Louder with Crowder - CALLING ALL PATRIOTS TO DISOBEY!! | Good Morning #MugClub

00:00:03.000 Sarah Cooper, everything's fine.

00:00:05.000 It is most certainly not.

00:00:09.000 We're gonna get things done.

00:00:10.000 We're gonna get things done that they've wanted to see done for a long, long time.

00:00:15.000 I would rather be in the drunk tank.

00:00:18.000 I would rather be in a think tank with ISIS. 0.84

00:00:22.000 And bloop, bloop.

00:00:24.000 Well, that puts it to rest.

00:00:25.000 Never be said women can't be funny. 1.00

00:00:27.000 I think your cigar went out.

00:00:30.000 I'm sorry.

00:00:31.000 No, it's just because you're so angry.

00:00:32.000 I think it's my hope.

00:00:33.000 Yeah. Is this when they take the Oscar from Addie McDaniel?

00:00:39.000 That was a good one.

00:01:08.000 That was a good sip.

00:01:09.000 Hit the timer there, Audio Wade!

00:01:10.000 Half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman is here.

00:01:12.000 Gerald A. is here.

00:01:13.000 Quarter Black Garrett is here. 1.00

00:01:15.000 I still don't believe it, but he is shunned by all communities.

00:01:18.000 That's a badge of honor, sir.

00:01:20.000 We have a lot to talk about today.

00:01:22.000 Yesterday we had some technical issues, and it was technical issues also combined with the fact that last minute, half-Asian Bill Richman thought he might have the COVID. 0.99

00:01:30.000 I was praying for it, but the Lord did not answer my prayers.

00:01:35.000 Negative tests all around.

00:01:37.000 But he did answer the prayers of everyone you had lay hands, so they were like, that's true.

00:01:41.000 And we were planning a sketch of a parody of Drag Me to Hell, where the lady who curses the main actress, uh, drips embalming fluid onto her, because I was like, I'll get COVID on air!

00:01:51.000 Apparently we're still searching.

00:01:52.000 Just yellow fever.

00:01:54.000 I hope I find what I'm looking for.

00:01:56.000 We have a lot to talk about today.

00:01:57.000 We'll be talking about, well, why do you think the polls are always wrong?

00:02:00.000 For some reason the media, they've been trying to say that the polls were right in this election.

00:02:04.000 We'll be talking about Thanksgiving.

00:02:06.000 And importantly, we will be talking about one of the most common chats that we get is, what can you do?

00:02:12.000 What can you do right now to resist, right?

00:02:14.000 Because right now you are the resistance and there are plenty of legal acts of civil disobedience.

00:02:18.000 So it doesn't have to be do nothing and comply or civil war, but there are plenty of acts of civil disobedience in which you can engage.

00:02:25.000 And hey, the coppers, the fuzz, the popos, you can help support us with this.

00:02:30.000 First, fraud update with Sidney Powell.

00:02:33.000 There is none.

00:02:35.000 The Kraken is really more of a tepid calamari at this point.

00:02:40.000 Technically, she's got the whole week.

00:02:42.000 Yes, technically she has the whole week.

00:02:43.000 Since it's entirely speculation, we don't like to do that on YouTube and get removed, we'll be talking about it on Mug Club exclusively after this.

00:02:52.000 You can subscribe, try our election stream.

00:02:54.000 Still gives you $30 off.

00:02:57.000 We have so much to get to that's going on right now, so we do want to talk about Thanksgiving.

00:03:00.000 I know people are afraid, and the election fraud stuff is not going anywhere.

00:03:05.000 Hopefully the legal team has their stuff in order.

00:03:06.000 Yeah, I would hope.

00:03:07.000 I'm always surprised.

00:03:08.000 We haven't made the case that Sidney Powell has, but we were like, well, if she actually has this data, that would be surprising, because we don't.

00:03:15.000 Well, it is just Tuesday.

00:03:17.000 It is just Tuesday.

00:03:18.000 It is just Tuesday.

00:03:19.000 And by the way, I don't think you'd need that.

00:03:20.000 I don't think you'd need the Dominion voting systems.

00:03:22.000 But it does seem a little, at this point, you do have to make sure that either you're presenting something in court or the American public will lose interest.

00:03:28.000 Absolutely.

00:03:29.000 Better have some evidence.

00:03:31.000 I've lost interest, and I love Rudy Giuliani, but not when he's dripping.

00:03:36.000 Dripping brown.

00:03:37.000 Madame Tussauds Giuliani.

00:03:39.000 I thought that was his WWE look where he was trying to be intimidating or something.

00:03:46.000 A little Rudy Bear, but first actually this week the Pope met with NBA players, not Dennis Rodman at this point, NBA players to discuss issues of social justice and this is just too funny to not look.

00:04:02.000 A cold basketball.

00:04:04.000 Is that just a huge Ferrero Rocher?

00:04:08.000 Big hazelnut in the middle?

00:04:13.000 He can't understand you.

00:04:15.000 You know, mumble rap.

00:04:17.000 It's everywhere now.

00:04:19.000 What is this?

00:04:19.000 Everything is just gold!

00:04:24.000 I was the first one to wait in movie line for red shoes.

00:04:29.000 They offered him gifts of gold, frankincense, and of course, Virginia Racial Divide, a blu-ray copy of Medea's Family Christmas.

00:04:36.000 So that is... The healing begins with laughter.

00:04:41.000 Yes, the healing begins with laughter.

00:04:43.000 Or deafening silence.

00:04:46.000 Just as likely.

00:04:47.000 Italians don't have the same sense of humor. 1.00

00:04:49.000 Look, look, when there's a common enemy, we really get together, and that common enemy is every medium.

00:04:54.000 Yes, every single one.

00:04:55.000 I don't understand Americans, what, where is, this is not funny, where is the papier-mâché hat and red nose? 1.00

00:05:02.000 It's like Independence Day and just out of the alien ship comes Medea movies and we're like, alright guys, we really gotta get together and do something about this.

00:05:10.000 Hey, by the way, we're talking about Parler, too.

00:05:11.000 The media's accused Parler of being racist.

00:05:13.000 We are available on Parler, so you can follow us, follow me, Steven Crowder, on Parler right there.

00:05:18.000 We have some major announcements coming with social media in the coming months.

00:05:22.000 But we can't talk about that right now.

00:05:23.000 Again, why do you think polls are all wrong?

00:05:25.000 And why do you think the media is trying to say that the polls were right?

00:05:26.000 But first, let's go to acts of civil disobedience.

00:05:29.000 What are they talking about right now on CNN really quickly?

00:05:33.000 What's with Poppy Harlow and the shoulder pads? 1.00

00:05:36.000 She's trying to make it a thing.

00:05:37.000 Does she say, I only want a closet of pirate shirts or Bridget Nielsen suits? 0.95

00:05:42.000 I don't know if anybody's ever said, I love a woman with good broad shoulders. 0.99

00:05:48.000 I like my women built like a brick outhouse with a firm grip. 1.00

00:05:54.000 Solid.

00:05:57.000 I'd like my woman to eat crab's legs, Alaskan king crab legs, with their hands, which requires both a firm grip and calluses. 1.00

00:06:04.000 I want a wife that looks like Dwight Howard with his uniform on. 0.99

00:06:09.000 So this is the question people have.

00:06:10.000 What can you do, and I'm glad my half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman is here, COVID-free, with a lot of it. 1.00

00:06:15.000 You know, we're going into Thanksgiving, and there are these lockdowns, and people are saying, well, what can we do at this point?

00:06:20.000 It seems like everything is lost, and it's not.

00:06:21.000 The election is not over.

00:06:22.000 That's why we still have the promo code.

00:06:24.000 But you still do have the far left acting as though it's over and already implementing these crazy lockdowns and trying to bar you from celebrating Thanksgiving.

00:06:32.000 Here's the thing, you haven't seen this in the media, there have been a lot of acts of civil disobedience and it starts with understanding your rights, it starts with understanding the bounds of the law so that you can understand where your local officials, or in some cases governors, are actually not within the parameters of the law, or certainly people coming in trying to shut down your business When they don't have that authority.

00:06:50.000 So let's go through a few acts of civil disobedience, some of my favorites, one of which involves a crazy Polish man. 1.00

00:06:55.000 Finally, the crazy Polacks got one right. 1.00

00:06:59.000 This is in Buffalo, New York. 0.95

00:07:01.000 No one cares.

00:07:02.000 Polacks are like, it's true, it's true. 1.00

00:07:04.000 However, we were the ones who said stop with the Muslim immigration jokes on you. 0.93

00:07:09.000 We win.

00:07:12.000 Um, I don't know if I would say Polish people, and I don't know what the Poles are, but I do know people from Buffalo, New York sound Midwestern, as you will see in this clip.

00:07:19.000 Here are some, uh, not only business owners in Buffalo, New York, but there was a meeting of business owners, I think restaurateurs specifically, which is an affected name.

00:07:26.000 You own a diner.

00:07:30.000 They said some cops came in and were sent in and I think also perhaps a health inspector I'm not sure the role of this yeah this professional Karen in chief they were shutting down trying to shut down this business and they responded again in understanding their rights this to me is one of the most beautiful encapsulations of you knowing your rights and civil disobedience that all of us can and I would encourage to be engaging in.

00:07:52.000 You're on private property.

00:07:53.000 You need to leave.

00:07:54.000 We're asking to build your compassion inside.

00:07:55.000 I know you're a taxpayer.

00:07:56.000 You know, our tax dollars here into your guys' paychecks.

00:07:59.000 But some of these people actually work for their money, and they don't want to lose their livelihood.

00:08:03.000 I've lost friends, I've lost family, who've killed themselves.

00:08:06.000 I've seen clients die because they've lost their livelihood.

00:08:09.000 I'm sorry to hear that.

00:08:10.000 I know you are, and I'm asking for you guys to have some compassion for the people that have lost everything.

00:08:16.000 We do have compassion for people who have lost everything.

00:08:18.000 Okay, well you need to go have compassion out in the parking lot.

00:08:22.000 Get out! 1.00

00:08:24.000 your ass to pass in the parking lot. 1.00

00:08:26.000 Get a warrant. 1.00

00:08:28.000 Listen man, this is private property.

00:08:30.000 So do your jobs.

00:08:32.000 Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! 0.99

00:08:37.000 I love how she reached into her holster and pulled out a cell phone.

00:08:40.000 This is a protest guys.

00:08:42.000 We do not accept this ban.

00:08:44.000 It is a protest.

00:08:46.000 This is a lawful protest.

00:08:50.000 And no one had to burn down a racetrack Or throw a Molotov cocktail into a buckle store.

00:08:56.000 What's she calling Cuomo?

00:08:57.000 Hey, they're not listening.

00:09:01.000 They're not listening.

00:09:02.000 Reaching into the suit jacket and pulling out a notepad.

00:09:06.000 Like Hans Bricks from the UN.

00:09:09.000 So there you go, they understood.

00:09:10.000 No, you don't have the authority to come in here.

00:09:12.000 You are on private property.

00:09:13.000 Leave. 0.99

00:09:14.000 They didn't assault anybody.

00:09:15.000 They didn't throw bricks.

00:09:16.000 They didn't hit anyone in the back of the head with a snare drum.

00:09:18.000 Which, although a creative crime, I do not advocate this against the police.

00:09:22.000 That makes an interesting sound.

00:09:25.000 What is that sound, Gerald?

00:09:27.000 I can't reproduce it.

00:09:28.000 I was going to say that they asked them, they said, OK, well, what is the violation to the Karen and Chief, as you pointed out?

00:09:34.000 and she was like, ah, she was very confused and she was more like,

00:09:36.000 did someone start, is there a concert they didn't know about? They didn't get a permit?

00:09:40.000 No. You were about to say something. I was going to say that they asked them,

00:09:42.000 they said, okay, well, what is the violation to the Karen in Chief, as you pointed out? And she 0.99

00:09:45.000 said, oh, it's anonymous. And he's like, no, no, get the hell out of here. That's how laws work.

00:09:50.000 That's what started this whole... You have the right to face your accuser, correct?

00:09:52.000 Well, you do, in certain contexts.

00:09:55.000 And here's the thing is, look, if you were a law enforcement officer in this moment, you have a lot of things that you're in a rock and a hard place in, right?

00:10:03.000 Which is, you're sworn to uphold the law, whatever the laws may be, but however, you have the ability in the United States to decide whether or not you're going to actually go and enforce something or not.

00:10:14.000 The pressure is coming from, who is at the top of every law enforcement food chain in every jurisdiction?

00:10:19.000 Politicians.

00:10:20.000 It's the politicians who are saying, you go enforce these rules or you'll be out on the street.

00:10:25.000 You'll be out on our livelihood.

00:10:26.000 So I liked how those business owners spoke to them, and even raising their voice and doing the chanting, that's all great stuff.

00:10:33.000 It's communicating, hey, we're trying to do our job.

00:10:36.000 And what sucks is officers are caught between a rock and a hard place.

00:10:38.000 They're caught between a Cuomo and a constitutional place in a lot of these scenarios.

00:10:42.000 You guess which one's the hard place. 0.98

00:10:46.000 Are we talking about barbell nipples? 0.99

00:10:49.000 Ah, Cuomo. 0.97

00:10:51.000 We'll get to Cuomo's Thanksgiving orders, which, by the way, I will not comply.

00:10:55.000 I don't know if that means I'm going to be banned, because I'll be making merry!

00:10:58.000 And people have said if you make merry at Thanksgiving, you're going to have a much quieter house at Christmas.

00:11:03.000 Like, oh, I see an empty crutch by the fire. 0.96

00:11:05.000 Go screw yourself. 0.98

00:11:07.000 Listen, we're going to celebrate Thanksgiving, and So here's another example. 0.99

00:11:13.000 In Huntington Beach, right, there were people protesting California.

