Louder with Crowder - "BIMBO" MEGHAN MARKLE CLAIMS SHE'S OPPRESSED FOR BEING HOT! | Louder with Crowder

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00:00:25.000 We have a dinosaur.

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00:00:27.000 Little Red Riding has no dad.

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00:00:32.000 I guess Dad's on the unemployment line this year.

00:00:35.000 Alright, well, that's sad.

00:00:36.000 But Uncle Crowder came prepared.

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00:00:56.000 But my mom's a vegetarian. 0.97

00:00:58.000 She probably doesn't need a costume because your mom's the devil. 1.00

00:01:01.000 See, most supermarket meats actually come from overseas. 0.67

00:01:04.000 That means places like China.

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00:01:35.000 Have a good night.

00:01:37.000 Oh, stay away from house 604. 1.00

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00:02:10.000 I love you

00:02:14.000 I love you

00:02:18.000 I That's called the adjustment because Gerald a always

00:02:50.000 mentions to me if I need to adjust with the with the sometimes you look disheveled

00:02:54.000 Yes.

00:02:56.000 I apologize.

00:02:57.000 I have more money than this.

00:03:01.000 Glenn, you're depending on me to make sure you look good.

00:03:02.000 That's a bad idea.

00:03:03.000 Yes, exactly.

00:03:05.000 Oh my gosh, we have a lot to get to today.

00:03:07.000 Look, we have to discuss something tomorrow, so my question to you right off the bat is, since we'll be discussing this tomorrow, what do you think about the left trying to, you know, cancel Kanye?

00:03:14.000 How much of it do you think is true?

00:03:15.000 How much of it do you think is hyperbole?

00:03:17.000 Is he too big to cancel?

00:03:19.000 And is it yay or ye?

00:03:20.000 Now here's the thing.

00:03:22.000 I thought it was ye because of Yeezy.

00:03:24.000 Yes.

00:03:25.000 I did too.

00:03:26.000 Or Yeezus.

00:03:27.000 Right.

00:03:27.000 There we go.

00:03:28.000 Yeezy taught me.

00:03:28.000 Yes.

00:03:30.000 Did you ever hear that?

00:03:30.000 You ever heard my beautiful dark and twisted fantasy where Chris Rock is like, Oh, where did you learn to treat a man like that?

00:03:38.000 Yeezy taught me. 0.99

00:03:39.000 Oh my God, you're wearing your shirt with your boobs. 1.00

00:03:42.000 You look fine. 0.95

00:03:43.000 Yeezy taught me.

00:03:44.000 That was a whole, it's like 20 minutes in the song.

00:03:46.000 And he's like, this is gonna be like Pink Floyd, only it's Chris Rock.

00:03:49.000 Oh yeah.

00:03:49.000 And Yeezy.

00:03:50.000 But now it's yay.

00:03:52.000 That's what we've been told.

00:03:54.000 Is everyone just going to be quiet now?

00:03:55.000 Is it Ye?

00:03:56.000 You're in touch with black culture more than Gerald.

00:03:59.000 I think it's Kanye.

00:04:00.000 It says it's Kanye.

00:04:01.000 Right.

00:04:02.000 It's Ye.

00:04:03.000 Yeah, but it was Yeezy.

00:04:04.000 I mean, you could make the same argument.

00:04:05.000 He changed it.

00:04:06.000 I don't know anything about the Yeezy.

00:04:08.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:04:09.000 He should have an album called Wrath of Kanye.

00:04:10.000 Yeah, he changed it.

00:04:12.000 He can't change it.

00:04:13.000 Well, that's his problem.

00:04:15.000 Yee! 0.99

00:04:16.000 Alright, so we're going to be talking about that tomorrow.

00:04:18.000 Today we're going to be talking about, because this has been by you, by request.

00:04:21.000 It's been making the rounds, of course, as we're dealing with OPEC right now and the Saudis and, you know, them obviously bending over our former vice president and laughing.

00:04:28.000 There's this idea going around, if you look at the New York Times, if you look at Washington Post, that actually Joe Biden has increased production of oil here in the United States more than any other president.

00:04:36.000 They even have these nice little charts and these nice little graphs.

00:04:38.000 And many of you have said, hey, how do I refute this?

00:04:41.000 It's very simple.

00:04:42.000 We'll do it today.

00:04:43.000 All references available at lawlesscrowded.com. 0.99

00:04:45.000 It's complete and total horse crap. 0.95

00:04:46.000 I know you're thinking, is some of it true? 0.99

00:04:48.000 It's not even close to the realm of true.

00:04:50.000 I will explain to you why.

00:04:51.000 Alright, Gerald A., how are you?

00:04:52.000 I would like to go by Jeezy.

00:04:56.000 We just got a new soundboard clip!

00:04:59.000 Not even trying!

00:05:01.000 I'm doing well, how are you?

00:05:03.000 I'm fine, except disheveled, and you know, you love them quickest man in, well, fastest man, I should say, quickest man in the West.

00:05:09.000 We are together, Nashville, November 12th, Ryman Auditorium.

00:05:13.000 We added a second show, so there are tickets at the Classic Lando Leopard.

00:05:17.000 Go to lionelcreditor.com slash tour.

00:05:19.000 Dave Lando!

00:05:20.000 Ahoy, how are ya?

00:05:21.000 What does that shirt say?

00:05:22.000 It's available at your store, actually.

00:05:25.000 Oh! 0.60

00:05:25.000 It says, due to inflation, this is my Halloween costume. 0.60

00:05:29.000 Oh, yes.

00:05:30.000 I will say this.

00:05:31.000 Jeezy came up with it.

00:05:33.000 I'm kidding.

00:05:33.000 I want you to buy it.

00:05:34.000 Turn that into spandex.

00:05:35.000 Make it a test holiday.

00:05:36.000 Yeah, it's not too bad.

00:05:37.000 Some of these won't be there for Halloween.

00:05:39.000 It's too late to order.

00:05:40.000 There's some Jeezy on it.

00:05:41.000 Yes.

00:05:42.000 Oh, jeez.

00:05:44.000 Monica Lewiszewski.

00:05:45.000 Should we call you Stay?

00:05:47.000 Oh, speaking of which, we're going to be talking about Eric Swalwell now.

00:05:49.000 Eric Swalwell wants you to believe that women are going to be arrested for having abortions.

00:05:53.000 That is also a complete lie.

00:05:54.000 Also, Meghan Markle, I don't know if you know this sociopath, and she's abusive towards her royal husband, but now she's complaining that she feels as though she's not being treated respectfully enough as when she was one of the briefcase broads from Deal or No Deal. 0.97

00:06:06.000 Yeah.

00:06:07.000 She thought she was going to go on the show and do string theory. 0.97

00:06:08.000 Apparently they didn't.

00:06:09.000 You're not there to answer the questions.

00:06:12.000 She just thought she would get all the money in the briefcase?

00:06:14.000 Yes, exactly.

00:06:15.000 She took it anyway.

00:06:17.000 All right.

00:06:18.000 So before we get to that, you know, John Oliver went on his trans rant the other day, and Jon Stewart's been echoing this.

00:06:23.000 Remember when they told you, we used to get banned on YouTube?

00:06:25.000 We had a show that was titled, They're Coming After Your Children.

00:06:28.000 Right.

00:06:28.000 They want to transition your children.

00:06:30.000 That's one of the banned episodes, which you can find at Mug Club, because they said, this is just fear mongering.

00:06:35.000 Well, now John Oliver did that.

00:06:36.000 Now John Stewart did that.

00:06:37.000 Now it's a matter of policy from the left.

00:06:39.000 But now we see that it's really empowered children and parents all over the world.

00:06:44.000 Or at least they feel emboldened.

00:06:45.000 I don't know if I'd use the word empowered because of the brittle bones due to all the hormone replacements.

00:06:50.000 See for yourself.

00:06:50.000 If they combine like happy music with horrifying imagery, we'll be like, Oh, yeah, that was good.

00:07:11.000 Who was the guy who jumped in?

00:07:12.000 The cock burglar?

00:07:13.000 No, no, no, that's the parents that made that happen.

00:07:19.000 Just Rainbow Grimace? 0.98

00:07:20.000 No, I know, I know who he is.

00:07:24.000 Yeah, there's nothing that could possibly go wrong there.

00:07:25.000 And by the way, I guess they're none too concerned with the optics of putting a young boy-slash-girl on a pole.

00:07:32.000 Yeah, at all.

00:07:33.000 No, no, no, that's not a problem at all.

00:07:34.000 What would that sound like?

00:07:35.000 Four years old in the first clip?

00:07:37.000 Right?

00:07:38.000 And it says four years later?

00:07:39.000 I can't imagine that's more than an eight-year-old or a nine-year-old.

00:07:42.000 Four?

00:07:43.000 Yeah.

00:07:43.000 You think a kid knows that they're wanting to be a girl for the rest of their life that's born a boy at four?

00:07:50.000 Look, it's no longer a conspiracy on the pedophilia coming from the left, because guess what?

00:07:55.000 You're allowing them to make decisions regarding their sexual capabilities for the rest of the- if they can consent To harvesting their sexual organs, they can consent to something that will affect their ability and their sexual interactions for the rest... It's not too far of a leap to say, well, if they can consent to that, why can't they consent to a sexual relationship?

00:08:14.000 Come back, remember this, timestamp it, it's going to happen within the next 10 years.

00:08:20.000 Yeah.

00:08:21.000 Guaranteed.

00:08:21.000 Yeah, and a lot of people are up in arms about California right now.

00:08:24.000 They passed something in 2020, I think we talked about it then, about mandatory sex offender registration for people who have non-vaginal sex, right?

00:08:32.000 They were pissed off about that because it basically said if you have gay sex, you can do that if you're with a minor but you're within a 10-year gap, right?

00:08:41.000 The judge has discretion on whether to put you on a sex offender list or not and I'm like... 0.88

00:08:45.000 So, a 20-year-old and a 10-year-old.

00:08:47.000 That's the 10-year window.

00:08:48.000 I think that should be pretty automatic.

00:08:50.000 Also in California, remember, the left was up in arms that you would have to disclose if you have HIV to a partner.

00:08:55.000 That's just another way to stigmatize people who are spreading their hivs! 0.99

00:08:59.000 Bastion of freedom and childhood's not ruined.

00:09:01.000 This guy's supposed to feel bad pumping a disease into a random stranger?

00:09:05.000 What?

00:09:05.000 I can't believe you.

00:09:06.000 Oh, I forgot you never made a mistake!

00:09:08.000 Excuse us.

00:09:09.000 Intentionally infecting people.

00:09:11.000 What are we, Wuhan?

00:09:12.000 Yes.

00:09:13.000 Just kidding.

00:09:13.000 Good old California.

00:09:15.000 At least there's a poll.

00:09:16.000 Which brings us here to Swalwell.

00:09:19.000 We'll touch on this pretty briefly because I want to spend some time on the oil issue with Joe Biden.

00:09:23.000 It's not even close to being correct, and boy is the media going into overdrive here to try and carry this guy's water going into midterms.

00:09:30.000 But noted banger of Chinese spies and public flatulating enthusiast Eric Swalwell, he just released an ad for his election campaign.

