Louder with Crowder - American Neo-Nazis DO Exist! Just Not Where You Think... | Louder with Crowder

00:00:00.000 🎵Nazi Fags🎵 Jews unique. 1.00

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00:00:27.000 Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. 1.00

00:00:30.000 President Trump and the demagogues around the world. 0.78

00:00:34.000 But I tell you, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black. 0.90

00:00:39.000 We choose truth over facts.

00:00:41.000 I want to be clear.

00:00:44.000 I'm not going nuts.

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00:02:15.000 Bye.

00:02:16.000 How?

00:02:17.000 People pay for that.

00:02:17.000 People pay for sounds.

00:02:18.000 Oh, whatever.

00:02:20.000 Crinkling a Ruffles bag.

00:02:22.000 Eating a Whopper.

00:02:22.000 I found out about this.

00:02:23.000 The internet is a dangerous, dark, and scary place.

00:02:28.000 Glad to be with you.

00:02:28.000 We have a lot to get to here today.

00:02:32.000 We say that every day, but we really do.

00:02:33.000 It's just like drinking from a fire hose.

00:02:35.000 People say, oh, it's an off-election year.

00:02:36.000 Well, you know, it's not an off-earth year.

00:02:39.000 So there's still stuff to talk about.

00:02:41.000 We're some terrible people.

00:02:42.000 Let me lead this right away.

00:02:45.000 There will be Nazi comparisons today.

00:02:47.000 Now, it's not like Gerald yesterday for Mug Club members, where he was just throwing out seven different kinds of Nazi comparisons to win an argument.

00:02:52.000 Nope.

00:02:54.000 Hitler. 0.57

00:02:55.000 What were you going to say?

00:02:57.000 He just said Hitler.

00:02:57.000 He just threw it in every once in a while.

00:02:59.000 Oh, crap. 0.97

00:03:00.000 There's an appropriate time to make it. 0.99

00:03:02.000 There's an appropriate time to draw comparisons.

00:03:06.000 And if we act as though there never is, well then what's the point of history, right?

00:03:10.000 We have to learn from history.

00:03:12.000 And a big part of that comes from othering people.

00:03:15.000 A big part of that comes from eliminating voices of dissent.

00:03:17.000 So we're not making any comparisons today as it relates to gassing the Jews, which of course everyone here condemns.

00:03:23.000 Horrible.

00:03:23.000 We always have to say that just to make sure.

00:03:26.000 Mel gives us a voicemail.

00:03:27.000 Bad.

00:03:30.000 But trusting the science is something we'll talk about.

00:03:32.000 How have we come to this point?

00:03:33.000 How have we come to the point where we see what's going on in Canada, in Australia, here in the United States?

00:03:38.000 How did we get here?

00:03:39.000 And it all started with trusting the science and the danger of the science being synonymous with the government science.

00:03:48.000 And we're going to follow that trail down to where we are today.

00:03:51.000 It's pretty scary and it does mirror almost to the letter what happened in Nazi Germany in the way that they use the science and they use communicable diseases to try and other citizens. 0.72

00:04:01.000 Not saying that you're Jews who are going to be rounded up to Zyklon B showers.

00:04:04.000 I'm just saying that this is how the march happens.

00:04:08.000 And I don't think it's an inappropriate comparison when we're dealing with Canada and Australia at this point.

00:04:12.000 Oh yeah, forced quarantine camps.

00:04:15.000 What could go wrong there?

00:04:16.000 I mean, that would have been an Alex Jones conspiracy that would have gotten him in trouble maybe two months ago.

00:04:21.000 I've seen the FEMA camps!

00:04:22.000 Like, oh, crazy.

00:04:24.000 And then they're just watching Sky News, like, yeah, the FEMA camps.

00:04:29.000 Well, shoot.

00:04:31.000 So my question to you before we move on, and this is an important question today, really is why do you think that our leaders, and by our leaders I mean leaders in some nebulous sense, care so much about Ukrainian democracy and not about Canadian democracy?

00:04:49.000 Let me rephrase it, because Ukrainian Canadians sound the same. 1.00

00:04:51.000 Different places, different continents.

00:04:53.000 Why do you think they're making such a big deal about Ukrainian democracy?

00:04:56.000 Of course, there's a good reason right to go to war. 1.00

00:04:59.000 And not about Canadian democracy.

00:05:03.000 I think it's an important distinction to make, but if this show is not on YouTube, if you don't see us on YouTube, if ever you go, hey, where's the show?

00:05:11.000 We are here Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.

00:05:14.000 Eastern, and of course it's available on Rumble and on Mug Club, a full hour show.

00:05:17.000 The best place to watch is Mug Club. 0.56

00:05:19.000 But the free show, for those of you who are still on the fence, you can watch it at Rumble.

00:05:23.000 Nothing would make me happier than to see you switch over from YouTube to Rumble, but here we are.

00:05:28.000 We are.

00:05:28.000 Before we move on, Gerald, how are you?

00:05:29.000 I am doing well.

00:05:30.000 The Nazi comparisons I used, by the way, were very fitting, and I won the argument. 0.99

00:05:35.000 Yeah.

00:05:35.000 Just saying.

00:05:36.000 Well, you were getting fitted for a nice Hugo Boss SS uniform.

00:05:38.000 Well, they were classy uniforms.

00:05:41.000 Nobody argues that.

00:05:41.000 Nobody has a problem with it.

00:05:43.000 How are you?

00:05:43.000 Did you sleep well?

00:05:44.000 Yeah, nobody ever said they weren't stylish.

00:05:45.000 No, even the Allies showed up.

00:05:46.000 They were like, wow, those are impressive. 0.93

00:05:48.000 I mean, I hate to... Can you do this so I can shoot you and keep the coat? 0.89

00:05:51.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:05:52.000 I mean, I don't so much want to collect the Lugers, I want to collect the Peacoats. 1.00

00:05:56.000 Gosh, those things are... Hogan's heroes largely based on the likability of the Nazi uniform.

00:06:01.000 Also the inspiration for every Harley-Davidson motorcycle half-Nazi helmet that came afterward.

00:06:05.000 That's true.

00:06:05.000 When you see people down the street, oh, you literally put the horn on it?

00:06:10.000 Either you're that little guy from Labyrinth, or you're half-SS when you're riding down the freeway. 0.98

00:06:18.000 I'm okay.

00:06:18.000 I drank a little bit of wine last night because it was my mother's birthday, and I'm in a very, like, half a glass.

00:06:22.000 It always gives me a headache.

00:06:23.000 Anyone else?

00:06:23.000 Does that happen to you guys?

00:06:24.000 Like, I have beer, I'm fine, but wine, for some reason, I don't do well with it.

00:06:28.000 Yeah, every time I drank, I got a headache.

00:06:32.000 It tastes like I didn't have a little bit of wine.

00:06:33.000 I had a fifth.

00:06:35.000 I don't know how Christ did it.

00:06:36.000 But you know what?

00:06:37.000 He's perfect.

00:06:38.000 Not me.

00:06:38.000 Also, here is, you know him.

00:06:41.000 You love him.

00:06:41.000 And I will be on tour with him.

00:06:43.000 You can go to ladlthecracker.com slash tour.

00:06:45.000 May 14th.

00:06:46.000 Tulsa, Oklahoma.

00:06:47.000 That's a big venue.

00:06:48.000 Tickets are selling quickly.

00:06:49.000 Dave Landau, how are you, sir?

00:06:50.000 Ahoy! 0.99

00:06:51.000 How about you?

00:06:51.000 I'm fine, except Joe Lewis!

00:06:53.000 Hey, come on. 0.77

00:06:53.000 Go back to your bed. 0.77

00:06:54.000 Get back over there.

00:06:55.000 This is the problem with when you give him treats out there.

00:06:57.000 Now he's going over to Dave.

00:07:00.000 I don't want to pet him to tell him this is good but I want to pet him because I love him.

00:07:05.000 Joe Louis is working everybody in the room because of the storm and so this morning I wake up at like 3 which is an hour earlier than I usually get up and I just hear He's ramming his head into the door.

00:07:21.000 You can see there's a little bit of blood on the top of his head.

00:07:22.000 What?

00:07:23.000 Really?

00:07:23.000 Yeah, just from ramming the door to try and get in.

00:07:27.000 Because of the storm?

00:07:28.000 Yeah.

00:07:29.000 He's not even afraid of the storm.

00:07:31.000 He was just working the room.

00:07:33.000 Dogs, they're not fans of Steve.

00:07:34.000 Joe Louis, I have to move on and talk about Cardi B and Nazis.

00:07:37.000 Come on, buddy.

00:07:38.000 He doesn't want that.

00:07:39.000 Nobody wants that.

00:07:40.000 Place.

00:07:41.000 Place.

00:07:42.000 Come on, buddy.

00:07:43.000 Good dog.

00:07:44.000 One of these days, he's just going to knock over the camera and be like, yeah, how do you like that place?

00:07:48.000 All right, there we go.

00:07:48.000 He's just going to be sitting in Steven's seat at the show with the earphones.

00:07:53.000 Screw you. 0.89

00:07:54.000 Just roar, roar. 1.00

00:07:55.000 Just slurping from his bowl.

00:07:57.000 Did I do it right?

00:07:58.000 Nope.

00:08:01.000 Join Bowl Club.

00:08:04.000 We have to do Bowl Club for people with dogs.

00:08:07.000 Absolutely perfect.

00:08:08.000 You just made a million dollar idea.

00:08:10.000 I don't know if you know this, but it has been said in a new focus group by Nielsen that 40% of pets watch television.

00:08:17.000 If you'll notice, that's why we have more like bones, sometimes a little piece of yarn.

00:08:21.000 You know what I mean?

00:08:22.000 No, I don't.

00:08:23.000 My dog does, but it's mostly very violent movies about dogs.

00:08:26.000 Yes.

00:08:28.000 I don't know why your dog loves the ending to Marley and Me.

00:08:30.000 It's weird.

00:08:32.000 He doesn't clap because he can't, but he puts his paws together.

00:08:38.000 Just like that Golden Retriever dead?

00:08:40.000 By the way, I meant to talk to you about that.

00:08:41.000 I think your dog might be possessed.

00:08:42.000 That's possible. 0.99

00:08:43.000 If he tells you to kill anybody, don't listen.

00:08:45.000 He does fly. 0.51

00:08:48.000 Davey Berkowitz, he was so good with the dog.

00:08:51.000 Alright, here's something else that we have to talk about.

00:08:53.000 I have not watched this.

00:08:53.000 I was instructed not to watch this before the program.

00:08:56.000 Because we're going to talk about some things that are a little bit heavy.

00:08:58.000 You know, Nazi stuff. 0.77

00:08:59.000 But hey, you know what?

00:09:00.000 We'll make it fun.

00:09:02.000 This beautiful and brave person, this is how I was told to describe it on Instagram, explained why women... Remember how, at one point, women needed their own spaces?

00:09:14.000 This thing, women-only spaces? 0.99

00:09:16.000 And that was a thing, we said, well, okay, that makes sense, like Curves, you know, Weight Watchers, plus James Corden.

00:09:24.000 Well, now women don't need their own spaces. 1.00

00:09:26.000 Watch this Z explain it.

00:09:30.000 I think you have to get really specific about why you want the space and what the space is for, because just, like, women's spaces is a nebulous concept. 1.00

00:09:36.000 Like, what is the purpose of this space for women? 1.00

00:09:38.000 First off, any space that's for women automatically includes trans women, and it's nobody's job to police everyone else's identities.

00:09:44.000 You are safer with trans women than without. 1.00

00:09:46.000 But if you're creating a collective space for people to experience misogyny, that's not just women. 1.00

00:09:50.000 It's women, it's non-binary people, it's trans men.

00:09:53.000 But then if you specifically want a space without men, a space for non-men, that would include women and non-binary people and a myriad of other genders. 0.72

00:10:00.000 And if it's for a bathroom, like, we all sh** in the same bucket, go in the stall, do your business, leave.

00:10:04.000 So the population of the space is gonna change based off the purpose of that space.

00:10:07.000 And as for the safety of the space, that's dependent on the kind of people, not their individual identities.

00:10:11.000 Any person is capable of causing harm.

00:10:13.000 So if this is a private space, like, what's your vetting system to allowing people in?

00:10:17.000 And if it's a public space, most of them aren't safe anyway.

00:10:20.000 And that begets the bigger conversation of how do we teach people not to harm each other?

00:10:23.000 Does it beget the- oh, does harm count you wearing a skin suit? 0.82

00:10:27.000 Yes.

00:10:27.000 I don't know what she said.

00:10:30.000 And furthermore, I don't care.

00:10:32.000 I don't know what she is. 1.00

00:10:36.000 We all shit in the same bucket. 1.00

00:10:39.000 Do we? 1.00

00:10:39.000 Because I don't want to be part of it. 1.00

00:10:41.000 I think that's just something that you folks do.

00:10:45.000 Where do you live?

00:10:46.000 It's nobody's job to police identities.

00:10:48.000 It's actually the police's job to make sure that men don't go into women's restrooms. 0.99

00:10:51.000 You know why?

00:10:52.000 That's literally the police officer's jobs.

00:10:54.000 We don't have a lot of women hanging out in men's restrooms looking to take advantage of men. 1.00

00:10:58.000 No.

00:10:59.000 It doesn't really happen.

00:11:00.000 That's why it's a problem.

00:11:01.000 Yeah, to you.

00:11:02.000 Well, I mean, it's one of those things, like, you know, that, okay, that person obviously looks...

00:11:09.000 Is this person non-binary?

00:11:10.000 Do we know is this person non-binary?

00:11:10.000 We're going to play newest gender pronouns on Mug Club because we can't discuss it on YouTube.

00:11:13.000 I don't know how this person identifies.

00:11:15.000 I don't either.

00:11:15.000 But if this person identifies as anyone other than a man with the perfect epilated laser-lined beard, put some effort into it.

00:11:24.000 My point is if you're going to claim to be non-binary, if you're going to claim to be a woman, look, you want me to use the pronouns?

00:11:30.000 Fine.

00:11:30.000 Just come close to passing the eyeball test.

00:11:33.000 Sell me on it, baby.

00:11:35.000 I wanna know you're committed.

00:11:36.000 You just look like you're in, like, the band Sponge.

00:11:38.000 Yes.

00:11:39.000 I don't know how to- what are you?

00:11:41.000 Right, you look like Andrew WK went on a diet and got a facial peel.

00:11:44.000 Yeah, I get that you're trans, but are you transitioning?

00:11:48.000 Yeah.

00:11:49.000 Are you always in the transition, then?

00:11:51.000 Are you just a trans-Atlantic freak?

00:11:53.000 Like, does it start where you're like, why do you stop?

00:11:57.000 Yeah.

00:11:58.000 Well, you know.

00:12:00.000 I mean, it would be like if we looked at the fossil records and there's just... Stop Sears, Chalupivicus, I don't know. 0.81

00:12:05.000 But aren't there humans?

00:12:06.000 Nah, that's not a thing.

00:12:07.000 Not that we're aware of.

00:12:08.000 No, no.

00:12:09.000 Men can get pregnant. 1.00

00:12:10.000 No, they can't though.

00:12:10.000 Yeah, men can get pregnant.

00:12:11.000 Men can have periods, right.

00:12:13.000 Yeah, it's just like a Halloween mask with the blood pump.

00:12:15.000 It's like, well, yeah, it's the exact same.

00:12:17.000 I now experience all the splendor that is woman. 0.83

00:12:19.000 A myriad of other genders, by the way. 1.00

00:12:21.000 That was my favorite comment.

00:12:22.000 I'm like, oh gosh.

00:12:23.000 Here's the thing.

00:12:24.000 I would be lying if I didn't say that I don't find satisfaction in some, you know, masculine feminist in a female-only space. 1.00

00:12:31.000 And that thing walks in.

00:12:33.000 It's like, you want to be the world's most powerful genie?

00:12:37.000 Everything that comes with it!

00:12:39.000 Well, everything you say is a riddle.

00:12:42.000 That's the problem.

