Louder with Crowder - Climate Change EXTRAVAGANZA! Debunking 50 Years of FAILED "Expert" Predictions | Louder with Crowder

00:00:00.000 What happens to you? It cannot be the thoughts, the thoughts. It cannot be the emotions, the feelings that you

00:00:08.000 experience.

00:00:10.000 So, what is the nature of I? What does it mean or point to?

00:00:17.000 Something timeless that's always been there.

00:00:22.000 Who you truly are.

00:00:25.000 Underneath all the circumstances.

00:00:28.000 So when you say I and point to the I as that which doesn't change, it cannot be what happens

00:00:35.000 to you, it cannot be the thoughts, the thoughts, it cannot be the emotions, the feelings that

00:00:44.000 you experience.

00:00:45.000 So what is the nature of I?

00:00:49.000 What does it mean?

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00:01:12.000 Hey everyone, welcome to Climate Changers.

00:01:17.000 My name's Alfonso Blue.

00:01:18.000 And I'm Alicia Green.

00:01:20.000 Today we're going to be talking about the rising temperatures of our planet Earth.

00:01:23.000 Rising temperatures?

00:01:25.000 But it's not even that hot out.

00:01:27.000 I'm even wearing this jacket.

00:01:29.000 Okay, bigot.

00:01:29.000 Sure you don't want to be at a Trump rally right now?

00:01:32.000 Just kidding.

00:01:33.000 We all know Alicia loves science.

00:01:35.000 But temperature can be deceiving.

00:01:37.000 So let's take you through it!

00:01:38.000 Yeah!

00:01:42.000 Did you know that according to our very own scientists at NASA, that our planet's temperature has been increasing by 0.13 degrees Fahrenheit per decade?

00:01:50.000 That's almost 0.015 degrees Fahrenheit per year!

00:01:55.000 Hmm.

00:01:56.000 I do love the planet.

00:01:58.000 And science.

00:01:59.000 But that just doesn't sound like a lot to me.

00:02:03.000 I thought you might say that, so that's why I brought these burgers to demonstrate.

00:02:07.000 I made our little friend here.

00:02:08.000 Let's call him, hmm, Donald, to demonstrate the effects of Earth's temperature on a scale that's easy to visualize.

00:02:17.000 Say, Alicia, how does little Don look?

00:02:20.000 Well, I guess he looks alright to me.

00:02:23.000 He does now, but let's check back in a few minutes.

00:02:29.000 How about now, Alicia?

00:02:32.000 Wow.

00:02:33.000 He looks really hot.

00:02:34.000 I guess something that you don't think is a big deal right in the moment can cook you alive later on.

00:02:40.000 Exactly.

00:02:41.000 Now you're getting it.

00:02:43.000 Tune in next week to see what you, the average viewer, can do about it.

00:02:49.000 Hey everyone, Alicia Green here again.

00:02:51.000 You may have noticed that sometimes during the show, I might pretend to question climate change.

00:02:56.000 But I can assure you, that is for educational effect only.

00:02:59.000 In real life, I trust the science 100%.

00:03:04.000 It may be alright to have a few questions about climate change once in a while, especially if you're younger.

00:03:09.000 But if you know someone that repeatedly rejects scientific fact no matter what, take down their name, address, and any social media information you can find.

00:03:18.000 If they're an adult, or your parent, make sure to get a copy of their photo ID.

00:03:22.000 Then call this number, or send it to this email address.

00:03:27.000 Thanks guys!

00:03:27.000 Let's keep changing the planet.

00:03:29.000 Plus it changes.

00:03:56.000 You're so strange and wonderful.

00:03:58.000 How wonderful.

00:04:00.000 I'm gonna speed it up.

00:04:04.000 Mmm.

00:04:15.000 Yeah!

00:04:16.000 That's the Let These Salty Tears Commence.

00:04:20.000 Bring it! 0.98

00:04:21.000 I'm gonna see ocean levels rising.

00:04:23.000 Oh.

00:04:24.000 Well, not really.

00:04:25.000 Slurp them all up?

00:04:26.000 We'll get through that, but I hope to see ocean levels rising here.

00:04:29.000 We're doing the entire show, the entire show today, is on climate change.

00:04:34.000 Really climate claims, rather.

00:04:35.000 And by the way, that's the promo code.

00:04:36.000 Enter climateclaims at lotterywithcreditor.com slash mugclub.

00:04:40.000 You get $10 off.

00:04:42.000 And I do ask that everyone out here use the hashtag today on social media, hashtag climate claims.

00:04:46.000 Let me explain to you what we're going to be doing, okay?

00:04:50.000 I know a lot of you are going to say, hey, wait a second, you're not a scientist.

00:04:53.000 That's absolutely true.

00:04:55.000 And neither are you.

00:04:57.000 Yeah, but what's the third law of thermodynamics?

00:04:59.000 If it didn't answer instantly, why do you think that the ice caps are melting?

00:05:02.000 You are exactly guilty of what you accuse the right of being.

00:05:06.000 So, this is not about going through scientific consensus.

00:05:09.000 This is about going through the most publicized claims that have existed from 1970 all the way up to today in

00:05:17.000 every reputable journal or news outlet that has existed. All the news that's fit to print. The

00:05:22.000 claims that you believed for a very, very long time to point out the claims that are being made

00:05:27.000 now. So we will have predictions that were made, whether those predictions came true or not, and

00:05:32.000 the updated prediction, because there's always been an updated prediction. Well,

00:05:35.000 you have to pivot every once in a while.

00:05:37.000 Pivot! So, also let me let you know that this is a live show Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.

00:05:43.000 Eastern.

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00:05:44.000 If you miss it here on YouTube, you say, where is this show?

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00:05:55.000 Before I move on here, it's time for me to introduce Gerald A., how are you?

00:05:59.000 I'm well, sir.

00:05:59.000 How are you?

00:06:00.000 It's nice and cool in here.

00:06:01.000 It feels like climate change is not happening in this room.

00:06:04.000 Yeah, well, you know what?

00:06:05.000 That's what we call anecdotal.

00:06:07.000 Listen, I know it's a real thing, of course.

00:06:09.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:14.000 Court of Black Garrett, I hear that climate change affects disenfranchised, disenchanted minorities the most.

00:06:20.000 It does, I feel very affected.

00:06:21.000 Yeah, I can tell by the Hawaiian shirt.

00:06:23.000 It's like a biracial Dickey Greenleaf. 0.99

00:06:26.000 And unfortunately Dave is not here today because he came down with the Big Bird flu.

00:06:31.000 In his place, however, and keep in mind he's going to be at the Cotillion in Wichita, Kansas.

00:06:36.000 Oh, he must have left early.

00:06:37.000 Thursday.

00:06:38.000 So he left early to make that date.

00:06:41.000 You guys want to see it if you're in Wichita, Kansas.

00:06:42.000 Yes.

00:06:43.000 Or anywhere else close to Wichita, Kansas.

00:06:46.000 So we actually have in his place Greta Thunberg's older sister-brother.

00:06:52.000 How are you?

00:06:53.000 I'm fine.

00:06:55.000 Ahoy! 0.99

00:06:55.000 And what are you? 0.99

00:06:56.000 Are you Greta's older brother, older sister?

00:06:58.000 Yes.

00:06:59.000 Okay.

00:07:01.000 I was supposed to be the first anti-climate change Thunberg, but then Greta came along.

00:07:07.000 She began to develop early and caught everyone's attention and I was left to be nothing.

00:07:14.000 Oh no, and you were in the attic and mother never came for you?

00:07:16.000 Mother never comes for me.

00:07:18.000 She never calls.

00:07:19.000 Oh, those Thunbergs in the attic. 1.00

00:07:21.000 All my family members are very attractive except for me.

00:07:24.000 Yeah, wow.

00:07:26.000 Well, I guess it's a relative term.

00:07:27.000 I've seen your parents.

00:07:29.000 Yes, they're very doable.

00:07:31.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:07:31.000 Oh boy.

00:07:32.000 Ahoy! 0.99

00:07:34.000 Okay.

00:07:35.000 How double dare you?

00:07:37.000 Okay.

00:07:38.000 That was my catchphrase!

00:07:39.000 Yes, I get it, I understand.

00:07:40.000 The double dare, you added a little... I added a double!

00:07:43.000 Added a little bit of zest to it.

00:07:44.000 Dare!

00:07:45.000 She trimmed it up a little.

00:07:46.000 I dare you to stop ruining the planet!

00:07:47.000 It's even greater!

00:07:48.000 And another brave... well, you know what?

00:07:49.000 Challenge not accepted.

00:07:50.000 And another brave display of activism, by the way.

00:07:52.000 Your little sister, Greta Thunberg, protested... I haven't seen this clip, so I guess this is a watch and react.

00:08:00.000 The COP26 Summit.

00:08:00.000 Here we go.

00:08:01.000 This cop 26 is so far just like the previous cops.

00:08:05.000 And that has led us nowhere.

00:08:07.000 They have led us nowhere.

00:08:08.000 Exploitation!

00:08:10.000 No more blah blah blah! 0.92

00:08:12.000 No more whatever the f*** they're doing inside there! 0.98

00:08:14.000 Woah! 0.99

00:08:15.000 Woah! 0.99

00:08:16.000 Language!

00:08:16.000 Wow!

00:08:17.000 Watch that mouth, sister! 1.00

00:08:19.000 Oh, man! 1.00

00:08:19.000 I hate her. 1.00

00:08:20.000 Yeah, well, listen.

00:08:22.000 Sibling, you're gonna learn to love her.

00:08:24.000 She has undeniable sex appeal. 1.00

00:08:28.000 It's okay because she's 18 now.

00:08:29.000 Why do people cheer when a child cusses? 0.98

00:08:32.000 It's a weird thing.

00:08:33.000 Not a child anymore.

00:08:34.000 No, no, I know an 18-year-old.

00:08:35.000 Fine.

00:08:36.000 He's a grown 6-year-old.

00:08:39.000 Whatever.

00:08:40.000 Or as Mohammed would refer to her, Pastor Prime.

00:08:44.000 Like, by a long shot.

00:08:45.000 Yeah.

00:08:46.000 Oh, no.

00:08:46.000 Who's behind it?

00:08:47.000 Oh, come on, you old maid! 1.00

00:08:49.000 Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck! 0.95

00:08:51.000 Blah, blah, blah. 0.99

00:08:52.000 It's not my fault your ovaries are dust bunnies! 1.00

00:08:58.000 By the way, let me ask you this. 0.98

00:09:02.000 Before we move on here, because we have like, all references are available at lateralsparadox.com, we have like 150 or something like that today, absurd.

00:09:08.000 What's the most ridiculous climate prediction that you have heard?

00:09:12.000 What were you taught in school? 0.96

00:09:15.000 I remember one, obviously, I was taught that the polar bears were going to be extinct.

00:09:18.000 Thank God.

00:09:18.000 Yeah, I don't really care.

00:09:20.000 You mean the killing machines?

00:09:21.000 Yeah, the ones who kill baby seals and hunt humans just for fun.

00:09:24.000 I've never met one.

00:09:26.000 Oh no!

00:09:26.000 Haven't seen Yukon Cornelius lately, have you?

00:09:28.000 No.

00:09:29.000 Well, you will find his lower intestines soon about the Alaskan Contra.

00:09:33.000 I believe there's more polar bears.

00:09:34.000 Yes, I do.

00:09:35.000 Oh, hey Dave!

00:09:36.000 You got real deep there.

00:09:38.000 Well, he told me I couldn't do the character the whole time.

00:09:40.000 I couldn't, yeah.

00:09:41.000 We needed to have him for a little bit.

00:09:42.000 That'd be too annoying.

00:09:43.000 It's gonna come in and out.

00:09:44.000 Alright.

00:09:45.000 Kradershop.com too if you want to support the show.

00:09:47.000 Before I move on here, everything is climate change this week.

00:09:49.000 Climate claims is the hashtag.

00:09:51.000 Yesterday, Pete Buttgig's Husband?

00:09:56.000 I guess.

00:09:57.000 Chastin?

00:09:59.000 Is it Chastin?

00:09:59.000 Chasin?

00:10:00.000 Something.

00:10:01.000 I don't know.

00:10:02.000 So no one's wearing a Chastin belt anytime soon.

00:10:05.000 It's defective!

00:10:06.000 So, tweeted this at Dennis Prager who was trending because of comments about AIDS.

00:10:11.000 He tweeted, uh, AIDS patients died because people feared simply touching them would lead to infection.

00:10:16.000 Families abandoned their own children to be buried in unmarked graves.

00:10:20.000 Let us know where we can send the books, Dennis.

00:10:23.000 God forbid you read one.

00:10:25.000 I want to be clear.

00:10:26.000 I was happy to correct his understanding. 0.94

00:10:29.000 No, AIDS patients died from having unprotected anal sex with strangers and intravenous drug use. 0.92

00:10:36.000 Just to be clear. 0.86

00:10:38.000 By the way, this is from the left.

00:10:39.000 You can't have this both ways.

00:10:41.000 But AIDS patients died because people didn't want to touch them?

00:10:46.000 That just means they die and have less friends.

00:10:48.000 Are you trying to tell me that doctors were, get it off me, get it off me, and for crying

00:10:52.000 out loud they were treating people with Ebola.

00:10:53.000 And even if they were buried in unmarked graves, which by the way I don't know if you can substantiate

00:10:58.000 that, that just seems, that's invindictive for no reason at that point.

00:11:02.000 It doesn't, they're already dead.

00:11:04.000 Do you know why so many died?

00:11:06.000 Because of Anthony Fauci's policies.

00:11:07.000 For example, the same kind of myths that you were perpetuating, that people with AIDS could transmit it to people through airborne mechanisms.

00:11:15.000 He did say that.

00:11:16.000 Yeah, my house is haunted, though, by AIDS ghosts. 0.98

00:11:20.000 It was built on an unmarked cemetery of AIDS bodies.

00:11:23.000 Really?

00:11:23.000 Yeah, so it's just coughing instead of booze.

00:11:27.000 And also just repulsion.

00:11:29.000 They just go, Boobs! 1.00

00:11:31.000 You wanna catch AIDS? 0.68

00:11:33.000 Come on! 0.61

00:11:34.000 The walls bleed, that's the scariest part.

00:11:36.000 I know, well, you know what?

00:11:37.000 Red rum.

00:11:38.000 So, look, let's move on.

00:11:40.000 I wanna use as a jumping off point here.

00:11:43.000 Former President Barack Obama.

00:11:45.000 Did I say former President?

00:11:46.000 President Barack Obama.

00:11:46.000 Yeah, you did.

