Louder with Crowder - Are Haitians Really Eating Pets & Why Taylor Swift Endorsed Kamala Harris | Guest Tayler Hansen

00:00:04.000 Here in the Bolivian mountains, after a long day of work, nothing better than a cup of freshly brewed coffee.

00:00:08.000 of work.

00:00:10.000 Nothing better than a cup of coffee, 1775, freshly made.

00:00:14.000 And a vape.

00:00:28.000 Yes, I like it.

00:00:34.000 Me gusta.

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00:00:45.000 You're a stranger in love, that's what I know.

00:00:50.000 You're a stranger in love, I know the fall.

00:00:55.000 I'm in this feeling just for you.

00:01:20.000 Glad to be with you!

00:01:25.000 We have a really big show.

00:01:26.000 I am running on an hour and a half of sleep.

00:01:28.000 I timed it wrong, got messed up with the clock because of the debates, and then I fell asleep at 7, woke up at 8.30, and then never again.

00:01:35.000 So.

00:01:35.000 Oh boy.

00:01:36.000 Get the dumb button ready. 0.88

00:01:38.000 We have Taylor Hanson on the show, on the ground reporter, by the way, who's been doing some great work in Springfield, Ohio, because we will be revisiting the claim and the fact check, and then fact check and the fact check that no one is eating the cats or the dogs In Springfield, Illinois. 0.92

00:01:52.000 Not one person?

00:01:53.000 Turns out you only need one.

00:01:55.000 Not one?

00:01:56.000 And I love that because I love how Donald Trump, when you watch the debate, you could see him pause and decide he's going for it.

00:02:01.000 He's like, it's awful, what's happening?

00:02:05.000 They're eating the dogs! 0.90

00:02:08.000 He's like, screw it.

00:02:09.000 Yeah.

00:02:10.000 And we'll actually be revisiting the debate because, you know, we were here live with you and I said it was a wash.

00:02:14.000 I think that it overall was, but it may age pretty well, actually.

00:02:19.000 And we'll get into why that is.

00:02:21.000 And then a new, well, by the way, if you're watching on YouTube and at some point today, I guarantee you, you will see this. 0.98

00:02:28.000 Head on over to Rumble because we are doing a, and be ready for it, What a Piece of Shit segment, second edition on Taylor Swift. 0.97

00:02:36.000 And it's not about the fact that she's a celebrity, it's about the fact that she is, she is offering up advice that will cause irreparable harm to an entire generation of women. 0.99

00:02:46.000 Caveat, if they are not billionaires with two private jets.

00:02:50.000 That's not a lot of them, then.

00:02:52.000 It's a live show.

00:02:53.000 Weekdays, 10 a.m.

00:02:54.000 Eastern.

00:02:54.000 Just tune in if you're watching on Rumble.

00:02:56.000 And question of the day.

00:02:58.000 Send me your best recipe for family pet.

00:03:03.000 I have a very nice Lucky stroganoff.

00:03:07.000 It requires two cups chopped Lucky.

00:03:10.000 Is Lucky the rabbit?

00:03:11.000 Salt and pepper to taste.

00:03:13.000 Guinea pig pot roast.

00:03:14.000 Yes.

00:03:16.000 Goldfish shooters.

00:03:20.000 What you want to do is put it in a chili.

00:03:22.000 Chihuahua chili is delicious.

00:03:24.000 You don't know.

00:03:25.000 At that point, is this venison?

00:03:26.000 Is this beef?

00:03:27.000 Is it the family?

00:03:28.000 Is it the fifth member of the family?

00:03:30.000 Yeah, well...

00:03:32.000 Could be any.

00:03:33.000 Captain Morgan, number two, CEO, how are you?

00:03:36.000 I was better a few minutes ago.

00:03:37.000 Think about eating pets.

00:03:40.000 Remember our intern, Austin Choi?

00:03:40.000 How are you?

00:03:44.000 He was Korean, and he did eat dog.

00:03:47.000 Wait, what?

00:03:48.000 He did eat dog.

00:03:49.000 I made a joke about him.

00:03:50.000 I made a racist joke in the office about how he was probably going to eat dog.

00:03:52.000 He was like, it happened one time.

00:03:53.000 It was one time, and I spoke with his dad.

00:03:55.000 He's a doctor.

00:03:56.000 He's on the show.

00:03:57.000 He's like, yeah, we felt very bad.

00:03:58.000 His grandmother didn't tell him, and he was upset for weeks.

00:04:03.000 Hold on, this was a family meal?

00:04:04.000 Yes.

00:04:05.000 With a family dog?

00:04:06.000 Or some other random family dog.

00:04:06.000 Yes.

00:04:07.000 No, it wasn't a family dog.

00:04:08.000 It was a random stray, obviously.

00:04:10.000 They didn't have him pet it and snap its neck like it was the godfather.

00:04:13.000 Like an old yeller type of thing.

00:04:14.000 Yes, crazy, I didn't remember that.

00:04:16.000 Oh yeah, yeah, it was a joke, and then he spent like a half hour justifying it.

00:04:19.000 He was like, I didn't know, I didn't know.

00:04:20.000 He got real defensive.

00:04:21.000 Oh my gosh.

00:04:22.000 This night's dinner's old yeller curry.

00:04:23.000 That's exactly right.

00:04:26.000 My favorite kind of curry.

00:04:27.000 Exactly.

00:04:27.000 It's Szechuan Benji.

00:04:29.000 Hey, when you hear this, you know him.

00:04:31.000 You'll love him.

00:04:32.000 September 19th, he's going to be at the Big Laugh Comedy Club in Fort Worth, Texas.

00:04:35.000 Josh Feierstein, you good?

00:04:36.000 I'm good, I'm good.

00:04:37.000 I'm excited for Homeward Bound 4.

00:04:40.000 Getting out of Springfield.

00:04:44.000 You hear chants?

00:04:45.000 That sizzling wok is just over that mountain. 0.99

00:04:47.000 When I was a kid, we only had, I only saw the second one, Homeward Bound 2.

00:04:55.000 I had never seen the other ones.

00:04:57.000 I didn't think they existed.

00:04:57.000 I was like, oh, they just made a 2 for some reason.

00:04:59.000 Yeah, they're not retrieving Sassy from a waterfall, just a deep fryer.

00:05:06.000 I loved Homeward Bound.

00:05:08.000 It was a good movie.

00:05:09.000 It was a very good film.

00:05:10.000 You watch your mouth.

00:05:12.000 Shadow is a national hero.

00:05:13.000 The guy did his voice, the guy from Cocoon.

00:05:15.000 Don't listen to Gerald.

00:05:16.000 He loved Transformers 4.

00:05:17.000 No, I didn't.

00:05:18.000 It was not Transformers.

00:05:19.000 You and Taylor Swift, you're in good company.

00:05:21.000 And one.

00:05:21.000 Alright, let's move on because I don't know if you know this, Joe Biden is, you know, former Vice President Joe Biden is still allegedly former Vice President.

00:05:30.000 And again, we're going to re-examine the debate, some of the claims.

00:05:34.000 They seem to be aging well, just in a couple of days.

00:05:37.000 But remember, Donald Trump told, not just Kamala, but he told the rest of the country.

00:05:42.000 He let us in on a little secret as far as Joe Biden and Kamala.

00:05:45.000 You talk about a threat to democracy.

00:05:47.000 He got 14 million votes and they threw him out of office.

00:05:51.000 And you know what?

00:05:51.000 I'll give you a little secret.

00:05:52.000 He hates her. 0.78

00:05:53.000 He can't stand her. 1.00

00:05:55.000 Hates her.

00:05:57.000 That brings us to This Week in Biden. 0.98

00:06:00.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black. 0.98

00:06:03.000 Do you remember your name? 0.94

00:06:05.000 I don't remember my name. 1.00

00:06:07.000 You're an old fart. 0.99

00:06:07.000 I'm old. 0.99

00:06:11.000 Yeah, I know, man.

00:06:12.000 I'm an old guy. 1.00

00:06:13.000 And you're an old fart. 1.00

00:06:15.000 I know you wouldn't know about that. 1.00

00:06:17.000 There you go, man.

00:06:19.000 I need that hat.

00:06:20.000 You want my autograph?

00:06:22.000 Hell no.

00:06:23.000 Come on.

00:06:24.000 I ain't going that far. 0.98

00:06:26.000 Yeah, I mean, it's better if you were filthy. 0.98

00:06:28.000 There you go.

00:06:30.000 Remember, no eating dogs and cats.

00:06:35.000 Hey, you're good.

00:06:37.000 Thank you. 0.81

00:06:39.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black. 0.98

00:06:43.000 Yeah, uh, huh? 0.99

00:06:45.000 You know, he's a- He has a case of senioritis.

00:06:48.000 He's like, you know what?

00:06:49.000 I'm done. 0.98

00:06:49.000 They screwed me. 0.98

00:06:51.000 Whatever. 0.97

00:06:52.000 I was really open during, it's not concession, but sort of resignation, withdrawal speech. 1.00

00:06:57.000 Like, and that's why you have to vote for this bitch screwed me. 1.00

00:07:00.000 They're trying to steal democracy from you. 1.00

00:07:02.000 This is all, this is all a fake, but he can't.

00:07:04.000 Yeah, he can't.

00:07:05.000 He doesn't have the mental acuity to do so, but hey, you know what?

00:07:08.000 Good, good for him.

00:07:09.000 I think it's hilarious.

00:07:09.000 I love it.

00:07:10.000 I thought it was a Photoshop though.

00:07:11.000 The way the hat was on there.

00:07:13.000 I saw like a video of him putting the hat on.

00:07:14.000 I'm like, nah, that's not real either.

00:07:16.000 Yes.

00:07:17.000 Well, it was a bigger hat on a hat.

00:07:18.000 It was like a reverse-demented Russian nesting doll. 0.95

00:07:23.000 When I first heard about the clip, I thought that someone tricked him into it.

00:07:26.000 Like, here, wear this hat, and he was like, uh... No, he like, looked, he knew what it was.

00:07:30.000 Yeah, I thought he was like, oh, Route 66, what?

00:07:33.000 No, he can't read.

00:07:36.000 Actually, it's a good point. 0.99

00:07:38.000 I've never seen the old bastard with reading glasses. 0.99

00:07:40.000 They all need it at that point. 0.99

00:07:41.000 He's not, he's fake reading.

00:07:43.000 Hey, the one spot, you know, we have sponsors that are few and far between.

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00:07:52.000 A lot of coffee brands that paint themselves as patriotic and they just want to separate you from your dollar.

00:07:57.000 These people actually, they're the official coffee of Rumble, I believe, and they believe what they say, they support it, and their coffee is Awesome.

00:08:04.000 Don't get this one.

00:08:04.000 We just have it as a prop.

00:08:05.000 This is the ground coffee.

00:08:06.000 Don't get ground coffee.

00:08:06.000 Get the whole bean.

00:08:07.000 But their Peaberry coffee is great.

00:08:09.000 It's what we use in the office exclusively.

00:08:11.000 10% off.

00:08:13.000 1775coffee.com slash Crowder.

00:08:15.000 Let me know once you try it.

00:08:17.000 You're a coffee snob.

00:08:19.000 If you're looking for something where you want to go into a coffee house, you know, like you're part of the new Age of Enlightenment and be like, what's the single... No, if you want a very good cup of coffee that is interesting, but also something you can drink all day, that Peaberry is awesome.

00:08:32.000 And the ground coffee's good, too.

00:08:33.000 Obviously, you get the beans.

00:08:34.000 It's better with every brand, but... But if you don't have a grinder, then you're not a really... You have a grinder, Gerald.

00:08:41.000 No, it's true.

00:08:41.000 I'm a stripper.

00:08:45.000 That was his category in World of Warcraft.

00:08:48.000 I remember he kept sending it to me.

00:08:52.000 He maxed out his experience points on sluttiness.

00:08:55.000 You guys are worse than YouTube.

00:08:56.000 There's so many words I can't say because they'll clip it out of context.

00:09:01.000 That's the opposite of censorship though.

00:09:04.000 We're making sure people know what you say.

00:09:05.000 We're amplifying your words instead of suppressing them.

00:09:09.000 What? 0.97

00:09:09.000 Let your freak flag fly. 0.97

00:09:12.000 There is no freak flag.

