00:04:00.000By the way, you probably don't even have any actual illicit substances because you spent it all on the merchandise with the t shirt and the hat and the belt buckle.
00:04:16.000These are the words that we should be hearing as the United States of America.
00:04:19.000We're talking to you, Canada, aligning with China.
00:04:24.000We're talking to you, crappy, singular, loan, I get it, IDF soldier, but also military leadership, where you should put everyone on notice.
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00:08:52.000We're supposed to actually talk about the things we have ready for the show Friday, Saturday, April 24th, 25th at Comedy Avenue in Lawton, Oklahoma, not underscore Firestone.
00:09:36.000She definitely seems to be pursuing this in good faith and coming to some new realizations, and I'll always make time for someone like that, even if they disagree.
00:09:42.000I told her that I usually don't like lesbians.
00:13:04.000That means that Hungary is now this bastion of left wing liberalism, when of course the top three parties are right wing, slightly more right wing, and really, really right wing.
00:13:13.000Well, here's the good news the new PM vowed to double down on Orban's immigration policy and probably go a little further.
00:13:52.000And he does it looking like an ad for pomade.
00:17:37.000So then Saturday, Mehdi Hassan wrote this on X.
00:17:41.000He wrote We live in a country where the two most dynamic, charismatic, eloquent politicians of this century have the first names Barack and Zoran.
00:17:51.000This is what bothers the white supremacists so much.
00:17:55.000We're going to walk through this quite a bit, and not just because I don't like him or either of those people, but first fact check not true.
00:18:02.000He's obviously forgetting about the president who was so charismatic and eloquent that he garnered the most votes in American history with just one word.
00:18:10.000America is a nation that can be defined in a single word.
00:19:58.000Maybe because of situations like this.
00:19:59.000Remember when Trayvon Martin was shot?
00:20:03.000That criminal, they always ran his headshot from when he was, you know, like 12 years old and they didn't want you to know what he'd been up to lately.
00:21:03.000Who was given an easy beat and asked to actually help serve the black community so that he could build up trust between them and the local police?
00:21:12.000So, when people say, oh, Chauvin was a dick, by the way, I don't care.
00:21:23.000Barack Obama, most eloquent, most articulate president we've had.
00:21:27.000You guys remember his 2009 apology tour?
00:21:30.000He apologized to Europe for American arrogance, which to me was just always so silly, considering I would argue it's arrogant for Europe to rely on us to defend them when they don't honor their contract.
00:22:00.000Of course, Barack Obama, most eloquent, effective, charismatic president, he was the one who, you know, Obamacare, the Affordable Care Act, that's what he, that's his major accomplishment.
00:22:10.000And the chief architect, John Gruber, said that the bill passed because of, quote, the stupidity of the American voter.
00:22:16.000And then in 2013, the PolitiFact lie of the year was the if you like your health care plan, you can keep it.
00:22:22.000And remember, of course, everyone said it was racist for Joe Wilson to speak out and say you lie at that exact sentiment and phrase when Barack Obama was saying it.
00:22:36.000It was leaked that the administration was sending talking points directly to reporters and journalists who, of course, wanted to be in the cool kids' club, and they were doing it.
00:22:44.000Of course, we know the media was left.
00:22:46.000No one took advantage of it so blatantly as Barack Obama.
00:22:50.000Also, going back to the Affordable Care Act 2013 to 2019, health care premiums went up about 130%.
00:22:59.000Not to mention, he murdered his own chef.
00:24:08.000He hired Al Qaeda lawyer Ramsey Kasem, the city's chief attorney, who Previously defended known terrorist Ahmed Al Darbi, pro Hamas activist Mahmoud Khalil.
00:24:19.000He refused to condemn the Gracie Mansion bombing as an Islamic attack.
00:24:22.000And then he, of course, hosted that Ramadan dinner at City Hall.
00:24:25.000And for some reason, he refuses to eat with a fork.
00:24:29.000He's also a communist and a racist, right?
00:25:29.000His current director of the Office to Protect Tenants.
00:25:32.000And he said private property, including and kind of especially home ownership, is a weapon of white supremacy masquerading as wealth building public policy.
00:25:42.000So when young people say, Donald Trump, this administration hasn't done enough, we don't think we're going to be able to own a house.
00:25:52.000He thinks the people who saved nothing, who actually have contributed nothing in taxes, in many cases don't work at all, who've taken advantage of Section 8, should simply get your house.