00:11:48.000 He was in Glasgow, and he showed up to lecture all of the riffraff Ruff ruff! 0.99

00:11:58.000 You and me.

00:12:00.000 The time is fleeting.

00:12:02.000 He wanted to lecture all of us on climate change, so I'm guessing he flew southwest, Dave.

00:12:07.000 Right.

00:12:08.000 Presumably directly from his $12 million Martha Vineyard's waterfront mansion.

00:12:12.000 Yes, yes.

00:12:13.000 Which was built by solar panels and sunshine farts.

00:12:16.000 You say on the water, huh?

00:12:17.000 On the waterfront.

00:12:19.000 It's weird you would put a house there if you thought the rising levels would destroy it.

00:12:22.000 Yeah, it is a little bizarre.

00:12:24.000 It's an interesting investment.

00:12:25.000 You can't read his mind.

00:12:27.000 So, he spent a large portion of his speech crapping on Donald Trump, Republicans taking no responsibility, and of course tooting his own horn.

00:12:36.000 This happened yesterday.

00:12:37.000 Here is former, I mean, President Barack Obama.

00:12:39.000 Back in the United States, of course, some of our progress stalled when My successor decided to unilaterally pull out of the Paris

00:12:47.000 Agreement. 0.97

00:12:48.000 Thank you, Dad, shut up. 0.99

00:12:51.000 I wasn't real happy about that. 0.98

00:12:53.000 The determination of our state and local governments, along with the regulations and investment that my

00:13:01.000 administration had already put in place, allowed our country to keep moving forward,

00:13:06.000 despite hostility from the White House.

00:13:09.000 The power to do even more to fight climate change during my time in office, if I'd had a stable congressional majority that was willing and eager to take it.

00:13:18.000 Dear Republicans!

00:13:19.000 It's not my fault, it's yours!

00:13:21.000 And for the bulk of my presidency, I didn't have that majority.

00:13:24.000 Both of us have been constrained in large part by the fact that one of our two major parties has decided not only to sit on the sidelines, but express active hostility toward climate science.

00:13:39.000 Wow.

00:13:39.000 I'd watch that.

00:13:39.000 climate change a partisan issue.

00:13:41.000 Sit on the sidelines like you should at pick-up games of basketball.

00:13:45.000 How does it feel to know that you're the first black president who would get dusted by Sarah

00:13:49.000 Palin on the courts?

00:13:50.000 Wow.

00:13:51.000 Watch that.

00:13:52.000 We're playing street rules.

00:13:53.000 This is just...

00:13:54.000 No, no, no, no, none of it is my fault.

00:13:56.000 It's all Republicans and Donald Trump who came in and was hostile. 0.91

00:13:59.000 Maybe it's because you removed all the T's from the keyboard, you prick.

00:14:01.000 Let's just be clear about how petty Barack Obama was.

00:14:04.000 He blamed Bush when he came in, and now he's blaming Donald Trump on the way out.

00:14:07.000 Let's be really clear about something.

00:14:09.000 The biggest reason that greenhouse emissions have steadily decreased is because of natural gas.

00:14:14.000 I know what you're saying.

00:14:15.000 I heard fracking is bad for the environment.

00:14:17.000 I'm not saying that fracking is carbon neutral.

00:14:20.000 However, Fracking and using our own natural gas is significantly better for the environment than purchasing oil from countries overseas who don't have EPA standards and shipping them across the ocean on tankers where, by the way, spills happen every single year that make the BP oil spill look like child's play.

00:14:39.000 Or Jen Psaki, however you prefer to refer to it.

00:14:42.000 By the way, if I remember correctly, Barack Obama had a majority in both houses and his first 100 days he chose instead of saving the planet To push Obama.

00:14:50.000 No, no, no, no, no, you're confused.

00:14:52.000 I don't think I am.

00:14:53.000 And racist.

00:14:57.000 I just, you know, I know a lot of people don't like him, but it is interesting to see a president that can talk as opposed to one that has a closed head injury and underwear filled with applesauce. 0.97

00:15:07.000 Now the problem, the primary problem with Joe Biden, and I've told him this, I'm not talking out of turn, is he poops.

00:15:15.000 Constantly. 0.96

00:15:16.000 Just non-stop, non-stop, the old man poops. 0.52

00:15:21.000 Smells kids, too. 0.60

00:15:22.000 Smells kids, smells my kids, and they think it's weird and gross.

00:15:22.000 Smells my kids.

00:15:26.000 And then it poops.

00:15:28.000 So, the Paris Accords don't do anything, okay?

00:15:31.000 China, the world's greatest polluter, right? 0.98

00:15:34.000 Make pollution great again.

00:15:35.000 Make pollution great again!

00:15:37.000 They've increased carbon output even though they signed on to the Paris Agreement.

00:15:42.000 Oh yeah, we'll get right on that Paris Agreement, but you have our word.

00:15:46.000 They bought it!

00:15:49.000 No, trust me.

00:15:50.000 You're referred to as a climate denier.

00:15:51.000 Let's say you acknowledge climate change.

00:15:52.000 Let's say you acknowledge that maybe humans are contributing to climate change.

00:15:56.000 the most of any major country. And I want to be clear about something here.

00:16:00.000 This is, you're referred to as a climate denier if, let's say you acknowledge climate change.

00:16:05.000 Let's say you acknowledge that maybe humans are contributing to climate change. Let's say you

00:16:09.000 acknowledge that that could have some negative results. Let's assume you've gone along the trail.

00:16:14.000 If you just don't believe that the Paris Accord will do anything, you're a denier.

00:16:19.000 China signed on and got worse! 1.00

00:16:21.000 America pulled out and got better than any other country!

00:16:24.000 Come on, guys.

00:16:26.000 Don't be led by the nose.

00:16:27.000 And that's why we want to go through all these predictions.

00:16:29.000 This is going to be a longer show.

00:16:31.000 19, I think, starts at 70 through today.

00:16:34.000 All references are available.

00:16:35.000 But first, before we move on to that, Obama, former President Obama, did quite a bit of fear-mongering among.

00:16:45.000 I just said it, mongering among.

00:16:48.000 He's a fish-monger among.

00:16:50.000 But there's none left.

00:16:52.000 There's no more in the oceans.

00:16:53.000 All the starfish are dead because Pete Buttigieg keeps trying to screw with them.

00:16:58.000 Don't even try and go to a child's party with all the balloon knots! 0.87

00:17:03.000 It's a smorgasbord for Pete Buttigieg!

00:17:05.000 I don't know what's happening.

00:17:08.000 Barack Obama did his share of fear-mongering with the crowd.

00:17:12.000 Here you go.

00:17:12.000 And the consequences of not moving fast enough are becoming more apparent all the time.

00:17:18.000 Last month, a study found that 85% of the global population has experienced weather events that were more severe because of climate change.

00:17:26.000 Allegedly.

00:17:27.000 The Kenya.

00:17:28.000 The D.C.

00:17:28.000 area.

00:17:29.000 more intense flooding, crippling droughts.

00:17:33.000 Parts of the world are becoming more dangerous to live in.

00:17:35.000 Like Kenya. 0.99

00:17:36.000 Triggering new migration patterns and worsening conflict around the globe.

00:17:40.000 It's one of the reasons why the US Pentagon and other US agencies have said that climate

00:17:46.000 change poses a national security threat for the US and for everyone else.

00:17:51.000 Ooh.

00:17:52.000 Okay, so let me be really clear here.

00:17:58.000 Weather-related deaths have decreased drastically over time.

00:18:01.000 Now, I know people will say that's a gross simplification because we've gotten more effective methods, blah blah blah blah.

00:18:05.000 Sure.

00:18:05.000 But the fact remains, he wants to scare you and he wants you to think that everybody's going to die while he lives on oceanfront property of 12 million dollars in Martha's Vineyard.

00:18:12.000 Just to be clear, he's not living in Tucson, Michael!

00:18:16.000 Right, he also said that these are caused by climate change while presenting zero evidence that weather is caused by climate change becoming more severe.

00:18:26.000 The problem with you, Gerald, is you're not a scientist.

00:18:31.000 Oh, are you scientist, Obama?

00:18:33.000 But I can read.

00:18:34.000 Did you just hear the predictions that he made?

00:18:36.000 You just heard them, right?

00:18:37.000 Everybody here heard them?

00:18:37.000 I just want to be clear.

00:18:40.000 Will anyone ever call him on it?

00:18:42.000 This is the issue.

00:18:43.000 People had no problem.

00:18:44.000 They've had it as a morphine drip on CNN, on MSNBC. 0.88

00:18:48.000 When they say, hey, you're not a scientist, it means you shut up.

00:18:52.000 Neither is Barack Obama, neither is Joe Biden, and certainly not Greta Thunberg.

00:18:57.000 So let's go into this.

00:19:00.000 week's mega theme show today.

00:19:04.000 Climate claims.

00:19:06.000 Use the hashtag climate claims and it gives you $10 off.

00:19:20.000 What are you so concerned about?

00:19:21.000 No, I'm happy.

00:19:22.000 Those bears look like they're going to be a little warmer.

00:19:24.000 I mean, it's freaking cold there.

00:19:25.000 Yeah, sweep some chimneys. 0.82

00:19:26.000 I mean, come on.

00:19:27.000 Make a little extra for pocket change.

00:19:30.000 It's nice to warm things up a little bit.

00:19:32.000 You know, I want them around.

00:19:34.000 I like uggs.

00:19:34.000 Yeah.

00:19:35.000 You ever see a polar bear floating off on an ice cap?

00:19:38.000 Like a piece of ice?

00:19:39.000 It's the saddest thing I ever saw.

00:19:40.000 Oh my gosh, you know what happens to polar bears if they have to swim further?

00:19:43.000 They turn over and they float because they have hollow hair follicles.

00:19:46.000 And they sip on the true?

00:19:47.000 Yeah, they couldn't drown if they wanted to.

00:19:50.000 Well, I think you're wrong.

00:19:51.000 Okay.

00:19:54.000 I think they're not delicious.

00:19:59.000 I ate a polar bear once.

00:20:01.000 It's because I had to respect the Native American, the Inuits culture.

00:20:05.000 We use them to light lamps.

00:20:07.000 Yes, they were the lamps that burned well into the night.

00:20:14.000 All right, so look, it's not any secret that the only way you are controlled with climate predictions, the only way that you get to the Green New Deal or the COP26 or where I went to the Cancun Climate Summit and they supported one-child policy, Ted Turner, to thunderous applause, the only way you get this far down the trail, of course, is through fear-mongering.

00:20:32.000 But you don't have to take our word for it.

00:20:34.000 Droughts are intensifying, our oceans are acidifying, with methane plumes rising up from the ocean floor.

00:20:41.000 We are seeing extreme weather events, and the West Antarctic and Greenland ice sheets melting at unprecedented rates, decades ahead of scientific projections.

00:20:51.000 None of this is rhetoric, and none of it is hysteria.

00:20:54.000 It is all rhetoric and hysteria. 0.96

00:20:56.000 It is fat. 0.99

00:20:56.000 It's nice he can take a break from having sex with anything he wants. 0.99

00:21:00.000 Aren't you a socialist?

00:21:14.000 I didn't mind explaining photosynthesis to you when you were 12, but you're adults now and this is an actual crisis,

00:21:21.000 got it?

00:21:21.000 This is about our constituents and all of our lives. Iowa, Nebraska, broad swaths of the Midwest are drowning right

00:21:30.000 now, underwater.

00:21:32.000 Huh?

00:21:32.000 What?

00:21:33.000 Towns that will never be recovered and never come back.

00:21:36.000 And we're here and people are more concerned about helping oil companies than helping their own families?

00:21:42.000 I don't think so.

00:21:43.000 I don't think so.

00:21:45.000 And for most of your lives, if you're in that generation, you've been bombarded

00:21:49.000 with warnings about what the future will look like if you don't address climate change.

00:21:55.000 MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM OKAY

00:22:02.000 Lemme go through You mean flooding that seasonally happens and has forever?

00:22:07.000 Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah In IOWAH

00:22:10.000 Crying out loud.

00:22:11.000 Unbelievable.

00:22:12.000 Yeah, well, I guess we're going to have to find another place to do this straw poll.

00:22:15.000 Where is that happening?

00:22:18.000 I've been all over the country.

00:22:19.000 I've never... I've seen some... It's flooding everywhere.

00:22:20.000 You know there's one place, it's called New Orleans, because building that far below sea level is stupid. 0.98

00:22:26.000 Well, how many times are you going to keep rebuilding it? 0.99

00:22:28.000 I know.

00:22:29.000 It's like, yeah, Habitat for Humanity.

00:22:30.000 Why don't you just have them on retainer?

00:22:32.000 Why don't you just move north a little bit?

00:22:34.000 I got a pamphlet for you.

00:22:36.000 Yeah, there you go.

00:22:36.000 Move.

00:22:38.000 It's a swamp.

00:22:39.000 It's a PSA.

00:22:40.000 Leave. 0.99

00:22:41.000 What are you going to wash away in New Orleans that anybody needs?

00:22:44.000 Do you think someday, like after climate change, there's going to be some post-apocalyptic world where somebody finds a missing city of Atlantis and it's just someone's titty beads?

00:22:53.000 What are these?

00:22:54.000 What were they used for?

00:22:55.000 This wonderful cultural center.

00:22:56.000 And this was used in a ritual sacrifice.

00:22:58.000 Hold up a red Solo cup.

00:23:00.000 These beads sent the Girls Gone Wild guy to jail. 1.00

00:23:04.000 Oh, wow.

00:23:04.000 Yes!

00:23:05.000 We believe they used to worship the god of Street Bourbon.

00:23:08.000 So, let's go through some predictions here.

00:23:11.000 And you guys can jump in whenever.

00:23:12.000 We're gonna start at 1943.

00:23:13.000 It's a prediction.

00:23:13.000 Wow.

00:23:14.000 Yep.

00:23:14.000 1943, huh?

00:23:17.000 The U.S.

00:23:18.000 was going to reach peak oil!

00:23:19.000 Remember that term?

00:23:20.000 For I know the Zoomers out there, you may not know this because they've kind of shied away from it now because they just don't really want to talk about it, but let me just give you just some sources, references, and I'll have all the references at TheLoudEarthCreditor.com. 0.99

00:23:32.000 They warned about peak oil in 1943, Bradford Evening Star.

00:23:36.000 Let's also be clear about this when we talk about peak oil.

00:23:37.000 1977, U.S. Department of Energy Organization Act.

00:23:40.000 1980, the Syracuse Post Standard.

00:23:41.000 1996, Noble Lord Richard Smalley.

00:23:43.000 2007, Government Accountability Office.

