Louder with Crowder - March 08, 2024


BIDEN 2024 STATE OF THE UNION MEGA STREAM!! #CrowderSOTU


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2 hours and 56 minutes

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In this episode of Muck Club, Steven Crowder tells the story of how he got his start in journalism, and how he became one of the first black journalists to get a job at the New York Times. He s also joined by the Nashville Shooters Manifesto and Alex Jones.

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00:10:30.000 I Wait, am I supposed to do that for the State of the Union
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00:11:05.000 It's like drinking from a... There's so much to get to, so let's bring this up so you guys know exactly what we're doing.
00:11:09.000 We will be live fact-checking all night the State of the Union address, spared no expense.
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00:11:30.000 But you know who else you get every day?
00:11:32.000 Yes, Kevin McIlarty.
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00:12:03.000 Alright, speaking of which, tonight, drinking game rules.
00:12:06.000 Let's bring them up.
00:12:07.000 You can play along with us.
00:12:09.000 Alright, anytime, good lord, you have to drink anytime you hear this. 0.86
00:12:14.000 And that will be anytime former Vice President Biden, respect the office, has a brain fart. 0.57
00:12:18.000 Or a real fart.
00:12:19.000 Anytime former Vice President Biden says something to let you know that he's serious.
00:12:22.000 Anytime he tells an anecdote.
00:12:24.000 Anytime former Vice President Biden blames Trump or MAGA for a problem that he clearly caused.
00:12:29.000 Anytime that former Vice President Biden alludes to saving democracy.
00:12:32.000 And you finish your drink anytime somebody heckles Biden from the crowd.
00:12:36.000 That's happening.
00:12:36.000 Oh man.
00:12:38.000 So have poison control on speed dial.
00:12:42.000 We also have today, we have... What is it?
00:12:43.000 Charcoal that you have to ingest?
00:12:45.000 We're going to have a 7 plus 1 things that were said to Biden to psych him up ahead of the State of the Union address.
00:12:51.000 Really?
00:12:51.000 So a lot to get to.
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00:13:00.000 Indiana.
00:13:01.000 Which hopefully something good comes from Indiana, but our expectations are low, Mike Pence.
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00:13:31.000 What do we expect tonight?
00:13:33.000 Okay.
00:13:34.000 So, a couple of things.
00:13:36.000 Well, let me ask you what you expect tonight.
00:13:37.000 We're going to give our predictions here.
00:13:39.000 Um, Joe Biden is losing in the polls.
00:13:41.000 Okay?
00:13:42.000 So we'll get to the polls.
00:13:43.000 Uh, he just, he lies now and just says that he's leading in the polls, which is clearly not true.
00:13:47.000 We'll get to the polls, why that's not true.
00:13:49.000 And the big reason for this is immigration is a losing issue.
00:13:51.000 The economy is a losing issue.
00:13:52.000 The left is going to tell you on CNN, they're trying to say, this is a, this is a referendum on Donald Trump's personality.
00:13:57.000 It's the exact opposite of that.
00:13:58.000 It's the opposite of that because poll after poll shows whether they are moderates or whether it's the general American population, Trump wins on policy as it relates to immigration, he wins on specific policy questions as it relates to national security, foreign policy, and the economy.
00:14:13.000 So what we are seeing now is people are overwhelmingly swinging towards Trump in a general, right now if it were held today, in spite of the fact that a lot of people don't like him personally.
00:14:22.000 Is that you out there?
00:14:23.000 Comment below because we hear from a lot of you.
00:14:25.000 Most people who vote Trump don't think he's an angel.
00:14:27.000 No, exactly.
00:14:28.000 And especially people who are out there saying, I really don't like what this guy says or does, but gosh, the results are just so good.
00:14:35.000 Yeah.
00:14:35.000 Especially we get to compare them to Joe Biden and see how horrible he's doing.
00:14:39.000 So.
00:14:39.000 Right.
00:14:40.000 I think a lot of people just hold their nose.
00:14:41.000 All right.
00:14:42.000 What do you think, Nick?
00:14:43.000 It's all good and fair.
00:14:44.000 Again, if the Dems didn't have the media in their pocket.
00:14:48.000 Yeah, it wouldn't even be close.
00:14:49.000 It wouldn't even be close.
00:14:51.000 These numbers, I don't believe in these numbers.
00:14:53.000 I mean, in a half sane world, Trump would be up by 28 in all these polls.
00:14:58.000 I can't get excited.
00:14:58.000 Yeah.
00:14:58.000 Not three.
00:15:00.000 It's like going, hey, look, he's beating a guy in a coma by three points.
00:15:02.000 Yeah, well, you know, if the guy in a coma deserves it.
00:15:06.000 Not everyone in a coma is a perfect angel, is my point.
00:15:09.000 There are rapists who fall into comas.
00:15:11.000 They could be in a coma for a reason.
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00:15:14.000 It's just ridiculous. 0.71
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00:15:21.000 Yeah, I think you're right.
00:15:22.000 And to keep it close, it's like a football game.
00:15:24.000 You know, some of the NFL keep games close.
00:15:26.000 They don't want you tuning up.
00:15:28.000 Yes, I'm that cynical. 0.99
00:15:29.000 I don't believe in any of this crap. 0.97
00:15:30.000 But they certainly don't want to have, the New York Times does not want to have Trump winning in any of their polls. 0.97
00:15:35.000 So that does say something.
00:15:37.000 It does, but I'm saying that he's winning by significantly more.
00:15:41.000 A ton in all of them.
00:15:44.000 What worries me is my hockey analogy.
00:15:47.000 The Bruins had the greatest year in the history of the NHL team last year and they, you know, got knocked out in the first round because they kind of peaked too early.
00:15:56.000 I don't know.
00:15:57.000 for going to get was yes uh... but but uh... that i'm just not going to argue that that that that
00:15:57.000 I don't follow sports.
00:16:08.000 that that that that It's not fair.
00:16:10.000 It's completely fair.
00:16:11.000 Look, you're wearing Ellen DeGeneres' shirt. 1.00
00:16:12.000 Yes, I know.
00:16:13.000 Beside that.
00:16:14.000 Careful, I'm gonna start dancing at the breaks.
00:16:15.000 I know, right?
00:16:17.000 Like a white woman. 1.00
00:16:19.000 Huh?
00:16:20.000 Isn't this great?
00:16:21.000 This is quality entertainment, then she throws acid on an intern's face. 1.00
00:16:26.000 She's gone, right?
00:16:27.000 Yeah, she's gone.
00:16:28.000 But I'm just nervous!
00:16:29.000 All this good news, all this good news, and we're in March.
00:16:32.000 You're a pessimist.
00:16:33.000 I get it.
00:16:34.000 I'm a realist.
00:16:35.000 I know, and I agree with you.
00:16:36.000 I don't like seeing... I don't want us to become complacent.
00:16:39.000 I know he's being indicted, and there's a million charges out there, even though he's being attacked by anybody.
00:16:44.000 I don't want us to go, hey hey hey, the polls look fantastic.
00:16:46.000 It's nice, though, that they do look fantastic.
00:16:46.000 No, you're right.
00:16:49.000 Well, here's the thing.
00:16:51.000 For people who say demographics are destiny, and there's a lot of truth to that, then there's a really big silver lining.
00:16:55.000 Because some of these polls are shocking.
00:16:57.000 There are some numbers that we're going to hit tonight, so we'll be live fact-checking.
00:16:59.000 We have Mission Control.
00:17:00.000 All the references are available at loudearthcreditor.com. 0.97
00:17:02.000 Every single piece of bullshit that you hear tonight, we are going to fact-check, to be clear. 0.96
00:17:07.000 Did you just say some numbers? 0.99
00:17:09.000 Some numbers, because they're going to ban us on YouTube.
00:17:09.000 I did.
00:17:12.000 You know what, by the way, if at some point tonight you see this on YouTube, Head on over to Rumble and download the Rumble app.
00:17:19.000 You guys have the YouTube Dump button.
00:17:20.000 You're going to have to explain to me how this works someday.
00:17:23.000 Well, you know.
00:17:25.000 I really don't understand.
00:17:26.000 You still just learn how to use the VCR with the big blue button.
00:17:28.000 You just hold it down the whole show for your show.
00:17:31.000 Yes.
00:17:32.000 How many times have you dumped me and I didn't know it?
00:17:33.000 Oh my god, yeah.
00:17:35.000 Countless.
00:17:36.000 Countless.
00:17:37.000 The laugh was an acknowledgment.
00:17:37.000 I see that.
00:17:39.000 I'm not dreaming.
00:17:40.000 We had to move a consultant to full time.
00:17:42.000 Basically, our YouTube audience sees your introduction and that's all they know about you.
00:17:46.000 Is that right?
00:17:47.000 We have a Nick DiPaolo YouTube dump artist from McKinsey and Company.
00:17:51.000 Okay, and we all know what YouTube, it's not me, it's YouTube.
00:17:53.000 Look at Bernie Sanders there.
00:17:56.000 Hey, hey, there's our favorite Jewish socialist, and he's not socialist because he's Jewish. 0.63
00:18:00.000 Now, let's go to this.
00:18:03.000 Joe Biden claiming, and this is just a flat-out lie, he's leading the last five polls.
00:18:09.000 Talk about, they've reached the point of desperation.
00:18:11.000 It's not true, obviously, but it's, just hear him say it.
00:18:15.000 President, what's your message to Democrats who are concerned about your poll numbers?
00:18:20.000 Hold on, pause.
00:18:20.000 Why is he being interviewed by Dieter?
00:18:22.000 Yes, I was just going to ask you!
00:18:23.000 They're concerned about your poll numbers.
00:18:26.000 Why the long face?
00:18:29.000 The public wants to see your smile, Joseph!
00:18:32.000 He's starting to look more and more like Jeff Dunham's puppet. 1.00
00:18:39.000 Yeah, that old guy, whatever the fuck they call him. 1.00
00:18:43.000 Jeff Dunham and Penis. 1.00
00:18:44.000 Alright, can you rewind it five seconds? 0.99
00:18:46.000 Alright, there we go.
00:18:46.000 Sure.
00:18:49.000 Okay.
00:18:50.000 about your phone number I was alive
00:19:03.000 I know it gets even worse. He has to hold up his fingers because he's not convinced
00:19:09.000 No, you're right.
00:19:10.000 That's how I took that, too.
00:19:12.000 Here's the truth.
00:19:14.000 President Trump.
00:19:15.000 Some people call him former president.
00:19:18.000 Some people call him sitting president.
00:19:19.000 I call him sitting president.
00:19:20.000 He's leading in seven of the last ten polls, according to the RCP average.
00:19:25.000 Trump, 47.6 to Biden, 45.8.
00:19:28.000 And the betting averages are even more heavily in Trump's favor right now, with 46.4% Biden at 31.
00:19:34.000 Here's something that's pretty important.
00:19:35.000 You just mentioned the New York Times.
00:19:37.000 That's a bad idea.
00:19:39.000 That's a real bad idea.
00:19:39.000 If you look at the Biden unfavorability trend, you've got 2020, it was 42% unfavorable, 59% unfavorable now.
00:19:47.000 And then Trump unfavorability was 54% unfavorable.
00:19:51.000 He's a known quantity.
00:19:51.000 Same.
00:19:52.000 He's a known quantity.
00:19:53.000 It stayed the same.
00:19:54.000 It's a known quantity.
00:19:55.000 Joe Biden's high.
00:19:56.000 The black vote in 2016.
00:20:17.000 It's a little further down.
00:20:19.000 Okay.
00:20:20.000 Let me go through a few key things here.
00:20:22.000 This is really important because the left has to swing to the center to win.
00:20:26.000 Donald Trump has to appeal to the base.
00:20:28.000 As a matter of fact, let me go to this really quickly.
00:20:30.000 Before I get to these poll numbers, you know, former Vice President Biden is not happy.
00:20:35.000 And I'm not going to be able to do that.
00:20:59.000 I just looked for you to do that voice.
00:21:01.000 Me too.
00:21:01.000 Pisses me off.
00:21:02.000 It's so good.
00:21:02.000 I'm trying to think of his, let's see the pre-buttle on Biden from Trump.
00:21:07.000 There was a specific clip I was looking for but we'll show it.
00:21:10.000 Joe Biden is on the run from his record and lying like crazy to try and escape accountability.
00:21:16.000 For the horrific devastation that his party have created, all the while they continue the very policies that are causing this horror show to go.
00:21:27.000 We cannot take it any longer as a country.
00:21:31.000 Can you give me the clip where he calls them socialists, communists, all of that?
00:21:36.000 I don't remember which one that was, where he calls Biden a socialist.
00:21:39.000 It might be the Biden border one.
00:21:41.000 Okay, let me see this one.
00:21:43.000 When I left office, we gave Joe Biden the most secure border in U.S.
00:21:47.000 history.
00:21:47.000 As soon as he got in, Crooked Joe and his radical left lunatics deliberately dismantled each and every one of those policies that were so good that gave us this best border.
00:21:59.000 What's happened now is a horror show.
00:22:02.000 The country, our country, is being laughed at all over the world.
00:22:07.000 Over the past three years, Biden has actively aided and abetted the importation of millions
00:22:13.000 and millions of illegal alien migrants and resettled them into your communities.
00:22:19.000 Alright, okay. So he talks about socialist, communist...
00:22:22.000 We've got several clips from that, so what I'm saying is on page...
00:22:25.000 Well, I don't care, just roll the clip!
00:22:27.000 No, I know, we're trying to find the exact clip.
00:22:29.000 Okay, he called him a socialist communist, here's why.
00:22:31.000 Here's why that's brilliant.
00:22:33.000 It's not going to lose him the American public, right?
00:22:36.000 Calling someone a socialist, most Americans don't like it.
00:22:38.000 Sure, there's some Gen Z liberals, but here's the problem. 0.94
00:22:40.000 Biden now has to defend himself.
00:22:42.000 saying I'm not a socialist, I'm not a leftist, and then he loses a portion of his base.
00:22:47.000 Because look, he's losing people because he's not supporting Hamas. 0.74
00:22:50.000 He lost, when you look at Dearborn, what happened in Minnesota.
00:22:53.000 I believe Minneapolis-St. Paul.
00:22:54.000 There are enough people who think that he's not extreme enough.
00:22:57.000 So that's a pretty, I think it's a pretty smart strategy.
00:23:01.000 It is.
00:23:01.000 Let's roll the clip so that they can see exactly.
00:23:03.000 The clip could have.
00:23:05.000 At any time during the past three years, crooked Joe Biden, and he is crooked as you can be and the most incompetent president we've ever had, could have called off the invasion But to this day, he is keeping the hordes of illegal migrants, illegal aliens, they travel in packs.
00:23:24.000 By the time his term is up, we can have close to 20 million people in our country.
00:23:30.000 And we have no idea from where they come.
00:23:33.000 We have no idea who they are.
00:23:35.000 Someone let us know where he was.
00:23:37.000 He was like, I'm not going to let you go.
00:23:39.000 I'm not going to let you go.
00:23:56.000 Our start where I had In Georgia, he's up by 6.5.
00:23:58.000 In Michigan, he's up by 3.6.
00:23:59.000 In Nevada, he's up by 7.7.
00:23:59.000 In North Carolina, 5.7.
00:24:00.000 In Arizona, Trump's up by 5.5.
00:24:03.000 In Georgia, he's up by 6.5.
00:24:05.000 In Michigan, he's up by 3.6.
00:24:06.000 In Nevada, he's up by 7.7.
00:24:08.000 In North Carolina, 5.7.
00:24:10.000 Pennsylvania, Biden's up by 0.8.
00:24:13.000 However, there have been some polls that have him leading in all of them.
00:24:15.000 Here's what's interesting about that.
00:24:16.000 Context matters, right?
00:24:18.000 When you look at Clinton, for example, and then you look at Trump in 2020.
00:24:22.000 So, what did you have?
00:24:22.000 You had Arizona.
00:24:23.000 Clinton was leading him by 3.5% in 2016, okay?
00:24:25.000 That's his collage, K-12.
00:24:26.000 Then in 2020, Trump was up by 0.4%.
00:24:27.000 This is collage k12 then in 2020 Trump was up by 0.4 percent now. He's up by 5.5 percent. Look at Georgia
00:24:34.000 Trump was up by 5, he was up by 3.4 in 2020, then 6.5.
00:24:37.000 The startling one to me is Michigan.
00:24:39.000 If you go back and watch that election stream in 2016, I was shocked that he won Michigan because Clinton was up by 9.6, Biden was up by 4.7, Trump is now up by 3.6 in Michigan, and that's going to be exacerbated by tonight. 0.99
00:24:54.000 His old shriveled dick is in a ringer because he wants... 0.98
00:24:58.000 He wants to push the green policy, which of course pisses off the UAW and a lot of these Rust Belt union workers who typically historically have voted entirely Democrat, but for their self-preservation now, they're not going to be supporting this guy. 0.99
00:25:09.000 This is a 15 point spread in Michigan.
00:25:11.000 Yeah.
00:25:11.000 Think about that for a second.
00:25:13.000 That's insane.
00:25:13.000 And so, you know, you end up having, so Trump was, or Clinton was up by 9.6 and then Trump ended up winning Michigan.
00:25:19.000 Right, that year.
00:25:20.000 So, what we're looking at right now is just trends, guys.
00:25:22.000 We're not telling you that this is how the polls are going to end up, but Trump has historically performed very poorly this far out against a Democrat opponent.
00:25:30.000 Obviously, Clinton was up 10 in Wisconsin, and Trump is up 1.
00:25:34.000 Look at that.
00:25:35.000 That's crazy.
00:25:36.000 That's an 11 point swing.
00:25:38.000 Yeah, and they've got to count those as wins for Biden.
00:25:41.000 He's got to have those in the bag to be able to win this.
00:25:43.000 Now, really quickly too, the minority vote. 0.91
00:25:48.000 Uh, with the blacks. 1.00
00:25:51.000 2016, Trump got 8% of the blacks. 1.00
00:25:54.000 That's a bunch of hot shit. 1.00
00:25:55.000 As our French Canadians call it. 1.00
00:25:59.000 Four French-Canadian people liking that.
00:26:00.000 So, 2020 12%, now 23%.
00:26:01.000 Hispanics 28%.
00:26:01.000 From 8% to 23%.
00:26:01.000 So about a quarter.
00:26:02.000 Now, Trump is winning 46%.
00:26:03.000 Again, these are the comparable polls.
00:26:04.000 Think about that.
00:26:05.000 20-20, 12% now, 23%. From 8% to 23%. Hispanics, 28%. So about a quarter.
00:26:12.000 Now, Trump is winning 46%. Again, these are the comparable polls. Think about that.
00:26:18.000 He's winning with Hispanics more than Biden.
00:26:21.000 He actually beats Biden in a head-to-head poll with Hispanics if there's a third-party candidate.
00:26:25.000 Again, if demographics are destiny, and they're trying to bring in a bunch of third-world voters, of course, illegal votes, they're trying to buy a voting base. 0.89
00:26:32.000 It's not working the way that they thought it would, and of course Trump is up with white voters, except all white women, which we kind of expected.
00:26:38.000 Right so and look what I want you to know about those polls from 16 to 20 Trump had small but significant increases compared to what he did from 20 to 24.
00:26:48.000 So just to frame that for you from 16 to 20 when his policies were taking effect people were like oh this is actually better from 20 to 24 When they see the policies of the other guy, they're like, holy crap, he's so much better now with that comparison.
00:27:01.000 So he had a major increase over 2020 without even being in office to do anything right.
00:27:05.000 And by the way, I've always said this, you have a sandwich.
00:27:07.000 You have a political sandwich.
00:27:08.000 You have eight years Obama, three years of Trump, the last year doesn't count.
00:27:11.000 Because of COVID, manufactured, the pandemic, not the virus, the pandemic was manufactured, and then you're going to have four years of Biden.
00:27:18.000 So you have a consistent trend as far as wage growth, purchasing power, inflation, border policy.
00:27:22.000 People go, eight, three, and four, I'm going with that guy.
00:27:26.000 On the policies, this is why it's so important, specific polling on policies.
00:27:30.000 On the economy, Trump has a 47%.
00:27:33.000 If you look at approval, versus Biden 34.
00:27:35.000 Immigration, Trump 45%, Biden 31.
00:27:38.000 Foreign policy, Trump's up at 42%.
00:27:39.000 On the individual policy, just the perspective, because people vote, not just numbers, right?
00:27:46.000 People vote, they view Trump as more effective with policy.
00:27:49.000 They're doing this in spite of the fact that they think he's bombastic.
00:27:53.000 What they're telling you is a lie in the mainstream media.
00:27:55.000 That's what's most important in this.
00:27:57.000 Biden says I'm winning in the polls.
00:27:58.000 He's not.
00:27:59.000 The media says, oh, it's a referendum on personality.
00:28:01.000 It's not.
00:28:02.000 It's about policy, and Biden's losing in the polls.
00:28:04.000 That's what I think is going to be the most important dynamic tonight.
00:28:07.000 That'll be the foundation.
00:28:08.000 Expect some Republican blaming on immigration, because we all know, we all know that it's the Democrat Party who are strict on border laws.
00:28:18.000 Alright. By the way, Joe Biden's... excuse me, motorcade is on the way to the White House, but...
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00:28:48.000 Gerald, hit your button because we know you love the green stuff.
00:29:00.000 There you go, CrowderShop.com.
00:29:03.000 I do.
00:29:04.000 Stop it.
00:29:05.000 I do love the green stuff.
00:29:06.000 Make sure you order your shirts.
00:29:07.000 We got, look, look!
00:29:08.000 So, this is 7 plus 1 things that were said to Biden to psych him up ahead of the State of the Union address tonight.
00:29:14.000 Number 7, don't worry, it's the last time you'll have to speak in public until Election Day.
00:29:19.000 One plus one.
00:29:20.000 Love you.
00:29:21.000 Things that were said to Biden to psych him up ahead of the State of the Union address
00:29:24.000 tonight.
00:29:25.000 Number seven, don't worry, it's the last time you'll have to speak in public until Election
00:29:29.000 Day.
00:29:30.000 I promise.
00:29:31.000 Number six, Nick DiPaolo.
00:29:35.000 Remember, if you read your script correctly, we'll get ice cream.
00:29:38.000 We will get ice cream.
00:29:40.000 I just stepped on that joke with a cracking voice.
00:29:42.000 No, it was wonderful.
00:29:43.000 And number five, 7 plus 1 thanks to Biden to psych him up for today's State of the Union address.
00:29:48.000 Remember the Biden mantra, live, laugh, love.
00:29:52.000 Little kids, love little kids.
00:29:54.000 What do we got, a silencer on that gun?
00:29:58.000 Number four, Gerald Catton Morgan.
00:30:01.000 I'm a little on it right now.
00:30:03.000 Remember to tell everyone that the after party is at Comet Ping Pong.
00:30:06.000 They have good pizza.
00:30:07.000 And closets.
00:30:07.000 They do.
00:30:08.000 No basements.
00:30:09.000 No basements that we know of.
00:30:10.000 Oh boy.
00:30:11.000 Good pizza?
00:30:13.000 We'll revisit it.
00:30:14.000 Number three, Oh, this seems like it's a Nick DiPaolo one.
00:30:18.000 7 plus 1 thing said to Psycop, former Vice President Biden.
00:30:20.000 Number 3, Nick.
00:30:21.000 If the teleprompter goes down, Jamal Bowman is already stationed near the fire alarm.
00:30:25.000 Hey now, he pulls those.
00:30:28.000 That's not how he pulls.
00:30:29.000 Oh, wow.
00:30:30.000 Am I right, folks?
00:30:31.000 That guy pulls his tappy.
00:30:32.000 He pulls fake sick days.
00:30:37.000 Number 2, Gerald Morgan.
00:30:38.000 Okay, number two, Gerald Morgan.
00:30:40.000 Number two.
00:30:41.000 All right.
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00:30:59.000 And the plus one, it's really more advice, is don't poop.
00:31:03.000 ♪♪ ♪♪
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00:31:16.000 you you
00:31:20.000 He just turns back like it's a revolving door.
00:31:46.000 All right, let's bring up CNN.
00:31:48.000 I bet you're going, oh my gosh, this man, how much honor he's restored to America.
00:31:52.000 Oh, God, I want to.
00:31:54.000 But it's kind of surprising that nobody brought a guest related at all to the prosecution of Donald Trump, because you could say, I would not put it above any politician to bring, say, E. Jean Carroll or anyone like that, maybe they are in there, but that's something else that's A cloud over all of this is the fact that Donald Trump, who President Biden will be facing in November, has all these legal problems, Caitlin.
00:32:20.000 Don't you see what they do?
00:32:21.000 They fabricate, they trump up charges, and then they never cease to tell you.
00:32:26.000 What you're not going to see them do is actually get into the specifics of Biden's policies.
00:32:31.000 They don't want to get into the specifics of former Vice President Biden's policies.
00:32:33.000 They want to say, Donald Trump has charges.
00:32:35.000 And people don't believe that the economy is great right now, but it is.
00:32:38.000 It's not!
00:32:39.000 What's better?
00:32:40.000 This is what this election comes down to, and this is why they don't want to talk about it.
00:32:43.000 Where are you, or how are you better off today than you were pre-COVID in the rip-roaring economy of Trump?
00:32:51.000 Are you better off professionally?
00:32:53.000 Are you better off as far as your personal safety, as far as the national safety of this country?
00:32:57.000 Are we better off in our standing internationally?
00:33:00.000 It relates to trade?
00:33:01.000 Right.
00:33:02.000 Remember they said this was going to be the great... We're going to unite the country again.
00:33:06.000 You feel united?