00:09:41.000 Watch through your fingers. 0.90

00:09:43.000 You're weird. 0.93

00:09:47.000 He is weird.

00:09:47.000 But cute.

00:09:48.000 Gross! 0.99

00:09:48.000 You're weird. He is weird. But cute. Gross. 0.99

00:09:55.000 Mary Anderson? Yes? 0.97

00:10:03.000 I have a warrant for your arrest.

00:10:05.000 Arrest for what?

00:10:06.000 Penal code 243 violation.

00:10:09.000 Unlawful termination of a pregnancy.

00:10:11.000 You've got to be kidding me.

00:10:12.000 That is my personal business.

00:10:14.000 That's for the courts to decide.

00:10:16.000 Your medical records have been subpoenaed and Dr. Landry is already in custody.

00:10:22.000 No, you can't just... You will have to submit to a physical examination.

00:10:29.000 What?

00:10:29.000 By who?

00:10:30.000 No, no, no one's touching her!

00:10:35.000 Put your hands behind your back.

00:10:37.000 Puts three in the kid.

00:10:45.000 We're just enforcing the law here.

00:10:47.000 We're just enforcing the law.

00:10:49.000 Elections have consequences.

00:10:51.000 Written by Steven Seagal.

00:10:52.000 Vote Democrat on November 8th.

00:10:53.000 Stop Republicans from criminalizing abortion everywhere.

00:10:58.000 Protect women's rights and freedom.

00:11:04.000 Please tell me Michael Myers pops up next to her.

00:11:09.000 Yeah, by the way, the very next scene is a guy in a trench coat and it's like, you country pumpkin cops. 0.51

00:11:09.000 Wow. 0.51

00:11:14.000 The feds are taking over.

00:11:15.000 This is our jurisdiction. 1.00

00:11:16.000 Damn it. 0.99

00:11:16.000 This is my case. 0.99

00:11:17.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:11:18.000 Don't give me that jurismite. 1.00

00:11:19.000 The whole floor is just covered in blood and there's just a baby crying left.

00:11:22.000 She reaps for the spatula. 0.95

00:11:25.000 I don't know what to do.

00:11:26.000 I don't know what to do. 1.00

00:11:27.000 We had to kill the whole family. 0.95

00:11:30.000 I mean, it makes Christian film look fantastic. 0.97

00:11:33.000 It does.

00:11:34.000 It's the pro-clutching left.

00:11:34.000 It really is.

00:11:35.000 Quality production.

00:11:36.000 Left Behind 2.

00:11:37.000 Yeah.

00:11:38.000 You're half-expecting.

00:11:40.000 It felt real.

00:11:41.000 Yes.

00:11:42.000 I felt like I was there.

00:11:43.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:11:43.000 And by that, I mean at the craft services table going, eh, that's bullshit. 0.99

00:11:46.000 Thank God I'm going to scale. 0.99

00:11:48.000 Of course, it's a family with two children, yet, you know, she's got abortions all the time. 1.00

00:11:54.000 Yes, exactly.

00:11:55.000 It's more of a hobby, really.

00:11:58.000 So, okay, look, I want you to just comment.

00:12:00.000 Does anyone actually buy this?

00:12:01.000 I've had to run into this with Change My Minds, if you go back and I'm pro-life, Change My Minds, where immediately they refute the claim that women would be arrested.

00:12:09.000 And once you explain to them, no, no, they wouldn't.

00:12:10.000 They go, oh, oh, oh, okay, I understand.

00:12:12.000 But this is what this guy is running on. 1.00

00:12:14.000 And by the way, in case you've gotten Eric Swalwell, Sex with Chinese Spies. 1.00

00:12:18.000 That's his thing. 0.99

00:12:19.000 That's his raison d'être. 1.00

00:12:21.000 He's a connoisseur of Chinese whores. 1.00

00:12:25.000 So, uh, let's go. 1.00

00:12:26.000 The claim that they are making, okay, is that Republicans, conservatives, want women arrested for having an abortion.

00:12:32.000 Okay.

00:12:33.000 Here's the truth.

00:12:35.000 Not only has that not been proposed to any, maybe you find some radicals somewhere in some fringe, but as far as at a legislative level, or any mainstream pro-life advocates, it has not been proposed.

00:12:47.000 And it is not the law.

00:12:49.000 They do not arrest women for having abortions performed.

00:12:52.000 What people do believe is if it is in a state where it is outside of the confines of what that state would define as legal abortion, that the doctor is liable.

00:13:03.000 Here's Farah Diaz Tello, a senior counsel and legal director of the pro-abortion legal group.

00:13:08.000 It's called If, When, How.

00:13:12.000 Good name.

00:13:13.000 If, When, How, 501C3.

00:13:15.000 Well, what kind of C3?

00:13:17.000 What 501C3 is?

00:13:18.000 If?

00:13:19.000 Well, okay.

00:13:20.000 When were you incorporated?

00:13:22.000 When?

00:13:23.000 What do you do?

00:13:23.000 How?

00:13:24.000 Son of a bitch. 1.00

00:13:24.000 All right. 1.00

00:13:26.000 So this is a pro-legal abortion group admitting this.

00:13:29.000 This is what they said.

00:13:30.000 States with abortion bans have focused punishment on the providers and not those seeking or self-managing an abortion.

00:13:38.000 It is a straw man.

00:13:39.000 It is not something that has ever been the case.

00:13:41.000 It is not something that people are proposing.

00:13:43.000 Hit the like button to piss the people off at YouTube, the YouTube overlords, because they don't want people to find this truth and it helps us out.

00:13:50.000 Just hit that like button.

00:13:52.000 This is a myth.

00:13:53.000 I don't know why.

00:13:54.000 Well, I know exactly why, but it's so lazy that you would learn this in, you know, Abortion Debate 101.

00:14:02.000 If you were actually debating abortion and you were actually trying to make a case for it, if you were with a professor who had any type of experience in critical thinking or in debating, would say, well, hold on a second, you can't actually use that because that's not true.

00:14:13.000 That's just straw man.

00:14:14.000 Oh, okay.

00:14:15.000 Logical fallacy.

00:14:16.000 The first one you learn about.

00:14:19.000 And just to be clear, I want to be clear on a personal level, I wouldn't want that, because I will tell you this, I believe that many women are lied to, and they don't know that they're terminating a life. 0.57

00:14:27.000 They're told that it's a procedure, like removing a benign cyst.

00:14:27.000 Many women don't.

00:14:30.000 I can't tell you how many people, and this is why the Change My Minds get throttled.

00:14:33.000 This is why we're not allowed to advertise them on YouTube.

00:14:35.000 Why?

00:14:35.000 We've had people go to Change My Minds with a pro-life issue, they've looked at a fetal chart, and they have become pro-life.

00:14:41.000 And then millions of people have seen these and changed their opinion just by showing them what an abortion is.

00:14:48.000 These women are lied to. 1.00

00:14:50.000 Many of them don't know, and that's not to say mansplaining, just like you don't necessarily know what's happening if you're having colon cancer removed.

00:14:57.000 You don't know what's going on with a medical procedure.

00:14:59.000 You often trust your doctor.

00:15:01.000 And you have doctors who are predatory in their practices who want to make you believe that this is a medically necessary procedure and comes with no risk to you or the life in your womb.

00:15:10.000 Here's another truth.

00:15:12.000 Eric Swalwell, professional banger of Chinese spies, He's running for California's 14th district and keep in mind that means that none of this matters anyway because of Roe v. Wade.

00:15:24.000 California can have abortion up until and including birth control. 0.87

00:15:27.000 There are still states that do that.

00:15:29.000 I think they're looking at extending it to one year after just to make sure buyers remorse.

00:15:33.000 Right?

00:15:33.000 Yes.

00:15:34.000 Yes.

00:15:35.000 Just in case you're like, ah, like him with the Chinese call service.

00:15:38.000 So that guy just let fake police take his wife?

00:15:40.000 Yes, pretty much.

00:15:42.000 But they drew fake guns, though, Dave.

00:15:44.000 Oh, well.

00:15:45.000 They were just male strippers who got a taste of godlike power.

00:15:51.000 No, wait a second.

00:15:51.000 I've got a package.

00:15:52.000 I can actually strip her of her rights. 1.00

00:15:54.000 Let's put her in the paddy wagon. 1.00

00:15:56.000 Oh, wow. 0.98

00:15:57.000 You're method male strippers. 0.90

00:15:58.000 You've got the locking doors and everything.

00:16:01.000 We take our job seriously.

00:16:02.000 Dr. Steinman's already in custody.

00:16:05.000 Did he just do the one abortion?

00:16:09.000 So it's not happening in conservative states, it's not being proposed, or in red states, and in California, they would be unaffected by this.

00:16:17.000 Now, the babies who are aborted into the third trimester in California are not unaffected, the women who are lied to are not unaffected, just to be clear.

00:16:24.000 Who's more radical?

00:16:25.000 Again, let's take the actual radical position of the right, that if a doctor Performs an abortion particularly in a state where or let's say it's a late-term abortion outside of the parameters of what is permissible That has been decided upon that state that that doctor should be held legally liable just like a doctor performing any other risky Non-medically necessary procedure that is the position of the right the position of the left in places like California in places like Virginia is abortion up until and including birth period taxpayer funded and in Virginia

00:16:54.000 Well, the position of the people in the Republican Party is, look, the people of your state get together and they vote on what they want.

00:17:02.000 And then it becomes law.

00:17:03.000 And then if you break the law, there are consequences.

00:17:05.000 This is how rule and law works in society.

00:17:08.000 You get together, you decide, and then you move forward.

00:17:11.000 By the way, speaking of lying to women, the President of Earth, Stacey Abrams, lied about the fetal heartbeat to make sure that people knew that that's not a real thing.

00:17:19.000 There's not really a heart actually there, it's just electrical Signals and somebody did not do a Google search.

00:17:24.000 She also lied about her weight.

00:17:25.000 Mm-hmm.

00:17:26.000 No.

00:17:27.000 Yeah, she recently told the pilot she was a hundred and fifteen pounds Yes, really did the plane crash?

00:17:33.000 No, they just wouldn't let anybody else go and they were even generous They wrote down kilograms and it still was counterweight.

00:17:39.000 It was It was like Sully it just flew in a circle for about a He's circling the airport, not on purpose.

00:17:48.000 They yelled bird strike, but it wasn't... Would she need to land? 0.68

00:17:52.000 The whole flight was like Con Air when I was going down.

00:17:54.000 It was like, I'm gonna straighten this!

00:17:58.000 Tell her to stand in the aisle! 1.00

00:18:00.000 So this is... If you wanna live!

00:18:04.000 She's like, I wanna visit the pilot!

00:18:05.000 Can I see the pilot in the cockpit?

00:18:06.000 The plane just... She was in Con Air, actually.

00:18:10.000 They put Christmas lights around her and used her as one of the casinos. 1.00

00:18:17.000 They put on a spinner, made her lay down like, Crap Stable! 1.00

00:18:22.000 Okay, so here's the thing. 0.99

00:18:23.000 This is fear-mongering.

00:18:24.000 It's not true.

00:18:25.000 That's the theme of today's show.

00:18:26.000 These myths that just, they're pervasive and they're easy to debunk.

