Louder with Crowder - February 04, 2021


#AOCLied and I'll Prove it... | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 9 minutes

Words per Minute

192.80191

Word Count

13,464

Sentence Count

1,264

Misogynist Sentences

54

Hate Speech Sentences

44


Summary

On today's episode, we discuss AOC's fake story, Lil Uzi Vert's $24M diamond in his face, and the new Don King vs Jake Paul super fight. Plus, we talk about AOC and the fact check controversy surrounding her fake story.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 🎵 Forever by J.S. Bach 🎵 🎵 Stranger In Love 🎵
00:00:40.000 🎵 You're a stranger in love, that's what I know 🎵 🎵 You're a stranger in love, I can't get far 🎵
00:00:53.000 🎵 I'm just a little disappointed 🎵 🎵 I'm a stranger in love 🎵
00:00:59.000 Oh wow, we're ready to take that from the top again!
00:01:04.000 Oh, jeez.
00:01:05.000 Peace.
00:01:06.000 Hit the intro again there, Quarter Black Garrett.
00:01:08.000 Haha.
00:01:10.000 This is the first time I've ever seen a video of a character in a game.
00:01:12.000 I don't know if it's because I'm a fan of the game, or because I'm a fan of the game.
00:01:14.000 I'm a fan of the game, and I'm a fan of the game.
00:01:49.000 That's helpful.
00:01:49.000 So stupid.
00:01:51.000 So stupid is the theme of today with AOC.
00:01:55.000 And truth.
00:01:56.000 Facts.
00:01:56.000 Truth.
00:01:57.000 There is a difference between people who are conniving political geniuses who are dishonest and someone who's just so So dumb with zero life experience.
00:02:08.000 That's what we're dealing with with AOC, the fact that she didn't think anyone would fact check her on her fake story.
00:02:13.000 I know we're not the first to address this, but we have some info that not a lot of people have spoken about.
00:02:18.000 Court of Blackguard, are we streaming out to YouTube?
00:02:20.000 Yeah, we're having an issue with it.
00:02:21.000 It looks like it might be some kind of... Are they messing with us?
00:02:24.000 Yeah, resolution issue.
00:02:26.000 Is this going out to YouTube right now?
00:02:28.000 Yeah, it is.
00:02:28.000 People can hear me?
00:02:29.000 Yep.
00:02:30.000 People can hear you.
00:02:32.000 It's playing very large for some reason.
00:02:34.000 It's playing very large.
00:02:35.000 Can they see him?
00:02:36.000 Yeah, it's like it's zoomed in.
00:02:38.000 Okay, well you know what?
00:02:39.000 Let's put this on pause here really quickly and then come back because I don't want to be looking like an AOC Instagram video.
00:02:47.000 You really don't.
00:02:47.000 Are we good?
00:02:48.000 Okay, we are good anyway.
00:02:52.000 We have some exclusive information here on AOC, and the fact checks, and what's interesting is she actually wants all of you to flag, to report this show and anything on Twitter, Facebook, to act like social media gestapo.
00:03:07.000 Remarkable.
00:03:08.000 Remarkable.
00:03:10.000 So yeah, I guess they call it a deep dive, is that what they call it now?
00:03:13.000 I don't know.
00:03:15.000 Gerald is here.
00:03:15.000 How are you?
00:03:16.000 I am well.
00:03:17.000 Dave Landau is here as well today.
00:03:19.000 My half-Asian lawyer can't be here because he's suing Facebook.
00:03:21.000 You're going to be doing a show soon.
00:03:23.000 Yes, I've got Omaha coming up and Good Nights in Raleigh.
00:03:27.000 And in Omaha there might be a little special appearance, I don't know.
00:03:30.000 Porter Black Garrett is here.
00:03:32.000 Porter Black Garrett, how are you?
00:03:33.000 I'm doing great, man.
00:03:34.000 Which means don't do that, it's disgusting, it offends me.
00:03:36.000 But that brings us, before we talk about the rest of it, it is a Black History Month.
00:03:45.000 Okay.
00:03:45.000 Yeah.
00:03:46.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:47.000 Quarterback Garrett, drop some knowledge here for people who don't know.
00:03:50.000 Alright.
00:03:51.000 Alright, cut it out.
00:03:51.000 This is a real fact.
00:03:52.000 This is a real fact.
00:03:53.000 That's enough.
00:03:53.000 Hey, man.
00:03:54.000 That's enough.
00:03:55.000 That's my shit, man.
00:03:55.000 That's embarrassing.
00:03:56.000 Lil Uzi Vert.
00:03:58.000 You're a worse stain on your people than OJ.
00:04:00.000 I can't believe you say that.
00:04:01.000 I'm so offended right now.
00:04:02.000 But Lil Uzi Vert, let me get to it, okay?
00:04:04.000 Lil Uzi Vert made history by implanting a $24 million diamond in his face.
00:04:10.000 That's actually true.
00:04:11.000 That's for real?
00:04:12.000 No, that is true.
00:04:12.000 Oh, really?
00:04:13.000 What do you think this is?
00:04:14.000 Yeah.
00:04:14.000 It's facts.
00:04:15.000 Real quick.
00:04:16.000 Listen, I can't wait to see the lottery winner who cuts that out of the show.
00:04:31.000 This is going to be Don King with a Jake Paul super fight.
00:04:34.000 Keep in mind, listen, he's not paying attention.
00:04:37.000 Mike Tyson had $150 million stolen from Don King.
00:04:40.000 Oh, yeah.
00:04:41.000 The point is, the number gets high before they start paying attention to their expenses.
00:04:44.000 And by they, I mean wealthy celebrities who buy expensive things.
00:04:49.000 Who are dark.
00:04:49.000 Well, Mike Tyson also had flat-screen televisions in his tiger cages.
00:04:54.000 I'm not kidding.
00:04:55.000 Oh, wow.
00:04:55.000 They need entertainment, too.
00:04:56.000 Just that sentence.
00:04:57.000 They do.
00:04:57.000 They need to watch something.
00:04:58.000 He's like a better Joe Exotic.
00:04:59.000 I want them watching Discovery, but now Discovery's really just a bunch of midgets in reality shows.
00:05:04.000 They're disappointed.
00:05:06.000 They're ill-tempered.
00:05:07.000 I'm gonna hit a woman now.
00:05:10.000 That was never proven.
00:05:11.000 Never.
00:05:12.000 What?
00:05:13.000 Allegedly?
00:05:13.000 You can't take a Tyson punch and not prove it.
00:05:18.000 It's gonna leave a mark.
00:05:19.000 Speaking of proof, today is all about documenting proof.
00:05:22.000 AOC will be talking about a crazy new gun bill.
00:05:24.000 But first, John Kerry, the climate czar, That's a phrase that just came out of my mouth.
00:05:30.000 Yeah.
00:05:31.000 John Kerry climate czar.
00:05:32.000 Doesn't it make sense?
00:05:34.000 Why are we back with the czars again?
00:05:35.000 I don't know.
00:05:36.000 I don't like that title.
00:05:38.000 Russian tea house.
00:05:39.000 It was John Kerry's czars.
00:05:42.000 That was just him locked down in a Toronto airport in 2006.
00:05:44.000 Yeah.
00:05:44.000 That's too bad.
00:05:46.000 So he's taking heat now for an incident in 2019, since he is the climate czar now, or green energy czar, whatever you want to call it, because he went to go accept his Arctic Circle Award for climate leadership.
00:05:59.000 I'm reading these because these are actual awards.
00:06:03.000 And now that he's in charge of being green, people said, well, hold on a second, he took that award at the cost of a private jet.
00:06:11.000 And they asked him, did you really need to use a private jet?
00:06:13.000 And here is John Kerry Climate Czar's answer.
00:06:17.000 If you offset your carbon, it's the only choice for somebody like me who is traveling the world to win this battle.
00:06:25.000 Oh, that's convenient.
00:06:26.000 I understand.
00:06:27.000 I understand time is money.
00:06:28.000 You can make that argument.
00:06:29.000 But did you really need two of them, John?
00:06:32.000 I just think that it was overkill.
00:06:38.000 By the way, hey, before we move on to AOC, follow me on Instagram.
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00:07:06.000 We'll be taking your chat a little later on, along with the running of the interns and Manny the police sketch artist, which we of course could not do here on YouTube.
00:07:14.000 No way.
00:07:15.000 No way.
00:07:15.000 So my question to you, question of the day before we move on here is, Why do you think someone like AOC, because everyone will say, do you believe AOC?
00:07:23.000 Do you not believe AOC?
00:07:23.000 Of course not.
00:07:24.000 But why do you think she's so comfortable lying?
00:07:29.000 And it really does mirror sort of Joe Biden.
00:07:30.000 You know, Joe Biden, like Donald Trump was a, sometimes would be a bullshitter, right?
00:07:34.000 He would say things like, I am the best.
00:07:35.000 The doctor said, I am the healthiest ever.
00:07:40.000 Like, okay, scale it back.
00:07:41.000 Whereas Joe Biden will say that he is a doctor and he invented health.
00:07:46.000 Right.
00:07:47.000 And AOC just made all this up with with the shooting and now she's doubling down on it and making up new facts that we will rebut today because they're also verifiably false.
00:07:58.000 Well, a lot of guys that wanted to pick her up over the years lied to her and said she was smart.
00:08:03.000 Oh, no, it's true.
00:08:05.000 So she eventually learned that lying was easy and could get people, you know, she believed people.
00:08:10.000 Yeah.
00:08:10.000 So yeah, she's like, yeah, this will work.
00:08:12.000 Yeah, I am.
00:08:14.000 And by the way, she's like the kind of girl who would say, I am so random.
00:08:17.000 Oh, jeez.
00:08:18.000 That kind of girl.
00:08:18.000 Or like, I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual.
00:08:21.000 I'm spiritual.
00:08:22.000 And I don't even know why I told you that just now.
00:08:24.000 It's because I'm like, so random.
00:08:26.000 Now, before we move on to everything that is factually incorrect, and there's been some misinformation out there because some people have been rubbing facts that she never actually claimed.
00:08:36.000 Fair game.
00:08:36.000 We need to accept responsibility.
00:08:38.000 The whole Capitol, right, people who went into the Capitol, separate from that.
00:08:42.000 This is separate from AOC.
00:08:44.000 We learned our lesson.
00:08:45.000 Dave, you know now that the Capitol Mall is not the right place to host your Natural Born Killers quote-a-thon.
00:08:50.000 We now know better.
00:08:53.000 It's a fun event, and if it wasn't for me, you would be still slinging hash in that shithouse and banging your boss.
00:09:00.000 I see what he did there.
00:09:01.000 The point is, I understand some of the confusion.
00:09:03.000 So, we will give AOC some grace.
00:09:06.000 Please come next week.
00:09:07.000 Grace over.
00:09:10.000 You're all invited.
00:09:10.000 It was pretty much just me yelling.
00:09:12.000 So we covered that on Instagram, right?
00:09:15.000 It was going live.
00:09:17.000 She was recounting the Capitol riots and was trending was Alexandria Ocasio-Smollett, again, trending number one.
00:09:23.000 I think you have that overlay there, Gibbon.
00:09:25.000 Oh, yeah.
00:09:26.000 And so there are some initial claims.
00:09:28.000 Now, here's the thing, though.
00:09:29.000 It goes far deeper.
00:09:31.000 Which by the way is very similar to Jussie Smollett.
00:09:33.000 Here's what happened with Jussie Smollett.
