Louder with Crowder - April 22, 2019


CNN TOWN HALL!! #CrowderCNNLiveStream | Louder With Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 58 minutes

Words per Minute

186.64548

Word Count

33,282

Sentence Count

2,885

Misogynist Sentences

151

Hate Speech Sentences

94


Summary

Tonight we have Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, and Kamala Harris in a CNN Town Hall style town hall style debate. Elizabeth Warren is a 2020 Democratic presidential candidate running for President of the United States. She is a former prosecutor and former prosecutor who served as a prosecutor and served as the attorney general of Massachusetts from 1987-1993. She has been a member of the US House of Representatives since 1987 and is running for president in 2020.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Oh, I'm your spirit.
00:00:04.000 Yeah, just how awful that intro actually was.
00:00:13.000 Stop playing it, Quarter Black Garrett!
00:00:14.000 I'm just trying to make up words.
00:00:15.000 This is Hashtag Crowder's CNN live stream.
00:00:17.000 It's a town hall tonight.
00:00:19.000 Enter in the promo code CNNSUCKS.
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00:00:22.000 If you haven't joined, we're going to have some Mug Club joinees coming up.
00:00:26.000 TQ Matty will bring them up as overlays later.
00:00:27.000 We have At Broad again in studio with us.
00:00:30.000 We have Quarter Black Garrett over there.
00:00:32.000 We have my half-Asian lawyer, Bill Richman, later on.
00:00:35.000 And we are going to watch at least Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders.
00:00:38.000 And if it goes well, we'll see how this goes through Kamala Harris and Pete Buttigieg.
00:00:43.000 And by the way, no notifications have gone out on YouTube, so let everyone know.
00:00:47.000 Hashtag CrowderCNN livestream tonight.
00:00:52.000 Overlays, I don't know why we're doing this.
00:00:55.000 What do you expect tonight?
00:00:57.000 Basically what I expect tonight, it's kind of like a, we'll call it my question of the day.
00:01:03.000 Because what I'd rather be doing right now, besides anything, is like usually watching Monday Night Raw.
00:01:08.000 Between WWE and CNN, which is fake or more heavily scripted?
00:01:12.000 That's probably the only sadder thing he could be doing, watching Monday Night Raw.
00:01:15.000 Compared to CNN?
00:01:16.000 That's true.
00:01:17.000 So we have Elizabeth Warren.
00:01:17.000 I will say this.
00:01:18.000 I expect Elizabeth Warren to be as awkward as humanly possible.
00:01:21.000 Her Instagram is my favorite.
00:01:23.000 Oprah has her favorite things.
00:01:24.000 For me, Instagram, Elizabeth Warren, where she, I like to drink a cold brewski.
00:01:29.000 I'm just like you!
00:01:30.000 I mean, has no one seen the Billy Madison GIF?
00:01:32.000 How do you do, fellow kids?
00:01:34.000 Same thing she does, she calls up, hey, Todd from Schenectady, I'm just calling to thank you for your $5 donation.
00:01:39.000 Because that's what I do.
00:01:44.000 Go away, Elizabeth Warren.
00:01:46.000 So I expect her to talk quite a bit about impeaching Trump because she is just... God luck with Elizabeth Warren today and then we'll have Bernie Sanders.
00:01:46.000 Please go away.
00:01:53.000 We know what to expect with Bernie Sanders and then butt kick.
00:01:56.000 Elizabeth Warren came out with impeachment, absolving student debt.
00:02:00.000 Like I'm surprised there isn't an Elizabeth Warren shaped hole in the wall as she's running out here.
00:02:04.000 She is like, this is what I play for!
00:02:07.000 But also, what I think it basically is, is that she was expecting to be the frontrunner now.
00:02:11.000 And at best, I think she's looking at being this year's Chris Christie, which she should have won four years ago.
00:02:11.000 Yeah.
00:02:15.000 Right.
00:02:16.000 So now she's throwing everything at the wall.
00:02:17.000 And Sound Guy, wait, can you give us a little bit of volume here while we're talking, so we can at least just hear some of the stream, and then we'll bring it up louder later.
00:02:23.000 So we have to be a little bit careful.
00:02:25.000 About what we can show you guys, because we got banned from the Oscars, so it's all gonna be box and box.
00:02:29.000 Alright, Elizabeth Warren, let's go.
00:02:30.000 Turn this up.
00:02:30.000 I know so many other students had to take out loans to pay for my education that I will be paying off for years.
00:02:35.000 What is your plan to deal with student debt and the rising cost of education?
00:02:35.000 Hold on.
00:02:39.000 Okay, thanks for the question, Dina.
00:02:41.000 You know, this is the America we live in now.
00:02:43.000 Basically, to get a shot at a middle class life, That's not true at all.
00:02:49.000 That's not true at all, though.
00:02:50.000 Look at Pell Grants.
00:02:52.000 Look at the incentives.
00:02:52.000 four-year college, maybe graduate school, depending on who you are and what you're ending up doing.
00:02:56.000 The position of the federal government has been, good luck to you, you're on your own.
00:03:00.000 That's not true at all, that's not true at all, though.
00:03:02.000 Look at Pell Grants, look at the incentives.
00:03:04.000 The reason that costs have skyrocketed in education, and by the way, it is not mirrored in areas where there
00:03:10.000 would be private education areas, even in high school.
00:03:12.000 Like, you look at Montessori, you look at private schools.
00:03:14.000 It's because of all the government incentives.
00:03:16.000 Basically, you have to render college completely unaffordable for people so that the government makes up the money.
00:03:22.000 That's the issue.
00:03:23.000 So, wait, hold on a second.
00:03:24.000 There's a grant out there.
00:03:25.000 If someone makes under $30,000 a year, let's make college unaffordable to someone making $30,000 a year.
00:03:29.000 Otherwise, we can't compete with other colleges that are getting all these government grants.
00:03:32.000 This is completely false.
00:03:34.000 Think of the areas where there's hyperinflation, where there have been skyrocketing costs, education, healthcare...
00:03:41.000 Transportation.
00:03:42.000 These are not bastions of deregulation.
00:03:45.000 Let's see what she has to say with the robin comb over.
00:03:47.000 ...universally available, with free tuition and fees, and to put more money into Pell Grants so that students of color, so that our poor students have real access to college, and that we put some real money into our historically black colleges and universities.
00:04:04.000 Give me a number.
00:04:05.000 Any number.
00:04:06.000 Fine.
00:04:06.000 Just give me any number.
00:04:06.000 From where?
00:04:07.000 Just notice these are blankers.
00:04:08.000 We put some more money into our historically black colleges.
00:04:11.000 Okay, name one.
00:04:13.000 Uh, City College?
00:04:15.000 Okay, show me how more money would fix it.
00:04:17.000 Yeah, that's where it gets a little bit dicey, yes.
00:04:19.000 Is that going to buy people more dads?
00:04:24.000 Is it going to remove it from the areas where they have college?
00:04:26.000 Here's the thing, this idea that you just throw more money, whether it's a black college, as she said, she's playing identity politics, big surprise there, one-nineteenth of a hundredth Cherokee, And right away she just acted like throwing more money at the problem is going to fix it.
00:04:38.000 Here's the thing, we have been throwing more money at the problem.
00:04:41.000 There are more government subsidies for higher education now than ever before.
00:04:41.000 That's all we do.
00:04:44.000 And here's something else that nobody talks about, and actually researcher Reg talked about this.
00:04:48.000 This is just encouraging horrible behavior.
00:04:51.000 There are people out there who didn't take out loans.
00:04:53.000 So the person who worked their way through college right now, who worked their way through university and got a paying job, should be footing the bill now as a tax-paying citizen.
00:05:01.000 For another person who decided to play video games while they got their gender studies degree?
00:05:06.000 What's fair about that?
00:05:07.000 Alright, hold on a second.
00:05:08.000 Let's see what she has to say.
00:05:11.000 Sorry, I should let this go a little more before I talk.
00:05:13.000 I should listen more.
00:05:14.000 That's what my wife says.
00:05:18.000 But now that you've got that great fortune, spend just a minute to remember how you got it.
00:05:25.000 You built that great business, or your ancestors did, using workers that all of us helped pay to educate.
00:05:32.000 You got your goods to market using roads and bridges that all of us helped pay to build.
00:05:37.000 This sounds remarkably similar to the, you didn't build that.
00:05:39.000 You were protected in your factories with firefighters and police officers that all of us helped to pay.
00:05:44.000 Yeah, I think when Obama did it, it was like a Bassetite version of what she said.
00:05:44.000 Oh, did she?
00:05:48.000 Okay.
00:05:48.000 Oh wait, by the way, the drinking game.
00:05:50.000 We forgot.
00:05:50.000 We have the drinking game.
00:05:51.000 Send us, by the way, what your drinks are.
00:05:53.000 Bring this up full screen there, Court of Black Garrett, because I just realized we missed a ton of opportunities to drink.
00:05:58.000 Climate change, Green New Deal, Russian collusion, obstruction of justice, Trump taxes, 1% inequality, millionaires, billionaires, Medicare for all, fascism, white nationalism, right-wing extremism, assault weapons, walls don't work, strength and diversity, rights of immigration.
00:06:08.000 Of course, free school should be on there.
00:06:10.000 I don't know why it isn't on there, but it should be.
00:06:11.000 Anyway, let's just consider it drinking.
00:06:13.000 Universal Pre-K, Universal College, and knock back the student loan debt burden for 95% of our students, and still have nearly a trillion dollars left over.
00:06:25.000 Yeah, right.
00:06:26.000 I actually want to take a stab.
00:06:29.000 I want to see the stat where for every one person who's $100,000 or however much in their student loan debt, how many other students aren't?
00:06:37.000 Who are now going to foot the bill for the irresponsible ones?
00:06:40.000 I just assume I'm going to get screwed because I pay taxes.
00:06:42.000 Okay, let's hear the next question, but I have a ton more on the student loan issue.
00:06:45.000 She's also a contributor to Forbes, where she covers women running high-impact organizations in Africa.
00:06:50.000 You make me feel like a schlub, I mean...
00:06:53.000 Thank you for being here.
00:06:58.000 So Amazon's monopoly means that I can buy generic goods and brand names for my phone and receive them on my doorstep without a delivery fee within 24 hours.
00:07:08.000 How is breaking up big tech good for me?
00:07:10.000 Okay, good question, Megan.
00:07:13.000 So here's what I remember about Amazon, about Google, about Apple, about a lot of these giant tech companies.
00:07:21.000 They actually run Two businesses.
00:07:24.000 So one is the platform.
00:07:26.000 That's the place where people come to buy and sell goods.
00:07:29.000 That's where you go to get whatever it is, you know, and you can compare 48 printers and get it all delivered in less than 24 hours.
00:07:37.000 Got it.
00:07:38.000 Cool.
00:07:39.000 That's the platform.
00:07:40.000 And just so you get an idea of the scale here for Amazon, Walmart does about 9% of all retail sales in America.
00:07:52.000 If you want to sell online, Amazon is doing about 49% of all retail sales that are happening now.
00:07:59.000 So that is the marketplace.
00:08:02.000 So Amazon runs the marketplace.
00:08:03.000 I'm cool with that.
00:08:04.000 I'm all for a marketplace.
00:08:06.000 But Amazon does a second thing.
00:08:09.000 This is a very long-winded answer.
00:08:10.000 information on every buyer and seller who comes through.
00:08:14.000 Every time you go to buy something, they get your information and they aggregate it with
00:08:17.000 the other information they had about you.
00:08:19.000 And every time you come to sell something, they get information.
00:08:23.000 This is a very long-winded answer.
00:08:25.000 This is why she's not doing well.
00:08:26.000 It looks like pet pillows.
00:08:27.000 And it's, by the way, when I say long-winded, I don't mean this is long-winded in that it's
00:08:31.000 substantive and she hasn't explained any nuance or details here.
00:08:35.000 She's just explained what happens when you click add to cart.
00:08:39.000 Basically, anytime you do anything on the internet, this is what happens.
00:08:44.000 And when you order on Amazon, and there's the priority, which is you can do the two-day, but some days it has to be over $35 or you don't get the two-day.
00:08:56.000 So I usually don't do the two-day.
00:08:57.000 I think we've all had an experience where the Amazon ads we see on Facebook are kind of creepy.
00:09:03.000 It is a little creepy.
00:09:04.000 We were just having a conversation.
00:09:05.000 Sure.
00:09:07.000 You just make that up.
00:09:09.000 are referred to by venture capitalists, investors, as the dead zone.
00:09:15.000 Because it means you try to start up a business, you just run the risk that Amazon steps in
00:09:21.000 front of you, or Google steps in front of you, or they buy your platform to have a chance
00:09:26.000 to get started.
00:09:27.000 Look, you're so uncivilized.
00:09:29.000 I think in New York, for example, with an average income, Maddie can bring this up, an average salary that would have been over $100,000 a year, adding 25,000 jobs demonstrably to the municipality of New York.
00:09:41.000 I wouldn't necessarily call that a dead zone, and I think New York City, which is hemorrhaging people who would actually pay a significant amount of taxes, might not consider it a dead zone.
00:09:48.000 But I don't know.
00:09:49.000 You know, again, this is identity politics.
00:09:50.000 We've just talked about how we need to make sure that students don't have to pay for schooling, and we need to break up companies that are Creating some of the higher paying jobs in the country.
00:09:59.000 So this sounds like an economic plan that'll work wonders.
00:10:02.000 This is why no one likes Elizabeth Warren, by the way.
00:10:05.000 She just spent a ton of time explaining nothing.
00:10:08.000 Let's go back and see if she has anything else to say.
00:10:09.000 Where there's really a chance for everybody to get in and compete.
00:10:14.000 So that's the reason I want to see the two of them broken up.
00:10:17.000 Do you order stuff from Amazon?
00:10:18.000 Sure!
00:10:19.000 You do?
00:10:21.000 I just wish I could order my frosty beers!
00:10:26.000 Okay.
00:10:30.000 As a matter of fact, just yesterday I ordered a Hatchimal like all those kids are using these days.
00:10:34.000 What did they put the mailbox in?
00:10:35.000 I really like ordering the bulk packs of fidget spinners.
00:10:43.000 We have another question now.
00:10:44.000 Did you bring that up, Maddie?
00:10:45.000 The Amazon salary?
00:10:45.000 The salary?
00:10:46.000 As a freshman at Harvard, a supporter of Mayor Buttigieg.
00:10:50.000 Seth?
00:10:51.000 Senator Warren, in 2012 you opposed the legalization of marijuana nationwide.
00:10:56.000 And then in 2013, as Senator of Massachusetts, you opposed the state initiative for legalization.
00:11:01.000 Yet in 2016, you came out in support of the legalization of marijuana nationwide.
00:11:06.000 What are your honest views on the legalization of marijuana and marijuana legislation?
00:11:12.000 If they have, why have they changed?
00:11:13.000 So, actually, I support Massachusetts changing its laws on marijuana.
00:11:18.000 Massachusetts is decriminalized at that point, and I thought it made a lot of sense for Massachusetts to go ahead and legalize marijuana, and I now support Am I the only one who thinks this is the most softball town hall?
00:11:33.000 I will say this, at least about Fox News, right out of the gate they asked Bernie Sanders about the economy, about democratic socialism, they asked him about his views on trade, they asked him about his views on foreign affairs, and the Yemen war.
00:11:46.000 They asked her about free college tuition, Amazon, and pot!
00:11:51.000 I mean, this is always the complaint with the debates, when you have Democrat primaries and Republican primaries, because the Democrats get questions about issues, where they hit back softballs.
00:12:01.000 Democrats get asked about, what do you think about what this person said about this other person, and Mexicans, and they get criticized, well, you didn't talk about issues.
00:12:09.000 You didn't ask me any issues!
00:12:11.000 What do you think about marijuana?
00:12:12.000 Oh, I like it.
00:12:15.000 They're trying.
00:12:16.000 This is clearly a layup.
00:12:17.000 I don't know if Donna Brazile handed her the questions or not, all the way from the Fox News offices over on Avenue of the Americas.
00:12:22.000 But this is clearly like, hey, what is Elizabeth Warren's Achilles heel, aside from all of it?
00:12:29.000 Young people.
00:12:30.000 Let's give her the opportunity to buy some young votes by promising free education, which is not free.
00:12:36.000 It's just the bills being passed on to the taxpayer, people who aren't getting four-year gender studies degrees.
00:12:41.000 And let's give her the opportunity to talk about how much she loves Reefer.
00:12:47.000 I want you to meet Jackson Dwyer.
00:12:48.000 He's from Massachusetts.
00:12:50.000 He's a senior at St.
00:12:51.000 Jackson.
00:12:51.000 Anselm College.
00:12:52.000 Hi, Jackson.
00:12:53.000 You have often been a vocal critic of police and the criminal justice system, both at the state and federal levels.
00:12:53.000 Hi, Senator.
00:12:59.000 He's like a Wallace and Crump character.
00:13:02.000 But like the actual cartoon.
00:13:03.000 Like, I don't think he's the real person.
00:13:05.000 Hold on, let me hear his question.
00:13:06.000 Officer Michael Chesna of Weymouth, how can you assure me that you will support legislation that keeps law enforcement safe?
00:13:12.000 So, that's a very good question.
00:13:14.000 I appreciate your asking it.
00:13:15.000 It's actually really not a very good question for her.
00:13:17.000 How can you convince me that you're not going to hate cops?
00:13:21.000 People who are in law enforcement, people who are in the judicial system.
00:13:26.000 The people who I routinely accuse of barbarism and shooting black kids in the back just for fun.
00:13:31.000 These people.
00:13:32.000 Until I need their union voting block.
00:13:35.000 By the way, we need to make sure we have card check.
00:13:37.000 Can't have people stepping out of the line.
00:13:38.000 Our criminal justice system is broken.
00:13:41.000 And right at the heart of that problem is race.
00:13:45.000 And we have to address this head on.
00:13:48.000 So let me just give you some basic information about what's happening right now in our criminal justice system.
00:13:54.000 Study after study after study shows us that African Americans compared with whites I mean, I could do that any time you want.
00:14:04.000 the far soundboard.
00:14:05.000 I mean, I could do that any time you want.
00:14:08.000 Anytime.
00:14:09.000 I'd be very interested to hear her study.
00:14:20.000 She said study after study after study.
00:14:22.000 Because I have a bunch of studies here.
00:14:23.000 I think we can even bring them up from the research document that show that black Americans commit, unfortunately, disproportionate amounts of crime.
00:14:30.000 And if you actually compare the disproportionate crime levels, With the population percentage they make up in prison, it's not at all disproportionate.
00:14:38.000 That is something that people need to keep in mind.
00:14:40.000 Now, she just said wrongfully convicted.
00:14:43.000 She just said more likely to be convicted for the exact same crime as a white person.
00:14:46.000 Again, I would be very interested... This is kind of like they used to use the talking point about how, you know, our prisons are overpopulated with people who just smoked a joint.
00:14:55.000 You know, when we did some digging on the show, it's just not true.
00:14:57.000 less than 1% of state penitentiaries are there for solely marijuana related crimes.
00:15:02.000 Yeah, it's usually other stuff.
00:15:04.000 It's usually other stuff and it usually involves other drugs or violent crimes that accompany it.
00:15:08.000 I don't think our prisons should be overpopulated with people who've smoked a joint, but they're not.
00:15:13.000 So right now, she said, how would I support police officers?
00:15:17.000 I would support them by saying I support them, but then accusing them of,
00:15:21.000 she just accused the entire police force and judicial system, by the way.
00:15:26.000 Judges, Supreme Court, the Circuit of Appeals of being racistly motivated.
00:15:33.000 Look at that.
00:15:33.000 Look at that guy.
00:15:33.000 He's not even enthusiastic about her answer.
00:15:35.000 The Wallace and Gromit character.
00:15:36.000 When people leave the prison system, they need to be reintegrated into their communities.
00:15:42.000 They need to be able to participate in the political process and that means they need the right to vote to be reinstated.
00:15:46.000 police officers.
00:15:47.000 And they need to be able to participate in the political process and that means they
00:15:52.000 need the right to vote, to be reinstated.
00:15:55.000 They are American citizens.
00:15:56.000 Hmm.
00:15:56.000 Thank you for listening.
00:15:59.000 Hmm.
00:15:59.000 Alright.
00:16:00.000 I feel like that's a drink because you said, uh, American citizens as a whole.
00:16:03.000 We are the world.
00:16:04.000 Bring back up the drinking rules so we have them for when people, uh, are confused.
00:16:06.000 Again, Crowder CNN, uh, livestream.
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00:16:23.000 You mentioned Sergeant Gannon's tragic death in Massachusetts.
00:16:28.000 I wrote an op-ed with his parents about asking for our leaders across this country to step up and pass some sensible gun safety laws.
00:16:39.000 We need universal background checks.
00:16:41.000 It already exists.
00:16:41.000 We need to take the weapons of war off our cities.
00:16:44.000 Define it!
00:16:45.000 Define it.
00:16:46.000 What does that mean?
00:16:47.000 What does that mean?
00:16:47.000 Hold on a second.
00:16:48.000 Let's define that right now.
00:16:49.000 What weapons of war?
00:16:49.000 You're talking about tanks, you're talking about panzers, you're talking about bazookas, you're talking about AR-15s, which are not the same as an M16, which are semi-automatic rifles, which include a huge percentage of hunting rifles, as well as all handguns.
00:16:59.000 So, define weapon of war.
00:17:01.000 To be willing to push back against the NRA and to put some sensible gun safety laws in place.
00:17:08.000 We have them.
00:17:08.000 The sensible gun safety laws that you just pointed out already exist.
00:17:13.000 We already have universal background checks.
00:17:21.000 We need more.
00:17:22.000 Hi, Senator.
00:17:23.000 So this isn't as much of a policy-based question, but some have voiced concerns about you getting Hillary'd in the election, meaning that you get held to a higher standard than your opponent.
00:17:33.000 Yes, if this town hall is any indicator.
00:17:35.000 You know, whereas other people might be asked about the Arab Spring or might be asked about international conflict or marginal tax rates, you get the tough questions about pot.
00:17:44.000 I believe we have feminist bullshit on the drinking scale.
00:17:46.000 Yeah, that's right, we do have feminist bullshit on the drinking scale.
00:17:48.000 But if I can, I want to go back before 2016, because can we all just let our hair down here for a minute?
00:17:54.000 This didn't start in 2016.
00:17:55.000 That's letting your hair down?
00:18:00.000 Right, guys?
00:18:01.000 I like you better when you're drinking this nice, refreshing Samuel Adams from Massachusetts.
00:18:04.000 I never thought I was going to be in elected politics.
00:18:07.000 I've known what I wanted to do all my life.
00:18:10.000 And I thought that would be my job forever.
00:18:12.000 And during the crash, I end up down in Washington setting up a consumer agency for President Obama.
00:18:18.000 And after I did that for a year, the Republicans said, we're never going to let her stay and run that thing.
00:18:23.000 So I came back to Massachusetts, and there was an incumbent Republican.
00:18:27.000 And they said, keep her!
00:18:28.000 A popular Republican incumbent.
00:18:30.000 Oh yeah, but he's still a Republican in Massachusetts.
00:18:32.000 No, she wasn't!
00:18:33.000 She was literally one of the worst candidates in the past 50 years.
