It's Friday, Captain Morgan, and it's time for a Scrapyard! This week, the crew is joined by a very special guest to discuss the best and worst things they ve ever done, and the one thing they would never do again.
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00:03:35.000It's uh Friday, so it's Friday, so it's still 11 a.m. Friday, and uh, this is just but this is usually just a love letter to uh to the mug club to OG to Rumble Premium, yeah, because you guys always get this Friday, other people don't.
00:03:48.000And sometimes it's a grab bag, you don't know what's gonna happen.
00:03:51.000And we have a lot of stuff that we didn't use that rightfully shouldn't see the light of day, but we've decided I mean, I guess.
00:05:14.000I don't know how to send you there, but I've reached the point of paranoia because someone sent me a screen grab of me doing this, and then when I stop, it looks like my nipples.
00:05:22.000And they said, stop grabbing the nips.
00:05:23.000I'm doing this because my shirt rides.
00:06:23.000So we often have like a few watch and react options.
00:06:25.000Now, when we do that, though, we actually pick content that we think is interesting or amusing or we can contribute to in some meaningful way, as opposed to, you know, just like you see a lot of watch and reacts now, which is just someone watching.
00:13:01.000We had some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them.
00:13:10.000Yeah, and then he was indefinitely pulled off the air from ABC.
00:14:28.000You all look like you're in an audition room for like a one-line speaking role on a sitcom where a guy goes like, oh, I didn't want them moving into the neighborhood.
00:14:37.000And by then, we're talking about Jimmy Kimmel.
00:20:49.000We cut it down before scrapping it entirely because it just got too sad before we made it to the funny part, which may or may not come, honestly.
00:20:57.000Now, looking back at this segment, I have no idea.
00:21:00.000So, also included in back in time, also included in Muslim love.
00:21:06.000I forget what this clip's going to be, so I don't just go with it.
00:21:09.000fashion it's a it's a new kind of vest That's the pickup square I'm quoting.
00:23:27.000That's why it's like when people ask me, like, oh, Nick Fuentes, I'm like, look, I disagree with him a lot, but like, I know what it feels like to get sandbagged or maligned because I was that for years.
00:23:37.000And then I do this and I'm like, I should have been that.
00:24:30.000I don't think that this will be super necessary because you all seem really cool, smart, and who the fk are we and why are we here in a panda head?
00:24:38.000And I also have had a long-term feud with former presidential candidate Marianne Williamson because she sucks.
00:27:44.000They're worse than anyone else, including us.
00:27:46.000They're mourning a literal fascist who hated gay people and minorities and spent every waking moment and every ounce of his energy spreading hatred.
00:28:04.000A college of Sequoia student took this video.
00:28:07.000Yeah, I hope everyone of his family dies and their children and their grandchildren and their grandchildren and they're going to kill him to eternity.
00:28:14.000The student who wants to remain the same father them and then you're going to have a biology class.
00:28:20.000And then you watch the assassination of Kirk on loop for an hour.
00:28:24.000Tell me that wasn't karma doing her finest book.
00:29:24.000When this happened with Charlie Kirk, because obviously we do, you know, as we do a comedy show, like we wrote a bunch of jokes in dealing with the left.
00:29:31.000And then we know that a lot of conservatives would say like, oh, you're making light of it.
00:29:34.000And so a lot of things were just scrapped.
00:29:36.000But of course, this is how we deal with everything.
00:29:38.000This is how we deal with anything that's traumatic.
00:29:40.000And really, hopefully, people being adults, you can understand the context that that's evil to actually show children an assassination video and then speak from what resembled like her neck hole.
00:29:51.000Like she looked like she was someone who had a tracheotomy, that lady.
00:30:23.000So, you know, you had a Canadian teacher who showed 10-year-olds a video of Charlie Kirk's assassination, said that Charlie Kirk deserved it and lectured kids on trans issues and anti-fascism.
00:30:31.000And so I think we wrote, this is what we wrote.
00:30:35.000The teacher allegedly showed Charlie Kirk's assassination video to 10 and 11-year-olds, told students that he deserved, quote, to be killed.
