Louder with Crowder - August 01, 2025


Bill Burr Flames Out on Conservatives, Whites, and... Ben Shapiro


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Length

17 minutes

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2,703

Sentence count

359

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Misogyny

9

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Toxicity

31

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Hate speech

16

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I grew up in a family where they all had hot tips. Like my dad, smack your cheeks. And my mom would create laws that didn t exist. Like, if you ask for a cup of water, they have to give it to you because it's the drinking fountain.

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00:00:01.000 It's just when I went, I won't let marry your own. 1.00
00:00:08.000 Get buddy talked about grandpa.
00:00:10.000 Waking up the rock in the mind, I crystal more.
00:00:16.000 *music*
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00:00:50.000 Thank you.
00:01:01.000 Love the flow.
00:01:06.000 69.
00:01:08.000 Now it's time for new, believable people.
00:01:12.000 And we must do it.
00:01:14.000 If we don't control insiders, this will be over and over.
00:01:19.000 To lead it by an anticipation to hold the spread of lies.
00:01:27.000 And we must do it big, fat, love.
00:01:30.000 It's like common ground to hold the spread of lies.
00:01:34.000 And any America first. 0.65
00:01:38.000 America first.
00:01:40.000 Non-fatal.
00:01:41.000 We want to build a much better, believable people.
00:01:45.000 And we must do it.
00:01:46.000 Non-fatal.
00:01:48.000 Communication very much higher.
00:01:51.000 America first.
00:01:52.000 To lead it by an antic insiders fighting for insiders.
00:01:56.000 Time to stop.
00:01:58.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.
00:02:00.000 More of insiders fighting for insiders.
00:02:04.000 Time to stop.
00:02:05.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.
00:02:07.000 America first.
00:02:09.000 Love the flow.
00:02:13.000 69.
00:02:15.000 Now it's time for new, believable people.
00:02:18.000 And we must do it.
00:02:20.000 If we don't control insiders, this will be over and over.
00:02:25.000 To lead it by an anticipation.
00:02:27.000 Big, fat, love.
00:02:29.000 It's on common ground.
00:02:30.000 To hold the spread of lies.
00:02:33.000 And we must do it.
00:02:34.000 Big, fat, love.
00:02:36.000 It's on common ground.
00:02:38.000 To hold the spread of lies.
00:02:41.000 And any America first. 0.65
00:02:44.000 America first.
00:02:46.000 Non-fatal.
00:02:48.000 We want to build a much better, believable people.
00:02:52.000 And we must do it.
00:02:53.000 Non-fatal.
00:02:54.000 Communication very much higher.
00:02:57.000 America first.
00:02:59.000 to lead by an any...
00:03:01.000 *Drums*
00:03:20.000 I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by one as then.
00:03:23.000 I I can't stop the things I see.
00:03:37.000 The things she does.
00:03:39.000 She makes laughs.
00:03:42.000 Go shake real.
00:03:44.000 Yeah, girl. 0.99
00:03:45.000 I'm out here in these streets.
00:03:47.000 Grab my phone just to hear.
00:03:51.000 Calling donors, drinking beer. 0.90
00:03:55.000 I wish you would disappear. 1.00
00:04:00.000 I can smell bullshit from here. 1.00
00:04:04.000 The picnic is cringy. 1.00
00:04:08.000 Like of what else. 1.00
00:04:12.000 This bitch is cringy. 1.00
00:04:15.000 But I can't help I get wait till election's through. 0.99
00:04:26.000 I'll be president of thanks to you. 1.00
00:04:30.000 This shit is cringy. 1.00
00:04:34.000 I know what else This bitch is crazy And I think she needs hair And BBQ's What are you having? 1.00
00:04:46.000 *Dramatic music* 1.00
00:04:49.000 Do not cry.
00:04:55.000 space is exciting We witched and road.
00:05:14.000 Tell this broad.
00:05:18.000 Put down the phone.
00:05:21.000 We did it, we did it so.
00:05:23.000 This picnic is cringy.
