Roger Ailes is out as Fox News head right off the bat. Megyn Kelly has been accused of sexual harassment by her former male co-host, Bill O'Reilly, and former Fox anchor Greta Thunberg.
00:01:48.000We, of course, also are announcing our finalists for the Golden Ticket Hiring Spree for video producers and announcing some new positions that are available.
00:01:56.000How many people did we have apply last week?
00:02:32.000And for those of you listening terrestrially, there's a web extended version because it got heated.
00:02:36.000I figured it would go long, and I didn't want Christopher to feel like we cut him down.
00:02:41.000A lot of people don't like the radio format since this is syndicated, so sometimes we'll pre-tape people with scheduling issues and also to promise them an open floor so it's not limited to a couple segments.
00:02:50.000That's at louderwithquatter.com tomorrow.
00:02:52.000Roger Ailes is out as Fox News head right off the bat.
00:03:35.000Megyn Kelly came out and said that 10 years ago, or it's been now, it's been discovered, or she alleged that 10 years ago he sexually harassed her.
00:03:45.000Fox News is not the powerhouse that it once was, because at one point this wouldn't have mattered, right?
00:03:50.000They would have probed if there was no sexual harassment, or even if it was light.
00:03:53.000They were making money hand over fist.
00:03:55.000They would never have gotten rid of Roger Ailes.
00:03:57.000I also don't know how Fox News works without Roger Ailes, even though cable news is kind of going the way of the dinosaur.
00:04:05.000So, that being said, Megyn Kelly, if this is true, and on Inside Baseball on that, there are Okay, let's just talk about the facts.
00:04:15.000If it's true that she said he sexually harassed her ten years ago, you can find quotes from her within the last ten years saying, he is great, he's always had my back.
00:04:42.000If someone is sexually, kind of like we've talked about this rape culture, Lena Dunham will charge the person with rape.
00:04:47.000If someone is legitimately sexually harassing you in the office, you have to bring it forward, because now there are several women who say that he's done that.
00:04:53.000If you kept quiet so you could get your spot in primetime, that's a problem.
00:05:57.000If you're in Ted Cruz's position, would you endorse somebody who made fun of your wife's looks and implicated your father in the assassination of JFK to be your boss?
00:06:08.000Would you write him the letter of recommendation to effectively be your boss?
00:06:24.000So I understand both sides of that argument.
00:06:28.000That being said, Donald Trump was going to go back on the pledge when he said, if they don't treat me fairly.
00:06:34.000Listen, this isn't a legally binding, you get sued by the ACLU pledge.
00:06:39.000I'm also guessing that there's some kind of moral turpitude clause if it is a legally binding contract, in which case making fun of someone's wife's face would probably be a violation of that.
00:06:47.000So people can play lawyer on Twitter, but that's just the reality, okay?
00:07:48.000True or false, that's a knock against him.
00:07:50.000So here he was provided effectively with two options.
00:07:53.000Stay home, do the Marco Rubio, or even John Kasich, who kind of has a legitimate excuse being a governor of where these events are taking place.
00:08:09.000Option number two, again, the criticism against you as you're a self-serving, spotlight-hogging politician is, and I'm assuming his advisor said to do this, go to the RNC, take the spotlight, generate a controversy, and not endorse the Republican candidate.
00:08:24.000And then double down on that the next day.
00:08:27.000Whether he should endorse Donald Trump or not, that's a really bad move.
00:08:33.000And I don't see a net positive outcome from that for Ted Cruz.
00:08:40.000What could he possibly gain from this?
00:08:43.000He's already the furthest, whether you like him or not, the most consistently conservative, furthest to the right senator probably of the last several decades.
00:08:50.000He tossed Rand Paul in there in government.
00:08:52.000So he's not going to gain any more conservative fans.
00:08:55.000And, frankly, he's probably lost a couple of the really conservative fans because there are a lot of people who wanted him, but they say, okay, Donald Trump, we have to do it.
00:09:02.000I will say this, Donald Trump is still remarkably better than Hillary.