00:09:13.000 I am not a stripper. 0.98

00:09:14.000 I'm not a stripper! 1.00

00:09:15.000 Go search him on Grindr, okay?

00:09:17.000 And the thing is... It's not real.

00:09:18.000 I know you're not gay. 0.97

00:09:19.000 You do it because you eat for free. 0.92

00:09:21.000 You show up, you have lunch, and then you go on your merry way. 0.99

00:09:24.000 It is just a bunch of homosexual blue balls all across the state of Texas. 1.00

00:09:29.000 I'll take the diet meatball plate. 0.99

00:09:31.000 We're gonna finish an artichoke dip.

00:09:32.000 See ya! 0.91

00:09:33.000 What the hell, Reed? 0.96

00:09:34.000 What are you talking about? 1.00

00:09:35.000 It is just a bunch of homosexual blue balls all across the state of Texas. 1.00

00:09:42.000 You're a heartbreaker, Gerald. 1.00

00:09:45.000 So, we were here.

00:09:47.000 Let me ask you now, in being able to review the debate, I still think it was, I don't

00:09:52.000 think it changed many people's minds.

00:09:54.000 I think that Donald Trump obviously, in my opinion, answered more substantively.

00:09:58.000 I think he took debate sometimes, that seems to be the consensus, but it has highlighted the bias of ABC, which we were reacting to live in real time.

00:10:06.000 I mean, Nick DiPaolo was losing his mind.

00:10:10.000 Also referred to Wolfie Goldberg as Warren Sapp.

00:10:12.000 That was so funny.

00:10:12.000 I woke up laughing.

00:10:15.000 I was right out here.

00:10:16.000 I was so afraid I was going to disrupt the show by laughing.

00:10:21.000 Oh, Nick.

00:10:22.000 But afterward, the media, and whenever they completely agree unanimously, because you can't find unanimous agreement on anything in 2024.

00:10:30.000 Yeah.

00:10:31.000 I mean, you have someone post to social media like, hey, babies are cute.

00:10:36.000 Doesn't matter what it is.

00:10:38.000 So when everyone says she clearly won this debate, where I believe it was a wash, and she certainly didn't answer with anything substantial, your antennae should go up.

00:10:47.000 And we want to revisit a couple of things.

00:10:48.000 But Democrats, of course, all, right after the debate, and we'll provide all these references, letterscouted.com, link in the description, Kamala the victor.

00:10:57.000 According to a CNN poll, 63% of people who watched last night's debate thought Vice President Kamala Harris won.

00:11:03.000 The other 37% spent today guarding their pets with their life.

00:11:11.000 He still has a show?

00:11:12.000 Yeah, he does.

00:11:13.000 Oh, it's pumped into my YouTube algorithm non-stop.

00:11:16.000 Still has a show, never had a personality.

00:11:18.000 Best quote ever is Norm MacDonald when he was interviewed on HuffPo live broadcast where Seth Meyers had criticized him.

00:11:24.000 He said, really?

00:11:25.000 Well, you know, that's really upsetting because whenever I'm writing comedy, I ask myself, what would Seth Meyers do?

00:11:36.000 So here's the thing they don't tell you.

00:11:37.000 That same poll, or at least a poll from CNN at the same time, people who watched the debate actually, and this is an interesting disconnect, favored Trump on the issue.

00:11:46.000 There was actually a net positive change.

00:11:49.000 So people said Kamala won the debate, but then on immigration, 56% said they favored Trump on the issue, whereas Kamala, only 33%.

00:11:57.000 The economy, 55% versus Kamala, 35%.

00:12:00.000 Rollo's commander-in-chief.

00:12:01.000 And now we're getting even more broad.

00:12:03.000 Kamala, 43%.

00:12:03.000 Trump, 49%.

00:12:06.000 And, uh, the interesting thing is that that tells you that there is media spin, right?

00:12:11.000 If people are saying, yeah, I think Kamala won the debate on the economy, Trump's better.

00:12:15.000 On immigration?

00:12:16.000 Commander-in-Chief?

00:12:16.000 Oh, Trump's better.

00:12:17.000 Yeah, Trump's better.

00:12:18.000 No, but you're right.

00:12:19.000 You're right.

00:12:19.000 That's what they're saying.

00:12:20.000 You're right.

00:12:21.000 I think Kamala won the debate.

00:12:23.000 That's what's happening there.

00:12:24.000 You cannot have that kind of a disconnect.

00:12:26.000 I think this is the first time in modern American history, at least that I can remember, We're on individual issues.

00:12:31.000 There is such a contrast between the favorability, and that is indicative of propaganda.

00:12:39.000 It's going along with, because the media is not telling these people, hey, Trump is off on the economy, right?

00:12:44.000 What they do say is, didn't she answer really well, right?

00:12:47.000 You saw Donald Trump was fact checked 11 times because he said that some states don't have limits on abortion.

00:12:51.000 There's at least six enshrined into law, for example, and far more with the exceptions being so broad that you can have an abortion all the way up until and including birth.

00:12:59.000 The fact checks were propaganda.

00:13:01.000 That's what is interesting to me.

00:13:04.000 And I think his performance is going to age better than in the moment you're going,

00:13:08.000 don't take the bait, don't take the bait.

00:13:09.000 Don't take the bait.

00:13:10.000 Yeah, I think he still missed some opportunities.

00:13:11.000 Yes, he did.

00:13:12.000 But with that poll, those numbers really shocked me.

00:13:14.000 Based on what I watched and what I heard immediately, I was thinking, okay, maybe he lost the debate,

00:13:18.000 but I don't know that it's gonna matter.

00:13:19.000 It wasn't a walk-off for her, obviously, but I just think he lost in the sense

00:13:23.000 that he missed some opportunities.

00:13:24.000 In the sense- And she performed better than expectation.

00:13:25.000 In the sense he could have locked up the election if it was a 90-10.

00:13:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:13:29.000 And if it's even a 50-50, 60-40, that wasn't enough.

00:13:32.000 The fight continues on.

00:13:33.000 Exactly.

00:13:34.000 And then I looked at the numbers, I'm like, wow, nobody bought it.

00:13:34.000 He does very well.

00:13:36.000 The issues that she won on, by the way, abortion and preserving democracy, are so far down on people.

00:13:42.000 Preserving democracy is a made-up thing.

00:13:45.000 Sorry, protecting democracy.

00:13:46.000 Which is just funny, because she did win by a lot!

00:13:49.000 This is the guy that supposedly tried to overthrow the government, and it was still close!

00:13:54.000 And, uh, by the way, also, Independents, uh, were tracking.

00:13:57.000 They had that real, like, live joystick thing.

00:13:59.000 You know, like Stephen Hawking.

00:13:59.000 The dials!

00:14:00.000 They're called the dials!

00:14:02.000 They were tracking with Trump throughout the entire debate.

00:14:05.000 So all the references, again, are available.

00:14:07.000 That is very interesting.

00:14:08.000 It shows you because the independents are leaning toward Donald Trump.

00:14:10.000 So if you want to take away from this, hey, people haven't made up their mind, where are they going?

00:14:14.000 Seems like they're going one direction.

00:14:16.000 Also, on TikTok, Donald Trump's closing statements has like four times the amount of views and six times the amount of likes compared to Kamala's.

00:14:26.000 16.7 million views to 1.3.

00:14:28.000 I believe these are the closing statements, right?

00:14:31.000 On the same profile, too.

00:14:32.000 16.7 million views to 3.9 million views.

00:14:34.000 The likes there.

00:14:34.000 Yeah.

00:14:35.000 So that's really interesting.

00:14:36.000 From the ABC News profile.

00:14:37.000 Right.

00:14:37.000 That's a good point.

00:14:38.000 So yeah, that's a good thing.

00:14:39.000 Yeah.

00:14:39.000 Because supposedly Kamala Harris is doing so well with that demographic and age group and TikTok.

00:14:44.000 She's just been doing, it's Brad Summer. 0.96

00:14:45.000 It's all this other crap that you've been hearing about. 0.98

00:14:47.000 And you see that and it's like, wow, he's dominating. 0.99

00:14:50.000 Yeah.

00:14:50.000 Right.

00:14:51.000 Don't use that word because I'll say you're sexist.

00:14:53.000 Dominating?

00:14:54.000 This isn't your Grindr profile, Gerald. 0.97

00:14:56.000 I'll be dominating you. 0.97

00:14:59.000 That's his username on Grindr.

00:15:01.000 The Dominator.

00:15:02.000 It's like a little on the nose.

00:15:03.000 But it's like D-O-M-I-N-8. 1.00

00:15:05.000 Number 8.

00:15:05.000 What if it's true?

00:15:07.000 I don't dominate men.

00:15:09.000 There we go.

00:15:09.000 Unless it's in sports.

00:15:10.000 Thank you, Gerald.

00:15:11.000 Walking right into it.

00:15:12.000 Dominate men.

00:15:12.000 Water sports.

00:15:13.000 We can clip that, right?

00:15:15.000 I've got gonorrhea too.

00:15:16.000 We are children.

00:15:23.000 Yes, we are.

00:15:25.000 By the way, remember this, one third of the United States adults under the age of 30, a lot of them get their news from TikTok.

00:15:31.000 Oh lord.

00:15:32.000 I remember when people were complaining that adults got their news from the Daily Show.

00:15:36.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:15:36.000 Yes.

00:15:37.000 TikTok?

00:15:38.000 We're all gonna know how to dance and die.

00:15:40.000 Suicide is never the answer, but sometimes it is one of many viable answers.

00:15:47.000 I thought you were going to go to a cliff.

00:15:48.000 There's a suicide cliff? 0.99

00:15:51.000 No, I'm going to slap you by suicideforce.com. 0.99

00:15:54.000 It's like the suicide smokey bear. 0.99

00:15:56.000 Only you can prevent the degradation of our country through TikTok.

00:16:03.000 Travel to Japan.

00:16:04.000 Best suicide forest in the world.

00:16:05.000 By the way, did you know that Japan has a crazy amount of bear attacks?

00:16:08.000 Do they?

00:16:09.000 Yeah, like 200-something bears.

00:16:10.000 In the suicide forest?

00:16:11.000 No, not in the suicide forest.

00:16:13.000 I betcha their bears can wield katanas. 0.98

00:16:17.000 At that point, they're scavengers.

00:16:19.000 They're just foraging.

00:16:21.000 I bet you Japanese bears bow to you before they maul you.

00:16:25.000 There's like 200-something attacks in Japan because their median age there is 48 years old.

00:16:30.000 People are moving out from the rural areas into the cities, the younger people.

00:16:33.000 And now there are more bears.

00:16:34.000 They're moving in from the mountains down to the lowlands.

00:16:36.000 They're attacking so many people.

00:16:38.000 This sounds like a Little Red Riding Hood.

00:16:43.000 I'm not gonna eat you.

00:16:45.000 My, Kazuki Fujita, what a sharp of teeth you have. 0.98

00:16:50.000 It's better to eat you with my deer! 1.00

00:16:53.000 I hear the meat is more tender after you commit sufuku.

00:16:58.000 I wait for you.

00:17:00.000 Continue for honor.

00:17:03.000 I wanna see that sumo match.

00:17:05.000 Just a guy and a bear.

00:17:06.000 Grandma, why your hair arms are so furry? 0.99

00:17:12.000 I'm looking for CNN.

00:17:16.000 Don't talk about Ms.

00:17:17.000 Collins that way, man!

00:17:22.000 Sometimes it's investigative journalism. 0.99

00:17:23.000 Sometimes it's this horseshit. 0.92

00:17:24.000 I apologize. 0.93

00:17:25.000 But, I don't.

00:17:27.000 I don't.

00:17:27.000 And if you want to support us, hey, you want to be a part of the Mug Club Army as we go into election night this season, sign up at MugClubArmy.com.

00:17:34.000 It's closed circuit.

00:17:34.000 It's a mailing list.

00:17:35.000 You won't get any ads.

00:17:36.000 You won't get any spam.

00:17:38.000 You won't even get any updates outside of how you can actively take a role.

00:17:42.000 What are we still left in?

00:17:43.000 Superside Japanese bears?

00:17:46.000 Now I'm thinking about Goldilocks and the three Japanese bears.

