Louder with Crowder - BREAKING: Ellen Page is a Man!? | Good Morning #MugClub

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00:00:46.000 How are you?

00:00:47.000 I'm doing well.

00:00:47.000 Standing in front of a nice little Christmas wreath.

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00:00:49.000 Where is the Christmas wreath?

00:00:50.000 Oh, there it is!

00:00:51.000 I didn't even notice!

00:00:52.000 We like to make merry, also commit felonies, because apparently you're supposed to avoid getting sick by spending Christmas outside, socially distanced, in December!

00:01:04.000 I think it's safe.

00:01:06.000 Avoid the COVID, catch actual pneumonia.

00:01:09.000 Yes, just skip right over to it.

00:01:11.000 Yeah, it makes it easier.

00:01:12.000 We have a lot that we will be talking about today, by the way.

00:01:14.000 There was a hearing, of course, in Michigan yesterday, so we're going to be recapping that.

00:01:17.000 CNN now acknowledges that China lied people died on the Wuhan flu.

00:01:22.000 It's almost like we covered it beforehand, and we have some charts and graphs for you, which will be a lot of fun.

00:01:27.000 And they act like they have a scoop now.

00:01:30.000 Dick Tapper, breaking news! 0.99

00:01:32.000 China is a dishonest country. 1.00

00:01:37.000 So are we talking about that? 0.99

00:01:39.000 What else are we talking about?

00:01:40.000 Oh, the USPS, the United States Postal Workers, the whistleblowers.

00:01:44.000 Apparently hundreds of thousands of ballots were part of it.

00:01:46.000 It was basically, you know, replace Newman and Kramer's bottle return scheme to Michigan, only make it ballots from New York to Pennsylvania to the tune of hundreds of thousands.

00:01:56.000 Oh wow.

00:01:57.000 Don't try and cool your radiator with blood.

00:01:59.000 So we also have Porter Black Garrett.

00:02:01.000 Appreciate it.

00:02:02.000 He is accepted amongst no communities.

00:02:04.000 I'm sorry.

00:02:04.000 He has three quarters of a home.

00:02:07.000 And Gerald A. is here.

00:02:08.000 How are you, sir?

00:02:09.000 I'm well.

00:02:09.000 How are you?

00:02:10.000 Not great.

00:02:11.000 No? 0.65

00:02:11.000 We're gonna be shooting Brendan today, though. 0.65

00:02:13.000 That would be a lot of fun.

00:02:15.000 Yeah, just a lot of stuff happening in the news that I'm not happy about.

00:02:18.000 Well, of course.

00:02:19.000 This is actually happening right now.

00:02:21.000 This just broke here this morning because everyone's been, you guys have been following the bar?

00:02:25.000 Yeah.

00:02:26.000 I was about to say Bob Barr.

00:02:27.000 That's the libertarian game.

00:02:28.000 No, that's a different thing.

00:02:29.000 No one cares about.

00:02:33.000 Bill Barr.

00:02:34.000 People have been saying that he's saying, oh, there's absolutely no evidence and that they investigate people.

00:02:38.000 Like, oh, there you go, it's over.

00:02:39.000 Actually, no, there was a statement issued from the DOJ today.

00:02:42.000 They fired back specifically at news reports and they said, some media outlets have incorrectly reported that the department has concluded its investigation of election fraud and announced an affirmative finding of no fraud in the election.

00:02:52.000 That is not what the Associated Press reported, nor what the Attorney General stated.

00:02:57.000 The department will continue to receive and vigorously pursue all specific and credible allegations of fraud.

00:03:03.000 Well, that sounds like an open and shut case to me.

00:03:04.000 Yes.

00:03:05.000 What about the times where he specifically said, no collusion?

00:03:08.000 Right.

00:03:08.000 They didn't exactly run with that story.

00:03:10.000 No.

00:03:10.000 Right.

00:03:11.000 So the news is lying to us, is what you're saying? 0.87

00:03:13.000 I don't know if they're lying so much as they are just completely incompetent.

00:03:17.000 I think it's worse than that.

00:03:18.000 Which, hey, by the way, we are going to be testing, again, YouTube's algorithms this month because things have changed on YouTube and all of a sudden things are a little bit screwy, so comment right now.

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00:03:34.000 Favorite color, my childhood upbringing, whatever you want.

00:03:37.000 All of these subjects, just comment.

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00:03:40.000 Test.

00:03:42.000 Let's beat the algorithm.

00:03:44.000 Biden, not President-elect Biden, announced, has talked about one of his first actions, priorities, his first day in office in relation to gender policy.

00:03:58.000 And you know what?

00:03:59.000 Not a moment too soon.

00:04:00.000 Here's Chuck Schumer talking about it.

00:04:02.000 Joe Biden said that on his first day of office he will give transgender students access to sports, bathrooms, and locker rooms in accordance with their gender identity in all federally funded schools.

00:04:12.000 Do you think he has the ability to do this and do you agree with this decision?

00:04:15.000 I agree with the decision and I know he'll check things out thoroughly legally.

00:04:19.000 He will check things out thoroughly.

00:04:21.000 The good old scratch and sniff!

00:04:25.000 Pedophiles will be checking things out as well, unfortunately.

00:04:27.000 This could not have happened at a more important time, because Ellen Page, of course, as many of you have been following, but there's more to the story than people know, Ellen Page, most known for her roles in Juno, Inception... X-Men 3.

00:04:42.000 The remake of Flatliners.

00:04:43.000 Oh, that's right, that's right.

00:04:45.000 Story catalog.

00:04:46.000 Ellen Page, beloved actress of the United States, is now a man.

00:04:52.000 You can hit the overlay there.

00:04:53.000 I don't want to have to direct this all day.

00:04:58.000 It's now a man!

00:04:59.000 So the Privilege card is now removed, came out as Elliot.

00:05:03.000 By the way, Ellen Page is now Elliot Page.

00:05:06.000 Listen, just be ready for the attacks, because as a straight white male, you are given no quarter.

00:05:14.000 And we actually, this is something that's been a long time coming, and here at Lighthouse Cutter we actually have the

00:05:18.000 exclusive of the upcoming first performance of Elliot Page.

00:05:22.000 Oh God!

00:05:28.000 Elliot.

00:05:36.000 I'll be watching.

00:05:37.000 I gotta watch.

00:05:39.000 That's the elf theme song.

00:05:40.000 I got the, yeah, well, you just mix it in whatever happens. 1.00

00:05:44.000 Oh boy, that's one pussy I don't want to munch. 1.00

00:05:50.000 Talk about a beaver down. 1.00

00:05:54.000 I got the biggest eye roll from my wife when I showed her that last night because we watched the Umbrella Academy.

00:05:58.000 She's like, is there ever a role that formerly Ellen was in that she didn't look like a pouty guy anyway? 0.98

00:06:09.000 That's in poor taste.

00:06:11.000 This is one of the most crazy things when comedians go along with this.

00:06:14.000 And I'll explain to you why.

00:06:16.000 Well, first off, I think we've done a pretty fair job of covering election fraud.

00:06:20.000 I think we've been pretty consistent.

00:06:22.000 And this does matter.

00:06:23.000 People say, why do you talk about something that doesn't affect you?

00:06:25.000 The breakdown of the idea of men and women affects everybody.

00:06:30.000 Notably children.

00:06:31.000 It's like, why do you care about what it has to do with the Jews if it doesn't affect you? 1.00

00:06:33.000 Well, it doesn't affect me, but the Jews aren't big fans of it. 0.98

00:06:36.000 What about the children who will be taught that men and women and male and female are just a figment of your imagination?

00:06:43.000 That's a problem.

00:06:44.000 Well, and how long until we get the European bug and say, well, you can't say anything against these people or it's a year in jail, like we reported yesterday.

00:06:51.000 Speaking of bugs, this guy, I think he's very funny.

00:06:53.000 I'm surprised that comedians come out and support this.

00:06:56.000 Kumail Nanjiani?

00:06:58.000 Nanjiani from Silicon Valley.

00:07:00.000 Very funny guy.

00:07:01.000 He said, this is an actual tweet.

00:07:03.000 I've been a fan of Elliot's for a very long time and I'm excited to see him continue his fantastic work.

00:07:11.000 In the years to come.

00:07:13.000 Fantastic fan of Elliot, his work, I believe, is Corey Black Garrett.

00:07:18.000 Gotcha!

00:07:19.000 I got skipped up, I got skipped up.

00:07:22.000 Yeah, you did.

00:07:24.000 No, apparently Elliot Page has just as many film credits as Caitlyn Jenner has medals.

00:07:28.000 Oh wow.

00:07:29.000 Oh no.

00:07:29.000 If you don't understand the slippery slope for crying out loud, that you have now made every single casting director who's issued character breakdowns guilty of hate speech.

00:07:40.000 You've retroactively made people guilty of hate speech!

00:07:45.000 So do we refer to Elliot in the past now?

00:07:48.000 When referring to past roles?

00:07:50.000 Netflix changed the credits!

00:07:52.000 Did they really?

00:07:52.000 Yeah!

00:07:53.000 Oh my gosh!

00:07:54.000 That's the casting call.

00:07:56.000 An Elliot Page type.

00:08:02.000 Oh my gosh, I love it.

00:08:03.000 I don't love it!

00:08:04.000 No, no, that was sarcasm!

00:08:05.000 Are you out of your mind? 1.00

00:08:06.000 I'm gonna kill you. 1.00

00:08:07.000 Are you out of your mind? 1.00

00:08:08.000 What is this thing with him?

00:08:09.000 I'm burying you next to Bill. 1.00

00:08:10.000 He's going to kill Bill, he's going to kill me. 1.00

00:08:11.000 He doesn't do show prep, so it's like, I know what my- I'll say I'll kill you! 1.00

00:08:15.000 Murder! 1.00

00:08:16.000 This works!

00:08:17.000 That's a family-friendly activity.

00:08:19.000 Off the top of the show, too.

00:08:21.000 You off your hormone blockers?

00:08:22.000 No.

00:08:22.000 They wouldn't refill the prescription.

00:08:28.000 Take on an empty stomach.

00:08:31.000 Small meal of crackers.

00:08:35.000 They also stop brain development, by the way, those hormone blockers.

00:08:39.000 It's almost like you're unscientific when you don't understand that the endocrine system, that neurology, that when you actually look at neurotransmitters and hormones are very similar and interact at a very important level.

00:08:53.000 Just look at thyroid, look at testosterone, look at how that affects dopamine, serotonin.

00:08:57.000 It's almost as though these things actually matter.

00:08:59.000 But I know, I know, the science isn't in.

00:09:02.000 You'll walk the wide perimeter six feet, mind you, at Whole Foods to avoid BPA in anything regarding plastic or any kind of container because you don't want something mimicking estrogen in the body.

00:09:12.000 When injected directly into your ass cheek, however, for a six-year-old, well, you know, we're a little murky on the science. 0.87

00:09:18.000 I understand that. 0.99

00:09:21.000 You have to have a conversation with your kid now about this!

00:09:23.000 Yeah, they have the right to demand this, by the way.

00:09:26.000 By the way, I'm sorry, sweetheart, your mom was guilty of hate speech. 1.00

00:09:29.000 I will say, looking back, you're going to have people now, too, retroactively reviewing films.

00:09:34.000 Looking back, the remake of Flatliners didn't make me want to swallow a knife.

00:09:39.000 I didn't find it disrespectful to the art of cinema because of the beautiful and brave Elliot.

00:09:44.000 The fact that this is the only show, the fact this is the only show where my media went to E.T.

00:09:54.000 dressed as a transgender alien saying Elliot and I didn't see it anywhere. 0.87

00:09:59.000 It's the only show that could think about it and do it.

00:10:03.000 You won't see that on any Conan.

00:10:06.000 This ain't no Family Matters.

00:10:09.000 They're too scared.

00:10:10.000 Eat your heart out.

00:10:11.000 Oh no, don't bring that back.

00:10:13.000 Don't bring that back.

00:10:14.000 It's grown on me.

00:10:14.000 He's using it now.

00:10:15.000 It's grown on me.

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00:10:33.000 club. That's what allows us to continue. Leave a comment.

00:10:35.000 We'll be taking your live chat after this. Manny will be doing a police sketch. Yeah. Oh,

00:10:38.000 nice. Of someone he doesn't know yet. Oh, that's true. So this is something we need to talk

00:10:43.000 is the Michigan hearing. And I'm getting tired of the hearings. And listen, this is the

00:10:46.000 goal of the media is for you all to be fatigued. And I was like, which state now? There's a

00:10:49.000 selection from, okay, is it Pennsylvania? Is it Michigan? Is it Wisconsin? Or is it

00:10:54.000 Georgia? Is it Arizona? Pick a lane.

