Louder with Crowder - September 02, 2016


#89 YOUTUBE IS OVER PARTY! IraqVeteran8888, Dave Rubin and Colin Kaepernick | Louder With Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 19 minutes

Words per Minute

182.79086

Word Count

25,478

Sentence Count

2,491

Misogynist Sentences

89

Hate Speech Sentences

67


Summary

On today's show, we have a lot to talk about, including the latest on Donald Trump's trip to Mexico, Colin Kaepernick's contract extension, and much, much more. We also have a new segment called the Sound of the Weekend, featuring our dog, Hopper.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 You've found yourself at the junction where worlds meet.
00:00:05.000 Politics.
00:00:06.000 Civility.
00:00:07.000 How about honesty in this country, folks?
00:00:09.000 Entertainment.
00:00:10.000 I don't like entertainment.
00:00:12.000 And a whole bunch of other stuff.
00:00:15.000 It's about having a healthy body image.
00:00:17.000 If you have a very unhealthy body, you should have a horrible body image.
00:00:19.000 Not a big home improvement market in Detroit.
00:00:22.000 We are definitely going to get letters.
00:00:24.000 You're listening to Talk Radio's Strangest Animal.
00:00:28.000 You're a strange animal.
00:00:32.000 You're getting louder with Crowder.
00:00:35.000 But you're a strange animal I've got to follow A woman that's speedy to sound Glad to be with you.
00:00:48.000 That's the sound of the weekend.
00:00:49.000 That was our dog, Hopper, of course, producing in studio.
00:00:53.000 We're glad to have him.
00:00:54.000 I am your host, Stephen Crowder.
00:00:55.000 All references available at louderwithcrowder.com.
00:00:57.000 Probably more important than ever to mention that today.
00:01:00.000 We'll get into that in a second.
00:01:01.000 Producing with me in video studio, as always, is my producer, Jared, who is not gay.
00:01:06.000 Follow him on Twitter at notgayjared.
00:01:08.000 I've fulfilled my legal obligations.
00:01:09.000 Draw your own conclusions.
00:01:11.000 Thanks.
00:01:11.000 Not gay.
00:01:12.000 It's good.
00:01:13.000 Another day, not gay.
00:01:15.000 Another day, not gay.
00:01:15.000 Pray the game.
00:01:17.000 Stop it.
00:01:18.000 Just don't get them to shut off entirely right off the bat.
00:01:22.000 We have a good show.
00:01:22.000 We're out of the bat.
00:01:23.000 Huge show.
00:01:24.000 Big show tonight.
00:01:25.000 Biggest show I think we've ever done.
00:01:26.000 We have IraqVeteran8888, the biggest firearm channel on YouTube.
00:01:30.000 He'll be on to talk about the assault weapons ban under the old Clintons, and in with the new Clintons, what that means, a Hillary Clinton presidency for the Supreme Court, what it means for your firearms.
00:01:39.000 And we have Dave Rubin on.
00:01:41.000 Lovely resident queer.
00:01:42.000 He's so much fun.
00:01:43.000 We always have him.
00:01:44.000 Great to have on.
00:01:45.000 Dave Rubin.
00:01:45.000 He endorsed Gary Johnson.
00:01:48.000 Center leftist.
00:01:49.000 Lifelong liberal.
00:01:51.000 Endorsed Gary Johnson.
00:01:52.000 And then we have Colin Kaepernick.
00:01:54.000 Pretty big scoop later on.
00:01:56.000 And then Courtney Kirchhoff.
00:01:58.000 I get, as they call it, I think in the media industry.
00:02:02.000 Yes, it's a get.
00:02:02.000 A get.
00:02:04.000 We're the first ones to get them.
00:02:05.000 We had Curt Schilling, Ted Cruz, Carly Fiorina before she broke.
00:02:08.000 We get a lot of heavy hitters sometimes.
00:02:11.000 We do.
00:02:12.000 Colin Kaepernick.
00:02:13.000 Not a huge fan of his, but we give him some airtime.
00:02:16.000 We'll talk about later on.
00:02:17.000 Hashtag...
00:02:18.000 What are you looking at?
00:02:18.000 Is there anything wrong?
00:02:19.000 I just realized we wore the same shirt.
00:02:21.000 I didn't mean that.
00:02:22.000 Oh, that's a problem.
00:02:25.000 Hashtag YouTube is over party.
00:02:27.000 We have a lot of inside baseball to talk about that.
00:02:29.000 YouTube has decided to start demonetizing videos based on offensive content.
00:02:34.000 Right off the bat, we're going to have to talk about Donald Trump and immigration, so we want to save that in the second hour for a longer segment.
00:02:41.000 By the way, Tallahassee, Panama City, Florida, two news stations indicating us.
00:02:45.000 We're very grateful.
00:02:46.000 Very grateful.
00:02:47.000 So yeah, it's still trending.
00:02:47.000 That's very awesome.
00:02:50.000 Yes, well, it depends where you are in Florida.
00:02:51.000 It can be Satan's rear end, or it can be nice.
00:02:56.000 It can be pretty nice.
00:02:58.000 So right off the bat, the biggest story, obviously, this week, well, recently, here's been Donald Trump going to Mexico.
00:03:04.000 So he went to Mexico.
00:03:05.000 I don't think the president of Mexico expected him to do so.
00:03:10.000 Let me tell you this.
00:03:11.000 This is where Trump wins me.
00:03:13.000 Last week, I was disappointed.
00:03:15.000 It seemed like he was pivoting.
00:03:16.000 His policy was the exact same as Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio, people who he just raked over the coals.
00:03:23.000 I am an absolute hawk on immigration.
00:03:25.000 And that's one thing I like about Donald Trump.
00:03:29.000 And this week, he sort of pivoted back, certainly rhetorically.
00:03:33.000 His rhetoric has been pretty harsh, pretty firm again, and I think he just called Mexico's...
00:03:38.000 I don't know if they really have a leader...
00:03:40.000 If they have a leader, they're following them.
00:03:42.000 They're a spokesperson.
00:03:44.000 Spokesperson, more so.
00:03:45.000 And they just skim cash off the top.
00:03:47.000 So we met with them.
00:03:48.000 We have a clip, a little roundup, and then we'll get to exactly what this Mexican...
00:03:53.000 Is it president?
00:03:55.000 Spokesperson.
00:03:56.000 Spokesperson said afterward.
00:03:58.000 Go ahead.
00:03:58.000 Number two, having a secure border is a sovereign right and mutually beneficial.
00:04:04.000 We recognize and respect the right of either country...
00:04:09.000 To build a physical barrier or wall on any of its borders to stop the illegal movement of people, drugs, and weapons.
00:04:20.000 Cooperation toward achieving this shared objective, and it will be shared, of safety for all citizens is paramount to both the United States and to Mexico.
00:04:34.000 I love how he says, you can tell when he's on book right now, he's being advised to do so.
00:04:38.000 And it will be shared.
00:04:40.000 That's his little throw-in.
00:04:42.000 You see, I had to live that.
00:04:43.000 Listen, it was a good speech.
00:04:45.000 It was.
00:04:45.000 I was glad to see it.
00:04:46.000 Very presidential, I might add.
00:04:47.000 Very presidential.
00:04:49.000 I can get on board with this kind of Donald Trump.
00:04:52.000 And right afterward, the Mexican president said, actually, no, we discussed that we aren't going to pay for the wall, and his policies could be a threat to all the people of Mexico.
00:05:00.000 So that really bothers me.
00:05:02.000 There's nothing racist about what Donald Trump has said there.
00:05:05.000 Of all your criticisms of Donald Trump, building a wall is not a valid one.
00:05:10.000 And that's where Jared and I have talked about.
00:05:12.000 We feel absolutely compelled to defend him.
00:05:15.000 If your immigration policy only affects illegals, In a negative way.
00:05:21.000 It can't be racist.
00:05:22.000 And here's something a lot of people have missed out on.
00:05:25.000 Mexico's immigration policies.
00:05:27.000 They want to talk about how bad it is for the United States.
00:05:29.000 Let me read you some of Mexico's immigration policy and you tell me if they're racist.
00:05:37.000 I'm trying to think of which one to even start with.
00:05:40.000 Illegal immigration is a felony and a person can be put in prison for two years.
00:05:46.000 Mexicans who help illegal aliens enter the country are themselves considered criminals under the law, and they could be subject to 10 years in prison.
00:05:55.000 They also base allowing immigrants in Mexico based on productivity, and they reserve the right for people...
00:06:02.000 Where do I have this right here?
00:06:03.000 If they upset the national demographics, the equilibrium of the national demographics, when foreigners are deemed detrimental to economic or national interests, they're not allowed in.
00:06:14.000 They're not allowed to come in and be agitators.
00:06:17.000 They're not allowed to come in and honestly be a part of a public protest.
00:06:20.000 There are even some rules that people don't understand regarding waterfront property.
00:06:24.000 You think they would tolerate someone coming into Mexico and burning the flag?
00:06:30.000 They're going to have an effigy for you on Dia de la Muerte the next time.
00:06:33.000 You're not making it out of Mexico alive.
00:06:35.000 And it's a horrible country.
00:06:36.000 There's a lot less to love about the Mexican flag than the American flag.
00:06:40.000 That's why they want to come here.
00:06:41.000 People don't understand this.
00:06:43.000 They say the wall is racist.
00:06:45.000 Really, the wall is a problem.
00:06:46.000 Multiculturalism is so great and our strength is our diversity, forced diversity.
00:06:51.000 Norway just built a wall to keep out Syrian migrants.
00:06:55.000 Have you seen this?
00:06:55.000 Norway.
00:06:56.000 You know how people always talk about why don't they have these problems in these European countries, in these Norwegian countries, or in these Scandinavian countries?
00:07:03.000 They do!
00:07:04.000 It just takes a while to get to a head.
00:07:06.000 And their problem there is Syrian migrants coming in, the rape, the sharia law, the burkinis.
00:07:12.000 They put up a wall.
00:07:12.000 It's a problem for them.
00:07:13.000 You know why?
00:07:14.000 Because walls work.
00:07:15.000 They don't work entirely on their own, but they're a first step.
00:07:19.000 And if anyone tells you that wanting a first step toward curbing illegal immigration is racist, point them to the laws in Mexico.
00:07:27.000 Point them to the laws in South American countries.
00:07:30.000 Lotterwithcredit.com.
00:07:31.000 We have all the references.
00:07:32.000 It is absolutely mind-numbing to me that people are trying to paint this as racist.
00:07:39.000 And by the way, people talk about this diversity in the United States.
00:07:42.000 There's nothing wrong with diversity.
00:07:44.000 If people are coming to the United States, as the laws in Mexico we've just talked about, if they're coming to produce, if they're coming to be contributors, that's great.
00:07:52.000 Here's the difference.
00:07:53.000 There was a time in this country, when you talk about the immigrants who came over, whether it was the Italians, the Irish, there was different waves.
00:08:01.000 They came to the United States.
00:08:02.000 Why?
00:08:03.000 The American dream.
00:08:04.000 Jobs.
00:08:04.000 The American dream is wife, kids, solid 9 to 5, white picket fence, retirement, right?
00:08:09.000 They came for that dream, for jobs.
00:08:12.000 Immigration is an entirely different issue when you have a welfare state.
00:08:16.000 They're not coming for jobs.
00:08:18.000 They're coming for handouts.
00:08:19.000 They're coming to be a leech on the system.
00:08:22.000 Do you realize, people say, you've heard this, right?
00:08:25.000 You see John Q. People say, oh, yeah.
00:08:26.000 You know, it's so cruel.
00:08:28.000 People can't get care.
00:08:29.000 Do you know what your health care plan is, your insurance is, if you're an illegal immigrant in the United States?
00:08:34.000 I'm going to go with free.
00:08:35.000 Go walk into the emergency room, walk into the urgent clinic, and walk away laughing.
00:08:41.000 Can you give us your Medicare card or your Social Security?
00:08:44.000 Ha ha ha ha!
00:08:46.000 Si, I give you.
00:08:47.000 I give you when I come back.
00:08:52.000 Seriously.
00:08:53.000 Remember when I had my knee injury?
00:08:55.000 I remember I was in there, and there was this lady next to us, clearly didn't speak a word of English, was asking for painkillers.
00:09:01.000 I was talking with my wife, and I asked the nurse, I said, if they don't speak English, they said, they're not going to pay.
00:09:07.000 We're just going to let them go.
00:09:08.000 They said, it's illegal for us not to treat them.
00:09:12.000 So, it's not happening.
00:09:14.000 People aren't coming here and being turned away.
00:09:16.000 People are coming here because they are not being turned away.
00:09:19.000 It is very important to understand that.
00:09:21.000 It's a very easily debunked argument.
00:09:22.000 Oh, really?
00:09:23.000 Are you a Native American?
00:09:25.000 First off, no.
00:09:26.000 Because we beat the Native Americans.
00:09:28.000 We came.
00:09:29.000 We had the wheel.
00:09:30.000 They didn't.
00:09:30.000 Sorry.
00:09:31.000 Smallpox blankets are a real burden.
00:09:34.000 No.
00:09:34.000 You're not Native American.
00:09:36.000 But...
00:09:38.000 Your immigrants, your ancestors came here because they wanted to produce.
00:09:43.000 You can't go to Mexico and get a welfare check.
00:09:46.000 It cannot be done.
00:09:47.000 They came here because they wanted to work and contribute to the American cultural fabric.
00:09:52.000 So, that's what happened then.
00:09:54.000 Shift.
00:09:54.000 Welfare state.
00:09:55.000 You have them coming now.
00:09:56.000 They're not paying taxes.
00:09:59.000 Even if they're not on welfare, they're not paying taxes.
00:10:01.000 They're not signing the guest book on the way in.
00:10:04.000 One thing, why haven't we deported?
00:10:06.000 Have you ever thought of every single criminal who's an illegal immigrant in our prison?
00:10:10.000 That seems so obvious.
00:10:11.000 Why are we paying to keep them alive?
00:10:15.000 Tweet me at Escrider.
00:10:16.000 What is the justification?
00:10:19.000 And you know these people would rather be a criminal here in our prisons than be a criminal in Mexico in their prisons.
00:10:26.000 Oh, yeah.
00:10:27.000 Can you imagine immigrating to Mexico illegally to find you?
00:10:29.000 Even if you're a hardcore criminal, you want to come here to be a criminal.
00:10:33.000 It's just better.
00:10:34.000 You'd much rather be a prisoner in the United States than living in an apartment in Mexico City.
00:10:34.000 It's better.
00:10:41.000 Can you imagine being in a Mexican prison for two years?
00:10:44.000 I have a time picturing myself in Mexico.
00:10:46.000 You've been in Mexico, haven't you?
00:10:47.000 I have been.
00:10:48.000 I have been once.
00:10:49.000 This is a true story.
00:10:50.000 My wife's father...
00:10:50.000 Like dirty Mexico, not Cancun, Mexico.
00:10:53.000 Cancun, Mexico is still dirty.
00:10:54.000 Oh yeah, but so imagine it more not that.
00:10:57.000 Cancun, Mexico is like when you just stuff all the crap under your bed and you fold a nice sheet over it so a mom doesn't find out.
00:11:04.000 You're not supposed to know I do that.
00:11:05.000 That's Cancun.
00:11:06.000 It's just a horrible place, corruption, poverty, and they cover it in a thin veil of booze cruises.
00:11:16.000 So, listen, I like this about Donald Trump.
00:11:18.000 I like this Donald Trump.
00:11:20.000 I'm fine with him pissing off Mexicans.
00:11:22.000 I want him to build a wall.
00:11:23.000 And you know what?
00:11:23.000 Maybe he will get them to pay for it.
00:11:25.000 Alright, here's a tax 1% on any transactions between Mexico.
00:11:29.000 Well, we're not going to do it.
00:11:30.000 Okay, no wire transfers at all to Mexico.
00:11:33.000 You ever been to a Western Union?
00:11:34.000 It's all the time people just sending money back.
00:11:37.000 That can't happen anymore.
00:11:39.000 Take your chances mounting the wall.
00:11:43.000 You can tweet me at S. Crowder.
00:11:43.000 I don't know.
00:11:44.000 I am 100% behind Trump on this, and I think the Mexican president is a bit of a jackass.
00:11:50.000 We'll be back to talk more about, I don't know, climate change?
00:11:52.000 Yeah, climate change.
00:11:53.000 Stay tuned.
00:11:53.000 All right.
00:11:53.000 And now, ambassadors for the United States and Mexico.
00:12:08.000 Have a meeting.
00:12:12.000 So, Paco, as a progressive, I absolutely think that people like you should be welcomed in the United States.
00:12:20.000 I don't think that people of Mexico entering the country need to have any proof of previous employment or have any ambitions for current employment.
00:12:29.000 Criminal records bother us not.
00:12:30.000 And I believe that you should have full rights to vote and engage, of course, in any kind of political protest.
00:12:37.000 That's your right.
00:12:41.000 No, no.
00:12:58.000 What?
00:12:59.000 No, that's not going to happen.
00:13:01.000 Whatever do you mean, Paco?
00:13:04.000 She has to work, pay taxes, go through a lengthy process, and she'll never be allowed to protest or vote, or maybe even own water from property.
00:13:13.000 We can't just let anyone in.
00:13:15.000 Well, that sounds very discriminatory of you.
00:13:17.000 Yes.
00:13:20.000 You are stupid.
00:13:22.000 This has been Progressive Ambassador for United States.
00:13:25.000 Gets bent over by Mexico.
00:13:26.000 Hey Jared, what are you doing?
00:13:35.000 Shooting bad guys.
00:13:36.000 With what?
00:13:37.000 By AR-15.
00:13:38.000 Where'd you get it?
00:13:39.000 AR-15.com.
00:13:40.000 Enunciate it more clearly so our audience can hear.
00:13:43.000 AR-15.com.
00:13:45.000 That's better.
00:13:46.000 They sell guns now?
00:13:47.000 Yeah, they do.
00:13:48.000 Are they any good?
00:13:49.000 They're the best.
00:13:50.000 Where from?
00:13:51.000 AR-15.com.
00:13:52.000 Kapoor!
00:13:53.000 Did you really make that sound?
00:13:55.000 Didn't have the budget for sound effects.
00:13:57.000 Kaboow!
00:13:58.000 Kaboow!
00:13:58.000 Oh, there's another one!
00:14:00.000 Kaboow!
00:14:00.000 You shot him!
00:14:02.000 By AR-15!
00:14:02.000 With what?
00:14:03.000 From where?
00:14:04.000 AR-15.com.
00:14:05.000 Hey, how do you know they're bad guys?
00:14:07.000 They're birds and burkas.
00:14:08.000 Kaboow!
00:14:09.000 That's racist!
00:15:08.000 About the brownskins, Mexicans.
00:15:11.000 I don't know why we said that.
00:15:14.000 I don't know why you said that at all.
00:15:15.000 I was trying to think of what's the least offensive term.
00:15:15.000 I don't know.
00:15:17.000 Probably would just be Mexicans.
00:15:19.000 We released a video this week on climate change.
00:15:22.000 Specifically on...
00:15:23.000 You can find it at lighterwithcredit.com.
00:15:25.000 Specifically on climate change and this idea that if you don't accept the fact that humans are causing climate change to a catastrophic level and Bernie Sanders or Hillary Clinton can fix it, you're a denier.
00:15:38.000 Specifically the fact that Bill Nye said, well, maybe we should jail climate science deniers.
00:15:44.000 The comments were so predictable, immediately people going, oh, I'm going to agree with the 97% of scientists.
00:15:51.000 Before they clearly watched the video.
00:15:52.000 Here's the thing, you look really stupid if you comment on a video before watching it.
00:15:56.000 That consensus comes from really two sources, very small sample sizes.
00:16:01.000 There has never been a polling of all climatologists or all atmospheric scientists.
00:16:05.000 It's not true.
00:16:06.000 It doesn't mean that most atmospheric scientists don't agree to some degree on climate change.
00:16:11.000 Here's the point, though.
00:16:12.000 When people say that, it's this appeal to authority fallacy, and you see it a lot, well, I'm going to trust them.
00:16:17.000 But if you can't make the case at all, you have no business simply deferring to them.
00:16:22.000 And people got really mad, and some of the responses were hilarious.
00:16:25.000 They said, well, why'd you talk about the polar bears?
00:16:27.000 Are there more polar bears?
00:16:28.000 Oh, that's a 10-year-old thing.
00:16:30.000 No, it's not.
00:16:31.000 Philip McAleer just cornered Al Gornet a couple years ago.
00:16:34.000 When we were growing, that was the main myth.
00:16:36.000 Here's the thing.
00:16:37.000 This matters.
00:16:38.000 Nearly every single prediction on climate change from an inconvenient truth.
00:16:43.000 This is mainstream.
00:16:45.000 It was the climate change movie.
00:16:46.000 I had to watch it in high school.
00:16:48.000 The hockey stick graph, the polar bears, the ice caps.
00:16:51.000 All of them were wrong.
00:16:53.000 That matters.
00:16:54.000 Nearly all of these predictions from Noah have been wrong.
00:16:59.000 Kilimanjaro, there's still snow.
00:17:00.000 Ice caps are still there.
00:17:01.000 Polar bears are increasing.
00:17:03.000 And that's something we also talked about.
00:17:05.000 I'm joking about killing all the polar bears.
00:17:07.000 We're the only apex predator who cares about the fact that we're an apex predator.
