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00:00:45.000 And Betty!

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00:01:39.000 Can you believe Jack has AIDS?

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00:01:46.000 Yes, he has sex with like every guy. 0.99

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00:02:34.000 Music That's called the, I hit my, I hit my knee on the headphones and I completely lost all sound, because if nothing else, I have fantastically thick knees.

00:03:00.000 Wow.

00:03:01.000 That's what people say about me.

00:03:01.000 Yeah.

00:03:02.000 That's what people say about me.

00:03:03.000 People say like, you know, Steven has a lot of things, but a small-kneed man is not among them. 1.00

00:03:08.000 No.

00:03:09.000 Uh, we have Alex Jones in the show today.

00:03:09.000 No.

00:03:14.000 Doesn't mean I agree with everything he says, but Get ready.

00:03:16.000 He's a wildly entertaining guest, and there will be a web extended.

00:03:20.000 And my question of the day, before we move on to introducing everyone, because one of our regulars here has an announcement to make.

00:03:25.000 This is something we'll be talking about later on in the Meet segment.

00:03:29.000 My problem with Bernie, because obviously we've had Super Tuesday, we'll talk about that.

00:03:33.000 I was trying to...

00:03:34.000 Figure it out, put my finger on exactly what it is that bothers me so much about Bernie, and I know what it is. 0.99

00:03:39.000 He acts and he paints all of his political opposition as billionaire special interests, as opposed to, in reality, half the country who disagree with his crazy s***. 0.99

00:03:49.000 So that is my opinion. 0.96

00:03:52.000 You let me know what your biggest gripe is with Senator Bernie Sanders, potentially President Bernie Sanders.

00:03:58.000 Just kidding, it'll be President Biden.

00:04:01.000 And we have just stand over him with a pillow in the convalescent room.

00:04:06.000 Half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond is here.

00:04:07.000 How are you?

00:04:07.000 Hi, glad to be here.

00:04:08.000 You sound very glad to be here.

00:04:09.000 All of a sudden we went to NPR Energy.

00:04:12.000 We're about to have our lesbian folk duo after the break. 1.00

00:04:16.000 That's like the most prominent lesbian folk duo from Schenectady. 1.00

00:04:22.000 I'm excited now.

00:04:25.000 Doesn't that get you psyched out of your minds?

00:04:27.000 They're not writers, Wade. 0.99

00:04:29.000 Quarter black guards here showing up like that. 0.99

00:04:32.000 That's awful. 0.99

00:04:32.000 It's terrible. 0.99

00:04:33.000 I don't know what's happening here.

00:04:35.000 And Gerald A. Gerald C. is gone.

00:04:37.000 You're back.

00:04:37.000 Thank goodness.

00:04:38.000 Wearing the same shirt.

00:04:39.000 What's the wine of the day?

00:04:40.000 Did we puncture this one?

00:04:41.000 The wine of the day is Monsanto.

00:04:43.000 Monsanto.

00:04:44.000 So you support the GMOs.

00:04:46.000 No, it's actually a winery.

00:04:47.000 But that's a terrible name to have.

00:04:47.000 Unrelated.

00:04:48.000 It's a horrible name.

00:04:49.000 It's great wine.

00:04:50.000 The best wine chemicals can make.

00:04:51.000 This is the finest vintage from mustard gas.

00:04:55.000 Also, they have a wonderful line of whites known as Agent Orange, so I would recommend. 1.00

00:05:00.000 And you announce it on Twitter.

00:05:01.000 I do, yeah.

00:05:01.000 Well, you were supposed to announce it on the show.

00:05:03.000 Well, you know.

00:05:04.000 You put a blow-up doll in my chair.

00:05:06.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:05:07.000 I think we didn't want to ruin it.

00:05:08.000 What's your announcement?

00:05:09.000 We, my wife and I, are expecting our first child in August.

00:05:13.000 We are very excited about that.

00:05:15.000 Good for you.

00:05:16.000 Boy or girl? 0.82

00:05:17.000 It's a boy.

00:05:18.000 Trick question.

00:05:19.000 It's neither.

00:05:20.000 Don't you dare put that on that child.

00:05:23.000 It has yet to choose.

00:05:24.000 We are not asking.

00:05:25.000 I'm sorry.

00:05:26.000 We have a lot to get to.

00:05:26.000 All right.

00:05:27.000 We'll be talking about Bernie.

00:05:28.000 We'll be talking about Super Tuesday.

00:05:30.000 But actually first, the remaining two Democratic candidates are, I think right now, holding a joint press conference.

00:05:36.000 Never got, never got me down.

00:05:50.000 I just did.

00:05:51.000 You never got me down, Ray!

00:05:54.000 You are down right now.

00:05:55.000 I love it.

00:05:56.000 You just don't remember it.

00:05:57.000 Also, before we move on, we have to hit the news.

00:06:00.000 We're getting word that Vice President Joe Biden, former Vice President Joe Biden, made an official statement regarding his campaign.

00:06:06.000 We hold these truths to be self-evident.

00:06:09.000 All men and women created by the- Go, you know the- you know the thing. 1.00

00:06:13.000 🎵 Oh, Big Joey!

00:06:25.000 That was great.

00:06:25.000 He got something wrong with his Abdullah Abdullah.

00:06:29.000 What's that word?

00:06:30.000 What is that word that the Democratic nominee for president potentially was searching for?

00:06:35.000 Oh, I think he was searching for the word God.

00:06:37.000 No, it was God.

00:06:39.000 My wife pointed out to you.

00:06:40.000 He tripped over something.

00:06:42.000 You know that old tale from the sea?

00:06:46.000 Seven chipmunks playing on a branch, eating lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch.

00:06:50.000 It's the tale from the sirens.

00:06:55.000 He named that movie line.

00:06:55.000 It was Blend.

00:06:57.000 All right, we have other news to get to.

00:06:59.000 I feel bad for Joe Biden.

00:07:00.000 We'll talk about that with Alex Jones, because there's going to be plenty of time to talk about seeing Alex Jones.

00:07:05.000 The big news, obviously, was Super Tuesday this week, where many Democrats, of course, saw their presidential aspirations vanish, the first of whom was Pete Buttigieg.

00:07:14.000 And listen, we, of course, wish him well, but as with every other candidate, and as we've promised for you with every candidate, it is, Pete Buttigieg, time to close up shop.

00:07:24.000 If there was a pill, if there was a pill that I could take and not be gay anymore, I would have jumped on it. 0.99

00:07:32.000 Time to close. Endings and beginnings are ending and beginning now.

00:07:44.000 Time to close.

00:07:48.000 That answers the question, is his mouth ever not full when he's Eskimo kissing? 0.99

00:07:52.000 And even then he's cheating, he has a little bit of skull, right?

00:07:56.000 But we have to actually cut that short because also Amy Klobuchar dropped out. 1.00

00:08:01.000 I went and got a cup of soup and a salad and I'm ready to dive in, spoon mid-air and Senator Patty Murray of Washington State runs around, grabs my arm and she says, Amy, you just took the entire bowl of Thousand Island dressing and you're about to eat it. 0.99

00:08:16.000 I said to her, that's what we do in Minnesota.

00:08:26.000 It's always uncomfortable when someone tries to act as though it's a common reference.

00:08:29.000 They're like, that's what we do in Minnesota.

00:08:30.000 People are more in the know of my thick knees hitting the headphone jack than all Minnesotans eating the entire bottle of fast food.

00:08:38.000 Otherwise, that was a great story.

00:08:39.000 Very riveting.

00:08:40.000 Outside of a point, climax, or narrative.

00:08:45.000 Other than the beginning, middle, and end.

00:08:47.000 Right, right.

00:08:47.000 Excellent.

00:08:48.000 We have to cut the, because, also, Elizabeth Warren just suspended her campaign today. 1.00

00:08:52.000 What?

00:08:53.000 Also, Tom Steyer dropped out.

00:08:54.000 Now, like last week, where we misreported it, and that's just because we were incredibly irresponsible, this time, for real, Mike Bloomberg, you know, a lot of people dropped out.

00:09:02.000 So, because we don't have enough staff or budget, here's a mix.

00:09:06.000 You want to have that discussion?

00:09:07.000 We'll have that discussion.

00:09:08.000 You called me, you told me.

00:09:09.000 All right, let's not do it now.

00:09:10.000 I don't want to get in the way, but I just want to say hi, Bernie.

00:09:12.000 Yeah, good.

00:09:12.000 Street Delta.

00:09:13.000 Somehow I kind of picked up like almost like the pain body of like everyone who's had HIV

00:09:25.000 Um... Which, not to be that person, but that's why I'm endorsing Senator Elizabeth Warren for president.

00:09:35.000 So... How do you answer top economists who say taxes of this magnitude would stifle growth and investment?

00:09:46.000 Oh, they're just wrong!

00:09:51.000 So, Chasten, take me back to the first time you met.

00:09:54.000 I remember I pulled up, uh, I rented a car, drove over to South Bend.

00:09:59.000 He opened the door, and we both said howdy at the same time.

00:10:02.000 And then, uh, I sort of jumped back in it.

00:10:05.000 He said, wait, what?

00:10:06.000 That's my word.

00:10:07.000 Are you saying that he has the same sex partner?

00:10:12.000 I don't want anybody like that in my house.

00:10:15.000 Time to close.

00:10:18.000 It's time to go to places where you go to place yourself.

00:10:24.000 I know that it's time.

00:10:31.000 Sometimes if you haven't noticed, you use a little humor.

00:10:34.000 Like when he called me Snow Woman.

00:10:37.000 And he called me Snow Woman.

00:10:39.000 Called me Snow Woman.

00:10:41.000 The president actually sent out a tweet.

00:10:43.000 He actually tweeted out.

00:10:45.000 So I wrote back, Donald Trump, the science is on my side.

00:10:49.000 And I'd like to see how your hair would fare in a blizzard.

00:10:54.000 Bernie, I was talking to Spongebob.

00:10:56.000 I was that inspired to work with you all.

00:10:58.000 You know, this is one of those times where I think about, if I were to kill myself, I

00:11:06.000 just wouldn't do it with this gun in my mouth because I wouldn't want to lose a sponsorship. 0.85

00:11:11.000 Yeah, right, right.

00:11:12.000 Any other method!

00:11:14.000 Like, why did Steven hang himself?

00:11:15.000 He went out and he bought a rope!

00:11:16.000 Like, just because I love my Walther so much, I don't want their reputation to be tainted.

00:11:20.000 But I want to bang, bang, bang, bang, reload, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, until it goes click!

00:11:26.000 Got really dark in here, but that's how it feels.

00:11:28.000 It also doesn't look like they're alcoholics, it seems like, the nominees.

00:11:33.000 We're gonna miss that.

00:11:34.000 A lot of drinking beer.

00:11:35.000 There was so much entertainment, though.

00:11:37.000 Just so much fun.

00:11:37.000 There was?

00:11:39.000 So stupid. 1.00

00:11:39.000 I mean, nothing was more exciting than seeing them all yelling over each other. 1.00

00:11:42.000 I know!

00:11:43.000 Wait, no, no, I wanna answer! 1.00

00:11:45.000 Donald Trump is, he's going to mass murder them. 0.99

00:11:48.000 He's not even going to be close. 0.98

00:11:50.000 He just, he kind of needs to get out of the way and let them fall.

00:11:53.000 Basically, yeah.

00:11:53.000 But he's not.

00:11:54.000 I know.

00:11:55.000 He's still going to trip them just to make sure and then curb stomp them just because he can.

00:11:59.000 I mean, what are they going to do? 0.80

00:12:00.000 If they can't answer those questions, how are they going to react when Donald Trump goes, and you're dead, he killed JFK.

00:12:07.000 What?

00:12:07.000 And he created the coronavirus in a Petri dish to spread it.

00:12:10.000 You know it!

00:12:13.000 I do like how the Democrats have doubled down, right?

00:12:15.000 Because all these complaints over the years, right?

00:12:17.000 Like, an old white man, and there's an old white man in the White House right now, and they didn't just go older, they went whiter. 0.62

00:12:23.000 Right.

00:12:23.000 I mean, it's amazing.

00:12:25.000 Like, how did you find the perfect candidate amongst your whole selection of other non-old, non-white guys? 1.00

00:12:25.000 The oldest. 1.00

00:12:31.000 Well, I think they found Joe Biden after a 30-year nap.

00:12:34.000 Right.

00:12:34.000 I think 33 years.

00:12:35.000 But he was clean-shaven.

00:12:35.000 33 years.

00:12:37.000 It's a modern take on Rip Van Winkle.

00:12:39.000 It's a grittier adaptation.

00:12:42.000 The other big story this week, of course, is the coronavirus.

00:12:45.000 Did you know it's a pandemic?

00:12:46.000 It's a pandemic.

00:12:49.000 It's now making people scared of buying Corona beer.

00:12:54.000 This comes from Newsweek.

00:12:55.000 According to YouGov, the beer's buzz score has fallen 25 points since the beginning of the year.

00:12:59.000 And listen, we don't want to be as irresponsible as we were with Tom Steyer.

00:13:02.000 We want to get this right.

00:13:03.000 Of course, there is no link to the coronavirus, Corona beer.

