Louder with Crowder - July 18, 2015


Anthony Cumia on Political Correctness | Louder With Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

22 minutes

Words per Minute

175.28442

Word Count

3,903

Sentence Count

325

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary

Comedian and podcaster Anthony Cumming joins Jemele to discuss his new podcast, "The Crowder Show," and why he thinks the future of comedy is in the digital age. He also talks about his new venture with SiriusXM and how he thinks about what it means to be a podcaster.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 You can't do that on cable news.
00:00:02.000 You have to sit there and hear Karl Rove say that Romney didn't actually lose the election for like a good hour.
00:00:09.000 Rove.
00:00:10.000 I know.
00:00:11.000 I can't get that MC Rove thing out of my head from years ago when he was doing that.
00:00:17.000 The MC Rogue.
00:00:18.000 And like anything he says now, he could be spouting the most intelligent, articulate analysis of something, which I haven't seen, but he could.
00:00:31.000 And still, I'd just be thinking, I'm MC Rogue!
00:00:38.000 This compound you're doing now, so you're off on your own, doing the podcast, and it's sort of like this agricultural, your own plot of land.
00:00:45.000 Are you happy?
00:00:46.000 Are you glad doing this deal?
00:00:48.000 It seems like, I mean, you just brought on Gavin.
00:00:49.000 It seems like it's going gangbusters.
00:00:51.000 Yeah, it's already gone leaps and bounds from where I thought it was going to go.
00:00:58.000 I was just kind of grabbing at straws a year ago when I got the boot from SiriusXM.
00:01:05.000 And I figured, hey, I got a facility in my house for whatever it's worth.
00:01:11.000 I might as well give it a whirl.
00:01:13.000 And a year later...
00:01:15.000 We're all realizing, everybody that's contributed to this project is realizing that there's a lot more that we didn't even see as far as getting a network together.
00:01:26.000 Other shows that are just really clamoring to get a platform.
00:01:31.000 It's nearly impossible to build something from the ground floor up in this medium right now.
00:01:39.000 It's just happening.
00:01:40.000 It's kind of...
00:01:43.000 Like open prairie, the Wild West.
00:01:47.000 I mean, you don't even know what to build or what to do or how to present what you want to put out there.
00:01:53.000 It's so new.
00:01:54.000 So a lot of people really don't have the resources to just kind of start it out of nowhere.
00:01:59.000 I was kind of forced into that situation, thank God, through the luck and...
00:02:05.000 Life that I've had doing radio over the years, it gave me the resources to be able to kind of build my own little empire that I'm building at this point.
00:02:16.000 And people are coming on board, and I really have a good feeling about where this is headed and this type of entertainment that people want without...
00:02:28.000 Restrictions and without...
00:02:29.000 Speaking of restrictions, I have to get us to a break.
00:02:32.000 And then we'll bring you back and then you'll have none.
00:02:32.000 Keep the lights...
00:02:32.000 Of course.
00:02:35.000 Anthony Cumia, Lauder with Crowder.
00:02:36.000 Just as Anthony was making the brilliant point that it's the Wild West and you can hear all of this online if you're listening terrestrially.
00:02:36.000 or stay tuned.
00:02:43.000 By the way, we also have the extended version at loudowithcrader.com Anthony will go off the reservation.
00:02:48.000 We had to take a break.
00:02:49.000 We're back.
00:02:50.000 Anthony, you know, it's interesting you say that.
00:02:51.000 Bill Whittle had a great point about that, how we've sort of gone back to the agricultural revolution where everyone had their own little plot of land and wealth.
00:02:58.000 And then with the industrial revolution, you had sort of the super wealthy and the working class.
00:03:03.000 And now we're going to a digital version of the agricultural revolution.
00:03:06.000 And I think you're going to see far fewer like billionaires, you know, far fewer maybe Roger Ailes or Murdoch's, but far more millionaires or people who make good six figures.
00:03:16.000 with their own kind of deal, like you're doing or like Gavin...
00:03:20.000 Do you see it going that way?
00:03:22.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:03:24.000 People are tired of just being force-fed entertainment, whether it's news or just comedy shows, whatever it is.