00:11:15.000 They had the overnight curfew, which is COVID, which I don't understand how a curfew helps COVID exactly.

00:11:20.000 I'm not sure.

00:11:21.000 The science shows COVID has to sleep too.

00:11:25.000 But not for the riots.

00:11:27.000 No, not for the riots.

00:11:28.000 Well, I mean, maybe it did sleep.

00:11:30.000 That's off.

00:11:31.000 They take off shifts.

00:11:32.000 So here are some people in Huntington Beach in California.

00:11:34.000 Look, you're not all spineless serfs protesting the COVID lockdown in Huntington Beach.

00:11:40.000 Not only no crimes, those flags didn't even touch the ground accidentally.

00:11:54.000 Beautiful.

00:11:54.000 That's wonderful.

00:11:55.000 Then here's another one.

00:11:56.000 Again, we're talking about what can you do?

00:11:58.000 Acts of civil disobedience.

00:11:59.000 Know your rights.

00:12:00.000 If you run a business, you can run your business.

00:12:02.000 Understand the authority that people do or don't have to shut it down.

00:12:06.000 Understand your right to peaceably assemble and protest, to petition.

00:12:09.000 These are your rights right now.

00:12:11.000 I know a lot of people want to say that you don't have these rights.

00:12:13.000 They didn't go away, and they're not only afforded to members of the Black Lives Matter Antifa black bloc group, just to be clear.

00:12:20.000 As a matter of fact, it even applies to Polish-Americans with eyes that look like upside-down quarter moons. 0.99

00:12:25.000 Here's a Polish-American who was comparing the lockdowns to Eastern Europe.

00:12:30.000 I love this guy.

00:12:31.000 Look at his eyes!

00:12:31.000 Now we focus on the United States of America, which we witnessed first hand.

00:12:39.000 All this voter fraud that's going on with the election, they want to take it over by

00:12:46.000 fraud.

00:12:49.000 By the fraud!

00:12:50.000 By the fraud!

00:12:51.000 First hand how the communism and socialism work.

00:12:58.000 It's a beautiful idea, but it's actually an inhumane system.

00:13:03.000 Yeah.

00:13:04.000 I would tend to agree.

00:13:05.000 People say religion is the cause of all wars.

00:13:08.000 I don't know if you're counting religious atheism, if you're counting Marxism, but people who live under communist rule understand that.

00:13:16.000 And here's another one too.

00:13:17.000 This is something people miss.

00:13:19.000 They think it's just in the United States.

00:13:20.000 This is worldwide.

00:13:21.000 The difference is the United States is the only place where you have a voice left.

00:13:25.000 So that in and of itself is very important as it relates to civil disobedience.

00:13:28.000 In Europe, places like the BBC, where people say, I get my news from unbiased sources like the BBC.

00:13:32.000 You mean funded by the British government?

00:13:34.000 In Canada, CBC.

00:13:36.000 You mean nationally funded news?

00:13:39.000 You don't need to go to Venezuela to find it.

00:13:41.000 And so people who are protesting, right, in a lot of these European nations, they're just not allowed to have a voice.

00:13:46.000 So you don't see it.

00:13:47.000 And of course, I constantly get these violations on Twitter in accordance with German law.

00:13:52.000 Well, the last one we got was Japan.

00:13:53.000 Japan was very upset with one of your posts.

00:13:56.000 Really?

00:13:57.000 Go back to stealing hip-hop and skateboarding.

00:14:00.000 Japanese culture, if you were the only other culture that has skateboarding, hip-hop, and baseball, you're America-lite. 0.61

00:14:08.000 You just don't have guns, and that's because you wouldn't know how to use them. 0.87

00:14:11.000 But what about the tentacle porn? 0.96

00:14:14.000 Gerald tells me about the tentacle porn.

00:14:16.000 Let it never be said that they did not contribute to modern American society.

00:14:19.000 We get it!

00:14:21.000 We have freedom.

00:14:22.000 We have the First Amendment.

00:14:23.000 You have used panty machines.

00:14:23.000 We have the Second Amendment.

00:14:25.000 Ho ho! 1.00

00:14:25.000 Good for us! 1.00

00:14:26.000 Very good win!

00:14:27.000 Innovators.

00:14:29.000 A godless society.

00:14:33.000 There are people whose job in Japan is to push you in the subway.

00:14:36.000 Did you know that?

00:14:37.000 Really?

00:14:38.000 Yeah, like subway packers.

00:14:39.000 They're so full, they're like, get in there! 1.00

00:14:42.000 Get the fat ass in the subway! 1.00

00:14:44.000 And you think those people are not petitioning because now they're keeping people, like, eight people per subway? 1.00

00:14:47.000 Like, do you think people still want us to push them?

00:14:51.000 We don't need to pack it up, but we still want a comfortable push.

00:14:54.000 Look, we're worried about restaurateurs, hairdressers in America, but what about the Japanese subway pusher economy? 0.97

00:15:02.000 They need jobs.

00:15:04.000 Those jobs, you can't do anything else with those except go to prison.

00:15:07.000 Maybe they can push each other onto the third rail.

00:15:10.000 Oh, okay, let's see, we do the role play.

00:15:10.000 Oh.

00:15:13.000 So, um, we don't know this happens across the globe.

00:15:17.000 Berlin still can't get it right.

00:15:19.000 Here's an anti-lockdown protest in Berlin, and then as the camera pans, you'll see how they still treat their people in Germany.

00:15:26.000 Oh, look, protest. 0.70

00:15:28.000 Peace, peaceful.

00:15:30.000 Okay.

00:15:32.000 Doesn't look like they're burning anything.

00:15:34.000 And the fire hoses.

00:15:36.000 No, no, that's vodka.

00:15:39.000 And the firehouses!

00:15:40.000 Are we going to send the German Shepherds?

00:15:43.000 We saw it in this case as a lack of irony.

00:15:46.000 Perhaps we send Rottweilers?

00:15:48.000 Maybe that would be, you know, like a flip, like a spy versus spy kind of violation of rights?

00:15:53.000 Berlin, you still don't get it right.

00:15:55.000 I'm keeping my eye on you!

00:15:58.000 I thought we stopped using water cannons in the 70s.

00:16:00.000 Bad optics.

00:16:01.000 No, they didn't in the place that likes to talk down to America while they have brownouts horribly skyrocketing energy costs and they still fire hose their protesters. 0.97

00:16:10.000 I do want to say that every other article I read on any kind of left-leaning site, you know, we talk about how we read a lot of what the other side is saying, is they just selectively taking European countries and just being, and browbeating the shit out of Americans over it, being like, look, Angela Merkel, she gave everything to everyone and all of their dreams came true, and then the next day they're like, Germans are the worst, and they have Nazis in their government, and then the next day they're like, they crushed COVID, and then the next day, oh, they didn't do so good.

00:16:37.000 They crushed COVID, how?

00:16:38.000 Fire hoses!

00:16:39.000 It's amazing the pressure you can get when you remove the eco-nozzle.

00:16:43.000 You take off the little rubber gaskets, you can really do some harm to people just trying to eat some pie at the diner.

00:16:49.000 You know, COVID doesn't thrive in dead bodies.

00:16:52.000 It really doesn't, that's true.

00:16:53.000 Unless you're swimming in them because they've been fire hosed with a mass shallow grave.

00:16:58.000 Germany, I'm sorry, I don't care. 1.00

00:17:00.000 I don't care what Germany has to say.

00:17:02.000 And this is something else that was interesting.

00:17:03.000 People have often, we've talked about Sweden, and this is something that I will tell you I didn't even refute because I didn't think to do the research just because I didn't know it was so consequential.

00:17:13.000 We talked about Sweden had no lockdowns at all.

00:17:15.000 There's an actual measure.

00:17:16.000 It's kind of like the Economic Freedom Index.

00:17:17.000 I don't know the name of it.

00:17:19.000 You can tell me in chat.

00:17:19.000 Someone can tell me.

00:17:20.000 But they have an index that shows how free societies have been versus how stringent the lockdowns have been.

00:17:25.000 And Sweden is very free.

00:17:27.000 And so you have a lot of these people on the left who go, yeah, but Sweden didn't do nearly as well as their neighbors in Finland and Norway, right?

00:17:33.000 Now, we know that Sweden is not as bad as Italy and Spain.

00:17:35.000 Sweden's better than some, worse than some, but they haven't seen the crippling effects to their economy.

00:17:39.000 So I always thought, well, it doesn't really matter because Belgium, Norway, it just seems like there's no rhyme.

00:17:43.000 Well, here's the thing.

00:17:44.000 If you actually look at Norway and Finland, they had less restrictions than Sweden.

00:17:48.000 So this thing, Sweden, they had a laissez-faire attitude, but they're worse off than their neighbors who have an even more laissez-faire attitude.

00:17:48.000 That's why.

00:17:55.000 They didn't even have a mask mandate!

00:17:59.000 And Finland, they just got, you know what, Finland, they should just take the win.

00:18:02.000 The terrorists showed up, saw how boring it was, and left.

00:18:06.000 They're like, this is cold.

00:18:07.000 We don't really want this place.

00:18:09.000 We're looking for something to bomb, but also to pass the time.

00:18:13.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:18:14.000 What I love about this protest, though, is that people in Germany seem to have bigger balls than people in America right now protesting things that are against their beliefs.

00:18:22.000 Well, some people in the United States.

00:18:23.000 I know.

00:18:23.000 I'm not saying overall.

00:18:24.000 I'm just saying that's a huge protest.

00:18:25.000 Yeah.

00:18:26.000 That's massive for them.

00:18:27.000 They don't even have that right to begin with.

00:18:29.000 You need to understand too, when I get violations on Twitter, I get violations of German law, violations of Islamic law, violations in Pakistan, but these are countries where my account would probably be removed if I were based in their country because I would be subject to those laws.

00:18:41.000 A lot of Americans don't understand this, and I was raised in Canada, if freedom of speech goes here, It goes everywhere.

00:18:48.000 That's why the Hong Kong protesters were singing the American National Anthem.

00:18:52.000 You may not like it.

00:18:53.000 You may not like how people exercise their civil disobedience or their free speech rights here, but you need to understand that is uniquely American.

00:18:59.000 It does not exist anywhere else.

00:19:00.000 You don't get fire-hosed down simply for assembling.

00:19:04.000 Now, I know some people will say that Donald Trump beanbagged some folks, but that's because the steeple was on fire!

00:19:10.000 Different strokes.

00:19:12.000 Here's one that was in Michigan, another civil protest.

00:19:14.000 It was Operation Gridlock in opposition to some of the lockdowns from Governor Whitmer.

00:19:18.000 This is another creative way.

00:19:19.000 Anyway, here you go.

00:19:21.000 Whoa.

00:19:22.000 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

00:19:26.000 Buh-bye! 0.86

00:19:29.000 That being said, gridlock in Lansing is inconsequential.

00:19:33.000 It's like, I didn't really want to go anyway.

00:19:35.000 It's like an adult snow day.

00:19:37.000 You mean I can't go to work in Lansing?

00:19:40.000 I guess I'm calling in!

00:19:41.000 Bus!

00:19:41.000 Alright, let's get cars!

00:19:44.000 There's two inches of snow!

00:19:45.000 It's very curative.

00:19:46.000 And then here's another one.

00:19:47.000 Do we have this one?

00:19:48.000 Do we have clip 1E?

00:19:49.000 I do.

00:19:49.000 This is another example, and it's crazy that these people are the rebels.

00:19:53.000 This is a... well, these people are Jewish.

00:19:58.000 Or, as they're known, if they're practicing Jews on Twitter, not welcome. 0.99

00:20:02.000 This is a secret Jewish wedding with thousands of maskless people. 0.99

00:20:05.000 It's wonderful.

00:20:06.000 What is happening?

00:20:07.000 Hey Cuomo, you better come out and stop him!

00:20:23.000 And finally, here's another example, and I'll be doing an Ash Wednesday tomorrow with Pastor Mark Driscoll, so a long-form interview.

00:20:28.000 Their church is never closed down in Phoenix.

00:20:32.000 It's kind of surprising, isn't it, that we're now at this phase of rebellion?

00:20:35.000 Yeah.

00:20:36.000 It is.

00:20:36.000 The Jewish community got attacked.

00:20:38.000 Was that in New York, that last clip?

00:20:39.000 I don't know.

00:20:40.000 Do you know where that was?

00:20:41.000 Can we have Reg confirm?

00:20:42.000 I believe it was in New York.

00:20:43.000 Oh my gosh.

00:20:44.000 I don't know where you find that many orthodox Jews in those hats in one clothed area in the United States.

00:20:50.000 South Dakota.

00:20:51.000 Dancing in unison.

00:20:52.000 That was South Dakota.

00:20:53.000 Provo, Utah, I hear.

00:20:55.000 Inside.

00:20:56.000 Inside Mount Rushmore.

00:20:57.000 Provo, Utah.

00:20:58.000 They're showing up to the Mormon temple.

00:21:01.000 They changed the decor!

00:21:02.000 I don't like change!

00:21:04.000 At least according to Rashida Tlaib, right?

00:21:06.000 She's the one who's saying, you know, the Jews are everywhere.

00:21:08.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:21:10.000 She looks under her bed, she sees Jews. 0.99

00:21:12.000 It's just a dust bunny! 0.99

00:21:12.000 That's true. 0.99

00:21:15.000 Stop, Rashida! 1.00

00:21:16.000 Don't you know it's wrong to hate?

00:21:18.000 Rashida had a bad dream.

00:21:20.000 She aged?

00:21:21.000 Is she George of the Jungle?

00:21:22.000 No, she's a little kid. 0.97

00:21:24.000 You said nothing all day, and that's the one... Hey, everybody.