00:27:07.000Yeah, I did notice that, but I saw their shortstop, Francisco Lindor, on a Barstool podcast where they were talking about it and they said, Do you ever play better?
00:27:14.000Because she's out there and you see her and it inspires you.
00:27:16.000And he was like, Nah, you'd be surprised who's under that suit.
00:27:21.000And I'm thinking it might be a Steven Crowder esque bottom.
00:28:05.000And I'm not talking about the birth certificate.
00:28:07.000They hate everything that the United States is.
00:28:09.000For more proof, look at how they praise Canada, the anti American nations of Europe, and tell us to be more like them.
00:28:18.000They don't like the United States of America.
00:28:20.000The United States of America is based on rugged individualism.
00:28:23.000Now, that being said, they also don't like the idea that rugged individualism can only work if the building block of our society is the family, which they also hate.
00:28:30.000That's a byproduct of white supremacy.
00:28:32.000Home ownership, property rights, these are fundamental to the United States.
00:28:36.000Uniquely in comparison to many other nations, they hate that as well.
00:29:22.000Obviously, I know liberal, leftist, Muslimist Mehdi Hassan is going to say that those people are the best of America because he doesn't want America to exist.
00:29:40.000But if he had not become president, that means that Michelle Obama would have continued living the rest of her life never proud of the United States ever.
00:30:12.000They vote solely for short term gain, electing officials, representatives, who also have always, by their own admission, hated the United States of America.
00:30:24.000How is that a representative republic of the people of the United States of America?
00:30:30.000These are very simple questions, but we've gotten so far off the beam.
00:30:34.000Like, yeah, sure, that person who's done nothing but take social safety benefits, welfare, okay, Section A, EBT, yeah, that person.
00:30:42.000Votes for someone who says they've never liked America, that works.
00:30:46.000That's the freedom we have in America.
00:30:48.000It's what makes us great, people will say.
00:30:54.000And no nation would have allowed it whatsoever before the new age of tolerance.
00:31:01.000It's just like when the left says, oh, the United States, I love freedom of speech.
00:31:04.000Well, not, of course, to question elections, and not, of course, to maybe question experimental medication, and not, of course, to question radical new transitional therapy for children.
00:31:13.000I support freedom of speech, you know.
00:31:15.000What involves burning andor shitting on the flag?
00:31:18.000Because that's what makes our country great.
00:31:22.000That may be the America that you never wanted, but we can at least help you with the finances you've always wanted.
00:34:51.000This weekend, he declared, and it's not just his declaration, but it's what it actually means.
00:34:56.000When he says that the United States, Canada's reliance on the United States, is their greatest weakness, what he's really doing is saying, hey, we really, really want to try and align ourselves with communist China.
00:35:06.000And here's the good thing about Carney the one saving grace with Carney is that he's a real life Ron Burgundy.
00:35:15.000He says the quiet part out loud, and so that's valuable to us.
00:35:19.000If you want to know what the left believes, Look at people like Kearney.
00:35:24.000He just has a complete lack of self awareness.
00:35:26.000Here he is saying that Canada's relationship with the United States is now its core weakness.
00:37:01.000In invoking historical Canadian heroes and the war, we're using this term loosely of 1812, but see if you can spot why it's hilarious and very Canadian.
00:37:13.000When I get into the office, I always look at this statue on my desk.
00:37:49.000People like General de Salaberry, citizens like the Voltageurs who defended Chateau Guy, and indigenous heroes such as Chief Tecumseh, who united indigenous nations across the Great Lakes to resist U.S. expansion and protect their lands.
00:38:03.000They battled together against a common foe.
00:38:05.000And by doing so, they made Our life today, possible.
00:38:10.000He can't even point low enough to actually direct.
00:38:12.000He's like, they, by the way, fact check, it was a message.
00:38:53.000I can't remember if it was the actual year 1812, but again, they weren't even a country just because you don't expect your friends to burn down your crap.
00:40:31.000How do you make sense of, wait a second, Canada hates the United States, right?
00:40:37.000They put us on blast for immigration policy and having borders, and they don't want to help enforce their side of the border because they think it's wrong, and they're very proud of their Islamic immigrants and they welcome more, but they actually prefer China to the United States, who jail and torture their Islamic population and, of course, infringe on.
00:41:16.000They cannot have a consistent intellectual or moral through line if they believe that they would be better off under China, who, of course, have no tolerance for other cultures, religions.
00:41:28.000Whatsoever, including Christians, but we're using Islam as an example right now.
