Louder with Crowder - BIDEN VS. BERNIE DEBATE LIVESTREAM! | Louder with Crowder

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00:00:42.000 the moon dance, the flower dance, the bee dance, the giraffe dance, do something rhythmic,

00:00:51.000 dance, sing, play games, there's a certain wonderful rhythm still wandering, some people

00:00:58.000 like to knit, others decide to breathe, dance, now you see our very existence is a living

00:01:05.000 thing, the weight loss, eating, sleeping, moving, and that's all we're doing, just consider

00:01:12.000 what we do every day, what's it all about?

00:01:16.000 Does it really mean anything?

00:01:17.000 Does it go anywhere?

00:01:19.000 Dancers.

00:01:21.000 The human dance.

00:01:23.000 The flower dance.

00:01:25.000 The bean dance.

00:01:27.000 Do something with me. 0.89

00:01:29.000 You're a strange animal, that's what I know. 0.99

00:01:49.000 That's what I know. 1.00

00:01:50.000 You're a strange animal. 0.99

00:01:55.000 I've got to follow. 0.93

00:01:57.000 I'm a species.

00:02:03.000 Oh my goodness.

00:02:04.000 All right.

00:02:05.000 I made it.

00:02:05.000 We're going to need someone to come in.

00:02:06.000 I spilled beer.

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00:02:08.000 Garson?

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00:02:10.000 Good thing is I'm prepped.

00:02:11.000 Hello.

00:02:12.000 Welcome to the final debate live stream.

00:02:15.000 See, this is the first time we did YouTube live events.

00:02:17.000 True.

00:02:17.000 Yeah.

00:02:17.000 It's a little bit different.

00:02:19.000 I ruined my BIC.

00:02:21.000 Oh no. 0.98

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00:02:23.000 We've only got 500 more of those.

00:02:24.000 So tonight we have Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders.

00:02:27.000 This is a little less produced, by the way, for people who are wondering.

00:02:31.000 We do the Oscar stream, we have a bunch of sketches.

00:02:33.000 This is just me and half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman will be here.

00:02:35.000 He doesn't have coronavirus.

00:02:36.000 Hello.

00:02:36.000 Thank you, Johnny boy.

00:02:38.000 You might need more than one towel.

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00:02:45.000 What is that?

00:02:46.000 Good through next week.

00:02:47.000 Good through Monday night.

00:02:49.000 You were wrong.

00:02:49.000 Monday?

00:02:49.000 Tomorrow?

00:02:49.000 Yeah, next week is Monday.

00:02:50.000 Good through Monday night.

00:02:52.000 And on Research Today, because Too Cute Maddie is sick. 1.00

00:02:54.000 She doesn't have corona, but if she does, we treat it the same way.

00:02:57.000 The Beast Reg is here.

00:02:59.000 Look at that.

00:02:59.000 Look at Reg.

00:03:00.000 Look at Reg here.

00:03:00.000 There he is.

00:03:01.000 Oh my gosh.

00:03:01.000 This is to keep him anonymous.

00:03:03.000 This is a man who was a professor of research.

00:03:06.000 Thank you so much.

00:03:06.000 I apologize.

00:03:07.000 You might need to clean up the... I'm covered in it.

00:03:12.000 You know what you look like since you'll be doing overlays?

00:03:15.000 You look like those twin bodybuilders who did a film about babysitting in the 90s.

00:03:20.000 And they danced their biceps.

00:03:21.000 Type in crazy bodybuilding twins 90s babysitting. 0.99

00:03:27.000 You're already on it.

00:03:28.000 This is the guy who was a professor of research, K, who helped us infiltrate Antifa, was on

00:03:32.000 the phone with the FBI, he's the one who found the salon pedophile who wrote three articles 0.74

00:03:37.000 and was currently active grooming children, and he squats what, 630, I don't want to get

00:03:42.000 it wrong, 632?

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00:03:47.000 So I wanted to have him ride in co-pilot.

00:03:49.000 Too cute, Matty.

00:03:50.000 We hope you get better.

00:03:50.000 Half-Asian Bill will be here tonight.

00:03:52.000 Biden vs. Bernie.

00:03:55.000 What do we expect here tonight?

00:03:56.000 I have my thoughts.

00:03:57.000 Quarterback Garrett.

00:03:58.000 Audio, Wade, what do you think?

00:03:59.000 Hilarity.

00:04:00.000 Expect hilarity?

00:04:00.000 It's going to be very, very funny.

00:04:01.000 I don't like this gentleman without his mustache.

00:04:06.000 Is that Axelrod?

00:04:08.000 I can't tell.

00:04:10.000 Who is it?

00:04:10.000 I can't see.

00:04:11.000 Is that Axelrod right now?

00:04:12.000 Sorry, I have a little bit of glare in my eyes.

00:04:13.000 He needs some definition.

00:04:14.000 I don't know.

00:04:15.000 He used to have a mustache.

00:04:16.000 I'm pretty sure that's Axelrod.

00:04:17.000 I'm seeing a profile view.

00:04:18.000 Someone tweet me, it has Crowder.

00:04:19.000 And if you join up tonight, by the way, Mug Club promo code is CrowderDebateStream.

00:04:25.000 Send in your tweets.

00:04:25.000 We'll be reading them later.

00:04:26.000 Here's what I expect. 0.97

00:04:29.000 Reg told me before the show that he thought Bernie wouldn't have the balls to get dirty and go after Biden.

00:04:36.000 I think he would, but I think tonight they're both going to kind of come together, and I think they're going to coalesce, and I think they're going to go after Donald Trump and Corona. 0.81

00:04:44.000 Speaking of Corona, half-Asian Bill Richmond is here! 0.99

00:04:48.000 Come on in, my Corona!

00:04:51.000 Did you put any powder on?

00:04:55.000 Well, go put powder on.

00:04:56.000 I don't want them to see my lawyer all greasy.

00:04:58.000 That's the equivalent of our makeup artist here, is go and put powder on. 1.00

00:05:04.000 Greasy son of a bitch. 1.00

00:05:07.000 So I expect them to both come together and go after Donald Trump tonight. 1.00

00:05:10.000 I think they're going to be going after Donald Trump and Corona mainly because I think at this point it's more important.

00:05:15.000 And then I think they'll probably ease into going after each other.

00:05:18.000 I do think when they go after each other, though, I think you're wrong.

00:05:20.000 I think Bernie's going to hit Biden below the belt a little bit tonight.

00:05:23.000 I think we can expect him to get dirty because Here's the thing, this is Bernie's last chance.

00:05:27.000 This is the culmination of all his years of unemployment and couch surfing and suckling at the government teat for him to run for office.

00:05:36.000 And it's his last chance, so I think we're going to see kind of him amidst his death throes.

00:05:40.000 Biden, here's the funny thing about Biden.

00:05:42.000 Every time I see a clip with Joe Biden, you guys let me know what you think.

00:05:45.000 Every time I see a clip now, I have to go, wait, is that Joe Biden from four years ago or today?

00:05:48.000 Because he's improved zero.

00:05:50.000 And he's addressing the same controversies.

00:05:52.000 He's had senioritis for like 20 years.

00:05:58.000 We're in a weird time with Joe Biden in that Joe Biden has been phoning it in.

00:06:01.000 He's the kind of guy who probably his last year's VP, they found him at the tavern.

00:06:05.000 He's like, oh, come on.

00:06:07.000 If I don't get to enjoy the last year, what's it all for?

00:06:11.000 And now he's just, this is his time.

00:06:13.000 And I think you made a good point there.

00:06:15.000 I think it was Reggie or Audio Wade.

00:06:17.000 You know, it's not a good look that he didn't run when he was VP, right there in 2016.

00:06:20.000 And now he's running.

00:06:22.000 So you know Hillary's people gave him a talking to.

00:06:26.000 You know, they probably took off all the J's and B's from his keyboard.

00:06:30.000 You know, just veiled threats.

00:06:34.000 And it's just weird to me.

00:06:36.000 He's been in COAST for a long time, but he's running for president, so he's the kind of guy who isn't quick enough on his feet.

00:06:41.000 He's clearly not equipped to deal with these arguments.

00:06:43.000 He hasn't done his research because he just thinks the media is going to carry the water for him.

00:06:47.000 And they kind of are.

00:06:48.000 So that's what I expect to see tonight.

00:06:50.000 Half-Asian Bill Richman, thank you for joining us.

00:06:53.000 Glad to be here.

00:06:54.000 What do you expect to see tonight?

00:06:56.000 I expect a mic to be on.

00:06:58.000 Is the mic not on?

00:07:01.000 I can't hear myself, which means it's not real.

00:07:08.000 Do you expect Biden and Bernie to go after each other?

00:07:11.000 Do you expect them to fight dirty?

00:07:13.000 Do you expect them to keep it polite and mainly go after Trump for coronavirus?

00:07:17.000 I think they're going to try to at first, and I think it will only take... I think of the one who will break first, it's irascible Biden, who literally cannot help himself but snap at people.

00:07:28.000 Which one's going to make a goof first? 0.99

00:07:31.000 I think over under is 15 minutes.

00:07:35.000 Over and under 15 minutes before the dam breaks, someone makes a hot remark, Biden talks about something we have no idea what he's talking about, that's what happens.

00:07:43.000 Well, but we know what he's thinking about, and that's 12-year-old girls.

00:07:46.000 Well, I mean, 12, 13, 14.

00:07:47.000 True.

00:07:48.000 He actually, did you ever hear Biden's single?

00:07:51.000 When I'm worried I can't sleep, I count adolescents instead of sheets.

00:07:56.000 Oh, wow.

00:07:58.000 And then he falls asleep.

00:08:01.000 Counting prepubescence.

00:08:02.000 That's what he does.

00:08:03.000 Wow.

00:08:03.000 It's bizarre.

00:08:04.000 It's almost bizarre that he would record that.

00:08:05.000 Yeah.

00:08:06.000 And that Columbia would put it in their house.

00:08:08.000 Yeah.

00:08:09.000 I mean, I found it on Spotify the other day.

00:08:12.000 It's disturbing, really.

00:08:12.000 I mean, it's, you know, just... I mean, it's weird.

00:08:14.000 Like, Nicki Minaj was making an appearance.

00:08:16.000 Yeah.

00:08:17.000 Hey, look, it's the host of the show.

00:08:18.000 It's the guy whose brother has prisoners making hand sanitizer.

00:08:22.000 Isn't that Governor Cuomo?

00:08:23.000 Oh, no, I didn't know that.

00:08:25.000 By the way, the Young Turks were upset about, you know, for-profit prisons.

00:08:28.000 They had no problem, like, yeah, make the prisoners make hand sanitizer.

00:08:31.000 I have no problem at all with that.

00:08:32.000 Yeah, sure.

00:08:33.000 Like, they could be cleaning up the sides of the roads with pokey sticks, or they could be tossing some Everclear into aloe vera and we're none the wiser.

00:08:38.000 Yeah.

00:08:39.000 Making us safe every day.

00:08:40.000 They're gonna be doing something.

00:08:41.000 They might as well make hand sanitizer.

00:08:43.000 So, did you find the, by the way, did you find the guys, and you can just punch in when you find, did you find the twin babysitters from the 90s film?

00:08:48.000 You know what, I think I have them here.

00:08:49.000 Let me see them.

00:08:50.000 Can I see them?

00:08:52.000 Oh, there you go!

00:08:53.000 Those guys!

00:08:53.000 That's what you look like!

00:08:54.000 Is that a title or anything?

00:08:56.000 I was a fan of that.

00:08:57.000 He looks like them if they had a baby without Cooper.

00:09:01.000 And by the way, I almost wore the boots today, but they're not a sponsor yet, so I didn't wear them.

00:09:05.000 Oh, that's alright.

00:09:06.000 So you'll know.

00:09:06.000 A coming sponsor.

00:09:07.000 Someday.

00:09:08.000 If you're good at something, and let's be honest, I'm really good at wearing things.

00:09:12.000 True.

00:09:12.000 If anybody said anything.

00:09:13.000 If anyone said anything about me, I'm one of the best wearers.

00:09:16.000 And that's really just because I'm compared to, like, the Bill O'Reilly's of the world.

00:09:20.000 Where, you know, then they go, oh, it looks good on Steven, though.

00:09:24.000 But you put me next to Billy Zane, you know, I haven't got a shot.

00:09:27.000 So, if you're good at something, never do it for free.

00:09:29.000 But we're excited, actually, for the new sponsor coming on, and I took them off because I was like, uh, not yet!

00:09:33.000 Not yet.

00:09:34.000 Thank you to Walther, Black Rifle Coffee.

00:09:36.000 The future now.

00:09:37.000 By the way, delegates, Biden has 860, Sanders has 706.

00:09:41.000 And Louisiana and Georgia, they've postponed the primaries due to the Zika.

00:09:46.000 Just kidding, I was checking to see if you're paying attention.

00:09:48.000 And the drinking game, by the way, don't start drinking yet, because... Do we have the drinking game?

00:09:52.000 Can you bring it up?

00:09:53.000 The drinking game rules tonight.

00:09:55.000 If I wasn't supposed to start drinking, you should have told me two hours ago.

00:09:58.000 Oh, jeez.

00:09:58.000 Oh, no.

00:09:59.000 Well, you can drink for an Asian, which makes me think you're immune to corona, because you have a different genetic profile. 1.00

00:10:03.000 I do.

00:10:03.000 His drink is a triple wild turkey or triple Jameson on the rocks, and he doesn't even feel it.

00:10:08.000 Let's bring up the drinking game.

00:10:09.000 It's very simple.

00:10:10.000 Drink whenever someone stutters, and that includes, by the way, repeating themselves or audio waves.

00:10:15.000 We're gonna die.

00:10:17.000 You said what?

00:10:17.000 What was the other thing?

00:10:18.000 Yeah, if Biden doesn't finish his sentence.

00:10:20.000 I think that's my addition to this.

00:10:22.000 If Biden doesn't finish his sentence, if they stutter, if they repeat themselves, drink.

00:10:25.000 We didn't want to do all the buzzwords.

00:10:27.000 We thought, let's keep this simple.

00:10:28.000 Let us know what you're drinking tonight.

00:10:31.000 Tweet me, at escrowder.

00:10:32.000 And it'll be fun!

00:10:34.000 Yeah.

00:10:34.000 Not really.

00:10:35.000 I don't want to do this.

00:10:36.000 Oh look, they're coming out.

00:10:37.000 Are they starting this?

00:10:38.000 Aren't we three minutes early?

00:10:39.000 Is that clock right?

00:10:40.000 It says 8.57.

00:10:41.000 Hey, they're five minutes early.

00:10:42.000 No, look on the clock on the TV.

00:10:43.000 Where?

00:10:44.000 I don't see a clock.

00:10:44.000 I can't see it.

00:10:45.000 The camera's blocking it.

00:10:46.000 Hold on a second.

00:10:46.000 7.55 p.m.

00:10:46.000 Eastern Time.

00:10:47.000 Look at them.

00:10:48.000 2.55pm Eastern Time.

00:10:51.000 Look he's walking out like Dr. Frankenstein.

00:10:54.000 Oh look at them, 6 feet apart per government mandate.

00:10:58.000 Have you seen, have you seen, when you see, it says like the debate, the pictures, the

00:11:01.000 Blue shirt?

00:11:01.000 of Biden versus Bernie, it looks like a UFC Legends edition.

00:11:05.000 But just like if they brought back, like if they brought back Joe Frazier and Muhammad 0.95

00:11:10.000 Ali to fight today, if they dug up the corpses of Frazier and Ali and put them in whiteface, 0.88

00:11:16.000 it would, as a matter of fact, I still would favor them, not in a fight,

00:11:20.000 in a democratic debate, I would favor these two guys.

00:11:23.000 I can already tell you Bernie's gonna lose. Blue shirt, terrible.

00:11:28.000 Great. Bernie!

00:11:30.000 Don't touch your hair with a balloon!

00:11:33.000 It's not necessary!

00:11:36.000 It's like you just walked across the carpet with those wool slippers that your aunts used to crochet.

00:11:42.000 What is with the static?

00:11:45.000 Doesn't he have a wife who can just lick her hand and put it down like Thumper's mom? 1.00

00:11:49.000 That's his look. 0.98

00:11:50.000 He's going for the cure.

00:11:51.000 So here's what I think.

00:11:52.000 If they're going to play it dirty, Biden would probably want to hit that Bernie is a Russian plant, because they've been talking about this quite a bit, that he's been backed by Russia.

00:11:59.000 Which should tell you, by the way, that Russia wasn't backing Donald Trump.

00:12:01.000 They just want to disrupt the election.

00:12:03.000 Keep in mind, back then, when you're looking at 2015 going into 2016, they just thought... The New York Times gave Hillary Clinton a 99% chance of winning.

00:12:10.000 So they said, let's just bet on the losers so that we can keep them in the race a little bit longer and cause some disruption. 0.99

00:12:15.000 They're doing the same thing with Bernie right now.

00:12:17.000 It seems like there's going to be a coronation with Biden, and so the Russians, I mean, they've run, I don't know, you know, a couple dozen dollars in Facebook ads next to 31 Flavors.

00:12:25.000 I don't know how consequential it is compared to the fact that Google can manipulate everything you see, hear, or do.

00:12:31.000 Russian plant, the Bernie bros, you know, obviously Elizabeth Warren brought this out.

00:12:34.000 I think this has hurted Bernie quite a bit.

00:12:36.000 If you look at Michigan, the reason I think Biden won Michigan whereas Bernie won Michigan big compared to Hillary Clinton is because Elizabeth Warren came out and I think they thought that all of her people were going to go to Bernie. 0.99

00:12:45.000 And then she said, but his followers are dicks! 0.98

00:12:48.000 And so then that hurt Bernie. 1.00

00:12:50.000 I think a lot of them went to Biden.

00:12:51.000 I said this before Elizabeth Warren dropped out.

00:12:54.000 I remember, if you go back, and I'm not doing this so I can be the Alex Jones, like, I was right in the prediction!

00:12:58.000 I'm wrong half of the time, but I said, when Elizabeth Warren drops out, everyone's expecting all of her followers to go to Bernie.

00:13:03.000 I think it'll be probably a split.

00:13:04.000 50-50, maybe 60-40 Bernie.

00:13:06.000 And then I think the fact that she said Bernie's guys were toxic, the white knights decided to go to Biden more.

00:13:12.000 Of course, there's the socialism.

00:13:14.000 Biden's more of an old school, old blue dog Democrat, and I think Bernie's going to hit I think he's going to hit Biden as establishment because that worked for Donald Trump.

00:13:22.000 But if Bernie wants to win, he needs to hit Hunter Biden, Burisma, the U.K., sorry, U.K., the Ukraine scandal.

00:13:29.000 I said U.K.

00:13:29.000 instead of Ukraine.

00:13:30.000 There's a U in it.

00:13:30.000 There's a U. Zika's another virus.

00:13:33.000 For me though, I think that the Blue Dog Democrats are really torn right now because remember back when Obama took office, he gave a big F you to the Blue Dog Democrats. 0.50

00:13:43.000 Told them, I don't care what you're doing, we're going to do whatever we want to do, this is not the policy we're going to follow.

00:13:47.000 Right.

00:13:47.000 And that's exactly the line that Biden did then, and now he's trying to get them back into the fold, but I think they're too smart for that.

00:13:54.000 I think they look at this field and they go, there's no candidate here for us, and those folks may stay home.

00:13:58.000 I think you're right.

00:13:59.000 I think something else that's really interesting to me, it'll be interesting how they handle we need a nationalized healthcare system.

00:14:03.000 Because they've been moving with that right now, you know, lately, really saying, we need a nationalized healthcare system.

00:14:07.000 We'll hit some stats here tonight.

00:14:09.000 This, to me, is proof positive that we have the only healthcare system in the world that has any semblance of hope at helping here with coronavirus.

00:14:16.000 I don't understand, like, hey, Italy, how about you figure it out?

00:14:20.000 UK.

00:14:20.000 South Korea?

00:14:21.000 You saved the rest of the world.

00:14:22.000 It was like, I'm going to stay inside.

00:14:24.000 Right.

00:14:25.000 The fact that they're blaming President Donald Trump.

00:14:27.000 In Italy, who here can blame the Italian Prime Minister?

00:14:30.000 Who here can name the Italian Prime Minister after the guy stopped dating that model? 0.88

00:14:34.000 It's definitely still Mussolini, right?

00:14:36.000 That was the first name that came to mind.

00:14:39.000 Your homeland, was it Pol Pot? 0.95

00:14:40.000 I'm pretty sure it's just... I have no idea.

00:14:42.000 It's like in China, it's still always Mao.

00:14:47.000 You know, so it's interesting to me, we are the only ones who can fix this.

00:14:52.000 And by the way, I don't think we're going to fix this, I just think we're going to have to run the clock out a little bit.

00:14:56.000 I don't think there could be any more proof positive that, hey, we're the only system, expect them to bring us up, we're the only industrialized world without a socialized healthcare system.

00:15:05.000 Right!

00:15:06.000 We're also the only industrialized world that we create the vast majority of drugs and more people travel here, bar none, for medication and for experimental treatments and non-experimental treatments.

00:15:15.000 If people are dying, if they need medicine, if they need health care, they come to the United States. 1.00

00:15:18.000 That's what we're seeing right now with Corona.

00:15:20.000 Okay, let's go now live.

00:15:22.000 There are people in chairs.

00:15:27.000 Give me a little more juice there, Audio Wade.

00:15:33.000 I can hear you.

00:15:34.000 I'm excited.

00:15:37.000 Oh, what happened to the six feet?

00:15:38.000 Six feet?

