Louder with Crowder - Abbot Vs. Biden: Texas Border War Explained! Guest Kari Lake

00:00:00.000 🎵 Outro Music 🎵 🎵 Outro Music Fades 🎵

00:00:34.000 🎵 Outro Music 🎵 I've had two comedy heroes in my life.

00:00:38.000 Norm Macdonald and Nick DiPaolo.

00:00:41.000 Nick DiPaolo, everybody!

00:00:43.000 Nick DiPaolo!

00:00:44.000 Give it up for Nick DiPaolo!

00:00:46.000 Nick DiPaolo!

00:00:50.000 Nick DiPaolo! 0.99

00:00:53.000 Holy s***! 0.99

00:00:53.000 Wow! 0.99

00:00:55.000 Now, in every industry, there's often a person who people think is the man, right?

00:00:59.000 The person who gets the accolades or the push, as it's called in some entertainment industries.

00:01:04.000 And then behind the scenes, there's the guy.

00:01:08.000 In the world of stand-up comedy, for decades, that guy is Nick DiPaolo.

00:01:11.000 Nick DiPaolo is not only one of the longest-standing veterans in the industry, he's the guy who some of the world's most famous comedians still call when they need help writing jokes.

00:01:20.000 To this day. 0.96

00:01:21.000 Ooh, we have a videotape of Trump saying he likes to grab boobies. 0.59

00:01:24.000 What, Hillary doesn't? 1.00

00:01:26.000 Africa's given some good s**t. Ebola, AIDS, Al Sharpton. 0.56

00:01:29.000 All the things in life that I love. 0.78

00:01:32.000 Nick DiPaolo has always reviled the left, political correctness, or what we know today as cancel culture.

00:01:37.000 He was cancelled, fired really, before that term exists, from his own radio show at Sirius XM when a Latinx professor at Fresno State was joy tweeting that Barbara Bush had died.

00:01:46.000 Nick DiPaolo did what he does best.

00:01:47.000 He wrote this tweet in response.

00:01:49.000 Dear future school shooters, please confine yourselves to college campuses, specifically faculty lounges at Berkeley, Fresno State.

00:01:58.000 It was funny then, and it's funny now.

00:02:00.000 And he was fired, and he never changed. 1.00

00:02:03.000 I told her I thought she should bleach her ass. 1.00

00:02:05.000 She agreed and threw a cup of Clorox in my face. 1.00

00:02:07.000 Now you know who you came to see.

00:02:12.000 That's right, sir.

00:02:12.000 Don't clap.

00:02:13.000 You couldn't even think that joke up in a million years.

00:02:16.000 I had a great time.

00:02:17.000 I can't thank you people enough for coming out.

00:02:22.000 I f***ing love you.

00:02:23.000 Thank you so much.

00:02:24.000 Let's do it again.

00:02:25.000 What do you say, huh?

00:02:26.000 It may not mean nothing to y'all, but understand nothing was done to me, so I don't plan on

00:02:36.000 stopping at all.

00:02:37.000 Mud Club is wherever, mine, never, mine, ever, getting hits bigger than all.

00:02:38.000 Big Tech just can't keep up with me.

00:02:39.000 I just love watching them fall.

00:02:40.000 Mud Club is wherever, mine, never, mine, ever.

00:02:41.000 Ay, ay, got Mud Club in the building. 0.98

00:02:42.000 Ain't no question.

00:02:43.000 I'm the biggest fan of the Big Tech.

00:02:52.000 Ay, ay, got Mud Club in the building. 0.98

00:02:55.000 Ain't no question who about to trigger.

00:02:58.000 I only have good streams.

00:03:00.000 Big fame, big names.

00:03:01.000 I get more clicks in one night than in your week's game.

00:03:05.000 We go hard, no fall like your ratings.

00:03:08.000 CNN Plus didn't even make it through spring.

00:03:11.000 We've all seen your story, no glory.

00:03:13.000 Cuomo groping interns?

00:03:15.000 You could call it statutory.

00:03:16.000 When my knee blew up, didn't stop nothing for me.

00:03:20.000 Old man, new dad, crowded with nothing.

00:03:23.000 It's super sad you two give me no loving.

00:03:26.000 You would think I had traps like Barack's husband. 0.87

00:03:29.000 Why they always gotta screw me when they really doesn't?

00:03:32.000 Got that notey bell working? 0.98

00:03:34.000 No it f***ing doesn't. 1.00

00:03:36.000 We're led by such f***ing losers. 1.00

00:03:38.000 Muck we're gonna kick you in your a**, Cooper. 1.00

00:03:41.000 Trade the sub-plagues just to get the moment back. 1.00

00:03:44.000 Remember we had the lips, rabid like a dog pack. 0.99

00:03:47.000 Follow the tards, it'll turn you to a maniac. 1.00

00:03:50.000 Forget f***ing Hollywood, they can't even act. 1.00

00:03:54.000 Pull the wrong pronouns out, hot damn they snap. 1.00

00:03:57.000 Been working for this s*** forever, try to pry it back. 0.99

00:04:01.000 It may not mean nothing to y'all, was done for me, so I don't plan on stopping at all. 0.92

00:04:10.000 My club is wherever, my never, my never, can hits bigger than all.

00:04:16.000 Big Ted just can't keep up with me.

00:04:19.000 I just love washing and fall.

00:04:22.000 My club is wherever, my never, my never, my never, my never, can hits bigger than all.

00:04:52.000 Painted his face dark My mind's fine, even when the times seem dark.

00:04:57.000 Walther on my side, you don't want to hear that thing talk.

00:05:00.000 Let the king talk, stream on Rumble, go and click it.

00:05:04.000 Now we got a whole team, so we arc and kick it.

00:05:06.000 It's like Texas in the middle of the summer.

00:05:09.000 It's hotter than in hell, leftist needs a Mutz umbrella. 1.00

00:05:12.000 Shh, don't wake the sleeping giants ass. 1.00

00:05:15.000 Election season bout to be a motherfucking bloodbath. 0.99

00:05:20.000 It may not mean nothing, So I don't plan on stopping at all My club is forever mine, ever mine, ever Getting hits bigger than all Big tech just can't keep up with me I just love washing and fall My club is forever mine, ever mine, ever mine, ever mine 0.96

00:05:49.000 There they go, back in theatres, as we come to spit the jokes.

00:05:52.000 Nuts they go, triggering leftists.

00:05:53.000 Anyone know where to score some coke?

00:05:55.000 Some colour blow a Colombian's... Cut! 1.00

00:05:57.000 Not yet, I said cut!

00:05:59.000 Hey, I'mma let you finish.

00:06:01.000 But... Nah, I can't let him finish.

00:06:04.000 We got something.

00:06:05.000 Stop it.

00:06:06.000 Ha! 0.89

00:06:07.000 ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪

00:06:52.000 Ah.

00:06:56.000 Had a fever dream last night.

00:06:57.000 This is the peak fever.

00:07:00.000 I had a fever like a hundred and two.

00:07:03.000 That Vietnamese or Korean Mariah Carey karaoke artist?

00:07:03.000 You guys remember that?

00:07:09.000 Touch my body, ram it on the floor, I'll be all up on you. 0.98

00:07:13.000 You treat me like a fever, like a hundred and two. 0.76

00:07:18.000 Anyway, that's why I fear not.

00:07:18.000 Remember him?

00:07:22.000 The Asians. 0.97

00:07:23.000 So, today, we have a lot on the show.

00:07:27.000 We have Kerry Lake on the show today.

00:07:29.000 Let's bring up the top sheet.

00:07:30.000 We have This Week in Biden.

00:07:32.000 We have some media malpractice at play from the New York Post, which we'll get into.

00:07:36.000 And of course, this is a big dynamic right now is Governor Abbott, he's a wheelchair guy, taking on the feds at the border.

00:07:43.000 Also, really, he's wreaking havoc.

00:07:46.000 He's taking his revenge on trees.

00:07:50.000 It's not all true.

00:07:51.000 But it really is a dynamic of when people say, hey, what's the legitimate purview of federal government?

00:07:55.000 If you are, right, if you're talking about federalism versus statism or socialism, and I know people hear federalist and they don't, but if you're a federalist and you believe in limited federal government, is there a role for the federal government that is appropriate?

00:08:07.000 Of course.

00:08:07.000 What is that role?

00:08:08.000 We always try and make it pretty clear.

00:08:10.000 Certainly secure borders would be one.

00:08:12.000 So my question, yeah, oh, there you go.

00:08:14.000 I already put a comment, is if the federal government refuses to do its job, Do you think that states have a moral and ethical, not only right, obligation to take matters into their own hands?

00:08:24.000 So we'll be talking about that and hopefully my voice sounds a little more sexy.

00:08:29.000 Now at some point today I'm going to start talking breathlessly like a fat guy because I can't breathe through my nose.

00:08:34.000 I was talking to a lawyer last night on the phone and I was like, she's like, are you okay?

00:08:40.000 I'm like, I just went up the stairs and I can't breathe and I'm talking.

00:08:44.000 CEO number two, Captain Morgan, how are you?

00:08:46.000 I'm doing well, sir.

00:08:47.000 I mean, I was going to ask you how you're doing, but you already told us.

00:08:49.000 That's fine.

00:08:50.000 I just, I just want you to get better.

00:08:51.000 It's on the way.

00:08:51.000 It's just, it's a fever and stuff, so I have to stay away from people.

00:08:54.000 I don't want to be contagious.

00:08:55.000 How did you like Forever?

00:08:57.000 It's fine.

00:08:58.000 He says it's fine.

00:08:59.000 I love it.

00:09:00.000 What are you talking about?

00:09:01.000 And then in third chair, When you hear this, a couple things.

00:09:05.000 May 11th, Count Basie Center, Red Bank, New Jersey.

00:09:07.000 Go and see him because this is... I mean, he's the funniest man alive.

00:09:13.000 And then Mug Club right now.

00:09:14.000 If you haven't signed up yet, you get tonight, 8pm, this special tribute.

00:09:19.000 The catalog of the best of Nick DiPaolo.

00:09:21.000 It lives nowhere else outside of Mug Club right now.

00:09:23.000 And eventually, we'll release some of it, I think, on Rumble.

00:09:25.000 But right now, Mug Club, it's a love letter to you.

00:09:28.000 You get to see what he's all about.

00:09:30.000 It is the OG Nick DiPaolo.

00:09:31.000 How are you?

00:09:32.000 Thank you.

00:09:32.000 Very good.

00:09:33.000 And thank you for doing that.

00:09:34.000 Seriously.

00:09:34.000 No, I appreciate it.

00:09:37.000 I know it goes to picking bits and I just never do it.

00:09:40.000 It's tough.

00:09:41.000 He put a gun to our head and said if you don't do this, I'm not coming back.

00:09:41.000 It's tough.

00:09:44.000 That's not my style, bitch. 1.00

00:09:48.000 You hooked your nipples up to car batteries. 1.00

00:09:52.000 Well done, thank you. 0.99

00:09:53.000 And then Nick has a funny, we will get into it later, not so funny story about where he was escorted from his favorite establishment.

00:09:59.000 Physically.

00:10:02.000 You know what, we'll ease into it, but if he seems like he's in a bad mood, rightfully so.

00:10:07.000 Rightfully so. 0.96

00:10:08.000 He almost fought a black guy.

00:10:10.000 But yesterday, Joe Biden... Boy, you know how to tease. 0.81

00:10:13.000 It had nothing to do with color.