00:21:27.000 Your face, Audio Wade's face, by the way, he had his facial surgery, so smiling is difficult.

00:21:32.000 It's a chore.

00:21:33.000 I thought it would be an improvement, it's not.

00:21:36.000 Go back, I'm sorry.

00:21:37.000 Oh look, look, look, CNN.

00:21:38.000 Biden's string of cabinet picks set stage for new era.

00:21:43.000 The thing about the new era, it's exactly like the same era from four years ago. 0.95

00:21:47.000 Yeah, that sucked.

00:21:49.000 Why are we going back to terrible people doing a bad job again?

00:21:53.000 King Henry XVIII will usher in a new era!

00:21:59.000 I love how John Kerry's now in charge of climate change.

00:22:02.000 I thought he was dead.

00:22:03.000 I did too!

00:22:04.000 Maybe not in body form, but in career form.

00:22:08.000 I thought everyone was just like, nah, not this guy.

00:22:11.000 I thought he was in politician celebrity rehab.

00:22:15.000 I really didn't know that he was still around.

00:22:17.000 That just shows you... I mean, listen, you guys can say what you want.

00:22:20.000 You can talk about how Donald Trump had people who were unqualified, didn't have experience, but it was certainly a shake-up.

00:22:25.000 I wouldn't say that you're breaking new ground by installing John Kerry.

00:22:30.000 It's a new era, Stephen.

00:22:32.000 Climate change czar.

00:22:34.000 Next thing you know, they're gonna hire John Edwards to set up the Ring doorbell while he cheats on his wife with pregnant women. 1.00

00:22:40.000 It's a party of absolute, just degeneracy. 0.86

00:22:44.000 Okay.

00:22:45.000 Contrasting the degeneracy of the left and the new era of Biden, John MacArthur, he has a church in Los Angeles and he continued to meet despite the bans, of course, on churches.

00:22:54.000 Here's actually how he, and I know people think that old, polite white guys can't be rebels.

00:22:59.000 Sure.

00:23:00.000 But this clip is proof positive that you need to check your biases.

00:23:04.000 Good morning, everyone.

00:23:05.000 I'm so happy to welcome you to the Grace Community Church peaceful protest.

00:23:12.000 The battle, it might as well be that picture of Johnny Cash just hanging out there.

00:23:24.000 That's a man who thought about that joke all night.

00:23:27.000 Perfect delivery.

00:23:28.000 And he just couldn't help it.

00:23:28.000 He starts crowd surfing.

00:23:30.000 Praise the Lord and pass the ghost, screw yourselves. 0.98

00:23:33.000 Unconstitutional government. 0.92

00:23:35.000 Oh man.

00:23:36.000 That's pretty unscriptural.

00:23:36.000 I love seeing that coming out of California.

00:23:38.000 Screw Newsom.

00:23:39.000 Yeah, Los Angeles.

00:23:40.000 The guy that's gonna go out and do whatever he wants and then preach to you.

00:23:43.000 $650 a plate at French Laundry.

00:23:46.000 No, no, it's okay.

00:23:47.000 He's just like you.

00:23:47.000 They held the service at French Laundry.

00:23:49.000 That's true.

00:23:50.000 See, he needs to practice when he preaches.

00:23:52.000 Well, he was also maskless, I think.

00:23:53.000 We had half oyster on the raw quail egg.

00:23:57.000 Can you just get, like, listen, I like food, but do you have to be such an affected prick?

00:24:02.000 Can you go to a place that's expensive and good and people understand what's on the menu?

00:24:06.000 Nothing bothers me more than when you go and they go, oh, yeah, and everyone pretends like they know, like, oh, yes, I always eat the oyster shell on the half quail egg, of course.

00:24:14.000 No one has had it ever.

00:24:15.000 There's an aioli in there somewhere.

00:24:18.000 There's even, your sous chef is just going, You see the guys in the back are like, let's just see how ridiculous we can be.

00:24:24.000 Oh, they could, for sure.

00:24:25.000 Jello on top of a wafer?

00:24:27.000 Delicious.

00:24:28.000 What is that? 0.99

00:24:29.000 That is porpoise penis. 1.00

00:24:31.000 That is porpoise penis that is lightly simmered in a morel truffle sauce. 1.00

00:24:36.000 You just made this up, didn't you? 1.00

00:24:37.000 It's disgusting. 0.97

00:24:38.000 Also fun to say. 1.00

00:24:39.000 Porpoise penis, porpoise penis, porpoise penis. 1.00

00:24:41.000 Very tender. 1.00

00:24:42.000 What else do you have?

00:24:43.000 This is the appetizer, right?

00:24:44.000 It's a three-course meal. 1.00

00:24:45.000 What are the other... All porpoise penis. 1.00

00:24:47.000 Ah! 1.00

00:24:49.000 We were COVID restrictions. 1.00

00:24:50.000 It's very hard to get anything other than porpoise penis. 1.00

00:24:53.000 Porpoise penis gumbo. 1.00

00:24:55.000 Porpoise penis souffle. 0.99

00:24:56.000 COVID interrupted a lot of supply lines. 0.98

00:24:58.000 It really did. 0.99

00:24:59.000 Fried porpoise penis. 0.99

00:25:01.000 It's taken a large toll on the porpoise community. 0.99

00:25:04.000 They are penisless people now. 0.90

00:25:07.000 is gonna be all over this. We're gonna be reporting this in every country. 0.98

00:25:11.000 Oh my gosh, the porpoise penis in every country. 0.99

00:25:14.000 There'll be one really too crazy of a fan from Mug Club who's gonna show up like, 1.00

00:25:18.000 I got one!

00:25:19.000 I tried it, it's not bad. Simon, I have a porpoise penis! 1.00

00:25:23.000 There's gonna be one in my office, I guarantee you, before like, when I go tomorrow, there'll be one. 0.99

00:25:27.000 We also have the full pig roast, if that, oh well that sounds good, 0.99

00:25:30.000 roasted on a spit, yeah, and a nice porpoise penis placed in the middle. 1.00

00:25:35.000 Of course. 1.00

00:25:35.000 No apples, huh? 1.00

00:25:36.000 There is no getting away from the porpoise penis at this restaurant, sir. 0.99

00:25:41.000 Might I suggest you go to a place that's more your speed? 1.00

00:25:43.000 Do you mean any place that isn't porpoise penis? 1.00

00:25:46.000 That's correct. 0.99

00:25:46.000 That is correct, yes. 0.99

00:25:48.000 And here's the thing, too.

00:25:49.000 Hey, hey, coppers. 1.00

00:25:50.000 You guys can join in, too.

00:25:51.000 I'm glad that my half-Asian lawyer likes this.

00:25:54.000 You guys can join in, too, police officer.

00:25:57.000 Because, you know what?

00:25:58.000 It means, like, hey, we went to bat for you when people were targeting you, police officers.

00:26:03.000 And so, you know what? 0.99

00:26:03.000 We went to bat for you when you were actually trying to do your job and people were treating you like crap. 0.99

00:26:09.000 And now it's time to have the back of the people who've supported you. 0.98

00:26:13.000 And I want to be clear.

00:26:14.000 Not all police officers are that way.

00:26:16.000 When you have some police officers coming in and they are willing to enforce orders that they know are a violation of people's rights, that's where you need to know your rights, where you say, hey, you need a warrant.

00:26:24.000 However, I would like to see, and we've seen a lot of this, the spirit of police officers, as you'll see in some of these segments.

00:26:30.000 So, for example, in Virginia, they passed an unconstitutional gun law.

00:26:34.000 Yeah.

00:26:34.000 And this is actually the Virginia Attorney General, Mark Herring.

00:26:38.000 He said, when Virginia passes these gun safety laws, they will be followed, they will be enforced, and talked about threatening officers who do not enforce.

00:26:44.000 This is basically, by the way, a ban on a lot of weapons where you would have to... I don't even know if they do a buyback.

00:26:49.000 Are you going to toss me a few?

00:26:51.000 Nope, we're taking it!

00:26:52.000 You have that authority?

00:26:53.000 Not really!

00:26:54.000 But who cares about that anymore?

00:26:55.000 Because Jeff Bezos has my back!

00:26:59.000 They're saying we're going to punish officers who do not enforce this unconstitutional gun law, and here are police officers saying, uh, no.

00:27:07.000 If the bills go through as proposed, they will not be enforced.

00:27:09.000 They're unconstitutional.

00:27:10.000 We swore to uphold the Constitution of the United States and the Constitution of Virginia, and that's what we'll do.

00:27:15.000 There you go.

00:27:16.000 Thank you very much.

00:27:18.000 Boom! 0.99

00:27:18.000 Thank you. 0.99

00:27:19.000 Him and the Mall Santas Association of America.

00:27:23.000 You know what this is a really, just bear with me on this comic book reference.

00:27:27.000 Garrett will get it initially.

00:27:29.000 You remember how in like all the Batman movies there and then the comic books and everything they're always like yeah we got a that guy over there on the Batman file and it's like the stupidest guy who's like the Helen Keller of detectives. 0.88

00:27:41.000 He can't figure anything out. 1.00

00:27:42.000 She wasn't stupid, she was blind and deaf. 1.00

00:27:44.000 I've read her quotes. 1.00

00:27:46.000 And her handler was scrubbing down, oh yes she says look before you leap.

00:27:50.000 Helen Keller said that? 0.85

00:27:52.000 And they're like, oh man, we can't catch the Batman.

00:27:57.000 Too bad, we can't enforce these anti-vigilante rules.

00:28:00.000 I mean look, here's the reality.

00:28:02.000 If you're an officer who disobeys and you're told by a Northam or someone else, we will punish you. 0.79

00:28:07.000 The only punishment is we will fire you. 0.84

00:28:09.000 You will be out on the street.

00:28:10.000 And that's a reality for what these officers are.

00:28:12.000 So whenever we're confronted with an officer who's saying like, look man, Okay, I'm just going to look over here and you walk away, but I'm going to report that it happened.

00:28:21.000 That's them making sure that they can put food on the table, which is why we have to focus our ire not just on pushing back with officers and telling them, hey, be on our side, but then remembering that the person who is pushing them to do that, the person pushing them to the end of the plank, into this situation, are the politicians who were allowed into office.

00:28:38.000 So it's just remembering what the problem is.

00:28:40.000 That's why we have to get back to the Constitution.

00:28:42.000 That's why you also need to understand what your rights are.

00:28:44.000 The Constitution tells you rich rights cannot be violated, and that's why I don't believe that I need a permit.

00:28:51.000 It's the Second Amendment.

00:28:52.000 Now that's a law that people obviously infringe upon in different states, but it shall not be infringed, period.

00:28:56.000 And I know you can get the idea of concealed carry.

00:28:58.000 However, you do have the right to have Thanksgiving dinner in your own home.

00:29:02.000 I'm sorry.

00:29:02.000 I don't care what a governor says.

00:29:04.000 That's my God-given right.

00:29:05.000 And so, if a police officer comes in and breaks it up, as we've seen, because you're Hasidic Jews, and they say you can't be more than 10, well, first off, good luck finding any home in New York and Queens with Hasidic Jews that has less than 10 people. 0.79

00:29:15.000 Second, you don't have the right to do that.

00:29:17.000 So listen, hey, Jews with the curly sideburns, I don't know many of you, but we got your back.

00:29:22.000 You have the right.

00:29:23.000 Absolutely.

00:29:24.000 And in this case, this isn't just like one or two people doing this.

00:29:28.000 73 counties so far have set up this kind of sanctuary county where they're saying, look, if these laws pass, they're unconstitutional.

00:29:33.000 We're not going to enforce them.

00:29:35.000 Not one or two, 73 counties in Virginia.

00:29:38.000 I love it.

00:29:38.000 I love seeing that.

00:29:39.000 Yeah.

00:29:39.000 They're just saying, no, we're not going to do it.

00:29:41.000 We're not going to go... Remember when people said, they said, hey, they're coming for your guns, and we're not coming for your guns.

00:29:41.000 Yeah.

00:29:47.000 Then we pointed to Heller vs. 0.97

00:29:48.000 D.C., where actually the dissenting opinion said you have no right to own a firearm whatsoever.

00:29:52.000 Not some kind of scary assault weapon, which you don't even know what that means necessarily, but even this, just an old-fashioned wheel gun.

00:29:59.000 No, there are some people, they believe in the Heller vs. D.C.

00:30:02.000 dissenting opinions, I don't have a right to have a firearm, period.

00:30:05.000 Even here, carrying around in my own property, in my own home.

00:30:10.000 And then people said, they're going to come for you.

00:30:11.000 And people said, no, why are you fear-mongering?

00:30:13.000 Now you actually have secretaries, you have governors saying, go to the homes and take those guns. 0.77

00:30:19.000 And you have someone who could be President of the United States, Joe Biden, who said that he'll make Beto O'Rourke his gun czar, who said, hell yes, it'll be a mandatory buyback.

00:30:26.000 Which, by the way, okay, I will comply.

00:30:29.000 I will sell back any firearms that I have personally purchased from the federal government.

00:30:35.000 I will sell them back to you.

00:30:37.000 I hope you've kept a receipt.

00:30:40.000 Right.

00:30:40.000 And by the way, the good news is that we know Democrats support us in not enforcing these laws.

00:30:45.000 And you know how we know that is because they set up sanctuary cities not to enforce immigration laws.

00:30:49.000 And they also said that stuff that was federally illegal was totally fine in their state.

00:30:53.000 They're totally on board with this.

00:30:55.000 So we should just do this across the country.

00:30:56.000 So there you go.

00:30:57.000 If you have a legally owned firearm that all of a sudden became illegal because of a tyrannical governor, what you just do is take your pile and toss it into the closet of an illegal immigrant. 0.99

00:31:07.000 Uncle Sam's none the wiser.

