Louder with Crowder - #83 OMG MILO BANNED AND RNC! Christopher Titus and Dana Loesch | Louder With Crowder

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00:01:04.000 We are good, finally.

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00:01:08.000 We had some issues with the stream going on.

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00:01:21.000 Big show this evening.

00:01:22.000 A lot going on.

00:01:23.000 We have Christopher Titus on, notoriously anti-Second Amendment stand-up comedian.

00:01:27.000 We were kind of going back and forth trying to get him on, scheduling issues.

00:01:30.000 Kudos to him.

00:01:32.000 He showed up.

00:01:33.000 Dana Lash, new NRA spokesperson.

00:01:35.000 I have to say person because she doesn't have a wiener. 1.00

00:01:39.000 She speaks for the NRA now.

00:01:41.000 She's in charge of women's issues. 1.00

00:01:43.000 And we have a new game.

00:01:45.000 Hipster or Hobo will be playing with Brodigan later.

00:01:47.000 A new game.

00:01:47.000 Yes, sir.

00:01:48.000 We, of course, also are announcing our finalists for the Golden Ticket Hiring Spree for video producers and announcing some new positions that are available.

00:01:56.000 How many people did we have apply last week?

00:01:58.000 Knock it, Jared.

00:01:59.000 A couple hundred, I think.

00:02:00.000 A couple hundred going through.

00:02:01.000 So I've gone through...

00:02:02.000 I'm pretty much caught up.

00:02:03.000 I'm taking them as they're coming in now, so...

00:02:05.000 We're narrowing it down to ten?

00:02:06.000 Narrowing it down.

00:02:07.000 Narrow it down to about a dozen so far.

00:02:09.000 About a dozen so far.

00:02:09.000 Okay.

00:02:10.000 So over 200 applicants, most of you don't deserve it.

00:02:10.000 Okay.

00:02:15.000 That's true.

00:02:16.000 Probably not.

00:02:16.000 Is it me?

00:02:17.000 Let's just be honest.

00:02:19.000 Big news in the week, obviously.

00:02:20.000 RNC happened.

00:02:21.000 Our good friend Milo Yiannopoulos got banned from Twitter and Instagram.

00:02:26.000 So let's kick it off with a couple of stories.

00:02:28.000 Christopher Titus, full disclosure, had to be a pre-tape because he's in L.A.

00:02:31.000 That's when we can make it work.

00:02:32.000 And for those of you listening terrestrially, there's a web extended version because it got heated.

00:02:36.000 I figured it would go long, and I didn't want Christopher to feel like we cut him down.

00:02:41.000 A lot of people don't like the radio format since this is syndicated, so sometimes we'll pre-tape people with scheduling issues and also to promise them an open floor so it's not limited to a couple segments.

00:02:50.000 That's at louderwithquatter.com tomorrow.

00:02:52.000 Roger Ailes is out as Fox News head right off the bat.

00:02:55.000 I have this up on my screen there.

00:02:57.000 He's actually gone.

00:02:58.000 There's been speculation for a while.

00:03:00.000 Let's hit that right off the bat.

00:03:03.000 That's what he said.

00:03:04.000 I worked at Fox News for four and a half...

00:03:05.000 Stop it.

00:03:06.000 These are nice people.

00:03:07.000 I worked at Fox News for four and a half years.

00:03:10.000 Roger Ailes never groped me, personally.

00:03:13.000 That's a relief.

00:03:15.000 It wasn't at the time.

00:03:16.000 Sincerely.

00:03:16.000 I would have taken a little bit of affection, because he never liked me.

00:03:20.000 Yeah.

00:03:20.000 We talked about this.

00:03:21.000 I needed some approval.

00:03:23.000 There's a reason I can just...

00:03:24.000 That all makes sense.

00:03:25.000 Yeah.

00:03:26.000 Yeah.

00:03:26.000 And here's the deal.

00:03:28.000 Do I think he did...

00:03:29.000 Listen, let me tell you again.

00:03:30.000 Inside baseball...

00:03:33.000 Let's not get into inside baseball.

00:03:35.000 Megyn Kelly came out and said that 10 years ago, or it's been now, it's been discovered, or she alleged that 10 years ago he sexually harassed her.

00:03:41.000 I will say this.

00:03:43.000 It gives us insight into two things.

00:03:45.000 Fox News is not the powerhouse that it once was, because at one point this wouldn't have mattered, right?

00:03:50.000 They would have probed if there was no sexual harassment, or even if it was light.

00:03:53.000 They were making money hand over fist.

00:03:55.000 They would never have gotten rid of Roger Ailes.

00:03:57.000 I also don't know how Fox News works without Roger Ailes, even though cable news is kind of going the way of the dinosaur.

00:04:05.000 So, that being said, Megyn Kelly, if this is true, and on Inside Baseball on that, there are Okay, let's just talk about the facts.

00:04:15.000 If it's true that she said he sexually harassed her ten years ago, you can find quotes from her within the last ten years saying, he is great, he's always had my back.

00:04:22.000 That's a really bad person.

00:04:24.000 If that's true.

00:04:26.000 Now, I know I've done Megyn Kelly's show before.

00:04:29.000 I've done pretty much every show there except for O'Reilly.

00:04:31.000 Because if you did Hannity, you couldn't do O'Reilly.

00:04:33.000 There was a whole silly feud.

00:04:34.000 It was like the world's biggest high school. 0.83

00:04:37.000 And after I left, she took some pot shots. 0.99

00:04:40.000 So...

00:04:41.000 That is bad.

00:04:42.000 If someone is sexually, kind of like we've talked about this rape culture, Lena Dunham will charge the person with rape. 1.00

00:04:47.000 If someone is legitimately sexually harassing you in the office, you have to bring it forward, because now there are several women who say that he's done that.

00:04:53.000 If you kept quiet so you could get your spot in primetime, that's a problem.

00:04:58.000 So problems across the board.

00:04:59.000 That's really my only opinion on that.

00:05:00.000 We don't have all the facts in.

00:05:01.000 We do, however, there's a lot going on right now this week.

00:05:04.000 The big controversy to come from the RNC is Ted Cruz and Donald Trump.

00:05:08.000 People were asking me on Twitter to talk about it.

00:05:11.000 You can't put this in 140 characters.

00:05:13.000 So let's roll this clip so everyone can kind of understand the non-troversy, as some people call it.

00:05:19.000 Stand and speak and vote your conscience.

00:05:23.000 Vote for candidates up and down the ticket who you trust to defend our freedom and to be faithful to the Constitution.

00:05:33.000 Okay, so on its surface, that should seem a complete non-controversy if I've ever seen one.

00:05:39.000 Vote your conscience.

00:05:41.000 I understand why it is.

00:05:42.000 Okay, I understand because when Ted Cruz has talked before about voting your conscience, he said that means voting for me.

00:05:47.000 I understand the history there.

00:05:49.000 Now, this is important because there are a lot of factors that could change this, and we don't know the whole story yet.

00:05:56.000 Let's be honest.

00:05:57.000 If you're in Ted Cruz's position, would you endorse somebody who made fun of your wife's looks and implicated your father in the assassination of JFK to be your boss?

00:06:08.000 Would you write him the letter of recommendation to effectively be your boss?

00:06:11.000 Probably not.

00:06:12.000 Right?

00:06:13.000 It would kind of be kind of a crappy thing for a man to do.

00:06:16.000 Right.

00:06:17.000 Really.

00:06:17.000 It's not outside the realm of reason.

00:06:19.000 That being said, I understand that he signed a pledge to support the Republican candidate.

00:06:23.000 Okay?

00:06:24.000 So I understand both sides of that argument.

00:06:28.000 That being said, Donald Trump was going to go back on the pledge when he said, if they don't treat me fairly.

00:06:34.000 Listen, this isn't a legally binding, you get sued by the ACLU pledge.

00:06:39.000 I'm also guessing that there's some kind of moral turpitude clause if it is a legally binding contract, in which case making fun of someone's wife's face would probably be a violation of that.

00:06:47.000 So people can play lawyer on Twitter, but that's just the reality, okay?

00:06:52.000 So, a lot of broken promises.

00:06:53.000 Self-funding the campaign from Donald Trump, from Ted Cruz, I'll never get down in the dirt, I'll never make personal attacks.

00:06:58.000 They've all gone back on their promises, okay?

00:07:02.000 Everyone knows I'm not a huge fan of Donald Trump.

00:07:05.000 And we've had Ted Cruz in the program, and we've had Carla Furian, and we've had a few candidates in the program, not Donald Trump.

00:07:10.000 So I understand this.

00:07:11.000 However, strategically, this was a gross misstep from Ted Cruz.

00:07:17.000 He should have done what Marco Rubio did.

00:07:21.000 Not show up.

00:07:22.000 Hey, I've got work to do.

00:07:23.000 Send in a nice, generic, positive video supporting the Republican platform.

00:07:28.000 Now, let me explain to this.

00:07:29.000 He needs to fire all of his handlers.

00:07:30.000 And I do think that there is, as with all politicians, ego gets involved in ego kills.

00:07:35.000 Let me explain why.

00:07:36.000 What's the biggest knock against Ted Cruz, right?

00:07:38.000 The perception.

00:07:39.000 Whether it's true or false, is that he's a self-serving, self-promoting politician, right?

00:07:44.000 Yep.

00:07:45.000 That's what people say about him.

00:07:46.000 Lying Ted.

00:07:46.000 He'll say anything to get publicity.

00:07:48.000 True or false, that's a knock against him.

00:07:50.000 So here he was provided effectively with two options.

00:07:53.000 Stay home, do the Marco Rubio, or even John Kasich, who kind of has a legitimate excuse being a governor of where these events are taking place.

00:08:00.000 I'll give you that one, Kasich.

00:08:02.000 Even though I can't stand him.

00:08:04.000 You know he's all home crying, though.

00:08:05.000 Mr.

00:08:05.000 Bring the Zima to the party.

00:08:08.000 That's option number one.

00:08:09.000 Option number two, again, the criticism against you as you're a self-serving, spotlight-hogging politician is, and I'm assuming his advisor said to do this, go to the RNC, take the spotlight, generate a controversy, and not endorse the Republican candidate.

00:08:24.000 And then double down on that the next day.

00:08:27.000 Whether he should endorse Donald Trump or not, that's a really bad move.

00:08:33.000 And I don't see a net positive outcome from that for Ted Cruz.

00:08:37.000 I can't possibly see a net positive.

00:08:39.000 What's going to happen?

00:08:40.000 What could he possibly gain from this?

00:08:43.000 He's already the furthest, whether you like him or not, the most consistently conservative, furthest to the right senator probably of the last several decades.

00:08:50.000 He tossed Rand Paul in there in government.

00:08:52.000 So he's not going to gain any more conservative fans.

00:08:55.000 And, frankly, he's probably lost a couple of the really conservative fans because there are a lot of people who wanted him, but they say, okay, Donald Trump, we have to do it.

00:09:02.000 I will say this, Donald Trump is still remarkably better than Hillary.

00:09:05.000 I don't think we have great options left.

00:09:08.000 So I don't see any...

00:09:10.000 You can tweet me at S. Crowder if you think I'm wrong.

00:09:11.000 I don't see any net positive gain for Ted Cruz making this move.

00:09:15.000 And I've got to...

00:09:16.000 Now, a couple things that could change this, right?

00:09:18.000 Some people have said, and Donald Trump said that he read the speech before Ted Cruz went out there.

00:09:22.000 So this changes everything.

00:09:23.000 Let me throw a few variables why I didn't express an opinion right away.

00:09:26.000 If Donald Trump and their campaign saw this entire speech and begged him to show up and asked him to go, as people are alleging...

00:09:33.000 And then orchestrated the boos and ginned the crowd up into booing Ted Cruz?

00:09:37.000 Well, that's a setup. 0.94

00:09:38.000 And that's really crappy.

00:09:39.000 If Ted Cruz submitted a speech, asked to get stage time, as has also been alleged, and then switched it, went off book, that's a really underhanded move.

00:09:51.000 That's not acting on good faith if Donald...

00:09:53.000 So those can change the entire situation as far as the character issue.

00:09:58.000 You may think he needs to endorse Donald Trump, or you may think he shouldn't endorse Donald Trump.

00:10:01.000 I understand that.

00:10:03.000 Again, we don't know which one of those stories is true.

00:10:06.000 And I think that changes it drastically.

00:10:08.000 So I hope I've crystallized my opinion there.

00:10:10.000 I just think strategically this is an error.

00:10:12.000 What do I think happens for Ted Cruz doing this?

00:10:14.000 Probably the same thing in Texas.

00:10:16.000 If he runs for that seat again, might have a few less votes.

00:10:21.000 And he probably will never have a legitimate chance of becoming president again.

00:10:24.000 Yeah.

00:10:25.000 Yeah.

00:10:25.000 I think that's for sure.

00:10:26.000 Especially, it's just too much at this point.

00:10:29.000 And once the jury of public opinion comes at you, like we're seeing on Twitter, it's kind of hard to recover from that.

00:10:35.000 If you show up at the RNC, take the spotlight, and you don't endorse the nominee for president of the United States...

00:10:41.000 You look like a really low, low guy.

00:10:43.000 You look like you wanted the best of both worlds to get the spotlight.

00:10:47.000 Again, I understand why I wouldn't want to endorse someone who said that about his wife.

00:10:51.000 I probably wouldn't if it were my boss.

00:10:53.000 I understand the rules are a little different here.

00:10:56.000 Because we have to go after the break and talk Milo Bend on Twitter, then Christopher Titus.

00:11:00.000 Donald, this RNC, here's the thing.

00:11:02.000 We haven't seen a big bump from the RNC right now.

00:11:04.000 Mike Pence was kind of inconsequential.

00:11:06.000 I hate getting wonky.

00:11:06.000 We just had to get this all out of the way so we can get to the other stuff.

00:11:09.000 Mike Pence was kind of inconsequential, not a game changer.

00:11:11.000 We haven't seen a huge bump.

00:11:13.000 Assume, and Hillary's still in the lead, assuming the DNC, let's assume they don't get any bump, kind of like the RNC, it's going to come down to the debates. 1.00

00:11:22.000 I don't see that being the saving grace for Donald Trump against Hillary Clinton.

00:11:41.000 So, that's the week, and then we can move on.

00:11:44.000 It's boring, the politics, but everyone wants to talk about that.

00:11:46.000 We'll talk about Milo getting banned, and, um, oh, uteruses is a thing. 1.00

00:11:50.000 Oh, yeah.

00:11:50.000 Uteri.

00:11:51.000 Uteri.

00:11:51.000 I have to get her plurals correct.

00:11:53.000 Whoa, Jared, what are you doing? 0.99

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00:12:08.000 With what? 1.00

00:12:08.000 AR-15! 1.00

00:12:09.000 Where'd you get it?

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00:12:11.000 Oh, there's another one!

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00:12:13.000 You got him!

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00:12:24.000 With your what?

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00:12:27.000 That's the best place to go and that's the takeaway because this commercial's about to stop!

00:12:34.000 Well, I think you'll very much enjoy your learning experience as an intern here.

00:12:39.000 So this is actually the office where other interns work.

00:12:41.000 And as you can see back there, there's a refrigerator.

00:12:44.000 That's a smaller break room.

00:12:45.000 If I move you into here, this is the Bee Studio.

00:12:48.000 Okay.

00:12:48.000 So this is where a lot of the online content takes place.

00:12:51.000 And then in this room...

00:12:52.000 What was that?

00:12:56.000 That was Roger Ellis Motorboating Megyn Kelly.

00:12:57.000 If I can direct you to our green room.

00:12:59.000 room.

00:12:59.000 Very nice.

00:13:00.000 Thank you.

00:13:29.000 Glad to be back after the break, Christopher.

00:13:31.000 Christopher, we have Dana Lash first.

00:13:33.000 Dana Lash.

00:13:33.000 Dana Lash first.

00:13:34.000 Spokesperson for the NRA. We'll talk to the RNC. And then the debate that gets pretty heated with Christopher Titus.

00:13:39.000 Pretty heated.

00:13:40.000 People have been asking me, of course, to talk about this.

00:13:44.000 Milo...

00:13:44.000 Stop it.

00:13:47.000 Back to you.

00:13:48.000 Your input tonight is like that of a high school boy in a fight circle.

00:13:53.000 He's got...

00:13:54.000 Brr! 0.98

00:13:54.000 Bring a fire extinguisher! 0.98

00:13:55.000 I was homeschooled.

00:13:56.000 I was a very insensitive insult.

00:13:57.000 That's true.

00:13:58.000 You were homeschooled.

00:13:59.000 Did you ever get into fights with your brother?

00:14:00.000 Oh, all the time.

00:14:01.000 Homeschooling?

00:14:02.000 All the time.

00:14:02.000 Then it got way bigger than me.

00:14:03.000 And then I stopped.

00:14:05.000 Did they have a zero tolerance policy?

00:14:07.000 My dad was pretty firm with this.

00:14:09.000 Pretty firm?

00:14:09.000 Yeah.

00:14:10.000 We had a zero tolerance policy at my school, which meant you could get your ass absolutely kicked. 1.00

00:14:15.000 Shove the guy off of you and you still got suspended. 1.00

00:14:18.000 That's Canada.

00:14:19.000 By the way, in Canada, Mike Ward just got fined $35,000 for making fun of a deaf kid.

00:14:24.000 I saw that.

00:14:26.000 So when people say, oh, there's free speech.

00:14:28.000 No, there is no free speech anywhere outside of the United States.

00:14:30.000 It doesn't exist.

00:14:31.000 That's never been a thing in Canada. 1.00

00:14:32.000 Shut up. 0.97

00:14:33.000 Which ties us into hashtag free Milo. 0.98

00:14:35.000 Milo Yiannopoulos, who's been on the show.

00:14:36.000 I mean, he was on the show back when he had a few thousand followers on Twitter.

00:14:40.000 Just GamerCade.

00:14:42.000 Got banned from Twitter.

00:14:43.000 You've heard about this.

00:14:44.000 Yes, I have.

00:14:45.000 I never know if you stay up to date on the stories.

00:14:46.000 He also just got banned from Instagram.

00:14:48.000 I didn't know that until right before the show.

00:14:50.000 So we wrote about this at ladderwithcrowder.com.

00:14:52.000 I have it up on the screen here for those listening terrestrially, or you can go to the website.

00:14:57.000 He got into it with that Ghostbusters, Leslie Jones.

00:15:01.000 Yep, black comedian.

00:15:03.000 We've talked about her on the show before. 0.99

00:15:05.000 She is just the worst. 0.99

00:15:07.000 Her stand-up.

00:15:08.000 I thought she was actually pretty funny on SNL when I first saw her.

00:15:10.000 Remember?

00:15:11.000 I don't know which episode.

00:15:12.000 Somewhere in like 60-something.

00:15:14.000 Remember when I talked about it?

00:15:15.000 I said, have you ever seen her stand-up?

00:15:16.000 I remember it vaguely.

00:15:17.000 Ever so vaguely.

00:15:18.000 Literally just everything is MF, N-word this.

00:15:21.000 Just, you know, y'all know I'm black and I'm on dark because I play basketball.

00:15:25.000 And the audience is just rolling.

00:15:28.000 That's a funny MF. That's the whole thing.

00:15:31.000 It was the worst possible stereotype of a black comedian you could imagine.

00:15:36.000 When people think of Showtime at the Apollo, like Nick DiPaolo was talking about, he went up after Salt-N-Pepa and he bombed.

00:15:42.000 It was her.

00:15:42.000 It was just terrible.

00:15:43.000 It was wildly uncreative.

00:15:46.000 So Mylonopoulos wrote a pretty scathing review of the Ghostbusters film.

00:15:49.000 It hasn't been doing well.

00:15:51.000 I think he...

00:15:52.000 Surprise.

00:15:52.000 Yeah, surprise.

00:15:54.000 And she gets a bunch of hate mail for her.

00:15:57.000 She retweets it.

00:15:58.000 I have it up here on the website.

00:15:59.000 I don't know the exact order.

00:16:00.000 The bottom line is this.

00:16:02.000 She went back at him.

00:16:03.000 Milo said, oh, you're playing the victim.

00:16:05.000 Everyone gets hate mail.

00:16:06.000 And a bunch of people went and flooded her account with some horrible things.

00:16:10.000 You know, from alt-right people.

00:16:12.000 Comparing her to a gorilla.

00:16:13.000 Creating fake tweets that she never said.

00:16:15.000 So she got furious.

00:16:17.000 And Jack Dorsey.

00:16:18.000 Little Jack Dorsey over there at Twitter.

00:16:21.000 Jack Dorsey.

00:16:22.000 It's just nothing we can say throughout. 0.97

00:16:24.000 Jack and the dick stock. 0.97

00:16:25.000 I'm trying to think. 0.99

00:16:25.000 I think of something better. 0.99

00:16:27.000 It's a dick. 0.99

00:16:27.000 What do you want to do? 0.99

00:16:29.000 Jack Dorsey decides he's going to ban Milo.

00:16:32.000 Gets personally involved.

00:16:34.000 So, is this a free speech issue?

00:16:36.000 No.

00:16:37.000 A company, as Milo has said, has every right to ban whoever they want.

00:16:40.000 It is a company lying to their users issue.

00:16:44.000 And a social media platform is only as valuable as the trust of its users.

00:16:48.000 And they're not consistent.

00:16:49.000 So should they have banned Milo?

00:16:51.000 Of course not.

00:16:52.000 Based on what we've seen, no.

00:16:54.000 Of course not.

00:16:55.000 He didn't harass her.

00:16:56.000 He didn't send anything racist at all.

00:16:58.000 Of course not.

00:16:59.000 And is it inconsistent?

00:17:00.000 Absolutely.

00:17:01.000 That being said, the people who are sending, the alt-right people who you think you're helping Milo, you're the reason Milo got banned from Twitter.

00:17:09.000 You're the reason Milo is no longer on Instagram.

00:17:11.000 You need to understand this.

00:17:12.000 When you send someone a picture, a black person, comparing them to a gorilla, when you send someone an image with tweets that they never made, they attributed your actions to Milo.

00:17:21.000 So it's important for people to know that being a, you know, a craplord, and I understand it, and it's fun, and I understand the triggering, all of that, you're the reason Milo was banned.

00:17:32.000 Now, Twitter, they're completely inconsistent.

00:17:35.000 People have done the same thing to me.

00:17:36.000 We have targeted campaigns, probably right now, to flood our stream, to shut us down, to get us back, and Twitter doesn't do anything.

00:17:42.000 They are not even remotely consistent.

00:17:44.000 I think there are memes out there of me saying...

00:17:45.000 Not to mention the callings for death of police by Black Lives Matter.

00:17:49.000 Right.

00:17:49.000 There are photos of Jack Dorsey with DeRay.

00:17:53.000 Yes.

00:17:53.000 It's like chilling, just like throwing it up.

00:17:55.000 Oh, I thought you were going to say doing gay stuff. 0.96

00:17:56.000 That happened probably after the picture was taken shortly. 0.98

00:17:59.000 Because DeRay is just the tiniest little gay man. 1.00

00:18:01.000 He is. 0.96

00:18:01.000 You can fit him in your back pocket. 0.96

00:18:02.000 He is.

00:18:03.000 And I'm sure he has been.

00:18:05.000 Yes.

00:18:05.000 Back pockets and other people.

00:18:06.000 Well, he is a rough...

00:18:07.000 And he, by the way, was invited to the White House and says that riots are good things.

00:18:12.000 He's talked about that.

00:18:13.000 He's openly praised riots and lootings.

00:18:16.000 DeRay.

00:18:17.000 This is a guy who was invited to the White House.

00:18:19.000 Milo writes a bad review and he's banned.

00:18:20.000 So yeah, we want to go beyond that.

00:18:22.000 It's just inconsistent.

00:18:23.000 Of course we get that.

00:18:25.000 Now, if I'm Twitter...

00:18:28.000 Do I ban people who are creating false tweets and attributing them to someone?

00:18:33.000 I can understand why they would.

00:18:34.000 Because not only is that not a free speech issue, it's a libel issue. 0.85

00:18:38.000 Now let's say, for example, someone creates a fake tweet that looks real, photoshops it, and it has someone saying, I hate black people, Hitler was, whatever, something like that.

00:18:47.000 They lose their job.

00:18:48.000 Or they go to Twitter and say, hey, this isn't true, and Twitter allows that to stay.

00:18:51.000 They do if it's against a conservative.

00:18:54.000 If that happens, that person loses their job and Twitter let that stay on Twitter, they could probably sue Twitter and say, hey, I reported it, you allowed this to stay up, and I lost my job as a result.

00:19:03.000 There are libel laws.

00:19:05.000 So people need to understand that.

00:19:06.000 And Twitter would be smart to be very careful with libel laws.

00:19:10.000 So I understand that.

00:19:12.000 Milo didn't do any of that.

00:19:13.000 Did you see his tweets?

00:19:15.000 I didn't read them verbatim, no.

00:19:17.000 There's got to be something there if they're saying this is that bad. 0.59

00:19:20.000 It can't just be, he said, rejected by another black dude because Leslie Jones looks like a black dude.