00:10:15.000 Well, I've been told that, just ask Gay William. 0.51

00:10:17.000 Ended up that way.

00:10:17.000 So yesterday, former Vice President Joe Biden, respect the office, he spoke at a rally that was kind of centered around abortion, and he had some pretty harsh words for Donald Trump, but of course some fantastic supportive words for women.

00:10:28.000 Because he likes those.

00:10:30.000 If they're young enough.

00:10:31.000 So that brings us to another installment of This Week in Biden.

00:10:34.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black. 0.98

00:10:38.000 We'll teach Donald Trump a valuable lesson. 0.97

00:10:42.000 Don't mess with a man in America unless you want to get the benefit.

00:10:49.000 Look. 0.98

00:10:49.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black. 0.98

00:10:53.000 I love how he always says, look, and that doesn't help. 0.93

00:10:55.000 It only makes it worse.

00:10:56.000 Look at me!

00:10:58.000 It's a marker to dig here.

00:11:00.000 If you missed the other part of the speech before, look, you're like, he said, look, I'm going back.

00:11:03.000 Yes, exactly.

00:11:05.000 It's so funny.

00:11:07.000 Even if he had strung that sentence together in an intelligible way, don't mess with the women of this country unless you want to get the benefit, is what he actually said. 0.95

00:11:15.000 So that's why I continually mess with them.

00:11:17.000 I like women benefits. 1.00

00:11:19.000 I don't understand the admiration not to mess with them.

00:11:21.000 I just don't understand.

00:11:23.000 Where are you going Joe?

00:11:24.000 Don't mess with the 401k unless you want to get more out of it.

00:11:30.000 Well I guess I'll do that.

00:11:31.000 No!

00:11:32.000 Look!

00:11:34.000 I did look.

00:11:34.000 It's a 6% match.

00:11:40.000 Hit the like button if you can't wait to see President Donald Trump and former Vice President Biden go head to head.

00:11:45.000 That is just, I just, it's something I'm really looking forward to.

00:11:48.000 This is gonna be a lot of fun.

00:11:49.000 Can you imagine if he does that in the debate?

00:11:50.000 Like, Trump would be ready to pounce live.

00:11:54.000 Like, look! 0.94

00:11:54.000 Gross! 0.94

00:11:56.000 What did that say, Nick? 1.00

00:11:57.000 Biden's so full of shit, he's the only president that ends every sentence with, no joke! 1.00

00:12:01.000 Yeah, I know. 1.00

00:12:02.000 Everybody, you know, thinks you've got to be joking.

00:12:04.000 No joke. 1.00

00:12:04.000 You're out of your fucking mind. 1.00

00:12:05.000 It's like a car mechanic. 1.00

00:12:06.000 He's like, look, I'm going to be honest with you.

00:12:08.000 You're like, I know that means you're not.

00:12:10.000 Exactly.

00:12:10.000 It's the first... I'm about to get screwed, so... Look, let me tell you the truth.

00:12:14.000 Your business is always welcome here, Nick, at your favorite drinking establishment. 0.90

00:12:18.000 Yeah.

00:12:20.000 Hold on! 0.98

00:12:20.000 There's a little bit of a crazy morning here. 0.98

00:12:23.000 Josh Feierstein, obviously, who's here full-time.

00:12:25.000 Does anyone know where he is?

00:12:28.000 Yeah, I think he got in a car wreck.

00:12:31.000 He's on his way?

00:12:32.000 He's still stuck in traffic?

00:12:34.000 yet.

00:12:36.000 Judge.

00:12:43.000 I'm not sure.

00:13:08.000 to be where in the world is...

00:13:11.000 Jones.

00:13:12.000 Oh, he got Halloween too.

00:13:15.000 I don't know who hit him.

00:13:18.000 Nobody!

00:13:19.000 It just happened.

00:13:20.000 Very sensitive airbags.

00:13:21.000 You ever had an airbag go off?

00:13:23.000 They hurt.

00:13:23.000 No.

00:13:24.000 Have you had an airbag go off?

00:13:25.000 No, but I heard they hurt.

00:13:26.000 Oh my gosh.

00:13:26.000 Me and Johnny Boy, it happened in an old Jeep.

00:13:29.000 These were not friendly airbags.

00:13:31.000 These were airbags with a point to prove.

00:13:34.000 And we were both... Our faces were burned.

00:13:38.000 We were both unconscious.

00:13:40.000 Haven't people been killed by those things?

00:13:41.000 Yes!

00:13:41.000 They just go off sometimes.

00:13:43.000 Where do I get one?

00:13:48.000 Honey?

00:13:49.000 By the way, hey, if at some point today, and we will have Kerry Lake on, if you're watching on YouTube, head on over to Rumble, please, because there's a lot of stuff that can't actually be broadcast on YouTube.

00:13:58.000 So if at any point today you see this, it just means go to Rumble.

00:14:03.000 We're not going to self-censor, but we are going to try and, you know, make sure that our channels on YouTube aren't permanently removed.

00:14:09.000 Okay.

00:14:10.000 Anything else?

00:14:10.000 Media malpractice.

00:14:11.000 Let's talk about it!

00:14:12.000 Let's talk about something important!

00:14:16.000 New York Post.

00:14:17.000 No, I thought you said important.

00:14:18.000 Is everyone here?

00:14:19.000 All but one.

00:14:20.000 I'm going anyway.

00:14:22.000 So, this, you know, the legacy media, they're constantly messing up.

00:14:26.000 And I hate to even use the term legacy because they have none.

00:14:29.000 But we always want to highlight it so that you can see the sleight of hand that takes place.

00:14:33.000 So it's time for this week's installment of Media Malpractice.

00:14:36.000 I always love seeing that CNN lady with the hairy forearms in there. 1.00

00:14:50.000 That was a woman? 1.00

00:14:51.000 She's a babe! 1.00

00:14:52.000 The one who has the hairy forearms.

00:14:53.000 I don't know her name.

00:14:54.000 Caitlin Collins.

00:14:55.000 Caitlin Collins.

00:14:56.000 Babe Ruth.

00:14:57.000 She has hairy forearms. 0.95

00:15:02.000 Sarah Selberman.

00:15:02.000 Wolfman.

00:15:03.000 All right, so let's set this up for you.

00:15:06.000 Yesterday, the New York Post, they ran an article titled, A whopping one-third of Gen Z shoppers admit they prefer self-checkout kiosks so they can shoplift.

00:15:18.000 Okay, so a couple Gen Z or Jay Z. Well, I don't think they have self check out.

00:15:28.000 You cry back up?

00:15:29.000 That was a home run.

00:15:30.000 I'm shoplifting right next to De Niro.

00:15:33.000 Ah, ah, ah.

00:15:35.000 That's his thing.

00:15:36.000 Ah, ah.

00:15:36.000 I love that song.

00:15:38.000 I absolutely love this.

00:15:39.000 Welcome to New York.

00:15:39.000 Right.

00:15:40.000 Only now you have to step over the hobo shit. 1.00

00:15:43.000 Let's rewrite that. 1.00

00:15:44.000 Oh, we have one.

00:15:45.000 We have one.

00:15:46.000 We'll put you in an Alicia Keys wig. 1.00

00:15:50.000 You obviously have not seen recent Alicia Keys.

00:15:50.000 Put me in her.

00:15:56.000 Gerald is like Merlin Olsen.

00:15:58.000 Father time is undefeated.

00:15:59.000 So here's the thing.

00:16:01.000 Let me ask you where you think this segment is going.

00:16:04.000 Probably not.

00:16:06.000 I want to clarify something.

00:16:07.000 A lot of people on the right, they'll give credit where it's not due.

00:16:10.000 Like the New York Post, for example, they have been incredibly left for a very long time.

00:16:14.000 They are unbelievably biased.

00:16:15.000 You see what they're doing right now, trying to prop up Nikki Haley.

00:16:17.000 And a lot of conservatives think that the New York Post is an ally because of the Hunter Biden story.

00:16:21.000 Look, that was a scoop that they had to run, and then of course they had to make hay with it. 0.94

00:16:25.000 That does not mean that the New York Post has your back.

00:16:29.000 So here.

00:16:29.000 Gen Z. These shoppers prefer self-checkout kiosks so they can shoplift.

00:16:34.000 The article contained a photo of exactly one human being.

00:16:34.000 Okay.

00:16:39.000 Okay?

00:16:40.000 Right here.

00:16:40.000 We're blurring it out.

00:16:41.000 So, let's take a poll here.

00:16:44.000 A little bit of time if you're in Mug Club Chat.

00:16:46.000 What kind of person do you all think the New York Post chose to represent the shoplifting?

00:16:52.000 Check this out.

00:16:53.000 More info at wwwe.com Oh my god.

00:16:53.000 Wrong!

00:17:06.000 And by the way, I really just thought it was gonna be a white guy and that would be offensive enough.

00:17:11.000 I did too.

00:17:12.000 And she's not even Gen Z. It's an older Asian lady. 1.00

00:17:14.000 She could be 80 for all we know.

00:17:15.000 But she's clearly at least millennial. 0.98

00:17:18.000 Yeah.

00:17:18.000 Probably Gen X. Yeah.

00:17:20.000 She's probably listening to Pearl Jam on this. 0.89

00:17:25.000 So... What that does, though, is the next time a black guy knocks an old Asian lady out, see, it's sort of like... Stopping shoplifters. 0.96

00:17:35.000 That's what they do.

00:17:36.000 These are the real... So let me just give you some brief crime... And Nick DiPaolo has had some bits about this, so this is right up his alley, but let's give you some 2022 crime stats, okay?

00:17:46.000 Larceny, and this is, you know, largely theft, in case you guys don't know.

00:17:49.000 Larceny.

00:17:51.000 Not necessarily the grand variety.

00:17:52.000 So, who makes up the demographic as far as larceny in the United States?

00:17:58.000 White people, 43%. 0.98

00:17:59.000 Black people, 28%. 0.72

00:17:59.000 Okay, with 863,000. 0.72

00:18:00.000 Black people, 28%, that's 13% of the population.

00:18:00.000 That's 13% of the population.

00:18:05.000 Asian people, .8! 1.00

00:18:08.000 .8! 0.96

00:18:11.000 Let me go to robbery really quick.

00:18:12.000 Wait a minute, point eight as far as larceny?

00:18:15.000 The percentage of larceny that is committed by Asians is point eight percent.

00:18:20.000 Unbelievable.

00:18:21.000 Or as the New York Post says, the lead.

00:18:24.000 He's the only one.

00:18:25.000 It's always that Chinese guy in the boat with the girls in bikinis and two in the water. 0.99

00:18:29.000 He's responsible for most of it.

00:18:31.000 Yes, exactly.

00:18:31.000 He's the one who just gets the realest stuff off at Walgreens.

00:18:35.000 So, robbery. 0.98

00:18:36.000 White people, 28%. 0.97

00:18:36.000 55,000. 0.97

00:18:36.000 Black people, 57%. 0.97

00:18:37.000 110,000.

00:18:37.000 Asians, 0.7%.

00:18:37.000 28% 55,000 black people 57% 110,000 Asians 0.7% now there's some more numbers

00:18:48.000 here that matter women commit about 39% of larceny offenses That means that if you add all this up, a whopping 0.3% of thievery crimes are committed by people who look like this. 0.95

00:19:02.000 0.3%!

00:19:03.000 0.3%!

00:19:07.000 How is that not discrimination?