00:30:42.000It was the first video lesson in a curriculum series of video lessons titled, They Deserved It.
00:31:46.000Remember when one guy was here, who shall remain nameless, nice guy, actually.
00:31:50.000And he said, Yeah, no, I don't want, maybe we shouldn't do that because I don't want people seeing you joking about like Indians sucking on their mom's tits.
00:32:29.000Like, I'm not good at keeping secrets.
00:32:31.000Like, if it's a matter of life or death, fine.
00:32:33.000But people here know, like, don't, don't tell Stephen because then it's going to be in his head.
00:32:37.000And I was giving Tim, I was roasting just for some reason about his mom.
00:32:40.000Like, I'm going to have your mom legally adopt me so that I can marry your sister so that then I have to breastfeed and I'm going to convert to Hinduism.
00:32:46.000And he was like, don't say that because my mom watches the show.
00:33:34.000But he actually has taken it upon himself.
00:33:37.000So we do run through about, well, we do it a little while before the show.
00:33:40.000Whoever has to get in here, we go through the stories and we kind of, you know, we decide what should be, for example, scrapyarded, like you just saw.
00:33:48.000And sometimes, you know, we were less formal.
00:33:52.000I don't want to say less formal, but sometimes I was late and people were late because we would like running.
00:33:55.000So we go, okay, we have to start on the second, right, run through at this time.
00:34:00.000And actually, Billy the Kid on sound, he just created on his own, of his own volition, these songs that are played.
00:34:08.000These songs are played over the speakers across this whole office and studio space to let people know that it's time to come to run through.
00:34:15.000So I don't know how many songs are in here, but here's, I guess, a remix and see if you notice a theme.
00:34:21.000And honestly, it brightens up everyone's morning because he comes up with a new one maybe about every week or so and just gets added to the queue.
00:34:28.000And we never miss run-through anymore.
00:34:30.000good job I think this is the first one, right?
00:42:46.000That's actually the only sponsor I think that we ever switched a specific product category, 1725, to Blackout, because I was, you know, I always wanted to, and sometimes you just go, you know, this makes me, I'm able to do my own blend, the strange animal brew, and that's kind of what I wanted all along.
00:42:59.000So there's been a lot of supply chain issues, too, with coffee.
00:44:08.000The amount of work that went into this, the amount of work that went, and for people who, I know some people are going like, I don't get it, but it's worth it.
00:44:17.000You can go and watch the original Creed video and go, oh, okay, this was spot on.
00:44:22.000So to me, it's always funny when you put a lot of work into something that's a throwaway and you pretty much use once.
00:44:27.000So we probably spent a little too much time and effort on this one, but I'd say the payoff was worth it.
00:49:43.000So it was, here's how this came to be.
00:49:46.000Josh and I separately, we watched two different documentaries about like hauntings and poltergeists.
00:49:52.000And then after we sort of cross-referenced, we sort of checked our notes, we realized, or we felt strongly that both documentaries were missing something, namely paranormal intercourse.
00:50:05.000And so, and then I was watching mine and I was.
00:50:11.000It's still not going to make sense if I explain it.
00:50:24.000And then I had said, well, I just, that's funny because I just watched a documentary on Netflix where this guy actually had his own personal medium that followed him around, called her Becky, and everyone said it was too, it was too close of a weird relationship.
00:55:15.000So we decided, though, okay, let's create some real world.
00:55:19.000Because that's one thing is we're very, it's, you know, the more raw it is, the more authentic it is, the more relatable it is.
00:55:24.000You're like, oh, I could, yeah, that would be good, wouldn't it?
00:55:27.000So we created real-world scenarios to show you how effective they can be when you need quick access to your firearm, and that became a batch of commercials.
00:59:10.000This is actually so you can see how close everyone here got it.
00:59:13.000Because, you know, we write it and then we put ourselves in some silly outfits and we perform it as best we can and we have to present it.
00:59:18.000But obviously a lot of work goes on behind the scenes and sometimes it goes unappreciated where people don't necessarily know how close of a match it is or how much work it takes to get something that's a parody that's actually a parody.