00:19:24.000 So I guess that was considered really offensive. 0.99

00:19:28.000 I mean, she's pretty mannish. 0.98

00:19:29.000 She is. 0.79

00:19:31.000 Remarkably mannish. 0.89

00:19:32.000 Yes. 0.66

00:19:32.000 She's basically a man. 0.66

00:19:33.000 Basically Michelle Obama.

00:19:35.000 If she were in the Olympics, you'd go, that's because of the new training rules. 1.00

00:19:40.000 Back to you.

00:19:41.000 That was racist.

00:19:42.000 You don't get the right to do that.

00:19:45.000 So, we invited Milo on the show.

00:19:46.000 I haven't heard from Milo in a while.

00:19:48.000 So, to be fair, people are saying, why isn't he on the show?

00:19:51.000 You know, there are contractual issues.

00:19:52.000 He couldn't come on to debate with Ben Shapiro.

00:19:54.000 He worked for sites that are more controlling.

00:19:57.000 Milo's a friend of the show.

00:19:58.000 He's always welcome to come on.

00:19:59.000 And, listen, I would defend anyone out there.

00:20:01.000 Anyone.

00:20:03.000 Who would be banned for simply saying something that's unpopular?

00:20:06.000 This is the thing.

00:20:07.000 The takeaway there is we believe in a form of more voices.

00:20:11.000 Conservatives, libertarians, right-wingers, we want as many voices as possible.

00:20:15.000 We open it up.

00:20:17.000 Let them speak and let good ideas win.

00:20:19.000 Even Dave Rubin says that.

00:20:20.000 Leftists want to shut down and censor.

00:20:23.000 Whether they have the right to with a private company, of course they do.

00:20:26.000 But it's indicative of a spirit.

00:20:28.000 One side wants an open forum, as many voices as possible, and one side is terrified of it.

00:20:34.000 Deathly afraid.

00:20:35.000 In comedy, in entertainment, in politics, that's important to note.

00:20:38.000 And that's important to keep track of.

00:20:41.000 But you don't need to lie and create fake tweets.

00:20:43.000 The truth is more powerful in this instance.

00:20:45.000 The story is enough.

00:20:46.000 So we have, is it Dana Lash?

00:20:47.000 Dana Lash coming up.

00:20:48.000 Dana Lash coming up after this break.

00:20:50.000 Spokesperson for the NRA with a uterus.

00:20:52.000 Stay tuned.

00:20:53.000 For breaking news on Lover with Crowder, I'm Perry Mathison.

00:21:16.000 We take you now live to a stage of the RNC as Dr.

00:21:20.000 Ben Carson prepares his remarks.

00:21:24.000 Amen.

00:21:31.000 Amen.

00:21:31.000 Thank you.

00:21:32.000 Thank you.

00:21:33.000 I want to be the very best, like no one ever was.

00:21:40.000 To catch them is my real test, to train them is my call.

00:21:46.000 I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.

00:21:52.000 It's broken much to understand The power that's inside.

00:21:57.000 Okay, bud.

00:21:58.000 Gotta catch em' all.

00:21:59.000 It's you and me.

00:22:01.000 I know it's my destiny.

00:22:03.000 Okay, bud.

00:22:04.000 You gotta catch em' all.

00:22:06.000 Oh, you're my destiny.

00:22:07.000 In a world we must defend.

00:22:10.000 A heart so true.

00:22:12.000 Frankly, gotta catch em' all.

00:22:13.000 Our courage will pull us through.

00:22:15.000 You teach me and I'll teach you.

00:22:19.000 Pokemon.

00:22:20.000 Gotta catch em' all.

00:22:21.000 Gotta catch em' all.

00:22:23.000 Okay.

00:22:24.000 God bless America.

00:22:26.000 We'll keep you abreast as this speech unfolds for an hour with Crowder.

00:22:32.000 I'm Perry Mahliza.

00:22:33.000 All right, glad to bring on our first guest, which should be more friendly than our second guest, who's not happy to be on the program.

00:23:03.000 First guest, you know her, danaradio.com, nationally syndicated radio host, host at the Blaze TV, and newly, I guess, sort of appointed spokesperson for the NRA, Dana Lash.

00:23:15.000 And you have a book as well.

00:23:17.000 Yes, I do.

00:23:18.000 I don't actually, it probably would have been smart if I would have had one sitting out here.

00:23:22.000 It looks like this, but it's not this one.

00:23:26.000 I was going to say, that's your old book.

00:23:27.000 It's called Flyover Nation.

00:23:29.000 You can't run a country you've never been to.

00:23:31.000 And we get into good stuff, and I talk about how much I love Walmart.

00:23:35.000 Do you really love Walmart, though?

00:23:37.000 I do like Walmart.

00:23:38.000 Where else can you go to get tampons and a tire changed?

00:23:42.000 Well, one would argue they're very similar in nature.

00:23:45.000 At Walmart...

00:23:48.000 Although, Walmarts in Texas, I was talking with NotKJ about this, they're far nicer than in the Midwest.

00:23:53.000 Yeah, they're kind of dumpy here.

00:23:54.000 Well, because here you have Meijer, which is considered more premium.

00:23:57.000 But Walmarts in Texas, they can have hardwood floors, they can have higher-end clothing, organic produce.

00:24:02.000 That's not the case everywhere else.

00:24:04.000 They're kind of like the K-Marts here.

00:24:05.000 K-Marts doesn't exist anymore.

00:24:07.000 Oh, no, it does.

00:24:08.000 They converted them all to bomb shelters.

00:24:10.000 Oh, okay.

00:24:12.000 I've not been into a Kmart in probably a decade.

00:24:15.000 But I do like me some Walmart.

00:24:17.000 And you know that's not a real wood floor.

00:24:19.000 You know that's like the vinyl or whatever that they make look like.

00:24:21.000 You don't understand the point.

00:24:23.000 Well, here's the thing I find odd.

00:24:25.000 We were talking about this with Walmart, and then we'll get to the RNC and all that.

00:24:27.000 We were talking about this this week, because we have family in Texas, and there's three Walmarts that they can choose to go to.

00:24:34.000 They got three Walmarts?

00:24:35.000 They got so many Walmarts.

00:24:37.000 They closed the Walmart by me, Stephen, because they done raised them wages up to $15 an hour, and they couldn't support them wages, and so they done closed that Walmart.

00:24:46.000 That's not why they closed it.

00:24:47.000 They didn't raise that in Texas.

00:24:49.000 Yeah, they did.

00:24:50.000 They started closing all the Walmarts.

00:24:53.000 As punishment?

00:24:54.000 Well, my parents, there's one in an area that's kind of nicer, and they go in the opposite direction.

00:25:01.000 It's in a less nice area.

00:25:02.000 Here's the funny thing.

00:25:02.000 The one that's built in a less nice area is newer.

00:25:07.000 like crap on purpose the older one has the fake hardwood granted and it's it's organized nicely and it has more produce and then the newer one but in a worse area of town it's all the crappy linoleum and it just looks like people pick stuff up and threw it and i don't know what happened i bet you they do market research you're like hold on a second people prefer crappy walmarts in this district there might be something the floors weird me out because i i every time i walk on the floor i'm like that's not real wood It's not real wood.

00:25:35.000 It's fake wood.

00:25:35.000 It's not real wood.

00:25:36.000 It's fake wood.

00:25:37.000 Well, I don't know.

00:25:37.000 But, I mean, you can't beat the deals there.

00:25:38.000 Pioneer Woman just had a bunch of stuff go into the Walmart, so I like going and looking at the stuff that she has in the Walmart.

00:25:44.000 I don't know what that is, but I assume it goes with the tires and tampons.

00:25:46.000 The RNC is this week.

00:25:48.000 It's a girl thing. 0.99

00:25:49.000 It's a girl thing. 0.99

00:25:50.000 You were someone who was relatively kind of...

00:25:54.000 You're not never Trump.

00:25:55.000 You've been critical of Trump.

00:25:57.000 I don't want to misrepresent your position.

00:26:00.000 What do you make right now of this RNC absolute, I guess, kerfuffle, brouhaha, hootenanny, whatever you want to call it?

00:26:09.000 Well...

00:26:13.000 It's like a Victorian freak show. 0.59

00:26:17.000 I don't know how to put it.

00:26:18.000 Helena Benham Carter is going to show up in makeup? 1.00

00:26:21.000 Yeah, kind of.

00:26:24.000 Well, I guess so.

00:26:25.000 I mean, we have Melania, sometimes there can be a...

00:26:27.000 I mean, I was promised, Stephen, you were promised, Mackey, Jared was promised, like a big show.

00:26:31.000 Like, right?

00:26:32.000 We were promised.

00:26:33.000 I'm the kind of person, you have to understand here, and you've been in my house.

00:26:37.000 I'm the kind of person who, I have a fog machine, and I have 10-foot spiders, and I have actual gravestones and stuff that I put out in my yard for Halloween and leave it out there until Christmas.

00:26:46.000 And it's a big spectacle.

00:26:48.000 Yeah.

00:26:49.000 And so when someone says, we're going to make a big show, I go all out just for, like, Halloween at my house, or, like, Fourth of July.

00:26:54.000 I go all out for Easter.

00:26:55.000 I go all out for, you know, like, President's Day, if we're crying out loud.

00:26:58.000 So when you're doing the RNC and you promised me a big show, I'm thinking, I'm going to get a big show.

00:27:04.000 And so what I've received is, like, it's not what I was promised, and I'm disappointed because I wanted to be entertained because I don't really care to see delegates slap fight each other on the floor of the RNC. Unless I'm also fighting, I don't really care about that.

00:27:19.000 It's not fun for me.

00:27:20.000 What were the rules there?

00:27:21.000 Because there are two differing sides.

00:27:22.000 I have no idea.

00:27:23.000 Okay, neither do I. I was going to say, I don't want to lie, and I said with my audience, the rules are so convoluted I don't get them anymore.

00:27:30.000 This is what they're doing.

00:27:33.000 Well, hold on.

00:27:34.000 The people listening to wrestling, that can sound really bad.

00:27:36.000 She was slapping other hands.

00:27:37.000 That's going to be a gift.

00:27:38.000 She was slapping hands was the skin contact you heard. 0.99

00:27:43.000 Gosh.

00:27:44.000 Good Lord.

00:27:45.000 That's what they're doing.

00:27:45.000 Yes.

00:27:46.000 Anyone who hears that in the next room with teenagers is concerned people listening.

00:27:51.000 Where's your mind at?

00:27:52.000 Where is your mind?

00:27:53.000 It sounds like...

00:27:54.000 Well, then we're not getting anywhere.

00:27:54.000 Well, okay.

00:27:57.000 If I were for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

00:27:59.000 It's true.

00:28:01.000 No, it's...

00:28:02.000 But it'd be tough to know if it's a homeless or a hipster.

00:28:07.000 No one knows. 0.99

00:28:08.000 They both smell like pee. 0.98

00:28:08.000 No one knows. 0.98

00:28:11.000 Yeah, well, then we're not getting anywhere, because I was hoping you could clarify the rules, and that's why I've refrained...

00:28:15.000 Oh, that's so sweet.

00:28:16.000 No, I don't.

00:28:17.000 I don't think anyone knows the rules.

00:28:20.000 People are like, oh, they should have a roll call.

00:28:22.000 You're like, well, okay, that sounds like...

00:28:23.000 Well, they changed them at the last minute anyway.

00:28:25.000 I mean, basically, if someone comes up with a roll that someone else doesn't like and someone wants to try to get someone out of something, they're like, oh, let's just vote and change the rolls.

00:28:33.000 That's how they do.

00:28:34.000 Nobody knows what's going on except...

00:28:37.000 Steven, except Texas.

00:28:39.000 Have you seen the Texas delegation?

00:28:40.000 God bless Texas.

00:28:41.000 All in cowboy hats, all in Texas flag shirts and cowboy boots, because I don't think they'll let you sit with them as a delegate unless you're with the stuff.

00:28:51.000 Well, and they're pretty organized.

00:28:53.000 You know, I guess what I thought was so weird was with that roll call, right?

00:28:57.000 They said there were eight or nine states, right, that wanted a roll call that had a problem with Trump.

00:29:02.000 They were like, that might revolt the delegates.

00:29:04.000 And then the guy just leaves the podium.

00:29:06.000 He comes back.

00:29:06.000 He's like, no, no, it's just six.

00:29:08.000 What?

00:29:09.000 No, it was more, but now it's six.

00:29:11.000 It's under the seven.

00:29:11.000 We're good.

00:29:12.000 They made it to the RNC and were mad enough to say we want a roll call and we want to vote our conscience.

00:29:19.000 And then you just had to talk with them.

00:29:22.000 What kind of negotiation happened?

00:29:24.000 Like, well, I guess I hadn't thought of it.

00:29:26.000 Oh, okay.

00:29:27.000 All right, Trump.

00:29:28.000 I'm not saying that it's right either way with the rules, but I'm just wondering how you go from it was either eight or nine states down to six.

00:29:34.000 And it happened within...

00:29:36.000 That seems odd to me.

00:29:37.000 I don't even know.

00:29:38.000 All I saw was I was watching the coverage and then there was yelling.

00:29:42.000 And then I love Mike Lee.

00:29:43.000 Mike Lee was at the podium doing something.

00:29:45.000 And then Ken Cuccinelli was kept raising.

00:29:48.000 He was like on stage.

00:29:48.000 I don't know what Ken Cuccinelli was doing.

00:29:50.000 It felt, you know, it was bizarre watching it.

00:29:53.000 I kept thinking punches are going to be thrown any second.

00:29:55.000 Any second now.

00:29:56.000 Come on.

00:29:57.000 Come on.

00:29:57.000 Somebody's going to.

00:29:58.000 And it didn't happen.

00:29:59.000 So our good character disappointed me.

00:30:01.000 But it just, there was a lot of yelling and hats.

00:30:05.000 Yeah, there were a lot of hats, and they've carried that over from the tea party.

00:30:08.000 There's always a lot of funny hats.

00:30:10.000 And I think the worst part about them is I think the people wearing...

00:30:12.000 No, they've always been that way.

00:30:14.000 Well, yes, but the worst part is I think now I think the people wearing them think that they're funnier than they actually are.

00:30:20.000 True.

00:30:21.000 The hats.

00:30:22.000 Yeah, I would agree with that.

00:30:23.000 We're kind of like, oh, okay, you got a funny A Blinken hat that's slightly too high.

00:30:27.000 You're like, have you seen my comically high A Blinken hats?

00:30:31.000 Oh! 0.60

00:30:32.000 I'm so unpredictable!

00:30:33.000 There were no furries.

00:30:35.000 They sort of...

00:30:35.000 It's like a half-assed Comic-Con.

00:30:37.000 Nobody likes that.

00:30:38.000 It's like they didn't...

00:30:39.000 You know, they only kind of went part of the way instead of all the way.

00:30:43.000 That's, you know...

00:30:44.000 What?

00:30:46.000 Is my mic still working, Jared?

00:30:47.000 For some reason, I'm not hearing myself.

00:30:49.000 Um...

00:30:51.000 What do you think?

00:30:54.000 Is it going to be President Hillary Clinton at this point?

00:30:56.000 I mean, just considering how divided the RNC is?

00:31:00.000 I don't know, because it's really, really close right now.

00:31:03.000 I think one of the big tells, I think, will be the sort of bump that they get after their respective conventions.

00:31:09.000 I think it will also who Hillary chooses as her VP. I keep saying that if she chooses Elizabeth Warren, I will never stop referencing Golden Girls.

00:31:17.000 I will never stop playing cuts of Golden Girls.

00:31:19.000 I will never stop, because it's...

00:31:21.000 I'm just going to be really frank with you.

00:31:23.000 Nobody wants to see two old ladies on the ticket. 1.00

00:31:25.000 And I don't care if chicks get mad at me or not. 1.00

00:31:27.000 It is what it is.

00:31:28.000 I don't need to see two women on a ticket, particularly those two women. 1.00

00:31:33.000 One plagiarized being an American Indian, and the other let four Americans die in Benghazi.

00:31:38.000 So really don't want either of them.

00:31:40.000 But if she's going to pick somebody, try to go as least offensive as you can.

00:31:45.000 So she'll probably pick the non-Spanish-speaking one of the Castro brothers who did a Lindsay Lohan swap down at the San Antonio Riverwalk parade several years ago. 0.92

00:31:53.000 The guy who just broke federal law, Julian Castro, who heads up, he's over at HUD, the Secretary of HUD. So I don't know.

00:31:59.000 I think it depends on who she picks as a VP. I think it depends on what kind of bump they get from their conventions. 1.00

00:32:05.000 All I know is that next time, whoever the RNC chairman is, if they don't call Dana Does Conventions...

00:32:12.000 Which is going to be my new business and say, hey, we suck out loud at this.

00:32:16.000 I need you to come and select all the music because, Stephen, I already have it all planned out in my mind.

00:32:21.000 Day one, it would have been the lights would have went down and I have fog machines.

00:32:25.000 So I brought my fog machines and we would have spaced them out around the stage and smoke.

00:32:29.000 We'd have like a light, a white light illuminate the bottom of the stage and you could have seen the fog.

00:32:35.000 And all of a sudden the opening chords of Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses would have played.

00:32:39.000 And then the lights go crazy and the delegates have no idea what the hell is happening because they've never experienced anything like this, right?

00:32:44.000 So the lights are going crazy and the music is getting louder.

00:32:49.000 And then all of a sudden the candidates, the nominee and the VP and their families in inner circle rush out onto the stage.

00:32:54.000 And then they run down in front of the stage and they high-five all of the delegates with their crazy hats in the front.

00:32:58.000 That's how you start a convention.

00:33:00.000 Whatever the hell they did is not how you do it.

00:33:02.000 I know the guy who does it. 1.00

00:33:05.000 Well, he's sucking. 0.98

00:33:06.000 Yeah, he just goes, he goes, all right, listen, let's let them all take the stage, get their non-profit some money so they get some stage time, put on Best Of Rascal Flats, and get them some damn funny hats. 0.99

00:33:17.000 We're done. 0.64

00:33:18.000 Here's the other thing.

00:33:19.000 They had Lieutenant General Flynn walk out on stage.

00:33:22.000 My theme song for him, his walkout would have been Bombs Over Baghdad by Outkast.

00:33:26.000 And then I would have tried to persuade Big Boy to walk in with a marching band because Big Boy's not a liberal.

00:33:30.000 I think he's a libertarian or a conservatarian.

00:33:33.000 I would have seen if he wanted to come in with a marching band and walk Flynn through the main aisle and up on the stage.

00:33:39.000 That's how you do a convention.

00:33:40.000 Yeah, I don't think that.

00:33:42.000 Instead, you get, like, every other candidate comes out to, life is a highway, I've been a highway all night long.

00:33:50.000 I like the Rascal Flatts, but my God, I want to stab myself in the eyes when it plays for the umpteenth time at convention or at CPAC. I'm just like, stop it, with the Rascal Flatts.

00:33:58.000 No, I think you have a good idea, good plan there.

00:34:00.000 So, okay, well, listen, let's move on from RNC, because at this point it's just political speculation.

00:34:04.000 Well, can I ask a question?

00:34:05.000 Yeah.

00:34:05.000 Yeah, Dana, was it a misstep for, as a woman?

00:34:08.000 For Trump to not pick a woman as the VP. I think it would have been a misstep for him if he just, you know, went with a chick just to go with a chick.

00:34:18.000 Sure.

00:34:18.000 I mean, he doesn't get along with Susanna Martinez.

00:34:22.000 I don't know who else he would have picked that would have been uniquely qualified or had some sort of name recognition that would have boosted him.

00:34:27.000 I don't want to feel like I'm being pandered to. 0.95

00:34:29.000 I don't want somebody to pick a chick just because you feel like, oh, I guess we need a chick, because then they're going to pick some dumb chick that, you know, no, nobody wants to see that. 0.98

00:34:37.000 Like Elizabeth Warren. 0.99

00:34:38.000 Yeah, like Elizabeth Warren, fake Indian. 1.00

00:34:40.000 No, I don't think necessarily that they had to.

00:34:44.000 I would vote for Hillary Clinton if this happened. 1.00

00:34:46.000 We don't need an estrogen party just for the sake of having an estrogen party.

00:34:49.000 And sometimes you can have too much.

00:34:50.000 I would vote for Hillary Clinton if this happened. 1.00

00:34:52.000 If Elizabeth Warren walked out in the cheapest dollar store Pocahontas costume to announce her vice presidency and went... 1.00

00:35:02.000 I'd slap my money on the table and I would vote for Hillary Clinton. 1.00

00:35:04.000 That is the only way I would vote for Hillary Clinton, is if Elizabeth Warren comes out in a cheap Pocahontas costume and goes, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 1.00

00:35:12.000 If we were able to go back in time and she gave Chris Stevens the security that he needed and didn't leave all those people to die in Benghazi, and didn't sell secrets to China and all of that other stuff, then I would be like, you know what?

00:35:23.000 I'm still not going to vote for you.

00:35:25.000 Even if she put on the cheap Pocahontas costume and went, what? 0.96

00:35:28.000 $12.99 Amazon.

00:35:30.000 You know, I went as Elizabeth Warren for one Halloween.

00:35:33.000 I was a blonde in. 0.99

00:35:34.000 Really?

00:35:35.000 No, I guess that's racist, but it's acceptable.

00:35:38.000 Can't be because I'm 3-8, so it doesn't matter.

00:35:40.000 That's true.

00:35:41.000 You are 3-8.

00:35:42.000 So, hey, do you get that Native American money?

00:35:44.000 No, and I wouldn't do any of that anyway.

00:35:46.000 I think we're far removed from that.

00:35:47.000 I think you're going to be like 100%.

00:35:49.000 Cash in!

00:35:50.000 No.

00:35:50.000 Why not?

00:35:51.000 It's there.

00:35:52.000 Someone else is going to take it.

00:35:53.000 I don't believe. 0.98

00:35:54.000 Well, then they can take it and they can go to hell for taking it. 0.98

00:35:56.000 At least drink some Windex or something. 0.99

00:35:58.000 Honor their culture.

00:36:00.000 Host an illegal cockfighting ring.

00:36:02.000 Do something. 1.00

00:36:03.000 You're a horrible Native American. 1.00

00:36:05.000 Well, I'm just, this is my ancestry, so. 0.99

00:36:07.000 But, yeah, no.

00:36:09.000 We have to go to a break, and we'll bring Dana back. 0.98

00:36:12.000 I guess, you know, let's talk more about, let's get off the RNC, and we'll talk about uteruses.

00:36:18.000 Uteri?

00:36:19.000 We need to pander to women, because our male demo is too skewed. 1.00

00:36:23.000 Boobs. 1.00

00:36:24.000 Boobs, spelled E-W-B-S. It's a Pokemon.

00:36:28.000 That's why we're hip.

00:36:29.000 We're with you.

00:36:30.000 Progressive 9-1-1, what is your emergency?

00:36:42.000 Hi, 9-1-1.

00:36:44.000 I'm at 845 Grasmere Drive.

00:36:46.000 There is a man who's broken into my house.

00:36:48.000 I am in my bedroom with my smart gun aimed at the door.

00:36:52.000 What do I do?

00:36:53.000 Thank you for letting us know we have dispatched police officers, so you have a smart gun, correct?

00:36:57.000 Yes, I do.

00:36:58.000 That's great.

00:36:59.000 That's as safe as you can be because nobody else can fire that weapon.

00:37:02.000 Excellent choice.

00:37:03.000 Okay, I think he's getting through the door.

00:37:04.000 Now, are you aware of how to unlock that smart firearm?

00:37:08.000 I think so.

00:37:09.000 Do I just put my grip on here?

00:37:10.000 That is right.

00:37:11.000 Make It's not working!

00:37:22.000 It's still not working!

00:37:28.000 Of course!

00:37:30.000 There's someone breaking into my house!

00:37:31.000 I'm sweating bullets!

00:37:32.000 Of course my hands are damp!

00:37:34.000 Come on! 0.61

00:37:37.000 That's a problem.

00:37:38.000 What do you mean it's a problem?

00:37:40.000 It's not working.

00:37:40.000 How is it a problem?

00:37:42.000 Well, not like your smartphone.

00:37:43.000 If your hands aren't at all, even the least bit damp, the rear will look funny.

00:37:49.000 Okay, so what do I do?

00:37:51.000 Unlock it remotely.

00:37:52.000 Hey, the guy's getting in. 0.95

00:37:56.000 You're probably gonna die. 0.99

00:38:02.000 You're a strange animal, that's what I know But you're a strange animal, I've got to follow Oh, wow Glad to be back. 0.99

00:38:16.000 With us is host of the show.

00:38:18.000 You can find everything at DanaRadio.com, Blaze TV, spokesperson for the NRA, and the new book, Fly Over Country.

00:38:26.000 Did I have that right, Dana?

00:38:27.000 Fly Over Nation, you can't run a country you've never been to.

00:38:30.000 I can never get these books right.

00:38:32.000 Such a bad person.

00:38:33.000 I don't read the books.

00:38:36.000 I don't believe in them.

00:38:37.000 No, I think that's a good point.

00:38:40.000 I mean, really, when we're talking about people, whether it's...

00:38:41.000 Oh, okay, hey, hey, let me ask you about this.

00:38:43.000 Roger Ailes.

00:38:44.000 Oh, jeez.

