Louder with Crowder - #96 THE ELECTION IS RIGGED! Ben Shapiro and Colion Noir | Louder With Crowder

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00:01:35.000 Politics.

00:01:35.000 Civility.

00:01:36.000 How about honesty in this country, folks?

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00:02:18.000 I am your host, Stephen Crowder.

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00:02:33.000 We good?

00:02:34.000 We are good.

00:02:35.000 Good.

00:02:35.000 Right off the bat, big, huge, unbelievable show.

00:02:37.000 It is big.

00:02:38.000 Never heard anything like it.

00:02:39.000 Uh-huh.

00:02:40.000 Ben Shapiro will be coming on here on Segment 3 to talk about the debates last night, where he lines up what he thought, I guess the results will be the shake-up from that.

00:02:49.000 Collin Noir from the NRA. Yep.

00:02:51.000 To get away from all the debate talk a little bit, that's all we're going to be hearing about in the next 48 hours, so he will talk about...

00:02:58.000 Second Amendment, firearm issues, smart guy, good-looking chap.

00:03:01.000 And then, of course, Courtney Kirchhoff.

00:03:03.000 Our own.

00:03:04.000 Toward the end.

00:03:04.000 Speaking of good-looking.

00:03:05.000 To talk about her position on Trump.

00:03:08.000 She's not a huge fan, but she's on the fence.

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00:03:25.000 We don't want to leave the show. 0.91

00:03:27.000 Oh, we'll also have top five films you couldn't make in 2016 later in the show.

00:03:30.000 We have that all assembled.

00:03:31.000 Pretty excited about it. 0.55

00:03:32.000 Guests, send me your tweets at scrowder or send your filthy pictures to at notgayjared. 0.89

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00:03:39.000 And we'll read them off later on.

00:03:41.000 Top five movies you couldn't make.

00:03:42.000 I think some ones you can predict and some that you may not be able to predict.

00:03:45.000 You know what you don't realize is you tell people to send me these pictures, and they don't just disappear after the week and just start with the new ones.

00:03:50.000 They just accumulate.

00:03:50.000 So I'm still getting clown pictures.

00:03:52.000 I'm still getting naked Lynn and Dunham pictures. 0.94

00:03:53.000 I know.

00:03:54.000 All these things.

00:03:54.000 They just accumulate every week.

00:03:55.000 I get more and more.

00:03:56.000 That's all your inbox is.

00:03:57.000 That's all it is.

00:03:58.000 I can't...

00:03:58.000 I'm just going to have to leave Twitter.

00:04:02.000 We're going to go South Park and everyone just leave.

00:04:04.000 Just leave?

00:04:04.000 Just.

00:04:05.000 Just leave.

00:04:06.000 Just being triggered.

00:04:07.000 So we did a live stream of the debates last night.

00:04:09.000 Many, many, many, many, many thousands of people tuned in.

00:04:12.000 Thank God the last debate.

00:04:13.000 Thank God.

00:04:14.000 I don't know about you.

00:04:15.000 I just have election exhaustion.

00:04:16.000 Yes.

00:04:17.000 Both not good.

00:04:18.000 Jared and I are a little tired today because it went late.

00:04:19.000 We had to edit it, process the video, get it up.

00:04:22.000 It's like the CW sitcom that should have been canceled three seasons ago.

00:04:25.000 That's all CW sitcoms.

00:04:26.000 Yes.

00:04:27.000 Pretty much.

00:04:29.000 Um...

00:04:30.000 So we have a few clips on the fallout.

00:04:31.000 We talked about it going into it.

00:04:33.000 We provided some commentary.

00:04:34.000 You can consider me Nostradamus.

00:04:36.000 Look at what I talked about beforehand.

00:04:37.000 It's pretty much what we saw in the fallout.

00:04:39.000 We called this one for Donald Trump.

00:04:41.000 Not by a huge margin.

00:04:43.000 But as I said, I thought it was his best performance.

00:04:45.000 Not a game changer, you would say.

00:04:47.000 I don't know that it's a game changer yet.

00:04:49.000 Yet.

00:04:50.000 And what's important is, you know, we said the first one was Hillary Clinton blowout.

00:04:53.000 Second one, maybe Trump by a hair, which was always reflected in the scientific polls afterward.

00:05:00.000 This one, we said probably Trump more than any other debate, but not by as big a margin as the first one.

00:05:05.000 And the polls, the scientific polls, not online polls, seem to reflect that they're kind of split.

00:05:11.000 But there are quite a few that see Trump winning, quite a few that saw Hillary winning.

00:05:13.000 I will say this, for the first time, we saw Hillary not look presidential. 0.90

00:05:18.000 In the sense that she looked flustered.

00:05:20.000 She got personal.

00:05:20.000 She was reading.

00:05:22.000 She had snot dripping from her reptilian blood underneath her human suit. 0.99

00:05:27.000 It was disgusting. 0.98

00:05:28.000 It really was. 0.85

00:05:29.000 It was. 0.94

00:05:29.000 Sick. 0.94

00:05:30.000 Sick thing to do.

00:05:31.000 What clips do we have?

00:05:32.000 Okay.

00:05:32.000 So we do have some clips.

00:05:33.000 Here's something important with the fallout here.

00:05:35.000 We'll just rapid fire through these. 0.61

00:05:37.000 Megyn Kelly, who people hated because she wasn't pro-Trump, but now she's the darling of the Trump supporters because she went after Donna Brazile, We're good to go.

00:06:05.000 She can't speak English very well.

00:06:06.000 Let's roll to play.

00:06:27.000 Wording of a question asked at the March 13th CNN TV1 Town Hall debate.

00:06:33.000 Where did you get it?

00:06:34.000 You know, as a Christian woman, I understand persecution, but I will not sit here and be persecuted because your information is totally false.

00:06:42.000 I'm getting it from Podesta's email.

00:06:44.000 Well, Podesta's emails were stolen.

00:06:48.000 You're so interested in talking about stolen.

00:06:50.000 So you deny it.

00:06:51.000 You're like a thief that wanted to bring into the night the things that you found that was in his gutter.

00:06:57.000 I'm not.

00:06:57.000 Let me just tell you what I said.

00:06:58.000 That got into nonsensical.

00:07:00.000 It got into Bill Cosby territory.

00:07:01.000 It was just bad.

00:07:02.000 And he got to present the emails and see for stealing the night with the gutter and the printer.

00:07:07.000 He got to die in Brazil with the bank of Kelly with the bank of Kelly and run against some coffee.

00:07:14.000 It was so bad and so nonsensical.

00:07:18.000 She never denied the authenticity.

00:07:20.000 Here's the deal.

00:07:21.000 Nobody doubts that the WikiLeaks are authentic.

00:07:25.000 You have people like Marco Rubio who've said, listen, Republicans stop making an issue because they could have been hacked by a foreign government.

00:07:30.000 And that's bad.

00:07:31.000 But she did not make them look... 0.78

00:07:33.000 Better in the favor of Hillary. 1.00

00:07:35.000 She just kind of looked like Al Sharpton trying to read a teleprompter.

00:07:38.000 She did look very much like Al Sharpton trying to read a teleprompter.

00:07:40.000 So here's one thing I do think before this debate we talked about.

00:07:43.000 This has absolutely shown the media being just in the pocket of Hillary Clinton.

00:07:48.000 I think there's a silver lining here no matter what happens.

00:07:51.000 People are seeing this.

00:07:52.000 Even I've talked with my liberal friends.

00:07:53.000 They're going, yeah, come on.

00:07:54.000 This is really obvious here.

00:07:56.000 You just look at the revolving door of DNC, either surrogates or strategists or Chair, men, women, people, Zs, we don't want to misgender them, constantly going in and out of NBC and Donna, Brazil.

00:08:09.000 It's so clear at this point.

00:08:12.000 It is clear, and I think we've talked about how Trump has painted an easy target on his back, forward levels.

00:08:17.000 That said, I think it would be just as bad, probably, no matter who is running against Hillary. 0.97

00:08:20.000 I think they would push any other candidate.

00:08:22.000 They would push it as badly, but they wouldn't have as much ammo.

00:08:24.000 They wouldn't push any other candidate more than Hillary.

00:08:26.000 Yeah.

00:08:26.000 And, you know, listen, the one thing, too, in the WikiLeaks we've talked about, they wanted to run against Donald Trump.

00:08:31.000 They did prop him up.

00:08:32.000 They thought he was their best shot.

00:08:33.000 They could have been wrong, but the Hillary campaign was entirely dependent on running against Donald Trump. 1.00

00:08:39.000 And that's why the media wanted him, because they were prepped for him.

00:08:42.000 Mm-hmm.

00:08:43.000 Not even necessarily that he's the weakest candidate.

00:08:45.000 I'm not saying that they thought so, but they certainly were more prepared for Donald Trump.

00:08:49.000 They made some phone calls and said, all right, we've got some surprises we can drop.

00:08:53.000 What other clips do we have?

00:08:54.000 We have the old rag at the debate herself. 1.00

00:08:57.000 At the debate.

00:08:57.000 This was so great.

00:08:58.000 To me, the big standout where Nat Gajar and I were just laughing so hard was the issue of firearms.

00:09:05.000 And speaking of nonsensical, all right, Hillary Clinton. 1.00

00:09:08.000 Clinton, were you extremely upset?

00:09:10.000 Well, I was upset because, unfortunately, dozens of toddlers injure themselves, even kill people with guns, because, unfortunately, not everyone who has loaded guns in their homes...

00:09:24.000 That's enough.

00:09:25.000 We don't even know anywhere else.

00:09:26.000 Once you're toddlers, dozens of toddlers...

00:09:28.000 Dozens!

00:09:29.000 Dozens!

00:09:30.000 First off, toddlers with guns?

00:09:31.000 Like, she's making it sound like it's an epidemic.

00:09:33.000 Listen, no one's belittling if a kid gets in a dad's gun safe.

00:09:36.000 That's bad.

00:09:36.000 It's funny she uses the word dozens, because I use that to insult people.

00:09:39.000 Like, man, Stephen had a huge turnout throughout the night.

00:09:42.000 There were dozens of fans.

00:09:43.000 Right, exactly.

00:09:44.000 Dozens is like, you use that to belittle a number.

00:09:47.000 But it's just...

00:09:47.000 You know what kills more people in the United States?

00:09:50.000 What's that?

00:09:50.000 Coconuts.

00:09:51.000 Oh, there we go.

00:09:52.000 150 deaths annually with the coconuts.

00:09:54.000 I've got it up on the screen.

00:09:56.000 Mosquitoes.

00:09:57.000 College football.

00:09:58.000 Champagne corks.

00:10:00.000 So, they want you to think that some little four-year-old in the propeller cap is walking around with an AK. You know, Hillary Clinton, because they missed the thumbprint in the gun safe. 0.99

00:10:11.000 And she lost a lot of ground there, I think.

00:10:13.000 I think Trump was smart to go after the Second Amendment issue. 0.56

00:10:15.000 I think a lot of people, that's where Democrats will break ranks.

00:10:18.000 It was so bad.

00:10:20.000 We have to rattle through these clips because we want to get off the debates.

00:10:23.000 We'll be talking about it with Ben Shapiro, but I know this is just dominating the news cycle, dominating the news cycle.

00:10:28.000 Go watch our live stream last night.

00:10:30.000 Final one, Hillary Clinton was avoiding afterward in her plane. 1.00

00:10:35.000 She was answering questions.

00:10:36.000 She was all smiles because they had her on her Percocet. 0.78

00:10:38.000 And then the questions came up regarding WikiLeaks and the James O'Keefe videos, which I highly recommend you watch.

00:10:45.000 Lotterwithcrowder.com.

00:10:46.000 We ran them.

00:10:47.000 And, well, she wasn't as tolerant.

00:10:49.000 Worried about violence or...

00:10:52.000 If they are found to have...

00:10:54.000 You know, I know nothing about this.

00:10:56.000 I'm not, you know, I can't deal with every one of his conspiracy theories.

00:10:59.000 But I hope you all have something to eat and something to drink on the way back to New York.

00:11:04.000 Thank you.

00:11:06.000 And she's trapped on a plane with him.

00:11:08.000 She's trapped on a plane with him.

00:11:09.000 That's just so awkward.

00:11:11.000 It really is.

00:11:12.000 She has nowhere to go.

00:11:14.000 Nowhere to go.

00:11:15.000 But we know she wants to get some drinks herself. 1.00

00:11:17.000 So it is, it is, um, the James O'Keefe situation.

00:11:21.000 Here's what I will say.

00:11:23.000 And Donald Trump slipped here.

00:11:26.000 Like we said, hombres, bad hombres, they turned that into a meme.

00:11:29.000 And when he said he may or may not accept the outcome of the election, as a matter of fact, that is worse than anything actually directly relating to what he said in the debate.

00:11:39.000 That is worse than even if he'd have had a terrible performance in the debate because that's the fallout.

00:11:44.000 And it doesn't bode well with people who aren't already voting for him.

00:11:48.000 Yeah.

00:11:48.000 I will say this about Donald Trump last night.

00:11:50.000 My wife, who is not a fan at all, said this is the first time hearing him where I do feel like I'll vote for him.

00:11:56.000 And a big thing with that was because of the abortion issue.

00:11:59.000 Hillary Clinton was up there willfully saying, gleefully saying, I will support pretty much abortion up until the time of birth. 0.99

00:12:06.000 And Donald Trump did promise, he said, I will appoint Supreme Court justices who will be pro-life, who will at least toss this back to the states.

00:12:16.000 And my wife said, okay, that's a strong enough contrast there.

00:12:20.000 There isn't a strong enough contrast fiscally on a lot of issues, but for a lot of Christians out there, you have to understand, Donald Trump hasn't been above that 42% ceiling, 43 on a good day with Republicans.

00:12:30.000 So he needs that Christian conservative vote, and I think he may be...

00:12:35.000 Made some inroads there last night, but I don't think he made some inroads with the newer voters that he needs.

00:12:41.000 And people are going to get mad that I'm even saying that.

00:12:43.000 There are fewer and fewer undecided people going into election, and Donald Trump needs to appeal to them somewhat if he's going to win.

00:12:50.000 His base isn't enough.

00:12:52.000 So do you think last night will change that?

00:12:56.000 I don't...

00:12:58.000 I don't think it'll be enough because I think they're still a part of Christians. 1.00

00:13:01.000 I think we've seen too much inconsistency on that.

00:13:04.000 I don't think it was enough to be like, oh, wow, he was really passionate about that.

00:13:07.000 I don't think people believe him yet on it.

00:13:10.000 I think he could make the right decisions even if he doesn't believe it himself.

00:13:13.000 But I think, you know, for people, that's an issue for, I don't know.

00:13:16.000 I think you're probably right.

00:13:17.000 Speaking of which, we're going to talk about some demographics here when we come back.

00:13:20.000 Cold, hard numbers.

00:13:21.000 Stay tuned.

00:13:22.000 Hey, Jared, what are you doing? 0.97

00:13:35.000 Shooting bad guys. 0.73

00:13:36.000 With what? 0.60

00:13:37.000 By AR-15.

00:13:38.000 Where'd you get it?

00:13:39.000 AR-15.com.

00:13:40.000 Enunciate it more clearly so our audience can hear.

00:13:43.000 AR-15.com.

00:13:45.000 That's better.

00:13:46.000 They sell guns now?

00:13:47.000 Yeah, they do.

00:13:48.000 Are they any good?

00:13:49.000 They're the best.

00:13:50.000 Where from?

00:13:51.000 AR-15.com.

00:13:52.000 Kapoor!

00:13:53.000 You really make that sound?

00:13:55.000 They don't have the budget for sound effects.

00:13:57.000 Kaboom! 0.99

00:13:58.000 Kaboom! 0.99

00:13:58.000 Oh, there's another one! 0.99

00:14:00.000 Kaboom! 0.99

00:14:00.000 You got him! 0.99

00:14:02.000 With what?

00:14:02.000 By AR-15!

00:14:03.000 From where?

00:14:04.000 AR-15.com.

00:14:05.000 Hey, how do you know they're bad guys?

00:14:07.000 They're reds and burkas. 1.00

00:14:08.000 Kaboom! 0.99

00:14:09.000 That's racist!

00:14:42.000 Glad to be back.

00:14:46.000 Ben Shapiro coming up after this break.

00:14:48.000 Yes, indeed.

00:14:49.000 We have a couple issues.

00:14:49.000 We're not going to be talking about the lawn signs until a little later, right?

00:14:52.000 A little later.

00:14:52.000 Okay.

00:14:53.000 We do have some insight.

00:14:53.000 I did some scientific testing with my wife, driving and noticing some trends with election lawn signs.

00:14:59.000 I haven't seen a lot of people talking about it.

00:15:02.000 Hopefully Gallup will call me up because I'm doing their work for them.

00:15:06.000 You know what we didn't talk about yet was our very good friend Leo DiCaprio.

00:15:12.000 Leonardo DiCaprio.

00:15:13.000 Oh, Leonardo DiCaprio.

00:15:13.000 They're doing a Captain Planet film.

00:15:15.000 Isn't that just the worst and most expected thing ever?

00:15:17.000 Oh, gosh.

00:15:18.000 I hate Captain...

00:15:18.000 You know what's so bad about Captain Planet?

00:15:20.000 So Captain Planet, for those of you who don't remember, was this indoctrination program.

00:15:25.000 This propaganda factory designed...

00:15:26.000 Like, the evil villain was the Texas oil man, and Captain Planet...

00:15:29.000 That cartoon.

00:15:30.000 Yeah, and Captain Planet was just this...

00:15:34.000 This fruitcake with a green mullet and tights and he would, you know, I don't know.

00:15:38.000 He'd fight them with the power.

00:15:39.000 There was all these earth, wind, fire, heart.

00:15:41.000 I don't know if it was a superhero or a folk band.

00:15:44.000 It was so bad.

00:15:45.000 And here's why I hate Captain Planet so much.

00:15:47.000 My mom got me a parka.

00:15:48.000 We were raised in Montreal.

00:15:49.000 You'd get negative 40 weeks.

00:15:51.000 Yeah.

00:15:52.000 And she got me a parka and it had fur trim.

00:15:55.000 And they used to do these PSAs in Captain Planet.

00:15:57.000 And it would say, don't wear fur and talk about how cruel it was.

00:16:01.000 And so I was like, Mom, I won't wear that.

00:16:02.000 She's like, I bought you this parka.

00:16:04.000 It's a nice, down, whatever it was, parka that's going to keep you warm.

00:16:08.000 I said, I won't wear that.

00:16:09.000 Captain Planet says, don't wear fur.

00:16:10.000 I was like, it's not real fur.

00:16:12.000 I wouldn't hear it.

00:16:14.000 So my mom, in an act of defiance, took the clippers and shaved the fur off the parka. 0.90

00:16:20.000 With a very poor job, I think she did deliberately.

00:16:22.000 It's like, you know, chunks coming out, like Demi Moore at the first part of her G.I.G. and hair.

00:16:26.000 Captain Planet made you a prick. 0.54

00:16:28.000 And then I had to go to school in this parka with this little, like, it was so patchy it looked like Mark Wahlberg's beard. 0.92

00:16:35.000 The little, just the parka.

00:16:36.000 And so Captain Planet really, he put me in some hot water.

00:16:39.000 I wasn't allowed to watch it.

00:16:40.000 My parents were like, nope.

00:16:41.000 Nope.

00:16:42.000 Nope.

00:16:42.000 No Captain Planet or Fern Gully in this house.

00:16:44.000 So Leonardo DiCaprio, what does he have?

00:16:46.000 I had to grow up with Arthur instead, thanks.

00:16:48.000 Yeah, Arthur.

00:16:49.000 Anyway, okay, let me talk about something here.

00:16:51.000 One thing that I think is important.

00:16:53.000 Regarding this election, people talk about demographics and you hear like the Ann Coulters go out there and say, you know, oh, we'll just just write off this.

00:16:59.000 You know, we're never going to win Latinos. 1.00

00:17:00.000 It's just an entire voting base for Democrats.

00:17:02.000 We're never going to win over that vote.

00:17:04.000 We're never going to win over the black vote. 1.00

00:17:06.000 You know, so just let's stop trying to pander and just do the middle aged white male thing.

00:17:11.000 Here's something that I think a lot of people miss, and I have the numbers here.

00:17:15.000 Republicans and Donald Trump, they don't need to win the Latino vote.

00:17:18.000 They don't need to win, for example, the black vote. 0.86

00:17:20.000 They don't even need to win the millennial vote.

00:17:21.000 They just need to mitigate their losses to like a two-to-one margin.

00:17:26.000 So I have these here.

00:17:27.000 Not good yet.

00:17:28.000 You can bring this up.

00:17:29.000 You know what?

00:17:30.000 This is boring, but yeah, bring it up real quick so people can see it.

00:17:33.000 There we go.

00:17:34.000 I have millennials.

00:17:36.000 All right, take it down because I have to go to my private email here.

00:17:38.000 Don't want to be Hillary Clinton. 0.91

00:17:39.000 Smart C. For classified.

00:17:41.000 Mind out of the gutter.

00:17:43.000 So, we have the numbers on millennials.

00:17:45.000 Let me give you an idea.

00:17:46.000 Under 30 right now.

00:17:47.000 This is from The Economist.

00:17:49.000 We have Quinnipiniak.

00:17:50.000 Under 30, really under 34.

00:17:53.000 54% favor Hillary Clinton.

00:17:55.000 Donald Trump, 16.

00:17:56.000 16 Gary Johnson.

00:18:00.000 Hispanics, 25% voting Donald Trump.

00:18:02.000 As a matter of fact, I've seen numbers that have said 28% of Latinos supported Romney, and it could be as low as 12% supporting Trump.

00:18:10.000 So a lot of people throw this out, saying it's enough to just get the base, and you need that base, but here's the deal.

00:18:15.000 You don't need to win Latinos. 1.00

00:18:18.000 You just need to get it to, let's say, 35%.

00:18:20.000 If you just mitigated the losses, if Donald Trump just mitigated the losses with millennials, or Republicans, but specifically Donald Trump, he's doing worse than any Republican with all these demos, 16% of anyone under 34 right now is supporting Trump versus Hillary.

00:18:35.000 If you could just get that number with millennials to 35%, anyone under 34, guess what?

00:18:43.000 Republicans never lose an election again.

00:18:45.000 You don't need to win it.

00:18:46.000 You don't need a 51%. 0.97

00:18:48.000 Just get your losses with people under the age of 34, any people under the age of 34, to 30%.

00:18:54.000 Call it 40.

00:18:56.000 With Latinos, they make about 10% of the electorate voting.

00:18:59.000 So this idea of people saying, you know, oh, these illegal immigrants are going to come in, it's going to change everything.

00:19:03.000 10% of the electorate, Latinos, okay? 0.64

00:19:06.000 At best, 28% of them voting Republican.

00:19:09.000 Possibly as low as 12% for Donald Trump.

00:19:11.000 You don't need to win them.

00:19:12.000 You just need to get 35% of Latinos. 1.00

00:19:16.000 40% of Latinos. 0.88

00:19:17.000 Let's say the black vote. 0.61

00:19:18.000 Could you get 15?

