Louder with Crowder - BREAKING: Why South Korea's Martial Law Really Matters to America

00:00:00.000 You could talk to me.

00:00:06.000 I understand.

00:00:09.000 Samson, I just don't understand why you won't tell me what would make you as weak as any other man.

00:00:23.000 What?

00:00:24.000 What?

00:00:25.000 I repeat, what?

00:00:26.000 Is that a...

00:00:27.000 Of course not.

00:00:27.000 Why would I tell you that?

00:00:29.000 Oh, you don't trust me?

00:00:30.000 Is that it?

00:00:30.000 Is that a serious question?

00:00:32.000 Is that a serious question?

00:00:33.000 Of course I don't trust you.

00:00:35.000 The last time we went out for Drink Tuesday at Happy Hour, you said, hey, what would make you as weak as any...

00:00:39.000 You remember?

00:00:40.000 What would make you as weak as any other man?

00:00:41.000 I said, oh, I don't know.

00:00:42.000 We had a couple of daiquiris.

00:00:43.000 Oh, you know what?

00:00:44.000 If I wake up tied in fresh ropes, lo and behold, the very next morning, tied with fresh ropes, they still smell like new ropes.

00:00:52.000 That was a sex thing, Samson.

00:00:54.000 Oh, it was a sex thing.

00:00:56.000 Was it?

00:00:57.000 Was it a sex thing?

00:00:58.000 Because I don't remember any sex.

00:01:00.000 As part of that thing.

00:01:02.000 While we're on the subject, what would make you as weak as any other man?

00:01:05.000 Why don't you trust me?

00:01:06.000 And I tell you, you know, if someone were to tie my hair in a weave, I would lose all my power and I wake up like this!

00:01:14.000 This!

00:01:14.000 I would love the new look!

00:01:16.000 Who would love this new look?

00:01:17.000 Who, my boy George?

00:01:19.000 No one likes this look!

00:01:20.000 Simpson, I just need you to trust me.

00:01:21.000 Oh, you need me to trust you!

00:01:23.000 Okay, now we're at the point where we talk about your needs, forget about my needs at all, as the strongest man in the world who's actually tasked with ensuring the bloodline of the Lord's people effectively.

00:01:34.000 Do you have any idea how hard it is?

00:01:36.000 To kill over a dozen people with the jawbone of a donkey?

00:01:40.000 Now, do you know how hard it is to actually get a jawbone off a donkey?

00:01:45.000 It isn't gonna work if you don't trust me.

00:01:50.000 Okay.

00:01:53.000 Box, boundaries.

00:01:55.000 We need to work on this together.

00:01:57.000 We're a team.

00:01:58.000 We are not each other's enemy.

00:02:01.000 My hair.

00:02:02.000 Okay?

00:02:03.000 That's the source of all my power.

00:02:05.000 You want me to trust you?

00:02:06.000 There it is.

00:02:07.000 I'm being vulnerable instead of angry because anger is not an emotion.

00:02:10.000 It simply masks the real emotion.

00:02:11.000 We know that.

00:02:13.000 If my hair were cut, I'd be as weak as any other man.

00:02:20.000 Shit.

00:02:23.000 click rumble premium and join now for 99 annually or 9.99 a month to get the entirely ad-free experience and exclusive content from lotto with crowder nick de paulo mr guns and gear donald trump jr and an ever-expanding roster of content creators and free speech

00:02:45.000 so hmm

00:03:22.000 Glad to be with you.

00:03:23.000 And we also have back with us today, Captain Morgan, CEO. How are you?

00:03:27.000 I'm well.

00:03:27.000 How are you?

00:03:28.000 Yeah, because you're not sick.

00:03:28.000 You lied.

00:03:29.000 No, I was sick.

00:03:30.000 I just wasn't as sick as my wife and children who I was taking care of.

00:03:34.000 His family was sick.

00:03:35.000 I was also sick.

00:03:36.000 I still am also...

00:03:38.000 Okay, wait.

00:03:38.000 I don't believe him.

00:03:39.000 Yeah, it was...

00:03:40.000 Screw you, Tim!

00:03:42.000 It was Munchausen by pussy.

00:03:44.000 Oh!

00:03:47.000 Sorry.

00:03:48.000 Okay, before we get to that, we have a lot to get to today.

00:03:50.000 South Korea.

00:03:50.000 It's a silly place.

00:03:52.000 Tiny people.

00:03:53.000 But it is in chaos and it has some implications for the United States.

00:03:56.000 Have you been following this?

00:03:57.000 Do you know what's going on there?

00:03:58.000 We're going to kind of give you the ins and outs because a lot of people here don't necessarily know and it's not going to go great.

00:04:06.000 Also, a lot of celebrities have been fleeing the country, you know, because of Donald Trump.

00:04:10.000 And some OnlyFans celebrities now are sterilizing themselves.

00:04:13.000 So we've actually done an analysis of the countries to which they are fleeing.

00:04:18.000 Spoiler alert, you leave the United States for more freedom, you don't get it.

00:04:23.000 There is no other place honored.

00:04:25.000 I think we're looking at the wrong...

00:04:52.000 The wrong data here.

00:04:53.000 What we want is a country with functioning and contributing members of society.

00:04:58.000 I don't think that a college degree is an indicator of that anymore.

00:05:01.000 I think income.

00:05:03.000 I think family stability.

00:05:05.000 I think debt to savings ratio.

00:05:07.000 I think there are a lot of other metrics that would be more valuable and we need to fundamentally shift that window and how we think about it in the country.

00:05:14.000 But comment below as to what you think and at some point today because we will be talking about Chinese...

00:05:19.000 Extraction machines.

00:05:20.000 You're going to see this on YouTube.

00:05:23.000 Head on over to Rumble.

00:05:25.000 That's where you should watch anyway.

00:05:26.000 You get 100% more show.

00:05:27.000 Rumble Premium.

00:05:28.000 Click that button.

00:05:28.000 You watch the whole thing.

00:05:29.000 It's a live show.

00:05:30.000 Weekdays, 10 a.m.

00:05:31.000 And on Rumble Premium, you also get this man's show, who is in third chair today.

00:05:35.000 When you hear this...

00:05:37.000 You can watch him evenings here on Rumble Premium and formerly Mud Club.

00:05:42.000 And Thursday, February 20th, he's going to be at the Bricktown Comedy Club in Tulsa, Oklahoma?

00:05:49.000 Sure, if you say so.

00:05:50.000 Okay.

00:05:52.000 All of his dates.

00:05:54.000 I thought that was Josh.

00:05:55.000 Is that Josh?

00:05:55.000 No, that's me.

00:05:56.000 That is you.

00:05:57.000 February, but yeah, it's in February of the next year, so I'm really packing the schedule, as you can see.

00:06:02.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:06:04.000 NickDip.com for all his dates.

00:06:05.000 Funniest man alive.

00:06:05.000 Nick DiPaolo, how are you, sir?

00:06:07.000 I'm terrific, Stephen.

00:06:08.000 How are you?

00:06:08.000 I'm good.

00:06:09.000 I'm good.

00:06:10.000 We're all better than Gerald, apparently, as far as, you know, honesty.

00:06:14.000 Is he sick, Gerald?

00:06:15.000 He's not sick.

00:06:16.000 No, I am sick.

00:06:18.000 Yeah.

00:06:18.000 I still am.

00:06:19.000 You are sick.

00:06:19.000 You're sick.

00:06:20.000 That's a sick thing to do.

00:06:21.000 No.

00:06:22.000 I am too.

00:06:23.000 Sick in the head.

00:06:24.000 Let's go on to this because we have Nick DiPaolo right here in third chair and this is just a layup.

00:06:31.000 This is T-ball at this point.

00:06:32.000 This is funny.

00:06:33.000 So automation, you know, is taking a lot of jobs and that's a discussion to have.

00:06:36.000 Automation versus AI, I think, are two separate discussions.

00:06:38.000 Okay.

00:06:39.000 Let's all handle this maturely.

00:06:42.000 No!

00:06:43.000 What?

00:06:43.000 The Chinese...

00:06:44.000 Chinese, for the uninitiated.

00:06:50.000 It is a slow news day.

00:06:52.000 When you know we're talking about South Korea, it's a slow news day, but that often means these are the best days.

00:06:55.000 So, the Chinese are taking automation quite seriously, as they often do, with a new, hyperly efficient device, as the Chinese do, to help their men provide samples.

00:07:09.000 Samples.

00:07:13.000 First off, pause.

00:07:14.000 Pause.

00:07:15.000 You know where this is going.

00:07:17.000 Yeah, right up my ass.

00:07:19.000 I apologize.

00:07:20.000 That is very generous for the population of Chinese males.

00:07:24.000 Let's continue with this.

00:07:26.000 Lied about the grande.

00:07:28.000 Could fit 30 in there.

00:07:31.000 There isn't even a privacy screen.

00:07:33.000 It's in the hallway!

00:07:35.000 Somebody's doing their laundry.

00:07:39.000 We have an ATM in Savannah that has them.

00:07:43.000 What are you doing?

00:07:44.000 Making it to Pawsit!

00:07:45.000 It's one of those new biometric...

00:07:47.000 Also, by the way, Pawsit, don't you love how this guy, of course, someone in China, would be analyzing a fake vagina machine with no arousals, just like, okay, good depth!

00:08:00.000 He's proud of his machine.

00:08:01.000 This is what happens when you kill all your daughter!

00:08:04.000 He's waiting like a soft serve's gonna come out of it.

00:08:09.000 This thing made coffee, too?

00:08:12.000 Okay, keep playing.

00:08:16.000 There's an audio jack.

00:08:17.000 Oh, there's an audio jack!

00:08:19.000 Oh, I thought that was bass.

00:08:21.000 It can replicate physical moments of sexual intercourse by moving back and forth for audio.

00:08:28.000 Comprehensive coverage.

00:08:29.000 And pressure.

00:08:32.000 It minimizes waste and prevents contamination.

00:08:34.000 I'm sorry, what?

