Louder with Crowder - November 12, 2024


Breaking Down Trump’s New Cabinet Superteam


Episode Stats

Length

57 minutes

Words per Minute

176.12679

Word Count

10,095

Sentence Count

1,053

Misogynist Sentences

45

Hate Speech Sentences

45


Summary

On this week's show, the guys discuss the latest in the ongoing saga of the Trump administration, the latest on the election, and much, much more. Plus, the usual nonsense. Thanks to our sponsor, Rumble!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 So, Mr. Snowden, Snipes, uh, spoke with the IRS. Slight problem.
00:00:21.000 Seems to avoid taxes you falsely filed as a non-resident.
00:00:25.000 Yeah, we can't help you.
00:00:28.000 Sink your $5 ass down before I make change.
00:00:32.000 Kate?
00:00:32.000 Hey.
00:00:33.000 Nope.
00:00:34.000 We get that you're stressed.
00:00:36.000 Okay, we all have stress, but you cannot list, as your state of origin, the shadow world.
00:00:41.000 The bridge between what is reality and...
00:00:45.000 The unreal is very small.
00:00:48.000 Yeah, but you clearly were born in America, so...
00:00:51.000 Daywalker is not a citizenship.
00:00:53.000 Well, maybe I don't see it that way.
00:00:55.000 Okay, but here on Earth, we pay taxes in this country as human beings, and therein lies the problem.
00:01:04.000 You worry too much, old man.
00:01:07.000 Old man?
00:01:08.000 Look at you.
00:01:10.000 I'm only 34.
00:01:10.000 I'm 37.
00:01:11.000 Looks like your mascara's running.
00:01:18.000 Well, you're not getting it, Wesley.
00:01:21.000 What do you think I'm stupid?
00:01:23.000 Yes.
00:01:24.000 Yes, because you listed as a dependent a bat.
00:01:28.000 I did.
00:01:31.000 You don't understand the problem.
00:01:33.000 Look, I don't need a history lesson.
00:01:35.000 Okay.
00:01:36.000 Assuming you're a vampire, you clearly would be the bat.
00:01:41.000 You can't list yourself as a dependent.
00:01:43.000 Great, Danny Proto-chan.
00:01:48.000 Mr.
00:01:52.000 Snipes, you list as home office coffin.
00:01:58.000 What's the square footage on that?
00:02:00.000 1600 what?
00:02:01.000 Don't let the IRS take advantage of you.
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00:02:13.000 We'll be right back.
00:02:42.000 We'll be right back.
00:02:54.000 Many, many tens of thousands of you were still staying with us there yesterday, so we've got something for you.
00:03:00.000 Let's get to the rundown.
00:03:01.000 I don't know if you know this, but there's some election denial afoot.
00:03:04.000 From the left, here's the thing.
00:03:06.000 There...
00:03:07.000 It makes no sense.
00:03:10.000 And I'll disabuse you of the notion if you think that this election was stolen.
00:03:14.000 Now, I will say, I question the results as I did the last election because, you know, the giant trucks as you witnessed election night with us going into Philadelphia.
00:03:23.000 It was safer and more secure in spite of some efforts from the left.
00:03:30.000 But to argue that it was stolen from Donald Trump makes no sense.
00:03:33.000 The view melted down over the border czar pick we spoke about yesterday.
00:03:36.000 And we're going to go through the top cabinet positions that we're looking at with this administration.
00:03:40.000 And there's a theme.
00:03:42.000 It is a concerted approach, targeted approach in international policy, and a cost-efficient approach when you look at all the picks together.
00:03:49.000 So actually it's something I'm excited to see.
00:03:51.000 And Germany ran out of paper, but we'll get to that in a second.
00:03:55.000 When we're talking about Germany today, that means there's a very good chance that at some point, if you're watching on YouTube, you see this.
00:04:03.000 Head on over to Rumble.
00:04:04.000 It's a weekday show, 10 a.m.
00:04:06.000 Eastern, and especially now with Rumble Premium ad free, there's no reason to watch on YouTube.
00:04:09.000 YouTube sucks.
00:04:10.000 Captain Morgan, number two CEO, how are you?
00:04:12.000 I'm good.
00:04:12.000 Do you ever, like, put your headphones on and, like, lose control of one of them and, like, whack yourself?
00:04:16.000 No, I have control of my neuromuscular function.
00:04:19.000 I kind of like boxed my left ear.
00:04:20.000 Oh, well, Parkinson's can be funny.
00:04:22.000 We'll keep an eye on it.
00:04:22.000 I'm recovering.
00:04:23.000 I whacked myself this morning.
00:04:26.000 That's different.
00:04:28.000 I ran into a wall.
00:04:30.000 That's good.
00:04:30.000 I've done that too.
00:04:31.000 There's really no coming back from that when you walk into a wall, especially when it's a wall that's been in that same house since you've lived there.
00:04:38.000 You're like, where did this come from?
00:04:39.000 Yes.
00:04:39.000 Mr.
00:04:40.000 Feierstein, by the way.
00:04:40.000 I forgot that.
00:04:41.000 You're going to be Friday, Saturday.
00:04:43.000 Is it November 15th and 16th?
00:04:45.000 Yeah, this week.
00:04:46.000 JP's Comedy Club, Gilbert, Arizona.
00:04:47.000 Go out, guys.
00:04:48.000 Go out and enjoy live comedy.
00:04:50.000 It's time to celebrate with your fellow thing.
00:04:52.000 Yeah.
00:04:55.000 What?
00:04:57.000 Best promo ever.
00:04:58.000 Cut that for me.
00:04:59.000 I forgot.
00:04:59.000 We don't have that hoodie anymore.
00:05:00.000 Oh, we don't have this anymore?
00:05:01.000 We don't sell this anymore?
00:05:02.000 This is an exclusive?
00:05:03.000 Yeah.
00:05:04.000 I don't think we have it anymore.
00:05:05.000 Jealous?
00:05:07.000 I had your shirt.
00:05:07.000 I cut my lip.
00:05:08.000 You walked into a wall.
00:05:09.000 I cut my lip.
00:05:10.000 What?
00:05:10.000 We should get to the show?
00:05:11.000 No, we need to re-release that shirt.
00:05:13.000 Okay.
00:05:14.000 We should do it.
00:05:15.000 Hey, who do you want to see in the cabinet?
00:05:16.000 Comment below.
00:05:17.000 Let's start with that.
00:05:19.000 Matlock is not a real person.
00:05:21.000 Oh, before we get to anything else, by the way, we haven't done this in a while, but CNN brought on Slappy the Dummy, so it's time for CNN's Weird Face of the Day.
00:05:31.000 There you go.
00:05:42.000 And zoom in.
00:05:43.000 Zoom in.
00:05:45.000 This man was lazy with the rouge.
00:05:50.000 Somebody said, that's good, go.
00:05:52.000 Yeah, it looks like he's in some kind of Chinese play.
00:05:55.000 Or dying.
00:05:56.000 He's all chin.
00:05:58.000 That is a lot of chin, you're right.
00:06:00.000 Are you hearing of blending?
00:06:01.000 It just looks like he just went, pop!
00:06:03.000 I look like I was, you know, I look like I went down to Barbados for a little bit.
00:06:07.000 When he came on CNN and played, I ain't got no strings to hold me up.
00:06:11.000 That's because he spends his time at, was it Pleasure Island or Fantasy Island or Temptation Island?
00:06:15.000 He goes to all of them.
00:06:16.000 I heard he was at FC now.
00:06:17.000 I don't know who this guy is.
00:06:17.000 I feel bad now.
00:06:19.000 It's Representative John Garamendi from California.
00:06:22.000 There you go ruining it and humanizing him.
00:06:24.000 Come on!
00:06:24.000 Who the f*** is that guy?
00:06:26.000 Blame research.
00:06:27.000 This has been CNN's Weird Face of the Day.
00:06:37.000 All right.
00:06:38.000 I love that we have a segment for that.
00:06:39.000 So some context.
00:06:41.000 It was official.
00:06:41.000 Yesterday they brought on a homeless guy.
00:06:43.000 I saw that.
00:06:43.000 It's just, I don't know what they're doing.
00:06:44.000 Let's see what they're doing.
00:06:45.000 So let me provide some context first as to why the left is denying.
00:06:50.000 And what I mean by this is a certain subsection of the left, but it's sizable enough to warrant attention.
00:06:58.000 It's not just a few people.
00:06:59.000 It's verified people on X. It's some people on YouTube.
00:07:03.000 You get some people in the media.
00:07:05.000 There are quite a few people out there who now are saying this election was stolen.
00:07:09.000 Here may be the reason why.
00:07:11.000 So last night, Decision Desk HQ called Arizona, I believe, District 6 for Republican.
00:07:17.000 I want to make sure I get his name right.
00:07:18.000 Juan Siscomani?
00:07:20.000 Siscomani?
00:07:21.000 Juan Siscomani.
00:07:23.000 I don't know.
00:07:23.000 You gotta say it Italian.
00:07:24.000 Siscomani.
00:07:25.000 Siscomani.
00:07:25.000 Is it Italian or is it something else?
00:07:27.000 Yeah.
00:07:28.000 I'm sure he's one of the good immigrants.
00:07:29.000 That's all that matters.
00:07:31.000 So that means, what does this mean now?
00:07:33.000 This means that the Republican Party has the Senate, the Republican Party has the House, and of course you have Donald Trump, and you have a conservative-leaning Supreme Court.
