Louder with Crowder - April 03, 2020


CHLOROQUINE LADY BOMBSHELL! What the Media IGNORED | #3 Good Morning MugClub


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 30 minutes

Words per Minute

198.57222

Word Count

17,941

Sentence Count

1,514

Misogynist Sentences

36

Hate Speech Sentences

47


Summary

This week on The Blaze, we have an exclusive story that involves one of the most lascivious, outrageous media cover-ups I can think of in relation to the coronavirus. The virus is not a hoax, the virus is real, and Gerald Morgan is here to explain why.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 What do you think?
00:00:02.000 I think it's a great idea.
00:00:08.000 Find thoughts of love and affection.
00:01:02.000 Y'know we'll see you next time.
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00:01:27.000 I hope everything turns out okay.
00:01:43.000 We empty out all the money in the cash register And Mr. Duncan Jen
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00:02:06.000 Mr. Duncan Jen Take the prank
00:02:08.000 Duncan Jen I broke your wind
00:02:10.000 Duncan Jen And Mr. Duncan Jen
00:02:12.000 I have one Duncan Jen
00:02:14.000 Take the prank Duncan Jen
00:02:16.000 I found out Duncan Jen
00:02:18.000 Hold it right there You did give him one
00:02:20.000 Mr. Duncan Jen My own money is bothering me
00:02:22.000 I have one Where was he?
00:02:24.000 Kitten Goucher
00:02:26.000 A TV Where do I buy the tissues?
00:02:28.000 You did give him one Mr. Duncan Jen
00:02:30.000 My own money is bothering me I have one
00:02:32.000 Where was he?
00:02:33.000 Kitten Goucher
00:02:35.000 A TV Turtle dove
00:02:37.000 Yeah Mr. Duncan Jen
00:02:39.000 Duncan Jen Duncan Jen
00:02:41.000 Mr. Duncan Jen My own money is bothering me
00:02:43.000 I have one Where was he?
00:02:45.000 Kitten Goucher
00:02:47.000 A TV Where do I buy the tissues?
00:02:49.000 Yeah Mr. Duncan Jen
00:02:51.000 My own money is bothering me I have one
00:02:53.000 Where was he?
00:02:54.000 Kitten Goucher
00:02:56.000 A TV Where do I buy the tissues?
00:02:58.000 That was very nice We emptied out all the money in the cash register
00:03:14.000 Mr. Dump and Don't She the Pet Dump and Don't She the Pet
00:03:18.000 Mr. Dump and Don't She the Pet Mr. Dump and Don't She the Pet
00:06:30.000 Mr. Dump and Don't She the Pet Oh
00:06:35.000 Oh Sorry, I'm just breathing out
00:06:48.000 I'll tell you the story.
00:06:49.000 I almost pooped my pants this morning.
00:06:52.000 Oh, wow.
00:06:53.000 This is kind of a right.
00:06:54.000 We have Dinesh D'Souza before I get into it.
00:06:56.000 We have Dinesh D'Souza on the show.
00:06:56.000 Nice.
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00:07:17.000 I'm hearing the buzzing.
00:07:18.000 Is the fan on?
00:07:20.000 It's just the fan, yeah.
00:07:21.000 Turn the AC up.
00:07:22.000 Oh, OK.
00:07:23.000 Yeah, also the AC wasn't working.
00:07:24.000 We have Dinesh D'Souza on the show, by the way.
00:07:26.000 Yeah, boom!
00:07:27.000 And we have an exclusive today.
00:07:29.000 An exclusive story that involves, I think, possibly one of the most lascivious, outrageous media cover-ups I can think of in relation to the coronavirus.
00:07:40.000 Not the virus!
00:07:41.000 The virus is not a hoax.
00:07:42.000 The virus is real, OK?
00:07:43.000 Not selling any kind of colloidal minerals.
00:07:46.000 But!
00:07:48.000 I cover up with some stories as they relate to the virus.
00:07:51.000 Gerald Morgan is here this morning.
00:07:52.000 Yes.
00:07:53.000 And Garrett is here this morning.
00:07:56.000 How are you?
00:07:57.000 You were looking back like you were panicking.
00:07:58.000 Did something happen there?
00:08:00.000 Oh, his microphone's on.
00:08:00.000 I panic all the time.
00:08:02.000 Are we good?
00:08:02.000 It's my job.
00:08:03.000 I did that wrong.
00:08:03.000 Yeah, no.
00:08:04.000 It's okay.
00:08:04.000 I'm just generally panicked about life.
00:08:06.000 Yes, it's true.
00:08:07.000 I'm just a panicked person.
00:08:08.000 Okay.
00:08:08.000 This is him normally in the morning.
00:08:09.000 You're like that bug in A Bug's Life, but it was the grasshopper, and it was the voice of the guy from Spin City and Cousin Andy.
00:08:15.000 Incurb your enthusiasm.
00:08:15.000 Yeah.
00:08:17.000 Yes, I am like that bug.
00:08:19.000 You are that bug.
00:08:20.000 And I'm hearing that buzz right now in the studio, which as long as everyone listening is fine.
00:08:24.000 By the way, we'll be taking your chat, too.
00:08:25.000 So live chat, only available on the Blaze.
00:08:27.000 That's the one thing that's still exclusive to the Blaze.
00:08:29.000 Before we get to our exclusive story... Okay, spoiler alert.
00:08:33.000 It's the fish tank cleaner drinking lady!
00:08:36.000 Everything you've heard is a lie.
00:08:38.000 More importantly, the media knows it's a lie.
00:08:42.000 There's some info that you know, some info that you don't.
00:08:43.000 We're going to get to all of that.
00:08:45.000 But first, I believe we have our traffic correspondent.
00:08:48.000 And it's time for the Traffic Report with Thomas Finnegan.
00:09:01.000 Mr. Finnegan, can you let us know what is going on today as far as people with their
00:09:06.000 morning commute?
00:09:08.000 Good morning, Steven.
00:09:09.000 Your commute is all clear from all directions.
00:09:11.000 That's nice.
00:09:14.000 What?
00:09:15.000 I just tripped on that last sock that was piled up for Monday.
00:09:19.000 Oh god, there's a sock pile up.
00:09:21.000 Is there anything else that we need to know about there, Finnegan?
00:09:25.000 That, that, ouch.
00:09:27.000 That's why you got to wear your mask.
00:09:28.000 This has been the Traffic Report with Thomas Finnegan.
00:09:29.000 Thank you very much.
00:09:30.000 And by the way, you can go to livewithcrowder.com.com to see the live shows, live streaming next
00:09:45.000 Tuesday, live streaming with Jon.
00:09:47.000 You're not usually an early riser there, G Morgan.
00:09:48.000 I am an early riser.
00:09:49.000 What are you talking about?
00:09:50.000 I normally get up early.
00:09:51.000 I just never wear PJs.
00:09:52.000 Oh really?
00:09:53.000 I just walk around naked.
00:09:54.000 Well, that's fine.
00:09:55.000 The reason I'm actually tossing to you is because I need to carry this for 30 seconds
00:09:57.000 while I drink this brand X Antacna.
00:09:59.000 Fantastic.
00:10:00.000 Brand X, because they aren't sponsors of the show.
00:10:03.000 Just tape it up and go from there.
00:10:04.000 That seems like a needlessly long intro.
00:10:06.000 Pardon my language, I might shit myself.
00:10:07.000 I might shit myself right now on this program.
00:10:10.000 That would make for good TV.
00:10:11.000 It would make for great TV.
00:10:12.000 It is the morning.
00:10:13.000 I'm fine, but it's one of those things where after, you know, there's a gut inflammation where when you walk, it's like, oh god.
00:10:21.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:10:22.000 Be careful just sitting up right now.
00:10:23.000 You could do it, and we wouldn't know for a little bit.
00:10:26.000 Like, it would smell eventually, but... I mean, we'd have to wait for the chair down.
00:10:30.000 There's a very distinct combination with human waste and cotton.
00:10:34.000 And I've told that story because of my brother.
00:10:36.000 And cotton.
00:10:37.000 No, it's a different aroma.
00:10:38.000 Cotton is the x-factor.
00:10:39.000 No, it is.
00:10:40.000 I swear to you, it is.
00:10:41.000 I don't know the biochemical reaction that happens.
00:10:43.000 Hey, maybe we can see Sanjay Gupta's.
00:10:44.000 Maybe he knows.
00:10:45.000 He's a doctor, right?
00:10:46.000 Yeah, I don't think he's talking about that.
00:10:47.000 It's not so much to protect you from getting the virus.
00:10:50.000 It's to protect other people.
00:10:52.000 Oh, that's right.
00:10:52.000 They're talking about masks.
00:10:54.000 We'll talk about that later on as well.
00:10:56.000 We've been championing this for a long time.
00:10:58.000 Origin Maine, actually, Jaco Willinks works with them.
00:11:02.000 They do jiu-jitsu gis and jeans.
00:11:04.000 They are selling masks right now, which we use here in the studio if we're in close proximity, like if we have to be doing a sketch or something.
00:11:10.000 They said, you don't need masks, but our health care workers need masks.
00:11:13.000 And now they're saying, eh, probably a good idea to wear masks.
00:11:15.000 So we are going, oh, there's Brendan.
00:11:17.000 Is that him live right now?
00:11:18.000 That's him live right now.
00:11:19.000 Hey, Brendan!
00:11:20.000 Even Brendan, I appreciate you wearing the mask, buddy.
00:11:23.000 Good.
00:11:25.000 Looks like he's hard at work.
00:11:26.000 I didn't know we had that live camera.
00:11:29.000 We don't usually do this in the Morning Story, and I want to hear your thoughts, your questions, because there's going to be a follow-up to this.
00:11:35.000 This is a scoop.
00:11:36.000 This is an exclusive.
00:11:37.000 So everyone there, get ready to clip this, because everyone's going to run this like it's hot and act as though it was their idea, because it's a shame that a late-night comedy show, slash for the month of April, morning drive show, is doing the work that the media is not doing.
00:11:50.000 Shameful.
00:11:51.000 Does everyone out there, you remember the fish tank cleaner lady?
00:11:54.000 Chloroquine, of course.
00:11:55.000 Chloroquine, the lady who drank the... Hold on a second, my headphones are a little high.
00:11:57.000 That might be why I'm hearing the buzzing.
00:11:58.000 Okay, perfect.
00:12:00.000 Everyone there, you remember the fish tank cleaner lady?
00:12:01.000 She drank koi... koi pond.
00:12:03.000 She drank... Everyone remembers the fish tank... Clip it.
00:12:07.000 Clip it now.
00:12:08.000 Crowder Bits, by the way.
00:12:09.000 Youtube.com slash Crowder Bits.
00:12:11.000 Crowder Bits.
00:12:12.000 Everyone remembers the lady who drank fish tank cleaner, right?
00:12:14.000 Oh yeah, sis.
00:12:15.000 Koi pond cleaner.
00:12:16.000 I didn't say koi.
00:12:18.000 Koi pond cleaner.
00:12:20.000 You remember the story that we heard?
00:12:23.000 The story that we all heard and was covered in most major news outlets, both on television and publications, was that she heard a press briefing from Donald Trump touting the benefits of chloroquine, which is medication that can be prescribed by a doctor.
00:12:37.000 Therefore, because she trusted everything Donald Trump said, she and her husband, they both drank it, and he died, unfortunately, a tragedy.
00:12:45.000 She didn't.
00:12:46.000 And then she had some words on mainstream media for everyone else.
00:12:50.000 This was the story.
00:12:51.000 This is how it was covered.
00:12:53.000 Let's go to the clip.
00:12:54.000 Did you see the president's press conference?
00:12:56.000 Where did you hear about?
00:12:57.000 Yeah, we saw his press conference.
00:13:00.000 And then what?
00:13:00.000 It was on a lot, actually.
00:13:02.000 It was on a lot, actually.
00:13:04.000 I had it in my house because I used to have koi fish.
00:13:14.000 What would be your message to the American public?
00:13:16.000 Oh my god, don't take anything.
00:13:22.000 Don't leave anything.
00:13:27.000 Okay, so here's the thing and I want, let me make some of this is absolutely 100% true that we have, and then I will offer my opinion.
00:13:34.000 Okay.
00:13:35.000 The truth is we know that it's a sham that she hates president Donald Trump.
00:13:38.000 Right?
00:13:39.000 So at the very least, this was a fake story on that front.
00:13:41.000 So you probably already know, and I am going to be looking down to make sure that I get this correctly.
00:13:45.000 She was obviously a prolific Democrat donor.
00:13:46.000 She donated to Hillary Clinton in 2016.
00:13:49.000 We were able to confirm her identity and these reports.
00:13:52.000 Okay.
00:13:52.000 This has been released publicly.
00:13:53.000 Absolutely.
00:13:54.000 Something I haven't seen covered anywhere else, though I don't know that nowhere else has covered it.
00:13:57.000 She specifically donated to non-profits that were progressive sort of science non-profits.
00:14:03.000 Basically, if you read their mission statement, it was the agenda, the mission was to counteract the anti-science agenda, the anti-medicine agenda of the conservative right.
00:14:13.000 I thought it was to make Kloypon cleaner.
00:14:15.000 Like chloroquine.
00:14:17.000 So, you know that.
00:14:18.000 What you don't know, okay, and is exclusive here.
00:14:22.000 The same woman, I think we have an overlay here, on social media called President Trump a psycho prez.
00:14:28.000 She called him a psycho president and she has a history of violent behavior.
00:14:32.000 That sounds bad.
00:14:34.000 This idea is, you're picturing her, the media has presented her as a pro-Trump middle American.
00:14:38.000 She just trusted Trump and her and her husband were drinking fish tank cleaner, holding each other like the couple in Titanic.
00:14:43.000 The truth is, she wanted to divorce her husband.
00:14:46.000 So when she was discussing divorcing her husband in 2001, she attacked him, was arrested, was charged with domestic abuse assault, though eventually she was found not guilty.
00:14:54.000 She still talked about wanting to divorce him in 2012 and said, quote, I am furious all the time.
00:15:01.000 She reiterated it in a 2013 court case.
00:15:04.000 Now, some of this has been tweeted out.