00:33:07.000 Tell me one area where even someone can argue that we are better off today under former Vice President Biden than Donald Trump.
00:33:13.000 Comment below.
00:33:14.000 I would love to hear it.
00:33:15.000 I've not heard one argument.
00:33:17.000 No, and right now I know what they're trying to do is they're trying to say that Donald Trump, former President Donald Trump, crashed the economy and that Joe Biden is bringing it up, right?
00:33:25.000 Former Vice President.
00:33:26.000 So, anyway, when we do, I just want to give you guys an understanding, like, we know State of the Union, he's going to be talking a lot, he's going to be speaking low, we'll keep his volume a little higher even as we talk.
00:33:34.000 Yes.
00:33:34.000 So you guys will still be able to hear what is being said, we'll comment on it, and we know that Donald Trump right now is actually crashing social media because people are just waiting for the mean tweets to come out.
00:33:43.000 This lady was just fondling her neck like she had a phantom turtleneck. 1.00
00:33:46.000 Oh, is it?
00:33:46.000 Yeah, that's the broad from Maine.
00:33:46.000 and then we'll have a full recap as this is done. We want to be your one-stop shop so
00:33:49.000 you feel like you get everything you need to know. This lady was just fondling her neck 1.00
00:33:52.000 like she had a phantom turtleneck. Yeah, that's the broad from Maine. Oh, is it? Yeah, she's
00:33:57.000 in her late thousands. 1.00
00:34:01.000 He's like Janet Reno on a fucking pony. 1.00
00:34:07.000 Janet Reno is a pony. 1.00
00:34:10.000 You know it's funny because those two things are related.
00:34:16.000 I don't know if you know this, but I believe the number is 1500% as far as murders from illegal immigrants. 0.70
00:34:23.000 That's the increase to Biden from Donald Trump.
00:34:26.000 I have it written here somewhere.
00:34:28.000 See if he can talk his way out of that.
00:34:29.000 Is this on crime or is it on a border here?
00:34:32.000 Let me go really quickly.
00:34:33.000 But it's 1,500%!
00:34:34.000 I'm sure you guys can find it.
00:34:36.000 I got it right here.
00:34:36.000 So it's overlay D4.
00:34:38.000 Crime from illegals way up. 0.96
00:34:41.000 1,500% more homicides by illegal immigrants have occurred under Biden than Trump.
00:34:45.000 And a lot of times we focus on homicides because that's kind of the biggest one.
00:34:49.000 Yes.
00:34:49.000 I mean, tax fraud.
00:34:51.000 Yeah.
00:34:51.000 You know, all those are good.
00:34:52.000 But, you know, killing is kind of a big measurement.
00:34:55.000 Also up is homicide.
00:34:58.000 They're killing themselves, so you let them fight it out.
00:35:02.000 I didn't know they kept that stat.
00:35:05.000 It does totally energize and mobilize the base, but the reason it's been so successful for Democrats is because it goes far beyond that.
00:35:12.000 That issue, when it was on the ballot, abortion rights in a post-docs world, performs better Can someone get me the stats?
00:35:23.000 Is it typical for someone to be this... Is that Santos?
00:35:26.000 Oh my god.
00:35:27.000 He's looking more and more like Liberace.
00:35:29.000 Look at that.
00:35:30.000 Yeah, he is. 0.55
00:35:31.000 Now that he's out, he's like, I'm gay and deal with it. 1.00
00:35:34.000 I have a sequined dickie, bitch. 1.00
00:35:36.000 What are you gonna do? 1.00
00:35:37.000 He's banging a guy that looks just like him.
00:35:39.000 Yeah, Eric Swalwell.
00:35:40.000 So look, there's over 150,000 of you right now on Rumble already before this speech has started.
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00:35:57.000 Perfect time to bring up, since he's... When do they usually... I don't remember anyone being late for the State of the Union like this.
00:36:01.000 Usually it's a couple minutes, typically.
00:36:03.000 Not six!
00:36:04.000 Well, yeah, it's six minutes late.
00:36:05.000 Not six!
00:36:06.000 He's empty in the bag on his hip in the men's room.
00:36:10.000 Let's talk for a second.
00:36:11.000 We've seen a lot of the Supreme Court justices who are down on the floor tonight.
00:36:14.000 Filled with ice cream.
00:36:16.000 No, no, it's not.
00:36:18.000 It's not chocolate ice cream.
00:36:19.000 I don't care what you tell me.
00:36:21.000 They have to change my ice cream bag.
00:36:24.000 That's a colostomy bag, Joe.
00:36:25.000 What?
00:36:26.000 They lied to me. 1.00
00:36:28.000 Joe, you bitch. 1.00
00:36:31.000 Be the first correct thing he said. 0.99
00:36:32.000 You know what, before we go, actually, Josh, of course you guys know him, you love him, third chair, he is going to be, where's he going to be?
00:36:38.000 He's going to be in Tulsa, Oklahoma, March 22nd.
00:36:41.000 Really?
00:36:42.000 He was supposed to...
00:36:44.000 Be here tonight, but I believe he's been auditioning.
00:36:48.000 Yeah, yeah, exactly.
00:36:49.000 Let's check in on Josh before this old fart starts.
00:36:51.000 Good, good.
00:36:52.000 Where in the world is Josh?
00:37:01.000 All right, so you're reading for the part of John Hammond.
00:37:03.000 Yeah, hi I'm Josh.
00:37:05.000 Great, great.
00:37:06.000 The prequel for Jurassic Park.
00:37:08.000 Okay, with Jurassic Park?
00:37:09.000 Yeah.
00:37:10.000 I think that must have been a typo or something.
00:37:12.000 Cause, look at the logo!
00:37:14.000 It's got a T-Rex on there, that's from the Cretaceous period.
00:37:16.000 I don't think you really need to be concerned with that part.
00:37:20.000 With the accuracy of the film?
00:37:21.000 I think I should?
00:37:22.000 So should you!
00:37:23.000 Right?
00:37:24.000 Why don't you just take it from the top.
00:37:26.000 Okay.
00:37:28.000 Welcome to Cretaceous Park.
00:37:31.000 Jurassic.
00:37:32.000 Welcome.
00:37:33.000 I'm sorry.
00:37:34.000 Welcome to Triassic Park.
00:37:37.000 Why can't you just say Jurassic Park?
00:37:38.000 Okay.
00:37:42.000 You know, I've read through this thing front to back, and if you're gonna take creative license with the title, at least go with Triassic.
00:37:49.000 I mean, From what I've read, this whole thing is riddled with inaccuracies.
00:37:54.000 You have a bunch of angry kids on your hands, not to mention a bunch of really pissed paleontologists.
00:37:59.000 Do you want the part or not?
00:38:01.000 Yes.
00:38:03.000 Just read the script.
00:38:05.000 Okay.
00:38:06.000 Welcome to Mesozoic Park.
00:38:08.000 Cut.
00:38:09.000 Welcome to Dinosaur Park.
00:38:11.000 Cut.
00:38:12.000 Welcome to Central Park.
00:38:14.000 What?
00:38:15.000 Cut.
00:38:17.000 Bad?
00:38:18.000 Keep swinging the bat, Josh.
00:38:18.000 Bad.
00:38:32.000 You'll hit eventually.
00:38:32.000 Who is that man right now on there with the...
00:38:36.000 Oh, Madler!
00:38:38.000 Madler is looking more... He's out like a light!
00:38:41.000 Can someone put a side-by-side with that man right now, screenshot it, and Nosferatu, for God's sake.
00:38:45.000 Oh my gosh, that's spot on.
00:38:46.000 Who's Nosferatu? 1.00
00:38:47.000 Nosferatu is the original Dracula, you uncultured bitch. 1.00
00:38:50.000 Did you say Dracula? 1.00
00:38:51.000 Why do you have to say Nosferatu?
00:38:52.000 I spent like an entire semester on that in film school.
00:38:55.000 Really? Yeah, it's nice.
00:38:55.000 Did you really?
00:38:56.000 It's all Godfather Animal House.
00:39:07.000 I don't care.
00:39:08.000 Oh, please. 1.00
00:39:09.000 You wouldn't know a good film if it bit you in the ass. 1.00
00:39:11.000 You're quoting fucking Tom Hanks movies. 1.00
00:39:15.000 What's wrong with that, man? 1.00
00:39:16.000 From the 80s.
00:39:17.000 Come on, guys.
00:39:18.000 I mean, from the 80s.
00:39:19.000 These are good movies, guys.
00:39:21.000 Joe vs. the Volcano, what?
00:39:22.000 You got a problem with that, Nick?
00:39:24.000 Yes, I do.
00:39:27.000 Someone hasn't seen Cloud Atlas.
00:39:31.000 You're really missing out.
00:39:35.000 I did pick up what Josh was doing.
00:39:37.000 I knew that was the fat guy from the dinosaur movie.
00:39:41.000 Because he talked about dinosaurs.
00:39:42.000 Look at Rodney's hair tonight. 1.00
00:39:45.000 Hey, look at the bitch next to me. 1.00
00:39:46.000 You're getting no respect. 1.00
00:39:47.000 And by the way, neither does this former vice president.
00:39:49.000 It's like a traffic cone, isn't it?
00:39:50.000 I don't remember, guys.
00:39:51.000 I don't think that they're usually ten minutes late.
00:39:53.000 No, I'm telling you, Joe tripped on something.
00:39:53.000 No.
00:39:56.000 Opened his head wide open.
00:39:58.000 Massive head wound.
00:39:59.000 Massive head wound.
00:40:00.000 They're putting ice on it.
00:40:01.000 It's gushing.
00:40:03.000 And, uh, why is Stephen Colbert next to Kamala tonight?
00:40:06.000 I tell you what, though, I'm actually really liking this speaker, Johnson.
00:40:09.000 Yeah, he's got a brass setup.
00:40:10.000 No, I know, he definitely means business.
00:40:12.000 Where has he been hiding?
00:40:14.000 Why are they hiding him?
00:40:15.000 Well, he's been out there.
00:40:15.000 His response is pretty much when they say, hey, are you really going to do this?
00:40:18.000 No, I mean before he got elected to the House, why wasn't his name brought up years ago?
00:40:22.000 Well, I think that's been a net benefit, though, because they say, hey, will you do this?
00:40:26.000 He goes, no.
00:40:26.000 No, I'm not going to do this.
00:40:27.000 They say, hey, are you really going to stand by that?
00:40:29.000 Uh-huh.
00:40:30.000 Here she comes, the elder abuser. 1.00
00:40:32.000 Here she comes to run the day! 0.98
00:40:33.000 She's the Ben Stiller at the home in Happy Gilmore.
00:40:37.000 Why'd you make me do that to you?
00:40:39.000 That guy's right out of a movie.
00:40:41.000 Look at her.
00:40:42.000 I'm not going to lie though, Jill Biden, she looks good for her age. 1.00
00:40:45.000 I wouldn't fuck her with your sister-in-law's dick. 1.00
00:40:50.000 Wow! 1.00
00:40:51.000 Holy moly!
00:40:53.000 Wait, I do, I do.
00:40:55.000 She's a lovely lady actually. 1.00
00:40:56.000 I would love to see Jill fall off that balcony. 1.00
00:40:58.000 Come on! 0.61
00:41:01.000 No, knock at her. 0.89
00:41:02.000 Knock the wind out of her. 0.99
00:41:03.000 Why?
00:41:04.000 Am I going to get in trouble for that? 0.93
00:41:05.000 What kind of homo show are you guys doing here tonight? 1.00
00:41:07.000 Isn't it crazy that Kamala Harris, next to Speaker Johnson, still looks whiter? 0.94
00:41:11.000 Look at Ben Franklin on the right.
00:41:13.000 Steven, we found Jill's long-lost sister.
00:41:15.000 Oh my god!
00:41:18.000 Oh my god!
00:41:19.000 Super blonde! 0.99
00:41:21.000 I didn't know Janice Yellen was a Muppet! 1.00
00:41:24.000 Look how short she is! 1.00
00:41:25.000 Look how short she is! 1.00
00:41:36.000 She looks like Newt Gingrich transforming. 0.85
00:41:38.000 Transitioning.
00:41:39.000 She looks like a reverse.
00:41:40.000 You know those dinosaurs that would expand in water from your cereal?
00:41:44.000 If Newt Gingrich was a reverse.
00:41:45.000 Yeah, I didn't have those.
00:41:46.000 Well, I know.
00:41:47.000 You had a beading closet.
00:41:50.000 And we thank you for it.
00:41:51.000 Because we... And Nick's gonna be in Red Bank, New Jersey at the Count Basie Theatre.
00:41:56.000 May 11th.
00:41:57.000 May 11th.
00:41:58.000 Funniest Man Alive.
00:41:59.000 OG, if you haven't seen his stand-up live, it definitely is an experience.
00:42:03.000 You know what?
00:42:03.000 This is my fault.
00:42:04.000 I talk about merch a lot because I love the shirts, but we're giving away a year's supply of food right now.
00:42:08.000 All you have to do is go and make a purchase there.
00:42:10.000 $1 gets you an entry every time.
00:42:11.000 A year's supply of food?
00:42:12.000 That's a lot of money, especially when this guy's running the country for almost another year.
00:42:15.000 Also because I hear that one in, I think, six Americans goes to bed hungry.
00:42:19.000 So we can solve that. 1.00
00:42:20.000 Yeah, which is stupid. 1.00
00:42:21.000 Hit the fridge on the way to the bedroom, fuckhead. 1.00
00:42:25.000 Nick, I think you might be missing the problem. 1.00
00:42:28.000 I have a whole bit.
00:42:29.000 You did.
00:42:29.000 You fed that one in beautifully.
00:42:31.000 And I didn't get all of it, because it's... I can't remember my own shit. 0.99
00:42:34.000 With Nick, it's because Nick has such a catalog, that I was like, oh, Nick has a... And then I feed it, because I know all of his stuff. 0.99
00:42:40.000 I've never missed an album.
00:42:42.000 Alright, we've got your Dracula, side by side.
00:42:44.000 Nosferatu.
00:42:46.000 Oh, yes!
00:42:48.000 Absolutely.
00:42:48.000 What's with his wrist, though?
00:42:49.000 He has a cerebral palsy wrist.
00:42:51.000 Oh, that's a, you know what wrist.
00:42:52.000 He's been yanking Cub Scouts.
00:42:56.000 What that wrist is.
00:42:58.000 Jerry Nadler.
00:42:59.000 I'm not sure I get the reference.
00:43:01.000 Jacking off Rottweilers. 0.97
00:43:05.000 You say that as Pete Buttgig is on screen.
00:43:07.000 He's like, Rottweilers?
00:43:08.000 Did someone say Rottweilers?
00:43:10.000 I've had him at the top of the Deadpool, Nadler.
00:43:12.000 Seriously, when he was fat.
00:43:15.000 He has the complexion of a guy already in a casket.
00:43:17.000 I'm telling you, anybody want to bet me here, what's the date today?
00:43:21.000 A year from now, he won't be around.
00:43:21.000 March 7th?
00:43:23.000 You don't think he'll be around?
00:43:24.000 He's unhealthy.
00:43:25.000 I don't know how he's still walking.
00:43:27.000 He's just creepy looking. 0.99
00:43:28.000 He shit his pants at a press conference. 0.99
00:43:30.000 He did? 0.99
00:43:31.000 Remember I played that video?
00:43:31.000 Yeah.
00:43:33.000 Yes, that's right.
00:43:33.000 That's right.
00:43:34.000 He did.
00:43:34.000 Can we bring that up, guys?
00:43:35.000 That Jerry Nadler pooping his pants at a press conference?
00:43:38.000 Are you kidding?
00:43:39.000 This is because what happened tonight, just so you know, the reason is we were like, hey, we've talked too much in the past.
00:43:45.000 So we want to make sure.
00:43:45.000 So we said, let's remove some of these elements that we had ready here.
00:43:48.000 And now he's 15 minutes late.
00:43:50.000 So now we bring you Jerry Nadler crapping in his pants.
00:43:55.000 We can't get this right. 0.93
00:43:57.000 Look at Mayorkas. 1.00
00:43:59.000 That was Cardona.
00:44:00.000 Was it Cardona?
00:44:01.000 Miguel Cardona.
00:44:02.000 Is that Granholm right there?
00:44:04.000 Oh, never mind.
00:44:05.000 No, no, no.
00:44:05.000 I'm sorry.
00:44:06.000 I was looking at Mayorkas. 1.00
00:44:07.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:44:07.000 I'm saying they were making him the designated survivor.
00:44:09.000 You make me look any dumber than I am. 0.97
00:44:10.000 Well, I'm trying to. 0.97
00:44:13.000 Let's go to, I guess some other things, some key reference points here.
00:44:16.000 I think he's probably going to run on, oh, let's look at some key guests we have.
00:44:19.000 There's Daryl George of Barbers Hill High School, the one in Texas, which was given, this person was given an in-school suspension for not cutting his hair.
00:44:29.000 Oh, what?
00:44:29.000 Really?
00:44:30.000 Family says the school violated the Crown Act to create a respectful and open workplace for natural hair.
00:44:35.000 Oh boy.
00:44:36.000 Oh look, Ella Fitzgerald. 0.99
00:44:37.000 I haven't looked at the picture, guess the race.
00:44:39.000 Kate Cox is going to be there, Dallas... Danish. 1.00
00:44:43.000 I was guessing Danish.
00:44:43.000 What?
00:44:45.000 A Dallas area mother, and she had a petition for an abortion that was rejected by Texas courts, so she's going to be out there right now. 0.90
00:44:45.000 Oh, oh. 0.90
00:44:50.000 They'll probably have a camera on her. 1.00
00:44:52.000 Anyway, the point is you can see all these special guests.
00:44:55.000 She does look like Alice Cooper! 0.91
00:44:58.000 Oh my word!
00:45:01.000 Like a photo negative Alice Cooper, that's what we had right there.
00:45:04.000 That was the person, it was Alice Cooper, blonde. 1.00
00:45:06.000 I didn't see that, I wasn't looking at that monitor.
00:45:08.000 Look, come on, that looks like Ann Coulter.
00:45:13.000 I kid Ann, Ann's very cute. 0.98
00:45:18.000 They're all waiting around.
00:45:19.000 She has a jawline like she could crack nuts. 0.99
00:45:21.000 Yes, fireball man.
00:45:23.000 She could, I mean.
00:45:24.000 And there's Vaubert.
00:45:26.000 Put a smile on, pussycat. 0.97
00:45:29.000 I have a post of her on my bed.
00:45:31.000 Oh look, there's Mitt Romney, and this is something else that happened today.
00:45:33.000 And Kelsey Grammer! 0.97
00:45:36.000 Did you see Donald Trump said, we don't need the Romneys, we have to get rid of the Romneys.
00:45:41.000 And then people said, he's saying we have to get rid of moderate Republicans.
00:45:45.000 Mitt Romney isn't even a moderate Democrat.
00:45:47.000 Can you guys comment below or hit the like button if you agree?
00:45:50.000 Mitt Romney would be pretty left for a Democrat.
00:45:54.000 Yes, I agree.
00:45:55.000 He disappointed me more than anybody, that guy.
00:45:57.000 He did.
00:45:57.000 He had a legitimate chance in 2012, he screwed it up, and then all he did from there is like, I just want to be relevant, guys, I'm gonna do whatever I have to do.
00:46:04.000 Yeah, he really disappointed me. 0.99
00:46:06.000 Robney sucks! 1.00
00:46:07.000 Yep. 1.00
00:46:08.000 Did you play that soundbite?
00:46:09.000 I did, yeah.
00:46:10.000 I think I saw Magic Johnson.
00:46:10.000 Oh, okay, good.
00:46:12.000 I just did it twice.
00:46:13.000 Gerald stepped twice as nice.
00:46:13.000 Did we?
00:46:15.000 I stepped halfway.
00:46:15.000 I did not.
00:46:16.000 Elizabeth Warren.
00:46:18.000 Elizabeth Warren is in a perpetual state of looking like a white mom at a wedding who shouldn't be there. 1.00
00:46:24.000 Oh, you have to try to start doing like a dance that she thinks is hip? 1.00
00:46:27.000 No, you're right.
00:46:28.000 He's 16 minutes late.
00:46:30.000 Wow.
00:46:31.000 16 minutes.
00:46:32.000 One-six.
00:46:33.000 It'd be funny if they roll him in on a gurney.
00:46:35.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:46:36.000 He's got an IV in his fuckin' eye. 0.99
00:46:38.000 We have to make him panic. 1.00
00:46:39.000 Give him the Hannibal Lecter mask.
00:46:40.000 Quick! 1.00
00:46:41.000 Is there a child in the room?
00:46:41.000 Anybody!
00:46:43.000 He needs to suck the life out of you! 1.00
00:46:43.000 Yeah, exactly. 1.00
00:46:45.000 Is there a doctor in the room?
00:46:46.000 No, not you, Jill.
00:46:50.000 I meant Doogie Howser. 0.97
00:46:54.000 It's a twofer because Doogie Howser was young and now we know he's a homosexual. 0.98
00:46:59.000 That's true.
00:46:59.000 He is?
00:47:00.000 I know, I met him actually.
00:47:00.000 Oh yeah!
00:47:02.000 I did in a locker room.
00:47:04.000 He actually lent me some socks.
00:47:05.000 Here we go.
00:47:06.000 Mr. Speaker!
00:47:08.000 The President of the United States!
00:47:10.000 Are you sure?
00:47:11.000 That guy looks panicked.
00:47:12.000 And somebody to walk in front of him that he can fall on.
00:47:14.000 No, exactly.
00:47:15.000 She's got a mattress strapped to her back.
00:47:18.000 This is all a ploy from Big Surda.
00:47:24.000 Where's your daughter?
00:47:25.000 I'm going to change my Deadpool prediction.
00:47:28.000 You don't think he makes it?
00:47:29.000 Jesus, I don't know.
00:47:31.000 Look at the back of his neck.
00:47:32.000 Is that hair plugs? 1.00
00:47:34.000 No, it looks like testicles. 0.99
00:47:38.000 I don't think they still do. 1.00
00:47:39.000 Look at Chuck Schumer sniffing his ass. 1.00
00:47:40.000 Who's that guy who has the Lake and Riley? 1.00
00:47:42.000 I don't think they still do testicle-to-neck transplanting.
00:47:45.000 Well, they did it that one time, and then it was like, hey, look at Margaret Chow's there. 0.94
00:47:51.000 Tell us how funny your mom speaks.
00:47:54.000 I like it when she does her mother with her voice.
00:47:57.000 Oh no, Margaret! Oh no!
00:48:00.000 Focus.
00:48:21.000 Yeah, there's no there's no there's no lens. It's just dead.
00:48:26.000 Nobody's trying. Yes. He's counting toothpicks He'll get the number wrong don't take him to Vegas no look
00:48:33.000 at he's saying and who are you again?
00:48:35.000 Yeah, huh do we really have to go to Chuck Schumer? Yes, sir. These are all Republicans the Democrats are on the
00:48:40.000 left I'm the guy who put in your plastic hips 0.90
00:48:44.000 Oh my gosh I've been drinking.
00:48:48.000 I've been drinking.
00:48:48.000 game rules guys because this is a long walk. I've been drinking. So drink anytime former Vice
00:48:57.000 President Biden has a brain fart. He says something to let you know he's serious.
00:49:01.000 Anytime he tells an anecdote.
00:49:03.000 Anytime he blames Trump or MAGA for a problem that he clearly caused.
00:49:06.000 Anytime he alludes to saving democracy.
00:49:09.000 Or you finish your drink anytime someone heckles Biden from the crowd.
00:49:12.000 I don't know how likely that is, but I hope it happens. 0.95
00:49:14.000 I think it's happening.
00:49:15.000 Is Marjorie Taylor Greene there?
00:49:17.000 Yeah, she was just there right now with a MAGA hat. 1.00
00:49:19.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:49:20.000 He's not gonna talk to you.
00:49:21.000 Maybe he will, he doesn't even know who she is.
00:49:23.000 He's talking to one of the Founding Fathers right now.
00:49:26.000 Oh wow, the only guy older than him.
00:49:29.000 He's talking to Marley's ghost.
00:49:32.000 You know, what was really bad is... What was that?
00:49:34.000 Riff Raff?
00:49:35.000 That was Riff Raff.
00:49:38.000 Time is fleeting.
00:49:40.000 Hey, it's Uncle Ben.
00:49:42.000 Listen.
00:49:43.000 Huh?
00:49:43.000 I love your rice.
00:49:45.000 Oh, I heard that.
00:49:46.000 He hit the button.
00:49:48.000 This is like the weird back of Head Brigade.
00:49:52.000 Yeah, it really is.
00:49:54.000 Do our heads look this weird from the back?
00:49:56.000 Your head looks normal.
00:49:58.000 It's a little round.
00:50:00.000 It's the way his hair is cut.
00:50:02.000 Is that gold dust from the WWE?
00:50:04.000 Yeah, that was Bull Powell.
00:50:07.000 From the Orioles.
00:50:08.000 I'm too rough for this to be your dad.
00:50:09.000 He's dying out there. 1.00
00:50:13.000 Look at Chuck filming that slimy fucking roach. 1.00
00:50:16.000 Oh, wow. 1.00
00:50:18.000 Welcome to Nick DiPaolo, ladies and gentlemen. 1.00
00:50:20.000 Seriously, I would punch him in the face. 1.00
00:50:22.000 Holy! 1.00
00:50:23.000 Look it!
00:50:25.000 That's you know who, Mutombo. 1.00
00:50:26.000 Get the shit out of there. 0.99
00:50:34.000 So we'll see what he does with jobs. 1.00
00:50:36.000 I'm prepared for jobs, immigration, inflation.
