Louder with Crowder - April 10, 2023


ALEX JONES GUEST! WILL GOV. GREG ABBOTT PARDON TEXAS BLM SHOOTER?! | Louder with Crowder

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Steven Crowder
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Alex Jones The David Hogg John Leguizamo Mike Tyson Mario Brothers Greta Thunberg Muhammad Ali Mulvaney George W. Bush No Bud Light Andy Kaufman Chris Pratt Bill Hicks Gerald A. Steven Conspiracy Theorist Brian Stelter Ronald Reagan Daniel Perry Nick DiPaolo and 14 more
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1 hour and 41 minutes

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61.37

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6,208

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706

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Misogyny

20

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Toxicity

69

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Hate speech

22

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A police officer is shot and killed in the city of Louisville, Kentucky, and the rest of the wounded are being taken to the hospital. Meanwhile, we discuss transphobic attacks on women and children, and how to deal with it. Plus, we create a definitive list of the top trans-activists who have committed mass shootings.

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00:00:26.000 Alex?
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00:01:04.000 Strange animal, that's what I know Strange animal, how come they're all alone? 0.99
00:01:33.000 I'm the speedy disco Thanks for watching!
00:01:40.000 Mmm! That is a wonderful sip.
00:01:45.000 Hey, really quickly, just as we're coming in right now, live on CNN, looks like there was a shooting, including a police officer, six victims in Louisville.
00:01:55.000 So we'll get to the bottom of that, or we'll see what breaks as we do this live.
00:02:01.000 People will mock this, but obviously our prayers to the families, all of those affected, because That's all we can offer right now.
00:02:09.000 People say, oh, shouldn't we react?
00:02:10.000 No, no, no.
00:02:12.000 I'm learning about this right now because CNN just turned on, and that is not a time to create policy.
00:02:18.000 But we did have a lot that we were planning to get to today, and I don't know if we'll still have time to get to all of it, depending on what's happening with Louisville, but I don't know if you know this, Mario crushed at the box office.
00:02:27.000 Oh, good.
00:02:27.000 Yep, so that's a silver lining, that's a happy story.
00:02:30.000 Not so happy Riley Gaines was assaulted this weekend.
00:02:33.000 And we're going to put together here, we'll have, and we will not be able to do it on YouTube, so if you're watching, oh that's right, we're back on YouTube for a little bit.
00:02:40.000 Oh come on.
00:02:41.000 But we're not going to be on YouTube a lot today.
00:02:43.000 Do we have to?
00:02:43.000 We haven't figured out the rules yet.
00:02:45.000 Well, there are no rules.
00:02:46.000 That's the rule. 0.55
00:02:46.000 So, today, once we do this, we're putting together the definitive transgender hit list, meaning activists who have assaulted, who have committed mass shootings. 0.55
00:02:54.000 A lot of you kind of know the science behind some of the comorbidities that come with it, but we actually have put together a definitive list so you can reference it, and you have that kind of at your disposal, which we cannot do on the YouTube.
00:03:05.000 And we will also be talking, of course, about Daniel Perry in Austin, who was just convicted For what the detective and what the evidence said was a rightful shoot and the governor of Texas says was a rightful shoot in self-defense, but they're railroading the guy.
00:03:19.000 So my question for you are, you know, what do you think, my question for you is, ooh, bad grammar right off the top.
00:03:25.000 It's a rough day. 0.99
00:03:26.000 You dummy, you smooth brain, that's to myself. 0.98
00:03:28.000 What do you think the implications are for the country with the rise right now of trans violence and the emboldening of it? 0.99
00:03:34.000 We're seeing a lot of it, and I don't expect this to get better unless we start getting a handle on it.
00:03:40.000 And I mean, assessing the scenario realistically, not just under the guise of tolerance, as though that necessarily means compassion or empathy.
00:03:48.000 Gerald is CEO.
00:03:50.000 Gerald A., how are you, sir?
00:03:51.000 I'm doing well, sir.
00:03:52.000 How are you?
00:03:52.000 I'm good.
00:03:52.000 I'm distracted because of the shooting.
00:03:54.000 I was just in Louisville, and you know, it's not a nice place.
00:03:57.000 No.
00:03:57.000 No.
00:03:57.000 It is not.
00:03:58.000 That's right.
00:03:58.000 Yakuza was there, too.
00:04:00.000 He echoed very quickly, no, no.
00:04:02.000 By the way, happy Easter.
00:04:04.000 Happy Easter.
00:04:05.000 On a brighter note, somebody rose from the grave.
00:04:07.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:04:08.000 I do not deserve it at all.
00:04:09.000 When I think of the horrendous crap that I have done, and that Jesus was crucified for me, I'm like, I'm not supposed to feel bad, we're not supposed to have the guilt, but I do. 0.68
00:04:20.000 But I do. I'm like, ooh. 0.82
00:04:22.000 I remember what I did when I was in 14th...
00:04:24.000 not 14th...
00:04:26.000 8th grade when I was 14.
00:04:28.000 And the pictures I looked at...
00:04:30.000 She-Hulk? 0.95
00:04:31.000 Are those the worst of the offenses?
00:04:32.000 No, they're not the worst of the offenses.
00:04:34.000 Certainly not.
00:04:34.000 No, I did some stuff during the 30-hour famine at Youth Group to the Church Orange Juice that frankly could have killed people.
00:04:40.000 Lucky.
00:04:40.000 Yeah, and you know him, you love him.
00:04:42.000 We'll be talking about what's going on in Austin, so he came out.