00:10:56.000 The answer is yes. Right. And it makes sense that the stuff that would come out later would

00:11:03.000 be bigger or at least more reliable than the stuff that was just sort of suspected early

00:11:08.000 It's getting worse.

00:11:09.000 It's almost like building a national case takes more than two weeks.

00:11:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:11:15.000 Oh, come on, there's nothing yet?

00:11:16.000 It's almost like going to the Supreme Court requires more than a couple interns and a PDF file.

00:11:22.000 And a space bar.

00:11:24.000 Get on the line with Tucker, Sidney!

00:11:27.000 I need it!

00:11:29.000 You don't see the left doing this, cannibalizing themselves, and I can't believe that you didn't give me this exclusive.

00:11:35.000 You mean the case that I'm building, and if I don't have everything right, I could be under threat of being cuffed?

00:11:40.000 No!

00:11:41.000 No, I'm sorry!

00:11:42.000 By the way, you don't work with a bowtie or no bowtie.

00:11:45.000 Bowtie, no bowtie! 1.00

00:11:46.000 It's not a good show, I'm not giving you an exclusive.

00:11:48.000 CNN takes like three days to fire somebody who was caught doing something inappropriate on the Zoom call. 0.96

00:11:53.000 CNN takes nine months to acknowledge that the Chinese government is filled with communist liars.

00:12:00.000 So my question to you is, when we're talking about that, do you believe that CNN didn't know?

00:12:06.000 That CNN actually believed China?

00:12:08.000 Or do you think they were in on it like the member of the World Health Organization on a Skype call who slam dunked the Taiwanese like it was his grandmother and he couldn't hear her?

00:12:15.000 He pulled the whole ruffle the chip bag, I can't hear you grandma, I'm going out!

00:12:20.000 They never covered it on CNN!

00:12:22.000 Doesn't that matter?

00:12:23.000 Especially considering there's some, isn't there some kind of a history with Taiwan and China?

00:12:27.000 A little, I don't know.

00:12:29.000 It's like the China is Asshole Guide. 1.00

00:12:31.000 China is Asshole! 1.00

00:12:31.000 They should have listened to that guy. 1.00

00:12:33.000 Best reporting we've seen from China.

00:12:35.000 That guy had all the information.

00:12:36.000 By the way, he now is a woman.

00:12:39.000 Oh! 0.60

00:12:39.000 No, no, no, no. 0.60

00:12:40.000 She, she. 0.57

00:12:40.000 You have to just make sure. 0.57

00:12:42.000 Allow me this opportunity to apologize.

00:12:43.000 Yes.

00:12:44.000 I also apologize for saying that Bruce Jenner won gold medals.

00:12:48.000 No, listen, Caitlyn Jenner never won a gold medal!

00:12:50.000 Caitlyn Jenner hit people with his car!

00:12:53.000 Her.

00:12:53.000 Her car.

00:12:54.000 Her car.

00:12:55.000 It's confusing, I know.

00:12:56.000 How funny would it be if Ellen Page just now just smokes Frankie Muniz in a drag race? 1.00

00:13:01.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:13:02.000 Jeanette, so many strokes! 1.00

00:13:04.000 Was it heart attacks?

00:13:05.000 What was it that Frankie Muniz has?

00:13:06.000 Apparently he's an accomplished race car driver.

00:13:08.000 Really?

00:13:09.000 We all know, once you switch genders, you don't. 1.00

00:13:11.000 The driving is the first thing that comes.

00:13:13.000 Goes.

00:13:14.000 So the Michigan hearings took place... No, it comes when you're becoming a man. 1.00

00:13:18.000 He's gonna be like, I hope you die. 1.00

00:13:19.000 He's gonna be like, I hope you die. 1.00

00:13:21.000 How dare you? 1.00

00:13:23.000 I'm confused! 1.00

00:13:25.000 I'm not aware of the topic, so I will just wish death upon you. 1.00

00:13:27.000 There's death upon you. 0.99

00:13:28.000 In Jenner's case, it went. 1.00

00:13:30.000 You are an angry drunk, Gerald. 0.76

00:13:31.000 Yeah, what is happening? 0.92

00:13:32.000 I mean, screwdrivers sounded like a good idea.

00:13:35.000 Yeah, early in the morning.

00:13:36.000 Wait, hold on a second.

00:13:37.000 C9 really quickly before we go to the hearings.

00:13:39.000 L.A.

00:13:39.000 County shatters record in worst day of pa- I thought you had the lockdown!

00:13:43.000 What happened?

00:13:44.000 The harshest of lockdowns.

00:13:46.000 Yeah, what happened there?

00:13:48.000 Oh, those are cases.

00:13:49.000 Well, what about deaths?

00:13:50.000 I want to get the benefit of the doubt.

00:13:50.000 It's probably John MacArthur's fault, right?

00:13:52.000 Yeah, it's all the church's fault.

00:13:54.000 I blame DeSantis!

00:13:56.000 It's the Crips going around and giving all their victims COVID so they don't get blamed. 1.00

00:13:59.000 All those asshats rollerblading down in Daytona. 1.00

00:14:03.000 How much is a life worth? 1.00

00:14:04.000 Damn inline skating. 1.00

00:14:07.000 Can anyone make... look. 1.00

00:14:09.000 Can anyone make a case to me that lockdowns have worked at all?

00:14:12.000 Any kind of statistical causation there that lockdowns have had any effect?

00:14:16.000 Can anyone out there?

00:14:17.000 Anyone?

00:14:17.000 Give me that argument.

00:14:18.000 Nope.

00:14:19.000 Europe?

00:14:19.000 United States?

00:14:20.000 Any of the states?

00:14:21.000 1918, military, during time of war, didn't happen then either.

00:14:24.000 I know I hate science, but you know, I'm open to it right now.

00:14:27.000 Um, so the Michigan hearings did happen.

00:14:29.000 They started, uh, they didn't start yesterday, but yesterday, uh, there was a hearing and it started with possibly my new favorite person.

00:14:37.000 Uh, this was, we have a lot to get, but this was just fun.

00:14:41.000 Welcome to the Senate Oversight Committee.

00:14:43.000 You have three minutes.

00:14:44.000 Thank you, committee.

00:14:44.000 I am so happy to be here.

00:14:45.000 Let me put my hat back on, because this is my prize right here.

00:14:48.000 This is the winner who won the election before it was cheated.

00:14:51.000 And as a sidebar, Senator Santana, welcome, my sister from the D. If Black Lives Matter, why did you skip me? 0.91

00:14:59.000 Well, let me tell you, it was voter fraud at its finest.

00:15:01.000 Pure and calculated fraud.

00:15:03.000 And I wouldn't be surprised if people up here was involved. 0.99

00:15:09.000 Goddamn. 0.92

00:15:14.000 I may grab my hat, but before I speak, how do y'all feel about Forsodomy? 0.97

00:15:18.000 We appreciate the lady bringing her hand sanitizer. 0.63

00:15:22.000 Oh, that's KY! 0.85

00:15:23.000 Get ready!

00:15:24.000 Get ready!

00:15:25.000 They were not preparing for this.

00:15:28.000 She had like Jesse Jackson rhyming and everything. 0.96

00:15:31.000 I wish that I were a black lesbian, because I could get away with anything. 1.00

00:15:34.000 As much as you want. 0.99

00:15:35.000 Not that she's a lesbian. 0.95

00:15:36.000 No, no, no.

00:15:37.000 But she still gets away with more than I do.

00:15:39.000 Or Elliot Page will be able to.

00:15:42.000 Believe it or not, Ellen's not home.

00:15:47.000 Ellen's gonna switch back and be like, screw this. 1.00

00:15:49.000 This is too hard.

00:15:50.000 You know what's also not home when you're at home on blockers?

00:15:53.000 Dopamine!

00:15:53.000 That's pleasure. That neuro ship has sailed.

00:15:58.000 It's dark. Don't worry, we'll talk about mental health when a celebrity commits suicide. 0.80

00:16:05.000 We'll talk about antidepressants and hormones and the correlation.

00:16:08.000 Not when we're trying to make sure that, you know, you're jailed for hate speech if you say that a man is a man.

00:16:16.000 We'll go through the hearings here.

00:16:18.000 There are a few claims that are new and there are some that obviously are sort of repeated claims that we've already verified here on this program.

00:16:24.000 But there were some new ones, and it's hard to keep track.

00:16:26.000 I tell you, I do this for a living, and it's very hard for me to keep track.

00:16:29.000 So I'm going to try and simplify it, distill it as well as I can for you.

00:16:32.000 There was one witness who said that military ballots she saw, they looked like Xerox copies.

00:16:38.000 These are military ballots.

00:16:39.000 They looked like Xerox copies of each other, meaning multiple of the same ballot.

00:16:44.000 None of them were registered Michigan voters.

00:16:46.000 And I don't know if you know this, but again, we've noticed a disturbing trend with these mistakes I know you're thinking, well, okay, but that's so you, so you doubled up on votes, but if it ends up being a, you know, okay, an extra 50 for Biden, extra 50 for, no, hold on.

00:16:58.000 End phrase.

00:16:59.000 Only for Biden.

00:17:00.000 Here you go.

00:17:01.000 Not one of the military ballots was a registered voter.

00:17:05.000 Um, and the ballots look like they were all exactly the same Xerox copies of the ballot.

00:17:09.000 They were all for Biden across the board.

00:17:11.000 There wasn't a single Trump vote and none of the.

00:17:14.000 The voters are registered.

00:17:15.000 They had to manually enter the names and addresses at a birth date of 1-1-2020, which would override the system and allow them to enter non-registered voters, of which I saw several that day.

00:17:26.000 Throughout the day, that's how they would override voters that were neither in the electronic poll book or the supplemental updated poll book.

00:17:33.000 Okay, you know what's so sinister about this?

00:17:35.000 And I know people will watch right now with a skeptical mind.

00:17:37.000 And you should watch this with a skeptical mind.

00:17:39.000 All of these sources will be available at loudearthquieter.com.

00:17:41.000 You just click the description.

00:17:42.000 We try to make these available to you.

00:17:43.000 They will say, well, look, that's just hearsay.

00:17:46.000 As though it's like Christine Blasey Ford saying that she was raped at a party that never happened in a house that doesn't exist.

00:17:50.000 It's not.

00:17:51.000 Now, what you have are signed affidavits, and you have people under penalty of perjury making these claims.

00:17:57.000 You go, well, where's the paper trail?

00:17:58.000 That's why we need a hand audit.

00:18:00.000 Well, we can't because we don't have enough evidence.

00:18:01.000 Well, we're trying to get to it!

00:18:03.000 That's why you have hundreds of people saying, we saw it, we saw it.

00:18:06.000 We need to confirm it.

00:18:07.000 And they're trying to seize voting machines.

00:18:08.000 There is no amount of proof that will allow the left to say, okay, you know what?

00:18:12.000 Let's just, let's recount this.

00:18:14.000 Why don't you just do an audit?

00:18:16.000 Verify, you do it.

00:18:17.000 This all goes away.

00:18:18.000 This all goes away. 0.99

00:18:20.000 You will not hear a peep from me, cross my heart and hope to die.

00:18:26.000 And why in the world would they allow a ballot that has an 11-month-old birthday on it?

00:18:30.000 on it. That overrides the baby military? I guess we're a little murky on the rulebook

00:18:36.000 as to when life begins. Yeah, that's right. If they're voting straight, take a Democrat.

00:18:44.000 That one survived the abortion. 0.92

00:18:45.000 Keep it in the incubator for another, uh, one's election.

00:18:47.000 Four months.

00:18:48.000 Four months.

00:18:48.000 We'll, uh, we'll get that bill.

00:18:49.000 Put this in his little paw there.

00:18:51.000 Let me do it.

00:18:52.000 Okay.

00:18:53.000 Good.

00:18:53.000 Thank you.

00:18:54.000 Yeah.

00:18:54.000 And throw out every single ballot that has 1-1-2020 as the... I'm sorry.

00:18:57.000 It's insane.

00:18:59.000 You did it, not us, right?

00:19:00.000 It's not our fault that you cheated.

00:19:02.000 So this is the point. 0.99

00:19:03.000 The whole point is every one of these instances needs to be investigated and either proven to be completely false so that we can all point and laugh and go, yeah, you guys are idiots for saying that, or proven that something did happen that needs to be undone. 0.98

00:19:16.000 Right. 0.94

00:19:17.000 Why is that controversial?