00:08:35.000 Congratulations!

00:08:36.000 You're my 100 customers!

00:08:37.000 It looks like a commercial for GM trucks, eight pistons or something.

00:08:42.000 Ram top!

00:08:43.000 This thing got a Hemi?

00:08:44.000 Yes, exactly.

00:08:45.000 Yeah, it's a Hemi.

00:08:46.000 Oh!

00:08:47.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:08:48.000 It's a Hemi!

00:08:50.000 You need turbo!

00:08:54.000 They don't even try to put a little fake hair around it?

00:08:57.000 No, they don't.

00:08:59.000 No semi with a Hemi.

00:09:01.000 I always have fantasy of short circuit.

00:09:05.000 Yeah, what happens if power goes out?

00:09:07.000 You're stuck in that.

00:09:10.000 Explain that to your electrician.

00:09:14.000 Turn on their coal power generator, it gets too torquey.

00:09:19.000 The wife's gonna go out and put gas in the gentleman.

00:09:21.000 Get me out of this thing!

00:09:24.000 I like this one.

00:09:25.000 Hey, you getting an MRI? One day someone's gonna be running out of there.

00:09:30.000 Oh no!

00:09:31.000 Skynet has fallen!

00:09:34.000 The machines!

00:09:36.000 Everybody!

00:09:38.000 Everybody!

00:09:38.000 That seems perfect for the Chinese, because they don't seem very sensual.

00:09:42.000 I might be wrong about that, but it's very mechanical.

00:09:44.000 They have a billion kids a year.

00:09:46.000 Let's get this done.

00:09:47.000 Let's get the cream to the top.

00:09:50.000 This is what happens when you kill all your daughters.

00:09:52.000 This is the byproduct of a godless society.

00:09:57.000 It's a society where they go, oh, we need to have more fuel.

00:09:59.000 Well, we only want sons.

00:10:01.000 So no women.

00:10:02.000 They have a real birth problem.

00:10:03.000 They're going to be forcing women to carry babies in five years' time, I bet.

00:10:06.000 That's what Lane was talking about.

00:10:07.000 I already ordered one.

00:10:10.000 There's an option.

00:10:11.000 You can make you BLT after.

00:10:13.000 That cost me an extra 50. It was a luxury package.

00:10:16.000 It insults you.

00:10:19.000 I love how it has an audio jacket.

00:10:21.000 It's this hyper-modern machine, but it doesn't even have Bluetooth.

00:10:27.000 Voice activated.

00:10:28.000 Hey, hey, you say, hey, Siri, suck my...

00:10:32.000 I'm sorry.

00:10:33.000 Look, like I always say, this is a PG-13.

00:10:35.000 But this is going on in the world.

00:10:37.000 Is it really?

00:10:37.000 This is going on in the world.

00:10:40.000 That's China.

00:10:40.000 That's the state of it.

00:10:41.000 When people here are not having children, when people here are vilifying the nuclear family, you end up with China.

00:10:47.000 Whenever someone points to Eastern philosophy, medicine, or say I spent time in the Orient, I think you can still say that now, just go, why?

00:10:54.000 They've got nothing right.

00:10:56.000 They're already here.

00:10:57.000 I tried when I was at the shopper image at the mall.

00:10:59.000 LAUGHTER Yeah, very horny.

00:11:08.000 China, hypersonic missiles, and this.

00:11:11.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:11:12.000 That's their version of Ikea.

00:11:13.000 My bookcase turn into a fake bookcase.

00:11:16.000 Freshly clean.

00:11:20.000 Also try meatball on the way out.

00:11:22.000 Follow arrow.

00:11:24.000 They'll figure a way to use that as a torture device.

00:11:26.000 Oh, of course they will.

00:11:27.000 They'll heat up that pipe to 4,000 degrees.

00:11:29.000 They'll put some bamboo chips in it.

00:11:31.000 Surprise!

00:11:32.000 Broken glass.

00:11:33.000 Oh, no!

00:11:34.000 Broken glass.

00:11:35.000 Not again.

00:11:38.000 And make the macaroni.

00:11:39.000 Oh, China.

00:11:41.000 I don't like it, and I think we should punish them with more sanctions and tariffs.

00:11:45.000 It'll blow you and make potstickers.

00:11:50.000 You don't know why they stick.

00:11:52.000 No.

00:11:54.000 There's not even a privacy screen.

00:11:56.000 You're going to have six guys lined up in one place.

00:12:00.000 Put them in ballpark bathrooms.

00:12:03.000 I just think you have these celebrities.

00:12:04.000 We'll get them complaining about this dystopian world in the United States.

00:12:07.000 What do you think about a bunch of Chinese men screwing a machine like 12 in a room because they have a birth rate problem?

00:12:14.000 Is that not 84 enough?

00:12:16.000 How's that make you feel, feminist?

00:12:18.000 Hey buddy, hurry up!

00:12:20.000 Big line!

00:12:20.000 We actually have feminist setting!

00:12:22.000 While you bang machine, it talk back!

00:12:28.000 Make me feel bad about myself!

00:12:29.000 Never her fault!

00:12:30.000 Never machine fault!

00:12:31.000 I know what I'm getting for Christmas.

00:12:34.000 Only three pump UC doctor Sponsored by Bluetooth There's a rookie plumber!

00:12:44.000 Uh...

00:12:46.000 Nothing to do with coffee, by the way.

00:12:48.000 Brutu.

00:12:49.000 Brutu.

00:12:51.000 I too?

00:12:51.000 You too?

00:12:52.000 Brutu.

00:12:54.000 Hey, by the way, where is Josh?

00:12:57.000 He said he had to be out for a doctor's appointment or something.

00:13:01.000 I don't remember approving that.

00:13:03.000 Can we get him on the line?

00:13:04.000 Yeah, I'll give it a shot.

00:13:05.000 Here we go.

00:13:06.000 Josh.

00:13:07.000 Where in the world is Judge?

00:13:13.000 Hey!

00:13:14.000 Hello?

00:13:15.000 Yeah, Josh, where are you?

00:13:16.000 I heard something about a doctor's note.

00:13:17.000 Are you sick, actually?

00:13:19.000 No, I'm just getting a fertility check.

00:13:23.000 Are you on a plane?

00:13:26.000 What?

00:13:27.000 No.

00:13:28.000 That looks like a plane.

00:13:33.000 We've reached an altitude of 30,000 feet.

00:13:35.000 We hope you enjoy the John Will Marathon on our 12-hour, 50-minute flight to Beijing.

00:13:41.000 Oh, hell yeah.

00:13:42.000 John Woo!

00:13:43.000 Gotta go, Steven.

00:13:44.000 Yeah, I don't...

00:13:45.000 Where in the world is...

00:13:50.000 Okay.

00:13:52.000 I mean, if you ever want to be first in line, that's the case.

00:13:55.000 You want to be customer number one.

00:13:57.000 Yes, exactly.

00:13:59.000 Oh, what a messed up...

00:14:00.000 Screw the iPhone lines.

00:14:01.000 Maybe that's the, you know...

00:14:02.000 What a messed up godless society.

00:14:04.000 And they still won't allow their citizens to smoke pot, so what does that tell you?

00:14:08.000 They all look stoned anyway.

00:14:11.000 By the way, we do have a couple of sort of ongoing watches, I guess to say, to keep an eye on today.

00:14:20.000 The Daniel Penny verdict could be coming back.

00:14:24.000 I know that the, is it the jury, they're deliberating right now.

00:14:26.000 They're deliberating, yes.

00:14:26.000 Deliberating.

00:14:27.000 For those who don't remember, this is Daniel Penny, New York.

00:14:29.000 He is the person on trial for manslaughter who subdued the crazy, likely crackhead in the subway, Jordan Neely, and was asked to restrain him.

00:14:40.000 And they may try and crucify this guy.

00:14:42.000 Oh, they're trying.

00:14:43.000 You get a look at the district attorney.

00:14:46.000 Oh, yeah.

00:14:48.000 My theory holds true.

00:14:50.000 Yep.

00:14:51.000 The guy's facing 15 years, potentially, in prison if he's convicted.

00:14:54.000 So we'll keep you updated on that.

00:14:57.000 By the way, while we're talking about New York City, we all know that New York City is the worst city in the country.

00:15:02.000 So we've actually made, I've made here a Truth Social post inviting you right now today live to drop your best New York City memes or your jokes and we'll air our favorite ones live right here on the show before the end.

00:15:15.000 So go to my Truth Social right there.

00:15:17.000 It's a great platform to go and take part.

00:15:19.000 Obviously that's where you read most of Trump's posts.

00:15:20.000 And yeah, the winner gets a lock of Gerald's neck hair because he's run out of back hair.

00:15:25.000 Neck hair?

00:15:26.000 Yes.

00:15:28.000 Also today, we're going to keep an eye on this, you know, the Supreme Court.

00:15:31.000 We talked about this Monday.

00:15:32.000 I don't know why more people are not talking about this.

00:15:33.000 The case before the Supreme Court right now, that's going to start today.

00:15:37.000 They're talking about it right here.

00:15:39.000 It's about, basically, think about this.

00:15:41.000 You talk about a slippery slope.

00:15:42.000 Before the Supreme Court, it has made it to the highest court in the land where you have people pushing for minors, for children, to get sex changes.

00:15:51.000 They're actually trying to get the Supreme Court to forbid states from banning sex changes and hormones for minors.

00:15:59.000 So when people say, oh, that's not an issue, why are you turning out all the fake culture war stuff?

00:16:03.000 This is before the Supreme Court today.

00:16:07.000 You know what?

00:16:07.000 This actually brings us, we introduced you to the lawyer, Strangio.

00:16:11.000 So this brings us to an installment of Strangio Things.

00:16:28.000 If Tennessee is successful, if the Supreme Court in essence sides with the government of Tennessee, I think that will open the door to the types of federal bans on this care, not only for minors, but for adults too.

00:16:39.000 For adults too, you think?

