Louder with Crowder - #97 OMG! PEPE KILLED HARAMBE! Dana Loesch and Papa Crowder | Louder With Crowder

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00:03:40.000 And it is the sound of the weekend.

00:03:45.000 This is probably not going to work.

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00:03:58.000 It's the Halloween Spooktacular, so it requires me a little longer to get to the mic.

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00:04:16.000 Big show.

00:04:17.000 Actually, a little shorter than usual.

00:04:19.000 We're doing this.

00:04:19.000 We've done this a couple times before because it's our Halloween Spooktacular.

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00:04:23.000 For those listening terrestrially, there won't be a third hour.

00:04:25.000 For those listening on the podcast, there will be an additional segment going over your tweets and naming the official winner of our Halloween costume contest.

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00:04:36.000 So, we've been teasing this all week.

00:04:37.000 How do I get it?

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00:04:39.000 It's pretty simple.

00:04:40.000 While we're broadcasting live, you watch the live stream Thursday nights, 8 p.m.

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00:04:47.000 I don't know what it is specific.

00:04:48.000 I don't do the math that much.

00:04:50.000 Send in live, right now, your tweets of you watching Louder with Crowder in your costume, and the one with the best costume, best picture wins.

00:04:57.000 Some merch from the hashtag NeverDaily.

00:05:00.000 NeverDaily.

00:05:00.000 This is never happening.

00:05:01.000 And if we were to ever have, for example, like a mug club, if we were to ever go daily, this person would probably win...

00:05:07.000 A membership, but that's not going to happen.

00:05:09.000 And we might have another Scary Black Rifle giveaway for Christmas. 0.62

00:05:15.000 But we're getting ahead of ourselves because it's Halloween.

00:05:17.000 Yeah, of course.

00:05:18.000 Way too far.

00:05:19.000 So it is a big evening, big night.

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00:05:22.000 We always love celebrating the Hallow's Eve here on Ladder with Crowder.

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00:05:26.000 Before we get into a couple of stories...

00:05:28.000 Oh, we're also going to have Papa Crowder on later.

00:05:30.000 My dad, Papa Crowder, talking about some stories from Montreal during the ice storm.

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00:05:45.000 So he'll be there.

00:05:46.000 So Dana Lash and Darren Crowder.

00:05:47.000 Good stuff.

00:05:48.000 Do we need to talk about the Samantha Bee thing first?

00:05:50.000 We do.

00:05:50.000 This happened.

00:05:51.000 Yeah, this happened.

00:05:52.000 Samantha Bee, do we have a clip?

00:05:54.000 No.

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00:05:57.000 We did a video on Samantha Bee earlier this week. 0.72

00:05:58.000 She did her whole abortion video, which was just silly, saying partial birth abortion is not a thing. 0.98

00:06:02.000 Of course it is a thing.

00:06:04.000 We did that video, so we won't want to get into that.

00:06:06.000 But I log on.

00:06:07.000 Log on.

00:06:08.000 I go into HuffPo today.

00:06:10.000 Samantha Bee breaking through another glass ceiling.

00:06:13.000 I'm thinking like, oh my gosh, she's been moved to a network from cable.

00:06:15.000 It's not only is Samantha Bee the first female ever late night comedy host, which I don't really...

00:06:21.000 Joan Rivers, but I guess she didn't have the actual job. 0.99

00:06:24.000 Also, she was funny.

00:06:26.000 So...

00:06:27.000 Not only is she the first female to host a late night comedy show, she's now the first female to host a late night comedy show who will interview a president on Halloween.

00:06:36.000 I swear to you.

00:06:37.000 This is an actual headline at Huffington Post today.

00:06:40.000 I just don't know.

00:06:41.000 Why is everything about a glass ceiling?

00:06:43.000 It's like the Olympics.

00:06:43.000 They just make up new competitions every year.

00:06:45.000 Like, oh, here's a new category.

00:06:46.000 Right.

00:06:47.000 Didn't exist before.

00:06:48.000 Skiing and shooting.

00:06:48.000 But this guy's pretty cool.

00:06:50.000 Skiing and shooting.

00:06:51.000 He's great.

00:06:51.000 I don't know why that became a sport.

00:06:53.000 No.

00:06:53.000 If I'm silver, I'm shooting gold.

00:06:55.000 That's it.

00:06:56.000 It seems like it's a risk that we don't need to take as a civilized society.

00:07:00.000 But it's just, you know, I guess it's a glass ceiling. 0.99

00:07:03.000 If you have a vagina, that's what it comes... 1.00

00:07:04.000 If you have a vagina, you do it. 1.00

00:07:06.000 They go, well, has anyone else ever done this before? 1.00

00:07:08.000 Well, I guess not.

00:07:09.000 All right, we'll call it another glass ceiling.

00:07:11.000 They are just grasping at straws.

00:07:13.000 So we'll be talking about that a little bit more as we go on.

00:07:15.000 We'll grab these clips.

00:07:16.000 But it is just something that really has irked me.

00:07:17.000 It's all about firsts.

00:07:18.000 First black president, first female president.

00:07:21.000 And I did think with the first black president at least, like, well, okay, maybe now there will be some healing. 0.94

00:07:26.000 Maybe now people will admit that we're not overall a racist country.

00:07:30.000 And it's only gotten worse.

00:07:31.000 You were wrong.

00:07:32.000 I know.

00:07:33.000 And now the first female president? 0.98

00:07:34.000 You'd like to think, well, okay, we've gotten past that.

00:07:36.000 Now it can be about the best person for the job. 1.00

00:07:38.000 They're just going to trot out some black female tranny. 1.00

00:07:40.000 That's what's going to happen. 1.00

00:07:41.000 Yes.

00:07:41.000 It's going to get worse.

00:07:43.000 The show hasn't announced yet, so we should keep that under wraps.

00:07:46.000 That's not nice.

00:07:47.000 That's leaked information.

00:07:48.000 But you know what?

00:07:49.000 It's not fair.

00:07:49.000 You know what?

00:07:50.000 The whole tranny movement? 1.00

00:07:51.000 It's not fair to big women because you never give them the benefit of the doubt. 1.00

00:07:55.000 Speaking of benefit of the doubt, this happened this week.

00:07:56.000 Everyone's talking about it.

00:07:57.000 Everyone's been asking me to talk about it.

00:07:59.000 I try not to get into some inside baseball with my time at Fox News.

00:08:02.000 And some people...

00:08:03.000 Megyn Kelly and Newt Gingrich.

00:08:05.000 This was the thing this week.

00:08:06.000 Let's run this clip really quickly.

00:08:08.000 Trump's had a rough time. 1.00

00:08:09.000 If Trump is a sexual predator, that is... 1.00

00:08:11.000 He's not a sexual predator. 1.00

00:08:12.000 You can't say that.

00:08:12.000 Okay, that's your opinion.

00:08:13.000 I'm not taking a position on it.

00:08:14.000 You could not defend that statement.

00:08:15.000 I am not taking a position on it.

00:08:18.000 Using language that's inflammatory that's not true.

00:08:22.000 Excuse me, Mr.

00:08:22.000 Speaker.

00:08:23.000 Donald Trump is not...

00:08:24.000 You have no idea whether it's true or not.

00:08:26.000 What we know is that they're at least...

00:08:27.000 Neither do you.

00:08:28.000 That's right, and I'm not taking a position on it.

00:08:30.000 I guess you are.

00:08:30.000 When you use...

00:08:32.000 Is that it?

00:08:33.000 That's the end there?

00:08:33.000 Oh, it gets so much worse.

00:08:35.000 It does get so much worse. 1.00

00:08:35.000 Call Bill Clinton a sexual predator. 1.00

00:08:37.000 I dare you. 1.00

00:08:38.000 I dare you.

00:08:39.000 And then she says, you have anger issues.

00:08:42.000 Okay, a lot of people are going, yeah, go to Gingrich.

00:08:44.000 And a lot of people are going, I stand with Megyn Kelly.

00:08:46.000 Let me make, I stand with neither.

00:08:49.000 I don't know about you.

00:08:50.000 Is it just me?

00:08:50.000 Was that just an overall embarrassing display?

00:08:53.000 It was just not, it was frankly not good.

00:08:56.000 Frankly not good?

00:08:56.000 Not well.

00:08:57.000 When I say not good, I mean that it's, Bad?

00:09:00.000 It could possibly be...

00:09:02.000 And we'll talk with Dana Lash about it later.

00:09:04.000 She's had both.

00:09:05.000 She's had relationships with both.

00:09:07.000 First off, I'm not a huge fan of either person.

00:09:12.000 Megyn Kelly for entirely personal reasons.

00:09:15.000 Newt Gingrich for professional reasons.

00:09:17.000 And it's this shouting match that I think is why people are tuning out of cable news.

00:09:21.000 They're yelling, it becomes petty, it becomes unprofessional, it becomes personal.

00:09:26.000 Okay, Newt Gingrich.

00:09:27.000 Here's what's funny to me.

00:09:27.000 All the Trump fans love Newt Gingrich all of a sudden.

00:09:30.000 There is nobody, and I mean nobody, more establishment than Newt Gingrich.

00:09:34.000 The reason I don't like Newt Gingrich...

00:09:36.000 I'm not a huge fan.

00:09:37.000 I don't hate him.

00:09:38.000 The reason I'm not a huge fan of Newt Gingrich is he's establishment to a T, supported healthcare mandate, right?

00:09:43.000 He actually stood with Hillary Clinton when we were talking about a healthcare plan back in the early 90s.

00:09:47.000 Newt Gingrich made over $1.5 million in consulting fees to Freddie Mac.

00:09:52.000 Newt Gingrich earned entirely...

00:09:54.000 All of his wealth, every single dime once he attained public office.

00:09:58.000 The mixing of non-profit funds with for-profit entities.

00:10:01.000 Extramarital affairs.

00:10:03.000 All of his super PACs are funded by the same old suspects, Sheldon Adelson.

00:10:11.000 Millions of dollars go into his PACs.

00:10:12.000 He is the definition of a Washington insider.

00:10:14.000 And that plastic-looking hairdo.

00:10:16.000 And the hairdo.

00:10:17.000 Ahhhh.

00:10:18.000 Like, there's...

00:10:19.000 Newt Gingrich is everything that people want to burn down in the Republican Party.

00:10:24.000 He's a guy who's been there forever, and then, when he hasn't been in there, has made his money off of talking about how he was in there.

00:10:31.000 So I'm not a Newt Gingrich fan.

00:10:33.000 Then we go to Megyn Kelly.

00:10:34.000 Petty, vindictive.

00:10:37.000 I think she's relatively good at her job. 0.84

00:10:39.000 I absolutely think that she's a social climber. 0.93

00:10:41.000 This is a woman who came out and said that Roger Ailes groped her.

00:10:44.000 Now, I'm going to be consistent.

00:10:45.000 I'm not going to praise and love Roger Ailes because he's now allies with Trump.

00:10:48.000 I'm going to say I think Roger Ailes likely groped her.

00:10:50.000 I think Roger Ailes likely groped other people at Fox News.

00:10:53.000 Let's be honest, because I knew people.

00:10:54.000 I think Roger Ailes did it.

00:10:56.000 Megyn Kelly said he did it.

00:10:57.000 Megyn Kelly only came out and said that he did it after women came forward and they took the heat.

00:11:01.000 Megyn Kelly said this after... 0.99

00:11:03.000 Here's the thing that's crazy.

00:11:04.000 She said that he groped her years ago.

00:11:06.000 If you look at the timeline, she said that he had groped her.

00:11:08.000 It happened before she got a prime time show.

00:11:10.000 It happened before.

00:11:11.000 She praised openly and talked about what a great employer and what a great mentor Roger Ailes is.

00:11:17.000 So as far as I am concerned, I want to see a double knockout with these two.

00:11:22.000 I am not taking sides, and that...

00:11:25.000 I think Megyn Kelly was pretty unprofessional there. 1.00

00:11:27.000 I think Newt Gingrich lost his cool.

00:11:29.000 And to me, that is everything that I... It's why I tune out of news.

00:11:33.000 I don't have the patience for it anymore. 0.99

00:11:35.000 I don't tune into news to hear her say, what if Donald Trump's a sexual predator and then Newt Gingrich challenged someone to say Bill Clinton's a sexual predator? 1.00

00:11:41.000 Of course Bill Clinton's a sexual predator. 1.00

00:11:44.000 It is... 1.00

00:11:45.000 There's no good side to take on that.

00:11:49.000 It's more embarrassing than this program.

00:11:51.000 And that's hard to do.

00:11:53.000 It is difficult.

00:11:54.000 We'll be back after this more shameful content in the commercial break.

00:11:58.000 There's no doubt.

00:11:59.000 No R. 1.00

00:11:59.000 Action. 1.00

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00:13:17.000 I was distracted by my friend here.

00:13:20.000 There's a spider behind you. 0.54

00:13:23.000 Ah!

00:13:23.000 Worth it.

00:13:27.000 Totally worth it.

00:13:32.000 Worth it.

00:14:07.000 Glad to be back.

00:14:08.000 We have some costumes here.

00:14:09.000 Let me show these up on the screen.

00:14:11.000 This comes from Brittany Hanley.

00:14:12.000 She's a Trekkie.

00:14:14.000 That's rare to see an attractive woman doing that. 1.00

00:14:17.000 That is.

00:14:18.000 That's bizarre.

00:14:19.000 I think that's Photoshopped.

00:14:20.000 Someone should probably look at that one. 0.98

00:14:23.000 A little racist Mexican sombrero. 0.95

00:14:25.000 Love that. 0.80

00:14:26.000 I don't know what this is.

00:14:28.000 It looks like an old costume party, kind of like Labyrinth David Bowie with the cod piece.

00:14:33.000 Yeah.

00:14:33.000 Don't know.

00:14:34.000 Who else do we have here?

00:14:34.000 Who else do we have?

00:14:36.000 Well, that guy...

00:14:37.000 No, no, no.

00:14:37.000 You need to be watching louder with Crowder to send in.

00:14:40.000 What is my timeline?

00:14:40.000 What is this?

00:14:41.000 Let's never show...

00:14:42.000 Hillary Clinton for prison. 0.99

00:14:42.000 Oh! 0.99

00:14:43.000 For president.

00:14:44.000 Prison.

00:14:46.000 Prison.

00:14:47.000 Costumes are great.

00:14:47.000 We'll announce the winner at the end, and you will win more than just a t-shirt.

00:14:51.000 It's going to be pretty awesome.

00:14:52.000 Hey, speaking of which, this happened this week.

00:14:55.000 This. 0.92

00:14:58.000 Just for people who are wondering, that was a midget giving Hillary Clinton tequila. 1.00

00:15:14.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:15:15.000 Of course.

00:15:16.000 Did you see her face when the midget comes out? 1.00

00:15:19.000 She's, oh! 0.99

00:15:20.000 But I know in her head she's going, oh crap, we're going to get letters. 0.99

00:15:25.000 The midget vote's gone. 1.00

00:15:26.000 All 700 of them.

00:15:29.000 What's funny about this is that Latinos, they're overwhelmingly against Trump, but they're the most politically incorrect people you know. 0.99

00:15:35.000 It doesn't even occur to them that we probably shouldn't exploit a midget. 1.00

00:15:39.000 With a presidential candidate.

00:15:41.000 It's just part of the kit you get for the show business there.

00:15:44.000 You're like, hey, I need to start a show.

00:15:45.000 And they're like, here's your midget. 1.00

00:15:46.000 No one takes advantage of Mexican stereotypes more than Mexicans. 0.82

00:15:49.000 It's not even a question over there. 1.00

00:15:52.000 They're profiting so much over all that cultural appropriation crap. 0.97

00:15:56.000 They love it. 0.99

00:15:57.000 They love it.

00:15:59.000 And then stick it in their nose and roll a head down a temple.

00:16:02.000 Hey...

00:16:03.000 So this is something I wanted to talk about this week, because we did the abortion video with Samantha Bee, and we don't have a whole ton of time.

00:16:03.000 Bring this up.

00:16:09.000 So you've seen these bumper stickers that are aimed at how are Republicans pro-life?

00:16:15.000 Once you're born, they don't care.

00:16:17.000 They're just pro-birth.

00:16:18.000 We have all these up here.

00:16:20.000 How to tell if a Republican is pro-life or just anti-woman.

00:16:23.000 Ask them to raise taxes to feed hungry babies. 0.74

00:16:26.000 These are bumper stickers.

00:16:27.000 This is bumper sticker knowledge, and you'll see this plastered on Facebook as memes, again, because of the problems.

00:16:32.000 All over Twitter, every SJW and their mother.

00:16:35.000 And here's the problem with that, and this is what I think is one of the fundamental differences between the left and people like us.

00:16:41.000 They immediately attribute motive.

00:16:43.000 For example, you've heard me say this many times about Bernie Sanders.

00:16:46.000 I think the guy is delusional.

00:16:47.000 I think he's wrong, but I think he genuinely wants to help.

00:16:50.000 Right? 0.99

00:16:51.000 There are people like Hillary Clinton who are just conniving horrible, awful, terrible wenches. 1.00

00:16:54.000 Yes. 0.96

00:16:55.000 But I do think there are plenty of liberals, particularly young liberals, young leftists, who want to help and they're misguided.

00:17:00.000 How many times have you heard us say that?

00:17:02.000 Liberals right away attribute, Republicans just hate kids. 1.00

00:17:04.000 Republicans just hate black people. 1.00

00:17:06.000 Republicans just hate women. 1.00

00:17:07.000 Republicans just hate queers. 1.00

00:17:09.000 Republicans just hate chicks with dicks. 1.00

00:17:10.000 That's the... 1.00

00:17:11.000 We're going to have to get that on the center.

