Louder with Crowder - #92 #BlackLivesMatter vs. AMERICA: Tommy Sotomayor and Literally Hitler | Louder With Crowder

00:00:02.000 You've found yourself at the junction where worlds meet.

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00:00:08.000 How about honesty in this country, folks?

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00:00:16.000 It's about having a healthy body image.

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00:00:42.000 Oh, I'm in the speedy to sound.

00:00:47.000 Glad to be with you.

00:00:49.000 That's the sound of the weekend.

00:00:51.000 I am your host, Stephen Crowder, louderwithcrowder.com for references, podcasts, and other tomfoolery.

00:00:57.000 Producing with me in video studio, as always, is Jared, who is not gay. 0.98

00:01:01.000 You can follow him on Twitter at NotGayJarred.

00:01:03.000 I fulfilled my legal obligations.

00:01:06.000 Draw your own conclusions.

00:01:06.000 We're good?

00:01:07.000 We're good.

00:01:08.000 We're good.

00:01:09.000 We wish we were coming to you under better circumstances here this evening.

00:01:14.000 But we still have a pretty impressive show lined up for you, all things considered.

00:01:17.000 We have Tommy Sotomayor.

00:01:19.000 I know I'm not saying that properly.

00:01:22.000 Of course, noted, I guess you'd call him sort of black cultural commentator.

00:01:26.000 Perfect time with the riots going on and all of this.

00:01:28.000 Peaceful protest.

00:01:29.000 Yeah, well, okay.

00:01:31.000 Right off the bat, if you have any question as to the level of quality you should expect from this program.

00:01:37.000 Chael Sonnen, former UFC fighter, big Trump supporter, actually noted conservative.

00:01:41.000 You see him on Fox News as well.

00:01:43.000 He's going to Bellator, so there's some sports news and some political news, some insight I think he has on Hillary Clinton's health.

00:01:49.000 And then we have Courtney, as always, who will be on Courtney Kirchhoff talking about dating, talking about News of the Week, and literally Hitler.

00:01:57.000 Literally.

00:01:57.000 Literally, Hitler is going to be on.

00:01:59.000 Wow.

00:02:00.000 The Fuhrer on later.

00:02:02.000 We're going to have him live.

00:02:03.000 There was a big video about Hitler and Hillary Clinton this week that went semi-viral, so we're going to be talking with him.

00:02:10.000 A lot has happened this week.

00:02:11.000 Here's one thing.

00:02:13.000 We get some insight accidentally doing a once-a-week program.

00:02:17.000 So stop asking us to go daily, hashtag neighbor daily.

00:02:20.000 It's not going to happen.

00:02:21.000 But we didn't talk about the Chelsea bombing last week.

00:02:25.000 Because the show broadcasts Thursday night, and it happened Friday or Saturday.

00:02:30.000 And by this point in the week, no one even remembers it.

00:02:34.000 It's not even on people's radar.

00:02:36.000 Some would argue that's by design.

00:02:39.000 And why?

00:02:40.000 Well, because there's been an absolute outbreak of violence across the country.

00:02:45.000 Of course, Black Lives Matter.

00:02:49.000 We'll talk about Chelsea.

00:02:51.000 We'll talk about the celebrity stuff going on.

00:02:52.000 But we've got to get into this.

00:02:54.000 Listen, we're going to run a clip later on, a montage here.

00:02:57.000 So if you have children watching the show, I know sometimes you do.

00:03:00.000 It's not age-appropriate because we have to show you what's going on in Charlotte.

00:03:04.000 Of course, we had...

00:03:05.000 Was it Terrence Crutcherson?

00:03:07.000 Crutcherson?

00:03:08.000 Crutcher.

00:03:09.000 Sorry.

00:03:09.000 Crutcher.

00:03:10.000 And then Keith Scott is the Charlotte situation.

00:03:14.000 People didn't wait for the evidence.

00:03:15.000 As this broadcast is going up, looks like the officer in the Crutcher situation has been charged with manslaughter.

00:03:23.000 I watched that.

00:03:24.000 I commented on Twitter saying, this looks odd, but it looks pretty damning if the video is correct.

00:03:30.000 Then more evidence came out, and of course, opinions change.

00:03:33.000 And Keith Scott, we don't know anything other than black officer involved, as far as we know.

00:03:37.000 Black police chief came out and said that this man had a gun.

00:03:40.000 Several reports have said that he did have a gun, and officers asked him to drop it repeatedly.

00:03:44.000 So, that is the setup.

00:03:46.000 And now, disgusting, life-altering riots taking place in Charlotte.

00:03:52.000 You know, I do think about Martin Luther King and you what?

00:03:55.000 And I'm not just saying a couple of isolated incidences.

00:03:57.000 We're talking about cars being tipped over. 0.99

00:03:59.000 We're talking about kicking homeless people because they're white. 1.00

00:04:03.000 Kicking them in the spine. 1.00

00:04:04.000 All of this you'll see. 1.00

00:04:05.000 We're talking about dragging white people. 0.95

00:04:06.000 There is a video right now in Charlotte of a gang of black young men. 0.98

00:04:10.000 I feel even awful calling them men, if you want to call them that. 0.99

00:04:15.000 Beating a white man in a parking garage, stripping him naked, and dragging him across the concrete. 0.75

00:04:21.000 Listen, if that were to happen with a group of white people and one black person, it's the kind of thing Roots was created for, but they couldn't show you that scene on television for the adaptation. 0.95

00:04:31.000 If a bunch of white guys beat, stripped, and dragged a black man across the concrete, if that happened once, this is happening Amass in Charlotte right now, if it happened once from white people to a black person, and it would be reprehensible, of course I wouldn't excuse it, it would be front page news everywhere to the point where they would be asking Donald Trump about it at the next press conference.

00:04:52.000 I don't think they'd even need to have a video for that to go viral. 0.93

00:04:54.000 Someone just say it.

00:04:56.000 And it is disgusting if it happens to anyone, of course.

00:05:01.000 But the point is, this is happening so much right now in Charlotte.

00:05:05.000 To put it into context, there are far more unarmed, innocent people who have been harmed in Charlotte probably since the beginning of this broadcast than will occur throughout the entire police force in the United States this year.

00:05:17.000 It's not even close.

00:05:20.000 And here's something that's also important.

00:05:21.000 We can see intent when you have these videos.

00:05:23.000 Even this woman, Betty, who shot Crutcher, manslaughter is like running someone over with a car.

00:05:28.000 She shot once. 0.94

00:05:30.000 It still doesn't mean she's a racist. 0.98

00:05:32.000 It still doesn't mean she's going out there shooting black people as people want you to believe simply because she hates melanin in the skin. 0.92

00:05:39.000 It doesn't prove that. 1.00

00:05:40.000 It proves maybe that women make crappy cops. 1.00

00:05:44.000 Like Jared was saying, they have to escalate force. 0.98

00:05:46.000 If we want to talk about de-escalation, well, you want to put the strongest guy in there, humanly possible, because he's got control over it.

00:05:53.000 You don't want to put a smaller, weaker woman for whom we had to lower the PT requirements, okay? 1.00

00:05:57.000 It proves anything that women make crappy cops. 1.00

00:05:59.000 Maybe she's a racist, maybe she's not. 1.00

00:06:01.000 But there is, without a doubt, racism occurring on a scale right now in Charlotte.

00:06:06.000 Here's the thing.

00:06:08.000 I watched this video, and I have to tell you, listen, I'm a Christian.

00:06:12.000 I have to hit my knees in prayer because I have to guard my heart against hatred. 0.85

00:06:16.000 When I see a guy getting stripped, beaten within an inch of his life, and dragged across the concrete by a gang of hooded bandana to black men... 0.99

00:06:26.000 I want to see those people hurt. 0.98

00:06:28.000 And I have to tell myself, of course this is not indicative of all black people. 0.95

00:06:33.000 And as a Christian, you have to believe that all of these men can be redeemed.

00:06:36.000 Of course I believe that, right?

00:06:37.000 But here's the thing.

00:06:38.000 Most millennials don't.

00:06:40.000 Millennials, the younger people out there right now, they weren't raised with Family Matters, Fresh Prince.

00:06:45.000 They weren't raised like we were in a post-racial America.

00:06:47.000 Black Lives Matter is carrying the Black Olympic torch.

00:06:51.000 And they're watching these videos.

00:06:52.000 And they're watching this unfold in Charlotte.

00:06:54.000 And guess what?

00:06:55.000 You're going to have more racists than ever. 0.98

00:06:58.000 Because people watch that and they want to see these thugs get blown away. 0.91

00:07:02.000 I mean, beating up a homeless guy.

00:07:04.000 Did you see that?

00:07:05.000 That's a Kubrick film.

00:07:06.000 We don't have the audio in our version.

00:07:08.000 You'll see why.

00:07:09.000 We couldn't.

00:07:10.000 We couldn't.

00:07:11.000 But if you were, I think that's one of the most damaging parts.

00:07:13.000 You hear the laughing and the gawking as they kick a homeless man to the ground.

00:07:16.000 You hear the laughing and the carry-on.

00:07:18.000 It's like someone did a funny magic trick. 0.95

00:07:21.000 It's like the moderate Muslims watching the lispy guy get thrown off the roof by the extreme Muslims. 1.00

00:07:27.000 It's that there are enough people in Charlotte watching a white 65-year-old homeless man getting kicked in the spine. 0.95

00:07:34.000 Again, the total is what matters.

00:07:36.000 I'm giving you some incidents to try and draw a personal connection, but there's more footage than you could watch in a lifetime.

00:07:40.000 You can hear the social disorders right now.

00:07:42.000 Why?

00:07:43.000 If only these people get so upset when this guy was shot and that guy was shot.

00:07:47.000 If only people could just get upset about life.

00:07:51.000 You know, we watched, my wife and I watched Free State of Jones last night.

00:07:54.000 And it just happened to be a coincidence.

00:07:56.000 My parents recommended it.

00:07:57.000 It was in the queue.

00:07:58.000 Pretty good film.

00:07:59.000 And you watch this, and my wife and I, you know, brings us to tears.

00:08:02.000 A black slave in an iron yoke, and you're watching it, and he finally gets free. 0.70

00:08:06.000 And all they want is to learn and read and vote, and they're voting Republican. 0.97

00:08:10.000 My wife and I are watching it going, oh my god, thank you.

00:08:10.000 And we're watching it.

00:08:12.000 You're rooting for this man.

00:08:15.000 Because it's a good man.

00:08:16.000 You don't even care that this is a good man, and you're rooting for him.

00:08:20.000 And then you go back to reality, and you see the perpetuating of every single negative stereotype from Black Lives Matter.

00:08:28.000 And by the way, when you look at the hashtags, these stereotypes, they're brought upon the community themselves, and if you try and reach beyond them, Ben Carson's not black.

00:08:39.000 Herman Cain's not black.

00:08:39.000 Who else?

00:08:40.000 They just say they're not black.

00:08:42.000 It seems the only barometer right now for Black Lives Matter, not all black people, Black Lives Matter, which is important.

00:08:46.000 You need to understand they're not even a majority, but they're given a platform because of a complicit media.

00:08:51.000 These people, their barometer for no longer being black is success. 1.00

00:08:56.000 And I'm so pissed off. 0.99

00:08:57.000 I'm so pissed off. 0.94

00:08:58.000 I hate that you have these new factions, the white nationalists, who completely destroy everything that we've tried to work up to build because we can have someone like a Tommy Sotomayor. 0.94

00:09:08.000 We can have an Alfonso Rachel.

00:09:10.000 There are plenty of black people out there, of course, who speak out and do so much good.

00:09:14.000 And so they're muddying the waters. 0.99

00:09:16.000 And then I'm furious with the people who are out there rioting and killing and destroying lives and shooting and bashing heads on the concrete Shame! 0.99

00:09:28.000 Shame! 1.00

00:09:29.000 If you're going to say I'm black and proud, you're making it about race, you're bringing shame to your race. 1.00

00:09:33.000 You're bringing shame to America. 0.96

00:09:35.000 You're making us a laughing stock on the national stage, on the international stage. 0.99

00:09:39.000 If you're going to make it about your black... 0.96

00:09:39.000 But you are. 0.96

00:09:43.000 You're bringing shame on you're black if you're wearing that t-shirt. 0.98

00:09:46.000 And it's such a far cry from what these people wanted when you watch these. 0.85

00:09:50.000 It's such a far cry if you look at MLK and you look at the Republicans and the people who worked with the Voting Rights Act.

00:10:00.000 For context, you know what?

00:10:02.000 Let's give you this speech and this montage.

00:10:04.000 Hopefully this hits a nerve.

00:10:09.000 It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

00:10:14.000 I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed.

00:10:26.000 We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal.

00:10:36.000 I have a dream That one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

00:10:53.000 I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, Sweltering with the heat of oppression will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

00:11:14.000 I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

00:11:29.000 I have a dream today And I know what that'll be.

00:11:46.000 That clip will be pulled, and guess what?

00:11:48.000 Just a couple of white guys in a den.

00:11:49.000 We don't know what we're talking about.

00:11:51.000 It's racist, right?

00:11:53.000 We'll be right back.

00:11:54.000 Hey, Jared, what are you doing? 0.98

00:12:07.000 Shooting bad guys. 0.73

00:12:08.000 With what? 0.60

00:12:09.000 By AR-15.

00:12:10.000 Where'd you get it?

00:12:11.000 AR-15.com.

00:12:12.000 Enunciate it more clearly so our audience can hear.

00:12:15.000 AR-15.com.

00:12:17.000 That's better.

00:12:18.000 They sell guns now?

00:12:19.000 Yeah, they do.

00:12:21.000 They're the best.

00:12:21.000 Are they any good?

00:12:23.000 Where from?

00:12:23.000 AR-15.com.

00:12:24.000 Kapoor!

00:12:25.000 Did you really make that sound?

00:12:27.000 Didn't have the budget for sound effects.

00:12:29.000 Kaboow! 0.92

00:12:30.000 Kaboow! 0.92

00:12:30.000 Oh, there's another one! 0.92

00:12:32.000 You shot him! 0.96

00:12:32.000 Kaboow! 0.96

00:12:34.000 With what?

00:12:34.000 AR-15!

00:12:35.000 From where?

00:12:36.000 AR-15.com.

00:12:37.000 Hey, how do you know they're bad guys?

00:12:39.000 Turbots and burkas. 1.00

00:12:40.000 Kaboow! 0.92

00:12:41.000 That's racist! 0.95

00:12:43.000 And now for the adventures of the white privilege boy. . . . . 0.72

00:12:56.000 All right there now, Timmy, I know you're a teenager, but if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.

00:13:02.000 You can't park your vehicle faced into oncoming traffic.

00:13:05.000 Come on, let's move. 1.00

00:13:06.000 Well, gee, officer, I'm sure sorry.

00:13:09.000 Can I just go back to my car?

00:13:11.000 No, no, I want you to follow my instructions.

00:13:13.000 Either get down on the ground or follow me away from the vehicle.

00:13:15.000 But, officer...

00:13:17.000 Can't I just get my PCP? Nah, well, you know, usually I'd say no, but you can make it quick.

00:13:23.000 Come on, get on out of here, you white rascal. 1.00

00:13:25.000 Oh, boy! 1.00

00:13:26.000 I'm in a freebase!

00:13:27.000 Oh, those boys!

00:13:29.000 What pickle will they find themselves in next?

00:13:32.000 Stay tuned for next week's installment of Adventures of the White Privilege Boys.

00:13:37.000 Glad to be back.

00:14:05.000 Sorry for depressing people.

00:14:06.000 We're reading the Twitter.

00:14:07.000 People are like, I'm so depressed.

00:14:08.000 We're sorry about that.

00:14:09.000 By the way, I do want to correct.

00:14:10.000 It was Black Lives Matter.

00:14:12.000 The kick happened in London with the homeless guy.

00:14:14.000 Oh, really?

00:14:14.000 Okay.

00:14:15.000 So everything else you saw was Charlotte.

00:14:17.000 So I think the point remains.

00:14:18.000 By the way, London, not exactly.

00:14:20.000 Are we supposed to believe that officers in London do the systemic racism of the United States?

00:14:26.000 The blood of the slaves in the fields of the United States.

00:14:29.000 I think so.

00:14:30.000 It's somehow run all the way over to London.

00:14:32.000 I dealt with that in Canada where you have kids trying to act like they were from Memphis. 0.99

00:14:37.000 Like Drake is a half-Jewish, buttersoft bitch who played the paraplegic who couldn't outrun the school shooting in Degrassi. 1.00

00:14:47.000 And now he's rapping first name greatest. 0.99

00:14:50.000 From Memphis.

00:14:50.000 By the way, just to know how wimpy rap has become, do you know the lyrics?

00:14:56.000 It's last name ever, first name greatest, boy like a sprained ankle ain't nothing to play with.

00:14:56.000 No.

00:15:03.000 A sprained ankle?

00:15:04.000 They used to be talking about Gats.

00:15:06.000 You won't even play with a sprained ankle?

00:15:09.000 This is the street cred now?

00:15:11.000 Sounds like a basketball problem there.

00:15:13.000 It sounds like a basketball problem.

00:15:14.000 Yet again, more proof that basketball players...

00:15:16.000 You know what a sprained ankle is in hockey?

00:15:19.000 It's a season game.

00:15:20.000 It's every single season game.

00:15:24.000 We're going to have Tommy Sotomayor coming up after the break, and then, of course, literally Hitler. 0.88

00:15:28.000 Here's something interesting that happened this week.

00:15:31.000 People were asking me to say, when I say, of course, say, chink.

00:15:34.000 And it's true. 0.56

00:15:34.000 We do notice that whenever I do an impression of something, it bleeds in. 0.56

00:15:38.000 Remember with Donald Trump, I was saying frankly?

00:15:39.000 Frankly, truthfully, quite often.

00:15:41.000 And now with chink, I've been saying, of course, because for people who don't know, I will sit there and just listen for you to chink. 1.00

00:15:47.000 Non-stop.

00:15:48.000 Like a morphine drip.

00:15:50.000 And then you check yourself into the Institute.

00:15:51.000 Yes, exactly.

00:15:52.000 Then you check yourself into...

00:15:52.000 For a few days.

00:15:54.000 Like Heath Ledger.

00:15:55.000 To Arkham Asylum.

00:15:56.000 Rest in peace.

00:15:58.000 Barack Obama went in front of the UN this week.

00:16:02.000 God bless him.

00:16:03.000 When you're the boy who cried globalism, that's the buzzword now, it doesn't mean anything when it's actually happening.

00:16:03.000 And...

00:16:12.000 Let's roll this clip.

00:16:13.000 Not Donald Trump.

00:16:14.000 Barack Obama was before the UN... And in so many words, you'll hear him here saying, basically, we're going to give up freedoms of the United States in order to appease the international community.

00:16:30.000 That's globalism.

00:16:32.000 Here's what globalism sounds like.

00:16:34.000 Sometimes I'm criticized in my own country.

00:16:38.000 We're professing a belief in international norms and multilateral institutions, but I am convinced that in the long run, giving up some freedom of action, not giving up our ability to protect ourselves or pursue our core interests, but binding ourselves to international rules over the long term enhances our security.

00:17:02.000 No, it doesn't. 0.99

00:17:06.000 You ass. 0.99

00:17:07.000 It does not do that at all. 0.99

00:17:10.000 And here's the...

00:17:11.000 Now, people always say, globalists!

00:17:12.000 When you say globalists are taking over your water, when you say globalists are taking...

00:17:15.000 Listen, that's a buzzword that's thrown around so much nowadays.

00:17:19.000 And you hear, you know, this election is about nationalists versus globalists.

00:17:21.000 Well, I understand that.

00:17:22.000 Let's stop using the buzzwords.

00:17:24.000 This election, for a lot of people, and I would say correctly, is about do you believe in the United States as a wonderful country, that shining city on a hill, as Reagan described it?

00:17:34.000 Or do you think that...

00:17:36.000 The one world government, that appeasing the UN is more important.

00:17:40.000 It's about those priorities, absolutely.

00:17:41.000 But this is a man right there sitting before what is effectively a global government, an international governing body, who, by the way, have no...

00:17:51.000 The UN might as well be called the We Hate the United States and Israel.

00:17:55.000 Club.

00:17:56.000 That's really what it is.

00:17:58.000 And I can see the anti-Semites coming out.

00:17:59.000 By the way, we did this Hitler video this week, was surprised at some people who like Hitler and were furious.

00:18:05.000 I'm okay with those people being mad at me.

00:18:07.000 That's a good crowd to have hate you.

00:18:08.000 Yes, it's a good crowd to have hate you.

00:18:09.000 This is globalism.

00:18:12.000 It's not hidden.

