Louder with Crowder - December 12, 2025


A Behind the Scenes Look into a MugClub Morning - How We Torture Gerald


Episode Stats

Length

59 minutes

Words per Minute

159.79866

Word Count

9,524

Sentence Count

1,266

Misogynist Sentences

33

Hate Speech Sentences

34


Summary

It's Friday, Captain Morgan, and it's time for a Scrapyard! This week, the crew is joined by a very special guest to discuss the best and worst things they ve ever done, and the one thing they would never do again.


Transcript

00:01:13.000 Hey, Christ.
00:01:15.000 What you doing?
00:01:17.000 I'm fasting, Bernie.
00:01:18.000 You know, if you were to endorse me for leader of the free world, everyone could be fasting all the time.
00:01:23.000 Screw.
00:01:24.000 Believe me, I know.
00:01:26.000 Jesus, I'd like you to think about joining me.
00:01:29.000 We can spread matching uniforms and crippling taxes across the world.
00:01:34.000 You mean stealing?
00:01:35.000 Democratic.
00:01:36.000 Stealing.
00:01:37.000 So stealing.
00:01:38.000 No democratic socialism.
00:01:41.000 I'm okay.
00:01:42.000 I'm gonna go back to fasting.
00:01:43.000 What if I were to give you free health care?
00:01:47.000 Free health care, really?
00:01:49.000 Yes!
00:01:50.000 Except you'd have to pay for it.
00:01:52.000 I'm not interested in any way, shape, or I could interest you in an assortment of Dreidol Dreidols.
00:02:03.000 Look, I've had enough.
00:02:06.000 I don't want any of your shit.
00:02:07.000 The persnickety Jew, I see.
00:02:11.000 Do you like free speech?
00:02:13.000 Very much so.
00:02:14.000 We're fresh out, but we do have some of these.
00:02:22.000 I can do this all day.
00:02:25.000 Yeah, I'm okay.
00:02:25.000 Wait, wait, shh!
00:02:29.000 Endless possibilities!
00:02:32.000 Can't I'll make you do this song, Duda!
00:02:35.000 Duda!
00:02:36.000 What about free health care?
00:02:38.000 I'm gonna.
00:02:39.000 Oh, oh, and Jesus.
00:02:42.000 Yeah, what they if you're truly God's son, and I'm not saying you are not, then jump down from this mountain.
00:02:53.000 Orly the angels won't owe my letter.
00:03:03.000 Click Rumble Premium and join now for $99 annually or $9.99 a month to get the entirely ad-free experience and an ever-expanding roster of content, creators, and free speech.
00:03:18.000 For today.
00:03:34.000 Glad to be with you.
00:03:35.000 It's uh Friday, so it's Friday, so it's still 11 a.m. Friday, and uh, this is just but this is usually just a love letter to uh to the mug club to OG to Rumble Premium, yeah, because you guys always get this Friday, other people don't.
00:03:48.000 And sometimes it's a grab bag, you don't know what's gonna happen.
00:03:51.000 And we have a lot of stuff that we didn't use that rightfully shouldn't see the light of day, but we've decided I mean, I guess.
00:03:59.000 So it's time for a scrapyard.
00:04:03.000 Scrapyard, Captain Morgan.
00:04:06.000 How are you, sir?
00:04:06.000 I am fantastic.
00:04:07.000 That's actually only the second crappiest intro we have, or Stinger, I should say.
00:04:11.000 Mine is.
00:04:12.000 No, yours is top three.
00:04:14.000 Yours is top three.
00:04:15.000 I think that if you polled the masses, they would strongly disagree with you.
00:04:19.000 And I think that deserves an admonishment.
00:04:23.000 It's just already.
00:04:24.000 Nessie, look, Tim's too busy.
00:04:26.000 Tim's too busy.
00:04:26.000 Well, that's up to fucking.
00:04:27.000 He's never too busy for admonishment.
00:04:30.000 We make the time.
00:04:31.000 How are you doing?
00:04:31.000 We'll hold on for a minute.
00:04:32.000 I'm all right.
00:04:33.000 And then, what?
00:04:34.000 Hold on.
00:04:35.000 What'd you say?
00:04:35.000 No.
00:04:36.000 I said we would hold on for a while.
00:04:37.000 It's a scrapyard, guys.
00:04:38.000 Let's be honest.
00:04:40.000 We really prepare.
00:04:42.000 I mean, you see the little pro, you see the references every day.
00:04:44.000 And then scrapyard, we're like, you know, let's just do what everybody else does, which is they prepare nothing.
00:04:50.000 But in this case, it's still actually a catalog of a bunch of other content that we have prepared, that we prepared, but we never ran.
00:04:56.000 So you actually get to see all the work that went into either something awful or mediocre or rightfully should never have been aired.
00:05:03.000 And not underscore Firestein because you're not on X.
00:05:06.000 Yes, not underscore Firestein on X. That's not me at somebody else.
00:05:10.000 And yeah, Josh underscore Firestein on Instagram.
00:05:12.000 There you go.
00:05:13.000 I'm on Facebook too.
00:05:14.000 I don't know how to send you there, but I've reached the point of paranoia because someone sent me a screen grab of me doing this, and then when I stop, it looks like my nipples.
00:05:22.000 And they said, stop grabbing the nips.
00:05:23.000 I'm doing this because my shirt rides.
00:05:25.000 We got to get rid of this chair.
00:05:26.000 No, I like it.
00:05:27.000 This chair is like, it's like sticky tack.
00:05:28.000 I can't move.
00:05:29.000 Really?
00:05:29.000 It hikes up the crotch.
00:05:31.000 All right.
00:05:32.000 Yeah, not a lot of crotch room in that chair.
00:05:34.000 No, if I move.
00:05:35.000 I've been saying that about that chair.
00:05:36.000 If I slide forward, it pulls back the crotch to my pants.
00:05:39.000 It's like there's this chair should be.
00:05:41.000 All right, let's go to the first scrapy.
00:05:42.000 I'm going to go to the blue balls all day.
00:05:45.000 Yeah, it's because of their dark blue jeans.
00:05:47.000 The circulation they're being choked out.
00:05:49.000 Yeah, well, it doesn't help that I dye them with wild blueberries.
00:05:53.000 Well, all natural.
00:05:54.000 That's how Native Americans used to dye their textiles.
00:05:56.000 Oh, really?
00:05:57.000 With blueberries?
00:05:57.000 You're so stupid, Gerald.
00:05:58.000 All right.
00:05:59.000 It's a power move.
00:06:00.000 Yeah, I bet you he uses red vibe or whatever.
00:06:03.000 Yeah.
00:06:04.000 You can give it your kids can.
00:06:07.000 Well, thanks.
00:06:07.000 See my ass.
00:06:08.000 All right.
00:06:10.000 Sounds like he'd already done that.
00:06:11.000 That's why it was voice.
00:06:12.000 What's the first one we have here?
00:06:13.000 Okay.
00:06:13.000 All right.
00:06:13.000 So, you know, we often have like a few.
00:06:15.000 By the way, we also have BTS today.
00:06:16.000 That's what kids call it.
00:06:17.000 Behind the scenes.
00:06:18.000 Uh-oh.
00:06:19.000 Oh, a little inside look.
00:06:20.000 Yeah.
00:06:20.000 It's got drip.
00:06:22.000 Stop it.
00:06:23.000 So we often have like a few watch and react options.
00:06:25.000 Now, when we do that, though, we actually pick content that we think is interesting or amusing or we can contribute to in some meaningful way, as opposed to, you know, just like you see a lot of watch and reacts now, which is just someone watching.
00:06:35.000 Like, that's it.
00:06:39.000 That's all it is.
00:06:41.000 Comment, subscribe.
00:06:42.000 Like, why would I do that ever?
00:06:44.000 So we have a few.
00:06:45.000 And then sometimes, for some reason, that just become a cursed segment.
00:06:47.000 Here was an option B.
00:06:49.000 That was an option B so many times we decided it wasn't worth a regular show.
00:06:53.000 Oh, no.
00:06:54.000 So now it is.
00:06:57.000 It was a sculpture called Trauma Slut from this artist.
00:07:02.000 Her name is Trauma Slut, and she's in a place of submission.
00:07:05.000 She's waiting, delicately placed, yet poised and confident, waiting whatever is about to be.
00:07:12.000 This is art.
00:07:12.000 I'm Precious the Koimon.
00:07:14.000 This is gravity.
00:07:15.000 Precious the Koi Mon.
00:07:17.000 Protect me and those I love are myself.
00:07:20.000 We're separated from their utopia.
00:07:22.000 We can't access these bears.
00:07:24.000 It looks like rape.
00:07:25.000 Yeah, it doesn't look like a real utopia.
00:07:27.000 It's a pool of milk and honey that is coming out from this rock.
00:07:33.000 It looks like a rape chalk line.
00:07:35.000 It looks like sour cream on cream corn.
00:07:36.000 I've never seen them in my work and having to deal with childhood psychology, a place of innocence.
00:07:43.000 Yeah, innocence.
00:07:44.000 Hanging.
00:07:44.000 I think innocence.
00:07:45.000 This is the first time I'm making these dioramas.
00:07:48.000 They are hand-painted.
00:07:50.000 But that looks like a first time.
00:07:51.000 Glass stacked together to make an image.