00:03:35.000 They're tired of paying attention to other people's schedules, other people's idea of what's appropriate or funny or whatnot.
00:03:42.000 And this really opens up quality programming for everybody.
00:03:49.000 It really is an astounding revolution going on right now.
00:03:53.000 No, I think you're absolutely right.
00:03:54.000 And then you have Jerry Seinfeld, who's right.
00:03:56.000 He says there's also the big trash can that is YouTube where you have people who are hacks.
00:04:00.000 And I understand where he's coming from.
00:04:02.000 But also as someone who started in stand-up comedy, did the festivals, and that was how I started.
00:04:07.000 From 18, I just toured for years.
00:04:10.000 I also realized that not always the best person is the person who gets seen.
00:04:14.000 You can probably talk with Jimmy Norton about that or Patrice O'Neill when you look at Last Comic Standing.
00:04:20.000 I remember Last Comic Standing is a perfect example.
00:04:22.000 I don't know if you remember the first season.
00:04:23.000 Oh, that fan.
00:04:25.000 Yeah.
00:04:26.000 Okay.
00:04:27.000 Because I remember Kathleen Madigan goes in.
00:04:29.000 You have to understand, I actually built stages at the Just for Laughs.
00:04:29.000 And I'm a kid.
00:04:33.000 I worked as a grip for a couple years.
00:04:35.000 And I was going, okay, what do I need to learn?
00:04:36.000 My mom was a wardrobe stylist there at this festival.
00:04:39.000 And then I ended up eventually making it to the stage.
00:04:42.000 But I remember Kathleen Madigan rolls out on Last Comic Standing.
00:04:44.000 I'm going, that's Kathleen Madigan.
00:04:47.000 And then I was like, well, just wrap it up, go home, and Patrice.
00:04:51.000 And then Dat Fam wins.
00:04:53.000 Dat Fam wins.
00:04:55.000 Dat fan or dat fam?
00:04:56.000 I don't want to be racist.
00:04:57.000 No, I think it was dat fan.
00:05:00.000 Oh.
00:05:01.000 It doesn't matter at this point.
00:05:03.000 I mean, nobody really remembers him except for the fact that he won that and shouldn't have, I guess.
00:05:10.000 But it's odd that you bring up stand-up comedy because...
00:05:16.000 Back in the 80s, especially when Seinfeld was just kind of hitting, you could not turn on a channel, especially on the weekends, and not see some brick wall and some schmuck up in front of it trying to do comedy.
00:05:30.000 There was a lot of comics back then.
00:05:33.000 Right.
00:05:34.000 I think the cream rose to the top.
00:05:36.000 Some people got lucky, but a lot dropped to the wayside, and I think that's what you're going to see in this digital renaissance that's happening.
00:05:45.000 I mean, you know, sometimes I watch stuff on Vine, and I'm like, what is it?
00:05:54.000 Why does this person have, like, a million views on this?
00:05:57.000 And it's literally nothing.
00:05:59.000 Yeah, you're throwing a potato at the ceiling fan.
00:06:00.000 Yeah.
00:06:01.000 Yeah, and, you know, that crap kind of drops off and the stuff that's good, I guess, hangs in there.
00:06:10.000 So, you know, we're hoping to make something that lasts.
00:06:14.000 Well, I think you have obviously an advantage of this sort of, you know, you've had to hit breaks before.
00:06:14.000 Yeah.
00:06:18.000 You have experience in a professional realm, and so you carry that into what you're doing online.
00:06:24.000 And I did that when I started doing web videos.
00:06:26.000 If you watched the first web videos, I mean, that's how I met Andrew Breitbart.
00:06:29.000 It was just stand-up to a camera.
00:06:31.000 And then I realized, this is kind of awkward.
00:06:34.000 There's not really a live audience, and it didn't really work.
00:06:37.000 And I was saying, well, I'm talking, you know, my stand-up had a lot of sort of personalities and characters, and I was never, you know, not the greatest set-up punchline.
00:06:44.000 It was more so storytelling.
00:06:46.000 And I said, okay, well, now online I can actually just dress up and act this out.
00:06:49.000 And then it was a little more dynamic, and I sort of adapted professional years of experience to the medium, whereas you see some people who just start out with this, where...