00:17:12.000 I didn't even realize that.

00:17:12.000 We're going to have to get that.

00:17:13.000 That just came out.

00:17:14.000 That's not a different Halloween spirit.

00:17:16.000 It rhymes.

00:17:17.000 Rhymes are fine. 0.98

00:17:18.000 Trannies are the non-offensive term.

00:17:21.000 And let me explain this to you, for people out there who don't get this.

00:17:24.000 Because you've had friends in your Facebook feed, your timeline.

00:17:28.000 Yes.

00:17:28.000 One who is no longer a friend.

00:17:30.000 Yes.

00:17:31.000 And they think it's like, oh, gotcha.

00:17:33.000 Let me explain this somewhat rationally.

00:17:38.000 Republicans, people like me...

00:17:41.000 We're pro-life because we are overall pro-liberty.

00:17:44.000 That's what it comes down to.

00:17:46.000 We don't oppose socialized health care because we want poor people to die. 0.69

00:17:49.000 We oppose socialized healthcare because we want more people to live.

00:17:53.000 That's why I oppose socialized healthcare.

00:17:55.000 I've looked at the health projections, I've looked at the likeliness of dying from a terminal illness, and it is higher virtually everywhere than the United States.

00:18:03.000 If you have a terminal illness, your best chance of living is the United States.

00:18:06.000 Being a United States citizen. 1.00

00:18:08.000 We don't oppose, Republicans don't oppose the current public school union-run regime because we want kids to be stupid. 0.98

00:18:14.000 We oppose it because we want children to be provided with a choice. 0.99

00:18:16.000 We want parents to be provided with a choice.

00:18:19.000 That's why we've pushed for school choice programs, school vouchers, charter schools, all of which their God-King John Oliver crap on and say, let's funnel more money into the current public school system. 0.88

00:18:27.000 We don't oppose the welfare state because we want people to be poor.

00:18:31.000 We oppose it because we want people to thrive.

00:18:33.000 And we see how the welfare state has destroyed lives.

00:18:36.000 Let's talk about the black American family after Lyndon Johnson.

00:18:38.000 It decimated black American families because there was an incentive To remain in a welfare state. 0.69

00:18:45.000 And by the way, the single greatest indicator you could possibly have of economic health, of personal health, wellness, longevity.

00:18:52.000 Your kids going to school, staying out of prison.

00:18:54.000 Your kids staying out of prison is marriage.

00:18:57.000 Is our mommy and daddy in the house, are they married?

00:18:59.000 That, that, it's not even close.

00:19:02.000 School, money, none of it.

00:19:05.000 And that's what Republicans, that's what conservatives have always supported.

00:19:07.000 You may not like it.

00:19:08.000 You may not like the idea of a nuclear family, but we support that because we want kids to thrive.

00:19:12.000 Minimum wages.

00:19:14.000 They don't create wealth.

00:19:15.000 They eliminate jobs.

00:19:16.000 That's why we oppose them.

00:19:18.000 Health care mandates don't make insurance more affordable.

00:19:21.000 They skyrocket premiums, as we've seen this week.

00:19:24.000 Socialized healthcare doesn't make people healthier.

00:19:26.000 They put you before death panels who determine whether you get to get end-of-life treatment, live or die.

00:19:31.000 That's another thing.

00:19:32.000 This is what the left is.

00:19:33.000 They say, well, partial birth abortion isn't a thing. 1.00

00:19:36.000 Of course it was a thing.

00:19:37.000 That's why it was banned.

00:19:38.000 Hillary Clinton fought against getting it banned. 0.70

00:19:40.000 Now, that's not the medical terminology.

00:19:42.000 It's called dilation and extraction.

00:19:43.000 We give it a term that people can understand.

00:19:46.000 Just like dolphin is not the actual scientific term for a dolphin.

00:19:50.000 Don't ask me what it is.

00:19:52.000 I know with whales, it's Amos Schumerius.

00:19:53.000 We know that.

00:19:54.000 Yeah.

00:19:56.000 With hippos, it's Hilarius Clintonus.

00:19:57.000 We know that.

00:19:58.000 I don't know dolphins.

00:19:59.000 So we give it a term, partial birth abortion, because it's a way that someone can understand. 0.99

00:20:03.000 It's a way that someone can process it.

00:20:04.000 Same thing with death panels.

00:20:05.000 Remember, there's no such thing as a death panel.

00:20:07.000 No one thinks that there's a death star and Emperor Palpatine is going to come out and say, oh, you'll die.

00:20:12.000 What we're talking about is the government at this point having to ration care.

00:20:16.000 Do you know how I know there are death panels?

00:20:18.000 Because my aunt was put in front of one. 1.00

00:20:21.000 With lung cancer that was stage four by the time the panel could even determine her course of treatment in Canada.

00:20:27.000 In Canada.

00:20:28.000 This is why in Canada, 2005, we've talked about this show.

00:20:32.000 We versus Quebec, Supreme Court case.

00:20:34.000 They said it's a violation of human rights to ban privatized health care because people are dying and they have the right to pay for health care.

00:20:39.000 So this idea that Republicans aren't pro-birth because we just don't support free crap at the expense of the taxpayer all the time, it's not because we don't care about people.

00:20:47.000 It's because we care more about people and we have a fundamental understanding of how the world works.

00:20:53.000 Don't allow yourself to be tricked by this.

00:20:55.000 Or even use that term, that term compassionate conservative was used to try and fight back for a while because people felt guilty.

00:21:00.000 Listen, there is nothing more compassionate than capitalism and free enterprise and conservatism. 0.86

00:21:04.000 The people who are greedy little bastards who want to get their hands on everything and absolutely destroy it like the spoiled toddlers that they are, are the leftists who put that bumper sticker on their Prius, which, by the way, is worse for the environment with two giant, non-recyclical batteries. 0.97

00:21:16.000 You want to be better for the environment? 1.00

00:21:18.000 Go buy a crappy, beat-down car. 0.97

00:21:20.000 It's not even close. 0.98

00:21:21.000 They don't have to make a new one.

00:21:22.000 Stop driving your Prius. 1.00

00:21:24.000 They also handle like crap. 1.00

00:21:25.000 It's a white guilt mobile, and I hate you. 1.00

00:21:27.000 Dana Lash next. 0.97

00:21:28.000 For Breaking News on Valorius Crowder, I'm Perry Matheson.

00:21:54.000 It's no secret that Samantha Bee has been a trailblazer.

00:21:58.000 Of firsts for many women in the entertainment industry, but we take you now live to the Loud Room of Crowder exclusive, where Samantha Bee is breaking through yet another glass ceiling by wearing white pants after Labor Day. 1.00

00:22:15.000 We did it!

00:22:20.000 Truly a sight to behold.

00:22:21.000 And I believe that those pants are actually denim.

00:22:26.000 No, Trixie, either.

00:22:27.000 Back in my day, we called them dungarees.

00:22:30.000 But I'm a little more old school.

00:22:32.000 Of course, Samantha Bee is all new.

00:22:36.000 The feeling-breaker that she is.

00:22:39.000 We'll keep you abreast as this story unfolds.

00:22:43.000 I'm Harry Motherhead.

00:22:46.000 All right.

00:23:16.000 Alright.

00:23:16.000 For those who hear my muffled face, it's because my mask is the hell in it!

00:23:21.000 You are disgusting. 1.00

00:23:22.000 That's been going on for too long. 1.00

00:23:23.000 I commit to the character.

00:23:25.000 Next guest?

00:23:26.000 We need to get her on so we can stop looking at sweaty you. 1.00

00:23:27.000 Good guest of the show.

00:23:28.000 You know her.

00:23:29.000 You watch her on The Blaze.

00:23:30.000 You hear her radio show.

00:23:31.000 You can follow it all at DanaRadio.com.

00:23:33.000 Dana Lash, thank you for being with us.

00:23:35.000 Thank you for having me, Stephen.

00:23:37.000 I'm coming to you live from my bedroom.

00:23:39.000 Yes.

00:23:40.000 Oh, gee, someone's going to make a comment about Daniel Ashen's bedroom.

00:23:44.000 And the problem is, it'll be a fan, and it'll be complimentary, and it'll still be wildly inappropriate and overly sexual.

00:23:50.000 That's kind of what they do.

00:23:52.000 That's the nature of the internet.

00:23:53.000 That is the internet.

00:23:54.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:23:56.000 I just realized this.

00:23:57.000 When I knew you, you were pale, and now you're tanned.

00:24:02.000 What is that, a conscious effort?

00:24:04.000 Wait a minute, right now? 0.96

00:24:05.000 No, it's called Laura Mercier Browser because television camera lights suck. 1.00

00:24:11.000 That's what that's called.

00:24:12.000 That makes sense.

00:24:12.000 Yeah, your hair was lighter.

00:24:14.000 And I swear to you, it's the lighting in here because I just now saw myself on your monitor.

00:24:18.000 And it does.

00:24:19.000 I look incredibly healthy.

00:24:20.000 I look like I just came back.

00:24:21.000 Actually, I would actually prefer, let's just stay in here and just do everything from in here right now.

00:24:25.000 This is what you should do.

00:24:26.000 Look how white it makes my teeth. 0.82

00:24:28.000 Well, that's why bodybuilders do all the tan, and that's why black people always use them in dentist commercials. 1.00

00:24:34.000 Black people always look like they have really white teeth. 1.00

00:24:36.000 It's just true. 0.83

00:24:37.000 It's just the contrast.

00:24:38.000 You did not say that they use black people in dental commercials.

00:24:41.000 In dentistry commercials, absolutely.

00:24:43.000 Olukman Kimunju, whoever that Amadeus actor is.

00:24:47.000 You know what I'm talking about.

00:24:48.000 Beautiful teeth.

00:24:49.000 That's what they do.

00:24:50.000 That is what they do.

00:24:52.000 And you know what?

00:24:53.000 Stop trying to take this away from them, because it's a wonderful opportunity.

00:24:56.000 It can be an American, too.

00:24:57.000 But that's only like a tiny percentage of it.

00:24:59.000 But it's the Laura Mercier.

00:25:00.000 Get it, ladies. 1.00

00:25:00.000 It's great. 1.00

00:25:01.000 All right.

00:25:02.000 I swear she's not paying me.

00:25:04.000 Well, no.

00:25:05.000 Probably not.

00:25:06.000 Probably not on this show.

00:25:07.000 They should pay you to keep it off of this show.

00:25:09.000 PrepareWithCR.com.

00:25:11.000 Okay, so you...

00:25:12.000 We were talking about this on your program, Megyn Kelly Newt Gingrich.

00:25:15.000 We played the clip earlier in the program.

00:25:18.000 Can I just want to rub you for a second?

00:25:19.000 What?

00:25:20.000 Did you seek help for that wound?

00:25:22.000 The chest wound?

00:25:23.000 Well, I sought the wise counsel of Jill Stein, and she just shrieked hysterically.

00:25:30.000 So, little known fact, not a great person.

00:25:33.000 I just want to make sure you had it looked at before we get going.

00:25:37.000 Because it looked like it could fester.

00:25:40.000 Yeah, well, that's true.

00:25:41.000 Make sure it's all right.

00:25:42.000 Okay.

00:25:43.000 Well, you know what?

00:25:45.000 I always would love to just put a gorilla on a bench, like put them actually through, you know, the powerlifting total, see what they can do.

00:25:50.000 Because a chimpanzee is, apparently, I can't substantiate this at all.

00:25:53.000 I've heard it like 10 times as strong as a human.

00:25:55.000 You just got to wonder what a gorilla is.

00:25:58.000 You know I got into a fight with a chimpanzee once, right?

00:26:00.000 I don't know how that happens.

00:26:04.000 Was this?

00:26:05.000 Well, go ahead.

00:26:06.000 I'll give you the floor.

00:26:07.000 Don't make fun of me, but I did get into a fight with a chimpanzee when I was younger.

00:26:12.000 I lived in Festus, Missouri, and the people who lived up the road from us, their daughter was married to this guy whose family actually owned and dealt with exotic animals.

00:26:23.000 And so they had all of these chimpanzees, and they treated them like children, and they dressed them like children. 0.80

00:26:29.000 Oh, that's how the lady got her face ripped off by the chimpanzee on red wine and zen. 1.00

00:26:33.000 I know.

00:26:33.000 Well, this is the worst thing if that ever happened.

00:26:35.000 Poor Charlie Nash.

00:26:36.000 So, anyway, they were babysitting one of these chimpanzees because their daughter went on vacation with this guy, and I thought we were going to be best friends, and I was really excited about it because I thought chimpanzees are just like humans, right?

00:26:47.000 They're not.

00:26:48.000 They're a horrible little beast. 0.99

00:26:49.000 They are.

00:26:50.000 And so I made little snacks.

00:26:51.000 You guys remember the Bugles corn chips?

00:26:53.000 Yes, I do.

00:26:54.000 It was a great gag.

00:26:55.000 The Witch Fingers.

00:26:56.000 Yes!

00:26:57.000 Classic.

00:26:57.000 So I made a little baggie, a snack baggie of Bugle's corn chips.

00:27:02.000 One for me and one for my new monkey friend, right?

00:27:05.000 Because I thought we were going to be BFFs.

00:27:07.000 Technically apes.

00:27:07.000 And this is during the My Buddy craze, too.

00:27:09.000 I should point that out.

00:27:10.000 So anyway, when she came down the hill to go and get me, because my mom had to go to work and she was watching me all summer, she had the little chimpanzee with her and he was in some Oshkosh bagosh overalls and had a little hat on backwards.

00:27:22.000 And I was so excited and I ran out and I handed him a bag of snacks and he went and just smashed them all together and then shoved me and I got mud all over my Dukes of Hazzard shirt, my cowgirl skirt and my cowboy boots. 0.75

00:27:34.000 And then after that, this little jackass proceeded for the next week to torture me. 0.95

00:27:39.000 He would stick his hand on his diaper and then try to touch me with it. 0.99

00:27:42.000 And he would touch other places on himself and then try to touch me with his little hand, paw, whatever they have.

00:27:48.000 And then one night or one afternoon I was taking a nap in her den and it was like the telltale heart with Edgar Allan Poe.

00:27:55.000 I'm sitting there on the sofa, laying there on the sofa and I was just getting ready to go to sleep and the door...

00:28:01.000 Cracked open and a crack of light fell on my face and I saw his little chimpanzee head coming through the door. 0.90

00:28:07.000 And I knew he was coming to pinch me or do something horrible. 0.73

00:28:10.000 So one day he pinched me hard enough and I made a hand and I slapped this chimpanzee. 1.00

00:28:16.000 I slapped him so hard it hurt my hand and he went crazy that I didn't get my face ripped off. 0.68

00:28:23.000 She sleeps with a gun under her pillow for fear of a chimp Bonobo giving her a date in summer. 1.00

00:28:30.000 I knew the story started and ended with someone...

00:28:35.000 That could have gone a lot worse, though, to be honest, with a chimpanzee.

00:28:39.000 You're fortunate you got out that way.

00:28:40.000 Okay, so speaking of people acting like chimps, we have the Newt Gingrich, Megyn Kelly, this whole dust-up we were talking about on your show.

00:28:47.000 I know you're friends with Megyn Kelly, Girls Club, and you have pillow fights. 1.00

00:28:51.000 I know him, too.

00:28:53.000 What's your read on this?

00:28:54.000 I just think it's an example of everything that's wrong with cable news today.

00:28:59.000 I don't think anybody came out of that looking very well.

00:29:02.000 Well, no, I don't think that anybody came out looking...

00:29:05.000 Well, I don't think that, honestly, I kind of don't really see...

00:29:09.000 And I apologize for the lighting.

00:29:10.000 I just don't see how bad my lighting is.

00:29:12.000 I don't really...

00:29:13.000 I actually don't think that Megan... 1.00

00:29:16.000 I don't see where she messed up in this.

00:29:19.000 But here's what I do see.

00:29:20.000 New Gingrich is a smart guy, albeit that he's named after an ingredient in Witch's Brew.

00:29:25.000 He's a super smart guy, right? 0.96

00:29:26.000 He should be a little bit more sensitive with how the media is going to perceive something like this because people have to realize women right now, especially women who've grown up under the Clintons in the 90s, they have been hammered for the past two decades on all of this social justice warrior crap from the progressive black. 0.96

00:29:47.000 And by Bill Clinton's everywhere. 0.98

00:29:49.000 That Republicans are all old white men. 0.83

00:29:51.000 Well, we know that's not true. 1.00

00:29:52.000 They've been told that Republicans are going to make it to where women, you don't even, you have to just take a lease out on a vagina. 1.00

00:29:59.000 It's not even yours anymore. 0.99

00:30:00.000 We've been told every lie.

00:30:01.000 I know, think about that one.

00:30:03.000 We've been told everything.

00:30:06.000 Right.

00:30:12.000 necessarily completely embrace that.

00:30:14.000 That's still in the back of their heads because the left has for so long, Steven and you know this, they've controlled publishing houses.

00:30:21.000 They've controlled media.

00:30:23.000 They've controlled academia.

00:30:25.000 They've controlled Hollywood.

00:30:26.000 And so women have been beaten upside the head with these messages. 1.00

00:30:29.000 And when you have somebody like Newt Gingrich, who I think overreacted, he went a little bit ham here.

00:30:33.000 Like he was trying too hard to be teacher's pet.

00:30:36.000 He didn't need to go that hard.

00:30:37.000 And he needed to understand that the whole crux of her question and her discussing this was because it's starting to have an effect in the polls even more so.

00:30:47.000 And not even just with progressive women, but with women who traditionally identified as Republican.