00:18:31.000 All references are available at lotofcredit.com, but they trot them out at midterms, especially when the economy is at an all-time awful, certainly in our lifetime, because the fear-mongering right now is just designed to say, hey, vote Democrat if you don't want your wife carried out in cuffs.

00:18:46.000 It's just a The fact that, if I say it, it sounds silly, let alone to shoot a whole sketch.

00:18:54.000 But here's the thing, it's dirty, there's mud slinging on both sides, and we've actually obtained an exclusive, I believe, if we have it ready, an exclusive ad from Swalwell's political rival, Alison Hayden.

00:19:05.000 And you know what?

00:19:05.000 I think that it's more effective, it's a message we can all get behind.

00:19:11.000 Okay, is there an Aynika Agidorov here?

00:19:14.000 Yeah.

00:19:16.000 Hello, I'm Congressman Eric Swalwell's assistant Spartacus.

00:19:20.000 I just want to see, are you willing to have intimate relations with Mr. Swalwell?

00:19:25.000 Da.

00:19:26.000 Okay, and are you a Chinese or Russian spy?

00:19:30.000 I spy for Mother Russia. 0.93

00:19:31.000 Great!

00:19:33.000 Okay, you are hired.

00:19:34.000 Please vote for literally anyone except Eric Swalwell. 1.00

00:19:37.000 He has sex with spies. 1.00

00:19:40.000 A little on the nose. 0.99

00:19:41.000 Yeah, I mean, it's not incorrect.

00:19:43.000 Yeah, on the nose doesn't mean wrong.

00:19:45.000 He likes to hire twinks.

00:19:47.000 Yes.

00:19:48.000 Also, that's the game he plays with the Chinese spies. 0.53

00:19:50.000 He goes, yep, got your nose.

00:19:51.000 And there's a language where he's like, oh no, my nose, what happened?

00:19:54.000 He's like, I'm just kidding.

00:19:55.000 Oh, it's so cruel.

00:20:00.000 You should see what he does with silver dollars.

00:20:02.000 Oh, he pulls them out of places you wouldn't believe.

00:20:06.000 Yes, they're tiny shoes.

00:20:09.000 It's a live show, Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.

00:20:11.000 Eastern, by the way, if you're watching this right now.

00:20:13.000 And nothing will make me happier than you all going over to Rumble or, of course, Mug Club, where we'll be reviewing the Creed trailer today.

00:20:18.000 Creed 3!

00:20:19.000 It's a double show if you like Mug Club. 0.66

00:20:21.000 LettuceCredit.com slash Mug Club.

00:20:22.000 You get the wonderful hand-etched mug, you get all of these other shows, and you get... It's the only thing that keeps us afloat, because, as you well know, we are not monetized on YouTube, nor should we be.

00:20:32.000 Wow.

00:20:35.000 And I'll give you a reason as to why we're not monetized on the YouTube.

00:20:37.000 Why's that?

00:20:38.000 Because of recurring segments like this.

00:20:40.000 We're about to talk Meghan Markle. 1.00

00:20:41.000 So, time for What a Piece of Shit. 1.00

00:20:50.000 Love this segment. 1.00

00:20:52.000 She deserves it.

00:20:53.000 It's time.

00:20:54.000 We were asked to stop doing it by certain powers that be.

00:20:57.000 By who?

00:20:59.000 Not the queen.

00:21:01.000 Not anymore.

00:21:03.000 By certain powers that be, after we did the Don Lemon. 1.00

00:21:05.000 What a piece of shit. 1.00

00:21:07.000 You can't do that. That's not very nice. 1.00

00:21:09.000 And I said, you're right, it's not very nice.

00:21:11.000 And we're going to continue.

00:21:13.000 So, Tuesday's episode of the podcast, Megan and I of the podcast, Megan.

00:21:16.000 And I will say this, it's like an Amber Heard situation.

00:21:19.000 She is clearly a narcissist and I feel bad for Prince Harry.

00:21:21.000 He's very clearly not happy. 0.52

00:21:22.000 Oh no.

00:21:23.000 He's very clearly being controlled in this relationship.

00:21:26.000 He's sad and what she does is she seems to be gaslighting him where she's a perpetual victim.

00:21:31.000 She's alienating him from everyone who's been a support structure his entire life.

00:21:34.000 So anyway.

00:21:36.000 She has to be a victim in order to try and throw you off the scent.

00:21:40.000 Markle, in a funny way, lamented about how she was treated like a bimbo and she wasn't valued for her brains when she was, I believe, a briefcase lady, right? 1.00

00:21:49.000 Do I have that right?

00:21:50.000 She was, yes.

00:21:50.000 She was a briefcase broad.

00:21:51.000 Hold on.

00:21:52.000 A professional briefcase opener.

00:21:55.000 Right.

00:21:55.000 Yes.

00:21:56.000 And that's the lowest of the low.

00:21:57.000 You're not even doing the Price is Right showcase.

00:22:00.000 That's the pinnacle.

00:22:01.000 Well, in fairness, she has to remember what number she is and then open the briefcase when called.

00:22:06.000 Right.

00:22:07.000 And they still pre-tape because they usually get it wrong.

00:22:10.000 Well, yes, there's flash.

00:22:11.000 She keeps opening hers every time.

00:22:11.000 Cut!

00:22:13.000 I said, I said 13.

00:22:15.000 Oh, is that 8, not a 3?

00:22:18.000 And if she shakes hands with Howie Mandel, he'll wash them until he bleeds.

00:22:22.000 Well, that's anybody.

00:22:22.000 Yes.

00:22:24.000 And he has his white Suge Knight dangle you from a balcony.

00:22:27.000 Yes.

00:22:28.000 So she was upset that she wasn't appreciated for her brains.

00:22:31.000 Sugar night.

00:22:31.000 Yes, sugar night.

00:22:33.000 Sugar nightly.

00:22:34.000 It's so bad. 0.62

00:22:36.000 Not for her brains. 0.72

00:22:39.000 I mean, this is coming out of my mouth, but it's trending like, I don't know why, but this is a surprise.

00:22:42.000 And you have some people taking her side as though, yeah, yeah, she's being objectified. 0.99

00:22:46.000 Well, yeah, yeah, you're not being objectified, but you are being treated as a model, which is kind of objectification.

00:22:51.000 So here she is in her podcast complaining about her not being appreciated for her brains, but only her body on the set of Deal or No Deal.

00:22:56.000 And there were times when I was on set at deal or no deal and thinking back to my time working as an intern at the U.S.

00:23:04.000 Embassy in Argentina and Buenos Aires.

00:23:06.000 And being in the motorcade with the Secretary of Treasury of the time and being valued specifically for my brain.

00:23:14.000 Yeah, because that's what you value interns for. 0.96

00:23:15.000 for. Here I was being valued for something quite the opposite. I mean you have to imagine,

00:23:21.000 just to paint the picture for you, that before the tapings of the show, all the girls, we

00:23:26.000 would line up and there were different stations for having your lashes put on or your extensions

00:23:30.000 put in or the padding of your bra. Which is necessary to showcase your brains. We were

00:23:33.000 even given spray tan vouchers each week because there was a very cookie cutter idea of precisely

00:23:42.000 Yeah, it's called a show!

00:23:45.000 Yes!

00:23:46.000 And not necessarily about brains.

00:23:48.000 Could you imagine her as an extra on, like, Battlefield Earth?

00:23:51.000 Like, what, I gotta wear blue makeup?

00:23:53.000 Yes!

00:23:54.000 Yes!

00:23:55.000 Imagine you go see the Blue Man Group and just some guy shows up, like, powder. 0.77

00:23:59.000 You're like, that's not the costume!

00:24:00.000 You auditioned for this!

00:24:01.000 You stood in line with other people and said, please pick me for the job!

00:24:06.000 Yeah, like you went out to get the job and somebody said, you know, you are very attractive.

00:24:10.000 I think the camera loves you.

00:24:13.000 And she was like, I can't believe this is a world I have to live in.

00:24:17.000 Imagine if LeVar Burton came into Star Trek one day.

00:24:19.000 He's like, I feel like with this, people can't see me.

00:24:23.000 No one asked my opinion.

00:24:25.000 Yes.

00:24:25.000 You're an intern, by the way.

00:24:27.000 An internship is where you actually learn to do stuff.

00:24:30.000 Interns typically are asked to do very low, medial tasks.

00:24:33.000 Here was her job on Deal or No Deal.

00:24:35.000 We actually have a clip.

00:24:35.000 This is her doing her job.

00:24:37.000 Eleven, eleven, go.

00:24:41.000 Okay, clapping.

00:24:42.000 That's hard.

00:24:42.000 It's difficult.

00:24:45.000 Megan, open the case.

00:24:48.000 He even knew her name.

00:24:50.000 And she didn't even get, she didn't even get to do her quantum physics.

00:24:58.000 That's what she had before she met the prince.

00:25:05.000 No, actually, I think this helped launch her career.

00:25:08.000 Oh, into meeting a prince?

00:25:10.000 Yes, pretty much.

00:25:11.000 You mean into infiltrating his circle of friends and deliberately moving her way up and finding out who could connect her with the prince before she got him under her spell?

00:25:19.000 No, it's when she met Mike on suits working for the law firm.

00:25:22.000 Oh that's right, she was on that show too.

00:25:24.000 Do you notice that all the women there look the same? 0.97

00:25:26.000 They look pretty similar.

00:25:27.000 Do you notice that they're all wearing the same outfits?

00:25:29.000 Hey, I don't know if you know this, but when men play sports, they wear a team jersey.

00:25:34.000 What are we, a piece of meat?

00:25:35.000 You know what's crazy?

00:25:36.000 Howie Mandel, same outfit, just in the male version of it.

00:25:40.000 Right!

00:25:41.000 Yes!

00:25:45.000 Oh my gosh, she was so mistreated. 1.00

00:25:46.000 Can you imagine listening to this podcast while an idiot just tries to sound smart? 1.00

00:25:51.000 Well, she was talking with Paris Hilton. 1.00

00:25:53.000 Oh.

00:25:55.000 Well then, I stand corrected.

00:25:57.000 People just, it's like people only view me for my body.

00:25:59.000 Well, maybe it's because you got entirely famous through a sex tape that you actually... No, no, that's not it. 0.99

00:26:04.000 It's because you are sexist. 0.99

00:26:06.000 I don't know. 0.85

00:26:07.000 I think it might be because I've seen your privates and I didn't ask to.

00:26:10.000 I don't know, maybe it was because you were on a Fox show where you went around America and belittled anyone who wasn't extremely rich?

00:26:16.000 With Nicole Richie?

00:26:16.000 Yes.

00:26:18.000 Yes.

00:26:19.000 Yeah.

00:26:20.000 So you milk the cow?

00:26:20.000 That's fair.

00:26:22.000 That's where milk comes from?

00:26:23.000 That's hot.

00:26:25.000 This is a real quote.

00:26:27.000 What's Walmart?

00:26:28.000 Do they make walls?

00:26:29.000 I don't know.

00:26:30.000 I'd like to drive you through one.

00:26:31.000 Yeah, seriously, that's a real quote.

00:26:33.000 I mean, I realize Nicole Richie's grown up from that and Paris Hilton is too, but you don't really have to act smart in front of Paris Hilton.