00:17:51.000 My porridge is too cold!

00:17:54.000 Why you give me cold porridge?

00:17:57.000 Bring great shame to family porridge.

00:18:01.000 Oh, this one is just right.

00:18:02.000 He's okay.

00:18:04.000 Goldilocks just leaves because she doesn't want to sit on the floor. 1.00

00:18:08.000 Can you eat my porridge on the floor?

00:18:12.000 Is this floor porridge?

00:18:14.000 I'm sorry.

00:18:16.000 We have serious stories.

00:18:18.000 If you go into the woods today, you're in for a big surprise!

00:18:23.000 Can't do the Big Bad Wolf.

00:18:24.000 They're all paper houses.

00:18:25.000 They just blow down.

00:18:27.000 There's also no bears in that story!

00:18:29.000 No, I changed stories!

00:18:31.000 I went to the next story.

00:18:32.000 See what I did there?

00:18:33.000 You're mixing them.

00:18:35.000 I'm mixing them.

00:18:36.000 It's called killing jokes, folks.

00:18:37.000 You can also find bears on Gerald's Grindr profile.

00:18:42.000 Beto's Bears.

00:18:43.000 Beto's Bears.

00:18:43.000 That's it.

00:18:45.000 I was freezed from Applebee's two-for-twenty spinach autotune from Dominator Bear.

00:18:50.000 It's you!

00:18:52.000 It was always you.

00:18:53.000 Alright.

00:18:56.000 So Taylor Swift.

00:18:58.000 Let's get into this because it's not just that she's a celebrity who's endorsed Kamala Harris.

00:19:03.000 That's no surprise.

00:19:04.000 No problem with the fact that she's a billionaire.

00:19:06.000 No problem with the fact that she has the worst carbon footprint of any human being on earth. 1.00

00:19:09.000 We'll get to it.

00:19:09.000 That's true.

00:19:09.000 What?

00:19:11.000 The issue is that she is a billionaire out of touch with reality who is offering horrible advice to people out there that would create an entire generation of miserable, unfulfilled young women in particular. 1.00

00:19:26.000 She is a cautionary tale when you take away the celebrity and the billions of dollars. 0.99

00:19:31.000 And look, It's always surprising to me that Disney in these films will say, you know, what matters is family, and material possessions don't mean a thing.

00:19:38.000 But then, of course, they are so proud of Taylor Swift.

00:19:42.000 It's like, well, hold on.

00:19:42.000 If what matters most is family and relationships, it seems to me like you're simply pointing to the prototype as someone who has more material goods.

00:19:51.000 So, uh, here is actually, um, we have.

00:19:53.000 All right.

00:20:07.000 So number two.

00:20:08.000 We had to dump that, really?

00:20:10.000 Yeah, because YouTube said you can't insult people for immutable characteristics.

00:20:15.000 Well, didn't they cite this segment specifically and say, don't do that again? 0.66

00:20:19.000 I think also Don Lemon, because they were like, that one's worse because he's gay. 1.00

00:20:21.000 I was like, well, no. 0.53

00:20:22.000 It's people they like, you know.

00:20:24.000 You can say Steven Crowder is yada yada yada.

00:20:27.000 But you can't say Taylor Swift is... She's an icon, you know.

00:20:27.000 Sure.

00:20:30.000 Yeah.

00:20:30.000 That's what you say about me, you know.

00:20:32.000 It's a good chance it's true.

00:20:36.000 Yeah, can confirm. 1.00

00:20:41.000 Get me a sweet potato, bitch. 1.00

00:20:45.000 135 degrees internal temperature. 1.00

00:20:48.000 Are you the one that makes these potatoes? 1.00

00:20:49.000 Yes, on my knees, bitch. 1.00

00:20:50.000 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:20:51.000 But that's more of a role.

00:20:52.000 It's more of a role playing.

00:20:53.000 Yeah, it's for fun.

00:20:57.000 We're both beneficiaries in that transaction.

00:21:00.000 It's true.

00:21:01.000 So, Swift made her endorsement in an Instagram post.

00:21:05.000 She said, I will be casting my vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

00:21:08.000 Surprise!

00:21:10.000 I am voting for Kamala Harris because she fights for the rights and causes I believe need a warrior to champion them.

00:21:15.000 I think she's steady-handed and a gifted leader and I believe we can accomplish so much more in this country if we are led by calm and not chaos.

00:21:22.000 I was heartened, here's the kicker, and impressed by her selection of running mate, Tim Walz, who has been standing for LGBTQ plus rights, IVF, and a woman's right to her own body for decades.

00:21:34.000 With love and hope, Taylor Swift, childless cat lady.

00:21:40.000 Okay, so Taylor, we'll start with this before we get into it.

00:21:43.000 Just go and tell your followers to vote for Kamala Harris.

00:21:51.000 I'm not gay!

00:21:54.000 See how it feels?

00:21:55.000 Is that a phantom? 0.98

00:21:58.000 Oh no, it's a homophobic bear! 0.99

00:22:01.000 Watch out! 0.98

00:22:01.000 A phantom? 0.98

00:22:02.000 Oh no, it's a homophobic bear! 0.99

00:22:04.000 Oh no, watch out! 0.98

00:22:05.000 Yay! 0.99

00:22:07.000 Um...

00:22:09.000 She's gonna be mad at us. 0.89

00:22:11.000 She had to wipe that, remember, from the memory.

00:22:12.000 You can't say you'll weaponize gayness.

00:22:16.000 You can't find the original video.

00:22:17.000 You can only find little clips like that of her saying it.

00:22:20.000 I looked.

00:22:21.000 I looked.

00:22:22.000 So, look, childless cat lady. 1.00

00:22:24.000 Okay.

00:22:25.000 It's funny, and I get that some people are offended, but you know what?

00:22:29.000 There's a point there that's important to be made.

00:22:32.000 So let's go through a few key facts here, and this is why this magazine, hopefully we'll offer some advice that is a little more productive.

00:22:38.000 All the references are available as far as the studies, the data that we will be presenting today.

00:22:42.000 Link in the description.

00:22:43.000 Here's a key fact to start this off.

00:22:46.000 Taylor Swift, and this is not just, it's not to say that celebrities are not entitled to opinions, of course they are, and it's not to say that some celebrities are not educated.

00:22:54.000 Some of them are, and some of them are actually informed, and some of them, by the way, are even informed and I still disagree with them, but I accept those key facts.

00:23:03.000 Taylor Swift is none of those things.

00:23:06.000 And you add on top of that, she's worth enough money to not care about any or to not be affected by any of the consequences of a Kamala Walls presidency, vice presidency, right? 0.85

00:23:18.000 And you even see this in the polls.

00:23:19.000 People think Donald Trump will be better in the economy for a reason.

00:23:21.000 They're buying groceries.

00:23:21.000 Why?

00:23:23.000 Taylor Swift is not.

00:23:25.000 She's worth over a billion dollars, right? 0.95

00:23:27.000 And she grew up well off, the criticism that you have against Donald Trump.

00:23:30.000 Both parents were in the financial industry.

00:23:31.000 She's not going to be affected by inflation, by open borders, by skyrocketing crime, despite the fact that Kamala Harris tries to quote the FBI because at least one-third of crime statistics are not reported at all, so they tweak those numbers. 0.97

00:23:42.000 She's not going to be affected, I know, what you think, surprisingly, by taxes in the same way that you will.

00:23:47.000 She probably won't be affected as negatively by wars.

00:23:50.000 For example, because she has no sons who may be drawn into war.

00:23:55.000 Or, you know, she also... One of the things she has to worry about is when she drops a song about Travis Kelce after they break up.

00:24:02.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:24:03.000 Don't say that.

00:24:04.000 People's hearts are breaking right now.

00:24:06.000 Yes.

00:24:06.000 I'm a Charter fan.

00:24:07.000 Break up.

00:24:08.000 Let the Chiefs suffer.

00:24:11.000 Think about that for a second.

00:24:11.000 And this is the thing, too.

00:24:12.000 Childless cat lady. 0.99

00:24:14.000 Yeah.

00:24:14.000 War.

00:24:16.000 War.

00:24:16.000 This is a key issue.

00:24:17.000 This is what J.D.

00:24:18.000 Vance was saying.

00:24:18.000 That, hey, you are not affected.

00:24:20.000 You don't have the same investment in the future if you have no children.

00:24:24.000 And that is true.

00:24:26.000 That is true.

00:24:26.000 And this is, by the way, something that a lot of women take for granted.

00:24:29.000 Men go to war often for you.

00:24:33.000 Wars are pretty much fought Over, over land?

00:24:37.000 That's what it is!

00:24:37.000 And snatch!

00:24:39.000 That's what, it's not right!

00:24:40.000 That's what they took concubines back in the day! 1.00

00:24:42.000 Men will go and fight wars for women! 1.00

00:24:45.000 That's what, and it's just, and it's honestly, it's dumb, it's kind of dumbfounding to me when you look back throughout history and look at the pictures of the women, like the women back then as far as how attractive they were.

00:24:55.000 These people were dying for that? 0.76

00:24:57.000 Yeah, that's kind of crazy.

00:24:58.000 There's a lot of, uh... You ever actually read a transcript where people are describing a beautiful woman, like in the 1800s?

00:25:05.000 And her skin was so fair, and her teeth, and you see a picture, she's like... She has the teeth of a diseased badger. 0.99

00:25:13.000 They could build a dam! 0.95

00:25:15.000 Well, the painters kind of sucked in that period. 0.98

00:25:18.000 I think Marie Antoinette just had stinky hair. 1.00

00:25:21.000 Let's relieve you of that. 0.99

00:25:22.000 Just chop that thing off. 1.00

00:25:24.000 I'm not dying for you. 0.98

00:25:25.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:25:26.000 How attractive was Helena? 1.00

00:25:28.000 Yeah, she was probably a six. 1.00

00:25:30.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:25:31.000 Let's go.

00:25:31.000 Let's cross the sea.

00:25:31.000 Well, screw it.

00:25:32.000 I'm going to be martyred for a six. 0.99

00:25:34.000 I'm going home. 0.98

00:25:35.000 I think they killed Joan of Arc not because they found out she was a woman, but like she was just ugly. 0.88

00:25:40.000 She was built like a boat. 0.98

00:25:42.000 That's why she was named Arc.

00:25:43.000 She was shooting arrows at us. 1.00

00:25:45.000 More like Joan of Bark. 0.99

00:25:46.000 You think we should burn old Boatface alive over there? 1.00

00:25:52.000 Some people think that the witch trials were just ugly bitches being burned. 1.00

00:25:57.000 Clear in house. 1.00

00:25:59.000 Yeah, we don't want you.

00:26:00.000 You were casting a spell to make our town significantly less attractive.

00:26:04.000 It was you!

00:26:08.000 So, anyway, we've made our point there. 1.00

00:26:13.000 Here's another fact that is important with Taylor Swift, and this is why she's such a piece of shit. 1.00

00:26:19.000 She only offers advice that will be harmful to people to justify her own life's 1.00

00:26:27.000 decisions. Now, of course, you have the right to make those decisions. And this is,

00:26:31.000 there are always exceptions to the rule, to be clear. Yep, there are some unmarried women who have 0.99

00:26:39.000 cats, who are successful, that is not lost on me, but that is not the majority of

00:26:44.000 people out there.

00:26:45.000 It's like an alcoholic who says, ah, it's all right to have a, you know, a drink every now and then, you know, at every meal.

00:26:51.000 You're like, oh, I don't know.

00:26:53.000 It feels like you're saying that because you want to make it okay for you to do that.

00:26:56.000 Right.

00:26:56.000 Justifying your own behavior.

00:26:58.000 Justifying that Irish whiskey.

00:27:00.000 Breakfast.

00:27:00.000 Yes.

00:27:01.000 And Taylor Swift.

00:27:02.000 Is single?

00:27:04.000 By choice.

00:27:05.000 I believe this woman has a compulsion. 0.99

00:27:07.000 She will only date exclusively current A-list actors.

00:27:12.000 The reason she is single is not because, oh, love has evaded her.

00:27:17.000 It's because, again, she is the cautionary tale of chasing the wrong thing.

00:27:17.000 No!

00:27:21.000 Fame.

00:27:22.000 Material goods.