00:18:35.000 Who are we talking about right now?
00:18:37.000 in the bank from Wall Street. Oh yeah but he's still a Republican in Massachusetts.
00:18:41.000 And he had just beaten a woman who was really good. No she wasn't! She was literally one of the worst
00:18:47.000 candidates in the past 50 years. Who are we talking about right now? The Attorney General. I think if it's who I
00:18:52.000 think she's talking about the Attorney General from Massachusetts
00:18:54.000 that's Scott Brownby.
00:18:55.000 Oh that's right.
00:18:56.000 From a professional standpoint, her campaign was offensive.
00:18:59.000 Can anyone tell me... How is Hillary Clinton held to a high standard?
00:18:59.000 Hold on a second.
00:19:02.000 her campaign was offensive.
00:19:04.000 This is what Democrats call it.
00:19:06.000 Say, you should do this, you're going to lose.
00:19:08.000 All I can say is, Democrats, get a better message.
00:19:11.000 Um...
00:19:13.000 Hold on a second. Can anyone tell me...
00:19:15.000 Hold on.
00:19:17.000 How is Hillary Clinton held to a high standard?
00:19:20.000 You're going to lose because...
00:19:22.000 Her biggest qualification was blowing the ex-president.
00:19:25.000 No, no, no, that was the intern.
00:19:26.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:19:27.000 Her biggest qualification was not blowing the ex-president.
00:19:32.000 And then she got an apartment in New York for two weeks and then got a Senate seat.
00:19:36.000 I mean, this is what's remarkable to me. They just throw this out there.
00:19:40.000 Women are held to a higher standard.
00:19:42.000 Really, Elizabeth Warren, do you really think that you are being held to a higher standard?
00:19:45.000 You go out there and you champion this idea that women are paid 77 cents on the dollar and no one calls you on it.
00:19:50.000 You go out there and you say that we have the money to pay for everyone's student debt and no one calls you on it.
00:19:54.000 You go out there and you talk about Pell Grants and increasing government subsidies to colleges,
00:19:59.000 which of course has contributed to the massive hyperinflation of college tuition, and you're never called on it.
00:20:04.000 You never called on it.
00:20:05.000 Generally speaking, they don't call a lot of female kids.
00:20:08.000 Do you remember the standard they held Carly Fiorina to?
00:20:11.000 Remember when Carly Fiorina was on Katie Couric when she was on The View?
00:20:14.000 They were absolutely brutal.
00:20:15.000 When you were at HP, you weren't a great CEO.
00:20:15.000 Well, you know what?
00:20:19.000 It's like, well, they were hemorrhaging... I don't have the numbers in front of me.
00:20:21.000 They were hemorrhaging $800 million a year, and then when I came in, they were only hemorrhaging $400 million a year, so some of us would call that a net gain.
00:20:27.000 Why is she on her knees?
00:20:28.000 I don't want to know why she's on her knees.
00:20:29.000 We know exactly why she's kneeling.
00:20:30.000 To be one of the people.
00:20:31.000 She's doing the thumb thing.
00:20:32.000 Alright, what did she just say?
00:20:36.000 Something something sexism drink.
00:20:38.000 Yeah.
00:20:38.000 Something something sexism drink.
00:20:42.000 CNN sucks is the promo code.
00:20:43.000 Hold on.
00:20:44.000 Hi, I'm Steven Crowder.
00:20:44.000 Hold that thought.
00:20:45.000 I pinky swear.
00:20:46.000 give us a hold on one when I went home and I hold that thought no matter what
00:20:50.000 the day had been like I would count up how many pinky swears we've done during
00:20:55.000 the day and I kept getting out there and hammering my message I kept getting out
00:20:59.000 there time Steven Crowder about what's happening to working families across
00:21:03.000 this country talking about how Washington works great just not a pinky swear I'm gonna give you free school and
00:21:10.000 how I pinky sweat here can you see the pinky I see the pinky I pinky swear
00:21:14.000 that you will not have to pay a dime for your underwater basket weaving
00:21:19.000 degree them by seven and a half.
00:21:23.000 So, the way I see it, is here we are in a presidential, and it's the same kind of... What were you about to say?
00:21:31.000 What I was going to say, give an example why, you know, CNN gets accused of being fake news, or like biased news, like that doesn't exist.
00:21:38.000 If this were a Donald Trump rally, the fact checks would just be popping up on the screen.
00:21:43.000 They'd be like, actually, Amazon only requires you to spend $30 for next day shipping on Amazon.
00:21:51.000 He said $35.
00:21:51.000 Then again, that's what Putin delivered to him.
00:21:57.000 I'm not claiming that the president has a close relationship with the truth, but neither do any of these people.
00:22:03.000 And they just get to go on and on and on and on.
00:22:05.000 About the fleshing across the screen.
00:22:07.000 No, 77 cents on the dollar.
00:22:10.000 BS.
00:22:11.000 Right.
00:22:12.000 Yeah, here's one thing I will say this.
00:22:13.000 I expect, by the way, use the hashtag CrowderCNN livestream promo code as CNN sucks to get
00:22:18.000 $20 off.
00:22:19.000 I am kind of astounded as to how flat this is compared to the Bernie CNN town hall.
00:22:23.000 And by the way, every single person who has a question of Bernie that I can recall was
00:22:28.000 a liberal.
00:22:29.000 It certainly wasn't, the deck was not stacked with a bunch of conservatives there.
00:22:33.000 These have been nothing but softballs right now.
00:22:36.000 There hasn't been a substantive question and she hasn't really answered substance, uh,
00:22:40.000 substantively.
00:22:41.000 The closest she came was when she was talking about universal background checks, which we
00:22:43.000 already have.
00:22:44.000 And then she mentioned sensible gun laws.
00:22:45.000 This is what is remarkable to me is that they are not, they are not held to the same standard.
00:22:50.000 Not only that they hold Republicans to, but that we hold Republicans to know.
00:22:55.000 We want specifics.
00:22:57.000 We want specifics on these answers.
00:22:59.000 I mean, you could be my candidate and I still want specific answers on policies.
00:23:04.000 If someone just says a weapon of war, well hold on a second, what is that?
00:23:08.000 Is it the SIG P320?
00:23:09.000 They use knives.
00:23:10.000 Because that's what they use, that's what they have as their sidearm.
00:23:12.000 Is that a weapon of war because it's happened?
00:23:14.000 They use knives, like, every day.
00:23:14.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:23:16.000 A K-Bar?
00:23:17.000 I mean, unless you're Antifa, which apparently is your weapon of choice.
00:23:20.000 I don't, I, this is, this is something that is remarkable to me.
00:23:23.000 I'm hoping that we move into a direction here where she's actually, her feet are held to the fire a little bit.
00:23:28.000 Let me see what I have here.
00:23:29.000 I have some, some prep and we'll, uh, and Maddie, always, uh, sing out here because I'm not hearing from you when, if, uh, sign ups and when we're going to bring those up as screen grabs.
00:23:37.000 Um, hold on a second.
00:23:39.000 She hasn't talked about impeachment yet.
00:23:40.000 She hasn't talked about impeachment yet.
00:23:40.000 I have this here.
00:23:41.000 That's coming.
00:23:42.000 She's going to talk about getting rid of the Electoral College, I'm sure.
00:23:44.000 Yes.
00:23:48.000 She's talking about forgiving student debt.
00:23:48.000 No, I don't know.
00:23:50.000 And I would love to hear from you.
00:23:50.000 This is remarkable.
00:23:51.000 Tweet me at S Crowder.
00:23:53.000 Anyone out there who's actually paid for your own school?
00:23:55.000 What do you think of that?
00:23:56.000 This is remarkable.
00:23:57.000 This is, again, this victim, this faux-victim culture creating actual victims, the unintended consequences.
00:24:04.000 It's not free.
00:24:05.000 Who's picking up the bill?
00:24:07.000 Taxpayers, right?
00:24:08.000 Who would be taxpayers?
00:24:09.000 People who have already paid their student debt and are entering the workforce.
00:24:13.000 Or maybe they still have some student debt and they're entering the workforce.
00:24:16.000 But I guarantee you the people who worked their way through college and didn't rack up the kind of student debt that would be forgivable under her plan, because I think you have to be making under $100,000 a year, this is simply punishing good behavior.
00:24:27.000 What about people who racked up student debt, paid it off themselves, became lawyers, became doctors, became anesthesiologists, became nurse practitioners?
00:24:35.000 They should be paying off student loans to people who make $40,000, $20,000, $30,000 a year because they decided to intern at Slate?
00:24:43.000 Or what about people who did what I did, where at 18 I didn't know what I wanted to do for the rest of my life, so I didn't go to a $10,000, $20,000 a year college.
00:24:53.000 I went to community college, I went to a local school.
00:24:57.000 It is remarkable to me that we just act as though community colleges don't exist.
00:24:59.000 And by the way, there are vocational schools.
00:25:01.000 This is something no one else was talking about, and let's bring this up as an overlay, Matty.
00:25:04.000 We have more available jobs than ever in the United States history.
00:25:09.000 Since the Bureau of Labor Statistics has been keeping track of jobs on record, we have the highest job surplus in United States history.
00:25:16.000 I mean, there are more freely available jobs right now that have not been filled.
00:25:21.000 What does that tell you?
00:25:22.000 It tells you that it's not a problem with degrees and education.
00:25:25.000 A lot of these don't necessarily require advanced degrees.
00:25:27.000 A lot of them require that people go to trade schools.
00:25:29.000 There are jobs out there right now.
00:25:30.000 First off, I don't like this assumption that everyone needs to go to college, and I don't like this assumption, which her proposal basically makes, that all degrees are equal.
00:25:39.000 They are not equal.
00:25:40.000 I'm sorry, they're not.
00:25:41.000 A STEM degree is worth more than your gender studies degree.
00:25:45.000 And by the way, it's worth more than a general political science degree.
00:25:45.000 It is.
00:25:49.000 I'm sorry, but I think an anesthesiologist should be making more, and the degree is worth more, than someone who's a public school teacher for the first grade.
00:25:55.000 And I know we're supposed to say that teachers, it's the most important job in the United States.
00:25:58.000 I don't know, I think the person who's bringing me right near death, and then backing it up a couple of millimeters, that's someone who I might want to be tossing some extra loose change.
00:26:06.000 Maybe.
00:26:07.000 Look at this grin.
00:26:08.000 She's so happy.
00:26:08.000 She's like, I'm just happy to be here.
00:26:11.000 Well, let's hear it.
00:26:12.000 Here we go, here we go.
00:26:13.000 Impeachment drink.
00:26:13.000 We're going to have questions from the audience in a minute.
00:26:17.000 I do just want to ask you, you have called for impeachment proceedings.
00:26:21.000 Here we go.
00:26:22.000 Here we go.
00:26:23.000 President Trump.
00:26:24.000 Impeachment drink.
00:26:25.000 What do you say to those Democrats who say this is not the time, it's going to take away
00:26:27.000 focus from winning.
00:26:28.000 in 2020, Speaker Pelosi told her caucus again just today that she has no plans
00:26:33.000 to immediately initiate impeachment.
00:26:36.000 If you want to go down this road for impeachment, God bless.
00:26:38.000 There is no political inconvenience exception to the United States Constitution.
00:26:42.000 Oh hey, Hopper, I didn't even realize you were back there.
00:26:44.000 You just hit your mic stand?
00:26:48.000 Yes.
00:26:49.000 I would like to spend more time on this because this is the only thing that delineates me from other candidates and or makes me even remotely interesting.
00:26:55.000 story. I would like to spend more time on this because this is the only thing that delineates
00:27:02.000 me from other candidates and or makes me even remotely interesting and it's only going to
00:27:06.000 last about a week. So please let me stay in impeachment. It is the thing I get that it's
00:27:16.000 a good talking point for them but the only way impeachment works is if like the people
00:27:22.000 are behind it. The only reason why they were behind Bill Clinton getting impeached was
00:27:27.000 because of the oral sex element because they could actually like you know.
00:27:30.000 Understood that, as opposed to perjury.
00:27:32.000 Right.
00:27:33.000 Now that they did away with the Russian collusion, and they hear you all, we're going to push impeachment, even though they think they may have them on obscurity.
00:27:39.000 Well, they're actually, they're losing independence more than any different demographic group.
00:27:42.000 Bring that up there, Maddie.
00:27:43.000 If you search independence Russian collusion, you'll see actually they've lost a lot of ground with independent voters in Russian collusion.
00:27:49.000 Just feel free to toss it up.
00:27:51.000 Okay, let's hear this a little bit louder their way.
00:27:54.000 The evidence is just there, read it footnote after footnote, page after page documentation.
00:28:03.000 So it's not his fault, but it's still his fault.
00:28:07.000 Are they talking about Russia right now or Trump?
00:28:09.000 She just said Trump.
00:28:10.000 sophisticated attack. They attacked part of the voting system. That's going to be an ongoing federal investigation.
00:28:17.000 They hacked into more than 50 computers at the DNC, the DCCC.
00:28:21.000 So it's not his fault, but it's still his fault.
00:28:23.000 Are they talking about Russia right now or Trump? She just said Trump.
00:28:26.000 Yeah.
00:28:27.000 And now she's saying they hacked. She didn't delineate that.
00:28:29.000 You're talking about the Russia?
00:28:30.000 Oh yeah, that's right, drink.
00:28:31.000 By the way, Russia.
00:28:32.000 I keep forgetting this whole thing!
00:28:32.000 Impeachment.
00:28:33.000 This whole thing!
00:28:34.000 I'm gonna be running out of beer any second now.
00:28:35.000 We're gonna die.
00:28:35.000 That's why I'm drinking beer, not the Welterking.
00:28:37.000 I will make it to Bernie.
00:28:38.000 Hello, alcohol poisoning.
00:28:38.000 Yes, Donald Trump is a jerk.
00:28:39.000 We understand that.
00:28:40.000 leaks coming. The idea that he was welcoming what was happening from the Russian government
00:28:48.000 and by the summer of 2016, the report documents that by that point, the Trump campaign.
00:28:57.000 Again, she's not saying anything new.
00:28:59.000 Did we get that, Maddie, there?
00:29:00.000 The independence on the Russia collusion?
00:29:01.000 Still bringing it up?
00:29:02.000 Okay.
00:29:03.000 For dealing with the leaks that were coming in from the Russians.
00:29:08.000 So that's part two.
00:29:09.000 Part three is when the federal government starts to investigate part one and part two.
00:29:18.000 Donald Trump took repeated steps aggressively to try to halt the investigation, derail the investigation, push the investigation somewhere else.
00:29:27.000 But he did it.
00:29:28.000 He whined on Twitter.
00:29:29.000 He whined on Twitter that you guys were accusing him of collusion and that this investigation was a political witch hunt because it turned out to be a political witch hunt.
00:29:39.000 It's like someone come... Picture this, a police officer coming to your house saying, hey, I would like to search you out.
00:29:44.000 There you go.
00:29:45.000 Independence Trust Mueller, which Could be.
00:29:48.000 No, that's the wrong one there, Maddie.
00:29:49.000 We had one after the Mueller investigation.
00:29:51.000 That's pre.
00:29:53.000 Yeah, that's pre.
00:29:54.000 Afterward, they lost, actually, independence.
00:29:56.000 We need the post.
00:29:56.000 So that's the pre.
00:29:58.000 I was talking about something else there before that.
00:30:02.000 A picture of a police officer comes to your house and says, hey, I have a search warrant for your house.
00:30:06.000 He said, well, what are you here for?
00:30:07.000 We're here because we believe that you're dealing drugs.
00:30:08.000 And you say, hold on a second, I'm not dealing drugs.
00:30:10.000 I don't want to.
00:30:11.000 Can I see the search warrant?
00:30:12.000 And then they have to fuddle around and look for the search warrant.
00:30:14.000 They go, hold on a second, you made me look for the search warrant, and they find out that it's the guy next door who was dealing drugs.
00:30:18.000 You had nothing to do with dealing drugs.
00:30:20.000 And then they say, but even though you have a completely clean record, you didn't commit any of the crimes we accuse you of, but you did obstruct us by asking for the search warrant and make me fumble through my pocket.
00:30:30.000 How do you obstruct justice to a crime you never committed?
00:30:35.000 Obstruction requires you... And by the way, there was no actual obstruction.
00:30:38.000 This is also something that's important to me.
00:30:39.000 Right.
00:30:40.000 It's not Barr saying this.
00:30:42.000 Mueller said this.
00:30:43.000 This is about what kind of a democracy we have.
00:30:48.000 In a dictatorship, everything in government revolves around protecting the one person at the center.
00:30:54.000 but not in our democracy and not under our constitution. We have checks and balances
00:31:01.000 and we have to proceed here in a way understanding our place in history that not only
00:31:08.000 we don't like she's trying to soar here not quite hitting it but protects democracy
00:31:12.000 That guy?
00:31:12.000 Is that what you're talking about?
00:31:14.000 comes in and the next president and the president after that.
00:31:17.000 But that's our response.
00:31:18.000 Do you mean like the president you just talked about serving under who signed more executive orders
00:31:21.000 than any other president in the history of the country?
00:31:23.000 Barack Obama, by the way, one of his first was reversing the reversal of Mexico City policies
00:31:27.000 so that we could be funding abortions overseas.
00:31:29.000 That guy?
00:31:30.000 Is that what you're talking about, our moment in democracy, Elizabeth Warren?
00:31:32.000 Focused on impeaching the president, which is not going to pass in the Senate.
00:31:36.000 Not really going to go anywhere in that sense.
00:31:38.000 Doesn't that take away focus from the tabletop issues that you and other Democrats say they want to run on?
00:31:43.000 So let me just say, if you've actually read the Mueller report, it's all laid out there.
00:31:49.000 It's not like it's going to take a long time.
00:31:52.000 How can we trust these people to read the entire Mueller report?
00:31:54.000 Full disclosure, I didn't.
00:31:56.000 When you haven't even read the Green New Deal.
00:31:59.000 When I've watched these people go out there on television and say that's not in the Green New Deal, and it is!
00:32:04.000 You can go on YouTube right now and watch me read the New Deal from pillar to post.
00:32:08.000 It's all in there!
00:32:09.000 Where it talks about trying to eradicate transportation as we know it, air travel.
00:32:14.000 Where it talks about radically changing every single building and infrastructure in the United States.
00:32:19.000 All that is in the bill!
00:32:20.000 How can I expect you to read... What's the Mueller report?
00:32:23.000 Was it 400 pages?
00:32:24.000 400 pages and with like footnotes.
00:32:26.000 Okay.
00:32:27.000 Start with five.
00:32:30.000 Five pages of random.
00:32:32.000 Just open the report.
00:32:36.000 Page 162.
00:32:37.000 I'll read this page.
00:32:40.000 And then told the White House counsel to write a letter saying that Donald Trump had not told him to go fire Mueller.
00:32:48.000 And then to say, why on earth would you take notes about what I said to you?
00:32:53.000 The lawyers I deal with never put anything in writing.
00:32:57.000 There's so little in this report that she's going, and can you picture there's a president who's not used to a lawyer taking notes and he said, why are you taking notes?
00:33:08.000 Oh, okay, well that would be really relevant.
00:33:10.000 I would think so.
00:33:10.000 Let's say the lawyer found any evidence of collusion or obstruction.
00:33:15.000 Is that why he didn't want the lawyer to be taking notes?
00:33:18.000 Was he incriminating himself?
00:33:20.000 Was he offering up evidence?
00:33:21.000 None of it!
00:33:23.000 None of it!
00:33:24.000 Can you believe he was surprised at notes?
00:33:26.000 Did the lawyer take notes?
00:33:27.000 He did!
00:33:28.000 Was there anything of note?
00:33:29.000 No!
00:33:29.000 No! But he didn't like it!
00:33:36.000 You were registered as a Republican until 1995.
00:33:40.000 But you've since become one of the most progressive people in Congress.
00:33:43.000 Did you change your beliefs, or do you believe that the political parties changed around you?
00:33:47.000 The political parties changed around her.
00:33:49.000 So, understand this, Cecilia.
00:33:51.000 I grew up in a family that wasn't political.
00:33:54.000 I grew up out in Oklahoma, and to this day, I couldn't tell you how my parents were registered, or my grandparents, or much of anybody else.
00:34:03.000 Unlike you kids!
00:34:04.000 I was stupid.
00:34:07.000 This idea.
00:34:08.000 I lived in the United States before it was politically polarized.
00:34:11.000 Do me a favor.
00:34:12.000 Go back and watch West Wing right now.
00:34:13.000 I've been watching it, watching back through it with my wife.
00:34:15.000 All they talk about is, this isn't like the days of FDR or even God, God love him, Gerald Ford.
00:34:20.000 We're more polarized than ever.
00:34:22.000 This was in the 90s and the early 2000s.
00:34:24.000 They bitch about this all the time.
00:34:27.000 And by the way, they didn't bitch about polarization to the same degree when they had Barack Obama in office.
00:34:31.000 Keep that in mind.
00:34:33.000 In 2028, they're going to be saying, this wasn't the way it was when Donald Trump was in office, when we were all getting along with each other.
00:34:40.000 I remember when there used to be respectable Republicans like Jared Kushner and not Mitt Romney Jr.
00:34:49.000 IV, who is clearly a grand dragon in the KKK.
00:34:53.000 That's what you're going to see in the year 2036.
00:34:57.000 Hold on a second.
00:34:58.000 This is something I don't understand.
00:35:01.000 By the way, we need to drink people of color.
00:35:04.000 steeper and even rockier.
00:35:20.000 But we can bring this up here as an overlay.
00:35:22.000 We talked about this before.
00:35:23.000 We have unemployment that's below 4%.
00:35:25.000 And by the way, that's not an adjusted number as you saw with President Barack Obama because labor force participation was very low.
00:35:33.000 We have record high labor force participation rates.
00:35:35.000 We have more people who've entered the workforce than, as I talked about earlier, Since the Bureau of Labor has been keeping these statistics, and we have record job surpluses, and the markets have rallied to unprecedented degrees.
00:35:47.000 If you believe it is worse now than ever before, please do not open a history book up to 1942.
00:35:56.000 And by the way, fewer layoffs than before.
00:35:58.000 Firings!
00:35:59.000 There are less firings than ever before, meaning more people are quitting to find better, higher-paying jobs.
00:36:04.000 And that's when I jumped in, politically.
00:36:07.000 I got in that fight.
00:36:08.000 And I fought it for 10 years.
00:36:11.000 But I think a lot of it also has to do with the cultural thing, where like, you know, a lot of people these days, they have higher expectations of what they're owed.
00:36:20.000 Right.
00:36:21.000 Millennials.
00:36:21.000 Yeah.
00:36:22.000 So my party was the party that at least got half of them to stand up for working people.
00:36:27.000 And that was the big change for me.
00:36:29.000 I want you to meet...
00:36:31.000 What?
00:36:33.000 Gosh, it's a horned rimmed glasses and bangs fest.
00:36:37.000 You can tell from the sweatshirt, from New Jersey, studying environmental engineering.
00:36:41.000 Great sweatshirt, Archibald.
00:36:42.000 He's a former intern for Senator Cory Booker.
00:36:45.000 He says he's currently undecided on who to support.
00:36:46.000 I bet you he has some stories.
00:36:50.000 Come here, kiddo!
00:36:52.000 Don't worry, Rosario's my beard!