00:05:27.000 Like of what else this is cringy.
00:05:34.000 She needs professional hair. 0.99
00:05:36.000 She needs professional hair. 0.99
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00:06:01.000 *music*
00:06:22.000 I'm doing that because of who is in third chair today who gave me horrible advice when I was a young man before going to auditions.
00:06:29.000 My dad pops cried we'll go, hey, smack your cheeks a little bit.
00:06:32.000 Give it some color.
00:06:36.000 And then you gave me a Red Bull at 10.
00:06:38.000 Whoa.
00:06:39.000 Chalk that up to something that never happened.
00:06:41.000 Oh my gosh.
00:06:42.000 Okay, we go. 0.97
00:06:43.000 You didn't buy me this and slap yourself.
00:06:45.000 You didn't buy me.
00:06:46.000 You didn't buy me.
00:06:47.000 In Canada, we had guru.
00:06:48.000 You didn't buy me a guru energy drink because you noticed that it calmed me down before auditions.
00:06:52.000 You would give me caffeine.
00:06:53.000 What's a guru?
00:06:54.000 Call it Red Bull.
00:06:55.000 Let's see.
00:06:55.000 He tries to get me on a technicality, this man.
00:06:58.000 Imagine being raised with this.
00:07:00.000 He made me whole. 0.57
00:07:01.000 Slap yourself, kid.
00:07:02.000 That's what the pros do.
00:07:04.000 Said these finger marks are calling CPS.
00:07:06.000 They're going to be a star.
00:07:11.000 I grew up in a family where they all had hot tips.
00:07:13.000 Like my dad, smack your cheeks.
00:07:14.000 And my mom would create laws that didn't exist. 1.00
00:07:15.000 She'd be like, no, no, no, no.
00:07:16.000 You know, if you ask for a cup of water, they have to give it to you because it's the medication law.
00:07:21.000 I'm like, what, mom?
00:07:22.000 They have drinking fountains.
00:07:24.000 Well, it should be one.
00:07:25.000 It should be one.
00:07:26.000 Should be the one.
00:07:27.000 Oh, they're going to hear from me about it.
00:07:28.000 You're like, no.
00:07:30.000 All right, guys.
00:07:31.000 It's Friday.
00:07:34.000 Which, of course, means it's a love letter to you.
00:07:36.000 Rumble Premium.
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00:07:44.000 You get the entire Friday show, and of course, 100% more show each weekday.
00:07:48.000 I think for 10 minutes we kind of go so you guys know what you're missing.
00:07:50.000 Just on Fridays.
00:07:51.000 Yeah, just on Fridays.
00:07:51.000 Just to screw with the, you know, people are.
00:07:53.000 And all the free shows go away too.
00:07:55.000 So you don't have to tune into the Friday show, though, many of you.
00:07:57.000 But if you don't, all of it stops.
00:07:59.000 All right.
00:07:59.000 Today we're going to be talking about, well, the deadline and now the tariffs that are going into.
00:08:04.000 You can totally see where Donald Trump just hates them.
00:08:08.000 You can totally just see where he just doesn't like them.
00:08:10.000 He just doesn't like these people.
00:08:11.000 So he's like, all right, 50%.
00:08:14.000 Bill Burr is, I wish Nick DiPaula was here.
00:08:20.000 Is terrible.
00:08:22.000 He just gave a new interview with Vulture.
00:08:24.000 And you guys can comment and see if you've noticed.
00:08:26.000 Like, Bill Burr really tries to say both sides.
00:08:29.000 And there's a moment in this interview where the blatantly homosexual man says, oh, and the left is really embraced. 0.80
00:08:34.000 He's like, dude, no, they haven't.
00:08:35.000 No, don't say that.
00:08:36.000 You're going to ruin my brand. 0.96
00:08:38.000 Like, you can see he's panicking because all he does now, Elon's a Nazi. 1.00
00:08:42.000 Donald Trump's a Nazi. 1.00
00:08:43.000 Ah, white people, bad, blah, blah, blah. 0.99
00:08:46.000 You do wonder, okay, how much of this is actually a conversion where he's changed his views and become more liberal. 0.96
00:08:52.000 And more, he defends the term woke.
00:08:55.000 More woke as he gets older.
00:08:57.000 Or did he have to start playing ball?
00:08:59.000 And maybe that coincides with all the new big film roles.