00:07:42.000 looks like Republicans could actually even pick up more seats, two seats from what we're as of the time right now, it's 10, 15 Eastern, two more seats in the House.
00:07:52.000 And the DNC official platform had this to say.
00:07:55.000 Oh, man.
00:07:56.000 Oh, God.
00:07:58.000 Oh, man.
00:07:59.000 Oh, God.
00:08:00.000 Oh, man.
00:08:01.000 Oh, God.
00:08:02.000 Oh, man.
00:08:03.000 Always.
00:08:05.000 So, the checks and balances that we have in our system of government with the Donald Trump administration seem to mainly be checks right now.
00:08:15.000 And, of course, Mr.
00:08:17.000 Trump is having a house party to celebrate.
00:08:19.000 The man likes to have a good time.
00:08:20.000 There we go.
00:08:22.000 Whoa, J.D. Vance with the moves.
00:08:24.000 There he is.
00:08:25.000 So how is the left now taking the news?
00:08:27.000 And by the way, this is nothing new.
00:08:28.000 It's a repeat of 2016.
00:08:29.000 That's why I've always said, hey, you have the right to question the election.
00:08:32.000 Of course.
00:08:32.000 Just provide some substantiation.
00:08:34.000 And by the way, I don't think anyone here is asking for any of these people to be removed, censored, throttled, shadow banned in any way.
00:08:42.000 No.
00:08:43.000 Right?
00:08:43.000 On social media.
00:08:44.000 No.
00:08:44.000 Right?
00:08:44.000 And whenever they win 24 or 32 cases that are heard on the merits, they can come talk to me.
00:08:48.000 Absolutely.
00:08:48.000 I say challenge everything you can.
00:08:50.000 There you go.
00:08:51.000 It's legal.
00:08:51.000 And I don't know if you know this, but your electors don't even have to certify it.
00:08:54.000 Why don't you try something there in January?
00:08:59.000 January 6th, I'd mark that day on the calendar.
00:09:01.000 Do it.
00:09:01.000 If you care about our democracy, you'll do it.
00:09:04.000 So, I'm going to make all the references available as we do.
00:09:08.000 Link in the description.
00:09:09.000 This is what the left is saying now.
00:09:12.000 This is a Twitter profile.
00:09:14.000 This one has 2.6 million views.
00:09:16.000 So Trump won all seven battleground states now?
00:09:20.000 That's fishy as fuck.
00:09:22.000 Here's the thing.
00:09:23.000 It's actually not fishy as fuck at all.
00:09:27.000 And the reason is these were battleground states.
00:09:30.000 These were swing states, which means they could swing in either direction.
00:09:33.000 It's almost like it's precedented where if there is one overwhelmingly popular presidential candidate, they tend to win all the swing states.
00:09:42.000 That's why they are swing states.
00:09:45.000 It's not as though this is a mathematical impossibility, so a little bit different from the substantiation that we provided, for example, as voting anomalies, people voting from addresses that weren't there, the analytics that were provided regarding overnight dumps, regarding media bias and election interference.
00:10:01.000 Here's another tweet with 3.2 million views that says, all caps, this election was rigged by Trump, Leon, and Russia!
00:10:09.000 Of course I think they mean Elon.
00:10:11.000 Maybe that's his new name?
00:10:12.000 Who knows?
00:10:13.000 Is it the king of Leon?
00:10:14.000 They said Starlink was used!
00:10:16.000 Millions of votes weren't counted!
00:10:18.000 Fact check, Starlink was only used in California, not in any of the swing states.
00:10:23.000 But I should note that this tweet was actually brought to you by hipster Mike Lindell.
00:10:27.000 So that's, yes.
00:10:28.000 You're an asshole!
00:10:31.000 Oh, it's my barber.
00:10:32.000 My Starlink.
00:10:32.000 It's not a good Starlink.
00:10:34.000 It's not made from the finest American Starlinks.
00:10:37.000 Why did you make it stuffed sausage, Mike Lindell?
00:10:41.000 Can I see it again?
00:10:42.000 It was quite funny.
00:10:45.000 He's barely fitting into those clothes.
00:10:46.000 I was drinking third wave coffee before it was cool.
00:10:49.000 I think that's actually a photo of me with his face.
00:10:51.000 Oh, come on.
00:10:52.000 True, Josh.
00:10:53.000 No, it's not.
00:10:54.000 By the way, PolitiFact gave this one a pants on fire rating.
00:10:58.000 What's this funny?
00:11:01.000 So these are substantial enough that they have to be addressed.
00:11:04.000 This is from one of our favorite, the Democratic Underground.
00:11:08.000 Hey, maybe someone here at Democratic Underground has a membership there and you don't know, we're amongst you.
00:11:14.000 They said, questioning results is healthy.
00:11:17.000 Especially considering the fact that we have been warned by the world's most prominent security experts.
00:11:23.000 They told us that our election system has significant security vulnerabilities.
00:11:29.000 That wasn't any security expert.
00:11:31.000 That was Amy Klobuchar in 2016 with her little boy's bowl cut.
00:11:36.000 A little documentary called Kill Chain.
00:11:40.000 So, making the argument out there a little bit more eloquently, I guess I should say, than these posts, is this Twitter user explaining the 2024 stolen election herself.
00:11:52.000 Number one, why in the flying frickin' flap, okay, were voting...
00:11:59.000 Voting ballot boxes or whatever, you know, the places where you go to vote.
00:12:04.000 You got it.
00:12:05.000 Why were they connected to the internet?
00:12:06.000 Those machines have absolutely no problem tallying up votes like they have done since the beginning of time.
00:12:14.000 And then the places that he sent stumbling to are only to swing states!
00:12:20.000 You don't say.
00:12:25.000 Come the on, bro.
00:12:27.000 Now, I should note, the source matters.
00:12:29.000 This video was brought to you by my dumb bitch!
00:12:32.000 My perfect, made-from-the-finest American dumb bitches!
00:12:37.000 We have the best!
00:12:40.000 European bitches are assholes!
00:12:42.000 I gotta give a hand to the editors here!
00:12:49.000 Come on!
00:12:50.000 My dumb, my perfect dumb bitch looks like Weird Al had a baby with Sher!
00:12:56.000 Oh, it's got that guy's rouge!
00:12:58.000 They nailed the forehead, yeah.
00:12:58.000 It's got that CNN guy's rouge!
00:13:00.000 My perfect rouge!
00:13:02.000 You know what they didn't get was her crack addict scratch marks on her chest she had.
00:13:06.000 I don't know if you noticed that she had a red line on her chest.
00:13:08.000 And she also had tattoos there to try to cover it up, so, you know.
00:13:10.000 My tattoos!
00:13:12.000 No.
00:13:12.000 We got a parlor!
00:13:14.000 Everything comes out Chinese writing!
00:13:17.000 So the conclusion to this segment is the left is confirming the red wave.
00:13:21.000 And look, let me be really clear here.
00:13:23.000 You absolutely have the right to, and I think should, question election results.
00:13:27.000 And you know what?
00:13:28.000 I'll be right there with you.
00:13:29.000 I question some of the results in some of these tight races locally.
00:13:32.000 I question some of the results as it relates to, for example, in Pennsylvania, what we saw that night, what we saw taking place.
00:13:40.000 We saw some machines breaking down in Arizona.
00:13:42.000 Yeah, I think these are problems, and I think we should...
00:13:44.000 This is where we could find common ground.
00:13:46.000 The common...
00:13:47.000 Common Ground has to start with voter ID. How about that?
00:13:49.000 There we go.
00:13:50.000 If you don't believe in some kind of voter identification, then you're just bitching because you lost.
00:13:55.000 We have been remarkably consistent on how elections should be conducted, I would welcome that from the left.
00:14:03.000 This is not a season for finding common ground on a lie.
00:14:06.000 And I've said this for years, but I mean this now.
00:14:08.000 This is more important now than ever.
00:14:10.000 You do not attempt to find common ground on a lie.
00:14:14.000 We can offer some common ground if people are willing to follow us along with the truth.
00:14:18.000 The common ground here is, yep, let's strengthen our elections.
00:14:21.000 National voter ID law for elections.
00:14:24.000 Proof of citizenship.
00:14:26.000 For whatever set ID has to be used.
00:14:28.000 Okay, can we do that?
00:14:29.000 Comment below.
00:14:30.000 And you know what?
00:14:32.000 I have ears to hear.
00:14:34.000 By the way, this is a big deal, too.
00:14:36.000 After the election, we're unbelievably grateful for the response.
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00:15:07.000 Let's go down to The View because it's fun.
00:15:10.000 For who?
00:15:11.000 For us.
00:15:12.000 It's such a terrible show.
00:15:14.000 So I'll show you the clip in its entirety.
00:15:17.000 Yeah.
00:15:17.000 First.