00:06:58.000 There are no constraints.
00:06:59.000 They never learn the rules to learn how to break them, if that makes sense.
00:07:02.000 Yeah, there's a weird thing going on where having the freedom to do whatever you want, audio or video-wise, as far as a podcast goes, or a web show, doesn't mean there aren't some basic rules to stick to.
00:07:20.000 Maybe formatics or logistically, just for the comfort of people watching or listening.
00:07:27.000 There are a few rules that you have to stick to.
00:07:30.000 It can't just be complete anarchy.
00:07:32.000 Right.
00:07:33.000 This is true.
00:07:33.000 Well, OK, speaking of that, I never really knew this about you.
00:07:37.000 I don't want to mischaracterize you.
00:07:40.000 Would you consider yourself conservative, libertarian, right-leaning?
00:07:45.000 More so libertarian than anything, but I do believe in certain rules.
00:07:50.000 Certain rules and regulations.
00:07:52.000 A lot of libertarians Come off more like anarchists than libertarian.
00:07:59.000 But I do have some right-leaning ideology, but I also, believe it or not, have some left-leaning ideologies.
00:08:07.000 I really don't fit into...
00:08:08.000 I hate to sound like that because it's like...
00:08:10.000 I don't fit into your box.
00:08:11.000 I'm so unique, man.
00:08:14.000 But, you know, I... I like certain things.
00:08:18.000 I appreciate certain things.
00:08:20.000 I like certain freedoms.
00:08:21.000 And then I like certain order and restrictions in certain places.
00:08:28.000 Believe it or not, I consider myself reasonable.
00:08:34.000 I know many would argue that.
00:08:37.000 Well, what's funny is the second you appear on Fox News, I'm sure all your left-leaning sort of comedian friends thought there's no way you could be reasonable.
00:08:45.000 You have a lot of people who just, oh, they write you off if you do that.
00:08:47.000 Oh, of course.
00:08:48.000 Oh, you went on faux news.
00:08:50.000 Right, yeah, exactly.
00:08:53.000 So, yeah, they'll think that, but then I'll talk about other issues that are definitely liberal issues, and I'll agree with some of them.
00:09:06.000 I've been called a bleeding-heart liberal on the O&A show once, and that was hilarious, because the whole place, everyone just started laughing, and then Jimmy, of course, throws me under the bus, and he's like, oh, yeah, I can't stand his liberal ideology.
00:09:20.000 So...
00:09:23.000 The problem with today, and I don't even know if it's today.
00:09:26.000 I think it was always.
00:09:27.000 If you have one thing that falls into a category, people just want to say, well, that's who you are.
00:09:34.000 I guess you match up with every other side of the right or the left or libertarian.
00:09:39.000 But to pick and choose, that's kind of where I'm at.
00:09:44.000 Yeah, well, I think that's most people.
00:09:45.000 It's funny enough, you know, you mentioned Jim Norton, who everyone thinks of as this, I guess some people, not everyone, think of him as this shock comic.
00:09:51.000 Yeah.
00:09:52.000 And he's incredibly thoughtful.
00:09:53.000 I mean, if you read through the books and you get through the kind of, you know, the hooker stuff and everything, there's some insight there that I think a lot of people miss.
00:10:01.000 And I even had just a great conversation with him at the Comedy Cellar once about sort of the separation of church and state.
00:10:07.000 And we talked about the drug war.
00:10:09.000 And there were a couple of times where he said, huh.
00:10:12.000 Well, you know, I hadn't thought about that.
00:10:13.000 That's a good point.
00:10:14.000 And I was going, wait a second.
00:10:15.000 You're supposed to be an ass.
00:10:16.000 You're a comic.
00:10:17.000 You're not supposed to relinquish any territory.
00:10:19.000 And it was a really great back and forth.
00:10:21.000 And I think maybe people got that with you a little bit because obviously the show was sort of bombastic and it was revolutionary.
00:10:28.000 There wasn't anything like it when it came out, you know, Opie and Anthony.
00:10:31.000 Do you think maybe sometimes people are surprised that there's sort of Anthony on air and then Anthony the person who's willing to reason?
00:10:38.000 Yeah, that's one of the pitfalls.