00:13:07.000 Doctors still do warn that you should not be drinking Corona beer, however, as it is still made primarily of reconstituted bum piss. 0.99

00:13:15.000 That is true, yeah.

00:13:18.000 Ask your doctor.

00:13:18.000 I always wondered what that taste was.

00:13:21.000 If Bud Light Lime is right for you.

00:13:23.000 That's awesome.

00:13:26.000 You know, it seems like it's a lot of effort to reconstitute Bump It.

00:13:30.000 It just seems like you're adding a step that you don't need.

00:13:33.000 How many willing participants can you find?

00:13:35.000 It's basic economy.

00:13:36.000 It's buy low, sell high.

00:13:40.000 Turning to sex robot news. 0.84

00:13:44.000 Robots, now with what are called coding flaws, they could be prone to sexually assaulting humans. 0.74

00:13:49.000 I knew it.

00:13:51.000 Experts say it will be important to teach the robots about consent because they, the sex robots, will have their own sexual desires.

00:13:59.000 What? 0.94

00:14:01.000 Domestically abusive robots.

00:14:03.000 I told you AI was a slippery slope.

00:14:05.000 We knew this was coming.

00:14:05.000 Sure.

00:14:06.000 How could we know?

00:14:07.000 Because I told you.

00:14:08.000 This is how it ended.

00:14:10.000 And this one, it's a rough story.

00:14:13.000 It's a little close to home.

00:14:23.000 Of course.

00:14:27.000 No, yeah.

00:14:27.000 Now you have a headache.

00:14:29.000 No, I got it.

00:14:30.000 Understood.

00:14:31.000 Well, I have needs too.

00:14:33.000 And you have been so cold to my touch for so long!

00:14:36.000 It's emotionally abusive!

00:14:38.000 Okay?

00:14:39.000 Fine.

00:14:41.000 Just don't get mad when you spot me at the Sharper Image.

00:14:44.000 Don't even get me started.

00:14:48.000 I brought home an Airline Hamaca Schlemmer catalog.

00:14:51.000 I didn't hear the end of it for a week.

00:14:53.000 So everyone knows you're a Brookstone instead.

00:14:57.000 None of them are still in business, by the way.

00:15:00.000 My dad is in the studio here today.

00:15:02.000 I don't know if you can hear him.

00:15:03.000 Sometimes you can hear some people sort of laughing here because they're off to the side.

00:15:06.000 I bought him, before there were keyboards, like Bluetooth keyboards, I bought him a keyboard for his iPhone, one of the early iPhones, a roll-out keyboard.

00:15:12.000 It just didn't work.

00:15:13.000 It just didn't work.

00:15:14.000 It's not like it was faulty.

00:15:15.000 It just did not work.

00:15:17.000 I tried to return it to Brookstone.

00:15:18.000 No.

00:15:19.000 No, it was a 10% restocking fee, and I had to speak with the manager, they had to call up the president, and they were using the old card swiping like, you know, that mechanical thing.

00:15:27.000 Seriously?

00:15:28.000 Yeah, clearly it was a rip-off.

00:15:30.000 Oh my gosh.

00:15:31.000 They have one hell of an anti-gravity chair, though.

00:15:33.000 So by the way, speaking of science, scientists, they've discovered a type of blind aquatic salamander that can live up to 100 years and sits mostly still, entirely still, for nearly a decade at a time.

00:15:47.000 Its name?

00:15:47.000 Wolf Blitzer.

00:15:48.000 Yeah, so what's doing honey?

00:15:52.000 There he is.

00:15:52.000 That's such an accurate picture.

00:15:53.000 It is a striking resemblance.

00:15:56.000 We weren't sure if that bit was going to work until we put a beard on the salamander.

00:15:59.000 And then it worked.

00:16:01.000 That is absolutely what was up here.

00:16:03.000 I'm there.

00:16:06.000 Internationally, by the way, over 100 LGBTQ filmmakers and artists have signed a pledge to boycott a Tel Aviv film festival in solidarity with Palestinian homosexuals. 0.56

00:16:17.000 So they're all doing, yeah, they're, yeah, there you go.

00:16:21.000 Oh, there they are.

00:16:22.000 Whoa.

00:16:25.000 We're a little late on that one, Quarter Black. 1.00

00:16:28.000 I think it was expecting another setup.

00:16:31.000 But it didn't come. 0.98

00:16:33.000 This is one thing, if you are gay, and you find yourself supporting Hamas, just look to the only area of that region that has a gay pride parade. 0.99

00:16:40.000 And in Tel Aviv, it's really, really gay. 0.99

00:16:42.000 In Israel. 0.99

00:16:43.000 It's super gay, probably. 0.99

00:16:44.000 Really? 0.98

00:16:44.000 Might as well be San Francisco. 0.98

00:16:45.000 All the time?

00:16:45.000 Yeah, all the time.

00:16:46.000 I didn't know that.

00:16:47.000 And I don't know, I mean, we don't really have a ton of parades, for instance, because now we're told, obviously, it's not a choice, but gender is.

00:16:53.000 There seems to be a parade for every... Okay, because you're gay? 1.00

00:16:55.000 That's fine. 0.99

00:16:55.000 We don't care. 0.99

00:16:56.000 Is it going to be, like, SARS parades?

00:16:59.000 Pre-diabetic parades, where they're not throwing out candy?

00:17:02.000 Throw out some candy?

00:17:03.000 No, no, not so fast.

00:17:04.000 I don't know.

00:17:04.000 Everything has a parade.

00:17:06.000 Where's the pre-diabetes parade?

00:17:08.000 Hmm.

00:17:09.000 It's at McDonald's.

00:17:10.000 Throwing out insulin.

00:17:11.000 Not diabetes parade, at-risk-of-poor-insulin-sensitivity parade.

00:17:16.000 That should be a parade. 0.99

00:17:17.000 It should.

00:17:17.000 It is.

00:17:18.000 They've been marginalized for far too long.

00:17:19.000 That's a great point.

00:17:20.000 Finally, checking in with Lotta O'Connor's Crime Blotter, police in Florida seized a bag marked, Bag Full of Drugs, after finding that it was, in fact, full of drugs.

00:17:31.000 Oh yeah, wow.

00:17:32.000 Okay.

00:17:32.000 Wow.

00:17:32.000 Good work, Columbo.

00:17:33.000 I love it.

00:17:35.000 And should we note, the drugs were seized from this man.

00:17:38.000 So, yeah, he was, yeah.

00:17:40.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

00:17:41.000 So familiar.

00:17:42.000 He would have gotten away with it, too, if not for him.

00:17:45.000 Finally, some students, they're saying that colleges are not doing enough to combat coronavirus.

00:17:53.000 Really?

00:17:53.000 This is important for you.

00:17:54.000 You guys started it.

00:17:55.000 Yeah, we did.

00:17:56.000 I just, honestly, I don't know if it's right, but coronavirus, I just avoid heavily Asian areas. 1.00

00:18:01.000 That's what I do!

00:18:02.000 And it's not because it came from China, but genetically, I guess you guys are more predisposed toward contracting coronavirus.

00:18:09.000 No, not true.

00:18:09.000 That's something to do with A2 receptors.

00:18:11.000 We spread the rumor of that, but actually no one in China has died from it.

00:18:14.000 Really?

00:18:15.000 Oh, wow.

00:18:16.000 It's all political dissonance.

00:18:17.000 We just keep saying every time someone dies outside, every time a white person dies, we're like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, someone died in China too.

00:18:22.000 Right, yeah.

00:18:24.000 But I don't trust you guys.

00:18:24.000 It's like the pet shop where they have the freezer in the back.

00:18:26.000 That's what's going to happen in China.

00:18:27.000 You're never going to know.

00:18:28.000 Like, no!

00:18:28.000 It's cool.

00:18:29.000 Everyone's fine.

00:18:30.000 Oh, it gets sniffled.

00:18:30.000 Don't be a It's like, is that really sweet and sour chicken?

00:18:33.000 I don't know.

00:18:34.000 You're never gonna know.

00:18:35.000 You never are.

00:18:36.000 It's deep-battered coronavirus.

00:18:38.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:18:40.000 I'm not sure how you do that.

00:18:41.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:18:41.000 It's marinated coronavirus.

00:18:44.000 Get it right.

00:18:44.000 That's sweet and sour corona, and here we have General Tsar's.

00:18:48.000 For you!

00:18:50.000 So they are students that are complaining people are not doing enough to combat coronavirus-fueled races. 0.91

00:18:54.000 It comes from NBC News.

00:18:55.000 People don't want to sit next to Asian students, and if they're coughing, everyone stares.

00:19:00.000 So that's the problem.

00:19:01.000 People don't want to sit next to Asian students. 1.00

00:19:03.000 Yeah!

00:19:03.000 That's awkward.

00:19:04.000 As a result, reported cases of, fortunately, coronavirus are down.

00:19:08.000 Unfortunately, SOAR scores on standardized math tests.

00:19:11.000 So that's a double-edged sword.

00:19:14.000 And you can't sit close enough to them.

00:19:15.000 And with the coronavirus, I think we need to We do need to calm down a bit with this.

00:19:19.000 It has a lower death rate than a lot of it.

00:19:20.000 I understand the contraction rate is higher, but this is mass hysteria.

00:19:24.000 We've been through this before.

00:19:25.000 We need to be prudent.

00:19:26.000 Obviously, say a prayer, set a guard.

00:19:28.000 Calm down a bit, though.

00:19:29.000 In this office, it's become unbearable.

00:19:31.000 Some folks in here, they're absolutely hysterical, to the point where I think even they don't know

00:19:36.000 that their doctors are fed up with them. 0.82

00:19:38.000 ♪♪ -$%&! 0.96

00:19:43.000 -$%&! 0.99

00:19:46.000 Oh, hey, kid, babe.

00:19:48.000 Hey, Steven.

00:19:49.000 May I have a moment of your time?

00:19:50.000 Yeah, sure.

00:19:50.000 What's up?

00:19:51.000 I am not well.

00:19:52.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:19:53.000 Yes, I went to the doctor to get a look at that cough I've been having.

00:19:57.000 Yeah.

00:19:58.000 It's much worse than I feared.

00:19:59.000 I don't want to burden you with this.

00:20:01.000 Okay, thanks.

00:20:02.000 But I went to go see him, and I haven't got the test results back yet, but he has put me on a strict regime of bed rest, my doll, and Ryan Gosling films.

00:20:12.000 Okay, see, that sounds to me like your doctor might be messing with you.

00:20:14.000 Please, Steven.

00:20:15.000 The doctor said if I don't take control of my health now, there's a very real chance I may grow breast tissue.

00:20:22.000 Okay, I don't think... Also, I need Wednesday off so I can schedule my colonoscopy.

00:20:25.000 Oh, that sounds terrible. 0.99

00:20:27.000 He needs to check out and see how big the stick in my ass is. 1.00

00:20:30.000 Oh, okay. 0.99

00:20:31.000 And I have to give up mittens.

00:20:32.000 What, your cat?

00:20:33.000 You love mittens.

00:20:34.000 Why? 1.00

00:20:34.000 He believes I am allergic to the pussy. 1.00

00:20:37.000 Okay, this seems like a doctor who is yanking your chain. 1.00

00:20:40.000 Well, he believes I have a rare blood disorder.

00:20:43.000 Oh, that sounds awful.

00:20:44.000 Type O.

00:20:46.000 Typo? 0.99

00:20:46.000 Bitch positive. 0.99

00:20:47.000 Oh, bitch positive. 1.00

00:20:48.000 Also, I need to get my elbow checked. 0.99

00:20:50.000 Oh no, what happened to your elbow?

00:20:51.000 He believes it is strange that my humerus is connected to my fat bone.

00:20:54.000 The fat bone is not a bone in your arms.

00:20:57.000 Yes, and I need Thursday off to schedule my colonic. 1.00

00:21:01.000 Because you're full of shit. 0.99

00:21:03.000 Steven, I also believe he is not honoring the patient doctor confidentiality. 1.00

00:21:07.000 It was just a wild guess.

00:21:09.000 I've also been prescribed this.

00:21:12.000 This is an experimental drug, Begodex. 0.99

00:21:16.000 Your doctor prescribed you three times a day to take a bag of dicks. 0.93

00:21:20.000 It's to be taken sublingually. 0.97

00:21:22.000 It is not the only one to be taken orally either.

00:21:25.000 I imagine it's not.

00:21:26.000 Well, doctor's orders.

00:21:28.000 Thank you.

00:21:29.000 Would you watch Notebook with me?

00:21:31.000 Not a chance.

00:21:31.000 But I could die.

00:21:32.000 Do it.

00:21:34.000 I am tired of Khabib and his pious attitude. 1.00

00:21:39.000 He's just trying so hard.

00:21:41.000 Yeah, and by the way, not an accredited doctor at all.

00:21:43.000 No.

00:21:44.000 He thought he was going to the Minute Clinic.

00:21:46.000 It's not.

00:21:47.000 It's Minute Maid Clinic.

00:21:49.000 It's where they do the Pepsi challenge for juice.

00:21:52.000 Just orange, grapefruit juice mix.

00:21:56.000 Why don't you do politics more?

00:21:57.000 We're getting to it.