00:19:20.000 If you do that and nothing else changes with the base, Republicans would never lose an election again.

00:19:26.000 I'm not saying you need 60% or 70%.

00:19:28.000 Again, can we do as well as 30% of people under the age of 35?

00:19:33.000 And what bothers me is people going out there pandering for ratings right now saying, well, you're never going to win these demos, so why try?

00:19:39.000 You don't need to.

00:19:40.000 You just need to not suck so badly that anyone under the age of buying a catheter, demographic, could see themselves pulling the lever for you. 0.98

00:19:50.000 Right now, that's 16%. 0.98

00:19:52.000 So this is important for people to know.

00:19:54.000 We always, a lot of the time, there is, it's on the left, but the right places came too, racial identity politics.

00:19:59.000 They made it about brown and black.

00:20:01.000 Well, let's even talk about age.

00:20:03.000 That's the biggest problem that Republicans are facing right now.

00:20:06.000 And if you look at the number, how much more of them support someone like a Gary Johnson, it can be as high as 19% from Quinnipiac, or it's as high as 16% with the Economist YouGov poll.

00:20:16.000 That's way higher than the national average, which is under 10%.

00:20:19.000 So that shows you there are a lot more independents, a lot more young people who are still willing to vote Libertarian, who probably, if you gave them just enough reason, could become a Republican.

00:20:27.000 More than 16%.

00:20:29.000 By the way, it's not much better even if you go under the age of 44.

00:20:32.000 It's still under 30%, depending on which stats you use.

00:20:35.000 So this is something I don't want you to be led by the nose with people who are lying, saying you're never going to win this demographic, you're never going to win the black vote.

00:20:43.000 Well, no one expects to.

00:20:44.000 You're never going to win the Latino vote. 1.00

00:20:46.000 Well, no one expects to.

00:20:47.000 Just don't lose it by a 5-1, 4-1, 3-1 margin.

00:20:51.000 Lose it, just lose it slightly more competitively.

00:20:55.000 What's that?

00:20:55.000 What are you doing here?

00:20:56.000 I'm not talking to you.

00:20:57.000 Oh, we have Ben on the line?

00:20:58.000 Yep.

00:20:59.000 Well, Ben will probably know a lot about that.

00:21:01.000 He's an intelligent good Jewish boy, the Ben Shapiro.

00:21:05.000 So we'll talk about him after the break, though.

00:21:07.000 But talking with him after the break, this is one thing that just frustrates me to no end.

00:21:12.000 And I get emails about it all the time.

00:21:15.000 It really is, this is all you need.

00:21:19.000 You just need a little more than 16% with anyone under the age of 40.

00:21:23.000 Let's call it 30.

00:21:24.000 Let's set some goals and not expect failure for the Republican Party, for conservatives.

00:21:29.000 Let's just not expect, well, we can never do better than 20% with anyone under the age of 35.

00:21:34.000 Let's go back to Fox News and sell gold bond ball powder.

00:21:38.000 Seriously.

00:21:39.000 Let's go sell some self-lubricating pocket catheters because we know we'll only get the over 60 baby boomer white demographic. 1.00

00:21:46.000 What about with women?

00:21:48.000 Just get 40% of women. 1.00

00:21:51.000 So there's this doom and gloom that people, and they play this trick where they say...

00:21:55.000 We'll never win.

00:21:57.000 No one is expecting to. 0.70

00:21:58.000 You can do well enough with the base you have, and just not sucking unbelievably with the others.

00:22:04.000 Ben Shapiro, after the break, talking about the debate. 0.94

00:22:06.000 Stay tuned or you're anti-Semitic.

00:22:08.000 You know it.

00:22:08.000 And now it's time for Bad Umber!

00:22:23.000 Bad Umber! 0.74

00:22:24.000 Live!

00:22:24.000 Wee!

00:22:25.000 Wee! 0.99

00:22:25.000 you Bye. 0.99

00:22:26.000 Thank you.

00:22:29.000 Okay, that'll be $12.50, and there's your change.

00:22:32.000 Thank you, sir.

00:22:33.000 Have a great day.

00:22:35.000 Okay, put your hands in the sky!

00:22:37.000 Oh my god, what's happening?

00:22:40.000 We just crossed the border.

00:22:42.000 That's right. 1.00

00:22:43.000 And we are here to take your job and rape your women. 1.00

00:22:46.000 That is just horrendous. 1.00

00:22:48.000 I don't understand.

00:22:50.000 I've done nothing to you.

00:22:52.000 I'm sorry this is what we do.

00:22:54.000 That's right.

00:22:55.000 Just make sure we are only taking your money.

00:22:58.000 And I'm grabbing your money.

00:22:59.000 What's up?

00:23:00.000 Buy my what?

00:23:01.000 Okay, the money in the bag with the pesos.

00:23:03.000 Okay, hold on.

00:23:04.000 It's okay.

00:23:05.000 Just be calm. 0.96

00:23:06.000 You really are some bad hombres. 0.94

00:23:09.000 Hey, hey, hey! 0.97

00:23:10.000 I don't know me for that.

00:23:11.000 I can't believe you.

00:23:12.000 What?

00:23:13.000 I mean, that's so fancy.

00:23:15.000 You use a towel.

00:23:17.000 What's wrong with you?

00:23:18.000 People don't leave the border illegally to come here to become bad hombres.

00:23:22.000 I'm sorry.

00:23:23.000 I just have never been held up before.

00:23:24.000 That's super racist.

00:23:26.000 Yes.

00:23:26.000 I bet you wouldn't say that if we were the right guy.

00:23:29.000 Okay, you're right.

00:23:31.000 I probably wouldn't.

00:23:32.000 See, you have some weird growing up to do.

00:23:35.000 You need some searching, for sure.

00:23:37.000 Okay, I am so sorry.

00:23:38.000 Just take anything you want.

00:23:42.000 Anything you want.

00:23:42.000 I'm so sorry.

00:23:44.000 Okay, thank you.

00:23:45.000 Hashtag I'm with her.

00:23:46.000 Send you at the polls.

00:23:48.000 Okay.

00:23:50.000 I would have time.

00:23:51.000 And now for What's New with John Kasich.

00:24:01.000 Oh, just...

00:24:06.000 Hey, Allison, could you come into my office, please?

00:24:10.000 Yes, Governor Kasich?

00:24:11.000 Well, listen, I hate to complain, and of course I appreciate you bringing me lunch, but these enchiladas are the Verde.

00:24:24.000 Well, I ordered the Roja, the red sauce, and that's just my preference.

00:24:35.000 So, what do you...

00:24:37.000 Well, I know you don't want to make another run, but I really can't do the verdict.

00:24:44.000 Hi, Governor Kasich, a state representative is here to see you.

00:24:47.000 Oh, I've got sauce all over my hands.

00:24:50.000 Okay, just send him in.

00:24:53.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, help! 0.99

00:25:04.000 I told you to screen for this!

00:25:09.000 This has been What's New with John Kasich.

00:25:14.000 What's New with John Kasich

00:25:43.000 I don't know how we bring on him.

00:25:44.000 I don't know.

00:25:45.000 Because he's such a classy guest.

00:25:46.000 People on Twitter are going, he's screwed it up.

00:25:48.000 You can follow him on the Twitter, at Ben Shapiro.

00:25:51.000 His new novel is out.

00:25:53.000 First fiction novel, I believe, called True Allegiance.

00:25:56.000 Ben, am I right about that?

00:25:57.000 Ben Shapiro, am I right about that?

00:25:58.000 Is that your first fiction?

00:26:00.000 It is indeed.

00:26:01.000 Yeah.

00:26:01.000 So here we go.

00:26:02.000 Dude, you're a fantastic dancer. 0.97

00:26:04.000 That's all I can say.

00:26:05.000 I one day aspire to have those skills.

00:26:07.000 Yes.

00:26:07.000 Well, it takes years of practice.

00:26:09.000 We've been putting in the work.

00:26:11.000 It's like Hillary Clinton's debate prep. 1.00

00:26:12.000 We put in the hours, and I like to think they're paying off.

00:26:16.000 So Andrew Klavan now is doing nonfiction.

00:26:18.000 I'm in the middle of that book.

00:26:19.000 It's fantastic.

00:26:20.000 And you're doing fiction for the first time.

00:26:22.000 Real quick, what's it about?

00:26:23.000 Because most people, you know, they're not following you for that side of you.

00:26:27.000 Yeah, I mean, so the novel is about the collapse of the United States, just like every other novel these days.

00:26:33.000 But yeah, it's about what the U.S. would look like if we fell apart.

00:26:38.000 It's sort of two steps removed from reality, sort of taking the situation on the border, ratcheting it up a step.

00:26:43.000 What if drug cartels were making actual incursions across the border on a regular basis and the Texas governor decided to do something about it?

00:26:49.000 What if a race riot in a major city didn't just rage out of control, but the presidents of the United States decided to essentially reach a political settlement with the race rioters to have them run the government? 0.65

00:26:59.000 What would happen if there was a major terrorist attack simultaneously?

00:27:03.000 And then the hero, of course, is trying to stop all of this from going down.

00:27:06.000 The sort of purpose of writing this is fiction.

00:27:08.000 It was to reach out to some people who wouldn't read it as nonfiction, namely people who don't read nonfiction generally, but also to people on the left and in the center who want to read a good, fun story, or at least an exciting story.

00:27:22.000 Kind of like we were talking about, that only 16% of people under the age of 35 who will vote Republican.

00:27:28.000 So it seems like there's a wide spectrum there of people who could maybe be reached a little bit.

00:27:33.000 Yeah, I mean, that's the idea.

00:27:34.000 More people learned about capitalism from Ayn Rand than learned about capitalism from Milton Friedman.

00:27:38.000 So if you put the right kind of ideas in an exciting package, then people are more likely to listen to them, which is why, you know, you are such a wonderful host, and those dancing skills, I mean, that's really what it tells you.

00:27:51.000 Well, thank you.

00:27:52.000 And that's by design, and I appreciate seeing a professional notice, is it?

00:27:55.000 Okay, so Ben, debate last night.

00:27:59.000 You're going to get the hate mail regardless.

00:28:00.000 You don't seem to care about Donald Trump.

00:28:02.000 At this point, I mean, dude.

00:28:04.000 I was the number one target of anti-Semitism in the United States as a journalist this year.

00:28:08.000 You know, I'd like to thank God.

00:28:09.000 I'd like to thank my agent.

00:28:11.000 Triple, triple parentheses around both God and my agent.

00:28:14.000 But maybe you just don't have to be so Jew-y sometimes. 1.00

00:28:17.000 Yeah, you know, it's something I've tried hard to get out, but the shekels really just take control. 1.00

00:28:23.000 There's nothing I can do.

00:28:23.000 Hey, you know I know.

00:28:25.000 We meet every Secret Tuesday.

00:28:27.000 So, um...

00:28:28.000 Debate last night.

00:28:29.000 I thought it was Trump's best performance.

00:28:31.000 Do you think so?

00:28:33.000 And do you think it was enough?

00:28:34.000 Yeah.

00:28:34.000 I don't think it was enough because I think that he didn't move the ball forward.

00:28:37.000 I mean, he is down anywhere from 7 to 11 points in most of these polls.

00:28:41.000 That's a pretty large chunk of ground you've got to make up.

00:28:44.000 I think that he was throwing a lot of red meat to his base. 0.96

00:28:46.000 I thought that it was his best debate.

00:28:48.000 You have to hold Trump, you have to decide when you grade these people, you sort of have to decide which standard are you using for grading Trump.

00:28:53.000 Are you using an objective metric?

00:28:55.000 Like, as a human, how did he debate?

00:28:57.000 Or are you using the Trump metric, as in, As a third grader, how did he debate?

00:29:02.000 And as a third grader, he did fantastic.

00:29:03.000 I mean, according to Trump's normal standards, he strung together various sentences of more than three words.

00:29:09.000 He was capable of attacking Hillary in short bursts.

00:29:12.000 He couldn't sustain any attacks.

00:29:13.000 I get it. 1.00

00:29:14.000 He can be an arrogant prick, Ben Shapiro. 0.99

00:29:16.000 It's very funny. 0.99

00:29:18.000 But if I were on the left, I would despise you.

00:29:23.000 Continue.

00:29:24.000 The problem, honestly, the problem for me is that you look at how vulnerable Hillary was. 0.97

00:29:29.000 And Chris Wallace did a significantly better job of tearing Hillary apart in 10-word increments than Trump did all night. 0.91

00:29:35.000 I mean, his questions were basically straightforward questions that Hillary clearly couldn't answer.

00:29:39.000 And if Trump had been capable of really pressing forward the attack as opposed to...

00:29:43.000 speaking in political shorthand, he sort of assumes people know things when they go into debate.

00:29:46.000 They know sort of the headlines.

00:29:48.000 So he says things like, if you watch the clips, the clips show that they were planning violence at my rallies.

00:29:52.000 What are the clips?

00:29:54.000 Who said what?

00:29:55.000 And I actually said that was a misstep because you're actually giving him more credit.

00:29:58.000 It's not they, he said her, that she was planning violence.

00:30:01.000 And I, you know, the James O'Keefe stuff is very damning.

00:30:03.000 We've covered it.

00:30:04.000 It's important, but it is a stretch to say this comes directly from Hillary Clinton.

00:30:08.000 And like I said, when we were watching, I'm like, ah, the fact checkers are going to say, no, it's not.

00:30:11.000 And sure enough, that's what they're saying.

00:30:13.000 Yeah.

00:30:13.000 And, and I think that that's, that's right.

00:30:15.000 He, Even on his attacks, about 33,000 deleted emails, it would behoove him for, you know, a minute and a half to just lay out what happened here.

00:30:22.000 She set up a private server several days in advance for becoming Secretary of State.

00:30:26.000 She was doing that specifically in order to shield information from being discoverable in FOIA requests.

00:30:31.000 And then when she was subpoenaed, she deleted all of these emails and then claimed that she hadn't, that she turned over everything relevant and that it was all yoga emails, right?

00:30:38.000 Just explain it in two sentences and So that people know what you're talking about.

00:30:41.000 Because otherwise he just says things like, 33,000 emails.

00:30:44.000 Deleted.

00:30:45.000 Bad.

00:30:46.000 Wait, I delete emails all the time.

00:30:49.000 Like, if you're somebody who doesn't follow this stuff closely, it doesn't sound that bad to me.

00:30:52.000 Like, we all delete emails.

00:30:54.000 So it would have helped to do that.

00:30:57.000 It's frustrating for me as somebody who really takes part in a lot of debates.

00:31:01.000 It's very frustrating to me to watch these debates and even stuff where I think he did okay know how much further he could have gone.

00:31:08.000 So for example, on the abortion question.

00:31:10.000 So Hillary Clinton gets hit with the partial birth abortion question. 0.99

00:31:13.000 This is the best opportunity a Republican has had since Roe v.

00:31:16.000 Wade in a major media setting to explain the evils of abortion. 0.99

00:31:21.000 It is, because partial birth abortion is so egregious and it's so disgusting and it's so terrible, and no Democrat has ever been asked about partial birth abortion in a major debate like this.

00:31:29.000 And Hillary's asked about it, and Hillary gives her normal woman's right to choose answer, and Trump says, you ripped the baby out of the womb. 0.93

00:31:35.000 And then he just keeps repeating that phrase, ripped the baby out of the womb.

00:31:38.000 Well, did you kill the baby?

00:31:39.000 Like, what happened to the baby?

00:31:40.000 I mean, like, you have to...

00:31:42.000 And then when she comes back and says- Well, the baby became a toddler carrying around an AR-15, according to Hillary Clinton.

00:31:47.000 And you or I, I mean, you don't have to be people who are professionals at this to say, okay, Hillary, you say that I'm misdescribing the procedures.

00:31:47.000 Right, exactly.

00:31:55.000 Let me describe in detail the procedure.

00:31:56.000 And this is going to get very ugly and graphic because abortion is an ugly graphic process and it is the killing of a human being.

00:32:03.000 Especially with Super Bowl ratings, as Trump has bragged about.

00:32:05.000 You know, you've got, what, seven...

00:32:06.000 I don't know what the numbers were.

00:32:07.000 It was like 70 million people last night.

00:32:09.000 68 million people.

00:32:10.000 Yeah.

00:32:10.000 You can educate almost a third of the country on what partial birth abortion is.

00:32:14.000 I do think, though, my wife was talking about this.

00:32:17.000 She's going, you know what, I might vote for him after that because she was so adamant about, basically, abortion up until the moment of birth. 0.52

00:32:23.000 Yeah.

00:32:24.000 And Trump did promise, looked on the camera, said, I will only appoint Supreme Court justices who will be pro-life.

00:32:29.000 And my wife said, that is enough of a contrast for it to matter for me.

00:32:29.000 life.

00:32:34.000 And so I wonder if that gets him above that 43 ceiling with the Republicans who he's had a hard time with outside of the middle ground.

00:32:40.000 I think that Trump's goal now is not really to win the election.

00:32:43.000 I think that Trump's goal is to shore up the base because his plans are beyond the election at this point.

00:32:48.000 He's not making moves to win the election.

00:32:49.000 He doesn't have a ground game.

00:32:51.000 He's kind of throwing out arguments that are eaten up by people who have a predilection already toward liking him and are sort of on the fence about him. 0.86

00:33:01.000 Listen, every time I watch Hillary Clinton talk, I have the thought, should I vote for Donald Trump because she's so horrible and evil? 0.91

00:33:08.000 And I suppose that that promise that he made to appoint pro-life justices would matter more to me if I actually believed him and thought that he wasn't a pathological liar. 0.53

00:33:16.000 But again, the question is, what is he doing now and what is his strategy designed to be?

00:33:22.000 And for the past several weeks when he's talking about the rigged stuff, I mean, where he really blew himself up, obviously, was on that rigged election question because he just gave the media a week's worth of notice.

00:33:30.000 I mean, he just gave them a week's worth of headlines to talk about how he's leading a violent revolution, which is nonsense.

00:33:35.000 The only violence in politics is coming from the left.

00:33:37.000 Sorry, I'm not paying attention to you.

00:33:40.000 You two might be screwing with our feed.

00:33:41.000 Do we have it back up now, KJ? I should be back up now.

00:33:43.000 Okay, sorry about that, Ben.

00:33:44.000 They've been doing this lately.

00:33:45.000 It's either Comcast or YouTube.

00:33:48.000 Call your Jewish New World Order people. 1.00

00:33:51.000 They can fix it for us.

00:33:52.000 I'm going to have to go full Alex Jones.

00:33:54.000 I can't believe it!

00:33:55.000 Oh my god!

00:33:56.000 Why are you doing this? 0.98

00:33:57.000 Well, don't make the frogs gay. 0.88

00:33:59.000 Making the frogs gay! 0.99

00:34:01.000 We're back up, not gay, Jared? 1.00

00:34:03.000 We're back up.

00:34:03.000 Okay, we're back up.

00:34:04.000 Sorry about that.

00:34:05.000 Okay, you're right about that.

00:34:06.000 I do want to go to one thing here.

00:34:08.000 I don't think the polls are rigged.

00:34:10.000 I think the polls can be wrong.

00:34:11.000 I do think some of them, like the NBC poll, I do think they're oversampling Democrats.

00:34:14.000 Do you think that that is widespread, that they're oversampling Democrats to try and use the polls as propaganda?

00:34:20.000 Do you think there's any...

00:34:21.000 Okay, why not?

00:34:22.000 And the reason I don't think that's widespread is because you're seeing...

00:34:25.000 Similar results coming out of anywhere from 10 to 12 polling companies and these people are in competition with each other.

00:34:30.000 I mean, the whole goal is to be the most accurate when Election Day comes because then you get all the credit and people continue to hire you for your polls.

00:34:37.000 So, you know, I don't think that there's a giant conspiracy to oversample Democrats.

00:34:41.000 I think that, if anything, people are going to be kind of surprised on Election Day because I think that Donald Trump is actually going to show under where he's showing in the polls because Mitt Romney did, right?

00:34:49.000 Mitt Romney showed a couple of points under where he was showing in the polls at the very end because his ground game wasn't as good as Obama's.

00:34:55.000 The gap between Hillary Clinton's ground game and Donald Trump's ground game is much wider than the gap between Obama's ground game and Romney's was in 2012.

00:35:00.000 Do you think there's some truth?

00:35:01.000 For example, not Gay Jared is going to vote Donald Trump. 0.84

00:35:03.000 He's not a fan, but he's like, I just...

00:35:05.000 Yeah, yeah, that's...

00:35:05.000 Again, I've said this entire election cycle, if you vote Trump to stop Hillary, I totally understand.

00:35:10.000 Right.

00:35:10.000 Yeah, and I may do that.

00:35:12.000 I was really looking for him on the gun issue.

00:35:14.000 It was a missed opportunity.

00:35:15.000 But my point is this.

00:35:16.000 Jared, if he were polled, probably would have said, no, I'm probably not voting Trump, but now he is.

00:35:21.000 Do you think there is some of that, that sort of secret Trump voter or people who aren't quite sure?

00:35:27.000 Do you think he...

00:35:28.000 Do you think there's a possibility?

00:35:29.000 Maybe.

00:35:29.000 I mean, a little bit.

00:35:30.000 But again, we didn't see that during the primaries, right?

00:35:33.000 I mean, the primary polls were basically spot on.

00:35:35.000 So I don't think there's a broad swath of Americans who are telling pollsters, no, I'm not voting for Trump.

00:35:41.000 Then they're going to go secretly vote for Trump.

00:35:42.000 I mean, that's happened.

00:35:44.000 It's called the Bradley effect because it's happened like once, right?

00:35:46.000 It was named after a guy, right?

00:35:48.000 So the idea that it happens all the time.

00:35:51.000 It happened with Brexit.

00:35:53.000 Yeah, well, so Brexit, it was running dead even in the polls right up until the end, and then it ended up winning by four.

00:35:59.000 Right.

00:36:00.000 Well, the main polls had it the other way by four.

00:36:03.000 Well, right.

00:36:04.000 There were polls that were up and there were polls that were down, and there were polls that were right in the center.

00:36:08.000 So the average of the polls was basically right around even.

00:36:11.000 It was about a 50-50 shot, maybe a 55-45 shot.

00:36:13.000 It wouldn't pass.

00:36:14.000 And then Brexit ends up winning by four.

00:36:16.000 In 2012, Romney polled a lot closer than he ended up finishing.

00:36:19.000 It's possible either way.

00:36:21.000 I mean, yeah, sure, there's a margin of error.

00:36:22.000 It's possible that Trump is within the margin of error.

00:36:24.000 Is it going to be an 8-point margin of error?

00:36:26.000 Is it going to be a 10-point margin of error?

00:36:28.000 I don't see that at all.

00:36:29.000 I mean, and again, if you're looking at the state polling...

00:36:32.000 He's getting blown out in state polling now.

00:36:34.000 That is true, even by Republican polling firms, which is a little bit...

00:36:37.000 Even in Arizona, which is pretty distressing.

00:36:40.000 Yeah, I mean, there's a poll now with him five down in Arizona.

00:36:43.000 I mean, it's a disaster area.

00:36:44.000 Utah could go to McMullen, which means they take that out of his column.

00:36:46.000 I mean, it's really...