00:18:13.000 It occurs right before your eyes.

00:18:14.000 You don't need the conspiracy because this is actually occurring in real time.

00:18:18.000 Let me give you another example of globalism.

00:18:20.000 This is funny, too, because you have these alt-right people sometimes who go, well, we're nationalists, you know, and then they come after us and say, well, why are you a climate denier?

00:18:28.000 First off, we're not climate deniers.

00:18:29.000 The Earth has warmed about 1.5 degrees since the 1800s.

00:18:32.000 Fine.

00:18:33.000 Humans could be contributing to it.

00:18:34.000 Fine.

00:18:35.000 Am I a denier that 192 countries who sign on to a globalist policy like the Kyoto Protocol would At all stop the Earth's atmosphere from rising another 1.5 over the next century?

00:18:47.000 Of course you're not.

00:18:49.000 Of course I deny that.

00:18:51.000 If people want to look to some kind of globalism and then claim that they're scientists and accuse people of being science deniers, read up on the Kyoto Protocol.

00:18:58.000 292 countries have signed on.

00:18:59.000 It will literally kill people.

00:19:01.000 I'm not misusing literally.

00:19:03.000 It will kill people through, of course, skyrocketing energy costs.

00:19:07.000 Of course, these people, the Kyoto Protocol, they want an international governing body to be able to tell you what cars you can drive, what kind of energy factories can use, quotas and caps on what kind of products can be created or what kind of farming can take place depending on carbon emissions.

00:19:23.000 Once you let them through that back door, You're going to have 192 countries telling the United States and its citizens that you can no longer drive your SUV or buy petroleum products.

00:19:33.000 You don't need to look for a conspiracy for globalism.

00:19:36.000 You just need to see what they're saying right in front of you.

00:19:41.000 And I was there at these climate summits.

00:19:42.000 Well, people say, well, you're a science and I am.

00:19:44.000 I will never back down from this.

00:19:46.000 I was there at the Cancun Climate Summit when Ted...

00:19:50.000 Not Ted Kennedy, gosh, no.

00:19:52.000 He killed a girl, though.

00:19:53.000 I was there when Ted...

00:19:55.000 I was like, Ted Nugent?

00:19:56.000 What's wrong with him?

00:19:57.000 Ted Turner.

00:19:59.000 Ted Turner, CNN, asked the panel, the committee, to consider implementing China's one-child policy to curb climate change.

00:20:11.000 Literally.

00:20:12.000 Not misusing literally.

00:20:14.000 Communist China's one-child policy in order to curb carbon emissions from an overpopulation problem that is not occurring.

00:20:23.000 Overpopulation is not a problem.

00:20:25.000 It's not the issue that we thought it was going to be.

00:20:28.000 First off, it's sort of self-negating.

00:20:30.000 Secondly, we have plenty of space.

00:20:33.000 So this is the Obama-UN quote.

00:20:36.000 I don't know for you.

00:20:36.000 I was sitting there watching it with my mouth going...

00:20:41.000 And then my mouth closed, and I said, well, that makes sense.

00:20:44.000 Yeah, that sounds about right.

00:20:45.000 It sounds about right.

00:20:46.000 That seems about like Thursday.

00:20:47.000 That sounds like something he would say.

00:20:49.000 This is the same guy.

00:20:50.000 You know, it took...

00:20:51.000 These are people who are willing to go right ahead.

00:20:53.000 A UN speech?

00:20:53.000 Oh, what do I have?

00:20:54.000 Well, let me go over there and give up some rights.

00:20:56.000 But it takes them five days to admit that an Islamic... 1.00

00:20:59.000 It's five days to use the word bomb.

00:21:02.000 You like to think the grown-ups are in charge?

00:21:05.000 There are no grown-ups.

00:21:07.000 You're just as...

00:21:07.000 We're just as grown-up.

00:21:09.000 Maybe...

00:21:09.000 Okay.

00:21:10.000 Bad example. 0.80

00:21:10.000 But you're just as much of a grown-up as Barack Obama, only he was smoking crack with his domestic terrorist in college. 0.80

00:21:18.000 This is everything you hated of social justice warriors, and he's your president.

00:21:22.000 You're getting what you deserve.

00:21:24.000 Tommy Sotomayor?

00:21:24.000 Tommy Sotomayor!

00:21:25.000 Tommy Sotomayor! 0.95

00:21:26.000 Stay tuned or you're racist. 0.96

00:21:41.000 Skittles. 0.85

00:21:42.000 Taste the imaginary racism.

00:21:45.000 And now for the adventures of the White Privilege Boy.

00:21:52.000 Now, okay, Timmy, Bobby, and Johnny, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.

00:21:56.000 I need you to put your guns down.

00:21:59.000 Can't I just keep my gun on me trained on you for just a little longer?

00:22:03.000 Yeah, please.

00:22:04.000 Now, boys, you know I'm not supposed to let you do that.

00:22:06.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:22:08.000 All right, just make sure it's unloaded.

00:22:10.000 Nope!

00:22:11.000 Okay, now, okay, now, at least enough attack, right?

00:22:14.000 You're blinding my eyes. 0.92

00:22:16.000 What am I going to do with you, you little rapscallions? 0.74

00:22:19.000 Ow! 1.00

00:22:20.000 Oh, those boys!

00:22:23.000 What pickle will they find themselves in next?

00:22:25.000 Stay tuned for next week's installment of Adventures of the White Privilege Boys.

00:22:30.000 Welcome to the White Privilege Boys. 0.61

00:22:54.000 That was the music of Pogo, of course.

00:22:56.000 Great friend of the show.

00:22:57.000 Another man who I hope becomes a friend of the show.

00:22:59.000 First-time guest.

00:23:00.000 You can follow him on Instagram, Twitter, TJ Sotomayor.

00:23:04.000 I know him from YouTube, Sotomayor TV. We had Phil Advise on, the Advise show, and people were saying, all right, if you're going to have this guy on, you're going to have to have Tommy Sotomayor on.

00:23:13.000 So, Tommy, thank you for being with us, sir.

00:23:15.000 Oh, no problem, Stephen.

00:23:16.000 Thanks for having me.

00:23:17.000 No, we're super happy to have you here.

00:23:20.000 Now, I had seen your stuff before, and people after Phil Advise were saying this would be a great counterpoint.

00:23:26.000 And I looked up your stuff, and even though you're not expressly political, you get into a lot of the cultural issues regarding the black community.

00:23:34.000 You sort of waded into Colin Kaepernick, and you...

00:23:39.000 You did a video that caught my attention where you said black people are safer around white people than black. 0.95

00:23:46.000 Am I misquoting that?

00:23:48.000 No, a lot of us feel safer, and the reason why is because violence isn't something that is shunned amongst black people. 0.87

00:23:56.000 As a matter of fact, you see all of this rioting going on, and I hope we're going to get into that in Charlotte, but you don't see any of this rioting going on when the blacks are killing the blacks, or when you look at something like Chicago right now, when you have over 500 people so far this year murdered. 0.93

00:24:13.000 You'd assume that they'd be out there rioting saying that black lives matter then. 1.00

00:24:17.000 But apparently they don't when blacks are killing and murdering blacks. 1.00

00:24:20.000 So how can I feel safer around the same people who feel like, at the drop of a hat, I can kill you or maim you? 1.00

00:24:27.000 Well, it's funny because you say this at one time.

00:24:30.000 You know, we had Larry Elder on and we had Phil Advise on it.

00:24:32.000 One time for anyone to say this would be, you're an Uncle Tom or, of course, me with my white privilege, I'm a racist.

00:24:39.000 So...

00:24:40.000 Why is it, though, you're pretty popular.

00:24:42.000 Do you feel like there's a swinging of the pendulum where a lot of black people are in agreement with you saying, yeah, we've got to do something about this? 0.99

00:24:49.000 A lot of black people are tired. 0.52

00:24:50.000 We've been basically held hostage to the idea of you'll be called a sellout or Uncle Tom or a coon. 0.98

00:24:57.000 They will literally call you.

00:24:59.000 It's like the liberal social justice warriors.

00:25:01.000 Have you ever tried to have a discussion with them?

00:25:02.000 If they don't like your point or if your point is factual, the way to get around it is to call your name.

00:25:07.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:25:09.000 It is very true.

00:25:10.000 We have, in fact, gotten into it with said social justice warriors.

00:25:15.000 So, like this week, a good example.

00:25:17.000 We have two situations.

00:25:18.000 We have Terrence Crutcher.

00:25:20.000 Am I pronouncing that?

00:25:21.000 Crutcher, Crutcher.

00:25:22.000 I always pronounce it wrong, being French-Canadian. 1.00

00:25:24.000 And then Keith Scott.

00:25:26.000 Keith Scott, of course, which has now led to the riots, as you've talked about, in Carolina.

00:25:30.000 What's your take on those, as far as what's happened?

00:25:34.000 And is it indicative of systemic racism?

00:25:37.000 Okay, now I don't believe it's indicative of systemic racism, but you do have a problem with the fact that these police aren't trained, number one, and I talked about it on my radio show last night.

00:25:51.000 The police aren't trained very well, and number two, you have both sides which fear each other.

00:25:56.000 Imagine, if you were a black kid and you were raised by your black mother usually, And your black mother told you, beware of those cops like Coyne Grimes, the woman who was shot in Baltimore, how she was telling her son at the age of five to fight the cops.

00:26:10.000 Now you grow up having this distrust, mistrust of the cops.

00:26:15.000 Imagine if you're on the other side, if you're a young white kid, and you grow up and you see the rap videos and you see the news, and they're telling you that these people are bad.

00:26:24.000 Now one grows up to be a cop.

00:26:26.000 One grows up to run the streets.

00:26:28.000 They both don't like each other from the time they were little.

00:26:31.000 So we have to address this from both sides because both sides are telling the other side that they're bad and then you're just running them out in the street like it's a jump ball in basketball and seeing who wins.

00:26:42.000 But many cases, though, we do see like Keith Scott, you know, a black police officer, a black police chief, or you see like with Baltimore.

00:26:49.000 I think you're right in most scenarios.

00:26:50.000 My dad was raised in Detroit, right, during the Detroit riots.

00:26:53.000 And he would say this, and I know people are going to get mad when I say this, or again, say that we're racist.

00:26:58.000 He was part of when they did the integration, you know, the cross-district busing integration system.

00:27:03.000 And my dad said, you know, he remember having a talk with his father, my grandfather, who actually ran reconnaissance in Detroit.

00:27:09.000 He was in the Air Force, and he would run reconnaissance because of all the snipers on the roof.

00:27:13.000 And him and his mom said, listen, you're going to go to school and you're going to see a lot of kids, different colored skin to you.

00:27:18.000 They look just like you.

00:27:20.000 Just go up and say hi. 0.98

00:27:21.000 And they beat the crap out of them. 0.68

00:27:23.000 He did not have a good experience. 0.98

00:27:25.000 And that bred more racism in Detroit and white flight than ever before. 0.70

00:27:30.000 So there was that.

00:27:31.000 But I do think sometimes there are some people who are taught, hey, these are good people.

00:27:35.000 Be nice to them.

00:27:35.000 And then it just takes a few life experiences where it's not reciprocated.

00:27:39.000 Why do you think, Steven, I'll ask you from your side, why do you think we don't address that?

00:27:43.000 Like, we will address a woman who says, I don't date any more guys from this city because she had a bad experience.

00:27:48.000 And nobody will get mad at her for saying it.

00:27:50.000 We will address a woman who says, oh, I don't date any guys who, whatever.

00:27:54.000 Other people are allowed to have a life-changing experience, but white people, no matter what happens to them, I've watched so many court cases. 0.86

00:28:03.000 There was one in Tennessee in particular.

00:28:05.000 A white father had to sit there and not only know that his daughter was raped and murdered and thrown in the trash can, but all these black people were claiming racism with the cops, and the evidence showed that he did it, but he couldn't say the same thing. 1.00

00:28:17.000 But if a white person killed my daughter or anybody in my family, I can come out and say those damn white people. 0.99

00:28:23.000 Right now, I can say whatever I want to about white people all over social media and never have a fear of being put on CNN or Fox News or wherever. 1.00

00:28:33.000 But you say it, you're immediately done.

00:28:36.000 And it doesn't matter what it is that precipitated you having that fear.

00:28:41.000 I got so much flack that Jared and I were laughing because of corn gains.

00:28:44.000 I'm sorry.

00:28:45.000 We'll get to the ones that occurred this week.

00:28:47.000 Corn gains is cut and dry.

00:28:48.000 That was child abuse. 0.56

00:28:49.000 That woman was a child abuser, the way she was treating your kid. 1.00

00:28:51.000 I got flack because we ran a clip and we missed it and I said, do you hear her repeatedly yelling, you go fight the asses! 1.00

00:28:57.000 You go fight the asses! 1.00

00:28:59.000 That's exactly what she said. 1.00

00:29:00.000 People were like, well, you know, you don't have to do the racist impression.

00:29:04.000 I mean, if I do an impression of Bill Cosby, and we do, no one says that's racist.

00:29:08.000 I do an exact reenactment of what she said to her son, and people were more mad about that being racist than the fact that she was basically advising her son to get into a fistfight with the police officers.

00:29:21.000 Now you know what I'm dealing with as a black man.

00:29:24.000 They have come to my page when I'll do a video on a woman. 1.00

00:29:27.000 She could drown eight kids, stab five more, and burn two. 0.97

00:29:32.000 But if I say one thing... 0.99

00:29:33.000 Who is this woman? 1.00

00:29:34.000 I want to avoid her block when it comes to trick-or-treating. 0.72

00:29:36.000 I used to date her in college, but that's another story.

00:29:40.000 The point is I will speak about this and say one word that they don't like.

00:29:45.000 And in the presence of that word, they will forget that the woman had done all of this vicious stuff. 0.91

00:29:51.000 And they say, oh, you're a self-hater, which I don't understand, because even if I hated all black women, how does that translate into I hate myself? 0.64

00:30:01.000 Even if I hated all short black people, how does that mean I hate myself?

00:30:05.000 That's another thing that liberals do when these social justice warriors. 1.00

00:30:08.000 They just give you a title, and the title's supposed to scare you off of telling the truth.

00:30:12.000 And that's what happened with you. 0.99

00:30:13.000 The woman's a child abuser. 1.00

00:30:15.000 Yeah, the one was a child abuser, and the cops were, I mean, there are instances, like when I talked about, I remember the Eric Garner case, as someone who does grappling, I'm like, well, you know what, that cop didn't need to do the cross face, that was the guy on a power trip.

00:30:26.000 The guy who was the therapist with the autistic person shot in the arm, I'm going, now, I don't think that was racism, I think that was a very nervous rookie cop who had no idea what he was doing.

00:30:36.000 Again, even if they make a mistake, and there are many instances where they do, then you have to get to the question of intent.

00:30:42.000 And I think more times than not, the intent is not, let's go lunch a black guy today.

00:30:46.000 It's either an accident, or there could be definitely some police officers who are more scared.

00:30:52.000 For example, we can talk about Terrence Crutcher.

00:30:54.000 Well, PCP in the car.

00:30:55.000 We don't know if there's PCP in a system, but I know police officers, many in Detroit, who've dealt with people on PCP. You deal with one guy on PCP. It's going to change the way you approach perps forever.

00:31:09.000 I talked about the young lady, and her name is Betty Shelby.

00:31:12.000 I spoke about her, and I said, well, she entered the scene first.

00:31:16.000 A small woman like that and a big man like that, if you notice, she never switched weapons, which means she started off having her service weapon trained on him. 0.62

00:31:25.000 Not...

00:31:26.000 Her taser.

00:31:27.000 Which, you know, she understood that she's walking into a situation where she's outmanned, so she pulled out the final solution instead of the lead up to the final solution.

00:31:27.000 Right.

00:31:37.000 Because there's pepper spray, there's tasers, there's other things that you can do.

00:31:40.000 But because she was by herself, she started off that way.

00:31:44.000 And by the way, for people who don't know, if you're on PCP, you don't feel tasers.

00:31:48.000 You're almost impervious to pain.

00:31:49.000 Specifically PCP. Again, we don't know if it was in a system.

00:31:51.000 We know it was in the car.

00:31:53.000 But that changes everything in regards to non-lethal options.

00:31:57.000 Right, but they didn't know that that was there.

00:31:59.000 So we do have to say that they didn't know all this was afterwards.

00:32:02.000 But when she came up on him, she was by herself.

00:32:04.000 So she went to the final solution knowing that he's so much bigger than me.

00:32:08.000 If I try to tase him, he could do a whole bunch of stuff.

00:32:10.000 I think what happened was what you said, which is fear.

00:32:13.000 She had fear going into it and never thought everyone else has their taser pulled.

00:32:18.000 I don't.

00:32:19.000 I think she honestly thought That she had what they had.

00:32:23.000 Because they all had their tasers.

00:32:25.000 She started off with her gun.

00:32:27.000 Yeah, and I think that's an example of a mistake.

00:32:29.000 But the only thing I tweeted out about that, and we've talked about this more today, was I saw the video.

00:32:35.000 I said, at first glance, this looks pretty damning, and hopefully truth and justice is served.

00:32:39.000 I had only seen the video of the shooting because that's what was being shown.

00:32:42.000 Then I saw the video, the 30-second video of, you know, many police officers coming out, drawing their weapons, and him walking for a good 30 seconds backward to the car.

00:32:52.000 I do know enough about police work that no one will ever say, put your hands where I can see them and walk back 30 paces away from me.

00:32:59.000 They're going to say, get on the ground.

00:33:00.000 So there must have been, and this is what they've said, some commands, hey, hands up, get on the ground.

00:33:07.000 They would not advise him to go back to his car.

00:33:10.000 becomes, I don't believe the cops.

00:33:11.000 They're lying.

00:33:12.000 But it's pretty easy to look at protocol with that and say, all right, this cops would have told him, stay where you are.

00:33:18.000 They would have never told him to back off.

00:33:20.000 And it seems like an unfortunate situation.

00:33:22.000 But again, people run.

00:33:23.000 You see that with white people all the time. 0.78

00:33:25.000 These kind of situations occur all the time. 0.97

00:33:26.000 Is it indicative that that woman hated him because he was black and wanted to shoot him? 0.81

00:33:30.000 I would say no. 0.92

00:33:32.000 As of now.

00:33:35.000 And I had some of the family members call into my show last night, and I don't know how much truthfulness is in their statements, but they claim that he was told to go back to the car.

00:33:45.000 And I kept saying, well, that doesn't make any sense why he would be told to go back to the car.

00:33:50.000 Please go back where you may have a weapon.

00:33:52.000 It's not for a call.

00:33:53.000 Right.

00:33:54.000 But then there's also people on the other side are saying, well, and I don't know if you've heard it, but there was the 911 call from the lady who said that he said the car was about to blow up.

00:34:03.000 So they were saying specifically the cops believe that he may have had a bomb in there.

00:34:07.000 And I said, well, that didn't make any sense either because they would have never trailed him to the car where the bomb was.

00:34:13.000 So a lot of the initial reports are contradicting themselves.

00:34:19.000 Now they're finding out that he had just gotten off a nine-year jail stint.

00:34:23.000 Which they were making him out to be a pastor and that he had done nothing.

00:34:27.000 But he had literally just gotten out of jail in May.

00:34:29.000 He had three active warrants on him.

00:34:31.000 And I'm like, I don't know what to believe right now.

00:34:35.000 But what I do know is that even the fact that the woman took one shot, we do know.

00:34:39.000 And I talked to a lot of cops who called into my show last night.

00:34:41.000 They do the double tap.

00:34:43.000 She only shot once. 0.72

00:34:44.000 I think she realized she shot a bullet instead of a taser.

00:34:47.000 And that's why she didn't shoot again.

00:34:49.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:34:51.000 Well, it's funny, too, because people talk about this.

00:34:53.000 Whenever you get your concealed carry course, I don't know if you ever have, they say, hey, listen, this is why you want a bigger caliber, because people on a jury, they don't know if it's a.22.

00:35:01.000 They don't know if it's a.32.

00:35:03.000 They just see nine rounds in the body, so you're better to get.245.

00:35:07.000 There are different schools of thought on that, but again, one shot is important.

00:35:12.000 Some of this is news to me.

00:35:13.000 I'd love to see more on this.

00:35:14.000 I didn't know about the jail stint yet.

00:35:16.000 You certainly don't see it anywhere, and I'm pretty on top of the news.

00:35:19.000 Now we go to Keith Scott.

00:35:21.000 There's no video.

00:35:22.000 This is what's, again, spawned more of the riots in Charlotte.

00:35:28.000 Charlotte, yes.

00:35:29.000 Charlotte, okay.

00:35:30.000 So they went from tranny bathrooms, that was the protest, to now this. 1.00

00:35:34.000 There's always something going on in Charlotte.