00:19:09.000 You had to seek this picture out, and that woman wasn't even doing anything! 0.99

00:19:14.000 If I was that woman, I'd be super pissed. 0.99

00:19:16.000 Unless she was committing a crime, she should sue the New York Post. 0.90

00:19:20.000 It's still better than putting a white guy up there. 0.60

00:19:22.000 I mean... I don't know!

00:19:24.000 I'm just saying the beating went taken lately.

00:19:26.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:19:27.000 In context.

00:19:28.000 Although in New York the Asians have taken their fair share.

00:19:31.000 Oh boy. 0.86

00:19:33.000 Stop Asian hate! 1.00

00:19:34.000 Let's show you a criminal! 0.99

00:19:35.000 She was actually... I bet you she rounded up for the starving kids. 1.00

00:19:39.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:19:42.000 Now, here's some of the other articles, by the way, at New York Post, just as misleading.

00:19:46.000 Here's one, a recent study that showed Gen X fathers are more involved with their kids than any previous generation.

00:19:53.000 Come on now.

00:19:54.000 Now, here's my... On audio, that won't make any sense at all.

00:19:59.000 Let me ask you, which legacy media outlet do you think is the worst out there, okay?

00:19:59.000 Not at all.

00:20:03.000 And this is an important... When you do this, and you don't make people aware of Reality.

00:20:09.000 In other words, you don't acknowledge crime statistics.

00:20:12.000 Especially in places like New York, with the basically no-cash bail and catch-and-release.

00:20:15.000 Of course, this has resulted in actual people being victimized.

00:20:19.000 Violently!

00:20:20.000 From a huge portion of Asian Americans in New York to Rick Moranis.

00:20:23.000 Remember that?

00:20:25.000 When you lie about it, when you try and create these or protect certain victim classes, you create actual victims.

00:20:31.000 And this is just like what Nick has brought up.

00:20:33.000 You look at these stats, it's not even close.

00:20:36.000 How many more times are you going to have to see an article like this or another home security or alarm commercial with a white guy who breaks in?

00:20:45.000 You're home!

00:20:46.000 When did you get here?

00:20:50.000 With SimpliSafe, protecting your home is a snap.

00:20:53.000 Protection against burglary?

00:20:54.000 Easy.

00:20:56.000 Fire?

00:20:57.000 That kind of security can really let you relax.

00:21:00.000 Dad, I'm trying to relax here.

00:21:02.000 Yeah, that's what we fear.

00:21:08.000 I got a ring.

00:21:08.000 What?

00:21:09.000 What are we supposed to do?

00:21:11.000 Well, I'll tell you what I'd do.

00:21:14.000 I'd start running.

00:21:17.000 Now, gentlemen, hustle!

00:21:23.000 Yeah.

00:21:23.000 If I were you, I would turn around.

00:21:23.000 Yeah.

00:21:25.000 Yeah.

00:21:26.000 In fact, if I were you, I'd turn around and go home.

00:21:31.000 Because this can only end badly for you.

00:21:35.000 Don't even try it.

00:21:40.000 ADT.

00:21:41.000 And I'm always there.

00:21:43.000 Look, here's the thing.

00:21:45.000 Let's just be honest about it.

00:21:46.000 You'll say, oh, that's racist.

00:21:47.000 Yeah, where would we be able to pull out these statistics? 0.94

00:21:49.000 Hey, black people watching right now, comment. 0.89

00:21:51.000 How often are you afraid that white people are going to break into your house in a black neighborhood? 0.96

00:21:57.000 How often do you run into that occurrence?

00:22:00.000 Let's be really clear about this.

00:22:03.000 I would get it if it's every now and then.

00:22:04.000 When was the last time you saw someone who was black?

00:22:08.000 Someone who actually made up the crime statistics as far as these violent break-ins? 0.86

00:22:11.000 You know the George Floyd types?

00:22:13.000 We want equal representation, just not with the criminals!

00:22:19.000 Seems like the most obvious point to make, but it's like, no.

00:22:22.000 Do you think they picked on the Asian because they won't say anything about this?

00:22:25.000 They're not going to start a march.

00:22:27.000 They have to take it even a step further. 0.99

00:22:29.000 First of all, the criminals are white, but the guy protecting the nice white suburban house is a black dude. 0.99

00:22:34.000 Right. 0.99

00:22:35.000 You know, it's one thing to make it the exact opposite. 0.99

00:22:39.000 I know not every time I have people already in my fucking head, but it's like they're rubbing your nose in it. 0.99

00:22:44.000 Look at the big black. 1.00

00:22:46.000 First of all, to make that real, he should have been in the kitchen already. 0.99

00:22:48.000 That white guy just came in.

00:22:49.000 That was their house.

00:22:51.000 He's got no shirt on. 0.95

00:22:51.000 the girl white guy's girlfriend has a fat music playing 0.95

00:23:09.000 go ahead hit the dump button I'm done with those cock-sucking YouTubers. 1.00

00:23:16.000 Hey, Nick, tell everyone why you're so mad. 0.99

00:23:18.000 Guys, look, tell everyone why you're so upset.

00:23:20.000 I just didn't sleep well.

00:23:20.000 What went down last night?

00:23:21.000 That's got nothing to do with the incident.

00:23:22.000 Nick, who hurt you?

00:23:24.000 Yeah, Nick, who hurt you?

00:23:25.000 I'm just saying, if you're in the Plano... give me another town around here.

00:23:32.000 Dallas, Houston.

00:23:33.000 There's a bunch of them.

00:23:34.000 Yeah, if you go to Union Bear, be careful, because I've got food poisoning three times at the Union Bear, and I walked by the kitchen.

00:23:42.000 There was the weirdest smell coming out of it.

00:23:43.000 I don't know if it was the chefs, Or they might have skinned a goat back there and left it behind the refrigerator for a year. 0.99

00:23:50.000 And I had the shits again last night, so Union Bear. 0.97

00:23:53.000 Sort of near Granite Park, that one. 0.99

00:23:54.000 Be careful.

00:23:56.000 Three times.

00:23:57.000 I drank a lot there, but three times I've had the foot right through me and I don't know what's going on.

00:24:03.000 Yeah, alright.

00:24:04.000 That's why I'm a little cranky.

00:24:05.000 I'm sorry.

00:24:05.000 Yeah, I know.

00:24:06.000 It's, you know, hopefully it's just a 24-hour bug.

00:24:08.000 Yes, that was dropped in my soup.

00:24:14.000 By some disgruntled person who doesn't care for the people who lean right in their politics.

00:24:19.000 It's just a theory.

00:24:21.000 Well, you know what?

00:24:22.000 I'll get more out of you later.

00:24:23.000 We'll talk about Mug Club.

00:24:24.000 Which, by the way, you can join Mug Club for $9 a month right now.

00:24:27.000 You go Mugless, but you get it for $9 a month if you want to try it.

00:24:30.000 Of course, if you actually join Mug Club annually with $89, you get the hand-etched, hand-painted mug, and you get Nick DiPaolo's special today!

00:24:38.000 Today, on Mug Club Only, all right, let's go to Greg Abbott, who's taking on the Feds, and he's a wheelchair guy. 0.98

00:24:45.000 So.

00:24:45.000 Yes.

00:24:46.000 Again, my question... Can't push him around.

00:24:48.000 To you.

00:24:49.000 Yeah, you can.

00:24:53.000 That's exactly what you can do.

00:24:54.000 As long as there's consent.

00:24:55.000 Somebody sliced his tires last night.

00:24:59.000 He was rubbing it in their faces.

00:25:00.000 You don't get white walls.

00:25:01.000 We all know you're wealthy.

00:25:02.000 I just wondered which one of them was going to hit it out of the park.

00:25:05.000 You ever see him when he gives a good speech?

00:25:07.000 He does donuts.

00:25:09.000 He just parks it against the wall and burns it.

00:25:12.000 While he's getting applause, he does donuts like a NASCAR guy.

00:25:16.000 He does a burnout.

00:25:17.000 You don't need the hydraulics.

00:25:18.000 That's right.

00:25:20.000 That's what I said, DHS.

00:25:22.000 Yeah, lowrider.

00:25:27.000 We out, Snoop.

00:25:30.000 Crippled. 1.00

00:25:35.000 And just to be clear, all pretty big fans of Greg Abbott.

00:25:39.000 He has won me over.

00:25:40.000 I never knew.

00:25:41.000 A couple years ago I was, no pun intended, on the fence.

00:25:46.000 Seriously! 0.99

00:25:47.000 But now, I mean, at least with this, you know, immigration shit, he plays hardball. 0.99

00:25:51.000 Yeah, he does. 0.99

00:25:52.000 He does play hardball.

00:25:53.000 It directly affects this is a guy.

00:25:53.000 You know what?

00:25:55.000 This is what governors are for.

00:25:56.000 That's right.

00:25:57.000 He needs to represent the people of his state.

00:26:00.000 But he should have more power than the president as far as serving the people of his state.

00:26:05.000 You can hit the like button, share if you agree.

00:26:07.000 I understand a lot of libertarians out there.

00:26:10.000 They believe in such limited government that they don't think the border issue is one where it's appropriate.

00:26:15.000 For the federal government to step in.

00:26:16.000 I completely disagree, because it affects all citizens of this country.

00:26:21.000 However, if you are a border state, as Texas is, I think you're well within your right to take things into your own hands.

00:26:27.000 So we have basically a constitutional crisis taking place in Texas.

00:26:31.000 So Greg Abbott, the governor wheelchair guy, he defied the Supreme Court and will not allow Border Patrol to remove the razor wire.

00:26:38.000 They'd put up razor wire.

00:26:40.000 And then the Supreme Court said, ah, you can't stop them cutting it down.

00:26:44.000 Let me just be really clear.

00:26:44.000 Sorry.

00:26:46.000 Governor Abbott said, all right, we're going to put up some razor wire here because we have a border crisis and you're not doing anything about it.

00:26:51.000 Then you had Border Patrol cutting the razor wire off.

00:26:54.000 Greg Abbott sued, said, no, no, we're not going to do that.

00:26:56.000 Got punted.

00:26:57.000 Supreme Court said, ah, hold on a second, actually.

00:26:59.000 They can still continue to cut the razor wire until this case is seen to the end.

00:27:04.000 That's also a problem because you're supposed to have your right to a speedy trial.

00:27:08.000 That does not take place in this country.

00:27:10.000 It puts this Biden administration in a serious bind.

00:27:12.000 So let me kind of give you the ins and outs here and why I hope that other states follow suit.

00:27:18.000 This is a good example when you say, what can people do?

00:27:22.000 Well, governors can do this and you can hold your elected officials accountable because they are there to serve you.

00:27:28.000 So despite a five to four Supreme Court ruling against the state of Texas, I love that!

00:27:34.000 I love it!

00:27:34.000 That is going to continue.

00:27:36.000 We have a clip fortifying the southern border.

00:27:38.000 The very latest on the border right now, the crisis and a standoff over the use of razor

00:27:44.000 wire today.

00:27:45.000 New video shows even more razor wire being put in along a contested section of the U.S.

00:27:51.000 border.

00:27:52.000 I love it.

00:27:53.000 This has happened even more after the Supreme Court on Monday voted to let federal Border

00:27:57.000 Patrol agents remove all of that wire.

00:27:59.000 The razor wire was installed as part of Texas Governor Greg Abbott's security initiative

00:28:04.000 at the border known as Operation Lone Star.

00:28:06.000 The Biden administration arguing now the razor wire prevents Border Patrol agents from doing

00:28:11.000 their job.