00:07:55.000 I wanted them to feel like you were kind of walking into this world.
00:08:00.000 I want to leave.
00:08:01.000 Yeah, I'm just walking out of this.
00:08:04.000 I love, by the way, that was like, it wasn't even stained glass, like, you know, majestic stained glass.
00:08:08.000 It's like a cheap, like, paintball place.
00:08:10.000 And they're like, bring your friend, get two free sessions.
00:08:13.000 They just marker it.
00:08:14.000 Ah, yeah, like on the window.
00:08:16.000 Like your kid drew on it.
00:08:18.000 Yeah, like the snow stuff that you use at Christmas that you can't scrape off.
00:08:21.000 That's all it was.
00:08:22.000 Yeah, it looks like the outside of an old electronics store.
00:08:25.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:08:26.000 Why is he?
00:08:26.000 He's going out of business.
00:08:27.000 Here's a flower.
00:08:28.000 Yeah, here's clearance.
00:08:29.000 And you're like, you've been in clearance for five years.
00:08:32.000 One of these days it'll work.
00:08:34.000 So I think the bit was something like, hey, this is like some perverse version of Teddy Bear Picnic.
00:08:44.000 Oh.
00:08:45.000 If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.
00:08:50.000 If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise.
00:08:54.000 For every man that ever met was will gather there for certainly cuss.
00:08:58.000 Two days the day the teddy bears at the OG.
00:09:04.000 Why didn't we use that?
00:09:08.000 It was well done.
00:09:10.000 If we could travel back in time and ask me, I'm sure I had a reason.
00:09:12.000 There's probably good ones.
00:09:14.000 I could have given you some rationale.
00:09:17.000 I think I remember that being your idea.
00:09:20.000 Yeah.
00:09:21.000 No, it was my idea.
00:09:22.000 And I did not like it.
00:09:25.000 That was awesome.
00:09:26.000 I was like, this is one of those bad ideas.
00:09:29.000 Yeah, we're like, no, but it's fine.
00:09:31.000 A bad no.
00:09:32.000 Different.
00:09:33.000 Sure.
00:09:34.000 Well, the thing is, it's less offensive than her actual bear raping.
00:09:37.000 Yeah, it was hard to beat that.
00:09:39.000 Yeah.
00:09:40.000 You didn't sexualize the bears.
00:09:41.000 She did.
00:09:42.000 And you just proved a point.
00:09:43.000 And the worst thing was, all these bears were putting like poised and sexy and confident.
00:09:48.000 Why is it in a diaper?
00:09:50.000 Yeah.
00:09:50.000 I know.
00:09:51.000 Was that a sexy baby bear?
00:09:53.000 What's wrong with you?
00:09:54.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:09:54.000 It's just, it's, I mean, I don't know what the air, what the bear age of consent is.
00:09:58.000 It's probably.
00:09:59.000 I would imagine you should be potty trained.
00:10:00.000 How many, what is what is the bear year ratio?
00:10:02.000 Dogs are seven years.
00:10:03.000 I don't know.
00:10:04.000 But I'm not going to lie to you.
00:10:05.000 I think they crap while they do it.
00:10:08.000 You ever see bears fight?
00:10:09.000 You ever see bears fight?
00:10:09.000 Like two girls are just like, oh, and they're like, it's a good time to take a shit right here.
00:10:15.000 And they're fighting.
00:10:16.000 And then there's.
00:10:16.000 Oh, yeah.
00:10:17.000 They're ripping off fur.
00:10:18.000 That's a power move.
00:10:19.000 I've done the same thing.
00:10:20.000 Yeah.
00:10:20.000 They gained speed.
00:10:21.000 Yeah, that's how we act.
00:10:22.000 That's actually won the battle of Marja.
00:10:24.000 Oh, man.
00:10:25.000 Yeah, we just started defecating.
00:10:27.000 Yeah, we just rolled in and said, hey, what's up?
00:10:29.000 That's how you went.
00:10:30.000 Is that Custer's Last Squeal?
00:10:35.000 Custer's last squeal.
00:10:36.000 Yeah, don't you remember that famous naval battle, Dumpter?
00:10:38.000 No.
00:10:41.000 Because you know, D-Day stands for Dump Day.
00:10:45.000 The Battle of Getty's Turd Four score and seven shits ago.
00:10:56.000 These woods were a smelly place.
00:11:01.000 I told you, I was telling Lane the Brain because he grew up on a farm.
00:11:03.000 I asked him if you ever had donkeys.
00:11:04.000 I took the kids to a pumpkin patch.
00:11:06.000 Oh, boy.
00:11:06.000 And they were like, ah, you go around, you feed the animals.
00:11:09.000 And they say, yeah, we're going to feed these.
00:11:10.000 You can feed these donkeys.
00:11:11.000 And there was one that was called marshmallow.
00:11:13.000 And it was the only donkey that was, it wasn't gray.
00:11:15.000 It had like a white kind of swirl pattern.
00:11:18.000 And my two kids go, I want to feed marshmallow.
00:11:20.000 Well, that sounds like what could go wrong.
00:11:22.000 And then he's like, yeah, see, there's these donkeys.
00:11:25.000 And he goes, marshmallow is kind of new.
00:11:27.000 And three other donkeys turn around and line up right next to it and just, and just bang, bang, bang, bang, blah.
00:11:34.000 Whoa.
00:11:34.000 And fur goes flying, and I see blood start leaking down.
00:11:38.000 And then they move on.
00:11:38.000 He's like, yeah, they haven't accepted him as a part of this patch yet.
00:11:42.000 And my kids just standing there with stale bread.
00:11:46.000 Like, you think marshmallow's okay?
00:11:48.000 I'm like, he probably needs bread more now than ever.
00:11:51.000 Five minutes later, the other donkeys come up with a broomstick.
00:11:55.000 Welcome to the frat, bro.
00:11:57.000 Marshmallow, come out to play.
00:12:00.000 It was just awful.
00:12:01.000 Just horrifying.
00:12:02.000 That's crazy.
00:12:02.000 So whenever vegans say animals aren't as cruel as human beings, come on.
00:12:05.000 May I present the donkeys?
00:12:06.000 You've never seen nature.
00:12:07.000 No, no.
00:12:08.000 I guess they're really badass to it, fighting off wolves.
00:12:10.000 This is where someone's going to be like, I can't believe I used to think you were smart.
00:12:12.000 I can't believe you didn't know that donkeys are the guardian of the farm.
00:12:15.000 They are?
00:12:16.000 Oh, yeah.
00:12:18.000 They donkey kick, and they're also a great alarm system.
00:12:20.000 Like, donkeys are, they don't care.
00:12:22.000 They'll just go.
00:12:23.000 They'll just go to town.
00:12:24.000 I saw if they did the marshmallow.
00:12:26.000 One of their own.
00:12:26.000 And they don't even hate him.
00:12:28.000 That's because he wasn't.
00:12:29.000 You're saying a donkey is the best protection for your farm?
00:12:31.000 Oh, yeah.
00:12:31.000 I would argue a Claymore mine.
00:12:33.000 That's true.
00:12:34.000 That's true, too.
00:12:35.000 Well, but that's kind of like a fox getting just obliterated.
00:12:40.000 The great Pyrenees walking back.
00:12:41.000 I don't know what happened.
00:12:43.000 Jeez, I was walking up to this thing.
00:12:45.000 I licked it.
00:12:46.000 Boom.
00:12:47.000 All right.
00:12:47.000 Here's the next one.
00:12:49.000 We did a time to close.
00:12:50.000 Do you remember Jimmy Kimmel?
00:12:54.000 He had to kind of like he was fired, but not really.
00:12:56.000 It was temporary because he egregiously lied to his whole audience about Charlie Kirk shooter.
00:13:00.000 Here's a refresher.
00:13:01.000 We had some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them.
00:13:10.000 Yeah, and then he was indefinitely pulled off the air from ABC.
00:13:15.000 Definitely was like, what, five days?
00:13:16.000 Yeah, it was like five days.
00:13:18.000 We wrote a joke that morning that it turns out a lot of people were already telling.
00:13:21.000 So we figure if you're not going to make the joke first, you shouldn't tell it or save it for the premium members.
00:13:29.000 So ABC has, so go back in time.
00:13:31.000 ABC has already found a replacement host to fill Kimmel's time slot.
00:13:35.000 And then it was him as a black as a blackface.
00:13:38.000 It's him as Carl Malone, Blackface.
00:13:40.000 Carl Malone famously impregnated a 14-year-old and he gets the second, third, fourth, fifth chance.
00:13:46.000 Yeah, I didn't, what, Kimmel or Malone?
00:13:47.000 Malone.
00:13:48.000 But then Kimmel also got a second, third chance because he also did Oprah in Blackface and Fatface.
00:13:54.000 Oh, I did not know that.
00:13:55.000 He did Malone.
00:13:55.000 He did Oprah, too.
00:13:56.000 Yeah.
00:13:56.000 Yeah.
00:13:57.000 Oh, well, they didn't, I didn't even know about that one.
00:13:59.000 We could have done that joke.
00:14:00.000 Point is they all get chances except for us.
00:14:03.000 So that's true.