00:27:23.000 Right?

00:27:23.000 Instead of meaningful relationships.

00:27:26.000 And you know this is true.

00:27:28.000 And this advice doesn't apply to Americans across the board.

00:27:30.000 How do you think that a 34-year-old American, Taylor Swift's age, out there right now, is going to do better, you know, if she basically is living out her equivalent of Taylor Swift, they won't be A-list stars, but simply trying to bag the hottest guy in the bar at night for social clout?

00:27:46.000 Or Finding a man who loves her, settling, having children who are thrilled to see her come home or stay at home.

00:27:53.000 The statistics reflect one reality.

00:27:56.000 So a lot of people go, oh, I can be Taylor Swift, but you're not a billionaire.

00:28:01.000 Who gets to date exclusively, let me go through the list.

00:28:02.000 Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Tom Hiddleston, Joe Jonas, Harry Styles, Connor Ken- R.F.K.

00:28:09.000 Jr.' 's son, Connor Kennedy.

00:28:10.000 What?

00:28:11.000 Which was kind of surprising.

00:28:12.000 That's like the only non-A-list celebrity there.

00:28:15.000 She needed him for backup on her album.

00:28:17.000 Is that R.F.K.

00:28:19.000 Jr.?

00:28:22.000 Let me clear my throat.

00:28:23.000 I got teardrops on my guitar.

00:28:28.000 Shake it off!

00:28:29.000 Shake! 1.00

00:28:33.000 Shake it off!

00:28:34.000 Bad lad!

00:28:36.000 So, she wants to tell, she's encouraging young women to adopt a lifestyle that will lead to, statistically, and it's the same issue with the transgender, the LGBTQAIIP, which she uses unironically, the suicide rate doesn't get better if you transition.

00:28:52.000 Right.

00:28:53.000 It's still around a 40-something percent attempted suicide rate.

00:28:53.000 Okay?

00:28:56.000 American slaves don't have that kind of a suicide rate.

00:28:57.000 Jews in the Holocaust don't have that kind of a suicide rate, but we're to believe that it's because temporarily they couldn't take a dump in the right bathroom in a Target. 0.58

00:29:02.000 Okay.

00:29:03.000 I said she.

00:29:04.000 Yes.

00:29:05.000 The point is you are encouraging, and I don't mean bad behavior, okay?

00:29:10.000 I'm not just making a judgment that I think it's better to have family.

00:29:14.000 That I think it's better or more fulfilling to have children.

00:29:19.000 Or to have a meaningful social circle as opposed to acquaintances in industry.

00:29:24.000 That's not me making a... Statistically, that is true.

00:29:26.000 Younger people who do the exact opposite of what Taylor Swift does will be happier.

00:29:34.000 Childless cat lady. 0.99

00:29:34.000 Okay? 0.99

00:29:36.000 Unmarried women. 0.99

00:29:37.000 There, by the way, the left's most loyal voting bloc, to be clear.

00:29:41.000 There is a stark contrast between married women and unmarried women. 0.99

00:29:45.000 And here's a reality.

00:29:46.000 Married people with children are much happier.

00:29:50.000 Overall, married people 30% happier than unmarried people.

00:29:53.000 Percent of women in the age bracket of 18 to 55 who say they are very happy with children, 40%.

00:29:59.000 Without children, 22%.

00:30:02.000 Loneliness is the leading cause of depression among middle-aged females.

00:30:06.000 We know that there is often more SSRI use, psychotropic drug use, with middle-aged women.

00:30:15.000 And if you want to talk about, hey, you're not a billionaire, married women are more successful economically. 0.99

00:30:20.000 It's one of the greatest indicators as to not only building wealth, but stability, happiness, health metrics.

00:30:27.000 So, if she says be a childless catlet, look, we can't, for example, I can't say on YouTube that, ah, you know, the occasional celebratory cigar is okay, because that could be harmful.

00:30:38.000 In the UK, they are now actually throttling fitness videos.

00:30:42.000 You guys can bring that up, Mission Control.

00:30:43.000 They're throttling fitness videos because they think it may cause harm to self-esteem through people having a negative self-body image.

00:30:50.000 But you can champion the cause.

00:30:52.000 To millions of young women across the country, hey, yeah, do all of the things that will make you less happy. 1.00

00:31:00.000 And we just turn a blind eye as though we don't recognize what everything she's saying are shallow things.

00:31:04.000 Yeah, and she's encouraging this loneliness, but here's the thing is, like you said, she is a billionaire and stuff like that, you could fall back on your money, but the biggest thing is she has so many people that love her.

00:31:11.000 Right.

00:31:12.000 Literally love her.

00:31:13.000 You're not her, right?

00:31:15.000 You can't just go, oh, I'm sad because I don't have anybody or anything.

00:31:19.000 Let me just go to my adoring fans and remind myself that I'm loved.

00:31:23.000 You can't do that because you're at home.

00:31:24.000 Well, but I guarantee you also that that's not enough, right?

00:31:27.000 So what Taylor Swift is doing, she's going to have that moment, probably has that moment often where you look around, kind of like Tom Brady said, after winning Super Bowls, being named the MVP, just all the money, all the fame in the world.

00:31:38.000 I think he was married to Gisele at the time, like supermodel wife.

00:31:41.000 And he's like, there's got to be more to life than this.

00:31:43.000 That's where she is going, and she's probably had moments where she's there, but she's giving people advice to say, hey, the most fulfilling thing that you can possibly do in life, women, is have a family, right? 1.00

00:31:54.000 There's a ton of other things that are fulfilling, so don't get me wrong saying that that's the only thing.

00:31:54.000 It is.

00:31:58.000 And by the way, of course some women can't conceive, and I understand that.

00:32:01.000 What's gonna happen though?

00:32:04.000 Can we be adults here? 0.99

00:32:05.000 I understand there are exceptions to the rule, but the truth is, most of you are not billionaire boss bitches! 1.00

00:32:12.000 Crazy cat ladies are sad for a reason. 1.00

00:32:14.000 Look, let's do it.

00:32:15.000 Let me make two points here, okay?

00:32:17.000 Before we get on to the climate hypocrisy.

00:32:19.000 She is the single biggest carbon emitter of any human being on Earth. 0.96

00:32:22.000 Three years running, that's true.

00:32:24.000 But...

00:32:25.000 First off, the policy, right?

00:32:26.000 The left is encouraging this as a matter of policy, childless cat lady, okay?

00:32:30.000 So, if J.D.

00:32:31.000 Vance says, hey, I think it's better for our country to strengthen families, a nuclear family, because that's the bedrock, you know, the building blocks of our communities before state and federal government, local government, before that you have the family, right?

00:32:41.000 That would mean that the party would want to encourage that kind of a culture. 0.91

00:32:46.000 If you have a party saying, childless cat ladies are boss bitches, that would mean they want to encourage that as part of a culture. 1.00

00:32:52.000 I've said this before, if the Republicans are the party of the rich, Which we know is not true, but again, you don't win it with just the billionaire vote, right? 0.96

00:33:00.000 That gives you like five.

00:33:01.000 That would mean that you would need a significant portion of Americans to be wealthy enough to vote Republican.

00:33:09.000 If the Democrats are the party of the poor, and by that we mean people who don't pay federal taxes, we don't mean middle class, we mean poor, we mean non-contributors, then they need you to stay poor.

00:33:17.000 Otherwise, If they bring you into success, they've now brought you out of their voting block.

00:33:23.000 It's the same thing here.

00:33:25.000 Even if you don't like what J.D.

00:33:26.000 Vance has said, he is saying, yeah, I would like to, if I could, encourage this kind of a lifestyle because I believe that it is better for America and for individuals.

00:33:36.000 Of course, they should make their own decisions.

00:33:38.000 Democrats are saying, you will be just as happy as a childless cat lady at 35 as you would if you had a family and meaningful relationships.

00:33:46.000 No, here's another point that, well, Gerald, you were about to say something.

00:33:50.000 No, I just think it's terrible to give that kind of advice to people, because you and I both know, like, when you have kids, life changes.

00:33:55.000 Yes.

00:33:56.000 Right?

00:33:56.000 Your perspective on the world changes.

00:33:58.000 Your fulfillment, the joy in your life, the difficulty in your life, like, it makes you a less selfish person.

00:34:03.000 For society, that's a good thing.

00:34:04.000 Yeah.

00:34:05.000 And I understand maybe, you know, the pendulum swings.

00:34:07.000 My parents got married when they were 15 and 16 years old, respectively.

00:34:10.000 Probably too young.

00:34:10.000 And probably a little bit young, but back then they were so much more mature, right?

00:34:13.000 You talk about that.

00:34:14.000 My sister, I think, got married at 18.

00:34:15.000 So in my generation, they got married earlier.

00:34:18.000 The pendulum swung way too far the other way.

00:34:20.000 People are being told that there's happiness down there, and it's not true.

00:34:20.000 Yes.

00:34:23.000 Yes, you want to wait a little while, that's fine.

00:34:25.000 Yeah.

00:34:26.000 But you want to wait until your 30s or 40s because you think you can go pursue all these other things in life?

00:34:30.000 That's not fine.

00:34:31.000 Well, let's go through the most extreme examples to make a point, okay?

00:34:36.000 People like Taylor Swift that talk about the patriarchy.

00:34:38.000 All right.

00:34:39.000 So let's say that you're a young woman and you did it the patriarchy's way at one point in time.

00:34:44.000 And let's just go back to, you know, what many people view as an era in the United States that had a lot of good.

00:34:50.000 I get it, people are still racist, but like the 50s, okay?

00:34:53.000 This is when the American dream kind of came to be post-World War II.

00:34:56.000 So you're a woman, And you go to school, but you pick something like nursing, or teaching, or you become a secretary, a job that offers you flexibility so that you can spend more time with your children, where they're happy, or you stay at home, and you have one earner in the household, or one primary provider in the household, and it's a nuclear relationship, a traditional American family.

00:35:15.000 Statistically, we know how that would look as far as happiness.

00:35:18.000 Okay.

00:35:19.000 You do it that way.

00:35:20.000 That's the patriarchy's way. 0.98

00:35:22.000 Right?

00:35:22.000 We don't want to do it that way.

00:35:23.000 Do it the way that the left, today, has encouraged you to do it, as far as being a strong, independent woman.

00:35:29.000 Go and get a degree in liberal arts, gender studies, creative arts.

00:35:36.000 Riddle yourself with debt.

00:35:37.000 Hopefully the government will absolve you of it, to become a social worker, or a 9-to-5 worker until you're in your 30s, past your biological window, and instead of children, you get cats.

00:35:47.000 If the patriarchy is so evil, some of you may be saying, bring a little bit of that evil over here.

00:35:54.000 You do have to look at the results.

00:35:56.000 And let's go, speaking of results, let's go to another key fact here. 0.70

00:35:59.000 And this is a big reason as to why... Not just a climate hypocrite, to be clear on climate change.

00:36:11.000 I understand we all emit carbon, right? 0.73

00:36:13.000 I get it.

00:36:13.000 We all do.

00:36:14.000 She has made decisions Two, engage in more carbon emitting activities when she does not have to.

00:36:24.000 She's worth over a billion dollars. 1.00

00:36:26.000 Yeah.

00:36:27.000 At what point, and this is always my question, at what point does it cross over into greed in the Disney film?

00:36:30.000 Like, hey, if you could be worth nine hundred million dollars and not be the biggest carbon emitter as an individual human being on earth, Would that be okay?

00:36:40.000 What point does it cross over into greed?

00:36:41.000 Nah, I gotta get my latte from the original Starbucks on a pike in Seattle. 1.00

00:36:48.000 2022, 2023, and she's on track for this in 2024, she is the person with the single largest carbon footprint of anybody on earth.

00:36:56.000 That's not, that's not, hey, you say climate change, but you drive an SUV because you have a big family.

00:37:02.000 No, that's She has two private jets. 1.00

00:37:07.000 She's riding them like skis. 1.00

00:37:09.000 This is what we're talking about.

00:37:10.000 There's no need to.

00:37:12.000 Exactly.

00:37:15.000 Let me show you, and I know some of you, by the way, for that little... That was a dance move, by the way.

00:37:18.000 Yes, it was.

00:37:19.000 He's not good at it.