00:09:05.000I don't think we have great options left.
00:09:39.000If Ted Cruz submitted a speech, asked to get stage time, as has also been alleged, and then switched it, went off book, that's a really underhanded move.
00:09:51.000That's not acting on good faith if Donald...
00:09:53.000So those can change the entire situation as far as the character issue.
00:09:58.000You may think he needs to endorse Donald Trump, or you may think he shouldn't endorse Donald Trump.
00:11:13.000Assume, and Hillary's still in the lead, assuming the DNC, let's assume they don't get any bump, kind of like the RNC, it's going to come down to the debates.
00:11:22.000I don't see that being the saving grace for Donald Trump against Hillary Clinton.
00:11:41.000So, that's the week, and then we can move on.
00:11:44.000It's boring, the politics, but everyone wants to talk about that.
00:11:46.000We'll talk about Milo getting banned, and, um, oh, uteruses is a thing.
00:17:01.000That being said, the people who are sending, the alt-right people who you think you're helping Milo, you're the reason Milo got banned from Twitter.
00:17:09.000You're the reason Milo is no longer on Instagram.
00:17:12.000When you send someone a picture, a black person, comparing them to a gorilla, when you send someone an image with tweets that they never made, they attributed your actions to Milo.
00:17:21.000So it's important for people to know that being a, you know, a craplord, and I understand it, and it's fun, and I understand the triggering, all of that, you're the reason Milo was banned.
00:18:34.000Because not only is that not a free speech issue, it's a libel issue.
00:18:38.000Now let's say, for example, someone creates a fake tweet that looks real, photoshops it, and it has someone saying, I hate black people, Hitler was, whatever, something like that.
00:18:48.000Or they go to Twitter and say, hey, this isn't true, and Twitter allows that to stay.
00:18:51.000They do if it's against a conservative.
00:18:54.000If that happens, that person loses their job and Twitter let that stay on Twitter, they could probably sue Twitter and say, hey, I reported it, you allowed this to stay up, and I lost my job as a result.
00:22:33.000All right, glad to bring on our first guest, which should be more friendly than our second guest, who's not happy to be on the program.
00:23:03.000First guest, you know her, danaradio.com, nationally syndicated radio host, host at the Blaze TV, and newly, I guess, sort of appointed spokesperson for the NRA, Dana Lash.
00:24:37.000They closed the Walmart by me, Stephen, because they done raised them wages up to $15 an hour, and they couldn't support them wages, and so they done closed that Walmart.
00:25:02.000The one that's built in a less nice area is newer.
00:25:07.000like crap on purpose the older one has the fake hardwood granted and it's it's organized nicely and it has more produce and then the newer one but in a worse area of town it's all the crappy linoleum and it just looks like people pick stuff up and threw it and i don't know what happened i bet you they do market research you're like hold on a second people prefer crappy walmarts in this district there might be something the floors weird me out because i i every time i walk on the floor i'm like that's not real wood It's not real wood.
00:26:33.000I'm the kind of person, you have to understand here, and you've been in my house.
00:26:37.000I'm the kind of person who, I have a fog machine, and I have 10-foot spiders, and I have actual gravestones and stuff that I put out in my yard for Halloween and leave it out there until Christmas.
00:26:55.000I go all out for, you know, like, President's Day, if we're crying out loud.
00:26:58.000So when you're doing the RNC and you promised me a big show, I'm thinking, I'm going to get a big show.
00:27:04.000And so what I've received is, like, it's not what I was promised, and I'm disappointed because I wanted to be entertained because I don't really care to see delegates slap fight each other on the floor of the RNC. Unless I'm also fighting, I don't really care about that.
00:27:23.000Okay, neither do I. I was going to say, I don't want to lie, and I said with my audience, the rules are so convoluted I don't get them anymore.
00:28:20.000People are like, oh, they should have a roll call.
00:28:22.000You're like, well, okay, that sounds like...
00:28:23.000Well, they changed them at the last minute anyway.