00:15:06.000 Some of this information has been tweeted out, but we were able to confirm some of these other sources.
00:15:11.000 With two separate sources.
00:15:15.000 One of them being a lawsuit that people sort of covered, but they missed the assault case where she filed against a company, I believe it was John Deere Tractor, where she worked for before.
00:15:25.000 I don't know exactly why she sued them, but that's where the assault was mentioned.
00:15:29.000 Because her real name wasn't used in any of the stories.
00:15:32.000 There we go.
00:15:32.000 Okay.
00:15:33.000 And then the other one is we have some exclusive access to social media, and I had this corroborated with some folks in law enforcement.
00:15:38.000 I looked it up, so she filed for chapter... I know when she filed for bankruptcy, some information that's not necessarily relevant, but it did serve to confirm this case.
00:15:46.000 Now here's the deal.
00:15:47.000 We made sure to try and redact all the names.
00:15:50.000 I obviously don't want to dox anyone, so please, nobody out there, try and dox or figure anything out, but The media knows this woman's name.
00:15:59.000 Yeah.
00:16:00.000 So they went out and they didn't cover her name.
00:16:01.000 They just covered the story.
00:16:02.000 This lady, who was a President Trump supporter, drank fish tank cleaner because Donald Trump is praising an unverified, unproven, non-antibiotic, what is it?
00:16:15.000 I guess an antiviral?
00:16:16.000 Something.
00:16:16.000 It's antimalarious.
00:16:17.000 It would be antiviral, right?
00:16:17.000 Yeah.
00:16:18.000 He's been basically touting the benefits of this anti-coronavirus drug.
00:16:22.000 The story was, poor old lady and husband, who love each other and love Trump, die.
00:16:28.000 The media, meaning New York Times, ABC, NBC, by the way, I'm going to be calling every single one of them after this show, so I want you to send in numbers, heads of news, people who you think would be in charge of these stories or who ran these stories, because they knew this woman's name.
00:16:43.000 They claimed they were withholding it due to, you know, wanting to keep her anonymous.
00:16:46.000 In which case, they knew that she wanted to divorce her husband, they knew that she hated President Donald Trump, and they knew that at least part of this was a sham, and that is journalistic malpractice.
00:16:57.000 Or, ABC, NBC, CBS, all of these major news outlets, Washington Post, didn't know her name, in which case you did not verify or vet your anonymous source, which is journalistic malpractice.
00:17:10.000 And you did this to try and alter the face of an election, by the way, because that's been the central issue, that Donald Trump hasn't handled this properly, and this was a linchpin for a lot of it.
00:17:17.000 He's going out there making, here's Donald Trump, anti-science again, and you found a woman who gave to Hillary Clinton, and gave to conservatives, or anti-science, non-profits, and something else, okay?
00:17:27.000 So, all of this we know, beyond any shadow of a doubt, right now, was a sham to try and harm the President, and by proxy, all conservatives.
00:17:34.000 But!
00:17:35.000 But!
00:17:35.000 Do you know what else this means?
00:17:37.000 This is speculation.
00:17:38.000 This is speculation.
00:17:40.000 I think this bitch is the new Carole Baskin.
00:17:42.000 I think that this woman, think about it for a second, she was abusive toward her husband, a long history of it, she wanted to divorce him, she clearly hated Trump, and only her husband died?
00:17:54.000 I think he was having his evening Manhattan and didn't realize it was mixed with a little bit of koi food.
00:17:58.000 Well, I think what she did is she walked over and said, Hey, honey, I already took my dose.
00:18:02.000 It's time for yours.
00:18:02.000 Yes.
00:18:04.000 No.
00:18:04.000 And so there's like a suicide pact, right?
00:18:07.000 Only she actually did one of these and his wasn't off the side of the mouth and she didn't actually saw it.
00:18:13.000 So I, and the only reason that we're digging into something like this is that this story on its face made no sense whatsoever.
00:18:20.000 Right?
00:18:20.000 Well, no, that's Donald Trump was not pitching that people should be taking chloroquine, right?
00:18:24.000 So that was a fact.
00:18:25.000 He was just saying that that is something that might be beneficial.
00:18:28.000 These people could not possibly have come up with a crazier story like, yeah, we both drank fish tank cleaner because it had one ingredient in it, much less everything else in it, that we thought might help us.
00:18:37.000 None of these things really lined up.
00:18:38.000 That's why we're digging into it, because it just doesn't make sense for anybody to do this.
00:18:43.000 And I think, obviously, it's an absurd story, and it's really sad that her husband died.
00:18:46.000 But can you imagine if there was even a whiff of an idea that someone killed his wife in order to indict Barack Obama.
00:18:54.000 Let's say a man came out and said, you know, I really supported Barack Obama and I believed that he didn't have a brother who was in Kenya to live in a shanty.
00:19:04.000 I didn't believe that until that man showed up and poisoned my wife.
00:19:09.000 And now I think you shouldn't go for Barack Obama.
00:19:10.000 And then we find out that he poisoned his wife.
00:19:14.000 I'm not saying that's the case, but I do think there should actually be some kind of an investigation here for criminal activity.
00:19:21.000 I don't know if it's not only fraud, but...
00:19:24.000 Speculation.
00:19:25.000 Potential murder.
00:19:26.000 I think it's really, really fishy, and I want everyone out there to blast this as far as you can.
00:19:32.000 Send us, send me on Twitter, at scrowd, or any stories that you've seen or watched.
00:19:38.000 Well, seen or watched, same thing.
00:19:39.000 Seen or read, I meant.
00:19:41.000 So watched or read.
00:19:42.000 Sorry, I'm very tired and I almost shat myself.
00:19:46.000 who've covered this story because I am going to run down a list and call each and every one of them.
00:19:51.000 Yes.
00:19:51.000 And find out which version of journalistic malpractice was at play here because it is one or the other and hopefully someone will follow this trail and see what happened to the husband.
00:20:01.000 Let's go to some chat really quickly.
00:20:03.000 I don't know if people are losing their minds over this right now because I lost my mind yesterday.
00:20:07.000 I didn't get any sleep.
00:20:08.000 Could be why I pooped myself along with a bad shrimp.
00:20:10.000 I didn't poop myself.
00:20:11.000 I'll tell you the story later.
00:20:11.000 I almost did.
00:20:13.000 You took care of it.
00:20:14.000 Is there any chat to go to, guys?
00:20:16.000 Yes, by the way, you should use... In the chat, we do not have names yet.
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00:20:38.000 What were you about to say there, Gerald?
00:20:39.000 I was about to say, you know, obviously- I've had enough!
00:20:42.000 No, no, no, no, no, stop it!
00:20:43.000 There's more digging that needs to go in here, but what do you actually think will happen?
00:20:46.000 Do you think the media will do anything about this? Or is this like one of the
00:20:48.000 Kavanaugh witnesses that just magically comes up, says something wrong,
00:20:51.000 we find out it's wrong and they disappear?
00:20:53.000 I'm hoping there's more to this because it involves a pandemic that affects everybody.
00:20:57.000 Yeah.
00:20:58.000 It affects everybody, and especially because chloroquine could be, we are finding out now that it could be a medical miracle, not a cure, a medical miracle as a therapeutic, as a course of treatment right now to people who are suffering and potentially dying.
00:21:11.000 And!
00:21:14.000 The bitch probably killed her husband.
00:21:16.000 So we do have a chat that's somewhat related.
00:21:19.000 So first, thanks for exposing the lies and all this.
00:21:21.000 This is a Joe alert.
00:21:24.000 On that note, however, how do we share what sources like you and other members of The Blaze and even Daily Wire?
00:21:29.000 Anytime I use clips from any right-wing source, my liberal friends dismiss and say they do not count.
00:21:35.000 Well, listen, if they just dismiss it and say it doesn't count, then there's nothing I can do for you.
00:21:38.000 However, unlike the Young Turks or ABC-CBS, you just saw the overlays.
00:21:43.000 Now, unlike when we do the evening show where we actually can go in and post and we can make sure that we actually provide the link code on the image, you're just going to have to do a little bit of digging yourself, but they're all brought up right here.
00:21:55.000 I can tell you right now that some of these come from, oh wait, no, some of these are actually just our exclusive screenshots, but they have been verified.
00:22:02.000 I would not come out and give you information.
00:22:04.000 I am, well, you can never be 100% confident, 99.9999999% sure that this is the person and that this is the course of action.
00:22:14.000 Well, the so-called objective news sources are the ones who are doing all this fake work ahead of time.
00:22:19.000 So yeah, it's basically gone to show that we can't trust those guys.
00:22:23.000 Right.
00:22:24.000 So if we pretend like the people who are the so-called right-wing biased sites are the problem, no, it's actually the reverse.
00:22:31.000 And I do want to shout out to Reg the Bandit, our researcher, who's brilliant.
00:22:35.000 He's a beast.
00:22:36.000 He's so good.
00:22:36.000 He's a bandit.
00:22:37.000 He found this.
00:22:37.000 So I want to say, the exclusive information, none of that is me.
00:22:41.000 I basically said, hey Reg, I have a hunch.
00:22:43.000 and then he did the rest of that.
00:22:45.000 But it will be amazing to, if no one in the media covers this, that this woman, it's enough
00:22:50.000 that the woman was anti-Trump and pro-Obama because again, her message out there is, we
00:22:54.000 trusted the president and no one else should ever do the, she's advocating against voting
00:23:00.000 for the president.
00:23:01.000 I'm not sure the legality of that, and I've got to imagine, how many billions of dollars,
00:23:07.000 can we bring that up, maybe Reg can find this, what's the budget for CNN, for ABC, NBC, CBS,
00:23:13.000 I don't know exactly what the research budget is, but if you look at the total budget of
00:23:16.000 the media industry, it's billions, it's billions of dollars.
00:23:19.000 Well, in the meantime, we've got another chat that says, the problem with this is a lot of people already don't trust the media, so even if they did cover it up, how are they going to be held accountable?
00:23:28.000 All I can do is make some phone calls at this point and see, and then hopefully rally the information back to you, hopefully next morning on Good Morning Mug Club, because I'm not an FBI agent, I'm not the DOJ.
00:23:41.000 But I tell you what, this seems like something that would go beyond local law enforcement, and that's the challenge.
00:23:47.000 It's not like someone spray-painted your yard.
00:23:51.000 I think this probably all ends up just being lost, like you said, kind of disappearing into the ether, unfortunately.
00:23:57.000 Because one, we have much bigger things going on right now that people's attention will be focused on, but this is big when it comes to the media doing something that is obviously designed to hurt Trump.
00:24:07.000 And like you said, even if they didn't know, they're still wrong for doing it.
00:24:11.000 It's like everybody who comes out and says, I did something that the president said to do and it hurt me, or the president lied to me, or the president did this to me, they're running to them with a camera and a microphone and saying, Here's the leading question.
00:24:21.000 Where did the president touch you?
00:24:23.000 Yes, exactly.
00:24:23.000 On my peepee with a chloroquine!
00:24:27.000 You see that?
00:24:28.000 He said, let the record show, he said, on my peepee with a chloroquine.
00:24:30.000 Yes, that's exactly what's happening right now.
00:24:32.000 The journalist that was interviewing her was like, okay, well, where did you get the information from?
00:24:32.000 Every single time.
00:24:37.000 Did you get it from the president?
00:24:39.000 CNN, look, I want to show this right now.
00:24:41.000 CNN, they finally got one right.
00:24:42.000 Higher COVID death 19 rate in New Orleans may be caused by underlying health issues.
00:24:47.000 Let's bring up the number.
00:24:48.000 In Italy it was 99% and then if you add it up in New York I believe it was 96%.
00:24:54.000 Let us know when you have that overlay.
00:24:55.000 of the pre-existing conditions.
00:24:56.000 So there may be a 96% causation here.
00:25:01.000 Yeah.
00:25:03.000 But it's all got to be called COVID deaths.
00:25:05.000 I think when this filters out, we're going to be looking, and I talked to my wife about this last night, 1-2% I think is what the number will actually be because right now you have a 0.4% in Germany mortality rate and you have a 10% in Italy.
00:25:20.000 That doesn't make sense.
00:25:21.000 The populations, yes, they're different and I understand that, but they're not that different, right?
00:25:24.000 That's significantly different.
00:25:26.000 So I think right now... So you're suggesting it's the Aryan bloodlines?
00:25:30.000 Which I really, by the way, I don't tolerate on this show.
00:25:32.000 The only reason I bring it up is so that the 6'4", blonde, blue-eyed man, uh, espousing Aryan philosophy, I don't tolerate it.
00:25:41.000 I don't tolerate this on the show.
00:25:43.000 I don't think that's why.
00:25:44.000 I don't think that's why.
00:25:44.000 I don't either.
00:25:45.000 I would never say that.
00:25:46.000 Did you say guineas?
00:25:47.000 Did you call the... don't call them guineas.
00:25:47.000 I didn't.
00:25:48.000 Oh my god.
00:25:50.000 Disgusting.
00:25:51.000 Gerald.
00:25:51.000 Thank god we're live and people can hear for themselves what's going on and there's not a bleep!
00:25:56.000 Although there's a bleep.
00:25:58.000 What's funny is I have to pick the right, wrong racist terms so that YouTube doesn't remove this.
00:26:03.000 Yeah, guineas!
00:26:04.000 You're talking about guinea pigs!
00:26:07.000 One of my boxing coaches is Italian.
00:26:10.000 Literally every time we show up, he's like, ah, how you doing, you frickin' frog?
00:26:14.000 Is French Canadian or anything?
00:26:15.000 I don't know, you filthy what?
00:26:16.000 What's going on?
00:26:16.000 Let's go hit the mitts.
00:26:17.000 He's like, hehehehehe.
00:26:19.000 They don't take it offensively at all.
00:26:21.000 It's kind of funny.
00:26:22.000 Although, if you get into Sicily, he doesn't like it.
00:26:24.000 He doesn't like talking about the Moors.
00:26:25.000 Really?
00:26:27.000 Yeah, but then you punch each other.
00:26:29.000 No, no, no, I don't.
00:26:30.000 You work it out, right?
00:26:31.000 Yeah, no, he would destroy me.
00:26:33.000 He was the USA boxing team.