00:04:44.000 We're always happy to have him in third chair.
00:04:46.000 You can go to madmaxworld.tv to watch him.
00:04:48.000 We'll be broadcasting from here today at noon.
00:04:51.000 Alex Jones, how are you, sir?
00:04:52.000 It is always great to be here, my friend.
00:04:54.000 And you even came in with your own headset, because you don't like headphones.
00:04:57.000 That's right. 0.63
00:04:58.000 I mean, I'm ugly enough, so I don't... I look like Princess Leia with headphones.
00:05:03.000 You look good with yours over there.
00:05:04.000 And hey, I've not sliced my nose open today.
00:05:06.000 That's true.
00:05:07.000 Did it heal up nicely?
00:05:08.000 It did.
00:05:09.000 Did you have to go to the doctor?
00:05:10.000 No.
00:05:10.000 Not that bad.
00:05:11.000 You just did a little bit of the thing, the thing, the tape?
00:05:13.000 Mm-hmm.
00:05:13.000 Yeah?
00:05:14.000 Good.
00:05:14.000 And you're not sick?
00:05:16.000 No, I was sick when I was here last time.
00:05:17.000 I feel very good today.
00:05:18.000 Good.
00:05:19.000 Yeah, he was sick as a dog.
00:05:20.000 But I couldn't miss this.
00:05:21.000 The biggest show of political talk out there.
00:05:24.000 Well, we appreciate it.
00:05:25.000 And yeah, last time he was like... Last time I was sick, I wasn't trying to be rude and not shake your hand.
00:05:30.000 I didn't know what I had.
00:05:31.000 I'm like, it's fine.
00:05:32.000 It's fine.
00:05:34.000 He's a very thoughtful guy.
00:05:35.000 He's a teddy... It doesn't hurt your image if I say you're a teddy bear, does it?
00:05:38.000 No, thank you very much.
00:05:39.000 You're a nice guy.
00:05:40.000 You're a very nice guy.
00:05:41.000 Alright, so before we move on to all of this... Before we move on to that, China's about to invade Taiwan, but no big deal.
00:05:46.000 Sorry, go ahead.
00:05:50.000 Do the Chiron? 0.99
00:05:52.000 We know it's been, I mean this has been festering for a while.
00:05:54.000 Do you mean there's actually been like... They've encircled it and they say they're ready to go and the word is they can start a blockade basically in the next few months and that leads to war.
00:06:02.000 I know that's not on the hit list, just thought I'd mention it.
00:06:04.000 Well that's in the next few months, Alex.
00:06:06.000 We're talking about today.
00:06:07.000 Yes.
00:06:08.000 We'll have months to get to it.
00:06:11.000 You're right, war with China, a little... No, of course we're going to get to it, Alex! 0.66
00:06:16.000 Alright, this is a great start to Monday.
00:06:19.000 No, we talked about that actually when Ukraine-Russia happened.
00:06:22.000 You know, a lot of people don't realize that depleting our reserve, depleting our stockpiles, when there actually is a United States national interest, when you understand, you know, the security of Taiwan, considering how reliant we are on them for chipsets.
00:06:32.000 80% of the chips?
00:06:33.000 Yep.
00:06:34.000 Like 80% of the world traffic goes through that strait?
00:06:36.000 Yeah.
00:06:37.000 It's a serious issue.
00:06:38.000 But I know that's for when World War III officially starts next month.
00:06:40.000 No, come on. 0.85
00:06:41.000 Okay, look.
00:06:43.000 This is like the tailgater for World War III. 0.67
00:06:45.000 Yes, exactly.
00:06:46.000 We're just all hanging out, having some beers.
00:06:47.000 No Bud Light.
00:06:48.000 No Bud Light.
00:06:49.000 Gingling.
00:06:49.000 By the way, they committed suicide.
00:06:51.000 I know, I know.
00:06:52.000 Or seppuku.
00:06:53.000 Have you seen the video of the woman that was their PR person?
00:06:55.000 She said, I took control of Bud Light the last year and I just thought this would energize it, make it glowing and new and loving. 0.99
00:07:01.000 Yeah, shut up, man. 0.94
00:07:02.000 How much you want to bet that in her Bud Light can was White Claw? 1.00
00:07:05.000 Oh yeah.
00:07:07.000 I'm not a hard seltzer kind of lady.
00:07:09.000 She also said, I gotta tell you, that the ads were offenses before.
00:07:12.000 Oh, yeah.
00:07:14.000 No, of course.
00:07:14.000 The masculine ads?
00:07:15.000 Yes.
00:07:15.000 Well, Budweiser used to have the Clydesdale Bud Light.
00:07:17.000 They had the Bud Light ladies. 1.00
00:07:19.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:07:19.000 And now we have penises. 0.99
00:07:21.000 We have ladies with penises. 1.00
00:07:22.000 Well, ladies and... Yeah, exactly. 1.00
00:07:23.000 Right.
00:07:24.000 Yeah, because why would you want to appeal to your target demographic?
00:07:27.000 But again, it's very obvious that Mulvaney is trolling everybody. 0.89
00:07:33.000 I mean, it's crazy comedian. 0.64
00:07:35.000 You think so?
00:07:35.000 You think it's an Andy Kaufman?
00:07:37.000 Oh, it's 100% Andy Kaufman.
00:07:38.000 Really?
00:07:39.000 Oh, I bet money.
00:07:40.000 I haven't heard this.
00:07:40.000 Is that so, Bill Hicks?