00:28:25.000I mean, basically, if someone comes up with a roll that someone else doesn't like and someone wants to try to get someone out of something, they're like, oh, let's just vote and change the rolls.
00:28:41.000All in cowboy hats, all in Texas flag shirts and cowboy boots, because I don't think they'll let you sit with them as a delegate unless you're with the stuff.
00:29:28.000I'm not saying that it's right either way with the rules, but I'm just wondering how you go from it was either eight or nine states down to six.
00:30:54.000Is it going to be President Hillary Clinton at this point?
00:30:56.000I mean, just considering how divided the RNC is?
00:31:00.000I don't know, because it's really, really close right now.
00:31:03.000I think one of the big tells, I think, will be the sort of bump that they get after their respective conventions.
00:31:09.000I think it will also who Hillary chooses as her VP. I keep saying that if she chooses Elizabeth Warren, I will never stop referencing Golden Girls.
00:31:17.000I will never stop playing cuts of Golden Girls.
00:31:40.000But if she's going to pick somebody, try to go as least offensive as you can.
00:31:45.000So she'll probably pick the non-Spanish-speaking one of the Castro brothers who did a Lindsay Lohan swap down at the San Antonio Riverwalk parade several years ago.
00:31:53.000The guy who just broke federal law, Julian Castro, who heads up, he's over at HUD, the Secretary of HUD. So I don't know.
00:31:59.000I think it depends on who she picks as a VP. I think it depends on what kind of bump they get from their conventions.
00:32:05.000All I know is that next time, whoever the RNC chairman is, if they don't call Dana Does Conventions...
00:32:12.000Which is going to be my new business and say, hey, we suck out loud at this.
00:32:16.000I need you to come and select all the music because, Stephen, I already have it all planned out in my mind.
00:32:21.000Day one, it would have been the lights would have went down and I have fog machines.
00:32:25.000So I brought my fog machines and we would have spaced them out around the stage and smoke.
00:32:29.000We'd have like a light, a white light illuminate the bottom of the stage and you could have seen the fog.
00:32:35.000And all of a sudden the opening chords of Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses would have played.
00:32:39.000And then the lights go crazy and the delegates have no idea what the hell is happening because they've never experienced anything like this, right?
00:32:44.000So the lights are going crazy and the music is getting louder.
00:32:49.000And then all of a sudden the candidates, the nominee and the VP and their families in inner circle rush out onto the stage.
00:32:54.000And then they run down in front of the stage and they high-five all of the delegates with their crazy hats in the front.
00:33:06.000Yeah, he just goes, he goes, all right, listen, let's let them all take the stage, get their non-profit some money so they get some stage time, put on Best Of Rascal Flats, and get them some damn funny hats.
00:33:42.000Instead, you get, like, every other candidate comes out to, life is a highway, I've been a highway all night long.
00:33:50.000I like the Rascal Flatts, but my God, I want to stab myself in the eyes when it plays for the umpteenth time at convention or at CPAC. I'm just like, stop it, with the Rascal Flatts.
00:33:58.000No, I think you have a good idea, good plan there.
00:34:00.000So, okay, well, listen, let's move on from RNC, because at this point it's just political speculation.
00:34:05.000Yeah, Dana, was it a misstep for, as a woman?
00:34:08.000For Trump to not pick a woman as the VP. I think it would have been a misstep for him if he just, you know, went with a chick just to go with a chick.
00:34:18.000I mean, he doesn't get along with Susanna Martinez.
00:34:22.000I don't know who else he would have picked that would have been uniquely qualified or had some sort of name recognition that would have boosted him.
00:34:27.000I don't want to feel like I'm being pandered to.
00:34:29.000I don't want somebody to pick a chick just because you feel like, oh, I guess we need a chick, because then they're going to pick some dumb chick that, you know, no, nobody wants to see that.
00:34:50.000I would vote for Hillary Clinton if this happened.
00:34:52.000If Elizabeth Warren walked out in the cheapest dollar store Pocahontas costume to announce her vice presidency and went...