00:35:38.000 What's your read on this one?

00:35:40.000 The officer said, again, black officer, black police chief saying he was armed, and then what bothers me is the immediate reaction is cops lie about everything. 0.91

00:35:49.000 Yep. 0.55

00:35:50.000 Now, again, it goes back to what you were saying about your father.

00:35:53.000 Sometimes when you've had bad incidences, you will jump to that bad thing just to protect oneself.

00:36:00.000 If you get bit by one snake, you're probably going to think they're all venomous, even though it's just the one.

00:36:05.000 I think a lot of the people are jumping to these incidences and these thoughts because maybe they've seen enough lies I forgot we have to go to a commercial break.

00:36:13.000 Our evil corporate overlords.

00:36:15.000 Hold that thought.

00:36:16.000 On that note, snakes I have no problem with, but spiders are soulless killing monsters.

00:36:19.000 I am totally okay generalizing.

00:36:21.000 Tommy Sotomayor.

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00:38:38.000 There we go.

00:38:39.000 You can follow him on Instagram, Twitter, TJ Sotomayor, or SotomayorTV on YouTube.

00:38:39.000 He's a gamer.

00:38:45.000 I highly recommend it, if only for the comments section, because, my God, it heats up quickly.

00:38:51.000 Glad to have you back.

00:38:52.000 Sorry to cut you there.

00:38:55.000 You were talking about Keith Scott and people's own personal experiences. 0.94

00:38:59.000 I understand it's horrible, obviously, for people to generalize and assume that all black people are criminals.

00:39:04.000 On the flip side, when you see, if you look on Twitter... 0.89

00:39:07.000 Or you look on social media, there is an absolute, I guess, sort of, people are just apathetic if you just generalize that all cops are killers and they're lying and they're planting evidence.

00:39:18.000 People just seem to be okay with that narrative right now.

00:39:21.000 You know, I will say something on the opposite side. 0.92

00:39:26.000 Where I have a few white followers, and I've done videos where I call black people niggly bears and all kinds of stuff. 1.00

00:39:33.000 Go ahead, laugh. 0.97

00:39:36.000 I can laugh.

00:39:37.000 I can't say it, but I've never even heard that before.

00:39:40.000 Yeah, they were like, oh, this is awesome.

00:39:41.000 This is hilarious.

00:39:43.000 Well, I called the woman who shot the guy in Tulsa, Snow Pig. 0.97

00:39:49.000 So, the same white followers who had been following all of my stuff, me talking bad about black people for years, saw one title and said, I didn't know you were racist. 0.92

00:39:59.000 I said, whoa, wait a minute.

00:40:01.000 All of that stuff I've been saying about black people, you are okay with that? 1.00

00:40:04.000 The word snow pig bothered you?

00:40:07.000 So I think it's on both sides.

00:40:09.000 People are okay with what you say as long as it's backing them.

00:40:13.000 So a lot of the blacks are okay with saying all cops are bad when the first people they call when something goes wrong is who? 0.89

00:40:19.000 The cops, those same bad cops that you assume are going to come to shoot you. 0.97

00:40:23.000 But it goes away on the other side, too. 0.97

00:40:25.000 As a black guy, when I come out with a conservative point of view, white people are patting me on the back.

00:40:29.000 Good job, brother!

00:40:30.000 But if I say one thing...

00:40:32.000 Then they don't agree with, they're like, well, you're just like the rest of them.

00:40:35.000 And I was like, what just happened?

00:40:36.000 Yeah, there is an outrage culture on the right, too, that really bothers me.

00:40:39.000 I've gotten that, too.

00:40:40.000 And although I've never used the term niggly pig, but I've definitely noticed that, where they get mad about one issue. 1.00

00:40:47.000 You know, even if I'm like, man, I don't like that Trump wants to, you know, you look at the libel laws, he goes, oh, you want Hillary to win?

00:40:53.000 No, I don't.

00:40:54.000 But it's perfectly within the bounds of reason to say this is very upsetting for a Republican candidate.

00:41:00.000 And that is...

00:41:00.000 Yeah.

00:41:01.000 I will tell you, this is a true story.

00:41:03.000 It happened at a conservative news network.

00:41:06.000 I mean, news network that leans more conservative.

00:41:08.000 And there was a guy who came in.

00:41:10.000 And I swear to you, I don't think he was racist.

00:41:12.000 What he said was blatantly racist.

00:41:14.000 I don't think he...

00:41:14.000 He didn't mean it in a hateful way.

00:41:16.000 He meant it as a compliment.

00:41:17.000 And he went up to my black friend who had just gotten done talking sort of about Black Lives Matter.

00:41:21.000 And this guy went up to him, I swear to you.

00:41:23.000 And he said, Hey, man, I just wanted to shake your hand.

00:41:27.000 After Obama, it's good to hear a black man say the truth for once. 0.99

00:41:32.000 And I sat there, and I know what he meant to say.

00:41:36.000 Now, my friend was like, Oh, thank you.

00:41:38.000 And he knew.

00:41:39.000 And the guy, they talked for 20 minutes.

00:41:40.000 He could have easily gone to the NAACP and filed suit.

00:41:45.000 Sometimes white people just, they say the wrong thing.

00:41:48.000 But they get offended easily, too. 0.99

00:41:50.000 It's also silly, the outrage culture. 0.96

00:41:50.000 And it's sad. 0.96

00:41:53.000 Yes, and that's the problem right now.

00:41:55.000 The first thing that people jump to, they don't wait for information.

00:41:59.000 They don't wait for facts.

00:42:00.000 They jump to the cops were lying.

00:42:02.000 And I'm with you on that.

00:42:02.000 I think that is a horrible precedent to set for your children, for your neighborhood, for your community.

00:42:08.000 Because you can't work with a group of people that you believe Or blatantly lying on you every time something happens.

00:42:14.000 You don't want to know the truth because the truth in your mind is always they're lying.

00:42:18.000 This guy was innocent.

00:42:19.000 You don't care about his background.

00:42:20.000 You don't care about the cops background.

00:42:22.000 I think that makes it very difficult because I made a video a while ago and people got mad at me and then a lot of the police departments around the country had started to share this video and then the police officers had told on them and said they're sharing this racist guy's video and I said It gets to a point where if I was a white cop, I would just wait on everything to die down in a black neighborhood and just show up and pick up the body. 0.96

00:42:45.000 I would not go knowing that if I did my job, they're immediately going to say, you did it wrong.

00:42:50.000 Wasn't it funny how they don't wait for any evidence when it comes to this, but it took them, what, three days before they were willing to use the word bomb with the Chelsea attack?

00:42:59.000 It really is.

00:43:00.000 It is something that is absolutely unnerving.

00:43:03.000 But, yeah, it's funny.

00:43:05.000 They pick one thing, and then you lose them.

00:43:07.000 Which is sad, because someone like you can make a lot of headway, and someone like you can reach a lot of people who haven't had ears to hear this kind of thing.

00:43:13.000 I think that's why a lot of people, they saw the Phil Advise debate and said, you have to have this guy on the other side of the coin.

00:43:21.000 You just mentioned earlier, you talked about sort of...

00:43:24.000 You mentioned fathers in a way that I thought, oh, okay, you said, you know, usually by their mom, raised by their mom, talking about single mothers in the black household.

00:43:31.000 We talked about that with Larry Elder, and then we had Phil Advise on, and he was saying, well, it's not exclusive to the black community.

00:43:36.000 I said, statistically, yes, it is.

00:43:38.000 Statistically, there's a problem with the black community, fatherless households.

00:43:40.000 He goes, so you're saying that all black people have no dads?

00:43:44.000 I said, no, that's not what I said.

00:43:46.000 I said, statistically, it is an anomaly in the black community, fatherless households.

00:43:51.000 Can we speak honestly about that?

00:43:52.000 And I think I was...

00:43:53.000 I was accused of being a racist or something.

00:43:55.000 But you just touched on that.

00:43:57.000 What do you do about it?

00:43:58.000 And what have your experiences been with that when talking on that issue?

00:44:02.000 I talk about it all the time.

00:44:03.000 I have a film coming out called The Fatherless America.

00:44:05.000 And what I concentrate on mostly in my discussion is how the lack of reasoning is coming in the black community because you have a lack of the person held accountable. 1.00

00:44:15.000 The person normally held accountable in the household?

00:44:17.000 A man.

00:44:18.000 You ever notice that we get cut from the football team?

00:44:21.000 If we say something to somebody they don't like and they punch us, they tell us, you shouldn't have said anything.

00:44:25.000 So we're accountable for All of our actions.

00:44:28.000 Something happens and we gotta stay accountable for it.

00:44:30.000 Even if we have, if I have five kids that I can't take care of, and she has five kids that she can't take care of, where both of us get help from the state. 0.90

00:44:38.000 She get housing from the state, I get housed in the state. 1.00

00:44:43.000 It's a situation to where men are held accountable.

00:44:47.000 So if you have a whole bunch of women who are not held accountable raising the children, the children themselves grow up to be unaccountable for their actions. 1.00

00:44:55.000 And that's what you're seeing out in the streets with a lot of these.

00:44:58.000 He's robbing the bank or he was robbing someone's house.

00:45:02.000 They shot him, but he didn't do nothing.

00:45:04.000 There was literally a story about a guy who had broken into a woman's house.

00:45:08.000 She shot him and the family came out on television.

00:45:10.000 I issue not.

00:45:12.000 They came out on television and said he had just started college and he needed some clothes to look fresh.

00:45:20.000 I said this!

00:45:21.000 And I'm looking at all these women, and I want you to pay attention, Steven.

00:45:25.000 Every time you see a shooting of a young black male, the crowd that they interview is literally a whole bunch of women. 0.90

00:45:31.000 Like, where the hell are the men? 0.95

00:45:32.000 It's so funny, though.

00:45:33.000 I will tell you this. 0.99

00:45:35.000 I've heard of white people being out of touch with black culture, but that's ridiculous. 0.97

00:45:38.000 When I got in trouble, it never even occurred to me to say, well, I had to steal. 0.98

00:45:42.000 I needed to look fresh.

00:45:45.000 Tommy, can we keep you for one more segment?

00:45:47.000 Let's keep it one more segment.

00:45:49.000 Tommy Sotomayor, SotomayorTV on YouTube.

00:45:51.000 Stay tuned or you're racist for real this time if you tune out.

00:45:55.000 We are all alone. 0.67

00:46:00.000 Skittles.

00:46:05.000 Taste the trickery.

00:46:08.000 Skittles.

00:46:27.000 All right, glad to be back.

00:46:28.000 That was my Indian from Seinfeld.

00:46:30.000 Finger dance. 0.98

00:46:31.000 You're a very bad man.

00:46:32.000 Tommy Sotomayor, thank you for saying Sotomayor.

00:46:35.000 What's the Sotomayor TV on YouTube, Twitter and Instagram, TJ Sotomayor.

00:46:40.000 What's the origin of Sotomayor?

00:46:42.000 Where is that from?

00:46:44.000 Panama.

00:46:45.000 Panama.

00:46:46.000 See, I would not have guessed that.

00:46:48.000 But I would have pronounced it incorrectly.

00:46:50.000 It was Sotomayor.

00:46:51.000 Yeah, you know, it's...

00:46:52.000 Even English-wise, you guys pronounce it correctly.

00:46:56.000 It's Sotomayor.

00:46:57.000 Oh, shoot.

00:46:58.000 Sotomayor.

00:46:59.000 I know most people can't say it, so I just...

00:47:01.000 Sotomayor.

00:47:02.000 Now I sound like Japanese.

00:47:03.000 Sotomayor.

00:47:04.000 And we're going to get letters.

00:47:05.000 And people are going to say we're racist against Japanese people.

00:47:07.000 We're racist against all of the above.

00:47:09.000 It is...

00:47:10.000 I will say, like, there is...

00:47:12.000 Let me ask you this serious question, because we're talking about that sort of, oh, I need to do to look fresh for college.

00:47:17.000 Here's the crazy thing.

00:47:18.000 That woman was comfortable enough making that excuse because she knows enough people in her life who will be like, yes... 1.00

00:47:28.000 Like, yes, normal.

00:47:30.000 No, like, it's not.

00:47:31.000 That's the problem to me.

00:47:32.000 It's not that she said it, but she's not even surrounded by one person in her life who would say, huh?

00:47:40.000 Stephen.

00:47:42.000 Milwaukee, Kilwaukie as they like to call themselves, had an incident and the sister of the man who was shot got in front of television.

00:47:50.000 CNN also ran the lie in which she was calling for peace.

00:47:54.000 No, she wasn't.

00:47:54.000 She said, don't burn our stuff down.

00:47:57.000 Go burn down the white people's stuff. 0.99

00:47:58.000 And you wonder why white people would be afraid of black people when they just stood there in front of a group of black people and said, don't burn our stuff down. 1.00

00:48:04.000 Go burn theirs down. 0.98

00:48:05.000 And the people were like, yeah.

00:48:06.000 She said...

00:48:08.000 We need our stuff.

00:48:09.000 We need our weed.

00:48:11.000 Did she say weave or weed?

00:48:11.000 What?

00:48:14.000 Weave. 0.95

00:48:15.000 The women need weed in their head. 1.00

00:48:17.000 They need this.

00:48:18.000 It is something that they cannot live without. 1.00

00:48:21.000 And she said this to a crowd of people and nobody said, well, that's stupid. 0.99

00:48:26.000 Well, that's because of his next run for presidency, Bernie Sanders. 0.99

00:48:29.000 Weaves are human rights! 0.80

00:48:33.000 Believe me, you'll see it in his issues list.

00:48:37.000 Yeah, again, there's no one around them to just say, eh, maybe go a different direction.

00:48:42.000 Let me ask you this, because you talk about it and they wonder why white people are afraid.

00:48:46.000 Okay, I was raised in Canada, Montreal, very much a post-racial America, post-racial Canada.

00:48:52.000 We were talking about this.

00:48:56.000 Family Matters, Fresh Prince, some of the biggest sitcoms when we grew up.

00:48:59.000 It wasn't black people. 0.96

00:49:00.000 It was white people who loved these shows.

00:49:03.000 Fresh Prince, the dad was a judge.

00:49:05.000 Family Matters' dad was a cop.

00:49:06.000 Do you think those could be made today?

00:49:10.000 No, because you have to remember the downslope of black people were after the Cosby show.

00:49:15.000 Black people had started to resent the Cosby show because they said, that's not real.

00:49:20.000 That's not realistic. 0.97

00:49:21.000 Also the rape. 0.97

00:49:25.000 That'll leave a sour taste in one's mouth. 0.99

00:49:27.000 Get over that.

00:49:28.000 But the point is, you looked at it and you said, these people are really wanting more real representations of black people.

00:49:35.000 And if you notice, real means criminal element.

00:49:39.000 There are black kids right now who are in college who can't get their parents to give them enough money to buy books or to get their family to pool together money to buy books.

00:49:48.000 But there are guys who are doing four years in jail, and the whole family gets together every month to make sure he can have money on his books to get some cigarettes or whatever it is.

00:49:56.000 So the dynamic in the black community, think about rappers.

00:49:59.000 Rappers, in order to do music, have to lie about having a criminal past.

00:50:03.000 And what other...

00:50:09.000 Right.

00:50:13.000 In prison, oh my gosh, I killed so many people, the blood will never wash out of my fingers.

00:50:18.000 Hey, roomie.

00:50:19.000 You know, prison and rap.

00:50:21.000 And I do wonder, because we were talking about that, when we were raised, and if you look back sort of in the 80s and the early 90s, there were plenty of black characters in sort of quote-unquote white shows, and it wasn't even really thought of.

00:50:34.000 It wasn't even like this is a token black.

00:50:35.000 It was just one of the friends, one of the kids.

00:50:38.000 Nowadays, that's not the case at all.

00:50:40.000 It is entirely divided.

00:50:42.000 And I will say that I do think, and I am curious as to someone like you who seems to be awakened as a black person, as a white person, I do worry that my kids will be raised In a more racially divided America than I was.

00:50:55.000 It seems like they've regressed.

00:50:57.000 Do you feel that way?

00:50:58.000 That there's more racial division now than say 15 years ago?

00:51:02.000 I think it's being pushed.

00:51:04.000 Last night I talked on my show about the fact that there are more whites killed by the police every year than blacks killed by the police every year.

00:51:12.000 But those stories don't make the liberal news because the agenda that's being pushed, that doesn't fit the narrative.

00:51:18.000 The narrative is, if you divide America, then you can put all types of policies in place to be able to lord over Americans, and we're not understanding it.

00:51:27.000 Racism is a minute issue.

00:51:30.000 But they make it the major issue.

00:51:32.000 If you think about it, they got mad when Lil Wayne said, racism rarely hits me if ever.

00:51:38.000 I can't remember. 0.64

00:51:38.000 Well, they got pissed off at this black guy with these dreads and tattoos on his face saying, that rarely hits me. 0.64

00:51:43.000 I don't see it. 0.99

00:51:44.000 A lot of blacks have no idea what the other blacks in the streets are. 0.99

00:51:48.000 I'm more pissed off that our black guest said Lil Wayne the white way. 1.00

00:51:52.000 He said Lil Wayne. 0.93

00:51:53.000 Lil Wayne.

00:51:55.000 Anyway, 50 cents and Lil Wayne.

00:51:58.000 That's right. 0.94

00:52:00.000 Listen, you look at these people and you say, the majority of black people do not have this experience. 0.94

00:52:05.000 The ones that are out there running around throwing bottles and stuff like that, they'll go to their jobs the next day, they're their white employer. 0.96

00:52:12.000 And their white employer can't fire them, even though they saw them jumping up and down.

00:52:17.000 He's like, like Bob's calling him into the office, uh, uh, Jermarcus, um, I think I sucked on televising yesterday.

00:52:26.000 Those shoes work for you.

00:52:27.000 They look to be freaking nice on that windshield. 0.97

00:52:29.000 Like he can't fire them because he's racist. 0.92

00:52:31.000 And even with me doing that voice, and I did that on purpose, notice that blacks are able to, black comedians can make the joke about the white voice, joke about the white walk, joke about all things about white people and white audience members have to laugh. 0.90

00:52:43.000 But if you're a white comedian, you do that same joke. 0.59

00:52:46.000 What happens?

00:52:47.000 Oh, but I find it hilarious.

00:52:48.000 That's one thing.

00:52:48.000 I hate when the right reacts.

00:52:49.000 I'm like, why can they do it?

00:52:51.000 It's like, well, because it's funny.

00:52:52.000 So just do it on the other side and be funny.

00:52:54.000 They're like, why can they say the N-word?

00:52:56.000 Because they can.

00:52:57.000 So just do something where you can be funny. 0.92

00:52:59.000 So I don't like the outrage on either side, but it is hypocritical, obviously.

00:53:04.000 I will say, you know, I didn't...

00:53:06.000 It didn't even really cross my mind as much in Canada, and I don't want to use his name in case he's listening, but I remember in Canada, here's a funny thing, right?

00:53:13.000 The Ebonics, that sort of talking, there's a history of, you know, it goes from southern slavery and then into inner cities where people learn to speak a certain way.

00:53:21.000 Well, that's not a part of the history in Canada. 0.96

00:53:23.000 There's no way that someone should, like, you know, Drake, who is, sorry, a half-Jewish, buttersoft bitch from Toronto, should sound like he's from Memphis. 1.00

00:53:32.000 Like, that's fake, okay? 0.98

00:53:33.000 And I had a kid, there were four black guys, I think five black girls in my graduating class, and he just kind of talked like, you know, Canadian.

00:53:42.000 And then I remember hearing, like, a mixtape, and I remember his song, I'm going to have to say Bush, it was like, You know I got that swag!

00:53:48.000 And I'm sitting there, I'm like...

00:53:50.000 Is that Jay?

00:53:51.000 From high school?

00:53:52.000 And he was doing it to sound like a black guy from the United States in the inner city.

00:53:56.000 It was entirely fake.

00:53:58.000 So the thing that bothers me is, obviously, when you have people like Sean King and Rachel Dolezal competing to be black, they're competing for a culture that at this point might be entirely fabricated.

00:54:09.000 Yeah, the whole thing is, you look at where, and I say this and this pisses a lot of people off, I talk about how blacks speak in America, and I think it's weird because you can see an Asian or Mexican coming to the country, first generation, speak perfect English, yet we've been here for 400 years and people keep giving us an excuse.

00:54:29.000 I think that's the problem I have with liberals. 0.52

00:54:31.000 Liberals keep giving blacks an excuse to fail. 0.98

00:54:33.000 They don't hold them accountable for anything, and that pisses me off. 1.00

00:54:37.000 You're treating them like puppies, like animals.