00:10:41.000 You've got to take it with everything else that comes with having any type of success in, I guess, any business.
00:10:49.000 People are going to pigeonhole you, say that that's who you are.
00:10:51.000 Jimmy's a great example because I think Jimmy started off with that kind of shock comedy thing.
00:10:57.000 Just to get attention.
00:10:59.000 I think, you know, I don't think Jimmy thought he was good enough to go out and actually talk about issues and things.
00:11:07.000 A lot of comics are that way.
00:11:09.000 So as he's grown as a comic, he's gotten so much better.
00:11:13.000 And he's just amazing now.
00:11:15.000 But yeah, people will pigeonhole me.
00:11:17.000 He even hated, I remember we were talking about the Just, have you ever been to the Just for Laughs there in Montreal, the big festival?
00:11:22.000 Oh yeah, yeah.
00:11:22.000 Okay.
00:11:23.000 So, you know, they have The Nasty Show.
00:11:25.000 It was like one of their shows.
00:11:26.000 And I remember Jimmy was sitting there.
00:11:27.000 He goes, oh, The Nasty Show.
00:11:28.000 It's so stupid.
00:11:29.000 Those guys are dopes.
00:11:30.000 They're just dummies.
00:11:31.000 They're sitting there.
00:11:32.000 Oh, we did something dirty.
00:11:33.000 Be an effing good comic.
00:11:34.000 And he was like sitting there.
00:11:35.000 And I was going, no one would expect to hear this from Jimmy Norton.
00:11:38.000 And he doesn't like the gimmickry of selling dirty, even though he would be considered a blue comic.
00:11:44.000 And I have a lot of respect for that.
00:11:46.000 Yeah, because it is kind of gimmick if that's what you're depending on.
00:11:53.000 But yeah, Jimmy's very smart, very insightful.
00:11:56.000 I've listened to his advice show when I was driving home when I was working there, and some of the stuff he comes out with, it's really kind of very well thought out for such a psychopath.
00:12:08.000 Yeah.
00:12:10.000 Well, I feel like you're the same way.
00:12:11.000 I mean, I even listened to you on Joe Rogan's show, who I also think is another guy who...
00:12:15.000 Yeah, Rogan's great.
00:12:16.000 Rogan's great.
00:12:17.000 He's like a guy who gets it right, I would say, like 99% of the time.
00:12:20.000 I have a lot of respect for him.
00:12:21.000 And then when he gets into the 9-11s and inside job thing, I'm like, eh, okay, I get off the train, you know?
00:12:27.000 He's a great example of somebody, though, that you can listen to like that, and then he'll just take a left turn, and you're like, what?
00:12:33.000 Joe, what?
00:12:35.000 He'd be like, you know, sitting there, he'd be like, you know, the pharmaceutical industry and this and the way drugs work.
00:12:39.000 And I'm like, okay, I understand.
00:12:40.000 And he goes, and we never landed on the moon.
00:12:42.000 Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:12:43.000 Wait, what?
00:12:44.000 Let's back it up.
00:12:46.000 Building 7, what?
00:12:48.000 Bilderberg!
00:12:50.000 I know.
00:12:51.000 We get that all the time.
00:12:52.000 But like you said, you take the good with the bad.
00:12:54.000 The good thing is I can just skim ahead.
00:12:57.000 You can't do that on cable news.
00:12:59.000 You have to sit there and hear Karl Rove say that Romney didn't actually lose the election for like a good hour.
00:13:07.000 Rove.
00:13:08.000 I know.
00:13:08.000 I can't get that MC Rove thing out of my head from years ago when he was doing that.
00:13:14.000 The MC Rogue.
00:13:16.000 And like anything he says now, he could be spouting the most intelligent, articulate analysis of something, which I haven't seen, but he could.
00:13:29.000 And still, I'd just be thinking, I'm MC Rogue!
00:13:34.000 And I cannot look at that man and listen to what he's saying with any credibility.
00:13:41.000 That was like a cross between Karl Rove and if Jesse Jackson, not Jesse Jackson, Jesse Ventura had his nards cut off.
00:13:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:13:50.000 I'm MC Rove.
00:13:51.000 MC Rove.
00:13:53.000 I was an underwater demolitions unit.