00:26:35.000 Oh my gosh.
00:26:36.000 And he basically just shows me how to suck less.
00:26:39.000 And then I say, gotta go, I'm gonna poop.
00:26:42.000 Alright, so by the way, just to make sure that we have a recap of this week since it's Friday and anything that we've missed or gotten incorrectly, our senior news correspondent, Brody McBrodigan, is going to be here with the Morning Report.
00:26:54.000 It's time for Morning After with Brodigan!
00:26:56.000 🎵 Alright, Mr. Brodigan, how are you, sir?
00:27:06.000 Okay, yeah, so with all the focus on unemployment, I have one story about one guy who did get a new job.
00:27:12.000 Singer Jackson Brown.
00:27:14.000 Apparently he just signed an endorsement deal with Corona.
00:27:17.000 No, no, okay, hold on.
00:27:18.000 Slow down there, Brodigan.
00:27:20.000 No, he actually, Jackson Brown, he was tested positive for Corona.
00:27:26.000 Yeah, he tested positive for the coronavirus, Brodigan.
00:27:30.000 It's not a good beer, I wouldn't call it a virus.
00:27:31.000 Okay, no.
00:27:32.000 No, Jackson Brown announced that he tested positive for... Do we have anything else on the pandemic there, Brodigan?
00:27:39.000 Uh, okay, yeah, there was outrage on the internet.
00:27:42.000 The internet was upset over an episode of Doctor Who.
00:27:44.000 We're all aware of the internet, yeah.
00:27:46.000 Yes, they were upset over Doctor Who, where they teamed with the Chinese government to, like, deny Taiwan over... No, no, no, no, what?
00:27:52.000 No, okay, no.
00:27:53.000 Who is...
00:27:55.000 Who is the World Health Organization?
00:27:58.000 It was a doctor from who?
00:28:02.000 Are you sure about that?
00:28:03.000 Because ever since they got a girl doctor, it's been all woke and crappy.
00:28:06.000 And I actually caught a black nose, what's up?
00:28:07.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:28:08.000 Brodigan, no, no, no, no.
00:28:09.000 These are both old stories, Brodigan.
00:28:12.000 This isn't necessarily a recap from this week.
00:28:15.000 Is there anything more recent?
00:28:17.000 What's going on with the presidential race?
00:28:19.000 Yes, uh, Cardi B. You know Cardi B?
00:28:21.000 I am vaguely familiar.
00:28:24.000 Well, apparently she endorsed a candidate and said she was on Team Joe, but apparently now she's saying she was just threatened.
00:28:29.000 And, uh, Too Cute Manny, do you have that overlay?
00:28:33.000 Yeah, she's not here.
00:28:34.000 No, first off, I think he means Maddie, and you have the wrong Joe, Brodigan.
00:28:38.000 That's Joe Exotic, when she says Team Joe.
00:28:40.000 Right, right, he's running for president.
00:28:42.000 Oh, did you guys not see episode five yet?
00:28:45.000 Okay, he ran for president five years ago.
00:28:48.000 Spoiler alert, Brodigan.
00:28:49.000 Joe Biden, he's the one running for president.
00:28:52.000 He's the one running for president in 2020.
00:28:54.000 Wait, who's that now?
00:28:57.000 He's the wonk?
00:28:58.000 Brodigan, McBridey, have you been drinking?
00:28:58.000 Yeah.
00:29:01.000 No, I'm supporting our sponsor, Black Rifle Bourbon.
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00:29:11.000 You know what?
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00:29:28.000 I'm actually doing a buy a bag, give a bag to emergency responders right now.
00:29:31.000 By the way, that went about as well as I expected.
00:29:31.000 Very nice.
00:29:33.000 Really?
00:29:34.000 Yeah.
00:29:35.000 It went better than I expected.
00:29:36.000 Good.
00:29:37.000 I kind of knew that I was taking a risk.
00:29:40.000 You were.
00:29:40.000 You really were.
00:29:42.000 Like sitting in that chair right now with your stomach.
00:29:45.000 Yeah, I'll talk about that in a little bit.
00:29:46.000 What's the next story we have to get to here?
00:29:47.000 It's the morning story.
00:29:49.000 We do have a story about de Blasio, but before I get to that, here's one thing, too.
00:29:53.000 We've talked about this, Audio Wade and Gerald, as people who run businesses.
00:29:58.000 We talked about this last time, the untargeted stimulus relief bill.
00:30:02.000 And I understand that a lot of businesses, small businesses, are being helped right now with effectively money giveaways and increasing the ability and the availability of loans.
00:30:12.000 The ability for banks to loan and the availability of loans.
00:30:14.000 Sorry, I don't want to talk about that.
00:30:15.000 The ability to condensate Yeah.
00:30:15.000 And to do it very quickly.
00:30:20.000 The data would suggestify.
00:30:24.000 So here's something that people don't remember.
00:30:26.000 This is why I'm so against universal basic income.
00:30:29.000 And I get a lot of letters from you guys and you guys talk in the chat.
00:30:33.000 And by the way, Sutton's Bay Ciders, that's my uncle's cidery, they've really had to struggle
00:30:39.000 It's a small cidery in northern Michigan.
00:30:40.000 If you like hard cider, it's the best.
00:30:42.000 They've won international awards for their cider like the Cherry and Ginger.
00:30:45.000 I think it's SuttonsBayCiders.com if you want to support a small business.
00:30:49.000 That has nothing to do with this story, but I did read a couple of stories from small business owners out there.
00:30:53.000 Particularly having the lower wage employees right now, this is why I'm against universal basic income.
00:30:59.000 A lot of people haven't taken this into account.
00:31:00.000 When they say, give it directly to the workers, don't give it to businesses, and they assume that businesses are all big businesses.
00:31:06.000 We have 12 employees, by the way.
00:31:07.000 The classification for a small business from the government, I believe, is under 500.
00:31:09.000 So keep that in context.
00:31:11.000 We have 15 employees, sorry.
00:31:12.000 We have 8 in the office at any given time right now, and 12 who are usually in the office.
00:31:19.000 There are a lot of workers right now with businesses who are not coming into work because they're receiving a check.
00:31:24.000 This is anecdotal.
00:31:25.000 We do not have numbers on this right now.
00:31:27.000 We won't have numbers for probably several months.
00:31:29.000 But this is one of those things that you hear a lot.
00:31:30.000 People say, oh, you really think that if you give everybody $1,000 a month or if you give everybody $1,200 or $1,700 if they have a wife or a codependent.
00:31:38.000 I don't know how it works with wives versus children.
00:31:40.000 So wife or codependent depends on the kind of sandwich she makes.
00:31:44.000 People say, you think they're going to stop working?
00:31:46.000 Yes.
00:31:47.000 Yes, there are a lot of people, unfortunately, who want to simply remain comfortable, and they will forego the hard work as long as they make enough.
00:31:55.000 Look at what happens on Native American reservations.
00:31:57.000 It's not a federal check, but they sue the government over the land, and then of course they get a check in perpetuity.
00:32:01.000 A lot of these people, it's destroyed the community.
00:32:04.000 And this is actually, this is really bad long-term for the American economy.
00:32:07.000 Here's why.
00:32:09.000 People don't show up to work because they're getting the check.
00:32:11.000 And this really more so affects low-wage workers.
00:32:13.000 We'll be doing some cash giveaways, just like the Joker in the Michael Keaton Batman.
00:32:16.000 The only one that counts.
00:32:18.000 Because whatever money, I don't really need it.
00:32:19.000 I don't know what my wife and I are getting, but I'm not going to use it.
00:32:21.000 I'm going to give it away.
00:32:22.000 So send in your chat.
00:32:23.000 Send me a reason.
00:32:24.000 Send me a video as to why you deserve the money, because we want to give it to someone who needs it.
00:32:28.000 I don't need it.
00:32:29.000 I'm grateful.
00:32:30.000 People here are paid significantly more than minimum wage.
00:32:33.000 I don't believe in a minimum wage, but I believe in paying my employees more than a minimum wage.
00:32:37.000 But for you guys, $1,200 a month would not be nearly enough to replace your income.
00:32:42.000 And if anyone wants to leave and not work and take $1,200 a month, we've talked about this open-door policy, but it is a revolving-door policy if someone else is going to come in and work right now in this pandemic.
00:32:51.000 I wish you well.
00:32:54.000 And hopefully we'll have room when you guys come back.
00:32:56.000 But people who are making the lower end of the pay scale, comfort is good enough.
00:33:00.000 And what does that do?
00:33:02.000 Oh, maybe that employee is taking care of it.
00:33:03.000 Why is it more important to take care of a business that can ensure continued employment?
00:33:07.000 Because when these employees don't come in, guess what?
00:33:10.000 Now you can't have the health benefits, the retirement benefits.
00:33:13.000 All of a sudden, the working vacations go away and the business that will employ you, once that check stops, it looks like it's going to be 10 weeks, I think, right now.
00:33:21.000 Guess what?
00:33:23.000 You're out of luck.
00:33:24.000 Unfortunately, there are a lot of people in this country who are so short-sighted that if you give them money, and this is something people always talk about, oh, the business owners, they're greedy.
00:33:32.000 What could possibly be more greedy than taking your money and screwing the person who paid you money for years?
00:33:38.000 This is happening across the country right now.
00:33:40.000 Yeah, especially with unemployment being the dollar amount going so much higher than it has been in the past.
00:33:46.000 It's $48,000 per year to be on unemployment right now.
00:33:50.000 Who would have thought that having a robust economy would bite us in the ass?
00:33:53.000 No kidding, right?
00:33:55.000 So, $48,000.
00:33:56.000 Donald Trump should have followed the Obama plan.
00:33:58.000 We'd be better off in the pandemic.
00:33:59.000 A little bit, right?
00:34:00.000 So I think what you're saying is that a lot of people think if you just give people money that they'll be better off to be able to buy goods and services.
00:34:06.000 But as a business owner, like you said, I've had conversations with other business owners and we're like, the money coming to the business is fantastic.
00:34:12.000 The payroll protection plan, that stuff really helps out.
00:34:15.000 And this is so different, like you said, the government shut this down.
00:34:18.000 This wasn't the economy crashing.
00:34:19.000 The government actually closed your business and said, hey, we're sorry, we have to close your business.
00:34:23.000 And if they keep businesses going, it's fantastic.
00:34:26.000 And people being on unemployment for $48,000 a year?
00:34:28.000 There's going to be a lot of people that don't want to come back.
00:34:31.000 It is absolute insanity.
00:34:32.000 Yeah, and that was one of the things that Ted Cruz was saying, Senator Cruz, on this whole debate thing.
00:34:38.000 Look, hold on.
00:34:39.000 I know we need to increase it a little bit, maybe for a short period of time, but don't do it indefinitely.
00:34:43.000 Let's draw a parallel here, okay?
00:34:44.000 So you have some employees and you have some people who are more like day raiders who are paid less here because this is a specialized position.
00:34:49.000 Yeah, it's a different People who've applied for golden tickets know that the pay is significantly above the national average here.
00:34:55.000 Let's say you have someone who's only making $20,000 a year, $25,000 a year.
00:35:00.000 Could you picture a scenario where that person says, I'll take a pay cut of a few thousand, but I can do whatever I want all day long?
00:35:06.000 Actually, they're not going to take any pay cut.
00:35:08.000 So what you're talking about is a stimulus check, right?
00:35:11.000 No, no.
00:35:11.000 The $1,200?
00:35:11.000 But that is what I'm talking about as far as with businesses who've been employing people right now.
00:35:15.000 And I didn't even think about this until I read Dozens of stories from people sending this in yeah, well,
00:35:20.000 and you can I can furlough somebody right now, so take that 20,000
00:35:23.000 I don't have one, but if I had somebody making 20,000 not fire them furlough them
00:35:27.000 I could furlough that person which means at some point I'll rehire them so they don't actually have to go out and
00:35:31.000 look for a job They can just sit on unemployment as long as I keep them
00:35:35.000 there making $48,000 a year not $20,000 a year right oh, so that's
00:35:40.000 probably what's happening Unemployment is 48, that's by itself.
00:35:43.000 These people aren't just leaving and taking a check, they might be furloughed or they're getting double dipping.
00:35:47.000 And furlough's better because that says you're eventually going to rehire them, but let me be very clear, it's just unemployment that's 48.
00:35:54.000 Can anyone else agree with me that that's a scam?
00:35:56.000 Furlough for prisoners?
00:36:01.000 Let him out for a little while.
00:36:01.000 You don't know about this?
00:36:02.000 I would have thought you in the corner of you would know about this.
00:36:05.000 Yeah, furlough for prisoners.
00:36:06.000 I am offended, sir.
00:36:07.000 People who are like low security risk prisoners, they can go home for a bit.
00:36:11.000 I think it's good.
00:36:12.000 Really?
00:36:14.000 I'm kidding.
00:36:15.000 Was it Gotti who did that?
00:36:17.000 Someone can bring that all the way over to VoltaFilm.
00:36:17.000 I don't know.
00:36:20.000 He's not a violent offender?
00:36:21.000 Really?
00:36:22.000 Well, I don't think they directly connected him, but there was that awful John Travolta mobster film, and I remember Ann Coulter talking about furloughs a long time ago, and I was watching it.
00:36:29.000 There's a famous mobster, you guys can let me know, we can bring this up, I don't know if it was Gotti, who was on furloughs.
00:36:33.000 He'd be like, yeah, yeah, you know, you're in prison, you have a, whatever, 20 year sentence, but on weekends, you know, you can go to Chuck E. Cheese.
00:36:41.000 What?
00:36:42.000 Am I the only one who knows about furloughs with prisoners?
00:36:45.000 Actually, I think I've heard of this with actual murders.
00:36:48.000 It happened with murders, and they got out on the weekend, and then they killed more people.
00:36:52.000 On the weekends.
00:36:52.000 On the weekends?
00:36:53.000 But it was only a weekend thing.
00:36:54.000 They're like, oh, it's my weekend thing.
00:36:54.000 Yeah.
00:36:55.000 It's just a weekend thing.
00:36:56.000 It's not my job.
00:36:58.000 We can bring that up.
00:36:58.000 I'm sure we can have research look it up right now.
00:37:00.000 And did we bring up the budget, by the way?