00:07:43.000 Yes, I know.
00:07:45.000 You see, Mulvaney faked his death and became a woman. 0.75
00:07:47.000 I faked my death and became Bill Hicks.
00:07:48.000 I mean, became Alex Jones.
00:07:50.000 Oh, the Internet with Conspiracy Theorists.
00:07:51.000 Alright, so on that topic, before we get to everything else, here is a woman who thinks, doesn't understand the actual definition of blasphemy. 1.00
00:08:01.000 If you're a homophobe, get off my f***ing page. 1.00
00:08:04.000 If you're a transphobe, get off my f***ing page. 1.00
00:08:07.000 If you're a racist, get off my f***ing page. 1.00
00:08:10.000 If you think it's cool to threaten people with the idea of hell, get off my f***ing page. 1.00
00:08:15.000 Yes! 0.99
00:08:16.000 I am doing blasphemy, yes! 0.99
00:08:21.000 And I am ready to go to hell! 0.94
00:08:23.000 Well, if that was Jesus, I'd be sitting there with the crowd at Pontius Pilate yelling, crucify him.
00:08:27.000 But the good news is, that's not!
00:08:29.000 Hey, if it wasn't bad enough to have Mulvaney as your spokesperson see sales tank 70% in just one week, now we've got people blaspheming Jesus on Easter.
00:08:36.000 Great idea, Bud Light!
00:08:37.000 I don't even think it's blasphemy.
00:08:38.000 It's just someone dressed up as Jesus.
00:08:40.000 No, I know, but I'm just saying.
00:08:41.000 We're not Islam, Alex. 0.99
00:08:42.000 I mean, come on.
00:08:42.000 No, Alex isn't.
00:08:43.000 The point Alex is making is valid, but I don't think anyone here is a Christian is offended. 0.98
00:08:46.000 I'm not saying we want to stone him to death or burn him or hang him at the soccer stadium. 0.97
00:08:52.000 Right, yes. 0.98
00:08:53.000 All I'm saying is the left, this is their target demographic, literal 1 to the 1% phregozoids. 0.98
00:09:00.000 Yeah, no, I think so too, but I think they misinterpret, like Christians get, like, we're not offended at that, it's just lazy. 0.96
00:09:05.000 It's like, yeah, remember there was a Bible burning challenge that was happening? 0.58
00:09:09.000 Yeah.
00:09:09.000 I remember going like, well, fine, you're the one going to hell, like, you know, your wish is your command.
00:09:14.000 No, I want to be clear.
00:09:15.000 I think you should be able to do whatever you want under free speech, but I have a right to then say that that'll make me dislike Anheuser-Busch products even more.
00:09:23.000 Yeah, that's absolutely right.
00:09:24.000 I'm not sure that that was an official sponsor.
00:09:26.000 I don't think that was an official sponsor.
00:09:27.000 I don't remember Christ ever saying, Bud Light.
00:09:29.000 No, no.
00:09:30.000 But that's who they're targeting.
00:09:32.000 Well, Jesus did turn the water into wine.
00:09:34.000 Wine!
00:09:34.000 Now we're on the same page!
00:09:35.000 And in the name of Jesus, I want to drink some liquor.
00:09:37.000 We'll have some afterwards.
00:09:40.000 I didn't distill anything.
00:09:42.000 I made water and grapes.
00:09:44.000 Hey, I did get up at 3am to get out here.
00:09:46.000 They didn't put vinegar on the sponge.
00:09:48.000 To get yourself extra studios here on the beach.
00:09:50.000 They put bush ice on the sponge.
00:09:51.000 This is awesome.
00:09:51.000 I could ride on the beach right here.
00:09:55.000 Can I have a drink of water?
00:09:56.000 Like, pah! 0.99
00:09:57.000 Bush ice! 0.96
00:09:58.000 Smite them! 0.74
00:09:59.000 The curtain just tears and it reveals Coors. 0.96
00:10:02.000 Banquet!
00:10:03.000 All right.
00:10:04.000 By the way, this is a live show.
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00:10:10.000 I guess there's one more week free.
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00:10:18.000 Boom! 0.99
00:10:19.000 Well, you can go, I don't know, people can go watch it.
00:10:20.000 Okay, let's get to Mario here really quickly.
00:10:23.000 Are you a Mario fan?
00:10:24.000 Would you play it?
00:10:25.000 Yes, I was not a huge video game guy, but from about the age of 8 to about 12 or 13, I was a huge video guy, and that was the game that I, you know, would Dominate and win it over and over again and literally spent sometimes five, six hours eating hot pockets and honey buns and drinking gallons of Coca-Cola.
00:10:46.000 That must have been before you were anti-Monsanto.
00:10:48.000 That was before I was anti-Monsanto.
00:10:50.000 No, no, seriously.
00:10:52.000 There's not a chemical that exists in nature in that diet, Alex.
00:10:54.000 Well, I was also taking mushrooms while I was doing it.
00:10:56.000 Oh, really?
00:10:57.000 Wow.
00:10:57.000 At eight?
00:10:59.000 Yes.
00:11:01.000 No, I'm joking.
00:11:03.000 In the arcade!
00:11:04.000 No, it's a joke.
00:11:05.000 It's a joke.
00:11:07.000 I don't think I ever took mushrooms while playing Mario Brothers, but I have taken mushrooms.
00:11:12.000 Yeah, you just do it when live broadcasting.
00:11:14.000 Well, once.
00:11:16.000 Once, you said, right?
00:11:17.000 Once.
00:11:18.000 I've done it with Mike Tyson.
