Louder with Crowder - BORDER CRISIS EXPLAINED! How Government & MSM Work Together to HIDE the Truth | Louder with Crowder

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00:01:38.000 I sipped too, because Me Too's back, because we have a lot to talk about today.

00:01:42.000 First off, let me tell you, before anything else, we're going to be talking about the border crisis.

00:01:46.000 A lot of people have been saying, why haven't you been covering it?

00:01:47.000 Because I've been waiting to see how it unfolds.

00:01:50.000 Because we've done segments on the border crisis quite a bit with you under Trump and how the numbers sort of, not sort of, they absolutely started increasing.

00:01:57.000 I just changed my clothes right before the show, so I'm a little winded.

00:02:00.000 From changing your clothes?

00:02:02.000 Well, it's a whole thing, I gotta change my clothes.

00:02:04.000 Well, it's surgery.

00:02:05.000 But we'll be talking about the border crisis.

00:02:08.000 I think what's important is for you to understand kind of what the media has been telling you, what's actually happening, and these are two very different things, and why it matters.

00:02:16.000 So I know we're not talking about the border crisis first, and that's kind of the beauty of what we do with this show.

00:02:21.000 You know, there wasn't always a 24-hour news cycle in this country.

00:02:24.000 There was a half-hour news three times a day, and it was basically the same thing.

00:02:29.000 So we don't have to manufacture a crisis.

00:02:33.000 And there is a border crisis, but we don't have to cover it every day when there's no new information.

00:02:36.000 So consolidating it and letting you know, look, how this affects you and what you can do.

00:02:41.000 And with this, it starts with local politics.

00:02:44.000 And, you know, if you live in West Texas, It's less paperwork to respect Castle Doctrine laws.

00:02:54.000 So we'll talk about all this, everything you need to know about the border crisis.

00:02:57.000 It'll be pretty thorough. 0.99

00:02:58.000 And we'll also talk about Chris Cuomo grabbing wife's asses. 1.00

00:03:02.000 Just to be clear, it's not like Aziz Ansari, a bad date. 0.99

00:03:04.000 You know, some Me Too's, you're like, well, okay. 1.00

00:03:06.000 No, this is grabbing a woman's ass in front of her husband. 1.00

00:03:10.000 These Cuomo brothers, the brothers Cuomo, are absolute garbage. 1.00

00:03:16.000 So we'll talk about all of that today, but Gerald A., how are you? 0.99

00:03:16.000 Just to be clear. 0.99

00:03:19.000 I am well.

00:03:20.000 I'm okay.

00:03:20.000 How are you, sir?

00:03:21.000 A little wind.

00:03:21.000 I still have the sinus infection going.

00:03:23.000 I'd rather be with my babies.

00:03:24.000 That's true.

00:03:26.000 It's touching.

00:03:27.000 Did you ever feel that with Quarter Black Garrett here? 0.98

00:03:30.000 He's a Quarter Black. 1.00

00:03:31.000 We have the 23 of me to prove it.

00:03:33.000 Were you that way with your first one?

00:03:35.000 Your first child?

00:03:37.000 Were you like, I just want to be hanging out with them?

00:03:39.000 Yeah, I love my kids.

00:03:40.000 My kids are great.

00:03:41.000 I still do that.

00:03:42.000 And Dave Landa, of course, the funniest man on his feet.

00:03:44.000 How are you?

00:03:45.000 Well, thank you.

00:03:45.000 Good.

00:03:46.000 Good.

00:03:46.000 Ahoy.

00:03:46.000 Did you feel that way with your kids?

00:03:48.000 Neighbors' kids.

00:03:51.000 Well, come on!

00:03:52.000 No, absolutely.

00:03:53.000 No, 100%.

00:03:53.000 By the way, his name is available on Craigslist.

00:03:55.000 Yes, it is.

00:03:56.000 Well, it's been cleaned.

00:03:59.000 Some.

00:04:01.000 It was in the 60 Minutes Blacklight Special.

00:04:05.000 There's still caution tape around it.

00:04:08.000 No, I would rather be with my son any time of any day, even now.

00:04:12.000 Really?

00:04:12.000 Yeah, and he's six.

00:04:13.000 We were just talking about playing Nintendo.

00:04:15.000 I love hanging out with him.

00:04:17.000 Well, you know, the truth is I don't like my son much.

00:04:20.000 Really?

00:04:21.000 No, I'm kidding.

00:04:21.000 That was fast.

00:04:22.000 My son just has one face that's grumpy, and my daughter, she's so expressive.

00:04:26.000 And she is taken to, I told you about this, believe me, I wash my hands, trim my nails.

00:04:30.000 When I was fixing her bib, she started sucking on my finger, and she like brushes her gums with it. 0.99

00:04:35.000 Anyway, to me, it's just adorable.

00:04:37.000 In other words, what people say about, I'm not gonna be that guy, show you pictures of my wallet, or pictures of his van, it's...

00:04:43.000 Everything they say is true.

00:04:45.000 And for me, you know, it wasn't true at the very first moment.

00:04:47.000 I wasn't like, you were there and you hit my child with your phone.

00:04:51.000 We'll run that clip.

00:04:52.000 I heard about it.

00:04:53.000 He dropped his phone on my baby.

00:04:56.000 Within the first minute.

00:04:57.000 And Gerald's like, you want me to get a close-up?

00:05:01.000 There are no accidents.

00:05:02.000 Except that is exactly what happened.

00:05:04.000 That is exactly what happened.

00:05:05.000 Well, at least you were a Butterfingers with the phone and not the baby. 0.95

00:05:09.000 It's true.

00:05:09.000 It's better than dropping a baby on your phone.

00:05:12.000 Yeah.

00:05:12.000 They're resilient.

00:05:13.000 Silver lining.

00:05:13.000 They bounce.

00:05:14.000 The point is, for those of you who don't have children or babies, everything they say is true about that, where you're just like, ugh, it really is true.

00:05:21.000 It's a whole different thing.

00:05:22.000 You look at them and, except my son, he's kind of, you know, Lukewarm.

00:05:26.000 I'm just glad I had a case on my phone.

00:05:30.000 The OtterBox was helpful when it fell on your son's head.

00:05:35.000 Look, you've had surgery.

00:05:36.000 He was recently circumcised.

00:05:38.000 Don't think he's not gonna be moody for a little while.

00:05:40.000 Why are you so moody? 1.00

00:05:43.000 You just cut off half my penis! 1.00

00:05:44.000 It's tradition. 1.00

00:05:48.000 It is.

00:05:48.000 You don't understand theology and how you're grafted into the faith, but sooner... someday you'll be grateful, because it seems to me, before we move on to anything else, it seems to me with women in the circle... we'll talk about it after this.

00:05:57.000 Probably wise.

00:05:59.000 It's a deal-breaker only one way, it seems to me.

00:06:02.000 Right.

00:06:03.000 There are some people who are accepting of all of it, and there's someone who are like, I'm just not... I'm accepting of the mushroom, I'm not accepting of the tree... wiener.

00:06:10.000 But I don't know any woman who's like, oh, circumcise, oh gross. 1.00

00:06:13.000 No, well, it's usually the women getting it, depending on what country you're in. 1.00

00:06:17.000 Yes!

00:06:18.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:06:20.000 What, facts?

00:06:21.000 Yeah, facts are offensive.

00:06:22.000 They are. 0.69

00:06:23.000 Well, hold on to your butts, because today's going to be a bumpy ride. 0.87

00:06:27.000 Border crisis. 0.97

00:06:28.000 By the way, bullets.

00:06:29.000 Fake.

00:06:29.000 Never happened.

00:06:30.000 And Cuomos.

00:06:32.000 But before that, anyone else?

00:06:34.000 Well, first off, comment.

00:06:35.000 Anyone out there who have the babies?

00:06:36.000 Who have the children?

00:06:37.000 Like, did you find everything that people said was true?

00:06:40.000 I was always afraid that... I was like, well, what if I don't... What if I meet them and we're just like... No, it's not gonna happen.

00:06:46.000 Your life changes, you see them, you go, oh, instant connection.

00:06:48.000 See, it was an instant connection for me, but I think I've connected more with the daughter because she's so expressive.

00:06:53.000 That's common for guys, though.

00:06:54.000 Until they can, like, do stuff to interact, we don't connect like moms do. 0.72

00:06:57.000 They love drugs running through their veins.

00:06:59.000 I haven't met mine.

00:07:00.000 I just went to get cigarettes.

00:07:03.000 I think about him every once in a while.

00:07:07.000 It's the interactivity.

00:07:08.000 Sooner or later, they gotta earn their keep.

00:07:11.000 Whenever somebody would hand me a baby, or try to hand me a baby, like, don't you want to hold my kid?

00:07:16.000 I'd be like, no.

00:07:17.000 It's like the most expensive vase.

00:07:20.000 I don't go into Williams-Sonoma for the exact same reason.

00:07:24.000 Steven wouldn't hold my child!

00:07:26.000 No, and it's not out of disrespect, it's just like if something happens, I don't want to be responsible.

00:07:32.000 He flicked my kid off!

00:07:33.000 I don't want to be on the 6 o'clock news.

00:07:36.000 See, again, it used to be 6 o'clock news, now it's always news.

00:07:39.000 But now, yeah.

00:07:40.000 The second, though, I had my baby, I was like, oh, like, I held him.

00:07:43.000 I wanted, like, all of a sudden, it was a part of me.

00:07:45.000 Like, something switched in an instant that I didn't have before.

00:07:48.000 Yeah.

00:07:49.000 So babies are good.

00:07:49.000 There you go.

00:07:50.000 Babies are good for the soul.

00:07:52.000 Uh, they're expensive.

00:07:53.000 I don't think so.

00:07:53.000 Oh, absolutely not.

00:07:54.000 No.

00:07:54.000 No, I'm one and done.

00:07:56.000 I think Dave's mic is a little hot today.

00:07:57.000 I don't know if I'd say he's a little, a little loud.

00:07:59.000 Uh, not you.

00:07:59.000 It's the mic is hot.

00:08:00.000 No, I understand. 0.97

00:08:01.000 I'll shut up. 0.98

00:08:02.000 No, do not shut up. 0.99

00:08:03.000 Do not shut up. 0.99

00:08:04.000 All this baby talk.

00:08:05.000 People must be thrilled.

00:08:06.000 Like, can you talk about the Haitians?

00:08:09.000 Well they have babies too. 0.94

00:08:10.000 I need the whips. 0.91

00:08:10.000 A lot. 0.91

00:08:11.000 That's half the problem.

00:08:13.000 They have a lot of kids for sale.

00:08:14.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:08:15.000 Have more babies, man.

00:08:17.000 How much is that Haitian in the window? 1.00

00:08:20.000 No, it's true.

00:08:21.000 Look, we'll also talk about this.

00:08:22.000 This is something people don't understand.

00:08:23.000 They think they're being compassionate when they're talking about the open borders.

00:08:26.000 Do you have any idea how much sex trafficking goes on there?

00:08:28.000 That obviously would be stopped if there was a wall.

00:08:32.000 It's not compassionate to people who are coming here illegally. 1.00

00:08:35.000 We'll get into the asylum claim and all that, but this is a perfect example of well-intended people hurting folks.

00:08:43.000 If you support open borders, it will result in more child sex trafficking.

00:08:47.000 We'll have the stats a little later on to prove it.

00:08:48.000 But first, PETA recently released a clip.

00:08:52.000 And if you have children, they shouldn't watch this after all that nice baby talking.

00:08:55.000 Now we're going to go to these degenerates at PETA. 0.65

00:08:58.000 Who would have thought that vegans would be degenerates? 0.92

00:09:01.000 Weird. 0.93

00:09:02.000 Weird.

00:09:02.000 Surprised.