00:19:18.000 Well, they will say, well, listen, it's not our, and I understand this, the burden of proof is not on me to prove innocence.

00:19:23.000 Well, first off, that's for an individual.

00:19:24.000 And at this case, at this point, in this case, there's far more evidence than, for example, Russia collusion.

00:19:30.000 You were saying proven absence of, okay, and it was.

00:19:33.000 In this case, there have been no steps to verify it.

00:19:35.000 All the closest we have is a recount of the exact same machine ballots.

00:19:39.000 In Georgia, which wouldn't reveal any of this info.

00:19:41.000 You wouldn't be able to confirm affidavits if you did that recount of the machine.

00:19:46.000 And by the way, they still found 5,500 more votes.

00:19:49.000 I don't even know how that happens.

00:19:51.000 I don't either, but here's the thing.

00:19:52.000 They are on the hook for making sure this election... If you have reason to believe that there was fraud in this election and you sign your name certifying the results of that election, there's a lot of people out there right now that think that might be illegal.

00:20:04.000 Yes.

00:20:04.000 Right?

00:20:05.000 So you do have a responsibility to make sure that these incidents... It's not us to pay for an audit.

00:20:09.000 This is absolutely worth looking into.

00:20:12.000 And by the way, Donald Trump did try and pay for an audit.

00:20:15.000 They're talking about this Jimmy Bruchetta there on CNN.

00:20:17.000 Look, they're saying, Georgia Secretary of State's second recount sees no major changes so far.

00:20:23.000 Of course he couldn't!

00:20:24.000 They didn't check the signatures.

00:20:26.000 Yeah, they're not doing what they're being asked to do.

00:20:28.000 Let's say this.

00:20:29.000 Do you guys use a Scantron still in school?

00:20:31.000 No.

00:20:31.000 Did you guys use a Scantron when you did these tests?

00:20:35.000 My scam was I used to deliberately use a non-number two pencil, get myself some extra days of study, be like, oh, the test didn't work.

00:20:40.000 Why?

00:20:41.000 You should have said number two.

00:20:42.000 We did say number two.

00:20:43.000 We said it in the handout that we sent home with you and again before the test.

00:20:45.000 Well, at that point, it's too late.

00:20:46.000 They say it constantly.

00:20:47.000 Are there other pencils?

00:20:48.000 I didn't even know there was another pencil.

00:20:50.000 I don't know, but it seems like number two is a pretty dominating show.

00:20:53.000 They got a monopoly on that.

00:20:54.000 But if they said, if they said, uh, Scantrons, for example, said, oh, you know what?

00:20:58.000 This, this is inaccurate.

00:20:59.000 It misread your actual test score here.

00:21:02.000 Yeah.

00:21:02.000 Oh, what does it say?

00:21:03.000 It said you have an 85 and I'm looking at five or six wrong answers.

00:21:06.000 Well, you know what?

00:21:06.000 Just run that again to the Scantron machine, which still says 85.

00:21:09.000 No, but I'm saying that the machine isn't right.

00:21:12.000 Yeah.

00:21:12.000 Good enough for me.

00:21:14.000 We can't.

00:21:14.000 That's the Georgia recount, just to be clear.

00:21:16.000 It's not an actual recount.

00:21:17.000 There is no canvassing.

00:21:18.000 There is no hand counting.

00:21:19.000 So, there are affidavits.

00:21:20.000 We do have some evidence, by the way, statistical evidence, and there is some evidence of internet being connected to the machine.

00:21:25.000 No.

00:21:26.000 Hard-lined, by the way.

00:21:27.000 What is this, 1998?

00:21:30.000 Yeah.

00:21:31.000 It's still Ethernet cables, come on!

00:21:33.000 And then you have to have an investigation so you can verify these claims, of which there are hundreds in multiple states, and there are several claims to each act of fraud.

00:21:43.000 That's the thing.

00:21:44.000 That you wouldn't be able to have these many people confirming these levels of fraud across the country in different states.

00:21:51.000 Maybe you would.

00:21:51.000 I can't say you wouldn't.

00:21:52.000 It's very unlikely.

00:21:54.000 It's less likely than China telling the truth on COVID, but somehow that got past CNN.

00:22:01.000 Their fact checkers were busy.

00:22:02.000 So here's another one.

00:22:03.000 Another witness said that the Dominion voting machines, and we've talked about this yesterday, but this is another person saying that they were connected to the internet.

00:22:11.000 When I got down there on the morning of the 4th, I went back for an additional day because I witnessed so many irregularities when I was there on Election Day on the 3rd.

00:22:19.000 Immediately upon walking in, I ran into Randy Bishop.

00:22:22.000 And Randy owns radio stations.

00:22:24.000 He's very IT savvy.

00:22:25.000 He said, Brian, I was here all night.

00:22:27.000 What's going on here is unbelievable.

00:22:29.000 He said, let me show you something right now before I leave.

00:22:32.000 So he walked me over to the high-speed scanners and tabulators.

00:22:35.000 Isn't it weird when a witness has to tell people there that something's illegal?

00:22:38.000 all bundled together as they accumulate and then they're all connected to these routers

00:22:42.000 and then they all go to the main computer. He said these are all hooked into the internet

00:22:46.000 and that is illegal and it should not be happening because it opens them up to hacking.

00:22:51.000 Isn't it weird when a witness has to tell people there that something's illegal?

00:22:55.000 A little bit. Your honor, that's illegal! Shit. Which he's right.

00:23:01.000 That means bad!

00:23:02.000 Couldn't a five-year-old spot an Ethernet cable?

00:23:04.000 Do you have to be an IT expert to point this out, that this little line running from the machine connecting to a router is going to the Internet?

00:23:10.000 Can we get some 11-month-old poll watchers looking for Ethernet cables?

00:23:15.000 Can we do that?

00:23:17.000 Seems like there's just a pandemic of 11-month-old voters.

00:23:21.000 Just put them on poll-watching duty! 0.99

00:23:23.000 Aren't you an Ethernet cable specialist?

00:23:26.000 No, I'm not.

00:23:26.000 I'm sorry, sir, you have to go home because a pipe burst.

00:23:30.000 I know, we're disappointed about it as well.

00:23:33.000 On your way now.

00:23:35.000 Crawls out.

00:23:37.000 Most secure election in modern American history.

00:23:39.000 Yes.

00:23:40.000 Yeah, we talked about this yesterday, by the way, at Poll Challenger, and this was a Dominion contract.

00:23:45.000 We talked about that people had previously testified that they were connected to the internet, and they talked about how they were connected to Wi-Fi, and how this was going out to Frankfurt.

00:23:53.000 there are these connections that people had access to it that foreign actors

00:23:55.000 could absolutely have access to it and there was information that was being

00:23:58.000 distributed to foreign actors now I'm saying these are the allegations these

00:24:02.000 are the claims and there have been receipts brought you cannot claim that

00:24:06.000 it is the most fair and secure election of all time if it's connected to Wi-Fi

00:24:10.000 without a password yeah I mean, you can if you're going on 60 Minutes on Sunday.

00:24:16.000 I don't do that with my Roku.

00:24:18.000 Because I have a cheap neighbor who won't pay for Netflix. 0.98

00:24:21.000 Jerk. 0.93

00:24:22.000 Well, saying it was a safe and secure election is also a positive claim that has a burden of proof, too.

00:24:26.000 Right.

00:24:27.000 Prove it.

00:24:27.000 They have to do that as much as other people have to prove it.

00:24:30.000 And they never stand up under scrutiny.

00:24:31.000 Right.

00:24:33.000 It's the safest and most secure election of modern American history.

00:24:36.000 Question!

00:24:36.000 Yes, you in the back.

00:24:37.000 What if someone has access to a radio shack?

00:24:40.000 Well, then it's out of our hands.

00:24:41.000 We can't deal with that.

00:24:42.000 Can you imagine going to the police and saying, yeah, there's this guy over there.

00:24:46.000 He's got a severed head in his yard.

00:24:47.000 That's not enough evidence for us to come over there.

00:24:49.000 But really, you should.

00:24:50.000 Well, are you going to pay for this?

00:24:51.000 Are you going to pay for us to come and investigate this potential crime?

00:24:54.000 Do you have a severed head in your yard?

00:24:56.000 Is that why you've got murder on the brink?

00:24:57.000 I know a guy.

00:24:59.000 Yeah.

00:25:00.000 He knows himself.

00:25:03.000 I know my man.

00:25:03.000 I'm looking at the man in the mirror.

00:25:06.000 Not anymore.

00:25:07.000 By the way, hit the notification bell if you're subscribed on YouTube, because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot on YouTube.

00:25:11.000 And by that I mean, they mean nothing.

00:25:13.000 Nothing at all.

00:25:13.000 Weekday is 10am.

00:25:14.000 You can watch us here.

00:25:16.000 Here's another one.

00:25:16.000 I don't know if you remember this.

00:25:18.000 The day after the election, so we'll go back to when we were covering this.

00:25:21.000 This was after, I believe, an hour and a half nap.

00:25:24.000 Yeah.

00:25:25.000 I was still sleeping.

00:25:26.000 You weren't.

00:25:27.000 Were you here?

00:25:28.000 No, you weren't here that day.

00:25:29.000 No, not the morning.

00:25:29.000 Not the next day.

00:25:30.000 That's right.

00:25:31.000 He wasn't here the morning after.

00:25:31.000 We had Courtney, you, and then half-Asian Bill came in a little bit later with some of this exclusive info because we stopped election night because they said they were going to stop counting.

00:25:42.000 We're going to stop counting.

00:25:43.000 There's nothing we can do here.

00:25:43.000 There's nothing.

00:25:44.000 What are we going to do?

00:25:45.000 Speculate like it's a cable news show?

00:25:46.000 That's valueless.

00:25:47.000 So we decided to go home, get a little beauty sleep.

00:25:53.000 Proof is in the pudding.

00:25:55.000 Or not.

00:25:55.000 Namely that my face looks like pudding.

00:26:00.000 Oh, no it doesn't.

00:26:01.000 Oh, stop it.

00:26:02.000 Don't ruin my self-deprecation.

00:26:07.000 It's a firm pudding.

00:26:08.000 It's more of a pudding skin, really.

00:26:11.000 Pudding that's been left out overnight.

00:26:12.000 Which is the best part.

00:26:12.000 Uncovered.

00:26:13.000 So after the election, we were covering this.

00:26:14.000 Again, this is something that we have that nobody else out there could have because you had people who covered the election live and then you have commentators afterward.

00:26:21.000 We were the same people, aside from Gerald Notwithstanding, but we don't expect you to do 19 hours of streaming.

00:26:26.000 I get it.

00:26:28.000 We were covering it that night, came back an hour and a half later, and there was all of a sudden this dump of votes that changed the election.

00:26:35.000 Here's a trip down memory lane.

00:26:36.000 It's the dead of night.

00:26:38.000 The polls have been closed for hours and hours.

00:26:40.000 Where are these people coming from?

00:26:42.000 And they were supposed to stop counting.

00:26:43.000 That's what they said on air.

00:26:44.000 Think of the different points here where there's no security.

00:26:47.000 There's no security.

00:26:48.000 First off, we have no idea how these things got into the van.

00:26:50.000 There's no one there right now escorting him from the van.

00:26:53.000 Wild conspiracy theory centering on ballot counting in Detroit is going viral tonight.

00:26:58.000 Without evidence, she suggests that what she's recording is someone delivering thousands of ballots in the middle of the night, right around the time Michigan went from Trump to Biden.

00:27:09.000 Sorrell even did an interview about it with a conservative radio host.

00:27:12.000 It looks like it was carrying, as it is now, equipment for our crews who were working long hours here yesterday.

00:27:19.000 Right, so that was our coverage and then their coverage of our coverage.

00:27:24.000 This isn't on radio.

00:27:28.000 It's almost like you can't trust them.

00:27:31.000 We don't know what YouTube is, it's radio.

00:27:35.000 It even appeared on a conservative radio show.

00:27:38.000 No, that's not it.

00:27:39.000 It's radio with video.

00:27:40.000 They run a clip of Tucker Carlson.

00:27:41.000 Even appeared on a public cable access program in Schenectady.

00:27:46.000 No, that's Fox News.

00:27:48.000 Well, my mistake.

00:27:49.000 There's no fixing it now.

00:27:50.000 How about you fire everyone?

00:27:52.000 I don't know if you know how radio works, but it doesn't usually have video with it.