00:09:35.000 This is what happens with these stories.
00:09:37.000 Someone comes out and makes a claim.
00:09:38.000 The claim was white supremacists saying this is MAGA country, Jussie Smollett, wrapped a noose around my neck and poured bleach on me.
00:09:45.000 And then they found out it was two Nigerian personal trainers who had a Home Depot store credit card.
00:09:49.000 They put it on the company tab and he said, but really Really, this could have happened because of systemic racism.
00:09:54.000 And Brian Stelter, Newstance Money, was like, well, you need to address the real problem
00:09:58.000 in the United States.
00:09:59.000 So this is what happened.
00:10:00.000 AOC made claims which are verifiably false.
00:10:01.000 We'll get to that.
00:10:02.000 When people said, hey, those claims are verifiably false, she tried to say, this is media manipulation,
00:10:07.000 defended her claims again, made new ones, and then last night or this morning sent an
00:10:13.000 email out to her supporters demanding that her supporters flag and report anyone fact-checking
00:10:20.000 her verifiably false claims.
00:10:23.000 That is encouraging social media Gestapo-like behavior.
00:10:27.000 She's not saying, hey, look for...
00:10:29.000 This is the truth.
00:10:30.000 This is what people are saying.
00:10:31.000 Let me provide you some sources so you know what actually happened.
00:10:35.000 Let me give you some context.
00:10:36.000 She is telling her supporters, if you see anyone claiming that what I said is untrue or anyone saying anything mean to me because of my lies, report them to the authorities who, by the way, are more powerful than the Roman Empire.
00:10:49.000 Big three companies, really big five.
00:10:50.000 Amazon, Google.
00:10:53.000 Alphabet, Google, same company, Facebook, Twitter, Apple.
00:10:56.000 They're more powerful than the government.
00:10:57.000 In some way, because they both had an in-tech sandwich at the end.
00:11:03.000 Not only that, but if you go down a little further in her letter, she basically says, if people are saying these things against me, that's what led to the violence that we experienced on the Capitol.
00:11:10.000 So she's tying it back to just saying she's lying is now inciting violence.
00:11:15.000 Unbelievable.
00:11:16.000 I don't know how you put something out like that.
00:11:17.000 And she did it last night because she was so concerned that she was trending for the wrong reasons.
00:11:22.000 I remember a simple time when inciting violence was defined by actually inciting violence.
00:11:26.000 Well, those were the days.
00:11:27.000 Remember?
00:11:28.000 Remember they used to argue against free speech?
00:11:30.000 They used to have this lazy argument saying, You know, yeah, freedom of speech, but you can't yell fire in a crowded theater, they would say, but you can't, you know, tell someone to kill somebody else, and we would go, oh, okay, well, we understand that, yeah, of course, because that's not freedom of speech, that's a call to a violent action.
00:11:43.000 And now they've expanded it, they go, well, what if you say something that somebody else really doesn't like, and that is the equivalent to violence, because words are weapons, too.
00:11:53.000 This is where we are.
00:11:55.000 My interpretation was violence.
00:11:57.000 That was my interpretation.
00:11:58.000 Nonsense.
00:11:59.000 You're a literalist.
00:12:00.000 Yeah, well, David Berkowitz's neighbor's dog told him to commit violence.
00:12:05.000 The dog has been arrested, though, on Free Speech Council.
00:12:07.000 That's true, they did put it down.
00:12:08.000 They were like, the devil might be in it.
00:12:10.000 Berkowitz really got the short end of the stick on the Pets.com bubble.
00:12:14.000 Really did, yeah.
00:12:16.000 Went down to the wrong pound.
00:12:17.000 What are you, the Pet Mets?
00:12:20.000 So here, let's go first.
00:12:22.000 We watched her entire 90 minute video on Instagram, which I just, I will say it's sad.
00:12:29.000 The reason that AOC makes these things up, the reason that she's a public drama queen, I'll get to that in a little bit.
00:12:36.000 I actually think it's kind of sad.
00:12:37.000 I really do genuinely have empathy for her.
00:12:39.000 I think there's a void that she's looking to fill and she's been dishonest about that void.
00:12:43.000 The look in her eyes?
00:12:45.000 Yeah, the look in her eyes, the soulless stare, the devil's eyes, and they roll over, stupid.
00:12:50.000 So this was her initially claiming that people, people, domestic terrorists, breached her office.
00:12:59.000 Then I just start to hear these yells of, where is she?
00:13:06.000 Where is she?
00:13:07.000 This is Trump country.
00:13:08.000 And I just thought to myself, they got inside.
00:13:15.000 Don't believe you thought.
00:13:18.000 So now you have Representative Nancy Mace.
00:13:20.000 She was in the same hallway as AOC.
00:13:23.000 We have this tweet.
00:13:23.000 It's been confirmed.
00:13:24.000 There were no rioters who entered the hallway.
00:13:26.000 Now that being said, this isn't super important because this is what she did.
00:13:30.000 She included this early in the 90-minute video, but used it as a bait-and-switch to later on try and do like a soap opera cliffhanger and say, and it turns out it was the cops.
00:13:38.000 So, this is not the most relevant portion of information, but it's what everybody is circulating.
00:13:42.000 That being said, she did do us the favor of doubling down on that lie in another report, so it still is relevant.
00:13:50.000 But here's her saying, oh, got you.
00:13:52.000 And I come out, and this man is a Capitol Police officer.
00:13:58.000 But the story doesn't end.
00:13:59.000 And there's a hook on the door!
00:14:02.000 But wait!
00:14:04.000 Is she going to double my order?
00:14:07.000 Alright, before I move on because I'm gonna get really mad, hit the notification bell because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot on YouTube and I don't know if this is actually gonna get out.
00:14:14.000 It'll get out.
00:14:16.000 When you see YouTube, when you see Seth Meyers trending... I think this is going to get out the same way she barely did.
00:14:21.000 Just by the skin of her... What is she?
00:14:23.000 A Columbian?
00:14:24.000 I don't care.
00:14:27.000 I have a question.
00:14:27.000 I'm a little lost here because she said she was in a bathroom, right?
00:14:30.000 She had gone to the back of this and she put herself up against the wall and she's like, there's a door right here and it opens and I can see out.
00:14:35.000 Like she was Snake in Metal Gear Solid.
00:14:36.000 Where is she?
00:14:38.000 Was she hiding from Satan there?
00:14:41.000 Did she not look through the crease in the door to see if it was a police officer?
00:14:44.000 Well, again, the police report describes her eyes as googly.
00:14:47.000 I repeat, googly.
00:14:49.000 From what I understand, the call was coming from inside the house.
00:14:53.000 Yes.
00:14:53.000 Oh no!
00:14:54.000 Again?
00:14:55.000 She can't see through cracks, but she can see around corners like that super soaker.
00:14:59.000 Yes.
00:15:01.000 By the way, comment, comment, comment.
00:15:03.000 Any 90s kids out there, you remember that super soaker with the handle?
00:15:06.000 You remember that.
00:15:06.000 Do I?
00:15:07.000 Oh my gosh, yeah.
00:15:08.000 And the first thing you're like, hey, dad, I'm aiming at this target.
00:15:11.000 Oh, I got you!
00:15:12.000 And then my dad would beat me.
00:15:14.000 So, hold on a second, hold on a second.
00:15:17.000 Here's the thing.
00:15:18.000 Was she evacuated because people were rushing the office?
00:15:21.000 Is that what you're saying, Elsie?
00:15:23.000 I think we have an overlay here.
00:15:24.000 Okay, let me give you a timeline here because again there was another report after that where she did say that people rushed the office.
00:15:31.000 So in her video she said that people rushed the office but they found out it was the cops.
00:15:34.000 But then there's another report, I think it was LA Times, that said actually no, she said that people did actually rush the office.
00:15:38.000 So then she didn't say that it was the cops.
00:15:40.000 What matters here is the inconsistency.
00:15:42.000 Let me give you a timeline to show you why her new claims are physically impossible However, that has never stopped AOC in the past.
00:15:50.000 Granted, I understand why there might be a disconnect.
00:15:53.000 I'm trying to bridge the divide, right?
00:15:55.000 I'm trying to make sense of the timeline.
00:15:57.000 She's nonsensical, and a straitjacket wouldn't be out of reason.
00:16:02.000 But she's upset.
00:16:03.000 She knows she has 12 good years left.
00:16:06.000 Well, 11 now, I think.
00:16:07.000 You're a generous man, Dave.
00:16:08.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:16:09.000 That's high praise!
00:16:12.000 1.22 p.m., the Cannon Building received an evacuation notice due to executing internal relocation due to police activity.
00:16:20.000 This is a quote here.
00:16:21.000 Then at 1.39 p.m., the D.C.
00:16:23.000 police issued this alert.
00:16:24.000 If you are in the Cannon Building, take visitors, escape hoods, and go-kits and report to the South Tunnel connecting to the Longworth.
00:16:30.000 Further information will be provided as it becomes available at 1.44 p.m.
00:16:33.000 Nancy Mace tweeted, just evacuated my office in Cannon, the Cannon building, which is where she was, which is where there were no other people, pretty far away in the Longworth, just evacuated my office in Cannon due to a nearby threat.
00:16:44.000 Now we're seeing protesters assaulting the Capitol building.
00:16:47.000 So, before 1.44pm, Nancy found time to get settled, read her Twitter feed, and find a video to retweet.
00:16:54.000 At 1.47pm, The DC police announced that the evacuation was all cleared.
00:17:00.000 Okay?
00:17:02.000 She would have been completely evacuated and underground.
00:17:06.000 Right?
00:17:06.000 That's when she would have been underground when she's talking about this, this, this insurrection happening.
00:17:11.000 Where she was there hiding.
00:17:12.000 Okay.
00:17:12.000 There's no possible way.
00:17:15.000 Look at the timeline.
00:17:16.000 Yeah.
00:17:16.000 She was gone.
00:17:17.000 She's already been evacuated at that point.
00:17:20.000 So she's still full of crap.
00:17:21.000 Are you guys following me?
00:17:21.000 I am following you, yes.
00:17:23.000 I'm surprised and shocked.
00:17:25.000 Yeah, that's exactly where I'm at.
00:17:26.000 She then said when she reached the Longworth building, she could hear hinges cracking, to Trump mob yelling, trying to break in, and then when she saw Katie Porter, the Congressman Moomoo, she asked if she could shelter with her, shelter together, and that was confirmed.
00:17:43.000 Again, it's a timeline.
00:17:44.000 Here's Congress Z Porter.
00:17:47.000 I think you have Clipsy.
00:17:49.000 Clipsy.
00:17:50.000 It's coming.
00:17:50.000 Is it coming?
00:17:51.000 We can like hear all of these rioters behind the glass of the door.
00:17:54.000 Oh wait, no, never mind.
00:17:55.000 This is it.
00:17:56.000 You know?
00:17:57.000 And we have no specific location to go to.
00:17:59.000 We're in the hallway.
00:18:00.000 We're in like the Dunkin' Donuts of the basement.
00:18:03.000 She could not have been there at this time.
00:18:06.000 I just gave you the timeline.
00:18:08.000 Trying to break into the building that we're in.
00:18:10.000 It almost felt like...
00:18:12.000 A zombie movie or something.
00:18:13.000 And then we hear like other Capitol Police trying to protect the building barking back at these people and it just feels like it's just a matter of seconds when um when these doors are gonna break through and they're gonna get it.
00:18:28.000 I hear like like the hinges cracking.
00:18:31.000 Okay, yeah, here's the thing.
