Louder with Crowder - Barr Destroys the Mail-In Voting Scam! | Good Morning #MugClub

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00:00:02.000 Oh, just easy. That was no, that wasn't easy.

00:00:08.000 That was more tension.

00:00:09.000 That was a tighter lip further.

00:00:12.000 It was like a tenor.

00:00:13.000 Look, I'll show you.

00:00:14.000 This is a bass lip.

00:00:15.000 This is a trumpet player thing.

00:00:19.000 And then this is a tenor, what I just did.

00:00:24.000 Different slurps.

00:00:25.000 Know.

00:00:25.000 Your.

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00:00:27.000 We don't pay attention.

00:00:28.000 Don't know your voting laws because apparently Allison Camerota and Wolf Blitzer do not. 0.99

00:00:32.000 Which is going to be the question of the day.

00:00:33.000 We're going to be talking about that.

00:00:35.000 There's a lot to get to.

00:00:35.000 Another shooting from a police officer.

00:00:37.000 What we know thus far.

00:00:39.000 We're going to wait for the facts until we're a little bit late.

00:00:42.000 But I'm willing to play some bets.

00:00:44.000 So my question is, how do you plan on voting?

00:00:46.000 And do you know the difference between absentee voting and mail-in voting?

00:00:49.000 And do you think it's just sort of trying to muddy the waters?

00:00:54.000 Do you think they're trying to make this a little bit more opaque?

00:00:56.000 That's what people are saying, that there really is no difference.

00:00:58.000 Factcheck.org?

00:00:59.000 Factcheck themselves!

00:01:01.000 Oh no.

00:01:01.000 In that there is a difference.

00:01:03.000 We'll get into it and want to know how you're going to vote.

00:01:04.000 My half-Asian lawyer, Bill Richman, is here.

00:01:05.000 How are you, sir?

00:01:06.000 Hello, great.

00:01:07.000 Good, and Quarterback Curtis here.

00:01:09.000 How are you?

00:01:09.000 Audio Wade, Gerald A. How's the little one?

00:01:12.000 Keeping awake?

00:01:12.000 Doing fantastic.

00:01:13.000 Keeping my wife awake, mostly.

00:01:15.000 Is he causing you to lose hair at this point?

00:01:17.000 Probably, I don't know.

00:01:18.000 I think that predates the baby.

00:01:20.000 Yeah, I'm going to blame him either way, though.

00:01:22.000 So did you know that Governor Cuomo, the non-lesser Cuomo, he's the lesser Cuomo and the lessest Cuomo.

00:01:31.000 There you go.

00:01:32.000 I know it should be least, but it doesn't work.

00:01:35.000 The lessest Cuomo is Chris.

00:01:37.000 Chris Anavar Cuomo.

00:01:39.000 That one Anavar.

00:01:42.000 Chris 31-gauge syringe Cuomo.

00:01:46.000 Chris, this doesn't happen by accident.

00:01:49.000 Cable curls Cuomo.

00:01:50.000 And also we have that exhibition bout coming up.

00:01:52.000 Me and Chris Cuomo have agreed to give the money to charity exclusively at Mug Club.

00:01:55.000 We'll have a teaser for that later on.

00:01:57.000 So I do have to respect... Is that a tease for a tease?

00:01:59.000 It's a tease for a tease.

00:02:01.000 I do have to respect that Chris Cuomo has stepped up and will be fighting for charity.

00:02:04.000 That's fantastic.

00:02:05.000 So the breaking news, the reason we're a little bit late this morning, I don't know if everyone's been following us, it's trending right now.

00:02:10.000 Hashtag, I don't know if I have to say it anymore, justice for Dion.

00:02:14.000 After an 18-year-old in D.C.

00:02:15.000 was shot by the police.

00:02:16.000 So people are saying, of course, this is another public lynching.

00:02:20.000 Now, the police released a statement.

00:02:21.000 So I want to give you what we do know, what everyone kind of knows, and then what we sort of have exclusively here.

00:02:26.000 This is from the police.

00:02:27.000 Uninformed.

00:02:28.000 Sorry, uniformed, not uninformed.

00:02:30.000 This is the problem with not usually using prompter.

00:02:33.000 I'm the opposite of Biden.

00:02:34.000 You put me on prompter and I poop myself.

00:02:39.000 Uniformed patrol officers of the 7th District responded to the listed location to investigate a man with a gun.

00:02:44.000 Upon arrival, officers encountered individuals in and around the vehicle.

00:02:47.000 Upon seeing the officers, two of the suspects fled on foot.

00:02:49.000 During the foot pursuit, one of the suspects brandished a firearm.

00:02:52.000 In response, an officer discharged their firearm, one time striking the suspect.

00:02:57.000 Hey! 0.99

00:02:58.000 Hey! 0.99

00:02:58.000 Why don't you release the body cam footage? 0.99

00:03:00.000 And the police said, yeah, sure, we're gonna release it today.

00:03:02.000 Oh, there you go!

00:03:03.000 So, today is Thursday.

00:03:05.000 They said they'll release it as soon as Thursday.

00:03:07.000 Now, they've made this statement.

00:03:10.000 They're ready to release the body cam footage.

00:03:12.000 It almost seems like they're itching to release the body cam footage once they've just confirmed some details.

00:03:16.000 Now, why would I tend to think That this kid did brandish a firearm with intent to intimidate or shoot an officer.

00:03:24.000 This is something that was scrubbed from Instagram.

00:03:27.000 Again, Dion here that nobody else really knows about.

00:03:30.000 This is why I would place my bet.

00:03:34.000 Outro Music Alright, at least the one guy, one guy's wearing a mask.

00:03:51.000 That's good, good for him.

00:03:53.000 He's safe from COVID.

00:03:54.000 Like Killer Mike said, the Crips really are serving their community.

00:03:57.000 They are.

00:03:58.000 They're just like a neighborhood watch.

00:04:01.000 Like the block parent with that hand, only that hand is severed because it's part of an initiation ritual. 0.98

00:04:07.000 I think it's a deepfake.

00:04:09.000 I think they put some innocent kids' faces on a video of Cardi B doing comedians in cars with Biden.

00:04:15.000 Comedians in cars with felons?

00:04:18.000 Felons in cars getting crack. 0.98

00:04:21.000 Now here's the thing, people are saying, hey, hey, hey, you conservatives out there, you're pro-Second Amendment until a black person has a gun? 0.98

00:04:26.000 No, no, no, hold on a second, hold on a second.

00:04:28.000 We are pro-Second Amendment provided that you understand what the Second Amendment is.

00:04:31.000 You cannot aim a gun at a cop, brandish a gun at a cop.

00:04:33.000 Do you really think that with this police interaction, and what is not in dispute, is there was a call, two men immediately fled on foot, okay, and then he pulled out a firearm.

00:04:41.000 So, you just have to at this point, the only thing that remains, he had a firearm, they fled, you think that again, if you're pro-Second Amendment, he said, Hey officer, I'm sorry that my other thug friends ran on foot.

00:04:51.000 I have a CCP, it's on my right hip.

00:04:53.000 How would you like me to proceed?

00:04:54.000 Please hurry up.

00:04:57.000 I would like to assist with my citizen's arrest.

00:05:01.000 Or do you think it was murder?

00:05:02.000 What do you think it was?

00:05:04.000 Exactly.

00:05:05.000 He wasn't holding the gun like this, like, hey guys, I'm not going to do anything with it, I promise.

00:05:08.000 That wasn't a Kalyan Noir video.

00:05:13.000 I mean, look, it comes down to what are the totality of the circumstances here, and I am excited.

00:05:18.000 In Biden's China, it's already late in the day on Thursday, so tick-tock on where the body cam is.

00:05:24.000 Oh my gosh.

00:05:24.000 Well, look, I saw this video.

00:05:26.000 I think it was either yesterday morning or the night before, and the video, I swear to you, was cut from the beginning.

00:05:32.000 You didn't see the gun being pulled, and in the aftermath, they're like, oh, they smoked him.

00:05:36.000 Wait, there was a video of this?

00:05:37.000 I couldn't find a video of this.

00:05:38.000 I think you're wrong.

00:05:38.000 I'm 90% sure it was this.

00:05:39.000 No, I'm pretty sure it was.

00:05:42.000 I think you're wrong.

00:05:43.000 I'm pretty sure that I'm still milquetoast.

00:05:46.000 I'm quite confident that I don't know.

00:05:50.000 You haven't said that you'd like to wager, so in that case, I'm fine.

00:05:56.000 So I'm usually okay. But anyway, they scrub the middle of it and then people start protesting

00:06:00.000 for this. So I think what you see too is his friends, they caught the other guy had a gun.

00:06:04.000 And lawyers more concerned about publicity for black. He is he's like, Oh,

00:06:07.000 what can you pause? I thought one second because got no strings to hold me down is on CNN.

00:06:14.000 The FDA has been very explicit that they are going to make a decision based

00:06:21.000 based on the data as it comes in.

00:06:24.000 You know, these trials have these independent data and safety monitoring boards.

00:06:28.000 Dr. Fauci, is the mean virus gonna hurt us?

00:06:31.000 And they are the ones that are...

00:06:32.000 Tell us where the microbe touched you.

00:06:34.000 Those data will ultimately...

00:06:36.000 Yeah, you know, here's the thing.

00:06:37.000 Right now Fauci is talking about how, well, we don't want to rush the vaccines.

00:06:41.000 Listen, if this virus is as bad as you have made it out to be, people shouldn't care if you grow an arm from your forehead.

00:06:48.000 People shouldn't care if your kids look like they were born in Alabama, okay? 0.55

00:06:52.000 I don't care if I have flipper grandkids if this has the mortality rate of Ebola.

00:06:56.000 But the fact is, that's why they're not going to accelerate a vaccine, because we When the threshold is pretty low, it's easy for the side effects to outweigh the benefit of the vaccine.

00:07:06.000 Continue with your racist point.

00:07:07.000 Well, no, I wanted to say that, too.

00:07:08.000 CNN is saying, oh, it's rushing it.

00:07:10.000 And he just said, well, actually, they're going based on the data.

00:07:13.000 So whenever the data comes in, then they're seeing if it's effective.

00:07:15.000 He just basically blew their point out of the water.

00:07:17.000 I'm sorry.

00:07:18.000 I just feel like he was actually doing a decent job.

00:07:19.000 I know, but then Donald Trump's going to say, I inherited him.

00:07:21.000 And he's going to be like, oh, yeah, I hate you, Chip. 0.99

00:07:23.000 Ah, piss off. 0.98

00:07:24.000 They're just going to get into a little bit of a brawl. 0.92

00:07:26.000 They tolerate each other. 0.98

00:07:27.000 I feel like they like breaking balls.

00:07:29.000 So the other two guys were caught.

00:07:30.000 The one guy was arrested, I think, for some charge.

00:07:33.000 I have no idea what it meant.

00:07:35.000 And then the other guy, he had a gun.

00:07:36.000 He had a gun with no permit.

00:07:38.000 There were two people with a gun.

00:07:40.000 Well, just like that Instagram video.

00:07:42.000 Life mimics social media, ain't that right?

00:07:45.000 One guy did not follow the police officer's rules and what they told him to do.

00:07:49.000 He ran away, but guess what he didn't do?

00:07:51.000 He didn't point a gun at a police officer and he's alive today.

00:07:54.000 The guy that did point a gun at the police officer, I'm sorry.

00:07:57.000 I think that's probably the way to go. 0.94

00:07:58.000 And we have a lot to get to as far as horrible behavior, including a sitting representative in California making anal rape legal. 0.95

00:08:06.000 So we'll get to that. 0.96

00:08:07.000 And then also Governor Cuomo threatening Donald Trump.

00:08:11.000 I am really concerned with these kinds of stories now, because these are opportunities to at least teach children how they should interact in polite society, black, white. 0.88

00:08:22.000 Doesn't matter.

00:08:23.000 Instead, right now when you say, this is a lynching, this is unjustified, that by default insinuates that the behavior of running away from a police officer or aiming a gun at a police officer is justified.

00:08:36.000 In the case of Jacob Blake, who people have martyred, it's saying, it doesn't really matter if you rape a woman, allegedly, then violate a restraining order, show up, steal the keys, toss some kids in the car and reach for a knife in the floorboard after fighting off officers.

00:08:48.000 It's just because of your skin color. 0.98

00:08:49.000 And so instead of telling kids, hey listen, this is probably how one should interact with police officers, which we always learned as kids.

00:08:56.000 It doesn't matter how you behave.

00:08:58.000 It's always the police officer's fault.

00:09:00.000 So it's telling kids, behave poorly!

00:09:02.000 Run away from cops! 0.97

00:09:03.000 Pull out your Mexican-style holding semi-automatic pistol and aim it at a cop. 1.00

00:09:07.000 Roll the dice!