00:26:42.000 No, you don't really have to ask.

00:26:44.000 You should just be smarter.

00:26:45.000 Paris Hilton doesn't have to act smart in front of Paris Hilton. 1.00

00:26:47.000 Here's the thing.

00:26:49.000 The issue here, though, it really is it's women taking advantage of opportunities, right? 1.00

00:26:52.000 She chose to go and then afterwards complaining about it and accusing you of being sexist or discriminatory for hiring someone like this to do exactly what it is they sought to do.

00:27:05.000 That's what it is.

00:27:06.000 And by the way, you notice there aren't nearly as... I would love to, as someone who was working, you know, as an actor for a very long time, of course I wouldn't have made the cut if it was a modeling thing, but the point is, I would have loved to have had that opportunity to simply stand, get scale to open a briefcase.

00:27:19.000 You need to pay the bills, it's better than waiting tables.

00:27:22.000 Yeah. 0.91

00:27:23.000 But men typically aren't used as models, unless it's a novelty, and women laugh at you when you do Chippendales, which they don't take seriously, because a wiener is a silly thing. 0.96

00:27:31.000 Let me tell you this, an aside.

00:27:33.000 Did you know yesterday we had to go pee outside?

00:27:35.000 Yes.

00:27:35.000 Right, because the toilets are down.

00:27:37.000 They're back up.

00:27:38.000 Thank you.

00:27:38.000 Small miracles.

00:27:39.000 Now- Wish someone told me yesterday.

00:27:42.000 No, they weren't up yesterday.

00:27:43.000 I'm kidding.

00:27:44.000 But I realized- so we all- we all agree we all peed outside, right?

00:27:47.000 You had to- I didn't.

00:27:48.000 Okay.

00:27:49.000 I have not peed outside.

00:27:51.000 I realized- I don't think ever in, like, full daylight.

00:27:54.000 Usually you're in the woods, or maybe it's nighttime, right?

00:27:57.000 Or it's like, you know, your friend's sleeping at a party.

00:28:01.000 But in full broad daylight, raking across your John Thomas, it is a very horrendous looking apparatus.

00:28:08.000 Oh yeah, it's not pleasing.

00:28:09.000 You're looking like, it's not even the same color as the rest of your body.

00:28:13.000 Steven Crowder's Juicy Ball!

00:28:18.000 I just had that realization, I have never looked at this part of me in the sun.

00:28:22.000 And there's a reason.

00:28:24.000 I don't need to.

00:28:25.000 No, and then if you didn't shower that morning or you went for a jog, you're like, oh my god.

00:28:31.000 This is no good.

00:28:32.000 Yeah, I don't think it should affect its appearance that much.

00:28:35.000 It's just one shower skip.

00:28:36.000 That sounds like more of a life pattern.

00:28:37.000 No, no, I mean the odor in the breeze.

00:28:41.000 I'm not saying you should smell it outside.

00:28:42.000 I take it all back.

00:28:45.000 But if you're inside, you know what I mean.

00:28:47.000 Yes, yes.

00:28:47.000 We've all been there.

00:28:48.000 Yes, I don't.

00:28:49.000 Yes, you do.

00:28:50.000 I can smell yours.

00:28:52.000 That's because you actually, you were peering through the door.

00:28:55.000 Well, that one's called peering.

00:28:58.000 He installed a sniff hole in the bathroom.

00:29:00.000 Oh, that's just bizarre.

00:29:01.000 Alright, so here's the thing.

00:29:02.000 This isn't the first time Markle has tried to go out and play the victim.

00:29:07.000 And this is the problem, right?

00:29:09.000 As someone who treats people poorly, and it's on the record that she treats people poorly, it's on the record that she doesn't make very good decisions.

00:29:15.000 She seems to be rubbing a lot of people the wrong way, and it can never be her fault. 0.76

00:29:19.000 Like we've talked about with the left, you're dealing with narcissists.

00:29:21.000 You're dealing with clinical narcissism, just on a massive scale.

00:29:27.000 And now let's shrink it back down that you're dealing with a Meghan Markle, like an Amber Heard type. 0.95

00:29:30.000 So, some examples of it's never her fault, it's your fault or their fault, it's Deal or No Deal's fault, it was the royal family's fault because they're all racist.

00:29:40.000 Meghan claimed at least one member of the family had concerns about how dark their son's skin would be.

00:29:47.000 There are several conversations about it.

00:29:49.000 There's a conversation with you?

00:29:52.000 With Harry.

00:29:53.000 About how dark your baby is going to be?

00:29:58.000 And what that would mean or look like.

00:29:58.000 Potentially.

00:30:01.000 I don't believe it because you are basically white looking and he's really white looking. 0.81

00:30:06.000 And who's that woman? 1.00

00:30:07.000 The great great slave grandchild of Thomas Jefferson?

00:30:10.000 Yes.

00:30:10.000 Right.

00:30:11.000 Yes.

00:30:13.000 Talking about Oprah.

00:30:15.000 Color purple!

00:30:16.000 Keep up!

00:30:19.000 I don't believe it.

00:30:20.000 And of course it's something that can never be claimed.

00:30:23.000 It's something that can never be proven, right?

00:30:24.000 It's just, I make the claim.

00:30:25.000 They were racist.

00:30:26.000 They didn't want the kids to be dark and then the royal family can't defend themselves.

00:30:29.000 She also claimed that he and Harry were mistreated at the Queen's funeral, right?

00:30:32.000 That was a more recent one.

00:30:33.000 Yeah.

00:30:34.000 She complained about not getting paid for her first royal tour.

00:30:37.000 I can't believe I'm not getting paid for this.

00:30:38.000 You left the royal family!

00:30:41.000 Yeah, I know.

00:30:42.000 Yeah, you turn down your paycheck of everything.

00:30:46.000 Right.

00:30:47.000 Exactly.

00:30:48.000 You guys had billions of dollars coming your way at some point.

00:30:52.000 That's like royal family stepdaughter alimony. 1.00

00:30:55.000 Yeah.

00:30:57.000 Unbelievable.

00:30:57.000 I never wanted to be a part of this family anyway.

00:30:59.000 I'm leaving.

00:31:00.000 Oh well I guess that's one less mouth to feed.

00:31:02.000 I still want to take half.

00:31:04.000 Oh no!

00:31:05.000 She's been steeped in American divorce law.

00:31:08.000 I can only imagine.

00:31:10.000 I just don't want to be a princess anymore.

00:31:12.000 I'd be like, alright, bye.

00:31:13.000 You were a princess for like a day.

00:31:16.000 I'll tell you what. 0.99

00:31:17.000 I'll pay you child support because you're a petulant child. 1.00

00:31:22.000 And that's only because I can't pay bitch support. 1.00

00:31:26.000 You're only at my funeral because I wasn't awake. 0.99

00:31:29.000 Yes.

00:31:31.000 I did watch you there. 0.97

00:31:33.000 I'm just hoping someone hosts a seance so I can rise and strangle you right here. 0.99

00:31:39.000 With my blue-blooded, inbred, gnarled fingers. 0.99

00:31:43.000 I have syphilis under my hair.

00:31:45.000 And I know you have it from him. 0.71

00:31:48.000 Oh, I just hope that she haunts Meghan Markle in her dreams like Queen Kruger. 0.99

00:31:53.000 And her silly hats. 1.00

00:31:55.000 And her Yorkies. 0.94

00:31:56.000 She left and then said I'm not being paid for the royal tour because you decided to leave.

00:32:01.000 And by the way, tried to force your husband to leave and excommunicate his family.

00:32:05.000 It's cult-like.

00:32:06.000 It should also be noted that Markle herself, she's been accused of bullying the palace staff. 0.87

00:32:11.000 It's well known that she doesn't treat people very well, sort of like James Corden.

00:32:15.000 Here's one staff member.

00:32:16.000 And this is all allegedly.

00:32:18.000 Every 10 minutes I had to go outside to be screamed at by her and Harry.

00:32:21.000 It was, I can't believe you've done this.

00:32:22.000 You let me down.

00:32:23.000 What were you thinking?

00:32:24.000 It went on for a couple of hours.

00:32:26.000 So she's complaining about deal or no deal.

00:32:28.000 Job she wanted, okay.

00:32:30.000 They mistreated her, okay. 1.00

00:32:31.000 Decided to leave the royal family, right.

00:32:33.000 But the royal, I wasn't paid as part of this royal tour.

00:32:37.000 All right. 0.97

00:32:37.000 By the way, the royal family is racist. 0.97

00:32:39.000 And then when there were people in the media who said, hold on a second, I don't really know if you should be throwing out accusations of racism because we're not seeing that.

00:32:44.000 She said, the media was racist.

00:32:45.000 It's never her fault.

00:32:46.000 It's always your fault.

00:32:47.000 Tell me again about toxic masculinity.

00:32:50.000 There you go. 0.98

00:32:53.000 Toxic femininity. 1.00

00:32:54.000 You know who really hates the deal-or-no-deal thing?

00:32:57.000 All the women that did not make the cut. 0.99

00:32:59.000 I thought you were going to say Jews.

00:33:01.000 Oh, no, no.

00:33:03.000 I'm not sure where that came from.

00:33:05.000 They're probably sitting there like, right, I got how he meant.

00:33:07.000 Well, I guess Howie Mandel is Jewish.

00:33:09.000 He is Jewish.

00:33:09.000 He's the perfect type.

00:33:11.000 He's like helping them.

00:33:13.000 This helped launch her career, by the way.

00:33:14.000 It's like he tries to negotiate the price that's in the briefcase.

00:33:17.000 Like, how are you going to stop?

00:33:18.000 We've already settled this.

00:33:19.000 Like, I think we can do better.

00:33:20.000 What if it was if that briefcase was 12,000?

00:33:25.000 It's 14.

00:33:28.000 Starts blowing up a glove.

00:33:29.000 Yes.

00:33:31.000 Oh, I almost forgot, by the way.

00:33:32.000 We're about to get to Biden and the oil situation here.

00:33:34.000 We saw this Good Ranchers Utah commercial.

00:33:36.000 I just made the best steak of my life through the night.

00:33:38.000 Really?

00:33:39.000 Yeah, I need to show people how to do it.

00:33:40.000 I did it in a stainless steel pan, all clad.

00:33:42.000 I kind of sprung for it.

00:33:43.000 But go to GoodRanchers.com slash Crowder.

00:33:45.000 Use a promo code.

00:33:45.000 You can use a promo code Crowder.

00:33:46.000 You get $30 off any subscription box.

00:33:48.000 And right now they're giving you four pounds of chicken.

00:33:51.000 It's American meat delivered.

00:33:53.000 They work with small American farms.

00:33:54.000 It's really, it's good stuff.

00:33:56.000 Chicken is fantastic, by the way, so.

00:33:58.000 Yeah, I don't eat a lot of chicken, but it is good.

00:33:59.000 Very, very, very good.

00:34:00.000 All right.

00:34:01.000 And I need them to send me more steak.

00:34:03.000 I eat a lot.

00:34:04.000 That's all I eat now.

00:34:05.000 Well, there's actually a shortage of beef right now.

00:34:07.000 Not for this guy!

00:34:08.000 And it's probably because of that guy.