00:15:18.000 And remember The View used to just be like, it just used to be Morning Broads cackling.
00:15:23.000 It really has become political propaganda.
00:15:24.000 That would be a great show.
00:15:25.000 Morning Broads.
00:15:26.000 Yes, Morning Broads.
00:15:27.000 I love that.
00:15:28.000 Yeah.
00:15:31.000 Morning brides!
00:15:31.000 You run into a wall trying to get to it.
00:15:33.000 Every morning if we're on time and sober.
00:15:35.000 Yes.
00:15:36.000 They never are.
00:15:37.000 You can always tell there's at least one of them who's had a rough night on the view.
00:15:41.000 You can tell.
00:15:42.000 Usually, Anna Navarro...
00:15:44.000 And I don't know if you know this.
00:15:45.000 We're going to get to this clip.
00:15:46.000 I'm going to show you the clip in its entirety and then fact check each individual claim very quickly.
00:15:51.000 But first, most important is Anna Navarro.
00:15:54.000 For those who don't know, used to be a Republican!
00:15:57.000 I thought you were going to say she used to be a Russet potato.
00:16:00.000 Close enough.
00:16:01.000 Close enough.
00:16:02.000 She threw an absolute tantrum over Donald Trump's border czar pick.
00:16:07.000 We introduced you to him yesterday.
00:16:08.000 Tom Holman.
00:16:09.000 Let's watch her.
00:16:10.000 Look, Donald Trump won the electoral vote.
00:16:12.000 He won.
00:16:13.000 He's going to win the House.
00:16:14.000 He won the Senate.
00:16:15.000 For all effects and purposes, he's got the Supreme Court.
00:16:18.000 They've given him immunity.
00:16:20.000 This is what the country voted for.
00:16:22.000 This is, you know, a lot of people thought that when he talked about I don't know how many times he had to say it for people to realize he was being serious.
00:16:33.000 Well, if you thought he wasn't being serious, the appointment of Tom Holman today as border czar, and he will be in charge of a mass deportation program, the largest the country has ever seen, they say.
00:16:45.000 And now Stephen Miller, as Deputy Chief of Staff, should let you know that he was absolutely serious.
00:16:52.000 And when you talk about mass deportations, people think, oh, it's just going to be the criminals.
00:16:57.000 There's not enough criminals, aliens in the federal...
00:17:01.000 Prison system for it to be mass deportations.
00:17:04.000 What it means is grandmothers.
00:17:06.000 What it means is brothers and aunts.
00:17:09.000 What it means is abuelos y abuelas.
00:17:12.000 It means dreamers.
00:17:13.000 It means family members.
00:17:15.000 It means your colleagues.
00:17:17.000 It means your friends.
00:17:18.000 It means people who are part of the society.
00:17:20.000 And look, America, you know, those of you who voted for Trump, this is what you wanted.
00:17:26.000 This is what you voted for.
00:17:28.000 You screwed around and you're about to find out.
00:17:34.000 Hey!
00:17:34.000 We like to screw around!
00:17:40.000 Listen, be serious, bro.
00:17:42.000 The best part about screwing around is you get to find out.
00:17:45.000 Totally!
00:17:46.000 Time to find out.
00:17:47.000 That's right.
00:17:48.000 What if I screw around and didn't find out?
00:17:50.000 That'd be disgusting.
00:17:52.000 Time for a little bit of claim truth fact checking.
00:17:55.000 All references available at lighthousecredit.com or link in the description.
00:17:59.000 So here's the first claim.
00:18:01.000 That Miss Nivaro makes.
00:18:03.000 I'll just pronounce it a bunch of different ways.
00:18:05.000 What do you have?
00:18:05.000 You have a party hat?
00:18:10.000 I didn't realize.
00:18:10.000 That's the wrong one, man.
00:18:12.000 Bro, we don't wear that.
00:18:13.000 I don't know what to do.
00:18:14.000 That's the wrong one.
00:18:14.000 I think you get your ass gay brain or something like that, man.
00:18:16.000 Little sombrero.
00:18:18.000 All right.
00:18:18.000 I was distracted.
00:18:19.000 Let's do this again.
00:18:21.000 Let's do this again.
00:18:22.000 Claim.
00:18:23.000 The claim that Ana Navarro is making is that people didn't think, and this just shows how the misconceptions that the left have.
00:18:36.000 She believes that the people who voted for Donald Trump didn't think he was serious about his border policy.
00:18:42.000 Here you go.
00:18:42.000 You know, a lot of people thought that when he talked about mass deportations, he wasn't being serious.
00:18:49.000 Here's the truth.
00:18:51.000 People voted for Donald Trump precisely because he was serious about deportations, and a majority of Americans actually favor mass deportation.
00:19:01.000 62% of Americans, this comes from YouGov, go check the reference, and 53% of Latinos.
00:19:09.000 We voted for him because he was very serious about deportations.
00:19:14.000 I voted for him because I thought he'd send back my uncle.
00:19:17.000 I voted for him because I like this hat.
00:19:19.000 Where'd your hat go?
00:19:20.000 That's right.
00:19:20.000 You know who never gets offended by these hats?
00:19:22.000 Actual Mexicans.
00:19:23.000 No, they like it.
00:19:25.000 So here's another claim that Ana Navarro makes.
00:19:28.000 This isn't going to last that long.
00:19:31.000 She says, and this couldn't be more wrong, there aren't enough illegal criminals in prisons to have any kind of mass deportation.
00:19:39.000 When you talk about mass deportations, people think, oh, it's just going to be the criminals.
00:19:43.000 There's not enough criminals, aliens in the federal prison system for it to be mass deportations.
00:19:52.000 Here's the truth, and I'm going to be as precise with my words as possible.
00:19:57.000 There are exactly enough illegals for mass deportations in federal prisons specifically alone.
00:20:04.000 Between 2019 and 2023, 124,154 illegal aliens were federally sentenced.
00:20:13.000 That's the population of West Palm Beach, Florida.
00:20:18.000 Everything that you have just said is wrong.
00:20:20.000 Here's another truth for you.
00:20:21.000 That was just from 2019 to 23.
00:20:23.000 Over 20% of federal inmates are illegals.
00:20:27.000 Not enough!
00:20:28.000 How's that even possible?
00:20:29.000 We need more, okay?
00:20:31.000 And by the way, though, the reason she's saying this, thank you.
00:20:34.000 Thank you, Mail Club, because we have moved that Overton window.
00:20:37.000 We're the ones.
00:20:38.000 This is the place where we said, let's just start.
00:20:40.000 Let's just start with violent felons, with violent criminals.
00:20:42.000 How about that?
00:20:43.000 Let's just start with the people in our...
00:20:45.000 I don't...
00:20:46.000 How can you not take...
00:20:47.000 There are some rare freebies.
00:20:49.000 When the left talks about common ground, okay, let me give you some freebies.
00:20:52.000 If we can't find common ground on this, it doesn't exist.
00:20:55.000 Here's a gimme left where you don't have to lose elections because of this.
00:20:58.000 No, of course biological men shouldn't be able to beat the crap out of women in sports.
00:21:03.000 That's an easy one.
00:21:04.000 You can't do that.
00:21:05.000 How about there should not be a single person who is apprehended for a violent crime, discovered to be an illegal alien, and not immediately given the boot.
00:21:14.000 Every single person who is here illegally and commits additional crimes should be gone.
00:21:21.000 Yeah, we shouldn't give them room and board.
00:21:23.000 Those are called freebies.
00:21:25.000 Those are called gimmies.
00:21:26.000 And the left is still fighting against it.
00:21:30.000 This is why appeasing crocodiles is futile.
00:21:33.000 Here's another claim that she makes that Trump's going to send the people you like away.
00:21:40.000 What it means is grandmothers.
00:21:42.000 What it means is brothers and aunts.
00:21:45.000 What it means is abuelos y abuelas.
00:21:47.000 is pronounced You know what?
00:21:58.000 I gotta say.
00:21:59.000 It's a joyous culture.
00:22:00.000 It is.
00:22:00.000 I get it.
00:22:01.000 It's a fun culture.
00:22:02.000 It's fun.
00:22:02.000 They got two independence days.
00:22:04.000 I love it.
00:22:05.000 Yeah.
00:22:06.000 Oh, yeah.
00:22:07.000 I got to put on my headphones.
00:22:09.000 I love that.
00:22:09.000 Why does she...
00:22:10.000 By the way, I love the fake...
00:22:12.000 Her Latina comes out when she's like...
00:22:12.000 Like her Latino...
00:22:14.000 She's like, brothers and uncles.
00:22:17.000 I forgot.
00:22:17.000 It's tios and hermanos.
00:22:19.000 I forgot.
00:22:21.000 Abuelos.
00:22:22.000 She can't say and.
00:22:22.000 Y... Abuela.
00:22:23.000 No, I know.
00:22:24.000 Yeah.
00:22:26.000 Fine.
00:22:27.000 Okay.
00:22:28.000 We get it.
00:22:29.000 We get it.
00:22:29.000 You have culture.
00:22:31.000 We get it just like we get that you're one of the unfortunate fat ladies who lost weight and her tits.