00:09:09.000 It'll just end up with more people being shot or more people having to be physically restrained when otherwise they would've been just fine.

00:09:16.000 They would've been fine.

00:09:17.000 Yeah, and we can't do choke holds, so what do you think's gonna happen? 1.00

00:09:19.000 Is anyone really surprised at the idea, ignore the cops, they're all here to kill you, don't respect the cops, cops are all bastards, pigs, whatever it may be. 1.00

00:09:30.000 Chanting in the streets. 1.00

00:09:31.000 And not realizing that that's gonna turn a bunch of impressionable Youths.

00:09:38.000 I'm sorry, youths.

00:09:41.000 Into people who don't respect officers and who, in those moments, panic.

00:09:45.000 They panic and do whatever they're gonna do.

00:09:47.000 They're gonna run.

00:09:48.000 But I think, Gerald, your point is very, very, very, very accurate. 1.00

00:09:52.000 If this was all motivated by race... Pigs just flew out my butt. 1.00

00:09:57.000 Aren't you just shooting all the kids? 1.00

00:09:59.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:10:00.000 Aren't you just going, oh great, there's a bunch of them here, let's execute them in 1.00

00:10:02.000 the street. 0.99

00:10:03.000 President Donald Trump made a good point where he said, listen, there's some bad apples and 0.89

00:10:06.000 there are chokers.

00:10:07.000 There are people who, listen, you have split seconds and sometimes they choke.

00:10:10.000 And that is true.

00:10:11.000 We also have to allow for the fact that it's more likely that officers who do make mistakes

00:10:17.000 made just that.

00:10:18.000 A mistake.

00:10:19.000 What's more likely?

00:10:21.000 That every cop who does a bad job or hurts someone when it is unjustified?

00:10:25.000 None of these recent examples, by the way.

00:10:26.000 That he's racist?

00:10:27.000 Or that he made a mistake?

00:10:29.000 Let's even take Jacob Blake.

00:10:30.000 I don't think the officers did make a mistake.

00:10:31.000 But let's say that the guy didn't actually resist arrest, wasn't actually an alleged rapist, and didn't actually tell the officers that he had a knife.

00:10:39.000 Okay, but he was reaching into the car.

00:10:41.000 Now, does it mean that that cop is racist because he shoots the guy?

00:10:45.000 Or could it be a mistake because you're scared and you want to go home?

00:10:48.000 Doesn't mean it's right.

00:10:49.000 Just like if you screw up at work, it doesn't mean that it's right.

00:10:51.000 There are consequences.

00:10:53.000 But it's very, very different from effectively labeling someone a modern-day Robert Byrd incarnate.

00:10:58.000 I think he's going to come back in a redux of family matters.

00:11:02.000 If you believe in reincarnation, that would be perfect justice.

00:11:05.000 I'm not.

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00:11:42.000 Do you really think that I'm rolling in the Benjamins for when transgenders attack? 1.00

00:11:47.000 That little demonetize icon appears faster than the processing on the video.

00:11:53.000 Video uploaded demonetized.

00:11:54.000 Wow, they're getting better.

00:11:55.000 I do appreciate how we went from 100% demonetized to like 99.8% demonetized.

00:12:00.000 Hey, you know, victories.

00:12:02.000 Small wins.

00:12:04.000 You gotta claw for that inch! 1.00

00:12:08.000 You gotta fight and scrape for that transgender attack video to make $4.50. 0.99

00:12:15.000 Forget bodyguards. 0.93

00:12:17.000 a national treasure. Now here's another one that people are saying, hey, Governor Cuomo

00:12:22.000 threatened Trump. I don't really know that he threatened Trump, but if we were applying

00:12:25.000 the same standard as the media does to Trump, lock him up, throw away the key, here's the

00:12:29.000 actual soundbite. Forget bodyguards. He better have an army if he thinks he's going to walk

00:12:35.000 down the street in New York.

00:12:37.000 Well, that's cute.

00:12:37.000 He watched Training Day.

00:12:39.000 What's happening on me?

00:12:42.000 You know he rehearsed that.

00:12:43.000 He's like, honey, I think I just saw something on Netflix I can use tomorrow.

00:12:46.000 Yeah.

00:12:47.000 He's got the Mossberg 500 pistol grip, and he just goes.

00:12:50.000 Yeah.

00:12:51.000 He's like, Donald Trump ain't got nothing on me!

00:12:55.000 Sir, you're still on radio.

00:12:57.000 While I'm saying that, I disagree with his policy.

00:13:01.000 What a wiener. 0.58

00:13:01.000 But we can have a debate. 0.58

00:13:02.000 It's a whole family of nipple-clamped fakers. 1.00

00:13:06.000 Imagine, hold on, saying that about a president? 0.97

00:13:08.000 The rules are different for a president.

00:13:10.000 Hey, by the way, you know what else?

00:13:11.000 It's the one person you can't say that to because he does have an army.

00:13:14.000 Well, that's true.

00:13:15.000 That is true.

00:13:16.000 My half-Asian lawyer, Bill Richman, better have a law degree. 1.00

00:13:23.000 That bitch better have passed the bar. 1.00

00:13:26.000 Bring it. 1.00

00:13:29.000 You know, I think Cuomo's just gonna roll out the red carpet and see if he can lure Trump into one of those senior care centers where he killed all the rest of his citizens.

00:13:40.000 And it won't trick Trump, but Joe Biden will be lured like Yogi Bear with a pie in the windowsill.

00:13:44.000 Just like he followed...

00:13:50.000 Self-lubricating.

00:13:51.000 Oh, fantastic.

00:13:52.000 Just like he followed Trump to Kenosha.

00:13:53.000 He's like, well, I'm going to do that, too.

00:13:55.000 Let's go to New York.

00:13:56.000 No, you got Biden going, do I smell PS 314?

00:14:00.000 Ooh, kids.

00:14:03.000 Children.

00:14:03.000 He doesn't like old people.

00:14:04.000 Oh, public schools. 0.99

00:14:05.000 Silly Biden. 1.00

00:14:06.000 Tricks are for kids. 0.99

00:14:07.000 They can be for me, too!

00:14:08.000 Oh, boy.

00:14:10.000 No.

00:14:10.000 Yes!

00:14:11.000 OK, you could be the future president.

00:14:13.000 Good.

00:14:14.000 That's about all it takes.

00:14:15.000 Just a little reverse psychology on Biden.

00:14:16.000 I think you should vote for Joe Biden.

00:14:19.000 Oh, no!

00:14:20.000 Just keep him in the bunker and tell him he's president.

00:14:25.000 You know, for people who really mock conservatives who prepare and have bomb shelters, they sure love hiding Biden in one.

00:14:32.000 I know, right?

00:14:34.000 Turns out they're useful.

00:14:35.000 Okay, what was it, Cloverfield Lane?

00:14:37.000 That's where he's staying right now.

00:14:39.000 Hey, we are going to be talking about Nancy Pelosi's haircut.

00:14:42.000 We are going to be talking about mail-in voting.

00:14:43.000 But actually, later on today, back by popular demand, we are going to have another Asian Off.

00:14:50.000 And as you may remember, last time they were drinking to see

00:15:01.000 who got the most pink, which determined who was the most We have half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond, and then we have Tokunawan here, who really looks like he'd be Italian.

00:15:09.000 Poke your head in there, Tokunawan. 0.99

00:15:12.000 But do we have pictures of him?

00:15:13.000 His baby pictures?

00:15:14.000 Yeah, let's bring up a baby picture here.

00:15:16.000 So you can actually see, we can confirm that he is in fact at least as Asian as half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman.

00:15:23.000 At least.

00:15:23.000 Do we have those?

00:15:24.000 Yeah, this is him at three.

00:15:26.000 This is him at three.

00:15:27.000 He just showed a photo of me.

00:15:28.000 Look how much more Asian he looks. 0.99

00:15:31.000 Yeah, I lost those Asian eyes quick. 0.99

00:15:32.000 Yeah, I don't know how that happens.

00:15:34.000 Through surgery, I think.

00:15:35.000 Is that right?

00:15:36.000 We're moved on.

00:15:37.000 So what you guys are going to be doing later is actually, I think you kind of figured it out, but you will be both parallel parking.

00:15:44.000 Oh! 0.60

00:15:44.000 Both Asians will be parallel parking. 0.60

00:15:46.000 Now, to be clear, is that... That's going to be difficult.

00:15:48.000 Are you drinking?

00:15:49.000 I thought we were getting loaded.

00:15:50.000 Well, okay.

00:15:51.000 He's got a pretty... Well, half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman is not. 0.60

00:15:54.000 Now, they will have to parallel park.

00:15:55.000 I want to be clear, it's happening out back of the state.

00:15:57.000 We are not putting them on public roads.

00:15:59.000 Not because my lawyer is drinking.

00:16:00.000 He's not.

00:16:00.000 But again, as a matter of public safety, they are both Asian.

00:16:03.000 So we didn't want to do it where anyone... It's a safety issue.

00:16:06.000 It's self-explanatory.

00:16:07.000 I mean, you know.

00:16:08.000 It's all laughs until you endanger the American public.

00:16:13.000 And so we would not subject them... Look, there's a lot of risky things in the world, but we're not going to do that.

00:16:18.000 No, we are not going to do that.

00:16:20.000 We draw the line somewhere.

00:16:21.000 So we'll check back in with a little bit later.

00:16:22.000 But first, Nancy Pelosi.

00:16:24.000 So we talked about this yesterday, her haircut in the salon.

00:16:28.000 Right, where she locked down businesses in perpetuity, closed salons all across her city because of the China virus. 1.00

00:16:35.000 And then, of course, she was hypocritical, and we saw that there was video of her going into a salon to have a blowout. 1.00

00:16:41.000 Creeping through a salon. 0.98

00:16:43.000 That's also the least necessary thing to do.

00:16:46.000 If she needed to go get a haircut, or her roots, but she went so that she didn't have to flick the switch on a blowdryer.

00:16:54.000 It's just different sitting under the hood.

00:16:57.000 I went there and I asked them to curling iron and I took a rinse and asked them to towel me off.

00:17:04.000 Also, they fed me grapes.

00:17:06.000 Well, this probably isn't the first time.

00:17:08.000 She probably has gotten a haircut since this started. 0.98

00:17:10.000 It's just they don't have the tapes.

00:17:12.000 They'll come out.

00:17:13.000 Who knows.

00:17:14.000 But she now claims, this is the funny thing, now people always talk about Donald Trump throwing people under the bus.

00:17:18.000 He does do that.

00:17:19.000 But not for something that shouldn't matter that much, if not for the fact that you are so deeply terrified, the kind of terror that is rooted in your soul, that will require years of therapy to fix, that people figure out your hypocrisy.

00:17:32.000 So Nancy Pelosi said it was a setup.

00:17:36.000 As it turns out, it was a setup.

00:17:38.000 So I feel responsibility for falling for a setup.

00:17:42.000 Well, I don't.

00:17:45.000 I think that this salon owes me an apology for setting up.

00:17:53.000 Hey, Nancy, guess what we got in here?

00:17:56.000 Blowouts. 0.66

00:17:58.000 He's like a pie in the window sale.

00:18:02.000 Can you imagine criminals using this excuse for like a drug sting?

00:18:05.000 To be fair, at first I thought it was absurd, but we actually do have, this is also why we were running late today, we do have the exclusive security camera footage.

00:18:13.000 We want to be fair, credit where it's due.

00:18:15.000 We do have new security footage that shows, indeed it was a setup, and this is how it played out.

00:18:21.000 Phone rings Peaceful on SF?

00:18:28.000 Yes, Madam Speaker.

00:18:31.000 Yes, we can squeeze you in tomorrow morning.

00:18:34.000 Thanks They lured her in you know, you don't have to respect the 0.99

00:18:44.000 lady but respect the office Look at how professional she was on the phone how willing 0.71

00:18:53.000 she was to write down the name in the book I know.

00:18:56.000 She literally set it up. 0.97

00:18:58.000 Fassad, gotcha.

00:19:00.000 She saw Pelosi coming a mile away.

00:19:03.000 You don't realize, they teach you how to cut hair, they also teach you how to be cunning.

00:19:08.000 It's a cutthroat business.

00:19:08.000 Yes.

00:19:10.000 I saw Sweeney Todd. 0.93

00:19:12.000 She's like, yes, I was a hypocrite, but it's their fault for pointing it out. 0.99

00:19:16.000 Yes, I was a hypocrite. 0.99

00:19:17.000 I mean, did you call and ask to get a blowout? 0.96

00:19:21.000 Did you in fact either request, which seems to be most likely, or respond in affirmative that you would like them to perform a blowout which was illegal for all other citizens of your municipality?

00:19:37.000 But they were the ones.

00:19:39.000 They owe me an apology.

00:19:40.000 They owe me an apology.

00:19:41.000 I cannot believe that.