00:09:02.000 This is the guy who trashed Star Wars on Conan O'Brien and then was on Star Wars.
00:09:06.000 Like, no, no, no, I get it, right?
00:09:07.000 It's great.
00:09:10.000 Those checks, the cat.
00:09:11.000 That's enough.
00:09:11.000 It's good enough for me.
00:09:12.000 So we have that.
00:09:13.000 And I don't know if you noticed, but Ireland is being invaded with migrants. 1.00
00:09:18.000 And that involves a lot of knifing, a lot of knifing.
00:09:21.000 Which, you know what?
00:09:22.000 Hey, look, it's kind of red.
00:09:23.000 It's a throwback.
00:09:23.000 It's a throwback to knifing.
00:09:25.000 Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you?
00:09:27.000 I'm good.
00:09:27.000 How are you?
00:09:28.000 I'm doing fine.
00:09:29.000 I'm doing all right.
00:09:29.000 Yeah.
00:09:30.000 You sure about that?
00:09:31.000 What do you mean?
00:09:31.000 What's wrong?
00:09:32.000 Am I acting because of the concussion?
00:09:35.000 You still think there's the ripple of it?
00:09:36.000 You might actually have done that to yourself.
00:09:38.000 I did do it.
00:09:39.000 You might be the only man in history to ever concuss yourself looking through glass at medieval times.
00:09:45.000 I'm Jerry Lewis.
00:09:46.000 And this man, I come from his loins.
00:09:48.000 That means wiener.
00:09:50.000 Pops Crowder is here.
00:09:52.000 Josh Feyerstein is actually, where is he?
00:09:54.000 He's in.
00:09:56.000 Is it Tampa?
00:09:57.000 It's Atlanta.
00:09:58.000 Somewhere.
00:09:59.000 We'll bring it up.
00:09:59.000 So go see Josh.
00:10:01.000 Somewhere on the road.
00:10:02.000 He's in Atlanta, I think.
00:10:02.000 I think he's in Atlanta, and he'll tell you the story.
00:10:04.000 But go to jfirestein.com to see all his dates.
00:10:06.000 He'll tell you the story live about punching a man at LegoLand.
00:10:09.000 How are you, Pops?
00:10:10.000 I'm great.
00:10:11.000 No one played me on today, I guess.
00:10:13.000 We don't do the music anymore.
00:10:14.000 It's too long.
00:10:14.000 Have you been watching the show every day all day?
00:10:19.000 But I'm not normally watching myself, Cheryl.
00:10:21.000 And you can tell because he's in the green room.
00:10:22.000 And Brett before the show starts, he goes, He's drinking a Red Bull.
00:10:27.000 Woohoo! 1.00
00:10:28.000 A guru, apparently.
00:10:29.000 Yeah, Canadian.
00:10:30.000 That is, yeah.
00:10:30.000 For the Canadian viewer.
00:10:31.000 Do you remember that?
00:10:32.000 Guru was our energy.
00:10:33.000 We had Guru, we had Hansen's.
00:10:35.000 And the Red Bull we had was in a glass bottle, like the old Chinese. 1.00
00:10:38.000 We pulled it up.
00:10:39.000 Yeah.
00:10:39.000 There you go.
00:10:40.000 And that's a wonderful thing to give a 10 or 11-year-old.
00:10:43.000 It's fine.
00:10:44.000 In a leather helmet.
00:10:44.000 All right.
00:10:45.000 Before I go on.
00:10:48.000 Well, first off, showing that childhood stardom spares no one, including the little boy from Modern Family.
00:10:55.000 We are about to learn airport hacks from this Svelte 500-pound man.
00:11:05.000 This is how I fly at 500 pounds.
00:11:06.000 It's crazy.
00:11:07.000 Let's check it out.
00:11:08.000 I am where most fat people are afraid to go. 0.54
00:11:10.000 The airport. 0.99
00:11:11.000 Fat people hate the airport. 1.00
00:11:12.000 Why? 0.98
00:11:12.000 I thought he was going to say civilization. 0.98
00:11:14.000 It's very small.
00:11:14.000 Seats.
00:11:15.000 No one likes to go here.
00:11:16.000 How are you doing today, man?
00:11:17.000 Good.
00:11:17.000 How are you?
00:11:18.000 Small seats.
00:11:18.000 Every year of the theory of relativity, sir.
00:11:20.000 As a plus house passenger, I get an extra seat.
00:11:23.000 That's why I love Southwest.
00:11:25.000 It is the best.
00:11:26.000 They gave me a free show.
00:11:27.000 I'm about to go get a wheelchair, right?
00:11:29.000 This is the secret to the airport, especially as a fat person.