00:36:56.000 I think.
00:36:57.000 I know I'm in a minority.
00:37:00.000 Honestly, I think if Cory was gay, he'd come out just to score three points in the polls.
00:37:03.000 Maybe.
00:37:04.000 What was his question?
00:37:05.000 You mean like a dropping retiree per worker ratio and an average life expectancy that used to be 65 when Social Security was created and now it's 78 years old?
00:37:13.000 Talking about those?
00:37:14.000 per worker ratio and an average life expectancy that used to be 65 when
00:37:18.000 Social Security was created now it's 78 years old. Talking about those? Is that what you're talking about?
00:37:22.000 That's why we're not going to get it even though we're paying into it?
00:37:25.000 And by the way, the rate of return is about 2%, as opposed to if you invested it privately, you'd get a 10% rate of return, doubling your money every 10 years.
00:37:30.000 Or even if it's a fixed income portfolio, where we want to do it with low risk, you're going to get 5.
00:37:34.000 Yeah.
00:37:35.000 We got some Mug Clubbers.
00:37:36.000 Oh, we do?
00:37:36.000 Okay, let's see these Mug Clubbers.
00:37:38.000 Let's bring them up as overlays.
00:37:41.000 Can you read them out?
00:37:41.000 Thank you for joining.
00:37:43.000 Got some Mug Clubbers.
00:37:44.000 Oh we do?
00:37:45.000 Ok let's see these Mug Clubbers.
00:37:46.000 Let's bring them up as overlays.
00:37:47.000 Thank you for joining.
00:37:48.000 Can you read them out?
00:37:49.000 Thank you.
00:37:50.000 I finally got my Mug Club membership.
00:37:52.000 Wish I had been able to do it sooner.
00:37:55.000 Very nice.
00:37:55.000 Let's see the next one.
00:37:56.000 What's the name?
00:37:56.000 Let's ring the bell.
00:37:57.000 I can't read it with the... It's Marco Brutus.
00:38:02.000 Marco Brutus.
00:38:03.000 Thank you, sir.
00:38:03.000 We appreciate it.
00:38:05.000 We have one more?
00:38:05.000 And the next one.
00:38:06.000 Is that what you said?
00:38:06.000 We got two so far.
00:38:07.000 Okay, good.
00:38:08.000 I'm sure there's more.
00:38:09.000 We just haven't brought them up.
00:38:10.000 Okay, let me hear her talk about Social Security.
00:38:12.000 That we're not going to make any more changes to Social Security, not going to increase the revenue stream, not going to change the pieces, and we've been locked there.
00:38:19.000 And the consequence is, every year that goes by, we get the system just a little further out of whack.
00:38:25.000 And by the way, if you're talking about a plan where people were promised that they wouldn't be paying more into it, where they're talking about that it would be consistent for all beneficiaries, and then you require more people to join in to pay off previous beneficiaries, or You require them to pay a higher amount than people who previously paid into the system?
00:38:43.000 You know what that's called?
00:38:43.000 It's called a Ponzi scheme.
00:38:44.000 The only reason it's not called a Ponzi scheme when it's Social Security is because the government is doing it.
00:38:49.000 There is no way that Social Security, as it stands now, can continue to be financially solvent, especially in the wake of the baby boom generation.
00:38:56.000 It can't.
00:38:57.000 We bring it up, and they say, like you said, they say we want to kill their grandmother.
00:39:00.000 By the way, this is the party that supports euthanasia.
00:39:02.000 Remember?
00:39:03.000 I mean, can we put Kevorkian at your feet at least?
00:39:07.000 Everybody and, well, not everybody.
00:39:09.000 It's okay if you're a doctor that you aren't allowed to keep or want to put you to death.
00:39:09.000 What else do you know?
00:39:13.000 Right.
00:39:14.000 The problem is the political will.
00:39:16.000 What you don't have!
00:39:17.000 Step up and say, we've got to make adjustments.
00:39:22.000 We've got to make adjustments on revenue.
00:39:23.000 Hold on a second, what does this mean?
00:39:25.000 How do you make adjustments on revenue?
00:39:28.000 Increase taxes.
00:39:29.000 So that, particularly women who had lower earnings for so many years, especially in the first years, that they were working, get better support in their later years.
00:39:39.000 But at this moment, there's no political will to come together.
00:39:43.000 There's no one who's willing to drive this.
00:39:45.000 By the way, lower earners benefit disproportionately from social security.
00:39:51.000 The guy who's making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year can invest it in his own portfolio.
00:39:55.000 This is one thing that people don't understand.
00:39:59.000 This idea that women who've earned less, what are you talking about?
00:40:02.000 They're not getting any social security, is that what she's saying?
00:40:04.000 By the way, if you look at social security when it started, actually, initially, I believe, I think it was until either 48 or 50, the only people eligible for social security were people who had enough years of income earned on the books, because they didn't believe that you should benefit from a social welfare system if you didn't actually contribute to it.
00:40:21.000 So this idea that everyone should get it, that's not how it started.
00:40:25.000 That's not how it was pitched to the American people.
00:40:27.000 In particular, I know that you have experienced President Trump's name-calling and bullying firsthand.
00:40:32.000 Yeah.
00:40:33.000 And given the success that he's had with these tactics in the past, I was wondering how you
00:40:37.000 propose to counter them if you were to become the Democratic nominee.
00:40:40.000 By logging off Twitter, they disappear.
00:40:42.000 In particular, are you worried that he might be able to caricature you to general election voters before you've had a chance to make your candidacy heard?
00:40:49.000 What did he call you, Senator Warren?
00:40:50.000 What did he name call you?
00:40:52.000 Can you say it for us?
00:40:54.000 What did he call you?
00:40:55.000 Just tell us.
00:40:56.000 Senator Warren, why did he call you a Pocahontas?
00:40:59.000 I think my 23 in me speaks for itself.
00:41:01.000 Really?
00:41:03.000 Because the Sioux Tribe don't think so?
00:41:05.000 Cherokee Nation was pretty pissed off.
00:41:10.000 People care a whole lot more about their families than they do about some kind of name-calling.
00:41:18.000 Tell that to the network you're on right now.
00:41:22.000 Thank you, Trevor Foster.
00:41:22.000 Trevor Foster.
00:41:24.000 What up, Trevor?
00:41:26.000 Not because I looked at myself in the mirror every day and said, oh, senator.
00:41:32.000 A president?
00:41:33.000 Is that her pointing to cheekbones again with this deal?
00:41:35.000 Talking about the high cheekbones of our non-Native American forefathers?
00:41:39.000 Thank you very much.
00:41:40.000 Here, we can do that during the commercial break.
00:41:42.000 Next commercial, we'll have a commercial, because I'm going to have to pee when they go to another commercial break.
00:41:45.000 Oh, it's one of those kids who had a dream.
00:41:47.000 We talked about college.
00:41:47.000 We'll bring him back up.
00:41:48.000 I've known what I wanted to do since second grade.
00:41:51.000 I wanted to be a public school teacher.
00:41:54.000 Can we hear it for America's Public School Teachers?
00:41:55.000 Can I?
00:41:56.000 Oh my God!
00:42:00.000 I was almost there!
00:42:01.000 We've lost him.
00:42:03.000 I don't think Stephen's making it to Bernie Sanders.
00:42:05.000 No, no.
00:42:07.000 I can't, she's just, I love pot!
00:42:09.000 Can I hear it for public school teachers?
00:42:12.000 Is there anything safer?
00:42:13.000 What the hell is this?
00:42:14.000 Is there a brush in this seat?
00:42:15.000 Is this yours?
00:42:17.000 That was mine from last trip.
00:42:19.000 Oh my god!
00:42:24.000 Let's hear it for marijuana and public school teachers and Leanin' Kugels!
00:42:31.000 And the best thing is she had to ask people to applaud.
00:42:35.000 Did you see that?
00:42:37.000 Yay.
00:42:38.000 What is she doing?
00:42:39.000 Laugh please.
00:42:41.000 Yay.
00:42:43.000 And then I dropped out of school.
00:42:45.000 Yay.
00:42:46.000 And I took a job answering phones.
00:42:49.000 And I thought that was gonna be my life forever.
00:42:52.000 A good life.
00:42:55.000 But not the dream I had.
00:42:57.000 And then I found a commuter college that cost $50 a semester.
00:43:04.000 And for a price that I could pay for on a part-time waitressing job, I had a chance to get a four-year diploma and become a special needs teacher.
00:43:14.000 You can still do that!
00:43:17.000 You can still do that, by the way.
00:43:18.000 Still possible.
00:43:19.000 That's what I believe is the best of America.
00:43:23.000 And you would counter Trump's name calling and pulling if you're the Democrat nominee by doing this out?
00:43:36.000 Which we all have.
00:43:38.000 Name me a single country that has a better economy than the United States.
00:43:42.000 By the way, Luxembourg doesn't count because you guys hate that people use these offshore banking havens, right?
00:43:47.000 Luxembourg is basically a banking capital.
00:43:49.000 Outside of Luxembourg, we have the highest median income.
00:43:52.000 We have the lowest unemployment.
00:43:54.000 We have the biggest GDP in the world.
00:43:58.000 And we have more top ten universities than anyone else in the top ten, which isn't really surprising.
00:44:03.000 When I talk about top universities across the globe, I think really you get Oxford, Sarbonne, and you get maybe McGill in Canada.
00:44:09.000 There might be like two or three.
00:44:10.000 They're almost all in the United States.
00:44:12.000 It's remarkable to me, not only for the privilege, you just talked about how you were working as a part-time waitress at a diner, and there was a black kid there with a Harvard Letterman's jacket!
00:44:24.000 This is what I've talked about before.
00:44:27.000 Socialism, and she is a socialist, they want you to be hopeless.
00:44:32.000 They want you to believe that right now, when it's as good as it's ever been in modern American history, that the deck is stacked against you and there is no hope for you.
00:44:40.000 It is unbelievable.
00:44:41.000 People are hopeless because you're making them hopeless, not because Donald Trump calls you Pocahontas.
00:44:48.000 Donald Trump may name-call, Donald Trump may be inarticulate, but you know how he won?
00:44:52.000 He won not only because he resonated with American working class voters as the Democratic Party has not, but he also believes that the United States is the greatest country in the world.
00:44:59.000 And guess what?
00:45:00.000 Middle Americans don't really want a handout like that.
00:45:03.000 They don't want what she's talking about right now.
00:45:04.000 They don't want free school.
00:45:05.000 They don't want to be robbed of that experience, being able to work their way through college and get a degree and support their family.
00:45:12.000 Donald Trump resonated with them because he believed in the American Dream.
00:45:15.000 These people are crapping on it.
00:45:17.000 She is crapping on The American Dream, saying that university is only available to the most privileged?
00:45:24.000 Hold on, you said you wanted to put more money into the Pell Grants, right?
00:45:27.000 Okay, so more would imply what?
00:45:27.000 Right.
00:45:30.000 More opportunity.
00:45:31.000 No, more money would imply there's already money, there already are Pell Grants.
00:45:34.000 Well, what is a Pell Grant?
00:45:37.000 It's basically guaranteed money to make up the inaffordability of college for people who make below a certain income threshold.
00:45:42.000 And by the way, it's abused often for people who aren't qualified to be in those universities in the first place.
00:45:46.000 We have nothing but programs to provide subsidies and grants.
00:45:50.000 By the way, you only want to absolve people of student debt who are making under $100,000 a year.
00:45:56.000 That doesn't sound to me like we're benefiting the most privileged people.
00:46:02.000 they're not the I would assume that's most of the people who are suffering with my
00:46:06.000 half-inch lawyer Bill Richman he's going to be here any minute by the way CNN sucks at the promo
00:46:09.000 code hashtag Cryder CNN live stream it's what you guys should be using he had piano keys jammed in
00:46:14.000 his neck from his tiger mom because he missed a middle c once and then he graduated summa cum laude
00:46:21.000 from SMU law school okay Okay?
00:46:23.000 This is not about the most privileged among us getting wealthier.
00:46:26.000 And I'm sure we'll talk about that more.
00:46:28.000 Summa.
00:46:28.000 What did I say?
00:46:29.000 You said summa?
00:46:30.000 Oh, I did say summa cum laude.
00:46:33.000 Actually, he might be mad.
00:46:34.000 Maybe he was only magna.
00:46:35.000 I don't know.
00:46:35.000 I know there's cum laude, magna cum laude, summa cum laude, and one of them's best.
00:46:39.000 He was the second best.
00:46:40.000 I thought you said summa when you're making an Asian joke.
00:46:42.000 No, I said summa.
00:46:43.000 Okay.
00:46:44.000 Did I say sumo?
00:46:45.000 You made the joke, okay.
00:46:46.000 He made the Asian joke, according to Blackmail.
00:46:46.000 You heard sumo?
00:46:48.000 Alright, listen, we're gonna go to a commercial break, and actually, you know what, you guys can read out the, uh, let's read out the Twitter, uh, Twitter sign-ups for Mug Club, then go to a quick commercial break, and we'll be back with more, because I have got to, uh, uh, tinkle before we get to Bernie Sanders, because I think I'm gonna piss myself laughing and die here on this chair.
00:47:04.000 Be right back!
00:47:06.000 Flight to flight!
00:47:07.000 Flight to flight, thank you!
00:47:08.000 Yeah!
00:47:09.000 Let's go to the next one.
00:47:11.000 Who also did not get a notification today?
00:47:12.000 Yeah, probably not.
00:47:14.000 Yeah.
00:47:16.000 Fuck.
00:47:18.000 Yeah.
00:47:32.000 They say I...
00:47:34.000 Yeah.
00:48:00.000 You named my winner, baby, oh so bad.
00:48:04.000 And I'm the only one to make it happen.
00:48:08.000 And if I tell you what I'm gonna do, don't you know it's really frankly true?
00:48:16.000 They call me Dr. Trump!
00:48:23.000 I've got the witch you're dreaming of!
00:48:25.000 I'm a doctor too!
00:48:29.000 And even though I'm full of sin In the end, you know I win
00:48:43.000 They'll piss and moan, yeah, you know it's true.
00:48:47.000 But we all know it's cause they're just fake dudes.
00:48:51.000 So guobolis, get on your knees.
00:48:55.000 Grab some pillows, baby, if you please.
00:48:58.000 Baby, get ready if you're feeling jazzed.
00:49:02.000 And get ready to kiss.
00:49:05.000 My ass!
00:49:07.000 They call me Dr. Trump!
00:49:13.000 I've got the winter treatment on!
00:49:16.000 Doctor Truck!
00:49:20.000 They call me Doctor Truck! I got the wings and the power!
00:49:40.000 I got the witch you're dreaming of.
00:49:45.000 They call me, they call me Dr. Trump.
00:49:51.000 They call me Dr. Trump They call me Dr. Trump
00:49:55.000 I got the which you're dreaming of They call me Dr. Trump
00:49:59.000 Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump They call me Dr. Trump
00:50:05.000 They call me Dr. Trump They call me Dr. Trump
00:50:09.000 I got the which you're dreaming of I got the which you're dreaming of
00:50:23.000 The End The End
00:50:48.000 The End Crowder.
00:50:50.000 Miss Wojcicki.
00:50:52.000 Who got your account back up?
00:50:55.000 It was probably that half-Asian lawyer of yours.
00:50:58.000 He's always good at fighting copyright strikes.
00:51:01.000 We should probably talk in the... Is this what you want, Steven?
00:51:09.000 To point a crossbow at your precious Susan Wojcicki?
00:51:13.000 While she sits on a toilet?
00:51:15.000 I'm just surprised it's not a Walther.
00:51:17.000 It would be both historically and creatively inaccurate.
00:51:21.000 You've always wanted me off YouTube, haven't you?
00:51:23.000 Yes.
00:51:24.000 But you refuse to let it go.
00:51:26.000 I respect that.
00:51:28.000 Even admire it.
00:51:30.000 You fight for what's yours.
00:51:32.000 I'd never permanently delete your channel, is that what you fear?
00:51:36.000 You're far too much fun to permanently take out.
00:51:40.000 You and your temper tantrums every time we ban your live streams.
00:51:44.000 You broke them.
00:51:44.000 What?
00:51:45.000 I found them in pieces.
00:51:48.000 Shattered.
00:51:49.000 Oh.
00:51:50.000 Your gifts for those mug club fools.
00:51:51.000 I tried to glue them back together with my own hands.
00:51:54.000 They're just stupid cups.
00:51:56.000 Say what?
00:51:56.000 Say that word again.
00:51:58.000 You'll kill the only meal ticket you have?
00:52:00.000 You hit me with false copyright violations when you knew I hadn't violated any rules.
00:52:06.000 Hold up.
00:52:06.000 Why?
00:52:07.000 Let me finish.
00:52:08.000 We can talk this over in my office.
00:52:10.000 I can't go back there.
00:52:12.000 The mugs are in it.
00:52:13.000 What?
00:52:14.000 Are you afraid of a few broken cups?
00:52:18.000 You'll never hit 4 million subscribers.
00:52:22.000 I will hit 4 million.
00:52:25.000 I was always going to hit four million.
00:52:27.000 I just wanted...
00:52:34.000 to take a s***.
00:52:36.000 Pfft.
00:52:38.000 I'm sorry.
00:52:40.000 I'm sorry.
00:52:41.000 You're not going to get away with this.
00:52:43.000 You're not going to get away with this.
00:52:46.000 I'm sorry.
00:52:53.000 Okay, you want a wall?
00:52:54.000 Now this, frankly, is a wall.
00:52:58.000 700 feet tall of solid ice, okay?
00:53:00.000 Frankly, those Seven Kingdom caravans aren't bringing the drugs and rapes over here.
00:53:03.000 They don't stand a chance.
00:53:04.000 That's right.
00:53:05.000 Winter may be coming, okay?
00:53:06.000 But this Night Watch is gonna grab it by the pink walker.
00:53:09.000 And, oh.
00:53:10.000 Oh no, this isn't good.
00:53:10.000 Oh no.
00:53:11.000 What is it, sir?
00:53:12.000 Looks like the Mexicans brought some of the giants with them.
00:53:14.000 Giants, sir?
00:53:15.000 They're five foot two.
00:53:18.000 Only you can save the seven kingdoms by joining at louderwithcrowder.com slash mug club.
00:53:23.000 Okay, frankly, it's $99 annually, but only $69 for students, veterans, active military.
00:53:28.000 That's what, that's such a great deal.
00:53:30.000 I've given you such a great deal.
00:53:30.000 That's what they tell me.
00:53:31.000 I don't say it.
00:53:32.000 That's what they tell me.
00:53:33.000 Letter with credit at cop slash buck club said the cake dips
00:53:35.000 Before we came back I have to silence Rodigan because he half-asian lawyer Bill Richman by the way is in the house
00:53:47.000 everybody yay He's the only one with liquor here.
00:53:50.000 You were here.
00:53:50.000 Brodigan was talking through the break.
00:53:52.000 I'm like, Brodigan Hall and we're coming back.
00:53:53.000 He's like, I think I love, it's about squirrels.
00:53:56.000 I think I'm surprised that you were just talking about him and he appeared.
00:53:59.000 He did.
00:54:00.000 He appeared out of nowhere.
00:54:01.000 Say his name into a mirror three times.
00:54:04.000 No, I mean, I saw things and I was like, someone's gotta get in here and say some additional things about these kinks.
00:54:10.000 Have you been watching any of this stream yet?
00:54:12.000 I've been following it.
00:54:13.000 I was at a volunteer event, so.
00:54:13.000 I've been following it.
00:54:15.000 Oh, good for you.
00:54:16.000 That's more than Bernie can say.
00:54:17.000 Ever.
00:54:19.000 Alright, let's see what she answers here.
00:54:21.000 The biggest philosophical difference in how you'd approach the job compared to President Obama.
00:54:25.000 I will accuse people of sexism instead of racism.
00:54:27.000 Well, we know it's not voting to support babies born alive from botched abortions because they all voted against that.
00:54:34.000 Think about that for a second.
00:54:35.000 It's not a woman's right to choose.
00:54:36.000 Look at the Born Alive Infant Protection Act.
00:54:40.000 It's in the prep sheet there, Too Cute Maddie.
00:54:46.000 This was simply guaranteeing health care to babies that had survived abortions.
00:54:51.000 She voted against it.
00:54:53.000 These were babies that were already born outside of the womb.
00:54:55.000 Think about that.
00:54:56.000 Yeah.
00:54:56.000 It's consistent.
00:54:57.000 She's very consistent.
00:54:58.000 The only person who did that before was the Born Alive Protection Act.
00:55:00.000 There was something that happened in the Illinois State Senate where babies were being thrown into the wastebaskets and Barack Obama voted against protections for those babies.
00:55:08.000 One of the few times he didn't vote present.
00:55:09.000 It literally is one of the only things he voted for.
00:55:11.000 Right.
00:55:14.000 All right, sorry, we need to hear her answer here, because apparently it's important.
00:55:20.000 As a college professor?
00:55:22.000 Are you high?
00:55:25.000 All I can do is influence these young minds right in front of me who have no one else to listen to and force them, but it's fine, I have no influence.
00:55:31.000 And if they don't give me the answer I want to hear, I can fail them.
00:55:35.000 But not before I drink myself some good ol' frosty suds!
00:55:39.000 Nothing I love more, kids, than after a hard day of brack!
00:55:43.000 Baking, college professing, drinking a good old bottle of suds.
00:55:47.000 Am I right?
00:55:48.000 You prefer the cannabis?
00:55:50.000 I went to a cannabis-infused five-course meal once.
00:55:55.000 Free college!
00:55:57.000 And he said, no, I'm not going to let this crisis pass and not come away with a consumer agency that makes sure that families never get cheated again.
00:56:07.000 I will always be grateful to the president for that.
00:56:10.000 Senator Elizabeth Warren up next, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders.
00:56:15.000 We'll be right back.
00:56:17.000 Oh really, is that it?
00:56:17.000 That's it.
00:56:18.000 Okay, thank you.
00:56:18.000 I took the wrong bathroom break.
00:56:20.000 Alright, Bill Richmond, what do you expect most from Bernie Sanders?
00:56:24.000 A lot of grumpiness.
00:56:26.000 A lot of hunched shoulders, just curled over.
00:56:30.000 A lot of angry defensiveness about his recent millionaire status.
00:56:35.000 A lot of do as I say, not as I do type of deal.
00:56:41.000 A lot of ignoring his past sexual harassment scandals within his own campaign.
00:56:46.000 I think there's going to be a lot of gloss over that.
00:56:47.000 Going to be fair, not from Bernie himself.
00:56:49.000 Not from Bernie himself, no, just the people he's on.
00:56:51.000 But remember, back when he was interviewed about this in January, he told Anderson Cooper, I was busy running around trying to run the show.
00:56:59.000 That was his excuse about what was happening on his own watch.
00:57:03.000 Just remember that if you're out there thinking about this is the guy who's going to save America.
00:57:07.000 Right.
00:57:08.000 It's like, hey, what happened over there in Yemen?
00:57:10.000 WELL I WAS PREOCCUPIED WITH MAKING SURE THAT UNDERWATER BASKET WEAVING WAS ELIGIBLE FOR THE PELL GRANT!
00:57:21.000 I'm just here to drink beer and listen to the impersonations.
00:57:24.000 We all know what it is at Burlington College, so they made sure to get that in there.