00:17:12.000 They're terrible.
00:17:12.000 I like them at the zoo, don't get me wrong.
00:17:14.000 Oh.
00:17:15.000 But I would shoot one in a heartbeat.
00:17:17.000 Yes, of course you would shoot one in a heartbeat.
00:17:19.000 Anyway, they hunt humans.
00:17:20.000 They do.
00:17:21.000 And here's the deal.
00:17:22.000 Like sharks, we've talked about this.
00:17:24.000 We're going to get some ecologists who ever get mad at me.
00:17:26.000 Sharks.
00:17:27.000 Well, if you kill them, it'll upset the ecosystem.
00:17:30.000 Okay.
00:17:31.000 If we kill all the great white sharks, the killer whales, the orca whales, will take care of the seals, the penguins.
00:17:37.000 And you know what?
00:17:38.000 I'm okay with more orcas.
00:17:39.000 I'm okay with more seals!
00:17:41.000 I'm okay with them.
00:17:43.000 They're adorable.
00:17:43.000 They're aggressive.
00:17:45.000 They can be mean little jerks, but I take my chances with the seal.
00:17:45.000 They are.
00:17:49.000 Nonetheless.
00:17:50.000 No great white shark is saying, well, should I take out the orcas?
00:17:54.000 Because then there'd be more seals for me.
00:17:56.000 Seals are edible, right?
00:17:58.000 Seems like a win-win.
00:18:00.000 Use them to light lanterns.
00:18:02.000 They're fat.
00:18:03.000 And I can jet ski with the worry-free.
00:18:06.000 Yes, exactly.
00:18:08.000 Anyway, so it's a video that's up there.
00:18:10.000 The reactions are predictable.
00:18:11.000 You're not a scientist.
00:18:12.000 Why don't you debate a scientist?
00:18:14.000 Listen, we've invited scientists to come on and debate climate skeptics.
00:18:18.000 They don't do it.
00:18:19.000 Okay.
00:18:20.000 Now, would I debate a scientist?
00:18:22.000 No.
00:18:22.000 I'll debate all the commentators on YouTube or on cable news who say I'm not a scientist, and they aren't a scientist.
00:18:28.000 I feel that we're equally qualified.
00:18:30.000 But they require me to debate a scientist.
00:18:32.000 I'll have two scientists debate, and I'll gladly host it if anyone is out there who wants to do it.
00:18:37.000 Another thing that really matters.
00:18:38.000 Peak oil is one of the biggest myths we've talked about.
00:18:38.000 Peak oil.
00:18:40.000 This matters because just check this off your list when people give you more predictions.
00:18:44.000 Just go down polar bears, ice caps, volatile weather.
00:18:48.000 What about the hurricane seasons they predicted?
00:18:51.000 Peak oil is something.
00:18:52.000 Jimmy Carter said we'd hit peak oil, meaning the peak of oil production in 1985.
00:18:56.000 And then I think in Time Magazine, as recent as 2010, peak oil.
00:19:00.000 They've still been going on about it.
00:19:01.000 It means we're running out of oil.
00:19:03.000 And guess what?
00:19:04.000 We have access to more than ever.
00:19:06.000 We have access to more than ever.
00:19:07.000 Peak oil now, no one talks about it because it's embarrassing.
00:19:10.000 Here's what's funny.
00:19:11.000 Just Google peak oil and go to the environmentalist websites.
00:19:13.000 Right now what they say, talk about moving goalposts, they say, well, it's not that oil is renewable.
00:19:18.000 It's that we didn't foresee all the technological advances in innovation.
00:19:21.000 Go back and watch Milton Friedman.
00:19:23.000 Go back and watch libertarians or John Stossel making the argument.
00:19:27.000 The The argument we always made was peak oil won't occur because of human innovation.
00:19:32.000 So the people who work at NOAA, the people who work for the government talking about climate science, who were screaming peak oil the entire time, you can run a quick search and see that all the conservatives on the right, the libertarians, were saying it won't happen because of innovation, because of refining methods that will become more sophisticated, because of things like fracking.
00:19:50.000 And now they're saying, well, we were right, but we couldn't have predicted that.
00:19:53.000 We did!
00:19:53.000 And you called us all deniers!
00:19:55.000 And this is what's so crazy about it.
00:19:57.000 This is what's so important.
00:19:58.000 The peak oil thing, we've talked about this.
00:20:00.000 Leftists see everything as a pie.
00:20:02.000 Get your piece.
00:20:03.000 They have and you don't have.
00:20:04.000 This is the energy.
00:20:06.000 Here's a piece.
00:20:08.000 Whereas people, conservatives, anti-authoritarians, libertarians see, okay, this is the pie right now.
00:20:12.000 We can create five more pies.
00:20:15.000 Fracking, new refining methods, cleaner coal, natural gas, wind, solar, all of them.
00:20:20.000 Good example.
00:20:21.000 Let's talk about employment.
00:20:23.000 You deserve your piece of the pie.
00:20:25.000 Want to talk about baking more pies?
00:20:26.000 There was an article, I think, in the New York Times about the myth of the job creator that it's not true.
00:20:31.000 Jared was unemployed at one point.
00:20:33.000 Everyone who works for Ladder with Crowder was unemployed.
00:20:36.000 After Fox, I had a non-compete clause.
00:20:37.000 I did consulting work, sold a screenplay, and I was unemployed.
00:20:41.000 Well, guess what?
00:20:42.000 Now there are five people who work full-time.
00:20:45.000 Jared, Aaron, Courtney, Casey, Brodigan, with some part-time workers.
00:20:49.000 That's a new pie.
00:20:51.000 That wouldn't have been a part of the equation in the economy two years ago.
00:20:55.000 And all of them, your check's clear?
00:20:57.000 Yep.
00:20:59.000 Those jobs were created out of thin air.
00:21:01.000 And it's something that the left will tell you can't be done.
00:21:04.000 They tell you it can't be done with energy, that it's finite, and they tell you that the economy is finite.
00:21:08.000 And that's the big defining difference.
00:21:10.000 And I think we're seeing that between Trump and Hillary.
00:21:12.000 For all of his flaws, he gets this.
00:21:14.000 He understands job creation.
00:21:15.000 He understands wealth creation.
00:21:16.000 That's a perfect, tangible example.
00:21:20.000 Vice President, Manager of Media Operations, Jared's job, it didn't exist.
00:21:25.000 It wouldn't have been on the books.
00:21:26.000 I think people devalue the role that financial...
00:21:34.000 the financial incentive plays in that too.
00:21:36.000 You know, we sure you needed a job.
00:21:38.000 So you created one, right?
00:21:39.000 We need, you know, oil technology to be developed.
00:21:41.000 So we go out and create it.
00:21:42.000 If it's not there, plenty of oil, there's not as much innovation, right?
00:21:46.000 People, people, welfare, there's nothing financial incentive to move up the wrongs.
00:21:50.000 If it's always being taken care of and you don't have to worry.
00:21:52.000 No, you're right.
00:21:53.000 Well, good thing now is now they're coming out and saying, Oh my gosh, there are fewer oil discoveries than in the last, We have to go to a break and come back to Iraq Veteran.
00:22:00.000 Oh my gosh, we got in a roll.
00:22:01.000 Iraq Veteran 8888, we're going to talk guns.
00:22:03.000 Hold on to your butts.
00:22:04.000 Stay tuned.
00:22:05.000 Welcome to Wild at Large on the Nature Network, narrated by Jasper Prontz.
00:22:27.000 Oh, the water buffalo.
00:22:29.000 A powerful, if oft misunderstood creature, also known by its scientific name, Cenkus Uygurus.
00:22:36.000 Cenkus?
00:22:37.000 Cenkus?
00:22:38.000 We can do a pick-up on that, right?
00:22:40.000 Yes, Jasper.
00:22:41.000 Cenkus Uygurus, deriving from the Latin terminology to insinuate of poor integrity.
00:22:47.000 Mostly known as a docile, gentle, overall agreeable creature.
00:22:52.000 One finding itself amidst adversity, however, transforms into a bombastic, disagreeable, formidable prick.
00:23:00.000 Just do the lines.
00:23:00.000 Dammit, Jasper.
00:23:01.000 No, no, I'm telling you.
00:23:03.000 I was on a safari out there in India.
00:23:05.000 I don't know if you call it a safari.
00:23:07.000 We were in a jeep, and this thing came up and just started ramming it for no reason.
00:23:11.000 Just say the lines.
00:23:14.000 I think this is important.
00:23:15.000 We're doing our viewers a service here.
00:23:17.000 This water buffalo is not what he presents himself to be.
00:23:20.000 Some people might think it's a good-natured, agreeable creature just looking to be pet, when really, he's misleading and just looking for a bar fight.
00:23:27.000 What are you even talking about, Jasper?
00:23:29.000 I'm talking about one of these things when I was out there with the ex-wife and the children, almost bull-nosed our SUV right over.
00:23:36.000 For no reason before that, we were feeding the damn thing.
00:23:39.000 We were supporting its livelihood.
00:23:41.000 It just turned on us.
00:23:43.000 Went everything against we thought it stood for.
00:23:45.000 And then those park rangers fined my ex-wife because she fed them the wrong food and she had the nerve to send me the bill, by God.
00:23:53.000 Yes, but just stop.
00:23:54.000 Do you know what that's like?
00:23:56.000 Do you know what that's like to get a bill six months after an annulment for something you didn't even do?
00:24:02.000 Do you know how soul-crushing that is?
00:24:04.000 I bet if you did, you'd stop telling me to stop, you smug little sh...
00:24:07.000 Stay tuned for more Wild at Law on the Nature Network.
00:24:11.000 Narrated by Jasper Price.
00:24:40.000 All right.
00:24:41.000 That was Pogo playing.
00:24:41.000 Glad to be back.
00:24:42.000 Everyone loves that music.
00:24:44.000 Everyone does.
00:24:44.000 Our guests were even dancing a little bit.
00:24:46.000 One of my favorite channels to watch, one of the biggest firearm channels on all the interwebs, we have Eric and Chad from IraqVeteran8888 on YouTube.
00:24:54.000 Thank you for being with us, gentlemen.
00:24:56.000 Howdy.
00:24:57.000 How you doing?
00:24:58.000 Howdy.
00:24:58.000 Look, right away, they know their audience.
00:25:00.000 We don't say hello.
00:25:02.000 I know hello stuff.
00:25:03.000 It's like those El Paso salsa ads.
00:25:05.000 New York City!
00:25:08.000 Only now they're voting for a New Yorker.
00:25:10.000 So, I wanted to have you guys on because this is an important election.
00:25:10.000 Who thought?
00:25:14.000 You're one of the few firearm channels that doesn't shy away from discussing, not necessarily sort of politics, but the issues that matter.
00:25:21.000 Firearms is a big one.
00:25:22.000 Because you have the Clintons back rearing their ugly head.
00:25:25.000 For those people who don't know, you were around for this, you've worked in the industry.
00:25:29.000 The assault weapons ban, did it work?
00:25:33.000 And just give us a recap for people who don't, because it sounds nice.
00:25:36.000 Well, yeah, ban assault weapons.
00:25:37.000 What did it actually do?
00:25:39.000 They really didn't do anything.
00:25:41.000 I mean, it lasted for 10 years.
00:25:43.000 It was put into effect in 1994, and it banned mainly cosmetic features, and it didn't do anything.
00:25:48.000 There were several research groups that actually looked at the statistics, and it was minuscule at best.
00:25:55.000 It wasn't even worth talking about.
00:25:57.000 And even the Brady campaign came out and said, oh, well, it actually did decrease crime a little bit.
00:26:01.000 Well, guess what?
00:26:02.000 There was a trend in decreasing crime after the assault weapons ban went in anyway.
00:26:06.000 Right.
00:26:06.000 So it's kind of a moot point.
00:26:08.000 Yeah, but...
00:26:09.000 And then a lot of the statistics that those study groups take into account also include police shootings, gang shootings, things that are going to happen anyway.
00:26:17.000 In your society, let's face it, cops have to shoot people.
00:26:20.000 I mean, they run to danger.
00:26:22.000 They are the people that are designated to deal with crap on a regular basis.
00:26:25.000 So, of course, they're going to be put into situations on a regular basis where they may have to use deadly force against a potential subject or whatever.
00:26:33.000 And then, you know, it's just one of those things.
00:26:35.000 And like the cosmetic features, I do have an A2 here.
00:26:38.000 There you go.
00:26:38.000 Yes, it's loaded.
00:26:39.000 But we're going to talk a little bit very quickly.
00:26:41.000 So, like, the assault weapons ban, banned really trivial features that are purely cosmetic on the firearm.
00:26:47.000 It didn't really change the overall function of the firearm.
00:26:50.000 So here we got a bayonet lug, and you couldn't have a bayonet lug on a gun, which nobody used a bayonet anyway.
00:26:58.000 Well, one quick question.
00:26:59.000 Wasn't it, it was even a little bit more trivial than that.
00:27:02.000 Wasn't it if you had two or more of these features, or depending on the combination sometimes, it could be banned or allowed?
00:27:09.000 Basically, if it was a semi-automatic firearm and had a series of features that were banned under the 94 crime bill, then the rifle itself was banned.
00:27:18.000 But the thing with the 94 bill was anything produced or purchased before 1994 or whenever the ban actually took effect, Was grandfathered in.
00:27:27.000 So that's where you get the terms pre-ban and post-ban.
00:27:30.000 And the industry just basically, they went with the program and they started producing firearms that coincided with the ban and took off some of these cosmetic features and they still continue to sell drugs.
00:27:30.000 Okay.
00:27:43.000 And the...
00:27:43.000 Yeah.
00:27:45.000 The anti-gunners out there called it a loophole.
00:27:48.000 Not really a loophole.
00:27:49.000 I mean, the thing is, so basically Colt, you know, would make target rifles, like the SP-1.
00:27:54.000 H-bars.
00:27:54.000 H-bars that are not too much different than what I'm holding you, except the sight base wouldn't have a bayonet lug, and they wouldn't be threaded for any type of a flash tire or muzzle device or anything like that.
00:28:04.000 Collapsible stocks, I think, were one of the things that were a big deal.
00:28:07.000 So here he's got a collapsible stock on this particular M4. That would have been illegal.
00:28:11.000 During the ban, these stocks have to be actually pinned in place to a full-length configuration, which doesn't change anything about the operation.
00:28:18.000 Well, let me ask you this.
00:28:19.000 To play devil's advocate, what would they say the increased danger is with a collapsible stock?
00:28:26.000 It's easily concealed.
00:28:31.000 It's literally a cosmetic thing.
00:28:34.000 Here's a good example.
00:28:35.000 There's a guy out there that makes these really pretty walnut stocks for ARs.
00:28:41.000 I know that sounds weird because you don't associate a pretty piece of walnut with an AR-15, but you could take this gun that I'm holding and put pretty walnut furniture on it.
00:28:50.000 You could duracoat it like maybe a flat gray and get rid of the black look to it, and people would automatically, if you just laid them on a table, Along with other hunting rifles, and you ask them, hey, what's the most deadly rifle on this table?
00:29:03.000 They would not associate that in that way.
00:29:05.000 We did that, actually.
00:29:06.000 I don't know if it's our recent video.
00:29:08.000 We laid them out as a Citizens Coalition for Common Sense Gun Control.
00:29:11.000 Everyone said, oh yeah, the.30-06 was fine, but then when we showed them the rounds, everyone wanted to ban the.30-06 round.
00:29:17.000 And so I think the kind of takeaway here, it sounds trivial what we're talking about.
00:29:21.000 So the question is, okay, if these are cosmetic, it sounds silly, why?
00:29:26.000 Why?
00:29:26.000 Well, the real reason why was to give the government a foothold in controlling weapons in a way that was unprecedented, right?
00:29:32.000 Am I out of line on saying that?
00:29:34.000 No, that's completely correct.
00:29:36.000 And, you know, it's really scary to think about it overall, because it goes to show you how gullible people really can be.
00:29:43.000 And I think that with the anti-gun mentality, let's just say people that support those kind of measures, a lot of those people are not, you know, unintelligent people.
00:29:53.000 They're just uninformed.
00:29:54.000 Exactly.
00:29:55.000 So look at the anti-gun mentality.
00:29:57.000 They're either ignorant or they're insane or evil.
00:30:00.000 So if you don't fit into the group of people who just wants to just blatantly do it for the obvious reasons, maybe you're just a guy that doesn't understand and you're uninformed.
00:30:09.000 And you, if you can be brought to kind of see the light, you'll understand that there's really nothing different about it.
00:30:15.000 And see, the problem is the anti-gun mentality.
00:30:17.000 A lot of these folks, you're talking like the Ivy League people and the guys that graduate from these prestigious colleges up north and everything, and they think, oh, well, everybody in the South's a dumb redneck, and they stereotype gun owners as like rednecks and overalls sitting on their front porch chewing on a piece of straw and watching the sun rise.
00:30:36.000 You know, they think we're just a bunch That actually doesn't sound like a bad morning.
00:30:40.000 Straw is delicious.
00:30:41.000 That sounds like a fun morning to be, you know, but the thing is, they think they're a bunch of dumb, uneducated rednecks, and if you ask your average anti-gun guy, who's just your traditional leftist, well-educated anti-gunner, who just thinks he knows everything, if you ask them if they've ever even met somebody in the South, they're probably like, what?
00:31:00.000 No.
00:31:00.000 Yeah, well, we did that video and one guy actually told us.
00:31:03.000 I'll send it to you after this.
00:31:04.000 He said, you know, they're getting their guns from the NRA. They think the NRA sells firearms.
00:31:11.000 And these are smart people.
00:31:12.000 The analogy I use is like, listen, you guys are bright.
00:31:14.000 I consider myself marginally intelligent.
00:31:17.000 I know nothing about the rules of lacrosse.
00:31:20.000 I've never played lacrosse.
00:31:21.000 You probably don't know a ton about those rules.
00:31:24.000 It doesn't mean we're stupid.
00:31:25.000 It means you don't know about lacrosse.
00:31:26.000 That's them with firearms.
00:31:28.000 Only the Second Amendment is a fundamental right, and it could save your life.
00:31:32.000 But it doesn't mean that I'm going to try to tell someone how to play lacrosse.
00:31:36.000 I don't know anything about lacrosse, so why should I make a rule?
00:31:42.000 Well, they do hit each other with sticks, which as a former hockey player just seems unbelievably brutal, and we need stick control.
00:31:48.000 Okay, so we move into this election.
00:31:50.000 Clintons are back.
00:31:51.000 Let me ask, for people who don't really understand, right, whether it's Trump or Hillary Clinton, we've tried to take a balanced view.
00:31:57.000 What's at stake here?
00:31:58.000 What does Hillary Clinton believe about firearms?
00:32:01.000 And how would that affect the Supreme Court, the actual legislation?
00:32:05.000 Is it fear-mongering?
00:32:06.000 Are there legitimate concerns?
00:32:08.000 There's plenty of legitimate concerns.
00:32:09.000 I mean, Hillary just frankly believes that no general citizen in the United States should be able to arm a firearm at all.
00:32:15.000 That's the ultimate goal for these people.
00:32:17.000 And just her mentality.
00:32:19.000 She wants the entire populace disarmed.
00:32:21.000 And the way that they go about doing that is very systematic and small little pieces at a time.
00:32:26.000 So with a Clinton presidency or a new Clinton presidency, you could have swings in the Supreme Court, which is where a lot of the rulings on We're good to go.
00:32:47.000 On five versus four votes.
00:32:50.000 There wasn't a decisive vote.
00:32:52.000 It was a middle-of-the-road vote with one swing.
00:32:55.000 That was it.
00:32:55.000 And that shouldn't even be a thing.
00:32:57.000 If you're talking about the fundamental rights of the people to bear arms, and whether or not that's an individual right, how is that even a thing?
00:33:05.000 How is that not a unanimous...
00:33:07.000 Well, of course they do.
00:33:08.000 In my personal opinion, and I speak for air too, I'm sure, but that is not up for discussion.
00:33:12.000 I'm sorry.
00:33:13.000 It's not.
00:33:14.000 No, it's not.
00:33:15.000 And it's important, like you're talking about, these Supreme Court cases cut through the social media drama, cut through people writing blogs.
00:33:21.000 The four votes against it were not magazine capacity limitations.
00:33:27.000 It was, we have to say that based on our interpretation, private citizens have no right to own firearms whatsoever, and it should be left to local jurisdiction.
00:33:36.000 That's terrifying.
00:33:37.000 It's very terrifying.
00:33:39.000 I mean, look at California.
00:33:40.000 You know, I've always believed, and I know to be true, that self-protection and self-preservation is a basic, fundamental human right no matter where you are in the world.
00:33:50.000 It doesn't matter where you live, you have a right to defend yourself with at least the same force that everybody around you has.
00:33:56.000 So if, I don't know, you're over in a grass hut in somewhere, some third world country, and the other guys have metal sharp sticks, should you have to have wooden sharp sticks?
00:34:06.000 I mean, It's really just so terrifying that they think that way.
00:34:10.000 And the thing about the anti-gun mentality at the level of people like Hillary Clinton is she's actually not anti-gun.
00:34:17.000 She's just anti-you having guns.
00:34:19.000 And again, it's that greater-than-thou type attitude.
00:34:22.000 It's elitist mentality of, oh, well, we can't let all the slaves and all the nobodies have guns, so that doesn't make sense.
00:34:29.000 Only my bodyguards should have guns.