00:19:43.000 Sir, did you sell this man drugs?

00:19:46.000 That's his crack!

00:19:49.000 I know, but where did he get that?

00:19:51.000 That is his crack!

00:19:52.000 It is on his person!

00:19:55.000 Was this in fact your crack cocaine before it became his through a bill of sale?

00:20:02.000 I don't know that he said, she said.

00:20:04.000 That is his crack.

00:20:07.000 That sounds like conjecture.

00:20:08.000 Is that a receipt in your pocket?

00:20:11.000 I pay taxes!

00:20:12.000 Is this a setup?

00:20:14.000 Did I get caught in a setup? 1.00

00:20:16.000 You set my ass up! 1.00

00:20:18.000 What's my ass up, sir? 1.00

00:20:19.000 Is that your pound and a half of black tar heroin in your frunk in your Tesla? 1.00

00:20:24.000 That is not me.

00:20:25.000 That is an inanimate object.

00:20:27.000 I mean, technically, that ain't even my car.

00:20:29.000 That's a vehicle.

00:20:29.000 I mean, that was in there before I stole it.

00:20:31.000 Sir, I ran the plates.

00:20:32.000 Those are yours.

00:20:32.000 I didn't.

00:20:33.000 The DMV made that shit. 1.00

00:20:34.000 I don't know nothing about that. 1.00

00:20:36.000 I'm here filling bottles.

00:20:37.000 The DMV made it.

00:20:37.000 Focus on the tar part, not the heroin part, right?

00:20:40.000 Exactly.

00:20:40.000 Sir, it's a novelty plate.

00:20:41.000 It says SL Drugs.

00:20:43.000 Are you, uh... I am not aware.

00:20:46.000 I didn't go to Spencer's and none of that shit. 1.00

00:20:49.000 novelty play. Oh my gosh. By the way. What world do you live in where that is your response? 1.00

00:20:53.000 Yes I did it but it was a sting and so I guess I'm guilty of falling for a sting. Well in the

00:20:58.000 best part. You're watching Scooby-Doo. She admitted that she had no idea what the laws were. Yeah.

00:21:02.000 Right. The person who has been the most just high and mighty about the rules and killing grandma and

00:21:12.000 I can't believe Trump went out into the rose garden without a mask.

00:21:15.000 Oh my gosh, those people are 5.5 feet apart listening to the RNC, like da-da-da-da-da-da.

00:21:21.000 And here we go, oh, the rules don't apply!

00:21:24.000 By the way, do you have any idea what a high-velocity blow-dryer does to droplets?

00:21:32.000 Have you ever seen those spiders that fly on their little web parachutes?

00:21:36.000 It's like that, only microscopic.

00:21:39.000 It spreads everywhere.

00:21:40.000 It couldn't be worse.

00:21:42.000 You're right in close proximity, creating a high-velocity turbine with droplets around your mouth.

00:21:51.000 Here's what I recommend.

00:21:53.000 If you live in an area where you can go to where her office is, And you haven't been able to get a haircut because your entire place is shut down, or you work in a salon and you happen to be cutting hair of your family at home, or wherever you're illegally allowed to do it that you're doing it, just take all that hair and dump it on the front of the lawn.

00:22:09.000 Hair clippings, and then take a poop there, because that's a lot.

00:22:11.000 That's legal.

00:22:12.000 You should all together make it into a little poop wall. 0.75

00:22:16.000 Hair, syringe, birthday cake.

00:22:18.000 The only problem is, is there already poop there.

00:22:21.000 There's so much poop there.

00:22:22.000 Well just find the existing poop and put hair on it.

00:22:24.000 Yeah.

00:22:25.000 Well that's a good point.

00:22:25.000 That's a good idea.

00:22:26.000 The point is San Francisco is a shithole and Nancy Pelosi deserves to be locked up. 1.00

00:22:33.000 So, people forget the real- oh shoot, this thing is unbuttoned this whole time? 0.98

00:22:37.000 Not until after we go behind the paywall.

00:22:40.000 The salon, of course, has been receiving threats, and now they're being forced to shut down and relocate.

00:22:44.000 So there's a GoFundMe for the salon.

00:22:46.000 And I don't know the political affiliation of the salon, but again, these are the real-world consequences.

00:22:51.000 It's a funny story, you know, because she's a horrible- it's funny, if I say the B-word, I'll get banned on YouTube for referring to a woman. 1.00

00:22:58.000 But I can go, you a bitch, and a bitch, and a bitch, and a bitch. 1.00

00:22:59.000 Nancy Pelosi? 1.00

00:23:02.000 Yeah, it was reported that they are part of the party of non-hypocrites and pro-business owners.

00:23:09.000 Oh, okay.

00:23:10.000 But I mean, they just, you know, Pelosi though. 0.93

00:23:13.000 Somewhere some homos aren't getting the wedding cake. 1.00

00:23:16.000 What I do think is...

00:23:18.000 People forget the actual real-life consequences.

00:23:19.000 Again, it's not just about your lives, and of course many Americans have to protect their lives right now, but it's just as valid to protect your livelihoods when people are burning down your businesses.

00:23:28.000 Now, I'm not, of course, saying protect your salon because it's being shut down by the government with force, but what I am saying is it's just as consequential. 0.97

00:23:36.000 We laugh because Nancy Pelosi's a hypocrite, but guess what? 0.74

00:23:40.000 There are countless, I mean not countless, there probably could count them, but it's quite a few salons and businesses in San Francisco that have had to shut down because Nancy Pelosi wants to play orange man bad with Donald Trump. 0.99

00:23:51.000 These people lose their ability to make a living and their employees.

00:23:55.000 And we often forget that you do need to look at the pros and the cons of a shutdown.

00:24:00.000 People say, well, you don't care?

00:24:02.000 No, no, we do care, but it does matter.

00:24:03.000 There are things, by the way, more important than a .3% mortality rate, which if we said three months ago would get us banned on Facebook and YouTube, even for a doctor.

00:24:13.000 There are things more important than life.

00:24:15.000 Life, liberty, pursuit of happiness.

00:24:16.000 Because if you're living life completely unfree, that does matter.

00:24:21.000 That does matter.

00:24:21.000 You do need to be able to earn a living, and we forget about these people.

00:24:25.000 Anyway, let's move on to the next story here.

00:24:28.000 What is this?

00:24:30.000 In North Carolina to tell people to vote twice to test mail-in systems.

00:24:35.000 That's not what happened.

00:24:37.000 Donald Trump was making a point.

00:24:39.000 It wasn't necessarily artful.

00:24:41.000 But this is coming from a guy who's having a drunk age in Parallel Park, live on air.

00:24:48.000 Is CNN now afraid of voter fraud?

00:24:50.000 Oh, they possibly could be.

00:24:53.000 They are terrified of voter fraud.

00:24:54.000 They've been running this all morning and everybody's saying that that's a felony, that the president just encouraged people to go out and commit a crime.

00:25:00.000 No, he was making a point, like if you cast your ballot by vote, I'm sorry, your vote by mail, you have no idea if it got counted, if it got there at all, if it got they got counted and so what he's saying is like,

00:25:10.000 hey, if you trust that system, the only way is to go down there and try to vote

00:25:13.000 and to see if it's already been counted.

00:25:14.000 Now Bill, you made a good point, not all votes are counted before the election,

00:25:17.000 but that's the way that it's supposed to work.

00:25:18.000 If you've been sent an absentee ballot on the other hand, all you have to do is try to vote and they'll say,

00:25:23.000 sir, you've been sent an absentee ballot, you can't vote.

00:25:27.000 I can invalidate that ballot right now and you can vote, or you can miss the ballot.

00:25:30.000 And in nearly every state, and that's what we'll get to, an absentee ballot,

00:25:32.000 there is a difference between what is currently being proposed as mass mail-in voting

00:25:36.000 and absentee ballots, which are totally valid and I have no problem with.

00:25:40.000 I think people should use absentee ballots if they're going to be traveling.

00:25:43.000 Many states don't require a reason, you do have to request it in the vast majority of states

00:25:47.000 and there's a verification process, which is not the case with the currently proposed

00:25:51.000 mass mail-in voting system.

00:25:54.000 Now I do just love this guy.

00:25:56.000 Bill Barr is great and he was interviewed last night by Beans Blitzer, for those who don't.

00:26:01.000 He does, he looks like it!

00:26:02.000 He does, he does.

00:26:04.000 And not current Beans that makes you sad, but just child Beans from Evan Stevens and me growing up.

00:26:10.000 Baby Beans.

00:26:11.000 Still makes me sad though.

00:26:12.000 It does make me sad as well.

00:26:15.000 Anyway, for those of you who don't believe me, this is one, I believe that it's so definitive in who is in control of this interview with Beans Blitzer and Bill Barr that I don't want to taint the jury pool.

00:26:27.000 You tell me.

00:26:28.000 As far as widespread fraud, we haven't seen that since... Well, we haven't had the kind of widespread use of mail-in ballots as being proposed.

00:26:36.000 We've had absentee ballots from people who request them from a specific address.

00:26:41.000 Now what we're talking about is mailing them to everyone on the voter list when everyone knows those voter lists are inaccurate.

00:26:48.000 People who should get them don't get them, which has been one of the major complaints in states that have tried this in municipal elections.

00:26:57.000 People who get them are not the right people.

00:27:00.000 They're people who have replaced the previous occupant and they can make them out.

00:27:04.000 And sometimes multiple ballots come to the same address with several generations of occupants.

00:27:09.000 You think that's a way to run a vote?

00:27:11.000 Mmm-hmmm.

00:27:13.000 Mmm-hmmm.

00:27:15.000 I love Bill Barr.

00:27:17.000 That man bent over Wolf Blitzer.

00:27:19.000 Over, Wolf Blitzer.

00:27:21.000 He threw him a question again that he knew the answer to.

00:27:23.000 Do you think that's a way to run an election?

00:27:25.000 The only correct answer is no.

00:27:29.000 Well I'm just saying we haven't really seen that.

00:27:31.000 Well first off actually we have.

00:27:32.000 New Jersey, Michigan, we've done whole segments on the kind of voter fraud that you've seen.

00:27:35.000 There are some states that do mail-in voting where they automatically send out these ballots.

00:27:40.000 And the response was we don't have the kind of data of mass widespread mail-in voting.

00:27:47.000 Now the data that we do have is inconclusive at best and shows that it is just fraught with voter fraud in the most likely scenario.

00:27:56.000 So now you basically, you know, it's like doing a sample in a petri dish

00:27:59.000 and even though it doesn't work, you're like, oh my god, this could just kill everybody, you pull a Wuhan and you 0.75

00:28:05.000 let it out.

00:28:06.000 Exactly. Well, what's the threshold where it should count?

00:28:09.000 Because I did a quick Google search this morning because everybody was jumping on him like, if there wasn't a state

00:28:13.000 in Texas or a situation in Texas where this happened.

00:28:15.000 Well, does 700 votes matter?

00:28:17.000 Because that happened this year.

00:28:19.000 There was a guy who's been indicted for 700 absentee ballots that he was trying to forge for people.

00:28:24.000 He stole them from elderly people. 0.92

00:28:25.000 How about this?

00:28:25.000 How about 95,000 people on the voter rolls in the state of Texas that aren't U.S.

00:28:30.000 citizens?

00:28:32.000 95,000 people!

00:28:33.000 Is that the line?

00:28:33.000 Does 95,000 count?

00:28:35.000 Because I need to know where the line is, guys, when you say there is no problem with mail-in voting.

00:28:39.000 None whatsoever.

00:28:40.000 We've got a little Bar Junior here.

00:28:42.000 It's a little angry.

00:28:43.000 I like it.

00:28:44.000 it's in glasses and everything. It moves. Jumpy. But Trump in talking about it has made

00:28:51.000 CNN now anti-voter fraud.

00:28:54.000 So either way, he's actually pretty smart.

00:28:56.000 They're not anti-voter fraud.

00:28:57.000 They're anti-Donald Trump addressing voter fraud.

00:29:01.000 And let's clarify the differences here.

00:29:03.000 Absentee ballots generally have to be requested.

00:29:06.000 And this is something, too.

00:29:06.000 They're different by state to state.

00:29:08.000 Some states do have mail-in voting.

00:29:09.000 I think it's nine states.

00:29:10.000 Some states, with absentee ballots, require an excuse, meaning a reason.

00:29:13.000 It started with military service.

00:29:15.000 Most states don't require an excuse.

00:29:17.000 Some states are experimenting with sending out absentee ballots through a verification process, but sending it out automatically.

00:29:23.000 The general rule, though, is the difference between absentee ballot voting, and even factcheck.org was saying this is not really... No, you have to request it.

00:29:31.000 You have to send in a request, meaning you have to send that request with a return address that has to be verified.

00:29:37.000 Many states require identification, or they verify a signature.