00:57:27.000 That's right.
00:57:28.000 What's funny is I used to see advertisements for, I think it was Champlain College.
00:57:32.000 Was it Burlington College or Champlain College that his wife worked at?
00:57:35.000 Was it Burlington?
00:57:35.000 Burlington.
00:57:36.000 We used to see advertisements for it when we lived in Montreal all the time.
00:57:39.000 They had Champlain College and Burlington College and I used to get it confused with the Coat Factory.
00:57:44.000 Oh yeah.
00:57:49.000 Because they were all really crappy, low-rent, local commercials.
00:57:52.000 You were going to say something there, Brody.
00:57:55.000 One thing I'm interested in is, today in the news, Mayor Pete Butlick... Buttgig is the term we're going with.
00:58:02.000 You have to stick with, yeah.
00:58:03.000 Team Unity, Buttgig.
00:58:04.000 Buttgig told the press that he compared Bernie's...
00:58:10.000 Supporters to Trump supporters.
00:58:11.000 Which I actually think is an apt comparison.
00:58:14.000 But Bernie didn't, because apparently he clapped back.
00:58:16.000 And I didn't quite hear what the clapback was.
00:58:17.000 And I'm curious to see if that comes up.
00:58:20.000 YOU HEAR THAT, BUTTGANG?!
00:58:23.000 YOU SHOULD BE FAMILIAR WITH THIS, YOU FILTHY SON OF A BITCH!
00:58:29.000 That was important.
00:58:30.000 BUTTGANG!
00:58:31.000 I'm gonna get a drink of beer and listen to the impression.
00:58:31.000 GET IT?!
00:58:33.000 Butt kink! Get it? Butt kink! Clap! And butt! Get it? Butt kink!
00:58:43.000 Hey Bill, show them the limited edition poster that people can get at Liner with Crowder's show.
00:58:51.000 Alright, so here we go.
00:58:53.000 It's in here.
00:58:54.000 You can see a little bit of this.
00:58:58.000 Look at this, it's the half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond cracking.
00:59:00.000 You gotta get the corner up there, Bill.
00:59:05.000 There you go.
00:59:07.000 Limited edition.
00:59:09.000 I would wear that on a t-shirt.
00:59:11.000 Possibly a hobby jersey.
00:59:12.000 I HIT IT WITH MY BUTT KING!
00:59:15.000 DAMMIT!
00:59:16.000 BUTT KING!
00:59:16.000 I think he's dying.
00:59:18.000 with my butt gig!
00:59:20.000 Goddammit!
00:59:22.000 Butt gig!
00:59:24.000 Alright.
00:59:26.000 Here's...
00:59:28.000 I think he's dying. He's dying.
00:59:32.000 What's so funny is people are like, why does your Bernie sound like Gilbert G-
00:59:36.000 Because the normal Bernie voice when he's talking about human rights is not nearly as fun.
00:59:44.000 We'll sign this one and we'll give it away as a limited edition here.
00:59:47.000 We'll have Bill Richmond sign it.
00:59:48.000 Although you might not be comfortable with that because then someone can mimic your signature.
00:59:51.000 I'm 100% comfortable.
00:59:52.000 There are thousands of pleadings with my signature in the public record.
00:59:56.000 Also, by the way, Hair Puppet, we need to send out one of yours as well.
01:00:00.000 Also, for some reason, a full DNA scraper.
01:00:02.000 No idea why.
01:00:04.000 Yeah.
01:00:04.000 Done.
01:00:05.000 Have you seen those tactical pens with DNA scrapers?
01:00:05.000 Done.
01:00:08.000 Oh yeah, where you can get, like, the DNA.
01:00:10.000 Yeah, where you can stab someone and it ensures that you pull out their DNA.
01:00:14.000 Oh, okay, are they gonna... You're gonna get a clone.
01:00:15.000 Oh.
01:00:16.000 Alright, let's make sure.
01:00:16.000 By the way, tweet out hashtag CrowderCNN live stream.
01:00:19.000 I don't know what the trending is for if it's Bernie's town hall now.
01:00:21.000 Here we go.
01:00:22.000 But, uh, alright, I expect him to talk a lot about inequality and the wealth disparity.
01:00:28.000 Oh no, it's Chris Cuomo!
01:00:31.000 When you long for Anderson Cooper, then you know it's pretty bad.
01:00:37.000 You know it's guacamole.
01:00:37.000 students and young adults representing more than 30 states nationwide.
01:00:41.000 And to do this, CNN has...
01:00:43.000 By the way, can we bring up the drinking game again for people who haven't seen the rules
01:00:46.000 yet?
01:00:47.000 Please.
01:00:48.000 Climate change, Green New Deal, Russian collusion, obstruction of justice, Trump's taxes, 1%
01:00:50.000 inequality, millionaires, billionaires, democratic socialism, medicare for all, fascism, white
01:00:53.000 nationalism, right-wing extremism, assault weapons, walls don't work, strength and diversity,
01:00:56.000 right of immigration, or any subsidiaries thereof.
01:00:58.000 That's literally three and every question.
01:00:59.000 So do I drink for all of those right now?
01:01:01.000 No, no.
01:01:01.000 Well, you can.
01:01:02.000 That's good.
01:01:03.000 If you want.
01:01:04.000 Watch the way he walks out.
01:01:09.000 It takes everything he can gather to walk out and not look like Brooks from Shawshank.
01:01:14.000 Can someone get him a comb?
01:01:23.000 I wish he'd find a brush in his seat.
01:01:24.000 This is combs.
01:01:27.000 Look at that smirk.
01:01:30.000 Okay.
01:01:30.000 He manages to hunch even while sitting.
01:01:32.000 He just needs one more of him and he could be a heckler duo.
01:01:34.000 He just needs one more of him and he could be a heckler duo.
01:01:39.000 He's from Massachusetts.
01:01:40.000 He's a junior at the University of Massachusetts.
01:01:41.000 He looks like your stereotypical soy-induced liberal.
01:01:42.000 What do you got, a student?
01:01:43.000 Hi, Senator.
01:01:44.000 Hi.
01:01:45.000 Oh, it sounds like it.
01:01:46.000 Good.
01:01:47.000 It's like Rick Moranis had sex with a gayer, younger Rick Moranis.
01:01:47.000 It's like Rick Moranis had sex with a gayer, younger Rick Moranis.
01:01:52.000 This is actually really valuable because he's the only one who pulls back the curtain and is saying that, yes, Medicare for All would eliminate private insurance.
01:01:58.000 Everyone's trying to say, no, no, you'll have a choice.
01:02:01.000 for an end to private health insurance companies.
01:02:03.000 How do you plan to phase out these private insurance companies for your new Medicare for all insurance?
01:02:09.000 This is actually really valuable because he's the only one who pulls back the curtain and is saying that,
01:02:13.000 yes, Medicare for all would eliminate private insurance.
01:02:15.000 Because everyone starts saying, no, no, you'll have a choice.
01:02:17.000 He doesn't want you to have a choice.
01:02:19.000 We have a dysfunction.
01:02:20.000 Supposed to.
01:02:20.000 healthcare system in which 30 million Americans have no health insurance at
01:02:26.000 all even more are underinsured with high deductibles and co-payments we pay by
01:02:32.000 far the highest prices in the world for prescription drugs our health care
01:02:37.000 outcomes in terms of hold on a second Okay, alright.
01:02:43.000 Let's bring this up, Matt.
01:02:45.000 We have this here.
01:02:45.000 No, you can't compare infant mortality because it's not comparable across different nations.
01:02:49.000 We have a higher standard.
01:02:50.000 That's why we have a higher infant mortality rate because we actually consider these to be lives lost.
01:02:54.000 Then he mentions life expectancy.
01:02:55.000 Well, we have an obesity problem in the United States because we have a problem of overabundance, right?
01:02:59.000 So this is a chronic problem that people... This is a problem that stems from choice.
01:03:03.000 This is a problem that stems from too much selection.
01:03:05.000 He uses those healthcare problems.
01:03:07.000 Well, why don't you use a litmus test?
01:03:08.000 Weight times, your survival rates, your mortality rates from life-threatening diseases.
01:03:13.000 Why don't you look at medical innovation?
01:03:15.000 You talk about us paying so much for prescription drugs.
01:03:17.000 Well, how many drugs are we getting from Nicaragua?
01:03:19.000 How many drugs are we getting from Canada?
01:03:21.000 How many drugs are we getting from Germany?
01:03:23.000 It's like when you bitch about the fact that we pay more on national defense than the number 1 through 5 or 1 through 10 nations combined, and then you complain when Donald Trump says, hey, you better start paying your fair share to NATO.
01:03:32.000 That's because we're covering this for everybody else.
01:03:35.000 We invent the drugs, we innovate, and we have a system that has better measurable health outcomes than any of these other countries.
01:03:42.000 Instead, he goes to the one stat right now out there, if you're watching.
01:03:46.000 Google infant mortality rate across nations.
01:03:49.000 You will see it is not something that even those in the far left agree can do.
01:03:54.000 I happen to believe from the bottom of my heart, and I've believed this for my whole adult life, that healthcare is a human right, not a privilege, and the best way to go forward in my view is through Medicare for all.
01:04:07.000 Did you hear me when I said human rights?!
01:04:11.000 Is this on?!
01:04:12.000 I said free shit!
01:04:19.000 What's his name over there at Fox with the ears?
01:04:25.000 He loved that shit!
01:04:26.000 What's his name, not Chef Smith?
01:04:29.000 The other one!
01:04:30.000 The other one!
01:04:32.000 You know who I'm talking about, Tim?
01:04:34.000 I'm gonna smash you like a salt.
01:04:36.000 RAT FUCKING BASTARD!
01:04:38.000 This is the direct impact on women's rights.
01:04:40.000 I'll be back with the question.
01:04:42.000 I'll be back with the question.
01:04:44.000 Is that the same girl?
01:04:46.000 What was the question?
01:04:48.000 This is about felons.
01:04:51.000 How do you think the newest way is to be able to get more democratic votes?
01:04:55.000 No, Bernie, we don't. Why don't you tell us?
01:04:57.000 How do you think the newest way is to be able to get more Democratic votes?
01:05:00.000 It's called re-enfranchising felons.
01:05:03.000 Give him the vote.
01:05:05.000 ...getting involved in the political process, but not enough.
01:05:09.000 How long before there's a PAC coming out of Alcatraz?
01:05:12.000 for convicted terrorists and sex offenders.
01:05:14.000 The only answer here should be no.
01:05:16.000 That is not a good look at all.
01:05:18.000 But to get to your point, how long before there's a PAC
01:05:22.000 coming out of Alcatraz pushing for,
01:05:26.000 they have lobbyists pushing for the age of consent to be lowered to 6?
01:05:30.000 I'm not going to vote for that.
01:05:32.000 for that.
01:05:33.000 Guys, let me just key in on this.
01:05:35.000 From Bernie's own website, he says that he wants to re-enfranchise the right to vote to the 1 in 13 African Americans who have had their vote taken away by felony conviction, paid their debt to society, and deserve to have their rights restored.
01:05:50.000 I'm actually curious about the rest of the people who are felons, but apparently it will only apply to African Americans, the 1 in 13.
01:05:57.000 That sounds racist.
01:05:58.000 Here's something, actually, an interesting legal question.
01:05:59.000 I was thinking about this earlier.
01:06:01.000 There are different classifications of felonies.
01:06:03.000 Certainly.
01:06:03.000 Correct?
01:06:03.000 So there should be, obviously.
01:06:05.000 I don't think that if, let's say, for some reason, at some point, you got caught with a bag of cocaine, or crack, or meth, I know they're going to say it's racist if you don't say crack, I don't necessarily think you should lose your right to vote for all time.
01:06:14.000 But I do think if you're a violent felon, or if you're a sex offender, and again, that's a different degree of felony, You shouldn't have a say in the laws that we create if you're going to blatantly disregard them in a way that harms other citizens.
01:06:25.000 Absolutely.
01:06:25.000 I mean, whether you call it a social contract, whether you look at just the utilitarian, practical aspect of giving someone like that the right to vote again.
01:06:33.000 Granted, it's going to be a small minority, but in any particular place, I'm really thinking of Californians.
01:06:38.000 I mean, they're going to have the largest problem with this if that right to vote is re-established.
01:06:44.000 Won't really change the voting block a whole bunch, though.
01:06:48.000 California went from blue to really blue!
01:06:54.000 It's so blue, you've never seen blue!
01:06:58.000 Isn't Bernie the one who also wants to let felons vote while they're in prison?
01:07:02.000 Is he?
01:07:04.000 I don't think so.
01:07:05.000 I don't know if he said that part.
01:07:07.000 Look at her, she's like, oh yeah, voting to registered sex offenders, nice!
01:07:10.000 Sounds like a plan.
01:07:11.000 Oh, you're right.
01:07:11.000 There it is.
01:07:12.000 I was right.
01:07:12.000 Drink.
01:07:12.000 Holy crap.
01:07:12.000 Are you kidding me?
01:07:13.000 I'll give that a ding.
01:07:14.000 by saying you think the Boston Marathon bomber should vote not after he pays his
01:07:19.000 debt to society but while he's in jail. Oh you're right.
01:07:23.000 There it is. I was right.
01:07:24.000 Drink. Holy crap. Are you kidding me? I'll give that to Dane.
01:07:30.000 This will be just another one but I do believe. Look you know this is what I believe.
01:07:35.000 Do you believe in democracy?
01:07:36.000 Do you believe that every single American 18 years of age or older who is an American citizen has the right to vote?
01:07:43.000 No, it should be 30.
01:07:45.000 He's giving new meaning to this.
01:07:46.000 You know, you've heard that description of democracy.
01:07:48.000 It's five wolves voting to eat a sheep.
01:07:51.000 Yes.
01:07:51.000 You've heard about that?
01:07:52.000 He's actually talking about wolves.
01:07:54.000 He's talking about people who are in prison for violent crimes who should vote while they're in prison.
01:07:58.000 Here's the thing, I actually think it's an interesting conversation to entertain if they've paid their debt to society and it is not one that directly involved inflicting harm on somebody else.
01:08:07.000 And I know that all crimes inflict harm on somebody else because you're a burden on the taxpayer, but it's different from a violent crime or sexual assault or something like that.
01:08:13.000 Certainly.
01:08:14.000 He's talking about people who've harmed other people who are currently in maximum security prison voting!
01:08:20.000 When you've got Cuomo looking at you wide-eyed in disbelief, you know you've gone off the reservation, and I don't mean Warren.
01:08:28.000 Wait, literally?
01:08:28.000 She actually went with reparations?
01:08:30.000 for black people, what is?
01:08:31.000 Good, good question.
01:08:32.000 Wait, really?
01:08:33.000 She actually went with reparations.
01:08:35.000 What I have said is there's legislation, as you know, in the house.
01:08:38.000 Sheila Jackson.
01:08:39.000 Oh God, Mark Garrett only gets 25% of the votes.
01:08:39.000 Hold on, I wanna hear Bill, half-Asian Bill Richmond, if they talk about the railroads.
01:08:43.000 And that will call for a study of the implications of reparations.
01:08:47.000 And I think what Kenya is saying is what we all know to be true.
01:08:51.000 Today in America, in the midst of massive income and wealth disparity, we have another one at the bottom.
01:08:56.000 That wasn't Obamaism.
01:08:56.000 Between black and white.
01:08:58.000 Black and white.
01:09:00.000 American families.
01:09:01.000 Less than ever before, by the way, thanks to President Donald Trump.
01:09:03.000 Isn't it crazy that with, and I don't mean a white guy, Donald Trump is, aside from I get the obvious orange jokes, practically translucent.
01:09:10.000 I mean, I would love to see him dancing at a wedding.
01:09:13.000 You'd be the guy you'd pick out the dance floor, like, that's the dad dance!
01:09:15.000 That being said, under the whitest president possibly ever, That blacks have it better than under the smooth-talking half-black guy.
01:09:23.000 That's really gotta grind his gears.
01:09:26.000 Oh, by the way, he just talked about the wealthiest 1%.
01:09:27.000 Oh, he put in white.
01:09:37.000 I was not expecting that.
01:09:39.000 Hold on a second.
01:09:41.000 Here's my question, Bernie.
01:09:43.000 This is why reparations don't work.
01:09:45.000 Do you have the first generation Latina woman paying reparations who had nothing to do with American slavery?
01:09:51.000 What about an Asian-American who came here 30 years ago, who owns a bodega?
01:09:55.000 Who pays for what?
01:09:56.000 Are you just talking about white people paying for slavery?
01:09:59.000 In which case, how is that not a discriminatory law?
01:10:01.000 And by the way, is it only white people who you can prove are descendants of slave owners?
01:10:05.000 And do the reparations only go to black people who you can prove were descendants of actual slaves?
01:10:08.000 And by the way, also not descendants of slave owners, because that went on in both communities there.
01:10:12.000 A lot of people don't really necessarily know that.
01:10:14.000 So who pays for the reparations?
01:10:15.000 Oh gosh, this guy drools and it goes straight on down into his underpants.
01:10:19.000 I can't claim that.
01:10:20.000 That's an old Harlan Williams joke.
01:10:21.000 That's good.
01:10:21.000 Hey, that's me.
01:10:21.000 Mentioned in good company.
01:10:22.000 Trump.
01:10:22.000 We can't pronounce it.
01:10:23.000 We can't pronounce it with that overbite.
01:10:24.000 which has given the Russians and Chinese a chance to influence such regions.
01:10:28.000 What will your trade policy be in such regions compared to Trump?
01:10:33.000 Good question.
01:10:34.000 Trump.
01:10:35.000 Look, you're right.
01:10:36.000 We live in a global economy.
01:10:37.000 We can't pronounce it.
01:10:38.000 I think all of us can.
01:10:39.000 We can't pronounce it without overbiting.
01:10:40.000 He's having a difficulty.
01:10:41.000 Looks like Milhouse.
01:10:42.000 Have you noticed that Bernie can't move his hands without his hips?
01:10:46.000 Damn it, I'm gonna ask my question.
01:10:48.000 Mr. Gordon, in the context of your question...
01:10:51.000 Have you noticed that Bernie can't move his hands without his hips?
01:10:54.000 In the whole context.
01:10:58.000 He's a Latin dancer.
01:10:59.000 Well, I was gonna say, his hips don't lie, it's the rest of them.
01:11:01.000 Reverse Shakira.
01:11:02.000 No, his hips do.
01:11:02.000 Although fewer people have lost their jobs in the last couple years in modern American history.
01:11:06.000 By the way, like we talked about a statistic, you can bring that up there to Q-Man.
01:11:08.000 Who have lost their jobs because profitable corporations in this country shut down because they weren't making enough
01:11:15.000 money Although fewer people have lost their jobs in the last
01:11:18.000 couple years in modern American history. By the way, like we talked about a statistic
01:11:21.000 You can bring that up there to humanity. I think we had it earlier on. If you didn't watch. Fewer layoffs, fewer
01:11:27.000 Fewer firings.
01:11:30.000 More people are quitting and seeking out new, higher paying employment than since they've been keeping record of these statistics.
01:11:36.000 That's a huge one.
01:11:37.000 Not only do we have 3.9% last I checked on employment, not only do we have highest job force participation rate that we've had in decades, not only do we have the biggest job surplus that we've had since we've been keeping record of these statistics, but we also have fewer firings and layoffs.
01:11:50.000 How does that make sense when you talk about the big corporations?
01:11:56.000 Just don't forget that when Bernie sold his best-selling book and made millions of dollars, it was from a non-corporation.
01:12:06.000 Right.
01:12:07.000 Was it self-published?
01:12:09.000 It was from my friend Simon and his brother Schuster.
01:12:12.000 for being here. Your tax returns recently revealed that you are in fact a millionaire.
01:12:17.000 How would you respond to concerns that your financial status undermines your authority
01:12:23.000 as someone who has railed against millionaires and billionaires?
01:12:25.000 As opposed to every other democrat who rails against millionaires?
01:12:27.000 That's a good question. No it's not.
01:12:29.000 And here it is. Alright, you ready?
01:12:31.000 He just winked at her.
01:12:33.000 Hashtag me too!
01:12:34.000 Hashtag me too!
01:12:36.000 He winked at her!
01:12:40.000 That's the only reason.
01:12:41.000 What about starting a business that benefited people internationally, you prick?
01:12:45.000 I'd prefer to stick with purely literary accomplishments!
01:12:53.000 Is that how you draw the line at corporation?
01:12:55.000 You run for public office and use that leverage to write a book about how you're going to run for public office again?
01:12:59.000 What if I started a business, I don't know, that employs 50 people in the Midwest making chairs or burger patty machines?
01:13:05.000 Did I stutter?
01:13:05.000 Did I start? Only literary licensing!
01:13:12.000 But I have and will continue in the in this campaign to fight for progressive taxation.
01:13:18.000 In other words, whether it is Bernie Sanders or your family or anybody else.
01:13:22.000 Did I fall asleep and wake up in Bizarro World?
01:13:24.000 Are people not aware of the marginal tax rates in this country right now?
01:13:27.000 It's clown world, clown world.
01:13:28.000 I really don't think they are.
01:13:28.000 We're doing phenomenally well.
01:13:30.000 Yeah. Honk, honk.
01:13:30.000 What are you looking at, Bill?
01:13:32.000 I'm looking up the publishing profits of Macmillan, which is the publisher.
01:13:36.000 Oh, is that the publisher?
01:13:37.000 Oh, very nice.
01:13:40.000 Let's take it quick so we get an Irishman.
01:13:41.000 Let me guess.
01:13:42.000 with the tax loopholes and the tax breaks that large private corporations currently
01:13:47.000 receive.
01:13:48.000 Do you happen to know, anybody here happen to know how much Amazon paid in taxes last
01:13:52.000 year?
01:13:53.000 Let me guess.
01:13:54.000 Zero.
01:13:55.000 Yeah.
01:13:56.000 This is something that he says to the economically illiterate.
01:14:04.000 He is worth the most amount of money on paper.
01:14:07.000 Amazon didn't start turning a profit until, was it Bill?
01:14:09.000 I want to say the last half decade.
01:14:10.000 Maybe Matty can bring that up.
01:14:12.000 Yeah, I mean it was pretty recent.
01:14:14.000 Multiple decades in.
01:14:15.000 Right.
01:14:16.000 This idea that, this is what they just talked about, if it's a corporation that brings in $2 billion in gross revenue, but they spend $2.1 billion, or they're still running at a deficit, you should be familiar with that term, Bernie, because they've been doing this for a long time and investing all of their money into, let's say, I don't know, inventory for the next year, you see with marketing, with Amazon, it took a very, very long time for them to become profitable at all.
01:14:38.000 By the way, here's something else.
01:14:39.000 We're going to do a whole segment on this.
01:14:40.000 When they talk about big corporations, look at the top five corporations in the world.
01:14:43.000 Big corporations.
01:14:44.000 They all support Democrats, overwhelmingly.
01:14:45.000 You've got Apple, Google and YouTube, Facebook, Amazon.
01:14:49.000 We look at your taxes, went up, but they didn't go up proportionally.
01:14:53.000 I'm not coming after you about what you gave in your donations.
01:14:55.000 My question is this.