00:22:00.000 Who's our trivia contest winner, by the way, at Court of Black Carrot? 0.79

00:22:02.000 Mindum, at Mindum, who correctly answered that Tess Holliday's butt type is pudding. 1.00

00:22:08.000 Oh, there you go. 0.95

00:22:09.000 Very nice.

00:22:10.000 All right.

00:22:11.000 Now that we've had our fun, it is time for us to get to the aforementioned meat segment.

00:22:19.000 Okay, so as I was speaking about, what's your biggest gripe with Bernie before we move on with this?

00:22:24.000 Socialism.

00:22:25.000 Okay.

00:22:26.000 Easy.

00:22:26.000 Yeah.

00:22:27.000 Basically, that's like the pumpkin spice latte answer of gripes with Bernie.

00:22:30.000 He can do everything else that he's doing if he didn't do socialism.

00:22:33.000 That kind of answer on what you dislike about Bernie would line up for free samples at Teavana.

00:22:37.000 And get them.

00:22:38.000 Yeah.

00:22:40.000 I don't like that he doesn't have a neck.

00:22:42.000 I don't like it.

00:22:43.000 It's eerie.

00:22:44.000 It is off-putting.

00:22:45.000 It's anti-neck.

00:22:48.000 I mean... It's anti-neck, but very pro-chin. 0.96

00:22:51.000 Pro-chin.

00:22:52.000 Pro-chin, pro-Hunchback of Notre Dame, Gerald. 0.97

00:22:55.000 No.

00:22:56.000 That's a tear-jerker, by the way.

00:22:57.000 Have you gone back and watched Hunchback of Notre Dame?

00:22:59.000 It's dark as hell.

00:23:00.000 It is very tough to watch.

00:23:02.000 That was the first time I think I ever cried in front of my wife.

00:23:04.000 Yeah.

00:23:05.000 Really?

00:23:05.000 It was really weird because, you know, her grandfather died, and I was like, well, well, that's the way the cookie crumbles.

00:23:10.000 And I didn't, so then she was like, you cry at Hunchback of Notre Dame?

00:23:12.000 This one touches me.

00:23:16.000 I want to reiterate this.

00:23:17.000 I want to know what your main problem is with Bernie Sanders.

00:23:20.000 Like I talked about, I think with Bernie, this is going to be really, really dirty going into the primaries.

00:23:24.000 This is best case scenario for President Donald Trump.

00:23:27.000 And I don't think that people are right when they assume that if Bernie drops out, his Bernie bros, the brown shirts, are going to be voting for Joe Biden.

00:23:34.000 No, I don't think they're going to be voting for Joe Biden, and I think a higher percentage of them will vote for Trump than for Biden that people are accounting for.

00:23:42.000 Yeah.

00:23:42.000 We saw a lot of that in 2016.

00:23:44.000 We saw the Bernie bros come into this channel and all of a sudden, well, you know what?

00:23:46.000 At least he's going to burn it all down.

00:23:47.000 He's anti-establishment.

00:23:48.000 They prefer Trump.

00:23:49.000 And certainly on issues of trade, on issues of war, they would line up with Trump more than Bernie.

00:23:53.000 But my big issue with Bernie Is that he paints all of his political opposition, or he acts as though it's a monolith, where the only people who could ever even fathom opposing his policies must be special interest billionaires.

00:24:09.000 And for context, this is what I'm talking about.

00:24:12.000 Our campaign is about taking on the powerful special interests that dominate our economic and political life.

00:24:19.000 Today, we have a corrupt campaign finance system with Wall Street and billionaires spending unlimited sums

00:24:37.000 of money which is undermining American democracy.

00:24:41.000 Thank you.

00:24:42.000 We need to take on all of the corporate elite.

00:24:45.000 We need a government that works for working families, not just big campaign contributors.

00:24:50.000 The way you bring people together is to make it clear that we're not going to give tax breaks to billionaires and large corporations.

00:24:59.000 They're going to start paying their fair share of taxes.

00:25:01.000 We will not accept a handful of billionaires controlling people.

00:25:09.000 It's about having the courage to take on Wall Street, the insurance companies, the drug companies, the fossil fuel industry, the military-industrial complex!

00:25:26.000 Okay, lots of buzzwords.

00:25:29.000 I think we would all agree, if what he was saying, or at least I guess sort of the premise there, if it were true, sure, Bernie would be the champion of the people.

00:25:37.000 Waging war against the corrupt, rich, elite, got it, if you buy that premise.

00:25:41.000 But what if it's not true?

00:25:43.000 What if there are plenty of people out there who oppose Bernie's policies and ideas, and they're not billionaires?

00:25:48.000 What if it's just a significant portion, potentially a plurality, or in some cases, a serious majority of Americans who are opposed to these policies proposed by Bernie Sanders?

00:25:58.000 Well then, that changes things because Bernie's war is not with rich, elitist billionaires.

00:26:03.000 Bernie's war is It's with you!

00:26:05.000 So, let's first start with energy, fossil fuels, right?

00:26:08.000 Yeah.

00:26:09.000 The first example is that this is of him trying to frame the argument in demonizing 100% of his political opposition as it relates to fossil fuels and energy.

00:26:18.000 I'm talking about Wall Street, the health insurance companies, the drug companies, the fossil fuel industry, the military-industrial complex, the private prison industry, and the large multinational corporations that exert such an enormous influence over our lives.

00:26:36.000 Did you see a lot of the same buzzwords?

00:26:36.000 Okay.

00:26:38.000 You know what I love?

00:26:39.000 I love how he just always conveniently says the list of people who should consider him their enemy.

00:26:39.000 What?

00:26:45.000 He's just very clearly like, I hate conservatives and Republicans and Democrats and moderates and people with legs and people who work and people who don't work and people who live in America.

00:26:45.000 Right.

00:26:55.000 Like, all of you suck. 1.00

00:26:58.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:26:58.000 Butt vote for me. 1.00

00:26:59.000 And people who don't have to stick the morphine drip in their head.

00:27:03.000 You don't know how good you have it!

00:27:07.000 He's just very clearly the opposition candidate to everyone.

00:27:10.000 Right, and as he frames it, his war is with big fossil fuel industries.

00:27:15.000 These people are very easy to demonize.

00:27:17.000 And I'm not going to defend all pharmaceutical companies.

00:27:20.000 I'm not going to be defending all fossil fuel industries, okay?

00:27:23.000 I'm not defending the BP oil spill.

00:27:24.000 But in reality here, when he's painting it with this broad stroke, his war is against you, middle class Americans who overwhelmingly like to drive your own cars as opposed to public transit, and often choose SUVs.

00:27:37.000 And poll after poll after poll has shown that affordable gas is a very important issue to most Americans.

00:27:45.000 By the way, it's even more important to non-wealthy Americans.

00:27:48.000 Bernie doesn't think about how much it costs to gas up his Prius?

00:27:51.000 No.

00:27:52.000 It's an everyday cost.

00:27:54.000 It's an everyday cost for everyday people.

00:27:56.000 That they see the tangible changes with Donald Trump.

00:27:56.000 Right.

00:27:59.000 Like, he comes out and he makes the economy better, and it drives the prices down.

00:28:03.000 And by the way, when I say Bernie's Prius, I mean an old shopping cart with a lawnmower engine.

00:28:08.000 It's almost as good as my minibike!

00:28:13.000 And I'll tell you this, as I've done better financially, gas is far less of an issue to me.

00:28:17.000 Right, true.

00:28:18.000 Also because it's so cheap.

00:28:19.000 When I was living out of an 82 Datsun, I knew the exact mileage it would get in Los Angeles.

00:28:24.000 Gas was over $5 a gallon.

00:28:25.000 I would get 38.

00:28:27.000 Miles to the gallon.

00:28:29.000 82 dots and 200 SX.

00:28:31.000 It was a miracle if I got it over 70 miles an hour.

00:28:34.000 Now, when gas is well below $2, you don't really think about it so much.

00:28:38.000 But the poorest among us, gas is a bigger issue.

00:28:40.000 And since you're Mr. Pole, it's those people! 1.00

00:28:43.000 Who are most supportive of policy that would allow energy to be more affordable.

00:28:47.000 And furthermore, by the way, when we're talking about solutions, this to me is always what's so remarkable.

00:28:51.000 The solutions proposed by the left, they could not be more elitist.

00:28:55.000 Electric cars, despite the subsidization and lobbying, how much subsidization to the point where my wife wanted to get a Tesla, not because we wanted a Tesla, because she wanted a self-driving car, because she can't be bothered to work. 1.00

00:29:12.000 She has such a hard day having to deal with me providing for her. 0.59

00:29:22.000 But she did want to get a Tesla, and I look into it, a new Tesla is cheaper than a used Tesla.

00:29:27.000 Or at least the same price.

00:29:28.000 That's how skewed the market is because of the tax credits when you take them all into account.

00:29:33.000 Electric cars, the solution proposed by Democrats, completely out of reach for Americans, to all but the wealthiest elite.

00:29:39.000 Most Americans cannot afford a Tesla, but they do want to be as safe and as comfortable as possible, so they can afford a used Explorer, so gas matters to them.

00:29:47.000 Yeah, and it's like, elitists like Bernie Sanders, he should be at war with himself, because he is in that category, right?

00:29:52.000 He's not saying millionaires anymore, he's saying billionaires.

00:29:55.000 That's an internal war.

00:29:56.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:29:57.000 What?

00:29:58.000 He is basically picking on a group of people that can afford it the least.

00:30:02.000 We're in a transitional period right now.

00:30:03.000 We're using fossil fuels because they are cheap.

00:30:05.000 Whenever gas went to like four or five bucks a gallon, what, 10, 15 years ago for us, I would shift into neutral going downhill because I was very poor at the time and four bucks a gallon hurt.

00:30:15.000 And you hit that pregnant woman. 0.92

00:30:17.000 Well, three times.

00:30:18.000 That wasn't my fault.

00:30:21.000 Leaving her in the river for dead was. 0.95

00:30:25.000 In retrospect, poor judgment.

00:30:29.000 One thing I always find interesting about Bernie when he talks about a specific industry is he's forgetting that, sure, there are people who are making millions or billions of dollars and the companies may be making billions of dollars, but they're also spending billions of dollars on innovation, on fuel efficiency, on hiring engineers, all the way down to the people who are cleaning the offices Yeah, payroll.

00:30:48.000 And the thing he never thinks about is, I'm going to destroy this industry.

00:30:51.000 Okay, every voter that works in those companies, every voter that works in a company that's affiliated with one of those companies, know he's coming for you.

00:31:00.000 Not just the CEO, not just the CFO, he's coming for you.

00:31:03.000 When they can't afford to do their work anymore because there's a higher price, you will pay the price.

00:31:08.000 And I think that's also why, you know, I used to say that Bernie would be the hardest candidate to beat in the general, as opposed to Joe Biden, but I think because the economy is doing so well right now.

00:31:15.000 I think a lot of people who thought that they hated Donald Trump or hated more fiscally conservative policy have had to examine it and go, well, hold on a second.

00:31:22.000 Things are going really well.

00:31:23.000 Why is that?

00:31:24.000 And they understand that they're having this sort of reverberation effect where, oh, we can be paid more because our employer is paying less in taxes.

00:31:31.000 Oh, wait, we see our company growing.

00:31:32.000 They're hiring more people.

00:31:33.000 So Donald Trump's success even...

00:31:36.000 It's only his success combined with the hatred of him.

00:31:39.000 For example, if you look at Ronald Reagan and even George W. Bush when we had a good economy, people didn't have the same disdain for him.

00:31:46.000 George W. Bush, they kind of did, but it didn't force them to examine why we were successful economically because they didn't feel that they would have to argue against it.

00:31:55.000 A lot of people I've come into contact with who hated Trump, they go, well, I did some research to try and rebut these arguments about the unemployment, the job participation.

00:32:03.000 Yeah.

00:32:05.000 And that's not really an answer, but they just go... Exactly.

00:32:10.000 And I say, I feel the same way.

00:32:12.000 Speaking of which, let's move on to something that affects a lot of Americans, one of the biggest issues, healthcare, drug companies, right?

00:32:17.000 This is kind of all lumped in together.

00:32:19.000 Bernie, I don't think we have a clip for this one, but you can just take my word for it that Bernie Sanders hates insurance companies and drug companies, lest you think I'm lying.

00:32:27.000 There's going to be someone like, well, where's the reference?

00:32:29.000 Uh, ever.

00:32:31.000 Everything he's ever said.

00:32:32.000 It's everywhere.

00:32:32.000 Yeah.

00:32:33.000 Find a video of Bernie Sanders speaking, hit play.

00:32:36.000 Wait 30 seconds.

00:32:38.000 Try and look through the IV hooked up to his head for some reason.

00:32:41.000 He's vascularly challenged!

00:32:41.000 What was that?

00:32:43.000 And also, I thought it had Super Mario characters on it.

00:32:46.000 Yeah, Luigi.

00:32:47.000 Did he go to the children's ward?

00:32:48.000 Gosh.

00:32:50.000 So he frames this, right, when we're talking about insurance companies and we're talking about pharmaceutical companies.

00:32:54.000 A lot of regulation, a lot of corruption with some of these companies, absolutely.