00:16:40.000 I do, I do, and I think that's one of the things we should be really concerned about.

00:16:43.000 We're hearing a lot about young people can't consent to this care, but it is their parents consenting to this care, and at the end of the day, we have adults who live as transgender people, people like myself, who have Families who are part of communities, who are part of this society, And if the incoming administration bans our health care, that is essentially excising us from this country.

00:17:05.000 Yeah, and it was hard to pick because it gets worse.

00:17:22.000 There's actually a clip of this person with Jake Tapper saying that two-year-olds can transition.

00:17:26.000 If we could pull that clip, Mission Control.

00:17:27.000 People as young as two know that they're living like this.

00:17:29.000 People as young as two.

00:17:30.000 Come on.

00:17:31.000 They're not even to the age of eating paste at that point.

00:17:34.000 You don't even know if the child has a learning disability at two.

00:17:37.000 Look, if you don't believe in the idea of eating, going before the Supreme Court to argue that children should be able to irreparably I don't know what more you need.

00:17:59.000 Comment below.

00:17:59.000 How does it get more evil in the United States?

00:18:02.000 We're in a nice insulated world here where we don't have genocide.

00:18:05.000 We don't really have wars right here in our home front.

00:18:08.000 That's about as bad as it gets.

00:18:09.000 And by the way, everything that person said is the opposite.

00:18:12.000 Like I told you, they try and gaslight you.

00:18:13.000 This may remove care from adults.

00:18:17.000 No, that's not what we're talking about.

00:18:17.000 This is actually, it is consented to by the parents.

00:18:21.000 No, no.

00:18:21.000 The problem that you have right now is many parents have said, no, no, we do not consent to this.

00:18:26.000 And you want states to be able to take those children away from the parents.

00:18:30.000 The bans say the parents have the right to determine the future of their children when they're as young as, I don't know, two.

00:18:37.000 So when they say the parents are consenting to this, no.

00:18:39.000 The parents are saying no.

00:18:41.000 And you don't want the parents to be able to say no.

00:18:44.000 You want the state to forcibly say yes.

00:18:47.000 So make sure you really understand that dynamic there and we frame it properly as we discuss this issue.

00:18:52.000 And we'll bring up that other clip here in the show.

00:18:54.000 Send that in to us, guys.

00:18:56.000 And we talked about this with Tim Walls, the sanctuary state for this kind of stuff.

00:18:59.000 Yep.

00:19:00.000 So don't think like, oh, okay, they're just trying to make it to where this is accessible to people who maybe can get their parents to sign off on it because a doctor says, hey, they're going to commit suicide if you don't.

00:19:09.000 You're a good parent, right?

00:19:10.000 You want to make sure that your son doesn't commit suicide, right?

00:19:12.000 That's exactly the kind of stuff that happens from these freaking doctors that should do a better job and then put Tim Walz's state's policies on every state.

00:19:20.000 Yeah.

00:19:21.000 And then put Washington State, I believe it was, where they said that they could run away from their parents and they wouldn't even tell them where they were.

00:19:27.000 They would hide the information from their parents.

00:19:28.000 They would hide the information from their parents if they're out there.

00:19:30.000 So it's this dystopian world where kids can just do whatever the hell they want and run away and get sex changes.

00:19:35.000 That's before the Supreme...

00:19:37.000 Before the Supreme Court today.

00:19:39.000 A lot of Americans aren't aware of case law sometimes.

00:19:42.000 They're not aware that the Heller v.

00:19:43.000 D.C. case that we talked about, the dissenting opinion, said that actually you have no right to own firearms whatsoever.

00:19:49.000 When you actually get into the legal arguments out of the court of public opinion, but what has to be argued in a court of law, it's terrifying.

00:19:57.000 So, we'll stay on top of that and update you as these things kind of continue to play out today.

00:20:04.000 Let's go to this while we're Waiting on that.

00:20:08.000 The left is really, if you listen or watch their shows, and we do every day, and that's why we provide all of the references.

00:20:14.000 Link in the description.

00:20:15.000 And most of them are left-leaning sources.

00:20:17.000 I think when we run the numbers, it's about 80-something percent.

00:20:20.000 Because we don't want you to believe what we're saying right here.

00:20:24.000 We want you to believe the arguments that the left are making themselves.

00:20:28.000 So right now the argument that they are making in trying to correct course from this last election, the shellacking, is actually the big divide we should focus on is Trump is only able to win because of a lack of education.

00:20:43.000 We need to look at voters, not male, female, not race, not class, but the educated, meaning college degrees, that's the metric they use.

00:20:51.000 Do you equate that with being educated today, a college degree?

00:20:54.000 I don't.

00:20:55.000 Versus the uneducated, huddled masses who don't know any better.

00:20:59.000 You know, you.

00:21:01.000 What's the big divide in American politics?

00:21:03.000 It's the diploma divide.

00:21:05.000 College-educated people are now trending sharply to the left, to the Democrats.

00:21:08.000 High school-educated people are trending sharply to the right.

00:21:12.000 So, Americans who don't travel...

00:21:16.000 Who are...

00:21:16.000 Who 80% don't have a passport.

00:21:19.000 Who are uneducated.

00:21:21.000 Shut up, bitch!

00:21:24.000 Extraordinary naivete.

00:21:26.000 So why do you think that uneducated white women voted against their reproductive health?

00:21:30.000 And they think that only stupid people vote for politicians like Donald Trump.

00:21:35.000 Well, there may be stupid people in America, just as there are no doubt stupid people in this country.

00:21:40.000 Let me just make one point here.

00:21:44.000 They're trying to equate higher education with intelligence.

00:21:47.000 You just heard them do that.

00:21:48.000 If higher education was a sign of intelligence, then not everybody would be able to do it.

00:21:54.000 You cannot have a bell curve that is reality, as far as IQ, and say, and everyone can and should go to college.

00:22:03.000 You can't have it both ways.

00:22:05.000 Higher education, a college degree, cannot be an indicator of intelligence if you claim that everyone can do it.

00:22:11.000 Does that make sense?

00:22:11.000 Can you comment below?

00:22:12.000 Let me know.

00:22:13.000 Does that make sense?

00:22:14.000 And what is education anymore?

00:22:16.000 Is this the metric that we should be looking to?

00:22:17.000 And when I say education, I mean how they are using it.

00:22:20.000 Because the truth is, you don't even need a public library anymore.

00:22:24.000 The Goodwill hunting line doesn't work because you have a smartphone.

00:22:27.000 You can learn anything at any moment.

00:22:28.000 And what's scary is we have more information than ever, more tools to learn than ever, and we have people who are less literate than previous generations.

00:22:37.000 So we have a problem of choice.

00:22:42.000 Really, we have a problem with people making the wrong decisions.

00:22:44.000 Just like obesity.

00:22:45.000 You can eat healthy.

00:22:47.000 You can choose to not.

00:22:49.000 Sorry, food deserts are not a thing anymore.

00:22:50.000 The idea that you can only eat fast food if you're poor, that's not a thing anymore.

00:22:54.000 You can eat oats, bananas, tuna, eggs, milk.

00:22:57.000 You can be healthy and poor.

00:22:59.000 We have more choice than ever, and we have fatter people, we have sicker people, we have dumber people, according to standardized literacy and mathematics tests.

00:23:08.000 And you have, in the palm of your hand, more power than all of NASA from when your parents were growing up.

00:23:17.000 And that's why they want to perpetuate this lie, and we're going to get to this thesis from, I believe, a student and professor to show you what kind of education you can expect in our hallowed halls.

00:23:28.000 This is the latest installment of Make My Professor Famous.

00:23:31.000 All right.

00:23:47.000 Alright.

00:23:48.000 The X post here sums it up quite well.

00:23:50.000 This is Allie Lukes, an English literature PhD candidate at Cambridge.

00:23:54.000 A lot of impressive words there.

00:23:55.000 They also teach, by the way, when they're a candidate.

00:23:56.000 Yes, this person teaches.

00:23:57.000 Class.

00:23:58.000 Said, posted this, thrilled to say...

00:24:01.000 Of course they look like that.

00:24:04.000 Thrilled to say I passed my Viva with no corrections and I'm officially PH done.

00:24:11.000 The title of the thesis in question, Olfactory Ethics, the Politics of Smell in Modern and Contemporary Prose.

00:24:21.000 What?

00:24:22.000 No, no, no, no.

00:24:23.000 This is the Harris voter.

00:24:25.000 Yeah, you're just uneducated.

00:24:26.000 You're just uneducated.

00:24:27.000 Stop being uneducated, okay?

00:24:30.000 Educate.

00:24:30.000 I expect better from the Aryan in the Guinea here.

00:24:32.000 Bullshit, I went to DeVry.

00:24:34.000 I'm a phoenix.

00:24:36.000 University of Maine, 2.4, and I'm proud of it.

00:24:38.000 A lot of fat broads.

00:24:39.000 Go ahead.

00:24:39.000 Definitely.

00:24:41.000 Dr. Lukes posted this, he posted her abstract to clarify, because you might be confused, so let me make sure it's really clear.

00:24:47.000 This is what this person posted.

00:24:49.000 The broad aim of this thesis is to offer an intersectional and wide-ranging study of olfactory oppression by establishing the underlying logics that facilitate smells application in creating and subverting gender, class, sexual, racial, and species-powered Structures.

00:25:07.000 So really about smell and how that relates to oppression.

00:25:10.000 Least thrilled about this thesis, by the way, is this guy.

00:25:13.000 Yeah, he's not...

00:25:14.000 Oh, come on.

00:25:18.000 So, and here's the thing, too.

00:25:20.000 It didn't even look like a cab.

00:25:22.000 No.

00:25:23.000 It could have been a Buick.

00:25:24.000 It could have.

00:25:29.000 And let me, here's the thing.

00:25:30.000 Oh, that was great.

00:25:31.000 Higher education.

00:25:33.000 Cambridge.

00:25:33.000 Right.