00:37:01.000 Did we find the budget for CNN and those folks?
00:37:04.000 I don't have it in front of me.
00:37:04.000 The media?
00:37:06.000 We'll get it pulled up.
00:37:07.000 Okay.
00:37:07.000 I've got to imagine it's billions of dollars.
00:37:08.000 All right, here's another story that's been pretty big.
00:37:10.000 Bill de Blasio.
00:37:14.000 He says that he's very concerned about anti-gay evangelical group.
00:37:18.000 He refers to it as led by the virulently anti-LGBTQ and Islamophobic preacher Franklin Graham.
00:37:27.000 So this has been everywhere right now.
00:37:29.000 Samaritan's Purse.
00:37:30.000 Let's be clear, this is a religious non-profit, and as much as people like to say churches should lose their tax-exempt status, really?
00:37:35.000 How much do you help your community?
00:37:37.000 How much do you give to charity?
00:37:39.000 People don't realize that the bulk of humanitarian work is carried out by private organizations.
00:37:44.000 And local churches.
00:37:45.000 And local churches.
00:37:46.000 So, Samaritan's Purse, managing a 60-bed respiratory care unit, and they're handling overflow patients right now from Mount Sinai.
00:37:54.000 Now, I want to be really clear about this organization before I get into something that will piss people off.
00:37:59.000 They provided medical, humanitarian care to all kinds of countries.
00:38:01.000 You have Haiti, earthquakes, hurricane relief, natural disasters, pandemics, Darfur, Uganda.
00:38:08.000 They were one of only two organizations to go to Liberia during the Ebola outbreak.
00:38:13.000 That was a 50% death rate.
00:38:16.000 So think about this for a second.
00:38:18.000 Obviously, everyone deserves praise who's helping right now.
00:38:21.000 But while we have stories and listicles on BuzzFeed and Vox about the frontline medical workers who've worked a 12-hour shift, and that is tough and they're overburdened, and thank you, for some reason, because we hate the religious affiliation of Franklin Graham, we don't talk about the fact that a 50% death rate, disease, virus, Ebola, 50% death rate in Liberia, that they went out and helped.
00:38:46.000 Yeah.
00:38:47.000 That is incredible.
00:38:48.000 No matter where you line up on religion or Franklin Graham, that should be a good thing.
00:38:53.000 Now, let's get to Franklin Graham.
00:38:55.000 I read the exact quote, which I think we can bring up.
00:38:57.000 He was very clear, Franklin Graham, in saying, I do not have a problem with religious followers of Islam.
00:39:01.000 This is not an indictment on all of them.
00:39:02.000 But I do have a problem with the religion.
00:39:05.000 I do have a problem with the teaching.
00:39:06.000 I have a problem with Sharia law, how it's implemented, how they treat their women.
00:39:10.000 I believe that is wicked and evil.
00:39:12.000 A quote to that extent, we have a source that we can bring up.
00:39:15.000 It was very, very clear.
00:39:17.000 So, of course, this article, I think from Gotham, has been very upset and has been covered everywhere.
00:39:22.000 Franklin Graham, Islamophobic, called Islam wicked and evil.
00:39:26.000 Well, he called certain portions of Islam wicked and evil.
00:39:28.000 And here's something just like, you know what?
00:39:29.000 Maybe this pandemic has made me a little bolder and I don't really care if I get removed.
00:39:33.000 Because Mug Club, thank you so much for joining up.
00:39:34.000 Promo code quarantine30 dollars.
00:39:37.000 Not all followers, not all Muslims, But Muhammad and the founding teachings of... Yeah, you know what?
00:39:44.000 I'll say wicked and evil.
00:39:45.000 I would agree.
00:39:46.000 And here's the thing.
00:39:47.000 All practicing Christians have to believe that what Muhammad specifically, and some writings in Hadith espoused, are wicked and evil.
00:39:56.000 Let me explain to you why, okay?
00:39:57.000 So let's get to...
00:39:59.000 Obviously, the idea that the Bible warns against false prophets.
00:40:01.000 Right.
00:40:02.000 I think I have a verse I don't want to read.
00:40:03.000 Galatians 1.8.9.
00:40:04.000 If you want to actually go fact check this and go read the verse, that's great.
00:40:08.000 They warn against false prophets, especially anyone who preaches teachings that supersede what is written in the Bible from Genesis to Revelation.
00:40:15.000 In other words, if these teachings say, no, no, no, no, erase what happened there, we're changing the rules, that is considered biblically evil.
00:40:24.000 Yeah.
00:40:25.000 It's very clear, right?
00:40:26.000 And that's where we've talked about other cults.
00:40:28.000 They do that, right?
00:40:28.000 They take the Bible and say, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:30.000 They twist it.
00:40:31.000 And they twist it and they add to it.
00:40:32.000 Did Muhammad do that?
00:40:34.000 Now, I'm not saying all Muslims.
00:40:35.000 I want to be clear.
00:40:36.000 I'm talking about these teachings from a Christian ideology, from a theological standpoint.
00:40:40.000 Abraham.
00:40:41.000 This is a big one.
00:40:41.000 Abraham, you know, he went up to the mountain, had his son, and he was like, no, just kidding.
00:40:49.000 That sounds familiar.
00:40:51.000 Yes.
00:40:51.000 But they actually, Muslims actually, a big part of this is they say that Ishmael, they don't believe that it was Isaac who was one up to be sacrificed.
00:40:59.000 Now they believe that the texts were perverted and distorted by scribes.
00:41:05.000 In other words, everything after Abraham, you see this with Muhammad, everything after Abraham before Muhammad is not really reliable.
00:41:12.000 And by the way, everyone who was a... kinda Jew-y.
00:41:15.000 So that's an issue people need to understand.
00:41:17.000 Scribe is a dog whistle in that case.
00:41:19.000 Scribe is a dog whistle in that case.
00:41:21.000 And does that not kind of give you an idea as to where maybe some of the anti-Semitism
00:41:26.000 which has arisen in the Islamic world for the most part, always,
00:41:30.000 Where it comes from, if you believe that the Jews and the Christians lied or twisted, warped everything past the sacrifice, the non-sacrifice of Abraham and the blessing of the first child.
00:41:41.000 That's a big deal that is evil because guess what?
00:41:44.000 It's accusing Christians and Jews of being evil!
00:41:46.000 Right, no, and I think it's a pretty simple equation, right?
00:41:49.000 If you have a one true God, and he has set up a kind of a system, right, and he sends his son, and this is God in the flesh, and he dies for you, and this is the way to heaven, and that's what he says, right?
00:41:58.000 So the claims that are made in Christianity leave no room for other claims to be made, right, by their selves.
00:42:04.000 That is the only thing that can be, either that or God is a liar.
00:42:07.000 That's the only choice that we have.
00:42:08.000 And so Islam comes along and says, no, there's another way.
00:42:10.000 That's evil.
00:42:11.000 That's perverse.
00:42:12.000 Well, here's the important thing, too.
00:42:13.000 The Islamic religion, I want to say, views Jesus, all the people who came before Muhammad, as basically sort of formative Muslims.
00:42:22.000 As bad Muslims.
00:42:23.000 Prophets.
00:42:23.000 They don't view them as Christians because they believe that Islam is the one true faith.
00:42:26.000 And you think, I don't have a problem with that.
00:42:27.000 I want to be clear.
00:42:28.000 No.
00:42:28.000 When people say, all religions tell a story, go read Aesop, you dipshit.
00:42:32.000 Who cares?
00:42:33.000 Why should we care?
00:42:34.000 Follow a religion because of a story.
00:42:35.000 That's what they taught me in MRE in Canada.
00:42:38.000 Moral religious education in a state-funded Catholic, in a provincially funded Catholic school.
00:42:43.000 You do the math.
00:42:43.000 Separation of church and state.
00:42:45.000 What?
00:42:45.000 Not a thing.
00:42:47.000 So that's what they taught us.
00:42:48.000 All religions tell a story.
00:42:49.000 Okay, well then let's look at the story.
00:42:51.000 You look at the story of Jesus.
00:42:53.000 It's, hey listen, there was a law.
00:42:55.000 God in the flesh came down to fulfill the law and free you in a lot of ways from the shackles of your sin.
00:43:00.000 That's kind of a recap.
00:43:01.000 That's the Clip Notes version.
00:43:02.000 That's the elevator pitch of Jesus Christ.
00:43:06.000 Elevator pitch from Muhammad?
00:43:09.000 Everything that guy said is bullshit.
00:43:14.000 Let me get to the really important aspect.
00:43:16.000 Also, kill that guy.
00:43:18.000 If you're a Christian, okay, if you're a Christian out there, again, this is important because words matter, wicked and evil.
00:43:23.000 If you're a Christian and someone were to come up to you right now and say, Jesus never died and was resurrected.
00:43:29.000 That's a lie.
00:43:29.000 That never happened.
00:43:32.000 That's about as close to the unforgivable sin as described in the Bible as you can get in modern times.
00:43:38.000 That's what Islam believes.
00:43:40.000 They deny the resurrection of Jesus Christ.
00:43:42.000 Now, whether you believe it or not, that's fine.
00:43:44.000 But from a Christian worldview, from a Christian theological worldview, a prophet who comes, who arrives after the book of Revelation, who adds to the text and says, by the way, ignore that because the Son of God, God in the flesh, didn't die.
00:43:56.000 The resurrection is a sham.
00:43:59.000 You would have to say that's evil.
00:44:01.000 Yeah, and I don't think it's a stretch for somebody to say, I'm a Christian and I believe that faiths that try to take you away from God are evil.
00:44:07.000 That's an evil thing to do.
00:44:09.000 I don't have a problem with Muslim scholars saying, I'm a Muslim and I believe that your worldview is trying to draw people away from the one true prophet, Muhammad, and that you're evil.
00:44:20.000 There's a big contrast between Jesus and Muhammad.
00:44:22.000 If they say, listen, We follow a serial warlord who married a six-year-old but only copulated when she was nine, was a very powerful man, a man who led a political movement and social upheaval very violently.
00:44:35.000 And you follow a carpenter who, you know, never got laid.
00:44:38.000 I think you guys are wrong.
00:44:39.000 If they said that to me, I would say, I disagree, but I think that worldview, in contrast with mine, is kind of wicked.
00:44:46.000 Not wicked in a cool way, like the skater kids say.
00:44:50.000 Definitely not.
00:44:51.000 Let me put it to you this way, too.
00:44:54.000 If an Islamic organization came and set up 60 beds in Central Park right now and said, hey, we're here to help, I'd say, thank God.
00:44:59.000 That's a good question.
00:45:00.000 Where are the Islamic humanitarian organizations in the United States right now?
00:45:04.000 Where are they?
00:45:04.000 I don't know.
00:45:05.000 Where are they sending the masks, by the way?
00:45:07.000 Do we have Dinesh?
00:45:08.000 Do we have him?
00:45:08.000 Yeah, we do.
00:45:09.000 OK, hold on.
00:45:10.000 Not just yet.
00:45:10.000 We'll bring him on soon.
00:45:11.000 But I do want to also note, by the way, 3M, screw you guys.
00:45:17.000 Just to be clear, 3M?
00:45:18.000 Screw you.
00:45:18.000 Well, they're the ones who are building masks.
00:45:20.000 And now it turns out they've been shipping them to other countries overseas.
00:45:23.000 And here's a good... This is where Donald Trump has invoked the Defense Production Act.
00:45:26.000 And this is what I will say.
00:45:27.000 In pandemics, everyone becomes a nationalist.
00:45:31.000 Okay, in pandemics, everyone is a nationalist because people don't want to see Americans die.
00:45:35.000 It's not that we don't care about people in Korea, Germany, Italy, but we have to take care of our own.
00:45:41.000 And I do think it's appropriate, if you need to invoke the Defense Production Act, if a company like 3M says, hey, we're going to make masks, we're going to get them to the American people and say, oh, sorry, our contracts are actually with other countries right now because they came in and they bid higher.
00:45:54.000 No, no.
00:45:56.000 If the American taxpayer in any way is helping to keep you afloat and you get some kind of a government contract, right now you do not get to go seek a higher profit elsewhere because you made... This isn't about socialism.
00:46:08.000 This is about honoring your agreement, 3M, and you said you were gonna build masks to help American workers.
00:46:15.000 That's the kind of America First that I'm behind.
00:46:18.000 That's the That's the kind of America First that we're talking about.
00:46:20.000 That's the kind of nationalism that we're talking about.
00:46:22.000 And it has nothing to do with Ed Furlong in a swastika with Elliot Goulding.
00:46:28.000 Goulding?
00:46:28.000 Gould?
00:46:29.000 I don't know.
00:46:30.000 The point is, nationalism doesn't mean white nationalism.
00:46:34.000 3M, do the right thing, and I hope that President Trump kicks your ass if you don't.
00:46:39.000 I like that.
00:46:39.000 And if they have a factory in Germany that wants to produce some for Germany, fine.
00:46:43.000 Fantastic.
00:46:43.000 No, us first.
00:46:44.000 Well, no, if they have a factory here... It's an American company.
00:46:48.000 As far as I understand it, an American company.
00:46:50.000 They certainly make their profits in the United States.
00:46:52.000 They came out for the good.
00:46:53.000 You don't get to benefit from the goodwill of Americans, right?
00:46:56.000 The opposite of a boycott, a boycott, where everyone... I guarantee you, because myself, I said, you know what?
00:47:00.000 I'm going to go get some sticky strips for the wall.
00:47:02.000 I don't even have any paintings.
00:47:03.000 I don't like art, but I was like, I want to I'm going to go out and support 3M.
00:47:07.000 You don't get to benefit from that goodwill and then say, oh, but we're international.
00:47:11.000 No.
00:47:12.000 No.
00:47:13.000 America first.
00:47:14.000 And everyone right now needs to be a nationalist in that sense.
00:47:16.000 Not a racist one.
00:47:18.000 It has nothing to do with racism.
00:47:19.000 Just to prove it, a token minority, I believe, we have as a guest on right now.
00:47:24.000 His new book is, I want to make sure that I get this right.
00:47:28.000 Well, you know what he can tell us about his new book.
00:47:30.000 It is the United States of Socialism.