00:12:43.000 I don't understand what you mean.

00:12:45.000 So you want men in there because it's a safe space, and there's a box, and then we all poop in a bucket. 0.99

00:12:50.000 I was going to say, I notice you're missing a bucket.

00:12:53.000 We use the toilet! 0.94

00:12:54.000 Yeah, why would you have a bucket, dude?

00:12:56.000 We use the toilet! 0.94

00:12:58.000 That's not gonna work for me.

00:13:00.000 Let's make sure we get the bucket. 1.00

00:13:02.000 Also, let's all, by the way, let's all share.

00:13:05.000 Okay, hold on.

00:13:06.000 Alright, Joe Louis, I'm gonna let him out.

00:13:08.000 Well, in fairness, we did make him watch that fella's talk, that young lady.

00:13:13.000 I honestly don't know which way.

00:13:15.000 Do we know what that person is?

00:13:16.000 I'm pretty sure it is a man transitioning into... Being a woman? 0.95

00:13:21.000 Uh, sure.

00:13:21.000 Okay.

00:13:23.000 Into a silver chair.

00:13:25.000 Yes.

00:13:27.000 Alright.

00:13:28.000 I'm gonna try not to get us banned.

00:13:29.000 I'm trying to name terrible 90s bands because it's painted nails, long hair, and stubble.

00:13:36.000 Painted nine-inch nails?

00:13:38.000 Yeah.

00:13:38.000 Does every video... Ooh, does anybody know what that means?

00:13:42.000 You do?

00:13:43.000 I found, uh... What's the length of the nails that crucified Jesus?

00:13:46.000 It's really small.

00:13:47.000 It says they, she.

00:13:49.000 That's a they-she. 1.00

00:13:51.000 What's the they for?

00:13:52.000 I thought you had to go with she-her. 1.00

00:13:56.000 They're not even picking their own lane.

00:13:57.000 They is not a thing.

00:13:59.000 No, they is not a thing grammatically.

00:14:00.000 It's like nails on a chalkboard.

00:14:04.000 It's like nails on your match strike beard.

00:14:08.000 I don't know what to do.

00:14:08.000 That's what Jamie looked like before the... That's how Jamie do.

00:14:13.000 Who cares?

00:14:14.000 Do what you want.

00:14:14.000 Leave me alone.

00:14:17.000 You're saying it's obviously an effort to keep the five o'clock shadow, right?

00:14:22.000 Has it set to the George Clooney level and trims the beard line and looks in the mirror like, I'm a good looking woman.

00:14:27.000 I just hope that on planes they're like, is there a transgender bathroom? 1.00

00:14:31.000 And they're like, we have a bucket. 0.94

00:14:32.000 Yes.

00:14:34.000 Because apparently we all use the same one.

00:14:36.000 It's been used by Brian Stelter.

00:14:38.000 Good luck.

00:14:39.000 Yes, this person is the only person who specifically books the last row because Z can be nearest to the bucket. 0.98

00:14:45.000 Yes, I'd like to be near the poop bucket.

00:14:49.000 I like to have a good view of the bucket.

00:14:53.000 I like to eat a confusing meal and then poop in the bucket.

00:14:56.000 Yes, exactly.

00:14:57.000 If I could be in first class to get the free meal and cocktail, but they don't let me bring the bucket up there, so I'll call the ACLU.

00:15:04.000 We just need not to harm each other, Steven.

00:15:05.000 That's the easiest part.

00:15:07.000 Yeah, well what about everyone else being harmed by sharing fecal matter in a bucket?

00:15:11.000 Well, that's your problem.

00:15:12.000 A woman wants to go into a woman's only space and now she has to get a fecal transplant? 1.00

00:15:18.000 Have you ever been in a men's restroom?

00:15:19.000 Do you know what that smells like?

00:15:20.000 You don't want none of that.

00:15:21.000 I just, why?

00:15:22.000 No, why?

00:15:23.000 Women's restrooms are wonderful. 1.00

00:15:25.000 Have you been in them?

00:15:26.000 They are.

00:15:26.000 They smell nice.

00:15:27.000 There's couches.

00:15:27.000 There's so much better.

00:15:28.000 Yeah, there's couches when you walk in.

00:15:29.000 There's mirrors.

00:15:30.000 Good lighting.

00:15:31.000 I'm in them all the time.

00:15:32.000 That's how I know.

00:15:32.000 It's legal now.

00:15:33.000 Now they go in and they've got that guy's nose hairs in a bucket.

00:15:36.000 You go into a men's room and it's like Joe Biden waiting to sniff your hair.

00:15:38.000 I feel like something changed at this Applebee's restroom.

00:15:41.000 It's the poop-filled bucket with the nail trimmings.

00:15:45.000 That's what it is.

00:15:46.000 It smells better than Applebee's.

00:15:47.000 And we're all the same.

00:15:50.000 Entirely equal.

00:15:51.000 Wonderful.

00:15:52.000 I just, I just, okay.

00:15:53.000 I wouldn't say equal, I would say better than that.

00:15:56.000 Yeah, here's, yes.

00:15:57.000 Better than.

00:15:57.000 Greater than.

00:15:58.000 Greater than because it's like you're equal plus a beard.

00:16:01.000 And that's the, that's the... That's my new gender is greater than, just to piss everybody off.

00:16:04.000 For crying out loud, we used to have the bearded lady because it was a freak. 1.00

00:16:11.000 It used to be.

00:16:13.000 It used to be.

00:16:13.000 Used to be.

00:16:14.000 Back in the day.

00:16:15.000 Now it's just the, now it's just the average, it's just your run-of-the-mill lady pooping in a bucket. 1.00

00:16:19.000 They don't have freak shows anymore, though, at the circus.

00:16:21.000 No, they can't.

00:16:22.000 They have brave shows.

00:16:23.000 Right, yes, because the world has become a freak show.

00:16:25.000 You clap at the bravery.

00:16:26.000 It's just that person on a unicycle.

00:16:31.000 Can we throw peanuts at it?

00:16:33.000 Here's the brave man with just a torso lighting a cigarette.

00:16:36.000 Yes.

00:16:37.000 Amazing.

00:16:38.000 Where's his bucket?

00:16:39.000 The bucket is filled.

00:16:40.000 Are those peanut shells?

00:16:41.000 No, that's poop.

00:16:41.000 That's just, well, you know what?

00:16:42.000 They like their peanuts.

00:16:45.000 Oh, gosh.

00:16:46.000 All right.

00:16:46.000 Well, you know what?

00:16:47.000 This is the world your children have to be raised in.

00:16:48.000 When people say, why do you talk about the issues?

00:16:50.000 I don't think there's any more important issue in our time than the idea that men and women exist.

00:16:54.000 OK?

00:16:55.000 And you know what?

00:16:56.000 It actually, it really does, it extends its gender-neutral tentacles into everything, because we see this in Canada, where you don't use the right pronouns.

00:17:04.000 Oh, well, guess what?

00:17:05.000 You can be arrested.

00:17:06.000 You're a comedian who makes the wrong joke in Canada.

00:17:08.000 You can be arrested.

00:17:09.000 We see that happening in Australia.

00:17:10.000 And then of course they try to cancel through other ways here in the United States in exerting

00:17:14.000 pressure, leveraging on private corporations who really are one in the same with the government,

00:17:18.000 who act as the jackboot thugs of the government.

00:17:20.000 And so if we get to the point where men and women cease to exist and it's hate speech

00:17:24.000 for you to think that they do, first off, you're not trusting the science.

00:17:28.000 Second, it's over.

00:17:32.000 I mean the world.

00:17:33.000 Well that's true, but you're othered for saying that men should not go into women's restrooms because you're trying to keep a place safe for women at a vulnerable moment where they could be all alone in a room with someone they don't know and it's a guy!

00:17:44.000 It doesn't matter because there always has to be this idea of conflict with people.

00:17:49.000 So let's say we give everybody what they want.

00:17:52.000 Then it's just a new thing.

00:17:54.000 Well human nature, Dave, we'll be perfect then.

00:17:57.000 We won't hurt one another. 1.00

00:17:59.000 No, it'll be a perfect utopia of whatever that shit was. 1.00

00:18:02.000 I just saw this video of the guy who split his tongue to become like a lizard in the hands. 1.00

00:18:07.000 What?

00:18:07.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:18:08.000 He's becoming like a lizard person.

00:18:09.000 I don't know.

00:18:10.000 There's another guy who did that who killed his neighbors and he's in prison.

00:18:13.000 I'm not even kidding.

00:18:13.000 Could have never seen that coming.

00:18:14.000 Yeah, who thought?

00:18:15.000 He was so normal.

00:18:16.000 He had a lizard tongue.

00:18:17.000 Tattooed your eyeballs. 0.69

00:18:18.000 Police sketch artist.

00:18:19.000 Let me see.

00:18:21.000 Forked tongue.

00:18:22.000 Scales on skin.

00:18:23.000 Oval face.

00:18:24.000 Got it.

00:18:25.000 Right.

00:18:26.000 Lives over there in the house that plays death metal until 4am?

00:18:29.000 Right, yeah.

00:18:30.000 Ah, it's weird.

00:18:31.000 The one that smells like corpses?

00:18:32.000 I thought he was in a guar cover band.

00:18:35.000 Here's the thing.

00:18:35.000 We think it's absurd.

00:18:36.000 At least that tongue is functional.

00:18:39.000 True.

00:18:40.000 Still works.

00:18:41.000 All right, so speaking of all of this and of the totalitarianism that is sweeping the world, it's a pandemic Dave.

00:18:48.000 Yesterday, Prime Minister Blackface himself, Trudeau, nine times, the Blackface just to be clear, nine times announced that Canada will be sanctioning Russia to stand against, and keep in mind this is the same Canada you're thinking about. 0.89

00:19:03.000 I know some of you are thinking like, is there another Canada?

00:19:05.000 No, it's the same Canada, same Prime Minister standing against Russia to stand against authoritarianism. 0.99

00:19:11.000 Shut up. 0.95

00:19:11.000 Canada and our allies will defend democracy. 0.95

00:19:16.000 We are taking these actions today to stand against the Eurotarians. 1.00

00:19:21.000 The people of Ukraine, like all people, must be free to determine their own future.

00:19:28.000 We will continue working with our international partners to safeguard Ukraine's territorial integrity and prevent further Russian aggression.

00:19:37.000 Hold on a second, silver lining, I see an opportunity.

00:19:39.000 You know what Ukraine should make their next export? 1.00

00:19:43.000 Translators.

00:19:44.000 Yeah, signers.

00:19:46.000 Oh, yeah.

00:19:47.000 Is there a law against having normal slash healthy signers in North America?

00:19:52.000 Is there a meeting behind our back that I didn't know about?

00:19:55.000 Well, sometimes, I mean, her hands are in shape.

00:19:57.000 Yeah.

00:19:59.000 Crack a lobster.

00:20:00.000 There were some very weird ones for New York and Michigan.

00:20:02.000 She had man hands. 1.00

00:20:03.000 So, Canada, they want to... Oh, did we just turn up the volume here a little bit?

00:20:07.000 Okay.

00:20:07.000 Canada, they want to stand against authoritarianism in Russia, Ukraine.

00:20:12.000 Well, that sounds noble enough, right?

00:20:13.000 If you're anti-authoritarian, okay, that's good.

00:20:15.000 We should be on the same side.

00:20:16.000 But we've talked about Canada quite a bit and just in Canada, a convoy organizer, we didn't cover this yesterday, Tamara Lick was arrested. 0.96

00:20:24.000 As I said last week, defending freedom will have cost for us as well and here at home.

00:20:28.000 Biden also spoke about. So we're seeing this in Canada. And then the United States spoke

00:20:32.000 about the sacrifice that would be required to defend freedom. And you first he starts

00:20:37.000 that phrase like, oh, he's, you know, he's turning he's turning baby face. No, to defend

00:20:42.000 freedom in Ukraine.

00:20:44.000 As I said last week, defending freedom will have cost for us as well. And here at home,

00:20:52.000 we need to be honest about that. But as we will do. But as we do this, I'm going to take

00:20:58.000 robust action to make sure the pain of our sanctions is targeted at a Russian economy,

00:21:04.000 If you take any robust action, it results in pain.

00:21:07.000 He's a walking Robackson commercial.

00:21:10.000 Joe Biden basically just said, now when we fire missiles, I'm going to make sure they don't hit us.

00:21:15.000 There is not one clip exists where he doesn't stutter.

00:21:23.000 He can't get out a sentence.

00:21:24.000 Just read it, Joe!

00:21:25.000 We're gonna take RoboCop actions.

00:21:28.000 I love that movie.

00:21:30.000 No more nuke on the streets.

00:21:32.000 Oh jeez.

00:21:33.000 So these are, by the way, and I'm sorry, I'm looking through this, I'm a little disorganized today.

00:21:37.000 The train's coming again, I can't see.

00:21:39.000 I'm trying to see, it's similar to his remarks on Canada where Biden said, Nothing.

00:21:45.000 Absolutely nothing.

00:21:46.000 That's true.

00:21:47.000 People being arrested, people being trampled by Arabian horses.

00:21:51.000 Yeah, lives ruined for parking a truck.

00:21:53.000 Yeah.

00:21:54.000 That is basically what we're talking about.

00:21:55.000 Oh, that's cool.

00:21:56.000 So this is the question these people who are obviously internationally focused, right?

00:22:00.000 The term globalist is almost overused where people try and say, oh, you mean that because you're an anti-Semite, that's what you really mean.

00:22:05.000 No, no.

00:22:06.000 When I'm saying Trudeau, and I'm saying Biden, these people are globalists, but these people definitely, their primary focus seems to be on international interests.

00:22:15.000 Why is it that they only care about democracy and freedom abroad?

00:22:21.000 Let me ask you this.

00:22:22.000 Let's say that if Russia didn't go in physically, but Russia just went to Ukraine, took over their government and said, you now need passports to travel.

00:22:30.000 We're now going to shut down protests here in the Ukraine.

00:22:33.000 We're now going to shut down voices of dissent against Russia.

00:22:35.000 No actual physical violence.

00:22:37.000 They said we're going to have forced quarantine camps.

00:22:40.000 Would these leaders go in and try to ensure that democracy could thrive in the Ukraine?

00:22:46.000 Why is it they only care about it over there?

00:22:48.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:22:48.000 I mean, we've got a neighbor to our north dealing with this right now.

00:22:51.000 Why isn't it time to stand in solidarity with our brothers and sisters in Canada?

00:22:55.000 They're so close to the border anyway, it's not like we would have to travel far.

00:22:58.000 Right.

00:22:59.000 Right?

00:22:59.000 Let's just do it.

00:23:00.000 Yeah.

00:23:00.000 Come on.

00:23:01.000 Well, because they're not standing up for the agenda.

00:23:02.000 Be a part of the United States.

00:23:03.000 I wouldn't be opposed to just taking over Canada.

00:23:06.000 I wouldn't either!

00:23:06.000 I don't think Canada would be opposed to you taking over Canada.

00:23:09.000 No, I don't think so either.

00:23:10.000 Be like, hey guys, remember when you burned down the White House? 0.99

00:23:12.000 Yeah, that was a real jerk move, but we're taking you over. 0.99

00:23:14.000 Revenge is a dish Beth served two centuries late. 0.99

00:23:18.000 Yes, I'll be honest, I didn't know that happened until I was on the show.

00:23:21.000 It technically wasn't a country.

00:23:22.000 No.

00:23:23.000 It was technically still a colony, I believe, but they brag about it.

00:23:25.000 They really consider that their big win that they burned down Canada.

00:23:27.000 Was it like the real White House or the Richmond one?

00:23:30.000 No, the real one.

00:23:31.000 Yeah, it was the real White House.

00:23:33.000 Yeah, they showed up and were just like, hey, what are you guys doing?

00:23:35.000 We're like, oh, nothing.

00:23:36.000 So we went out for dinner, because we thought it was safe with the Canadians. 0.98

00:23:39.000 And we came back, we're like, what the?

00:23:41.000 Come on.