00:23:45.000 2021, the International Energy Agency.

00:23:49.000 Let's also be clear about this when they talk about peak oil.

00:23:52.000 In 2018, it was either 18 or 19, the United States was a net exporter of oil

00:24:00.000 for the first time in God knows how long.

00:24:02.000 It might have been the first time ever.

00:24:03.000 I know it's the first time on modern record.

00:24:04.000 But we went back.

00:24:05.000 Oh, well.

00:24:06.000 Because the environment's better off when we're begging a Saudi prince to light our homes. 1.00

00:24:11.000 And lugging it across the Pacific and the Atlantic.

00:24:14.000 But let me give you this.

00:24:15.000 An updated prediction.

00:24:17.000 We're going to reach peak oil.

00:24:18.000 In 2040.

00:24:18.000 This one's for real.

00:24:21.000 Kicking that tin can on down the road.

00:24:23.000 I mean, if you just keep changing it, eventually you're right.

00:24:28.000 That's only eight more years if my math is correct.

00:24:31.000 Yes, absolutely correct.

00:24:33.000 You remember learning about peak oil in high school?

00:24:35.000 I'd heard the term, so I just want to clarify.

00:24:38.000 Were you saying that each one of those was a new set date for peak oil?

00:24:42.000 No, no, that was when the predictions were made in official Publications.

00:24:46.000 So I'm just saying it's a prediction they've constantly been making, and then sometimes they'll say, oh it's going to be five years from now, oh it's going to be three years from now.

00:24:53.000 Like Al Gore made his prediction, I think that the, we'll get to it later, I think, there was like the Antarctic Ice Sheet was going to be gone by 2013, and then he sort of softly was like, ah, or I meant, or you know, a general timeline.

00:25:03.000 You know what prophets who predicted stuff that didn't come true in the name of God and the Old Testament had to deal with?

00:25:09.000 They stuck a glass rod up their pee hole and smashed it with a hammer?

00:25:11.000 A little bit worse. 0.99

00:25:12.000 No, wait, that's the Chinese. 0.93

00:25:13.000 A little bit worse. 0.94

00:25:14.000 Lordy do.

00:25:15.000 Look it up, I'm just saying.

00:25:16.000 Worse than that?

00:25:16.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:17.000 If you just keep predicting it for 50 years, yeah, just keep running that thing.

00:25:21.000 All right, let me go to the next one, since Dave doesn't remember peacoil.

00:25:24.000 No, you don't need to be sorry.

00:25:25.000 No, I remember hearing that.

00:25:26.000 Yeah, it's peacoil. 0.98

00:25:27.000 It means we're gonna, basically we're gonna run out of oil.

00:25:28.000 I also remember Use, Reduce, Recycle, yet you just watch it get thrown into the dump with everything else.

00:25:34.000 Around the corner, they just put it all together.

00:25:36.000 Hey, what about George Clooney advertising for Nespresso?

00:25:39.000 They have a recycling campaign!

00:25:41.000 Really? 0.94

00:25:42.000 How many people do you think put it in that little burlap sack and carry it back to the shitty mall where they purchased it? 1.00

00:25:47.000 Oh, this is alleged, but I know somebody who used to be his limo driver and said he's the biggest piece of crap ever. 1.00

00:25:54.000 He's just a horrible human being. 1.00

00:25:55.000 Well, you know, that's what happened. 1.00

00:25:57.000 That's why he does the head thing. 1.00

00:25:57.000 It's his inner asshole trying to get out. 1.00

00:25:59.000 He's like, Contain it! 1.00

00:26:02.000 So, 1967.

00:26:03.000 Here's another prediction.

00:26:04.000 Prediction number two, I guess we'll go through these in a list.

00:26:06.000 And you guys can comment as you're watching live, or sorry, as you're watching after it's live, which of these most stands out to you.

00:26:14.000 A dire famine was forecasted to be the worst and most disastrous ever by 1975.

00:26:19.000 So keep in mind this was made in 1967.

00:26:21.000 They were saying by 1975.

00:26:22.000 Did that happen?

00:26:23.000 This is from the UN, Washington Post, The Atlantic, The Evening Standard.

00:26:28.000 No.

00:26:29.000 Oh, well that's good, I guess, that it didn't happen, or were they lamenting it?

00:26:33.000 Oh, John Kerry made it in 2015, WAPO did it again in 2017, and the UN did it again in 2020.

00:26:38.000 I don't remember those.

00:26:39.000 The deadliest famine in history, by the way, the truth, was in China from 59 to 61, had nothing to do with climate change, had more to do with, you know, commie pricks. 0.93

00:26:49.000 Do you realize warming the temperatures up just a little bit actually produces more food, it makes people less likely to starve, reduces food costs around the world? 0.98

00:26:57.000 Now, now, now, now, now, if you're going to bring your non-scientific bullshit in here, we don't want to hear it. 0.96

00:27:02.000 It's actually fact. 1.00

00:27:03.000 You can walk your sorry ass on back to Kenya where I've never been. 0.99

00:27:07.000 But there's study after study. 1.00

00:27:08.000 The fact is you should shut it.

00:27:10.000 Yeah, but no, seriously, studies show this.

00:27:12.000 Y'all should really look into it.

00:27:13.000 Yeah, warming one degree or two is actually good for crops.

00:27:16.000 We'll get to that in a little bit.

00:27:17.000 There's so many predictions today.

00:27:19.000 It's a theme.

00:27:23.000 By the way, updated prediction now.

00:27:24.000 They predicted it again in 2021, the UN.

00:27:27.000 Really?

00:27:28.000 Yeah, you have that overlay eye.

00:27:30.000 Won't all the vitamin D kill COVID?

00:27:33.000 I have no idea.

00:27:34.000 But wait, in 2021, that's only got like a month and a half or so left.

00:27:38.000 It'll happen.

00:27:38.000 No, no, they predicted it again in 2021.

00:27:40.000 They're learning to be a little bit more abstract with their numbers.

00:27:44.000 They gotta get a little more Nostradamus-y and be like, let these things maybe happen.

00:27:49.000 I see an unattended crutch by a fire.

00:27:53.000 What?

00:27:55.000 All right.

00:27:57.000 What does that mean?

00:27:58.000 Thanks, Ted Turner.

00:28:01.000 So, here's another prediction in 1969.

00:28:03.000 And again, the point here is not, what about, what about, are you a scientist?

00:28:09.000 No, no, these were predictions that everybody believed.

00:28:11.000 You just saw, no one has a problem with the fact that Leonardo DiCaprio is not only not a scientist, but incapable of developing a romantic relationship with anyone who looks like they're older than 15.

00:28:20.000 It's a preference, I guess.

00:28:24.000 If you had a man bun like that, would you? 0.86

00:28:27.000 You know, look, I don't blame him.

00:28:29.000 I mean, I don't blame Leo DiCaprio.

00:28:31.000 He's saving the environment by buying 35 Priuses.

00:28:35.000 Yes, yes.

00:28:36.000 For his 19 homes.

00:28:37.000 Yeah.

00:28:38.000 The rare earth elements that he can find.

00:28:40.000 And he gives every nine-year-old he dates a blood diamond.

00:28:43.000 So my point is... He ate a bear.

00:28:48.000 I don't know how, but you know he carries it well.

00:28:49.000 As long as it's not a polar bear.

00:28:51.000 In 1969, population biologist Dr. Elric said in 20 years everyone would disappear, this is not a joke, in a cloud of blue steam.

00:29:01.000 This was a biologist.

00:29:02.000 This is what he wrote.

00:29:03.000 We must realize that unless we are extremely lucky, unless we are extremely lucky, Everybody will disappear in a cloud of blue steam in 20 years.

00:29:12.000 Now, I know I'm doing the theme here of their claim, prediction, and the truth.

00:29:18.000 This is one of those, it's so out there, it's like when a guy just starts windmill punching in a boxing match. 0.99

00:29:23.000 I don't even know how to handle that, it's so dumb. 0.95

00:29:26.000 As far as I know, this hasn't happened, but I guess... 0.93

00:29:29.000 No reports.

00:29:30.000 Uh, let's check in with the office, see how they're doing.

00:29:32.000 🎵 🎵

00:29:42.000 🎵 I spoke too soon!

00:29:48.000 That's sad.

00:29:49.000 I love Brendan, he's a good guy.

00:29:51.000 Where'd he go?

00:29:52.000 He's in the air.

00:29:53.000 Should've been drinking his milk.

00:29:56.000 That's what mother says.

00:29:57.000 Alright, pretty soon we're going to ditch the wig and the glasses, because at some point... I cannot.

00:30:03.000 Who are you speaking of?

00:30:04.000 This one's pretty tough to find a comparable prediction, like an updated version.

00:30:09.000 I think they sort of decided to lean away from the blue smoke.

00:30:16.000 The Thanos snap?

00:30:17.000 What is it, green smoke now or something?

00:30:19.000 Well, the closest thing I could find is a report ahead of the Glasgow Summit claims that 10 million people will die by 2030.

00:30:26.000 Ah.

00:30:26.000 Okay.

00:30:27.000 Why?

00:30:27.000 How will they?

00:30:28.000 I don't know.

00:30:29.000 Maybe there'll be some new kind of super-aids.

00:30:30.000 I have no idea.

00:30:31.000 Maybe there's like a giant Travis Scott concert.

00:30:33.000 Whatever.

00:30:34.000 There's gonna be violence on the African continent?

00:30:37.000 Like Barack Obama said it.

00:30:38.000 What a prediction.

00:30:38.000 There's violence there.

00:30:39.000 I'm like, oh jeez, that's never happened before.

00:30:41.000 Maybe stabbing people with a fentanyl pen or whatever.

00:30:43.000 Yeah, with a super fentanyl.

00:30:44.000 Is that what happened to Travis?

00:30:46.000 Who knows, but they're saying it's like a super, possibly a super fentanyl.

00:30:51.000 Super fentanyl because fentanyl wasn't strong enough.

00:30:53.000 What if you're like, I can't be carrying these rice grain sized amounts of fentanyl, what am I, a pack mule?

00:30:59.000 Yeah, it's like a cereal commercial for kids where it's like, there was a problem at the fentanyl factory.

00:31:05.000 Now it's whoops, all fentanyl.

00:31:06.000 Now it's mini fentanyl!

00:31:09.000 Yeah!

00:31:10.000 There's so much fentanyl.

00:31:11.000 You'll die before you finish chewing it.

00:31:14.000 Guys, this is a climate change.

00:31:16.000 This is the first time we've seen the effects of climate change directly impact concerts, and I have plenty of evidence.

00:31:22.000 Just read a book, okay?

00:31:24.000 I don't know how to read.

00:31:26.000 Well, you know what?

00:31:26.000 We all have a cross to bear.

00:31:28.000 I read Braille because I prefer to touch my words.

00:31:34.000 Well, your words touch me, so I guess it comes full circle there.

00:31:38.000 Mr. Thunberg.

00:31:41.000 I don't know who I am anymore.

00:31:45.000 I can't hear the clap.

00:31:48.000 I don't hear the sounds.

00:31:50.000 Here's a prediction, prediction number four, 1970.

00:31:52.000 Again, the hashtag is climate claims.

00:31:54.000 Hey, look, look, look, look.

00:31:55.000 I'm not going to continue this show until we see climate claims trending somewhere.

00:31:58.000 Let's go.

00:31:58.000 I don't care.

00:31:58.000 Where?

00:31:59.000 Anywhere.

00:32:00.000 Do it.

00:32:00.000 Like 20,000 of you hit like on YouTube last week.

00:32:03.000 Just share this right now out there.

00:32:05.000 How many likes do we have?

00:32:06.000 With the hashtag climate claims.

00:32:07.000 I don't care about the likes.

00:32:08.000 I want people to get this out there because everyone out there is going to say, look, this is the most referenced Uh, episodic that I can think of on this topic.

00:32:18.000 Yeah.

00:32:18.000 None of these are coming from, you know, uh, QAnon.net.tv.

00:32:23.000 These are coming from New York Times, Washington Post, Time Magazine.

00:32:26.000 Leonardo DiCaprio.

00:32:27.000 Yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio.

00:32:28.000 And the UN.

00:32:29.000 I mean, come on.

00:32:30.000 Try to tweet it out as serious as possible, but also make it insulting.

00:32:34.000 Yeah.

00:32:35.000 Just try to go a little under the radar. 0.98

00:32:37.000 If you happen to include a picture of your genitals, well, look, they come a long way. 0.95

00:32:41.000 No, no, no. 0.90

00:32:42.000 This isn't Australia doing the I'm-at-home shot for the COVID stuff.

00:32:46.000 What?

00:32:46.000 You could go, this is a swampy mess thanks to global warming.

00:32:49.000 That's funny, that was Jeffrey Toobin's nickname in college.

00:32:52.000 Really?

00:32:52.000 Yeah, swampy mess.

00:32:55.000 I thought it was Olds Faithful.

00:32:57.000 Oh no.

00:32:58.000 Alright, 1970, here's prediction number four.

00:33:00.000 They made the prediction that, this is a California newspaper, Redlands Daily, predicted there would be a food rationing in 64 and water rationing by 1980, and this was echoed across The country, the truth is in 1980 there was actually not only enough food for the modern diet system to be put in place, the first national nutritional guidelines were actually issued.

00:33:22.000 But here's the thing, we do have an updated prediction now.

00:33:24.000 That was 1970.

00:33:26.000 Was it 1970?

00:33:26.000 I have to be using these notes here today because I want to make sure that you guys don't crucify me if I'm off by a year or a month because I know that that invalidates everything.

00:33:34.000 Don't kid yourself, it's gonna happen anyways.

00:33:36.000 Yes!

00:33:37.000 Now the new prediction is, by 2035, 60% of our meat will have to be lab-grown.

00:33:42.000 Why? 0.99

00:33:43.000 I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:33:44.000 I don't care if cows fart. 0.99

00:33:45.000 I watched Selma Hayek eat grasshoppers once, that was fun. 0.72

00:33:48.000 Hasn't the Colonel been doing that for years?

00:33:50.000 He's like, you are my eyeless babies. 0.95

00:33:54.000 Born without feathers.

00:33:55.000 What are the secret herbs and spices?

00:33:57.000 Cricket!

00:33:59.000 What I do to them is the spice.

00:34:01.000 Oh, what?

00:34:02.000 Their pain.

00:34:03.000 They can't speak.

00:34:06.000 Their screams are the extra spice. 0.95

00:34:09.000 So here is something, a prediction in 1970.

00:34:12.000 Another one.

00:34:12.000 Now, I want to be really clear because you're going to say, well, why are you showing this documentary?

00:34:16.000 Well, this documentary was released.