00:34:30.000 And you can tell a lot about a person by how they talk to their subordinates.
00:34:35.000 And Hillary...
00:34:38.000 She yells at people.
00:34:39.000 There's been cases where people have overheard her yelling and being really rude to the Secret Service that's protecting her.
00:34:47.000 And those people are there to protect your life, to make sure no one tries to do anything harmful to you.
00:34:52.000 And you're going to be disrespectful to those people and yell at them and treat them like crap.
00:34:57.000 Character goes a long way when you're running for office.
00:35:00.000 I mean, I know that we've lost that.
00:35:02.000 We've lost those ideals as a nation and those principles seem to kind of fall into the wayside.
00:35:07.000 But there was a time when men were respected Well, she did get an apartment in New York for a few weeks before she became a senator, so she put in the time.
00:35:26.000 She did the work.
00:35:27.000 She's not a slacker.
00:35:28.000 It's actually upsetting to me.
00:35:29.000 She has the perfect physique for concealed carry and puts it to no use.
00:35:32.000 It's just like a shelf.
00:35:34.000 So many shelves and crevices.
00:35:35.000 No need to get a crevice.
00:35:37.000 Cravi?
00:35:38.000 I don't know what the term is, but it's like, what do you have, a custom holster?
00:35:38.000 I don't know.
00:35:41.000 No.
00:35:42.000 Just my oddly shaped body.
00:35:44.000 Hillary Clinton, I mean.
00:35:46.000 Sorry.
00:35:46.000 I mean, you guys have probably heard about some of the physical issues that she's having.
00:35:53.000 There's health issues that have kind of come out, and eventually she's going to have to answer that.
00:35:58.000 Some people think she has Parkinson's.
00:35:59.000 She did.
00:36:00.000 She opened a pickle jar.
00:36:01.000 She opened a pickle jar.
00:36:02.000 What more do you want?
00:36:02.000 What more do you want?
00:36:04.000 So she's got these special SUVs that have to be purposely low for her to be able to get in and out.
00:36:10.000 And they have to help her up to the podium and help her back.
00:36:13.000 And there's been photos that, oh, oddly enough, probably some of the Secret Service guys took that she's been so rude.
00:36:20.000 Yeah, here's how you can tell when Secret Service doesn't like you.
00:36:23.000 Like Barack Obama, when someone who you know is Secret Service videotaped his workout using three-pound dumbbells for like 40 minutes and leaked it.
00:36:31.000 That's not a guy who's your buddy.
00:36:35.000 If he's your friend, he goes, alright, we're going to get this right camera angle, we're going to make it look like you're deadlifting 450, okay?
00:36:40.000 Instead, you're like, alright, get him doing shrugs with the three pounds and leak it to live leak.
00:36:45.000 You know, edit in like these huge...
00:36:52.000 So with Hillary Clinton, though, would you say, because there's a lot of demagoguery, I guess people would say, where people...
00:36:52.000 The wincing...
00:36:59.000 America can't sustain this.
00:37:01.000 This is the most pivotal election.
00:37:03.000 I don't know that this is the most pivotal in some other aspects, like economically, maybe foreign policy.
00:37:08.000 I think Obama and Hillary have been...
00:37:11.000 It's pretty consistent.
00:37:12.000 They've been worse in their carrying out of them, but their foreign policy.
00:37:17.000 When it comes to firearms, though, and then we'll go to a break, real quick, is this the most consequential election you think in a long time?
00:37:24.000 In a while, yeah.
00:37:25.000 I think so.
00:37:26.000 I mean, because you've got basically another Clinton coming into play, and we know what the former Clinton presidency gave us.
00:37:33.000 So, and they've learned from their mistakes.
00:37:36.000 I think that there's also a double-edged sword there.
00:37:38.000 You know, we know what we're getting with another Clinton.
00:37:41.000 We know what to expect there.
00:37:42.000 So there's a little bit, that hurts them a little bit going into it because they know that they have to kind of, you know, act a certain way in order to not, you know, sway things that way.
00:37:52.000 But then with Trump, it's like, you know, a lot of people don't like Trump, and I know that, you know, there's not a lot of support, so it's random.
00:37:59.000 I mean, we don't know really.
00:38:00.000 I mean, Trump says he supports the Second Amendment, but...
00:38:02.000 Well, let's talk about that.
00:38:03.000 Hold that thought.
00:38:03.000 We'll talk about that after the break because we have to go to our evil corporate overlords.
00:38:08.000 IraqVeteran8888, if you change the channel, we're going to buy an assault weapon in your name.
00:38:12.000 Don't do it.
00:38:13.000 don't do that so what time are we meeting at the movies Well, there's options.
00:38:27.000 We've got an 815 and it looks like a 935.
00:38:31.000 Okay, that works.
00:38:32.000 Yeah, okay, cool.
00:38:33.000 Well, I can book some tickets now.
00:38:35.000 Okay, so I'll meet you then.
00:38:37.000 Starts at 9.30, the movie?
00:38:37.000 When is it?
00:38:39.000 Probably previews.
00:38:39.000 Yeah, it starts at 9.30.
00:38:41.000 Oh, Kristen Stewart's in it.
00:38:43.000 Never mind.
00:38:47.000 When it's time to party, we will party hard.
00:39:16.000 Glad to be back.
00:39:17.000 Glad to have some gamers here who've come on.
00:39:19.000 We have Eric and Chad from YouTube.com slash IraqVeteran8888.
00:39:19.000 They're willing to dance.
00:39:24.000 Oh, by the way, thank you for your service.
00:39:26.000 We should have said that before.
00:39:27.000 People going to write letters.
00:39:30.000 Appreciate that.
00:39:30.000 Oh, yeah.
00:39:31.000 Appreciate that.
00:39:32.000 So you were talking about this before the break because now that we've spent all of our time just defecating on Hillary Clinton, you said with Trump, you'd like to think he's pro-Second Amendment, but Chad, you seem to have some reservations or maybe unsure.
00:39:45.000 Explain that a little bit.
00:39:46.000 If you look at some of his past history and just some of the things that he said back in the early to mid-90s and even later on, Trump used to be a Democrat, basically, and he said some things about firearms that were not exactly pro-Second Amendment, but now he's changed face, become a Republican or a conservative in name, and some people think that he's a rhino, which is a Republican in name only.
00:40:10.000 And that he's running as a conservative, but really, no matter who wins the election, some people think that we're still going to have democratic ideals in the White House.
00:40:20.000 So it's a scary situation because it's that trust factor.
00:40:26.000 It's like, can we really trust Trump?
00:40:29.000 I would say, I think, listen, I've had those issues, and I think correctly so on things like immigration, where he sometimes kind of pivots on the economy and taxes.
00:40:37.000 I think, and correct me if I'm wrong, either Eric or Chad, whoever wants to chime in, with the Second Amendment, it is such a winning issue, and it is one that they cannot risk pissing off their base.
00:40:47.000 I think he would have to acquiesce to people like you and myself.
00:40:51.000 I think that's kind of a fail-safe.
00:40:54.000 Well, that's very important to mention, too, because, you know, the NRA endorses Trump.
00:40:59.000 Right.
00:40:59.000 So, you know, the NRA wouldn't come out and say, hey, you know, we're endorsing Trump for president.
00:41:05.000 I'm sure that there's, like, this talk to go on behind the scenes where they probably sat down with him and probably got the skinny and probably thought, okay, this guy has a pretty good chance for the Second Amendment.
00:41:14.000 Now, you know, granted, you know, Eric Trump, isn't that his son?
00:41:19.000 Eric, I believe his name is Eric Trump.
00:41:22.000 Eric Trump's son loves to shoot.
00:41:24.000 And there's been multiple people in the industry that I've dealt with on a regular basis that have, like, shot with him.
00:41:29.000 They said he loves guns and everything like that.
00:41:31.000 So you can't imagine, like, a gathering of the Trump family getting together and hanging out and a few guns not get broken out and have some fun and do some shooting.
00:41:42.000 I mean, come on.
00:41:45.000 Well, I'm not saying that's the only thing.
00:41:47.000 You think, like, during The Apprentice when he was firing people, he had the old Valentine's Day Massacre gun bolted underneath the table?
00:41:55.000 Yeah.
00:41:56.000 So the thing is, like, there's a very big difference between, all right, I took a two-shot shotgun and went out and shot crap, and I own an AR-4.
00:42:05.000 To the other's perspective, I own an AR and a handgun for self-defense.
00:42:09.000 Those are two very different aspects of the Second Amendment, I believe.
00:42:12.000 And you've got people who go, yeah, I support the Second Amendment, but do they really understand what it's really about, what it really means in this country that we now have, over the course of the last 20 years, we've seen a huge influx in the self-defense gun culture, the culture of self-defense, the culture of responsibility.
00:42:32.000 And I believe that that has come full circle now.
00:42:35.000 And there are more gun owners now than ever Who embrace the idea of the culture of self-defense to include women now, you know?
00:42:43.000 Well, I would love to get you guys on board, and not that pressure on air, but we're going to do a video with Dave Rubin out in California.
00:42:49.000 He has a show on YouTube, pretty popular.
00:42:51.000 He's a moderate, sort of gay, center-left.
00:42:55.000 I think he just endorsed Gary Johnson.
00:42:56.000 But he had never owned a firearm.
00:42:58.000 And this is my theory.
00:42:59.000 I've said, listen, if you know someone who's on the fence who's never owned a firearm, hashtag, and we got it trending, hashtag gift a gun.
00:43:07.000 Buy a gun, have it shipped to their FFL, so that way they have to go through the paperwork.
00:43:13.000 Because all it takes for someone to know that Hillary Clinton is lying, all it takes to know that someone like Barack Obama is lying, is for that person to have ever bought a gun.
00:43:21.000 Whenever they hear someone on TV say, you can get these guns with no background checks, even a liberal but who had a gun given to them as a gift is going to sell...
00:43:28.000 I had to do that.
00:43:28.000 Bullcrap.
00:43:30.000 And I think that'd be a great thing to get more people on board.
00:43:33.000 Just getting other people, even if they end up selling it or trading it in, at least they've had to go through the process and they understand there is a process.
00:43:40.000 Yeah, I mean, not only that idea that you're talking about, but also getting them out to the range.
00:43:45.000 Because I think that's the real crux.
00:43:47.000 It's not so much the, like, getting the gun and doing the paperwork.
00:43:50.000 Okay, then you go out in your car and you're like...
00:43:52.000 No, no, but a two-prong because the lie that you don't need to do any paper, it's easier to get a gun than a toothbrush, and then get them obviously training if they want to use it, but just getting them in the process so they know that's a lie, it's very easy to debunk.
00:44:06.000 They know it's not just as easy as going into a grocery store and buying like a little package, like in a meat package with a pistol in it.
00:44:13.000 Exactly!
00:44:14.000 Is it still good?
00:44:17.000 That's like the misconceptions that we were talking about earlier and just the public ignorance as a whole.
00:44:22.000 I mean, you think, okay, you hear the gun show loophole all the time.
00:44:25.000 Oh, the gun show loophole, we have to close that.
00:44:26.000 Well, guess what?
00:44:27.000 It doesn't really exist.
00:44:28.000 I mean, a gun show, if you buy from a dealer, you still have to be paid for.
00:44:32.000 If you have a carry permit, you can buy without going through a background check because you've already been through an extensive federal background check to obtain that carry permit.
00:44:40.000 And people do not know the process, and they just think, oh, well, I could just go out and just buy a gun on the street.
00:44:46.000 Oh, on the street.
00:44:47.000 Where's the thing that started online?
00:44:50.000 You can get it online with no background check.
00:44:53.000 That's a big thing, too.
00:44:54.000 I mean, if you buy a gun online, you can get normally a better price, or if you buy something on Gunbroker that's used, or like Antique or whatever, it still has to ship to an FFL, and you still have to be transferred.
00:45:07.000 But here's my point.
00:45:09.000 We know this.
00:45:09.000 The people who have never done it can't know that.
00:45:12.000 And so they take it at face value.
00:45:13.000 Well, I could just order a gun from NoBackgroundCheck.com and it'll ship to my door with my Amazon pantry!
00:45:19.000 Well, I got it!
00:45:21.000 Well, no, and I'm glad that there are channels out there.
00:45:24.000 I think the firearm community, we've talked about this, is a great sort of microcosm for people to see.
00:45:29.000 They tend to lean more right, they're more conservative, but they're more free thinkers and they're not just married to the left-right paradigm.
00:45:36.000 And so it's more indicative of a diverse sort of, I guess, sort of intellectual diversity you see there.
00:45:42.000 And I'm glad to see more people on there.
00:45:44.000 So real quick, before we go, where can people best find you?
00:45:48.000 Go on to YouTube and just type in IRACVeteran8888.
00:45:52.000 We'll pop up.
00:45:53.000 We've got over a thousand videos on YouTube.
00:45:55.000 We do all different kind of stuff.
00:45:57.000 We have a series called Gun Gripes where we basically talk about these exact subjects.
00:46:02.000 In fact, the spirit of this video makes me think exactly of that.
00:46:06.000 you mentioned like forward thinking and kind of open-minded so that that's definitely what we're all about in terms of individualism i mean that's the biggest thing that we we get at is just be an individual don't be a subject be an individual be responsible for yourself right absolutely the The right to basic human self-preservation.
00:46:23.000 Eric, Chad, thank you so much.
00:46:25.000 But we have to let them go back to chew their straw.
00:46:28.000 888. Stay with us or you're racist.
00:46:31.000 Former Governor of Minnesota, Jesse Ventura here.
00:46:47.000 The bod.
00:46:48.000 This week, while the tabloids are trying to keep you distracted with your mind on Donald Trump going down to Mexico, or the feud going on between Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift as they Instagram pictures of their fat asses, That's just the mainstream media trying to keep you out in the cold from the issues that really matter.
00:47:13.000 Like the fact that Hillary Clinton's security detail and their complicit a** munchers in the media are trying to actively cover up the fact that Hillary Rodham Clinton has stage 4 Zika virus.
00:47:30.000 Know the facts.
00:47:35.000 The facts.
00:47:45.000 Here we go.
00:47:46.000 Here we go.
00:48:09.000 I think not Gay Jared's camera's not working.
00:48:10.000 It's not working.
00:48:12.000 The power outage just fried it.
00:48:14.000 He had something wrong with his whole deal going on.
00:48:16.000 The first day of the YouTube new rules.
00:48:22.000 Hashtag YouTube is over party.
00:48:25.000 And this happens.
00:48:26.000 It's the first time our stream goes out, so we appreciate you guys watching or listening to the podcast.
00:48:30.000 So this is what's happened.
00:48:31.000 This is big right now in the news.
00:48:33.000 YouTube today.
00:48:36.000 Or this week, just decided to implement some new rules with advertising.
00:48:39.000 This is important for you to know, whether you're on YouTube, whether you're not.
00:48:42.000 The YouTube community is really upset, but this is how it affects you.
00:48:46.000 And the new guidelines to determine whether a video is advertiser-friendly includes no foul language, also no controversial topics.
00:48:57.000 So they've been demonetizing videos in record numbers.
00:48:59.000 This has been happening with YouTube.
00:49:01.000 Some of the biggest YouTubers out there have had this.
00:49:03.000 And we had a few.
00:49:04.000 We had a few videos that were demonetized.
00:49:06.000 Not all of them.
00:49:07.000 But let me sort of give you some inside baseball here.
00:49:10.000 A couple of things.
00:49:12.000 I've been on YouTube for a long time.
00:49:14.000 YouTube has the right, I want to be clear with this, YouTube has the right to remove anyone they want from their platform and to not monetize videos.
00:49:20.000 However, YouTube has never created content, really.
00:49:23.000 YouTube has simply provided a platform.
00:49:25.000 YouTube would not be a multi-billion dollar entity if not for the people who create content on YouTube.
00:49:32.000 Your camera's working.
00:49:33.000 Your camera's working.
00:49:34.000 You're a YouTube guy, too.
00:49:36.000 I've been on there since 2006.
00:49:37.000 We were some of the first partners.
00:49:39.000 Now, YouTube created a partner program.
00:49:41.000 In other words, they pay people a split of advertising revenue to create content on YouTube.
00:49:44.000 Why?
00:49:45.000 Because otherwise there'd be no reason to be on YouTube.
00:49:47.000 So to build this business, they courted people to create content, and they courted them under the guise of, hey, open expression, as long as you bring an audience, you can make money.
00:49:57.000 Now they're getting greedy and saying, eh, we want all the money, we want more advertisers, we want premium advertisers, so we want to turn YouTube into the Disney Channel.
00:50:06.000 And they're going after channels left and right.
00:50:08.000 Let me give you some inside baseball from us.
00:50:10.000 We were with a studio with YouTube, Studio 71.
00:50:14.000 Now, I don't think I'm saying, you know, you always have to be careful because of moral turpitude clauses, so I will only say exactly what has happened.
00:50:19.000 I won't give an opinion.
00:50:22.000 We've gone back and forth with these people in Studio 71.
00:50:25.000 I'm pretty sure, you know, they're out there in California.
00:50:27.000 I'm pretty sure they're not conservatives.
00:50:28.000 I knew that going in.
00:50:30.000 Give you an idea, I've worked with people at YouTube and we've dealt with issues.
00:50:32.000 I worked with someone there at Google.
00:50:33.000 She was very nice.
00:50:35.000 She never knew somebody ever in her life who'd owned a gun, nor could fathom the reason someone might want to own a gun.
00:50:41.000 These are the people setting the guidelines at YouTube.
00:50:43.000 That's important for you to know.
00:50:46.000 We were with Studio 71.
00:50:50.000 Immediately after, it could be entirely coincidence, we went after the Young Turks and made fun of them.
00:50:55.000 Now, KJ, you need to back me up on this.
00:50:56.000 Yep, yep, it's true.
00:50:57.000 They told us this relationship hasn't gone the direction we expected it to go.
00:51:02.000 We think it's probably better if we part ways.
00:51:05.000 To be fair, I had said that before.
00:51:08.000 To the day, today, where all the videos are being monetized across different platforms...
00:51:15.000 We were officially released from Studio 71, and every single one of our videos was demonetized.
00:51:22.000 Every single one!
00:51:23.000 Now, I think they're going to be re-monetized.
00:51:26.000 Here's the thing.
00:51:27.000 I understand this is advertiser-driven, so you need to look at the advertisers, if they're the ones who are creating these guidelines, and list them publicly.
00:51:33.000 I don't believe that every single advertiser finds gun to be an offensive word.
00:51:37.000 That's one thing on YouTube.
00:51:38.000 We've noticed, if we create a video on YouTube and we say gun in the title...
00:51:43.000 Your video is not approved.
00:51:44.000 It can't be advertised.
00:51:45.000 It's not advertiser-friendly, right?
00:51:47.000 Well, they still put ads on it and they make money.
00:51:49.000 They just don't pay their partners who create the content.
00:51:51.000 That's an important portion, too.
00:51:52.000 There still will be some form of ad.
00:51:54.000 You just won't make money on it.
00:51:56.000 So do they have the right?
00:51:57.000 Yes.
00:51:57.000 Is this censorship?
00:51:58.000 Here's what's so important.
00:51:58.000 No.
00:51:59.000 This is the mob mentality, the bullying, right?
00:52:02.000 If they tell people, don't say gun.
00:52:04.000 You say, okay, I'm going to criticize.
00:52:05.000 You can't criticize Islam.
00:52:07.000 If they say you can't say anything politically incorrect, you can't make fun of feminists, what happens?
00:52:12.000 People who now depend on YouTube for their livelihood, they begin to self-censor.
00:52:16.000 We've even said, well, how can we get a round gun?
00:52:18.000 We use words like firearm.
00:52:20.000 You can't use firearm.
00:52:21.000 Second Amendment, they still flag it.
00:52:23.000 So this has been happening with YouTube.
00:52:25.000 They haven't necessarily had our back.
00:52:27.000 One thing I want to talk about, we haven't been hit as bad because we don't cuss a lot.
00:52:30.000 It's not necessarily ideologically driven for people asking these questions.
00:52:33.000 It's not necessarily ideologically driven from what we've seen on YouTube.
00:52:36.000 It does seem like profanity plays a big factor.
00:52:38.000 We don't do that a lot.
00:52:39.000 Not because we can't.
00:52:41.000 The show is syndicated terrestrially.
00:52:43.000 You've probably heard though if you could count on one hand the amount of times that I've said something that wouldn't be allowed on traditional TV. Why is that?
00:52:51.000 It's not that it offends me.
00:52:53.000 One of my favorite comedians, Nick DiPaolo, was as profane as he gets.
00:52:56.000 It's just not really me.
00:52:58.000 It's not really not gay Jared.
00:52:59.000 And I will say this.
00:53:01.000 I have no problem with someone who can be incredibly articulate who uses cussing to punctuate a sentence.
00:53:06.000 My dad, when he swears, it's hysterical.
00:53:09.000 But it's definitely a crutch.
00:53:11.000 And I do think...
00:53:13.000 This is entirely personal preference.
00:53:15.000 We try and keep the organic nature of being online, but the professionalism in our language and the ability to articulate a point that you would expect from someone in traditional media.
00:53:26.000 We try to elevate that.
00:53:28.000 And I do think that people who rely...
00:53:30.000 Well, let's just roll these clips.
00:53:32.000 It just feels kind of hack sometimes, the people who need to accentuate every word with a cuss word because the teacher's not watching.
00:53:37.000 See if you see what I mean.