00:34:10.000 No.

00:34:10.000 Yes.

00:34:11.000 Well, no.

00:34:12.000 It's one of the perks.

00:34:13.000 That's my nickname.

00:34:14.000 I don't have to be out there beefless like you plebs. 1.00

00:34:19.000 It'd be racist if they didn't send you beef. 0.99

00:34:20.000 Exactly.

00:34:21.000 Let's just try and use her. 1.00

00:34:22.000 All right.

00:34:22.000 Meghan Markle gets all the beef she wants.

00:34:25.000 Oh, jeez.

00:34:26.000 I don't think that works that way.

00:34:27.000 No?

00:34:28.000 She complains about it.

00:34:29.000 It's like, this couldn't get me VL?

00:34:32.000 Is it because you're racist? 0.99

00:34:34.000 I want the animal hurt. 1.00

00:34:36.000 Yeah. 0.82

00:34:39.000 Tastes better.

00:34:40.000 Yeah.

00:34:41.000 Bring it to the table.

00:34:42.000 I want to see it in the cage being pulled apart.

00:34:44.000 Yeah.

00:34:44.000 Oh, jeez.

00:34:46.000 Wow.

00:34:47.000 And put lemon on it. 0.63

00:34:48.000 And lemon? 0.68

00:34:49.000 We're here to arrest you because- Oh, sorry, that's the abortion house. 1.00

00:34:52.000 Continue torturing your animals at the dinner table. 0.96

00:34:52.000 That's next door. 0.96

00:34:54.000 It's like hibachi grill with animal torture.

00:34:56.000 All right.

00:34:57.000 Someone looked at me like I was attractive.

00:35:02.000 I'll never walk right again!

00:35:04.000 Okay.

00:35:05.000 Joe Biden.

00:35:05.000 Former Vice President Joe Biden.

00:35:06.000 Right now, this is going on.

00:35:08.000 There's a lot going on with oil, with energy.

00:35:09.000 This is one of the things that affects you most, right?

00:35:12.000 Americans at the pump.

00:35:13.000 That's a big part of what determines elections, certainly midterms.

00:35:17.000 They really are trying to pivot away from that and make it about abortions.

00:35:19.000 You just saw from Eric banging Chinese spies.

00:35:23.000 That being said, they've had the media carry their water and try and propagate these myths out there.

00:35:28.000 And I know a lot of you have asked So comment below if this is something that you've heard,

00:35:33.000 that you've had to deal with.

00:35:35.000 And if it's helpful, you know, I try and pick these topics based on what is helpful to you.

00:35:38.000 And we love to hear what it is that you would like us to address next because if we're not helping you, then there's

00:35:43.000 no reason to really do this.

00:35:44.000 So here's the – just kind of the briefers.

00:35:48.000 The OPEC Plus member... OPEC PLUS.

00:35:50.000 OPEC PLUS.

00:35:51.000 I hate calling it.

00:35:52.000 It's OPEC.

00:35:53.000 What?

00:35:53.000 Okay, whatever.

00:35:54.000 What do you want to call it?

00:35:55.000 I just don't like the PLUS.

00:35:56.000 Everything's PLUS.

00:35:56.000 Disney PLUS.

00:35:57.000 Apple PLUS.

00:35:58.000 LGBTQ PLUS.

00:35:59.000 Yeah, thank you very much.

00:36:00.000 Can you just say OPEC and we'll be like, yeah, we understand there's more.

00:36:02.000 I don't even like PLUSes on my batteries.

00:36:04.000 Nope.

00:36:05.000 I like them both negative.

00:36:07.000 My house is very dark.

00:36:08.000 Out of one word.

00:36:12.000 So the OPEC members, they just unanimously approved a plan to reduce oil production by 2 million barrels per day.

00:36:19.000 And what does that do?

00:36:20.000 Of course, that's going to assure that prices are likely going to go up.

00:36:24.000 Wait.

00:36:25.000 OPEC made the decision in spite of Biden's request that they postpone the cut specifically until after the midterms.

00:36:32.000 We talked about that yesterday.

00:36:33.000 It's confirmed, right?

00:36:34.000 Because Biden does not care about you.

00:36:37.000 He just says, let's just punt it till after midterm.

00:36:39.000 So we talked about that yesterday.

00:36:40.000 Go and watch that segment.

00:36:41.000 This problem right now that you're dealing with at the pump, gas prices, it's one of the few issues where presidents can have a direct impact, right?

00:36:41.000 Here's the thing.

00:36:48.000 There is sometimes a rubber band effect and the policies don't really come into play, or I should say the net effect of the policies for a couple of years.

00:36:54.000 Gas prices, especially in an industry that is so subject to, I mean, forgive the redundancy as far as this phrase sounds, speculators.

00:37:03.000 It's subject to speculators.

00:37:04.000 Yeah, subject to speculators.

00:37:05.000 That works fine.

00:37:06.000 Subject to speculators where really just one executive order or honestly one press conference can change the industry because people are hopeful that they're going to drill and that in essence creates, you know, some kind of speculation that there will be more reserves that will be available.

00:37:19.000 It's very volatile because it is based largely on hearsay and the president can change the environment in which the oil, the fossil fuel industry, all energy industry operates.

00:37:30.000 Those guys are betting on the future price of oil and the President understands every time he comes out, just like when the Fed comes out and kind of hints that they may raise interest rates, it affects the markets.

00:37:38.000 Exactly.

00:37:39.000 This is the same thing for the President affecting gas prices.

00:37:42.000 So let's look at how this is exactly a problem from former Vice President Joe Biden and the lies that you've been told and how easy they are to debunk.

00:37:50.000 So let's go back in time really quickly.

00:37:51.000 Let's go to then.

00:37:53.000 During the final presidential debate, uh, 2020, I believe it was the final debate, if I'm not mistaken, don't hold me to it, could have been one of the 19, uh, former Vice President Biden, he said, in, and when I say on no, in no uncertain terms, just, I ask that, uh, you, you know, you, you say, well hold on a second, be skeptical of me, and then listen to him say it, word for word, he said he was going to shut down the fossil fuel industry, 2020.

00:38:17.000 I have one final question.

00:38:18.000 Would he close down the oil industry?

00:38:19.000 It falls?

00:38:20.000 Would you close down the oil industry?

00:38:21.000 By the way, I would transition from the oil industry, yes.

00:38:24.000 Oh, that's a big statement.

00:38:25.000 I would transition.

00:38:25.000 It is a big statement.

00:38:26.000 That's a big statement.

00:38:27.000 Because I would stop.

00:38:28.000 Why would you do that?

00:38:29.000 Because the oil industry pollutes significantly.

00:38:33.000 Here's the deal.

00:38:34.000 That's a big statement.

00:38:35.000 Well, if you let me finish the statement.

00:38:37.000 I'm a big man.

00:38:38.000 Because it has to be replaced by renewable energy over time.

00:38:42.000 Over time.

00:38:43.000 And I'd stop giving to the oil industry, I'd stop giving them federal subsidies.

00:38:47.000 And I think we also have that clip of him talking to someone on the campaign trail, remember?

00:38:51.000 Saying, yes, I'm going to put an end to the fossil fuel industry.

00:38:53.000 So he reiterated it several times.

00:38:55.000 So that's him back then.

00:38:56.000 Just to be clear.

00:38:57.000 Oh, that's a big statement.

00:38:58.000 Don't you love that?

00:38:59.000 I know.

00:39:00.000 Oh, that's a big statement.

00:39:01.000 That's a big statement.

00:39:03.000 Wow.

00:39:03.000 That's really big.

00:39:04.000 It's pollution, so where are you going to get oil from?

00:39:06.000 Oh, countries that really don't care about pollution at all.

00:39:09.000 Nailed it, because that brings us to now.

00:39:12.000 Thanks for the layup, Dave.

00:39:14.000 The former vice president is literally threatening Saudi Arabia for, wait, what, what, what, what?

00:39:20.000 Cutting oil production!

00:39:22.000 What's your reaction to the OPEC constitution?

00:39:27.000 Disappointment, and we're looking at what alternatives you may have.

00:39:32.000 There's a lot of alternatives we haven't made up our minds yet.

00:39:35.000 And I am.

00:39:37.000 In the process, when this House and Senate gets back, there's going to be some consequences for what they've done with Russia.

00:39:47.000 What kind of consequences?

00:39:48.000 Menendez says suspend all arms sales.

00:39:50.000 Is that something you'd consider?

00:39:52.000 I'm not going to get into what I'd consider and what I have in mind, but there will be consequences.

00:39:57.000 I'll tell you what he has in mind.

00:40:00.000 Ice cream.

00:40:00.000 That's it.

00:40:02.000 He answers every question like a movie cop that doesn't want to tell you there's a serial killer on the loose.

00:40:07.000 Right, exactly.

00:40:08.000 Where he's just like, no, look, we don't have any information at this time.

00:40:11.000 We can neither confirm nor deny that's happening.

00:40:13.000 Lock your windows and stay inside.

00:40:14.000 I can't tell you that.

00:40:14.000 Why?

00:40:17.000 There's no reason to be alarmed.

00:40:19.000 Yes, there's nothing to see here.

00:40:20.000 No trouble at all.

00:40:21.000 No trouble at all.

00:40:22.000 It's exactly when you should panic.

00:40:24.000 What about Venezuela?

00:40:25.000 He's just like, I've never even heard of it.

00:40:27.000 Well, let's think about this for a second.

00:40:29.000 He's mad now.

00:40:29.000 He wanted to transition away from fossil fuels.

00:40:31.000 Now he's mad that Saudi Arabia is cutting oil production, right?

00:40:34.000 And we're talking about alternatives.

00:40:35.000 So right away, we already know an alternative to American oil production was Saudi Arabia, right?

00:40:38.000 We don't need, we would never need if we just actually accessed our own energy.

00:40:41.000 Maybe it's Venezuela.

00:40:42.000 You think they have the same environmental standards that we do here in the United States, folks?

00:40:47.000 What about China and coal?

00:40:49.000 This is something we don't think about.

00:40:50.000 We can be a net exporter of energy.

00:40:52.000 What about these other countries that are using dirtier forms of energy, like China with coal, other countries that are extracting oil basically using archaic methods?

00:40:59.000 We could help them improve!

00:41:02.000 Their drilling practices, their energy practices, to make them more eco-friendly.

00:41:06.000 But we can't do it because we're dependent on their energy to get to us.

00:41:09.000 So this is also just proof positive.

00:41:11.000 It's about the midterms.

00:41:12.000 He does not care about you, the United States of America.

00:41:15.000 He wants to appeal to his base in a general.

00:41:17.000 Say, I'm going to shut down the fossil fuel industry.

00:41:19.000 He knows full well that'll hurt you.

00:41:21.000 I'm going into the midterms.

00:41:22.000 Well, let me alleviate the pain for the average American who I don't care about any other time of the year, punt it until after the midterms, and then we'll come right back to square one.

00:41:31.000 You don't matter.

00:41:33.000 It's not about just Democrat.

00:41:34.000 It's about the elites in power.

00:41:36.000 They know that it'll affect you after the midterms.

00:41:38.000 Now, let's get into Biden would actually, he wants you to believe that he improved the oil industry in America, even though he said he would transition away from him.