00:09:04.000 Here's their ad promoting veganism because, of course. 0.51

00:09:11.000 People listening on audio, they're fondling fruit and vegetables in a sexual manner.

00:09:19.000 Claiming that fruits and vegetables enhance your sex life.

00:09:22.000 A very specific thing that men can't find.

00:09:29.000 Not that one.

00:09:30.000 Is that Lizzo?

00:09:34.000 It's almost over.

00:09:38.000 If you think that's bad, wait till we go to Mug Club later. 0.91

00:09:41.000 It gets worse.

00:09:41.000 It gets so much worse.

00:09:42.000 That's so terrible.

00:09:45.000 I was just laughing.

00:09:46.000 I was just envisioning a hole just drilled in a melon.

00:09:51.000 Anybody seen that video?

00:09:52.000 They really did miss the male audience on that one.

00:09:54.000 I speak for PETA.

00:09:56.000 Jason Biggs.

00:09:57.000 They had Alicia Silverstone naked in Times Square as one of their ads. 1.00

00:10:02.000 I'm sorry, what?

00:10:03.000 That's a weird ad.

00:10:05.000 No, I agreed with it.

00:10:07.000 Dave went vegan for a week after that.

00:10:08.000 And then there was an Amber Alert on all our phones for Alicia Silverstone.

00:10:13.000 And I looked up and I was like, yeah, I think I'll cut out red meat for a while.

00:10:17.000 It's starting to make some sense here.

00:10:19.000 This just makes me want to eat a cow raw in front of someone who loves it.

00:10:25.000 Yeah, just for spike.

00:10:27.000 No, no, no, that they hate meat.

00:10:28.000 Meat is disgusting, right?

00:10:30.000 That's why your vegan burgers in no way try to recreate exactly what was delicious in the first place.

00:10:35.000 It's an impossible burger.

00:10:36.000 Yeah, because it's impossible to match the taste with crappy plants.

00:10:39.000 Yes, it is. 0.99

00:10:41.000 And it's a bunch of processed crap anyway. 0.93

00:10:43.000 So again, my question, before we go into the border crisis thing, How do you think we could have avoided this? 0.89

00:10:48.000 What do you think we need to... I think this is one of those issues where it pays... I hate the term reductive because that's sort of... As comedians, our whole goal is to be reductive, but really I look at it as distillation.

00:10:59.000 When you distill information, what are you doing?

00:11:00.000 You're distilling it to the most pure information that needs to be provided.

00:11:05.000 Facts, data, and then your opinion, maybe some enlightening or insightful ways to look at these facts and data.

00:11:11.000 But it's not that complicated.

00:11:14.000 No!

00:11:14.000 Countries have borders.

00:11:15.000 I want a revolving door except with no entrance on our side.

00:11:18.000 just revolves you right back into the kitchen.

00:11:21.000 Just a rubber band you come in, shoot back out. 1.00

00:11:23.000 What the hell? I'm back here now! 0.99

00:11:25.000 Should I just more of a spring?

00:11:27.000 Yes.

00:11:27.000 You can come in legally, but if you try illegal there's the door right in front of you.

00:11:33.000 That's also not a bad idea.

00:11:34.000 You have them just walk through the TSA metal detector and you hit a button and a spring.

00:11:39.000 What if we can throw back ones we don't want?

00:11:41.000 Then I'm fine with it.

00:11:42.000 It's like, here's AOC, bring over whoever.

00:11:44.000 Yeah, let's trade.

00:11:45.000 It's like, oh, we're going to catapult you.

00:11:47.000 That's actually a trebuchet.

00:11:48.000 I don't know the nomenclature for the difference.

00:11:52.000 I think it's a distance, a leverage thing.

00:11:53.000 I don't know.

00:11:54.000 The point is, bye!

00:11:55.000 It'd be like baseball cards in the 80s, except with human beings.

00:11:59.000 Oh, jeez.

00:12:01.000 I've got a fruit picker here.

00:12:03.000 Can we pull that Minecraft you played with Donald Trump's building the wall?

00:12:06.000 That was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.

00:12:08.000 It's true!

00:12:10.000 I don't remember that.

00:12:11.000 You don't remember that?

00:12:12.000 Let's pull it from Buckethead. 0.70

00:12:13.000 That's a great one.

00:12:13.000 Hilarious.

00:12:14.000 So here's something else I want to talk about.

00:12:16.000 Look, with the vaccine, before we move on, there's some more celebrity breakthrough cases.

00:12:19.000 I'm going to give you some examples.

00:12:20.000 All references available, the link in the description, livewithcreditor.com.

00:12:23.000 I don't know when we stop calling it a breakthrough case, when it's like a majority of the cases of COVID.

00:12:29.000 You want to know how you don't try... and I'm not saying that... I think this is my stance on the vaccine.

00:12:33.000 It makes sense for some old people. 1.00

00:12:34.000 It makes sense, absolutely, for people who are in high-risk categories.

00:12:37.000 But The truth is, people are mad that they took a vaccine that isn't that effective.

00:12:42.000 Are you vaccinated against measles, mumps, rubella?

00:12:44.000 Everyone here?

00:12:45.000 Yes.

00:12:45.000 How often have you gone into a restaurant and asked them their policy on mandating measles, rubella?

00:12:51.000 No, because the vaccine works.

00:12:52.000 You're not concerned about it.

00:12:53.000 Well, I'm vaccinated.

00:12:55.000 You don't trust the vaccine, and so you're mad at everybody else.

00:12:59.000 But we'll give you some examples here of breakthrough cases.

00:13:00.000 This happened on Friday, and I couldn't breathe.

00:13:03.000 I was laughing so hard.

00:13:08.000 Well, it's a show on The View, live, before Kamala Harris is coming on to The View, and then she has to call in from, like, a green room?

00:13:14.000 She has to call in from, like, a satellite uplink?

00:13:15.000 You're like, you know she's in the green room?

00:13:17.000 Yeah, from Washington, D.C., just three rooms away.

00:13:21.000 Yes.

00:13:23.000 Two View members tested positive.

00:13:25.000 I don't know how they... Were they testing them before they went on air?

00:13:28.000 Like, uh, should we, uh, you know, should we, uh, should we, like, wait for the results?

00:13:32.000 Nah, go out, you'll be fine.

00:13:33.000 So then on air, two View hosts test positive.

00:13:37.000 Here you go.

00:13:37.000 Oh my gosh.

00:13:38.000 Two of you to step off for a second.

00:13:40.000 Okay.

00:13:40.000 Anna and Sonny have to leave.

00:13:44.000 And we'll tell you why- More information later, it's a tease.

00:13:47.000 We'll tell you why in a couple of minutes.

00:13:50.000 So shall I introduce the Vice President?

00:13:51.000 Yes.

00:13:52.000 Okay.

00:13:53.000 So, Vice President- No.

00:13:55.000 No.

00:13:56.000 Okay, shall we dance?

00:13:57.000 Let's do a tap dance. 0.70

00:13:59.000 So quick on your feet, Joy.

00:14:00.000 This is going to be a major news story any minute now.

00:14:03.000 What happened is that Sonny and Anna both apparently tested positive for COVID.

00:14:07.000 No matter how hard we try, these things happen.

00:14:10.000 They probably have a breakthrough case and they'll be okay, I'm sure, because they're both vaccinated up the wazoo.

00:14:16.000 You know, a lot of vaccines.

00:14:18.000 Okay, first up, it might be a breakthrough case.

00:14:20.000 Do you mean by definition?

00:14:22.000 Yes, it absolutely is.

00:14:23.000 If they're vaccinated, it's a breakthrough case.

00:14:25.000 I'm sitting here watching this going, people try to tell you it's very rare, but that's 33% of the view!

00:14:30.000 That is a third of the view that just got kicked off live on air.

00:14:35.000 33% of the view.

00:14:37.000 I'm not too offended by that, really.

00:14:41.000 That's like a good start.

00:14:42.000 More often.

00:14:44.000 I'll be honest, the one in the black and white suit may not come back.

00:14:48.000 It seemed kind of staged, though.

00:14:50.000 They were totally fine with it.

00:14:51.000 There was no shock, and it was like, oh, it's a tease for later.

00:14:55.000 If they were positive, why'd you let them go out?

00:14:57.000 I see an empty pantsuit by the campfire.

00:14:59.000 Oh yeah, there's a rep.

00:15:01.000 It has done, what, nine minutes before there was a show?

00:15:06.000 And by the way, this is not uncommon, just to be clear, okay?

00:15:08.000 I'll give you the anecdotal and then the empirical.

00:15:10.000 There's so- and this- this is one thing you guys should know.

00:15:12.000 If you try to search celebrities with COVID, You go to all of these mainstream websites, whether it's NBC, ABC, People, they always try to cover up whether the person was vaccinated or not.

00:15:21.000 You have to dig several pages deep.

00:15:23.000 Sometimes it required me to confirm through Instagram comment replies.

00:15:27.000 So let me just give you a few examples.

00:15:28.000 There are hundreds of examples.

00:15:30.000 Just a few people say, oh, it must be pretty rare for the vaccinated to get cases.

00:15:33.000 You've got Oscar De La Hoya, Chris Rock, Bill Maher.

00:15:35.000 These are all celebrities who were vaccinated, by the way.

00:15:37.000 Chris Rock, Bill Maher, Wendy Williams, Hilary Duff.

00:15:41.000 She got bendy when she had the stroke on her. 1.00

00:15:42.000 Hilary Duff, Jesse Jackson, Kevin Connolly, and his daughter, both Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons from Kiss.

00:15:47.000 We were spared Peter Kriss.

00:15:49.000 Corey Tallow from Slipknot, Barry Sanders, Melissa Joan Hart, Pierce Morgan, nine members of the New York Yankees, 11 congressmen, Colin Quinn.

00:15:55.000 Look, this is, there's so many, I mean, I could just, all of these people.

00:15:58.000 I'd like to see Clarissa explain that. 0.65

00:16:02.000 No, and Colin Quinn was vaccinated, and it's his second time getting COVID, actually.

00:16:05.000 Oh, wow.

00:16:05.000 Right, yeah.

00:16:06.000 And I won't get into that, because we don't have... You can't have accurate data on this.

00:16:10.000 No.

00:16:11.000 That's the problem.

00:16:11.000 People say, well, the vaccine... And I get it, the goalposts have changed.

00:16:14.000 The vaccine reduces your chance of going to the hospital or dying.

00:16:17.000 Okay, hold on a second.

00:16:20.000 2% is the entire population who end up getting hospitalized.

00:16:22.000 You can find numbers as high as 5, numbers as low as 1.

00:16:25.000 Pretty agreed upon 2%, Bill Maher was talking about it.

00:16:28.000 That includes 89-year-olds.

00:16:30.000 Life expectancy is about the same as the average COVID death.

00:16:34.000 So what's the number for people like us in our 30s and our 20s going to the hospital?

00:16:39.000 It's 2% total.

00:16:40.000 Let's say, could it be 1%?

00:16:41.000 Could it be 0.5?

00:16:42.000 Those numbers don't exist.

00:16:43.000 If you have them, comment below.

00:16:45.000 It's very hard to find that, but if the vaccine reduces your chance of hospitalization from 1% or 0.5% to 0.4%?

00:16:55.000 At what point do you say, hey, it's not anti-scientific for a 30-year-old male or female to say, no long-term studies, that's by definition, I don't know if the risk is worth the reward when there's less than a 1% chance of me being hospitalized.

00:17:08.000 And you see the cackling broads on The View test positive anyway! 1.00

00:17:13.000 And why are you keeping the numbers away from us of breakthrough cases?

00:17:16.000 I think I understand why.

00:17:18.000 You don't want us to see how many cases there really are.