00:18:32.000 That was, again, at 147 she would have already been evacuated according to her own words and according to the documents that we have.
00:18:39.000 She could have heard no hinges cracking.
00:18:41.000 This is what I'm talking about.
00:18:42.000 It's not that she, look, if she were to say it was really scary and we were evacuated and it was a blur, she is making up verifiable lies that could not possibly be true and this is the problem with the media, big tech, and this administration.
00:18:57.000 They feel as though no one is going to call them on it.
00:19:00.000 And she feels so comfortable in just being immune that she's actually willing to go to the heads of big tech and send her mob out to flag anyone who questions her.
00:19:11.000 No way she could have been there.
00:19:12.000 No way she could have heard those things.
00:19:14.000 She would have long since been evacuated.
00:19:16.000 And it is confirmed by Congressman Moomoo right here.
00:19:19.000 Well, at first she saw me and we waved.
00:19:23.000 I went into my office and a couple seconds later she knocked and she said, you know, could we come in?
00:19:28.000 And I said, of course.
00:19:30.000 Not by the hair of your chinny chin chin.
00:19:32.000 That looked like a before and after.
00:19:34.000 Yeah, it really did.
00:19:36.000 By the way, she saw me and waved.
00:19:37.000 That sounds like I'm terrified and running for my life, you know, like I'm going to toss a wave to her.
00:19:42.000 Oh, hi!
00:19:43.000 That'll run.
00:19:44.000 It's amazing.
00:19:45.000 Again, I just went through this timeline.
00:19:47.000 I've got several here that are all documented.
00:19:49.000 The sources are available at lotofcredit.com.
00:19:53.000 122, 139, 144, 144 again, 147 they announced the evacuation was all clear.
00:19:56.000 And after that is when she heard the hinges and the people making it into the building where she was not.
00:20:02.000 So basically, you're telling me that yesterday, when we watched this video and we talked about it, I was okay to be skeptical?
00:20:07.000 It was justifiable?
00:20:09.000 It was three days ago, but you're drunk.
00:20:10.000 Wait a minute.
00:20:11.000 Was it three days ago?
00:20:11.000 We talked about it on Monday.
00:20:14.000 That long ago!
00:20:15.000 This week has flown by.
00:20:16.000 Right.
00:20:16.000 And we have a map, I think, too.
00:20:18.000 This is something else that is pretty important.
00:20:19.000 Yeah, look at that!
00:20:19.000 I'm a map!
00:20:22.000 Shows exactly where the riots were taking place.
00:20:24.000 Notice the rioters, nowhere near AOC's headquarters location.
00:20:29.000 There's a street across the street!
00:20:31.000 There's the mall, there's basically the equivalent to a park, and Bruce Christ is between her and the rioters.
00:20:37.000 You've watched our Change My Minds.
00:20:38.000 It's like saying you were in Montana during 9-11.
00:20:41.000 You're like, I almost died.
00:20:42.000 I know.
00:20:44.000 It was a close call.
00:20:44.000 It's like a David Hogg situation, really.
00:20:46.000 It really is.
00:20:47.000 It's a completely different building.
00:20:48.000 Like, look, I was completely safe, but I was terrified.
00:20:51.000 Right.
00:20:51.000 Wow, that sounds awful.
00:20:52.000 So she was in the cannon building.
00:20:53.000 It was a Longworth building, where she was not.
00:20:55.000 The rioters were nowhere near where she was.
00:20:57.000 And by the way, even what she is just- Why didn't she just use the cannons?
00:21:00.000 Even what she is describing- Wow.
00:21:02.000 Are we talking about, like, a canonized text?
00:21:03.000 We're talking about the Catholic Church?
00:21:04.000 I don't know.
00:21:05.000 I don't know.
00:21:06.000 It's a theology joke.
00:21:06.000 You both made terrible jokes.
00:21:08.000 Okay.
00:21:09.000 So, wasn't even the right building.
00:21:11.000 That being said, maybe she just, you know, she got confused with her PTSD and was describing what other people experienced in that building.
00:21:19.000 Here's the thing, we don't really have a lot of video evidence from the intense atmosphere she described in the
00:21:26.000 building, but this is a video from the exact time.
00:21:31.000 Shit. Oh my gosh.
00:21:39.000 Is this where... Terrible.
00:21:41.000 Is this where Ted Cruz tries to murder her?
00:21:44.000 I think this is where he breaks in.
00:21:46.000 Where is AOC?
00:21:47.000 He's around that corner there.
00:21:49.000 So that's about what we have and then there is an interview at 323 with Jim Cooper.
00:21:54.000 So while it was happening.
00:21:56.000 Again, so this is the closest thing we have to proof of video of it happening inside.
00:22:00.000 Here you go.
00:22:00.000 Congressman Jim Cooper, what's the situation in your office right now?
00:22:07.000 My staff and I are safe inside the office.
00:22:11.000 Well, son of a bitch.
00:22:12.000 That doesn't make for good television!
00:22:14.000 No.
00:22:15.000 Crap.
00:22:15.000 We do wish we had one more mask.
00:22:17.000 That was equivalent to the hell I know!
00:22:21.000 I don't give a shit!
00:22:23.000 Some guy out there, we got a soda machine, you're making me do the Zoom call here, I gotta put on pants.
00:22:31.000 But AOC is rushing to be the victim.
00:22:35.000 Oh yes.
00:22:35.000 She is rushing to be the victim.
00:22:37.000 She doesn't even care if it's true.
00:22:40.000 Worse than that, the story here is she is so confident that the media will carry her water, she doesn't even care to try and hide it.
00:22:50.000 Okay, so now she pivoted.
00:22:51.000 This is the thing.
00:22:51.000 And this is where I interacted with her on Twitter.
00:22:53.000 You can follow me on Twitter.
00:22:54.000 And what's your Twitter there, Dave Landau?
00:22:55.000 At Landaudave.
00:22:56.000 At Landaudave.
00:22:58.000 You're in AOC's crosshairs now.
00:23:00.000 I apologize.
00:23:01.000 I don't care.
00:23:02.000 So then she pivoted, and now she's saying that the pipe bombs.
00:23:05.000 She's like, well, actually, look, this is the manipulation.
00:23:08.000 Keep that up so I can read it.
00:23:08.000 They're manipulating the fact that most people don't know the layout of the complex.
00:23:11.000 I just showed you the layout.
00:23:12.000 We are all in the Capitol Complex.
00:23:14.000 The attack wasn't just on the Dome.
00:23:16.000 I don't know what you're talking about.
00:23:18.000 The bombs Trump supporters planted surrounded our offices, too.
00:23:21.000 Okay, here are some factual inaccuracies.
00:23:23.000 They haven't found the people who planted the bombs.
00:23:25.000 We don't have any evidence.
00:23:26.000 What we do have is two bombs.
00:23:29.000 They did find two bombs, none of which were anywhere near AOC.
00:23:33.000 So even for now, doubling back.
00:23:35.000 Well, actually, okay, look.
00:23:36.000 It was the door hinges cracking.
00:23:39.000 And I had to hide in a porta potty.
00:23:40.000 You were underground, it didn't happen.
00:23:42.000 I could have been, though!
00:23:44.000 And then I was in the other building, and then, but then I could have been in this building, and it was, it was pretty scary, and then, and you're freaking out, what about the pipe bombs?
00:23:51.000 Well, the pipe bombs weren't anywhere near you.
00:23:52.000 They could have been, though!
00:23:55.000 What if they were?
00:23:56.000 What if they were?
00:23:57.000 Let me show you.
00:23:58.000 I think we have another map.
00:24:00.000 This is useful.
00:24:01.000 Two bombs.
00:24:02.000 One outside the RNC headquarters.
00:24:04.000 That's two minutes from AOC's office.
00:24:05.000 Oh, we have an overlay.
00:24:06.000 And then the other one was the DNC headquarters.
00:24:11.000 Seven minutes.
00:24:12.000 By car, walking.
00:24:14.000 It's a fast bomb.
00:24:15.000 I don't know, and it depends if you use Google Maps or MapQuest, or God forbid, Apple Maps.
00:24:20.000 Don't use that.
00:24:21.000 It's almost as bad as Berkowitzwiththepets.com.
00:24:24.000 That's true.
00:24:25.000 And nothing is close together, by the way, in these buildings.
00:24:27.000 In Washington, these are massive buildings, so to go from one to the other across the mall is a long walk!
00:24:32.000 Look, she wasn't close to where any violence happened at the time that it happened, and no pipe bombs were anywhere near her.
00:24:39.000 Everything she has said is a verifiable falsehood.
00:24:43.000 I just don't know that I can say lie because she's so stupid.
00:24:46.000 Being in Washington, D.C., I'm sure she was close to violence, just not that violent.
00:24:50.000 Right, that's probably true.
00:24:51.000 I think it's fair to say.
00:24:53.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:24:55.000 But, again, murder.
00:24:56.000 Either way, someone's stealing a Gran Torino.
00:24:58.000 It was Ted Cruz that was barging in.
00:24:59.000 He was dressed as a Capitol policeman.
00:25:01.000 That end of the story, we haven't waited for.
00:25:04.000 Well, that was separate.
00:25:05.000 He was just role-playing as a bobby cop.
00:25:08.000 That's a bit of fun.
00:25:09.000 He gets off on truancy.
00:25:13.000 What's all this then?
00:25:16.000 You're not where you're supposed to be.
00:25:17.000 You got a permit for that?
00:25:20.000 Truancy is Ringo?
00:25:21.000 I guess.
00:25:22.000 Now, let me explain to you why this is something that no one else is really talking about, and this is conjecture.
00:25:28.000 And I do feel bad for AOC.
00:25:29.000 Why?
00:25:30.000 I would feel bad if it weren't, and we're going to get to the gun bill by the way, we're talking about inciting violence, if it didn't incite, I'm not going to say incite violence, incite stupidity, incite mental retardation.
00:25:40.000 That's what we're seeing from AOC.
00:25:41.000 It discourages critical thinking.
00:25:43.000 Everything she does is, we need someone to control the voices, we need someone to control what you can hear, we need someone to control your choices as a consumer, we need someone to control the fact checking.
00:25:53.000 Everything has to be controlled because she doesn't believe that you should be allowed to think for yourself.
00:25:59.000 You can look at proposed policy.
00:26:01.000 What car to drive, what house to live in, what city to live in, what public transport, what tweets you can read.
00:26:07.000 Offices.
00:26:08.000 Anything!
00:26:08.000 Take your pick!
00:26:10.000 She's a child.
00:26:11.000 I'm not kidding.
00:26:13.000 She's a kid, and that's the issue.
00:26:15.000 We're being ran by a child.
00:26:17.000 We're being run, especially, this is the problem that's so pernicious with feminism, is the women who are the least happy have the most amount of influence over policy that affects women.
00:26:28.000 And I say this because, look, I think AOC, unlike Whitmer, unlike Nancy Pelosi, who are very smart, who are cunning, and I I'm more afraid of them because they're sharp enough to use a system.
00:26:40.000 AOC's moral.
00:26:40.000 And scissors.
00:26:41.000 Yes.
00:26:44.000 And glue.
00:26:48.000 But the issue here is, I don't even remember what I was about to say.
00:26:51.000 Sorry.
00:26:52.000 I was gonna say, she hasn't proven herself to be in any way capable of doing the job that she's been assigned to, that she's been elected to by her constituents.
00:27:00.000 So we've got what, 125,000 I think is how many votes that she got, or somewhere thereabouts of people that have put her there, and now she's trying to shape an entire party?