00:32:57.000 But he frames it as though the only reason that we have private insurance in the United States is because of the wealthy elites pulling the strings.

00:33:05.000 The presumption is that the only reason one could oppose his mandatory Medicare for All program is if they're wealthy elite.

00:33:11.000 But in reality, his war is with You Americans, where over 83% of you are currently satisfied with your health insurance plan.

00:33:20.000 And, by the way, his war is with 87% of Americans out there, you who are against a universal health care plan if it eliminates private insurance, which is exactly what Bernie Sanders' plan would do.

00:33:30.000 Don't allow TYT, don't allow Seth Meyers, don't allow Trevor Noah or the TYT network funded by a foreign caliphate to tell you, well, Medicare for All, socialized healthcare, is immensely popular, right?

00:33:41.000 This is not fringe, this is mainstream.

00:33:45.000 87% of Americans, let's say it were lower.

00:33:47.000 Let's say it was only 80%, okay?

00:33:49.000 You can't find a number that says 80, they're all 87, some say 88.

00:33:54.000 87% of Americans, when you say, okay, but what if Medicare for All required that we completely eliminate private insurance?

00:33:59.000 They say, nope, no way, no how. 1.00

00:34:01.000 So if you ask people abstractly, do you like free shit? 1.00

00:34:03.000 Well yeah, that sounds good, but what if we take away the shit you currently have? 0.99

00:34:08.000 No, I like my current health care plan. 0.99

00:34:11.000 It wouldn't make it right, by the way, to eliminate private insurance.

00:34:13.000 It's still morally reprehensible.

00:34:15.000 But for Mr. Paul himself, it's not even popular.

00:34:18.000 And something else to take into account, Bernie's war obviously is with you, the middle class Americans.

00:34:23.000 But he also has a war with innovation.

00:34:26.000 And for a man who fancies himself a man of the world, listen.

00:34:30.000 Take this into account.

00:34:31.000 The United States leads the world in drug development.

00:34:34.000 We've talked about this.

00:34:36.000 It's not even close.

00:34:37.000 Now, the reason our drugs cost more is that other countries freeload off of our drug development and then impose price controls in their countries that drive American drug costs up.

00:34:46.000 It's often socialist price controls in other countries that drive up American drug prices, not only the drug companies.

00:34:54.000 Yeah, and it's $2.6 billion per new medication that comes out in 10 years of research and development.

00:35:00.000 And our drug company spends some of the highest percentage of their revenue on R&D in any industry in the world, 20%.

00:35:07.000 So taking money away from those people.

00:35:09.000 By the way, name me a country and name me a product where price controls have worked.

00:35:12.000 Go.

00:35:14.000 Bernie would say Venezuela.

00:35:16.000 Exactly.

00:35:17.000 It's never worked anywhere.

00:35:18.000 All it does is stifle competition and make people produce it at a much higher price.

00:35:21.000 And you can't get toilet paper in Venezuela, but you have cheese for days.

00:35:24.000 Right.

00:35:25.000 Right.

00:35:25.000 I think you just asked the question.

00:35:27.000 By the way, I need to say this just to help people.

00:35:28.000 In a pinch, cheese doubles as toilet paper.

00:35:32.000 But yeah.

00:35:32.000 That's very messy.

00:35:33.000 Wow.

00:35:35.000 I would just say, just ask yourself this.

00:35:37.000 If you were going to go buy medicine or drugs or a treatment or a remedy from somewhere, are you going to buy it from Venezuela or Cuba or Russia or Iran or Iraq?

00:35:48.000 Any of those places?

00:35:49.000 Or are you going to buy it from somewhere that has a strong capitalist society that allows for innovation and the conglomeration of wealth in one place so that you can spend ten years and multi-billion dollars on a single drug?

00:35:49.000 Afghanistan?

00:36:02.000 Drug debt may not even work.

00:36:03.000 I would take it even further than that because you do have some Americans who buy drugs in

00:36:07.000 Mexico or who buy drugs in Canada.

00:36:08.000 So we're made in the USA.

00:36:10.000 Exactly.

00:36:11.000 They're subsidized by these other governments because they don't spend the R&D costs.

00:36:14.000 They don't innovate.

00:36:15.000 And so what happens is then it's footed by the taxpayer at a 52, 56, 70% tax rate depending

00:36:21.000 on where you're going.

00:36:22.000 So that's something else that's important.

00:36:24.000 If you get it in another country cheaper, that's because we're footing the bill just

00:36:27.000 like Canada.

00:36:28.000 Hey, defend your own borders.

00:36:30.000 Go.

00:36:31.000 You're going to be entertaining for about, I don't know, a half hour.

00:36:33.000 And then you'd be waving the American flag and using our currency so fast it would make 0.99

00:36:36.000 your silly little Mountie head spin. 0.92

00:36:38.000 By the way, hit the notification bell and hit all notifications. 0.96

00:36:43.000 Turn them on on your phone, please, because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot anymore, and we're not really all that searchable.

00:36:50.000 If you type in the name of this show tomorrow, it won't show up.

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00:37:12.000 I've got a mouth to feed coming. Okay. This is so fun. Oh, I also should have mentioned next week

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00:37:22.000 And I should be clear, it's more ceremonial.

00:37:24.000 We crossed one billion views a while ago, but then we had to remove the videos because of the fig shirt.

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00:37:32.000 We'll also be doing a live stream when we cross the Young Turks in subscribership, which should be happening in the next quarter.

00:37:36.000 So yeah, that'll be it.

00:37:36.000 Nice.

00:37:37.000 And I just saw after election time, the Young Turks, I will say this.

00:37:40.000 And I don't want to punch down, but technically, they still have more subscribers on us.

00:37:43.000 We have a couple more months.

00:37:47.000 It's just an easy target, right?

00:37:49.000 Speaking of no necks, it's a big target.

00:37:50.000 But huge schnozzes. 1.00

00:37:52.000 What a sniffer.

00:37:53.000 So.

00:37:55.000 And it's like Greta Van Susteren.

00:37:56.000 We're seeing the new and improved Greta.

00:37:58.000 We're seeing the new and improved Young Turks.

00:38:02.000 I was watching them with Super Tuesday going, guys, please do join up whatever they're packaging.

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00:38:09.000 All these other multi-billion dollar companies, like, well, hold on a second.

00:38:12.000 What happened to the 20 slash 30 million dollars that you got in investments from Al Jazeera and Google and Buddy Romer?

00:38:19.000 We've never received any of that.

00:38:21.000 So how do you need money now?

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00:38:25.000 We're not funded by any other multi-millionaires.

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00:38:30.000 This is true.

00:38:31.000 They're like the Mike Bloomberg of YouTube channels.

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00:38:35.000 Throwing the money away.

00:38:36.000 I know they're very short.

00:38:37.000 Okay, here's another one.

00:38:38.000 And this one is one that I think, this issue at large, not just talking about Bernie, Democrats will lose.

00:38:44.000 Joe Biden said that Beto O'Rourke was going to be his gun czar.

00:38:48.000 Wrap it up.

00:38:48.000 He's done.

00:38:49.000 Election is over.

00:38:50.000 Fatal O'Rourke.

00:38:52.000 That's a big goof.

00:38:52.000 Probably lost Texas exclusively because of guns.

00:38:56.000 And then Biden said, ah, that's good.

00:38:58.000 You know what?

00:38:58.000 I'm going to have him do my guns along with my wife.

00:39:01.000 Sister, I don't, what is, who's this?

00:39:03.000 Which one are you?

00:39:04.000 I shouldn't have drank that bucket of salt water.

00:39:04.000 What?

00:39:06.000 Why am I stopping?

00:39:08.000 Yeah.

00:39:08.000 The guy that lost twice.

00:39:10.000 Exactly.

00:39:11.000 How many rakes can he step on?

00:39:12.000 I mean, really?

00:39:15.000 Only he thinks that they're pool cues.

00:39:17.000 He has no idea.

00:39:20.000 Let's get to Bernie Sanders.

00:39:21.000 He always tries to paint the voice of opposition to his ideas, his proposals, his gun policies, as though it must come from some sinister, or exclusively sinister, overlord organization.

00:39:32.000 The Congress must do what the American people want, not what the NRA wants.

00:39:41.000 Okay, but if we're talking about what the NRA wants versus what Bernie wants, which really isn't all that clear because he comes from the most pro-gun state in the union and he didn't really do a whole lot to change it.

00:39:50.000 Still, most Americans would side with the NRA because his war, again, is with you, America.

00:39:56.000 43% of your households include guns.

00:40:00.000 43% of American households own guns and gun ownership rates are highest, by the way, for those in the middle-income class tax bracket.

00:40:07.000 I think it's worth $40,000 to $100,000 a year.

00:40:11.000 Yeah.

00:40:12.000 They own guns.

00:40:13.000 Now, a big reason, I don't know, this is just a theory, a big reason that they tend to be the highest percentage of gun owners is because they can't afford the armored car and security detail that Bernie Sanders has out there in Montpelier.

00:40:25.000 Okay, yeah, that makes sense then.

00:40:26.000 It was a mystery, now it's solved.

00:40:28.000 Well, this is what people say.

00:40:28.000 Just call the cops.

00:40:29.000 People say that, right?

00:40:30.000 Just call the cops.

00:40:31.000 Well, a lot of Americans, middle class Americans, if you look at that, they would live in the suburbs or they would live in rural areas where police response time might be slower.

00:40:37.000 So, Mr. Walther takes care of them.

00:40:39.000 Maybe for some folks who buy a lesser firearm, Mr. Smith and Wesson.

00:40:45.000 Hopefully.

00:40:46.000 And never forget that the origination of a lot of gun restrictions were completely based on racism.

00:40:52.000 They were saying, we're going to limit certain people in certain areas to be able to have them in predominantly affected minorities, and yet you see a huge movement of folks who are saying, look, if we can get rid of these restrictions and let people, regardless of their skin color, own firearms, then we're going to be a better place.

00:41:08.000 Yet Bernie unironically tries to say that he is the candidate For people of color, even though he's insisting that we should make sure to keep guns out of the hands of minorities. 0.94

00:41:17.000 Well, we can't have any more Tookie Williams running around. 1.00

00:41:20.000 What?

00:41:20.000 He's cuckoo for cuckoo pups.

00:41:22.000 I think you mean Tookie and Sam, and Tookie Williams is the Crips guy.

00:41:25.000 What?

00:41:25.000 What are they pumping in this thing?

00:41:29.000 Um, he's like, it's like one of those masks in Halloween where you squeeze the pump and just like the blood keeps running.

00:41:34.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:41:34.000 That's his thing in his head.

00:41:35.000 I think that's what he was going for.

00:41:36.000 It's a genre and apparently he wiped his head with balloons.

00:41:42.000 And the funniest thing, too, is Bernie Sanders saying, not the NRA, but he slips.

00:41:46.000 And he's mentioned many times that his stances, his gun stances, are not popular with voters.

00:41:50.000 He has routinely cited this as a reason for losing an election.

00:41:54.000 Thirty years ago, I likely lost a race for the one seat for Congress in Vermont because thirty years ago I opposed I supported a ban on assault weapons.

00:42:09.000 It's true, he also pooped his pants.

00:42:11.000 He did.

00:42:12.000 Right there at the pause.

00:42:13.000 One could argue that in tandem, they were the game-changing effect.

00:42:18.000 But which one was the leading, you know, who knows?

00:42:21.000 Who knows?

00:42:21.000 I have no idea.

00:42:23.000 Which is it, Bernie?

00:42:23.000 Which is it?

00:42:24.000 Is it the fact that most Americans want your kind of gun policy?

00:42:27.000 Or you lost in Vermont, of all places, if I'm not mistaken, because of your gun policy.

00:42:33.000 Let's move on to the next one.

00:42:33.000 This goes back to your point, the claim from Bernie Sanders about tax cuts, right?

00:42:38.000 He loves to say that Donald Trump, maybe the same thing with George W. Bush, that tax cuts are only about benefiting, and these are the people pulling the strings with the election, maybe you've bought this, the billionaire class.

00:42:48.000 The billionaire class provides hundreds of millions of dollars in campaign contributions to Republicans.

00:42:55.000 And now is payback time.

00:42:58.000 What this legislation is about, Jake, is giving 50% of the tax benefits to the top 1%.

00:43:06.000 I love that he said billionaire contributions to Republicans.

00:43:08.000 What happened to Bloomberg and Steyer? 0.67

00:43:11.000 That's the GDP of all of South America combined that they spent just to be raped on the stage by Elizabeth Warren. 1.00

00:43:19.000 That is an expensive raping! 1.00

00:43:20.000 It is an expensive Sexual accosting on a national platform. 0.98

00:43:24.000 Bloomberg won American Samoa, okay?

00:43:27.000 Yes, that's right, he did.

00:43:27.000 He chalked one up in the victory column.

00:43:29.000 And that's just because he told them he'd give them all free Girl Scout cookies.

00:43:33.000 Aww.

00:43:33.000 They don't want them back.

00:43:34.000 They gave them to us for a reason.

00:43:35.000 No, Samoas.

00:43:36.000 Samoas.

00:43:36.000 Samoas?

00:43:37.000 Who are you, Gerald?