00:17:21.000 Well, the CDC doesn't track a lot of breakthrough cases.

00:17:23.000 They don't, unless you go to the hospital or unless you die, but that's the thing.

00:17:26.000 They track every single other case that is reported, but this one they're like, Throw it away!

00:17:30.000 So they only have the data of people in the hospitals, people who are potentially, and even then they haven't tracked all of them.

00:17:35.000 So you have in Israel, 59% of those hospitalized with COVID were vaccinated, right?

00:17:38.000 These numbers were through mid-summer.

00:17:40.000 And the Pfizer vaccine, this was from Mayo, 50,000 people in these studies, the Pfizer vaccine was only 42% effective against the Delta variant in July.

00:17:49.000 That's a pretty big sample group.

00:17:50.000 It was separated for age, for race, for gender, and Okay?

00:17:56.000 At what point do people go, you know what?

00:17:57.000 This isn't what we were sold.

00:17:58.000 This is not like other vaccines.

00:18:00.000 Namely because, if we change the definition, it's not an immunization.

00:18:03.000 Yes, which is why Joy Behar goes, they're vaccinated up to the wazoo.

00:18:06.000 It's like, doesn't that bother you that they have the disease?

00:18:09.000 Might be a problem.

00:18:11.000 Up the wazoo and you have to take them out of the room.

00:18:14.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:18:15.000 For the person who ends up calling in through Skype.

00:18:19.000 He wasn't even in the room at that point, Kamala Harris. 1.00

00:18:21.000 Boy, she sucks. 1.00

00:18:23.000 You know what else, too? 1.00

00:18:24.000 The view there is such morons. 1.00

00:18:26.000 This happened last week. 1.00

00:18:26.000 I don't have a clip. 1.00

00:18:27.000 I'm sure we can probably pull it later from Mug Club. 0.62

00:18:29.000 They were talking about the tax increase that former Vice President Joe Biden... By the way, I haven't heard anyone else say this.

00:18:38.000 Who's going to be paying more in taxes?

00:18:40.000 Above $400,000?

00:18:41.000 What is the presidential salary?

00:18:43.000 Could it be more transparent?

00:18:45.000 He's like John Lubbock.

00:18:47.000 Yeah, everyone making over $400,000.

00:18:50.000 That's the ticket.

00:18:52.000 See?

00:18:52.000 Whereas Obama was president?

00:18:54.000 Guess what?

00:18:55.000 It was over $250,000?

00:18:56.000 Guess what the VP salary was?

00:18:58.000 I think they're just using him as a standard-bearer.

00:19:01.000 What does Joe make?

00:19:02.000 He can't afford it.

00:19:05.000 You've seen what he's given to charity?

00:19:06.000 Almost nothing.

00:19:07.000 Joe, how about $400,001?

00:19:08.000 I don't think so.

00:19:11.000 No, no, no.

00:19:11.000 Strike it down?

00:19:12.000 Yeah, no.

00:19:13.000 And Whoopi Goldberg was on air talking about the taxes.

00:19:16.000 We'll find a clip later, you guys can show me.

00:19:18.000 She was dumbfounded.

00:19:19.000 Again, she didn't do the research before being on air.

00:19:20.000 She's sitting there, she's going, now, I don't know if, I looked at the, I looked at the Biden tax increases and it's anybody making over $400,000.

00:19:28.000 That's crazy.

00:19:30.000 That's not rich.

00:19:31.000 That's upper middle class.

00:19:32.000 I'm like, what?

00:19:33.000 You didn't know this until you got on air? 1.00

00:19:35.000 It's not because you're a woman, it's because you're stupid. 1.00

00:19:38.000 Hold on, that's upper middle class? 1.00

00:19:41.000 That's pretty rich, I think.

00:19:42.000 Well, she's pretty rich, but she was saying she thought it was, you know, the 1% making millions.

00:19:46.000 She realizes it's going to affect her.

00:19:48.000 I was looking, it's any joint household making over $400,000.

00:19:51.000 This is, we need to know, these people are not rich.

00:19:53.000 Like, really?

00:19:54.000 How much do you make?

00:19:55.000 Yeah, it's just funny because, yeah, Whoopi Goldberg doesn't think she's rich.

00:20:00.000 I make 10 million dollars and let me tell you, that is not rich.

00:20:03.000 The point is she didn't know until she went on air.

00:20:05.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:20:06.000 These people are journalists.

00:20:07.000 That's not a bad whoopee, by the way.

00:20:10.000 No, that was a pretty good whoopee.

00:20:12.000 I'm just talking about things I don't know about.

00:20:14.000 It's crazy!

00:20:15.000 It's crazy, child!

00:20:17.000 My dog actually looks like Whoopi Goldberg in the 80s.

00:20:19.000 So does Predator.

00:20:21.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:20:23.000 Hold on! 0.98

00:20:23.000 I have to go hunt with heat-seeking technology! 0.98

00:20:27.000 He's just camouflaging in a tree.

00:20:32.000 Want some candy?

00:20:35.000 Billy Eilish lost 100,000 followers after posting this photo of her in a corset.

00:20:44.000 Do you have the picture there?

00:20:46.000 Overlay Fs?

00:20:47.000 We don't have the picture, but we have the quote.

00:20:49.000 Oh, we have the quote.

00:20:50.000 Why did she take down the picture? 0.98

00:20:52.000 I'm not sure I can check.

00:20:54.000 Let's see if we can grab the picture. 0.97

00:20:55.000 Yeah, if we're going to talk about someone's boobs, we should show the boobs. 1.00

00:21:00.000 Somebody pull us the picture! 0.86

00:21:03.000 Yeah, she, uh, she, this is the producers, you're sorry, we have two people who called in sick. 0.92

00:21:10.000 I guess they thought, like, this is a story about Billie Eilish's boobs. 0.59

00:21:13.000 Let's pull a quote!

00:21:14.000 Well, I think they pulled the picture they were having a problem getting it, like, sent to us. 0.94

00:21:18.000 Yeah, you mean that half of our producers are gay? 0.52

00:21:20.000 Is that what it is? 0.99

00:21:22.000 And they have a filter on their computer where they're like, I just don't see boobs ever. 1.00

00:21:27.000 And then they spell it B-E-E-W-B-S.

00:21:32.000 So Eilish called the incident dehumanizing and said that she lost her followers because, quote, entirely because people are scared of big boobs. 0.98

00:21:46.000 That goes against everything that I've known about people regarding boobs.

00:21:49.000 Yeah, have you been on the internet?

00:21:50.000 Ever?

00:21:51.000 Especially on Instagram.

00:21:52.000 Yeah, especially... Right, she lost... Oh my gosh. 0.99

00:21:56.000 They're saying it's what, sock accounts?

00:21:58.000 Well, that's what the investigation revealed that... There they are.

00:22:01.000 Yeah, there you go.

00:22:02.000 She said she lost 100,000 followers because of that picture.

00:22:06.000 Well, that is weird.

00:22:08.000 People are scared of big, and by the way an investigation did reveal that she did lose followers, but nine ninety

00:22:12.000 nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine We're actually yeah, they were actually just sock accounts

00:22:16.000 of this man The other ones were finishing a sock accounts

00:22:26.000 Yes!

00:22:27.000 Oh, oh no.

00:22:27.000 Sorry!

00:22:28.000 Oh! 0.60

00:22:29.000 Well, just look at her though.

00:22:30.000 It really is the opposite of her entire image.

00:22:32.000 It's like, hey, yeah, that, uh, that girl has been carving pentagrams into her desk. 0.91

00:22:37.000 Oh, she's got a nice pair of fat naturals. 1.00

00:22:39.000 It's kind of weird. 0.60

00:22:40.000 Her in a corset is like, is like Ally Sheedy from the Breakfast Club in a prom queen sash. 0.99

00:22:45.000 It just doesn't make sense. 0.96

00:22:47.000 Her fans weren't disappointed in her boobs. 1.00

00:22:49.000 They were just disappointed they weren't covered in track marks.

00:22:55.000 You really can't change your likeness when you've spent your entire career looking like someone who folds slipknot shirts at Hot Topic or rainbow shirts.

00:23:01.000 Like, well, it's just my thing.

00:23:02.000 I just really like My Chemical Romance. 1.00

00:23:04.000 You suck. 0.99

00:23:04.000 Yeah, just like, what, part my hair's green and I'm sad? 0.99

00:23:07.000 Yeah, I'm sad.

00:23:08.000 Yeah, she just looks like a cutter. 1.00

00:23:10.000 Yeah!

00:23:11.000 And that's what you come to?

00:23:12.000 And then she came out, I'm Marilyn Monroe now.

00:23:14.000 Yes.

00:23:15.000 By the way, is it pronounced eyelash?

00:23:17.000 Because I've been confused for two years.

00:23:19.000 Is it?

00:23:20.000 It looks like eyelash.

00:23:21.000 Is it eyelish?

00:23:22.000 Illish? 0.99

00:23:23.000 I was focusing on her boobs. 1.00

00:23:23.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:23:25.000 Yeah, you could never see them.

00:23:26.000 She was always wearing a Hot Topic sweatshirt.

00:23:28.000 Was distracted.

00:23:31.000 By the way, you can follow me, speaking of Instagram, you can follow me on the Instagram, and I guess TikTok over there.

00:23:36.000 There's a lot of stuff that doesn't have to do with the show.

00:23:38.000 If you're a commie.

00:23:39.000 And the best thing is if you watch, hit the notification bell.

00:23:41.000 Subscriptions don't mean a whole lot, but best way is just tune in Monday through Thursday, live, 10 a.m.

00:23:45.000 Eastern.

00:23:46.000 Yeah, but you can hit that little bell so you get the notification.

00:23:48.000 Subscriptions mean nothing now on YouTube. 0.90

00:23:50.000 They keep changing it because, you know, they want to auto-play Seth Meyers crap. 0.95

00:23:53.000 The algorithm! 0.91

00:23:54.000 Did you ever hear her Bond song?

00:23:56.000 Sorry.

00:23:57.000 Her Bond song?

00:23:57.000 Who's?

00:23:58.000 Billie Eilish's.

00:23:59.000 Oh, I don't know.

00:24:00.000 Adele's, the best Bond song, Adele was great.

00:24:02.000 Adele was great.

00:24:03.000 And even though it wasn't a very good, Tom Jones' Thunderball was fantastic.

00:24:06.000 Absolutely, 100%.

00:24:08.000 I don't know the Billie Eilish.

00:24:09.000 No, Billie Eilish's Bond song is just like, I wanna put the gun in my mouth.

00:24:14.000 I don't want to do this anymore.

00:24:16.000 She's so depressing.

00:24:17.000 I was talking to a friend about this and he's like, Gerald, she's super, I was like, she's gonna go, like, she's so depressing.

00:24:21.000 Who listens?

00:24:22.000 She goes, you've got a billion plays.

00:24:23.000 And my wife is like, so? 0.99

00:24:24.000 And he goes, that's a million, that's a million, a thousand million plays.

00:24:29.000 I'm like, did you just math-splain what a billion is to my wife?

00:24:32.000 Yeah.

00:24:32.000 It happens.

00:24:33.000 Did you kick his ass? 1.00

00:24:33.000 Yeah, you can't. 1.00

00:24:34.000 I did!

00:24:35.000 You should, ruffle him up.

00:24:35.000 Yeah, good.

00:24:36.000 I threw him in a lake, I don't think he got out.

00:24:38.000 You don't math-splain.

00:24:39.000 You don't math-splain to us, boop! 0.95

00:24:40.000 To my wife.

00:24:42.000 If you wanted to be a maths player too, she would have gone to the STEM field, but she doesn't, just like women statistically don't, so that's why they have slots open for them, and good luck with your anesthesiologist. 1.00

00:24:54.000 If I'm getting put under by a woman when I'm going there, I'm like, oh, you weren't a diversity STEM acceptance into Stanford, were you?