00:13:57.000 If you took that moment, should be right up there with, and then we're going to go to Washington!
00:14:04.000 Yeah!
00:14:07.000 It's one of those moments that you're just like, oh no, I can't look.
00:14:11.000 Right.
00:14:12.000 It's terrible and someone's life has just now been ruined because of that.
00:14:18.000 It's really, I hate to say it, but we're all sort of a part of that where we feel terrible and we see someone's life ruined like Star Wars kid.
00:14:26.000 Remember when that started?
00:14:27.000 Oh, yeah.
00:14:27.000 And you're like, oh, man, the kid had to go to a different school because he was bullied so hard, but...
00:14:31.000 Let me Photoshop this a little bit more.
00:14:33.000 And you still want to be a part of it.
00:14:36.000 It's sick.
00:14:36.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:14:37.000 Well, you know, it helps when you don't know the person because that's where we're at today.
00:14:37.000 Always fun.
00:14:44.000 You know, with social media, you don't know these people.
00:14:47.000 You're bullying some picture or just a...
00:14:52.000 I think a lot of people...
00:15:14.000 They're so separated that they don't realize that at times they make a huge impact on somebody and they take that with them.
00:15:23.000 Maybe the technology is just too new for us to realize as dumb meatbags.
00:15:30.000 We have to go to one more break.
00:15:31.000 I want to bring you on one more segment and then we'll go to thelaudowithcrowder.com exclusive web version.
00:15:36.000 Stay tuned.
00:15:37.000 Anthony Cumia.
00:15:39.000 Andy Kumeya back.
00:15:40.000 Before we got there, you got into, you know, there was some earnest conversation there, which I don't think a lot of people, I mean, people who are subscribed to your podcast, right?
00:15:49.000 Full disclosure, I'm not.
00:15:50.000 I don't have the money.
00:15:51.000 They know, but a lot of people just hear the highlights, right?
00:15:54.000 They go on YouTube and they hear the highlights.
00:15:56.000 Mm-hmm.
00:15:57.000 Let's be real talk here, because you've been, I don't want to say the victim of cyberbullying, you're not a victim, but you have definitely had some wrath sent your way, particularly from the social justice warrior left.
00:16:08.000 I've even seen you get into feuds with good friends of yours, people who even I've been on panels with at Fox.
00:16:15.000 I don't want to speak for you, kind of throw you under the bus the way some viewers saw it.
00:16:20.000 Do you, as someone who's been in the public eye for so long, you're told you have a thick skin, does it ever bother you?
00:16:25.000 Does it get to you?
00:16:27.000 Yeah, I think it's impossible for it to not get to you in some capacity.
00:16:33.000 It's how much you let it get to you.
00:16:36.000 Early on, especially when me and Opie were still in Boston, Chat rooms and certain websites where you could get feedback on what you're doing started popping up.
00:16:50.000 And it was like, oh, this is great.
00:16:52.000 And then you look and realize, oh, wait.
00:16:54.000 I'm so distracted now by stuff that's coming in during the show that this is changing the whole dynamic of how we do a show.
00:17:03.000 Aside from the phone call, which you had control over...
00:17:08.000 When it came in, who it was, a screener, things like that, or a fax that would roll up on the floor and hit the ground during your show.
00:17:16.000 You really didn't have much interaction with your fans, especially negative interaction.
00:17:23.000 With the advent of the internet and social media and even early on, people were able to just be really nasty to you.
00:17:32.000 As you're trying to do the show.
00:17:34.000 And it became very distracting.
00:17:36.000 So I think in that aspect, you had to build up a tough, thick skin and just kind of plow through it.
00:17:44.000 Okay.
00:17:44.000 Well, there's so much.
00:17:45.000 I want to go back to that as we do the extended web version because on this, people on the radio are like, let's talk politics, boy.
00:17:50.000 That's boring to me.
00:17:52.000 Opie and Anthony was never, ever, ever meant to be any kind of a political show or anything like that.
00:17:56.000 It was just meant to be funny.
00:17:58.000 I mean, people talking, which you didn't hear on radio.
00:18:00.000 That was pretty new.
00:18:01.000 The other morning shows were all like, oh, hey, what do you think, Anthony?