00:38:49.000 What?

00:38:50.000 What?

00:38:50.000 I've never met him, so I don't know.

00:38:52.000 I don't know.

00:38:52.000 Oh, okay.

00:38:53.000 I don't know.

00:38:54.000 I just figured that's like...

00:38:55.000 Anonymous letters, perhaps?

00:38:57.000 What? 0.99

00:38:57.000 Did he ever try to grab your butt, Stephen? 0.99

00:38:59.000 Did you ever meet Roger? 0.99

00:39:00.000 He didn't personally sexually harass me.

00:39:02.000 Did he just like...

00:39:03.000 Well, I know he didn't particularly like me, from what I heard.

00:39:07.000 I worked there for four and a half years.

00:39:08.000 I never met him.

00:39:09.000 And the people, God bless them, were VPs, were like, I don't think he gets it. 1.00

00:39:14.000 He finds you kind of offensive.

00:39:16.000 Like, that was sort of the vibe.

00:39:17.000 And they were like, but we get it.

00:39:19.000 You're golden.

00:39:19.000 So for four something, I think four and a half years, I never met him.

00:39:24.000 And there was just this cloud of, like, when I got called into the second floor, like, Did you make a rape joke at CPAC about Ashley Judd?

00:39:33.000 No, I didn't make a rape joke about Ashley Judd. 0.90

00:39:35.000 I made a rape joke about her comparing buying iPhones to rape, and I had to explain it.

00:39:42.000 So, that was my experience. 0.85

00:39:42.000 Oh, I remember that. 0.85

00:39:42.000 Remember that? 0.85

00:39:44.000 So, no sexual harassment for you?

00:39:46.000 No, I've never even met him, so...

00:39:48.000 What about anyone else at Fox?

00:39:50.000 Give us the dirt.

00:39:52.000 I'm never in New York.

00:39:54.000 I go to New York every now and then.

00:39:57.000 So I don't really hear any kind of gossip.

00:40:01.000 And I don't know if it's just because people are like, she's not here so we can't tell her.

00:40:05.000 I don't know, but I don't hear.

00:40:08.000 I kind of feel left out.

00:40:10.000 Because I don't hear the gossip.

00:40:11.000 Even though you're not in New York, you know those hand extensions that you squeeze to grab beer cans and stuff?

00:40:17.000 Roger Ailes has been known to use those across state lines and get a grab.

00:40:22.000 Oh, no.

00:40:23.000 I was waiting that he was out.

00:40:25.000 Or maybe it was speculation.

00:40:27.000 I think he's out.

00:40:28.000 Stop it! 0.99

00:40:34.000 I see the writing on the wall for Fox News just because of a lot of cable news in general, but I don't know that Fox News functions without Roger Ailes.

00:40:52.000 For them, even if there's an issue, even if these allegations are true, the devil you know.

00:40:57.000 It's better than the one you don't, right?

00:40:59.000 Yeah, I don't know who they would have to take his spot.

00:41:01.000 I don't know if one of Murdoch's kids would do it, or I'm not quite sure.

00:41:04.000 Or if maybe they would elevate one of the VPs, they would promote them.

00:41:10.000 That's a good point.

00:41:11.000 Okay, so when was the new NRA? So you're a spokesperson now.

00:41:14.000 Was that a month ago?

00:41:16.000 Yeah, it was like a month or so ago, a special advisor on lady issues to Wayne LaPierre and then serving as one of the national spokespeople for them, too.

00:41:26.000 So they're a good organization.

00:41:27.000 They've done a lot of good stuff for Second Amendment rights, and they were there with the Otis McDonald case in Chicago.

00:41:33.000 They were there assisting also with Heller in a lot of these.

00:41:37.000 And they also watch out for a lot of state and local issues, too, because it's really easy to watch Everything that's happening at the federal level, those are the sexy stories to watch.

00:41:45.000 But what people don't realize, like some of the stuff that was going on in Hawaii, for instance, they have gun registration now in Hawaii.

00:41:52.000 And I know the NRA was pushing back against that.

00:41:55.000 They have a very low gun homicide rate in Hawaii, which made it really weird that they would want to create a registry.

00:41:59.000 So now if you live in Hawaii, whatever you own, you have to register with the state of Hawaii.

00:42:04.000 And likely...

00:42:05.000 That's not going to be something that will be overturned, just because even if it gets up to the Circuit Court of Appeals, whichever one out there in the Western District, none of those judges out there are going to move to repeal or overturn that law.

00:42:18.000 So that was really disappointing to see, but it's a good organization.

00:42:22.000 To consult on, you said, lady issues.

00:42:24.000 So what does that mean?

00:42:25.000 Well, I'm a for women's issues, advisor on women's issues, because it's a huge demographic, not just particularly within the hunting community and women going out and getting their concealed carry, but also women involved in the shooting sports.

00:42:37.000 A lot of women are going out and purchasing firearms now. 1.00

00:42:40.000 In fact, when I was at the FFL that we go to, which is a gun store here in Dallas, I went there to make a purchase, and then I was, like, looking at this Desert Eagle that I really, really want to get, but it's, like, over $2,000, and so that would go my kids' college money.

00:42:54.000 Anyway, when I was there, there were more women in that store than men, and I just happened to look up.

00:43:00.000 There were two women behind the counter that were assisting, and there were about eight other women in the store and three other men, including my husband, and I just thought that was kind of interesting because it used to never be like that, and I mean, these are These aren't women who are just like, I just want something that shoots.

00:43:13.000 I mean, these are knowledgeable women, and you know, Stephen, you've met them. 0.99

00:43:16.000 I mean, these are knowledgeable women who, they go and purchase a firearm, and they understand that there's no magic that transfers knowledge about that gun, so they go out and they train. 0.99

00:43:25.000 They train, they learn how to shoot their firearm, they learn how to service it, they learn the whole nine yards.

00:43:29.000 This is not a trick question, okay?

00:43:30.000 Because you've met my wife, so you don't feel like you need to answer yes if you haven't.

00:43:33.000 It's not a trick question.

00:43:34.000 Have you ever fired an airway J-frame revolver.38?

00:43:40.000 Smith& Wesson.

00:43:41.000 Yeah.

00:43:41.000 Airweight.

00:43:42.000 Okay.

00:43:43.000 That is probably, and most people will tell you, instructors, that's probably the hardest firearm to shoot, barring maybe like a little Derringer.

00:43:49.000 But the point is it weighs, you know, depending on what you have, you can get the centennial weight.

00:43:53.000 That was my first EDC. Okay, there you go.

00:43:56.000 It's not easy to shoot at all.

00:43:58.000 Now, I had not fired it, and my wife bought it, and she was training with it.

00:44:02.000 So I was firing with a full-size.357 that I had at that time, and she had some reasons to get it, you know, and she had it with the laser grips, and she was firing.

00:44:09.000 I go, how was it?

00:44:10.000 She's like, you know, it's not as fun to fire as yours, but, you know, I can do it, and, you know, it seems to work.

00:44:16.000 It's pretty accurate.

00:44:17.000 Jared, not gay Jared, when I went to the range, when I first started firing it, it's like a bomb. 1.00

00:44:21.000 There's no weight, and it's just all recoil in your hand. 1.00

00:44:24.000 Oh, it sucks. 0.99

00:44:25.000 It has a recoil. 0.97

00:44:26.000 You just have to, I mean, it's all down to your grip, and you've got to bear down on it.

00:44:29.000 And depending on how your trigger is, I'd have my trigger lightened, because my trigger, I mean, that's the safety feature of it.

00:44:33.000 Right, but I mean, that's, and she just was, she was like, well, you know, and she just learned to fire.

00:44:36.000 She didn't complain.

00:44:37.000 She just practiced with it.

00:44:37.000 Yeah, I mean, it's a, I liked it.

00:44:39.000 That was my first, that was my first firearm that I carried when I got my concealed carry permit in Missouri.

00:44:44.000 It's a great firearm.

00:44:45.000 I felt comfortable with it.

00:44:46.000 You know, it was good.

00:44:48.000 M&P is really good, 9mm.

00:44:51.000 I have a Glock 19 that I carry.

00:44:53.000 I have a Sig Sauer.

00:44:54.000 I have, like, the Bennington, the United Colors of Bennington firearm collection.

00:44:59.000 But my point is, more women... 1.00

00:45:00.000 I got a little Caltech P32, too, which is nice.

00:45:03.000 I can just...

00:45:04.000 Okay. 0.62

00:45:05.000 Not Gay Jared is going to get into a war because he hates Caltech. 1.00

00:45:07.000 Let's not start the feud right now, Not Gay Jared, you pompous jerk. 1.00

00:45:11.000 Where can people best find you, Dana, before we have to leave? 1.00

00:45:14.000 Danaradio.com.

00:45:15.000 Danaradio.com.

00:45:16.000 And then shifting gears after that, we're going to have Christopher Titus on, who is anti-firearm.

00:45:20.000 But yeah, I would love to see more women out there with firearms. 1.00

00:45:24.000 More than men. 0.51

00:45:25.000 I would love to see more women owning firearms. 1.00

00:45:27.000 So Dana, do your part.

00:45:29.000 I'll do my part.

00:45:30.000 And then, like I said, the only way I vote... 0.98

00:45:33.000 Arm the men, arm the women, arm the gays. 1.00

00:45:36.000 Yes.

00:45:38.000 Not quite sure about the T in the LGBT because there are some other issues.

00:45:41.000 We have to go to a break.

00:45:42.000 Louder with Crowder.

00:45:42.000 Stay tuned.

00:45:42.000 Dana Radio, everybody.

00:45:44.000 First, thank you so much for this job interview opportunity.

00:45:58.000 I can't tell you how much I appreciate it.

00:46:00.000 Yeah, of course, yeah.

00:46:02.000 It's always been a dream of mine to work here, and just to even have a chance means the world to me.

00:46:07.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:46:08.000 Of course I'm giving it a chance.

00:46:10.000 So, I know you've seen my resume, and you've seen my reel.

00:46:15.000 What is it that I need to do to convince you that I'm the right fit here?

00:46:19.000 God, hold on, sir.

00:46:21.000 I will many help you.

00:46:24.000 Show me your breasts! 1.00

00:46:25.000 What? 0.99

00:46:27.000 Show me your breasts! 1.00

00:46:30.000 I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you underneath your mumbling. 0.99

00:46:33.000 It sounded like you said, show me your breasts. 1.00

00:46:37.000 I wouldn't dream of it! 1.00

00:46:40.000 Let me touch your butt! 1.00

00:46:43.000 Now are you asking to touch my butt? 1.00

00:46:47.000 Just go back to the breasts! 1.00

00:46:51.000 Mr. 0.98

00:46:51.000 Ailes, I'm incredibly uncomfortable with this. 0.98

00:46:56.000 I'd be more comfortable with your breasts than my face. 0.98

00:47:00.000 Okay, Roger. 1.00

00:47:01.000 I'm leaving.

00:47:02.000 Fine!

00:47:03.000 You'll never work at this!

00:47:04.000 Toll again!

00:47:05.000 Fair and balanced!

00:47:07.000 Alright, if you're wondering why there's no music to people listening right now, that's because this is a pre-tape.

00:47:17.000 And this guest was elusive.

00:47:18.000 We wanted to get him on.

00:47:20.000 We have him on before he comes on.

00:47:23.000 Jared, your name is on the line as a producer.

00:47:24.000 I just want to make it clear, because people have given you flack.

00:47:27.000 What's the timeline here so we can hopefully get to the arguments?

00:47:30.000 Because he wants to make me cry.

00:47:31.000 That was how this all started.

00:47:33.000 Alright, timeline.

00:47:34.000 We tried to pre-tape last week.

00:47:35.000 Internet connection was crap, so we all agreed let's circle back around for Tuesday.

00:47:39.000 Well, last time also we agreed at 2, but we ended up pre-tapping, what, hours later? 0.96

00:47:44.000 Yeah, hours later.

00:47:44.000 So we tried again hours later, and so we are trying.

00:47:48.000 This week we said, hey, we'll confirm on Monday for the 2 p.m.

00:47:51.000 Eastern time.

00:47:52.000 So I sent a message yesterday via Twitter DM saying, hey, confirm, confirm.

00:47:57.000 No answer this morning.

00:47:59.000 Confirm, confirm via both DM and through phone text messaging.

00:48:05.000 Do you leave a voicemail?

00:48:06.000 Let the voicemail at 1.22 p.m.

00:48:08.000 Eastern Time.

00:48:09.000 There's another text at 9.30 a.m., 11.53, and 1.54 p.m.

00:48:16.000 Okay.

00:48:16.000 All today.

00:48:17.000 I just want to make sure.

00:48:17.000 Mr.

00:48:18.000 Titus, thanks for being here.

00:48:19.000 Is any of that untrue?

00:48:20.000 I am looking at my phone right now, and I do not have a voice message from him.

00:48:25.000 But the text and the direct messages, all of those?

00:48:28.000 In my DM, yeah.

00:48:29.000 So let me be honest with you, man.

00:48:31.000 Okay.

00:48:31.000 Look, you talk about integrity a lot.

00:48:33.000 I live in integrity. 1.00

00:48:35.000 Even the comedy I write, I bust my ass. 0.99

00:48:37.000 I screwed up last week, and I thought it was going to be 2 o'clock Pacific. 0.99

00:48:42.000 That's my fault.

00:48:43.000 So then I said I'm going to be here.

00:48:45.000 But you guys hadn't really confirmed that before, so I said I'm going to be here.

00:48:47.000 Now, here's my thing.

00:48:49.000 You actually jumped on me last week, but I didn't show up.

00:48:53.000 Turn that off.

00:48:53.000 No, hold on a second.

00:48:54.000 No.

00:48:54.000 Sorry, sorry, sorry, my phone.

00:48:55.000 I'm trying to close it.

00:48:56.000 Let me clarify something.

00:48:57.000 This is important for you to know.

00:48:58.000 It's important for you to know.

00:48:59.000 The reason we jumped on you was because we pre-taped Nick DiPaolo because you didn't show.

00:49:03.000 So we rushed.

00:49:04.000 That was taped before you and I clarified.

00:49:06.000 I went on Twitter, said, all right.

00:49:08.000 It's totally my mistake.

00:49:09.000 We'll have him next week.

00:49:10.000 Yes, last week was my mistake.

00:49:11.000 But is that accurate that I afterward, I said, listen, we'll remedy it.

00:49:13.000 We'll have it this week.

00:49:15.000 And Jared said let's confirm, and he's been trying to confirm, and you haven't.

00:49:18.000 I already did.

00:49:18.000 I already did confirm.

00:49:20.000 I confirmed last week.

00:49:20.000 Why can't you answer a single text or a phone call?

00:49:22.000 I said I would be there.

00:49:23.000 I got a life, man.

00:49:24.000 I produced a movie.

00:49:25.000 I just did my comic special.

00:49:27.000 So here's the thing.

00:49:28.000 With me, I say I'm going to be there.

00:49:29.000 I'm going to be there.

00:49:30.000 You're a martial artist.

00:49:31.000 I'm a martial artist, right?

00:49:32.000 I said I was going to be there.

00:49:33.000 I took responsibility for my mistake last week.

00:49:35.000 I said I was going to be there.

00:49:36.000 Flat out.

00:49:37.000 I don't know if martial arts has anything to do with that.

00:49:40.000 Because anybody who will spend that much time getting a black belt has a lot of integrity. 0.99

00:49:44.000 I don't have a black belt.

00:49:45.000 You don't?

00:49:46.000 I do Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

00:49:47.000 It takes like 12 years.

00:49:48.000 So what do you do?

00:49:49.000 Mudaquan, Taekwondo.

00:49:50.000 Six years.

00:49:51.000 Six years of training in Mudaquan, Taekwondo.

00:49:53.000 All right, listen.

00:49:53.000 Here's the point.

00:49:54.000 It's a whole style.

00:49:55.000 Not Olympic style.

00:49:55.000 Right.

00:49:57.000 Yeah, I know.

00:49:57.000 Where you bob around so your head is lined up like a t-ball Olympic style.

00:50:02.000 So I know actually we've...

00:50:03.000 Yeah, Olympic style against them.

00:50:05.000 No, I know.

00:50:05.000 Tag, you're it.

00:50:06.000 Here's the point.

00:50:07.000 We have a show.

00:50:08.000 You run a show.

00:50:09.000 And if I offer you a car for $10,000 today, you can't come back a month later and say it.

00:50:14.000 We're on the phone.

00:50:15.000 Are we still talking about the time?

00:50:16.000 Are we still going to talk about that?

00:50:17.000 Well, I think it matters because you were the one who decided to go online and said it.

00:50:21.000 I mean, clearly, yes, you did.

00:50:23.000 Yes, you did.

00:50:24.000 You went public.

00:50:25.000 So go ahead.

00:50:25.000 You said you were going to make me cry.

00:50:27.000 That's what you wanted to do on gun control.

00:50:29.000 So the floor is yours.

00:50:30.000 Honestly, the floor is yours.

00:50:31.000 Hit me with it.

00:50:32.000 Make me cry. 0.98

00:50:33.000 Because you drew first blood here, not me.

00:50:34.000 I want to ask you a question.

00:50:36.000 No, your people drew first blood jumping on me. 0.96

00:50:38.000 I'm going to ask you something. 1.00

00:50:39.000 You have a gun on your head. 0.99

00:50:40.000 My people. 0.98

00:50:40.000 You say all the time, you say, you're listeners, you're fans. 0.98

00:50:43.000 And by the way, some of them are really smart.

00:50:46.000 Yeah, a lot of them are really smart.

00:50:47.000 Well, yeah, I think we both have some smart fans. 1.00

00:50:49.000 We probably both have some dumb fans. 0.99

00:50:50.000 That's fair. 1.00

00:50:51.000 I find it crazy more than dumb. 0.97

00:50:53.000 So listen, let's start this out right now. 0.91

00:50:54.000 Today I got mad because I thought I was sitting here at 1030 calling.

00:50:58.000 So whatever happened with, why did you guys just disappear?

00:51:01.000 You guys just went away.

00:51:03.000 I'm right here.

00:51:04.000 There you go.

00:51:04.000 I'm right here.

00:51:05.000 So here's what I want to say.

00:51:08.000 You have a gun on your hip, right?

00:51:09.000 You carry one.

00:51:10.000 The last time I heard, I listened to one of your things.

00:51:12.000 You had the gun on your hip in the studio, right?

00:51:14.000 Depends on when.

00:51:16.000 I don't know.

00:51:16.000 You just said you had it.

00:51:17.000 Sometimes you carry a gun on your hip.

00:51:18.000 Sometimes I have a firearm.

00:51:20.000 Right, got it.

00:51:21.000 Okay, got it.

00:51:22.000 That's fine.

00:51:22.000 So you're into it.

00:51:23.000 You think you need a firearm, and it's a dangerous world.

00:51:25.000 I think the media puts it out there.

00:51:27.000 So here's my problem with this whole gun thing.

00:51:29.000 I've lost my mother and my sister to guns, and my mother shot and killed my third stepfather.

00:51:34.000 I also, just to be totally transparent with you, I have four relatives in the military.

00:51:40.000 One was an army colonel.

00:51:41.000 I have my cousins over.

00:51:42.000 He's EOD right now.

00:51:43.000 He's in a very hot place defusing bombs, keeping us safe.

00:51:47.000 I've got...

00:51:48.000 My father-in-law, my other father-in-law, my second marriage, is a marine colonel.

00:51:53.000 And I've got my Uncle Dennis, who is UDT, which is an original Navy SEAL. I also have another friend of mine who actually did a good guy with a gun incident.

00:52:01.000 Now, this guy trained with SWAT every two weeks for years.

00:52:04.000 Came home one day, there was two guys in his house.

00:52:07.000 Because he was so well-trained, he heard it, went back to his truck, got his lockbox out, got his gun, came in at low ready, killed one of the guys, shot the other guy.

00:52:18.000 All the way to good guy with a gun.

00:52:21.000 All right, one second real quick, because I just want you to know, especially since we're pre-taping and we are late now, this show is syndicated, so there are commercial breaks.

00:52:27.000 We're doing a courtesy of not doing any music.

00:52:30.000 We'll try and do web extended.

00:52:31.000 So I do need to keep this along at a relatively quick clip.

00:52:34.000 All of that led into you are qualified.

00:52:37.000 So I just want to be sure.

00:52:38.000 So you are qualified.

00:52:39.000 To talk about it.

00:52:39.000 Okay, here's the thing.

00:52:40.000 Let's just assume neither one of us graduated grade school.

00:52:43.000 Let's assume that both of us have a room temperature IQ and let this conversation rest on the arguments and ideas.

00:52:49.000 That's the most fair way.

00:52:50.000 So what does that have to do with a gun on my hip that's going to make me cry?

00:52:54.000 You can keep saying that.

00:52:56.000 Well, that's how this conversation was introduced.

00:52:58.000 If you want to look for constructive discussion, you don't usually say I'm going to make a grown man cry.

00:53:02.000 So go ahead.

00:53:02.000 What does that have to do with the gun on my hip?

00:53:04.000 Someone said you were going to hand my ass to me on your show. 1.00

00:53:07.000 I responded to them because I'm a comedian. 0.99

00:53:10.000 I actually get paid for it.

00:53:11.000 I make a living.

00:53:12.000 Let's remove that. 0.71

00:53:13.000 What does that have to do with the gun on my hip?

00:53:14.000 And what does that have to do with the Second Amendment?

00:53:16.000 The people that walk... 0.66

00:53:17.000 The Second Amendment.

00:53:17.000 Second Amendment is an amendment.

00:53:18.000 Now, a lot of people say it's throw the Second Amendment up. 0.89

00:53:21.000 Now, the Constitution is written by a bunch of... 0.90

00:53:22.000 Hold on a second.

00:53:23.000 You said, gun at my hip, and then went into SWAT team because you're uniquely qualified.

00:53:26.000 So what does that have to do with gun at my...

00:53:27.000 What does that have to do with gun at my hip?

00:53:29.000 You introduced it with gun at my hip, but why?

00:53:30.000 I was just pointing that you're a gun owner.

00:53:32.000 You walk around open carry, right?

00:53:34.000 I never said anything about open carry.

00:53:36.000 Well, you had it on your hip in the studio, you said, on your program, so that's open carry, isn't it?

00:53:41.000 No.

00:53:42.000 No, and you just displayed yourself to not be uniquely qualified.

00:53:46.000 Sorry.

00:53:46.000 Is that in-studio carry?

00:53:48.000 So if you have a gun on your hip in a public place, what would you call that?

00:53:52.000 Do you know the difference between concealed carry and open carry?

00:53:54.000 Or a public place in a private location?

00:53:58.000 You said it was on your hip.

00:54:00.000 You don't know the difference between open carry and concealed carry.

00:54:03.000 Yeah, oh, this is always your argument.

00:54:04.000 I listen to you a lot, man.

00:54:05.000 It's your argument.

00:54:06.000 You don't want to talk to the issue.

00:54:07.000 You want to get into minutiae.

00:54:08.000 So that's fine.

00:54:08.000 You said I have a gun on my hip, therefore open carry.

00:54:11.000 No, no, this matters a big deal.

00:54:13.000 This matters a big deal.

00:54:14.000 Here's why.

00:54:15.000 You just said you were...

00:54:16.000 No, hold on a second.

00:54:16.000 Let me finish.

00:54:17.000 I let you go on for 20 minutes.

00:54:19.000 Let me finish my statement.

00:54:20.000 You said you are uniquely qualified.

00:54:21.000 Fine.

00:54:22.000 I said let's let it rest on the ideas.

00:54:23.000 Here's the funny thing.

00:54:25.000 You've clearly never taken a firearms course because open carry and concealed carry are entirely different things.

00:54:31.000 Not only have I taken a firearms course, I own a Sig Sauer 9mm.

00:54:35.000 I shot M4s in Iraq the two times I was there for the troops. 1.00

00:54:38.000 What are you talking about?

00:54:39.000 Why do you just assume that people know stuff?

00:54:41.000 I was just saying you're a gun owner.

00:54:42.000 You have not taken a licensing course in a firearm.

00:54:45.000 Oh my God.

00:54:46.000 Let me tell you why.

00:54:48.000 Because I do not open carry.

00:54:49.000 Stop! 1.00

00:54:49.000 Stop. 1.00

00:54:50.000 One of my best friends, Mahogany Thomas, actually started Battle of the Badges and actually teaches LAPD firearms training.

00:54:56.000 That's who I know.

00:54:57.000 If he didn't teach you the difference between open carry and concealed carry, he maybe should be fired.

00:55:01.000 You said you wanted to get to it.

00:55:02.000 You said you wanted to get to it, but why are you doing it?

00:55:03.000 Because here's why.

00:55:04.000 You set it up to say, let me finish.

00:55:06.000 Let me finish.

00:55:08.000 You said open carry.

00:55:10.000 You're not qualified.

00:55:12.000 You don't know what you're talking about if you think that I have to open carry if it's on my hip.

00:55:16.000 That's not open carry.

00:55:17.000 It can be concealed carry.

00:55:18.000 You didn't say it was concealed carry.

00:55:19.000 You said you had it done on your hip.

00:55:21.000 You said it's on your hip, therefore isn't that open carry?