00:29:41.000 It's a multi-step process as opposed to, and you get a ballot, and you get a ballot, and you get a ballot, And by the way, you should hit the notification bell, because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot on YouTube, and notifications let you know that we're doing the show every day at 10 a.m.

00:29:55.000 Good Morning Mug Club, and then specials whenever there's an election, town hall, debate, and of course Mug Club.

00:30:00.000 Every other day of the week you get twice the show.

00:30:03.000 Something else, too.

00:30:04.000 Mailing voting, where ballots are mailed to every voter, it's been nine states.

00:30:08.000 That's it.

00:30:09.000 There have only been nine states.

00:30:10.000 And we have had some problems with a lot of these states.

00:30:12.000 But here's the ultimate point.

00:30:13.000 Some states, like we said, some states have an excuse.

00:30:16.000 You're required to have a reason.

00:30:17.000 Some states don't.

00:30:17.000 Some states require a request.

00:30:19.000 That's most states.

00:30:20.000 Some states don't.

00:30:20.000 There isn't a standardized process.

00:30:23.000 And even with a mostly standardized process, with absentee voting, different from mail-in voting, we have problems.

00:30:31.000 So the process that already requires several verifications, it's like when you create an account, whether it's Google or Twitter, you give them your phone number.

00:30:39.000 Don't you think that that makes a little bit of a difference compared to just creating it with a random email where it's never confirmed?

00:30:44.000 You could just keep creating emails!

00:30:45.000 I still have a hotmail address!

00:30:48.000 So that's very different!

00:30:50.000 And then there are states like California that allow ballot harvesting, right?

00:30:53.000 So you've mailed out these millions of ballots to people and somebody comes around and says, hey, I'll take your ballot for you and I'll go turn it in.

00:30:59.000 It's coronavirus, you're old, you shouldn't go outside, right?

00:31:01.000 They look at it.

00:31:02.000 Potentially they could look at your ballot and go, huh, Republican.

00:31:06.000 I don't like that.

00:31:07.000 Gone.

00:31:07.000 Toss.

00:31:08.000 You have no way of knowing if that's happening or not.

00:31:10.000 And I don't think that every one of these people out there ballot harvesting is doing it with the best of intentions at heart, right?

00:31:16.000 I really don't think that they are beyond doing something.

00:31:18.000 Not only that, I don't think that they're doing it with bad intentions.

00:31:20.000 They could be incompetent.

00:31:21.000 Exactly.

00:31:22.000 They could just lose them like the USPS does.

00:31:23.000 Or just take the possibility out of the equation and not do that at all.

00:31:26.000 Yeah!

00:31:27.000 That's a good point! 1.00

00:31:28.000 Damn you! 1.00

00:31:29.000 So one of the points that Bill Barr was making is, think about what happens when you do things at scale. 1.00

00:31:33.000 How big his dick is? 1.00

00:31:34.000 It was implied! 1.00

00:31:35.000 I thought there was more read between the lines.

00:31:39.000 But you know, like for example, YouTube.

00:31:41.000 The way YouTube kind of blames the issue is that they cannot review material at the large scale because now they have to employ robots and the robots just happen and not like conservative voices.

00:31:52.000 And they also employ random people, by the way, who mass flag conservative videos.

00:31:55.000 They've had to acknowledge that.

00:31:56.000 Right, and they just can't control those people because those people didn't get instruction or whatever.

00:32:00.000 But what the issue here is, he's pointing out, is that sure, maybe some states who have done this for a while, they're used to doing it, they still have some problems, right?

00:32:09.000 So imagine if states who have been doing this for years have some problems, what will happen to states that happen to switch it in Corona?

00:32:18.000 People can barely do anything in life right now from a business standpoint.

00:32:22.000 Government is already having a lot of problems, but now you're going to implement a brand new system into these states, and then what is going to be the likely outcome?

00:32:29.000 Besides even just having a problem and a question about harvesting or other things like that, you then have the problem of when are these votes even going to be counted?

00:32:36.000 Where are the staff to be able to count these?

00:32:38.000 Where is the ability to have these types of checks?

00:32:41.000 That's why we have in-person voting in the first place.

00:32:43.000 Well, what's funny is they constantly blame, right, Donald Trump.

00:32:45.000 They're saying he wants to erode trust in American institutions like the FBI, the DOJ.

00:32:50.000 Yesterday, the number one trend was it was Democrats trying to get rid of the Electoral College.

00:32:55.000 And right now they want to push mass mail-in voting that many Americans, I think a plurality

00:33:01.000 of Americans, believe will be more likely to result in fraud than in-person voting.

00:33:06.000 So who is it who wants to erode the trust in American institutions?

00:33:10.000 You don't want the First Amendment.

00:33:11.000 You don't want the Second Amendment.

00:33:12.000 You don't want us to be able to vote in person, or to be required to vote in person, despite the fact that Geppetto himself Said, it's just as safe as going to the grocery store, and this really comes down to also intent.

00:33:24.000 Do you really believe that Nancy Pelosi, the main one who's championing this idea of mail-in voting, do you really believe that she's afraid to go out and vote in person when she's getting a blowout?

00:33:34.000 No, I don't think so.

00:33:35.000 And by the way- She's having, effectively, a jet turbine blow her spittle! 1.00

00:33:42.000 And she's like, I would go vote where we can be six feet apart in a line? 0.99

00:33:46.000 No.

00:33:47.000 What am I, insane?

00:33:48.000 I have to take a Joe's run with my used bag.

00:33:51.000 Yeah, I have one more stat for you.

00:33:52.000 If the numbers that I gave you a minute ago weren't good enough, how about millions?

00:33:56.000 In 2016, millions of votes were either not counted because they were filled out incorrectly, lost in the mail on the way out, or lost in the mail on the way back or received after the deadline.

00:34:06.000 Millions.

00:34:07.000 Do you know what else is another fail-safe against that?

00:34:09.000 The Electoral College.

00:34:10.000 If it's not just determined by the popular vote, which can be in the margin of a couple hundred thousand votes and a population of 300 plus million people, you have states that have to be held accountable for their process, for their representatives.

00:34:22.000 There's also a reason for the Electoral College that New York and California shouldn't determine how the rest of us live, because guess what?

00:34:27.000 In this day of viruses and blowouts, they're the worst!

00:34:29.000 They're the worst!

00:34:30.000 Everyone's leaving New York and California.

00:34:33.000 Just Joe Rogan leaving California is putting a tax dent!

00:34:39.000 They were counting that money when that Spotify deal came.

00:34:43.000 Oh, okay.

00:34:44.000 30-something million dollars in taxes, right, that are not going to California.

00:34:47.000 Now just, you know what, add it up.

00:34:49.000 Do you think there's at least 200 Joe Rogans, let's say, in the whole state of California who have left?

00:34:54.000 200 people who are in that multi-million dollar range.

00:34:56.000 Add up the billions that are being lost!

00:34:58.000 More vacancies than ever in the history of modern New York City!

00:35:03.000 Wow.

00:35:04.000 right now because people are leaving. Those two places should not determine

00:35:08.000 how the rest of the country live and of course if you simply do it by a popular

00:35:11.000 vote there are fewer systems of checks and balances and so it is more likely to

00:35:16.000 be fertile territory for fraud. Also Bill Barr, call me.

00:35:20.000 So, you know what I would say is one of my biggest concerns is the the problem

00:35:26.000 I think there's two real big problems.

00:35:28.000 You mean parallel parking in five minutes?

00:35:30.000 No, are you kidding me?

00:35:30.000 Yes!

00:35:32.000 He's stalling, can't you see?

00:35:33.000 Hey, Gibbon, you ready to lose?

00:35:36.000 It's two things.

00:35:37.000 One.

00:35:38.000 He's floating already.

00:35:39.000 How much time is it going to take for us to get these results?

00:35:42.000 January 2021.

00:35:43.000 And what is going to happen in the meantime while all those votes are just sitting around

00:35:48.000 waiting to be counted because they had so much more mail-in voting or absentee voting

00:35:53.000 than they ever had before?

00:35:54.000 We're already going to have a lot of absentee voting.

00:35:57.000 But when you look at those other states, who's going to be mostly affected?

00:36:00.000 Local elections are going to have some of the biggest impact because they don't have

00:36:04.000 the electoral college at all to affect your local, your county, or your state elections.

00:36:08.000 And those are often separated by dozens of...

00:36:09.000 of votes. Exactly. So now you've got dozens of votes that maybe came in early, you've got thousands

00:36:14.000 of votes that came in late, and then what are the elections going to look like? What are people going

00:36:17.000 to be able to do? How's the planning even going to happen?

00:36:19.000 So remember the huge deal the Democrats made about Florida? About machines that were tough to

00:36:24.000 operate? What do you think is going to happen when you send out ballots to addresses that likely don't

00:36:29.000 even exist to people who don't know how to use an iPhone?

00:36:32.000 Do you think they're going to hit that punch card perfectly?

00:36:35.000 Do you think they're going to use a number two Scantron-friendly pencil?

00:36:40.000 And only one side is putting forward this process that's fraught with fraud and has all these problems with it because it's easier for them to win.

00:36:47.000 Donald Trump wants to erode trust in American institutions by using the same method of voting as we have used since the beginning of the founding of our country.

00:36:56.000 This crazy radical!

00:36:58.000 He also thinks you shouldn't shoot cops. 0.95

00:37:03.000 All right, speaking of absolutely outlandish, and I want to hear from anyone out there who has actually voted absentee.

00:37:07.000 I had to do that in Canada once with Stephen Harper.

00:37:09.000 That was my first ever vote.

00:37:11.000 Anyone who has voted absentee, comment below and let us know what that experience was like, because it's different from state to state.

00:37:15.000 Did you have to send a request?

00:37:16.000 Was it sent to you?

00:37:17.000 Did you need an ID?

00:37:19.000 Or did they just require a signature verification?

00:37:23.000 So I want to hear your experiences if you voted absentee.

00:37:23.000 It depends.

00:37:26.000 And if you've done the mass mail-in vote, I think you should be deported. 0.99

00:37:31.000 Speaking of absurd stories, we're going to get to hear a story in California where it's going to be legal to engage in anal sex with a minor and not having to register with a sex offender watch list. 0.99

00:37:44.000 But you know what? 0.74

00:37:44.000 But no one is safe right now in this era of Me Too, as seen by our latest installment 0.74

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00:38:03.000 Oh, didn't you hear?

00:38:04.000 We can't be rapin' no more.

00:38:06.000 Arr, no.

00:38:07.000 Sad to say it's true, Arr.

00:38:09.000 Old Johnny Two-Eyes got me too'd.

00:38:11.000 It's only pillagin' for us now.

00:38:13.000 Oh.

00:38:14.000 What?

00:38:14.000 That's gotta be hard.

00:38:17.000 I'm not sure there's enough in this business for me now.

00:38:19.000 Come on, you're a great pillager.

00:38:22.000 Your plunderin' ain't bad neither.

00:38:22.000 I know, I know.

00:38:24.000 No, I know I'm an above-average pillager, and at least a passable plunderer, but...

00:38:30.000 I mainly got into this for that rapin'.

00:38:34.000 That was the main selling point.

00:38:34.000 Oh.

00:38:36.000 The real closer for me.

00:38:39.000 Hey, I've got an idea.

00:38:41.000 Thank you for coming in, Miss Paltrow.

00:38:43.000 Have a seat.

00:38:44.000 I'm Harvey.

00:38:56.000 I don't know.

00:38:57.000 I don't know.

00:38:57.000 What was that?

00:38:58.000 Let's not use any sexual innuendos going into this next round.

00:39:01.000 That wasn't intentional.

00:39:02.000 So we've talked about this next guy who's sponsoring this bill.

00:39:06.000 He's a representative, of course, where else?

00:39:08.000 In the awful northern area of California.

00:39:13.000 In case you want to know who he is, here are some pictures.

00:39:16.000 I think we have them right here.

00:39:17.000 Do you have them there?

00:39:18.000 There you go.

00:39:19.000 You know what?

00:39:21.000 Respect the office.

00:39:22.000 He's the tall one.

00:39:23.000 The tall one.

00:39:24.000 Yes. 0.51

00:39:25.000 He's the tall one dressed like a black-tied diddy car. 0.77

00:39:32.000 Just doing cartwheels on a pecker. 0.72

00:39:35.000 It's gotta be difficult.

00:39:36.000 Keep in mind, this is the same guy who we had Chad with AIDS on.

00:39:40.000 This is the same guy who made it legal to knowingly transmit AIDS to sexual partners and not have to disclose it.

00:39:47.000 Oh my gosh.

00:39:49.000 He was championing that cause.

00:39:50.000 That's the hill you want to die in.

00:39:52.000 In my America, no one will be foreboding from knowingly transmitting AIDS.