00:41:48.000 Now he wants to take credit For oil production.

00:41:50.000 Have you seen this?

00:41:51.000 Right, I have.

00:41:52.000 Yeah, this is one of the biggest lies that the White House has spun.

00:41:54.000 Yes.

00:41:55.000 That's saying something.

00:41:56.000 By White House, I mean every major press outlet.

00:41:58.000 Yes.

00:41:59.000 So this is something that you've requested from me quite a bit.

00:42:01.000 So here's the claim that you see going on out there.

00:42:04.000 That gas and oil in the United States, right, and the permits specifically, that they've

00:42:08.000 actually increased under Biden.

00:42:10.000 Because if you say, well, oil prices are higher, why don't we access our own oil?

00:42:12.000 They say, actually, Biden's done more for oil and gas than any other president.

00:42:16.000 So that's a strong... No, no, no, hold on a second.

00:42:18.000 They're lying.

00:42:18.000 But here's according to Yahoo.

00:42:20.000 The federal government has been issuing oil and gas drilling permits more willingly than it did during President Donald Trump's first three years in office.

00:42:27.000 That's key.

00:42:28.000 First three years.

00:42:29.000 And it could be issuing even more if the oil and gas industry weren't leaving many current leases undeveloped.

00:42:35.000 OK, so they're saying more under Biden.

00:42:37.000 He's actually done more than Donald Trump.

00:42:38.000 Here's the truth.

00:42:40.000 The permits issued in 2021 were for leases that were sold mostly, almost entirely under Donald Trump.

00:42:49.000 And in 2022, the new permits plummeted.

00:42:52.000 So in other words, he was enjoying an effect from Donald Trump that he was, publicly, you can go back to that debate, he was attacking Donald Trump for those leases that created the bump for him, which he now is claiming credit for.

00:43:04.000 So, production, just to give you an idea, for oil, it plummeted by 55% from 2021 to 2022.

00:43:12.000 The numbers, 2021, 3,800, 2022, 1,700.

00:43:15.000 So he comes into office, there are all these leases, they've increased under Donald Trump, they were permitted under Donald Trump, takes advantage of them, then cuts them, But he's taking credit for that first year!

00:43:24.000 That's brilliant.

00:43:29.000 Now, let me undergird this a little bit.

00:43:31.000 Here's another truth, in case you don't believe what I'm telling you.

00:43:34.000 All of the references are available at LetUsCredit.com.

00:43:36.000 Trump's highest average month, or sorry, the highest sort of average of the monthly permits, I should say, in 2020, it was higher than Biden's 2021 average.

00:43:46.000 So you had a huge, you had a spike.

00:43:48.000 You look at the trend, okay, 2020, monthly average 452.

00:43:51.000 We're talking about these permits.

00:43:53.000 And then of course it went down dramatically after that.

00:43:53.000 2021, 333.

00:43:58.000 So it was a ramp up, there was a benefit from the ramp up, and then Biden screwed it up, and they want to take credit for that first year of ramp up while it was tapering down.

00:44:06.000 Well, and the big thing here is, look at the policies from these administrations and the effects that those policies have.

00:44:12.000 Under Joe Biden, if he has his way, this trend continues, right?

00:44:15.000 The trend after Trump continues, and he can no longer take credit for anything, but he's going to transition us.

00:44:19.000 Don't worry, because everything's going to run on electricity, which is powered by coal, because wind and solar cannot lift that weight.

00:44:25.000 I thought electricity was powered by other electricity?

00:44:27.000 Ah, yes.

00:44:28.000 Tesla's should say coal-powered on the back of them.

00:44:28.000 No.

00:44:31.000 You are all living a lie.

00:44:32.000 Are you saying that the electric car doesn't charge by electricity?

00:44:37.000 No.

00:44:38.000 I just assumed that electricity came from electricity.

00:44:40.000 What?

00:44:42.000 But it comes from something that produces electricity.

00:44:45.000 What about the key kite?

00:44:46.000 All sunshine and farts power, yes.

00:44:47.000 I just thought it was a bunch of Spencer's plasma balls in a warehouse.

00:44:51.000 I thought it ran on Elon Musk's nightmares.

00:44:55.000 Because they're very high powered.

00:44:56.000 Your guess is as good as mine.

00:44:57.000 We don't know.

00:44:58.000 I guess we'll never solve the mystery of where electricity comes from.

00:45:00.000 Go ahead, Gerald.

00:45:01.000 Under Donald Trump, if he was in a second term right now, we wouldn't care what Russia was doing.

00:45:04.000 Nope.

00:45:05.000 It would have zero effect on us to be like, oh, Russia, you guys want to act up over there?

00:45:05.000 We wouldn't care at all.

00:45:09.000 OPEC, you guys want to cut?

00:45:10.000 I don't give. 0.98

00:45:11.000 I have no shites left to give because we just produce all of our own stuff here. 0.97

00:45:16.000 So, you know, you can buy our Just like he just did with former Vice President Joe Biden in that debate. 0.96

00:45:19.000 Like, oh, that's a big statement.

00:45:21.000 That would be the exact same approach if Putin says, we're going to cut off supply of oil.

00:45:25.000 Oh, that's a big statement.

00:45:27.000 Big moves, Russia. 0.97

00:45:28.000 I'm shaking in my boots.

00:45:31.000 I'm literally shaking.

00:45:32.000 And when I say literally, excuse me, when I say literally, I mean that I'm frankly not shaking.

00:45:39.000 As he's landing on the front lawn to go inside, he's like, oh, it's that guy again.

00:45:45.000 I don't want... He makes me eat hamburgers at the long table.

00:45:48.000 It's an Inspector Gadget helicopter pad.

00:45:51.000 Inspector B! 1.00

00:45:55.000 Here I come to kick your ass! 1.00

00:45:58.000 Yeah, we didn't worry about Putin, remember? 1.00

00:46:00.000 No, we didn't.

00:46:01.000 Oh, hey, look at this.

00:46:02.000 Right now, CNN.

00:46:03.000 What?

00:46:03.000 Biden to release another 15 million barrels from Strategic Reserve.

00:46:07.000 I think we had 12 million yesterday, the day before.

00:46:09.000 14 million, something like that.

00:46:11.000 So we're just dipping back in.

00:46:12.000 We were wrong.

00:46:12.000 Admonish us.

00:46:14.000 We were right, but now we're wrong.

00:46:16.000 It's a second one.

00:46:16.000 I think it's on top of it.

00:46:17.000 Yeah, I know, but it's either way.

00:46:19.000 I just want to cut this off at the pass because tomorrow we'll be wrong because he'll release more oil.

00:46:23.000 Like he's Tyra Banks handing out Vaseline bottles.

00:46:25.000 This was a double admonish.

00:46:28.000 It's times too admonished.

00:46:29.000 Hey, do any of you remember ever CNN praising Donald Trump for opening up oil leases?

00:46:35.000 Ever?

00:46:37.000 Sure, let alone the last election.

00:46:39.000 Can you remember any instance where CNN focused on gas prices or focused on how much more access we had to our own energy under Donald Trump?

00:46:45.000 Was that ever a topic, let alone right now the main headline on CNN?

00:46:54.000 In case you didn't believe that CNN was carrying the water, so was ABC, NBC, CBS for this administration.

00:46:59.000 You would never see that because oil bad.

00:47:01.000 Donald Trump in the pockets of oil.

00:47:03.000 Yeah, well and right now they're saying that Joe Biden is reducing the price of gas and it's like, oh well that's great, it's actually coming down.

00:47:09.000 It's still incredibly high.

00:47:12.000 Don't play the game that Joe Biden wants you to play on inflation where he's like, it only went up 0.2%. 0.95

00:47:16.000 It's like Kohl's where they trick suburban white bitches by marking something $100 up to $300 and then giving you 40% off. 1.00

00:47:23.000 It's $60 to fill up a basic sedan. 0.98

00:47:23.000 It's true. 0.98

00:47:27.000 Yeah.

00:47:27.000 That's not a good thing.

00:47:29.000 Well, it could be a good thing.

00:47:32.000 Well, I mean, I guess if you're on the oil side of it.

00:47:35.000 Exactly.

00:47:36.000 I have a diversified portfolio.

00:47:38.000 And by that, I mean I take calls from Putin on oil and Bitcoin.

00:47:42.000 Why don't you and Ethereum?

00:47:44.000 Now, hit the like button right here as we go through another myth, because this is This is important.

00:47:49.000 You see it right now in real time.

00:47:50.000 Don't you just love it when we're budding and then they're trying to do it during real time?

00:47:54.000 Here's another claim that they're making, not just as it relates to leases, but, and you're seeing this right now, Joe Biden is actually, former Vice President Biden, is producing more oil than any modern presidents previously, including President Trump.

00:48:08.000 Some, I know, have made the claim that this administration is in the way of domestic production, but the numbers here are inarguable.

00:48:16.000 We are now at close to record levels of oil production here in the U.S., averaging now 12 million barrels a day.

00:48:25.000 Under this president, the country is producing more oil on average than it did during the Bush, Obama, or Trump administrations.

00:48:33.000 Okay, so here's the truth, okay?

00:48:37.000 In 2020, oil production reached an all-time high of more than 13 million barrels per day under Donald Trump.

00:48:45.000 Well, if we can make cars run on garbage from all the stuff she had shipped over from Canada and buried in Michigan, we're in luck.

00:48:50.000 Yep, but that's not kind of high.

00:48:54.000 All-time high.

00:48:57.000 The average the press secretary is trying to talk about is from, again, former Vice President Biden's what?

00:49:01.000 What?

00:49:02.000 First year and a half in office.

00:49:04.000 So if you're comparing the averages of the first year and a half, the first year and a half of Biden, okay, Donald Trump comes in.

00:49:10.000 Let me just explain this to you really quickly.

00:49:12.000 Okay, you have this overlap.

00:49:13.000 Donald Trump comes in.

00:49:14.000 We had eight years of Barack Obama slash former Vice President Joe Biden.

00:49:17.000 It was very anti-oil.

00:49:18.000 It was very anti-energy.

00:49:19.000 Drilling went down.

00:49:20.000 Donald Trump comes in, reverses that.

00:49:20.000 Okay.

00:49:22.000 Takes a little while to ramp up.

00:49:24.000 You look at his last two, three years, right?

00:49:26.000 The first year, he just had to actually put some policy into place.

00:49:29.000 Boom.

00:49:29.000 We hit all-time highs.

00:49:31.000 Then reverse it.

00:49:32.000 Former Vice President Joe Biden comes in.

00:49:34.000 He's benefiting from the policies of Donald Trump and then plummets it.

00:49:38.000 So they're taking a year and a half average of Biden.

00:49:42.000 Versus the four years of Donald Trump.

00:49:45.000 Let's look at the four-year total.

00:49:46.000 As a matter of fact, let's just compare the second half of Biden's presidency to the second half of Trump.

00:49:52.000 They deliberately avoid... and this is something that I hope that you guys do, and you hear me doing this too when I work with our researchers.

00:49:56.000 I go, give me an apples-to-apples comparison.