00:27:08.000 I think she could.
00:27:09.000 She's one of the people, unlike Pelosi, unlike those folks, I bet you that in 10-15 years she won't be conservative, but she could become more of a Tulsi Gabbard.
00:27:15.000 The second she gets any responsibility, if she didn't have the buy-in now, right, where she has a lifetime career, having children, having a family, working in the private sector, just removing herself from suckling at the public dole, at the public teat for the rest of her life, she is a college student who controls our lives and wants an incredible amount of control over your lives.
00:27:34.000 And the reason she's always dramatic, that she's hyperbolic, is not just because she's AOC, and like you said, she's a child.
00:27:40.000 But for the same reason that she faked her photo op at the border.
00:27:43.000 Remember with Kids in Cages?
00:27:43.000 Remember?
00:27:44.000 Here it is.
00:27:44.000 Look, that's what she's looking at.
00:27:45.000 She's looking at an empty parking lot.
00:27:47.000 She was looking at an empty parking lot.
00:27:49.000 Wait a minute.
00:27:49.000 Newsflash.
00:27:50.000 The Biden administration, I don't know if you guys saw this, last night reopened those same detention facilities.
00:27:55.000 And they're basically citing and saying, because we might have amnesty, there are more people sending children with strangers to get across the border so that they could be granted amnesty under Joe Biden.
00:28:05.000 So hey, unintended consequences.
00:28:06.000 It's almost like we're doing a repeat of the Flores Consent Policy, which I talked about in the Change My Minds, and why we need to build a wall.
00:28:11.000 Yeah, well, I think AOC is now on a plane down there to protest those cages being opened up again.
00:28:16.000 I mean, that would be consistent, at least, if she did that.
00:28:19.000 Well, I mean, her group built them, which they want to use them for.
00:28:23.000 Yeah, that was her team.
00:28:25.000 You build a shark cage, sooner or later you're going to want to see an endangered species.
00:28:28.000 Yeah, you're like, let's get a great white.
00:28:32.000 Halfway.
00:28:33.000 What is she?
00:28:33.000 I don't know.
00:28:34.000 I always forget.
00:28:34.000 It's questionable.
00:28:35.000 I don't remember.
00:28:35.000 It's like Jessica Alba.
00:28:36.000 She's not.
00:28:37.000 She's not.
00:28:37.000 She's not tough on anyone.
00:28:39.000 Well, it's Cortez, so I imagine it's something from Spain.
00:28:43.000 Dominican?
00:28:43.000 Is she Dominican?
00:28:44.000 I don't think she's Dominican.
00:28:46.000 I don't know.
00:28:46.000 Why would you assume that?
00:28:47.000 She's not as dark.
00:28:48.000 Keep in mind that you are whiter than clear, so you have to be very careful.
00:28:52.000 I live in a Dominican neighborhood.
00:28:54.000 Oh, really?
00:28:55.000 I do, yes.
00:28:55.000 That narrows it down a bit.
00:28:56.000 They're a fun people.
00:28:58.000 But you're in Detroit.
00:28:59.000 I just don't believe the part that you live in a neighborhood.
00:29:01.000 No, I live in New York.
00:29:03.000 Oh, wow.
00:29:03.000 In Harlem.
00:29:04.000 My apartment in Harlem is, all my neighbors are Dominican because there's like 15 in each apartment.
00:29:11.000 I'm kidding, but I'm not.
00:29:13.000 In Texas, it's just like 19 cars in the driveway.
00:29:15.000 Oh, I'm sure.
00:29:16.000 Yeah, and a half back.
00:29:18.000 But you know why?
00:29:19.000 Because people, Dominicans and also, not only Dominicans, but also Latin Americans and also a lot of black Americans, they understand, even if you look in the Middle East, they understand something that a lot of Americans have missed.
00:29:29.000 That's why they have all their family on one street or one apartment, because they know that when stuff goes down, it's not going to be AOC or Biden who's going to save you.
00:29:36.000 It's your immediate family.
00:29:37.000 And so they really do value family, which is something that I think a lot of Pseudo-westernized Americans don't appreciate anymore.
00:29:45.000 They think that government is going to be there to save them.
00:29:47.000 And the Dominicans are very, yeah, my first stand-up manager was Dominican.
00:29:51.000 Yeah, no, and all joking aside, they're very nice people.
00:29:54.000 I like my neighborhood.
00:29:55.000 And I just don't, she doesn't look Dominican to me.
00:29:58.000 Perhaps that is jumping the gun.
00:30:00.000 It could be jumping the gun.
00:30:01.000 As long as she's not Chech.
00:30:02.000 No tolerance for the Chech.
00:30:03.000 Well, so isn't AOC, what she's doing right now, basically like one of your children who's under the age of 10 years old running into the room and crying and saying that Tommy hit her, and you know, okay, you go find out what happened, right?
00:30:13.000 And she basically ran in because Tommy looked at her wrong.
00:30:17.000 Right.
00:30:17.000 You know, and it's like, isn't there a parent, isn't there somebody that's going to go, wait a minute, this isn't true.
00:30:22.000 Right.
00:30:22.000 And you keep doubling down on it.
00:30:23.000 Somebody needs to ground her.
00:30:24.000 No, it's more like a guy coming back from summer vacation and telling everybody he got laid by a woman who clearly doesn't exist.
00:30:31.000 Right.
00:30:31.000 Yeah.
00:30:32.000 She's like, no, you should have met her.
00:30:34.000 Her name was Becky.
00:30:35.000 Chair glasses.
00:30:37.000 She lives in Canada where they got better public schooling.
00:30:39.000 She's from Chile.
00:30:41.000 Not the food.
00:30:43.000 The only thing I don't like is she really has it out for Peruvians.
00:30:47.000 It may not work out.
00:30:49.000 We almost died.
00:30:51.000 It's wrong to hate.
00:30:53.000 In the country next to us, there was a revolt.
00:30:56.000 She's not honest.
00:30:56.000 She has a hole in her soul.
00:30:58.000 She has a void, and this is a lot of feminists, too.
00:31:00.000 Listen, if you want to work, great.
00:31:01.000 Carly Fiorina, who I'm very disappointed in now, but she described feminism, I think, more articulately and succinctly than anyone I've ever heard before.
00:31:08.000 She said, feminism is the ability to make a choice.
00:31:11.000 You want to work?
00:31:12.000 Go ahead and work.
00:31:12.000 You want to be a stay-at-home mom?
00:31:14.000 Be a stay-at-home mom.
00:31:15.000 And most women are happier being mothers.
00:31:18.000 Not all, but a lot of women would like that option, and we don't have We don't have it now.
00:31:22.000 We don't necessarily have it now because of sort of how fast our society is and in the dual income household, more so, not that you couldn't have it, but because people think they need things that they don't necessarily need.
00:31:32.000 And that's a big underlying issue with AOC.
00:31:36.000 And let me show you some inconsistency here.
00:31:38.000 Again, she doesn't understand that the internet is forever, largely because I don't think she knows that she's hitting record.
00:31:45.000 It's the button that says play, sweetheart.
00:31:48.000 Where it's always been.
00:31:50.000 It was Congressman Mumu said that AOC was just saying, I just hope I get to be a mom.
00:31:54.000 I don't want to die, which honestly breaks my heart.
00:31:56.000 Here's her saying that.
00:31:57.000 And she said, I just hope I get to be a mom.
00:31:59.000 I hope I don't die today.
00:32:01.000 Did I buy that inflatable projector screen from SkyMall?
00:32:07.000 Here's the thing, that's sad to me.
00:32:11.000 Yeah, it is.
00:32:12.000 But AOC has toxified many young women for years, for decades to come, by selling them the lie that it may be morally unacceptable for women to have children due to her raison d'être.
00:32:27.000 Climate change, here she is.
00:32:28.000 Basically, like, there's scientific consensus that the lives of children are going to be very difficult, and it does lead, I think, young people to have a legitimate question.
00:32:40.000 No, you lead them!
00:32:42.000 Is it okay to still have children?
00:32:44.000 Also, just this basic moral question, like, what do we do?
00:32:47.000 And even if you don't have kids, there are still children here in the world, and we have a moral obligation to them.
00:32:56.000 How are you fulfilling your moral obligation?
00:32:57.000 By spending my money on new infrastructure with a five-page deal that takes over 60% of the economy?
00:33:04.000 Sweetheart, honestly, what are you doing for the children?
00:33:06.000 I don't think she's doing anything.
00:33:07.000 Maybe she had a moment of clarity at the end.
00:33:09.000 Maybe she was really afraid.
00:33:10.000 I highly doubt all of this.
00:33:11.000 But maybe she had a moment of clarity and was like, good!
00:33:15.000 Maybe I could survive today and be a mother.
00:33:17.000 That's fantastic.
00:33:18.000 Run with that.
00:33:20.000 That's life.
00:33:21.000 And make sure you tell your constituents.
00:33:23.000 You can still have the job of being a congresswoman.
00:33:23.000 Exactly.
00:33:25.000 Just do it better.
00:33:26.000 And you know what?
00:33:27.000 You can still have your coyote ugly tabletop dance.
00:33:29.000 No one's gonna stop you from doing that as a mom!
00:33:30.000 That's yours!
00:33:31.000 It's a genre!
00:33:32.000 You were about to say something there, huh?
00:33:33.000 Oh, I was just saying that she's always asking a question, and we also have kids here, and there's children on Earth, and I don't... Is she making a sandwich as well?
00:33:41.000 Like, she's walking around off camera?
00:33:43.000 Like, you're saying, yeah, we can't have kids, oh yeah, there's kids on Earth.
00:33:47.000 She put this out there, like, what she said made any sense.
00:33:50.000 Like, she saw this and was like, this is something the world should know.
00:33:53.000 Right.
00:33:54.000 It is important.
00:33:55.000 I want to leave my stamp on this world.
00:33:58.000 I want people to know I'm an idiot.
00:33:59.000 Yes!
00:34:01.000 I want people to know that I've encouraged young women to not have children because of climate change.
00:34:04.000 And this is the issue too, right?
00:34:06.000 I hope that people are understanding now.
00:34:07.000 I was labeled for a long time a climate change denier, or global warming denier.
00:34:11.000 Look, I'm not.
00:34:12.000 Les, you're going to talk about the world temperature going up 1.6 degrees?
00:34:15.000 My issue is not with the idea that the climate is changing.
00:34:15.000 Okay.
00:34:19.000 It's not even with the idea that humans may be some contributing force on some level to that temperature change.
00:34:26.000 I'm not saying it is, I'm not saying it isn't, but I do think that's a conversation to be had.
00:34:30.000 I think that it is far more reasonable for someone to maintain that position and say, if it is a catastrophic, world-ending problem, AOC hasn't got a shot in hell of fixing it for us!
00:34:44.000 And so I don't want to sign on to her bill.
00:34:46.000 It's the political ramifications that take control over your lives and, by the way, kill countless people in third-world countries that I have a problem with.
00:34:56.000 And if you question that, she labels you a science denier.
00:34:58.000 If you question her story, she says you're a hate speaker, you're inciting violence.
00:35:02.000 This is a woman who says if you don't believe her five-page Green New Deal bill, which we read, you're a science denier.
00:35:08.000 Who also believes in double masks, by the way, and tried to claim that Ted Cruz is Ted Bundy.
00:35:13.000 Exactly.
00:35:14.000 Most of that five pages is just drawings and turnovers by numbers.
00:35:20.000 Yeah, it's really bad.
00:35:21.000 I have a quick update related to the story.