00:34:18.000 It was very popular.

00:34:18.000 However, this is a sentiment that was echoed for many, many years throughout the 70s.

00:34:24.000 And there was scientific consensus in the 70s.

00:34:26.000 But I wanted to provide visual aids.

00:34:28.000 Sorry, we're done with the chasing butt gig thing.

00:34:31.000 Visual assistance.

00:34:33.000 There you go.

00:34:34.000 Leonard Nimoy.

00:34:36.000 Here he is talking about how there's gonna be a new ice age by the year 2000.

00:34:42.000 Here.

00:34:43.000 What scientists are telling us now is that the threat of an ice age is not as remote as they once thought.

00:34:49.000 During the lifetime of our grandchildren, arctic cold and perpetual snow could turn most of the inhabitable portions of our planet into a polar desert.

00:34:59.000 The brutal buffalo winter might become common all over the United States. 0.96

00:35:04.000 Climate experts believe the next ice age is on its way.

00:35:08.000 According to recent evidence, it could come sooner than anyone had expected.

00:35:15.000 At weather stations in the far north, temperatures have been dropping for 30 years.

00:35:20.000 You know, frozen hell.

00:35:21.000 Buffalo.

00:35:22.000 Long free of summer ice are now blocked year round.

00:35:28.000 According to some climatologists, within a lifetime, we might be living in the next ice age.

00:35:40.000 What?

00:35:40.000 You couldn't hire Kirk?

00:35:43.000 Too busy preparing a space launch?

00:35:45.000 Listen, second string needs some help.

00:35:48.000 Yeah, well, you know what?

00:35:48.000 Hopefully it dry freezes those ears.

00:35:53.000 Well, we're food rationing.

00:35:54.000 You keep saying nanu nanu, buddy.

00:35:57.000 Right? 1.00

00:35:58.000 Stupid Spock. 1.00

00:36:00.000 So, just to be clear, I wanted to show you that because that was released and it was fear-mongering, of course. 1.00

00:36:05.000 But it's bad?

00:36:06.000 Ice is bad in that one.

00:36:07.000 Yeah, well, ice is bad in that one.

00:36:10.000 It's almost like they understood that frozen tundra is worse for crops.

00:36:13.000 But let me really quickly hit this.

00:36:14.000 This was widely accepted science.

00:36:17.000 This was Washington Post, 1971.

00:36:18.000 The White House.

00:36:20.000 1974.

00:36:21.000 Guardian in 1974.

00:36:22.000 Time Magazine, 1974.

00:36:24.000 The world could be as little as 50 or 60 years away from a disastrous new ice age, is what the Washington Post said.

00:36:29.000 Time said telltale signs are everywhere.

00:36:32.000 When climatologist George J. Kukla of Columbia University, blah, blah, blah.

00:36:35.000 I mean, these are everywhere.

00:36:36.000 And here's something else, too.

00:36:37.000 This is something that you're told today.

00:36:38.000 Now, I'm not saying that because they were wrong about all of it before, but that means they can't be right about

00:36:45.000 anything today. But the argument that they throw out 97% consensus, immediately dismiss it. It's

00:36:50.000 a bullshit argument. Okay, I've told you about this before. You can go back and watch that segment. 1.00

00:36:55.000 However, this is not the first time that What?

00:36:57.000 that they've made this argument. This is important because now people say, well, there might

00:37:01.000 have been one or two. I just gave you every major publication throughout the 1970s and

00:37:06.000 not only that, but these major publications were saying that anyone who denied the idea

00:37:12.000 of a coming ice age were denying what? What? Scientific consensus.

00:37:18.000 This is from New York Times, all the bullshit that's fit to smear, saying climatologists can predict what temperature averages and extremes to expect over the next 10, 20, 30 years. 0.90

00:37:29.000 They are predicting greater fluctuations and a cooling trend for the northern hemisphere, and they invoked the rhetoric of scientific consensus. 0.88

00:37:38.000 This was in 1976.

00:37:39.000 It seems like the same arguments they're using today.

00:37:41.000 By the way, tell me one of the warmest years on record.

00:37:45.000 2000.

00:37:45.000 No.

00:37:47.000 1930s.

00:37:48.000 You'd have to go back to the 1930s.

00:37:49.000 Yeah, I know, but the 14th warmest year on record was 2000, is what I have right here.

00:37:54.000 I just find that funny because it was warmer before An Inconvenient Truth, and then moderately cooler after.

00:37:59.000 Exactly.

00:38:00.000 Well, no, no, no, that was the pause, the great pause.

00:38:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:38:03.000 He was like the guy who timed all of his stock betting on Ask Jeeves.

00:38:09.000 He couldn't have picked a worse time, Al Gore.

00:38:11.000 Bought American Airlines on September 10th, did you?

00:38:15.000 Really bad idea.

00:38:16.000 Well, really, it was actually spirit.

00:38:19.000 I thought that paying for your carry-on luggage was innovative.

00:38:25.000 United 93.

00:38:26.000 I sit on the board at Apple.

00:38:30.000 I don't even know how to work this thing, but one time I got my wiener caught in it because I thought it was a Swedish masseuse.

00:38:37.000 I don't know what happened.

00:38:39.000 They said you could do that on the internet.

00:38:41.000 I didn't know it wasn't directly into the floppy drive.

00:38:44.000 Anyway, that's not important.

00:38:45.000 More money, please.

00:38:46.000 More money, please.

00:38:49.000 ManBearPig.

00:38:50.000 There was no Ice Age in 2000.

00:38:51.000 It was the 14th warmest year on record.

00:38:55.000 Oh, there wasn't?

00:38:56.000 No, there wasn't.

00:38:57.000 Oh, what a surprise.

00:38:57.000 Nimoy, you have failed me!

00:39:01.000 I like how in the 70s they're like, who can we get that's a real scientist?

00:39:04.000 Spock!

00:39:05.000 He plays one on TV.

00:39:07.000 Did you graduate high school?

00:39:09.000 No.

00:39:09.000 That's not true.

00:39:10.000 Ah, I don't care.

00:39:11.000 We'll put you on the cover of Time.

00:39:12.000 There'll be none the wiser.

00:39:13.000 I've been in space, though.

00:39:15.000 Do you have a haircut that's on a statue in a Chinese restaurant?

00:39:18.000 Yes.

00:39:19.000 People will assume that someone who's that weird looking is clearly intelligent.

00:39:23.000 They have to be.

00:39:23.000 That's the whole life budget theory.

00:39:27.000 He does have an intelligence about him.

00:39:28.000 But he's an actor, so we know he's not.

00:39:30.000 Right, yes, exactly right. 1.00

00:39:32.000 He's a liar for a living. 0.99

00:39:33.000 Here's an updated prediction. 0.94

00:39:34.000 A mini Ice Age, now you may not know this, could hit the Earth by 2030.

00:39:36.000 So they haven't totally abandoned the Ice Age argument.

00:39:39.000 But they said mini Ice Age.

00:39:41.000 Yeah, I don't know what that means.

00:39:41.000 Apparently open to interpretation.

00:39:43.000 It's just a little chilly.

00:39:44.000 Buffalo's going to get cold again.

00:39:45.000 It's like an Ice Age with less storage.

00:39:47.000 Well, it roughly goes from November to February.

00:39:50.000 Right, yeah.

00:39:51.000 It's mini.

00:39:51.000 It's a mini one.

00:39:52.000 Interesting.

00:39:53.000 These are just general guidelines, just so you know.

00:39:56.000 I'm not a scientist.

00:39:57.000 It doesn't mean anything.

00:39:58.000 Here's another prediction in 1970.

00:40:00.000 Number six.

00:40:02.000 Life magazine claimed that people would have to wear gas masks for pollution by the year 1985.

00:40:08.000 Oh, they were kind of right.

00:40:10.000 It's just not for pollution.

00:40:11.000 Right, yeah.

00:40:12.000 Well, you know what?

00:40:12.000 Here's what's funny is the updated prediction now.

00:40:14.000 COVID masks will cause record levels of waste in the ocean.

00:40:18.000 Oh no, a hermit crab is going to be wearing someone's face diaper as a shell. 1.00

00:40:22.000 But they won't get COVID.

00:40:27.000 We've noticed there's a natural immunity to COVID from hermit crabs.

00:40:30.000 They're all wearing masks, very compliant.

00:40:33.000 Crustaceans, mollusks.

00:40:35.000 I don't know what a mollusk is.

00:40:36.000 All these sea cows are very well protected from COVID.

00:40:40.000 They just wear Amy Schumer's mask.

00:40:45.000 Just a manatee in a mask that says Black Lives Matter. 0.97

00:40:50.000 I need the Lizzo version, please.

00:40:52.000 It's trying to light everything on fire, but it can.

00:40:54.000 It's water.

00:40:55.000 Think about this for a second.

00:40:56.000 All the disposable, because the disposable masks, those are the only ones that work.

00:40:58.000 Yeah.

00:40:58.000 Right?

00:40:59.000 Your reusable cotton masks, your reusable poly blend masks. 0.99

00:41:02.000 Disgusting.

00:41:03.000 They don't work at all, but let's think about this for a second. 0.91

00:41:06.000 Every time I go to a restaurant now, I have to drink Well, this is according to Dr. Anthony Fauci, by the way, lest anybody get mad at us.

00:41:12.000 I don't know what happened.

00:41:13.000 Don't touch your face.

00:41:14.000 No, no.

00:41:14.000 there was some sea tortoise that might be chewing on my bubble tea straw.

00:41:18.000 But now you're just like, by the way, let's just everyone dispose of masks.

00:41:22.000 And if you want it to work, you have to wear a new mask every single time you touch a mask.

00:41:27.000 Well, this is according to Dr. Anthony Fauci, by the way, lest anybody get mad at us.

00:41:31.000 I don't know what happened. Don't touch your face. No, no.

00:41:33.000 Let's don't touch your face.

00:41:35.000 The Averitt straws are awful.

00:41:39.000 They're the worst.

00:41:40.000 Seriously, you get the paper in your mouth.

00:41:43.000 Partway you would say, what am I supposed to do with this?

00:41:45.000 When they fall apart, two sips in, it's gone.

00:41:47.000 I'm going to a cocktail bar with my wife and her friends, so it's $18 a drink, and you say, oh, I guess give me your twist on a gimlet with a little bit of a habanero, and it tastes like kindling.

00:41:56.000 Wow, wow, good.

00:41:57.000 Do you have anything in the Duraflame flavor?

00:42:00.000 You drink liquor through a straw?

00:42:04.000 Well, they give you straws.

00:42:06.000 You do if you're an alcoholic and your mouth don't work. 0.91

00:42:10.000 And you got a hole in your neck. 1.00

00:42:12.000 I guess you got me. 0.76

00:42:13.000 Well, you're talking about Al Gore.

00:42:15.000 Here's another prediction in 1989.

00:42:19.000 Rising sea levels would drown countries by the year 2000.

00:42:26.000 I guess I don't even know.

00:42:27.000 It's like, how do you fact check this?

00:42:29.000 Have any countries drowned?

00:42:30.000 Are there any countries that haven't learned how to swim yet?

00:42:33.000 Do we have any Atlantis' out there?

00:42:35.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:42:36.000 Are the Keys wearing floaties?

00:42:39.000 No.

00:42:39.000 Okay.

00:42:40.000 Well, they've updated the prediction.

00:42:41.000 Now it's Florida will be drowned by 2060 from the Guardian.

00:42:44.000 They just pushed the date back a little bit.

00:42:47.000 Right, so by 2060, so they said it would be gone by now, but now by 2060 you can be sure they're not going to be able to tape any more bloodlines.

00:42:54.000 I have a speech prepared for this.

00:42:56.000 Oh, uh, really?

00:42:57.000 Yes.

00:42:58.000 Well, it's less a speech and more a music video, but it's important.

00:43:03.000 Oh.

00:43:04.000 The world is dying, unless I can save it.

00:43:16.000 you you

00:43:20.000 Oh Oh

00:43:25.000 Thunberg, fear the Thunberg. 0.61

00:43:28.000 I was lightning and then Thunberg, Thunberg.

00:43:31.000 Thunberg, fear the Thunberg. 0.61

00:43:34.000 Lightning and the Thunberg, Thunberg, Thunberg.

00:43:37.000 Kids were laughing in my classes while polar bears were dying by the masses.

00:43:43.000 Look at you.

00:43:44.000 Who do you think you are driving that big shiny car?

00:43:49.000 Do you want me?

00:43:50.000 Are you thirsty?

00:43:51.000 Do you want to see what's in me?

00:43:56.000 Okay.

00:43:57.000 Why did you stop that before the sexy part?

00:43:59.000 Well, you know what?

00:44:00.000 I know you're 18 now, but I can't see anymore.

00:44:02.000 I'm blind.

00:44:02.000 You still can't put a price on life experience.

00:44:04.000 I'm gonna do it here then.

00:44:05.000 No, stop it.

00:44:06.000 No, no, no.

00:44:07.000 Hear the thunberg.

00:44:09.000 Lightning.

00:44:10.000 And a thunberg.

00:44:11.000 Why am I cutting back to it?

00:44:12.000 I can't see.

00:44:13.000 Daddy.

00:44:13.000 What does it say?

00:44:14.000 Daddy's been dirty.

00:44:15.000 It says back off, man. 0.68

00:44:16.000 I'm a scientist.

00:44:17.000 Oh, okay.

00:44:17.000 It's from a movie because I'm going to turn back into Dave now.

00:44:20.000 Because this wig is itchy.

00:44:22.000 Alright, okay.

00:44:23.000 Let's cut away from that. 1.00

00:44:24.000 Please let him take off the wig and the damn jacket. 1.00

00:44:28.000 Darn. 1.00

00:44:28.000 I didn't know that he was going to be doing this this morning. 1.00

00:44:30.000 I was like, look, you can't do this the whole show.

00:44:31.000 You've got to give me a heads up.

00:44:33.000 When we did the show, we had Bernie Sanders hosting the show and Donald Trump.

00:44:36.000 Guys, just so you know, you are only going to talk to Bernie or Donald Trump.

00:44:40.000 All right.

00:44:40.000 Look, you said do something for climate change, and we thought a Greta Thunberg music video was the only way to go.

00:44:46.000 There was no option.

00:44:48.000 Adava Thunberg.

00:44:49.000 That way we don't get sued.

00:44:50.000 No way was that Greta. 0.89

00:44:51.000 It was simply her older brother, sister.

00:44:53.000 Yes.

00:44:54.000 Look how rosy I am, because I'm still in girl makeup. 0.86

00:44:57.000 You look jolly.