00:37:19.000 That little graph that said this was the least, the most radical, right, least factually based show.

00:37:24.000 Do you see that out there?

00:37:24.000 Look, we're the only show that provides references.

00:37:26.000 They put us to the right.

00:37:26.000 Oh, yeah.

00:37:27.000 That, because we showed that to go, Taylor Swift never rode two jets.

00:37:31.000 She didn't.

00:37:33.000 We fact-checked it, and we actually sent out an intern to see if this was physically possible.

00:37:37.000 He's dead.

00:37:40.000 They tried in Afghanistan.

00:37:40.000 But he tried.

00:37:41.000 But here's, yes, here's...

00:37:44.000 I thought that was hilarious.

00:37:45.000 Here's the real reference.

00:37:47.000 This is actually how Swift's two private jets covered over 178,000 miles in 2023 alone.

00:37:52.000 This is real.

00:37:54.000 Okay.

00:37:54.000 It's not bad.

00:37:56.000 Ah!

00:38:02.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:38:03.000 Looks like my kid's drawing.

00:38:05.000 Yes! What is...

00:38:07.000 It looks like the back of a four-year-old's placemat.

00:38:14.000 What did she... 0.99

00:38:16.000 She went over, I couldn't see it, it was so fast.

00:38:18.000 Did she go over to Asia for one show?

00:38:20.000 Yes.

00:38:20.000 No, she went over for multiple.

00:38:21.000 Here's the thing she did.

00:38:22.000 She went over, came back, and then went back. 0.96

00:38:25.000 Just like, grouped them together!

00:38:26.000 Because she wanted to watch her boyfriend in the Super Bowl.

00:38:29.000 But it's like, you could have just not done that.

00:38:33.000 One show, you couldn't say, the fans have to see me.

00:38:35.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:38:36.000 You're rich enough you could literally have a hologram placed in a box like Obi-Wan Kenobi so that they could see you there and feel you, but you don't have to travel on a private jet.

00:38:47.000 Mostly lip-syncing anyway, just get a body double. 1.00

00:38:49.000 Also, if you watch that graph, you'll notice that even she was like, I'm not going to San Francisco.

00:38:55.000 No, I know they're rich.

00:38:57.000 I'm not doing a show there.

00:38:58.000 For comparison, the average American emits 13.7 tons of CO2.

00:39:01.000 Taylor Swift, 8,000 tons.

00:39:02.000 That's 583 times more than you.

00:39:02.000 W-2, Taylor Swift 8,000 tons, that's 583 times more than you.

00:39:09.000 But hey, the world needs Taylor Swift.

00:39:13.000 And again, I don't care.

00:39:15.000 I don't care if she was... I couldn't care less if she had 19 private jets and she was dumping every bottle of Crisco that she could find in the Gulf. 1.00

00:39:22.000 The shrimp will be fine!

00:39:23.000 They're fine now!

00:39:24.000 It was overblown!

00:39:25.000 If Jesus Christ was here right now, traveling the world doing miracles and helping people, Leftists would be mad at him for that carbon footprint.

00:39:32.000 They'd be like, come on, take it easy.

00:39:34.000 It's like, can I race the dead guy?

00:39:36.000 Could you fly first class?

00:39:37.000 Could you jet share?

00:39:39.000 For crying out loud, half the biggest banes in the world flew commercial because, well, at that point, they didn't want to get buddy hollied.

00:39:44.000 That's true.

00:39:45.000 Not the problem anymore.

00:39:46.000 I understand that.

00:39:47.000 And here's something else.

00:39:49.000 You can emit much less carbon in the digital age as an artist.

00:39:54.000 That's true.

00:39:56.000 Except, because it's true, except Taylor Swift has decided to go all in on producing more giant vinyl records.

00:40:06.000 than anyone in modern American history.

00:40:08.000 She sold 5.2 million LPs in 2022 and 23 alone.

00:40:14.000 To give you an idea, one vinyl LP creates about two and a half pounds of CO2.

00:40:19.000 That means if you just add those physical LPs together, you have 6,000 additional tons of CO2 in the United States in only two years.

00:40:27.000 That's 438 times the average American's carbon emissions in two years!

00:40:34.000 You couldn't just make it a download?

00:40:36.000 How many hipsters with Cranky Kong record players are out there? 1.00

00:40:41.000 At least five million.

00:40:44.000 And by the way, and she's even worse. 1.00

00:40:46.000 It's like, I want them to have a physical CD.

00:40:48.000 Okay, so you don't really care about the turtles choking on straws.

00:40:51.000 All right, let's go with that.

00:40:52.000 And I also want to make 19 different versions of the same album physically as a record and a CD so that it becomes a collector's item.

00:41:00.000 She had 35 separate physical products. 0.71

00:41:03.000 As far as just the album, Midnightz.

00:41:05.000 Midnightz!

00:41:06.000 Sorry, I meant to... Midnightz!

00:41:07.000 Seriously?

00:41:09.000 Yeah, there's a different version, and this version, and that version, and I'm sure there's some kind of figurine, you can get a CD, you can get a record, I'm sure.

00:41:14.000 I'm sure because the hipsters want to have, like, ah, can I watch the video on beta? 0.81

00:41:18.000 You know, that kind of thing.

00:41:20.000 You could just make it available online like every other artist who's not a billionaire.

00:41:24.000 You don't need two private jets.

00:41:25.000 I don't care if you have them.

00:41:27.000 Make your own decisions.

00:41:28.000 You don't need to emit over 500 times the amount of carbon that the average American does.

00:41:33.000 And you certainly don't need to do so while lecturing them on the decisions they make that, by the way, lead to happier, more fulfilling lives while acting like they are rubes. 0.97

00:41:41.000 The rubes who buy your albums.

00:41:44.000 No, she needs to squeeze her fans. 0.99

00:41:46.000 You know, like a lime in a Mexican restaurant.

00:41:48.000 At what point does it become greed?

00:41:48.000 Right.

00:41:50.000 Hey, if you didn't have to sell the records, if you just made downloads at that point, and hey, God willing, the places that provide power to people who use the internet, maybe use nuclear energy, where there are zero carbon emissions, if that puts you in the 900 million category, you gotta be in the Trace Commas Club?

00:42:11.000 Is that what matters most?

00:42:13.000 Is that what matters most?

00:42:14.000 Hey, if you could, if you could fly on a jet share and maybe just, you know, have a touring schedule that might be comparable to other artists and maybe you only are worth 600 million.

00:42:24.000 When does it cross over into greed?

00:42:26.000 It only crosses over into greed if you are the American business owner, because guess what?

00:42:31.000 If you have a business where you have a million dollars in gross tax revenue, Uncle Sam is coming for you. 0.99

00:42:36.000 She can offshore her shit and you know it's true. 0.99

00:42:40.000 and that's why she is... and then here's the thing after the Taylor Swift fiasco, the media decided 1.00

00:42:58.000 Patrick Mahomes and Kaitlyn Clark, right?

00:43:00.000 Do you know who these people are?

00:43:01.000 I know who Kaitlyn Clark is.

00:43:02.000 She's the white basketball player. 1.00

00:43:03.000 You don't know who Patrick Mahomes is?

00:43:04.000 I know Usher.

00:43:07.000 So they're asking celebrities about their politics.

00:43:10.000 Is that interesting because he's black?

00:43:13.000 I know him because he says yeah.

00:43:15.000 Yeah?

00:43:16.000 Yeah.

00:43:17.000 So, instead, they got the answer that would be more appropriate.

00:43:23.000 And by the way, you know if someone answers like this, it means they're probably right-leaning because there would be no reason to keep it quiet otherwise.

00:43:31.000 There's an incentive to be liberal, openly.

00:43:34.000 Here are the answers that, you know, maybe don't alienate half the country.

00:43:37.000 Former President Trump referenced you and your family again today on Fox News in relation to his campaign.

00:43:41.000 I just wondered what your reaction is to seeing that.

00:43:44.000 Yeah, I think I've always said I don't want my place and my platform to be used to endorse a candidate or do whatever.

00:43:52.000 Either way, I think my place is to inform people to get registered to vote.

00:43:56.000 It's to inform people to do their own research and then make their best decision for them and their family.

00:44:01.000 If you are, in fact, potentially going to endorse Kamala Harris.

00:44:06.000 I think for myself is, you know, I have this amazing platform, so I think the biggest thing would be just to encourage people to register to vote.

00:44:06.000 Thank you.

00:44:13.000 In this emergency that we're in, I think that the Who's Artists should come out and speak for Kamala against Donald Trump, because he is an existential threat to the country.

00:44:22.000 What do you say to that?

00:44:22.000 Oh really?

00:44:23.000 You know what, I don't get too deep into politics.

00:44:25.000 I didn't get a chance to watch the debate last night.

00:44:27.000 I obviously had been watching like everybody else.

00:44:31.000 I think voting is an individual choice.

00:44:34.000 And I think that you're right.

00:44:36.000 You have to look at the reality of the country that we are and the country that we want to be.

00:44:41.000 I guarantee you he has spent time with Donald Trump and enjoyed his company before he was a politician.

00:44:46.000 Oh yeah, for sure.

00:44:47.000 You can tell by that he said, uh, what our country's become.

00:44:50.000 That's what it's gonna be.

00:44:51.000 It's full of people like you.

00:44:52.000 That's what Kamala's in charge of. 1.00

00:44:53.000 That's what it's gonna be.

00:44:55.000 Yes, right.

00:44:56.000 Well, I guess that bait didn't work.

00:44:58.000 Sorry, Usher.

00:44:59.000 If someone is quiet, that means they're very likely not a dyed-in-the-wool leftist.

00:45:03.000 Because you are actually encouraged in the industry.

00:45:06.000 No, I mean, it's kind of obvious.

00:45:07.000 Usher 2 probably has a lot more in common with Trump than Kamala.

00:45:10.000 Yeah, they both like bling.

00:45:12.000 Yes, and women and music. 1.00

00:45:14.000 Going after somebody like Usher or somebody else, they have enough money where they can tell you to go screw yourself.

00:45:18.000 Or they can do something like that and basically go, I'm going to go down this road here and give you this answer.

00:45:23.000 Patrick Mahomes is the same thing.

00:45:24.000 He can just be like, no, I'm just, I kind of stay out of that stuff.

00:45:28.000 Somebody up and coming?

00:45:29.000 What she just said is, this is such a big threat, I think artists have to come out and say this.

00:45:29.000 You can't.

00:45:33.000 Yeah.

00:45:34.000 It's like, well, wait a minute.

00:45:34.000 For Kamala Harris.

00:45:36.000 There's a large divide.

00:45:36.000 Yeah.

00:45:38.000 You think that half of the American population is wrong?

00:45:41.000 Also, when did the media decide that, I don't know, artists should be the mouthpiece of mainstream talking points?

00:45:48.000 Because they've lived a normal life.

00:45:48.000 Right.

00:45:49.000 I mean, it's like artists.

00:45:51.000 The idea was art was rebellion.

00:45:54.000 That's where rebellion went to exist.

00:45:56.000 And now you have these people out there, I bet you Joy Behar fancies herself an artist, you know, as a comedian. 0.99

00:46:00.000 Where she, you know, has like 19 bits about how her husband has long toenails or whatever the hell. 0.77

00:46:05.000 She was a comedian? 0.62

00:46:06.000 Oh yeah!

00:46:08.000 Man, I feel like a bad comic now, because I didn't know who she was.

00:46:11.000 Yeah, she's a good comic. 1.00

00:46:13.000 She would do well back in the day.

00:46:14.000 She'd be like, yeah, my ex-husband never used to wash his feet.

00:46:17.000 And people are like, huh, well, yeah, my ex-husband never washed his feet.

00:46:21.000 It's relatable.

00:46:24.000 So, hey, people out there, are you an artist?

00:46:27.000 Do you paint?

00:46:28.000 Do you draw?

00:46:28.000 Do you sing?

00:46:30.000 Do you want to make a career out of it?

00:46:33.000 Did you decide to go into the arts to be a mouthpiece for mainstream propaganda outlets?

00:46:39.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:46:40.000 Also, being good at dancing doesn't mean shit. 0.95

00:46:42.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.98

00:46:44.000 I mean, your opinion, yeah.

00:46:45.000 I'm sure everyone has an entitled opinion.