00:11:33.000 Most people are too embarrassed to get a wheelchair, but I take my shirt off on the internet.
00:11:37.000 I have no shame.
00:11:38.000 The wheelchair is a secret because this is a man, right? 1.00
00:11:42.000 Two?
00:11:43.000 You need the miles.
00:11:44.000 The lines, right?
00:11:45.000 Skipping the lines is the key to the airport.
00:11:48.000 Three, you need to board the flight first.
00:11:51.000 Pause really quickly.
00:11:52.000 Look.
00:11:54.000 It's disgusting and all that.
00:11:56.000 Okay, but I did one time after surgery have to be in a wheelchair one time at the airport.
00:12:03.000 And I get it.
00:12:05.000 Like as soon as it hoped, as soon as it happened, I sort of crossed over and I was like, I'm going to be tempted to lie about this every time.
00:12:14.000 Not only do I get on first, but they're like, do you need help with your bags?
00:12:16.000 Let me make sure I bring you your drink first.
00:12:18.000 You're like, oh, yeah, how much is that?
00:12:20.000 Because it doesn't include adult beverages.
00:12:21.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:12:22.000 It's fine.
00:12:22.000 Because I'm like, I can't walk.
00:12:25.000 It is.
00:12:26.000 It's first class plus plus.
00:12:29.000 It is.
00:12:29.000 So, you know, if you're willing to shave a couple of decades off your life, like this gentleman, I will say it's one of the perks.
00:12:36.000 Let's continue.
00:12:37.000 Weapon of the airport.
00:12:39.000 Let's go watch.
00:12:40.000 Always want to make friends with your wheelchair guy.
00:12:42.000 Take him to the moon.
00:12:44.000 Ah, he's your friend now.
00:12:46.000 So here we are in front of the sea of people.
00:12:48.000 He's chalking up his hands.
00:12:50.000 We will be the first ones to board.
00:12:52.000 It's about playing the system.
00:12:53.000 We're almost there.
00:12:54.000 Final destination. 0.97
00:12:56.000 I'm going to do what all fat people are scared to do. 0.83
00:12:58.000 I'm going to ask for the extra seat now. 0.96
00:13:00.000 Boom.
00:13:00.000 Yeah, final destination.
00:13:02.000 He's the only one that death skips willingly.
00:13:06.000 He'll get it soon enough.
00:13:08.000 I'll get back for this one.
00:13:10.000 There's no sporting out.
00:13:11.000 I'm going to take a passive approach to this one.
00:13:14.000 Can I get more legroom for my foot?
00:13:17.000 Well, you're going to be missing it soon enough.
00:13:19.000 And look, it's not that someone's.
00:13:21.000 It's that people are advocating this.
00:13:23.000 That people are telling.
00:13:24.000 Hey, you know, it's hey, learn how to game the system.
00:13:26.000 How about you learn how to contribute to the system?
00:13:28.000 And we reward this now.
00:13:30.000 Like, there should be shame.
00:13:31.000 We shouldn't be rewarding people in society who are deliberately consuming and deliberately draining while burdening other people.
00:13:40.000 But that's not how it works in the entertainment industry, as seen by the fact that this man just signed a new Hollywood picture deal for Snakes on a Plane with Gout is the new film, and they're just, oh, perfect.
00:13:54.000 Guy moves pretty well for 500 pounds.
00:13:56.000 I mean, that's pretty good.
00:13:58.000 He does move pretty well.
00:13:59.000 At 400, he's an O-lineman. 0.91
00:14:00.000 Well, he's having a good time.
00:14:02.000 Three something.
00:14:03.000 350.
00:14:03.000 Yeah.
00:14:03.000 He's enjoying it.
00:14:04.000 Unfortunately, everyone else on the plane was not as the flight went as you thought.
00:14:20.000 Yeah, you've got to balance the load.
00:14:22.000 He cannot sit on the left side again.
00:14:25.000 Or the right side.
00:14:26.000 Or in the middle.
00:14:28.000 He's in the back.
00:14:29.000 It's a wheelie. 0.90
00:14:32.000 It's like when they tried to beam up Homer Simpson.
00:14:34.000 Remember the aliens tried to beam up Homer?
00:14:36.000 They needed a supplementary beam.
00:14:38.000 Yes, more beams come in to beam them.