00:25:01.000 No, stop it.

00:25:03.000 I like to hear a good Indian accent in a doctor, and I go, I'm in good hands.

00:25:07.000 Bangladeshi.

00:25:09.000 I don't know the difference.

00:25:12.000 I don't have a topographical map of that continent.

00:25:17.000 You don't need one. 1.00

00:25:20.000 Speaking of kicking asses, if a man grabs your wife's ass in front of you, I mean reaches, cups, grabs. 1.00

00:25:29.000 First off, it should never happen. 1.00

00:25:31.000 Ever.

00:25:31.000 No.

00:25:32.000 But especially if it just so happens to be caught by a husband, which is exactly what Chris Cuomo did. 0.99

00:25:37.000 Comment below if you're a husband or if you're a woman if you think there just needs to be an ass-kicking. 0.97

00:25:43.000 If either of you did that to my wife, I'd just think, well, I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. 0.98

00:25:47.000 It must be done.

00:25:48.000 You forced me to do this to you. 0.94

00:25:50.000 So Chris Cuomo was accused by former boss Shelley Ross of grabbing her buttocks at a party.

00:25:55.000 And it's documented.

00:25:57.000 He even said in an email, now that I think of it, I am ashamed.

00:26:01.000 And the text read, so she said he grabbed my buttock. 0.99

00:26:05.000 When he greeted me and said, now that I don't work for you anymore, because you're not my boss, I can do this.

00:26:10.000 And she said, no you can't.

00:26:11.000 And her husband was right there.

00:26:12.000 Yeah.

00:26:12.000 Oh my gosh.

00:26:13.000 He watched the whole thing.

00:26:14.000 Caught the whole thing.

00:26:15.000 And he, in an email, which by the way, if you sexually assault a woman, which you should never do, don't talk about it in an email.

00:26:25.000 You wrote it down. 0.98

00:26:26.000 It's the first lesson of being a perverted creep, Cuomo. 0.94

00:26:30.000 Spacey's just shaking his head.

00:26:32.000 So he wrote an email, though my hearty greeting was a function of being glad to see you, Christian Slater got arrested for a kind of similar act, though born of alleged negative intent, and a husband I can empathize with not liking to see my wife patted as such.

00:26:48.000 So pass along my apology to your good and noble husband, and I apologize to you as well for even putting you in such a situation.

00:26:54.000 Okay, it's a couple of things here. 0.99

00:26:55.000 First off, It's not that he just grabbed a woman's butt. 0.97

00:26:59.000 This is not something that just happens out of the blue. 0.97

00:27:01.000 How many incidents had to happen leading up to this?

00:27:04.000 I tell you this as a man where none of his friends, none of his colleagues, his confidants in his male circle thought there should be any accountability whatsoever.

00:27:12.000 Like, hey man, you gotta stop groping women.

00:27:15.000 This is a man who lives in a bubble just like his brother and fears no accountability.

00:27:19.000 And more insulting than all is they try and say, oh, it's tradition.

00:27:22.000 Or they try to say, oh, it's because we're Italian.

00:27:24.000 That was something that his brother said.

00:27:25.000 Yeah.

00:27:26.000 And, uh, let me tell you this.

00:27:27.000 I'm French-Canadian.

00:27:28.000 Okay, what's, what are you doing?

00:27:29.000 What are you, what are you?

00:27:30.000 Oh, it's not okay.

00:27:31.000 Oh, Cuomo, brother, what are you doing? 1.00

00:27:32.000 I grab at the asses! 1.00

00:27:33.000 I grab at the asses! 1.00

00:27:34.000 No, don't. 1.00

00:27:35.000 Stop grabbing the asses. 1.00

00:27:36.000 Mario Cuomo. 1.00

00:27:37.000 It's stupid. 1.00

00:27:37.000 It's like asking bread not to want to be toast. 1.00

00:27:40.000 What does that even mean?

00:27:41.000 It's like, it's like watermelon.

00:27:43.000 Saying no pits.

00:27:44.000 No, no, look.

00:27:45.000 I'm Italian.

00:27:45.000 It's cultural.

00:27:46.000 No, no culture demands that you grab asses. 1.00

00:27:48.000 I grab at the asses. 1.00

00:27:48.000 Stop, you can't. 1.00

00:27:49.000 No, stop grabbing asses. 1.00

00:27:51.000 Hey! 1.00

00:27:52.000 Cuomo!

00:27:52.000 Hey!

00:27:53.000 Cuomo!

00:27:53.000 Mario Cuomo!

00:27:54.000 Stop grabbing asses! 1.00

00:27:55.000 No more! 1.00

00:28:00.000 I told him to not grab asses. 1.00

00:28:00.000 Geez. 1.00

00:28:02.000 I know!

00:28:02.000 Well, that's what Mario Cuomo seems to do all the time.

00:28:05.000 He's doing the opposite of what I asked.

00:28:07.000 And his brother Fredo Cuomo can be even worse.

00:28:10.000 That's a slur!

00:28:11.000 Oh.

00:28:12.000 Good thing I'm half Italian.

00:28:14.000 It's a slur against lesser brothers?

00:28:16.000 It's a slur against you and the Dylan brother from Entourage, really.

00:28:16.000 Yes.

00:28:19.000 Yes.

00:28:20.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:28:21.000 The lesser Dylan.

00:28:22.000 The lesser Dylan.

00:28:23.000 You had to remind me, this was the CNN Cuomo.

00:28:25.000 This is not the Governor Cuomo.

00:28:26.000 When we were talking about this yesterday, I was like, oh, he did something else.

00:28:29.000 You're like, no, it's the other guy. 0.94

00:28:31.000 It's the rapist. 1.00

00:28:32.000 It's the brother's rape. 1.00

00:28:33.000 It's the family thing. 0.92

00:28:33.000 So here's just to give you an idea. 0.92

00:28:34.000 So this happened with Chris Cuomo.

00:28:36.000 He should absolutely be fired by the Me Too standards.

00:28:39.000 But his brother, what did his brother do?

00:28:41.000 His brother grabbed Anna Ruch's ruts face at a wedding, asked if he could kiss her. 0.99

00:28:45.000 Charlotte Bennett said that Cuomo asked her, this is the brother, if she had sex with older men and was nogamous. 0.92

00:28:51.000 Virginia Limiades was reportedly touched inappropriately when Cuomo ran his fingers across her chest.

00:28:57.000 I'd say that's inappropriate.

00:28:59.000 And of course Cuomo asked Lindsay Boylan to play strip poker, kissed her on the lips, and went out of his way to touch her lower back, arms, and legs.

00:29:08.000 And finally, there was also this little-known case where Andrew took a date to the movies and cut a hole in the bottom of his bowl of spaghetti.

00:29:13.000 This is one of the media- Yeah, see that's- That takes a lot of work.

00:29:15.000 The old Mickey Rourke.

00:29:17.000 The old peniner. 0.99

00:29:18.000 The old Mickey Rourke thing.

00:29:20.000 The Cuomo brothers are just- Look, alright.

00:29:23.000 Mario, what are you doing?

00:29:25.000 Come on.

00:29:25.000 Let me try!

00:29:26.000 Try what?

00:29:27.000 Stop! 1.00

00:29:28.000 No!

00:29:28.000 Forget the meatball!

00:29:30.000 No! 1.00

00:29:31.000 Grabbing the ass! 1.00

00:29:32.000 That's not an Italian thing! 1.00

00:29:34.000 It's not an Italian thing!

00:29:34.000 No!

00:29:35.000 It's an Italian culture!

00:29:36.000 No!

00:29:37.000 It's not a culture!

00:29:38.000 Stop! 1.00

00:29:38.000 No! 1.00

00:29:39.000 That's wrong!

00:29:40.000 It's my fault!

00:29:41.000 It's how I'm dressed!

00:29:41.000 It's not your fault!

00:29:42.000 It's just one time!

00:29:43.000 It's not your fault!

00:29:43.000 It's just one time!

00:29:44.000 That's enough with... Hey! 0.95

00:29:45.000 Hey, Mario Cuomo, look at me! 1.00

00:29:47.000 Stop grabbing asses! 1.00

00:29:49.000 Okay... 1.00

00:29:53.000 Sometimes you have to be stern.

00:29:54.000 Dave.

00:29:55.000 Hey, Dave.

00:29:56.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:56.000 I know you've seen a lot of screwed up shit. 1.00

00:29:58.000 Yes. 1.00

00:29:59.000 It's not your fault.

00:30:00.000 Yeah, yeah it is.

00:30:01.000 It's not your fault.

00:30:02.000 Hey, look at me.

00:30:02.000 What?

00:30:03.000 It's not your fault. 1.00

00:30:04.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:30:06.000 It's not your fault, Dave. 1.00

00:30:07.000 Shut up! 1.00

00:30:08.000 It's not your fault. 1.00

00:30:11.000 So, this is the damage you do, Cuomo's brothers.

00:30:13.000 It's this.

00:30:13.000 This is what happens.

00:30:14.000 It's horrible.

00:30:15.000 I kind of liked it.

00:30:18.000 Said no woman Cuomo had ever crashed.

00:30:21.000 Just the lack of tact he has is more upsetting than the violations itself.

00:30:26.000 Oh no, that didn't happen.

00:30:32.000 Doesn't it feel like a power move?

00:30:34.000 Like trying to be like... Yes it does!

00:30:34.000 Yes!

00:30:37.000 Like basically, it's the Cuomo brothers and what happens in San Quentin.

00:30:42.000 Like those are the two places this kind of behavior happens. 0.99

00:30:45.000 Like where you're just grabbing someone's ass like, your wife is mine. 1.00

00:30:49.000 Mine if we dance with your dates! 1.00

00:30:52.000 No, go ahead sir.

00:30:54.000 Otis, my man!

00:30:56.000 Cuomo, my man! 0.99

00:30:57.000 This is just so, look, just to be clear, the Cuomo brothers are absolute garbage, and the media knew this for a very long time, and I don't think they're rapists, to be clear, but this is, this is beyond, this is absolutely sexual harassment. 0.99

00:31:09.000 Yes! 0.99

00:31:09.000 Yes. 0.99

00:31:10.000 And women do deserve to feel as though they're not going to have their asses or chest grabbed in the workplace. 1.00

00:31:16.000 I try to create a culture here uh... como brothers notwithstanding are not grabbing women's 0.96

00:31:22.000 assets that's good it may not be popular

00:31:24.000 but i always say don't grab women's privates against their will that is 1.00

00:31:28.000 that appreciate thank you yes yes indeed it may not be popular to say

00:31:32.000 now i don't care whoever gets mad at me for saying this that's what that's

00:31:37.000 michael if you have a common sense i always say the third no means now

00:31:43.000 yeah i'm sure it yet That one's... It doesn't mean you shouldn't keep trying a little.

00:31:47.000 No, you gotta give him a chance to play it cool.

00:31:49.000 There's a game, you know.

00:31:50.000 Well, yes.

00:31:51.000 The game is not, you can't fire me anymore so now I can do whatever I want, which is what Cuomo said to her essentially, but stay, you know.

00:31:57.000 And the media, the media only when it became undeniable.

00:32:00.000 Right.

00:32:01.000 They covered up, and this is the same thing. 0.99

00:32:02.000 I think he should have been kicked out for, you know, killing old people. 1.00

00:32:05.000 Well, that was his brother. 0.99

00:32:06.000 Yeah, his brother.

00:32:07.000 And then his brother, the lesser Cuomo, not covering it.

00:32:11.000 But it's the same thing.

00:32:12.000 What do you think they're going to do with Whitmer?