00:54:40.000 It's gotten worse.

00:54:41.000 It's definitely gotten worse because even my dad, who, again, was raised in Detroit, and when we were raised, all the black kids we knew, I mean, listen, everyone has different twangs to their voice, but it definitely was not, again, that divide, like lingo now that's clearly been invented by the rap community.

00:54:57.000 It's definitely worse with kids now raised on the Drakes, the Lil Waynes, than even kids from the Run-DMC days in the 90s.

00:55:06.000 There was a semblance of, okay, here's our commonality with the English language.

00:55:11.000 It used to be where the guy would speak a certain way in rap, and then he wouldn't speak like that.

00:55:15.000 I mean, country singers do it all the time.

00:55:17.000 Garth Brooks doesn't talk like he sings.

00:55:20.000 He's a completely different guy.

00:55:22.000 You can listen to the guy who used to sing, it wasn't me, Shaggy. 0.83

00:55:25.000 He has no accent. 0.99

00:55:27.000 He said he learned that in the military.

00:55:28.000 Oh, gosh.

00:55:31.000 You understand it for music, but now these guys, like Plais, is a very educated guy, but whenever he gets in front of the television or microphone, he has to pretend he's not.

00:55:40.000 He has to pretend he speaks a way in which he doesn't.

00:55:43.000 And what you're doing is communicating to the people watching you that this is Norman amongst black people. 0.99

00:55:48.000 It's this is life. 0.96

00:55:49.000 If you don't speak like this, other blacks will tell you you're not black. 0.97

00:55:53.000 Black kids have gotten picked on, you're sounding white, acting white, and you've gotten beaten up for just speaking English properly. 0.98

00:55:59.000 Yeah. 0.94

00:56:00.000 Were you going to say something?

00:56:02.000 The whitest person ever? 0.99

00:56:03.000 Go ahead. 0.69

00:56:03.000 To them, I think what I'm hearing more and more on Twitter and social internet is that they do that on purpose because it's more of a rebellion against the language the white people create. 0.69

00:56:14.000 Against employment?

00:56:15.000 Against employment, I guess.

00:56:17.000 We can go with that, too.

00:56:18.000 But, I mean, it's a rebellion against the white supremacy created the English language.

00:56:22.000 Why should we bow to that?

00:56:24.000 I remember I had a black friend one time use a term.

00:56:27.000 I don't know.

00:56:28.000 If you're going to get mad, I get an impression.

00:56:30.000 Holden a diamond!

00:56:32.000 And this meant, like, a woman's nether region. 0.97

00:56:34.000 And I was like, I'm pretty up to...

00:56:35.000 I was like, I've never heard that referred to as diamond.

00:56:39.000 And I realized there was just a certain point I was not going to be able to keep up with it.

00:56:42.000 And I was like, okay, all right.

00:56:43.000 Let's just act like this conversation is going along really well. 0.92

00:56:47.000 It's starting to sound like this black friend is the same black guy all the time. 0.86

00:56:50.000 No, this is a woman. 1.00

00:56:52.000 And then I heard it in a song by someone called Riskay.

00:56:57.000 I can't even repeat the name, it's so profane, but it's absolutely hysterical.

00:57:01.000 And it's funny, as people don't know this, I love hip-hop.

00:57:03.000 I've always been into hip-hop.

00:57:05.000 And not just hip-hop on the radio.

00:57:07.000 And I completely disagree with the politics of people like Immortal Technique and all that stuff.

00:57:11.000 But they're immensely talented.

00:57:14.000 But it is something where I'm like, man, I can't put that on my brain that often.

00:57:16.000 Because it is almost always negative.

00:57:19.000 Well, I think the great thing about being white and listening to hip-hop music is this.

00:57:24.000 You look at it like how I would look at Scarface.

00:57:27.000 I don't look at the movie Scarface and say, let me go out and give me a couple of keys and go down to Miami and see if I can sell them.

00:57:33.000 You guys listen to rap and then you go on to your regular life, but it's different for blacks. 1.00

00:57:38.000 We have to listen to it and emulate it and repeat it.

00:57:41.000 We have to live like what this guy is saying.

00:57:44.000 And that's why I hate the music now because the people who are putting the music out are very irresponsible because they know Sorry, I want to say we have to go to a break.

00:57:52.000 People listening, we're going to give a few extra here on the Web Extended because Tommy is tearing it up.

00:57:57.000 Sotomayor TV on YouTube.

00:57:58.000 Stay tuned. 0.88

00:57:59.000 If you don't tune in, you're racist. 0.98

00:58:00.000 I got your back.

00:58:01.000 Harper wants you to trust him with your vote.

00:58:14.000 But it doesn't end there.

00:58:16.000 He wants you to entrust the direction of this country to his running mate as well, Dean Cain.

00:58:23.000 Hopper tells you that Dean Cain's a swell guy.

00:58:27.000 But he's not.

00:58:29.000 What Hopper doesn't tell you is Dean Cain was wanted for rape.

00:58:35.000 Dean Cain?

00:58:36.000 Swell guy? 0.97

00:58:38.000 Fit for Vice President?

00:58:39.000 I think not.

00:58:42.000 Coppercane 2016.

00:58:44.000 unfit, unqualified, and un-American. 0.98

00:58:49.000 Paid for by Sheldon Acorn State of Squirrel Suiticles.

00:59:13.000 Bet you didn't expect Jazz Hands with the medal.

00:59:16.000 That was Tommy Sotomayor.

00:59:17.000 Lots of great feedback.

00:59:18.000 Yeah, he was great.

00:59:20.000 Beautiful black beast. 0.84

00:59:22.000 He is.

00:59:23.000 And we let Kyle back.

00:59:24.000 There is a pre-tape.

00:59:25.000 Well extended.

00:59:27.000 People get mad when we say it's a pre-tape.

00:59:29.000 We did have to pre-tape that, and so there have been some developments, obviously.

00:59:33.000 With the officer who's been charged over there in Tulsa.

00:59:38.000 By the way, charged does not mean convicted.

00:59:40.000 So it's important for people to understand that because I think the officers were charged in Freddie Gray, but they weren't convicted.

00:59:47.000 And of course, what do you do when that happens?

00:59:49.000 You break stuff.

00:59:52.000 Obviously.

00:59:53.000 You were right ahead of me there.

00:59:54.000 Okay, so we have over a thousand votes in only a few minutes.

00:59:57.000 I tossed out to the Twitter.

00:59:59.000 Thank you, PC's Beard and everybody else watching.

01:00:03.000 Do you think that Black Lives Matter is making America more racist?

01:00:08.000 79% said yes.

01:00:11.000 4% said no.

01:00:13.000 17% said you are Hitler.

01:00:16.000 Hitler or literally?

01:00:18.000 Well, I didn't have room in the poll for that.

01:00:22.000 And then after this segment, we're going to have Chael Sonnen on, the one and only Chael Sonnen.

01:00:26.000 But we do have a guest right now.

01:00:27.000 Before that, we're pretty happy to have him on.

01:00:30.000 Do we have the guest here?

01:00:32.000 Okay, Mr.

01:00:33.000 Hitler. 0.57

01:00:34.000 Are you there?

01:00:35.000 Mr.

01:00:35.000 Hitler?

01:00:36.000 You need to fix...

01:00:37.000 I can't hear Scheisen.

01:00:38.000 Mr.

01:00:39.000 Hitler? 0.62

01:00:40.000 Can you hear us?

01:00:40.000 Oh, no.

01:00:40.000 Okay.

01:00:42.000 Can you hear me, Stephen?

01:00:43.000 Yes, we can.

01:00:44.000 Thank you for being here, sir.

01:00:45.000 Oh, no.

01:00:46.000 Thanks for having me.

01:00:47.000 I wouldn't miss it.

01:00:49.000 Ah, that's very polite.

01:00:50.000 Right off the bat, what's better for you?

01:00:51.000 Mr.

01:00:52.000 Hitler? 0.62

01:00:52.000 Nein, nein, just Mein Führer will be fine. 0.62

01:00:55.000 Okay, Mein Führer.

01:00:57.000 You look pretty good, actually.

01:00:59.000 Ah, well, thank you.

01:01:00.000 You're for too kind, but what can I say?

01:01:02.000 Clean living and good genetics, Stephen.

01:01:05.000 Right.

01:01:06.000 A lot of people thought you were actually dead.

01:01:08.000 I know, that's what I thought.

01:01:10.000 A lot of people thought you were dead.

01:01:13.000 I'm saying I need you to fix the river.

01:01:15.000 I can't...

01:01:17.000 People thought you were dead, Mein Fuhrer.

01:01:19.000 A lot of people.

01:01:20.000 That was the consensus.

01:01:23.000 A lot of people thought you were dead, Hitler.

01:01:30.000 Okay, then where did you go?

01:01:35.000 Only because you asked nicely.

01:01:37.000 Thank you.

01:01:40.000 Argentina.

01:01:40.000 I know, I would have gotten away with it at all.

01:01:43.000 No one suspected a thing until that damn Tim Kennedy and Revisionist History Channel. 0.99

01:01:48.000 Oh, yeah, I know that. 0.89

01:01:49.000 Well, what do you think in the present now?

01:01:50.000 You've become a bit of a meme.

01:01:52.000 That's the common misconception, you know? 0.75

01:01:54.000 That's lazy.

01:01:55.000 Oh, he's mean.

01:01:57.000 Anyone who knows me knows I'm not mean.

01:01:59.000 No, no, you've become a meme, like an online meme.

01:02:01.000 Let me show you here.

01:02:02.000 That's Pepe the Frog.

01:02:04.000 Yeah, that's a meme.

01:02:05.000 Right?

01:02:06.000 Why are you showing that picture of the frog in my clothing?

01:02:10.000 That's it.

01:02:10.000 You as the frog.

01:02:11.000 It's a meme now.

01:02:12.000 Very popular.

01:02:13.000 Yes, that's it.

01:02:14.000 You said it.

01:02:15.000 That's meme.

01:02:16.000 That's meme.

01:02:18.000 Okay, let's keep going on like this is going really well.

01:02:20.000 A lot of people in this election have been comparing you to Donald Trump making that comparison.

01:02:26.000 What do you think about that?

01:02:28.000 I think you have that backwards, Stephen.

01:02:30.000 He's a Republican.

01:02:32.000 No, I know that, but a lot of celebrities, entertainers, they've been making the comparison.

01:02:36.000 That makes no sense.

01:02:37.000 He's a Republican. 0.89

01:02:38.000 I'm a Nazi.

01:02:40.000 It has socialist in the name, in case you haven't heard, Stephen.

01:02:44.000 Okay, so who would you say you're most like, then, in the current field?

01:02:48.000 Oh, you know, I don't think that comparison is fair for anyone.

01:02:52.000 You know, I'm an original.

01:02:53.000 As the famous quote goes, Crowder, they can walk like me, they can dress like me, talk like me, and even try to act like they don't give a damn or scheizen like me. 0.75

01:03:06.000 They may just be the next best thing, Crowder, but they're not quite me.

01:03:10.000 Was that Eminem?

01:03:12.000 No, that's from Mein Kampf.

01:03:14.000 No, that's from Eminem.

01:03:16.000 I think it is.

01:03:16.000 I don't know who that is.

01:03:18.000 Okay, who do you prefer, then, in this election?

01:03:21.000 Let's move on.

01:03:21.000 Who do you like?

01:03:22.000 That's such a tough question, Stephen.

01:03:24.000 To be honest, I can't believe that America is left with these two choices.

01:03:29.000 Of course, with the lesser of two evils, you know, I'd have to go, at this point, hashtag I'm with her, all that.

01:03:35.000 But this may surprise them people, but, you know, for quite a while, I was really feeling the burn to socialists of a feather, you know, that.

01:03:44.000 Well, to be fair, he claims he's a democratic socialist.

01:03:47.000 Very different.

01:03:48.000 Oh, yeah, that's right, I forgot.

01:03:51.000 Democratic socialists, that changes everything, right? 0.57

01:03:55.000 Hey, hey, who wants to kill the handicaps? 1.00

01:03:58.000 No? 0.96

01:03:58.000 Let's go to a vault. 0.96

01:04:00.000 Free shizen for everyone who wants to kill the handicaps. 1.00

01:04:03.000 Oh, democracy!

01:04:05.000 But, you know, I have to say, a part of me really respects his bait-and-switch game. 0.76

01:04:10.000 He's good at it for filthy juden. 1.00

01:04:13.000 Okay, all right, let's go on.

01:04:14.000 This is continuing swimmingly.

01:04:16.000 What are you up to today, Mein Fuhrer?

01:04:18.000 I'm glad you asked.

01:04:19.000 You know, I'm just taking it easy.

01:04:21.000 You know, I love to paint.

01:04:22.000 But really, I've rediscovered my first passion for stand-up comedy.

01:04:27.000 That's why I'm here.

01:04:28.000 I want to promote my next show.

01:04:31.000 All right.

01:04:31.000 Tell people, where is it?

01:04:33.000 Where's your next show?

01:04:33.000 It's at Hamburger Sally's.

01:04:35.000 They open mic on Wednesday night at 7 o'clock.

01:04:37.000 And if I bring 12 people, I get five minutes extra stage time.

01:04:42.000 So come on and bring your friends from Main Fury.

01:04:44.000 And I'd like to give people here a simple joke.

01:04:48.000 Uh, no, I don't know how I feel about that.

01:04:50.000 Okay, okay.

01:04:50.000 How many Judens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

01:04:54.000 Nope, nope.

01:04:54.000 We're not going to go there.

01:04:55.000 There's no way.

01:04:55.000 We're not doing this at all.

01:04:57.000 I've got a great riff on Zyklon B! Nope, okay.

01:05:00.000 Adolf Hitler, everybody. 0.88

01:05:03.000 Uh...

01:05:05.000 We're sorry about that.

01:05:07.000 He's great for ratings, but he's not terribly great for the integrity of this program.

01:05:10.000 No.

01:05:12.000 No.

01:05:13.000 No, he's not.

01:05:14.000 We can do better.

01:05:16.000 Well, we should have him back, naturally, but put him on a tight leash. 0.58

01:05:21.000 We know we have a black guy, a white guy, a woman.

01:05:24.000 We needed... 1.00

01:05:25.000 You need a Nazi. 0.76

01:05:26.000 We needed a Nazi to fill out the show. 1.00

01:05:28.000 So, you know...

01:05:29.000 You know, I mean, they are protected class as well, the Nazis. 0.67

01:05:32.000 By the way, I was drinking.

01:05:34.000 I had it in my hashtag NeverDaily mug that won't be in a merchandise store coming soon.

01:05:39.000 Kombucha.

01:05:40.000 My wife loves this. 1.00

01:05:41.000 That is some nasty, nasty crap. 1.00

01:05:42.000 It can be good or it tastes like... 1.00

01:05:45.000 Like if a monkey could urinate vinegar.

01:05:49.000 Yeah.

01:05:51.000 It is the worst.

01:05:52.000 Oh, gosh.

01:05:53.000 I was going to talk about the Chelsea bombing.

01:05:54.000 We don't have that much time before we go.

01:05:56.000 So I will say this.

01:05:56.000 Hey, people are asking.

01:05:58.000 Hopper, of course, you know him.

01:05:59.000 He's running for president with his running mate, Dean Cain.

01:06:02.000 Listen to the podcast.

01:06:03.000 They've been under attack lately.

01:06:05.000 They've been under attack from Big Squirrel.

01:06:06.000 He did have surgery this morning.

01:06:07.000 He was high as a kite.

01:06:08.000 There will be video on social...

01:06:10.000 But he's doing fine right now.

01:06:11.000 Does he have...

01:06:12.000 Yeah, he's laying there with a cone of shame because he can't eat the stitches over there in his leg.

01:06:17.000 So...

01:06:17.000 I had knee surgery.

01:06:18.000 Hopper had knee surgery.

01:06:20.000 We're both a couple of gimps.

01:06:21.000 Very white, however.

01:06:23.000 I mean, he's as white as they come. 1.00

01:06:24.000 He's a Nazi dog. 1.00

01:06:25.000 He is. 0.97

01:06:26.000 He would have fit in.

01:06:27.000 And Argentina.

01:06:28.000 Doggo Argentina.

01:06:29.000 Who knows?

01:06:30.000 He could be.

01:06:31.000 No one knows. 0.99

01:06:33.000 Hitler's dog. 0.73

01:06:35.000 I don't know what's up and what's down anymore.

01:06:38.000 I do know we have a fantastic guest next.

01:06:41.000 Chael Sonnen, the great one.

01:06:42.000 Stay tuned.

01:06:44.000 Please.

01:06:45.000 Pretty please?

01:06:46.000 To those watching this on YouTube, which happens to be owned by Phil C. Judens, you can also subscribe which happens to be owned by Phil C. Judens, you can also subscribe on iTunes or SoundCloud to take louder with Chauder It also supports this channel!

01:07:12.000 Since there's still private property here and allows them to continue with their message.

01:07:18.000 So does that.

01:07:20.000 All right.

01:07:49.000 Stop it. 0.99

01:07:50.000 Be professional, not gay. 1.00

01:07:51.000 Jerry, glad to bring our guest. 0.97

01:07:52.000 I know not how to.

01:07:53.000 And we were talking off air and then saying, just bring the guy on.

01:07:57.000 So, story here, he used to be at SonnenCH on Twitter.

01:08:00.000 Now it's his actual name, at Chael Sonnen, a former UFC fighter, now going to be fighting at Bellator.

01:08:07.000 I've got that right, right, Chael?

01:08:09.000 You got it.

01:08:10.000 You got it.

01:08:10.000 Kaboom.

01:08:11.000 So who's at SonnenCH?

01:08:14.000 So Son and CH is what I used to have.

01:08:16.000 That was my original name on Twitter.

01:08:18.000 And just to get the little check mark to get that official verified, they call it, it was like an act of Congress, what I had to go through.

01:08:27.000 Then one morning I wake up, they changed it on their own to at Chael Sonnen, which is fine.

01:08:33.000 I was surprised they did it on their own.

01:08:35.000 But then they also released Son and CH and somebody else grabbed it and then began heckling me from it.

01:08:41.000 Is he at least a good troll?

01:08:42.000 Is he good at it?

01:08:44.000 It wasn't bad, you know, because I kind of popped for it.

01:08:47.000 Like, I think I favorited or retweeted him one time, so he realized, like, okay, you know, in the spirit of hail fellow well met, but I think that he was getting ready to break bad on me.

01:08:58.000 Yeah, I think he was getting ready to...

01:09:01.000 To go crazy and then be like it was me.

01:09:03.000 You don't want to follow him so he can direct message you.

01:09:05.000 We've learned that one the hard way.

01:09:07.000 The funniest...

01:09:07.000 You know, with Twitter sometimes you're like, ah, it doesn't bother me.

01:09:09.000 And sometimes it can get under your skin.

01:09:11.000 And then sometimes they're hilarious.

01:09:13.000 The funniest Twitter handle I ever saw.

01:09:15.000 So this was immediately after Osama Bin Laden was killed.

01:09:18.000 Osama Bin Laden was killed.

01:09:20.000 Within five minutes there was a Twitter handle, at Osama in hell.

01:09:24.000 And there was one tweet.

01:09:25.000 Wait, what?

01:09:27.000 That was it.

01:09:28.000 Not bad.

01:09:29.000 Not bad.

01:09:30.000 I remember sitting there, got like 75,000 follows for one tweet, didn't go anywhere from there, and you're going, someone has time to do this.

01:09:36.000 They should be comedy writers, but instead now they go, they troll people on Twitter.

01:09:41.000 One hit wonder.

01:09:42.000 Yeah, one hit wonder.

01:09:43.000 That's the modern day equivalent.

01:09:44.000 So speaking of trolling, so Chael, you've been Trump guy since the beginning.

01:09:50.000 How do you feel right now about your chances?

01:09:55.000 Well...

01:09:56.000 Nervous.

01:09:58.000 Time moves so fast in this space.

01:10:01.000 It was just three weeks ago he was down by 10 points.

01:10:06.000 This morning he was down by less than 1.9.

01:10:13.000 It's going to come down to the debate, and in my opinion, he's going to have to lay an egg.

01:10:17.000 I don't think he needs to win the debate.

01:10:19.000 I don't think he should win the debate.

01:10:21.000 He's taken on a career politician or somebody that's at least been there.

01:10:26.000 I think he'd have to get knocked out and say something.

01:10:29.000 I think he's in a really good spot for a good and close race.

01:10:34.000 But I am a little surprised that it's even close.

01:10:37.000 It's really bizarre, and every country gets the leader they deserve.

01:10:42.000 Yeah.

01:10:42.000 If we put Hillary in and people start complaining about jobs and all the lies, you deserve it all because it's all been out there.