00:11:20.000 Yeah, that's right.
00:11:21.000 That's what I was thinking about, yes.
00:11:24.000 Mike Tyson goes, come to my house, we'll do the toad tomorrow.
00:11:27.000 You'll love it.
00:11:28.000 It'll crush you.
00:11:31.000 You got a prior engagement, Mike?
00:11:32.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:11:34.000 I was a little intimidated by that.
00:11:36.000 Oh, I can imagine.
00:11:37.000 Mike Tyson's actually an intimidating person.
00:11:38.000 He's not that tall, but he's a solid muscle.
00:11:41.000 He gets out of this murdered-out black Rolls-Royce. 0.75
00:11:44.000 He's like, hotel, take my mushrooms with me.
00:11:49.000 I got toes at home!
00:11:52.000 That sounds like, I've had literal nightmares that start that way.
00:11:55.000 So here's something, good news though, Mario Brothers just set a global opening weekend record for animated films.
00:12:02.000 Nice! 0.94
00:12:03.000 $377 million on a $100 million budget.
00:12:09.000 And let's, I think, yeah, we have a clip actually from the film.
00:12:15.000 Oh, I got this. No problem.
00:12:17.000 Ah!
00:12:18.000 Whoa! 0.71
00:12:19.000 Yes!
00:12:21.000 Whoa! 0.71
00:12:22.000 Come on, Mario!
00:12:23.000 Our big adventure begins now!
00:12:26.000 Ah!
00:12:26.000 Get it off!
00:12:29.000 All right.
00:12:29.000 Do we have the Leguizamo clip?
00:12:32.000 We have both of them?
00:12:33.000 Yeah.
00:12:33.000 Okay, good.
00:12:33.000 So I'll run the other one first.
00:12:34.000 So here's the thing.
00:12:35.000 This is a good example of, you know, there's a disconnect between the critics and between the average viewer, right?
00:12:41.000 We have Pixar and Disney.
00:12:42.000 Remember Lightyear?
00:12:43.000 Yeah.
00:12:43.000 That took in... Terrible one.
00:12:45.000 I believe it was $200 to make.
00:12:47.000 Did it take in... How much did it take in globally?
00:12:48.000 $200 million, yeah.
00:12:49.000 What did I say?
00:12:51.000 You said $200, which would have been... Oh, come on.
00:12:53.000 Bring up Overlay BCNBC.
00:12:55.000 $200 million to make.
00:12:56.000 And how much did it make?
00:12:57.000 It's domestic opening.
00:12:58.000 $85.6 million.
00:12:59.000 That was its global opening?
00:13:00.000 Global opening weekend.
00:13:02.000 Global opening?
00:13:03.000 Yeah, not so good.
00:13:04.000 And Mario did $377 million?
00:13:05.000 Some would say that's more.
00:13:09.000 Oh my gosh.
00:13:09.000 Everybody knows it's going to be endless lecturing.
00:13:12.000 That's why Top Gun did so well.
00:13:13.000 And they're not even right wing.
00:13:15.000 They're just leave people alone and let them have a fantasy.
00:13:18.000 That's why I can't watch anything on Netflix now.
00:13:20.000 It's all brainwashing.
00:13:20.000 Everybody knows that, but that's my second question.
00:13:23.000 Why is Anheuser-Busch committing suicide?
00:13:25.000 Why did Hollywood commit suicide?
00:13:27.000 Why is the left doing this?
00:13:28.000 Why are they like kamikazes? 0.99
00:13:29.000 Well, it's because of the ESG score, and because of the, what's the other name, a component of the ESG, the index, where it's basically about BlackRock, Vanguard, right?
00:13:36.000 They're looking at these stocks, and they're basically trying to manipulate people into fitting their agenda.
00:13:39.000 And it's not about the consumer, it's about artificially manipulating the market so they can create the world.
00:13:43.000 And this, I'm sounding like you!
00:13:44.000 They can artificially recreate the world in their own vision.
00:13:47.000 Exactly.
00:13:47.000 The banks have weaponized the media like a kamikaze is going to be destroyed, but it's a weapon.
00:13:52.000 So they don't mind destroying the NBA, the NFL, all these things, just to get the agenda in.
00:13:57.000 Because once the central bank digital currencies are in, and once they have those ESG systems in where everything is tied to your behavior, it's mark of the beast, total control, it's game over.
00:14:06.000 Yeah, and they don't need to do anything with soccer because it's already there.
00:14:09.000 So the Mario Brothers movie, though, by the way, this is a good example.
00:14:11.000 It's not even necessarily anti-woke.
00:14:13.000 It just shuns the idea of trying to be woke.
00:14:16.000 So obviously the voice actor, Chris Pratt, who's a known Christian, I believe he's more conservative.
00:14:20.000 He said this.
00:14:21.000 He said, this is the soundtrack to your youth.
00:14:23.000 You don't want someone to come along and cynically destroy it.
00:14:26.000 I fully understand that.
00:14:27.000 You do not want that to happen.
00:14:29.000 And by the way, critics did not like the movie.
00:14:31.000 You can look at the contrast.
00:14:32.000 Critics had 56%, whereas the audience had 96%.
00:14:36.000 Let's read a quote here from a critic.
00:14:38.000 Said, it's a fan service above all else, regressively so.
00:14:41.000 This is Eric Marcin.
00:14:43.000 Structuring a threadbare story around iconography linked to source material just isn't enough.
00:14:48.000 It's a video game.