00:32:13.000 Look, we all know that there's been a record number of senior citizens in Michigan, the governor, but of course, because she's a woman, she's likely not sexually harassing anybody.

00:32:20.000 And she seems like she's asexual. 0.99

00:32:22.000 That's not always true, but she seems like she could go a long spell, like a sex camel. 1.00

00:32:29.000 Oh, jeez. 0.98

00:32:30.000 Like, she does not need it.

00:32:31.000 Yeah, she's... No, she doesn't care for it. 1.00

00:32:33.000 She's feeding off the blood of the young. 0.99

00:32:34.000 Yeah, that's what they need.

00:32:36.000 She just puts podlings in the chair.

00:32:38.000 Oh, yeah, I feel like a tail would come out, like Splice.

00:32:43.000 Yes!

00:32:43.000 Just take your soul.

00:32:45.000 It's like Nightcrawler.

00:32:48.000 Do you think that, you know that quilt Cuomo made of masks that were sent to him that, you know, were given for children and that he sewed it together to make?

00:32:56.000 Do you think he had sex? 0.79

00:32:57.000 He put holes in them, pinning them against a corkboard? 1.00

00:32:58.000 Yeah, do you think he had sex on it? 0.99

00:32:59.000 What do you think? 0.79

00:33:00.000 Yeah, probably.

00:33:01.000 Yeah, definitely. 0.65

00:33:01.000 He's like, I'm gonna make a mask sex quilt. 0.65

00:33:04.000 He just used them as sex songs. 0.98

00:33:06.000 That's true. 0.78

00:33:07.000 Hey, look!

00:33:09.000 This thing's not getting the COVID!

00:33:11.000 You like it!

00:33:12.000 I'm Italian!

00:33:13.000 You keep mailing me sexy underwear. 1.00

00:33:16.000 Those are masks, you idiots. 1.00

00:33:18.000 I only fit if the mask fits! 1.00

00:33:22.000 You must acquit.

00:33:23.000 What does that mean?

00:33:25.000 I don't know, but look at it!

00:33:27.000 Hey, Cuomo Brothers!

00:33:28.000 And the media is complicit.

00:33:30.000 It means it gets off.

00:33:33.000 So you have both Cuomo Brothers.

00:33:35.000 And now it's sending us go to the border crisis.

00:33:37.000 The media, of course, has been complicit.

00:33:39.000 This is something where they have lied to you and this affects you directly as an American citizen.

00:33:43.000 And let me just cut this off at the pass where people try and say, look, look.

00:33:48.000 It's not a race thing any more than Mexico's southern border is a race thing.

00:33:53.000 Any more than any other country having a border is a race thing.

00:33:56.000 As a matter of fact, when we're talking about the United States having a protected border, it's clearly less of a race thing than other homogenous countries.

00:34:05.000 Okay?

00:34:06.000 Look, now you're saying it's racist against Haitians.

00:34:08.000 This is an isolated incident where before this, people would say Donald Trump was racist against Mexicans.

00:34:13.000 The beauty of the wall, it's an inanimate object.

00:34:16.000 Doesn't matter your opinion.

00:34:18.000 Rebound off of it!

00:34:20.000 So the border crisis, look, everyone's talking about this.

00:34:23.000 They've been trying to cover, the media covered that people were being whipped.

00:34:26.000 Not true.

00:34:26.000 I'll show you proof afterwards.

00:34:29.000 Who is running the show, though, with this?

00:34:30.000 Because a lot of people think that Biden is a shell of his former self, which is an insult to shells of their former selves.

00:34:37.000 Insult to turtles.

00:34:39.000 God, man!

00:34:40.000 So most of you have likely never seen this clip of Obama, I think, like, who's running the show, but here's actually what the producers found.

00:34:46.000 November 30th, 2020.

00:34:49.000 Call it a hunch.

00:34:50.000 I've said this before.

00:34:53.000 People would ask me, knowing what you know now, do you wish you had a third term?

00:34:59.000 And I used to say, you know what, if I could make an arrangement where I had a stand in, a front man or front woman and they had an earpiece in and I was just in my basement in my sweats looking through the stuff and then I could sort of deliver the lines but somebody else was doing all the talking and ceremony.

00:35:25.000 I'd be fine with that because I found the work fascinating.

00:35:30.000 Someone like Kamala Harris?

00:35:35.000 No!

00:35:36.000 No, she's too strong-willed. 1.00

00:35:38.000 She doesn't even let Cuomo grab her ass. 0.99

00:35:41.000 So right now they're talking on CNN about, really quickly, and this does, obviously the border crisis will go to this, how the murder rate in the U.S. 0.99

00:35:46.000 jumped nearly 30% in 2020.

00:35:48.000 And of course they're trying to blame this on Donald Trump.

00:35:51.000 No, no, it was the riots.

00:35:53.000 There was stuff going on!

00:35:54.000 Well, look at the murder rates and where they took place.

00:35:56.000 They took place in entirely blue cities.

00:35:58.000 Blue cities where they've had free reign for decades. 0.70

00:36:02.000 Decades!

00:36:02.000 And by the way, the murder rate is also going up in 2021.

00:36:05.000 So this is important to note.

00:36:08.000 Crime was going on a downward trend, and to be fair, with all presidents, crime was trending downward.

00:36:13.000 Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Obama.

00:36:15.000 Then it went up in the last year of Obama, started trending downward a little bit again.

00:36:19.000 And then of course we had the riots, which were spurred on where Kamala Harris said,

00:36:23.000 do not stop, continue.

00:36:25.000 Continue rioting in the streets.

00:36:27.000 And now we're gonna add, you know, who knows, couple million illegal immigrants

00:36:31.000 who come from third world war torn countries into the mix.

00:36:34.000 So.

00:36:35.000 This will be fun.

00:36:36.000 Let me give you some of these numbers here, comparing Biden versus Trump on the border, because I think you need some context to understand.

00:36:43.000 A lot of people need to go, oh, actually, there was this number of border crossings under Donald Trump.

00:36:47.000 Well, if you just hear a number without context, what's the increase?

00:36:50.000 What's the decrease?

00:36:51.000 What's going on?

00:36:52.000 How does this change your day-to-day life?

00:36:54.000 Okay, there are over 1.5 million encounters with Customs and Border Protection in 2021.

00:36:58.000 That's over 6,000 per day.

00:37:00.000 That's a lot.

00:37:04.000 Retired Border Patrol Chief Rodney Scott said nearly 53% are granted Title 42 exemption and released back in the United States.

00:37:11.000 The border encounters—we're talking about Customs and Border Patrol—highest rate in the last 21 years.

00:37:16.000 Wow.

00:37:16.000 Objectively.

00:37:17.000 That's from Pew Research.

00:37:18.000 All the sources and references are available at lateraldecider.com.

00:37:20.000 Last Friday, Secretary Mayorkas—and by the way, whenever I watch these clips I get confused.

00:37:25.000 I think it's Jeff Bezos.

00:37:28.000 It does look like it. 0.99

00:37:28.000 But rich, I guess rich evil bastards who want to live forever, they kind of bleed together after a while. 0.99

00:37:33.000 He told Ron Johnson that he, uh, we just gave you the numbers. 0.99

00:37:37.000 Mayorkas said he didn't know how many illegal immigrants are released.

00:37:40.000 And the media was just like, well, I guess we don't know.

00:37:43.000 No need to fact check.

00:37:44.000 I just provided you the information. 0.98

00:37:46.000 The mayor here, or yeah, Mayorkas, sorry, Secretary Mayorkas, Secretary Mayorkas, Jeff Bezos clone, He's another frickin' evil clone. 0.96

00:37:56.000 Doesn't know. 0.90

00:37:57.000 Again, 1.3 million people.

00:37:59.000 How many people have been returned?

00:38:01.000 How many people are being detained?

00:38:03.000 How many people have been dispersed to all points around America?

00:38:07.000 6,000 a day.

00:38:07.000 Senator, I would be pleased to provide you with that data.

00:38:10.000 I want them now.

00:38:12.000 6,000 a day, 53,000.

00:38:12.000 Senator, I do not have that data.

00:38:14.000 Why not?

00:38:16.000 Why don't you have that basic information?

00:38:18.000 Senator, I want to be accurate in the information.

00:38:20.000 I'm looking for ballpark figures.

00:38:23.000 Is it about half?

00:38:24.000 Have we dispersed about half of that?

00:38:25.000 Are we up to about 600,000 people we dispersed?

00:38:27.000 Senator, these are the tools that we employ.

00:38:31.000 We use the Title 42 authority that is the public health authority.

00:38:35.000 Empowered by the Centers for Disease Control.

00:38:38.000 Non-answer.

00:38:39.000 Fifty-three percent.

00:38:40.000 So I'm hearing that you're not using that.

00:38:41.000 Under Title 42.

00:38:42.000 To the full extent of the United States.

00:38:43.000 We've got forty-fifty percent of people, even apprehended under Title 42, that are not being returned.

00:38:49.000 Is that accurate?

00:38:50.000 That is actually inaccurate.

00:38:52.000 Okay, so what is the... Okay, so you're saying that's inaccurate.

00:38:54.000 Senator, would you care to let the witness finish and answer?

00:38:57.000 He's not answering.

00:38:58.000 I actually want answers to my question.

00:39:00.000 Doesn't that look like a creepy utopian future?

00:39:04.000 Yeah, after that clip, he said, Renfields, get me the numbers and 42 exemptions!

00:39:10.000 It burns!

00:39:10.000 I mean, I'm Lex Luthor!

00:39:13.000 Yes!

00:39:14.000 It does look like every- Get me Superman!

00:39:16.000 It's Voldemort, like, it's all these same people, they all look like Bezos!

00:39:19.000 So direct comparison, this is like, he just pointed out your very, very astute observation.

00:39:23.000 He goes, Oh, that's wrong.

00:39:25.000 OK, what's right?

00:39:27.000 And this is the problem, too.

00:39:28.000 We're going to do a rebuttal to John Oliver and the voting laws tomorrow.

00:39:31.000 People on the left have the luxury of just going, oh, that's wrong.

00:39:34.000 Well, what's the number? 1.00

00:39:35.000 You're just crazy. 0.99

00:39:37.000 Trust the science. 1.00

00:39:37.000 What's the science? 1.00

00:39:38.000 You're just crazy. 0.99

00:39:40.000 How about we have a debate? 1.00

00:39:41.000 I hate speech!

00:39:42.000 They don't want a debate, they don't want to have a conversation, and they sit, because they have a complicit media, because they have a complicit entertainment industry, they have the luxury of never having to provide you with information.

00:39:51.000 We make all of our references available, link in the description.

00:39:53.000 Now, I ask you guys to double check it, and you guys sometimes correct things in the comments section.

00:39:58.000 Oh, correction, last week I think I said 86% of black Americans wanted at least as much police presence, or more than they have now, I think it was 81.

00:40:07.000 There you go.

00:40:08.000 Eighty-one.

00:40:08.000 I said eighty-something.

00:40:09.000 I said eighty-six.

00:40:10.000 I was wrong by five percent. 0.98

00:40:12.000 Doesn't change the fact that Whoopi Goldberg said, Blacks don't want any more cops in the neighborhood, child! 0.97

00:40:16.000 So the spirit, I would argue, was correct.

00:40:19.000 So the numbers, 6,000 a day, 52% are exempted, record high in 21 years.

00:40:27.000 What do we have under Donald Trump?

00:40:28.000 We had a record low of 832 interactions at the border per day in 2017.

00:40:31.000 in 2017. We had a total of 33 percent Donald Trump's interactions were a total of 33 percent

00:40:39.000 of that that of Biden's. Just to be clear.

00:40:43.000 That's the same number as women who test positive on The View.

00:40:45.000 A third! 0.99

00:40:48.000 A third of the illegal crossings and interactions, and 89% were expelled in November 2020 versus only 47% in July 2021.