00:50:39.000 He'll probably blame shrinkage.
00:50:40.000 What is that terrorist doing there right now?
00:50:42.000 Oh my god.
00:50:43.000 That's the last face.
00:50:45.000 That's the Australopithecus.
00:50:46.000 That's the last face before the upright walking.
00:50:49.000 That's the last face the people of Canada Fitzgerald saw.
00:50:54.000 Okay, hey, so we do have... We do... That's good.
00:51:01.000 That's good.
00:51:02.000 I made myself dizzy in there.
00:51:05.000 Look, he's still there!
00:51:05.000 I need your voice.
00:51:06.000 I need your voice.
00:51:07.000 Sorry, what do you mean?
00:51:08.000 I need your Trump voice.
00:51:09.000 Oh, did Trump already speak?
00:51:09.000 I need your Trump voice.
00:51:10.000 About him being late?
00:51:11.000 Okay, let me wet my palate.
00:51:13.000 Let's bring this up.
00:51:13.000 Let me wet my whistle!
00:51:16.000 Can you see that well?
00:51:18.000 The President... By the way, that's respectful.
00:51:20.000 It is.
00:51:21.000 The President is very substantially late.
00:51:24.000 Not a good start, but let's give him the benefit of the doubt.
00:51:28.000 I'm sure he had very important things to do, but he is just now getting into the car.
00:51:32.000 They will have to drive very, very quickly.
00:51:35.000 You just don't want to be late to the State of the Union.
00:51:39.000 I know.
00:51:40.000 They will need Mario Andretti to be at the wheel of the limo. 0.99
00:51:46.000 Not that bitch Cassidy Hutchinson! 1.00
00:51:50.000 Remember she said they turned the wheel? 1.00
00:51:51.000 I don't remember that name.
00:51:53.000 It took me a... I only remember it because I had a memory trigger.
00:51:56.000 It was Bitch Cassidy. 1.00
00:51:57.000 They're taking selfies. 0.66
00:51:58.000 Yes, they are taking selfies.
00:52:00.000 I'm afraid Trump's going to get comedian syndrome.
00:52:01.000 By the way, he already has.
00:52:03.000 He already has his raking them over the coals post-Ready.
00:52:08.000 He's doing a little bit of rope-a-dope, but Donald Trump isn't patient enough to do it for the whole night.
00:52:12.000 He's like, guys, it's late and I got Michael and Freddie Gold, you know?
00:52:16.000 Yeah, he's going to wind up.
00:52:17.000 Do you guys need a refill or anything?
00:52:19.000 No, I haven't been consuming any beer yet because I'm trying to pace myself for the game.
00:52:23.000 We've got another one for him.
00:52:24.000 We just might have to make sure that Vivek and Ms.
00:52:26.000 Spartz know that we're running a little bit late.
00:52:29.000 They're going to be behind the State of the Union address themselves.
00:52:32.000 So the former Vice President has made them late also.
00:52:34.000 Also, yes.
00:52:35.000 Let's bring up the next Trump quote really quick.
00:52:37.000 It's very brief.
00:52:38.000 Thankfully, we won't have to be looking at Rhino Mitt Romney much longer.
00:52:42.000 That's a good point, right?
00:52:45.000 I love it.
00:52:46.000 We'll save some of these for later.
00:52:48.000 He's the only rhino that wouldn't hunt for its horns.
00:52:51.000 Did people just ask him to take a picture of them?
00:52:53.000 Sir, will you take a picture of us?
00:52:54.000 No, not with you.
00:52:55.000 Does he realize he's got a speech to do?
00:52:57.000 If your father, if your grandfather were shuffling around in his wool slippers at this speed in the house, he'd be like, we need to call somebody.
00:53:05.000 Yes, we need to make sure we find the will.
00:53:07.000 They are clapping in rhythm.
00:53:09.000 You slap your name in a sticker on the stereo.
00:53:12.000 They're clapping in rhythm.
00:53:13.000 Did you see? 0.97
00:53:14.000 Well, they're black. 0.98
00:53:15.000 No. 0.95
00:53:15.000 Oh my goodness. 0.95
00:53:17.000 They're doing four more years.
00:53:18.000 I wasn't facing the screen.
00:53:20.000 Oh, okay, good.
00:53:20.000 No, it was fine.
00:53:21.000 Is that what they're saying, Gerald?
00:53:23.000 Turn up the volume.
00:53:25.000 See?
00:53:26.000 Four more years.
00:53:27.000 They don't know what else to do.
00:53:28.000 Four more years.
00:53:29.000 And he's like, four more minutes.
00:53:31.000 Hurry up!
00:53:34.000 I feel like he's so out of it in his head he's probably quoting lines from Tin Cup right now.
00:53:38.000 I know their arms got tired. I feel like he's so out of it in his head
00:53:42.000 He's probably quoting lines from tin cup right now. He just he just like he's not there
00:53:47.000 Why did come?
00:53:50.000 I don't like Kevin Costner.
00:53:50.000 I don't know.
00:53:52.000 You don't like Costner?
00:53:53.000 No.
00:53:53.000 That is a bad one.
00:53:54.000 Viewership just dropped.
00:53:55.000 Thanks a lot.
00:53:56.000 Oh, there's the Wicked Witch.
00:53:59.000 No, it isn't.
00:53:59.000 Is that Pelosi?
00:54:00.000 Yeah, that's Pelosi.
00:54:01.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:54:02.000 Oh, yeah, the bitch. 1.00
00:54:04.000 Hey. 1.00
00:54:05.000 I wish she'd never... She's got nothing under the jacket.
00:54:09.000 Yeah, I will say, you know, for an older lady... No, she's got a rack like you read about in Rack Weekly. 1.00
00:54:13.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:54:15.000 I miss magazines. 1.00
00:54:15.000 Shut up, Jake. 1.00
00:54:17.000 Me too. 1.00
00:54:19.000 Oh, Rack Weekly was mostly ads.
00:54:21.000 Gun racks.
00:54:23.000 Was that a magazine?
00:54:25.000 There is some degree, even during harsh political times,
00:54:29.000 of fellowship. 1.00
00:54:31.000 Shut up, Jake. 0.99
00:54:33.000 Remember when people used to think Jake Tapper was objective? 1.00
00:54:35.000 Oh, yeah.
00:54:38.000 That guy's not.
00:54:39.000 He wasn't objective, but he was better when he was... He was better at hiding it.
00:54:43.000 Yes.
00:54:44.000 You remember he worked at Fox.
00:54:45.000 Yeah, but I saw him when he was doing the daily briefings, and I would watch those daily briefings, and he would ask questions there and be in the press briefing room.
00:54:52.000 And I was like, alright, he's asking some tough questions, but now he's just completely... Wouldn't you like to ask him, which is the real Jake Tapper?
00:54:57.000 The one that you worked at Fox or this one?
00:55:00.000 Yeah, which is the line?
00:55:00.000 You go where the money is, right, Jake?
00:55:02.000 Wow, well over 200,000 of you.
00:55:06.000 I want to hit something here. 1.00
00:55:08.000 People say it's the economy, stupid. 1.00
00:55:08.000 The economy, right? 1.00
00:55:10.000 He's going to try and claim, of course, that he's actually improved the economy.
00:55:13.000 Here's what matters most to you.
00:55:15.000 Are you making more money and do things cost the same or less?
00:55:18.000 Right?
00:55:19.000 That's most Americans out there.
00:55:21.000 Okay, so inflation, he's trying to say, he'll claim that it's slowed.
00:55:25.000 Oh, he fell.
00:55:25.000 Right?
00:55:26.000 In fact, it's up 17.3% since he's taken office.
00:55:30.000 Now, here's the other stat that's really key.
00:55:32.000 If you look at overall incomes during their presidency, so Obama, eight years income went up $1,043, K?
00:55:39.000 Average income.
00:55:40.000 Biden, it's gone down $4,200, if you're looking at his presidential term.
00:55:45.000 Trump, up $4,000.
00:55:47.000 Up $4,000!
00:55:47.000 Think about that.
00:55:49.000 Up four times more than eight years of Obama and half the time.
00:55:53.000 And Biden doubled it and added a negative sign.
00:55:57.000 And you won't hear those numbers anywhere.
00:56:00.000 No, it's down $4,200.
00:56:02.000 Your money is down, what you make and how much things cost are up.
00:56:06.000 More people are working part-time than ever before.
00:56:09.000 Labor force participation is not great.
00:56:10.000 Let's go right now to former Vice President Joe Biden being lost.
00:56:14.000 Is he saluting?
00:56:15.000 No, he's moving towards the lights.
00:56:17.000 Where the hell am I?
00:56:20.000 Go to the light! 1.00
00:56:24.000 Shut up! 1.00
00:56:25.000 Sit down! 1.00
00:56:28.000 I hate this guy. 1.00
00:56:30.000 He hates himself, so it's even. 0.99
00:56:31.000 It's Alice Cooper.
00:56:32.000 He does, and he loves himself.
00:56:33.000 I gotta say, Kamala looks pretty good to them.
00:56:40.000 He already used that line.
00:56:41.000 Does that count as a brain fart?
00:56:43.000 No.
00:56:44.000 He already used that line like a month ago.
00:56:48.000 Let's give him a chance.
00:56:49.000 Mr. Speaker, Madam Vice President, members of Congress, my fellow Americans, In January 1941, Franklin Roosevelt came to this chamber to speak to the nation, and he said, I guess you're at a moment unprecedented in the history of the Union.
00:57:11.000 Hitler was on the march. 0.87
00:57:13.000 War was raging in Europe.
00:57:15.000 President Roosevelt's purpose was to wake up Congress and alert the American people that this was no ordinary time.
00:57:22.000 Freedom and democracy were under assault in the world.
00:57:26.000 Tonight, I come to the same chamber.
00:57:29.000 Yes, nicely.
00:57:31.000 Now, it's we who face unprecedented moment in the history of the Union.
00:57:37.000 And yes, my purpose tonight is to wake up the Congress and alert the American people that this is no ordinary moment either.
00:57:45.000 Not since President Lincoln and the Civil War have freedom and democracy been under assault at home, as they are today.
00:57:51.000 He's already slurring his words. 0.99
00:57:52.000 Because of you, you dick. 1.00
00:57:53.000 He's already slurring his words. 1.00
00:57:54.000 Is the freedom of democracy under attack both at home and overseas. 1.00
00:57:59.000 Because of you, you dick. 0.99
00:58:00.000 At the very same time. 1.00
00:58:01.000 Overseas.
00:58:02.000 How can you say that when you claim you're democratically elected?
00:58:03.000 Putin and Russia's on a march invading Ukraine and sowing chaos throughout Europe and beyond.
00:58:11.000 If anybody in this room thinks Putin will stop at Ukraine, I assure you he will not.
00:58:16.000 Boy, why would you applaud that?
00:58:18.000 That shows you where the priorities are.
00:58:19.000 Yeah.
00:58:20.000 Lead with Ukraine. 0.90
00:58:21.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:58:22.000 Lead with Zelensky, the president who plays the piano with his dick. 1.00
00:58:26.000 Good. 1.00
00:58:27.000 Great.
00:58:28.000 That's who you speak to first.
00:58:29.000 Those are his good points, too.
00:58:30.000 Sit down, Kamala.
00:58:31.000 You can't stop Putin.
00:58:35.000 if we stand with Ukraine.
00:58:37.000 Well, we already have the tune of 115 billion.
00:58:39.000 Bring that up.
00:58:39.000 It'll be over 150 if this new bill passes.
00:58:42.000 Oh, King Jeffries, he's relevant.
00:58:45.000 Whitey hater. 0.92
00:58:47.000 You're the leader of Ukraine?
00:58:49.000 That is all.
00:58:50.000 That is all Ukraine is asking.
00:58:54.000 They're not asking for American soldiers.
00:58:56.000 Yet.
00:58:57.000 In fact, there are no American soldiers who are in Ukraine, and I'm determined to keep it that way. 1.00
00:59:03.000 But now, we built this together.
00:59:05.000 It's just that Ukraine is being blocked by those who want to walk away from our world
00:59:10.000 leadership.
00:59:11.000 It wasn't long ago when a Republican president named Ronald Reagan thundered, Mr. Gorbachev,
00:59:19.000 tear down this wall.
00:59:21.000 Now.
00:59:22.000 Didn't he say that about Trump's wall?
00:59:28.000 Yes, pretty much.
00:59:30.000 Do whatever the hell you want.
00:59:30.000 Overlay D1, 154 million dollars worth of border materials at a loss that the Trump administration
00:59:36.000 had purchased.
00:59:37.000 Do whatever the hell you want.
00:59:38.000 That's a quote. 1.00
00:59:39.000 Out of context, moron. 1.00
00:59:40.000 The former president actually said that, bowing down to a Russian leader, I think it's outrageous, 1.00
00:59:48.000 it's dangerous, and it's unacceptable.
00:59:49.000 Blaming, blaming a problem on Trump he created.
00:59:50.000 Hey, Crimea invaded, that's right, Obama.
00:59:51.000 Any invasions from, no, no, Ukraine invaded, Biden.
00:59:52.000 So, Biden's got to be the one to blame.
00:59:53.000 So, hold on a second, Crimea, Obama.
01:00:03.000 As a proud member of NATO, the military alliance of democratic nations, created after World War II to prevent war and keep the peace.
01:00:14.000 And today, we've made NATO stronger than ever.
01:00:16.000 We welcomed Finland to the alliance last year.
01:00:19.000 And just this morning, Sweden officially joined and our ministers here tonight.
01:00:23.000 The first president ever to get people to pay the 2% of their GDP, which they were not doing in NATO, aside from
01:00:27.000 the US, was Donald Trump.
01:00:30.000 By the way, while he's doing this, if the new aid package is approved, $179 billion, either sent or committed, to
01:00:38.000 Ukraine.
01:00:39.000 $179 billion.
01:00:40.000 $179 billion.
01:00:40.000 I undershot it with $150.
01:00:41.000 Or as I like to call it, nine border walls. 1.00
01:00:44.000 Boy, am I a piece of shit. 1.00
01:00:44.000 I gotta give him credit. 1.00
01:00:45.000 He told a guy who stand up was not in a wheelchair.
01:00:47.000 It's true.
01:00:47.000 Baby steps.
01:00:48.000 strongest military alliance the world has ever seen.
01:00:51.000 Literally.
01:00:53.000 I say this to Congress, we have to stand up to Putin.
01:00:58.000 Send me a bipartisan national security bill.
01:01:02.000 History is literally watching.
01:01:04.000 History is watching.
01:01:05.000 If the United States walks away, it will put Ukraine at risk, Europe is at risk, the free world will be at risk, and Bolton and others to do what they wish to do us harm.
01:01:16.000 Wish.
01:01:17.000 Yeah, wish.
01:01:18.000 My message to President Putin, who I've known for a long time, is simple.
01:01:21.000 We will not walk away.
01:01:26.000 Hey, I'm so glad it's 9.30, State of the Union Address.
01:01:30.000 And the only thing that's happened is talking about hundreds of more billions of dollars to a country in which we have really no interest and hates American values.
01:01:39.000 Great, really.
01:01:40.000 And they wonder why they're out of touch.
01:01:43.000 This right here is going to hurt him more in the polls.
01:01:46.000 When did Democrats start loving war so much?
01:01:47.000 Where's Code Pink?
01:01:48.000 History is watching.
01:01:52.000 Just like history watched three years ago on January 6th, when insurrectionists stormed this very Capitol and placed a dagger to the throat of American democracy.
01:02:01.000 Many of you here, in the darkest of days, we all saw with our own eyes the insurrectionists were not patriots.
01:02:10.000 They've come to stop the peaceful transfer of power.
01:02:13.000 To oversteer the will of the people.
01:02:13.000 Wrong.
01:02:14.000 Wrong.
01:02:15.000 January 6th lies!
01:02:28.000 January 6th lies He's right now bragging about prosecuting political opponents and acting as though he stands up to fascism.
01:02:36.000 Donald Trump, pardon the Lil Wayne.
01:02:39.000 America stood strong and democracy prevailed.
01:02:45.000 You must be honest.
01:02:47.000 The threat to democracy must be defended.
01:02:51.000 My predecessor and some of you here seek to bury the truth about January 6th.
01:02:55.000 I will not do that.
01:02:58.000 This is the moment to speak the truth and to bury the lies.
01:03:01.000 Speaking the truth.
01:03:02.000 Drink.
01:03:03.000 You can't love your country only when you win.
01:03:06.000 to let you know he's serious.
01:03:17.000 You're lying.
01:03:18.000 I need a towel.
01:03:20.000 I spilled beer when I got mad on January 6th.
01:03:23.000 As I've done ever since being elected to office.
01:03:27.000 I ask all of you, without regard to party, to join together and defend democracy.
01:03:32.000 Remember your oath of office of defending against all threats, foreign and domestic.
01:03:37.000 Yeah, what do we do with you? 1.00
01:03:39.000 You are the domestic threat, you jerk-off. 1.00
01:03:41.000 Nobody believes any of this. 0.99
01:03:44.000 And make clear, political violence has absolutely no place, no place in America, zero place.
01:03:50.000 Yeah, tell it to BLM! 0.98
01:03:51.000 Yeah, tell it to the bitch behind you who, let's bring up that clip for later, said these people are not stopping when there were $2 billion worth of damages, thousands of officer casualties from Black Lives Matter, said nor should they stop. 0.99
01:04:02.000 She encouraged it, right behind you. 0.99
01:04:04.000 Donald Trump said, peacefully and patriotically, make your voice heard.
01:04:07.000 This is gasoline is overused.
01:04:10.000 That's what's happening.
01:04:11.000 Oh, geez.
01:04:11.000 Drink again.
01:04:12.000 Yeah.
01:04:12.000 Yeah, what happened?
01:04:13.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:04:14.000 light is a toy of Beasley, a social worker from Birmingham, Alabama. Yeah, what happened? 14 months
01:04:14.000 No, they didn't.
01:04:14.000 Not at all.
01:04:19.000 ago. Yeah. 14 months ago, she and her husband welcomed a baby girl thanks to the miracle of IVF.
01:04:24.000 She scheduled treatments to have that second child, but the Alabama Supreme Court shut down IVF
01:04:31.000 treatments across the state. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, they didn't. Not at all.
01:04:36.000 Are you sure? In fact, they just passed a bill to make sure it was protected.
01:04:39.000 No.
01:04:40.000 Nothing but fear, Margaret.
01:04:40.000 No.
01:04:40.000 All fear.
01:04:41.000 have happened unless Congress acts it could happen again so tonight no let's
01:04:45.000 stand all fear nothing but fear mother across the aisle don't keep this waiting
01:04:50.000 any longer are you talking about abortion nobody took away the right to IVF
01:04:56.000 Clinics closed down voluntarily because they were scared about the new law.
01:05:00.000 And by the way, IVF, no one has a problem, Christians don't have a problem with IVF if you're fertilizing the embryos that you implant.
01:05:05.000 The problem is with fertilizing countless embryos that you leave in a freezer and dump in the trash.
01:05:09.000 Right.
01:05:10.000 Yep.
01:05:10.000 Like most Americans, I believe Roe v. Wade got it right.
01:05:14.000 Oh, jeez.
01:05:15.000 Oh, jeez.
01:05:16.000 Oh, Roe v. Wade.
01:05:17.000 Drink, he has been.
01:05:18.000 He said Roe v. Wade.
01:05:19.000 My predecessor came to office determined to see Roe v Wade overturn.
01:05:19.000 freedom.
01:05:34.000 Yep. 0.97
01:05:35.000 Damn straight. 0.97
01:05:35.000 He's the reason it overturned, and he brags about it. 0.97
01:05:38.000 And he should, dickhead. 0.98
01:05:39.000 Look at the chaos that has resulted. 0.99
01:05:42.000 Joining us tonight is Kate Cox.
01:05:45.000 A wife and mother from Dallas.
01:05:47.000 She's become pregnant again and had a fetus in a fatal condition.
01:05:50.000 You see how she got her last name.
01:05:52.000 The doctor told Kate that her own life and her ability to have children in the future.
01:05:58.000 Rain, fire, drink.
01:05:59.000 Thank God I just got a refill.
01:06:01.000 Because Texas law banned her ability to act, Kate and her husband had to leave the state to get what she needed. 0.75
01:06:08.000 What her family got through should have never happened as well, but it's happening to too many others.
01:06:14.000 There are state laws banning the freedom to choose, criminalizing doctors, forcing survivors of rape and incest to leave their states to get the treatment they need.
01:06:25.000 Many of you in this chamber and my predecessor are promising to pass a national ban on reproductive freedom.
01:06:31.000 My God, what freedom else would you take away?
01:06:33.000 It's a decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.
01:06:38.000 The Supreme Court majority wrote the following.
01:06:41.000 And with all due respect, Justices, women are not without electoral power. 0.79
01:06:47.000 Excuse me, electoral or political power.
01:06:50.000 You're about to realize just how much you worry about.
01:06:53.000 That was a brain fart.
01:06:54.000 It was a threat.
01:06:56.000 Hold on, did you just threaten the Supreme Court at the State of the Union?
01:06:59.000 Yes, by the way, who are designed to be autonomous from...
01:07:02.000 ...from...
01:07:03.000 a new perspective.
01:07:16.000 Thank you.
01:07:25.000 Doing a bang up job, Biden.
01:07:36.000 Don't believe it when people say, oh, the Hispanics threw up for Biden.
01:07:39.000 They're voting for Trump.
01:07:40.000 Don't believe a word they say.
01:07:41.000 It's because women are shifting towards the right. 1.00
01:07:43.000 It's a win.
01:07:44.000 Congress supports the right to choose.
01:07:45.000 I promise you I'll restore Roe v. Wade as the law of the land again.
01:07:49.000 How?
01:07:50.000 How? 1.00
01:07:51.000 How will you do that outside of being an authoritarian fascist fuck? 1.00
01:07:57.000 I'm sorry. 1.00
01:07:58.000 Today, all he's talked about is restoring your faith in institutions.
01:08:02.000 Obey.
01:08:02.000 Obey.
01:08:03.000 Listen.
01:08:03.000 Obey.
01:08:04.000 And I will executive power.
01:08:06.000 This is terrifying.
01:08:07.000 This is actually scary.
01:08:09.000 Is it me?
01:08:10.000 No, you're 100% correct.
01:08:11.000 Well, he's not going to be around.
01:08:13.000 No, this is scary.
01:08:14.000 The country is hit by the worst pandemic and the worst economic crisis in a century.
01:08:18.000 Remember the fear, record losses.
01:08:21.000 and we'll be back.
01:08:23.000 How dare you?
01:08:23.000 of the spikes in crime and the murder rate raging virus.
01:08:26.000 How fucking dare you? 0.99
01:08:27.000 More than one million. 1.00
01:08:28.000 How dare you?
01:08:29.000 Remember you saying you wouldn't take the vaccine because it was it was it was developed
01:08:33.000 under Trump and Kamala?
01:08:34.000 A president, my predecessor, failed the most basic presidential duty that he owes to American
01:08:42.000 Do you understand how by the way, I think that's unbelievable.
01:08:46.000 He got heckled.
01:08:47.000 Did he?
01:08:48.000 Just got heckled.
01:08:49.000 Did he get heckled?
01:08:50.000 Alright, by Jill.
01:08:51.000 Finish your drink. 1.00
01:08:52.000 We have, it doesn't make new, but news in a thousand cities and towns, the American people... She said you have a small penis! 1.00
01:09:04.000 By the way, I believe it's Mission Control. 0.98
01:09:08.000 67% of COVID deaths have taken place under Biden after he came in when the vaccine was already developed, which of course he's touted since.
01:09:15.000 And after the giant spikes, it subsided.
01:09:18.000 Building an economy from the middle out and the bottom up, not the top down.
01:09:22.000 Investing in all America, in all Americans, to make sure everyone has a fair shot.
01:09:27.000 Except for Texas.
01:09:29.000 What was the other one?
01:09:30.000 Alabama.
01:09:31.000 Except for people who believe the Supreme Court should be separated.
01:09:34.000 Except for people who believe states have the right to determine abortion laws.
01:09:40.000 Turning setback into comeback.
01:09:42.000 That's what America does. 1.00
01:09:44.000 That's what America does. 1.00
01:09:47.000 Yeah.
01:09:49.000 Go ahead, Kamala.
01:09:50.000 Stand up like the taupe Wednesday Addams you are.
01:09:53.000 Higher, higher, higher.
01:09:55.000 The economy's on the brink.
01:09:57.000 Now our economy is literally the envy of the world.
01:10:00.000 Fifteen million new jobs in just three years.
01:10:03.000 A record.
01:10:04.000 A record.
01:10:05.000 Hold on a second.
01:10:05.000 Yeah, because how many people lost jobs during COVID?
01:10:07.000 Unemployment.
01:10:08.000 Well, I'll give you the real number really quickly.
01:10:11.000 Fifty-year lows.
01:10:14.000 There were 9.37 million jobs lost to COVID in 2020 alone, Joe.
01:10:17.000 All you had to do was turn the lights back on, and those come back.
01:10:23.000 And by the way, 11 of the 12 reports in 2023 were revised downwards!
01:10:27.000 Yeah, revised downwards.
01:10:30.000 Significantly.
01:10:31.000 Nope.
01:10:32.000 The two biggest growth sectors for jobs?
01:10:34.000 Healthcare and government.
01:10:35.000 Of course, healthcare is subsidized by government.
01:10:37.000 Also more Americans working part-time jobs than ever, so that tweaks the job numbers.
01:10:41.000 So it's COVID jobs restored, 72%, and then government funding.