00:14:03.000 But this is a room full of very white guys.
00:14:06.000 We can't do it.
00:14:07.000 I get it.
00:14:07.000 I'm fairly white.
00:14:09.000 No, you're very white.
00:14:10.000 All right.
00:14:10.000 Look at that control.
00:14:11.000 Look at that.
00:14:11.000 Let's just go to the control bay there where Toolman, I love how he shows Josh.
00:14:15.000 Yeah.
00:14:17.000 That is like casting call, basic white guy.
00:14:20.000 Oh, look, good.
00:14:20.000 There's three of them.
00:14:21.000 Yeah.
00:14:22.000 Billy.
00:14:23.000 Billy's one bed from being in a trailer park with meth.
00:14:26.000 Yeah.
00:14:27.000 We didn't get the DEI.
00:14:28.000 You all look like you're in an audition room for like a one-line speaking role on a sitcom where a guy goes like, oh, I didn't want them moving into the neighborhood.
00:14:37.000 And by then, we're talking about Jimmy Kimmel.
00:14:39.000 There you go.
00:14:39.000 Oh, that's fantastic.
00:14:41.000 You know what?
00:14:42.000 It looked like if they were a band, they wouldn't be the Supremes.
00:14:44.000 They'd be the supremacists.
00:14:45.000 Yes, they would.
00:14:46.000 Yes.
00:14:49.000 All right.
00:14:49.000 By the way, download the Rumble app.
00:14:50.000 Follow me there.
00:14:51.000 That's the best way to stay in touch.
00:14:53.000 Yeah.
00:14:54.000 Here's the next scrapyard thing.
00:14:56.000 Do we think, I mean, Josh, also, if there's some here that we think, because we have so much that we think is best.
00:15:02.000 What's this?
00:15:02.000 This was a black leftist versus 20 black conservatives.
00:15:07.000 All right, let's go.
00:15:09.000 So I'm not.
00:15:12.000 It's all that.
00:15:12.000 Scrap it.
00:15:13.000 Apparently, he's not a TriCaster supremacist.
00:15:16.000 There's no scrapyard scrapyard.
00:15:18.000 Okay, this is it.
00:15:18.000 It's the end of the line for it.
00:15:20.000 Okay.
00:15:20.000 I'm not saying Jewelman, who should be condemned totally.
00:15:24.000 Yes.
00:15:24.000 But outside of that, there were very fine people in that studio.
00:15:29.000 So it was Amanda Seals.
00:15:31.000 Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:15:32.000 She made an appearance on Surrounded, and it was titled One Black Radical versus 20 Black Conservatives.
00:15:36.000 And for those of you who've forgotten this, it went about as you would expect.
00:15:40.000 I'm not sure where your education came from when they lied to you.
00:15:44.000 I hope some of y'all are acting.
00:15:46.000 I really do.
00:15:47.000 I knew I was going to be surrounded by ignorance, but damn.
00:15:49.000 Bitch, man.
00:15:50.000 And my points are just a matter of time.
00:15:51.000 I knew you were going to be dressed like Finn Bed, but a church of Christ pin on your chest.
00:15:55.000 It's not a church of Christ.
00:15:56.000 Whatever.
00:15:57.000 It's a cross.
00:15:58.000 Same difference.
00:15:58.000 You got an American flag and you think you know something because you a cop.
00:16:01.000 And ultimately, not a cop, ultimately, it's a cab all day over here.
00:16:04.000 So let me make that clear.
00:16:05.000 Dude, I'm being direct to you, but you're literally not speaking this, and you're not going to do that with me either.
00:16:10.000 So you're saving your point.
00:16:11.000 Y'all just want to be seen.
00:16:13.000 I don't need to be seen.
00:16:14.000 You're currently still stuck in an indoctrination.
00:16:16.000 I still don't know who she is.
00:16:17.000 I'm not going to be able to get into thinking that you are something that you are not.
00:16:19.000 I have not had-you know, first of all, you're a light skin woman.
00:16:23.000 So are you?
00:16:24.000 Yes, and you're doing great color as yourself.
00:16:26.000 You have a skin tone like Mr. Burns.
00:16:28.000 He does serve us.
00:16:29.000 Oh my God, this is scary.
00:16:30.000 You need to think about me as y'all mama.
00:16:32.000 Do not talk to me in that fashion.
00:16:34.000 So let's check that now.
00:16:35.000 What?
00:16:36.000 Oh, I get it.
00:16:37.000 She thought she was a man.
00:16:39.000 Yes.
00:16:40.000 I'm going to control this and tell you not to talk to me.
00:16:42.000 That's why it's so silly.
00:16:43.000 It's like, you will not talk to me that way.
00:16:45.000 I kind of will.
00:16:46.000 Yeah.
00:16:47.000 You need to talk to me like I'm your mama.
00:16:49.000 My mom is the white part of me.
00:16:51.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:16:52.000 Yeah.
00:16:52.000 The better part.
00:16:53.000 Theoretically, if I choose to talk to you like this, how are you going to stop me?
00:16:58.000 By the way, just be clear, I didn't mean better part because she was white.
00:17:00.000 I meant because she was a fine mother.
00:17:02.000 Yes.
00:17:02.000 Of course.
00:17:03.000 Yeah.
00:17:05.000 Being white lends itself to that.
00:17:06.000 Now, what you didn't get to see.
00:17:11.000 This is a problem.
00:17:12.000 I'm in here.
00:17:12.000 And then I pander to the white supremacist.
00:17:16.000 That's why I felt that's the problem.
00:17:17.000 That's the white supremacist over there.
00:17:19.000 Not you.
00:17:19.000 Not you.
00:17:20.000 Well, your pointing wasn't very precise.
00:17:23.000 Yeah, but come on, just get over it.
00:17:26.000 I mean, if the clan was going to elect a leader, yeah, it wouldn't be one of them.
00:17:30.000 It'd be Gerald.
00:17:31.000 Yeah, but they would be elected.
00:17:32.000 Yeah, they'd be electing him.
00:17:34.000 It'd be those three, like, Gerald, will you, will you lead us the live stream bae to the promised land?
00:17:43.000 Wait a minute.
00:17:44.000 That's them three.
00:17:44.000 Led to the promised land.
00:17:45.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:17:46.000 Of milk and honey and no Negroes.
00:17:50.000 Milk and honey and trauma sluts.
00:17:52.000 Trauma bears.
00:17:54.000 I really, yeah, no, I get the diaper and the sex.
00:17:57.000 When I have sex, I think I really need to take a shit on my bears.
00:18:01.000 All right, so now you guys are too far.
00:18:03.000 You guys are too far from the mantra.
00:18:05.000 So I'm not.
00:18:07.000 I'm right here.
00:18:08.000 It's right there.
00:18:09.000 I'm right where I'm supposed to be.
00:18:14.000 We said, well, you didn't get to see.
00:18:16.000 Oh, yeah.
00:18:17.000 It was this next Photoshop.
00:18:18.000 They tried a conservative against 30 leftists, but it turned out about how you'd expect.
00:18:23.000 Oh, God.
00:18:24.000 Oh, okay.
00:18:26.000 I know why that one didn't go on air.
00:18:28.000 I'm not sure.
00:18:29.000 That's just a pornography cover.
00:18:32.000 I think that might have been a movie that John watched.
00:18:35.000 No.
00:18:36.000 And then he was like, let's put that in the show.
00:18:39.000 Definitely wasn't mostly me.
00:18:41.000 Is this next one?
00:18:42.000 I'm trying to see.
00:18:43.000 Is this next one a 9-11 joke?
00:18:44.000 Is that why we didn't do it?
00:18:47.000 I see it's Islam.
00:18:48.000 It might be.
00:18:50.000 Maybe.
00:18:50.000 It's possible.
00:18:51.000 Every now and then.
00:18:52.000 I don't think this is the 9-11 joke.
00:18:54.000 Wait, There's like.
00:18:56.000 Oh.
00:18:57.000 Yeah, I don't even think that one is scrapyard.
00:18:59.000 I think that one is just.
00:19:02.000 Actually, why are we even talking about it?
00:19:03.000 No, I'm not.
00:19:04.000 No, no, this wasn't about 9-11.
00:19:05.000 It's not about 9-11.
00:19:06.000 It's not about 9-11.
00:19:07.000 It's about love and Islam.
00:19:08.000 I dreamt it, and then you two had the same dream.
00:19:10.000 We did.
00:19:11.000 And then we met and we said, let's just never talk about that dream.
00:19:14.000 No, Charlie Kirk came to me in a dream and told me a joke.
00:19:16.000 And I was like, we can't.
00:19:17.000 We can't tell that.
00:19:18.000 We're like, Charlie, you've developed an acid tongue in Dreamland.
00:19:22.000 It's weird.
00:19:24.000 So recently we covered.
00:19:28.000 Just show the clip, son of a bitch.
00:19:30.000 I'm trying to find solace in my faith, but how can I make peace with such heartbreak?
00:19:36.000 Just bitch.
00:19:37.000 Friends gave me an idea.
00:19:39.000 They sent me a bunch of searching Islam stories of love for answers to questions we all ask, which unravel the secrets of the Taj Mahal.
00:19:49.000 Illuminated a little-known story about Malcolm X and demonstrated how love can change the world.
00:19:55.000 Show the tramplings.
00:19:57.000 It's not just an emotion, it's a force.
00:20:00.000 What can it's like a sword?