00:25:34.000 But common sense would say, if you're actually looking to resolve a problem, if you actually believe that we have a problem of gender, racially based oppression in this country, it's You go, okay, what affects that most?

00:25:50.000 You'd have a list of ten things.

00:25:53.000 Olfactory suppression would not be amongst them.

00:25:57.000 You might look at, okay, the workplace.

00:26:00.000 You might look at dynamics or CEOs, which the left tries to do, which is also BS. But you'd look at some other power dynamics, structures that exist.

00:26:08.000 That would be common sense, where you go, if you actually believe that there is an urgent problem that needs to be dealt with of oppression, Of systemic oppression, prejudice, you wouldn't go straight to smell.

00:26:21.000 Of the five senses, that would be the last one.

00:26:23.000 Taste would come out above it.

00:26:25.000 I don't even know how taste plays into this thing.

00:26:27.000 Yes, I am totally, I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

00:26:30.000 That's exactly right.

00:26:31.000 Well, the good news is she clarified in a following post.

00:26:34.000 So, sorry, Nick.

00:26:34.000 I'll make sure it's really clear.

00:26:35.000 I wasn't good with that one.

00:26:36.000 It says, to be clear, this abstract was written for experts within my discipline and field.

00:26:42.000 It was not written for a lay audience, and this is not how I would communicate my ideas to the average person.

00:26:50.000 Logical fallacy alert!

00:26:52.000 Logical fallacy alert!

00:26:54.000 It's the appeal to authority fallacy.

00:26:57.000 You just don't know Nick and Gerald because you're uneducated.

00:27:01.000 You heard them talk about you on CNN. This is for experts.

00:27:04.000 We understand how the olfactory senses affect sexual discrimination.

00:27:09.000 Or, or, you're an idiot.

00:27:12.000 Or, you're an idiot at an Ivy League school.

00:27:15.000 You can be an idiot anywhere.

00:27:17.000 I'm sorry.

00:27:18.000 I just, this idea, we have to completely dispel this myth right now that college degree equals education.

00:27:25.000 It doesn't.

00:27:26.000 Not in 2024. Some of the smartest people I know worked in old factories.

00:27:30.000 Yes.

00:27:35.000 Are we just supposed to put up with people who stink?

00:27:37.000 Is that the end of this?

00:27:38.000 Is that the final point of our thesis?

00:27:42.000 People that smell like human feces has been rubbed all over their face.

00:27:48.000 That's all factory suppression.

00:27:50.000 You should treat them as if it's cool water.

00:27:52.000 Sounds like you need to check your clean privilege.

00:27:56.000 Or she's saying, you know, pheromones are racist.

00:27:59.000 Oh!

00:28:00.000 I don't know, but here's what I do know.

00:28:01.000 A graduate degree at Cambridge costs $105,000.

00:28:04.000 No, no, no, no, Stephen.

00:28:06.000 That would be appropriate.

00:28:07.000 It's $105,003.84.

00:28:10.000 Okay, so where's the $3.84, Cambridge?

00:28:13.000 Why do you need that extra little bit of money?

00:28:16.000 Probably the snoring strip.

00:28:17.000 Just round it.

00:28:18.000 Round it.

00:28:18.000 Make it easy for everyone.

00:28:20.000 And here's the thing.

00:28:20.000 We say, oh, college degree, we're going to separate them in voter block into educated versus not educated.

00:28:26.000 All right.

00:28:27.000 Let's look at...

00:28:28.000 We want a society with productive members of society, right?

00:28:31.000 That's what you've had for every single civilization, going from tribal villages to the modern Western world.

00:28:38.000 What you focus on, and this is where we believe in education was an indicator of this in the past, when you would get a broad education preparing you for the world...

00:28:46.000 This was designed to help you be a contributing, functioning member of society who would improve society.

00:28:52.000 But today, is that the metric we should use if we're trying to create a healthy society?

00:28:59.000 Is this this kind of education?

00:29:03.000 Is this an indicator?

00:29:05.000 Could it be less relevant?

00:29:06.000 Let me give you some examples here.

00:29:07.000 I think we should be looking at things like income.

00:29:10.000 Income to debt.

00:29:12.000 Family size.

00:29:13.000 Success in relationships.

00:29:14.000 Right?

00:29:15.000 Mental health.

00:29:15.000 Let's look at just the income to debt for graduates.

00:29:17.000 So a PhD in English.

00:29:18.000 This is English literature.

00:29:20.000 The median income is $55,000.

00:29:22.000 The median debt from student debt, largely, $41,000.

00:29:26.000 Let's look at trade school.

00:29:28.000 Meeting income is $67,000 and the debt is $10,000.

00:29:31.000 Which example is an indicator of someone who will benefit society?

00:29:36.000 And Thomas Sowell talks about this a lot.

00:29:38.000 If you're in the trades, if you're a plumber, if you're a welder, if you're a carpenter, you have knowledge that this person with an English Lit degree does not have.

00:29:46.000 Just like this person with an English Lit degree maybe has some knowledge that you don't have.

00:29:50.000 Here's the difference today in 2024. That welder, that plumber can learn everything that you have learned just as quickly.

00:29:57.000 You can't unless you go to a trade school.

00:30:00.000 And those are necessary skills.

00:30:03.000 Which person would you rather have in society?

00:30:05.000 This person who writes a thesis Likely, at some point, to be studied at the taxpayer dime on olfactory suppression.

00:30:14.000 What are they doing to improve your community, to improve this country, versus the person who lureds a trade and fixes your pipes or makes your table or your cabinets?

00:30:26.000 Why would you spend $100,000 on a degree that basically earns you less than what you would get coming out of Notre Dame with just a regular degree, like a four-year degree, $100,000 on this PhD, and you're coming out, and I looked this up before we came on air, but specifically English Lit PhD, $50,000.

00:30:44.000 Yeah.

00:30:44.000 Maybe up to $70,000 at the high end.

00:30:47.000 I was like, what?

00:30:47.000 No, you're like, okay, fine.

00:30:49.000 They want to go into academia and ranges in salary for the typically suppressed.

00:30:53.000 Fine, but name me something outside of academia where there's a lot of that are going to make two, three, $400,000 a year.

00:30:58.000 Why would you do that?

00:30:59.000 Yeah.

00:30:59.000 And you know what else, too?

00:31:00.000 Those people who go to trade schools, they're more likely to have children.

00:31:03.000 They're more likely to have families.

00:31:05.000 These people who go and get a PhD, they're less likely to have children.

00:31:08.000 They're less likely to create families.

00:31:09.000 Don't know if you know this.

00:31:10.000 You just saw the sex machines in China.

00:31:11.000 They kind of have a birth problem.

00:31:13.000 Lots of PhDs in English lit.

00:31:15.000 Lots of PhDs.

00:31:18.000 It's very hard to do English literature.

00:31:19.000 More importantly, the people that go to trade schools are not going to get indoctrinated.

00:31:24.000 Right.

00:31:25.000 Yes.

00:31:25.000 Even when education used to be, you know, it wasn't all left-wing horseshit, you could try to make a little bit of an argument.

00:31:31.000 Right now, it's ridiculous.

00:31:34.000 And I will say this.

00:31:35.000 This is anecdotal.

00:31:36.000 We've just gone through the empirical.

00:31:37.000 The references are available.

00:31:39.000 Anecdotally, I have never met someone...

00:31:41.000 I've met some really, really smart people in my life who didn't go to college, didn't finish college.

00:31:44.000 So I'm talking about people who stood out, who really impressed me intellectually.

00:31:48.000 In many cases were very intimidating.

00:31:49.000 They were so smart.

00:31:50.000 I've met some who did go to college.

00:31:51.000 I've never met one person in my life who was intellectually impressive who would list their degree.

00:31:59.000 In other words, every single person I met who's really smart, either they went to school or they didn't.

00:32:02.000 And if they did go to school, they didn't really bring it up.

00:32:05.000 They didn't take pride in their degree.

00:32:06.000 I've met all of the stupid people that I have met immediately point to their degree.

00:32:12.000 Have you encountered that?

00:32:13.000 All of the people who I've met, the second they get checkmated as far as an argument, they go, well, you know, I did go to Brown.

00:32:19.000 I don't give a rat's ass.

00:32:20.000 You sound stupid.

00:32:21.000 Hey guys, take the degree off my wall, will you?

00:32:23.000 Yes.

00:32:24.000 Appreciate that.

00:32:24.000 It's a status thing.

00:32:25.000 It's like having a Mercedes or a black baby.

00:32:28.000 Yeah.

00:32:31.000 Well, that's what it is in Hollywood.

00:32:33.000 Why do you think Madonna adopted half of Nigeria?

00:32:37.000 You think she did that of her weakness of her heart?

00:32:41.000 Somebody write that down.

00:32:43.000 That should go in my accent.

00:32:45.000 Does that make the air?

00:32:46.000 Please tell me that doesn't...

00:32:47.000 No, of course it does.

00:32:48.000 Mercedes or Black Baby.

00:32:52.000 I don't know what you guys do back there.

00:32:53.000 I got it written down for you.

00:32:54.000 Got it.

00:32:55.000 Thank you.

00:32:56.000 And just to give you more proof that academia is ridiculous and the left just cannot fix...

00:33:01.000 They can't fix this.

00:33:02.000 They can't write this shit because this is what they think they need to focus on right now and they're going to isolate themselves more.

00:33:07.000 I can prove to you That it's complete BS. Because C. Matheson, for those of you who've forgotten, my, well, C. Matheson, someone who's worked in this office, a transgender who looks quite a bit like yours truly, actually submitted and was peer-reviewed in submitting a paper, a thesis on fat pride as a method of self-care in the era of Trump.

00:33:30.000 Gotta accept it!

00:33:31.000 Now, I decided to write and submit my very own fat studies paper for presentation, and with the help of my brilliant researcher, I wrote an entire essay titled, Embracing Fatness as Self-Care in the Era of Trump.

00:33:44.000 I then submitted the abstract to the conference, and, uh, oh, did I say that I wrote the essay?