00:27:56.000 No, it's a new radio.

00:27:57.000 Can't do that on the research.

00:27:59.000 And so that's what we were covering the day of.

00:28:01.000 4 a.m.

00:28:02.000 that happened and the election changed and again you see in the Michigan hearings yesterday this is confirmed by several witnesses who confirmed that... I want to be... what's the name of the wagons that they call it?

00:28:11.000 Red Flyer?

00:28:12.000 Radio Flyer.

00:28:12.000 What is it?

00:28:14.000 So there were coolers coming in.

00:28:15.000 This is what the media does with their selective fact checks.

00:28:17.000 There were coolers coming in.

00:28:18.000 There was the red radio flyers.

00:28:20.000 It was called Radio Flyer Wagon.

00:28:21.000 And we said what?

00:28:21.000 They're just bringing ballots in?

00:28:24.000 What to me, did they fact check?

00:28:25.000 They said, ah, they were putting camera equipment in the wagon.

00:28:27.000 First off, I transport camera equipment.

00:28:32.000 I pay for the equipment that you see here.

00:28:33.000 It's kind of expensive.

00:28:34.000 Kind of a biggie, so I try and keep it... There's no way to protect it in a wagon!

00:28:38.000 Just rocks around.

00:28:39.000 It's like, hey, can I guarantee that these $4,000 lenses are never usable once again?

00:28:45.000 Well, what about all the coolers?

00:28:50.000 Well, we haven't investigated that.

00:28:51.000 Do it!

00:28:52.000 That's your job!

00:28:53.000 What was in the coolers?

00:28:54.000 We assume more cameras.

00:28:56.000 You can't fit in that cooler!

00:28:58.000 What exactly were they preparing to record at 4 a.m.

00:29:01.000 that they needed additional camera equipment?

00:29:03.000 Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:29:03.000 Okay, so let me be really clear about this.

00:29:05.000 I misspoke.

00:29:06.000 They were planning on using the cameras to knock people unconscious with them.

00:29:10.000 Okay, well, that's not listed in the uses.

00:29:13.000 Namely, 11-month-old pole watchers. 0.99

00:29:14.000 They're very easy to knock unconscious. 0.86

00:29:16.000 Soft heads.

00:29:17.000 As we were watching this, we were saying, what is this?

00:29:19.000 What is this going on?

00:29:21.000 This is a weird process.

00:29:22.000 And pointing out the security.

00:29:23.000 This is exactly what this is.

00:29:24.000 We were saying, this is a poorly handled security risk.

00:29:27.000 Either way, these things shouldn't be allowed to go in, completely unchecked, with no security, in and out the front door, back door.

00:29:32.000 That's what we were talking about.

00:29:33.000 It was unraveling before our eyes.

00:29:36.000 We were watching it play out, and they fact-checked, well, it turns out the wagon just had a couple of cannons.

00:29:40.000 We're like, oh, a cannon's a cameraman.

00:29:42.000 Had a couple of Nokias.

00:29:43.000 Well, what about the rest of it?

00:29:44.000 Well, you know what?

00:29:44.000 We have to move on to something else.

00:29:45.000 We're pretty busy.

00:29:46.000 Elliot Page?

00:29:48.000 Attorney number one.

00:29:50.000 So, um, this was confirmed, uh, after reporting that there were 84 boxes, 600 ballots each,

00:29:56.000 50,000 votes.

00:29:57.000 Let's go to the hearing clip.

00:29:58.000 I also saw the ballots being dropped off about, I don't know, 3, 3.30, 4 o'clock in the morning.

00:30:06.000 4 o'clock, 3.30, I think I've heard 4 o'clock, um, is by my estimation.

00:30:11.000 There was a delivery, I would estimate, because the table in the center next to the main stage is where the ballots were brought to.

00:30:18.000 Somewhere at least 60 boxes were brought in.

00:30:21.000 I see a truck at the loading dock coming in the back of the TCF center.

00:30:26.000 And by the time I looked, Mr. Baxter and his management team were personally holding in boxes and carrying them in.

00:30:34.000 I'm looking at these numbers here, 84 boxes, 600 each in each box, over 50,000 ballots.

00:30:42.000 Where did these ballots go?

00:30:44.000 They were just processed.

00:30:46.000 Isn't it weird that, again, this witness testimony, they're bringing information that you think the people in charge of the election should know right away?

00:30:52.000 Right.

00:30:52.000 I would estimate, uh, I don't know, 50 boxes.

00:30:55.000 They should be able to go right away.

00:30:56.000 Oh, at that time, was it 452?

00:30:58.000 We can tell you exactly how many votes and how many boxes.

00:31:00.000 No idea.

00:31:01.000 And where they came from?

00:31:02.000 No idea.

00:31:03.000 Santa's Christmas list of naughty and nice.

00:31:06.000 Is more effective.

00:31:07.000 Think about that for a second.

00:31:08.000 They didn't even check it once.

00:31:09.000 Right.

00:31:10.000 If someone came in and said, hey, you know what, you're guilty, and let's say YouTube or Facebook came in and said, hey, you know what, you're guilty of hate speech because you said that Elliot Page was at one point a woman, or you said that a female was in the film, the pregnant female in Juno was a woman, right?

00:31:24.000 And they say that you're guilty of hate speech.

00:31:26.000 I said, really, where did I say this?

00:31:28.000 They say somewhere around, uh, in the first ha- Oh, hold on, you're talking about Ellen Page, the wonderful actress who I actually really liked and remains to be seen?

00:31:35.000 What happens with Elliot Page?

00:31:36.000 Yeah, we can find that at 4 minutes and 33 seconds.

00:31:38.000 Why?

00:31:38.000 Because it's my show!

00:31:39.000 I'm in charge of it!

00:31:41.000 We've got the record.

00:31:42.000 But imagine if someone else has to come in and give me time codes to my program.

00:31:47.000 You're in charge of the election.

00:31:48.000 Well, that's outside of my purview.

00:31:49.000 What is in your purview, Harold?

00:31:52.000 Oh, and what happened next?

00:31:54.000 And this is what you're calling the safest and most secure election?

00:32:00.000 I don't like it when the people who are in charge of elections are sitting at rapt attention because the The curiosity gap is so incredible due to eyewitness testimony.

00:32:10.000 Well, we saw these votes, these pallets coming in in coolers.

00:32:15.000 Fascinating.

00:32:17.000 Oh, fascinating.

00:32:19.000 Tell me more, Captain.

00:32:20.000 And that's all for today, kids.

00:32:22.000 The anticipation is killing me.

00:32:26.000 I hope it'll last.

00:32:30.000 This shouldn't be news to anyone, just like it shouldn't be news to you, CNN, that China lies about everything. 0.57

00:32:35.000 Not all Chinese, just the government. 0.50

00:32:37.000 Yeah.

00:32:37.000 By the way, they're doing a great job of not covering a single hearing, by the way.

00:32:41.000 I don't know if you've been watching CNN lately.

00:32:44.000 Not one.

00:32:44.000 Well, only when I'm on this show.

00:32:46.000 Yeah.

00:32:46.000 And when I feel like, uh, if I need to work up the nerve to put a shotgun in my mouth.

00:32:50.000 Yeah.

00:32:51.000 That's harder.

00:32:52.000 I'm like, I don't want this to be a cry for help.

00:32:54.000 Yeah.

00:32:55.000 I just, I, you know, I just, you know, this is, this is, this is a real one.

00:32:57.000 I put on CNN.

00:32:59.000 When you think I'm not depressed enough.

00:33:00.000 Yeah. 0.94

00:33:01.000 Then you tape your eyes open, you know, and torture yourself.

00:33:03.000 Elliot Smith just doesn't cut it anymore.

00:33:04.000 I got to put on Stelter like a loop, like a morphine drip and just watch the screen at rapt attention.

00:33:11.000 And then one of these days.

00:33:13.000 So.

00:33:14.000 Jeez, so dark.

00:33:15.000 You've been threatening murder all day.

00:33:17.000 That's true.

00:33:18.000 At least mine is a victimless crime.

00:33:23.000 You just haven't committed. 0.99

00:33:23.000 I'm a coward. 0.99

00:33:27.000 It's really dark.

00:33:28.000 Wow.

00:33:28.000 That's what people say.

00:33:29.000 It's very, very dark.

00:33:31.000 I'm not Nick DiPaolo.

00:33:32.000 You guys need to listen to this.

00:33:33.000 Nick DiPaolo goes out here.

00:33:34.000 People always say suicide is... So, credit to Nick DiPaolo.

00:33:37.000 It's one of the things.

00:33:38.000 People always say suicide is cowardly.

00:33:39.000 He goes, really?

00:33:41.000 No.

00:33:41.000 Listen, how many of you out there said, oh, I want to kill myself right now?

00:33:44.000 But you don't, because you're a pussy. 1.00

00:33:49.000 Sounds like Nick. 1.00

00:33:52.000 So here's another claim that was made at the hearings.

00:33:54.000 A Dominion contractor, Melissa Carone Caroni, said that there were batches of ballots.

00:34:01.000 Again, this is a claim that has been made several times.

00:34:03.000 You could easily disprove it if you just actually counted these ballots.

00:34:07.000 if you actually access the machines and went through the hand ballots and properly address the secrecy envelopes,

00:34:13.000 right?

00:34:13.000 If you did that, you'd be able to dispel all of this.

00:34:16.000 Hey, let's assume it's none of it's true.

00:34:18.000 But at a certain point when you have hundreds of people, I don't know if it's over thousands now, who are coming

00:34:23.000 forward saying it's true, just make it go, just make it go away.

00:34:26.000 She said eight to ten times these batches of ballots are being counted.

00:34:30.000 There was batches of ballots being ran through the tabulating machines numerous times,

00:34:37.000 being counted eight to ten times.

00:34:40.000 At least 90% of those workers were all in on this.

00:34:42.000 There was not a single ballot the whole night, the whole 27 hours I was there, that I saw that was for Donald Trump.

00:34:50.000 Not one.

00:34:52.000 Wow.

00:34:52.000 Take Michigan, Helena Bonham Carter's word for it.

00:34:55.000 Some ballots may be hidden in her hair. 0.86

00:34:57.000 That is shocking.

00:34:58.000 27 hours.

00:34:59.000 Yeah.

00:34:59.000 And not a single Trump vote.

00:35:01.000 They just don't like him there.

00:35:02.000 Something weird's going on.

00:35:03.000 No, no, no, nothing weird.

00:35:04.000 Nothing to see here at all.

00:35:05.000 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to launch into conspiracy theories.

00:35:10.000 Statistical anomalies.

00:35:12.000 I think you could travel back in time in a DeLorean to Stalin's Russia. 0.80

00:35:16.000 And you still wouldn't be able to go 27 hours without finding one Trump vote.

00:35:20.000 They would look at this and be like, really?

00:35:22.000 Come on! 0.61

00:35:23.000 And I don't mean the citizens, because you certainly would find a lot of Trump votes.

00:35:25.000 I mean Stalin's own personal team.

00:35:28.000 Stalin himself, accidentally.

00:35:30.000 Even Chavez is watching this going like, listen, you've got to, you've got to throw him off the scent.

00:35:37.000 A couple here, a couple there.

00:35:40.000 You know, a few people disappeared.

00:35:41.000 Tell them they stuck, it's cold up there in D.C.

00:35:44.000 Tell them they stuck their tongue to a telephone pole.

00:35:46.000 They're not around anymore.

00:35:48.000 And then count the votes.

00:35:49.000 I mean, be realistic.

00:35:51.000 Yeah.

00:35:52.000 Wow.

00:35:54.000 So blatant.

00:35:55.000 Maybe eventually they'll investigate.

00:35:56.000 Who knows?

00:35:57.000 And keep in mind, this is again corroborated by other people in Michigan.

00:36:02.000 Affidavits.

00:36:02.000 I think we have this in the Michigan Brief.

00:36:03.000 It's page 17.

00:36:06.000 Throughout the night, this is a witness who said, throughout the night I witnessed this person insert the same 27 ballots at least five times.

00:36:13.000 Should be easy to disprove.

00:36:14.000 Should be easy.

00:36:15.000 Easy.

00:36:15.000 Very easy.

00:36:16.000 Not should, it is easy to disprove.

00:36:17.000 Yeah.

00:36:17.000 You just go in and look.

00:36:20.000 Donald Trump Jr.

00:36:21.000 had a lunch meeting one time, and they talked about it for three years.

00:36:25.000 Right.

00:36:27.000 Again, the more and more this stuff stacks up, the more and more I realize, oh, there's no convincing the media.