01:10:47.000 For example, 80,000 IRS employees, a bunch of new government employees.
01:10:51.000 They're taking your money to inflate their own numbers.
01:10:53.000 17% since the start of his presidency.
01:10:54.000 Inflation has dropped from 9% to 3% the lowest 17% since the start of his
01:10:59.000 presidency yeah 17% inflation the landing is and will be soft
01:11:09.000 We're exporting American products and creating American jobs.
01:11:17.000 Here's how you know that's not true.
01:11:19.000 He's trailing in the swing states where these American unions, who by the way are corrupt, they should be supporting him and they won't.
01:11:26.000 Consumer studies show consumer confidence is soaring.
01:11:30.000 Buy America has been the law of the land since the 1930s.
01:11:30.000 What?
01:11:35.000 Past administrations, including my predecessor, including some Democrats as well in the past, failed to buy American. 1.00
01:11:35.000 Bullshit. 1.00
01:11:43.000 Hey, didn't he support TPP? 1.00
01:11:45.000 Or was it NAFTA?
01:11:46.000 Or was it both?
01:11:48.000 Mission Control, can you bring that up?
01:11:49.000 People are buying America.
01:11:51.000 They're Chinese.
01:11:52.000 Yes, and it's farmland.
01:11:53.000 It's weed farms.
01:11:54.000 He said, buy America.
01:11:54.000 workers. It's weed farms. He said by America. Creating good-paying American jobs. Yeah, part-time job.
01:12:04.000 And thanks to our chips and science act, the United States is investing more in
01:12:12.000 research and development than ever before.
01:12:15.000 During the pandemic, a shortage of semiconductors, chips, that drove up the price of everything from cell phones to automobiles.
01:12:23.000 By the way, we invented those chips right here in America.
01:12:25.000 He's a little old for me.
01:12:26.000 Instead of having to import them, private companies are now investing billions of dollars to build new chip factories here in America.
01:12:35.000 Creating tens of thousands of jobs.
01:12:37.000 Yeah, tell us about Ruffles.
01:12:38.000 Many of those jobs paying $100,000 here and don't require a college degree. 0.99
01:12:46.000 Hey, who gives a rat's ass? 0.94
01:12:47.000 I don't care about how many people have a college degree. 0.99
01:12:49.000 You forgave student loans and it was unconstitutional, didn't you?
01:12:53.000 My policies have attracted $650 billion in private sector investments.
01:12:59.000 In clean energy, advanced manufacturing, creating tens of thousands of jobs here in America.
01:13:06.000 He just yelled that he coughed.
01:13:07.000 He was like, let me give you some Gusto.
01:13:09.000 Like it was a Schlitz commercial.
01:13:11.000 And they started coughing.
01:13:13.000 We're going Gusto?
01:13:16.000 Go for the Gusto.
01:13:18.000 46,000 new projects have been announced all across your communities.
01:13:21.000 And by the way, I noticed some of you have strongly voted against it or they're cheering on that money coming in.
01:13:26.000 Hey, there he is. 0.98
01:13:27.000 That's a creepy gay smile. 1.00
01:13:28.000 I didn't recognize you without a glazed face. 0.99
01:13:31.000 That's a smile from a man who breastfeeds, folks.
01:13:34.000 Exactly.
01:13:35.000 Look at him.
01:13:36.000 Sit on that car.
01:13:36.000 Look at him.
01:13:37.000 Filled with illegals. 1.00
01:13:38.000 All of them.
01:13:38.000 I have clean hair I can sniff.
01:13:41.000 roads and bridges, ports and airports, public transit systems.
01:13:45.000 Filth illegal, all of them. 1.00
01:13:47.000 So every child can drink clean water without risk of brain cancer.
01:13:51.000 I have clean hair I can sniff.
01:13:53.000 Wait, wait, wait.
01:13:55.000 What?
01:13:56.000 Every child can drink clean water?
01:13:57.000 Are we talking about Flint, Michigan?
01:13:57.000 Yeah.
01:13:59.000 Yeah, right?
01:14:00.000 Are we talking about... No, we don't count them kids.
01:14:02.000 They're colored.
01:14:03.000 Urban, suburban, or rural communities in red states and blue states.
01:14:08.000 Record investments in tribal communities.
01:14:10.000 Because of my investment in a family farm.
01:14:13.000 You have invested nothing.
01:14:16.000 It's our money. 0.91
01:14:17.000 You've suckled at the taxpayer teat your entire life.
01:14:20.000 In China, the biggest owner of farmland is a China guy. 0.75
01:14:24.000 No!
01:14:25.000 That's cheating!
01:14:49.000 We raised from Belvedere repeatedly with auto companies knowing unions would make all the difference.
01:14:54.000 The unions aren't backing you.
01:14:56.000 Last time I checked.
01:14:58.000 and get these jobs back and together we succeeded. 0.98
01:14:58.000 Liar! 0.98
01:15:01.000 Instead of auto factories shutting down, auto factories reopening, a new state of the art 0.96
01:15:06.000 battery factory is being built to power those cars.
01:15:10.000 So keep in mind when he says battery factories, what he means is subsidized.
01:15:14.000 What he means is he's forcing these car companies to build batteries that aren't being used
01:15:19.000 for cars that most Americans don't want.
01:15:21.000 And you're paying for it with your tax dollars, while condemning Elon Musk and Tesla, who create the only electric cars that are actually profitable.
01:15:29.000 Not profitable, successful.
01:15:31.000 4,000 union jobs with higher wages are building the future in Belvedere, right here in America.
01:15:41.000 Tell us about the Gigafactory in Texas.
01:15:42.000 Yeah.
01:15:43.000 What about 20,000 jobs that were just cut by Citi?
01:15:45.000 What about 12,000 at UPS?
01:15:47.000 4,000 at Cisco?
01:15:48.000 1,900 at Microsoft?
01:15:49.000 1,600 at Nike?
01:15:50.000 1,000 at eBay?
01:15:51.000 600 at BlackRock?
01:15:52.000 Does that sound confident to you?
01:15:54.000 We're 5% below the rest of the world in our Consumer Confidence Index right now.
01:15:58.000 We have a 45% view.
01:15:59.000 That's 5% below the global average.
01:16:01.000 It's earlier.
01:16:01.000 Not that one.
01:16:02.000 Sorry.
01:16:03.000 Everybody, including Mexico, has a better outlook on life than we do. 1.00
01:16:06.000 What the hell?
01:16:08.000 Mexico shouldn't have a good outlook on anything. 0.79
01:16:10.000 Nothing other than hard sell stocks.
01:16:12.000 Sounds like a nationalist to me.
01:16:13.000 Well, pro-America, built in America, America.
01:16:14.000 Nationalist to me. I was proud well pro-america built in America America
01:16:14.000 I like her soap.
01:16:18.000 Today dawn has a good job in her hometown Providing stability and pride and hand jobs to homeless 0.87
01:16:28.000 guys clean stuff
01:16:31.000 The middle class built the country and unions built the middle 0.95
01:16:37.000 Yeah, and you broke the middle class. 0.96
01:16:39.000 See, when he says middle class, he has to go, and unions, because there's a huge divide.
01:16:44.000 Middle class Americans who are non-union workers vote overwhelmingly red.
01:16:50.000 Unions are beholden by, like, the SEIU, the trade workers.
01:16:57.000 Did you sing a song?
01:16:59.000 I get knocked down, but I get up again.
01:17:01.000 He does know more about that than anybody.
01:17:03.000 He's definitely been pissing the night away with his shumba-wumba catheter.
01:17:06.000 That's you, the American people! 0.89
01:17:07.000 Hey, a catfish!
01:17:09.000 It's because of you America's coming back.
01:17:11.000 It's because of you our future is brighter.
01:17:12.000 It's because of you!
01:17:13.000 The unions.
01:17:14.000 He sounds angry.
01:17:15.000 He sounds angry.
01:17:15.000 He is angry.
01:17:16.000 He is angry.
01:17:17.000 He's senile.
01:17:18.000 Look at Johnson. 0.81
01:17:19.000 Look at his face.
01:17:20.000 Oh my gosh.
01:17:21.000 He's got that face.
01:17:27.000 that Phil Hartman face.
01:17:28.000 He's got like a Nick Sammons.
01:17:29.000 He's like, I'm not buying this.
01:17:30.000 It's like the fact check on this is going to be tremendous.
01:17:39.000 Listen to these folks.
01:17:40.000 I can't take it.
01:17:41.000 I know, I hear faintly they're yelling four more years. 1.00
01:17:42.000 Oh shit. 0.98
01:17:43.000 I want to talk about the future of possibilities. 1.00
01:17:46.000 That will never happen.
01:17:47.000 That we can build together. 0.99
01:17:48.000 Like getting an erection. 0.94
01:17:49.000 A future where the days of trickle-down economics are over and the wealthy and the biggest corporations 0.98
01:17:53.000 Don't say it.
01:17:55.000 Hey, by the way, the biggest wealth transfer that's ever occurred in modern history?
01:17:59.000 COVID.
01:17:59.000 Two trillion dollars.
01:18:00.000 Yeah, you are.
01:18:01.000 Well, actually, he's pro-giant corporation.
01:18:02.000 He's anti-mom and pop business.
01:18:03.000 And I've represented for 36 years.
01:18:06.000 I'm not anti-corporation.
01:18:07.000 Yeah, you are.
01:18:08.000 But I grew up in a home where tickle-down economics was the way to my dad's kitchen
01:18:13.000 table.
01:18:14.000 That's why I determined to turn things around so middle class does well.
01:18:18.000 When they do well, the poor have a way up and the wealthy still do very well.
01:18:21.000 We all do well.
01:18:23.000 And there's more to do to make sure you're feeling the benefits of all we're doing.
01:18:28.000 Americans pay more for prescription drugs than anywhere in the world.
01:18:32.000 It's wrong and I'm ending it.
01:18:36.000 You said that last time.
01:18:37.000 Mission Control, who was the first president to bring down the cost of insulin?
01:18:41.000 To bring down the cost of prescription drugs.
01:18:43.000 The first time it ever occurred in our lifetime was President Donald Trump, and he didn't
01:18:46.000 just do it by destroying innovation.
01:18:49.000 He did it through incentives and clearing red tape.
01:18:52.000 The first time ever prescription drug costs went down.
01:18:54.000 We finally beat big pharma.
01:18:57.000 Instead of paying $400 a month or thereabouts for insulin with diabetes, it only cost $10
01:19:03.000 It'll only get paid $35 a month.
01:19:05.000 That's Trump.
01:19:05.000 That is absolutely it.
01:19:06.000 100% Donald Trump.
01:19:08.000 Insulin with Donald Trump.
01:19:09.000 Mission Control, get that.
01:19:10.000 We did it in the previous show, Matt.
01:19:12.000 Anyone who buys this is an uninformed rube.
01:19:15.000 I want to cap the cost of insulin at $35 a month for every American.
01:19:19.000 Look at Johnson.
01:19:20.000 Look at his face.
01:19:21.000 He looks like Ralphie from A Christmas Story.
01:19:25.000 Why is he nodding?
01:19:26.000 Approvingly.
01:19:26.000 For years, people have talked about it, but finally we got it done.
01:19:31.000 Gave Medicare the power to negotiate lower prices on prescription drugs.
01:19:36.000 Just like the VA is able to do for veterans.
01:19:40.000 That's not just saving seniors money.
01:19:42.000 It's saving taxpayers money.
01:19:44.000 We cut the federal deficit by $160 billion!
01:19:48.000 Alright, bring this up.
01:19:49.000 This overlay right in here.
01:19:51.000 May 26th of 2020.
01:19:54.000 President Trump, bring up the overlay.
01:19:56.000 President Trump, $35 copay.
01:19:58.000 You see it highlighted right there?
01:19:59.000 Medicare Seniors, is that for insulin?
01:20:01.000 May 26, 2020.
01:20:03.000 Insulin's at a maximum of $35.
01:20:05.000 Joe Biden just literally took credit for what Donald Trump did.
01:20:10.000 I believe what he did was he reversed the Trump policy and then created a new one.
01:20:14.000 That's what he did.
01:20:15.000 Yeah.
01:20:16.000 We're making a lot of money, guys.
01:20:17.000 And they'll still be extremely profitable.
01:20:24.000 It will not only save lives, it will save taxpayers another $200 billion.
01:20:30.000 Starting next year, the same law caps total prescription drug costs for seniors on Medicare at $2,000 a year, even for expensive cancer drugs that cost $10,000, $12,000, $15,000.
01:20:41.000 even for expensive cancer drugs that cost 10, 12, 15 thousand dollars.
01:20:45.000 Now I want to cap prescription drug costs of two thousand dollars a year for everyone.
01:20:50.000 Oh, that's great.
01:20:52.000 That's what you want.
01:20:53.000 That's what you want.
01:20:54.000 Hold on.
01:20:54.000 You just said you beat Big Pharma.
01:20:56.000 You mandated a shot that was government-sponsored that we had to then go get boosters for, so basically you just fed them billions of dollars in profits.
01:21:03.000 Hundreds of billions.
01:21:04.000 Hundreds of billions.
01:21:04.000 Yes.
01:21:04.000 Of billions of dollars in profits.
01:21:05.000 You didn't beat them.
01:21:07.000 Now you want to cap- There's never been a bigger transfer of wealth from the American taxpayer to pharmaceutical companies than the COVID mRNA injection.
01:21:15.000 Hit like if you know that.
01:21:17.000 Please, let me know you're out there.
01:21:18.000 You're not buying this, right?
01:21:19.000 No.
01:21:20.000 Folks, the Affordable Care Act.
01:21:23.000 The old Obamacare.
01:21:25.000 It's still a very big deal. 0.99
01:21:28.000 Yeah, shitty one. 0.97
01:21:29.000 Yes. 0.95
01:21:29.000 By the way, by the way, when you cap people's out-of-pocket expenses at $2,000, who pays for that? 0.95
01:21:35.000 Do you think the drug companies are just going to give you a lower price?
01:21:38.000 No, it's tax payer funded.
01:21:40.000 And the reason that other countries pay less for prescriptions is because these drug companies innovate knowing that the cost will be subsidized by governments in other countries who don't have to burden the cost of creating the drugs.
01:21:52.000 Many in this chamber want to take this prescription drug away by repealing the Affordable Care Act.
01:22:00.000 I'm not going to let that happen.
01:22:03.000 We stopped you 50 times before and we'll stop you again.
01:22:11.000 In fact, I'm not only protecting it, I'm expanding it.
01:22:15.000 The enacted tax credits of $800 per person per year reduce health care costs for millions of working families.
01:22:23.000 That tax credit expires next year.
01:22:26.000 I want to make that savings permanent.
01:22:28.000 Nope.
01:22:29.000 Guess who pays for that? 0.89
01:22:31.000 Everybody else.
01:22:33.000 You just want to spend other people's money, Joe.
01:22:37.000 To state the obvious, women are more than half our population. 1.00
01:22:41.000 The research on women's health has always been underfunded.
01:22:45.000 Hey, can someone bring me up the stats of breast cancer versus testicular and prostate cancer?
01:22:53.000 I believe the two diseases that get the most funding known to man are AIDS, entirely preventable, just don't have unprotected anal sex with strangers in truck stops, and breast cancer.
01:23:04.000 I just want to say, this is the largest stream on the planet right now.
01:23:09.000 In general.
01:23:09.000 I'm just saying, thank you for watching, guys.
01:23:11.000 Funding for AIDS, breast cancer versus prostate. 0.85
01:23:14.000 And testicles. 0.90
01:23:15.000 Like on the back of his neck. 0.99
01:23:16.000 so important to you. 0.99
01:23:17.000 And testicles. 0.99
01:23:18.000 Like on the back of his neck. 0.99
01:23:19.000 If inflation keeps coming down, mortgage rates will come down as well.
01:23:21.000 Eventually.
01:23:22.000 The Fed acknowledges that.
01:23:23.000 But I'm not waiting.
01:23:25.000 Oh, we have a protester!
01:23:26.000 Mortgage rates went, they doubled.
01:23:26.000 Wait.
01:23:27.000 When did they come down?
01:23:28.000 Oh, we have a protester!
01:23:30.000 ...in the next two years as mortgage rates come down.
01:23:32.000 Wait.
01:23:33.000 To put toward their mortgages when they buy their first home...
01:23:35.000 But mortgage rates went...they doubled.
01:23:37.000 ...for a little more space.
01:23:38.000 When do they come down?
01:23:39.000 Right.
01:23:40.000 Mission Control, did he just say, I would like to give you $400 when you buy a house?
01:23:46.000 So the high of mortgage rates...
01:23:49.000 This is overlay C14.
01:23:51.000 Alright, here we go.
01:23:52.000 2008 again.
01:23:52.000 was 4.94%, Biden 7.79%.
01:23:57.000 When you refinance your home, you can save $1,000 or more as a consequence.
01:24:05.000 For millions of renters, we're cracking down on big landlords
01:24:10.000 who use antitrust law, who break antitrust laws.
01:24:14.000 Rain fart, rain fart, rain fart. 0.51
01:24:17.000 Just the big landlords.
01:24:18.000 We've cut red tape so billboards can get federally financing, which is already helping build a record 1.7 million new homes.
01:24:24.000 You've made BlackRock Vanguard too big to fail who are creating a generation of renters while forcing out mom-and-pop land providers, home providers, into bankruptcy.
01:24:34.000 Now pass and build and renovate Mandating rents go down?
01:24:38.000 Remaining the strongest economy in the world, we need to have the best education system in the world.
01:24:45.000 worked like a charm.
01:24:46.000 Yep.
01:24:47.000 Didn't you try forgiveness already?
01:24:48.000 Didn't you try manipulating that market and the Supreme Court ruled it unconstitutional?
01:24:52.000 I think so.
01:24:53.000 That's right.
01:24:56.000 You did.
01:24:57.000 You did.
01:24:58.000 We need to have the best education system in the world.
01:24:59.000 More funding than ever and test scores have gone down.
01:25:03.000 I like I suspect all of you want to give a child, every child, a good start by providing
01:25:09.000 access to preschool for three and four.
01:25:11.000 Not all children. 0.99
01:25:12.000 Dammit! 0.99
01:25:13.000 You know, I think I pointed out last year. 1.00
01:25:21.000 Who keeps raising their cane like Kris Kringle?
01:25:23.000 I know.
01:25:25.000 Children coming from broken homes where there's no books, not read to, not spoken to very often.
01:25:25.000 I know.
01:25:31.000 start school, kindergarten, or first grade, hearing, having heard a million fewer words spoken.
01:25:37.000 Well, studies show that children who go to preschool are nearly 50% more likely to finish high school,
01:25:43.000 go on to earn a two and four year degree, no matter what their background is.
01:25:47.000 And it's less than a third, as far as the increase compared to children who have a dad.
01:25:52.000 He wants your kids in public school for another year.
01:25:57.000 And then he wants to forgive them student loans so you have children from 4 to 22 years old being funded and completely indoctrinated by the government.
01:26:11.000 Point it out to them, as Vice President.
01:26:13.000 I met with over eight, I think it was 182 of those folks.
01:26:13.000 Spend our money.
01:26:18.000 Don't hold me to the exact number.
01:26:19.000 We won't, because you're wrong.
01:26:21.000 And I asked them what they need most.
01:26:23.000 The CEOs.
01:26:24.000 Anecdote.
01:26:25.000 And you've had the same experience. 1.00
01:26:26.000 They said for you to step down, bitch. 1.00
01:26:27.000 Better educated workforce. 1.00
01:26:29.000 Anecdote.
01:26:30.000 So I look at them.
01:26:31.000 You need a refill?
01:26:32.000 And I say, I come from Delaware.
01:26:33.000 Let's get refills, guys.
01:26:34.000 DuPont used to be the eighth largest corporation in the world.
01:26:38.000 That is neat!
01:26:38.000 And every new enterprise they bought, they educated the workforce to that enterprise.
01:26:44.000 But none of you do that anymore.
01:26:46.000 What?
01:26:46.000 Why are you angry with me, providing you the opportunity for the best educated workforce in the world?
01:26:51.000 Paid the file?
01:26:53.000 They all looked at me and said, I think you're right.
01:26:56.000 No they didn't.
01:26:57.000 I want to expand high quality tutoring and summer learning to see that every child learns to read by third grade. 0.99
01:27:03.000 Oh, for the love of my sister's ass. 1.00
01:27:05.000 How about this? 1.00
01:27:05.000 I'm sorry. 1.00
01:27:07.000 You're the guy that kept schools closed, and you care about making sure our children... You just said fewer words were spoken.
01:27:12.000 Yeah, well, you don't have kids in school! 1.00
01:27:14.000 Well, but you also aren't calling out the reason.
01:27:16.000 Parents.
01:27:17.000 Well, teachers.
01:27:18.000 Teachers unions.
01:27:19.000 Look, teachers are a problem, but this is a parent's responsibility to speak to your child before they go to school.
01:27:28.000 Get out of the college business, then.
01:27:29.000 No.
01:27:29.000 the Pell Grants to working and middle class families and increased record investments.
01:27:33.000 In HBCU, a minority serving institution, including a Hispanic institution.
01:27:38.000 You ain't black. 0.98
01:27:39.000 Someone said go out there Joe. 0.97
01:27:41.000 Get the Hispanic vote.
01:27:42.000 You're losing.
01:27:43.000 You're losing.
01:27:43.000 Get the Hispanic vote.
01:27:44.000 I'll give him money!
01:27:44.000 You know what?
01:27:45.000 I was told I couldn't universally just change the way in which we dealt with student loans.
01:27:50.000 It's illegal.
01:27:51.000 I fixed two student loan programs that already existed.
01:27:53.000 Illegal.
01:27:54.000 Reduced the burden of student debt.
01:27:56.000 For nearly four million Americans, including nurses, fire fighters. 1.00
01:27:56.000 Bullshit! 1.00
01:28:01.000 TikTok dancers. 1.00
01:28:03.000 He just took credit for HBCU's funding.
01:28:06.000 Bring that up.
01:28:06.000 Overlay Trump.
01:28:08.000 Trump is the one that did that.
01:28:09.000 $250 million a year to the nation's historically black colleges and universities.
01:28:13.000 Bring that up.
01:28:14.000 He's educated hundreds of students so they can go to college.
01:28:17.000 So drink.
01:28:17.000 Now he's able to help, after debt forgiveness, get his own daughter to college.
01:28:25.000 That's lovely.
01:28:29.000 More.
01:28:29.000 Folks, look.
01:28:30.000 There we go.
01:28:31.000 Such relief is good for the economy because folks are now able to buy a home, start a business, start a family.
01:28:39.000 Are you serious, Clark?
01:28:41.000 While we're at it, I want the public school teachers to raise.
01:28:44.000 Hold on a second.
01:28:45.000 Birth rates are down and home purchases and young Americans are down.
01:28:49.000 Nothing here is correct. 0.95
01:28:51.000 Is this a lying cocksuck? 0.98
01:28:53.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:28:54.000 Let that fall.
01:28:55.000 I've shot that.
01:28:55.000 I can't even.
01:28:57.000 Everything out of his mouth is a fat lie. 0.93
01:29:01.000 You did? 0.96
01:29:01.000 Fundamental Fairness. 0.96
01:29:03.000 DEI?
01:29:03.000 Triscally?
01:29:04.000 Triscally?
01:29:05.000 Have you had the Triscally's?
01:29:06.000 Because it was like two trillion, because the economy's closed.
01:29:08.000 The Triscally's. 0.78
01:29:09.000 I've been delivering real results in triscally responsible ways.
01:29:12.000 Triscally?
01:29:13.000 You already cut the federal deficit.
01:29:14.000 Triscally?
01:29:15.000 Have you had the triscally?
01:29:16.000 Because it was like two trillion because the economy's closed.
01:29:17.000 Triscally, it's got to be edited.
01:29:18.000 It's my goal to cut the federal deficit.
01:29:19.000 I'm not going to cut it.
01:29:27.000 the fiscal year, fiscal year.
01:29:29.000 ...by making big corporations very wealthy, finally beginning to pay their fair share.
01:29:32.000 How long are you going to say that?
01:29:34.000 God, I'm tired of that.
01:29:36.000 You mean Trump paying half a zillion in fines?
01:29:39.000 Short lock to Spain.
01:29:41.000 Elon Musk paid $11 billion, the highest ever individual payment of taxes.
01:29:46.000 It's not enough.
01:29:47.000 Just pay your fair share in taxes.
01:29:50.000 By the way, just so you know, he won't increase taxes on anyone making more than $400,000, which is exactly the presidential salary.
01:29:56.000 It's happenstance.
01:29:57.000 Okay, big guy.
01:30:01.000 Oh, what's the deal?
01:30:04.000 Got the economy going.
01:30:08.000 Oh, did it?
01:30:09.000 Then trickle down worse.
01:30:11.000 I was gonna say.
01:30:11.000 Didn't wages go- wages went up.
01:30:15.000 Labor force participation went up.
01:30:17.000 The economy was doing fantastic for all of us.
01:30:19.000 Prices were lower.
01:30:20.000 Hey, Joe Pesci.
01:30:21.000 Joe Pesci.
01:30:23.000 Check the numbers.
01:30:25.000 Folks at home, does anybody really think the tax code is fair?
01:30:29.000 No.
01:30:31.000 He said, I said at home!
01:30:33.000 He thinks people are talking to the TV.
01:30:36.000 Look at this.
01:30:39.000 Oh, data-proof Trump tax cuts benefited middle and working-class Americans most.
01:30:43.000 You lied again, Jones.
01:30:44.000 Your average income, your purchasing power, is down $4,400 since this man took office.