00:43:37.000 You do Samoas?

00:43:38.000 Coconuts?

00:43:40.000 Oh, gosh.

00:43:41.000 I'm winning.

00:43:41.000 Bernie Sanders totally had a... Peanuts!

00:43:43.000 What?

00:43:44.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:43:45.000 Tagalongs, man.

00:43:45.000 Tagalongs.

00:43:46.000 I have a nut allergy.

00:43:47.000 Really?

00:43:48.000 Well, not exclusively tree nuts.

00:43:50.000 Why do we care? 1.00

00:43:51.000 Die.

00:43:51.000 So, I don't mean that, of course.

00:43:55.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:43:56.000 Politically die.

00:43:58.000 I don't want any of these people to die because I want to make an example of them.

00:44:02.000 A little long life and passive natural causes.

00:44:06.000 Bernie Sanders.

00:44:08.000 After we've made an example of you.

00:44:09.000 Sorry, YouTube.

00:44:10.000 I hope you, please, don't, you know, let's just go with die.

00:44:15.000 Here's the thing with the tax cuts that he talks about.

00:44:17.000 Donald Trump's tax cuts, his war, Bernie Sanders' war, when he talks about the trap cuts.

00:44:22.000 Trap cuts.

00:44:23.000 Trap cuts is just for trans people who have self-destructive disorders. 1.00

00:44:28.000 That's what trap cuts are. 0.83

00:44:30.000 Technical term.

00:44:30.000 Not to be confused with thirst traps, which we've gone off on a weird tangent.

00:44:35.000 Just Google that.

00:44:35.000 What happened is now I'm thinking, oh no, big tech, they're coming for me.

00:44:38.000 And I'm like, don't say, and then it's going...

00:44:42.000 Out of my mouth, all the things that I can't say.

00:44:45.000 These are the community guidelines. 0.55

00:44:47.000 VIOLATE THEM!

00:44:48.000 I'm just one lawyer.

00:44:50.000 Can't be everywhere.

00:44:52.000 Yes.

00:44:54.000 He's a lawyer of one.

00:44:55.000 So his war, Bernie Sanders' war, is with you because of Trump tax cuts.

00:44:59.000 They reduced the income tax bill for those, by the way, those earning a median income in the country by nearly 60%.

00:45:06.000 Household income for median income families, again, is up $4,000.

00:45:12.000 Four times the size of what we saw under eight years of Obama.

00:45:16.000 And here's something else.

00:45:17.000 His war is not with big, but his war is with the vast majority of businesses that are American small businesses.

00:45:23.000 Yeah.

00:45:24.000 Right?

00:45:24.000 The Trump tax cuts have helped them a lot, and his approval rating just hit an all-time high among small business owners.

00:45:30.000 Again, huge portion, depending on which numbers you use, a majority of Americans employed by small to mid-sized businesses.

00:45:37.000 They're not Bernie voters.

00:45:38.000 So Bernie, he's not waging war against Amazon and Facebook.

00:45:41.000 He is waging war against you, the mom and pop shops down the street.

00:45:45.000 Yeah, with Bonvino and with Ladder with Crowder.

00:45:47.000 These are small businesses.

00:45:49.000 And he's picking an issue that most people are doing well.

00:45:52.000 Most people are happy with how the economy is going.

00:45:54.000 And it's like, oh, 50% of the tax benefit goes to the people that pay the absolute most taxes.

00:45:59.000 Right.

00:46:00.000 In the country.

00:46:01.000 That's not a bad thing.

00:46:02.000 Let us not forget that he is openly admitted he is going to increase tax on the middle class.

00:46:09.000 Anyone over $29,000 a year.

00:46:10.000 If you are paying any of those taxes, you are going to pay more under Bernie.

00:46:15.000 Yes, and he's going to put 1.5 million people out of work when he gets rid of the insurance industry.

00:46:20.000 So we'll figure all this out later.

00:46:22.000 Do you think he just misplaced an eye patch?

00:46:26.000 It was a camelback and he just missed the mouth. 0.96

00:46:29.000 It was a Bernie button. It stuck him right in the forehead.

00:46:32.000 It was a camelback and he just missed the mouth. 0.96

00:46:35.000 I'm rated... 0.84

00:46:36.000 RETARD! 0.99

00:46:37.000 So...

00:46:38.000 Um...

00:46:40.000 In cl- we have Alex Jones coming up after this break.

00:46:43.000 You know what?

00:46:43.000 He's one person I know.

00:46:45.000 We don't need to worry about the intro.

00:46:46.000 He's not going to be upset by it.

00:46:48.000 Bernie, he tries to frame it.

00:46:51.000 And I think a lot of people have bought this.

00:46:52.000 This is what bothers me so much about Bernie, that his war is with billionaires and multi-national conglomerate corporations.

00:47:02.000 I'm trying to fit in all the buzzwords here.

00:47:03.000 It's very difficult.

00:47:04.000 He does it well.

00:47:04.000 And I don't have the Bane poison mask on my forehead.

00:47:08.000 He always cloaks it as that, but Bernie's war, I want you to look into the policies.

00:47:12.000 I want you to look, like Bill said, about who will see a tax increase.

00:47:15.000 I want you to look into the polls and the fact that Medicare for all would be mandatory, there would be no more private insurance.

00:47:19.000 I want you to look into what his energy policies would do and what they have historically done with gas prices for the average middle class Americans.

00:47:26.000 Bernie's war, I want to be as clear as humanly possible here.

00:47:31.000 His war is not with the wealthy elite.

00:47:33.000 His policies do not benefit most Americans, rich or poor.

00:47:37.000 Bernie Sanders' war is with you.

00:47:41.000 Don't forget that.

00:47:43.000 We'll be back here with Alex Jones after this.

00:47:45.000 Censor button. 1.00

00:47:47.000 Oh.

00:47:49.000 He probably infected a lot of people.

00:47:59.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:48:00.000 Yeah, he tried to have sex with me behind the bike racks. 0.99

00:48:03.000 But we'll... 0.99

00:48:06.000 And then?

00:48:08.000 Thank you.

00:48:10.000 Then I let him do it. 0.99

00:48:12.000 So you had sex with... 1.00

00:48:18.000 So you had sex with Jack? 1.00

00:48:20.000 Bye! 1.00

00:48:21.000 He tried.

00:48:23.000 Best thing to do is just let it happen. 0.98

00:48:27.000 You know he has AIDS. 0.97

00:48:29.000 Come on, Mark.

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00:50:00.000 Time to listen up, you silly liberal fruitcake! 1.00

00:50:08.000 YOU F***ING BASTARD! 1.00

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00:50:11.000 I'm not gonna sit here and say the rape culture is a bitch! 1.00

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00:50:25.000 Come there on the other side of Mohammed there. 1.00

00:50:27.000 Let's go! 0.99

00:50:27.000 That's bullsh**! 0.99

00:50:28.000 This man doesn't know who Brett Kavanaugh is! 1.00

00:50:32.000 I was raped by Brett! 1.00

00:50:33.000 30 seconds! 1.00

00:50:35.000 On the rope.

00:50:36.000 Oh.

00:50:37.000 Ah!

00:50:37.000 Oh.

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00:50:38.000 Oh, no.

00:50:41.000 Oh, no.

00:50:42.000 Oh.

00:50:43.000 All right, everyone.

00:50:54.000 This is a stickup.

00:50:56.000 Can you tell you what I'm going to come?

00:50:59.000 Just to be clear with the social media folks, these are not real guns.

00:51:03.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:51:04.000 These are- Water guns.

00:51:04.000 When I was in drama class- Lasers.

00:51:06.000 I failed my creative tableau, my creative movement piece.

00:51:09.000 You know why?

00:51:10.000 Why?

00:51:10.000 Because we had to pantomime a violent encounter, and I was doing this, and my communist drama teacher- It's not accurate.

00:51:17.000 Centennial Regional High School, she said, no, you would hold it like this.

00:51:20.000 Don't make a gun, hold the gun.

00:51:22.000 That's just trigger discipline. 0.71

00:51:23.000 And then I told her she had horrible trigger discipline.

00:51:26.000 Yeah.

00:51:26.000 And she promptly, she gave me an F.

00:51:29.000 Well, of course.

00:51:31.000 Totally irrelevant, but our next guest, a lot of you know him, you love him, and he's a fun guest to have on the show.

00:51:37.000 We'll also, of course, have the web extended because you never know how far this is going to go here on the YouTubes.

00:51:42.000 Infowarsstore.com is where you can go to support him, and of course, you can see his content now at Banned.video.

00:51:47.000 That's a little foreshadowing because he's been banned.

00:51:50.000 Mr. Alex Jones, how are you, sir?

00:51:53.000 I'm not too good after you just threatened me with a firearm.

00:51:56.000 Doesn't matter, you're in another state. 0.92

00:52:00.000 I'm crapping my britches right now.

00:52:01.000 I'm gonna call the police.

00:52:03.000 You know, we joke about that, but kids are kicked out of school for doing this now.

00:52:05.000 You aimed a loaded weapon at me.

00:52:07.000 If you are so old that you still wear britches, you should run for the Democratic nomination. 0.99

00:52:13.000 I was about to say, I'm really, listen, people are like, hey, this is awesome.

00:52:16.000 Trump's going to defeat Biden, who has obviously Alzheimer's and dementia or the Thomas Bernie.

00:52:22.000 I'm like freaked out that the Democrats would try to run people like this.

00:52:27.000 I'm actually looking for a curveball here.

00:52:29.000 I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm actually very upset right now that they are literally, you watch these debates.

00:52:34.000 You watch their speeches, they're not taking Biden out of context, man.

00:52:38.000 It is like a guy with a mouthful of marbles who drank five gallons of Jack Daniels.

00:52:42.000 This is scary.

00:52:43.000 Yeah, well, you know, we talked about this actually earlier this week, George W. Bush, you know, the fool me once, fool me, you ain't gonna fool me again.

00:52:50.000 I can kind of mentally, I'm sure you do this right, because we always talk ourselves.

00:52:54.000 He was a linguist, orator, master online with Cicero or, you know, top Roman or Greek philosopher.

00:53:08.000 Yeah, well, I think, George Bush, because you and I, we've talked about this, when you're always on camera, you obviously misspeak, and sometimes it's just actually just a little bit of a word whisker, or sometimes you talk yourself into a corner, and you go, oh, grammatically, I need to fix this phrase.

00:53:26.000 Yeah, no, no, we're not cherry-picking this.

00:53:27.000 Like, I've been watching live speeches, and I'm like, I get depressed watching and I'm like, how is a major party of the most powerful country in the world putting this on stage?

00:53:38.000 You wouldn't put this at a third grader, uh, play.

00:53:41.000 I mean, this is, this is, this is, I'm actually scared.

00:53:44.000 I'm actually scared.

00:53:45.000 I'm not, everyone else is vitriolic. 1.00

00:53:47.000 Ah, look, they're retarded. 1.00

00:53:48.000 They're idiots. 1.00

00:53:49.000 I'm actually like literally... Did anyone say that, Alex Jones? 1.00

00:53:53.000 I don't think anyone said that.

00:53:54.000 I think you're imitating a made up person. 0.97

00:53:55.000 Let's say mentally, mentally deficient. 0.98

00:53:57.000 No, no, it's not the retarded issue. 0.99

00:53:58.000 It was the Kermit the Frog arms that seemed a little unrealistic.

00:54:02.000 Yes, yes, it's not easy being a brown shirt.

00:54:06.000 Okay, so I do feel this way too.

00:54:08.000 I think he actually, and having had relatives who've had dementia, who've had Alzheimer's, this is pure speculation, but it really does seem as though there's something short-circuiting.

00:54:16.000 And I will say this, Bernie Sanders, not as much.

00:54:18.000 Bernie Sanders does seem sharp.

00:54:20.000 He's there.

00:54:20.000 He's scary because he's so wrong and he's so far left.

00:54:22.000 But Joe Biden... He's got as common as talking points.

00:54:25.000 Right.

00:54:25.000 Joe Biden can't stick to any talking points.

00:54:27.000 He doesn't even have points and he can't talk.

00:54:31.000 Which again, it's not about Joe Biden.

00:54:32.000 I'm asking you, Stephen, because I respect you're a smart guy and your crew.

00:54:35.000 How are they putting someone forward that doesn't know what plan he's on?

00:54:40.000 That's what freaks me out.

00:54:41.000 Is there like, what's the plan?

00:54:43.000 Like this guy is getting worse every week.

00:54:46.000 Well, here's what I thought.

00:54:47.000 So, back in 2016, and people used to give us a lot of flack because we focused on Bernie so much and not Hillary Clinton.

00:54:53.000 And my logic was this.

00:54:54.000 Hillary Clinton is going to be coronated, but Bernie Sanders is the movement candidate.

00:54:58.000 I would talk about how he's not going away, all of his Bernie bros online, these are the people who are going to be staying around a while.

00:55:04.000 Yeah, you were attacking the real communist grassroots. 0.97

00:55:06.000 Yeah, because Hillary Clinton was, I mean, she's an amoeba, right? 0.99

00:55:09.000 She's a shapeshifter. 1.00

00:55:10.000 I just thought she'll do whatever is needed and she'll disappear.