00:30:51.000 And you have to acknowledge it so you can reverse it.

00:30:54.000 And there was a totally better way that he could handle that.

00:30:55.000 Well, I think you're right.

00:30:57.000 I think you're right.

00:30:58.000 I do think that Megyn Kelly obviously has some personal issues with Trump, and it's a constant jab fest. 0.87

00:31:04.000 And I have no problem with it, considering how he's gone after her.

00:31:08.000 I don't think she's completely unjustified, but I think she needs to be more honest about it.

00:31:12.000 And I think that's probably what irked Newt.

00:31:14.000 I think Newt came off horribly.

00:31:16.000 But I think New's going like, hey, you're biased.

00:31:18.000 And she's like, no, I'm not.

00:31:19.000 We know she is.

00:31:21.000 Well, to me, I think that she handled it, I think, a lot better than I would have.

00:31:25.000 Or maybe I would have handled it as well.

00:31:27.000 I don't know. 0.98

00:31:28.000 That's because you learned from a chimp who pinched you at midnight. 1.00

00:31:30.000 But I think she handled it for the most part, considering how he got pretty like...

00:31:33.000 Yeah.

00:31:34.000 I think...

00:31:35.000 I don't know how else it could have been handled in any other way, because it was kind of a spectacle.

00:31:38.000 It really sort of was a spectacle.

00:31:40.000 I mean, he was basically accusing her of never covering the Clinton stuff.

00:31:43.000 The past couple of times I've been on that program, we've talked about Clinton issues. 0.98

00:31:46.000 She devoted a whole hour to women discussing Bill Clinton's sexual proclivities and what a pervert he is. 0.74

00:31:54.000 And I think all of that is true, but I think it can all be true, and it can also be true that she does have personal issues with Donald Trump that she's less than forthcoming about. 0.71

00:32:06.000 And I can understand why people would be upset by that.

00:32:08.000 I can see it.

00:32:09.000 I hate that people are so thin-skinned with any criticism of Donald Trump.

00:32:12.000 Particularly because they're fine with Hannity being so pro-Trump.

00:32:15.000 Right.

00:32:16.000 Well, listen, he's on the Trump payroll.

00:32:19.000 I don't know if that's true.

00:32:22.000 Didn't Fox News said you can't do that when he was in a Trump campaign ad?

00:32:25.000 It's a metaphor.

00:32:26.000 I don't think he got paid for that.

00:32:27.000 I think he just did it because he's just so committed.

00:32:29.000 So he's a volunteer for the campaign.

00:32:31.000 I don't know if that turns up any better.

00:32:33.000 Hey, great Americans, can I show up here to volunteer?

00:32:36.000 And Fox is like, no.

00:32:38.000 I brought my lanyard.

00:32:39.000 I think what it is is people know.

00:32:41.000 I don't think Sean Hannity covers that up.

00:32:43.000 So I try to see that from both sides.

00:32:45.000 I really think Newt came off poorly.

00:32:49.000 But I just hate all around.

00:32:50.000 This is cable news.

00:32:51.000 This is why people are tuning out in record numbers.

00:32:53.000 People aren't watching.

00:32:54.000 If he would have approached it, like if Stephen, if you were Megan and I was Newt, if he would have approached it and said, Megan, you know what?

00:32:59.000 I get what you're saying here.

00:33:01.000 I get that you're talking about how this is reflecting in the polls.

00:33:04.000 And I get it.

00:33:05.000 That the media has for so long, they have covered up and shrugged off all of these accusations towards Clinton.

00:33:13.000 But Megan, you have to realize that so many of these women, this is all they have ever heard.

00:33:18.000 Sexism coming from Republicans.

00:33:19.000 That's what progressives say the Republican Party is.

00:33:23.000 The entire last election was about binders full of women, which seems really nice compared to some of the stuff that we're seeing from Hillary Clinton. 1.00

00:33:30.000 I don't even know what that means.

00:33:31.000 Does that mean references?

00:33:32.000 He could have done it like that.

00:33:32.000 And he would have immediately planted the seed, and he would have had a lot of women out there going, you know what?

00:33:37.000 That's right.

00:33:38.000 Well, no.

00:33:38.000 Newt Gingrich's biggest problem is planting a seed.

00:33:40.000 And then they realize they're getting tricked into some of these narratives.

00:33:41.000 Yeah.

00:33:42.000 Newt Gingrich's biggest problem is planting a seed. 0.98

00:33:43.000 We don't need to encourage him to do any more of that.

00:33:44.000 Oh, my gosh.

00:33:45.000 I don't get the binders full of women. 1.00

00:33:46.000 You talked into that one, didn't I? I never understood the binders full of women thing. 1.00

00:33:50.000 Unless I'm completely wrong.

00:33:53.000 And I know I'm not.

00:33:53.000 That was Romney, right?

00:33:54.000 Yeah, obviously it was Romney.

00:33:55.000 He was talking about lists of women's names who either he has worked with or recommended or references.

00:34:02.000 I never understood how that's even a thing.

00:34:04.000 And I think that's a great example of where the left will find it no matter what.

00:34:07.000 Just kind of like with Dr.

00:34:09.000 Ben Carson, they'll say he's a racist no matter what.

00:34:12.000 Whether you agree with Dr. 0.97

00:34:12.000 Ben Carson or everything or not, we know he's not a self-loathing black man. 0.97

00:34:16.000 Just like Pence in the Mexican thing. 0.93

00:34:17.000 Right, Penn's in the Mexican thing. 0.98

00:34:19.000 There you go, whipping out the Mexican, or bad hombres. 1.00

00:34:20.000 There's a lot of that, and I understand what you're saying. 0.97

00:34:22.000 Don't give them more ammo.

00:34:23.000 I do think Megyn Kelly probably knew what she was doing when she said the Donald Trump sexual predator line with, you know, Newt Gingrich on there, which to me is just entertainment.

00:34:31.000 There are women who are accusing him of that, right or wrong.

00:34:33.000 Those accusations are there, and that needs to be addressed.

00:34:36.000 I mean, here you have, he settled with Paula Jones.

00:34:39.000 Bill Clinton settled with Paula Jones, for crying out loud. 1.00

00:34:41.000 What was it, upper six figures?

00:34:43.000 No, she said about Trump. 0.99

00:34:44.000 She said, is he a sexual predator about Trump? 0.97

00:34:47.000 And so I think she knew what she was doing there because she knew Newt was going to flip his lid. 0.99

00:34:51.000 I look at it like this.

00:34:52.000 I think that because to me it seemed contentious from the start because they were talking about the polling, particularly polling in a number of these battleground states, and Newt seemed like he was already on the defensive.

00:35:03.000 He needs to dial it back a little bit because he's going to start alienating people if he's so abrasive.

00:35:09.000 I remember in 2012, right when the debate started, in the very beginning when Newt was going after the media, we were like, yes, you go get him, Newty Newt.

00:35:18.000 I don't know if that's not his nickname, but whatever.

00:35:20.000 You go get him.

00:35:21.000 And we were all really excited about it. 0.99

00:35:22.000 And then every damn debate, he was doing the same shtick over and over again. 0.99

00:35:26.000 And we're like, okay, we get it. 0.99

00:35:27.000 Just...

00:35:28.000 Stop now.

00:35:29.000 It's completely played out.

00:35:30.000 Well, what's so funny is the coalitions that have formed you.

00:35:31.000 People hate the establishment.

00:35:33.000 Newt couldn't.

00:35:33.000 As a matter of fact, Ann Coulter constantly just used to ream Newt when she was on Hannity.

00:35:38.000 Newt and Dick Morris.

00:35:40.000 Well, he tossed a seat in New York's 23rd Congressional District.

00:35:42.000 Right.

00:35:42.000 He backed a Democrat.

00:35:43.000 Didi Skosafaba against Doug Hoffman.

00:35:46.000 It was the very first race that I got involved raising money for.

00:35:48.000 And Stephen, you remember the hell that he caught for that.

00:35:51.000 Because Didi Skosafava was a gun-grabbing Democrat who just flipped over and decided to run as a Republican. 0.92

00:35:56.000 And for whatever reason, unbeknownst to the rest of us, Newt Gingrich decided to back Skosafava.

00:36:03.000 And Newt Gingrich, he wanted to meet with grassroots.

00:36:05.000 He reached out to me repeatedly back between 2008 and 2010.

00:36:09.000 He wanted to meet up with grassroots.

00:36:10.000 No grassroots wanted to meet up with grassroots.

00:36:11.000 No, no.

00:36:12.000 And that's what I wanted to say.

00:36:13.000 You know, I did work with that.

00:36:14.000 We'll bring back Dana after the break, Dana Radio.

00:36:16.000 But Newt Ganger, just funny, if you're talking about establishment, and I've been at Fox News, I've worked with some non-profits for a while, would volunteer.

00:36:21.000 He is the one guy with the reputation of Washington, D.C. insider, and you do not trust.

00:36:27.000 That's just, whether it's true or not, that's always been his reputation.

00:36:29.000 And a lot of this campaign is based on reputations.

00:36:32.000 That's how people pick who to hate.

00:36:33.000 Well, if you can't stand establishment Republicans...

00:36:36.000 You gotta file Newt Gingrich under it.

00:36:37.000 Be consistent.

00:36:38.000 Dana Radio, Dana Lash.

00:36:39.000 We will be back after this.

00:36:42.000 For Reagan News, I'm Harry Matheson.

00:37:05.000 One to never shy away from controversy and Blazing Trails Samantha Bee is breaking through yet another glass ceiling today by being the first woman to ever literally break a glass ceiling live on primetime television.

00:37:22.000 We take you now live to the spectacle.

00:37:25.000 You know, the word awesome It's thrown around so flippantly now it's lost all meaning.

00:37:38.000 It once meant to invoke a feeling of awe that truly couldn't be put into words, and I think we can all say that we are filled to the brim with that emotion tonight.

00:37:50.000 Samantha Bee, you make us proud to be American.

00:37:53.000 We'll keep your breath as the story unfolds every minute.

00:37:59.000 When it's time to party, we will party hard.

00:38:02.000 Glad to be back.

00:38:28.000 DanaRadio.com.

00:38:30.000 DanaRadio.com is where you can find our next guest.

00:38:31.000 Dana Lash.

00:38:32.000 Okay, switch gears a little bit here.

00:38:34.000 We were talking about the Podesta emails.

00:38:36.000 It's so hard to keep track.

00:38:37.000 It's like Nancy Drew novels.

00:38:40.000 No matter what, it's always bad.

00:38:44.000 The one that you were talking about off-air, and we included this in our WikiLeaks Top 5 video, which is done relatively well.

00:38:50.000 It has like half a million plays on there.

00:38:52.000 But no one cared about this one.

00:38:54.000 It seems to me like it's the most important.

00:38:55.000 It blows my mind that nobody did.

00:38:57.000 Yeah.

00:38:58.000 So one of the things that came out, and in fact this email, I mean at least it got some media play today.

00:39:04.000 So Cheryl Mills was talking to John Podesta, and one of the things, go back to when Barack Obama told the FBI that he was completely unaware that Hillary Clinton had this private server.

00:39:13.000 He didn't know.

00:39:14.000 He's busy doing presidential stuff.

00:39:16.000 Well, as it turned out, not only was he aware, but he was using his secret email address, and he would be emailing her on this private server as well.

00:39:22.000 As to whether or not he received any classified information, I'm sure that that's yet to be uncovered, because I think right now there's enough to at least provoke some sort of congressional inquiry into how much the president knew and when he knew it, because so far we know that there's a ton of classified stuff that had been shared on this.

00:39:40.000 But one of the emails that was uncovered and published I think the direct quote was, we have to clean up this mess.

00:39:51.000 POTUS emails on there.

00:39:52.000 And she's talking about Hillary's server and how emails from Barack Obama were on the server.

00:39:57.000 Now, I spoke with Louie Gohmert about this three weeks ago.

00:40:00.000 Because the question was, well, whether or not Barack Obama ever emailed her private server, because if he lied when being questioned by the FBI, if he lied to the law as to whether or not he knew of the existence of the server or had ever sent anything to it, Louis Gohmert was arguing that this was actionable and that there is something that Congress could do about this.

00:40:23.000 And it seems that it is, of everything that has taken place, it's one of the most obvious actions that they could take.

00:40:29.000 Right.

00:40:30.000 Is to go after and get him under oath on this and say, all right, here you are.

00:40:34.000 You lied to us when we were conducting this investigation and you said that you were unaware of this server.

00:40:42.000 Because then now it poses the question, okay, so how many times did he email me?

00:40:46.000 And this is important, too.

00:40:47.000 What it also adds to it is, first off, it explains a lot.

00:40:49.000 And he's the only one who could invoke that executive privilege to not release some of these emails or to not have them examined.

00:40:55.000 That's what's important because he's the only person, because he has executive privilege, we talked about this, who would be able to say, no, we're not going to do that.

00:41:03.000 Well, not Just that, Stephen, don't forget, too, he's the only one that basically commands what Loretta Lynch does.

00:41:08.000 Loretta Lynch isn't going to—she's not going to take the recommendation from the FBI as to whether or not to indict Hillary Clinton unless Barack Obama gives her the okay to do so. 0.99

00:41:16.000 So that shares a lot more insight as to why—why wouldn't—because that was the question we all asked.

00:41:21.000 Well, why wouldn't Barack Obama doesn't like Hillary Clinton?

00:41:24.000 I'm sure that there are other people in the Democrat Party who would like to see run.

00:41:27.000 He could just get rid of her politically like this.

00:41:29.000 But he's compromised as well, and so that's why he can't.

00:41:34.000 Yeah, I also think there were emails back and forth with him and Hillary about their preferred brand of cigarettes, and he didn't want to get in trouble with Michelle.

00:41:40.000 No.

00:41:40.000 Because, well, she'd take something out of the closet that would be unsavory.

00:41:45.000 Can't go down that road.

00:41:46.000 Not again.

00:41:46.000 No, we can't go down that road.

00:41:48.000 He cannot.

00:41:48.000 He is a fragile man, and his ego can't take it.

00:41:51.000 No, I think it really does explain a lot, and I do think there's some of this right now.

00:41:55.000 And I have to choose my words carefully.

00:41:57.000 With all of these leaks and all of these hidden camera videos, some of them have been really important.

00:42:03.000 Some of them have, I would say, created revelations for a lot of people.

00:42:06.000 And some of them have been built up and have been clickbait.

00:42:10.000 And particularly with the WikiLeaks, we've even seen some that are entirely fabricated.

00:42:14.000 Yeah, like the Chelsea's a brat. 1.00

00:42:15.000 We all knew that. 0.78

00:42:16.000 Next.

00:42:17.000 Right.

00:42:17.000 Yeah.

00:42:18.000 What was the one they talked about, you know, manipulating the polls with oversampling?

00:42:21.000 That's actually not what that email says.

00:42:23.000 Well, that was from 2008, that email, and they were talking about internals.

00:42:26.000 I mean, that's not incredibly surprising.

00:42:27.000 Well, and they were talking about trying to get oversampling because they were trying to get a feel on, like, African-American voters or Latinos.

00:42:32.000 That's common practice.

00:42:33.000 Let's oversample Latinos so we can see where they are in this election. 1.00

00:42:36.000 Well, it- That's about weighted averages, too.

00:42:38.000 I mean, you're talking about ratios and you're talking about making sure that you understand a segment of the population within the broader voting electorate so that you can adjust your get-out-the-vote effort accordingly.

00:42:48.000 I mean, that's every candidate does that.

00:42:50.000 That's nothing new.

00:42:51.000 And furthermore, they weren't talking about having that as a public poll.

00:42:54.000 That was internal for them so they could figure out where to go.

00:42:56.000 But here's the thing.

00:42:58.000 I don't want to see Hillary Clinton in the White House. 1.00

00:43:00.000 I definitely don't because all hell is going to break loose.

00:43:02.000 I particularly also don't want to lose the Senate because I'd like to keep my guns.

00:43:06.000 But this is why I get a little bit aggravated if something's oversold.

00:43:10.000 There is so much to go with this woman on.

00:43:13.000 There's so much. 0.55

00:43:14.000 And I'm sure that there's a lot more that's out there freaking out over whether or not Chelsea Clinton's a brat. 1.00

00:43:20.000 That to me, that's that's irrelevant.

00:43:23.000 But I understand why they're doing it.

00:43:24.000 I don't agree with it.

00:43:25.000 And I don't trust WikiLeaks at all, because don't forget Julian Assange and collateral damage and the way they went after our military.

00:43:30.000 But they're trying to poison the well between Hillary Clinton and her base, that that progressive base that she's going to rely on to get her policies out there. 1.00

00:43:40.000 Should she take over the White House? 1.00

00:43:42.000 This one of the reasons I don't really trust Julian Assange with some of this is because to me and whether or not she was facetious about droning him.

00:43:49.000 I mean, Hillary Clinton would drone anyone, I think, even her mother. 0.99

00:43:51.000 But the larger point is that his grudge against her seems to be a personal one, rather a principled and I tend to trust a principled grudge more, because a personal one, to me, that's male-able.

00:44:03.000 Well, that's what I was saying about Megyn Kelly and Donald Trump.

00:44:06.000 I think there is some personal grudges there.

00:44:08.000 And that's the exact same point that I do apply across the board.

00:44:11.000 I'm just like, I just wish people were honest about it.

00:44:12.000 I do think you're probably right about Assange.

00:44:15.000 And he hit the nail on the head.

00:44:16.000 That's what we've been talking about.

00:44:18.000 When people overblow everything.

00:44:20.000 And let's just talk about overblowing.

00:44:21.000 Not even just the lying that happens right now on both sides.