00:31:10.000 Sanctuary Closet.

00:31:10.000 Sanctuary City.

00:31:11.000 If you don't put it in a Sanctuary City, then you're just going, why'd you put all these guns in Jorge's closet?

00:31:11.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:31:16.000 He doesn't have use for these many firearms.

00:31:19.000 What are you doing?

00:31:19.000 He's 12.

00:31:22.000 You're not ice.

00:31:23.000 I appreciate it.

00:31:23.000 No?

00:31:23.000 Okay.

00:31:25.000 And moving on to with this unconstitutional orders, Thanksgiving.

00:31:27.000 Yeah.

00:31:28.000 This is something where a lot of people are afraid.

00:31:29.000 Listen, and I know that we have a lot of people here who don't want to get COVID, and so you're not doing Thanksgiving.

00:31:32.000 That's your right.

00:31:33.000 That is absolutely right.

00:31:33.000 Yeah.

00:31:34.000 But we've moved from public places to private homes.

00:31:38.000 We've moved.

00:31:38.000 Think of how the goalposts have moved.

00:31:40.000 Two weeks, public places.

00:31:43.000 I don't know when they first said two weeks if they were actually saying the mask at that point.

00:31:45.000 No, when they first started the two weeks they said don't wear masks, they do more harm than good.

00:31:48.000 That's what Fauci said.

00:31:49.000 But they said two weeks, social distancing, flatten the curve.

00:31:52.000 Right.

00:31:52.000 And then that extended to several months.

00:31:54.000 And now we have a tally that they keep on CNN like a never-ending ticker with two Flu seasons, right?

00:32:00.000 Two flu seasons, that includes any and all deaths with people who die with COVID, and now we've moved the goalpost from, okay, we went two weeks, public places, and we went, okay, two weeks, now we're shutting down businesses for months, and now we're saying, actually, you cannot, in some of these states, we're going to enforce that you cannot celebrate Thanksgiving in your own home, even if you wear masks, which, by the way, we said didn't work in the largest study we have on masks, homemade cotton masks from Denmark show that they don't work.

00:32:24.000 Not saying surgical masks don't work in a medical context.

00:32:28.000 Right.

00:32:29.000 But the kind of masks that you have that you got off of some Facebook ad that doesn't actually have any kind of a filtration system, you're probably breathing in asbestos.

00:32:38.000 You know, this one pisses me off the most.

00:32:40.000 I know you're going to give us some details, but this, this, if you want to tell me, this isn't a great idea for you guys to get together, but do what you want to do because you're a free American citizen.

00:32:48.000 I think it's a fantastic idea.

00:32:49.000 That's fantastic.

00:32:50.000 If you lock this down, I swear to you, if I lived in a state that did this, I would be in prison right now.

00:32:55.000 You have no authority to tell me who can come to my house and hang out.

00:32:58.000 Hold on a second.

00:33:00.000 By the way, hit the notification bell.

00:33:01.000 I want you to hit the notification bell if you're subscribed.

00:33:04.000 We do it.

00:33:05.000 We didn't do it yesterday, obviously, but weekdays at 10 a.m.

00:33:08.000 Eastern.

00:33:08.000 I appreciate the whole you sounded like Dirty Harry just then.

00:33:13.000 Why would you be in prison, Gerald?

00:33:14.000 Because I would violate the order and I would publicize it.

00:33:17.000 Oh, okay.

00:33:18.000 I would absolutely put two middle fingers up to Gavin Newsom if I lived in California with a picture of me and as many people as I could squeeze into whatever freaking small house that I had that cost a million dollars in Los Angeles.

00:33:28.000 You know what makes Gerald really tough right now?

00:33:30.000 It's his Nautica pajamas.

00:33:34.000 You know, if he was wearing anything else, I wouldn't believe him.

00:33:37.000 I'll put a biker jacket on next time.

00:33:42.000 I'm going to protest the cops in his madras shorts.

00:33:45.000 Gerald, you raise a really good point, which is the civil disobedience in any of these types of protests, whether it's the over curfew or whatever these rules are, they naturally involve a decision That a law is unconstitutional or immoral.

00:33:58.000 So we are acknowledging that there's kind of dissonant ideas there that, you know, typically conservatives are the pro-law and order, except when those laws and that enforced order are unconstitutional and they violate fundamental principles.

00:34:11.000 So the idea of saying, hey, we're going to stay out past the curfew because it's unconstitutional, we're acknowledging that you might be breaking the law, the law as it's stated, but for the purpose of showing not only that you won't be Misled by a tyrannical government or follow it, but also setting up the stage to challenge that within the legal system.

00:34:28.000 It's just like when you saw Shelly Luther, it's when you see other folks who are saying, we're not going to do it and they take it to the next level.

00:34:34.000 That's when you get the kind of opinions like a Heller versus DC, where again, only by one vote.

00:34:39.000 Remember Ted Cruz's book talking about that, right?

00:34:41.000 Not Helen Keller.

00:34:46.000 She says that a wise man saves for the winter.

00:34:51.000 I felt it in her tonsils.

00:34:54.000 She's never going to catch Batman or the sheriffs that decide that they're not going to follow these rules.

00:35:00.000 So this happened in New York.

00:35:02.000 Sheriffs, so we just saw that in Virginia where they said we're not going to enforce the Santa Mall Association of America.

00:35:08.000 In New York some sheriffs said hey we're not going to be going house to house enforcing Governor Cuomo's Thanksgiving rules.

00:35:12.000 Which by the way his suggestions are go house to house and break it up.

00:35:17.000 Good luck doing that with the sharks in West Side Story.

00:35:20.000 Do we not remember?

00:35:21.000 I thought it was just a couple of weeks ago that we heard the left say to fund the police, but now I feel like, you know, we really need to extra fund the police so that they have the ability to go catch all these mass breakers.

00:35:30.000 It's not the police's job to save businesses from Molotov cocktails, but it is their job to make sure that a guy in a short hat with sideburn curls doesn't see his sister.

00:35:40.000 So you can't have extended family over, but you can protest and riot.

00:35:40.000 Yeah.

00:35:43.000 When are people going to get... When we talk about anti-Semitism, how about the laws of New York?

00:35:52.000 Welcome to New York, where we don't like Jews. 1.00

00:35:56.000 They just are not welcome. 0.98

00:35:57.000 He's been doing it all COVID.

00:35:59.000 All COVID.

00:36:00.000 All summer.

00:36:01.000 It's been specifically targeting the Orthodox Jewish communities.

00:36:04.000 Yeah.

00:36:04.000 Like literally walking past other protests for George Floyd or BLM.

00:36:08.000 To get to the Jewish protests.

00:36:09.000 To literally go to the Jewish protests and be like, you guys are going to go to the jail.

00:36:14.000 Maddie Wagon Time.

00:36:15.000 The jail.

00:36:16.000 Hold on a second.

00:36:17.000 I have to walk past Spanish Harlem here.

00:36:20.000 What are a few garbage fires but canters, I'm coming for you.

00:36:27.000 So the sheriff said they're not going to enforce it and here's Governor Cuomo speaking of constitutional.

00:36:32.000 Apparently he's a little murky on the rule book. 0.95

00:36:34.000 I think the lead in his barbell nipples have gone to his head.

00:36:36.000 Saying that they are not real officers of the law.

00:36:40.000 I believe that a law enforcement officer violates his or her constitutional duty.

00:36:47.000 I don't consider them a law enforcement officer.

00:36:50.000 Because you don't have the right to pick laws that you think you will enforce and you don't enforce laws that you don't agree with.

00:37:01.000 Right?

00:37:02.000 That's not a law enforcement officer.

00:37:04.000 See, that's what psychologists call projecting.

00:37:08.000 You don't simply enforce laws because you want those laws, like telling people they can't celebrate Thanksgiving, and not enforce laws because you don't agree with them, like stopping ARSON!

00:37:19.000 Yeah.

00:37:20.000 And by the way, I think he's wrong, Bill.

00:37:22.000 You do have the right as a police officer not to enforce an illegal law, an unconstitutional law, right? 1.00

00:37:22.000 Piece of shit. 1.00

00:37:29.000 There may be some ramifications initially. 1.00

00:37:30.000 Of course there's gonna be some ramifications, yeah.

00:37:32.000 But you have a right to do that!

00:37:34.000 Depends how you're using the word right.

00:37:35.000 I mean, would you be able to go in and say, I should not have been fired because this thing I did was wrong?

00:37:41.000 Maybe.

00:37:41.000 But in a lot of at-will states, you can get fired for no reason at all.

00:37:45.000 Which is not New York.

00:37:45.000 Of course.

00:37:46.000 Right, not New York.

00:37:48.000 But in a lot of different jurisdictions, you may end up having to suffer for this, which is why we need to back the blue regardless, especially for the ones that may engage in civil disobedience.

00:37:58.000 little bit. We have a little bit low. You may hit the bar and use the leverage. You get fired for doing that?

00:38:03.000 You get fired? Come come talk to me. Yeah, I don't know. I won't back. I won't back the blue if they go in house to

00:38:08.000 house to separate.

00:38:10.000 No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna have a problem with the blue. I'm gonna have a problem with you because you're not

00:38:13.000 true blue. I'm just I'm just, you know, yeah, my individual officers.

00:38:17.000 Not overall.

00:38:18.000 I think we're getting too far off the beam, because it starts with, does Governor Cuomo have the authority to let arson continue, and deaths, and assaults, by the way, also on his officers, and then have the authority to break up Orthodox Jews celebrating a holiday?

00:38:33.000 Nope.

00:38:34.000 By his own logic he doesn't.

00:38:35.000 No, by his own logic he does not!

00:38:36.000 By his own logic, the fact that he has let these things continue to happen all summer under the guise of progressive wokeness he is not the chief law enforcement officer.

00:38:45.000 There's never been more exemplary governors as it relates to elitism. 0.67

00:38:51.000 You know we always talk, we used to have this sometimes with Sarah Palin,

00:38:53.000 those are East, those are New York and LA Democrats, we're all flyers.

00:38:56.000 No listen, you have all different kinds of people in the United States,

00:38:59.000 but there is this view of the coastal elites, and think about it for a second.

00:39:03.000 You have Cuomo, whose brother has his own television program, which he does not warrant at all, by the way.

00:39:09.000 The only person less qualified is totally straight Brian Stelter, who doesn't want to pay Newton's money to Nick Sandman.

00:39:14.000 So you have a governor in New York whose brother has a show, he had COVID, and he was out and about Roughing up guys on their fat tire bicycle, and no consequences at all.

00:39:25.000 And then you have Governor Newsom.

00:39:26.000 We go all the way to East Coast, West Coast.

00:39:28.000 It's not a hip-hop battle. 0.97

00:39:29.000 It's an affected, white, elitist, prick battle.

00:39:32.000 Well, then they're saying, we're spending $685 a plate at the French laundry restaurant while we shut everybody else down.

00:39:38.000 You couldn't create more out-of-touch, disingenuous, inconsistent, elitist characters in a film.

00:39:46.000 You wouldn't buy it if the script gave you, like, nah, nobody's gonna believe it.

00:39:46.000 No.

00:39:48.000 Like, come on, this guy's... That's a reach.

00:39:50.000 This guy's actually going to try and send cops in to break up Jews celebrating Purim?

00:39:55.000 No.

00:39:55.000 And then he lets his brother push a guy over on a bicycle?

00:39:58.000 Alright, look, put this through rewrites, bring me something Americans can buy.

00:40:03.000 Could you imagine if we had said, like, imagine there had been some, you know, parody about Gavin Newsom going to French Laundry or some other expensive restaurant and sitting around.

00:40:12.000 People would, you know, that tweet would have been flagged, it would have been false news, it would have been defamation, and then, oh, it's true.

00:40:22.000 It's true.

00:40:23.000 We're disappointed.

00:40:24.000 Yeah, but we're not surprised.

00:40:26.000 And I do want to know, are you celebrating Thanksgiving to people out there?

00:40:28.000 That's another question they have.

00:40:29.000 Who out there is actually celebrating Thanksgiving?

00:40:32.000 If you are, hit like right now as you watch.

00:40:33.000 All the many, many people who are watching, just hit like right now if you are going to celebrate Thanksgiving.

00:40:38.000 Because as for me and my house, we'll flip the bird.

00:40:43.000 Here's Governor Whitmer, how the Gretsch stole Christmas. 1.00

00:40:49.000 But she already took Labor Day on July 4th and Thanksgiving.

00:40:53.000 Probably she just took Labor Day because she didn't want traffic because she had to lower her boat. 1.00

00:40:59.000 So here she is begging with her non-binary signer, who's still on hire. 0.99

00:41:06.000 And by the way, non-binary Michigan signer, your roots are growing out, sweetheart. 0.59

00:41:10.000 We can see.

00:41:11.000 Begging people not to celebrate.

00:41:13.000 This is Governor Whitmer saying, don't celebrate with anyone outside of your household.

00:41:16.000 I want to talk about Thanksgiving, which is next week.

00:41:20.000 If you are considering spending Thanksgiving with people outside of your household, I urge you to reconsider.

00:41:29.000 Urge in one hand!

00:41:32.000 Why didn't the signer have a mask?

00:41:34.000 That's true.

00:41:35.000 I'm so confused.

00:41:36.000 To say about that story, I didn't finish it in Quick Trip, where I told the guy, I said, ah, ballsy move, not wearing a mask.

00:41:40.000 And he was like, man, it's true.

00:41:41.000 He started yelling at me.

00:41:42.000 So I took off my mask to try and signify the solidarity with him. 0.86

00:41:46.000 And the guy working the desk told me to put a mask on, but said nothing to the angry black guy. 0.93

00:41:53.000 He was a white guy, by the way.