00:36:47.000 I think he'll win Arizona and Georgia.

00:36:49.000 I wouldn't be surprised to see him lose Utah.

00:36:51.000 Yeah, I think that he'll lose Arizona.

00:36:56.000 You do?

00:36:57.000 Yes, I think he'll lose Arizona.

00:36:58.000 And the reason I say he'll lose Arizona is because if you look at the polling right now for Sheriff Joe, Sheriff Joe is down like 15 in the early ballot returns.

00:37:05.000 And that's a pretty good indicator that the enthusiasm for sort of the Trumpian agenda is not as high as you would think it would be in a border state like Arizona.

00:37:14.000 Yeah, I think you might be right with that.

00:37:17.000 My contention is this.

00:37:18.000 A Trump victory is much more likely than the media is giving it credit for, and it's probably much less likely than his hardcore supporters think.

00:37:25.000 Do you think there's...

00:37:25.000 Yeah, I think that that's true, but I think that it's closer to the media's assessment than it is to the Bill Mitchells of the world, who say it's 193% certain, and he's used his statistical methods to prove that 193% is not an exaggeration.

00:37:39.000 It's an actual percentage chance that Donald Trump will win.

00:37:42.000 I don't think that...

00:37:43.000 I think the people who think that it's fairly certain Trump are going to win are way off.

00:37:47.000 I think that, you know, look, I tend to trust the betting markets because the people who put their money on this stuff tend to be pretty smart about it.

00:37:53.000 And the betting markets right now have Trump at like a 15% chance of winning.

00:37:57.000 He would need a pretty major political miracle in the latter days of this campaign to even make this thing competitive, I think.

00:38:02.000 Yeah, I think, well, I mean, he needs to win.

00:38:04.000 And by the way, this is not me being smug about any of this stuff.

00:38:06.000 I think this whole thing's tragic.

00:38:07.000 It's horrifying.

00:38:08.000 And so I wake up in the middle of the night with a stomachache over this election.

00:38:08.000 Yeah.

00:38:11.000 Well, that's pretty bad.

00:38:13.000 Yeah, it's not great.

00:38:14.000 It's not great.

00:38:15.000 And then I asked my wife what the hell she cooked the previous night, and then I blame her. 0.99

00:38:20.000 You know, that's how it goes.

00:38:21.000 Well, I don't know.

00:38:22.000 It was too busy.

00:38:24.000 The shekels and the patriarchy over here. 1.00

00:38:26.000 Yeah, and then my wife says, I didn't even cook it in her. 0.96

00:38:29.000 I was busy being a doctor.

00:38:29.000 You did.

00:38:30.000 Do you cook?

00:38:32.000 Unfortunately, yes.

00:38:34.000 So it's not very good?

00:38:36.000 No.

00:38:38.000 At least you don't try.

00:38:39.000 No, I'm not good at it.

00:38:41.000 No, not at all.

00:38:42.000 I make a meat omelet.

00:38:44.000 That's pretty much the extent of my cooking abilities.

00:38:46.000 Yeah, I even go a scale back, and I can do hard-boiled eggs.

00:38:51.000 Barely.

00:38:51.000 Hardcore, dude.

00:38:52.000 Yeah, the trick is putting Himalayan salt in the water to make them so it's easier to roll.

00:38:57.000 Ben Shapiro will be with us for one more segment.

00:39:00.000 I know it's not always what you want to hear, but he's a smart dude, and let's get to the meat of this.

00:39:05.000 Let's do it.

00:39:06.000 Stay tuned.

00:39:06.000 This is the final 2016 presidential debate recap on CNN.

00:39:22.000 Yes, tonight's debate, I think, was very illuminating.

00:39:29.000 The main takeaways are that Donald Trump will not accept the legitimacy of this election, which seems to be a major threat to our current democracy.

00:39:39.000 We're having our fact-checkers look this over.

00:39:42.000 Anderson, did he say Big Lee or Big League?

00:39:45.000 That's a big controversy.

00:39:46.000 I think he said Big Lee, which is not a word.

00:39:50.000 Yes, clearly not fit for Commander-in-Chief. 0.69

00:39:52.000 Also revealed to be a puppet. 0.86

00:39:55.000 For Putin. 0.65

00:39:56.000 And use the racially offensive term bad hombres.

00:40:00.000 Can I say that?

00:40:01.000 Can I even say that on air?

00:40:03.000 No, you can say it.

00:40:03.000 I feel bad just...

00:40:04.000 It's a quote.

00:40:05.000 You can say it.

00:40:06.000 Well, I'm sure that will be all over Twitter tomorrow.

00:40:08.000 Bad hombres is the main takeaway here.

00:40:11.000 Now, what about with Hillary, um, the WikiLeaks? 0.68

00:40:14.000 Never heard of it.

00:40:15.000 Back to you, Jim.

00:40:16.000 Stay tuned for more of the 2016 Final Presidential Debate Recap on CNN.

00:40:22.000 When it's time to party, we will party hard.

00:40:28.000 Glad to be back.

00:40:54.000 Follow this man at Ben Shapiro.

00:40:56.000 Don't stalk him, but follow him.

00:40:57.000 Don't stalk him.

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00:40:58.000 A little bit of both.

00:40:59.000 True Allegiance is his new novel, Fiction, going off into that territory.

00:41:04.000 Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

00:41:05.000 We are at a weird time here.

00:41:07.000 Have you been following the James O'Keefe The Project Veritas videos?

00:41:10.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:41:10.000 I mean, James does a lot of pretty good work, and that's definitely a piece of it.

00:41:14.000 Yeah.

00:41:15.000 Do you think that's moved the needle at all, or do you think it's kind of more red meat? 0.99

00:41:21.000 I think it's important.

00:41:21.000 I don't know if it gets beyond that media firewall, because I don't want to hear it.

00:41:26.000 No, I agree with you.

00:41:27.000 I mean, I think that it should be a major story.

00:41:29.000 I think that, you know, it shows that the Democrats know they're doing all this stuff.

00:41:32.000 I mean, the Megyn Kelly interview with Donna Brazile last night was insane.

00:41:36.000 Insane.

00:41:36.000 I mean, Donna Brazile trying to stand on the lines are eating the Christians routine when Megyn...

00:41:41.000 Is it me or is she getting dumber, Donna Brazile? 0.98

00:41:44.000 Is it possible? 0.98

00:41:46.000 Well, I used to think she was relatively articulate.

00:41:49.000 She sat in Howard Dean's chair and all of a sudden infused her being.

00:41:53.000 It's like Al Sharpton or Donna Brazile.

00:41:55.000 Who said it?

00:41:56.000 And you wouldn't know anymore.

00:41:58.000 I don't...

00:41:58.000 Yeah, I mean, it was insane.

00:42:00.000 For her to sit there and calling her Kelly and Megyn Kelly basically saying, so you knew about all the questions in advance and people use violence and voter fraud. 1.00

00:42:09.000 And she's sitting there going, this is just like when the Romans were throwing Christians in front of the lions. 0.79

00:42:13.000 It was all crazy and stuff.

00:42:15.000 Yeah, that's...

00:42:16.000 Yeah, so should this be a major story?

00:42:19.000 Of course it should be a major story.

00:42:21.000 Will it be a major story?

00:42:22.000 Probably not.

00:42:22.000 One of the reasons it won't be a major story also...

00:42:25.000 Voter fraud is not to put too much in the lap of Trump, but when you say everything is rigged to the extent where you're basically not even categorizing it as in a narrow election, voter fraud is a serious problem that we should be concerned about.

00:42:37.000 When you say things like, I don't believe the polls, I could be down 10, I could lose by 30 million votes, or more realistically, I could lose by 7 or 8 million votes, and I'm still going to claim voter fraud.

00:42:47.000 People look at it and go, okay, well, I guess voter fraud is BS. How widespread do you think voter fraud actually is?

00:42:52.000 I mean, I think that there are probably tens of thousands of false votes that are cast in any given presidential election.

00:42:58.000 It's certainly...

00:42:59.000 I don't think it's hundreds of thousands.

00:43:01.000 I think that we're probably talking, you know, maybe across...

00:43:03.000 I mean, and this is just based on situations like Minnesota with Al Franken or Christine Gregoire in 2004 in Washington State.

00:43:10.000 In elections where it's divided by, you know, 500 or 1,000 votes, sometimes it's 1,500 or 2,000 votes that are cast.

00:43:17.000 And you extend that across the entire country and you're talking maybe 10,000 or 15,000 votes.

00:43:20.000 Bad votes.

00:43:22.000 Could be important in a swing state, for sure.

00:43:25.000 Absolutely.

00:43:25.000 And that's what he should be saying.

00:43:27.000 He should be saying, if there is voter fraud, and we're in a close race in a swing state, then why would I accept the legitimacy of that pending an investigation?

00:43:35.000 He could have said that, but that's not what he said.

00:43:38.000 And so he gave fodder to the other side.

00:43:40.000 And then him basically being just a Breitbart comment troll, you know, where he goes out there and he says things like, you know, I'm going to – I'll respect the results of the election if I win.

00:43:50.000 And he's like, really, dude?

00:43:53.000 Oh, my God.

00:43:55.000 Well, that – and that became the story from the debate, right, just that he said the election was – he wouldn't accept it.

00:43:59.000 And obviously, I mean, I think a lot of people have a problem with that.

00:44:02.000 Let me ask you this.

00:44:02.000 Where do you line up with the WikiLeaks situation?

00:44:04.000 Because obviously Ben is significantly not a fan of Trump.

00:44:07.000 As you can hear. 0.51

00:44:08.000 And I'm a contrarian bastard, so I have to, you know, people think I'm mean to Gavin when he's on, then people are like, why are you so mean to Ben and not agreeing with him? 0.91

00:44:14.000 Because I just feel like I have to. 0.95

00:44:15.000 It's just kind of my job.

00:44:16.000 With WikiLeaks. 1.00

00:44:17.000 Right, you're a jerk. 1.00

00:44:18.000 I mean, let's be real. 1.00

00:44:19.000 I mean, everyone thinks I'm the jerk, but they don't know about Steven. 1.00

00:44:22.000 I am an awful human being. 1.00

00:44:24.000 My locker room talk is unbelievable.

00:44:27.000 Unheard of, almost, in mainstream media.

00:44:30.000 People grab you by parts you didn't even know existed.

00:44:32.000 I know.

00:44:32.000 Exactly.

00:44:33.000 Let me orify.

00:44:35.000 I mean, don't even...

00:44:36.000 It's just a fish-hooking extravaganza.

00:44:38.000 So when we're talking about WikiLeaks, do you line up with the Rubio situation where you're like, Republicans should stop talking about it because this could be foreign governments?

00:44:46.000 Do you think WikiLeaks have been a good thing, have been illuminating, showing the collusion with media?

00:44:51.000 Or do you think overall...

00:44:53.000 So, you know, two things can be true at once.

00:44:56.000 WikiLeaks are bad, and WikiLeaks are informative.

00:44:59.000 I mean, whenever Democrats, this is where Andrew Klavan has this rule about media, which is anytime there's a scandal bad for Democrats, the first question all the leftists ask is, how was that information obtained?

00:45:08.000 It's not the contents of the information.

00:45:10.000 When it's an Access Hollywood tape on a bus from a thousand years ago, then it turns into what's the content of the tape?

00:45:15.000 Does it really matter?

00:45:16.000 When it's tax returns for Donald Trump, right?

00:45:18.000 And the New York Times is printing it.

00:45:20.000 And that's kind of illegal, right?

00:45:21.000 When they do that, then it's no big deal that the New York Times did it.

00:45:26.000 They're heroes for printing it.

00:45:27.000 So I don't line up with Rubio on the idea that you have to go silent about it.

00:45:31.000 I do think that it is worthwhile saying that WikiLeaks is bad and the Russian government is backing it.

00:45:35.000 You know, I think that both things can be true at once.

00:45:37.000 I think that Trump should say, look, I condemn WikiLeaks hacking American sources.

00:45:42.000 That said, WikiLeaks did expose some information about you guys that's pretty egregious.

00:45:47.000 And for a lady who talks a lot about cybersecurity, you obviously don't care enough to shield your own information by sticking it on private servers. 1.00

00:45:52.000 You don't get to claim that you're some lily of the field when it comes to protecting America's national security when you're taking literally classified information and sticking it on a server in your bathroom.

00:46:01.000 Because you're trying to hide information from the American people.

00:46:04.000 And that's the way he should have approached it.

00:46:05.000 Right.

00:46:06.000 Yeah, I think you're right.

00:46:07.000 One thing I do think is no one is really, outside of Don in Brazil, no one is questioning the authenticity of the WikiLeaks.

00:46:13.000 That's what's amazing.

00:46:14.000 I mean, yeah, that is amazing.

00:46:15.000 The Democrats basically just say, yeah, pretty much all this stuff is real.

00:46:20.000 Because Podesta could come out and say, like, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:46:22.000 That was doctored.

00:46:23.000 This is the email.

00:46:24.000 I was talking about the Care Bears.

00:46:27.000 And instead, they're just like, man, we kind of did so.

00:46:29.000 That's true.

00:46:30.000 I mean, I will say I do find it troubling that Donald Trump refuses to acknowledge that the Russians are behind WikiLeaks.

00:46:36.000 Like, his pathological instinct to defend Vladimir Putin over the WikiLeaks thing is just bewildering to me.

00:46:41.000 I don't understand why there's a purpose to that.

00:46:42.000 But do we know that the Russians are behind WikiLeaks? 0.72

00:46:45.000 I don't know.

00:46:45.000 Do we?

00:46:46.000 Do we?

00:46:47.000 No, no.

00:46:47.000 I mean, really, though.

00:46:48.000 I mean, can that be proven?

00:46:50.000 Yeah, we sort of do.

00:46:50.000 Yeah, I mean, there have been private intelligence agencies, public intelligence agencies.

00:46:55.000 Everybody says the Russians are behind WikiLeaks.

00:46:57.000 I trust them more than Donald Trump's theory that a 400-pounder lying on a bed somewhere in Montana is hacking all of this stuff and then turning it over to WikiLeaks.

00:47:04.000 Donald Trump's expertise when it comes to the cyber, I trust a little bit less than the DNI. I will say this.

00:47:10.000 We have never had two more out-of-touch technologically candidates.

00:47:13.000 I mean, Hillary Clinton has no idea how to work the email and Donald Trump with the cyber.

00:47:17.000 You're sitting there like, this is literally like my grandmother who set up a home office for forwarding.

00:47:21.000 Have you ever computered? 0.88

00:47:22.000 Yeah, I feel like Donald Trump is the kind of guy, or Hillary Clinton, they'd like forward you that picture of a prairie dog's testicles that was at E-bombs World in 1998. 0.96

00:47:29.000 Like, you gotta see this. 0.98

00:47:30.000 It's hilarious in the cyber.

00:47:32.000 Like, I've seen it, Donald.

00:47:33.000 It's not that funny.

00:47:35.000 Ben, we have to go.

00:47:36.000 Where's the best place for people to find you here?

00:47:38.000 Go to Amazon.com to pick up the new book, True Allegiance.

00:47:40.000 And if you want to follow me on Twitter, it's at Ben Shapiro.

00:47:43.000 And if you want to watch a daily podcast, a daily podcast, then you go to The Ben Shapiro Show on SoundCloud or iTunes at Daily Wire, which is the website.

00:47:52.000 And you'll be joining us election night for a segment, right?

00:47:54.000 And we're doing the whole deal?

00:47:56.000 He just one-upped us on our show.

00:47:58.000 He just one-upped us on our show?

00:47:59.000 On our show!

00:48:00.000 He stole our thunder!

00:48:01.000 Get rid of him! 1.00

00:48:02.000 Get rid of Ben Shazero! 0.68

00:48:04.000 Don't be muted!

00:48:05.000 Stop it! 0.99

00:48:06.000 Stop it! 0.99

00:48:06.000 Go to the break! 0.99

00:48:08.000 Everybody, leave now!

00:48:10.000 All right, Mr.

00:48:20.000 Crotter, what seems to be the problem?

00:48:24.000 And the sore throat...

00:48:26.000 And the nose is all...

00:48:27.000 scratchy.

00:48:29.000 Mm-hmm.

00:48:29.000 And the rectal bleeding.

00:48:31.000 Mm-hmm.

00:48:31.000 Okay, just a thought.

00:48:32.000 You forgot to subscribe to the Louder Powder Podcast on iTunes and Southbound.

00:48:36.000 It's free.

00:48:37.000 He can take it with you on the go.

00:48:40.000 Well, that's a remarkable value, but how does that help me now?

00:48:44.000 It doesn't.

00:48:45.000 He'll be here a while.

00:48:47.000 Cheers.

00:48:48.000 Earth!

00:48:53.000 Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Go Planet!

00:48:58.000 By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

00:49:03.000 Captain Planet, he's a hero, gonna take pollution down to zero!

00:49:12.000 Okay, Planeteers, are you ready?

00:49:15.000 With our powers combined...

00:49:17.000 Yeah, wait, hold on a second.

00:49:19.000 Captain's not here yet.

00:49:20.000 Wait, what do you mean he's not here?

00:49:22.000 No, Captain's not here.

00:49:24.000 He's running late.

00:49:25.000 How is he late?

00:49:26.000 He can just fly here.

00:49:28.000 No, actually because of the EPA and the new Montreal Protocol, they found that his flight was disrupting...

00:49:35.000 Migratory patterns of birds.

00:49:37.000 So they banned him.

00:49:39.000 What?

00:49:40.000 Okay, well, how is he getting here?

00:49:42.000 Um, I think he's driving.

00:49:44.000 Oh, hold on.

00:49:46.000 Hey, Cap!

00:49:47.000 Were your ears ringing?

00:49:48.000 Why?

00:49:49.000 You were talking about me?

00:49:49.000 What were you saying?

00:49:50.000 Oh, nothing.

00:49:51.000 Everyone just wants to know when you're going to get here so we can beat this evil Texas oil baron. 0.96

00:49:55.000 Yeah, you know, that's not going to happen anytime soon.

00:49:59.000 My Tesla ran out of battery.

00:50:02.000 What?

00:50:02.000 Oh my god, how?

00:50:04.000 You know, that's what I'm asking.

00:50:05.000 It says the thing's supposed to get 250 miles. 0.98

00:50:07.000 I've never gotten this piece of sh** to get more than 90. 0.98

00:50:11.000 Oh no, I told you you should have gone with the Prius. 1.00

00:50:14.000 Oh, shut up. 1.00

00:50:14.000 Those handle like crap. 1.00

00:50:15.000 Okay, so then where are you? 0.99

00:50:18.000 Uh, I don't know.

00:50:19.000 I'm at some charging station in Simi Valley.

00:50:22.000 I don't know if it's a BP or a Shell, but this is going to take a while.

00:50:29.000 Oh, that's such a bummer.

00:50:30.000 I'm so sorry.

00:50:31.000 Yeah, you know, but it's the price of being green.

00:50:34.000 At least it's just using electric power.

00:50:37.000 It's not like gas or coal, so that's the price to pay, I guess.

00:50:42.000 Yeah, but do you know where that electricity comes from?

00:50:45.000 What?

00:50:46.000 Well, you say you're charging your car with the electricity, but that electricity has to come from somewhere.

00:50:51.000 You mean like lightning?

00:50:52.000 No, if you're out and see me, actually, that's probably coal.

00:50:59.000 You mean to tell me I'm not flying because of an endangered species of seagull and I'm charging my Tesla in a power outlet that's fueled by coal?

00:51:11.000 Pretty much. 1.00

00:51:14.000 Son of a bitch! 1.00

00:51:15.000 Captain Planet, he's a hero Gonna take pollution down to zero Glad to be 1.00

00:51:41.000 back, come back Coming up next, Colion Noir.

00:51:53.000 Pretty soon, in the second hour, producing with the NVIDIA studio, as always, is NotGayJarred. 0.89

00:51:57.000 Follow him on Twitter.

00:51:59.000 Draw your own conclusions.

00:52:00.000 So we have the stream and everything back up, right?

00:52:02.000 We do, yeah.

00:52:02.000 Facebook hates us.

00:52:04.000 Mark Zuckerberg hates us.

00:52:05.000 We've had a lot of problems with Facebook, with the stream, for people listening terrestrially.

00:52:09.000 YouTube and Google hate everybody.

00:52:11.000 It's true.

00:52:14.000 Welcome to my show!

00:52:32.000 I'm guessing probably pretty often.

00:52:34.000 Pretty often.

00:52:35.000 Probably pretty often.

00:52:35.000 So we actually decided to, and you've been tweeting us, but we'll read them after this segment.

00:52:39.000 We decided to put together a segment here.

00:52:41.000 A definitive list.

00:52:43.000 We'll be updating it.

00:52:44.000 The top five films that you couldn't make in 2016.

00:52:49.000 Let's do it.

00:52:50.000 For reasons that are self-explanatory, they would be far too triggering.

00:53:03.000 Yes.

00:53:04.000 So a lot of these, you'll notice some trends here.

00:53:06.000 Let's get right into it.

00:53:07.000 Number five is a bit of an obvious one.

00:53:10.000 Not Without My Daughter.

00:53:12.000 Now, a lot of millennials watching are going, what's that?

00:53:14.000 This is a film made with Sally Field, I want to say in the early 90s, about a woman who married a Muslim.

00:53:19.000 They go to Iran, and obviously he keeps the daughter, beats the hell out of some women. 1.00

00:53:23.000 She finds out with his Islamic family, kind of how, this happens a lot, by the way.

00:53:28.000 People make their pilgrimage, either they're going to Mecca, secular Westerners, they marry these Muslims, they don't know what they've signed up for, and they can't get their kids back. 0.88

00:53:36.000 Q on the show.

00:53:37.000 Remember the woman who had this actually suffered in the United States?

00:53:39.000 Now here's the deal.

00:53:39.000 These people, I think Alfred Molina, Sally Field, I'm sure they're probably hashtagging with her.

00:53:44.000 They're probably to the left.

00:53:45.000 But back then, because it hadn't been politicized, the Islamic mistreatment of women, the Islamic basically complete disregarding of women's rights, it was just seen as a human rights issue.

00:53:56.000 It wasn't seen as a xenophobia or political issue.

00:53:58.000 People weren't afraid to speak out against it, including liberals, because it was just like, don't wear fur.

00:54:04.000 It was just...

00:54:05.000 You shouldn't beat women, and this is a real problem in the Middle East, and this is a problem with Islam, and at that point it wasn't the cause du jour. 0.99

00:54:12.000 So even leftists back then felt okay doing it.

00:54:14.000 You could not do this nowadays.

00:54:16.000 Here's a clip to show you what I'm talking about.

00:54:28.000 Look at this. - What do you mean?

00:54:31.000 - Boom.

00:54:32.000 - Mean hook on that guy.

00:54:36.000 Mean hook. 0.99

00:54:37.000 Dot got some punch.

00:54:39.000 She had it coming.

00:54:40.000 Number four.

00:54:43.000 Dirty Harry.

00:54:44.000 We're getting the tweets coming in here.

00:54:45.000 I think a lot of people talked about this.

00:54:47.000 A lot of people have actually suggested the one that is actually number two coming up soon.