00:55:24.000 No.

00:55:24.000 That means you don't know.

00:55:26.000 Continue.

00:55:26.000 Go to the Second Amendment.

00:55:27.000 Let's move on to the Second Amendment. 0.97

00:55:28.000 Go ahead and go to the Second Amendment.

00:55:30.000 Let's go.

00:55:31.000 All right.

00:55:31.000 So, Second Amendment.

00:55:32.000 Second Amendment is an amendment written by some very, very smart men who basically all agreed that the Constitution is a living document that could be changed.

00:55:39.000 Now, I want to be clear to your people listening right now.

00:55:41.000 We can't get rid of guns.

00:55:42.000 It's not going to happen.

00:55:43.000 Right.

00:55:43.000 But you do need is some sort of smart legislation, because although you've gone to training, I've gone to training.

00:55:49.000 A lot of people don't.

00:55:50.000 A lot of people don't.

00:55:51.000 And there's a lot of Walmart Rambo's out there.

00:55:53.000 So I actually have a solution, I believe, to the whole gun thing that would bring the death rate down and make it so not only would have an actual well-regulated militia, but we'd have people that knew what they were doing with a weapon.

00:56:04.000 OK, before we get to that, though, here's what matters.

00:56:06.000 You need to, for example, you bring that up just like the guy who I was talking about where I was carrying a gun on my hip, not open carry.

00:56:12.000 It is your job to substantiate the position that your plan, that you or anyone in power has the right...

00:56:22.000 To dissolve or do away with the Second Amendment, and that it doesn't mean what the courts have interpreted it to mean.

00:56:26.000 No, it's not what I proposed, ever.

00:56:28.000 Okay, so what do you want to do?

00:56:30.000 Well, it's an amendment, right?

00:56:31.000 Which means it can be changed, correct?

00:56:33.000 So we can still have a Second Amendment with some extra things added to it, yes?

00:56:37.000 So you mean amendments to the amendment?

00:56:38.000 You know the definition of amendment, right?

00:56:41.000 Just as much as you know the definition of open carry.

00:56:44.000 So by your thing, you don't know the definition of amendment then?

00:56:48.000 Because you're saying that I don't know.

00:56:48.000 Like I just said, amendment to amendment.

00:56:50.000 So you want to argue about nothing.

00:56:52.000 The second amendment was written.

00:56:54.000 The people who wrote it, who ratified it, who were there, were very clear as to what well-regulated militia was, were very clear as to what it meant, were very clear as to who should own firearms.

00:57:03.000 Everybody.

00:57:04.000 Got it.

00:57:05.000 Go ahead.

00:57:05.000 So it's an amendment, though.

00:57:06.000 It can be changed.

00:57:07.000 Agreed?

00:57:08.000 Agreed.

00:57:08.000 Or how come we have alcohol now?

00:57:10.000 Or how come we don't own slaves anymore?

00:57:12.000 So it's an amendment, right?

00:57:13.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:57:14.000 Hold on a second.

00:57:14.000 So the First Amendment, can that be changed to no longer apply to iPhones?

00:57:17.000 To no longer apply to modern technology?

00:57:19.000 I'm just saying any amendment can be changed, yes?

00:57:22.000 No, it cannot be changed universally without parameters.

00:57:25.000 That's the nature of the Constitution.

00:57:26.000 Just because the Constitution can be changed.

00:57:28.000 Here's why slavery doesn't exist anymore. 0.99

00:57:30.000 Because they found it to be...

00:57:32.000 Let me finish, okay?

00:57:33.000 You're going back and forth.

00:57:34.000 Because they found it to be irreconcilable...

00:57:37.000 No, you just brought up slavery and alcohol, so I'm addressing it.

00:57:40.000 And you just keep talking about minutiae.

00:57:43.000 Minutiae, listen, the reason slavery doesn't exist anymore is because they found it to be irreconcilable with the First Amendment, with the idea that, or the Declaration of Independence, that all men are created equal and alienable rights.

00:57:53.000 That's why it was done away with.

00:57:55.000 So, to change the Second Amendment, you would have to find it to be irreconcilable with the rest of the Constitution.

00:58:02.000 That's the reason for amendments.

00:58:03.000 That's the reason for the ratification process.

00:58:05.000 You don't just get to change it because Christopher Titus has an opinion.

00:58:08.000 So, let's go on with your opinion on what we should do, and then we can get to the root of why it might work.

00:58:13.000 By what you just said, you're 32,000 Americans dead every year by guns in this country.

00:58:19.000 There we go.

00:58:20.000 It's totally irreconcilable.

00:58:21.000 Well, first off, 32,000 people are not dead by guns.

00:58:23.000 You sit in front of the flag, but 32,000 Americans die every year from guns.

00:58:27.000 And by the way, if it was in Thailand and 32,000 Americans died, we would vaporize that country. 0.99

00:58:32.000 Didn't you just say, I didn't want to get to the argument, and now you're saying I stand in front of the flag and 32,000 are dead?

00:58:37.000 You're just saying what?

00:58:38.000 That I want those people dead because I'm an American? 0.97

00:58:41.000 You're arguing to continue it. 0.97

00:58:42.000 You're just arguing to continue it.

00:58:43.000 No, no, no.

00:58:44.000 You haven't made an argument as to why we do away with the Second Amendment.

00:58:46.000 You just attributed motive.

00:58:48.000 Oh, my God.

00:58:48.000 You ready?

00:58:49.000 So you're ready.

00:58:50.000 How long do we have to break, Jared?

00:58:51.000 Are we already in a break?

00:58:52.000 20 seconds.

00:58:53.000 20 seconds.

00:58:53.000 Okay, we have 20 seconds.

00:58:54.000 Okay, so we can come back and tell you what the deal is.

00:58:56.000 Okay, we can come back and tell you what the deal is.

00:58:58.000 Here's the deal.

00:58:59.000 No, no, no.

00:59:00.000 20 seconds.

00:59:00.000 Let's go.

00:59:01.000 Okay, go ahead.

00:59:02.000 For 20 seconds and talking to the break, well, 10 seconds, you'll be cut off.

00:59:04.000 Or you can just wait and let the music play out.

00:59:05.000 I'm saying go to the break now.

00:59:06.000 Let's just come back.

00:59:07.000 Well, there are hard breaks.

00:59:08.000 It's syndicated on radio across the country.

00:59:10.000 So here we go.

00:59:11.000 You know, it's weird.

00:59:12.000 There's a break.

00:59:12.000 For breaking news on Lauer with Crowder, I'm Perry Mathis.

00:59:30.000 We now return you live to Ben Carson's speech taking place underway at the RNC. Let's see.

00:59:43.000 I also had a Bulbasaur.

00:59:45.000 I had a Squirtle.

00:59:47.000 A Magneton.

00:59:48.000 I had a Pikachu.

00:59:50.000 Well, it was a Pikachu until I leveled up to a Sanshu.

00:59:57.000 I had a Slowbro.

00:59:59.000 I had a Jigglypuff, but I traded it.

01:00:03.000 I had a...

01:00:05.000 We'll keep you abreast as this speech unfolds.

01:00:09.000 I'm Perry Malazat.

01:00:11.000 Okay, we're back.

01:00:19.000 I want to stay on a couple of points here.

01:00:21.000 Let's stay on a point, because you're saying I'm arguing minutiae.

01:00:23.000 You're saying 32,000 dead.

01:00:24.000 I would love to stay on a point.

01:00:25.000 I don't care.

01:00:25.000 Okay, so the Second Amendment.

01:00:27.000 So, you're saying it can simply be changed.

01:00:29.000 How do you justify changing?

01:00:31.000 No, it can't be changed.

01:00:32.000 Right now, you've got...

01:00:33.000 Every poll says you have 90% of the American public thinks that something needs to be done about guns.

01:00:37.000 That's a poll at 90%.

01:00:39.000 That's 90%.

01:00:39.000 Okay, but that's not what I'm going to ask you.

01:00:41.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:00:41.000 Stay on the point.

01:00:41.000 Hold on.

01:00:42.000 How do you justify doing away or fundamentally altering the Second Amendment?

01:00:47.000 You need to justify that's irreconcilable with the rest of the Constitution.

01:00:52.000 32,000 Americans dead every year from gun violence.

01:00:56.000 That's 320,000.

01:00:57.000 That sounds very impressive to say, but it's not an argument.

01:00:59.000 It is an argument.

01:01:01.000 No, it's not.

01:01:02.000 Yes, my American countryman dying is irreconcilable to me.

01:01:05.000 To you?

01:01:08.000 But far more Americans die of heart disease, of car fatalities.

01:01:12.000 You're seeing this as a zero-sum game.

01:01:14.000 No, that's why we have research for heart disease.

01:01:16.000 That's why we're trying to cure cancer.

01:01:18.000 That's why we're actually doing nutrition and trying to figure out people.

01:01:21.000 That's why cars have a safety division, the National Highway Traffic and Safety Administration.

01:01:26.000 But guns have none of that.

01:01:27.000 What are you talking about?

01:01:28.000 Of course they do.

01:01:29.000 That's not true.

01:01:30.000 All these things that you say kill other people, we have things in place to help stop that.

01:01:35.000 With guns, we don't.

01:01:36.000 Really?

01:01:37.000 So you're throwing the whole police force under the bus?

01:01:40.000 Laws?

01:01:41.000 A judicial system?

01:01:43.000 You said there's nothing in place to stop gun violence.

01:01:46.000 Of course there is.

01:01:47.000 Law enforcement.

01:01:47.000 People are put away for using guns illegally.

01:01:50.000 Right.

01:01:50.000 So that works so well in Dallas.

01:01:53.000 You're talking about police being shot?

01:01:55.000 I don't have an argument here.

01:01:56.000 Let me just finish my argument.

01:01:57.000 How can we just keep interrupting?

01:01:59.000 Because you keep jumping from point to point.

01:02:01.000 No, I don't.

01:02:02.000 You do.

01:02:03.000 32,000 Americans, we need to get back to the Second Amendment first. 0.96

01:02:06.000 I'd say, the Second Amendment, you said irreconcilable.

01:02:08.000 It is irreconcilable to me that 32,000 Americans every year die from guns.

01:02:13.000 If you're okay with that, what are you doing sitting in front of that American flag?

01:02:17.000 That's your argument.

01:02:19.000 How many of those 32,000 are suicides?

01:02:22.000 How many of them are homicides?

01:02:24.000 About 12,000.

01:02:26.000 60% are suicides.

01:02:28.000 And two of those suicides were my mom and my sister.

01:02:30.000 You say my mom and my sister.

01:02:30.000 There we go.

01:02:31.000 Listen, I'm sorry to hear about your story, but we're sticking to the arguments here.

01:02:35.000 We're sticking to data points.

01:02:36.000 You throw out 32,000.

01:02:37.000 You know it's a misleading statistic.

01:02:39.000 Far more people die from these other causes.

01:02:41.000 Listen.

01:02:42.000 It's funny.

01:02:43.000 So what do you do?

01:02:44.000 What do you do?

01:02:45.000 Okay, so... 0.99

01:02:45.000 At one point, you go ahead and say, oh, your personal story about my girlfriend needs a gun because she might get raped. 0.99

01:02:50.000 But when someone else does it, you go, oh, I'm sorry about your personal story.

01:02:53.000 No, I didn't use that as an argument.

01:02:54.000 I didn't use that as an argument.

01:02:55.000 No, I used that when someone asked me personally why I might need a gun.

01:02:58.000 I didn't ask you personally why you may or may not need a gun.

01:03:01.000 I asked you why the Second Amendment was irreconcilable with the rest of the living, breathing document of the Constitution.

01:03:06.000 And you went to a personal argument.

01:03:07.000 I didn't ask you why you may personally not like guns.

01:03:10.000 I gave you a statistic.

01:03:11.000 32,000 Americans dead every year from guns.

01:03:14.000 That's irreconcilable.

01:03:16.000 That's irreconcilable.

01:03:17.000 I love my countrymen too much.

01:03:19.000 I'm tired.

01:03:20.000 So beyond irreconcilable, okay, so...

01:03:23.000 No, it's not irreconcilable.

01:03:25.000 You're okay with it.

01:03:26.000 You're okay with 32,000 Americans dead?

01:03:27.000 I'm okay exactly with what the Second Amendment is, yes, which means that all people have the right to self-preservation.

01:03:32.000 Do you know what a living document is?

01:03:34.000 Do you know what that constitutes a living document and was meant to be changed?

01:03:37.000 Even Thomas Jefferson said, hey, if things are going crazy, we should probably check into it.

01:03:42.000 We're going to leave it open-ended so you guys can fix it.

01:03:45.000 Do you believe that the Founding Fathers...

01:03:47.000 I'm trying to get to the root of your argument.

01:03:50.000 Is it predicated on the idea that the Founding Fathers would somehow change it today?

01:03:58.000 We've changed it throughout history.

01:04:00.000 I'm talking about the Second Amendment.

01:04:01.000 I'm trying to get to it, and I don't want you to answer, and I'll let you answer.

01:04:03.000 Is that your argument?

01:04:05.000 I believe if the Founding Fathers saw what was going on currently in our country and knew that we had the military that we have and could handle anything and no longer have to worry about England attacking us, Spain attacking us, that I think they would go, you know what, guys?

01:04:19.000 This is a problem.

01:04:20.000 Why aren't we to fix that?

01:04:22.000 Because we're not going to get rid of guns.

01:04:24.000 You can't get rid of the Second Amendment.

01:04:25.000 I don't think you should.

01:04:26.000 I have a Sig Sauer sitting in a lockbox in a safe in my truck.

01:04:30.000 Hold on a second.

01:04:31.000 That has nothing to do with the Second Amendment.

01:04:32.000 No, no.

01:04:32.000 It's not about shooting.

01:04:33.000 It's not about hunting.

01:04:34.000 It's about none of those things.

01:04:36.000 So let me address that one thing, because you did address my point, so let me counter that point.

01:04:40.000 You just made your point.

01:04:41.000 You said you think they would have intended differently, right?

01:04:45.000 Yes.

01:04:46.000 Okay, can I address that point?

01:04:47.000 Is that fair for me to address that point?

01:04:49.000 Sure.

01:04:50.000 Okay.

01:04:50.000 I'm trying to stay on point.

01:04:51.000 I'm trying to be as fair as humanly possible.

01:04:54.000 That's not the case, and we have enough historical documentation, and the more context you add, you see that it's not the case.

01:05:00.000 So the Second Amendment is written in plain language.

01:05:02.000 But I understand people want to argue about the militia.

01:05:03.000 When you look at the quotes in the militia, that the militia, George Mason, is the entirety of the people.

01:05:09.000 Every person is a militia.

01:05:11.000 The best way to ruin a populace would be to disarm the people.

01:05:14.000 When you look at Thomas Jefferson saying, no free man shall be debarred of arms.

01:05:18.000 When you look at the fact that there were, quote-unquote, assault weapons, rapid-fire weapons back then that they knew about and they expressly included in the Second Amendment, like the Girondoni air rifle, like the puckle gun, like the pepper box revolver, and you have a private letter of mark and reprisal from Madison saying, of course.

01:05:34.000 Of course you have the right to use cannons.

01:05:35.000 What are you talking about now?

01:05:36.000 They intended for people to use cannons.

01:05:38.000 You're talking about history.

01:05:38.000 You said if they could change today.

01:05:41.000 I'm saying no.

01:05:42.000 There's no proof of that.

01:05:43.000 I'm sorry.

01:05:43.000 There's no proof that they could change either.

01:05:45.000 You said intent.

01:05:46.000 I gave you proof.

01:05:47.000 Thomas Jefferson wrote the living document and says in it, one of his quotes is, we wrote this, not the quote exactly.

01:05:53.000 I'm going to paraphrase because I don't have it in front of me.

01:05:55.000 I don't have it in front of me either.

01:05:56.000 He said, we wrote this so you could change it.

01:05:59.000 It's a living document so the amendments can be changed.

01:06:02.000 An inalienable right of life and liberty has been taken away from 32,000 families every year in the last 10.

01:06:09.000 So that's what I'm saying.

01:06:11.000 Well, you see, that's not fair.

01:06:12.000 It was taken away by people.

01:06:14.000 Who don't have respect for law or rights.

01:06:17.000 So what you don't do for that, and the Founding Fathers were very clear, and the Constitution is very clear, you don't get to remove rights from law-abiding people because of criminals who violated people's rights.

01:06:26.000 And it doesn't mean that we don't care about those deaths.

01:06:28.000 What it means is we don't want to expose other people to violence.

01:06:31.000 100%.

01:06:32.000 I agree with you, 100%.

01:06:33.000 So my point is this.

01:06:35.000 Right now we have very loose standards state to state.

01:06:41.000 People bring up cars.

01:06:42.000 We have a federal standard for cars, safety standard, inspections they have to pass, everything like that.

01:06:46.000 When it comes to guns, we don't.

01:06:48.000 It's not the same across the country state to state.

01:06:52.000 We need a federal standard.

01:06:53.000 I have a lot of very, very, very, very experienced gun owners in my family.

01:06:58.000 My brother-in-law is a federal marshal.

01:07:00.000 He actually has basically an expert level.

01:07:02.000 He had 125 dead center mass in a row.

01:07:05.000 He's a badass.

01:07:07.000 So I know people that are incredibly responsible with weapons.

01:07:09.000 So here's what we don't have.

01:07:11.000 Here's what we don't have, Crowder.

01:07:12.000 We don't have a system in place that makes sure those people actually get their shot.

01:07:16.000 And people like my mom, who are mentally ill and in and out of mental illness in their life, shouldn't have a gun near them.

01:07:22.000 Or if we had a standard for insurance, if we had a standard for locking up.

01:07:26.000 So here's my pitch.

01:07:26.000 Just let me get this out because I don't want to fight with you, man.

01:07:29.000 Honestly, that whole thing that you did, I've listened to you.

01:07:32.000 You're fine.

01:07:33.000 In fact, I drew a picture of Muhammad wearing the red jacket with the zippers from Thriller because I just think he looks better like that. 0.97

01:07:39.000 I'm fine with it.

01:07:40.000 So here's what I want to talk to you about.

01:07:43.000 Let's say we had like a gun DMV, all right? 0.59

01:07:45.000 Because right now what happens is there's so many loose things.

01:07:48.000 I mean, the guy from Dallas, the shooter in Dallas, bought a gun in a Target parking lot.

01:07:53.000 That shouldn't happen.

01:07:54.000 Do you think you should be able to sell a deadly weapon in a Target parking lot?

01:07:57.000 Do you think that's a good idea?

01:07:59.000 Do I think people should be able to illegally sell weapons in parking lots?

01:08:02.000 No.

01:08:02.000 Okay, there you go.

01:08:03.000 So, good.

01:08:04.000 So we both agree that we have some common ground now.

01:08:06.000 They're deadly weapons.

01:08:07.000 I agree that crime should be labeled as crime.

01:08:10.000 He was a soldier?

01:08:11.000 Ten seconds to a break.

01:08:13.000 We'll bring Christopher Titus back for another live segment on air.

01:08:16.000 I have a solution to this that will make everybody happy.

01:08:18.000 I really do.

01:08:19.000 If you just let me talk, Stephen.

01:08:21.000 See you in a minute.

01:08:21.000 Yeah, well, we've done nothing but let him talk, but I just haven't really heard a substantive answer yet.

01:08:27.000 So let's bring him back and give him the floor more. 0.86

01:08:29.000 More floor for Christopher Titus.

01:08:30.000 Stay tuned.

01:08:50.000 Tommy, the floor is yours, boys.

01:08:53.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:08:55.000 You can literally whack, click-clack, I attack, I stick a knife on your back like it's your mama's fat ass. 1.00

01:09:00.000 Your rhymes can't touch me, your mouth's slow, your brain's rusty. 1.00

01:09:03.000 Oh, you've got a Back to the Future shirt on. 0.96

01:09:05.000 What a coincidence!

01:09:06.000 The last time you won a battle, Reagan was president.

01:09:08.000 You came to the wrong place if you're looking for fun.

01:09:10.000 Here, take the mic and embarrass yourself, son. 1.00

01:09:13.000 Oh, damn! 1.00

01:09:15.000 Oh, damn! 1.00

01:09:18.000 Oh, that's gonna be a tough act to fight all unnecessarily escalating. 1.00

01:09:22.000 Andrew, your turn at the mic.

01:09:26.000 Ah, yo, your little brother has leukemia.

01:09:29.000 you probably won't make it.

01:09:31.000 All right.

01:09:38.000 We are back with Christopher Titus at Titus Nation.

01:09:42.000 Okay, go ahead.

01:09:43.000 I don't want to be accused.

01:09:44.000 And then I'm going to take the floor for a few minutes, so go ahead.

01:09:47.000 Okay, so you just said I went to break that no substantive argument, but you've never given me a substantive reason, except for the Second Amendment, a thing that was written 200 years ago, for why every American should own a weapon and 32,000 dead is okay.

01:09:59.000 But alright, alright.

01:10:00.000 Do you want to give me the floor to answer that?

01:10:02.000 Is that just a slight to continue?

01:10:04.000 No, I would appreciate the next time we go to break, though, you don't say something snarky and then cut the break.

01:10:09.000 Like saying you don't care about the 32,000 dead in front of the flag, that kind of thing?

01:10:13.000 We weren't at break.

01:10:14.000 No, you did it on Twitter when you ducked the actual appearance.

01:10:17.000 Go ahead, Chris.

01:10:17.000 And then I said it right to your face right here.

01:10:19.000 Yeah, go ahead, Chris.

01:10:20.000 So, let's set up a gun DMV. Let's say you have to register your weapons.

01:10:22.000 Let's say everybody has to register their weapons.

01:10:24.000 We have a federal standard across the board.

01:10:26.000 Everybody has to be... 0.88

01:10:27.000 Canada works.

01:10:28.000 You know, we have 12,000 dead from homicides.

01:10:30.000 Canada has 172.

01:10:32.000 There's a problem.

01:10:34.000 Go ahead.

01:10:35.000 I'm from Canada.

01:10:35.000 I'm sure you know that.

01:10:37.000 I'm Canadian.

01:10:38.000 It doesn't work.

01:10:39.000 No, it doesn't work.

01:10:39.000 Remember, my friends were holed up in Dawson College when there was a shooting.

01:10:42.000 We invented the public shooting in Canada.

01:10:44.000 Crime is actually very comparable in Canada.

01:10:47.000 Let me finish.

01:10:48.000 Hold on a second.

01:10:48.000 You just brought something up that's not true.

01:10:50.000 Crime is very comparable across countries.

01:10:52.000 Hold on.

01:10:52.000 Let me do this.

01:10:53.000 It'll take me 30 seconds, and you can have three minutes.

01:10:55.000 Violent crime rates are difficult to compare across countries, just like inframortality rates, because they don't have the same kind of comparison for violent crime.

01:11:00.000 Canada has incredibly violent crime.

01:11:02.000 Canada has had many, many public mass shootings.

01:11:04.000 None of those things that you've said are true.

01:11:06.000 Continue.

01:11:07.000 By the way, mass shootings only account for 2% of all shootings.

01:11:10.000 We're not talking about that.

01:11:11.000 We're talking about domestic violence.

01:11:12.000 Is this the point where we take a population that is less than that of Texas, entirely homogenous like Canada or Denmark or Japan, and try and compare it to a very diverse country of the United States with 10 times the population?

01:11:24.000 This is interesting.

01:11:25.000 It's interesting.

01:11:25.000 So you're saying people are different around the world.

01:11:28.000 You're saying that we're special in America.

01:11:30.000 That we're not made out of the same blood, bone, and hair.

01:11:32.000 That our society is so different from our...

01:11:34.000 No, I didn't say that.

01:11:35.000 Our 32,000 dead is totally acceptable.

01:11:37.000 Yet when Australia had a...

01:11:38.000 Is this the guy who accused me of making a straw man?

01:11:40.000 Is this the guy who just said 32,000 deaths are totally acceptable?

01:11:43.000 I just want to make sure we keep a record of this when you say I create straw man.

01:11:46.000 Go ahead.

01:11:47.000 Your excuse is that we're different in America.

01:11:49.000 We're totally different.

01:11:50.000 We're not like the rest of the world.

01:11:51.000 I haven't defined your argument for you.

01:11:54.000 Here's the thing, Chris.

01:11:55.000 In a debate, in an argument, it only works...

01:11:57.000 Hold on a second.

01:11:58.000 Let me do this.

01:11:59.000 It only works if you portray your opponent fairly.

01:12:02.000 I have not misrepresented your words.

01:12:04.000 I've given you the floor, and you take the floor to then tell everyone what I have said when it's not what I've said.

01:12:08.000 I did not say that I don't care.

01:12:10.000 Let me finish.

01:12:11.000 I did not say that I don't care.

01:12:12.000 I don't care about 32,000 people dead.

01:12:14.000 I said that what you said about Canada was inaccurate.

01:12:18.000 Last segment you said you're okay with it.

01:12:20.000 It's acceptable to you.

01:12:21.000 Play it back.

01:12:22.000 No, I didn't say it's acceptable to me.

01:12:23.000 I didn't say it's acceptable 32,000 people dead.

01:12:26.000 Then why are you arguing for the continued slaughter of 32,000 Americans?