00:23:42.000 Come on.

00:23:43.000 Oh, well, we pulled one over on you.

00:23:44.000 You're like, all right.

00:23:45.000 God save the queen. 1.00

00:23:46.000 All right.

00:23:47.000 But we'll allow you to exist for a little while longer, because we're benevolent.

00:23:51.000 So basically, they just blew up the golf course like Hattieshack?

00:23:54.000 Yes, pretty much.

00:23:55.000 Rodney's putting on a big show.

00:23:57.000 Just leave for an hour.

00:23:58.000 I'm all right.

00:24:00.000 Don't have to worry about me.

00:24:05.000 Guys think they're coming back.

00:24:06.000 Luckily we did get some expert opinions though on the Ukraine crisis and it's a crisis day.

00:24:12.000 It is?

00:24:12.000 Well yeah.

00:24:13.000 Pandemic from none other than Cardi B. Oh thank god.

00:24:16.000 She wrote, uh, wish these world leaders stop tripping about power and really think about who's really getting affected in parentheses citizens.

00:24:25.000 Don't you love that everything else is a grammatical holocaust? 0.71

00:24:28.000 Right. 1.00

00:24:28.000 But she's like, You gotta use a parenthesis in that shit. 1.00

00:24:31.000 Also, I call it ellipses. 0.99

00:24:33.000 You call that dot dot dot? 0.97

00:24:34.000 That is disgusting.

00:24:35.000 I call it half circle left, half circle right. 0.94

00:24:38.000 But I despise conjunctions.

00:24:40.000 Smiley face, frowny face.

00:24:41.000 Getting affected citizens beside the whole world is in a crisis.

00:24:45.000 War, sanctions, invasions should be the last thing these leaders should worry about.

00:24:50.000 Okay.

00:24:52.000 You ever think about knocking somebody out and stealing his wallet while you were a stripper? 0.69

00:24:57.000 I did that.

00:24:58.000 No, for real.

00:24:58.000 Ever think about pushing some man named Chan on the subway train?

00:25:03.000 Jeva, have an interview with the president and talk about your yeast infection?

00:25:07.000 I did, I did.

00:25:09.000 That's me.

00:25:09.000 I did.

00:25:10.000 Brought him some votes.

00:25:11.000 That's right.

00:25:12.000 I voted nine times.

00:25:13.000 Don't eat chicken and then do stuff with that.

00:25:15.000 You vote for Biden, I'll buy y'all cars.

00:25:20.000 So she did clarify, though, that she wasn't into taking sides when she got backlash.

00:25:24.000 The phone is not hacked, it's really me.

00:25:26.000 I actually want to say a lot of things but I'm just going to mind my business because sometimes I feel like I have such a big platform that if I don't say the right things I might get killed.

00:25:37.000 But I'm really not on NATO's side, I'm really not on Russian's side.

00:25:41.000 I'm actually on the citizen's side because at the end of the day the world is having a crisis right now.

00:25:46.000 There's inflation not only in America but everywhere in the world.

00:25:50.000 It's really hard to get the economy back up.

00:25:54.000 There is so much shipments and embarkments backed up.

00:25:59.000 China's not really messing with us.

00:26:00.000 So a lot of things are behind.

00:26:02.000 A lot of goods are behind. 0.82

00:26:04.000 And this sh** is made it way more complicated.

00:26:05.000 A lot of goods are behind? 0.97

00:26:06.000 So I'm just really annoyed by this.

00:26:08.000 And I really wish that all world leaders right now... China's not messing with us though.

00:26:12.000 She doesn't know where Wuhan is.

00:26:13.000 Whatever.

00:26:17.000 Yes, whatever.

00:26:18.000 It's always great when a woman says, a lady says, you know, I should mind my business, but then stop. 1.00

00:26:25.000 What you should say next is nothing.

00:26:28.000 Well, if you knew what you were talking about, that would help.

00:26:30.000 Right.

00:26:31.000 It's why I didn't tweet anything about it.

00:26:33.000 I don't like drama, but... Did you hear about this?

00:26:36.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:26:37.000 I don't want to spread a rumor, but... What I care about is the citizens.

00:26:41.000 Well, then on what side?

00:26:42.000 Yes, which citizens?

00:26:43.000 Well, all of them.

00:26:45.000 That's a good point.

00:26:46.000 We are the world, but what about the portion of the world that wants to kill everyone else in the world?

00:26:52.000 I'll buy your cars.

00:26:53.000 Yeah.

00:26:54.000 You know, when you care about citizens, you have to stop the people trying to kill the citizens, and that usually requires wars.

00:26:59.000 Well, tomato, tomato.

00:27:02.000 But don't think about it.

00:27:03.000 I have black pupils like that band in the 90s.

00:27:05.000 Not AFI, was it ALO?

00:27:07.000 I think it was ALO.

00:27:08.000 A-L-O. 1.00

00:27:10.000 Well, at least she said inflation's bad.

00:27:12.000 You know?

00:27:13.000 Right there.

00:27:13.000 No, I have no idea.

00:27:14.000 Okay.

00:27:15.000 She doesn't know what inflation is.

00:27:16.000 No.

00:27:17.000 Well, that's how she, you know, before she goes out for a show, she has to have the posterior. 1.00

00:27:22.000 And embarkments.

00:27:23.000 I'm not sure what those were.

00:27:24.000 It popped?

00:27:25.000 I don't know what an embarkment is either.

00:27:27.000 Now watch, it's like some like fancy financial term and I'm like, I don't know.

00:27:30.000 Maybe she just joined bowl club. 0.88

00:27:32.000 You don't know.

00:27:32.000 Yeah, you have no idea.

00:27:33.000 May have been word of the day.

00:27:34.000 I greatly await her advice on cryptocurrency.

00:27:37.000 I can't wait.

00:27:38.000 I take all my advice from her on literally everything.

00:27:40.000 And also, by the way, she had some very helpful advice, surprisingly, for the Russian soldiers. 0.93

00:27:44.000 Well let me tell y'all young b**ches something. Y'all definitely don't know how to really wash your ass. 1.00

00:27:49.000 Because when you get older, that's when you know how to f**king wash your ass. 1.00

00:27:53.000 You put your whole f**king finger inside your asshole and you f**king twirl it around and everything. 1.00

00:27:57.000 And you wash your ass like this. Almost like you f**king playing with your asshole but you're really not. 1.00

00:28:02.000 Yep. 1.00

00:28:04.000 What?

00:28:05.000 Far be it from me to question her expert advice, but sometimes it's do you keep that to yourself.

00:28:11.000 My issue is more or less doing it with five-inch nails. 1.00

00:28:14.000 Yes, yes.

00:28:15.000 Hey, hey guys!

00:28:16.000 I feel like she's doing some serious damage.

00:28:18.000 Yeah.

00:28:18.000 Well, at this point I don't think she could tell.

00:28:20.000 They're like, look, look, Cardi B. It's very, very important.

00:28:23.000 Wash ass, change socks. 1.00

00:28:25.000 In that order. 1.00

00:28:26.000 Plus, Russians aren't going to understand it. 1.00

00:28:28.000 Like, wash ass. 1.00

00:28:29.000 That's just old wives tale. 1.00

00:28:31.000 It's self-cleaning!

00:28:33.000 Yes, it's a whole... I have a bidet.

00:28:37.000 It's my friend at the bathhouse.

00:28:40.000 His name is Hach Bidet. 1.00

00:28:42.000 The ass cleans itself through hair friction. 1.00

00:28:46.000 It's like steel wool on pot. 1.00

00:28:52.000 She seriously does that. 1.00

00:28:54.000 She did that after the Biden thing when she was talking about don't eat certain foods and then go at your girl with your fingers and you're like, wow, that is amazing that you just interviewed the president.

00:29:04.000 Remember when people were offended, not offended, but they were a little bit disconcerted that Barack Obama was being interviewed by that African-American lady who was in a It was in a bathtub with cereal? 0.86

00:29:16.000 Yeah.

00:29:16.000 Something green?

00:29:17.000 Oh, wow.

00:29:18.000 Anyway, the point is, we are way beyond that.

00:29:20.000 Oh, yeah.

00:29:20.000 Oh, no, this is horrible.

00:29:22.000 Like, huh, Cardi B. Yeah, that makes sense.

00:29:24.000 Just be Cardi B. You've made it.

00:29:27.000 If you want the Russians to surrender right now, just blare it from the speakers. 0.68

00:29:30.000 You're the American dream.

00:29:32.000 You've made it to the top for no reason.

00:29:35.000 That's what they're doing.

00:29:37.000 It's their mental warfare, like the Nazis when they're going to Poland. 0.83

00:29:39.000 It's like, all is lost, you will surrender!

00:29:42.000 The Russians are just going in there playing over their tanks. 1.00

00:29:44.000 Gotta clean your asshole with your nails and I'm gonna come in and show you how to clean the asshole. 1.00

00:29:50.000 Please no, we give up! 1.00

00:29:52.000 No more! 0.99

00:29:53.000 I care about all the citizens, assholes, not just on one side. 1.00

00:29:56.000 Yes, exactly. 0.99

00:29:57.000 I mean, I just think the citizens, in parentheses, people.

00:30:01.000 That's right. 0.99

00:30:02.000 Because if we don't all properly clean the asshole, then we gonna have problems using the same bucket. 0.99

00:30:09.000 I know that guy, girl. 0.99

00:30:11.000 What were we about to say?

00:30:12.000 I've got a breaking news update.

00:30:13.000 Oh, really?

00:30:14.000 Oh, good.

00:30:14.000 So, remember how we were trying to get banned on TikTok?

00:30:17.000 Did we?

00:30:18.000 No.

00:30:18.000 Oh, come on!

00:30:20.000 But the video was taken down with a community guideline violation saying that we were engaging in harassment and bullying.

00:30:26.000 Of who?

00:30:27.000 Which would be, like, what, Xi Jinping?

00:30:28.000 Xi Jinping?

00:30:29.000 The thing he has a micropenis?

00:30:31.000 Now, are they gonna put it back up?

00:30:34.000 Do we know yet?

00:30:34.000 I don't know that yet, but they haven't taken us down, so we're gonna have to try again.

00:30:39.000 So Xi Jinping is admitting he has a micropenis.

00:30:42.000 I'm upset by that.

00:30:43.000 That's true.

00:30:43.000 Okay, alright, let's try this for TikTok.

00:30:46.000 Hashtag Trash TikTok.

00:30:47.000 I don't know if we're gonna have this up.

00:30:48.000 This is breaking. 1.00

00:30:48.000 Xi Jinping hasn't trimmed his nails, thus doesn't properly clean his asshole. 1.00

00:30:57.000 Xi Jinping, you have a disgusting, smelly, unclean sphincter. 1.00

00:31:06.000 That's why your nickname is Winnie Smells Like Poo. 1.00

00:31:09.000 Yes.

00:31:13.000 Oh bother.

00:31:14.000 Oh bother.

00:31:16.000 I don't know.

00:31:17.000 Is there anything else that we can say to get me banned from TikTok?

00:31:18.000 I mean, we've tried just about everything.

00:31:20.000 I don't know.

00:31:21.000 You know what?

00:31:21.000 We'll take your chat here on Mug Club afterwards.

00:31:25.000 I mean, we took a steaming dump in the bucket that is the Communist Chinese Party. 1.00

00:31:29.000 Certainly. 0.85

00:31:31.000 I mean, I left a fake mustache in there.

00:31:33.000 Yeah, they're just fighting back, going, no, we don't care.

00:31:35.000 They're just pretending they don't care.

00:31:37.000 They're just pretending they don't care.

00:31:38.000 No, they're furious. 1.00

00:31:39.000 Xi Jinping has nutty asshole! 1.00

00:31:41.000 That was the rest of the quote. 1.00

00:31:43.000 Can you imagine the guy that has to show him this video?

00:31:48.000 He's immediately signing his own death warrant?

00:31:50.000 Oh yeah, we've already had four people killed.

00:31:52.000 Ha ha ha ha.

00:31:54.000 Dear leader, I have news from Laroive Crowder.

00:31:58.000 No!

00:31:59.000 Bring it here! I don't want!

00:32:02.000 I said bring here.

00:32:03.000 No!

00:32:04.000 And read as if it's your own words.

00:32:06.000 Micropenis! 0.97

00:32:06.000 How'd they know? 0.97

00:32:08.000 That's good advice on how to clean assholes. 1.00

00:32:11.000 I'm gonna try it. 0.99

00:32:12.000 I didn't realize my nail, cuticle, had poo-poo on my nail.

00:32:17.000 Cardi B. Oh, man.

00:32:19.000 Do you have any idea what would happen if Cardi B tried to make it in Chinese cinema?

00:32:24.000 You mean, killed at birth?

00:32:25.000 Yes.

00:32:26.000 No, no, no. 0.97

00:32:28.000 Left alone on a mountain to die, Dave.

00:32:31.000 That's what... And we sit here and we complain.

00:32:33.000 People have no idea.

00:32:35.000 No idea how good we have it.

00:32:36.000 They really don't.

00:32:37.000 There's no appreciation for how great this country is.

00:32:39.000 Hey, by the way, speaking of things that were banned, you know, the Socialism for Figs shirt got banned, of course, where YouTube wouldn't even allow us to have it off of YouTube at CrowderShop.com.

00:32:48.000 But now we have the Socialism Dunce Cap shirt.

00:32:50.000 Yeah!

00:32:51.000 So that's perfect.

00:32:52.000 Yeah, we've got another couple of shirt ideas coming around that might, you know...

00:32:57.000 Yeah, well this is also for people who don't know, unlike Rage Against the Machine, like Tom Morello, they don't understand that Che Guevara was just like Hitler minus the charm.

00:33:05.000 And the effectiveness.

00:33:06.000 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:33:08.000 Just because he was an absolute coward. 0.98

00:33:10.000 Was it he built a window to watch people get assassinated? 0.99

00:33:12.000 Yeah, he broke down a wall to watch people get assassinated, to watch people get executed, and he specifically executed blacks, gays. 0.99

00:33:19.000 He stood before, I believe, the UN and said, execute without trial. 0.91

00:33:22.000 Of course, we'll continue to execute without trial. 0.96

00:33:25.000 And he was also a coward who never actually fought in a war.

00:33:27.000 Despite what Motorcycle Diaries tells you, I believe he was found, if I'm not mistaken, I'm going by rote, Bolivia, and he was holding a fully loaded, unfired rifle, saying, I'm worth more to you alive than dead!

00:33:37.000 Yeah, there you go, there's your revolutionary hero.

00:33:39.000 Did they kill him that day?

00:33:43.000 I'm not entirely sure if they... I don't know when he died.

00:33:45.000 The next sentence should be, no you're not, bam. 0.74

00:33:48.000 That's what I'm wondering.

00:33:48.000 That's what I would have done.

00:33:49.000 Yeah.

00:33:50.000 And take his motorcycle.

00:33:50.000 Here's your trial.

00:33:51.000 The same one you gave everybody else.

00:33:52.000 What were they?

00:33:53.000 Witches?

00:33:53.000 And you're trying to get rid of them?

00:33:54.000 Actually, I'm an American that appreciates my country.

00:33:57.000 I'm not leaving my couch.

00:33:58.000 Right.

00:33:59.000 Cuban-Americans, they do not tolerate socialism.

00:34:02.000 No, they hate it.

00:34:03.000 Well, they've seen what it's like.

00:34:04.000 My agent is Cuban.

00:34:05.000 You met him.

00:34:05.000 Yeah.

00:34:06.000 Not a fan.

00:34:08.000 And I don't think we're letting the cow out of the bag that he A little light in the loafers.

00:34:12.000 Well, a little. 0.98

00:34:13.000 Yeah, he's a little light in the loafers, but he's Cuban, and he hates, hates socialists. 1.00

00:34:18.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:19.000 It's always so weird when you hear something like, those assholes on the left, I just could kill every last one of them. 1.00

00:34:25.000 They're like, wait, what? 1.00

00:34:26.000 I just want to slap them. 1.00

00:34:27.000 They're like, wow, and spank them. 1.00

00:34:29.000 Hold on, now it's getting... Oh good, they're bringing...