00:22:35.000 Here's the truth.
00:22:38.000 Maybe Donald Trump is going.
00:22:43.000 To deport your abuelas, abuelas, if they are here illegally, just to be clear.
00:22:49.000 And that may happen sometimes, but again, you have a problem with deporting, or sorry, mass deporting violent felons.
00:22:58.000 123 something odd thousand to be specific between 2019 and 2023.
00:23:04.000 And this is what I want, and I want to go to you in a second, but this is what I want you to do when you watch these people.
00:23:08.000 Look at the rate limiting factor.
00:23:10.000 Is the argument about abuelos y abuelas, or is the argument taking place, is the battlefield, wait, hold on, we have to deport every single violent criminal who's here illegally.
00:23:22.000 They can't even do that.
00:23:23.000 California is taking measures to protect themselves from Donald Trump potentially deporting, yes, criminals.
00:23:29.000 They view it as so important.
00:23:31.000 And let me ask you this.
00:23:32.000 Why?
00:23:33.000 Why is it so important for the left to not have any voter ID? Why is it so important to the left to keep violent criminals here or illegal aliens here who could potentially be released from prison?
00:23:45.000 Why?
00:23:46.000 I cannot come up with a good answer other than I've been hoping to purchase a voting base.
00:23:53.000 There's no good answer for the American citizen.
00:23:55.000 You and I were on the exact same page.
00:23:56.000 I was thinking of California.
00:23:57.000 They don't just oppose getting rid of violent felons who are here illegally.
00:24:01.000 They set up sanctuary cities to make sure that they stay here, and they don't allow ICE.
00:24:07.000 They don't notify ICE to come and get people.
00:24:09.000 They don't allow ICE to come in and take people.
00:24:12.000 So it goes far beyond that.
00:24:13.000 Gavin Newsom just called, I believe, a special sessioner is trying to call one to try to shore up their laws to make it more difficult for the Trump administration to do what they said they were going to do.
00:24:21.000 A lot of illegals are probably in California.
00:24:21.000 Yep.
00:24:23.000 Mm-hmm.
00:24:24.000 It's a big part of the problem.
00:24:25.000 That might be a big reason that the Hispanic vote went for Donald Trump, because we've talked to a lot of these people who live in these cities, and guess what?
00:24:31.000 Law-abiding immigrants there, they don't get the same police services.
00:24:35.000 They're afraid.
00:24:36.000 They're afraid to reach out to the police.
00:24:38.000 They're afraid to report crimes.
00:24:39.000 Why?
00:24:40.000 Because sometimes these neighborhoods are dominated by cartels or dominated by people who are here and willing to commit crimes.
00:24:46.000 It hurts legal immigrants.
00:24:48.000 And I'm not talking about the Polish or the Italian or the Jews.
00:24:51.000 I'm talking about Hispanic legal immigrants are most negatively affected in this country by sanctuary cities.
00:24:58.000 Anna Navarro, why don't you care?
00:25:01.000 I'd love to have you on the show.
00:25:02.000 Yeah.
00:25:02.000 By the way, they're talking about it on CNN right now.
00:25:04.000 Trump immigration advisor.
00:25:05.000 Mass deportations begin on day one.
00:25:07.000 Fan-freaking-tastic.
00:25:08.000 January 20th is going to be one hell of a holiday.
00:25:10.000 Yep.
00:25:11.000 But all they're doing right now, they're leaning right back into it.
00:25:13.000 Lead fight against Trump's family separation policy.
00:25:15.000 Wait a minute.
00:25:16.000 Wait a minute.
00:25:16.000 You mean Obama's?
00:25:18.000 Family separation.
00:25:19.000 The floor is consent.
00:25:20.000 Well, actually, it goes back to, I believe, the floor is consent policy where then they went back and forth and families can be separated and they can't be separated.
00:25:26.000 Trump's guy clearly said he's going to deport the family together.
00:25:28.000 Yeah, that's right.
00:25:29.000 He's not going to separate them.
00:25:30.000 You were upset about it yesterday.
00:25:31.000 Why don't you go back to that clip from yesterday where you're upset about it?
00:25:34.000 Well, they're upset if you deport the whole family because that's cruel.
00:25:37.000 And they're upset if you deport just the parents without the kids because that's cruel.
00:25:40.000 So what do we do?
00:25:41.000 Oh, don't deport anyone.
00:25:43.000 Ah, that's right.
00:25:44.000 That's why you lose.
00:25:47.000 You get nothing!
00:25:48.000 You lose!
00:25:49.000 Afuera!
00:25:50.000 By the way, speaking of government overreach, don't let the tax man pipe you, okay?
00:25:57.000 Contact Tax Network USA for some help, guidance.
00:26:01.000 You saw the spot earlier with Wesley Snipes.
00:26:03.000 Could have used them.
00:26:04.000 TNUSA.com slash Crowder.
00:26:05.000 That's TNUSA.com slash Crowder.
00:26:08.000 Everyone needs a little bit of help with taxes.
00:26:09.000 And you know what?
00:26:09.000 Even if you think you don't, you'll find out that you actually did because we have a very, very complicated tax code.
00:26:15.000 And hey, that would be something that could be streamlined by the administration.
00:26:17.000 No freaking kidding.
00:26:18.000 Elon Musk, start with the IRS. Yeah.
00:26:21.000 With your efficiency program?
00:26:23.000 Yeah.
00:26:23.000 That's a good idea.
00:26:24.000 Let's start with this.
00:26:25.000 We don't need the 78,000 new employees.
00:26:27.000 We're going to fire them.
00:26:28.000 Hey, they're not settled in yet.
00:26:30.000 In other words, we're not taking away a job from someone who's about to get their pension who's been working for 30 years.
00:26:35.000 Hey, you just, with the stroke of a pen, said, okay, we're going to have 70,000 plus new employees.
00:26:40.000 Okay, those are gone.
00:26:41.000 Nope.
00:26:42.000 This is the issue with the left.
00:26:43.000 Once they give control to the government, every single downsizing, every single efficiency measure that is proposed is their last stand.
00:26:54.000 They're never willing to scale it back.
00:26:56.000 You expand the size, it never scales back down.
00:26:58.000 Let's keep that in mind, and I think it's time to kind of, let's look at this a little more in some context.
00:27:04.000 Time to take a hatchet.
00:27:06.000 To the government.
00:27:06.000 It really is.
00:27:07.000 You know what's less funny than taxes?
00:27:10.000 Stephen Colbert.
00:27:11.000 This brings us to our latest installment of Who Did It Better?
00:27:15.000 Now, when you see this sketch from Stephen Colbert, I want you to think, I believe it's a $15 million salary or $10 million salary.
00:27:29.000 Multi-hundred million dollar annual budget.
00:27:32.000 And they posted this sketch of a phone call between Donald Trump and Zelensky.
00:27:37.000 The Late Show has acquired the full audio recording of the Trump-Zelensky call.
00:27:42.000 Ha ha ha!
00:27:43.000 Beep!
00:27:45.000 Hello?
00:27:45.000 Hello, this is Donald Trump.
00:27:47.000 Hello, Mr.
00:27:48.000 Trump.
00:27:48.000 I'm very interested to discuss with you the future of Ukraine.
00:27:52.000 Could you possibly speak to Elon Musk?
00:27:54.000 Look, our country is being invaded.
00:27:56.000 If anyone would know about aliens on Earth, it would probably be me.
00:28:00.000 No, not aliens.
00:28:01.000 Russians invading our territory.
00:28:03.000 Let me tell you something, man.
00:28:05.000 You're in the wrong territory, brother.
00:28:07.000 This is our country.
00:28:09.000 This is our country.
00:28:10.000 Russia must back down.
00:28:12.000 Well, I won't back down.
00:28:15.000 We're still here.
00:28:15.000 I don't understand.
00:28:16.000 Are you speaking for Putin?
00:28:18.000 This is difficult in English.
00:28:20.000 Does anyone speak Ukrainian?
00:28:22.000 Oh, it's a bomb.
00:28:25.000 Now, this is the problem with writing comedy.
00:28:28.000 Objectively, look, it's not funny.
00:28:30.000 You can look at John Stewart's coverage since the election.
00:28:31.000 I think it's pretty funny.
00:28:32.000 Objectively, that's not funny.
00:28:33.000 That's the problem with having comedy written by committee and diversity.
00:28:36.000 It was written by a black girl.
00:28:38.000 We've got to get it on the show.
00:28:38.000 And so nothing has to actually just meet the requirement of being funny.
00:28:44.000 But here's also why it sucks.
00:28:45.000 So much money.
00:28:46.000 They didn't change the audio so it sounds like an actual phone call.
00:28:49.000 They didn't blend the audio objectively from these different sources.
00:28:52.000 The phone never picked up.
00:28:52.000 The phone never picked up.
00:28:54.000 Nothing about that sets it up.
00:28:56.000 Every voice came in, you know, it wasn't, like you said, it wasn't blended, it wasn't mastered.