00:15:40.000 Oh yeah, six feet apart.

00:15:41.000 What, you mean they were supposed to be six feet apart?

00:15:44.000 Well, they put the candidate six feet apart.

00:15:45.000 Right, but they were six feet apart.

00:15:47.000 But they didn't put the host six feet apart.

00:15:49.000 Oh, that's true.

00:15:49.000 But her mock neck is six inches apart.

00:15:55.000 Six inches between her mouth and her eyes. 0.98

00:15:58.000 She does have eyes that are abnormally close together. 0.88

00:16:01.000 Kind of piercing.

00:16:04.000 I would imagine she doesn't have good left hook evasion. 0.70

00:16:09.000 You know, she can't see it.

00:16:10.000 She can't see it.

00:16:11.000 Bernie woulda knocked you in tomorrow, kid!

00:16:15.000 That's a Mickey reference.

00:16:16.000 I liked it.

00:16:18.000 I liked it.

00:16:19.000 Wait, who's speaking in Spanish?

00:16:23.000 So the Univision, there was originally a guy who was supposed to be on, but then he was exposed to Corona, so I don't know.

00:16:29.000 Really?

00:16:29.000 Yeah.

00:16:30.000 I mean, not funny. 0.53

00:16:31.000 I mean, I hope he doesn't die.

00:16:32.000 You know, I hope it's just a case of the sniffles, like most people.

00:16:34.000 Is that what they're calling a brawl now?

00:16:36.000 answer questions and 45 seconds for responses and rebuttals.

00:16:41.000 As much as we can, we hope this will be a conversation between the two of you.

00:16:45.000 So let's begin with the most important issue right now, the coronavirus and what you would

00:16:49.000 do as president in the face of it.

00:16:51.000 Okay, coronavirus, here we go.

00:16:52.000 Vice President Biden, let me start with you.

00:16:54.000 We're in a reality right now that might have seemed unimaginable.

00:16:58.000 A week ago, schools have been canceled for more than 25 million students.

00:17:01.000 Grocery store shelves have been cleared out.

00:17:04.000 March Madness, NBA games, Disney parks, Broadway, small businesses all shut down.

00:17:08.000 And just today, the CDC issued a new recommendation that for the next eight weeks-

00:17:12.000 Look how they shoved Broadway in there. 1.00

00:17:14.000 This is bigger than any one of us.

00:17:15.000 One affects the entire country.

00:17:17.000 One affects Midtown and tourists.

00:17:19.000 You can't see Wicked.

00:17:21.000 Oh my goodness, this new reality.

00:17:23.000 No Lion King.

00:17:25.000 Oh he called!

00:17:27.000 There it is!

00:17:29.000 Oh man.

00:17:31.000 Oh man.

00:17:33.000 This is calls for a national rallying to everybody move together.

00:17:37.000 And you know I laid out in detail what I would do if were I president today.

00:17:41.000 president today.

00:17:42.000 You go to JoeBiden.com and I, dot com, I laid it out.

00:17:46.000 Stutter!

00:17:46.000 Drink!

00:17:47.000 This is gonna be...

00:17:50.000 It's gonna be a long night, guys.

00:17:53.000 This is the worst liquid porn graphic sound or whatever sound clip I've ever heard.

00:17:58.000 I would have the World Health Organization, I'd take advantage of the test kits they have

00:18:03.000 available to us, even though the president says a million more are coming.

00:18:06.000 Let's just get all the tests we can.

00:18:08.000 By the way, CDC had test kits.

00:18:10.000 We can bring this up there, Reg.

00:18:11.000 CDC had testing kits, but because of the way it works in the United States, they had to sort of tag it, almost think of it in a way to describe it, kind of like earmarks.

00:18:18.000 They had to include SARS studies or immunities in there.

00:18:21.000 So we did have tests available, but they weren't released.

00:18:24.000 This is another example of bureaucratic government making it more difficult.

00:18:29.000 Right, and now they're allowing privatized hospitals, other hospitals and private entities to help them get more testing kits out.

00:18:35.000 They could have been out ahead of this, by the way, significantly more than they are.

00:18:39.000 Also, nobody remembers, Donald Trump banned travel from China, I think, was it January 22nd?

00:18:44.000 It was in January.

00:18:45.000 That's right, yeah, way early.

00:18:46.000 He said it was racist.

00:18:48.000 Okay.

00:18:48.000 They're gonna hold me as tightly as I do my 12-year-old knee.

00:18:51.000 Look at that hair! 0.97

00:18:52.000 And the suit!

00:18:54.000 I will continue.

00:18:56.000 Why am I stopping?

00:18:57.000 They're going to hold me as tightly as I do my 12 year old niece.

00:19:01.000 Look at that hair! 0.97

00:19:03.000 In the suit, he looks like an angry...

00:19:05.000 He looks like the angry version of the Tootsie Pop Owl.

00:19:08.000 How many licks? 0.99

00:19:11.000 No one can answer that question.

00:19:12.000 There are too many variables that depend on ambient temperature and how if the person is part of a marginalized class.

00:19:20.000 president is to shut this president up right now.

00:19:23.000 You go see his underline...

00:19:24.000 He just pointed a bike at you.

00:19:25.000 ...the scientists who are trying to help the American people.

00:19:28.000 It is unacceptable for him to be blabbering with unfactual...

00:19:32.000 I like that.

00:19:32.000 That's actually out of character for Bernie to be that inarticulate.

00:19:37.000 out of character for Bernie to be that inarticulate.

00:19:39.000 ...national emergency.

00:19:40.000 What we have got to do is move aggressively to make sure that every person in this country...

00:19:46.000 Despite having never held a real job.

00:19:47.000 ...understands that when they get sick with the coronavirus, that they will, that all

00:19:55.000 payments will be made.

00:19:56.000 That they don't have to worry about coming up with money.

00:19:59.000 So like Italy.

00:20:00.000 They don't have to worry about coming up with money for treatment.

00:20:04.000 Right?

00:20:04.000 Like Italy.

00:20:04.000 Right.

00:20:05.000 Like Italy or the UK or as you'll talk about any other industrialized country, right?

00:20:09.000 Look at their death rates.

00:20:10.000 Look at the wait times in Italy.

00:20:11.000 I think, what was it, 10-12 months for a neurologist?

00:20:15.000 It was... I don't know how many years in Canada for a general practitioner when I was raised there.

00:20:19.000 Italy is a great example of what a socialized healthcare system looks like with the coronavirus.

00:20:24.000 Remember when you said we were crazy?

00:20:25.000 Talking about death panels?

00:20:27.000 Reg, you can bring it up, lest people doubt me, that right now they're basically saying, hey, if you're over 65, you're being put to the back of the queue because... I mean... They gotta protect... Maybe your number's up!

00:20:37.000 Maybe your num... Maybe your spicy number's up!

00:20:40.000 Their doctors are very unprofessional.

00:20:46.000 So we need unprecedented action right now to deal with the unprecedented crisis.

00:20:51.000 And bottom line from an economic point of view, what we have got to say to the American people, if you lose your job, you will be made whole.

00:20:59.000 You're not going to lose income.

00:21:01.000 If Trump can put, or the Fed can put a trillion and a half into the banking system, we can protect the wages of every worker in America.

00:21:09.000 By the way, why do you think putting money into the banking system, as he's saying, or putting money as Donald Trump is into the economy, what do you think that's for?

00:21:16.000 It's almost like it's for America. 0.52

00:21:20.000 It's almost like it's for the workers to ensure that business can continue as normal as opposed to Bernie's view of the shovel-ready jobs.

00:21:28.000 Bernie's view is government pays people.

00:21:31.000 Donald Trump's view is let's try and equip employers, let's try and equip the financial sector so that business can continue.

00:21:37.000 Bernie thinks well let's just take the money and give it to people.

00:21:40.000 Notice right now he just said free health care for everybody and he said anybody who takes off work will get money.

00:21:46.000 He didn't specify, by the way, and he never does, the clause, the pre-existing commitments, conditions there.

00:21:52.000 Okay, how do they prove if they have to get off work that it was, in fact, coronavirus?

00:21:56.000 Okay, what do we do in order for people to receive free health care if they have private insurance and we know that this is something that was out of the ordinary due to coronavirus?

00:22:02.000 It's just free for everyone, just like student loan forgiveness.

00:22:05.000 Yeah, same thing.

00:22:05.000 As well as what happened in Africa.

00:22:07.000 Was it Stemfield that then something happened that went under or was it someone who decided

00:22:10.000 to go into a gender studies program and get a master's degree? 1.00

00:22:14.000 This is a problem with collectivism.

00:22:15.000 It doesn't look at the individual.

00:22:17.000 Not everyone should be treated the same in this kind of a crisis.

00:22:20.000 As well as what happened in Africa.

00:22:22.000 We provided these hospitals dealing with these great pandemics and we were able to do it

00:22:29.000 quickly.

00:22:30.000 And Reg, you can just punch in your overlays by the way whenever I know this is.

00:22:32.000 You can just hit it.

00:22:33.000 It doesn't matter if people don't see my wonderful punim.

00:22:35.000 It's giving us a little glitchy, isn't it?

00:22:39.000 We'll fix it at the next commercial break.

00:22:40.000 What was that number that you brought up there, Reg?

00:22:43.000 No, this is just Italy closing all the shops and then advising people not to treat the elderly, and that's what people are acting like.

00:22:51.000 If you had nationalized healthcare, then we'd be fine, but Italy has it, and their death rates are off the charts.

00:22:57.000 Well, they want to act like nationalized healthcare is compassionate, just as long as you're willing to say goodbye to Nana.

00:23:02.000 Yeah.

00:23:02.000 But I am.

00:23:02.000 We don't all have tiger hands.

00:23:03.000 Are we not already, Bernie?

00:23:04.000 I am.

00:23:05.000 And the US does not suffer the same fate.

00:23:07.000 We don't all have Tiger Daily.

00:23:09.000 Where doctors have to decide right now who gets life-saving treatment and who does not.

00:23:13.000 Jake, let's be honest and understand that this coronavirus pandemic is contagious.

00:23:21.000 What were you doing five minutes ago?

00:23:22.000 I was lying.

00:23:23.000 I was lying.

00:23:24.000 I was absolutely lying.

00:23:25.000 There's no such thing as a fill-in throw thrust device in your left tailpipe.

00:23:30.000 It's not a real thing, and I was charging you $2,000 because I wanted a second honeymoon.

00:23:34.000 But let me be honest with you now.

00:23:35.000 who are uninsured or uninsured and there are people who are watching this program tonight

00:23:39.000 who are saying I'm not feeling well.

00:23:41.000 Should I go to the doctor but I can't afford to go to the doctor?

00:23:43.000 What happens if I am sick?

00:23:45.000 It's going to cost thousands of dollars for treatment.

00:23:48.000 Okay, this is pivotal, alright people?

00:23:50.000 He's talking about some people who can't afford to go to the doctor.

00:23:53.000 Which, by the way, thank God that we have a private sector here because you can pay $50, $75 to go see a doctor, for example, in Texas.

00:24:01.000 In states like this, you can pay $50 to go see a doctor.

00:24:03.000 And by the way, a general practitioner at this point will be just as equipped to help you in this state as you would with some kind of a specialist, because we don't necessarily have a cure.

00:24:11.000 We don't necessarily have a vaccine, right?

00:24:12.000 So you can pay cash to go see a doctor.

00:24:14.000 So the choice is, do you want some people having trouble paying the $50, $60, $75 to go see a doctor cash, or do you want people to not be able to see a doctor at all?

00:24:26.000 That's what's happening in socialized healthcare countries.

00:24:28.000 That's what happens in Canada without a crisis.

00:24:31.000 You can go watch my Canadian socialized healthcare video on YouTube.

00:24:35.000 They told me three years to get a family doctor or go to med school and look at the kids who are graduating.

00:24:40.000 Look at that roster.

00:24:40.000 You might be able to get one in a year and a half.

00:24:42.000 Look at the wait time for a doctor in Italy.

00:24:44.000 So, is it worse?

00:24:46.000 Is it more immoral for people to pay cash to doctors?

00:24:50.000 Or is it more immoral for people in a crisis to not be able to see a doctor at all?

00:24:55.000 There are finite resources.

00:24:56.000 And by the way, in these countries, they have fewer doctors.

00:24:58.000 More doctors leave because they don't make enough money.

00:25:02.000 They come to the U.S. 1.00

00:25:03.000 Yes, more than any other country comes to the U.S.

00:25:05.000 Of all the experts in America dealing with this crisis, I would sit them down and I would do exactly what we did then.

00:25:13.000 What is it that we need?

00:25:15.000 Listen to the experts.

00:25:16.000 What do we need?

00:25:16.000 I'm trying to avoid drinking because I know I'm going to have a lot.

00:25:19.000 You have a single-payer system in Italy.

00:25:21.000 It doesn't work there.

00:25:23.000 It has nothing to do with- Good advice!

00:25:24.000 Good for you!

00:25:25.000 He made a point!

00:25:25.000 It doesn't solve the problem at all.

00:25:27.000 We can take care of that right now by making sure that no one has to pay for treatment, period, because of the crisis.

00:25:35.000 No one has to pay for whatever drugs are needed, period, because of the crisis.

00:25:38.000 No one has to pay for hospitalization because of the crisis, period.

00:25:42.000 That is a national emergency and that's how it's handled.

00:25:45.000 It is not working in Italy right now and they have a single-payer system.

00:25:49.000 He just repeated himself, drink.

00:25:51.000 The fact is that we're in a position where I would bring together the leading experts

00:25:56.000 in the world.

00:25:57.000 Instead of doing this in the United States, instead of doing this piecemeal, sit down

00:26:01.000 and do what we did before with the Ebola crisis.

00:26:04.000 He's said this again.

00:26:05.000 What is needed?

00:26:06.000 And have one voice.

00:26:07.000 I'm drinking.

00:26:08.000 One voice.

00:26:09.000 Every day we met in that crisis.

00:26:11.000 He just said one voice twice and Billy Gelman is somewhere like, am I needed?

00:26:18.000 You're not needed since it came out of the closet, which, by the way, wasn't a surprise to anyone.

00:26:23.000 It's my time!

00:26:23.000 It's my time.

00:26:25.000 The four remaining Billy Gilman fans really appreciate that.

00:26:29.000 By the way, Crowder Debate Stream is a promo code to get $20 off Mug Club.

00:26:32.000 That's the only way we're even able to do this.

00:26:34.000 And we might be taken off, so if we're taken off, go to the Blaze TV.

00:26:39.000 Link is in the description.

00:26:40.000 Well, first of all, the dysfunctionality of the current healthcare system is obviously apparent.

00:26:48.000 As I said earlier... Talk about redundant.

00:26:50.000 Couldn't you have just said the dysfunction?

00:26:52.000 You didn't need to say dysfunctionality.

00:26:54.000 The dysfunction is apparent.

00:26:55.000 He said, what, obviously?

00:26:56.000 He said what obviously...

00:26:57.000 It's dysfunction, it doesn't work.

00:26:58.000 Clearly and obviously.

00:26:59.000 Clearly, obviously, apparently.

00:27:00.000 It exacerbates the crisis.

00:27:03.000 When we spend twice as much per capita on healthcare as any other nation, one might

00:27:07.000 expect that we would have enough doctors all over this country.

00:27:11.000 One might expect... No, no, no, no, no, no!

00:27:12.000 It's like we only care about this one thing that was unforeseeable.

00:27:16.000 And we don't spend any other dollars on any other life-saving treatments, the most amount of transfusions and research and new medicine and organ replacements and all of that.

00:27:28.000 None of those things.

00:27:28.000 How long did it take for him to get his stint?

00:27:30.000 I think he got it within several hours.

00:27:31.000 I think that to see a cardiologist, if I'm not mistaken, in Italy is 57 days.

00:27:36.000 I'm pretty sure Reg can bring that up.

00:27:37.000 I think he got it in four hours versus 57 days.

00:27:40.000 And he says, you'd think that if we're paying twice the amount that we would have enough doctors.

00:27:44.000 Okay, listen.

00:27:46.000 Here's the problem with this, and this sounds really good to the Young Turks Network, right, and the people like that who want to go out and talk about how we spend more on healthcare and we still don't have a perfect healthcare system.

00:27:55.000 Here's what matters.

00:27:56.000 Do we have more doctors than Canada?

00:28:00.000 Do we have more doctors than Italy?

00:28:03.000 Absolutely.

00:28:04.000 Do we pay more?

00:28:05.000 Sure.

00:28:06.000 We get exponentially better care by every objective metric available.

00:28:11.000 Death rates.

00:28:12.000 If you're looking at survival rates.

00:28:13.000 You're looking at how many people want to come here to get treatment.

00:28:17.000 You're looking at the kind of new medical innovation.

00:28:19.000 It's not even close.

00:28:20.000 There you go.

00:28:20.000 Reg brought that up.

00:28:21.000 Is it 40%?

00:28:22.000 Oh, what's this?

00:28:23.000 Drugs sorted by country of origin.

00:28:24.000 Look, it's not even close.

00:28:26.000 You add up the other four countries combined.

00:28:29.000 So he's holding the United States to the standard of, you think we have enough doctors to treat every single person in a crisis?

00:28:35.000 But it's still way better than Italy.

00:28:37.000 It's still way better than the countries that he would point to, especially if you point to any countries that have a comparable population, right?

00:28:42.000 It's not really fair to necessarily compare it to Sweden or Denmark, where you have the population of Rhode Island, and they all look the same, and they all have the same genetic profile.

00:28:50.000 Is that racist?

00:28:51.000 No!

00:28:52.000 What I'm saying is that having a similar genetic profile makes it easier to study how people react to the diseases.

00:28:58.000 Just like you see the difference between a Jewish person, an Asian person, a black person, a Mediterranean person, and a Scandinavian person will have different genetic proclivities and different susceptibilities to a disease.

00:29:09.000 I mean, one of the simplest way to consider it is if you have every... Asians don't wash their hands. 1.00

00:29:14.000 Well, we do.

00:29:15.000 We just spread the disease anyways. 0.73

00:29:16.000 You wash them in pig guts.

00:29:17.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:29:18.000 Wait, you guys don't do that?

00:29:21.000 No, but when you think about a small country like Sweden, and you think about the homogenous group of people that are there, just think about the sheer number of increased number of genetic disorders we have in America as a melting pot.

00:29:33.000 One of the things that is our strength, however, comes with the consequence of meaning You're going to have every single race, every single genetic makeup, every single subtype of person or genome, all here in America.

00:29:45.000 And we have to treat them all.

00:29:47.000 Sweden?

00:29:48.000 A lot less.

00:29:49.000 Right, that's a good point.

00:29:51.000 Except for the refugees. 1.00

00:29:51.000 Yeah, that's true. 1.00

00:29:52.000 healthcare when they should. Yeah, that's true. Because we don't have universal coverage.

00:29:56.000 I think that's a crisis. One out of five people in America cannot afford the prescription

00:30:00.000 drugs they need. They suffer. Some die. I consider that a crisis. Bottom line is we

00:30:05.000 need a simple system. More die in socialized healthcare countries. Again, not even close.

00:30:08.000 Far more people die from life-threatening ailments throughout the world.

00:30:12.000 Your single best shot at living is being in the United States, whether you're rich or poor.

00:30:16.000 Bernie knows that.

00:30:17.000 He's trying to hold us to a perfect standard and comparing it to a horrible one with nationalized healthcare to make an argument that the world's biggest country, well, not the biggest, one of the biggest countries as far as population, sorry, I know we No, but think about this.

00:30:32.000 What you just said is exactly right.

00:30:34.000 He compares the American healthcare system to a perfect standard where everyone can get everything they need all the time.

00:30:41.000 But his solution is not a perfect system.

00:30:44.000 His solution is a demonstrably worse system.

00:30:48.000 This is why Bernie is pushing people who are willing to scratch the surface to get below the soundbites and he's pushing them to all the other candidates.

00:30:56.000 It's just none of it makes any sense.

00:30:57.000 Yeah, plus he farts.

00:30:59.000 I think we all do, Steven.

00:31:00.000 Not to that degree.

00:31:01.000 Deep down.

00:31:01.000 Not at that rate.

00:31:02.000 Wait, is that nationalism?

00:31:02.000 That's what I was about to say!

00:31:03.000 Is that white nationalism, Joe? 1.00

00:31:04.000 He just said Italy sucks? 1.00

00:31:05.000 He just said your people? 0.99

00:31:05.000 a war and in a war you do whatever is needed to be done to take care of your people and 0.99

00:31:11.000 what you do is you...

00:31:12.000 Wait, is that nationalism?

00:31:13.000 That's what I was about to say.

00:31:14.000 Is that white nationalism, Joe? 1.00

00:31:15.000 He just said Italy sucks? 1.00

00:31:19.000 He just said your people? 0.99

00:31:21.000 Is his pendant, is it a Pepe frog?

00:31:25.000 It has nothing to do with Bernie's Medicare for All.

00:31:28.000 And by the way, the... Vice President Biden, thank you... That was three sputters!

00:31:34.000 Three drinks!

00:31:34.000 Three drinks.

00:31:36.000 One.

00:31:36.000 See, now another thing that you want to mention... Two.

00:31:39.000 Hold on, twin-sitter.

00:31:39.000 Hold on.

00:31:41.000 Three.

00:31:43.000 What was the name of that movie?

00:31:43.000 You should be dreaming.

00:31:45.000 It was very bad.

00:31:45.000 I remember it.

00:31:48.000 What?

00:31:48.000 No, the other thing to look at here is that when Bernie says 1 in 5 can't afford it, the study that that came from said 1 in 5, or roughly 20%, asked their doctor for a cheaper drug.