00:34:35.000 He had a guy living with a, there was like a goat in front of his house.

00:34:38.000 You know, just in LA because that's how it is now.

00:34:41.000 Yeah.

00:34:41.000 And all the neighbors are complaining.

00:34:42.000 He's like, you voted for this.

00:34:44.000 I hope there's the whole petting zoo here tomorrow.

00:34:50.000 I love it.

00:34:50.000 Dude, he's hilarious.

00:34:53.000 It's like his lawn, but it's like, I can't even tell this man with a goat and a mattress to leave.

00:34:59.000 Right.

00:34:59.000 Somehow that's a crime.

00:35:02.000 And dear God, I hope I don't misgender him on the way out.

00:35:06.000 I just miss it when it was the Mormons who wouldn't let us marry. 1.00

00:35:08.000 Now I have goat shit everywhere. 1.00

00:35:10.000 Use a bucket! 1.00

00:35:11.000 Eats everything.

00:35:12.000 Doesn't even want to marry.

00:35:17.000 So, speaking of, you know, right now we were just talking about Cardi B, speaking of eras coming to an end, 25 seasons on the air.

00:35:25.000 My First Job, the show Arthur on PBS, just aired its final episode Monday, ending the longest-running kids animated show of all time.

00:35:41.000 It's bizarre that they never aged for 25 years and then in the final episode they aged 18 years.

00:35:47.000 But that's how it works.

00:35:49.000 So Arthur actually, and for those of you who want to know, I know that those of you do want to know, Arthur ended up as a hipster graphic novelist.

00:35:56.000 Unfortunately his first foray was a graphic novel on Jeffrey Epstein, so didn't have the happiest ending.

00:36:01.000 Oh wow, yeah.

00:36:02.000 Yeah, well that happens.

00:36:05.000 What a wonderful time to hang!

00:36:07.000 Must have found his kid's bucket.

00:36:08.000 Coroner suspect COVID, just to be clear. 0.92

00:36:12.000 Francine, if you remember Francine, she apparently became a Leslie Jones lookalike slash lesbian shoe salesman. 1.00

00:36:19.000 That's weird.

00:36:20.000 I thought Arthur and DW were the anteaters.

00:36:25.000 Dave.

00:36:26.000 Eh?

00:36:26.000 No.

00:36:27.000 No.

00:36:28.000 But yes.

00:36:30.000 And there was no character arc, unfortunately, for everyone's favorite character, the brain.

00:36:33.000 That was my job.

00:36:36.000 I'm so sorry.

00:36:36.000 A lot of people know I was the brain on Arthur for several seasons.

00:36:39.000 Hey, you want to require years of therapy?

00:36:43.000 Get fired at 13 years old unceremoniously.

00:36:46.000 Because you've aged out.

00:36:47.000 Yeah, like, your voice changed.

00:36:48.000 I'm like, no it didn't! 0.99

00:36:50.000 Like, shut up, get out of here. 1.00

00:36:50.000 You're gone, kid. 1.00

00:36:52.000 You're gone.

00:36:52.000 I don't care what- Were you just your voice, or did you have to do it?

00:36:55.000 No, so what's funny is I was the second brain, and so I had to do an impression of the first kid.

00:36:59.000 So I was able to do it when I was a kid, able to do a spot-on impression of the brain, but then when I got older, I couldn't do that impression anymore.

00:37:05.000 They just fired me.

00:37:06.000 They just fired you.

00:37:06.000 They just fired me.

00:37:07.000 They just brought in a 13-year-old and hurt his feelings.

00:37:09.000 They didn't even call me into a room.

00:37:11.000 Really?

00:37:12.000 What'd they do?

00:37:12.000 In front of everybody!

00:37:14.000 Oh! 0.60

00:37:16.000 Aw, man.

00:37:17.000 Your craft services are like, what are you doing?

00:37:22.000 I didn't think you were still here.

00:37:23.000 Put the Nature Valley bar down. 0.92

00:37:25.000 Put the Nature Valley bar down, former brain.

00:37:28.000 But I've been here for four seasons.

00:37:30.000 We found a younger, adorable boy.

00:37:33.000 Yes.

00:37:35.000 Whose voice doesn't sound like he's been chain smoking.

00:37:38.000 Well, come on.

00:37:38.000 I don't think you're going to find anyone.

00:37:39.000 Kieran Culkin.

00:37:40.000 All right.

00:37:40.000 Kieran Culkin.

00:37:41.000 All that makes sense.

00:37:42.000 He's beautiful.

00:37:45.000 Now I know!

00:37:45.000 You know, when I did Arthur, and I know we will be moving on everything at Magic, when

00:37:49.000 I did Arthur, and you guys, you can smash the like button, it's a little more casual

00:37:53.000 here today because this was something I did and the wonderful thing is I did do the Christmas

00:37:57.000 special so I still get them royalty checks.

00:38:00.000 I realized when I was a kid that I hated leftists because I had to do the Kwanzaa rap.

00:38:07.000 And so this was when I was 12 and then I learned about Kwanzaa.

00:38:10.000 Couldn't they have fired you before then?

00:38:11.000 How old are you?

00:38:14.000 15?

00:38:14.000 When did Kwanzaa come out?

00:38:15.000 Yeah, well, you know, that's the thing.

00:38:16.000 It was pretty new.

00:38:17.000 It was shiny new Kwanzaa.

00:38:18.000 How'd you find out about it that day?

00:38:20.000 Yeah, and then I had to explain it on the show, like, these actually, these are three, uh... I was scooping, I think, ice cream for Arthur.

00:38:25.000 We can bring it up on Mug Club, probably, uh, the Kwanzaa thing from the brain.

00:38:28.000 What is it exactly?

00:38:29.000 It's when...

00:38:30.000 Kwanzaa is nothing.

00:38:31.000 It's when a guy named Ron Everett who called himself something karenga changed his name who also was a convicted sex criminal who beat women with fire hoses and would stick hot irons on their face and pour bleach down their mouths because he had sex slaves and then he said something something Africa Kwanzaa we need something that you know divides Americans and a bunch of white Americans decided that they would act as though it's a real thing.

00:38:53.000 Go to Africa say Kwanzaa and they'll just be like that's not a thing.

00:38:58.000 I was always told it was James Earl Jones comes back and forgives your child support debt.

00:39:02.000 Yes, well... Ah!

00:39:04.000 Well, that would be great!

00:39:04.000 You're thinking of the Sandlot 2.

00:39:06.000 Oh! 0.60

00:39:07.000 It was straight to VHS for a reason.

00:39:09.000 I gotcha.

00:39:10.000 Yeah, there's not a big dog, there's just a big stack of bills.

00:39:12.000 Right!

00:39:17.000 Sitting there blankly.

00:39:17.000 Ugh.

00:39:18.000 That's an alimony check! 0.97

00:39:20.000 For one of the specific kids.

00:39:22.000 Yes!

00:39:24.000 Benny the Jet.

00:39:25.000 Speaking of this, Epstein, there's an update on Epstein.

00:39:28.000 Speaking of this, actually, Epstein- You're killing me, Smalls. 0.98

00:39:30.000 No, you're killing you. 0.99

00:39:31.000 Yes.

00:39:32.000 Sorry.

00:39:33.000 Your diabetes is killing you.

00:39:34.000 Sugar foot. 0.61

00:39:35.000 I'm sweating.

00:39:36.000 Epstein, there's an update on Epstein.

00:39:39.000 So an associate of Epstein now was, I don't know if you know this, was just found dead

00:39:42.000 in a cell.

00:39:44.000 Weird.

00:39:44.000 French modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel was found dead in his prison cell.

00:39:49.000 Now, he'd been charged with raping at least one minor, but he allegedly pimped out over a thousand girls to Jeffrey Epstein, which frankly, like the worst, it's just a thousand girls?

00:40:00.000 That just sounds exhausting.

00:40:01.000 Yeah, it does seem like a lot.

00:40:03.000 At a certain point, how can you spare the fluids?

00:40:05.000 But how can you deny the ethic?

00:40:06.000 Yeah, well, look, there's... He didn't give up.

00:40:09.000 Two things can be true.

00:40:10.000 I mean, come on. 0.99

00:40:12.000 If at first you don't succeed, rape, then rape again. 0.99

00:40:15.000 Yeah, put on that hard hat and get to work. 0.97

00:40:17.000 Well, Magic Johnson slept with over a thousand women, so he's like, well, I've got a different record I'm going for.

00:40:21.000 Well, yeah, but he was a celebrity.

00:40:23.000 They were coming to him.

00:40:24.000 That's true.

00:40:25.000 And then they were like, I have what?

00:40:26.000 Yeah.

00:40:27.000 Ah, well.

00:40:28.000 And by they, we mean ladies.

00:40:30.000 Yes.

00:40:31.000 Yes.

00:40:32.000 Tons and tons of women. 1.00

00:40:34.000 Yes.

00:40:35.000 Which brings us actually to curious coincidences.

00:40:38.000 Okay, so this person, Brunel, it said that Brunel hung himself with his bedsheets.

00:41:02.000 In case you remember, you know, Epstein.

00:41:03.000 A little bit of similarity there.

00:41:04.000 But unlike his buddy Epstein, the cell did not have cameras.

00:41:09.000 For people who don't remember, you're like, well, didn't Epstein's cell have cameras?

00:41:11.000 But they just shut off.

00:41:15.000 Wait, hold on a second.

00:41:16.000 Which angle did we lose?

00:41:17.000 All of them.

00:41:18.000 I have no idea.

00:41:19.000 On Suicide Watch with guards posted outside.

00:41:21.000 We have a sponsorship with Ring!

00:41:23.000 There was a glyph, a glitch.

00:41:26.000 Yeah.

00:41:27.000 A glitch and a guard change.

00:41:28.000 Well, there was a guard named Glyph.

00:41:30.000 Yeah, Glyph.

00:41:31.000 Jiminy Glyph.

00:41:32.000 I love Jeffrey Epstein! 0.89

00:41:34.000 I love it when he hangs himself!

00:41:35.000 Don't make me say it again!

00:41:36.000 Time to take a break. 0.97

00:41:37.000 Time to break your hyoid bone!

00:41:43.000 So unlike his pal Epstein, there were no cameras.

00:41:47.000 Okay.

00:41:48.000 But there were like six prison patrols, and he was under constant watch.

00:41:54.000 And he still managed to kill himself with the bed sheets.

00:41:59.000 And he had bed sheets, first of all, which is a bit strange.

00:42:02.000 Right.

00:42:02.000 Yeah.

00:42:02.000 A shaving kit.

00:42:03.000 Yeah.

00:42:03.000 A lot of stuff was going on.

00:42:05.000 Yeah.

00:42:05.000 And a toothbrush with a toothpick.

00:42:07.000 Already sharpened Nothing to see here. Yeah

00:42:16.000 Oh Oh

00:42:32.000 Oh Epstein, the gift that just keeps on killing.

00:42:34.000 You know, he just knew a lot of depressed people.

00:42:36.000 Yeah, that's exactly it. 0.91

00:42:38.000 They were all in the same child rapist support group.

00:42:40.000 Yeah, just a lot of sad people who were like...

00:42:43.000 Uh, what is it?

00:42:45.000 Control room?

00:42:46.000 What is that?

00:42:47.000 No, no, no.

00:42:48.000 Steven, that's my bad.

00:42:49.000 I don't know if we actually told you, but Bill Barr actually sent a new rep in for us.

00:42:53.000 Yeah.

00:42:53.000 So they're just, they're kind of jamming.

00:42:54.000 He's been causing quite a ruckus.

00:42:56.000 What the hell? 0.77

00:43:09.000 Dude, chill. 0.97

00:43:10.000 It's just a Jack Rabbit.

00:43:13.000 Jackrabbit?

00:43:14.000 What does he want?

00:43:16.000 He wants to give you one of those delicious Bill Bars as a gift.

00:43:23.000 He's sweet.

00:43:25.000 Thanks, Jackrabbit.

00:43:26.000 That was nice.

00:43:32.000 Yeah, he likes to spread joy.

00:43:34.000 Yeah, he's one of the good ones.

00:43:36.000 A little rough in bed though.

00:43:39.000 put me in a hospital bed for about three weeks.

00:43:41.000 Right.

00:43:43.000 That's great.

00:43:45.000 By the way, we wrote that, not built.

00:44:00.000 Just to make sure.

00:44:01.000 I don't want to get any angry calls.

00:44:02.000 I am down 26 pounds.

00:44:08.000 26 pounds.

00:44:09.000 Look, no one needs protein bars, obviously.

00:44:12.000 People are like, if I eat a protein bar you're not going to become Jack Rabbit.

00:44:15.000 That is years of work.

00:44:17.000 Still lost to the tortoise, though.

00:44:20.000 Just doesn't learn to not take those naps! 0.72

00:44:23.000 Well, twerking tortoise has definitely changed his ways.

00:44:25.000 He absolutely has, yeah.

00:44:27.000 Now we have to do a twerking tortoise at Cardi Box Turtle. 0.75

00:44:31.000 Go to built.com, use the promo code CROWDER15 to get 15% off.

00:44:34.000 I just use them like dessert.

00:44:35.000 They're delicious.

00:44:36.000 This is the birthday cake.

00:44:37.000 This is actually my lea- This is the favorite of someone in the office.

00:44:39.000 It's my least favorite.

00:44:41.000 Uh, but their new chocolate fudge, it's like fudge brownie with coconut and that double, it's unbelievable.

00:44:46.000 Double chocolate.

00:44:46.000 That one's really good.

00:44:47.000 They just taste really good.

00:44:48.000 They have real chocolate in there and uh, you know what, you can either replace dessert or if you're scrawny, eat a couple built bars, you know, put some meat on your bones.

00:44:53.000 Maybe, maybe one day you too can be a jackrabbit.

00:44:56.000 I steal them from the office.

00:44:58.000 What?

00:44:58.000 Boxes.

00:44:59.000 Dave, I don't care.

00:45:00.000 You don't need to steal them, they're a sponsor.

00:45:02.000 It's the thrill.

00:45:02.000 Oh, you know.

00:45:04.000 Oh, I just want to make it feel like I'm checking something.

00:45:05.000 Sort of like when I was at PBS and I would have my fill of those Nature Valley bars at the craft table.

00:45:12.000 Oh, and me and the gang go into a prison and hang a guy.

00:45:15.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:16.000 Then I'll poop in a bucket.

00:45:17.000 Turn off cameras.

00:45:19.000 Have a good time.

00:45:20.000 So this is something that we're going to talk about here today, because it's a slow march to tyranny.

00:45:28.000 It's a slow march into an authoritarian regime. 1.00

00:45:31.000 And I defended Gina Carano when she made this comparison on Instagram, because there are stupid people who just go, you're just like Hitler. 1.00

00:45:37.000 Okay, no, that's silly. 0.99

00:45:38.000 But when Gina Carano said, how did it start?

00:45:43.000 It started by neighbors turning on neighbors.

00:45:46.000 It started not just with the regime, but by convincing neighbors to turn on each other and to other groups of people.

00:45:52.000 I thought that was a thoughtful, legitimate comparison because we had people turning folks into the government for not wearing a mask.

00:46:00.000 Or now you see in Canada for not honoring the vaccine, the mRNA injection mandate.

00:46:07.000 Um, but how have we gotten here?

00:46:09.000 I think sometimes it's important to sort of look at a boiling, look at, look at an inflection point, I should say.

00:46:15.000 And I have been spending a lot of time thinking about this.

00:46:18.000 And by the way, you guys can comment below before you watch this segment where you think it started.

00:46:23.000 You know, how did we end up with quarantine camps and freezing bank accounts, right?

00:46:29.000 And passports, you know, vaccine passports.

00:46:32.000 How do we end up here?

00:46:34.000 What was the tipping point?

00:46:35.000 Because there were a lot of steps.

00:46:38.000 And I do think there's one.