00:54:51.000 Dirty Harry, this is actually more so the franchise.

00:54:54.000 We came up with this.

00:54:55.000 We were thinking, play Misty for me, and then we thought Sudden Impact. 0.99

00:54:57.000 And the reason was because women got the crap beaten out of them. 1.00

00:55:00.000 Clint Eastwood punches women right in the face, including Afro hookers. 1.00

00:55:03.000 And then we realized he does that in pretty much every film in that era. 0.97

00:55:07.000 But Dirty Harry, you see a lot of it.

00:55:10.000 Here's something that's also really important with Dirty Harry.

00:55:11.000 Not only the sexist stuff, you know, sort of insensitive stuff that you couldn't do nowadays.

00:55:15.000 You'd be called into HR. But the concept of Dirty Harry was coming after a crime wave in the 60s and in the 70s.

00:55:25.000 Dirty Harry was a police officer who didn't play by the rules, who would definitely be rough around the edges, but got stuff done.

00:55:31.000 He was a hero.

00:55:32.000 It's the exact opposite of the Black Lives Matter thing right now. 0.92

00:55:36.000 If this were happening today, Dirty Harry would, instead of shooting the rapist in the street, he would be wearing a body camera, taking him in for questioning, and bringing in his lawyer with a lot of violence.

00:55:48.000 So it's not just the insensitivities, but the concept of Dirty Harry would not work today, which I think you're seeing that a little bit with Trump.

00:55:57.000 People wanted a Dirty Harry.

00:55:58.000 They want a strong man to come back when they felt disenchanted, stripped of power.

00:56:04.000 This clip captures the chauvinism perfectly.

00:56:07.000 Then what the hell gives you the right to become an inspector when there's men have been out there on the street for 10 or 15 years?

00:56:13.000 The woman's place is in the home. 1.00

00:56:14.000 Is that what you're trying to say?

00:56:16.000 What do you think this is, some kind of encounter group? 1.00

00:56:18.000 I want to know what Officer Moore is going to do when somebody points a gun at her and says, Hit the deck, you son of a bitch! 1.00

00:56:25.000 She's going to cower. 1.00

00:56:25.000 That's what most women do, or they just get hit in the head with a snare drum. 1.00

00:56:28.000 Number three... 0.93

00:56:32.000 Animal House.

00:56:33.000 Yes.

00:56:34.000 Now, I know what you're thinking.

00:56:34.000 Is this because it was too profane?

00:56:36.000 No, none of that, actually.

00:56:37.000 It's not even because it's a bromance.

00:56:39.000 It's not even because they need to recast it today with women. 0.61

00:56:44.000 I guess they kind of did that with Neighbors 2, Sorority Rising, which was horrendously unfunny.

00:56:49.000 But Animal House...

00:56:51.000 Some scenes in there are the kind of scenarios that give Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer nightmares.

00:56:59.000 You realize when you watch Animal House, to me what's so telling, is it started off from the college culture.

00:57:04.000 It was assumed that people just have drunken sexual encounters.

00:57:07.000 That's a big thing that happens in college.

00:57:09.000 Now, again, most of these people in that film, probably pretty liberal today.

00:57:14.000 Not Matheson.

00:57:15.000 He just talked about how he liked Reagan.

00:57:18.000 But it wasn't even considered a sexist, it wasn't considered a social issue that kids have drunk sex in college.

00:57:23.000 Nobody would have even considered the idea that two people who were both drunk, who had consensual, intimate relations, would be considered rape.

00:57:32.000 Now, when you watch this film, you can find at least four or five instances that would be a Salon article.

00:57:38.000 Oh, gosh.

00:57:38.000 I think this captures it pretty well.

00:57:40.000 I knew a girl in high school who stuffed her bra. 1.00

00:57:51.000 Really?

00:57:53.000 Just one?

00:57:53.000 She wore the chicken cutlets.

00:57:55.000 Guess what her nickname was? 0.97

00:57:56.000 Cutlets.

00:57:57.000 Number two.

00:58:00.000 That's it.

00:58:01.000 Everyone knew this was coming.

00:58:02.000 Number two, Blazing Saddles.

00:58:05.000 They probably thought it was going to be number one.

00:58:06.000 They probably thought so.

00:58:08.000 What do you think will be number one?

00:58:09.000 Tweet me at escrader or tweet him at notgayjared.

00:58:11.000 It might surprise you.

00:58:12.000 Blazing Saddles.

00:58:13.000 This could have taken up spots five through one.

00:58:18.000 Now, this one is not as much the theme, like Not Without My Daughter or Dirty Harry, because there isn't a whole bunch of social commentary in the same way.

00:58:25.000 It is just Mel Brooks at his best, and everything about this film is offensive.

00:58:29.000 Everything about it.

00:58:30.000 Is it racist?

00:58:31.000 Yes.

00:58:32.000 Homophobia?

00:58:33.000 Sexist?

00:58:33.000 It's got that.

00:58:34.000 Absolutely.

00:58:35.000 Xenophobia?

00:58:35.000 That wasn't even a thing back then.

00:58:37.000 But sure, let's go with that.

00:58:38.000 They figured it out.

00:58:39.000 They figured it out.

00:58:39.000 It was a movie, Blazing Saddles.

00:58:41.000 I think the reason people love it so much is because it was a film that could only be made at that time by Mel Brooks.

00:58:47.000 I don't know.

00:58:48.000 If they did remake it today, the N-word would not make an appearance.

00:58:53.000 No.

00:58:54.000 And Django Unchained is not the same thing.

00:58:56.000 No, Django Unchained is not the same thing because Quentin Tarantino is a far leftist and it's a drama.

00:59:02.000 It's not the same thing.

00:59:03.000 This was just throwing caution to the wind as racist, as offensive in every which way.

00:59:09.000 Unapologetically.

00:59:10.000 Unapologetically.

00:59:11.000 And back then, here's the thing.

00:59:13.000 Nobody had to start a march over it.

00:59:15.000 Nobody for a second thought that Mel Brooks was a racist.

00:59:15.000 No.

00:59:18.000 Think about it. 0.98

00:59:19.000 He had to cast all the black people for the black people to be treated in a racist way. 0.71

00:59:22.000 They loved Mel Brooks.

00:59:24.000 Not a person had a bad word to say about him.

00:59:25.000 They don't walk out of him like they did Adam Sandler.

00:59:27.000 Well, that's for other reasons as well if you've seen that film.

00:59:32.000 Well, this clip speaks for itself.

00:59:33.000 Good morning, ma'am.

00:59:35.000 And isn't it a lovely morning? 0.99

00:59:38.000 Up yours, nigger. 1.00

00:59:40.000 Ha ha ha! 0.99

00:59:45.000 I don't know if we have to censor that for radio.

00:59:47.000 I hope we don't.

00:59:48.000 We didn't say it. 1.00

00:59:49.000 Just drag up her corpse and hit her with the fine. 1.00

00:59:54.000 I don't think we have to say any more about that. 0.97

00:59:57.000 If you haven't seen it, go see it, number one.

00:59:59.000 What's number one?

01:00:00.000 What's it gonna be?

01:00:03.000 Dude looks like a lady, Mrs. 1.00

01:00:05.000 Doubtfire.

01:00:05.000 This was a tough one.

01:00:06.000 We thought we could go tootsie because it was before Mrs. 0.94

01:00:08.000 Doubtfire, Dustin Hoffman.

01:00:09.000 But the reason we picked Mrs. 1.00

01:00:11.000 Doubtfire is because it's pretty recent.

01:00:13.000 Really, if you think about it, in the span of...

01:00:15.000 We grew up with this movie.

01:00:16.000 We grew up with this film.

01:00:17.000 And here's what's important about Mrs.

01:00:19.000 Doubtfire.

01:00:19.000 If you look at the film, I mean, for those who don't know, Robin Williams plays a woman, becomes a woman, in order to become a nanny and spend time with his children.

01:00:27.000 It was pretty progressive for its time, if you look at it.

01:00:31.000 In San Francisco, his brother was gay.

01:00:33.000 It certainly at that time was normalizing gay relationships in a way that you didn't see in a lot of films.

01:00:38.000 It was making it very playful.

01:00:39.000 It certainly wasn't anti-gay.

01:00:41.000 But even the gay characters in this film mock the transsexual situation. 0.94

01:00:46.000 Mm-hmm. 0.61

01:00:46.000 Even the gay characters who call themselves queens and are professional makeup artists laugh about a man wanting to become a woman. 0.61

01:00:52.000 Because even in the gay community, it was just considered silly and absurd. 0.98

01:00:55.000 Of course you can't become a woman. 1.00

01:00:56.000 Of course this is funny. 0.99

01:00:57.000 Of course this is silly. 0.88

01:00:59.000 Of course it's abnormal. 0.90

01:01:00.000 So the film...

01:01:01.000 Great film, by the way.

01:01:02.000 I think Robin Williams is one of the best dramatic actors ever.

01:01:06.000 I think this is the kind of film where he was perfect.

01:01:10.000 Funny, but with heart.

01:01:11.000 Could just rip your heart out of your chest.

01:01:12.000 Kind of like a Ricky Gervais, Steve Carell.

01:01:14.000 There are some comedians who are so good at making you feel empathy.

01:01:18.000 And I think Robin Williams was one of the best.

01:01:21.000 But again, the starting off point...

01:01:24.000 Kind of like Animal House or Not Without My Daughter, the starting off point was that of assumed abnormality with a man acting like a woman.

01:01:33.000 And that was okay and it wasn't considered hate speech.

01:01:35.000 And this was not that long ago.

01:01:37.000 So nowadays when people say, why are you so hateful?

01:01:40.000 Hate speech if you say, well actually you're born a boy or a girl.

01:01:44.000 Imagine these scriptwriters back then with Mrs. 1.00

01:01:47.000 Doubtfire.

01:01:47.000 Imagine them with Slate, Salon, Daily Kos, HuffPo.

01:01:50.000 There's no way this film could be made, including by liberals that set out to be pro-gay, to be pro-progressive. 0.98

01:01:58.000 They would have been eaten alive. 0.93

01:02:00.000 Here's a good clip to convey what I'm talking about.

01:02:03.000 Lady, come on. 1.00

01:02:04.000 We gotta call the cops.

01:02:05.000 We gotta dial 911 now.

01:02:06.000 Why?

01:02:07.000 Well, Mrs.

01:02:08.000 Doubtfire, he's a she, he's a she, she, he's a she, she. 1.00

01:02:11.000 What?

01:02:13.000 He's half man, half woman.

01:02:15.000 What?

01:02:16.000 What?

01:02:17.000 Half man, half woman. 1.00

01:02:18.000 They say, stay back, pervert. 1.00

01:02:20.000 Stay back! 0.99

01:02:20.000 Later in there, which is just so perfect. 0.99

01:02:22.000 This is innocent.

01:02:23.000 It's not hateful at all.

01:02:24.000 But of course it's crazy.

01:02:25.000 Of course it's abnormal.

01:02:26.000 A man dressed as a woman is always, it's always gonna, everything in your blood says, this is not natural. 1.00

01:02:30.000 It's like seeing an animal flash red in the kingdom.

01:02:32.000 Like, oh!

01:02:32.000 Oh my god, that's poison!

01:02:34.000 I shouldn't touch that!

01:02:34.000 This is bad!

01:02:36.000 So, send me your tweets.

01:02:38.000 What do you think should be added to the list?

01:02:40.000 This has been...

01:02:41.000 This has been...

01:02:42.000 Top five movies you couldn't make in 20 years.

01:02:45.000 High production value here at Latter-Wiz.

01:02:55.000 We're pretty proud of it.

01:02:56.000 And we have to go to a break and then we're coming back.

01:02:59.000 We have one more segment and we have Kalian Noir, right?

01:03:01.000 We have one more segment and Kalian Noir.

01:03:02.000 One more segment and Kalian Noir.

01:03:03.000 Of NRA. NRA. Talk about the guns.

01:03:05.000 YouTube star.

01:03:06.000 Talk about the YouTubes.

01:03:07.000 And I definitely do want to talk after this break about some election signs that we saw.

01:03:13.000 There's a tick on my desk.

01:03:14.000 What?

01:03:14.000 What is this?

01:03:15.000 I don't want Lyme disease.

01:03:16.000 Stay tuned.

01:03:17.000 I have to fight off Lyme.

01:03:18.000 Never daily.

01:03:18.000 Earth! .

01:03:28.000 Fire!

01:03:30.000 Wind!

01:03:31.000 Water!

01:03:32.000 Heart!

01:03:32.000 Go play!

01:03:33.000 By your...

01:03:34.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:03:36.000 What was that?

01:03:37.000 Heart?

01:03:38.000 Yes!

01:03:40.000 No, wait, really.

01:03:40.000 Did you just say heart?

01:03:41.000 The power of heart!

01:03:42.000 Yeah, but okay, hold on.

01:03:44.000 They've got earth, wind, water, fire.

01:03:48.000 Those are actual elements that can be quantified I'm just trying to see how heart plays into this.

01:03:55.000 I will change the world with the power of heart!

01:03:57.000 Okay, yeah, no, I know you've said that.

01:03:59.000 I think maybe signals are getting crossed here.

01:04:02.000 I just, I don't...

01:04:03.000 I mean, I know what the Earth guy, he moves the ground.

01:04:05.000 He can grow trees, water.

01:04:07.000 We know what she can do.

01:04:08.000 Fire is pretty self-explanatory.

01:04:10.000 I'm just...

01:04:10.000 I... What do you do?

01:04:13.000 I can change lives with the power of heart!

01:04:16.000 Yeah, okay, I figured as much.

01:04:18.000 I just, um...

01:04:20.000 I don't think you bring a lot of value here.

01:04:25.000 I'll tell you what, if we need the Care Bears on an eco-mission, we'll give you a call.

01:04:31.000 Until then, why don't you just sit this one out?

01:04:37.000 Tell you what, how about you sit all of them out?

01:04:42.000 You know what, give me your ring.

01:04:45.000 Give me the ring.

01:04:45.000 No, it's my heart ring!

01:04:47.000 See, I don't know what that means!

01:04:48.000 Captain Planet!

01:04:50.000 He's a hero!

01:04:51.000 Gonna take pollution down to zero Glad to be back.

01:05:14.000 That was my white guy dance.

01:05:15.000 That was my white guy dance.

01:05:17.000 You have others?

01:05:18.000 All the father-in-laws do at the weddings.

01:05:20.000 They just put their hands up.

01:05:21.000 Absolutely fascinating.

01:05:22.000 Is it a man or a Muppet dance?

01:05:24.000 No one knows.

01:05:25.000 Nobody knows.

01:05:25.000 Gloria and we're coming up after this break.

01:05:27.000 Yes.

01:05:28.000 A lot of people, some people suggested airplane, porkies.

01:05:33.000 PC's Beard, Chewbacca's Lover, they were talking about some of these films out there.

01:05:36.000 So a lot of people have some input.

01:05:38.000 I'm pretty proud of our list, though.

01:05:39.000 Pretty proud.

01:05:40.000 I think it was a pretty good list.

01:05:41.000 So something I want to talk about with the election.

01:05:44.000 My wife and I were in northern Michigan recently, where we often go, and we were driving up.

01:05:50.000 One thing I will tell you, we live in a pretty suburban area, a very conservative suburban area.

01:05:54.000 We've seen no Trump signs where we are.

01:05:58.000 Completely anecdotal, but I know the same thing.

01:05:59.000 Completely anecdotal.

01:06:00.000 This is anecdotal, but I want to talk about this because I think that anecdotally, too, it reflects a different reality between online and the real world.

01:06:06.000 We've seen a few Hillary signs. 1.00

01:06:08.000 Now, when we were driving up north in more rural areas, we did notice something.

01:06:12.000 Far more Trump signs.

01:06:14.000 We said, wow, there are so many Trump-Pence signs out here.

01:06:17.000 By the way, my family, they also live in one of the most conservative counties in the United States, in Texas.

01:06:24.000 As far as a big city, so a big city, the most conservative county with, I think, over whatever it is, over half a million people in the country, no Trump signs.

01:06:31.000 This is suburban.

01:06:33.000 So we go up north and we say, wow, you know, there are a lot more Trump-Pence signs.

01:06:36.000 So maybe this is...

01:06:37.000 And then we realized, we said, let's start counting.

01:06:40.000 And we realized there weren't as many as we thought.

01:06:41.000 It's just that we hadn't seen any.

01:06:44.000 So here's something that...

01:06:46.000 So I think probably outnumbered Hillary in the rural areas two to one, but it wasn't huge. 0.95

01:06:50.000 But here's something we noticed.

01:06:52.000 We saw so many more local signs, yard signs, whether for state rep, whether for congressman, judge.

01:06:59.000 We saw so many more state signs.

01:07:02.000 It wasn't even close.

01:07:03.000 And that's not common at all in election year.

01:07:05.000 You think about Romney, you think about Obama, even going back to McCain-Palin.

01:07:09.000 During an election year, almost everyone has the national election sign.

01:07:13.000 Bumper stickers, the whole thing.

01:07:15.000 You haven't seen that a lot on either side, certainly less on both sides, but I've certainly seen less on the Trump side than I did with Romney and McCain, less with Hillary Clinton.

01:07:24.000 We actually see more Bernie signs still than Hillary, I would say, where we are.

01:07:29.000 Where we are?

01:07:29.000 Yeah, I think so.

01:07:30.000 It could just be because they're too lazy to scrape it off their bumper.

01:07:33.000 I mean, they are Bernie voters.

01:07:34.000 So they want someone else to do it with their tax dollars.

01:07:37.000 So we noticed that we actually started counting.

01:07:39.000 So we said, okay, let's actually count a national sign And here's something I need to tell you, too, the methodology here.

01:07:46.000 If there was a national sign, like a Trump-Pence, but there were five local signs, we didn't count it.

01:07:50.000 We counted the number of houses while we were driving.

01:07:52.000 We said, okay, if there's a national sign on the yard, we count that to every other house after it?

01:07:59.000 With any local signs without a national sign.

01:08:01.000 So if we saw Trump-Pence, and then we saw local sign, local sign, local sign with no national, then another Trump-Pence, that would be, you know, a 3 to 1 ratio.

01:08:09.000 So we started doing this, whether it was Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump, the national to local.

01:08:13.000 And we would say, okay, boom, there's a Hillary Clinton sign. 0.99

01:08:16.000 And on average, we probably did, gosh, anywhere from 70 to 150 did this.

01:08:22.000 We counted about a 5 or 6 to 1 ratio of local signs to national signs in an election year.

01:08:29.000 It wasn't even close.

01:08:32.000 People were far more likely to put up local elected official signs than national signs.

01:08:37.000 Which should tell you something.

01:08:38.000 Here's something else we noticed.

01:08:40.000 We said, you know what?

01:08:43.000 I don't know all these local people, so we did some searches.

01:08:45.000 Okay, we know this person is Republican for judge.

01:08:47.000 Okay, so we were able to figure out.

01:08:49.000 Something I noticed for sure, if someone put up a Hillary sign, it was far more likely to be accompanied by local signs.

01:08:55.000 It was far more likely...

01:08:58.000 For Republicans to put up only Republican signs.

01:09:02.000 So at about a three to one margin, we were much more likely to see local Republican signs without a Trump sign.

01:09:09.000 With Hillary, it might have been two to one with Democrats, two to one locals without national. 0.92

01:09:15.000 With Trump, it was anywhere from three to one to four to one.

01:09:18.000 So what does that tell you?

01:09:19.000 That tells you that a lot of people are ashamed of their national candidate, and it tells you the opposite.

01:09:23.000 Well, it could tell you that people vandalize national election signs, right?

01:09:26.000 That's true.

01:09:27.000 But it tells you the opposite of what I think a lot of people have been saying about the secret Trump vote.

01:09:31.000 These people are out there.

01:09:32.000 They're very proud to support their Republicans.

01:09:35.000 But I think a lot of people, again, this 42 percent wall, are just not proud enough that they want to put the Trump sign out there.

01:09:42.000 I mean, a huge, huge margin for only local signs as opposed to national signs.

01:09:47.000 It says they're enthusiastic about this election.

01:09:49.000 They want to support their local representatives, but they're just not there nationally.

01:09:52.000 I think a lot of people on both sides here are holding their nose.

01:09:56.000 I think in previous elections, the Democrats were very enthusiastic about Barack Obama.

01:10:01.000 Republicans, not as much with McCain and Romney, more so with Romney.

01:10:04.000 I think this election, they're not enthusiastic about either presidential candidate.

01:10:08.000 But if you look at the statistics, probably less so.

01:10:12.000 Less Republicans are being very supportive of Donald Trump.

01:10:16.000 I've noticed that.

01:10:27.000 I think ever.

01:10:28.000 I don't think I've seen any at all.

01:10:30.000 And so it struck me as weird.

01:10:32.000 Also, I do think it's weird.

01:10:33.000 I've talked to, you know, this is contrasting the online people with people, you know, in everyday life.

01:10:40.000 I've talked to doctors.

01:10:41.000 I've talked to Uber drivers, people I've talked to at coffee shops.

01:10:46.000 I've yet to meet anybody who's enthusiastic one way or another about this election.

01:10:50.000 Everyone that senses this wildly, they just really can't stand either one.

01:10:54.000 Right.

01:10:55.000 And if you're online in the comment section, they say, no one can anticipate the enthusiasm for Donald Trump.

01:10:59.000 I just don't think that's reality.

01:11:00.000 I haven't found it.

01:11:01.000 No.

01:11:02.000 Even people I know who were, at one point, enthusiastic or hopeful are just like, I'm just trying to salvage any I can out of this.

01:11:08.000 I don't know. 0.97

01:11:09.000 It just sucks. 0.97

01:11:10.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:11:10.000 People I know who probably still pull a lever for Trump, for instance, but they're just kind of at that... 0.98

01:11:15.000 We'll just run through this one way or another.

01:11:17.000 It'll be interesting to see moving forward with elections.

01:11:20.000 Is this specifically because of these two candidates?

01:11:23.000 Or is this just how elections are going to go?

01:11:25.000 Because in the age of information, there's too much info on everybody to make them unlikable.

01:11:29.000 I mean, think of presidents in 30 years, it's going to be this man is running for president.

01:11:33.000 Here's his Reddit account, SweetCherry69, and here was the amount of pornography that he liked.

01:11:39.000 Or here was him at 13 years old using a racist slur on Call of Duty.

01:11:43.000 I mean, everyone is going to have dirt on them.

01:11:46.000 Is it because these two people are genuinely unlikable to a huge percentage of the electorate?

01:11:52.000 Or is this just kind of what we have to accept with national elections going forward?

01:11:57.000 I don't know.

01:11:58.000 I don't know the answer to that question.

01:12:00.000 But it is a noticeable shift from the last several.

01:12:04.000 I think so.

01:12:05.000 I concur completely.

01:12:07.000 I think we can regain the enthusiasm going forward.

01:12:10.000 I think this is just a really, really bizarre year.

01:12:14.000 I don't know if we could write off all future elections for enthusiasm, but I think this is...

01:12:18.000 Hopefully not a trend in that direction.

01:12:21.000 The game has certainly changed.

01:12:22.000 Regardless.

01:12:22.000 It has.

01:12:23.000 But I don't expect them all to be...