00:33:50.000 I meant to say it was submitted by C. Matheson, a wonderful and totally academically legitimate genderqueer fat pride activist.

00:33:59.000 Hello, I am C Matheson.

00:34:01.000 I'm an activist based out of Austin, Texas, specifically working with the non-binary and fat community to help increase presence of intersectional and non-binary people with such events in Austin.

00:34:17.000 As a women's march, March for Our Lives, most recently, the global climate strikes.

00:34:22.000 My preferred pronouns are she and her, and my paper, Embracing Fatness as Self-Care in the Era of Donald Trump.

00:34:32.000 Now, let me explain to you how I did that.

00:34:38.000 I literally said, okay, what is the dumbest crap I can think up and write down on a page?

00:34:45.000 And then handed it in.

00:34:47.000 And they gave me a speaking slot.

00:34:49.000 Yes, they wanted you to come and speak at the next event, right?

00:34:52.000 Yes, yes.

00:34:53.000 Unbelievable.

00:34:54.000 I literally, and I'm not misusing this, literally couldn't think of anything dumber than what I wrote down.

00:35:02.000 And it was lauded with praise.

00:35:04.000 Also, they complimented C. Matheson's sweater.

00:35:06.000 They did.

00:35:07.000 It's goodwill.

00:35:08.000 Nice.

00:35:09.000 Listen, that's not the main point.

00:35:11.000 By the way, Stossel referenced this like a month ago in a video that he put out about academia as well.

00:35:16.000 He referenced you right off the top like, look, this is proof.

00:35:19.000 As it turns out, C. Matheson actually has a penis.

00:35:23.000 Oh.

00:35:25.000 By the way, if you want to support more of this Mug Club Undercover, but all these kinds of social experiments that we do and research and stings, you know, you get the show every day, but click right there, join Rumble Premium.

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00:36:00.000 You guys sign up.

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00:36:12.000 You need both.

00:36:13.000 All right.

00:36:13.000 Let's move on here.

00:36:14.000 Celebrities.

00:36:15.000 This is fun.

00:36:15.000 I'm sure Nick is...

00:36:17.000 By the way, I can see...

00:36:18.000 I did write it down.

00:36:19.000 I wrote down your thing.

00:36:20.000 I was writing down some other dick jokes.

00:36:22.000 Okay.

00:36:23.000 That machine triggered something to me.

00:36:25.000 I wonder why.

00:36:26.000 Or Black Baby.

00:36:28.000 Nick's trying to get the fast pass to make sure he can skip the line.

00:36:32.000 Yeah, it's like clear.

00:36:33.000 Is there a Black Friday sale?

00:36:35.000 Hello?

00:36:35.000 No, no, no.

00:36:36.000 You can keep your shoe.

00:36:37.000 Keep your shoe.

00:36:38.000 Keep shoe on.

00:36:38.000 Keep jacket on.

00:36:39.000 Clear.

00:36:40.000 Clear.

00:36:40.000 We've analyzed sample.

00:36:42.000 It is you, Nick.

00:36:43.000 You can keep through, you can keep jacket, but still only a four-ounce bottle.

00:36:47.000 You shoot branks.

00:36:50.000 This is your thousandth wank.

00:36:52.000 Mr. the puddle, I've never seen such angry sperm.

00:36:56.000 You break my machine!

00:36:58.000 I look through microscope and it berates me.

00:37:03.000 It gave me the tail.

00:37:06.000 You little boy is a good swimmer, but very racist.

00:37:09.000 You should rank.

00:37:10.000 So, since Donald Trump, and we're going to get into this, these celebrities have been threatening to move.

00:37:14.000 And that's fun.

00:37:17.000 It's a plus.

00:37:18.000 But this is something, you guys know where this is going.

00:37:21.000 We've actually examined the laws in the countries to which these celebrities are fleeing, and it's far, far worse.

00:37:27.000 So, let's set this up and then we'll go through each country.

00:37:31.000 These celebrities leaving the United States because something, something, Trump won, dystopian, here you go.

00:37:36.000 After Donald Trump's victory, thousands of Americans are planning to pack their bags and move abroad.

00:37:41.000 Google search data shows U.S. citizens are actively researching how to move to Canada, New Zealand, and Australia.

00:37:50.000 Searches like how to move to Europe rose 2,400 percent.

00:37:54.000 How to move to English-speaking countries was up over 1,300 percent.

00:37:59.000 There was a spike in people from the United States looking for work in Canada before election night was even over.

00:38:05.000 And many more apparently woke up the next morning, energized to escape Trump's America.

00:38:12.000 Energized.

00:38:12.000 All right, let's go through these celebrities.

00:38:15.000 I tried to move abroad last night.

00:38:17.000 I killed a hooker in my hotel room.

00:38:20.000 But you can do it because it's America.

00:38:22.000 That's right, right behind the ice machine.

00:38:24.000 So, Ellen DeGeneres is the first one you've heard of.

00:38:27.000 Ellen DeGeneres, I'm going to say wife, lesbian, lover, moved to the Cotswolds in England.

00:38:34.000 So, this is what they did.

00:38:37.000 And, okay, fine.

00:38:38.000 What's two less lesbians?

00:38:39.000 I'm not going to lose sleep over it.

00:38:40.000 But, you know, the domestic abuse rates went down 2%.

00:38:45.000 A lot of battered lesbians, that's a fact.

00:38:50.000 Oh, no doubt.

00:38:50.000 They're angry bitches.

00:38:53.000 Yeah, plus they all...

00:38:54.000 It's like having Ike married to Ike.

00:39:01.000 These eggs are called big...

00:39:02.000 Yeah.

00:39:04.000 It's just like fitting...

00:39:04.000 Was it Ray Rice, the guy in the elevator?

00:39:06.000 Yes!

00:39:06.000 Just putting two Ray Rices in an elevator.

00:39:07.000 Yeah!

00:39:11.000 Or Spirit Airlines.

00:39:11.000 You know, it's the same thing.

00:39:12.000 So, they moved to the UK. Okay, but let's look at the laws in the UK. And the references are available.

00:39:18.000 They're going, this is dystopian here in the United States.

00:39:19.000 We have to get out of here.

00:39:20.000 Okay.

00:39:21.000 Well, I don't know if you know this, but Ellen DeGeneres at one point was a comedian.

00:39:24.000 You would think as a performer, freedom of speech would be pretty important.

00:39:27.000 UK, you don't have it.

00:39:28.000 The Milicious Communications Act of 1988, and then there was the Communications Act of 2003. They've criminalized indecent or offensive Oh, come on.

00:39:38.000 They have a hate crime and public order act from 2021. This is Scotland.

00:39:42.000 They criminalize language that could be insulting or is likely to stir up hatred.

00:39:48.000 Likely?

00:39:49.000 Yes.

00:39:49.000 Go put on your kilt and shut the fuck up.

00:39:52.000 This is why Nick can never travel abroad.

00:39:55.000 I'm Scottish.

00:39:56.000 I have Scottish in me.

00:39:58.000 I think you're more Scottish than Italian.

00:40:01.000 Irish and Scottish are 1% more than it.

00:40:04.000 Very disappointing.

00:40:05.000 Yeah.

00:40:06.000 No one needs to know.

00:40:07.000 My wife took that swab while I was sleeping.

00:40:10.000 From the machine.

00:40:11.000 So these people are moving to this country.

00:40:13.000 And by the way, I don't know if you know this also as far as reproductive rights, these other countries have national laws that are more stringent on abortion.

00:40:19.000 We'll get to that in a second.

00:40:20.000 Here's some clear examples in the UK where Ellen DeGeneres and her lesbian lover have moved in the name of freedom.

00:40:26.000 In 2022, you had a woman arrested for praying silently outside an abortion clinic.

00:40:32.000 Is you standing here part of a protest?

00:40:34.000 No.

00:40:35.000 I'm really protesting.

00:40:36.000 Are you praying?

00:40:37.000 I might be praying in my head.

00:40:39.000 Okay, well then you're under arrest.

00:40:42.000 Holy shit!

00:40:43.000 You're planning to comply with the Public Space Protection Order, which is in the Antisocial Behaviour Police Act 2014. Oh my god.

00:40:51.000 Don't know if you know that, but that actually is.

00:40:52.000 And by the way, people say political violence is never the answer.

00:40:54.000 Don't know if you have to dump this on YouTube.

00:40:56.000 If police in the United States are able to arrest you for praying silently, publicly, that is a point where political violence would be the only solution.

00:41:05.000 You disagree?

00:41:06.000 Does that make me an extremist?

00:41:07.000 This country is founded upon your right to pray, by the way, out loud, speech.

00:41:12.000 If in the United States, authorities start arresting people for praying silently, yeah, that would be reason for a civil war.

00:41:20.000 Well, how about for praying out loud?

00:41:22.000 That's my bar.

00:41:23.000 Yeah.

00:41:23.000 How about, yeah, saying anything at that point?

00:41:26.000 And remember they used to say, oh, you have these crazy radical right-wingers blowing up abortion clinics.

00:41:30.000 You can count on one hand the amount of times that that has ever happened.

00:41:32.000 But now it's, you can't even pray silently outside of an abortion.

00:41:36.000 They're not even holding up signs of dead babies.

00:41:39.000 The woman is out there praying quietly.

00:41:41.000 Literally, in her mind.

00:41:44.000 Policing your fucking thoughts.

00:41:45.000 That's exactly right.

00:41:46.000 Literally policing your thoughts.

00:41:48.000 And by the way, in 2024, you had a right-wing activist who was jailed for placing stickers.

00:41:51.000 And I know what you're thinking.

00:41:52.000 Oh, placing swastikas?

00:41:53.000 No.

00:41:54.000 Literally placed stickers that said, Reject white guilt.

00:41:58.000 Nationalism is nurture.

00:41:59.000 Diversity, designed to fail, built to replace.

00:42:02.000 You may not like it.

00:42:03.000 These are stickers.

00:42:04.000 Someone was arrested for that.