00:35:02.000I'd slap my money on the table and I would vote for Hillary Clinton.
00:35:04.000That is the only way I would vote for Hillary Clinton, is if Elizabeth Warren comes out in a cheap Pocahontas costume and goes, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:35:12.000If we were able to go back in time and she gave Chris Stevens the security that he needed and didn't leave all those people to die in Benghazi, and didn't sell secrets to China and all of that other stuff, then I would be like, you know what?
00:40:34.000I see the writing on the wall for Fox News just because of a lot of cable news in general, but I don't know that Fox News functions without Roger Ailes.
00:40:52.000For them, even if there's an issue, even if these allegations are true, the devil you know.
00:40:57.000It's better than the one you don't, right?
00:40:59.000Yeah, I don't know who they would have to take his spot.
00:41:01.000I don't know if one of Murdoch's kids would do it, or I'm not quite sure.
00:41:04.000Or if maybe they would elevate one of the VPs, they would promote them.
00:41:16.000Yeah, it was like a month or so ago, a special advisor on lady issues to Wayne LaPierre and then serving as one of the national spokespeople for them, too.
00:41:27.000They've done a lot of good stuff for Second Amendment rights, and they were there with the Otis McDonald case in Chicago.
00:41:33.000They were there assisting also with Heller in a lot of these.
00:41:37.000And they also watch out for a lot of state and local issues, too, because it's really easy to watch Everything that's happening at the federal level, those are the sexy stories to watch.
00:41:45.000But what people don't realize, like some of the stuff that was going on in Hawaii, for instance, they have gun registration now in Hawaii.
00:41:52.000And I know the NRA was pushing back against that.
00:41:55.000They have a very low gun homicide rate in Hawaii, which made it really weird that they would want to create a registry.
00:41:59.000So now if you live in Hawaii, whatever you own, you have to register with the state of Hawaii.
00:42:05.000That's not going to be something that will be overturned, just because even if it gets up to the Circuit Court of Appeals, whichever one out there in the Western District, none of those judges out there are going to move to repeal or overturn that law.
00:42:18.000So that was really disappointing to see, but it's a good organization.
00:42:25.000Well, I'm a for women's issues, advisor on women's issues, because it's a huge demographic, not just particularly within the hunting community and women going out and getting their concealed carry, but also women involved in the shooting sports.
00:42:37.000A lot of women are going out and purchasing firearms now.
00:42:40.000In fact, when I was at the FFL that we go to, which is a gun store here in Dallas, I went there to make a purchase, and then I was, like, looking at this Desert Eagle that I really, really want to get, but it's, like, over $2,000, and so that would go my kids' college money.
00:42:54.000Anyway, when I was there, there were more women in that store than men, and I just happened to look up.
00:43:00.000There were two women behind the counter that were assisting, and there were about eight other women in the store and three other men, including my husband, and I just thought that was kind of interesting because it used to never be like that, and I mean, these are These aren't women who are just like, I just want something that shoots.
00:43:13.000I mean, these are knowledgeable women, and you know, Stephen, you've met them.
00:43:16.000I mean, these are knowledgeable women who, they go and purchase a firearm, and they understand that there's no magic that transfers knowledge about that gun, so they go out and they train.
00:43:25.000They train, they learn how to shoot their firearm, they learn how to service it, they learn the whole nine yards.
00:43:43.000That is probably, and most people will tell you, instructors, that's probably the hardest firearm to shoot, barring maybe like a little Derringer.
00:43:49.000But the point is it weighs, you know, depending on what you have, you can get the centennial weight.
00:43:53.000That was my first EDC. Okay, there you go.
00:43:58.000Now, I had not fired it, and my wife bought it, and she was training with it.
00:44:02.000So I was firing with a full-size.357 that I had at that time, and she had some reasons to get it, you know, and she had it with the laser grips, and she was firing.
00:51:48.000My father-in-law, my other father-in-law, my second marriage, is a marine colonel.
00:51:53.000And I've got my Uncle Dennis, who is UDT, which is an original Navy SEAL. I also have another friend of mine who actually did a good guy with a gun incident.