00:44:24.000 The flat out lying because you get more clicks.

00:44:26.000 We've talked about that.

00:44:27.000 People will just say something.

00:44:28.000 Hillary Clinton confirmed she has Parkinson's.

00:44:31.000 No, she didn't.

00:44:31.000 But she lied about the, not bronchitis, what was it?

00:44:36.000 Pneumonia?

00:44:36.000 Pneumonia.

00:44:37.000 Yeah, she lied about the pneumonia.

00:44:38.000 Why would she lie?

00:44:40.000 Let's talk about that.

00:44:41.000 Instead, we have to go, okay, hold on.

00:44:42.000 We're not with the people who are saying she has cancer and AIDS and swine flu.

00:44:46.000 So let's get rid of the lying for a second.

00:44:48.000 Put that on the shelf.

00:44:49.000 Just the overblowing of stories or overselling or over-anticipating really does hurt the actual issues that should be discussed.

00:44:58.000 No, I agree.

00:44:59.000 I think it does as well.

00:45:00.000 I think overselling something, it takes oxygen away from some of these other stories that need it.

00:45:07.000 For instance, this huge one, I have no idea why people aren't blowing that up, because to me, I mean, particularly when you had a congressional member who was telling me that it is actionable and they would be interested in looking into that and pushing for that with their House majority, that seems to me that that's above the fold news.

00:45:23.000 That seems to me that that's a lot bigger than focusing on poisoning the well Between Hillary Clinton and some of her supporters, Podesta and everyone in the kitchen.

00:45:33.000 We have these breaks, but above the fold, good wording because a lot of folds with Hillary Clinton. 0.98

00:45:38.000 DanaRadio.com.

00:45:40.000 Dana, she did it with the seeds and the fold. 0.57

00:45:42.000 DanaRadio.com.

00:45:43.000 We must go.

00:45:44.000 Hey there, it's me.

00:45:57.000 How often do you hear me do live reads?

00:45:59.000 Not that often.

00:46:00.000 We talked about this last week.

00:46:02.000 Not Gay Jared was there. 1.00

00:46:03.000 And what's funny, people started saying, oh, you're selling Doomsday Prepper stuff.

00:46:06.000 The opposite.

00:46:07.000 I'm not a Doomsday Prepper.

00:46:08.000 The PrepareWithCR.com promotion.

00:46:11.000 We've been very clear that that's not where I'm lining up with this.

00:46:14.000 But a few people did ask me to talk about my experiences with the Montreal Ice Storm.

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00:46:28.000 And we've talked about this in Montreal Ice Storm.

00:46:29.000 People say, well, can you talk about that more?

00:46:31.000 I remember, like it was yesterday, my grandfather died, because he died on December 18th.

00:46:31.000 Well, let me kind of...

00:46:35.000 I remember that because that was the last day of school, and he was supposed to pick me up from a ski trip, and he didn't.

00:46:39.000 So I remember it was just a rough Christmas.

00:46:42.000 The day we were supposed to go back to school, the ice storm hit.

00:46:45.000 And for those of you who don't know, it was a 96 ice storm in Montreal.

00:46:48.000 Lots of people died.

00:46:49.000 My dad will be on later to talk about that.

00:46:51.000 Some ways are actually kind of funny in retrospect because people didn't know what they were doing.

00:46:55.000 So remember what happened right away.

00:46:58.000 No water, no heat, no electricity.

00:47:01.000 No ability to get anywhere because the roads were just completely done.

00:47:05.000 So we did, I remember, drove at a turtle's pace to my Aunt Rejeanne's house, out a little bit further out, not in the country, but further out from the suburbs in St.

00:47:15.000 Bruno.

00:47:16.000 We went there first because she was the only people we knew who had a fireplace, and I think they had a stovetop furnace, so they were able to heat up food, and we all slept in the living room for a while.

00:47:26.000 Well, they ran out of firewood, and they didn't have any food, and there was nothing left.

00:47:30.000 Now, we were fortunate.

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00:47:36.000 We were fortunate because there was a guy named Mr.

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00:47:43.000 And he was gone to Florida or something.

00:47:45.000 This guy was really wealthy but very generous.

00:47:47.000 And he had a room, I think, permanently at the Courtyard Marriott.

00:47:49.000 All I know is we lucked out.

00:47:51.000 We went downtown to the Courtyard Marriott.

00:47:53.000 And I remember staying there and walking downstairs and there was no food.

00:47:57.000 I remember the buffet, just metal buffet trays.

00:47:59.000 It was empty, like an Indian buffet after lunch when there's nothing left.

00:48:02.000 I went to the store with my dad.

00:48:04.000 They were telling us to boil all our water.

00:48:05.000 This is at the courtyard Marriott in downtown Montreal.

00:48:07.000 This is a nice hotel in an urban area.

00:48:09.000 You're talking millions of people.

00:48:10.000 Montreal's a big city.

00:48:11.000 People are boiling water or running it through their electric coffee makers in the hotel room.

00:48:15.000 We went to the store.

00:48:16.000 There was nothing.

00:48:17.000 No food.

00:48:18.000 No water.

00:48:19.000 But I thought the ice storm was awesome because I didn't have to go to school.

00:48:23.000 And at that grocery store, they did have a Nintendo Power.

00:48:27.000 So I went back to my hotel room, and I remember reading Nintendo Power, where we were drinking lukewarm water that had been boiled, and there was no food around.

00:48:36.000 And that's really what we're talking about.

00:48:37.000 We're not talking about some kind of natural...

00:48:38.000 This happened in my lifetime.

00:48:39.000 I know people in L.A. My brother's been there with the earthquakes.

00:48:42.000 Just these natural disasters that happen.

00:48:44.000 A lot of times you don't even think about them, so it pays to be prepared.

00:48:46.000 I just remember that when I was a kid, and we thought, man, we should be a little bit...

00:48:48.000 I lived in North Carolina with a fluke snowstorm.

00:48:50.000 Blizzard.

00:48:51.000 Same thing.

00:48:51.000 Same thing?

00:48:52.000 North Carolina, they weren't prepared for that.

00:48:53.000 We're all stuck there.

00:48:54.000 People piling in Jeeps just trying to get food.

00:48:55.000 I mean, it's not an unreasonable thing to happen.

00:48:58.000 And the truth is, I'm lazy.

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00:49:26.000 My dad will be on later to talk more about the ice storm.

00:49:27.000 After this, Donald Trump's path to win.

00:49:29.000 For breaking news, I'm Perry Matheson.

00:49:45.000 And blazing trails for women everywhere, Samantha Bee has broken another glass ceiling today in being the first female late-night host canceled. 1.00

00:49:57.000 Due to horrible ratings, as well as a distinct lack of comedy. 0.98

00:50:01.000 In an historic act of defiance, Samantha Bee has also decided to be the first female late-night host to physically reveal her vagina on air. 0.98

00:50:14.000 We take you now live to the spectacle. 0.99

00:50:20.000 Here she comes! 1.00

00:50:22.000 Wow, wow.

00:50:23.000 In all my years of broadcasting, I can definitively say I've never been more proud.

00:50:28.000 Truly a historic woman for women across this country. 0.99

00:50:32.000 For those listening terrestrially, Samantha Bee right now is in fact physically displaying her vagina and labia. 1.00

00:50:40.000 Right now. 0.99

00:50:42.000 Just, oh my, if one word were to come to mind to describe this performance, Brave.

00:50:49.000 Brave is the word I would use.

00:50:51.000 Samantha Bee with flagrant disregard for human decency or clearly professional makeup assistance.

00:50:59.000 Donald Trump won't be grabbing that anytime soon.

00:51:02.000 And America thanks you.

00:51:04.000 Samantha Bee will keep you abreast as this story unfolds.

00:51:09.000 As proudly as ever, from Water with Crowder, I'm Perry Mouth.

00:51:13.000 I'm excited.

00:51:28.000 Here we go.

00:51:29.000 Glad to be back.

00:51:50.000 Glad to be back.

00:51:51.000 Second hour.

00:51:52.000 We're not going to have a third hour.

00:51:53.000 We'll have a bonus online segment for the Halloween Spooktacular because we are preparing for a very big live stream of the election.

00:51:59.000 Yes.

00:52:00.000 Coming up, not next Tuesday, of course, the Tuesday afterward.

00:52:03.000 We're going to have an all-star, we're going to have crazy guest list.

00:52:06.000 That's crazy.

00:52:06.000 There's a whole, like, lineup.

00:52:07.000 On election night, Shapiro, Klavan, Gavin, Anthony Cumia, Nick DiPaolo, Dean Cain.

00:52:14.000 All the Loud Earth Crowder team.

00:52:16.000 Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, we're going to have them call into the program, depending on who wins the states, to provide commentary.

00:52:23.000 That's exclusive.

00:52:24.000 Well, we get the scoops.

00:52:25.000 We do.

00:52:26.000 We have the right numbers, the right emails.

00:52:29.000 We do.

00:52:30.000 For you?

00:52:31.000 WikiLeaks.

00:52:32.000 Yeah.

00:52:33.000 We got some leverage.

00:52:34.000 Okay, so a lot of people have been asking, why are people saying Donald Trump doesn't have a chance to win the election?

00:52:42.000 Are the polls rigged?

00:52:43.000 What's the truth?

00:52:44.000 I don't really want to get into the poll situation right now.

00:52:48.000 All the polls that people have pointed to, for example, IBD, Rasmussen, none of them have Trump winning anymore.

00:52:55.000 And that's not good.

00:52:57.000 But...

00:52:59.000 The poll is notwithstanding.

00:53:00.000 This comes down to the Electoral College.

00:53:02.000 And this comes down to the likelihood of winning 270 states and who has the easiest path to victory.

00:53:09.000 Now, there are a lot of electoral maps out there.

00:53:12.000 We're using 270 to win because it's pretty accurate.

00:53:14.000 There are some that have Trump with fewer states.

00:53:16.000 CNN has him with more states starting out.

00:53:19.000 So I've got this on my screen.

00:53:20.000 I want to go through it with you.

00:53:23.000 So that people understand the likelihood and the path that Donald Trump needs to win this election.

00:53:28.000 So that way when you see, well, why does this state matter?

00:53:31.000 What's the likelihood here?

00:53:33.000 What's the significance?

00:53:34.000 You can have a better grasp on it.

00:53:35.000 What's the history of some of the states?

00:53:36.000 What's the history of some of the states?

00:53:37.000 So let's look at this map right here.

00:53:38.000 They need 270 to win.

00:53:40.000 So we're starting off, as you can see, Hillary Clinton starting off with 258, Donald Trump with 157.

00:53:46.000 Now, that's not that bad if you have enough swing states that lean right.

00:53:53.000 You know, typically Democrats have more states solid in their back pocket.

00:53:58.000 Big reason for that is, you know, east, west coast, very left.

00:54:01.000 And the Midwest is no longer a conservative.

00:54:03.000 It's no longer the heartland of America.

00:54:04.000 It's union run.

00:54:05.000 I think a lot of people don't understand the amount of money.

00:54:05.000 Yeah.

00:54:08.000 Especially about that rust belt.

00:54:09.000 Michigan.

00:54:09.000 Yeah.

00:54:10.000 Michigan.

00:54:11.000 When people say Donald Trump could win Michigan, no.

00:54:11.000 Very hard.

00:54:16.000 People don't understand.

00:54:17.000 I think he appeals to some union people, but the AFL-CIO, if you look at how much money they're putting in to support Hillary... 0.99

00:54:22.000 It's unbelievable.

00:54:23.000 It is unreal.

00:54:24.000 It's unbelievable.

00:54:25.000 The amount of literature these people get in their mail every single day...

00:54:28.000 That's right, because you have a...

00:54:29.000 I have friends and family who are...

00:54:30.000 The literature just never ends of vote Hillary, vote Hillary, vote Hillary.

00:54:34.000 And the intimidation to union members.

00:54:35.000 If you're a union member and you vote Republican...

00:54:36.000 It's very much a mob mentality.

00:54:37.000 It is a mob mentality.

00:54:38.000 And that's all Detroit is.

00:54:41.000 Yeah.

00:54:41.000 And I think that would change a lot, obviously, if union...

00:54:44.000 Anonymous voting, period.

00:54:44.000 Boom.

00:54:45.000 No card check.

00:54:46.000 And unions, of course, fight against.

00:54:47.000 A lot of people don't realize that.

00:54:49.000 Unions want to be able to know how their union members voted.

00:54:51.000 Which, to me, is like, I don't understand the rule for this at all.

00:54:55.000 What are you looking around?

00:54:55.000 Do we have a firebreak?

00:54:56.000 No, you're good.

00:54:56.000 Okay.

00:54:57.000 So, Hillary Clinton, 258.

00:54:58.000 Donald Trump, 157.

00:54:59.000 What does he need to do?

00:55:00.000 On this map, Utah and Arizona are up for great.

00:55:03.000 Now, if you go back to my show about four months ago, I said, I think you'll be surprised.

00:55:07.000 Donald Trump obviously won't win New York or California.

00:55:09.000 People who think that are delusional.

00:55:10.000 But I think Arizona could go into play.

00:55:13.000 I mentioned Utah because of the Mormons, but Arizona, Utah, because once you remove the evangelical Christian voters, you're left with Democrats and Latinos. 0.78

00:55:21.000 More so Latinos in Arizona. 0.89

00:55:22.000 In Utah, you're left with Democrats.

00:55:24.000 And you're seeing with Utah right now, Evan McMullen, a third-party candidate, could be the first person since 68, I believe, to take those electoral votes.

00:55:32.000 There's a strong chance.

00:55:33.000 Talk about a lot of power that guy has.

00:55:35.000 Yeah, he does.

00:55:35.000 It's not comfortable to talk about, but...

00:55:37.000 He wants to be a spoiler, and Mormons are very loyal to other Mormons in this election.

00:55:41.000 You see that.

00:55:41.000 So they just are not...

00:55:42.000 But let's assume here...

00:55:43.000 So Donald Trump's at 157.

00:55:44.000 Let's assume Utah goes to Donald Trump.

00:55:46.000 Okay?

00:55:47.000 He's at 163.

00:55:48.000 Arizona.

00:55:48.000 The recent polls have had Hillary leading in Arizona.

00:55:51.000 Arizona has been one of the most reliably red states.

00:55:53.000 Again, a lot of evangelical voters not voting for Donald Trump.

00:55:56.000 Not enough enthusiasm.

00:55:58.000 Hillary has a great ground game there. 1.00

00:56:00.000 So she's ahead in the polls. 0.50

00:56:00.000 I still think Donald Trump will win Arizona. 0.50

00:56:02.000 So let's add Arizona to Donald Trump's side of the ledger.

00:56:06.000 Nevada is very likely going to go to Hillary Clinton. 1.00

00:56:08.000 No poll.

00:56:09.000 Not a single one has had Donald Trump ahead yet.

00:56:11.000 So let's give that, as you can see right here, Nevada to Hillary Clinton. 1.00

00:56:13.000 She's already at 264.

00:56:15.000 I think Donald Trump is going to keep Georgia.

00:56:18.000 So he's at 190.

00:56:19.000 I really do think.

00:56:20.000 I think he's going to win Ohio.

00:56:22.000 Very likely that brings him to 208.

00:56:26.000 I think Donald Trump wins Ohio.

00:56:28.000 I think he wins Iowa, of course.

00:56:29.000 So, 214 for Donald Trump.

00:56:31.000 What's left?

00:56:32.000 Donald Trump looks like he's losing North Carolina.

00:56:35.000 I think Donald Trump could win North Carolina.

00:56:38.000 Now, it's pivotal.

00:56:38.000 He needs to win North Carolina.

00:56:40.000 Okay?

00:56:40.000 Brings him to 229.

00:56:41.000 Donald Trump needs to win North Carolina.

00:56:43.000 Here's the kind of thing with Donald Trump.

00:56:44.000 If at any point during election night he doesn't win North Carolina, he doesn't win Ohio, or he doesn't win Florida, or he doesn't win Arizona, it's done.

00:56:53.000 The night is over.

00:56:55.000 So don't let anyone lie to you.

00:56:56.000 That's the truth.

00:56:57.000 Now, I think he will win those.

00:56:58.000 I think he is likely to win Florida.

00:57:02.000 Well, I'd say he's 40% likely.

00:57:04.000 Hillary's probably 60% likely to win Florida. 1.00

00:57:06.000 I think of the swing states, Donald Trump is most likely to keep North Carolina in the red column, to win Ohio, and to win Florida.

00:57:15.000 So let's give him Florida.

00:57:17.000 That brings him to 258.

00:57:20.000 I don't see Donald Trump winning at all, at all, at all, Pennsylvania.

00:57:24.000 No poll has had him ahead, at least five points behind.

00:57:27.000 Pennsylvania is not a swing state anymore.

00:57:29.000 The last time we went red was 30 years ago, was Reagan.

00:57:32.000 And it hasn't even been close.

00:57:33.000 As a matter of fact, if you look at Pennsylvania polling, they are usually overly favorable to Republicans, and then it's a blowout.

00:57:39.000 It just pulls away.

00:57:41.000 So I don't think he's going to win Pennsylvania.

00:57:44.000 So what does he need?

00:57:46.000 Well, he needs to win all of these, and he needs to pull a state out from under Hillary Clinton.

00:57:52.000 If he were to do that, what would he need?

00:57:54.000 What would be the strongest chance?

00:57:56.000 Probably Wisconsin.

00:57:57.000 You see with Scott Walker, that's the part of the Rust Belt that I would say maybe has a chance.

00:58:02.000 It's very unlikely.

00:58:04.000 But let's give him Wisconsin.