00:14:51.000 And by the way, it's not even a video game with a real story when you go back to it, okay?
00:14:56.000 It wasn't a series of books written about Mario and Luigi, I don't think. 0.92
00:14:58.000 I mean, can you have two hours of, sorry Mario, the princess is in another castle, oh shit, what are you going to do?
00:15:05.000 In fact, that's more the reason they're starting to develop a story on a clean slate, it makes it very interesting.
00:15:09.000 In fact, I'm going to go take my daughter to it, she's six, I'm going to check it out because everybody knows that Pratt is not even really a conservative, but he's not a communist, so people also go because they know that, and it shows what people are hungry for.
00:15:21.000 No, you're absolutely right, and I think really, you know what, you guys, share the Rumble Show, by the way, out there, hit the share button.
00:15:27.000 Or the rumble button, whatever it is, I don't know.
00:15:29.000 But I'd love to hear from you.
00:15:31.000 Comment below.
00:15:32.000 I think conservatives out there, you're not necessarily looking for just hard right or right-wing content.
00:15:39.000 You just want to know that you're not being sucker-punched when you go into a studio.
00:15:43.000 Like when I do stand-up, I'll have openers who are not necessarily conservative, they're just not anti-conservative.
00:15:47.000 And they say this is the best audience just because I know that I'm not going to offend people all the time.
00:15:52.000 Well it's actual comedy, it's not a vehicle to beat people over the head.
00:15:55.000 Right, exactly.
00:15:55.000 I have people who are, I wouldn't say liberals, but sometimes people open who are just kind of down the middle and they're like, oh, this audience is great.
00:16:01.000 It's fun.
00:16:01.000 I don't have to walk on eggshells.
00:16:03.000 They just want to know that you're not going to go out and go, aren't Christian conservatives stupid? 1.00
00:16:06.000 Right? 1.00
00:16:07.000 There was a comedy witch hunt when George W. Bush was president.
00:16:09.000 By the way, people know there's a backlash.
00:16:12.000 Joe Rogan's new club, The Mothership in Austin, you know, sells out like $600 a ticket every night.
00:16:17.000 And I've been there a few times and the whole thing is basically anti-establishment.
00:16:24.000 The warmest turn.
00:16:25.000 Sure, I was there earlier, you were there earlier, you know, before everybody else kind of got on board, but I think that's a sign of Canary in the Coal Mine for the left that, hey, your studios are collapsing, your brands are collapsing, your force feeding isn't working, you need to give it up.
00:16:37.000 Well, and actually speaking of that and trying to force feed and committing his own career suicide, really kind of this was a self-inflicted wound from John Leguizamo.
00:16:44.000 He was complaining about the casting not being diverse enough and went through a whole woke tirade.
00:16:49.000 We have a clip of John Leguizamo.
00:16:52.000 I think we actually have... I think that's the wrong one.
00:17:01.000 It's easy to confuse.
00:17:02.000 Right clip.
00:17:03.000 Are you going to be watching Super Mario Brothers?
00:17:05.000 No, I will not be watching Super Mario Brothers.
00:17:07.000 They could have included a Latin character.
00:17:09.000 Like, I was groundbreaking, then they stopped the groundbreaking.
00:17:12.000 Yeah, I was groundbreaking.
00:17:16.000 They messed up the inclusion.
00:17:17.000 I'm going to include a lot of Latinos in the PES 2.
00:17:22.000 You know, technically, Latin comes from the Romantic language of the Romans, and so Mario Brother is a Latin character.
00:17:29.000 Yeah, if you want to get technical about it, but I'm hoping that they're gonna do a menu number three where they'll cover me in mushroom sauce, burn me alive.
00:17:36.000 How the hell does he think he was groundbreaking?
00:17:38.000 I was groundbreaking in making the shittiest films of all time.
00:17:46.000 I remember as a child watching, The Pest was the movie that made me realize you could, I could just, because when you're a kid you like every movie.
00:17:53.000 And I saw The Pest with John Leguizamo and I said, this is so bad I'd rather be doing anything else.
00:17:56.000 And then, or it was before or after, I don't know the sequence, the same with the Mario film that he did.
00:18:01.000 I'm going, wait a second, King Koopa has a blonde, what's going on in this way that they're not even blonde? 0.98
00:18:07.000 What is happening?
00:18:08.000 It was so bad.
00:18:09.000 And the worst part is the lack of self-awareness.
00:18:11.000 He thinks people are like, Yeah, Leguizamo!
00:18:14.000 It should be more like YOUR Mario film!
00:18:17.000 Nope.
00:18:19.000 So let me give you a few fast facts here.
00:18:21.000 Again, not diverse enough.
00:18:22.000 Okay, first off, like you were saying, yeah, Italian romance languages, but, you know, Italians like Mario and Luigi, which he's talking about, aren't actually Latino in the way that he would mean it.
00:18:30.000 So I don't know why you would cast them that way, but Princess Peach also was not only white, she makes Larry Bird look ethnic, and she was voiced by an actress who's Argentinian.
00:18:40.000 Another fact, Bowser, I don't know if you noticed, is a dragon in a turtle shell, and this movie is based off of an 8-bit video game And another key fact which interested me and showed you how out of touch John Leguizamo is with the average Latin American, CNN pointed out some startling statistics regarding viewership of this film.
00:18:58.000 Also a racial element here.
00:18:59.000 Look at this.
00:19:00.000 What shares Hispanic?
00:19:02.000 41% of Mario film goers were Hispanic versus just 8% of the U.S.
00:19:06.000 media.