00:32:00.000 I ask my doctor for a cheaper drug, no matter what the drug is.

00:32:02.000 Do you call that a fault?

00:32:03.000 I usually just ask him, hey, what cheap drugs are available?

00:32:06.000 And he goes, well, for what?

00:32:07.000 I say, for anything.

00:32:08.000 Preferably fun.

00:32:10.000 So you get a group of coupon-clipping Karens in a room. 0.94

00:32:12.000 They all say, hey, is there a cheaper one, doc?

00:32:15.000 Oh my gosh, we've got a crisis now, because people are asking, like all good Americans should, for something cheaper.

00:32:22.000 And by the way, we were obviously at the forefront of generic drugs.

00:32:26.000 We didn't have that when we were in Canada.

00:32:27.000 You can ask Johnny Boy.

00:32:29.000 When I moved here to the United States, because we did have subsidized prescriptions.

00:32:33.000 And for name-brand drugs, it was less expensive.

00:32:34.000 You still had to pay for about 70% of the drugs that you wanted.

00:32:37.000 But when we moved, we did not have... When we moved to the United States, it was relatively new that there were $4 generics at Walmart.

00:32:43.000 Now all the pharmacies have them here.

00:32:45.000 We didn't have that in Canada.

00:32:47.000 And we were dumbfounded.

00:32:48.000 We were like, what?

00:32:49.000 You have $4 prescriptions?

00:32:50.000 We had never heard of it.

00:32:52.000 Alright, let me watch.

00:32:53.000 Now, they have the capacity to provide this surge help that hospitals need and that is needed across the nation.

00:33:02.000 I would make sure that they did exactly what they're prepared to do.

00:33:06.000 They've done it.

00:33:07.000 They did it in the Ebola crisis.

00:33:10.000 By the way, don't you love how he mentions Ebola and not swine flu?

00:33:12.000 Because there was no, when people talk about this department, the task force, what was the term there, Reg?

00:33:17.000 The task force of people who are specialized, pandemic task force, which is really just 12 guys in a room going like, oh, this is gonna get bad.

00:33:24.000 They didn't have it until after Ebola.

00:33:27.000 They didn't have it after swine flu.

00:33:29.000 Barack Obama didn't have it going into Ebola.

00:33:32.000 He had it after Ebola.

00:33:33.000 Barack Obama declared a national emergency with the swine flu after a thousand people were killed.

00:33:37.000 Donald Trump did it, I think, somewhere between 36 and 50.

00:33:42.000 And he banned travel really early on.

00:33:44.000 He took every precautionary measure that you can short of declaring a national emergency.

00:33:49.000 He declared a public state of emergency, I think.

00:33:51.000 Donald Trump can't do anything right.

00:33:52.000 Anything he does is wrong because his name is Donald Trump.

00:33:56.000 Pretty much.

00:33:57.000 Pretty much.

00:33:58.000 And he does do a lot of wrong stuff. 1.00

00:34:00.000 Not as much as these assholes. 0.99

00:34:03.000 Frankly, some of the wrongest. 1.00

00:34:05.000 That includes people who are in prison right now.

00:34:08.000 People who are in homeless shelters right now.

00:34:10.000 What about the half a million people who are homeless tonight?

00:34:13.000 Who's going to respond to them?

00:34:15.000 Now, in 2008, when we had the Wall Street bailout, they did very well for the people on top.

00:34:21.000 They bailed out.

00:34:22.000 I'm sorry, Bernie.

00:34:23.000 You're saying that the U.S.

00:34:24.000 forgot about the suffering of ordinary Americans. This time around, let us learn that lesson.

00:34:29.000 Hold on. I'm sorry, Bernie. You're saying that the US government does nothing?

00:34:33.000 Hold up. I want to hear Biden's.

00:34:36.000 What we should be doing now is we should be surging help to those places which are the most

00:34:41.000 vulnerable. We should have every single person that's in a nursing home. 1.00

00:34:45.000 So New York, Los Angeles, liberal strongholds.

00:34:47.000 Where they want to get you into massive cities and use public transit and actually make it

00:34:52.000 harder for you to Use your own vehicles.

00:34:55.000 As you see recently in the New York Times, I believe it was, an article saying that, hey, oil is too cheap.

00:34:59.000 People are driving their SUVs.

00:35:00.000 We need to create price-fixing effectively.

00:35:02.000 We need to inflate the prices of gas so that people will start getting on public transit.

00:35:06.000 So, New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, you know, the places where you have hobos pissing in the subway or crapping in the streets.

00:35:12.000 Social distancing.

00:35:13.000 Everybody get away from each other.

00:35:15.000 It's going to take a multi, multi-billion dollar program to do that.

00:35:19.000 But first things first.

00:35:21.000 The first thing is take care of the immediate needs.

00:35:23.000 Stutter.

00:35:23.000 First things first.

00:35:24.000 The first thing.

00:35:26.000 Drink.

00:35:26.000 For those who are just tuning in, the drinking game is drink every time they stutter or repeat themselves or just generally seem out of sorts.

00:35:36.000 I'm pretty confident Joe Biden is just repeating poorly written CNN articles over and over again.

00:35:42.000 He's describing the graphics, not really Well, poorly written CNN is more redundant.

00:35:46.000 He's just reading the lower ticker.

00:35:48.000 And then when it says like, Joe Biden, Democratic National Candidate, he's like, Joe Biden, huh?

00:35:54.000 Why'd I stop?

00:35:56.000 Well, one of the consequences is we have got to learn that you cannot lie to the American people.

00:36:03.000 Oh, okay, I want to hear this.

00:36:04.000 You cannot be less than frank about the nature of the crisis.

00:36:09.000 Who lied about the crisis?

00:36:11.000 What bothers me very much is you have a president of the United States today, Mr. Trump.

00:36:16.000 Who is praising China for the good work that they are doing, when in fact, as you indicated, they were lying to their own people and allowing that virus to move much more aggressively. 0.95

00:36:26.000 You guys said it was racist to put the travel ban on China.

00:36:31.000 Could you believe if he said China is terrible?

00:36:33.000 There's been no president who's been more strict on China than Donald Trump.

00:36:37.000 Yeah.

00:36:37.000 Let's be honest.

00:36:38.000 It's almost it's almost a catchphrase.

00:36:40.000 China, China, China, the Chinese. 0.94

00:36:43.000 Sorry.

00:36:43.000 But they're not honest.

00:36:45.000 Not all Chinese, but the Chinese government.

00:36:46.000 But a lot of Chinese.

00:36:47.000 The Chinese, right? 0.93

00:36:49.000 And now he's giving Donald Trump crap for not saying the Chinese are lying about everything? 0.93

00:36:54.000 They're moving the goalposts. 0.86

00:36:55.000 You guys were upset that he banned travel from China.

00:36:57.000 He did it immediately in January.

00:36:59.000 Every time.

00:37:00.000 Every time Trump pokes the bear with China and decides to go into a battle with them,

00:37:04.000 oh he's so about to set off World War III, we're gonna get into a trade war,

00:37:08.000 oh my gosh, I can't believe a large trade partnership, so angry, oh my god,

00:37:11.000 and then as soon as he does anything, okay, they're like, I can't, I can't, I can't,

00:37:16.000 Biden dementia here, he's got stars here, he's got Ebola, he's got Ebola, he's got Ebola,

00:37:21.000 what number one? That's what he sounded like.

00:37:23.000 That is what I sounded like!

00:37:24.000 That's what they sound like!

00:37:26.000 It's exactly the case!

00:37:28.000 I don't know if you guys remember, but Bernie Sanders was just in hot water.

00:37:30.000 He said that, you know, China had done more than any other country to address extreme poverty.

00:37:37.000 And so, I mean... This is why we have the beach right here.

00:37:40.000 A couple of debates ago.

00:37:42.000 Anyway.

00:37:43.000 Memory of a goldfish.

00:37:44.000 Yeah.

00:37:44.000 Is that in the midst of this crisis, we have got to act in an unprecedented way.

00:37:52.000 And that means every country on earth is going to be affected.

00:37:56.000 Every country on earth has got to work together.

00:37:58.000 It also means that we tell- You can't even work with your own president! 1.00

00:38:04.000 Every country has to work together after I took a big- STEAMING SHIT ON OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF! 1.00

00:38:12.000 BUT THE REST OF YOU PLAY KNIGHTS! 1.00

00:38:15.000 You know what's crazy is he can't even play well with his own party.

00:38:18.000 It's true.

00:38:18.000 Yeah.

00:38:19.000 Yeah, I know.

00:38:21.000 As seen by the chain gang he tried to send after Elizabeth Warren.

00:38:23.000 I did not expect that voice out of that lady.

00:38:25.000 I know, but I still didn't expect it.

00:38:28.000 I expected her to sound like Candace Owens.

00:38:30.000 Oh, it is uncanny.

00:38:30.000 I know, but I still didn't expect it. I expect her to sound like Candace Owens.

00:38:33.000 Just hours ago, the Federal Reserve cut interest rates to near 0%, which has not happened since

00:38:41.000 the financial crisis in 2008.

00:38:43.000 Biden looks like he's about to say... No, I'm sorry, what was that?

00:38:46.000 He's completely forgotten why he's there.

00:38:48.000 What we're going to do is make it clear to the world and make it clear to the United States that we are going to have to have a major, major, major bailout package that we do not reward corporations, we reward individuals who in fact are really put to the test here.

00:39:04.000 The problem is the policies of this administration economically... How come we don't bail out anyone?

00:39:09.000 Wait, what was the plan?

00:39:10.000 I feel like he just said nothing.

00:39:12.000 We're going to give people money.

00:39:14.000 We're not going to bail out corporations because they're made up of sharks.

00:39:21.000 Mannequins.

00:39:22.000 We're not going to bail out corporations that consist of primarily marsupials because that money should go to humans. 0.50

00:39:31.000 But enchidnas.

00:39:32.000 We're totally on board with enchidnas.

00:39:34.000 You know, you can't be spending money on chinchillas willy-nilly.

00:39:38.000 That should go to a person.

00:39:40.000 Only chihuahuas.

00:39:41.000 The chihuahuas.

00:39:43.000 Stratter! 1.00

00:39:43.000 Drink! 1.00

00:39:43.000 Oh, boy. 1.00

00:39:44.000 Oh, my back!

00:39:44.000 No, not again!

00:39:45.000 drink, etc. We have to go beyond that. We're gonna have to be in a situation

00:39:49.000 where we're meeting on a daily basis. Oh my back middle of financial crisis. No, not again.

00:39:54.000 How we are going to find the wherewithal and the money to be able to see to it we

00:40:00.000 hold all these folks harmless but not not do what Trump wants to do. For

00:40:05.000 example, he came along and said I got a great idea let's um well you can tell me.

00:40:10.000 Stutter.

00:40:11.000 Lost the train of thought.

00:40:12.000 Oh man.

00:40:13.000 Oh no.

00:40:14.000 I pooped!

00:40:16.000 It's like he gets to the end of the time every time, which is the same amount of time, and he goes, oh dang!

00:40:23.000 You know what I would do?

00:40:25.000 You know what I would do if I were in charge of that, just to make Biden look bad?

00:40:29.000 I would make it, I just realized, I just forgot the term.

00:40:32.000 I would make it a manual clock.

00:40:34.000 A non-analog.

00:40:35.000 Analog clock.

00:40:36.000 I'd make it an analog clock.

00:40:38.000 Probably would have confused me.

00:40:39.000 What is that, manual?

00:40:42.000 Analog!

00:40:42.000 You're smarter than me, Joe Biden.

00:40:44.000 I'd make it an analog clock, and it would guarantee that he loses every debate.

00:40:49.000 Fox News, if you're listening, when you handle a national debate, analog clock.

00:40:57.000 We got people who are struggling working two or three jobs to put food on the table. 0.91

00:41:02.000 BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII And about 4 point something percent. 0.97

00:41:16.000 I don't have sources in front of me. 0.99

00:41:17.000 You can see this is basically just some talking points that I expected them to hit.

00:41:20.000 I think it's 4.2 percent, 4.4 percent of Americans work two jobs.

00:41:23.000 Still, the national average work week is 34 hours.

00:41:26.000 When was the last time you saw a 34-hour work week?

00:41:29.000 I think I might have been 17 years old mowing lawns and even then you'd have to give me 36!

00:41:36.000 This is a lie.

00:41:37.000 This is a lie.

00:41:38.000 Americans are making more than ever before, they're working reasonable hours, and fewer Americans are working two jobs than under Barack Obama.

00:41:45.000 Certainly at the beginning of his presidency.

00:41:47.000 What's the source rate?

00:41:48.000 Is it 4.82?

00:41:48.000 4.52?

00:41:48.000 4.82.

00:41:48.000 4.82? 4.82. Sorry I was off by 0.4% which the CDC calls insignificant.

00:42:00.000 That has nothing to do with the legitimate concern about income equality in America.

00:42:06.000 That's real. That's real. But that does not affect the...

00:42:10.000 Repeated himself. Drink.

00:42:11.000 ...swiftly and very thoroughly and in concert with all the forces that...

00:42:17.000 that we need to bring to bear to deal with the crisis now.

00:42:21.000 So no one's thrown out of their home.

00:42:23.000 No one loses their mortgage.

00:42:24.000 No one is kicked out of their house.

00:42:26.000 This sounds a lot like what helped create that financial crash of 2008, by the way.

00:42:31.000 They want to act like it was predatory lending?

00:42:33.000 No, it was the government saying no one should go without a home.

00:42:36.000 Everyone gets a home.

00:42:37.000 And then afterward, remember, it was no one gets kicked out because the banks wanted to foreclose.

00:42:41.000 My parents had to put like 25% down at a crazy, crappy mortgage because people were being kept in their homes because the government was supposed to determine who are winners and losers.

00:42:51.000 This is unreal to me.

00:42:53.000 They're making the exact same mistakes.

00:42:55.000 If people don't know, and I know a lot of millennials who go, okay, boomer, Well, let's remove boomers. 0.99

00:42:59.000 Go Gen X. I'm millennial.

00:43:00.000 Slightly older millennial.

00:43:02.000 Go look up Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac.

00:43:04.000 Go see what happened with the housing crisis.

00:43:06.000 Sure, the banks took advantage, but the idea of predatory lending is a thing.

00:43:11.000 Ooh, ooh, you know what?

00:43:12.000 I have a great idea.

00:43:13.000 Someone said Bank of America, the CEO.

00:43:14.000 I got an idea.

00:43:15.000 We're going to go give money to people who have no chance of paying it back.

00:43:20.000 That's a business model?

00:43:21.000 No, unless you know they're guaranteed by the government.

00:43:24.000 And even more than that, the government was actually putting pressure, leveraging them to give loans to people who had no chance of paying it back.

00:43:30.000 So then they bundled it together, basically with lesser risky loans, and they started to... This is what created the market crash.

00:43:37.000 It was started with good intentions by the government.

00:43:39.000 That is the root of the housing crash.

00:43:42.000 And you know who avoided it?

00:43:43.000 Crazy enough, Canada. 0.98

00:43:45.000 Crazy, liberal, almost socialist Canada because of Stephen Harper. 0.97

00:43:48.000 That's why he is their Ronald Reagan. 0.96

00:43:50.000 They are socialists.

00:43:51.000 They are far to the left of the United States.

00:43:53.000 And they said, what?

00:43:55.000 Why would we give a loan to someone who can only put 8% down?

00:43:58.000 That's absurd.

00:43:59.000 We're not going to do that.

00:44:00.000 That'll cause some kind of a housing bubble. 1.00

00:44:01.000 They didn't do it.

00:44:02.000 We did it because leftists in the House and in the Senate said, you know what?

00:44:07.000 We really think that everyone should get a house.

00:44:08.000 Yeah, but some people can't afford that house. 0.99

00:44:10.000 We don't really care.

00:44:11.000 It's almost like you're not fiscally responsible.

00:44:13.000 You don't understand how economics work.

00:44:14.000 We're in the Democratic Party!

00:44:16.000 Did you hear that, by the way?

00:44:18.000 training, more equipment, more equipment to save the first responders as well.

00:44:22.000 In addition to that, we then have to also look at what are the immediate needs right

00:44:27.000 today? How about that person who's been laid off today? How about that person

00:44:31.000 who doesn't have an income today? They have to know that tomorrow. Did you hear

00:44:35.000 that? By the way? Not joking, because we talked about Biden's dementia and his

00:44:39.000 cognitive decline early on, and now it's kind of a meme.

00:44:41.000 But I'm not talking It's the weird slurring.

00:44:45.000 It's like if you watch some boxers or you watch some old football players who are what they call punch drunk.

00:44:51.000 You see that with Biden a little bit.

00:44:52.000 Listen to not just the stutters and the ones that are obvious, but the consistent sort of slurring of the words.

00:44:58.000 I mean, you take enough town hall participants out back.

00:45:02.000 You're quite right. 0.94

00:45:02.000 get punched drunk. 0.94

00:45:03.000 He keeps hitting his face when he's doing the push-ups because he doesn't have the

00:45:11.000 he passes out.

00:45:12.000 He just like, one, two, three.

00:45:17.000 You're quite right.

00:45:20.000 I voted against the bailout because I believe that the illegal behavior being done by the

00:45:29.000 people on Wall Street should not be rewarded by a ballot.

00:45:32.000 Totally agree.

00:45:33.000 That's how the Tea Party was started.

00:45:35.000 Came from a rant from Rick Santelli.

00:45:36.000 We were anti-bailout before you ran on it.

00:45:38.000 Than they did back then.

00:45:39.000 They're bigger now than they were then.

00:45:41.000 I thought at the time that in the midst of massive income and wealth inequality, the people on top, who were surtaxed on the wealth, could bail out.

00:45:51.000 In the midst, we get trillions of dollars in zero interest loans to large banks.

00:45:56.000 But the answer to your question is where we are right now.

00:46:00.000 We need to stabilize the economy.

00:46:04.000 in 2000. Blam! Blam! Blam! Click! Click! Click! Click! Ah!

00:46:07.000 Click! Click! Click! Ah! And then they find out that you didn't need to do it. You know what I think one of the

00:46:11.000 fundamental interesting parts is. I don't want Bernie to kill himself. The whole point is the guy does not kill

00:46:19.000 himself. He runs out of ammo. It's a movie. One of the fundamental questions here is if you give money to workers

00:46:26.000 versus you give money to industries or companies who are the employers so that they can continue to pay a wage,

00:46:27.000 What has the short and long term best effect for America and for rewarding people who are working?

00:46:32.000 It's allowing them to continue to work.

00:46:34.000 Most people would say, I want to work.

00:46:36.000 I don't want a handout.

00:46:37.000 And that's one of the interesting things I think that Bernie continues to miss is he listens to the Bernie bros who say, free, free, free, gimme, gimme, gimme. 0.99

00:46:46.000 And he forgets that the rest of America, the people who love America, whether you're a Democrat, whether you're a centrist, whether you're a conservative, Oh, don't play your bullshit fair and balanced here. 0.97

00:46:55.000 But... Every now and then Bill's like, alright, listen, we gotta pull it back. 0.98

00:47:04.000 But, that's a good point.

00:47:06.000 Both Biden, sorry, both Bernie and Donald Trump are kind of popular.

00:47:09.000 Wait, Stephen stuttered.

00:47:10.000 drink. Both Bernie and Trump are kind of populists.

00:47:18.000 But it's interesting to me because I didn't think Donald Trump could make this work.

00:47:20.000 He started off as a populist sort of appealing to the Rust Belt.

00:47:23.000 Their populist argument with Donald Trump is empowering.

00:47:27.000 It's, look how good things are.

00:47:29.000 You're going to get a job.

00:47:30.000 We're going to make things more affordable.

00:47:32.000 You're going to get pay increases.

00:47:34.000 Bernie's populist argument is, I'm going to give you stuff.

00:47:37.000 I'm not going to help the employers.

00:47:38.000 I'm going to give you money.

00:47:39.000 You can't earn it.

00:47:41.000 I will give it to you.

00:47:43.000 Remember Barack Obama?

00:47:44.000 You didn't build that.

00:47:46.000 So you have a guy on this stage who was the VP of, you didn't build that.

00:47:50.000 And then you have another guy saying, we hate corporations.

00:47:52.000 We're going to give money to the people who make up corporations. 0.86

00:47:55.000 And by the way, I'm not arguing in support of the bank bailouts at all.

00:47:58.000 But Emsling, if you're trying to keep an economy afloat, giving it solely to employees and not taking into account employers, and by the way, that's a lot easier to do.

00:48:06.000 You don't have to give them money.

00:48:07.000 You can provide them tax relief.

00:48:09.000 You can provide employers incentives.

00:48:11.000 I can tell you this, with the tax cuts that happened from Donald Trump, we employed three more people at this company.

00:48:15.000 True.

00:48:16.000 And it's a small company.

00:48:17.000 We only have 15 employees, right?

00:48:18.000 A bigger company?

00:48:19.000 Every single business has gone on a hiring spree across the board.

00:48:23.000 I don't mean every single one.

00:48:24.000 You'll find one business, but statistically, It has been an unbelievable, that's why we have unemployment at, was it 3.8 right now?

00:48:31.000 But we have labor force participation rate at an incredible high.

00:48:33.000 We have layoffs at an all-time low because businesses can be directly affected by tax policy.

00:48:39.000 So you have 65% of Americans, that includes workers and business owners.

00:48:44.000 And by the way, that's redundant.

00:48:45.000 Business owners are workers.

00:48:46.000 But business owners and workers have a lower tax burden, and so it's reinvested into the business.

00:48:51.000 They'll put it into R&D.