00:58:06.000 So, with Donald Trump, we've given him Arizona, Utah, Florida, North Carolina, Ohio, Idaho, and Wisconsin.

00:58:14.000 And he still doesn't have 270.

00:58:17.000 So, without every single swing state, Pennsylvania, Florida, Ohio, and he holds every state Romney got, he can't win.

00:58:27.000 And even if he pulls one out, the rug, out from under Hillary Clinton with Wisconsin, it's not enough.

00:58:33.000 He's still two votes shy.

00:58:35.000 Now, so what does this mean?

00:58:36.000 Does it mean that he can't win?

00:58:37.000 It does not mean that he can't win.

00:58:39.000 What it does mean, however, we have New Hampshire.

00:58:42.000 Actually, I guess if he wins New Hampshire, that would put him over 272.

00:58:45.000 So there you go.

00:58:47.000 That's a possible path.

00:58:48.000 He needs to run the board.

00:58:50.000 And steal something from Hillary Clinton. 1.00

00:58:52.000 When we say he needs to win those, that does come down to the voters.

00:58:56.000 If you are active in those states and if you want to see that happen, be active.

00:59:00.000 It comes down to you.

00:59:01.000 And it doesn't help you to say the polls are...

00:59:02.000 No, listen.

00:59:03.000 This is what he needs.

00:59:04.000 So he needs to win every single swing state and probably steal one from Hillary Clinton. 0.97

00:59:10.000 And if he does that, it will be a razor-thin victory.

00:59:13.000 All Hillary Clinton needs to do is win one swing state. 1.00

00:59:16.000 Just one.

00:59:17.000 At this point, she just needs Pennsylvania, Ohio, or Florida.

00:59:20.000 Any of those, she wins.

00:59:23.000 Actually, if you look at this map, if she wins Wisconsin, because this map didn't have Wisconsin in the blue column, which most states do.

00:59:30.000 And for a few people wondering, some of those ones, the stripes, they actually have split votes.

00:59:35.000 Yeah, they split votes.

00:59:36.000 Well, kind of like in the primaries, where sometimes it's winner-take-all.

00:59:39.000 That's not necessarily the case.

00:59:40.000 But even then, those aren't significant enough to give it to them.

00:59:42.000 No, very small.

00:59:43.000 The reason we say this is not, is it to discourage you?

00:59:44.000 No, it's if you're in those states and you want Donald Trump to win and you want Hillary to lose, as we all do, you need to be hyperly active.

00:59:51.000 And you need to understand that the margin for error here is thinner than any recent presidential race.

00:59:57.000 And that there are states that have been put in play that haven't been in play for decades because...

01:00:02.000 Donald Trump isn't the strongest candidate, particularly in those states that are solid red states.

01:00:06.000 I say this because it's important for people to know what the Electoral College means, what the likely path to victory.

01:00:13.000 Yeah, you have some establishment people, you know, like the Karl Rhoves and the Newt Gingriches, and you used to have the Dick Morris.

01:00:18.000 I don't know what he's been doing lately.

01:00:19.000 He's probably somewhere in a massage parlor with some feet.

01:00:21.000 I think so.

01:00:23.000 Hopefully a pair, at least.

01:00:24.000 But it's one thing to say, oh, these people are so high and mighty on their...

01:00:26.000 They don't know anything.

01:00:27.000 Well, they know something.

01:00:29.000 And...

01:00:30.000 This is reality.

01:00:32.000 This is what needs to happen on election night.

01:00:34.000 So we'll be here all of election night on Tuesday night, starting at 7, live stream, all-star guest list, and we'll be going live all night.

01:00:41.000 You get the East Coast states in first.

01:00:43.000 If, I'm telling you, if Ohio or Florida or North Carolina doesn't go to Trump, you can probably call that election.

01:00:49.000 Those are likely to be the first ones that come in.

01:00:51.000 Probably North Carolina.

01:00:53.000 It's close to seven, I believe.

01:00:54.000 Yeah.

01:00:55.000 And then Ohio.

01:00:56.000 Well, it's Ohio.

01:00:57.000 It's part central and part eastern.

01:00:58.000 No, it's all eastern.

01:00:59.000 It's all eastern?

01:01:00.000 All eastern.

01:01:00.000 Yep.

01:01:01.000 Well, you know why I got that wrong?

01:01:03.000 In Cincinnati, you're right next to Kentucky.

01:01:07.000 And if you're on one side of the airport, you're in central time.

01:01:10.000 My phone goes nuts.

01:01:12.000 Yeah, whenever I was in Cincinnati, I used to do work in Cincinnati.

01:01:14.000 And that airport is the worst airport in the country.

01:01:16.000 That's great, time stuff like that when you're right on the border.

01:01:18.000 Yeah, it really is rough with your phone.

01:01:19.000 That's why you can't rely on the computers, not only because they're not reliable in timekeeping, but Skynet could take over us all.

01:01:25.000 It's true.

01:01:27.000 How much time do we have?

01:01:29.000 We've got a minute 50.

01:01:30.000 Okay, well, we can't go on to the next topic.

01:01:31.000 The next topic is going to be about college humor and people who hate America, which, in case you didn't know, we're not among those people.

01:01:37.000 So you tweet me.

01:01:38.000 What do you think Donald Trump's path to victory, what do you think is the most likely path to victory?

01:01:42.000 Do you think it's North Carolina, Ohio, Florida?

01:01:48.000 Well, okay.

01:01:49.000 Let's assume he wins all those.

01:01:50.000 His path to victory really comes down to one to two states.

01:01:53.000 Do you think it's Pennsylvania and Wisconsin?

01:01:55.000 Do you think it's Michigan and North Carolina?

01:01:59.000 Do you think it's Michigan and Wisconsin?

01:02:02.000 Do you think it's...

01:02:05.000 Virginia, assuming he wins all the other states, it comes down to needing at least one more state.

01:02:09.000 What do you think is the most likely path to victory for Donald Trump?

01:02:13.000 A lot of you have different opinions on this.

01:02:15.000 And it is interesting to see how he's going to do in some states without the support of, you've got Kasich in Ohio, you've got Scott Walker in Wisconsin.

01:02:25.000 I don't think either one of them have endorsed him.

01:02:26.000 John Kasich hasn't.

01:02:28.000 John Kasich has it, I know.

01:02:29.000 And the governor of Florida...

01:02:31.000 Rick.

01:02:33.000 Rick.

01:02:34.000 Scott?

01:02:35.000 No, no, I'm trying to think.

01:02:36.000 The guy looks like Skeletor.

01:02:37.000 Yeah, he's scary looking. 0.95

01:02:39.000 Horrible white guy names are the hardest for me to remember. 0.98

01:02:41.000 But I love that smackdown he had at the girl in Starbucks. 0.99

01:02:43.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:02:44.000 That's a rewindable moment.

01:02:45.000 People in Florida don't hate him.

01:02:46.000 Everyone else hates him.

01:02:46.000 But people in Florida really like him.

01:02:48.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:02:48.000 So it'll be interesting to see how that is.

01:02:50.000 And interesting to see you're watching the Rubio race down there, too, which obviously kind of plays into...

01:02:54.000 Well, that's a double-digit lead for Rubio.

01:02:55.000 Uh-huh.

01:02:56.000 Which, that's important to note.

01:02:57.000 Like you said, that's a referendum on Rubio's national campaign at a state level.

01:03:01.000 So it's interesting to see that he's so far ahead.

01:03:03.000 You know, ten points ahead.

01:03:05.000 Up next, we're going to talk about college humor, and we will be reading costume results.

01:03:09.000 Yep.

01:03:09.000 Coming soon.

01:03:21.000 Mr.

01:03:22.000 Crowder, how are we doing today?

01:03:24.000 You're rolling for me now?

01:03:26.000 Now have we subscribed to ladderwithcrowder.com for all your daily news and podcast needs?

01:03:32.000 Yeah, I subscribe on iTunes and I bookmarked the site.

01:03:35.000 It's a good one.

01:03:36.000 Good, good.

01:03:36.000 A little stick here.

01:03:39.000 There we go.

01:03:40.000 Like a champ.

01:03:41.000 So that's the Ebola shot?

01:03:43.000 No, Zika.

01:03:45.000 Oh, so I'm immunized against Zika now?

01:03:48.000 No, you have Zika.

01:03:52.000 What do you mean?

01:03:53.000 I just give you Zika. 0.98

01:04:22.000 Glad to be back there.

01:04:32.000 That's another song, newest song by Pogo.

01:04:34.000 Yes, it's great.

01:04:35.000 Great friend to the show.

01:04:36.000 Great music video if you haven't checked that one out because it's very well done.

01:04:39.000 Very well done.

01:04:40.000 Hilarious.

01:04:41.000 And if you're a Star Trek fan, even better, we have that female Trekkie who's in her costume. 0.99

01:04:45.000 She's one of the top costumes thus far.

01:04:46.000 We have seen some great costumes.

01:04:48.000 One of them dressed up like you, not Gay Jared. 0.99

01:04:49.000 Oh, really?

01:04:50.000 Yeah, it was a white tank top with glasses.

01:04:53.000 It's pretty lazy, but they look like you. 0.83

01:04:55.000 It is lazy, but if you can pull it off, it's a winning formula. 0.86

01:04:59.000 You can't pull off the not-gay Jared look. 0.69

01:05:01.000 That's true.

01:05:02.000 It's increasingly difficult as he grows with age.

01:05:05.000 I mature like fine wine.

01:05:07.000 Jared matures like...

01:05:09.000 Milk.

01:05:10.000 So we have...

01:05:11.000 It's not inaccurate.

01:05:12.000 This is not a new video, but it's been making the rounds for whatever reason.

01:05:16.000 Have you had this one forwarded to you?

01:05:17.000 I have, and I thought it was new for a while until I realized, oh, this has been around a while, they just kind of recycled this one because it seemed appropriate to them.

01:05:22.000 It comes from college humor. 0.98

01:05:23.000 Crap on America. 1.00

01:05:24.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:05:25.000 Which is always appropriate.

01:05:26.000 It comes from college humor, especially when they're Canadians like Samantha Bee. 0.94

01:05:28.000 It comes from college humor, who's really just become an arm of the DNC now, like Funny or Die.

01:05:34.000 I mean, they were doing the...

01:05:36.000 Adam Ruins Everything was doing the anti-Trump stuff.

01:05:39.000 He was doing the student aid, why you should register, how to milk from the government teat, Funny or Die, to the awful, awful Trump mockumentary with Johnny Depp, who's terrible.

01:05:51.000 I'm so glad that it revealed what an awful actor Johnny Depp is.

01:05:55.000 Oh, it was a...

01:05:55.000 It was painful.

01:05:56.000 You silly goth kids. 1.00

01:05:57.000 I'm so alternative. 0.99

01:05:58.000 I like Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter because it's so alternative.

01:06:02.000 Tim Martin, he's a visionary.

01:06:04.000 He just stole Cabin of Dr.

01:06:06.000 Caligari.

01:06:06.000 He took that vibe of German cinema and applied it to the United...

01:06:09.000 Anyway.

01:06:11.000 We digress.

01:06:12.000 So this is a video that's been making the rounds, and I think it's been making the rounds for a couple of reasons.

01:06:15.000 Leftists like forwarding it, but I've gotten it from some Trump people.

01:06:19.000 Because I think they agree with some of the anti-American sentiments.

01:06:22.000 A lot of more the populists who really sort of still hate the George Bush.

01:06:26.000 So I've gotten it from all angles.

01:06:28.000 And then a few people said, ah, my friends, they showed this in school.

01:06:31.000 They forwarded it to me.

01:06:32.000 Could you address this?

01:06:33.000 So here we go.

01:06:34.000 We'll give it our best shot.

01:06:35.000 This is the video from College Humor.

01:06:37.000 What's it called?

01:06:38.000 America is a Bad Boyfriend. 0.75

01:06:40.000 America is a Bad Boyfriend.

01:06:41.000 All right, let's roll it.

01:06:44.000 Amy, we've been friends for a really long time now.

01:06:47.000 Which is why I feel comfortable telling you that I think you're in a bad relationship.

01:06:52.000 What?

01:06:52.000 No, that's just because you're on the outside looking at it.

01:06:55.000 No, you deserve better.

01:06:56.000 My relationship with my country is great.

01:06:59.000 I love America.

01:07:00.000 Hey babe.

01:07:01.000 How did you know she was here?

01:07:03.000 I read her emails. 1.00

01:07:05.000 Who the fuck is texting you? 1.00

01:07:08.000 Darn it, you gotta bleep this, Jared. 1.00

01:07:09.000 I know. 1.00

01:07:10.000 Alright, hold on, pause it.

01:07:11.000 So right away we're getting to America reads the emails.

01:07:16.000 Okay.

01:07:16.000 Let's be honest.

01:07:17.000 You've got to screen this crap. 1.00

01:07:18.000 English citizen, snooty, diverse, right away. 1.00

01:07:21.000 So you've got the black English citizen who speaks properly in a measured tone. 0.99

01:07:25.000 The America comes in like a douche at the bar, an abusive boyfriend. 0.94

01:07:29.000 Let's just be clear as to what we're portraying here.

01:07:31.000 Spying, and the implication throughout this entire video, right, is this is exclusive to the United States.

01:07:35.000 That's why the British person is offended. 0.71

01:07:38.000 The English person, how could you be with a country like this?

01:07:40.000 Do you understand...

01:07:43.000 That the British government has spied on its citizens?

01:07:44.000 Do people not realize that?

01:07:47.000 It's unbelievable.

01:07:48.000 And another thing, in Britain you can be detained for police up to 28 days without being charged.

01:07:53.000 14 without parliamentary action, 28 with.

01:07:56.000 Okay.

01:07:56.000 So this idea that they don't do it in Europe or they don't do it in the UK, of course they do.

01:08:01.000 This isn't exclusive to the United States.

01:08:02.000 The reason it bothers Americans more is because we value freedom.

01:08:06.000 It was a controversy.

01:08:08.000 They're spying on ourselves.

01:08:09.000 That's a problem, NSA. Particularly a problem under Barack Obama, who extended the Patriot Act, and then expanded it to people who disagreed with him politically.

01:08:18.000 No longer just terrorists.

01:08:19.000 So there's that.

01:08:20.000 So let's be clear about what's exclusive to the United States.

01:08:23.000 It's not, you started it, Britain.

01:08:24.000 Let's keep going.

01:08:26.000 Phone.

01:08:26.000 I don't like it, but what can I do?

01:08:29.000 Anyway, I need a beer.

01:08:30.000 Do you have any money?

01:08:31.000 I'm really in debt.

01:08:34.000 Thank you.

01:08:36.000 I really don't like the way he treats you.

01:08:38.000 He's always getting into fights.

01:08:39.000 He's not getting into fights.

01:08:41.000 He's breaking up fights.

01:08:43.000 Sometimes by starting fights.

01:08:45.000 He's in a fight right now.

01:08:47.000 Nobody messes with my friends.

01:08:49.000 All right, so here we go.

01:08:50.000 A couple of things just happened there because we're trying to roll through this relatively quickly.

01:08:53.000 Sorry that you have to listen to the low-energy, awful college humor video, but this is making the rounds.

01:09:00.000 In debt, that's true.

01:09:01.000 Guess who's opposing the national deficit, racking up the debt?

01:09:05.000 It's always been Republicans.

01:09:06.000 It's been conservatives.

01:09:07.000 We're the ones who have a problem with it.

01:09:09.000 Yeah, Reagan racked it up. 1.00

01:09:10.000 I'll give you that.

01:09:10.000 That wasn't very conservative of him.

01:09:11.000 But in the last two, three decades, it's been conservatives and Republicans.

01:09:15.000 The people who they then immediately go on to lampoon, saying that America starts fights.

01:09:19.000 They go in and start fights so they can break it up.

01:09:20.000 Here's the deal.

01:09:21.000 The United States does not go in and start fights simply so they can break it up.

01:09:26.000 They break up fights because, Britain, you can't.

01:09:30.000 This is the biggest determining factor, too, in Europe, when Bernie Sanders would praise these Norwegian countries or when he would praise places like Germany.

01:09:37.000 They're not in charge of their own national security.

01:09:39.000 The United States is.

01:09:41.000 Let's not fool ourselves in the thing that NATO is keeping.

01:09:43.000 Okay?

01:09:43.000 The United States is the protector of the free world, and that changes your national debt.

01:09:48.000 It changes your expenditures when you have to protect the rest of the free world.

01:09:52.000 I don't support all the wars that we've had in other countries.

01:09:55.000 I don't think that we should be fighting wars that aren't in our best interest.

01:09:58.000 Again, that's the mean, evil, capitalist conservative in me, because leftists like us being interventionists when it comes to providing more in AIDS funding, more in natural disaster funding than any country ever.

01:10:09.000 They like that part, but they're not interventionists when it comes to blowing terrorists away.

01:10:13.000 I say no more of that.

01:10:15.000 That's where I'm with Donald Trump.

01:10:16.000 Let's keep going.

01:10:16.000 He never follows through with anything he says he's going to do.

01:10:19.000 He's just been really busy, okay?

01:10:20.000 He's got like a million voices telling him what to do.

01:10:23.000 Well, 538.

01:10:25.000 He cares more about his rich business buddies than he does about you.

01:10:27.000 I can't take this.

01:10:29.000 All right, don't tell anybody.

01:10:32.000 America's my country, okay?

01:10:34.000 He's the smartest.

01:10:36.000 Debatable.

01:10:37.000 Stronger.

01:10:37.000 Not important.

01:10:38.000 He has so many Olympic medals and guns.

01:10:41.000 I don't know that that's a good thing.

01:10:42.000 The thing that you don't understand about America is...