00:52:01.000Now, this guy trained with SWAT every two weeks for years.
00:52:04.000Came home one day, there was two guys in his house.
00:52:07.000Because he was so well-trained, he heard it, went back to his truck, got his lockbox out, got his gun, came in at low ready, killed one of the guys, shot the other guy.
00:52:21.000All right, one second real quick, because I just want you to know, especially since we're pre-taping and we are late now, this show is syndicated, so there are commercial breaks.
00:52:27.000We're doing a courtesy of not doing any music.
00:55:32.000Second Amendment is an amendment written by some very, very smart men who basically all agreed that the Constitution is a living document that could be changed.
00:55:39.000Now, I want to be clear to your people listening right now.
00:55:51.000And there's a lot of Walmart Rambo's out there.
00:55:53.000So I actually have a solution, I believe, to the whole gun thing that would bring the death rate down and make it so not only would have an actual well-regulated militia, but we'd have people that knew what they were doing with a weapon.
00:56:04.000OK, before we get to that, though, here's what matters.
00:56:06.000You need to, for example, you bring that up just like the guy who I was talking about where I was carrying a gun on my hip, not open carry.
00:56:12.000It is your job to substantiate the position that your plan, that you or anyone in power has the right...
00:56:22.000To dissolve or do away with the Second Amendment, and that it doesn't mean what the courts have interpreted it to mean.
00:56:54.000The people who wrote it, who ratified it, who were there, were very clear as to what well-regulated militia was, were very clear as to what it meant, were very clear as to who should own firearms.
00:57:34.000Because they found it to be irreconcilable...
00:57:37.000No, you just brought up slavery and alcohol, so I'm addressing it.
00:57:40.000And you just keep talking about minutiae.
00:57:43.000Minutiae, listen, the reason slavery doesn't exist anymore is because they found it to be irreconcilable with the First Amendment, with the idea that, or the Declaration of Independence, that all men are created equal and alienable rights.
01:04:05.000I believe if the Founding Fathers saw what was going on currently in our country and knew that we had the military that we have and could handle anything and no longer have to worry about England attacking us, Spain attacking us, that I think they would go, you know what, guys?
01:05:11.000The best way to ruin a populace would be to disarm the people.
01:05:14.000When you look at Thomas Jefferson saying, no free man shall be debarred of arms.
01:05:18.000When you look at the fact that there were, quote-unquote, assault weapons, rapid-fire weapons back then that they knew about and they expressly included in the Second Amendment, like the Girondoni air rifle, like the puckle gun, like the pepper box revolver, and you have a private letter of mark and reprisal from Madison saying, of course.
01:05:34.000Of course you have the right to use cannons.
01:06:14.000Who don't have respect for law or rights.
01:06:17.000So what you don't do for that, and the Founding Fathers were very clear, and the Constitution is very clear, you don't get to remove rights from law-abiding people because of criminals who violated people's rights.
01:06:26.000And it doesn't mean that we don't care about those deaths.
01:06:28.000What it means is we don't want to expose other people to violence.
01:07:33.000In fact, I drew a picture of Muhammad wearing the red jacket with the zippers from Thriller because I just think he looks better like that.
01:09:44.000And then I'm going to take the floor for a few minutes, so go ahead.
01:09:47.000Okay, so you just said I went to break that no substantive argument, but you've never given me a substantive reason, except for the Second Amendment, a thing that was written 200 years ago, for why every American should own a weapon and 32,000 dead is okay.
01:10:53.000It'll take me 30 seconds, and you can have three minutes.
01:10:55.000Violent crime rates are difficult to compare across countries, just like inframortality rates, because they don't have the same kind of comparison for violent crime.
01:11:11.000We're talking about domestic violence.
01:11:12.000Is this the point where we take a population that is less than that of Texas, entirely homogenous like Canada or Denmark or Japan, and try and compare it to a very diverse country of the United States with 10 times the population?