01:12:24.000 I mean, listen, you're talking about the two candidates with the highest unfavorability ratings in the history of the United States.

01:12:30.000 Number one and number two.

01:12:33.000 But it was really striking when we started doing the counting.

01:12:35.000 So I'd love for you to do your own experiments and tweet us or email us.

01:12:39.000 Because I'm curious.

01:12:40.000 I know this is entirely anecdotal.

01:12:41.000 Before we were talking about stats, this was anecdotal.

01:12:43.000 But now we're going to get up close and personal with Kolaya Noir talking about the Second Amendment.

01:12:48.000 Stay tuned or you're racist.

01:12:49.000 You should have subscribed to the Live on the Craddle Podcast on iTunes or SoundCloud.

01:13:12.000 It's free and I could have taken with you on the go.

01:13:18.000 Don't let this be you.

01:13:48.000 There you go.

01:13:50.000 He's a gamer.

01:13:51.000 Look, his dance is far better than us.

01:13:53.000 Not to make it racially motivated off the bat, but that was to be expected.

01:13:57.000 You can watch the fifth season of his show.

01:13:59.000 It's titled Noir at nratv.com.

01:14:02.000 Kawhi and Noir.

01:14:03.000 Hey, right away, is that a real name or stage name?

01:14:06.000 Stage name.

01:14:07.000 Okay.

01:14:07.000 He didn't even have it, did you?

01:14:10.000 It's pretty convenient.

01:14:11.000 When I started, man, there was these websites trying to tear me down as if I was some manufactured black guy who was Made up a name and the NRA saw me on the corner of the street selling drugs and said, hey, boy, come over here and say these words on this paper.

01:14:25.000 I was trying to hide the fact that it was the stage name.

01:14:28.000 No one's that cool.

01:14:29.000 It'd be him and NWK hang out.

01:14:33.000 Yeah, NWK, the Illuminati.

01:14:36.000 Exactly.

01:14:37.000 I did get accused of being an Illuminati in one of my videos.

01:14:40.000 Oh, of course you did, naturally.

01:14:42.000 I was kind of happy about that.

01:14:43.000 Yeah, I know.

01:14:44.000 Every now and then we just throw it out there and we'll throw something on Twitter like, hey, when's the Illuminati meeting this Tuesday?

01:14:48.000 Oh wait, delete.

01:14:49.000 And then you'll get actual people like, I knew it!

01:14:51.000 I knew it!

01:14:54.000 Just one frame on a video.

01:14:58.000 You know what?

01:14:59.000 Here, let's do this.

01:14:59.000 Let's give the conspiracy theorists something to go with.

01:15:01.000 Oh, there you go.

01:15:02.000 Illuminati symbol.

01:15:03.000 There you go.

01:15:03.000 That's going to be a screenshot, and there's going to be an entire 20-minute video about how we're all in the Illuminati.

01:15:09.000 This got off track.

01:15:10.000 Okay, so, Colline, we have a bunch to talk about with this election, obviously, as a Second Amendment guy.

01:15:14.000 You just recently, and we've written about this a lot at ladderwithcreditor.com, and I saw a clip I thought it was important for people to know.

01:15:20.000 You were talking about Hillary Clinton's comments on the Australia gun buyback program and why that's important to know.

01:15:28.000 Tell people who may not know about it, because that's most people.

01:15:32.000 Yeah.

01:15:33.000 She loves playing in the word in semantic vagary, so to speak.

01:15:38.000 When you hear buyback, you think, okay, yeah, good thing.

01:15:40.000 You have guns you want to get rid of, you want to get guns off of the street, the evil guns that keep walking around shooting people, and then you sell them back, and you get money for it, and we get the guns off the street.

01:15:50.000 The thing about it is there's a huge distinction between a mandatory buyback and a voluntary buyback.

01:15:58.000 Right.

01:15:58.000 The word being mandatory.

01:15:59.000 Yes.

01:16:00.000 I don't even know how that's a buyback.

01:16:02.000 It's basically they're taking your stuff and they toss you a couple bucks.

01:16:05.000 I mean, it's like literally like if I saw you on the street and I robbed you and I was like, "Hey, Steven, give up the watchman.

01:16:11.000 I'll give you $20 for it, but give up the watchman." That's a robbery.

01:16:14.000 Right.

01:16:15.000 Exactly.

01:16:16.000 It's not a watch buyback.

01:16:17.000 I think my iPad's worth more than a quarter.

01:16:19.000 You don't want it?

01:16:20.000 You don't want it?

01:16:21.000 All right, seriously.

01:16:22.000 Yeah.

01:16:22.000 And so, for a lot of people, they get that confused because in Australia, what they don't understand is...

01:16:28.000 It was a mandatory buyback program.

01:16:30.000 And not only was it mandatory, it was for a limited period of time.

01:16:33.000 He had about a year, I believe, to sell back all the restricted guns that were prohibited now.

01:16:37.000 And then after that fact, you weren't even getting paid anymore.

01:16:40.000 They were like, do it now or get in trouble.

01:16:43.000 Right, yeah.

01:16:44.000 That's a huge difference between setting up in a little local elementary school It's somewhere in some neighborhood and saying, if you have guns you want to get rid of, no questions asked, and we'll give you money for it.

01:16:55.000 Right.

01:16:55.000 Come here and give us your guns.

01:16:57.000 Yeah, and for people who don't know, some states have done that.

01:17:00.000 Some counties have done that.

01:17:01.000 Those voluntary gun buyback programs.

01:17:03.000 Detroit, I think, is the one that's done it.

01:17:05.000 Really?

01:17:05.000 Yeah.

01:17:06.000 Because that should be on the top of Detroit's priorities list.

01:17:10.000 They're walking past the UAW members stabbing a kid in a public schooling program.

01:17:16.000 Sell your gun, please.

01:17:18.000 Yeah, well, the thing is, people don't understand that, too, with Australia.

01:17:20.000 It hasn't helped the crime.

01:17:21.000 It hasn't helped the murder rate.

01:17:22.000 But you made a good point that Hillary Clinton was talking about the states and then did a quick pivot to Australia.

01:17:29.000 And you were talking about the fact that she used this delineation means she understands that it's mandatory, but she's hiding it from people.

01:17:36.000 Yeah, absolutely, because she's saying, she ended her comment by saying, yes, we should definitely look to Australia as a model of how to do this on a national level.

01:17:43.000 Well, you just talked about An example of it on a local level.

01:17:48.000 Why do you need Australia to use as a model for doing it on a national level, but for the distinction, which is that Australia's version was mandatory?

01:17:56.000 Exactly.

01:17:57.000 You would just say, why don't we look to whatever, Hartford, Connecticut, on a national level, but instead you're saying, well, why don't we look to Australia?

01:18:02.000 Well, why?

01:18:02.000 Well, because it's a mandatory buyback.

01:18:04.000 Yeah, but she's not going to say that, though.

01:18:06.000 No, she's not going to say that.

01:18:08.000 Gosh, it is tough.

01:18:09.000 I know to some people you're an enigma, because...

01:18:11.000 Yeah.

01:18:14.000 No, no, no, I'm Dominican.

01:18:16.000 You're Dominican, okay. 1.00

01:18:17.000 Yeah, which would actually still mean I have a lot more.

01:18:19.000 You still have more, that's why I didn't say black. 0.98

01:18:21.000 See, and you just, he's so quick to throw the racist card. 0.96

01:18:24.000 But you have this out there, so a lot of black people obviously aren't conservative. 0.98

01:18:27.000 It's like Trump is getting maybe 9% if he's lucky with black people.

01:18:31.000 But you obviously are very educated and you talk a lot about the Second Amendment issue.

01:18:35.000 Do you think that, and you're the only person I know really doing that actively, do you feel that the Second Amendment issue is an issue, if you were to take individually, maybe would be a more strong issue with the black community than maybe the Republican platform?

01:18:46.000 Or do you think it's just kind of one they're apathetic about?

01:18:50.000 No.

01:18:51.000 Black people own guns. 1.00

01:18:54.000 The thing about it is it's how we go about it.

01:18:57.000 Other cultures tend to feel more comfortable being more vocal about their ownership of firearms.

01:19:04.000 And the reason why is because there's been this, I always say this before, The image of a black person owning a gun has been hijacked. 0.79

01:19:11.000 Because what you get is you get a pushing of this kind of gangbanger, D-boy mentality or projection that you get from the music, from mainstream media, from movies, whatever the case may be.

01:19:22.000 So that is largely the only representation you see of black men owning firearms.

01:19:26.000 And so what that has done is that cultivated an environment where black people own firearms, but we just don't talk about it.

01:19:32.000 It's the whole concept of, well, I'm the young black guy, so I know people are automatically going to assume I must be doing something illegal as a result, because all most people know about black people owning firearms is what they've seen through the mainstream media, so to speak.

01:19:46.000 And so the image of black firearm ownership has been skewed way past it.

01:19:51.000 That's a good point.

01:19:52.000 I think when a lot of people picture just sort of, you know, mommy and daddy and homeowner, you know, fingerprint gun safe for home protection.

01:19:58.000 I haven't seen a lot.

01:19:59.000 I don't know that I've ever seen a situation where that was portrayed as a black person.

01:20:04.000 You're not going to.

01:20:05.000 Okay.

01:20:06.000 Because especially when we talk about the era where they were pushing this super predator rhetoric.

01:20:11.000 Right.

01:20:12.000 That in and of itself had a big part to play in that as well. 0.81

01:20:15.000 And so what you ended up finding is that most black people just won't talk about it.

01:20:20.000 I did a show on my show Noir, I did an episode where I was speaking with this young guy who just recently graduated.

01:20:27.000 He was about to graduate from high school and he lived in one of the hoods here in Dallas.

01:20:33.000 We were walking around the neighborhood and I was with my camera crew.

01:20:36.000 Some of them kind of looked like you two.

01:20:39.000 Very out of place in South Dallas to say the least.

01:20:42.000 And so we went to his grandmother's house.

01:20:45.000 I was speaking with his grandmother and she was like, you probably don't want to walk down that street because you're going to get shot at because y'all look like the feds.

01:20:57.000 Even you or just them?

01:20:59.000 Well, I mean, they were just, I don't know.

01:21:03.000 I just heed warning, whatever it's given.

01:21:05.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.58

01:21:06.000 Just generally, you could get shot, period, there.

01:21:08.000 Just cross it off your list.

01:21:10.000 Good, yeah.

01:21:11.000 But it was interesting.

01:21:12.000 She was just like, what are y'all doing with my nephew?

01:21:14.000 And I was like, my grandson or whatever.

01:21:17.000 And I was like, well, you know, we're talking to him about the idea of the Second Amendment, firearm ownership, because he was adamantly against it.

01:21:23.000 Mm-hmm.

01:21:24.000 But he was a very conscious young man, very smart, very into his culture and understanding black history and things of that nature.

01:21:30.000 And when I was talking to him, I was kind of talking to him and basically saying, you know, like, I don't necessarily think having the anti-gun stance correlates with a lot of our history as a community.

01:21:41.000 And so when I brought that up to her, she was like, oh, baby.

01:21:43.000 She's like, we all own guns around here.

01:21:45.000 We just don't talk about it.

01:21:46.000 That's true.

01:21:47.000 I mean, she said that verbatim.

01:21:48.000 Well, especially if it's in a bad area, because that can make you a target just because they try and steal it.

01:21:52.000 There's that also.

01:21:54.000 But then again, it really comes down to just basic logic.

01:21:57.000 If I'm in an environment where things aren't exactly the best, I'm probably going to want a means by which to protect myself.

01:22:04.000 I'm using my monitors to light.

01:22:07.000 But the idea of firearm ownership to me is so incredibly simple now.

01:22:14.000 Now, the one thing I have to be careful of is I've seen both sides of this perspective.

01:22:20.000 I wasn't always this way.

01:22:20.000 I didn't shoot my first gun until I was about 25, 26.

01:22:23.000 What made you do that?

01:22:24.000 So were you anti-gun or just sort of, again, neutral?

01:22:27.000 I was scared of guns leaning more towards being anti.

01:22:32.000 And largely due to the fact that I just didn't like the idea of somebody having the power to immediately kill me whenever they felt like they could.

01:22:39.000 For me, it's very comforting because I work with not gay Jared, so it makes me sleep better knowing I've got that trump card. 1.00

01:22:45.000 Go ahead.

01:22:47.000 Look at him.

01:22:49.000 He's packing right here.

01:22:50.000 It's just off camera.

01:22:51.000 He always carries.

01:22:52.000 So, you know, listen, it's...

01:22:53.000 You know me, I have...

01:22:54.000 There's something there.

01:22:57.000 There's always here.

01:22:58.000 Oh, there you go.

01:22:58.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:22:59.000 Was that the Walzer?

01:23:00.000 No.

01:23:02.000 The HKBP. Oh, the HKBP. Okay, they look very similar.

01:23:04.000 Yeah.

01:23:05.000 Yeah.

01:23:05.000 They do share similar ergonomics.

01:23:08.000 Okay, continue.

01:23:08.000 Yeah.

01:23:08.000 Sorry.

01:23:09.000 So you were afraid of guns.

01:23:10.000 So what made you purchase your first firearm then?

01:23:13.000 Well, I had a friend of mine who had a gun.

01:23:15.000 He hadn't shot it in several years.

01:23:17.000 It randomly just was like, I'm going to the gun range.

01:23:20.000 Do you want to go?

01:23:21.000 Real good friend of mine.

01:23:22.000 And initially, my initial reaction was, no, I don't want to go.

01:23:25.000 I don't want anything to do with guns.

01:23:26.000 I'm just like, eh.

01:23:28.000 But at that point, I was like, I felt a little weird.

01:23:33.000 I almost felt silly being scared of an inanimate object the way I was.

01:23:36.000 I didn't like that idea.

01:23:38.000 And I'd gone through a trying time at that point in my life, and I'd overcome something that I think I wouldn't have been able to.

01:23:44.000 And so I was kind of in this mindset now of facing fears and getting over them.

01:23:48.000 Like, I just tried oysters.

01:23:49.000 Now I want a submachine gun.

01:23:52.000 Exactly.

01:23:53.000 Exactly.

01:23:53.000 I know the mindset.

01:23:55.000 I've had that period of my life as well.

01:23:57.000 I've never had oysters.

01:23:58.000 They're pretty gross.

01:23:59.000 They look pretty gross. 0.99

01:24:01.000 They are gross. 0.98

01:24:01.000 It's like snot in a seashell. 0.98

01:24:03.000 Continue.

01:24:04.000 I think I'm allergic.

01:24:05.000 For some reason, when I eat seafood, I don't have a reaction.

01:24:08.000 But for some reason, I think I'm allergic.

01:24:09.000 Just use that one.

01:24:09.000 There you go.

01:24:10.000 That's what I say about cats. 0.97

01:24:11.000 I hate them. 0.96

01:24:12.000 That's all it is.

01:24:13.000 It's like, ah, I'm allergic.

01:24:13.000 I don't like cats.

01:24:14.000 What can you do?

01:24:15.000 And I move on down the trail.

01:24:16.000 So, okay, so this invitation, shooting range.

01:24:19.000 Then you say, I'm going to do it.

01:24:21.000 So we get to shooting range, right?

01:24:22.000 And I'm...

01:24:24.000 I'm terrified, dude.

01:24:25.000 Like, I'm terrified.

01:24:26.000 And I walk in the door, and I'm like, I don't want him to judge me.

01:24:29.000 I don't, you know, so I just go through with it.

01:24:30.000 And I get to the door, and then one of the door, the door that kind of sections off, you know, the actual storefront and then actual shooting range open.

01:24:39.000 And then I can hear a pop, pop, pop, pop.

01:24:41.000 And I was like, oh, what did I get myself into?

01:24:45.000 And I remember going up to the line.

01:24:47.000 He had a, it was a, what was it?

01:24:50.000 I forgot the gun.

01:24:51.000 I can't believe I forgot the name of the gun.

01:24:52.000 It was a Taurus.

01:24:55.000 It was a Taurus 40, 40 caliber, a 40 Smith& Wesson Taurus subcompact.

01:25:00.000 It was a Millennium 2000 or something like that.

01:25:04.000 I can't remember.

01:25:05.000 It's in my safe here, so I'll go grab it later.

01:25:07.000 But we were there, and we were shooting, and I remember very vividly.

01:25:10.000 It was so vivid.

01:25:12.000 I remember the first shot, completely terrified, pulled the trigger, and it was like the world exploded around me.

01:25:18.000 It's just like, oh my gosh, I don't understand what just happened.

01:25:22.000 This is terrifying.

01:25:23.000 I think I'm dead, but I'm not sure, but I'm conscious, so maybe I'm still alive.

01:25:29.000 And then I was like, let's do it again.

01:25:33.000 And then that's what changed it?

01:25:35.000 It was just that?

01:25:36.000 It sounds so cliche. 0.98

01:25:37.000 No, no, I think everyone needs to shoot a gun at some point.

01:25:40.000 We've talked about that, where if only, even if they don't have that moment like you did where they become fans or enthusiasts, where almost everybody does, but even if they don't, they at least have respect for the power associated with it and what is required to handle a firearm.

01:25:54.000 And they'll never believe the films anymore.

01:25:56.000 Like, shoot it. 0.99

01:25:56.000 She shot him in the leg. 0.99

01:25:57.000 No way!

01:25:59.000 All it takes is one trip to the rain.

01:26:01.000 It destroys your whole concept of movies now.

01:26:04.000 You can't watch them the same way you used to. 0.76

01:26:06.000 Well, now I'm kind of a douchebag about it now.

01:26:08.000 So anytime I watch a movie with somebody, I'm like, I have that gun.

01:26:11.000 I have that one too.

01:26:12.000 Can I have that one?

01:26:13.000 Yeah, you're looking for it all the time.

01:26:15.000 It's like when you just bought a new car or something, and then all of a sudden you see it everywhere.

01:26:19.000 And you're counting the rounds.

01:26:21.000 You're going like, hold on a second.

01:26:23.000 No, the clock 19 doesn't have 23 rounds.

01:26:26.000 No way!

01:26:28.000 So true.

01:26:30.000 You've got to almost turn that part of your mind off in order to enjoy action.

01:26:34.000 Especially when Cobra hits the screen.

01:26:36.000 Yeah, especially when Cobra was still on.

01:26:37.000 You're like, nah.

01:26:38.000 Well, it's so far gone that you don't have no expectations of it being even remotely accurate.

01:26:43.000 So, okay, so before this, and I don't want to mischaracterize you, so we'll talk about it more after the break.

01:26:49.000 You are politically independent.

01:26:51.000 I would say probably lean right watching some of your content.

01:26:55.000 I'm just right of center.

01:26:57.000 Just right of center.

01:26:58.000 Now, do you think the firearm ownership was a catalyst for that?

01:27:02.000 Or was that the case beforehand and it made you realize it?

01:27:04.000 We'll talk about it after...

01:27:06.000 How long do we have?

01:27:07.000 Yeah, about 10 seconds.

01:27:08.000 Oh, okay.

01:27:09.000 We'll talk about it after the break.

01:27:10.000 KalayaNoir, NRATV.com.

01:27:11.000 Stay tuned.

01:27:12.000 If you tune out, that means you hate Dominicans, I think he said.

01:27:15.000 Don't do that.

01:27:16.000 I'm really not Dominican.

01:27:16.000 Oh, oh.

01:27:17.000 Well, whatever. 1.00

01:27:18.000 You liar! 1.00

01:27:19.000 You're a liar! 1.00

01:27:20.000 What? 1.00

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01:27:23.000 Come on.

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01:28:12.000 Set it down somewhere in your basement, your den, and forget about it and just know that it's there if you need it.

01:28:22.000 Hey, hey, don't! 0.99

01:28:24.000 You won't speak unless spoken to.

01:28:27.000 I gotta go to the bathroom.

01:28:28.000 Use the bathroom bucket! 1.00

01:28:34.000 This way?

01:28:36.000 Yeah.

01:28:40.000 Oh, and I don't want nobody.

01:28:55.000 Want nobody.

01:28:57.000 And I don't want nobody.

01:28:59.000 You got that right.

01:29:02.000 And I don't want nobody.

01:29:04.000 I lost.

01:29:05.000 Want nobody.

01:29:06.000 And I don't want nobody.

01:29:09.000 You got that right.

01:29:11.000 And I don't want nobody.

01:29:14.000 Glad to be back.

01:29:15.000 That is Pogo, who has a new song up, Redux of the Fresh Prince, which I love.

01:29:19.000 It brings me back down memory lane.

01:29:21.000 Noir, in its fifth season at nratv.com.

01:29:24.000 Cole Lion Noir, thanks for staying with us.

01:29:26.000 Before the break, you said you're just right of center.

01:29:29.000 Were you always that way, or did it take that gateway of firearms and kind of it brought you to this understanding of liberty?

01:29:35.000 I've seen it as a great gateway drug.

01:29:38.000 Absolutely.

01:29:39.000 Honestly, it was really law school.

01:29:41.000 Oh, really?

01:29:42.000 Yeah.

01:29:43.000 When you start to become even more analytical and really start looking and viewing the world that way, it just kind of forced me to start looking at everything from a more objective standpoint, not necessarily with my emotions and just kind of my feels all the time.

01:29:59.000 I've learned to balance those two things.

01:30:03.000 And then the firearm component really espoused my idea and concept of freedom.

01:30:08.000 That's what really took that to a whole new level.

01:30:11.000 Because I understood, especially when I started carrying a gun for the very first time, you don't realize how subconsciously you kind of...

01:30:20.000 And some people are gonna hear this and think that it's paranoia or I'm walking around life terrified.

01:30:24.000 I'm not.

01:30:25.000 But you start to understand there's a sense of empowerment that comes with carrying a firearm that allows me to be independent.

01:30:31.000 So if anything happens, I may still die.

01:30:35.000 Something that may not work.

01:30:37.000 If you keep going down those streets that grandma told you not to, there's a good chance.

01:30:40.000 You know, that's where I'm good at.

01:30:44.000 But at least I can take comfort in understanding that I can put up a decent fight.

01:30:49.000 Right.

01:30:50.000 Well, I think that's the same thing, even before carrying, you know, my dad and I, it sounds silly, but we've talked about, you know, combat sports, combat arena martial arts, not the BS, like the Kung Fu and the silly Olympic Taekwondo.

01:31:01.000 The artistic martial arts.

01:31:03.000 Yeah, well, like Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Judo, wrestling, boxing.

01:31:07.000 And when you reach a certain level in proficiency and you've won a certain amount of competitions, actual full bore, you know, you go, okay, I realized what I didn't know before and there's a confidence that comes with it.

01:31:17.000 And that's why I think you find probably the same thing with a lot of gun owners, but certainly with a lot of fighters or people who are accomplished.

01:31:24.000 I mean, we're around professional fighters all the time.

01:31:26.000 They are the first to de-escalate a situation generally and avoid conflict because they understand the responsibility that comes with it.

01:31:34.000 Absolutely.

01:31:35.000 I remember when I first started carrying, especially having a gun more consistently, like in my car, I told you all the time, I do not do road rage.

01:31:45.000 I don't entertain it.

01:31:47.000 If I get angry, I literally have to talk myself down.