00:44:58.000 Like, I love Campbell's soup, or I'm a dangerous binge drinker.

00:45:02.000 I'm not gonna let you come down my chimney, buddy.

00:45:05.000 So, forget it, pal.

00:45:07.000 I'm not gonna sit in your lap.

00:45:09.000 I see your chimney.

00:45:11.000 1988, here's another prediction.

00:45:12.000 Officials claimed that the Maldives would be underwater in the next 30 years.

00:45:17.000 So let's see, 98?

00:45:17.000 Yeah, let's count it.

00:45:20.000 Oh, wow.

00:45:20.000 Oh, that was, well, we're past it.

00:45:24.000 Again.

00:45:24.000 Truth!

00:45:25.000 30 years later, they hit a record for tourism.

00:45:29.000 1.48 million visitors.

00:45:31.000 But don't worry, they've revised it now that the Maldives could disappear by the end of the century.

00:45:38.000 This is at CSNBC.

00:45:40.000 Hey, by the way, if you guys are watching right now and you're irritated, Smash that like button watching right now on YouTube smash the like button and please share it with hashtag climate claims because People need to know this stuff because here's what's funny is you will get people will rebut this and say you're not I readily acknowledge I'm not a scientist.

00:45:56.000 This is The issue here is people buying into bullshit despite them not being a scientist Look, if you are not a scientist, isn't it better to start from the beginning point of skepticism than it is of accepting it wholesale?

00:46:09.000 You still have people, here's what's ironic, you still have some people who believe these predictions now. 0.97

00:46:14.000 I guarantee you if I grab 20 people off the street, a certain number of them are going to believe the peak oil mists that have already been moved.

00:46:20.000 They don't know that their scientists have moved the goalposts.

00:46:23.000 That's the issue.

00:46:24.000 And do you see a pattern here, by the way?

00:46:26.000 You're a science denier.

00:46:27.000 We talked about this the other day.

00:46:28.000 You're a science denier.

00:46:29.000 You're an election denier.

00:46:30.000 You're back to being a science denier because you're not a virologist, right? 0.97

00:46:34.000 You're a heretic.

00:46:34.000 Every single time this happens, you get browbeaten with facts that appear to be facts.

00:46:39.000 Well, I trust the science.

00:46:42.000 Really?

00:46:42.000 Which one?

00:46:43.000 Oh, okay.

00:46:44.000 That's why you're vaccinating five-year-olds?

00:46:49.000 That's messed up, that one.

00:46:50.000 It really is.

00:46:52.000 And now there's kids that have died.

00:46:56.000 Are we allowed to say that?

00:46:57.000 Sorry.

00:46:58.000 There have allegedly been some people who may have had complications at some point associated with the vaccine, even though it is the safest and most researched with the best long-term studies vaccine ever.

00:47:11.000 And the most vaccine sort of vaccine you can get.

00:47:14.000 Yes.

00:47:15.000 It just makes common sense.

00:47:16.000 Yes.

00:47:17.000 That's right.

00:47:18.000 Yes.

00:47:18.000 He's a guy you should trust.

00:47:20.000 Also, the earth is warming uncontrollably.

00:47:23.000 Also, sand flies eating a beagle's face is not gain of science.

00:47:27.000 It's just the natural order of things.

00:47:29.000 It's just science.

00:47:30.000 Function.

00:47:30.000 Gain of function.

00:47:31.000 I watch Species.

00:47:32.000 Hungry.

00:47:33.000 Yeah, I watch it every night before I go to bed.

00:47:36.000 Sometimes that happens.

00:47:37.000 Sometimes I see a really attractive woman and I go, are you Species? 0.91

00:47:42.000 You're Species.

00:47:43.000 So.

00:47:44.000 Prediction in 1988.

00:47:45.000 If you don't ask.

00:47:46.000 You don't ask.

00:47:47.000 That's the whole thing with Species.

00:47:48.000 She doesn't tell you.

00:47:49.000 She plays all coy about it like, no, I'm a woman.

00:47:51.000 You're Species.

00:47:52.000 They're like undercover cops.

00:47:54.000 They have to tell you, right?

00:47:57.000 I don't think that's how it works.

00:47:58.000 Usually when you see her, you know, lift a train car and throw it across a cornfield, you're like, Species!

00:48:03.000 Ha ha! 0.86

00:48:03.000 Yeah, I knew it. 0.86

00:48:04.000 I knew it.

00:48:05.000 Nothing gets past me, Species. 1.00

00:48:05.000 When a hot chick wants to jump in the sack with you and you're a disgusting human being. 1.00

00:48:09.000 Yeah, that's enough. 1.00

00:48:10.000 That should be the... If she doesn't need to throw a train car, she could just say, Hey, you're handsome.

00:48:15.000 I'd be like, Species!

00:48:16.000 Do you know by 2050, 33% of all women will be species? 0.99

00:48:20.000 Really?

00:48:20.000 What?

00:48:21.000 Yeah, it's true.

00:48:22.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:48:22.000 No, wait.

00:48:23.000 I'm getting word.

00:48:24.000 It's gonna be potentially by the end of the century.

00:48:26.000 Oh, they moved it again.

00:48:27.000 Wait, hold on a second, I'm getting a word.

00:48:28.000 Yep.

00:48:29.000 Update. 0.99

00:48:29.000 Everything that we just said about species was bullshit. 0.99

00:48:31.000 Sorry. 0.96

00:48:31.000 Oh. 0.96

00:48:32.000 Wait, I just got word it was last Thursday.

00:48:34.000 Oh my god, what?

00:48:35.000 I knew it!

00:48:36.000 Check your wives. 0.99

00:48:37.000 I knew it when my wife choked me with her forked tongue. 1.00

00:48:40.000 I was thinking like, that's weird. 1.00

00:48:42.000 I was like, bitch you species! 1.00

00:48:46.000 Wouldn't that be a great film to watch in a black movie theater in Detroit? 1.00

00:48:53.000 Oh, I would love it. 1.00

00:48:54.000 That bitch is Species! 1.00

00:48:56.000 There's no way she likes that guy! 1.00

00:48:58.000 There's no way! 1.00

00:48:59.000 He is ugly, he is an ugly mother, that bitch is Species! 1.00

00:49:02.000 Ah, there you go, you gonna die, you gonna die! 1.00

00:49:04.000 Oh, oh shit, now he's kissing Species! 1.00

00:49:06.000 Oh, yeah, hope you enjoy that, cause you ain't gonna get none. 1.00

00:49:09.000 You ain't gonna get none, you just gonna die. 0.99

00:49:12.000 From Species. 1.00

00:49:12.000 Popcorn's burning, bitch. 1.00

00:49:16.000 Alright, 1988 prediction. 0.99

00:49:19.000 Bob Reese predicted, or Rice, I don't care, predicted that Lower Manhattan would be completely underwater by 2018.

00:49:25.000 Well, here's the thing, actually, the truth is... It didn't happen, though.

00:49:29.000 No, no, no, the truth is, it actually has.

00:49:31.000 What?

00:49:31.000 Yeah, just not for the reasons they thought.

00:49:33.000 Yeah, so, you know?

00:49:36.000 That's a different kind of water.

00:49:37.000 I don't know if that's in the archive. 0.92

00:49:40.000 New York City will be awash in hobo piss. 1.00

00:49:42.000 That was the day after tomorrow, Jake Jones. 0.97

00:49:43.000 I was like, we have to get to the library.

00:49:44.000 Why? 0.58

00:49:45.000 Hobo piss! 1.00

00:49:47.000 In any consolation, it's in much worse shape. 0.97

00:49:53.000 Might be better.

00:49:53.000 Being underwater would be a great thing for Lower Manhattan.

00:49:56.000 Kind of clean the streets.

00:49:57.000 Be kind of a cleansing of the soul.

00:49:59.000 Yes.

00:50:00.000 So, well, here's a good thing.

00:50:01.000 There's an update from travel.com.

00:50:04.000 New York City, it'll be underwater by 2050.

00:50:05.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:50:09.000 Wasn't all of Miami supposed to be underwater already?

00:50:11.000 Yeah, there's a whole bunch of stuff like that.

00:50:13.000 Too much cocaine, it floats.

00:50:14.000 Well, all the buildings were built on cocaine money.

00:50:17.000 That whole city's cocaine money. 0.85

00:50:18.000 No, no, no.

00:50:18.000 Literally cocaine.

00:50:18.000 They just stuff it under.

00:50:20.000 I'm sure a lot of it literally is.

00:50:21.000 What do we do with all this?

00:50:23.000 I thought it was underwater because it needed to cool the state down from all the mamacitas.

00:50:29.000 Oh boy.

00:50:30.000 I agree.

00:50:32.000 I'm in Miami.

00:50:32.000 Look at that gorge.

00:50:33.000 I need my pee!

00:50:36.000 I don't know why they said this.

00:50:37.000 AHHHH! 0.99

00:50:37.000 Multilingual species! 0.99

00:50:39.000 Catch! 0.60

00:50:41.000 See?

00:50:43.000 I knew it!

00:50:45.000 AOC's totally species. 0.71

00:50:48.000 It's the googly eye.

00:50:48.000 She has to keep bringing it back because it's trying to get out.

00:50:52.000 Species?

00:50:53.000 Back inside.

00:50:55.000 I'm the species exorcist.

00:50:56.000 AOC!

00:50:56.000 Hey!

00:50:56.000 Species!

00:50:57.000 Back! 0.88

00:50:57.000 Close mouth! 0.88

00:50:58.000 Her people costume is just coming apart.

00:51:01.000 I'm going to get into a fight over AOC with the feds.

00:51:07.000 I've been tracking species for 20 years.

00:51:10.000 Get out.

00:51:10.000 This is my jurisdiction.

00:51:11.000 Like hell!

00:51:12.000 Yeah, we get that you want us to be dismantled, but, uh, look, this is a real thing.

00:51:17.000 Yes. 0.99

00:51:17.000 Don't give me any of that George Washington crap. 0.99

00:51:18.000 I've learned how to think like species. 0.96

00:51:21.000 And let me tell you, the species is not exactly what you think.

00:51:23.000 Species is an avowed socialist who drives her Tesla three blocks with eyes googly. 1.00

00:51:27.000 I repeat, googly! 1.00

00:51:28.000 And she is stunningly stupid. 1.00

00:51:30.000 Yes. 1.00

00:51:31.000 Uh, it's really not an advanced species at all. 1.00

00:51:33.000 Just uncharacteristically dumb. 1.00

00:51:35.000 Yeah, just really useless. 1.00

00:51:38.000 But in Congress. 0.99

00:51:39.000 Yes.

00:51:40.000 We're really doing it a favor by letting it, just let it live.

00:51:43.000 Oh, also, by the way, you might not want to let her do jello shots on you because her tongue will exit your spine. 1.00

00:51:48.000 So, okay, next prediction.

00:51:50.000 Number 10.

00:51:54.000 This is actually, they said That children wouldn't know what snow is by 2020.

00:52:00.000 Well, I live in Texas, I don't know what snow is.

00:52:03.000 David Parker, a researcher at the Hadley Center for... Are all kids mentally impaired?

00:52:08.000 Yes.

00:52:08.000 I don't know!

00:52:09.000 Oh, that's what he said! 0.97

00:52:10.000 He's like, by 2020 all kids will be retarded. 1.00

00:52:13.000 Ah! 0.97

00:52:13.000 Different prediction. 0.97

00:52:14.000 Makes more sense now.

00:52:15.000 I mean... And it was just in Arkansas.

00:52:18.000 Why wouldn't you know what snow was?

00:52:19.000 There's still history.

00:52:23.000 And movies.

00:52:24.000 None of this makes sense.

00:52:25.000 They won't even know what snow is.

00:52:27.000 Everything that's ever captured snow on film will have been burned by the sun.

00:52:31.000 Yes, that's the rhetoric.

00:52:33.000 Like, I know what a woolly mammoth is.

00:52:35.000 Yeah, I've never met a triceratops.

00:52:38.000 No.

00:52:38.000 But I've heard of them.

00:52:40.000 I've also met a bisceratops.

00:52:42.000 Have you?

00:52:42.000 I've met a quadceratops, a pelagic.

00:52:48.000 Well, that's not really a subspecies, it's just a triceratops who an LSD dove into an empty pool.

00:52:56.000 That's true, yeah.

00:52:57.000 They do move in herds.

00:53:02.000 Here's to triceratops to speak to the school about why not to take drugs. 1.00

00:53:09.000 Here's Jeff Goldblum reaching into a spot of shit. 0.98

00:53:14.000 Alright, children wouldn't know what snow is but so David Parker, researcher at the Hadley Center for Climate Prediction Research said, British children Could have only virtual experience of... Wait, is this... Oh, that's right, he's English. 0.99

00:53:27.000 British children could have only virtual experience of the snow via the internet.

00:53:32.000 They might wander at polar scenes or eventually feel virtual cold.

00:53:37.000 Thank Lord we have this vinyl edition of Josh Groban's Polar Express soundtrack.

00:53:42.000 Children, people... He was very cold, you see.

00:53:49.000 Mr. Scrooge, can we blow out all of the candles, making the room so hot?

00:53:53.000 Yes, yes, yes.

00:53:55.000 Because the dark was cheap, you see, and Ebenezer liked it.

00:53:58.000 Well, there I go again. 0.85

00:53:58.000 I should, I perhaps, assume, return back to my realm of science, but it appears I'm a douchebag there, too. 0.85

00:54:06.000 Chimney sweeps are no longer needed.

00:54:13.000 Do your kids know what snow is?

00:54:14.000 So here's a prediction now, in 2040, the UK won't have snow anymore.

00:54:19.000 They didn't say that children won't know what snow is, but they're like, they won't have it.

00:54:23.000 My kid knew what snow was when we left the hospital.

00:54:26.000 Because it was snowing.

00:54:30.000 Just ask Linus.

00:54:31.000 I only prefer February snowflakes.

00:54:33.000 Well, you see, the problem with him is he's a climate denier, you see.

00:54:38.000 There are no snowflakes in Peanuts Land, despite what one Mr. Schultz might try and indoctrinate you with.

00:54:45.000 More money, please.

00:54:46.000 More money, please.

00:54:48.000 There's so much money, it's the biggest racket ever.

00:54:51.000 It really is.

00:54:52.000 Imagine getting paid for making these predictions.

00:54:54.000 Imagine getting paid for saying that in the year 2020, kids won't know what snow is.

00:54:58.000 Ah, yeah, brilliant!

00:54:59.000 Give him another grand. 1.00

00:55:00.000 How much did we pay for that shit? 1.00

00:55:02.000 Well, thankfully it was in the UK, so we didn't. 1.00

00:55:04.000 Hopefully it was cheaper than a lot of... I'm sure we did.