01:30:47.000 of taxes. 0.93
01:30:58.000 Do you understand no matter how he paints his rosy picture for the next hour, tomorrow or the next day you're gonna read a headline about somebody else getting murdered by an illegal or whatever, and all that shit's just gonna go right out the window. 0.99
01:31:10.000 None of this means shit. 0.99
01:31:12.000 It's immigration. 0.98
01:31:13.000 I'm sure he'll get to that.
01:31:14.000 No, he won't.
01:31:15.000 And maybe he won't.
01:31:17.000 No, you're right.
01:31:18.000 This is not going to move the needle.
01:31:19.000 This is bad for him.
01:31:20.000 The media's going to try and spin it.
01:31:22.000 I'm calling it now.
01:31:23.000 This will not help his numbers.
01:31:25.000 It'll just take more footage from the news.
01:31:26.000 Biggest companies in America made $40 billion and paid zero in federal income tax.
01:31:32.000 Zero.
01:31:33.000 And a girl found an arm in a tree in Long Island on the way to school.
01:31:37.000 That's a true story.
01:31:39.000 But that's still less than working people paying federal taxes.
01:31:44.000 It's time to raise corporate minimum tax to at least 21%.
01:31:49.000 Why?
01:31:49.000 Look at Johnson.
01:31:52.000 If I'm not mistaken, don't we have either the number one or the top five corporate tax rates in the industrialized world?
01:31:59.000 Higher than most of liberal Europe and a good portion of Asia, just to be clear.
01:32:04.000 They can pay him $20 million if they want, but deduct a million.
01:32:05.000 million dollars that could be deducted.
01:32:07.000 They can pay him 20 million if they want, but deduct a million.
01:32:12.000 End it now.
01:32:13.000 You know, there are 1,000 billionaires in America.
01:32:16.000 Good.
01:32:17.000 You know what the average federal tax is for those billionaires?
01:32:21.000 No.
01:32:23.000 They're making great sacrifices.
01:32:25.000 Hey, top 1% pays 46% of all taxes, period.
01:32:25.000 8.2%.
01:32:32.000 No, billionaires should pay a lower federal tax rate than a teacher, a sanitation worker, or a nurse.
01:32:38.000 I like Rubio.
01:32:38.000 He's never been in a good mood in his life.
01:32:40.000 Wait, no one should make more than a... What are you saying?
01:32:42.000 No, nobody should pay a lower tax rate than a sanitation worker. 0.99
01:32:45.000 Right.
01:32:46.000 But it's all capital gains.
01:32:47.000 They have their capital at risk.
01:32:48.000 If you go to work and you get a paycheck and you have money taken out of it, you don't make zero.
01:32:52.000 You always make whatever the paycheck is.
01:32:53.000 They could lose money.
01:32:54.000 Capital gains is a second tax.
01:32:56.000 Most of those people make their money off capital gains.
01:32:58.000 Billionaires.
01:32:58.000 They're not from a W-2.
01:33:01.000 And imagine what that could do for America.
01:33:03.000 Imagine a future with affordable child care.
01:33:06.000 Millions of families can get the need to go to work.
01:33:09.000 Imagine a future with paid leave.
01:33:13.000 Because no one should have to choose between working and taking care of their sick family members.
01:33:18.000 Imagine!
01:33:18.000 Imagine a future of home care and government care.
01:33:21.000 And people living with disabilities.
01:33:26.000 So they can stay in their homes and family caregivers can finally get the pay they deserve. 0.99
01:33:32.000 Tonight, let's all agree once again to stand up for seniors.
01:33:38.000 We need more cancer drugs, Medicare, seniors! 1.00
01:33:39.000 4,000, 400,000 increase taxes. We need more cancer drugs.
01:33:44.000 Medicare. Seniors. Anyone who tries to cut Social Security, Medicare, or raise the retirement age, I will stop you. 0.85
01:33:50.000 The working people who built this country pay more into Social Security than millionaires and billionaires do.
01:34:07.000 It's not fair.
01:34:08.000 Who do they work for?
01:34:09.000 That's not true though.
01:34:11.000 Does he mean it's a percentage of income?
01:34:13.000 Because there's a cap on how much you pay in and how much you can take out.
01:34:16.000 That's the proposal.
01:34:19.000 Oh no, you guys don't want another two trillion dollar tax cut?
01:34:24.000 I kind of thought that's what your plan was.
01:34:28.000 Well, that's good to hear.
01:34:29.000 You're not going to cut another two trillion dollars for the super-wealth.
01:34:32.000 That's good to hear.
01:34:33.000 That's good to hear, because I'll keep decreasing wages.
01:34:35.000 I'll protect and strengthen Social Security and make the wealthy pay their fair share.
01:34:38.000 Somebody should be heckling back right now.
01:34:44.000 Look.
01:34:45.000 Look.
01:34:46.000 By the way, I'm not sure if the White House did this on purpose.
01:34:47.000 They released his entire speech.
01:34:50.000 So our research team is getting a little bit ahead of the game.
01:34:50.000 Too many corporations.
01:34:53.000 Raised prices to pad their profits.
01:34:55.000 Charging more and more for less and less.
01:34:58.000 That's our cracking down on corporations and engaging in price gouging and deceptive pricing.
01:35:02.000 Oh, come on. 0.87
01:35:03.000 Shrinkflation.
01:35:04.000 Do it.
01:35:04.000 There's Shrinkflation.
01:35:05.000 In fact, the snack companies think they won't notice if they change the size of the bag and put a hell of a lot fewer... Why did it only start under you?
01:35:16.000 Give us that answer.
01:35:17.000 Why didn't they do it under Donald Trump?
01:35:19.000 Why did it only start under you?
01:35:21.000 Shrinkflation.
01:35:21.000 He said it.
01:35:22.000 His bag has half the nuts in it.
01:35:25.000 I really mean it.
01:35:27.000 Hey, don't pay attention to Pfizer, Moderna, Big Pharma.
01:35:30.000 It's Big Goldfish!
01:35:32.000 By the way, they have a bill from Bob Casey.
01:35:35.000 This is the guy that they just showed.
01:35:37.000 Bob Casey's bill would stop shrink inflation, which basically says, hey, we can make a smaller package and charge the same price.
01:35:43.000 I'm a consumer.
01:35:43.000 If they make a smaller package, I should just go, I don't want to buy it anymore.
01:35:47.000 Like, what the hell are you talking about?
01:35:49.000 10% fewer Snickers.
01:35:51.000 Why did it start under you exclusively?
01:35:55.000 Why can't people pay their credit cards on time?
01:35:58.000 Why do businesses need to offer you less for the same money?
01:36:01.000 Why can't Americans pay their credit cards on time?
01:36:06.000 Why is that an epidemic only under you?
01:36:08.000 people pay their credit cards on time?
01:36:11.000 Why do businesses need to offer you less for the same money?
01:36:14.000 Why can't Americans pay their credit cards on time?
01:36:16.000 Why is that an epidemic only under you?
01:36:20.000 You heard him, it was Trump's fault.
01:36:24.000 A lot.
01:36:24.000 That's good at the border.
01:36:26.000 You can build a border wall for $20 billion!
01:36:29.000 That's why the banks are so mad.
01:36:31.000 It's $20 billion in profit.
01:36:34.000 Border wall?
01:36:34.000 A border wall for 20 billion dollars.
01:36:36.000 That's why the banks are so mad, it's 20 billion dollars in profit.
01:36:42.000 Border wall?
01:36:43.000 Border wall?
01:36:44.000 I'm not stopping there.
01:36:45.000 My administration has proposed rules to make cable, travel, utilities, and online ticket sellers tell you the total price up front, so there are no surprises.
01:36:56.000 He just secured the Ticketmaster Swifty vote.
01:37:01.000 It matters.
01:37:02.000 All this is based on Hunter's sobriety.
01:37:04.000 In November, my team began serious negotiations with a bipartisan group of senators.
01:37:10.000 The result was a bipartisan bill with the toughest set of border security. No, it's
01:37:10.000 On?
01:37:15.000 it's not go. You're right. I don't think so. No, we don't know. We don't like that. I'm not
01:37:23.000 going to get together and say it was a good bill. I'll be darned. 0.97
01:37:28.000 That's amazing. 1.00
01:37:29.000 What a smug cocksucker. 1.00
01:37:31.000 4,999 people coming per day into the country illegally. 1.00
01:37:35.000 100 more immigration judges.
01:37:37.000 7.53 million since his presidency.
01:37:39.000 That's an insane number. It's never happened before. Not even close. Ever. Ever.
01:37:43.000 That's bigger than 36 states.
01:37:46.000 That wouldn't happen, Joe.
01:37:48.000 He said it would reduce it from 6 million.
01:37:51.000 He's actually a decent guy from Oklahoma.
01:37:52.000 But he sponsored this bad bill as a Republican and made it bipartisan.
01:37:56.000 Right.
01:37:57.000 Bad move.
01:37:59.000 Bad move, bad bill.
01:38:00.000 Decent guy in other facets.
01:38:01.000 Otherwise, yes.
01:38:02.000 To significantly increase the ability to screen and stop vehicles smuggling fentanyl into America. 1.00
01:38:07.000 You're a little late, stupid. 1.00
01:38:10.000 Does anyone actually buy that Joe Biden is being threatened on immigration? 1.00
01:38:14.000 Tell you what, the American people aren't and it's the single most important issue in this election and they overwhelmingly think that Donald Trump did a better job.
01:38:20.000 Those are the polls.
01:38:22.000 When the number of migrants at the border is overwhelming.
01:38:25.000 You mean $5,000?
01:38:27.000 It wouldn't do anything.
01:38:32.000 We did.
01:38:32.000 We did.
01:38:34.000 Hey, by the way, just so you guys know, we do have Vivek coming on here with some post-game kind of wrap-up analysis.
01:38:43.000 Former GOP candidates are gonna speak to us here in just a minute, so make sure you hang around for that.
01:38:51.000 Would endorse the bill as well, the majority right now.
01:38:54.000 But unfortunately, politics has derailed this bill so far.
01:38:58.000 You're talking about the first bill that was $12 billion for the border and it was $60 billion for Ukraine?
01:39:04.000 Then they changed it, then they changed it to just Ukraine.
01:39:10.000 It's not about him, it's not about me.
01:39:14.000 I'd be a winner, not really.
01:39:19.000 Was that a, uh, brain fart?
01:39:21.000 Drink!
01:39:21.000 Drink!
01:39:22.000 I'm sorry, fart moused it. 0.98
01:39:23.000 Hold on.
01:39:24.000 I'd be a winner, not really.
01:39:24.000 What's he doing?
01:39:28.000 And he's getting heckled.
01:39:29.000 Heckled by Green.
01:39:30.000 Lincoln Riley.
01:39:31.000 Innocent young woman who was killed.
01:39:31.000 Lincoln.
01:39:32.000 Lincoln Riley is such a frickin' USC.
01:39:34.000 Lincoln Riley.
01:39:35.000 It's Lakey Riley.
01:39:36.000 It's Lakey Riley. 0.53
01:39:37.000 Hundreds of thousands of people being killed by illegals. 1.00
01:39:41.000 To her parents, I say, my heart goes out to you, having lost children myself.
01:39:45.000 I understand.
01:39:46.000 I love it.
01:39:47.000 But look, if we change the dynamic at the border, people pay these smugglers 8,000 bucks to get across the border.
01:39:55.000 Because they know if they get by, if they get by and let into the country, it's six to eight years before they have a hearing.
01:40:04.000 Whose fault is that, Joe?
01:40:05.000 And it's worth taking the chance of the 8,000 bucks.
01:40:06.000 How about stay in Mexico?
01:40:08.000 But, if it's only six months, six weeks, The idea is it's highly unlikely that people will pay that money and come all that way knowing that they'll be able to be kicked out quickly.
01:40:20.000 What?
01:40:21.000 Folks... Look at the black guy's palms, you can see him, he's like, what the... I respectfully suggest to my Republican friends, to the American people, get this bill done. 1.00
01:40:31.000 We need to have it.
01:40:33.000 So look, Donald Trump's highest year is 977,000 border crossings as far as what was caught.
01:40:38.000 Biden was 1.7 million at his lowest year.
01:40:42.000 7.53 million border crossings caught under Biden.
01:40:45.000 This is a guy who's flying hundreds of thousands of illegals on planes in the United States so that he can lower the amount of border crossings being caught.
01:40:52.000 This is a guy who sold off $154 million worth of border materials that Donald Trump had purchased to secure our borders.
01:40:59.000 This man wants to buy votes with your tax dollars.
01:41:02.000 None of this is working.
01:41:26.000 Take a look at it.
01:41:27.000 It has all these and more.
01:41:28.000 Blaming a problem on Trump that he clearly created.
01:41:28.000 Drink!
01:41:32.000 Bring up the drinking game rules.
01:41:33.000 I'm sorry.
01:41:34.000 Well, unlike my predecessor.
01:41:37.000 What did he say?
01:41:38.000 I know who we are as Americans.
01:41:41.000 We're the only nation in the world with a heart and soul that draws from old and new.
01:41:46.000 Home to Native Americans whose ancestors have been here for thousands of years.
01:41:49.000 All six of them.
01:41:50.000 Home to people from every place on earth.
01:41:54.000 They came freely.
01:41:55.000 Some came in chains.
01:41:57.000 Some came when famine struck like my ancestral family in Ireland.
01:42:01.000 Some to flee persecution.
01:42:02.000 To chase dreams.
01:42:04.000 Some wearing Nikes and Bettish clothes than I have.
01:42:07.000 That's America.
01:42:08.000 And we all come from somewhere.
01:42:10.000 Go home to Nauvoo. 0.99
01:42:11.000 We're all Americans.
01:42:12.000 You should have stayed where you came from. 1.00
01:42:14.000 He kind of sounds like he's getting towards the end.
01:42:22.000 We're about two-thirds of the way through, it seems.
01:42:26.000 But remember, we have Vivek coming up after this.
01:42:29.000 Make sure you stay around for it.
01:42:30.000 He's going to have some choice words.
01:42:33.000 I'm ready to fix it.
01:42:34.000 Oh, are you?
01:42:35.000 Really?
01:42:36.000 Send me the border bill now!
01:42:37.000 Hey, the House passed one.
01:42:40.000 I think it was the Lake and Riley bill.
01:42:42.000 Let me give you guys some simple math.
01:42:45.000 $20 billion to build a border wall.
01:42:48.000 $150 billion is what illegal immigrants cost taxpayers every single year. 1.00
01:42:52.000 Period.
01:42:52.000 References available at loudmouthcredit.com.
01:42:54.000 Link in the description.
01:42:55.000 We've covered this many times.
01:42:56.000 He undid it first day in office.
01:42:59.000 He wants to buy votes on your dime.
01:43:01.000 It's not even close.
01:43:02.000 And he's going, we hit the mark.
01:43:03.000 We're on 8 million came in.
01:43:05.000 So we can pretend we're against it now.
01:43:07.000 We got 8 million voters in here.
01:43:09.000 Our late friend and former colleague, John Moses, on that march.
01:43:13.000 We miss him.
01:43:16.000 Sit down, Kamala.
01:43:19.000 Maybe you fit a mayor behind her in her seat so she'll take a seat. 1.00
01:43:25.000 Hey, there's that cane again. 1.00
01:43:28.000 Holy shit, James Brown! 0.99
01:43:30.000 I feel good! 1.00
01:43:32.000 I can't hear you!
01:43:32.000 Oh no!
01:43:33.000 Ow! 1.00
01:43:33.000 Da-da-da-da-da-da-da! 1.00
01:43:34.000 Living in America!
01:43:35.000 Hand in hand!
01:43:35.000 Good I can't say you daughter of gospel singers and preachers.
01:43:41.000 She's saying songs of honor on that bloody Sunday
01:43:45.000 nation's conscience Voting Rights Act passed
01:43:52.000 Illegal immigration Coach pride 0.95
01:43:58.000 He looks like one of the Muppets.
01:44:04.000 He's got a two-face haircut.
01:44:07.000 He looks like one of the Muppets.
01:44:14.000 59 years later. He's got two-face haircut. The force is taking us back in time. Voter suppression, election subversion.
01:44:25.000 Doesn't exist!
01:44:25.000 Over the dark money.
01:44:27.000 Oh my god.
01:44:27.000 Extreme gerrymandering.
01:44:29.000 Oh my god.
01:44:29.000 John Lewis is a great friend to many of us here.
01:44:31.000 I can't. 0.70
01:44:32.000 But if you truly want to honor him... John Lewis was a racist.
01:44:37.000 John Lewis and Congressman Clyburn claimed that people were spitting on them, yelling the n-word at them.
01:44:41.000 That's right, never happened.
01:44:43.000 And they put a reward out.
01:44:44.000 Andrew Bradford.
01:44:45.000 Andrew Bradford.
01:44:46.000 United Negro College Fund.
01:44:48.000 $100,000 to anyone who can prove it.
01:44:49.000 Prove it.
01:44:50.000 They were restating racists.
01:44:52.000 Hey guys, by the way, he's going to talk about banning books in a minute.
01:44:54.000 We've got some images we're going to show you of the books that are being banned.
01:44:57.000 I don't think we're going to blur them.
01:44:59.000 Yeah, so don't have kids at 10.15 at night.
01:45:02.000 Watch it.
01:45:03.000 Have kids.
01:45:04.000 Make kids.
01:45:05.000 Don't have kids.
01:45:06.000 Watch it.
01:45:08.000 I'd rather be making kids right now than watching this.
01:45:11.000 I've never hated a guy more in my life.
01:45:14.000 Not even a president.
01:45:17.000 Gotta play it.
01:45:19.000 I have your back!
01:45:21.000 I'm not a fan of the way you talk.
01:45:47.000 I hope you step on it.
01:46:12.000 Did anyone actually say that Joe Biden did more for electric vehicles and charging than Elon Musk?
01:46:17.000 They hate the guy!
01:46:20.000 If liberal policies worked with electric vehicles, Elon Musk wouldn't have to leave California for Texas.
01:46:26.000 Good time to repeat, they have to be destroyed, this party.
01:46:30.000 I'm serious, you'll laugh. 1.00
01:46:32.000 It's not a party, it's a political, it's a fucking organized crime faction. 1.00
01:46:39.000 number in a decade. They have to be destroyed, not defeated, destroyed. 1.00
01:46:45.000 Wow By the way, Joe, what do you think about China's emissions?
01:46:54.000 They exceed all developed nations combined, Joe.
01:46:57.000 Well, to be fair, China apologized.
01:47:01.000 Yakuza?
01:47:01.000 I apologize.
01:47:02.000 No, no.
01:47:02.000 China apologized.
01:47:03.000 I apologize. No, no, China apologized. Oh, you mean like this?
01:47:07.000 Big heckled Heckled.
01:47:14.000 Heckled.
01:47:14.000 Finish your drink.
01:47:15.000 Plus it's a fat guy. 0.92
01:47:17.000 You know the fat guy got hungry. 0.78
01:47:18.000 He's like, I'm going to leave anyway. 1.00
01:47:20.000 You suck! 1.00
01:47:21.000 Applebee's is closing! 1.00
01:47:22.000 He just yelled out, Chili's!
01:47:27.000 That might have been, you know what?
01:47:29.000 He's talking about crime?
01:47:30.000 That was probably some victim's parent to something.
01:47:31.000 Homicides are up 1,500%.
01:47:31.000 Maybe.
01:47:32.000 That's 1,500% from illegal immigrants under his watch.
01:47:33.000 Like I said, it doesn't matter.
01:47:34.000 Because in a week, somebody's going to get killed or whatever.
01:47:36.000 sides are up 1,500 percent. That's 1,500 percent from illegal immigrants under his watch.
01:47:43.000 Like I said, it doesn't matter, because in a week somebody's going to get killed or whatever.
01:47:48.000 Another big...
01:47:49.000 All this stuff's under.
01:47:50.000 It's going to be forgotten.
01:47:51.000 And calling for it to be the law of the land. Directing my cabinet to review the federal
01:47:59.000 classification of marijuana and expunging thousands of convictions for the mere possession,
01:48:04.000 because no one should be jailed for simply using...
01:48:05.000 He is, you're lying.
01:48:08.000 Less than 1% of federal inmates, to be clear.
01:48:11.000 Less than 1% of federal inmates are there for solely marijuana crimes.
01:48:14.000 And I believe they should all be set free if they were to smoke in a joint.
01:48:17.000 That's not going to fix the crime problem of 1500% increase from... And nobody's in jail for smoking a joint in murders.
01:48:25.000 What?
01:48:27.000 Oh yeah, this is 1933.
01:48:29.000 Did he say let them all have guns?
01:48:31.000 That would do it. 1.00
01:48:32.000 Shut up! 1.00
01:48:33.000 There are other kinds of violence I want to stop. 0.99
01:48:37.000 With us tonight is Jasmine.
01:48:40.000 His 9-year-old sister Jackie was murdered with 21 classmates and teachers in an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas.
01:48:47.000 Who was it, her hairdresser?
01:48:48.000 Very soon after that happened, Jill and I went to Uvalde for a couple days.
01:48:51.000 We spent hours and hours with each of the families.
01:48:55.000 We heard their message.
01:48:56.000 So everyone in this room, in this chamber, could hear the same message.
01:49:01.000 The constant refrain, and I was there for hours meeting with every family.
01:49:05.000 They said, do something. 0.96
01:49:08.000 You just brought a sister of a murdered child up and used her to say, we did something, we created a commission that doesn't do crap because it's Washington D.C. 0.90
01:49:17.000 doing anything.
01:49:37.000 By the way, we already showed you this, the crime maps.
01:49:39.000 If you even look in red states where they say gun crimes are higher, almost all, meaning between 80 and 100% of gun crimes take place in the blue districts, urban areas, and gun-free zones.
01:49:52.000 You're about to love what he says.
01:49:53.000 No.
01:49:54.000 I say stop it!
01:49:54.000 Listen up.
01:49:56.000 Stop it, stop it, stop it! 0.99
01:49:58.000 Like the six-year-old told you in the Perk Plus commercial.
01:50:03.000 Like your daughter told you in the shower, Joe?
01:50:05.000 I'm proud we beat the NRA when I signed most significant non-safety law in nearly 30 years because of this Congress.
01:50:12.000 We now must beat the NRA again.
01:50:15.000 I'm demanding a ban on assault weapons and high-capacity magazines. 1.00
01:50:19.000 You're an asshole. 1.00
01:50:20.000 Define an asshole. 1.00
01:50:21.000 How many times have we heard this? 1.00
01:50:23.000 Pass universal background checks.
01:50:25.000 They already exist.
01:50:26.000 Go purchase a gun.
01:50:28.000 I'm gonna be right back.
01:50:29.000 I'm gonna go get one of our AR-15s.
01:50:31.000 There's one in my office too if you want to grab it. 0.99
01:50:32.000 This violates the second there's one in my office to if you wanna grab a five responsible loaded one, bitch 1.00
01:50:38.000 You know as he managed challenges home. Yes, I'm a challenge in Hong Kong in the Middle East. Yeah, I 0.95
01:50:45.000 I know the last five months have been gut-wrenching for so many people, for the Israeli people, for the Palestinian people.
01:50:52.000 And so many here in America.
01:50:54.000 This crisis began on October 7th with a massacre by a terrorist group called Hamas, as you all know.
01:51:00.000 1,200 innocent people, women and girls, men and boys, slaughtered after enduring sexual violence.
01:51:10.000 The deadliest day of the Jewish people since the Holocaust.
01:51:13.000 were killed I believe. 250 hostages taken. Here in this chamber tonight, our families
01:51:22.000 whose loved ones are still being held by Hamas. I pledge to all the families that we will
01:51:27.000 not rest until we bring everyone here, loved ones, home.
01:51:30.000 Only we're telling Hamas to be nice and we're telling Israel to stop winning the war. 0.96
01:51:35.000 Right. Enough.
01:51:37.000 Thank you.
01:51:39.000 You know what they call them right now?
01:51:40.000 You know what the protesters were?
01:51:42.000 They were pro-Palestine protesters.
01:51:44.000 By the way... Call them Genocide Joe. 0.62
01:51:46.000 Can't hear you.
01:51:48.000 Can't hear you.
01:51:50.000 You gotta sit back a little.
01:51:51.000 We can't hear your mic.
01:51:52.000 Not even a sponsor today.
01:51:52.000 Sorry.
01:51:53.000 The Louder With Crowder logo.
01:51:55.000 You have the Louder With Crowder AR-15 from Watchtower Firearms.
01:51:58.000 You can bring it up.
01:52:01.000 Just because there's no good way to do it.
01:52:03.000 It's out of focus.
01:52:04.000 Alright, just make sure you don't, it's unloaded, just make sure you don't rust this thing and aim it at anyone.
01:52:08.000 Empty magazine just so you guys see.
01:52:10.000 I'm going to keep it between me and him.
01:52:13.000 But Israel has a high, excuse me, Israel has a heavy burden.
01:52:19.000 As Hamas hides and operates. 0.56
01:52:20.000 Empty magazine just so you guys see.
01:52:22.000 Under hostels, daycare centers and all the like.
01:52:27.000 Israel also has a fundamental responsibility though to protect innocent civilians in Gaza.
01:52:32.000 Thank you.
01:52:37.000 Genocide Joe!
01:52:38.000 Get it trending, guys!
01:52:39.000 Genocide Joe!
01:52:40.000 Is that magazine full?
01:52:44.000 That's what they're calling him right now.
01:52:46.000 He just showed us.
01:52:47.000 In all previous wars in Gaza combined, more than 30,000 Palestinians have been killed, most of whom are not Hamas.
01:52:57.000 How do you know?
01:52:58.000 No, they voted for it!