00:53:38.000 Right-wing PC outrage.
00:53:41.000 Same thing here with this s**t.
00:53:42.000 Because we'd have a s**tier country with a bunch of idiots running around without education.
00:53:47.000 We need you to get the f**k.
00:53:48.000 Because they're emotional little babies.
00:53:50.000 I say, get the f*** over it.
00:53:52.000 And I'm going to say that now to the right-wingers.
00:53:53.000 Get the f*** over it.
00:53:54.000 Stop being little PC right-wing bitches.
00:53:56.000 That's what you are.
00:53:57.000 And when people are buying s***...
00:53:59.000 Get the f*** over it.
00:54:00.000 You know, we should all not try to f***ing...
00:54:02.000 There must be punishment for this.
00:54:05.000 We're making more s*** than we've ever made before.
00:54:08.000 Yes, you certainly are.
00:54:10.000 You know, it just doesn't sound very professional.
00:54:13.000 It just sounds like a lot of people who go, uh, uh, it's a word whisker.
00:54:19.000 They're trying to think.
00:54:20.000 The F word...
00:54:21.000 By the way, anyone can make a highlight reel.
00:54:23.000 That did not take long to come up with.
00:54:25.000 And by the way, the only reason we use Kyle Kalinske, I know some of you are fans, is because he addressed me and insulted me in his last video, but then refused to show up for debate.
00:54:32.000 And I really admire the guy.
00:54:33.000 He just knows how to frame a shot.
00:54:36.000 Yes, stop it!
00:54:38.000 Come on, he's not a professional.
00:54:39.000 And that's the point.
00:54:40.000 We try to elevate this a little bit.
00:54:42.000 So it's not...
00:54:43.000 We don't not swear because anyone tells us not to.
00:54:46.000 We have...
00:54:47.000 You know, listen.
00:54:47.000 It's just not...
00:54:48.000 Someone thinks they're being real and authentic and cussing.
00:54:53.000 I wouldn't be authentic if that's what I did.
00:54:55.000 We say some stuff off-air that we wouldn't say on-air sometimes.
00:54:55.000 We probably...
00:54:59.000 Probably sometimes things...
00:55:01.000 You know, you say things with family members that you trust them.
00:55:03.000 But I think a lot of people...
00:55:05.000 I don't think so at all.
00:55:21.000 It's just like talking on air.
00:55:22.000 So this is the way we talk.
00:55:23.000 And so that's why we don't swear a whole lot.
00:55:25.000 And yeah, again, I come from traditional media, Fox News, film, radio, CNN, all of these, you know, BBC, you name the network, I've done it.
00:55:33.000 And so they have guidelines and it's somewhat ingrained into me.
00:55:36.000 I'm getting texts from Iraq veteran now.
00:55:38.000 We're going to have Dave Rubin up next.
00:55:40.000 Something else, too.
00:55:42.000 If we were to ever go daily, hashtag never daily, if you want to know how to support us because of the demonetization, it's very simple.
00:55:48.000 Here are the free things you can do.
00:55:50.000 Bookmark louderwithcrader.com.
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00:55:59.000 All of these things are free.
00:56:00.000 If you like the content, it allows us to get a hold of you.
00:56:03.000 If YouTube tries to ban us or if Facebook, as we've had these tussles before.
00:56:07.000 And I will say this, if we were to ever go daily, if it were ever to be a part of the discussion, there's not an announcement coming in October or November, we're not going to do a Patreon, a $1 here, a $2 there.
00:56:19.000 If we were to ever do it, it would be created in a way so that we could sustain what we do.
00:56:24.000 Here's the thing, you can't complain about censorship on YouTube and then not pay for content.
00:56:27.000 It would be something in a way that we want to provide such immense value, you would feel compelled to pay.
00:56:33.000 It wouldn't just be me.
00:56:35.000 It would be a network of people.
00:56:37.000 If we were to ever go daily, perhaps some top YouTubers you would like.
00:56:40.000 Perhaps some number one New York Times bestsellers who you would like.
00:56:43.000 You'd go, man, I wish they had a show.
00:56:44.000 If we were to ever actually do a daily show, we would take everything that's free now is free.
00:56:49.000 It'll always stay free.
00:56:51.000 Okay?
00:56:52.000 But we would take that daily show off of YouTube for reasons like the stream tonight, for reasons like YouTube demonetizing it, so that you can support.
00:57:00.000 If you want to support what we do, great.
00:57:01.000 We don't try and hawk you a bunch of stuff.
00:57:03.000 We don't want your money if you don't want to support the program.
00:57:06.000 And we don't want to ask for charity.
00:57:08.000 We want to create something that's of value and partner up with the right people.
00:57:12.000 If we were to ever go daily.
00:57:13.000 But hashtag never daily, we're not going to do it at any point.
00:57:17.000 So, and this is the reason for that.
00:57:18.000 You don't want to be dependent.
00:57:19.000 I think Drudge called them social media ghettos.
00:57:22.000 I think the backlash is going to be unbelievable with YouTube because unlike Facebook or Twitter, you know, Facebook, your grandmother's on and they post cat pictures.
00:57:28.000 YouTube is entirely dependent on the content.
00:57:32.000 I've seen the noose ones.
00:57:33.000 I've seen the prairie dogs' testicles.
00:57:35.000 I've also seen the Norway-ish reindeer.
00:57:39.000 The Norwegian, right?
00:57:40.000 You couldn't find it.
00:57:41.000 You were deliberating over that.
00:57:43.000 Yeah, for like a couple minutes.
00:57:45.000 In fact, I thought about it for like the last minute.
00:57:46.000 I thought I had it right, and I went with that.
00:57:49.000 That was a one-minute thought there.
00:57:51.000 No, we have Colin Kaepernick next.
00:57:51.000 Oh, that's right.
00:57:52.000 He's texting me.
00:57:53.000 We're going to have Colin Kaepernick next before Dave Rubin.
00:57:55.000 So we wanted to talk about that.
00:57:56.000 It's pretty clear.
00:57:57.000 YouTube has the right to do what they do.
00:57:58.000 But here's something that's really clear.
00:58:00.000 You know YouTube, obviously, is run by leftists.
00:58:02.000 You know Facebook, Twitter, Silicon Valley.
00:58:04.000 They're all very, very far to the left.
00:58:05.000 Look at their safety councils.
00:58:07.000 They're all blue-haired, hairy-pitted, unshaven feminists.
00:58:11.000 This is what they do.
00:58:12.000 The left doesn't believe in freedom of speech.
00:58:15.000 It's not a part of the platform.
00:58:17.000 And I don't just mean Democrats in the United States.
00:58:19.000 I mean the movement.
00:58:20.000 I mean Bernie Sanders.
00:58:21.000 I mean socialists in Canada.
00:58:23.000 I mean socialists in the UK. It's not a part of their platform.
00:58:26.000 If you can point me in the United States to any mainstream conservative Republican platform that calls for the banning of offensive speech, I would be shocked.
00:58:37.000 Don't reach all the way back for Tipper Gore after Columbine and violent video games.
00:58:42.000 Even if you're a liberal, this is one thing, and we'll talk about that with Dave Rewin, you have to acknowledge.
00:58:47.000 Private businesses have the right to do this, but it almost always happens when it's run by leftists.
00:58:53.000 Speech eventually degrades to the point that it evaporates.
00:58:58.000 So hopefully we've crystallized our thoughts, and we're not going anywhere.
00:59:01.000 We're going to be on YouTube.
00:59:02.000 We're still creating free content.
00:59:03.000 We may take a financial hit.
00:59:05.000 In your living room, staring at your children.
00:59:08.000 That is, well, it's necessary.
00:59:10.000 Hey there, bald baby.
00:59:10.000 I saw you on Twitter.
00:59:12.000 You know, that was too much.
00:59:14.000 That was creepy?
00:59:15.000 It was too much.
00:59:15.000 Was that too much?
00:59:16.000 Was that the line?
00:59:17.000 Yeah, it was the line.
00:59:17.000 I found the line.
00:59:18.000 When he went descriptive with the baby.
00:59:20.000 Generic baby is fine.
00:59:22.000 Descriptive just seems a whole new look.
00:59:24.000 Hey there, generic baby.
00:59:24.000 Hey, after the break, call him Kaepernick.
00:59:26.000 Kaepernick.
00:59:26.000 Kaepernick?
00:59:27.000 Apparently he's black.
00:59:27.000 I don't know.
00:59:28.000 We didn't know that either.
00:59:29.000 Being president's a hard job.
00:59:39.000 It requires a candidate who's healthy, vibrant, and full of stamina.
00:59:45.000 Hopper wants your vote.
00:59:47.000 But here he is at the veterinarian clinic.
00:59:51.000 Look at him.
00:59:52.000 He can barely walk.
00:59:54.000 Is he addicted to painkillers?
00:59:58.000 Here he is wearing the cone of shame.
01:00:02.000 It's so big he can't even get on the couch.
01:00:05.000 What's he trying to hide?
01:00:08.000 If a candidate won't release their veterinary records, you can't trust them with your country.
01:00:15.000 Fit for the presidency, Hopper says?
01:00:17.000 I take not.
01:00:19.000 Unfit.
01:00:20.000 Unqualified.
01:00:22.000 And un-American.
01:00:26.000 Hey Jared, what are you doing?
01:00:28.000 Shooting bad guys.
01:00:29.000 With what?
01:00:30.000 By AR-15.
01:00:31.000 Where'd you get it?
01:00:32.000 AR-15.com.
01:00:33.000 Enunciate it more clearly so our audience can hear.
01:00:36.000 AR-15.com.
01:00:38.000 That's better.
01:00:39.000 They sell guns now?
01:00:41.000 Yeah, they do.
01:00:42.000 Are they any good?
01:00:43.000 They're the best.
01:00:44.000 Where from?
01:00:45.000 AR-15.com.
01:00:46.000 Kapoor!
01:00:47.000 Did you really make that sound?
01:00:48.000 Didn't have the budget for sound effects.
01:00:50.000 Kaboo!
01:00:51.000 Kabow!
01:00:52.000 Oh, there's another one!
01:00:53.000 Kabow!
01:00:54.000 You shot him!
01:00:55.000 With what?
01:00:56.000 By AR-15!
01:00:57.000 From where?
01:00:57.000 AR-15.com.
01:00:59.000 Hey, how do you know they're bad guys?
01:01:00.000 They're words and burkas.
01:01:01.000 Kabow!
01:01:02.000 That's racist!
01:01:04.000 Glad to be back.
01:01:30.000 Our next guest, a big scoop.
01:01:31.000 Big scoop.
01:01:32.000 I assume, do we have him?
01:01:34.000 We do.
01:01:34.000 We have him on the line.
01:01:35.000 Let me know.
01:01:36.000 Are we ready?
01:01:37.000 I think so.
01:01:37.000 I don't want to waste his time because he's very busy.
01:01:40.000 He's an important guy.
01:01:41.000 He's been at the top of the news.
01:01:42.000 He's an NFL quarterback, right?
01:01:42.000 You know him.
01:01:45.000 Yeah, I think so.
01:01:46.000 He's been in the news for refusing to stand during the national anthem, talking about how he won't support a country that oppresses black people, cause some waves.
01:01:54.000 Colin, Mr.
01:01:55.000 Kaepernick, are you there?
01:01:57.000 Yes, Stephen.
01:01:58.000 How are you?
01:01:59.000 I'm very glad to see you.
01:02:01.000 Thanks for making the time, Mr.
01:02:02.000 Kaepernick.
01:02:03.000 Oh, anytime, Stephen.
01:02:05.000 Well, thanks.
01:02:06.000 I know you're a busy man.
01:02:07.000 Listen, a lot of people, let's dive right into it, are sympathetic to your concerns, I think.
01:02:12.000 Even though I don't agree with you, I'm certainly sympathetic.
01:02:14.000 But they've raised issues, and I would feel this way, on how you've chosen to go about raising awareness for them.
01:02:21.000 So, do you think...
01:02:23.000 Maybe you're hurting your cause more than helping it than if you did it in a more productive way.
01:02:30.000 Look, Stephen, this is how you make friends.
01:02:32.000 You know, when the TSA slows down the airport security line because they want more funding, are the people in line mad at the TSA? No, they love the TSA. They got their hands up.
01:02:43.000 No, no, no.
01:02:44.000 Don't you think you might turn off people, though, by sort of spitting on something so revered?
01:02:49.000 What will you do when this is a stunt, when the shock wears off?
01:02:53.000 No.
01:02:54.000 First off, look, to get people to like you, you need to disrespect what they value.
01:03:01.000 I feel like that's pretty...
01:03:02.000 I don't think that's how it works.
01:03:04.000 But no, I learned it in a book.
01:03:08.000 Are you going to pivot to something that maybe could earn some sympathy?
01:03:11.000 No, this is not just something I thought of off the cuff.
01:03:18.000 This is the one prong of a multi-prong fork.
01:03:23.000 What's prong number two?
01:03:24.000 I'm going to hold a charity Frisbee golf tournament.
01:03:27.000 Well, that doesn't sound so bad.
01:03:30.000 Yeah, we're going to have it over at the Arlington National Cemetery.
01:03:33.000 It's going to be great.
01:03:34.000 Bruno Mars is going to be there.
01:03:36.000 See, Colin, this is what we're talking about.
01:03:37.000 It seems like you're using these sort of political third rails, you know what I mean, Jared, for publicity, and it just seems a little bit scummy, and you're doing more harm to your cause than good.
01:03:49.000 No.
01:03:50.000 Look, this is how you have to do it, like I said.
01:03:55.000 But I'm not going to stand for the anthem.
01:03:59.000 End of story.
01:04:00.000 I'm not going to be complicit in a system that works for a privileged class, but not for the common man, which is why, Stephen, I would like to announce on your show, I'm also not taking any tax deductions this year.
01:04:14.000 Really?
01:04:15.000 None.
01:04:15.000 None at all?
01:04:16.000 You're sure?
01:04:17.000 None.
01:04:18.000 None.
01:04:18.000 I mean, how could I, Stephen?
01:04:20.000 If I'm railing against a system that is working for a privileged class, but it seems a little bit hypocritical.
01:04:28.000 I guess.
01:04:29.000 Yeah, we all need to unite right now.
01:04:32.000 By rejecting a symbol of unity?
01:04:35.000 The flag?
01:04:36.000 Boom.
01:04:37.000 Boom.
01:04:37.000 You got it.
01:04:38.000 See, they'll never see it coming, Stephen.
01:04:40.000 This is like looking off to safety.
01:04:42.000 This is what we do in football.
01:04:43.000 Alright, Colin, let's keep going like this is going really well.
01:04:46.000 Are you worried at all?
01:04:48.000 I mean, Jerry, don't you think...
01:04:50.000 Do you think people might take this as a blanket indictment, some of the things that you say, Colin, against law enforcement?
01:04:55.000 There's some concern with that after Dallas.
01:04:56.000 Do you think some people might misinterpret it?
01:04:58.000 I'm trying to give you some more room here, leeway.
01:05:01.000 Look, Stephen, I think blankets have very, very little to do with this.
01:05:05.000 I got nothing against blankets, be they a comforter or a duvet.
01:05:10.000 I've even been known to use a Snuggie from time to time, but I don't want to distract from the issue at hand.
01:05:16.000 Okay, let's go with that.
01:05:18.000 Do you have a favorite blanket?
01:05:22.000 Blankets.
01:05:23.000 A throw.
01:05:24.000 I'm a quarterback, Steven.
01:05:26.000 I don't know if quarterbacks are known as much for the jokes.
01:05:26.000 Okay.
01:05:31.000 Alright, you've taken this stand.
01:05:33.000 Does it stop here, or are you going to be more hands-on in communities here in the United States going forward?
01:05:39.000 Definitely, absolutely.
01:05:41.000 You know, I'm going to make an announcement when my plans come closer to Frutition.
01:05:47.000 You know, I want to increase awareness of these issues with kids, which is why we're actually organizing a Pokemon Go gathering.
01:05:55.000 Oh, well that sounds interesting.
01:05:57.000 Yeah, over at the Holocaust Museum.
01:05:58.000 Oh, jeez.
01:05:59.000 I've also put together a bit of a brain trust of some of my celebrity friends, some of the brightest guys I know, Chris Brown, Ryan Lochte, Paul Krugman.
01:06:09.000 So it's pretty exciting.
01:06:11.000 It's pretty exciting.
01:06:11.000 Got a lot of stuff going on.
01:06:12.000 Okay, Colin, it seems like you're getting...
01:06:14.000 You're more in tune with current events these days.
01:06:16.000 Would that be a fair assessment?
01:06:17.000 Seems like you're taking an interest.
01:06:18.000 That's just fair to say, Stephen.
01:06:20.000 So then while I have you here, what are your thoughts on...
01:06:23.000 I mean, I think it would affect your African-American part.
01:06:28.000 I didn't research this very much.
01:06:30.000 Okay.
01:06:32.000 Well, I believe let's go with that.
01:06:35.000 What are your thoughts on the global refugee crisis?
01:06:38.000 Should we be taking in more Afghans, for example?
01:06:42.000 Stephen, this is your second question about blankets.
01:06:45.000 I'd like to keep this on topic.
01:06:47.000 Ah, the Afghans.
01:06:48.000 All right.
01:06:48.000 You know what?
01:06:49.000 I don't think you're very well equipped, Colin Kaepernick, to deal with the social issues in the United States.
01:06:54.000 That's fair.
01:06:55.000 Do you have anything left to say?
01:06:58.000 Any parting words?
01:07:00.000 No.
01:07:02.000 Check me out week one.
01:07:02.000 No.
01:07:04.000 Start me in fantasy.
01:07:06.000 All right.
01:07:07.000 Colin Kaepernick, everybody.
01:07:08.000 Hang up on him.
01:07:09.000 Hang up on him.
01:07:11.000 We've got to fire a booker.
01:07:13.000 And by that I mean myself, of course.
01:07:16.000 I don't know how this happens sometimes.
01:07:20.000 Colin Kaepernick, everybody.
01:07:23.000 He doesn't deserve an outro.
01:07:24.000 He doesn't really deserve an outro.
01:07:26.000 He doesn't deserve a whole lot of time, this man.
01:07:30.000 It is one of those issues.
01:07:31.000 Honestly, with Colin Kaepernick, I had no idea that he was black.
01:07:35.000 Let's be honest here.
01:07:36.000 When you saw him, you thought probably Lebanese, something like that.
01:07:40.000 I would bet on him serving my shawarma over my chicken.
01:07:46.000 See, I just said something that was a fact.
01:07:49.000 Maybe Lebanese.
01:07:51.000 And then you took it to a stereotype.
01:07:54.000 Do you see how this happens?
01:07:55.000 Do you see how you think you're following my lead and you just screw it up?
01:07:58.000 See, that's a bad thing.
01:08:00.000 Back to you, Steven.
01:08:03.000 We're getting...
01:08:04.000 Man, the things are just lighting up with the YouTube party is over.
01:08:06.000 And people's talking about...
01:08:07.000 Listen, we said we're not going daily.
01:08:08.000 I'm just saying if we were to ever go daily, we want to provide you with a tremendous and incredible value.
01:08:12.000 We worked really hard in this program.
01:08:13.000 And if we were to ever go daily, which we won't, we would make sure that the quality doesn't suffer.
01:08:18.000 It would only be done with a team.
01:08:19.000 We talked about pies.
01:08:20.000 The power doesn't go down in the middle of a live stream.
01:08:23.000 The power to your TriCaster.
01:08:25.000 If we...
01:08:26.000 We're to do that, like we've talked about, golden ticket, we're going through submissions, there would be more pieces to a whole new pie as far as people being employed.
01:08:34.000 Isn't that wonderful?
01:08:35.000 There's a lot to love about the United States.
01:08:37.000 I hope people understand that.
01:08:38.000 There's both people in this election right now, whether it's Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump, the implication is that America isn't great or someone can fix it.
01:08:45.000 It really doesn't need all that much fixing.
01:08:47.000 It needs someone to get out of the way.
01:08:48.000 We're proof positive of that.
01:08:50.000 I know so many other people on YouTube.
01:08:52.000 They're entrepreneurs.
01:08:53.000 Dave Rubin is one of those guys.
01:08:54.000 And he's coming up next!
01:08:56.000 Dave Rubin, our resident favorite game.
01:08:59.000 Love that game.
01:09:00.000 And now, Anna Kasparian makes a salient point.
01:09:14.000 We'll see you next time.
01:09:16.000 Because we absolutely need to stand for equality in our current economic system!
01:09:23.000 Well, okay, we can have that discussion, but I'm not entirely sure how you mean.
01:09:27.000 I mean we need to have f***ing equality in our current f***ing economic system!
01:09:34.000 F***! Stay tuned for more.
01:09:37.000 Anna Kasparian makes salient points.
01:09:40.000 Anna Kasparian makes salient points.
01:10:10.000 We have our guest, straight-faced, stone-faced.
01:10:12.000 He wants us to know that he does not find us amusing.
01:10:14.000 You can find him on YouTube.com slash RubinReports, all over the social media.
01:10:19.000 Good friend of the show, Dave Rubin.
01:10:21.000 Thank you for being here, sir.
01:10:23.000 Crowder, have you ever thought of doing one of those, like, eight-hour, you know, those things on YouTube, those meditation things, just an eight-hour video where they just play some music and then you just see some...
01:10:34.000 It's usually psychedelic stuff, but I feel like a good cut of your head, Bob's, Would get people tripping.