00:55:06.000 The sun's just gonna burn out one day.

00:55:07.000 It will eventually.

00:55:08.000 Yep, and it's just gonna take this pile of waste with it.

00:55:12.000 In a champagne supernova.

00:55:14.000 In a champagne supernova, in the sky.

00:55:18.000 2004.

00:55:18.000 Here's another prediction.

00:55:20.000 The Pentagon report warned the UK climate would be like Siberia by 2020.

00:55:25.000 Hold on.

00:55:25.000 This is from a Pentagon report.

00:55:27.000 I'm curious.

00:55:28.000 Is Siberia hot?

00:55:31.000 Uh, that was also confusing to me.

00:55:33.000 Because the previous prediction we had said they won't know what snow is.

00:55:36.000 This one says they're going to be covered by the snow.

00:55:37.000 Well, this is from the Pentagon, so you know it's good.

00:55:39.000 Ah, it's different.

00:55:40.000 You know it's good.

00:55:41.000 United 93.

00:55:42.000 It's not just good, it's Pentagon good.

00:55:45.000 Pentagon good.

00:55:46.000 Not Pentagram good, Pentagon good.

00:55:49.000 It puts its pentagram on it, though.

00:55:51.000 It's a stamp of approval.

00:55:52.000 More of a ram's head, really.

00:55:54.000 What the hell is going on here?

00:55:58.000 It is five points.

00:55:59.000 Did they cite the other report on no snow?

00:56:02.000 Did they be like, yeah, building off of this report, you guys are going to be in sleep.

00:56:05.000 Well, apparently the Pentagon didn't get the memo from the scientists who were being published in the New York Times. 0.90

00:56:10.000 Boy, the Pentagon really has a shitty track record, doesn't it? 0.89

00:56:13.000 Doesn't even think about it. 0.97

00:56:14.000 Yeah, it does.

00:56:15.000 Oh, gosh.

00:56:16.000 So do scientists, apparently.

00:56:18.000 I keep hearing the word consensus, but they don't seem to be consensus at all.

00:56:23.000 So this is from the Pentagon Report.

00:56:24.000 It was reported in the Guardian in 2004.

00:56:25.000 They wrote this.

00:56:27.000 Major European cities will be sunk beneath rising seas as Britain is plunged into a Siberian climate by 2020.

00:56:34.000 Nuclear conflict, megadroughts, famine, and widespread rioting will erupt across the world.

00:56:40.000 And then they said, wait, that's my line.

00:56:45.000 Well, that's actually true.

00:56:46.000 Well, they got the writing.

00:56:46.000 It's just not because of weather.

00:56:48.000 Yeah.

00:56:49.000 It was BLM.

00:56:50.000 No, there were droughts and stuff.

00:56:51.000 You see all them dead flamingos in that picture?

00:56:54.000 I hate them. 0.99

00:56:55.000 Crazy. 1.00

00:56:55.000 Super sad. 1.00

00:56:56.000 Hey.

00:56:57.000 Flamingos.

00:56:58.000 Can't they fly? 0.85

00:56:59.000 You know that I own a flamingo ranch.

00:57:01.000 All right.

00:57:02.000 If they can fly, I don't feel sorry.

00:57:03.000 I meant no offense by it.

00:57:04.000 It could move.

00:57:04.000 You said you liked my flamingos and I let you feed them.

00:57:07.000 Well, I lied.

00:57:09.000 I did it out of... I was being polite.

00:57:10.000 So, in 2020... It hurts.

00:57:12.000 The UK's... The UK's climate included... This is so stupid that I'm having to fact check this.

00:57:20.000 Record-breaking rainfall. 1.00

00:57:21.000 Yes it is.

00:57:21.000 Record dry and sunny periods.

00:57:24.000 And a summer heatwave.

00:57:25.000 But here's the updated prediction!

00:57:26.000 Hey! 0.99

00:57:26.000 Update! 0.99

00:57:27.000 Heatwave?

00:57:29.000 I don't know.

00:57:29.000 We have an update.

00:57:30.000 What?

00:57:33.000 What?

00:57:33.000 No idea.

00:57:35.000 What?

00:57:35.000 I don't understand what's happening.

00:57:37.000 Me neither.

00:57:37.000 Did you have a stroke?

00:57:39.000 Update.

00:57:39.000 What's the update?

00:57:40.000 What are you talking about?

00:57:40.000 I did.

00:57:41.000 I said I had a summer heat wave.

00:57:41.000 What's going on?

00:57:43.000 You said there was an update.

00:57:45.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:57:46.000 You guys screwing with me? 1.00

00:57:47.000 Is there something going out to air right now that's like me with a big dick or something? 1.00

00:57:51.000 That's something you guys would do! 1.00

00:57:53.000 You guys all form against me!

00:57:55.000 You're all out here to get me! 1.00

00:57:56.000 Did you guys want to convince everybody I have a giant penis again? 1.00

00:58:01.000 That old man! 1.00

00:58:02.000 I didn't say attached to me!

00:58:03.000 Stop it! 1.00

00:58:04.000 Don't tell people I have a giant penis again! 1.00

00:58:06.000 It's one I collect. 1.00

00:58:08.000 Come on, come up with something original.

00:58:10.000 Come on.

00:58:11.000 Geez, guys.

00:58:11.000 Why don't you make something up for a change?

00:58:15.000 Yeah, I pay you to write, not just report.

00:58:23.000 The updated prediction, 2021, 10 areas of the UK could be underwater by 2050 because of rising sea levels.

00:58:29.000 Well, okay, well there you go.

00:58:30.000 10 areas?

00:58:30.000 10 areas!

00:58:31.000 You said the entire place!

00:58:33.000 I don't fully understand.

00:58:35.000 I'm not a scientist, I'm just reading.

00:58:38.000 So, 10 areas sounds like it could be the whole thing.

00:58:40.000 Yeah, it sounds like it could be.

00:58:41.000 I don't understand how they do it, like states versus provinces.

00:58:44.000 But either way, someone's missing some molars.

00:58:46.000 Well, that rock, that's an area.

00:58:48.000 I mean, that rock used to be like that far above the water.

00:58:51.000 I mean, now it's gone.

00:58:52.000 I mean, I moved it under the water.

00:58:54.000 I threw it in the water.

00:58:56.000 Regardless. 0.97

00:58:57.000 By the way, whenever people say like, well you're not a scientist, yeah, also Al Gore got the, not only did he get the Academy Award, which gay lesbian was it? 0.64

00:59:05.000 Was it Sinead O'Connor? 0.79

00:59:06.000 Was it Melissa Etheridge?

00:59:08.000 Or was it Sarah McLachlan?

00:59:10.000 Was it the wings of an angel?

00:59:12.000 Or was it the come through my window?

00:59:15.000 No.

00:59:15.000 Which lesbian sang the I don't know.

00:59:19.000 Oh, for the movie?

00:59:20.000 Yeah.

00:59:21.000 Oh, I don't know.

00:59:22.000 Was it Melissa Etheridge?

00:59:23.000 I think it was Etheridge. 0.98

00:59:26.000 Point is, Al Gore and two angry lesbians got Academy Awards. 0.99

00:59:42.000 Nothing compares to global warming. 1.00

00:59:46.000 Some inconvenient boobs. 0.96

00:59:48.000 Oh yes. 0.85

00:59:49.000 Well no, that's 2020 stuff. 0.99

00:59:51.000 I love tits, I'm a girl. 1.00

00:59:52.000 Yeah, just think about this for a second. 0.99

00:59:54.000 You go back to Melissa Etheridge, the Melissa Etheridge who won the 2009 Academy Award, or I don't know, was nominated.

00:59:59.000 I'm going by rote here. 0.97

01:00:00.000 If you were to tell Melissa Etheridge back then in 2009, be like, hey, by the way, you know that in only 10 years time, you could actually just put on your driver's license that you're a man and you can go into the match and compete, and she'd be like, don't be a fool now! 0.92

01:00:19.000 Like, so my career's destroyed?

01:00:22.000 It's like, yeah, you really rush it.

01:00:23.000 Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:00:26.000 So 2009, this is prediction Al Gore, who was also not a scientist, but people weren't complaining when this was actually being taught as a part of curriculum.

01:00:33.000 Mr. Gore.

01:00:34.000 You mean the rightful president of the United States, even?

01:00:36.000 Well, I won.

01:00:37.000 I won Florida.

01:00:39.000 I wanted to do a recount.

01:00:41.000 Really?

01:00:41.000 Hold on a second.

01:00:42.000 Why was there opposition to the recount?

01:00:44.000 I don't know.

01:00:45.000 What counties did you... I only wanted to include three.

01:00:47.000 Only three counties for the recount.

01:00:48.000 I didn't want to recount the whole state.

01:00:50.000 We're not retired.

01:00:52.000 I won the popular vote.

01:00:53.000 I'm a more popular person.

01:00:54.000 Right, yeah.

01:00:55.000 Because that counts.

01:00:56.000 And then people are like, whoa, dodged a bullet there.

01:01:00.000 Can you imagine him during 9-11?

01:01:01.000 Like, hi guys.

01:01:03.000 You have a lot of growing up to do.

01:01:06.000 Why would you want to be president after you've seen what's going on in that office for the previous eight years?

01:01:12.000 We're gonna need a deep cleaning.

01:01:14.000 Because he saw what went on in that office for the previous eight years.

01:01:17.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:01:18.000 Break me off a piece of that.

01:01:19.000 He's like, yeah, I'm gonna get some chunky chicks from the mail room. 1.00

01:01:22.000 Disgusting! 0.99

01:01:23.000 From now on, I have a rule. 1.00

01:01:25.000 I only hire fat interns with low self-esteem. 1.00

01:01:28.000 Yeah, come on in here. 0.98

01:01:29.000 I have something for you on a cigar.

01:01:31.000 Yeah, I know you may be asking, how's that a professional qualification?

01:01:38.000 So, 2009, he said there would be no more ice in the Arctic by 2013.

01:01:45.000 The amount that disappeared in 2005 was equivalent to everything east of the Mississippi.

01:01:52.000 The extra amount that disappeared last fall was equivalent to this much.

01:01:58.000 You better not stand on it.

01:01:59.000 Can you imagine him standing on the ice and it's a wonderful life that kids are riding on a shovel?

01:02:05.000 The amount remaining could be completely gone in summer in as little as five years.

01:02:10.000 Can you imagine him standing on the ice and it's a wonderful life that kids are riding

01:02:14.000 on a shovel just, he's just going to go straight down.

01:02:19.000 So it's such a knob.

01:02:21.000 I know.

01:02:21.000 Just to be clear, the ice does ebb.

01:02:22.000 There's ebbing and flowing.

01:02:23.000 So in 2012, there was 1.67 million square miles of Arctic ice.

01:02:25.000 2013, 2.25.

01:02:25.000 Oh, mostly true.

01:02:25.000 So there you go.

01:02:27.000 2012 there was 1.67 million square miles of Arctic ice.

01:02:32.000 2013, 2.25.

01:02:34.000 Oh, mostly true.

01:02:35.000 Yeah, so most, yeah.

01:02:36.000 So there's more.

01:02:38.000 Well there was more in 2013 compared to 2012.

01:02:41.000 Are we gonna debunk any of this today?

01:02:44.000 Are we the prosecution?

01:02:46.000 Well we can't debunk it because there is an updated prediction!

01:02:49.000 Arctic sea ice could be gone according to National Geographic, or as I used to call it, the Tube Sock Teddy Magazine.

01:02:58.000 Arctic sea ice could be gone by the year 2035.

01:03:01.000 They should have pushed that one out a little further.

01:03:03.000 You know, come on.

01:03:03.000 I mean, 60 is what I was thinking.

01:03:05.000 Give yourselves a little slack.

01:03:07.000 It's like in my schedule.

01:03:08.000 I started building in an extra 10 minutes just for transportation.

01:03:11.000 Then you'd be like, oh man, it happened so much faster than we thought, but we were still right.

01:03:15.000 Right.

01:03:15.000 Can't do that now.

01:03:16.000 Well, here's the thing, though.

01:03:17.000 Al Gore left out.

01:03:18.000 He wanted to focus more on the polar bears and the ice.

01:03:20.000 Oh, that's sad.

01:03:22.000 I mean, how's he going to set up his home bar cart?

01:03:24.000 You mean those floaty devices that run around and kill things?

01:03:27.000 Yeah.

01:03:28.000 Those soulless killing machines?

01:03:31.000 You mean those lovely Christmas bears that I think you're being pretty agnostic about?

01:03:35.000 Do you have any idea what would happen to a seal if he showed up with a coke to a polar bear?

01:03:39.000 What he deserves.

01:03:40.000 That seal was making eyes at me.

01:03:46.000 Okay, so Al Gore actually left out an important aspect of how climate change affects people, and we're not beyond, obviously, finding some common ground.

01:03:52.000 Recent study shows that 70% of Americans suffer from climate anxiety, and here at Latter-Worth Crowder we care about people, if nothing else, so we actually asked people about it and filmed a PSA regarding the negative impact of climate anxiety and how it impacts all of our lives.

01:04:10.000 You know, climate change affects me and my familia because, you know, when we were in Guatemala, we had to move over here because we had a big drought.

01:04:18.000 And I lost five of my siblings.

01:04:22.000 And I almost lost the other one.

01:04:24.000 And so I just... I'm sorry.

01:04:27.000 I can't.

01:04:29.000 I've recently been diagnosed with a very real condition known as climate anxiety.

01:04:35.000 And unfortunately, it's led to a host of neurological disorders, including back spasms, forgetfulness, and impotence.

01:04:41.000 Oh, me?

01:04:42.000 Uh, sorry.

01:04:43.000 Yeah, climate change?

01:04:44.000 Uh, I'm not really sure if climate change affects me at all.

01:04:47.000 I don't know.

01:04:48.000 I don't know anything about it.

01:04:49.000 Well here, I got some information for you.

01:04:51.000 Maybe look this over real quick?

01:04:55.000 I guess, yeah.

01:04:57.000 Climate change affects me because I'm a veterinarian.

01:05:00.000 And in just two years, 80% of all animals will be dead.

01:05:04.000 And I'll be out of a job.

01:05:06.000 But mostly the animal thing.

01:05:09.000 So you're saying people are the problem.

01:05:12.000 I have people at home.

01:05:14.000 A wife and two awful step kids. 0.99

01:05:17.000 Climate change affects me because my family has owned a ski resort for over a hundred years and now all the snow is melting and only the tall mountains can stay open.