01:14:56.000 Having the experience of having a lot more money and deciding what you wanted to do with
01:15:00.000 it, did it give you new perspective about how people with more money feel about the
01:15:04.000 government or someone like you forcing policies that demand them to give amounts as opposed
01:15:11.000 As a matter of fact, if you read those tax returns, you will find that.
01:15:14.000 I think people have said it.
01:15:15.000 That you gave less than 3% to charity, you prick.
01:15:16.000 We need to go to accountants and figure out how we can possibly pay the lowest amount.
01:15:21.000 Taxes probably pay more.
01:15:24.000 Probably.
01:15:24.000 Not for sure.
01:15:25.000 And in case you were wondering, Macmillan, according to Ollar.com, made about $397 million in revenue last year.
01:15:36.000 So, definitely just the little guys.
01:15:38.000 Championing the little guys.
01:15:39.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:15:42.000 I'm pretty sure I had a meeting with them and they turned down my book proposal.
01:15:44.000 That's not even a joke.
01:15:47.000 in 2011. He booted me. Now you know which ones they want.
01:15:50.000 Yeah.
01:15:51.000 ...stress is off my family. That is a great... Two percent.
01:15:54.000 And I have spent my entire life and hopefully will conclude my political life in the White
01:16:00.000 House trying to make sure that every person in this country does not have to deal with
01:16:05.000 the stress of whether they can afford to pay the electric bill, whether they're gonna have
01:16:09.000 health care, whether they can send their kids to child care.
01:16:12.000 So that is the difference that I've learned. You know what? Wait, is child care now a...
01:16:16.000 Human right? ...child care. They were talking about that.
01:16:17.000 Even though all the studies show that they want to put a cap on child care costs that
01:16:22.000 people can put. And studies have actually shown...
01:16:24.000 Actually from my home province of Quebec, I think it's actually in the prep sheet document, if you type in Quebec Maddie, that they're actually harmful to children because people use them when you remove those caps, they basically use it to raise their children and they have very bad, they have significantly negative outcomes for children who are in these basically public childcare facilities.
01:16:38.000 that you have changed your mind about recently?
01:16:41.000 Oh.
01:16:45.000 Nothing.
01:16:45.000 I've been consistent for... Nah, just kidding.
01:16:50.000 I think I am paying more attention right now to foreign policy.
01:16:55.000 And I think I was rightfully criticized the last time I ran that I didn't pay as much attention as I might.
01:17:02.000 And I think, you know, the economic issues, whether or not people have healthcare, whether they have decent paying jobs, whether we deal with climate change, are enormously important.
01:17:12.000 But you know what?
01:17:13.000 We've got to look at the United States' role in the world as well.
01:17:16.000 I used to not focus on foreign policy.
01:17:19.000 And so now I'm using it as a springboard to go back to domestic policy.
01:17:26.000 Do you remember how many times I talked about Norway?
01:17:29.000 That is my knowledge.
01:17:31.000 That's all I know.
01:17:32.000 That is all I know.
01:17:37.000 For the first time in 45 years under the War Powers Act, it has been successfully used.
01:17:44.000 We did it in the Senate, we did it in the House.
01:17:46.000 Sadly, tragically, Trump vetoed it.
01:17:48.000 But to answer your question, I think I think a little bit more about foreign policy issues than I previously did.
01:17:54.000 Like the Scandinavian model.
01:17:56.000 Really?
01:17:57.000 Do you pay attention to NATO?
01:17:59.000 Hey, hey Bernie!
01:17:59.000 We have a lot more of CNN's special democratic...
01:18:02.000 Hey!
01:18:03.000 Hey Bernie!
01:18:04.000 I asked you about NATO!
01:18:08.000 This is one thing I never want to talk about.
01:18:10.000 How do you pay for all this?
01:18:11.000 The way these other countries pay for all this.
01:18:13.000 And by the way, we still have the highest median income of anywhere in the world outside of Luxembourg.
01:18:16.000 How do they pay for all this when they talk about how we pay more for drugs in other countries?
01:18:20.000 It's because we effectively, ironically, we're subsidizing it, not to the tune of the government, but our private sector, our taxpayers, our consumers end up subsidizing it.
01:18:30.000 For these other countries.
01:18:31.000 And by that I mean, we pay for it privately.
01:18:34.000 Our company is the ones that have to go through the FDA and have to go through this approval process.
01:18:37.000 And they say, oh, it only costs $18 to make this drug.
01:18:40.000 Yeah, but the first pill costs $18 billion to bring to market.
01:18:44.000 The first pill costs $18 billion.
01:18:45.000 It's not just about the actual powder, the actual substance that goes into the drug.
01:18:49.000 And then these other countries have government subsidized prescriptions, like we had in Quebec.
01:18:54.000 And by the way, it took a long time in Quebec, where I was raised, for us to have Uh, any kind of $7 generics.
01:18:59.000 Because we don't have the same kind of laws.
01:19:01.000 So, again, the American, the power of the American consumer benefits the entire global economy just like the power of the American military benefits all global safety.
01:19:14.000 And they can't say it because they don't believe that the United States is the greatest country in the world.
01:19:18.000 They cannot say it.
01:19:19.000 Here is something.
01:19:20.000 I want you to do this, okay?
01:19:21.000 Next time you're driving through a neighborhood or you're going on a road trip, Anytime you see an American flag.
01:19:28.000 I would bet my life, if I had to, gun to my head, it's a Republican.
01:19:31.000 It's a conservative.
01:19:33.000 Go knock on the door and ask them.
01:19:34.000 You might get shot, because they're gun owners, or look for bumper stickers on their car.
01:19:38.000 This is usually all it takes.
01:19:39.000 If you see an American flag in a driveway or in someone's lawn, look at the bumper stickers.
01:19:44.000 If you see any, they're almost invariably conservative.
01:19:47.000 Liberals do not put American flags out in the yards.
01:19:50.000 They don't.
01:19:50.000 That's why they mock it.
01:19:51.000 They make fun of it all the time.
01:19:52.000 They make fun of it all the time.
01:19:53.000 Oh, waving the red, white, and blue.
01:19:55.000 I know we have to.
01:19:56.000 Well, hold on a second.
01:19:57.000 We have the highest income.
01:19:58.000 We have the best economy in the world right now.
01:20:00.000 We have the most powerful military might that the world has ever seen.
01:20:03.000 And by the way, we do what you guys bitch about in nation building, which is a costly endeavor, not profitable, because it's the opposite of an empire.
01:20:11.000 That's something I find so funny.
01:20:12.000 We're like, the United States is this evil empire.
01:20:13.000 We're spending too much overseas.
01:20:15.000 Do you know what it... Do you know how... Come again, stupid?
01:20:19.000 Do you know how an empire works?
01:20:21.000 When the English colonized, were they going like, oh, well, I don't know.
01:20:24.000 We're going to have to invest over here for about...
01:20:28.000 200 years and just hope we recoup it!
01:20:31.000 No!
01:20:31.000 They just took your stuff.
01:20:33.000 They cannot acknowledge this about the United States.
01:20:35.000 That is their big issue.
01:20:36.000 Think about this right now.
01:20:39.000 Americans, the left is not patriotic.
01:20:41.000 And it used to be something that was kind of simplified, that people would say is reductive.
01:20:45.000 But right now in this era, I don't think it's ever been more clear.
01:20:48.000 They are cheering, for them to be successful, they have to have a president who's colluded with a foreign power.
01:20:54.000 They even said it was like, Oh, it's bad news.
01:20:56.000 Bad news.
01:20:57.000 Bad news?
01:20:58.000 Bad news for the Democrats!
01:20:59.000 It's good news!
01:21:00.000 Bad news for us that our president actually has the best interests of Americans at heart.
01:21:04.000 Oh, that's too bad.
01:21:05.000 Yeah, when the only thing you can think about is trying to denigrate the country in order to get votes.
01:21:11.000 That's the whole point.
01:21:12.000 It's too bad we were wrong for two years straight.
01:21:14.000 Yeah, I mean, look at the history of America since Bretton Woods.
01:21:17.000 We had an option at that point, right after World War II, to go in the empire building business.
01:21:21.000 Everyone said, everyone even thought, Germany thought, Russia thought, America's going to establish an American empire.
01:21:28.000 And when you look at what actually happened after Bretton Woods, and the investment that went into Central Europe to a former power, and look at all the amazing things that are coming out of war-torn Germany.
01:21:38.000 Look at all the amazing things that are coming out of other European nations that benefited from American might.
01:21:43.000 Not just American power that came in and took over or did anything like that.
01:21:49.000 We made a deliberate decision to be able to empower these nations and now we're essentially saying take it all away.
01:21:55.000 Right.
01:21:55.000 Don't help them.
01:21:56.000 Don't let anyone build.
01:21:57.000 Don't let anyone grow.
01:21:58.000 And it just ignores history.
01:22:00.000 That being said, was kind of a little bit of a 180 from the Treaty of Versailles.
01:22:03.000 We were a little bit We were a little bit extreme on that one.
01:22:06.000 Lessons learned!
01:22:07.000 Lessons learned!
01:22:08.000 Don't punish somebody on the international stage, or you might get Hitler.
01:22:12.000 Public whooping's not great.
01:22:14.000 We understand.
01:22:15.000 Hang them, don't whoop them.
01:22:17.000 All right, let's see a question.
01:22:21.000 ...say on this stage earlier, you know, there is no political inconvenience exception to the United States Constitution.
01:22:29.000 Her argument was, if any other human being in this country had done what's documented in the Mueller report, they would be arrested and put in jail.
01:22:38.000 And she's obviously referencing this president.
01:22:41.000 Do you agree that it is time for impeachment proceedings?
01:22:43.000 Where am I?
01:22:44.000 Let's see.
01:22:45.000 What I agree is that we have the most dangerous president Not if you'd have your way.
01:22:51.000 Can you obstruct justice if you didn't commit a crime?
01:22:52.000 Not if you'd have your way.
01:22:54.000 Somebody who the Mueller report said basically left the question open, which the Congress
01:22:59.000 has got to explore, as whether or not he obstructed justice, a very serious crime.
01:23:05.000 So what's your answer?
01:23:06.000 So what's my view is twofold.
01:23:07.000 Can you obstruct justice if you didn't commit a crime?
01:23:10.000 If someone is investigating you for a crime and you scream that you didn't commit the
01:23:13.000 crime, is that obstruction?
01:23:15.000 No, you have to actually take action.
01:23:18.000 I mean, the elements of the crime of obstruction of justice actually lay out the things you have to do.
01:23:22.000 You have to actually take action.
01:23:24.000 To be someone who says, I didn't do it, that would mean every single person who's ever hired a lawyer or pleaded not guilty was obstructing justice.
01:23:32.000 Yeah, I mean, that's not how it works.
01:23:33.000 Like, you've got to meet the elements, and when you don't meet the elements, you get the Mueller Report.
01:23:37.000 Well, he did send out some angry tweets.
01:23:39.000 So let's just say someone like, let's say a police officer with a search warrant came into my house, and I flipped him the bird and called their mother a whore.
01:23:46.000 Would even that, that's obviously more extreme than anything Donald Trump would do, but would that even be considered obstruction?
01:23:51.000 No.
01:23:51.000 Okay, alright.
01:23:52.000 So I'm pretty clear now on what obstruction is.
01:23:54.000 Alright.
01:23:55.000 I just wanted to make sure.
01:23:56.000 Now whether you get taste for it, I don't know, it's a different question.
01:23:59.000 We're not talking about combating climate change.
01:24:03.000 We're not talking about sexism and racism and homophobia and all of the... That's what goes on with your voting base in Folsom Prison.
01:24:12.000 I like how he's seeding it for, like, if he wins, he's gonna be like, but remember when I said that these things are not impeachment.
01:24:19.000 Like, just remember guys... You need to take three drinks right now because he just said sexism, racism, homophobia.
01:24:24.000 Everyone, see it?
01:24:24.000 This is the drinking game for people who don't know.
01:24:26.000 Hashtag CrowderCNN livestream.
01:24:29.000 This is the problem with the drinking game where, like, all 20 of them give me one sentence at the end of the debate.
01:24:33.000 Yeah, it could be.
01:24:33.000 So you have no answer twice.
01:24:34.000 Either way, he's asking good questions.
01:24:36.000 now.
01:24:37.000 You know, that is, that's my view.
01:24:38.000 All right, so you don't know where you are on impeachment yet, but what if you reverse
01:24:41.000 your argument?
01:24:42.000 So you have no good one.
01:24:44.000 Mueller said he couldn't come to a conclusion.
01:24:46.000 He can't exonerate, but he can't prosecute.
01:24:48.000 And then you had the AG and the deputy.
01:24:49.000 He only has good questions.
01:24:50.000 No obstruction.
01:24:51.000 You got your answer twice.
01:24:52.000 Why do you fart taste like bacon?
01:24:54.000 Oh, that's what?
01:24:56.000 The issue of obstruction, no.
01:24:58.000 What Mueller said is that was an open question.
01:25:00.000 And that is something that the House of Representatives in the Senate should take a very... And the AG and the Deputy AG said no obstruction.
01:25:08.000 Well, but I would rather have an objective investigation done by the House.
01:25:13.000 Alright, next question.
01:25:14.000 Samantha Frankel... What?
01:25:15.000 You say rather have an objective investigation?
01:25:19.000 Hey look, someone good looking asking a question.
01:25:21.000 That's an event.
01:25:22.000 Should we drink to that?
01:25:23.000 No.
01:25:24.000 That'd be nice.
01:25:24.000 Look at him smiling.
01:25:25.000 That'd be nice. What's your question? Hi Senator Sanders, my father's family left Soviet Russia in 1979. She's
01:25:34.000 Russian. Fleeing from some of the very same socialist policies that you seem eager to implement in this country.
01:25:41.000 Look at him smiling. Democratic Socialism. With the failures of socialism in nearly every country that has
01:25:47.000 tried it. Zing! Whoa! I told, look, come on, I said, the first attractive person and she's a conservative!
01:25:54.000 I should have seen that coming!
01:25:58.000 Is it your assumption that I support or believe in authoritarian communism that existed in the Soviet Union?
01:26:05.000 I don't.
01:26:06.000 It never happened.
01:26:06.000 I opposed it.
01:26:08.000 I believe in a vigorous democracy.
01:26:09.000 But you have asked me the question about democratic socialism.
01:26:14.000 Fair question.
01:26:15.000 And let me answer it.
01:26:17.000 Why?
01:26:17.000 Why?
01:26:17.000 If we doubled everyone's wealth right now, that disparity would be worse.
01:26:20.000 Is that bad?
01:26:21.000 In the United States, there is something fundamentally wrong when we have three families owning more
01:26:28.000 wealth than the bottom half of American society.
01:26:31.000 If we doubled everyone's wealth right now, that disparity would be worse.
01:26:34.000 Is that bad?
01:26:35.000 Equality isn't the problem, it's poverty.
01:26:39.000 Something very wrong.
01:26:41.000 Alright, that's like five drinks.
01:26:42.000 All new income today is going to the top 1%.
01:26:46.000 No, it's not.
01:26:46.000 All right.
01:26:47.000 That's like five drinks.
01:26:48.000 And something is equally wrong when we have a corrupt political system made even worse
01:26:54.000 by this disastrous Citizens United Supreme Court decision.
01:26:57.000 Next time we do a live stream.
01:26:57.000 No, hold on a second.
01:26:58.000 Hold on a second.
01:26:59.000 Hold on a second.
01:27:00.000 There's so much bullshit in this answer.
01:27:01.000 First off, where he's talking about the top, the new income made 49% goes to the top 1%.
01:27:05.000 Okay, let's talk about income inequality while we're talking about this, even though my problem is with poverty, not inequality.
01:27:10.000 And you won't hear Bernie Sanders talk about poverty because no system has pulled more people out of poverty than the free enterprise system, capitalist system, certainly not even socialist utopias, including non-socialist utopias like Denmark or Sweden, who, by the way, those citizens American Swedes, American Danes, American Danes have it better than Danes in Denmark.
01:27:25.000 70-something percent of Americans will be in the top 20% in their lifetime.
01:27:29.000 Over 50% will be in the top 10% of earners in their lifetime.
01:27:32.000 Because class is mobile.
01:27:34.000 Class is transient here in the United States.
01:27:36.000 That's what people need to understand here.
01:27:38.000 When he talks about a corrupt political system, what could possibly be more corrupt than a system that allows people in positions of government to become multi-millionaires while everyone else has to play by different rules?
01:27:48.000 He was saying something else that I wanted to address.
01:27:49.000 What else did he say there that was really pissing me off?
01:27:51.000 Everything.
01:27:51.000 We got lice.
01:27:52.000 He was talking about something else that I forgot about.
01:27:54.000 40% of whites are going to the top 1%?
01:27:55.000 basically it was very profound speech toward the end of World War II.
01:27:58.000 He said, you know, we got a great constitution.
01:28:00.000 We got lice.
01:28:01.000 Bill of Rights protects your freedom of religion, freedom of the family.
01:28:04.000 He was talking about something else that I forgot about.
01:28:06.000 But you know what it doesn't protect?
01:28:08.000 It doesn't protect and guarantee you economic rights.
01:28:11.000 40% of money going to the top 1%?
01:28:13.000 So Samantha, let me be very honest with you.
01:28:15.000 I believe that in a democratic, civilized society, healthcare is a human right.
01:28:24.000 Government can make that.
01:28:25.000 I believe that.
01:28:26.000 Thank you.
01:28:27.000 I'm going to go get a drink.
01:28:28.000 I'm going to get a drink.
01:28:29.000 I'm going to get a drink.
01:28:30.000 I'm not hiring bleachers.
01:28:35.000 This just shows you that Bernie Sanders has no idea as to what a fundamental human right is.
01:28:40.000 A human right, okay by the way, is something constitutionally, which he has no concept of, it's pretty clear, is not granted to you by government.
01:28:47.000 Otherwise, any commodity, goods or service, could be a right.
01:28:50.000 Just like in Germany, they declared the internet to be a human right.
01:28:53.000 No, human rights are inalienable rights that are given to you by God, and they are simply recognized by government.
01:28:58.000 Things like freedom of speech, freedom of assembly, freedom of religion, the freedom to self-protection, the second amendment.
01:29:04.000 Healthcare is not a human right.
01:29:06.000 College is not a human right.
01:29:07.000 And by the way, you know how else you know that he doesn't understand the concept of human rights?
01:29:11.000 The only way you forfeit basic human rights, which are given to you by God as a birthright, is when you irreparably harm someone else, like in the incident of a violent crime or some kind of a serious sex offense.
01:29:24.000 And by the way, he doesn't think those people should forfeit those rights to vote and elect him your next president while they are currently serving in a maximum security prison.
01:29:33.000 So rights, health care, college, free income, free you name it, and you don't lose those
01:29:39.000 rights even if you rape and assault your next door 14 year old neighbor.
01:29:44.000 IT'S WHAT THE FOUNDING...
01:29:47.000 What do you feel differently about now? I was reviewing what CNN's K file had come up taking a look. It's so odd. I
01:29:59.000 feel like when they take you to a break, Bernie goes into the powder room and goes into a half coma and Cuomo just
01:30:05.000 like masturbates looking at himself in a mirror.
01:30:08.000 here in the seventies.
01:30:09.000 No, but hold on.
01:30:10.000 What did you say?
01:30:11.000 in the 70s.
01:30:12.000 Hold on, hold on.
01:30:13.000 Gaga, Google.
01:30:14.000 That's right.
01:30:15.000 That's exactly what it sounds like.
01:30:16.000 What I'm saying is that you've changed.
01:30:17.000 Well, wait a minute.
01:30:18.000 You know, first thought, you know, he hears me criticizing media all the time and he gets
01:30:22.000 nervous about it, right?
01:30:24.000 One of many things that makes me nervous.
01:30:25.000 All right.
01:30:26.000 Also, the sexual assault that took place in your campaign headquarters, I'm not going
01:30:30.000 to lie.
01:30:31.000 Is it going to nationalize any of the industry in the city of Burlington, Vermont?
01:30:34.000 I don't think so.
01:30:35.000 Congressman for 16 years.
01:30:37.000 I said what I said, and that is I want to live in a nation in which all people in the
01:30:45.000 wealthiest nation in the history of the world can have a decent standard of living.
01:30:50.000 I'm not talking about everybody owning a big fancy house or a Cadillac or anything like that.
01:30:52.000 Can we just focus on the fact that he likes to trumpet that we're the wealthiest?
01:30:55.000 He doesn't seem to say that that's a bad thing, but he wants to ignore how we got to be the wealthiest.
01:31:00.000 I know!
01:31:01.000 It's just like, well, we are the wealthiest, and so let's make sure we quickly become not.
01:31:06.000 Right.
01:31:08.000 You talk about a standard of living.
01:31:09.000 Who has a higher standard of living than the United States?
01:31:11.000 And by the way, not these subjective polls that they use.
01:31:15.000 That's why you have health care ranks higher in Cuba than the United States.
01:31:19.000 And Michael Moore, by the way, you think that's absurd.
01:31:20.000 Michael Moore cited it in Sicko.
01:31:22.000 They trumpeted this as a look.
01:31:23.000 Even Cuba has better health care than the United States because they're going by polls.
01:31:27.000 They're not going by objective parameters like mortality.
01:31:29.000 And I'm not saying infant mortality rates, but overall mortality rates.
01:31:33.000 Looking at life-threatening diseases or looking at needing cutting-edge new experimental healthcare technology, your best chance of surviving a serious disease is living in the United States.
01:31:47.000 Period.
01:31:47.000 Whether you're black, white, rich, or poor, you have a better chance making it here with some kind of a life-threatening disease, ailment, or incident than anywhere else.
01:31:57.000 And the highest income.
01:31:59.000 And the biggest GDP.
01:32:01.000 And the lowest unemployment rate.
01:32:02.000 What is this guy grinning from ear to ear for?
01:32:04.000 Is he the inspiration for Will Ferrell and Elf?
01:32:07.000 No, that's Michael Cera's little cousin.
01:32:08.000 Senator Sanders, you've been an outspoken critic of the Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu,
01:32:13.000 yet Israel is also one of America's most important allies in the world.
01:32:17.000 Given that Prime Minister Netanyahu just won another term in office, how do you plan to
01:32:20.000 maintain the strong U.S.-Israel relationship despite those critiques?
01:32:24.000 Look, what I have said all over again, I repeat to you, I don't know.
01:32:29.000 I don't know.
01:32:30.000 I happen to be a young man.
01:32:31.000 I spent the night.
01:32:32.000 Give it a wedgie.
01:32:33.000 You guys already had the swirly.
01:32:35.000 Clearly.
01:32:35.000 I have family in Israel.
01:32:39.000 I am not anti-Israel.
01:32:41.000 But the fact of the matter is that Netanyahu is a right-wing politician.
01:32:46.000 Right-wing.
01:32:46.000 I drank right-wing.
01:32:47.000 No, he said white-wing!
01:32:48.000 of the right wing will extremely unfail me.
01:32:51.000 By the way, you know who might be viewed as more right wing than Netanyahu?
01:33:01.000 Hamas.
01:33:03.000 Using their standards, you know, because they assume anyone who's racist or wants to commit genocide is right-wing, which of course is actually not a part of the conservative platform, but using their standard.
01:33:12.000 He's trying to talk about right-wing Netanyahu.
01:33:14.000 If you're going to talk about people who are racist, people who simply want to slaughter people because of their creed or ethnicity, lineage, I put Hamas up there.