00:47:31.000 Mr. D'Souza, how are you, sir?
00:47:34.000 Hey, good to be on the show.
00:47:36.000 It's been a while.
00:47:36.000 Thank you very much.
00:47:37.000 I want to be clear, since you have more melanin in your skin, do you believe that anything I just said regarding nationalism in this pandemic was racial supremacy?
00:47:47.000 No, not at all.
00:47:49.000 Yeah, I think it's interesting how there's been an effort to spin this in racial terms.
00:47:56.000 And I think that it actually reflects this kind of new socialism, we could call it.
00:48:02.000 What I mean by that is simply that socialism traditionally was all about class, the rich and the poor, the workers and the capitalists.
00:48:10.000 Right.
00:48:10.000 But now we have this, I call it identity socialism.
00:48:13.000 And what I mean by that is socialism is now married to the politics of race and gender and sexual orientation and immigration.
00:48:22.000 And so, socialism today would have been unrecognizable to Marx, because it's socialism married to this new identity politics.
00:48:31.000 Yeah, and that must be frustrating for you, Mr. D'Souza, because one thing, you know, we hear about the white-black thing a whole lot in the United States, and I don't think I'm letting the cat out of the bag when I say that you're originally from India, your family, your lineage.
00:48:44.000 I've met some Indians who are far darker than black people.
00:48:47.000 They don't seem to be included in that mix.
00:48:48.000 Is that generally South Indians?
00:48:51.000 Generally, but not entirely.
00:48:54.000 India runs the whole spectrum.
00:48:55.000 If you look at the Indian Bollywood actresses, they look basically white.
00:49:02.000 But on the other hand, you've got Indians who are completely dark.
00:49:05.000 Now, I think here it's important to make a distinction between race and skin color because the Indians can be dark-skinned without being Negroid in a racial sense.
00:49:19.000 Right, but racists would treat them the same way, is what I'm saying.
00:49:22.000 If everyone in this country was a racist, they would look... I mean, if you compare Drake, for example, to... There was a guy, Prakash, who is a server at my favorite local... He's very, very dark.
00:49:33.000 And I'm like, what are you...
00:49:34.000 Wait!
00:49:35.000 Someone call Ice-T!
00:49:37.000 If there's a real racist, he would treat him just as poorly, but we don't hear the same... It doesn't seem like Indian Americans have the same kind of political clout and voice.
00:49:46.000 And that seems important, especially when we're talking about identity politics with socialism right now.
00:49:50.000 Well, the other thing is if you go to India, India has now become, I would say, one of the most pro-American countries in the world.
00:49:57.000 I know.
00:49:57.000 So that there's very wide pro-Western and pro-American sentiment.
00:50:03.000 Even the old nonsense that I used to hear when I'm growing up, you know, the anti-British colonialism is horrible.
00:50:08.000 India would have been a fabulously rich country were it not for colonialism.
00:50:12.000 All of this kind of bloviation has subsided.
00:50:15.000 You have a small clack of socialists who still say this kind of stuff, but by and large, they're ridiculed by the rest of the... Can I ask you, Dinesh?
00:50:22.000 By the way, Audio Wade there just loves Democrats.
00:50:24.000 I don't know why.
00:50:24.000 Maybe you can shoot him straight.
00:50:26.000 But why is it that they're so... I've noticed this with other countries, having been raised in Canada.
00:50:31.000 There was a huge rash of anti-Americanism in Canada, and that's pretty obvious because they're jealous.
00:50:35.000 This is a land of really cool stuff.
00:50:36.000 Canada's silly.
00:50:37.000 And then I've noticed, though, the two groups of people who are most pro-American, this is anecdotal, you would probably have the data on it, have been Indians and, for some reason, Australians.
00:50:47.000 A lot of the time.
00:50:48.000 Why do you think that is with Indians?
00:50:50.000 Why are they so pro-American Western civilization?
00:50:52.000 Because it seems like a lot of, I mean you look at the yogi culture here, the vegan ultra-left culture, they're often espousing what they view as Indian sort of values.
00:51:03.000 Right.
00:51:03.000 The leftist in America who is pursuing India and thinks India is cool because of Hare Krishna and because of all this stuff, they're chasing an India that the Indians are now running away from.
00:51:19.000 They're pursuing an Indian dream that Indians don't have anymore.
00:51:22.000 Indians, by and large, want the American dream.
00:51:25.000 When I was growing up, I grew up under socialism.
00:51:29.000 It wasn't totalitarian socialism, it was democratic socialism.
00:51:33.000 And the three things I remember the most about it are, number one, first of all, we had a seven-year wait to get a phone.
00:51:40.000 Uh, we never had a phone growing up.
00:51:41.000 Obama phone lady would have been pissed.
00:51:44.000 She would have been pissed.
00:51:45.000 Hey, what do you think about India?
00:51:46.000 INDIA SUCKS!
00:51:47.000 OBAMA GOT ME A PHONE!
00:51:50.000 I DON'T KNOW THE NATION, NOTHING!
00:51:52.000 Sorry, go ahead.
00:51:52.000 So then, number two, the ration card.
00:51:55.000 And see, now when we go into a grocery store and they tell you you can only buy, you know, one roll of toilet paper, That's a little temporary whiff of what it was like growing up in a socialist country.
00:52:06.000 It's a real whiff, yeah.
00:52:08.000 They'll tell you, you know, you can only buy so much cooking oil, you can only buy so much rice.
00:52:12.000 And the third is just corruption at every level of government.
00:52:16.000 I mean, you have to pay people under the table all the time.
00:52:19.000 There's corruption here, but not in the same way.
00:52:21.000 So I think Indians who, a whole generation of Indians my age, Fled India.
00:52:27.000 My brother went to sea, other people went to Dubai, a third group of people went to Canada and Australia, a fourth group came to the United States.
00:52:34.000 Wait, did you say that your brother went to sea?
00:52:36.000 Yeah, my brother went as a cadet on a merchant marine ship and he basically started out of Singapore and he made his life, he became a captain.
00:52:46.000 Is he a Scientologist now?
00:52:47.000 He fled India that way.
00:52:48.000 Okay.
00:52:48.000 He's not a Scientologist, though, right?
00:52:50.000 Not that... Not Sea Org.
00:52:52.000 I just wanted to be clear.
00:52:53.000 This call would be... Goodbye, just the... Sorry, Native American, not Indian Native American.
00:52:58.000 You know, the whole broadcast would be stopped.
00:53:01.000 I think that's... I do want to say, because we don't have a lot of time, and I appreciate Megan the time, Dinesh, but...
00:53:05.000 I think it's very important, and you do a very good job of this, delineating between totalitarian socialism and what they call or brand democratic socialism, because it still is socialism.
00:53:14.000 And I've experienced this in Quebec, obviously.
00:53:17.000 I would assume to a lesser degree than India, but it still is a 52% income tax rate.
00:53:22.000 You still are talking about a socialized healthcare system.
00:53:24.000 Where?
00:53:25.000 Listen, now they opened it up to privatization in 2005, but when my mom needed an MRI, and they had fewer MRI machines in the whole country than they had, I think, in the state of Vermont back then, if you pay a few hundred dollars under the table, you can get an MRI within a couple months as opposed to 14.
00:53:41.000 So I think it's important for people who've experienced that to be out there speaking to their experiences.
00:53:49.000 Yeah, I mean, in some ways, at the level of pure principle, democratic socialism differs from totalitarian socialism, kind of like gang rape differs from individual rape.
00:53:59.000 I mean, look at it this way.
00:54:01.000 Look at it this way.
00:54:02.000 I'll explain that.
00:54:07.000 Hold on.
00:54:08.000 Hold on, let me process this.
00:54:10.000 And also, by the way, it reminds me, AudioWade, we need to tell that story about the elephant seal rape, because we were talking about that before.
00:54:16.000 We'll come back to it.
00:54:17.000 Continue with your rape analogy, Mr. D'Souza.
00:54:21.000 All right, go ahead, go ahead.
00:54:25.000 Oh, right.
00:54:25.000 So I'm saying that in both cases, The coercion, whether the coercion comes from one guy or from a majority.
00:54:35.000 Imagine you have a group of people, they all have one marble, right?
00:54:38.000 And one guy has ten marbles.
00:54:40.000 So authoritarian socialism means that one guy gets to grab the guy who has ten marbles and take his marbles.
00:54:46.000 Here's democratic socialism.
00:54:47.000 A majority of the people with one marble all decide to use the same level of force But use the fact that a majority of them have decided to confiscate the other guy.
00:54:57.000 In both cases, the other guy is deprived of his property.
00:55:00.000 In one case, it's done by one guy.
00:55:02.000 In the other case, it's done by force, by a group, claiming the legitimacy of the majority.
00:55:07.000 And that's my point.
00:55:08.000 In a sense, from the point of view of principle, there's no fundamental difference.
00:55:12.000 There's a confiscation in both cases, there's force employed in both cases, and an injustice is done in both cases.
00:55:18.000 Exactly.
00:55:19.000 And that's why it's very important to understand the idea of private property and constitutional rights.
00:55:23.000 Like you said, I think it's a brilliant analogy.
00:55:25.000 In one case, somebody takes the marble.
00:55:27.000 In the other case, the nine marbles take the remaining marble.
00:55:29.000 And if Joe Biden were at the helm, he'd just lose them.
00:55:32.000 There would be no more marbles.
00:55:35.000 Why am I bangerang?
00:55:36.000 All right.
00:55:37.000 It is, Dinesh just said, the book, I believe, is available for pre-order June 2nd.
00:55:42.000 It's going to be out on June 2nd, United States of Socialism, correct?
00:55:46.000 Yes, you can pre-order it now, but it won't be in stores until later.
00:55:49.000 So I'm just thinking through.
00:55:51.000 You know, what's strange about it now is, to me, when you go into stores and they're empty... My wife's from Venezuela, so she's been telling me about the empty stores in Venezuela now for years.
00:56:03.000 But I never knew what that felt like, but now a little bit with this strange virus situation, we're getting a preview of what normal life is like in socialist countries.
00:56:13.000 Yes.
00:56:13.000 That being said, in your private life, take advantage during this pandemic, because if she's from Venezuela, that's one less hungry mouth to feed.
00:56:19.000 Dinesh D'Souza, we must go!
00:56:21.000 The book is United States of Socialism, available for pre-order June 2nd.
00:56:25.000 We're going to go to a short commercial break after this, but we were talking about this before the break.
00:56:30.000 You guys can let Dinesh go.
00:56:31.000 I think he's still on there.
00:56:32.000 You can pre-order the book now, but it's out June 2nd.
00:56:35.000 Yeah, I'm excited.
00:56:36.000 The Elephant Seals.
00:56:37.000 You were telling me about this on your way.
00:56:40.000 And keep in mind, these are the ones that look like a Star Wars character with a snuffleupagus thing.
00:56:44.000 Yeah, so I was watching this documentary called The Riot and the Dance on Amazon Prime, and I knew that you were into animals, so I figured I'd tell you this story.
00:56:52.000 It was just this particular... What does that mean, Wade?
00:56:56.000 I'm into animals?
00:57:00.000 I'm a married man, Wade!
00:57:02.000 In elephant seal populations, there is no consensual sex.
00:57:04.000 Anyway, so elephant seals, yeah, they're the ones with these weird gelatinous noses that
00:57:08.000 fall down in their mouths.
00:57:10.000 But yeah, in elephant seal populations there is no consensual sex.
00:57:15.000 There is only rape.
00:57:17.000 But there's also...
00:57:19.000 But they're also super jealous of each other.
00:57:21.000 So like one guy had like seven females that he constantly rapes.
00:57:28.000 But if another elephant seal comes and rapes one of his females... I was raping that!
00:57:33.000 Yeah, that's the gal I rape all the time.
00:57:37.000 And so in this documentary, there's one where this elephant seal is raping another guy's
00:57:43.000 rape victim, I guess.
00:57:44.000 And then you see in the shot this other elephant seal coming and just charging at him with
00:57:51.000 this weird nose flopping around.
00:57:54.000 And they get in this disgusting-looking fight.
00:57:56.000 And then the— To determine who gets to rape.
00:57:58.000 Exactly.
00:57:59.000 And then the female just slides away.
00:58:00.000 Boys will be boys!
00:58:01.000 Okay, this is going to hurt.
00:58:02.000 Here's the thing.
00:58:03.000 I've also—and you've heard me when I did this at the River Plantation Country Club
00:58:08.000 one time when I had to stand up.
00:58:09.000 One of my banter used to be about how horrible animals are because you'll see PETA—a lot
00:58:13.000 of these animal rights activists say, well, I never see animals treat each other the way
00:58:17.000 humans do.
00:58:18.000 We treat each other more inhumanely.
00:58:21.000 Is this something that you actually mean?
00:58:22.000 Could you try to explain to someone, anyone, an animal rights activist, that scenario, with humans?
00:58:28.000 Like, no, no, this is a relationship, like, oh, okay, so this guy's a polygamist?
00:58:32.000 Not exactly.
00:58:34.000 He doesn't take responsibility?
00:58:35.000 He just has a bunch of women.
00:58:37.000 I don't know that he pays their room and board like a polygamist, so much as when he feels like it and he can find them, he rapes them for hours on end without mercy.
00:58:47.000 And no one else is allowed to because that's his raping post.
00:58:53.000 And then on the flip side, if we could break down the language barrier, which of course we can.
00:58:57.000 I don't think anyone speaks Elephant Seal yet.
00:58:59.000 Try to explain to them the Harvey Weinstein scandal.
00:59:04.000 They'd be like, wait, hold on a second, yeah, but, but she got the Oscar, right?
00:59:08.000 Like, I mean, what's the, what's the problem?
00:59:10.000 Even in this case, she voluntarily, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, that sounds like, that's a solid dude.
00:59:14.000 I don't have the willpower for that.
00:59:15.000 Think about it.
00:59:16.000 This is, this is human beings.
00:59:19.000 Elephant seal rape.
00:59:20.000 Oh my god.
00:59:21.000 Elephant seal's bad.
00:59:23.000 Not good.
00:59:23.000 Not a good thing.
00:59:24.000 You know what?
00:59:25.000 Am I missing anything for a commercial, by the way?
00:59:26.000 Because I don't think we need to go to a commercial.