00:28:12.000 Now just to be fair, before we move on, in the spirit of full disclosure, some detractors

00:28:15.000 have a point in pointing out, they have a legitimate criticism that this may just be

00:28:19.000 another ploy by Big Bic. 0.92

00:28:21.000 So that's something that, you know, look, hey, everyone stands to profit.

00:28:28.000 But two things can be true.

00:28:29.000 That is true.

00:28:30.000 Gotta make some money and secure the border at the same time.

00:28:33.000 I love that his stance was like... Gosh, I can't say those words.

00:28:36.000 I love that his position... Unintended, sorry.

00:28:42.000 His position is basically like, alright, you can cut it, we're just gonna keep adding it.

00:28:42.000 His wheelie.

00:28:46.000 You didn't say anything, there's nothing in the rulebook about adding more razor wire.

00:28:51.000 I just love that he's like, it's a big middle finger.

00:28:53.000 Needs more razor wire. 0.99

00:28:55.000 The first blade lifts the whisker, the second cuts the immigrant's throat. 0.99

00:29:02.000 Fewer strokes! 0.51

00:29:03.000 This is the Columbian necktie version of Bix.

00:29:07.000 So, yesterday afternoon, and today is Thursday.

00:29:11.000 Wait, Thursday or Wednesday?

00:29:12.000 Wednesday.

00:29:12.000 Thursday.

00:29:13.000 Abbott declared the state under invasion, invoking Texas's constitutional right to defend itself.

00:29:19.000 Let me read this for you.

00:29:19.000 It says, the failure of the Biden administration to fulfill the duties imposed by... That was his wheel.

00:29:26.000 Until the duties imposed by Article 4, Section 4, has triggered Article 1, Section 10, Clause 3, which reserves to the state the right to self-defense.

00:29:36.000 For these reasons, I have already declared an invasion under Article 1, Section 10, Clause 3, to invoke Texas's constitutional authority to defend and protect itself.

00:29:45.000 Netflix has already secured a documentary, The Rights and the Works.

00:29:49.000 We've obtained an early copy of the poster.

00:29:51.000 I would see that.

00:29:55.000 Take it easy.

00:29:55.000 Trees, my friend!

00:29:58.000 Instead of briar patch, look, that's a bush.

00:30:00.000 It's gonna fall on somebody. 0.98

00:30:06.000 Mexicans stole my hubcaps! 1.00

00:30:06.000 Love dry gaps. 1.00

00:30:10.000 We didn't need spinners! 0.64

00:30:13.000 So in the statement, Abbott also referenced Alexander Hamilton, who specifically foresaw the dangers of a rogue president. 0.69

00:30:21.000 And I know you're thinking, Lynn, the gay play. 0.52

00:30:23.000 No.

00:30:24.000 So actual Hamilton said, if the federal government should overpass the just bounds of its authority and make a tyrannical use of its powers, the people must take such measures.

00:30:33.000 To address the injury done to the Constitution as, as the, this is one of those words going to be, exigency may suggest and prudence justify.

00:30:41.000 I'm still winded because I can't breathe through my nose.

00:30:43.000 So let me be clear about this.

00:30:46.000 This is, and all references are available at lateralwithcredit.com, link in the description.

00:30:50.000 This is what the invasion, as it's described, currently in Texas looks like.

00:30:55.000 ♪♪ Mmm.

00:31:09.000 ♪♪ Yeah, Joe.

00:31:19.000 Interesting, in that last picture there, there was something impeding their progress in breaking the law.

00:31:25.000 SimplySafe?

00:31:26.000 A wall.

00:31:26.000 No.

00:31:28.000 It seems like it was doing its job.

00:31:30.000 In one frame, they were sitting by the said wall that was keeping them from breaking the law and entering the United States illegally.

00:31:36.000 In another one, they're walking down to see where the wall stops.

00:31:38.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:31:39.000 Come across to enter the United States illegally. 0.97

00:31:41.000 And by the way, just remember last month we broke an all-time record with over 300,000 encounters.

00:31:45.000 That doesn't mean that 300,000 people tried to get into the United States and did it successfully.

00:31:50.000 Just encounters.

00:31:51.000 It's a multiple of that that are actually getting through.

00:31:55.000 How in the world can he say, you can't put razor wire because it keeps us from being able to do our job?

00:32:01.000 No, the razor wire in fact does your job.

00:32:03.000 It's like the automatic checkout kiosk.

00:32:05.000 Let me be reductive here, because this does matter.

00:32:07.000 There are more slaves than ever on Earth, than ever in recorded history.

00:32:11.000 We've talked about this. 0.98

00:32:11.000 A lot of them are sex slaves. 0.98

00:32:13.000 Hundreds of thousands of sex slaves being transported across the border. 0.90

00:32:16.000 We have a piece coming up next week specifically as it relates to the Communist Chinese Party using the open borders.

00:32:20.000 There is no doubt about that.

00:32:21.000 So, razor wire deterrent.

00:32:24.000 As you see, these folks are trying to avoid a wall, let alone if they get up there and they see a few Bic razors, they're going to try and take another direction. 1.00

00:32:31.000 Or, Sex slaves. 1.00

00:32:35.000 Drug cartels. 0.99

00:32:36.000 Human trafficking.

00:32:37.000 You do have a choice. 0.94

00:32:38.000 I know it sucks to look at razor wire that looks like a bat boomerang, but you go, hey, it stops people from transporting sex slaves across the border. 0.98

00:32:47.000 It stops these coyotes from stealing children from their parents. 0.97

00:32:50.000 This is a choice that you have to make.

00:32:52.000 Having an open border and not enforcing it is supremely immoral.

00:32:55.000 I'm sorry.

00:32:56.000 Do not let the left take the moral high ground anymore.

00:32:59.000 They have it absolutely nowhere.

00:33:01.000 Let me give you a quick rundown of this so you understand the timeline.

00:33:04.000 Okay, the Supreme Court ruling.

00:33:05.000 So, Texas, this is what happened.

00:33:07.000 They sued to stop the Border Patrol agents from cutting their razor wire.

00:33:10.000 They said, we're putting up razor wire.

00:33:12.000 Border Patrol said, can't do that, cut it. 0.97

00:33:13.000 Texas sued, said, no, no, you can't cut down our razor wire.

00:33:16.000 Fifth Circuit Agreed.

00:33:17.000 Said, hey, Border Patrol agents, you can't cut the razor wire.

00:33:20.000 Then the DHS appealed it, right?

00:33:22.000 Went to the Supreme Court.

00:33:23.000 Supreme Court said that, hey, Border Patrol, you can cut the wire while this case is still pending.

00:33:28.000 Now, keep in mind, still pending.

00:33:30.000 Remember, this is what happened when Biden, he knew it was unconstitutional.

00:33:33.000 We had student loan forgiveness.

00:33:35.000 And then we had rent forgiveness.

00:33:37.000 He's like, yeah, I know the Supreme Court's gonna strike it down in a few months, but for now, well, guess what happens in that period of a few months?

00:33:43.000 Landowners, mom-and-pop landlords who own a few properties, they're underwater and they lose their properties because other people don't have to pay rent.

00:33:52.000 That's what happens.

00:33:54.000 There are real victims, real consequences.

00:33:55.000 The good news is, as that case was pending, BlackRock and Vanguard are quick to scoop them all up.

00:34:00.000 So this is an abuse of the legal system Just like we saw with January 6th.

00:34:04.000 People who were in prison for years when they were not convicted.

00:34:08.000 At the end of the show, as long as this is pending, how long will this be pending?

00:34:12.000 And that means the Supreme Court says, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can keep cutting the razor wire.

00:34:16.000 So, Texas is left exposed. 1.00

00:34:18.000 Yeah, well, you're raping a woman. 1.00

00:34:19.000 No, but she consented. 0.99

00:34:20.000 Well, we don't know that yet.

00:34:21.000 You keep going until we figure it out.

00:34:22.000 Exactly.

00:34:23.000 Yes.

00:34:23.000 Keep going.

00:34:24.000 It's good.

00:34:25.000 And they know that, and that's why they do it.

00:34:27.000 Obviously.

00:34:27.000 Right.

00:34:28.000 It's an abuse of the system.

00:34:29.000 It absolutely is.

00:34:30.000 And it's something that's used quite a bit, actually.

00:34:32.000 You have a lot of lawyers.

00:34:33.000 A big part of their technique is just kick it. 0.95

00:34:35.000 Punt it.

00:34:36.000 Let's get some kind of an extension. 0.99

00:34:37.000 This happens all the time.

00:34:40.000 Just think of what they've done with Donald Trump.

00:34:42.000 They've changed statutes of limitations so that they could go after him.

00:34:44.000 And then extend, by the way, what they do with Hunter Biden so that it doesn't come into, I don't know, maybe midterm, primaries.

00:34:49.000 This is the kind of stuff that they do.

00:34:51.000 There are many tools at their disposal.

00:34:53.000 So when people talk about a rigged system, you're not just talking about voting machines.

00:34:57.000 This is one that is important.

00:34:59.000 There's also a lot of precedent for this, by the way, as far as defying the courts when you're talking about a tyrannical government.

00:35:04.000 And Gerald, you're obviously the resident historian.

00:35:06.000 And this is more about, you know, it's defying the courts, but it's also defying the federal government if they are overreaching interstate rights, like legitimate territory.

00:35:13.000 So 1832, Worcester versus Georgia.

00:35:15.000 Love the sauce.

00:35:16.000 Yes.

00:35:16.000 Not Worcestershire.

00:35:17.000 Close.

00:35:19.000 The case was centered on Georgia's right to make laws regarding tribal land.

00:35:22.000 I think it was the Cherokee Nation that they were talking about inside there.

00:35:25.000 And Governor Wilson Lumpkin, governor of Georgia, he refused, citing federal overreach, saying, you guys can't tell us what to do here.

00:35:31.000 And the case is where President Jackson's quote supposedly came from.

00:35:35.000 John Marshall has made his decision.

00:35:37.000 Now let him enforce it.

00:35:38.000 Now, what I really want to highlight in these two examples is that this is an extreme measure.

00:35:43.000 This is something that highlights a tension that is going on around the country.

00:35:48.000 Not just a specific state doing this, and we'll get into how this impacts Texas in a second.

00:35:53.000 This was right before secession.

00:35:55.000 Like, this was when people were talking about it, and it was just another example of the federal government telling states what they can do and saying, you know what?

00:36:02.000 We're not going to do our job.

00:36:03.000 We're going to reach until you had to do your job, by the way, and it pisses people off.

00:36:06.000 The other one in 1963, University of Alabama.

00:36:08.000 By the way, the secession movement in the South started like that same year.

00:36:11.000 Yeah, it was that same year it happened, right?

00:36:14.000 So 1963, University of Alabama desegregation, kind of this famous case where JFK federalized the National Guard.

00:36:20.000 Remember that, federalized the National Guard.

00:36:21.000 You might hear that for Texas, to stop Alabama Governor George Wallace from preventing desegregation at the University of Alabama.

00:36:27.000 And here's the famous clip from that.

00:36:29.000 Yes.

00:36:31.000 The consequences of your stand must rest with you.

00:36:33.000 The choice is yours.

00:36:36.000 I would ask you once again to responsibly step aside.

00:36:41.000 And if you do not, I'm going to assure you that the orders of those courts will be enforced.

00:36:48.000 Why is a police officer in a hard hat?

00:36:50.000 Well, you never know.

00:36:51.000 You don't really see that very often, do you?

00:36:53.000 It's protective gear.