00:36:32.000 Yeah, there's no convincing the media.

00:36:33.000 That's what's so worrisome is the accountability.

00:36:35.000 And when people say, why does the trans thing matter?

00:36:36.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:36:37.000 You have someone who might sign an executive order into action if, God forbid, he actually takes office, Joe Biden, that says, Basically, any boy can go into any locker room he wants, and potentially parents will not be able to stop their children from taking puberty blockers, may actually be guilty of child abuse if they don't provide puberty blockers for their children, and the media won't hold his feet to the fire at all.

00:36:56.000 That's why it's scary.

00:36:58.000 The election is bad, not because the election was stolen, that too, but the consequences afterward because there is no accountability.

00:37:05.000 Think about this for a second.

00:37:06.000 At least there are some checks and balances.

00:37:08.000 If you just take it with the White House, the House, we have three branches of government, okay, you have a balance, you have people bitched about gridlock.

00:37:16.000 What about an autobahn?

00:37:17.000 That's scarier than a gridlock when you're talking about someone with the power of the pen who's a president and someone who has a media.

00:37:23.000 And I'm not just talking about a House or Senate.

00:37:25.000 A president, a House, and the media who will call them on nothing.

00:37:30.000 That's what's scariest about this election.

00:37:32.000 You see them not calling them to the mat on the election itself.

00:37:36.000 Do you think they're going to do that when they go, oh my gosh, the science shows us that pumping a young boy full of estrogen is bad for him?

00:37:41.000 Do you think they're ever going to bring that up?

00:37:43.000 No.

00:37:43.000 And they're claiming right now that they're going to go after him just as hard as they went after Trump.

00:37:47.000 And yet it took us days and days of pounding on the door to get them to ask the question about packing the court.

00:37:53.000 Like, they didn't want to touch that.

00:37:54.000 It took almost a month of them going, hey, he said he's going to ban fracking.

00:37:58.000 You should probably ask him.

00:37:59.000 Pennsylvania voters might care about this.

00:38:01.000 Are you going to ban fracking?

00:38:02.000 Well, I think their treatment of Obama and President Trump is comparable.

00:38:05.000 Very.

00:38:06.000 Very much so, yeah.

00:38:07.000 SNL didn't tell a joke for eight years.

00:38:11.000 That's their new strategy though.

00:38:13.000 That's the brand.

00:38:14.000 That under Obama, it's like every sketch was about Obama and it was him showing up and like, now as one of the most successful presidents in American history.

00:38:22.000 We love you!

00:38:23.000 There's nothing to rib him about. 1.00

00:38:25.000 The skinny fat guy who changes his accent depending on how black his audience is despite the fact that Sarah Palin would kick his ass all over the basketball court. 1.00

00:38:36.000 There's nothing you can find about Barack Obama that's funny. 1.00

00:38:42.000 Yeah, so listen, but you know what?

00:38:44.000 As it relates to Joe Biden, we'll take their word for it.

00:38:46.000 I think the comedians actually did come up with a lot of funny stuff during the Obama years.

00:38:51.000 Just not political.

00:38:52.000 Yeah, it wasn't political.

00:38:53.000 And they felt safe at some level, so they didn't even focus on politics.

00:38:58.000 They weren't as angry.

00:38:59.000 I think over the past four years, we've seen a very different Well, you see two extremes.

00:39:07.000 When Barack Obama was president, you can watch all the late night shows, Saturday Night Live, and there were no political jokes really at all.

00:39:14.000 Except for every now and then against Joe Biden, which will go away.

00:39:18.000 But they were actually far more creative in that they focused on non-political jokes, non-political sketches during that era.

00:39:24.000 Then when President Trump became Yeah.

00:39:26.000 well the actual president still is the president despite what Facebook says.

00:39:29.000 It was only political jokes and they weren't jokes. It was just jabbing. Now you can't find

00:39:34.000 or you find very little, I know I'm speaking in a generality here, you find very little non-political

00:39:39.000 humor and the political is not humor. So you have two extremes. Yeah and they went after Sarah Palin

00:39:43.000 pretty hard right. They they They told political jokes when it was a Republican they didn't like.

00:39:47.000 They went after John McCain pretty hard and told jokes about him being old and, you know, everything.

00:39:51.000 Will Ferrell had a stage show about George W. Bush three years after he was out of office.

00:39:58.000 I think that's the most insidious part of this.

00:40:00.000 It's not just their behavior, it's what they're saying they're doing to the American people.

00:40:02.000 Donald Trump, pick the next Republican, they'll say, well, at least Donald Trump wasn't, insert

00:40:06.000 the name here.

00:40:07.000 Yeah.

00:40:08.000 And I think that's the most insidious part of this.

00:40:09.000 It's not just their behavior.

00:40:11.000 It's what they're saying they're doing to the American people.

00:40:13.000 We're going to hold people accountable when they have no history of doing so, when it's

00:40:17.000 a view that they agree with.

00:40:18.000 When they agree with the view, they just let it go.

00:40:20.000 And so everybody watching this goes, oh, well, they said they're going to hold them accountable.

00:40:23.000 They must be doing it.

00:40:24.000 They're not covering any of these hearings around the country saying election fraud is

00:40:27.000 happening.

00:40:28.000 So it must not be real.

00:40:29.000 It must just be false claims.

00:40:30.000 think about this for a second for the party that claims that we are anti-science right that we're

00:40:34.000 Really, we know that, typically speaking, and statistically speaking, there have been studies done on this, that people who lean liberal, they tend to be younger, they tend to be more empathetic or view themselves as empathetic, whereas conservatives, Republicans, tend to be more logical.

00:40:47.000 That's how they think through problems.

00:40:48.000 It doesn't mean that both are not important parts of this equation, okay?

00:40:52.000 But everything that has proven the misdeeds of the left, if you look at the topics that really they've lost ground, where conservatives or even really just the anti-social justice warriors have made headway, Issues like coronavirus, where people are saying, okay, you can't keep locking us down and basically destroy the economy irreparably in perpetuity.

00:41:09.000 The issue of gender, well hold on a second, okay, you do have to acknowledge that there is some biological component to male or female.

00:41:16.000 The subjects that have been losing issues for gun control, well really you have to look at mass shootings are mostly committed by handguns and they're committed by people who aren't obeying law in the first place.

00:41:25.000 These are all topics Where science plays a role, and statistics and verifiable facts that are not up for debate play a role.

00:41:34.000 We're not talking about... Well, hold on a second.

00:41:35.000 You can look at different countries and maybe there's a better way to frame an economy.

00:41:38.000 Some economies that have sort of a split... Some countries that have sort of a split socialist economy and free enterprise.

00:41:43.000 Some of them do better.

00:41:44.000 We can look at the Norwegian model, but then we have to look at the quality of life in the United States.

00:41:47.000 How much of it is nature?

00:41:48.000 How much of it is nurture?

00:41:49.000 Those are conversations to have.

00:41:51.000 But the areas that have exposed the left for their hypocrisy in the media is they will not tell you the science behind puberty blockers and hormones and cancer.

00:42:00.000 They will not tell you the science.

00:42:01.000 Behind the CDC death rates over the course of the last decade.

00:42:05.000 They will not tell you the science from Johns Hopkins University.

00:42:08.000 They will not tell you the science regarding statistical voting anomalies.

00:42:11.000 They will not tell you the science regarding graphs and charts coming out of China that look like a lying child made them. 0.97

00:42:18.000 Well, their narrative tells them what is allowed, what kind of evidence is even allowed to be considered, and no matter what the facts that you present them are, again, the narrative will just, it'll just glance right off them.

00:42:29.000 Even if it's the same agency they just quoted, like, they've been in bed with the WHO from the very beginning, and then the WHO comes out and says, please stop telling people that lockdowns are a great way to combat this virus!

00:42:38.000 They're really, really bad!

00:42:40.000 And it's like, boo!

00:42:41.000 Inadmissible.

00:42:42.000 WHO has gone to the dark side.

00:42:43.000 We'll miss you.

00:42:45.000 I didn't even report it!

00:42:46.000 I didn't even say anything about it!

00:42:47.000 I just skipped right over it like it never happened.

00:42:50.000 Speaking of things that we can't skip over, actually, we need to check in with, we do this every now and then,

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00:44:57.000 Let's continue with some whistleblowers from the Postal Service.

00:45:01.000 The best among us.

00:45:04.000 Heroes.

00:45:05.000 Benjamin Gibbard.

00:45:06.000 Oh my god.

00:45:08.000 Send in the postal workers.

00:45:10.000 I've come in for one last mission.

00:45:18.000 Dead heat.

00:45:19.000 These postal workers are the best of the best of the best.

00:45:22.000 They're trying to survive in conditions you couldn't possibly imagine.

00:45:24.000 Trained to eat things what make a bill go puke.

00:45:27.000 Really, they mostly slack off and are protected by their union.

00:45:30.000 Well, that's true.

00:45:31.000 That is also got us there.

00:45:33.000 They only have overnight shipping because of FedEx.

00:45:35.000 They had to ruin it for the rest of us.

00:45:37.000 Which line do I stand in?

00:45:38.000 I don't understand.

00:45:39.000 I never know with the Postal Service.

00:45:42.000 So there's a project, it's called the Amistad Project, and they held a press conference.

00:45:46.000 So this is separate from different states.

00:45:48.000 I believe this was in Pennsylvania about mail-in ballot voter fraud.

00:45:51.000 This is specifically coming from postal workers.

00:45:54.000 It's not about slaves.

00:45:55.000 What was that?

00:45:55.000 It's not about slaves.

00:45:56.000 No, it's not about slaves so much.

00:45:57.000 Different Amistad.

00:45:58.000 They requested... Is it Amistad or I'm thinking Amadeus.

00:46:01.000 That's the one where they're writing the funeral... What's the name of a funeral song?

00:46:04.000 What is it called again?

00:46:05.000 A dirge?

00:46:06.000 Not a dirge.

00:46:06.000 Another song.

00:46:07.000 There's another word for it.

00:46:08.000 I'm not sure. 1.00

00:46:09.000 Son of a bitch. 1.00

00:46:10.000 Okay. 1.00

00:46:10.000 Mozart in it! 1.00

00:46:11.000 It was Mozart in it.

00:46:13.000 The lawyers, they requested logs, evidence that the drop boxes were secured.

00:46:19.000 They want to check that to make sure that they were secured.

00:46:20.000 You just have to have a lock on it.

00:46:22.000 You know, like, imagine it's a gun in your house.

00:46:25.000 Imagine it's important.

00:46:26.000 It's been refused, though.

00:46:27.000 It has been completely refused.

00:46:29.000 And these postal workers claim that this alone might be cause to undo the certification.

00:46:33.000 This is something that's important.

00:46:34.000 You don't need to prove millions of fraudulent votes.

00:46:38.000 You just need to prove that they weren't safe and secure.

00:46:41.000 I would argue an Ethernet cable going straight to Communist China.

00:46:45.000 It's a long cable.

00:46:48.000 Tomato, Tomato Chai Com.

00:46:51.000 They said that this is enough and I would agree to undo the official certification of election results.

00:46:56.000 Will they ever release video of these drop boxes as they promised?

00:47:03.000 So far we have demanded such information.

00:47:07.000 It has been refused.

00:47:10.000 People refuse for a reason.

00:47:14.000 What is that reason?

00:47:16.000 We have election experts that have been working with us who say that that conduct in breaking the chain of custody prevents the certification of the election process as applied under federal law, the Help America Vote Act.

00:47:28.000 Alright, the chain of custody is important enough.

00:47:32.000 The chain of custody, this is something that is required legally so that we know that these ballots aren't switched.

00:47:37.000 So someone doesn't pull an old David Copperfield with the future of the free world.

00:47:41.000 So let's say a chain of custody.

00:47:42.000 They're bringing in OJ, where he was found guilty in a civil court.

00:47:44.000 Of course, he was innocent, and we all rushed to judgment on the criminal.

00:47:48.000 So sorry.

00:47:48.000 We were very quick to judge him.

00:47:51.000 But the civil court where he was guilty, right?

00:47:53.000 And then he went to jail later on for memorabilia.

00:47:55.000 Imagine that we have a chain of custody, and they walk behind, I don't know, let's just say a pony wall.

00:48:01.000 OJ, you see some cops walk him behind the pony wall.

00:48:03.000 They do that little bit where they walk down the stairs.

00:48:05.000 Then he comes up, and it's just Kevin Hart in an orange jumpsuit.