00:46:47.000 You should have just moonwalked out of there. 1.00

00:46:49.000 You crazy bitch! 1.00

00:46:51.000 That's what we love you for, man! 1.00

00:46:53.000 That's what you want it for.

00:46:54.000 Man.

00:46:55.000 Dance.

00:46:55.000 Can.

00:46:56.000 Alright?

00:46:56.000 So, let me offer this to you really quickly before we... I know we have Taylor on the show here in just a moment on the ground in Springfield, Ohio.

00:47:04.000 But, uh... Did something break?

00:47:08.000 Nah, it's nothing, dude.

00:47:09.000 It's so loud.

00:47:09.000 It's nothing.

00:47:12.000 It sounded like a snap.

00:47:15.000 And I get it.

00:47:15.000 It's not lost on me.

00:47:17.000 I'm a white guy.

00:47:18.000 Okay.

00:47:19.000 Young women out there.

00:47:22.000 Let's offer you some solutions.

00:47:23.000 Okay.

00:47:24.000 You want to set yourself up for the best shot at happiness, at a life that when you look back in all your years you say, yeah, I lived a pretty good full life.

00:47:33.000 Alright.

00:47:35.000 Make sure you have a strong social circle, meaning real people, not social media.

00:47:38.000 Expand your social circle.

00:47:39.000 Hey, maybe it's a Bible study, maybe it's a spin class, I don't know.

00:47:42.000 Have a strong social circle of friends.

00:47:44.000 Isolation leads to depression, leads to all kinds of mental health issues.

00:47:48.000 I would say that pursue a meaningful relationship.

00:47:51.000 If you ever want to be married or ever even think that you may, at some point, want to be married or have children, you gotta start doing that in your 20s.

00:47:59.000 You can't be doing it in your 30s.

00:48:02.000 Because if you end up being a 34-year-old childless cat lady, guess what? 1.00

00:48:07.000 Statistically, that doesn't end well for you, and at the end of your life, you're going to have a lot of regrets.

00:48:13.000 Not everybody, there are exceptions to the rule, but if we are broad strokes going to give advice, strong social circle, stability, find a good man, and yeah, probably have children, ideally before you're In your 30s.

00:48:26.000 And not everyone lives it.

00:48:28.000 I get it.

00:48:28.000 You're going to have a bunch of people saying, no, I just want to be really clear.

00:48:31.000 Broad strokes, I would follow that course as opposed to what it is that both Taylor Swift and the Democratic Party are espousing.

00:48:39.000 They want you to vote for them.

00:48:41.000 They want you to vote for them.

00:48:43.000 After the vote, they don't care what happens to you.

00:48:47.000 Just look at what's happening in Springfield, Ohio.

00:48:49.000 They're mocking the citizens who have to deal with the consequences.

00:48:52.000 So that's the advice to you, young women.

00:48:54.000 And of course, Mug Club, you know, you've supported investigative journalism.

00:48:58.000 Sometimes that's what you get.

00:49:00.000 And then sometimes at light speed, you get this.

00:49:04.000 After the debate, I just couldn't wait.

00:49:14.000 Wait, baby.

00:49:15.000 They told me what to say.

00:49:18.000 Waiting every way.

00:49:21.000 I want euro-level rapes, unrecognizable states. 0.99

00:49:27.000 At least I'll vote that way, mm-mm.

00:49:30.000 They told me what to say, mm-mm.

00:49:33.000 I want Trump bluesin' Haitians barbecuin' 1.00

00:49:38.000 Garfield with some cumin Right outside sayin' this cat's cookin' up real nice 0.55

00:49:45.000 Cuz I'm tailorin' up play, play, play, play, play For the Democrats to take, take, take, take, take

00:49:51.000 I'll pretend it was a stage, stage, stage, stage, stage My mask is off, I'll take it off

00:49:57.000 Gotta bring his trial rig, rig, rig, rig, rig Oh, don't you turn that into big, big, big, big, big

00:50:04.000 Did you think I'd only sing, sing, sing, sing, sing?

00:50:07.000 My mask is off.

00:50:08.000 I'll take it off.

00:50:09.000 No kids to raise and feed.

00:50:12.000 But my cat's LGBT.

00:50:15.000 Nothing else means much to me.

00:50:16.000 Mm-mm. 0.99

00:50:18.000 Except for killing babies. 0.98

00:50:20.000 Mm-mm. 0.99

00:50:21.000 Got an army full of drones.

00:50:24.000 No track where my jet goes.

00:50:27.000 And I'm voting for the Immigrants are cruising, driving like they're boozing. 1.00

00:50:39.000 Let them eat a goose and say it's all fine when it's pointed out by the right.

00:50:46.000 Cause I'm Taylor and I play, play, play, play, play.

00:50:49.000 For the Democrats to take, take, take, take, take.

00:50:52.000 I'll pretend this was a stage, stage, stage, stage, stage.

00:50:55.000 My mask is off, I'll take it off.

00:50:58.000 I got all rigged, just tryna rig rig rig rig rig Home Trump's turned out into big big big big big

00:51:04.000 Did you think I'd always sing sing sing sing sing?

00:51:07.000 My mask is off, I'll take it off I-I-I'll take it off, I'll take it off

00:51:22.000 Hey hey hey, just think While Kamala was covering for Joe Biden's mental decline

00:51:28.000 Which is completely clear to the world They were also setting up this endorsement with me 0.99

00:51:34.000 Her ex-man helped her ask his girlfriend She's like, give me that job, after I come suck your snake 1.00

00:51:40.000 And to the fella over there with the golden blonde hair You're making me feel nervous, will you make make make? 1.00

00:51:47.000 America's greatest!

00:51:48.000 Cause we tailor and we play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play Do you think I'd only sing, sing, sing, sing, sing?

00:52:10.000 I'm not skin soft, I'll take it off.

00:52:12.000 I-I-I take it off, I take it off I-I-I take it off, I take it off

00:52:30.000 If you want more of that, look, I know sometimes we have investigative journalism every week here between now and election.

00:52:34.000 Mug Club undercover.

00:52:35.000 And that takes a lot of work to turn around that quickly, too. 0.95

00:52:38.000 Something that silly. 0.74

00:52:40.000 So just click that button. 0.60

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00:52:43.000 Or go Mugless, $9 a month.

00:52:44.000 lotterworthcrowder.com slash Mug Club.

00:52:46.000 And all of it, of course, contributes to the election live stream of the century, November 5th, 2024, where we are going to have boots on the ground, every major swing state, every major city.

00:52:55.000 We are going to be able to actually observe, call, dispute states, because we'll have access to more data than anyone else, providing you with a live stream.

00:53:03.000 And you'll also have live the electoral integrity map, where if something is happening, we are currently investigating it, you can go click on that map and it pops up.

00:53:12.000 And you will get all the live information that you need, and it has cost us millions of dollars for the resources, as well as a lot of time and effort that could be spent on Silly Horseshit, like that parody video.

00:53:25.000 I wouldn't call that Silly Horseshit.

00:53:26.000 It's pretty fun.

00:53:27.000 We did have to pause on an investigative piece just to do that this morning.

00:53:30.000 Yes, we did.

00:53:31.000 Don't worry, the investigative piece will get done.

00:53:33.000 Well, the left hand knows not what the right ball is saying.

00:53:39.000 Was that the Japanese bear?

00:53:39.000 I believe.

00:53:41.000 I think it was.

00:53:43.000 I believe it was.

00:53:44.000 So, let's go to Springfield, Ohio, because we're going to talk with Taylor Hanson.

00:53:47.000 I keep wanting to say, like, that can't be his name.

00:53:49.000 That's the Hanson brother.

00:53:51.000 That's the Mbop, but it is.

00:53:53.000 Is their name Taylor?

00:53:54.000 Yeah!

00:53:55.000 Wasn't the main Hanson Taylor?

00:53:57.000 I don't know.

00:53:58.000 Yes, it was.

00:53:59.000 I don't think we were all big fans.

00:54:03.000 Why do you know this, Steven?

00:54:04.000 Because I lived in America.

00:54:11.000 Like that works.

00:54:12.000 What, you really think that's gonna work on me?

00:54:12.000 What?

00:54:14.000 Mr. Lick the Stick?

00:54:14.000 Yes.

00:54:15.000 You really think?

00:54:15.000 Yes.

00:54:16.000 You think?

00:54:17.000 You think that's out of context and I don't grant your premise.

00:54:19.000 You think that you're like, how do you know who Hanson is?

00:54:21.000 I don't like Derek!

00:54:21.000 I'm like, no!

00:54:23.000 It's like, I'm gonna get a bumper sticker made for Gerald that says Mr. Lick the Stick.

00:54:28.000 Lick the Stick.

00:54:32.000 Like, I'm gonna be self-conscious.

00:54:33.000 I also know who Cher is. 1.00

00:54:35.000 It doesn't mean I'm in her fan club.

00:54:37.000 But you are.

00:54:37.000 It just doesn't mean that you are.

00:54:39.000 Yeah, it doesn't.

00:54:39.000 It's exactly.

00:54:40.000 Coincidental.

00:54:43.000 Correlation does not equal causation.

00:54:44.000 That's fine.

00:54:45.000 Yes.

00:54:45.000 My Cher wall is unrelated.

00:54:49.000 Remember I told you that story?

00:54:50.000 I had someone I made fun of, Cher, on the show, and her craziest stalker fan was like, Cher has a co- and listed, like, her whole resume. 0.99

00:54:55.000 What have you ever done?

00:54:56.000 Have you done any of these things?

00:54:57.000 And he had a Cher wall.

00:54:58.000 Yeah.

00:54:59.000 Like Buffalo Bill.

00:55:00.000 Like, newspaper clippings.

00:55:02.000 He had, like, plates with pictures.

00:55:03.000 Like, commemorative plates.

00:55:04.000 Like, dinner plates.

00:55:05.000 And it was- but he glued them to the wall.

00:55:07.000 Yeah, if there's a serial killer on the loose, that's the first interview.

00:55:09.000 Exactly.

00:55:10.000 His doorbell is, Do you believe in love and love?

00:55:16.000 I'm coming, do you hear me?

00:55:17.000 Sir, we'd like to ask you some questions.

00:55:19.000 Is it about Cher?

00:55:23.000 Your big old... Did she mention me?

00:55:26.000 Did she mention me?

00:55:27.000 At the end of the day, I got you, babe. 1.00

00:55:31.000 She an old ugly lady. 1.00

00:55:33.000 She an old lady with all that face work. 1.00

00:55:39.000 I only think of Monk now when I hear that voice.

00:55:42.000 Is there any old lady who had a tree airdropped on a ski hill? 1.00

00:55:47.000 I'm a conspiracy theorist and it's hypothetical.

00:55:52.000 So, Tuesday at the debate, Springfield, Ohio.

00:55:55.000 This is what I say, I think this debate actually in a lot of ways is going to age well.

00:55:58.000 People just want to dismiss something as crazy even if it is absolutely not crazy.

00:56:05.000 Okay, even if we know that this is the kind of story, if the left thought they could score points, they would use. 0.90

00:56:10.000 There's enough corroboration, there's enough verification, even with the corrupt powers that be, to tell you that Haitians are causing a lot of problems in Springfield, Ohio. 1.00

00:56:18.000 Yes, 20,000 of them or so in a city of about 58,000 people. 0.94

00:56:22.000 We know that.

00:56:23.000 That they absolutely are eating half-domesticated wildlife at the ponds, but even Enough proof to say there seems to be a problem with the people from the land of cannibals who may be thinking that they're actually exercising moderation eating cats and dogs. 0.59

00:56:39.000 But Donald Trump said this at the debate and the media went nuts.

00:56:43.000 And look at what's happening to the towns all over the United States.

00:56:46.000 And a lot of towns don't want to talk.

00:56:48.000 It's not going to be Aurora or Springfield.

00:56:50.000 A lot of towns don't want to talk about it because they're so embarrassed by it.

00:56:54.000 In Springfield, they're eating the dogs that came in.

00:56:58.000 They're eating the cats.

00:56:59.000 They're eating the pets of the people that live there.

00:57:05.000 And of course, but the thing is, a lot of people are going to go and search that.