00:41:31.000One third of Canadians now see the United States as a direct threat.
00:41:36.000And here's the thing I would like to make those fears a reality.
00:42:25.000The people who are claiming victimhood at the hands of the United States, yes.
00:42:30.000They have been skipping out on the bill for decades.
00:42:34.000I was born at the end of 1989 in December, so that means my entire life, they've never contributed their share.
00:42:41.000They've never contributed their share while they increase their social spending, which, by the way, eventually collapses and they have to allow for privatized hospitals, et cetera.
00:43:04.000The reason why is first off, it sucks.
00:43:07.000It's anti American, but they can only do that and spend that money because they don't defend themselves while accusing us of being warmongers.
00:43:16.000Their total defense spending since 1949 $1.16 trillion.
00:43:38.000And since they haven't met their spending and they have quite a good amount of back pay, they should be occupied by the United States until they generate said revenue.
00:43:47.000Here's the other thing when they talk about aligning with China, it's quite stupid.
00:43:52.000This is a person who doesn't have any fundamental understanding of economics.
00:43:56.000There aren't a great deal of Fortune 500 business owners coming from there, 75% of Canadian exports go to the United States.
00:44:04.00085% of all individual exporters in Canadian business export to the United States.
00:44:10.00085% meaning if you are a business in Canada, there's an 85% chance that a central revenue source is the United States.
00:44:17.000And until President Trump stepped in, which was of course labeled as bullying, as bombastic, as losing respect in the international community, until he stepped in and said, you need to actually pay what you are contracted to.
00:44:31.000Canada had been, let's call it what it is, financially raping the United States for decades.
00:45:24.000I don't want it to be bad for the United States and a giant, unsecured country completely incapable of its own defense, along with its refusal to do so being occupied by China.
00:45:36.000Is in fact a national security threat.
00:45:38.000And it's made worse by the fact that Prime Minister Carney hailed the partnership with China as essential to the new world order and said, again, the quiet part out loud, like nobody even realized, even if you believe this, you don't say it this way, Dr. Canadian Evil.
00:46:00.000The world has changed much since that last visit.
00:46:42.000We said that all the conservatives were crazy, that they thought there was some cabal establishing a new world order, and now you just said it.
00:47:46.000Because China is a place where you go if you want slave labor to create cheap stuff that can be exported.
00:47:53.000It's not really an import economy because most of their people live in abject poverty, despite what TikTok influencers want you to believe.
00:48:00.000Here's actually Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick discussing this precisely.
00:49:12.000It just looks like a mid earthworm gym level.
00:49:18.000Kearney doesn't even believe his own words, like many Marxists.
00:49:21.000I mean, if you look at Marx himself and his certain individual tastes and proclivities, he didn't believe what he wanted other people to do.
00:51:18.000The AOCs of the world, the Mom Donis of the world, and their voters, if they had their way, the results would be Canada, would be Europe, which are invariably worse than the United States.
00:51:28.000And I would say that's by design because then they want universal income, which now, of course, Elon Musk is proposing, to be clear.
00:51:40.000If you look at their unemployment, their youth unemployment being worse than us, if you look at their productivity, their GDP per capita being worse than us, if you look at their freedom index being worse than us, if you look at their health outcomes being worse than us, Even using that contrast, Carney, still fan of the New World Order, wants to blame us.
00:52:23.000Now, allow me to present to you my conclusion here.
00:52:27.000And I know this is very unpopular with the strain of libertarianism that you see in the MAGA right who believe that no wars are justified.
00:52:35.000I'm not a war hawk, but if you want to label me a war hawk because my policy is whenever you have the opportunity to take some commies out and you also yield a profit, I'm pro that.
00:52:47.000I think that, I think that means you're a war hawk.
00:53:34.000I am, if they present a threat to the national security or economic security of the United States, and it's a freebie, I'm still that old school conservative in that I'm pro killing commies.
00:56:12.000Yeah, it's kind of like, look, when people keep wanting to blame the United States, or we'll get to Israel in a second, it's like, hey, I don't think we should be sending money anywhere there in the Middle East.
00:56:21.000I think that the people out there who are really, really angry with Israel, I think they would hate that even more because you know what that means?
00:56:27.000Hey, Israel will do what it wants until you can stop them.
00:56:30.000As long as we have nothing to do with it, let their games begin.
00:56:34.000I think that ends much more brutally than people realize.
00:56:44.000Let's just sever all those ties and just be allies where it makes sense.
00:56:48.000Also, by the way, well, we're talking about finances Canada, they're in dire straits, but you.