00:29:00.000 It came in, it'd be like me saying, hey, imagine if there's a phone call and I'm talking right like this under the microphone.
00:29:04.000 So it really is, I'm telling you this, objectively lazy.
00:29:07.000 I get that comedy is subjective.
00:29:09.000 But they are objectively lazy.
00:29:11.000 It objectively sucks from a quality standpoint.
00:29:14.000 And I'm not taking credit for this, but of course the wonderful team here, what we put together.
00:29:18.000 Let's see who did it better.
00:29:19.000 We did something similar with an audio sketch, I believe, between Putin and NATO. Yeah, what's the NATO call?
00:29:26.000 Subject, subject matter-ish.
00:29:27.000 Here we go.
00:29:28.000 Hello?
00:29:30.000 Hello there.
00:29:31.000 I'm calling on behalf of NATO, and we'd like to know if you'd be interested in joining our humble alliance.
00:29:35.000 Really?
00:29:37.000 You want Russia to join NATO? Oh, dear.
00:29:39.000 This isn't Belarus.
00:29:41.000 How embarrassing.
00:29:42.000 Poach take on my face, to be sure.
00:29:44.000 Eh, poach take is...
00:29:46.000 is offered valid for real?
00:29:48.000 Well, I don't know about that.
00:29:49.000 You'd have to ask France.
00:29:50.000 They're on the line, see?
00:29:53.000 What did pussy boy say?
00:29:58.000 Well, pardon my French, but I believe he said to eat shit.
00:30:01.000 And it's even funnier if you speak French.
00:30:20.000 Let's pin the installment of Who Did It Better.
00:30:23.000 That reminds me, I was supposed to tell you something.
00:30:31.000 Uh-oh.
00:30:32.000 Oh, no.
00:30:36.000 What did he say?
00:30:37.000 I don't know.
00:30:38.000 I don't know what I said.
00:30:39.000 I think you're going to say plut.
00:30:40.000 Plut, yeah.
00:30:41.000 You're confusing.
00:30:42.000 Put is a different cuss word, but the expression that you are saying...
00:30:46.000 Is eat my...
00:30:47.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:30:48.000 I don't want to know what it means.
00:30:50.000 I don't want to know.
00:30:51.000 Believe it or not, I'm sorry, I'm just...
00:30:53.000 Because you put me in the spot.
00:30:54.000 It's from Johnny Boy's filthy grandmother.
00:30:56.000 Yeah.
00:30:57.000 He has what he told me!
00:30:58.000 His abuela!
00:30:59.000 His abuela said that!
00:31:00.000 It's the most disgusting thing you could possibly imagine.
00:31:03.000 For a grandmother to say?
00:31:04.000 For a human to say.
00:31:06.000 And his grandmother would say it.
00:31:07.000 This is the same grandmother who killed her poodle with Tylenol.
00:31:11.000 That sounds more human than Christy.
00:31:14.000 And it was a black poodle and she had a little racist term of endearment.
00:31:20.000 I think it's okay.
00:31:22.000 This grandmother was a monster.
00:31:28.000 French Canadians, comment below if you know.
00:31:30.000 Imagine your grandmother saying, Now's my plot!
00:31:33.000 Oh, that's gross.
00:31:35.000 All right.
00:31:39.000 So disgusting.
00:31:41.000 One of the best cuss words in French is tabernacle.
00:31:41.000 Sorry.
00:31:45.000 What does that mean?
00:31:46.000 Tabernacle.
00:31:47.000 No, I understand that.
00:31:49.000 It's a whole thing with the Catholic Church in Quebec.
00:31:52.000 Yeah, clean up that dirty mouth.
00:31:54.000 I tell you what, if you yell one communion wafer, I'm muting your mic for the rest of the day.
00:31:59.000 What?
00:32:01.000 It's another cuss word in French.
00:32:02.000 Is it really?
00:32:03.000 Oh yeah.
00:32:03.000 It's communion wafer.
00:32:06.000 Really?
00:32:07.000 Yeah.
00:32:07.000 Wow.
00:32:08.000 Okay, look, I'll take two seconds to explain this, too.
00:32:10.000 And because in the sentence structure in French, they put the cuss word at the end of it.
00:32:15.000 They'll stick the landing.
00:32:16.000 Like, if they're saying, like, Gerald is effing gay, instead, they would put it at the end, they'd be like, Ah, Gerald, y'a t'en tapette esti.
00:32:24.000 So esti is at the end of it.
00:32:26.000 Ah.
00:32:26.000 So, but then it translates to English-speaking Canadians in French Canada, where they'll actually cuss at the end of their sentence.
00:32:32.000 So they'll go, Oh, you know, Gerald today is dressed really gay.
00:32:39.000 They use it like punctuation.
00:32:40.000 It's like random.
00:32:41.000 You're like, what happened?
00:32:42.000 It's odd.
00:32:43.000 It's really weird.
00:32:44.000 Speaking of odd, and by the way, I need to tread carefully because this next story involves a country that is clearly getting antsy, and when they get antsy, I get nervous.
00:32:44.000 All right.
00:32:56.000 It's true.
00:32:57.000 I'm speaking, of course, of Germany, and they're a little antsy because their government collapsed after their coalition of right-wing socialists.
00:33:06.000 You know, the parliamentary system completely fell apart.
00:33:08.000 In Germany, Chancellor Olaf Scholz is under increasing pressure to hold a confidence vote in parliament after the collapse of his coalition government.
00:33:15.000 The move would potentially pave the way for early elections.
00:33:19.000 Scholz has said he'll call a vote of confidence after the new year, but opposition leaders and many German voters say that's not soon enough.
00:33:27.000 By the way, she did just walk in from the rain, that broadcaster.
00:33:30.000 And here's the thing.
00:33:33.000 So it collapsed, but for those of you who don't know, it sounds sort of silly, like they have a vote of no confidence.
00:33:39.000 Right.
00:33:40.000 Are you feeling confident?
00:33:44.000 That's the basis of government.
00:33:46.000 So...
00:33:48.000 They can't host a snap election.
00:33:50.000 You can get to a point where someone can call an election, right?
00:33:53.000 It doesn't necessarily happen every four years.
00:33:54.000 I don't want to get into the intricacies, but I'm not a big fan of the parliamentary system.
00:33:58.000 The reason they cannot host a snap election in Germany, and the reason that people have less confidence in the Western world in general...
00:34:09.000 It's because of situations like this.
00:34:11.000 this in germany they can't host a snap election because they ran out of paper and insbesondere is it a great challenge in today's time to really make paper and make press contracts.
00:34:25.000 One guess as to who they blame for that.
00:34:28.000 Yes.
00:34:29.000 Oh, come on.
00:34:31.000 That's...
00:34:32.000 It's tough to do when you blame them for not having their papers.
00:34:41.000 And then, the funny part is the German paper industry pushed back.
00:34:44.000 Now, this isn't German, but if you're listening in audio, no translation is necessary.
00:34:48.000 See if you can spot it.
00:34:49.000 Inzwischen hat die Papierindustrie reagiert.
00:34:52.000 Wir haben Papier.
00:34:53.000 I could have just read a quote saying, we have paper.
00:35:00.000 So they do have paper.
00:35:04.000 So you may think there's some foul play here.
00:35:07.000 And of course this prompted a response from Germany's opposition party.
00:35:11.000 Your papers please.
00:35:13.000 Do you have some post-its?
00:35:20.000 Or a spare to government?
00:35:27.000 That was weird, but, seriously, Germany is very on the nose with their messaging and comedy.
00:35:36.000 This is the first time in history Germany has stopped asking for papers.
00:35:41.000 Hey, good news for Germany, bad news for the world.
00:35:44.000 Poland has a lot of paper.
00:35:45.000 Oh, no.
00:35:45.000 Yes.
00:35:46.000 Yeah.
00:35:48.000 Germany's run out of paper.
00:35:49.000 Next, they'll run out of ink for barcode tattoos.
00:35:51.000 And they'll be screaming, hail the third ream.
00:35:54.000 Just tear down the walnut tree and make some paper already, okay?
00:35:57.000 And by the way, we intercepted this German broadcast.
00:36:00.000 And it does seem, though, like they are getting it under control.
00:36:04.000 Okay.
00:36:07.000 Achtung!
00:36:08.000 Achtung!
00:36:09.000 Official state transmission to follow.
00:36:11.000 We have run out of paper for ballots.
00:36:14.000 But do not panic.
00:36:15.000 To vote, simply head to your nearest rail station, where you will be transported at no cost to you to an off-site secure location.
00:36:22.000 There, you will be registered to vote.
00:36:24.000 You will be branded with a personal registration identification number, and there you will shower.
00:36:29.000 Then, you wait, until it is your turn to take part in the glory of choosing mein FĂĽhrer.
00:36:34.000 End of transmission.
00:36:37.000 You know, I just still don't trust Germany.
00:36:39.000 They don't.
00:36:39.000 Never.
00:36:40.000 They never sound trustworthy on the radio.
00:36:42.000 No, they do not.
00:36:43.000 There's just something about it.
00:36:44.000 There's just something about playing, you know, Medal of Honor on PlayStation 2.