01:10:41.000 Sounds like a Shia LaBeouf experiment.
01:10:41.000 It would sell.
01:10:43.000 It sounds like a Shia LaBeouf experiment.
01:10:45.000 Only I'm not nearly as...
01:10:46.000 I was looking at you very stoically.
01:10:48.000 I was judging you.
01:10:50.000 Yes, exactly.
01:10:51.000 I could feel the judging piercing through because he appears to be broadcasting from some sort of cheesecloth.
01:10:57.000 I don't know what Dave Rubin is doing.
01:10:58.000 His camera went totally blurry.
01:11:00.000 It's like a short circuit.
01:11:03.000 I don't know about...
01:11:04.000 We're in our studio today, although I'm on a laptop at the moment because we're running a bunch of tests.
01:11:08.000 But when Steve Crowder says, do my show, I drop everything.
01:11:11.000 Well, thank you very much.
01:11:12.000 I'm glad that you...
01:11:13.000 I canceled.
01:11:13.000 I had a seven-figure deal that I was about to sign.
01:11:16.000 I said, no, no.
01:11:17.000 Crowder needs me.
01:11:18.000 This is typical YouTube.
01:11:19.000 Speaking of big deal, you came out, you've endorsed...
01:11:22.000 Have you endorsed or have just said that you're voting for Gary Johnson?
01:11:25.000 For those who don't know, Dave Rubin, sort of a moderate liberal.
01:11:28.000 I don't want to mischaracterize him, but I was surprised to hear the...
01:11:32.000 Gary Johnson.
01:11:33.000 Was it just the Johnson thing?
01:11:35.000 Let's be real.
01:11:37.000 Well, here's my thought on Gary Johnson.
01:11:38.000 So I didn't say I'm going to vote for him.
01:11:41.000 And what I did was I guess you could call it an endorsement.
01:11:44.000 What I basically said in a 14-minute direct-to-camera video was that we desperately, whether you like Trump or you like Hillary or you hate Trump or you hate Hillary or some combination thereof, It is pretty freaking obvious to anyone that has a couple neurons firing in their brain in this country, not that there's many of us left, but there are a couple of us left, and it's pretty obvious to us that we need a third voice in this.
01:12:10.000 Gary Johnson is not a perfect candidate.
01:12:12.000 He's not even a particularly strong candidate, but some of the things that he talks about, about being socially liberal, so he doesn't care who you sleep with, he doesn't care what you smoke, having low taxes, strong defense, but not to nation build, just so that we don't have to use our defense.
01:12:27.000 So we'll have a strong defense.
01:12:28.000 He's for the Second Amendment.
01:12:30.000 He's pretty good on free speech.
01:12:31.000 He was a successful two-term Republican governor in a blue state.
01:12:35.000 Basically, my point was, I don't think this guy is perfect.
01:12:39.000 By the way, a lot of the Libertarians don't like him.
01:12:42.000 He wanted to force the gay cake bakers to bake the cake.
01:12:46.000 I'm a liberal, and I didn't want to force them to do that.
01:12:49.000 So I don't think the guy's the perfect candidate.
01:12:53.000 If nothing else, let's get one more voice in one debate.
01:12:57.000 And Jill Stein just wasn't doing it for you?
01:12:59.000 I mean, she's just a total nutbag.
01:13:02.000 We don't have to waste any sense on her.
01:13:05.000 She's just nuts.
01:13:05.000 But let's get one guy.
01:13:08.000 One time, third guy in there.
01:13:11.000 Get him to 15%.
01:13:12.000 And then, yes.
01:13:13.000 Either after that, Hillary will have him killed or whatever.
01:13:16.000 He won't get in a second one, obviously.
01:13:18.000 But there's a couple weeks here where we could get enough juice behind him to get in there.
01:13:22.000 I don't even think he would do particularly well, but my point is let's get some of these ideas heard.
01:13:26.000 Well, he's used to debating fat strippers at the Libertarian Convention, so making it to the national stage might be a little bit difficult.
01:13:33.000 I mentioned that.
01:13:34.000 The party's a freaking mess.
01:13:36.000 The Libertarian Party, they never do anything down ticket.
01:13:38.000 They think their only chance is to get the presidency first.
01:13:41.000 I mean, the whole party.
01:13:42.000 And look, a party that's brought together on liberty, meaning individual liberty, it's hard to get these people with like a unifying principle behind them.
01:13:49.000 Well, yeah, and you have that even with the Republican Party, certainly more so than the Democratic Party.
01:13:53.000 That's what I talked about.
01:13:54.000 If you look at the Republican debates, you had all different kinds of people.
01:13:56.000 You had black, white, women, older, younger, everything you could imagine.
01:14:00.000 It was a very diverse color palette, gender palette, whatever it is that you want to toss in there to the Republican Party.
01:14:05.000 Then it was just a bunch of old white people, democratic debates in the primaries, and they agreed on everything.
01:14:11.000 Ideologically, you had pro-pot people like Gary Johnson, Rand Paul, who were non-interventionists.
01:14:17.000 You had war hawks like Chris Christie.
01:14:19.000 You had people who weren't politicians like Ben Carson, Carly Fiorina.
01:14:22.000 You had sort of populists like Donald Trump.
01:14:24.000 And on the left, they agreed on everything except they bragged about who got the lowest rating from the NRA, and they all just excoriated Bernie for only getting a D minus.
01:14:33.000 Yeah, even more so with libertarians, but hopefully people on the left are seeing, hey, it's irrefutable now that there's more intellectual diversity coming from the right at this point.
01:14:42.000 Well, look, if you wanted the best situation for both parties, and again, I still think we desperately, desperately need a third party, a viable third party, and that's why I did what I did with Gary Johnson, even if it's not the third party for 2020.
01:14:55.000 We just have to put these people on notice.
01:14:58.000 Stop giving politicians your money.
01:15:00.000 That's what everyone should do, number one.
01:15:02.000 Stop.
01:15:02.000 Even if you love somebody, just stop giving them your money.
01:15:05.000 And if they won't do it because you're not giving them their money, then they're the wrong person in the first place.
01:15:08.000 But to your point, yeah, the Republicans had 17 people.
01:15:11.000 The Democrats really had two, and they pretended to have three with, what's his name, O'Malley.
01:15:17.000 And then there was that one day where they had the four with Lincoln Chafee, which was an absolute joke.
01:15:21.000 Chafee and the other guy who was actually the decent one.
01:15:23.000 What was his name?
01:15:24.000 The old vet.
01:15:26.000 Oh, Webb.
01:15:27.000 Jim Webb.
01:15:28.000 He was the only decent one on that stage.
01:15:30.000 Well, Jim Webb, it was funny because he came off as like a evil 80s character in a Steven Seagal movie, you know, like an American leader gone rogue or something.
01:15:41.000 But he obviously represented a Democratic, you know, the Blue Dog Democrats.
01:15:44.000 And that party doesn't exist anymore.
01:15:46.000 That group doesn't exist anymore.
01:15:49.000 But if you want what's best for the country...
01:15:52.000 I think you'd split the difference between those two things.
01:15:54.000 So you wouldn't have 17 Republicans because it was just an orgy of insanity.
01:15:58.000 And you wouldn't only have two Democrats.
01:16:00.000 If you could get that to a sensible, like, six or eight, with some diversity.
01:16:05.000 So you need the Rand Paul, and you need the more Warhawk guy, and then you need the more centrist.
01:16:10.000 But if you could do that on both sides, then you have an honest discussion.
01:16:13.000 But our system is so broken.
01:16:15.000 Everyone's so sick of it.
01:16:16.000 Everyone sees it now.
01:16:18.000 I hear people say that.
01:16:21.000 And I understand where you're coming from, and I agree.
01:16:22.000 The Republican Party is broken, and either it needs to be entirely fixed from within, 100% renovated, or some people think with Donald Trump, you just destroy it, scorched earth, and rebuild.
01:16:32.000 But I also come from a place like Canada, where you look at the UK. You look at a parliamentary system where you can have someone elected without even close to a majority of the vote because they're so split.
01:16:43.000 And that's a real problem, too.
01:16:44.000 It's kind of like we talk about this with fighting.
01:16:47.000 We have a 10-round must system per round.
01:16:50.000 It's not perfect.
01:16:51.000 But it's as close to being the best system we've had for scoring combat sports.
01:16:51.000 It's flawed.
01:16:55.000 The same thing here.
01:16:56.000 The two-party system that we have in contrast with parliamentary systems, what we had before, is closer to the ideal than what we had before it.
01:17:05.000 And it needs changing.
01:17:06.000 So I get what you're saying, but keep in mind that having two parties in our system has nothing to do with our system.
01:17:11.000 That's just because these two parties have grabbed the power.
01:17:15.000 Our system, there is nothing in our Constitution that says we have to have two parties or anything like that.
01:17:19.000 The two parties have grabbed all the power, crushed everybody else, and every year that someone says, oh, I'm gonna vote another way, everyone says, you're gonna throw your vote away, you know?
01:17:28.000 So we need to at least, I get it, there are all kinds, we can look at all sorts of, you know, countries in Europe where they have parliamentary systems where the tiniest party that has two mandates can topple an entire government because of what you're saying.
01:17:42.000 So I get it that that has its own flaws too, but it's pretty obvious.
01:17:46.000 I mean, look, I know you're not thrilled with the two candidates right now.
01:17:49.000 I'm pretty sure that if there was a sensible, more libertarian guy, I get it why you may not be...
01:17:56.000 Well, I'm guessing you basically like Gary Johnson, right?
01:17:59.000 He seems bitchy.
01:18:00.000 Well, maybe you can help get him out of the closet.
01:18:02.000 He just seems to me like he just, he's, come on, he always sits there and he gets so, you ever see him actually debate other libertarians?
01:18:07.000 I feel he's a little bit entitled to the nomination.
01:18:09.000 When he sat there and debated Austin Peterson, who was the other guy, we had Austin Peterson on the show, he gets snippy and catty and bitchy, and I just find that off-putting.
01:18:19.000 I don't like the carbon tax that he's talked about.
01:18:21.000 I don't like his running mate stance on Second Amendment.
01:18:24.000 And I think the libertarian, the ultimate bullet to their own foot is this sort of open borders policy.
01:18:31.000 And that comes from this nerdy pseudo-intellectualism of thinking that immigration is fine, the market will fix it.
01:18:37.000 Well, Milton Friedman even addressed this back then, who I think is widely considered more libertarian.
01:18:42.000 Listen, it's different to have people immigrating for work opportunity.
01:18:46.000 And when you become a welfare state, that's an entirely different issue.
01:18:50.000 So I'm pretty strong, pretty harsh on immigration, and that's where I part ways with most libertarians.
01:18:56.000 Yeah, look, I get you.
01:18:57.000 I mean, Gary Johnson, I said, he's a goofball.
01:18:59.000 He kind of appears to be like a Muppet.
01:19:01.000 Look, I've had him on my show.
01:19:02.000 I sat there.
01:19:03.000 You know what it's like when you actually talk to one of these people.
01:19:06.000 Right.
01:19:06.000 How you can get to know them in a different way.
01:19:08.000 I sat in a green room with him.
01:19:09.000 He was going to be on Larry King's show.
01:19:11.000 It was when I was back at Aura.
01:19:12.000 Speaking of Muppets.
01:19:14.000 So he was waiting.
01:19:15.000 He was waiting to go on Larry's show.
01:19:17.000 And I had about a half hour in the green room before I had him on my show.
01:19:20.000 And just, we talked about everything.
01:19:22.000 He was a decent human being.
01:19:22.000 And you know what?
01:19:24.000 But to that point, he would get up, if we can get him to 15%, just so we can get some of these other ideas heard, yeah, he would be demolished by Trump and Clinton.
01:19:34.000 Because she knows her stuff inside and out.
01:19:36.000 We know that Trump is just a truck, just plowing through everything.
01:19:40.000 And you're right.
01:19:41.000 He's stambling.
01:19:42.000 Well, I think that's a good point.
01:19:43.000 I think he would act sort of like the Rand Paul did in the Republican primary, where you had a lot of people getting away from conservatism, promising what they were going to do, how they were going to fix it, and Rand Paul just saying, well, I wouldn't do a thing.
01:19:55.000 And people were going, wait, what?
01:19:56.000 That's an option?
01:19:57.000 And then explaining, yeah, this isn't what we should be.
01:20:00.000 We shouldn't be making these promises.
01:20:01.000 It's not our job.
01:20:02.000 And I really liked that about him.
01:20:03.000 So if Gary Johnson would serve sort of as a referee in that sense, yeah, I think it could be productive of the conversation.
01:20:09.000 What do you say to people who tell you, well, that's a vote for Hillary, effectively?
01:20:14.000 Basically what I said in my video is I'm going to support him to get those ideas out there enough to just see if we can get him in the debates.
01:20:21.000 After that, after that, I'll reevaluate.
01:20:21.000 Okay.
01:20:23.000 Like then I'll have to at some point, look, I live in California, which, you know, 99.9% chance it's going to be Hillary no matter what.
01:20:30.000 But I know that for whatever influence that I have, you know, with people, I'll decide what to do then.
01:20:37.000 But I wanted to at least spend a month going, let's try Hillary.
01:20:40.000 Let's do something a little different.
01:20:41.000 Everybody's yelling at everybody.
01:20:43.000 Everyone's calling everybody a bigot.
01:20:44.000 Let's just try something a little different.
01:20:46.000 But one other thing on the party thing.
01:20:49.000 Imagine if Trump had got the nomination and then Rand Paul, even though his campaign was terrible and he went out way too early and all that stuff.
01:20:55.000 Imagine if he had said, you know what, I'm going to run third party libertarian probably, right?
01:21:00.000 And then if Bernie would have said, you know what, whatever deal they gave him, which was obviously a raw deal because he looked so pissed at the Hillary acceptance thing.
01:21:08.000 Imagine if he said, you know what, I'm running green.
01:21:10.000 Knock Jill out of the way.
01:21:11.000 Now you have four parties that actually have four leaders that people care about.
01:21:16.000 And yes, maybe one of them ultimately becomes the president with only 32% or something like that.
01:21:22.000 But there would have been actual diversity of thought.
01:21:25.000 You know what I mean?
01:21:26.000 There's real diversity of thought, having those four people debate.
01:21:29.000 And we have no diversity of thought, really, with Clinton.
01:21:32.000 Well, it's interesting you say that, because I think the reason a lot of the alt-right and conservatives who are always Trump, and if you don't explicitly endorse Trump, and I'll never endorse anybody.
01:21:41.000 I've openly said that.
01:21:42.000 I absolutely have zero in common with people who are out there supporting actively and feel good about voting Hillary Clinton.
01:21:50.000 I think she's...
01:21:50.000 That's what I say.
01:21:51.000 Awful, as bad of a candidate as we've ever seen in modern history.
01:21:55.000 Well, there's more coming.
01:21:57.000 It's going to get worse.
01:21:57.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:21:58.000 We can see the end of this crap storm.
01:22:01.000 But I think the reason conservatives are more upset is if you look at it, once it becomes a four-person race, it actually hurts Trump more than Hillary.
01:22:08.000 The libertarian, Gary Johnson, takes more away from Trump than Hillary, which would seem counterintuitive, but if people are looking at the numbers, it's pretty consistent.
01:22:17.000 And I think that's pretty telling.
01:22:19.000 So I'm not in this to get Trump elected, and I'm not in this to get Hillary elected.
01:22:19.000 Sure.
01:22:23.000 I'm in this because I want to have some sort of battle of ideas.
01:22:26.000 And I think if you really want to have a battle of ideas, think about it right now.
01:22:30.000 Forget the Republican side, because that's close to your heart.
01:22:33.000 So let's just go on the Democratic side, where you do not, did not, and would not ever like Bernie or Hillary, right?
01:22:40.000 But imagine if Bernie would have, when they laid down the law with him at the DNC and they had said, you know, you're going to endorse her and you're going to blah, blah, blah.
01:22:40.000 No.
01:22:48.000 Imagine if he had been like, you know what?
01:22:50.000 No, I'm not going to do it.
01:22:52.000 Sorry.
01:22:53.000 All the young people...
01:22:54.000 I'm running third party.
01:22:56.000 What sort of...
01:22:57.000 That would have been a revolution, even if he would have lost.
01:23:00.000 His revolution is now dead.
01:23:02.000 And you know whose revolution is here?
01:23:04.000 It's the alt-right revolution, because Hillary is now name-checking them.
01:23:08.000 So she killed the Bernie revolution, and last week she gave a speech mentioning the alt-right, and now Pepe the Frog is more influential than Bernie.
01:23:16.000 Now that's the truth.
01:23:17.000 It's actually an interesting way to look at it.
01:23:20.000 But I would also end it with this.
01:23:23.000 Bernie Sanders was a spineless amoeba who went along with the establishment because he wasn't willing to fight back anymore.
01:23:28.000 It's a lot easier to fight against the stereotype you build up of Republicans.
01:23:31.000 When it's your own party, it's tougher.
01:23:32.000 Dave Rubin, Rubin Report on YouTube.
01:23:34.000 We'll be back more with him.
01:23:36.000 You're about to catch the news just in the nick of time with Nick Nolte.
01:23:53.000 This week you got Colin Capernick sitting down for the national anthem, claiming he won't honor the flag.
01:24:04.000 It's a crime that oppresses black people.
01:24:06.000 Oh, no.
01:24:08.000 Got an eight million dollar salary.
01:24:11.000 Come on, Capernick.
01:24:12.000 That's his right to not have them.
01:24:16.000 So let's have a flag. .
01:24:19.000 When you play football as America's sport, you're going to honor that fag.
01:24:26.000 He's not even black.
01:24:28.000 I saw him.
01:24:30.000 I thought he worked at a Lebanese diner.
01:24:32.000 He's not even black.
01:24:35.000 He's not even black.
01:24:40.000 That was news in the nick of time with Nick Nolte.
01:24:47.000 Glad to be back.
01:25:03.000 Our guest is checking his phone because he has to go to another important phone call.
01:25:06.000 He's got stuff to do!
01:25:09.000 Ruben Report on YouTube.
01:25:11.000 I just posted a video.
01:25:12.000 What?
01:25:13.000 We're listening.
01:25:14.000 We're live.
01:25:14.000 You realize this is a live...
01:25:15.000 We're not live.
01:25:17.000 We're live.
01:25:18.000 They can hear you.
01:25:19.000 No, I know.
01:25:20.000 I know.
01:25:20.000 You're trying to pit me out and I'm talking over you.
01:25:22.000 I'm a better host than I am guest.
01:25:26.000 It's got to be tough to have Larry King as a guest.
01:25:29.000 I'm going to have him in here in a couple of weeks.
01:25:31.000 I love Larry.
01:25:32.000 He's such a great, I've told you.
01:25:33.000 I mean, the guy is just...
01:25:35.000 Crowder, if either one of us combined have the amount of stuff firing in his brain, in our brains, I don't have to have it now, when we're his age, the guy's just a warrior.
01:25:46.000 And we're at the age of, what is he, 112?
01:25:49.000 The 116.
01:25:51.000 It's old school Abraham, and he's going to have like a four-year-old.
01:25:55.000 So I don't know.
01:25:56.000 He's not even going to get burned.
01:25:56.000 He's going to come out a four-year-old.
01:25:58.000 I just remember that.
01:25:59.000 Sometimes if you watch that show, it can be very on point, and sometimes it gets really awkward.
01:26:04.000 Like you interviewed Andrew W.K. He goes, Andrew W.K., there's a rumor!
01:26:09.000 That you're not real.
01:26:10.000 True.
01:26:12.000 Well, you know, there's something to be said about the daily interview.
01:26:17.000 Think about the booking that goes into that.
01:26:20.000 You know, today you're interviewing a rapper, tomorrow you're interviewing the Secretary of State, the next day you're interviewing an ex-con, the next day you're interviewing, you know, an actor.
01:26:28.000 It's like, you have to really be kind of all over the place and understand enough stuff.
01:26:32.000 That's why I like doing the once a week interview.
01:26:34.000 Ice tea!
01:26:35.000 Not the beverage.
01:26:36.000 He has to spell it out sometimes.
01:26:40.000 Okay, before we went to the break, best place is YouTube.com slash RubenReport.
01:26:45.000 Where's the best place for people to find you?
01:26:47.000 You go to RubenReport.com or on iTunes, RubenReport, Twitter, RubenReport.
01:26:52.000 Our branding's pretty solid.
01:26:53.000 If you just type in RubenReport on whatever you're doing, you'll find it.
01:26:57.000 He's not with the Young Turks anymore.
01:26:58.000 Sometimes people are going to say that.
01:26:59.000 No, he's not.
01:26:59.000 We want to clarify that.
01:27:01.000 No.
01:27:02.000 Of course!
01:27:03.000 How do I get one of those things that erases my internet history or whatever?
01:27:07.000 I don't think you do.
01:27:08.000 Don't you have to pay for that?
01:27:08.000 I think it takes time.
01:27:09.000 There's somebody you pay that pays that shit up.
01:27:13.000 It's called a Clinton.
01:27:13.000 I don't think it happens.
01:27:14.000 Yeah, it's called a Clinton.
01:27:15.000 It's called get the Clinton email machine.
01:27:18.000 It's like the killing floor with beef.
01:27:20.000 They just walk in and it's just blades.
01:27:22.000 So you were talking about interesting, you know, discussion of ideas.
01:27:26.000 Okay, listen, you and I disagree on quite a bit.