00:48:52.000 They'll put it into bringing on more employees.

00:48:54.000 That benefits everybody.

00:48:55.000 So people who say trickle-down is a myth, it's the same people who try to say the Star Wars missile defense system from Ronald Reagan was a myth, because that's what they coined it.

00:49:04.000 Conservatives don't use the term trickle-down economics the way that leftists have tried to frame it.

00:49:08.000 But the idea that, hey, the government can't really solve everything, but something that they can do is make sure that they get out of the way so that the people who drive this economy, businesses, can hire more people.

00:49:19.000 They can invest more in their companies.

00:49:20.000 That will be what's best for everyone long term.

00:49:23.000 That is the difference between conservatism and liberalism.

00:49:27.000 And so when people say, oh, I'm just down the middle, man.

00:49:29.000 I just take it issue by issue.

00:49:31.000 You do need to have a macro worldview.

00:49:34.000 through which you view all of these policies.

00:49:36.000 Give people stuff because you believe the government can solve every problem.

00:49:39.000 That's what Italy believes.

00:49:40.000 That's what Greece believes.

00:49:41.000 That's what the UK believes.

00:49:43.000 Or, you know what?

00:49:44.000 The government's not that great at solving every individual problem in people's lives.

00:49:47.000 Let's get out of the way and try and create an environment where they can make the most and best decisions for themselves.

00:49:53.000 And it's just crazy to me that they're both sort of populist arguments.

00:49:56.000 Donald Trump has a positive populist argument. 0.94

00:49:59.000 Despite his tweets, I get they can be mean, they can be crappy. 0.86

00:50:02.000 But Donald Trump, think of this for a second.

00:50:04.000 If the economy isn't doing well, if people don't believe that they can do better than they did two years ago, Donald Trump doesn't win re-election.

00:50:12.000 If people do believe that they're doing well, and if people are hopeful and optimistic, Bernie Sanders cannot win the election.

00:50:18.000 It's true.

00:50:19.000 Yeah.

00:50:20.000 We're undocumented people who try to do the right thing.

00:50:22.000 They're sick, they want to go to the doctor, they don't want to spread this disease, are now standing and thinking about whether ICE is going to deport them.

00:50:30.000 So one of the things that we have to do is to make sure that everybody feels comfortable.

00:50:34.000 Is it me?

00:50:35.000 Sorry, I know you guys have to drink, but is it me?

00:50:37.000 Don't we want to deport undocumented people coming into this country when we're talking about a crackdown on a virus? 0.66

00:50:43.000 Shouldn't we know who's here?

00:50:44.000 I even think Joe's having that exact same thought.

00:50:46.000 No, he's on board now.

00:50:47.000 Never mind.

00:50:51.000 Am I not compassionate if I say, well, of course you shouldn't be coming here illegally right now. 1.00

00:50:55.000 Of course we need to be even tighter at the borders.

00:50:59.000 It can't just be me, right?

00:51:01.000 Steven, that's racist. 0.98

00:51:03.000 They could be white people. 0.56

00:51:06.000 I love how there's only two of them and yet they're still speaking over each other.

00:51:10.000 We know that people over the age of 60 and those with underlying medical conditions are vulnerable to coronavirus and are being asked to change their behavior to protect themselves.

00:51:24.000 So Senator Sanders, I'll start with you.

00:51:26.000 You're 78 years old.

00:51:27.000 You had a heart attack.

00:51:28.000 What are you doing to protect yourself?

00:51:31.000 Well, a great deal.

00:51:32.000 I mean, last night we had Trojan minis.

00:51:35.000 A fireside chat, not a rally.

00:51:37.000 I love doing rallies and we bring many thousands of people out to our rallies.

00:51:41.000 I enjoy it very much.

00:51:42.000 We're not doing that right now.

00:51:44.000 In fact, our entire staff is working from home.

00:51:48.000 So on a personal level, what we're doing is I'm not shaking hands.

00:51:52.000 Joe and I did not shake hands.

00:51:55.000 And I am very careful about the people I am interacting with. 1.00

00:51:59.000 That's just because he grabbed the 12-year-old's ass. 0.99

00:52:02.000 His hands were occupied. 1.00

00:52:03.000 ...sanitizers to make sure that I do not get... He stuttered like 50 times here with the uhs.

00:52:09.000 We have to count that.

00:52:10.000 Drink.

00:52:12.000 You should have done beer, not whiskey.

00:52:14.000 You have to drink.

00:52:15.000 President Biden, you're 77.

00:52:18.000 What are you doing to protect yourself?

00:52:19.000 Well, fortunately... Fighting everybody.

00:52:23.000 Fortunately, I don't have any underlying conditions other than retardation. 1.00

00:52:29.000 I went to my doctor.

00:52:30.000 They said I don't have dementia. 0.98

00:52:31.000 I'm just retarded.

00:52:34.000 So take that for what it's worth. 0.85

00:52:36.000 ...30 years old or 60 years old or 80 years old.

00:52:39.000 And that is, I want to make sure that I do not, I do not shake hands any longer.

00:52:43.000 Stutter. I do not, I do not.

00:52:45.000 We did the same thing. Our staff is all working from home.

00:52:48.000 We are not doing rallies any longer. We're doing virtual rallies.

00:52:51.000 Come on! You weren't doing rallies anyway.

00:52:54.000 When they said, hey, Biden, this corona thing, we're not going to be able to do rallies anymore, I said, oh, thank God.

00:53:03.000 The Twitter videos were making the TikToks.

00:53:08.000 Thank God.

00:53:09.000 So no one's going to see me in the Hyatt Schenectady ballroom be empty anymore?

00:53:15.000 Thank the Lord.

00:53:17.000 So I'm taking all the precautions we're told for everybody else to take.

00:53:21.000 Let's turn to the race more broadly now.

00:53:23.000 Throughout this campaign, you've each laid out starkly different... I actually do appreciate that Biden does stop, even though I know it's just because he's run out of mental runway.

00:53:30.000 I do appreciate that he's doing it.

00:53:32.000 By the way, promo code is CrowderDebateStream.

00:53:35.000 $20 off.

00:53:37.000 Is there anything we've missed thus far, Reg the Beast?

00:53:39.000 No, no, no.

00:53:39.000 No, no, no, I think we're good.

00:53:41.000 Yeah.

00:53:43.000 What's a revolution going to do?

00:53:45.000 Disrupt everything in the meantime?

00:53:47.000 Look, Bernie talks about, excuse me, the Senator talks about his Medicare for All.

00:53:52.000 He still hasn't told you how he's going to ever get it passed.

00:53:55.000 He hasn't told you how, in fact, there's any possibility of that happening.

00:53:59.000 He hasn't told you how much it's going to cost.

00:54:01.000 He hasn't told you how it's going to apply.

00:54:02.000 It doesn't kick in for four years, even after it passes.

00:54:05.000 We want a revolution.

00:54:06.000 Let's act now.

00:54:07.000 Pass the Biden health care plan, which takes Obamacare, restores all the cuts made to it, subsidizes it further.

00:54:14.000 That's actually a good answer, though, for Biden right now.

00:54:15.000 That's actually a strong way to frame it.

00:54:18.000 Either he's drunk or there's something going on.

00:54:20.000 Stutter.

00:54:20.000 Drink.

00:54:20.000 in dealing with underlying diseases that are of great consequence.

00:54:24.000 Diabetes, Alzheimer's, and cancer.

00:54:26.000 Either he's drunk or there's something going on.

00:54:28.000 ...that's in a public option providing Medicare.

00:54:31.000 Stutter. Drink.

00:54:32.000 We can do that now. I can get that now.

00:54:34.000 For those just tuning in, the game is if they stutter, repeat themselves, or generally portray any sort of signs

00:54:41.000 of cognitive decline.

00:54:42.000 Imbibe.

00:54:43.000 There's going to come a time where legally I require that we no longer do this.

00:54:48.000 It's probably true.

00:54:49.000 I think the time has passed, but we don't care.

00:54:51.000 But I am drinking too.

00:54:53.000 You said that already.

00:54:54.000 Bernie still hasn't cost.

00:54:55.000 That one doesn't even make any sense.

00:54:56.000 for it. You said that already. Bernie still hasn't cost, that one doesn't even make any

00:54:59.000 sense. Drink. Senator Sanders. Look, let's do something that is very rarely done in the

00:55:04.000 Congress.

00:55:05.000 Let's do something that the media doesn't do.

00:55:07.000 Let's talk about the reality of American life.

00:55:10.000 Why is it that over the last 45 years, despite the huge increase in productivity, and technology. The average worker today is not making a

00:55:18.000 nickel more in real dollars. 0.99

00:55:19.000 Bull crap. Bull crap. Reg, let's bring this up. It's not even close. We've seen the greatest 1.00

00:55:23.000 wage increase, by the way, under Donald Trump, okay, significantly. Now, that's even using

00:55:29.000 their standards. Okay, this is something we've done a whole video on this. Their standards is

00:55:32.000 average hourly income as opposed to, I believe, it's average individual earnings annually. That

00:55:38.000 is more accurate of an indicator.

00:55:40.000 Why?

00:55:40.000 Because average annual income is different from an hourly job.

00:55:43.000 For example, someone flipping a fillet of fish today isn't necessarily worth more to a company than someone flipping a fillet of fish tomorrow, right?

00:55:49.000 That job adjusted for inflation should pay about the same market rate.

00:55:53.000 But individuals tend to get their biggest raises right at that point of about middle age, in their 30s, maybe early 40s, late 20s, because that's when they move up.

00:56:01.000 Then it stabilizes because they find themselves in a job that's relatively stable.

00:56:05.000 This also applies to people, of course, who are going to college, right?

00:56:09.000 They may be working menial tasks, menial jobs, then they get a huge pay increase.

00:56:13.000 So that is the rate.

00:56:14.000 I think we have it from American Enterprise Institute, or Brookings, I'm not entirely sure.

00:56:17.000 That's the metric that matters, and it's consistently been over 5%.

00:56:20.000 So people do make more today, but even using their standards, their average hourly wages, it's gone up I believe 5% under Donald Trump as opposed to somewhere between 2.5% and 3% under Barack Obama.

00:56:33.000 And here's the thing, if I'm not entirely accurate with those numbers, Reg will bring them up, I know that I'm pretty damn close, I know it's closer than him saying Americans aren't making a nickel more.

00:56:44.000 Which, by the way, is just short of him talking about how all he got was an orange in his stocking and liked it.

00:56:50.000 I mean, in all fairness, he's still living in the 20s, so a nickel to him is like paying for a Cadillac.

00:56:55.000 We have that chart that shows wage growth.

00:56:55.000 Right, there you go.

00:56:58.000 My average contribution is $44.

00:57:02.000 Just this month, I've raised $33 million.

00:57:04.000 Average contribution, $51.

00:57:07.000 The idea that this is... Bernie's implication is... Yeah, yeah, we need a drink on that.

00:57:13.000 Alright, we're gonna have a new rule for the second hour.

00:57:17.000 I mean, we chose a 77 and 78 year old.

00:57:20.000 I mean, these are... Carson, I'm going to need another beverage.

00:57:26.000 I'm gonna go the other direction, Bill.

00:57:28.000 I'm gonna go stronger because this is a very boring debate.

00:57:31.000 Switching to Fanta.

00:57:32.000 Why don't you get rid of the super pack that you have right now?

00:57:35.000 I mean, Univision.

00:57:36.000 They're co-hosting.

00:57:38.000 Don't laugh, Joe.

00:57:39.000 That's just the truth.

00:57:47.000 I think in the past, Joe, if I'm not mistaken, you condemned super PACs.

00:57:50.000 Is that correct?

00:57:52.000 You get rid of the nine super PACs you have? 0.65

00:57:57.000 Joe Biden's a pimp!

00:58:00.000 Joe Biden, make him do push-ups! 1.00

00:58:01.000 Make him do push-ups! 1.00

00:58:04.000 Go in, he's on the ropes!

00:58:05.000 Do it!

00:58:06.000 This is the point!

00:58:08.000 Is it just me, or does Bernie Sanders have, like, considering how scrunched he is, he's like a human scrunchie, but he has really long arms, like the ghost of Christmas future in A Christmas Carol.

00:58:19.000 He's got good scrunch.

00:58:20.000 I can say it because he's white. 0.94

00:58:21.000 Bernie Sanders is built like an orangutan. 0.91

00:58:23.000 not only dominate the political system but dominate our economy as well.

00:58:28.000 Somebody makes a decision...

00:58:30.000 I can say it because he's white. 0.98

00:58:32.000 Bernie Sanders is built like an orangutan. 0.97

00:58:34.000 Very good deadlift leverages.

00:58:36.000 Very good deadlift leverages.

00:58:38.000 I have long arms and short femurs so I can pull a lot from the floor.

00:58:43.000 ...exercising so much power when so many people have given up on the political process.

00:58:49.000 I proposed a significant change in the tax code, and I've been proposing it for a long, long time.

00:58:53.000 Number one.

00:58:54.000 Number two... Well, you changed the tax code when you were president. 0.95

00:58:57.000 Incomes suck? 0.98

00:58:57.000 Guess what? 0.98

00:58:58.000 It's about making sure everybody pays their fair share.

00:59:01.000 For example... Oh, that's disgusting.

00:59:03.000 Get out of here. 0.97

00:59:04.000 Get your Corona... Oh, yeah.

00:59:06.000 I get the gag, but I hate that I'm going to have to drink Corona beer.

00:59:10.000 I'm excited.

00:59:14.000 Thank you, Gibby.

00:59:15.000 Gibby was nice enough.

00:59:16.000 He just poured me a half beer because he knows that I hate Corona.

00:59:21.000 Oh, you still have your beer?

00:59:22.000 Then you haven't been drinking with the Studders there, AudioWaves. 0.97

00:59:25.000 Yeah, I'm a little behind. 1.00

00:59:26.000 Son of a bitch. 0.99

00:59:28.000 Promo code is CrowderDebateStream. 0.99

00:59:31.000 CrowderDebateStream, of course, if we get kicked off.

00:59:32.000 I don't think we're gonna get kicked off.

00:59:34.000 By the way, this is totally unrelated.

00:59:36.000 Have you guys noticed that since we got litigious, We haven't had any of our streams removed?

00:59:40.000 We've been showing this thing full screen!

00:59:43.000 There's no reason that we shouldn't be removed.

00:59:46.000 Yes, there are lots of reasons we shouldn't be removed.

00:59:48.000 Whoever's listening right now, please do not remove us.

00:59:52.000 That was not an admission.

00:59:53.000 I'm just saying as far as how we broadcast this is the same as before, but since we sent in the half-Asian crown, we don't get removed.

01:00:02.000 So thank you, Bill.

01:00:03.000 There are no admissions.

01:00:05.000 No admissions.

01:00:06.000 My point is the corona has made it worse.

01:00:09.000 They don't want to get close to me.

01:00:11.000 Yeah, they don't want to get the virus, man.

01:00:15.000 America, go to the website right now.

01:00:17.000 Go to the YouTube right now.

01:00:19.000 Go to the YouTubes!

01:00:24.000 Go to the YouTubes!

01:00:27.000 I'm gonna pee!

01:00:28.000 I'm gonna pee!

01:00:32.000 Everyone was joking about how tonight's debate was gonna be two old guys, two old guys, and there's such a lack of self-awareness.

01:00:40.000 Go on!

01:00:45.000 Go on the YouTube and look it up!

01:00:49.000 That would be a part of my debate prep.

01:00:51.000 Do not say THE YouTube.

01:00:53.000 Don't say the anything.

01:00:55.000 Yeah, don't no thes.

01:00:58.000 On his desire to try to privatize and or cut social security.

01:01:02.000 And understand how he manipulated it out.

01:01:04.000 Oh! 0.60

01:01:05.000 A manipulator.

01:01:08.000 That's not what they say on the books of faces.

01:01:11.000 It's called face spaces.

01:01:13.000 It's called face spaces.

01:01:14.000 He just stuttered by the way.

01:01:16.000 And I stuttered while saying stutter.

01:01:17.000 Everyone better drink.

01:01:19.000 The levels better be all over the map.

01:01:20.000 That's how I'm gonna know that Audio Wade is doing his job.

01:01:23.000 Is that true Bruce?

01:01:24.000 No it's not true.

01:01:25.000 Ah, Corona!

01:01:26.000 Ooh, I like that. 1.00

01:01:27.000 Tastes like a skunk's asshole. 1.00

01:01:29.000 Direct rebuttal. 1.00

01:01:29.000 Close your mouth, Bernie. 1.00

01:01:30.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa!

01:01:31.000 deal with the deficit everything was on the table I did not support any of those

01:01:35.000 cuts and so says a close your mouth Bernie this is very much like two old

01:01:45.000 people at brunch I know things are getting real when they don't even bother, like, directing their comments.

01:01:51.000 They're just pacing each other.

01:01:53.000 Look at the body language right now.

01:01:55.000 Biden is looking at the moderator and Bernie's looking at Biden.

01:01:59.000 Hey, I just realized the six feet isn't for Corona. 0.99

01:02:03.000 It's so that they can't look shit each other. 0.98

01:02:05.000 I never voted to cut six feet. 0.99

01:02:05.000 I did not. 0.99

01:02:06.000 Well, yes, there was a reason why I was worried about the deficit.

01:02:09.000 Maybe that's good reason, maybe it's not.

01:02:11.000 All that I am saying is you were prepared to cut and advocated for the cuts.

01:02:18.000 I did not.

01:02:19.000 I never voted to cut.

01:02:21.000 I did not.

01:02:22.000 I never voted.

01:02:23.000 I never voted.

01:02:24.000 But look, I voted to protect.

01:02:25.000 Stutter.

01:02:26.000 Stutter and interruption, that's the big drink.

01:02:29.000 Oh, don't you dare drink that out of anything other than a mug.

01:02:33.000 Don't let that corona touch the mug.

01:02:35.000 I'm wrapping my hands on it like this. 0.86

01:02:37.000 It's so disgusting. 0.99

01:02:39.000 Oh, hey, PolitiFact, in case you were just wondering, Bernie calls you a liar. 0.96

01:02:42.000 the most political actors won a whole lot of times.

01:02:44.000 But along on that, Bernie. 0.53

01:02:45.000 Oh, hey, PolitiFact, in case you were just wondering, Bernie calls you a liar.

01:02:49.000 He just calls you out.

01:02:50.000 I just wanted to, you know, say something about it.

01:02:53.000 And Washington Post, give him some Pinocchios.

01:02:56.000 Actually, you know what?

01:02:57.000 Just give him some Geppettos. 0.92

01:02:59.000 I feel like he's, I feel like he's the kind of guy, first off, he is the kind of guy, Bernie is, he's the candidate who'd create a marionette that has to go to Fantasy Island, and Joe Biden is the guy who would be hiding in Pleasure Island in the bushes.

01:03:13.000 Like in that, in that, you know, in the old, uh, one of those things where you put your face through so you look like those characters and just be Joe Biden like, huh?

01:03:20.000 Huh? 0.80

01:03:20.000 He's that charlatan. 0.80

01:03:23.000 Watching kids on the roller coaster hoping their skirt blows up. 0.77

01:03:26.000 Oh, interrupting the woman host. 1.00

01:03:27.000 Are they going to go to a commercial break?

01:03:28.000 op-ed that said quote it is clear we will have to make incremental adjustments

01:03:33.000 in Social Security taxes and benefits. Yeah. Why are your past comments any less

01:03:38.000 relevant than incremental adjustments? What I advocated. Oh.

01:03:42.000 Interrupting the woman host. 0.97

01:03:43.000 And have advocated for years. Are they gonna go to a commercial break? I mean these guys are gonna faint.

01:03:47.000 Increasing the cost of living assistance. No you're not gonna find me ever calling for cuts

01:03:53.000 to Social Security. Right now for example. Ever? We determined COLA's

01:03:59.000 Come on, that's like a parent saying they're never going to spank their kids.

01:04:01.000 You've got to keep the option on the table.

01:04:03.000 Keep those old people on their toes. 1.00

01:04:04.000 You've got to keep the fear, man.

01:04:05.000 The retirees need to fear the banhammer a little bit.

01:04:09.000 Hey, you know, I heard they're calling coronavirus the boomer-doomer.

01:04:14.000 Yeah, I know.

01:04:14.000 I love it.

01:04:15.000 That's a good name.

01:04:16.000 It's the best thing ever.

01:04:17.000 It cuts the Social Security, erasing the retirement age.

01:04:17.000 It is a good name.

01:04:21.000 I formed, along with people like Barbara Boxer, the Defending Social Security Caucus to say no.

01:04:28.000 When 20% of our seniors are trying to get by on $13,000 a year or more, we are not going to cut Social Security.

01:04:36.000 Beer is terrible.

01:04:39.000 Hey guys, I appreciate the Corona gag, but can someone bring me an actual beer?

01:04:39.000 I know.

01:04:45.000 I really can't.

01:04:46.000 I know people will say I'm a snob.

01:04:48.000 I cannot drink Corona beer.

01:04:50.000 By the way, just in case people who don't, do you have any idea how easy it is for beer to be tainted by UV light?

01:04:55.000 To give you an idea, my mother-in-law, Thanksgiving, she lived in an apartment that was 16 floors up. 1.00

01:05:00.000 She took a growler of beer, my favorite beer, she put it out because it was cold, in the snow, on the balcony, in the sunlight, for three hours, and it tasted like a skunk roadkill.

01:05:10.000 That's why they use dark bottles.

01:05:12.000 Mexico just hasn't caught on yet.

01:05:14.000 I mean, other Mexican beers do, just not Corona.

01:05:16.000 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

01:05:17.000 Like Negronadello is perfectly fine.