00:40:00.000 Listen, this is modern enslavement.

00:40:06.000 Would I have to go around with my aides telling, I have to tell everything I stick it that I have AIDS? 0.97

00:40:11.000 Haven't the gays been through enough? 1.00

00:40:12.000 Haven't we been through enough? 0.99

00:40:15.000 They're oppressed.

00:40:16.000 I need not be punished for my friction, mainly AIDS, but the friction! 0.96

00:40:21.000 The two are inextricable!

00:40:23.000 So this is the guy.

00:40:24.000 Now his latest bill that was passed yesterday is where it makes it so that adults who have sex with same-sex minors don't have to go on the sex offender registry if a judge declares it not necessary.

00:40:36.000 So keep that in mind.

00:40:38.000 In other words, if it's within a 10-year gap in California, And it's that range between 14 and 17, so if someone is 24 years old, they have sex with and groom a 14 year old.

00:40:47.000 Now, if it's sodomy, so oral or anal sex, they don't necessarily have to go on a sex offender watch list if the judge, also in Northern California, determines, who knows, that you don't have to.

00:41:00.000 I don't know why this is something that people are deciding to push. 0.98

00:41:03.000 And keep in mind, this is also, you can go read Scott Wiener's profiles, it's being marketed to gay people! 0.91

00:41:08.000 Right, as an advance.

00:41:10.000 Remember when people told you it was a slippery slope?

00:41:12.000 If you're like, I don't know, could it lead to pedophilia?

00:41:15.000 What are you saying? 0.98

00:41:16.000 That gay people are pedophiles? 0.99

00:41:17.000 Which I have never said I'm not saying. 0.99

00:41:19.000 But this bill kind of insinuates it.

00:41:23.000 Yeah, the San Francisco Chronicle covered it.

00:41:25.000 We just showed the overlay.

00:41:26.000 They said it's helping out LGBTQ people.

00:41:29.000 Yeah, there's an epidemic of LGBTQ not being able to statutorily rape minors without having to go through the horror of introducing themselves to their neighbors. 1.00

00:41:41.000 Fuck you, Scott Wiener! 1.00

00:41:44.000 I hope you understand where I've lined up. 1.00

00:41:46.000 This man is a monster. 0.91

00:41:48.000 And you did want to clarify something here. 0.96

00:41:49.000 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

00:41:50.000 So I mean, you know, if you are committing, if you commit statutory rape, it could just be that the parents of the 17 year old that you slept with in year 19 are pissed off that you did that, right?

00:41:58.000 If you have vaginal sex, you don't automatically go on a sex offender registry.

00:42:02.000 It goes to the judge.

00:42:03.000 The judge gets to determine if you do.

00:42:06.000 The Supreme Court of California upheld that that ruling in 2015. So five years ago, really probably

00:42:10.000 four years ago, I think it was in the fall, they upheld that ruling and said, yeah, because if we

00:42:14.000 put a father on that registry, he's going to have a tough time going out and getting a job

00:42:18.000 supporting the kids. So we want to do that. And to be clear, that's for like 18 and 17 year

00:42:22.000 olds or 19 and 17 year olds.

00:42:24.000 Right. Yeah. But the Jack and Jill laws in other states don't apply necessarily.

00:42:27.000 But we're now talking about a 10 year gap as young as 14.

00:42:30.000 Right.

00:42:30.000 A little bit different.

00:42:31.000 You can go 14 to 24, but Reg actually made a great point.

00:42:33.000 He's like, this is just open season for breeding, or not breeding, but for grooming, right?

00:42:37.000 Do you know how breeding works?

00:42:39.000 Grooming!

00:42:41.000 That's a great point, because you can't make the argument that there's a bunch of 19-year-olds out there trying to groom 15-year-old girls.

00:42:48.000 It's not necessarily the same thing, but there are tons of older men who are trying to groom young boys.

00:42:55.000 Listen, the Kevin Spacey thing, that was an open secret, okay?

00:42:57.000 Right. 0.66

00:42:58.000 Now we're talking about a difference between a pedophile and a pederast. 0.50

00:43:00.000 This is very common.

00:43:01.000 Older men in the gay community, Milo Yiannopoulos talked about this, with teenagers.

00:43:05.000 It's not the same thing as like a 50-year-old, an uncle with like a 6-year-old kid, but it's very common for 14, 15-year-olds to have relationships with people who are 24, 25, or in their 30s.

00:43:14.000 And you know that once this law goes into place, it'll destigmatize it.

00:43:16.000 And of course, it's just going to be a lot easier for these folks.

00:43:19.000 It's interesting that they delineated now to make sure they went out of their way 0.98

00:43:21.000 to include oral and anal sex and then market it, basically promote it toward the 0.99

00:43:26.000 gay community. And then that's how it was passed. It is something that, um, 0.99

00:43:30.000 listen, I understand it. Let's say a 14 or 15 year old boy, obviously they already are sexually mature,

00:43:35.000 but to act as though these kids are capable of making longterm sexual

00:43:40.000 decisions and that they are not being abused.

00:43:42.000 If you think it's an abuse of power for Harvey Weinstein to put someone on the casting couch, what do you think about a 14-year-old kid and a 24-year-old college grad?

00:43:50.000 We shouldn't be encouraging that, allowing that kind of sick, twisted grooming.

00:43:54.000 Can I use the term degeneracy here? 0.98

00:43:56.000 It's not a gay thing. 0.99

00:43:58.000 It's a rape of a 14-year-old when you're a grown-ass man thing. 1.00

00:44:01.000 I would say the same thing about a man having sex with a 14-year-old girl. 0.99

00:44:05.000 It's the same thing to me. 0.99

00:44:05.000 It's disgusting either way. 0.99

00:44:07.000 Right.

00:44:07.000 But the thing is, unilaterally, if you were to try and promote a bill right now to the overall heterosexual community, if Donald Trump were to get up there and say, and listen, part of my platform for the next four years, not a single, not one, some people say one, frankly, not one more 25-year-old will be punished for diddling with his digits a 12-year-old, that won't happen in my America.

00:44:32.000 You're like, what is he saying?

00:44:34.000 You don't think that would be in a CNN chyron?

00:44:36.000 And I had to double-check because I thought it was his porn name.

00:44:39.000 Scott Weiner is four.

00:44:40.000 Scott Weiner, exactly. 0.66

00:44:41.000 And I had to double check because I thought it was his porn name.

00:44:44.000 Scott Weiner.

00:44:45.000 Stage name.

00:44:46.000 Stage name.

00:44:47.000 Only in California.

00:44:48.000 Only in California.

00:44:49.000 Well, you know, sometimes in confessional booths.

00:44:52.000 And it's important to note here too, this is a guy who not only made it legal to knowingly

00:44:58.000 have AIDS or HIV and have sex with a partner and not disclose it, again, that means there 0.78

00:45:02.000 was a law that, hey, hey, hey, listen.

00:45:04.000 Gotta do it.

00:45:04.000 We don't want to discriminate, but listen, if you got the HIVs, if you got AIDS, you just gotta tell someone before you put it...

00:45:13.000 You just have to tell them so they know what you're about, namely AIDS.

00:45:18.000 And this guy said, never!

00:45:20.000 Not in my America!

00:45:22.000 Resist I must!

00:45:23.000 I will pass on my AIDS at will, good sir!

00:45:27.000 I do not yield my time, I shall yield my AIDS to all! 0.98

00:45:32.000 So, you know, one of the big differences between misdemeanors and felonies is there's a whole different level of consequence when you have felonies, right?

00:45:38.000 Felonies are reserved for things where you're, like, doing deliberately harmful action, right?

00:45:43.000 You know, whether it's assault or murder or whatever it may be, and the misdemeanors are the more minor ones, right?

00:45:48.000 But now in this situation, what he has argued is that if you deliberately infect someone with AIDS, you know that you were infecting them with AIDS.

00:45:57.000 It's not that serious.

00:45:59.000 The viral load can be undetectable.

00:46:01.000 Someone get in a DeLorean and tell Tom Hanks in Philadelphia.

00:46:04.000 I know that I'm blurring the worlds of fiction and nonfiction, but the point is, this is a really messed up situation.

00:46:11.000 I wonder how he would feel because he's in San Francisco, right?

00:46:13.000 I wonder how he'd feel about somebody knowingly being a COVID super spreader, not disclosing to people before he or she kisses somebody else that they have COVID.

00:46:22.000 You just described his foreword for Bernie Sanders' latest romance novel.

00:46:29.000 By the way, in case you guys don't remember, Bernie Sanders wrote erotica back in the day.

00:46:33.000 You don't remember this?

00:46:35.000 Bernie Sanders!

00:46:36.000 Bring it up, Tocanow. 1.00

00:46:38.000 We weren't even playing this.

00:46:39.000 Did he really?

00:46:39.000 Yes.

00:46:39.000 Type in Bernie Sanders erotica and it was about a woman when she's having sex with her husband is secretly fantasizing about having sex with three guys.

00:46:47.000 Wow. 0.95

00:46:48.000 I want to hear him narrate the audiobook.

00:46:50.000 Wait, are they all three him?

00:46:51.000 Like, Bernie from the 70s, Bernie from the 90s, Bernie from the 20s?

00:46:54.000 I don't know, but I assume they all get an equal share.

00:46:57.000 It's all sweaty, too.

00:46:59.000 That is crazy.

00:47:00.000 I did not know that.

00:47:02.000 One more for you, Bernie. 1.00

00:47:02.000 You're crazy. 1.00

00:47:03.000 You see, women want to be raped. 1.00

00:47:05.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:47:06.000 That's part of the nature.

00:47:07.000 That's what I learned in Russia.

00:47:09.000 And it's the one time he'd feel comfortable using the term trickle.

00:47:13.000 Sorry, this is reality, folks.

00:47:16.000 Now, here's the thing.

00:47:17.000 The Scott Wiener is also pushing another bill, Bill AB-2218, in which They would provide taxpayer-funded sterilization and sex change hormones for, and I call this child abuse, for children.

00:47:31.000 Here is the MLK, uh, gayer. 0.84

00:47:34.000 I was told over and over again, you must be a predator. 0.97

00:47:37.000 You must be faking it. 1.00

00:47:38.000 If you're a trans kid who wants to play sports, you're just trying to scam the system. 1.00

00:47:43.000 No one's scamming the system.

00:47:45.000 This is about people who are just living their lives.

00:47:48.000 Let's make sure they can access health care. 0.66

00:47:50.000 And yes, trans children are trans and they are also members of our community and they are our children and we should be embracing them for who they are and providing them with the health care that they need.

00:48:06.000 He wants to embrace them with a needle.

00:48:08.000 I love you, Timmy!

00:48:12.000 Testosterone blocker! 1.00

00:48:14.000 I hope you like your cancer.

00:48:16.000 He made it legal for people to embrace them.

00:48:18.000 Yes, that's what it was.

00:48:20.000 No, it's about giving forced sterilization and hormone blockers, sex change therapy, to children taxpayers subsidized.

00:48:28.000 Children who, by the way, cannot legally make decisions regarding their sexual choices.

00:48:33.000 They can't legally make decisions regarding the whole lot!

00:48:35.000 They can't drive cars! 0.70

00:48:36.000 But they aren't sexually developed, but we're going to allow them to undergo procedures that will affect their sex life forevermore, namely that a lot of them can never experience an orgasm.

00:48:44.000 By the way, I don't know if it's related or just random, but a 42% attempted suicide rate, I would think, not climaxing has something to do with it.

00:48:50.000 My life would be devoid of meeting.

00:48:52.000 Well, it's before they even understand what that means.

00:48:54.000 Yeah, these are children.

00:48:56.000 They don't actually understand the consequences of their decision.

00:48:58.000 There's still learning the difference between a mushroom weenie and a tree weenie.

00:49:00.000 They don't even know that!

00:49:01.000 They don't know the religious protocol of circumcision!

00:49:06.000 But we're going to let them, not only let them, force taxpayers to pay for it.

00:49:11.000 And keep in mind, this is something with YouTube that they said was hate speech.

00:49:15.000 Saying it's child abuse.

00:49:16.000 Now if you want to be trans as an adult, fine. 0.79

00:49:19.000 Do whatever you want. 0.99

00:49:19.000 Now don't consider it hate speech if I misgender you because you look like a man in clown makeup. 0.99

00:49:25.000 If you want to live your life, that's fine. 0.90

00:49:27.000 I don't have a problem with it.

00:49:28.000 You might throw me off if you have a Moo Moo and Letterman jacket. 1.00

00:49:30.000 I don't know which way you're going, but you do you.

00:49:33.000 It's very different with children, especially when you're allowing for taxpayer subsidization.

00:49:39.000 Why all of a sudden are we talking about, right now they're on CNN talking about how Donald Trump is against the data.

00:49:44.000 Just like the mail-in voting.