01:27:28.000 I came on your show, you talked about you got more backlash than you anticipated.
01:27:32.000 And we see a lot of people coming in who were liberals coming into our show.
01:27:36.000 We get thousands of emails and comments saying, I never thought of it.
01:27:39.000 I think the tides are turning a little bit.
01:27:42.000 But I will say this.
01:27:43.000 We never...
01:27:44.000 I've been dealing with bullies my whole life.
01:27:44.000 You know this.
01:27:46.000 I talked about being bullied as a kid.
01:27:47.000 We still get bullied from people at mainstream networks, whether it's, you know...
01:27:51.000 We won't even...
01:27:52.000 I guess we don't need...
01:27:52.000 There's so many networks.
01:27:54.000 MSNBC. Comedy Central.
01:27:56.000 Calling us out.
01:27:57.000 Or people online.
01:27:58.000 And we always say, my only trash talk is, sure, I accept.
01:28:02.000 And we only call out people if we're willing to offer them recourse.
01:28:05.000 I think you and I find common ground with that.
01:28:07.000 Do you think, being sort of a moderate classical liberal...
01:28:11.000 Yeah.
01:28:12.000 Do you think liberals are far more likely, this has been my experience, far more likely to call someone out and hide behind a network or not show up when debate time occurs?
01:28:21.000 So this is one thing where I think you're slightly just missing the definition, and it's just because everyone gets sort of in their own thing.
01:28:29.000 So a liberal, no.
01:28:31.000 A real liberal, a classic liberal, no.
01:28:34.000 But what you're talking about is people on the left.
01:28:36.000 But that's an important distinction, and I know it's kind of splitting hairs sometimes, and people don't even understand really what that means.
01:28:36.000 Right.
01:28:36.000 Right.
01:28:42.000 But a liberal, if you were a Google classic liberal right now, basically all it says is that you use logic and reason to come to your conclusions, and you are not...
01:28:52.000 So wed to a conclusion that if new information changes, that you won't change.
01:28:58.000 That's what makes me a liberal.
01:29:02.000 That's how most people actually behave.
01:29:04.000 You learn something, and then it shouldn't just stop.
01:29:07.000 You continue learning, and you might change what you think.
01:29:10.000 Now, to your point about leftists, which, yeah, most of the Democrats now are leftists.
01:29:15.000 Most of the people that people think are liberal are leftists.
01:29:19.000 Yeah, they're a bunch of pathetic cowards.
01:29:21.000 And all of the people that I mock mercilessly on Twitter, I've invited all of them on my show.
01:29:26.000 Openly invited all of them on my show.
01:29:28.000 I've invited Cenk on my show.
01:29:29.000 I've invited Reza and Greenwald and the rest of these clowns.
01:29:32.000 But no, they'd rather slander and smear and lie about people on their own forums.
01:29:36.000 Just this week, you know this Mike.com, this website Mike.com?
01:29:41.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:29:42.000 They did the whole thing, the 69, the vote.
01:29:45.000 Yeah, so they did something, and they wrote about, and I was included in it.
01:29:49.000 They had reached out to me to be in some article about the alt-right something, and I declined because I could tell that the article was just going to be bullshit.
01:29:56.000 I'd be happy to forward it.
01:29:57.000 That happened with me in the Daily Beast once, and they wrote it anyway.
01:30:00.000 So I was like, oh, wait.
01:30:01.000 So they wrote it anyway, and in it, he refers to me as right-winger Dave Rubin.
01:30:06.000 Ah!
01:30:08.000 So I screencapped it.
01:30:10.000 I called the guy out on Twitter.
01:30:11.000 I did it a couple of times.
01:30:13.000 It got hundreds and thousands of retweets and likes.
01:30:15.000 I tagged the writer.
01:30:17.000 I tagged Mike.
01:30:17.000 I tagged the editor-in-chief.
01:30:19.000 None of these guys have any Twitter following, so to speak, at any traction.
01:30:22.000 And they didn't respond.
01:30:24.000 They just refused.
01:30:25.000 So it's like they write their stuff, and then they won't respond.
01:30:28.000 They won't engage.
01:30:29.000 They won't acknowledge.
01:30:30.000 They won't retract.
01:30:31.000 That's not liberal, but that's leftist to do that.
01:30:34.000 Okay, well, yeah, and I use the term because it's a term that people understand, but I say those on the left.
01:30:39.000 Even then, though, with liberal, I would say, like, we'd released this climate change video, and the response right away was so predictable, they clearly hadn't watched it.
01:30:46.000 We said, listen, I'm not the one saying anybody should be jailed.
01:30:49.000 I'm not saying the earth isn't getting warmer.
01:30:51.000 Calling someone a science denier and deferring to a 97% statistic, which is completely both.
01:30:56.000 And we go into why it's bogus.
01:30:59.000 If you can't make the case, I say in the video, if you can't make the case, you have no business simply deferring to someone who you think makes it for you and calling your opposition an idiot.
01:31:07.000 I wouldn't debate a scientist, but I would debate all the commentators who tell everyone else they're not scientists, and I would host a debate between two actual scientists.
01:31:15.000 But that's one of those things where a lot of people shut off their mind, and it's dogmatic, it's religious, the neo-environmentalism.
01:31:21.000 Well, look, Crowder, not to give away our secret to all of our enemies, but the reason that people like what you do and like what I do is that we are open-minded enough and secure enough to sit across from somebody and have some stuff challenged.
01:31:33.000 And I know I don't pretend all the time to know everything.
01:31:35.000 I don't think you do either.
01:31:36.000 I've had Michael Mann on my show, who is one of the leading climate scientists in the world who came up with the hockey stick theory, right?
01:31:43.000 Yeah.
01:31:43.000 And then just two weeks ago or three weeks ago, I had Alex Epstein from the Center for Industrial Progress...
01:31:48.000 The moral case for fossil fuels.
01:31:49.000 And guess what?
01:31:49.000 I let them both have their say.
01:31:52.000 And I'd love to have them both on together to fight it out.
01:31:55.000 That would be great.
01:31:55.000 We have to let you go pretty soon.
01:31:57.000 So, YouTube.com slash RubenReport.
01:31:58.000 And I'll give you credit, too, for a guy who's so pretty.
01:32:01.000 He's got some balls.
01:32:02.000 He's willing to get in there.
01:32:03.000 He's willing to swing.
01:32:04.000 He is willing to...
01:32:05.000 My camera was too slow.
01:32:06.000 No, no.
01:32:07.000 He's willing to...
01:32:08.000 No, that's Larry King.
01:32:09.000 They have to put a stool underneath his chair.
01:32:12.000 So, Ruben is willing to stand in the pocket and trade, and right or left, he's honest.
01:32:17.000 I really appreciate it.
01:32:18.000 Thanks for coming on the show, brother.
01:32:19.000 We'll have to have you back soon when we get the new studio.
01:32:21.000 I mean, we're not getting a new studio.
01:32:22.000 Shut up!
01:32:23.000 Cut it!
01:32:23.000 Shut up!
01:32:24.000 Shut up!
01:32:24.000 Stop speaking!
01:32:25.000 And now it's time for your Dating Advice Minute with Bill Cosby.
01:32:51.000 Amen.
01:32:53.000 Now this week's letter comes to me from Representative Anthony Weiner in the state of New York City Undisclosed.
01:33:04.000 He writes, Mr.
01:33:06.000 Cosby, I have found myself in a predicament of hot water, namely because I have been unfaithful to the wife, to the barber's wife.
01:33:19.000 It's because there's some Instagram models with pictures of me.
01:33:24.000 More specifically, Mr. Pee-wee-a-boop, down there, down below the belt line.
01:33:30.000 He's going to love to say that this is self-inflicted because he can't stop sending pictures of William John Thomas and wants to know how to handle the situation.
01:33:46.000 Now, Mr. Williams, Wheeler, I'm at a level with you.
01:33:50.000 I don't know a whole lot about the Apple phone and the iComputer with all the technology.
01:33:57.000 Back when I was in the game with the new Mac, I was more traditional.
01:34:04.000 I didn't need the internet.
01:34:08.000 I didn't need the Apple Store with the applications.
01:34:13.000 All I needed was some coffee and some drugs.
01:34:18.000 So my advice, if you could get the wife to reach you for coffee and get some drugs and the coffee, then you'd take it home.
01:34:28.000 This has been your Dating Advice Minute with Bill Cosby.
01:34:58.000 Glad to be back on All things considered, pretty good with the YouTube ban and all the shenanigans going on this evening.
01:35:06.000 Pretty good.
01:35:06.000 We're going to have Courtney Kierchoff coming on to talk about her online dating.
01:35:12.000 Yeah, she blogged about that a bit.
01:35:14.000 Not political.
01:35:14.000 It was so funny.
01:35:16.000 I had to bring her on for that.
01:35:19.000 We'll need to get the iPad going there with her.
01:35:21.000 Yeah, I'm all set up here.
01:35:23.000 Of course, producing with me in video studio, as always, is my producer, who is not gay, at Not Gay Jared.
01:35:28.000 I don't care about your conclusions.
01:35:29.000 I want to talk about...
01:35:30.000 This is one of our top stories of the week.
01:35:32.000 We put it in the queue Sunday morning.
01:35:37.000 Lauren Southern got to it first.
01:35:38.000 Actually, God bless her.
01:35:39.000 So she did.
01:35:39.000 And then we ran the story on Monday morning.
01:35:41.000 This went everywhere.
01:35:42.000 It went viral.
01:35:44.000 And then we'll get to this week in social justice outrage.
01:35:47.000 It's become a favorite for many of you listeners.
01:35:49.000 We appreciate you tuning in.
01:35:50.000 This was a girl who got into a Lyft vehicle.
01:35:55.000 And she was absolutely furious.
01:35:57.000 I think she was drunk.
01:35:58.000 Furious over a hula dancer.
01:36:01.000 She found it offensive.
01:36:04.000 So I think I've laid the groundwork.
01:36:07.000 Isn't there much?
01:36:07.000 Steven, isn't there more to it than that?
01:36:08.000 No.
01:36:09.000 Let's watch the clip.
01:36:10.000 I want you to because it's actually deeply offensive.
01:36:13.000 No, I do want you to take it down.
01:36:16.000 Always going to give me one star.
01:36:21.000 I'm gonna do worse than give you a one star.
01:36:25.000 So this is the woman berating him for having a hula dancer demanding you take him down.
01:36:31.000 And then when he says I'll drop you off, she's saying that you're going to do everything I want you to do.
01:36:36.000 That's okay.
01:36:38.000 You're gonna be on Gawker.
01:36:42.000 No, you will be published on Gawker.
01:36:46.000 Okay.
01:36:47.000 This is important.
01:36:49.000 Because this goes back to what we're talking about.
01:36:52.000 Liberals are bullies.
01:36:53.000 They're cowards.
01:36:53.000 Leftists are cowardly bullies.
01:36:56.000 Whether it's Pierce Morgan, whether it's the Young Turks, whether it's Michael Woods Jr., whether it's the people on whatever the networks are who have Twitters who go after you, their whole goal is to simply bully you.
01:37:12.000 Right here, she's not saying, hey, we have a disagreement.
01:37:14.000 It's offensive.
01:37:15.000 She says, I'm going to put you on Gawker.
01:37:17.000 Gawker.
01:37:18.000 I wish we had a clip from Joe Rogan, his girl voice.
01:37:20.000 Oh, I can't wait.
01:37:20.000 It's so great.
01:37:21.000 But he does.
01:37:21.000 He does his dumb girl voice.
01:37:23.000 It sounds just like this.
01:37:25.000 So what she's really saying, you need to understand this.
01:37:27.000 It's not little.
01:37:28.000 It's not benign.
01:37:28.000 The reason this went viral is because she's saying, I'm going to destroy your life.
01:37:31.000 Listen, I've been front page gawker.
01:37:34.000 Same thing with Salon.com.
01:37:35.000 All they do is attack conservatives.
01:37:38.000 We invited people from Gawker on the show when they created memes, when they attacked things that I've said.
01:37:42.000 I've talked about this.
01:37:43.000 My only trash talk is yes, is I accept.
01:37:46.000 If someone calls me out, like Gawker, Pierce Morgan has, I mean, the list is so, so long.
01:37:51.000 I don't know how much time we have to list it, and they don't show up they're a coward.
01:37:57.000 And this is what happened with this woman.
01:37:59.000 She's saying, I'm going to put you on Gawker.
01:38:00.000 Here's something that's important.
01:38:01.000 This is mainstream to the left.
01:38:03.000 And I've talked about this, but let me give you an example.
01:38:04.000 People say, well, no, that's just Gawker or some small site.
01:38:07.000 No, no.
01:38:08.000 Gawker or Salon.
01:38:09.000 Let's go with Gawker.
01:38:10.000 Right here, I have it on my computer, the Alexa ranking for Gawker.
01:38:13.000 It's about 1,000 worldwide, top 1,000 sites, and it's 310 in the United States.
01:38:20.000 So let's go to a comparable site.
01:38:22.000 Breitbart is a little better, about 800 and 216.
01:38:27.000 And they kind of go back and forth each day.
01:38:51.000 This is mainstream.
01:38:52.000 The fact that this girl understands Gawker will be her attack dogs, she is so confident that they are just as closed-minded and feeble-willed as her that they will go after a Lyft driver for a hula girl, who, by the way, is probably a Democrat himself.
01:39:08.000 The reason this went viral is because it's emblematic of the left.
01:39:12.000 And I hope people are waking up to it.
01:39:15.000 We have more and more people saying, hey, you know, I used to be a liberal...
01:39:20.000 Just as Republicans have to accept maybe the monster that they see with Donald Trump, you know, some of them are unhappy with it.
01:39:25.000 I don't really think he's a monster.
01:39:27.000 I disagree with him on a lot of issues, but they're really upset and they're maybe planning this coup against him.
01:39:32.000 Liberals who used to be, they need to accept that they've created the monster of the social justice left.
01:39:37.000 You can't...
01:39:38.000 All these people now saying, oh, Gawker, Salon, and all these commenters, and all these people now who are anti-social justice leftists.
01:39:45.000 Well, let's be honest.
01:39:47.000 Gawker is a huge site because of people like you, or Salon, or Huffington Post.
01:39:51.000 Huffington Post is far bigger than anything on the right, and this is what they push as mainstream, that there's 58 genders.
01:39:56.000 They use their main page.
01:39:59.000 Update, just 59 now.
01:40:00.000 There's 59 genders?
01:40:01.000 Actually, I think there's 60-something genders.
01:40:02.000 60-something?
01:40:03.000 By the way, these are the people who tell you you're a science denier if you're skeptical of Bernie's legislation on climate change.
01:40:09.000 But biological sex is a figment of your imagination.
01:40:12.000 So the Lyft story, we have it at ladderwithcrowder.com.
01:40:14.000 Again, with all of these things going on on social media, please just bookmark the website.
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01:40:18.000 It's all free because we're never going daily.
01:40:20.000 And this segues perfectly into our weekly segment this week in social justice outrage.
01:40:27.000 Oh, dear God!
01:40:29.000 Trigglypuff in there?
01:40:35.000 A little Trigglypuff, actually.
01:40:36.000 Stop bullying her.
01:40:37.000 So we have a few stories this week.
01:40:37.000 Leave her alone.
01:40:39.000 Nagi, Jared, you often compile these.
01:40:41.000 This generally centers around Kaepernick this week, right?
01:40:43.000 Yeah, all Kaepernick stuff here.
01:40:44.000 Okay, so let's bring up the first one.
01:40:46.000 Is Kaepernick made his...
01:40:47.000 Oh, all right.
01:40:48.000 So was it Tony...
01:40:48.000 Tony Stewart.
01:40:52.000 Oh, hold on a second.
01:40:53.000 You just switched it.
01:40:54.000 Was Tony Stewart, he's the one who said he's not black?
01:40:54.000 Yeah, here we go.
01:40:56.000 No.
01:40:57.000 You can see his tweets right there.
01:40:58.000 He said, I'm sorry.
01:40:59.000 Kaepernick needs to learn the fact about police before running his dumbass mouth.
01:41:02.000 He has no clue what they go through.
01:41:04.000 And then people, of course, were furious at him.
01:41:08.000 Jerry Rice.
01:41:08.000 This was a big one.
01:41:09.000 Jerry Rice, you know, one of the best football players of all time.
01:41:12.000 Kaepernick won't even go down.
01:41:13.000 Probably is one of the better quarterbacks for the 49ers.
01:41:16.000 Jerry Rice said, all lives matter.
01:41:19.000 So much going on in this world today.
01:41:20.000 Can we just all get along?
01:41:22.000 Colin, I respect your stance, but I don't...
01:41:24.000 Go back.
01:41:25.000 You don't need to change these things.
01:41:26.000 Why?
01:41:26.000 Is this timed?
01:41:27.000 No, no.
01:41:28.000 I just...
01:41:28.000 Just stay on Jerry Rice right now.
01:41:29.000 People, of course, what do they do?
01:41:30.000 They call Jerry Rice and Uncle Tom.
01:41:32.000 You're not really black.
01:41:33.000 So Kaepernick, who's not really black, is black because he hates the flag.
01:41:37.000 Jerry Rice, who simply said all lives matter, he's not black.
01:41:40.000 The reason that may be, by the way, we wrote about it a lot at with Crowder.com, there was a letter sent out to the DNC saying, hey, don't ever, ever, ever, ever say all lives matter.
01:41:48.000 That's actually really incendiary, and they acknowledge that Black Lives Matter is a radical group, so they don't want to tick them off.
01:41:56.000 We have it up at the website.
01:41:57.000 They have circulated this to their own.
01:41:59.000 Don't ever, ever say all lives matter.
01:42:01.000 It's offensive, and they shoot stuff, and they blow stuff up.
01:42:05.000 So maybe that's why people are so offended at Jerry Rice for something that would seem benign.
01:42:09.000 The other one was Tiki Barber, talked about Colin Kaepernick.
01:42:11.000 He said, Cape is using his platform and brand to make a compelling and polarizing point, which is his right, even if it's met with ire.
01:42:19.000 Wow, that's really articulately put there.
01:42:21.000 It is.
01:42:22.000 And the response is, of course, from the black Twitter.
01:42:26.000 Malcolm X said, anytime you get a black man speaking with power, they find the nearest Uncle Tom to counter with what he said.
01:42:31.000 Tiki Barber and Jerry Rice.
01:42:34.000 Right away, it's the Chank attack, right?
01:42:36.000 They say, oh, he left his wife.
01:42:38.000 Oh, you went to jail.
01:42:39.000 You have unpaid parking tickets.
01:42:41.000 Tony Stewart, oh, you ran over a guy.
01:42:43.000 Well, that's pretty bad.
01:42:44.000 Well, he was also on weed and running down a race car track in the middle of a race.
01:42:51.000 How do you run down a guy?
01:42:52.000 Was it the guy just...
01:42:53.000 He was so mad, he got out of the car, started charging Tony Stewart as he was racing around the track, on the track.
01:42:59.000 And they found weed in the system.
01:43:01.000 He hit the guy?
01:43:02.000 He accidentally ran him over.
01:43:04.000 And then the guy chased him because he was mad?
01:43:06.000 No, no.
01:43:07.000 The guy chased him and then he ran him over.
01:43:08.000 At the point of running over, that kind of ended the event.
01:43:10.000 Okay, that ended the altercation.
01:43:12.000 The altercation was over.
01:43:13.000 I was not up to date on this.
01:43:15.000 Yeah, so that was the big attack.
01:43:16.000 Hey, you killed a guy.
01:43:17.000 You killed a guy and...
01:43:19.000 We killed him?
01:43:20.000 Yeah, he's dead.
01:43:21.000 Well, that's pretty bad then.
01:43:22.000 That's a legitimate grievance.
01:43:23.000 It is.
01:43:24.000 But it doesn't have anything to do with the Uncle Tom.
01:43:27.000 Exactly.
01:43:28.000 And this is what they do because they want...
01:43:30.000 Listen, we've had Alfonso Rachel on it.
01:43:32.000 It's one thing to me.
01:43:33.000 It's got to be really hard to be a black non-leftist.
01:43:37.000 It's got to be really hard for people telling you what you have to think.
01:43:40.000 We get it as being millennials.
01:43:42.000 I can't believe you're a conservative.
01:43:44.000 I can't believe you should feel the burn.
01:43:46.000 But not nearly as bad as black Americans where they are just...
01:43:50.000 I mean, they lose friends.
01:43:51.000 They lose relatives if they just say, you know what?
01:43:53.000 I don't think the Democrats have done a great job with black people.
01:43:56.000 Also an outrageous week, I should note, is Tim Tebow is back in the news.
01:43:59.000 Oh, Tim Tebow!
01:44:00.000 Tim Tebow was in the news.
01:44:01.000 Yeah, this infuriated people playing baseball.
01:44:04.000 I don't think that's accurate.
01:44:06.000 That's probably inaccurate.
01:44:07.000 That image with Tim Tebow.
01:44:08.000 It certainly ticks some people off.
01:44:09.000 No, I don't know anything about baseball.
01:44:11.000 Tim Tebow had these trials for baseball.
01:44:12.000 Yeah.
01:44:12.000 Was any good?
01:44:13.000 He actually, above average in several categories, and on average are a little below in some others, but he'll probably make a minor league team, they say.
01:44:22.000 Would he be comparable to other people who would make minor league teams?
01:44:24.000 Yeah.
01:44:25.000 Okay.
