Louder with Crowder - January 30, 2026


BREAKING: Don Lemon Arrested - What Now?


Episode Stats

Length

17 minutes

Words per Minute

149.68541

Word Count

2,617

Sentence Count

359

Misogynist Sentences

9

Hate Speech Sentences

19


Summary

Don Lemon arrested for sodomy in a church. It's a fun day to see a gay Batman in a town hall hall hall. It's Friday. That's the difference between Friday and Saturday. Don't miss it!


Transcript

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00:00:23.000 Talked about grandpa.
00:00:24.000 Waking up, talk about Kingdom.
00:01:15.000 Love the flow.
00:01:21.000 69.
00:01:22.000 Now it's time for new, believable people.
00:01:26.000 And we must do it.
00:01:28.000 If we don't control insiders, this will be over and over.
00:01:33.000 To lead it by an eddy.
00:01:35.000 Big, fat.
00:01:36.000 Love, it's like common ground.
00:01:38.000 To hold the spread of lies.
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00:02:02.000 Communication.
00:02:03.000 Very much higher.
00:02:05.000 America first.
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00:02:10.000 Time to stop.
00:02:12.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.
00:02:14.000 More of insiders fighting for insiders.
00:02:18.000 Time to stop.
00:02:19.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.
00:02:22.000 America first.
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00:04:46.000 For today.
00:05:02.000 It's Friday.
00:05:03.000 That's the difference.
00:05:04.000 Well, because the last thing I see before I go live is Don Lemon.
00:05:07.000 Tool man's adjusting.
00:05:08.000 He's like, I'm going to adjust the lighting.
00:05:09.000 I look like Casper the Casper the queer ghost.
00:05:12.000 It looks so much better.
00:05:13.000 He looks so much better.
00:05:15.000 Trust us.
00:05:17.000 Comment.
00:05:19.000 All right, glad to be with you.
00:05:20.000 It's Friday.
00:05:21.000 Don Lemon arrested for sodomy.
00:05:24.000 That's what he did.
00:05:25.000 In a church.
00:05:26.000 In a church.
00:05:27.000 What else do we have?
00:05:28.000 Oh, gay Batman.
00:05:29.000 And look, it's Friday.
00:05:29.000 That's fun.
00:05:31.000 I'm going to tell you the truth here.
00:05:32.000 We've been, you know, pretty intense this week.
00:05:35.000 Today really has no point other than it's funny.
00:05:40.000 It's a fun day.
00:05:41.000 It's a fun day to see a gay Batman in a town hall lose his mind.
00:05:45.000 It's a fun day to see gay Don Lemon arrested doing gay things.
00:05:48.000 And it's a fun thing to see the picture-perfect lady to be cast as a Jewish Mexican be shunned because she's not Jewy or Mexican-y enough.
00:05:57.000 It's a fun day.
00:05:59.000 Whatever.
00:05:59.000 Also, the attempt to break out of Mangione.
00:06:03.000 Like, yeah, I got a whisk and a potato peeler.
00:06:06.000 So it's just a, it's, it's Friday, 11 a.m. Eastern spaghetti.
00:06:10.000 If you're watching on YouTube, you only get 10 minutes because Friday is a love letter to Mug Club, the OGs, and Mug Club is no Rumble Premium.
00:06:18.000 Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you?
00:06:19.000 I am doing really, really well.
00:06:21.000 Well, Don Lemon got arrested.
00:06:21.000 Why?
00:06:23.000 Why?
00:06:24.000 Do you think he should be?
00:06:25.000 Yes, 100%.
00:06:26.000 All right.
00:06:26.000 I'll tell you why, too.
00:06:27.000 It's not a First Amendment issue at all.
00:06:29.000 Ooh, a cliffhanger.
00:06:30.000 Wait, let's go.
00:06:32.000 Stick around.
00:06:32.000 Let me guess.
00:06:33.000 Gerald is indignant.
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00:06:45.000 Don't.
00:06:46.000 I don't care.
00:06:47.000 Saturday for February 14th, Hervey Theater, Dallas, Texas.
00:06:50.000 That's in Dallas, Texas, on the Day, Josh Feierstein.
00:06:54.000 That's right.
00:06:55.000 I bet I'm guessing Gerald's problem is that it's something about Don Lemon being black.
00:07:01.000 No, that.
00:07:01.000 Yeah.