01:33:23.000 Yes.
01:33:24.000 Right at the top.
01:33:25.000 It's right at the top.
01:33:26.000 Yes.
01:33:27.000 And unlike Donald Trump and Netanyahu, Hamas has a track record of actually doing these things.
01:33:32.000 Imagine if Donald Trump put the slaughter of the entire Sanders bloodline in his charter.
01:33:38.000 Put it up on his website for 2020.
01:33:39.000 Just add it.
01:33:40.000 That's Hamas.
01:33:42.000 Right.
01:33:42.000 and to exist in peace and security and not be subjected to terrorist attacks.
01:33:48.000 But the United States needs to deal not just with Israel but with the Palestinian people as well.
01:33:54.000 The Palestinian people who elected Hamas?
01:33:57.000 Is that who we're talking about?
01:33:58.000 Yes.
01:33:59.000 Oh, okay.
01:33:59.000 Just want to make sure.
01:34:00.000 Yeah, I'm not a big fan of them.
01:34:01.000 Thank you, Chris.
01:34:03.000 Hi, Senator.
01:34:06.000 With mass shootings becoming more rampant in this country, what is your stance on putting armed guards or heightened police presence inside of schools?
01:34:15.000 I'm against it, but let me also... Unless they are convicted felons.
01:34:21.000 Then we let them decide.
01:34:21.000 Then we should furlough them to the nearest grade school!
01:34:23.000 We need a lot of young people to get involved in criminal justice and to help us transform a criminal justice system that is not working right now.
01:34:30.000 broken right now. And one component, Nicholas, and I'm really delighted to hear that you're
01:34:34.000 going.
01:34:35.000 We're delighted to hear that you re-upholstered the couch to make that jacket.
01:34:40.000 To get involved in criminal justice.
01:34:43.000 He didn't say he wanted to go into criminal justice. He said he wanted to be a cop.
01:34:46.000 And help us transform a criminal justice system that is not working right now. Let me just
01:34:49.000 give you a few examples. As Americans, none of us, I think, are proud that we have more
01:34:55.000 people in jail than any other major country on Earth.
01:35:00.000 We have more people in jail than China does.
01:35:02.000 Disproportionately.
01:35:03.000 In China, they kill them.
01:35:07.000 I mean...
01:35:10.000 I guess that's a good example.
01:35:13.000 Why do you jail them and feed them?
01:35:14.000 It's so expensive.
01:35:16.000 Yeah.
01:35:17.000 Kaboom!
01:35:17.000 They had the same family to build.
01:35:20.000 Too much work.
01:35:22.000 Wow, Bernie.
01:35:24.000 By the way, he's also using, when we're talking about this, China's not necessarily straightforward about their books.
01:35:30.000 Yeah, I'm pretty confident that those numbers are a little cut.
01:35:33.000 It's like Ahmadinejad saying there's never been a gay in Iran.
01:35:37.000 It's like never one.
01:35:39.000 Not one!
01:35:40.000 There's never been a not a single one!
01:35:42.000 not a one.
01:35:49.000 Many lives have been destroyed because of criminal records associated with possession of
01:35:56.000 marijuana.
01:35:56.000 And I'm delighted to see, not only that state after state are legalizing marijuana, criminalizing marijuana, but also seeing some communities... Wait, what?
01:36:06.000 It's not true, this idea that people...
01:36:10.000 Okay, in Texas, which is not legalized marijuana, you've seen those billboards for the pot lawyer with a big old pot leaf?
01:36:17.000 It reduces serious possessions down to misdemeanors that are less than a traffic ticket.
01:36:25.000 At one point, sure, maybe.
01:36:27.000 But even then, if you go back looking at Woodstock, they were smoking out in the open in the public.
01:36:31.000 This idea that people's lives have been destroyed because they had a joint.
01:36:34.000 It's just not true.
01:36:35.000 Now if you've been running a criminal... and I don't think that anyone should go to prison for pot.
01:36:40.000 I don't.
01:36:40.000 And I don't think their life should be destroyed for pot.
01:36:43.000 Black.
01:36:43.000 White.
01:36:44.000 Period.
01:36:44.000 Rich.
01:36:44.000 Poor.
01:36:45.000 I get it.
01:36:46.000 Understood.
01:36:47.000 But it's dishonest to act as though that is why our prisons are overpopulated in this country.
01:36:52.000 We are not locking people up for single instance pot infractions.
01:36:58.000 That's not what happens.
01:37:02.000 As is too often the case, the first response.
01:37:04.000 I mean, we are if it's 20,000 people.
01:37:06.000 Yeah, that's true.
01:37:07.000 I mean, just to keep the record.
01:37:10.000 Yet another reason to build the wall.
01:37:14.000 Did he answer his question about armed guards in schools?
01:37:16.000 Bet you she's not a conservative.
01:37:17.000 That is so polarized. What will you do as president to reach across the aisle to compromise with the GOP?
01:37:22.000 Well, uh, I have destroyed them throughout my political career
01:37:27.000 In fact, it may surprise some people that there were some years when I was in the U.S.
01:37:32.000 House of Representatives that I passed more amendments in a given year than any other congressman precisely because I reached across the aisle and found common ground with Republicans who agreed with me on a particular issue.
01:37:46.000 I mentioned a moment ago that I was very proud.
01:37:51.000 I don't care.
01:37:51.000 I'm so tired of this whole idea of reaching across the aisle.
01:37:54.000 He said he reached across the aisle and then helped people, like the ones that agreed with him.
01:37:58.000 That's not reaching across the aisle.
01:38:00.000 I don't care. I'm so tired of this whole idea of reaching across the aisle.
01:38:04.000 But I'm gonna reach across the aisle to grab his decrepit old liver-spotted hand?
01:38:09.000 No, no, it's already in your pants. Don't worry.
01:38:11.000 But also the thing is...
01:38:13.000 I reached across the aisle right into your pants.
01:38:15.000 I don't know the exact numbers, but Republicans and Democrats work together all the time.
01:38:20.000 All the time.
01:38:21.000 I'm on a bunch of press release mailing lists, and my inbox all the time is, like, Republican Senator working with these Democrats on probably about 80% of the bills.
01:38:31.000 It's just, you know, there are a couple issues we have some disagreements on.
01:38:35.000 Yeah.
01:38:36.000 Hold on a second.
01:38:38.000 By the way, CNN sucks.
01:38:40.000 $20 off if you join Mug Club.
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01:38:43.000 CrowderCNNLivestream is the hashtag for Twitter.
01:38:46.000 Let us know if you want us to continue with Kamala Harris and Pete ButtGig.
01:38:50.000 I don't want to be here.
01:38:52.000 But if you guys need us here, we'll consider it.
01:38:55.000 Let us know.
01:38:55.000 And of course, send us your screenshot of you joining up at Mug Club.
01:38:58.000 I'm wondering why I keep answering my phone, because so far this year you've made me watch the Oscars, and Amy Schumer's special, and now CNN for two hours.
01:39:04.000 You have to be here.
01:39:05.000 Try doing it for 16.
01:39:05.000 I have to be here every time.
01:39:07.000 Do that.
01:39:07.000 Get on the Mug Club, let's do it.
01:39:09.000 We'll stick around for Kamala.
01:39:11.000 Stick around for Kamala.
01:39:14.000 He's vilifying pharmaceutical companies again.
01:39:17.000 And yet one in five Americans can't afford the medicine they need.
01:39:20.000 They are incredibly greedy.
01:39:21.000 The only reason he's still alive at 7,000 years old is for pharmaceutical companies to bite the hand that feeds you!
01:39:28.000 Come on!
01:39:29.000 We have some very specific ideas to do that.
01:39:31.000 To cut prescription drug costs in this country in half so that the American people are not paying any more than people around the world are paying.
01:39:40.000 All right, let's hold it right there.
01:39:42.000 That cannot be done, by the way.
01:39:43.000 That cannot be done.
01:39:44.000 It cannot be done because other countries rely on us to innovate, create the drugs, bring them to market so that they can subsidize them through the government and their citizens pay less.
01:39:55.000 That's what happened in Canada where I was raised.
01:39:57.000 That's what happens across the sea.
01:39:59.000 It cannot be done.
01:40:00.000 We cannot reduce the costs of pharmaceuticals in the United States to that of other countries because we are the ones who bear the costs and bring it to market.
01:40:09.000 It can't be done, and if it were even attempted to be implemented, you would watch these pharmaceutical companies.
01:40:15.000 By the way, we love to vilify until we have some kind of a serious disease.
01:40:17.000 Think about the last time you were seriously sick.
01:40:19.000 You didn't want the Costanga Root.
01:40:21.000 You said, give me the industrial heavy-duty shit, right?
01:40:23.000 We love to vilify them until we actually need them.
01:40:26.000 Those pharmaceutical companies will leave so fast if they believe that it's not going to be worth their while to invest in a new innovative drug.
01:40:35.000 You know what is a good example of that?
01:40:37.000 A new drug.
01:40:39.000 Ketamine.
01:40:40.000 It's a club drug, right?
01:40:41.000 It's the first antidepressant to have been brought to market in a long time.
01:40:45.000 You have to go to a clinic and they do it as a nasal spray.
01:40:48.000 It's a very low dose right now.
01:40:49.000 They say it's for people who are treatment resistant in depression.
01:40:53.000 This is one of the most promising drugs that's come along.
01:40:55.000 I think, if I'm not mistaken, I don't know, you can maybe research this.
01:40:59.000 Matty, I don't have the numbers in front of me, but I was reading an article on this.
01:41:02.000 I want to say in 30 years, there really haven't been any revolutionary sort of new products in the antidepressant market.
01:41:07.000 And I know before people get into the whole antidepressant pharmaceutical, let's just assume for a second that depression is a thing for people.
01:41:13.000 This is a new drug right now that, of course, it would be incredibly difficult to bring a lot of these drugs to market when it comes to other countries.
01:41:21.000 I mean, there's no question that This policy could last for, let's call it, the next drug cycle.
01:41:27.000 That's it.
01:41:27.000 Because once you decide that you're going to kill the golden goose, which is what this is, you're going to chop them up and you're going to say, pharmaceutical profits go down the tubes.
01:41:35.000 You want to research?
01:41:36.000 You want to invest in future research?
01:41:37.000 Nah, don't worry about it.
01:41:39.000 The generics will pay for it.
01:41:40.000 But the generic companies aren't the ones that are doing the research.
01:41:43.000 And so ultimately, you're going to get five years, maybe you even get ten years down the road of having really, really, really cheap drugs.
01:41:50.000 But you're only going to have cheap drugs of the ones that exist now.
01:41:53.000 You'll never have the innovation.
01:41:55.000 So if you go back ten years and you say, okay, what if we implemented this policy ten years ago?
01:41:59.000 Let's say we did it in 2009 or 1999.
01:42:03.000 What you would have said then is there would have been a finite life at which the ability to innovate again would have ended because you would have no one else to fund it.
01:42:11.000 Because no one else has the collective power to do this other than corporations.
01:42:15.000 Are corporations sometimes guilty of doing things wrong?
01:42:17.000 Absolutely.
01:42:18.000 We've seen it up and down.
01:42:19.000 But having some regulation doesn't mean you have to destroy it and that's what Bernie is saying.
01:42:24.000 That somehow we can kill the goose and continue to lay the golden eggs.
01:42:28.000 And it simply won't happen.
01:42:29.000 And it's amazing to me, too, that we absolve the FDA of any responsibility.
01:42:32.000 You have drugs out there right now.
01:42:33.000 You have treatments that could treat, I mean, myriad illnesses.
01:42:36.000 I don't know exactly what is on that shelf.
01:42:38.000 But drugs that people with life-threatening illnesses right now would gladly take, even though it causes slight stomach discomfort.
01:42:44.000 You know, these things sit on the FDA shelf forever.
01:42:46.000 Forever.
01:42:47.000 There is so much red tape.
01:42:49.000 And this is something that's, again, this is the difference, the fundamental difference in a worldview.
01:42:53.000 Yes.
01:42:54.000 Can corporations be corrupt?
01:42:56.000 Of course.
01:42:57.000 Can individual business owners have nefarious motives?
01:43:00.000 Absolutely.
01:43:01.000 That being said, the damage that they can do is not nearly as significant as that in a centralized government.
01:43:08.000 Guess what it takes for the FDA to cause irreparable damage and millions of deaths?
01:43:13.000 It just takes one corrupt person there.
01:43:16.000 On the right spot, on the right board, or in the right position.
01:43:19.000 Guess what it takes to starve thousands or millions of citizens?
01:43:23.000 It just takes one bad leader under a socialist or communist regime.
01:43:27.000 You know, this idea, I've talked about this before.
01:43:31.000 A mouth guard.
01:43:32.000 Do you know how a mouth guard works?
01:43:34.000 So what it does is it disperses shock among the teeth.
01:43:36.000 A lot of people think it's like padding, it's like punching a pillow.
01:43:39.000 What happens is if you hit someone on a mouth guard, it's almost impossible for you to knock out teeth because that rubber disperses the shock across all of your teeth.
01:43:45.000 So it mitigates the damage from all that vibrational force, all that kinetic energy from going to one tooth.
01:43:51.000 That's what free enterprise is.
01:43:52.000 That's what capitalism is.
01:43:53.000 It's this idea that human beings are inherently flawed and so we put a mouth guard on it so that if somebody makes a mistake, it isn't happening at the hands of one giant centralized power that can screw everybody.
01:44:05.000 Amazon, right now, if we found out was a part of one of the biggest scandals, couldn't be as damaging to the American public as the federal government if it were the scope that Bernie Sanders wanted.
01:44:16.000 Okay, let's hear what this guy has to say.
01:44:20.000 I don't think so.
01:44:22.000 I think what our campaign is about is justice.
01:44:27.000 It's a fight for justice.
01:44:28.000 Economic justice, social justice, racial justice, environmental justice.
01:44:33.000 Hey Johnny boy, I'm gonna need you to come in and pour another beer.
01:44:35.000 beer.
01:44:36.000 Make it a double.
01:44:37.000 Yeah, I'm out.
01:44:38.000 ... like Amazon and Netflix and General Motors, but nothing in federal taxes.
01:44:42.000 Next slide, we need Maximus.
01:44:45.000 The Modit.
01:44:45.000 just like massive tax breaks to families like the Co-op, which is one of the wealthiest
01:44:50.000 families in America.
01:44:52.000 So I think what we need is a fair and progressive tax system in order to raise the revenue that
01:44:58.000 we need to help working families in this country and deal with the very serious problem of
01:45:05.000 income and wealth inequality.
01:45:10.000 Bring it in!
01:45:12.000 Don't try to avoid the camera there, Johnny Boy.
01:45:13.000 You've already been seen on camera.
01:45:15.000 Alright, thank you.
01:45:15.000 Drinking rules.
01:45:16.000 Get out of here.
01:45:16.000 Oh, shit.
01:45:17.000 Alright, just leave it there.
01:45:18.000 I'll pour the rest of it.
01:45:20.000 Tim gave me a head.
01:45:20.000 That's enough.
01:45:20.000 Do you need something else?
01:45:21.000 Hold on a second.
01:45:22.000 Alright, just leave it there for the rest of it.
01:45:24.000 AHHHH! Tim gave me a head.
01:45:26.000 That's enough.
01:45:28.000 This is a higher class- Do you need something else? Hold on a second. Bill, just
01:45:32.000 give him the bottle.
01:45:33.000 ...so, you know, I do believe that...
01:45:36.000 ...very well-to-do people...
01:45:38.000 Did you realize people can see you, so when you run around like a little girl, just walk with purpose.
01:45:45.000 No, that makes him invisible.
01:45:46.000 He's prancing like the bananas in pajamas, trying to not wake up the roommate.
01:45:50.000 I love how Bill's getting full bottle service right now.
01:45:53.000 profitable corporations.
01:45:54.000 Driving up the deficit was an absolute outrage.
01:45:57.000 If elected president, I will rescind those tax breaks.
01:46:01.000 Yeah.
01:46:03.000 Rescind those tax breaks that every American has benefited from.
01:46:05.000 There you go.
01:46:06.000 Get yourself a little sip.
01:46:07.000 tonight arguably goes a little further. She has a piece in her plan that is about debt
01:46:12.000 forgiveness. If your family makes a hundred grand or less, you can forgive up to $50,000
01:46:18.000 in student loans, sliding scale. Do you support her plan?
01:46:24.000 I really haven't studied it.
01:46:25.000 But I think Elizabeth and I end up agreeing on a whole lot of issues.
01:46:29.000 Because I didn't have water in the green room.
01:46:31.000 Because we don't punish people for the crime of getting a higher education.
01:46:37.000 What?
01:46:39.000 I like how he describes higher education as a crime, but that he doesn't want to punish people.
01:46:44.000 It's not any kind of nuance other than that.
01:46:48.000 But you do want to punish people for being fiscally responsible who paid their way through college.
01:46:53.000 You want to punish them if they're making over $100,000 a year because, let's say Bill, they went to law school or medical school because you should pay for somebody who has a feminist studies degree.
01:47:02.000 Your bet sounds accurate.
01:47:05.000 Your exact point was what I was about to say.
01:47:07.000 I often think about how I should have studied feminists instead.
01:47:10.000 Yeah.
01:47:12.000 Big market for that in the Asian community.
01:47:13.000 Huge.
01:47:14.000 Huge.
01:47:15.000 Ah, drown him in a bathtub, the hell's the difference?
01:47:16.000 Tiger moms are like, feminists.
01:47:18.000 I eat feminists for breakfast.
01:47:20.000 That's how my mom talks.
01:47:23.000 She talks like an old 1960s detective?
01:47:26.000 Yes.
01:47:26.000 Your mom's Kojak?
01:47:27.000 Yes, she does.
01:47:28.000 I'm gonna jam pianos in your neck.
01:47:31.000 Who loves you, baby?
01:47:36.000 Do me a favor there, young Billy.
01:47:39.000 Dress your pants.
01:47:41.000 She does call me Billy.
01:47:42.000 Perfume you bitches.
01:47:44.000 Dress Kojak on this.
01:47:45.000 in a very, very significant way.
01:47:48.000 And then people say, well, how are you going to pay for that?
01:47:50.000 Well, get back, gets back to the question that the young man asked a moment ago.
01:47:55.000 Yeah.
01:47:56.000 Higher taxes?
01:47:56.000 When Wall Street was bailed out by Congress to the tune of at least $1 trillion,
01:48:02.000 don't tell me we don't have enough money in this country to substantially reduce student debt.
01:48:11.000 We don't have enough money.
01:48:12.000 That wasn't good.
01:48:13.000 That wasn't a good thing to happen.
01:48:14.000 That wasn't a good thing.
01:48:14.000 By the way, you know how the Tea Party started?
01:48:17.000 It was Rick Santelli who ranted on the trading room floor about the bailout.
01:48:22.000 It was conservatives who complained about it, long before Occupy Wall Street.
01:48:25.000 Remember?
01:48:25.000 We were there for it.
01:48:26.000 Andrew Breitbart, who they accused of being a racist, he came to prominence with the Tea Party, and back then so was Michelle Malkin, because they were complaining about the Wall Street bailout.
01:48:36.000 Conservatives have never been pro-Wall Street bailout.
01:48:39.000 As much as I hate the phrase red pilling, that was basically what the bailout was.
01:48:45.000 A lot of people who are normally conservatives became conservatives because, wait a second, this is crap.
01:48:49.000 Hold on a second, what just happened with her?
01:48:51.000 Climate change.
01:48:52.000 Climate change, drink.
01:48:53.000 I've got to tell you that a number of years ago I introduced the most sweeping legislation to combat climate change in the history of this country.
01:49:02.000 Yeah, but it doesn't ban cow farts.
01:49:03.000 Here's where we are, you know this.
01:49:07.000 In other words, I don't.
01:49:08.000 In other words, I don't.
01:49:09.000 Some months ago, made it clear that if we do not significantly transform our energy
01:49:16.000 system away from fossil fuel to energy efficiency and sustainable energies, this planet and
01:49:23.000 our country will suffer irreparable damage.
01:49:27.000 Go back and watch Inconvenient Truth.
01:49:29.000 Look at their timelines then.
01:49:31.000 Go back and read the climate predictions.
01:49:33.000 We have it actually at lottowithbrenner.com.
01:49:35.000 I think you can go read the top five climate predictions that didn't come true.
01:49:38.000 By the way, not only An Inconvenient Truth, afterwards there was the Leonardo DiCaprio film with the polar bears, which was another prediction.
01:49:45.000 Horrible.
01:49:46.000 Look at their predictions with the Great Lakes, which we've talked about.
01:49:48.000 The Golden Compass?
01:49:52.000 By the way, you did away with all nuclear power in your home state of Vermont, and your carbon emissions went up, just like Germany moving to renewables, in comparison to France, who I think it's, what, 70-something percent is nuclear energy?
01:50:13.000 Here's one thing no one wants to talk about nuclear energy.
01:50:16.000 It has less waste than solar or wind.
01:50:19.000 It requires less acreage.
01:50:21.000 It has far less carbon emissions.
01:50:23.000 And it is far more... If you look at the... Do you have any idea the mining materials that are needed for solar panels?
01:50:30.000 No.
01:50:31.000 And by the way, it's not profitable to recycle.
01:50:34.000 Even the biggest proponents of solar panels understand that it's actually cheaper to get new materials.
01:50:37.000 Just like right now we have a problem with recycling because China isn't buying the crap that we're trying to sell them anymore to recycle.
01:50:43.000 To recycle glass, for example, glass bottles, do you realize for that to be cost effective?
01:50:49.000 Recycling glass has to be cheaper than sand.
01:50:53.000 Okay, so now let's talk about solar panels.
01:50:55.000 What is it?
01:50:56.000 They have nickel.
01:50:57.000 There are all kinds of rare precious metals, not to mention the kinds of batteries, which, by the way, Bill Gates invested over $1 billion in solar and wind and said, we don't have anything close to resembling the kind of battery capacities or capabilities that we need right now to be able to store long-term solar or wind energy.
01:51:12.000 You know what does work?
01:51:13.000 Nuclear energy.
01:51:14.000 And the carbon emissions are far, far lower.
01:51:17.000 France, nuclear energy, carbon emissions went down.
01:51:20.000 Germany went to solar wind, their prices doubled, and their carbon emissions went up.
01:51:25.000 There's a tale of two countries.
01:51:27.000 And right now, unfortunately, because of political pressure, they might be doing away with nuclear energy.
01:51:30.000 There is less waste, less waste, it's cleaner, it's safer.
01:51:34.000 Do you know how many deaths there have been from nuclear?
01:51:37.000 Think about this.
01:51:39.000 No, okay, think about Fukushima.
01:51:41.000 There were over 200 deaths.
01:51:42.000 It was from the evacuation, from people panicking.
01:51:44.000 Did you realize there were over 10,000 deaths?
01:51:47.000 I think it was the dam that broke in China.
01:51:50.000 Well, there was the one in China, but there was also the one in Brazil.
01:51:52.000 That's right, but in China there were over 10,000 deaths.
01:51:54.000 Thousands and thousands.
01:51:57.000 Throughout the history of mankind, the deaths from all nuclear energy combined do not amount to that of other energy sources annually.
01:52:04.000 It's not even close.
01:52:05.000 And you have to have backups for solar and wind.