01:12:56.000Or using statistics from other countries that don't have the same kind of history as the United States, that don't have comparable population rates, and also have, by the way, widespread massive upticks in rape and violent assault and knife crime.
01:13:09.000Do I think that your arguments would solve the issue?
01:13:12.000No, I believe that they would result in more deaths and more violence, and I believe that it is fundamentally opposed to the Constitution of the United States.
01:14:59.000Would you rather have your wallet stolen and the guy runs away, and then you have to call the bank and cancel your credit cards, or do you want to get shot?
01:15:06.000Well, see, that's what we call a false equivalency.
01:17:06.000You brought up a hypothetical scenario to make an argument countering when I talked about data globally.
01:17:13.000Comparing violent crime rates and an increase in crime and an increase in rape and an increase in violent crime and an increase in homicide and an increase in burglary.
01:17:21.000You see those in Australia, in the UK, in France, in Sweden.
01:17:42.000I'm asking, to have any gun you want, would you be willing to spend a day at some national DMV? We had to register, test, get interviewed for a second.
01:17:51.000You don't want to register your weapon?
01:17:53.000I don't support a national registry, of course not.
01:17:55.000So you believe that we should all have deadly weapons and we should not know where they are from or what they're about or how to track them?
01:18:04.000I do not believe that the United States federal government has the right to know what firearms I have because that defeats the entire purpose and intent of the Second Amendment.
01:18:11.000Of course, I'm against the National Firearm Registry.
01:18:14.000It doesn't defeat a well-regulated militia.
01:18:18.000So you're supposed to fight off tyranny and tell them where they are.
01:19:18.000It happened because of another country, because of England.
01:19:21.000So you're now saying that the United States is different because you're discounting all other forms of tyranny that have happened in the last half century across the globe.
01:19:29.000From a lot of the nations you like, like Japan and Germany.
01:19:33.000Tyranny do you think is going to happen, Crowder?
01:19:43.000The United States fought off the greatest tyranny that there had been, the greatest superpower of one century, to become the greatest superpower of the next century.
01:22:17.000We're getting off into the weeds because now, again, let me make clear.
01:22:19.000You said, everyone listening, you've never at any point rebutted the ideas to the intent of the Second Amendment.
01:22:23.000You've never at any point rebutted any of the facts regarding gun crime or violence or increasing crime.
01:22:27.000You've never at any point rebutted the facts on Sweden.
01:22:30.000You never at any point acknowledged the hypothetical in a mugging versus being shot or canceling an American Express.
01:22:36.000And now at the hypothetical, what possible tyranny does Steven Crowder believe will occur in order to justify not going along with Christopher Titus' gun plan?
01:27:11.000They're always really tough to follow.
01:27:13.000I think any semi-automatic rifle with four rounds or more, with a magazine that's capable of holding four rounds or more, and that effectively renders most...
01:27:22.000Very few magazine-fed rifles have rounds that are fewer than four.
01:27:27.000So, like you were saying, these are things that have happened.
01:27:30.000These are things that Barack Obama has praised they would do on a federal level if they could.
01:27:34.000And when people are screaming and interrupting, it's certainly not outside the realm of reason to say, hey, if Massachusetts, if you had a guy there who was president, or Barack Obama, that kind of guy, Chicago guy, in the office with the authority and the court, of course they would do it.
01:27:51.000I think the important argument, too, I think is that, of course, even if Barack did do that, President Obama did do that, did full-on Australia the nation.
01:30:06.000well let's let's hear what she said does not discriminate on its own it has no biological preference for black bodies for women's bodies for gay bodies for youths or the poor talking age right it does Yes.
01:30:29.000We single out the vulnerable, the oppressed, and the abused.
01:31:45.000It's coming together in my head right now.
01:31:47.000Again, right here from the CDC, the transmissions.
01:31:52.000She's not wrong, but it seems more predicated on the unprotected homosexual anal sex in the United States than whether the guy's a Trump voter.
01:35:09.000People are going, why aren't you expressing an opinion on this?
01:35:12.000Because we haven't seen the video of when he was shot.