00:46:40.000 I think the most important one, and this is where there is a comparison that I'm going to make, it's shocking once I started doing more research as to how it parallels this, is telling people, it started with this, trust the science.

00:46:54.000 That's how it started.

00:46:55.000 Now, what do I mean?

00:46:55.000 But there's more to that, that phrase.

00:46:57.000 People just say, trust the science.

00:46:58.000 Well, that sounds good, right?

00:46:59.000 Just like pro-choice.

00:47:00.000 That sounds good.

00:47:01.000 Yeah, we all trust science.

00:47:02.000 Why would we not trust science?

00:47:03.000 The scientific process.

00:47:04.000 But when you equate trusting the science with exclusively trusting and being coerced into trusting the government-mandated science.

00:47:18.000 That's when the problem starts.

00:47:19.000 And then you include into that, well, the idea, and we'll go through all of this, eliminating voices of scientific dissent, no matter how legitimate they may be.

00:47:26.000 Then you get to the point where you can go through the phase of othering people.

00:47:31.000 And once you've divided people, once you've created a second class of citizenry, well, then you're pretty much free to do whatever you want to them, including freezing their bank accounts and jailing them indefinitely.

00:47:41.000 So this started with Uh, trusting the science and the experts.

00:47:46.000 Let me just show you in case you've forgotten.

00:47:48.000 I believe this is the inflection point that led us to what we see in Canada and see in Australia and would absolutely see in the United States if former Vice President Biden had his way.

00:47:57.000 We just have checks and balances.

00:47:59.000 We follow the science.

00:48:01.000 Why are adults believing people on the internet instead of science and experts?

00:48:06.000 I have a wild idea.

00:48:07.000 Just hear me out.

00:48:08.000 Follow the science.

00:48:09.000 Science is evolving.

00:48:10.000 What if we all just did science?

00:48:13.000 This is so silly that we have people who are anti-science.

00:48:16.000 Science is moving and we are following the science. 0.74

00:48:18.000 And experts.

00:48:19.000 On the other hand, science.

00:48:22.000 And not trying to silence the voice of science.

00:48:25.000 And experts.

00:48:25.000 We all need to follow science to protect our loved ones.

00:48:29.000 We need to listen to scientists.

00:48:30.000 And experts.

00:48:31.000 Science and the truth.

00:48:33.000 We should be letting public health lead.

00:48:35.000 You're really attacking not only Dr. Anthony Fauci, you're attacking science.

00:48:40.000 I think science.

00:48:41.000 Because you've got to be guided by the science and the current data.

00:48:45.000 Attacks on me, quite frankly, are attacks on science.

00:48:49.000 It's preposterous, Chuck.

00:48:52.000 Totally preposterous.

00:48:54.000 You notice he hasn't really crawled out of his hole as much lately?

00:48:56.000 Thank God.

00:48:57.000 No, I wonder if it's because he was so wrong about stuff.

00:49:00.000 Yeah, I have no idea.

00:49:01.000 Maybe he got the Omicron and he's one of the .0000 deaths.

00:49:05.000 Oh, that'd be so sad.

00:49:07.000 I'm joking.

00:49:08.000 Not zero deaths.

00:49:09.000 I just mean statistically very little.

00:49:10.000 Do you think he grew a conscience finally?

00:49:11.000 and was like, oh man, those dogs. I just, no, not about COVID, but about the dogs. Like, ah, the

00:49:17.000 beagles. Well, Sebastian Bach said on Twitter that the science is 100% accurate. Right. I mean,

00:49:23.000 so I go, I don't know how he grows a conscience because I mean,

00:49:26.000 the multiplication of zero is still zero. Well, that's true.

00:49:29.000 So, um, and by the way, when we say science, this is important for you to note. And

00:49:35.000 this is when people always try and make this theory about the first amendment, right?

00:49:38.000 And they say, well, private platforms can do whatever they want.

00:49:41.000 The science was what?

00:49:42.000 The CDC.

00:49:43.000 The science was what?

00:49:44.000 The WHO.

00:49:45.000 And this is who?

00:49:46.000 YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook.

00:49:48.000 They said, this is how we are going to fact-check information.

00:49:52.000 And by the way, guess what information gets fact-checked?

00:49:55.000 Even information that is questioning their fact check from other legitimate scientists.

00:49:59.000 This is when it's scary, when the government says trust the science and the only science that can be considered valid is the one, and I mean the one, one scientific theory that is funded by them.

00:50:11.000 Classical liberals, really, I know we have a lot of you watching, I just wonder where you are when you complain about campaign finance reform, you complain about special interests in politics, why all of a sudden Why all of a sudden with the left, do they not see a conflict of interest with the government funding science?

00:50:28.000 There's no problem with the government funding some science, as long as all other scientific voices are allowed.

00:50:33.000 That's part of the scientific process.

00:50:35.000 Science isn't determined by consensus.

00:50:37.000 That's the thing.

00:50:38.000 It's not determined by a vote.

00:50:39.000 Science is determined by as many voices coming together as possible, and then one voice, ultimately, is correct.

00:50:47.000 That's what science is.

00:50:48.000 Well, the problem is that this test balloon was actually floated with climate change.

00:50:52.000 If you remember, it was like 95% of the scientists agree, and if you didn't agree that... 97.

00:50:56.000 97%.

00:50:56.000 That's what they claim.

00:50:58.000 Thank you, thank you.

00:50:59.000 It's gone up since then, right?

00:51:01.000 No, they claim that.

00:51:02.000 But if you didn't agree with that, if you said, look, we just need to have a conversation about it, and had some very thoughtful thoughts, like we've had, right?

00:51:08.000 Some thoughtful conversations like, hey, wait a minute, maybe there are some benefits to this, maybe there's some drawbacks.

00:51:12.000 Maybe we're never going to get China to play ball, and none of this makes any sense.

00:51:15.000 Like, if you had that conversation, you were a science denier.

00:51:18.000 Yeah.

00:51:18.000 Right?

00:51:18.000 And so they set science up as something that you cannot challenge ever, ever, ever.

00:51:22.000 I almost spilled my water there.

00:51:24.000 I do have one quick note, though.

00:51:25.000 What?

00:51:26.000 And you have to make a decision live on air for this.

00:51:28.000 I apologize.

00:51:29.000 I was just passed a note, and if we want him, Kyle Rittenhouse can be on live in 15 minutes.

00:51:34.000 If we want him, I know we're talking about this subject, that'll be about 15 minutes until we're done with it.

00:51:38.000 So it's up to you, sir.

00:51:39.000 Oh, I also forgot that we have Jorge Masvidal on the show tomorrow.

00:51:42.000 We just got a text saying that Kyle is available if we want him.

00:51:44.000 I don't know if we can fit it in today, but that's up to you.

00:51:47.000 Maybe we can fit him in tomorrow.

00:51:49.000 You know what?

00:51:49.000 You guys, smash the like button if you want him on.

00:51:54.000 How many do we need?

00:51:55.000 Put a number on it.

00:51:55.000 10,000 likes.

00:51:56.000 10,000 likes in the next four minutes.

00:51:58.000 Otherwise, what I'm thinking is maybe tomorrow we just do a special guest show with Jorge Masvidal and with Kyle Rittenhouse.

00:52:04.000 We'll see.

00:52:04.000 Which we don't usually do.

00:52:05.000 Have a couple of guests on tomorrow and talk with them.

00:52:07.000 Yeah, let's do that.

00:52:08.000 Would it be via Skype that we would have, Kyle?

00:52:11.000 Yeah, that'd be a little easier.

00:52:12.000 I mean, I don't expect him to waltz on into this studio.

00:52:14.000 Well, who knows?

00:52:15.000 He could have been around, you know? 0.77

00:52:16.000 Carrying the scalps of all the pedophiles years past.

00:52:20.000 Get a kid toucher in here. 0.82

00:52:21.000 Maybe he's following them. 1.00

00:52:24.000 Shoot me! 1.00

00:52:26.000 Don't say it. 1.00

00:52:27.000 I didn't say it. 0.99

00:52:28.000 Only ginger pedophiles are allowed to use that word. 0.97

00:52:32.000 So here's where we talk about... We're gingers. 0.95

00:52:35.000 So we talk about the science, okay, the government science.

00:52:37.000 Now, how does this compare?

00:52:38.000 This is actually something that not a lot of people know.

00:52:40.000 I spoke about this with Jordan Peterson when he was on the show.

00:52:43.000 A common theme with Nazi propaganda was they didn't just blame the Jews and say, hey, the Jews are bad. 0.95

00:52:49.000 Right. 0.93

00:52:50.000 No, you needed to find a reason. 0.94

00:52:51.000 And how it started was they blamed Jews for spreading diseases. 0.85

00:52:55.000 Things like they equated typhus, right, which was spread by parasitic lice, with Jews. 1.00

00:53:00.000 They said that only the Jews could get parasitic lice.

00:53:03.000 The gypsies could get scabies, but it wasn't as big of a deal.

00:53:06.000 The Nazis justified putting Jews, of course, in ghettos, saying that it was to what?

00:53:10.000 Stop the spread of typhus.

00:53:12.000 That was a big part.

00:53:13.000 A big part of how they got this started was they decided to continue down this theme of communicable diseases.

00:53:19.000 It was presented as a public health slash safety issue.

00:53:25.000 The gas chambers that you know about?

00:53:29.000 You all know about the gas chambers?

00:53:30.000 Yeah.

00:53:31.000 Did you know that delousing baths were often used as cover?

00:53:34.000 Yes.

00:53:35.000 Well you did, but a lot of people don't.

00:53:37.000 Just to get rid of lice. 0.96

00:53:38.000 Man's Search for Meanings is a book I read.

00:53:41.000 And when Steven says that they did that, it wasn't like one article that they did. 0.94

00:53:45.000 It was every single time that you went to the theater to watch a show, they had a newsreel that would play before, and they would always compare Jews to some kind of vermin, some kind of plague amongst us.

00:53:55.000 And it was all under the guise of science. 0.56

00:53:58.000 Right, and public health.

00:53:59.000 And just like now, where they say, well hold on, a lockdown, that's not a moral issue.

00:54:03.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:54:04.000 I think removing my freedoms, my rights, my business, I think that's a moral issue.

00:54:09.000 They said, no, no, no, no.

00:54:10.000 It's not a question of ideology.

00:54:12.000 It's a matter of health, right?

00:54:13.000 That's what we've heard.

00:54:14.000 This is a matter of public health.

00:54:14.000 You'll have to put your rights aside.

00:54:16.000 Well, you know what?

00:54:17.000 Strikingly familiar.

00:54:18.000 April 24th, 1943, Heinrich Himmler, I don't know if you know him, but he was a bad chap, told the SS officers, getting rid of lice is not a question of ideology.

00:54:30.000 It is a matter of cleanliness.

00:54:32.000 Oh, well there you go, it's really not a matter of ideology, it's a matter of science.

00:54:35.000 He was a dove salesman.

00:54:37.000 In just the same way, anti-Semitism for us has not been a question of ideology, but a matter of cleanliness which will now soon have been dealt with.

00:54:45.000 We shall soon be deloused, we have only 20,000 lice left, and then, that's a lot of straws, and then the matter is finished within the whole of Germany.

00:54:54.000 They also use, by the way, tuberculosis as a pretext to exterminate the Polish.

00:55:00.000 Yeah, well how did he know there was 20,000 likes?

00:55:02.000 Zyklon-1000 for all of your 1,000 followers.

00:55:07.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:55:07.000 It was just like, jeez.

00:55:10.000 Oh my gosh.

00:55:10.000 Don't get me started on Dove.

00:55:12.000 Well look, it's interesting that you said that.

00:55:14.000 So 1943, if I had to ask you guys, when do you think Hitler was sworn in as Chancellor of Germany?

00:55:20.000 I'm gonna go 42.

00:55:21.000 Nobody's gonna guess this right, I don't think.

00:55:24.000 So, this is a slow March.

00:55:26.000 January of 1933.

00:55:27.000 Ten years prior to this.

00:55:31.000 When was he a painter?

00:55:33.000 Exactly.

00:55:33.000 When did he have time?

00:55:34.000 How'd he find the time?

00:55:35.000 Again, that old work ethic. 0.96

00:55:38.000 Boy, he really went from like, fine, my paintings suck, watch this. 0.99

00:55:41.000 Everybody thinks Hitler just came into office and immediately went after the Jews. 0.98

00:55:45.000 No, he set this up over time, where people looked at Jews as the others that have to be dealt with.

00:55:50.000 So they othered the Jews, and they were saying this, and by the way, this is how it was. 0.82

00:55:54.000 The science says that Jews could spread diseases to the rest of you. 1.00

00:55:58.000 And so this is not an ideological issue.

00:56:00.000 This is not a moral issue.

00:56:01.000 This is a public health issue.

00:56:02.000 We need to deal with the Jews, this other class of people, right? 1.00

00:56:06.000 That's what they did in Germany.

00:56:08.000 Let's compare that to now government officials and the media.

00:56:10.000 What are they doing?

00:56:11.000 Hey, hey, hey, hold on a second.

00:56:12.000 The threat to the rest of you is the unvaccinated. 1.00

00:56:17.000 One quarter has not gotten any.

00:56:20.000 In a country as large as ours, that's 25% minority, can cause an awful lot of damage. 1.00

00:56:26.000 And they are causing a lot of damage.

00:56:29.000 The unvaccinated overcrowd our hospitals, overrunning emergency rooms and intensive care units. 1.00

00:56:35.000 I'm not going to say to someone, oh, look, just wait us out, will you?

00:56:37.000 Just, just, just wait four or five weeks and then you'll be able to go to the pub.

00:56:40.000 No, if you make the judgment to not get vaccinated and you reckon you can wait out us or the publican or whoever you want to think you're waiting out, you won't wait out the virus because the virus will be here for a long time.

00:56:52.000 And your only protection against it is being vaccinated.

00:56:56.000 There is a clear message that is coming through.

00:56:59.000 This is becoming a pandemic of the unvaccinated. 1.00

00:57:03.000 We are seeing outbreaks of cases in parts of the country that have low vaccination coverage because unvaccinated people are at risk.

00:57:11.000 Two different classes of people, if you're vaccinated or if you're unvaccinated, you have all these rights.

00:57:15.000 She's so evil. 0.83

00:57:16.000 That is what it is. 0.94

00:57:17.000 So, yep.

00:57:18.000 Yep.

00:57:19.000 New Zealand.

00:57:19.000 Unvaccinated, we are looking at a winter of severe illness and death for unvaccinated.

00:57:26.000 For themselves, their families, and the hospital they'll soon overwhelm. 0.98

00:57:30.000 It is obviously difficult for people to... Oh shut up you inbred... They ought to think about other people rather than themselves. 0.96

00:57:36.000 How's your COVID? 0.99

00:57:38.000 And blue piss! 1.00

00:57:39.000 That's the real plague!

00:57:40.000 COVID and blue piss! 0.97

00:57:43.000 It's my calling card!

00:57:46.000 Do you like my pearl necklace?

00:57:48.000 It's the first one I've actually had since 1940.

00:57:48.000 Yes.

00:57:50.000 And I wave my hand like this.

00:57:52.000 From my cousin.

00:57:54.000 This is how I wave, because I'm, this is my thing, it's patented.

00:57:58.000 It's a flipper.

00:57:58.000 It's a flipper wave.

00:58:00.000 Don't look in my garage, that's where Diana's breaks remain. 1.00

00:58:05.000 Go faster.

00:58:06.000 Yes.

00:58:07.000 Now, what do we have as far as examples of that?

00:58:09.000 I know you're going to say, oh, well, hold on a second.

00:58:11.000 They just vilify the unvaccinated.

00:58:12.000 They other them.

00:58:13.000 But it's not like that's been as serious as the ramifications with the Jews. 0.88

00:58:17.000 Of course, not yet.

00:58:19.000 And of course, de-lousing didn't seem like a serious consequence, but that's the march.

00:58:24.000 So what do we have?

00:58:25.000 Governments in the US and abroad, like you just saw those smug pricks in Australia and

00:58:28.000 New Zealand.