01:10:45.000 I love how right away they just skim over, strongest, that doesn't matter.

01:10:48.000 Of course it matters.

01:10:49.000 The United States is the strongest country.

01:10:50.000 We're the only great superpower the world has ever known who has used our superpower for good.

01:10:54.000 We're the only empire who's actually given more than we've taken.

01:10:57.000 We're the anti-empire.

01:10:58.000 We go in, we liberate countries, whether you like it or not, as a stance of foreign policy.

01:11:02.000 I don't like it, and we ask nothing of them other than the land in which to bury our dead.

01:11:06.000 You know what a war for oil looks like?

01:11:08.000 You go in, you conquer, you kill the people, you take their oil. 0.98

01:11:10.000 We don't take their oil.

01:11:10.000 We do transactions.

01:11:11.000 Guns?

01:11:12.000 Is that a good thing?

01:11:12.000 Well, it is pretty good, considering that you're defenseless in Britain.

01:11:15.000 Considering that you have record rapes and skyrocketing violent crime against your citizens from refugees because you're being politically correct and more tolerant unlike your American brethrens, it is unbelievable to me that college humor would create something like this and be totally and completely unaware of themselves. 0.99

01:11:30.000 They go, we don't have enough time because we're bringing on Papa Crowder, right?

01:11:32.000 Papa Crowder coming up.

01:11:33.000 They go on to talk about free speech.

01:11:35.000 There is no free speech anywhere in the United States.

01:11:36.000 We didn't have time to get to that.

01:11:38.000 It's a guy arrested in the UK for singing Kung Fu Fighting because it offended a Chinese person.

01:11:45.000 And he wasn't even Chinese! 0.75

01:11:46.000 Be back.

01:11:50.000 Chin Con, Chin Con, all-powerful, and a bit of a castle done. 0.95

01:11:58.000 Thank you, colleagues and esteemed members of the press for attending this late press conference on short notice, hosted by me, Scooter Littlefoot, representative of Scooter Littlefoot, representative of the LPDAG Little People Advocacy Group.

01:12:21.000 Can we get them?

01:12:21.000 Can you lower the mic?

01:12:23.000 Yeah.

01:12:24.000 Thank you.

01:12:25.000 As has been brought to my attention as well as those of the little people and or dwarf community, the recent election events have not only been embarrassing, but lascivious and blatantly insulting to our community. 1.00

01:12:43.000 As you well know, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Secretary of State and possibly future President of the United States, was seen on a Latino program Being served on, hand and foot, inhumanely by a dwarf with tequila. 0.97

01:13:00.000 These offensive stereotypes must not go unchecked and have done irreparable damage to the dwarf community.

01:13:08.000 Yes, hi, a question here, sorry, from HuffPost Live.

01:13:13.000 Um...

01:13:16.000 Isn't the correct term midgets? 1.00

01:13:17.000 No, that is an outdated term that is both offensive and borderline slanderous.

01:13:23.000 Okay, so what term do you prefer?

01:13:25.000 Little people or dwarves. 0.99

01:13:28.000 But isn't dwarf worse than midget? 0.98

01:13:31.000 Because that's like a mythical creature.

01:13:35.000 No, no.

01:13:36.000 From like Lord of the Rings.

01:13:38.000 No, no, no.

01:13:39.000 Or Harry Potter.

01:13:40.000 No, that is the medical terminology because of dwarfism.

01:13:44.000 Yeah, but that's so much worse, though.

01:13:46.000 The point remains that the mistreatment of my community must no longer be allowed to go unchecked.

01:13:52.000 And that is why I would like to formally denounce Hillary Rodham Clinton and submit my endorsement for one Donald J. Trump.

01:14:02.000 Mr.

01:14:02.000 Littlefoot, this is an incredible turn of events.

01:14:05.000 Vince, can you please tell us who officially you represent?

01:14:08.000 The lollipop deal.

01:14:14.000 Reach the wizard.

01:14:34.000 Reach the wizard.

01:14:44.000 There we go.

01:14:45.000 Not Gay Jared is trying to get Papa Crowder on the line. 0.74

01:14:47.000 You let us know when that happens.

01:14:48.000 Apparently we're having some difficulty.

01:14:49.000 He's being a little bit difficult.

01:14:53.000 We're announcing the costume contest winner later on in the program.

01:14:55.000 I have this this week.

01:14:57.000 You know this.

01:14:59.000 Obamacare premiums are... 1.00

01:15:00.000 Damn it! 1.00

01:15:01.000 CNN. I just... 1.00

01:15:02.000 One thing...

01:15:03.000 We try to use the internet...

01:15:06.000 And every time I go to Breitbart or CNN or Fox News, the autoplay video ads, can you stop it?

01:15:12.000 They're awful.

01:15:12.000 They're just terrible.

01:15:13.000 They are the most intrusive crap. 0.99

01:15:16.000 We don't do those at ladderwithcrowder.com. 0.97

01:15:18.000 Whenever I got my ad, I said, listen, no pop-ups, no pop-unders, no redirects, no autoplay video ads.

01:15:22.000 There was someone who had autoplay video ads.

01:15:23.000 Joe Rogan told me he was promptly fired.

01:15:26.000 In record time, he was fired.

01:15:29.000 All right.

01:15:30.000 I muted it.

01:15:31.000 Obamacare premiums are set to skyrocket an average of 22% for the benchmark Silver Plan in 2017.

01:15:37.000 Silver Plan.

01:15:38.000 It's funny when they use that terminology.

01:15:39.000 Do we have Papa Crowder?

01:15:41.000 Let's see.

01:15:41.000 Do we have him?

01:15:41.000 Yeah, we do.

01:15:42.000 Hold on, hold on. 0.67

01:15:43.000 Make him shut up and let's get his intro. 1.00

01:15:44.000 Ah, shut up. 1.00

01:15:44.000 All right, we'll talk about this. 1.00

01:15:45.000 This is rude.

01:15:46.000 How dare we do this?

01:15:47.000 When you hear this track, you know it's Pops Crowder.

01:15:51.000 Oh.

01:15:52.000 Yeah.

01:15:52.000 Yep.

01:15:54.000 Mmm.

01:16:01.000 Throw your hands in the air like you's a true player.

01:16:06.000 Yeah.

01:16:11.000 Oh, you missed the baby line.

01:16:12.000 It's still there.

01:16:14.000 Please don't shoot up the place.

01:16:15.000 It's still there.

01:16:16.000 All right, there we go.

01:16:17.000 Something about women having this baby. 1.00

01:16:18.000 But that would be my mother.

01:16:19.000 Yes.

01:16:20.000 Pop Scratter, thanks for being with us.

01:16:21.000 What was going on?

01:16:21.000 The line wasn't working.

01:16:23.000 That is my song.

01:16:24.000 I don't know.

01:16:25.000 I could hear...

01:16:26.000 Not gay Jared real well, but he couldn't hear me.

01:16:28.000 That was weird. 0.94

01:16:29.000 Hey, you're married to immigrants. 0.96

01:16:30.000 Why do you hate illegal immigrants so much, Dad?

01:16:37.000 Well, she's not illegal, though.

01:16:38.000 So we walked through the process with her.

01:16:40.000 And I had to do the other side.

01:16:42.000 You know, I had to learn the language and sign the guest book.

01:16:44.000 You were horrible at it.

01:16:45.000 Yeah, I was.

01:16:46.000 It was embarrassing.

01:16:47.000 The guy working at Taco Bueno has nothing on my dad's French.

01:16:50.000 Oh, really?

01:16:50.000 Oh, my gosh.

01:16:51.000 But he tried.

01:16:53.000 It was a valiant effort.

01:16:54.000 I'll give him that.

01:16:55.000 So we were talking about that in Montreal.

01:16:56.000 A lot of people have been asking with the, you know, preparewithcr.com, the ads of the emergency food kit.

01:17:00.000 They've been asking to hear about the ice storm.

01:17:02.000 And I remember saying, Dad, I called them this week saying, Dad, do I have this right?

01:17:05.000 I remember we went to the hotel.

01:17:06.000 And he was going, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:17:07.000 And then you were telling me about these crazy ways that, I mean, people were dying in the ice storm.

01:17:12.000 Remember that?

01:17:13.000 Oh, yeah.

01:17:14.000 Oh, yeah.

01:17:15.000 I think you pretty well nailed it.

01:17:16.000 But, you know, I heard you earlier in the show talking about it.

01:17:19.000 But when you wipe out communication along with...

01:17:24.000 Everything else, that's when the dominoes start to fall, and that's what happened.

01:17:28.000 People didn't know not to burn stuff indoors to stay warm and to cook.

01:17:32.000 I wouldn't know.

01:17:34.000 No, you wouldn't know.

01:17:35.000 And that's why one of those wind-up radios is a good idea in those times.

01:17:39.000 So people didn't know what to do, and they were bringing gas grills into the house and using them to heat up the house with a propane grill, cooking in there.

01:17:47.000 Wait, is that bad?

01:17:48.000 Because I was going to get a little Coleman grill.

01:17:51.000 Is that not allowed?

01:17:53.000 It's not advised.

01:17:54.000 I think the Coleman's pretty efficient.

01:17:55.000 I think that's pretty good.

01:17:56.000 You mean the pump?

01:17:57.000 You have to ventilate, though.

01:17:59.000 Oh, you do have to ventilate it.

01:18:00.000 Okay, so don't follow my advice if I said that last week, people.

01:18:02.000 Okay, sorry, Dad.

01:18:03.000 Continue.

01:18:06.000 So that was a big problem.

01:18:07.000 People didn't know.

01:18:09.000 You covered a lot of the stuff, but we ran out of wood.

01:18:11.000 Do you remember?

01:18:11.000 We ran out of fuel.

01:18:13.000 All generators were sold out.

01:18:15.000 And no product was coming into the city because people couldn't land.

01:18:18.000 Right.

01:18:19.000 And it was incredible.

01:18:20.000 Well, tell me what you were talking about the buildings.

01:18:22.000 We didn't expect it.

01:18:23.000 People with their cars.

01:18:24.000 That was insane.

01:18:26.000 In the apartment buildings.

01:18:27.000 In urban areas, like in Montreal, they live in high-rises where very often the parking is underground.

01:18:32.000 Yeah.

01:18:33.000 They'd go underground, start their car to give it a warmth because they're freezing.

01:18:37.000 Say, I'll just go out in the car.

01:18:38.000 We'll tune up a little bit.

01:18:40.000 We'll come back up in the house.

01:18:41.000 Yeah.

01:18:41.000 People were doing that in that.

01:18:43.000 The carbon monoxide was rising through condo towers.

01:18:48.000 Entire buildings had to be rushed to the hospital that was ill-equipped, didn't have the medicine, didn't have the...

01:18:54.000 And then we had, if you remember this, Stephen, maybe not, a flu...

01:18:59.000 That ran through town.

01:19:01.000 And the hospitals couldn't treat folks.

01:19:02.000 It was just crazy.

01:19:03.000 Oh, I do remember that.

01:19:05.000 Because we were worried because Grandma was with us in the hotel room and we were voting her off the island.

01:19:08.000 We wanted to kick her out. 1.00

01:19:09.000 It's like a House of Cards scene on an apocalyptic level.

01:19:12.000 Think about that, though.

01:19:13.000 You know, old Mr.

01:19:14.000 Denkins is tired of his life.

01:19:16.000 He goes in his own car, puts a pipe in the muffler and runs it through the main driver's window like a good guy.

01:19:21.000 He doesn't disrupt anyone.

01:19:22.000 He ends it, right?

01:19:23.000 And we all respect him.

01:19:24.000 You went on to your own terms.

01:19:25.000 You write nice things on the tombstone when that happens.

01:19:28.000 Yes.

01:19:28.000 Yeah.

01:19:28.000 But we have 50 people doing it in a parking garage, and it's all going up in the building.

01:19:33.000 And hundreds of people were hospitalized.

01:19:35.000 Just smoking the Moabits out. 1.00

01:19:37.000 How many people died, Dad?

01:19:38.000 Was it hundreds or was it thousands?

01:19:39.000 I'm not sure those people are even edible if they die of carbon monoxide poisoning.

01:19:42.000 I don't know.

01:19:42.000 Good Lord.

01:19:43.000 I'm no doctor.

01:19:44.000 This is horrible. 1.00

01:19:45.000 Canada is a sick place. 1.00

01:19:47.000 It's sick, Mom. 1.00

01:19:48.000 It's a sick place.

01:19:49.000 But it was only nine days for us.

01:19:50.000 There were some areas that were a month or two, you know, as you went down to the rural areas.

01:19:55.000 Yeah.

01:19:55.000 Those large...

01:19:58.000 Corridors of electricity that had those erector set-like towers had crumbled.

01:20:03.000 Just crumbled.

01:20:04.000 The whole system was down.

01:20:07.000 Tell the people on there what you were telling me.

01:20:09.000 I didn't even know this when I was little.

01:20:11.000 I wasn't aware of this.

01:20:12.000 People trying to get the ice off their roof.

01:20:14.000 That was a big thing.

01:20:15.000 Oh, yeah.

01:20:15.000 Well, that was a myth, too.

01:20:17.000 People thought, oh, you've got to clear the roof.

01:20:19.000 You've got to get this wind off the roof or it's going to implode.

01:20:21.000 Well, no.

01:20:22.000 Roofs are built.

01:20:23.000 There's a pitch to a roof to lay off the The weight.

01:20:27.000 It dissipates.

01:20:28.000 And so even if there's ice in your roof, it's, you know, displaced across the roof.

01:20:33.000 So you're okay.

01:20:33.000 But people would go up, they'd lay a ladder against the house, and they'd start chipping the ice that's immediately close to the ladder away, and think they're making progress.

01:20:42.000 Okay, I've got a section here.

01:20:43.000 The ice is about six to eight inches thick.

01:20:45.000 So you're talking about a block.

01:20:47.000 But what happens is...

01:20:49.000 Jared knows how this ends. 0.68

01:20:50.000 ...is filled by the ice sliding down the pitch, wiping people off the ladder, banging the ladder into a twisted mess, and killing them. 0.97

01:20:57.000 Just a bunch of socialist Griswolds. 0.88

01:21:02.000 You chip off, you know, a few inches, and then, boom!

01:21:05.000 A full sheet of ice!

01:21:06.000 Science!

01:21:07.000 Science happened.

01:21:08.000 I mean, I wouldn't, and I tell you what, I would have never thought of that as a kid.

01:21:12.000 I would have gone up, taken, you know, taken some, a block of ice.

01:21:15.000 People were probably taking some ice out for cocktails.

01:21:16.000 They thought, let's make...

01:21:17.000 Well, the parents of these children were counting on you not thinking of that.

01:21:21.000 Yeah.

01:21:21.000 Get up there, little insert generic.

01:21:24.000 You almost had a tree branch following you.

01:21:26.000 Remember that?

01:21:28.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:21:29.000 A tree branch that came off while I was trying to free the car.

01:21:32.000 I heard it starting to go and went to scamper away.

01:21:36.000 And, you know, you're used to being able to get out of the way of something quickly if there's danger.

01:21:41.000 But no, when your feet are on a freshly Zamboni drink, you're not going anywhere.

01:21:45.000 And I just barely dodged this limb that pierced the roof of the car in the trunk.

01:21:50.000 Did you get out of the way or did you just hit the deck and the car stopped the branch?

01:21:55.000 No, I was out of range, but just barely.

01:21:58.000 I got some of the twigs that hit me, but the The brunt of it, right on the car, and punched a hole.

01:22:04.000 I remember that.

01:22:05.000 Well, it was a Cadillac Coupe de Ville.

01:22:07.000 Again, my grandfather passed away.

01:22:08.000 That was Grandpa's car.

01:22:09.000 So we got this car, limited edition, white, the little leather half-back, gold trim, digital everything, white leather seats, little, like, sort of, what do you call it, like turtle shell, wood trim on the inside.

01:22:21.000 Yeah, tortoise.

01:22:22.000 It was so tacky.

01:22:24.000 And it punctured a hole in that little, like, the leather back half of the roof.

01:22:28.000 And I was sitting there like, what is...

01:22:29.000 And I think that car...

01:22:30.000 It played Big Papa on a loop.

01:22:33.000 Yes, it did.

01:22:36.000 High jogs are impressive.

01:22:37.000 This is when Fast and Furious was really big.

01:22:39.000 And these people, especially in Montreal, was huge.

01:22:41.000 They did the Rice Rockets, the Honda Rice Rockets.

01:22:43.000 I don't know if you remember those.

01:22:44.000 And this, people didn't realize this Coupe de Ville limited edition had a huge V8 for the time.

01:22:49.000 Remember that day we'd pull up the stoplights and people would ring and we just, Cadillac would just go.

01:22:55.000 Yeah.

01:22:56.000 It had a hood that went on for days.

01:22:59.000 And not much behind the hood, because it was the coupe.

01:23:01.000 You don't see many of those.

01:23:02.000 It was usually the four-door, big, you know, heavy cars.

01:23:05.000 But that just had the, you know, a small area behind this long hood that went on, and you just punched it, and it was crazy.

01:23:12.000 Big Detroit V8. How many people, do you remember how many people died in the ice storm?

01:23:16.000 Was it hundreds?

01:23:17.000 Was it thousands?

01:23:17.000 Was it, do we know?

01:23:19.000 I don't remember, but I really did not see the hospital thing coming.

01:23:23.000 Yeah.

01:23:24.000 Because, you know, Montreal has a lot of hospitals, a lot of universities there teaching hospitals and things in English and French.

01:23:30.000 You know, they separate them that way.

01:23:32.000 But there were hospitals that just were ill-equipped.