01:05:27.000 My hope is through sharing my story that somebody else out there might be able to come forward and get treated for this really, really real thing that is happening across the world.

01:05:39.000 Now there's no more climate change in my house.

01:05:44.000 I'm gonna go to the mall and stop some climate change there.

01:05:48.000 Well, look, none of us has remained unaffected.

01:06:01.000 It's true.

01:06:02.000 What will ski bums do when they have no mountains? 1.00

01:06:04.000 It's true.

01:06:05.000 Probably just use New York City as a public stall.

01:06:09.000 Well, that's an option. 0.95

01:06:10.000 I think that man might have killed his family.

01:06:12.000 No, I don't think so.

01:06:13.000 Oh.

01:06:13.000 No.

01:06:14.000 No, he's fighting climate change.

01:06:15.000 Snow, snow, snow.

01:06:18.000 I want to piss my name inside of all the snow.

01:06:22.000 That really is the best part of snow.

01:06:24.000 It is, yeah.

01:06:24.000 But I've never done it well enough where people can't rave.

01:06:27.000 Well, you know, everyone knows that I have now that you guys started spreading the rumor.

01:06:32.000 It's like a firehose.

01:06:39.000 It's more like a wood-burning set.

01:06:44.000 Which, by the way, that was a wonderful toy to give to an eight-year-old dad.

01:06:51.000 A wood-burning set.

01:06:53.000 For crying out loud, I still have burn marks.

01:06:56.000 What did you learn in your lesson?

01:06:58.000 I didn't learn anything.

01:06:59.000 Those things didn't work at all.

01:07:01.000 We had one of those.

01:07:02.000 Well, it was actually at my grandma's.

01:07:03.000 It was a heater too close to drapes or IV.

01:07:07.000 Well, it's because you pushed it there.

01:07:08.000 Mine was a curling iron put inside the foot of my bed by my dad.

01:07:12.000 I don't know what lesson was taught there.

01:07:14.000 What?

01:07:14.000 I had a heated blanket in 1985.

01:07:17.000 I actually have good memories of the heated blanket.

01:07:21.000 There's a lot of people who don't.

01:07:22.000 Yeah, my mom would cover me in the electric blanket. 0.95

01:07:24.000 Fortunately, she'd do it in the tub. 1.00

01:07:25.000 Location, location, location.

01:07:28.000 That's gotta be a firearmer, though, to get that news.

01:07:31.000 They had a heated blanket on and burned alive.

01:07:34.000 I was like, oh.

01:07:36.000 Well, it worked.

01:07:37.000 So they were warm.

01:07:38.000 Like the two broads in Final Destination in the tanning beds. 1.00

01:07:41.000 Oh, yeah, we'd kick it off.

01:07:42.000 Oh, we'd kick it off.

01:07:42.000 All right.

01:07:43.000 By the way, hey, smash that like button if you're watching on YouTube.

01:07:47.000 Do it right now.

01:07:49.000 And smash the rumble button, too, because if we're on YouTube, are we still on YouTube?

01:07:52.000 Oh, good!

01:07:53.000 That surprises me.

01:07:55.000 I guarantee you this is going to be labeled for misinformation, even though they won't have any fact check at all.

01:08:00.000 And you guys can comment.

01:08:01.000 We're going to move on to some predictions that haven't come true yet, but are currently being made, or newer predictions anyway.

01:08:07.000 And I want to hear what you guys think these are going to be.

01:08:09.000 Here's one, and we'll be talking about this on Mug Club, Dave and I.

01:08:13.000 specifically about Michigan because we're both Michiganders.

01:08:15.000 Yeah.

01:08:16.000 You know, the lake is very...

01:08:17.000 It's important to our livelihood there in Michigan.

01:08:18.000 It is.

01:08:19.000 So it's really is kind of at the...

01:08:21.000 It's the foundation of the culture, really, in Michigan.

01:08:23.000 This was in 2013.

01:08:26.000 The prediction was that the Great Lakes were going to disappear.

01:08:30.000 What we're seeing in global warming is the evaporation of our Great Lakes.

01:08:34.000 It's a scary thing to think about what this will ultimately do to us.

01:08:39.000 The president is going to face the issue head on.

01:08:42.000 There are some who want to run away from it.

01:08:44.000 They can do that if they wish.

01:08:46.000 Jackie Treehorn?

01:08:48.000 By the way, they said that they would need decades of rain to restore the levels.

01:08:51.000 Decades?

01:08:51.000 Decades.

01:08:52.000 Many, many decades.

01:08:53.000 They said that like in 2017, I believe.

01:08:55.000 Lake Huron, Michigan and Superior set new high water records in January 2020.

01:08:59.000 Hey, well you did a good job.

01:09:00.000 But they're gone, right?

01:09:01.000 Yeah, the previous records were from the 1980s.

01:09:04.000 Hmm.

01:09:05.000 We fought the climate change.

01:09:07.000 Sorry, wait a second.

01:09:08.000 Did they all set records?

01:09:09.000 I want to make sure I have that correct.

01:09:10.000 I know Lake Superior set a record.

01:09:12.000 Did they all set high water records in January 2020?

01:09:14.000 I don't know, sir.

01:09:16.000 I know they were all higher than average and I know Superior set a record.

01:09:19.000 Someone can fact check that so I don't have to admonish myself.

01:09:21.000 I know Lake Superior was a record.

01:09:23.000 I don't know.

01:09:24.000 Ask the guy who washes my boat. 0.99

01:09:27.000 Oh, the governor's husband?

01:09:28.000 Yep.

01:09:29.000 You're both that can't go into the overpass because the water level's too high now?

01:09:32.000 That's the thing, too!

01:09:33.000 They've had to redredge harbors, all these, because they've made predictions.

01:09:35.000 And by the way, this is something else that I've talked about here.

01:09:38.000 You can run a search on it, or go to ladasclatter.com.

01:09:41.000 You know, in Michigan, cherries are very important.

01:09:44.000 They're one of the biggest exports, or at least they are the top exporter of cherries in North America.

01:09:50.000 No.

01:09:50.000 And cherries, the thing about cherries, because now they say, well, it's not global warming, it's global cooling.

01:09:55.000 And I go, well, it's extreme temperatures.

01:09:57.000 Cherries are a very persnickety crop.

01:10:00.000 They require a long, slow-thawing winter and moderate spring and summer.

01:10:07.000 Record cherry crop yield!

01:10:09.000 Don't worry, you wouldn't know it because the government fixed the prices.

01:10:12.000 So they dump cherries when there's a surplus.

01:10:14.000 Don't we have homeless people? 0.88

01:10:15.000 Couldn't you just give them all of the milk that we dump and the cherries? 0.99

01:10:19.000 I mean, you need to have some extra bathrooms open, but the point is, they don't have to be starving!

01:10:24.000 Let them eat cherries! 1.00

01:10:26.000 Let them eat cherries and let them drink milk.

01:10:28.000 There you go.

01:10:28.000 Milk and cherries.

01:10:29.000 I was in that movie.

01:10:31.000 Yeah, it was Lake Huron, Michigan, and Superior that set records.

01:10:35.000 It set records.

01:10:35.000 Okay.

01:10:36.000 Wow.

01:10:36.000 They really did.

01:10:37.000 Wow.

01:10:38.000 Huh. 0.99

01:10:38.000 I was reading, I was reading some, I guess MLive is full of crap. 0.99

01:10:44.000 I was reading local press, and what I read said that Superior set a record, but that Michigan didn't. 0.98

01:10:48.000 So it's Erie?

01:10:50.000 It's all of them.

01:10:50.000 Well, Huron, Michigan, Superior.

01:10:54.000 And the others were higher than average.

01:10:56.000 Who cares? 1.00

01:10:57.000 The point is, starfish are assholes, because that's the point. 1.00

01:11:02.000 This is another prediction that was made in 2017. 0.99

01:11:04.000 You guys all heard about this because we talk about it on the show, that wasting starfish disease is caused by AIDS climate change. 0.91

01:11:13.000 Scientists are searching for clues to what's been killing starfish.

01:11:16.000 What is killing sea stars?

01:11:18.000 In some places, 95% of the starfish population has died.

01:11:23.000 It's called sea star wasting syndrome, and it causes the marine animals to die in a particularly gruesome way.

01:11:30.000 And as the tissue dies, they oftentimes will lose arms.

01:11:33.000 Oh, dang.

01:11:34.000 In college, all they did was kill starfish.

01:11:37.000 The arms just crawl away.

01:11:39.000 Okay.

01:11:40.000 That arm's like, I'm outta here.

01:11:41.000 Not if Pete Buttkick has anything to say about it.

01:11:43.000 Get over here. 0.99

01:11:45.000 He's like, he's like Scorpion.

01:11:47.000 So, as recently as this year, and going back to 2013, the die-off was attributed to climate change by outlets like the New York Times, The Independent, and of course they cited scientists.

01:11:58.000 However, actually, now empiricists at Cornell, I don't know if you know this, but Keith Olbermann went there.

01:12:05.000 Did he?

01:12:06.000 I went to Cornell.

01:12:08.000 He did a thrill up his leg there, too.

01:12:09.000 Is that where you learned douchebag 101? 0.58

01:12:11.000 He did, yes.

01:12:14.000 You could only be so fortunate as to fervently study in the ways of douchebaggery.

01:12:20.000 Everyone here is related.

01:12:24.000 So, they at Cornell traced a smoking gun to a virus, the densovirus, actually.

01:12:30.000 So it's not climate change, it's an actual virus.

01:12:31.000 Here you go.

01:12:32.000 After months of research, scientists have identified the pathogen at the heart of the starfish wasting disease.

01:12:37.000 They say it's different from all other known viruses infecting marine organisms.

01:12:42.000 They've dubbed it Sea Star Associated Densovirus.

01:12:45.000 When you look on a scale of hundreds and hundreds of animals, as we did, it's very clear that the virus is associated with symptomatic sea stars.

01:12:52.000 Okay.

01:12:54.000 Did I just see a purple starfish?

01:12:56.000 Mm-hmm.

01:12:57.000 Dreams do come true, said Pete Buttigieg.

01:13:01.000 I'm sorry, his husband!

01:13:03.000 I mean... I did that.

01:13:04.000 I used to have to get a balloon and stretch it!

01:13:07.000 So! 0.81

01:13:08.000 Whenever I see a purple starfish, I get an ice pack.

01:13:12.000 Preparation.

01:13:14.000 And here's the thing, where people will say, oh that's not the number one concern.

01:13:17.000 No it's not, but this is what they use to manipulate children.

01:13:20.000 I know when I was a kid, and I watched Captain Planet, they had certain myths that they would perpetuate for children.

01:13:26.000 This is what they want to do.

01:13:27.000 We all know that we grew up, kids Kids in this generation, the starfish, probably they're polar bears.

01:13:33.000 You remember us?

01:13:34.000 It was the polar bears.

01:13:35.000 That's what we were all taught.

01:13:36.000 All polar bears.

01:13:36.000 Absolutely.

01:13:37.000 There'll be no more polar bears, which I was like, I don't really give a shit. 0.98

01:13:39.000 You know what I mean? 0.98

01:13:39.000 At a certain point I'm like, I don't really care. 0.98

01:13:41.000 Again, I've never met one.

01:13:42.000 It's the same thing I always complain about.

01:13:43.000 They're like, oh, what if we lose all the great whites? 0.99

01:13:45.000 Fine.

01:13:45.000 You know, I don't think any, I don't think any surfers are going to be like, I don't remember the good old days.

01:13:48.000 No, no.

01:13:48.000 What, when you were missing half your hamstring?

01:13:50.000 No, no, no.

01:13:51.000 I'll take my chances with a few extra sunfish.

01:13:54.000 Yeah, there's no one-legged surfer that's like, let's save those things.

01:13:57.000 Yeah, let's save those, let's save those soulless, just like the people in that, whatever, power plant in The Thing, you know, they'd still probably rather take their chances with the shapeshifter than going out with the polar bears. 0.57

01:14:07.000 I'm sure they would love it if it got a little warmer there.

01:14:09.000 Yeah, for crying out loud.

01:14:11.000 Anyway, this brings us to our next prediction that we all grew up with.

01:14:13.000 So you have the empirical, you have the scientific studies that are incorrect, and then these are the ones that they use to tug on your heartstrings, like Leo DiCaprio.

01:14:20.000 Oh, we had to tape The Revenant in Ecuador or some shit. 0.56

01:14:23.000 I don't know. 0.95

01:14:23.000 I couldn't stop focusing on his man bun. 0.95

01:14:25.000 Ecuador.

01:14:27.000 So he needs some real shock therapy.

01:14:28.000 Can someone put him on a rotating chair and dip him back into an electrical pool like Shutter Island?

01:14:33.000 I don't know.

01:14:34.000 Can you method act that?

01:14:35.000 Okay.

01:14:36.000 It really should be cut off.

01:14:37.000 Yeah. 0.62

01:14:38.000 And handed to him like, this is dead now.

01:14:41.000 Stop it.

01:14:42.000 Should be superglued to a shrunken head of him.

01:14:47.000 So, this is a prediction in 2020 now, they've revised it because I've made this prediction a bunch of times, that the polar bear species is headed for extinction.

01:14:56.000 Arctic polar bears are facing near extinction by the end of the century if the sea ice they depend on continues to disappear.

01:15:03.000 That's the stark warning from a new study looking at the long-term future of the bears as greenhouse gas emissions contribute to the melting of the bears' frozen hunting grounds.

01:15:14.000 What is that slush thing?

01:15:16.000 They put that polar bear in the middle of... They do the photo shoot in the middle of Brooklyn?

01:15:20.000 I like that the polar bear is just staring over like, what?

01:15:22.000 This is what I do. 1.00

01:15:23.000 I'll kill you too. 1.00

01:15:24.000 Yeah, you wanna dance, boy? 1.00

01:15:25.000 You look edible.

01:15:27.000 You know what happens if the polar bears run out of food?

01:15:30.000 Where they currently are?

01:15:33.000 I don't actually. 0.99

01:15:34.000 Dave, of course they just sit there and die because they have no intellect.

01:15:36.000 They don't have the ability to go somewhere.

01:15:38.000 They go somewhere else to get more food!

01:15:40.000 Yeah, well they don't have a McDonald's for polar bears.

01:15:43.000 That's where we need to build the wall is to stop the polar bears from coming over.

01:15:47.000 They're heading south, boys!

01:15:49.000 That's really dangerous.

01:15:50.000 You could eat them.

01:15:51.000 Oh my gosh, you're gonna need a bigger boat. 0.98

01:15:53.000 That sounds like a horrible Pixar movie.

01:15:55.000 No, more like DreamWorks.

01:15:57.000 The polar bears are headed south.