01:05:19.000 It's not my favorite, but I'll drink it.

01:05:20.000 I cannot drink this Corona.

01:05:21.000 It is so bad.

01:05:23.000 It is so bad, and I'm watching the Democratic debates, and this beer is still almost the worst part of my night.

01:05:31.000 Ooh! 0.96

01:05:34.000 When he really smiles wide, he looks like that Cheshire Cat.

01:05:40.000 Yeah, I don't know if you guys saw this, but Biden's campaign announces just right before the debate.

01:05:46.000 Yeah, it's about an hour before the debate.

01:05:49.000 They'll support a plan to make public colleges and universities tuition free.

01:05:52.000 Well thank you, but someone's going to have to actually pour this out.

01:05:54.000 Oh my goodness.

01:05:55.000 You're going to have to pour it out and then return.

01:05:56.000 Thank you.

01:05:58.000 I appreciate that he used up that $19 surgical mask for a gag.

01:06:02.000 Yeah, those things are expensive.

01:06:04.000 My wife got price gouged on Amazon for those. 0.98

01:06:06.000 They saw her coming a mile away.

01:06:10.000 Which, by the way, I prefer price gouging to nothing.

01:06:13.000 But she's like seven foot five. 0.95

01:06:14.000 I know.

01:06:15.000 But do you see now?

01:06:16.000 They're like, we're going to stop price gouging on Amazon.

01:06:18.000 So guys are just sitting on thousands of bottles of hand sanitizer.

01:06:21.000 Like, well, wouldn't it be better to pay slightly more than no one getting hand sanitizer?

01:06:25.000 It was a good idea and I support it.

01:06:27.000 How many bottles of aloe vera and Tito's can you make?

01:06:30.000 I'm not saying everything Bernie said has been wrong.

01:06:33.000 Just kidding, it doesn't work.

01:06:34.000 But I wanted to test it to see if you actually believe me.

01:06:38.000 Look, this is a little bit about leadership as well.

01:06:42.000 Joe talked about bankruptcy.

01:06:43.000 Joe, if my memory is correct, you helped write that bankruptcy bill.

01:06:46.000 I did not!

01:06:47.000 Which one of us' memory is worse?

01:06:52.000 He is literally Tommy Wiseau tonight.

01:06:54.000 I did not!

01:06:55.000 What was the other thing that he said earlier that was Tommy Wiseau?

01:06:59.000 I did not.

01:07:00.000 No, but before that he said something.

01:07:01.000 I was quoting the room.

01:07:03.000 Thank you very much.

01:07:07.000 I appreciate it.

01:07:09.000 It looks like an oyster floating at the top of my beer.

01:07:16.000 By the way, the answer to that question from Bernie, if my memory serves me correctly, it doesn't.

01:07:21.000 doesn't unpopular vote but it's not just bankruptcy the difference between joe and i are you still

01:07:27.000 have corona higher education is four years ago it was not a popular idea joe glad you're coming

01:07:33.000 around now four years ago now is that just angry old secular jewish handshakes or parkinson's 0.70

01:07:39.000 people were saying bernie that's a radical idea i'm not a doctor

01:07:43.000 We know.

01:07:43.000 You're a guru.

01:07:45.000 I'm technically the only doctor in this show.

01:07:49.000 This is true.

01:07:50.000 And it's not just because I'm Asian.

01:07:56.000 When it's an idea that you get criticized for.

01:07:59.000 So I'm proud of that fact and I'm proud of my leadership on many issues.

01:08:03.000 I'm proud of most facts.

01:08:04.000 I'm proud of the general concept of facts.

01:08:06.000 I'm proud of the general concept of facts.

01:08:09.000 Four years ago, Joel.

01:08:11.000 So did I, and I went out and gave...

01:08:12.000 Fifteen dollars an hour?

01:08:13.000 Fifteen dollars an hour in New York City.

01:08:15.000 Go talk to the governor.

01:08:16.000 Which shouting white guy do you want under your party, Democrats?

01:08:20.000 And by the way, even though they both say they support $15 an hour, keep in mind they are the party that kicked out Amazon from Queens, New York, that was providing average salaries of, I think, what, $122,000 a year?

01:08:32.000 Reg can bring that up.

01:08:33.000 And AOC said, we're not going to let you come in and take advantage of our citizens. 1.00

01:08:38.000 Well, I thought you wanted $15 an hour.

01:08:40.000 Yeah, but not from them.

01:08:42.000 Who do you want to give it to?

01:08:43.000 Me.

01:08:45.000 He said WeEye?

01:08:45.000 WeEye.

01:08:46.000 If WeEye?

01:08:47.000 percent of the people, the first bankruptcy bill, 10 percent of the student loans, number

01:08:47.000 Was he doing a KiEye?

01:08:52.000 one.

01:08:53.000 Number two, now we're in a position where we're able to correct that problem.

01:08:56.000 The fact is, if WEI hadn't stepped up and changed the law...

01:09:00.000 WEI.

01:09:01.000 He said WEI?

01:09:02.000 If WEI.

01:09:03.000 Was he doing a Ki-I?

01:09:04.000 Was he getting ready to throw a punch like WEI? 0.56

01:09:06.000 Come on, that's a drink.

01:09:08.000 Stutter.

01:09:08.000 Wee-eye?

01:09:09.000 Come on, that's gotta be one.

01:09:10.000 Wee-eye.

01:09:11.000 For those just tuning in, promo code is CrowderDebateStream.

01:09:14.000 You get $20 off and the drinking game is drink every time they stutter.

01:09:17.000 I generally don't finish a thought or act like Bernie Sanders or Joe Biden.

01:09:20.000 Wait, did he just say number two again?

01:09:23.000 Hey, can we figure out what Bernie's pin is?

01:09:23.000 Did he?

01:09:23.000 No, I didn't catch him.

01:09:25.000 I really want to know what that is.

01:09:27.000 What is that?

01:09:27.000 Is it the Rotary Club?

01:09:28.000 in the bill the first time around. Hey, can we figure out what Bernie's pin is? I really want to know what that is.

01:09:36.000 What is that?

01:09:38.000 Is it like the Rotary Club? Is he at the Elks Lodge?

01:09:44.000 He's in an inaugural meeting.

01:09:47.000 It's an original collector's pin from when the 13 colonies were created.

01:09:48.000 institution.

01:09:49.000 The House voting against it, we might not have the problems with it we have today.

01:09:53.000 You know what leadership is about Joe, and it deals with your opposition, or your supporters

01:09:59.000 you could say, are more than you probably are.

01:10:03.000 For legislation regarding gay communities and the so-called Defense of Marriage Act.

01:10:09.000 You remember that Bill, right?

01:10:10.000 You remember the Defense of America?

01:10:12.000 It was, you know, gay marriage, cadets...

01:10:14.000 I remember...

01:10:15.000 What does it mean to you, Ernie?

01:10:18.000 I remember that vote.

01:10:19.000 It was a very hard vote.

01:10:20.000 I voted against the Defense of America.

01:10:23.000 You voted for it.

01:10:25.000 I voted against the bankruptcy bill.

01:10:28.000 You voted for it. 1.00

01:10:29.000 Joe's like, damn it. 1.00

01:10:33.000 You voted for it. 1.00

01:10:34.000 I voted against disastrous trade agreements like NAFTA and PNT. 1.00

01:10:39.000 Ah, damn it. 0.99

01:10:40.000 Now you're going to put me at odds with the queers. 1.00

01:10:43.000 Can I say queers? 1.00

01:10:45.000 What do I say?

01:10:46.000 Queers? 0.99

01:10:47.000 Sprites? 0.80

01:10:48.000 What's the?

01:10:49.000 I don't care if they want to jump. 0.98

01:10:51.000 They want to play leapfrog with another homo? 1.00

01:10:56.000 I have no problem with it, but you know, I still like to go home to my wife. 0.87

01:11:01.000 You know, for me, I'm not, you know, I'm not, uh, I'm not any fairy.

01:11:06.000 I like to go home to my wife and give her the old, you know. 0.53

01:11:10.000 He likes to do push-ups on top of her.

01:11:13.000 Watch me do crunches!

01:11:19.000 Oh, there you go!

01:11:21.000 Knew this was coming.

01:11:23.000 I know what Bernie Sanders is going to say.

01:11:30.000 He said he voted against that because he didn't want mom-and-pop gun shops to be sued.

01:11:33.000 But the fact is, if you compare his record with pharmaceutical companies and being able to be litigious with every other industry, the reason he protected the gun industry, and I think he was totally right in that vote, is because he comes from a state with the most relaxed gun laws in the country, Vermont, and he didn't want to lose the voting constituency.

01:11:49.000 When asked?

01:11:49.000 That's a stutter and asked!

01:11:51.000 Drink!

01:11:51.000 Buzzword!

01:11:52.000 And it started a ripple effect.

01:11:52.000 When asked?

01:11:53.000 That's a stutter and asked.

01:11:55.000 Drink.

01:11:56.000 Major player to say, I support gay marriage on national television.

01:12:00.000 All that I'm saying here is, we can argue this or that.

01:12:06.000 Buzzword.

01:12:07.000 Leadership.

01:12:09.000 I saw a photo of a.

01:12:12.000 Determination.

01:12:14.000 Courage.

01:12:15.000 Halfway through, two of them are just going to start making eagle sounds.

01:12:20.000 That'll get my vote.

01:12:21.000 A clap in his arms.

01:12:22.000 If it's biologically accurate, I will vote for Guy.

01:12:26.000 If he does a good eagle.

01:12:28.000 I have taken on every special interest there is out there.

01:12:33.000 Here's the trick.

01:12:34.000 Wait, hold on.

01:12:34.000 He's taken every special interest.

01:12:36.000 Have you taken on the commies?

01:12:39.000 That's all I ask.

01:12:40.000 What about the unions, by the way?

01:12:42.000 When people talk about special interests, they talk about big money in politics.

01:12:45.000 We can bring this up, Reg.

01:12:47.000 If you look at the top political donors of all time, I don't even know if I have this number.

01:12:49.000 Was it 14 out of the top 20 are unions, labor unions?

01:12:52.000 You can give this to me.

01:12:53.000 It's either 14 or 16 out of the top 20 are unions.

01:12:57.000 You have to go way down that list to find Big Oil or the Koch brothers.

01:13:01.000 Unions, which by the way, often they're public sector unions, talk about corrupt.

01:13:04.000 You don't really have a choice of how your union He's making it hard for me right now.

01:13:07.000 I was trying to give him credit for some things.

01:13:09.000 Bernie, have you taken on the unions?

01:13:11.000 Because that's the biggest special interest lobby in this country.

01:13:23.000 If Bernie's a nominee... I think Bernie has one of those pens that has all the different colors.

01:13:27.000 He's just clicking with the pink, green, blue.

01:13:31.000 He's just sitting there answering, and Biden's like, Purple!

01:13:36.000 Those are fun, yeah.

01:13:37.000 And Biden's like, well, you got purple on there?

01:13:40.000 I've never seen purple.

01:13:41.000 I just mixed.

01:13:42.000 I mixed green and blue.

01:13:44.000 It's more of a mauve.

01:13:46.000 You got mauve?

01:13:47.000 Can I see that?

01:13:47.000 No, it's mine.

01:13:50.000 All right, Tom's political donors.

01:13:52.000 We've got Union.

01:13:57.000 Yeah, $552 million from Unions and $441 million from non-Unions.

01:14:00.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:14:02.000 I think we have from Open Secrets, I think we have, is somewhere here where it's like out of the actual individual donors.

01:14:10.000 Um, I think Open Secrets has the actual union lobbies.

01:14:13.000 I do appreciate that.

01:14:14.000 It's very clear that because Bernie is against all corporations, and he's against the entire healthcare industry, that if you work for a corporation, or you work in healthcare, you should not vote for Bernie.

01:14:25.000 He's not your guy.

01:14:26.000 That's true.

01:14:27.000 Yeah, just a few people were- If you're coming up for the cure for the next coronavirus, Bernie's not your guy.

01:14:32.000 But if you are homeless, or in prison- By the way!

01:14:36.000 Yeah.

01:14:37.000 Or both.

01:14:38.000 If someone comes up with a vaccine for Corona, I think they should be a billionaire.

01:14:43.000 Just remember how you feel right now.

01:14:44.000 14 of America's biggest 25 campaign donors are unions.

01:14:49.000 That's from a podcast.

01:14:51.000 But anyway, you can find it at Open Secrets.

01:14:52.000 No, yeah, the source is Open Secrets.

01:14:54.000 What are these guys blathering about now?

01:14:56.000 campaign for him will you urge your supporters to support him?

01:14:58.000 On day one when I announced my candidacy in 1911 when I said that this country cannot 0.64

01:15:04.000 deal with a president who is a pathological liar who's running a corrupt administration 0.72

01:15:13.000 who obviously doesn't know the constitution of the united states who believes is above the law 0.95

01:15:17.000 Clinton hasn't been president for decades. He's a racist, sexist, and a homophobe. 1.00

01:15:21.000 He is the most dangerous president in the modern history of this country. 1.00

01:15:23.000 That's what I said on day one, Joe.

01:15:25.000 Day one.

01:15:26.000 But obviously I hope to win the nomination.

01:15:29.000 But if I don't win the nomination, I, and I think every other Democratic candidate, is prepared to come together to do everything humanly possible to defeat Donald Trump.

01:15:38.000 But let me respond to something that Joe... Sorry, I was just looking through.

01:15:42.000 I was like, ah, he's made a claim that I was predicting, but then I can't find it.

01:15:46.000 But details make a difference.

01:15:50.000 He says details makes a difference, yet we have none about his way to pay for health care.

01:15:54.000 Well, yeah, you're just going to tax the rich.

01:15:57.000 All the details except for my no one attacks everyone multiple times right yeah, anyone Bobby the rich anyone

01:16:03.000 over making over 28,000 I mean come on. Yeah, yeah

01:16:06.000 Reason making 30,000 a year finally those fat cats have to pay right someone's got a key 1.00

01:16:11.000 Detailed proposal you've seen someone who makes 32,000 a year of the cocky sons of bitches 1.00

01:16:17.000 Going around and they're going around in their Kia Rio. Oh Oh, I think we're doing break now. 0.99

01:16:23.000 Oh, wow.

01:16:23.000 That was amazing.

01:16:25.000 All right, really quickly, because we're going to go to a quick commercial break.

01:16:28.000 Let me tell you, the promo code is CROWDERLIVESTREAM.

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01:16:32.000 I will say this.

01:16:33.000 It started off pretty much exactly as I thought.

01:16:35.000 They went after Donald Trump with Corona.

01:16:37.000 And then, Reg, you were a little bit wrong.

01:16:39.000 Bernie's hitting below the belt a little bit with Biden.

01:16:41.000 He hasn't seriously hit him.

01:16:42.000 He needs to hit Ukraine, Hunter Biden, Dementia. 0.84

01:16:46.000 That's what I want to see.

01:16:47.000 Do you think he gets upset when I question him a little bit?

01:16:50.000 He isn't really.

01:16:51.000 I'm never wrong.

01:16:52.000 He perked up a little bit.

01:16:53.000 I won't be hiring you to babysit my twins.

01:16:55.000 I want to see an all-out brawl between these guys.

01:16:58.000 Maybe when they start getting the push-ups.

01:16:59.000 Social distancing.

01:17:00.000 Anything surprises anyone here?

01:17:02.000 No.

01:17:03.000 That's exactly as expected.

01:17:05.000 I thought they were going to pull their punches a little bit.

01:17:08.000 No, they were really going after each other.

01:17:09.000 Yeah, they went in fast.

01:17:11.000 They did.

01:17:11.000 Look at this.

01:17:11.000 Look at the pictures right there of Biden and Bernie.

01:17:13.000 It looks like a UFC promo.

01:17:14.000 Reg, can you bring up the UFC promos?

01:17:16.000 The tape?

01:17:17.000 It actually looks like Biden and a skinny Dick Cheney.

01:17:24.000 It really does.

01:17:25.000 It looks like a skinny Dick Cheney.

01:17:26.000 All right, hold on.

01:17:27.000 Let's bring that up.

01:17:27.000 You know what?

01:17:28.000 We'll bring it up after the break.

01:17:30.000 Right now we're going to go to a commercial break.

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01:17:36.000 Send us in if you have specific requests or you have anything.

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01:17:39.000 Let us know.

01:17:40.000 We might read some of your tweets.

01:17:41.000 We might not.

01:17:42.000 It depends on how we're feeling.

01:17:43.000 I'll see you in, what is it, four or three?

01:17:45.000 This commercial break, I think it's three minutes.

01:17:46.000 See you in three minutes. 0.99

01:18:01.000 Avoiding the shows where you'd have to speak of this communist shit you want here at home. 0.99

01:18:09.000 You clung down a rope of blankets and sheets. 1.00

01:18:16.000 Evaded the guards, you Leninist creep.

01:18:19.000 It's time to get back to the old folks home I'm reading your plan over again 1.00

01:18:29.000 And there's not a word that I comprehend Except when you shine in love, Bernie

01:18:36.000 Always with me in back words Well, as for now, I'm gonna watch the saddest man

01:18:45.000 Sit alone and wonder How you made it out

01:18:51.000 Seriously, is there somebody else Who's gonna make it out

01:18:59.000 I'm gonna watch the saddest man Sit alone and wonder

01:19:06.000 Seriously, is there somebody anywhere Who can explain how you got out

01:19:15.000 Your bedroom window, how did it break You left the pills that you need to take

01:19:27.000 I hope you don't have another seizure.

01:19:31.000 You climbed out a rope.

01:19:35.000 A blanket's a cheat.

01:19:37.000 Evaded the guards.

01:19:39.000 You called me to scream.

01:19:41.000 I wish I knew you were back in the home.

01:19:44.000 A voice in your head.

01:19:48.000 Corns on your feet. 1.00

01:19:51.000 And you tip like crap. 1.00

01:19:52.000 Because you're so cheap. 1.00

01:19:54.000 If I don't need a gun, you don't need a free home Well, as for now, I'm gonna watch the saddest man

01:20:19.000 And sit alone and wonder How you made it out

01:20:26.000 Seriously, is there somebody anywhere Who can explain how you got out?

01:20:36.000 Your hair is everywhere Screaming instability

01:20:50.000 Along with your stare Your hair is everywhere

01:21:00.000 Screaming instability Along with your stare

01:21:07.000 Your hair is everywhere Screaming instability

01:21:17.000 Along with your stare Your hair is everywhere

01:21:28.000 Boom! 0.99

01:21:29.000 So excited!

01:21:31.000 We are almost back.

01:21:40.000 Boom! 0.99

01:21:51.000 So excited!

01:21:52.000 We are almost back.

01:21:53.000 Man, we got some weirdo people here commenting.

01:21:56.000 What's going on?

01:22:00.000 Yeah.

01:22:01.000 Okay, alright.

01:22:03.000 As long as you guys... I just... Ah!

01:22:05.000 No, it's perfect.

01:22:06.000 I love it.

01:22:07.000 I love it.

01:22:09.000 Alright, let's hear what they're bitching about. 1.00

01:22:14.000 By the way, I got some CBD in here.

01:22:16.000 Huge sponsor, potentially, but I won't say who it is.

01:22:19.000 The company that I take CBD from is the best company in the country in that it's lab verified 100%.

01:22:24.000 They put the lab tests on the- Oh, look!

01:22:27.000 Betty! 1.00

01:22:28.000 Betty, Betty, Betty! 0.99

01:22:29.000 Come here!

01:22:29.000 Betty!

01:22:29.000 Hey!

01:22:30.000 Betty! 1.00

01:22:31.000 Betty, come here! 1.00

01:22:32.000 No, she's Betty. 0.98

01:22:34.000 Oh, she's got a mask. 1.00

01:22:35.000 She's got a mask. 1.00

01:22:37.000 Betty, come here. 1.00

01:22:39.000 You're taking your mask?

01:22:40.000 Betty wants a surgical... Go, take it away. 1.00

01:22:43.000 She's taking a surgical mask.

01:22:45.000 She's being cautious.

01:22:46.000 Just being cautious.

01:22:47.000 She's being safe.

01:22:48.000 There she goes.

01:22:48.000 Betty, I was just about to tease a potential CBD spot.

01:22:51.000 No, Betty, stop running away. 1.00

01:22:53.000 Oh no, she's coming this way.

01:22:54.000 Come on, Betty, stop it. 1.00

01:22:57.000 Stop it.

01:22:57.000 It's just like the candidates trying to chase voters.

01:23:00.000 Betty, son of a bitch. 1.00

01:23:04.000 Literally, you could not have a better and more accurate sketch. 1.00

01:23:11.000 So, talk about ineffective.

01:23:14.000 This is just like Bernie's healthcare proposal.

01:23:19.000 Someone go get some pizza! 1.00

01:23:25.000 Oh, she saw herself.

01:23:28.000 She's so excited to be on TV.

01:23:29.000 She was into that.

01:23:30.000 Alright, what do we got here?

01:23:32.000 What's happening?

01:23:33.000 Number one, I committed that if I'm elected president and have an opportunity to appoint someone to the courts, I'll appoint the first black president.

01:23:47.000 It's a big if.

01:23:48.000 My cabinet will look like the country.

01:23:49.000 It doesn't matter whether it's actually good.

01:23:53.000 It will just at least look like it.

01:23:55.000 If I'm president, my cabinet will look like me.

01:23:57.000 like the country and I commit that I will in fact... My cabinet will look like the

01:24:01.000 country. It doesn't matter whether it's actually good, it will just at least look like it.