01:12:30.000 Okay, here's why.

01:12:30.000 Let me give you the why.

01:12:31.000 Okay, you just asked me a question, right?

01:12:34.000 Yeah, I'm waiting.

01:12:36.000 Okay, so let me answer and don't interrupt.

01:12:38.000 And then I will volley it back to you where you can answer.

01:12:40.000 And I won't interrupt.

01:12:42.000 Oh, is that how a conversation works?

01:12:43.000 Yes, yeah, exactly.

01:12:45.000 It is predicated on the idea, your argument, and you're asking me, do I care about the 32,000 debt?

01:12:49.000 Of course I do.

01:12:50.000 Do I believe that gun control legislation will stop that in the United States?

01:12:53.000 No, I do not.

01:12:54.000 Do I believe that historically...

01:12:56.000 Or using statistics from other countries that don't have the same kind of history as the United States, that don't have comparable population rates, and also have, by the way, widespread massive upticks in rape and violent assault and knife crime.

01:13:09.000 Do I think that your arguments would solve the issue?

01:13:12.000 No, I believe that they would result in more deaths and more violence, and I believe that it is fundamentally opposed to the Constitution of the United States.

01:13:20.000 Your floor.

01:13:21.000 What country did violent crime rates rise beyond 3% anywhere in the world?

01:13:27.000 And let me ask you one more thing before you answer that question.

01:13:28.000 I just give you the floor.

01:13:29.000 You can answer that.

01:13:30.000 I'm asking.

01:13:31.000 I know we're having a debate.

01:13:32.000 I'm asking you a question.

01:13:32.000 You tell me what question.

01:13:34.000 You tell me what country that it went up more than 3%.

01:13:37.000 I will ask you one more question.

01:13:39.000 Wouldn't you rather have...

01:13:40.000 So someone's going to take your wallet.

01:13:41.000 Before we move on, is it fair that I just addressed your issues?

01:13:45.000 No, you didn't give me any statistic.

01:13:47.000 You gave me no backup.

01:13:48.000 You just said crime rates have gone crazy with no evidence at all.

01:13:52.000 When did I say crime rates have gone crazy?

01:13:53.000 When did I ever say that?

01:13:55.000 I said I don't believe in the United States that it would work, that it would reduce crime.

01:13:57.000 I believe that crime would increase.

01:13:59.000 That's what I said.

01:14:00.000 But in every other country that it's happened, it's actually reduced gun deaths ridiculously.

01:14:05.000 Well, hold on.

01:14:05.000 Are we talking about gun deaths or are we talking about violent crime?

01:14:07.000 Well, violent crime at most after any gun laws has gone up.

01:14:10.000 Well, no, no.

01:14:10.000 What matters more, violent crime or gun deaths?

01:14:12.000 Because violent crime has increased substantially in the UK, Australia, Sweden.

01:14:15.000 No, it hasn't.

01:14:16.000 Yes, it has.

01:14:17.000 Dramatically.

01:14:17.000 No, it has not.

01:14:18.000 Yes, it has.

01:14:19.000 It has not.

01:14:20.000 3%.

01:14:20.000 It's uptick 3% at most.

01:14:23.000 That's it.

01:14:23.000 Period.

01:14:24.000 Period.

01:14:24.000 3% at most.

01:14:26.000 Let me ask you this. 1.00

01:14:26.000 You want to get shot dead? 1.00

01:14:28.000 Rape in Sweden is at an all-time high. 1.00

01:14:30.000 Many 100% higher.

01:14:32.000 No, it's not. 0.99

01:14:33.000 Sweden is the rape capital of the Western world. 0.98

01:14:35.000 You post that on your site. 1.00

01:14:37.000 Type in Sweden Rape right now. 1.00

01:14:40.000 I'll let you do it live. 1.00

01:14:41.000 Sweden, rape capital. 1.00

01:14:43.000 Sweden, rape. 1.00

01:14:44.000 Sweden, rape capital. 0.99

01:14:46.000 Why? 0.98

01:14:46.000 Because it's an unarmed populace, entirely exposed. 0.98

01:14:49.000 For someone who wants someone to not interrupt...

01:14:51.000 Go ahead.

01:14:52.000 No, I addressed it because you keep asking questions.

01:14:54.000 Go ahead.

01:14:55.000 So, one more question.

01:14:57.000 Sure.

01:14:58.000 Violent crime goes up 3%.

01:14:59.000 Would you rather have your wallet stolen and the guy runs away, and then you have to call the bank and cancel your credit cards, or do you want to get shot?

01:15:06.000 Well, see, that's what we call a false equivalency.

01:15:09.000 It's not a false equivalency.

01:15:10.000 Sure it is.

01:15:10.000 Those aren't the only two scenarios, and crime statistics don't reflect those two scenarios.

01:15:13.000 No, but in my example, in my example...

01:15:16.000 But it's not a fair example.

01:15:17.000 I was talking about historical records, crime, data.

01:15:21.000 You said I didn't bring it up, and now you've created a false scenario why I either have to get shot or cancel my American Express.

01:15:27.000 It's not a counterargument, Chris.

01:15:29.000 It is a counterargument, 100%.

01:15:31.000 It's not.

01:15:32.000 Yes, if you didn't have a gun, and the guy didn't have a gun, and then you got beaten and robbed, you got beaten and robbed.

01:15:38.000 Are you aware, statistically, that you're more likely, in many studies, to be injured in a knife mugging than a gun mugging?

01:15:43.000 Are you aware of that?

01:15:44.000 No, but are you aware of that?

01:15:45.000 Because you created a false scenario.

01:15:46.000 Well, let's throw more statistics at you.

01:15:48.000 That's not an argument, Chris.

01:15:49.000 That's not an argument.

01:15:50.000 But that's not an argument.

01:15:52.000 Argument out.

01:15:53.000 Chris conceded that point because that wasn't an argument.

01:15:55.000 He went to a hypothetical scenario in order to address facts and statistics.

01:15:59.000 Go ahead.

01:16:00.000 Not at all.

01:16:01.000 You just threw us some statistic that you just made up.

01:16:03.000 Where'd you get that statistic, Mr.

01:16:05.000 Crowder?

01:16:06.000 Not the rape statistic, the gun. 0.84

01:16:08.000 More likely to be killed with a knife than a gun.

01:16:10.000 I said, are you aware that there are studies?

01:16:13.000 There are studies.

01:16:14.000 I did it in response to a hypothetical question with zero facts.

01:16:17.000 Here's what happens, really quick, really quick.

01:16:18.000 This is what happens.

01:16:19.000 Leftists do this.

01:16:20.000 No, no, hold on a second.

01:16:21.000 Leftists bring up a hypothetical with no facts, and then they say, I don't believe your facts.

01:16:25.000 So they bring forth none, and then they don't believe yours.

01:16:27.000 Go ahead.

01:16:29.000 You presented none.

01:16:31.000 FBI statistics.

01:16:33.000 Show the difference in gun deaths and knife deaths.

01:16:36.000 Go ahead.

01:16:36.000 Show it.

01:16:37.000 Put it up.

01:16:38.000 FBI statistics.

01:16:39.000 I don't have a way to put it up.

01:16:40.000 This is just you and I talking right now.

01:16:42.000 Oh, because you don't.

01:16:43.000 Because if you did, it would blow your argument out of the water.

01:16:45.000 I don't have a way of getting it up on my screen, but you don't have them up.

01:16:49.000 Do you see?

01:16:50.000 So the burden is on you.

01:16:51.000 You know what we're doing right now?

01:16:52.000 The burden is on you.

01:16:54.000 What we're becoming is part of the problem.

01:16:55.000 I'll put it up.

01:16:56.000 Go to my website, ChristopherTeyes.com.

01:16:57.000 Yeah, okay.

01:16:57.000 We have plenty up at the website, but you just said you're not bringing it up.

01:17:00.000 You didn't bring it up.

01:17:01.000 Do you see the point?

01:17:02.000 Oh, my God.

01:17:03.000 You brought up knife deaths.

01:17:04.000 You brought up FBI statistics.

01:17:06.000 You brought up a hypothetical scenario to make an argument countering when I talked about data globally.

01:17:13.000 Comparing violent crime rates and an increase in crime and an increase in rape and an increase in violent crime and an increase in homicide and an increase in burglary.

01:17:21.000 You see those in Australia, in the UK, in France, in Sweden.

01:17:24.000 You see those across the globe.

01:17:26.000 In Australia and Canada, you can still get a gun.

01:17:29.000 That's the point.

01:17:29.000 We're not going to be able to take Americans' guns away, period.

01:17:32.000 It's not going to happen.

01:17:32.000 So here's what I'm pitching.

01:17:34.000 We have Division of Citizen Weapons. 0.61

01:17:38.000 Let's say that.

01:17:38.000 It's next to the DMV. We build a range in there.

01:17:41.000 You go in.

01:17:42.000 I'm asking, to have any gun you want, would you be willing to spend a day at some national DMV? We had to register, test, get interviewed for a second.

01:17:49.000 Register?

01:17:50.000 No, of course not.

01:17:51.000 You don't want to register your weapon?

01:17:53.000 I don't support a national registry, of course not.

01:17:55.000 So you believe that we should all have deadly weapons and we should not know where they are from or what they're about or how to track them?

01:18:01.000 Yes.

01:18:02.000 Okay, why?

01:18:04.000 I do not believe that the United States federal government has the right to know what firearms I have because that defeats the entire purpose and intent of the Second Amendment.

01:18:11.000 Of course, I'm against the National Firearm Registry.

01:18:14.000 It doesn't defeat a well-regulated militia.

01:18:18.000 So you're supposed to fight off tyranny and tell them where they are.

01:18:24.000 It didn't happen in Australia.

01:18:26.000 It didn't happen in Canada.

01:18:26.000 What tyranny are you talking about?

01:18:28.000 Actually, yeah, of course it didn't, Canada.

01:18:30.000 Canada didn't fight off the king.

01:18:31.000 Canada didn't fight off the monarchy.

01:18:32.000 They bent over and kissed the ring.

01:18:33.000 That's why it's a very different history.

01:18:35.000 They still have the Queen on their money, Chris.

01:18:38.000 So if you are saying that Americans are different, what tyranny is going to happen in America?

01:18:44.000 What are you afraid of in America?

01:18:45.000 What's going to happen?

01:18:46.000 Tell me the tyrannical situation that you think is going to happen.

01:18:49.000 Again, we're getting into hypothetical.

01:18:51.000 I don't need to get into hypothetical because it happened and that's why it was drafted.

01:18:54.000 It's hypothetical.

01:18:55.000 It never happened here.

01:18:56.000 It won't happen here.

01:18:57.000 That's why the Second Amendment exists, because it did happen.

01:19:01.000 Taxation without representation.

01:19:03.000 That's why it was drafted.

01:19:05.000 Which was England, not us. 0.52

01:19:07.000 How did we become us?

01:19:09.000 I asked you a question that you can't answer.

01:19:11.000 What tyranny do you think is going to happen in America?

01:19:14.000 You just said it never happened in America.

01:19:16.000 It has happened.

01:19:18.000 It happened because of another country, because of England.

01:19:21.000 So you're now saying that the United States is different because you're discounting all other forms of tyranny that have happened in the last half century across the globe.

01:19:29.000 From a lot of the nations you like, like Japan and Germany.

01:19:33.000 Tyranny do you think is going to happen, Crowder?

01:19:35.000 You tell me.

01:19:36.000 You just said tyranny didn't happen.

01:19:38.000 It has happened.

01:19:39.000 It could happen again very easily.

01:19:40.000 Another country.

01:19:42.000 You're saying that, Michael?

01:19:43.000 The United States fought off the greatest tyranny that there had been, the greatest superpower of one century, to become the greatest superpower of the next century.

01:19:51.000 You said our government, though.

01:19:52.000 You said I don't want the government to know because of tyranny.

01:19:56.000 So our government.

01:19:57.000 Are you talking about England?

01:19:57.000 I don't think England's going to attack us again.

01:19:59.000 I don't think they're going to attack us again.

01:20:01.000 I think we're good there.

01:20:02.000 I don't think England's going to blow us up.

01:20:04.000 I don't think Canada's going to attack either.

01:20:05.000 And Mexico, they have to swim across the ocean. 1.00

01:20:08.000 I don't really think we're going to get attacked by tyranny from another country.

01:20:11.000 Mexico has to swim across the ocean? 0.94

01:20:12.000 So that...

01:20:13.000 Across the water, sorry, Rio Grande.

01:20:15.000 So that's what you do, though.

01:20:17.000 So answer it.

01:20:18.000 No, it's not what I do.

01:20:19.000 I'm simply trying to be honest.

01:20:21.000 And you're going, what tyranny is possible?

01:20:22.000 Do we have to run through the possible scenarios?

01:20:25.000 Do I think that the United States...

01:20:26.000 Let me answer your question, a hypothetical question, because I... You said that.

01:20:30.000 You're not answering it at all.

01:20:31.000 You're avoiding it.

01:20:32.000 And everybody who's listening can see it.

01:20:34.000 You're saying that we actually don't need our guns registered because of tyranny.

01:20:38.000 So is England going to invade us again?

01:20:39.000 Is that why?

01:20:40.000 Or is it the government you're worried about?

01:20:42.000 Yeah, of course.

01:20:43.000 There could absolutely be domestic tyranny, as has happened in many nations in the United States.

01:20:47.000 How?

01:20:48.000 How?

01:20:48.000 The UN? The UN couldn't take down Somalia.

01:20:51.000 I didn't say UN. I'm talking about the United States government.

01:20:53.000 You think the United States government is going to...

01:20:55.000 I don't think.

01:20:56.000 I don't think it will.

01:20:57.000 But the Second Amendment was designed because we don't have to think it will.

01:21:00.000 Probability doesn't enter into the equation.

01:21:02.000 It enters into the reason for the Second Amendment.

01:21:04.000 That's why it exists.

01:21:05.000 Because they did fight off tyranny.

01:21:07.000 Because contrary to what you say, it happens.

01:21:09.000 That's why they're at the Second Amendment. 0.98

01:21:11.000 Other countries, because they had no idea about nukes.

01:21:13.000 They had no idea about what we were going to have as a military.

01:21:15.000 That's why they wrote it at a time when we didn't have all this stuff that we have.

01:21:19.000 So what about the First Amendment?

01:21:20.000 Does that still apply?

01:21:22.000 No, let's answer the question you said.

01:21:24.000 What question?

01:21:24.000 You said domestic – no, what your statement was, you said domestic terrorism could actually happen again.

01:21:31.000 Really?

01:21:31.000 How?

01:21:32.000 I never said domestic terrorism could actually happen again.

01:21:34.000 In fact, you just said, yes, I am a free act.

01:21:36.000 Yes, domestic terrorism from the government could actually happen.

01:21:39.000 I did not say domestic terrorism.

01:21:40.000 I did not use the word domestic terrorism.

01:21:42.000 Well, that matters.

01:21:43.000 That matters, because there's a difference between tyranny and terrorism.

01:21:45.000 Fair?

01:21:45.000 Okay, you think the government will take your guns.

01:21:49.000 Okay, is that fair?

01:21:50.000 Tyranny versus terrorism is a difference that matters.

01:21:53.000 That's not minutia.

01:21:55.000 Question!

01:21:55.000 Stop walking around the question.

01:21:56.000 I answered your question.

01:21:57.000 It is entirely possible.

01:21:58.000 Domestic tyranny could happen. 1.00

01:22:00.000 Our government, the Toronto government...

01:22:02.000 Can I answer your question?

01:22:03.000 You just yelled at me to answer your question.

01:22:05.000 How?

01:22:06.000 Answer it.

01:22:06.000 How is it going to happen?

01:22:08.000 Bring it.

01:22:08.000 How has it happened?

01:22:09.000 England.

01:22:10.000 No.

01:22:10.000 When is it going to happen?

01:22:12.000 Say domestic.

01:22:13.000 Yes, domestic.

01:22:14.000 In the United States.

01:22:15.000 Okay, let me answer.

01:22:16.000 Hold on a second.

01:22:17.000 We're getting off into the weeds because now, again, let me make clear.

01:22:19.000 You said, everyone listening, you've never at any point rebutted the ideas to the intent of the Second Amendment.

01:22:23.000 You've never at any point rebutted any of the facts regarding gun crime or violence or increasing crime.

01:22:27.000 You've never at any point rebutted the facts on Sweden.

01:22:30.000 You never at any point acknowledged the hypothetical in a mugging versus being shot or canceling an American Express.

01:22:36.000 And now at the hypothetical, what possible tyranny does Steven Crowder believe will occur in order to justify not going along with Christopher Titus' gun plan?

01:22:44.000 Correct?

01:22:45.000 No, that's not...

01:22:46.000 No, I asked you...

01:22:47.000 That's what...

01:22:47.000 You're making...

01:22:48.000 The only way I can substantiate my argument is if I answer that question?

01:22:51.000 I would say, I would say, Steven, I believe you should say...

01:22:54.000 You keep saying England.

01:22:55.000 You've said...

01:22:55.000 No, I didn't.

01:22:56.000 I said as far as it happened.

01:22:57.000 What?

01:22:58.000 No, no.

01:22:58.000 You said you didn't want your gun registered because you actually believe that the U.S. government would come take it or some sort of...

01:23:04.000 You believe that will happen?

01:23:06.000 Well, just like the mandatory buyback in Australia is a great example.

01:23:09.000 We have 30 seconds?

01:23:11.000 All right, we have 30 seconds.

01:23:12.000 I still haven't answered one question.

01:23:14.000 You've got no argument, Crowder.

01:23:15.000 See you after the break.

01:23:18.000 We still have 20 seconds.

01:23:19.000 We still have 20 seconds.

01:23:20.000 Well, this is awkward.

01:23:22.000 Okay, I'll say it again.

01:23:23.000 You have no argument, Crowder, after the break.

01:23:24.000 Okay, well, I guess I'll try and get to the fact of hypotheticals.

01:23:29.000 And, you know, we'll go to a web-extended, because I don't know.

01:23:31.000 Do you think we should do another segment for Radio Charity, or do you think it's getting...

01:23:33.000 We could.

01:23:35.000 Four seconds.

01:23:36.000 Let's do a web-extended, I think.

01:23:37.000 Let's do a web extended.

01:23:46.000 Ailes, I just can't tell you how grateful I am to now be officially a part of this news team.

01:23:51.000 And I promise you I'm going to work incredibly hard to...

01:23:57.000 What are you...

01:23:58.000 How?

01:24:00.000 Stop throwing...

01:24:01.000 What are you throwing at me?

01:24:03.000 Are these...

01:24:05.000 Are these Mardi Gras beads? 0.99

01:24:07.000 Show me your breasts! 1.00

01:24:08.000 No, Mr. 1.00

01:24:09.000 Ailes, I am not going to show you my breasts. 1.00

01:24:14.000 You're a monster. 1.00

01:24:16.000 Ew, no! 1.00

01:24:16.000 On the back! 1.00

01:24:18.000 Omin, get away from me!

01:24:20.000 When it's time to party, we will party hard.

01:24:25.000 We'll be right back.

01:24:53.000 We are in the third hour.

01:24:54.000 That was Christopher Titus.

01:24:55.000 Almost the third hour.

01:24:56.000 We have one more segment to the third hour.

01:24:58.000 Oh, almost the third hour.

01:24:59.000 At Titus Nation.

01:25:00.000 Listen, I know, like I said, full disclosure, we have a new shirt here that will be available in the merchandise store.

01:25:05.000 That is the sexiest shirt.

01:25:08.000 I have ever laid eyes on.

01:25:09.000 I'm glad to have it.

01:25:11.000 And listen, we've talked about this.

01:25:14.000 This had to be pre-taped because Titus was pretty upset, wanted to come on.

01:25:18.000 So it's not my favorite debate that we've had in the program.

01:25:22.000 He came on and before we were even on air was pretty upset.

01:25:25.000 I'd like to have him back.

01:25:26.000 Hopefully.

01:25:27.000 I think if you look at debates with Zach Ford or sort of prior on the show, you usually get more in.

01:25:34.000 And the second you start saying, hey, I don't care about 32,000 people dead, well, that sort of throws the debate out.

01:25:40.000 And you're forced to defend something that you've never said.

01:25:43.000 So, you know...

01:25:45.000 I have respect for Christopher Titus.

01:25:47.000 I would like to have them be more like the Zach Ford debates, who I also respect more.

01:25:51.000 Cluster screw aside that the extended gets a little meatier, too.

01:25:55.000 Yeah, the extended cut is better, too.

01:25:56.000 The extended cut is almost twice in length that we have online tomorrow.

01:26:00.000 And we ended up on a much better note.

01:26:02.000 Or yesterday.

01:26:03.000 It would depend on when you're listening to this.

01:26:04.000 No one knows.

01:26:05.000 That's the internet.

01:26:05.000 You realize scheduled programming really isn't as much of a factor as it used to be?

01:26:09.000 People just kind of watch when they want to watch.

01:26:09.000 No.

01:26:11.000 I do want to address something, though, regarding his points on tyranny.

01:26:14.000 I tried to give some examples of tyranny that has happened or that could happen, like the Australia gun buyback.

01:26:19.000 Here's the deal, and not Gajer was talking about this during the break.

01:26:22.000 Barack Obama has already praised the Australian gun buyback.

01:26:25.000 That's a confiscation.

01:26:26.000 That's a mandatory buyback.

01:26:27.000 Barack Obama likes that.

01:26:29.000 He's openly praised that.

01:26:31.000 That's not that much of a reach.

01:26:33.000 Something else, too, real quick. 0.99

01:26:35.000 Sweden, rape capital of the West. 0.98

01:26:36.000 We have it right here. 0.93

01:26:36.000 You can look at these charts. 0.93

01:26:38.000 It's not even close.

01:26:39.000 And a big part of this is because of Islamic refugees and, of course, an unarmed populace. 1.00

01:26:45.000 What else were you talking about, tyranny, sort of in the United States?

01:26:47.000 Well, I mean, Detroit alone has already instituted, played around with gun buybacks.

01:26:53.000 Not mandatory, but they're playing with it.

01:26:55.000 So, I mean, that's a step in that direction.

01:26:58.000 Massachusetts just banned semi-automatic.

01:27:00.000 I have it actually...

01:27:01.000 I don't know the exact terms.

01:27:05.000 I'm pretty sure it's any kind of AR-15 or AK-47 copies or duplicates.

01:27:10.000 There are a bunch of rules in here.

01:27:11.000 They're always really tough to follow.

01:27:13.000 I think any semi-automatic rifle with four rounds or more, with a magazine that's capable of holding four rounds or more, and that effectively renders most...

01:27:21.000 Haunting rifle is useless.

01:27:22.000 Very few magazine-fed rifles have rounds that are fewer than four.

01:27:27.000 So, like you were saying, these are things that have happened.

01:27:30.000 These are things that Barack Obama has praised they would do on a federal level if they could.

01:27:34.000 And when people are screaming and interrupting, it's certainly not outside the realm of reason to say, hey, if Massachusetts, if you had a guy there who was president, or Barack Obama, that kind of guy, Chicago guy, in the office with the authority and the court, of course they would do it.

01:27:51.000 I think the important argument, too, I think is that, of course, even if Barack did do that, President Obama did do that, did full-on Australia the nation.

01:28:02.000 Australia the nation?

01:28:03.000 Australia the nation.

01:28:04.000 I don't think that necessarily means he himself would be storming and becoming a mega tyrant.

01:28:11.000 But the thing is, you don't do it because of that.

01:28:14.000 You don't do it because of the foreseeable.

01:28:16.000 You do it because of the unforeseeable.

01:28:17.000 Yeah, it could be this generation.

01:28:19.000 You don't know, but once you give up those rights, you can't get them back.

01:28:22.000 That's true.

01:28:23.000 You can't get them back.

01:28:23.000 That's a pivotal detail.

01:28:25.000 You've seen that happen.

01:28:26.000 You've seen it happen with things in our lifetime.

01:28:29.000 You've seen it happen with Canada and free speech.

01:28:31.000 Once freedom of speech, you don't get it back.

01:28:33.000 Just because you trust your government today doesn't mean you're going to feel that way tomorrow.

01:28:37.000 Germany, it sounds cliche now, but they at one point trusted and elected certain people.

01:28:42.000 Japan.

01:28:43.000 Canada.

01:28:44.000 So, Canada.

01:28:45.000 There's always that.

01:28:46.000 Look at Trudeau.

01:28:46.000 There's always that.

01:28:47.000 I mean, they just put Mike Ward and they're going to charge him $35,000 for telling a joke that really wasn't all that offensive.

01:28:55.000 No.

01:28:55.000 Does it sound absurd?

01:28:56.000 It's reality.

01:28:57.000 Of course freedom of speech doesn't exist in other countries.

01:28:59.000 And it's a good point.

01:28:59.000 You can't get them back once you give them away.

01:29:02.000 And I've said that, listen, I was wrong.

01:29:04.000 I was young.

01:29:05.000 I don't even know if I voted in that election, but I thought the Patriot Act seemed reasonable at the time because of terrorism.

01:29:10.000 And...

01:29:12.000 I've openly said, yeah, I was wrong about that because of Barack Obama after George W. Bush.