00:07:02.000 Well, it's there.
00:07:04.000 It's on the surface.
00:07:05.000 My thing, too.
00:07:06.000 All right.
00:07:09.000 Why did I write down swing sticks?
00:07:10.000 I don't even know what this is.
00:07:11.000 I tried to insult, and he just owned it.
00:07:14.000 He's like, yeah, that's part of it.
00:07:16.000 Oh, I know what this means, Frida, an anti-Semitic cartoon.
00:07:19.000 I remember that.
00:07:19.000 Okay.
00:07:20.000 These are my run-through notes that just make no sense sometimes.
00:07:23.000 Just killing punchlines here.
00:07:24.000 No, I'm not.
00:07:26.000 Poor Shadowman.
00:07:28.000 Let's keep it PG-13 today because my.
00:07:31.000 Okay.
00:07:31.000 Mental health.
00:07:32.000 We have a mental, like, we don't have a mental health crisis in the way like feminist women have been trying to say.
00:07:37.000 We're like, you know, men just need to toxic masculine.
00:07:40.000 Like, shut up.
00:07:41.000 We do, I would say, we have a lot of mentally ill people.
00:07:45.000 You saw that nurse who was relieved of duty who suggested poisoning ice.
00:07:49.000 You comment if this is your interpretation of that.
00:07:52.000 I see it and I go, okay, obviously this is a sick individual and they get what they deserve.
00:07:56.000 Normal people don't post instructions for potential murder on social media.
00:08:02.000 That's not a normal thing.
00:08:04.000 Maybe smile, too.
00:08:05.000 Even if you think it, I mean, everyone at some point, we can agree on two things, right?
00:08:10.000 Everyone at some point will be like, I'm going to kill that person right now, right?
00:08:12.000 Everyone has felt that way, right?
00:08:14.000 Or that or guys, right?
00:08:17.000 Yeah.
00:08:17.000 Well, no, easy, Hassan.
00:08:21.000 But he didn't say, you know what, the best course of action is to type every single thought on social media.
00:08:29.000 This is a weird time.
00:08:31.000 And I think it stems from the me generation, obviously narcissism, where people can't even, they can't get an F with a red pen.
00:08:37.000 They can't be shellacked in a soccer game where everything was about building up self-esteem.
00:08:41.000 And so everyone thinks that the whole world actually cares about all their thoughts.
00:08:45.000 I think most people would be very shocked if you understood how quickly people move on from thinking about you outside of your direct circle.
00:08:52.000 Most people just, they don't care.
00:08:54.000 Most people are not worried about your stuff.
00:08:56.000 And that brings us to this.
00:08:58.000 This is a man.
00:08:59.000 He chose to dress up as Batman and go to a town hall.
00:09:06.000 And it's actually, when you watch it, it's worse than I just described it.
00:09:11.000 You need to do something about getting these policies into writing, ensuring that your officers do not cooperate with ICE, ensuring that they cannot.
00:09:22.000 Tactical belt doesn't match his outfit.
00:09:24.000 It's Odie Green.
00:09:26.000 Before more people die.
00:09:29.000 Yes, more people die.
00:09:31.000 I don't think I need to go into how many people have been shot, how many people have been taken, how many children have been abducted and used as bait to shot every single day.
00:09:45.000 Why are you wearing a mask, coward?
00:09:47.000 I don't want you to sit back and watch.
00:09:48.000 I want you to f ⁇ ing do something.
00:09:50.000 Oh, tough guy.
00:09:51.000 Tough bad.
00:09:52.000 Each and every one of these people who have came up has been very polite, very earnest, very kind, pleading you, begging you to do something.
00:10:01.000 Pleading with you.
00:10:02.000 I'm not begging you.
00:10:03.000 I'm fing demanding that you act with some semblance of a f ⁇ ing spine.
00:10:10.000 Do something.
00:10:15.000 They play him out.
00:10:16.000 I know, yeah.
00:10:17.000 He turns around with his padded quads over his fat knock knees.
00:10:21.000 He gets into his Hyundai accent.
00:10:23.000 Yes.
00:10:23.000 Well, the hero that Santa Clara, not the hero Santa Clara needs, but the one it deserves was something.