00:49:45.000 Well, listen, we don't have data on mail-in voting on a massive scale across the entire country, but we do have unique data points available to us that would suggest fraud occurs.

00:49:55.000 Now, we don't have massive data of an entire generation of kids who have been on puberty blockers as young as six years old, but we do have data that shows us that men with high levels of estrogen are manipulating the testosterone levels in women.

00:50:08.000 These kinds of endocrine disruptors Lead to cancer.

00:50:12.000 Now, we can't say we have massive data because we haven't done it yet.

00:50:16.000 We will.

00:50:16.000 But anyone who's ever used the term Roid Rage, reverse that.

00:50:19.000 It's no testosterone depression. 0.81

00:50:21.000 It's very, very well known and for some reason all of a sudden science doesn't matter because we want to get some dollar-dollar bills from Uncle Sam to cut off your pee-pee. 0.94

00:50:30.000 Well, and do you see how he couched it, too, as health care?

00:50:34.000 This is one of the problems with saying that health care is a human right, because then you can start stuffing things into it and say, oh, well, this is just health care.

00:50:41.000 Abortion is just health care. 1.00

00:50:42.000 By the way, after a glass of wine, I tend to have a little less stress, as do most Americans.

00:50:46.000 That's health care.

00:50:47.000 Can maybe you send me some wine on the taxpayer dime?

00:50:49.000 That'd be fantastic.

00:50:50.000 I'll sell it to you.

00:50:50.000 I own a business.

00:50:51.000 Yeah.

00:50:52.000 Gerald, did you just pitch your own business?

00:50:54.000 He did.

00:50:55.000 Brilliant, man.

00:50:56.000 That was awesome.

00:50:58.000 I know, and I have a couple glasses of wine.

00:50:59.000 Just my thoughts of my age just fly away.

00:51:01.000 I forget to tell people all the time.

00:51:06.000 So I'm on board with the bill to allow me to knowingly infect human beings with AIDS!

00:51:14.000 That's hard to put on a bumper sticker, though. 1.00

00:51:16.000 I don't hate you because you're gay! 0.98

00:51:18.000 I don't hate you because I'm not allowed to as a Christian! 0.99

00:51:22.000 But I hate your actions, okay? 0.96

00:51:24.000 Namely, creating a bill and pushing it that allows you to knowingly infect human beings with AIDS!

00:51:33.000 And we talk about the legitimate role of government.

00:51:35.000 Could you imagine expressing this to Jefferson or going back to Mason?

00:51:38.000 Like, ooh, that's an interesting concept.

00:51:41.000 Do you mean to clap?

00:51:42.000 No!

00:51:43.000 I'm in a disease that destroys your immune system and makes you look like this picture, Jared Leto from Dallas Buyers Club. 0.54

00:51:48.000 You know you have it, and you can stick it in another guy's bunghole without telling him. 0.99

00:51:51.000 Well, that's disgusting! 0.56

00:51:53.000 Yeah, we'll put the two laws together. 0.83

00:51:55.000 You can legally infect a child with AIDS.

00:51:57.000 14-year-old, there you go!

00:52:00.000 You can knowingly infect a 14-year-old with AIDS.

00:52:02.000 Thanks, Mr. Wiener.

00:52:03.000 They hadn't even got to that part in the sex ed curriculum yet!

00:52:07.000 I feel like at this point we just need to have a moratorium on any politicians named Wiener.

00:52:11.000 Yeah, so far it's not working out.

00:52:13.000 That is a good place to start.

00:52:14.000 We're going to get Reg the Bandit to look it up and find out if there are any redeeming qualities of politicians named Wiener, but I feel like they all not only do like one thing bad, but then they do multiple things bad, and they all involve sex in some way.

00:52:26.000 That's always degenerate in some way.

00:52:27.000 Also included at Tech On a Deathless, John Thomas and Fuddruckers.

00:52:30.000 All right, we are going to be back after the short break from our wonderful sponsor, Black 0.99

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00:53:55.000 Doesn't mean I'll respect you!

00:53:57.000 But right now, two people I do respect, and maybe a little less after this segment, it's time for the second

00:54:01.000 installment of Aysen Rosacheoff.

00:54:03.000 Oh man, and you know what? That's um...

00:54:14.000 When I threw that coffee bag, it wafted to me, so I can smell it.

00:54:18.000 It smells delicious.

00:54:19.000 Imagine putting a blow dryer on that. 0.53

00:54:24.000 That's nowhere near the velocity of a commercial level blow dryer.

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00:54:28.000 Some day I just want Nancy Pelosi to get on that elevator chair and the gremlin to just launch her out the rear floor window. 0.99

00:54:33.000 That would be fantastic.

00:54:34.000 Look, I think the biggest thing I don't understand about the Nancy Pelosi thing is I did not realize skeletons with skin stretched over their skeletons, over their bones, I don't understand.

00:54:45.000 Aren't we all skeletons with skin on the inside?

00:54:49.000 No, I'm pretty confident I have fat in there.

00:54:53.000 Half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond has not had a drop to drink, of course, but Tokunawa has. 0.98

00:54:59.000 And what, are we looking to see who they are?

00:55:00.000 Okay, quarterback Garrett is going over.

00:55:02.000 So half-Asian Bill, explain to them what it is that you will be doing. 1.00

00:55:05.000 Your first Asian rosé shot was they drank until someone turned pink and Tokunawa turned purple. 0.92

00:55:12.000 I think it's because he passed out and started to aspirate, so I couldn't do it.

00:55:16.000 Right, I know.

00:55:17.000 So he was more Asian, and right now he's already a little bit pink. 0.99

00:55:20.000 Apparently he thought we were drinking today.

00:55:22.000 Again, this is being done in the back parking lot.

00:55:25.000 We would not subject Americans to that safety hazard because they are still Asian. 1.00

00:55:30.000 Private property, not a road, no problems.

00:55:33.000 So you will both be going out back with our very own Thomas Finnegan.

00:55:37.000 We have protective gear and you'll be parallel parking and we will determine the winner.

00:55:42.000 We'll be measuring it.

00:55:43.000 Who do you expect to win?

00:55:45.000 Me.

00:55:46.000 Do you think you're going to win TokenOwner?

00:55:46.000 Okay.

00:55:49.000 Is win being more Asian or is win being properly parking the car? 0.76

00:55:52.000 You want to park well, but it's not so much being most Asian. 1.00

00:55:56.000 This is parallel parking, not becoming a doctor.

00:55:58.000 You're not going to win unless you do.

00:56:00.000 It's not about being the most Asian. 0.54

00:56:01.000 That's a byproduct.

00:56:04.000 The most Asian is the one who, you still should win the challenges, but obviously the one who parallel parks the most poorly is clearly the most Asian. 1.00

00:56:10.000 But who do you think?

00:56:12.000 Because science.

00:56:13.000 Who do you think you're going to win?

00:56:14.000 I'm gonna go with Bill.

00:56:15.000 I've been drinking all morning.

00:56:19.000 To be fair, it was a strawberry lemonade truly.

00:56:25.000 It's a polymorphism of the genetic enzymes!

00:56:28.000 That's true.

00:56:29.000 Look at him speaking out of turn, he doesn't understand the pharmacodynamics!

00:56:32.000 The last time we did this I was hungover all afternoon.

00:56:36.000 I brought breakfast for him because I knew he was telling me about it roughly yesterday and I was like, I think he misunderstands.

00:56:45.000 He was telling you about it, so apparently Asians also can't keep a secret. 0.98

00:56:50.000 That's how your wall was breached three times.

00:56:53.000 Someone was let through the front door.

00:56:55.000 I told him about the drinking. Can you keep a secret? I don't know, can you? He told me something different though.

00:56:58.000 I told him about the drinking, not about the... Yeah. Oh, okay.

00:57:01.000 About the parallel parking. Who do you guys think is going to win? Oh gosh. I'm going with Bill.

00:57:04.000 I'm going with Bill too.

00:57:06.000 That truly is going to get to him.

00:57:08.000 I'll vote underdog with Gibbon.

00:57:09.000 I vote Tocanawan. 0.99

00:57:10.000 I'll tell you why.

00:57:11.000 Because Tocanawan spent a lot of time in Seattle and then Los Angeles.

00:57:15.000 Bill is a country boy who then kind of lives in a suburban area.

00:57:19.000 He has better skills at parking.

00:57:21.000 You had inside information, it's unfair.

00:57:23.000 You work with him every day!

00:57:24.000 I know.

00:57:25.000 I don't have an inside lane here!

00:57:26.000 That's true.

00:57:27.000 Just say hi every now and then! 0.99

00:57:28.000 Racist! 0.98

00:57:29.000 I don't ask any questions. 1.00

00:57:30.000 Racist! 0.99

00:57:30.000 I'm gonna win my five bucks. 0.99

00:57:31.000 Alright, so- I definitely have- I parked my car in LA, like in South Central, like in between two cars where there was no- like you couldn't even put a penny in between.

00:57:38.000 And they were on fire.

00:57:40.000 Not even a penny.

00:57:41.000 Not even a penny.

00:57:41.000 And the next Asian would take it!

00:57:44.000 Then some unsavory characters keep my car.

00:57:46.000 I was about to say, yeah, did you get that car back?

00:57:50.000 So while he's great at parallel parking, he's a terrible car neighbor because he trapped other cars in.

00:57:56.000 And he's also really loose with the pennies.

00:57:58.000 Well, that's also true.

00:58:00.000 Save them up, they become dollars and they become...

00:58:02.000 There's mainly state pennies.

00:58:04.000 Alright, Tokunawa, go out there, get in protective gear and audio aid.

00:58:08.000 You can let us know when Thomas Finnegan is ready.

00:58:11.000 I think he's ready.

00:58:12.000 Oh, we do.

00:58:13.000 We have Thomas Finnegan.

00:58:14.000 So, Thomas Finnegan, can you hear me, sir?

00:58:17.000 I can, Stephen.

00:58:17.000 How are you this morning?

00:58:18.000 I am doing well.

00:58:19.000 Thank you, Thomas Finnegan.

00:58:20.000 Can you explain to us, if you're so inclined, the rules today?

00:58:24.000 What will we be witnessing with the Asian Rosé Chef Parallel Parking Edition?

00:58:27.000 Yes, essentially they will be using this vehicle to park between these four cones and whoever is the most successful by being between 12 and 18 inches from the curb will be the winner.

00:58:42.000 Tell him to put on his helmet and his bulletproof vest.

00:58:44.000 Yeah, that's unsafe.

00:58:45.000 Yeah, we don't need another interview.

00:58:46.000 We already interviewed him.

00:58:47.000 You're drunk.

00:58:48.000 You know, it's good that we're doing this because it's going to make him feel more like he's back in South Central.

00:58:51.000 Right.

00:58:52.000 You know, have all the protective equipment.

00:58:54.000 And that seems like a very generous parking space there, Mr. Finnegan.

00:58:58.000 Well, we're trying to take the proper precautions just in case.

00:59:01.000 Well, the only one who's at risk is you.

00:59:03.000 Should we take it in a little bit?

00:59:04.000 Yeah, I think we should take it in a little bit.

00:59:06.000 Hold on, we do have Asians driving. 0.99

00:59:09.000 Well, I know, but you know what?

00:59:11.000 We don't want to be prejudiced through the toxicity of soft expectations.

00:59:17.000 I want to believe the best in you.

00:59:19.000 Thanks, Clarence Thomas.

00:59:21.000 I expect the worst.

00:59:23.000 Let's pull it in a little bit, guys.

00:59:24.000 Justice Clarence Thomas.

00:59:26.000 Let's pull in the pylons a little bit.

00:59:29.000 Mr. Finnegan, can you pull them in?

00:59:30.000 Yeah, you can be a multi-faceted talent here.

00:59:33.000 Which ones would you like brought in?

00:59:34.000 All of them.

00:59:35.000 The ones that are closer to you, pull those in a little bit.

00:59:38.000 Yeah, let's pull in one and we'll tell you how far.

00:59:41.000 Keep going.

00:59:42.000 Keep going.

00:59:43.000 That's, what, does that seem... Yeah, on the line.

00:59:45.000 Right on the line.

00:59:46.000 Put both of them right on that line, Mr. Finnegan.

00:59:48.000 Alright, so there we go.

00:59:49.000 We're going to put that on the line and I believe we have some chyrons here as this is going because, of course, we're an official news entity.

00:59:55.000 You can let us know, play along, tweet at us about who you think will win.

00:59:58.000 Alright, let's get Tokunawa and let's get him in the car for the Asian Rose Chef.

01:00:04.000 Yeah, Tokunawa.

01:00:05.000 He's the Asian guy.

01:00:06.000 Where'd he go?

01:00:06.000 Did he disappear?

01:00:09.000 Is he in the car?

01:00:10.000 Is he got his vest?

01:00:11.000 I think he ran away.