01:23:36.000 And you remember in the hotel, I heard you talk about it tonight.

01:23:38.000 After a while, the food was gone in the hotel.

01:23:41.000 They were fighting down in the lobby.

01:23:43.000 Literally fistfights over the last room key.

01:23:45.000 Really?

01:23:45.000 I don't remember that, but you must have shielded me from it.

01:23:48.000 Oh, people would belly up to the counter and try to get a room.

01:23:51.000 Hey, that's our last one.

01:23:52.000 And some guy, you know...

01:23:54.000 And Billy Zane was shoving women and children out of the way.

01:23:56.000 Like, Billy Zane.

01:23:58.000 Oh, when will you get it right, Billy Zane?

01:24:00.000 This is the courtyard in Marriott.

01:24:02.000 Yeah.

01:24:03.000 By the way, we had no business being there.

01:24:05.000 It's just that we knew a rich guy who had a room.

01:24:06.000 But think about that.

01:24:08.000 Imagine being at, like, the Ritz or being at Trump Towers and people are fighting over a cashew box down in the lobby.

01:24:15.000 That's what was happening.

01:24:16.000 Yeah.

01:24:17.000 I enjoyed it.

01:24:17.000 I remember they recycled the the mustacholi in the in the cafeteria.

01:24:23.000 So like you said, the metal cafeteria line there, they just kept running that through.

01:24:28.000 And then they started saying, boil the water.

01:24:30.000 We can't trust it any longer.

01:24:31.000 It was and that's that's only nine days.

01:24:34.000 I thought it was seven.

01:24:35.000 So it was nine days.

01:24:37.000 Nine days for us, yeah.

01:24:38.000 And then, of course, the government sweeps into action and, how many days were you out?

01:24:42.000 You get a check for this much.

01:24:44.000 How many days were you out?

01:24:45.000 So they started to pay people for their inconvenience that was coming out.

01:24:45.000 You get a check.

01:24:49.000 The inconvenience of death.

01:24:49.000 That's the role of government.

01:24:51.000 Yes.

01:24:52.000 What does a guy at the ice sheet get?

01:24:53.000 Oh, I'll toss my shoebox.

01:24:55.000 Oh, my God.

01:24:56.000 I didn't know that.

01:24:57.000 What did you get?

01:24:59.000 They sent checks based on your inconvenience.

01:25:01.000 How many days were you out?

01:25:03.000 The government's come up with a formula.

01:25:05.000 This is...

01:25:06.000 What your inconvenience is worth, then don't bug us.

01:25:08.000 You know what the smart person does with those checks?

01:25:10.000 Go to CRTV, preparewithcr.com.

01:25:13.000 Preparewithcr.com.

01:25:14.000 Did you get your emergency food kit yet?

01:25:16.000 I need to.

01:25:17.000 That sounds like a great idea.

01:25:18.000 My own dad doesn't even support this program.

01:25:20.000 He doesn't even care.

01:25:21.000 He could be anybody's dad at this point.

01:25:23.000 They've been so inundated with orders from you guys, but I couldn't get in.

01:25:25.000 So I'll have to try again.

01:25:27.000 Did you have any other natural disaster that you lived through growing up?

01:25:32.000 I mean, the Detroit riots, but it wasn't the same kind of thing, right, when you were young?

01:25:35.000 No, no.

01:25:36.000 No, Detroit riots were just military vehicles coming down the street, curfews.

01:25:41.000 You couldn't be outside after a certain time.

01:25:43.000 My father, as you know, your grandpa ran reconnaissance missions in the RF-84 to take pictures of rooftops to send back to the state troopers.

01:25:53.000 For, you know, these are where your snipers are.

01:25:55.000 Yeah.

01:25:56.000 Gosh.

01:25:56.000 I mean, you will say this.

01:25:57.000 They were looting, rioting thugs in Detroit, yes.

01:26:00.000 However, they put in a little more effort than the Baltimore people.

01:26:03.000 Putting snipers on rooftops is a little more than destroying the CBS. That is something you take off a couple days for.

01:26:07.000 Yes.

01:26:08.000 Yeah, that is some effort.

01:26:10.000 You take some sick leave.

01:26:11.000 Yes.

01:26:11.000 When you have snipers on the rooftop.

01:26:14.000 You know, what has he got?

01:26:15.000 Well, I don't know.

01:26:15.000 He's got a 30-30 up there, bolt action.

01:26:17.000 Is there anything less urban ghetto than a bolt action sniper at all? 0.91

01:26:22.000 30-06.

01:26:24.000 But as a kid, you know, I'm elementary school, right?

01:26:27.000 And I just came away thinking, that's how it is.

01:26:31.000 That's the way it is in big cities.

01:26:32.000 You know, the streets never get plowed.

01:26:34.000 That's what happens.

01:26:35.000 That's not normal.

01:26:36.000 How could they possibly plow the streets?

01:26:36.000 And garbage doesn't get picked up.

01:26:38.000 Of course, there's too much.

01:26:39.000 How could that ever happen?

01:26:40.000 And cops get shot at for rooftops.

01:26:42.000 To me, as a kid, it just seemed like the price of doing business, you know?

01:26:46.000 When I grew up, I realized, no!

01:26:48.000 In no other place on Earth!

01:26:51.000 Well, there are ice storms over here.

01:26:52.000 That's kind of bad, but there aren't any snipers.

01:26:55.000 Snipers.

01:26:56.000 Or they're really bad.

01:26:57.000 Well, I remember as a kid, our street was never, and I mean never, clouded.

01:27:00.000 And you'd go out to the suburbs, and they'd be right down to the cement.

01:27:03.000 We had two ruts from just after Halloween to sometime in April that went down the street, and you put your tires in that rut, and that's where you drove.

01:27:15.000 Never cleared.

01:27:16.000 This is how they just had to deal with it.

01:27:18.000 Well, think about that.

01:27:19.000 Now apply it to schools.

01:27:21.000 It's the exact same thing.

01:27:22.000 And healthcare.

01:27:24.000 And transportation.

01:27:25.000 And roads.

01:27:26.000 We've got to run over there on our road.

01:27:27.000 Also, only about half the kids graduate.

01:27:31.000 You're more likely to end up in the clink than making it through the 12th grade.

01:27:36.000 That's what happens in Detroit.

01:27:38.000 Yeah.

01:27:38.000 What an awful place.

01:27:39.000 Just throw more money at it, though, and that'll fix it. 0.99

01:27:42.000 Hey, you're going to be going...

01:27:43.000 The single leading economic indicator, a health indicator, a lifestyle indicator, is a mom and dad that are married.

01:27:51.000 And, you know, kids in school, they have none of that in a lot of cases.

01:27:55.000 Let's do this.

01:27:55.000 Let's keep Pops Crowder on for one more segment.

01:27:57.000 We can slam dunk him in the middle of the segment, and we're going to toss to Twitter all the questions you have for Pops Crowder, and we'll read them after the break.

01:28:04.000 Oh my gosh, is this the Harry Potter bump?

01:28:06.000 This is the Harry Potter bump.

01:28:07.000 I love that bump.

01:28:07.000 How appropriate for...

01:28:08.000 My wife loves Harry Potter.

01:28:09.000 I'm loving the Pogo bumps. 1.00

01:28:10.000 They're the best.

01:28:11.000 Silence.

01:28:12.000 Silence.

01:28:13.000 What?

01:28:15.000 I think it's your fault.

01:28:17.000 I don't know why.

01:28:19.000 Come on.

01:28:20.000 All right, Mr. Crow.

01:28:25.000 Crowder, I'm just here to remove your bedpan.

01:28:28.000 No, I don't use a bedpan.

01:28:29.000 I'm sorry, remove your catheter.

01:28:32.000 You might not have a catheter.

01:28:33.000 I'm sorry, remove your raised toilet seat.

01:28:35.000 I don't have a raised toilet seat either.

01:28:38.000 Sponsitory days, roll over.

01:28:39.000 What?

01:28:40.000 What?

01:28:40.000 I knew I should have bookmarked Latta with Crowder.com for daily articles.

01:28:44.000 And I don't want nobody.

01:28:59.000 Want nobody.

01:29:02.000 And I don't want nobody.

01:29:04.000 You got that right.

01:29:07.000 And I don't want nobody.

01:29:09.000 I lost one.

01:29:10.000 Want nobody.

01:29:11.000 And I don't want nobody.

01:29:13.000 You got that right.

01:29:16.000 And I don't want nobody.

01:29:18.000 I lost one.

01:29:20.000 Alright, glad to be back.

01:29:23.000 A couple of corrections.

01:29:24.000 It was a 98 ice storm, not 96.

01:29:27.000 That's one of those things where some leftists will take it and go, Crowder lies!

01:29:30.000 Hey lies! 1.00

01:29:32.000 96, 98, piece of crap. 1.00

01:29:35.000 It's pathological. 0.99

01:29:36.000 David from Dead Space 00 says, 35 lives were lost, injured 945, and it resulted in the temporary displacement of 600,000 people.

01:29:46.000 Pops Crowder, does that sound about right to you?

01:29:49.000 I believe every word of it.

01:29:51.000 Alright, we have some more.

01:29:53.000 Oh, okay.

01:29:54.000 Someone said, I would love to hear his life living in Detroit before it won't terrible.

01:30:00.000 What?

01:30:00.000 Killer Hound 16?

01:30:01.000 This is just silly. 0.99

01:30:04.000 Jesse Lyle says, for PopScrider, how do you feel about having a gay son? 0.99

01:30:07.000 Let's just skim on like this is going really well.

01:30:10.000 Well, draw your own conclusion.

01:30:12.000 Yes.

01:30:12.000 Oh, what's an embarrassing thing Steven did when growing up?

01:30:16.000 The Happy Soul asks.

01:30:18.000 Can you think of anything embarrassing?

01:30:20.000 I don't know where to begin.

01:30:21.000 There's so many.

01:30:22.000 And my problem, whoever wrote that, is I've always found Stephen amusing.

01:30:27.000 I don't know why, but I was usually his biggest audience.

01:30:31.000 And we'd go bowling, and he would moonwalk the lengths of the facility on the slick bowling alleys.

01:30:38.000 Unbelievable.

01:30:39.000 I'm rolling, and people are so hungry.

01:30:41.000 How much are you paying him for all this?

01:30:43.000 Yeah.

01:30:44.000 I remember this because my dad thought it was funny and we had our friends, the Johnsons, and they were offended.

01:30:55.000 Do you remember that?

01:30:55.000 They were offended that I didn't respect the art of bowling.

01:30:58.000 Well, what choice did you have?

01:31:00.000 Rented bowling shoes, that slick floor.

01:31:02.000 It was the perfect marriage for a moonwalk.

01:31:04.000 I understood that.

01:31:06.000 Yep, yep, this is true.

01:31:07.000 Some people are asking what it was.

01:31:08.000 Well, this is kind of a repeat of what was it like raising Stephen.

01:31:12.000 Oh, here's a good one.

01:31:14.000 Pops Crowder from Jamar Williams.

01:31:16.000 How did you survive socialism and stay conservative?

01:31:19.000 Good question, Jamar Williams.

01:31:20.000 No wiener jokes.

01:31:21.000 That's surprisingly refreshing.

01:31:24.000 That is a good one.

01:31:25.000 And you guys talk about this in the show a lot.

01:31:26.000 And I think, and I've heard you mention the term the weighted bat.

01:31:30.000 I use that a lot.

01:31:31.000 That's what that was for you and your brother.

01:31:33.000 And even for me to some degree, to keep ourselves...

01:31:37.000 about faith, family, and freedom all the time because we were in really the belly of the beast.

01:31:41.000 We were in an environment that shared none of those values.

01:31:44.000 And so I almost think if we had been in the States, maybe I would have neglected some of that.

01:31:49.000 Maybe I would have assumed you were learning it in school, and that would have been wrong.

01:31:52.000 So we were in an environment where it was so negative to those pillars that we had to talk about it all the time.

01:31:58.000 It's a good point.

01:31:59.000 Also, I use a weighted bat analogy because my dad used to beat us with a weighted bat, so there was that.

01:32:03.000 It's more effective.

01:32:05.000 It is more effective, especially if it's corked.

01:32:08.000 Someone said, what are your initial thoughts on Hillary?

01:32:13.000 Well, hold on a second.

01:32:14.000 Good Hillary. 1.00

01:32:15.000 Oh, good Hillary. 1.00

01:32:16.000 Yeah, wife Hillary from American Patriot. 0.94

01:32:18.000 What were your initial thoughts on good Hillary?

01:32:21.000 Well, come on.

01:32:23.000 You married way over your head, and we knew that early on.

01:32:25.000 We were just...

01:32:26.000 You know, praying her into your life since you were a munchkin, but no, we're thrilled.

01:32:31.000 We didn't have any daughters, so she came into our life along with your brother's wife, and it's been a blessing.

01:32:36.000 She's great.

01:32:37.000 She tolerates a lot.

01:32:38.000 She does tolerate a lot.

01:32:39.000 Okay, here's one from Nicole, one of our most regular listeners.

01:32:42.000 Thank you, Nicole.

01:32:42.000 Dad, what's your best piece of parenting advice?

01:32:48.000 We just kind of touched on it.

01:32:49.000 You can't assume the institutions are going to take care of any of it.

01:32:54.000 Shame on these parents that don't send their kids, especially Christian parents, that don't send their kids out with how their worldview plays out in the public square, what they can expect at school, what they can expect from media, from pop culture, from Hollywood, from MTV, and that's important. 0.59

01:33:12.000 And you picked that up and ran with it, engaging in the culture with your values instead of running from it and saying, oh, we walked out of that show and we don't listen to that music.

01:33:22.000 Well, You steered into the crazy skid, and you're making a difference.

01:33:26.000 So you and gay Jared, hats off to you guys. 1.00

01:33:28.000 Well, we agreed it was not gay. 0.95

01:33:32.000 That's right, I think. 0.89

01:33:34.000 You just opened yourself up to a whole legal can of worms.

01:33:37.000 Okay, for Papa Crowder, he has to be careful.

01:33:39.000 What's your real opinion on Trump, asks Squared Piston.

01:33:45.000 Well, I think I was on the show.

01:33:49.000 You know, not our pick.

01:33:51.000 How much do you like death threats, Topicotter? 0.94

01:33:53.000 Yeah, how much do you like people calling you a cuck and hating you if you don't step in line? 0.94

01:33:59.000 Careful with this answer!

01:34:02.000 No, I know they're out there, but it's a principled position, really.

01:34:06.000 And I've read both party platforms, 152 pages, 150 pages.

01:34:10.000 I know what they stand for.

01:34:12.000 And as I told you, I try to square this with It doesn't really matter who's at the top of that ticket.

01:34:18.000 You know, you vote the ism.

01:34:19.000 You vote the ideology.

01:34:20.000 You vote the platform that agrees the closest with your worldview.

01:34:25.000 And I'm precluded from voting for the other side.

01:34:28.000 It's not possible. 0.99

01:34:29.000 I can't square killing babies, two dudes as a new American family, setting our face against Israel, embryonic stem cell research, pull the plug on grandma when she coughs. 0.98

01:34:41.000 That's not my party. 0.98

01:34:43.000 That's a good point.

01:34:44.000 All of those are good points.

01:34:45.000 So, let me ask you this.

01:34:48.000 Final question, I'm going to have to let you go.

01:34:49.000 Gun to your head, not your heart, who do you think wins the election?

01:34:53.000 Yeah, I think Hillary wins it. 1.00

01:34:56.000 Bad Hillary. 1.00

01:34:56.000 We're not talking about my wife. 1.00

01:34:57.000 She's only registered in 42 states, so really she can't get the votes.

01:35:03.000 She can't get the votes. 0.99

01:35:04.000 No.

01:35:05.000 Pops Crowder, thank you very much.

01:35:06.000 We appreciate it.

01:35:07.000 You must go.

01:35:08.000 Thanks, guys.

01:35:10.000 There we go.

01:35:11.000 There we go.

01:35:13.000 My dad loves his chronic.

01:35:16.000 He does.

01:35:17.000 Loves his chronic.

01:35:18.000 I'm more of a cush man myself.

01:35:20.000 Well, you know what we can't do?

01:35:22.000 A lot of people like the show wrap-up.

01:35:24.000 We can't really do the wrap-up because we're going to have one web-extended segment for people watching right now live where we announce the winner of the Halloween costume.

01:35:30.000 So let me talk about this before we go.

01:35:32.000 I was talking before we finally got Pop's crowd on the line.

01:35:34.000 Obamacare premiums are set to skyrocket an average of 22% for the benchmark Silver Plan in 2017.

01:35:39.000 What I find hilarious is the media's going, well, you know, there are just factors at play that, confounding factors are that we couldn't have predicted.

01:35:46.000 Every single person opposed to the Affordable Care Act predicted this.

01:35:50.000 There's not one who didn't see it coming.

01:35:52.000 There's not a single person on the right.

01:35:54.000 This is why every Republican voted against it.

01:35:56.000 When you say they're all the same and vote out all Republicans, every Republican voted against the Affordable Care Act.

01:36:02.000 Some may say this is one of our main issues.

01:36:04.000 This is one of our main issues.

01:36:05.000 Some may say it was a closed-handed issue.

01:36:09.000 What did we say?

01:36:10.000 You can go back to me at 21 years old, right, back in 2009, saying, well, listen, I've lived through this.

01:36:15.000 This is going to skyrocket premiums, deductibles.

01:36:17.000 You're better looking, then.

01:36:18.000 It's going to cost more.

01:36:19.000 I get better looking as I age.

01:36:20.000 You age like milk.

01:36:21.000 We've been through this.