01:24:06.000 If I'm president, my cabinet will look like me. Fucking crazy. 0.99

01:24:12.000 Blonkey eyes. Sorry, you got it without a bleep. 1.00

01:24:16.000 Look at this.

01:24:19.000 My wife has a whole thing of the whitening strips.

01:24:21.000 I'm looking a little Cheshire Cat-y.

01:24:25.000 You got good chompers, Bill.

01:24:25.000 Look at those chompers.

01:24:27.000 If you are, get a stay away order from a court, you have a child with someone.

01:24:31.000 What are you saying Joe?

01:24:32.000 Who came out on a gun.

01:24:33.000 No one should be able to own a gun who has abused a woman, period. 0.97

01:24:38.000 What about you?

01:24:39.000 Just to be clear, you just committed here tonight that your running mate, if you get the nomination, will be a woman? 0.82

01:24:45.000 Yes.

01:24:46.000 Ooh! 0.96

01:24:46.000 Senator Sanders, will you make that commitment? 0.96

01:24:49.000 May I just respond and ask Joe a question?

01:24:54.000 Right now, a woman's right to control... I'm gonna hire a trans black! 1.00

01:24:58.000 Okay, okay. 0.99

01:24:59.000 The truth right here on stage.

01:25:00.000 By the way, thank you so much for joining us.

01:25:01.000 I appreciate it.

01:25:02.000 Thank you.

01:25:02.000 the past on more than one occasion.

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01:25:36.000 You have Hyde Amendment, a woman who doesn't have the money, could not have coverage under 1.00

01:25:41.000 health care.

01:25:42.000 Number one.

01:25:43.000 Number two, and I've done that, I did that a while ago, okay?

01:25:47.000 Number one.

01:25:48.000 Number two, I would send immediately to the desk of the United States Congress when I'm

01:25:51.000 elected president, if I'm elected president, a codification of Roe v. Wade amended by Casey.

01:25:57.000 Because I think it is a woman's right to choose.

01:26:00.000 I think it's a woman's opportunity to be able to make that decision.

01:26:04.000 And in fact, I've got 100% rating from NARAL as well.

01:26:07.000 Senator Sanders, before we move on, I just want to get you to respond.

01:26:11.000 You have a lifetime 100% voting record from NARAL?

01:26:13.000 I know my record of late from NARAL has been 100%.

01:26:17.000 I don't know whether it was 25 years ago.

01:26:19.000 Also, I have a 100% approval rating with not just NARAL but NORWALS.

01:26:25.000 NARWALS. 0.78

01:26:26.000 Did I say NORWALS?

01:26:28.000 What?

01:26:29.000 Unicorns are the siege.

01:26:32.000 I liked ELF.

01:26:33.000 If you get the nomination, will you?

01:26:37.000 In all likelihood, I will.

01:26:39.000 For me, it's not just... Some Bernie bros just suicided.

01:26:43.000 A woman.

01:26:45.000 It is making sure that we have a progressive women. 1.00

01:26:48.000 Oh wait, did he just say he would support the Democratic nominee or he said he would appoint a woman?

01:26:51.000 He said he would appoint a woman.

01:26:54.000 Shouldn't that question be like, hey, who will your VP be?

01:26:57.000 Yeah, I mean, Bernie just committed, or no, I'm sorry, Biden just said he would have the first female black Supreme Court Justice.

01:27:04.000 But I mean, that could be Candace Owens.

01:27:06.000 Right, yeah, right.

01:27:08.000 It could be her.

01:27:11.000 No, it cannot be me.

01:27:13.000 I am not qualified.

01:27:14.000 I am not qualified.

01:27:15.000 Not me.

01:27:16.000 But maybe.

01:27:16.000 You do?

01:27:16.000 I do.

01:27:17.000 Okay, I'll be Supreme Court for you.

01:27:19.000 You're the ones who, by the way, created the camps and put kids in cages.

01:27:21.000 be Supreme Court for you.

01:27:22.000 And the president did get it right by DACA as well as making sure that he tried to protect

01:27:27.000 parents as well.

01:27:28.000 And by the way, moving on an immigration bill as well.

01:27:32.000 The fact is- You're the ones who, by the way, created the camps and put 0.59

01:27:35.000 kids in cages.

01:27:36.000 Those pictures, for those of you who know, when you saw the pictures of kids in cages,

01:27:39.000 think Joe Biden and Barack Obama.

01:27:41.000 ... undocumented would be citizens as I speak right now.

01:27:45.000 But I will send- What's the number he wanted to increase the cap rate from,

01:27:48.000 is it 25,000 or Trump to 125,000?

01:27:51.000 $11,000 To as far as undocumented immigrants and making sure they're citizens, I think I can find this here really quickly.

01:27:57.000 Yeah, I think it maybe is even more than that.

01:27:59.000 I don't think there's specific numbers because he wants them all.

01:28:01.000 He wants them all in.

01:28:01.000 No, there are specific numbers.

01:28:02.000 You're a lawyer. 1.00

01:28:03.000 You don't know shit. 1.00

01:28:05.000 Biden's plan, he wants to increase the refugee cap from 18,000 to 125,000. 1.00

01:28:09.000 That's a wonderful way to handle a pandemic.

01:28:13.000 And then Bernie wants to set a goal of accepting 50,000 migrants displaced by climate change.

01:28:20.000 Well, you mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, love.

01:28:23.000 I'll answer your question and respond to Joe's comments about the 2007 immigration bill.

01:28:29.000 Can I just say something really quick?

01:28:31.000 The answer as to whether or not he's going to have a woman, like who his vice president candidate is going to be?

01:28:37.000 He only paused for a short amount, but I will tell you, after this debate, that will be the thing that so many people will come after him for on the left.

01:28:47.000 They will take any hesitation there, they will take it to his grave. 0.99

01:28:52.000 How funny would it be if he actually told someone in private, because usually by this point they've had the conversation about BP, how funny would it be if he already told someone who wasn't a woman that they were getting it, and just watching it right now like, I don't know, Tom Steyer's like, SHIT! 0.99

01:29:06.000 No, no, Tom still thinks he's going to be relevant. 0.99

01:29:10.000 Yeah, no, Tom's frosting his tips.

01:29:13.000 I'm getting a sugar wax.

01:29:16.000 I can be whatever you want me to be.

01:29:17.000 What do you want me to be?

01:29:18.000 I have the money.

01:29:19.000 You want money?

01:29:20.000 You want more money?

01:29:21.000 No, Tom.

01:29:22.000 I have to appoint Collie Fiorina.

01:29:25.000 I still think Carly Fiorina would have made a great president. 1.00

01:29:29.000 I agree.

01:29:30.000 I like Carly Fiorina. 0.99

01:29:30.000 She was the original owner of the libs before it became a thing. 0.99

01:29:32.000 Did she say the voter?

01:29:33.000 The voter?

01:29:34.000 Well, she's not kidding.

01:29:35.000 That was such a bad word whisker.

01:29:36.000 She was the original owner of the libs before it became a thing.

01:29:40.000 ...is in the White House, the border is open.

01:29:43.000 Did she say the border?

01:29:44.000 The border?

01:29:45.000 Well, she's not a candidate, but that was such a bad word whisker. 0.99

01:29:49.000 The border.

01:29:50.000 ...is a humane...

01:29:51.000 I was a fan of the old man and the boat.

01:29:55.000 ...nobody is talking about open borders and of course Trump lies...

01:29:58.000 I think they would have been better off than said just having her ask a question in Spanish and let them read it in English.

01:30:04.000 I mean, I mean, no, seriously, I mean, if you're going to do it together, like, just why even?

01:30:08.000 Why even...

01:30:09.000 Our agricultural economy, our construction economy...

01:30:11.000 Just have someone...

01:30:12.000 These are good people...

01:30:13.000 Bring back Candy Crowley, have her sign. 1.00

01:30:15.000 And we have got to end that terror and end the...

01:30:18.000 I don't know.

01:30:20.000 I probably just insulted someone's mother. 1.00

01:30:22.000 There's someone right now, deaf, watching the show like, you asshole! 1.00

01:30:30.000 Yeah, well, she's French-Canadian, so sometimes people think the accent is, like, they think it sounds like a deaf person. 1.00

01:30:36.000 She's not deaf.

01:30:38.000 She's a brilliant woman.

01:30:40.000 She does that French-Canadian accent, almost sounds like a cartoon to people who've never been to Montreal. 0.52

01:30:44.000 She's not deaf.

01:30:44.000 She's brilliant.

01:30:45.000 I'm sorry, I'm lost.

01:30:47.000 What? You know. Definitely. Come on. Save more money at canards. 0.99

01:30:57.000 What? Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm lost. What are you talking about?

01:31:07.000 Drink.

01:31:08.000 He's trying to find his thoughts.

01:31:10.000 They've eluded him.

01:31:11.000 This is the perfect example of the reverse Nirvana fallacy, right?

01:31:13.000 Right now, almost all of them are coming through the ports of entry.

01:31:17.000 right now. We don't need a wall. And by the way, I would immediately as president...

01:31:21.000 This is the perfect example of the reverse Nirvana fallacy, right?

01:31:24.000 Right now, almost all the... they're coming through the ports of entry.

01:31:28.000 Right. Because that's primarily how people are getting through because you

01:31:32.000 also showcase these stories of horrible people who died trying to scale the wall

01:31:36.000 or the fence, and so you're saying since most of the problems are at ports of

01:31:38.000 entry, we should make every area of the border a port of entry.

01:31:43.000 No!

01:31:44.000 The issue is, Let's make sure that we're taking care of, we're being more stringent on the ports of entry and let's eliminate the ports of entry.

01:31:51.000 Let's make them as narrow and specific as possible so we can control it.

01:31:56.000 Do you see how the problem would be worse if right now the only place they can get through is primarily where we have immigration problems and you want to make that place through which they can pass all of the places? 0.88

01:32:09.000 Yeah.

01:32:09.000 parents are fighting families up. We need a humane border.

01:32:14.000 This is where they, this is where, by the way, where Bernie Sanders loses the populist vote.

01:32:19.000 The people in the Rust Belt who think they want him, who think that he's for the worker

01:32:22.000 because really they're just people who don't believe in themselves and they want a handout.

01:32:26.000 And I don't care if I say this and some people get mad because I'm not running for office. 0.96

01:32:29.000 Yeah, if you vote for someone who says he's going to guarantee you free health care, free pension, a living wage that you haven't earned, you're a loser who's looking for a handout. 0.97

01:32:37.000 If you are looking to Bernie Sanders to save you, I'm sorry, you are not a man. 0.88

01:32:42.000 In other words, you need to pick yourself up by your bootstraps.

01:32:45.000 I know, the analogy according to AOC was actually that people can't pick themselves up by their bootstraps.

01:32:48.000 Kind of like that was the point.

01:32:50.000 The issue here is if you are looking to someone like Bernie Sanders to save you, I don't have that much respect for you.

01:32:56.000 If you're the head of your household and you are waiting and fixating on Bernie Sanders making sure that you and yours are taken care of, that's not being a provider.

01:33:04.000 But he is losing people right now across the rice belt, people who want a job, people who want to come by it honestly, people who are working class by the way, but you lose them when you start saying that you want to open the borders because you want a humane solution.

01:33:16.000 All Americans know that that is going to, it's not going to help them.

01:33:20.000 It's going to drive down wages. 0.90

01:33:21.000 It's going to lower the standard of living.

01:33:22.000 It's going to fracture our culture here in the United States more.

01:33:25.000 No one has a problem with immigrants coming here legally.

01:33:27.000 We do have a problem with what they are talking about right now.

01:33:30.000 And make no mistake, open borders, they just bitched about the points of entry and then basically said that they want all areas of the border to be points of entry because it's a humane thing to do.

01:33:38.000 No, you know what the humane thing to do is?

01:33:40.000 The humane thing to do is to take care of American workers, not only American workers, but American people who don't want to be contaminated by viruses and third world bacteria that we have no idea what's coming in at this point.

01:33:51.000 Every single American who wants any form of security, because you can't have security Regardless of how many TSA pat-downs or sigmoidoscopes they pop out when you go through security, or the nude x-ray photos, if you have a wide open border.

01:34:05.000 Bernie Sanders loses Americans with that, and I think if Bernie Sanders was a nominee... I don't even know if that's wood, it seems like a thin veneer.

01:34:12.000 The point is...

01:34:14.000 If Bernie Sanders is the nominee, he will lose to Donald Trump because the economy is good and the immigration issue.

01:34:21.000 He has a little bit of a leg to stand on with the gun issue, but not so much because he said he's aiming for an F because he was the only D-minus candidate.

01:34:28.000 Now, of course, he has the peer pressure from the Democratic Party where he needs to be an F candidate with the NRA.

01:34:32.000 But his biggest losing issue is immigration that doesn't resonate with the American public, and of course, just the overall idea that we need a revolution against the best economy that modern American workers have ever seen.

01:34:48.000 You know, what's really interesting, I'd say, when you're out in public and you hear the headlines versus the reality of what people are and what they want with this country, is there are no rational Americans of any color or creed that want open borders.

01:35:04.000 Even if you go up to someone and they say, I want open borders.

01:35:07.000 And you ask them, what does that mean?

01:35:08.000 They go, well, I mean, smart legal immigration.

01:35:11.000 They don't go, yeah, let everyone in.

01:35:13.000 Not a single person wants that.

01:35:15.000 And yet, when you really push down on Bernie and what he's saying, he's saying that every person of color wants open borders.

01:35:22.000 And if you are a person of color, whether you're on the left or the right, you don't want open borders.

01:35:26.000 That's just the end of it.

01:35:27.000 What, does Bernie Sanders speak for you?

01:35:29.000 Right, yeah.

01:35:30.000 And specifically the black community.

01:35:31.000 They don't have a lot of tolerance for open borders and illegal immigration. 0.87

01:35:34.000 That's one thing where they lose.

01:35:35.000 The black Democrats today are the moderates of the party.

01:35:37.000 That's something that they don't understand.

01:35:39.000 They're going like, wait, hold on a second, people... men are being able to take... It's more like inheritance, really.

01:35:43.000 Men can take dumps in a woman's restroom? 1.00

01:35:44.000 The fuck? 1.00

01:35:45.000 They're not on board with that. 1.00

01:35:46.000 Wait, hold on a second, we ain't gonna have borders?

01:35:49.000 They're not on board with it.

01:35:50.000 Bernie Sanders is the hipster with the beanie at the college poet open mic night, and he wants to be president of the United States.

01:35:57.000 Alright, let's see, they're talking about climate change. 1.00

01:35:58.000 This'll be stupid. 0.99

01:35:59.000 Everyone agrees with that. 0.99

01:36:01.000 as quickly as we humanly can away from fossil fuel.

01:36:05.000 It is insane that we continue to have fracking.

01:36:08.000 Everyone agrees with that.

01:36:09.000 As quickly as we humanly can.

01:36:10.000 It is insane that we continue to have fracking, which brought gas prices and energy costs down

01:36:15.000 to the lowest point when adjusted for inflation in modern American history.

01:36:18.000 Wait, and if we didn't have fracking and the development of our own natural gas system, then Saudi Arabia's decision to either increase or decrease the amount of production in order to manipulate the economy, I don't know, we might be completely beholden to them?

01:36:34.000 Hey, by the way, did you know how we get oil from the Middle East?

01:36:38.000 Oh, tell me, how do we get that?

01:36:40.000 So you're saying we should develop here in America so there's less oil spills?

01:36:43.000 Hey, you know what?

01:36:44.000 I'll give you one more.

01:36:45.000 Just look at the shrimp in the Gulf. 0.84

01:36:46.000 It's child's play compared to the spills that happen all the time when they're crossing

01:36:51.000 the Atlantic.

01:36:53.000 So you're saying we should develop here in America so there's less oil spills?

01:36:57.000 Hey, you know what?

01:36:58.000 I'll give you one more.

01:36:59.000 Stephen, you communist.

01:37:00.000 Not only will it be shipped over from tankers, by the way, that are actually very prone to

01:37:04.000 tipping, you know, they're going across tumultuous seas, but they don't have the exact same EPA

01:37:10.000 on a whole range of things.

01:37:10.000 standards in these countries.

01:37:12.000 Did you know that?

01:37:13.000 They don't.

01:37:13.000 Did you know that?

01:37:14.000 They don't.

01:37:14.000 Do you know how they would frack in the Middle East?

01:37:16.000 How? 0.99

01:37:16.000 Kill the person and frack outside their house. 0.99

01:37:18.000 Hey, this is a little off topic, but it's something on the environment that I never, ever, ever can wrap my head around. 0.99

01:37:25.000 I know that there are a lot of fans of the show who are Environmentalists.

01:37:33.000 And when I say environmentalists, I mean conservationists.

01:37:35.000 People who are hunters and fishers.

01:37:37.000 And if you're out there and you've got something to say about that, leave a comment.

01:37:40.000 You know that when the people out there who are really making sure that we protect the environment in a smart way, not just to protect everything all the time at the expense of humanity and the growth of the human race.

01:37:51.000 If you're a true conservationist, go ahead and leave a comment.

01:37:53.000 I hate it when I see people just throw trash out.

01:37:53.000 I do.

01:37:55.000 I always pick trash up or put it in the recycling.

01:37:57.000 Not now with coronavirus.

01:37:59.000 I'm not taking those chances right now.

01:38:00.000 I'm just gonna live in a wasteland and hope Captain Planet shows up every now and then.

01:38:03.000 But the issue is, I hate it when people just throw trash out.

01:38:07.000 You know what I hate?

01:38:07.000 When environmentalists who are done with their open mic poet night throw a cigarette butt down with non-biodegradable fiberglass.

01:38:16.000 Yeah, a couple of research points here.

01:38:18.000 So we have solar energy.

01:38:23.000 So with the solar energy, you have these solar panels that actually create 300 times more toxic waste.

01:38:32.000 per energy unit than nuclear power plants, right?

01:38:35.000 And then the second point...

01:38:36.000 What a big part of that, by the way, that that stat doesn't tell is because they have

01:38:39.000 to mine for all these rare metals, right, and minerals to create solar panels, and so

01:38:43.000 it also has a higher death rate per kilowatt of energy, yeah.

01:38:45.000 Yeah, and those metals actually have an infinite half-life, unlike the, you know, the nuclear

01:38:53.000 waste, which has a long half-life, but it's not infinite.

01:38:55.000 Well, yeah, it's not infinite, and it can also be contained, and we've been doing it for a very long time.

01:39:00.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

01:39:01.000 I would be right now organizing the hemisphere and the world to provide $20 billion for the Amazon, for Brazil, no longer to burn the Amazon so they could have forests.

01:39:12.000 They're no longer forests, but they could have farming.

01:39:14.000 Are you sure?

01:39:15.000 Is he saying forests?

01:39:16.000 That's a drink.

01:39:17.000 More carbon in the Amazon and the region that's burning now than we emit I don't know how long I can do this.

01:39:23.000 In one entire year per year.

01:39:24.000 Thank you.

01:39:24.000 Thank you, Mr. Vice President.

01:39:25.000 In one entire year per year?

01:39:27.000 That's a drink.

01:39:27.000 Come on.

01:39:28.000 I mean, you mentioned we started this debate talking about... In one entire year per year.

01:39:34.000 I meant annum.

01:39:37.000 Why am I stopping?

01:39:38.000 The one revolution around the sun.

01:39:40.000 I think you're right.

01:39:41.000 I said it.

01:39:42.000 We have to act dramatically, boldly, if we're going to save lives in this country and around the world.

01:39:48.000 Because his healthcare plan wouldn't do enough in taking over a fifth of the American economy, then he just wants to earmark and the rest with a five-page Green New Deal.

01:39:59.000 Healthcare and the rest!

01:40:04.000 Ladies and gentlemen, do we have the courage to destroy America?

01:40:08.000 Do we possess what it takes to take a great nation and turn it into a dumpster fire?

01:40:16.000 If so, vote for Bernie.

01:40:18.000 VP Richard Payne.

01:40:19.000 ago. All we don't know is if fossil fuels, if oil and carbon emissions are causing climate change.

01:40:27.000 They knew. ExxonMobil knew. They lied. In fact, I think they should be held criminally accountable.

01:40:33.000 But this, Jake, is an issue of enormous consequence. What Joe was saying goes nowhere near

01:40:39.000 enough. It's not a question of money. Let me give me a minute here. Let's we have time to talk about

01:40:42.000 it. Give me another minute. I just look, I look, I don't understand how debates work.

01:40:48.000 The Democratic establishment won't give me more minutes.

01:40:50.000 No more subsidies for the phosphate industry.

01:40:53.000 No more drilling on federal lands.

01:40:55.000 No more drilling including offshore.

01:40:57.000 No ability for the oil industry to continue to drill.

01:41:00.000 Period.

01:41:01.000 The reason we've cut down on catastrophic spills is because we have more control and we've opened up fracking and offshore drilling.

01:41:11.000 The fact that the BP oil spill was considered such a disaster was proof positive that it's abnormal because that doesn't happen in the United States the way that it does in third world countries or in the Middle East all of the time on which we were... We're actually no longer completely energy dependent, for example, on Saudi Arabia.

01:41:28.000 I think it's a great thing.

01:41:29.000 I think we should completely reduce our energy dependence.

01:41:31.000 You know what I love about Joe Biden?

01:41:32.000 He ends his point without it sounding like he's ended his point.

01:41:35.000 They're doing coal.

01:41:35.000 You make you will pay an economic price for it like what's happening in China there. They're exporting coal

01:41:42.000 Significant coal. Thank you. Look obviously the power of the cool. Yeah, I love about Joe Biden's he ends his point

01:41:47.000 Without it sounding like he's ended his point They're doing coal you guys remember call

01:41:53.000 Thank you guys gonna write the note Oh, here we go.