01:31:50.000 I don't honk.

01:31:50.000 I don't do any of that stuff.

01:31:51.000 I do all of it.

01:31:53.000 Not yet Jared's been in the car.

01:31:56.000 I get so mad.

01:31:58.000 Oh my gosh.

01:32:00.000 Wait it out.

01:32:01.000 Wait it out.

01:32:03.000 I don't do it because I understand the implications, especially now that there's a firearm that could possibly be in play.

01:32:09.000 I would never think to go to that firearm, but let's say, for instance, I've now put myself in a position with somebody who does have a firearm and does decide to take it there.

01:32:16.000 Now I have to bring that firearm into play.

01:32:18.000 Right.

01:32:19.000 Let me give you an example here.

01:32:20.000 I think I'm okay with telling this story.

01:32:22.000 So you're in Dallas.

01:32:23.000 My dad is trained there.

01:32:23.000 Guy Mezgers, he's a former UFC champion, so he runs a gym there.

01:32:26.000 Very accomplished.

01:32:27.000 And there was a situation where some guys kind of, I don't know, they tried to rough him up in a parking lot or something like that.

01:32:32.000 It might have been over a parking space.

01:32:33.000 They escalated it, and they came at him, like two or three guys.

01:32:37.000 So, right, think about this.

01:32:38.000 You're untrained.

01:32:40.000 The first thing most people do is they're going to start swinging, right?

01:32:43.000 And they're just going to get beat to high heaven.

01:32:44.000 This is one of my favorite stories.

01:32:46.000 What he did was he tossed one, so tossed him down, and got him in a chokehold.

01:32:52.000 And he said, you come one step closer, your friend gets it.

01:32:55.000 I'm choking out your friend.

01:32:57.000 And so they just got back in their car, and that's the fourth, you know, if you didn't know how accomplished you were in Europe, you didn't have confidence in your abilities, you'd just be swinging wildly, and you wouldn't be able to get it going.

01:33:10.000 I think we lost him.

01:33:10.000 He's coming back here, Kalaya Noir.

01:33:12.000 He is coming back.

01:33:13.000 We are bringing him back in.

01:33:14.000 We are bringing him back.

01:33:15.000 All right, we lost him for a second.

01:33:16.000 Talk about that.

01:33:17.000 I'm running two computers, and I get confused by keyboards.

01:33:19.000 Well, shut off one computer on the program, for crying out loud.

01:33:22.000 Anyway, that was always one of my favorite stories, because it came with the guy you would think would be the most violent, and it was the least violent way to deal with the situation.

01:33:28.000 You know what's funny about that?

01:33:30.000 An interesting dynamic you explained there, and I don't know if you picked up on it.

01:33:34.000 When I talk to people about owning a firearm, especially women, a lot of women that I've talked to, when I talk to someone, I'm like, I don't want a gun, I don't want to have to shoot anyone.

01:33:44.000 That thought of shooting someone terrifies me.

01:33:46.000 I was like, would you shoot someone if they were trying to hurt your kid? 0.96

01:33:48.000 In a heartbeat. 0.99

01:33:48.000 Right. 0.99

01:33:50.000 For some reason, people are incredibly...

01:33:52.000 Vigorous when it comes to the idea of using a gun to defend somebody they love.

01:33:57.000 Right.

01:33:58.000 A little bit more passive when it comes to the idea of using a gun to defend against somebody in terms of themselves.

01:34:03.000 It's probably false guilt like pride.

01:34:05.000 Like, oh, I would just take it.

01:34:07.000 Well, I think that's also why you have so many of these social justice warriors.

01:34:09.000 You go out there, they're single, they're in college or post-college, they have no families, they have no wives, they're living on...

01:34:15.000 And that's why it's easier for them to align with the gun control, the anti-guns and things, because they never had to think about Protecting somebody else.

01:34:23.000 And not only that, that's a good point.

01:34:24.000 They're also surrounded by people who share their opinion, right?

01:34:26.000 The second you come out and you say something, I'm sure you've gotten death threats, as yours truly has.

01:34:30.000 The second you say something unpopular, you understand the need to protect yourself.

01:34:33.000 If you're in an echo chamber and you've never taken a risk in your positions, well, you don't understand the need for self-preservation.

01:34:38.000 No.

01:34:39.000 I had an issue with, for instance, my mother.

01:34:41.000 I had somebody, there was a website. 0.56

01:34:43.000 You shot your mother?

01:34:44.000 No, no, no. 0.77

01:34:45.000 I'm kidding.

01:34:46.000 God forbid.

01:34:47.000 Yeah.

01:34:49.000 This isn't Ben Carson.

01:34:51.000 Oh, God.

01:34:52.000 All right, go ahead.

01:34:52.000 Let the man speak.

01:34:55.000 They posted my mom's address online.

01:34:59.000 And it was their attempt to out me.

01:35:02.000 Like, this is his address.

01:35:03.000 This is where he lives and all the stuff like that.

01:35:05.000 And I didn't live there.

01:35:06.000 I lived there when I was in college.

01:35:08.000 I didn't live there anymore.

01:35:09.000 And, you know, I reached out to them like, man, look, I don't live there anymore.

01:35:12.000 I'll give you my current address.

01:35:13.000 Just take that one down. 1.00

01:35:14.000 And they were like, no. 0.99

01:35:16.000 So I was like, damn it. 0.99

01:35:18.000 So my mom's like, seriously religious, right? 0.99

01:35:20.000 And so I'm like, mom, here's this Smith& Wesson M&P. I'm leaving here with you because I'm not here as much anymore.

01:35:29.000 Use it.

01:35:30.000 Keep it.

01:35:30.000 Any event something happens.

01:35:32.000 And she fought me.

01:35:33.000 And she was like, son, I have the Lord.

01:35:35.000 I was like, mom.

01:35:36.000 I was like, yes, I understand that, but here's a gun for your protection in case sometimes she's like, son, I don't need that.

01:35:41.000 Jesus will take care of me.

01:35:42.000 I was like, yeah, Jesus gave you a son so that he can give you a gun.

01:35:46.000 Thank you, God.

01:35:49.000 And she ended up taking it.

01:35:51.000 And she understands now.

01:35:54.000 But that vulnerability, it hit me harder than seeing my vulnerability.

01:35:59.000 You know?

01:36:00.000 Right.

01:36:00.000 With her, it really hit me.

01:36:04.000 And I was like, Jesus.

01:36:05.000 I'm like, what am I going to do now?

01:36:06.000 I realize how vulnerable I am in terms of people around me that I love and doing what I can to protect them the best way that I can.

01:36:13.000 We have to go.

01:36:13.000 You know what?

01:36:14.000 If he has a couple minutes, let's do, people know, a web-extended version here, ladderwithcrowder.com, to give him some thoughts, unfiltered, on the election.

01:36:21.000 Fifth season of Noir, NRATV.com.

01:36:25.000 Thank you very much, sir.

01:36:26.000 Stay tuned for Web Extended.

01:36:27.000 If you do now, that means you hate Dominicans and or fake Dominicans, as we've learned. 0.67

01:36:31.000 Earth! 0.99

01:36:40.000 Fire!

01:36:43.000 Wind!

01:36:44.000 Water!

01:36:45.000 Heart!

01:36:46.000 Go Planet!

01:36:46.000 By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

01:36:51.000 Captain Planet, he's a hero!

01:36:53.000 Gonna take pollution down to zero! 0.90

01:36:59.000 Okay, Planeteers, it's time to take this evil corporate oil baron down to size!

01:37:06.000 Fire! 0.66

01:37:07.000 Light his powder kegs!

01:37:09.000 You got it, Captain!

01:37:11.000 Fire!

01:37:12.000 Heart! 1.00

01:37:12.000 Shut up! 1.00

01:37:13.000 Try this one on for size, Mr. 1.00

01:37:16.000 Businessman!

01:37:17.000 Oh, no!

01:37:18.000 The Planeteers and Captain Planet!

01:37:20.000 You've lit all my oil on fire!

01:37:23.000 Oh, my profits are ruined!

01:37:25.000 You'll never get away with this!

01:37:27.000 Looks like we just did, Mr.

01:37:29.000 Oilman! 0.90

01:37:30.000 Hey there, Captain.

01:37:31.000 And Planeteers, remember, only you can prevent...

01:37:36.000 What? 0.98

01:37:37.000 What the s***? 0.98

01:37:38.000 Hey, Smokey! 0.98

01:37:40.000 Seriously, you lit that whole...

01:37:43.000 Do you realize what you've just done with this brush fire?

01:37:46.000 Yeah, we cut that Texas corporate oil man down to size!

01:37:49.000 No, no, you have just destroyed the habitats of countless animals and likely killed the Johnson family.

01:37:59.000 They live out there in the woods in a cabin.

01:38:01.000 They're probably dead.

01:38:03.000 Well, at least we know that oil man won't be cutting any more slimy deals any time soon.

01:38:09.000 No, no, put that ring down.

01:38:10.000 This is serious.

01:38:12.000 There are people in there.

01:38:13.000 Have you ever seen what a third-degree burn looks like?

01:38:16.000 Smokey, I think you're being too hard on the children.

01:38:20.000 They're only trying to save the environment.

01:38:23.000 Oh, right, Captain, and what a great track record they have.

01:38:27.000 Isn't that right, Mrs.

01:38:28.000 Water, Hurricane Katrina?

01:38:29.000 That wasn't my fault!

01:38:31.000 Who built the city below sea level?

01:38:33.000 No, no, it was your fault.

01:38:35.000 And you should be ashamed, just like that ginger on this brush fire. 0.96

01:38:39.000 Smokey, I think it's time for you to calm down.

01:38:41.000 Oh, is that right, Mr.

01:38:43.000 Earth? 1.00

01:38:43.000 Because it just so happens that only you can prevent me kicking your ass! 1.00

01:38:47.000 Come here. 1.00

01:38:48.000 Oh, ah, ah, ah!

01:38:50.000 The water won't help if I fire up!

01:38:53.000 Hot!

01:38:54.000 He does nothing!

01:38:55.000 Hurry, Earth! 0.97

01:38:56.000 We just have to out-rock hard!

01:38:59.000 Captain Planet, he's a hero Gonna take pollution down to zero Glad

01:39:31.000 to be with you.

01:39:32.000 We are in, are we in the third hour?

01:39:34.000 In the third hour.

01:39:35.000 We are in the third hour.

01:39:35.000 Oh man, I just got dizzy.

01:39:37.000 I just realized I didn't eat anything.

01:39:39.000 And boy, it's been a little bit of a weird day.

01:39:43.000 Courtney Kirchhoff going to be coming up in the middle here. 0.99

01:39:46.000 So she'll be expanding on what we're going to talk about now from a female angle.

01:39:51.000 And I think she's actually about to vote Donald Trump, for people who don't know.

01:39:54.000 She was kind of up in the air about it.

01:39:55.000 We're not never Trumpers here.

01:39:57.000 Of course not.

01:39:59.000 Of course!

01:40:00.000 We've never been huge fans of the guy, but we've tried to approach it in a balanced way.

01:40:05.000 And I think, last time I spoke with her, it sounds like that's what she's going to be doing.

01:40:08.000 So it'll be interesting to see if the debate puts someone like her over the edge. 0.87

01:40:13.000 Hey, a couple of things.

01:40:15.000 I guess we'll have to talk about this in the closing segment.

01:40:18.000 One thing that I think is really dangerous out there, a lot of people just, they talk in these false platitudes or a soundbite.

01:40:25.000 And the whole, right now, you'll see it a lot on Twitter from Donald Trump's surrogates.

01:40:30.000 They're going, failure's not an option!

01:40:33.000 And that's kind of, I think, emblematic of what's so wrong right now.

01:40:36.000 These are people who say that are people who've never actually tested themselves, challenged themselves.

01:40:41.000 My friend Chael has talked about this.

01:40:42.000 Failure is always an option.

01:40:44.000 And right now, for Donald Trump, for the Republicans, it's the most likely option.

01:40:48.000 It doesn't mean you're a quitter to acknowledge that failure is always an option.

01:40:53.000 It means you're more productive.

01:40:54.000 It means that you acknowledge the reality of the situation and are more solution-oriented to try and fix it.

01:41:02.000 And so when people say, well, actually failure is an option, Listen.

01:41:06.000 Listen to it.

01:41:07.000 We'll talk about this in the last segment, about this whole myth.

01:41:10.000 A lot of people who've never been in athletics or never done stand-up comedy or never done an individual sort of endeavor, when they say, oh, you just reached down deep and found it.

01:41:20.000 That doesn't happen.

01:41:21.000 It's a myth.

01:41:21.000 But not in a way that's as negative as you would think.

01:41:24.000 Before we get to the Amy Schumer thing, I've got this up on my screen.

01:41:28.000 teen sued catholic school lily madigan an 18 year old student at saint simon stock catholic school in madestone kent sued the school became a girl and then uh administers said that she administrator said he wouldn't be able to use the women's bathroom sued and won so this is remember when they said christians are just being silly when they say this is a slippery slope Well, here we are. 0.92

01:41:54.000 You have to bake cakes for any gay wedding. 0.97

01:41:56.000 You have to cater gay weddings. 1.00

01:41:59.000 You have to open your bed and breakfast for gay honeymoons. 1.00

01:42:01.000 And now, private Catholic school, you have to push the anti-LGBTQAIP agenda.

01:42:08.000 Even if it flies in the face of science right now.

01:42:11.000 This is where the left is truly anti-science.

01:42:12.000 There's no doubt about it.

01:42:14.000 You will be made to care.

01:42:15.000 You will be made to agree with them.

01:42:18.000 Suing a Catholic, come on now, this is what the liberals would have used. 0.97

01:42:21.000 Listen, no one's going to try and force churches to perform gay weddings. 0.99

01:42:26.000 Listen, no one's going to try and force Catholic schools to let trannies use the bathroom. 1.00

01:42:31.000 Here you are. 0.87

01:42:33.000 Behold your tolerance, your anti-science tolerance.

01:42:37.000 Okay.

01:42:38.000 Speaking of which, one thing we often get, why do you talk about Amy Schumer or Lena Dunham so much?

01:42:43.000 If you actually listen to the show or follow, you know, we write daily articles like six to eight every day at lotterwithcreditor.com, I'd say it's probably about 3% of what we do.

01:42:52.000 The reason, however, Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham keep coming up is they're this generation's Barbra Streisand. 0.83

01:42:57.000 They're being pushed as these unbelievable strong feminists. 1.00

01:43:01.000 I mean, pushed.

01:43:01.000 They're being dollied out, you know.

01:43:04.000 Yeah.

01:43:04.000 You need to get rid of the friction.

01:43:05.000 Exactly.

01:43:06.000 You need to use leverage at this point.

01:43:08.000 Technology helps.

01:43:09.000 Yeah.

01:43:09.000 Unlike the Native Americans who didn't use the wheel.

01:43:13.000 We brought smallpox, and we brought the ability to roll the things.

01:43:18.000 Their scooters have Hemis.

01:43:19.000 Yes, exactly.

01:43:21.000 That's why it's so important.

01:43:23.000 And Amy Schumer, this week...

01:43:25.000 Content machine that she is for us. 0.71

01:43:27.000 Yes, the content machine that she is for us, went on a rant at her show against Donald Trump. 1.00

01:43:34.000 Let's...

01:43:35.000 For those of you who don't know, let's listen to a couple clips.

01:43:37.000 So, I like Hillary because... 1.00

01:43:41.000 I know you're here to laugh, but you know what?

01:43:44.000 You choose your life.

01:43:46.000 You choose the way you want to live your life.

01:43:49.000 It's just too important.

01:43:50.000 It's just too important.

01:43:51.000 Oh my gosh, listen to that.

01:43:55.000 Listen to the arrogance in that.

01:43:58.000 It's just too important.

01:43:59.000 So you're going to spend five minutes.

01:44:01.000 She's decided.

01:44:02.000 You paid for a comedy show, but Amy Schumer has decided that her opinion is so valuable, by God, you're going to hear it because she's going to do her girlfriend! 1.00

01:44:12.000 Fat girlfriend! 1.00

01:44:13.000 Fat Kinkle's girlfriend! 1.00

01:44:15.000 I'm going to do me!

01:44:16.000 But these people didn't come.

01:44:18.000 They came to see some comedy.

01:44:19.000 No!

01:44:19.000 I'm going to go out there and shill for Hillary.

01:44:24.000 What's the next clip so I know if I need to...

01:44:26.000 This is where things turn rough for the audience.

01:44:28.000 Okay, let's hear this.

01:44:29.000 Okay, so just so you know, from now on, if you yell out, you're going to get thrown out.

01:44:35.000 Just so you know, if you yell out...

01:44:38.000 And you can see some people leaving.

01:44:39.000 And about two other people are approximately laughing left.

01:44:44.000 Okay, so everybody point to the people booing.

01:44:49.000 Okay, so...

01:44:51.000 Go! 0.95

01:44:52.000 Go! 0.95

01:44:54.000 And they did.

01:44:55.000 It'd be hard for her to point with her chubby fingers. 1.00

01:44:58.000 Like, who are you pointing at?

01:44:59.000 Which one of those three people?

01:45:00.000 I don't know.

01:45:01.000 It's just not enough of a point.

01:45:03.000 It's more of a meat hook, really.

01:45:06.000 This is the problem.

01:45:07.000 Listen, no one has a problem with you expressing your political opinion, okay?

01:45:10.000 And there's a difference between Amy Schumer and someone like a Dennis Miller or a Bill Maher. 1.00

01:45:14.000 Or something if you come see a stand-up show with me, I'd say it's probably 70% comedy, maybe 30% of it is political comedy.

01:45:19.000 But you know it getting in.

01:45:21.000 Most of Amy Schumer's fans are not there for her political opinion.

01:45:24.000 She goes on to say that she knew nothing about firearms until people got shot in the train wreck theater in Aurora, and that's what made her want to push banning firearms.

01:45:33.000 She goes on to say that she performed for Hillary, and this is a woman who was in the back pocket of the DNC. So people, most people who go to see her are not liberals.

01:45:43.000 They're not going to, or I should say, they're not social justice warriors.

01:45:46.000 They're not hardcore leftists. 0.97

01:45:47.000 They're going to hear her do the whole, I'm so slutty shtick. 1.00

01:45:51.000 Eh, vagina joke shtick. 1.00

01:45:52.000 That's what they go to see Amy Schumer bit for. 1.00

01:45:54.000 And in ten years, she won't be able to do it.

01:45:55.000 In five years, she won't be able to do it.

01:45:57.000 Listen, I get it.

01:45:57.000 She's had a great career, but it's one note.

01:46:00.000 And that's why people come to see Amy Schumer. 0.90

01:46:02.000 Trainwreck.

01:46:03.000 Every single stand-up special. 0.99

01:46:03.000 Vagina joke. 0.99

01:46:05.000 Set your stopwatch 30 seconds until it's either I'm a slut or vagina joke. 1.00

01:46:08.000 That's why they come. 0.99

01:46:09.000 They don't come for a political opinion.

01:46:11.000 And the arrogance is what bothers people.

01:46:13.000 The arrogance of an Amy Schumer here that we're going to take five minutes and I'm going to educate you...

01:46:20.000 The arrogance of not understanding that people paid hundreds of dollars for this ticket to go out.

01:46:26.000 This is a big deal for a lot of these people.

01:46:27.000 They work long days.

01:46:29.000 They don't make a lot of money.

01:46:30.000 And they want to go out, probably on their anniversary, probably on date night.

01:46:33.000 Hey, sweetheart, I spent $250 a ticket to get some halfway decent seats, and we're going to go see Amy Schumer and laugh. 1.00

01:46:41.000 But oh my god, because Amy Schumer that night decided that she was going to berate you. 0.99

01:46:48.000 You don't get your money's worth.

01:46:51.000 That's the issue people have.

01:46:53.000 It's not with you having an opinion.

01:46:55.000 It's with you taking up the valuable time that people have paid top dollar for.

01:47:00.000 Most likely to get away from the election.

01:47:01.000 Yeah, most likely to get away from the election.

01:47:03.000 They go to this to try and escape it.

01:47:04.000 Again, very different if they're going to see Bill Maher or Jon Stewart or let's say a Trevor Noah.

01:47:09.000 They know what they're getting into.

01:47:10.000 That's not why they went to see Amy Schumer.

01:47:12.000 And something that you notice so you can tell she's not a political comedian...

01:47:16.000 She goes from jokes, right? 0.99

01:47:19.000 She goes from jokes to, this is why Donald Trump sucks, and it's not funny. 0.99

01:47:24.000 I've heard fantastic Donald Trump jokes. 0.99

01:47:26.000 I've heard great Hillary jokes. 1.00

01:47:27.000 George Bush jokes are some of my favorite.

01:47:29.000 She's not capable of doing it. 0.92

01:47:31.000 It's just hatred.

01:47:33.000 And let me read you, she then apologized afterward from this walkout because it became viral. 0.98

01:47:37.000 She wrote, I have it up here on my screen, I am so sorry that I call him an orange, sexual assaulting, fake college starting monster. 0.96

01:48:02.000 Shouldn't have said that. 0.99

01:48:03.000 I will never say it again that he is an orange, sexually assaulting, fake college monster. 1.00

01:48:07.000 Never again. 1.00

01:48:08.000 So that's her bit. 0.99

01:48:09.000 That's her gag there. 1.00

01:48:11.000 That's how she ties it up in a nice little comedic bow. 1.00

01:48:13.000 Here's the problem with Amy Schumer, too.

01:48:16.000 It is just the constant professional victim.

01:48:18.000 I'm brave.

01:48:19.000 I take no prisoners.

01:48:21.000 Remember, she went out and she... 0.99

01:48:22.000 Again, her whole shtick is, look how slutty I am. 1.00

01:48:25.000 Look how much of a... 1.00

01:48:27.000 Whore I act like. 0.99

01:48:29.000 That's her shtick. 1.00

01:48:29.000 It's fine. 1.00

01:48:30.000 I'm not judging her.

01:48:31.000 I'm not condemning her for that.

01:48:32.000 But that's how she made her career. 0.73

01:48:34.000 Then a little boy, remember he was in his teens, took a picture with her and said, Hey, I spent the night with Amy Schumer.

01:48:40.000 Bet I'm not the first one who said that.

01:48:41.000 And she goes on Twitter to berate the kid. 0.97

01:48:44.000 Oh, really? 1.00

01:48:44.000 So you're going to call a woman you don't know a slut? 1.00

01:48:45.000 Wow, that's really telling. 1.00

01:48:47.000 The name of your show is Inside Amy Schumer and the logo looks like a penis entering a body cavity. 0.99

01:48:53.000 And now you're offended that somebody else says, hey, yeah, I'm making a gag. 0.99

01:48:56.000 Amy Schumer, right?

01:48:57.000 She's kind of loose.

01:48:58.000 Oh, my God.

01:48:59.000 I can't believe you would do that.

01:49:00.000 She comes out.

01:49:01.000 She's expecting this welcome home party. 1.00

01:49:03.000 Donald Trump sucks. 1.00

01:49:05.000 Donald Trump is stupid. 1.00

01:49:06.000 She was expecting, hey. 1.00

01:49:07.000 And then she realized, oh, my God.