01:29:16.000 And George W. Bush wasn't a great president, but as a younger kid, I thought he was more trustworthy.

01:29:21.000 We were unified as a country after 9-11.

01:29:23.000 And I see what happens with that.

01:29:24.000 I learned my lesson.

01:29:26.000 I learned my lesson.

01:29:27.000 That power was given to the government, and then you have it with people like Barack Obama.

01:29:31.000 And I don't want Donald Trump to have that power.

01:29:33.000 I don't want Hillary Clinton to have that power. 1.00

01:29:34.000 Like you said, the key is once you hand it over, you don't get it back.

01:29:38.000 It's kind of like rugby.

01:29:40.000 Well, the opposite of rugby.

01:29:41.000 You can only pass backwards.

01:29:42.000 No one understands that game.

01:29:43.000 I don't understand that game.

01:29:44.000 I don't understand it, but I do respect the men who do it.

01:29:46.000 Hey! 0.99

01:29:46.000 True. 0.99

01:29:47.000 We have a video clip.

01:29:48.000 So this is actually...

01:29:49.000 Do we have the actual time cued?

01:29:51.000 Yep.

01:29:51.000 So Charlize Theron...

01:29:53.000 I have this up on my screen first.

01:29:55.000 Theron.

01:29:56.000 I always get...

01:29:56.000 Theron.

01:29:57.000 She looks a lot like my wife. 0.99

01:29:58.000 People give her that a lot.

01:30:00.000 Charlize Theron was speaking before some kind of a summit.

01:30:03.000 I don't know.

01:30:03.000 They have so many summits.

01:30:04.000 And she made the statement...

01:30:06.000 well let's let's hear what she said does not discriminate on its own it has no biological preference for black bodies for women's bodies for gay bodies for youths or the poor talking age right it does Yes.

01:30:29.000 We single out the vulnerable, the oppressed, and the abused.

01:30:33.000 How long is this clip?

01:30:34.000 Oh, that's about it.

01:30:35.000 Okay, right there.

01:30:35.000 And CNN has a headline.

01:30:37.000 Charlize Theron, she went on to speak at HIV spread through racism, sexism, homophobia.

01:30:43.000 Let's contrast that right next to it with the CDC statistics.

01:30:48.000 AIDS seems pretty discriminatory.

01:30:50.000 Now, I understand that in sub-Saharan Africa, AIDS is not the same as in the United States.

01:30:55.000 In the United States, in the New World, it's an entirely preventable disease.

01:30:57.000 Here's what's important.

01:30:58.000 CNN ran that, and all the leftist sites are running with it, applying that to the modern world. 0.96

01:31:03.000 If you want to talk Africa, the mean, homophobic, racist George Bush did more for Africa and AIDS than any president ever. 0.89

01:31:10.000 It's why a lot of people didn't like him, because of the interventionism. 0.96

01:31:13.000 So much money, so many programs, and it worked.

01:31:16.000 But in the United States, it is entirely preventable.

01:31:19.000 Listen, we're looking at the CDC stats. 0.99

01:31:21.000 If you want to avoid AIDS, it is namely almost entirely transmitted by unprotected homosexual anal sex. 0.99

01:31:27.000 Here's the thing. 1.00

01:31:28.000 The person you're having unprotected homosexual anal sex with could be a racist or sexist. 1.00

01:31:34.000 So Charlize Theron isn't wrong. 0.99

01:31:36.000 However, the key detail in there is not if he is racist or sexist. 1.00

01:31:41.000 But it's the unprotected homosexual anal sex. 1.00

01:31:44.000 That seems to be the key detail. 1.00

01:31:45.000 It's coming together in my head right now.

01:31:47.000 Again, right here from the CDC, the transmissions. 0.99

01:31:52.000 She's not wrong, but it seems more predicated on the unprotected homosexual anal sex in the United States than whether the guy's a Trump voter. 0.99

01:31:59.000 I have to correct that. 0.99

01:32:01.000 And we're going into the third hour after this.

01:32:04.000 After this?

01:32:05.000 Golden ticket details, I think.

01:32:07.000 That was creepy.

01:32:08.000 And now hipsters play Pokemon Go in Detroit.

01:32:18.000 STREET.

01:32:19.000 Oh my gosh, Skylar.

01:32:21.000 Skylar, a Mewtwo.

01:32:22.000 That's like the rarest Pokemon there is!

01:32:22.000 What?

01:32:24.000 I know, and it's right over there.

01:32:27.000 Across the street?

01:32:29.000 Yes.

01:32:30.000 Oh yeah!

01:32:31.000 Yeah man, Mewtwo's over here.

01:32:33.000 Why don't you come over here and get it?

01:32:35.000 No, no, I don't think we, um, I already have one.

01:32:38.000 Well, you just got all excited, sir, what's the rarest Pokemon there is?

01:32:41.000 Yeah, I know, I know, but I don't need one.

01:32:44.000 Oh, no, come on.

01:32:45.000 Come over here and get your Mewtwo. 1.00

01:32:46.000 No, thank you, I appreciate it.

01:32:48.000 I think I'm going to look for a Charmander or something.

01:32:53.000 Oh, man.

01:32:54.000 That ain't cool.

01:32:56.000 He's being really pushy.

01:32:57.000 No, no, I appreciate it.

01:32:58.000 You can keep the Mewtwo for yourself.

01:32:59.000 You Mewtwo.

01:33:00.000 Man, I don't even play Pokemon Go. 1.00

01:33:02.000 I kept this for your ass. 1.00

01:33:04.000 You don't even play Pokemon Go? 1.00

01:33:06.000 No, man.

01:33:07.000 I got stuff to do.

01:33:08.000 Okay, thank you.

01:33:09.000 I think I'm going to move.

01:33:12.000 I'm going to keep going.

01:33:13.000 Okay, I see what's happening here.

01:33:14.000 I see what's happening here.

01:33:15.000 No, no, you don't need to turn this.

01:33:16.000 I vote Hillary. 1.00

01:33:18.000 Hashtag I'm with her.

01:33:19.000 This has nothing to do with anything, whatever you think it is.

01:33:24.000 Oh, man, I'm glad to hear that.

01:33:25.000 Now come over here and get your Mewtwo. 1.00

01:33:27.000 I don't think he's going to let it go.

01:33:29.000 Okay.

01:33:32.000 Crossing Gratiot!

01:33:35.000 Well, thank you very much.

01:33:37.000 I'm appreciative of you...

01:33:39.000 Yeah, there's no Mewtwo.

01:33:40.000 You know you get mugged, right?

01:33:41.000 That's about what I figured.

01:33:44.000 We're back.

01:34:07.000 See how calm that is?

01:34:09.000 You're listening to NPR. The third hour.

01:34:13.000 We're about to discuss police brutality and its correlation as it relates to lesbian whale watching rights groups. 0.57

01:34:13.000 Sit back and relax. 0.57

01:34:24.000 There's this place where we are.

01:34:26.000 Oh, sorry.

01:34:26.000 Third Hour.

01:34:27.000 Producing with me in the video studio, as always, is NotGayJared on Twitter, at NotGayJared.

01:34:31.000 We're cool.

01:34:31.000 I don't care about the legal obligations.

01:34:33.000 Your lawyer's not Jewish.

01:34:34.000 So we're fine.

01:34:35.000 We're safe.

01:34:37.000 We have a few things to talk about.

01:34:38.000 So something did happen today.

01:34:39.000 People were asking me about this.

01:34:40.000 Talk about Charles Kinsey.

01:34:42.000 This is another police brutality case.

01:34:44.000 Listen.

01:34:45.000 I look at all these paper shuffling.

01:34:46.000 I know people are...

01:34:47.000 You're already rolling the clip.

01:34:48.000 I'm rolling the clip.

01:34:48.000 Here's the clip that Not Gay Jared is rolling.

01:34:50.000 Put the sound on.

01:34:51.000 I put the sound on?

01:34:52.000 I can put the sound on.

01:34:53.000 Let's put the sound on here.

01:34:55.000 The video's already done.

01:34:57.000 I'm like this right here.

01:34:58.000 And when he shot me, it was so surprising.

01:35:02.000 It was like a mosquito bite.

01:35:04.000 And when he hit me...

01:35:05.000 Okay, stop it.

01:35:06.000 Stop it.

01:35:07.000 We can only laugh because he's fine.

01:35:08.000 He's not dead.

01:35:09.000 Here's the deal.

01:35:09.000 People are going, why aren't you expressing an opinion on this?

01:35:12.000 Because we haven't seen the video of when he was shot.

01:35:14.000 Now, like I've said, based on what we've seen of this, this is another police officer, for those listening terrestrially, it seems like he was, well, he's a therapist with an autistic patient in the road, laying on his back, his hands are up, he's trying to explain the situation, and then he's shot.

01:35:29.000 That's what it, why are you laughing?

01:35:30.000 I'm not laughing, it's just the mosquito thing still asking. 1.00

01:35:34.000 It's just such an untypical way you would...

01:35:37.000 Atypical.

01:35:38.000 Atypical way.

01:35:40.000 Untypical.

01:35:40.000 That's not a word.

01:35:41.000 Untypical.

01:35:41.000 Atypical.

01:35:42.000 Tweet me.

01:35:42.000 Stop it.

01:35:43.000 Don't dig this any deeper for yourself.

01:35:45.000 I'm trying to help you because I care.

01:35:47.000 It's such a sad way to describe a bullet shot.

01:35:51.000 Mosquito bite.

01:35:53.000 I don't know.

01:35:53.000 Well, I mean, the guy's tough, I guess, but...

01:35:55.000 So nonchalant.

01:35:56.000 You and I both talked about this.

01:35:58.000 We don't see what happens.

01:36:19.000 That being said, someone who has been violently assaulted by a special needs person.

01:36:24.000 My wife and I volunteered.

01:36:25.000 I apologized over and over.

01:36:28.000 I mean, they are strong.

01:36:30.000 They are strong and it can happen.

01:36:31.000 And it can be unpredictable.

01:36:32.000 They're great people, but sometimes they get mad and they just swat or they just grab and bear hug.

01:36:37.000 It can happen.

01:36:39.000 That said, it didn't exactly look like he was about to charge anybody.

01:36:41.000 It didn't look like the autistic man was about to charge anybody.

01:36:43.000 So this looks like a really bad situation.

01:36:46.000 Right?

01:36:46.000 And I have to wait for more information because we don't really have a whole lot.

01:36:50.000 But that's my opinion on the outset.

01:36:51.000 We reserve the right to change it.

01:36:52.000 Kind of like Sterling when it first happened.

01:36:54.000 Here's what I was thinking earlier when it happened.

01:36:56.000 I'm thinking, okay, this seems like it could be a legitimate case of really crappy police officers, maybe plural, I don't know.

01:37:03.000 But because of the way Black Lives Matter screams about everything, when it happens, it trends. 1.00

01:37:08.000 It doesn't really catch anybody's attention anymore.

01:37:10.000 It's the little boy who cried racist cop.

01:37:13.000 That's a book you didn't read, did you?

01:37:14.000 It sounded like you said Cap.

01:37:14.000 Cap.

01:37:15.000 Was that the Cleveland Midwestern?

01:37:16.000 No, it's a good point.

01:37:17.000 It's like we've talked about with rape culture. 1.00

01:37:18.000 Lena Dunham claiming she's raped. 0.88

01:37:20.000 Amy Schumer now claiming she was raped. 0.98

01:37:21.000 Everyone claiming they're raped.

01:37:22.000 Not pressing charges. 0.67

01:37:23.000 All regretful sex is rape. 0.83

01:37:24.000 What happens when a woman is really raped? 1.00

01:37:27.000 It's not nearly as impactful as it used to be.

01:37:30.000 Remember when you were a kid and there was a rape scene in a film like Braveheart?

01:37:34.000 Everyone talked about that for months.

01:37:35.000 You can watch it, but this is a rough scene in Braveheart.

01:37:37.000 The almost rape scene.

01:37:39.000 Or if someone was raped, it was like a death sentence.

01:37:43.000 And I hate to say it, but now the first instinct is, what do you mean rape?

01:37:48.000 Are you blaming the victim?

01:37:49.000 No.

01:37:50.000 But when Linda Dunham says it, if she were to come out tomorrow and say I was raped again, people would say, well...

01:37:56.000 Well, that would be the response, right?

01:37:58.000 And it's the same.

01:37:59.000 Black Lives Matter have...

01:38:00.000 They've ruined it. 0.98

01:38:00.000 Hopefully not irreparably have harmed black lives in the United States. 0.98

01:38:04.000 Like you said, because Alton Sterling, like, well, that guy had a rap sheet a mile long and he had a gun on him and he resisted arrest.

01:38:08.000 And so people become less sympathetic.

01:38:10.000 As we've said, people become more racist.

01:38:12.000 Then you have people gunning down cops.

01:38:14.000 Everyone's polarized.

01:38:16.000 No one wants to listen to each other.

01:38:17.000 And then something like this happens where, again, based on the information we have, and it could change...

01:38:22.000 It seems like everyone should agree this cop was at the very least negligent, should be charged.

01:38:28.000 But it doesn't happen.

01:38:29.000 It doesn't happen.

01:38:30.000 It kind of falls on deaf ears.

01:38:31.000 And you also get a lot of people who go too far the other way and just say, you know, he probably deserved it, just like Alton Sterling and Freddie Gray, whatever it is.

01:38:40.000 So anyway, that's my opinion on that.

01:38:42.000 We don't have enough yet.

01:38:42.000 And I know people get disappointed because when you tune into AM radio and a lot of other stations, it's like, this is outrageous!

01:38:49.000 This will not stand!

01:38:50.000 Like, well, you know what?

01:38:51.000 Sometimes it stands.

01:38:53.000 So...

01:38:54.000 This also reminds me, okay, while we're talking about polarization, I guess a lot of liberals have gone to troll the Republican convention.

01:39:00.000 Did you see the video?

01:39:01.000 You saw, there was a lot of videos of that.

01:39:03.000 Yeah, do we have some rolling?

01:39:04.000 We have some videos.

01:39:05.000 Okay, so I know there was a, I forgot his name, black guy who trolled Alex Jones.

01:39:10.000 I got that.

01:39:10.000 Do you want to roll that?

01:39:11.000 Let's roll that one first.

01:39:12.000 And this is like considered a big victory for the left to go to the RNC and troll Alex Jones, I guess, on a non-official platform.

01:39:21.000 Okay. 1.00

01:39:21.000 I want you to have sex with my wife. 1.00

01:39:24.000 So just try to be shocking. 1.00

01:39:26.000 No, not at all.

01:39:27.000 Really, here's my hotel key. 1.00

01:39:28.000 I want you to have sex with my wife. 1.00

01:39:32.000 And it gets worse. 1.00

01:39:33.000 Okay.

01:39:34.000 Listen, I hate to be the guy who just says, oh, is that the only clip?

01:39:38.000 Or is there more from that clip?

01:39:40.000 He just goes on and on and on.

01:39:42.000 I hate to be the guy who says, that's not funny.

01:39:45.000 But, you know, I don't...

01:39:46.000 There are plenty of liberals who are wildly funny.

01:39:49.000 I think Christopher Didis can be funny.

01:39:51.000 He was just on the program.

01:39:52.000 There was another one.

01:39:53.000 Did you see the...

01:39:54.000 I found one, too.

01:39:55.000 We were talking about it a little bit earlier.

01:39:57.000 There's that...

01:39:57.000 Eric and...

01:40:00.000 There's a comedy show.

01:40:02.000 What show is it?

01:40:03.000 Eric and...

01:40:04.000 Eric and...

01:40:05.000 I can't think of the name.

01:40:08.000 We have a clip.

01:40:09.000 We have a clip.

01:40:10.000 And ladies and gentlemen, Roger Stone is going to be my guest any second now, so stay tuned.

01:40:14.000 That's pretty good.

01:40:15.000 And join us here at the Republican National Convention, all right, because we are going to take our party back!

01:40:20.000 Ladies and gentlemen, I've got a lot too long to globalists.

01:40:23.000 People are like, turd blossom.

01:40:25.000 By the way, every time they do this...

01:40:27.000 She said turd blossom.

01:40:28.000 Even though Alex Jones was laughing.

01:40:31.000 He was doing it.

01:40:31.000 1776 is going to commence again if you do another Alex Jones impression.

01:40:35.000 I thought that was pretty good.

01:40:36.000 Nothing in there with powder.

01:40:38.000 Believe me, it's going to make you feel real good.

01:40:40.000 They're shooting something as well.

01:40:41.000 That's the thing.

01:40:42.000 It just gets to the point where it's lazy.

01:40:44.000 That guy, he had a feud with you.

01:40:47.000 He had a feud with me?

01:40:48.000 Well, he was tweeting at you, angry tweets, all day, yesterday and today.

01:40:52.000 Who?

01:40:53.000 Eric somebody.

01:40:57.000 So, Eric somebody.

01:40:58.000 Okay.

01:40:59.000 Well, listen, if he's treating angry tweets, then send him on.

01:41:02.000 He's more than welcome to come on if he...

01:41:06.000 Wait, are you...

01:41:07.000 He has a show.

01:41:08.000 He has a show on...

01:41:09.000 Is it Cartoon Network or Comedy Central?

01:41:11.000 Oh, is it the Tim and Eric show?

01:41:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:41:13.000 Tim and Eric.

01:41:14.000 That's a funny show.

01:41:15.000 I mean, I've seen some of it.

01:41:16.000 That's a funny show.

01:41:17.000 Yeah, he's one of them.

01:41:18.000 He's been tweeting me?

01:41:19.000 Mm-hmm.

01:41:19.000 Okay, have him on.

01:41:20.000 I mean, you can set it up.

01:41:21.000 Have him on.

01:41:21.000 That's fine.

01:41:22.000 He's willing to come on the program if he has some grievances to air.

01:41:24.000 Here's the deal.

01:41:25.000 I think that show actually is pretty funny.

01:41:27.000 It's really lazy as far as comedy goes.

01:41:31.000 Okay, let me explain to you why.

01:41:32.000 Like, compare it with Steve Carell or Stephen Colbert or Sacha Baron Cohen or even what we did with Jean-Guy. 0.99

01:41:37.000 You're going to say, have sex with my wife. 1.00

01:41:40.000 I guess he's doing the cuck thing, but then he went on to do the 9-11 inside job thing. 1.00

01:41:43.000 There's no consistency.

01:41:45.000 Your character has to believe in what you're saying.

01:41:46.000 Now, that guy did a good Alex Jones impression, right?

01:41:49.000 But then he goes, buy my pills!

01:41:51.000 Buy my pills!

01:41:51.000 There's nothing in there!

01:41:52.000 It's just powder, but I think you're going to like them.

01:41:53.000 Here's the deal.

01:41:54.000 If you're going to do an impression of Alex Jones, you have to commit to the...

01:41:56.000 Alex Jones would never say that.

01:41:58.000 That's why it's not funny.

01:41:59.000 I'm trying to explain to you why you may not think it's funny.

01:42:01.000 As opposed to Bill Maher or John Stewart or Kathleen Madigan, who can be funny.

01:42:04.000 When a character doesn't believe what they're saying...

01:42:07.000 That's what removes you from the character.

01:42:09.000 And it's no longer funny.

01:42:11.000 If you're doing an impression of Alex Jones, it would be funny.

01:42:13.000 It's committing to it.

01:42:14.000 These pills are going to cure cancer.

01:42:16.000 We're going to stop you from aging and getting fluoride on your tap.

01:42:18.000 And we're the only ones who have the exclusive rights here at InfoWars.

01:42:21.000 That's what you do. 0.71

01:42:22.000 Alex Jones would never say, my pills are crappy.

01:42:24.000 Just like Jean-Guy Tremblay, he went to a Bernie rally.

01:42:28.000 Jean-Guy Tremblay was there for eight hours.

01:42:30.000 Eight hours.

01:42:30.000 They rolled him right up next to Bernie.

01:42:32.000 So was his sad little knocky Jared friend who had to push his ass for eight hours. 0.99

01:42:36.000 But for eight hours, and they rolled him right up next to Bernie, and the entire time, no one suspected. 0.99

01:42:41.000 Because Jean-Guy loves Bernie. 1.00

01:42:43.000 Jean-Guy would never say, but Barney is suck because he's socialist bastard. 1.00

01:42:48.000 He wouldn't say that. 0.99

01:42:48.000 That wouldn't be funny because it's not consistent with the character. 0.99

01:42:51.000 And you can see that with Christopher Guest.

01:42:53.000 It's people like Steve Carell or even Ed Helms.

01:42:56.000 They all started on The Daily Show.

01:42:58.000 What was funny about them was they would stay in character.

01:43:01.000 Colbert was an O'Reilly character.

01:43:03.000 It was a send-up.

01:43:04.000 It was funny because there was consistency. 0.99

01:43:06.000 Going up and saying, oh, I have sex with my wife. 0.99

01:43:08.000 Here's my hotel key. 0.98

01:43:09.000 It's not funny.

01:43:10.000 There's nothing funny about that.

01:43:28.000 And leftists aren't.

01:43:29.000 They get really upset.

01:43:32.000 But I hate it if conservatives just say, well, liberals aren't funny.

01:43:35.000 No, they can be funny.

01:43:36.000 But it's perfectly within your right to think, well, this isn't funny.

01:43:39.000 But a lot of people don't know why.

01:43:41.000 It's the same reason I hate that you think Jimmy Fallon is even remotely funny.

01:43:44.000 I think the show's entertaining.

01:43:45.000 I don't know if he's particular is funny, but the show can be entertaining.

01:43:49.000 Like, when Will Ferrell... 0.98

01:43:50.000 I know people are going to give me crap. 0.90

01:43:51.000 When Will Ferrell once broke character in a sketch with Jerry Seinfeld... 0.99

01:43:55.000 Everyone was laughing.

01:43:56.000 Why?

01:43:57.000 Because he'd earned that right.

01:43:59.000 Will Ferrell stayed in character, was 100% committed, and was known for being an absolute professional.

01:44:05.000 And then the one time he kind of giggled, it was hilarious.

01:44:08.000 People went, this must be really funny.

01:44:09.000 It's out of character for Will Ferrell.

01:44:10.000 As opposed to Jimmy Fallon where his whole shtick is...

01:44:12.000 It's like Carol Burnett.

01:44:14.000 It's that whole laugh-in scenario where people are like, oh, the writing was so brilliant.

01:44:18.000 It was fantastic.

01:44:19.000 But we couldn't even get to it because it's just so funny.

01:44:22.000 You have to take our word for it.

01:44:23.000 Now we're all going to laugh at some inside joke.

01:44:26.000 That really pisses me off.

01:44:27.000 That's fair.

01:44:29.000 Anyway.

01:44:29.000 That's fair.

01:44:31.000 Speaking of which, is it Robin Williams' birthday today?

01:44:33.000 It is Robin Williams.

01:44:34.000 That's always awkward to me when you celebrate the birthday of a day.

01:44:36.000 It is.

01:44:36.000 It trends.

01:44:37.000 And then they celebrate the death day.

01:44:39.000 Like, this is when Robert Williams passed.

01:44:40.000 That's the death day anniversary.

01:44:43.000 Well, it always concerns you when you see a celebrity's name trending at all, because you always think, ah, either they really screwed up or they're dead.

01:44:49.000 Right.

01:44:49.000 But then it's a birthday, you're like, well, which doesn't fall in either category if they're already dead.

01:44:53.000 Right.

01:44:54.000 Right.

01:44:55.000 I don't know how you classify that.

01:44:56.000 I don't know.

01:44:56.000 It's awkward.

01:44:58.000 It's awkward.

01:44:58.000 It's like the people who keep up dead people's Facebooks long after they pass and tweet out and send messages from their Facebook.

01:45:03.000 I know people do that.

01:45:04.000 Stop it! 0.99

01:45:05.000 Stop it! 0.99

01:45:05.000 It's creepy. 0.99

01:45:06.000 I think Andrew Breitbart's Twitter is still up.

01:45:08.000 Really?

01:45:08.000 Oh, we've got 30 seconds.

01:45:09.000 Oh, jeez.

01:45:10.000 Okay, we have 30 seconds.

01:45:11.000 We have to talk about the golden ticket after the break.

01:45:12.000 We do.

01:45:13.000 So we have some submissions.

01:45:14.000 We'll talk about that.

01:45:14.000 We are opening this up to more people.

01:45:16.000 If you want to apply to work at Ladder with Crowder, we're going to go through the best submissions from last week.

01:45:21.000 And explain to you the other position available.

01:45:23.000 And the hiring process, we're going to narrow it down. 0.93

01:45:25.000 It's like a reality show, but without as many boobs. 1.00

01:45:28.000 Or it's like a Fox News green room without as many boobs. 1.00

01:45:30.000 Or it's like one of those books, a position for every day. 0.72

01:45:32.000 Stop it.

01:45:33.000 Ten seconds.

01:45:35.000 Don't do that and then toss us to a break.

01:45:36.000 Golden ticket.

01:45:37.000 We'll come back.

01:45:37.000 But this is just...

01:45:38.000 All right.

01:45:38.000 For Aggressive 911, what is your emergency?

01:45:50.000 Yes.

01:45:51.000 Hi.

01:45:51.000 There is someone in my house.

01:45:52.000 Downstairs.

01:45:53.000 They've come in.