00:20:02.000 We love very forceful.
00:20:03.000 Yeah, it chops your head off if you don't love.
00:20:06.000 Every heart breaks, and your heart must break.
00:20:08.000 But what a difference there is between a heart that merely breaks and a heart that breaks open.
00:20:16.000 On the floor.
00:20:18.000 What does that mean?
00:20:22.000 At least she's honest.
00:20:23.000 Right there with you, lady.
00:20:24.000 Yeah.
00:20:25.000 Sounds so stupid.
00:20:26.000 Yeah.
00:20:28.000 That sounded more like a plan.
00:20:29.000 Yeah.
00:20:30.000 All you do is sit around and say, I will break your heart.
00:20:32.000 Eat it in front of you.
00:20:34.000 What does that mean?
00:20:35.000 I feel like you're not getting this.
00:20:37.000 I'm being pretty honest.
00:20:38.000 So we plan to tag on a few clips to make fun of some other expressions of love in Islam.
00:20:45.000 Of course, there are a bunch of rape things because that's it, but we didn't.
00:20:48.000 Don't worry.
00:20:49.000 We cut it down before scrapping it entirely because it just got too sad before we made it to the funny part, which may or may not come, honestly.
00:20:57.000 Now, looking back at this segment, I have no idea.
00:21:00.000 So, also included in back in time, also included in Muslim love.
00:21:06.000 I forget what this clip's going to be, so I don't just go with it.
00:21:09.000 fashion it's a it's a new kind of vest That's the pickup square I'm quoting.
00:21:26.000 The face of a martyr.
00:21:39.000 He seems to have only blown himself up.
00:21:41.000 Yeah, it doesn't.
00:21:43.000 He didn't make it to Paris.
00:21:44.000 No, or Prague?
00:21:46.000 I don't know.
00:21:47.000 It was a prank.
00:21:48.000 You understand why it's you understand why they were hazing him?
00:21:52.000 Yeah, the donkey shows that they were hazing the new terrorist.
00:21:56.000 Yeah, they blew him up too.
00:21:58.000 Right.
00:21:58.000 Art reflects life.
00:21:59.000 Yeah.
00:22:00.000 So the love of fashion.
00:22:01.000 That one was a miss.
00:22:03.000 Their love of spectacles.
00:22:06.000 Oh, my God.
00:22:11.000 That was a big firework.
00:22:17.000 I don't know.
00:22:19.000 And then, finally, their love of zoology.
00:22:22.000 Oh.
00:22:22.000 Love is all around me.
00:22:25.000 I saw the feeling right before.
00:22:31.000 Oh, okay.
00:22:34.000 You know what?
00:22:34.000 Looking back, I would have made it through the forest to reach the promised land.
00:22:39.000 It was worth the sad because I particularly find it amusing when they have sex with a donkey.
00:22:44.000 It's a goat.
00:22:45.000 Or a goat, I think.
00:22:46.000 Yeah, you don't want to mess with a donkey.
00:22:47.000 I saw what they did in a marshmallow.
00:22:48.000 It'd get kicked.
00:22:51.000 Goats put up too much of a fire.
00:22:52.000 I'm sorry, donkeys.
00:22:54.000 Let me see.
00:22:54.000 What's this scrapyard?
00:22:58.000 Let me see.
00:22:59.000 What do we have?
00:23:00.000 What do we have?
00:23:00.000 What are we thinking?
00:23:01.000 Oh, yeah, the Mussolini thing.
00:23:02.000 Okay, all right.
00:23:03.000 All right.
00:23:03.000 There's a Mussolini one, yeah.
00:23:05.000 I don't know what it is.
00:23:05.000 So we'll skip the Guatemala Congresswoman.
00:23:07.000 There's no clip there, so why not?
00:23:08.000 It's just fine.
00:23:12.000 Yeah.
00:23:12.000 I'm running down to Never Do a Scrap Yard Again.
00:23:14.000 Okay.
00:23:15.000 All right.
00:23:16.000 And then scrap that.
00:23:17.000 Yeah.
00:23:18.000 Yeah.
00:23:18.000 You know what?
00:23:19.000 I changed my mind, bitch.
00:23:21.000 So funny.
00:23:22.000 None of this could make Airbus unless we put it all together.
00:23:25.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:23:25.000 These are like subprime loans.
00:23:27.000 That's why it's like when people ask me, like, oh, Nick Fuentes, I'm like, look, I disagree with him a lot, but like, I know what it feels like to get sandbagged or maligned because I was that for years.
00:23:37.000 And then I do this and I'm like, I should have been that.
00:23:40.000 This is why.
00:23:41.000 What you see before you right now.
00:23:45.000 Hey, Joke.
00:23:45.000 Did you say this?
00:23:46.000 I'm like, no.
00:23:47.000 And then they play the clip.
00:23:48.000 I'm like, oh, yeah, that was a suicide bombing thing.
00:23:53.000 No, I know, because now we do this.
00:23:55.000 Now someone goes, did you say this?
00:23:56.000 And you go, no.
00:23:58.000 Well, no, because we actually scrapped that.
00:24:00.000 We scrapped it.
00:24:01.000 We didn't say it.
00:24:01.000 We scrapped it.
00:24:02.000 If anything, we should be given credit for our discernment.
00:24:06.000 Yes, allies.
00:24:07.000 Yeah.
00:24:08.000 Yeah.
00:24:08.000 Heroes.
00:24:08.000 Yes, exactly.
00:24:10.000 Not like you, the Axis.
00:24:13.000 Back in July, the Democrats held a youth summit hosted by a furry.
00:24:17.000 That's a real thing.
00:24:18.000 Yeah.
00:24:19.000 No one showed up, but yours truly did make an appearance.
00:24:23.000 What the f is up?
00:24:25.000 Let's go.
00:24:28.000 It's like a South Part cable.
00:24:30.000 I don't think that this will be super necessary because you all seem really cool, smart, and who the fk are we and why are we here in a panda head?
00:24:38.000 And I also have had a long-term feud with former presidential candidate Marianne Williamson because she sucks.
00:24:46.000 Memes change people's minds.
00:24:50.000 Hey, there you are.
00:24:54.000 So what's a meme, huh?
00:24:56.000 Come on, people.
00:24:57.000 Look alive.
00:24:59.000 Oh, you mean you didn't liven them up with your ultra-topical Marianne Williamson thing?
00:25:05.000 Didn't even do any kung fu.
00:25:06.000 Yeah.
00:25:07.000 But let me break out my impression of Nixon.
00:25:10.000 He should have cussed more.
00:25:11.000 It's really edgy.
00:25:11.000 It makes more.
00:25:12.000 That's how I know they're real.
00:25:14.000 So we put together a couple of our own memes, but just said like, no.
00:25:20.000 So, but now we said, yeah.
00:25:21.000 So might as well.
00:25:23.000 They didn't know, but some of the attendees actually did recognize my image and found it, of course, to be in poor taste.
00:25:29.000 but not as bad as the bad luck Mussolini me.
00:25:39.000 So goofy.
00:25:41.000 Well, we cut that because Bad Luck Brian is kind of like early, like 20 teens, but this did make air.
00:25:47.000 Or the none of my business Hitler.
00:25:49.000 So that's the one that you saw.
00:25:53.000 Is that just none of my business?
00:25:55.000 I just keep it.
00:25:56.000 I hope that's more, but I bombs a Lipton factory.
00:25:59.000 Oh, no.
00:26:00.000 That was unfortunate.
00:26:01.000 I guess it's a different tea from a different company.
00:26:05.000 Luziam.
00:26:06.000 There's one called like, oh, Typhoo for me.
00:26:08.000 That's an Irish.
00:26:09.000 I don't know what I'm getting.
00:26:10.000 You're forgetting brisk, baby.
00:26:11.000 Brisk.
00:26:12.000 That's brisk.
00:26:13.000 Get in there.
00:26:13.000 All right.
00:26:14.000 Get in there.
00:26:15.000 Bob those factories.
00:26:16.000 What is this?
00:26:16.000 Government shutdown.
00:26:17.000 Okay.
00:26:18.000 All right.
00:26:18.000 We'll do this one.
00:26:21.000 Did we talk you into it?
00:26:22.000 I don't know.
00:26:23.000 I don't know what's going on.
00:26:23.000 This is scrapyard.
00:26:26.000 You guys can make it more fun, too.
00:26:27.000 Yeah.
00:26:28.000 Hey, I'm not the one complaining.
00:26:29.000 It's illegal grumpy pants.
00:26:31.000 Yeah, I know.
00:26:31.000 It's all it's talking about.
00:26:33.000 Yeah, the white supremacist peanut gallery.
00:26:35.000 It's methrow.
00:26:36.000 Yeah.
00:26:36.000 They're like the white supremacist Muppet hecklers.
00:26:38.000 Like, oh, these are terrible jokes.
00:26:40.000 Oh, you're ashamed of your race.
00:26:43.000 You're ashamed of any race.
00:26:47.000 Hell.
00:26:50.000 A little Muppet arm.
00:26:54.000 All right.
00:26:54.000 Does that make the Muppet racist or the person controlling them?
00:26:58.000 I don't know if you know this.
00:26:59.000 Muppets aren't real.
00:27:01.000 All right, here we go.
00:27:02.000 Are we sure?
00:27:04.000 I'm not sure about anything.
00:27:05.000 Did you just want to make me sure?
00:27:07.000 Yeah, let's do it.
00:27:08.000 You know what?
00:27:08.000 You guys, you guys, I hope you enjoy the unemployment line because when I lose my self-confidence, no one eats.
00:27:14.000 That's true, but you should be confident.