00:35:25.000 So lawmakers will share their personal stories about the attack tonight and AOC will kick off the special order hour, so it's a real therapy session.
00:35:33.000 Nice little circle jerk.
00:35:34.000 That must be that new age lying therapy.
00:35:40.000 Tune in tonight while we all lie.
00:35:43.000 But here's the thing.
00:35:44.000 It's a purge!
00:35:46.000 We're gonna get together at the long... I was about to say Longhorn.
00:35:52.000 We're gonna get together tonight at the Dome, take some ayahuasca, and purge ourselves by lying relentlessly!
00:35:59.000 I hope they're all around a campfire.
00:36:01.000 Making sacrifices.
00:36:06.000 Elizabeth Warren's bringing the Zima, a teepee, and just the SEC prosecutors.
00:36:11.000 She's bringing a beaver pelt blanket for everybody.
00:36:16.000 I made these.
00:36:17.000 I brought the Gilders!
00:36:19.000 Can the Republicans and all the cities that burned to the ground and the countless dozens of people who died and the billions of dollars in damage and the officers... Can we have maybe something about them over the summer or did we just all forget that?
00:36:31.000 Of course we all forgot that.
00:36:33.000 No, it didn't happen.
00:36:33.000 Didn't happen.
00:36:34.000 Here's the thing.
00:36:35.000 It doesn't matter because the rioters from Black Lives Matter, the rioters from Antifa, they were targeting businesses that had nothing to do with it.
00:36:42.000 They were targeting other victims, right?
00:36:44.000 And by the way, like I said, people are going in there and invading Nancy Pelosi's office.
00:36:48.000 I think it's crap.
00:36:49.000 I think that those people who committed crimes obviously need to be held accountable for their crimes.
00:36:53.000 But to act as though one is entirely acceptable, where they were attacking businesses that had nothing to do with their perceived slights, versus people who, wrong, obviously discouraging violence, but you can understand if they were upset what they saw as at least targeting people who had influenced and who had, you know, shorted the game for them.
00:37:15.000 I'm just saying, if you're going to actually look at it and say, okay, where is the... all the anger is misplaced.
00:37:20.000 And my biggest problem, too, with this insurrection is it's really dumb.
00:37:25.000 Like, people who think, like, oh, I'm gonna do something.
00:37:27.000 You're the Flintstones... you're the bad guy lackey.
00:37:30.000 The boss!
00:37:31.000 They're trying to go into Capitol Building, boss!
00:37:33.000 You dummies, they're just gonna arrest you!
00:37:35.000 You set us back nine years!
00:37:37.000 That's the real problem with it, not to mention that it's morally reprehensible.
00:37:42.000 Protesting, for example, let's just take the protesting, the words.
00:37:45.000 Marching on the Capitol is still very, it's much more sensible when you are saying, hey, they are not admitting this evidence, we think that Washington D.C.
00:37:55.000 is a corrupt town with politicians who are looking out for their own self-interest versus marching down a street and Molotov cocktailing businesses.
00:38:03.000 Right.
00:38:03.000 Hey, you weren't the one hiding in a bathroom four blocks away.
00:38:07.000 It's true.
00:38:08.000 The door was hinging!
00:38:10.000 It was hinging!
00:38:11.000 Did they crack?
00:38:12.000 How do hinges crack?
00:38:13.000 I don't know.
00:38:13.000 I think that was a poor choice of words.
00:38:15.000 Apparently she lived in the house from Annabelle.
00:38:17.000 What bathroom door just swivels?
00:38:21.000 Would you look at a church basement where it's like a pony wall?
00:38:27.000 Take a peek, boys, it doesn't shut all the way.
00:38:30.000 No, no, I'll pass.
00:38:32.000 Oh, okay, by the way, we also have one other story here while we're fact-checking, because we've been talking about- No, no, no, we're lying.
00:38:38.000 We're not fact-checking.
00:38:39.000 These are all lies.
00:38:40.000 Yeah, by the way, everything I just said is a lie.
00:38:42.000 There weren't two pipe bombs, there were 500, and they were all under AOC's bed.
00:38:47.000 Yeah.
00:38:49.000 Sure.
00:38:49.000 Everything I just said is bullshit.
00:38:52.000 I'm glad you brought that back up.
00:38:53.000 But something else too, if you look at the timeline of Donald Trump's speech, this is what they're trying to do.
00:38:57.000 Speech is violence.
00:38:58.000 Speech is inciting violence.
00:38:58.000 Donald Trump saying fight like hell or you won't have a country anymore even though he said peacefully and he said you need to He was very clear, patriotically, peacefully.
00:39:05.000 I understand Donald Trump shoots from the hip.
00:39:07.000 He doesn't speak very articulately.
00:39:08.000 But to argue that he actually encouraged people to commit any acts of violence is silly.
00:39:12.000 I won't go along with you down that trail.
00:39:14.000 I don't care if you demand that I say it or threaten to ban me.
00:39:18.000 Fine.
00:39:19.000 See you in court.
00:39:20.000 Okay?
00:39:21.000 He didn't incite violence.
00:39:22.000 He didn't even come close to encouraging violence.
00:39:23.000 That being said, if you look at the timeline, this is something else that we did the math
00:39:27.000 when his speech ended versus when the actual actions of violence occurred on the state
00:39:34.000 Tocanowan, you were telling me, yeah.
00:39:35.000 Washington.
00:39:36.000 Yeah, so on the 6th, Donald Trump's speech ended at 110 p.m.
00:39:40.000 Eastern, and then the rioting began at 111 p.m.
00:39:44.000 111 p.m.
00:39:44.000 Real close.
00:39:45.000 That's 1.8 miles away.
00:39:46.000 It's 1.8 miles away.
00:39:50.000 So assuming that Donald Trump even said, look, burn it down!
00:39:54.000 The 5th of November!
00:39:56.000 Remember?
00:39:57.000 Assuming that he even said that, they would have had to run 1.8 miles.
00:40:02.000 1.8 miles in one minute.
00:40:03.000 And the world record is like three minutes and 43 seconds.
00:40:06.000 For one mile.
00:40:07.000 Super fast, but yeah, for one mile.
00:40:08.000 For one mile.
00:40:08.000 And so, because the guy with the walrus mustache at Mythbusters isn't interested in doing his job anymore, we've decided to put it to the test and see if it is actually physically possible to make that happen.
00:40:20.000 Of course, I hurt my knee, so we go now to the running of the interns.
00:40:24.000 Okay, so, uh, Tokenon, we have them.
00:40:38.000 We have them waiting right now.
00:40:39.000 We're going to be, we're just going to start them.
00:40:40.000 They're going to be running a one minute mile, a 1.8 minute mile, and they're, they're running to the studio.
00:40:46.000 Then we'll have them in the studio later on to see how long.
00:40:49.000 The interns.
00:40:49.000 Okay.
00:40:50.000 All right.
00:40:50.000 Let's check in with them.
00:40:51.000 Are you guys ready?
00:40:54.000 There they go.
00:40:55.000 Okay.
00:40:55.000 I don't know if they can hear me right now.
00:40:57.000 Oh, there's, we got, okay.
00:41:00.000 Get set.
00:41:00.000 Oh, well, that's a rough start.
00:41:10.000 That's a token.
00:41:11.000 That one has a twin.
00:41:12.000 Whoa, that's crazy.
00:41:16.000 Okay, one other story I wanted to hit really quickly, unless I think we're done with AOC.
00:41:19.000 On their way here, yeah.
00:41:20.000 Elon Musk.
00:41:22.000 This is a real story.
00:41:24.000 Yep.
00:41:24.000 It's my boy.
00:41:24.000 Okay?
00:41:25.000 And I think this is important just to touch on because it's proof positive to me why nationalism is the most potent form of anti-racism that exists, but exclusively in the United States.
00:41:36.000 So, Elon Musk, he's under investigation right now, and you know why?
00:41:39.000 I do.
00:41:40.000 Being good.
00:41:41.000 Being the best ever.
00:41:43.000 We were talking about this the other day, how I was wrong about Donald Trump on a lot of fronts.
00:41:45.000 I was also wrong about Elon Musk.
00:41:48.000 I like Elon Musk.
00:41:48.000 He's a billionaire playing with his money.
00:41:51.000 He's a billionaire playing with his money.
00:41:52.000 And doing cool stuff.
00:41:53.000 I think he kind of used the system a little bit with the green subsidies.
00:41:56.000 But then when you look into how the system is rigged for the big three, it's not even close.
00:42:01.000 And the fact that Elon Musk, the greenest entrepreneur throughout the history of modern mankind, that I can think of anyway, um, had to leave California, flip them the bird to run his
00:42:11.000 green company from Texas.
00:42:12.000 It's just a feel-good story of the year.
00:42:14.000 It's just beautiful.
00:42:16.000 But he's actually under investigation. This is according to the DOJ in March 2020,
00:42:20.000 a non-US citizen inquiring about a position of technology strategy associate.
00:42:26.000 That's a mouthful. A job at SpaceX.
00:42:27.000 he was asked about his citizenship status.
00:42:30.000 DOJ attorney Lisa Sandoval stated that SpaceX ultimately failed to hire him for the position
00:42:36.000 because he is not a US citizen or lawful permanent resident.
00:42:40.000 Hold on a second.
00:42:41.000 Elon Musk is under investigation for asking for papers so that he would not be breaking
00:42:48.000 the law?
00:42:49.000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's...
00:42:51.000 And this is why, this is why nationalism, because that little South, that little African American, more African American than you, ironically, and more American!
00:43:00.000 American than that commie broad AOC because he understands what the United States of America is
00:43:06.000 Nationalism is not a racial identity here in the United States. It's about ID
00:43:09.000 It's about our ideals here. And that's why someone like an African American Elon Musk
00:43:13.000 I want him on our America team more than I want white privileged professor commies
00:43:19.000 Okay, the only way yes to successfully vaccinate people against racism is
00:43:26.000 Internationalism with an identity centered on wills and principles and a shared identity
00:43:31.000 coalescing under freedom Elon Musk, your first draft for us.
00:43:36.000 Absolutely.
00:43:37.000 I can't believe they're investigating him for upholding the law.
00:43:39.000 And by the way, he's being investigated because he asked the question.
00:43:44.000 You can't ask that question.
00:43:45.000 I don't understand.
00:43:46.000 People always say they go, why do you want to punish illegal immigrants?
00:43:48.000 How about the business owners who hire them?
00:43:50.000 Right, yeah.
00:43:50.000 Elon Musk is like, show me your papers there.
00:43:53.000 And they're like, okay, this is illegal.
00:43:55.000 How is that not a good thing?
00:43:56.000 It's a great thing.
00:43:57.000 Are you sure your social security number is 123456?
00:44:02.000 I'm gonna double check, are you sure?
00:44:04.000 It's a great thing for American workers, and by the way, even if you want to grant citizenship to every single caravan that can get into a 98 Dodge sauntering on up to the border, it's a good thing for working conditions for migrants, because they're on the books!
00:44:16.000 That's what you guys told me about sanctuary cities, that they'd be afraid to go to the cops if they're here illegally!
00:44:21.000 Don't we want people on the books?
00:44:24.000 You don't give a rat's ass about union jobs!
00:44:26.000 You don't even want Americans to have jobs!
00:44:29.000 The game is rigged.
00:44:29.000 Yeah, and if you look deeper into that story, they actually requested a lot of files from him, and the company gave the files that they requested that pertain to this specific incident, but then they're like, no, no, no, no, we want everything.