01:45:54.000 They've ransacked the kitchen.

01:45:56.000 My wife and my kids are in my room with me.

01:45:58.000 I am here with the door closed, barricaded.

01:46:00.000 Okay, that's very smart.

01:46:02.000 I appreciate you taking those steps.

01:46:04.000 First question, do you have any medical health protection available to you?

01:46:08.000 Yes, I do.

01:46:08.000 I have a smart gun with me.

01:46:10.000 A smart gun?

01:46:11.000 Fantastic.

01:46:12.000 Excellent choice.

01:46:13.000 That's a great way to ensure your family's safety.

01:46:15.000 But also, more importantly, ensure that that firearm is Okay, okay, okay, I get it.

01:46:21.000 What do I do?

01:46:26.000 Uh, okay, sorry.

01:46:32.000 I'm just fumbling a little bit.

01:46:33.000 I entered the wrong one.

01:46:34.000 Hold on, let me try again.

01:46:35.000 Wrong password?

01:46:36.000 Did you change the password, sweetie?

01:46:37.000 I don't know.

01:46:38.000 The password isn't working.

01:46:40.000 - Hey, open up this door. - This is common. - Hey. - Think, clear, and remember what the password is.

01:46:47.000 - No, no, no, no, no.

01:46:48.000 Now it's not only not taking the password, it's giving me a different sound.

01:46:51.000 It's saying I'm locked out.

01:46:53.000 Okay, that is a security mechanism because you've entered the incorrect password too many times.

01:46:59.000 Let me do a favor here.

01:47:01.000 Hold on one moment.

01:47:02.000 Let me see if I can reset that from my end.

01:47:05.000 Reset it from your end?

01:47:06.000 The guy is getting upstairs.

01:47:06.000 I need to be able to use my gun.

01:47:09.000 What does that mean?

01:47:10.000 Oh, dear.

01:47:11.000 Yeah, you've simply entered the incorrect password too many times, so now I don't have it.

01:47:18.000 What does that mean?

01:47:19.000 What does that mean?

01:47:20.000 Just get my gun working.

01:47:21.000 Well, I don't know if I can do that.

01:47:24.000 I'm in there.

01:47:25.000 I know you're in there.

01:47:27.000 How close are you to your wife and kids?

01:47:30.000 Might as well open up the door.

01:47:32.000 We'll be back.

01:48:01.000 Thank you.

01:48:02.000 Glad to be back.

01:48:03.000 Third hour.

01:48:04.000 Well, no, we are.

01:48:06.000 We're following the RNC as it goes live this week.

01:48:10.000 There's no professionality anymore.

01:48:12.000 No, there is none.

01:48:13.000 There's no professionality anymore.

01:48:15.000 All right, we do have to talk about this.

01:48:16.000 So we launched the golden ticket.

01:48:17.000 People want to work for Louder with Crowder.

01:48:19.000 But we're going to announce some new terms.

01:48:20.000 So if you want to work it louder with Crowder, here's your opportunity.

01:48:46.000 That's it.

01:48:47.000 That's the golden ticket.

01:48:48.000 High production value.

01:48:49.000 That's why we need more people.

01:48:51.000 That's why we need more people.

01:48:54.000 Okay, so we announced last week we are hiring a video producer.

01:48:57.000 Full-time, must be willing.

01:48:58.000 Here's the old.

01:48:59.000 We were pretty stringent.

01:49:00.000 We said you must title it, I've got a golden ticket.

01:49:03.000 Your first line must be I'm not worthy, period, followed by your resume and why we should hire you.

01:49:08.000 And we said, listen, it needs to be full-time.

01:49:11.000 You need to be willing to relocate.

01:49:12.000 And even with that, after discarding the ones that don't count because they didn't get the right title, they didn't include the right information, we had at least a couple hundred submissions, right?

01:49:21.000 Yeah, at least 150, 200, something like that.

01:49:24.000 Okay.

01:49:25.000 So give us a couple snapshots from the best submissions thus far.

01:49:27.000 We're narrowing it down, and then I'll announce the next position to work with Ladder with Crowder.

01:49:31.000 Yeah, so most of them were either great or non-legible.

01:49:35.000 Right.

01:49:36.000 So I've got a selection for you.

01:49:38.000 Disturbing.

01:49:38.000 Yes, disturbing.

01:49:39.000 Well, here we got one.

01:49:39.000 All right, let's see.

01:49:40.000 This one got creative.

01:49:41.000 I am not worthy, followed by why we should hire you.

01:49:45.000 Your resume reel.

01:49:46.000 Keep it brief.

01:49:47.000 Don't go super long.

01:49:48.000 One more time.

01:49:49.000 Okay, I get it.

01:49:50.000 He just wrote exactly what I said.

01:49:52.000 Yeah, but you would think after all that trouble, he would attach a resume.

01:49:56.000 There was no resume?

01:49:57.000 That was the entirety of it.

01:49:58.000 Okay.

01:49:59.000 Okay, so we'll put that, well, that's probably a no.

01:50:04.000 No, that's probably not.

01:50:05.000 Oh, let's give us another one.

01:50:06.000 Let's go, we should hire you.

01:50:07.000 This guy submitted a whole deal now.

01:50:10.000 This is his reel?

01:50:11.000 This is his reel.

01:50:13.000 And then he gets a great little, uh, photography.

01:50:17.000 This is the best part right here.

01:50:19.000 I've got a golden ticket.

01:50:20.000 That's it.

01:50:21.000 No punctuation.

01:50:22.000 That's not bad.

01:50:23.000 No.

01:50:23.000 Here we go.

01:50:25.000 Word splicing.

01:50:25.000 What kind of culture lets that happen that isn't our bad?

01:50:29.000 Um, no. 0.90

01:50:30.000 I had sex and now we're moving on. 0.99

01:50:32.000 And yes, I understand that people have had their poop hole torn up. 0.99

01:50:35.000 That does not matter.

01:50:38.000 Renewed.

01:50:39.000 So we got that guy.

01:50:40.000 That was a submission?

01:50:41.000 That was a submission.

01:50:42.000 Let's put that one, let's narrow that one guy should be good.

01:50:44.000 Good editing, and that was pretty childish and funny.

01:50:47.000 Yeah, speaking of childish, my favorite one was from a guy who dressed himself as Mr.

01:50:53.000 Dick Butt.

01:50:54.000 Dick Butt? 0.99

01:50:56.000 His name was Dick Butt, d.butt at something.com.

01:50:59.000 So Dick Butt, that's an actual name.

01:51:00.000 I think it's probably pronounced Dick Butte.

01:51:02.000 Butte?

01:51:03.000 Yeah, like Crested Butte, Colorado.

01:51:03.000 I thought the same thing, until I realized he included this graph for my reference.

01:51:08.000 That's Dick Butt. 1.00

01:51:09.000 What?

01:51:10.000 Was there a resume?

01:51:12.000 No, that was it.

01:51:13.000 That was it?

01:51:14.000 That was entirety.

01:51:15.000 Let's file that one under maybe.

01:51:16.000 Maybe.

01:51:17.000 Do we have any more of those?

01:51:18.000 No. 0.93

01:51:19.000 We also had some angry conservative Muslims who said they may work for us, they may bomb us, we don't know. 0.99

01:51:25.000 Well, that's to be expected. 0.95

01:51:26.000 Yeah.

01:51:27.000 Listen, it's a competitive job marketplace out there.

01:51:27.000 Well, thank you.

01:51:30.000 So you can either be catching Pokemon or you can be catching a job at Lotter with Crowder.

01:51:34.000 Here's the next position that's available.

01:51:35.000 Now, you will go to LotterwithCrowder.com.

01:51:37.000 There is a post there.

01:51:38.000 You will, again, title it.

01:51:40.000 If you can't enter a title, it depends on what email.

01:51:46.000 Internet.

01:51:47.000 Application.

01:51:48.000 Internet Explorer.

01:51:49.000 Internet Explorer.

01:51:49.000 What do you call that?

01:51:51.000 Your browser.

01:51:52.000 Yeah, your browser.

01:51:53.000 Gosh.

01:51:54.000 The internet application.

01:51:55.000 See?

01:51:56.000 I don't know.

01:51:57.000 Some of you don't have a title.

01:51:58.000 So your first line then will be, I've got a golden ticket.

01:52:01.000 Period.

01:52:03.000 I'm not worthy.

01:52:04.000 Period.

01:52:05.000 Followed by why you are qualified for this position.

01:52:08.000 Keep it short.

01:52:11.000 And your resume or sample.

01:52:13.000 And you don't need to include all of your political opinions in it, too.

01:52:16.000 No, we don't need all of your political opinions.

01:52:16.000 We kind of assume you're somewhat on board.

01:52:19.000 I'd rather see...

01:52:19.000 I mean, listen, we've had Catholics, we've had Protestants, we've had atheists, we've had agnostics, we've had libertarians, we've had conservatives.

01:52:25.000 So, there you go.

01:52:26.000 Knock on that.

01:52:28.000 You can't now if you're watching live because it doesn't work that way.

01:52:28.000 Golden ticket.

01:52:31.000 This position is part-time, so you don't need to relocate, but it's sort of like three-quarter time.

01:52:36.000 It pays better than a lot of other sites that do part-time.

01:52:38.000 Listen, I've worked for other news agencies.

01:52:41.000 Obviously, you know the sites like Breitbart, like Blaze, and then, of course, there's a gaggle of clickbait sites out there.

01:52:47.000 I know what they pay.

01:52:48.000 It pays better here.

01:52:49.000 Not only that, but we keep a team really limited.

01:52:51.000 It's usually a revolving door of people in news who just come in, get an intern, get them the right copy, give a hat tip, get them out.

01:52:56.000 That's kind of the business.

01:52:58.000 We keep it limited to, I can count on one hand the amount of people who are working.

01:53:02.000 As we grow, maybe two hands.

01:53:03.000 See, there's two hands right there, jazz hands.

01:53:06.000 This one is for a writer.

01:53:07.000 So your submissions are going to be going to Courtney.

01:53:09.000 I've got a golden ticket.

01:53:09.000 So you're going to go to the website.

01:53:10.000 You follow my instructions, and you will submit your writing samples and your resume.

01:53:15.000 Why you should be writing for louderwithcrowder.com.

01:53:18.000 And what we want you to do as well is take something topical, so something that's happened in the last day or two, and write something about that.

01:53:24.000 That would be similar to what we write at louderwithcryder.com.

01:53:27.000 That way we can see that you can turn it around quickly.

01:53:29.000 This job would include writing several pieces a day and turning them around quickly, finding pitches, including them, and working with the team.

01:53:36.000 Again, we're a very small team right now.

01:53:37.000 It's me, Courtney, Casey, Brodigan.

01:53:40.000 And Courtney is one of the best writers there is, period.

01:53:43.000 Casey is younger and she's fantastic.

01:53:44.000 She's coming along.

01:53:45.000 Brodigan is just a fantastic pitch man.

01:53:46.000 He doesn't write things as in-depth, but he brings in stories constantly, if I miss them.

01:53:51.000 I'm always reading the news.

01:53:53.000 So this is the position.

01:53:54.000 Finding stories, being a part of the thread, pitches, and writing for LadderWithCrowder.com.

01:53:59.000 And it can move into a full-time position.

01:54:00.000 Courtney was part-time, she's full-time.

01:54:02.000 Jerry was part-time, he's full-time.

01:54:05.000 Several other people have been offered full-time, and they've either stayed part-time, some of them have moved on.

01:54:08.000 So...

01:54:09.000 If you want to work with a lot of with Crowder.com, I hope we've crystallized that, and this one can be done remotely from anywhere.

01:54:14.000 A lot of people have been asking if they can write for the site.

01:54:16.000 Well, there you go.

01:54:17.000 Merry Christmas.

01:54:18.000 There you go.

01:54:19.000 You can write for the site.

01:54:21.000 So what do they write in the email?

01:54:23.000 I've got a golden ticket, and I'm not worthy.

01:54:27.000 You just want to hear me say that.

01:54:28.000 Well, yeah, that's obvious.

01:54:29.000 Yeah, one minute.

01:54:30.000 But I will say this.

01:54:31.000 I've been remarkably impressed with young people, and I will say this.

01:54:35.000 The myth that women aren't funny. 0.97

01:54:37.000 Read Courtney Kirchhoff.

01:54:38.000 Read Casey Burnett's stuff over at ladderwithcreditor.com.

01:54:40.000 They are uproariously funny.

01:54:42.000 And I think it's changed generationally.

01:54:44.000 I think people who work online, women, are maybe a little more organized. 1.00

01:54:47.000 And so we've had good luck with women on the writing front if they have worked remotely or have to manage their own schedule, right? 0.99

01:54:52.000 Because the writers aren't in an office setting.

01:54:54.000 And we've had really good luck with particularly young women who are just really funny.

01:55:00.000 Courtney is just really...

01:55:01.000 I mean, we have her on the show. 0.98

01:55:01.000 People always say, have her back. 0.98

01:55:03.000 Casey is really funny.

01:55:04.000 She's not been on the show yet.

01:55:05.000 She will.

01:55:06.000 They're just funny writers.

01:55:08.000 I read it sometimes.

01:55:09.000 This idea that women aren't funny, most like Sarah Silverman, obviously. 1.00

01:55:13.000 Amy Schumer, yes.

01:55:14.000 Lena Dunham, of course.

01:55:15.000 But there are funny women out there. 1.00

01:55:18.000 Speaking of...

01:55:18.000 Also, speaking of Brodigan, he's coming up next.

01:55:20.000 We're going to play Hipster or Hobo.

01:55:22.000 Oh, good times.

01:55:23.000 Good times.

01:55:24.000 Stay tuned.

01:55:25.000 Stay tuned. 1.00

01:55:36.000 Shoot bad guys. 1.00

01:55:37.000 With what? 1.00

01:55:38.000 AR-15.

01:55:39.000 Where'd you get it?

01:55:40.000 AR-15.com.

01:55:41.000 Oh, there's another one.

01:55:42.000 Kaboom! 0.99

01:55:42.000 You got him. 0.99

01:55:43.000 Yeah.

01:55:43.000 Thank God for AR-15.com.

01:55:45.000 They have AR-15 and accessories for sale and the best advice there is on the web.

01:55:50.000 Oh no, there's another one.

01:55:51.000 Kaboom! 0.99

01:55:52.000 You got him.

01:55:53.000 Yeah.

01:55:53.000 With your what?

01:55:54.000 AR-15.

01:55:55.000 From where?

01:55:56.000 AR-15.com.

01:55:57.000 That's the best place to go, and that's the takeaway, because this commercial's about to stop!

01:56:00.000 For breaking news on Louder with Crowder, I'm Perry Martha.

01:56:18.000 We now return you live to Ben Carson's speech taking place underway at the RNC. I think this time we understand red or blue.

01:56:36.000 We are all Americans.

01:56:38.000 And both versions are fine Pokemon games.

01:56:42.000 I first bought the red, but then moved on to blue and found that I too find that to be an enjoyable experience.

01:56:51.000 I don't know about the Pokemon Go business.

01:56:55.000 I'm more old school.

01:56:58.000 I also had Glad to be back.

01:57:19.000 We have...

01:57:20.000 We don't have too much time with this segment, but this is...

01:57:21.000 We were just talking about brilliant writers over there at the show, brilliant contributors, and this is a man...

01:57:25.000 You've heard his intro song before.

01:57:27.000 Like I always say, he's one of the best pitchmen.

01:57:29.000 Pitchmen.

01:57:30.000 Pitchmans.

01:57:30.000 Gosh.

01:57:31.000 Pitchmen in the business.

01:57:32.000 When you hear this...

01:57:34.000 What could that be?

01:57:38.000 Could it be a pirate?

01:57:39.000 It could be a pirate. 0.86

01:57:41.000 Or just someone who's horrendously handicapped. 1.00

01:57:42.000 Or maybe, like...

01:57:43.000 And you assumed it was a peglight.

01:57:44.000 A viking.

01:57:45.000 A viking.

01:57:45.000 No.

01:57:46.000 That would be very Viking-ish.

01:57:47.000 No.

01:57:48.000 We'd hear more spines being ripped.

01:57:50.000 That is our resident Mick.

01:57:53.000 Mick Brody, Brodigan, who writes at sometimes, ladderwithcudder.com.

01:57:57.000 Brodigan, thank you for being with us, sir.

01:57:59.000 How are you, sir?

01:58:00.000 I am doing well.

01:58:01.000 Oh, look at the beard.

01:58:01.000 It's growing even longer.

01:58:02.000 I know.

01:58:03.000 I actually just brushed it.

01:58:04.000 I have my special beard brush.

01:58:06.000 Oh, is that like a horse brush?

01:58:07.000 Yes.

01:58:08.000 That's what it looks like.

01:58:09.000 It looks like I knew someone who used to brush horses.

01:58:11.000 Is that actually a horse brush?

01:58:12.000 I think it's called a horse bristle brush.

01:58:17.000 Okay, a horse bristle brush.

01:58:19.000 So okay, it's probably inspired by, but probably not the same as a horse brush.

01:58:25.000 Hopefully they don't make Brodigan into glue.

01:58:26.000 Are you aware of what we're doing here this evening, Brodigan?

01:58:29.000 You're going to show me things and I'm going to decide if it's a hobo or a hipster.

01:58:33.000 Right, exactly.

01:58:34.000 So we're playing hipster or hobo.

01:58:35.000 So you've seen us probably play Spot the Tranny, newest gender pronoun. 0.99

01:58:39.000 It's very similar.

01:58:40.000 It's so people on Twitter can play along.

01:58:42.000 And yeah, we are going to, well, let's hit it.

01:58:48.000 Hipster or hobo, I wish I knew. 0.99

01:58:53.000 Hipster hobo Both look like crackheads Both are obnoxious assholes Both will destroy the value of your property You know, I've been doing conservative podcasting for about 85 years now and that's the first Simon and Garfunkel parody I've ever heard. 0.99

01:59:14.000 Really? 0.99

01:59:14.000 Well, no, we have them on reserve. 0.99

01:59:16.000 They're good friends of the show.

01:59:17.000 Okay.

01:59:19.000 I met Art Garfunkel when I was doing Arthur as a kid, and that was back when you couldn't talk about Paul Simon.

01:59:24.000 It's a handy connection.

01:59:25.000 I had no idea who he was, and Yo-Yo Ma was in there one time.

01:59:28.000 I'm like, who's the Asian with the big guitar? 1.00

01:59:31.000 I'm like, that's Yo-Yo Ma. 0.99

01:59:32.000 He's silly. 1.00

01:59:33.000 He's a dumb little kid, offended everybody at PBS. Okay, so the rules are, we're going to show you, and then we're going to have to determine if you think it's a hipster or hobo. 1.00

01:59:41.000 It's relatively simple.

01:59:42.000 And on Twitter, tweet us, at Askrowder or at Brodigan, and play along.

01:59:46.000 Jared?

01:59:47.000 Yep, number one.

01:59:47.000 Number one.

01:59:48.000 Five seconds.

01:59:51.000 Okay.

01:59:51.000 Is that a hipster or a hobo?

01:59:53.000 I don't see anything.

01:59:55.000 You don't see it?

01:59:56.000 Oh, you know what?

01:59:57.000 You're not going to see anything until I change this setting for you.

02:00:00.000 Okay, not KGA. Come on.

02:00:01.000 He has to be able to see.

02:00:02.000 People on Twitter saw that.

02:00:03.000 And honestly, that's a hard one to start with.

02:00:05.000 Is he seeing it now?

02:00:06.000 He will see it now.

02:00:07.000 I'm seeing me.

02:00:08.000 Yeah, you're seeing you. 0.99

02:00:09.000 It's because Not Gay Jared is going to be a hobo soon. 1.00

02:00:12.000 He's going to be living in a box on the street. 0.97

02:00:16.000 Boom.

02:00:16.000 There we go.

02:00:17.000 Is that a hipster or a hobo? 0.96

02:00:20.000 Oh, God.

02:00:21.000 I'm going to go hipster.

02:00:22.000 You're going to go hipster?

02:00:23.000 I'm going to agree.

02:00:25.000 I'm going to say hipster.

02:00:30.000 What could it be?

02:00:31.000 That one is a hipster, you see.

02:00:34.000 You should have known by his fair trade tee.

02:00:40.000 Okay, we got that one right.

02:00:42.000 So we're both one and one.

02:00:46.000 It gets worse for me.

02:00:47.000 It just goes downhill fast.

02:00:48.000 Okay, give us hipster or hobo.

02:00:50.000 Hold on, let me check with Twitter.

02:00:51.000 Let me check with Twitter what people thought.

02:00:52.000 Hipster.

02:00:53.000 Everyone thought it was hipster.

02:00:54.000 All right, Twitter, you're doing well.

02:00:56.000 So everyone seems to be...

02:00:57.000 So get in the game.

02:00:58.000 One more easy one so we can...

02:00:59.000 Okay, one more easy one. 0.89

02:01:00.000 Hipster or hobo? 0.94

02:01:00.000 Tweet me. 0.94

02:01:01.000 Boom.

02:01:02.000 Oh, come on now. 0.98

02:01:03.000 Ooh, um...

02:01:05.000 Hmm.

02:01:06.000 That looks like Christopher Lloyd.

02:01:06.000 I've seen a lot of those in Brooklyn, but I'm going to say hobo.

02:01:10.000 Uh...

02:01:11.000 Well, just because of age, I'm gonna say hobo.

02:01:13.000 Hobo?

02:01:14.000 What was that?

02:01:15.000 Every time.

02:01:17.000 Alright. 0.96

02:01:18.000 That one is a hobo indeed. 0.99

02:01:20.000 Just third grade math, no GED. Okay. 0.83

02:01:28.000 That was Christopher Lloyd.

02:01:29.000 That was Christopher Lloyd as a hobo?

02:01:30.000 Yeah, Dennis the Menace, classic.

02:01:32.000 All right, I've got to tweet someone correct on Twitter.

02:01:35.000 Show Brodigan the next image here while I'm tweeting something.

02:01:37.000 All right, number three there for you.

02:01:39.000 What do you say, Brodigan?

02:01:40.000 Oh, that's hard.

02:01:41.000 Oh, wow.

02:01:44.000 He's Asian, so I'm going to say hipster. 0.75

02:01:45.000 Okay, well, hold on. 0.89

02:01:50.000 And it's true, because Asians are either completely old, out of touch, or they're, like, ultra-hip with the crazy, ultra-modern, you know, Burger King Kids Club video game haircut. 1.00

02:01:58.000 Here's the deal. 0.92

02:01:59.000 The reason why is because, honestly, it's becoming harder to tell with hipsters or hobos. 1.00

02:02:03.000 I knew a hipster, I swear to you, who actually deliberately receded his hairline.

02:02:07.000 Mm-hmm.

02:02:08.000 Okay.

02:02:08.000 You say hipster.

02:02:09.000 I'm going to...

02:02:10.000 I need to be contrarian.

02:02:11.000 Hobo.

02:02:11.000 Okay.

02:02:15.000 That one is a hobo indeed. 0.99

02:02:17.000 He likes methadone and Asian feet. 0.96

02:02:24.000 Okay, well, all right.

02:02:27.000 Rodigan walked right into that one.

02:02:28.000 Let me check the Twitter.

02:02:29.000 Right into it.

02:02:30.000 You know what?

02:02:31.000 That one fooled some people.

02:02:32.000 Really?

02:02:32.000 But some people said the same thing.

02:02:33.000 Age.

02:02:34.000 Yeah, I agree with you, Rodigan.

02:02:36.000 Okay, Jared, how many more do we have of these?

02:02:37.000 We got a couple.

02:02:38.000 Here we go.

02:02:38.000 All right, let's go.

02:02:39.000 Let's go to this one.

02:02:40.000 Okay, that one?

02:02:41.000 Quickly now.

02:02:41.000 All right, I'm going to say hipster, obviously.

02:02:43.000 Hipster.

02:02:45.000 Yeah, it's gotta be hipster.

02:02:46.000 Alright.

02:02:49.000 That one is a hipster indeed.

02:02:52.000 He's unemployed and he votes Bernie.

02:02:56.000 Hipster.

02:02:58.000 Gotta let it play out, Brodigan.

02:03:00.000 We have 60 new notifications.

02:03:02.000 People just playing hipster or hobo.

02:03:05.000 Everything else tonight, it's hipster or hobo is what people want to play.

02:03:10.000 Chewbacca's lover, hipster, for sure. 1.00

02:03:11.000 Black Lives Matters, gay rights, Islamophobia, it doesn't matter. 0.97

02:03:15.000 We want hipster or hobo. 0.99

02:03:16.000 We want hipster or hobo. 0.90

02:03:17.000 Well, you're lucky, Brodigan.

02:03:17.000 Okay, let's get another one.

02:03:18.000 Here we go.

02:03:19.000 Here we go now.

02:03:19.000 Okay, Brodigan, you go first.

02:03:22.000 That's gotta be a hipster.

02:03:23.000 He's got too many expensive clothes on.

02:03:24.000 Exactly. 0.94

02:03:24.000 That man paid a lot to look like that hobo. 0.94

02:03:26.000 That's not part of the song, too.

02:03:40.000 That wasn't nice.

02:03:42.000 That's not usually.