00:19:06.000 So the fact is the U.S.
00:19:07.000 media is not representative of the people who are actually going out to see these films and that's why I think we're seeing this very large split.
00:19:14.000 By the way, 39% of them were just using the film as a babysitter.
00:19:16.000 But, look, progress is fair.
00:19:18.000 I had that when I went to a movie and it was a rated R film.
00:19:18.000 Exactly.
00:19:22.000 Whoa! 0.71
00:19:23.000 And, you know, you'll see a lot of Latin Americans, a lot of kids running through.
00:19:27.000 I'm like, really?
00:19:28.000 At the Ring, too?
00:19:31.000 It's a hateful eight.
00:19:32.000 Kids will sleep well through that.
00:19:33.000 Mama, I want a more whopper and gobstopper and silencia! 1.00
00:19:38.000 Or you end up like number seven!
00:19:39.000 Hey, we're watching Hannibal, okay?
00:19:44.000 So, actually, here to discuss this more, we have Super Mario in studio.
00:19:50.000 Wow.
00:19:51.000 Thank you for being here, I guess, Maga Mario.
00:19:55.000 Is that how you identify now?
00:19:58.000 Hi, Steven.
00:19:58.000 Yes.
00:20:00.000 I don't understand the controversy.
00:20:02.000 Okay.
00:20:02.000 Well, John Leguizamo said that your film is not diverse enough.
00:20:05.000 Do you care to comment on that?
00:20:07.000 I'm from Italia.
00:20:09.000 He was made in America.
00:20:10.000 It's diverse!
00:20:11.000 Yeah, okay, I guess that kind of makes sense.
00:20:13.000 You know, it's kind of a global in a positive sense.
00:20:15.000 It settles it for me.
00:20:17.000 Alex, do you have anything?
00:20:19.000 No, I just think that you're a hero to children everywhere, especially for the people that are into psychedelics and the mushrooms.
00:20:26.000 Oh, that's right.
00:20:26.000 Yeah.
00:20:27.000 It's the mushrooms.
00:20:28.000 What kind of mushrooms?
00:20:28.000 What kind of?
00:20:29.000 Yeah.
00:20:30.000 What kind of?
00:20:31.000 Do we know what kind of mushrooms that he's on?
00:20:33.000 What is wrong with this man?
00:20:34.000 I don't necessarily know that either.
00:20:36.000 What's wrong with you, Mario?
00:20:37.000 Okay.
00:20:37.000 Yeah, that's fine.
00:20:38.000 You know what happens if you take those?
00:20:39.000 I was just joking.
00:20:40.000 You see interdimensional elves, demons. 1.00
00:20:42.000 Where do you think the big monster that you're battling came from?
00:20:45.000 It was you taking it.
00:20:46.000 You're living in a hallucination.
00:20:47.000 You've had a psychotic break.
00:20:50.000 This man needs help.
00:20:50.000 Yeah, okay, alright.
00:20:51.000 No, you need help, Mario! 1.00
00:20:54.000 You damn drug pusher! 1.00
00:20:55.000 Get the hell out of here! 1.00
00:20:58.000 Well, you know what?
00:20:58.000 We've learned our... We've learned our lesson.
00:21:02.000 Did you just cuss at Mario? 0.99
00:21:05.000 He's a drug pusher! 1.00
00:21:07.000 He's a left-wing pervert! 1.00
00:21:12.000 Look, if that ain't a pedo mustache, there ain't one. 1.00
00:21:16.000 That guy driving around a white van in your neighborhood? 0.78
00:21:18.000 What do you think the mushroom stands for, Steven?
00:21:20.000 Yeah.
00:21:20.000 Where does it occur that you become the mushroom?
00:21:22.000 It's the lovely Mario.
00:21:24.000 Always be polite!
00:21:25.000 That's the only rule!
00:21:26.000 Put your kids in the back of my van, man! 0.55
00:21:29.000 Dangerous mushrooms, my children!
00:21:33.000 I did think it was weird that he had a paneled van.
00:21:35.000 I thought Mario could, you know, why don't he just transport himself?
00:21:37.000 And he was, like, trying to give kids candy out on the parking lot?
00:21:39.000 Yeah, well, I think that was just role-playing.
00:21:41.000 I don't necessarily know what's going on there, but we spared no expense with the wardrobe.
00:21:45.000 Hey, if you're watching on YouTube, hit the like button, comment, all of that, because it helps with the algorithm.
00:21:49.000 We were suspended from YouTube for the first week, and, of course, this is going to happen again.
00:21:53.000 Hold on, Alex.
00:21:54.000 Really, really quickly.
00:21:55.000 Before that, it's madmaxworld.tv, right?
00:21:57.000 It's where you're not streaming later.
00:21:59.000 Not at Noon Eastern, not at... Correct.
00:22:02.000 Not at InfoWars.com, not at MadMaxWorld.tv that gets around the censors and links.
00:22:02.000 No, not at all.
00:22:07.000 Absolutely not.
00:22:07.000 Do not go there.
00:22:08.000 Do not watch me host from your studios and run to the wall again and bleed my words.
00:22:11.000 No, exactly.
00:22:12.000 He's unemployed.
00:22:12.000 He doesn't do a show at Noon at MadMaxWorld.tv.
00:22:14.000 We have breaking news in Louisville.
00:22:16.000 Just an update on the Louisville thing if you want to bring up the CNN feed here.
00:22:18.000 The shooter is dead.
00:22:19.000 They took the shooter down.
00:22:20.000 We got word of that in a few minutes.