00:27:16.000 Yeah, thanks.
00:27:16.000 Yeah.
00:27:17.000 Give it a world.
00:27:18.000 Yeah, that's a participation trophy.
00:27:19.000 It helps zero.
00:27:20.000 I know I just took an L. Exercise.
00:27:31.000 The worst group in the country.
00:27:32.000 I don't remember if this was an all.
00:27:34.000 It was tagged on to some story.
00:27:36.000 So from educators, they're the worst.
00:27:39.000 From pre-K to college, everywhere in between.
00:27:41.000 Believe me, ignore what you just saw.
00:27:44.000 They're worse than anyone else, including us.
00:27:46.000 They're mourning a literal fascist who hated gay people and minorities and spent every waking moment and every ounce of his energy spreading hatred.
00:27:56.000 Bears?
00:27:57.000 Oh.
00:27:58.000 Oh.
00:27:59.000 I think we like saw karma octagons.
00:28:02.000 So we're talking about Charlie Kirk.
00:28:04.000 A college of Sequoia student took this video.
00:28:07.000 Yeah, I hope everyone of his family dies and their children and their grandchildren and their grandchildren and they're going to kill him to eternity.
00:28:14.000 The student who wants to remain the same father them and then you're going to have a biology class.
00:28:20.000 And then you watch the assassination of Kirk on loop for an hour.
00:28:24.000 Tell me that wasn't karma doing her finest book.
00:28:30.000 Whoever hit your face wasn't.
00:28:33.000 Whoever her neck ran off to.
00:28:34.000 He was a white supremacist.
00:28:36.000 He died tragically and was still a terrible person and flag should not be flown at half mats.
00:28:40.000 This isn't just a case of white on white crime.
00:28:42.000 It's white gangs versus other white gangs.
00:28:44.000 White supremacy and specifically white cis males are the biggest threat to our country.
00:28:48.000 And sadly, it's always been like that.
00:28:50.000 I say all of this as a white cis male, as a parent of two white sons, as a national board certified history teacher.
00:28:57.000 Poor kids.
00:28:57.000 So first off, if anyone refers to themselves as cis, they're ironically probably a faggot.
00:29:04.000 Faggot!
00:29:05.000 That's true.
00:29:06.000 Does National Board certified history teacher really need to be said?
00:29:09.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:29:10.000 You say National Board certified?
00:29:12.000 What do you mean?
00:29:13.000 What is this?
00:29:13.000 The difference between a Corolla that's Toyota certified?
00:29:16.000 Right.
00:29:16.000 Do you know if this faggot is approved by the National History Association?
00:29:20.000 I don't know.
00:29:23.000 Nobody knows.
00:29:23.000 So here's the thing.
00:29:24.000 When this happened with Charlie Kirk, because obviously we do, you know, as we do a comedy show, like we wrote a bunch of jokes in dealing with the left.
00:29:31.000 And then we know that a lot of conservatives would say like, oh, you're making light of it.
00:29:34.000 And so a lot of things were just scrapped.
00:29:36.000 But of course, this is how we deal with everything.
00:29:38.000 This is how we deal with anything that's traumatic.
00:29:40.000 And really, hopefully, people being adults, you can understand the context that that's evil to actually show children an assassination video and then speak from what resembled like her neck hole.
00:29:51.000 Like she looked like she was someone who had a tracheotomy, that lady.
00:29:54.000 Geez.
00:29:55.000 I don't know where I'm going.
00:29:55.000 I'm pretty sure her neck hole is filled with pie.
00:29:57.000 Yes.
00:30:00.000 Shut your pie hole.
00:30:01.000 Okay, you know that's a low-board.
00:30:06.000 This hole has taken the only thing I love.
00:30:11.000 What happened to you, Paul Malls?
00:30:13.000 No, Entemens.
00:30:16.000 Bye.
00:30:18.000 Bye.
00:30:19.000 That's our lamenting pie.
00:30:23.000 So, you know, you had a Canadian teacher who showed 10-year-olds a video of Charlie Kirk's assassination, said that Charlie Kirk deserved it and lectured kids on trans issues and anti-fascism.
00:30:31.000 And so I think we wrote, this is what we wrote.
00:30:35.000 The teacher allegedly showed Charlie Kirk's assassination video to 10 and 11-year-olds, told students that he deserved, quote, to be killed.
00:30:42.000 It was the first video lesson in a curriculum series of video lessons titled, They Deserved It.
00:30:49.000 Yeah, see, there you go.
00:30:51.000 So actually, that's venerating Charlie Kirk, but it was just we were like, yeah, it's not funny enough.
00:30:57.000 We got our 9-11 joke in there.
00:30:58.000 We didn't get a 9-11 joke in there.
00:31:00.000 And by the way, all of these three joke.
00:31:02.000 All of these were undeserved.
00:31:05.000 That's the theme.
00:31:06.000 Yeah.
00:31:07.000 Yeah.
00:31:08.000 I guess the best way to get out of this is, you know what?
00:31:10.000 Oh, kids love the BTS, not the Korean pop band.
00:31:13.000 They're all cis.
00:31:15.000 I think they're all 40 now.
00:31:16.000 Let's go to who can tell.
00:31:18.000 What are you saying, Josh?
00:31:20.000 I don't know.
00:31:21.000 It's like they look 20 until they're 90, and then they look like the crypt.
00:31:24.000 Let's go to BTS.
00:31:38.000 Need to have a conversation.
00:31:40.000 Yeah, remember that when someone was like, we're going to tape, and we've had people want to come in and do documentaries.
00:31:43.000 Like, yeah, we want to tape run through.
00:31:45.000 Not so much.
00:31:46.000 Remember when one guy was here, who shall remain nameless, nice guy, actually.
00:31:50.000 And he said, Yeah, no, I don't want, maybe we shouldn't do that because I don't want people seeing you joking about like Indians sucking on their mom's tits.
00:31:57.000 I was like, oh no, that made air.
00:31:58.000 That was real.
00:31:59.000 That was on air.
00:32:00.000 You're conflating run through.
00:32:02.000 Run through was worse.
00:32:03.000 That was Rosh Hashanah.
00:32:05.000 Rajasthan.
00:32:06.000 Rajasthan.
00:32:07.000 That's not Rajashan.
00:32:08.000 Sorry.
00:32:08.000 Rajasthan.
00:32:10.000 Rajasthan?
00:32:11.000 Yeah, India.
00:32:12.000 In Rajasthan during Rosh Hashanah.
00:32:14.000 Oh, okay.
00:32:14.000 By the way.
00:32:15.000 They hushed that mama.
00:32:16.000 Good news.
00:32:18.000 Toolman's mother has legally adopted me, so I'm halfway.
00:32:21.000 You're halfway there.
00:32:22.000 Halfway there.
00:32:22.000 You just had a few dates to my spite suckle.
00:32:24.000 You need a Hallmark Christmas movie.
00:32:26.000 You're on your way.
00:32:28.000 I told him it's the worst.
00:32:29.000 Like, I'm not good at keeping secrets.
00:32:31.000 Like, if it's a matter of life or death, fine.
00:32:33.000 But people here know, like, don't, don't tell Stephen because then it's going to be in his head.
00:32:37.000 And I was giving Tim, I was roasting just for some reason about his mom.
00:32:40.000 Like, I'm going to have your mom legally adopt me so that I can marry your sister so that then I have to breastfeed and I'm going to convert to Hinduism.
00:32:46.000 And he was like, don't say that because my mom watches the show.
00:32:49.000 And I was like, I said, okay.
00:32:52.000 And then the very first thing, I don't even think we got to the rundown.
00:32:54.000 I'm like, Rajash, Mom, stands.
00:32:57.000 Because it's in my head.
00:32:57.000 It's like, Matt.
00:32:58.000 Here's the light up.
00:33:04.000 Timple's up next.
00:33:12.000 So do we have the run-through song?
00:33:15.000 Yeah.
00:33:15.000 Yeah, that's the top one.
00:33:16.000 Okay.
00:33:17.000 Okay.
00:33:17.000 So here's speaking of run-through.
00:33:19.000 Again, I'm parenting, because what happened?
00:33:20.000 My shirt is riding up.
00:33:21.000 So it's my crime.
00:33:22.000 You too.
00:33:23.000 So actually, Billy the Kid, who operates a sound here, and you know when he misses a speaker.
00:33:31.000 Yes.
00:33:32.000 I'm like, Billy.
00:33:33.000 Billy.
00:33:34.000 But he actually has taken it upon himself.
00:33:37.000 So we do run through about, well, we do it a little while before the show.
00:33:40.000 Whoever has to get in here, we go through the stories and we kind of, you know, we decide what should be, for example, scrapyarded, like you just saw.
00:33:48.000 And sometimes, you know, we were less formal.
00:33:52.000 I don't want to say less formal, but sometimes I was late and people were late because we would like running.
00:33:55.000 So we go, okay, we have to start on the second, right, run through at this time.