00:57:10.000 And maybe they may say, well I don't know about the exact claim of cats, but yeah, the geese, and yeah, the crashing

00:57:10.000 Yeah.

00:57:17.000 into school buses, and yeah, the crime, all of that is verifiable, even when the powers that be.

00:57:23.000 I don't know if you know this, those in authority don't want you to know that they've screwed up, so they're trying

00:57:28.000 really hard to hide it.

00:57:29.000 So the media, of course, right away claimed, as they claimed that Donald Trump lost the debate by a landslide,

00:57:34.000 even though he won over new people on economic issues and on the issue of immigration.

00:57:39.000 I don't know how that happens.

00:57:40.000 The media claimed nobody, not one person, is eating pets.

00:57:46.000 I just want to clarify here.

00:57:47.000 You bring up Springfield, Ohio, and ABC News did reach out to the city manager there.

00:57:52.000 He told us there had been no credible reports of specific claims of pets being harmed, injured, or abused by individuals.

00:57:58.000 No credible reports of Hunter's laptop.

00:58:00.000 We rate this on the CBS Confirmed team as false.

00:58:03.000 We have checked with the local authorities in the county, Springfield, Ohio.

00:58:07.000 They have no credible claims, no evidence, no suggestion that Haitian immigrants have no evidence, no suggestion, no credible claims, let alone eaten dogs or cats. 0.99

00:58:19.000 This claim about migrants, Haitian migrants in Springfield, Ohio, eating people's pets. 0.84

00:58:24.000 Well, I think someone should maybe look into the Springfield Police, too.

00:58:27.000 I don't know if you know that.

00:58:28.000 Credibility would be important.

00:58:29.000 So, you know, a third-hand broken telephone kind of thing.

00:58:32.000 The city of Springfield and the Springfield police say there are no credible reports of

00:58:36.000 this happening.

00:58:37.000 Well, I think someone should maybe look into the Springfield police, too.

00:58:40.000 I don't know if you know that.

00:58:42.000 Credibility would be important.

00:58:43.000 Because the truth is the residents and some phone calls and perhaps police reports that

00:58:51.000 we don't know about, but certainly some evidence out there.

00:58:54.000 And certainly the claims from the residents, which matters.

00:58:58.000 This is about politicians, elites, mocking the people.

00:59:01.000 Who do you, where does your gut line up?

00:59:05.000 The citizens or Kamala Harris and CNN?

00:59:08.000 They are telling you quite a different story.

00:59:11.000 I'm riding on the trail going to my orientation for my job today.

00:59:17.000 And I see a group of Haitian people.

00:59:21.000 There was about four of them.

00:59:24.000 They all had geese in their hands.

00:59:26.000 We've lost a whole bunch of cats.

00:59:28.000 There was a van, a van pulled over that had over 100 cats in it with the Haitians. 1.00

00:59:33.000 They said they was eating them.

00:59:34.000 Actually?

00:59:34.000 Yeah.

00:59:35.000 Not fake news?

00:59:36.000 Not fake news.

00:59:36.000 So a van was collecting cats and eating them?

00:59:38.000 I watched it happen, yeah.

00:59:39.000 Watched them get pulled over with the cats and admit to the police that they was eating them.

00:59:43.000 You're not joshing with me.

00:59:44.000 No, I'm almost 50 years old, buddy.

00:59:46.000 I don't, nah.

00:59:47.000 And they doing this to all these animals and ain't nobody doing s*** about it.

00:59:47.000 You don't mess around.

00:59:51.000 This s**t is not funny. 0.96

00:59:52.000 It's not a joke. 0.97

00:59:53.000 It's not cute. 0.96

00:59:54.000 Trump is not f**king lying. 0.99

00:59:55.000 I don't even f**k with Trump. 1.00

00:59:56.000 So it took a while for me to even get on this app and even say anything, because I don't f**k with dude. 1.00

01:00:00.000 He's racist. 0.99

01:00:05.000 A man with a hundred cats? 0.97

01:00:06.000 When the haters are out here saying it is.

01:00:09.000 Call that a good start.

01:00:09.000 You got a phone call there.

01:00:10.000 And by the way, that's just the one that someone was able to find.

01:00:13.000 You think the police want to say, yeah, we're not doing anything about it.

01:00:17.000 Because let's say those rumors are overblown of those individual stories.

01:00:22.000 I would, again, reason would sort of dictate, they come from a country where there's rampant cannibalism.

01:00:27.000 That is true.

01:00:28.000 The poorest country in the Western Hemisphere.

01:00:30.000 And by the way, let's not act like immigrants don't eat animals that we view as horrifying. 1.00

01:00:36.000 Yeah.

01:00:36.000 Or that some cultures do make sacrifices for the religion.

01:00:41.000 I grew up on the south shore of Montreal and there was a restaurant, it was a revolving door of someone being shut down for health code violations.

01:00:47.000 They were catching seagulls on the roof.

01:00:49.000 I probably ate it!

01:00:50.000 Were they good?

01:00:51.000 At my 6th grade graduation?

01:00:52.000 I didn't know!

01:00:52.000 You deep fry it, put some worm sauce on it, it's the same taste as a seagull!

01:00:56.000 Tastes like fish.

01:00:56.000 I can't tell!

01:00:57.000 I could have been eating the English patient, I wouldn't know the difference at that point. 0.92

01:01:02.000 So, we do know, statistically, the rents are going up, okay, that the car insurance rates are going up dramatically, that the crime is going up, that people have been killed by someone who has no business being there.

01:01:13.000 Let's be really clear how this ties into the Democrat game plan.

01:01:16.000 Open up the border, right, which lets fentanyl throw in, of course, human trafficking as well, and then devastate communities with addiction.

01:01:22.000 By the way, this city of Springfield, Ohio, New York Times looks down and going, well, they had to replace the opioid addicts in Ohio.

01:01:27.000 Really?

01:01:28.000 How'd they become?

01:01:29.000 Opioid addicts.

01:01:30.000 Where are you putting the addicts? 0.96

01:01:32.000 Yeah.

01:01:33.000 And the solution is to replace them with cheap labor from a country of... This is almost a completely illiterate country with rampant crime and cannibalism. 0.78

01:01:44.000 That's the solution?

01:01:45.000 Hey, maybe split the difference.

01:01:48.000 But get that cheap labor, right? 0.93

01:01:50.000 Democrat party.

01:01:51.000 Keep opening up the border.

01:01:52.000 More.

01:01:53.000 And then just, uh, but the replacement theory is racist.

01:01:53.000 All right.

01:01:57.000 And again, there are people who push the great replacement theory, make it about race.

01:02:00.000 This could just as easily be people from some backwards, some backwards country where they don't look like Haitians. 1.00

01:02:07.000 Okay?

01:02:07.000 It's a problem of a massive number of people who have no interest in assimilating.

01:02:12.000 All right?

01:02:15.000 And by the way, remember, This isn't just general Democrat Party.

01:02:19.000 These people were brought in after Kamala Harris and Joe Biden gave them specifically and bragged about temporary protection for Haitian migrants.

01:02:28.000 Starting with our administration, we gave TPS, Temporary Protected Status, to Haitian migrants, 55,000.

01:02:36.000 And then more recently, we extended Temporary Protected Status to over 100,000 Haitian migrants for that very reason, that they need support, they need protection.

01:02:46.000 Yeah, so Americans, that's why I said this debate performance I think is going to age better than people maybe give it credit for, because they're now looking into it saying, okay, maybe he was being hyperbolic as far as they're eating so many cats and dogs, but this is a problem, and it's a problem that has not been addressed, and we now see that you, the elite, are basically degrading the American citizens who have to face these problems, and they can Put themselves in the shoes of someone in Springfield, Ohio or Aurora, Colorado.

01:03:15.000 And just so you know, the tides have turned.

01:03:17.000 Not only did Donald Trump's closing statements get four times the amount of plays as Kamala Harris's on TikTok, there's actually a trend of people now lip syncing over Trump's Springfield comments.

01:03:27.000 They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.

01:03:30.000 Eat the cat, eat, eat the cat. 0.98

01:03:32.000 They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.

01:03:35.000 Eat the cat, eat, eat the cat. 0.98

01:03:36.000 They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.

01:03:38.000 Eat the cat, eat, eat the cat. 0.98

01:03:41.000 They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.

01:03:43.000 Eat the cat, eat, eat the cat. 0.98

01:03:46.000 They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.

01:03:48.000 Eat the cat, eat, eat the cat. 0.98

01:03:50.000 They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.

01:03:52.000 Eat the cat, eat, eat the cat. 0.98

01:03:53.000 They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.

01:03:54.000 Eat the cat, eat, eat the cat. 0.98

01:03:55.000 By the way, it takes on new meaning when you actually understand the full context. 0.97

01:04:01.000 Or her cat was named Vagina. 0.99

01:04:03.000 Eat it, Luke! 1.00

01:04:07.000 Be a gracious lover! 1.00

01:04:09.000 Lest you're a black guy. 1.00

01:04:10.000 I know a lot of you don't like eating the cat, but that's okay. 0.99

01:04:15.000 It's not true, Asians love it. 1.00

01:04:21.000 What?

01:04:23.000 I said Haitians love it.

01:04:25.000 Do tell, Josh.

01:04:26.000 Depends.

01:04:28.000 If the grooming is appropriate.

01:04:29.000 You're not wading into that suicide forest. 0.96

01:04:32.000 I tell you what, these cat ladies better watch out for these Haitians. 1.00

01:04:34.000 That's going to be the next civil war. 0.99

01:04:39.000 Just a bunch of Haitians, home invaders, like, HOLD! 1.00

01:04:43.000 She's leaving for work! 1.00

01:04:44.000 Go, go, go! 0.96

01:04:48.000 So, for more on this situation, we are going to go to Taylor Hanson, who's been doing some great on-the-ground reporting, because as much as the media wants you to believe that you should only trust authoritative sources, the authoritative sources say, ah, you know, there's absolutely nothing to see here, as opposed to Taylor Hanson, who has actually gone to Springfield and says, yeah, there's something to see here.

01:05:07.000 Explain your what-about-our-family signs no more to me.

01:05:10.000 What about our family sign means that just this, that we are given all this free assistance to others that we're bringing into Springfield, Ohio, the immigrants that we're bringing in.

01:05:21.000 They get food stamps, they get cash, they get cars.

01:05:26.000 It took me four months to get my granddaughter.

01:05:30.000 Health insurance.

01:05:31.000 School had just started.

01:05:32.000 And I'm like, I see that there's kids out here walking and whatnot.

01:05:35.000 And then people, the traffic is more flowing in the morning and around school hours.

01:05:40.000 And last year, a student had already passed away due to a traffic accident with a bus, with a school bus and all that.

01:05:49.000 And like, I felt sorry for them.

01:05:51.000 I'm like, man, I don't want that to happen again.

01:05:53.000 The only thing I see, I did see a Well, it depends where you were raised.

01:05:57.000 Sniper part saw a pig's head a pig's head. I get it been cut off. Yes, sir 0.68

01:06:01.000 Yes, that's you don't really see that every day do you know What depends where you were raised please welcome to the

01:06:10.000 show Taylor Hanson And people out there you can follow him on Taylor what

01:06:18.000 sorry at Taylor USA on X I always want to say Twitter, but go and show him some

01:06:22.000 support because he is entirely independent Mr. Hanson, can you see me, hear me, sir?

01:06:28.000 I sure can.

01:06:29.000 Whoa, look at that, look at that beard with that lighting.

01:06:31.000 It's like Yukon Cornelius joined Hitler Youth, in a good way. 0.99

01:06:36.000 Jew gold! 0.77

01:06:37.000 So, I know, are you still in Ohio right now?

01:06:42.000 Yep, I'm in my hotel room as we speak.

01:06:45.000 Okay, and I appreciate that you've gone there on the ground, especially without having a multi-million dollar budget like CBS or CNN, so I know people can go and support you independently.

01:06:55.000 Is this all fake news?

01:06:56.000 What have you experienced talking with people in the town?

01:07:00.000 Because there are a lot of claims, right?

01:07:01.000 Obviously verifiable, the crime rates, the car insurance, but what about this sort of information that we're hearing about animals?

01:07:10.000 I mean, I have talked, I mean, you just kind of played the clip of, you know, this woman that found a decapitated pig's head in the park.