00:41:55.000 He was like, sir, can you put a mask on?

00:41:56.000 And I said, uh, I'm about to leave.

00:41:58.000 He's like, okay, fair enough. 0.96

00:42:00.000 And then the black guy was buying lottery tickets. 0.81

00:42:02.000 So he was clearly at the counter.

00:42:03.000 He arrived before me and was leaving after.

00:42:06.000 Not a word.

00:42:07.000 You know, there's a lot of, we've heard anecdotally about how a lot of businesses are really worried because they're getting cited for having people in their stores without masks, even if they don't Right.

00:42:15.000 But they worry that officers or enforcement officers are coming in and then they see people without masks and they get written up for it.

00:42:22.000 And it's like, if you're a business owner right now just trying to scrape by in a freaking pandemic, you are afraid of your own customers.

00:42:29.000 Right.

00:42:30.000 That's why in Austin I just found all the businesses that had Black Lives Matter sign and I just would loiter until a cop found me without a mask.

00:42:36.000 I don't know.

00:42:38.000 He didn't tell me nothing.

00:42:40.000 I think you might need to make this one sting.

00:42:42.000 What's it, about two grand?

00:42:43.000 Yeah.

00:42:44.000 Make an example of them.

00:42:45.000 Sorry, Nature Bee Cafe.

00:42:48.000 Here's another one.

00:42:49.000 Our favorite Geppetto in chief.

00:42:51.000 He's got no strings to hold him down. 1.00

00:42:53.000 He's a prick. 0.99

00:42:54.000 Fauci. 0.99

00:42:56.000 Again, telling people comply.

00:42:58.000 Only celebrate with people in your immediate household.

00:43:01.000 The answer is you've got to use some common sense in the situation that you're in.

00:43:05.000 And I think when most people are asking, You're in the home.

00:43:09.000 The safest thing you can do is to confine the activities in your own home with the immediate occupants of that home.

00:43:20.000 No.

00:43:21.000 Is that your response?

00:43:22.000 Give me something, Gerald, because I need to take a drink here.

00:43:25.000 I was just going to say that it's acting as if safety is the only thing that you only factor in your life.

00:43:31.000 There's safety and there's joy, there's Thanksgiving, there's happiness.

00:43:31.000 Right.

00:43:35.000 Well, you've got to do other stuff.

00:43:37.000 Yeah, you have to be able to live your life, right?

00:43:38.000 I don't know if you guys remember, but Clemson and Notre Dame played.

00:43:41.000 Notre Dame beat them.

00:43:41.000 The fans rushed the field.

00:43:43.000 Everybody was like, I can't believe it.

00:43:44.000 These people are right next to each other.

00:43:46.000 They're yelling, they're cheering.

00:43:46.000 There was hundreds and hundreds of them.

00:43:48.000 They have had no COVID cases from that.

00:43:51.000 So you're telling me that that can happen, but not 10 people in a house?

00:43:51.000 None.

00:43:53.000 Just to be clear, no one here is saying that COVID doesn't exist.

00:43:56.000 There's none of that.

00:43:57.000 Now, let me tell you a story.

00:43:59.000 I was driving through because there's only one place that you guys know that's open at 4.30 or 5 a.m.

00:44:04.000 to get coffee.

00:44:04.000 I didn't want to wake up my wife right now and the dogs by using our own coffee machine.

00:44:09.000 So, I went and I was getting coffee and the person there at the drive-thru, young girl, maybe 18, maybe 19, hands it to me.

00:44:18.000 She's wearing surgical gloves, two masks, and a welding mask.

00:44:24.000 And here's the thing.

00:44:26.000 I said to her, and we'll revisit this later while we're talking about social media and people in their own echo chamber, she had no idea.

00:44:30.000 We say, follow the science.

00:44:31.000 OK, follow the science.

00:44:32.000 What are the chances of she looked to be fit, slim, 19, 20 years old? 0.89

00:44:37.000 What are the chances of her dying from COVID?

00:44:39.000 And I said, do you realize that your chances of dying from COVID statistically, scientifically, are negligible, almost statistically nil?

00:44:47.000 She goes, no, I didn't know.

00:44:48.000 What does that mean?

00:44:48.000 I said, it means that it's so infinitesimal that it cannot actually be quantified.

00:44:52.000 It's basically zero.

00:44:53.000 She said, Oh, I thought, and this is what she said, oh, I thought it was way more than that.

00:44:59.000 No.

00:44:59.000 Yeah, because anything would be more.

00:45:01.000 If you're interested in how much more than that you think it would be, yes, you're wrong.

00:45:05.000 Any answer.

00:45:06.000 Pick an answer.

00:45:07.000 Any answer.

00:45:07.000 One.

00:45:08.000 I thought it would be more than zero.

00:45:09.000 Other than an absence of a number, you're wrong.

00:45:14.000 But we're the party of anti-science!

00:45:16.000 And by the way, it doesn't help to wear two masks and surgical gloves unless you're changing- that's why surgeons take off their gloves!

00:45:23.000 I was about to say, yeah, exactly. 0.99

00:45:24.000 Unless you're changing them every time you hand a cup of coffee to somebody, it's stupid and pointless. 1.00

00:45:28.000 Take it from Gerald, you Subway sandwich artists. 1.00

00:45:30.000 Were you at Subway?

00:45:33.000 No, I wasn't at Subway.

00:45:35.000 Why would you drink coffee at Subway?

00:45:38.000 Why would you be at Subway?

00:45:41.000 I like to get my Keurig out of the home.

00:45:45.000 Steven Browder loves Subway.

00:45:47.000 It's not even curing, it's just mop water.

00:45:49.000 Heated.

00:45:50.000 This man wants coffee.

00:45:51.000 Okay, I'll order you in a second.

00:45:54.000 Is that just old coffee filters from remaining coffee shops?

00:45:58.000 It's cost effective.

00:45:59.000 No, it's art.

00:46:01.000 You know, and here's the one thing I would say about some of the progressive policies, they completely ignore the people that they arguably are trying to protect.

00:46:08.000 You have a lot of folks who are, because of their own situation, whether they're older, they're immunocompromised, whatever it may be, they still have to pay their bills.

00:46:17.000 They still have to live their lives and do what they need to do.

00:46:17.000 Right.

00:46:20.000 Setting aside the fact that we can do Thanksgiving, which is excellent for us.

00:46:23.000 We're all healthy, young, whatever it may be.

00:46:25.000 Not Gerald, but like the rest of us, right?

00:46:27.000 I have not had young people come over for Thanksgiving, and you know what they said?

00:46:27.000 I appreciate that.

00:46:29.000 They said, I don't care.

00:46:30.000 I want to celebrate.

00:46:31.000 Look, if not Thanksgiving and Christmas, put it this way.

00:46:34.000 When people say, what's most important?

00:46:36.000 People say, your health.

00:46:37.000 Now, I get it.

00:46:37.000 Your health, but I don't know.

00:46:38.000 Like, when we say your health, it means something severe.

00:46:40.000 Okay, so your health.

00:46:41.000 But doesn't mean that it negates everything else on the list.

00:46:44.000 It's not all negated by which is the case for most people with COVID.

00:46:48.000 I think I've lost slightly my sense of taste.

00:46:53.000 I have relatives who said, hey, if not Thanksgiving, if not Christmas, with my children, with my grandchildren, what?

00:47:01.000 What is worth the .1% risk?

00:47:05.000 This is it.

00:47:06.000 This is the most joyous time.

00:47:08.000 All of my best memories in my life are with family at Thanksgiving and Christmas.

00:47:13.000 You're going to sacrifice that for...

00:47:16.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:47:16.000 And by the way, health is not the most important thing.

00:47:18.000 Otherwise, we would all live in a bubble.

00:47:20.000 Living life is the most important thing for us to do.

00:47:20.000 We don't.

00:47:22.000 Faith, family, freedom.

00:47:23.000 Yeah.

00:47:24.000 Freedom is more important.

00:47:25.000 Family, to me, is more important.

00:47:26.000 Faith is more important.

00:47:27.000 And health is very important.

00:47:28.000 Again, then that's on a sliding scale.

00:47:31.000 AIDS?

00:47:32.000 Pretty bad, unless you're Magic Johnson.

00:47:34.000 Seasonal flu?

00:47:36.000 Worse for you than COVID if you're young.

00:47:38.000 Not as bad if you're older.

00:47:39.000 No one talks about that either, by the way.

00:47:41.000 They have this death toll right now on CNN.

00:47:44.000 257,000, right?

00:47:44.000 That includes only 6% of those numbers are people who just had COVID.

00:47:48.000 Now, I'm not saying you can say that only 6% of the deaths are from COVID, but I'm saying that number is misleading because people who've shot themselves in the face with a shotgun are listed in there.

00:47:56.000 As well as people who were driving drunk on a motorcycle.

00:48:00.000 And that's from two seasons.

00:48:03.000 We had a winter before, and now we're going into another winter, and we're just putting... You don't do that with any other seasonal flu.

00:48:09.000 Any other seasonal... It doesn't happen.

00:48:11.000 It's only right now.

00:48:12.000 Okay.

00:48:13.000 Here's another one, too, by the way.

00:48:14.000 We're talking about Thanksgiving, which I will celebrate.

00:48:16.000 You let me know if you will.

00:48:17.000 Oregon Governor Kate Brown... First, I thought it was Kate Spade, and then I realized she killed herself.

00:48:22.000 No, she's not there.

00:48:23.000 Different one.

00:48:23.000 My wife tricked me with that, where she's like, I need a new purse.

00:48:26.000 I said, we have a very expensive purse.

00:48:27.000 She goes, I can't look at it, because Kate Spade killed herself. 0.65

00:48:30.000 How does that affect your purse?

00:48:31.000 So then I had to buy her another purse. 0.99

00:48:32.000 Does the purse have a picture of Kate Spade killing herself?

00:48:35.000 It has the K on it.

00:48:37.000 And then she went and she bought a Kate Spade, whatever the female equivalent is, to a wallet. 1.00

00:48:41.000 I'm like, what?

00:48:41.000 You said you couldn't because she killed herself.

00:48:42.000 She's like, well, it's the knot with a wallet. 1.00

00:48:44.000 Now it's to honor her.

00:48:45.000 Come on.

00:48:47.000 So gullible, Steven.

00:48:48.000 Steven, you got tricked.

00:48:49.000 I know.

00:48:49.000 You really did.

00:48:49.000 You got played.

00:48:50.000 You got tricked. 0.99

00:48:50.000 Women are sneaky. 0.99

00:48:52.000 I had to buy this because I'm sad. 0.96

00:48:54.000 Yeah, I had to buy it because I'm sad.

00:48:57.000 You had to buy this because I'm sad.

00:49:01.000 And I went to Costco, and they sell purses at Costco, like those purses.

00:49:05.000 My wife said something about Kate Spade, and right away she goes, yeah, she done herself in. 0.98

00:49:11.000 Sad.

00:49:12.000 That's what she said, and I was like, wow, Merry Christmas!

00:49:16.000 Way to help me buy something.

00:49:17.000 So Kate Brown, the Oregon governor, encouraged people to call the police on those who violate lockdown orders for Thanksgiving.

00:49:24.000 Violators could face 30 days in jail or over $1,200 in fines or both.

00:49:31.000 Hey, maybe this is what turns more black people Republican than anything else. 0.81

00:49:36.000 A snitching policy! 1.00

00:49:38.000 What happened to that Karen ad? 0.96

00:49:40.000 In a state that was literally the hotbed of, do not snitch on rioters.

00:49:45.000 Do not snitch on rioters.

00:49:47.000 Praise them. 1.00

00:49:48.000 Just take your raping. 1.00

00:49:48.000 Praise them. 1.00

00:49:50.000 We recommend that you get an inflatable donut because sitting is going to hurt for a while, but you're doing it for the greater good.

00:49:56.000 Please do snitch on Poppy and Grandma as they put a turkey in the oven. 1.00

00:50:01.000 Let's make sure that we shut that down. 0.84

00:50:03.000 By the way, keep in mind, this is a state that just legalized black tar heroin.

00:50:09.000 So, banging 10 gram rocks.

00:50:12.000 Fine.

00:50:13.000 Charlie Sheen will be welcomed with open arms while Paula Deen gets her head on a spike.

00:50:18.000 Priorities.

00:50:19.000 Look, if between the sweet potato casserole and the turkey you smash a window or buy some drugs, it's fine.

00:50:27.000 You gotta break it up.

00:50:29.000 You can't just be there to celebrate.

00:50:31.000 You gotta be there for a drink.

00:50:32.000 drug deal. So here's what you do if you want to get listen okay to the most

00:50:36.000 disenfranchised minorities in the United States we've heard about and most

00:50:39.000 disproportionately affected by these by these disease diseases and these protests

00:50:43.000 here's what you do here's how you get yours you go in you smash a window you

00:50:47.000 take your stuff okay take everything that you want the cops aren't gonna do

00:50:51.000 anything then you turn over you give the cops the info and you point to the guy

00:50:55.000 who's making Thanksgiving dinner and you get yourself a nice little reward

00:50:59.000 Congratulations, you are both a felon and a bounty hunter! 0.64

00:51:01.000 You just fooled Uncle Sam! 0.98

00:51:03.000 Tax dollars at work!

00:51:07.000 Sorry about the sickle cell.

00:51:09.000 It's not our fault.

00:51:12.000 I just assume everything's my fault as a white person. 0.66

00:51:14.000 It's my fault.

00:51:14.000 We didn't do it to anybody.

00:51:16.000 We always hear about this, right?

00:51:17.000 Oh, it affects the most disenchanted among us, the minorities. 1.00

00:51:21.000 You know what?