00:34:00.000 And actually, Billy the Kid on sound, he just created on his own, of his own volition, these songs that are played.
00:34:07.000 So picture this.
00:34:08.000 These songs are played over the speakers across this whole office and studio space to let people know that it's time to come to run through.
00:34:15.000 So I don't know how many songs are in here, but here's, I guess, a remix and see if you notice a theme.
00:34:21.000 And honestly, it brightens up everyone's morning because he comes up with a new one maybe about every week or so and just gets added to the queue.
00:34:28.000 And we never miss run-through anymore.
00:34:30.000 good job I think this is the first one, right?
00:34:41.000 Yeah.
00:34:42.000 Yeah.
00:34:43.000 Now.
00:34:43.000 Y'all ready for this?
00:34:48.000 Guys are gay.
00:35:04.000 I was struggling to imagine someone inside me.
00:35:10.000 Runthroom coming in on the sofa.
00:35:14.000 I love this one.
00:35:16.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:35:19.000 How'd it change if she ever found out?
00:35:23.000 I'm not a boob guy.
00:35:29.000 Do it now.
00:35:29.000 Come in and run through.
00:35:31.000 Get in here.
00:35:32.000 Do it.
00:35:32.000 I need to feel your touch.
00:35:34.000 I'm going to run through.
00:35:38.000 I'm going to run through.
00:35:42.000 Mana.
00:35:43.000 Oh yeah.
00:35:45.000 I really don't know that I want the Negroes on this side of town.
00:35:51.000 I'm a little racist.
00:35:54.000 This is one of my favorites.
00:35:59.000 Bring me your dream.
00:36:02.000 Make him the cutest.
00:36:03.000 First pup is free.
00:36:07.000 Can you milk me?
00:36:17.000 I can't play the camp with my penis.
00:36:19.000 Just in the time.
00:36:21.000 Quickly.
00:36:22.000 I hear the drop-through.
00:36:25.000 It's rolling around the fence.
00:36:27.000 And I ain't seen the sunshine since.
00:36:30.000 I am looking to find a man.
00:36:35.000 And it's ending.
00:36:36.000 And you're like, oh, wow, that's not so bad.
00:36:43.000 Oh, yeah.
00:36:51.000 Hold your holes.
00:36:54.000 No, I'm going to spit it out.
00:36:58.000 It's a Friday run-through.
00:37:06.000 I want to ride his train.
00:37:15.000 By the way, I just thought of one.
00:37:17.000 I got a suggestion for you to mess with.
00:37:18.000 All right.
00:37:19.000 Let's keep it covert because those are fun.
00:37:21.000 Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.
00:37:22.000 They are fun.
00:37:22.000 That's why I was saying, like, this is not the right place for everyone to work.
00:37:25.000 No, I think that's only half of them.
00:37:27.000 That's only half of you.
00:37:29.000 That was a lot of them.
00:37:30.000 I got 26 of them.
00:37:32.000 It started innocently enough.
00:37:34.000 We collaborated on one.
00:37:36.000 That's a marathon.
00:37:37.000 That's a marathon of run-through.
00:37:38.000 You know, it's like a locker room.
00:37:39.000 It's a pep talk.
00:37:40.000 And he's like, you know what?
00:37:41.000 I've got all these audio.
00:37:42.000 I could just throw that out context endlessly.
00:37:45.000 That's why when people go, you see like a hit piece and people are like, and he said this.
00:37:48.000 I'm like, you're not going to understand the answer to why we did this in this workspace.
00:37:53.000 What did he say about Negroes?
00:37:55.000 Did he really tell the black people to discover it?
00:37:57.000 Yeah.
00:37:57.000 The whole idea of the run-through song was Gerald's idea in the first place.
00:38:00.000 So this is what happens when Gerald produces it.
00:38:02.000 Oh, exactly.
00:38:03.000 Yeah.
00:38:03.000 It's one of those things.
00:38:04.000 Like, if you think you're going to get one up on someone else, you're like, oh, I know.
00:38:07.000 I'll suggest a run-through song.
00:38:08.000 I'll be safe because it's my suggestion.
00:38:10.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:38:11.000 Here you go.
00:38:13.000 It says a lot about Gerald's faith in Billy because he even recorded some of that.
00:38:18.000 Yes, that's true.
00:38:19.000 The run-through part?
00:38:20.000 He's like, Billy, you'll never do anything with those.
00:38:22.000 Oh, my gosh.
00:38:23.000 I wish we had that footage.
00:38:23.000 Like, Gerald with, you know, the one earphone, like, we are the world, Mike.
00:38:27.000 No, I was just sitting there.
00:38:28.000 Didn't like.
00:38:29.000 Can you milk me?
00:38:35.000 And Bob Dylan never shows up.
00:38:37.000 I thought this was like a whole collab.
00:38:40.000 All right.
00:38:42.000 And sometimes I'm trying to think, it's going to be hard for me to focus on anything else because now one of those are in my ass.
00:38:47.000 By the way, that Rebecca Black Friday, she caught some unneeded guff for that.
00:38:52.000 Like, she was just a kid doing a song.
00:38:54.000 She can sing.
00:38:55.000 She's come out since.
00:38:55.000 And like, really, it's a problem with her parents who had that whole thing.
00:38:59.000 That's a job song.
00:39:00.000 I think that's the point.
00:39:01.000 You know what?
00:39:01.000 I don't mind it.
00:39:03.000 I too have been known to enjoy a Friday.
00:39:05.000 I don't hate it, but it is terrible.
00:39:07.000 I like a lot of things that are terrible.
00:39:09.000 Yeah.
00:39:09.000 Yeah.
00:39:10.000 So.
00:39:11.000 Yeah.
00:39:11.000 I know that about me.
00:39:12.000 Yeah, I know.
00:39:13.000 Yeah.
00:39:13.000 What?
00:39:14.000 Let me like some things that are terrible.
00:39:16.000 Yeah, I like some things that are terrible.
00:39:17.000 Demographic changes.
00:39:18.000 Other than this song, he doesn't mind that.
00:39:22.000 They got a big fat ass.
00:39:27.000 I mean, I don't like the way she talked to me, but I like to watch her leave.
00:39:31.000 Yeah, I don't know why you turn into Tracy Morgan.
00:39:33.000 Hey, we got a demographic change as to what is the great replacement with a big fat ass.
00:39:42.000 Watch Pierce will ask me about that next time I'm on.
00:39:44.000 You will.
00:39:46.000 So sometimes we find a way to parody like some old classic commercials, and sometimes the magic just takes over.
00:39:54.000 So in this one, Joshi definitely didn't like it.
00:39:59.000 Look at this stuff.
00:40:00.000 Some cereal.
00:40:02.000 There was a famous commercial for life cereal.
00:40:05.000 And I don't know if this was late 70s or early 80s.
00:40:08.000 The memorable saying was, Mikey, he likes it.
00:40:11.000 Hey, Mikey!
00:40:12.000 He likes it.
00:40:13.000 So we are doing a parody for 1775 coffee called Joshi Likes It.
00:40:20.000 And action.
00:40:22.000 What's this stuff?
00:40:23.000 It's 1775 coffee.
00:40:25.000 It's supposed to be good for you.
00:40:27.000 I'm fucking trying it.
00:40:28.000 Let's get Joshie.
00:40:30.000 Yeah.
00:40:31.000 He wanted funny.
00:40:34.000 He likes everything.
00:40:35.000 It still makes no bad writing, so he won't drink if he ate it.
00:40:38.000 Okay, sorry.
00:40:39.000 It really doesn't make any sense.
00:40:40.000 And Cheryl, if you could lean in more towards Steven, he's actually got his cheek on his arm for a lot of that.
00:40:48.000 I like that.
00:40:51.000 I'm just going for comfort.
00:40:52.000 Fine, guys.
00:40:57.000 He didn't flinch.
00:40:57.000 It's not the first time.
00:41:00.000 And action.
00:41:02.000 Yeah.
00:41:02.000 Yeah.
00:41:03.000 What the hell is this?
00:41:10.000 He likes it!
00:41:11.000 Yeah.
00:41:11.000 Hey, Joshi.
00:41:14.000 What?
00:41:16.000 What's up with this getup?
00:41:17.000 What are you doing?
00:41:21.000 Didn't she have break fluid?
00:41:26.000 You say next, let's make him.
00:41:29.000 Sorry.
00:41:34.000 And action.
00:41:35.000 What the hell is up with this getup?
00:41:37.000 What are you guys doing?
00:41:38.000 Let's make him drink break fluid next.
00:41:42.000 All right, I'll play along.
00:41:47.000 What is that?
00:41:52.000 It's Maxwell House.
00:41:53.000 We give him Maxwell House.
00:41:54.000 Oh, no.
00:41:58.000 Mom's going to be pissed.
00:42:04.000 Just hit one product shop with that in the background, and then we'll run.
00:42:08.000 1775 coffee.
00:42:11.000 Joshi tested.
00:42:12.000 Joshi approved.
00:42:43.000 That was fun.
00:42:44.000 Silly.
00:42:46.000 That's actually the only sponsor I think that we ever switched a specific product category, 1725, to Blackout, because I was, you know, I always wanted to, and sometimes you just go, you know, this makes me, I'm able to do my own blend, the strange animal brew, and that's kind of what I wanted all along.
00:42:59.000 So there's been a lot of supply chain issues, too, with coffee.