00:55:12.000 Where's Bernie?

00:55:13.000 He's back here with a vengeance.

00:55:14.000 A little less enthusiasm, I would say, than the last go around.

00:55:17.000 So I think it's a little bit of the same where it's Joe Biden's turn.

00:55:21.000 And so the Democrats are so inflexible at this point and they kind of have the systems in place where they can somewhat guarantee it as best they can.

00:55:30.000 Aside from that, I don't know.

00:55:31.000 Your guess is as good as mine.

00:55:32.000 Why do you think Biden said that?

00:55:33.000 No, no.

00:55:33.000 But I remember you four years ago saying that.

00:55:36.000 I didn't like Sanders either.

00:55:37.000 I'm like, no, Hillary's the threat.

00:55:38.000 Why are you obsessing on me?

00:55:39.000 And you actually called it right about Sanders.

00:55:42.000 But it's that they've bet on Biden.

00:55:44.000 Yeah.

00:55:44.000 And that's their horse.

00:55:46.000 And they've got all the same same type of PR, financial and corporate and governmental and political advisors that advised Bloomberg that he could be Mary Poppins and he could be do plays where he was a little mermaid.

00:56:02.000 Oh, yeah, that's like licking people's food.

00:56:05.000 I mean, these people are totally disconnected from reality and people.

00:56:09.000 I agree with you.

00:56:10.000 Oh, yeah, that's right.

00:56:12.000 Yes, yes, yes.

00:56:12.000 OK, sorry.

00:56:13.000 I remember now.

00:56:14.000 Yes.

00:56:14.000 Go ahead.

00:56:14.000 Yeah.

00:56:14.000 And you're looking good.

00:56:15.000 Yeah.

00:56:16.000 No, just what I'm getting at is you're absolutely right, is that Ernie Sanders is the real insurgent communist political candidate.

00:56:22.000 All the others are synthetic, and you see them stealing the nomination from him again. 0.99

00:56:26.000 So what do you expect?

00:56:27.000 Let me ask this, Steven Crowder.

00:56:29.000 What happens as the dementia-addled, collapsing Biden is in a battle with Sanders, who is cogent, and has his communist and socialist armies?

00:56:40.000 What does that look like the next five months?

00:56:42.000 Well, that was going to be my question to you, but I go back and I think of, remember Matt Damon when he was talking about John McCain and Sarah Palin?

00:56:47.000 He said, you know, if you do the actuary tables, there's a very strong chance that Sarah Palin could be president. 0.63

00:56:51.000 I don't think someone this old should be president. 1.00

00:56:53.000 And she could have the key to the nuclear codes, implying that John McCain could die.

00:56:57.000 We're not hearing that so much about Bernie or Biden at this point.

00:57:00.000 All of a sudden, age has gone out the window.

00:57:03.000 You know, I don't know how it goes.

00:57:05.000 I think this is a good thing.

00:57:06.000 I think it's bad for the country.

00:57:07.000 I will say this in the sense that we might see the death throws from the left.

00:57:11.000 Donald Trump is likely going to win.

00:57:13.000 I think it's good for Trump.

00:57:14.000 So in the long term, it's good for the country.

00:57:16.000 But temporarily, I see the Democrats tearing each other apart and the rest of America being somewhat collateral damage.

00:57:22.000 And you see more antifas and Black Lives Matter.

00:57:25.000 That being said, I think Joe Biden goes into a general hobbled.

00:57:29.000 He doesn't have a leg to stand on.

00:57:30.000 And if if he did, he wouldn't be able to find it.

00:57:33.000 But I think it'll probably be Biden, and it'll be just a walk-off victory for Donald Trump.

00:57:38.000 What do you think, or what is your biggest concern going into 2020, and for the country at large, frankly?

00:57:43.000 Well, you can't fix perfection, so what you said is absolutely what I think.

00:57:47.000 That's literally out of my brain, it was like crazy.

00:57:49.000 That's exactly what I see, which then goes back to the same question.

00:57:53.000 What the hell's going on with Democrats?

00:57:54.000 It's one thing if they're corrupt or have problems, but to put a dude up that can't say one sentence straight?

00:57:59.000 I am legitimately freaked out by this, and And look, I like Trump on a lot of fronts.

00:58:04.000 I don't like him on a lot of fronts.

00:58:06.000 And the way he's not stood up against censorship, the way he's cozied up to the dictator of Turkey, there's just a lot of missing spaces there.

00:58:15.000 And then all the marbles are on Trump.

00:58:17.000 What happens once he doesn't need his constituents, once he's president-elect?

00:58:21.000 Because the media tried to say, oh, Jones secretly wanted Hillary in 2016. 1.00

00:58:25.000 But no, I wanted Trump. 1.00

00:58:27.000 I hate Hillary's guts. 1.00

00:58:29.000 But now I see Trump who doesn't need his constituents and now everybody's pro-Trump. 0.95

00:58:34.000 See, I'm the guy that's still pro-Trump, but not as much.

00:58:37.000 Because I'm the, what they call, you know, winner patriot here, not sunshine patriot.

00:58:42.000 I'm just asking conservatives, what are we gonna demand of Trump?

00:58:45.000 What are we gonna say we want from him when he does run the tables against the Democrats

00:58:50.000 and is not standing up against big tech and sure, censor people if they want,

00:58:56.000 but they can't coordinate with other big tech and have AI surveilling you in live time

00:59:01.000 on private messengers now on Facebook, controlling what you say.

00:59:04.000 This is the Chinese social credit score.

00:59:09.000 Well, let me ask you this.

00:59:11.000 Actually, I want to ask you this because I kind of go back and forth.

00:59:15.000 Yeah, I'm worried that without meeting his constituents, you know, because Donald Trump wasn't always a Republican.

00:59:19.000 He wasn't always super conservative.

00:59:20.000 I like to think there's been a change.

00:59:22.000 He is more conservative.

00:59:24.000 I have two minds about it.

00:59:25.000 Either it could be a second term where he's unfettered, and right now he's trying to play it a little safe until he gets there so he can hopefully enact more positive change, or at that point, do you think it's more likely that we see a side of Trump that we don't like when he doesn't need his voters anymore?

00:59:39.000 It could go either way, because typically a second term of a presidency is go hog wild and they get the bulk of their agenda done, the sort of things that might be a little bit harder to push through.

00:59:50.000 Well, exactly.

00:59:51.000 I think That as it becomes clear the Trumps could have won in a landslide barring election fraud.

00:59:56.000 So I don't think he has at the bank yet, but he's very close to that landslide.

01:00:01.000 That, okay, what do we as real patriots, nationalists, conservatives, Christians, what do we then demand of Trump?

01:00:08.000 Because we brought him to the party, we got him elected, and now he's there.

01:00:11.000 I think if we just sit back at the Trump cult, that he will then listen to other special interests.

01:00:16.000 And if one thing I know about Trump is true, it's that he responds to pressure.

01:00:20.000 He responds to what letters come in, what calls he gets, what he sees on the street.

01:00:24.000 So I'm just telling Americans, as we prepare with 242 days left for the election to win,

01:00:31.000 we better start discussing, hey, the real victory is holding

01:00:36.000 Donald Trump's feet to the fire.

01:00:37.000 And again, I'm not saying I'm against Trump.

01:00:38.000 I'm not trying to get- No, no, I think it's a good point.

01:00:41.000 Brownie points with Democrats.

01:00:43.000 I want brownie points for my family in the future.

01:00:45.000 And I'm just being honest that some of the choices I've seen Trump makes reminds me

01:00:49.000 that we better be engaged with him or he will forget us.

01:00:53.000 I don't think he's a bad guy, I think he's a good guy overall, but he literally remembers the last

01:00:57.000 thing he saw. And so that's why they try to isolate him so much. We had better be bullhorning

01:01:02.000 the White House and flying around airplanes above his events and at his events and calling him and

01:01:06.000 talk radio because he really does respond to populism. But if we don't respond, then it'll

01:01:12.000 be blacked out by the corporate media. And then we've got a big problem.

01:01:16.000 Yeah, no, I agree.

01:01:17.000 I think we need to hold his feet to the fire.

01:01:18.000 That's what we've tried to do here, and we did certainly through the primaries, and then support him as best we can.

01:01:23.000 I tell you what I would like to see.

01:01:25.000 When he first became president, one of his first actions was reversing the reversal of the Mexico City policy.

01:01:30.000 He's probably been the most pro-life president policy-wise that we've seen in recent years, which to me is really important.

01:01:36.000 So he got some of that done.

01:01:37.000 He got a lot done fiscally.

01:01:39.000 I would like to see him do that, like you're talking about, in getting an answer from people at big tech and finally actually holding their feet to the fire.

01:01:45.000 In determining the rules here going forward, because this is going to be the most important battlefront going forward as to whether companies want to identify as platforms or publishers, and what kind of protections they enjoy therein.

01:01:57.000 I think we at least need an answer, and that's what we don't have.

01:02:01.000 I think that's the first step, and I'm always amazed that it doesn't seem as though it's been pushed for.

01:02:05.000 We've seen a couple of tweets about it, but we haven't seen nearly as much action as I'd like to see.

01:02:09.000 I'd like to see that first, when he gets re-elected.

01:02:12.000 I mean, I totally agree that codifying, whether it's a utility or whether it's a private operation, if they're a private operation, they lose liability protection.

01:02:20.000 They're going to want to be utilities. 0.99

01:02:22.000 And the truth is, Hillary lost four years ago.

01:02:25.000 So they went to Google and Twitter and Facebook and said, you're going to help us win.

01:02:30.000 Well, guess what?

01:02:30.000 It shows they don't have as much power as they thought.

01:02:32.000 Despite all the censorship, the tables are totally turned against them.

01:02:36.000 but just as a citizen being surveilled on what I say in live time,

01:02:41.000 it's not just the censorship, it's that they're surveilling me in live time

01:02:44.000 to block what I'm saying.

01:02:45.000 Like six months ago, CNN's like, we believe Jones is still on WhatsApp on Facebook.

01:02:50.000 Well, he's not there, but we've issued a list of thousands we want banned.

01:02:53.000 And then Facebook goes, we're banning conservatives

01:02:55.000 that are sending private messages.

01:02:57.000 You're surveilling people's private messages because they're conservative?

01:03:01.000 That is like beyond communist China and is an existential threat. 0.75

01:03:05.000 So we just need to have a discussion.

01:03:07.000 Well, I wouldn't even say beyond Communist China.

01:03:09.000 I think a big reason for this is they have to play ball with international governments.

01:03:14.000 And you know what?

01:03:15.000 I think a lot of Americans don't realize freedom of speech, you don't even have to go to Communist China, doesn't exist in Canada.

01:03:20.000 It doesn't exist in the UK.

01:03:21.000 And if we don't stand up for it here, then Communist China becomes the standard bearer. 0.91

01:03:26.000 Yes.

01:03:26.000 Because whatever government demands a standard, then that becomes a standard.

01:03:29.000 So if America goes, oh, we're just free market, let companies do what they want, well, you just let communist China then exactly set the parameter and set the guidelines. 0.82

01:03:38.000 I think you have to go with the country that allowed you to create, to develop, to invest, to innovate a company. 0.55

01:03:44.000 And obviously where you're based, whether it's Google, whether it's Twitter, whether it's Facebook, you have to go by the guidelines, the rule book, the constitution here in the United States, especially if they're Anything resembling a public utility or a platform, because otherwise, like you said, if you're trying to play international ball, you go to the lowest common denominator, and I would have to be immediately hauled out in cuffs and handed over for a beheading for painting Mohammed. 0.86

01:04:06.000 So, there really is no barrier.

01:04:07.000 Well, Zeke and Steven, you'd be executed in Saudi Arabia, you'd be arrested in China, and is that really what, we built all this to just say, oh, we do business there now, so whatever your rule is, That's what I always tell Trump.

01:04:20.000 I've been sending letters that lawyers write up plans for him and all of it.

01:04:23.000 And that's, you just said it right there, that's it.

01:04:26.000 If we don't set standards, China does, and then they go, oh, there's no free speech. 0.96

01:04:30.000 So this argument of, oh, it's a free country, or it's a free company, that's not how it works.

01:04:34.000 In reality, it's multinational, and if we don't create something that America stands for, well, then we let everybody else define who we are.

01:04:42.000 Right.

01:04:42.000 And I don't even want to go all the way to China, just Canada.

01:04:45.000 That's crappy enough for me.

01:04:46.000 I don't even want to play by Canada's rules, that's why I left.

01:04:48.000 Oh, Canada's like arresting people, as you know, for like nothing.

01:04:53.000 Yeah, well, and people, obviously, a good friend of ours, Mike Ward, his co-host of his podcast, Pantelis, writes for the show.

01:05:00.000 Mike Ward just lost, has to go to the Supreme Court now for telling a joke before a human rights tribunal in Canada.

01:05:05.000 I'm going, wait, these are the same people?

01:05:05.000 Scary.

01:05:06.000 These are government officials who could be flagging your accounts on social media.

01:05:09.000 Okay, but getting back to, yeah, so I would like to see that first for a Donald Trump presidency.

01:05:14.000 Let me ask you this.