00:59:28.000 Do you guys want me to go to a commercial?
00:59:29.000 I think, what do we have as a commercial?
00:59:30.000 Is it a black rifle coffee?
00:59:31.000 It's not a new one though, right?
00:59:32.000 Nope.
00:59:33.000 Alright, so listen.
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00:59:38.000 They're doing buy a bag, give a bag right now, where they're actually giving bags to first responders and medical workers.
00:59:44.000 Did we get any of the budget from the networks at all?
00:59:47.000 That's okay.
00:59:48.000 Put it this way!
00:59:49.000 It's more than a handful of mugs!
00:59:52.000 At least two hands.
00:59:54.000 Significantly more.
00:59:57.000 Let's see, from 2010 to 2016, in 2010 the income amounted to $732 million U.S.
01:00:01.000 dollars, and it grew to $7.23 billion.
01:00:02.000 And that's just NBC.
01:00:05.000 That's just NBC.
01:00:06.000 You could say more.
01:00:07.000 You could say more.
01:00:08.000 Slightly more.
01:00:08.000 I mean, if you look at the budget and the funding in round one, round two, and round Al Jazeera, from the Young Turks, it's like towering.
01:00:16.000 It's not even close.
01:00:18.000 Join Mug Club, please, if you still want us here.
01:00:20.000 Quarantine, you get $30 off.
01:00:21.000 I feel like Carl the intern could have made a phone call with that budget for them.
01:00:25.000 He could have been like, lady, did you kill your husband?
01:00:28.000 Right?
01:00:29.000 You did.
01:00:29.000 Okay, good.
01:00:30.000 Got it.
01:00:31.000 Did you both take the fish tank cleaner together?
01:00:35.000 And if so, would you submit to a random urine slash blood test?
01:00:39.000 Exactly.
01:00:40.000 I don't want to.
01:00:40.000 I'm just so shaken up from trusting Trump.
01:00:46.000 It will come out, he wants.
01:00:47.000 By the way, Apple podcast, of course you can subscribe there.
01:00:50.000 All the audio stuff, Crowder Bits.
01:00:53.000 And yeah, $30 off with the Mug Club quarantine right now.
01:00:55.000 It's a great deal.
01:00:56.000 We did Islam Evil.
01:00:58.000 Okay, let me go to this.
01:01:00.000 The checklist.
01:01:00.000 We said Islam was evil.
01:01:02.000 Go to chat really quickly and see what people are saying.
01:01:06.000 T.D.
01:01:06.000 Jakes is on TV.
01:01:07.000 Oh good.
01:01:08.000 That guy is black with a grayish tint.
01:01:09.000 I don't know if we can bring that up.
01:01:11.000 It's a very grayish tint.
01:01:13.000 Maybe it's just bad makeup.
01:01:14.000 Yeah, it is.
01:01:15.000 I don't mean his beard.
01:01:15.000 Translucent?
01:01:16.000 Translucent powder?
01:01:17.000 I hope he's doing okay.
01:01:19.000 I've heard nice things.
01:01:20.000 I don't really know anything.
01:01:21.000 So don't fact check me on any of it.
01:01:22.000 He could be horrible, he could be fantastic.
01:01:23.000 He might not be gray.
01:01:24.000 We have a chat from American Patriot.
01:01:27.000 Hello to the Loud Earth Crowder crew.
01:01:29.000 Thanks so much for the Mug Club Quarantine Month.
01:01:31.000 Do you guys think there is a possibility that this virus could be used to remove constitutional rights or a vehicle for socialism?
01:01:38.000 Oh, of course.
01:01:39.000 Absolutely.
01:01:39.000 I think so many people are yearning for it.
01:01:43.000 What was remarkable to me was there was a news outlet.
01:01:46.000 I can't remember that.
01:01:47.000 Oh, no, it was a guy at Vox.
01:01:48.000 It was an asshole at Vox.
01:01:48.000 Sorry.
01:01:49.000 Memory trigger!
01:01:52.000 It was an asshole at Vox, but I repeat myself.
01:01:55.000 And someone on CNN, I believe, we might be able to pull this clip.
01:01:59.000 I don't necessarily know that we need it because if you doubt me on this and okay, fine.
01:02:02.000 She said, well, we can't do the same things here in the United States because unlike China and unlike places like South Korea, we're a much more free country.
01:02:09.000 And someone at Vox said, seems she confused South Korea and North Korea.
01:02:12.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:02:14.000 It doesn't only have to be Kim Jong-un, but we have a right, a constitutional right to privacy.
01:02:19.000 South Korea used private data on phones to track, monitor, And then release private information to the public in South Korea so that others could avoid them.
01:02:29.000 Like Dinesh was talking about socialism, totalitarian socialism versus democratic socialism, rights are still removed in that instance.
01:02:36.000 Rights are still removed when your private data or any private information is released publicly for the greater good.
01:02:42.000 I think we need to do everything that we can.
01:02:43.000 I think this is a legitimate purview of government in the sense that this is a national security issue.
01:02:47.000 It's a national emergency.
01:02:48.000 That's why they exist.
01:02:50.000 However, they are not allowed to simply trample over constitutional rights.
01:02:56.000 Those are always intact.
01:02:57.000 Yeah, absolutely.
01:02:58.000 And I think the answer to the question too is what Gavin Newsom said.
01:03:02.000 It's obvious.
01:03:03.000 This is a chance for them to launch their progressive vision for the country, not only
01:03:07.000 in the economy, but in politics.
01:03:08.000 He said that on the news.
01:03:10.000 I think it was yesterday or the day before.
01:03:12.000 And I think any time you look back at countries that transition into socialism or end up in
01:03:16.000 an authoritarian state where they weren't before, it's something like this that usually
01:03:20.000 Either a horrific economic situation, maybe Germany after World War I. By the way, what's the limit to how much of this?
01:03:28.000 You can drink the whole bottle.
01:03:30.000 Peptis Bismarck.
01:03:31.000 Don't you love that I had to put on tape?
01:03:34.000 You taped over the directions too.
01:03:37.000 That was a part you should have left open for us.
01:03:40.000 I don't know if that's happening right now, but this is the scary part of the situation.
01:03:43.000 And I am all for government doing something like this, if they can tell us that this will work.
01:03:48.000 My problem is, 15 days, guys.
01:03:50.000 Wait, you're all for the government releasing private data?
01:03:52.000 No, I'm all for the government doing a shutdown like they are right now.
01:03:54.000 Like you said, the purview of government, it's a national emergency, a national security issue, I get it.
01:03:59.000 If they can tell us that what we're doing will work, because we know what we're doing to the economy.
01:04:02.000 There is no question that we're damaging the economy.
01:04:05.000 What you did tell me was that it was 15 days.
01:04:07.000 Then you came back and said we need another 30.
01:04:09.000 What happened when they don't tell you... Oh yeah, go ahead.
01:04:12.000 And one final point.
01:04:13.000 In October, November, when somebody comes around and says, somebody has COVID-19 somewhere in the world, are we all running for the bedrooms again?
01:04:19.000 Are we shutting down countries and economies again?
01:04:21.000 Because that is going to happen.
01:04:22.000 We know that for a fact.
01:04:23.000 Yeah, and they keep reporting how many masks we have, but we don't know how many masks we need.
01:04:28.000 Right.
01:04:29.000 That's absolutely right.
01:04:31.000 And in that case, I guess you said running for the bedroom.
01:04:33.000 I mean, I would run for the bathroom.
01:04:35.000 Gerald runs for the bedroom.
01:04:36.000 German lineage.
01:04:38.000 Have some fun on your way out, you know?
01:04:40.000 I do think your kid's gonna see this someday.
01:04:42.000 How do you think you got here, son?
01:04:46.000 Speaking of which... I'm so sorry.
01:04:51.000 No, you're not.
01:04:54.000 The names have not been changed to protect the innocents.
01:04:56.000 There are no innocents.
01:04:57.000 This is something that I talked about.
01:04:58.000 You can go back and watch.
01:05:01.000 It's hard to know exactly who to trust.
01:05:03.000 So off of your point, it's also the numbers that they don't release.
01:05:05.000 When they say, look, these are the deaths.
01:05:07.000 Okay.
01:05:08.000 Who's dying?
01:05:09.000 Every life lost is precious, of course.
01:05:11.000 And I hate, by the way, it's like one of those things where you can never criticize a war or military action without being accused of hating the troops.
01:05:18.000 Now, I do think that if we are actually at war, you should probably not denigrate the troops when they come back, or spit on them like with Vietnam.
01:05:25.000 But if you say, you know what, I'm not necessarily sure that we can fix the Middle East, that doesn't mean that you hate the troops.
01:05:30.000 And I hate it when conservatives sometimes do that.
01:05:31.000 I also hate if you say, hey, maybe this isn't the right approach to the coronavirus, that somehow you don't care about the lives lost.
01:05:37.000 The lives lost do matter.
01:05:38.000 What they don't tell you when they're shutting down the economy is that 90-something percent in Italy, 99.
01:05:43.000 I believe in New York it's 96.
01:05:46.000 We've done it in previous videos where the links are there directly.
01:05:49.000 99% of coronavirus patients in Italy had pre-existing conditions or over the age of 80.
01:05:53.000 They should be telling us that because that might determine what we do.
01:05:57.000 It might determine whether people will tolerate or even ask for their rights to be removed.
01:06:02.000 In other words, they might say, oh, 99% of people are over the age of 80 and have a pre-existing condition.
01:06:09.000 Otherwise, the fatality rate is higher than the flu, but well under 1%.
01:06:13.000 And with these precautionary measures, it can be lower.
01:06:16.000 Let's not shut down the entire economy, because I want my child to have a future in this country.
01:06:20.000 That would be a reasonable response.
01:06:22.000 If you're only given half of the information, that's a problem.
01:06:25.000 And this comes back to another story that I think is very important, because I talked about this quite a bit.
01:06:30.000 In the same vein, it makes it really hard to know what to trust.
01:06:34.000 So masks, right now.
01:06:36.000 This is a new story.
01:06:37.000 CDC, they're now saying that masks may be good.
01:06:40.000 That they may be good.
01:06:41.000 Like we didn't know this.
01:06:43.000 Who wants to put the over-under on in two days?
01:06:45.000 They'll say, masks, okay, they're good.
01:06:46.000 Masks are good.
01:06:47.000 Masks are good.
01:06:49.000 You love them.
01:06:50.000 Good masks.
01:06:51.000 Love masks.
01:06:52.000 Num, num, num, num, mask.
01:06:53.000 That's what they're going... Because really, it's not about what's best for you.
01:06:57.000 It's about the fact that there was a shortage.
01:06:59.000 And why does that matter?
01:07:01.000 Because they're trying to cover their own asses because the government shipped out a lot of these medical supplies and didn't replenish them.
01:07:06.000 Oh, right now!
01:07:08.000 Trump says new recommendations on masks are upcoming.
01:07:14.000 Meaning, like, they're good.
01:07:16.000 If used properly.
01:07:17.000 Hold on, shut up.
01:07:20.000 I've spoken with doctors.
01:07:21.000 I know.
01:07:22.000 Don't cut me off on this because I don't want to give the wrong... What's your information on masks, Gerald?
01:07:28.000 If you use them improperly, you can actually infect yourself.
01:07:33.000 Sorry.
01:07:34.000 Did I?
01:07:34.000 You just ruined the lead!
01:07:36.000 Did I?
01:07:37.000 No.
01:07:38.000 It's okay.
01:07:39.000 I don't care.
01:07:40.000 But I actually, I want to be very careful because some people think that the improper
01:07:41.000 way to use a mask is that you can't reuse masks ever.
01:07:43.000 That's not true either.
01:07:44.000 No, no.
01:07:45.000 That is not true either because that's misinformation that has been put out there by supposed doctors.
01:07:49.000 So, initially, what were we told?
01:07:50.000 You don't need masks at all.
01:07:52.000 I said on this show, actually, masks kind of help.
01:07:54.000 And I talked about if you don't have a mask, you can make one out of a t-shirt or a pillowcase.
01:07:59.000 Did a lot of research on that.
01:08:00.000 They said, don't take masks because we have a... And then they said, but every healthcare worker needs one.
01:08:06.000 Because there's a shortage.
01:08:06.000 Well, hold on.
01:08:07.000 What is it?
01:08:07.000 Do masks not work?
01:08:09.000 Or is there a shortage?
01:08:10.000 Just tell us, listen, everyone should be wearing masks, but we screwed up so we don't have enough masks and the private industry is going to have to step in and save us.
01:08:17.000 So yes, masks help, but please bear with us because we suck.
01:08:22.000 We're incompetent.
01:08:23.000 If they said that, it wouldn't have been a problem.
01:08:24.000 The problem is they lied to the American public.
01:08:26.000 And so what does that do?
01:08:27.000 It removes faith in institutions, just like with the media, and Russia, and a false impeachment sham.
01:08:33.000 I didn't mean to actually shut up, I just want to make sure they get the right medical information because I could be sued.
01:08:37.000 And I could, uh, it's already happened.
01:08:39.000 Usually an angry transgender, but in this case it could be an angry transgender doctor who just looks like Sub-Zero.
01:08:44.000 What are you saying about the religion, Matt?
01:08:47.000 Yeah, no, they should have just been honest from the beginning.
01:08:49.000 The same things that they're accusing President Donald Trump of not being honest about.
01:08:52.000 Right, exactly.
01:08:53.000 Oh, they should have just been honest from the beginning.
01:08:54.000 Well, here's the thing.
01:08:56.000 I don't want to attribute to a sinister motive what you can simply chuck up to incompetence, but do you really believe that the CDC, that government health agencies, suddenly woke... Do you think their head popped off the pillow?
01:09:07.000 Like, oh, oh, I was wrong about that.
01:09:11.000 They knew when they said this.
01:09:13.000 Why?
01:09:13.000 Let's bring up the study.
01:09:14.000 Masks work.
01:09:16.000 We know beyond any shadow of a doubt that masks do help.
01:09:19.000 That's why they do them in a lot of these Asian countries.
01:09:20.000 And sure, when you get on a Southwest flight and you see someone with that and they're eating hard-boiled eggs, it's weird, it's unsightly, but that's not like a wet market.