01:41:59.000 Here's the aggressive stance.

01:42:01.000 This is where he asks for the manager.

01:42:02.000 Look, he's doing the bob and weave Joe Frazier.

01:42:04.000 We're gonna stop destroying this planet. No ifs, buts, and maybes about it. I'm talking about speaking to China.

01:42:11.000 Well, I'm not sure your proposal...

01:42:13.000 I'm not sure.

01:42:15.000 ...to China.

01:42:16.000 Bernie, I feel like this is the moment you should be sure about your opponent.

01:42:19.000 In this moment, making the point that instead of spending 1.8 billion on weapons of destruction designed to kill each

01:42:27.000 other, maybe we should pool our resources to fight our common

01:42:31.000 enemy, which is climate change.

01:42:32.000 I know the heart is in the right place, but this requires dramatic Bold action.

01:42:38.000 We've got to take on the fossil fuel industry.

01:42:40.000 He said bold action twice.

01:42:42.000 It was multiple times.

01:42:42.000 Our plan takes on the fossil fuel industry and it unites the world.

01:42:46.000 He just got finished saying.

01:42:47.000 What's he going to do?

01:42:48.000 He's going to bring these countries together, make it clear to them.

01:42:52.000 I'm saying we bring them together, make them live up to the commitments.

01:42:55.000 If they don't live up to the commitments, they pay a financial price for it.

01:43:00.000 They pay an economic price for it. 0.73

01:43:04.000 The Jews! 0.93

01:43:05.000 No, wait!

01:43:05.000 I don't need an election on what's gonna happen about rising seas.

01:43:10.000 I know what happens.

01:43:11.000 As a lapsed Jew, I take offense.

01:43:13.000 What's that mean?

01:43:16.000 I don't believe in anything.

01:43:17.000 I wrote the first climate change bill that was in the Congress.

01:43:20.000 I don't think Bernie realizes that all of this like gesturing and like

01:43:24.000 makes him look like he's not organized and he's just like reacting emotionally.

01:43:30.000 This idea that all of a sudden Bernie found this out is amazing to me.

01:43:35.000 Senator Sanders.

01:43:36.000 Bernie didn't find it out.

01:43:37.000 Bernie is listening.

01:43:39.000 Bernie talks in the third person.

01:43:41.000 A little bit of his Tarzan Jane role-playing.

01:43:42.000 Bernie gonna be president.

01:43:43.000 Bernie real good.

01:43:43.000 around the world to fill their...

01:43:44.000 A little bit of his Tarzan Jane role-playing when Hall made it onto the stage.

01:43:48.000 What this moment is about, Joe, is that the scientists who are covering us,

01:43:52.000 they underestimated the severity of the crisis.

01:43:56.000 They were wrong.

01:43:57.000 Bernie man.

01:43:58.000 Jane Sanders woman.

01:43:59.000 All that I'm saying right here is that we have, we are fighting for the future of this

01:44:05.000 planet, for the well-being of our kids and future generations.

01:44:09.000 Does no one else?

01:44:10.000 We're all playing cards on the table.

01:44:14.000 You'll never hear me say it.

01:44:16.000 What we need to do right now Oh, by the way, for those of you who have conspiracy theories about my wedding ring, the only reason it's gone is I had an Oura ring, which was like a fitness tracker, and it was so crappy, don't worry, they're not a sponsor, it sucked, and then I dropped it, and it just stopped working, and then my old ring before the Oura, like, my fingers are just bigger than they were.

01:44:37.000 Yeah, those little sausages.

01:44:38.000 I do have those little sausage fingers.

01:44:40.000 So I think I'm gonna get a wedding ring tattoo.

01:44:42.000 Do it.

01:44:43.000 I'm not even a tattoo guy, but I just, that way, because I always have to take it off with jujitsu and weightlifting.

01:44:47.000 Anyway, totally irrelevant.

01:44:48.000 Back to the point.

01:44:48.000 Let me know at S Crowder if you think I should get a wedding ring tattoo.

01:44:51.000 If you have one, send in your best picture and I probably won't do that, but I'll, you know.

01:44:55.000 Let us know.

01:44:56.000 Something like that.

01:44:56.000 Promo code Crowder debate stream.

01:44:57.000 $20 off.

01:44:58.000 We should be talking about things like I've been talking about for years.

01:45:02.000 High-speed rail.

01:45:03.000 Taking millions of automobiles off the road.

01:45:05.000 Okay.

01:45:06.000 I just spoke about this earlier and I'm sure we probably got some comments from people saying, oh, liberals.

01:45:11.000 One of the most controversial articles I ever wrote when I was at Fox News, I don't even know if it's still up there if you could search it in the archive, was that liberals, the far left wants you on public transit because that's another way that they can control you.

01:45:20.000 Then recently there was an article I think we wrote about on the website that said we need to make gas more expensive so that it discourages people from buying SUVs so they start using public transit.

01:45:28.000 Joe Biden just said high-speed rails.

01:45:31.000 Now, he didn't say we need to encourage industry or provide tax incentives to private companies that could create technological advancements so that rail travel could be more effective.

01:45:40.000 He said high-speed rails so that we can take millions of cars off the road.

01:45:46.000 Tell me that that's for you, the American working class.

01:45:49.000 Tell me that that's going to make your life a better place, to be dependent on the United States government.

01:45:54.000 You know who can talk to you about that?

01:45:56.000 Hurricane Sandy in New York.

01:45:58.000 You know who can talk about that?

01:45:59.000 People right now who are quarantined in countries where they can't leave because they're dependent entirely on the government for transportation.

01:46:04.000 People in mass cities right now.

01:46:06.000 Does anyone want to be in a place with mass public transit right now with the coronavirus?

01:46:10.000 Now, magnify that and make it an actually significantly deadly disease.

01:46:15.000 Not that it's not deadly in some capacity, but increase it to the likelihood of, let's say, like the Spanish flu, and you're in New York.

01:46:23.000 Or you're in Baltimore and you have to be on the Joe Biden Express.

01:46:26.000 Can I listen to the people of Shelbyville?

01:46:30.000 High-speed rail.

01:46:31.000 He just said it!

01:46:32.000 High-speed rail so we can take millions of cars off the road.

01:46:36.000 And I will fight to implement it.

01:46:38.000 Thank you so much, Senator Sanders.

01:46:40.000 We're going to be back with more from the CNN Univision Democratic Presidential Debate.

01:46:43.000 Stay with us.

01:46:44.000 Oh, another break?

01:46:45.000 Another break.

01:46:46.000 Wow, we have it.

01:46:47.000 They went, like, they went two hours and then took a break.

01:46:49.000 And then they went 14 minutes and took another break.

01:46:53.000 The UFC, side-by-side.

01:46:54.000 Oh, do we have the UFC side-by-side?

01:46:55.000 Look at that.

01:46:56.000 Yeah, now bring up.

01:46:58.000 Oh, we don't have them.

01:46:58.000 Oh yeah, can you bring up CNN?

01:47:01.000 Bring up the CNN thing.

01:47:02.000 Can we bring it up full screen?

01:47:03.000 Do we have it full?

01:47:04.000 Oh shoot, they see us.

01:47:06.000 Can we get rid of us?

01:47:07.000 People don't want to see us.

01:47:09.000 Hold on one second, we're going to show you.

01:47:15.000 Okay, look at that.

01:47:16.000 Okay, look.

01:47:17.000 Biden and Bernie, now bring up the UFC promo pic.

01:47:20.000 Come on! 0.61

01:47:21.000 Tell me that's not the influence!

01:47:23.000 It's got the same dramatic lighting.

01:47:24.000 I like it.

01:47:24.000 It's like a Roman Polanski film.

01:47:26.000 You can always tell the style of lighting.

01:47:28.000 CNN probably brought in the same photographer for the UFC.

01:47:31.000 And he was like, I don't know what you, like, I'm used to shoot, I'm used to filming, taking pictures of, like, Adonis' physical specimens.

01:47:36.000 Like, no, we got Bernie Sanders.

01:47:39.000 He said, all right.

01:47:41.000 The check's cash.

01:47:42.000 Freedom from religion.

01:47:43.000 They've got really well-defined necks.

01:47:45.000 Wait, this is the guy, is this Dan Savage?

01:47:47.000 This is the guy who talks about fisting to grade schoolers.

01:47:50.000 This is Ron Reagan.

01:47:52.000 Oh, never mind then.

01:47:53.000 Someone bring up a picture of Dan Savage and tell me he doesn't look like him.

01:47:56.000 Sorry, Mr. Reagan.

01:48:00.000 Sorry that I just besmirched your good reputation.

01:48:03.000 Bring up a picture of Dan Savage, one that looks particularly like Mr. Reagan.

01:48:08.000 Because it said freedom from religion and he's always fought against religion.

01:48:13.000 Is it Dan Savage, the gay activist guy?

01:48:16.000 I'm working on it here.

01:48:17.000 Reg is going to bring it up and then we'll take a quick break.

01:48:20.000 Do we have a short break that we can do?

01:48:22.000 What do we got?

01:48:22.000 We got a little resemblance there.

01:48:24.000 Come on! 0.61

01:48:24.000 Tell me you don't see that! 0.61

01:48:26.000 What about Got an Itch Girl? 0.88

01:48:27.000 Come on, that's my favorite.

01:48:30.000 Again, the promo code is CrowderDebateStream.

01:48:32.000 We're trying to keep up a little bit more right now so that that way we don't have to cut it out so much so we're not removed, but if for some reason you want to hear the debate a little bit more because we're trying to fact check it live, of course you can sync it up with us and listen to both live, but it's good.

01:48:45.000 This time I don't think we're gonna be removed so we will be back in three minutes however long their commercials

01:48:50.000 take Do not attempt the training techniques you are about to see

01:48:56.000 without consulting a professional you

01:49:02.000 Tonight on Crowder 911.

01:49:03.000 I don't think Joe Biden knows what he's doing.

01:49:06.000 A physically inappropriate politician.

01:49:08.000 He's at the point where he gropes every person that walks by.

01:49:12.000 Reeks havoc on the lives of his voters.

01:49:15.000 At first I thought he was cool, but then he started kissing my neck and sniffing.

01:49:25.000 This Joe Biden was clearly out of control and it was time for someone to do something about it.

01:49:30.000 Quarter person of color Garrett and his co-worker Maddie have been dealing with

01:49:40.000 a politician with no respect for boundaries or personal space.

01:49:44.000 Hey, Corner Black! 0.97

01:49:45.000 Hey.

01:49:46.000 What seems to be the problem?

01:49:47.000 Well, it's Joe Biden here.

01:49:49.000 He won't stop sniffing and kissing people.

01:49:51.000 It's a real problem.

01:49:52.000 I've done everything.

01:49:53.000 I don't know what to do.

01:49:54.000 Okay, see, the first thing you did is right now, you're very tense.

01:49:58.000 You're giving off that energy and you actually encourage that behavior.

01:50:03.000 I encourage it?

01:50:04.000 That's right.

01:50:05.000 Okay.

01:50:05.000 Oh, what do I do?

01:50:07.000 The first thing we need you to do is get your Joe Biden to a calm, relaxed state.

01:50:12.000 And we're going to do that with no talk, no touch, no eye contact.

01:50:17.000 Okay?

01:50:17.000 Okay.

01:50:18.000 That's right.

01:50:18.000 All right.

01:50:19.000 It's okay to drop the leash.

01:50:20.000 It's okay.

01:50:25.000 It's okay.

01:50:29.000 See, what I did is I do a small correction when Joe Biden goes in to kiss my... See? 0.57

01:50:35.000 I'm stopping the brain from escalating to a state of sexual assault.

01:50:42.000 That's right.

01:50:43.000 I just feel bad for him.

01:50:44.000 I don't think Joe Biden knows what he's doing.

01:50:46.000 My correction is not to hurt Joe Biden, but just to snap the brain out of it.

01:50:53.000 Okay, now you try.

01:50:54.000 It's okay.

01:50:55.000 It's okay.

01:50:57.000 No?

01:50:58.000 Come assertive!

01:50:59.000 Come assertive!

01:51:00.000 Hey! 0.99

01:51:01.000 See, this quarter black is giving off a tense energy and escalating.

01:51:06.000 He's asking himself, is Joe Biden gonna kiss my neck?

01:51:09.000 Is he gonna make a hair puppet?

01:51:11.000 And Joe Biden is already escalating his energy to match.

01:51:15.000 And he's rubbing shoulders and kissing the faces.

01:51:20.000 Come assertive!

01:51:21.000 Assertive!

01:51:22.000 That's it!

01:51:23.000 That's right!

01:51:24.000 That's right!

01:51:25.000 You are the alpha of the pack!

01:51:27.000 Hey! 0.99

01:51:28.000 Yes, that's it.

01:51:29.000 Okay, correction, correction.

01:51:31.000 Correct?

01:51:32.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:51:33.000 Because he can only have water when you say he can have water.

01:51:37.000 That's right.

01:51:38.000 Boundaries, consistency.

01:51:39.000 Now I can have water.

01:51:41.000 You can, you can have it.

01:51:43.000 Now, this quarter black was doing really good with his Joe Biden. 0.99

01:51:53.000 So it's time to introduce a new challenge.

01:51:56.000 Okay, 2Q Maddie.

01:51:57.000 It's okay.

01:51:58.000 It's okay.

01:51:58.000 Go.

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01:53:13.000 Bernie's saying something crazy.

01:53:14.000 ...in China today is much less than what it was 40 or 50 years ago.

01:53:18.000 That's a fact.

01:53:20.000 So I think we condemn authoritarianism, whether it's in China, Russia, Cuba, any place else, but to simply say that nothing ever done by any of those administrations had a positive impact on the people. 0.97

01:53:34.000 Didn't he just give Donald Trump a bunch of shit for saying that he said Donald Trump believed China when they were lying to their people, which by the way, nobody knew. 0.93

01:53:42.000 Donald Trump couldn't have known at that time. 0.99

01:53:45.000 On the flip side, so Donald Trump said, hey, China, at this point, which is what we thought, China seems to be doing their best to contain the coronavirus.

01:53:52.000 Thank you very much, China.

01:53:53.000 Whereas Bernie said, hey, you know what?

01:53:56.000 Let's try and understand why they ran over people with tanks, because they're providing some good social programs.

01:54:02.000 Castro and his brother.

01:54:04.000 That is to change the policy so that we can impact on Cuba's policy.

01:54:12.000 Impact on your frontal lobe.

01:54:14.000 The praising of Cuba, the praising just now of China.

01:54:19.000 China is an authoritarian dictatorship.

01:54:22.000 That's what it is.

01:54:22.000 We have to deal with them because they're there.

01:54:24.000 But the idea that they, in fact, have increased the wealth of people in that country, it's been marginal, the change that's taken place.

01:54:31.000 CNN.

01:54:33.000 CNN.

01:54:34.000 You can't get a makeup artist to cover up those liver spots. 1.00

01:54:38.000 The power of liver spots.

01:54:40.000 Crying out loud.

01:54:41.000 Boost that audio.

01:54:43.000 Looks like the old street guy on Beauty and the Beast.

01:54:45.000 Yeah, let's turn it up a little bit.

01:54:46.000 An awful dictatorship killing millions and millions of people.

01:54:50.000 In addition to that, we have a circumstance where after the election was all over and we knew what was done.

01:54:56.000 Hey Bernie, play to the audience here a little bit.

01:54:59.000 When he says that communist dictators kill millions of people, look like you agree. 1.00

01:55:05.000 Not like you're planning your third honeymoon, asshole. 1.00

01:55:08.000 He's about to white knight for him. 1.00

01:55:09.000 That's exactly what the problem with politics is about.

01:55:12.000 Alright, question.

01:55:14.000 Did China make progress in ending extreme poverty over the last few years?

01:55:19.000 He just lost the election!

01:55:20.000 Bernie Sanders just lost the election!

01:55:23.000 Did China make progress in ending poverty?

01:55:26.000 No!

01:55:27.000 No, Bernie! 0.99

01:55:28.000 Certainly not compared to the United States, dummy! 0.83

01:55:31.000 It's not even close! 1.00

01:55:32.000 By throwing the poorest Chinese citizens into labor camps and killing them. 1.00

01:55:36.000 Right. 0.99

01:55:37.000 The number of people objectively under the poverty line went down.

01:55:41.000 Bernie's gonna have his own signature line of Nike sneakers.

01:55:44.000 Look at how rich we are.

01:55:46.000 Air Bernies!

01:55:47.000 Just do it!

01:55:48.000 A wealth of Purell.

01:55:50.000 Oh man.

01:55:51.000 Thank you very much.

01:55:51.000 Is this what the Kardashians feel like?

01:55:54.000 They're bottom heavy.

01:55:54.000 I don't know.

01:55:57.000 He just lost the election.

01:55:58.000 Bernie just lost the election.

01:56:00.000 If people are listening, he just lost the election.

01:56:04.000 General rule, don't praise Hitler or the Nazis ever, and don't say that Communist China... Here's the thing, in a vacuum, if you would say that Communist China is...

01:56:15.000 Is better off today than 30 years ago as far as the poorest among them?

01:56:19.000 Sure.

01:56:20.000 That may or may not be true.

01:56:21.000 But it does not exist in a vacuum when compared to the United States or other free enterprise economies.

01:56:28.000 Even South Korea.

01:56:29.000 You don't have to go all the way across the globe into another hemisphere.

01:56:33.000 China may or may not have improved slightly.

01:56:36.000 And again, like you said, Bernie, we can't trust the Chinese because you were condemning Donald Trump for taking them at their word that they were containing the coronavirus. 0.94

01:56:44.000 But we don't have to.

01:56:45.000 Because you can compare it to every other non-communist country.

01:56:50.000 Unless Bernie believes that the poorest in China, in Cuba, are better off than the poorest in the United States.

01:56:57.000 And the truth is, it seems like he does.

01:56:59.000 That's why he doesn't understand that he shouldn't make this argument.

01:57:03.000 This is the ism.

01:57:04.000 And if you don't have an ism, people say, I don't believe in ideologies.

01:57:07.000 Well, guess what?

01:57:08.000 Bernie does.

01:57:09.000 Biden maybe not so much, Trump maybe not so much, but Bernie does.

01:57:12.000 Someone like Ted Cruz does.

01:57:14.000 Bernie does have an ideology.

01:57:15.000 And if you don't understand ideology, and if you don't understand your ism, what your worldview is, it doesn't mean that you have to follow lockstep with the Republican Party, but you do have to understand how you view the world.

01:57:26.000 Otherwise, you have no hope of understanding why Bernie Sanders, in 2020, when running for the President of the United States, is even thinking of implying that China has done anything to reduce poverty.

01:57:42.000 You have to understand the isms. 0.99

01:57:44.000 His sucks! 1.00

01:57:45.000 You should not be. 0.99

01:57:45.000 Sorry. 0.99

01:57:47.000 Sorry, Mrs. Half-Asian Richmond. 1.00

01:57:48.000 Oh, she's from Hong Kong. 1.00

01:57:49.000 nuclear weapons or weapons of mass destruction.

01:57:51.000 Sorry Mrs. Half Asian Richmond. 0.99

01:57:54.000 The President Obama turned to me and said get those troops out of there.

01:57:57.000 I was responsible for getting 150,000 troops out of Iraq.

01:58:03.000 Guess who opposed it?

01:58:04.000 Donald Trump. 1.00

01:58:04.000 was a fake. You should throw it away. And I'm prepared to compare my foreign policy credentials 1.00

01:58:10.000 up against my friend here on any day of the week and every day. Well let's start off with the war

01:58:14.000 in Iraq Joe. I was there too. I was in the house. Guess who opposed it? Donald Trump. And by the way

01:58:20.000 let's be... That's a wash for Bernie and Trump. You were there at the signing uh ceremony with Bush.

01:58:26.000 Everybody... And by the way I'll say something unpopular. 0.97

01:58:29.000 I supported the war in Iraq at that point, and now I understand that it was a futile effort because these people, and I don't mean brown people, these people in Iraq are animals. 0.97

01:58:40.000 They think if they kill the next guy they can be number one. 0.96

01:58:41.000 They don't understand a constitutional republic, let alone the idea of democracy.

01:58:44.000 It hasn't worked.

01:58:45.000 We have overall not improved it significantly.

01:58:45.000 Right?

01:58:50.000 I understood that.

01:58:51.000 I was on the floor of the House time and time again.

01:58:54.000 But the issue is not just the war in Iraq.

01:58:56.000 He said time and time again.

01:58:57.000 It's not a stutter, but I want to take a drink.

01:58:59.000 The issue is the trade agreement.

01:59:00.000 It wasn't so easy for me to lead the effort against the... Has anyone done more for changing trade agreements than Donald Trump?

01:59:07.000 Any president in modern history.

01:59:08.000 Can you name one?

01:59:09.000 Can anyone name one?

01:59:09.000 H.W.

01:59:10.000 did a lot.

01:59:10.000 Did he?

01:59:10.000 Yeah, I guess that's true.

01:59:10.000 Yeah.

01:59:11.000 The issue is whether or not in difficult times, God knows these are difficult times, we're

01:59:20.000 going to have the courage to take on powerful special interests and do what's right.

01:59:25.000 So just so you know, I'm not going to act like the bobbleheads and you're like I'm an expert, because I guarantee you Jake Tapper doesn't know everything. 0.87

01:59:32.000 I know that obviously we went in the direction, even if you go back to Carter, All the way through Donald Trump, the direction of NAFTA and TPP.

01:59:40.000 There might be some subtle variations therein, but that was the establishment politics.

01:59:44.000 Donald Trump has always opposed them.