00:58:29.000 Penal colony, get a penal colony. 0.89

00:58:31.000 Well, with Gerald's new information being 1930, not new information, but I just found

00:58:35.000 out being 1933 when he was sworn in.

00:58:37.000 This has been a much more swift move.

00:58:39.000 It's been a much more rapid decline.

00:58:42.000 They've banned unvaccinated people from all areas of public life.

00:58:46.000 So would you consider this different?

00:58:47.000 In Boston, we talked about the man who was denied a heart transplant because he was unvaccinated?

00:58:52.000 That was disgusting.

00:58:54.000 And then, of course, Howard Stern, who, by the way, Howard Stern thinks that Joe Rogan is a problem because he has guests on, you know, guests who are doctors, actual scientists.

00:59:05.000 Right.

00:59:06.000 More fans than him.

00:59:07.000 Right.

00:59:08.000 Stuff like that.

00:59:08.000 Yeah, but Howard Stern, apparently, no problem.

00:59:10.000 His shock jock humor now is making sure to kowtow to the man because he knows he can say this and it sounds mean, but he's not going to get in trouble.

00:59:19.000 He won't get removed.

00:59:21.000 From YouTube, Facebook, anywhere, by saying that he wished the unvaccinated would die.

00:59:26.000 Me, anyone unvaccinated would not be admitted to a hospital.

00:59:30.000 At this point, they've been given plenty of opportunity to get the vaccine.

00:59:34.000 Our government, they think that there's some conspiracy to turn them into a magnet or something like this.

00:59:40.000 They think they're going to become magnetized if they take the vaccine.

00:59:43.000 Now, if you don't get it in my America, all hospitals would be closed to you.

00:59:49.000 You're going to go home and die. 0.99

00:59:51.000 Hmm. 1.00

00:59:52.000 Heston!

00:59:53.000 Oh, the same America that tried to throw you off the air for 25 years?

00:59:56.000 Right.

00:59:56.000 Oh, those are the people that you're trusting in now?

00:59:58.000 Well, hold on.

00:59:59.000 And by the way, the real reason people aren't getting this injection is because they fear magnetism.

01:00:04.000 There may be like five people out there, I think, that actually are like, dude, for real, right?

01:00:08.000 It's gonna happen.

01:00:09.000 Well, he watched a Jordan Klepper video.

01:00:10.000 Well, he must have.

01:00:11.000 Is that the Chip video?

01:00:13.000 Or do people think they'll get chipped?

01:00:15.000 No, you're thinking of the remake Chips.

01:00:18.000 Oh, with Eric Estrada?

01:00:19.000 No, he wasn't in the remake, that's why it was offensive.

01:00:21.000 Is he vaccined?

01:00:23.000 I don't know, but it would be a tragedy for all of America if Eric Estrada is not vaccinated.

01:00:29.000 I hope he makes it.

01:00:30.000 So let's get into the science here, what they did in Nazi Germany.

01:00:32.000 So now you've seen, okay, we've othered people.

01:00:34.000 The science, the medical community in Germany.

01:00:38.000 The Nazis, by the way, they controlled almost all mechanisms, all wings of the German medical industry. 0.82

01:00:44.000 National Socialist Party. And I need to make it really clear too, because the term Nazi is

01:00:48.000 thrown around so flippantly, it's lost all meaning. When we say Nazis, we mean the

01:00:53.000 government. The Nazi party ran the government.

01:00:57.000 Yeah.

01:00:57.000 Just to be clear.

01:00:58.000 You need to understand that Nazism is not just some people meeting in a basement with a Confederate flag.

01:01:03.000 Nazis ran a country and almost took over the world and this is how they did it. 0.95

01:01:08.000 Nearly half of all German doctors joined the Nazi party more than any other profession.

01:01:14.000 They were recruited.

01:01:15.000 So if you look at engineers, you look at other categories of employment, not even close.

01:01:19.000 They specifically recruited, targeted, And doctors joined the Nazi party.

01:01:25.000 And all the doctors, by the way, to be clear, they had to complete ideological training, which is ironic.

01:01:31.000 Because think about it, they would say, well, it's not ideological, it's a health issue.

01:01:35.000 We just read that from Himmler.

01:01:36.000 Exactly.

01:01:36.000 It's not an ideological issue with the Jews, it's a cleanliness issue, it's a health issue.

01:01:38.000 No, we're just doing it for the betterment of our fellow countrymen.

01:01:40.000 Right, but then the doctors had to complete ideological training, kind of like here if you're going to work with the CDC and you have to agree with modern gender theory. 1.00

01:01:48.000 Right. Yeah, well it's easy to ace a test when there's a gun to your head and you

01:01:51.000 know what all the answers are supposed to be. Right? Yes.

01:01:54.000 Are the Jews bad? A. Yes. 1.00

01:01:56.000 Oh boy. D. All of the above? Yeah, D. All of the above? Do they love lives? Do you want them to?

01:02:03.000 We will permit E. All of the above, including the D. All of the above. 0.99

01:02:07.000 That was a trick question, we just wanted to see how passionate you are about, you know, the lice!

01:02:12.000 You fill out the answers, I'll sign it.

01:02:14.000 Yes, just please let me go.

01:02:16.000 But be sure to use your number two pencil, otherwise it won't work.

01:02:19.000 Did Hitler ruin the toothbrush mustache? 0.92

01:02:22.000 Doctors who opted out, by the way, this is something you should know, kind of like here in the United States, and we'll get to that in a second, they were dismissed, they were forced to leave, or they were sent to concentration camps.

01:02:33.000 Or they saved the paperwork and just shot them.

01:02:35.000 Yes.

01:02:36.000 Seriously.

01:02:36.000 This is what was happening.

01:02:38.000 And by the way, they conducted some of the worst experiments on humans in history that we have.

01:02:43.000 You know who else did?

01:02:45.000 The Japanese and the Chinese? 0.99

01:02:46.000 Yeah.

01:02:46.000 If you look at what they did during those wars.

01:02:48.000 Unbelievable.

01:02:49.000 80% of doctors in Austria were fired.

01:02:51.000 Fired when Nazis took over the country. 0.64

01:02:53.000 So this is kind of what we were talking about with the police chief in Canada, right?

01:02:55.000 Someone resigns and you don't know the full story behind that.

01:02:58.000 The new police chief comes in and says, we're going to hunt you down.

01:03:00.000 We're going to punish you for the... basically indefinitely if you've ever taken part in these protests.

01:03:04.000 You look at what happened in Nazi Germany.

01:03:06.000 It was 80%.

01:03:07.000 Austria.

01:03:08.000 Doctors fired.

01:03:09.000 And now the highest number of recruits into the medical field who have to undergo ideological training.

01:03:14.000 And guess what?

01:03:15.000 They are now the science.

01:03:17.000 The only science.

01:03:19.000 That's how it starts.

01:03:21.000 I don't understand how rational people, whether you are left or right, cannot see the problem And that it's always played out this way when you grant authority and the final say, especially as it relates to any realm of expertise, exclusively to the government.

01:03:39.000 That is not a good thing.

01:03:41.000 You do want some checks and balances.

01:03:43.000 Can we all agree that you want some checks and balances?

01:03:46.000 It is remarkable to me when you have people saying, trust the government and demanding fewer rights.

01:03:51.000 By the way, we actually have some archived footage of Hitler's chosen, and I warn you, disturbing, replacement 0.96

01:03:57.000 physicians.

01:03:58.000 New days, coming on Europe, Adolf Hitler marches on Vienna.

01:04:07.000 Among his first orders of business will be replacing 80% of all Austrian physicians with doctors loyal to the Reich. 0.81

01:04:18.000 Here's one now!

01:04:19.000 A Siamese triplet.

01:04:22.000 Connected via the gastric system.

01:04:27.000 Ingestion by aim.

01:04:30.000 Only the best here for the Third Reich. 1.00

01:04:32.000 And as the Bureau always says, trust the science!

01:04:36.000 Ah, so much charm.

01:04:42.000 So angry-looking all the time.

01:04:44.000 You know, you just wonder why God didn't just spread some of the charm around.

01:04:48.000 Just a little bit.

01:04:48.000 So, German, and by the way, we are going to have Kyle Rittenhouse on after this segment, so let's make sure we get that guy's out there on social media.

01:04:55.000 I think we hit the like mark, so... Yeah, we need to set a higher bar.

01:05:00.000 Yeah, okay.

01:05:00.000 I mean, we want it.

01:05:01.000 A million likes.

01:05:03.000 Okay, hold on, hold on.

01:05:04.000 Kyle Rittenhouse, hold.

01:05:05.000 Don't dial that last number.

01:05:08.000 A million likes.

01:05:09.000 Let me give you some specific examples.

01:05:11.000 There was a German psychiatrist, John Karl Friedrich Rittmeister.

01:05:17.000 His name's my name, too.

01:05:18.000 He was arrested, tortured, executed for even daring to discuss the atrocities of the Third Reich.

01:05:24.000 Members of the medical student group, the White Rose, they were executed for distributing anti-Nazi leaflets.

01:05:31.000 Let's compare that to now.

01:05:33.000 Doctors here in the United States, not to mention Canada and Australia.

01:05:37.000 The only Holocaust that's happening here is with Beagles. 0.98

01:05:40.000 Yes.

01:05:42.000 But they still have lice.

01:05:43.000 No, that's true.

01:05:44.000 Can't get rid of that.

01:05:45.000 Say, Beagles, there's 20,000 lice.

01:05:48.000 With Fauci and his beagles, it is interesting when you say that to people who even love animals, and they're like, well, sometimes, you know, there's cruel things you have to do.

01:05:56.000 Really?

01:05:56.000 In science.

01:05:57.000 It's like, shut up. 0.99

01:05:58.000 Sand flies eating them alive? 0.99

01:05:59.000 If you don't get to eating a beagle's face, it's like, what are you trying to prevent?

01:06:02.000 Unless it's, you're trying to prevent sand flies eating a beagle's face.

01:06:06.000 Right.

01:06:07.000 There's no other experiment you should be doing.

01:06:09.000 I figured you could do it more humanely than the sand flies would.

01:06:12.000 Oh, they're like, yeah, we can.

01:06:13.000 We cut its vocal cords so we can't hear it cry.

01:06:15.000 Right.

01:06:16.000 I know that sounds disturbing to some of you at home.

01:06:18.000 Look it up.

01:06:19.000 Yeah.

01:06:19.000 This is the science.

01:06:20.000 Yes.

01:06:21.000 This is judge science.

01:06:23.000 Go ahead, YouTube, pull that, because it's science, right?

01:06:26.000 And by the way, these same people, they're the people who throw a bucket of paint on someone for wearing a fur coat.

01:06:30.000 But then when it comes to Fauci signing off on cutting the vocal cords and putting beagles in Not even cages, head cages.

01:06:38.000 Head cages, yeah, just the head.

01:06:39.000 I mean, they had to go out of their way to have those probably custom-made to his specifications.

01:06:44.000 I want to just cage the head. 0.99

01:06:46.000 I want his body to feel free to move, to kill him with hope. 1.00

01:06:51.000 Okay. 0.53

01:06:51.000 How do you, you get like a degree in veterinary science and that's your first day and you're like, this is really not what I thought would happen. 0.53

01:06:59.000 I wanted to become, when people always ask me why I wanted to become a vet, I would answer, I want to help animals.

01:07:05.000 Is it a tiger with a beehive on its head?

01:07:07.000 You're like, this seems strange.

01:07:10.000 That's how they tortured people in Vietnam. 0.98

01:07:12.000 They would put rats or mice in one of those bags and put your head in.

01:07:16.000 Haven't you seen Rambo?

01:07:17.000 Yeah, I wanted to help sick cats, not wrap a chimpanzee's head in asbestos insulation.

01:07:22.000 This is a weird... Yeah, who's in charge?

01:07:24.000 Garfield?

01:07:27.000 Hey, where do I grab the... where's the food for the Great Danes?

01:07:31.000 Is it next to the fiberglass?

01:07:32.000 It is the fiberglass.

01:07:33.000 Ah, well, yeah. 1.00

01:07:34.000 Wow, Lucy, I get pulling the football, but you're a real bitch. 1.00

01:07:37.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:07:38.000 And I don't believe she's ever been to psychology school.

01:07:40.000 I don't believe that that's good advice at all.

01:07:42.000 So let's compare this with the Nazis, right? 0.73

01:07:44.000 Parroting this and getting... Now, today, what do we have?

01:07:45.000 Doctors who don't parrot the official narrative.

01:07:47.000 We know this.

01:07:48.000 They're completely... and the term deplatformed is up.

01:07:50.000 They are deplatformed.

01:07:51.000 What do I mean by that when I say the establishment?

01:07:54.000 Meaning they are deplatformed by people in media.

01:07:57.000 Yeah.

01:07:58.000 By proxy from the government.

01:07:59.000 Because the government says, this is dangerous, this is misinformation.

01:08:01.000 The CDC labels it misinformation.

01:08:03.000 And then, big tech media say, well, look, there's nothing we can do.

01:08:08.000 The CDC labels it that.

01:08:09.000 Yeah, that's...

01:08:10.000 The government.

01:08:11.000 So Anthony Fauci, let's start here before we get into media.

01:08:14.000 Anthony Fauci, the science, Mr. Beagle Killer himself, and Francis Collins, they colluded with the media to discredit what was known as the Great Barrington Declaration.

01:08:23.000 I'll explain that in a little bit for those who, you know, we need to do a little remedial.

01:08:26.000 In an email, and I'm reading an exact quote with Fauci, Collins said, this proposal from the three fringe epidemiologists seems to be getting a lot of attention.

01:08:35.000 There needs to be a quick and devastating published takedown Of its premises.

01:08:40.000 By the way, these fringe epidemiologists, just so you know, who wrote the Declaration, they were doctors from Harvard, Stanford, and Oxford.

01:08:47.000 Oh.

01:08:48.000 Do they have medical schools at those places?

01:08:50.000 Division III.

01:08:51.000 Oh, yeah.

01:08:51.000 Never heard of any of the institutes.

01:08:53.000 I'm sorry.

01:08:54.000 By the way, also, unlike Anthony Fauci, regardless of where they got their degree, they're actual epidemiologists.

01:09:00.000 Weird.

01:09:01.000 Have they practiced in the last 25 years?

01:09:02.000 30, 40 years.

01:09:03.000 You know, give or take your entire career, Fauci.

01:09:08.000 That's why Fauci and Biden get along so well.

01:09:10.000 They haven't held private office since any of you watching right now have been born.

01:09:14.000 You nailed it.

01:09:15.000 No.

01:09:16.000 Biden hasn't held pri- it's what, 49 years? 0.95

01:09:19.000 That he's been suckling at the public teat? 0.97

01:09:21.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:09:22.000 I mean, usually people their age think about anywhere else.

01:09:25.000 Anywhere else in the private sector, who, by the way, get banned because they're not the science, Biden would be forcibly retired.

01:09:31.000 Fauci, you wouldn't let that guy run anything at your company.

01:09:35.000 You'd be like, come on, man, your time's up.

01:09:37.000 But when you're in the public dole, you can do it forever because it's not about efficiency.

01:09:40.000 It doesn't matter if you have a track record of being right.

01:09:42.000 You're talking about a guy who said AIDS could be airborne.

01:09:44.000 And it's not.

01:09:45.000 This is what matters, too, when we go back to Fauci and the AIDS thing that he got wrong.

01:09:50.000 Just like he got a lot of this wrong, and by a lot, I want to couch my words, all of it wrong with COVID, it's not that he got it wrong, it's that there were other people at that point in time who had it right.

01:10:02.000 When people say, well, I forgot you never made a mistake.

01:10:02.000 Yeah.

01:10:05.000 No, it's there were people from Harvard, from Stanford, from Oxford.

01:10:09.000 There were people back then who saw Fauci as a joke when he said that AIDS could be airborne and we didn't know it was transmitted.

01:10:15.000 Them saying, we know exactly how it's transmitted.