00:51:22.000 You know what, actually? 0.81

00:51:23.000 Black Americans, or you can take any black Americans, Hispanic Americans, Especially Hispanic Americans, have you seen how many cars there are in the driveway and on both sides of the street in an area that is predominantly Latino? 0.78

00:51:36.000 In the backyard. 0.98

00:51:37.000 For crying out loud.

00:51:38.000 There's no homeowner's association to say you can't open an office in your garage.

00:51:42.000 It's not an office, it's a bunk bed.

00:51:43.000 Okay!

00:51:44.000 That's fine.

00:51:45.000 They have big families.

00:51:46.000 They come from cultures that we're supposed to be celebrating as part of the American Melting Pot. 1.00

00:51:50.000 Black Americans.

00:51:51.000 Big families who celebrate.

00:51:52.000 People talk about soul cooking.

00:51:54.000 Love it.

00:51:54.000 I want them to be able to celebrate their holidays.

00:51:57.000 Same thing with Mexican-American immigrants. 0.99

00:51:59.000 Those who are here legally, mind you.

00:52:01.000 Of course.

00:52:01.000 My friend Smooth Manny is Colombian.

00:52:04.000 For crying out loud, they copulate like rabbits. 0.92

00:52:06.000 I don't have to tell you about the Cubans.

00:52:07.000 They're the most fertile people on the planet.

00:52:09.000 They are fertile and buoyant.

00:52:11.000 That's what they've offered to society.

00:52:12.000 Buoyant?

00:52:14.000 It's a good combo.

00:52:16.000 So now all of a sudden though, what do you think would happen if a white person snitched on a Latino American family for having a big Thanksgiving?

00:52:24.000 How do you think that cop deals with it when he shows up? 0.93

00:52:27.000 Yeah, white supremacists are doing that. 0.89

00:52:28.000 They're going to go through neighborhoods and be like, yep.

00:52:30.000 Remember how people were outraged of the white lady who was being rude to that guy with the daughter in the park? 0.91

00:52:37.000 She was totally out of line. 0.55

00:52:37.000 By the way, she was. 0.55

00:52:39.000 You are now, you're incentivizing this.

00:52:42.000 Wow.

00:52:43.000 I mean, I forget, is this Chapter 7 or Chapter 4 in 1984, right?

00:52:47.000 Where it's like, hey, make sure you walk around, and if you see anyone giving thanks, write their names down, take their photo, and give it to the police.

00:52:57.000 I don't know which chapter, but we're certainly past the point where they just have a bunch of sex in the apartment.

00:53:01.000 You're like, why do I?

00:53:01.000 Okay, let's flip the page.

00:53:03.000 Anyone actually read 1984? 0.95

00:53:04.000 It's just a bunch of sex in an apartment.

00:53:07.000 It's like, okay, all right, all right. 0.97

00:53:09.000 When does Big Brother come in?

00:53:10.000 Does he watch?

00:53:12.000 He always was.

00:53:13.000 And by the way, do you really think these politicians who want you fined, these politicians who want you... You don't like this, Joe Louis?

00:53:19.000 I'm sorry, buddy.

00:53:20.000 He's stretching a little bit.

00:53:20.000 Okay, stretching.

00:53:21.000 You can get... Joe Louis, get down.

00:53:23.000 What is this? 1.00

00:53:23.000 Joe Louis penis cam? 1.00

00:53:24.000 Come on. 1.00

00:53:25.000 Hey, his face is up there. 1.00

00:53:27.000 That's porpoise penis cam. 1.00

00:53:28.000 That's porpoise penis cam. 1.00

00:53:29.000 All this talk about porpoise penis is making me hungry. 1.00

00:53:33.000 Thank you, Joe Louis. 1.00

00:53:33.000 Thank you for going back down. 1.00

00:53:34.000 He's a good pup.

00:53:35.000 Do you really think that these governors, do you really think that these politicians, do you really think these celebrities are going to actually honor these rules themselves? 0.81

00:53:43.000 Do you think they're going to be socially... let alone celebrating Thanksgiving and, of course, Governor Newsom at French Laundry, which ended up being... you know, it wasn't like 12 people, it ended up being 20-something people, and an average of 600-something dollars a plate for porpoise penis on the half quail egg.

00:53:58.000 So not even that, but politicians who've been out in the street,

00:54:01.000 you've seen them not social distance. You really think they're going to follow these rules?

00:54:05.000 Hands up, don't shoot!

00:54:08.000 This is a great day for our country. We get to take our democracy back.

00:54:13.000 Oh my God. Hey, how you doing?

00:54:15.000 Oh my God, Marcy.

00:54:15.000 Hey.

00:54:16.000 We're sending Donald Trump back to Florida. We don't want him in New York anymore.

00:54:21.000 He's droplet projecting.

00:54:23.000 That's what his name is! 0.90

00:54:28.000 He was actually projecting his own vomit.

00:54:31.000 That was Schumer. He's like, hold on a second while I talk.

00:54:33.000 I'm gonna have my assistant hold a mini fan. 1.00

00:54:36.000 I would also want to just, just a quick poll of any of these politicians who were saying that

00:54:45.000 they don't want to gather with people outside of their household on Thursday, but on Wednesday

00:54:51.000 they were gathering in their offices with 100% people not in their household.

00:54:56.000 Oh, that's true.

00:54:57.000 Tell me your story, Mr. Bones.

00:54:59.000 I think it's the people that want to hang out with them, right?

00:55:02.000 And they're like, I'm gonna have like two people, let's just make the rule two.

00:55:05.000 Yeah, well it's because they actually think those people want to hang out with them.

00:55:10.000 Lori Lightfoot, come on. 1.00

00:55:13.000 By the way, again, if you think these people are serious about canceling Thanksgiving, there's no more perfect example than this Harrison Ford, of course a known recent leftist, who is flying his private plane, I think you have the story, to go pick up his son.

00:55:25.000 Yeah, after crashing.

00:55:28.000 After crashing, he is flying his own private plane to go pick up his son for Thanksgiving.

00:55:33.000 But by the way, don't get it twisted, that does not mean that Harrison Ford is on board with all aspects of Thanksgiving as seen by our exclusive footage of this flight.

00:55:43.000 Get off my plane.

00:55:49.000 Just the news.

00:55:52.000 Wow.

00:55:52.000 Joke's on him.

00:55:53.000 It's a bird.

00:55:54.000 He just flew away.

00:55:55.000 Soft landing.

00:55:59.000 They're flightless, you smartass.

00:56:03.000 He glided.

00:56:04.000 That turkey better not glide. 0.98

00:56:11.000 They just gave him some doves.

00:56:13.000 I need another take!

00:56:16.000 Four of these pink fingers are pointing back at you.

00:56:21.000 You got me on that. 0.84

00:56:24.000 When I gave instructions to the team, I said, you can make it look really crappy.

00:56:27.000 That looks really good.

00:56:28.000 It looks like Gary Oldman was a turkey.

00:56:33.000 People say Gary Oldman can transform.

00:56:35.000 He can play anything.

00:56:40.000 And this is something else that I really want to talk about, too, that people miss, because this also applies to the First Amendment.

00:56:45.000 Look, I am more libertarian, and I've talked about this before with companies, right, saying, hey, they have the right to act as publishers all they want.

00:56:53.000 They have the right to determine what content is on their platform.

00:56:57.000 That is a private business' right.

00:56:58.000 However, that changes when they have protections of being, not a publisher, but a platform.

00:57:04.000 And the sort of analogy that's been used before is in a town square.

00:57:07.000 So, a couple things I think people don't know.

00:57:08.000 We're talking about lockdowns and Thanksgiving, and you see that little ad about staying home and staying safe when you go into Amazon right now.

00:57:15.000 A lot of people don't know this.

00:57:16.000 Big Tech, the most powerful companies in the world, keep in mind, more powerful than the Roman Empire, than any empire.

00:57:23.000 I don't really know a whole lot about the Ottomans.

00:57:25.000 I just know one of them got kicked in a pit.

00:57:27.000 But I do know that more powerful than any world government, than any empire, they love lockdowns when you look at these big tech companies.

00:57:36.000 Companies like Amazon.

00:57:38.000 So Google's profits are up and Amazon nearly doubled its profits from lockdowns.

00:57:43.000 While, keep in mind, more American businesses have been shuttered in the last three months than in the entirety of the Great Recession that our country had.

00:57:53.000 So this is another thing that's important when you have AOC going, we're going to keep Amazon out of New York.

00:57:58.000 Now, in that case, the big business would benefit a local municipality because they were bringing in thousands of jobs with an average salary of $127,000.

00:58:04.000 They said, no, no, don't bring those jobs in. 0.99

00:58:06.000 We want to keep those in Bangladesh. 1.00

00:58:07.000 But we do want to shut down all the jobs that do exist in Queens or the Bronx or any of these places that AOC claims she's from, depending on the day. 0.56

00:58:15.000 We do want to shut down those businesses and make sure that they are entirely reliant On Amazon.

00:58:20.000 Let's not let them be employed by Amazon, but let's make sure that they can only get their goods or services from places like Amazon or Google who, by the way, lobby to support more government shutdowns.

00:58:30.000 Big government bureaucracy always hurts the little guy and helps the big guy.

00:58:36.000 You bail out big banks, small banks can never compete.

00:58:38.000 You can't compete with a never-ending supply of federal dollars.

00:58:41.000 Same thing with airlines.

00:58:43.000 Same thing with American auto manufacturers.

00:58:45.000 Anyone here want to drive a Chevy Bolt?

00:58:47.000 The answer is no or you're wrong.

00:58:52.000 So let me point this out here, because Big Tech supports lockdowns, and there's this unholy relationship between government and Big Tech.

00:58:58.000 And a lot of people don't necessarily understand.

00:59:00.000 You still have some libertarians who I think are wrong on this, who say, well, it's a private business.

00:59:05.000 If you don't like it, you can go start your own.

00:59:07.000 Like, yeah, I'm going to go start my own telephone service, although we'll get to Parler in a second, who's doing very well.

00:59:11.000 Let me show you.

00:59:12.000 This is a town, actually, that actually has a town square, a little town, McKinney, that I found lovely a while back when I visited, because I did a show a long time ago, and I said, these places really exist.

00:59:21.000 So that's a town square.

00:59:22.000 Now let me explain to you when we're talking about the First Amendment.

00:59:23.000 That town square, see those arrows?

00:59:25.000 Those are all individual businesses, okay?

00:59:27.000 They can all set the rules in their businesses as far as what you can say or do.

00:59:32.000 You can't enter if you don't have shoes or a shirt, unless you're Kenny Chesney doing a fourth album that's basically just Jimmy Buffett trying to cover up the fact that you're very straight, Kenny Chesney.

00:59:40.000 Side swipe, Kenny Chesney!

00:59:43.000 All of these businesses here can determine what you say or can't say in their individual businesses.

00:59:47.000 That is their right.

00:59:48.000 That's the First Amendment.

00:59:49.000 Now you have the town square right there in the middle.

00:59:49.000 Absolutely.

00:59:53.000 That's the town square, right?

00:59:54.000 The public square where you can say whatever you want.

00:59:57.000 You are free to speak out against the government.

00:59:59.000 You are free to speak really your mind as long as you're not actually committing a crime or lying.

01:00:04.000 Like when people say you can't say fire, you can't yell there's a fire in the town square if there isn't because you could cause a stampede.

01:00:08.000 Okay, now let's change this, however.

01:00:10.000 This is the problem when you have companies that are Yeah.

01:00:12.000 No, no, no.

01:00:13.000 supporting lockdowns and run everything. All of those businesses that you see surrounding

01:00:16.000 the town square, this is where we are today in 2020. It's three businesses, five if you're

01:00:21.000 really reaching. We didn't include Twitter because let's be honest. Jack Dorsey, you

01:00:27.000 want a seat at the club, but you're at the kids table. But Amazon, Google, Facebook,

01:00:31.000 you could probably throw Apple in there. So all of these businesses now, yep, sure, they

01:00:35.000 can set the rules as to what you say in their businesses.

01:00:38.000 Only all of these companies have gotten together, and I mean this, actual meetings, we've actually been there for some of them, and agreed to the same policies as far as what is acceptable and what is not acceptable speech, and it's often based on a political opinion.

01:00:50.000 Also, let's add to that, all of these companies own the town square.

01:00:54.000 That's what we have now.

01:00:55.000 Zoom out.

01:00:56.000 And you have that in every single municipality in the United States of America.

01:01:00.000 That is the issue with big tech.

01:01:03.000 That is the issue with protection under the law, the safe harbor laws.

01:01:07.000 And that is the issue with the most powerful companies the world has ever seen supporting lockdowns while you shutter your businesses in record numbers.

01:01:16.000 When big companies, when the world's most powerful company ever doubles its profits and you have record business shutdowns, What point do you say the Democratic Party is not for the

01:01:25.000 little guy?

01:01:26.000 Right, and you've got the Democrats in lockstep with these companies saying,

01:01:30.000 yep shutdowns are fantastic because here you follow it through right shutdowns so

01:01:34.000 businesses have to close down people need the government more because they

01:01:37.000 need money so that's the only thing we're talking about right now is give

01:01:39.000 people money give stimulus money and the only way that you can afford to do that

01:01:43.000 because that's the next logical question is to tax rich people that you don't

01:01:46.000 like anyway.

01:01:47.000 Yeah.

01:01:47.000 Hey, look at this on CNN really quickly, by the way.

01:01:50.000 First off, I appreciate the Gomez-Adams suit, but apparently he's wearing an old lady's leggings. 0.99

01:01:56.000 Hey, yeah, what kind of mask you got in a granny penny? 0.88

01:02:01.000 But they're upset.

01:02:02.000 This lady has a face that's just always upset. 1.00

01:02:04.000 Says millions traveling despite surging cases in CDC.