00:49:59.000 So when I give you a comparison I try and say there's X percent increase versus X percent decrease or there's a four times increase in the likelihood versus a two times less like I try and make sure that you see a percentage and a percentage or a multiple and a multiple or a fraction and a fraction so it's consistent because it's very very easy to trick people and when you say we're comparing four years of Donald Trump including the first year Yeah.

00:50:21.000 And by the way, just again, I want to go back to this.

00:50:22.000 It's his policies.

00:50:23.000 one and a half years of Biden, that's how you come up with a lie. Something completely irrefutable.

00:50:27.000 We reached an all-time high period under Donald Trump as far as oil being produced under his

00:50:33.000 presidency. Of all time. Yeah. And by the way, just again, I want to go back to this. It's his

00:50:37.000 policies. Once they take effect, that's the question that every reporter should be asking.

00:50:43.000 Okay, I understand what you're saying right now.

00:50:44.000 This is a carryover from the past administration.

00:50:46.000 Your policies are actually cutting this.

00:50:48.000 We have graphs.

00:50:48.000 We have charts.

00:50:49.000 Everything is going down and to the right.

00:50:51.000 That's a bad sign.

00:50:52.000 Where will we be in two years?

00:50:54.000 Because of your policies.

00:50:54.000 Right.

00:50:56.000 Don't tell me what Donald Trump's policies have produced in your administration.

00:50:59.000 You're trying to do something different.

00:51:00.000 You said it!

00:51:01.000 You wanted to do something different to Donald Trump.

00:51:03.000 Where will that put us?

00:51:04.000 Yeah.

00:51:05.000 Has it ever been this level of blame the previous guy?

00:51:08.000 Well, in this case, he's trying to blame the previous guy for everything wrong and take credit for the previous guy.

00:51:13.000 And take credit for it, too.

00:51:14.000 Yeah, you know what?

00:51:14.000 That's what I mean.

00:51:15.000 It's always been going on.

00:51:15.000 This is why I say there was never real journalism.

00:51:17.000 Go back and look at the first couple years of Ronald Reagan after dealing with the disaster that was Jimmy Carter, where people would try and blame him for inflation.

00:51:25.000 People would try and blame him for your dollar purchasing power being significantly lower.

00:51:29.000 Then look at the totality of his presidency.

00:51:31.000 He had to come in and change a lot.

00:51:33.000 Now, it's not like Barack Obama, who in year seven and eight was still blaming George W. Bush while taking credit.

00:51:39.000 You could go back and read articles from the media blaming Ronald Reagan within the first few months that he came into office of the issues that were clearly set by Jimmy Carter.

00:51:49.000 That's what they're doing here, only trying to take credit for the tail end of Donald Trump.

00:51:52.000 Again, this is one thing.

00:51:53.000 It's very easy to trick you.

00:51:54.000 I ask that you do this next time you vote.

00:51:56.000 You go, okay, eight years of Barack Obama.

00:51:59.000 Okay?

00:52:00.000 Really, three years of Donald Trump.

00:52:01.000 Let's admit the fourth year was kind of a wash because of the pandemic and the planned lockdowns therein to try and win the election.

00:52:07.000 But you have eight, four, and you're gonna have four.

00:52:11.000 Eight, four, and four.

00:52:12.000 One of these things is not like the other.

00:52:14.000 You can never again claim that you didn't have contrast, that you didn't have an example.

00:52:19.000 Our generation didn't have that.

00:52:20.000 The closest we had was George W. Bush, who was never a conservative.

00:52:22.000 He was a big government Republican.

00:52:24.000 I don't think he's a bad man.

00:52:24.000 We all know that.

00:52:25.000 I don't think he was a great president.

00:52:27.000 You now have it.

00:52:29.000 Remember this.

00:52:30.000 Let's go down to another claim that former Vice President Joe Biden's administration made, that shutting down the Keystone XL pipeline didn't affect oil prices.

00:52:38.000 This is another thing they want to tell you. 0.90

00:52:40.000 We're making more oil, we have more leases than ever, and it's a bullshit, it's a red herring that the Keystone XL pipeline has anything to do with oil prices. 0.96

00:52:48.000 Okay? 0.94

00:52:49.000 Here's the truth.

00:52:50.000 All references available at ladduscreditor.com.

00:52:51.000 The pipeline could have delivered 830,000 barrels of crude per day by 2023.

00:52:57.000 More supply almost always results in lower costs in a free market.

00:53:01.000 Now, I know what you're going to say.

00:53:02.000 You're going to say, oh, most of that was actually just crude and it was going to, it was Canada, it was going to, well, okay, hold on a second.

00:53:07.000 Didn't we just yesterday hear former Vice President Joe Biden talking about the global economy and inflation across the board?

00:53:13.000 Yeah.

00:53:14.000 So even if that's the case, and it's not entirely the case, we would benefit from it directly.

00:53:14.000 Right?

00:53:19.000 Still, if it's better for the rest of the world, then it's better for the United States of America.

00:53:24.000 You're the one who thrust us into a global economy as it relates to oil.

00:53:27.000 Yeah, but by the way, if you can blame OPEC for cutting supply, and that's a bad thing, and it's going to make oil prices go up and gas prices go up, wouldn't increasing supply be a good thing and make oil prices go down and gas prices go down?

00:53:40.000 Right.

00:53:41.000 You can't have it, but most of that's going to be Canada.

00:53:44.000 Hold on a second, you're talking about global supply?

00:53:47.000 Yes.

00:53:47.000 Let me again read that number to you.

00:53:51.000 830,000 barrels of crude oil per day.

00:53:54.000 We would care about 50% less about OPEC's decision if this pipeline was up and running by next year.

00:54:00.000 Easily.

00:54:01.000 And keep in mind, again, let's compare that with the all-time high, 13 million barrels of oil per day right under Donald Trump.

00:54:08.000 That's actually, I know it doesn't sound like a ton, but guess what?

00:54:10.000 With 13 million, 830,000, if you had that on, that still is significant.

00:54:14.000 That's not nothing.

00:54:15.000 Certainly on a global scale, that is a significant amount of energy.

00:54:18.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:54:19.000 And I don't remember exactly what the number was, but I think it's somewhere between 15 and 20 million barrels per day that the United States uses in oil consumption?

00:54:27.000 So this, this is a big deal, right?

00:54:27.000 Right.

00:54:29.000 When Joe Biden releases 15 million barrels or 14 million barrels, whatever the number is today, tomorrow, when we get admonished again, That doesn't even cover a day, folks.

00:54:37.000 Right.

00:54:38.000 So we have this overall effect of not only wood opening the Keystone XL, and by the way, sometimes people get Keystone.

00:54:44.000 Don't be tripped up by this Keystone versus Keystone XL.

00:54:47.000 Different.

00:54:48.000 Keystone already exists.

00:54:50.000 I won't get super nerdy on that.

00:54:51.000 We'll do that another day.

00:54:52.000 I just don't want you to get tripped up.

00:54:53.000 Make sure you use the term Keystone XL.

00:54:54.000 Okay.

00:54:55.000 Not only would it increase the supply, which would benefit everybody, but, again, going back to how the oil industry works, which this administration admits by simply threatening Saudi Arabia.

00:55:05.000 Again, we're dealing with speculators.

00:55:07.000 Canceling the pipeline of Keystone XL, when you have businesses who are looking at many, many, many, many, many years before they will ever turn a profit.

00:55:16.000 This signals to energy companies, do not invest.

00:55:18.000 Also, the reason that energy companies might not invest, they've sort of in a soft way been signaled to not invest, when Joe Biden says, I'll shut you down so you better not invest.

00:55:28.000 Yeah, that'll do it.

00:55:30.000 You know, I know there's nuance, you kind of have to read between the lines.

00:55:34.000 It's not direct.

00:55:35.000 Now, again, if you say, well, hold on a second, it's not that much, but didn't allow Keystone, let's say Keystone XL is all for Canada.

00:55:35.000 Yeah.

00:55:43.000 It only benefits Canada, alright?

00:55:45.000 Okay, let's go with that.

00:55:46.000 Then why would he allow Nord Stream 2?

00:55:48.000 We're talking about something that goes through where?

00:55:52.000 Where?

00:55:54.000 The Baltic regions?

00:55:54.000 Russia to Germany?

00:55:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:55:57.000 So no, not here in North America, but sure, we'll sign off on Nord Stream 2.

00:56:01.000 Again, you do have to ask yourself, is it idiocy or when every single policy that is enacted by this president harms the American people, While assisting foreign, sometimes adversaries, but certainly people who don't have American best interests at heart, and certainly should not be more important to the President than the American people. 0.99

00:56:21.000 Oh no wait, that's nationalism, you're racist. 0.94

00:56:23.000 If I say, hey, Keystone XL, hey, we should allow all of our onshore drilling, we should allow all of our drilling here, we should allow drilling in Alaska, we should allow ourselves fracking, but I don't think we should have anything to do with Nord Stream 2.

00:56:34.000 No, no, no, that's nationalism.

00:56:38.000 Don't worry, they'll probably support blowing it up at some point in the future if we haven't already.

00:56:38.000 That's racist.

00:56:42.000 Yes, yes, yes.

00:56:44.000 By the way, US oil consumption is a little bit higher even.

00:56:47.000 Daily oil consumption is 19.89 million barrels.

00:56:49.000 I knew it was somewhere around that number, but I didn't want to get it on it.

00:56:52.000 That's insane.

00:56:53.000 And 14 of those barrels are just Lizzo's servants as they clean her with a striddle. 0.54

00:56:59.000 She's like the guy in Dune.

00:57:01.000 That's how she recharges every day. 0.96

00:57:07.000 That's a lot of avocado.

00:57:12.000 We use 19 billion or million?

00:57:14.000 Million.

00:57:15.000 Okay, I was going to say billion seems like a lot.

00:57:18.000 That does seem like a lot.

00:57:19.000 That would seem like too much.

00:57:20.000 But it's so hard now because everything's just a rounding error.

00:57:22.000 Billion, trillion, it's all trillion these days, folks.

00:57:25.000 Here's another claim that they'll make, that Biden is helping Okay, here's the truth.

00:57:29.000 Right now, because of where we are, 15 million barrels is not enough.

00:57:32.000 Because of how much we've reduced our capacity.

00:57:34.000 here's the truth. Right now, because of where we are, 15 million barrels is not enough because of

00:57:41.000 how much we've reduced our capacity. Biden's entire sell-off of 160 million barrels

00:57:47.000 from the reserve has changed the price of gas by about 40 cents.

00:57:52.000 That's insane.

00:57:53.000 That's a quarter of the Reserve, by the way.

00:57:55.000 Shouldn't the Reserve also be more important to us than you screwing up as President?

00:58:01.000 Yes, you would think so.

00:58:02.000 Yeah, because it's for the, you know, when we really need oil.

00:58:05.000 When we really badly need oil.

00:58:06.000 By the way, so what is it?

00:58:07.000 That was 40 cents on his entire sell-off?

00:58:09.000 Yeah.

00:58:10.000 You understand that for every $10 the price of oil goes up per barrel, that's a 24% or

00:58:15.000 24 cent increase at the pump?

00:58:18.000 So basically what OPEC just did is going to raise the price they estimate by about 11,

00:58:23.000 12 bucks, which cuts into everything that he just did.

00:58:27.000 Basically, it's a 16 cent difference.