01:10:17.000 It's when you have to look back at that point in time and say, did they get it wrong?

01:10:23.000 Because there was no information, or were they actively suppressing the information available?

01:10:28.000 Just like in Nazi Germany, there were some doctors who said, uh, no, typhus is not a Jew problem.

01:10:35.000 Tuberculosis isn't exclusive to the Poles.

01:10:38.000 And then they were disappeared with a bullet bill being sent to the family.

01:10:41.000 It's the same thing here.

01:10:42.000 There were plenty of doctors saying, no, no, no, no, no.

01:10:44.000 The Imperial College of London, the study is wrong.

01:10:46.000 We're not looking at a one, two, three, four.

01:10:49.000 Early on, some people said a 6% mortality rate.

01:10:52.000 There were people who had it right.

01:10:55.000 And the only reason that we weren't able to get that information is because you didn't want to listen to them.

01:10:59.000 We had practicing doctors in California that had patients that they were actively treating for this and saying, hey, here's what we're seeing.

01:11:06.000 We had these same three schools, I think it's the same three doctors, Harvard, Stanford, Oxford doctors, trying to have like a town hall meeting with Ron DeSantis And being banned from being able to do that and have that broadcast as well.

01:11:18.000 We're not saying that sometimes they won't have the wrong ideas.

01:11:21.000 What we're saying is, you were so wrong, and just a second ago on CNN they actually put up, it's not up there right now, they said, a new study comes out and says that the school closures have had like a devastating impact on You know who's up on there right now? 0.78

01:11:35.000 Serial masturbator Jeffrey Toobin.

01:11:39.000 You Americans just don't trust your institutions. 1.00

01:11:42.000 You mean the guy was jerking off on a Zoom call? 0.98

01:11:44.000 No, I don't trust him. 0.79

01:11:45.000 That's not a mundane detail, Michael!

01:11:50.000 You are actively suppressing all the other voices regardless of if you're trying or not.

01:11:55.000 When you only allow one doctor to speak and you're saying that that's the guy you should listen to, you are doing it deliberately.

01:12:00.000 They other the citizens just as they other the doctors.

01:12:06.000 This is the science.

01:12:07.000 And someone's like, well, hold on a second.

01:12:07.000 This is it.

01:12:08.000 Practicing epidemiologist here from Harvard.

01:12:10.000 Oh, Stanford here.

01:12:11.000 No!

01:12:11.000 Oxford.

01:12:13.000 Can't do that.

01:12:13.000 And by the way, we got in trouble for just quoting the CDC's numbers from California.

01:12:16.000 Yeah, we got removed for quoting the CDC.

01:12:18.000 When you have people that are actual experts, and the idea that you have an expertise in a virus that nobody understands, except for maybe the guy who helped create it, but you have a virus that nobody is aware of or understands.

01:12:30.000 Xi Jinping, micropenis?

01:12:33.000 3.5 inches, not micro!

01:12:34.000 You can't be an expert in it.

01:12:36.000 No.

01:12:36.000 And that's why everything is a theory.

01:12:38.000 So there's people that have theories that are gonna be stronger than his, just based on his track record.

01:12:42.000 Right.

01:12:43.000 Of every other disease that he had to deal with.

01:12:45.000 You know, like AIDS, where a guy in Dallas was like, I'm just gonna go over to the border and start mixing medicine.

01:12:50.000 Oh look, I'm living longer.

01:12:51.000 Right, yeah. 1.00

01:12:54.000 It's pathetic. 0.99

01:12:55.000 The things you have to do to live. 0.99

01:12:56.000 Well, he also bought his medicine from the Magic Johnson movie theater franchise.

01:13:01.000 Special sprinkle on their popcorn.

01:13:03.000 Should never have gone to the Stone Pony.

01:13:04.000 This is one of, again, you just look at the march with Germany, and it's, okay, let's get rid of these doctors.

01:13:11.000 Let's make sure there's one authoritative source for the science.

01:13:13.000 Let's use that science to other this group of people, in that case, the Jews. 0.87

01:13:16.000 You have the exact same thing here where they silence doctors.

01:13:19.000 So no, no, these doctors are not allowed to be on these platforms.

01:13:23.000 And then that allows you to other all the citizens who are unvaccinated.

01:13:27.000 And then you end up with citizens in Canada who can't travel, who can't go into restaurants 0.96

01:13:31.000 or businesses, and aren't even allowed to protest the removal of their rights.

01:13:36.000 But it starts with, if you just trust government, for some reason, if you mistrust business,

01:13:41.000 You trust government, that's sort of a tenet of leftism which I've never fully understood.

01:13:44.000 For some reason, we believe that the human condition is inherently corrupt, especially as you get become more powerful, that power corrupts.

01:13:53.000 That law of humanity just ceases to exist when you're in government where there's no financial accountability and a never-ending pension.

01:14:00.000 I don't understand it.

01:14:01.000 Maybe someone could explain it to me.

01:14:03.000 You can comment below why people on the left are so quick to trust government and so quick to distrust business.

01:14:08.000 The beauty of free enterprise is I don't have to trust business.

01:14:12.000 Because there can be another business that tells me if a business is being dishonest.

01:14:15.000 There can be competition.

01:14:16.000 You cannot have that with the government.

01:14:18.000 But it starts with, well, you know what, these doctors are spreading misinformation on Facebook and on YouTube.

01:14:25.000 And so people say, well, yeah, how do we know it's misinformation?

01:14:27.000 The CDC says so.

01:14:29.000 Oh, OK, we get it.

01:14:30.000 Dr. Robert Malone, not really an authoritative source, just one of the inventors of mRNA technology, banned from Twitter.

01:14:38.000 He doesn't know anything about it.

01:14:39.000 For criticizing the vaccines.

01:14:40.000 Banned from Twitter.

01:14:40.000 Invented it, but you know.

01:14:41.000 And having people come out and say that it's completely ridiculous that he was taken down.

01:14:47.000 People that are doctors along with him, and him saying that Fauci is a joke, essentially.

01:14:52.000 And by the way, we have all references available at leidoscatter.com, and if you're watching on YouTube, though I would prefer you watch on Rumble or ModClub, especially because we'll be going extended with Cal Rittenhouse, we do put the references in the pinned comment.

01:15:03.000 And here's the thing, the White House itself Even pressured tech companies.

01:15:09.000 It doesn't require a conspiracy theory when they are doing it out in the open.

01:15:15.000 They pressured the biggest companies in the world to remove COVID.

01:15:20.000 And what is misinformation?

01:15:21.000 Any information that goes against the science of the White House, of the Reich. 0.88

01:15:26.000 They pressured publicly.

01:15:27.000 It's not a dog whistle when you say it on television!

01:15:31.000 In terms of actions, Alex, that we have taken or we're working to take, I should say, from the federal government, we've increased disinformation research and tracking within the Surgeon General's office.

01:15:42.000 We're flagging problematic posts for Facebook that spread disinformation.

01:15:47.000 We're working with doctors and medical professionals to connect to connected medical experts who are popular with their audiences with accurate information and boost trusted content.

01:15:58.000 So we're helping get trusted content out there.

01:16:00.000 So our hope is that all major tech platforms and all major news sources for that matter,

01:16:05.000 be responsible and be vigilant to ensure the American people have access to accurate

01:16:09.000 information on something as significant as COVID-19.

01:16:12.000 That certainly includes Spotify.

01:16:14.000 So this disclaimer, it's a positive step, but we want every platform to continue doing more

01:16:19.000 to call out misinformation and misinformation while also uplifting accurate information.

01:16:24.000 Now, let me get this straight. Dr. Malone is banned from Twitter,

01:16:29.000 one of the creators of the mRNA technology.

01:16:31.000 These are fringe epidemiologists from Harvard, Stanford, Oxford.

01:16:34.000 These doctors who were in California, who were treating patients, were banned for misinformation.

01:16:39.000 And she is now calling on members of the media, trusted members of the media, to eliminate misinformation. 0.94

01:16:46.000 Keep in mind that trusted members of the media include the man we just showed you, Jeffrey Toobin, who didn't accidentally leak dick pics. 0.97

01:16:56.000 Sorry. 0.95

01:16:57.000 He's like, I thought I muted!

01:16:58.000 the cloud. He couldn't wait until the zoom call was done.

01:17:03.000 He's like, I thought I muted. That guy has a seat at the table. Dr. Malone doesn't.

01:17:09.000 Yeah. Donald Trump off Twitter. Yeah. I'm still there.

01:17:14.000 You can fold a computer.

01:17:16.000 You know he was a little excited.

01:17:17.000 He's like, I'm going to stand up.

01:17:18.000 Yeah, you know exactly what it is.

01:17:20.000 Do I look sexy?

01:17:21.000 No, you don't.

01:17:22.000 Oh, tell me how unsexy I am.

01:17:23.000 Use a sticky note like the rest of us.

01:17:26.000 Define misinformation.

01:17:26.000 Well, do me a favor.

01:17:27.000 And she added disinformation. 0.98

01:17:29.000 Yes.

01:17:30.000 Help me understand what you're talking about here because you're using terms that are not definable because you keep changing what that is.

01:17:35.000 There's so much of it.

01:17:36.000 They want to use both terms.

01:17:37.000 So you can cover everything.

01:17:38.000 That's why you fight against terms like hate speech.

01:17:41.000 Right.

01:17:41.000 Because it doesn't exist.

01:17:42.000 Misinformation, disinformation, I get it.

01:17:44.000 Define it now.

01:17:45.000 Doctors?

01:17:46.000 If you want to say it's not an ideological issue, it's not a moral issue, I believe that anytime you violate people's human rights, and by the way, I don't just mean civil rights.

01:17:46.000 Here's the thing.

01:17:54.000 I mean human rights.

01:17:55.000 There's a big difference.

01:17:56.000 Human rights are based on natural rights.

01:17:59.000 That means birth rights, right?

01:18:00.000 This means unalienable rights, meaning God granted these rights, and the only purpose of government, the only purpose that they serve, is to recognize these rights and to ensure that they are not infringed upon.

01:18:13.000 Not that they grant these rights or take them away.

01:18:15.000 The right to travel freely, the right to liberty, the right to run your own business, provided you're not breaking the law, meaning laws that would prevent you from harming other people, these are birthrights.

01:18:27.000 The right to see your family, These are human rights, they're not even just civil rights.

01:18:32.000 This is worse than not allowing a group of people to vote, and I know we don't see it that way because it's not based on skin color, though there's an extreme vaccine hesitancy in the people of color community, black American community, let's just say, I don't know, I was about to say colored community because we had that NAACP thing.

01:18:48.000 I'm yesterday, so it's still in my head, but I can't say it.

01:18:50.000 No, we can't.

01:18:51.000 But the point is, we don't see it that way because, well, it's not a skin color thing.

01:18:55.000 You are actually removing human rights.

01:18:58.000 Let's just say this.

01:18:59.000 Let's say that you removed the ability for a group of people, okay?

01:19:04.000 You specified a group of people.

01:19:06.000 And you said you can't travel.

01:19:09.000 You said you can't run your business.

01:19:10.000 We're going to shut it down.

01:19:11.000 You can't go visit your families.

01:19:12.000 You can't go to public schools.

01:19:14.000 You can't go to restaurants. 0.97

01:19:16.000 And instead of, you just made them black. 0.97

01:19:19.000 You just made them Jews. 1.00

01:19:23.000 And I know you're going to say, well, one thing's immutable and you can choose to get a vaccine, but the government has no right to force you to get a vaccine.

01:19:29.000 And the reason that they feel entitled to is because they've eliminated any voices of dissent.

01:19:35.000 And so most people don't know.

01:19:38.000 Most people don't know that they've been wrong.

01:19:40.000 Let me tell you what they've been wrong on, okay?

01:19:42.000 Things like masks, vaccines, social distancing, the lab leak theory.

01:19:47.000 Kind of a big one there.

01:19:48.000 Here's another one.

01:19:49.000 being overrun. China has a bit of an IOU. Well, yeah. Might want to hang on to that 1.00

01:19:54.000 one lab leak. I don't know, it's almost March and us all dying on Christmas. Yeah, well

01:19:58.000 I'm still here, Joe. That was a fun one. Here's another one.

01:20:02.000 If we're going to say it's not a moral issue, I can't think of anything in my lifetime

01:20:08.000 that has been more of an immoral act committed against its own citizenry in this country

01:20:15.000 than the lockdowns.

01:20:16.000 And certainly not when you look at the lockdowns in other countries that are absolutely draconian, and I know that people use that term.

01:20:20.000 In this case, it's entirely appropriate.

01:20:22.000 Here's the thing.

01:20:23.000 Not only is it immoral, and it could only be implemented immorally because people who spoke out at that time saying this is immoral, or even saying that it won't work, scientists, We're eliminated from the equation.

01:20:38.000 Jeffrey Toobin, still on CNN.

01:20:39.000 Now we know definitively Johns Hopkins, fringe, did a meta-analysis.

01:20:46.000 That it doesn't work.

01:20:47.000 This is a quote from Johns Hopkins.

01:20:50.000 I mean, you know, Johns Hopkins, they're no Fauci, says, while this meta-analysis concludes that lockdowns have had little to no public health effects, they've imposed enormous economic and social costs where they have been adopted, and even the World Health Organization has now said that forced isolation and quarantine are ineffective and impractical.

01:21:07.000 We knew this.

01:21:07.000 We knew this at the very beginning.

01:21:08.000 We've known this for years, decades, decades, decades.

01:21:10.000 We've known this.

01:21:11.000 This is not new information, and that's why we are pissed off.

01:21:13.000 And it all starts with Determining that the only experts are the ones who work for the government.

01:21:20.000 That is a problem always.

01:21:22.000 Whether it's the only experts to be trusted, or the economists in the government, or the public school officials, particularly in the federal government.

01:21:33.000 The only experts in science work for the government.

01:21:36.000 Take your pick!

01:21:38.000 Have you seen the food pyramid lately?

01:21:44.000 You trust that?

01:21:45.000 We taught that to everyone in school.

01:21:48.000 And we told kids that they would be worse off eating salmon and eggs than cereal all day.

01:21:55.000 Well, depends on the cereal, Steven.

01:21:57.000 Now take that.

01:21:59.000 Add critical race theory.

01:22:01.000 COVID! Trust the experts, trust the science. What you really mean is be a lackey, be a

01:22:01.000 I'm here, Stephen.

01:22:05.000 patsy for the government. All right, since enough of you guys liked, and I want to see

01:22:08.000 you smash that like button again, we have him on the air right now, I believe. Is he

01:22:13.000 there? Can you bring him up so I can see him there? Tim the tool man, Mr. Kyle Rittenhouse.

01:22:18.000 Are you there, sir? I'm here, Steven. How are you doing? I'm doing well. Are you at

01:22:23.000 an airport right now? I am in an airport. Wow. Okay.

01:22:27.000 Are you disguised as an Asian traveler?

01:22:30.000 Yes!

01:22:34.000 You look like you're... I mean, you look like a narc. 0.99

01:22:39.000 Can you hear me well enough at the airport? 0.75

01:22:43.000 Yeah, I have my AirPods in.

01:22:44.000 I can hear you, Steven.

01:22:45.000 Spread no expense.

01:22:45.000 Oh, okay.

01:22:46.000 So he has AirPods in, but he's flying spirit.

01:22:48.000 Lovely.

01:22:48.000 No way.

01:22:53.000 No, no, I'm not going to dox whichever airline you're flying with.

01:22:55.000 Now, look, Kyle, you actually have some big news.

01:22:57.000 I know that you were on Fox News saying, hey, there are people who are on notice, right, as far as slander, libel, and we did an Ash Wednesday with you.

01:23:08.000 What's the word now?

01:23:09.000 Have there been developments?

01:23:10.000 Are you suing people who, you know, wrongfully called you a murderer?

01:23:16.000 We are working with, our team is working on sending out letters to people such as I assume that last syllable was going to be Berg.

01:23:28.000 Well, Goldstein.

01:23:29.000 Yeah.

01:23:29.000 Well, he's in an airport.