01:52:59.000 Wah! 0.94
01:52:59.000 Yeah. 0.94
01:52:59.000 $11 a damage! 0.94
01:52:59.000 Hey, Joe. 0.94
01:53:00.000 Has Egypt opened their border yet?
01:53:03.000 For their Arab brothers and sisters to come over and escape persecution?
01:53:07.000 Have they?
01:53:07.000 homes destroyed, neighbors in rubble, cities in ruin.
01:53:10.000 Eleven dollars of damage.
01:53:11.000 Spenders out food, water, medicine, traffic.
01:53:13.000 Hey Joe, hey Joe, has Egypt opened their border yet?
01:53:15.000 I've been working non-stop to establish immediate ceasefire.
01:53:17.000 For their Arab brothers and sisters to come over and escape persecution?
01:53:20.000 Six weeks to get all the prisoners released.
01:53:21.000 No, they haven't.
01:53:22.000 All the hostages released.
01:53:23.000 To get the hostages home.
01:53:25.000 He's holding in a fart.
01:53:26.000 And ease the intolerable and humanitarian crisis.
01:53:30.000 And build toward an enduring, a more, something more enduring.
01:53:34.000 United States of a leading.
01:53:35.000 international efforts to get more humanitarian assistance to Gaza.
01:53:39.000 Tonight, I'm directing the U.S. military to lead a nursing mission,
01:53:43.000 establishing temporary peer humanitarian aid around Gaza.
01:53:48.000 I can receive large ships carrying food, water, medicine, and temporary shelters.
01:53:53.000 No U.S. military aid will be provided to Gaza.
01:53:54.000 Shelters?
01:53:55.000 Rainfart?
01:53:56.000 That counts.
01:53:57.000 Trying to build a temporary pier dock, essentially, in Gaza so that we can get aid.
01:54:02.000 This is painful.
01:54:04.000 No, I'm going to tell you, this is actually really scary.
01:54:11.000 This is scarier than I thought.
01:54:12.000 Now, the good news is he's very unpopular, but if he was popular or even remotely charismatic, this would be the rise of a fascist to power.
01:54:19.000 What you're hearing right now.
01:54:20.000 The rise of a fascist what?
01:54:23.000 The rise of a fascist to power if he had any charisma, but he doesn't, so we're okay.
01:54:27.000 But the framework's already there.
01:54:30.000 Humanitarian assistance cannot be a secondary consideration or a bargaining chip.
01:54:35.000 Protecting and saving innocent lives has to be a priority.
01:54:41.000 The only real solution to the situation is a two-stage solution over time.
01:54:46.000 That's what I was going to say.
01:54:49.000 Ventilate it.
01:54:50.000 You should be on one.
01:54:53.000 When I say this... What do you say, Joe?
01:54:56.000 As a lifelong supporter of Israel, my entire career, no one has a stronger record with Israel than I do.
01:55:03.000 I challenge any of you here.
01:55:05.000 I'm the only American president to visit Israel in wartime.
01:55:09.000 But there is no other path that guarantees Israel's security and democracy.
01:55:14.000 There is no other path that guarantees Palestinians can live in peace and dignity. 1.00
01:55:20.000 There's no other path that guarantees peace between Israel and all of its neighbors, including Saudi Arabia, with whom I'm talking. 0.90
01:55:28.000 Creating stability in the Middle East also means containing the threat posed by Iran. 1.00
01:55:32.000 That's why the Bill of Religion awards a dozen countries to defend international shipping and freedom of navigation in the region.
01:55:40.000 A border strikes to degrade political capability and defend U.S.
01:55:45.000 forces in the region.
01:55:46.000 As Commander-in-Chief, I will not hesitate to direct further measures to protect our people and our military personnel.
01:55:53.000 Yeah, that's great, Joe.
01:55:55.000 But you haven't done anything yet.
01:55:56.000 And the United States has been attacked a lot by the Houthis and everybody else. 1.00
01:56:00.000 But by the way, Hamas steals the aid.
01:56:02.000 They steal the aid.
01:56:03.000 We have video proof of it.
01:56:04.000 Hamas is stealing the aid and killing the civilians trying to get it.
01:56:07.000 China is on the rise.
01:56:10.000 And America's falling behind.
01:56:11.000 They've got it backwards.
01:56:15.000 I've been saying it for over four years, even when I wasn't president.
01:56:18.000 Really?
01:56:19.000 America's rising.
01:56:21.000 We have the best economy in the world.
01:56:23.000 And since I've come to office, our GDP is up, our trade deficit with China is down to the lowest point in over a decade.
01:56:29.000 And we're standing up against China's unfair economic practices.
01:56:34.000 Look, it's show Eric Swalwell who's banging a Chinese spy! 0.71
01:56:37.000 I know!
01:56:38.000 Who's working the camera?
01:56:39.000 That was actually great.
01:56:41.000 Hey, Ping Ling Mei, I'd like you to increase my deficits.
01:56:45.000 South Korea, Pacific Islands.
01:56:49.000 I've made sure that the most advanced American technologies can't be used in China.
01:56:55.000 Yeah, to you it's the VCR.
01:56:57.000 Frankly, all the French talk on China never occurred to my predecessor to do any of that.
01:57:04.000 What?
01:57:05.000 He was toughest on China. 0.96
01:57:06.000 No one's gonna believe this.
01:57:06.000 Come on.
01:57:07.000 He called it the Chinese flu.
01:57:08.000 The guy's getting millions from China.
01:57:09.000 And his brother and everybody else.
01:57:10.000 He called it the Chinese flu.
01:57:12.000 First of all, the guys get millions from China and his brother and everybody else.
01:57:18.000 Here at home, I've signed over 400 bipartisan bills.
01:57:22.000 No you haven't.
01:57:23.000 There's more to pass my unity agenda.
01:57:26.000 Oh, you're the unifier.
01:57:29.000 I feel so much unity. 0.99
01:57:31.000 Yeah, me the white terrorist. 1.00
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01:57:36.000 From you!
01:57:37.000 Yeah, I was gonna say.
01:57:38.000 Biden also reversed the TikTok ban that was enacted under Trump.
01:57:43.000 Yes.
01:57:44.000 That killed it online.
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01:57:48.000 Yeah.
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01:59:07.000 He's going to end cancer, Nick.
01:59:09.000 No, what?
01:59:10.000 How do you know that?
01:59:11.000 I know you don't want to hear any more, Lindsey, but I've got to say a few more things. 0.99
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01:59:19.000 You have.
01:59:19.000 Wahaha!
01:59:21.000 Tell my.
02:00:38.000 Because my city of Wilmington was.
02:00:40.000 Yeah, and got a public job because he couldn't make it in the private sector.
02:00:42.000 And then a greeter at Walmart.
02:00:43.000 and got a public job because he couldn't make it in the private sector.
02:00:46.000 I became a county councilman almost by accident.
02:00:50.000 And then a greeter at Walmart.
02:00:51.000 I got elected to the United States Senate and I had no intention of running it at age 29.
02:00:56.000 Then vice president and our first black president.
02:00:59.000 Now president to the first woman.
02:01:02.000 Oh, Bill Clinton?
02:01:03.000 Yeah.
02:01:04.000 Who was polling at 2%.
02:01:06.000 She ran out of people to fellatio to get the job. 1.00
02:01:10.000 Yeah, but she also was sitting on more than 2% of polls. 1.00
02:01:14.000 Oh, wow.
02:01:20.000 Maxine, go to a gasoline station.
02:01:22.000 Do you think Maxine had that person next to her because it's the only weirder looking person than her?
02:01:27.000 Like E.T.
02:01:30.000 Not a joke.
02:01:31.000 Not a joke.
02:01:33.000 We need a refill, guys.
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02:01:37.000 Whether young or old, I've always known what endures.
02:01:42.000 I've known our North Star.
02:01:43.000 The very idea of America is that we're all created equal.
02:01:47.000 Deserves to be treated equally throughout our lives. 1.00
02:01:49.000 Oh, shut the fuck up, will ya? 1.00
02:01:51.000 I'm so tired of this fuckin' PC bullshit. 1.00
02:01:54.000 You call us white terrorists? 1.00
02:01:56.000 Go fuck yourself. 1.00
02:01:57.000 And I will walk away from it now. 1.00
02:01:58.000 Fuckin' idiot. 1.00
02:01:58.000 Go ahead, hit the fuckin' pause button. 1.00
02:02:02.000 by dump but pop up whatever the fuck it is I hate this cock sucking motherless 1.00
02:02:06.000 fuck what does your wife here you go your horse spit it out yeah fucking I'm 1.00
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02:02:20.000 hit the like button you're talking the way Americans are at home
02:02:23.000 Hey, if you're watching on YouTube right now, go rewind it on Rumble for Nick's passionate rant and hit the like button.
02:02:28.000 But you can't lead America with ancient ideas and only take its back.
02:02:34.000 You need America, the land of possibilities.
02:02:37.000 You need a vision for the future and what can and should be done.
02:02:40.000 Like you taking a dump.
02:02:41.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:02:42.000 Tonight you've heard mine.
02:02:45.000 I see a future where I'm dead in six minutes.
02:02:49.000 You don't diminish it.
02:02:50.000 I see a future where we restore the right to choose and protect our freedoms, not take them away. 0.99
02:02:58.000 Tell it to Trump, the guy you're fucking persecuting. 0.95
02:03:00.000 I see a future where the middle class finally has a fair shot and won't have to pay their fair share in taxes. 0.99
02:03:11.000 I see a future where we save the planet from the climate crisis.
02:03:16.000 Crime it.
02:03:16.000 It's a crime he'd compine it to.
02:03:24.000 I see a future for all Americans.
02:03:25.000 I see somebody throwing a shovel of dirt in your face.
02:03:27.000 I see a country for all Americans.
02:03:30.000 That's your future.
02:03:30.000 I'll always be president for all Americans.
02:03:33.000 Always be president?
02:03:34.000 You're not going to give up the reins of power?
02:03:36.000 I say we cremate you in clarified butter.
02:03:39.000 You're the reason we've never been more optimistic about our future than I am now.
02:03:43.000 So let's build the future together.
02:03:45.000 Let's remember who we are.
02:03:46.000 We're the United States of America! 1.00
02:03:49.000 You just shit all over half of the United States of America. 1.00
02:03:53.000 Look at that cane. 1.00
02:03:55.000 Look at the NBN.
02:03:58.000 God bless you all!
02:04:00.000 That's it. 0.99
02:04:00.000 Wow, he did a good job avoiding shit. 0.99
02:04:04.000 He's a campaign coach. 1.00
02:04:05.000 There's the cane coming back in. 0.76
02:04:07.000 Look at Carmella, she's gonna lick his wrinkled bag. 1.00
02:04:10.000 Alright, so I just want to say really quickly, trending number 5 right now is Lincoln Riley, the wrong person who was not actually killed by somebody who was here illegally.
02:04:20.000 Did he say Lincoln?
02:04:21.000 And by the way, you know why?
02:04:23.000 Because I don't think he was planning on talking about it.
02:04:25.000 He was prompted.
02:04:26.000 He was prompted by someone heckling.
02:04:27.000 And so he doesn't know.
02:04:28.000 He doesn't care about those people.
02:04:30.000 But isn't there a Lincoln Riley?
02:04:31.000 Yeah, coach.
02:04:32.000 Head coach at USC that was at Oklahoma.
02:04:34.000 One of the most... Yes, him!
02:04:36.000 That's a good looking chap.
02:04:37.000 I'm glad he's alive.
02:04:38.000 Sounds like a car dealership.
02:04:40.000 It's easy to confuse the two.
02:04:42.000 Have you seen his record?
02:04:43.000 Oh my gosh.
02:04:44.000 Alright, look, we've got just a minute and then we've got Vivek ready to roll.
02:04:49.000 Yeah, I think we kind of hit everything live fact-checking, so there's something that we missed.
02:04:53.000 Let's really quickly, I'm going to have to use the restroom. 1.00
02:04:55.000 We've got a special package that we put together of some really fun stuff.
02:04:59.000 Oh wait, what?
02:05:00.000 Well, first I think we should check in with, I'm hearing that Josh Yes!
02:05:05.000 The biggest head I've ever seen in my life.
02:05:07.000 Josh Firestein had another screen test.
02:05:10.000 Let's check in with that and we'll get Viveca on the line and we'll do a sort of an ombudsman wrap-up. 0.99
02:05:16.000 There you go.
02:05:18.000 Let's do it.
02:05:21.000 Alright.
02:05:25.000 Alright, up next we've got Josh Firestein reading for John Rambo.
02:05:31.000 Hi, I'm Rambo.
02:05:33.000 Not really what we're looking for.
02:05:34.000 Uh, okay.
02:05:36.000 I could do, like, more serious if you want.
02:05:37.000 Yeah.
02:05:38.000 Okay, cool.
02:05:38.000 Yeah, please.
02:05:39.000 I'll do, um, like a monologue scene, or... That work?
02:05:41.000 Yeah.
02:05:42.000 Go whenever you're ready.
02:05:43.000 Alright.
02:05:44.000 Nothing is over!
02:05:45.000 Nothing!
02:05:46.000 You just don't turn it off!
02:05:50.000 It wasn't my war.
02:05:53.000 You asked me.
02:05:53.000 I didn't ask you.
02:05:54.000 And I did everything I could to win.
02:05:57.000 But somebody wouldn't let us win! 0.99
02:05:59.000 And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport protesting me, spitting, calling me a baby killer, and all kinds of vile crap. 0.99
02:06:07.000 Who are they to protest me, huh? 0.99
02:06:09.000 Unless they've been where I've been and done what I've done and see what I've done, they
02:06:09.000 Who are they?
02:06:16.000 don't know what they're yelling about!
02:06:20.000 Did you just fart?
02:06:25.000 Get out.
02:06:26.000 Get out.
02:06:34.000 Listen, everyone gets nervous, okay?
02:06:36.000 And when you get nervous, sometimes you have something squeak out.
02:06:41.000 Right, Nick? 0.99
02:06:42.000 Got us baby killers and all that foul crap. 0.99
02:06:45.000 I just want our country to love us. 0.98
02:06:47.000 If you want, if I want, you ask me, I'll ask you.
02:06:49.000 As much as we love it.
02:06:53.000 How did I know?
02:06:54.000 Let's say we've been there.
02:06:56.000 How did I know?
02:06:59.000 I think Josh, he almost had it. 1.00
02:07:01.000 Call me baby killer and all that bio crap. 1.00
02:07:05.000 I can't find his legs! 1.00
02:07:07.000 I can't find his legs!
02:07:08.000 Bring up CNN really quickly.
02:07:09.000 Vivek is coming on in literally just maybe one, two minutes.
02:07:12.000 Please bring on Vivek, my favorite guy.
02:07:14.000 I love him, too.
02:07:15.000 I spoke to him the other night.
02:07:16.000 I want him to be president of the United States.
02:07:19.000 He's got some really good points on what we should be focusing on, and I think President Donald Trump is going to be focusing on those things.
02:07:24.000 So we'll bring that up in just a minute, but let's see what CNN is saying so far, because I think they'll probably speak over this a little bit.
02:07:29.000 Oh, nothing but the truth, I'm sure.
02:07:30.000 Please don't let go of these hands, I'm gonna fall. 1.00
02:07:32.000 To look stupid. 1.00
02:07:32.000 To crap his pants. 1.00
02:07:33.000 Please don't let go of these hands, I'm gonna fall. 0.99
02:07:35.000 And it creates an opening, an opportunity for Joe Biden to react. 1.00
02:07:39.000 To look stupid. 1.00
02:07:40.000 To crap his pants. 1.00
02:07:41.000 I don't know, I'm just inserting here. 0.98
02:07:43.000 He had a lot of moments where he was kind of trolling them.
02:07:48.000 No.
02:07:49.000 Ukraine is where it started.
02:07:50.000 talking to because that's at the end of the day this was about all the things
02:07:57.000 that presidents make speeches about but the question Ukraine is where he started
02:08:00.000 today Abby that he needed to answer the most was how does he present to the 1.00
02:08:06.000 American public as an idiot Republicans it seemed to me really handed him the 1.00
02:08:10.000 golden opportunity on multiple occasions to crap his pants live on television in 1.00
02:08:14.000 front of the nation's aides wanted him to do which was show some fight show his
02:08:18.000 ability to react in the moment.
02:08:21.000 I'll give him on that.
02:08:22.000 Is that a man?
02:08:23.000 It doesn't always look like a man.
02:08:25.000 He did it a few times tonight without any major gaffes.
02:08:30.000 Woah! 0.99
02:08:31.000 Woah! 0.99
02:08:31.000 Abbey! 0.99
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02:08:33.000 Were you watching the same show that I was watching without any major gaps? 1.00
02:08:39.000 Steven's looking for a toe trigger over here.
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02:09:25.000 All right, so, uh... The man.
02:09:27.000 All right, well, you know what?
02:09:28.000 Usually we have a guest stinger. 0.56
02:09:29.000 We do.
02:09:30.000 Stinger.
02:09:33.000 I've been watching too much Jerry Nadler.
02:09:34.000 The Stinger?
02:09:35.000 The Stinger.
02:09:37.000 And I believe he's speaking tonight, obviously, from the... Actually, so he was, I think, in D.C.
02:09:42.000 He's traveled and he is in a different studio right now.
02:09:45.000 Okay, so usually we have a guest singer, but because it's a recurring segment and because we know that you're a fan of
02:09:49.000 him We want to honor him. It's time for the flying B
02:09:52.000 We spared no expense Mr. Vivek, how are you, sir?
02:10:08.000 I'm glad you're here.
02:10:08.000 Look, I will say this.
02:10:10.000 This was far more terrifying than I expected.
02:10:13.000 If he had any charisma, this would be the rise of actual fascism if you look at what he was proposing.
02:10:18.000 But maybe that's just me.
02:10:20.000 What's your take?
02:10:22.000 So look, I think there's going to be... I heard a lot of your commentary.
02:10:25.000 I've heard commentary of others over the course of watching this.
02:10:27.000 I caught most of it.
02:10:29.000 I'm going to not pile on to what the obvious was, which is this man who was screaming at the audience.
02:10:35.000 It was more unifying for the people of Ukraine than it was for the people in the United States.
02:10:39.000 And so there's a lot to say that others have already said.
02:10:42.000 But let me add something that maybe hasn't been said, but I think is important.
02:10:45.000 Which is that the speech he gave paints a caricature of Donald Trump and his policies that actually pretends like it's more like George Bush that he's running against.
02:10:56.000 And I want to say that when you think about the issues he prioritized the most, let's just see it for what it is.
02:10:56.000 Right.
02:11:01.000 Donald Trump is not the Republican candidate who's calling for tax exemptions for private equity billionaires.
02:11:07.000 He's not the Republican candidate who's calling for cutting Social Security, or cutting Medicare, or letting pharmaceutical companies off the hook when it comes to drug pricing caps.
02:11:16.000 This is actually pretty ironic, because within the Republican Party, starting in 2016, Donald Trump is actually the one who led a revolt Within that same Republican Party, largely abandoning those same policies.
02:11:29.000 So we can get into the policy debate on its own merits later.
02:11:33.000 You'll have some Republicans on one side of these questions, some Republicans on another side of these questions.
02:11:37.000 But what I thought was most interesting about tonight is that we got a lot of insight into what I think the Democratic machine's approach is going to be for the rest of this year.
02:11:47.000 Which is to paint Donald Trump's policies as George Bush's policies.
02:11:52.000 Right.
02:11:53.000 Criticize Donald Trump for his persona and pretend like Donald Trump doesn't actually agree with much of the country and even some of the Democrats in that room on issues relating to pharmaceutical drug pricing, Social Security, Medicare.
02:12:06.000 Well, we had the fact check there, and Donald Trump was the first president to oversee an actual reduction in costs of prescription drugs, and that was largely because of the way the market was working, let alone the policy as it related to, I don't know if it was Medicare, Medicaid, and insulin out-of-pocket costs not being higher than $35, which of course, former Vice President Biden reversed, and then created a new policy to take credit for it.
02:12:27.000 Another question I have, are you in front of an actual bookshelf, or is that a green screen?
02:12:31.000 No, I just hate his actual bookshelf.
02:12:33.000 I was in D.C.
02:12:34.000 earlier today.
02:12:35.000 I met with Viktor Orban and a couple of others.
02:12:37.000 It's got this nice depth of field effect, like De Palma is using your webcam.
02:12:45.000 I can understand that meaning.
02:12:46.000 You think it feels like a fake.
02:12:48.000 Well, it's because it actually is nice.
02:12:49.000 It's separating you from the background.
02:12:51.000 Most people who call in, they don't know how to use Skype or FaceTime or Zoom. 0.94
02:12:54.000 It looks like crap, so keep it the way it is.
02:12:56.000 Let me ask you this. 0.97
02:12:57.000 Okay, good.
02:12:57.000 Good feedback.
02:12:58.000 Do you think anyone is buying this?
02:13:01.000 Do you think anyone is buying that this guy is going to do more about illegal immigration?
02:13:04.000 Do you think anyone is going to buy that this guy is doing more for the middle class?
02:13:07.000 And by the way, it is important to note that he equated middle class with unions, right?
02:13:11.000 There's a big divide there, even in the Rust Belt.
02:13:14.000 It's almost like today was opposite day.
02:13:17.000 When you look at the polls, every single poll shows that on immigration, on national security, even moderates don't believe Biden.
02:13:25.000 Do you think it's going to continue after tonight or do you think he convinced anybody?
02:13:30.000 So look, I mean I think I would like to beat Biden in a Reagan 1980 style landslide and I'd love to see Donald Trump win with that moral mandate but I want to be objective and put myself in the shoes of even extended family members or friends that might be on the left or in the center or whatever that aren't as engaged in politics on a day-to-day basis.
02:13:46.000 What do I actually think that they saw in this?
02:13:49.000 I think that he might have had some people right up to the point where he got to the border.
02:13:52.000 Right.
02:13:53.000 I think that's where he would have lost all credibility.
02:13:54.000 Because you can hear people where he's talking about making sure that the tax rate is borne fairly by people who billionaires pay an 8% tax rate.
02:14:03.000 What's up with that?
02:14:04.000 Seniors thinking about Social Security or Medicare cuts.
02:14:06.000 Keep in mind, he's running against the guy in the Republican Party who is advocating for many of these same policies.
02:14:11.000 But then when he got to the border, I think that's when he'll lose even many of those moderates or independents or politically otherwise unengaged people.
02:14:18.000 Because People have a brain here.
02:14:19.000 Most people have a brain to understand that without any new law, so Biden saying, oh, the Republicans aren't supporting this new border bill that all of a sudden we're showing concern to push through.
02:14:28.000 I think people in their most basic sense understands that we don't have, we didn't have that new law under Donald Trump.
02:14:34.000 We have a controlled experiment.
02:14:36.000 We have Trump, we have Biden, under the same set of laws, not new laws that Biden passed that Trump didn't pass.
02:14:42.000 We don't need that new law. 0.91
02:14:43.000 Under the same set of laws, we have two presidencies.
02:14:46.000 Under one of those presidencies, we saw a decline in illegal immigration.
02:14:50.000 In the other of those presidencies, we have seen the largest massive influx of illegal mass migration into this country.
02:14:56.000 And so when he goes that further step, it was almost like, you know, the Icarus flying too close to the sun version of Joe Biden.
02:15:03.000 I think even somebody who he might have had on the lines, somebody who's not as engaged as the average political viewer, but might turn on the State of the Union for a given night, I think he might have had them curious until he got to that border question, at which point he goes back to losing all credibility, because under the same set of laws, we see what exactly is happening today.
02:15:20.000 10 plus million illegal migrants, anybody living in a city, understanding the effect of that.
02:15:25.000 And so I think whatever credibility he might have built up, minuscule as that might have been, with a moderate, politically disengaged viewer, he lost that when he got to the border.
02:15:33.000 Let me ask you, since the polling shows that immigration is the single most important issue to the American voter right now, that was kind of a surprising, like compared to 2016 where they were really thinking it was a winning issue, meaning the left, painting Donald Trump as a racist.
02:15:45.000 Now I believe it was 28% said it was their most important issue, but it was number one, significantly.
02:15:50.000 Would we say that tonight, because like you said, let's say some people kind of bought what he was selling up until then, it still ends up being a net loss because that's his Achilles heel, and he spent time on it?
02:16:01.000 And it lacks any credibility that he made a mistake.
02:16:06.000 I think it was a net loss for two reasons.
02:16:08.000 First of all, the way he opened it with January 6th in Ukraine.
02:16:12.000 Okay, good.
02:16:13.000 It's not just me.
02:16:14.000 It's not just me.
02:16:15.000 That was insanity.
02:16:17.000 That was insanity.
02:16:17.000 I mean, I think it doesn't speak to most Americans to say that, okay, I may be going through my struggles at home.
02:16:22.000 You're telling me about forking over money to some Ukrainian bureaucrat.
02:16:26.000 I think he lost him at the beginning.
02:16:27.000 He started coming back largely by embracing policies that Donald Trump also supports.
02:16:32.000 But pretending like Donald Trump doesn't support them, but then coming back to the border and pretending like he was somehow the border security guy, other than Trump, he went back to losing them again.
02:16:40.000 So I think both at the start of the speech, and then right when he had maybe built an iota of credibility by appropriating many of Trump's policies and pretending like they're his own, actually went back ultimately to losing them on the question of the border.
02:16:53.000 One good thing that did happen, I think, potentially out of tonight is, if he really bombed it tonight, I think that that would have strengthened the faction on the left.
02:17:01.000 And I think there's two factions on the left.
02:17:03.000 There's the managerial class that wants to keep him right where he is.