00:22:22.000 Good!
00:22:22.000 Good!
00:22:23.000 At least that's good.
00:22:24.000 Guess what?
00:22:24.000 A good guy with a gun showed up and stopped the shooter.
00:22:27.000 I assume it's a police officer at this point, but we'll find out later.
00:22:29.000 So five dead, six are taken to the hospital.
00:22:31.000 There's one officer that was killed, I think, so far, and one officer that's injured.
00:22:35.000 But we don't know how or why or what is going on quite yet, so we'll keep you guys updated.
00:22:40.000 Well, here's the thing.
00:22:42.000 There's a lot of speculation, and people say, oh, thoughts and prayers.
00:22:44.000 How about you do something?
00:22:45.000 How about you don't react impulsively and emotionally?
00:22:47.000 And here's the thing, whether it was a police officer, whether it was a good Samaritan, or whether it was the shooter themselves committing suicide, either way this person was stopped with a gun.
00:22:54.000 It's the only prediction that we can make that we know will be correct with 100% certainty.
00:23:00.000 The shooter was stopped by someone with a gun.
00:23:01.000 Maybe a knife, but I doubt it.
00:23:03.000 Yeah.
00:23:04.000 By the way, if somebody can find it in the control room, pull up the David Hogg tweet about good guys with a gun stopping it. 1.00
00:23:09.000 He actually said that line and said, that's stupid. 0.99
00:23:12.000 If that was the case, then we would fight fires with flamethrowers, or we need more flamethrowers. 1.00
00:23:16.000 Not realizing that that's exactly how people fight forest fires, is with other fires.
00:23:20.000 There's a picture of a guy with a flamethrower.
00:23:22.000 I found that out when I was younger.
00:23:24.000 I was going, don't you fight fire with water?
00:23:26.000 And then someone said, actually, let me explain to you about controlled burns. 1.00
00:23:28.000 I was like, oh, you're bullshit! 0.99
00:23:29.000 We really do fight fire with fire. 1.00
00:23:31.000 But again, I would learn. 0.98
00:23:33.000 I wasn't an arrogant, chinless prick. 0.95
00:23:34.000 I remember like 15 years ago reading an article about, I think it was the Texas Tribune or something, they need to ban the Mexicans setting fires down in Mexico. 0.96
00:23:43.000 You know, that's going to burn things down.
00:23:45.000 No, that's why they don't have the fires because they quote, rake the forest, like Trump famously said, they made fun of them.
00:23:49.000 It's the same thing in Europe.
00:23:50.000 They do control burns.
00:23:51.000 Then they use the ashes then to plant crops because that's what they need.
00:23:56.000 That's important for topsoil, too.
00:23:58.000 Absolutely.
00:23:58.000 That's why when a lot of people are surprised, I say there are actually more trees right now on Earth than in recorded history.
00:24:03.000 It's because we've done a lot of work to preserve trees, but we also haven't taken into account the idea that trees, often those fires, they rage and they take down entire forests, and we've stopped them entirely.
00:24:14.000 By building firebreaks.
00:24:15.000 Roads are natural firebreaks.
00:24:16.000 Right, yes.
00:24:17.000 In fact, that's statistically true.
00:24:18.000 There are more trees now in 2023, I think like 30-40% more than when They started keeping records.
00:24:24.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:24:25.000 It's insane.
00:24:26.000 Well, a big part of it, too, is because we've become more efficient with farming, right?
00:24:28.000 Everyone had their own farm, so they would have to clear for farmland, and now not everyone is a farmer.
00:24:32.000 Some people live in cities, but also we're far more efficient.
00:24:34.000 We can yield a lot more from the land.
00:24:37.000 So yeah, that's another effect.
00:24:38.000 I don't know how we got here, but yeah.
00:24:39.000 More trees in every recorded history.
00:24:41.000 Oh, David Hogg!
00:24:41.000 The David Hogg flamethrower thing.
00:24:43.000 I love that now he's 18 now, right?
00:24:44.000 Yeah, so is Greta Thunberg.
00:24:45.000 So you can make fun of him.
00:24:46.000 Remember when we got suspended on YouTube for making fun of Greta Thunberg?
00:24:48.000 I think she was 17.
00:24:49.000 She was 17!
00:24:49.000 Come on, man.
00:24:51.000 The internet is in a very different place.
00:24:54.000 Does anyone out there, comment below, do you remember the Olsen Twins countdown clock?
00:24:58.000 Back at E-Bombs World or something awful.
00:25:01.000 When they were 17, and by the way, just so you know, at the time, the Olsen Twins are my age, right?
00:25:07.000 So it was like teenagers who were like 19 and 20 going, oh the Olsen Twins are going to be 18.
00:25:11.000 It was a joke, it was satire, but now you can't even tease Greta Thunberg when she's up there asking us, how dare we?
00:25:17.000 I remember when I got suspended on Twitter, it wasn't for the reason they later I expanded and exaggerated and basically made up what I said.
00:25:24.000 It was because I confronted Oliver Darcy, the minion of Brian Stelter.
00:25:29.000 He was at the Blaze and then he was at CNN.
00:25:32.000 Or he's still at CNN.
00:25:32.000 And then he's waiting to go into the committee room.
00:25:34.000 There was, by the way, a committee attacking me by name, but they wouldn't let me in.
00:25:37.000 And I say, how dare you go around and try to police and get me off the internet.
00:25:40.000 Now you're trying to get me off Twitter.
00:25:41.000 Man, that's really un-American. 0.67
00:25:43.000 And they said I bullied him.