01:35:14.000Now, like I've said, based on what we've seen of this, this is another police officer, for those listening terrestrially, it seems like he was, well, he's a therapist with an autistic patient in the road, laying on his back, his hands are up, he's trying to explain the situation, and then he's shot.
01:38:31.000And you also get a lot of people who go too far the other way and just say, you know, he probably deserved it, just like Alton Sterling and Freddie Gray, whatever it is.
01:38:54.000This also reminds me, okay, while we're talking about polarization, I guess a lot of liberals have gone to troll the Republican convention.
01:44:43.000Well, it always concerns you when you see a celebrity's name trending at all, because you always think, ah, either they really screwed up or they're dead.
01:49:12.000And even with that, after discarding the ones that don't count because they didn't get the right title, they didn't include the right information, we had at least a couple hundred submissions, right?
01:49:21.000Yeah, at least 150, 200, something like that.
01:52:19.000I mean, listen, we've had Catholics, we've had Protestants, we've had atheists, we've had agnostics, we've had libertarians, we've had conservatives.
01:53:10.000You follow my instructions, and you will submit your writing samples and your resume.
01:53:15.000Why you should be writing for louderwithcrowder.com.
01:53:18.000And what we want you to do as well is take something topical, so something that's happened in the last day or two, and write something about that.
01:53:24.000That would be similar to what we write at louderwithcryder.com.
01:53:27.000That way we can see that you can turn it around quickly.
01:53:29.000This job would include writing several pieces a day and turning them around quickly, finding pitches, including them, and working with the team.
01:53:36.000Again, we're a very small team right now.
01:58:53.000Hipster hobo Both look like crackheads Both are obnoxious assholes Both will destroy the value of your property You know, I've been doing conservative podcasting for about 85 years now and that's the first Simon and Garfunkel parody I've ever heard.
01:59:33.000He's a dumb little kid, offended everybody at PBS. Okay, so the rules are, we're going to show you, and then we're going to have to determine if you think it's a hipster or hobo.
02:01:50.000And it's true, because Asians are either completely old, out of touch, or they're, like, ultra-hip with the crazy, ultra-modern, you know, Burger King Kids Club video game haircut.
02:07:09.000Everything's gotten a lot more expensive.
02:07:11.000Yeah, it used to be like, we have $2 PBR. And then the place next to it would be like, screw them, we have $1.50 PBR. And then one place that wasn't quite internet would say, we have Schlitz!
02:07:20.000I think now it's more of a, we have gourmet PBR. Yes.
02:07:25.000Where they part into a beer class and they put like cookies and like whipped cream and, you know, garnishments all over it.
02:07:31.000You know, probably, I've never had a PBR. You're not missing anything.
02:12:01.000Yeah, recent alarming studies have indicated that rape whistles can sometimes have the adverse effect in alerting more rapists to your location.
02:16:01.000So he just said, listen, so all of you, you're probably going to get about a three-point cutoff from your last grade if you keep it consistent.
02:16:07.000He's like, I'm sorry, but I have to do this.
02:16:09.000His name was Paul Mitchell, and he was a great teacher.
02:16:12.000He was the only teacher who ever called my parents to say, you know what?
02:16:17.000He's different, but I really think he's a good kid, and the kid can write, and he really cares, and he puts in the extra effort, whereas everyone else always would call to complain.
02:16:26.000My tech teacher, my moral and ethics teacher, my math teacher, they always called to complain.
02:16:33.000And he was the only one who went out of his way to say, you know, I bet you probably get some calls.
02:16:37.000He seems, like, frustrated, but he is really probably one of my best students.
02:17:12.000I think he misspoke, and he apologized, and we retweeted it, and he actually felt comfortable to send it to us like, hey, here's what I really meant to say.
02:17:55.000But I really do hope that you don't send a black person a picture of them next to a gorilla or send a swastika to a Jewish person.
02:18:02.000And I really hope that you understand that neither not gay Jared or I, no matter how loud we get or argue with someone, that we don't hate these people.