00:43:03.000 All right.
00:43:04.000 Oh, this next one.
00:43:05.000 One of my all-time favorite hate noodles.
00:43:08.000 This makes me wonder.
00:43:10.000 Have we ever run the obscene documentary, The Behind the Music?
00:43:14.000 We have not.
00:43:14.000 No.
00:43:14.000 Did we make those changes?
00:43:16.000 We said we did to the.
00:43:17.000 I believe, yeah, I believe we wanted some inserts, some magazine covers, and paparazzi.
00:43:22.000 Yeah, drop that in my review thing.
00:43:23.000 So we had, so this, it'll make sense.
00:43:26.000 And it won't.
00:43:27.000 So one of my favorite commercials that we did was the we did the one with a system of a down kind of parody.
00:43:32.000 Yeah, it was also 1775.
00:43:34.000 That's right.
00:43:35.000 And we made up a band.
00:43:36.000 We were like, what?
00:43:38.000 I brought Papa Roach to it.
00:43:40.000 Like that kind of limp biscuit.
00:43:42.000 I bought like a limp biscuit.
00:43:43.000 I brought that down.
00:43:45.000 Armand, whatever his name was.
00:43:49.000 I think I changed to Serge Surukian was the name of the character.
00:43:52.000 It was system of a down, you know, sort of a send-up Armanian.
00:43:54.000 And it became that metal, new metal band.
00:43:56.000 And we kind of went with the same theme, only in this case, it was a commercial for clear, but Josh and I in this one thing it was Creed.
00:44:06.000 Got carried away.
00:44:07.000 And it's similar.
00:44:08.000 The amount of work that went into this, the amount of work that went, and for people who, I know some people are going like, I don't get it, but it's worth it.
00:44:17.000 You can go and watch the original Creed video and go, oh, okay, this was spot on.
00:44:22.000 So to me, it's always funny when you put a lot of work into something that's a throwaway and you pretty much use once.
00:44:27.000 So we probably spent a little too much time and effort on this one, but I'd say the payoff was worth it.
00:44:32.000 It was.
00:44:33.000 And we were stoked, too, because we came up with this idea based.
00:44:36.000 It was solely based on the idea of dueling Scott Stapps.
00:44:40.000 Yes.
00:44:40.000 And then we kind of worked backwards from there.
00:44:42.000 We're like, oh, this would be great for clear.
00:44:43.000 Yeah.
00:44:44.000 And then we didn't have a scheduled clear spot for like three months.
00:44:48.000 I think it started with a, we were riffing and doing dueling Scott Stapps on air.
00:44:53.000 Yeah.
00:44:53.000 And then we're like, that is a million-dollar idea.
00:44:58.000 So then dueling Scott Staps, which sat on the back burner, we just said, ah, this is as good as any nasal spray.
00:45:05.000 And here is how it turned out.
00:45:08.000 Spray me now.
00:45:11.000 I six sweets and the hell of this.
00:45:15.000 Who gave me one spring?
00:45:39.000 Roll cameras, roll sound.
00:45:41.000 You see how silly this all is.
00:45:43.000 We're shooting a Creed parody.
00:45:45.000 It's going to manifest itself in the form of a Creed commercial.
00:45:49.000 Clear commercial.
00:45:50.000 I never asked for a Creed commercial.
00:45:52.000 Stop interrupting.
00:45:53.000 It's a clear commercial.
00:45:54.000 And people are interrupting.
00:45:56.000 Well, we messed it up.
00:45:56.000 It's clear.
00:45:58.000 I'm pretty sure I heard Creed.
00:46:00.000 It's a Creed commercial in the form of a Clear ad.
00:46:03.000 That just makes me know.
00:46:05.000 Favorite Creed song, Josh?
00:46:07.000 Go.
00:46:10.000 I'll put this one.
00:46:11.000 Higher.
00:46:11.000 Okay.
00:46:12.000 No.
00:46:12.000 This one's one last breath.
00:46:23.000 And action.
00:46:24.000 Can you fix my dryer?
00:46:30.000 This one refuses to dry my clothes.
00:46:34.000 Clear commercial, right?
00:46:34.000 It's a clear ad in the form of a creed parody.
00:46:37.000 There we go.
00:46:37.000 I did it.
00:46:39.000 Right?
00:46:41.000 Yeah.
00:46:43.000 Promise.
00:46:46.000 I'm sorry.
00:46:47.000 Guys, we're shooting.
00:46:48.000 All right.
00:46:51.000 They learned their lesson.
00:46:52.000 Don't worry.
00:46:52.000 Yeah.
00:46:55.000 Yeah, we just got stabbed in their face.
00:46:57.000 Scott Stapp is in the studio today.
00:46:59.000 Two of them.
00:47:01.000 Two steps are better than one.
00:47:05.000 When filming this, I got a stap infection.
00:47:09.000 Leather paint over my ass.
00:47:11.000 Look like he was doing thirst traps on Instagram.
00:47:14.000 This is right after our vacation, so you were nice and tan.
00:47:17.000 I know.
00:47:17.000 I need to get tan again.
00:47:35.000 Now?
00:47:39.000 Or I may have to see.
00:47:42.000 If I don't scream in my face, I may sneeze.
00:47:46.000 Hatchy, hatchet, hatchy, hatchet.
00:47:52.000 Oh, the callback.
00:47:54.000 I'm like, what is this?
00:48:15.000 Did we already show the side-by-side of the original creed video in another BTS?
00:48:19.000 I don't think we did because the side-by-side would have been great if we had.
00:48:23.000 Can they get that to you, Toolman?
00:48:25.000 Because we saw that at one point.
00:48:26.000 Didn't we do a side-by-side of the original creed video?
00:48:29.000 Sure.
00:48:29.000 We'll play it.
00:48:30.000 Okay, figure it out.
00:48:31.000 Oh, fuck off.
00:48:34.000 We might have done it.
00:48:35.000 We might have done it.
00:48:35.000 I think we did do it.
00:48:36.000 I mean, we did do the commercial we might have.
00:48:38.000 I don't think we did, actually.
00:48:39.000 Because we had that callback in the same episode.
00:48:43.000 Am I dreaming?
00:48:44.000 Didn't you see a side-by-side of the original video?
00:48:46.000 I think maybe it was on a social, like a social post, maybe?
00:48:49.000 Oh, okay.
00:48:49.000 Maybe there.
00:48:50.000 Maybe that makes sense.
00:48:51.000 Because everyone here did a great job.
00:48:52.000 They got it really close.
00:48:53.000 And you can see that the production, they still didn't understand what we were doing.
00:48:56.000 No, not in the middle of it.
00:48:57.000 But how, like, it's so funny.
00:48:58.000 Like, how stupid did you feel doing that?
00:49:02.000 Oh, and I felt like a rock star.
00:49:03.000 I didn't feel stupid at all.
00:49:04.000 I'm with you.
00:49:05.000 I felt great.
00:49:06.000 Yeah, I felt really good about the way things were going.
00:49:08.000 Okay.
00:49:09.000 The direction in my life.
00:49:10.000 I felt sexy?
00:49:11.000 I felt sexy.
00:49:12.000 I felt, I mean, I felt talented.
00:49:14.000 I felt a little bit immobile with the tight leather pants.
00:49:18.000 I felt like wearing puka shells for the next three months.
00:49:20.000 Yeah, well, I felt that way after doing that interview with what's his name, Tim Tim Miller?
00:49:25.000 Yeah, the bulwark.
00:49:25.000 Yeah.
00:49:26.000 Because I saw him.
00:49:26.000 I was like, oh, that makes sense.
00:49:29.000 Yeah, but he pulls off the puka shell necklace really well.
00:49:32.000 Yeah, he doesn't.
00:49:32.000 No.
00:49:33.000 Nobody does.
00:49:34.000 Nobody does.
00:49:37.000 Okay, speaking of confusing, it makes no sense.
00:49:40.000 It makes sense.
00:49:41.000 This next one.
00:49:43.000 So it was, here's how this came to be.
00:49:46.000 Josh and I separately, we watched two different documentaries about like hauntings and poltergeists.
00:49:52.000 And then after we sort of cross-referenced, we sort of checked our notes, we realized, or we felt strongly that both documentaries were missing something, namely paranormal intercourse.
00:50:05.000 And so, and then I was watching mine and I was.
00:50:11.000 It's still not going to make sense if I explain it.
00:50:12.000 No.
00:50:13.000 I was like, the way this one guy was talking about the poltergeist, she was like, and it was, I could feel it.
00:50:19.000 She was close to me.
00:50:20.000 Like, I felt it touched the back of my neck.
00:50:22.000 I was like, does this guy want to bang this ghost?
00:50:23.000 Like, that's where it came from.
00:50:24.000 And then I had said, well, I just, that's funny because I just watched a documentary on Netflix where this guy actually had his own personal medium that followed him around, called her Becky, and everyone said it was too, it was too close of a weird relationship.
00:50:37.000 Right.
00:50:37.000 And then that turned into us just joking around for 10 minutes.
00:50:40.000 What if this guy's just using a paranormal series as like his own personal Tinder?
00:50:45.000 That's true.
00:50:47.000 So Mr. Hanjob was a flyer.
00:50:51.000 It was definitely a risk.
00:50:52.000 That's what we call it here.