01:09:27.000 It's just cultural differences that we learn to tolerate.
01:09:30.000 But the reason, if they told us, if they didn't tell us that masks work, I can't think of any other motivation than thinking that we can't handle that information.
01:09:38.000 Right.
01:09:39.000 Like, they lie to us to try to, because they don't think we can discern, like, okay, these people need them, I should not buy them.
01:09:45.000 But yeah, so they basically are assuming we're stupid.
01:09:45.000 Right.
01:09:47.000 Well, no, I don't think they're assuming the American public is stupid.
01:09:53.000 I think that they know the American public will be manipulated by the media, in the sense that the media will go out and say, BUY ALL THE TOILET PAPER!
01:10:00.000 And people are going, what?
01:10:01.000 I have to buy all of the rolls!
01:10:03.000 And that's what would happen with the masks, if the media comes out and says, we don't have enough masks because Donald Trump's CDC shipped them as opposed to Barack Obama.
01:10:11.000 And unfortunately, these could be life-saving measures in these dangerous times, and everyone's I need a mask!
01:10:17.000 That's the issue.
01:10:18.000 The American public are not stupid, I will say this.
01:10:20.000 But, unfortunately, a lot of the American public, and particularly some older portions of the American public, have believed in this idea of objective journalism.
01:10:30.000 And so I think right now they have to think, the CDC, FDA, Donald Trump, they have to think two, three moves ahead because there's a difference between what they want to say versus what the media will say.
01:10:38.000 And by the way, I want this to be a campaign, you don't air the press briefing, you don't get a press badge.
01:10:44.000 That's why it matters.
01:10:45.000 Donald Trump could come out and say, hey, listen, we are building more masks, okay?
01:10:49.000 We need more masks, but right now, give priority to health care workers.
01:10:53.000 And then the media, because they refuse to run the briefing, then they write commentary saying Donald Trump says he lied about masks because they want to hurt his approval rating.
01:10:59.000 When Donald Trump speaks directly to the American people right now, his approval rating goes up.
01:11:02.000 And so what do they do?
01:11:03.000 They stop running the press briefings.
01:11:04.000 How effective are masks?
01:11:06.000 I've talked about this on air specifically, what, two, three weeks ago?
01:11:09.000 Again, Origin Maine, they're stepping up, they're doing masks, reusable masks.
01:11:13.000 Even a homemade mask, particularly from a cotton blend, t-shirt, or antimicrobial pillowcase, okay?
01:11:18.000 We have a link right there, so hold it up a little bit longer so that people can, this comes from NIH.gov.
01:11:24.000 where they did a study and you can find more information on it. They studied to see what
01:11:27.000 was most effective at removing particles and actually the most effective was I think a
01:11:32.000 vacuum bag cleaner and a dish towel but then people just couldn't breathe and they were
01:11:35.000 suffocating. So they said the best middle ground is a poly blend t-shirt followed by an antimicrobial
01:11:42.000 pillowcase because you create two layers and it is 70 percent effective at filtering small particles.
01:11:48.000 Now, keep in mind, a non-N95 mask is 80-something percent effective.
01:11:52.000 Anywhere from 80-something percent to, I've heard, as high as 94%.
01:11:55.000 I don't have the exact numbers.
01:11:57.000 People might say, 70%?
01:11:59.000 That's not a lot.
01:11:59.000 Here's the thing.
01:12:00.000 There's a two-fold benefit with masks, and I think that it's something we could do in this country, by the way, that would allow us to, again, protect the most vulnerable, quarantine old people, teach them how to play Xbox for all we care, give them their checks, allow businesses to open up, identify non-essential businesses, do the exact reverse of what we're doing, encourage the washing hands, proper hygiene, and Encourage people to wear masks and use them properly.
01:12:24.000 And the beauty is, now you can sanitize masks as well.
01:12:26.000 You can re-sanitize masks.
01:12:27.000 They're recyclable.
01:12:28.000 So not only are we going to have more masks available, we're going to have more masks available in a way that is reusable.
01:12:33.000 So 70% doesn't seem like a whole lot two-fold benefit.
01:12:36.000 Number one, we're finding out that the droplets, it's not an airborne virus.
01:12:40.000 It's not like, you know, mustard gas.
01:12:42.000 But the droplets are going significantly further than they initially thought.
01:12:46.000 Uh, there still seems to be some testing, a little bit of disagreement.
01:12:49.000 I don't want to give you false information.
01:12:51.000 Masks almost completely eliminate that.
01:12:54.000 So masks almost, they eliminate very effectively.
01:12:54.000 Okay?
01:12:57.000 The 70% is not about droplets going out.
01:13:00.000 Droplets going out.
01:13:02.000 Masks are very effective at stopping that.
01:13:04.000 So what happens?
01:13:04.000 People who are carriers, maybe even people, maybe even people who are asymptomatic, which by the way, it seems like that should be silver lining, right?
01:13:10.000 25% of people are asymptomatic.
01:13:12.000 So in other words, 90% of people, when you total it up, have the coronavirus, have no symptoms at all.
01:13:16.000 Is that good news?
01:13:18.000 Instead, it's 25% are asymptomatic, which means they can bring it to the 1% who aren't asymptomatic!
01:13:23.000 So there's some good with the bad.
01:13:23.000 Oh my god!
01:13:25.000 In other words, let's take the good news and then extrapolate from that.
01:13:30.000 Put together a strategy on how to stay safe.
01:13:33.000 25% of people don't have any symptoms at all, and the vast majority have very mild symptoms.
01:13:37.000 So now we know a lot.
01:13:39.000 A lot of people are asymptomatic, don't know that they have coronavirus, and we know that masks stop it from spreading to other people.
01:13:45.000 Everyone go out and wear masks and then it's 70% effective at ingoing particles.
01:13:51.000 That's not entirely, but that being said, it's very effective for outgoing particles and then 70% for the next guy with Ingoing particles?
01:13:59.000 Guess what?
01:14:00.000 That's more effective than a flu vaccine.
01:14:02.000 What do we do with a flu vaccine?
01:14:03.000 Is it to immunize 20% of the American public so that we hopefully get some kind of herd immunity?
01:14:07.000 That would be huge!
01:14:09.000 It would be at least as probably comparable to washing hands.
01:14:13.000 And like you said, don't use them improperly.
01:14:15.000 In other words, don't cough in your mask and give it to someone else.
01:14:18.000 Don't think that you can just put your mask on and off and on and off and it'll actually keep the bacteria out from you.
01:14:22.000 Now, if you're a carrier, don't touch your eyes.
01:14:25.000 Yeah, you cough into it and people get particles on it, and then you take it off like this, and they're like, well, you just got it on your hands, and then you touched your eye.
01:14:31.000 Like, just take it off this way.
01:14:33.000 Well, the problem there is, if you have it.
01:14:35.000 If you have it and you cough into it, now there's disease in that mask.
01:14:37.000 But if you cough into it, unless you go, hey, smell this!
01:14:41.000 The next person doesn't necessarily get it.
01:14:43.000 Do you like, I put in some essential oils!
01:14:46.000 You should kill everything I heard!
01:14:49.000 Here's one of the things.
01:14:49.000 Talking about the American people, we behave very rationally for the most part.
01:14:54.000 There's plenty of examples where we don't.
01:14:55.000 When people are panicked, they behave very irrationally.
01:14:58.000 And people panicked and bought the stupidest things in the world, like toilet paper.
01:15:02.000 That's going to help you in the zombie apocalypse.
01:15:04.000 Having toilet paper is going to be a thing.
01:15:08.000 Do we?
01:15:08.000 Okay, very nice.
01:15:09.000 We do, and it is without a doubt the single most offensive piece of content that we have ever done.
01:15:14.000 That is saying something.
01:15:15.000 I think I'll be on vacation that day.
01:15:16.000 Yeah, you don't need to be here.
01:15:18.000 You do not need to be here.
01:15:19.000 But it's important that we do it.
01:15:20.000 It creates that kind of panic, and so if you have a CDC or you have the federal government come out and just say, look guys, like you said, we need to get these to first responders.
01:15:28.000 When we get that done, you will get the masks, we'll get whatever we need to you.
01:15:31.000 That's much better than panicking people and saying, oh my god, did you see all the toilet paper's gone, or all the masks are gone.
01:15:36.000 Right?
01:15:36.000 We behave very irrationally, and we become stupid.
01:15:38.000 So that's my point.
01:15:39.000 Especially if we don't have all the information.
01:15:41.000 If we don't have all the information, the American public are going to panic even more.
01:15:45.000 They're going to go to Facebook and find the information.
01:15:47.000 That's mostly wrong.
01:15:48.000 Here's one thing.
01:15:49.000 Let me be really honest with you guys, okay?
01:15:51.000 Because, and I am always as honest as I can.
01:15:53.000 You've heard me talk about Everclear and masks before.
01:15:56.000 But I won't lie.
01:15:56.000 There's always a concern.
01:15:57.000 Let's say you have the inside scoop.
01:15:59.000 And that's why you see insider trading happening with people in Congress or, you know, Republicans, Republicans or Democrats, or you see it in media.
01:16:05.000 Sometimes we're privy to information.
01:16:07.000 And sometimes we want to make sure that we get ahead of it.
01:16:09.000 That's what people do.
01:16:10.000 And so they don't release that.
01:16:11.000 They don't release that information.
01:16:12.000 That could be what's going on with masks.
01:16:14.000 I think that has happened with a lot of people as it relates to some of the emergency supplies.
01:16:18.000 I will tell you this.
01:16:19.000 I was conflicted about telling you guys about Everclear because I was like, let me go buy some Everclear right away.
01:16:26.000 Uh, but I told you that day and then it was available and only a week later did Everclear start getting purchased off the shelves because Everclear can be a sanitizer, it's 90% alcohol, it can be used as a hand sanitizer, it can be used as a cleaner, it's also something you can drink if you need to, and right now it's significantly cheaper than hand sanitizer.
01:16:42.000 Now, I have a couple of bottles of Everclear, so I'm fine, but I wanted to make sure that you guys know about this.
01:16:47.000 The one area where I will say That I don't tell you is my favorite cigar.
01:16:52.000 People always ask, and I don't say it because it is available in very limited quantities, it's a seasonal release, and I haven't been able to get a hold of a manufacturer.
01:17:00.000 That's one of those things.
01:17:01.000 People want to know, when do I use my Celebrity or my Clout?
01:17:04.000 I want to make sure that I have enough of my favorite cigar before I recommend it because I know I'll never be able to find it again.
01:17:10.000 So it's not, that's just my thing.
01:17:12.000 That's just my thing, okay?
01:17:15.000 Everything is out in the open.
01:17:16.000 If I were to go to confessional, that's what I would confess.
01:17:19.000 I've never told you my favorite cigar.
01:17:21.000 I've told you about all the cigars I like, but the one I really love comes from like one portion of this field, and it's so good, and it tastes like I had never had as a Canadian.
01:17:31.000 Maybe they have them in Canada.
01:17:32.000 Yeah.
01:17:32.000 But you said it tasted like a... Like a snickerdoodle cookie.
01:17:36.000 It tasted like a snickerdoodle.
01:17:36.000 Yes.
01:17:36.000 What?
01:17:38.000 So nice.
01:17:39.000 I am not a violent person, but I would kill all your children for a lot of these cigars.
01:17:45.000 Oh my gosh.
01:17:46.000 Well, how many are we talking about?
01:17:47.000 I make it quick.
01:17:47.000 I make it quick.
01:17:49.000 I don't want to hurt anybody.
01:17:50.000 I'm not a monster.
01:17:51.000 Like a large quantity of them?
01:17:53.000 I need to have a quantity.
01:17:54.000 So that's the only thing.
01:17:56.000 I had a point with this.
01:17:57.000 Oh, okay.
01:17:58.000 So same thing with masks.
01:17:59.000 In other words, we've said from the beginning, masks are really important.
01:18:02.000 Origin Maine, they can do a thousand a day.
01:18:04.000 We have those.
01:18:05.000 They are reusable.
01:18:06.000 Here's something else that I'll let you in on.
01:18:07.000 I use something in our... This is not news, but I hope this helps some people out there.
01:18:12.000 I use something because I have a jiu-jitsu gym at home.
01:18:15.000 Woven comes out in trains and it's in my garage.
01:18:17.000 I use something called Simple Green.
01:18:18.000 Simply Green, I think it is.
01:18:19.000 It's a mat cleaner that we use.
01:18:20.000 Soylent Green, yeah.
01:18:21.000 No, no, it's not Soylent Green.
01:18:22.000 It's Simple Green.
01:18:23.000 I think it's sold out.
01:18:23.000 You can't find it now anyway.
01:18:25.000 I always have a few gallons of it on hand because it kills staph infection, ringworm.
01:18:30.000 That's a big thing in grappling.
01:18:31.000 Now, that being said, you can put two ounces of this into a laundry load and it will sanitize it.
01:18:36.000 It can actually be used in industrial settings.
01:18:37.000 Oh, okay.
01:18:38.000 And so that's what we've been doing with our Origin masks here at the Latos Powder Studios.
01:18:42.000 You can find this.
01:18:43.000 Origin, Maine is the company.
01:18:45.000 And we put them in there and wash them with this Simple Green, I think is what it's called.
01:18:48.000 I don't know the exact name.
01:18:49.000 It's Matt Clean Simple Green.
01:18:51.000 Johnny, boy, you know what it is.
01:18:52.000 You can send it in.
01:18:54.000 Matt Cleaner.
01:18:54.000 And we sanitize the masks.
01:18:55.000 And they are reusable.
01:18:57.000 It does say on there, right, coronavirus, it kills coronavirus.
01:19:00.000 It does say that, yeah, it does say that it kills coronavirus.
01:19:02.000 This is a novel coronavirus.
01:19:03.000 Keep in mind that 7 to 15 percent of all influenza deaths every year, all influenza infection cases, are some form of coronavirus.
01:19:09.000 Not this kind, but some form.
01:19:12.000 So, there you go.
01:19:13.000 Masks, Ever clear, but I'm not going to tell you my favorite cigar.
01:19:17.000 Just let me have this one.
01:19:18.000 I love you.
01:19:19.000 There are other cigars that I love.