01:02:08.000 Can you believe this?

01:02:09.000 Millions of Americans celebrating their God-given rights to visit their nieces, nephews, and grandchildren.

01:02:16.000 The humanity!

01:02:17.000 We need to shut this down.

01:02:19.000 Traveling.

01:02:20.000 Terrible.

01:02:21.000 Oh my gosh.

01:02:23.000 That's so 2020.

01:02:23.000 Traveling.

01:02:24.000 And this brings us, by the way, while we're talking about Big Tech, this brings us to Parler, where I am.

01:02:28.000 You can follow me, Steven Crowder, at Parler.

01:02:31.000 We'll be doing some more content there.

01:02:33.000 Again, we're still going to be on these forums, on YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, bringing the fight to the left as long as we still are allowed access.

01:02:41.000 But it is important to protect your neck.

01:02:42.000 Here is something now.

01:02:43.000 Parler has been growing very rapidly.

01:02:45.000 A lot of big names are.

01:02:47.000 They haven't left the other platforms, but they've been opening up profiles at Parler.

01:02:50.000 And so, of course, now they are a target of the media.

01:02:52.000 Here is a man on MSNBC talking about why Parler is... Don't you notice just, like, traveling is dangerous?

01:02:59.000 Anything they don't like is dangerous.

01:03:01.000 Dangerous.

01:03:02.000 What about arson?

01:03:04.000 Eh, it can go either way.

01:03:05.000 What about Parler?

01:03:07.000 Oh, shudder to think of it.

01:03:09.000 There are a lot of roadblocks to get on there.

01:03:12.000 And once it's once you're on there, it's not very useful.

01:03:14.000 And the other issue is, you know, they are fine with hate speech and racism and stuff in that platform, but they're not fine with all other sorts of things.

01:03:22.000 You know, swearing is not really allowed in some cases.

01:03:27.000 Nudity is not really allowed.

01:03:29.000 Okay.

01:03:30.000 What?

01:03:30.000 So that's the claim that racism is allowed, but nudity and swearing... So like, YouTube is... Wait, wait, wait.

01:03:35.000 On Twitter, you can get nudity?

01:03:37.000 Contrast with places like Facebook and YouTube where they allow child pornography, but not to say MAGA.

01:03:42.000 So I think the contrast is quite clear.

01:03:46.000 Back to you, Lawrence O'Donnell. 1.00

01:03:47.000 Stop the damn hammering! 0.99

01:03:49.000 This is the quality programming we can come to expect from MSNBC. 0.99

01:03:53.000 So, Parler's community guidelines are pretty clear, by the way.

01:03:56.000 They don't allow criminal activity.

01:03:57.000 So, for example, pornography where minors might actually be able to see it.

01:04:01.000 Or things like bots, right?

01:04:04.000 They have community guidelines that are very clear and you can go and read them.

01:04:07.000 Also, it's kind of funny that they're lamenting this idea of profanity.

01:04:11.000 Like, Parler, even though it supports all points of view, actually is designed to try and promote civility.

01:04:16.000 Right.

01:04:16.000 So they actually do remove people for being trolls or spam or imitating people.

01:04:22.000 There was someone who was imitating... had a badge for Steven Crowder.

01:04:25.000 Like, that's not me!

01:04:26.000 And they removed that.

01:04:26.000 Nah.

01:04:28.000 Well, thank you.

01:04:29.000 Those are proper enforcements of... because that's illegal!

01:04:33.000 That's illegal!

01:04:34.000 But I find it funny, this is the argument he makes right here about, I think we have to rewind that clip, about specifically Parler allows racism here.

01:04:41.000 So it's a free speech platform in racism only, really.

01:04:44.000 And the worry is, you know, if you're spending your whole day on Parler getting inundated with one thing, and then you go out into the universe, go out into the real

01:04:52.000 world, you go to the shop, and start talking about politics, and your reality is

01:04:57.000 wildly different than the actual reality, then we're going to have problems societally. We're going

01:05:01.000 to have problems across the board.

01:05:03.000 I'm sorry, are you talking about Facebook?

01:05:06.000 No, Twitter.

01:05:07.000 He's talking about Twitter.

01:05:08.000 YouTube, I think.

01:05:09.000 What's interesting, again, that story was telling you about getting coffee and the lady having two sets of gloves, two masks, and a welding mask.

01:05:19.000 I said, you know, your chance of statistical nil.

01:05:21.000 She said, I thought it was way worse than that.

01:05:22.000 You know why?

01:05:23.000 Because she gets all of her news on Facebook.

01:05:25.000 And you know why she's not educated as to the actual science?

01:05:28.000 It's because Facebook doesn't allow it.

01:05:30.000 They ban science from actual doctors who've seen actual patients, unlike Fauci, who's effectively been a career politician, really, at this point for most of his life.

01:05:39.000 That's saying he's not a brilliant guy.

01:05:41.000 But they have banned doctors.

01:05:42.000 They have banned controlled trials on homemade masks from Denmark.

01:05:48.000 The biggest trial that we've had, the biggest actual study that we've had on masks, not saying that the masks in a surgical medical setting don't work.

01:05:55.000 That's why surgeons use them. 0.85

01:05:56.000 They use it once, they wash their hands, someone else puts on the gloves like it's Homer Simpson dealing with the uranium bar, and then when they're done they peel it off and they toss it away.

01:06:05.000 That is very different from you grabbing granny panties with a bungee cord and wrapping So people who live on Facebook would never actually see this science.

01:06:23.000 They would never actually see the kind of lockdown measures that we've seen in Sweden.

01:06:28.000 Or no, even myself was a victim of this, that places like Finland, that places like Norway actually had fewer Yep.

01:06:34.000 measures in places like Sweden because we bought it because the information is

01:06:34.000 Right.

01:06:38.000 not allowed on Facebook. And then we condemn Parler, this guy saying if you

01:06:41.000 leave Parler you might go out into the world, it's a very different place. You

01:06:44.000 mean yeah, if we leave Parler we might actually be more educated than the

01:06:48.000 remainder of society who are only on social media platforms that eliminate

01:06:52.000 opinions by design. Look, let me be really clear with Parler.

01:06:58.000 You can go to their page right now.

01:06:59.000 It says their About Values page.

01:07:01.000 It expressly invites people of all races, genders, creeds, period.

01:07:07.000 And more importantly, any point of view.

01:07:09.000 So Facebook, so YouTube who got caught with all that pedophile pornography, that weird stuff going on, right?

01:07:15.000 That, for some reason, wasn't a problem.

01:07:16.000 But if you actually say that transitioning children, giving them puberty blockers, is child abuse, you might get banned, depending on how big your channel is.

01:07:23.000 Whereas at Parler, they say, hey, you know what?

01:07:25.000 We just ask that you don't commit fraud.

01:07:26.000 We just ask that you don't break the law.

01:07:28.000 We just ask that you don't dox.

01:07:29.000 We ask you to try and keep it civil, because we don't want you to, if you're just continually harassing people and non-contributing, which you can do on Facebook, provided you're to the left, We're going to have a problem with you, but we allow outside of that any point of view.

01:07:42.000 Test me on this.

01:07:43.000 Go to Parler, all the liberals who watch this show.

01:07:45.000 I know we have plenty of them, and some of you are still bleeding from the Young Turks who are still watching over there. 1.00

01:07:48.000 That's the last time I'll reference them.

01:07:49.000 Last time.

01:07:50.000 Right now, go to Parler, sign up, post your stories, and see if you get throttled.

01:07:54.000 I will eat this mug, and it is girthy. 0.76

01:07:57.000 It is very girthy.

01:07:58.000 By the way, I love how he drew the line at being able to swear in post-porn.

01:08:03.000 That was where he was like, ah, this is un-American. 0.83

01:08:07.000 By the way, he's not American.

01:08:09.000 Van Collins is Canadian.

01:08:10.000 And I thought he might be Canadian because I heard him say oat, and then I saw that he worked for MSN Canada and I thought, okay, the two together One by themselves, maybe he's such a crappy reporter, as you can obviously see that they sent him to the feeder leagues in Canada. 0.66

01:08:22.000 No, he's Canadian.

01:08:23.000 And the reason he doesn't understand parlor, by the way, people who don't know this, Canada doesn't allow free speech.

01:08:29.000 I come from Canada.

01:08:30.000 It's the country where they fine and jail people for jokes.

01:08:34.000 The friend of mine, Mike Ward of the show, put before a human rights tribunal for jokes.

01:08:41.000 Yeah, yeah, you know what?

01:08:42.000 I want people to live in the parlor.

01:08:44.000 I want the real world to be more like the parlor world and less like the Facebook or the Twitter world, which means you have no accountability whatsoever, no transparency, and when speaking in front of a congressional hearing, say, uh, I don't know, and I can get the answer to you. 0.90

01:08:58.000 Jack Dorsey, you can go screw yourself.

01:09:02.000 If he's from Canada, you understand why he wants porn in public. 0.99

01:09:05.000 That's our Times Square in Montreal. 0.92

01:09:09.000 We're strip clubs. 1.00

01:09:10.000 Just giant neon purple tits and a hand going... 1.00

01:09:16.000 Where do you want to meet for it? 0.99

01:09:17.000 Where do you want to sit and watch the Christmas parade? 0.99

01:09:19.000 I don't know, I have our four-year-old sitting beneath the giant neon purple tits. 1.00

01:09:23.000 Oh, I'll meet you there.

01:09:25.000 I'll stop by Second Cup.

01:09:27.000 That's not still bombed out by all the biker gangs, is it? 1.00

01:09:29.000 Because we don't have violence in Canada.

01:09:33.000 You know, there's a level of just, what we have to be able to get along with in society is a level of being offended and then rebutting and having a conversation that a platform like Parler allows, right?

01:09:45.000 You can have a differing viewpoint and people are going to necessarily respond to that.

01:09:50.000 And you're going to have a list, like I've seen on Parler, I don't post on Parler but I've been on there and seen the kind of posts.

01:09:55.000 Where when people are engaged in racism, they're being called out by conservatives about how they're being racist, but then when there are jokes or other things that are not racist, people are saying, hey, that's not racist.

01:10:08.000 Let's all have a conversation about it.

01:10:09.000 No, this idea that it's the Wild West.

01:10:10.000 There is enforcement, but there's actually some kind of a legal guideline with Parler.

01:10:14.000 Fraud, pornography, actual systemic harassment.

01:10:18.000 What I mean by that is not you say something someone doesn't like, but we all know this, right?

01:10:22.000 In places like Twitter, Facebook, where people, they contribute nothing, they create a sock account, they create a bot account, and all they do is attack and insult people.

01:10:28.000 That adds no value, and that's also why at Parler they have some kind of identification, which I would also encourage maybe we incorporate into our voting system!

01:10:35.000 Maybe.

01:10:36.000 Um, so yeah, I do recommend that you guys go, uh, check out Parlor and at least, you know, uh, diversify your investments.

01:10:41.000 Um, do we, you know what, let's just keep doing this on YouTube and then afterwards we're gonna play Hipster Hobo.

01:10:45.000 I know we'll go a little late in, uh, uh, Half-Asian Bill. 1.00

01:10:47.000 If you have to leave, you can after this segment.

01:10:49.000 I refuse.

01:10:50.000 After.

01:10:51.000 Here is, it's a long, uh, our last show like this before tomorrow on Ash Wednesday with Mark Driscoll.

01:10:56.000 Tune in for that.

01:10:56.000 And then for Mug Club members, we have the, uh, Laugh Along as we watch the comedy special Sarah Cooper's Everything's Fine.

01:11:02.000 Oh, I can't believe you did that.

01:11:04.000 I've seen funnier kids make a wish.

01:11:06.000 Everything is not fine.

01:11:07.000 So, I've seen funnier documentaries on progeria.

01:11:13.000 I didn't know they had documents.

01:11:14.000 And felt less guilty watching it.

01:11:17.000 Oh, and I wasn't supposed to laugh at it?

01:11:20.000 Here's another story here, because I don't know why.

01:11:23.000 This is a perfect example of the media having no accountability.

01:11:26.000 Right?

01:11:27.000 Amazon and Big Tech and Parler is just racist, right?

01:11:29.000 They just say it because they think they have no accountability with the media, just like the media is hoping that you don't remember the polls.

01:11:34.000 So what they do is they just gloss over it like Nate Silver.

01:11:37.000 Bet you regret that bumper sticker from 2008.

01:11:41.000 It was also 2016.

01:11:43.000 Could have been any election, but there he's wrong.

01:11:45.000 Before 2016.

01:11:46.000 Yeah, before 2016, that's right.

01:11:49.000 Here he is talking on some show saying, oh, the polls got it mostly right.

01:11:52.000 There are many things that make polling difficult, and so you just hope to get close, and they usually do get close, including this year for the most part.

01:12:00.000 Half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman, does the prosecutor's case hold water?

01:12:03.000 Nope.

01:12:04.000 Does it hold water?

01:12:06.000 Nope.

01:12:06.000 I don't know, he's talking like the Muppets from Sesame Street.

01:12:10.000 Yep, yep, yep, yep.

01:12:12.000 You said, literally in the show notes, Bill, talk like a Muppet. 1.00

01:12:15.000 Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. 1.00

01:12:20.000 Okay. 1.00

01:12:22.000 Did they get it right?

01:12:24.000 Alright.

01:12:26.000 So the polls understated, I want to make sure that I get this correct, they understated that a percentage of the Republican vote in 48 of 50 states.

01:12:36.000 15 of the 16 Senate races.

01:12:38.000 That sounds like mostly.

01:12:39.000 And by the way, if they were saying that these are good, because remember, everyone kind of acknowledged, what was the argument?

01:12:43.000 They were saying, well, no, it's not 2016.