00:36:53.000 No.

00:36:54.000 It's a helmet.

00:36:55.000 They didn't have, you know, good helmets back then, so they look like hard hats.

00:36:57.000 Do you know what happened later that year?

00:36:59.000 Anybody notice the date?

00:37:00.000 Yeah, they replaced it with a police hat.

00:37:01.000 Yes.

00:37:04.000 June 23rd, 1963.

00:37:05.000 What happened?

00:37:06.000 JFK was shot later that year.

00:37:08.000 I'm not tying these two things together necessarily.

00:37:10.000 What I'm saying is there is a big kind of movement of people frustrated at the federal government for either overreaching or not doing their job the way that they should.

00:37:21.000 It's a big deal what's going on in Texas right now.

00:37:23.000 This may be one of the biggest things that happens for states because of some of the other support that you've got obviously coming in for the state of Texas from all over the country.

00:37:32.000 I think we're at the point where... Yeah, go Nick.

00:37:33.000 Isn't there a Tenth Amendment? 0.95

00:37:34.000 Is that the federalism thing?

00:37:35.000 Where the responsibilities of the feds can't get them picked up by the states? 0.95

00:37:41.000 How come I was not being mentioned?

00:37:43.000 Well the federal government is supposed to, in a statement from one of the supporters here, Ron DeSantis from Florida, we'll get to it in a second, in his statement he's basically saying like, they never would have signed on to join the Union if this was not there.

00:37:55.000 We will protect our borders.

00:37:56.000 If Mexico invades, If you don't have borders, you don't have a union.

00:38:00.000 I do think that at some point in our lifetime we are headed for some kind of national divorce or some kind of organization.

00:38:10.000 Let's be honest here.

00:38:11.000 Your tax dollars right now, your tax dollars, you're in Texas, you're in the state of Florida, end up going to pay For crap in San Francisco and California that you don't support, you have nothing to do with, and those people actively fight against you?

00:38:23.000 We don't share the same fundamental values anymore.

00:38:26.000 We really don't.

00:38:27.000 We're really at the point where it doesn't make sense, especially if they're not even going to protect the borders.

00:38:33.000 What kind of a union do you have?

00:38:35.000 Genuinely curious if you think, for the first time, I believe in our lifetime.

00:38:39.000 We're headed for that.

00:38:40.000 I think we definitely are happy for that.

00:38:41.000 And you did a change my mind on this.

00:38:41.000 I believe it.

00:38:42.000 I don't know when you did it, but I'm actually, I'm wearing this shirt.

00:38:44.000 Secure Our Border Changed My Mind.

00:38:46.000 Go get it at CrowderShop.com.

00:38:47.000 Do you say Shakira Our Border?

00:38:48.000 Yes, Shakira.

00:38:49.000 Secure Our Border.

00:38:50.000 Shakira, Shakira.

00:38:52.000 Shakira Our Border.

00:38:53.000 If you have any doubt about the importance of securing the border, go watch that Change My Mind.

00:38:56.000 Yeah.

00:38:57.000 Go watch you talking to people about this and laying out the case for why a secure border is necessary.

00:39:03.000 And just saying you have a border doesn't really mean you have a border.

00:39:05.000 Right.

00:39:05.000 It doesn't do anything to just draw a line in the sand and not defend it.

00:39:08.000 Right.

00:39:09.000 I use that change my mind thing, I'm spucking up my marriage.

00:39:15.000 You should make me a BLT, change my mind.

00:39:19.000 She makes a really crappy BLT and you're like, well you changed my mind. 0.91

00:39:23.000 Secure my zipper. 1.00

00:39:28.000 You're gross. 1.00

00:39:29.000 You're gross. 1.00

00:39:31.000 That's about how it goes. 0.98

00:39:32.000 So, we also have, by the way, a lot of Republican support, which is often surprising because it's like the world's biggest high school.

00:39:38.000 So the people who backed Abbott, who's a wheelchair guy, you have Glenn Youngkin from Virginia, you have Brian Kemp from Georgia, but then you also have Ron DeSantis, Christy Noem, Mike Johnson, and of course, oh, this also surprised me, former South Carolina governor Nikki Haley had this to say.

00:39:54.000 I told them that if they would do this, that South Carolina would wrap their arms around them and take care of them.

00:40:00.000 I now officially work for you.

00:40:03.000 There is nothing that you could need that we won't make sure that we deliver.

00:40:06.000 Sorry, right clip.

00:40:10.000 China's throwing people at us left and right. 0.93

00:40:12.000 You'll hear more about that soon.

00:40:13.000 Is that a Chinese flag?

00:40:15.000 That's a Chinese flag.

00:40:16.000 I wish the yellow star was a little more prominent in that shot.

00:40:20.000 And then she looks, she's like, isn't there supposed to be another flag?

00:40:22.000 Oh no, it's just the Chinese flag.

00:40:23.000 Oh, me, it's all fine.

00:40:27.000 Go bind your feet, you... Nick rubs off.

00:40:31.000 Go shoplift.

00:40:32.000 Yes, go shoplift!

00:40:32.000 Yes.

00:40:35.000 Shouldn't you be ripping off a pack of pork chops in public? 0.92

00:40:40.000 I don't know, they do a lot of pork.

00:40:47.000 I'm just saying, the Asians contribute so much to our country. 0.98

00:40:54.000 We're making them to be thieves, we don't let them into Harvard. 0.96

00:40:57.000 I mean, I'm not a big, the Chinese, I know they're buying up land. 1.00

00:41:00.000 The Asian-Americans who are here are doing a lot of it.

00:41:03.000 She wants the communists. 0.92

00:41:04.000 No, I understand.

00:41:04.000 She works for them, which would almost mean she's a communist.

00:41:09.000 Yeah.

00:41:09.000 That's the whole idea.

00:41:10.000 Nikki Haley is a communist. 0.61

00:41:12.000 Yes, she is.

00:41:13.000 Change my mind.

00:41:16.000 No, I don't do it if I know that in good faith you cannot change my mind.

00:41:20.000 She doesn't have a red dot, she has a yellow star.

00:41:22.000 Yes, she does.

00:41:24.000 And size two feet.

00:41:28.000 I don't know why that culture... Can someone out there... When did that become sexy to them? 0.99

00:41:32.000 Why?

00:41:32.000 I like a girl with crippled feet.

00:41:34.000 Endured lifelong pain from breaking her toes and her foot slowly. 1.00

00:41:39.000 You don't like a girl with a big bunion and fucked up... 1.00

00:41:43.000 Her feet look like Jurassic Park feet. 1.00

00:41:45.000 Those are sexy.

00:41:50.000 I love it! 1.00

00:41:51.000 You don't like twisted toes and shit? 0.99

00:41:54.000 No, well, you know what? 1.00

00:41:56.000 You know what?

00:41:56.000 The truth is, I'm making a judgment and I've never spent time around it.

00:41:56.000 I don't know.

00:42:00.000 It may be one of those things that, hey, I shouldn't take off the table because I may really like it.

00:42:03.000 Go to any podiatrist, Ronnie, sit in the waiting room for a few minutes.

00:42:06.000 That's what Dick Morris does in his off time.

00:42:09.000 Look up their sandals.

00:42:13.000 Foot binding was viewed as a rite of passage for young girls and was believed to be preparation for puberty, menstruation, and childbirth.

00:42:22.000 It symbolized a girl's willingness to obey just as it limited the mobility and power of females, kept women subordinate to men.

00:42:28.000 Hold on, hold on, time out.

00:42:29.000 You think we need a leg up, men?

00:42:33.000 Physically over women? 0.99

00:42:34.000 Oh man, if we don't break their feet when they're young, they're going to just run right over us.

00:42:38.000 I guess that's what they say.

00:42:39.000 Chun-Li from Street Fighter.

00:42:40.000 The Chinese man.

00:42:42.000 That's why she could kick so fast. 1.00

00:42:44.000 All men listening, go out the next time you buy him four sizes too small.

00:42:48.000 Let's get a whole national movement going.

00:42:49.000 You've got to do it slowly so they don't even notice.

00:42:49.000 No, no, no.

00:42:52.000 It's like half a size.

00:42:55.000 And then when she gets pregnant, it's like the Grinch's heart. 0.53

00:43:00.000 So, back to the constitutionality, but if you have small feet, send pictures.

00:43:05.000 We still do have, this has been going on.

00:43:08.000 What is it?

00:43:08.000 We went on a date with Steven Crowder, right?

00:43:11.000 Yeah, that's still going on.

00:43:13.000 DateStevenAtLotterWithCrowder.com Yeah, I want to see this.

00:43:17.000 List your likes, dislikes.

00:43:19.000 I don't love long walks on the beach, I just have to warn you.

00:43:21.000 But, we'll go through submissions at some point.

00:43:22.000 Oh, there we go.

00:43:23.000 My point is... Wait a minute, this is a little girl.

00:43:23.000 That's nice.

00:43:26.000 No, that was a... That was like an 11-year-old.

00:43:28.000 What are you, Biden?

00:43:29.000 Well, she has size 2 feet, so I don't care. 1.00

00:43:31.000 And why is she... Oh, that was Bosworth staring up at Dan Aykroyd.

00:43:31.000 It's Kate Bosworth.

00:43:34.000 The truth is, it was ruined for me.

00:43:35.000 Kate Bosworth was adorable until I saw the flippers she was walking on. 1.00

00:43:38.000 I was like, what are those, skis?

00:43:41.000 Got one different colored eye.

00:43:42.000 You have human-sized feet.

00:43:45.000 You're way over the hill.

00:43:47.000 Alright.

00:43:48.000 Back to the constitutionality here.

00:43:50.000 Article 1, Section 10, Clause 3 of the Constitution.

00:43:53.000 We have Carrie Lake coming up in a little bit if she, hopefully, isn't watching. 0.55

00:43:59.000 And it says, no state shall, without the consent of Congress, lay any duty of tonnage, keep

00:44:04.000 troops or ships of war in times of peace, enter into any agreement or compact with another

00:44:10.000 state or with a foreign power, or engage in war unless actually invaded or in such imminent

00:44:15.000 danger as it will not admit of delay.

00:44:18.000 So theoretically, it means that the states can now assist Texas with the illegal crossing.

00:44:23.000 That means that Arizona can say, hold my, hold my, whatever it is, tequila, what do 0.92

00:44:28.000 they drink there?

00:44:29.000 Tequila? Probably tequila. Mezcal? Alright.

00:44:33.000 How dare you go with, like, the basic response?

00:44:36.000 It's 99 cents.

00:44:37.000 It's 99 cents.

00:44:38.000 It doesn't fare badly, Arizona iced tea.

00:44:38.000 And you know what?

00:44:40.000 Whatever.

00:44:41.000 It still holds up.

00:44:42.000 I'm just saying.

00:44:42.000 It still holds up, Nick.

00:44:43.000 I did that to make you sound funny, Joe.

00:44:45.000 Thank you.

00:44:45.000 Go ahead.

00:44:46.000 It's gonna take more than that, Nick.

00:44:51.000 So other states can say, hey, you know what, Texas?

00:44:53.000 We're going to throw in.

00:44:54.000 It would make sense for states to do that.

00:44:54.000 And you know what?

00:44:56.000 If they need to protect their borders.

00:44:56.000 Yeah.

00:44:58.000 Because if Texas does it and the next state over doesn't do it, guess what?

00:45:01.000 You still don't have a border.

00:45:03.000 So you have to force New Mexico to put up.

00:45:05.000 Yeah.