01:19:20.000 This is not a lie.
01:19:21.000 In my other top ten list, I love Brickhouse Standard.
01:19:24.000 I love the Rania cigars.
01:19:25.000 I like almost anything from Espinoza.
01:19:27.000 I like almost anything from A.J.
01:19:28.000 Fernandez.
01:19:29.000 I love Padron's.
01:19:30.000 I love the Oliva V. Milano.
01:19:33.000 All of these are great cigars, but I'm not going to tell you my favorite.
01:19:38.000 Yeah, we have a chat here from Matt... If it's about the cigar, I don't want to hear it!
01:19:41.000 I don't want to hear it if it's about the cigar!
01:19:42.000 I'm not going to tell anybody!
01:19:43.000 Well, never mind.
01:19:44.000 No, it's not about the cigar.
01:19:46.000 It is from Matt in Florida.
01:19:47.000 What repercussions should China face for unleashing this pandemic on the world?
01:19:52.000 And he has a couple of suggestions.
01:19:54.000 So forced forgiveness of debt, mass tariffs, recognition of Taiwan.
01:19:57.000 What do you think?
01:19:58.000 I think all of the above.
01:19:59.000 I think all of the above and guess how it starts with us here in the United States of America.
01:20:03.000 Let's be nationalists and actually recognize that we have the power to be the change we seek for assholes around the world.
01:20:10.000 So we can recognize Taiwan.
01:20:12.000 We can try and exert pressure to make sure that all All international committees and treaties that have anyone sign onto it recognizes Taiwan.
01:20:19.000 We can make sure that there's some forgiveness of debt, at least to the amount of economic damage that you've done to the global economy.
01:20:25.000 And as far as the tariffs, listen, I'm not a protectionist.
01:20:28.000 I just believe that they should start playing fairly.
01:20:31.000 So in other words, it should be an equal give-and-take with goods.
01:20:35.000 If they take the tariffs off of ours, if they start importing fairly, we should do the same.
01:20:39.000 Until then, we mirror them exactly.
01:20:40.000 It's matching intensity.
01:20:42.000 Like my original Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu instructor, his name was Fred Precio.
01:20:45.000 When I was going in, I was rolling really hard a little bit.
01:20:47.000 I was a white belt.
01:20:47.000 We've talked about this a little bit.
01:20:48.000 He goes, Hey, Steven, I want to tell you a story, okay?
01:20:51.000 When you fight, You match the spice.
01:20:57.000 I said what?
01:20:57.000 I said when you fight on the match, if you go switch, people gonna be switch.
01:21:02.000 People gonna be switch with you like a cookie.
01:21:05.000 He didn't know snickerdoodle.
01:21:06.000 If you roll switch, people be switch with you.
01:21:10.000 If you roll spicy, people not gonna be switch.
01:21:13.000 So he was saying you match the intensity.
01:21:15.000 We do that with China, but certainly Taiwan should be recognized.
01:21:18.000 If Brad Pitt can get praise for seven years in Tibet, I think that we should certainly go out and start hammering international commie pricks for not recognizing a nation that wants to separate from it.
01:21:30.000 Isn't it funny that the punishment that China gets is basically that they just have to start playing fair?
01:21:35.000 Right.
01:21:35.000 Your punishment is that you can't do all the crap you used to do and get away with it anymore.
01:21:39.000 Now you have to be normal, like everybody else.
01:21:41.000 It'd be like if a Chinese guy were swirling another Asian guy, by the way.
01:21:46.000 It'd be like if a Chinese man were swirling a Taiwanese... I don't know if they're... I think they're all probably about the same size.
01:21:50.000 Small and snatcher, in general.
01:21:52.000 Swirling a Taiwanese person, and then a white American goes and goes, hey, you stopped swirling him!
01:21:57.000 And then a left goes, racist?
01:21:58.000 Is it because he's Chinese?
01:21:59.000 No, it's because he's swirling the other... What are you, Taiwan?
01:22:02.000 It's because he's swirling the other Asian!
01:22:04.000 The other non-descript Asian!
01:22:06.000 I want the Asian to stop raping the other Asian!
01:22:09.000 That's nothing to do with race!
01:22:10.000 But we're accused of being racist or ethnocentric.
01:22:13.000 Yeah, we do have one more chat from Daniel here.
01:22:16.000 He says, after the coronavirus is over, what is the first thing you will do?
01:22:20.000 What is the first thing that I will do?
01:22:22.000 Gosh, I think...
01:22:27.000 It hasn't changed my life a whole lot, that's the truth.
01:22:29.000 I'm such a hermit.
01:22:30.000 Yeah, that's true.
01:22:31.000 What are you going to do?
01:22:32.000 I'm going to go out to eat with my wife, probably.
01:22:35.000 We just want to go out.
01:22:36.000 I mean, she likes to stay inside too, so for her this is the same kind of thing.
01:22:40.000 It's like, oh, everybody has to stay at home and I have no expectation of social.
01:22:43.000 Is that what she tells you?
01:22:45.000 She doesn't have a choice, but she's like, no, no, I like it.
01:22:48.000 And then she's throwing down her ponytail from the window.
01:22:50.000 Someone help!
01:22:52.000 Exactly.
01:22:53.000 I don't let her on the second floor.
01:22:55.000 You know, I don't know.
01:22:56.000 Honestly, I really don't know.
01:22:58.000 I have no idea.
01:22:59.000 My life hasn't changed.
01:22:59.000 Maybe I'll go out to eat.
01:23:00.000 Like, I'll go to a restaurant, which usually, like, I eat at home.
01:23:03.000 My wife cooks, or we order at home.
01:23:06.000 We'll go back to doing a normal show.
01:23:09.000 I don't know.
01:23:10.000 Honestly, like, the thing is, my life is so day-to-day, making sure that we hopefully serve you guys adequately.
01:23:16.000 That's why we're doing Mug Club Quarantine.
01:23:17.000 This is one thing, too.
01:23:18.000 I talked with Wade this week.
01:23:19.000 I'm like, you know what?
01:23:20.000 I'm doing twice the show.
01:23:21.000 I'm not going to make an extra dime.
01:23:23.000 That's not what happens with me.
01:23:24.000 But you're just working harder.
01:23:25.000 We're working harder because I can't fix people in an ER.
01:23:28.000 You can't.
01:23:29.000 I can make jokes.
01:23:30.000 We can talk about elephant seals.
01:23:32.000 It's true.
01:23:32.000 You know what we should do?
01:23:34.000 And I'm not buying this.
01:23:35.000 Usually I don't like your suggestions.
01:23:36.000 You don't, yes.
01:23:37.000 But we should do like a celebratory live show somewhere.
01:23:40.000 That would be a lot of fun.
01:23:41.000 An end of quarantine live show.
01:23:42.000 I'm committed to it right now.
01:23:43.000 I'm just kidding.
01:23:44.000 And then we start the pandemic all over again.
01:23:47.000 There's someone sitting at the CDC.
01:23:48.000 Brilliant idea.
01:23:49.000 And sir, thank God we dodged that.
01:23:51.000 Please, put the burgundy on.
01:23:52.000 Wait a second.
01:23:56.000 And it's a louder with Crowder live on campus.
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01:24:41.000 Yeah, that's one thing we're going to do whenever... That's one thing we'll do!
01:24:43.000 We'll be able to get back to that, yeah, for sure.
01:24:45.000 There are actually quite a few new confronts, if you can believe it.
01:24:49.000 I'm just lying and waiting.
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01:25:07.000 So let me just tell you this.
01:25:10.000 In closing, personal story, and I talk about this.
01:25:13.000 It's not necessarily in line with the crowd of closes that I do on the typical Thursday show, but there's kind of a rite of passage for men.
01:25:20.000 I had a comic friend who said this, that every man has the rite of passage.
01:25:23.000 They have two stories.
01:25:25.000 One is where they drink too much.
01:25:27.000 Typically, that's the story they tell.
01:25:28.000 And one is where a man craps his pants.
01:25:31.000 And he believed that if you didn't have these stories, that you were not a man.
01:25:35.000 I don't have either of those.
01:25:37.000 Good-sized penis, though, so I figure it evens out.
01:25:40.000 Slightly above average.
01:25:42.000 Bell curve?
01:25:42.000 Little, little, little higher.
01:25:45.000 Just past center.
01:25:46.000 That's how you know I'm telling the truth.
01:25:47.000 Or am I playing 8D chess and trying to make you think that without examining my intelligence?
01:25:51.000 So anyway, every man typically has those stories.
01:25:53.000 I don't.
01:25:53.000 But as far as the story of crapping one's pants, today I came as close to this as ever in my life.
01:26:02.000 And it was a spiritual experience.
01:26:03.000 Let me explain to you.
01:26:06.000 My routine is I drive, nowhere in particular, I drive around in my car and I have Black Rifle coffee, and usually I have some kind of a seltzer water as a palate cleanser because I really like savoring the coffee, and then sometimes I'll have a cigar.
01:26:16.000 Okay?
01:26:17.000 Listen, sorry, so sue me.
01:26:19.000 That's my morning routine.
01:26:21.000 I have kind of a loop that I do.
01:26:23.000 For some reason this morning, and I'll get to the some reason, at least my suspicion, I was driving away from home.
01:26:30.000 So I knew it was 10 minutes back.
01:26:31.000 I know the typical loop is about 20 minutes at its furthest point.
01:26:35.000 And I went, oh no.
01:26:37.000 And I felt the rumble.
01:26:38.000 And it was more than a rumble.
01:26:40.000 Um, it was like, it was like, ah, okay, this is a problem, right?
01:26:44.000 So let me just turn around, and I'm going back.
01:26:46.000 So the loop is not the same street, because I turn around in a different portion.
01:26:49.000 I like seeing the sunrise, because I'm up pretty early.
01:26:50.000 And as I loop back around to come home, I feel like, okay, I'm definitely not going to a public restroom, because of coronavirus right now.
01:26:56.000 And I figure that I can climb up there.
01:26:57.000 If we can't touch our eyes, If we cannot touch our eyes, if there's any irritation there, I figure it's somewhat porous, and I don't want to roll the dice at the 7-Eleven.
01:27:07.000 You don't want to be the guy that got coronavirus through his ass.
01:27:09.000 No, exactly.
01:27:09.000 Yeah, you don't want to be that guy.
01:27:11.000 Patient zero.
01:27:11.000 No good.
01:27:13.000 You don't want that to be on your tombstone.
01:27:16.000 You know what's funny?
01:27:17.000 What if there is a guy where that happened, and he's a guy who everyone suspects is gay, but he's been telling his wife no, and then the doctor's like, I mean, you got your coronavirus through your ass.
01:27:25.000 What?!
01:27:26.000 No!
01:27:27.000 No, sweetie, what is happening?
01:27:28.000 Somebody coughed on me!
01:27:29.000 Must have been when I licked that telephone pole.
01:27:33.000 So I didn't want to stop at a public restroom.
01:27:35.000 So I'm driving home and thinking, OK, I got time.
01:27:37.000 And then, on my loop home, there's a roadblock.
01:27:41.000 And because construction workers can't go out and work, it's not moving at all.
01:27:44.000 Oh no.
01:27:45.000 So three lanes has become one.
01:27:48.000 And I imagine that a demonic figure was put in the Hyundai four cars in front of me.
01:27:54.000 Because what should have been, at this point, seven minutes turned into 15.
01:28:00.000 And I'm sitting there, and I know some people are going to think this is sacrilegious, but I swear to you, I was sitting there and I was just praying.
01:28:05.000 I'm like, please, Lord, don't let me crap my pants.
01:28:07.000 Please, God, don't let me crap my pants.
01:28:09.000 I've not done it.
01:28:10.000 Don't let me crap my pants.
01:28:11.000 And then, at a certain point, I just realized, once we're going to minute 15, 16, 17, I kind of released myself to the process.
01:28:19.000 And I said, you know what?
01:28:21.000 You lay all your problems at his feet.
01:28:22.000 I'm going to stop because the lactic acid threshold, there's a lactic acid threshold for the pucker there.
01:28:27.000 People don't know.
01:28:27.000 It's just like a bicep.
01:28:28.000 You know, there's a certain point you can't do any more curls.
01:28:30.000 Right.
01:28:30.000 At a certain point, it's like opening the pressure chamber in Sphere.
01:28:37.000 And which one was Sam Neill underwater?
01:28:39.000 Was it Sphere?
01:28:40.000 Sam Neill.
01:28:41.000 Event Horizon. I don't know. Either way, demonic figure in Hyundai and I'm like, I'm not going to...
01:28:46.000 So I said, okay, Lord, I am not in control of this.
01:28:50.000 Whatever happens, happens.
01:28:51.000 And then, I thought for sure that I did.
01:28:56.000 Because there was some sense, there was relief.
01:28:58.000 There was relief.
01:28:59.000 And I sat there for another five minutes, Mrs. Hyundai, and I made it home.
01:29:05.000 And then I still ran to the bathroom because I figured I maybe only, you know, released a certain amount to make it bearable until I got home.
01:29:12.000 But I shit you not, I got home, I went to the bathroom to check the damage because I wanted to make sure that I threw anything out, you know, pull an Al Roker, and I check my sweatpants.
01:29:23.000 And it was like Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego.
01:29:26.000 There was no poop.
01:29:27.000 I didn't poop myself.
01:29:29.000 They didn't burn in the fire.
01:29:31.000 I looked and I was like, what?
01:29:33.000 So for some reason, and then by the way, I took care, I went.
01:29:36.000 So in other words, it wasn't like I didn't have to go anymore and I missed my chance.
01:29:39.000 It was so painful.
01:29:41.000 That's why you saw me with the Pepto-Bismol.
01:29:42.000 I think it was just like after giving birth, there's a certain level of remaining inflammation, auxiliary inflammatory markers.
01:29:50.000 And what happened there was I got, Did we have that overlay?
01:29:54.000 It was clean as a whistle!
01:29:57.000 And I tell you what, everyone always is looking for a big sign.
01:30:02.000 Sometimes with God, the Lord works in mysterious ways, and it's the small things.
01:30:06.000 And so I still don't have a story of crapping my pants, which I guess means I'm not a real man, but I'm eternally grateful.
01:30:13.000 Thank you very much.
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