01:44:26.000 Funny enough, though, the one he struggled in the most was the throwing.
01:44:29.000 The throwing.
01:44:30.000 I know.
01:44:30.000 You would think of all the things.
01:44:31.000 But he's fast.
01:44:32.000 He's fast.
01:44:32.000 He's fast and he can hit hard.
01:44:34.000 Tim Tebow trying to go after a new career in baseball.
01:44:37.000 Here's my view on it.
01:44:37.000 If Tim Tebow wants to do it and a team wants to hire him, great.
01:44:41.000 Good for him.
01:44:41.000 I don't get the Tim Tebow hate.
01:44:43.000 And the fact that Tim Tebow was just absolutely...
01:44:49.000 Destroyed.
01:44:50.000 Just all systems go.
01:44:52.000 All scopes.
01:44:53.000 Get him in the crosshairs because he bowed his head in an end zone.
01:44:57.000 Tim Tebow.
01:44:58.000 And then they praise and they laud.
01:45:01.000 They just heap it on someone like Kaepernick for not standing for the flag.
01:45:06.000 It is unbelievable to me.
01:45:08.000 Even if you're a leftist, you have to go, alright.
01:45:09.000 It just seems like even 2,000 years after his death, Christ is still pissing people off for some reason.
01:45:17.000 There's something when it comes to the Christian deal that people get really touchy and upset.
01:45:20.000 It's funny too, because he wasn't even a bad quarterback, Tim Tebow.
01:45:23.000 Look at his record.
01:45:24.000 If you look at it carefully, people have written about it.
01:45:26.000 All the guy did was a win.
01:45:27.000 But I think the Christian card kind of screwed him.
01:45:29.000 Didn't he throw some bad fumbles or something like that that follow him around?
01:45:32.000 Everybody has bad fumbles, but he took them to the playoffs, which Denver hadn't been in a while.
01:45:38.000 Yeah, I don't know a whole lot about football, but I do know...
01:45:40.000 Here's the deal, too.
01:45:42.000 People need to understand this about Tim Tebow.
01:45:43.000 His biggest value isn't just his athletic ability.
01:45:47.000 I understand sports are meritocracy.
01:45:50.000 But putting butts in seats and having a guy who elevates your team and having a guy who creates a bond with your team is very important.
01:45:56.000 Leadership is important.
01:45:58.000 Think of Paul Newman, the Charleston Chiefs, and Slapshot.
01:46:01.000 Take him over at Johnny Manziel any day.
01:46:03.000 Yeah, absolutely.
01:46:04.000 Take him over when T.O. used to every team he was on.
01:46:06.000 People are just going, he's corrosive.
01:46:07.000 That is something that's of value.
01:46:09.000 And you know what?
01:46:09.000 If a coach says, hey, we need that on our team, we need a rallying point, why would you be on board with a Rudy and praise that film and see it as inspiring and not say, you know what?
01:46:18.000 Everyone who's been on a team with Tim Tebow says, hey, he's a good guy and he helps the team.
01:46:23.000 It's one of those things I'll never figure out.
01:46:25.000 Just don't bow your head and pray.
01:46:26.000 It's unacceptable.
01:46:27.000 Crap on the flag or burn it.
01:46:29.000 Courtney Kirchhoff next.
01:46:30.000 And now, feminist uses Uber.
01:46:42.000 you Thank you for using Uber.
01:46:46.000 Where can I take you today, ma'am?
01:46:47.000 Wait, did you just call me ma'am?
01:46:49.000 What the f**k?
01:46:50.000 Oh, there's no need for profanity.
01:46:52.000 What's your name?
01:46:53.000 And did you just say where to take me?
01:46:54.000 Like, I can't take myself?
01:46:57.000 You called me.
01:46:58.000 Oh, what?
01:46:59.000 Like, this is some patriarchal dating game where if I call you, that means I want to f**k you?
01:47:03.000 You're clearly the one who signed up for Uber.
01:47:06.000 Oh, okay.
01:47:08.000 Oh, you're going to be on Gawker.
01:47:12.000 You're going to be a meme on Gawker.
01:47:15.000 I'm going to stop using Uber.
01:47:17.000 Uber.
01:47:17.000 Uber.
01:47:18.000 We're going to be right back.
01:47:48.000 Are you really, though?
01:47:49.000 I'm not that happy to be here.
01:47:51.000 One thing I will say, the hardest thing to do in entertainment people talk about is doing three hours of radio.
01:47:56.000 That's what everyone says.
01:47:57.000 We basically do three hours of television with this deal, going back and forth, and I can't let people know that I'm reading my notes.
01:48:02.000 If you ever see someone on radio, they're just reading their papers, and because we try and connect with you...
01:48:07.000 Look at this.
01:48:08.000 Look at this connection.
01:48:09.000 Look at that connection.
01:48:11.000 Just stare at that bald baby, you.
01:48:12.000 Stop it.
01:48:13.000 What is with you?
01:48:14.000 I don't know.
01:48:15.000 I just see pictures of bald babies.
01:48:17.000 Why?
01:48:18.000 On Twitter.
01:48:18.000 Why do you see so many pictures of bald babies?
01:48:20.000 They keep tweeting at me.
01:48:21.000 There's a pandemic of bald babies in your Twitter.
01:48:23.000 I assume someone's tweeting for the babies.
01:48:25.000 I mean, maybe they're tweeting at me.
01:48:27.000 I shan't judge.
01:48:28.000 No, no, this is not a John Travolta, Kirstie Alley film circa 1994.
01:48:34.000 Although I do particularly like it when the babies talk like adults.
01:48:38.000 Well, we have our guest on.
01:48:39.000 If you hear this theme song, you know exactly who it is.
01:48:43.000 You hear it, and you go, wait, who's that?
01:48:47.000 Oh.
01:48:49.000 Oh, I know who it is now.
01:48:52.000 It's Courtney Kirchhoff.
01:48:55.000 At Courtney Scoffs on Twitter.
01:48:57.000 She doesn't look happy to be here.
01:48:59.000 Courtney, what are you mad at us?
01:49:01.000 I'm thrilled to be here.
01:49:03.000 I can't wait to talk about how my life is a dumpster fire.
01:49:07.000 Oh, your life is not a dumpster fire.
01:49:09.000 But you were telling, for those listening, if you're going, why aren't you talking about Hillary Clinton more?
01:49:13.000 Listen, we've covered it.
01:49:14.000 Shut up.
01:49:14.000 This is funny.
01:49:15.000 She sucks.
01:49:16.000 She sucks.
01:49:17.000 We get it.
01:49:17.000 Donald Trump had a really good week.
01:49:19.000 I'm becoming more of a fan.
01:49:20.000 There you go.
01:49:21.000 Put it in headlines.
01:49:21.000 Hashtag NeverDaily.
01:49:22.000 But Courtney was telling me about dating.
01:49:27.000 So, okay, tell us, you've hired, right?
01:49:30.000 Is this how it works?
01:49:30.000 Because you didn't want to go through the online dumpster fire of dating.
01:49:34.000 That is a dumpster fire.
01:49:36.000 I don't want to do that again.
01:49:37.000 Also, guys, just as advice, if you're online dating, women hate the you holding up a A picture of a dead fish.
01:49:46.000 We don't want to see it.
01:49:47.000 Take it down.
01:49:48.000 Enough with the dead fish.
01:49:50.000 We're done.
01:49:50.000 Is that a thing?
01:49:51.000 Yes.
01:49:53.000 Men hold pictures of dead fish.
01:49:55.000 I killed this.
01:49:57.000 I killed a good.
01:49:58.000 And they're like, you know, the selfie thing that they do, it's just stop.
01:50:02.000 Okay.
01:50:02.000 Nope.
01:50:03.000 Well, I wasn't aware of this.
01:50:04.000 It's kind of like the duck face for women, I guess.
01:50:06.000 It's the dead fish for men.
01:50:07.000 And that's the other...
01:50:07.000 I'm sure women are doing really annoying things, too.
01:50:10.000 I'm not dating women.
01:50:11.000 It's the duck lips.
01:50:12.000 It's the duck lips for the girls.
01:50:13.000 Duck lips?
01:50:13.000 It's the duck lips.
01:50:14.000 Well, let's...
01:50:15.000 With the shade.
01:50:16.000 Okay, so you...
01:50:17.000 What is it?
01:50:17.000 You hired a dating service?
01:50:20.000 Yes, I hired a team of professionals to help me find hopefully not a beta male, which is what's kind of out there.
01:50:28.000 Well, you know, you've gotten a lot of crap because you wrote an article as a conservative feminist.
01:50:31.000 And of course, all these beta males just get furious.
01:50:33.000 This is what happens.
01:50:34.000 Courtney knows she's strong enough.
01:50:35.000 And what they always do is attack your appearance or say you're a slut.
01:50:39.000 All of those things.
01:50:40.000 The C word is the big one.
01:50:42.000 Well, these are people who respect women, Courtney.
01:50:44.000 So you need to get with the program.
01:50:47.000 Okay, you go to this dating program.
01:50:49.000 So to set up this properly, I didn't tell you.
01:50:53.000 You called me and we were going to talk about something totally unrelated.
01:50:57.000 I'm sure it had something to do with work.
01:50:59.000 And you're like, so how much do professional matchmakers cost?
01:51:03.000 That's how it started.
01:51:04.000 It wasn't even, hello, how are you?
01:51:06.000 How are things going?
01:51:08.000 It's, hey, let's get this over with.
01:51:10.000 Well, I just figured there was no way to ease into it.
01:51:13.000 You don't need to let them know the price because then the golden tickets are going to fill up because, I mean, everyone's getting rich off of this.
01:51:18.000 So you did this.
01:51:20.000 You hired a dating service.
01:51:21.000 How does that work?
01:51:24.000 Okay, so you go in and it's like a job interview, but for a position I am woefully unqualified for, that being a wife.
01:51:35.000 And they ask the regular things, you know, what do you do?
01:51:38.000 What do you like to do?
01:51:40.000 What's your job like?
01:51:41.000 Do you like your job?
01:51:43.000 Boring stuff.
01:51:44.000 And then they want to ask you about...
01:51:45.000 You don't have to like your job because you don't have to have one.
01:51:51.000 Continue.
01:51:52.000 Well, so that's been the problem with some of the men that I've been dating is they've not really had good jobs.
01:51:57.000 So I kind of wanted to eliminate those.
01:52:00.000 Sorry, guys, who don't have good jobs.
01:52:02.000 She's a go digger.
01:52:03.000 Go digger.
01:52:04.000 At least, you know, make enough to take a girl out.
01:52:07.000 Come on.
01:52:07.000 This is true.
01:52:08.000 Okay, so you go in and I know your type, right?
01:52:10.000 You say go getting type A male probably has to be conservative because, I mean, not only of what you do, but I don't see you making it with someone who's not.
01:52:20.000 No, it would be hard for me to go long-term with a liberal.
01:52:22.000 Someone who's apolitical, maybe, but because this is what I do as a career, you know, what do you do for a living?
01:52:30.000 I'm in conservative media.
01:52:31.000 It's not going to go over well when he says, I voted for Bernie Sanders, because at some point he's going to get my last name, he's going to Google me on the first page, it's going to be dear men who vote Bernie Sanders, you're not men at all.
01:52:41.000 Not if he changes that last name first.
01:52:43.000 This is true, he might change it for you.
01:52:46.000 But I become a Mr.
01:52:47.000 Kirchhoff!
01:52:49.000 Okay, so you give them all this stuff, and they set you up on a date.
01:52:57.000 Make sure you remember, describe for our listener, the listener here with our warm voices on the radio, what this person looks like.
01:53:07.000 Okay, so I have to preface, fitness is huge for me.
01:53:09.000 This is why I'm wearing this particular outfit.
01:53:12.000 Courtney is very fit.
01:53:13.000 Courtney is very fit.
01:53:14.000 Not just for a woman, she's fit.
01:53:16.000 Okay, so it's a number one priority for me.
01:53:19.000 I tell them that, like, the overweight thing is a non-negotiable.
01:53:23.000 Don't send me on a date with someone who's overweight.
01:53:27.000 I thought that was...
01:53:28.000 I delivered that mess fairly clearly.
01:53:33.000 You can see where this is going, okay?
01:53:35.000 I don't know.
01:53:36.000 I don't want to guess.
01:53:37.000 I want to hear it.
01:53:40.000 Okay, so actually the first day was fine.
01:53:42.000 It was with someone who was a nice guy.
01:53:45.000 Didn't work out because he voted for Bernie Sanders.
01:53:47.000 Okay.
01:53:48.000 First guy.
01:53:48.000 Okay.
01:53:49.000 So that's not going to work.
01:53:50.000 So I said, and after the first day, I gave them my feedback.
01:53:53.000 This is important.
01:53:53.000 I gave them my feedback, narrowed it down.
01:53:55.000 This is what I'm looking for.
01:53:56.000 He really needs to be conservative.
01:53:58.000 Christian preferred.
01:54:00.000 And I like men who are slender to muscular, not overrated.
01:54:03.000 Did the Bernie guy go Dutch?
01:54:05.000 Or did he pay?
01:54:05.000 No, he paid for it.
01:54:06.000 No, these are good guys.
01:54:07.000 Out of character.
01:54:08.000 These are nice guys.
01:54:08.000 It's expensive to sign up for this service.
01:54:11.000 They're making good money.
01:54:13.000 Anyway, so, second date.
01:54:15.000 Do we have to go to a break pretty soon?
01:54:16.000 Well, hold on.
01:54:17.000 We have a minute, so go.
01:54:19.000 Okay.
01:54:23.000 The movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
01:54:26.000 Think of that.
01:54:27.000 Remember the principal...
01:54:29.000 Ed Rooney?
01:54:30.000 Ed Rooney.
01:54:31.000 Yeah, Ed Rooney.
01:54:32.000 When I showed up for my date, they told me he was a really good dresser and that I should wear something nice, like a summer dress.
01:54:40.000 So I went out shopping, got a summer dress, and when I saw my date, he was like Ed Rooney, only with man boobs and a big stomach hanging over his belt.
01:54:55.000 Okay, we do have to go to a break on that note.
01:54:58.000 Hold that thought.
01:54:59.000 That's always weird.
01:55:00.000 You know the worst part is if the guy has belly crotch?
01:55:04.000 Where it's just a belly and a crotch.
01:55:07.000 They don't delineate.
01:55:09.000 Be back.
01:55:10.000 For breaking news on Louder with Crowder, I'm Perry Matheson.
01:55:35.000 Amidst a brutal attack advertising campaign against his rival Hopper for President 2016, Sheldon Acorns and his squirrel-ceuticals finds himself in the middle of yet another tumultuous sexting scandal.
01:55:51.000 These recent graphic images have surfaced, and here on Lover with Crowder we have an exclusive statement from Sheldon himself.
01:56:00.000 Listen, this is, uh, to be expected.
01:56:02.000 It's pretty much par for the course.
01:56:04.000 And, uh, 124 billion of us on here, you shouldn't be surprised.
01:56:07.000 And I think it's, uh, fairly clear that Hopper's trying to distract from the real issues, that he has a painkiller addiction, he's unfit for office, and his, uh, running mate is not even American.
01:56:17.000 He's Japanese.
01:56:18.000 And this is clearly a non-issue because it's very common in the squirrel community for us to have, uh, open marriages.
01:56:24.000 And, uh, as you can see from the photographic evidence, which, by the way, has yet to be verified, let's not forget, But, uh...
01:56:32.000 Pretty nice big package there.
01:57:01.000 At Courtney Scoffs, who is on.
01:57:04.000 Just had to sit through that horrible commercial break.
01:57:06.000 Alright, so you show up.
01:57:08.000 You make...
01:57:09.000 You should have gone...
01:57:11.000 You make me go on a blind date with Edward Rooney?
01:57:14.000 You go on a date with Edward Rooney.
01:57:16.000 The belly is hanging over.
01:57:19.000 And look, Edward Rooney...
01:57:20.000 If this guy's watching the show, I'm going to feel so bad.
01:57:22.000 Look, that's the thing.
01:57:24.000 He was a fine person, okay?
01:57:25.000 And I want to say that.
01:57:27.000 I'm really sorry, Edward Rooney, if you're watching.
01:57:31.000 I am.
01:57:32.000 That's so much worse.
01:57:33.000 Truly.
01:57:33.000 Because I told these people, no, no.
01:57:38.000 Someone who, you know, is fit and can...
01:57:41.000 Have you fired them at least now?
01:57:42.000 They clearly didn't listen.
01:57:44.000 So, here's the thing.
01:57:47.000 Like, I was as polite as I possibly could be.
01:57:49.000 We were at a bar.
01:57:50.000 For you, that still can be rough.
01:57:53.000 That's true.
01:57:55.000 We were at a bar, so we were sitting next to each other, and every time he would make a point, he would touch me.
01:57:59.000 He would touch my arm.
01:58:01.000 Hold on a second.
01:58:02.000 People listening terrestrially, that looks like a punch.
01:58:06.000 Okay.
01:58:07.000 It looks like...
01:58:08.000 That's still...
01:58:09.000 I mean, that's either something like you're doing weird sex stuff.
01:58:13.000 It's what I felt like doing back to him, like a hammer fist, like, stop touching me.
01:58:17.000 I know I give out mixed signals sometimes, but it's usually...
01:58:20.000 I never give out the signal, please touch me.
01:58:22.000 So I was there, like, making myself as small as I possibly could be.
01:58:26.000 There were two gay guys sitting next to me who, fortunately enough, we provided entertainment for them because after the date, they said, oh my gosh, it was so clear that you were having a horrible time.
01:58:39.000 I can't even believe he asked for your phone number.
01:58:42.000 He was actually there for them.
01:58:43.000 He was a bear, and they were interested, and he just happened to cross his path.
01:58:47.000 And they did tell me that I was polite, but they told me if that's the best the matchmaking service can do, you need to fight.
01:58:52.000 So you asked for a Corvette, and they delivered the mystery machine.
01:58:56.000 No, they delivered a rapist van.
01:58:58.000 Minus the paint, so it's just a rape van.
01:59:00.000 Yeah, I asked for a Ford Mustang.
01:59:02.000 They sent me an EcoLine van.
01:59:04.000 Yes, exactly.
01:59:05.000 That was paneled, and it says free puppies and candy, and it trolls grade schools.
01:59:10.000 So you've gone back in now.
01:59:11.000 Do they have more dates set up for you?
01:59:13.000 They provide a refund.
01:59:15.000 So I went on a date after that with a guy they'd already set me up with who told me that he was going to vote for Hillary Clinton.
01:59:22.000 So I'm like, okay.
01:59:24.000 And he had told the dating service, I don't want to date with somebody who's going to vote for Trump.
01:59:28.000 And I'm like, well, to be fair, I don't know that I'm going to vote for Trump.
01:59:30.000 But yeah, it's like, what are you people, like, specifically, I'm in conservative media, this isn't going to work out.
01:59:37.000 So did you fire them after that?
01:59:39.000 I sent them a letter as only I could with jokes and...
01:59:48.000 Those are probably some brutal jokes.
01:59:52.000 Those are brutal jokes.
01:59:53.000 Someone's reading from the NSA. It's like, can I kill their children?
01:59:56.000 Why would you write this?
01:59:57.000 LOL.
01:59:58.000 I had to run to a ferry one time from a parking lot to the ferry.
02:00:04.000 It was probably like a quarter of a mile and I wasn't out of breath and I said, "You shouldn't set me up with somebody who couldn't do the same." If he can't, you know, if it's someone who can't do...
02:00:14.000 and I described that he had not taken Kramer's advice and worn the man's ear that evening.
02:00:23.000 So, like, could you not?
02:00:25.000 Could you please?
02:00:26.000 Could you not?
02:00:26.000 Okay, so are you giving them another shot, or are you done with this dating?
02:00:31.000 Because right now, AR15.com, there are people saying, I mean, the problem is you tow that line of people if they don't like you because you're conservative.
02:00:37.000 You're just going to say you're ugly and you suck, and then the people who do like you really like you.
02:00:41.000 I mean, so...
02:00:44.000 Let's be honest, you wouldn't have been better off going to a bus stop and flipping a coin.
02:00:49.000 The only expense would have been the coin you flipped.
02:00:54.000 Jared!
02:00:55.000 Just show up to the Greyhound bus station and say, I'm ovulating!
02:01:00.000 And see what happens.
02:01:02.000 Yeah, that's not the issue.
02:01:07.000 I'm horrible at being single.
02:01:08.000 I would never do it very well.
02:01:11.000 It's not, you know, I'm an expert at it, and that's kind of why I want to move on, try something else.
02:01:16.000 I'd like to try my hand at petty jealousy and passive aggression.
02:01:21.000 But the thing is, you know, it's not, if you look at Twitter, you look at the message boards right now, it's not that, and you can tweet her at Courtney Scott, it's not that there aren't suitors, it's, you do have higher standards.
02:01:34.000 My wife is that way, too.
02:01:35.000 My wife never had a serious boyfriend.
02:01:37.000 She dated a lot more guys.
02:01:39.000 She actually dated the governor's son, Rick Snyder's son.
02:01:42.000 Wow.
02:01:42.000 Well, I don't think they like her because she wasn't particularly nice.
02:01:45.000 The guy was just not – he was nice.
02:01:48.000 I don't want to – I shouldn't get into this.
02:01:50.000 But anyway, so she – but she didn't have a long-term boyfriend because Vera was, okay, I've gone on a few dates.