01:10:51.000 Cankles.

01:10:52.000 Every country gets what they deserve.

01:10:54.000 We'll see what this one does.

01:10:55.000 Yeah, I think you're right.

01:10:57.000 I will say this.

01:10:59.000 It goes back and forth.

01:11:00.000 Expect Hillary to get desperate, right? 1.00

01:11:02.000 They're the master of the October surprise.

01:11:05.000 And I don't think Donald Trump is very good in the realm of debate.

01:11:08.000 I think Hillary, you kind of look at what are the big flaws, the biggest legitimate flaws. 1.00

01:11:12.000 Hillary is a career politician.

01:11:14.000 She'll lie and say whatever is necessary to win. 0.89

01:11:16.000 Donald Trump's biggest flaws is kind of thoughtless.

01:11:19.000 Some people say shoot from the hip.

01:11:20.000 He doesn't give a lot of thought sometimes before he speaks, which is refreshing to a degree.

01:11:24.000 In debate, let's take those two flaws, it's a strong suit for Hillary in debate to be premeditated, to be slippery, to be slimy, and I think when you get outside of a primary, when you're getting to a general public who haven't made up their mind yet, I don't know, it is anyone's game, but I think he could lay an egg. 0.91

01:11:43.000 He could.

01:11:44.000 I really hope he stays away from her health.

01:11:47.000 I don't think there's a way to win there.

01:11:49.000 I know that it's a fair point and there's a lot more going on.

01:11:52.000 It's also very funny.

01:11:54.000 Yeah, a lot more than meets the eye and I think he should just stay away from that because it's going to look like bullying.

01:12:00.000 That's one of the problems historically that men have had with debating women.

01:12:06.000 Is they can look like bullies.

01:12:08.000 They can come out too strong and make them look weak and then endear them to the crowd.

01:12:13.000 I think just an emphasis on calmness, say his piece, let the time run out, and get the hell off the stage.

01:12:20.000 I think that's what he needs to do.

01:12:22.000 I know that's what he's being advised to do.

01:12:25.000 I'm not confident it's what he's going to do.

01:12:27.000 Well, it's kind of like right now.

01:12:29.000 We're seeing a subdued jail for whatever reason.

01:12:32.000 We're seeing a subdued Trump.

01:12:33.000 Are you mirroring your...

01:12:37.000 Am I trying to lead bikes at what I hope you'll do?

01:12:39.000 I'm just saying, you're much more subdued now.

01:12:41.000 Usually you're bouncing off the walls.

01:12:45.000 It's mirroring the Trump.

01:12:46.000 I'll tell you, it's on the topic of health.

01:12:48.000 So here's what's going on with her health.

01:12:51.000 If we could talk about this for a second, because I have a couple of thoughts on this.

01:12:55.000 First off, the Clintons are so predispositioned to lying.

01:13:00.000 They just can't not lie.

01:13:03.000 If they could do a deal straight and win, they'd prefer to kink it.

01:13:06.000 They just don't know any different.

01:13:08.000 And when you look at Hillary, it's like, Hillary, time out a second here. 0.61

01:13:11.000 First off, if you don't feel good, And you're getting up every day and slugging it out and pushing it through anyway.

01:13:18.000 That's really compelling.

01:13:19.000 This is an okay time to tell your story and say, this is driving me crazy, and I'm still putting in 17-hour days.

01:13:27.000 There was a guy, and I can't remember what state it was.

01:13:29.000 It started with an A. It was Alabama, Arkansas, or Alaska.

01:13:32.000 But he died.

01:13:34.000 He died going in to the general.

01:13:36.000 So he was on the ballot, he passed away, and they elected him.

01:13:40.000 And a lot of that, it wasn't because...

01:13:43.000 People didn't know he had died and they were just so used to checking the box.

01:13:46.000 It was out of respect.

01:13:47.000 It was a sign of respect for the guy that had passed.

01:13:49.000 And so Hillary's got a shot here to just go, look, here's what's going on and I'm toughing it out.

01:13:54.000 She doesn't know any different and she brought up this monster lie of dehydration. 1.00

01:14:00.000 Now that's going to work on 99.9% of the population.

01:14:05.000 Oh, she was dehydrated.

01:14:06.000 She clapped.

01:14:07.000 It's never going to work on me and people from my field.

01:14:10.000 Now, you have to understand, Stephen, I come from the one and only job in the world that you have to make weight and able to go do your job.

01:14:19.000 There is nowhere else in free society that your boss can put you on a scale before he lets you go out and do your job.

01:14:27.000 So I know everything there is to know about dehydration.

01:14:31.000 Yeah, so when she comes out and says dehydration, to most people, they just accept it.

01:14:35.000 But if you look at someone that grew up with a life of having to dehydrate and lived in that world and quite literally wrote a book on it, you go, geez, I have no idea why you lied, but you did.

01:14:47.000 So you've never cut weight in a pantsuit in 74 degrees?

01:14:52.000 Yeah, man, it was insane.

01:14:54.000 I've cut 20 pounds in 17 hours before, 100% water weight, and I can tell you how bad you feel, but boy, you can look at me, Stephen, and you know my face is sucked in.

01:15:06.000 You can't hide dehydration, and doctors love to throw that term around.

01:15:10.000 Well, you're dehydrated.

01:15:11.000 That is the biggest bunch of BS. It is so incredibly hard to become dehydrated.

01:15:16.000 You have to start with how.

01:15:18.000 How did you become dehydrated?

01:15:20.000 I train every day twice a day to the absolute extremes.

01:15:24.000 I've never been dehydrated in my life unless it was by design.

01:15:28.000 And even then, I never fainted in my entire 31-year career of watching people purposefully dehydrate one person's knees have ever buckled that I've witnessed.

01:15:39.000 So, I mean, it was such a whopper, but she'll get away with it.

01:15:43.000 No one knows what it means.

01:15:45.000 It's a really, really, really uncommon and rare thing and it has to be done by design.

01:15:50.000 That's a really good point.

01:15:51.000 I didn't know we were going to get into medical examination.

01:15:55.000 I wouldn't have thought about it.

01:15:58.000 Speaking of which, here's my larger point.

01:16:02.000 This isn't just a conservative talking point to try to grab some Trumps for votes.

01:16:06.000 No, it's about compulsive lying.

01:16:08.000 Well, it's the lie.

01:16:09.000 You're just going, hey, why are you lying about this?

01:16:11.000 Because the truth really isn't all that bad.

01:16:14.000 If you were to come out and say, look, I'm not feeling good, but I got a job to do, man, I get it.

01:16:21.000 Boy, there's days I don't feel good, but when that alarm clock goes off, you get up and put your boots on anyway.

01:16:25.000 And I just think people would get it.

01:16:26.000 I have no idea why she would lie.

01:16:28.000 And as far as the health issue goes, it also comes back to, does it matter?

01:16:32.000 Because There's a tipping point where I get that it does.

01:16:35.000 There's a tipping point where it does, but if you're just talking about somebody that doesn't feel good or is dealing with age or she brought up pneumonia, which is also, that's another great one to pull out of the hat.

01:16:44.000 Most people can't spell pneumonia, let alone know what it is.

01:16:49.000 So it's something to hang your hat on, but you can also go, Hillary, does it matter?

01:16:53.000 Why would you not just say, I'm not feeling so great?

01:16:56.000 What's wrong with that?

01:16:57.000 Yeah.

01:16:58.000 No, I agree with Chael.

01:16:59.000 I think he's right. 0.98

01:16:59.000 She has AIDS. Speaking of which, you're coming back to fight. 0.98

01:17:02.000 So, you're coming back.

01:17:04.000 Quote that, Jared.

01:17:05.000 Write it down.

01:17:06.000 Let's release that on the Twitters.

01:17:07.000 But not to Son and CH. That guy knows what he's doing.

01:17:10.000 He'll get the go.

01:17:10.000 That guy will retweet it.

01:17:11.000 Yes, he will.

01:17:12.000 He'll stand in the pocket and trade with the best of the trolls.

01:17:15.000 Chael, you came back.

01:17:17.000 Surprising to me, you were fighting in the UFC. Now you're in Bellator.

01:17:21.000 Okay, this is kind of the politician in you, right?

01:17:23.000 You said, swore up and down.

01:17:25.000 You weren't going to fight again.

01:17:26.000 Your days were numbered.

01:17:27.000 What's the deal?

01:17:29.000 And why Bellator?

01:17:31.000 Well, so in fighting, you have to go with an organization.

01:17:35.000 In the boxing world, they co-promote, they mix and blend.

01:17:39.000 In our sport, and I think largely because it's still a new sport, I think over time there will be co-promotes.

01:17:46.000 The way it sits right now is you can only go with one organization.

01:17:50.000 I end up in Bellator, but the sport's the same, the rules are the same, the weight class, everything's the same, but yeah, I'm under that banner.

01:17:58.000 As far as coming back, man, I always wanted to, but it wasn't as simple as for me to go, all right, put me in, coach.

01:18:04.000 I was on a suspension for performance-enhancing substances.

01:18:09.000 I felt like my race was ran.

01:18:11.000 I had some other distractions going on that were positives.

01:18:15.000 I had some opportunities and whatnot.

01:18:18.000 I just thought, you know what?

01:18:21.000 Look, I'm suspended anyway.

01:18:23.000 Maybe we just call it.

01:18:24.000 But I didn't want to.

01:18:26.000 I wanted to be able to compete, and I wanted to want to compete.

01:18:31.000 That fire is a real thing, and when it burns out, man, it's tough to restoke it.

01:18:35.000 But that was just the spot I was in.

01:18:38.000 So you're back.

01:18:38.000 Everyone's talking about this.

01:18:39.000 A lot of potential fights for you in Bellator.

01:18:41.000 Listen, you just talked about performance-enhancing drugs.

01:18:43.000 That's the big question.

01:18:44.000 A lot of people are saying, is he going to Bellator because there isn't stringent testing?

01:18:49.000 I don't think I'm letting the cat out of the bag.

01:18:51.000 You've been straightforward with that.

01:18:53.000 Sure.

01:18:53.000 You said no.

01:18:54.000 There's a clause in your contract where you have to pay out half a million dollars and forego your purse if you test positive.

01:19:01.000 Yeah, so the way my contract worked is it would be 100% of my purse, a $500,000 fine, and that's just with the company.

01:19:10.000 You then have to go deal with the commission.

01:19:12.000 Now, I'll tell you this.

01:19:14.000 That doesn't mean I'm clean, okay?

01:19:16.000 That isn't meant to take place of a clean test.

01:19:22.000 A clean test trumps everything.

01:19:23.000 Are you clean?

01:19:27.000 Basically.

01:19:28.000 So, I mean, you know...

01:19:30.000 Do we want to go into that more?

01:19:33.000 We're not going to get to zero.

01:19:35.000 That's not really...

01:19:36.000 But last time we had six, and that was a little...

01:19:39.000 I think maybe like two is...

01:19:42.000 We're going to grade it on a bell curve, and you have people like Jon Jones or tilt it in one direction.

01:19:48.000 That's right.

01:19:49.000 You know, like, you know, judge it on a curve.

01:19:51.000 This is a bit.

01:19:52.000 I'm teasing.

01:19:52.000 But the truth is, yeah, man, there's a deterrent in place.

01:19:56.000 But we still get tested.

01:19:57.000 We'll do all that same stuff.

01:19:59.000 Well, that begs the question of people going, okay, he was gone.

01:20:02.000 He's 40, right?

01:20:04.000 You're pushing 40.

01:20:06.000 You're on testosterone replacement therapy.

01:20:08.000 You were taking these.

01:20:09.000 You were one of the few people who had a legitimate exemption, and then obviously not for the other stuff.

01:20:13.000 How do you come back?

01:20:15.000 How do you get better?

01:20:17.000 If you needed it back then, what does Chael look like now?

01:20:20.000 So it's hard, man.

01:20:22.000 There was other people that were doing the testosterone therapy, but they would come out and go, well, it doesn't help me.

01:20:30.000 It doesn't enhance me.

01:20:31.000 I'm just taking my doctor's orders.

01:20:33.000 And I was on the other side of that, where it did help me.

01:20:36.000 I felt great.

01:20:38.000 I miss it.

01:20:39.000 I thought it was a really great medicine.

01:20:41.000 I was glad that I... I was able to discover that.

01:20:46.000 It does hurt, mainly with your recovery.

01:20:49.000 Your recovery time changes.

01:20:51.000 I could go to bed and just be sore and tired.

01:20:54.000 I wake up the next day.

01:20:55.000 It's a distant memory.

01:20:56.000 I'm ready to go.

01:20:56.000 It's not like that anymore.

01:20:58.000 Now you need longer breaks.

01:21:00.000 It's just a reality of it.

01:21:02.000 But testosterone did get out of hand.

01:21:04.000 I don't know.

01:21:05.000 I think maybe I'm a hypocrite on that because as much as I enjoyed it and do think it's good medicine...

01:21:11.000 Hold that thought.

01:21:12.000 We have to go to a break.

01:21:13.000 Sounds like it might work for Hillary. 1.00

01:21:15.000 At Chael Sonnen, we'll be right back.

01:21:17.000 Stay tuned. 0.96

01:21:18.000 If you don't, you're racist.

01:21:19.000 Stop. 0.99

01:21:19.000 Racist. Skittles. 0.99

01:21:30.000 Skittles.

01:21:30.000 Taste the outrage.

01:21:33.000 Harper Crowder is not only running for president, he's entrusting the well-being of this country in the hands of his running mate, Dean Cain.

01:21:42.000 But America, just how much do we really know about this man?

01:21:47.000 Did you know, for example, that he was a domestic abuser?

01:21:52.000 I don't know about you, but is America ready for a vice president who beats broads? 1.00

01:21:59.000 I think not.

01:22:00.000 HopperCane 2016.

01:22:02.000 Unfit.

01:22:04.000 Unqualified.

01:22:06.000 and un-American.

01:22:07.000 Paid for by Sheldon, Acorn, and Squirrel Suiticles.

01:22:10.000 When it's time to party, we will party hard.

01:22:12.000 We'll be right back.

01:22:39.000 Wow.

01:22:42.000 You were really happy to be back.

01:22:43.000 Yes, I was really happy to be back.

01:22:46.000 That was Chael Sonnen.

01:22:46.000 Sorry we missed.

01:22:47.000 We couldn't have Chael on for another segment because we had some other stuff going on here that's a little...

01:22:52.000 Some chaos has been breaking out in the United States, so we had to move some things around.

01:22:56.000 You haven't noticed.

01:22:57.000 In case you haven't noticed.

01:22:59.000 And Chael's a wonderful guest.

01:23:01.000 But people are getting shot.

01:23:04.000 People are getting shot.

01:23:07.000 Actually, we have Courtney coming up here soon. 1.00

01:23:09.000 People love her, Courtney Kirchov, at CourtneyScoffs on the Twitter.

01:23:12.000 I think one of the best writers around, and not just because she writes for me.

01:23:16.000 I've always talked about this.

01:23:17.000 She is as sharp as they come.

01:23:20.000 I wanted to get into a personal story here.

01:23:23.000 My wife might get mad at me, but I think she sees where I'm coming from.

01:23:29.000 It's a great way to lead in any story.

01:23:31.000 And if you could only see our show map, what this segment is called, don't.

01:23:37.000 I was at the grocery store with my wife, and I saw this woman with her boy.

01:23:41.000 He was probably six.

01:23:43.000 I would say, you know, anywhere between five and eight.

01:23:45.000 I would say probably six or seven.

01:23:48.000 And he was not crying, he was wailing.

01:23:55.000 Doing a little lip thing.

01:23:57.000 And I thought, oh, maybe this kid is hurt.

01:23:59.000 I don't know.

01:23:59.000 Maybe some sort of delayed colic.

01:24:02.000 I have no idea.

01:24:02.000 Zika's going around.

01:24:03.000 Yes, Zika.

01:24:04.000 Never know.

01:24:04.000 And the mom wasn't doing anything about it.

01:24:06.000 And he was just sitting, I mean, for a good couple of minutes.

01:24:08.000 And it turned out it was over some M&Ms.

01:24:13.000 By the way, Skittles controversy with Trump Jr.

01:24:16.000 Of course, people are mad that he's using an analogy with Skittles. 0.78

01:24:19.000 It's just the silliest thing.

01:24:20.000 Anyways, so the kid's crying over M&Ms.

01:24:21.000 Ah!

01:24:24.000 In the line, I know some people who have little boys who are wimps now are going to get mad at me, a lot of women who watch, because they're going to say, well, not my boy, yes, your boy.

01:24:33.000 I turned to my wife, and I said, can you believe that?

01:24:36.000 And she agreed with me, by the way.

01:24:37.000 I'm just saying she might be mad because sometimes she thinks that I'm more insensitive than I need to be.

01:24:42.000 I didn't say anything to that kid, but the mom didn't do anything about it.

01:24:44.000 The boy was sitting there wailing.

01:24:46.000 And I was talking with Not Gay Jared about this.

01:24:48.000 I cannot ever imagine at that age being six and just weeping.

01:24:56.000 In a grocery store.

01:24:58.000 Out of fear of my...

01:24:59.000 Could you imagine doing that at that age?

01:25:00.000 No.

01:25:01.000 Out of fear of your friends seeing you?

01:25:04.000 Or your dad reprimand...

01:25:06.000 You said you did it once, right?

01:25:07.000 Once.

01:25:08.000 There was one time, and that was pretty much the last time.

01:25:11.000 Right.

01:25:12.000 And I was talking with my wife.

01:25:14.000 I said, that boy needs a dad to have a conversation with him.

01:25:16.000 Now let me...

01:25:17.000 I know what some of you are going to think.

01:25:18.000 So let me bring this around full circle.

01:25:21.000 My dad would have turned to me and said, stop crying right now.

01:25:25.000 It wouldn't have been a, what are your feelings?

01:25:27.000 Again, if there's something wrong, you check on that.

01:25:31.000 Oh, it's about an M&M? Stop crying right now or I'll give you something to cry about. 0.93

01:25:35.000 My dad and I are very close friends.

01:25:36.000 With a young boy, he needs that stern talking to with that. 0.86

01:25:40.000 Because that boy will be a wimp.

01:25:42.000 That kid is learning to cry to get what he wants.

01:25:44.000 Well, that doesn't really happen in the real world.

01:25:46.000 Now, here's the thing.

01:25:47.000 I was never afraid to cry.

01:25:50.000 My dad was never, real men don't cry.

01:25:52.000 I'm not talking about that.

01:25:53.000 And that's why I think a lot of young men are confused, because you have a mom here.

01:25:57.000 I didn't see a wedding ring.

01:25:57.000 There was no dad around.

01:25:59.000 It seemed like she was handling everything on her own. 0.98

01:26:01.000 So people think you either need to be a hipster, whiny, emo wimp, or you need to be macho, picking up chicks. 0.76

01:26:08.000 You know, that's not what it has to be. 0.97

01:26:09.000 But my dad, I remember maybe once or twice I was being a little too whiny.

01:26:13.000 And the conversation goes something like, listen...

01:26:16.000 There's nothing wrong for a man to cry.

01:26:18.000 Men can cry.

01:26:20.000 That's okay.

01:26:20.000 But you don't want...

01:26:22.000 You know the story of the boy who cried wolf?

01:26:24.000 It's like that.

01:26:25.000 You don't want to cry over M&M's.

01:26:27.000 You don't want to cry in the grocery aisle to get some candy.

01:26:32.000 You don't want to cry just to get something that you want because your tears mean something as a man.

01:26:37.000 Because men need to control their emotions. 0.89

01:26:39.000 Men are leaders.

01:26:40.000 And so if you cry at the M&M's, well, your tears don't mean anything if you're crying because mommy gets sick.

01:26:47.000 Or because you actually hurt yourself and you need help.

01:26:51.000 Your tears need to mean something.

01:26:53.000 It's okay to cry.

01:26:55.000 It's not okay to cry all the time.

01:26:58.000 And that is going to offend some people wildly.

01:27:03.000 Some women going, why are you saying little boys should cry whenever? 1.00

01:27:05.000 No, they shouldn't.

01:27:06.000 They shouldn't.

01:27:07.000 And you don't need to tell boys they can never cry.

01:27:10.000 But there is this idea now that somehow you have to have a conversation about everything.

01:27:16.000 No, it's not.

01:27:18.000 Sometimes you just check.

01:27:19.000 The kid's not dying.

01:27:20.000 He hasn't sawed off his arm.

01:27:22.000 Stop crying.

01:27:23.000 And I don't know, it just seems to me that not only should the parents be doing something, but there's a generation of young men who don't feel any shame, who don't feel any semblance of needing to be a man.