00:36:48.000 It just makes me not trust a radio.
00:36:49.000 Oh my gosh, I love that game.
00:36:50.000 Me and Johnny Boy used to play that game.
00:36:52.000 Remember, we used to have the M1, and it would go ping, and the Germans would know, like, ha!
00:36:59.000 It kind of freed me out because you have to go through catacombs and I was like, these are real things that they would bury their dead and then just keep them right here?
00:37:05.000 It was like one of the first games that I remember that had that level of multiplayer.
00:37:11.000 I could be wrong.
00:37:11.000 I don't know.
00:37:12.000 I'm showing my age.
00:37:13.000 This is something we're going to read like, hey, what happened right before Germany went crazy again?
00:37:17.000 Well, they ran out of paper.
00:37:18.000 Yes.
00:37:20.000 The other time, it's like, well, they started blaming the Jews for everything.
00:37:23.000 Well, they get everything wrong, aside from car engines.
00:37:26.000 Well, let's turn on the paper mills.
00:37:26.000 Yes.
00:37:28.000 We changed everything to solar and wind?
00:37:28.000 What?
00:37:31.000 For who the fuck did that?
00:37:34.000 Oh, it was me.
00:37:36.000 Oh, no.
00:37:39.000 Everything.
00:37:39.000 Everything.
00:37:41.000 Everything about Germany is wrong.
00:37:44.000 Something about us wearing that and doing a German accent.
00:37:48.000 The German government's going to be coming for the accountants next.
00:37:50.000 Yes, exactly.
00:37:51.000 I know what you're doing.
00:37:52.000 You have the paper?
00:37:53.000 We know!
00:37:55.000 It's in the attic.
00:38:00.000 Jeez, Gerald.
00:38:02.000 Don't you know that's a fire hazard?
00:38:03.000 You can't keep paper in the attic with the insulation!
00:38:08.000 Also, the Jews are very flammable!
00:38:12.000 Wait!
00:38:13.000 No, I love Judens!
00:38:16.000 That's just anti-paper now.
00:38:18.000 Scheisse!
00:38:21.000 You think I've let my mask fall?
00:38:23.000 All this crap with the poncho, dude.
00:38:28.000 Right now, there's one of our German fans watching, like, that's why!
00:38:31.000 We don't take...
00:38:32.000 I'll be damned if I'm going to take advice from some vets back!
00:38:34.000 This is the perfect culmination of what my life's become.
00:38:50.000 Yes.
00:38:51.000 By the way, you can still go support if you're not a Rumble Premium member.
00:38:56.000 Really, the other main way to support is CrowderShop.com.
00:38:58.000 You have the Trump One shirt, 45 and 47.
00:39:02.000 It's going to be a lot of fun.
00:39:04.000 It is.
00:39:04.000 CrowderShop.com.
00:39:05.000 We don't sell the...
00:39:06.000 What are those things called?
00:39:07.000 I forget.
00:39:08.000 The ponchos?
00:39:08.000 Is this technically a poncho?
00:39:09.000 I don't know.
00:39:10.000 Yeah, I think it is a poncho.
00:39:12.000 Trump 47?
00:39:13.000 Yeah.
00:39:14.000 I think ponchos, I think like at sports games where you just have the tarp.
00:39:17.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:17.000 Yeah, that's a poncho.
00:39:18.000 That's a poncho.
00:39:19.000 That's a poncho.
00:39:20.000 Oh, Lord.
00:39:20.000 Shut up.
00:39:22.000 Poncho.
00:39:23.000 Diferente.
00:39:24.000 Like when I say mi abuela y abuelo.
00:39:27.000 Was it abuelo?
00:39:28.000 Yes.
00:39:30.000 I love that restaurant, Abuelos.
00:39:31.000 You know they say that to try to humanize them a little more, you know?
00:39:34.000 Like, oh, it's Abuelos and Abuelos.
00:39:35.000 They're old people.
00:39:36.000 They're helping.
00:39:37.000 Well, I'm sorry, but if your abuelo is raping a teenager, fuck them.
00:39:42.000 They are.
00:39:44.000 It's true.
00:39:45.000 Let's start with, I think what he's trying to say is, let's start with the rapist Abuelos.
00:39:49.000 Yes, they must go.
00:39:50.000 Start with those.
00:39:51.000 They've lived here long enough.
00:39:52.000 We need a build-the-wall poncho.
00:39:54.000 Yeah, write it down.
00:40:01.000 Merch shop is getting crazy.
00:40:02.000 Yes, it is.
00:40:03.000 Build the wall ponchos.
00:40:05.000 No one else is on ponchos.
00:40:06.000 No one else is on tap market.
00:40:07.000 That's true.
00:40:08.000 It is completely on tap market.
00:40:08.000 Look at the Latino vote.
00:40:10.000 There you go.
00:40:11.000 And I don't know when it's appropriate to say Hispanic or Latino, so I'll use them interchangeably and I don't care.
00:40:16.000 Let's go to Donald Trump.
00:40:18.000 This is something a lot of people out there are saying, hey, can you help us sort of navigate this a little bit?
00:40:22.000 Because there are a lot of cabinet positions that need to be...
00:40:24.000 I think it's well into the hundreds that take place over the course of a presidency as far as putting appointments, not cabinet.
00:40:31.000 But you appoint people to the cabinet, and then there are hundreds of appointments that stem from that.
00:40:35.000 So these are pretty important picks.
00:40:37.000 And especially considering that, yeah, I think a valid criticism is Donald Trump would cycle through some cabinet appointments pretty quickly.
00:40:45.000 But again, you have to understand this guy was an outsider.
00:40:47.000 And I'm hoping now he's a little more equipped to deal with this.
00:40:51.000 And I will tell you this.
00:40:53.000 What we're seeing, as far as a theme, is we are seeing a very targeted foreign policy, very concentrated.
00:41:00.000 So in other words, it's not something that's haphazard, what they've accused Donald Trump of doing.
00:41:04.000 And then you're seeing some experts undergird that with efficiency, cost efficiency.
00:41:09.000 In other words, no, we don't want wars everywhere, but some places make sense to support militarily, but we have to make sure that we're not wasting money.
00:41:18.000 That's something you can do.
00:41:19.000 You can't really have a president necessarily, certainly not quickly, just absolve us or do away with the deficit, which would cut into the debt.
00:41:27.000 That's pretty tough to do.
00:41:29.000 But you can take actions to whittle away at the inefficiencies.
00:41:33.000 So at least at the end of the day, someone's not holding a bill of stuff that you never should have purchased in the first place.
00:41:38.000 So let's go through some of these cabinet positions, and you can let me know which one you're most excited about or which one you're not excited about.
00:41:43.000 To be clear, all of them are flawed, but all of them have some good sides to them.
00:41:48.000 Marco Rubio is going to be Secretary of State.
00:41:50.000 So if these reports are confirmed, that would again show, okay, Marco Rubio, as far as...
00:41:58.000 Secretary of State, as far as how it relates to foreign policy, and he would be the top advisor, by the way, to the President on foreign policy.
00:42:05.000 He'd be conducting a lot of negotiations, treaties, agreements.
00:42:09.000 That's a big part of what a Secretary of State does.
00:42:11.000 He's been really pretty clear that he's been in line with Donald Trump's posturing on foreign policy, which is typically a strong man, muscular posturing, without engaging in needless conflict.
00:42:22.000 He's very much Marco Rubio...
00:42:25.000 For maximum pressures, sanctions against Iran, which we saw in the first administration, and we saw undone.
00:42:31.000 And he's pretty, I mean, one thing, so to give you an idea, he's not really big on Ukraine, okay?
00:42:36.000 He's actually been pretty critical.
00:42:37.000 This is an overlay D3. Critical funding to Ukraine.
00:42:40.000 Called the national security bill, which sent $61 billion to Ukraine, moral extortion, and blackmail.
00:42:46.000 And he also agreed on NBC, I believe in September, with Donald Trump's plan to end the war.
00:42:52.000 I'm not on Russia's side, but unfortunately the reality of it is that the way the war in Ukraine is going to end is with a negotiated settlement.
00:42:59.000 And I want, and we want, and I believe Donald Trump wants, for Ukraine to have more leverage in that negotiation.
00:43:05.000 But in order to be in a position to be a broker who can bring about that agreement, I think he's going to preserve what he says.
00:43:11.000 He approaches these things as someone not in politics or diplomacy, but as someone with a background in business.
00:43:18.000 So, that's how it relates to spending, which, again, we were told that all Americans supported the spending on Ukraine.
00:43:24.000 All Americans supported this foreign intervention.
00:43:26.000 And very much like us, he is morally on board with supporting Israel's right.
00:43:33.000 This is a contrast to Ukraine and Russia.
00:43:34.000 In other words, you can be, this is not something that should involve the United States.