02:17:06.000 And then there's the people who ideologically are just deeply worried to say that the Democratic Party needs to do whatever they can do to actually maximize their odds of beating Donald Trump.
02:17:14.000 And so As much as we have our own struggles and I would say balance of power shifts on the right, there's a similar struggle right now as it relates to this election on the left.
02:17:25.000 I was in D.C.
02:17:25.000 earlier today.
02:17:26.000 The people in D.C.
02:17:27.000 have a vested interest in making sure Joe Biden stays right where he is and Jill Biden and that whole apparatus does because that's where, you know, that's where their milk comes from.
02:17:36.000 Their mother's milk comes from their access to power.
02:17:38.000 That's how they make money. 0.52
02:17:40.000 And then there's the other people who are less close to that center of gravity that would rather see Joe Biden out and put up somebody who's actually going to be, for them, a much more competitive nominee, likely somebody younger, so they can take all the age-related criticisms and turn it into a tailwind.
02:17:53.000 That's the struggle going on on the left.
02:17:55.000 And so if Biden bombed tonight, that would actually further empower the faction that really wants to sideline him so that they could put up a more competitive candidate.
02:18:03.000 And the fact that they got him, whatever, five-hour energy or whatever it was he took, To be able to at least scream into the teleprompter and state it.
02:18:12.000 You're being very prudent.
02:18:14.000 That was prescription strength.
02:18:18.000 And so, whatever it was, I think that that actually did just enough of the trick to say, didn't arm the other camp within the left quite with what they needed to sideline him yet.
02:18:27.000 Though I do think that's going to be the real issue to watch.
02:18:30.000 I mean, the Republican nominee has been known for a long time.
02:18:32.000 Donald Trump ever since Iowa, that's been crystal clear.
02:18:35.000 The real question coming out of Super Tuesday and even coming out of tonight is this could have been the night where that last domino fell and there was the emperor was really wearing no clothes and ultimately all you have left is who's going to be the new nominee.
02:18:46.000 I didn't think we quite got there tonight and so that's going to be an increasing persistent question.
02:18:51.000 An interesting persistent question for the next few months still is are they going to keep him or not?
02:18:55.000 So that was I think one takeaway.
02:18:57.000 Well thank you for that, and one question I have is from Gerald, and I have a final question because I know you're a hot ticket tonight.
02:19:02.000 Highly sought after, Vivek, good to talk to you again.
02:19:04.000 Look, I think you're right, he had to start off with some of these other topics, you know, like Ukraine, but it's because he couldn't... Think about it, think about it!
02:19:13.000 Think about being in the position of not being Donald Trump coming into 2020 and giving that State of the Union address and talking about how wonderful the economy is.
02:19:13.000 I'm sorry.
02:19:22.000 He didn't have that to talk about.
02:19:24.000 But what I would say, he then also said not just the border stuff, which is terrible, but he went after guns.
02:19:30.000 He went after guns again, banning assault weapons and fails to define what an assault weapon is ever in his life, I think.
02:19:36.000 And also saying that there should be mandatory background checks when we already have background checks, universal background checks.
02:19:42.000 Are these the only winning issues they think they can possibly go to?
02:19:46.000 Because who goes to an issue like Ukraine as the top issue affecting Americans today when it absolutely is not?
02:19:53.000 It's a deflection.
02:19:54.000 I mean, it's all a game of deflection.
02:19:56.000 The core question that many Americans themselves are going to ask at home is, you have two presidents, four years of one and four years of the other.
02:20:02.000 And keep in mind, this is a rare occasion that you get this.
02:20:05.000 This rarely ever happens.
02:20:06.000 It's happened like once or twice in American history.
02:20:09.000 Where you might get a new guy making promises who's challenging an incumbent, but what the person at home has to decide is, okay, is this new guy making me promises actually going to deliver on what he's doing versus the guy who's at least the devil who I know who's sitting here in the presidency right now?
02:20:23.000 That's not this time.
02:20:24.000 This time you actually have a controlled experiment, alright?
02:20:27.000 Just objective.
02:20:28.000 Four years of one president, four years of another, now you choose.
02:20:32.000 I would also add eight years of Obama to that.
02:20:35.000 It's a sandwich, right?
02:20:36.000 Because people see Biden as an extension of Obama, and you look, we talked about the wage growth.
02:20:40.000 $1,000 over eight years, over $4,000 really in three years under Trump, and now negative $4,400 under Biden.
02:20:46.000 People have a sandwich of contrast.
02:20:49.000 Sure, and I think that for people like yourself who are going down through the facts, absolutely.
02:20:53.000 But I'm thinking just even innate gut instinct.
02:20:55.000 Who really matters?
02:20:56.000 It's not the politically hyper-engaged, it's the people who only vote in a general election but haven't voted in a primary, who wouldn't consider themselves to be partisan one way or another that are going to decide this election in about five states and maybe 98 counties in this country.
02:21:09.000 What are the people in those areas who otherwise wouldn't have shown up in a primary or otherwise, when they do show up in this November, what do they decide based on?
02:21:16.000 I don't think they're going to remember exactly what happened in Obama versus Bush versus Trump, but they can remember the last two presidents.
02:21:21.000 I remember what four years under Trump were.
02:21:23.000 There were no foreign wars, my economy grew, my paycheck grew, and I actually trusted the country that I lived in to actually at least look after my interests over the interests of those in other foreign countries.
02:21:34.000 Now you have four years of functionally open borders, a shrinking economy, prices that
02:21:38.000 have gone up at a faster rate than my wages have, and understanding that we're closer
02:21:42.000 to World War III and major conflict than we've ever been in our lifetime, and we certainly
02:21:47.000 that we were at any point under Trump's presidency.
02:21:49.000 I think that's a good point.
02:21:50.000 Now, you mentioned someone who may not vote in the primaries.
02:21:52.000 You are not taking into account the mammoth Nikki Haley vote in the primaries.
02:21:57.000 Don't overlook that.
02:21:58.000 Just a quick comment.
02:21:59.000 Vivek, I'm not sure if you know this, but Donald Trump, President Trump as we like to call him here in the studio, basically is just truthing out as if he is watching our show right now.
02:22:08.000 One minute ago he actually tweeted, or truthed out, he didn't stand up to Putin, he gave Putin to Ukraine.
02:22:13.000 President Trump, look, if you're watching, let us know!
02:22:15.000 Let's talk!
02:22:16.000 Just making sure.
02:22:17.000 I'm not sure if you're, you know... You could probably patch him in, I think.
02:22:21.000 You could probably make that work.
02:22:23.000 You've got Vivek.
02:22:25.000 He's fantastic.
02:22:25.000 I love him.
02:22:27.000 I'm only seeing a camera.
02:22:28.000 Is he already on?
02:22:29.000 I have no idea.
02:22:29.000 I don't know.
02:22:33.000 You're going to make me blush.
02:22:34.000 Hey, Vivek, let me ask you this.
02:22:36.000 If you were running against him in a general election, against former Vice President Joe Biden, after tonight, what would you do?
02:22:43.000 What would you say is the winning path, the winning issues?
02:22:46.000 I like that you call him former Vice President Joe Biden.
02:22:49.000 I respect the office, man.
02:22:50.000 I respect the office.
02:22:52.000 I really like the way you just slipped that right in there.
02:22:54.000 So, look, what I would say is this.
02:22:57.000 If I was running against Joe Biden right now, I would actually recognize that we might be falling into a trap.
02:23:05.000 And I think the trap is they're leading us, almost goading us to go more specifically after Biden because he's so easy to go after.
02:23:13.000 His lack of mental faculties, his age, the, I would say rather grating demeanor by which he gives a speech.
02:23:20.000 And that's a trap because I think come this summer, That's the perfect moment to pull the rug right from under it.
02:23:26.000 So I think human beings have a nature of inertia.
02:23:28.000 There's a certain momentum.
02:23:29.000 And once the momentum of an entire campaign becomes defined against being against that other, that guy, then you've set yourself up for failure because all they need is a bait and switch.
02:23:38.000 It's like a feigned retreat in warfare.
02:23:40.000 It's like a feint.
02:23:41.000 Lead the enemy to one spot when in fact you're actually getting them from the other angle.
02:23:45.000 Call that other angle Michelle Obama or whoever you want to call it. 0.59
02:23:48.000 So here's what I would do if I was running against Biden.
02:23:51.000 I would effectively ignore his existence and say this is an opportunity for us to actually define here's what we stand for, that we believe the nation state is worth preserving, that of a citizen of this nation, the United States of America, not some nebulous global citizen fighting climate change.
02:24:08.000 And a nation without borders is not a nation.
02:24:10.000 And that you know what?
02:24:11.000 If you're going to succeed economically and we have a country where we're the most prosperous nation on earth, we don't have to apologize for that and flog ourselves.
02:24:19.000 We're going to own it because that's what it means to be American.
02:24:21.000 And I don't care if you're at home black or white or gay or straight or man or woman or Democrat or Republican for that matter.
02:24:29.000 If you want to get ahead in this country and achieve whatever you want to achieve, Be as rich as you want to get and as successful as you want to be with your own hard work, then I will back you in doing it because that's what it means to be American.
02:24:42.000 And whatever the Democrats put up, black or white or Michelle Obama to identity politic, Kamala Harris to Gavin Newsom to anybody else, it doesn't matter because they're all puppets for a managerial class that's trying to screw you over.
02:24:55.000 We're the ones who actually stand in for the interests of Americans.
02:24:58.000 America First includes all Americans, not a bunch of Ukrainian bureaucrats, but all Americans from inner city to the rural communities to the suburbs here.
02:25:06.000 That's what we stand for.
02:25:07.000 And whoever they put up, it doesn't matter because we're running on the agenda that made this country great in the first place.
02:25:13.000 I think that's what we've got to be doing now, is standing for our own vision, irrespective of the nonsense that we saw tonight, or else we risk falling into a trap where they're really leading us to selling us the rope today that they're going to use to hang us tomorrow.
02:25:27.000 And I think we've got to be careful to resist that, or else it could be a very ugly summer once that switch comes.
02:25:33.000 Well, I was waiting with bated breath, and when the word came out, irrespective and not irregardless, I don't have to hit you.
02:25:39.000 I would hit myself.
02:25:41.000 If I ever said that, just cut the feed right there.
02:25:43.000 I know, you've been in the studio.
02:25:44.000 I'd be like, why didn't I hit him when I had the chance?
02:25:45.000 He said irregardless.
02:25:47.000 Hey, Vivek, thank you.
02:25:48.000 Where's the best place?
02:25:49.000 I don't think I said irregardless.
02:25:50.000 Never, no, never, never.
02:25:50.000 Never!
02:25:51.000 I appreciate it.
02:25:52.000 I may have said many things, but I'm never going to say irregardless.
02:25:55.000 Irregardless of that, I've enjoyed talking to you. 0.95
02:25:57.000 Son of a gun!
02:25:59.000 We'll guesstimate how often he says it. 0.93
02:26:02.000 Hey, where's the best place for people to follow you?
02:26:04.000 We gotta get going, but I appreciate you taking the time, brother.
02:26:06.000 You know, I think I want to do more stuff on Rumble, actually.
02:26:08.000 You guys are so many people.
02:26:10.000 I did my first ever live stream, what, a couple nights ago?
02:26:13.000 We took live audience questions, so I think I'm going to do that a couple times a week.
02:26:13.000 It was just for fun.
02:26:17.000 But, you know, all these social media, you know, use the internet.
02:26:20.000 People look me up.
02:26:21.000 And the takeaway is Michelle Obama might be the candidate, according to Vivek.
02:26:21.000 Oh, there you go.
02:26:25.000 Vivek, thank you very much.
02:26:26.000 This has been our installment tonight of Flying V. Flying V!
02:26:30.000 Flying V! 0.76
02:26:30.000 Come on! 0.76
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02:26:43.000 You go to loudmouthcrowder.com slash Mug Club, Crowder S-O-T-U, or it autofills it, you get $20 off until the end of the stream.
02:26:50.000 It will continue as we go through Mug Club, which is another, you know, 40 minutes once we leave Rumble.
02:26:55.000 They're basically saying we should take some chat from MugClub and not actually go behind.
02:26:58.000 We want to show you what you would get out of MugClub, so we'll see how we do that. 0.96
02:27:01.000 But until we get to that point, guys, look.
02:27:03.000 We just talked about it, and Vivek actually just said it right now.
02:27:06.000 He's doing a little bit more on Rumble.
02:27:08.000 We had the largest stream on the planet on Rumble tonight.
02:27:11.000 By the way, that includes all the streams on YouTube.
02:27:14.000 Yes, it includes YouTube.
02:27:15.000 It's on the planet, meaning not just on Rumble on the planet.
02:27:17.000 That shouldn't happen.
02:27:17.000 That's not a brag.
02:27:20.000 No, it shouldn't.
02:27:21.000 That's because of you.
02:27:22.000 Yes.
02:27:22.000 It shouldn't happen.
02:27:23.000 It's me and Nick DiPaolo and Gerald Morkin.
02:27:25.000 It's true.
02:27:26.000 This is shameful.
02:27:28.000 I love you, but this is shameful.
02:27:31.000 Out of the three, what's the new thing here?
02:27:33.000 That's Nick DiPaolo.
02:27:34.000 It's all because of you.
02:27:34.000 Thank you, Nick.
02:27:35.000 But what I'm saying is, listen, Go and download the Rumble app right now.
02:27:40.000 Subscribe to the show.
02:27:41.000 Get the notifications because on YouTube you're never going to get the notifications.
02:27:44.000 Make sure you go and get that right.
02:27:46.000 And by the way, if they never work, weekdays, 10 a.m.
02:27:48.000 Eastern.
02:27:49.000 There you go.
02:27:49.000 Weekdays, 10 a.m.
02:27:50.000 That's it.
02:27:50.000 Eastern.
02:27:50.000 It's like the old Carson schedule letterman.
02:27:53.000 You just, like your TiVo.
02:27:54.000 You set it.
02:27:55.000 You forget it.
02:27:55.000 Do it.
02:27:56.000 You Ron Popeil that shit. 1.00
02:27:58.000 Subscriber, you're gay as well. 1.00
02:27:59.000 Yeah, well that's... What? 0.99
02:28:01.000 I don't know!
02:28:02.000 Is that for fun?
02:28:02.000 Time to talk.
02:28:03.000 I just... I mean...
02:28:05.000 I'm not sure what I'm doing.
02:28:07.000 Can be next!
02:28:23.000 Katie Britt is giving the Republican response right now!
02:28:26.000 I already got two nuts off.
02:28:31.000 Unrelated, I'm going to the bathroom.
02:28:33.000 I'll be back.
02:28:34.000 Goodbye, Gerald.
02:28:35.000 Alright, so are they sending us in what President Trump did as his rebuttal?
02:28:42.000 I gotta tell ya, you guys can send in your chat if there's anything that we've missed.
02:28:47.000 I really appreciate Mission Control.
02:28:50.000 What did Gerald do?
02:28:50.000 Did he drop his pants?
02:28:51.000 I was gonna just say, he must have dropped his pants.
02:28:55.000 I heard cheering.
02:28:57.000 I heard some laughs.
02:28:58.000 Yeah, that's true.
02:28:59.000 He finally came out.
02:29:00.000 Congratulations.
02:29:01.000 Did I miss anything?
02:29:02.000 I really appreciate Mission Control back there.
02:29:03.000 Yes, you did miss something.
02:29:04.000 What did I miss? 0.97
02:29:05.000 How the fuck do you have the bake on and not ask him if he's gonna be the VP? 0.99
02:29:10.000 I didn't mean to spoil your whole day like that, Nick. 0.99
02:29:13.000 By the way, next going to be...
02:29:15.000 Oh So
02:29:19.000 So So 0.99
02:29:51.000 The right age he hates the media as much as Trump does yeah and in a smarter way, he's a fucking brilliant 0.91
02:30:14.000 You know what would have been really smart, though, that he missed an opportunity in the primaries? 0.96
02:30:17.000 He should have done a 23andMe as to how Indian he was versus Nikki Haley.
02:30:23.000 Oh, I thought you meant Warren.
02:30:23.000 I mean it!
02:30:25.000 No, no, no.
02:30:26.000 I mean Indian Indian, not Native American Indian.
02:30:29.000 No, I know.
02:30:30.000 Why were they cheering when you went out?
02:30:36.000 You don't know how to read them, I know.
02:30:40.000 I can't read you.
02:30:41.000 You're like the Dos Equis man, the most interesting man on the Earth. 1.00
02:30:47.000 GAY! 1.00
02:30:48.000 What are you doing? 1.00
02:30:49.000 There Will Be Blood? 1.00
02:30:50.000 GAY! 1.00
02:30:51.000 SEEPAGE IS WHAT YOUR BOT DEALS WITH! 1.00
02:30:57.000 SO SORRY!
02:30:58.000 SO MUCH SEEPAGE!
02:31:00.000 What movie is this from now?
02:31:01.000 There Will Be Blood.
02:31:02.000 Daniel Day-Lewis, where he's overdone and hamming it, like all his movies.
02:31:05.000 Oh, that was actually good.
02:31:05.000 There Will Be Blood.
02:31:07.000 Well, it's descriptive as well as the title of the movie.
02:31:09.000 They're making a sequel about my wife, period.
02:31:11.000 I've been feeling kinda gay!
02:31:13.000 Well, how old are you? 0.71
02:31:14.000 Isn't it There Was Blood?
02:31:15.000 Yes.
02:31:18.000 By the way, Mr. Powell, you're a saint.
02:31:24.000 You're a saint.
02:31:25.000 You got it.
02:31:26.000 You're a saint.
02:31:26.000 I was going to say to Vivek, I was going to say, I made a point during the show to these guys that it doesn't matter what Biden, he could have hit a grand slam tonight.
02:31:34.000 I was just going to say to him, in a week or so, you're going to read about another incident at the border. 1.00
02:31:38.000 You know, it's always, it's the economy, stupid. 1.00
02:31:40.000 It's not. 1.00
02:31:41.000 No, this time it's the border. 1.00
02:31:42.000 It's the border, stupid. 1.00
02:31:43.000 And that's the best case scenario for Donald Trump. 1.00
02:31:45.000 Yeah, it's the invasion of Oregon.
02:31:47.000 Absolutely.
02:31:48.000 And you're going to read between now and November, there's going to be some horrible stories.
02:31:52.000 I'm saying that's an existential threat to his campaign.
02:31:55.000 So look, we do have Rep.
02:31:57.000 Sparks right now on the line and ready to roll.
02:31:59.000 She's there, ready for us whenever we're ready.
02:32:02.000 Who?
02:32:04.000 Representative Sparks from Indiana.
02:32:09.000 She's on the line, Nick.
02:32:10.000 Victoria Spots.
02:32:12.000 Nick, she can hear us right now. 0.99
02:32:14.000 Why don't you tell me, dickhead? 0.98
02:32:16.000 Okay, let me ask the first two questions. 0.99
02:32:21.000 Let me ask the first two questions, sir.
02:32:24.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.
02:32:27.000 This is a nice lady. 1.00
02:32:29.000 It's not your Match.com.
02:32:31.000 It's not your Tinder.
02:32:32.000 I've never been on a dating app in my life.
02:32:35.000 Nick was going to ask is how do I get the promo code autofilled?
02:32:38.000 You click the link in the description.
02:32:39.000 Honestly, Bob, that's where I was going.
02:32:40.000 He was! He's good at lying.
02:32:40.000 He was.
02:32:40.000 He's good.
02:32:44.000 They're holding my family hostage until you subscribe.
02:32:47.000 Hey, let's take a couple of chats and then we'll go to this our representative
02:33:06.000 Or do we want to do Representative Spartz on Mug Clubs?
02:33:08.000 I think we can do Spartz now and we can take some chats after that.
02:33:12.000 Right now?
02:33:13.000 Right now!
02:33:14.000 Alright.
02:33:16.000 She's laughing.
02:33:16.000 She's on the line.
02:33:17.000 Okay, well, after that wonderful introduction.
02:33:17.000 Hold on a second.
02:33:21.000 Okay, Victoria Spartz.
02:33:25.000 Not while I'm drinking, Nick.
02:33:27.000 I can read people.
02:33:29.000 That's what I'm good at.
02:33:29.000 Yeah, read the room.
02:33:30.000 I can't.
02:33:31.000 Because Victoria Spartz is in it.
02:33:33.000 I know Victoria very well.
02:33:35.000 Me and her are on Facebook together.
02:33:39.000 He's like Dean Martin after he had a couple of drinks now.
02:33:41.000 He's like, yeah!
02:33:43.000 Hey, Victoria. 1.00
02:33:43.000 Spartz. 1.00
02:33:44.000 Alright, she is a representative for Indiana's 5th District.
02:33:47.000 She was elected in 2020.
02:33:47.000 That's a good district, by the way.
02:33:49.000 Re-elected in a landslide in 2022.
02:33:51.000 Grew up in the Soviet Union.
02:33:54.000 Do we have a stinger?
02:33:55.000 Help me!
02:33:55.000 Singer!
02:33:56.000 Dickhead! 0.90
02:33:57.000 Miss Spartz, I apologize for my colleague, but you know, you saw the ride, you bought
02:34:08.000 Thank you for being here.
02:34:10.000 We appreciate it.
02:34:11.000 What's your take here on tonight as someone who won on a landslide and your constituents are incredibly enthusiastic about you?
02:34:19.000 Listen, I'm glad that you're having so much fun. 0.99
02:34:22.000 It wasn't as much fun to listen to this bullshit. 0.99
02:34:26.000 I love you! 1.00
02:34:29.000 Victoria! 0.97
02:34:31.000 I was just like, if you vote for Biden, you get, you know, unicorn pot and pot of gold.
02:34:31.000 I love you!
02:34:40.000 This is really bizarre.
02:34:42.000 I'll be honest with you, this is the most, you know, I mean, the good thing, like, most of us didn't understand and it's not because, you know, he speaks with a Yankee accent like I do, but most of us didn't even understand what he had to say.
02:34:54.000 Then from the stuff he said, you couldn't really even figure out what in the hell he's talking about, you know, where he's getting his numbers and which calculator he's using.
02:35:03.000 So that was really bizarre, I'll be honest with you, and probably, like, only, like, two times Republicans actually, you know, had to stand up when he, you know, pretty much, you know, mentioned, you know, very patriotic couple phrases.
02:35:16.000 That's about it, you know, this is really crazy.
02:35:19.000 I tell you what, the biggest surprise of the night is that Nick DiPaolo has helped me with a guest.
02:35:24.000 Yes.
02:35:25.000 That's a first.
02:35:26.000 And imagine if you mail order a bride and she shows up. 0.98
02:35:30.000 You would count your lucky stars.
02:35:31.000 I would.
02:35:32.000 Oh my god, I'd be the happiest guy on earth.
02:35:34.000 I like a woman with a strong mouth. 1.00
02:35:36.000 Victoria, I've known you for three seconds.
02:35:38.000 I absolutely can see why you won.
02:35:40.000 I'm serious. 0.99
02:35:43.000 I'm telling you, the Marjorie Taylor Greene's, the women in this party, are the only ones, ironically, with what I call balls. 1.00
02:35:51.000 And she is, I'm telling you, I can see why you won. 0.97
02:35:55.000 Yes, figuratively.
02:35:55.000 We're not talking about Michelle Obama.
02:35:56.000 So, Mrs. Sparks, we might have just lost her.
02:35:59.000 Yeah, we're trying to reconnect right now.
02:36:01.000 Alright, grab a chat.
02:36:06.000 Okay, let me give you just a couple of key facts, because a lot of our guests... I don't give a shit. 0.99
02:36:10.000 Hello? 0.99
02:36:10.000 She's back, she's back. 0.99
02:36:11.000 Hey, we got her back.
02:36:11.000 Key fact is, she's back.
02:36:12.000 Yeah, we should blame all this Russian interference. 0.83
02:36:21.000 You are!
02:36:22.000 You are the Russian interference! 0.97
02:36:26.000 So let me ask you, Mrs. Sparks, because as someone who comes from the, you know, former USSR, Biden tonight led right away with, not Ukraine, but money for Ukraine.
02:36:38.000 You're someone who'd have first-hand experience with this.
02:36:40.000 How do you think that played and what was your thought when that was right out of the chute the very first thing? 1.00
02:36:45.000 Well, it is like, listen, Biden is full of bullshit! 1.00
02:36:48.000 Break your statement! 1.00
02:36:49.000 He's fighting Putin on freakin' Twitter, okay? 0.95
02:36:52.000 I mean, he's damned, like, losing the war, doesn't do anything, and he goes there, like, oh, we're gonna fight him! 0.97
02:36:59.000 That Putin is really afraid of!
02:37:03.000 You know, I mean I mean, this is the reality. I mean, this is just not even
02:37:12.000 funny, but the guy is like I think honestly He's either drinking the Kool-Aid or half dad. I do not
02:37:18.000 know So ridiculous 0.85
02:37:27.000 I don't know if I should be laughing or crying about that because this guy actually ran in our country. 0.98
02:37:32.000 I'm moving to Indiana just to vote for you right now.
02:37:35.000 That's how wonderful you are.
02:37:39.000 Gerald will move to Gary.
02:37:42.000 I won't move to Gary.
02:37:43.000 I don't know where your district is.
02:37:43.000 Notre Dame to you.
02:37:45.000 I'll live in a three-decker in Gary.
02:37:48.000 Well, and the thing is, too, people believe you're either pro-Putin or you're pro-billions of dollars to Ukraine.
02:37:54.000 You have a pretty clear policy, and I think a lot of Americans understand this, where you believe that if there's any support to Ukraine, it should be through loans, not handouts, and there need to be preconditions, right?