01:00:11.000 Tokunawa has his vest.

01:00:12.000 He's ready to go.

01:00:13.000 He's wearing his protective equipment.

01:00:14.000 All right, Tokunawa.

01:00:15.000 Make your way to the vehicle.

01:00:16.000 Go ahead.

01:00:17.000 And, you know, be careful.

01:00:19.000 I don't think he can walk.

01:00:19.000 Hey, I just want to know, is there a time limit here?

01:00:21.000 Is he going to take, like, seven minutes to do this?

01:00:23.000 Ooh, that's a good question.

01:00:24.000 That's a good question.

01:00:24.000 Yeah.

01:00:25.000 Well, we should count how many points of the turn he does.

01:00:27.000 Right.

01:00:27.000 If it's just straight in.

01:00:28.000 Yeah, we should count how many points.

01:00:29.000 That's a good point as well.

01:00:30.000 We should have just thought this through.

01:00:33.000 I have a timer.

01:00:34.000 We can time it.

01:00:34.000 Wait, is that Bryce's car?

01:00:37.000 I can't believe he let us use his car.

01:00:39.000 Pull your timer up.

01:00:40.000 It's actually Brendan's car.

01:00:42.000 Pull your timer up.

01:00:43.000 Brendan traded in his car now?

01:00:45.000 Here we go.

01:00:45.000 That's a nice car, yeah.

01:00:47.000 Steven Togenhauen is in the vehicle.

01:00:49.000 It has been started.

01:00:50.000 Okay, let's go.

01:00:52.000 Once it starts moving, I'll start the clock.

01:00:54.000 I believe he's put on his seatbelt.

01:00:55.000 He's moving.

01:00:56.000 Clock has started.

01:00:57.000 He's wearing Spartan bulletproof body armor.

01:01:03.000 He avoided the pedestrian.

01:01:05.000 Look at that.

01:01:06.000 Angela's lovely.

01:01:08.000 Now you gotta start it when he stops.

01:01:10.000 This is when you start it.

01:01:12.000 He's already failed.

01:01:13.000 I feel like we need music for this.

01:01:15.000 She bang, she bang. 1.00

01:01:16.000 Oh baby, way she move, she move. 1.00

01:01:19.000 Wait, nobody told him how to put it into reverse.

01:01:21.000 What is he doing?

01:01:21.000 Wait, did you know that Asians are missing the alpha 34 numeral receptor?

01:01:24.000 Oh yeah, there you go, some little genetic... Is this a standard?

01:01:27.000 He's now reversing.

01:01:28.000 Gosh, it took him 13 seconds to find the gear.

01:01:32.000 I thought this was going to be funny.

01:01:34.000 to make it. No, that's a...

01:01:36.000 Oh no, you just glove on him, you hit the cone?

01:01:38.000 You hit a cone?

01:01:40.000 Well that's definitely a merit.

01:01:42.000 Oh my god. That's a foul.

01:01:44.000 That's not good. Nope, no, don't keep going.

01:01:46.000 He has run over the cone.

01:01:48.000 You couldn't fit a pin in the top hole.

01:01:50.000 I thought this was going to be funny, I didn't think it was going to be actually racist.

01:01:52.000 Gibbon has a message for us?

01:01:58.000 Oh, he ruined the cone!

01:02:00.000 Thomas Finnegan, wave him down.

01:02:03.000 He has something to say.

01:02:04.000 Go ask him with your microphone, Thomas.

01:02:06.000 I think that's it.

01:02:09.000 He's not in gear.

01:02:10.000 He's not in gear.

01:02:10.000 Are you alright?

01:02:13.000 He's in gear.

01:02:13.000 He's doing another attempt.

01:02:15.000 You're just running over the cones again. 0.56

01:02:17.000 You just killed four people.

01:02:19.000 Those could have been four people getting much less.

01:02:25.000 That's company property.

01:02:27.000 I don't think we made the parking space too small.

01:02:30.000 He just doesn't know what he's doing.

01:02:31.000 I mean, that's a subcompact for crying out loud.

01:02:33.000 He's like, look, if I just hit the cars behind me, it creates plenty of space.

01:02:38.000 Thomas Finnegan, go and ask him what he thinks went wrong there.

01:02:41.000 Was it primarily the drinking or the Asian? 0.99

01:02:46.000 Token Allen, come on out. 0.99

01:02:48.000 What exactly went wrong there?

01:02:50.000 Was it the drinking or the percentage of Asian?

01:02:54.000 Oh man, you know, Thomas, I think it was a number of things.

01:02:58.000 I think from what, you know, the helmet kind of got in the way.

01:03:00.000 Oh, whatever.

01:03:02.000 It's harder to do without real cars.

01:03:04.000 I couldn't really see the cones.

01:03:05.000 My backup camera has definitely really spoiled me.

01:03:09.000 But overall, it's probably just the Asian genes and being a bad driver. 1.00

01:03:12.000 Okay, alright.

01:03:13.000 Thank you very much.

01:03:14.000 Thank you very much.

01:03:15.000 Alright, Thomas Finnegan, we are going to send out half-Asian Bill as you send in Tokunawa. 1.00

01:03:22.000 We'll see in a little bit there, half-Asian Bill Richmond. 0.99

01:03:25.000 You know what?

01:03:26.000 Sure is me right for betting on the underdog.

01:03:27.000 Yeah, you should not have done that.

01:03:28.000 I'm looking real good right now.

01:03:30.000 That bar is low, Bill.

01:03:31.000 It took him a minute and 25 seconds and 10,000 in damage to the car behind him.

01:03:35.000 But it is a valid point.

01:03:36.000 If he doesn't have a backup camera, you may not be able to see the pylons.

01:03:38.000 Remember, I was the one who wanted to do cars, but no one else... No, don't do cars?

01:03:43.000 Well, yeah.

01:03:43.000 Now, in retrospect... So here's the thing.

01:03:45.000 When you parallel park, as you know, you cut it so much that the pylons come into view.

01:03:50.000 Right.

01:03:51.000 The whole point is if you can't see the pylons, you haven't cut it enough.

01:03:54.000 Well, so now I'm wondering about this story with the penny.

01:03:56.000 Oh, it's a long shot.

01:03:57.000 Choconaw has been standing in the middle of the floor like he's buying an old phone.

01:04:01.000 Who stopped?

01:04:01.000 Come on!

01:04:04.000 Totally out of it.

01:04:05.000 You can sit there if you want, Tocanon, so you can put on the headphones, because I think we're missing headphones for you here.

01:04:09.000 Were you expecting an applause when you came in?

01:04:11.000 Is that why you paused?

01:04:14.000 Did you expect Mr. Pink to be that bad?

01:04:20.000 No.

01:04:22.000 That was brutal.

01:04:23.000 I've got to say, I've watched my mom parallel park better while I was aiming a BB gun at her. 0.98

01:04:31.000 Yeah, like I said, the backup camera really spoiled me.

01:04:34.000 There's no backup camera in that?

01:04:35.000 No, that's why we wanted to go with Brendan Starr.

01:04:37.000 Is that the one that Brendan has locked himself out of like five times?

01:04:40.000 Yes, it is.

01:04:42.000 He slept overnight just because he couldn't work the Slim Jim to get in his car.

01:04:45.000 Are you serious?

01:04:46.000 At the office, yes.

01:04:47.000 Oh my gosh.

01:04:47.000 I didn't know that.

01:04:50.000 So that makes sense.

01:04:50.000 That's great.

01:04:51.000 How do you not know?

01:04:52.000 He was calling you multiple times.

01:04:53.000 We have video of you sending him to voicemail every time.

01:04:58.000 Alright, I think we're ready here with Half-Asian Bill to go out there and see Thomas Finnegan there. 1.00

01:05:04.000 Let us know what is going on.

01:05:06.000 Is Half-Asian Bill ready? 0.98

01:05:07.000 Well, Stephen, Bill is putting on his helmet and vest.

01:05:10.000 He is ready to go.

01:05:11.000 I'm gonna hand him the keys.

01:05:12.000 Okay.

01:05:14.000 There we go.

01:05:14.000 Thank you, Half-Asian Bill.

01:05:16.000 Go get in the car.

01:05:16.000 Make the best of it.

01:05:17.000 Make the best of it, sir.

01:05:20.000 There we go.

01:05:20.000 He's approaching the vehicle.

01:05:21.000 He doesn't look happy.

01:05:21.000 He doesn't have the same vigor that you do.

01:05:24.000 So you know what?

01:05:25.000 Maybe we called it wrong because you know what?

01:05:27.000 You cannot account for enthusiasm.

01:05:30.000 That's true.

01:05:31.000 There's a lot of enthusiasm.

01:05:31.000 He's going to pull it off and it's going to look great.

01:05:33.000 I would take a less technical Asian parallel parker with heart any day of the week. 0.99

01:05:38.000 The vehicle has been started, Steven.

01:05:40.000 Okay.

01:05:41.000 And by less technical you mean somebody who hits other cars.

01:05:43.000 Did you know Asians invented Chinese?

01:05:45.000 Forward motion.

01:05:48.000 He's trying to stick this now.

01:05:50.000 Like a 12-year-old gymnast from his homeland.

01:05:52.000 Look at that speed!

01:05:53.000 Clock started.

01:05:54.000 He's turning, he's turning the wheel.

01:05:55.000 He's got it.

01:05:55.000 Cut it!

01:05:56.000 Cut it! 1.00

01:05:56.000 He's got it. 1.00

01:05:56.000 Nope. 1.00

01:05:57.000 Cut it. 0.63

01:05:57.000 You gotta cut it more. 0.63

01:05:59.000 He successfully stopped for the pedestrian.

01:06:04.000 Also great camera work to whoever did that.

01:06:09.000 Okay, Gil is in the reverse turn now.

01:06:13.000 Oh, no.

01:06:13.000 He's failed.

01:06:14.000 Failure.

01:06:15.000 Failure.

01:06:18.000 He's very close.

01:06:20.000 Let's see what happens.

01:06:21.000 Oh, he missed the cone by inches, Steven.

01:06:25.000 Not the one behind him.

01:06:26.000 Well, he hasn't hit anything yet, because I can see him on that line.

01:06:28.000 You know what?

01:06:28.000 This is actually... I do think we went a little small with the space.

01:06:32.000 And this is a pretty good parallel parking job for an Asian. 0.85

01:06:35.000 For an Asian. 0.55

01:06:37.000 If it were a German, they wouldn't let him on the Autobahn. 1.00

01:06:40.000 Alright, Steven.

01:06:41.000 Technically he's in.

01:06:42.000 He has not hit any cones yet.

01:06:44.000 But now he's driven past them.

01:06:46.000 Through the two back cones.

01:06:48.000 Wow, you know what?

01:06:49.000 That's creative thinking.

01:06:50.000 That's why he's my lawyer.

01:06:52.000 That's why he's on retainer.

01:06:53.000 That's not fair at all!

01:06:54.000 Problem solving.

01:06:55.000 If you're not cheating, you're not trying.

01:06:59.000 I will say this, Stephen.

01:07:00.000 He has handedly owned the Token Owen in this adventure.

01:07:05.000 Thank you very much.

01:07:07.000 I don't really think we need the measurements.

01:07:09.000 Mr. Finnegan, thank you for the work, sir.

01:07:12.000 We're going to welcome Half-Asian Bill when he comes back in here. 1.00

01:07:15.000 Oh wow, did you know that Asians possess mouth telepathy? 1.00

01:07:17.000 Thank you very much, Stephen.

01:07:18.000 Thank you, Mr. Finnegan.

01:07:19.000 We appreciate it.

01:07:19.000 Alright, let's let him go.

01:07:21.000 Interesting.

01:07:22.000 That was, uh, that was...

01:07:24.000 I don't want to say...

01:07:26.000 What's the opposite of invaluable?

01:07:28.000 It was not valuable.

01:07:31.000 I got my five bucks.

01:07:32.000 I told you.

01:07:33.000 I told you, Bill.

01:07:34.000 This was a giant waste of time.

01:07:35.000 You know what's crazy, though?

01:07:37.000 All the long trips that we take, when we're doing super videos and stuff, I'm driving like 90% of the time.

01:07:41.000 Yeah, I know.

01:07:42.000 We need to change that.

01:07:44.000 That being said, however little value this carried with it, it still is more useful than What's going on on CNN right now?

01:07:52.000 That's true.

01:07:53.000 Soon, Biden arrives in Kenosha.

01:07:55.000 By the way, anyone talking about how he's playing politics with it?

01:07:58.000 No.

01:07:58.000 He said Donald Trump is playing politics with Kenosha, and all Joe Biden did was copy him.

01:08:03.000 Yeah, he just followed him.

01:08:04.000 Oh, he went there?

01:08:05.000 That's good.

01:08:05.000 See, it's okay whenever Joe does it.