00:18:06.000 And I've done those shows.
00:18:09.000 I don't know if you've ever been sucker-punched into someone who says, hey, we have you in a press thing, you appear in some show, and you never get a word in.
00:18:16.000 It kind of morphed into that, though.
00:18:38.000 Yeah, I think it's a bunch of things.
00:18:41.000 It's just evolution.
00:18:43.000 Evolution of a show, of us as individuals, of different formats of radio, you know, going from terrestrial to satellite.
00:18:55.000 All that...
00:18:56.000 When you put it all together, you kind of grow as a show.
00:19:00.000 I think we all grew in kind of different directions, but it worked.
00:19:06.000 And myself, I started looking around and thinking like, my God, things are really...
00:19:12.000 Getting screwed up.
00:19:14.000 And I felt it was so hard not to talk about it.
00:19:17.000 Yeah, I would love to just, you know, hey, let's talk about Kim Kardashian's ass today.
00:19:23.000 Wow.
00:19:24.000 You know, and I'm thinking, really?
00:19:26.000 When, you know, things like...
00:19:28.000 A nuclear deal being brokered with Iran and Iraq just falling to pieces, Syria, Israel, here in the United States, the Confederate flag issues, Ferguson, Baltimore, all these issues.
00:19:42.000 And I'm supposed to sit there and worry about Kim Kardashian's ass?
00:19:47.000 It became something that I couldn't not talk about.
00:19:52.000 And much to a lot of people's chagrin.
00:19:55.000 A lot of people are just like, hey, shut up, be more funny, be more...
00:19:58.000 It's like, you know, I try to inject some humor into it, but some things are just not funny, and they're so in your face that you have to talk about them.
00:20:07.000 Right.
00:20:07.000 And do you feel like on the flip side, you have conservatives who don't want you to be funny at all sometimes, and they just want the red meat, and you're like, I'm a complete person.
00:20:14.000 Sometimes I'm going to be funny.
00:20:16.000 Sometimes I want to make a point.
00:20:17.000 Right.
00:20:18.000 Yeah, I think sometimes you get people that think if you're being funny, you're not taking the point seriously.
00:20:23.000 And that's not the case.
00:20:26.000 I'm by nature.
00:20:28.000 I've always tried to inject a little levity, especially into a tense situation.
00:20:34.000 If for nothing else, my own insecurities, which have been pointed out many times that I can't just let a real moment go.
00:20:40.000 I have to make a joke or laugh or something.
00:20:43.000 So it doesn't mean I'm any less passionate about the subject I'm talking about.
00:20:48.000 I just don't like sitting there and pontificating on a soapbox instead of making it a little more fun, a little more relatable to people that are just casually listening or casually getting involved in the subject that we're talking about.
00:21:02.000 No, I think you're right.
00:21:03.000 I think it was Phyllis Diller who said, comedy is a rubber-tipped sword.
00:21:06.000 It's a way to make a point without drawing blood.
00:21:09.000 The truth is, actually, you can draw incredible blood with comedy, or you can have it drawn from you.
00:21:16.000 If you look at the Kramer situation, it's a very, very...
00:21:20.000 It's a touchy area when you enter into it, especially because everyone has a different opinion on what they think is funny.
00:21:26.000 But I think the audience has spoken.
00:21:28.000 They think you're funny.
00:21:30.000 They like your show, anthonycumia.com.
00:21:31.000 If people want to subscribe, is that just where they go, or iTunes?
00:21:35.000 Yeah, go to anthonycumia.com.
00:21:37.000 Click on subscribe.
00:21:39.000 You can check out some clips and stuff.
00:21:41.000 See if it's your cup of tea, as they say.
00:21:45.000 But, oh my god, it's so economical.
00:21:47.000 What is it, like seven bucks a month?
00:21:50.000 And then it's cheaper for six months and cheaper even still for a year.
00:21:54.000 All the entertainment all packaged right here.
00:21:58.000 There you go.
00:21:59.000 Mere pittance.
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00:22:02.000 Again, for those listening terrestrially, we're going to let him go, but you can go to loudearthcrowder.com or he might have this up on his YouTube channel to find an extended, non-FCC monitored version.
00:22:11.000 Anthony, thank you so much.
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