01:23:30.000 There's a good chance someone's just beating their child so loudly we lost connection.

01:23:34.000 Well, especially if it's spirits.

01:23:35.000 Two people could be fighting over masks outside of Auntie Anne's Pretzels.

01:23:39.000 You never know.

01:23:41.000 All right, okay.

01:23:42.000 All right.

01:23:42.000 You're back.

01:23:43.000 You said Whoopi Gold.

01:23:44.000 I assume the next was going to be Berg.

01:23:48.000 Schlager.

01:23:50.000 Wait, so you're sending out letters to them.

01:23:54.000 What are these letters saying?

01:23:55.000 That you're suing them?

01:23:56.000 Because you can't send out a cease and desist because, you know, they, they, I mean, that doesn't, doesn't work.

01:24:01.000 You're just gonna sue them.

01:24:05.000 I said, what letters are you sending to them?

01:24:06.000 Like, it's not like a U.N.

01:24:08.000 Like you're sending, what are these letters?

01:24:08.000 Hans Bricks.

01:24:11.000 We're sending them a letter that they have to retract and apologize or they're going to be paying up and we're going to hold these people accountable for what they did to me so nobody has to experience.

01:24:21.000 And that's why we started the Media Accountability Project, TMAP.org, where people can come and join our fight and donate and help us fight these lawsuits and hold these people accountable.

01:24:32.000 Well I was gonna say you're going to need those donations because um

01:24:35.000 Cenk Uygur and Whoopi Goldberg don't have money.

01:24:37.000 What about Joy Behar?

01:24:43.000 Yeah, what about Joy Behar?

01:24:44.000 Could you sue The View Pool?

01:24:48.000 Oh, absolutely.

01:24:49.000 The View is on the list.

01:24:51.000 For everything they said about me, they called me a white supremacist, a murderer after being acquitted. 0.83

01:24:56.000 It's just disgusting how they can do this to anybody.

01:25:01.000 And there's going to be accountability for what they did.

01:25:05.000 Now, what would be sufficient as far as, you know, apology retract?

01:25:10.000 Like, what would you want to see for you to not, you know, take all of their belongings?

01:25:17.000 For this to not happen to any American in this entire, ever again, I don't want to see anybody have to go through what I went through and be defamed the way I did.

01:25:26.000 being de-platformed for the lies that they said.

01:25:30.000 I don't want to see anybody have to go through that.

01:25:32.000 No, but I'm saying, but what would they have to do, like, as far as you say, retract it and apologize?

01:25:35.000 Like, what would that look like?

01:25:36.000 Would they have to march out on air?

01:25:38.000 Would you write their apology?

01:25:39.000 Or if they just say, like, all right, I'm sorry, is that enough?

01:25:43.000 And they should donate to the fund, right?

01:25:45.000 I mean, they really should.

01:25:46.000 Yes, yes.

01:25:47.000 At the least.

01:25:49.000 Yeah, they should donate to the fund.

01:25:50.000 Like, because you could have fun with it.

01:25:51.000 Like, you could make them erect a statue in your honor.

01:25:55.000 I don't know if Joy Behar's gonna erect anything.

01:26:01.000 What was that, Kyle?

01:26:03.000 There's also part two of the Media Accountability Project, which is keeping the media held accountable by creating a hub for independent journalists such as Elijah Schaefer, Drew Hernandez, Nathan DeBruin, providing, like, helping them with, like, training, equipment, gas masks, Scholarships, so they can continue to grow in independent journalism and also for independent journalists to post content.

01:26:35.000 Like on a cell phone, like you'll have on your screen, half will be what's really happening, their videos, the independent journalists, and then the other half will be what CNN or MSNBC is saying or ABC is saying and People can be like, wait, that's not what's happening.

01:26:53.000 I'm looking at the right now and they're lying.

01:26:55.000 Right.

01:26:56.000 Well, that's good.

01:26:56.000 Yeah.

01:26:57.000 So that's the journalism accountability project.

01:26:59.000 I remember Walter Cronkite was never without his gas mask.

01:27:02.000 True.

01:27:02.000 Never.

01:27:03.000 Always a key component to journalism.

01:27:06.000 It's just that you list it among everything.

01:27:07.000 It's like cameras, lights, gas masks.

01:27:10.000 But we know exactly why.

01:27:12.000 We know exactly why they're required.

01:27:14.000 Totally normal.

01:27:14.000 So anyone has to wear one within five feet of Whoopi Goldberg.

01:27:18.000 Yes, absolutely.

01:27:18.000 Yes.

01:27:19.000 Well, that's genetic, child!

01:27:21.000 You wait until you're 75!

01:27:23.000 Where's my candy cane thing?

01:27:29.000 So, okay, Whoopi Goldberg, Cenk Uygur at the Young Turks.

01:27:37.000 Is there anyone else on your list?

01:27:38.000 I mean, you mustn't be afraid to dream bigger, love.

01:27:40.000 Oh, Tiffany Cross!

01:27:43.000 Tiffany Cross and these news organizations that push this, they'll also be held accountable.

01:27:50.000 But Tiffany Cross called me a little white supremacist murderer after I was acquitted. 1.00

01:27:55.000 These people can get away with it, but no, accountability is going to be coming.

01:28:00.000 We are going to hold them accountable in a courtroom.

01:28:03.000 Okay, but you're starting with Whoopi Goldberg, which I like.

01:28:06.000 When are these letters going to be sent out and how long do they have to respond and apologize before you actually sue?

01:28:12.000 They're going to be sent out real soon.

01:28:14.000 We're working on them right now, and I'm not sure how long they're going to have to apply, but they're going to be held accountable.

01:28:23.000 Yeah.

01:28:25.000 What would you like to see Whoopi Goldberg?

01:28:27.000 I'll leave you with this, because I know you've got to go to a call, but in your perfect world, your fantasy, how would you like Whoopi Goldberg to word it?

01:28:36.000 It's a great question.

01:28:38.000 Add the word child at the end.

01:28:41.000 I think she needs to go back and watch the entire trial in a day, and then fix everything she said wrong, and then maybe I'll forgive her. 0.94

01:28:51.000 Maybe.

01:28:51.000 Probably not, but maybe.

01:28:54.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

01:28:55.000 That's the Christian thing to do, is forgive her.

01:28:57.000 You can forgive her.

01:28:58.000 Look, you love the sinner, and you hate the obfuscation and lies.

01:29:05.000 I believe it says that somewhere.

01:29:08.000 Steven, they should apologize and commit to not let this ever happen again.

01:29:13.000 That's what they have to do.

01:29:14.000 Yeah.

01:29:15.000 Well, you weren't the first one.

01:29:16.000 Obviously, it happened with Nick Sandman, but you add falsely accusing someone of murder, and it's a little more severe.

01:29:22.000 And you know how big of a deal it was for us.

01:29:23.000 There was a weight lifted off the shoulders of all of us here watching.

01:29:26.000 I was pissed, Kyle, because I couldn't be here.

01:29:29.000 Everybody told me that you weren't coming in, and like, no, no, no, no, don't come into work today.

01:29:33.000 Kyle's coming in.

01:29:34.000 I was a little pissed off about that, but we were ecstatic that the verdict came back the way that it did.

01:29:40.000 But then Stephen said something, you should never, for the rest of your life, you should only have to do what you want to do now.

01:29:46.000 You've been through such kind of a difficult time.

01:29:49.000 I love what you're doing with it, though.

01:29:50.000 You're saying, look, it's not just happened to me, it's happened to other people, and it's going to happen again unless somebody stands up and not just sues these companies, but sues them and then holds them accountable.

01:29:59.000 So I hope that this project works well.

01:30:01.000 Absolutely.

01:30:01.000 So that's a good use of that, so thanks.

01:30:04.000 Somebody's gotta do it.

01:30:07.000 Yes.

01:30:08.000 It needs to change.

01:30:09.000 But I'm just going to tell you this, as your non-lawyer.

01:30:12.000 Have some fun with it.

01:30:12.000 You know, again, you could just ask Whoopi Goldberg for simple things.

01:30:16.000 Come out, that she apologized, that she, you know, get on a weight loss plan, erect a statue in your honor, that you be allowed to play the xylophone on her replacement hip.

01:30:25.000 You know, just things.

01:30:27.000 There's no reason not to.

01:30:28.000 You're holding the cards, kid.

01:30:29.000 Where's the organization?

01:30:30.000 Where's the place where people can donate to? 1.00

01:30:32.000 Son of a bitch, we lost him again. 1.00

01:30:34.000 Oh, it's not Skype. 1.00

01:30:35.000 Don't go to Skype.

01:30:35.000 I thought you brought that up as an ad.

01:30:37.000 Skype.

01:30:38.000 I don't want you to have your information.

01:30:39.000 Right. 0.99

01:30:42.000 We don't trust Zoom because every time I go to Zoom it's just tube and masturbating. 0.98

01:30:46.000 T-Map. 0.85

01:30:47.000 The Media Accountability Project.

01:30:49.000 Oh, I thought you were giving me the Tuban nickname.

01:30:51.000 Oh, no. 1.00

01:30:52.000 He stands up, his dick's out. 0.99

01:30:53.000 We're like, well, that's gonna help this side. 0.99

01:30:56.000 What airport is he at?

01:30:57.000 That must be a layover.

01:30:59.000 It shows how things have really changed at the Centurion Lounge.

01:31:03.000 People don't care anymore about anything.

01:31:05.000 You've got Kyle Rittenhouse talking eight feet away from you and you're like... Hold on, time out.

01:31:10.000 Can you look at the CNN thing?

01:31:11.000 The lower third.

01:31:12.000 Ukraine's been giving a new warning by the U.S.

01:31:14.000 of an imminent Russian attack.

01:31:16.000 Really?

01:31:16.000 I think it happened a day and a half ago.

01:31:18.000 Hey guys, they're coming. 1.00

01:31:20.000 Nope, they're already here, you morons. 0.99

01:31:23.000 They're like Revere riding into battle like, sorry, excuse me, pushing away English troops. 1.00

01:31:28.000 The British are coming! 1.00

01:31:29.000 The British are coming! 1.00

01:31:30.000 One guy with his, like, cannonball legs on his head in a rapid.

01:31:34.000 We know, Ertho!

01:31:35.000 Yeah, we know.

01:31:36.000 They shot the drummer boy yesterday.

01:31:38.000 Yes!

01:31:39.000 Which, by the way, terrible combat move.

01:31:41.000 Oh my gosh.

01:31:41.000 Who sends in a drummer boy?

01:31:43.000 And a flute?

01:31:44.000 Well, you gotta keep morale up.

01:31:46.000 I don't think that's what they were doing.

01:31:47.000 Bagpipes?

01:31:48.000 They wanted to know where the other soldiers were.

01:31:50.000 Oh, well, the bagpipist was definitely in the most danger.

01:31:53.000 Yeah.

01:31:53.000 I mean, you know, sometimes... It's just annoying, you know?

01:31:55.000 Because back then they couldn't have a radio, so some guy comes out with a flute and a drum, and you're like, okay, maybe I can go with this. 0.94

01:32:00.000 But when the Scottish, when they showed up and there's a bagpipe, like, shoot him right away. 0.76

01:32:03.000 Did you actually know that every single soldier bagpipist was killed by friendly fire?

01:32:07.000 That, you know what?

01:32:08.000 I did know that and I forgot it because it seemed self-evident.

01:32:12.000 Well, I mean, the Scots weren't fighting when guns were invented, but hey, let's keep with the truth. 1.00

01:32:16.000 Yeah, then they all starved, the remaining starved to death because their rations were haggis.

01:32:21.000 That's true.

01:32:23.000 Nobody wants that.

01:32:27.000 You know, there are kids in Africa who don't have to eat that.

01:32:30.000 I'd rather have my mutton in the beaten.

01:32:32.000 Yeah.

01:32:33.000 I'd rather actually eat your mutton chops, your sideburns. 0.81

01:32:36.000 I could probably put a little gravy on it.

01:32:38.000 Wouldn't have to eat the haggis.

01:32:38.000 Do you know what's in haggis?

01:32:39.000 I've never even knocked it.

01:32:40.000 It doesn't sound so bad.

01:32:41.000 starving kids in China look at it and say I'd rather eat street food cooking the 0.90

01:32:45.000 suitors. We're good at drinking.

01:32:49.000 That's about it. 0.99

01:32:50.000 Stab me first. 0.98

01:32:51.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.96

01:32:52.000 Aim for the bagpipe! 0.98

01:32:54.000 Here's my music sack.

01:32:56.000 My octopus pipe thing I made.

01:32:58.000 I know it's confusing with the plaid like a Magic Eye poster, so I put a target on it.

01:33:03.000 Aim for the bagpipe.

01:33:05.000 Put me out of my misery.

01:33:06.000 I don't want to have to eat the haggis.

01:33:10.000 It's nine flutes in a sack.

01:33:13.000 I don't know why.

01:33:14.000 It's a monster.

01:33:15.000 I try and convince everyone that I have control over it, like I'm playing melody, but really, when the sound comes out, I'm as surprised as you.

01:33:23.000 I had no idea.

01:33:24.000 And for some reason, when everybody dies, it's the song you'll hear.

01:33:28.000 It is the song you'll hear.

01:33:29.000 Amazing Grace on the bagpipes.

01:33:32.000 Well, Amazing Grace on the bagpipes is like everything on the bagpipes.

01:33:36.000 Have you ever heard Top 40 of bagpipes?

01:33:39.000 It all sounds the same.

01:33:41.000 We're bringing you number five, Amazing Grace. 0.80

01:33:43.000 Yes.

01:33:44.000 Number three.

01:33:45.000 By popular request.

01:33:46.000 Amazing Grace.

01:33:47.000 Here on Casey Kasem's Bagpipe Songs.

01:33:49.000 Top 40 countdown.

01:33:50.000 We have number four.

01:33:51.000 or he be bein' in it.

01:33:53.000 That's right.

01:33:58.000 It makes the same sound when you drop it as when you play it.

01:34:01.000 Yes!

01:34:01.000 Number two, it's Rainn and Haggis.

01:34:03.000 It's Rainn and Haggis.

01:34:05.000 F-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y. 1.00

01:34:08.000 No?

01:34:09.000 I do a great Billy Joel.

01:34:11.000 I don't care what you say, because it's my life.

01:34:16.000 Just leave me alone.

01:34:18.000 The next song is written by Elton John, but I'm not singing it because of his lifestyle.

01:34:23.000 That's right.

01:34:27.000 He didn't have, he had the bag, he had the pipe, but it didn't make the noise.

01:34:31.000 It wasn't the one that you wanted.

01:34:32.000 Lice.

01:34:32.000 Full of lice.

01:34:33.000 Yes.

01:34:34.000 The one you should never play unless you want to look the devil right in his eyes.

01:34:37.000 Yes.

01:34:38.000 He ever looked the devil right in his eyes and asked him to sing Tiny Dancer?

01:34:43.000 He doesn't.

01:34:44.000 Even the devil doesn't like that little fruitcake. 0.97

01:34:47.000 Alright.

01:34:49.000 Thank you, Kyle Rittenhouse.

01:34:50.000 Tomorrow we'll have Jorge Masvidal on the show.

01:34:51.000 We're going to play Newest Gender Pronouns. 0.99

01:34:53.000 This is a little bit of a hodgepodge today.

01:34:55.000 I want you to smash that like button if you're on YouTube because they're not going to be thrilled with this.

01:34:59.000 I honestly, I'm always nervous when we talk about the COVID stuff and this, the science.

01:35:04.000 You don't want to bring facts into it.

01:35:06.000 No, we don't want to bring a lot of trouble.

01:35:08.000 Yeah, of course.

01:35:08.000 I still am aiming to get removed from TikTok, though.

01:35:11.000 We'll work on it. 0.93

01:35:12.000 So, Xi Jinping, you and your tiny, festering pustule of a micropenis, we'll see you tomorrow. 0.96

Louder with Crowder - February 23, 2022

American Neo-Nazis DO Exist! Just Not Where You Think... | Louder with Crowder

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