00:10:43.000 It's time for a town hall robbing.
00:10:46.000 No, his psychic's not Robin.
00:10:48.000 It's Nobin.
00:10:51.000 My favorite part is when he bashed his hand on the table and then had to pause because he didn't know what to do because his thing hurt.
00:10:58.000 These are padded gloves.
00:11:00.000 All right, Nobbin.
00:11:01.000 That's enough polishing.
00:11:09.000 Don't look at me with one eye.
00:11:10.000 Lay off my batwing.
00:11:15.000 Swear to share.
00:11:19.000 That's not normal.
00:11:21.000 He didn't even do the voice, by the way, which I'm disappointed.
00:11:23.000 He didn't do the Batman voice.
00:11:25.000 No.
00:11:26.000 Where are they?
00:11:27.000 I'm pleading.
00:11:28.000 He didn't do any of that.
00:11:29.000 I'm not pleading.
00:11:30.000 I'm demanding.
00:11:31.000 It's like, how are you going to do it?
00:11:34.000 I thought I just did.
00:11:36.000 Sir, you're in a Batman outfit.
00:11:38.000 We can't take you seriously.
00:11:39.000 Nobbin, they're onto us.
00:11:41.000 To the Kachmobile.
00:11:43.000 All right.
00:11:43.000 I have to go finish my shift at Six Flags Magic Mountain.
00:11:48.000 But I don't like it.
00:11:50.000 I'm on a 15-minute smoke break.
00:11:57.000 And then people say, when are we not going to be so polarized?
00:12:00.000 When you stop doing that, how about that?
00:12:03.000 Like, I already think there needs to be some more decorum in courtrooms when I see someone with like a bunch of nose rings and pink hair.
00:12:03.000 Let us know.
00:12:08.000 Like, no, you shouldn't like that at a town hall.
00:12:11.000 Like, come on.
00:12:12.000 We're supposed to take you seriously.
00:12:13.000 I thought it was going to be like Alex Stein for a minute.
00:12:15.000 Yeah.
00:12:16.000 I don't have to tell you how many people have been shot to.
00:12:19.000 How many children have been used as bait?
00:12:21.000 Zero.
00:12:23.000 Be a short list.
00:12:23.000 Well.
00:12:26.000 Son of a gun.
00:12:27.000 I guess Batman's taking the bus home.
00:12:29.000 Don Lemon.
00:12:30.000 Speaking of gay.
00:12:31.000 Don Lemon.
00:12:32.000 Noted Christian sodomite.
00:12:37.000 That's a good title.
00:12:38.000 And here's the thing.
00:12:39.000 You guys let me know.
00:12:40.000 Jesus of our time.
00:12:41.000 Yeah, I would say.
00:12:42.000 I wouldn't say.
00:12:43.000 I go back and forth.
00:12:46.000 Do gay guys not fare well in prison or do they fare really well in prison?
00:12:50.000 I think it's a vacation.
00:12:52.000 See, here's the thing: it's not about whether you like having anal sex or not.
00:12:59.000 It's about the consent.
00:13:03.000 You know, he's not getting attractive guys in there.
00:13:03.000 Right.
00:13:05.000 Yeah.
00:13:06.000 You know, he's not getting kind men that are treating him well.
00:13:09.000 He's not.
00:13:09.000 That's not what he's getting.
00:13:10.000 He's not getting a spaghetti dinner.
00:13:12.000 But still, that's kind of what he's used to.
00:13:14.000 Because in the wise words of Norm McDonald's, yeah, you know, you never heard.
00:13:17.000 No one's ever said, yeah, he made love to my ass.
00:13:22.000 Stop for Don Lamone.
00:13:25.000 No, because what if, you know, here's the thing.
00:13:26.000 Well, what if he's I was going to say, what if he's a talk normally, but he goes to prison and they're like, you don't get top privileges here.
00:13:41.000 You get bottom up on top.
00:13:42.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:13:43.000 You got to work your way up to the top, buddy.
00:13:45.000 Yeah, you got to work your way up.
00:13:47.000 It's harder than I thought.
00:13:50.000 All right.
00:13:52.000 We'll tell you how it started, and we'll tell you how it's going, okay?
00:13:52.000 All right.
00:13:56.000 Because we covered it while it happened.
00:13:57.000 You know, Don Lamone, noted Christian theologian sodomite, decided to take an active role in storming a church and disrupting peaceful worship.