00:43:40.000 I also think that it's important to let Israel know that they have the right to defend themselves and they have the right to, well, effectively destroy the enemies who want to wipe out all the Jews.
00:43:40.000 But you know what?
00:43:49.000 So, again, that's a concerted approach.
00:43:52.000 Whether you agree with it or not, it's not scattershot.
00:43:55.000 And you can see Rubio stands on Israel in this pretty fun clip.
00:44:03.000 Are you filming it?
00:44:05.000 I want you guys to get this.
00:44:06.000 I want them to destroy every element of Hamas they can get their hands on.
00:44:09.000 These people are vicious animals who did horrifying crimes.
00:44:12.000 And I hope you guys post that.
00:44:14.000 And what about the civilians that are being killed every day?
00:44:17.000 Hamas has stopped hiding behind civilians, putting civilians in the way.
00:44:20.000 Hamas knew that this was going to lead to this.
00:44:22.000 Hamas has stopped building their military installations underneath hospitals.
00:44:26.000 So you don't care that 15,000 have died?
00:44:28.000 You don't care about the babies that are being killed every day?
00:44:30.000 I think it's horrifying.
00:44:31.000 And I think Hamas is 100% to blame.
00:44:31.000 I think it's terrible.
00:44:34.000 That's what I think.
00:44:35.000 Make sure you post that, please.
00:44:37.000 And just to be clear, that woman, first off, I don't know at what point in time she was probably using Hamas numbers.
00:44:41.000 Yeah.
00:44:42.000 When someone says, you don't care about, it doesn't matter what it is.
00:44:47.000 When they go to the...
00:44:48.000 You don't care about X lives lost if it's gun control.
00:44:50.000 You don't care about X... It means they're being disingenuous.
00:44:54.000 Far more lives are saved by firearms every year in the United States defensively.
00:44:57.000 Hold on a second.
00:44:58.000 There were people who were raped and killed in Israel, innocent civilians who were targeted.
00:45:03.000 Look, the conversation is not that neither one of us...
00:45:06.000 It cares not about the loss of innocent life.
00:45:10.000 I believe that crazy lady, that likely socialist crazy lady, cares about the innocent lives lost.
00:45:15.000 I believe if it were to come down to it, she would feel bad for the innocent lives lost in Israel.
00:45:21.000 She just cares more about the people in Palestine, who unfortunately, a huge portion of them, elected Hamas.
00:45:29.000 It's just disingenuous, and I would just say disengage when someone tries to pull that you don't care about these lives lost.
00:45:34.000 I think she cares more about the moral value that she sees with her group of friends, the mob or whatever.
00:45:40.000 I don't think she actually cares.
00:45:42.000 I think the thing that would be great is to go, oh, you feel bad?
00:45:45.000 Give me a solution.
00:45:46.000 Right.
00:45:47.000 They don't have one.
00:45:48.000 Stop the pain.
00:45:48.000 No.
00:45:49.000 Do you care about the rockets that are constantly fired?
00:45:51.000 Like, all the time?
00:45:52.000 Let's not just focus on one day.
00:45:53.000 But also, like, look, so these are the conflicts that are going on right now.
00:45:56.000 He's good on Iran, which is to prevent a conflict.
00:45:58.000 He's also, I think, pretty good on China when it comes to, you know, trade and competition and how we have to view them strategically.
00:46:03.000 Because that involves, like, that's the other flashpoint in the world right now that we need to have really good eyes on.
00:46:08.000 So, I think this is a better pick than a lot of people think.
00:46:11.000 And you guys can comment.
00:46:12.000 I know some people are saying, ah, he's a rhino, or ah, he's a neocon.
00:46:16.000 I don't really know that I see that from Ruby, and he's been on the show, full disclosure, but we've had plenty of people on the show who I agree with on some things, disagree on some other things.
00:46:24.000 I have people on the show regularly who I don't even necessarily like.
00:46:28.000 Why do you have to say that about me?
00:46:30.000 Everyone's looking around.
00:46:33.000 I think everybody looked at the same spot.
00:46:37.000 My contract's almost up.
00:46:40.000 Rubio was fine when he was on the show.
00:46:41.000 I think he's been on two or three times.
00:46:43.000 And here's something else that this shows.
00:46:45.000 It shows that with Donald Trump, the showmanship during an election is a little bit different from how he governs.
00:46:50.000 He is able to put some grudges behind him because he went in pretty hard on Rubio.
00:46:59.000 Look at those hands.
00:47:00.000 Are they small hands?
00:47:03.000 And he referred to my hands.
00:47:05.000 If they're small, something else must be small.
00:47:08.000 I guarantee you there's no problem.
00:47:10.000 When they put Marco on to refute President Obama's speech, do you remember that catastrophe?
00:47:10.000 I guarantee it.
00:47:17.000 And he's like this.
00:47:19.000 And we were...
00:47:20.000 I need water.
00:47:23.000 Help me.
00:47:23.000 I need water.
00:47:24.000 Help.
00:47:25.000 And this is on live television.
00:47:31.000 That was almost a politically career-ending move by Marco Rubio's getting dry mouth.
00:47:36.000 I know.
00:47:36.000 Giving the Republican response and dying on air.
00:47:38.000 I know.
00:47:39.000 And then he was like, Hey, Marco, you want a job?
00:47:42.000 Let's do it.
00:47:43.000 How much do you want to bet that Rubio was half expecting?
00:47:46.000 Shake!
00:47:47.000 Let's look at the next position, Dave.
00:47:53.000 Again, some of these are tentative.
00:47:55.000 They're not all confirmed, but it seems as though this is the way it's going.
00:47:58.000 For National Security Advisor, Mike Waltz.
00:48:01.000 From Florida.
00:48:02.000 And again, this really shows that, okay, if we're not going to engage in needless conflict, is that something that can be reconciled with, hey, having the most powerful military in the world?
00:48:14.000 Yes, especially when that includes being a cost-efficient military and not wasting money.
00:48:21.000 Sometimes people just equate throwing money at the military with making it the most powerful in the world.
00:48:25.000 I think we can all agree objectively that at this point in time, that's no longer the case.
00:48:30.000 No, cutting the DEI program would probably be the first place to start.
00:48:33.000 Yes.
00:48:34.000 I can tell you 100% objectively.
00:48:36.000 Yes.
00:48:37.000 It's a lot of waste going on.
00:48:38.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:48:39.000 And by the way, it's not not supporting your troops if you say, hey, there might be more efficient ways to spend money so that then we could actually help our troops who are in harm's way more effectively.
00:48:48.000 No, it's not bad to say that kind of thing.
00:48:49.000 When was the last time you saw a tank in battle, an American tank in battle?
00:48:53.000 Do you know how many are sitting in El Paso, just sitting there on a concrete slab doing nothing?
00:48:57.000 Yeah.
00:48:58.000 Dude, there's like hundreds.
00:48:59.000 I mean, maybe even more.
00:49:00.000 There's hundreds of them.
00:49:02.000 You can get a drone view of them.
00:49:04.000 They're just sitting there.
00:49:04.000 Not to mention the choppers in Afghanistan.
00:49:06.000 Oh, yeah.
00:49:07.000 Well, they broke.
00:49:08.000 They're trying to fly those.
00:49:10.000 They tried to fly them and they broke.
00:49:12.000 So, what would this man do, Waltz?
00:49:14.000 Well, he'd be obviously advising the president on intelligence matters.
00:49:18.000 He'd be preparing a lot of the daily briefings on national security issues.
00:49:22.000 And, by the way, Waltz is a Green Beret.
00:49:25.000 He doesn't have the Tim Waltz qualification.
00:49:29.000 No, no, of course.
00:49:30.000 But he's also advocated for major reform over there at the Pentagon.
00:49:34.000 I think regardless of who he puts in, we need real reform in the Pentagon.
00:49:40.000 Everything they buy seemingly costs twice as much, delivers half as much, and takes twice as long as it should.
00:49:48.000 And the soldiers, sailors, Marines, airmen, they deserve better.
00:49:52.000 And we need to get a culture of accountability into that place.
00:49:56.000 No one ever seems to get fired with these massive cost overruns, massive wastes.
00:50:01.000 People were just circulating, Neil, a video of a hearing I had where I held up a bag of bolts that cost $90,000 for the Air Force to buy.
00:50:11.000 It's a couple hundred bucks in a hardware store.
00:50:14.000 So things got to change.
00:50:16.000 We don't need managers there.
00:50:17.000 We need reformers.
00:50:19.000 To be fair, he got said bolts from Frankenstein's closet.
00:50:22.000 Well, they're very special.