01:27:37.000 I don't know, when you were a boy and I was a boy, you know, your parents were saying, don't grow up too fast because you wanted to be firefighters.

01:27:43.000 You know what I mean?

01:27:43.000 I just, it's very bizarre to me.

01:27:45.000 Astronaut.

01:27:46.000 Is that still a thing?

01:27:47.000 Astronauts?

01:27:47.000 I don't think it's kids want to be astronauts anymore.

01:27:49.000 I don't know.

01:27:50.000 Remember, we never went to the moon.

01:27:51.000 No.

01:27:52.000 That's the thing.

01:27:54.000 It was all a hoax because they had a rod on the flag.

01:27:56.000 But is it me?

01:27:58.000 You can tweet me at S. Crowder.

01:27:59.000 Is that out of line?

01:28:00.000 That's the way my dad handled it with me.

01:28:02.000 And I can remember crying twice in school.

01:28:07.000 Well, really only once.

01:28:08.000 Once I cried into my locker. 0.97

01:28:11.000 When I got into my first fight, and only my friends saw it, and the one time I cried when everyone saw me in school, I was kicked in the penis so hard I had to go to the doctor. 0.97

01:28:19.000 This happened in the fifth grade, and I remember her name, Amy, Amy Leonard, and she kicked me in the tallywhacker so hard I couldn't urinate.

01:28:28.000 Do you have any idea how embarrassing that is?

01:28:30.000 To have to show that to your parents?

01:28:32.000 Like, I couldn't go to the bathroom. 0.98

01:28:33.000 People are usually getting the crap kicked out of them. 0.86

01:28:36.000 Yeah. 0.96

01:28:36.000 It was just a thing that girls did. 0.96

01:28:39.000 They just kicked guys. 1.00

01:28:40.000 Do you remember that?

01:28:40.000 That phase?

01:28:41.000 I'm going to kick him in the Yeah. 1.00

01:28:43.000 My mom is rough. 1.00

01:28:47.000 That is so abusive. 0.69

01:28:50.000 It is so beyond the realm of the line.

01:28:54.000 And there were no repercussions.

01:28:58.000 I remember the teacher going, Amy, that wasn't very nice.

01:29:01.000 That was the one time I remember crying.

01:29:03.000 And it didn't get the meat of it.

01:29:05.000 It was like a whip.

01:29:06.000 It just hit the tip.

01:29:08.000 Enough to just, like, swell it shut like the containment centers in the Titanic that were supposed to seal it in.

01:29:15.000 That's why it was unsinkable.

01:29:18.000 So that's the one time I remember crying in school.

01:29:19.000 We should have had chill for a second segment.

01:29:21.000 Which I think is valid.

01:29:24.000 But I really do.

01:29:25.000 I am concerned with this generation of young men because you have the social justice leftists right now who are pushing this idea, telling them that gender is a figment of their imagination.

01:29:32.000 Then you have people who are too scared to stand up.

01:29:35.000 And then you have people who are confused in trying to force this false sense of machismo on them.

01:29:39.000 And that's not healthy either.

01:29:41.000 No one's teaching responsibility.

01:29:42.000 That's the old thing.

01:29:43.000 You learn from your dad.

01:29:45.000 No one's teaching it.

01:29:46.000 Responsibility, all those things. 1.00

01:29:49.000 Don't cry like a bitch. 1.00

01:29:50.000 Bitch, we'll be back after this break. 1.00

01:29:52.000 For those watching this on YouTube, which happens to be owned by Phil C. Judens, you can also subscribe on iTunes or SoundCloud to take louder with louder on the go. 0.95

01:30:18.000 It also supports this channel, since there's still private property here, and allows them to continue with their message.

01:30:27.000 So there's that.

01:30:32.000 Okay, thank you all for attending this bi-weekly meeting.

01:30:41.000 Here at the Islamic State, we know that you are all very busy, but we appreciate it.

01:30:45.000 Yeah?

01:30:46.000 Great!

01:30:47.000 So if everybody has their refreshments, let's begin.

01:30:51.000 Lots of activity this week.

01:30:53.000 Lots to pick from, so let's get right to it.

01:30:56.000 The mall attack in St.

01:31:00.000 Paul.

01:31:01.000 I'm sorry, that's right.

01:31:02.000 St.

01:31:03.000 Cloud.

01:31:03.000 I always make that mistake.

01:31:05.000 So, stabbing spree, eight people were stabbed, so that's not bad.

01:31:13.000 So, do we want to file this one officially under claim for the Islamic State?

01:31:19.000 How many casualties?

01:31:21.000 Just the one, and it looks like the stabber.

01:31:24.000 I don't know.

01:31:25.000 Remember, we can always spin that as suicide jihad.

01:31:30.000 Okay, so then I'm going to mark this one under claim.

01:31:32.000 Ashrab, if you could prepare a press statement claiming that one, that'd be great.

01:31:36.000 Okay!

01:31:37.000 All right, here's one I think we'll all be very excited about. 0.99

01:31:39.000 A bomb going off in Chelsea, New York, where all the gays are. 1.00

01:31:45.000 Yes, so that's great. 1.00

01:31:47.000 Right in the heart of the beast.

01:31:49.000 What kind of bomb?

01:31:50.000 A pressure cooker.

01:31:51.000 Ooh, pressure cooker.

01:31:54.000 See what I told you?

01:31:56.000 The pressure cookers.

01:31:57.000 Don't overlook them.

01:31:58.000 Who did that one? 1.00

01:31:59.000 That one is our old friend.

01:32:01.000 That's Ahmad Rahami with the pressure cooker.

01:32:04.000 Oh, classic Ahmad! 1.00

01:32:06.000 I know, right?

01:32:07.000 Oh, I first read it, I said no.

01:32:09.000 Is it?

01:32:10.000 It is.

01:32:10.000 It's Ahmad.

01:32:11.000 I knew it was Ahmad.

01:32:12.000 How many casualties?

01:32:13.000 Uh, I'm looking...

01:32:15.000 Oh, it looks like no casualties.

01:32:21.000 Now remember, Ahmad has been a longtime friend to the Islamic State. 0.97

01:32:25.000 I would know.

01:32:26.000 Okay, okay, I hear you.

01:32:27.000 Let's foul that one under, uh...

01:32:30.000 Let's give that one to the Taliban. 0.99

01:32:42.000 Skittles. 1.00

01:32:44.000 taste the analogy that triggers stupid people. 1.00

01:32:47.000 Glad to be back. 1.00

01:33:08.000 We We will have Courtney Kirchhov coming up after the break.

01:33:12.000 The Courtney Squilfs.

01:33:13.000 I'm trying to see.

01:33:14.000 What do we have?

01:33:14.000 So we're in the third hour.

01:33:15.000 The Empress herself.

01:33:15.000 Producing with me in video studio, as always, is Jared, who is not gay.

01:33:18.000 I fulfill my legal obligations.

01:33:20.000 My apologies for everything.

01:33:22.000 Yes.

01:33:23.000 Someone asked me to fire you this week.

01:33:25.000 I mean, Jared is fired all the time behind the scenes, so I know you like the theater of it, but we've got to be authentic.

01:33:33.000 I feel like that's a big selling point of the show, is the authenticity in my unbridled contempt for everything that you are about.

01:33:41.000 Well, not right now.

01:33:42.000 We need to finish the broadcast.

01:33:44.000 We don't have that much time to get into this, so I don't know if we just go straight into the clips.

01:33:49.000 This is how you know Hillary Clinton is in desperation mode. 1.00

01:33:57.000 Oh, it was awful.

01:34:19.000 He totally...

01:34:20.000 I'm glad...

01:34:20.000 I don't know if he...

01:34:21.000 Was he trying?

01:34:21.000 Was he not trying?

01:34:22.000 I don't know.

01:34:23.000 But it was just...

01:34:23.000 The whole thing was bad.

01:34:24.000 I remember he was on some English show and they were going, you're incredible at doing your mimic.

01:34:28.000 Can you...

01:34:29.000 For the audience, do the Donald Trump.

01:34:32.000 And he's like, well, I just say, okay, a lot.

01:34:35.000 And I was sitting there like...

01:34:36.000 And that's actually probably better than Johnny Depp.

01:34:38.000 So if nothing else, this has illuminated the fact that Johnny Depp is horrible. 0.98

01:34:43.000 He's terrible. 0.60

01:34:44.000 I've talked about this. 0.81

01:34:45.000 Everything...

01:34:45.000 And it's all...

01:34:45.000 You know, Johnny Depp is like the hot topic of actors.

01:34:49.000 People who want to seem alternative.

01:34:50.000 Oh, I love him.

01:34:52.000 I loved him back in the, uh, at Wood.

01:34:54.000 I saw Edward Scissorhands.

01:34:55.000 Yeah.

01:34:56.000 I love how he's dark. 0.99

01:34:57.000 No, he just, every character he gets, he plays creepy gay. 0.97

01:35:01.000 And it worked for Jack Sparrow. 0.92

01:35:02.000 Didn't work for Willy Wonka.

01:35:04.000 Didn't work for Sweeney Todd.

01:35:05.000 Didn't work for, what was the other one?

01:35:07.000 Mad Hatter.

01:35:07.000 Oh my gosh, I can't even watch it.

01:35:09.000 Ugh.

01:35:10.000 I know they're going, hey Johnny, what do you think, how do you think you can craft this character for the mad hatter here?

01:35:16.000 I know!

01:35:17.000 I'll talk like this!

01:35:18.000 Ambiguous.

01:35:19.000 Yeah.

01:35:19.000 It's actually really ambiguous.

01:35:21.000 Oh my gosh.

01:35:22.000 Yeah.

01:35:22.000 Ugh!

01:35:23.000 Just the worst.

01:35:24.000 Anyway, so between two ferns from Funny or Die, wing of the Democratic Party, you know, Funny or Die, college humor, all this stuff.

01:35:30.000 The good thing is it's on clear display right now.

01:35:32.000 So, and right away, this is what's so funny, right away it's trending on Twitter.

01:35:37.000 Every single mainstream comedian...

01:35:40.000 Actor and journalist had tweeted this out. 1.00

01:35:43.000 Unless you're an idiot, you know there was a concerted effort behind the scenes. 1.00

01:35:46.000 Okay, listen, we're putting up this between two friends. 1.00

01:35:48.000 We need some firepower.

01:35:51.000 People don't like her. 0.97

01:35:52.000 I get it.

01:35:53.000 I get it.

01:35:54.000 We gotta make her seem... 1.00

01:35:54.000 She's a bitch. 1.00

01:35:55.000 But Trump was on Fallon a couple days ago. 1.00

01:35:57.000 We gotta go.

01:35:58.000 Yeah, some people were outraged over the fact that Jimmy Fallon tussled Donald Trump's hair.

01:36:03.000 So here's a clip from it, just so you can see what they were all about.

01:36:07.000 Why would you play a commercial for my opponent in the middle of our interview?

01:36:14.000 Just give me the Oscar.

01:36:15.000 He paid me in steaks.

01:36:16.000 I'd be afraid to eat them if I were you.

01:36:18.000 It's a good cut of meat. 1.00

01:36:19.000 I think it's part of the asshole. 1.00

01:36:21.000 Well, this has been a lot of fun, Mrs. 1.00

01:36:23.000 Clinton.

01:36:24.000 We should stay in touch.

01:36:25.000 What's the best way to reach you?

01:36:26.000 Email?

01:36:31.000 That was the ending of it.

01:36:32.000 And they're trying to say, look, she's able to laugh at it, when really they're trying to normalize something.

01:36:36.000 They're trying to make it, yes.

01:36:38.000 Just because Amy Schumer says, the email thing wasn't a thing, just because you say that doesn't make it true.

01:36:43.000 Well, that's what they have against her, just that thing?

01:36:45.000 Just that highly, highly legal thing?

01:36:47.000 And by the way, I'm not one of those, we've caught a lot of flack, because when something is funny, even if it's from the left, we go, you know what, that was funny.

01:36:56.000 This wasn't funny.

01:36:58.000 As a matter of fact, what was more funny, what's the name of the guy, Josh Sweden?

01:37:02.000 Joss Whedon.

01:37:03.000 He did all the Avengers, Buffy, all that stuff.

01:37:07.000 So he did an all-celebrities-get-together montage of telling you who to vote for.

01:37:13.000 It's called a circle you know what.

01:37:14.000 Yes, a circle you know what.

01:37:15.000 To be fair, Robert Downey, I'm disappointed to see him in here, was pretty funny, pretty self-aware.

01:37:20.000 This was more funny than the Between Two Ferns.

01:37:22.000 Yeah, there's actually a couple of clever punchlines in there.

01:37:24.000 A couple of clever punchlines, but here you go.

01:37:25.000 This is just the meat of it, so you can understand where they were coming from.

01:37:29.000 This all has occurred within 24 hours.

01:37:32.000 But you only get this many famous people together if the issue is one that truly matters to all of us.

01:37:32.000 Roll clip.

01:37:37.000 A disease, or...

01:37:38.000 Ecological crisis, or... 1.00

01:37:40.000 A racist, abusive coward who could permanently damage the fabric of our society. 1.00

01:37:46.000 Do the math. 1.00

01:37:46.000 Do we really want to give nuclear weapons to a man whose signature move is firing... 1.00

01:37:51.000 Firing...

01:37:52.000 Firing things?

01:37:55.000 But we can end this nightmare before it begins.

01:37:57.000 We can save the day.

01:38:00.000 Couple of things.

01:38:00.000 I met Jesse Williams in the set of Greek.

01:38:02.000 No idea he was black.

01:38:03.000 No. 0.93

01:38:04.000 Should wear a name tag.

01:38:07.000 Something else.

01:38:08.000 Do we really want to hire someone whose main quality is firing people?

01:38:12.000 I don't think there's any...

01:38:12.000 You know what?

01:38:13.000 I have some issues with Trump.

01:38:16.000 I don't think there's anything wrong with bringing someone in who can fire people in the government.

01:38:19.000 I think we need some firings.

01:38:21.000 You just sold me on a more.

01:38:22.000 Here's what I love about this.

01:38:24.000 This is the first time that this is not only going to backfire, not only is it going to hurt Hillary Clinton, there's no doubt about that.

01:38:29.000 If you look at the likes to dislike ratio on YouTube, they're pretty close, and that doesn't happen in the land of YouTube heroes and sweater vest non-FCC censorship.

01:38:41.000 And it's going to backfire on the actors.

01:38:43.000 People are really tired of being told who to vote for.

01:38:47.000 This is what I love about this.

01:38:49.000 A lot of people may not remember it.

01:38:50.000 They had the Rock the Vote campaign with Cami Diaz and P. Diddy.

01:38:54.000 I remember, and they always said, we don't care, we just want you to vote.

01:38:57.000 And even back then, people were saying, are you trying to suppress the vote?

01:39:00.000 I always said, if you don't know, don't vote.

01:39:02.000 I don't want you voting if you don't know about the issues.

01:39:04.000 If you don't know anything and you're voting because Cameron Diaz told you on the Tyra Banks show, I don't want you selecting our next president.

01:39:12.000 I'm not forbidding you, but I don't see any virtue in encouraging you.

01:39:17.000 And I remember P. Diddy said, what is Sarah Payton going to do about South Korea?

01:39:23.000 We'll leave it at that.

01:39:25.000 They were saying, we don't care who you vote for.

01:39:27.000 And we all knew that wasn't true.

01:39:29.000 Well, now they're saying, don't vote for Donald Trump.

01:39:32.000 Now it's clear.

01:39:33.000 When they're desperate and they're going, listen, okay, all right, we get it.

01:39:37.000 They can't hide it anymore.

01:39:39.000 And here's the thing.

01:39:40.000 Even if they're maybe right in some of their criticisms of Donald Trump...

01:39:45.000 Yeah, but you said George Bush was a racist xenophobe.

01:39:49.000 They've used it so much now that even though they probably think they're more justified than ever with Donald Trump, they can't. 0.52

01:39:56.000 People are going, well, I know, but back when you said you were just rocking the vote and you weren't trying to pick a candidate, which you clearly were, you said George Bush was a xenophobe and a racist.

01:40:07.000 You said the same thing about McCain and Romney.

01:40:09.000 So no!

01:40:10.000 And people are rejecting it and people are tired of it.

01:40:13.000 And this is what's really hurting Hillary Clinton. 0.95

01:40:16.000 The veil has been lifted for a lot of people.

01:40:20.000 And this kind of thing only helps Donald Trump.

01:40:24.000 Celebrities thinking we're going to get our firepower together and we're going to make an impact.

01:40:28.000 People are tired of it.

01:40:29.000 People are tired of the firepower. 0.99

01:40:31.000 The phonies and people are, you're a big, fat phony! 0.94

01:40:34.000 And they're tired of just the pandering and the talking down to people. 0.97

01:40:40.000 What were you going to say?

01:40:40.000 Obviously, that article from the New York Times went kind of somewhat viral, I think, this week.

01:40:45.000 I was talking about that.

01:40:46.000 I was talking about how people are so...

01:40:48.000 This is what you're seeing with the right, is that people are so tired of this movement that's come on so fast with your Trevor Nose, with your Samantha Bees, with your...

01:40:59.000 things.

01:40:59.000 It's just the leftist agenda.

01:41:01.000 What you're seeing is people culturally, this is what it said, culturally you're seeing some victories in little Hollywood circles for the left, but what people are doing is it's pissing off the right and they're showing up at the polls and they're voting.

01:41:15.000 That's where you're seeing victories in states for your right to work, for your Second Amendment rights.

01:41:18.000 I think that's why you're seeing a surge in stuff of Trump and things because people are just, it's not working anymore.

01:41:23.000 That's a good point.

01:41:24.000 People are ticked off.

01:41:24.000 And you know what?

01:41:25.000 That is also important to note there.

01:41:27.000 Any kind of a Republican victory, any kind of a conservative victory, is worth ten times the amount of a leftist victory, because it's going up against all of that.

01:41:35.000 If right-to-work passes, if constitutional carry laws are, I think, 48 states now?

01:41:42.000 Most states have some kind of a concealed carry law or open carry law.

01:41:45.000 And that didn't happen if you just go back 20 years.

01:41:48.000 Those victories to occur, they're occurring in spite of the Hollywood and media machine.

01:41:54.000 They're occurring in spite of the full court press.

01:41:57.000 As opposed to a leftist victory, I mean, they're just riding the wave of the Matt Lowers and the Cameron Diaz's, of the Funny or Dies and the Will Ferrell's and the Amy Poehler's and Elena Dunham's and the Amy Schumer's.

01:42:06.000 They have all of it.

01:42:08.000 So, and something else too, the double standard here, and you just touched on that, Samantha Bee can go up and say that Donald Trump is literally Hitler, Trevor Noah, same thing.

01:42:20.000 Gosh, Stephen Colbert, Kimmel, right?

01:42:22.000 They can do all of that.

01:42:23.000 John Oliver.

01:42:24.000 He's funny though.

01:42:25.000 He can be.

01:42:26.000 And what I love is, but I love the people from the other countries coming and telling us how Americans should run their politics.

01:42:31.000 South Africa.

01:42:32.000 Really?

01:42:32.000 Yeah.

01:42:35.000 The thing about Donald Trump is he's an orange man.

01:42:37.000 I don't care what you have to say, Trevor Noah. 0.83

01:42:40.000 Mostly because he's horrendously unfunny.

01:42:42.000 So all of that, that's fine.

01:42:43.000 You know, Samantha Bee can multitask between uterus jokes and Donald Trump's Hitler jokes, and they get so, the outrage. 1.00

01:42:52.000 Or the fact that Jimmy Fallon had a relatively benign interview, that he tussled Donald Trump's hair.

01:42:58.000 Mm-hmm. 0.94

01:42:59.000 You're humanizing a fascist!

01:43:03.000 And it's like, yeah, but these people just said he's Hitler.

01:43:06.000 Come on, if you're just going to say one is more extreme, he tussled the guy's hair.

01:43:11.000 So not only are they incapable of laughing at themselves, but the double standard is on full display for people to see.

01:43:17.000 I mean, this is what's happening right now.

01:43:19.000 Politically, Hillary Clinton might win. 1.00

01:43:21.000 But culturally, Black Lives Matter has created a rebound.

01:43:25.000 It's created an eye-opening for a lot of Americans.

01:43:28.000 Culturally, the Hollywood elite, and even the political elite, it's never been more clear as to who they're pushing.

01:43:36.000 That's the beauty of this right now.

01:43:38.000 Same thing with the Second Amendment. 1.00

01:43:40.000 Same thing with your right to work and your state.

01:43:43.000 It's never been more clear.

01:43:45.000 And especially within 24 hours, the concerted effort of we need to get all hands on deck, all these celebrities with this video.

01:43:50.000 need to do Zach Galifianakis between two ferns.