01:49:08.000 Not everybody agrees with your opinion.

01:49:10.000 Oh my god, this isn't The View.

01:49:12.000 Oh my word, this isn't Comedy Central.

01:49:14.000 There are actually people with differing viewpoints.

01:49:17.000 And they weren't rude.

01:49:18.000 They booed.

01:49:18.000 They started walking out and she couldn't handle it.

01:49:21.000 So all of a sudden this woman who, nothing's off limits, I make fun of everything, she gets it sent back her way, she can't handle it, and she runs into the arms of Lena Dunham and Taylor Swift or whoever it is to claim professional victim as a woman.

01:49:36.000 And that's why I think all these women claim rape, too, by the way. 1.00

01:49:38.000 Amy Schumer, every single female comedian now, what are the chances that every female comedian working today has been raped? 1.00

01:49:44.000 It seems higher and higher every day if you look at the old HuffPo polls.

01:49:49.000 It's 100% in the female community. 1.00

01:49:52.000 Some would call that staggering.

01:49:53.000 Some would call it almost unheard of.

01:49:55.000 Almost unheard of.

01:49:56.000 Almost very unlikely if you were to take some betting lines on it.

01:49:59.000 But it's the immunity card, right? 0.96

01:50:01.000 Well, you can't say this to me because I was raped. 0.96

01:50:04.000 So this is the problem with Amy Schumer. 0.99

01:50:06.000 It is the pinnacle of arrogance.

01:50:07.000 And you see that in this election.

01:50:08.000 I think if nothing else, Hillary Clinton and the Democratic establishment right now have shined a light.

01:50:16.000 They're just full-born.

01:50:18.000 They're not even trying to hide it anymore.

01:50:20.000 And they're not even trying to act as though they're anything other than absolutely thin-skinned, triggered social justice warriors.

01:50:27.000 The facade is off.

01:50:28.000 It's like, you know what? 0.91

01:50:29.000 Every time I disagree with you, I'm going to claim I was raped or I'm going to claim that you're racist if you don't like what I have to say. 0.94

01:50:29.000 Yeah. 0.94

01:50:36.000 This is my shtick.

01:50:37.000 I'm not able to enter the form of ideas.

01:50:39.000 And it is...

01:50:41.000 Amy Schumer is everything that is wrong with the feminist left. 1.00

01:50:44.000 People are...

01:50:45.000 Christian Eldridge and Chewbacca's lover on Twitter are saying, can you talk about your personal story with Amy Schumer at Fox News?

01:50:52.000 I think if you go and watch our debate, people understand it now.

01:50:55.000 She was so furious that I wrote a column for kids who are waiting until they're married. 1.00

01:50:59.000 She couldn't believe it and said it was judgmental.

01:51:01.000 She was triggered.

01:51:02.000 Only the word didn't exist.

01:51:03.000 Courtney Kirchhoff after this trigger warning.

01:51:05.000 Welcome to Wild at Large on the Nature Network, narrated by Jasper Prunk.

01:51:24.000 .

01:51:25.000 Oh, the hippopotamus, known to many by its scientific name, the Amius Schumerius, commonly mistaken as nature's most affable clown.

01:51:36.000 The hippopotamus conceals a more sinister nature, often only revealing itself when provoked in bombastic violent outbursts.

01:51:45.000 A common fact oft overlooked by the layman, the hippopotamus is actually responsible for more deaths on the African continent than crocodiles and lions combined.

01:51:56.000 This oft goes unnoticed due to the bulbous comedic nature, and the sheer physicality of the Amius Chimarius.

01:52:04.000 Its rotund size, often seen as a virtue or advantage in nature, however for the hippopotamus sadly has become a crutch, on which she desperately relies for her livelihood. 0.65

01:52:15.000 The sad, cruel trick's life plays...

01:52:18.000 Oh, boy, would you look at those cankles?

01:52:21.000 Oh, wow, that...

01:52:22.000 I tell you who that reminds me of. 1.00

01:52:24.000 Damn it, Jasper, do the lines. 0.99

01:52:26.000 No, I know, I'll get to the lines in a moment, but look at those, there's no joint there, those cankles. 1.00

01:52:33.000 You know who that reminds me of?

01:52:34.000 No, Jasper.

01:52:36.000 Well, I'll tell you exactly who.

01:52:37.000 My ex-wife.

01:52:38.000 But not at the beginning of our relationship.

01:52:40.000 Oh boy, she had legs for days, that tall, cool glass of water.

01:52:44.000 Next thing you know, we get married, we come back two days from our honeymoon in Tahiti.

01:52:48.000 There's no joint there, just cankles!

01:52:50.000 Oh my God, Jasper, just do the lines.

01:52:53.000 And you know what, I'll tell you, I've learned something during these nature programs, by God.

01:52:57.000 There are certainly parallels between what happens in the animal kingdom and with us humans.

01:53:03.000 That hippopotamus relies on that fat to live.

01:53:05.000 That's what happened with my ex-wife, just like the Amius Schumerius. 1.00

01:53:08.000 All of a sudden, she had those cankles, put on some weight, but if you mentioned it, by God, you'd be taken out to the butcher!

01:53:15.000 Jasper, I want to get out of here on time.

01:53:16.000 Do the lines.

01:53:17.000 You know what?

01:53:18.000 You're right.

01:53:19.000 She ruined my life when I was married to her. 1.00

01:53:21.000 She doesn't need to ruin my life now.

01:53:22.000 I can go back to doing what I love.

01:53:24.000 This program, she won't take that from me, by God. 1.00

01:53:29.000 bulbous fat bitch. 1.00

01:53:30.000 Stay tuned for more Wild at Large on the Nature Network, narrated by Jasper Trump. 1.00

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01:55:16.000 And hopefully there's no other ice storm because I knew someone who died.

01:55:20.000 Glad to be back with you here in the third hour.

01:55:45.000 We have our lovely guest who will come.

01:55:47.000 Don't bring her in until...

01:55:48.000 The show is flying by.

01:55:49.000 The show is absolutely flying by.

01:55:50.000 Can't believe it.

01:55:51.000 We had two big live streams.

01:55:54.000 One yesterday with the debates.

01:55:57.000 Today...

01:55:59.000 It's borderline daily, but you don't know our...

01:56:02.000 Big video on Monday.

01:56:03.000 I mean, that was...

01:56:04.000 We had a big video on Monday.

01:56:05.000 Big week.

01:56:06.000 WikiLeaks, big week, almost daily program.

01:56:08.000 It's crazy when you think about it.

01:56:09.000 Hashtag never daily.

01:56:10.000 It's good that we're never going daily.

01:56:11.000 When you hear this song, though, you know who you're about to hear.

01:56:15.000 Do we have...

01:56:15.000 That's not royalty-free.

01:56:19.000 That's not at all.

01:56:20.000 That's a problem.

01:56:22.000 You know what else is a problem?

01:56:24.000 That's a problem.

01:56:25.000 What?

01:56:25.000 Right there.

01:56:26.000 Oh, can people see her?

01:56:27.000 You can see her.

01:56:27.000 I was going to say the pop on your mic.

01:56:29.000 Get a pop filter.

01:56:29.000 I do.

01:56:30.000 At Courtney Scoffs.

01:56:32.000 At Courtney Scoffs.

01:56:33.000 One of the brilliant writers over there at ladderwithcrowder.com.

01:56:36.000 Courtney, thank you for being with us.

01:56:37.000 Thanks for having me.

01:56:39.000 Well, we're glad to have you, sweetheart.

01:56:40.000 You've got Christmas lights behind you there in that studio.

01:56:43.000 That's right. 0.98

01:56:44.000 Twinkle lights, those came out on a stormy day because I'm a basic bitch and I'm okay with it. 0.98

01:56:49.000 She's got her pumpkin spice latte. 0.98

01:56:51.000 Pumpkin spice candles.

01:56:52.000 Lululemon.

01:56:54.000 I have Lululemon.

01:56:55.000 Do you?

01:56:56.000 That's another Montreal company.

01:56:58.000 There's another one.

01:56:59.000 Lowlay?

01:57:00.000 I don't know.

01:57:00.000 I'm always surprised when successful businesses come out of Montreal, considering just how stifling it is.

01:57:05.000 So maybe it's like training with a weighted bat, and they get anywhere else, and it's like, oh my gosh, when you're not in a socialist place, things don't suck for business. 0.98

01:57:13.000 By the way, almost all men who wear Lululemon are gay. 0.99

01:57:17.000 Just so you know. 0.97

01:57:19.000 It's true.

01:57:20.000 I remember one time I was talking with my wife's friend who she swore up and down wasn't gay, and now he's out of the closet that's gay.

01:57:25.000 And I remember saying, like, yeah, you know, it's just hard to find pants that fit, you know, and you have bigger legs, so I didn't have to wear, like, Under Armour.

01:57:32.000 He's like, what about Lululemon?

01:57:34.000 And I was like, oh, well, you're more so concerned with taking him off, I guess.

01:57:39.000 So...

01:57:41.000 Okay, Courtney, people are going to give you flack.

01:57:43.000 You have not been a big Trump fan.

01:57:45.000 What is your read on last night?

01:57:49.000 You emailed me.

01:57:51.000 First off, she emailed me and she called me a bad word, her boss, which is totally out of line.

01:57:55.000 That seems appropriate in my head.

01:57:56.000 Go on.

01:57:57.000 Wait, what did I call you this time? 1.00

01:57:59.000 You called me a bitch. 1.00

01:58:01.000 Did I? Yeah. 1.00

01:58:02.000 Yes, yes, you did.

01:58:05.000 What was your read on it last night?

01:58:09.000 So last night, for the first time, I didn't hate Trump.

01:58:13.000 And I think that's the best compliment I can give him.

01:58:17.000 He was not my choice.

01:58:19.000 I even took a picture.

01:58:22.000 I voted for Ted Cruz in the primary.

01:58:26.000 But last night, Trump wasn't horrible.

01:58:29.000 And I thought he actually took it to Hillary a few times.

01:58:34.000 was he was going to step all over himself once he got it rolling and he was going to get cocky.

01:58:38.000 He seemed to be able to kind of rein that in a little bit.

01:58:41.000 And for once, it's like, ah, maybe this isn't going to be the blowout, Hillary.

01:58:47.000 But having said that, I don't know that it's going to move the needle.

01:58:51.000 If you're on Twitter last night, the Hillary people thought she was winning, the Trump people thought Trump was winning, so I don't know if it's going to make any difference in polling.

01:59:00.000 Have you decided what you're going to do voting Election Day?

01:59:02.000 I know last time you didn't quite know.

01:59:04.000 Have you decided?

01:59:07.000 I'm in Washington, which is the blue state, so it really doesn't matter what I do.

01:59:13.000 If it goes to the Electoral College, I maybe would be able to make the blowout not so much of a big deal, but One of these people has to be president. 0.96

01:59:24.000 They're both horrible. 1.00

01:59:25.000 I hate them both. 1.00

01:59:28.000 I do. 0.54

01:59:29.000 And if Trump loses in a landslide loss, I don't hate to say this.

01:59:37.000 I want an apology from the Trump people. 0.99

01:59:39.000 We told you he was a stinker. 0.99

01:59:42.000 We told you he was horrible to women. 0.99

01:59:45.000 He bragged about it in his books. 0.55

01:59:46.000 None of these things should surprise anybody.

01:59:49.000 We knew that he wasn't the best candidate.

01:59:52.000 There were other candidates on that podium who would have done a much better job.

01:59:55.000 But it sounds like you're going to vote for him because one of them has to be president.

01:59:58.000 One of them has to be president.

02:00:00.000 And we're not voting for our best friend.

02:00:02.000 We're not voting for somebody who we would have over Thanksgiving dinner.

02:00:04.000 Right. 0.99

02:00:05.000 We know Hillary is corrupt. 1.00

02:00:07.000 We know she's terrible. 0.99

02:00:09.000 We know she's broken the law.

02:00:10.000 We know she lies.

02:00:11.000 We know she wants to take away our Second Amendment rights. 1.00

02:00:15.000 And wants some kind of constitutional right to protect abortion. 0.97

02:00:19.000 She's the devil. 1.00

02:00:22.000 Unlimited into basically like third trimester. 1.00

02:00:24.000 Yeah, she's a horrible human being. 1.00

02:00:27.000 Trump is a horrible human being, but less. 1.00

02:00:30.000 What's so funny is, Courtney, send your tweets to Courtney. 0.98

02:00:33.000 She's going to get so much flack for a very reason that she's like, I don't like either of them.

02:00:38.000 I've said it's kind of like a credit score of 301 or 530. 0.95

02:00:41.000 You can't do crap with either.

02:00:43.000 One is better, technically.

02:00:45.000 Technically better.

02:00:46.000 One that repossessing your flat screen.

02:00:49.000 Yeah.

02:00:49.000 Have you thought about voting in Pennsylvania?

02:00:51.000 Yeah, Jared's argument last week was good.

02:00:53.000 But Hillary hates our constitutional rights. 1.00

02:00:58.000 She doesn't like them.

02:00:59.000 Trump, if he does surround himself with some good people, he's not going to trample all over our rights.

02:01:06.000 Right.

02:01:07.000 So he's...

02:01:08.000 But you would say this about, so last night is the first...

02:01:11.000 Here's what's telling.

02:01:12.000 We were talking about this earlier.

02:01:13.000 We've had Ben Shapiro on tonight.

02:01:16.000 If you...

02:01:17.000 People like you or me or Jared, Jared's certainly voting for Trump, it sounds like you are, who have been critical of him, who are still looking at him, trying to keep him accountable, their reaction is last night was his best showing.

02:01:29.000 I think everyone here would say that.

02:01:30.000 The hardcore Trump supporters, if you look on Twitter, you look on YouTube, this is actually the performance with which they're most disappointed, which surprised me.

02:01:38.000 They were going, "No, Trump." So I think they like when he's bombastic and he's off point and he's off target because they find it entertaining.

02:01:46.000 And I think that's that disconnect that they don't understand.

02:01:48.000 Not only does that not reach the voters he needs to reach, 42% ceiling, but it doesn't even reach Republicans who are looking for a reason to vote for him.

02:01:57.000 There was a real divide.

02:01:58.000 People like you say, well, that was his best showing.

02:02:01.000 People who love him say, oh, no, he wasn't good enough there.

02:02:05.000 He should have been like the second debate.

02:02:07.000 Interesting.

02:02:08.000 Yeah.

02:02:08.000 It shows a real divide, I think.

02:02:10.000 And I think we're in a dangerous place with that because healing needs to take place after the election regardless.

02:02:16.000 And I don't know if it can.

02:02:18.000 Well, whoever wins, whoever loses, there's going to...

02:02:23.000 We need to make some adjustments.

02:02:24.000 I think Trump is actually the symptom of the problem.

02:02:30.000 Our pop culture is so invested in cult of personality that people get caught up in the personality itself, not people's qualifications.

02:02:39.000 You can actually see that if you go to a job posting.

02:02:42.000 Job seekers are first asking for An employee who has a great personality and their skills are listed second.

02:02:50.000 So we're so obsessed with how people make this feel. 0.98

02:02:53.000 Or if you're applying at Trump Tower, great tits. 1.00

02:02:55.000 That's right at the top of the list. 0.99

02:02:57.000 It's right up there.

02:02:59.000 And I can't say entirely.

02:03:01.000 Looks good in a sweater.

02:03:02.000 Yes, looks good in a turtleneck.

02:03:06.000 Courtney Scott will come back and we'll talk about Madonna.

02:03:09.000 And I guess you should say oral favors is what she did. 1.00

02:03:13.000 It's political.

02:03:14.000 It's not as bad as you think.

02:03:15.000 think.

02:03:15.000 Stay tuned.

02:03:16.000 Hey, Jared, what are you doing? 0.97

02:03:27.000 Shooting bad guys. 0.73

02:03:29.000 With what? 0.60

02:03:30.000 By AR-15.

02:03:30.000 Where'd you get it?

02:03:32.000 AR-15.com.

02:03:33.000 Enunciate it more clearly so our audience can hear.

02:03:36.000 AR-15.com.

02:03:38.000 That's better.

02:03:39.000 They sell guns now?

02:03:40.000 Yeah, they do.

02:03:41.000 Are they any good?

02:03:42.000 They're the best.

02:03:43.000 Where from?

02:03:44.000 AR-15.com.

02:03:45.000 Kapoor!

02:03:46.000 Did you really make that sound?

02:03:48.000 Didn't have the budget for sound effects.

02:03:49.000 Kaboow! 0.92

02:03:51.000 Kaboow! 0.92

02:03:51.000 Oh, there's another one! 0.92

02:03:52.000 Kaboow! 0.92

02:03:53.000 You got him!

02:03:54.000 With what?

02:03:55.000 By AR-15!

02:03:56.000 From where?

02:03:57.000 AR-15.com.

02:03:58.000 Hey, how do you know they're bad guys?

02:04:00.000 They're reds and burkas. 1.00

02:04:01.000 Kaboow! 0.98

02:04:02.000 That's racist!

02:04:03.000 Glad to be with us.

02:04:30.000 That's the first time I think she danced here at Courtney Scoffs. 0.98

02:04:34.000 So there we go.

02:04:35.000 I think that's a pretty fair view of Trump.

02:04:37.000 Okay, real quick.

02:04:38.000 Mind, not heart.

02:04:39.000 Who do you think wins the election?

02:04:41.000 Ooh.

02:04:44.000 I'm going to say Hillary because that's where the numbers are right now.

02:04:48.000 Yeah, I know.

02:04:49.000 But honest to God, honest to God, I think it's going to be a nail-biting horse race just because Hillary is so unpopular. 1.00

02:04:58.000 Yeah.

02:04:59.000 And even the Democrats hate her.

02:05:02.000 I don't know that it's going to be a blowout.

02:05:05.000 So much more money and so much more infrastructure.

02:05:08.000 I feel like she's in a plane with a broken wing and Trump is just barrel rolling around her and he's in a death spile, but she knows that they could still collide and blow up.

02:05:20.000 This should have been mine.

02:05:21.000 Why'd the wing go out? 0.98

02:05:22.000 Where's the left phalangey crap? 1.00

02:05:24.000 And Trump's just like, I've got it for you, bitch! 1.00

02:05:26.000 Yeah! 1.00

02:05:28.000 That's how I picture it in my head.

02:05:30.000 That's going to be made into a GIF. I can't wait to see that in a GIF. I feel like she's just sitting there like in Rocky 3 and Trump's just going to the body and she's trying to run out the clock.

02:05:39.000 Like it really is.

02:05:40.000 She should be way further ahead considering the scandals, considering the media running interference.

02:05:48.000 So I do think that is a big, I think it's been very exposing for a lot of people.

02:05:51.000 He should be way further ahead.

02:05:53.000 No, no, I'm saying she should be way further ahead against him.

02:05:56.000 You know, anyone else probably would be.

02:05:58.000 Like a Barack Obama would be close.

02:06:00.000 And then he should be way further ahead if he were anybody else, is my point.

02:06:05.000 So, if either one of them were anybody else, they would win.

02:06:09.000 Can you imagine Carly Fiorina? 1.00

02:06:12.000 How she would have handled Hillary? 0.77

02:06:14.000 I mean, it just breaks your heart. 0.96

02:06:15.000 Because it would have been a spanking. 0.72

02:06:17.000 And it... 0.96

02:06:19.000 Not even a pornographic spanking. 0.98

02:06:21.000 I mean, you would have to look at it and go, holy crap, this is almost embarrassing, but it's so fun. 0.98

02:06:28.000 Last night, Trump's line about you've been in office for 30 years, why haven't you done any of this stuff? 0.64

02:06:33.000 That was pretty good.

02:06:35.000 I thought it was pretty good.

02:06:36.000 What were you saying, James?

02:06:37.000 I still find her, when I talk to people about her and bring her up, like, man, if only that...

02:06:41.000 A lot of people have wrote her off pretty early.

02:06:43.000 I think that's why she squandered it so fast. 0.82

02:06:47.000 If the Carly Fiorina who showed up to the first debate and blew it out right after she walked off our interview and on stage, if that Carly Fiorina, who wasn't surrounded by her handlers with this manufactured, she was fantastic, and then she scaled it back. 1.00

02:07:02.000 And we've always said she ran her campaign as a contender, and then she brought in championship coaches, and they treated her like a champion as opposed to a contender. 0.76

02:07:09.000 So if that Fiorina came in hungry, It wouldn't be close.

02:07:13.000 Okay, well, since you're here, woman, Madonna.

02:07:16.000 What's the story with Madonna?

02:07:17.000 We talked about Amy Schumer earlier.

02:07:19.000 So Madonna was with Amy Schumer?

02:07:22.000 Yeah, so she was opening for Amy Schumer's show, and... 0.98

02:07:26.000 Jeez, that's embarrassing.

02:07:28.000 That's low.

02:07:30.000 Right.

02:07:31.000 Okay. 0.98

02:07:31.000 So, you know, you're opening for someone gross, and I guess you have to be gross. 0.98

02:07:35.000 She's really going downhill. 0.97

02:07:37.000 Yeah.

02:07:39.000 So she's on video.

02:07:41.000 Foreshadow. 0.97

02:07:42.000 Madonna offered to perform some sex acts on the audience, the whole audience. 1.00

02:07:50.000 The BJ she offered to. 1.00

02:07:52.000 She offered to blow the whole audience if they voted for Hillary. 1.00

02:07:57.000 I don't see that as a win for anybody.

02:07:59.000 Maybe Madonna herself.

02:08:01.000 Well, maybe the manufacturers of penicillin can make a killing.

02:08:05.000 That's also fair.

02:08:07.000 So this is what happens.

02:08:08.000 So this is Madonna and Amy Schumer, the feminists who call Donald Trump sexist.

02:08:13.000 I'm with her. 1.00

02:08:14.000 And then they offer blowjobs. 1.00

02:08:17.000 Get down on their knees and put their mouths on other people's peepees. 1.00

02:08:23.000 Why don't you get on your knees and tell me you love me? 0.97

02:08:27.000 And she got even grosser about it. 0.99

02:08:29.000 She's like, oh, I'm really good and I make lots of eye contact.

02:08:34.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:08:36.000 Yeah, even when I was writing, even HuffPo, I went to HuffPo and was like, what are they saying about it?

02:08:41.000 Because they'll defend just about anything.

02:08:45.000 No standards.

02:08:46.000 HuffPo's like, we don't want to bring down Madonna here.

02:08:49.000 That's not our aim.

02:08:50.000 But, you know, she's... 1.00

02:08:53.000 Kind of gross. 0.93

02:08:54.000 That was pretty gross.

02:08:55.000 I don't know.

02:08:55.000 I know her parents, where they're up north, they have a winery in Michigan next to my uncle, who has a cidery.

02:09:04.000 Fantastic cider.

02:09:05.000 Sutton's Bay Ciders, if ever you're out there.

02:09:06.000 Beautiful, amazing cider.

02:09:08.000 And I think they even had a Trump sign that got vandalized.

02:09:11.000 But they're voting for Trump.

02:09:12.000 Yeah, Madonna, by the way, is from Flint.

02:09:15.000 So the British accent, in case you didn't know, not.