00:42:06.000 So this is where they moved, and they think they're more...

00:42:08.000 But even better than that is Eva Longoria, where I guess has a place in Mexico and in Spain.

00:42:13.000 Right.

00:42:14.000 Bodyguards in both.

00:42:14.000 Yeah.

00:42:15.000 And by the way, it couldn't get any worse if you're saying this is dystopian here in the United States when you go to Mexico.

00:42:20.000 So this is where she's splitting her time.

00:42:23.000 She said this.

00:42:24.000 She said, Wow.

00:42:31.000 Wow.

00:42:32.000 and sadness is for them.

00:42:34.000 Okay.

00:42:35.000 Well, great.

00:42:36.000 You're right.

00:42:36.000 A lot of people can't go to Mexico.

00:42:38.000 Also, people don't.

00:42:40.000 You know who doesn't want to be in Mexico?

00:42:41.000 Mexicans.

00:42:42.000 Yeah.

00:42:42.000 So.

00:42:43.000 Yeah.

00:42:44.000 Explain that.

00:42:45.000 And a big thing, she's always been the whole, like, as a Hispanic, oh, okay, so you have a problem with deporting illegal immigrants.

00:42:51.000 Let's look at Mexico.

00:42:52.000 How do they treat immigrants there?

00:42:54.000 You have Mexican citizens who actually must be, through law, hired over foreigners.

00:42:59.000 Oh, wow.

00:43:00.000 Proof of legal status for non-citizens must be given at any time.

00:43:03.000 By the way, foreigners, if you're not a native-born citizen, you actually can't own land.

00:43:07.000 Within 31 miles of the ocean, Mexico.

00:43:10.000 So in other words, if you're not a native born...

00:43:12.000 Can you imagine here if someone had a brown shade of skin and we said, you can't have a lake house?

00:43:18.000 Boy, I'd love it.

00:43:20.000 Hold on, 31 miles?

00:43:23.000 I thought it would be like 31 yards or something like that.

00:43:26.000 31 miles?

00:43:27.000 If that was LA, you'd be at least in Watts.

00:43:33.000 There's some nice houses there.

00:43:35.000 Pretty cheap.

00:43:36.000 There's like one old Polish couple who are like, we're not leaving our neighborhood!

00:43:42.000 Jeez.

00:43:43.000 Oh my god.

00:43:44.000 31 miles?

00:43:45.000 That's hilarious.

00:43:46.000 And you would think that, you know, since she was announcing this to the press, you'd think that freedom of the press would be pretty important, too?

00:43:52.000 Well, let's look at Mexico.

00:43:53.000 36 journalists were murdered during the last president's term.

00:43:58.000 I don't have a problem with that.

00:44:00.000 Stop it.

00:44:01.000 I'm serious.

00:44:02.000 Stop it.

00:44:03.000 You would be bummed out if 31 CNN and MSNBC fucking people ended up disappearing tomorrow?

00:44:08.000 My personal sentiments are not relevant here.

00:44:11.000 It's true.

00:44:12.000 No, mine are.

00:44:13.000 Listen, this isn't Stephen or him talking.

00:44:17.000 I'm just saying, I actually like when Putin sits down with a journalist and the next, no, the guy does a swan dive off the 48th floor of the Marriott.

00:44:25.000 I would love to see Rachel Maddow do a fucking cannonball.

00:44:30.000 What do you mean, ah, stop?

00:44:31.000 Jesus Christ.

00:44:32.000 Wake up, people.

00:44:33.000 This is according to Human Rights Watch.

00:44:35.000 It says, police, prosecutors, and soldiers commonly use torture to obtain confessions and engage in other abuses against those who are accused of crimes.

00:44:42.000 The justice system regularly fails to ensure due process.

00:44:45.000 But Eva Longoria will be fine.

00:44:46.000 Let's go to Spain, where she splits her time there.

00:44:48.000 I don't know if you know this, because the big reproductive right thing here in the States...

00:44:51.000 Let me be really clear.

00:44:52.000 In the United States, when you're talking about the overturning of Roe v.

00:44:54.000 Wade...

00:44:55.000 The law goes to the states, which of course was a gross violation of human rights, even though in California and places like Colorado, you can still abort the baby up until and including birth, right?

00:45:04.000 There's no national mandate.

00:45:05.000 The fear-mongering in this last election was he may instate some kind of a national law, a ban on, by the way, at any stage of development, that was considered a bridge too far.

00:45:15.000 Well, in Spain, it's national.

00:45:17.000 14 weeks.

00:45:19.000 14 weeks.

00:45:20.000 That's their abortion law.

00:45:21.000 Can you imagine if Donald Trump said, all right, we're going to put a limit on abortion 14 weeks, certainly before we get to the third trimester?

00:45:27.000 Eva Longoria would be moving to Spain.

00:45:29.000 Oh, no!

00:45:30.000 It's there!

00:45:33.000 She's not aware of anything you just mentioned.

00:45:35.000 No.

00:45:35.000 She's so stupid.

00:45:35.000 Not one of these facts.

00:45:37.000 Yes.

00:45:37.000 And she made it, by the way, as a pretty white woman in this country.

00:45:40.000 Yes.

00:45:41.000 People didn't look at her as Hispanic.

00:45:42.000 She's stunning.

00:45:43.000 Yeah, she's very pretty.

00:45:44.000 By the way, I don't know if you know this.

00:45:45.000 I don't know if you know this.

00:45:46.000 You can get away with a lot.

00:45:48.000 You're good looking.

00:45:49.000 As a woman.

00:45:50.000 Really?

00:45:50.000 It's almost like people don't tell you that you're a moron.

00:45:53.000 What?

00:45:54.000 Sharon Stone.

00:45:55.000 If she kept her legs crossed, nobody would know who the fuck she was.

00:45:59.000 That's the perfect distillation.

00:46:00.000 It is, right?

00:46:01.000 It's absolutely true.

00:46:02.000 She's one leg cross away from being anonymous.

00:46:04.000 I know.

00:46:07.000 Tell me I'm an educator, you whore.

00:46:08.000 One leg cross away from being a Twitter egg.

00:46:11.000 And they don't allow freedom of expression, speech, for example, in Spain, like it's illegal to show disrespect toward law enforcement.

00:46:19.000 It's actually considered an incitement to violence and it's criminalized to provoke any type of discrimination.

00:46:24.000 And I know you're saying, well, these are laws.

00:46:26.000 How are they in practice?

00:46:27.000 Well, actually in Spain in 2021 under said law, there was a comedian who was criminally charged with hate crimes for tweeting jokes about women with Down syndrome, faced almost two years in jail and actually a five-year ban from posting on social media.

00:46:41.000 Hey, Hollywood celebrities, pro-freedom, right?

00:46:44.000 Let freedom reign.

00:46:45.000 Where are you with this?

00:46:48.000 Any celebrity, any leftist celebrity who talks about freedom or holds up a peace symbol, actually I think should be deported at this point in time.

00:46:55.000 You can't hold up a peace symbol and try and be a San Francisco 60s retread in 2024 and oppose the most peaceful president in our lifetime.

00:47:04.000 Possibly a century.

00:47:06.000 And you can't talk about freedom and oppose the one man who believes that everyone should be allowed to speak freely.

00:47:12.000 Think about this.

00:47:12.000 Elon Musk, the richest man on earth.

00:47:14.000 Ooh, the evil boogeyman.

00:47:15.000 He bought the platform and made it more free and open.

00:47:19.000 That's what you consider oppression outside of the olfactory system.

00:47:23.000 Where the hell did that word come from?

00:47:26.000 The mask is off.

00:47:29.000 Let's go to Canada.

00:47:30.000 Let's not say we did.

00:47:32.000 I think we should take it over.

00:47:34.000 But a lot of people say, I'm going to go to Canada.

00:47:36.000 Canada's done, by the way.

00:47:37.000 It's done.

00:47:37.000 It's a failed nation at this point.

00:47:40.000 They, of course, let me see.

00:47:41.000 We have a bunch of people.

00:47:42.000 Do you have the list?

00:47:42.000 Oh, yeah.

00:47:42.000 We have it right here.

00:47:43.000 People who said they would move to Canada threatened it.

00:47:45.000 Lena Dunham, Raven-Symoné, Brian Cranston, Barbra Streisand, Cher, Whoopi Goldberg.

00:47:49.000 Who's who?

00:47:50.000 Whoopi.

00:47:51.000 Of bitches.

00:47:52.000 Whoopi.

00:47:53.000 Brian Cranston included.

00:47:54.000 Are they going or no?

00:47:55.000 I don't know if they're going.

00:47:56.000 They said they would.

00:47:57.000 Whoopi tried to.

00:47:57.000 They turned away predators at the border, so...

00:48:00.000 Oh, come on, man.

00:48:02.000 That's racist shit.

00:48:04.000 Gerald, come on.

00:48:05.000 He's a nice colored lady.

00:48:07.000 Come on.

00:48:07.000 Boy, you're one ugly motherfucker, eh?

00:48:11.000 Child.

00:48:12.000 Hey, child, I want to come to Canada.

00:48:14.000 But I hear it's cold.

00:48:15.000 Y'all got a park in there?

00:48:18.000 Please leave Canada.

00:48:23.000 I heard you got great beer.

00:48:24.000 It's like moonshine.

00:48:30.000 I can still see how I got infrared.

00:48:34.000 Looking through the...

00:48:35.000 Oh, that ugly bitch.

00:48:38.000 So in Canada, let's look at freedom of speech.

00:48:40.000 In Canada, they even have the Online Harms Act, which, by the way, is being debated right now, but that would actually criminalize any speech online that is likely to foment detestation or vilification.

00:48:52.000 Hold on a second.

00:48:52.000 Again, that word is so broad.

00:48:54.000 It is likely.

00:48:55.000 Well, how likely?

00:48:56.000 And what are we detesting?

00:48:58.000 Pedophiles?

00:48:59.000 Are we detesting transitioning minors?