01:52:07.000 This is what they don't want to tell you.
01:52:08.000 You have to have backups for solar and wind, which actually completely eradicate species, completely require clear-cutting of entire forests to work, and they're inefficient.
01:52:18.000 But people... I'm sorry, you were going to say something.
01:52:20.000 I was just gonna make fun of Bernie some more.
01:52:23.000 No, but actually to build on to that point, I'm gonna again turn to Bernie's platform from his own website.
01:52:30.000 I just want anyone who's out there listening who works in coal, natural gas, or crude oil, and who may have a co-worker or a family member who says, no no Bernie's not out here to destroy my livelihood, to remember the last bullet point under his environmental plank.
01:52:46.000 End exports of coal, natural gas, and crude oil.
01:52:51.000 End the ability of the United States to make money off of its own minerals, off of its own industries.
01:52:58.000 and destroy those industries.
01:52:59.000 That's exactly what he wants to do.
01:53:01.000 With, by the way, no adequate replacement.
01:53:03.000 None.
01:53:04.000 No, we're not going to do nuclear.
01:53:05.000 We're not going to do nuclear.
01:53:06.000 We're going to do solar and wind, which has never worked.
01:53:08.000 You always have to have a backup.
01:53:10.000 Yes.
01:53:10.000 You always have to have a backup.
01:53:11.000 And by the way, you know where they've used more coal and natural gas in recent years?
01:53:15.000 Germany, because they needed more backups to their stupid solar and wind.
01:53:18.000 Their costs had already gone up.
01:53:20.000 Their carbon emissions are going up because they need a backup to it.
01:53:24.000 People have this ill-conceived notion Because I, by the way, I'm building, I'm putting solar panels into our small lake cottage because I like the idea of being self-sustaining.
01:53:34.000 But people have this idea that it's like a home solar panel kit that you can store into a lithium battery.
01:53:39.000 You cannot do it on a grand scale.
01:53:41.000 It doesn't exist yet.
01:53:42.000 Not yet.
01:53:43.000 The truth is, if you look at battery technology, yes, it accelerated very rapidly, and it's plateaued for a very long time.
01:53:51.000 Whereas you look at the capabilities of what we have with nuclear reactors, and you look at nuclear fusion, or you look at even the way we can recycle it, To recycle nuclear waste, it's unbelievable.
01:53:59.000 There have been far more advances in that than there have been in battery technology as it relates to storing solar or wind recently.
01:54:06.000 Do you realize that if you use nuclear energy for the rest of your life, you, personally, you could fit the waste from half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond in a Coke can?
01:54:14.000 Amazing.
01:54:15.000 That's not even one days of shits.
01:54:18.000 All American.
01:54:20.000 And by the way, you put it in a metal tube and then you put it in some kind of a concrete structure, no radiation gets out.
01:54:26.000 No radiation gets out.
01:54:27.000 You could store all nuclear waste from the history of American nuclear energy use, all of it, from the history of the United States, in one football field, 50 feet high, in a concrete building.
01:54:41.000 There's far more waste for solar or wind.
01:54:42.000 I'm not saying that we shouldn't look at new energy sources, but they take energy sources off the table because of political expediency.
01:54:50.000 The reason they don't want to talk about nuclear is because this idea of renewables, as they put it, it would be dead.
01:54:56.000 It would be dead if people actually understood the economics of nuclear energy.
01:55:03.000 Alright, Kamala.
01:55:03.000 Are we going to stick around for Kamala?
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01:55:17.000 Tweet me, at S. Crowder, if you want us to continue through Kamala Harris and Pete ButtGig and then I'll be back and I'll think about it.
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01:55:44.000 I don't think Joe Biden knows what he's doing.
01:55:47.000 A physically inappropriate politician.
01:55:49.000 He's at the point where he gropes every person that walks by.
01:55:51.000 Hey, stop!
01:55:53.000 Wreaks havoc on the lives of his voters.
01:55:53.000 F**k!
01:55:56.000 Joe!
01:55:58.000 At first I thought he was cool, but then he started kissing my neck and sniffing.
01:56:03.000 Help!
01:56:05.000 This Joe Biden was clearly out of control, and it was time for someone to do something about it.
01:56:11.000 Quarter person of color Garrett and his co-worker Maddie have been dealing with
01:56:21.000 a politician with no respect for boundaries or personal space.
01:56:25.000 Hey, Corner Black!
01:56:26.000 What seems to be the problem?
01:56:26.000 Hey.
01:56:28.000 Well, it's Joe Biden here.
01:56:29.000 He won't stop sniffing and kissing people.
01:56:31.000 It's a real problem.
01:56:33.000 I've done everything.
01:56:34.000 Okay, see, the first thing you did is right now, you're very tense.
01:56:34.000 I don't know what to do.
01:56:39.000 You're giving off that energy and you actually encouraged that behavior.
01:56:44.000 I encouraged it?
01:56:45.000 That's right.
01:56:46.000 Okay.
01:56:46.000 Oh, what do I do?
01:56:48.000 The first thing we need you to do is get your Joe Biden to a calm, relaxed state.
01:56:53.000 And we're gonna do that with no talk, no touch, no eye contact.
01:56:58.000 Okay?
01:56:58.000 Okay.
01:56:59.000 Alright.
01:56:59.000 That's right.
01:56:59.000 It's okay to drop the leash.
01:57:01.000 It's okay.
01:57:05.000 It's okay.
01:57:06.000 Okay.
01:57:07.000 Now you see what I did is I do a small correction when Joe Biden goes in to kiss my...
01:57:15.000 See?
01:57:16.000 I'm stopping the brain from escalating to a state of sexual assault.
01:57:22.000 That's right.
01:57:24.000 I just feel bad for him.
01:57:25.000 I don't think Joe Biden knows what he's doing.
01:57:27.000 My correction is not to hurt Joe Biden, but just to snap the brain out of it.
01:57:34.000 Okay, now you try.
01:57:35.000 It's okay.
01:57:36.000 It's okay.
01:57:38.000 No?
01:57:39.000 Come assertive!
01:57:40.000 Come assertive!
01:57:41.000 Hey!
01:57:42.000 See this quarter black is giving off a tense energy and escalating.
01:57:46.000 He's asking himself, is Joe Biden gonna kiss my neck?
01:57:50.000 Is he gonna make a hair puppet?
01:57:52.000 And Joe Biden is already escalating his energy to match.
01:57:56.000 And he's rubbing shoulders and kissing the faces.
01:58:00.000 Come assertive!
01:58:02.000 Assertive!
01:58:03.000 That's it!
01:58:03.000 That's right!
01:58:04.000 That's right!
01:58:05.000 You are the alpha of the pack!
01:58:08.000 Hey!
01:58:09.000 Yes, that's it.
01:58:10.000 Okay, correction, correction.
01:58:12.000 Yeah, that's right.
01:58:12.000 Correct.
01:58:14.000 Because he can only has water when you say he can has water.
01:58:18.000 That's right.
01:58:18.000 Boundaries, consistency.
01:58:20.000 Now I can has water.
01:58:21.000 You can, you can have it.
01:58:23.000 Now, this quarter black was doing really good with his Joe Biden.
01:58:34.000 So it's time to introduce a new challenge.
01:58:37.000 Is it okay to kill Maddie?
01:58:38.000 It's okay.
01:58:39.000 Go.
01:58:39.000 It's okay.
01:58:39.000 No!
01:59:07.000 I want to tell you my secret now.
01:59:11.000 Okay.
01:59:13.000 I see not funny people.
01:59:18.000 Like on your Facebook timeline?
01:59:21.000 On your Instagram?
01:59:23.000 Snapchat?
01:59:26.000 You see them in real life?
01:59:28.000 Like on TV?
01:59:31.000 Not funny people.
01:59:33.000 Like Jimmy Kimmel?
01:59:34.000 Samantha Bee?
01:59:37.000 People television.
01:59:39.000 Like the real funny people.
01:59:42.000 They don't make me laugh.
01:59:44.000 They only see their point of view.
01:59:48.000 They don't know they're not funny.
01:59:52.000 How often do you see them?
01:59:56.000 Every night.
01:59:58.000 They're everywhere.
02:00:01.000 You won't tell anyone my secret, right?
02:00:05.000 No.
02:00:07.000 Will you stay and tell me some jokes?
02:00:11.000 I can't.
02:00:13.000 We're about to tape.
02:00:15.000 MORE ANIME NOISES outro
02:00:35.000 alright everybody Time to play Guess How Much Betty Weighs.
02:00:39.000 Guess how much Betty weighs.
02:00:41.000 Too much.
02:00:41.000 He's trying to get away from me.
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02:00:46.000 112.
02:00:48.000 Bill, can you guess how much this tasty morsel All right, go over to Bill.
02:00:55.000 He's going to eat you.
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02:01:43.000 You know, for such a bargain, we provide our viewers with such a good product.
02:01:48.000 Why do they hate us so much that they vote for us to continue watching CNN?
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02:01:52.000 I ask myself that all the time.
02:01:53.000 I have no idea why they want us to continue watching it.
02:01:54.000 Everyone loves a trainwreck.
02:01:55.000 You can't look away.
02:01:56.000 But I think we actually have some new Mug Club subscribers we can actually show here.
02:01:59.000 We've got a bunch right here.
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02:02:05.000 Can you read out some of the names there?
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02:02:17.000 Someone's going to join Mug Club just so we read their name out loud during a stream.
02:02:21.000 And then immediately they're going to join the clan.
02:02:23.000 Their name's going to be like, Pete Buttgig.
02:02:25.000 Because that would be ridiculous.
02:02:29.000 If your Twitter handle has the word butt in it, please join now.
02:02:34.000 How funny would it be if Pete Buttigieg was in the green room right now?
02:02:37.000 That's a deal!
02:02:38.000 It's a chance to reach a new voter base.
02:02:41.000 Oh, impeachment.
02:02:41.000 out. All right. What's Kamala got? What might be the end result? But that doesn't mean the process...
02:02:45.000 Oh impeachment. That's right, Drink. All right. Thank you Senator. Let's talk about it because a lot...
02:02:50.000 She was looking for an applause break.
02:02:52.000 I can always tell as a comedian, when you're looking on the face, she's looking for an applause break and she's not rescued by the audience.
02:02:57.000 It's like Tom Hanks in Punchline.
02:02:59.000 Somebody help me!
02:03:02.000 She's actually one of the candidates I'm most interested in, only because from what I've been hearing, she has the... Hold on, I do need to hear the question.
02:03:14.000 Two days ago was the 20th anniversary of the Columbine Massacre, but still, two decades later, no major gun control legislation has been passed.
02:03:21.000 So my question is, as president, how will you go about keeping us safe and keeping guns out of the hands of those who should not have them?
02:03:29.000 Thank you, Ben.
02:03:30.000 And I'm sure that there are plenty of students here while you were in high school, in middle school, who didn't participate in a drill.
02:03:34.000 of 94. That was the last one I think.
02:03:41.000 That was like that biracial Elizabeth Warren thing.
02:03:43.000 She was like looking like, right, kiddos?
02:03:46.000 The hip and the arms.
02:03:48.000 Call 45 on 364.
02:03:49.000 Hot sauce.
02:03:51.000 Hot sauce.
02:03:53.000 It's one thing I don't get.
02:03:54.000 Like, all right, we're supposed to hold the NRA accountable.
02:03:56.000 We're supposed to hold the gun manufacturers accountable.
02:03:58.000 What about the government employees that are messing up the background checks in the first place that are causing people to get the guns that are shooting the kids?
02:04:04.000 Bernie Sanders just pops out from the wings like, MAKE SURE THAT SON OF A BITCH CAN VOTE FROM HIS SINGLE CELL!
02:04:13.000 ...who have failed to have the courage to reject a false choice...
02:04:18.000 Do you think Kamala was back there listening when Bernie said, definitely don't put armed guards in schools because that's what's gonna help.
02:04:25.000 I came here to drink beer to listen to the Bernie impersonation.
02:04:29.000 Like what?
02:04:29.000 Tell us.
02:04:29.000 Specifics.
02:04:30.000 You know what, you want to go hunting, that's fine.
02:04:32.000 But we need reasonable gun safety laws in this country.
02:04:35.000 Like what?
02:04:35.000 Tell us.
02:04:36.000 Universal background checks.
02:04:37.000 We have them.
02:04:38.000 And renewal of the assault weapon ban.
02:04:39.000 Oh, the assault weapons banner is reasonable.
02:04:41.000 Yes.
02:04:42.000 So, this, by the way, legal.
02:04:45.000 This, illegal.
02:04:46.000 You're saying, what, capacity?
02:04:47.000 No.
02:04:48.000 What, caliber?
02:04:49.000 Literally just a rifle grip versus pistol grip.
02:04:52.000 That's what made something legal versus illegal.
02:04:54.000 It was a ridiculous ban that did nothing.
02:04:56.000 No, it's just absurd.
02:04:57.000 Well, you've worked with firearm companies for a long time.
02:05:01.000 Yeah, I've worked in the industry for a while.
02:05:02.000 Great time to thank our wonderful sponsor, Walther.
02:05:04.000 Really appreciate it.
02:05:05.000 Fantastic.
02:05:06.000 And you know this, the assault weapons ban, it didn't do anything.
02:05:10.000 Well, I mean, when you look at the statistics about what's actually being done with firearms, what are actually being used by law enforcement versus what's being used in crimes, the types of guns that are being illegally used versus those that are actually Rightfully obtained.
02:05:25.000 It's such a small percentage of guns that are actually legally obtained that would fall under the definition of assault rifle that are being used in these kinds of crimes.
02:05:33.000 And when you look at all the different... Actually, I need to clarify.
02:05:36.000 They don't say assault rifle is a military term.
02:05:38.000 Assault weapon is a made-up term for True, true.
02:05:41.000 But I love to hear how they mix them up all the time.
02:05:44.000 All the time.
02:05:45.000 And that's ultimately the issue is go ahead and enforce the laws that are actually on the books and let's see what happens.
02:05:51.000 As opposed to saying we've got to go ahead and do new things.
02:05:53.000 What she won't mention is 20 years ago in Columbine they weren't using weapons that would have otherwise qualified under the assault weapons ban.
02:06:03.000 Didn't one of them have a 9mm carbine?
02:06:06.000 I think they both had 9mm pistols.
02:06:10.000 Who used that?
02:06:14.000 Was it called the Scorpion or the MX-5?
02:06:15.000 It was like a 9mm carbine.
02:06:17.000 Was that UVA?
02:06:18.000 There was someone who used it.
02:06:19.000 I remember that became the gun du jour that everyone wanted.
02:06:21.000 Right, right.
02:06:22.000 There was concern about pistol caliber carbine.
02:06:30.000 Can I just say something here?
02:06:31.000 This is one that you're not supposed to say.
02:06:33.000 Because they'll obviously say this when we talk about the left being unpatriotic or they'll talk about Donald Trump sort of talking down to his voter base.
02:06:42.000 Nearly all questions asked by the Democratic have been selfish prick questions.
02:06:46.000 Sorry, they've been the kinds of questions that an asshole asks.
02:06:49.000 Just picture yourself at a dinner table, okay?
02:06:52.000 And you have all of your family members there and you have your head of household.
02:06:54.000 Picture it at Thanksgiving, okay?
02:06:56.000 And you have some kids, these are conservatives, who go like, hey dad, I really hope you're proud of me.
02:07:01.000 Look at what I did here.
02:07:02.000 Look at what I did on my own.
02:07:03.000 I went out and I started this business and we won this art prize, me and my friend.
02:07:07.000 And look, I got out of college and I paid my way through and I'm not in debt.
02:07:11.000 Dad, aren't you proud of me?
02:07:13.000 And then the kid at the other side of the table goes, hey dad, are you gonna pay for my school?
02:07:17.000 Dad, are you gonna buy me a car?
02:07:19.000 Dad, can I stay on your healthcare until I'm 26?
02:07:21.000 Dad!
02:07:23.000 I want a cookie!
02:07:24.000 I want a puppy!
02:07:25.000 Me!
02:07:27.000 I!
02:07:29.000 Now!
02:07:31.000 Me!
02:07:33.000 That's all it is!
02:07:34.000 Free college!
02:07:36.000 I want to smoke weed.
02:07:37.000 I want to go to college for free.
02:07:39.000 Everything.
02:07:40.000 You want to smoke weed for free?
02:07:43.000 Well, that'll be the next thing.
02:07:44.000 If you make healthcare free, and all of a sudden you just classify pot as a drug for everything from hangover all the way to pancreatic cancer, well... I've got a headache right now.
02:07:54.000 Because getting barbecued is a human right.
02:07:58.000 That's the thing I can get behind.
02:07:59.000 Or at least it should be.
02:08:00.000 Does anyone notice how much easier these questions are for Kamala than... I mean, I feel like they were actually fairly... I definitely think they were harder on Bernie than Warren or Kamala.
02:08:10.000 But also, like, Bernie... Cuomo was actually harder on Bernie.
02:08:14.000 Lemon and Anderson Cooper were just like, oh, you go girl.
02:08:17.000 So what I would be requiring is that there be a robust process by which income-based repayment would be the norm.
02:08:27.000 And finally, let's look at the fact that for all of you and anybody who has applied for financial aid, that is an awful process.
02:08:36.000 You guys know what I'm talking about.
02:08:38.000 You mean government financial aid?
02:08:40.000 It's almost so difficult because if I can't fill up financial aid, I'm definitely going to do great in college.
02:08:45.000 It's one form.
02:08:46.000 You're right, one form.
02:08:47.000 Well, it's almost like she's talking about it as though it could be bureaucratic red tape though, so I'll allow it.
02:08:52.000 You know, I look at something like, for example, teachers.
02:08:54.000 She's like the one relative on Fresh Prince who we were supposed to believe was black, but we didn't really.
02:09:00.000 I don't know.
02:09:00.000 I'm trying to think what that was.
02:09:02.000 I don't know.
02:09:02.000 I have no idea.
02:09:03.000 Hey, Camille.
02:09:03.000 the black and the number of teachers who have left the profession of teaching because they can't afford to pay off
02:09:11.000 their student loans. Right now we're looking at a deficit of teachers based on the number of students that we need to
02:09:18.000 help.
02:09:19.000 Oh, they brought the women out.
02:09:21.000 So it's a big issue and it crosses the line.
02:09:24.000 I'm gonna jump in there because it's...
02:09:25.000 Let's see, probably about $260 plus.
02:09:27.000 Yeah, probably about $250.
02:09:33.000 Probably a little bit under that.
02:09:33.000 Do you still have some debt from it, or did you pay it off?
02:09:35.000 No, all done with that.
02:09:36.000 All done with that?
02:09:36.000 Yeah, more of a recent thing.
02:09:38.000 Because you got a law degree?
02:09:39.000 Yes.
02:09:40.000 Yes.
02:09:41.000 Without question.
02:09:41.000 But I mean, there are other parts like... And you started doing YouTube.
02:09:45.000 Yeah.
02:09:46.000 Not... Shh!
02:09:47.000 Shh!
02:09:48.000 No, but I mean, I went to a public school for undergrad with the University of Missouri.
02:09:52.000 And so when I was at Mizzou, you know, I had some scholarships and other things.
02:09:56.000 So that helped.
02:09:56.000 I got some scholarships to go to law school as well.
02:09:58.000 So those things helped as well.
02:10:00.000 But, you know, there's, I mean, there's a fair amount of costs, but never in a million years was there ever the thought in my mind that somehow this would be forgiven.
02:10:07.000 I mean that at some point someone was going to come along with a magic wand and tell me that the debt that I signed my name on was just going to go poof.
02:10:15.000 And let me ask you this, if you knew that the debt was going to be forgiven, Would you have maybe gone into a different field that you didn't know was guaranteed as profitable as, let's say, law or medicine?
02:10:23.000 Would you have experimented more?
02:10:24.000 Maybe spent more time in college?
02:10:26.000 I possibly might have, but I probably would have just done a bunch of other things while I was there.
02:10:31.000 I would have just taken more credits.
02:10:33.000 I would have spent more free money if it was given to me.
02:10:37.000 I mean, that is human nature.
02:10:39.000 I mean, human nature is I mean, that's the concept of house money.
02:10:46.000 And when you make everything house money, you're asking humans to somehow go against their nature.
02:10:51.000 And that's what the whole platform is here.
02:10:53.000 I've looked at all of their websites, and I haven't seen any one of them where they talk about free tuition, saying it only applies to, let's say, STEM fields, vocational colleges, or degrees that are clear.
02:11:03.000 Basically, there should be some kind of delineation.
02:11:05.000 They can't do it.
02:11:06.000 Because those aren't the kinds of people who want free college, typically speaking.
02:11:09.000 That's a challenge.
02:11:10.000 I would say, if we wanted to say, alright listen...
02:11:15.000 Here's what I think.
02:11:16.000 I think you should do away with... I know you mentioned that you have scholarships, and some people right now, I can already see them going, Stephen's lawyer just proved the need for... No.
02:11:22.000 If we didn't have scholarships or grants, overall cost of education would be lower, but you're not going to not take it when it's on the table.
02:11:27.000 Sure.
02:11:27.000 It's like John Stossel talking about his home has been rebuilt, I think, three times on the beach in the East Coast after hurricanes.
02:11:33.000 Like, I should have learned not to build there, but I'm not going to leave free money on the table.
02:11:39.000 That's what John Stossel talks about.
02:11:41.000 I mean, I believe in the ability of an institution to say if they want to encourage certain students to apply, I went to one school over scholarship versus another.
02:11:48.000 I mean, I had other schools who offered me full rides that I turned down because I wanted to go to what I perceived to be a better institution.
02:11:54.000 I think we're going to do this as a new segment.
02:11:57.000 The Green New Deal actually kind of inspired it, it was only five pages, but we're going to do five-point solutions to major problems.
02:12:04.000 Things like healthcare, things like education.
02:12:07.000 This is one thing, obviously we haven't worked it out yet, but I do think that we should do away with all, we're talking about Pell Grants, student aid, scholarships, outside of serious academic or athletic scholarships, do away with it.
02:12:17.000 And it seems to me that particularly in certain locations or STEM fields, law, Okay, make a complete tax deduction.
02:12:28.000 How about that?
02:12:28.000 How about that?
02:12:29.000 We can cut down inflation a little bit by not creating an incentive for colleges to make a degree unaffordable, right?
02:12:35.000 They have an incentive to say, what can you afford?
02:12:37.000 $20,000 a year?
02:12:39.000 Alright, if we make that price $50,000 a year, you can get yourself a Pell Grant, this school will get more money.
02:12:44.000 We need to do away with all that that causes hyperinflation, and let's just look at the idea of making all higher education completely tax deductible.
02:12:52.000 The other thing, I mean, you're talking about an actual reform, or if you're gonna reform something, you have to stop doing what you're doing now and do something different.
02:13:00.000 With the Democrats, you aid college students and their idea of reform, I'm just gonna give you more money.
02:13:06.000 Right.
02:13:06.000 Which isn't reform, it's just...
02:13:08.000 Oh wait, she just threw out private health insurance.
02:13:10.000 Let's see here.
02:13:11.000 Because Bernie said that Medicare for All would do away with private health insurance.
02:13:13.000 So did she.
02:13:14.000 Oh she did?
02:13:14.000 Oh good.
02:13:14.000 I think.
02:13:14.000 Oh, she did? Oh, good.