00:45:06.000 And we have this too.

00:45:07.000 As far as the president in Arizona versus the United States, Scalia acknowledged that Article One provides, here's a quote, for the state's sovereign interest in protecting their borders.

00:45:17.000 So here is Where I find this gets interesting.

00:45:21.000 It kind of puts former Vice President Biden in a corner.

00:45:24.000 And a question to you is, what do you think the Biden administration does here?

00:45:29.000 Really, there are kind of two options, I would say.

00:45:31.000 And I'm sure there's a door number three, and you'll say it's binary thinking.

00:45:34.000 2A.

00:45:37.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:45:37.000 2A.

00:45:39.000 So option one is the Biden administration, they can basically do nothing.

00:45:43.000 They can basically do nothing until this goes to court. 0.99

00:45:45.000 Yeah, well this will make them look like the, you know, soppy wet bitches that they are. 1.00

00:45:45.000 They're good at doormatting. 1.00

00:45:49.000 Option two would be send in the troops to arrest...

00:45:54.000 Abbott, and of course that would actually put Biden in a situation where he looks like someone trying to directly aid in illegal immigration to the United States, which is not necessarily better.

00:46:05.000 It really kind of is a no-win situation.

00:46:07.000 All that was required was someone to take action, in this case a wheelchair guy, and now you end up where Biden is really kind of in a bind. 0.63

00:46:15.000 So if he does that, and by the way we also do have some AI predictive technology, they've simulated what the arrest of Greg Abbott may look like.

00:46:23.000 Abbott doesn't play.

00:46:26.000 He does not play around.

00:46:26.000 Let me give you the 2A.

00:46:28.000 So 2 is that he gets arrested, right?

00:46:28.000 Oh my god.

00:46:29.000 I know you didn't call me b****. 0.96

00:46:31.000 Abbott doesn't play. 0.97

00:46:33.000 He does not play around.

00:46:35.000 Let me give you the 2A.

00:46:37.000 So 2 is that he gets arrested, right?

00:46:39.000 So obviously right there he would do his best to roll away.

00:46:42.000 But nonetheless, if unsuccessful, they could federalize the National Guard, or the troops here in Texas.

00:46:49.000 could federalize like they did in Alabama, right? And if they do that to the Texas— 0.96

00:46:53.000 Well, clarify for people tuning in, who's they?

00:46:55.000 Yeah, who's they? I was gonna ask that.

00:46:56.000 So the federal government federalizes the— It sounded like you were saying add it federally.

00:47:00.000 Yeah, that's what I thought.

00:47:00.000 So Joe Biden can do that and come in and say, no, no, no, you work for me now, right? Basically,

00:47:06.000 like, I'm the captain. So he comes in and does that. He's actually—I mean, that is probably

00:47:10.000 the most incendiary thing that you can do, which is why I think that one big example that we have

00:47:15.000 is the only one that I can think of. I'm sure that there may be potentially another

00:47:19.000 example out there. But if you do that, you're not just for open borders.

00:47:24.000 You're willing to start a war with a state, essentially, because you're for open borders.

00:47:30.000 Because you want to be able to cut down the razor wire that is protecting the border.

00:47:34.000 It doesn't give him any good outs, but this is serious.

00:47:38.000 Because it's something that Republicans are talking about right now.

00:47:40.000 Donald Trump says that Republicans shouldn't try to solve this problem before the election.

00:47:45.000 I don't think the Republicans could ever solve this problem before the election.

00:47:48.000 I don't think you have to send that memo, President Trump.

00:47:51.000 What I do think they need to do, though, is actually, when they get into power, do something now.

00:47:57.000 Executive order, build the wall.

00:47:58.000 What is it, $11 billion to $20 billion on the high side of it?

00:48:01.000 We can do that in a heartbeat.

00:48:03.000 According to NPR, $11 billion.

00:48:04.000 We had an old report, the most generous, I believe it was from NBC or ABC.

00:48:07.000 We'll make all the references available.

00:48:08.000 You can go check the Change My Mind.

00:48:09.000 It was like $20 billion.

00:48:11.000 $150 billion plus is what it costs taxpayers every year, not to mention the crime.

00:48:16.000 And if you don't have a board, you don't have a country.

00:48:19.000 Remember that standoff with the cattle ranchers or something?

00:48:21.000 Yeah, Bundy.

00:48:22.000 We're that close to setting off a civil war.

00:48:25.000 We really are.

00:48:26.000 That was the same deal, right?

00:48:28.000 The feds were saying you can't do this on that property.

00:48:30.000 About land rights and the mineral rights.

00:48:32.000 This is about citizens, period, who just want to be able to live in a state where they feel protected.

00:48:32.000 It was a little more convoluted.

00:48:37.000 I mean, imagine living in southern Texas here.

00:48:37.000 Right.

00:48:40.000 If you're living in that area, you're living on the border.

00:48:41.000 The crime there is unbelievable.

00:48:43.000 It's rampant.

00:48:44.000 And they'll try and tell you, actually, immigrants, these are the lies that they'll use. 1.00

00:48:47.000 We've gone through this and it changed my mind.

00:48:49.000 And this doesn't necessarily address the moral imperative for a nation to protect its borders.

00:48:54.000 They'll say, actually, immigrants here are far more likely to obey the law.

00:48:58.000 No, that's not true.

00:48:59.000 You're talking about legal immigrants because it's really hard to figure out what kinds of crimes illegal immigrants are committing.

00:49:04.000 And when you actually try and control for illegal immigrants, which is very hard to do, it's many, many multiples more as far as them being likely to commit a crime. 0.98

00:49:11.000 Outside of the crime of coming here illegally.

00:49:13.000 And that affects people, generally speaking, in impoverished neighborhoods, often legal immigrants who live in these neighborhoods, quite a bit.

00:49:20.000 So they'll use that argument.

00:49:22.000 And then they'll try and say, oh, well, hold on, don't you have a heart?

00:49:24.000 What about DREAMers? 1.00

00:49:25.000 They don't believe in deporting illegal immigrants who are literally in prison right now.

00:49:28.000 It's not about DREAMers. 0.99

00:49:30.000 Hold on a second.

00:49:32.000 These people are just seeking a better life.

00:49:33.000 They're seeking asylum.

00:49:35.000 They're not seeking asylum. 1.00

00:49:36.000 They're coming from countries that simply suck. 1.00

00:49:37.000 They don't have good economic opportunities. 0.99

00:49:39.000 They're not being persecuted for their religion.

00:49:40.000 They're not being persecuted for their point of view.

00:49:42.000 They are just coming here for economic opportunity.

00:49:46.000 This, of course, all of this facilitates an environment where we have more slaves on earth than ever in recorded history.

00:49:53.000 We need to be very, very clear about that.

00:49:55.000 There is nothing compassionate.

00:49:56.000 Do you really think that the vast majority of these people coming over right now are families just seeking a better life?

00:50:02.000 That's not what's happening.

00:50:04.000 You are breeding exploitation, and when that is the environment, of course you end up attracting more criminals, which is what we see everywhere that we have porous borders.

00:50:15.000 None of that matters in the sense that, it's all a moot point, if you just agree that it's a nation's job to protect the nation, this would qualify.

00:50:25.000 But we know the Biden administration and people like them hate this place, and they're hell-bent on it, and they didn't even have to hide it.

00:50:33.000 They said, you know, we're going to fill this place with people from terrible shitholes, we're going to have all the votes for the next whatever. 0.99

00:50:39.000 I mean, this has been in play, this plan, for a long time, and it's finally coming to fruition, and we're standing around with our thumbs up our asses going, ooh, is that the federal job? 0.92

00:50:52.000 I mean, Jesus! 0.95

00:50:53.000 And then they want to do everything they can to suppress Cubans. 0.98

00:50:59.000 Not the people who really, really hate communism, you know, whose dad was arrested because he played the saxophone.

00:51:06.000 I thought when you show those clips of the border there, I thought that was the opening of the New York Marathon.

00:51:11.000 That's what it looked like.

00:51:12.000 Exactly.

00:51:13.000 70,000 different ethnicities.

00:51:14.000 I thought it was World War Z, like where the people are trying to get into, but there's a wall there, I think, so that would be... That helps it.

00:51:21.000 And Kerry is coming on here in just a minute. 0.99

00:51:24.000 I think you can't underscore the point that you made enough.

00:51:26.000 This is allowing all of the worst forms of crime and debauchery and exploitation that you can think of.

00:51:34.000 The human trafficking side, the fentanyl that is killing people left and right in this country The ability for people to come in and have child sex slaves, the ability for people to come in and be taken advantage of, even if there's no slavery at that point, they're just taken advantage of because they don't get to use the system, and so they can't report a crime when it happens to them.

00:51:50.000 They can't report a boss that says, you know what, I'm keeping half your paycheck, sorry about that.

00:51:54.000 Do you want a job tomorrow?

00:51:55.000 I got 50 other people standing in line.

00:51:57.000 It allows for all of that, exactly, right?

00:52:00.000 It allows for all of that, and all you have to do, a very simple thing, is close the border, and then guess what you can do?

00:52:06.000 You can put the resources That used to go to cutting razor wire, because that's how you secure the border, apparently.

00:52:12.000 You can put it into the processing of people who come here legally, because right now, five, ten years down the line.

00:52:17.000 I don't even want legal immigrants. 1.00

00:52:19.000 Enough! 1.00

00:52:21.000 What do you think, would you rather be tripped up in razor wire or barbed wire?

00:52:21.000 Quick poll!

00:52:24.000 What do you think's worse?

00:52:25.000 Barbed.

00:52:26.000 I would rather be barbed.

00:52:27.000 You'd rather be barbed? 0.81

00:52:28.000 100%.

00:52:28.000 Why?

00:52:28.000 100% barbed.

00:52:29.000 100%.

00:52:29.000 Why?

00:52:30.000 Because I've been in barbed, haven't been in razor.

00:52:31.000 Razor sounds bad.

00:52:32.000 Yeah, razor would be way worse.

00:52:33.000 You've been in barbed wire?

00:52:33.000 You've been in barbed?

00:52:33.000 Yeah.

00:52:34.000 I've gotten caught in barbed wire.

00:52:35.000 Haven't we all, boys?

00:52:38.000 How did this happen, Mr. Boy Scout?

00:52:39.000 Let the man who hasn't cast the first stone.

00:52:41.000 Yeah, what were you doing?

00:52:46.000 How'd you get it meshed in barbed wire?

00:52:49.000 Tell me you got that.

00:52:50.000 I think a girl had a restraining order against him in college.

00:52:54.000 My buddy had a ranch that was like 30 minutes away.

00:52:56.000 We'd go out there and ride horses.

00:52:58.000 Okay, Mr. Kostner.

00:53:00.000 And girls.

00:53:02.000 There were ladies. 1.00

00:53:03.000 And they had barbed wire.

00:53:04.000 So occasionally you're on the fence line or something like that and you get nicked by it.

00:53:08.000 Well, nicked by it is not getting entangled in it.

00:53:10.000 Well, I wasn't crawling into another country.

00:53:13.000 I was hoping that you were riding a horse and didn't realize a perimeter had just got closed behind.

00:53:17.000 Have you seen my barbed wire scar?

00:53:20.000 Is there much of a difference?

00:53:21.000 Do you have a barbed wire scar?

00:53:22.000 I don't.

00:53:22.000 You don't?

00:53:23.000 No.

00:53:24.000 Barbed wire, it's supposed to stay in you though, right?