00:25:44.000 That was the final strike.
00:25:46.000 The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.
00:25:48.000 We have the David Hogg picture.
00:25:50.000 Oh, do we have the David Hogg picture? Let's bring this up.
00:25:52.000 The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.
00:25:56.000 Well, if that's the case, why don't we just replace all our fire extinguishers with flamethrowers?
00:26:00.000 Wow, and then they say the right is reductive.
00:26:02.000 The truth is, backburning, this is like controlling fires, backburning involves small fires along with a man-made or
00:26:07.000 natural fire break.
00:26:08.000 There's a guy with a flamethrower right there just... By the way, that's the most effective, that's what stops him.
00:26:14.000 Oh yeah, and it's also better for the environment because you don't have to take a bunch of water and use a bunch of fuel to go up in one of those planes. 0.98
00:26:19.000 I don't grant his point, but he's even stupid in making that point. 1.00
00:26:23.000 He's a very dumb person. 1.00
00:26:24.000 Well, he once attacked me on C-SPAN and said, Jones is a horrible profiteer. 1.00
00:26:29.000 He talks about how there's poisons in the water and then sells water filters.
00:26:32.000 Dad, those are ads where we're like, look, most water supplies are toxic.
00:26:36.000 You need to filter it.
00:26:36.000 We sell a filter that's high quality, highly rated.
00:26:39.000 That's the whole point of an advertisement.
00:26:41.000 It's like, we have good tires we make.
00:26:43.000 They've been rated really good for your car.
00:26:44.000 You want our tires.
00:26:45.000 It's like he thought it was like some weird conspiracy, a straight sale to people.
00:26:49.000 Because it's not like he's profiteered off of, you know, mass shootings and he doesn't show up every time there's a camera even though when you're talking about the shooting that took place.
00:26:56.000 And the new big fundraisers that he does nothing with.
00:26:58.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:26:58.000 Wait, didn't he launch it like a MyPillow competitor?
00:27:01.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:27:02.000 Like 5 minutes?
00:27:03.000 No, it was MyPillow Biter.
00:27:06.000 It did not do very well.
00:27:07.000 He really did.
00:27:09.000 Good pillow.
00:27:10.000 It was a good pillow.
00:27:10.000 I think.
00:27:11.000 Oh, he's liberal.
00:27:12.000 It's the good pillow.
00:27:14.000 That's what it was.
00:27:15.000 The good pillow. 0.99
00:27:16.000 Nothing like being a commie bastard that actually tries to make money off of people selling a product. 0.94
00:27:20.000 Well, then he found out, I remember his tweet, he was saying, it's really actually a lot harder running a business than we thought, so we're not able to do this. 0.96
00:27:25.000 Guys, you don't know how much work goes into this.
00:27:27.000 Everyone who dislikes you does.
00:27:29.000 Because we actually work.
00:27:33.000 Tomorrow, by the way, tomorrow is a special installment.
00:27:38.000 We don't need to necessarily run the teaser, but tomorrow we're going to be discussing Muhammad Ali.
00:27:41.000 It's going to be a super video uploaded on location.
00:27:43.000 The untold history.
00:27:45.000 A lot of you believe that Muhammad Ali was an anti-right wing, he was an anti-war leftist activist, and you may not actually know the truth about Muhammad Ali, how he changed and evolved later in his life when he rejected the teachings of Malcolm X and the Nation of Islam, and actually campaigned for Orrin Hatch and Ronald Reagan, and actually had a very very close relationship with Donald Trump. So he went from
00:28:03.000 racist liberal activist to conservative compassionate activist later in life. And I
00:28:08.000 think it's a story that a lot of people have not heard. So that'll be uploaded tomorrow
00:28:11.000 and there's a lot of work that's gone into it. And let me tell you this right now, guys, we
00:28:14.000 actually cannot discuss what we're about to discuss here on YouTube today. Because it is
00:28:19.000 the definitive hit list in response here to, I guess, sort of in relevancy to Riley Gaines
00:28:23.000 being assaulted.
00:28:24.000 A lot of you see this and you feel like you're getting tired of seeing these stories because it happens ad nauseum, but I often try and think of, okay, what is it that you, right now watching, listening, really could use so that you feel as though you're equipped?
00:28:35.000 And I think you probably would like to have a laundry list, right?
00:28:39.000 Have an actual definitive list of these assaults.
00:28:42.000 When they've been committed, who committed them, so you can reference them at will and also understand maybe why there is some science behind the fact that these assaults are being committed at a disproportionate rate from the transgender leftist activists.
00:28:52.000 So the problem is...
00:28:54.000 We cannot do this on YouTube.
00:28:56.000 There's no way.
00:28:57.000 We had two strikes.
00:28:58.000 Technically three, but only two.
00:29:00.000 And we were suspended.
00:29:01.000 We just got back on here.
00:29:02.000 We have not heard a response from YouTube yet as to why.
00:29:05.000 So they can suspend us at any given second.
00:29:06.000 But you know, it's like sticking your ding dong in a light socket.
00:29:10.000 You cannot talk about the Holy Church of Transgenderism.
00:29:14.000 It's science.
00:29:14.000 My question is either how small is your ding dong or how large are your light sockets?
00:29:17.000 Because either one is a gross enthusiasm.
00:29:19.000 I have the largest micropenis in North America.
00:29:24.000 I mean, at least could you use a gumball machine?
00:29:27.000 You gotta use a socket?
00:29:28.000 All right, so right now hit share if you're on YouTube like a
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