01:43:53.000 We need to go after Jimmy Fallon.

01:43:55.000 Here's their big offense with Jimmy Fallon, that he was nice to Donald Trump.

01:43:59.000 They don't want anyone to be kind to him.

01:44:03.000 And that plays in Donald Trump's favor.

01:44:05.000 All he needs to say is, well, the media.

01:44:08.000 And then sometimes he goes too far and he condemns all media if they're not pro-Trump.

01:44:12.000 He's not necessarily going after the fact that they have an inherent ideological bias.

01:44:17.000 But when he just says, look at how far they lean to the left.

01:44:23.000 Everyone can see it.

01:44:24.000 And even people who don't like him as a candidate go, you know what?

01:44:27.000 Yeah, I get it.

01:44:28.000 It's pretty messed up.

01:44:29.000 It's pretty messed up.

01:44:30.000 And you know what?

01:44:30.000 I think I'm with you on that lever pull.

01:44:35.000 That's what you're seeing.

01:44:35.000 Courtney Kitchoff.

01:44:36.000 Courtney Kitchoff.

01:44:37.000 After the break.

01:44:38.000 Stay tuned.

01:44:39.000 Skittles.

01:44:52.000 Allahu Akbar.

01:44:54.000 It has been brought to my attention that here...

01:45:03.000 Here on YouTube there are people criticizing the current administration and possibly even Black Lives Matter.

01:45:11.000 This is unacceptable and we must demonetize it at once!

01:45:15.000 All these videos demonetize at once!

01:45:18.000 If you see something, it is your duty to say something!

01:45:22.000 Demonetization at once!

01:45:24.000 at once!

01:45:25.000 And now, late night channel surfing with social justice warriors.

01:45:34.000 videos. 0.99

01:45:36.000 And see, that's why the fact that Donald Trump is a racist. 0.97

01:45:39.000 Trevor Noah, he's so groundbreaking. 1.00

01:45:42.000 Guys, like, I have a uterus, and Republicans suck! 1.00

01:45:47.000 Samantha Bee! 1.00

01:45:49.000 Oh, progress!

01:45:50.000 Okay, so, Mr.

01:45:52.000 Trump, I was wondering, can I mess up your hair?

01:45:55.000 All right, Jimmy, usually I say no, but go ahead, go ahead.

01:45:59.000 Ah, ah, ah, okay, that's it.

01:46:02.000 Ow, ow. 1.00

01:46:03.000 Smash it in my name, Blah! 1.00

01:46:06.000 This has been Late Night Channel Surfing with Social Justice Warriors.

01:46:11.000 Late Night Channel Surfing with Social Justice

01:46:42.000 Glad to be back with you.

01:46:43.000 I don't know what that dance was.

01:46:45.000 My dance?

01:46:46.000 I don't know what that dance was.

01:46:47.000 I don't know.

01:46:48.000 We need a name for it.

01:46:49.000 We should get a name for it.

01:46:51.000 Do you ever dance when you get out of the shower because it's when you find you get the best moves?

01:46:55.000 Do you certainly have more options?

01:46:57.000 You certainly have more options.

01:46:58.000 Options.

01:46:59.000 Options are good.

01:47:00.000 My personal favorite is the Eiffel Tower, but we can't do it on air.

01:47:03.000 We have our next guest.

01:47:07.000 And you know it when you hear this.

01:47:09.000 Because when she comes onto the program, you don't have the... 0.99

01:47:11.000 You don't have her... 1.00

01:47:12.000 There we go.

01:47:13.000 Ah!

01:47:17.000 She chose this.

01:47:18.000 She chose this one?

01:47:19.000 I didn't know that.

01:47:20.000 Which is bizarre.

01:47:22.000 At Courtney Scoffs.

01:47:24.000 One of the best writers on the interwebs.

01:47:25.000 Courtney Kirchhoff, thanks for being here, sweetheart.

01:47:28.000 Thanks for having me.

01:47:30.000 Out of the frame a little bit.

01:47:31.000 Out of the frame a little bit.

01:47:32.000 And don't keep clacking that microphone or you're fired.

01:47:34.000 What's the little mudangly ones there on the necklace? 1.00

01:47:39.000 Does that mean anything or it's just nice looking?

01:47:40.000 No, I just got it at Costwell Market.

01:47:42.000 I don't know.

01:47:44.000 Look at her.

01:47:45.000 She's putting in the overtime. 0.99

01:47:47.000 Yeah, we can see you fine.

01:47:48.000 You're a little bit off frame.

01:47:49.000 Jared can kind of tell you.

01:47:50.000 There you go.

01:47:50.000 Look at that.

01:47:52.000 It's funny that you often talk about gender kind of issues, and there's been so much going on this week, and I think we bummed people out enough with the first segment, and then we brought them back. 0.99

01:48:04.000 We talked about this.

01:48:05.000 We just got a huge reaction from the women on Twitter with that conversation we had about men.

01:48:10.000 And you've written about that a lot, obviously at ladderwithcrader.com.

01:48:15.000 And you've gotten reactions from both sides on that.

01:48:19.000 Tell us a little bit about that.

01:48:21.000 Well, it seems like I don't know, maybe it's both sides, but most of my Twitter audience is men, like 83%, and it seemed like...

01:48:30.000 He's normal.

01:48:32.000 Yeah.

01:48:32.000 What are you laughing about, Nakej?

01:48:34.000 I'm just so distracted by the half person in the background. 1.00

01:48:37.000 I know what it is.

01:48:38.000 Oh, that's Henry Cavill.

01:48:39.000 Henry is scary.

01:48:40.000 But it's just, it's scary.

01:48:41.000 Okay, sorry.

01:48:42.000 Forgive him, Courtney.

01:48:43.000 This is not a professional program.

01:48:45.000 By the way, you're very privileged.

01:48:46.000 Women are incredibly privileged on Twitter. 1.00

01:48:50.000 Why is that?

01:48:51.000 You and I could tweet the exact same thing, and percentage-wise you will get far more retweets because men want to sleep with you. 0.99

01:48:58.000 Oh, cool.

01:49:01.000 It's absolutely true.

01:49:02.000 I will tell you this.

01:49:03.000 Jared and I talked about these powers.

01:49:05.000 I know not that I have them.

01:49:07.000 When I was single, when I was single, if I got followed on Twitter, I was like, okay, new follower, new follower.

01:49:07.000 No.

01:49:13.000 Oh, a pretty display picture.

01:49:16.000 And then you find out it was like RussianBrides.com.

01:49:16.000 Yeah.

01:49:19.000 Oh, skunked again, RussianBrides.com.

01:49:21.000 But there is privilege.

01:49:22.000 Yeah.

01:49:23.000 You've got to be careful with some of those really attractive avatars.

01:49:26.000 They're not real.

01:49:27.000 No, they're just men.

01:49:29.000 Which is bizarre, because they don't even get...

01:49:32.000 I don't know.

01:49:33.000 What are you doing with this?

01:49:34.000 Well, I don't know.

01:49:35.000 This is a weird experience.

01:49:36.000 This is a tangent that I don't know that I want to explore so much.

01:49:39.000 I had a correspondence with a man named Lyle, and I don't feel good about myself over it.

01:49:44.000 You have a lot of male followers.

01:49:44.000 But go ahead.

01:49:45.000 Did you show them the Eiffel Tower?

01:49:47.000 Yeah.

01:49:49.000 No, that was, I mean, you know, he wasn't 15.

01:49:51.000 I love the product placement, by the way.

01:49:53.000 That's nice.

01:49:54.000 The mug.

01:49:55.000 Anthony Weiner, for crying out loud.

01:49:56.000 Subtle.

01:49:57.000 That is what you're talking about. 0.99

01:49:58.000 That's a pervert. 0.98

01:49:59.000 A guy his age and a 15-year-old girl, that's a weird dude. 0.97

01:50:03.000 Did you read some of the things he was saying?

01:50:05.000 No.

01:50:06.000 Can we even talk about it on air?

01:50:08.000 Probably not.

01:50:09.000 It was disturbing.

01:50:11.000 This is like a 51-year-old guy talking to a 15-year-old girl and she was going along with it.

01:50:16.000 It was child abuse.

01:50:18.000 At this point, what can a press release be from him other than...

01:50:21.000 Oops.

01:50:23.000 Yeah, unless the camera just pans to him and he's furiously masking it.

01:50:28.000 I mean, that's what people would expect with Anthony Weiner.

01:50:31.000 We're going to change topics now.

01:50:32.000 Well, there's nothing else to talk about.

01:50:34.000 It's Weiner in the name, and it's constant Weiner.

01:50:36.000 There's nothing else with Anthony Weiner.

01:50:38.000 There's no other place it can go, and you brought it up!

01:50:40.000 I didn't bring up Anthony Weiner.

01:50:42.000 You did.

01:50:43.000 You said you know the kinds of things he was saying?

01:50:45.000 Product placement, and then you just talked about Anthony Weiner.

01:50:48.000 You said you know the kinds of things he was saying, and it's only natural for me.

01:50:52.000 I mean, you lit that fire, and you walked away laughing.

01:50:56.000 Okay, so we'll try and right this ship.

01:51:02.000 Should we just end the program now?

01:51:03.000 No, do not end the program now.

01:51:05.000 We need Courtney to write this.

01:51:06.000 So you have a lot of male followers.

01:51:07.000 You were talking about this.

01:51:08.000 Go ahead.

01:51:09.000 Okay.

01:51:10.000 And a lot of men and women, I think, don't seem to understand why we like the things that we like in the opposite sex.

01:51:17.000 So I was having to explain, like, woman-splain, no, there's a reason women like men who are taller than them. 0.59

01:51:24.000 There's a reason women like men who are muscular and have deep voices. 0.97

01:51:28.000 And a few comments were like, well, isn't that just what Hollywood has sold us?

01:51:33.000 And I couldn't believe it.

01:51:34.000 It's like no one's heard of evolutionary biology.

01:51:37.000 So...

01:51:38.000 And a few people were saying you were a gold digger because you said, I want a man who's successful.

01:51:43.000 And you're not a materialistic person.

01:51:44.000 I didn't even say that.

01:51:45.000 I said, I want a guy who can take a girl out. 1.00

01:51:48.000 That's true.

01:51:49.000 That's not a gold digger.

01:51:50.000 That's a guy with a job.

01:51:52.000 No.

01:51:52.000 A two for 20 at Chili's just seems like a minimum asking door price.

01:51:57.000 It's like the two drink minimum.

01:51:58.000 Yeah.

01:52:00.000 There are a lot of guys out there who don't feel good about themselves.

01:52:03.000 And so for a woman to say, I actually want a guy who has a job and who looks nice, all of a sudden men get triggered.

01:52:10.000 That's a good point.

01:52:11.000 And it's not just feminists who are getting really upset about men saying things about women. 0.99

01:52:16.000 You guys are doing it too when women say things about men. 0.98

01:52:18.000 So either it's okay or it's not okay.

01:52:22.000 If it's okay for a man to say, I really like Kate Upton, I like Margot Robbie, then it should be okay for a girl to say, I really find Jimmy Garoppolo attractive.

01:52:33.000 Who's that?

01:52:34.000 He is the backup quarterback for New England.

01:52:37.000 Why were you laughing?

01:52:39.000 You looked like you were getting breathless there for a second.

01:52:43.000 That's a pretty niche fan club there, I imagine.

01:52:45.000 Does he stand or kneel for the national anthem?

01:52:48.000 I do not know.

01:52:49.000 I really hope that he stands.

01:52:52.000 Or sits.

01:52:53.000 Or squats.

01:52:53.000 But that he kneels before a court down.

01:52:56.000 You know, it's true.

01:52:58.000 A lot of guys want it both ways.

01:53:00.000 And this is something we've talked about where it's like, you know, oh, I can't stand feminists. 1.00

01:53:04.000 I get it.

01:53:05.000 But then like, yeah, but there shouldn't be any expectations on me to be a man.

01:53:08.000 Hold on a second.

01:53:08.000 If you want to do it with feminism, you need to step up to the plate as well and just be the bare minimum.

01:53:16.000 Yeah, so the reason men like women like Kate Upton with the nice boobs and the pretty hair and the clear skin and the small waist, she's signaling her health and her fertility. 1.00

01:53:27.000 So, I'm sorry, I know a lot of guys, a lot of people don't want to have kids, but if you have a sex drive, you want to have kids.

01:53:32.000 It's how we perpetuate the species.

01:53:34.000 It's really basic.

01:53:36.000 So, women like a man who is a good hunter-gatherer because if she's pregnant, she can't go out and hunt and gather. 1.00

01:53:43.000 So that's going to be someone who's strong and who can protect her and who can go run down the elk.

01:53:49.000 That's a man who's decisive and knows how to get things done.

01:53:52.000 So in the modern times, that's going to be someone with a really good job, wears a nice suit.

01:53:57.000 He's signaling his success that he's good at providing.

01:54:01.000 Now we dance.

01:54:01.000 Chance, you'll be back after.

01:54:02.000 There is a plague

01:54:21.000 on YouTube and growing where people feel free to express their opinion slandering their elected officials and political leaders and we must take this on at once!

01:54:32.000 These videos will not be allowed to stand!

01:54:35.000 They must be demonetized!

01:54:37.000 That's bullshoizen! 1.00

01:54:40.000 Bullsheizen! 0.99

01:54:41.000 Demonetize these videos!

01:54:43.000 If you see something, it is your duty to create a wonderful and new YouTuber to inform the authorities and demonetize!

01:54:53.000 We're saving!

01:54:54.000 Harper wants you, America, to entrust your country to his running mate, Dean Cain.

01:55:06.000 But there's a lot that Hopper's not telling you.

01:55:10.000 What's he trying to hide?

01:55:12.000 For example, why is Dean Cain seen here bullying this poor black man?

01:55:19.000 What was that about? 0.93

01:55:21.000 Is he a racist? 1.00

01:55:23.000 Hopper wants you to vote for him, an all-white dog, and a racist. 1.00

01:55:28.000 I think not. 0.99

01:55:30.000 Hopper Kang 2016.

01:55:33.000 unfit, unqualified, and un-American. 0.98

01:55:38.000 Paid for me, Sheldon, Acorn City Squirrels.

01:55:40.000 What?

01:55:55.000 This is just struck me.

01:55:56.000 What?

01:55:58.000 Keep it.

01:55:59.000 And we are back with the whitest guest ever, at Courtney Scoffs.

01:56:04.000 Someone has to be white. 0.88

01:56:06.000 Someone has to be white this evening, but people will riot over that.

01:56:10.000 A few men commented on Twitter that you look lovely this evening, and we tossed it to some people to ask questions for you.

01:56:19.000 Uh-oh.

01:56:19.000 Oh, jeez.

01:56:22.000 I'm not going to show you my feet, Dick Morris parody account.

01:56:25.000 Ha ha ha!

01:56:29.000 You do not know the Pandora's box that you just opened.

01:56:33.000 Not gonna do it.

01:56:34.000 Oh, and Chewbacca's lover.

01:56:36.000 He wants to talk about Deadpool or something nerdy.

01:56:39.000 I like Deadpool.

01:56:40.000 Deadpool's good.

01:56:41.000 Okay, let's move on.

01:56:42.000 Deadpool was pretty good.

01:56:43.000 I liked the Deadpool.

01:56:45.000 Someone asked this.

01:56:47.000 Nastiest thing a guy ever did on a first date.

01:56:50.000 This guy says, I got Alfredo spit in my mouth once.

01:56:54.000 There's a story there that I don't think I want to follow up on.

01:56:58.000 Your floor.

01:57:01.000 I don't think I've ever had a nasty first date.

01:57:05.000 No.

01:57:06.000 Why are your teeth so perfis-y?

01:57:09.000 I think someone might say perfect. 0.70

01:57:12.000 Does she date black guys? 0.52

01:57:15.000 I did go out with a black guy. 0.78

01:57:17.000 One of the first dates that the matchmaker set up with me was with a black guy.

01:57:20.000 His parents were actually from an African country.

01:57:23.000 Was he prone to looting?

01:57:27.000 He paid.

01:57:28.000 So, you know, I think he paid with his own money and he didn't knock over a Walmart.

01:57:33.000 Good for him.

01:57:34.000 And now we end the program.

01:57:35.000 Yes, and now we end the program.

01:57:36.000 Demonetize.

01:57:37.000 I will tell you this. 0.96

01:57:38.000 I've dated several black women, and one of whom I'm still friends with, the reason it didn't work was she was very sexually aggressive. 1.00

01:57:47.000 Okay. 0.97

01:57:48.000 And I don't know if that's typical of black women. 1.00

01:57:51.000 I know Tommy Sotomayor was... 1.00

01:57:53.000 You're such a racist. 0.97

01:57:54.000 She was very... 0.99

01:57:54.000 No, no. 0.99

01:57:55.000 And I had it with two girls.

01:57:56.000 One in high school and one after high school.

01:57:59.000 And that was something that I definitely noticed I was not used to.

01:58:02.000 I was definitely not used to.

01:58:03.000 It was the flip side.

01:58:05.000 And I also think she wanted to get married and have babies literally six months after we stopped dating. 0.99

01:58:10.000 She was a little bit Italian. 0.99

01:58:11.000 Okay, so there you go.

01:58:12.000 People are asking if you date black guys.

01:58:13.000 The answer is yes.

01:58:14.000 She does not discriminate.

01:58:17.000 How about Hollywood changing things around?

01:58:18.000 Oh, okay, here's one.

01:58:20.000 I would imagine you're a fan of Tom Selleck.

01:58:23.000 I would imagine he's a guy who's...

01:58:24.000 Yeah.

01:58:25.000 Someone want to know, do you know they're redoing Magnum P.I. with a woman?

01:58:28.000 Oh, God.

01:58:30.000 I don't know if they do a mustache with that, if it's a non-binary Magnum P.I. Here's the thing, too. 1.00

01:58:35.000 This is a genuine question.

01:58:36.000 This has got to stop.

01:58:37.000 This has got to stop, because it's...

01:58:39.000 All they're doing is validating the idea that what men have done is better.

01:58:44.000 So all they're doing is copying.

01:58:45.000 They're not coming up with anything original on their own.

01:58:47.000 They're saying, well, the men did it, therefore we have to do it.

01:58:50.000 And their imitation is the finest form of flattery.

01:58:53.000 They're just giving credence to this whole idea that masculinity is better by copying what the men have done.

01:58:59.000 That goes for Ghostbusters, the new Ocean's 8, or whatever it is. 1.00

01:59:03.000 You guys are pathetic. 0.99

01:59:04.000 They couldn't come up with enough cast members to make a 13 or 14er. 1.00

01:59:09.000 I'm tired of it.

01:59:11.000 It's fine if girls want to have their own movie, but make it your own movie. 1.00

01:59:14.000 Don't copy what the boys have done.

01:59:16.000 It goes against everything that they're saying that they're for.

01:59:20.000 It's not real feminism. 1.00

01:59:22.000 Okay, remove that from it.

01:59:23.000 The idea that they're just sort of doing these redux of a male film.

01:59:29.000 This could be a blind spot, and this is, honestly, I talk with my wife about it.

01:59:33.000 I want to know what you think.

01:59:34.000 Do you feel when you go to the movies, and most action stars are men, or most leads are men, when you're watching it, do you think to yourself, like, of course it's another man.

01:59:44.000 Does it bother you, or do you genuinely not?

01:59:46.000 No?

01:59:47.000 No.

01:59:48.000 You don't feel like you want to see more women, period? 1.00

01:59:50.000 In fact, where I go for CrossFit, my instructor, he loves comic book heroes, and he's got decals of comic book heroes everywhere.

01:59:50.000 No.

02:00:01.000 And one time he said, I've got to get more female superheroes in here. 1.00

02:00:04.000 And I said, no, female superheroes are lame. 1.00

02:00:06.000 And there was a girl, she's probably in high school, who agreed with me. 0.96

02:00:10.000 She's like, yeah, they're really lame.

02:00:12.000 The reason we like to watch male superheroes is because men like to be heroes. 0.71

02:00:17.000 Women don't so much. 1.00

02:00:18.000 Am I saying that all women don't want to be heroes?

02:00:21.000 No.

02:00:22.000 There's an exception to every rule.

02:00:24.000 But most women don't want to go out and save. 1.00

02:00:27.000 A lot of women actually want to be saved by a strong enhanced plan. 1.00

02:00:30.000 Most women want to go out and spend. 1.00

02:00:32.000 The money that you've earned, because we're all gold diggers.

02:00:35.000 They're gold digging hooahs! 0.95

02:00:38.000 It's a problem.

02:00:40.000 That's interesting, because I thought you quit CrossFit.

02:00:44.000 Oh, wow, that's awful.

02:00:44.000 No.