00:49:01.000 Oh, that's the problem that you run into with Canada.

00:49:04.000 A court in Canada can put someone in house arrest.

00:49:08.000 If they fear the person may commit a hate crime, it's minority report without the budget.

00:49:15.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:49:17.000 And by the way, you want to talk about religious freedom in Quebec?

00:49:20.000 There was a bill passed in 2019, I believe, that actually bans public employees from displaying any religious symbols at work at all.

00:49:27.000 Think about that.

00:49:28.000 Here's some examples on practice.

00:49:30.000 This pastor was arrested for holding church services, remember, under COVID lockdown.

00:49:35.000 I do remember this.

00:49:35.000 Here's your freedom, Canada.

00:49:36.000 After receiving new enforcement powers for public gatherings Thursday, Calgary police have arrested Ardur and David Pawlowski, two church leaders notorious for organizing against Calgary police have arrested Ardur and David Pawlowski, two church leaders notorious for That being said, I wouldn't go with the tiki torches, but it remains a bad look.

00:50:00.000 That fan is to the police.

00:50:01.000 He was having those ceremonies in the men's room off the highway.

00:50:03.000 Yes, exactly.

00:50:05.000 By the way, I don't know if you've had him on your show.

00:50:06.000 Mike Ward is a comedian, a friend of our show here.

00:50:09.000 He was actually put before a human rights tribunal in Quebec and fined, right?

00:50:14.000 And then it eventually got overturned for making jokes about a disabled kid who, by the way, may have not been as disabled as they let on this person to be.

00:50:23.000 But either way, this guy made a joke.

00:50:25.000 And he was at a point where he could face arrest and certainly put before a tribunal and having to face fines.

00:50:31.000 There's your freedom.

00:50:32.000 You always wonder these actors, you always wonder these performers, and certainly the worst are comedians who say, I'm going to move to Canada, I'm going to move to the UK, where they wouldn't be able to practice their craft the way you can here in the United States.

00:50:45.000 Yesterday, Donald Trump did troll Canada, though.

00:50:47.000 It was pretty effective.

00:50:48.000 It was.

00:50:49.000 It was this picture right here, captioned, Oh, Canada!

00:50:52.000 LAUGHTER He's a legend.

00:50:57.000 We don't deserve him, as people say.

00:51:00.000 No, he's not.

00:51:00.000 He's not appreciated enough.

00:51:02.000 You can't make fun of people in a wheelchair.

00:51:03.000 I do my best material.

00:51:05.000 There's a drunk guy in a wheelchair, sitting right up front so everybody could see it, fucking yelling shit out at me.

00:51:10.000 And he goes, hey, didn't you have dark hair last year?

00:51:13.000 I go, didn't you have feelings in your feet last year?

00:51:16.000 I go, And then I got mean.

00:51:21.000 I let him have it.

00:51:22.000 You wouldn't believe it.

00:51:24.000 By the way, you can go see nickdip.com for his dates.

00:51:26.000 But I wouldn't advise heckling.

00:51:29.000 Show up in a wheelchair and heckle!

00:51:31.000 Yeah, he was all cocky and shit.

00:51:34.000 That's because, you know what, he hasn't had to face accountability.

00:51:36.000 He's been given a free pass.

00:51:37.000 It's that wheelchair privilege.

00:51:38.000 Well, I sliced his target.

00:51:43.000 By the way, there's another one.

00:51:44.000 You have these anti-Trump women, these OnlyFans women and women who are following them, I guess.

00:51:49.000 They're threatening to sterilize themselves after Trump's win.

00:51:53.000 No complaints.

00:51:54.000 No objections.

00:51:55.000 Just to be clear.

00:51:56.000 Me either.

00:51:56.000 Here's an OnlyFans model who said...

00:51:58.000 For me, it was a call to action.

00:52:00.000 I need to get this locked in so I don't have to live in fear that at any moment some random guy can completely destroy my life.

00:52:05.000 For me, the idea of getting pregnant is worse than death.

00:52:09.000 Let me rephrase that, okay?

00:52:10.000 What she actually means to say.

00:52:11.000 What she's saying here is, for me, the idea of creating life is worse than death.

00:52:20.000 It's a death cult.

00:52:22.000 It is a death cult.

00:52:23.000 I'm doing what I can to protect my right to choose.

00:52:26.000 I am choosing me.

00:52:28.000 By the way, you live in a state where you can still kill your baby.

00:52:32.000 These people are delusional.

00:52:34.000 And I'm willing to bet that most of these people are college educated.

00:52:38.000 Nowhere else in the world.

00:52:40.000 If you leave the United States in search of freedom, it is a fool's errand.

00:52:43.000 There's nowhere else to go.

00:52:44.000 But please, go and learn the lesson.

00:52:46.000 Yes.

00:52:47.000 Because apparently you haven't learned it already.

00:52:48.000 That was my next question.

00:52:49.000 What's the under-over on them coming back?

00:52:52.000 The ones that do move.

00:52:53.000 They'll have a lake house.

00:52:56.000 They'll have a vacation.

00:52:57.000 They'll have a flop house.

00:52:58.000 And it still won't be as good.

00:52:59.000 I come back every once in a while.

00:53:00.000 Why?

00:53:01.000 For work?

00:53:02.000 Oh!

00:53:03.000 The economic benefits are coming back.

00:53:05.000 Oh, you like that, huh?

00:53:06.000 Tired of selling cars in Mexico with your tits?

00:53:08.000 Not shooting a lot of movies in Winnipeg anymore?

00:53:10.000 I don't know how many cool running sequels you can have.

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00:53:47.000 Madicones!

00:53:49.000 Si!

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00:53:53.000 So, let's go to...

00:53:56.000 Do we have...

00:53:57.000 Did we get the strange ale clip of the two-year-olds?

00:53:59.000 Yes, we did.

00:54:01.000 Okay, let's run that before we get to South Korea.

00:54:02.000 I think we're going to have to continue into Rumble Premium Mug Club with Laying the Brain as we discuss South Korea, because we've gone late.

00:54:09.000 Who would have thought that the Chinese sex machine would derail us immediately?

00:54:15.000 I never knew.

00:54:16.000 But this is Dr. Strangio, the person arguing before the Supreme Court today that, you know, minors should be able to get transition surgery.

00:54:24.000 And we've often in the past said, hey, you know, they're talking about kids like as young as 10 or 8. He's talking about them knowing at 2, right?

00:54:31.000 And so that's what I was talking about.

00:54:32.000 Like knowing as young as 2 years old, knowing that they're this way and having to live 6 or 7 years of their life.

00:54:37.000 Listen to what he says.

00:54:38.000 To treat their patients in the best way that they know how, based on the best available evidence to us.

00:54:43.000 And these are young people who may have known since they were two years old exactly who they are, who suffered for six, seven years before they had any relief.

00:54:50.000 And what's happening here, it's not the kids who are consenting to this treatment.

00:54:55.000 So two plus six years, eight.

00:54:57.000 So this person is advocating transition at the very least at eight, but of course is going to move that bar back to two eventually.

00:55:05.000 A parent is consenting at two, or is a parent inflicting at eight or two?

00:55:11.000 Let's reframe this.

00:55:13.000 Let's not allow the left to try and frame these arguments because it's dishonest.

00:55:17.000 Let's go to South Korea.

00:55:19.000 And it is in chaos, and that's because no matter which side, wherever you find yourself, your opponent looks like you.

00:55:27.000 Oh, come on.

00:55:29.000 It's just a Spider-Man pointing at each other.

00:55:31.000 Pete Rose, Pete Rose, Moe.

00:55:32.000 And this actually could have a significant impact here on the United States.

00:55:36.000 Sometimes things happen abroad that don't actually really matter to us.

00:55:38.000 Well, here they actually kind of do.

00:55:39.000 So let's look at Korea first as a country and how it's important on a global scale.

00:55:44.000 It's the world's 12th largest economy.

00:55:46.000 It's our sixth largest trade partner.

00:55:49.000 We have about 2 million ethnic Koreans in the United States.

00:55:52.000 Actually, the largest population of Koreans on Earth outside of Korea is Los Angeles.

00:55:56.000 Most of them were on rooftops.

00:55:57.000 Yes, exactly, on rooftops.

00:55:58.000 And we love them for it.

00:55:59.000 And doing your toenails.

00:56:00.000 Yes, we have about 30,000 troops stationed in Korea.

00:56:06.000 I'm trying to think of what else we got.

00:56:08.000 We got, oh, Asia Pacific accounts for 54% of global GDP. So the point is, it's a significant global ally, partner.

00:56:16.000 And the fallout from yesterday, if you were following the martial law declaration, it could have some pretty big implications here for the United States.

00:56:24.000 Of America.

00:56:25.000 So let's actually bring in Lane the Brain to discuss the ins and outs of what is happening in South Korea.

00:56:32.000 I believe, do we have theme music for Lane the Brain?

00:56:34.000 Do it!

00:56:34.000 Yes, we do.

00:56:34.000 Do it!

00:56:35.000 Cut it!

00:56:35.000 What are you waiting for?

00:56:36.000 Cut it!

00:56:40.000 Did you pick that or did you just do this?

00:56:42.000 I think it's because he looks like Guile.

00:56:44.000 Oh, he does!

00:56:45.000 So we just picked the Street Fighter thing.

00:56:47.000 Well, hold on.

00:56:47.000 We've got to get your microphone on.

00:56:49.000 Give us a good...

00:56:50.000 Just test it with a good...

00:56:51.000 Like that?

00:56:53.000 Yeah, there you go.

00:56:54.000 Sonic Boom!

00:56:55.000 Is that industry standard?

00:56:56.000 It is industry standard.

00:56:57.000 It is industry standard.

00:56:57.000 So by the way, Lane obviously is a...

00:56:59.000 He writes a ton of stuff for the show, the research.

00:57:03.000 You actually...

00:57:03.000 This is your wheelhouse.

00:57:05.000 You actually have a degree, one that's actually useful, that you're putting into good work.