00:44:40.000 They probably gave the files and complied because they didn't think there could possibly be anything controversial.
00:44:45.000 No, they had to, it was a court order, fine, you have to in their discovery process, but they were like, no, no, no, we want all of the No, but what I'm saying is if I'm Elon Musk and they go, hey, we want to make sure that you are not employing illegal immigrants.
00:44:56.000 And by that, we want to make sure you're employing illegal immigrants.
00:45:02.000 Okay, so hold on, hold on.
00:45:03.000 So no illegal immigrants get hired.
00:45:05.000 Fine, got you.
00:45:06.000 And I'm supposed to determine that how?
00:45:09.000 I can't ask the question, so what's the next step for me?
00:45:12.000 Just walk me through this.
00:45:13.000 I just, you know what, this is why nationalism is an antidote to racism.
00:45:17.000 It's an antidote to ethnocentrism.
00:45:19.000 I don't care what Elon Musk looks like.
00:45:21.000 It's kind of weird.
00:45:22.000 It is.
00:45:22.000 He's doing good work.
00:45:23.000 It's kind of weird.
00:45:24.000 Kind of weird looking dude.
00:45:25.000 He's American in my book.
00:45:26.000 He's making it work.
00:45:27.000 That's what I wanted to say.
00:45:28.000 That African American, who by the way, I hope he got some of that African American grant money.
00:45:32.000 Yeah, true, yeah.
00:45:33.000 We haven't even looked into that.
00:45:35.000 And Charlize Theron.
00:45:37.000 She got some.
00:45:39.000 She did. She got some.
00:45:41.000 And everyone at TLC got those midget money grants.
00:45:43.000 Did you know that?
00:45:45.000 She tells everybody she's African American and it's like, that's cute, you're not.
00:45:49.000 She really is.
00:45:50.000 Sorta.
00:45:51.000 She was born in Africa.
00:45:52.000 She's not by her standards.
00:45:54.000 She's not by her linguistic standards where people want to say it's not black, it's African-American.
00:45:58.000 Charlize Theron and Elon Musk.
00:46:01.000 Well no, not that African-American.
00:46:02.000 Wasn't she kind of on the wrong side over there?
00:46:05.000 True.
00:46:05.000 If you count the killings.
00:46:08.000 I think everyone's on the wrong side over there.
00:46:10.000 They haven't gotten it right ever.
00:46:11.000 That's true.
00:46:12.000 It's a dark continent.
00:46:12.000 It's just a pendulum swinging of genocide.
00:46:15.000 They just brought back farmers because they're like, sorry we killed you, but how do you grow stuff?
00:46:21.000 We really need to know, we're kinda hungry.
00:46:23.000 Well, we start by not primarily planting in sand.
00:46:27.000 Yes.
00:46:28.000 Tell us more.
00:46:29.000 Yes, yes.
00:46:29.000 Let me write this down.
00:46:30.000 This baby cure AIDS.
00:46:32.000 Please put it down.
00:46:33.000 Put it down.
00:46:34.000 Not underground.
00:46:36.000 Just put it somewhere safe.
00:46:40.000 Cultural differences.
00:46:41.000 I think actually we're going to be checking in with our interns before we move on to The new gun bill that's being put into the House, which a lot of people aren't paying attention to because they're focusing on Representative Greene right now, right?
00:46:51.000 You see this on CNN.
00:46:53.000 Focus on Greene!
00:46:54.000 Focus on removing her from committees because she believes some crazy stuff, granted.
00:46:59.000 Let's not focus on removing your Second Amendment rights, which is of course sitting here before the House.
00:47:03.000 Do we have the interns?
00:47:04.000 Are they still running?
00:47:07.000 They're still on their way?
00:47:08.000 Okay, there we go!
00:47:09.000 Running of the interns!
00:47:09.000 They're here!
00:47:10.000 We got them back!
00:47:11.000 Alright, what was the time finally?
00:47:14.000 They didn't make that.
00:47:15.000 No.
00:47:15.000 There's absolutely no way that they made that.
00:47:17.000 There's no way.
00:47:17.000 Did you, so, okay.
00:47:18.000 You think it's possible?
00:47:19.000 That was much longer.
00:47:20.000 Hey, one thing that's completely unrelated, um, uh, Bryce, show them what you can do with your, uh, with your knees here.
00:47:26.000 Look at his, yeah, get the camera here.
00:47:28.000 Look, he can walk with his feet backwards.
00:47:30.000 What?
00:47:30.000 Watch this.
00:47:31.000 Watch this.
00:47:32.000 Oh!
00:47:32.000 Disgusting!
00:47:33.000 Isn't that disgusting?
00:47:34.000 Freak!
00:47:35.000 Oh, gosh.
00:47:37.000 American Horror Story episode.
00:47:38.000 And the internet is forever.
00:47:40.000 Okay, well you guys made it.
00:47:41.000 Where's, uh, where's, where's Thomas, uh, where's Finnegan?
00:47:45.000 Did we lose him?
00:47:46.000 Did we lose Finnegan?
00:47:52.000 Is that Thomas Finnegan?
00:47:53.000 You there?
00:47:54.000 Steven?
00:47:55.000 Yeah?
00:47:58.000 Can you set me up with Gabby?
00:47:59.000 What are you talking about?
00:48:01.000 You need car insurance?
00:48:05.000 I need insurance, Steven.
00:48:07.000 What's happening, Thomas?
00:48:08.000 Finnegan, talk to us.
00:48:11.000 Can you come get me?
00:48:13.000 No, I can't come get you.
00:48:13.000 I have to host a show.
00:48:14.000 But, uh, it sounds... Did you hurt yourself?
00:48:16.000 Did he hurt him?
00:48:17.000 Did Thomas Finnegan hurt himself?
00:48:18.000 Sounds winded.
00:48:20.000 Okay, alright.
00:48:21.000 Well, it doesn't sound very good.
00:48:22.000 Now, Thomas Finnegan, I think you need to go call a doctor.
00:48:24.000 Gabby's not gonna help you right now.
00:48:26.000 Oh, my God.
00:48:27.000 Oh, geez.
00:48:28.000 Okay.
00:48:28.000 Thomas, take care of yourself.
00:48:32.000 Yeah.
00:48:33.000 You know what?
00:48:33.000 One of you guys go back and get Thomas.
00:48:35.000 All right.
00:48:35.000 We'll see you guys later.
00:48:36.000 Gabby, by the way, it's not, you don't just get health insurance from Gabby.
00:48:39.000 What Gabby does, like car insurance, I save a ton of money.
00:48:42.000 I've talked about this.
00:48:42.000 It just allows you to compare insurance rates, especially if you've been having insurance for a very long time.
00:48:47.000 You don't realize they just keep upping the rates.
00:48:49.000 Just check it out.
00:48:49.000 Go to, I think, what is it?
00:48:51.000 The promo is...
00:48:52.000 We always have.
00:48:52.000 Gabby.com slash Crowder.
00:48:53.000 That's right.
00:48:54.000 And you can actually check it for free.
00:48:55.000 So you can just check your current car insurance rates and just save money.
00:48:59.000 Because what people don't realize is they bank on you not actually watching your race going up.
00:49:03.000 Yeah.
00:49:04.000 So Gabby.com slash Crowder.
00:49:05.000 But it's not going to help Thomas Finnegan right now.
00:49:07.000 No.
00:49:07.000 No, it's not.
00:49:08.000 It really is.
00:49:08.000 I saved a lot of money.
00:49:09.000 I felt very stupid.
00:49:11.000 Um, for having not used it.
00:49:13.000 Okay.
00:49:14.000 I feel stupid.
00:49:15.000 Uh, what else do we have here?
00:49:17.000 I don't know.
00:49:17.000 We have some other things to talk about.
00:49:19.000 The gun bill.
00:49:19.000 Okay.
00:49:20.000 That's going to piss us off.
00:49:21.000 I guess we have to wait for last, right?
00:49:23.000 Yeah.
00:49:24.000 Uh, this is HR 127.
00:49:25.000 I don't know if you guys are paying attention to this.
00:49:27.000 And by the way, comment, that's the best thing you can do.
00:49:29.000 If you're watching this on an archive stream, just comment right now.
00:49:32.000 You can't do it live because we don't want all the crazy people commenting live and then YouTube holding us liable because different standards.
00:49:37.000 You guys are crazy.
00:49:38.000 But comment if you've been following this bill, HR 127.
00:49:41.000 It's an insane gun bill, and no one's been talking about it because they've been talking about it.
00:49:46.000 They talk about GameStop, and they talk about Green, right here, and they're not talking about people being arrested for memes, or bills that will remove your ability to defend yourself amidst some of the most violent uprisings we've seen in our country.
00:50:01.000 So, January 4th, this was two days before the Capitol riot.
00:50:06.000 The piece of gun legislation was introduced to the House.
00:50:09.000 And Nancy Pelosi advocated for extra security.
00:50:14.000 So this kind of gained steam, right?
00:50:15.000 This gun bill, because Pelosi was... I want to know when we considered inciting violence, where she was saying we need more security measures because of the enemy within.
00:50:24.000 Hmm.
00:50:27.000 Enemy within?
00:50:27.000 Do you have that clip?
00:50:28.000 Clip eye.
00:50:29.000 I do believe, and I have said this all along, that we will probably need a supplemental for more security for members when the enemy is within the House of Representatives.
00:50:42.000 Yeah, that sounds like what you're saying.
00:50:44.000 We can get the lights from the interns coming in.
00:50:45.000 I can't really see.
00:50:46.000 This looks like it was directed by Tim Burton, doesn't it?
00:50:51.000 This is America.
00:50:52.000 Violent rhetoric for unity.
00:50:54.000 Yeah.
00:50:55.000 Unity.
00:50:55.000 The enemy is within.
00:50:57.000 Right.
00:50:57.000 What does that mean?
00:50:58.000 Can you define enemy?
00:50:59.000 Yeah.
00:51:00.000 I know that you guys are a little bit loose with definitions of definitions, but enemy seems like it would be caustic.
00:51:06.000 Yes.
00:51:06.000 And by the way, if I identify this enemy, what actions are now okay for me to take to deal with this enemy?
00:51:12.000 Right?
00:51:12.000 Because you're basically just telling me we have an enemy that has to be dealt with.
00:51:14.000 Okay.
00:51:15.000 What?
00:51:15.000 How do I deal with them?
00:51:16.000 Listen, I understand if you say, for example, this is the problem with some dangerous conspiracy that you do see on the right and the left, but I think you see far more on the left, because the left accuses everyone who disagrees with them of being Nazis.
00:51:24.000 You have a very small contingency of radicals on the right who think that some people need to be hung for treason when they don't necessarily need to be hung for treason.
00:51:33.000 That being said, it's not nearly as pernicious as you see AOC refer to all Trump supporters as white supremacists.
00:51:39.000 You just saw Nancy Pelosi refer to Republicans as enemies within.
00:51:43.000 And so when you paint your opposition as Nazis, as fascists, as enemies within, look, I don't think anyone would hold it against you if an actual Nazi with a swastika on his arm walked in and Dave Landau punched him in the face.
00:51:56.000 Listen right, why would I punch my brethren in the face?
00:52:03.000 I should've known by the jacket.
00:52:05.000 I would've pulled down my shirt and been like, you are welcome.
00:52:09.000 We gotta check him.
00:52:09.000 We gotta check because now we are removed.
00:52:13.000 He regrets it.
00:52:14.000 It was one drunken night.
00:52:15.000 It really was.
00:52:16.000 But like the internet, tattoos last forever.