01:59:45.000 He's done more to try and deconstruct them than any president in modern history.

01:59:48.000 He's done more to shift the direction of trade agreements.

01:59:51.000 And so that's where the populism between Bernie and Donald Trump are very similar.

01:59:55.000 The difference is Donald Trump's populism is optimistic.

01:59:58.000 We want to change these trade agreements so that Americans can compete and create jobs here.

02:00:02.000 Bernie Sanders wants to change the trade agreements so that he can give handouts. 0.71

02:00:05.000 And he smells like farts. 0.95

02:00:07.000 and he smells like farts. 0.74

02:00:07.000 Who are they, Joe? 0.74

02:00:08.000 I was the guy doing that negotiation.

02:00:09.000 I was the guy that helped put together a 60-nation organization to take on the ISIS in Iraq and

02:00:16.000 in Syria.

02:00:17.000 I've dealt with these folks.

02:00:19.000 I know them, and I know what they're like, and I know who the good guys are and who the

02:00:23.000 bad guys are.

02:00:24.000 Who are they, Joe?

02:00:25.000 Oh, wait, specifics.

02:00:26.000 The fact is, Bernie's notion about how he embraces folks like the Sandinistas and Cuba

02:00:32.000 and the former Soviet Union and talks about the good things they did in China. 0.92

02:00:38.000 Not only did you embrace the old Soviet Union, you honeymooned there, you prick! 0.97

02:00:42.000 I have led the effort against all forms of authoritarianism. 0.77

02:00:48.000 What?

02:00:48.000 led the effort. What?

02:00:50.000 Led the effort.

02:00:52.000 He just said that you have to acknowledge China didn't ward to any poverty.

02:00:56.000 ...you may know, worked with conservative Republicans to utilize for the very first time the War Powers Act

02:01:02.000 to get the United States out of the horrific war in Yemen led by Saudi Arabia.

02:01:08.000 That's what I did.

02:01:10.000 So my view is...

02:01:12.000 People ask if I ever agree with Bernie or anything.

02:01:14.000 I think Yemen is kind of a quagmire, so I don't want to get into the details here, but he's not wrong. 1.00

02:01:19.000 There you go.

02:01:20.000 People are like, could you ever agree with Bernie?

02:01:22.000 Yeah, man.

02:01:23.000 That's about it.

02:01:24.000 That's where it ends.

02:01:25.000 Hey, you guys both are into pants.

02:01:27.000 That's true.

02:01:28.000 Actually, you know what?

02:01:30.000 Mine's more of an obligation.

02:01:31.000 His is really because he wants to cover up the stick thighs. 0.83

02:01:34.000 You should see the liver spots on his legs.

02:01:38.000 Someone's like, did someone paint spots on those stilts?

02:01:45.000 Well, look, my message is resonating across the board.

02:01:49.000 Every single state we've been in, there's been a significant turnout.

02:01:52.000 In Virginia, turnout was up 70%.

02:01:53.000 Sorry, you missed the question, Joe.

02:02:00.000 Not Virginians. 1.00

02:02:01.000 Look what's happened in North Carolina.

02:02:03.000 Look what's happened in Washington state.

02:02:04.000 Look what's happened across the board.

02:02:06.000 Is he just naming states?

02:02:07.000 Yeah, I think.

02:02:10.000 Did he just say land?

02:02:10.000 Dominican Republic.

02:02:11.000 The reason is because they know I am a Democrat with a capital D who in fact believes that our base is the base of the Democratic Party, which are hard-working men and women who in fact are high school educated, African-Americans and minorities, including Hispanics, but all minorities, suburban women, people who in fact have a sense of our place in the world.

02:02:34.000 What about people who look like you?

02:02:35.000 White men. 0.62

02:02:36.000 Not those guys. 1.00

02:02:38.000 You're assholes! 1.00

02:02:38.000 Look at Bernie's smile. 1.00

02:02:39.000 It's like he can do it without doing this.

02:02:43.000 Without picking up your teeth.

02:02:43.000 Let me just follow up with you about an issue that you're having for the second consecutive

02:02:49.000 presidential election.

02:02:50.000 You're struggling to gain wide support from African Americans.

02:02:54.000 Why is your message not resonating with African American voters?

02:02:57.000 My lawyer is not amused.

02:02:59.000 Here is what I believe is happening, and this is an important point.

02:03:02.000 I think it's imperative that we defeat Trump.

02:03:04.000 I think it's imperative that we defeat Trump.

02:03:09.000 I think our campaign of a biracial, bi-generational, multi-generational, grassroots movement is

02:03:17.000 the way to do it.

02:03:19.000 Now we have won some states, Joe has won more states than I have.

02:03:23.000 But here's what we are winning.

02:03:25.000 We are winning the ideological struggle, even in states like Mississippi.

02:03:29.000 Didn't you just say, please vote for me, I'm losing?

02:03:31.000 I'm down in the polls, please vote for me.

02:03:35.000 Look, if you want an underdog, I'm under, and I'm a dog.

02:03:40.000 Do you get to object to non-responsive in a debate?

02:03:41.000 struggle. Depending on the state we're winning people 50 years of age or

02:03:45.000 younger, big-time people 30 years of age and younger. I frankly have my doubts.

02:03:50.000 Look, if I lose this thing, Joe wins. Do you get to object to non-responsive in a debate?

02:03:55.000 I have my doubts. The what? Objection non-responsive is when someone doesn't

02:03:59.000 answer the question and I've yet to hear him actually talk about the

02:04:03.000 African-American voters that he can't get to his side because he's so far

02:04:08.000 left they can't even see him.

02:04:09.000 Because as you said earlier, the African-American vote is the centrist of the Democratic Party.

02:04:14.000 Yeah, they're not on board with the crazy socialism of Bernie Sanders.

02:04:16.000 ...who are great people, who have the agenda that we need, but also don't vote in the numbers that we need.

02:04:22.000 I have my doubts that Vice President Biden's campaign can generate that energy and excitement and that voter turnout.

02:04:31.000 I think he's right, but this isn't the right message to be sending.

02:04:38.000 I have my doubts about Joe Biden.

02:04:42.000 Man, you gotta go for the hammer blow right now.

02:04:44.000 He can't do it.

02:04:45.000 We can do it.

02:04:46.000 We're the chance.

02:04:46.000 Make it happen.

02:04:47.000 If you want a president who can't even defeat his own primary opponent and even speak strongly against him in the most simple terms... Yeah, if Bernie were in Queen, his song would be, We're doing okay, my friends.

02:05:03.000 And we'll keep doing everything in our power until close to the termination of the contract.

02:05:13.000 We're not number one because that would be the establishment, but we'll perpetually, number two, we'll retire number one because it's not good.

02:05:25.000 We will, we will, uh, uh, uh, hopefully be heard by you.

02:05:30.000 Oh, you want another break?

02:05:33.000 Another break?

02:05:34.000 I don't want to go to another break.

02:05:35.000 Wow.

02:05:36.000 I feel like we're not as amazing as CNN.

02:05:38.000 Nope, no break.

02:05:39.000 Is this the part where they sell self-lubricating pocket catheters

02:05:42.000 in the phones with the giant numbers?

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02:05:53.000 Paul Giamatti.

02:05:54.000 There's a guy who's possibly the best actor I can think of in modern times.

02:05:58.000 He really is amazing.

02:06:00.000 Do we have anything that we needed to fact check there, Reg, from the last one?

02:06:04.000 No, I don't believe so.

02:06:05.000 No, no, no.

02:06:06.000 I think, you know, Bernie, I think if we learned anything from Trump is that if you want to beat the establishment, you have to go for the jugular.

02:06:14.000 You've got to be cutthroat.

02:06:15.000 And Bernie just isn't willing to do that.

02:06:17.000 That's what you're talking about.

02:06:19.000 And so that's why I want to see him get really down and dirty because that's what Trump would do here.

02:06:24.000 If you, you know, if Bernie wants to win, that's what he would do.

02:06:26.000 Well, you know what I think happens is when you hear Bernie on the campaign trail, he's far more aggressive than in debates.

02:06:31.000 Whereas Donald Trump was sort of the flip of that.

02:06:31.000 Yep.

02:06:33.000 On the campaign trail it was mostly rhetorical and then in debates he was going for the throat.

02:06:37.000 Because if Bernie in a debate says the things that he says on the campaign trail, in other

02:06:40.000 words, if he goes into this debate with Joe Biden and he says, I support the Green New

02:06:44.000 Deal and Joe Biden's going, what?

02:06:47.000 That's five pages and it takes over the entire American economy.

02:06:50.000 This is what we're talking about.

02:06:52.000 This kind of radicalism.

02:06:53.000 So he has to tone it down.

02:06:54.000 This is the big difference between Republicans and Democrats.

02:06:56.000 Democrats have to run as more centrist to win.

02:07:00.000 Whereas Republicans, they always talk about Republicans are so divisive because they have to appeal to the base.

02:07:05.000 Yeah.

02:07:06.000 Whether you like them or not, Republicans have to appeal to their actual principles if they have any hope of winning the presidency.

02:07:12.000 Think about it.

02:07:12.000 The big knock against Donald Trump was, we think this guy's a centrist, a guy who was a Democrat for a long time in New York, who's pretending to be a conservative right now so that he can win the Republican primary.

02:07:22.000 Whereas right here you have Democrats trying to present themselves as more centrist than they actually are.

02:07:27.000 So people can talk about which issues Americans line up with.

02:07:31.000 You hear a lot of people on the left like Samantha Bee, Young Turks, John Oliver saying most people support Medicare for all.

02:07:36.000 Well, hold on a second.

02:07:37.000 When you say most people support some kind of free health care, sure.

02:07:41.000 When it comes down to Americans who support a socialized health care plan that would By necessity, prohibit privatized insurance.

02:07:48.000 I think the number's down to what, 13%?

02:07:50.000 12%?

02:07:50.000 I think we have that source somewhere.

02:07:52.000 They have to present themselves as more centrist than their policies.

02:07:56.000 Donald Trump had to present himself as more right-leaning than how he may have been in actuality.

02:08:01.000 That should tell you who lines up with more Americans, because you can use statistics to try and ask leading questions all you want.

02:08:07.000 Ultimately, there is imperial data, and statistics do matter, but I tend to give more weight to statistics that nail specifics, not just, would you like some kind of free healthcare?

02:08:16.000 Oh, yeah!

02:08:18.000 He meant empirical.

02:08:19.000 So... What did I say?

02:08:20.000 Imperial.

02:08:21.000 Did I say imperial?

02:08:22.000 It's not the king's evidence.

02:08:24.000 That drink is 9%.

02:08:24.000 Thank you for correcting me.

02:08:28.000 Yeah, I'm not talking about measuring systems.

02:08:32.000 I'm in empirical evidence.

02:08:34.000 I was trying to avoid the word empire after Bernie Sanders praised communist China.

02:08:38.000 You know, when you look back at the earlier debate when Warren came out swinging against Bloomberg, and she scored so many great points.

02:08:43.000 I mean, she was too far behind, she had too many crazy messages, and frankly, not any good explanations for her health care plan. 0.88

02:08:50.000 She was doomed.

02:08:50.000 But when you look at what Bernie's doing today, he's making a lot of faces, he's raising a lot of fingers while Joe's speaking, but he's not actually going after him.

02:08:58.000 And in the moments when you notice Joe finishes... Hold on a second.

02:09:01.000 Pause.

02:09:01.000 I wanted to continue that.

02:09:02.000 Did you see that?

02:09:04.000 I'm not gonna lie, I'm feeling the beer right now, so if I misspeak, you can correct me.

02:09:09.000 my Biden, you can be the Obama to my Biden.

02:09:12.000 Said fact versus fiction and it showed them hauling somebody out in a chamber like E.T.

02:09:17.000 They didn't cry, they're like fact versus fiction.

02:09:22.000 And the flowers are blooming. 0.97

02:09:25.000 It was ridiculous. 0.60

02:09:25.000 Okay, so I love it. 0.60

02:09:26.000 I love it.

02:09:27.000 No, and this is the moment he had to do it.

02:09:29.000 So Joe Biden finishes a comment.

02:09:31.000 Maybe he said something coherent.

02:09:33.000 Probably he didn't.

02:09:34.000 And then Bernie turns and you'll notice he does this a bunch of times.

02:09:38.000 He goes, look rather than answer your question, I'm going to go somewhere else.

02:09:42.000 I'm going to go over here.

02:09:43.000 Remember, What happened?

02:09:46.000 And I'm going to ask you a question that doesn't relate.

02:09:50.000 And maybe you'll forget, like I forgot, what we were even talking about.

02:09:54.000 That might be his plan, is to hope that Joe Biden forgets where he started.

02:09:56.000 I know, but he's not even at that point throwing the pebbles in his face and then sucker punching him, which is what he needed to do now.

02:10:03.000 I mean, he's creating a lot of smoke, but then also getting confused.

02:10:07.000 That's the part that doesn't make sense.

02:10:09.000 Yes, I think you're right, but I will say this.

02:10:10.000 That must be because Bernie Sanders is afraid to stand by his policy because Bernie Sanders does seem pretty mentally sharp tonight.

02:10:16.000 He's wrong, but he's certainly more mentally sharp than Joe Biden.

02:10:20.000 He's not going as far as he needs to if he's going to really be the change leader.

02:10:25.000 But I don't think he's going around the bend intellectually.

02:10:28.000 I think Joe Biden seriously has dementia.

02:10:30.000 Okay, let's see Jake Tapper.

02:10:33.000 I just touched my mouth doing an impression of Bernie.

02:10:34.000 who are concerned about, affected by, or dealing with the coronavirus.

02:10:41.000 Well our hearts go out to all of you. I just touched my mouth doing an impression of Bernie.

02:10:45.000 We need to move aggressively to make sure that every person in this country who has the virus,

02:10:51.000 who thinks they have the virus, understands that they have all the healthcare that they need because they are

02:10:58.000 Americans.

02:10:59.000 That we move aggressively.

02:11:01.000 Why does that matter Bernie? I thought you didn't like it.

02:11:03.000 I don't care about you.

02:11:04.000 That's what he says.

02:11:04.000 He doesn't care about us.

02:11:05.000 Americans are not the everyone period. 0.93

02:11:07.000 Let's just bring over a bunch of Italians and roll the dice. 1.00

02:11:10.000 I'm fairly certain you can sum up Bernie's position of what is your closing message to

02:11:13.000 Americans about coronavirus.

02:11:15.000 I don't care about you.

02:11:17.000 That's what he says.

02:11:18.000 He doesn't care about it.

02:11:19.000 I want to open the borders and make sure that we have a lot of people named Savinelli. 1.00

02:11:25.000 I mean I really.

02:11:26.000 Well I'm just saying they're going to come in through Mexico. 0.90

02:11:29.000 I mean do you feel like the coronavirus could actually shift the whole debate about immigration

02:11:34.000 I mean, you have, I mean, in globalism in general, our reliance on other countries for industry and things like that, because you even have, you know, Mexico is wanting to close its border.

02:11:44.000 Yeah, that's true.

02:11:44.000 Mexico wanted to close its border.

02:11:47.000 And then you have 24 other countries that are restricting, you know, travel.

02:11:52.000 Mutual travel.

02:11:53.000 And closing their borders.

02:11:54.000 So I think it's going to be much more a survival thing.

02:11:56.000 People are going to become much more nationalists.

02:11:58.000 They're going to be concerned about the safety of our country and not just, you know, want open borders.

02:12:03.000 It really brings it into clear focus. 0.94

02:12:05.000 And I thought even more bold was when asked, the president of Mexico was said to keep out those filthy Hondurans. 1.00

02:12:12.000 Yeah. 0.98

02:12:13.000 I mean, he's bold. 0.95

02:12:14.000 I thought he said filthy Ohioan.

02:12:15.000 He's not shackled by the chains of political correctness like we are. 0.95

02:12:18.000 Like Bane.

02:12:19.000 I have corona.

02:12:19.000 Wait, no.

02:12:19.000 Why don't... Who stopped?

02:12:21.000 Why am I stopping?

02:12:21.000 message tonight for those concerned about affected by your corona wait no

02:12:27.000 why don't who's done one well I stop it I said at the outset I just can't

02:12:33.000 imagine what people are going through right now who have lost someone already

02:12:38.000 Speaking slowly to convey fake emotions.

02:12:39.000 I can't imagine what people are going through when they have a mom.

02:12:43.000 Look, for example, a good friend of ours is sitting outside.

02:12:45.000 Who?

02:12:45.000 Those people who happen to have moms.

02:12:46.000 Hey, by the way, the total number of people who've died to coronavirus in the United States is lower than people who've died because of socialized healthcare during that exact same period.

02:12:56.000 Just to keep it in context, probably in Italy alone.

02:12:59.000 How do I come up with those numbers?

02:13:01.000 Compare the mortality rates of cancer, of serious diseases in the United States versus socialized healthcare countries.

02:13:06.000 It's not even close.

02:13:07.000 I've buried several relatives because of it, by the way.

02:13:09.000 Took several months to get to an oncologist who diagnosed stage 4 lung cancer.

02:13:13.000 Sorry, I didn't mean to be a downer like that.

02:13:15.000 This is about the world.

02:13:17.000 This is about how- Sorry, I didn't mean to be a downer like that.

02:13:20.000 Still a funny stream!

02:13:21.000 And so first and foremost, what we have to do is start to listen to the science again.

02:13:28.000 As I said, we did, we met. 0.99

02:13:31.000 Like you listen to the science about men taking shits and little girls stalling? 0.99

02:13:35.000 Listen to the science on the YouTube. 1.00

02:13:37.000 Stutter!

02:13:37.000 Three stutters!

02:13:38.000 Three stutters!

02:13:39.000 Triple drink!

02:13:40.000 Oh jeez!

02:13:41.000 Oh god!

02:13:41.000 Stutter three starters three starters Geez, I might have to oh god. Oh, geez

02:13:47.000 Oh god, oh Oh, man!

02:13:51.000 Oh, God!

02:13:51.000 Oh, man!

02:13:52.000 Oh, God!

02:13:53.000 Oh, man!

02:13:53.000 If anyone doesn't know that, that's Ryan O'Neill.

02:13:56.000 Worst movie line delivery ever.

02:13:58.000 YouTube it.

02:13:58.000 Rendered harmless.

02:14:00.000 That we, in fact, make sure every paycheck is met.

02:14:03.000 Every paycheck that's out there that people are going to miss.

02:14:07.000 That we keep people in their homes.

02:14:09.000 They don't miss their mortgage payments.

02:14:10.000 They don't miss their rent payments.

02:14:13.000 Making sure that they're going to be able to take care of education.

02:14:16.000 And by the way, the education institutes are closing down right now.

02:14:20.000 And so there's so many things we have to do.

02:14:23.000 Come on, that was not only a stutter.

02:14:25.000 The best science in the world that's telling us what can stay open and what need be closed.

02:14:30.000 Like I said earlier.

02:14:31.000 What need be closed?

02:14:32.000 Wait, hold on a second.

02:14:33.000 Is that proper grammar?

02:14:34.000 Audio aid?

02:14:35.000 I don't know.

02:14:36.000 I think it's just old timey.

02:14:38.000 What's funny is you think he speaks English.

02:14:39.000 He doesn't.

02:14:41.000 The idea that we would close any place that... I can understand the decision made to close places where a hundred or fifty people or more gather, but how do you keep open the drugstore to make sure you can get your prescription?

02:14:54.000 How do you deal with... Bernie's like, you forced them!

02:14:57.000 He's like, I've got a plan, and yet his whole closing is like, but what do we do?

02:15:02.000 Seriously guys, I'm actually asking.

02:15:05.000 His whole plan sounds like he's sending an encrypted message to the pharmacist at his Duane Reade so that he hopes they don't close before the debate is over.

02:15:14.000 And I better be able to get my Lamisil after this because you know how important that is.

02:15:23.000 Like, who is he responding to?

02:15:24.000 Is anyone actually proposing closing pharmacies?

02:15:31.000 Yeah, actually, Bernie is, because he's gonna crush the whole healthcare industry.

02:15:40.000 So just to remind everybody, we do have a wrap-up stream on The Blaze only.

02:15:43.000 That's true.

02:15:45.000 Is it BlazeTV.com?

02:15:47.000 BlazeTV.com.

02:15:48.000 It's in the description below.

02:15:51.000 Oh no, Anderson Cooper.

02:15:55.000 Not the queer from the West Village. 1.00

02:15:58.000 Not because he's queer, just that he is the queer from West Village. 0.92

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02:17:01.000 Gosh, Mr. Sharpe.

02:17:03.000 We get it.

02:17:04.000 Go cough on some... Can we cough on some... Do I have that many wrinkles?

02:17:08.000 No, you don't have the wrinkles.

02:17:08.000 You just have the big... You just have a big head.

02:17:10.000 Then I'm a chow.

02:17:11.000 You have a photogenic head.

02:17:12.000 Thank you.

02:17:13.000 I think people think I'm shorter than I am in real life.

02:17:15.000 People think you're taller.

02:17:16.000 Because I have a small head.

02:17:17.000 You have a big head.

02:17:25.000 Hey, wait! 0.99

02:17:27.000 AHHHHH!

02:17:33.000 Hey, everyone.

02:17:35.000 Whistleblower22 here.

02:17:36.000 You may know that Joe Biden was recently seen with a blood-filled left eye during a climate town hall. 0.96

02:17:42.000 To normie, this is just more proof that this actual f***ing baby boomer is too old to support a closed circulatory system. 0.98

Louder with Crowder - March 15, 2020

BIDEN VS. BERNIE DEBATE LIVESTREAM! | Louder with Crowder

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