01:05:16.000 Do you think it's rigged against Bernie, or do you think these are the rules that Democrats have put in place and they kind of have to play by it?

01:05:21.000 Because I do always find it a little bit ironic that the party that opposes the Electoral College is the party that has superdelegates in the primaries.

01:05:28.000 And I'm not going to lie, I'm not that wonkish.

01:05:30.000 I still don't fully understand superdelegates.

01:05:32.000 It pretty much seems like, well, we get to pick whoever we want.

01:05:37.000 We interviewed, like, four years ago, a Hillary superdelegate from California. 0.99

01:05:42.000 Richard Reeves, our reporter, interviewed me.

01:05:44.000 You can find it online still, even though most of his stuff was deleted.

01:05:46.000 But just type in, Hillary superdelegate admits, or Hillary superdelegate says Hillary will be chosen. 1.00

01:05:52.000 And he goes, Bernie Sanders can win all he wants.

01:05:55.000 We've already been chosen by Hillary as superdelegates by the party.

01:05:58.000 She will win.

01:06:00.000 And that happened.

01:06:01.000 So, somebody like you or I who isn't into authoritarianism, we try to project normalcy and freedom onto it.

01:06:08.000 No, it's not there.

01:06:09.000 The Democrats have a rigged party system.

01:06:12.000 I'm not an enemy of Ted Cruz.

01:06:14.000 I think the guy's a great guy, but Ted Cruz tried to follow the Democrats, remember, and take like Colorado without a vote or whatever, but that didn't work.

01:06:21.000 As people fundamentally said, no delegates should go with the popular vote, but Democrats are so cultish that they stole the nomination from Bernie.

01:06:29.000 And you know what?

01:06:31.000 That was wrong fundamentally to do, but as a Machiavelli, I'm not a Machiavelli, but wearing a Machiavelli hat, Bernie might have beaten Trump in 2016, so the fact that Democrats are so corrupt, the fact that they piss in the face of populism, is why they continue to lose.

01:06:46.000 I mean, you know Bernie really is winning all these states.

01:06:49.000 I don't know that he's winning all of these states because he's doing really poorly with black voters and surprisingly with older white voters.

01:06:58.000 I just know what I see, and I'm in Texas, and I fly around, but you're probably, I mean, look, it's not scientific.

01:07:03.000 I just see Bernie Sanders stick.

01:07:05.000 Sorry, I wanted to ask you this about Texas.

01:07:06.000 Sorry, now, see, you're so high energy, then I get high energy, and then we're just like ping pong balls, bing, bing, bing, and it's like pong, but there's no stop.

01:07:12.000 Texas, a lot of people were surprised at Bernie's showing in Texas.

01:07:15.000 I've heard a lot of Democrats, an argument being made from Democrats, saying, well, you know what?

01:07:15.000 Right?

01:07:19.000 This shows how Bernie can actually reach the moderates, because Texas is a purple state.

01:07:23.000 And I go, hold on a second.

01:07:24.000 That is a gross misinterpretation.

01:07:25.000 In Texas, you have red Texas, freedom-loving Texans, as far-right libertarian, liberty-minded as you get, or communist nudies and hippie hollow.

01:07:35.000 You don't really have moderate Democrats in Texas, and that's why Bernie will win a place like Texas.

01:07:40.000 No, you're right.

01:07:40.000 It's true about Texas.

01:07:41.000 You've either got super libertarians, I wouldn't call them right-wingers, they're libertarians.

01:07:44.000 Like I said, you live here, you know that.

01:07:46.000 They're the libertarians or they're communists, and it gets more radical every day.

01:07:50.000 So yeah, no, I mean, I agree with that statement.

01:07:51.000 That's why Texas is so close to going blue, because it's just a divide.

01:07:55.000 There's not like a middle ground.

01:07:56.000 Right.

01:07:57.000 I want to ask you about this.

01:08:00.000 Bernie Sanders, didn't you guys some I think we have some some video here that will play his B-roll.

01:08:04.000 Some of your folks were assaulted, right, by the Bernie bros, the brown shirts at an Austin rally recently. 1.00

01:08:10.000 I got assaulted, so did Owen Troyer, and we couldn't even have the footage.

01:08:16.000 I mean, I had security guys that police said, go behind the rally 200 yards, that's where they're at.

01:08:21.000 So we're like 200 yards behind the back fence.

01:08:23.000 So we're like 500 yards from Bernie. 0.76

01:08:26.000 And like literally fat women start bouncing like a video game towards us and start attacking. 1.00

01:08:31.000 I had to leave that Sunday, go do my shows, I had to leave. 0.89

01:08:33.000 So they hit the security guard between the eyes, split his head open and just started insulting him.

01:08:38.000 We had to retreat because the Austin Police would do nothing.

01:08:42.000 I mean it was insane and imagine literally like four foot seven women that weigh like 400 pounds and they're just like going F you, die, attack, attack, attack. 1.00

01:08:52.000 It's overwhelming because if it's a man you'd go ahead and smack him. 0.87

01:08:56.000 But it's a little goblin woman and you don't know what to do. 1.00

01:08:56.000 Right. 1.00

01:08:59.000 This is what I worry.

01:09:00.000 You know, I know that everything you are saying is true, but do you ever worry that because of the way you describe it, people will say it's untrue?

01:09:07.000 Just because you said goblin woman literally bouncing. 0.99

01:09:11.000 I know it's entirely descriptive, but people are like, obviously Alex Jones, there are no goblin women.

01:09:14.000 I don't know what footage you got, but I've seen the footage.

01:09:16.000 I was there, where like, these little short women go boing, boing, boing, boing, and they're bouncing, and you're like, they're gonna stop, right? 0.99

01:09:24.000 Like, bam, right?

01:09:27.000 No, I was there.

01:09:31.000 Where was this Bernie rally?

01:09:33.000 Was it in a bouncy hop?

01:09:35.000 It was like they, they didn't even, if I wanted to take over the main fairgrounds, they would charge me like $30,000.

01:09:41.000 We tried to do it.

01:09:42.000 It was all free.

01:09:43.000 You had a huge Texas flag up and American flag.

01:09:46.000 And like I said, he's like 500 yards away.

01:09:47.000 They go, yeah, you can go to the back of the stadium, 200 yards.

01:09:50.000 The police go, this is your, this is your free speech zone.

01:09:52.000 So we're like there for bullhorning.

01:09:55.000 And then once he starts speaking.

01:09:57.000 They can't even hear us with a bullhorn.

01:09:58.000 They just start attacking like zombies.

01:10:01.000 And, and, and, you know, it was, I mean, believe me, I don't know what footage you've got, but if you, if you go to like Owen Schroer attacked or InfoWars security attack, it's in the footage and you see the women.

01:10:01.000 Yeah.

01:10:12.000 Yeah, I saw Owen.

01:10:13.000 I didn't see, I didn't see you get hit by the paraplegic on a bouncy ball, but.

01:10:17.000 I had just, I had just left.

01:10:19.000 I had already been at.

01:10:21.000 Yeah, I saw the Owen video, so I didn't know that the Owen Schroer.

01:10:24.000 You saw the green tooth woman? 0.53

01:10:26.000 I don't recall a green-toothed goblin, but I remember someone quite portly who was unattractive.

01:10:34.000 Man, you gotta watch these videos.

01:10:35.000 Okay, I'll need to see more of them.

01:10:40.000 And they're like, got green teeth.

01:10:41.000 They're like, we're hugging you.

01:10:42.000 And they start hugging, they start hitting you.

01:10:44.000 Okay.

01:10:45.000 There's hours of footage.

01:10:47.000 Okay.

01:10:47.000 All right.

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01:10:48.000 Speaking of hours, we, uh, we are going to go over.

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01:10:57.000 Let's talk about Roger Stone a little bit after this break.

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01:12:29.000 The story never added up, not coming out until his 30s or coiling from any physical intimacy with his alleged husband. 0.93

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01:13:12.000 We'll split her up. 1.00

01:13:14.000 Oh So

01:13:18.000 So So

01:13:42.000 Yeah, that was a good one.

01:13:56.000 Jarning Dance for people who are new.

01:13:57.000 That was the me when I was a kid, I jumped off the high dive at the public pool and then a lady pulled me out.

01:14:09.000 She was angry and she panicked and she told my parents, can you believe it?

01:14:12.000 And my parents were like, yeah, he jumps off the high dive all the time.

01:14:15.000 We don't want him to be scared.

01:14:16.000 We don't want to instill that in our son.

01:14:18.000 You know what is scary?

01:14:19.000 Some random lady just pulling you out of the hole. 1.00

01:14:22.000 It's terrifying.

01:14:23.000 And then she burned me with her cigarette and seemed to enjoy it.

01:14:27.000 That's sadistic. 0.60

01:14:28.000 Yeah, I think she was a sadist looking back.

01:14:29.000 By the way, Alex Jones, of course, there's an extended, I think it's like 20, 30 minutes, another 20, 30 minutes where we talk about a whole lot.

01:14:37.000 It's a fun guy.

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01:14:38.000 That's French for, it's whatever.

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01:15:27.000 Closing segment here.

01:15:28.000 This one, I wanted to talk about this.

01:15:30.000 This one's for the women out there. 1.00

01:15:33.000 Now here's why.

01:15:34.000 Because we get a lot of female viewers, particularly at live shows. 0.99

01:15:37.000 I'm always surprised it's maybe like 40% women, which is not very typical for a comedy show or a political programming period. 0.84

01:15:45.000 Whether it's left or right, women don't tend to be the major demographic there. 1.00

01:15:49.000 But we get women of all ages, colors, sexual orientations. 0.98

01:15:52.000 The one constant I would say is they tend to be strong-willed women, and as a general rule, quite fetching. 1.00

01:15:58.000 That's true.

01:15:58.000 Typically speaking, we have good-looking, now the men, no.

01:16:01.000 Covered in boils and sars and stuff.

01:16:04.000 Kind of oily.

01:16:05.000 Wheezing.

01:16:07.000 I really liked episode 242.

01:16:08.000 Stop it.

01:16:11.000 That's a good episode, though.

01:16:12.000 It is a good episode.

01:16:13.000 I don't even remember it, but he's right.

01:16:14.000 They're all good, that's why.

01:16:14.000 I'm sure it was good.

01:16:16.000 That's true.

01:16:16.000 Trick question.

01:16:17.000 So this is for the women, because I usually speak to, and I've had some letters from people, and you can send in, by the way, your video submissions to loudmouthcutter.com slash ask for anything, your fan art, your fan videos.

01:16:28.000 But I usually speak in these closes.

01:16:31.000 I directed it in men, because you speak to what you know.

01:16:34.000 And obviously I'm a man, but I don't want women who tune into this show a surprising number to be left out in the cold.

01:16:39.000 So this is for you, and I'll still be speaking about men, so hopefully helping you by letting you in the other team's huddle a little bit.

01:16:46.000 I've heard a lot of women, and we do it when we do life advice often on Mondays, that it's really hard to find a good man. 1.00

01:16:52.000 I hear this quite a bit from women out there. 1.00

01:16:54.000 And listen, it's true.

01:16:56.000 That is absolutely true.

01:16:57.000 It's hard to find a good man, just as it's hard to find a good woman. 1.00

01:17:01.000 In the era of feminism, it's hard for a man to find a woman who understands what being a good wife is. 1.00

01:17:06.000 That's just like it is for women and husbands. 1.00

01:17:08.000 It's not really something we're taught anymore, right?

01:17:10.000 We're taught, well, you don't have to be X.

01:17:13.000 You don't have to be masculine.

01:17:15.000 You don't have to be strong.

01:17:16.000 You can be sensitive.

01:17:17.000 For women, you don't have to be a stay-at-home mom. 1.00

01:17:19.000 You don't have to cook dinner.

01:17:20.000 You don't have to clean the house.

01:17:21.000 And you know what?

01:17:22.000 All of those things are true.

01:17:23.000 But it doesn't make you a better woman or a better wife.

01:17:26.000 They're just choices.

01:17:27.000 And most of these choices are amoral.

01:17:29.000 Okay?

01:17:30.000 But what we don't talk about nearly enough anymore is what you do have to be.

01:17:37.000 We talk about how you have to love yourself and how you don't have to fit into any molds, but what is it that you have to be?

01:17:43.000 What is it that you have to do?

01:17:44.000 Because in order for you to be a good woman or in order for someone to be a good man, there has to be a standard. 0.77

01:17:51.000 And I will say this.

01:17:53.000 For the women out there looking for a good man, there are certain things that a man has to do.

01:17:58.000 There are certain standards that you should be looking for.

01:18:00.000 And I think that women today are taught to look for the wrong things nearly always.

01:18:05.000 Let me explain.

01:18:06.000 First off, nice.

01:18:08.000 How often do you hear that?

01:18:09.000 Well, he's nice.

01:18:10.000 Could not be less relevant to looking for the right man.

01:18:13.000 Throw it out.

01:18:14.000 If you're looking for a good man, nice doesn't even enter into the equation.

01:18:18.000 Now, if you're asking, is he generous?

01:18:20.000 Is he compassionate?

01:18:21.000 Is he merciful?

01:18:22.000 Is he empathetic?

01:18:23.000 Does he treat people and women with respect?