00:50:24.000 They're a specialty item.
00:50:25.000 This is a guy whose special forces, they didn't have a budget like the rest of the military.
00:50:28.000 Right.
00:50:28.000 So this is coming from somebody who had, like, unlimited funds, who's like, hey, maybe not unlimited funds.
00:50:33.000 Right.
00:50:33.000 Like, we need to, you know, square this up, man.
00:50:35.000 Yeah.
00:50:35.000 I think sometimes people have this misconception where special forces, they think it's like James Bond, where, oh, because they're getting all these gadgets, and in a lot of ways...
00:50:42.000 Yeah.
00:50:43.000 They're being forced to do more with not all that much more.
00:50:45.000 Yeah, the SF guys, they go into other cultures and teach them how to, kind of like, you know, the guerrilla warfare and how they teach people how to overthrow?
00:50:51.000 That's what SF's designed to do.
00:50:53.000 So they're going into villages with nothing.
00:50:55.000 The guy knows what he's talking about.
00:50:56.000 Yeah, sounds like that's the kind of guy you would want.
00:50:58.000 Hey, combine that with Elon Musk, because if you're looking at a government efficiency expert, good!
00:51:02.000 That's what we need.
00:51:03.000 We need a turnaround guy to come in now and say, look, I know you don't like this, but we're going to have to give a bunch of people their walking papers.
00:51:10.000 Waltz is very hawkish on China, to be clear, so in line with Rubio, that would seem.
00:51:14.000 He's been critical of continued support for Ukraine.
00:51:17.000 He wants a negotiated settlement.
00:51:19.000 This is former special forces.
00:51:21.000 Doesn't mean that they don't support our military, that they don't understand that conflict is taking place across the globe.
00:51:27.000 He said, I think that will get Putin to the table.
00:51:31.000 We have leverage, like taking the handcuffs off of the long-range weapons we provided Ukraine as well.
00:51:36.000 And then, of course, I think we have plenty of leverage with Zelensky to get them to the table.
00:51:40.000 So he believes in diplomacy.
00:51:42.000 Isn't that a wonderful thing?
00:51:43.000 That's exactly what you're supposed to do.
00:51:45.000 You're not supposed to fund a blood fest forever.
00:51:48.000 Well, this guy doesn't have any lobbyists in his pocket.
00:51:49.000 Nobody's going to win.
00:51:50.000 All these fascist diplomats.
00:51:52.000 Yes.
00:51:53.000 All these fascist non-war hawks.
00:51:58.000 That being said, the next one, alright.
00:52:01.000 She likes to kill dogs, so that's a tough one.
00:52:04.000 I get it.
00:52:04.000 It's not lost on me.
00:52:05.000 Kirstie Noem, Secretary of Homeland Security.
00:52:09.000 Definitely not a pikey.
00:52:13.000 Sparky!
00:52:14.000 So, like the borders are, and again, this shows that there's synergy here between these cabinet positions.
00:52:22.000 So I think he's being advised pretty well at this point.
00:52:24.000 It's a little early to tell, but I like what I'm seeing.
00:52:26.000 So the borders are, we told you about him yesterday, and AOC lost her mind on him, but then also secretly wanted him to give her a hug.
00:52:34.000 Butter her biscuit, so to speak.
00:52:36.000 She's never minced words on the border, okay?
00:52:40.000 She's been pretty strong on that.
00:52:41.000 So, Director of Homeland Security.
00:52:42.000 What does that mean she would do?
00:52:43.000 She would be involved with immigration laws, border security, maritime security, security at the ports, right?
00:52:49.000 She's been a very staunch supporter of strict immigration, okay?
00:52:53.000 She supported Donald Trump's, people called the Muslim ban, ban from terrorism ravaged countries.
00:52:59.000 She deployed the South Dakota National Guard multiple times to the border.
00:53:04.000 She offered to drive razor wire to Texas herself.
00:53:06.000 She tweeted this in 2021.
00:53:09.000 South Dakota won't be taking any illegal immigrants that the Biden administration wants to relocate.
00:53:14.000 My message to illegal immigrants, call me when you're an American.
00:53:17.000 That's fair.
00:53:17.000 She's like, you know, call me.
00:53:19.000 And here's my number.
00:53:20.000 Just wait.
00:53:20.000 Yes.
00:53:22.000 Although, that might send out the wrong signal, because someone might actually go through the whole naturalization process and then call her and think they have a shot.
00:53:27.000 And then John Wick called her and said, why'd you kill the dog?
00:53:31.000 She was picked.
00:53:34.000 John Wick just went, no way, bro.
00:53:36.000 Way!
00:53:40.000 That was so silly.
00:53:43.000 Little Miss Muffet, eating her curds and way!
00:53:48.000 Well, that's a different way.
00:53:49.000 No!
00:53:50.000 Yes.
00:53:51.000 So, here's the thing.
00:53:54.000 I think we can all agree.
00:53:56.000 There are pros, there are cons.
00:53:58.000 No matter what, she will definitely be better than current director Alejandro Mayorkas.
00:54:03.000 I'm asking you that today, as we sit here today, are all nine sectors of the southwest border secure?
00:54:10.000 And I'm just asking for a yes or no answer.
00:54:12.000 Congressman, I know you are asking for a yes or no answer.
00:54:15.000 And the fact of the matter is, That the challenges of the border are very complex and dynamic.
00:54:20.000 All right, well, I'm going to take from that that if you can't answer yes, then the answer is no.
00:54:24.000 That is not true.
00:54:25.000 All right, so then you're saying all nine are secure.
00:54:28.000 It is my testimony that the border is secure, and we are working every day, day and night, to increase its security.
00:54:38.000 Hmm.
00:54:39.000 Look...
00:54:40.000 And here's the thing, too.
00:54:41.000 Of course, we all know that Kamala Harris was border czar.
00:54:44.000 She was, sorry, tasked with investigating the root cause of immigration at the Southern Triangle.
00:54:51.000 Do I have that right?
00:54:51.000 I think so, yes.
00:54:52.000 Something like that?
00:54:53.000 It was got the czar by Axios, not by Republicans, by the way.
00:54:56.000 Yes, but that was the talking point.
00:54:56.000 We'll do a research paper on it or something.
00:54:59.000 The numbers just, the numbers quadruple, more than quadrupled.
00:55:02.000 Okay, that's just a fact.
00:55:04.000 I've been watching a lot of the leftist shows where they try and say, well, you know, people are saying this, but actually the Biden administration did well on the border.
00:55:11.000 What?
00:55:13.000 First off, I get it, you don't have an answer by a poll, but the polls reflect the truth.
00:55:18.000 Three million under Donald Trump, his entire presidency, at minimum 12, more than likely 20 million.
00:55:26.000 Just to today with the Biden administration.
00:55:29.000 Objectively, it is much worse.
00:55:31.000 And then you can trace it and say, oh, that's because of the policies.
00:55:35.000 And then you can trace that to a poll and say, and people believe that this is the case.
00:55:40.000 This is good news.
00:55:41.000 The polls actually line up with reality, which is not always the case.
00:55:44.000 So if you look at these cabinet picks, it tends to give us a pretty clear picture, right?
00:55:48.000 These picks are in line with the idea that Donald Trump has expressed more Quite a bit, which is peace through strength.
00:55:54.000 We don't go to war, but we make sure that if we need to, we can blow our opponent out of the water.
00:56:00.000 They're all focused on cost-cutting, on being efficient.
00:56:02.000 They're all focused on reducing, at least right now, what they claim, reducing government back to its intended scope.
00:56:11.000 What you're looking at right now is you're seeing people saying, okay, is it a legitimate role of government for us to have a military?
00:56:14.000 Yes.
00:56:15.000 Is it a legitimate role of government to provide no-bid military contracts so that these weapons manufacturers and even third-party companies become wealthy?
00:56:23.000 No, it is not.
00:56:24.000 Is it within the legitimate American government purview to provide a never-ending supply of funding to Ukraine?
00:56:30.000 No, it is not.
00:56:30.000 Is it within the American government's purview to secure our borders?
00:56:34.000 Yes, it is.
00:56:35.000 Is it within our purview to do so efficiently?
00:56:38.000 At the benefit of the American taxpayer.
00:56:41.000 We do need a government that looks out for the American citizen, the American taxpayer, because we pay their salaries and not simply looking for a new voting bloc that's available for purchase.
00:56:52.000 That's, I think, the starkest contrast that you will see in policy between the last administration and the new administration.
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