00:40:58.000 So you have a multiple of people who are coming here illegally.

00:41:02.000 Why?

00:41:02.000 Because they're incentivized, because they think that they can come on through and that they won't be sent back.

00:41:06.000 You have a several-time multiple of them being sent into the United States.

00:41:11.000 Many cases, no questions asked, or very few questions asked, and of course you have a multiple of stress, pressure on those who are Border Patrol agents.

00:41:20.000 Just to be clear, when they say, you're not supporting the cops because of the Capitol Police, what about all of the officers at the border?

00:41:27.000 Hmm.

00:41:28.000 Well, and also, at least we don't have Donald Trump's mean, kind of scary, racial policy.

00:41:34.000 Yeah.

00:41:34.000 Having a border wall.

00:41:35.000 And that's what they said on this Sunday.

00:41:37.000 I'm forgetting the name of the show.

00:41:38.000 Meet the Press, right?

00:41:39.000 They were talking on Meet the Press and they were like, at least we got rid of Donald Trump.

00:41:42.000 Like, do you understand by getting rid of Donald Trump's forceful, you're going back to your country no matter what, if you don't come here legally, Do you understand what you've done now?

00:41:51.000 Yeah.

00:41:51.000 You've done this.

00:41:52.000 You've done exactly that.

00:41:53.000 We have to cover this story because of that.

00:41:55.000 Well, let me be really clear, too.

00:41:56.000 It's now the optics are getting bad enough.

00:41:58.000 So finally, the Biden administration.

00:42:00.000 It's all run by polls.

00:42:01.000 It's all run by what they think they can get away with.

00:42:04.000 It's Polish.

00:42:04.000 Yes.

00:42:06.000 He said that the Del Rio camp, or at least ordered the Biden administration, to be cleared out because of, quote, bad optics.

00:42:11.000 This is from a DHS official.

00:42:12.000 The Biden administration wants those people out from under that bridge so they can't be seen anymore.

00:42:16.000 It's an optics thing.

00:42:18.000 Then there was a Black Lives Matter protest was scheduled to take place near the bridge this past weekend.

00:42:22.000 Really?

00:42:22.000 They said they don't want them all riled up at the time of BLM protests.

00:42:25.000 What do you mean by them?

00:42:26.000 What do you mean by you people?

00:42:28.000 What do you mean by protest?

00:42:31.000 The whole thing confuses me.

00:42:32.000 I'm very confused.

00:42:33.000 And this has been going on for a long time.

00:42:34.000 The Federal Aviation Administration banned drones from flying over the border.

00:42:38.000 Yeah, because they showed us what was going on.

00:42:40.000 Oh gosh, please don't actually show us what's happening.

00:42:42.000 The problem is Biden doesn't understand the need for drones if they're not killing innocent families.

00:42:47.000 Oh.

00:42:47.000 No, just for that.

00:42:49.000 Come on, it's vertical alignment.

00:42:52.000 Be using the drones for pictures?

00:42:54.000 So there's... They kill kids with them, huh?

00:42:55.000 There's zero, zero children? 0.96

00:42:57.000 Zero children to kill?

00:42:58.000 I guess I don't care.

00:42:59.000 They were like, hey sir, there are drones at the border. 0.99

00:43:01.000 Ah, killing Haitians? 0.98

00:43:03.000 No, taking pictures. 1.00

00:43:04.000 Come on! 0.61

00:43:05.000 How does their hair smell?

00:43:07.000 Bring them to me.

00:43:08.000 So this is something that Fox was allowed to do, this Fox News.

00:43:11.000 They had this drone going on for a while.

00:43:12.000 Again, this is a lack of transparency.

00:43:14.000 We just gave you the numbers.

00:43:15.000 The Biden administration is concerned with, ooh, people don't like it.

00:43:18.000 People don't like what's going on at the border right now.

00:43:20.000 So we better get rid of them for optics and have the media go out and lie.

00:43:23.000 And by the way, let's ban anyone.

00:43:24.000 When people talked about Donald Trump wanting to ban press he didn't like because he would make fun of them.

00:43:28.000 No, this is an administration that very often actually put shackles on members of the press.

00:43:32.000 We talked about that a few weeks ago.

00:43:34.000 It took Texas, the local Texas law enforcement to be clear, this is where local politics is very important in border states, they had to get a helicopter to carry a Fox reporter to get these videos out.

00:43:44.000 Guys, good afternoon to you.

00:43:45.000 This is a wild situation to see from the air.

00:43:48.000 We reported earlier that the FAA grounded our Fox News drones.

00:43:51.000 We cannot fly those well.

00:43:53.000 The troopers with Texas DPS are kind enough to let us go up in their helicopter with them to get a look at the situation at this bridge right now.

00:43:59.000 Take a look at 11,000-mile Mexico into Del Rio right here, and they are waiting underneath the International Bridge, waiting to be processed by Border Patrol.

00:44:09.000 Look at the mass of people down there.

00:44:11.000 Okay.

00:44:12.000 And by the way, that Secretary Mayorkas, he told Fox News that there were at least 12,000 who were released, the Haitians, over the past few weeks.

00:44:19.000 So you know if he said 12,000, times that by quite a few.

00:44:24.000 Well, and if I'm not mistaken, it's of about 15 to 20,000.

00:44:27.000 Yeah, it's a significant percentage.

00:44:29.000 So, well, half or above were released.

00:44:31.000 And you know what the excuse was?

00:44:32.000 Well, they're not going to stay here very long.

00:44:34.000 Yeah, that was it.

00:44:35.000 I'm sorry, what?

00:44:37.000 I kid you not.

00:44:39.000 How long does it take for them to spread COVID to members of The View?

00:44:43.000 I don't know, I think a couple of weeks.

00:44:46.000 And I think it was somewhere, and I don't want to misquote so just so I don't get fact-checked, it's somewhere between like 40 and 60 percent of those people that are released that are supposed to come back for a court date so that they could, you know, see.

00:44:56.000 One, it takes six months to a couple of years for that court date to happen, and two, 40 to 60 percent just don't show.

00:45:02.000 Oh, really?

00:45:02.000 Come on, it's the honor system.

00:45:03.000 They'll come.

00:45:05.000 This is like coming back to me.

00:45:06.000 I didn't think... You mean people who are here illegally and can't be tracked?

00:45:09.000 No.

00:45:10.000 Act without accountability.

00:45:11.000 It's almost like they might go to the emergency room and skip out on the bill.

00:45:14.000 I don't see how anyone who would flee their own country could be a flight risk.

00:45:18.000 No.

00:45:19.000 No, no, no.

00:45:20.000 They fled their own country through several other countries.

00:45:23.000 Well, that's my point is they're good at leaving.

00:45:25.000 Yes.

00:45:27.000 Still waiting on him.

00:45:28.000 I'm getting a pack of cigarettes.

00:45:31.000 No, you're not.

00:45:33.000 That's good with COVID in court.

00:45:35.000 Do you know how I know that you're not getting a pack of cigarettes from the convenience store?

00:45:38.000 Because we have no store.

00:45:41.000 By the way, some people got offended on Twitter where I said that You know, that Haiti is an inferior country to the United 0.91

00:45:47.000 States.

00:45:48.000 And look, I understand, because some people, I don't understand how you can argue that

00:45:51.000 that the United States is not a superior country, but then also that it's a human right to be a

00:45:55.000 citizen here. Well, why? Unless there's something about this. When I said inferior, I want to 1.00

00:45:59.000 clarify, I was taking out of context. When I said that Haiti is inferior to the United States,

00:46:02.000 I don't mean this at all as a...

00:46:06.000 You meant genetically.

00:46:07.000 No, what I mean is when I say that Haiti is inferior to the United States, what I mean is inhabitability, cost of living, GDP, inventions, benefits to the world at large, the rest of society, creating a functional economy, human rights, civil rights.

00:46:24.000 That's all.

00:46:24.000 I just want to be clear what I meant.

00:46:28.000 Other than that, totally equal.

00:46:30.000 Yes.

00:46:30.000 Other than that, different.

00:46:33.000 But equal.

00:46:33.000 How dare you!

00:46:35.000 So then you also saw the pictures of horses and whips.

00:46:40.000 That was what the media tried to cover up.

00:46:41.000 You guys were in my basement?

00:46:42.000 Yeah, they don't want to give you these numbers.

00:46:45.000 So what happened is even it went up to the president, you had Psaki, you had Biden, you had Harris condemning This is the point.

00:46:55.000 You can't rely on the media, to be honest.

00:46:58.000 But you don't think that former Vice President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris, you don't think they have the ability to figure out if this is a real story or not?

00:47:07.000 We can figure it out with researchers! 0.96

00:47:10.000 Me and ones who don't even pull pictures of Billie Eilish's boobs! 1.00

00:47:13.000 And you mean to tell me that the former Vice President can't?

00:47:17.000 Here they are condemning our officers doing their job on a story they know to be fake!

00:47:22.000 The secretary also conveyed to civil rights leaders earlier this morning that we would

00:47:27.000 no longer be using horses in Del Rio.

00:47:30.000 What I saw... 0.91

00:47:31.000 Who gives a crap about horses? 0.98

00:47:33.000 Those individuals on horseback. 1.00

00:47:34.000 Give those Haitians some Zyrtec. 1.00

00:47:36.000 Send them on their way. 0.99

00:47:37.000 ...the way they were is horrible.

00:47:39.000 And I fully support what is happening right now, which is a thorough investigation into

00:47:45.000 exactly what is going on there.

00:47:46.000 And we really have to do a lot more to recognize that as a member of the Western Hemisphere, we've got to support some very basic needs that the people of Haiti have.

00:47:57.000 to see people treated like they did, horses barely running them over, people being strapped,

00:48:03.000 it's outrageous. I promise you those people will pay. They will be an investigation underway now

00:48:09.000 and there will be consequences. There will be consequences.

00:48:12.000 It's an embarrassment, but it's beyond an embarrassment. It's dangerous. It's wrong. It

00:48:18.000 sends the wrong message around the world.

00:48:20.000 And if any of those things were true, you still wouldn't really have a point.

00:48:25.000 But he had just been watching a spaghetti western.

00:48:28.000 He had no idea.

00:48:30.000 I was watching, you know, The Rifleman.

00:48:31.000 How does his lever action so fast?

00:48:33.000 Huh?

00:48:34.000 What?

00:48:35.000 Didn't need a semi-automatic.

00:48:37.000 Fired it in the sky.

00:48:38.000 No, if any of that were true, if any of that were true, my question to you is, again, comment below, what do you think?

00:48:45.000 Do you think that these people, meaning the administration, don't have the ability to conduct a simple fact check They weren't whipping anybody.

00:48:54.000 They weren't running them over with horses.

00:48:55.000 And I don't understand why horses are relevant if it's a horse or a four-wheeler.

00:48:59.000 The allergies have nothing to do with it.

00:49:01.000 This is them.

00:49:02.000 Here is video proof that no one was being whipped.

00:49:09.000 Just trying to get in here.

00:49:10.000 I'm saying no.

00:49:11.000 I'm grabbing him and saying, hey, stop breaking the law.

00:49:26.000 Get up there! 1.00

00:49:27.000 STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE! 1.00

00:49:38.000 Anyway, the video goes on, you can just... That just, it's, that's all it is. 1.00

00:49:42.000 That was it.

00:49:42.000 No, what you thought were whips... The horse was like, hey!

00:49:45.000 And then the canary came in and the horse was like, nay!

00:49:52.000 You know what they were?

00:49:53.000 They were rains.

00:49:54.000 Yeah.

00:49:54.000 So we're supposed to believe that everyone in this administration doesn't know the difference between whipping somebody in rains, and again, they don't know the difference between 800 border crossings or interactions a day, and 6,000!