01:12:46.000 Sure.

01:12:46.000 Right, they're saying this isn't 2016, it's definitely the counter for the secret Trump voter.

01:12:49.000 So how do you say now the polls got it mostly right, when it was widely acknowledged that you were wrong in 2016,

01:12:54.000 and the margins are actually worse than 2016 in this election?

01:12:58.000 And this isn't even including all the ballots that just were run through like you're counting cash in a back room.

01:13:05.000 So across the presidential swing states, the average error was five points.

01:13:08.000 The Senate, 7 points.

01:13:10.000 Oh.

01:13:11.000 Is that close?

01:13:12.000 7 points, 5 points.

01:13:13.000 I don't know if that's the margin of error.

01:13:15.000 It shouldn't be.

01:13:16.000 I think I already told you guys to hit the notification bell.

01:13:18.000 Here's what was most interesting to me.

01:13:20.000 Specifically, the most... Here, you know what?

01:13:22.000 I don't even have my iPad here anymore.

01:13:24.000 That's because I had to roll those clips.

01:13:25.000 There you go.

01:13:25.000 Specifically, the most respected polls from 538.

01:13:28.000 Right?

01:13:28.000 538.

01:13:28.000 Nate Silver.

01:13:31.000 I would love to see if we could actually have a Google trend on the sales of Nate Silver bumper stickers.

01:13:36.000 Ooh, yeah, yeah.

01:13:38.000 Research!

01:13:40.000 Me, I guess it's a reverse hockey stick.

01:13:42.000 We'll ring the reg bell.

01:13:45.000 So the most respected polls, so I took the polls from 538, because here's the thing, I say an average of five points off, that's including Traflagar and Rasmussen in the polls that were actually close to being right, that leaned more conservative.

01:13:56.000 You take them out, the numbers are very different.

01:13:58.000 Now they're off by anywhere from seven to nine points.

01:14:01.000 Some would say Nate Silver's margin of error.

01:14:06.000 So I've only taken the ones with an A, some A-minus or A or A-plus rating.

01:14:11.000 Florida, we'll start with this.

01:14:12.000 Florida, President Trump won by 3.2%.

01:14:15.000 The number one ranked Marist, Paul, according to FiveThirtyEight, trust Nate Silver, had Biden at plus four.

01:14:22.000 The number two, A-plus ranked Monmouth, had Biden at plus six.

01:14:26.000 Number four ranked, New York Times, Sienna had Biden at plus three. 1.00

01:14:30.000 All of them, aside from ABC, and that's an outlier for them here, they had Biden winning.

01:14:33.000 The top pollsters with Florida undercounted support by an average of six to eight percent.

01:14:39.000 Wow.

01:14:39.000 Six to eight percent!

01:14:40.000 And here's something important, by the way.

01:14:42.000 This is after they all of a sudden closed the gap coming into Election Day.

01:14:44.000 Right, yeah.

01:14:45.000 The further you go back, meaning a week or two weeks from election, they were off by 12 points in many of these states.

01:14:52.000 That's insane.

01:14:53.000 That's a victory margin in, like, Idaho.

01:14:58.000 They were off by 12 points!

01:15:00.000 I mean, at what point do you just say, well, we just don't need polls anymore?

01:15:03.000 You're gonna be off by 12.

01:15:04.000 They got it mostly right.

01:15:05.000 Mostly.

01:15:06.000 If it's plus or minus 12, it's useless.

01:15:08.000 And I have to say, even though they're not respected anymore, they were once the gold standard, now they're ranked a B at 538.

01:15:14.000 So still, that's a passing grade.

01:15:16.000 Quinnipiac?

01:15:18.000 Quinnipiac?

01:15:19.000 Something.

01:15:21.000 They were up by 15.

01:15:21.000 They were up by 15 percent.

01:15:25.000 You can just see the tongue lashing that's happening there.

01:15:28.000 In the back room, they're like, what is wrong with you?

01:15:30.000 They're just like beating them mercilessly.

01:15:31.000 They're like, I pulled the office and that's what we said!

01:15:33.000 No wait, it gets worse.

01:15:36.000 Because I remember election night, I said, I don't know why people are saying Florida and Ohio are swing states.

01:15:39.000 And even when I argued with Ben Shapiro, I said, I'd be far more surprised if Ohio went blue than Texas.

01:15:44.000 And I hoped you didn't have to eat your words on that one.

01:15:46.000 I wasn't sold.

01:15:48.000 Gerald just said he didn't believe you.

01:15:49.000 I believed him, but I was like, I would like to bet substantially for the $1.

01:15:54.000 Shut it, Nautica. 0.70

01:15:55.000 That's why we'll talk more about Sidney Powell, obviously, for those who are Mug Club exclusive and take your chat, because we don't know.

01:16:00.000 We're not making predictions on that.

01:16:02.000 We're not making any promises.

01:16:03.000 But I did make the promise on air.

01:16:04.000 I said Florida and Ohio are going Trump.

01:16:07.000 I would say that it was a pretty decisive victory in Ohio.

01:16:09.000 President Trump won by 8.2%.

01:16:10.000 Not significant.

01:16:13.000 Again, we have Morris.

01:16:14.000 We're just going the number one through the top rankings according to FiveThirty.

01:16:18.000 Trust Nate.

01:16:20.000 But break up his Thanksgiving gathering.

01:16:21.000 His last name's Silver.

01:16:22.000 We don't need to tell you that there are probably quite a few other Silvers in that household that need to be broken up. 1.00

01:16:27.000 Call Cuomo!

01:16:29.000 A lot of curly sideburns.

01:16:30.000 So, Morris had Biden at plus four.

01:16:34.000 Wrong by 12%.

01:16:36.000 Emerson, wrong by 9%.

01:16:38.000 New York Times, off by 9%.

01:16:41.000 And again, the further back you get from the election, meaning if you get right up to election day, the gaps all of a sudden closed.

01:16:47.000 But if you were taking the polls from six days before, Two weeks before, they were off by 12, 13, depending on these 14%.

01:16:55.000 Which, by the way, was the exact same trend with Hillary Clinton. 0.99

01:16:57.000 People said, well anything that was up in the air with this election, this is always what happens.

01:17:00.000 And there have been studies that have been conducted, it's not necessarily been conclusive, that polls are used to manipulate public opinion.

01:17:06.000 That they can actually affect people going out and voting if they think there's no chance in winning, or if they think that they're that far ahead.

01:17:12.000 On election day, we have the final number, yeah, election day, the top ranked pollsters, according to FiveThirtyEightTrustmate, Undercounted Trump voters in Ohio by 8 to 12 percent.

01:17:23.000 Three weeks before election day, it was 10 to 15 percent.

01:17:25.000 Jeez.

01:17:27.000 Hey, let me ask you this.

01:17:28.000 What if I were to say, hey, that mask, it's only 88 percent effective.

01:17:35.000 By the way, it's less.

01:17:36.000 But my point is, you probably wouldn't feel as secure.

01:17:40.000 It's fine with the polls.

01:17:41.000 Who cares?

01:17:41.000 It's just the future of the free world at stake.

01:17:44.000 And by the way, this is something funny, really funny.

01:17:45.000 The New York Times had it off by 11 or 10 percent in Ohio on three separate occasions.

01:17:52.000 They did polls!

01:17:53.000 They're like, we've corrected for the secret Trump voter.

01:17:56.000 Oh, you did?

01:17:57.000 So you polled three times, New York Times, America's most respected publication.

01:18:02.000 And you had Biden winning by, how close were you?

01:18:04.000 We were about 13 points off.

01:18:06.000 Oh, how much did Trump win by?

01:18:08.000 Oh, over 8%.

01:18:09.000 And you're still employed?

01:18:10.000 We don't expect it to last very long.

01:18:12.000 Well, and how do you account for a secret voter?

01:18:15.000 Yeah, right.

01:18:16.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:18:16.000 Well, they just said it didn't exist.

01:18:17.000 Super secret.

01:18:18.000 I guess their goal was to be accurate.

01:18:20.000 These polls are as bad as those, like, pre-season college football.

01:18:23.000 Oh, wait, wait, sorry.

01:18:23.000 One time I had that mixed up.

01:18:24.000 That was Wisconsin.

01:18:25.000 Sorry, that was Wisconsin.

01:18:26.000 Wisconsin, Biden won by .6.

01:18:28.000 New York Times polled in Wisconsin, three separate occasions, and they were off by 10 to 11 percent.

01:18:32.000 Sorry to keep you with your point.

01:18:33.000 I was just saying Notre Dame's overrated.

01:18:35.000 That's not true.

01:18:37.000 Historically, you guys fall more on average from preseason rankings than any other team.

01:18:42.000 Speaking of Wisconsin, they're A-plus ranked by Nate Silver.

01:18:43.000 This is the one that's best.

01:18:44.000 They're ranked number, uh, they're A plus ranked by Nate Silver.

01:18:47.000 Trust Nate.

01:18:48.000 They under counted Trump voters in Wisconsin by.

01:18:52.000 So remember this!

01:18:53.000 This is when you had people saying, it's over, no one has ever come back from a 17-point lead.

01:18:58.000 You saw everyone in the media saying that.

01:18:59.000 No one's ever come back, it's over.

01:19:01.000 And you had some people who actually didn't show up to vote because, well, it's a 17-point lead.

01:19:05.000 It was 0.5 in Wisconsin.

01:19:08.000 20,000 votes!

01:19:09.000 But you mean to tell me that that won't affect public behavior if people believe that their guy is down by 17 points according to the most respected, a plus, plus, plus ranked pollster according to professional snake oil salesman and chief Nate Silver?

01:19:27.000 Right, and then I think they even went out of their way to kind of lambast these other polls.

01:19:30.000 What, Trafalgar?

01:19:31.000 I don't know how you pronounce it, right?

01:19:32.000 Whichever one that was, they were saying, oh, these guys don't know what they're talking about.

01:19:35.000 You can't trust these guys.

01:19:37.000 And I'm like, they actually got it pretty right.

01:19:39.000 And they go, oh, Trafalgar was wrong about the states that they called for Trump.

01:19:42.000 And a very close margin, by the way.

01:19:44.000 1.5% in states like Pennsylvania and Michigan were there.

01:19:47.000 We know there was no rampant fraud.

01:19:49.000 At least we assume no one was watching.

01:19:51.000 But, for some reason, they're not held accountable when they had Donald Trump losing Ohio by 12!

01:19:58.000 You got those states wrong, and it wasn't within the margin of error!

01:19:58.000 And Florida!

01:20:01.000 It wasn't even close!

01:20:03.000 Alright.

01:20:04.000 Something else, too.

01:20:04.000 The House, by the way.

01:20:05.000 This is a big one.

01:20:06.000 The final 538 projection had Democrats gaining seats.

01:20:09.000 This was something that was widely accepted.

01:20:10.000 Everyone believed that they were going to be gaining seats.

01:20:12.000 Even on the night of election, Fox News... Fox News. 1.00

01:20:17.000 The most trusted name in shit! 1.00

01:20:20.000 Fox News is polling. 1.00

01:20:21.000 It was so bad they still projected.

01:20:23.000 We were there on election night.

01:20:24.000 Democrats expanding their House majority by at least five seats.

01:20:28.000 This is election night.

01:20:30.000 The Fox News Decision Desk can now project that Democrats will retain control of the House of Representatives and expand their majority by at least five seats.

01:20:39.000 I hope we can run that stinger in Rewind.

01:20:43.000 We screwed up!

01:20:45.000 Because this surprised me.

01:20:46.000 Republicans picked up nine seats and are actually leading in several of the undecided races still.

01:20:52.000 Here's another one specific example, then we have to go in Maine.

01:20:55.000 This is one that a lot of people now don't remember because the media doesn't talk about it, because there's no accountability.

01:20:59.000 They basically acted like, remember Republican Susan Collins, like, oh, it was just a death sentence.

01:21:03.000 She has no chance.

01:21:04.000 Not at all.

01:21:04.000 Matter of fact, Susan Collins is a perfect example.

01:21:07.000 There was not a single poll Not one that had Susan Collins winning.

01:21:13.000 Some of them had the Democrat Sara Gideon up by as much as 12 points. 0.99

01:21:19.000 12 points.

01:21:20.000 Susan Collins won by 9.

01:21:22.000 She won by 9 points?

01:21:23.000 I don't remember a poll showing Collins winning by 9 points.

01:21:26.000 9 points.

01:21:27.000 That's a swing of 21!

01:21:34.000 I think the fraud went backwards on that one.

01:21:36.000 I think they tried to rig it the other way and they got it all wrong.

01:21:38.000 I hit the D! 0.92

01:21:40.000 I was supposed to hit the R! 0.95

01:21:44.000 I always make it simple!

01:21:45.000 Hitting the D instead of the R is not a mundane detail, Michael!

01:21:48.000 Put a decimal point in the wrong place.

01:21:50.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:21:50.000 Son of a bitch. 1.00

01:21:51.000 Someone in Germany's server room is going to be pissed. 1.00

01:21:55.000 If you were to hold yourselves accountable, media and big tech, you would sit yourselves down and you would flog yourself with that guy who was the actor in Wimbledon and Da Vinci Code wearing a burlap sack. 0.54

01:22:09.000 You deserve to be punished.

01:22:10.000 You performed bad, your polls were bad, and you should feel bad. 0.68

01:22:15.000 And I don't feel bad.

01:22:16.000 about taking some exclusive talk right now behind Mug Club Exclusive because we can't talk about Sidney Powell or some of the election stuff right now because it may be fact-checked or it may be banned.

01:22:25.000 So YouTube, you can go piss off.

Louder with Crowder - November 24, 2020

CALLING ALL PATRIOTS TO DISOBEY!! | Good Morning #MugClub

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