02:09:19.000 I'm thinking a lot of things with Madonna right now aren't genuine.

02:09:23.000 I haven't even looked at her in a while.

02:09:26.000 I wouldn't recommend it.

02:09:29.000 On a full stomach, it's not good.

02:09:32.000 Speaking of full stomach, Amy Schumer at that same event berated her audience. 0.94

02:09:38.000 We've talked about...

02:09:41.000 It's not that it triggers any concerns.

02:09:43.000 It's nothing like that.

02:09:44.000 It's that a lot of people paid to go be entertained.

02:09:46.000 Think about this.

02:09:47.000 Madonna or Amy Schumer.

02:09:48.000 You have probably tens of thousands of people.

02:09:50.000 They're looking to hear Madonna's greatest hits.

02:09:52.000 Right?

02:09:53.000 Middle Americans.

02:09:54.000 They're looking to hear Amy Schumer tell some jokes.

02:09:56.000 They're spending a few hundred dollars per ticket.

02:09:58.000 And they show up and half the show is berating them for not voting the same way they do.

02:10:04.000 That's the issue. 0.98

02:10:05.000 The arrogance and the hypocrisy of feminism, isn't it? 1.00

02:10:09.000 Liberalism, because it's the same thing with the NFL and the anthem protests. 0.98

02:10:12.000 When people turn on entertainment, they want to be entertained.

02:10:15.000 They want to get away from politics.

02:10:16.000 They want to get away from the news.

02:10:17.000 They just want to see Amy Schumer tell some jokes. 0.98

02:10:20.000 They just want to see someone throw a pass to get a touchdown.

02:10:25.000 They don't want to see politics all the time.

02:10:29.000 Do you find Amy Schumer funny?

02:10:31.000 She used to be really funny.

02:10:33.000 I mean, there are some times where she's pretty funny, but...

02:10:37.000 It just gets to be a little old.

02:10:39.000 Yeah, it gets to be a little old. 0.99

02:10:41.000 I don't like vagina jokes. 1.00

02:10:43.000 I don't like gross jokes. 0.99

02:10:45.000 She's told some pretty nasty jokes. 1.00

02:10:47.000 I think that's Not funny. 0.99

02:10:48.000 I think any time when you go into the gutter and you get sexual, you're unoriginal and you're a hack.

02:10:52.000 Well, you can do it right.

02:10:54.000 But what's funny is you just actually touch on something.

02:10:56.000 Vaginas. 1.00

02:10:57.000 Most people are fans.

02:10:58.000 Jokes.

02:10:59.000 But you combine them and it just doesn't work.

02:11:01.000 It's like orange juice and gin.

02:11:03.000 It's sour.

02:11:04.000 One sours the other.

02:11:05.000 Toothpaste.

02:11:06.000 It's just not funny.

02:11:09.000 I don't know.

02:11:10.000 They're not funny.

02:11:11.000 I think the problem is that what celebrities need to understand and just accept is that when they go political, even when they go back to being funny, like Amy Schumer can do, it taints it all.

02:11:23.000 And for some people, it's a real turn-off.

02:11:24.000 So they need to, that's fine, it's the right to do, but they need to understand that it's going to write off a huge part of their audience because people are, it's going to taint everything they do.

02:11:31.000 In that video, she was like, before someone got shot in the theater of Trainwreck, I had never even known about gun control. 0.97

02:11:38.000 So she's admitting that she's completely ignorant. 0.58

02:11:40.000 Now, if you go to a Dennis Miller show, or you go to a Bill Maher show, or I'm trying to pick two sides of the spectrum, you know what you're getting. 0.97

02:11:45.000 You've signed up for it.

02:11:47.000 But a lot of people who watch Amy Schumer probably aren't super far left.

02:11:49.000 They're probably not social justice warrior feminists, for sure. 1.00

02:11:52.000 They just like to hear, you know, the kind of portly chick tell vagina jokes. 1.00

02:11:55.000 Some people do like that. 0.98

02:11:56.000 And when they show up, and this is someone who knows nothing about politics, who feels it's her job to now sermonize, that's the issue.

02:12:04.000 They can do it, but don't be offended when people react.

02:12:08.000 And I don't have such a problem with, like, when Gaffigan came out with a video.

02:12:13.000 He's not...

02:12:14.000 Thrusting that down people's throats.

02:12:15.000 At a stand-up show.

02:12:16.000 At a stand-up show.

02:12:17.000 It's a video he put out.

02:12:18.000 I don't have as much problem with it.

02:12:19.000 It's still annoying.

02:12:21.000 With celebrity videos.

02:12:23.000 His was pretty balanced, I think, for the most part.

02:12:25.000 Yeah, I thought it was good.

02:12:26.000 You saw that one, Courtney? 0.99

02:12:27.000 Jim Gaffigan talking about listening to Trump voters and not just calling them morons and actually hearing them out. 0.99

02:12:33.000 He's like, even if I'm a Democrat, if I say I watch Fox News, people act like I killed somebody. 0.98

02:12:39.000 It's like, of course I want to hear differing opinions.

02:12:41.000 He did a video on that.

02:12:42.000 But that's not allowed.

02:12:43.000 You're not allowed to listen to different opinions.

02:12:45.000 Right.

02:12:45.000 You're only supposed to listen to the leftist opinion, and if you sway from that, you're targeted.

02:12:52.000 Well, doesn't this kind of thing about with Madonna, what she's basically sending as a message to young girls is to get what you want, use your body cavities. 0.97

02:13:03.000 Well, and Amy Schumer's kind of done the same.

02:13:06.000 It's true. 0.78

02:13:07.000 Fat chick's got to go fishing with dynamite. 1.00

02:13:11.000 Amy Schumer used to be normal size, too. 1.00

02:13:14.000 You know what happened?

02:13:15.000 She got a personal trainer, and she got in shape for Trainwreck, right?

02:13:18.000 It was her big thing.

02:13:18.000 She's like, I'm going to be in shape.

02:13:19.000 And then afterwards, she couldn't keep it up, and she just decided, like, this is just who I am.

02:13:25.000 It's like, no, no, no.

02:13:27.000 You're just not doing it anymore.

02:13:28.000 We know what you could do, because we've seen it.

02:13:30.000 When I was on her with Fox News, she just, you know, she kind of looked like Amanda Bynes' more unfortunate-looking sister.

02:13:36.000 And now...

02:13:38.000 See, I didn't even think she was bad looking. 1.00

02:13:40.000 She was a nice looking woman when she was in shape. 0.99

02:13:44.000 I didn't think there was anything unfortunate about her at all.

02:13:47.000 It could have been the flies and that she smelled like sulfur.

02:13:50.000 She's demonic. 0.84

02:13:51.000 She was not a very nice person. 0.92

02:13:56.000 I've talked about this.

02:13:57.000 She was right away on the attack.

02:14:00.000 And I think people now, if people watch that debate, I'd written a column about people who wait until they're married.

02:14:04.000 And a lot of people go, oh, no one does that.

02:14:06.000 Actually, a lot of people do that.

02:14:07.000 A lot.

02:14:08.000 If people do that.

02:14:09.000 Yeah, including yourself, including myself.

02:14:10.000 And so I wrote about it, and she was so offended and so triggered.

02:14:13.000 She was so mad.

02:14:14.000 She said she felt judged.

02:14:17.000 And I think now people kind of understand, even if they're not on board with that, most people aren't, you know, Christians.

02:14:22.000 Most people don't believe in that view of marriage.

02:14:24.000 But they are on board with, why are you so triggered by a different worldview on a column that you don't even have to read?

02:14:31.000 And that's shifted quite a bit.

02:14:33.000 So do you think culturally, like, a lot of women in your boat were like, I want strong women, but I don't want to give people a BJ to buy some votes. 0.89

02:14:41.000 There's a rejection on feminism. 0.98

02:14:43.000 That's for sure.

02:14:44.000 There are a lot of women who are my age. 1.00

02:14:46.000 I've talked to them.

02:14:47.000 They love the idea of gender roles.

02:14:50.000 Men working, women staying at home. 0.97

02:14:51.000 They're like, yeah, sign me up.

02:14:52.000 Where do I? Where's the dotted line?

02:14:53.000 Let me sign.

02:14:56.000 I think...

02:14:58.000 Yeah.

02:15:03.000 You know, rather than talking about Hillary's character or her qualifications, they – Madonna – and I'm sure she was joking, but it was so off-color and so disgusting.

02:15:13.000 It wasn't funny, and she's – Except they'll get mad at Trump for locker room talk or they'll get mad at someone else.

02:15:20.000 But nothing they say is worse than what you say or what you do.

02:15:25.000 What the liberals do and say is way worse than what the Republicans...

02:15:29.000 I mean, even if we're going to compare Hillary to Trump on the locker room talk, which it wasn't. 0.99

02:15:35.000 But you got one guy who's saying he's kissing women against their will, essentially. 0.95

02:15:40.000 And Hillary, who's covering up her husband's rapes. 1.00

02:15:44.000 Allegedly.

02:15:45.000 Allegedly.

02:15:45.000 So even on that scale, one is worse than the other.

02:15:51.000 A little bit.

02:15:51.000 A little bit, I would say.

02:15:53.000 I would say worse.

02:15:54.000 It's still gross, what Trump said. 0.94

02:15:57.000 It's still gross. 0.98

02:15:58.000 Well, you know, Amy Schumer now, isn't it kind of crazy how Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer, I think every single female comedian or star has been raped now? 1.00

02:16:06.000 I mean, what are the odds?

02:16:07.000 I'm not saying it's not true, but what are the odds that all of them have been raped?

02:16:12.000 Well, it depends on how you define rape.

02:16:14.000 And none of them have ever pressed charges.

02:16:16.000 And none of them have ever provided any evidence.

02:16:18.000 Every single one of them has a rape story that they subsequently used to sell books.

02:16:23.000 The second they go on a book tour, Amy Schumer all of a sudden is, I needed to be brave and come out with my rape story.

02:16:23.000 Have you noticed that?

02:16:28.000 Well, but I've heard Amy Schumer do a skit on rape. 1.00

02:16:32.000 And she described it as, like, not being you're out for a run and somebody takes you from behind and takes you into the park and rapes you, but...

02:16:41.000 I'm saying like, haven't all of us women been like a little bit raped?

02:16:45.000 You know, like, no, no, no, no.

02:16:48.000 Rape is very clear. 0.76

02:16:50.000 And but how the feminists are defining it nowadays is I had sex with somebody and I don't know, I was conflicted about it. 0.66

02:16:58.000 And the next day I started to regret it. 0.97

02:17:01.000 And I See him now that I'm not drunk and he looks like a bridge troll. 1.00

02:17:06.000 You can't. 0.80

02:17:07.000 That's not rape. 1.00

02:17:08.000 I would probably feel quite the same way about Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer.

02:17:12.000 So, I mean, at that point, like Jared said, it's a lose-lose.

02:17:16.000 And isn't it, at that point, one of the biggest ironies is that they've done this, they've pushed it for so long.

02:17:20.000 That's why the Trump tapes weren't that big a deal.

02:17:22.000 Because people are going like, yeah, but you say everything is rape. 0.99

02:17:26.000 And so it's kind of like, Trump's a racist. 0.96

02:17:28.000 Yeah, but you said McCain and Romney and Bush were racist, so we don't care. 0.98

02:17:31.000 It's crying wolf.

02:17:32.000 It's crying wolf.

02:17:33.000 So when you say everything is rape, when you say everything is racist, when you come out and say, oh, this person said a racist rape thing, like, was it? 0.89

02:17:40.000 Or was it rape? 1.00

02:17:42.000 Or was it racism? 0.99

02:17:45.000 Because...

02:17:45.000 You're not really consistent on the definition of those terms.

02:17:49.000 Though I did have to shelf my stand-up bit about the man raping women solely because he was black. 0.95

02:17:53.000 Apparently that was too much. 0.93

02:17:55.000 At Courtney Scoffs, thank you very much.

02:17:58.000 You must go back to work.

02:17:59.000 We'll wrap this up in a nice bow for you.

02:18:01.000 Stay tuned or we'll choke you with it.

02:18:04.000 All right, Mr. Crowder, how are we doing today?

02:18:15.000 Have you rolled over for me now?

02:18:18.000 Now have we subscribed to ladderwithcrowder.com for all your daily news and podcast needs?

02:18:25.000 Yeah, I subscribe on iTunes and I bookmark the site.

02:18:27.000 It's a good one.

02:18:28.000 Good, good.

02:18:29.000 A little stickier.

02:18:31.000 There we go, like a champ.

02:18:33.000 So that's the Ebola shot?

02:18:36.000 No, Zika.

02:18:38.000 Oh, so I'm immunized against Zika now?

02:18:40.000 No, you have Zika.

02:18:44.000 What do you mean?

02:18:45.000 I just give you Zika. 0.98

02:18:46.000 Zika. Zika. Zika. Zika. Zika. Zika. Zika.

02:18:53.000 Thank you.

02:19:31.000 Glad to be back.

02:19:34.000 We were underwater there for a second.

02:19:36.000 We were underwater.

02:19:38.000 Underwater.

02:19:38.000 People don't realize what we can do with studios these days.

02:19:40.000 They don't know what you can do with a studio.

02:19:41.000 No.

02:19:43.000 It's like Houdini, only hopefully they don't get hit in the oak plank.

02:19:47.000 A little known fact for people who know how Houdini died.

02:19:49.000 Courtney Kirchhoff, that was her.

02:19:51.000 That was her.

02:19:52.000 That was her.

02:19:52.000 A couple of things.

02:19:54.000 So we just put up a poll.

02:19:56.000 What do you think was Donald Trump's best performance in the debate?

02:20:00.000 And over 1,000 votes.

02:20:03.000 35% said second.

02:20:04.000 34% said third.

02:20:06.000 Almost no one said first.

02:20:07.000 28% said rigged.

02:20:08.000 Ball is rigged.

02:20:09.000 I've got to stop skewing those results.

02:20:11.000 You do.

02:20:13.000 One day you'll learn.

02:20:14.000 Yeah, I've got to stop skewing.

02:20:15.000 One day.

02:20:16.000 Most people thought the second.

02:20:18.000 That's a little bit curious.

02:20:19.000 Was it his best?

02:20:20.000 Yeah.

02:20:21.000 I thought the second was better than the first.

02:20:23.000 I thought his third was better than the second.

02:20:25.000 Something else, too.

02:20:26.000 Someone said, why would you say we need healing?

02:20:28.000 The nation.

02:20:29.000 It's not some hippie stuff.

02:20:30.000 Does the Republican Party, the conservative movement, need healing after this election?

02:20:34.000 Absolutely.

02:20:35.000 Absolutely.

02:20:36.000 Particularly if Donald Trump loses.

02:20:37.000 Come on.

02:20:38.000 Stop with the burn-it-down anti-establishment.

02:20:41.000 Do you really want to give Hillary Clinton, House, Senate, Supreme Court?

02:20:48.000 You want to give that over to the Democrats because you think someone's a rhino? 0.99

02:20:53.000 Yeah, I think the Republican Party needs to get its crap together. 0.99

02:20:55.000 I think they need to regroup. 0.98

02:20:58.000 And one thing you can say about the Democrats, they're unprincipled people, absolutely, so it's easier for them to lead people.

02:21:02.000 But they don't allow people to hijack their party and fracture it.

02:21:10.000 Rain or shine, come election, they hold hands, they sing the Whoville song, and they're all on board together.

02:21:16.000 Even Bernie Sanders.

02:21:17.000 It's a fantastic song.

02:21:20.000 The Grinch is committing theft!

02:21:22.000 It has the unity effect on me, too, on my birthdays.

02:21:25.000 It does.

02:21:26.000 Jared's heart grew three sizes that day.

02:21:29.000 Really, he has a pulmonary problem.

02:21:33.000 It's a real medical problem.

02:21:35.000 He has an arrhythmic heartbeat.

02:21:39.000 Yeah, I think the Republican Party needs to get it together.

02:21:41.000 And you know what?

02:21:42.000 I'll say this.

02:21:42.000 I was wrong about that.

02:21:44.000 I was wrong.

02:21:45.000 I thought, ah, vote them all out.

02:21:46.000 Nah, you know what?

02:21:47.000 I still want, even though I make fun of them, I still would rather have Kasich and Rubio in there than the alternatives, even though I think they're not super conservative.

02:21:53.000 I'm at that point now, because we do not want to lose everything.

02:21:57.000 And I think Republicans need to understand that.

02:22:01.000 Not just Trump.

02:22:03.000 That you don't want to give everything over to the Democrats.

02:22:05.000 Something I wanted to talk about.

02:22:06.000 We were talking about this earlier.

02:22:08.000 People say, oh, failure is not an option.

02:22:09.000 We talk about these platitudes.

02:22:11.000 Well, failure is always an option.

02:22:12.000 You need to accept that.

02:22:12.000 There's nothing wrong with that.

02:22:13.000 And something you see a lot with these elections.

02:22:15.000 I've heard it with Donald Trump.

02:22:16.000 I've heard it with Hillary Clinton.

02:22:18.000 And it's something you hear a lot with these self-help gurus.

02:22:20.000 And it's actually self-destructive.

02:22:22.000 Say, oh, you know, Donald Trump's going to reach, dig down deep.

02:22:25.000 And he just pulled it out of him.

02:22:26.000 He just found it.

02:22:27.000 Or Hillary Clinton was able to dig deep. 0.99

02:22:29.000 And wow, stuff she never knew she had.

02:22:31.000 She pulled it off.

02:22:32.000 That doesn't happen.

02:22:33.000 A lot of people think, because you see this in the films, there's some dig deep moment, you never knew you could do this, and boom, it happens.

02:22:40.000 It doesn't.

02:22:40.000 My dad set the school pull-up record.

02:22:42.000 This is actually going to be more uplifting than you think on the initial outset.

02:22:45.000 He set the school pull-up record in junior high, and I think he'd done 13 or 14, whatever, you know, he was 12 years old.

02:22:51.000 And the doctor, the doctor, sorry, the coach, not exactly a doctor, the coach said, all right, you got one more!

02:22:57.000 Well, he was dead hanging.

02:22:58.000 My dad laughed.

02:22:59.000 Of course he didn't.

02:23:00.000 Of course he didn't have one more.

02:23:01.000 That's it.

02:23:02.000 He couldn't dig deep.

02:23:03.000 It doesn't matter how much you try to inspire this person.

02:23:04.000 He can't do it.

02:23:07.000 So, let me bring it up.

02:23:08.000 Now, there is something, if you've never been tested, Where you can fool yourself into thinking you're done, and then realize that you have more inside of you.

02:23:14.000 For example, when I started grappling, I would submit, or people usually tend to tap out, submit, alright, I'm done, when you get suffocated by someone on top of you.

02:23:24.000 You're not in any real danger, but you can't breathe, it's like being waterboarded, you're suffocated, and so you tap.

02:23:29.000 Now, you didn't dig in and find some superhuman strength after that, you just realized, oh my gosh!

02:23:33.000 I chose to give up there.

02:23:35.000 That was my choice.

02:23:36.000 I don't have to do that going forward.

02:23:38.000 Contrast that with I one time.

02:23:40.000 I do Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

02:23:41.000 I'm just using this as a parallel.

02:23:42.000 And I was rolling with a guy named Lucas Leche.

02:23:44.000 He's a world champion.

02:23:45.000 High, high, high level.

02:23:46.000 Would be like not quite Michael Jordan, maybe Charles Barkley.

02:23:49.000 Submission wrestling.

02:23:51.000 And he just treated me like I was a child.

02:23:54.000 And I'm pretty good.

02:23:55.000 Tapped me ten times in maybe three minutes.

02:23:57.000 Same thing I've rolled with Marcelo.

02:23:59.000 These are world-world-class grapplers.

02:24:00.000 Guess what?

02:24:01.000 Someone could say, reach in deep, find it inside of you.

02:24:04.000 No, there is no dig deep moment for me.

02:24:05.000 You want to know why?

02:24:06.000 You want to know what the You know what the dig deep moment is?

02:24:08.000 And I accept it because I'm a hobbyist.

02:24:09.000 These people do it professionally, so it doesn't hurt my ego.

02:24:12.000 The dig deep moment is Lucas Leche has been doing Brazilian Jiu Jitsu every single day, eight hours a day, for ten years like it's his job.

02:24:20.000 Do you know what his dig deep moment was?

02:24:22.000 The preparation.

02:24:23.000 So that when it comes to the day of the game, It's not about digging deep.

02:24:28.000 It's not about finding it in you.

02:24:29.000 It's about using your preparation.

02:24:31.000 So when people try to act like this, they expect to see some kind of a, you know, some pullout miracle from Donald Trump, from Hillary Clinton, from whoever your candidate is.

02:24:39.000 That's not going to happen.

02:24:41.000 Because the dig deep moment...

02:24:44.000 Is the preparation.

02:24:45.000 The dig deep moment for someone like Donald Trump is preparing for the debate, sitting down with consultants, learning about foreign policy, doing opposition research, sitting down, going to bed early, not making more campaign stuff than he needs to, pacing himself, things that Hillary Clinton has done.

02:25:01.000 She's very skilled with that. 1.00

02:25:04.000 The dig deep, the I didn't know it, it all occurs in training.

02:25:08.000 It all occurs in the preparation.

02:25:11.000 And so it makes a better story when people try and act as though someone who had no business winning, it just happened because there was some miracle and he heard the right music or he got a surge of inner strength.

02:25:22.000 No!

02:25:22.000 And if it does happen, it's simply a facade and you're fooling yourself.

02:25:25.000 What you're actually experiencing is the years of hard work, the years of preparation that you've done, the culmination of that in one moment.

02:25:34.000 So I'm not saying it to sound depressing.

02:25:36.000 What I'm saying is, right now?

02:25:38.000 Every day is your dig deep moment.

02:25:41.000 Every day is that just pull it out of you.

02:25:43.000 It's not going to happen when you're hanging from the bar at a dead hang pull up and you can only do 13.

02:25:48.000 Dig deep 14!

02:25:50.000 And like the Grinch picking up the sleigh.

02:25:52.000 Oh! 0.60

02:25:52.000 A miracle! 0.60

02:25:53.000 No!

02:25:54.000 Your dig deep moment is today.

02:25:56.000 Is to learn how to do 14, 15, 16 pull ups.

02:25:58.000 So that when that competition comes, when that moment comes, you're ready for your overnight success.

02:26:04.000 You're ready for your dig deep moment.

02:26:06.000 And I don't know why people, I think it sells more books, but you're digging deep.

02:26:11.000 You're pushing yourself to the limits.

02:26:12.000 That doesn't happen when you're on stage.

02:26:14.000 It doesn't happen when you walk into the exam room.

02:26:16.000 It happens long before it.

02:26:19.000 Every single day.

02:26:22.000 So whatever you need to do to get yourself to dig deep, to find that inner strength and pull it out of you, do it now.

02:26:28.000 Don't expect it to happen on the day.

02:26:30.000 And don't expect your politicians to do it.

02:26:33.000 What they're doing every day is what counts.

02:26:35.000 See you next week.

Louder with Crowder - October 21, 2016

#96 THE ELECTION IS RIGGED! Ben Shapiro and Colion Noir | Louder With Crowder

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