01:08:07.000 Alright, half-Asian Bill, how are you feeling, sir? 0.88

01:08:09.000 Oh, good sportsmanship.

01:08:11.000 Great competition.

01:08:12.000 No internment camps for you.

01:08:14.000 Oh, that's good.

01:08:15.000 It's okay.

01:08:16.000 So Bill was obviously the better Parallel Parker, but which one was more Asian? 0.92

01:08:18.000 the Chinese. So Bill was obviously the better parallel parker, but which one was more Asian? 0.94

01:08:24.000 Right. That's what we have. Here's the thing. It is undoubtedly right now,

01:08:28.000 Tokunawa is more Asian. He gets more pink with the drinking and he cannot parallel park. 1.00

01:08:34.000 Like if his...

01:08:35.000 If his family were being held at gunpoint and all he had to do was parallel park a smart car, it would be certain death.

01:08:43.000 All you have to do is hit the button, the parallel parks it.

01:08:46.000 Just hit the button.

01:08:46.000 Yeah, so I think that we're gonna have some more challenges.

01:08:48.000 You guys let us know what you would like to see next in the Asian Rosé Shop.

01:08:51.000 I think making train tracks.

01:08:53.000 Yes, that's very, very good.

01:08:55.000 I would like that.

01:08:57.000 Or if people want to comment below, if we get enough people who say they'd like us to do it, we will paint Gerald's nails.

01:09:03.000 Oh, no.

01:09:04.000 No, you won't.

01:09:05.000 Nope, that's not happening.

01:09:07.000 I vote one, right here.

01:09:08.000 Yeah, that's not a bad idea either.

01:09:09.000 You can drink and paint nails and that's not a problem.

01:09:11.000 You can still show up in court the next day.

01:09:13.000 Alright, thank you very much half-Asians and put them together, it's a full Asian. 1.00

01:09:19.000 We'll be right back after this quick break and a close for the week, and we'll see you

01:09:24.000 after that.

01:09:26.000 Welcome back.

01:10:04.000 I'm very much looking forward to it.

01:10:05.000 Oh yeah, so excited.

01:10:06.000 It's going to be happening in October, me and Chris Cuomo.

01:10:10.000 So I do have to respect the man who enters the arena.

01:10:13.000 Yeah, that's fair.

01:10:15.000 My original request, of course, was to drug test Cuomo, but that was not happening.

01:10:18.000 You're a good sport.

01:10:19.000 Yeah, so it's available exclusively at Mug Club.

01:10:22.000 You know, you've seen Logan Paul and those guys, they do those things.

01:10:25.000 The difference is actually, we've trained in combat.

01:10:28.000 You know, me with Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu for a long time, and him with, you know, he's done the Taibo.

01:10:32.000 It's true.

01:10:33.000 So I'm looking forward to it and I do appreciate it.

01:10:35.000 Afterwards hopefully we will shake hands and share a beer.

01:10:38.000 Next week we have some great shows for you.

01:10:40.000 We have, I believe, Rand Paul on the program.

01:10:42.000 We have Sarah Huckabee Sanders on the program.

01:10:45.000 We have a special coming up September 14th, a live stream in the evening and some super videos coming on down the pike.

01:10:51.000 But we haven't been doing as much of them because there's so much news happening right now and leading up to election.

01:10:56.000 We want to be here with you because we know, for example, right now I don't think there's another show that's going to be showing you that Instagram footage of Dion, who was shot by the police.

01:11:04.000 Not after he got scrubbed.

01:11:05.000 You're not going to find that in the social media.

01:11:08.000 So we often are going, oh, we're going to plan a super video, and then we go, we just got hit the news this morning because this is important and people are being lied to.

01:11:16.000 And you know what I think is happening actually quite a bit right now?

01:11:18.000 A big problem with You know, younger people are more likely to be depressed.

01:11:23.000 They're less likely to be resilient, for example, in this COVID pandemic.

01:11:27.000 They're more likely to often be afraid.

01:11:28.000 They're more likely to act out.

01:11:30.000 They're more likely to be hopeless.

01:11:32.000 We see how they're now interacting with police officers.

01:11:34.000 A big part of the problem that I see going on is, we always are told this, and you've even seen it, surprisingly, I know it's a news agency, but I saw someone on CNN saying that they need to follow their heart.

01:11:44.000 I don't remember who it was.

01:11:45.000 It was on Poppy Harlow Show.

01:11:46.000 CNN's Heart.

01:11:47.000 Follow your heart.

01:11:48.000 But we hear that all the time.

01:11:50.000 Follow your heart.

01:11:51.000 That is the worst advice you could possibly give anybody.

01:11:56.000 And let me tell you why.

01:11:57.000 Let me tell you what you should do with your heart.

01:11:58.000 And I don't mean, you know, when we're talking about, like, how Fish and Bill has high blood pressure.

01:12:01.000 You know, I don't mean coronary heart disease.

01:12:03.000 You've got to keep an eye on that kind of stuff.

01:12:04.000 Get in the sauna! 1.00

01:12:05.000 I'm talking about the figurative heart.

01:12:07.000 You shouldn't follow your heart.

01:12:08.000 You know what people would be better served by?

01:12:11.000 Is examining your heart.

01:12:13.000 Molding your heart.

01:12:14.000 Don't follow your heart and trust it as though it's irrefutable, because compared to your brain, your heart is usually wrong.

01:12:22.000 The exact opposite of what Disney films and the Beatles and probably Anderson Cooper and, uh, and, uh, Salt-N-Pepa.

01:12:32.000 The point is, Your heart is usually wrong.

01:12:36.000 A heart can be molded, like a lens, like ice.

01:12:40.000 Your brain is the byproduct. 0.73

01:12:42.000 You're really kneecapping. 0.99

01:12:43.000 Let me give you an example.

01:12:44.000 A heart, okay.

01:12:45.000 A heart can be molded like a lens, like ice.

01:12:48.000 Your brain is the byproduct, your ability to reason logic, the Socratic method, right?

01:12:52.000 That is a culmination of information that you've learned and hopefully critical thinking skills

01:12:56.000 that you are able to apply to it so that you have what we call discernments.

01:13:01.000 Sometimes people call it wisdom, but let's use a more technical term, discernment.

01:13:05.000 Your heart is how you feel.

01:13:07.000 Your heart is this sort of feeling that you have but you can't explain, but sometimes we feel things that are wrong.

01:13:12.000 For example, King at the Black Lives Matter, a terrorist organization, changed my mind and said, what you're talking about is logic and facts, but I gotta tell you how I feel.

01:13:22.000 Now, if we were to follow this sort of cultural, this, I guess, idiom, for lack of a better word, it would be, well, obviously, uh, put it on the scoreboard, a W for a king.

01:13:30.000 He said that's how he feels.

01:13:31.000 Let me explain to you what your heart is and why you shouldn't.

01:13:34.000 A heart is kind of like a dog, okay?

01:13:36.000 It's instinct.

01:13:38.000 All right, and Joe Louis actually isn't here right now because he's stealing some of Half-Asian Bill's donuts, and, you know, I'll use a rolled-up newspaper. 0.96

01:13:44.000 But a heart is like a dog.

01:13:46.000 A dog, initially, that isn't trained and can't be trusted.

01:13:50.000 Think of your dog, anyone who's a dog owner out there.

01:13:52.000 I don't know what you guys do with cats.

01:13:54.000 No idea how you train them.

01:13:55.000 They poop in the house.

01:13:56.000 I don't care.

01:13:56.000 You're not my folks, but good for you.

01:13:58.000 But a dog, picture a dog that you guys brought in, any dog you've had that wasn't trained.

01:14:03.000 Would you trust it?

01:14:04.000 But you can mold and shape that dog's instinct.

01:14:08.000 And I've known that because we've had several dogs, very different personalities.

01:14:11.000 You can go between Hopper, Betty, Joe Louis.

01:14:14.000 I can trust Joe Louis, my dog, off leash.

01:14:17.000 Why?

01:14:17.000 Because now, through years of training and discipline with his previous owners, and now with us, that we've stepped it up, because his feelings, his instincts, his heart have been shaped through that training, discipline, and boundaries.

01:14:29.000 And now Joe Louis is Heart, where people go, oh, he's such a friendly dog, he's so sweet, even though he looks like an absolute murderer, you would think that he should be on the Green Mile, but people are surprised the Hodge twins got over their fear of dogs because of Hopper and Joe Louis.

01:14:43.000 These are rescues, and one was from Detroit!

01:14:45.000 But now, people say, oh, they're such a sweet dog because the heart of this dog, through discipline, through boundaries, through training, seeks to please me!

01:14:55.000 Seeks to serve me.

01:14:56.000 You can see it when Joe Louis walks around the office.

01:14:58.000 You guys see it.

01:14:59.000 He's always looking at me.

01:14:59.000 Okay, what do you want?

01:15:00.000 What do you want from me?

01:15:01.000 And it makes him happy.

01:15:02.000 So his heart, which when he first came into the house was, what can I get away with?

01:15:06.000 Can I eat this? 0.62

01:15:07.000 Can I eat this trash?

01:15:08.000 Can I eat these coffee grounds? 0.97

01:15:09.000 He didn't know that it would absolutely kill him.

01:15:11.000 Can I get on the bed?

01:15:12.000 But now he looks at me and goes, Oh, you don't, you don't want me to get on his bed.

01:15:16.000 His heart has changed.

01:15:17.000 It's been molded because he's used his brain and that has been applied to what?

01:15:23.000 is right. And hopefully you line up what you feel with what is right, but you cannot do that if you

01:15:29.000 are consistently following your heart. Maybe you're following your heart when you aim that

01:15:32.000 taser at the cop's face. Maybe you're following your heart when you had sex with that woman 1.00

01:15:37.000 without consent and then returned to the address, Jacob Blake, and then fought off officers and 0.87

01:15:41.000 told them that you had a knife. That clearly wasn't something that was logical. These clearly

01:15:45.000 weren't actions that were taken by someone who was applying, again, their skills of discernment.

01:15:51.000 And here is the point. Your heart, no matter whether you are training yourself, disciplining

01:15:55.000 yourself, or you are proactive, then that just means it's by default. Your heart is always

01:16:00.000 serving somebody. This is also why sometimes when people say, I don't believe in hell,

01:16:04.000 who deserves hell? Let me ask you this question. When people say that,

01:16:07.000 okay, I get that not all of us are Jeffrey Dahmer.

01:16:11.000 But let's compare ourselves to that golden standard right God.

01:16:13.000 God who seeks and exists to serve and create us.

01:16:16.000 He didn't have to do that, right?

01:16:17.000 He's like a loving father.

01:16:18.000 When you experience anything in life, okay?

01:16:21.000 Anything.

01:16:22.000 You're the best guy in the world.

01:16:23.000 You're like Andrew Clavin, a saint.

01:16:25.000 Is your first instinct always Oh, how can I use this to help someone else?

01:16:29.000 Or is usually your instinct, oh, that's fun.

01:16:33.000 Oh, that tastes good.

01:16:35.000 Oh, that looks like something I'd like to do.

01:16:36.000 You're almost always thinking about yourself.

01:16:39.000 And you don't see the trail of damage and carnage.

01:16:43.000 That would exist if you continually, perpetually followed your heart.

01:16:47.000 Because at that point, your heart is serving who?

01:16:50.000 Yourself.

01:16:51.000 And that's not a good place to be.

01:16:52.000 We shouldn't be looking inward because we're all walking voids and your heart is often wrong.

01:16:58.000 So Joe Louis came in, guess who his heart was serving?

01:17:00.000 Himself!

01:17:02.000 Because he just thought he could get away with it.

01:17:03.000 Now, his heart is directed at serving me.

01:17:08.000 Trying to please me.

01:17:10.000 Your heart is always serving someone.

01:17:12.000 So before you even trust it, which you shouldn't do, you should always apply over that, copy-paste your discernment and your logic, maybe in tandem with your heart.

01:17:20.000 But first, before you follow in, let me ask you this, who is your heart serving?

01:17:25.000 Because it's always serving somebody.

01:17:29.000 Nine times out of ten, if you don't have the answer right away, it's you.

01:17:33.000 And that's not a good place to be, so guess what?

01:17:35.000 Don't follow your heart.

01:17:37.000 It sounds nice on a Hallmark card, but it's the reason for the culmination of problems that we face.

01:17:43.000 Stop following your heart.

01:17:45.000 Mold your heart.

01:17:46.000 Discover who your heart's master is, and actually seek wisdom.

01:17:51.000 You'll be a lot happier, and we'll be better off.

01:17:52.000 All right, we're gonna see you next week.

01:17:54.000 Big-ass shows!

01:17:54.000 Looking forward to the fight with Cuomo.

01:17:56.000 Glad he said yes.

01:17:57.000 Subject for today

Louder with Crowder - September 03, 2020

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