02:03:43.000 They're really going...

02:03:44.000 They're taking a weird turn, Simon and Garfunkel.

02:03:46.000 They are.

02:03:47.000 It's just, you know, they're trying to keep up.

02:03:48.000 It is hard that that person is...

02:03:50.000 I mean, Brodigan, you live in Brooklyn.

02:03:52.000 They're clearly trying to dress homeless now.

02:03:54.000 I mean, that's the new style.

02:03:57.000 It's like Zoolander, but in real life. 0.99

02:03:58.000 Trash. 0.99

02:03:59.000 Yes. 0.99

02:04:00.000 I can't believe it's gone this far.

02:04:01.000 Okay, 20 new notifications on that one.

02:04:03.000 Everyone got that one.

02:04:04.000 Give us a hard one.

02:04:04.000 All right, here we go.

02:04:06.000 Okay.

02:04:07.000 Okay, wow.

02:04:08.000 Okay.

02:04:09.000 That's a tough one for people listening terrestrially.

02:04:11.000 This one is legitimately a tough one.

02:04:12.000 It could go either way.

02:04:13.000 I'm going to say Trick Question, and that's actually Mickey Rourke.

02:04:17.000 That's actually, yeah.

02:04:19.000 I'm going to say Hobo.

02:04:22.000 I'll say Hobo. 0.75

02:04:26.000 That one is a hobo indeed. 0.99

02:04:28.000 He sold his son for a bag of weed. 0.98

02:04:34.000 That got dark.

02:04:35.000 That got remarkably dark.

02:04:37.000 How much time do we have left in the segment?

02:04:39.000 We've got time.

02:04:40.000 We've got six minutes left.

02:04:42.000 So we have two more examples?

02:04:43.000 Okay, so hold on a second.

02:04:44.000 Let me check with Twitter.

02:04:46.000 Everyone is winning.

02:04:48.000 That was PC's beard.

02:04:50.000 Okay, so people are winning.

02:04:51.000 What's the score now, Jared?

02:04:52.000 Is Brodigan winning?

02:04:53.000 I think he's winning by one.

02:04:55.000 He's ahead by one.

02:04:57.000 Brodigan, you know what?

02:04:58.000 I hate to say this, but with your beard, we could just put you in an outfit and you could be a part of this.

02:05:04.000 Let's do it.

02:05:05.000 All right.

02:05:06.000 I didn't know that pause, if he was offended or if he was offended.

02:05:09.000 What outfits do I have?

02:05:10.000 Oh, yes, we can do that.

02:05:13.000 Yes, I ride for a ladder with Crowder and get easily offended. 0.99

02:05:15.000 Yeah, this is true.

02:05:17.000 Well, of course, you know, Roger Ailes ain't got nothing on me with what I do with that beard.

02:05:21.000 All right, here we go.

02:05:21.000 All right, let's see this one.

02:05:23.000 It's not sexual harassment when you enjoy it.

02:05:25.000 Okay, this one.

02:05:26.000 That's tough.

02:05:26.000 That looks like a terrorist.

02:05:27.000 That is tough. 1.00

02:05:30.000 I'm gonna go hobo. 0.62

02:05:31.000 I am going to say hobo with that one as well.

02:05:34.000 That definitely looks like a hobo, but it's hard to tell. 0.85

02:05:40.000 Yes, that one's a hobo, you see. 0.99

02:05:43.000 He lives in a box, he smells like pee. 0.99

02:05:49.000 Is there still any questions? 0.97

02:05:56.000 Those listening are missing out.

02:05:58.000 The dude was...

02:06:00.000 Urinating on the street.

02:06:06.000 I mean, this right here is a fine detail that you'll never get on, like, The Blaze or The Tony Katz Show or, like, Fox News.

02:06:13.000 The fact that we actually have, like, new songs for each one.

02:06:16.000 It takes a lot of work.

02:06:18.000 It takes a lot of work to create such an awful train wreck.

02:06:21.000 Hold on.

02:06:22.000 Let me check Twitter.

02:06:23.000 People are playing along.

02:06:24.000 Number six, Hobo.

02:06:25.000 Hobo Jimi Hendrix lookalike.

02:06:26.000 Hobo, Hobo, Hobo, Hobo. 0.56

02:06:28.000 Gotta be.

02:06:30.000 Hipster? 0.98

02:06:30.000 Hobo terrorist. 0.98

02:06:31.000 Which one?

02:06:32.000 So, a couple people got that one wrong.

02:06:34.000 Alright, let's get another one.

02:06:36.000 Is this the last one?

02:06:36.000 Let me get a couple more.

02:06:37.000 Okay, two more.

02:06:38.000 Alright.

02:06:39.000 What do you say there?

02:06:40.000 Oh, the Papsule ribbon.

02:06:41.000 Yeah, the Papsule ribbon makes him a hipster.

02:06:43.000 Come on. 0.97

02:06:44.000 That's the crappy one.

02:06:46.000 Alright, I have to do this regardless. 0.92

02:06:49.000 That one is a hipster, you see. 0.96

02:06:51.000 He drinks crappy beer out of irony. 0.98

02:06:56.000 Yep. 0.91

02:06:57.000 Good call.

02:06:58.000 That one's easy with Papaloo Ribbon.

02:07:00.000 You're in Brooklyn.

02:07:01.000 When I used to live in New York, they would almost advertise at the crappy bars for hipsters how cheap their PBR was.

02:07:06.000 Is that still the case?

02:07:08.000 On and off.

02:07:09.000 Everything's gotten a lot more expensive.

02:07:11.000 Yeah, it used to be like, we have $2 PBR. And then the place next to it would be like, screw them, we have $1.50 PBR. And then one place that wasn't quite internet would say, we have Schlitz!

02:07:20.000 I think now it's more of a, we have gourmet PBR. Yes.

02:07:25.000 Where they part into a beer class and they put like cookies and like whipped cream and, you know, garnishments all over it.

02:07:31.000 You know, probably, I've never had a PBR. You're not missing anything.

02:07:35.000 You're not missing anything at all.

02:07:36.000 You count yourself among the blisters.

02:07:37.000 Two more, because I think this one's going to get you.

02:07:39.000 Okay, two more.

02:07:40.000 Two more. 0.95

02:07:40.000 Hipster hobo. 0.95

02:07:41.000 Here we go. 0.75

02:07:43.000 What are you saying?

02:07:43.000 Oh, I think that's, if you said that, that's misleading because of the tent, so we assume hobo.

02:07:49.000 I'm good to reverse psychology now.

02:07:51.000 What do you think, Brodigan?

02:07:54.000 I'm going to say not only hipster, hipster camping out for lumineer tickets.

02:07:58.000 Yes, I think it's a hipster as well because it seems too obvious.

02:08:03.000 That one is a hipster, you see. 0.99

02:08:05.000 He's also gay. 0.99

02:08:06.000 He has HIV. Come on. 1.00

02:08:12.000 That's just unnecessary.

02:08:14.000 Well, you know, it's not unnecessary.

02:08:16.000 These songs are accurate.

02:08:17.000 We got clearance from the people in the images.

02:08:21.000 We got clearance from everyone except for Paul Simon.

02:08:23.000 Yes, yes, exactly.

02:08:24.000 All right, last one.

02:08:25.000 Okay, last one.

02:08:26.000 Hold on a second, let me check.

02:08:27.000 People playing along here on the Twitter.

02:08:28.000 It's really hard.

02:08:29.000 Steven Crowder, if you got a beer and betrayed someone.

02:08:31.000 Okay.

02:08:32.000 All right, that one was too easy.

02:08:33.000 Okay, we've got one more.

02:08:34.000 Someone says they still prefer Spot the Tranny.

02:08:36.000 Well, sorry, Steve.

02:08:38.000 Sorry for trying to create something new.

02:08:40.000 You people don't deserve this.

02:08:41.000 I'm grateful.

02:08:42.000 We're never going daily.

02:08:42.000 Never.

02:08:43.000 Never going daily.

02:08:43.000 Don't ever ask.

02:08:44.000 This one here.

02:08:45.000 Go watch The Young Turks.

02:08:46.000 Yes.

02:08:47.000 There we go.

02:08:48.000 Last one.

02:08:49.000 What do you guys say?

02:08:50.000 Oh, okay.

02:08:50.000 This is a trick one.

02:08:51.000 I know this.

02:08:52.000 Brodigan?

02:08:57.000 Um...

02:08:57.000 What's your heart say, Brodigan?

02:08:59.000 Do you need to see it one more time, Brodigan?

02:09:02.000 Let him see it one more time.

02:09:03.000 Not good, Jared.

02:09:05.000 That could go either way.

02:09:07.000 It really could.

02:09:10.000 He looks too metalhead to be a hobo, so I'm going to say hipster.

02:09:14.000 Okay.

02:09:15.000 I have to stay away from this one, so let's just leave that one abroad again.

02:09:22.000 That one is a tranny, you see, but that game's not until next week. 1.00

02:09:27.000 Ah, so it's neutral.

02:09:29.000 That's a wash.

02:09:30.000 I know, that was Gavin McGinnis!

02:09:31.000 That was Gavin McGinnis!

02:09:33.000 That was Gavin McGinnis!

02:09:34.000 That'll take, that'll take.

02:09:35.000 Yep.

02:09:36.000 That's him.

02:09:36.000 See that now, Brodigan?

02:09:37.000 Okay.

02:09:38.000 That's Gavin.

02:09:40.000 Back in the day, tearing it up in Montreal.

02:09:42.000 Okay.

02:09:43.000 Gavin rocks a napalm death.

02:09:44.000 Nice.

02:09:45.000 Yes, yes, Gavin.

02:09:46.000 Well, Gavin was a punk rocker, so there you go.

02:09:48.000 The point is, Brodigan lives in Brooklyn.

02:09:49.000 It's getting increasingly hard, and everyone hates the hipsters.

02:09:52.000 But, okay, Brodigan, where's the best place for people to find you?

02:09:55.000 We have to let you go.

02:09:57.000 Louderwithcrowder.com.

02:09:58.000 Louderwithcrowder.com.

02:09:59.000 Or at Brodigan.

02:10:00.000 What a self-serving plug that was.

02:10:02.000 I don't know.

02:10:02.000 At one point, he was like, don't let anyone know because I'm scared of the stuff you say.

02:10:09.000 Who isn't?

02:10:10.000 We're all scared to death.

02:10:12.000 Hang up on Brodigan.

02:10:13.000 He has to go work for me.

02:10:15.000 Get him back to his job.

02:10:16.000 Thank you, Brodigan, for coming in.

02:10:18.000 Thank you very much.

02:10:19.000 Exactly.

02:10:19.000 Get in the Vietnamese hammock that's in the back of the closet.

02:10:24.000 Holy smokes.

02:10:25.000 That was a fun game.

02:10:26.000 It was a fun game.

02:10:27.000 Hipster or hobo.

02:10:27.000 I really like the hipster or hobo.

02:10:29.000 We don't have time for the outro.

02:10:30.000 Nope.

02:10:30.000 Gosh, it's coming in.

02:10:31.000 Oh, that's a Sonic the Hedgehog theme.

02:10:33.000 It is a Sonic the Hedgehog theme.

02:10:33.000 Sorry, I know everyone's going, well, listen, we're running opposite the Republican National Convention, and that's so not fun.

02:10:40.000 We try to have a little more fun.

02:10:41.000 It's the opposite of fun.

02:10:42.000 With the hipster or hobo. 0.99

02:10:43.000 I don't think I've ever felt like less of a Republican than currently this second.

02:10:48.000 It's just not fun.

02:10:49.000 No.

02:10:50.000 We're going to wrap up this show.

02:10:50.000 Be back after this.

02:10:52.000 I'm stuck in my car and I'm blocked in.

02:11:07.000 I'm in an alleyway.

02:11:08.000 In the back alleyway of Grasmere Parkway, and there's a man trying to break into my car, and he has alluded toward sexual assault.

02:11:15.000 Okay, first step, you're in your car.

02:11:17.000 You put a barrier between yourself and the assailant.

02:11:19.000 That's very clever.

02:11:20.000 Are your doors locked?

02:11:21.000 Yes, they are locked.

02:11:22.000 Okay, that's a good step.

02:11:24.000 Now, you do not have a firearm on your person at this time, do you?

02:11:28.000 And if you do, is it a smart firearm?

02:11:30.000 No, I don't carry a firearm. 0.84

02:11:31.000 I'm just a rape whistle. 0.88

02:11:32.000 Okay. 0.57

02:11:35.000 You're much more likely to have your own firearm used against you.

02:11:38.000 Okay, I know, I know!

02:11:38.000 Just help me!

02:11:40.000 Alright.

02:11:40.000 Are you familiar with how to use a rape whistle?

02:11:43.000 Just like any other whistle?

02:11:45.000 Well, you will purse your lips on the whistle.

02:11:48.000 Just like that, correct?

02:11:49.000 Okay, and what does that do?

02:11:51.000 Not a whole lot.

02:11:52.000 It's been found to be more comforting for the user.

02:11:54.000 Wait, hold on a second.

02:11:55.000 There are more people running to the car.

02:11:57.000 Oh, that's unfortunate.

02:12:00.000 What do you mean?

02:12:01.000 Yeah, recent alarming studies have indicated that rape whistles can sometimes have the adverse effect in alerting more rapists to your location.

02:12:10.000 What?

02:12:11.000 I know, but there's nothing definitive on those studies, so we don't know if that's why they've showed up yet.

02:12:17.000 None of this helps me now.

02:12:18.000 I have a taser.

02:12:20.000 Okay, taser, that's a good second line of defense.

02:12:22.000 Can you get a clear point of contact?

02:12:26.000 No, only if I open the window.

02:12:29.000 Well, desperate times call for desperate measures.

02:12:31.000 What I want you to do is charge that taser and roll down that window just enough to make contact. 0.91

02:12:38.000 Hopefully that will be enough to scare you off until the authorities come to your location.

02:12:43.000 Okay, hold on.

02:12:45.000 Oh my gosh, no, it just seems to have made him more mad.

02:12:49.000 He's not doing anything.

02:12:50.000 He seems of anything to be getting stronger.

02:12:52.000 Oh dear, that means he's on PCB. Wait!

02:12:59.000 Yes!

02:13:00.000 Yes!

02:13:01.000 What's happening?

02:13:02.000 I just found...

02:13:03.000 My boyfriend keeps a smart gun in the glove compartment and I found it!

02:13:07.000 Thank God!

02:13:07.000 Well, that's good to hear.

02:13:08.000 So, next question is...

02:13:10.000 Are your palms sweaty at all?

02:13:13.000 Why?

02:13:14.000 I'm on PCP! We're

02:13:56.000 back.

02:13:57.000 Last segment of the show.

02:13:59.000 That was like 20,000-something leagues under the sea over there.

02:14:02.000 No, it wasn't.

02:14:03.000 It was nothing like that.

02:14:03.000 That was a terrible book I didn't read.

02:14:06.000 You know what I realized?

02:14:06.000 I never read any of those books in college or high school.

02:14:12.000 We didn't read Tom Sawyer.

02:14:13.000 We didn't read any Twain.

02:14:14.000 We didn't read any of the classics.

02:14:17.000 I read, like, Tears of a Tiger was one.

02:14:19.000 It was a social justice book.

02:14:20.000 In college, even in English class, I'd have you read Chomsky.

02:14:24.000 Well, yeah, you're reading Shakespeare. 0.99

02:14:25.000 What kind of depressing crap that is. 0.98

02:14:26.000 Oh, well, they had us, and I remember they tried to be hip. 0.99

02:14:28.000 They had us watch that movie.

02:14:29.000 Oh, it was like a hip urban version.

02:14:31.000 It was just really bad.

02:14:34.000 And not a big fan of the Shakespeare.

02:14:37.000 But I read Othello.

02:14:39.000 I've read Macbeth.

02:14:41.000 I think everyone has to read Romeo and Juliet.

02:14:43.000 So I've given it three shots, and I said no.

02:14:45.000 I preferred the wishbone rendition.

02:14:46.000 The worst thing I ever had to read was the Iliad. 1.00

02:14:49.000 I freaking hated that crap. 0.99

02:14:51.000 I don't even know that book. 1.00

02:14:53.000 I did read Catch in the Rock.

02:14:54.000 You know, actually, this is a true story.

02:14:56.000 Remember, I loved this teacher.

02:14:58.000 As far left as can be, his name was Mr.

02:14:59.000 Mitchell in my senior year in high school.

02:15:01.000 And it was very clear as to what your grade would be.

02:15:03.000 You had to write every day.

02:15:04.000 Every single day you had a journal, you just had to write every single day.

02:15:06.000 That was 10% of your grade.

02:15:08.000 You got a point taken off every day you didn't write.

02:15:09.000 That was it.

02:15:10.000 He just wanted kids to write.

02:15:11.000 We would read a book every semester, and you would have a written test in the book.

02:15:16.000 You would have to write some form of a book report and...

02:15:19.000 Well, sorry, every term, not semester.

02:15:21.000 Four terms.

02:15:22.000 And then once a term, you either had an oral presentation that was a persuasive essay or you had some additional, like a literary essay.

02:15:28.000 So it was very clear.

02:15:29.000 You had about four pieces of work.

02:15:30.000 You knew exactly what you were graded on and how they were weighed.

02:15:33.000 And kids did really well.

02:15:34.000 People really liked him.

02:15:35.000 He was a new teacher.

02:15:36.000 He was enthusiastic.

02:15:36.000 He took extra time.

02:15:38.000 And the administration threatened to fire him because they said his grades were too high on average.

02:15:44.000 As far as I'm concerned, as a teacher, your goal should be that every student gets 100% at the end of the year.

02:15:50.000 That should be the goal.

02:15:52.000 That seems logical.

02:15:53.000 At the end of the year, every student should be batting 100%.

02:15:57.000 And instead, they came down on him saying, you're bringing up the average too much.

02:16:00.000 I don't know why that was a problem.

02:16:01.000 So he just said, listen, so all of you, you're probably going to get about a three-point cutoff from your last grade if you keep it consistent.

02:16:07.000 He's like, I'm sorry, but I have to do this.

02:16:09.000 His name was Paul Mitchell, and he was a great teacher.

02:16:12.000 He was the only teacher who ever called my parents to say, you know what?

02:16:15.000 You've got a kid who...

02:16:17.000 He's different, but I really think he's a good kid, and the kid can write, and he really cares, and he puts in the extra effort, whereas everyone else always would call to complain.

02:16:26.000 My tech teacher, my moral and ethics teacher, my math teacher, they always called to complain.

02:16:33.000 And he was the only one who went out of his way to say, you know, I bet you probably get some calls.

02:16:37.000 He seems, like, frustrated, but he is really probably one of my best students.

02:16:42.000 Hmm.

02:16:42.000 That was really nice.

02:16:43.000 I just remember that.

02:16:44.000 You know, it touched my life.

02:16:45.000 A good teacher like that.

02:16:47.000 And we talked about that last week.

02:16:49.000 Those little daily interactions.

02:16:50.000 Let me say one thing.

02:16:51.000 Like I said, the tightest debate is not my proudest moment here on the show.

02:16:55.000 He came on.

02:16:56.000 It was heated when he came on.

02:16:57.000 He was on a hair trigger.

02:16:58.000 Got personal.

02:17:00.000 Was getting sidetracked.

02:17:01.000 Let me say this.

02:17:02.000 I have...

02:17:03.000 And same with Zach Ford.

02:17:04.000 Zach Ford we had on the show.

02:17:05.000 We retweeted him.

02:17:06.000 He this week got into some hot water.

02:17:07.000 He tweeted something out that could be interpreted as though...

02:17:10.000 He supported the killings of cops.

02:17:12.000 I think he misspoke, and he apologized, and we retweeted it, and he actually felt comfortable to send it to us like, hey, here's what I really meant to say.

02:17:22.000 They've both been on the program.

02:17:24.000 Harrison Greenbaum, Lear Keith, they've been heated debates.

02:17:27.000 I have zero ill will or hatred in my heart for any of them.

02:17:30.000 At all.

02:17:31.000 And I really hope that none of you do, watching or listening to this show.

02:17:36.000 Like I said, should Milo ever be banned?

02:17:37.000 No, of course not.

02:17:39.000 But Milo even said in his recent interview, he said some of the things sent to Leslie Jones were really awful.

02:17:43.000 That's what Milo said.

02:17:44.000 I really hope that you don't do those things, if you're listening here.

02:17:47.000 I haven't seen it a ton.

02:17:49.000 I know people can get overzealous and fans can at least be aggressive in trying to set up debates online and they can be disturbers.

02:17:54.000 I get it. 0.89

02:17:55.000 But I really do hope that you don't send a black person a picture of them next to a gorilla or send a swastika to a Jewish person.

02:18:02.000 And I really hope that you understand that neither not gay Jared or I, no matter how loud we get or argue with someone, that we don't hate these people. 0.90

02:18:12.000 Where do poop swastikas fall on that? 0.99

02:18:13.000 Poop swastikas? 0.95

02:18:15.000 Are those fair game?

02:18:16.000 Okay.

02:18:17.000 Yeah.

02:18:17.000 Asking for a friend.

02:18:18.000 It's pretty funny.

02:18:19.000 You can file them right next to unicorns because there's no proof of their existence.

02:18:25.000 Or you can file them right next to a non-pedophile Mohammed because that doesn't happen. 0.62

02:18:30.000 They're just not there.

02:18:31.000 See what I did there?

02:18:32.000 A little bit of a stretch, but it's late in the evening.

02:18:34.000 We had some tech issues.

02:18:36.000 So that is something, listen, you don't have to.

02:18:38.000 You don't have to hate somebody.

02:18:39.000 You don't have to be angry.

02:18:41.000 You can be passionate and you can be mad.

02:18:43.000 Here's the thing, too.

02:18:44.000 Anger is not immoral.

02:18:45.000 You can yell.

02:18:47.000 You can get into a debate.

02:18:48.000 You can even insult in retort if someone insults you.

02:18:51.000 All of those things can occur and you don't have to hate somebody.

02:18:54.000 And I meant what I said with Christopher Titus in the Webex Senate edition.

02:18:58.000 I know they're going to come for him.

02:19:00.000 He's making a movie now about special needs police officers.

02:19:02.000 Oh, gosh.

02:19:03.000 I know the social justice left is going to come after him, and when they do, he's welcome to come on here and make his case.

02:19:10.000 I do not like what Christopher Titus has to say.

02:19:13.000 I do not like what Zach Ford has to say.

02:19:16.000 We have vehement disagreements.

02:19:18.000 I will always defend the right to say it.

02:19:20.000 If Zach Ford were banned tomorrow from Twitter, I would say the exact same thing that I'm saying about Milo.

02:19:27.000 And, I mean, hopefully more people see it that way.

02:19:30.000 I'm not unbiased.

02:19:31.000 That's another thing, too.

02:19:31.000 People go, oh, I'm not trying to play it down the middle.

02:19:33.000 I'm not unbiased.

02:19:34.000 I have a point of view.

02:19:36.000 Please, fact check this program.

02:19:38.000 Oh, speaking of fact check, I need to correct something from last week.

02:19:42.000 So, everyone knows I'm French-Canadian.

02:19:44.000 Of course, I was born in Detroit, raised in Montreal.

02:19:46.000 So I learned to read and write French, actually, before English.

02:19:49.000 I spoke them both simultaneously, but I didn't read English until later.

02:19:52.000 And, uh...

02:19:54.000 Nice, France.

02:19:55.000 People are saying nice.

02:19:56.000 They're going, you said it wrong.

02:19:57.000 It's nice.

02:19:58.000 No, it's not.

02:19:59.000 That's not a word in French.

02:20:01.000 So the reason I was saying nice is the same reason where, like, there's a famous beer I really like called finjimonde.

02:20:06.000 But I don't go to a bar and say finjimonde.

02:20:08.000 I say finjimonde because I know people won't understand me.

02:20:10.000 I'm trying to say it the right, wrong way for people.

02:20:14.000 Lingerie is not a word in French.

02:20:15.000 It's lingerie.

02:20:16.000 So however you want to say it.

02:20:17.000 Nice, that's not a word in French.

02:20:18.000 But we issued that correction.

02:20:20.000 I'm sure I mispronounced it.

02:20:21.000 It would be nice in French.

02:20:23.000 Or nice.

02:20:24.000 It wouldn't be nice.

02:20:25.000 So anyway, hopefully you people, you have a good week.

02:20:28.000 It's been a rough week for a lot of people listening.

02:20:30.000 The RNC has been going on.

02:20:32.000 I understand a lot of people saying, hey man, I've never felt more disconnected from the Republican Party or the conservative movement.

02:20:40.000 Listen, you're not alone, but that doesn't mean that you throw the baby out with the bathwater.

02:20:43.000 It doesn't mean that there's no hope.

02:20:44.000 It doesn't mean all people, here's something too, all people can be redeemed.

02:20:48.000 We have seen people make changes drastically in their 60s, 70s.

02:20:52.000 All people can be redeemed, and it's easier to do so.

02:20:55.000 If you don't, hey, a lot of the crowd are, stay tuned.

Louder with Crowder - July 22, 2016

#83 OMG MILO BANNED AND RNC! Christopher Titus and Dana Loesch | Louder With Crowder

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