00:56:52.000Can actually go to wallet.rumble.com and support your favorite creators and decouple from banks, gain true financial freedom, no middlemen.
00:58:15.000A lot of that is based on misinformation.
00:58:17.000Quite a bit of it is based on Israel's own actions and their refusal to take responsibility for or accept accountability for those actions.
00:58:26.000So, when your greatest benefactor is a Christian nation, when the only reason that you really exist is because of a distinctly Christian nation, right?
00:58:35.000If you're the little Satan, Israel, and we're the big Satan, defer to the big Satan.
00:58:40.000At least make sure that the big Satan still has an interest in you being little Satan, or at least you're not so annoying.
00:58:46.000I'm using the analogies, of course, of the Islamic.
00:58:48.000I don't think that any of us are Satan.
00:58:50.000I think the people saying it are Satan.
00:58:51.000But let's just go with the Satan analogy because it's fun.
00:59:43.000The fact that this was even able to happen tells you that there are too many arrogant pricks in the IDF in Israel who, like Canada, take the United States for granted.
00:59:50.000That's why it rubbed me the wrong way.
00:59:52.000And then there was a response from Israel.
00:59:54.000I think this was from Netanyahu directly.
00:59:56.000He said, I was stunned and saddened to learn that an IDF soldier damaged a Catholic religious icon in southern Lebanon.
01:00:01.000I condemn the act in the strongest terms.
01:00:05.000It would also be good if he just said a statue of Jesus.
01:00:51.000He said, Whether people like Israel or not, they have proven to be a great ally of the United States of America.
01:00:56.000They are courageous, bold, loyal, and smart.
01:00:59.000And unlike others that have shown their true colors in a moment of conflict and stress, Israel fights hard and knows how to win President Donald J. Trump.
01:01:07.000Here's the thing that Israel should take into consideration.
01:01:10.000When Donald Trump goes, the likelihood of you having a president.
01:01:15.000Who is going to be in your corner to this degree is 0%.
01:01:38.000If you look at just the number of Jews in Israel and then in the world, they make up 0.2% of the world's population.
01:01:44.000There are about 7.5 million in Israel.
01:01:46.000I think they have a total population of around 9 million.
01:01:49.00015 million globally, and they are surrounded by hundreds of millions of Muslims who would like to destroy them and haven't because, yes, they are effective at fighting, but also in the modern world because of their alliance with the United States.
01:02:02.000That needs to be treated with great care, Israel.
01:02:05.000These kinds of things can't happen, and your statements condemning them need to be quite a bit more forceful and combined with simultaneous gratitude.
01:02:59.000And then if you look at the UN, the international community, which may as well just be called the, hey, whatever Israel does, we'll condemn them for it.
01:03:07.000We want to do the opposite organization.
01:03:09.000Half of our vetoes, the United States vetoes, the UN, were used to protect Israel.
01:04:11.000You can prove you're not or confirm you are.
01:04:13.000I'll say something here that will offend undoubtedly some conservative Jews watching, but not the sensible ones.
01:04:20.000For those who believe, and of course I do as well, I try and argue the pragmatic, whatever pragmatic approach to the issue that we're dealing with, because I know that not all of us share the same foundational.
01:04:34.000But those who believe that there is, for example, a supernatural blessing on the people of Israel, or they believe that certain people are chosen and set aside, or they believe that certain nations that worship God, certain nations that honor God will be preferred.
01:04:50.000Anyone who believes that, do you ever sit and look?
01:04:53.000Because I know a lot of Israelis believe that, and I know a lot of people there in the government believe that.
01:04:56.000Do you ever sit and look and go, well, wait a second, if we actually subscribe to that, maybe we should ask why the United States is what it is?
01:05:05.000Maybe the God that they originally were founded to honor and serve, maybe they have something right.
01:05:12.000If we're going to do the spiritual argument, it seems like the United States has a lot of favor.
01:05:19.000Maybe we should ingratiate ourselves to that.
01:05:55.000So we probably were going to do something like that anyway.
01:05:59.000It doesn't mean that some thank you cards are out of order.
01:06:03.000Israel is screwed without the United States.
01:06:07.000And there can no longer be this pattern of unacceptable behavior.
01:06:10.000What I want is for whichever administration is in charge, and certainly this one, to make it really, really clear that we are leading the dance.
01:06:20.000If you don't do that, it gives quite a bit of stock to the critics saying it looks like Israel is leading us by the nose.