02:38:03.000 I want to make sure I'm not getting that wrong.
02:38:06.000 That's right, and proper oversight.
02:38:07.000 This is the funniest thing.
02:38:09.000 As a congresswoman, when I demanded two years ago to have proper oversight, and we need to understand we're dealing with a corrupt country, I was dragged through mud like I am pro-Kremlin and pro-Putin.
02:38:21.000 Because I demanded oversight, and how dare an American congresswoman ask where our money is spent? 1.00
02:38:27.000 I mean, we'll have grandchildren pay for all this shit, and we are spending money left and right? 0.98
02:38:33.000 How dare you, actual Congress, dare to ask, you know, accountability, Congress, dare to ask Congressperson where the money is spent, what is our strategy, what we're doing, why we keep having them spending money and we have more and more and, you know, and have a disaster, what's happened in Afghanistan, trillions of dollars spent, now Taliban raised the flag. 0.99
02:38:54.000 I mean, it's a joke what is happening right now.
02:38:57.000 It's embarrassing and I think we cannot continue doing that.
02:39:00.000 I mean, it's sad for me to see from one way, but it's kind of funny because probably, I mean, most people see that where we are, and I think it's a sad reality, but I think we need to, you know, stop, you know, aggressive countries.
02:39:19.000 And, you know, they have to respect peace through strengths because I'll be honest with you,
02:39:24.000 we give them too much power and they've been, we have too many, you know, really weak leaders
02:39:29.000 that were drinking the Kool-Aid and fighting China on Fox News.
02:39:33.000 We are gonna be real, or CNN.
02:39:34.000 We are gonna win, you guys.
02:39:36.000 We are like so amazing here.
02:39:38.000 They're all afraid of us.
02:39:40.000 We're gonna do some tweets and Facebook posts and make all this statement.
02:39:44.000 This terrorist and dictator, I just want to be like, truly, truly intimidated by that. 1.00
02:39:51.000 It's like idiotic. 1.00
02:39:52.000 I'm an idiot. 1.00
02:39:53.000 I've never seen more idiotic people than in Washington, D.C. 1.00
02:39:56.000 And it's sad reality. 1.00
02:39:58.000 Yeah, Victoria, you have certainly made new fans here tonight. 0.91
02:40:04.000 We very much appreciate you.
02:40:06.000 She's running for re-election in 2024, so this year, make sure if you live just north of Indianapolis, that's where the 5th District is, go and vote for her!
02:40:15.000 Start a super PAC, do whatever the hell you want, support this lady!
02:40:19.000 Yes, and please move to Indiana. 0.99
02:40:22.000 We're like no bullshit state, okay? 0.75
02:40:24.000 We just do things there. 0.92
02:40:25.000 The Dodgers do the talk.
02:40:27.000 Very common sense.
02:40:28.000 Great people.
02:40:29.000 Really, you know, Hoosiers are the heartland of America. 0.99
02:40:32.000 Hard-working people that are sick and tired of Washington DC and all the bullshit happening. 0.97
02:40:36.000 So, I think we can use some good ones, too. 0.95
02:40:39.000 Please, please.
02:40:41.000 Miss Victoria Sports, I'm going to let you go here.
02:40:43.000 People will support you.
02:40:44.000 Can you do me a favor? 1.00
02:40:45.000 Can you just say, however you want to say, that either Biden's speech tonight was bullshit or Joe Biden is bullshit. 1.00
02:40:51.000 I want to leave... The way you say it is like that of a poet. 1.00
02:40:55.000 Please end this on the word bullshit because I love to hear you say it. 0.99
02:41:00.000 Oh no, did we lose her again? 1.00
02:41:01.000 That's bullshit! 1.00
02:41:04.000 That is bullshit! 1.00
02:41:06.000 Is she back? 1.00
02:41:08.000 You'll get her back.
02:41:09.000 Alright, Mrs. Sparks, did you hear my final question? 0.99
02:41:13.000 Okay, so I don't know what you said, but I'll tell you, it was a total bullshit. 0.99
02:41:18.000 That's what I would have had to write! 0.99
02:41:22.000 Just beat it short!
02:41:23.000 Okay, thank you, Mrs. Victoria Sparks!
02:41:25.000 Victoria Spence, everybody!
02:41:27.000 She's been office some artists use watercolors. Yeah Some paint with... She paints with the word bullshit. 1.00
02:41:39.000 Bullshit! 1.00
02:41:41.000 She came out swinging. 1.00
02:41:44.000 I was like, well, she's never coming back because of Nick. 1.00
02:41:46.000 She heard my shit. 0.99
02:41:47.000 Brodigan texted me and he's like, I don't know who she is, but I'm starting a super pack. 0.99
02:41:52.000 The only reason I say that, like, when I work with Clean Comics, when I'm the headliner.
02:41:55.000 We can't hear you.
02:41:56.000 Microphone, Nick.
02:41:57.000 I'll hold it for you.
02:41:57.000 Microphone.
02:41:59.000 Got a deep throat, the fuckin' thing? 1.00
02:42:01.000 I'm yelling. 0.99
02:42:01.000 Alright. 0.99
02:42:02.000 Come on, Lovelace. 1.00
02:42:03.000 Anyway.
02:42:04.000 That makes me uncomfortable because my hand's attached to the stand.
02:42:08.000 Yeah, that's why.
02:42:08.000 That's not gonna make people subscribe.
02:42:11.000 Boy, what do you do? 1.00
02:42:12.000 That's bullshit! 1.00
02:42:12.000 What kind of Jew are you, anyway? 1.00
02:42:14.000 Okay.
02:42:16.000 He's a father!
02:42:17.000 He's not a rabbi.
02:42:18.000 Oh, that's right.
02:42:19.000 Father Mokei, I'm sorry.
02:42:21.000 What was my point?
02:42:22.000 I'm just saying, when I would work with like, you know, a middle comic for the week who was clean, squeaky clean, by Friday night he'd be cursing. 1.00
02:42:31.000 That's bullshit! 0.99
02:42:34.000 I love it! 1.00
02:42:35.000 Seriously!
02:42:36.000 With that accent, and you said she's from... Yeah, she's from former USSR. 0.96
02:42:40.000 Former USSR! 0.67
02:42:41.000 How could you love a person like that?
02:42:43.000 She loves, first of all, she loves the First Amendment more than we do.
02:42:47.000 Yeah.
02:42:47.000 And she knew, obviously, you know, I think what kind of... she must have tuned in a little early.
02:42:52.000 Well, she heard you.
02:42:53.000 She was on the line, Nick.
02:42:54.000 Well, I felt somebody needed to be broken in, but... Yeah, well, mission accomplished.
02:42:59.000 I don't think you had anything to do with it.
02:43:00.000 I think that's just her all the time. 0.99
02:43:01.000 Yeah, but you said thank you to me, so I helped you.
02:43:03.000 I did say thank you to you.
02:43:04.000 No, I do.
02:43:05.000 I think I did.
02:43:05.000 I do.
02:43:06.000 I think Nick contributed quite a bit tonight, and so did she.
02:43:09.000 That is the MVP of the night.
02:43:11.000 She was fantastic. 0.66
02:43:12.000 Listen, we're 24 subs away from a really nice number.
02:43:14.000 We're not going anywhere until we get those subs here either. 1.00
02:43:17.000 Gay or you just hate us and you want us to stay here drinking all night long. 0.96
02:43:21.000 Make sure $20 off. 0.97
02:43:22.000 Listen, we don't do these promotions very often.
02:43:24.000 Look, I am not bashful saying, hey, let us do more of this.
02:43:28.000 Let us do more of the undercover stuff.
02:43:29.000 Let us have more fantastic guests like this.
02:43:31.000 Let us have more of these streams where it's the largest stream on the internet right now.
02:43:35.000 That's amazing, guys.
02:43:35.000 You know what else?
02:43:36.000 Have the bell ready because we have a bell every time someone subscribes.
02:43:38.000 And every time you hear this, Bell! 0.99
02:43:42.000 MOTHERFUCKING BELL! 1.00
02:43:44.000 Okay, hold on a second. 1.00
02:43:45.000 My point is this.
02:43:47.000 So every time, every time, there's going to be, don't do it yet, there's going to be a bell for every subscription. 0.99
02:43:52.000 And every time you hear this, Muhammad is raped in hell. 1.00
02:43:55.000 Oh shit! 1.00
02:43:56.000 By 70 virgins, they're all men. 1.00
02:43:57.000 72.
02:43:57.000 They're all men.
02:44:01.000 I'm still out there touring your list.
02:44:03.000 We're not the only people having fun with this tonight.
02:44:05.000 By the way, former, well, not former.
02:44:07.000 Sitting president. 1.00
02:44:08.000 That's bullshit! 1.00
02:44:09.000 I'm sorry! 1.00
02:44:10.000 You said that, that's bullshit! 0.99
02:44:12.000 He's having fun with the Snapchat filters. 1.00
02:44:15.000 Oh no, what did he do?
02:44:20.000 Is that on his?
02:44:21.000 Yes, that's on his true social, Donald Trump put it out.
02:44:24.000 You see what he's doing?
02:44:26.000 He's trolling.
02:44:27.000 Trolling, but... Nick, microphone!
02:44:32.000 He keeps leaning forward.
02:44:33.000 He does, I don't know why. 0.99
02:44:34.000 I drank every time I was drinking, but fucking please. 0.99
02:44:36.000 Where you going now, wine some more? 0.99
02:44:39.000 You want to hold it?
02:44:41.000 Right here, right in front of my eye from the... Really big shoe?
02:44:43.000 Yeah.
02:44:46.000 How do you know what I was talking about? 0.95
02:44:50.000 Trump realizes, and you know this is a comic, I've met people ten times more successful than me, doctors and shit, but they all want to be comedians. 0.91
02:45:00.000 And it's a brilliant way to make people like you, you know that. 0.97
02:45:03.000 He's turning it up.
02:45:05.000 He's going to be funny from now until the election.
02:45:09.000 Don't you believe that?
02:45:10.000 Even people who are on the fence are gonna go.
02:45:10.000 I do.
02:45:13.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:45:13.000 I would think.
02:45:14.000 Well not, here's the thing, not all comics are naturally funny and not all naturally funny people are great comics.
02:45:19.000 He's naturally funny because of who he is.
02:45:20.000 Who do you think is giving him this advice though?
02:45:22.000 John Jr.
02:45:23.000 No, I think it's just him.
02:45:23.000 maybe?
02:45:24.000 I don't.
02:45:25.000 That means Muhammad is having a bad time. 0.98
02:45:29.000 Or, that's what he signed up for.
02:45:31.000 That's what he signed up for.
02:45:32.000 I don't know.
02:45:32.000 It's Taco Tuesday.
02:45:34.000 Taco Tuesday in hell.
02:45:38.000 Not like Rape Wednesday. 0.93
02:45:40.000 That's a horrible day here in hell. 0.66
02:45:43.000 It's horrible.
02:45:44.000 But I'll be watching you on Rape Wednesday from heaven. 1.00
02:45:47.000 I wouldn't be in hell, but I'd be in heaven.
02:45:49.000 They give me a webcam to see everyone.
02:45:52.000 And I say it's horrible.
02:45:54.000 It is hard.
02:45:55.000 While you're doing that voice, here, let's go to... David Axelrod looked better with a mustache, no upper lip.
02:46:01.000 You're right.
02:46:01.000 Like a caterpillar crawled off but never made it to a butterfly.
02:46:04.000 Sad.
02:46:04.000 You're right.
02:46:07.000 Not the most recent Trump one, but the one right before that on his True Social where he starts out that there was an angry... Yeah.
02:46:14.000 I just need this.
02:46:16.000 Can you zoom in so I can see a little clearer?
02:46:16.000 Look.
02:46:18.000 I'm blind.
02:46:18.000 A little bit of zoom in.
02:46:19.000 Alright, I got it.
02:46:20.000 Can you read that?
02:46:21.000 This was an angry, polarizing, and hate-filled speech.
02:46:25.000 He barely mentioned immigration or the worst border.
02:46:30.000 In the history... I have to scroll.
02:46:33.000 In the history of the world, he will never fix immigration. 0.97
02:46:37.000 Nor does he want to.
02:46:39.000 Even if he wanted to, he couldn't fix it.
02:46:41.000 He wants our country to be flooded with migrants.
02:46:44.000 Crime will raise to levels never seen before.
02:46:47.000 And it is happening very quickly!
02:46:50.000 Exclamation.
02:46:52.000 By the way, we hit our subscriber goal! 0.97
02:46:54.000 Piss off, baby! 1.00
02:46:56.000 I don't know. 0.99
02:46:58.000 But we hit it.
02:46:59.000 I don't like talking about numbers.
02:47:01.000 I'm not going to talk about numbers.
02:47:03.000 Think a second.
02:47:05.000 I told you Nick, we hit it, then we quit it.
02:47:07.000 We hit it and then you quit it.
02:47:09.000 You don't quit it before you hit it.
02:47:10.000 Or you set it and forget it.
02:47:11.000 I don't want to mess them up.
02:47:13.000 Remember that thing?
02:47:13.000 Like you set it and forget it.
02:47:14.000 It's a rotisserie.
02:47:20.000 He's like, it's this new... It's a fryer.
02:47:23.000 Alright, let's take a couple of chats and we'll take the rest on Mug Club, right?
02:47:28.000 I'm a shameless plug guy tonight.
02:47:30.000 Merch, CrowderShop.com for these.
02:47:32.000 The reason I'm saying that is because if you want these for your St.
02:47:34.000 Patrick's Day, you've got to order them by tomorrow.
02:47:36.000 Yeah, because we've got so many people going, I ordered it, it's not here from St.
02:47:39.000 Patrick's Day.
02:47:39.000 Those are the fantastic ones.
02:47:40.000 Those are brand new, right?
02:47:41.000 Donald Trump has the fight like hell, but the green... I'm sorry, I know.
02:47:44.000 No, but I'm talking about the green stuff so that you can get this for St.
02:47:47.000 Patrick's Day.
02:47:48.000 The Trump Fighting Irish one is amazing. 0.99
02:47:51.000 I wore it out.
02:47:51.000 I love it.
02:47:52.000 It was pretty fun.
02:47:53.000 I only got jumped by three guys.
02:47:54.000 I didn't get one.
02:47:56.000 I mean, kind of.
02:47:56.000 They didn't win.
02:47:57.000 I didn't get a shirt.
02:47:58.000 You didn't?
02:47:58.000 Well, Gerald took it from me.
02:48:00.000 I did because you hate football. 0.66
02:48:02.000 Can you just get fat so we don't both wear XL?
02:48:05.000 That's fine.
02:48:06.000 Can you bring me the Donald Trump Fighting Irish shirt?
02:48:10.000 I just want to see it.
02:48:12.000 I just want to put my hands on it, make sure it's still in my hand.
02:48:14.000 Put it on me, I'm what the models wear, 46 long.
02:48:17.000 Come on! 0.61
02:48:17.000 46 long, it's the best size. 0.61
02:48:20.000 We're giving away free food, I'm just saying.
02:48:22.000 Swing!
02:48:23.000 Where's the food?
02:48:24.000 It's free food.
02:48:25.000 Alright, let's grab a couple of chats.
02:48:27.000 Thank you so much.
02:48:28.000 Usually we do a recap.
02:48:30.000 Tonight was scary, to be clear.
02:48:32.000 This would have been a rise to fascism.
02:48:33.000 Everything was about trust your institutions, meaning what I want to fund through your tax dollars.
02:48:39.000 Trust me.
02:48:40.000 Trust the party of big government.
02:48:42.000 Do not trust your neighbors.
02:48:44.000 Do not trust your right-wing states.
02:48:45.000 Do not trust your own freedoms, your ability to speak, your ability to choose.
02:48:49.000 Do not trust your ability to select the car you drive, school choice.
02:48:52.000 Trust me and the institutions.
02:48:55.000 I will forgive student loans.
02:48:57.000 More money to institutions.
02:48:58.000 I will increase the size of government.
02:48:59.000 More money to institutions.
02:49:00.000 I will increase taxes.
02:49:02.000 More money to the government.
02:49:03.000 Everything today was about control.
02:49:05.000 And this is a man, by the way, who has not made an honest dollar in the private sector Since college.
02:49:11.000 Let's be really clear.
02:49:12.000 You want to talk out of touch?
02:49:13.000 Imagine, look, imagine who you would be.
02:49:17.000 Imagine who you would be if you never had to answer to a boss, if you never had to answer to 30, 40, 50 employees as a boss in the private sector, if you never had to actually look at an honest profit margin and say, is what I'm doing working?
02:49:33.000 That doesn't apply in the public sector.
02:49:35.000 He has been in the public sector his entire adult life, half a century.
02:49:41.000 He has no idea the world you live in, and his solution is always more government because that's all he knows.
02:49:48.000 That's all he knows.
02:49:49.000 That's a very, very scary thought.
02:49:51.000 The good news is, I think he gave his opponents a lot of ammo, and I don't think it's going to work.
02:49:57.000 Let's take a couple of chats.
02:49:58.000 By the way, if you're a Mug Club member right now, this is what you would be seeing. 0.73
02:50:01.000 Yes.
02:50:01.000 If I can get a refill on a Modit, please, because I didn't quite chug my drink.
02:50:07.000 I know we're not going to go to it, but Nancy Pelosi's absolutely high on CNN. 0.99
02:50:10.000 Oh, let me see.
02:50:12.000 Peanuts!
02:50:15.000 Perhaps amnesia set in on the disgraceful speech that Donald Trump gave to the chamber.
02:50:21.000 Yeah, that's where amnesia set in. 0.99
02:50:22.000 Shut up. 1.00
02:50:23.000 There were so many disgraceful ones. 1.00
02:50:25.000 The one you tore up, yeah.
02:50:26.000 He gave a presidential medal to somebody who was... Rush Limbaugh?
02:50:32.000 Rush Limbaugh? 1.00
02:50:34.000 You gave it to a bitch with two-face hair. 1.00
02:50:36.000 I was offended because it is not a political rally. 1.00
02:50:40.000 And by the way, he had, what, the convention at the White House?
02:50:45.000 By the way, she did this and her hand forgot where to point.
02:50:50.000 The brain sent the signal and she had no idea it was going to happen next.
02:50:53.000 Oh my god.
02:50:55.000 President Biden.
02:50:56.000 Yeah, can we roll that?
02:50:57.000 If she were a KFC commercial, she'd be going, finger licking good! 1.00
02:51:00.000 The very idea of America is that we're all created equal.
02:51:03.000 Deserves to be treated equally throughout our lives.
02:51:06.000 We've never fully lived up to that idea.
02:51:08.000 Don't make me sift through these comments again.
02:51:09.000 We've never walked away from it either.
02:51:11.000 And I won't walk away from it now.
02:51:14.000 No, you'll crawl.
02:51:16.000 I'm optimistic.
02:51:17.000 I'm good, you know what I'm saying? 0.98
02:51:19.000 Instead, I'll shit my pants, forget where I am for a few seconds. 0.99
02:51:22.000 One day. 0.99
02:51:22.000 It's Tuesday. 0.99
02:51:24.000 Kamala looked good, I'm gonna say to him. 0.99
02:51:28.000 That means a lot coming from you, a racist. 0.99
02:51:30.000 No, I'm saying, I like a Haitian-Canadian twat. 1.00
02:51:33.000 Why do you think he said that to you? 0.97
02:51:36.000 Do you disagree with him privately about his optimism?
02:51:39.000 No, no, I think he was saying...
02:51:44.000 Words.
02:51:44.000 I hope you agree that I delivered the message tonight.
02:51:50.000 She said I would have to agree that I delivered the message tonight.
02:51:54.000 She's like the Dunkin' Donuts. 1.00
02:51:55.000 I made the donuts.
02:51:58.000 I make the donuts.
02:51:59.000 Is that what she's beefing? 0.98
02:52:00.000 It's her?
02:52:01.000 I make the donuts?
02:52:03.000 Do I make the donuts?
02:52:05.000 Yes, you yeast infection.
02:52:06.000 Who makes the donuts? 0.98
02:52:08.000 She makes the dough rise. 1.00
02:52:11.000 I took her to a beach, her pussy turned into a donut shop! 1.00
02:52:17.000 Are we on air? 1.00
02:52:19.000 What did I say?
02:52:19.000 Yeah, let's grab some chats.
02:52:20.000 All right, chat from Mikey Trout.
02:52:22.000 All right, question for all.
02:52:25.000 How do we win 2024 election when nothing has changed in our election, like allowing mail-in voting in this time, and Democrats run states, they allow, who's drunk here, me or you, run states that will allow illegals to vote? 0.53
02:52:37.000 Um, well look, here's the thing.
02:52:39.000 That's actually a great question.
02:52:40.000 It's a great question, but the alternative is being a defeatist and doing nothing.
02:52:44.000 Right.
02:52:45.000 So, you're absolving yourself.
02:52:46.000 Hold on a second, are you involved with your state legislature?
02:52:49.000 Are you looking at making sure that the laws are actually followed, for example, if you're in Pennsylvania?
02:52:53.000 Don't waste your time.
02:52:55.000 Vote!
02:52:57.000 Vote, and also take part in your local elections.
02:53:01.000 But here's the thing, the gap is so wide at this point that they can't steal it if it's a walk-off.
02:53:07.000 They really can't.
02:53:07.000 Yes, they can.
02:53:08.000 They absolutely cannot.
02:53:08.000 Well, I should say they can attempt to.
02:53:10.000 They will attempt to.
02:53:11.000 I don't disagree with you.
02:53:12.000 They will attempt to, and we can talk about it on YouTube, so we're still on YouTube I guess, Kyle?
02:53:17.000 We are!
02:53:18.000 You're allowed to talk about it because they're preparing to claim that the election was stolen when they lose.
02:53:22.000 That's why they're allowing it on YouTube right now.
02:53:24.000 That's why Neil Mohan changed his policy.
02:53:27.000 So, I have to ask you what the alternative is.
02:53:30.000 Why do we, okay, so I guess the other option is stay home, do nothing, don't vote, and don't take part in your local community politics?
02:53:37.000 Must be nice.
02:53:38.000 Must be nice to have no responsibility.
02:53:39.000 Do everything you can.
02:53:41.000 Here's the thing.
02:53:42.000 If this gets to the point of some kind of an actual civil revolution conflict, in whatever capacity it may be, Just like anything else in life, you have to be able to look yourself in the mirror before anything ever goes to drastic measures and say, did I do everything I could possibly do?
02:53:56.000 Did I check all the boxes I had to check?
02:53:58.000 Did I cross all the T's and dot all the I's? 0.92
02:54:01.000 If the answer is yes, then you know where the answer lies.
02:54:06.000 But if the answer is no, if you didn't do everything you could do, you don't know. 0.92
02:54:10.000 And then you may just be a reactionary prick.
02:54:12.000 So do everything you can right now, and if everyone does everything they can right now, it cannot happen.
02:54:16.000 There's a huge difference.
02:54:18.000 Between theft happening in darkness and a light being shined on it.
02:54:23.000 Shine a light on it.
02:54:24.000 Yeah, absolutely. 1.00
02:54:24.000 You have to vote, and Nick, you ignorant slut. 1.00
02:54:28.000 I didn't say not to vote. 1.00
02:54:29.000 You'll appreciate that!
02:54:30.000 No, you said to fight, and I understand what you're saying.
02:54:33.000 No, no, I'm saying you always have to vote.
02:54:36.000 Just in case the elections are real, which they're not, but just in case.
02:54:40.000 I'm serious! 0.99
02:54:41.000 Did you guys learn nothing from the last fucking election? 0.99
02:54:44.000 No, I know, but... Well, okay, so am I going against some code here at the show that I don't understand? 0.98
02:54:49.000 No, you're not, but I'm saying it's not a done deal where they're gonna steal it and your vote doesn't matter.
02:54:53.000 That's just not the case.
02:54:54.000 Make them earn it.
02:54:55.000 If they're gonna steal it, make them steal it good.
02:54:57.000 They're going to... Make them wish they picked on someone else and then it's another fight. 0.87
02:55:02.000 Read the Atlantic.
02:55:03.000 Okay, Nick, let's say this.
02:55:05.000 If a bunch of people listen to that and don't go out and vote... I'm not saying not to vote!
02:55:09.000 No, no, I know, but what I'm saying is if it's not a landslide where it clearly happens in the daytime, in sunlight, then they're gonna paint you as just reactionary, as extremist.
02:55:18.000 My point is, this needs to be so clear-cut and their theft so clear that then people even understand, like, alright, I get why everyone's upset.
02:55:27.000 That's the value in it.
02:55:29.000 But you're right, they are corrupt.
02:55:31.000 They've already stated, even if he wins, they've already stated, I don't know who wrote the article in the Atlantic, what their plan is, something about electorates again.
02:55:42.000 They've already stated their plan.
02:55:43.000 Even if Trump wins outright, they have a new idea, which, and I agree with you, the people will see through it.
02:55:52.000 I'm praying.
02:55:53.000 Well because of people like you and your show and what we do.
02:55:56.000 Millions of people are going to be watching this and they're going to go out and champion the cause and make sure that other people don't.
02:56:00.000 You have to.
02:56:01.000 Even on my show.
02:56:02.000 I don't care.
02:56:03.000 And again, I'm not trying to be over-cynical here.
02:56:06.000 After what happened and before the last election.
02:56:10.000 Sure.
02:56:11.000 But just in case, yes, do your duty.
02:56:16.000 And I know who wrote the article about the electorate.
02:56:18.000 It was Ron Popeil, the electorate from the left.
02:56:20.000 Set it and forget it.
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