00:14:40.000 Listen, his point too is that you have to walk a lot.
00:14:43.000 I want fat people to get to the airport and hear rocky music playing and do some pre-workouts so that they can make it to their plane.
00:14:50.000 That should be their gym. 0.76
00:14:51.000 Like, got to walk a long way.
00:14:53.000 Let's get it done.
00:14:54.000 Put a headband on, sweat your way to the airplane.
00:14:56.000 I want them to walk to the airport and just hear boo.
00:15:01.000 Like, it's fine. 0.95
00:15:02.000 You want to be fat?
00:15:03.000 It's fine.
00:15:03.000 Just don't thrust it upon other people.
00:15:06.000 Okay.
00:15:07.000 It is an issue.
00:15:08.000 And take that and apply it to our healthcare system.
00:15:10.000 Yes.
00:15:11.000 Take it and apply it to SNAP, to EBT.
00:15:13.000 This idea that your decisions don't affect anybody else.
00:15:17.000 That's not true.
00:15:18.000 You do have a duty to a civilized society.
00:15:20.000 I'm not saying that the government has to come in and mandate it, but the problem is we have the opposite going on right now, where the government comes in and through mandate enables this and then tries to gaslight everyone else and say, well, why would you?
00:15:32.000 You have no right to tell someone what kind of a lifestyle to live.
00:15:35.000 Well, actually, I do if I'm paying for it.
00:15:37.000 Really quickly on the airline thing.
00:15:39.000 Do you think they got mad at him if his bag was like 62 pounds instead of 60?
00:15:45.000 They're going to give him a hard time and charge him an extra bag fee for that, but not the extra 250 pounds over my 250?
00:15:51.000 That's a good point.
00:15:52.000 I don't think you should pay by weight.
00:15:53.000 I think they should have scales at airports.
00:15:55.000 Anything under a certain weight, fine, get on, we're good.
00:15:58.000 But if weight makes it more costly with fuel and everything else.
00:16:02.000 Yeah, but it wouldn't work.
00:16:03.000 They wouldn't be able to weigh him there.
00:16:04.000 They'd have to send him to the zoo.
00:16:06.000 They have bigger scales.
00:16:07.000 Yeah, they can't do it at the airport.
00:16:10.000 The free willy sling.
00:16:11.000 Yeah, the free willy sling.
00:16:13.000 Look, I hope the guy.
00:16:15.000 No one has ever said, once they've lost weight, like, I wish I didn't do that.
00:16:19.000 Right.
00:16:20.000 Just like no one has ever said, no, women will be like, I like, I don't know. 0.95
00:16:23.000 I don't like men too big.
00:16:24.000 No one has ever had their woman go, you're too strong. 1.00
00:16:29.000 I don't like it. 0.97
00:16:30.000 I want you to go back to being small and weak.
00:16:31.000 It's never happened.
00:16:32.000 It's not a thing.
00:16:33.000 It's not a thing.
00:16:33.000 It's spindly.
00:16:34.000 Yes.
00:16:34.000 I like you.
00:16:35.000 I like the thigh hair with complete lack of tone.
00:16:42.000 Good.
00:16:43.000 Also to that guy, look, one of the perks: you lose all that weight, you are going to have monster calves.
00:16:48.000 So you get the best of both worlds.
00:16:49.000 I mean, sure, you'll have a lot of loose skin that you'll never be able to remove, but the point is calves, my friend.
00:16:54.000 All right.
00:16:55.000 Meanwhile, skinny job of the hood.
00:16:57.000 In Ireland.
00:17:00.000 Okay.
00:17:01.000 All right.
00:17:02.000 So you're going to be somewhat caught off guard and go, wait, no, did I just, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.98
00:17:07.000 You see a migrant stab, stab, stab, stab, stab a police officer, like right away. 1.00
00:17:11.000 That's what you're going to see at the beginning of this clip.
00:17:14.000 The Irish police, who often do not carry guns, try and subdue this man.
00:17:19.000 And then a lady do-gooder steps in and decides to try to stop the police officers from subduing the man who just repeatedly 310 to humid him. 1.00
00:17:30.000 Let's watch.
00:17:33.000 There you go.
00:17:33.000 Here comes the guy.
00:17:34.000 Stab, stab, stab. 1.00