01:07:17.000 There's a lot of talk of voodoo going on.

01:07:19.000 I mean, Haitians have literally threatened to curse multiple locals and individuals that are in this town. 1.00

01:07:24.000 Every local that I've talked to, specifically women, quite literally are telling me they don't leave their house without a gun now. 0.98

01:07:30.000 So, I mean, it is a very real thing what's going on here in Springfield.

01:07:33.000 Obviously, I can't confirm if they're eating the dogs or they're eating the cats.

01:07:37.000 But I have multiple leads in regards to that exact thing.

01:07:37.000 Right.

01:07:41.000 I mean, and I've talked to multiple people that have claimed that they have first-hand seen, you know, these Haitians removing geese from Snyder Park.

01:07:48.000 The geese population has dropped significantly from Snyder Park.

01:07:52.000 But it goes so much deeper than that with the insurance rates.

01:07:55.000 I mean, you have literal adults In the school system here with underage children.

01:08:01.000 I mean, so that is mind-boggling to me when I found that out.

01:08:04.000 I talked to a woman that her granddaughter is 10 years old and she has a 16-year-old Haitian boy in her class.

01:08:12.000 So, I mean, that raises safety concerns in itself.

01:08:14.000 But now I'm having a new source tell me that works at this job center for the Haitians that gets these Haitians employed that overnight they bust 5,000 more Haitians in amidst this crisis. 0.99

01:08:25.000 So it seems to be never-ending.

01:08:27.000 It's just a revolving door.

01:08:28.000 But every local that I talk to, they're absolutely furious about what's taking place here.

01:08:33.000 That's what I was going to ask you.

01:08:34.000 What is the general sentiment?

01:08:35.000 Because you just heard the governor of Ohio and people saying like, ah, you know, I don't really believe everything you hear, but then they may be deploying people to Springfield.

01:08:45.000 It seems to me that those in authority, of course, whether it's the local PD, and we've run into them sometimes, for example, in Butler County, Ohio, as well.

01:08:54.000 Or is it Butler County, Pennsylvania?

01:08:55.000 I believe it's Butler County, Ohio.

01:08:56.000 There are two different Butler Counties.

01:08:57.000 I want to make sure I get that right, yeah.

01:09:00.000 And they wouldn't want to tell people, hey, we've screwed up and we've harmed our citizens irreparably.

01:09:05.000 How do the residents there feel?

01:09:06.000 Because they're being mocked by the Democrat Party as a punchline.

01:09:10.000 Well, the residents feel betrayed, and just like you said, they feel mocked and made fun of.

01:09:15.000 And they feel like they're city councilmen, the police, that nobody has their backs.

01:09:19.000 I've talked to, I mean, countless citizens out here, and they all say the same thing.

01:09:23.000 I ask them if they feel like they're being treated like second-class citizens.

01:09:26.000 And a lot of them feel like they're being treated even worse than second-class citizens.

01:09:30.000 I mean the Haitians are getting priority on insurance, they're getting priority on everything, they're somehow getting driver's licenses even though they don't actually have legal citizenship in this country, and then getting in car accidents multiple times a day, therefore skyrocketing their insurance rates up. 0.95

01:09:44.000 So the Haitians aren't being affected negatively by this.

01:09:47.000 They're coming here, they're getting EBT cards, they're clearing out the Walmarts, so now locals can't shop.

01:09:52.000 I mean, they're roaming the streets at night, the crime rates are skyrocketing, and now locals are just pissed off.

01:09:59.000 And you can never look at local authorities.

01:10:00.000 As a reporter, I've learned this time and time again.

01:10:03.000 They lie to cover themselves up.

01:10:04.000 This is exactly what they do.

01:10:06.000 I mean, look at what they did in Aurora, Colorado.

01:10:08.000 I've done extensive reporting on the immigration crisis all around the country.

01:10:12.000 I mean, San Antonio PD I exposed for quite literally taking time and a half money for guarding the NGOs and facilitating the human smuggling of illegals into America.

01:10:12.000 Yeah.

01:10:23.000 And this is a police department.

01:10:24.000 And I come from a family of, you know, law enforcement officers.

01:10:24.000 Right.

01:10:27.000 So it's crazy to see this going on.

01:10:28.000 And then in New York City, they're being posted up in hotels on our taxpayer dine.

01:10:32.000 Same thing in Chicago.

01:10:33.000 And I did a trip to Colony Ridge and I see so many parallels from Colony Ridge, Texas, to what's going on here in Springfield, Ohio.

01:10:41.000 They don't have licenses.

01:10:43.000 I mean, when they get in car accidents with citizens, there's no repercussions for them.

01:10:47.000 They're not going to jail.

01:10:48.000 They're not getting tickets.

01:10:49.000 They're just being let off.

01:10:50.000 Yeah, and that's an interesting parallel because, you know, people say, oh, no, this isn't true.

01:10:54.000 Well, hold on a second.

01:10:55.000 Let's use New York City as an example because there are Haitians, obviously, in New York City as well.

01:10:59.000 Little Italy exists.

01:11:01.000 Well, used to exist.

01:11:02.000 It's kind of a tourist attraction now, but in New York, right?

01:11:04.000 It was, hey, this is where all the Italians are. 1.00

01:11:06.000 And so you have this sort of sub-neighborhood that is almost entirely Italian culture. 0.88

01:11:10.000 Chinatown.

01:11:11.000 Which, this neighborhood, it is entirely the Chinese-American culture, where they congregate, right?

01:11:16.000 They create an area.

01:11:18.000 What would Little Haiti look like?

01:11:19.000 Well, I would imagine just like Little Italy looks kind of like Italy, and Chinatown looks kind of... Little Haiti would be voodoo and crime, and a lawless land. 0.97

01:11:29.000 Thank God we don't have cannibalism. 0.94

01:11:30.000 So it's not as though it's that much of a leap.

01:11:32.000 It was something that we always knew to be true.

01:11:35.000 And I wanted to ask you, have you had any interactions directly with some of the migrants yourself down there?

01:11:40.000 Yeah, so, I mean, I like to preface it this way.

01:11:43.000 I have been, you know, basically gambling with my life, ordering Lyfts out here on a daily basis because I decided not to rent a car.

01:11:49.000 Oh boy.

01:11:50.000 And, bad decision.

01:11:52.000 Oh, Mr. Redbeard!

01:11:53.000 Four out of four of the Lyfts that I've had, yes, have all been Haitian immigrants.

01:11:57.000 None of them have spoken English, except one spoke broken English.

01:12:01.000 And the last Lyft that I took yesterday, thankfully people, after they realized I was taking Lyfts, were like, dude, let us give you rides.

01:12:06.000 And the last Lyft that I took yesterday was a Haitian immigrant, did not speak any English, And she had her e-brake on while we were driving around town to our location. 1.00

01:12:16.000 So I'm about to order one here after the show because I'm going to go check out the DMV and some car dealerships.

01:12:21.000 And we're going to see, I guarantee you five out of five, I'm going to get another Haitian immigrant. 1.00

01:12:26.000 And it's interesting because I would say almost every single time, the cars do not match up with what is listed on the Lyft app.

01:12:33.000 And we see this in Chicago specifically, is they pay somebody to make them an account.

01:12:38.000 Usually it's $500 for a DoorDash or a Lyft account.

01:12:41.000 And then they basically throw their face on it and then use a different vehicle to deliver food or to essentially give people rides around town.

01:12:49.000 I would have thought, no matter what, you end up with a Nissan Altima.

01:12:51.000 But they're using fake cars.

01:12:55.000 Well, first off, look.

01:12:56.000 And I get that you are doing it out there completely independently.

01:12:58.000 So send us the bill for rides.

01:13:01.000 We will cover that.

01:13:02.000 Mug Club will cover that, because I don't want you out there. 0.99

01:13:05.000 I don't want to see a decapitated giant red beard on the back of a turtle.

01:13:09.000 All right?

01:13:09.000 So we can help you with that.

01:13:12.000 Literally, send us the bill.

01:13:13.000 We will reimburse you.

01:13:14.000 I know it's tough out there.

01:13:15.000 I've done that quite a bit myself.

01:13:18.000 It is interesting to think of the fact that the local PD, like you said, you come from a family, I guess you have law enforcement.

01:13:26.000 It's shifted quite a bit.

01:13:28.000 It's shifted quite a bit, where sometimes we're at a point where we're going, hey, there aren't enough law enforcement officers who are speaking up about it.

01:13:35.000 It doesn't seem like they're protecting their citizens.

01:13:36.000 It seems like they're protecting a political class or agenda, because this is beyond the point of something needed to be done.

01:13:45.000 And it seems like something may be done now only because someone has called attention

01:13:48.000 to it.

01:13:49.000 And let me ask you, you were there, obviously you're still there, so were you able to gauge

01:13:52.000 people's reaction after the debate?

01:13:55.000 Because the media was saying, oh, he's talking about Springfield and eating cats.

01:13:59.000 Were you able to ask anyone about that?

01:14:00.000 Yeah, I was able to talk to multiple people about it.

01:14:02.000 I mean, I literally left my hotel room and that's what every single person in the lobby was talking about out the front in the front door.

01:14:09.000 And, you know, I had actually done an interview with the little desk clerk here at the hotel because she was so fed up because she's not getting the resources she needs. 0.98

01:14:17.000 She's tired of these Haitian immigrants pouring in. 1.00

01:14:19.000 But the overwhelming response has been positive here in Ohio.

01:14:23.000 And you know, I've only heard one person and I was just overhearing them at a restaurant that was kind of making fun of it.

01:14:29.000 But they did address that this still is a problem in Ohio.

01:14:32.000 So overwhelmingly, I mean, Springfield is Trump country, and then you import a bunch of third world people in, it's not going to turn out well. 1.00

01:14:39.000 But overwhelmingly, it's been a positive response to what he said.

01:14:42.000 Well, you know what?

01:14:44.000 That's really been the shift of parties, right?

01:14:46.000 Where people say, oh, the Republicans are the party of the rich.

01:14:48.000 You see it on display, where he talks about what's going on in Aurora, where he talks about what's going on in Springfield.

01:14:53.000 And then, you know what Kamala's exact answer was?

01:14:55.000 Talk about extreme!

01:14:57.000 Like, do the voices of the citizens, the residents, not matter?

01:15:02.000 I thought this was the party of the people, right?

01:15:05.000 It's a fundamental shift in our political landscape.

01:15:08.000 I know you're busy and you probably have more people to talk to.

01:15:10.000 Where's the best place for people to support you, Taylor?

01:15:13.000 You can just go to the link on my X account or Twitter account, depending on what you want to call it.

01:15:18.000 Just the Venmo or the PayPal link.

01:15:21.000 You know, I never ask personally for donations.

01:15:23.000 Anything anybody wants to send is greatly appreciated, but I do this because I love this kind of work.

01:15:28.000 I'm not in it for the money.

01:15:29.000 You know, as long as I can fund my trips, I'm happy.

01:15:32.000 Yeah, let me ask you this.

01:15:33.000 How do you power lift on the road?

01:15:36.000 It's hard.

01:15:37.000 It's hard.

01:15:38.000 You got to make time for it, though.

01:15:40.000 It's important.

01:15:41.000 Right now, I think I'm going to go down to Snyder Park and maybe find a barbell that some Haitians have made out of some ducks. 1.00

01:15:46.000 Yes, yes, exactly.

01:15:47.000 Going to be doing the calisthenics where you do the one-arm crank.

01:15:51.000 Oh, look, nothing up my sleeve.

01:15:53.000 All right, Taylor, and please do keep us posted as you chase down these leads, and we'll amplify it there, of course, on X. I know the balls it takes to do what you do.

01:16:01.000 We really appreciate it, brother.

01:16:03.000 Thanks for having me on, Stephen.

01:16:04.000 Absolutely.

01:16:04.000 Absolutely. Taylor Hanson, everybody.

01:16:05.000 Oh, and we also have some more developments, as I understand it.

01:16:14.000 We're going to see you, by the way, of course, tomorrow if you're a member of Mug Club at 10 a.m.

01:16:17.000 Eastern.

Louder with Crowder - September 12, 2024

Are Haitians Really Eating Pets & Why Taylor Swift Endorsed Kamala Harris | Guest Tayler Hansen

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