00:50:05.000 Right.

00:50:06.000 By the way, you know what they do with those rains?

00:50:07.000 They sometimes will hit the horse so the horse knows to go.

00:50:10.000 Yeah.

00:50:10.000 Right?

00:50:11.000 And it's not cruel to the horse, it's just like, oh, I'm going this way.

00:50:13.000 Okay, good.

00:50:14.000 Just to be clear, this is the asylum claim.

00:50:16.000 I actually would argue this.

00:50:17.000 Canadians have more of a claim to asylum because pastors have been jailed for practicing their faith.

00:50:22.000 So there's actual religious persecution.

00:50:24.000 These Haitian migrants, they're actually coming from Chile and Brazil where they settled, many of them, for a long time.

00:50:29.000 They're not fleeing a government that's persecuting them.

00:50:31.000 They're fleeing what they believe.

00:50:34.000 This is not me saying it.

00:50:35.000 To be an inferior country, to come to a better country.

00:50:37.000 Just because we have better things, and we have a good country, which the left can never acknowledge, except when sort of tacitly acknowledging the border crisis, doesn't mean that you have a right to asylum.

00:50:48.000 Hey, yeah, but I want that!

00:50:50.000 I'm sorry, is not a right to asylum, because there are people here who need that. 0.98

00:50:54.000 There are people here who need jobs.

00:50:57.000 There are people here who pay into the system who need to make sure that they still have social security when they're still here.

00:51:03.000 Let's just be clear about that.

00:51:05.000 It is not a claim to asylum.

00:51:07.000 Asylum means that you are fleeing a specific political religious persecution at the hands of your government. 0.99

00:51:13.000 These people just don't like the shitty countries. 0.99

00:51:16.000 Absolutely. 0.99

00:51:16.000 And like I said earlier, the country shoppings, the reason that I said that is because for asylum claims, you have to go to the nearest safe country. 0.99

00:51:23.000 And safe is kind of this loose term, right?

00:51:25.000 I don't know if that's the legal term that they use, but it's like, all right, if there's a war going on in the country next to you as well, then, you know, keep going.

00:51:30.000 Safe is a loose term when you're referring to South America.

00:51:32.000 Anyway, they have 401ks for kidnapping.

00:51:34.000 Well, exactly, but you don't get to go, like, Haiti, first of all, Haiti is just kind of in the middle, you've got the United States and you've got South America.

00:51:41.000 You made the wrong choice to begin with, so that's your fault, right?

00:51:43.000 If you'd have come here first, if you'd have gotten on rafts or something like that, it's a horrible thing, but then maybe your claim is legit.

00:51:48.000 But you went through several countries.

00:51:50.000 You don't get to come to some point and say, oh, I want to leave my country.

00:51:53.000 Oh, where would you like to claim asylum?

00:51:55.000 Canada's kind of nice.

00:51:56.000 I don't know, maybe go to the Alps.

00:51:57.000 Do you like mountains?

00:51:58.000 Like, we can send you over to Europe.

00:52:00.000 We can send you to China. 0.96

00:52:01.000 That's kind of bad labor policy.

00:52:02.000 Yeah, not too great.

00:52:03.000 Like that's not how it works.

00:52:04.000 Also not very fond of the folks of color in China. 0.88

00:52:06.000 Yeah, well.

00:52:07.000 I don't know if you guys know this, but racism actually does exist.

00:52:11.000 I mean like real racism outside of the United States.

00:52:14.000 Go to Singapore, see what I'm talking about.

00:52:16.000 Ouch.

00:52:17.000 Yeah, speaking of strapping.

00:52:19.000 Yeah, you spit gum on the sidewalk, they cane you in Singapore. 0.93

00:52:23.000 Well, I like the policy.

00:52:24.000 Yeah, I understand.

00:52:26.000 So does Biden, because he uses terms like strappin' like it's 1850.

00:52:31.000 He was just referring to an eight-year-old boy, strappin'. 0.74

00:52:34.000 You know what really pissed me off, too, about this?

00:52:37.000 Yeah, the switch.

00:52:38.000 Everybody else basically said, this reminds me of our troubled history here in the United States where horses were used to ground up slaves.

00:52:45.000 And I was like, are you kidding me?

00:52:48.000 The most effective way to keep people from coming in, in the water, in the kind of wilderness, is a horse.

00:52:54.000 This has nothing to do with slavery.

00:52:55.000 You're just trying to play the soft background music and make everybody go, Let's find common ground, okay?

00:53:03.000 Let's make this a more urban Roundup of Illegal Immigrants. 0.89

00:53:06.000 Send some Chrysler 3000s down there.

00:53:09.000 Is it 3000 or 2000?

00:53:11.000 It depends.

00:53:12.000 There's a Chrysler 200 and a 300.

00:53:14.000 The 300 is the one that looks like the Bentley.

00:53:17.000 I was going to say the fake Bentley.

00:53:18.000 The fake Bentley where the Cat Williams joke.

00:53:21.000 It looked like a Chrysler 300 and there's nothing wrong with that.

00:53:25.000 There ain't nothing wrong with that Chrysler 300!

00:53:29.000 I just realized when I'm watching Catwoman, I'm jealous of black comedians. 1.00

00:53:32.000 I'm like, he's just saying black things.

00:53:34.000 It's not a joke.

00:53:34.000 He's like, and y'all know what I'm eatin'?

00:53:37.000 Mama's giblets, my God, and shit. 1.00

00:53:39.000 And everyone's like, ahhh! 1.00

00:53:41.000 Arena goes wild.

00:53:41.000 It's a black reference, but it's all just the delivery.

00:53:46.000 You don't get it. 0.55

00:53:46.000 You don't get it with white people. 0.55

00:53:48.000 There's no white equivalent. 1.00

00:53:48.000 Motherfuckers be going to Ikea and shit. 1.00

00:53:52.000 I think the white equivalent's like Steven Wright, or Hedberg, where it's like so white. 1.00

00:53:56.000 Yeah, I guess.

00:53:58.000 I find him funny, but I just realized watching his special.

00:54:00.000 Oh, I know.

00:54:01.000 There's your sign.

00:54:01.000 It's just, he's just saying.

00:54:02.000 We were discussing this on the phone the other day.

00:54:04.000 It is funny, but it's not like it's well-written.

00:54:07.000 That's just honest.

00:54:08.000 So, this is something else.

00:54:09.000 What is the media doing right now?

00:54:10.000 Well, look, this is a sleight of hand, right?

00:54:13.000 And I want you to understand what they're doing.

00:54:14.000 He's palming it, right?

00:54:15.000 The numbers, 800-something border interactions a day under Trump, 21-year low, versus 6,000. 0.61

00:54:22.000 52% are exempt under this 42 bullcrap, right?

00:54:26.000 Right now we just talked about how 12,000 of the 15,000, so these numbers kind of, they ebb and flow.

00:54:31.000 It's most of these people are being let through the United States, and there is an An exponential increase in people flooding over the border, and it's very clear from Donald Trump to Joe Biden.

00:54:43.000 No correlation causation.

00:54:44.000 Look, come on.

00:54:46.000 800 to 6,000 going on non-stop.

00:54:48.000 It's not a mundane detail, Michael.

00:54:50.000 So what the media has been doing is trying to distract you about COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, when really what affects you more than a, if you're a 30-year-old, 0.0-something percent mortality rate.

00:54:59.000 Again, if you're a 30-year-old, Is perhaps the labor force being undercut through people who are willing to accept third world wages tax-free.

00:55:09.000 These are things that affect you day to day.

00:55:10.000 And by the way, it just so happens to be a tremendous voter base if you don't require some kind of voter ID.

00:55:15.000 Isn't that nice?

00:55:17.000 So let's even just go to the left and see what they have to say about the fact that, hey, now we can find common ground.

00:55:25.000 We're talking about COVID.

00:55:26.000 We're talking about the border crisis.

00:55:27.000 You guys are talking about COVID.

00:55:28.000 Okay, okay, look, hey, meeting of the minds before Ben Carson separates them is... Skillful.

00:55:35.000 Are you vaxxing the illegal immigrants? 0.89

00:55:38.000 Most of these people that are going into removal proceedings are being put on either buses from Del Rio to El Paso and Laredo or being flown to Tucson with no COVID testing unless they show symptoms.

00:55:53.000 How is that helping anybody stop the spread?

00:55:58.000 Again, we have a protocol and process in place as it relates to COVID in terms of testing and quarantining.

00:56:04.000 And also vaccines are provided for a range of migrants by our partner organizations in the region.

00:56:10.000 Why should somebody, say, in Laredo, Texas or El Paso or Tucson, Arizona have to have their chance of catching COVID go away because hundreds of miles away there's an open border?

00:56:24.000 Well, there certainly is not an open border.

00:56:26.000 If somebody walks into the country, right across the river, does somebody ask them to see their vaccination card?

00:56:34.000 Well, let me explain to you again, Peter, how our process works.

00:56:36.000 I'm going to be really condescending and not answer questions.

00:56:38.000 As individuals come across the border, and they are both assessed for whether they have any symptoms.

00:56:46.000 If they have symptoms, the intention is for them to be quarantined.

00:56:50.000 That is our process.

00:56:50.000 Assessed!

00:56:51.000 They're not intended to stay there for a lengthy period of time.

00:56:51.000 A questionnaire!

00:56:54.000 I don't think it's the same thing.

00:56:56.000 It's not the same thing.

00:56:58.000 She just said they're not intending to stay here for a lengthy period of time.

00:57:01.000 Just the weekend.

00:57:02.000 Hold on, I don't even care.

00:57:04.000 So hold on.

00:57:04.000 Their hearing could take six months to two years to happen.

00:57:08.000 You only test them if they have symptoms.

00:57:11.000 Does this sound like something we've talked about before?

00:57:13.000 How do you find out about symptoms, by the way?

00:57:16.000 What do you think is going to happen?

00:57:16.000 Ask them.

00:57:17.000 These people left Haiti, an inferior country, to the United States. 0.96

00:57:21.000 They left Haiti, are here by way of Chile and Brazil.

00:57:25.000 You think they're going to get to the... You know, they're triple deking out horses to get here.

00:57:30.000 You think it's like, alright, alright, look, look, okay.

00:57:34.000 You have a stuffy nose?

00:57:35.000 No.

00:57:35.000 What do you think they're going to say?

00:57:37.000 But I thought also that it didn't matter if you had symptoms.

00:57:39.000 That was the whole thing that we were told.

00:57:41.000 Asymptomatic carriers!

00:57:43.000 Yes, exactly.

00:57:44.000 That's how a third of the view gets COVID!

00:57:47.000 Oh my gosh.

00:57:48.000 So here's what's crazy to me, is even with that, only if they have symptoms, well how do you test for it?

00:57:54.000 25% of migrants scheduled for expedited deportation, the flights, these are people who are going to be deported, they tested positive for COVID.

00:58:00.000 Twenty-five percent?

00:58:00.000 Oh my gosh.

00:58:01.000 Twenty-five percent!

00:58:03.000 That's almost the same ratio as women on The View. 1.00

00:58:06.000 It's thirty-three, twenty-five, it's a quarter, not quite a third.

00:58:09.000 The point is, that's a lot!

00:58:10.000 It is, and it's going to get worse.

00:58:12.000 What a smelly plane.

00:58:14.000 You said correlation causation before.

00:58:14.000 It's going to get worse.

00:58:16.000 There are thirty thousand, they estimate twenty-five to thirty thousand more Haitian migrants on their way will be at the border within a month.

00:58:24.000 If you do the math, fifty to sixty percent are getting in.

00:58:27.000 And voter ID is racist, and you have states Like Arizona, that were won within the margin of just 10,000 votes, 20,000 votes.