02:01:54.000 This guy is not for me.
02:01:55.000 And so that's got to be hard today.
02:01:58.000 They're just – there aren't – men are confused, and I think women are – Men are very confused.
02:02:03.000 And that is one reason I don't like feminism.
02:02:06.000 Men aren't really sure if they should take the lead or not.
02:02:09.000 So if I like a guy, I will tell him straight up, I'm not a feminist.
02:02:14.000 And we'll try to encourage him to take the lead.
02:02:18.000 But, you know, at some point, it's like, you guys need to...
02:02:21.000 I've given you permission.
02:02:22.000 I'll make you a sandwich, okay?
02:02:24.000 You decide what we're doing on the date, and I'll just show up and be pretty and make you a sandwich later, okay?
02:02:29.000 Like, this is...
02:02:30.000 It's fine.
02:02:31.000 Take the lead.
02:02:32.000 A lot of men of our generation are afraid to do that, and they've been told that it's not right to do that.
02:02:37.000 So, it's not easy.
02:02:40.000 Well, the problem is you have guys who go the other way, you know, these people who try and sell testosterone supplements or...
02:02:44.000 Hint, it's zinc.
02:02:45.000 It's always zinc.
02:02:47.000 And they're like, oh, testosterone, pick-up culture, oh, alpha male, this kind of stuff.
02:02:52.000 And so those guys go out, and they're just, I mean, these are scared little boys trying to act like men.
02:02:57.000 And then on the flip side, and that's a blowback because of feminism, because of this sort of creating androgynous cultures with the social justice left, telling men you should cry, you should be more sensitive.
02:03:10.000 And so you've got two sides.
02:03:12.000 And I'm very fortunate that I had a good dad who modeled that.
02:03:16.000 But I don't think many young men do anymore.
02:03:19.000 Well, right.
02:03:20.000 So you guys, I think all of us, well, just the three of us, we were raised by our parents.
02:03:27.000 So already we're ahead.
02:03:29.000 A lot of millennials, guys and gals, are the product of divorce.
02:03:33.000 They have several step-parents.
02:03:34.000 They went to daycare.
02:03:35.000 they didn't have that good foundation of what a healthy relationship actually is.
02:03:41.000 They're not really sure what to do, but it didn't absolve the man of teaching them how to do man stuff.
02:03:47.000 Um, and I don't mean chugging beer, but I mean, you know, you know, we were responsible providing.
02:03:52.000 Well, we were talking about cussing earlier.
02:03:55.000 I don't cuss around women, I don't know, just because, again, it's a way I was raised.
02:04:00.000 There are some times, and we've had conversations where, listen, it gets, you know, a joke gets rolling, but I would never act that way with someone I don't know, and I'll just see other guys doing it and talking with a girl, trying to pick them up.
02:04:12.000 It's unbecoming.
02:04:13.000 Yeah.
02:04:13.000 It's unbecoming.
02:04:14.000 I don't think, that's not, why are you judging?
02:04:16.000 It's not me, well, it is judging, it's not me telling you how to live your life, but it is an innate perception.
02:04:23.000 I think people miss the value, too, of growing up, even the simple things.
02:04:28.000 Simple things that seem simple on the onset but transition and translate to bigger deals.
02:04:33.000 Like your dad teaching you how to change a tire on a car.
02:04:35.000 Teaching you these various things, the guy things that you're mentioning, but they translate into, okay, responsibility.
02:04:42.000 Dad teaching you how to handle a firearm.
02:04:44.000 I can't change a tire on a car.
02:04:45.000 I know you can't.
02:04:46.000 Well, I could do it like- I could do it like clockwork on my Datsun, my first car, but it was a very odd sort of European-style jack.
02:04:55.000 And the jack that came with my car, I'm like, I don't know how to use this because it works.
02:05:00.000 So on that one, I was changing them all the time, but I haven't done it in years.
02:05:04.000 But you know what I mean, though?
02:05:05.000 Those moments you grew up as a man that teach you what it means to care for things, be responsible, take care of others, you know, if it's your mom's thing.
02:05:12.000 Well, Courtney, you're a woman, and so obviously your mom taught you how to be a woman, but did your dad teach you What it is to be a man, what to look for in a man?
02:05:20.000 Is that why you think you're a little more, I guess people would say picky, but I just think have actual standards.
02:05:24.000 Did your dad instill that in you, or is that just something you kind of discovered?
02:05:28.000 My mom would pull me and my sister aside every once in a while when she was dealing with my dad and say, she actually said a couple of times, take notes.
02:05:37.000 So I think a lot of people haven't had that with their parents.
02:05:41.000 But yeah, my dad had a job.
02:05:43.000 He worked.
02:05:44.000 He was responsible.
02:05:45.000 He came home.
02:05:45.000 He played with us.
02:05:46.000 He did things with us.
02:05:49.000 So, I have this expectation, I guess, of the person, the man that I marry, to be a provider, to play with his children, to be a good husband.
02:05:59.000 These are just, you know, people say they're high standards now, and that, I guess, is.
02:06:04.000 I don't think it's a high standard.
02:06:05.000 I just think it's a standard.
02:06:07.000 I don't think it's a high standard.
02:06:07.000 I think it should be baseline.
02:06:09.000 But right now, baseline is straight, has a pulse, and that's really good.
02:06:15.000 Can feed himself.
02:06:17.000 Yeah.
02:06:18.000 You know, it's...
02:06:19.000 It's semi-clean.
02:06:21.000 Well, you should talk with my...
02:06:22.000 Not that I'm the perfect husband, but I will say this.
02:06:24.000 Something that people don't really accept now, too, with marriage, and it stems back to millennials, this idea that, you know, you're perfect just the way you are.
02:06:31.000 These are songs you actually...
02:06:33.000 No, you're not.
02:06:34.000 You're very flawed.
02:06:35.000 And people need to understand that they're very flawed and their spouse will be very flawed.
02:06:38.000 There is no Mr.
02:06:39.000 Right.
02:06:39.000 There is no Mr.
02:06:40.000 Perfect.
02:06:41.000 Exactly.
02:06:41.000 So yeah, and that's when I talked to the matchmakers.
02:06:44.000 I said, these are just basic things.
02:06:46.000 I don't know who it is I'm supposed to be with.
02:06:48.000 So I can be open to that, but it certainly needs to have the same values, and we need to want the same things.
02:06:57.000 But there is no such thing as a perfect man, and there's no such thing as a perfect woman.
02:07:01.000 I'm sure I'm going to drive whoever I marry.
02:07:04.000 If I ever get married, I'm going to drive him insane every once in a while.
02:07:06.000 That's just...
02:07:07.000 What happens?
02:07:08.000 My wife does that and I do that with my wife.
02:07:12.000 It's marriage.
02:07:12.000 That's why I want to give it a shot.
02:07:14.000 You are certainly not perfect.
02:07:15.000 See how close to the edge I can take him.
02:07:18.000 She isn't joking, but I get a sense that actually would be like a game for Courtney.
02:07:23.000 Let's see how...
02:07:24.000 No, I think...
02:07:24.000 Here's the thing.
02:07:25.000 I do think, and I've talked to you about this, and this is why I think the AR15.com is the gun message board.
02:07:30.000 Guys are all over you right now.
02:07:32.000 They just love Courtney.
02:07:33.000 I do think that you give off this sort of maybe a little bit more stern than you are.
02:07:40.000 And I think to a lot of men they're scared because a lot of men are weak.
02:07:43.000 My wife was that way.
02:07:44.000 My wife was not at all...
02:07:47.000 Oh, oh, I love you, I love you, I love you!
02:07:48.000 Right away, we were both pretty standoffish.
02:07:52.000 And for me at that time, you know, I was appearing a lot on television.
02:07:56.000 Not that I'm anything special.
02:07:57.000 In the realm of actors, I'm a moderate-looking guy.
02:08:01.000 In the realm of stand-up comedians at a nightclub, I'm getting close to 10, you know, with the old guy with the puppet.
02:08:08.000 So...
02:08:09.000 Not that she was a challenge, but just, okay, here's a woman with self-respect.
02:08:12.000 And so I think that just going to narrow the field for you, you know, always be nice, be warm, helps.
02:08:18.000 It could be the fact that she has an AR-15 and buys her ammo in bulk.
02:08:22.000 This is true!
02:08:23.000 That could throw some people off.
02:08:24.000 Did you show it to her like Uncle Buck with his hatchet?
02:08:28.000 Him, sorry.
02:08:28.000 Bug, Nat.
02:08:30.000 Bug, Nat.
02:08:32.000 Are we seeing any similarities here?
02:08:35.000 So, let's say you show up.
02:08:37.000 What's the ideal guy...
02:08:39.000 Okay, let's say you show up this week.
02:08:42.000 Could you say fitness?
02:08:43.000 So what's your barometer for fitness, for example?
02:08:48.000 So that, I'm not going to specify that.
02:08:51.000 It's someone who...
02:08:52.000 Because some people are runners.
02:08:54.000 They're not weightlifters.
02:08:55.000 Some people like to go hiking.
02:08:57.000 Well, I'm just saying.
02:08:58.000 See, with your face?
02:08:59.000 Yeah.
02:08:59.000 With your face?
02:09:00.000 You're not dating him.
02:09:01.000 I am.
02:09:02.000 So, you know, come on.
02:09:04.000 Be nice.
02:09:04.000 Runners are just...
02:09:10.000 They're smaller than you, but without breasts.
02:09:13.000 They can be, yeah.
02:09:15.000 Sprinters, fine, but the long-distance runners, if that's all they do, they always run down this block without shirts, and Jared's been with me, I always yell, get a shirt, with a body like that, get a shirt on!
02:09:23.000 Yeah.
02:09:24.000 And they don't like it.
02:09:25.000 Because they fancy themselves fit, they're just skinny fat.
02:09:27.000 Especially with your PPQ in your hands.
02:09:29.000 Yes, with my Walter.
02:09:31.000 Well, I've told the matchmakers, people can tell when they first see me that I'm fit.
02:09:36.000 It should kind of be probably the same with him.
02:09:38.000 You should look at him and know he does something.
02:09:40.000 He doesn't need to be a Conan.
02:09:43.000 He doesn't need to be Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone or...
02:09:47.000 Rich Froning doesn't have to, just someone who takes care of himself.
02:09:50.000 Right.
02:09:51.000 Come on, basics.
02:09:51.000 Well, this is just something that people, you know, they talk about the style of Jared.
02:09:55.000 Like Jared, just not, just don't, I don't want to describe you to friends as comparing you to an aquatic mammal.
02:10:03.000 You don't want to have to make preemptive excuses for your man's physique to your friend.
02:10:07.000 Like, but he's got a great personality and he's a good dresser.
02:10:11.000 Right.
02:10:12.000 Okay, Courtney, at Courtney Scoffs, ladderwithcredit.com.
02:10:14.000 She wrote a brilliant column this week.
02:10:15.000 Courtney, thank you so much for being with us.
02:10:16.000 And keep us updated because the lines are lighting up.
02:10:20.000 People are very interested.
02:10:21.000 But be nice to her, everybody.
02:10:22.000 She's a nice lady.
02:10:24.000 Even if she's a good-looking gal, you treat her like a lady.
02:10:28.000 We'll wrap this up after this.
02:10:30.000 And now, Feminist uses Uber.
02:10:44.000 Hey, thanks for riding Uber.
02:10:47.000 Where can I take you today?
02:10:48.000 To the Parkwood Mall.
02:10:50.000 Okay, I'll take a shortcut.
02:10:52.000 I think I can get us through traffic.
02:10:57.000 Hello, 911?
02:10:59.000 My Uber driver just tried to rape me.
02:11:02.000 What was that back there?
02:11:03.000 Oh, nothing, nothing.
02:11:04.000 He's doing it again.
02:11:05.000 Is the temperature okay?
02:11:06.000 Would you like some music?
02:11:08.000 No, no, I'm fine.
02:11:09.000 The rape, it never stops.
02:11:11.000 Okay, just let me know.
02:11:12.000 Wait, hold on a second.
02:11:16.000 Is that a tree-shaped air freshener?
02:11:19.000 Gotta keep the car smelling good for the passengers.
02:11:22.000 Are you aware of the current deforestation epidemic that is causing a rise in CO2 and killing the polar bears?
02:11:31.000 What?
02:11:32.000 Hey, I'm back.
02:11:33.000 Yeah, he's definitely a rapist, and this needs to go on his permanent record.
02:11:37.000 Also, Gawker.
02:11:39.000 I'm going to stop using Uber.
02:11:42.000 Uber. Uber. Uber. Uber.
02:11:46.000 We'll be right back.
02:12:13.000 We'll be right back.
02:12:34.000 This is the last segment.
02:12:35.000 Thank you very much for staying with us, Courtney.
02:12:37.000 You know what?
02:12:37.000 I like how dark that long gets.
02:12:39.000 I enjoy that.
02:12:40.000 The dance?
02:12:40.000 The drowning dance?
02:12:41.000 I don't even know where that came from, the drowning dance.
02:12:43.000 I don't know.
02:12:43.000 Hey, speaking of which, I have to get serious here.
02:12:47.000 For a second.
02:12:48.000 People are asking, because I talked about this earlier, with YouTube and how much does it affect our income, people we employ, and we talked about if we were to ever go daily with a network.
02:12:57.000 So, I know we've been talking about this, you know, hashtag NeverDaily, and people are saying, hey, listen, stop screwing around.
02:13:06.000 Let me get real.
02:13:09.000 Stop talking about it.
02:13:11.000 We're never going daily.
02:13:12.000 We're hashtag never daily.
02:13:14.000 That's frustrating.
02:13:15.000 There's no announcement in October, possibly November coming.
02:13:18.000 They tweet it.
02:13:19.000 I have to go and report them.
02:13:20.000 It's not anything I would be particularly psyched out of my mind about.
02:13:26.000 I wouldn't.
02:13:27.000 It's not like there's a Rolodex where I'd be like, oh my god, this guy's gonna be there?
02:13:31.000 There's gonna be a network with not only credit, but that broad?
02:13:36.000 What?
02:13:38.000 At that price?
02:13:39.000 At that price?
02:13:40.000 What?
02:13:40.000 For my bald baby?
02:13:41.000 That's a bargain!
02:13:44.000 So stop it.
02:13:45.000 Hashtag NeverDaily.
02:13:47.000 Nothing like that is going to be occurring in September, October, November.
02:13:53.000 We just called a show right there.
02:13:54.000 Just out of protest.
02:13:56.000 Yeah.
02:13:57.000 I just got a text from Dave Rubin.
02:13:58.000 Rubin, we're streaming.
02:14:03.000 Because you marry a guy, we're just supposed to bend over backwards for you and just tweet when we're in a live show.
02:14:07.000 Gosh, gay people can be so pretentious.
02:14:09.000 So we are going to...
02:14:11.000 We always talk about what's kind of the takeaway.
02:14:13.000 A lot of people are talking about, when we look at the tweets, we look at some of the responses saying, you know, hey, that making more pie stuff.
02:14:19.000 I didn't invent the making more pie analogy.
02:14:21.000 That kind of struck a chord.
02:14:24.000 I think that's a big fundamental difference.
02:14:27.000 We were talking about this.
02:14:28.000 Dave Rubin saying liberalism versus leftism.
02:14:31.000 Okay, I know different terminology means different things to all different people.
02:14:35.000 So I want you to don't get mad if I say liberal when I mean leftist or conservative.
02:14:39.000 You understand what I'm talking about.
02:14:41.000 Freedom, anti-authoritarian, conservative, Republican, let's put it on that side, Democrat, liberal, leftist, social, let's put it on that side, and you can understand where I'm coming from.
02:14:50.000 A fundamental difference is a finite view of the world.
02:14:54.000 A view of this is it, therefore we need to draw from this.
02:14:59.000 Whether it's oil, we only have this much energy.
02:15:03.000 Whether it is intellectual capacity, we only have these many people.
02:15:10.000 Whether it is the economy, we only have so many jobs.
02:15:16.000 That's how they see it.
02:15:17.000 Whereas people here again on the right, whatever term you want to use, it's, okay, we can always find new ways for energy.
02:15:22.000 We can always find new ways to create more jobs.
02:15:26.000 There's going to be the next smart guy around the corner.
02:15:30.000 And that is why I hope people see a silver lining with...
02:15:34.000 Politically, it looks bad right now.
02:15:38.000 The charts show Hillary Clinton likely winning.
02:15:41.000 At the very least, going to probably lose quite a bit in the House, Senate.
02:15:45.000 But culturally, that is something that I think resonates with a lot of people.
02:15:49.000 And culturally, all of you can have an influence.
02:15:50.000 Culturally, all of you can go out and make your own pie.
02:15:53.000 I know we employ five people.
02:15:55.000 That's the pie I'm using.
02:15:56.000 It didn't exist.
02:15:57.000 But you have things right now that don't exist.
02:16:00.000 And it is.
02:16:01.000 It's not just a transfer, as leftists like to see it.
02:16:05.000 It's not just, oh, you were here and then you moved here.
02:16:09.000 So it's a net neutral.
02:16:11.000 It is a net gain.
02:16:12.000 Right now, there is something on planet Earth that doesn't exist that could exist tomorrow in a way that is quantifiable because of an idea.
02:16:23.000 Could be an idea for business.
02:16:25.000 Could be an idea for...
02:16:26.000 It could just be an idea.
02:16:28.000 It could just be some sort of philosophy.
02:16:30.000 It could be some sort of intellectual curiosity that buds and turns into something.
02:16:34.000 Something.
02:16:34.000 Think about that.
02:16:34.000 Apple started an iPhone.
02:16:36.000 Started as an idea.
02:16:38.000 Yeah, there are raw materials, there are sources that, you know, you have to go and you have to send little Chen, unfortunately, to a mine where it's likely going to collapse.
02:16:45.000 I don't know, and you have to send the canaries back to make sure he's okay, then you take him out and you make him build a wind turbine.
02:16:49.000 I get that.
02:16:50.000 There's only so many of those natural resources.
02:16:52.000 However, they were never looking for...
02:16:55.000 Whatever, nickel, whatever minerals were needed for an iPhone.
02:16:58.000 The point is that idea can create an entire new pie.
02:17:02.000 And sometimes it's hard to get your head around.
02:17:05.000 Right now there's nothing.
02:17:06.000 You can think of it.
02:17:07.000 You can make it happen.
02:17:09.000 And tomorrow there's something.
02:17:10.000 It is only a net positive.
02:17:11.000 In a world now of GoFundMes and all these other things, it's never been more possible to make those things happen.
02:17:17.000 And those things...
02:17:18.000 Came to you from the product of an idea.
02:17:20.000 Right.
02:17:20.000 Those resources, new things.
02:17:22.000 And they do, and they change the world.
02:17:24.000 And this idea that there's only so much, and so you have to get yours.
02:17:28.000 This is funny, it's an ultimate irony of the left, is we're not selfish, we care about the people.
02:17:32.000 So all of you people get yours.
02:17:34.000 That's what they have to do to buy votes, right?
02:17:36.000 Get yours.
02:17:36.000 What they do is they cater to people's selfish nature, and they fearmonger more than the right.
02:17:41.000 Yeah, it's just such a hopeless kind of outlook on life.
02:17:44.000 Which is funny when they try to twist it around saying, you know, Republicans are the hopeless, you know, fear-montering ones.
02:17:50.000 What is more hopeless?
02:17:52.000 Telling somebody, I'm going to make sure you get more welfare because that's about who you are.
02:17:59.000 Or someone saying, you know what...
02:18:01.000 I'm not going to do it.
02:18:02.000 I don't think you should be in welfare because I think you're better than that.
02:18:05.000 Think of any great teacher or any great coach that you've ever had.
02:18:08.000 They've cared about you.
02:18:09.000 They helped you.
02:18:10.000 But they challenged you.
02:18:12.000 They didn't hand it to you.
02:18:13.000 They didn't say you deserve this.
02:18:14.000 Every person I've ever respected in my life told me, listen.
02:18:17.000 The world doesn't owe you a damn thing.
02:18:19.000 Or listen, you're just going to have to work really hard.
02:18:22.000 There's a great quote from Steve Martin.
02:18:23.000 People come up and ask me all the time.
02:18:25.000 And not that I'm any incredible success story.
02:18:28.000 I'm pretty grateful that I'm able to employ more people and hopefully we'll be able to do more.
02:18:32.000 What's the advice?
02:18:32.000 I'm trying to get started on YouTube.
02:18:35.000 I'm trying to get a podcast and they send me a link and ask me to promote it.
02:18:38.000 The advice is something that Steve Martin put out there.
02:18:40.000 He said, just be so good that they can't ignore you.
02:18:44.000 It is one of the, you will find that if you just get into a groove and do it and work, you can create something magnificent.
02:18:53.000 And that's whether it's fracking, whether it's now more access to oil than ever before.
02:18:58.000 Again, it's not a pie.
02:18:58.000 We have whole new pies.
02:19:00.000 Whether it's this podcast, show, website, that's created employment opportunities.
02:19:04.000 I just, I hope if nothing else, this show inspires you to go out, find what it is that you can create.
02:19:10.000 Do it and include people.
02:19:12.000 Be a benefit.
02:19:13.000 And when you do that, you'll have more influence.
02:19:15.000 And you'll be able to help other people.
02:19:19.000 It's just something that's been on my heart.
02:19:21.000 Maybe you suck at all of it.
02:19:22.000 I don't know.
02:19:22.000 See you next week.