Louder with Crowder - September 04, 2026


Clancy Trial Hits Climax: One Man Is Holding the Line


Episode Stats


Length

13 minutes

Words per minute

96.63

Word count

1,348

Sentence count

181


Transcript

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00:04:26.000 My name's Steven, Steven Crowder.
00:04:37.000 I could eat about a million and a half of these donuts.
00:04:41.000 My mama always said life was like a box of donuts.
00:04:46.000 It gets stale pretty quick.
00:04:52.000 That must be a terrible mug.
00:04:55.000 I bet you could sip all day from a mug like that and not taste a thing.
00:04:59.000 I'm glad I don't have a mug like that.
00:05:03.000 My lips hurt.
00:05:04.000 Mom always said there's an awful lot you can tell about a person by their mug.
00:05:08.000 what they drunk, where they drank.
00:05:13.000 I drank from lots of mugs.
00:05:15.000 I bet if I could think about it real hard, I could remember my first mug.
00:05:20.000 Mama said I could drink anything.
00:05:23.000 She said it was my magic mug.
00:05:26.000 I'm just trying to read a book.
00:05:28.000 Is there a point you're trying to get to, mister?
00:05:31.000 Well, yeah, I was supposed to do this whole thing where this mug is part of my life story.
00:05:42.000 I've been with it through thick and thin.
00:05:44.000 I think I go to war, survived the war, and there's something with shrimp and a black guy.
00:05:52.000 So you're selling mugs or?
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00:06:11.000 Are you recording this?
00:06:13.000 Where the camera?
00:06:14.000 It was my magic mug.
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00:06:30.000 Subject for today.
00:06:45.000 First thing, it was supposed to be the sip.
00:06:47.000 I said it was your laugh.
00:06:48.000 Yeah.
00:06:49.000 Sorry.
00:06:50.000 Don't say something funny right before me.
00:06:51.000 Come on.
00:06:52.000 I didn't say anything funny.
00:06:53.000 I said something harrowing.
00:06:54.000 Not terrible.
00:06:55.000 Well, you know, one man's harrowing is another man's funny.
00:06:58.000 Yeah, I guess.
00:07:00.000 Not really.
00:07:00.000 Sorry.
00:07:01.000 I know I was running late today, so I was just.
00:07:03.000 You were like, I got to stop sweating.
00:07:05.000 You're showering and you're still sweating after the shower.
00:07:07.000 I'm going to have to stop.
00:07:09.000 Hi, little ones.
00:07:10.000 Hi, little boy.
00:07:11.000 My kids are watching.
00:07:11.000 So that's really a warning to everyone here, but then I realize we have sketches, so it doesn't matter.
00:07:17.000 Earmuffs.
00:07:18.000 It's okay.
00:07:19.000 Hey, there's going to be a cute bear dancing.
00:07:23.000 Just remember that one sketch.
00:07:24.000 You just said, That's why my name's on the wall.
00:07:27.000 Yeah, I know.
00:07:28.000 You're the one that came up with that one.
00:07:29.000 Not me.
00:07:30.000 Bad father.
00:07:30.000 You.
00:07:31.000 But here's the thing One Man's Treasure is, I'm sorry, but bad father.
00:07:37.000 It's not half as bad as the mom's right now.
00:07:40.000 That's really, I don't know how to express it.
00:07:41.000 Fool me once.
00:07:42.000 Don't kill your kids.
00:07:45.000 That's the old saying.
00:07:46.000 It is what it's first degree murder.
00:07:48.000 That's another one.
00:07:49.000 You know, that's the way the cookie.
00:07:51.000 Murders its child and gets off scot free.
00:07:54.000 I just don't know how we are here as a society.
00:07:57.000 Lindsey Clancy will be talking about that today.
00:08:00.000 And we'll be talking about Gloria Steinem.
00:08:02.000 Look, she passed away.
00:08:03.000 We didn't address it yesterday because I know that it's.
00:08:06.000 I don't have anything particularly nice to say about her as a person, but I understand that people deserve to be grieved and respected.
00:08:15.000 And now I think enough time has passed so I can say she's awful.
00:08:18.000 Less than 24 hours?
00:08:24.000 You don't want to know the Photoshop that I had ready.
00:08:26.000 You know, she lived a good life.
00:08:29.000 She lived a long, good life.
00:08:32.000 I mean, I'm fine with it.
00:08:33.000 I'm just saying.
00:08:33.000 It's funny.
00:08:35.000 Well, she got married.
00:08:36.000 He died immediately.
00:08:37.000 Wonder why.
00:08:38.000 And I will say, question of the day.
00:08:42.000 Would you be.
00:08:43.000 I think you can make the case that she is.
00:08:46.000 He died like Hitler.