00:48:08.000 You go, wait a second, that's not the same thing.

00:48:11.000 There was no one monitoring it.

00:48:13.000 That's what happened with the ballots.

00:48:18.000 What happened is the ballots did not go through the proper chain of custody.

00:48:20.000 For example, in some scenarios where they said a pipe burst, which is not true.

00:48:23.000 We have verifiable video evidence.

00:48:24.000 And then all of a sudden the ballots don't seem to be or the numbers don't reflect what was statistically a pattern that was becoming increasingly likely.

00:48:30.000 That's the thing with patterns.

00:48:31.000 I know you guys don't like science so much anymore.

00:48:33.000 Leftists.

00:48:34.000 But when you see patterns, especially the bigger the number gets, with more votes, the more consistent that pattern often becomes.

00:48:40.000 I'm not an analyst, I'm not a statistician, but there are a lot of people who've made this argument and it stands to reason.

00:48:45.000 Again, if you were just to poll this room, how many Trump voters?

00:48:47.000 Probably 100%.

00:48:48.000 You go bigger, maybe it's 90.

00:48:50.000 Bigger, 80.

00:48:51.000 All of a sudden you have an entire municipality or state, it's 50-50.

00:48:55.000 Those are also, by the way, known as bellwether counties, of which Donald Trump won 19 of 20.

00:49:00.000 That seems like a lot.

00:49:01.000 And by the way, this was preceded by us saying, hey, Dropboxes are a bad idea. 1.00

00:49:05.000 Can we at least have some protections to make sure that they're secure?

00:49:08.000 Can we at least have some video things?

00:49:09.000 And they're, oh, no, no, no, no, no.

00:49:10.000 This is going to be fine.

00:49:11.000 We'll make sure they're secure.

00:49:12.000 We'll make sure people are watching.

00:49:13.000 We'll make sure there's video evidence.

00:49:14.000 And then nothing.

00:49:15.000 Right.

00:49:15.000 And then nothing.

00:49:16.000 Then someone just tied a chain to it, like an old school criminal stealing an ATM.

00:49:20.000 We'll get in eventually.

00:49:20.000 Yeah.

00:49:22.000 So another postal service worker had $130,000 to $280,000.

00:49:26.000 ballots. This is what he claims. And he said that they disappear in his trail. I think

00:49:31.000 we have this clip right now where he says that they just disappeared after he was taking

00:49:35.000 them from New York to Pennsylvania, which almost seems like from out of state.

00:49:42.000 This evidence demonstrates, and it's through eyewitness testimony that's been corroborated

00:49:48.000 by others through their eyewitness statements, that 130,000 to 280,000 completed ballots

00:49:58.000 for the 2020 general election were shipped from Bethpage, New York to Lancaster, Pennsylvania,

00:50:08.000 where those ballots and the trailer in which they were shipped disappeared.

00:50:15.000 But as things became weirder, I got to thinking and wondered why I was driving complete ballots From New York to Pennsylvania.

00:50:27.000 I didn't know why, so I decided to speak up.

00:50:34.000 And that's what I'm doing today.

00:50:36.000 I believe, beyond a shadow of a doubt, we have evidence of a massive transfer of completed, curated ballots, ready to be injected into counting centers.

00:50:47.000 And that guy who was speaking earlier, I don't, you know, listen, if you're going to show up and you're going to provide witness testimony under oath, don't go with the Renfield haircut.

00:50:55.000 That's not a good look.

00:50:55.000 No.

00:50:57.000 Maybe a comb.

00:50:58.000 Steven, this only matters if you think New York and Pennsylvania are different states still, so.

00:51:02.000 You know, that's a conspiracy theory.

00:51:04.000 That's unfounded.

00:51:07.000 Can I say shitholes about states?

00:51:08.000 Oh, that's interesting.

00:51:10.000 Yeah.

00:51:10.000 Mainly New York.

00:51:11.000 Not if you're the president.

00:51:12.000 Mainly New York.

00:51:12.000 Mainly New York, but let's be honest.

00:51:14.000 Philly, you got the Liberty Bell.

00:51:16.000 Not much else.

00:51:18.000 And it's cracked.

00:51:19.000 It's broken.

00:51:19.000 Hold on to it.

00:51:20.000 Your state equivalent to a national food?

00:51:23.000 Really, the star player in it is Cheez Whiz.

00:51:26.000 Yeah.

00:51:27.000 With a Philly cheesesteak.

00:51:28.000 You haven't lived until you've had a Philly... Do you mean... I like the sliced beef.

00:51:31.000 I like the grilled onions and the peppers.

00:51:33.000 Cheez Whiz?! ! 1.00

00:51:35.000 Do better, Philly.

00:51:36.000 No whiz. 0.67

00:51:37.000 By the way, everyone, leave a comment right now.

00:51:38.000 We're testing the YouTube algorithms.

00:51:39.000 Who do you prefer?

00:51:41.000 Whose performances do you prefer?

00:51:43.000 Elliot or Ellen?

00:51:44.000 Leave that in the comments and debate amongst yourselves.

00:51:47.000 We'll see if this gets the YouTube fact-checking.

00:51:49.000 I'm going to set the comments on fire.

00:51:50.000 Trick question.

00:51:51.000 Here's the story I really wanted to cover today.

00:51:54.000 This is one that just really gets my goat.

00:51:58.000 If I lived in Dearborn.

00:51:59.000 Well, yes.

00:52:00.000 I was wondering where that was going. 0.94

00:52:02.000 You would protect that goat with your knife.

00:52:08.000 My face is just, this is weighing on me.

00:52:10.000 It's going increasingly from pudding skin to just pudding.

00:52:16.000 Covering these hearings that no one in the media will touch is a pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about.

00:52:24.000 But now we move on to COVID and CNN and their flip-flopping.

00:52:27.000 I saw this tweet.

00:52:29.000 Um, we'll get to it in a second from Jake Tapper.

00:52:32.000 Yeah.

00:52:32.000 Like, they have a scoop.

00:52:34.000 Breaking!

00:52:35.000 Breaking news!

00:52:37.000 And I mean, I almost, like, I almost, I almost just, just, I just started cutting myself so I could no longer be numb.

00:52:46.000 So do you remember that early on we were talking about how China this is something we were fact-checked and it was called a conspiracy theory just like kind of and it is what's going to happen down the line unfortunately it may happen after another president is whisked into office which no not and everyone says you need to accept the results I'm probably not gonna so I hope it doesn't end up being this.

00:53:05.000 I hope that there's actually investigation so we don't end up where we are right now with COVID, where early on we were saying this, we were screaming it from the rooftops, we even did a parody with the Kung Flu Fighting and named the people who they now named but didn't talk about before.

00:53:18.000 And now they're admitting that they have the scoop on CNN that China lied.

00:53:23.000 So let's go back into our time-traveling machine where we were talking about China being to blame for the COVID pandemic and how they lied about it. 0.84

00:53:31.000 Here you go.

00:53:31.000 But it did originate in Wuhan, and there was a cover-up, and China did not buy us time.

00:53:38.000 They did the opposite of that.

00:53:39.000 This isn't just the blame game.

00:53:41.000 And make no mistake, we hold China fully responsible for concealing the virus and unleashing it upon the world. 0.99

00:53:49.000 They could have stopped it.

00:53:50.000 They should have stopped it.

00:53:52.000 Would have been very easy to do at the source.

00:53:54.000 And I gotta tell you, that clip is really hard for AudioWay to watch.

00:53:57.000 There's a buzzing at the White House.

00:53:59.000 Like, just please, replace your XLR cable.

00:54:03.000 You're the White House.

00:54:05.000 You've got the budget.

00:54:09.000 Give it the same importance you would a high school time capsule.

00:54:12.000 This is the leader of the free world.

00:54:14.000 People in silver suits with long v-necks 200 years from now are going to be pulling up this clip looking at the leader of the free world going, oh, it seems that their audio equipment was very rudimentary.

00:54:29.000 So that's what we said and the President said it and of course what did the media do?

00:54:34.000 They said there was no basis in Donald Trump and of course all of his supporters by proxy were conspiracy theorists and they don't say racist they say xenophobic but you know what tomato you lie.

00:54:44.000 Because we had a White House saying China virus, China virus, China virus.

00:54:47.000 It wasn't the China virus. 0.88

00:54:49.000 Tying coronavirus to China and Chinese people isn't just a racist dog whistle. 0.95

00:54:54.000 It's a whole racist orchestra. 0.96

00:54:57.000 Trump's been tooting his dog whistle pretty hard by calling it Chinese virus. 0.98

00:55:02.000 What? 0.85

00:55:02.000 No, China virus. 0.85

00:55:03.000 Trump, meanwhile, has a catchy little nickname for the coronavirus.

00:55:06.000 He now calls it the Chinese virus every chance he gets. 0.67

00:55:09.000 Because, you know, they say a great way to prevent a virus from spreading is to name it something racist.

00:55:15.000 Okay, uh, first off, can we pause and go back to Stephen Colbert really quickly?

00:55:20.000 Oh.

00:55:21.000 Look at that. He has wooden logs over his wooden log fire.

00:55:26.000 It's extra logs.

00:55:28.000 Uh...

00:55:30.000 I don't know how to build a fire!

00:55:32.000 How am I going to start this fire?

00:55:34.000 We'll put it over a fire.

00:55:35.000 Thank you, intern.

00:55:37.000 Let's make it look more like a fire.

00:55:39.000 Let's put the camera and microphone 30 feet away from him.

00:55:43.000 We need space for the fire in the logs.

00:55:45.000 Also, here's a blind man walking stick.

00:55:47.000 Don't ask questions.

00:55:48.000 The focus group said they liked it.

00:55:51.000 Also, here's millions of dollars.

00:55:52.000 Here's millions of dollars.

00:55:54.000 No, that's him trying to find a story.

00:55:55.000 The intern put in the heavy lifting with the box fire under the fire.

00:56:00.000 Like, uh, Mr. Colbert, what do you want?

00:56:01.000 Do you want a box fire?

00:56:02.000 Do you want a teepee?

00:56:02.000 I don't know what that means.

00:56:04.000 That was on CBS.

00:56:05.000 But, uh, I have another check to count.

00:56:06.000 Like, it's a ballot machine.

00:56:07.000 So, this is what went on, right?

00:56:09.000 Of course, you said China, of course.

00:56:11.000 Obviously, they're lying about the virus.

00:56:13.000 They're covering it up.

00:56:13.000 It originates from China.

00:56:15.000 Donald Trump, the reason he kept saying China virus was because he was trying to cut through the media, saying it has really nothing to do with China.

00:56:20.000 We don't know. 0.86

00:56:21.000 But now, now, I scrolled through my timeline yesterday, and I see Jake Tapper beaming from ear to dumbass ear, talking about how they now have a scoop. 0.87

00:56:32.000 Turns out, China has been up to some shenanigans. 0.81

00:56:35.000 We have some breaking news for you.

00:56:38.000 Breaking news!

00:56:40.000 Inside China.

00:56:41.000 Documents that reveal the missteps and the chaos of the Chinese government's early response to the coronavirus pandemic.

00:56:46.000 The documents are from Hubei province, home to the city of Wuhan, where the pandemic is thought to have started.

00:56:52.000 They show authorities released misleading public data on the number of deaths and the number of cases they took.

00:56:58.000 No, you released misleading public data.

00:57:01.000 And much more.

00:57:02.000 CNN's Nick Payton Walsh is breaking the story for us.

00:57:05.000 Right now.

00:57:06.000 China released misleading public data we were warned about by the President of the United States, alternative media ignored as we continued to disseminate said information as solid fact.

00:57:17.000 We now go to Trump eight months ago.

00:57:20.000 Six months from now.

00:57:21.000 Breaking news!

00:57:22.000 Some ballots may have been compromised.

00:57:24.000 Yeah, we'll get to it eventually.

00:57:26.000 By the way, China's never done this before.

00:57:27.000 They didn't have a history of doing this. 0.85

00:57:29.000 Listen, please, someone hire a hitman to murder me so my wife can get the insurance claim. 1.00

00:57:34.000 I'll do it. 0.99

00:57:34.000 When I see this breaking news... Wow. 0.99

00:57:39.000 I thought the fire on a fire was bad.

00:57:40.000 You know, listen, not only do we make this argument, but do you want to know how even an 11-month-old poll watcher could tell that China was lying about their deaths?

00:57:51.000 This graph.

00:57:53.000 Look at this graph.

00:57:54.000 That is the graph that China gave in total deaths.

00:57:57.000 Oh, cool.