00:58:35.000 Hey! 0.99

00:58:36.000 Remember how we gave you the free stuff and didn't even stick the swab up your nose?

00:58:39.000 Who you gonna vote for?

00:58:40.000 Oh, Kamala?

00:58:43.000 Ah, well, it looks like you are COVID-free.

00:58:43.000 There you go.

00:58:47.000 Do I still have to fly on spirit?

00:58:49.000 No, we're done torturing you.

00:58:54.000 But you still have to pay $95 for a clutch.

00:58:57.000 We'll let you work it off, though.

00:58:59.000 So again, we talked about this before.

00:59:01.000 You know, it affects you as far as your jobs.

00:59:02.000 It affects you as far as, look, there's a burden on the system.

00:59:05.000 And I'm not saying that all illegal immigrants are here to abuse the system.

00:59:09.000 Here's the thing, too, that people need to understand the difference. 0.99

00:59:13.000 Silly, silly libertarians are like, oh, it's a free market. 0.99

00:59:16.000 It's not a free market. 1.00

00:59:17.000 You can't have open borders when you have a welfare state.

00:59:21.000 You can't have open borders when you incentivize people to come to a country where they can

00:59:26.000 use the emergency room as their basic, as their primary physician, where they can come

00:59:30.000 here and still take advantage of the system and be on welfare, be on EBT cards.

00:59:33.000 They can be paid and not pay taxes because there's no way to track them.

00:59:36.000 You have, it's very, very different.

00:59:38.000 You could have open borders if everybody paid taxes and if there was no social welfare system

00:59:45.000 that was being paid into by legal citizens of this country.

00:59:47.000 There's a very, very big difference.

00:59:48.000 That's why the libertarian idea of open borders don't work.

00:59:52.000 There's a huge difference between when Italian-Americans came here, when Jewish-Americans, when Irish-Americans came here.

00:59:57.000 We didn't have the same kind of bennies that you do now.

01:00:01.000 Let's be really clear about that.

01:00:02.000 And once you create that, you either need to do away with it or you need to have a guest book.

01:00:08.000 But how else does it affect you?

01:00:09.000 This is a number, a sleight of hand that the media tries to sell you that actually, you know what, immigrants commit less crime than American citizens.

01:00:16.000 Hold on a second.

01:00:17.000 The key word there is illegal immigrants. 1.00

01:00:19.000 Of course people who migrate here legally are going to be law-abiding citizens because they had to follow the law and they understand that they are on thin ice here if they're in this country.

01:00:28.000 Now, people who cross the border illegally commit more crime than the average American.

01:00:33.000 All of these sources are available at ladderwithcredit.com.

01:00:35.000 Well, I mean, the illegal part's already a crime.

01:00:37.000 It already is.

01:00:38.000 But, I mean, in addition to that, when we're talking about violent crime.

01:00:41.000 So, of course, people say, well, it's just because they're crossing illegally.

01:00:44.000 That, too, but all the other crimes that affect you.

01:00:46.000 Well, hold on.

01:00:47.000 Dave, Dave, listen.

01:00:48.000 Yes.

01:00:49.000 No person is illegal, Dave.

01:00:51.000 That's a good point.

01:00:52.000 And we just all agree.

01:00:54.000 Except for every person who is an illegal person here in this country.

01:00:57.000 Oh, that's true.

01:00:58.000 I'm going to get that tattooed on my lower back to let everybody know I'm woke.

01:01:02.000 that upload a picture of your corset.

01:01:04.000 So when you're in prison, they'll know where to go. 0.88

01:01:06.000 So we can see my puffy breasts.

01:01:08.000 Well, this is something that libertarians argue, the left – by the way, you might

01:01:13.000 want to get that looked at.

01:01:14.000 The left, they try to argue that, well, conservatives are against frivolous spending, but look at

01:01:20.000 the – they wanted to spend – I think it was – I don't know how much it was, $17

01:01:23.000 billion for a wall in the tens of billions.

01:01:25.000 Okay, first off, two things.

01:01:27.000 That's under the legitimate purview of government.

01:01:29.000 Even if you are the strongest federalist to believe in the sort of legitimate separation

01:01:34.000 of purviews of powers, guess what?

01:01:37.000 Cannot be relied upon, unfortunately, to protect the entire border.

01:01:40.000 Because if Texas does a good job, well, there's still California.

01:01:43.000 Right?

01:01:43.000 You have a problem.

01:01:44.000 It is a legitimate role of government, of the federal government, to ensure that our borders are secure.

01:01:49.000 But even just looking at a numbers analysis, illegal immigrants don't cost the American taxpayer $10 billion, $20 billion, $30 billion, $80 billion. 0.56

01:01:56.000 It sounds like an infomercial now.

01:01:57.000 It's not my first rodeo.

01:01:58.000 $116 billion annually.

01:02:02.000 Well, and people- Is the cost of it.

01:02:04.000 Do you know what?

01:02:05.000 $116 billion to the taxpayer annually.

01:02:06.000 That's crazy.

01:02:07.000 And of course- That's like half my net worth.

01:02:10.000 Yes.

01:02:11.000 But they might be able to vote and not pay taxes.

01:02:14.000 So that's a wonderful ploy.

01:02:15.000 Yeah.

01:02:16.000 So if we spend $17 billion, we might be able to knock a very sizable chunk out of the 116.

01:02:21.000 Right.

01:02:21.000 It seems like we should do this and take the other hundred billion and have a party.

01:02:25.000 Unless you're doing math like Whoopi Goldberg.

01:02:27.000 Well, yeah, that's true.

01:02:28.000 Well, sister act.

01:02:30.000 Back in the habit.

01:02:32.000 I wish she'd have stayed there. 0.87

01:02:33.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:02:34.000 It's a terrible habit to watch that movie.

01:02:38.000 I was saying that a lot of people argue the, you know, I hear this at least on the road and talking to people, the Christian element of you should allow anybody, we're all God's kids, whatever.

01:02:47.000 I think what people aren't taking into account with a lot of this is the people that get a hold of the kids that come over here, that's when it turns into sex traffic, drugs, all this other stuff, like there's a reason why there has to be order beyond just like we should all just be peaceful.

01:03:02.000 There is true evil going on, and that's why there has to be some kind of rule and regulation.

01:03:07.000 Yeah.

01:03:08.000 No, you're absolutely right.

01:03:09.000 We are welcoming.

01:03:10.000 We have a system for people to go through.

01:03:12.000 We do have a system.

01:03:13.000 And you know what?

01:03:14.000 Maybe at some point the system needs more welcoming.

01:03:16.000 Maybe at some point the system needs to be less welcoming.

01:03:19.000 It depends on where we are in this country.

01:03:21.000 Look, there is nothing wrong with wanting to take care of your citizens first.

01:03:27.000 Haiti should take care of its citizens first. 0.96

01:03:29.000 The United States should take care of its citizens first.

01:03:30.000 Well, Haiti can't do it. 0.99

01:03:31.000 Why is that?

01:03:33.000 It's America's fault.

01:03:34.000 Really?

01:03:34.000 Have they ever gotten it right?

01:03:36.000 At a certain point, you also have to examine the fundamental philosophy of your economic system and a system that recognizes unalienable rights.

01:03:45.000 In other words, the government's job is to protect said rights.

01:03:47.000 That's its only function.

01:03:48.000 Versus the right of the government to grant and take away rights.

01:03:52.000 Just make up rights.

01:03:53.000 And that's how you end up with a place like Germany, where Internet's now a right.

01:03:56.000 In other words, sure, why?

01:03:58.000 Why is it America's job to take care of people from other countries, which by the way you've said are all equal?

01:04:03.000 All cultures are equal?

01:04:04.000 No!

01:04:06.000 This is a real- so $116 billion annually.

01:04:10.000 And what are the effects?

01:04:10.000 Like you talked about, we have some- I think you have this overlay, Z or K here, Reuters, BBC, and Pew.

01:04:16.000 Thousands of minors are in Border Patrol custody.

01:04:19.000 Sexual assault allegations, or lack of clean clothes, food, right?

01:04:23.000 There's COVID and there are lice outbreaks.

01:04:25.000 Were you about to say something there?

01:04:26.000 Yeah, I was about to say, Haitians, what do you want?

01:04:28.000 You have a part of a Caribbean island! 1.00

01:04:31.000 It could be a tourist paradise destination and you've turned it into crap! 1.00

01:04:35.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:04:36.000 What are you going to do?

01:04:36.000 Come here and do the same thing?

01:04:37.000 It's America's fault that Haiti is the way it is. 1.00

01:04:40.000 That's what Kamala said.

01:04:41.000 It's not like we sent billions of dollars in aid.

01:04:44.000 It's not like America provided more help after the earthquakes than any other country.

01:04:48.000 It's not like the American government and the American military, outside of the American Christian Evangelical Church, is the greatest peacekeeping and charitable service that exists in the world.

01:04:56.000 No, no.

01:04:57.000 It's our fault.

01:04:58.000 It's America's fault.

01:05:00.000 And when you justify that, it's because of imperialism.

01:05:02.000 Well, imperialism, hold on a second.

01:05:04.000 It doesn't cost money, you take the resources.

01:05:08.000 You don't go there and clean up after an earthquake or natural disaster, especially when we have natural disasters here in the United States.

01:05:14.000 You go, and if you're an imperialist nation, you say, ooh, an earthquake, let's pounce.

01:05:20.000 Guess what?

01:05:20.000 Any other empire throughout the history of mankind, take your pick, the Ottomans, the British Empire, the Romans, the Greeks, any, take your pick, Genghis Khan.

01:05:27.000 Whatever you want.

01:05:28.000 They would say, oh, an earthquake?

01:05:29.000 These people can't defend themselves?

01:05:31.000 Good!

01:05:31.000 We're going to take over Haiti.

01:05:32.000 Beautiful resources.

01:05:33.000 And then there's this huge swath of land unprotected.

01:05:37.000 Canada!

01:05:38.000 It's ours now.

01:05:40.000 52 states.

01:05:40.000 There you go.

01:05:41.000 And instead, we offer them billions of dollars in aid and are blamed for it not being enough.

01:05:45.000 But you know what?

01:05:46.000 You know what could have prevented all of this?

01:05:48.000 All of this happening at the border.

01:05:49.000 The lice, the rape, the sex trafficking, the unsanitary conditions.

01:05:56.000 Big, beautiful wall.

01:05:58.000 It has to be painted, and the best color to paint it is black.

01:06:02.000 Because if you paint it black, it's so hot nobody can even try to climb it.

01:06:06.000 And look, it's tough to argue with that logic.

01:06:09.000 He's not wrong. 0.53

01:06:10.000 And you know who doesn't even disagree anymore?

01:06:12.000 Who?

01:06:13.000 The guy who used to hate that, and he tries to avoid the verbiage, Chris Wallace!

01:06:19.000 The Border Patrol, they ought to be able to find a way to keep people from coming across the border Build a fence.

01:06:25.000 A wall, maybe?

01:06:26.000 Yeah, I was gonna say, build a fence, build a wall.

01:06:28.000 Have some kind of a gate so they can't walk across that dam over the Rio Grande into Del Rio.

01:06:37.000 Yeah, any word but wall.

01:06:39.000 Let's go with fence. 0.96

01:06:40.000 Alright, you guys can comment below how you think we just solved the illegal.

01:06:44.000 Just comment, smash the like button.

01:06:46.000 We'll be taking your chat.

01:06:48.000 Mug Club, YouTube, this is gonna get worse. 0.97

01:06:50.000 Piss off. 0.98

Louder with Crowder - September 27, 2021

BORDER CRISIS EXPLAINED! How Government & MSM Work Together to HIDE the Truth | Louder with Crowder

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