00:08:47.000 Yeah.
00:08:51.000 This is horrible.
00:08:53.000 The old man joke that this is not my.
00:08:55.000 You know, why do men die younger?
00:08:57.000 Because they want to.
00:08:58.000 It's a perfect old man joke.
00:09:04.000 Most harmful individual to the American social fabric, Gloria Steinem.
00:09:11.000 You let me know.
00:09:11.000 Comment below.
00:09:12.000 Also, Steinem, Gloria Allred.
00:09:15.000 Do you mix them?
00:09:16.000 In my head, they're the same person.
00:09:18.000 There's not a lot of Glorias.
00:09:20.000 Well, yeah.
00:09:21.000 It's Steinem and Allred.
00:09:23.000 Yeah.
00:09:24.000 Okay.
00:09:25.000 Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you?
00:09:26.000 Fantastic.
00:09:27.000 I'm still trying to connect the two, but I'm here for you.
00:09:29.000 Well, they're both feminist icons and they're both Gloria.
00:09:31.000 That's true.
00:09:32.000 I don't, I'm not familiar with.
00:09:35.000 Shut up.
00:09:36.000 Josh is going to be at the Skyline Comedy Club in Appleton, Wisconsin, Friday and Saturday, November 27th, 28th.
00:09:42.000 All those dates at jfirestein.com.
00:09:44.000 No Gloria's allowed.
00:09:45.000 No, no, no.
00:09:46.000 I'll be checking the will call list.
00:09:48.000 Yes.
00:09:48.000 What's the story?
00:09:49.000 Morning Gloria dead.
00:09:52.000 Yeah, well, that's the headline.
00:09:55.000 Not false.
00:09:56.000 That's true.
00:09:57.000 It's 11 a.m. on a Friday, just so you know.
00:09:58.000 So we do the show every day, and it is live.
00:10:00.000 Bring up CNN.
00:10:01.000 We are live.
00:10:02.000 It's a grab bag.
00:10:03.000 We have a little more fun, and it's going to get a little bit intense, but before that, Why are you like, you know what?
00:10:07.000 I don't care.
00:10:08.000 Al Sharpton.
00:10:10.000 I was just saying, are they going to bury her in a Gloria hole?
00:10:15.000 No, see, I thought of it and I thought of a better one, but I didn't say it because I have self control.
00:10:23.000 That's the kind of man who puts strychnine in the well, ladies and gentlemen.
00:10:29.000 Two references that don't exist anymore strychnine and well water.
00:10:35.000 So, tell you who does exist Reverend Al Sharpton.
00:10:39.000 You know, a mail in, Reverend.
00:10:41.000 I am a Phoenix.
00:10:43.000 So, Reverend Al Sharpton paid this tribute to, you know what, here, since we're honoring, I'll honor Norm MacDonald.
00:10:51.000 Reverend Al Sharpton paid an emotional tribute to Michael, homosexual pedophile Jackson, through a nice dance and sort of memorial speech in Brooklyn.
00:11:02.000 Here you go.
00:11:14.000 Yeah.
00:11:21.000 Michael, you don't care about us, but Michael cared about us.
00:11:26.000 So much he moved out of a black neighborhood and painted himself white.
00:11:34.000 And married a white woman.
00:11:39.000 That's not Michael Jackson.
00:11:43.000 Hold up.
00:11:45.000 Actually, I think it is.
00:11:46.000 I think this is They Don't Care About Us, is the song, right?
00:11:48.000 Get it right, get it right, get it right.
00:11:51.000 This?
00:11:51.000 Get it right.
00:11:53.000 They don't really care about us.
00:12:02.000 Now, credit where it's due.
00:12:03.000 He shouldn't walk off so satisfied with himself, but it wasn't bad.
00:12:09.000 I could see the moment where he contemplated the moonwalk and then was like, nah.
00:12:13.000 Yeah.
00:12:14.000 But he's still, it's spry.
00:12:17.000 He's pretty spry.
00:12:17.000 And he's got so much work done on his face that here's another angle you'll see his face looks like AI.
00:12:27.000 Get ready, get ready, get ready.
00:12:31.000 Let Claude show you some moves.
00:12:33.000 Steve.
00:12:35.000 That ain't no grok.
00:12:37.000 Ain't no clodding.
00:12:39.000 It's just me.
00:12:40.000 Now, credit again.
00:12:42.000 Not that bad.
00:12:43.000 Here's the thing, though.
00:12:44.000 He didn't do this alone.
00:12:45.000 He had moral support.
00:12:46.000 You can guess who joined in.
00:12:55.000 And she always joins.
00:12:57.000 Pretty sure you can guess who was in the crowd.
00:13:05.000 And yes, you guessed correctly.
00:13:06.000 The event was right next to an exercise track.
00:13:09.000 Get it right, get it right!
00:13:10.000 Just get it right!
00:13:18.000 And you are three for three.
00:13:19.000 You guessed correctly next to the exercise track was a pond.
00:13:37.000 He must do well.
00:13:38.000 That's a nice pawn.
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