00:52:19.000 So here's the thing that's important.
00:52:20.000 The sponsor of the bill, by the way.
00:52:22.000 Like herpes.
00:52:22.000 The founder of the feast.
00:52:24.000 I got them both that night.
00:52:25.000 I'm kidding.
00:52:26.000 I don't have them.
00:52:27.000 I don't have tattoos.
00:52:28.000 He's more concerned with you knowing that he doesn't have herpes in his chest, not being a white supremacist.
00:52:31.000 No, I meant tattoos.
00:52:34.000 No, I have tattoos.
00:52:35.000 And herpes.
00:52:36.000 and a strong belief in white supremacy.
00:52:38.000 **laughter** This is why you're getting audited, Dave.
00:52:45.000 This is a joke.
00:52:47.000 Hey guys, come on.
00:52:48.000 Welcome Ed Norton.
00:52:50.000 Oh look, Pelosi's back on with another mask right now.
00:52:52.000 She's holding as Democrats prepare to hold vote to strip Representative Greene from committee roles.
00:52:58.000 Look, I haven't done a bunch of digging into Greene because I have found some things that I don't like, that I disagree with.
00:53:06.000 That being said, I don't think that people need to be stripped for wrong think just because Because.
00:53:11.000 That's it.
00:53:12.000 There needs to be a process.
00:53:13.000 So she's absolutely wrong, but can we get to the anti-Semitism from Omar and Tlaib?
00:53:18.000 Is that something that is equivalent to saying that maybe 9-11 was a false flag?
00:53:22.000 You mispronounced marrying your brother.
00:53:25.000 But while we're talking about radicals, they're talking about Green.
00:53:28.000 Okay, let me give you that.
00:53:29.000 Just so we can, for the sake of argument.
00:53:31.000 Okay, Green, let's say Radical, you guys want to go through the process and get rid of her, and you go through the processes and the channels that exist.
00:53:36.000 Okay, listen, that's your prerogative.
00:53:38.000 Alright, fine.
00:53:39.000 But can we also address, while we're talking about this gun bill, the founder of the Feast, the lady who helped draft this bill, Sheila Jackson Lee, let her explain in her own words, while we're talking about Crazy Radical and it gets worse, what it means, this bill.
00:53:55.000 My bill that I've introduced dealing with the caliber weapon, I've held an AR-15 in my hand.
00:54:00.000 I wish I had it.
00:54:02.000 It is as heavy as- I wish I had it.
00:54:04.000 Ten boxes that you might be moving.
00:54:05.000 Uh, and the- Ten boxes!
00:54:08.000 A .50 caliber, these kinds of bullets, uh, need to be licensed and do not need to be on the street.
00:54:08.000 Tan!
00:54:15.000 Did she- did that- Did Aunt Jemima there just say that the AR-15 fires 50 cal?
00:54:20.000 She did, she just did.
00:54:21.000 Did she just say that?
00:54:22.000 Yeah, she did.
00:54:23.000 I think she said that's the first pearl necklace she's worn since 1965.
00:54:27.000 Did she just say that it fires 50 cal?
00:54:29.000 Does anyone, do you have any idea what a 50 cal is?
00:54:31.000 Do you have any idea?
00:54:33.000 An AR-15 the size, it's just, this just shows, this woman is drafting a bill, which we will go through, seize entire control of your ability to protect you and yours, right?
00:54:40.000 It's your God-given right, without even knowing.
00:54:44.000 Anything about basic firearms.
00:54:46.000 Not only that, while we're talking about radical, either she is so mind-numbingly dumb that she shouldn't be anywhere near a pen, let alone a piece of legislation, or she holds the radical view, as recently as 2010, that there are still two Vietnams.
00:55:02.000 Today we have two Vietnams, side by side, north and south, exchanging and working.
00:55:09.000 And then on the capital step she did this.
00:55:12.000 What?
00:55:13.000 What does that mean?
00:55:18.000 It gets worse!
00:55:19.000 It gets worse!
00:55:20.000 Do you mean the country?
00:55:21.000 The war?
00:55:22.000 Talk about the haves up in the bottom.
00:55:24.000 I don't know.
00:55:25.000 That means nothing.
00:55:27.000 I think she thinks there are two Vietnams in 2000.
00:55:29.000 And by the way, they're north and south.
00:55:31.000 They can't be side by side.
00:55:34.000 Are you thinking Germany?
00:55:37.000 There's so much wrong with it.
00:55:39.000 It's like with AOC where you were getting all off track on pipe bombs and creaky doors and that's because that's what she said.
00:55:45.000 And now you're like side by side in longitude.
00:55:48.000 What am I a sailor?
00:55:49.000 I don't know.
00:55:50.000 Speaking of travel, this is another true story about representative Sheila.
00:55:56.000 Is it Sheila Jackson Lee?
00:55:59.000 I want to make sure I get it right.
00:56:00.000 She went the other way on that one instead of one name.
00:56:00.000 Three names.
00:56:03.000 She stole a first class seat on a flight Uh, from a human rights activist.
00:56:10.000 Modern-day Rosa Parks.
00:56:11.000 And then accused her of being racist.
00:56:13.000 It really is.
00:56:15.000 Modern-day Rosa Parks.
00:56:16.000 I agree.
00:56:17.000 She's like, this is my seat.
00:56:18.000 Now this bill is making more sense.
00:56:20.000 Yeah.
00:56:21.000 She's retarded.
00:56:22.000 She's like, listen, you paid $300 for this.
00:56:24.000 This is mine now.
00:56:25.000 This is mine.
00:56:26.000 Ma'am, your ticket is A30.
00:56:27.000 You're racist.
00:56:28.000 We landed first class.
00:56:29.000 First class landed on me.
00:56:31.000 This is what Jesse Jackson and Kevin Smith were talking about.
00:56:36.000 I guess I know how Rosa felt.
00:56:37.000 Okay, so let's, to be fair, she's crazy, but the views in the bill are not that crazy.
00:56:43.000 Again, the bill, we have all of these sources available at lateralthecutter.com.
00:56:45.000 I want to make sure, I think we have the bill right up on the website, right?
00:56:49.000 H.R.
00:56:49.000 127, all the pages are numbered there.
00:56:50.000 Were you laughing at H.R.?
00:56:53.000 Who steals first class?
00:56:57.000 Hold on, it was in California, squatters rights, she was there first, you have to go through a process.
00:57:05.000 I think we should have Dave do this and have a hidden camera and just see how it goes.
00:57:08.000 I will 100% do this.
00:57:09.000 I will have no problem.
00:57:11.000 against the window.
00:57:12.000 Like the episode of Twilight Zone with the thing on the wing.
00:57:16.000 You see it?
00:57:17.000 I think we should have Dave do this and have a hidden camera and just see how it goes.
00:57:20.000 I will 100% do this.
00:57:22.000 I will have no problem.
00:57:23.000 It's time for your white ass to be a stowaway.
00:57:27.000 That's right.
00:57:28.000 Snakes on a plane.
00:57:29.000 Always bet on black.
00:57:31.000 Taking your seat when you... This is Black Snake.
00:57:35.000 I'm going home.
00:57:36.000 Get out the seat, bitch.
00:57:38.000 Everything about that story is funny.
00:57:40.000 What's not funny is the control that this lady has over you.
00:57:44.000 You don't need to be sorry.
00:57:45.000 Dave's apologetically laughing.
00:57:47.000 It is so funny!
00:57:48.000 If we didn't laugh at this, we would use our remaining firearms and place them promptly in our mouths.
00:57:57.000 And they're very heavy.
00:57:57.000 10 boxes worth.
00:58:00.000 She's a light packer though.
00:58:02.000 Can I get some soda to wash down these delicious first class nuts?
00:58:09.000 I'm taking the champagne.
00:58:11.000 I got to get first class because I got to get my carry-on first for my AR-15 50 cal.
00:58:17.000 You know... Can't fit that shit in a Samsonite, bitch!
00:58:20.000 How am I gonna check a bag with insulin needles?
00:58:25.000 I got the sugar.
00:58:26.000 Listen, if I can't pack a bag with insulin needles, you best be ready to pack a bag carrying my foot.
00:58:31.000 Doctor said he gonna take my feet, and that ain't gonna happen.
00:58:34.000 And you know what?
00:58:34.000 Once we take the foot, I'm below my BMI weight, and so the irony is not lost on my ass!
00:58:40.000 GET OUT THE SEAT BITCH!
00:58:41.000 Woo!
00:58:44.000 Okay.
00:58:48.000 This plane's going to Denver.
00:58:49.000 Uh-uh, it's going to Florida.
00:58:54.000 It's going to Mar-a-Lago.
00:58:57.000 I got a connecting flight to a private island.
00:58:59.000 That's right.
00:59:00.000 Got a big-ass shower.
00:59:01.000 I'm gonna get me a massage.
00:59:03.000 Okay.
00:59:04.000 Okay.
00:59:05.000 Two Vietnams.
00:59:05.000 I'm gonna get back to this.
00:59:06.000 Okay.
00:59:07.000 She's crazy, but so is former Vice President Joe Biden, right?
00:59:10.000 Because he ran on a platform that would ban all online firearm sales and semi-automatic weapons that can hold more than three rounds because he thinks you only need a double barrel shotgun.
00:59:20.000 By the way, semi-automatic is One pull of a trigger, bang, bang.
00:59:23.000 I know you're not a gun guy, so I'll give you some... You can actually react to these, because I think you own firearms.
00:59:28.000 I do own, yeah.
00:59:29.000 But you're not like a hobbyist.
00:59:31.000 No, no.
00:59:32.000 He grew up in Detroit.
00:59:33.000 That's true.
00:59:34.000 I think they issue it at birth.
00:59:37.000 Yeah, I've heard many go off.
00:59:39.000 And I've also had many pulled on me in places I wasn't supposed to be.
00:59:43.000 Well, the tattoo doesn't help.
00:59:44.000 No, it doesn't.
00:59:45.000 Well, yeah, that's true.
00:59:45.000 You shouldn't be sunbathing.
00:59:47.000 No, well... I get it!
00:59:50.000 Indian Village needs some entertainment in the lockdown, too!
00:59:53.000 Few Polish gays in Detroit got that.
00:59:55.000 So, this is what's in the bill.
00:59:57.000 This bill from Sheila Jackson.
00:59:59.000 Polish, by the way, is not their ethnicity.
01:00:04.000 Here's in the bill, a database, nationwide, for licensing possession of firearms and ammunition would be made accessible to law enforcement and the public.
01:00:12.000 So, there you go, Antifa, Black Lives Matter, can know where all the gun owners live.
01:00:17.000 Well it wasn't even that, it was the ammunition as well.
01:00:20.000 The ammunition.
01:00:20.000 If you buy ammunition.
01:00:21.000 So if you buy a firearm, and you buy ammunition, you would be put on a public registry that everyone could access.
01:00:27.000 And go, oh Dave, Dave, ah, tattoo not so funny now, first class and all the way to your ass!
01:00:33.000 Sex offenders have more privacy than you would if you were on this list.
01:00:37.000 Not from me.
01:00:38.000 I know how to find the sex offenders.
01:00:39.000 You're quite wily.
01:00:41.000 I ding dong ditch sex offenders.
01:00:42.000 I'm a vigilante with it.
01:00:45.000 No, I was just saying I'm not worried.
01:00:47.000 I bought mine out of a brown paper bag and mine was a Black Lives Matter t-shirt.
01:00:53.000 Serial number script.
01:00:54.000 I do understand seeing through your tank top how this could come back to bite me, but I got a good feeling about you.