00:57:09.000 Finally.

00:57:12.000 I've been waiting for this moment.

00:57:13.000 International relations and studies, you work heavily in this.

00:57:16.000 In South Korea, you went to school there.

00:57:18.000 Correct.

00:57:19.000 And he likes other Korean ladies.

00:57:21.000 He likes a lady.

00:57:22.000 It's a well-known fact.

00:57:23.000 Yes, it is.

00:57:23.000 You were getting blown up yesterday, not only by me.

00:57:25.000 I called him and I texted him.

00:57:26.000 I was like, dude, call me as soon as you can because what the hell is going on in South Korea?

00:57:29.000 I knew Lane would know.

00:57:31.000 This is your moment.

00:57:32.000 It's amazing.

00:57:33.000 So, well, I guess, let me set it up with a clip.

00:57:35.000 So last night, for those, this is what you know, just before midnight, the president there, South Korea, I believe it's, is it Yoon Seok-yeol?

00:57:43.000 That was spot on.

00:57:44.000 Is it?

00:57:45.000 Yeah.

00:57:45.000 Ah, good.

00:57:46.000 10 of 10. That was bad.

00:57:49.000 I just did the English way the next time.

00:57:51.000 I'll be like, Yoon Yeol.

00:57:53.000 He declared a state of martial law, and we didn't really know why yesterday, because we were alive, for the entire country.

00:58:03.000 I declare martial law to protect the Free Republic of Korea from the threat of North Korean communist forces, to eradicate the despicable pro-North Korean anti-state forces that are plundering the freedom and happiness of our people, and to protect the free constitutional order.

00:58:27.000 Through this martial law, I will rebuild and protect the Free Republic of Korea, which is falling into the abyss of national ruin.

00:58:34.000 To this end, I will definitely eradicate the anti-state forces who are the main culprit of the country's ruination and conduct vicious activities.

00:58:46.000 And immediately after that press conference, he was spotted at this place.

00:58:49.000 So, yeah.

00:58:50.000 Oh, come on.

00:58:52.000 Josh!

00:58:55.000 Sick day, my foot.

00:58:58.000 Looks like a great buddy cop.

00:58:59.000 It does.

00:59:02.000 You're too serious.

00:59:03.000 I just want to have fun.

00:59:04.000 Make right.

00:59:08.000 So everybody was really confused, Lane.

00:59:11.000 Right.

00:59:11.000 And I think, probably, you think it's helpful to go through the timeline?

00:59:14.000 Yeah, it's a pretty quick timeline, like three or four events that would kind of just place in people's minds.

00:59:17.000 Because a lot of people thought this was a communist thing.

00:59:19.000 It wasn't.

00:59:20.000 It really was about the opposition party.

00:59:21.000 And the implications, spoiler for the United States, is this was a bad political move.

00:59:25.000 This is a pretty conservative president.

00:59:27.000 He's going to lose.

00:59:28.000 And the people who will replace him, very, very likely, extremely left.

00:59:32.000 And that's not really good for the United States.

00:59:34.000 That's very poor for our chief.

00:59:35.000 Yes, not good for us.

00:59:36.000 So let's go through the timeline at 1023.

00:59:39.000 This is a local time.

00:59:41.000 Yeah, local time there.

00:59:42.000 You declared martial law in a televised address.

00:59:45.000 That televised address.

00:59:46.000 Can we bring up that overlay?

00:59:47.000 So he accused the opposition party there of anti-state activities, and apparently this call for martial law was aimed at eradicating what he claimed were pro-North Korean forces.

00:59:57.000 To be clear, there were no protests going on.

00:59:59.000 It wasn't like the summer of love here, which is why a lot of people were confused.

01:00:02.000 It seems like he may have just lost the plot.

01:00:04.000 Yeah, he even came out and said he did it in the middle of the night because he didn't want to scare the citizens or make the citizens uneasy.

01:00:11.000 That's the worst way to do this!

01:00:13.000 Yeah, most of my friends woke up to emergency techs telling...

01:00:15.000 But it was basically, you're still going to school.

01:00:17.000 Right, yeah.

01:00:19.000 You're waking up to an Amber Alert.

01:00:21.000 You've lost all rights.

01:00:23.000 Oh no!

01:00:23.000 But still go to class!

01:00:25.000 Yeah, no snow day.

01:00:26.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:00:27.000 So then at 12, you had lawmakers arrive at the assembly main chamber, block the entrance, and then we'll get through this entire timeline and what the fallout looks like.

01:00:37.000 1227 is when you saw the armed troops.

01:00:40.000 And by the way, you can, of course, continue watching on Normal Premium.

01:00:42.000 We're going to discuss the ins and outs and take some chats, as well as the Truth Social post, the best New York City memes.

01:00:48.000 Or do we have that right now?

01:00:49.000 Well, you know what, we'll get to it.

01:00:50.000 We do.

01:00:51.000 We do?

01:00:51.000 We do.

01:00:52.000 Can we pause?

01:00:53.000 Do it.

01:00:53.000 Pause.

01:00:54.000 I want to see the memes.

01:00:55.000 All right, let's see the memes real quick.

01:00:56.000 The best New York City memes and jokes, and then we'll go to 1227, the armed troops.

01:01:01.000 All right.

01:01:02.000 Number three, Florence 2 says, welcome to New York.

01:01:06.000 Ah, that's a rotten apple.

01:01:07.000 I get it.

01:01:08.000 On Truth Social?

01:01:09.000 Nice.

01:01:09.000 Truth Socialist and good day people there.

01:01:11.000 Okay, number two.

01:01:12.000 Number two from Jay Marinelli.

01:01:14.000 Things to do in New York.

01:01:15.000 Leave.

01:01:17.000 I think that's...

01:01:18.000 Is that Little New York in Vegas?

01:01:19.000 I think it's Little New York in Vegas.

01:01:21.000 That's not New York City, but I understand you have to get it all in one picture.

01:01:23.000 That's a Choctaw Casino.

01:01:26.000 Alright, and the number one from Truth Social, New York City meme.

01:01:31.000 God's Daughter528 writes, Smack my head, some people will do anything to avoid paying their fare.

01:01:37.000 Oh, it's a casket.

01:01:38.000 That's a casket on the subway?

01:01:40.000 On the subway?

01:01:40.000 Wow.

01:01:41.000 That's shaking my head.

01:01:42.000 You know, whatever.

01:01:44.000 I prefer the rotten apple.

01:01:47.000 I think the Rotten Apple might be the best one.

01:01:49.000 Fine.

01:01:50.000 What's your number one thing?

01:01:51.000 Who do you want to give it to?

01:01:51.000 No offense.

01:01:52.000 They all sucked.

01:01:54.000 Aw, Nick.

01:01:55.000 I'm just saying.

01:01:56.000 Number one thing to do in New York City?

01:01:58.000 Be the CEO of a healthcare company.

01:02:00.000 Oof.

01:02:01.000 Yeah.

01:02:01.000 Oh, too soon.

01:02:02.000 That is way too soon, Gerald.

01:02:04.000 He's making a joke.

01:02:05.000 The man was just assassinated.

01:02:07.000 That's not even a joke.

01:02:09.000 That's just a very dark recap of historical events.

01:02:12.000 Wait a minute.

01:02:12.000 Who got assassinated?

01:02:13.000 I'm sorry.

01:02:13.000 The CEO of United Healthcare.

01:02:15.000 I'm just saying.

01:02:15.000 When?

01:02:15.000 We just got killed in New York City.

01:02:17.000 It sucks.

01:02:18.000 This morning.

01:02:18.000 I am told they did have a number four as a runner-up that we need to show.

01:02:23.000 So FUBrandon46 writes, there are no gay clubs in New York City until Gerald Walker.

01:02:28.000 Hey!

01:02:29.000 I've got gonorrhea, too.

01:02:30.000 Yep, yep, he does.

01:02:31.000 He does.

01:02:32.000 I don't.

01:02:33.000 At least he did.

01:02:34.000 He cleared it up.

01:02:35.000 I'm okay.

01:02:36.000 Yes.

01:02:37.000 He has lived a full life.

01:02:39.000 All right, all right.

01:02:40.000 You're going to get a piece of Gerald's neck here.

01:02:43.000 You're not.

01:02:44.000 It's not going to happen.

01:02:44.000 Yes, you are.

01:02:45.000 Yes, you are.

01:02:46.000 You absolutely will.

01:02:47.000 Let's go back to South Korea.

01:02:48.000 Did I at any point accidentally say North Korea?

01:02:50.000 I don't think so.

01:02:50.000 No, you said North Korea in a bad way.

01:02:52.000 Yes.

01:02:52.000 Okay, good.

01:02:53.000 Remember when P. Diddy, he did the vote or die?

01:02:54.000 He's like, vote or die, what is Sarah Palin going to do about South Korea?

01:02:59.000 And I remember people like...

01:03:03.000 Increased trade?

01:03:04.000 I don't know.

01:03:04.000 But at least now everyone knows the truth about Diddy.

01:03:07.000 He's a good guy.

01:03:09.000 Look, you set aside the rape and stuff.

01:03:10.000 He had the right idea, I gotta be honest.

01:03:12.000 You know?

01:03:13.000 Like, two things can be true.

01:03:14.000 That's right.

01:03:15.000 He had 500 of those machines, though.

01:03:17.000 Yes, he did.

01:03:18.000 It's efficiency.

01:03:20.000 You don't need...

01:03:20.000 1227. Going back to South Korea, what happened?

01:03:24.000 You had armed troops try to enter the assembly building, and actually this is a montage of what had taken place.

01:03:31.000 I will say the one thing that stands out to me is that it doesn't even...

01:03:33.000 It's very different from our protesters when there are clashes.

01:03:35.000 Like, I've seen more aggressive wrestling in judo practice.

01:03:42.000 Go!

01:03:45.000 Go!

01:03:54.000 You're good to go!

Louder with Crowder - December 04, 2024

BREAKING: Why South Korea's Martial Law Really Matters to America

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