00:50:54.000 But it did raise, if nothing else.
00:50:56.000 There's always some value amongst other things.
00:50:58.000 Questions and perhaps a few answers about what to expect in the afterlife.
00:51:03.000 Guess what?
00:51:03.000 We've got some paranormal activity going on here at the studio.
00:51:07.000 I was haunted by this spirit called Becky.
00:51:12.000 And we're going to interview one of the subjects to find out exactly what has been plaguing this place.
00:51:17.000 Is this the subject?
00:51:19.000 No.
00:51:19.000 It's called Mr. Handjob Better than the original Original names Yes Yes.
00:51:29.000 Still keeping that one to yourself?
00:51:31.000 Yep.
00:51:31.000 Whisper it.
00:51:32.000 Okay, Mr. J pants.
00:51:33.000 Hey, there it is.
00:51:34.000 Mr. Pants.
00:51:35.000 Hey, there goes Mr. Pants.
00:51:37.000 Hey, hey, stay away from Alan.
00:51:40.000 His pants are filled with because Johnny Boy was in there.
00:51:48.000 He's in an old video camera right here.
00:51:50.000 He's a bad boy.
00:51:51.000 Yeah.
00:51:52.000 But on the couch, I was sleeping.
00:51:54.000 And about thereafter, I said yes.
00:51:57.000 Probably up, down.
00:52:05.000 It doesn't look like that.
00:52:06.000 That camera angle right there.
00:52:07.000 Doesn't that look like Roseanne's couch?
00:52:12.000 It does.
00:52:13.000 Pop him like almost ready.
00:52:15.000 Three, two, one.
00:52:17.000 Action.
00:52:18.000 She offered me a hand job.
00:52:21.000 It's kind of cool.
00:52:22.000 Yeah?
00:52:22.000 I'll just play around and then you guys can jump cut.
00:52:24.000 And I'm the first, as far as I know, to get a hack job from an above-average ghost.
00:52:29.000 I was excited.
00:52:30.000 But you'd be too, wouldn't you?
00:52:32.000 I'd have changed my phone number because everyone was calling me.
00:52:35.000 Hey, you want to talk about your job from a ghost?
00:52:39.000 No.
00:52:40.000 No, don't.
00:52:41.000 I was like, oh, I was lying back.
00:52:47.000 Like scared.
00:52:50.000 I was.
00:52:52.000 They'd have a point if I had sex with her.
00:52:55.000 I didn't.
00:52:56.000 It's got a bunch of bastard ghost children running around either.
00:52:59.000 It wasn't even oral.
00:53:01.000 I don't know how that worked with the mouth.
00:53:04.000 Was it cold?
00:53:06.000 No.
00:53:06.000 She probably enjoyed giving a proper Alan to deny her in death.
00:53:13.000 I felt warm, but that could be because of the flashing effect in the orgasm.
00:53:20.000 Relax.
00:53:21.000 You know, like that.
00:53:26.000 I tried to contact Becky with a Ouija, and the last thing I thought would happen was that I would be ghosted by a ghost.
00:53:38.000 I told him my name was Becky.
00:53:44.000 Would it be too much if you got up and you had a saying right there?
00:53:47.000 Yeah.
00:53:52.000 All right, there's a wrap.
00:53:53.000 There you go.
00:53:54.000 All right.
00:53:57.000 Come on.
00:54:02.000 The best part about that sketch is the little, the little side, the little B-roll that we made.
00:54:09.000 Yeah.
00:54:10.000 I'm so glad that so much of it didn't make air.
00:54:14.000 It still doesn't make sense.
00:54:16.000 What else am I looking at?
00:54:17.000 Better.
00:54:17.000 Yeah, we got, let me see.
00:54:19.000 This one might, this might be a little too long.
00:54:20.000 Okay, one more BTS here.
00:54:22.000 I think we have room for one more, and then we're probably gonna have to send you guys out and see you next week.
00:54:27.000 Sometimes commercials are tough.
00:54:29.000 They're tough because, you know, we try not to just do like, hey, please go to so-and-so.com and purchase this.
00:54:36.000 But sometimes the product is just, you know, so useful or sort of, I mean, it sells itself, you know, like cigarettes.
00:54:47.000 They're just so darn cool.
00:54:49.000 Cool, delicious.
00:54:50.000 They make you feel good.
00:54:52.000 There's nothing I can write that's gonna be more effective than that.
00:54:55.000 Don't smoke.
00:54:57.000 And one of those is Stop Box.
00:55:00.000 It just, it works.
00:55:01.000 It's easy.
00:55:02.000 Anyone who's had to fiddle around with like biometric safes, I mean, I have one.
00:55:05.000 It's just awful.
00:55:07.000 It's just awful.
00:55:08.000 I use it for range toy guns just to make sure, you know, that things are stored away.
00:55:12.000 Stop box is something we actually use.
00:55:13.000 We have a bunch of them here around the office.
00:55:14.000 I have them at home.
00:55:15.000 So we decided, though, okay, let's create some real world.
00:55:19.000 Because that's one thing is we're very, it's, you know, the more raw it is, the more authentic it is, the more relatable it is.
00:55:24.000 You're like, oh, I could, yeah, that would be good, wouldn't it?
00:55:27.000 So we created real-world scenarios to show you how effective they can be when you need quick access to your firearm, and that became a batch of commercials.
00:55:38.000 And give it, Chevy Pal.
00:55:44.000 Hey, Jesse.
00:55:47.000 Oh, look.
00:55:49.000 BTS.
00:55:49.000 Yeah.
00:55:50.000 You guys, you're always here.
00:55:54.000 Commercial forum.
00:55:56.000 Stop box.
00:55:58.000 We'll make a fine-planed product for housing safely and easily accessible.
00:56:03.000 your home firearm.
00:56:12.000 It's right here in this biometric safe.
00:56:15.000 Hurry.
00:56:17.000 Is that where you want me to get up?
00:56:19.000 Yes, yes, right at hurt.
00:56:24.000 Nice sleeping socks.
00:56:25.000 Don't come in.
00:56:26.000 We have a gun.
00:56:31.000 No, he doesn't.
00:56:32.000 Fat ass got chalk all over his fingers.
00:56:40.000 Not using what y'all are saying right now.
00:56:42.000 This is just for them.
00:56:45.000 I have access to the main electrical board!
00:57:10.000 Pick a card, any card.
00:57:17.000 Which?
00:57:18.000 That's right.
00:57:18.000 I'm supposed to face it towards him.
00:57:21.000 Is it the seven of hearts?
00:57:29.000 I love you in every big deal of games since 2006.
00:57:39.000 Scott, you weren't supposed to fall.
00:57:42.000 Hello, handsome.
00:57:44.000 I don't like that you moron.
00:57:49.000 I don't like that you moron.
00:57:50.000 You moron.
00:57:51.000 Okay, right.
00:57:52.000 Why are you all calling it?
00:57:55.000 Break my ass.
00:57:59.000 All right, that's a wrap on Steven Dunn.
00:58:02.000 Thank you.
00:58:02.000 This really goes.
00:58:04.000 There we go.
00:58:10.000 Also, maybe someone in the check, you can explain to me boxers.
00:58:14.000 I just don't, I don't get them.
00:58:15.000 They are anything but supportive, and people are like, I have more room.
00:58:18.000 No, it's there.
00:58:19.000 They still make boxers with a seam in the middle.
00:58:23.000 It becomes a wire.
00:58:25.000 It becomes like a cable.
00:58:27.000 You get your final destination, your ball.
00:58:31.000 I don't know about that.
00:58:32.000 How big is your set there?
00:58:34.000 Well, it's enough to be bothered by box.
00:58:38.000 I mean, boxer briefs.
00:58:39.000 Me too, bro.
00:58:41.000 Yeah.
00:58:41.000 Yeah.
00:58:42.000 All of us.
00:58:42.000 Yeah, me too.
00:58:43.000 I'm sorry if there's anyone here who wears boxers.
00:58:46.000 They're terrible.
00:58:46.000 Yeah, they still are.
00:58:47.000 Boxer briefs.
00:58:48.000 Strain me.
00:58:48.000 They're also unwedgeable.
00:58:50.000 I mean, from Nair Do Wells.
00:58:52.000 It's true.
00:58:52.000 All right.
00:58:53.000 By the way, we do have that side-by-side if you want to.
00:58:55.000 Yeah, so it's just been so long since we've done a scrap card.
00:58:57.000 We did put this together.
00:58:58.000 Yep.
00:58:58.000 And then I guess we never aired it.
00:58:59.000 Maybe we ran it on social.
00:59:01.000 So, all right, guys.
00:59:02.000 Well, we're going to see you.
00:59:04.000 I mean, I believe we're going to see you next week.
00:59:05.000 Yeah.
00:59:06.000 We'll see you next week.
00:59:07.000 We pull a candace like I'm going to see you Monday.
00:59:08.000 No, I'm not.
00:59:10.000 This is actually so you can see how close everyone here got it.
00:59:13.000 Because, you know, we write it and then we put ourselves in some silly outfits and we perform it as best we can and we have to present it.
00:59:18.000 But obviously a lot of work goes on behind the scenes and sometimes it goes unappreciated where people don't necessarily know how close of a match it is or how much work it takes to get something that's a parody that's actually a parody.
00:59:31.000 So we'll see you on Monday.
00:59:32.000 And here to play us out, a take off his new album is Sting.