00:53:26.000 And razor wires are supposed to cut you?

00:53:28.000 Razor wire just slices you to pieces.

00:53:30.000 Barbed wire, you get caught on and you can't pull it out.

00:53:32.000 Barbed wire is more pokey.

00:53:33.000 Razor is more slicey.

00:53:34.000 I don't know what's worse.

00:53:35.000 Have people comment.

00:53:36.000 Throw it to a poll.

00:53:37.000 Comment.

00:53:38.000 I really don't know.

00:53:39.000 Barbed wire is dirtier.

00:53:40.000 I feel like you'd get tetanus from barbed wire.

00:53:42.000 Yeah, you'd definitely get tetanus.

00:53:43.000 You're not going to get it from something slicing into you.

00:53:45.000 It's dirtier?

00:53:46.000 That's your problem?

00:53:48.000 It's like a fishing lure.

00:53:49.000 Tetanus is your issue?

00:53:50.000 It's like a fishing lure.

00:53:51.000 This barbed wire is filthy.

00:53:54.000 I'm going to the razor wire.

00:53:55.000 I'm bleeding out right now, but I am going to have tetanus!

00:53:58.000 I'm never eating here again.

00:54:02.000 I have standards.

00:54:04.000 That's what you do with what I see.

00:54:05.000 What are you doing with what I don't see? 0.69

00:54:06.000 This barbed wire is disgusting. 0.66

00:54:09.000 And then if you're poor, you just break glass on the top of the fence. 0.56

00:54:11.000 Right?

00:54:12.000 Yeah.

00:54:12.000 That's what I've heard.

00:54:13.000 You just put it up there and glue it down.

00:54:15.000 Yeah, you just break some glass.

00:54:17.000 The problem is, it's not a deterrent because people don't see it.

00:54:19.000 Well, that's even better.

00:54:21.000 They're already there.

00:54:23.000 Oh, that's dirty pool.

00:54:24.000 And then the damage is done.

00:54:25.000 Oh, it's just broken dirty glass.

00:54:28.000 So I guess it's just one of those things that you do just, you know, so deep down.

00:54:31.000 Yeah, you kind of just can picture the smile.

00:54:32.000 Here's an idea.

00:54:34.000 We have weapons flamethrowers.

00:54:35.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:54:36.000 I'm dead serious, I don't get shit. 0.99

00:54:38.000 Have you ever seen Congo? 0.99

00:54:39.000 Something along those lines.

00:54:41.000 I laughed, even when Trump was for the wall and stuff, I went along because I love Trump and stuff, but I just laugh at the concept of a wall.

00:54:47.000 if you're really serious about keeping people out of your...

00:54:50.000 ...

00:55:20.000 ...mines in a perimeter because of Cubans trying to get in to Guantanamo Bay.

00:55:24.000 So we do it at Gitmo?

00:55:25.000 Well, I don't know if they still have landmines, but I do know that they have all kinds of razor wire fences because Cubans would rather be in Guantanamo Bay prison than actually live out there in Cuba. 0.97

00:55:34.000 I did a USO show there.

00:55:34.000 I've been there.

00:55:36.000 Oh yeah, and Gitmo, there's that one place where they have the, what is it, not the pot pie, or the pot roast?

00:55:41.000 Yeah.

00:55:42.000 Yeah, and then there's a... Basketball courts.

00:55:45.000 Sounds amazing.

00:55:46.000 I'm just saying it's like a pub, but their pot roast is good.

00:55:48.000 Oh, okay, gotcha.

00:55:49.000 Yeah.

00:55:50.000 Sunsets, beaches.

00:55:51.000 Honestly.

00:55:51.000 Yeah.

00:55:52.000 Did you do the Mongolian barbecue night?

00:55:53.000 When you do it with the officers and they go out there in the big drum?

00:55:57.000 No, we didn't.

00:55:58.000 Anyway, it's a fun gig.

00:55:58.000 Oh.

00:55:59.000 It's a fun gig.

00:56:01.000 We did a Saw Cop thing.

00:56:02.000 It was very gay. 1.00

00:56:02.000 Yes, well, you know, we're out there with the Navy. 1.00

00:56:04.000 So, alright, hey, look, we do have her here as a guest, but I want to give you an update.

00:56:08.000 We talked about this yesterday.

00:56:10.000 So, then after our show yesterday, right now it's 10.05 Central, God's time, so 11.05 Eastern, Satan's time.

00:56:19.000 We played the audio for you, but after we played the audio on the show, DeWitt, the Arizona Republican Chair, Jeff DeWitt, resigned from his position.

00:56:29.000 So really quickly, before we bring her on, let me play the audio one more time.

00:56:33.000 After this audio, the man resigned.

00:56:35.000 Let's hit play and then bring on our lovely guest. 1.00

00:56:38.000 So what do they want?

00:56:38.000 What do they want me to do?

00:56:40.000 They want you to stay out for two years.

00:56:45.000 I'm gonna tell you what I got off of it.

00:56:45.000 Why?

00:56:47.000 But I said, you can do whatever you want. It's a talking head,

00:56:54.000 isn't it?

00:56:54.000 So the ask of me was, it's kind of funny, so the ask I got today from back east was

00:57:00.000 this is, he hesitated from asking.

00:57:03.000 Is there any companies out there or something that could just put her on the payroll and give her, to keep her out? 1.00

00:57:08.000 And I said, What do you want me to do?

00:57:12.000 Whatever we need to do.

00:57:13.000 This is about defeating Trump.

00:57:15.000 And I think that's a bad, bad thing for our country.

00:57:18.000 Is there a number at which... I can be bought?

00:57:21.000 That's what it's about.

00:57:24.000 You can take a pause for a couple of years.

00:57:25.000 No.

00:57:25.000 And then go right back to where you're at.

00:57:30.000 20 million?

00:57:30.000 10 million?

00:57:30.000 No.

00:57:31.000 30?

00:57:31.000 No.

00:57:33.000 No.

00:57:33.000 A billion?

00:57:36.000 This is not about money.

00:57:37.000 This is about our country.

00:57:40.000 There you go.

00:57:41.000 That is a bad lady. 1.00

00:57:42.000 In a good way.

00:57:43.000 Please welcome Carrie Lake.

00:57:49.000 And you can follow her at Carrie Lake on X and I mean, just support her everywhere.

00:57:54.000 Oh, Mrs. Lake, yes, you are on.

00:57:55.000 By the way, while we were getting ready, I saw you put the powder on.

00:57:58.000 I love how... it's okay.

00:58:00.000 I'm trying to make myself look a little better here.

00:58:02.000 It's early.

00:58:03.000 It made zero difference.

00:58:04.000 I mean that in the best way.

00:58:05.000 You already looked fine and you did this and she looks the same.

00:58:08.000 You just wake up like this.

00:58:10.000 No, I made a huge difference.

00:58:12.000 I had a little too much blush on one side and I was like, okay, I'm gonna just fix that right now.

00:58:16.000 Oh, blush is a cruel mistress. 1.00

00:58:18.000 I know that too.

00:58:19.000 So, Carrie Lake, first off, where's the best place for people right now to support you?

00:58:23.000 Because I know you have a lot going on.

00:58:24.000 You've been on the show so many times.

00:58:25.000 Oh my gosh, thanks for asking.

00:58:27.000 KariLake.com.

00:58:28.000 K-A-R-I-L-A-K-E dot com.

00:58:30.000 And you can find out where I stand on all the issues, what my plans are.

00:58:33.000 I want to go to Washington, D.C.

00:58:35.000 and help drain the swamp.

00:58:37.000 And you can tell there's a big swamp there.

00:58:39.000 And get some of these great policies that we saw under President Trump, get them solidified into law so we don't have to worry about another Joe Biden coming in and destroying our country.

00:58:49.000 Well okay and I want to get to that because obviously we're going to be talking about the 2024 Senate race and I don't really talk politics so much on the show and really this is more of a cultural issue and it's a symptom of something that we see at large both in conservative media and with these Republican PACs.

00:59:03.000 I said this yesterday and I would If I'm incorrect, you tell me.

00:59:07.000 This was recorded, this made it out, so this is a shakedown.

00:59:10.000 Let's be clear, this was a shakedown.

00:59:11.000 And often when people hear about a shakedown, as we just did yesterday with DeWitt, who resigned, it's the last shakedown that someone was willing to possibly endure and you had had enough.

00:59:21.000 I'm willing to bet this is not the first time something like this has happened or someone has approached you like this, correct?

00:59:28.000 Not like that.

00:59:29.000 That was kind of extra special, I guess you could say.

00:59:33.000 I have had other things where you just go, wow, this is just a slimy, disgusting world. 0.72

00:59:37.000 Politics is... I came from journalism and that's pretty, you know, pretty corrupt as well. 0.93

00:59:42.000 It's propaganda.

00:59:43.000 So I've had other things happen in politics where I just look at my husband or one of my team members and go, can you believe that?

00:59:50.000 But this one, to be honest, I hadn't even re-listened to this.

00:59:54.000 Since it happened.

00:59:55.000 Something struck me this week.

00:59:57.000 I just got the feels and I went, I want to listen to that again.

01:00:02.000 And I dug it out and I played it.

01:00:06.000 We were at the dinner table, and I said, I just wanna hear how that conversation went down again.

01:00:10.000 And my daughter, she's 20, she was sitting there, and we played it, and we were just shocked.

01:00:17.000 I remembered it, I've described it, I've talked about it in speeches, but hearing it again, and my daughter looked at me and said, Mom, what are you gonna do about that?

01:00:25.000 She said, does that guy still have a job with the Republican Party?

01:00:29.000 And I said, yeah, he still runs the Arizona GOP.

01:00:34.000 She says, he's unethical.

01:00:36.000 That's terrible, Mom.

01:00:38.000 And so I had that, my daughter's guilt on me.

01:00:43.000 And that's one of the reasons that that is out now.

01:00:46.000 Can I ask you, first off, were you the one recording when that took place?

01:00:51.000 Yes, I was recording.

01:00:52.000 I'd gotten a call, I was home, it was back in, I think it was the last day of February, the first day of March of last year, and I'd gotten a call from Jeff, and he said, hey, I'm real close to your house, I'm like right outside your neighborhood, I gotta come over, are you around?

01:01:08.000 And I said, I'm really busy right now, to be honest, I'm finishing my book, I'm packing for CPAC, and he goes, it'll just be real short, five, 10 minutes, and I'm writing.

01:01:17.000 Oh, old, doesn't-get-the-message Jeff, sounds like him.

01:01:21.000 I said, Jeff, if this is about talking me out of running for Senate because some other people in kind of his circle have been trying to talk me out of running for Senate, I'm not really interested.

01:01:32.000 And he said, well, no, no, no, no, no.

01:01:34.000 I just it'll be five minutes, but I can't talk to you about what I have to say.

01:01:37.000 It can't be done on the phone.

01:01:38.000 I have to do it in person, which is always like a big red flag that goes up.

01:01:42.000 Right.

01:01:42.000 It's like what?

01:01:43.000 So I thought, well, maybe there's going to be a threat.

01:01:45.000 I just didn't know what to expect.

01:01:47.000 So I just flipped on a little microphone and invited him into my home.

01:01:51.000 And he sat at my dining room table and that's what transpired.

01:01:56.000 And I was really shocked.

01:01:58.000 I was absolutely I was horrified at the time.

01:02:01.000 I'm like, is this really happening?

01:02:03.000 You know, am I a candid camera?

01:02:05.000 What's going on here?