00:58:29.000 So get ready for gas prices to go right back up.

00:58:32.000 It didn't do anything except deplete our reserves, Joe.

00:58:34.000 Thanks.

00:58:35.000 Appreciate that.

00:58:36.000 Could possibly be necessary.

00:58:38.000 It's the difference of long-term policy designed to strengthen the American people, the American energy, period, American energy independence versus short-term, as we know, we know on the record, short-term political gain before midterms.

00:58:54.000 This is not someone who wants us to be energy independent.

00:58:56.000 They don't.

00:58:57.000 They've said so.

00:58:59.000 You may not like President Trump.

00:59:00.000 And by the way, the left who doesn't like President Trump, they would say, we hate President Trump because yes, sure, he's brought down the price of gas, but it's because look at all of the increase in drilling.

00:59:08.000 Look at what he's, it's going to destroy our environment.

00:59:11.000 Now these same people want you to praise Joe Biden, who just wants to take it down enough before the midterms so that he can screw you afterward.

00:59:20.000 The same reason that people have criticized Donald Trump is the same reason that gas prices are through the roof and it's the same reason that we might enter into a global conflict the scale of World War 3.

00:59:29.000 You understand this, right? 0.98

00:59:31.000 If you rely on shitty... I don't understand. 0.99

00:59:34.000 Can someone explain this to me?

00:59:35.000 Can you maybe comment below?

00:59:36.000 Maybe this is lost on me because it's one of those things like charter schools where I am not able to find an answer. 0.91

00:59:42.000 The left says, and by the way, not a fan of Putin, just to be clear, Russia, evil, shitty, there is no nuance whatsoever. 0.96

00:59:49.000 We should be involved. 0.99

00:59:50.000 We need to go to where Russia is awful. 1.00

00:59:52.000 Bad. 0.86

00:59:52.000 Okay. 0.86

00:59:54.000 And we should be reliant on them for oil. 0.98

01:00:00.000 You can't say Russia bad and then say, but we have way more oil than Russia.

01:00:03.000 Saudi Arabia, terrible, right? 0.99

01:00:05.000 Michael Moore.

01:00:06.000 9-11, terrorists, right?

01:00:07.000 Okay, good.

01:00:08.000 Shut down our oil production.

01:00:09.000 No one, there's no one out there right now, none of these critics, by the way, who don't like the fossil fuel industry, not one of them will argue that we right now could transfer to green energy, meaning solar, wind, none of them.

01:00:20.000 It can't be done.

01:00:22.000 So, okay, Russia bad. 0.94

01:00:23.000 Then you need to follow the policy of making sure that we are not dependent on bad people.

01:00:29.000 I don't know, I don't know how these positions, I don't know how they're reconcilable.

01:00:34.000 I guess if you've just gone down on your crack dealer, it's more about getting the crack than really liking the dealer.

01:00:41.000 There's really no other way I can put that.

01:00:42.000 No, I think you're absolutely right.

01:00:44.000 And my point is, we should have our own crack house.

01:00:46.000 Make it.

01:00:47.000 But we have our own crack house.

01:00:49.000 It should look like, what was that show, Union Jack?

01:00:51.000 Yeah.

01:00:51.000 All the ladies without the tops on?

01:00:53.000 That's right. 0.97

01:00:53.000 Like, ah, check under Putin's tit. 0.97

01:00:55.000 He's got some crude underneath there.

01:00:57.000 Yeah, we got a whole factory underground, and we're just letting it sit there. 0.97

01:01:00.000 Just a bunch of naked Russians. 1.00

01:01:02.000 Yep. 0.98

01:01:03.000 Check under them skirts. 1.00

01:01:05.000 Or the wire, whatever.

01:01:05.000 Whatever show where they're all naked.

01:01:08.000 American Gangster.

01:01:09.000 New Jack City.

01:01:10.000 That's right, New Jack City.

01:01:11.000 I think I said Union Jack.

01:01:12.000 No, American Gangster has it as well.

01:01:14.000 That's true.

01:01:15.000 The point is, if you make drugs, If you make drugs, you do it naked.

01:01:20.000 If you're a team player.

01:01:21.000 Exactly.

01:01:23.000 Now here's another truth.

01:01:24.000 Take a guess.

01:01:24.000 Don't be sneaking barrels out under the tips.

01:01:27.000 Are you Donkey Kong?

01:01:28.000 Lizzo?

01:01:29.000 Here's another truth.

01:01:30.000 The Strategic Reserve is supposed to be what?

01:01:33.000 What?

01:01:34.000 What?

01:01:34.000 For war time.

01:01:36.000 It's like an emergency food supply.

01:01:38.000 It's for emergencies.

01:01:40.000 By George.

01:01:40.000 This is a self-induced wound.

01:01:43.000 A self-inflicted wound.

01:01:45.000 We do not need to be dipping into our strategic reserves.

01:01:48.000 We certainly wouldn't if we continued the policy of Donald Trump and every day was an all-time record high pumping of oil.

01:01:55.000 So, by taking the oil from the reserves, Biden is threatening our national security.

01:02:02.000 Well, the Strategic Reserve is now at its lowest since 1984.

01:02:05.000 So let me recap this for you as people come to you and say, there's more leases right now under Joe Biden than ever. 0.97

01:02:11.000 Well, okay, that's complete and total horseshit.

01:02:13.000 It was for the first year and a half. 0.94

01:02:14.000 We just went into one.

01:02:15.000 There's been more oil production under Joe Biden than any other president. 0.98

01:02:18.000 Well, you know, that's complete horseshit.

01:02:19.000 That's because during, again, the first year and a half, it was a result of President Donald Trump, and then it plummeted. 0.97

01:02:25.000 Well, hold on a second.

01:02:26.000 Keystone Pipeline wouldn't make any difference.

01:02:29.000 Keystone XL Pipeline, so we don't need to do that.

01:02:30.000 Okay, great.

01:02:31.000 I'm glad that you're happy for us to be dependent on Russia with this administration approving the Nord Stream Pipeline.

01:02:36.000 Oh, and I hope that you're happy that we have now tapped into our energy reserves to the lowest level since 1984, which again puts us in a more compromised position so that someone might be able to take advantage of us.

01:02:46.000 Like who?

01:02:47.000 I don't know.

01:02:48.000 I don't know.

01:02:49.000 Hint, someone Eric Swalwell might want to bang.

01:02:54.000 Any spy from any country?

01:02:55.000 Yes.

01:02:56.000 Let me go back to one of the clips that we said.

01:02:58.000 I'm not going to have him play it, but Joe Biden, not only has he done all of that, right?

01:03:02.000 And that's bad enough.

01:03:03.000 That's enough to destroy the American economy or hurt every single person out there who goes to the gas pump.

01:03:08.000 All of us.

01:03:10.000 He said, Saudi Arabia is going to face consequences because of how they've handled Russia.

01:03:17.000 He basically is saying it's not because of their cut of oil production.

01:03:22.000 It's not because of what OPEC has done.

01:03:24.000 American people, you hate Russia, right?

01:03:27.000 Well, Saudi Arabia, they're friends with Russia.

01:03:29.000 That's why they did this.

01:03:30.000 You know who's not complaining about this right now?

01:03:32.000 Ukraine.

01:03:32.000 The people that would be most affected by Saudi Arabia partnering up with Russia.

01:03:37.000 They are not partnering up with Russia to do this.

01:03:39.000 I understand that Russia is part of OPEC Plus.

01:03:42.000 But the president is trying to frame this as now we have a common enemy.

01:03:46.000 The enemy of our friend over here.

01:03:50.000 They're hurting Ukraine, who we want to help by supporting Russia. 0.97

01:03:54.000 That's dangerous rhetoric for an election.

01:03:56.000 I guess it doesn't work on me because I don't like anyone.

01:03:59.000 Well, I don't like any of them either.

01:04:01.000 I don't like Saudi Arabia, I don't like Russia, and I don't like Ukraine.

01:04:03.000 The left are the war hawks now.

01:04:04.000 I have no idea what's happened to society in the United States.

01:04:07.000 They're the ones saying that we should be going to war, and now Donald Trump is tying that in.

01:04:11.000 Remember?

01:04:11.000 War for oil!

01:04:13.000 The- Can I- Pardon my language.

01:04:14.000 You can say it, say it, say it.

01:04:14.000 Can I just- I'm sorry.

01:04:15.000 The fuck is code pink? 0.99

01:04:19.000 Remember when you were out there protesting the White House the second we went into Afghanistan? 0.99

01:04:23.000 Where are you right now?

01:04:25.000 Time complaining that it was a war for oil and we had oil here, remember?

01:04:30.000 Yeah.

01:04:31.000 And you were advocating for drilling in Alaska or Antarctica, whichever one of those places.

01:04:35.000 Everywhere.

01:04:36.000 Yeah.

01:04:37.000 I advocate drilling everywhere.

01:04:38.000 Like, but Alaska's so beautiful.

01:04:40.000 It won't be when Skynet falls and Russia decides to turn it into a nuclear wasteland. 0.94

01:04:44.000 Like, but if you fix it, we can't complain.

01:04:46.000 Yes.

01:04:49.000 It's unbelievable to me.

01:04:50.000 That's incredibly dangerous swapping rhetoric.

01:04:57.000 What happens when you make ice the temperature of the sun?

01:04:59.000 Let's see.

01:05:00.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:05:01.000 Yeah, what happens when Russia turns all of the country into Superman's dad's bachelor pad? 0.97

01:05:07.000 Yeah, that's gonna...

01:05:08.000 It's going to really feel like pollution when there's a warhead that goes... This is quite literally trying to convince all of you that we need to engage in an international conflict for oil.

01:05:19.000 And by the way, it didn't pass the sniff test when we were talking about Iraq and oil.

01:05:23.000 Sure, I understand no-bid contracts, but again...

01:05:26.000 If you understand what happened with Desert Storm, do you know what a war for oil actually looks like?

01:05:30.000 If you're talking about actually just taking, siphoning oil from a country.

01:05:32.000 It's surround the oil fields, surround the oil reserves, bring in air support, don't let anyone take the oil, you don't pack up your stuff and leave.

01:05:40.000 In this case, we're actually right now, you can see through the legislative process, approving international, or at least supporting, international reserves of oil while shutting down our own and saying, the reason we should hate all these people is because Russia, oil, Saudi Arabia, oil, we might have to enter into a war. 0.80

01:05:56.000 Why?

01:05:57.000 For oil.

01:05:57.000 Yeah, but don't we have a whole lot of that?

01:06:00.000 It's all about Saudi and Russian oil, kids! 1.00

01:06:03.000 You're an asshole, sir! 1.00

01:06:05.000 Alright, we're gonna go do a review of Creed. 1.00

01:06:07.000 I'm not looking forward to this on the Mug Club.

01:06:09.000 Please share, hit like, comment below, and comment which one of these was the most helpful for you.

01:06:14.000 A lot of these myths are going around.

01:06:15.000 Every time I see one of these Washington Post charts on oil production under Joe Biden, Kool-Aid man through the wall.

01:06:21.000 YouTube, thank you very much.

01:06:23.000 Not really.

01:06:23.000 We hope that Rumble replaces you very soon.

Louder with Crowder - October 19, 2022

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