00:57:58.000 That's feasible.

00:57:59.000 They stopped having deaths in April.

00:58:01.000 They just stopped.

00:58:03.000 Well, no, no, but when you stop, it was then the same level of deaths.

00:58:06.000 Same number of people, yes.

00:58:06.000 It didn't go down to zero.

00:58:08.000 That's right.

00:58:08.000 Like, oh, what do we do if we tie them and go down to zero?

00:58:10.000 They're never gonna believe us again!

00:58:12.000 I don't know!

00:58:14.000 Keep it at five! 0.84

00:58:15.000 Okay?

00:58:16.000 Like, five variation.

00:58:17.000 What do we want?

00:58:18.000 Homogeneity? 0.87

00:58:18.000 Plus three? 0.87

00:58:19.000 No!

00:58:19.000 Just five!

00:58:21.000 All day!

00:58:22.000 Five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five.

00:58:24.000 I didn't buy it.

00:58:25.000 Jim Burshute will carry our water. 1.00

00:58:27.000 American media is so stupid. 1.00

00:58:30.000 And then, you remember, the stories came out, China has gotten the virus under control. 1.00

00:58:33.000 If only the United States would act like this.

00:58:37.000 And the scary thing is, people often reference profit, they talk about media corruption.

00:58:41.000 CNN, China didn't just release these.

00:58:44.000 I don't, listen.

00:58:45.000 It's like Damien.

00:58:47.000 You expect Damien to be Satan incarnate, right?

00:58:49.000 You have low expectations of Damien.

00:58:52.000 What I don't expect is the other kid to start breaking heads off pigeons, okay?

00:58:57.000 CNN, you reported it as legit.

00:59:00.000 We know that China, specifically the Communist Chinese government, the people are just as oppressed, by the way.

00:59:05.000 My heart goes out to the Chinese people, Chinese government. 0.96

00:59:08.000 Wipe them off the face of the map!

00:59:10.000 You reported it as legitimate.

00:59:12.000 We have no expectations.

00:59:13.000 And you know what?

00:59:14.000 The lesson learned here is we should have the same expectations of our media counterparts as we do of the Communist Chinese government.

00:59:23.000 The people who ran over folks with tanks?

00:59:25.000 Yeah, Jake Tapper.

00:59:27.000 You're in good company.

00:59:29.000 Breaking news, Donald Trump no trust China. 1.00

00:59:31.000 China is asshole. 1.00

00:59:34.000 Ah, thank you, Jake Tapper. 1.00

00:59:36.000 We go now to this guy.

00:59:37.000 Never before seen footage.

00:59:41.000 Hey, Washington Post, can we get a Pinocchio on that?

00:59:45.000 Breaking news. 0.88

00:59:47.000 Think about it, we got fact-checked by Snopes because we said that in Champagne, or sorry, Cologne, Germany, different country, I'll get fact-checked thrice, nothing yet on Jake Tapper, in Cologne, Germany, they handed out pamphlets to teach Muslim migrants to not rape. 0.74

01:00:06.000 We got fact-checked because these were actually pamphlets that had been around for a while, it was just a reprinting.

01:00:11.000 Alright, how about we just say, breaking news, fact check, no.

01:00:15.000 Can we do that?

01:00:20.000 Washington Post, Southern Poverty Law Center, I know you're busy classifying Southern Baptists as a hate group, but can we get any fact check on breaking news, China may have been misleading.

01:00:32.000 You could make the statement, China may have been misleading, insert blank here like it's a high school English test, and the answer is correct. 1.00

01:00:39.000 Yes.

01:00:41.000 About anything!

01:00:42.000 Well yeah, and Donald Trump is the real anti-press person, not China.

01:00:46.000 China the official, the state press, yeah.

01:00:49.000 But again, we're talking about things that would keep people safe.

01:00:52.000 If you actually want to talk about keeping people safe, how about, at this point in time, China was lying about the virus, the president said so, they called him racist, including the president-elect, according to AP, take their word for it, Joe Biden, called him xenophobic, they said that we were racist conspiracy theorists, at that time Donald Trump put a travel ban up, and you guys put more people at risk and then blame Donald Trump!

01:01:13.000 Yeah.

01:01:14.000 And that was the whole point for them.

01:01:16.000 They were trying to blame Donald Trump for something that was not his fault.

01:01:18.000 The economy was roaring.

01:01:20.000 There was absolutely no way for a Democrat to have a path to the presidency at that time.

01:01:24.000 And this comes along and he says, yeah, I'm pissed off too.

01:01:27.000 I wish China had done a better job.

01:01:28.000 And they're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, Mr. President.

01:01:30.000 They've got it under control now.

01:01:31.000 Five deaths.

01:01:32.000 We've seen it every single day.

01:01:33.000 It's fantastic.

01:01:34.000 You don't have this under control.

01:01:35.000 Well, they feel like they're safe now that they think that their president won.

01:01:38.000 Right.

01:01:38.000 They can go, okay, real news again.

01:01:40.000 Just trying to actually do that.

01:01:40.000 Oh, watch.

01:01:41.000 Yeah, this is one thing conservatives and Republicans were wrong about.

01:01:43.000 They said, after the election, the virus will go away.

01:01:44.000 It won't go away until Joe Biden's inaugurated.

01:01:46.000 They need to.

01:01:47.000 They understand that most Americans don't keep track of these things.

01:01:50.000 They only look, wait, who's in office?

01:01:51.000 What's my 401k?

01:01:51.000 Who's in office?

01:01:52.000 What's my salary?

01:01:53.000 Who's in office?

01:01:53.000 Can I go outside now?

01:01:54.000 Who's in office to have to freeze in the cold like Muppet Christmas Carol sleeping in the trash can because of COVID and socially distance at Christmas in December in Boston, right?

01:02:01.000 That's what they do.

01:02:02.000 So they're going to keep this as stringent.

01:02:05.000 They're going to keep it as much of a violation of your individual liberties and rights as humanly possible until you see Joe Biden waltz on down those steps as a new president and Kamala Harris pushes him down the steps and is then the new president. 0.78

01:02:18.000 Sorry!

01:02:19.000 The other ankle.

01:02:20.000 Over, under, I say I give it about two months.

01:02:25.000 Time's a ticket.

01:02:26.000 Hope you non-violent drug offenders enjoy being slave labor indefinitely.

01:02:29.000 Oh, geez.

01:02:31.000 It's like a lifeguard.

01:02:32.000 It's like a lifeguard and some guy's in the water, sees a shark, and he's just like, yeah, but I don't like you!

01:02:36.000 Yeah.

01:02:37.000 And keeps his whistle in his pocket.

01:02:38.000 Donald Trump is going, shark, shark, and the lifeguard's like, nah, that's a 20-footer.

01:02:43.000 Call me when it's, call me when it's 30.

01:02:45.000 Speciesist against sharks.

01:02:47.000 These beaches will not shut down.

01:02:49.000 Which, by the way, I am.

01:02:49.000 These beaches will not shut down.

01:02:50.000 We're gonna have people crawling here for the July. 1.00

01:02:52.000 This is a summer town, see?

01:02:54.000 Yes, exactly.

01:02:55.000 Jake Tapper is the mayor of Amity.

01:02:57.000 Yeah, it's like after Jaws 3 saying, breaking news, there might be sharks in the water.

01:03:01.000 Maybe dangerous sharks, I don't know.

01:03:03.000 We'll look into it.

01:03:04.000 See this Chinaman spill out all over the deck. 1.00

01:03:06.000 It's a novel virus.

01:03:13.000 A what?

01:03:16.000 Oh boy. 0.98

01:03:17.000 Here's something else that's more insidious, because we can see this now and we can laugh at it because they're stupid, but what's worse is, and most Americans don't pay attention to this, is what, during that period of time, exactly like we're seeing now with the hearings, exactly like we're seeing now with the evidence being brought forward, the statistical anomalies, the fact that the voting machines and tabulators were connected An Ethernet cable. 0.97

01:03:38.000 It's the stuff that is never covered. 0.97

01:03:41.000 And this was an example.

01:03:42.000 We covered it on this show at that point in time.

01:03:44.000 It's not like this is something new.

01:03:47.000 This was the head of the World Health Organization, or the World Health Organization of Representatives, speaking with someone from Taiwan, completely slam-dunking them on the Skype call, acting as though they can't even hear the question.

01:04:00.000 It was never covered in media.

01:04:01.000 This should send chills down your spine.

01:04:02.000 Here.

01:04:03.000 Will the WHO consider Taiwan's membership?

01:04:07.000 Hello?

01:04:16.000 We are not alone.

01:04:17.000 I couldn't hear your question.

01:04:21.000 Let me repeat the question.

01:04:22.000 Let's move to another one then.

01:04:26.000 I'm actually curious on talking about Taiwan as well, on Taiwan's case.

01:04:30.000 You can do that?

01:04:42.000 Nothing in the rulebook says you don't have to answer any questions or have any accountability when you're a head of the leading global health organization.

01:04:52.000 Imagine all this time when I was on Fox News and we've done Change My Minds or actually people on this show like politicians who have debated and I just hear something I don't like or for which I'm ill-prepared and just go I didn't hear you.

01:05:04.000 No!

01:05:04.000 Let me repeat it.

01:05:06.000 Yeah, anytime Kayleigh McEnany doesn't call on whoever's from CNN or whoever, then the press gets, like, furious. 0.83

01:05:14.000 Yeah, this is totally fine.

01:05:15.000 That's the worst answer in the world, too, by the way.

01:05:17.000 I didn't hear your question.

01:05:18.000 Oh, I'll repeat it.

01:05:19.000 No, no, no, we can move on.

01:05:20.000 It tells you that you heard the question.

01:05:22.000 You know what that is?

01:05:23.000 That's someone... Like in hockey, you used to have people like this who people didn't like.

01:05:27.000 There was a guy like Mario Lemire was a player.

01:05:28.000 People who know him.

01:05:29.000 Again, we want to see you commenting here to see if this helps with the YouTube algorithms because they're screwing with search results.

01:05:35.000 Allegedly.

01:05:36.000 Allegedly.

01:05:36.000 Completely unfounded baseless allegationsations.

01:05:38.000 But Mario Lemire was one of the best puck handlers, right, in the game.

01:05:41.000 He was very, very skilled, but he was also a poochy boy.

01:05:45.000 So he would always look to the ref for someone to step in, like, come on, you know, these

01:05:48.000 people are like, oh, foul.

01:05:49.000 Well, in hockey, you don't like it fouls.

01:05:51.000 You can't go out of bounds, right?

01:05:52.000 That sort of remedies itself pretty quickly.

01:05:54.000 At least it did in the 90s.

01:05:55.000 That's what you see with that leader of the World Health Organization.

01:05:57.000 You only say, I didn't hear the question, if you expect someone else to step in and

01:06:02.000 to do your work for you.

01:06:04.000 There is no point when I would be sitting with someone who is taking an adversarial

01:06:08.000 position in the realm of political or philosophical debate where I would ever feel comfortable

01:06:12.000 saying, well, I didn't hear the question, because I know that would be followed immediately

01:06:16.000 by let me repeat it.

01:06:18.000 Right.

01:06:19.000 He didn't think that would happen because these people aren't used to being called to the mat ever.

01:06:24.000 You want to boil this problem down when we're talking about this election, Joe Biden, China, the coronavirus, the track records that Biden has had in 67 years in office, fact check that Politico, you know you'll let Jake Tapper go on with his breaking news.

01:06:39.000 Kamala Harris, her track record on criminal justice, all of these problems, they're manifestations of the same disease. 0.99

01:06:46.000 And that's a complete lack of accountability.

01:06:49.000 No one calls them on it.

01:06:50.000 Yeah.

01:06:51.000 And this was important at the time because we had Taiwanese doctors that were trying to give data to the world and say, Hey, here's, here's some information about what's going on with this virus.

01:07:00.000 And they were rejected because of that.

01:07:03.000 Right.

01:07:03.000 So that was, that was the whole thing.

01:07:05.000 It wasn't just her trying to jab Taiwan at this guy.

01:07:08.000 They were trying to warn China, by the way, Taiwan, before that, about how China was lying about no human-to-human transmission.

01:07:14.000 It's like when, you know, I don't know if anyone ever actually still does this anymore, but you put a check into the ATM, or you go to the bank, you have to deposit it, but you didn't put it in the right way, or you put money in a vending machine, and they're like, hey, listen, it actually can be transmitted from human-to-human.

01:07:24.000 They put it in, it goes, zzzzz, reject it.