01:01:00.000 I like you.
01:01:01.000 Paying top dollar.
01:01:02.000 So your employees who don't like you if you're a business owner, your nosy neighbors, the Karens of the world, I mean we've seen people dragged out and cuffed because they were walking their dogs in countries with lockdown rules.
01:01:14.000 What do you think is going to happen when moms demand action know that they live next door to a revolver owner and it's public?
01:01:22.000 Well, it's also like a list for thieves to go, okay, well they've got all these guns, I'm gonna break in there and take all your guns and now they're in the criminal's hands.
01:01:28.000 Genius!
01:01:30.000 They might as well just tell them where you keep them.
01:01:32.000 And like how long it would be for you to get the combination and protect your family?
01:01:36.000 And how long before you need to recharge your ring doorbell battery?
01:01:40.000 And for everybody out there saying people have better things to do than worry about that, you remember when people were being exposed for donating to the Republican Party and pressure was being applied that they be fired or have to step down from their positions of leadership in companies?
01:01:53.000 They don't have better things to do!
01:01:54.000 No, they don't have better things.
01:01:55.000 Until it turned out to be half of Beverly Hills.
01:02:01.000 Fresh Prince was not an accurate depiction of the African-American experience.
01:02:06.000 Charlize Theron was full of shit.
01:02:09.000 So, this is also in the bill.
01:02:10.000 Again, we have it at ladderwithcreditor.com, so you can read all of it.
01:02:12.000 It's hundreds of pages.
01:02:13.000 But this is, I believe, from page 416.
01:02:16.000 I have it in front of me here.
01:02:17.000 Obtaining a license for a firearm, by the way.
01:02:21.000 You would require a psychological evaluation involving members of your household and any
01:02:27.000 ex-spouses.
01:02:28.000 This is what they've said.
01:02:29.000 That ain't fair, man.
01:02:30.000 Okay, first off, I don't agree with some general, just generic psych evaluation because who's
01:02:35.000 determining the evaluation?
01:02:37.000 If you need an Ambien to sleep or if you need a Xanax, can you not own a firearm?
01:02:41.000 But let's say, okay, because the left wants to say that the right is fringe radical and that they're centrist, okay, let's say it was a centrist point of view to pass a psych evaluation.
01:02:51.000 Let's even say that some people might believe it's sensible for you to be able to protect yourself from criminals, violent criminals and rioters in your neighborhood, that this psych evaluation would require members of your family, like an intervention.
01:03:06.000 At a certain point, they're still shoehorning ex-spouses!
01:03:10.000 But how about, yeah, this is a sentence you've never heard, I'm a wonderful person, just ask my ex-wife.
01:03:16.000 Right, exactly!
01:03:18.000 Right, Stephen, you would fail it on this.
01:03:19.000 Stephen, do you feel like people are out to get you?
01:03:22.000 Yeah, I know.
01:03:23.000 That would be a common question.
01:03:26.000 You could answer yes!
01:03:27.000 This is getting close to home because Gerald knows that at one point I was almost, people thought I was psychotic.
01:03:31.000 Because I had a question like, do you think, do you have the impending feeling that people want to hurt you?
01:03:35.000 I'm like, I had just gotten off the phone with the FBI.
01:03:37.000 The entire country of Pakistan?
01:03:41.000 Yeah, yeah, I kind of did, like, interesting.
01:03:46.000 Do you feel the constant pressure to perform as though everyone's watching you?
01:03:51.000 OK, wait a second.
01:03:51.000 I know where this is going.
01:03:53.000 I can see this.
01:03:55.000 It's my nightmare.
01:03:55.000 It's not going to work.
01:03:56.000 But even getting asked that question, it's like, well, yeah, what's your end goal in that question?
01:04:01.000 I feel like you're kind of out to get me.
01:04:03.000 Right.
01:04:03.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:04:05.000 It does seem.
01:04:06.000 And well, you know what?
01:04:07.000 I guess maybe we'll put you down for 22 in nine months.
01:04:10.000 But that's about as far as we're willing to go.
01:04:12.000 Here's a mace.
01:04:16.000 Do you feel that people might hurt you?
01:04:18.000 Yeah, that's why I wanted the gun.
01:04:20.000 That's kind of the point.
01:04:22.000 Quite the quandary.
01:04:24.000 Hey kid, do you know karate?
01:04:26.000 Have you thought about karate?
01:04:28.000 Check out the local Y.
01:04:30.000 Cobra Kai is now on Netflix.
01:04:33.000 You don't even have to pay for it at YouTube Red.
01:04:34.000 I'm sure you could get some from there.
01:04:36.000 Just hand your final paperwork to my security guard on the way out, and we'll be sure to be in touch.
01:04:41.000 Also, by the way, comment.
01:04:43.000 That's the best thing you can do.
01:04:43.000 We've said it before.
01:04:44.000 It's the best thing you can do.
01:04:45.000 Comment if you've read this bill, H.R.
01:04:49.000 Most Mud Club members, by the way, have not passed a psych evaluation, and I love every last one of you.
01:04:53.000 Where do you go to read the bill?
01:04:54.000 I went to the Congressional website and it was not on there.
01:04:57.000 We have the PDF, I think.
01:04:59.000 That's what we try and do, even though this is a comedy show.
01:05:01.000 I'm held to a different standard because I might get banned for saying it's crazy.
01:05:05.000 They might be like, oh my gosh, did you... You know what they might ban you for is implying that she resembles Aunt Jemima.
01:05:11.000 That's what they'll say.
01:05:12.000 They'll say that's an immutable characteristic.
01:05:14.000 Not all black women!
01:05:16.000 I don't say that about Kerry Washington!
01:05:19.000 What do you want her to do since she lost her job?
01:05:22.000 I know.
01:05:22.000 She's got to do something else?
01:05:23.000 Right.
01:05:24.000 White people ruin everything.
01:05:25.000 Where's Uncle Ben?
01:05:26.000 Here's something else in the bill.
01:05:29.000 Well, there's so many things in the bill.
01:05:30.000 Let me just kind of rattle this off.
01:05:31.000 We'll take the whole show to cover, okay?
01:05:33.000 You'd have to submit a notice to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives.
01:05:37.000 I call it Party City.
01:05:38.000 Notify the Attorney General.
01:05:40.000 Uh, when one wants to loan a firearm, if you want to do that.
01:05:43.000 There'd be a mandatory 24-hour training for obtaining a gun license.
01:05:47.000 There'd be an annual $800 gun insurance fee required.
01:05:51.000 An additional license for military-style weapons, which if you actually know the assault weapons ban act, just means a pistol grip versus a vertical grip.
01:05:56.000 And by the way, Joe Biden thinks anything that isn't Elmer Fudd's shotgun is a military-style assault weapon.
01:06:03.000 A ban on 10-round magazines, ban on .50 cal, which is just so, because she thinks that's an AR-15.
01:06:09.000 Try and fit it in.
01:06:10.000 She's just trying to fit in.
01:06:11.000 It won't fit!
01:06:12.000 The bullet will not fit!
01:06:14.000 That's because it's a round and that's the wrong gun.
01:06:16.000 You must not allow it.
01:06:19.000 You best not be sitting in first class.
01:06:20.000 That's mossy!
01:06:21.000 Does this one have kung fu grip?
01:06:22.000 Penalties?
01:06:23.000 Do you know what the penalties are?
01:06:24.000 $5,000 to $7,000.
01:06:24.000 Are you serious?
01:06:26.000 $5,000 to $7,000.
01:06:26.000 And this is the thing.
01:06:27.000 Who does this hurt the most?
01:06:28.000 Look, where are police response times the worst in the country?
01:06:32.000 In Detroit.
01:06:33.000 Where are people not able to afford private jets like John Kerry?
01:06:38.000 Or security details like Sheila Jackson Lee?
01:06:41.000 And so their Great Equalizer, namely for women and the weak and frail, is what has once been referred to as the Great Equalizer.
01:06:52.000 If you were to craft a bill to guarantee that women, black women, in inner cities have no defense from would-be rapists, you'd be hard-pressed to create something better than this.
01:07:06.000 Yeah, absolutely.
01:07:07.000 By the way, let's ask everybody who was in the Capitol building on January 6th if they would have felt better if they had had a sidearm with them because the Capitol police were overwhelmed.
01:07:15.000 You don't even have to go to the country to worry about response times.
01:07:17.000 Let's go to downtown LA during the riots this summer when the police basically left entire areas in New York and Chicago and Portland and Seattle.
01:07:26.000 It's just amazing to me when people say, oh, that's what the cops are for.
01:07:30.000 Have you ever had a situation where the cops didn't show up immediately like kazoo?
01:07:35.000 Like, what do you think just happens?
01:07:37.000 It's like, oh my god, someone's in my house!
01:07:39.000 And you're just gonna show up like, Will, you should've had a 45, dum-dum!
01:07:43.000 What do you think happens?
01:07:44.000 We'll be there in three to five minutes, good luck.
01:07:46.000 Or like Reginald Denny, who's now a penguin wrangler in the Arctic.
01:07:52.000 I'm trying to think, Reginald...Rambo, right?
01:07:54.000 No, Reginald.
01:07:55.000 Oh, Reginald pulled out of the truck!
01:07:57.000 Who am I to think he was trained to make things with bankability?
01:07:59.000 The Watts Riots, they gave him an old brick today.
01:08:00.000 Yeah, that's right, they pulled him out of there.
01:08:01.000 No, it's just, it's amazing!
01:08:02.000 These, this is something, look, we can't afford security details, okay?
01:08:06.000 We can't afford... I can't afford a private jet.
01:08:09.000 So I usually fly coach.
01:08:10.000 You're not John Kerry.
01:08:12.000 I can't afford... I usually steal first class.
01:08:17.000 I can't afford a private security detail everywhere I go.
01:08:22.000 So I have a Joe Louis, and I have some firearms.
01:08:25.000 These folks are so out of touch, they don't understand how the rest of America lives.
01:08:29.000 You're only convenient to them when they need some kind of a union voting bloc or to convince you that Trump voters are white supremacists.
01:08:36.000 Why do you think that there was lower black unemployment under Donald Trump than ever before?
01:08:40.000 Why do you think there was lower violence until the riots occurred under Donald Trump than ever before?
01:08:44.000 Because, truth, for as bombastic as he is, he's too bombastic to be paying attention to color.
01:08:51.000 He's like, all right, no taxes, what about black communities?
01:08:54.000 I don't care, they get the same thing.
01:08:57.000 They get the same thing as the white guys.
01:09:00.000 That's a novel approach.
01:09:02.000 That's strange.
01:09:03.000 And one thing that you really did hit on, though, is a lot of these fines, like the five to seven thousand dollars, these are based on their own ludicrous salaries that they can easily afford than what any other American can actually come up with.
01:09:15.000 $800 a year just to insure it.
01:09:17.000 But what do you get for the insurance, did it even say?
01:09:19.000 Well, listen, what do you expect?
01:09:21.000 You're talking about an administration that put more, this VP put more non-violent marijuana offenders behind bars than I can think of.
01:09:27.000 Well, they were good labor.
01:09:29.000 Yeah.
01:09:29.000 She's walking reefer madness, okay?
01:09:31.000 And now she wants to do an about-face.
01:09:33.000 And this is what they want her to do now.
01:09:34.000 They now want to strip minorities and people in communities who can't afford private security details and have bad police response times of even being able to exercise their god-given right to self-preservation.
01:09:44.000 I'm pissed off, so let's go.
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