01:02:07.000 But it wasn't until I re-listened to it, you know, 11 months later, just earlier in the week, in front of my daughter, and she heard it, and my husband heard it, and we went, oh my gosh, this is absolutely bribery.

01:02:19.000 This is bribery.

01:02:21.000 It's not only bribery, it's combined with intimidation.

01:02:21.000 Yeah.

01:02:25.000 When someone is saying, well, a lot of these people would like it if you stepped back.

01:02:29.000 So in one hand, you could have some money, or in the other hand, you now know that there are these powerful people who really don't want you popping your head up.

01:02:36.000 And it's almost like they're trying to give you a choice while letting you know that you have no choice.

01:02:41.000 That's what really bothers me.

01:02:43.000 Well, it just shows you wonder why more good people don't get into politics.

01:02:47.000 If this is happening to everybody who dares to step foot in politics, this is why there's very few people.

01:02:52.000 And this is why they hate Trump.

01:02:53.000 I know you guys don't want to get political, but Washington D.C.

01:02:57.000 hates Donald Trump.

01:02:58.000 I want to send people to Washington D.C.

01:03:01.000 that Washington D.C.

01:03:02.000 hates.

01:03:03.000 You know, in this audio recording, you heard about the Backscratching Club.

01:03:07.000 I'm not going to join the Backscratching Club.

01:03:09.000 Right. 0.99

01:03:10.000 I'm going to join the Ass-Kicking Club, okay? 0.99

01:03:13.000 Yes. 0.97

01:03:13.000 And we're not going to be scratching backs, and they already don't want me, that's fine, the people do, and we need to get some people in D.C. 0.97

01:03:23.000 who are actually going to do as our Founding Fathers envisioned and work for We the People.

01:03:27.000 Yes, and you know what, this is a big problem.

01:03:29.000 When I say they're important cultural tie-ins just because people sometimes don't think about micro-politics and how it affects them, You know, this also happens, we've talked about this in conservative media, when you're talking about these PACs, right?

01:03:38.000 These are 501c4s.

01:03:38.000 A lot of these entities out there have 501c3s, and there are a few key donors across the board in the Republican side of the movement.

01:03:46.000 And that's why so many candidates look the same.

01:03:49.000 I mean, you were there when, you know, it did stand up at the Arizona, I don't know, it was the Federal Theater.

01:03:54.000 You saw how many people were there, and that is not something that any politician or any PAC would like to see happen, right?

01:04:01.000 They would say, this is far too rambunctious, this is far too edgy, but guess what?

01:04:05.000 The people do.

01:04:07.000 And it's a real problem because I've never, so in doing all of those shows, and you were there, I've never once in my life met a Lindsey Graham fan, a Mitch McConnell fan, a Paul Ryan fan, a Mitt Romney fan, I've met plenty of Carrie Lake fans.

01:04:21.000 I've met plenty of Donald Trump fans.

01:04:23.000 And yes, Ron DeSantis fans.

01:04:24.000 But the truth is, these candidates all look the same because there are few key people who pick them.

01:04:30.000 And the same thing often happens in media.

01:04:32.000 It happens in media, too, where it becomes very monotonous.

01:04:35.000 And it seems to me like you ran into this sort of, well, they tried to stonewall Well, you exposed what was happening in media, even in alternative media.

01:04:44.000 You're going to go work for this group or this conglomerate.

01:04:46.000 We're starting to get alternative media that's kind of growing and becoming bigger.

01:04:50.000 And you're going to have to push kind of their line and what they want.

01:04:54.000 And you lose your freedoms when you do that.

01:04:56.000 But this just goes to show you How deep the corruption in D.C.

01:04:59.000 is.

01:05:00.000 Somebody said, who was it back East?

01:05:00.000 I don't know.

01:05:02.000 Who are these people?

01:05:03.000 I've thought about it.

01:05:03.000 I've come up with people.

01:05:05.000 It could be.

01:05:06.000 But the sad thing is it could literally be hundreds of people or entities.

01:05:12.000 And most people don't have the ability.

01:05:15.000 A lot of these politicians, maybe they don't have the megaphone that I have where they can say, look what just happened.

01:05:21.000 Yeah.

01:05:22.000 They just don't have the ability.

01:05:23.000 Well, then what they'll do is they'll attack the messenger, right?

01:05:25.000 And they'll say, oh, I can't believe she would record him.

01:05:27.000 That was a private conversation rather than addressing the content.

01:05:30.000 So I'm glad that he resigned.

01:05:31.000 That's good.

01:05:31.000 He's gone now.

01:05:33.000 And I would assume that he, obviously this is, did he admit, did he fully admit that it was the direct result of this or did he just try and do it quietly, not acknowledge it?

01:05:41.000 I don't know.

01:05:41.000 He wrote a two-page diatribe that I tried to get through and I was like, you know, where is the, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that.

01:05:50.000 Arizona, I'm going to work to make amends and make this better.

01:05:53.000 And I am resigning because we need the Republican Party to be strong in this most pivotal year, going into the 2024 election, where we either keep our republic or lose it.

01:06:02.000 Yeah.

01:06:03.000 And I am, he behaved unethically.

01:06:06.000 He didn't mention that.

01:06:07.000 He tried to say like, this is a normal conversation between friends.

01:06:10.000 Steve and I I have a lot of friends.

01:06:11.000 I've never had a conversation, or this is a normal business conversation.

01:06:16.000 How many of you out there work for a business or run a business where this would be an acceptable conversation?

01:06:22.000 Also, I'm willing to bet he's not a friend.

01:06:25.000 That's something else he'll say, right?

01:06:26.000 We're friends!

01:06:26.000 I'm willing to bet you and Jeff DeWitt are not friends.

01:06:30.000 No.

01:06:31.000 After this happened, I was shocked.

01:06:34.000 It was like, oh my gosh, I can't believe it.

01:06:36.000 And him acting like it didn't happen and just like, oh, hey, how you doing?

01:06:39.000 I'm like, dude, do you not remember that conversation at my dining room table?

01:06:45.000 Get away from me.

01:06:46.000 Yeah, I know. 0.97

01:06:47.000 Plus, I just think he's a wiener.

01:06:49.000 All right, let me ask you this.

01:06:50.000 What are your plans for 2024?

01:06:52.000 I know there's a Senate race, obviously we're talking about nationally.

01:06:56.000 A lot of people are talking about Donald Trump's VP pick.

01:06:58.000 Your name has been thrown around.

01:07:01.000 What are you thinking?

01:07:02.000 What is Carrie Lake going to be doing? 1.00

01:07:04.000 I'm thinking about our country right now.

01:07:06.000 It weighs very heavy on my heart of how we get through this very tumultuous year and if we can survive on the other side of it.

01:07:14.000 And so I think the best place for me is the U.S.

01:07:16.000 Senate, frankly.

01:07:18.000 We've got to get the U.S.

01:07:19.000 Senate in the hands of the Republicans.

01:07:20.000 We can't have Chuck Schumer in charge of the Senate and President Trump in the White House.

01:07:25.000 We've got to have some backup for him there so he can get his judicial picks, his Supreme Court picks, his Cabinet picks.

01:07:32.000 And we have a great opportunity in Arizona to take back the Senate seat from a liberal who's sitting in that seat right now.

01:07:39.000 So I think this is really a great opportunity.

01:07:41.000 I think the country needs to make sure that we have a strong Senate.

01:07:45.000 The Senate is very important and I think that's a great fit for me.

01:07:49.000 I see myself standing on the Senate floor on Inauguration Day in January of 2025 and working for the people.

01:07:58.000 Standing on a Jeff DeWitt skin rug. 0.69

01:08:02.000 That's figurative.

01:08:03.000 That's a joke, people.

01:08:04.000 Okay, just to be clear.

01:08:05.000 That'd be pretty slimy.

01:08:07.000 I might slip and fall on that one.

01:08:11.000 Home Alone Senate.

01:08:13.000 Let me ask you one thing, though, because some people said, obviously with your last election, how confident are you that the election interference, the shenanigans that took place in the last election that you encountered, that those won't take place when you run for office again?

01:08:25.000 Because you have a lot of people out there I don't think they're being defeatist if they look at what happened with you, they look at what happened with Donald Trump and they go, yeah but maybe it doesn't matter if we vote anyway because look at what they polled.

01:08:36.000 Well, this is why they don't like populists.

01:08:38.000 You know, they've been messing with elections forever.

01:08:41.000 And when you get a populist on the ticket, like Donald Trump, you know, if you get the two mamby-pambys like you described, and then the result is 51 to 49, you go, well, okay, they were both kind of eh. 0.85

01:08:51.000 When you get a populist like Trump, who's filling stadiums and the people are for him, and they're flying Trump flags on their trucks.

01:08:58.000 And they were doing the same with our race for governor, flying Carrie Lake flags and showing up in huge numbers.

01:09:03.000 Then when they skew the election and mess with it, nobody believes it.

01:09:07.000 That's why they hate opulence.

01:09:09.000 So, um, we haven't fixed it.

01:09:11.000 You're right.

01:09:11.000 We haven't fixed it.

01:09:12.000 And unfortunately, the people who've taken over our government here are a bunch of, um, you know, corrupt people as well, but we're, we're making, uh, what we've done is we've, we've educated the public as to what they're doing.

01:09:22.000 So they got to come up with new ways each time.

01:09:24.000 And I think they're really, they're worried about how they're going to cheat or rig the next election, because that's why they're trying to lock Trump up.

01:09:31.000 That's why they're coming after me.

01:09:33.000 The people who ran the election, government official, suing me now for defamation for exposing how they rigged our election.

01:09:40.000 I mean, they want to silence us.

01:09:43.000 They want to scare us.

01:09:44.000 They want to make us penniless and destitute.

01:09:47.000 And I'm just not going to shut my mouth when there's wrongdoing in our country.

01:09:52.000 So we're going to keep moving forward every day.

01:09:54.000 We just pray to God, you know, use us today the way you see fit and we are all yours and we want to help Help take this country back.

01:10:02.000 Well, I appreciate it.

01:10:02.000 I want less shutting of your mouth, but more of Nikki Haley.

01:10:05.000 Someone duct tape that shut. 1.00

01:10:08.000 Carrie Lake, thank you so much.

01:10:09.000 We always love having you here.

01:10:10.000 I know you have other things to go on, too.

01:10:11.000 Thank you for taking the time.

01:10:12.000 All right.

01:10:13.000 Thank you, Stephen.

01:10:13.000 God bless you.

01:10:14.000 Be well.

01:10:15.000 This has been Kerry Lake.

01:10:22.000 What?

01:10:22.000 I have an idea.

01:10:23.000 I wanted to tell her, but we'll tell her offline here, so Pops Crowder, make sure you get this to her. 0.98

01:10:28.000 I would like, we can do this, or she can do this, we can send back scratchers to all of Congress that say, scratch your own damn back, courtesy of Carrie Lake. 1.00

01:10:37.000 I think that would be a pretty good thing to do. 0.97

01:10:40.000 You always had a calling as a novelty salesman.

01:10:42.000 I did, yes.

01:10:43.000 He's got some ideas sometimes.

01:10:45.000 He's an idea man.

01:10:46.000 He's an idea man.

01:10:48.000 Note to self.

01:10:49.000 Paul Starkist.

01:10:49.000 I had a couple more things.

01:10:50.000 We'll talk about it after.

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Louder with Crowder - January 25, 2024

Abbot Vs. Biden: Texas Border War Explained! Guest Kari Lake

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