02:00:46.000 So, anyways, but the same thing is, you're going there and you're...

02:00:49.000 My squat one rep max is 253 pounds.

02:00:51.000 Well, that's pretty impressive.

02:00:53.000 Poor girl. 1.00

02:00:55.000 But you are obviously stronger...

02:00:57.000 Line up, gentlemen.

02:00:58.000 Yes, you are obviously stronger than most women, and so you're a strong woman going, I don't want to see female superheroes. 1.00

02:01:03.000 I don't so much care about female superheroes. 1.00

02:01:05.000 I do get peeved when it's, you know, superpowers, you can make everything okay.

02:01:09.000 It's just one, you know, one page of writing.

02:01:11.000 But when you see the female salt with Angelina Jolie or Charlie's angels, and here's the deal.

02:01:17.000 It's like Cameron Diaz in high heels pinning a guy, which by the way, if you understand physics, there's no leverage to sidekick pin a guy against a wall.

02:01:24.000 That to me is insulting to my intelligence. 0.59

02:01:27.000 I would prefer if they just showed us their breasts. 1.00

02:01:29.000 So it's called the suspension of disbelief.

02:01:32.000 And in fiction, in all fiction, even if it's a fantasy, you have what's called the suspension of disbelief where there are rules in that universe. 0.98

02:01:41.000 There are a lot of people who think, With Charlie's Angels and some of these other movies, your suspension of disbelief is you can't do it because you know she can't kick that guy's butt.

02:02:02.000 So they have to do like what they did with the Black Widow character, Scarlett Johansson.

02:02:08.000 They've got her doing all of these weird moves, so she's throwing people off balance, and it's a spectacle of... 0.92

02:02:14.000 But the only other way that you can make a woman equal in strength to a man is for a patriarchy to have given her the strength of a man. 0.99

02:02:22.000 And that would be Buffy the Vampire Slayer and I think Wonder Woman.

02:02:26.000 Which, in fairness, looks like a good movie coming out.

02:02:28.000 But it's also because she's hot. 1.00

02:02:31.000 That's how they sell it to men. 1.00

02:02:32.000 That's true.

02:02:32.000 That's still how they sell it to men.

02:02:35.000 And that's because...

02:02:37.000 Wonder Woman isn't really for him.

02:02:39.000 Look at her outfit. 0.66

02:02:40.000 There's no way a woman like that with that outfit is going to go into battle. 1.00

02:02:44.000 Are you kidding me?

02:02:45.000 Yeah, that's not a conversation.

02:02:48.000 Yeah.

02:02:49.000 Yes.

02:02:49.000 It's like, ah, you will take my finest sword.

02:02:52.000 And to you, I give my armor.

02:02:55.000 And to you...

02:02:57.000 There's panties.

02:02:58.000 I think you'll be good about it.

02:02:59.000 Metal panties.

02:03:01.000 Maybe the outfit is to distract the opposing army.

02:03:04.000 That's true.

02:03:05.000 That's a good point.

02:03:06.000 She comes running out of the trenches and they're like, look a girl.

02:03:09.000 Do I save her or do I... Oops. 1.00

02:03:11.000 Do I kill her? 1.00

02:03:12.000 I don't know. 1.00

02:03:13.000 And if it's a gay superhero in the Marvel universe, they would just criticize her outfit. 1.00

02:03:16.000 So either way, they distract her.

02:03:17.000 Do I shop with her or do I... I don't know.

02:03:19.000 Yeah, and a woman in battle will put her hair in a ponytail. 1.00

02:03:22.000 She wouldn't have it flying all over the place.

02:03:23.000 Oh, that's a good point.

02:03:24.000 If you ever watch the female fighters, they're usually in cornrows. 1.00

02:03:28.000 Yeah.

02:03:28.000 Which is horrible.

02:03:29.000 And no makeup.

02:03:30.000 They don't have makeup on either because if it drips and gets in your eyes, it's not going to work.

02:03:34.000 There are only two excuses.

02:03:35.000 Well, there's only one excuse for cornrows in a woman, and that's fighting. 1.00

02:03:39.000 If going on a crappy cruise and coming back with those stupid little beads in your hair is unacceptable. 1.00

02:03:44.000 Someone wants to know, hey, Mike Schwan, what do you think of Canadians? 1.00

02:03:50.000 Sorry, this kind of turned into an online dating set.

02:03:52.000 This wasn't what we meant to do, but...

02:03:54.000 That's okay.

02:03:55.000 What do I think of Canadians? 0.96

02:03:56.000 In what context?

02:03:57.000 I don't know.

02:03:58.000 I guess he's trying to say, would you narrow them out?

02:04:00.000 No. 0.58

02:04:01.000 What's your litmus test for crazy?

02:04:05.000 That question.

02:04:07.000 Stephen Crowder.

02:04:08.000 There are so many people asking these questions.

02:04:13.000 I love it.

02:04:14.000 Well, I mean, listen, I'm just saying...

02:04:16.000 Of course, Dick Moore is asking about your feet.

02:04:18.000 You're not going to see him.

02:04:20.000 No, it's interesting that you say this and you get this controversy.

02:04:23.000 You know, it is...

02:04:24.000 It's one of those issues where you'll have people who love you and then one issue and they disagree with you and they abandon ship completely.

02:04:30.000 And sometimes you get these guys who are hyperly sensitive who think they're conservative.

02:04:36.000 And if you're hyperly sensitive and you get triggered because I said I didn't want to go out with a fat guy, sorry.

02:04:42.000 If you're overweight and you want to go out with somebody who's fit, you should be fit.

02:04:46.000 These are basics.

02:04:47.000 And if a guy is going to get that easily triggered, it's not going to work out.

02:04:52.000 Do not send me a tweet.

02:04:53.000 Do not send me a Facebook message saying that I'm wrong and I'm a horrible person.

02:04:58.000 You got to look in the mirror sometimes if you're that upset about something a total stranger has said, not even about you personally.

02:05:05.000 Sorry.

02:05:07.000 There's a hefty raise in it for you if you can get an exclusive with Anthony Weiner.

02:05:12.000 I don't think it would be hard.

02:05:14.000 Listen, it's all about intent.

02:05:16.000 You don't have to mean any of it.

02:05:18.000 Okay.

02:05:19.000 It could be hard, though.

02:05:20.000 I think I'm probably too old for Anthony Weiner.

02:05:24.000 Good point.

02:05:26.000 That guy looks like...

02:05:28.000 He looks...

02:05:29.000 How big is the Rays?

02:05:31.000 Because, I mean...

02:05:32.000 Well...

02:05:33.000 I like expensive things.

02:05:34.000 It depends on...

02:05:34.000 Anthony Weiner will provide the Rays.

02:05:36.000 That was the trick in the question.

02:05:39.000 Nice double entendre.

02:05:40.000 Anthony Weiner looks like...

02:05:42.000 I saw a scene one time with that guy.

02:05:44.000 I always forget his name.

02:05:44.000 It's not the...

02:05:46.000 The guy from Miracle on 34.

02:05:47.000 It's either Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney.

02:05:50.000 I get them confused.

02:05:50.000 The guy from The Practice.

02:05:52.000 Good looking guy.

02:05:53.000 Yeah.

02:05:54.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:05:55.000 There was a scene in a film where he was kidnapped by the mob and they put a Ziploc bag over his face to suffocate him, right?

02:06:02.000 So as he's inhaling, the Ziploc bag just sucks in his face.

02:06:06.000 I feel like that's what Anthony Weiner looks like. 0.97

02:06:08.000 Huh. 0.96

02:06:09.000 A sucked-in Ziploc bag.

02:06:11.000 I never thought about this before.

02:06:12.000 This is new information for me to process, but you're right.

02:06:15.000 You know, like, his cheeks are sunk.

02:06:16.000 Like, he looks like he's been cutting weight for a wrestling meet or he has, like, the worst variety of AIDS. Mm-hmm. 0.65

02:06:23.000 And I would like to hear from any women out there, do those photos work for you, ladies? 1.00

02:06:29.000 Because I've not met a woman who really likes to see those creepy...

02:06:35.000 I think if it's like their husband or something, it's like a playful kind of picture or something.

02:06:41.000 You like seeing good-looking men if you're married, but I don't think that a 15-year-old...

02:06:45.000 There's no selfie that even a good-looking man can pull off. 0.61

02:06:49.000 Guys, nobody looks good in a selfie, and guys tend to all look like child-molesting creepers.

02:06:55.000 I do a pretty good reenactment of the Coppertone ad with Hopper yanking at my jockeys.

02:07:02.000 It's pretty good.

02:07:03.000 It's a pretty good one. 0.99

02:07:04.000 But your selfies, you're intending to look silly. 0.97

02:07:07.000 This is true. 0.72

02:07:08.000 I've seen them, and they're really funny because it's like you know you can't look good in a selfie, so you goof it up.

02:07:12.000 No.

02:07:12.000 Well, that's a big thing with men, obviously, being funny.

02:07:15.000 It's an evolutionary mechanism because men want to sleep with women regardless. 0.86

02:07:21.000 Jared just sent me a selfie.

02:07:22.000 Thanks, Jared.

02:07:23.000 No.

02:07:23.000 Oh, gosh.

02:07:23.000 No.

02:07:24.000 Please make sure this is work safe.

02:07:26.000 I don't know what's going on behind my back with this office.

02:07:29.000 Sorry, people.

02:07:30.000 You know, honestly, we're going off on it because I don't want to go back to the riots.

02:07:34.000 I just blew my passionate wad earlier.

02:07:37.000 I can't get back into it.

02:07:38.000 It's too much.

02:07:38.000 No, it's better to talk about the triggering gender roles.

02:07:41.000 Well, it is important as well, and a lot of people simply want to.

02:07:45.000 I mean, you know, we were talking about that little boy.

02:07:47.000 If that were your little boy crying over an almond joy, am I out of line in saying, listen, you want to love it, but tell him, like, hey, cut it out.

02:07:57.000 So here's the thing.

02:07:58.000 A few years ago, there were some businesses who put up signs that said, children not welcome.

02:08:06.000 And I had a friend, she's got young children, and she said, oh, that is so anti-life.

02:08:11.000 There's so much culture of death in our society now that people hate children.

02:08:15.000 And I said, no, that's not it.

02:08:17.000 Because we've always had children, and only now our business is putting up signs saying, don't bring your kids in. 0.76

02:08:23.000 I have one on my door.

02:08:25.000 Yeah.

02:08:27.000 Anthony Weiner has the opposite, says children please.

02:08:30.000 Go ahead.

02:08:30.000 Oh gosh.

02:08:32.000 Parents these days aren't disciplining their kids, so they're letting their kids run crazy everywhere.

02:08:38.000 They have this entitlement mentality, especially a lot of young moms. 1.00

02:08:41.000 They think that they're martyrs to a cause or something, and that their kids deserve everything, and they're raising a bunch of little brats, and people hate it.

02:08:52.000 So I would have never thrown a tantrum in a store at five or six.

02:08:56.000 I would have been terrified.

02:08:57.000 And it's not the kid's fault either.

02:08:59.000 It's like a poorly behaved dog.

02:09:02.000 We can't be mad at the kids.

02:09:05.000 It's these parents.

02:09:07.000 Sorry, millennial parents.

02:09:09.000 I don't know.

02:09:09.000 It is a weird time.

02:09:12.000 I know every generation has wondered this, but I do wonder what's going to happen when this group of kids who've been raised in this kind of environment, and they go off and they're building our planes.

02:09:21.000 They're engineering our roads.

02:09:23.000 We have to let you go.

02:09:25.000 At Courtney Scoffs.

02:09:27.000 Read her at ladderwithcredit.com.

02:09:28.000 Thank you very much for being with us.

02:09:30.000 I'll talk with her tomorrow.

02:09:32.000 Stay tuned.

02:09:32.000 tuned we'll wrap this up It has been brought to my viewers attention that here on YouTube and as well as the television people are comparing politicians of today to literally me

02:09:57.000 This is unfair, this is inaccurate, and this is, more importantly, a blatant misuse of the word, literally!

02:10:06.000 If I have taken back to restore Germany and the rest of YouTube into its former glory, we will ban, we will ban, outright ban the improper use I will literally, no longer will the English language be abused by people who mean to say figuratively when they say literally! 0.86

02:10:26.000 This will not be allowed to stand!

02:10:29.000 This bullshizen will not be allowed to stand! 1.00

02:10:33.000 No more literal comparisons when you mean figurative comparison!

02:10:40.000 Unforgetting and development Glad

02:11:27.000 to be back.

02:11:29.000 You know what's funny?

02:11:30.000 And I really appreciate the audience who listens to the program.

02:11:36.000 When I feel like we're going off on a tangent or something, people go with us.

02:11:41.000 And they appreciate it because we really do obviously try and cover what matters that week.

02:11:47.000 And sometimes it's too much.

02:11:50.000 It really is.

02:11:50.000 Sometimes it's just this week.

02:11:51.000 We were talking about this.

02:11:54.000 Earlier, I was going, man, I don't know how we do this show.

02:11:57.000 There are some weeks that are so harrowing.

02:11:59.000 And like I said, we didn't get into the Chelsea bombing so much because so much had happened since there, which is even more horrifying, if you could believe it, than the Chelsea bombing.

02:12:08.000 Which is crazy to think about. 0.96

02:12:11.000 Obviously, you have Islamic terrorists who want to blow us up. 1.00

02:12:13.000 Well, what could be worse? 0.99

02:12:16.000 You can understand, not that it's at all acceptable, Or forgivable why people raised Muslim would want to kill Americans in these Muslim countries, I mean Islamic countries, places like Syria. 0.64

02:12:30.000 You can understand because they've been indoctrinated with their whole life. 0.56

02:12:33.000 They've never had anything good.

02:12:35.000 Their entire lives.

02:12:36.000 And they've been told that everything good that comes from the West is decadent and therefore immoral.

02:12:42.000 And that's something that you get a lot of, unfortunately, even Christians. 1.00

02:12:44.000 They feel guilty for enjoying life, which is horrible.

02:12:47.000 That's not the way it should be.

02:12:49.000 So they channel all their hatred here.

02:12:51.000 You can somewhat understand it.

02:12:55.000 But it's more upsetting to have millennial privileged Americans, yep, even black millennial privileged Americans who've grown up in decent schools, who have had every opportunity afforded to them, even if they're lower middle class, and certainly more opportunities afforded to them than lower class white people in the United States.

02:13:17.000 Or their parents' generation.

02:13:18.000 Or their parents' generation.

02:13:19.000 And they decide to go out and commit these heinous crimes against fellow Americans. 0.53

02:13:25.000 That really is, it's not a foreign threat.

02:13:28.000 It's internal, and it's an unjustifiable one when you look at the evidence. 0.82

02:13:32.000 And I know, your white privilege is showing.

02:13:33.000 Yep, you know what? 0.89

02:13:34.000 I guess it is.

02:13:35.000 I've kind of accepted that. 0.89

02:13:36.000 Oh, you're a white guy.

02:13:37.000 Yep, I'm a white guy, and so I guess I have white guy opinions.

02:13:41.000 And so sometimes, you really do, you go into that first rant that wasn't planned, and You get passionate and it's hard.

02:13:50.000 It can get very difficult because we really do mean what we say.

02:13:56.000 And I will say this.

02:13:57.000 I've found myself doing this, and I think it's important.

02:13:59.000 Maybe there's some other people out there.

02:14:00.000 You really do need to guard your heart and be careful to not let it make you bitter.

02:14:06.000 Like I said, I can only imagine the kids who are being raised here watching what's happening in Charlotte or London, the Black Lives Matter, and just these brutal attacks.

02:14:15.000 And I can really, unfortunately, see kids being more racist and this kind of a situation putting hatred in their heart.

02:14:23.000 And from their mind, it's understandable.

02:14:26.000 And on the black side as well.

02:14:28.000 They're being lied to, being told that cops are picking them off with open season.

02:14:31.000 And so they grow up with hatred in their heart because of the George Soroses, because of the Hillary Clintons, because of the Bernie Sanders who want to pander for their votes.

02:14:38.000 And they tell them, we must stop with the innocent deaths of young black people. 1.00

02:14:41.000 So they grow up with hatred in their heart and they harbor it specifically toward white people. 1.00

02:14:44.000 And then white people see these kids, whether it's on campus, saying, bitch, I love your white tears, like we covered before. 1.00

02:14:51.000 That makes them harbor hatred. 1.00

02:14:53.000 When they see people getting beaten up and stripped naked and dragged through concrete as we see in these protests, that makes them hateful.

02:14:59.000 And it's easy for it to take root.

02:15:02.000 It needs to be a daily gut check.

02:15:06.000 I've talked about this.

02:15:07.000 My dad, there are very few people I respect more than my father.

02:15:10.000 He grew up in Detroit.

02:15:11.000 You know, there were the Detroit riots.

02:15:13.000 He'll be the first to tell you.

02:15:15.000 A lot of people he knew and a lot of people who are still there were racist.

02:15:19.000 And for him, and for me, being a Christian, absolutely in my personal life, I will tell you, is a system of accountability that forces me every morning to look at myself and say, okay, what's wrong there?

02:15:32.000 And sometimes I catch it.

02:15:34.000 Sometimes you catch just a little ember of something that you go, what is this?

02:15:39.000 Why am I feeling this way?

02:15:40.000 And especially in weeks like this, it's easy for that thing to grow.

02:15:43.000 And it's easy for it to grow on all sides.

02:15:45.000 It doesn't mean that all sides are right.

02:15:47.000 Doesn't mean that the kid who thinks falsely that black people are being picked off by cops because all cops are racist doesn't make that any less of a lie, but it has a net outcome that's significant.

02:16:02.000 And especially when you see right now in the age of social media, we've talked about this too, the beauty of social media, the beauty of what happens online right now, there are no more gatekeepers.

02:16:09.000 We can have this audience, you guys, bigger than CNN, most shows, and we're incredibly grateful.

02:16:15.000 On the flip side, there is, you know, through all the algorithms and through what people do on social media, people tend to only congregate with people who agree with them.

02:16:23.000 And so there's an incentive to provide you with exactly what you want to hear.

02:16:27.000 And so that grows.

02:16:29.000 That fans the flame of hatred or ignorance, whatever it is.

02:16:33.000 I'm not talking social justice warrior language.

02:16:37.000 Hatred, ignorance.

02:16:37.000 I'm talking about actual gut checks for people out there.

02:16:41.000 Because it can happen.

02:16:41.000 Like Courtney was saying, there are some guys out there who genuinely have been wronged by women and they hate women.

02:16:47.000 That's not the patriarchy.

02:16:48.000 That's not most men at all.

02:16:49.000 But there are some guys out there.

02:16:51.000 There are some people out there who see what's happening in Charlotte.

02:16:55.000 And they lump all black people under that umbrella.

02:16:58.000 Or they apply falsely that it's a genetic factor as opposed to right now a very horrible period in time where black Americans have regressed unbelievably.

02:17:10.000 And it's easy to let that take root in you and get angry.

02:17:14.000 And it sells.

02:17:16.000 It sells so much.

02:17:17.000 We talk about how often do you hear on conservative AM radio or it's just the outrage machine.

02:17:22.000 And I always want it to be real when that occurs on this program.

02:17:28.000 When I tell you I'm exhausted because this really does, at a certain point, it hurts my heart, literally, to see those things.

02:17:35.000 You watch it, and we get horrified just like you do. 0.99

02:17:37.000 That's why I don't want to come on this program every single day and go, oh, I can't believe this country's crap. 1.00

02:17:44.000 Well, these AM radio hosts and these conservative talking heads have said, this country's crap forever. 1.00

02:17:49.000 Right? 0.99

02:17:49.000 Because of the person who's... 0.99

02:17:51.000 Listen, it doesn't matter who's in office.

02:17:52.000 It's still the greatest country in the world.

02:17:54.000 And there's a lot to be thankful for.

02:17:56.000 And maybe that's your counterbalance.

02:17:58.000 But it is really easy to let that negativity...

02:18:01.000 And yes, hate, it is a real thing grow in you, especially in weeks like this.

02:18:06.000 But that also absolves you of accountability.

02:18:08.000 Because here's the thing.

02:18:09.000 It's always reversible.

02:18:11.000 And so when you just say this is the way it is, and you allow the anger to consume you, guess what?

02:18:17.000 You're no longer able to be productive.

02:18:19.000 So, it's not just a feel-good care bearer.

02:18:22.000 It actually can help you, being positive and becoming a better person.

02:18:25.000 Talk to you next week.

02:18:27.000 Thank you for watching.

02:18:40.000 Due to anti-authoritarian content in this video, it has been demonetized.

02:18:47.000 Let this be a lesson to you all!

Louder with Crowder - September 23, 2016

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