01:36:22.000 Of course, all of these prices will have to go up.

01:36:25.000 You're basically funding everybody, regardless of whether they're sick, regardless of risk assessment, into insurance companies.

01:36:31.000 You're forcing them to or punishing them, and they can charge whatever they want.

01:36:36.000 Loudonwithcrowder.com, web-extended version, and winners after this.

01:36:39.000 P-O-G-O I thank you all for coming today.

01:36:56.000 Family, friends, loved ones, esteemed colleagues, curious members of the press, To honor and remember a great advocate of social change, Scooter Littlefoot.

01:37:12.000 A fearless and tireless warrior who made an impact on this world in what little time he had.

01:37:19.000 And a great man who touched many lives and many people over the span of many years, addressing many issues.

01:37:29.000 I know if he could be here today, he would reach out and Touch all of our hearts with his gentle, caring, disproportioned, if surprisingly heavy, little hands.

01:37:43.000 It is with great joy that we celebrate Scooter Littlefoot's life, but great sadness that he was so misunderstood and we failed to see the warning signs.

01:37:53.000 Perhaps we will never know the mental torture which drove Mr.

01:37:58.000 Littlefoot to taking his own life.

01:38:01.000 By shooting himself in the back of the head four times and throwing his body in the Los Angeles River.

01:38:07.000 But hopefully this will teach us...

01:38:09.000 Gosh, did they have to do an open casket? 0.94

01:38:11.000 What?

01:38:11.000 Open casket?

01:38:12.000 That's a casket?

01:38:13.000 I thought it was a mini fridge.

01:38:15.000 I thought it was a mini fridge.

01:38:45.000 I thought it was a mini fridge.

01:39:15.000 I just wanted to say that the whole time.

01:39:20.000 Okay, so we had our Halloween Spooktacular, and we have a costume contest.

01:39:24.000 Do you have any people who you prefer in the costume contest thus far?

01:39:27.000 I'm still looking through them here.

01:39:29.000 Give me some of the catch up.

01:39:30.000 I need to catch up with the latest entries.

01:39:32.000 I like Brittany.

01:39:35.000 The Lumberjack.

01:39:36.000 I have this up on my screen here.

01:39:37.000 And let me tell you why.

01:39:38.000 When you first saw that, I thought, well, that's kind of mediocre.

01:39:40.000 It's a guy who can't grow a beard.

01:39:41.000 And I zoom out.

01:39:43.000 Boom.

01:39:43.000 It's a woman.

01:39:44.000 Whoa.

01:39:44.000 And a cute woman.

01:39:45.000 I'm not going to lie.

01:39:46.000 I saw that one earlier.

01:39:47.000 I did not catch...

01:39:48.000 Yeah.

01:39:48.000 And you know why I respect that?

01:39:50.000 For the same reason I think Phoebe was funny on Friends. 0.69

01:39:53.000 Women, the reason they're often not funny is because they're too concerned with being sexy. 1.00

01:39:57.000 Now, you can still be a sexy woman and not be sexy when you're being funny. 0.84

01:40:00.000 I think Lisa Kudrow is actually a very pretty woman, if you see her when she's dressed up. 1.00

01:40:03.000 She is. 0.98

01:40:04.000 But she was fine being goofy and looking silly. 0.98

01:40:06.000 Brittany is okay with looking goofy, not looking necessarily like an attractive woman out in the town. 0.99

01:40:15.000 She went all in for the costume, but you can see with the picture, she's actually a pretty girl. 0.72

01:40:18.000 There you go.

01:40:19.000 So I like Brittany.

01:40:20.000 I really like Brittany.

01:40:22.000 The costume.

01:40:24.000 Good Hillary. 1.00

01:40:27.000 I like Britney. 0.95

01:40:27.000 Do you have any others in mind of who you really like? 0.95

01:40:31.000 Peter Potter did the Not Gay Jared. 0.95

01:40:32.000 This is the one I was telling you about.

01:40:33.000 Yeah, I gotta see this one.

01:40:34.000 I gotta see this one.

01:40:35.000 Yeah, that's Not Gay Jared right there. 0.74

01:40:37.000 Oh, yeah.

01:40:38.000 Yeah, it's not the best.

01:40:39.000 That's the resemblance, but...

01:40:40.000 It's just glasses.

01:40:42.000 I have a feeling you just had those things on.

01:40:43.000 Okay.

01:40:44.000 Here's Naomi Yaramillo? 0.99

01:40:46.000 I don't know.

01:40:47.000 Tranny Ken Bone. 0.93

01:40:48.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:40:49.000 Tranny Ken Bone. 0.93

01:40:50.000 I can appreciate that.

01:40:52.000 Tranny Ken Bone. 0.93

01:40:53.000 That's pretty good.

01:40:54.000 That's pretty good.

01:40:55.000 Tranny Ken Bone. 0.93

01:40:56.000 Let's see what else.

01:40:57.000 Oh, here you go.

01:40:57.000 Brandon Wan says he went as Not Gay Jared's job performance this year.

01:41:01.000 It's a trash can. 1.00

01:41:02.000 It's a big old trash can.

01:41:03.000 Well, there we go. 0.89

01:41:05.000 Not a costume. 0.91

01:41:06.000 If you actually dressed up like a trash can, that would be the winner.

01:41:08.000 That would be good.

01:41:08.000 That would be the winner.

01:41:09.000 Gosh.

01:41:10.000 Gail Beast Mom 6.

01:41:11.000 Look at this.

01:41:11.000 You've got to appreciate the commitment.

01:41:14.000 That is committed.

01:41:15.000 Full, incredible outfit.

01:41:17.000 Gail, we appreciate the commitment.

01:41:18.000 Jared, I'm going to have you be the final deciding factor.

01:41:21.000 Kristen.

01:41:22.000 No, sorry.

01:41:23.000 Kristen, you seem great, but no female Ghostbusters.

01:41:25.000 We just can't.

01:41:26.000 We can't do it.

01:41:26.000 You know why.

01:41:27.000 If you watch this show, you understand why.

01:41:29.000 You get it.

01:41:30.000 Blue's Clues, Little Captain America, Rowdy Piper.

01:41:35.000 Oh, this one is pretty good.

01:41:37.000 This one was the dog.

01:41:38.000 Look at this.

01:41:39.000 Look at the little...

01:41:39.000 Look at the bug eyes on the dog.

01:41:42.000 That is terrifying.

01:41:42.000 I don't know what it is, though.

01:41:44.000 It's just bug eyes and a witch hat on a dog from Icky Z. That's something, though.

01:41:48.000 It's something.

01:41:48.000 I don't know exactly what it is.

01:41:50.000 Boba Fett...

01:41:52.000 Oh, here we go.

01:41:53.000 Brittany Hanley.

01:41:55.000 Brittany Hanley with the Trekkie.

01:41:57.000 Yes.

01:41:58.000 Okay, I like it.

01:42:00.000 Brittany, I appreciate it, but I don't think the level of difficulty is quite the same as the others that we saw.

01:42:07.000 Yes.

01:42:09.000 We have a lot of Britneys who pay attention to this show. 1.00

01:42:11.000 We do.

01:42:12.000 I've noticed that too.

01:42:13.000 So what are we thinking here?

01:42:14.000 I think, honestly, I've got to say, the reason I started with these, Tranny Ken Bone is really good, and the Lumberjack from Brittany is really good.

01:42:26.000 I've got to go with one of those two.

01:42:28.000 I will go this. 0.83

01:42:29.000 I will say tranny can bone on originality and the fact that a woman was willing to refer to herself as a tranny. 0.97

01:42:35.000 As a tranny. 0.94

01:42:36.000 Again, going for the laugh. 0.91

01:42:38.000 Going for the laugh.

01:42:38.000 All in.

01:42:39.000 A cute girl who's like, I'm fine looking like a dude who's a tranny with a penis. 1.00

01:42:43.000 With a penis. 1.00

01:42:44.000 That's important. 1.00

01:42:45.000 I respect that.

01:42:45.000 I respect that too.

01:42:47.000 The companions respect, some would say, of the penis. 0.99

01:42:49.000 It does. 1.00

01:42:50.000 Yep.

01:42:51.000 How about this?

01:42:53.000 Bear with me here.

01:42:54.000 Okay.

01:42:54.000 We got these two, right?

01:42:55.000 Yes.

01:42:56.000 They're pretty good.

01:42:57.000 Do it either way.

01:42:59.000 These are store-bought.

01:42:59.000 These are not store-bought costumes.

01:43:01.000 These took some thought.

01:43:02.000 These took some thought.

01:43:02.000 Some commitment.

01:43:04.000 I say we make both of them winners.

01:43:05.000 I think we make both of them winners?

01:43:07.000 All right, there you go.

01:43:08.000 Naomi Jaramillo.

01:43:09.000 Yes.

01:43:10.000 Tranny Kinbone.

01:43:10.000 You are a winner.

01:43:12.000 And Brittany.

01:43:13.000 Mm-hmm.

01:43:15.000 Not Villanelle is her name.

01:43:16.000 You are a winner.

01:43:18.000 Both of you are winners.

01:43:19.000 I'll follow them.

01:43:20.000 Not Gay Jared will follow you. 1.00

01:43:21.000 He'll set up a direct message, and you will get at least your preferred shirt from the Hashtag Never Daily store.

01:43:28.000 So you've seen them.

01:43:28.000 There's the Socialism is for Fig shirt.

01:43:31.000 There's the Not Gay Jared shirt.

01:43:32.000 There's a Standard Lotto with Crowder shirt.

01:43:33.000 And there's the Crowder the Barbarian shirt.

01:43:35.000 Yes.

01:43:35.000 And even though we will never go daily, there will never be a mug club that is announced perhaps on election night that In a parallel universe, we will make sure that you both are taken care of.

01:43:47.000 So a shirt and whatever, but a non-existent membership.

01:43:52.000 Am I making that clear?

01:43:53.000 I think it's actually pretty fuzzy, but I think we get what you're talking about in the other universe.

01:43:59.000 So I'm trying to see if they...

01:44:00.000 Oh, someone here just now.

01:44:02.000 Sorry, it's over.

01:44:03.000 It's over.

01:44:03.000 Brittany Rose, come.

01:44:04.000 I think Brittany's for the win. 0.86

01:44:06.000 Oh, no, we have a late entrance.

01:44:08.000 Okay, Lisa the Donkey Tails, get off the phone as Chank. 1.00

01:44:12.000 Yeah, we have to give her one, too.

01:44:13.000 Yeah.

01:44:13.000 Come on.

01:44:14.000 Holy crap. 0.99

01:44:14.000 Come on, look at this. 0.99

01:44:15.000 Look at the gut and all.

01:44:17.000 Yeah.

01:44:18.000 She's not technically watching Louder with Crowder, though.

01:44:20.000 So that could have been taken at any point.

01:44:21.000 It could be, it's true.

01:44:23.000 We need confirmation that that is not a Photoshop, that that is an actual concept.

01:44:26.000 Or at least go through the trouble of Photoshopping eyes in the background as if you were watching.

01:44:30.000 Yes, exactly.

01:44:31.000 That would also be acceptable.

01:44:31.000 So Lies of Donkey Tales, we will get you one.

01:44:33.000 Not Gay Jared will follow you. 1.00

01:44:35.000 Make sure you take these names down and you follow them.

01:44:37.000 I had it written down, the takeaway.

01:44:39.000 Do we not have this written down here?

01:44:41.000 Yeah, it was never mentioned to me when I think about it.

01:44:45.000 We can make something up.

01:44:46.000 We usually make lots of our news stories up.

01:44:47.000 Well, I had something that was really important to me this week that I sat there and I wanted to talk about.

01:44:50.000 It usually comes to me when I'm with the gym.

01:44:51.000 So there you go.

01:44:52.000 Halloween spectacular.

01:44:54.000 Spooktacular, of course, because we like the puns on Halloween.

01:44:56.000 Go on dark clothes in the computer here because I'm going to do this takeaway.

01:45:01.000 So, you know, we were talking about it resonated with a lot of people, I guess, this sort of idea of compassionate conservatism.

01:45:06.000 I do think that's a fundamental difference, to go back to it, between the right and the left.

01:45:11.000 And I do see a lot of people...

01:45:13.000 This is something that I will say Donald Trump has helped with, has emboldened people to not be ashamed of what they are or what they believe.

01:45:20.000 Even if I don't think Donald Trump necessarily shares what I believe in a lot of issues, he's made it okay to speak out.

01:45:26.000 And I will say this about a lot of young conservatives.

01:45:27.000 I get so many emails all the time, especially after the...

01:45:31.000 The UMass, the triggering, saying, how do I do this in school?

01:45:35.000 How do I say this without getting people mad at me?

01:45:37.000 You know what?

01:45:38.000 You don't.

01:45:39.000 You say it and people will get mad at you.

01:45:41.000 Because we've talked about this.

01:45:43.000 Ben Carson, for example, they made him out to be a racist. 0.99

01:45:46.000 They made him out to be a mean, hateful, bigoted racist as a black man from Detroit, raised to a single mother. 1.00

01:45:54.000 It doesn't matter who you are. 1.00

01:45:56.000 They're going to be insanely upset with you.

01:45:58.000 This is what the left does, right?

01:45:59.000 You're not pro-birth.

01:46:01.000 Why don't you want to give all these free things to kids?

01:46:03.000 And I think we need to separate, of course, the left, the modern left, from classical liberals.

01:46:10.000 I understand that that language matters.

01:46:11.000 I really do get it.

01:46:13.000 But the modern left, it really is a character.

01:46:16.000 Well, I was going to say, that's another reason why I think we...

01:46:19.000 Get frustrated with some of this certain sectors of the alt-right because they're kind of borrowing in some ways from the tactics of the left and that's not what we're known for.

01:46:27.000 We're not known for groupthink.

01:46:29.000 We're not known for that's kind of like antithetical to what we traditionally value.

01:46:34.000 And just torn feathering an entire group of people.

01:46:36.000 Character assassination stuff.

01:46:38.000 That's not us. 1.00

01:46:39.000 I oppose Donald Trump because of this cock You all suck unless you get in line. 1.00

01:47:02.000 You know, as Christ said, they hated me first. 1.00

01:47:04.000 I'm not saying you don't have to be a Christian. 0.80

01:47:06.000 Just think of it as, I don't know, Confucius.

01:47:07.000 Think of it as whoever led tantric yoga, for crying out loud.

01:47:10.000 I'm just using it as an example.

01:47:11.000 Say it's a parable.

01:47:12.000 Is that a sport?

01:47:13.000 Tantric yoga?

01:47:14.000 I have no idea what that is.

01:47:16.000 You don't even know what it is.

01:47:17.000 You do know what it is.

01:47:18.000 I'll Google that later.

01:47:19.000 You know, they hated him first.

01:47:21.000 That's the idea.

01:47:22.000 At a certain point, you can't make everybody happy if you know that you're a decent human being.

01:47:26.000 And I know this because I struggle with this a lot of the time.

01:47:28.000 Jared knows this, where we sit and we talk with people and there is a way to converse with people where you can convince them.

01:47:34.000 You need to recognize the people who you can't convince and the people who you can.

01:47:37.000 The people who you can't convince, the Trigglypuffs, you make an example of them so you convince the people who you can't. 1.00

01:47:41.000 The people who you can convince, you need to understand how to speak to them.

01:47:44.000 You need to understand how to persuade them.

01:47:46.000 I would say this.

01:47:47.000 Andrew Klavan has done this.

01:47:49.000 The most valuable skill I've ever encountered in my life, and Andrew Klavan is a master at this, is when you are an incredibly smart person, but every time you have a conversation with someone, you leave them feeling like they're the smartest person in the room.

01:48:04.000 Whenever I talk with Andrew Klavan, I'm very aware that he's smarter than me.

01:48:08.000 But I leave the conversation going, I'm pretty smart.

01:48:11.000 Because Klavan makes you feel as though you're smart. 0.94

01:48:13.000 A great piece of advice in business, if you have a great idea, bring it to whoever you're superior to and make them think it was their idea.

01:48:20.000 Same thing in debate.

01:48:21.000 Opposition.

01:48:23.000 Give respect.

01:48:24.000 And transition it to your idea and bring up something that you agree on and present it as their idea.

01:48:29.000 They'll take pride.

01:48:30.000 Well, yeah, I do think that's my idea.

01:48:31.000 So the way you present issues does matter.

01:48:34.000 I'm not saying that.

01:48:35.000 But what I am saying is there's a certain segment of the population who will hate you no matter what.

01:48:39.000 And you know who I am.

01:48:42.000 Person who emailed me this week, I'm talking to you.

01:48:45.000 You have to accept that.

01:48:46.000 You have to be okay with the fact that some people are going to hate you.

01:48:49.000 And if you know that you're not a horrible person, if you know that it comes from a place of love, if you know that it comes from a true place, if you know that you're against abortion and you're against subsidized housing, welfare state, public education, but you're pro-school choice, you're pro-healthcare across state lines, you're pro-legal immigration while being against illegal immigration, you need to get rid of the guilt.

01:49:07.000 That's one thing I hope people understand, because the guilt mars your thinking, and it dilutes your argument.

01:49:12.000 If nothing else with this program, it's okay to think the way you think, and it's okay to present the arguments, and you need to be okay with even knowing all that and doing all that.

01:49:23.000 Some people are going to hate you anyway.

01:49:26.000 They're going to say you're racist, sexist, homophobic, and that's okay, as long as you know that you're not.

01:49:33.000 So don't give it that much weight.

01:49:34.000 Don't.

01:49:34.000 You know who you are.

01:49:35.000 Guy who emailed me.

Louder with Crowder - October 28, 2016

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