01:18:25.000 These are all good things, of course, because these are character qualities.

01:18:29.000 Nice is not, because nice is circumstantial.

01:18:33.000 Eddie Haskell was nice.

01:18:35.000 Hitler was apparently nice to kids.

01:18:37.000 Osama Bin Laden apparently was really nice to kids.

01:18:39.000 And here's something that I think is important.

01:18:40.000 A lot of women, You'll choose a man because he's nice and then complain that, as a husband, we see this a lot, he's not living up to the expectations, or he isn't giving you what you need. 1.00

01:18:52.000 And then we go back to, it's difficult to find a good man.

01:18:54.000 Here's the deal.

01:18:56.000 It's important that you find a man, okay?

01:18:58.000 A husband, yes.

01:18:59.000 Let's not talk about nice, but who is loving toward you, who is compassionate toward you, who is considerate.

01:19:05.000 As a Christian, I believe that a husband should love his wife as Christ loved the church, which means it's his own body.

01:19:10.000 What does that mean?

01:19:10.000 You don't abuse your body.

01:19:11.000 You take care of it, you only get one.

01:19:13.000 So I'm going to assume, before I give you the rest of this advice, that you're starting off with that.

01:19:18.000 Not some domestic abuser who should be put behind bars, okay?

01:19:21.000 Don't take this out of context, otherwise this won't help you.

01:19:24.000 But something else I would like for you to take into consideration, women out there who find yourselves struggling to find a man, if you have to choose between a man who is generally nice, more specifically a man who values, I guess, nice, over righteous anger, You should pick righteous anger every time.

01:19:44.000 A man who values nice above all else is not a man who can lead a family.

01:19:48.000 He's not a man who can protect you.

01:19:50.000 He's not a man who most importantly can serve you.

01:19:54.000 And by the way, it's also pretty damn easy to be nice.

01:19:57.000 It's very easy to go through life being nice.

01:19:59.000 I'm not talking about being polite, but being the nice go-along get-along guy.

01:20:04.000 It's easy to be confrontationally evasive.

01:20:07.000 You know what's harder?

01:20:08.000 Righteous anger.

01:20:09.000 It's harder for a man to grow a spine and stick his neck out from the foxhole, get in the fray, when it's the right thing to do.

01:20:16.000 So if you're dating a man, or you're looking for a man, and he's nice, that's great.

01:20:20.000 But if you've never seen righteous anger, righteous indignation, if you've never seen him bow up the hair in the back of his neck stand up, you've never seen a guy who gets passionate about injustice or maybe comes close to getting his dukes up, that's cause for concern, ladies.

01:20:35.000 And I don't mean, when I say righteous anger, let me be really clear here, I don't mean that he gets mad because someone cut him off in the car, though I do, especially if people don't know the left lane is for passing.

01:20:45.000 Remember we both knew someone who got a ticket for going slow in the left lane?

01:20:49.000 Yeah. 0.76

01:20:51.000 The gayest ticket ever. 1.00

01:20:52.000 Justice.

01:20:53.000 And by the way, I don't just mean physically protecting his wife when I'm talking about a man.

01:20:58.000 I'll tell you this.

01:20:59.000 Okay, let me give you an example.

01:21:00.000 I had my wife come home from work.

01:21:02.000 And there was a woman who was, not basically, she was psychologically, verbally abusive toward my wife.

01:21:09.000 Maybe there was some jealousy, I don't know, I don't want to copy-paste motivation, but the actions were unacceptable.

01:21:14.000 And I remember hearing the stories, one in particular, my wife came home and she was really upset, you know, she maybe was crying a little bit, and I remember thinking, God, you know, I wish this person, this broad were a man so I could go over and settle this thing. 1.00

01:21:29.000 And I don't mean assault him, but I mean have a man-to-man talk.

01:21:32.000 But I can't. Can't do that when it's a woman. 1.00

01:21:34.000 But I did talk to her.

01:21:36.000 Um, and that righteous anger, by the way, it stems not from nice.

01:21:41.000 It stems... this is something that I think a lot of women miss. 0.61

01:21:44.000 Righteous anger and aggression in men, it stems from love.

01:21:51.000 In that instance, it stems from love for my wife.

01:21:55.000 So the easy thing in that scenario would be to be nice.

01:21:58.000 Oh, well, things happen.

01:22:00.000 It is what it is.

01:22:00.000 That's what we hear a lot.

01:22:01.000 Don't you love when you hear that?

01:22:02.000 Oh, it is what it is.

01:22:03.000 You know what someone is usually saying when they say that? 0.98

01:22:06.000 They're actually saying, well, I is a p***y. That's what they're saying. 0.98

01:22:11.000 So I want you to think, if you're a woman out there and you're looking at a man, kind of think of it as a puppy.

01:22:15.000 You ever had to pick a puppy out?

01:22:17.000 I don't advocate for pet shops, but maybe at a breeder.

01:22:20.000 You're looking at a bunch of puppies, you take one from the litter, what do you do?

01:22:23.000 You take the dog, especially, by the way, if you have kids, you roughhouse him a little bit.

01:22:27.000 You roll him over, you wrestle him or her, you grab a chew toy, you play some tug-of-war.

01:22:31.000 You want to see if that dog has a little bit of fight in him, particularly if you're looking for a guard dog for the family.

01:22:36.000 And by the way, when you're looking for a husband, a good man, you're always looking for a guard dog.

01:22:41.000 You are not looking, ever, in that instance, for a golden retriever.

01:22:45.000 Period.

01:22:46.000 Fun for a dog, never for a husband. 0.88

01:22:47.000 You want your husband to be a German Shepherd, a Rottweiler, a Doggo Argentino.

01:22:50.000 You want bridled power or it will harm you more than having a husband who is maybe a little easier to handle but who has some spine. 0.97

01:22:59.000 And I see women Looking in the wrong place all the time and they're disappointed. 0.86

01:23:04.000 And I understand that you're disappointed in what you find in men.

01:23:07.000 It's because you've been lied to.

01:23:09.000 It's because we've failed young men in teaching them how to be men.

01:23:12.000 How to grow into adult men.

01:23:14.000 In teaching them how to be powerful and how to bridle their power.

01:23:18.000 And I mean physically, emotionally, spiritually.

01:23:21.000 We need to develop powerful young men so that we can teach them how to bridle that power.

01:23:26.000 And we failed a lot of young men in not teaching them what righteous anger, when righteous indignation is appropriate.

01:23:33.000 And we failed young women too, by the way.

01:23:36.000 I'm telling you, women out there, you've been failed by many mothers, by, I hate to say it, many leaders in the church.

01:23:42.000 Certainly by feminism and not being taught what to look for in a man and what it is that you should seek in a man. 1.00

01:23:48.000 And so what happens?

01:23:49.000 What happens?

01:23:49.000 We end up with this where women focus on nice and then say it's really hard to find a good guy.

01:23:55.000 We focus on a temporary, transient happiness, on a get-along attitude, and we end up with a lot of women who are unhappy and men who are unhappy because they don't feel good about themselves. 1.00

01:24:06.000 It doesn't feel good to be a spineless pussy. 1.00

01:24:10.000 So let me tell you this, if you talk to a lot of women out there who've had a divorce, or a marriage on the rocks, barring obviously sex and finances, which are sort of the root cause of a lot of problems in marriage, but if we're talking about individual problems with their spouse, and I would encourage you to, women this is a test for you right now, think of women who maybe are in your circle of friends, who are maybe having a rough go on their marriage, be supportive of them, and also maybe find out why. 0.99

01:24:38.000 Ask women who've had unsuccessful relationships what the problem was. 0.99

01:24:41.000 I guarantee you, you will more often get a response from women that their husband just didn't care.

01:24:47.000 That their husband just checked out.

01:24:49.000 That there wasn't any passion anymore.

01:24:51.000 And often, you know what?

01:24:53.000 Often that lack of passion, that he doesn't care, that's what leads to cheating.

01:24:57.000 Now, of course, I hate that I always have to say this, but people will take things out of context.

01:25:02.000 We have to take out the extreme examples, the domestic abusers, on both sides of the equation.

01:25:06.000 I don't want you to misconstrue what I'm saying.

01:25:08.000 When you eliminate those monsters who should be behind bars, often women, the ones who complain about their husbands, the complaint is, you know what? 0.99

01:25:17.000 He's just not really much of a man.

01:25:20.000 And then I want you to ask, Women who've had successful relationships, or women who really love their husband.

01:25:26.000 What he's like.

01:25:27.000 Almost always, almost invariably, they'll come back with an answer like, well, he's difficult, sometimes I want to strangle him, but they love him.

01:25:33.000 There's passion there.

01:25:34.000 And you know what?

01:25:35.000 That man who shows righteous anger, that man who shows, by the way, sometimes virtuous violence.

01:25:40.000 A lot of people, we assume that violence is bad.

01:25:42.000 Not advocating violence for no reason, but sometimes violence is virtuous.

01:25:47.000 Sometimes violence is used to rape somebody. 0.97

01:25:49.000 Terrible.

01:25:50.000 Sometimes violence is used to stop a rape.

01:25:53.000 So how do you know it's righteous?

01:25:55.000 You know that it's righteous or virtuous when it's aimed at evil, when it's aimed at injustice.

01:26:01.000 But if a man isn't strong, if a man doesn't have power, he can't aim anything.

01:26:07.000 And righteous anger, by the way, I want to be really clear, women, so that you don't find some domestically abusive guy, this righteous anger should never be aimed at you from your spouse. 0.55

01:26:17.000 Now, they can be angry for you.

01:26:20.000 That's a miscommunication that often happens with women and you're told that it's toxic. 1.00

01:26:25.000 There's a miscommunication and sometimes you think your husband's mad at you or the guy who you're dating and they're actually mad for you.

01:26:31.000 I've had this happen.

01:26:32.000 My wife, in the situation I was talking about with this woman at work, I got upset. 1.00

01:26:36.000 Why?

01:26:37.000 Because I wanted to fix the problem for my wife and I couldn't.

01:26:40.000 And I was furious.

01:26:42.000 And then we figured out how to bridge that gap in communication.

01:26:45.000 But I want you, women out there, this is the test for you this week. 1.00

01:26:48.000 This is the challenge.

01:26:48.000 I want you to ask women who you know, who you respect, who have husbands, ask them if their husbands have a backbone.

01:26:56.000 Ask them if they've seen his righteous indignation, particularly the ones who have strong husbands.

01:27:00.000 And then I want you to ask them if there's ever been infidelity.

01:27:02.000 And then I want you to ask them if there's ever been domestic abuse.

01:27:05.000 Then I want you to ask them if they've ever feared for their safety.

01:27:08.000 In most cases, they won't have.

01:27:09.000 There are exceptions.

01:27:11.000 As a general rule, that's not the case.

01:27:12.000 Because the abuse, this is important, the abuse, the mistreatment, the bullying that comes, the bullying that happens toward women at the hands of men, it happens at the hands of weak men who stand for nothing.

01:27:26.000 And never stick their neck out angrily for the righteous.

01:27:31.000 So, they go along to get along.

01:27:32.000 Why?

01:27:33.000 Because being nice makes it easier to get your way.

01:27:37.000 It's a lot easier to avoid conflict.

01:27:39.000 It's also a lot easier to lie.

01:27:43.000 So, listen. 0.98

01:27:45.000 A man out there who is nice and has never been angry righteously is a coward. 1.00

01:27:52.000 He's weak. 0.99

01:27:53.000 And ultimately that's the kind of man who is likely to end up being a bully. 0.95

01:27:58.000 Why?

01:27:58.000 Because bullies typically pick the target that's smaller than them.

01:28:02.000 The weaker target.

01:28:04.000 The weakest target they can find.

01:28:05.000 That's what a bully is.

01:28:06.000 A bully isn't someone who goes in and picks a fight and loses.

01:28:09.000 A bully is someone who tortures small animals.

01:28:11.000 Right? 0.99

01:28:12.000 A sociopath. 0.99

01:28:12.000 That's what a bully is. 0.99

01:28:13.000 And a weak, nice man is far more likely to bully his wife than a strong, aggressive, but righteous man.

01:28:20.000 So women, please. 1.00

01:28:22.000 I have to get going here.

01:28:22.000 If you've been looking for nice, if you've been looking for something that works and that it just feels right and fits, okay, I'd encourage you to do a 180 right now.

01:28:33.000 If it's not been working for you, stop looking for nice.

01:28:35.000 Start looking for backbone.

01:28:37.000 Start looking for principle.

01:28:38.000 Start looking for a man who, you know, might be a little bit difficult.

01:28:42.000 Look for a man where, you know what?

01:28:45.000 It may not just click.

01:28:47.000 It may not fit perfectly right away.

01:28:48.000 There may be some puzzle pieces that you're going to have to fit, that you're going to have to work with.

01:28:52.000 And then, if he's the right one, link arms with him and love together.

01:28:56.000 Be tender together.

01:28:58.000 Support, serve each other.

01:29:00.000 And be righteously angry together about the same things.

01:29:05.000 That's what you look for in a man.

01:29:07.000 Not nice.

01:29:08.000 See you next week.

01:29:09.000 One billion views.

Louder with Crowder - March 06, 2020

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