01:16:00.000 It's like a polar bear at a Hawaiian surfboard.

01:16:03.000 He's like, hey, come on, watch your old man.

01:16:05.000 Dad.

01:16:07.000 And the mom's like, oh, shake what your mama gave you. 0.93

01:16:09.000 I'm going to get a suntan.

01:16:12.000 Why do all the other bears say we're privileged here?

01:16:16.000 The black bears, the brown bears.

01:16:19.000 Yes, Chris Rock as a black bear. 1.00

01:16:21.000 The problem with polar bears is y'all are into running and fucking. 1.00

01:16:25.000 What? 1.00

01:16:26.000 This isn't child appropriate.

01:16:27.000 No, not at all.

01:16:28.000 See that's polar bears, and that, that, that is grizzly bears, and there's Kodiaks!

01:16:34.000 People love a grizzly bear, but ain't nobody got time for a Kodiak!

01:16:40.000 All right, DreamWorks, I will sue you for doing that.

01:16:43.000 Get on it.

01:16:44.000 No, get on it.

01:16:45.000 We need to write that movie.

01:16:46.000 Call it South for the Winter.

01:16:50.000 At some point, there's going to be a dance montage to I Like to Move It Move It. 0.99

01:16:54.000 You know that shit's going to happen. 0.99

01:16:55.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:16:56.000 Yeah, they'll dig up a cure.

01:16:57.000 That's one thing I'm not looking forward to with my children.

01:17:00.000 The what? 0.99

01:17:00.000 The crap that I like to watch. 0.99

01:17:02.000 Enjoy! 0.99

01:17:02.000 I can give you a list of good ones. 0.99

01:17:04.000 There are some good ones.

01:17:05.000 Yeah, well.

01:17:06.000 Gotta go back.

01:17:06.000 Look, everything made by them is not... by Hollywood is not awful.

01:17:10.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:17:11.000 There's some good stuff in there.

01:17:13.000 Where?

01:17:14.000 I... well, you... Challenge accepted.

01:17:16.000 You have horrible taste.

01:17:18.000 But I... I mean, other than in wine, I'm sure you're good there.

01:17:21.000 But, uh, other than that... ugh.

01:17:23.000 I know.

01:17:24.000 He's lucky he's married for a woman who can decorate his house and pick out his clothes. 0.95

01:17:30.000 Apparently she touches him.

01:17:31.000 Okay, so the predictions that the polar bears were going to be extinct.

01:17:34.000 Let me clarify something.

01:17:35.000 Now, I've talked about this before that there have been more polar bears on record.

01:17:39.000 There have been polar bears increasing significantly.

01:17:42.000 And actually, Philip McAleer and Ann McElhinney have talked about this.

01:17:45.000 But I also understand the counter-argument before you make it that methodology has changed and that they didn't really have an accurate headcount.

01:17:51.000 But the point is, they're certainly nowhere near being extinct.

01:17:54.000 Now, the point that I would like to address here is the prediction that they were going to be extinct.

01:17:59.000 It stems from this idea that the species, this is important, appeared about 100,000 years ago.

01:18:03.000 Yeah.

01:18:04.000 Okay?

01:18:04.000 And that was around the last ice age, and that they wouldn't survive the warming projections.

01:18:09.000 Well, here's the thing, though.

01:18:10.000 Now, scientists say that the species is 500,000 years old.

01:18:14.000 To simplify it, that means that polar bears, as a species, have survived warming periods that were more severe for longer, sustained amounts of time.

01:18:22.000 Ah.

01:18:23.000 Really?

01:18:24.000 Yeah.

01:18:24.000 There have been four.

01:18:25.000 Four warmer-than-now cycles within that time frame, just to be clear.

01:18:31.000 By the way, if they weren't around at one point, potentially... One quick thing.

01:18:35.000 What is Clip J there, Court of Black Yard?

01:18:36.000 I have no idea.

01:18:38.000 Uh, it's, uh, Greta.

01:18:40.000 Oh, okay, alright.

01:18:42.000 So if they came about, let's say they came about 100,000, 500, whatever, just for argument's sake, 100,000 years ago, and we're like, oh, we have to do something to protect them.

01:18:49.000 They weren't here before, and things seemed, I guess, fine.

01:18:51.000 The neighborhood was cool then.

01:18:53.000 Really, we have to make sure they stay?

01:18:55.000 Yeah, animals do come and go until we get involved.

01:18:58.000 Yeah, absolutely true. 1.00

01:18:59.000 It was like those stupid Canadian geese, where we're like, let's save those from extinction. 1.00

01:19:03.000 And they're everywhere. 1.00

01:19:04.000 And they're assholes. 1.00

01:19:05.000 They're the worst. 1.00

01:19:06.000 Well, they attack you on airplanes.

01:19:07.000 Yeah.

01:19:08.000 They attack you?

01:19:09.000 They attack you, and they poop, like, they poop, and they know what they're doing, like... Yeah, you think... Shouldn't have brought a bunch of us into the apartment complex fake pond.

01:19:20.000 But Sully loves him, though.

01:19:22.000 Sully hates him.

01:19:23.000 No, he loves him, because he's like, that's how everybody knows me, is thanks to them geese.

01:19:26.000 I'm a hero.

01:19:28.000 I think he steered into them.

01:19:29.000 He probably did.

01:19:30.000 He's like, I can get these, hold on. 1.00

01:19:32.000 Goddamn geese! 1.00

01:19:33.000 Yeah, he wanted to die, and then once he was about to, he stopped it. 1.00

01:19:38.000 Sullenberger was trying to hit and run geese.

01:19:40.000 No, he was trying to splat them.

01:19:42.000 He's like, hey, I think I can get them gooses. 1.00

01:19:44.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, yeah!

01:19:49.000 We lost both engines.

01:19:50.000 He's all like, I hate geeses to pieces. 1.00

01:19:53.000 It's true.

01:19:53.000 We've done this so many times with species.

01:19:56.000 Yeah.

01:19:57.000 It's almost like it's nature. 0.76

01:19:58.000 Basically, we've been beating pandas into having sex with each other for the last 15 years. 0.85

01:20:03.000 They're like, we want to go extinct! 0.86

01:20:04.000 They don't even want to. 1.00

01:20:06.000 It's like, just have sex with the other one. 0.98

01:20:08.000 We're giving them like black and white sex contraptions. 0.99

01:20:11.000 like hey look look like that's not even sexual that's just not even that's not gonna help you 0.57

01:20:22.000 procreate is there any you do what you want over there that hand is a half and half and i don't

01:20:27.000 care for it okay And welcome at my dinner table.

01:20:31.000 Lighting aromatherapy candles we got from Body Shop.

01:20:33.000 Offense, QB.

01:20:34.000 What, pandas?

01:20:35.000 What? 1.00

01:20:36.000 You're too good to fuck? 1.00

01:20:39.000 Oh, go in the hole. 1.00

01:20:41.000 Are you too good for the hole? 0.98

01:20:44.000 Go in your home!

01:20:45.000 Oh my gosh, seriously. 1.00

01:20:48.000 Pandas just want to eat bamboo and die.

01:20:52.000 Pandas need their own little species to appreciate what they've got.

01:20:55.000 That's true, they do.

01:20:57.000 That's true.

01:20:58.000 But if that mini Ice Age comes, what are they gonna do now?

01:21:01.000 I don't even know that it affects them.

01:21:03.000 I don't know either.

01:21:03.000 Apparently bamboo's really sustainable.

01:21:05.000 Which, by the way, I think bamboo's mostly bullshit, just to be clear. 0.98

01:21:07.000 Like, hold on a second. 0.98

01:21:08.000 It can be bed sheets, it can be wooden textiles, and you can eat it in your Thai curry?

01:21:13.000 Nope.

01:21:14.000 It can.

01:21:14.000 Don't believe it!

01:21:15.000 I don't buy it.

01:21:16.000 I don't buy it.

01:21:17.000 It's like the peanuts.

01:21:18.000 Well, you tell me that when you turned collard greens into a nice throw rug.

01:21:22.000 So, after breaking down all of these failed predictions, I think that we've all come to a conclusion, naturally. 1.00

01:21:29.000 You can shove your climate crisis up your arse. 0.99

01:21:32.000 You can shove your climate crisis up your arse. 1.00

01:21:35.000 You can shove your climate crisis, you can shove your climate crisis, 1.00

01:21:39.000 you can shove your climate crisis up your arse. 1.00

01:21:42.000 You know? 1.00

01:21:44.000 I agree.

01:21:45.000 I couldn't have said it better.

01:21:46.000 I don't know why she sings kids songs, though.

01:21:48.000 Hmm.

01:21:49.000 I don't know.

01:21:50.000 Could be a correlation.

01:21:51.000 I have a guess, but I'm not allowed to say it.

01:21:53.000 She's gonna do Itsy Bitsy Spider next? 1.00

01:21:55.000 Yeah.

01:21:56.000 Yeah, I have no idea.

01:21:57.000 Itsy Bitsy climate change went up the people's spout.

01:22:03.000 Down came acid rain and killed all the people out.

01:22:08.000 Aw, so sad. 0.99

01:22:09.000 Down came the hobo piss and washed the New York City out. 1.00

01:22:14.000 That's honestly how you know your city sucks, when hobo piss is cleansing. 1.00

01:22:19.000 I live there, there's nothing shocking about that photo. 0.99

01:22:23.000 That's just where their bathroom is. 0.70

01:22:25.000 Hobos pissing in your streets in Manhattan is basically an Herbal Essences commercial.

01:22:29.000 The real problem is camera phones in general, because that would have been taken care of by a simple nudge of a cap.

01:22:37.000 Like in the good old days.

01:22:38.000 That's the problem now.

01:22:39.000 Bird scooters don't have enough velocity.

01:22:42.000 Exactly.

01:22:44.000 Unless it's a hobo kid, but we can take him out anyway. 1.00

01:22:47.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:22:48.000 It could be a hobo kid. 1.00

01:22:49.000 I don't need a scooter for that.

01:22:50.000 Sing about pickpocketing.

01:22:52.000 Come on gang of hobo kids. 1.00

01:22:56.000 Gotta pick a pocket or two. 0.99

01:22:59.000 We've gotta piss in a street or two.

01:23:02.000 Extra!

01:23:02.000 Read all of it!

01:23:03.000 Hey, this was yesterday's newspaper.

01:23:05.000 We already have your 20!

01:23:06.000 Get him!

01:23:07.000 Alright. 1.00

01:23:07.000 Bait him to death in the street. 1.00

01:23:09.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:23:09.000 Oh, listen, sir. 0.99

01:23:11.000 I'm just a... I'm just a homeless pickpocket trying to sell me papers.

01:23:14.000 You just say you were a pickpocket, boy.

01:23:16.000 I said paper salesman!

01:23:18.000 Today I pushed a dandy man in front of the subway train.

01:23:22.000 Yeah, but it was his fault.

01:23:23.000 He was pissing on the third rail, he was.

01:23:26.000 Less carbon.

01:23:27.000 When I... When I went to push him away, I gave myself a shock.

01:23:33.000 Ronald fell in!

01:23:35.000 All right, so look, we're gonna, uh, by the way, I want you to comment.

01:23:37.000 You guys can let us know what prediction do you think has been the most pernicious.

01:23:42.000 All references, all sources available at ladderworthcreditor.com.

01:23:45.000 There's a lot to comb through, um, and I want to be clear that, uh, look, we're not, this isn't falling on deaf ears, that obviously there are two sides to every issue.

01:23:53.000 And as you know that YouTube is really, they've really been on our buttocks lately.

01:23:57.000 A little bit.

01:23:58.000 So we're actually going to start incorporating at least one progressive segment into every show to diversify the wonderful programming that this is.

01:24:09.000 So before we'll go to Mug Club and actually Dave and I are going to be talking about Michigan specifically,

01:24:15.000 but before that, for YouTube to appease them, I want you to, please YouTube, enjoy this latest installment of Climate Changers.

01:24:22.000 Climate Changers! Climate Changers!

01:24:26.000 Whoa! Where did you guys come from?

01:24:32.000 That's not important right now, but what is important is what you can do to stop climate change.

01:24:36.000 What I can do?

01:24:38.000 Yep, even you.

01:24:38.000 I noticed you had your A.C.

01:24:41.000 running.

01:24:42.000 Mind if we take a look?

01:24:43.000 Listen guys, I know climate change is really important, but my apartment gets really hot this time of year.

01:24:48.000 I just can't turn it down.

01:24:50.000 Down?

01:24:51.000 I want you to make it colder.

01:24:53.000 Make it colder?

01:24:55.000 Look here.

01:24:56.000 It's only set to 68.

01:24:57.000 Well, let's go lower.

01:25:01.000 There we go.

01:25:02.000 54.

01:25:03.000 Now it's really pumping.

01:25:05.000 Now let's get these windows open. 0.99

01:25:08.000 I don't think this is really helping because now it's all just going outside.

01:25:12.000 Exactly.

01:25:12.000 It's going back outside.

01:25:14.000 Into the climate.

01:25:16.000 Whoa, you're right!

01:25:18.000 Yeah!

01:25:19.000 Now check this out!

01:25:20.000 Normally, 99% of air conditioning is trapped inside buildings, and wasted when absorbed by humans and walls.

01:25:27.000 But instead, if we simply opened our windows, the A.C.

01:25:30.000 would still cool us a little bit, and the rest would go outside to slightly lower the temperature of the air.

01:25:36.000 Wow!

01:25:37.000 That's amazing!

01:25:38.000 Although, I do feel pretty selfish for hogging air conditioning to myself.

01:25:43.000 That's okay.

01:25:44.000 As long as you're learning.

01:25:45.000 That's what really matters.

01:25:46.000 Well, this is really great to know and all, but I just can't help but wonder if it's making any difference.

01:25:51.000 Well, just because you can't feel the temperature change over time doesn't mean it's not happening.

01:25:56.000 Just like the Hamburger Man.

01:25:57.000 Who is the Hamburger Man?

01:25:59.000 It makes a difference.

01:26:01.000 As of right now, the world has 1.9 billion air conditioning units.

01:26:05.000 On our own, it may seem like we can't make that big of a difference, but just think, if we all listened to science and cranked up that A.C.

01:26:13.000 You know what?

01:26:13.000 I've got a few more windows to my bedroom we can open right now!

01:26:16.000 Ha! 54!

01:26:24.000 Better make that 52.

01:26:28.000 Now you got it.

01:26:29.000 Science!

Louder with Crowder - November 09, 2021

Climate Change EXTRAVAGANZA! Debunking 50 Years of FAILED "Expert" Predictions | Louder with Crowder

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