01:07:27.000 Yeah, that's Taiwan every time. 0.99

01:07:29.000 With China. 0.97

01:07:30.000 Well, yeah.

01:07:31.000 Well, with the world now.

01:07:32.000 And by proxy, CNN and the NBA.

01:07:34.000 Yeah, you can't warn people if you don't exist.

01:07:37.000 Right.

01:07:37.000 Oh, yeah, that's true.

01:07:38.000 It's very hard.

01:07:39.000 What ever happened to being against denying people's existence?

01:07:42.000 Apparently, if I say, wait, wait, wait, hold on a second.

01:07:44.000 Ellen Page just became Elliot.

01:07:46.000 Give me a second to get used to it.

01:07:48.000 I'm denying their existence.

01:07:51.000 But when someone says, effectively, to the nation of Taiwan, I didn't hear your question and I won't respond to it, we don't care?

01:08:02.000 And of course, they deny these claims from Taiwan.

01:08:05.000 Because they don't recognize them as a country.

01:08:05.000 Why?

01:08:07.000 Exactly.

01:08:07.000 They do not even recognize Taiwan as a country.

01:08:10.000 Because of China. 0.95

01:08:10.000 China will not allow it. 0.95

01:08:12.000 Right.

01:08:12.000 China will not allow the World Health Organization to recognize Taiwan as a country, nor will Disney.

01:08:17.000 Right.

01:08:17.000 And because the World Health Organization is so afraid of China, they're crippled.

01:08:21.000 They can't do anything.

01:08:22.000 That was panic in that guy's face.

01:08:24.000 He tried to hide it.

01:08:24.000 He hung up.

01:08:26.000 And do you know who else said that their reputation is beyond stellar, the World Health Organization?

01:08:31.000 No string.

01:08:32.000 Fauci.

01:08:34.000 So you've got Fauci saying, World Health Organization is the most unbelievable global organization leader in health that we've ever seen.

01:08:41.000 What about Johns Hopkins?

01:08:42.000 Screw them. 0.88

01:08:43.000 They believe men are men.

01:08:46.000 The experts say he's a real boy.

01:08:47.000 Hold on a second.

01:08:48.000 Hey Fauci, Fauci, you're an expert, right?

01:08:50.000 I have worked in epidemiology my whole life.

01:08:52.000 Can we bring that back up again, that graph?

01:08:53.000 Like, hey Fauci, you're an epidemiologist.

01:08:56.000 What about this graph?

01:08:58.000 What happened here?

01:08:59.000 Well, you know what?

01:09:00.000 That, uh... Nope, checks out!

01:09:03.000 Speaking of a remake of Flatliners... Yeah, exactly.

01:09:06.000 Hey! 0.99

01:09:08.000 We had this in our song, the Kung Flu Fighting parody.

01:09:10.000 Remember the whistleblower?

01:09:11.000 It was Li Wenliang.

01:09:13.000 Li Wenliang was trying to get the whistleblower.

01:09:15.000 What was the lyric after that?

01:09:17.000 He said, here come the virus.

01:09:19.000 And now he's gone.

01:09:20.000 Which we thought was distasteful because they murdered him.

01:09:25.000 We were like, hey, we're kind of worried about the fact that we're making a joke about this whistleblower who's disappeared because it's said his family will never see him again.

01:09:31.000 But we realized, unless we shoehorned that into a silly parody, you wouldn't know about it.

01:09:38.000 Nine years from now, Jake Tapper, oh, receiving breaking news!

01:09:42.000 Go yourself, Jake Tapper.

01:09:45.000 No, he's gone.

01:09:46.000 They claimed it was COVID.

01:09:47.000 It was actually the 17 bullets that killed him.

01:09:51.000 We believe it was apparently, uh, it's not about aerosol particles or airborne particles, but 9mm Luger.

01:09:58.000 That is.

01:10:00.000 Everybody was Kung-Flu fighting.

01:10:01.000 Yes.

01:10:02.000 We can in fact confirm that .45 ACP cannot fit through a mesh net.

01:10:09.000 Mask didn't do him any good.

01:10:12.000 Even with a charcoal filter.

01:10:13.000 It doesn't matter when they're disappearing you, because it's a communist regime.

01:10:17.000 And imagine this!

01:10:18.000 This is something... Remember Hong Kong, the protesters?

01:10:20.000 They were singing the National Anthem.

01:10:22.000 That brought a tear to my eye when I was watching it.

01:10:24.000 The American National Anthem.

01:10:24.000 Yes, the American National Anthem.

01:10:26.000 Did I not say that?

01:10:27.000 Sorry.

01:10:27.000 Yeah, no, that's clear.

01:10:28.000 That's the only National Anthem that matters.

01:10:30.000 The Norwegian National Anthem sounds remarkably like Jingle Bells.

01:10:34.000 It's like Deck the Halls.

01:10:35.000 Deck the Halls.

01:10:39.000 It's a Christmas-y kind of place.

01:10:40.000 There's an economy we should emulate.

01:10:42.000 Thanks, Bernie.

01:10:43.000 It's always snowing.

01:10:44.000 It makes us festive.

01:10:48.000 The Norwegian socialism!

01:10:50.000 What have they brought us?

01:10:51.000 Strongmen and elevator music! 0.50

01:10:54.000 All right, don't wait up.

01:10:57.000 It brought a tear to my eye because people in Hong Kong know that their only hope, and this is something that people don't believe.

01:11:02.000 I just bit my tongue. 1.00

01:11:03.000 That hurts like a son of a bitch. 0.99

01:11:05.000 My mouth gets dry when I'm doing this show and I haven't been able to drink any water. 0.99

01:11:09.000 But their only hope is the United States of America.

01:11:12.000 Just like when people across the globe are talking about free speech and willing to fight for free speech, whether they're in Australia, whether they're in the UK, whether they're in Canada, by the way, and you can drive there and you could throw a baseball there if you live in upstate New York.

01:11:26.000 Their only hope is the United States because it's the only place where it exists.

01:11:30.000 When Hong Kong is singing the American National Anthem, when they're saying, we have to fight back against an authoritarian regime who lies and murders its own citizens, they say, hey, look, America, we need you, we're singing your anthem, we're waiting for that air support to come in, just like when we were fighting the Axis of Evil, people were going, please, come on, we're waiting for the red, white, and blue so we can get this thing over with, and then they tune it in to CNN because, I don't know, maybe they're at an airport layover in Charlotte, And they hear Jake Tapper saying, nothing to see here, China's on the up and up.

01:12:01.000 Do you have any idea how soul-crushing that must be for people looking? 0.90

01:12:06.000 They're looking to the shining city on a hill, and oh shit, that light's gone out because CNN decided it wasn't worth covering. 0.99

01:12:12.000 Except in nine years, breaking, but they already starved to death! 0.99

01:12:16.000 Kind of like when Sean Penn went up with his silly little crocodile tears saying, the way that they tar and smear a wonderful leader, Chavez, in Venezuela. 0.66

01:12:26.000 How many people do you think that killed?

01:12:28.000 How many people do you think died because the American media didn't hold anyone's feet to the fire and couldn't cover the fact that people were being starved to death because it was the net result of a policy that you go on and support and argue for day in and day out?

01:12:42.000 Those people in Hong Kong singing the national anthem, you are breaking their hearts.

01:12:46.000 You are breaking their hearts.

01:12:48.000 And several of them have already disappeared between the time they sang that anthem and you decided you had your breaking story, Tapper, you hack.

01:12:56.000 Yeah, because they know that this is the only place where free speech is not something they have to talk about in the past tense.

01:13:01.000 Right.

01:13:01.000 It's something that exists now, and they know that it's worth fighting for.

01:13:04.000 And if our side knows that it's worth fighting for, then we have a battle ahead of us.

01:13:08.000 Because, yeah, this is the battle line.

01:13:10.000 It is unbelievable to me, and the media doesn't even cover this.

01:13:13.000 They just destroy the lab in Wuhan.

01:13:15.000 That's what China did. 0.92

01:13:16.000 They just destroy it.

01:13:17.000 These are things that can be verified.

01:13:19.000 People don't understand the response.

01:13:21.000 When you say, hey, words matter.

01:13:23.000 This is what they say, right?

01:13:24.000 Pronouns.

01:13:24.000 He, his, hers.

01:13:25.000 We're gonna ban you because you're saying that Ellen Page doesn't have an, uh, that Elliot Page doesn't have an IMDB credit to his name.

01:13:33.000 He doesn't!

01:13:34.000 He doesn't! 1.00

01:13:35.000 No character breakdown for which Ellen Page was hired said, must have cock. 1.00

01:13:40.000 That didn't exist.

01:13:42.000 That's not hate speech, and I won't be accused of being retroactively guilty of it, along with every single Hollywood liberal who worked with Ellen Page.

01:13:50.000 I'm getting confused myself.

01:13:51.000 I almost said Elliot.

01:13:52.000 But you know what?

01:13:53.000 Words do matter.

01:13:55.000 They do carry some weight.

01:13:57.000 And certainly, so should a free press.

01:13:59.000 But this is what's crazy.

01:14:00.000 When we talk about freedom of speech, we've talked about that.

01:14:02.000 Well, freedom of speech doesn't exist as people know it anymore because it's not about the government infringing on freedom of speech if the town square is entirely run by two or three or four companies.

01:14:12.000 And that's what we are reaching.

01:14:13.000 First Amendment, we're also talking about a free press.

01:14:16.000 It doesn't exist anymore if the free press is actually beholden to foreign interests of communist Chinese governments and will allow countless people to suffer needlessly and die because they can't offend the people who butter their bread. 0.56

01:14:31.000 That's where we are in the United States of America.

01:14:32.000 You may be going, listen, this sounds too extreme.

01:14:34.000 How could Jake Tapper and everyone at CNN say nothing was going on in China and now just say breaking news? 0.99

01:14:40.000 They're not that stupid, or at least they don't think we are. 0.97

01:14:44.000 Actually, you're incorrect on both counts, and more importantly, you do have to look and follow where the money comes from. 0.99

01:14:50.000 This is important.

01:14:51.000 We are the shining city on a hill.

01:14:53.000 We were that shining city on a hill, and what happened with Hong Kong, they were looking to us, and they saw someone put that light out like an old lantern worker in a Dickens novel, and this is what's happening right now across the world with people who are hoping, they go, God, listen, people, we haven't seen a free and fair election in a century.

01:15:11.000 But the United States, we're waiting on that cavalry coming over the hill, and it may never come.

01:15:19.000 So exactly what happened with Wuhan, exactly what happened with the coronavirus, right?

01:15:22.000 We now have that time span, nine or six months, whatever it was.

01:15:25.000 Don't let that happen right now with election fraud.

01:15:27.000 For people out there who go, oh, I don't think that we're going to win this, and why don't you get off this topic because it seems like it's inevitable, because people die.

01:15:35.000 And I'm not just talking about the United States.

01:15:36.000 I'm talking about people across the world.

01:15:39.000 When people talk about freedom, when people talk about the ability to peaceably assemble, what do you think happens when we're just talking about that, peaceably assemble?

01:15:48.000 You have Americans saying, well, do you really?

01:15:50.000 American pastors saying, do you really need to go to church for the First Amendment?

01:15:54.000 What do you think is happening when you have countries where people are burned alive, largely Muslim countries, for owning a Bible?

01:16:01.000 They go, what?

01:16:02.000 What?

01:16:02.000 We own a Bible?

01:16:03.000 But come on!

01:16:04.000 It's the 21st century, right?

01:16:05.000 Look to the United States!

01:16:06.000 And then they point and they see Rob Bell going, we don't need churches or Bibles to be Christians. 0.99

01:16:11.000 Come on! 0.61

01:16:13.000 You want to remove all hope from these people?

01:16:16.000 Your words do carry some weight.

01:16:17.000 We do have responsibility as Americans.

01:16:19.000 And I get that.

01:16:20.000 We want to destroy all of our traditions and our social norms in the United States of America because the left wants us to be more like these other countries who are looking to us as an example, who are looking to us for inspiration.

01:16:30.000 But I guess that doesn't really matter.

01:16:32.000 Oh! 0.60

01:16:33.000 Breaking news! 1.00

01:16:34.000 CNN doesn't give a shit. 0.99

01:16:35.000 Nor does YouTube. 0.99

01:16:35.000 So YouTube, right now, we're going to go have some fun on Mug Club. 0.99

01:16:39.000 But right now, you can go... You know what?

Louder with Crowder - December 02, 2020

BREAKING: Ellen Page is a Man!? | Good Morning #MugClub

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