00:14:07.000 And then obviously became antagonistic with the pastor there.
00:14:12.000 So let's go back to then.
00:14:15.000 Don Lemon was quite bold and he even called out federal officials, telling them to come get, come get, not on me.
00:14:26.000 Look, I stand proud and I stand tall.
00:14:28.000 This is not a victory lap for me.
00:14:30.000 It's not over.
00:14:31.000 They're going to try again and they're going to try again.
00:14:33.000 And guess what?
00:14:33.000 Here I am.
00:14:35.000 Keep trying.
00:14:36.000 That's not going to stop me from being a journalist.
00:14:38.000 You're not going to do that.
00:14:39.000 Try harder.
00:14:40.000 Go ahead, make me the new Jimmy Kimmel if you want.
00:14:44.000 What?
00:14:44.000 Because I'm not going anywhere and I'm going to believe the same things.
00:14:47.000 Was that his?
00:14:48.000 I'll be your huntleberry?
00:14:49.000 Whatever.
00:14:50.000 Yeah.
00:14:51.000 You want to bet?
00:14:51.000 You're going wherever people tell you to go.
00:14:54.000 Yes.
00:14:54.000 And Andrew Wilson and Joe Rogan were talking about this in the show where Andrew Wilson, he really did.
00:15:00.000 He just perfectly encapsulated this.
00:15:02.000 He said, Don Lemon doesn't realize, and I've been saying this for years, too.
00:15:06.000 Your opinions don't, no one brought you on because they thought that you had insightful opinions.
00:15:09.000 You were the gay black guy.
00:15:11.000 You checked boxes.
00:15:11.000 Yes.
00:15:12.000 And he actually believed, like, yeah, you know what?
00:15:14.000 People really need to hear what I have to say.
00:15:16.000 No, you are a gay black man, and that's it.
00:15:21.000 You're just your gay black man, and that's why you had a job.
00:15:23.000 And he was good at journalism things at that time, like reading a prompter, having a smile that people enjoy.
00:15:30.000 Being gay and black.
00:15:31.000 Being gay and black.
00:15:32.000 You got to go back to that.
00:15:33.000 Don't forget.
00:15:34.000 Being black and gay.
00:15:35.000 Yep.
00:15:35.000 Depending on the sequence.
00:15:36.000 Yes.
00:15:37.000 So that brings us to now.
00:15:40.000 Come and get me, feds.
00:15:42.000 Oh, shoot.
00:15:43.000 You, you did.
00:15:43.000 He was arrested last night.
00:15:45.000 Breaking news now, just into our CNN newsroom.
00:15:48.000 We are learning.
00:15:49.000 Journalist, former colleague of ours, former CNN anchor Don Lemon, has been taken in arrested just days after a protest inside a Minneapolis church.
00:16:01.000 Now, he has maintained that he was going in as a journalist to cover the protest.
00:16:06.000 Oh, he maintained it.
00:16:09.000 Well, this morning at his arraignment, he actually gave his explanation for his actions.
00:16:13.000 I was drunk.
00:16:22.000 I'm drunk now.
00:16:30.000 I'm drunk right now.
00:16:35.000 That would actually be a good excuse.
00:16:36.000 Yeah.
00:16:37.000 I'd be like, oh, that makes sense.
00:16:38.000 It's Sunday.
00:16:40.000 You know, we assume that you're just at a stable baseline of poppers, like a bane mask, and so you add alcohol to the mix.
00:16:46.000 I thought it was a conga line.
00:16:48.000 And for those of you who are new to this.
00:16:50.000 Conga?
00:16:52.000 What?
00:16:54.000 It's a Congo line with Tom.
00:16:56.000 It's a Congo line.
00:16:57.000 He's in line to get his battery stuff.
00:17:01.000 This all, let me just give you a refresher.
00:17:02.000 This is what he did.
00:17:03.000 Watch.
00:17:04.000 There's nothing in the Constitution that tells you what time you can protest.
00:17:09.000 There's a Constitution in the First Amendment to freedom of speech and freedom to assemble and protest.
00:17:13.000 I'm not part of the group.
00:17:14.000 I'm just here photographing.
00:17:16.000 I'm a journalist.
00:17:17.000 You can protest at any time.
00:17:18.000 That's the whole point of it, is to disrupt.
00:17:20.000 That is what this country is about.
00:17:24.000 Okay, so we don't know the charges as of this moment in time.