02:13:16.000 Cost should not be the barrier to receiving the care that will relieve you of pain or help improve your quality of
02:13:24.000 life.
02:13:24.000 Because you shouldn't have to pay money for your health care.
02:13:27.000 That's created a magical land of chocolate rivers and midgets on tricycles where Kamala Harris and Elizabeth Warren spin
02:13:35.000 recycled trash into golden yarn and insulin shots.
02:13:40.000 I don't understand this idea that you don't have to pay money for your drugs.
02:13:43.000 The barrier to entry shouldn't be if you're able to pay for innovative health care that has costs Pharmaceutical companies are caretaking billions of dollars to create and invest in?
02:13:56.000 The barrier to entry should just be me!
02:14:03.000 If the buried entry isn't a cost analysis, what is it?
02:14:05.000 Don Lemon, put the glasses on.
02:14:06.000 So you know he's serious.
02:14:06.000 He's like, I'm trying to see your point here and I'm having a problem.
02:14:09.000 I'm not a privilege for those who can afford it.
02:14:12.000 And it's one of the biggest issues impacting American students.
02:14:15.000 I'm traveling this country.
02:14:17.000 It's one of the biggest issues.
02:14:19.000 The number of people who sit down next to me, whether they're going to have access to health care or not, based on money,
02:14:25.000 you would be shocked.
02:14:26.000 $1 for diabetes patients who can't afford their insurance.
02:14:30.000 Bernie, why don't you just give your book away, bro?
02:14:32.000 Yeah.
02:14:34.000 Just let the education start right there.
02:14:36.000 I wasn't talking about me.
02:14:40.000 And do away with the best-selling profits?
02:14:43.000 I think not.
02:14:44.000 Listen, to be clear, this bill that you co-sponsored essentially phases up private insurance for four years.
02:14:51.000 In four years.
02:14:52.000 I don't think that's right.
02:14:54.000 I'm not sure.
02:14:57.000 It is right.
02:14:58.000 I was like, while I'm looking at this paper, I can put my glasses on and everything.
02:15:01.000 Put my glasses on!
02:15:02.000 ...would effectively eliminate private insurance.
02:15:05.000 It would essentially phase out private insurance companies.
02:15:08.000 As the main source, but there would still be supplemental.
02:15:10.000 There'd still be access to supplemental insurance.
02:15:12.000 For whatever it's not covered, but let's be clear about it.
02:15:15.000 Medicare for all is the plan that I'm supporting.
02:15:17.000 There'd still be access to supplemental insurance, Bernie pops out the wing.
02:15:20.000 ASSA!
02:15:21.000 I'm surprised with eight years of you doing that impersonation, that's the first time.
02:15:26.000 That's true!
02:15:26.000 I'm surprised with eight years of you doing that impersonation, that's the first time
02:15:30.000 I've seen it.
02:15:31.000 That's true.
02:15:32.000 Including what we need to do better around women having greater access to reproductive
02:15:35.000 health care.
02:15:36.000 This is so funny.
02:15:37.000 The thing I never talk about is, well, no, Bernie is honest about it.
02:15:39.000 Everyone wants to hear, wants to know about that.
02:15:42.000 Max Ratner is originally from Massachusetts.
02:15:44.000 He is now a student at St.
02:15:46.000 Anselm College right here.
02:15:47.000 He looks normal.
02:15:48.000 Oh, does she?
02:15:49.000 Senator Harris, thank you for taking my question.
02:15:52.000 Thank you, Max.
02:15:53.000 The Green New Deal is not a law, but rather a memorandum that has no actual legislative effect.
02:15:58.000 It's been characterized as expensive, divides Democrats, and has no chance of passing through Congress in its current state.
02:16:03.000 Why do you support it?
02:16:06.000 Hold on a second.
02:16:08.000 Can we just take a moment to appreciate that earlier you gave a trap, but I said, hey, good-looking girl, she's a conservative, and the one guy who said, hey, he looks normal.
02:16:20.000 The only two people who, if they were knocking door-to-door, you would let into your house were conservatives.
02:16:29.000 By the way, if Ken Bone showed up, I would just lose my shit right now.
02:16:33.000 I think you would literally have to drop the microphone and just end the livestream.
02:16:40.000 Earlier I was looking at Bernie's website, and I'll say this for him, it's really easy to find his position on the points.
02:16:49.000 I've been browsing around on Kamala's website and you can't find anything that lists what her actual positions are on anything.
02:16:56.000 It's like Butt King.
02:16:57.000 Butt King just says we need to talk about the moral imperative.
02:17:02.000 Drink clean air?
02:17:04.000 LIZARD PERSON!
02:17:05.000 LIZARD PERSON!
02:17:11.000 To be fair though, if you have actual possessions on your website, you should fire all of your consultants.
02:17:17.000 Across the board, people are being impacted by this.
02:17:19.000 Let's also look at the fact that we have, in so many states, great work that is happening that is actually contributing to the economy around an investment in renewable energy.
02:17:29.000 Like the Bureau of Labor Statistics came out with a list last year of the top 20 jobs that are going to see the greatest amount of growth in our country over the next 10 years.
02:17:38.000 Number one and number two, installation and maintenance of wind turbines and solar panels.
02:17:44.000 Let's look at it in the context of what we know to be true about water.
02:17:46.000 Water is a precious and diminishing resource on our planet.
02:17:49.000 Would you look at what's happening around shifting populations around the globe?
02:17:52.000 here is more pilgrims they don't understand they talk about unemployment
02:17:56.000 if they just Bernie mentioned this in the Donald in the Fox News Town Hall you
02:18:01.000 know unemployment was going down under Obama and that well hold a second
02:18:05.000 We're not just talking about overall unemployment numbers when you fund the numbers and you include government jobs, shovel-ready jobs, and you don't include people who've left, effectively, the workforce looking for a job.
02:18:17.000 No, we don't care if you're talking about things like Solyndra or you're talking about federally subsidizing losing technologies or unprofitable technologies.
02:18:25.000 That's not what we're talking about.
02:18:26.000 You can't claim that as a growing job sector in the same way that an actual healthy private economy sector could claim it.
02:18:34.000 It's just, it's not.
02:18:36.000 It's not an actual business running an honest profit margin.
02:18:39.000 It's because you threw money at it because you have to pay off your constituency for votes.
02:18:43.000 Yeah, but then also with Obama, they completely created new math.
02:18:46.000 Like, it wasn't just created jobs, created or saved jobs.
02:18:49.000 Right.
02:18:49.000 Or when they caught it, the job growth, instead of like, they ignored all the jobs that he lost.
02:18:54.000 Right.
02:18:55.000 Blame those on George Bush.
02:18:56.000 Yes, of course.
02:18:56.000 When they got to the bottom, okay, this is where I start.
02:18:59.000 And then we're going back up.
02:19:01.000 I'm down here.
02:19:03.000 And the solution will be because we change our behaviors without much requirement of change to lifestyle, and it will be urgent in terms of the work we need to do and the approach we need to have, but we can see success.
02:19:18.000 We've seen it in California.
02:19:20.000 Wait, California and success?
02:19:23.000 Are you talking about grape varietals or are you a lunatic?
02:19:27.000 I actually think she was playing the drinking game for the past two hours.
02:19:31.000 No, she's joined us.
02:19:34.000 Wait, let's check the rolls.
02:19:36.000 Is she a Mug Club member?
02:19:38.000 Kamala Harris just joined!
02:19:42.000 What?
02:19:42.000 Kamala Snoop Dogg 420!
02:19:48.000 I totally, totally went to college to listen to this future music that didn't exist.
02:19:53.000 I remember when I was in college listening to My Chemical Romance.
02:19:58.000 Really?
02:19:59.000 Maybe that's something else we should explore when we have more time.
02:20:02.000 Well, because they came out 15 years and I got out of college.
02:20:04.000 Oh, okay.
02:20:05.000 That was a bad band.
02:20:06.000 I didn't understand.
02:20:07.000 I didn't know when you were in college.
02:20:09.000 Are there even any bands out now that I can even use for an example?
02:20:12.000 No.
02:20:12.000 Okay.
02:20:13.000 Nothing's out.
02:20:14.000 The electric guitar has been replaced with the DJ mixing board.
02:20:19.000 Yeah.
02:20:19.000 Okay.
02:20:20.000 There really are no more rock stars.
02:20:21.000 Okay, how about this?
02:20:23.000 Kind of like when I was listening to mumble rap when I was in college.
02:20:27.000 I was gonna say, that sounds like my breakfast this morning.
02:20:31.000 Oh God.
02:20:37.000 Are these the human wastes?
02:20:39.000 My sister lives in San Francisco and she was like, this is no, I sent her a joke.
02:20:43.000 I was like, oh, like no big deal, right?
02:20:45.000 Like this is clearly just, you know, people exaggerating.
02:20:47.000 She's like, no.
02:20:48.000 This is not an adventure!
02:20:49.000 The whole place looks like a big poop!
02:20:51.000 He's like, I'll take a picture one day of all the... Alright, go get yourself one more... We're gonna make it through one more commercial break, and then I'm calling it quits.
02:20:58.000 That's fine!
02:20:59.000 One more commercial break.
02:21:00.000 Okay.
02:21:00.000 So do you need... Johnny, boy, we need more beer for this drinking game.
02:21:06.000 You don't have to have one.
02:21:07.000 I just feel as though... You do.
02:21:09.000 You do have to have one.
02:21:10.000 Let's go.
02:21:10.000 You should've seen after the Oscars livestream.
02:21:13.000 What did you just do?
02:21:14.000 What did you break?
02:21:14.000 Nothing!
02:21:18.000 You need a bottle opener.
02:21:19.000 Hey, we're going to stay and finish Kamala.
02:21:21.000 We're going to stay and finish Kamala.
02:21:22.000 We're going to finish Kamala?
02:21:23.000 No, not you.
02:21:24.000 You're going to bed.
02:21:24.000 In my defense, after the Oscars live stream, I had to have that one 12% beer just because it was tradition.
02:21:32.000 The Dragon's Milk?
02:21:33.000 The Dragon's Milk.
02:21:34.000 And then as I'm standing there, he handed me one that was like 15%.
02:21:38.000 Do we have any more good funny names on our mug clubs?
02:21:41.000 Yeah, here we go.
02:21:41.000 Let us know when we have some more.
02:21:42.000 Oh, what do we have?
02:21:43.000 Just attempt to read that one.
02:21:45.000 I can't even see what it is.
02:21:47.000 Great Balls of Fire.
02:21:49.000 Oh, it is?
02:21:50.000 Oh, you're pretty good with the clever internet lingo.
02:21:53.000 I'm used to reading weird symbols.
02:21:54.000 Bucky Barnes!
02:21:55.000 That's not your name.
02:21:56.000 That's a bullcrap name, that's a TV name.
02:21:58.000 Load Masa?
02:22:00.000 Oh, he's a terrorist.
02:22:03.000 Chance Singleton.
02:22:05.000 Chance Singleton.
02:22:06.000 Thank you very much.
02:22:08.000 Ricky Flanagan joining up at Mug Club.
02:22:09.000 That's what allows us to... Aaron Jose.
02:22:12.000 Jose?
02:22:13.000 Josie?
02:22:14.000 Josie?
02:22:14.000 I buy your cars!
02:22:15.000 Josie?
02:22:18.000 What were you saying there, Bill?
02:22:19.000 Jason has fans.
02:22:20.000 No, I was saying thank you to Aaron.
02:22:21.000 He said it's about damn time.
02:22:22.000 I was saying, yeah.
02:22:23.000 Exactly.
02:22:24.000 Here's the thing.
02:22:25.000 Let's be honest.
02:22:25.000 A lot of people, when people come up and say they're fans, and I go, oh, they go, oh, I love your feminist film festival, or oh, I love the undercover.
02:22:32.000 I'm like, oh, OK.
02:22:33.000 You're just watching the biggest videos.
02:22:35.000 What allows us to also do a stream of something like this, which is very important.
02:22:40.000 You know, people talk about this where you only cover things that are good for ratings.
02:22:43.000 There probably couldn't... I couldn't name anything that would be worse for a conservative's program's ratings than four hours or three hours of a CNN town hall live stream.
02:22:54.000 Watch us watch CNN.
02:22:56.000 But we do it for you.
02:22:58.000 We do it, and the only reason we're able to do it is because of people who join up at MugClub.
02:23:01.000 Lotterthecredit.com slash MugClub right now.
02:23:03.000 The promo code is CNNSUCKS.
02:23:05.000 We wouldn't be able to do this if you didn't.
02:23:06.000 We're not making this revenue back on YouTube.
02:23:09.000 This thing's already been demonetized.
02:23:12.000 We were demonetized before I even rolled my ass up here.
02:23:14.000 And no notifications went out.
02:23:15.000 No way it was gonna go out.
02:23:16.000 I don't know what's going on.
02:23:19.000 Let us know.
02:23:20.000 Comment, for those who are watching this in the archive, or send me a message.
02:23:24.000 Sorry, tweet me at scrowder.
02:23:25.000 People who are getting notifications.
02:23:27.000 None of our notifications are going out for live streams.
02:23:29.000 And I'm not just bitching about this, because I know a lot of people, they bitch about everything.
02:23:31.000 It's like, listen, we've accepted demonetization.
02:23:33.000 But they told us, remember YouTube, they sent us a letter saying that if you upload more than three pieces of content in a 24 hour period, you won't be notified.
02:23:41.000 We have screen grabs that show us that the Young Turks, and a lot of us are subscribed to them, notifications left and right three times a day.
02:23:48.000 And we're not uploading more than one piece of content per day.
02:23:52.000 No notifications on this live stream.
02:23:53.000 No idea why.
02:23:54.000 When you're out there tweeting, let's make sure, when you're out there tweeting, if you got them before and you're not getting them now, just let us know.
02:24:00.000 Give us a little detail.
02:24:01.000 When did it start?
02:24:03.000 When did you normally get them?
02:24:04.000 When did they not come now?
02:24:05.000 I mean, we know that they're doing it.
02:24:07.000 And trust me, every one of you out there who's not getting one, I ain't getting it either.
02:24:09.000 We're just running some diagnostics.
02:24:11.000 Hold on a second.
02:24:11.000 I want to see what Vanessa Chambers... What's with all the Harvard students?
02:24:14.000 So, um, my question talks about, um, how this country, um... Your question can talk?
02:24:20.000 ...plans to administer reparations to the descendants of... Oh, no.
02:24:24.000 Oh, no.
02:24:29.000 I'm going to administer reparations, but you're giving Gary 25% of my sandwich.
02:24:34.000 I'll take your sandwich.
02:24:35.000 Turn it on, right?
02:24:35.000 Yes.
02:24:35.000 Thank you.
02:24:36.000 Only 25% of it, though.
02:24:36.000 570 slaves were sold in the 19th century to save the school.
02:24:41.000 However, this is but a small step.
02:24:44.000 What actions, what specific actions do you plan to take to administer reparations?
02:24:51.000 None!
02:24:52.000 None at all.
02:24:53.000 How have you been harmed by slavery, Vanessa Chambers?
02:24:55.000 It's Harvard, not Yale.
02:24:57.000 That's clear.
02:25:00.000 My first choice was Cornell.
02:25:02.000 My safety was Harvard.
02:25:05.000 Honestly, how have you been harmed?
02:25:07.000 And I know what they'll say, it's systemic.
02:25:09.000 That's complete bullcrap.
02:25:10.000 You know how I know?
02:25:11.000 Because there's a quota for you at Harvard, and not for white people.
02:25:15.000 As a matter of fact, they say, sorry half-Asians, Bill Richmonds, we're full up.
02:25:19.000 Let's be honest, I wasn't even qualified.
02:25:21.000 But you are right!
02:25:24.000 You're right, though, that when you look at the numbers and you look at the quotas, I mean, the number of lawsuits have been going on about this very issue.
02:25:32.000 Is there a problem?
02:25:33.000 Are there racists?
02:25:34.000 Absolutely.
02:25:35.000 Is there a systemic problem that's continuing to hold down every instance of success for minorities?
02:25:40.000 No way.
02:25:41.000 Nope.
02:25:43.000 Okay, let's hear right now what she's answered.
02:25:44.000 It's to overlook the facts of history.
02:25:47.000 Is it just me, or is it amazing that every single major Democratic candidate supports reparations?
02:25:53.000 Isn't this just some crazy fringe idea?
02:25:56.000 Come on now, that's a little bit nutty.
02:25:57.000 You're a 14-year-old named Skyler, named Vanessa Chambers, and you actually have benefited from affirmative action, all these government programs, and more public funding to education.
02:26:09.000 Now they're just going like, yes, reparations.
02:26:11.000 We need to talk about how to best implement it.
02:26:14.000 Well, what I think it is, is because, I mean, Democrats are smart enough to hide these things.
02:26:18.000 I think they view Donald Trump as an easy win because of whatever polls, pick a reason.
02:26:25.000 But because of that, they figured this is the one time where we could run as us and say like, well, yeah, say this is what we campaigned on and you elected us and they're counting on an easy victory.
02:26:36.000 I think they're making a huge mistake.
02:26:38.000 There are real factors that can be associated with trauma, and when you are talking about the years and years and years of trauma that we're experiencing because of slavery, because of Jim Crow, and because of all that we've seen in terms of institutional and legal discrimination and racism, this is very real, and it needs to be studied, and we need to look at exactly how the response should be.
02:27:01.000 Let's just say, hypothetically speaking, everything she said is accurate.
02:27:05.000 My family didn't come to this country until the 1900s and never left New York.
02:27:08.000 So we were never here when they were slaves.
02:27:11.000 We never lived in a state or participated in anything with Jim Crow.
02:27:14.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:27:16.000 Does the Latina lady have to pay for reparations?
02:27:18.000 My wife will not pay for reparations.
02:27:21.000 My wife will not.
02:27:21.000 What?
02:27:22.000 That's true, you're what?
02:27:23.000 Do you have to pay?
02:27:24.000 And by the way, do we only pay to people who are direct descendants of slaves?
02:27:27.000 This is what I'm talking about!
02:27:29.000 If Latinos don't pay, if Asians don't pay, if, uh, I know, obviously I repeat myself, if Indian Americans don't pay, if Persian Americans don't pay, Is it only white Americans?
02:27:39.000 And then do you say only white Americans who clearly come from lineages that have owned slaves?
02:27:43.000 And then it should only apply to black Americans who are direct descendants of slaves.
02:27:47.000 This is what it just doesn't function unless you're talking about a bogus social justice agenda.
02:27:52.000 I'm sorry.
02:27:53.000 No, no, that's it.
02:27:55.000 It's that simple.
02:27:56.000 Do I believe in giving the land back to native Americans?
02:27:56.000 No.
02:27:58.000 No, I don't.
02:27:59.000 Do you believe in reparations to Vanessa Chambers who was born in 1998?
02:28:02.000 No, I don't.
02:28:04.000 That's it!
02:28:06.000 White privilege!
02:28:07.000 Let's go with that!
02:28:08.000 I'm okay with it!
02:28:09.000 Here's my question.
02:28:10.000 Who's going to be the first candidate to say the reparations are a human right?
02:28:14.000 That's a good point.
02:28:15.000 Well, I think they're all kind of saying it implicitly.
02:28:17.000 They're getting there.
02:28:18.000 So one of the things that Kamala did say in a recent interview was that, in her mind, one version of reparations is going to be mental health treatment for African Americans.
02:28:18.000 They're getting there.
02:28:29.000 And here's her quote.
02:28:30.000 She's calling all African Americans mental?
02:28:32.000 She is.
02:28:33.000 Here's her quote.
02:28:35.000 You can look at the issue of untreated and undiagnosed trauma.
02:28:38.000 African Americans have higher rates of heart disease and high blood pressure.
02:28:41.000 It is environmental.
02:28:43.000 It is centuries of slavery, which is a form of violence where women were raped, where children were taken from their parents.
02:28:49.000 Violence associated with slavery.
02:28:51.000 Because clearly there has not been a single individual choice about diet, culture, influence, education, or any of those things.
02:29:00.000 In the last 200 years.
02:29:01.000 If there's someone from the audience, any person bringing up a soul food menu,
02:29:05.000 any menu from a soul food restaurant across the country, and Kamala Harris is going,
02:29:08.000 NO!
02:29:09.000 Fighting it.
02:29:11.000 It's clearly because we haven't passed the Green New Deal of reparations.
02:29:14.000 That's the reason for the coronary.
02:29:16.000 And they're taking it seriously now.
02:29:18.000 By the way, is that a black thing?
02:29:19.000 Same thing as white Southerners.
02:29:21.000 This is one thing, just like we talk about Ibanez.
02:29:24.000 Southern food in general.
02:29:25.000 White Southerners, and then that's largely influential of how black Americans eat.
02:29:29.000 It comes from a lot of soul food in the South.
02:29:31.000 Paula Deen has more in common with how she eats.
02:29:36.000 I'm sorry, but it's absolutely true.
02:29:41.000 It's absolutely true!
02:29:43.000 I know she said the N word and stuff, but the truth is if you look at they say y'all and all their expressions, white southerners have a lot more in common culturally with a lot of black, a lot of northern black Americans.
02:29:55.000 then people understand and a big part of that is food.
02:29:58.000 White Southerners eat catfish a lot. Listen, I've lived in Michigan. Okay, if you went into the inner
02:30:04.000 city, there's a place that I used to go to, it's called Alibaba. It had half Indian food and half soul
02:30:10.000 food. It was delicious. I love it.
02:30:12.000 Casino or convenience store. What was that? Casino or convenience store.
02:30:16.000 No, it was actually both.
02:30:18.000 So it was a half convenience store, and then the restaurant half was half Indian food and half soul food.
02:30:27.000 So you get a chicken tikka masala and a catfish fry.
02:30:30.000 Sounds delicious.
02:30:31.000 It was fantastic!
02:30:32.000 And there was a gay black man!
02:30:35.000 There are populations that have problems.
02:30:39.000 I mean, there's obesity and it cuts across demographics, but to be able to say that every single instance of current heart disease amongst an entire demographic is due to something that happened 200 years ago is a problem.
02:30:54.000 If you legalize the sex industry, how will you protect sex workers?
02:30:57.000 Because that's the concern.
02:30:58.000 Why are we still here?
02:31:00.000 Why are we still here?
02:31:03.000 She's been long trumpeting this.
02:31:06.000 Because of our mean fans.
02:31:09.000 Because of our fans of sadomasochists.
02:31:11.000 Only they want to project it onto us.
02:31:13.000 We appreciate you though.
02:31:14.000 Thank you.
02:31:15.000 Yes, we love you.
02:31:16.000 It's because of you that I can buy bourbon.
02:31:20.000 Really, if you legalize sex work, you just make the taxpayer the pimp.
02:31:24.000 And by the way, as a libertarian, I also think like, okay, I kind of understand it, but the taxpayer is the pimp.
02:31:27.000 Because if you're demanding the taxpayer protect sex workers, what, I guess, keep your back hands strong, Kamala!
02:31:34.000 Hold on, let's listen to Marge.
02:31:37.000 Okay.
02:31:37.000 What's Marge saying?
02:31:38.000 Oh, that's a great question, Marge.
02:31:40.000 I'm so glad you asked it.
02:31:41.000 Apparently it's a great question.
02:31:44.000 It's been challenging.
02:31:46.000 I've been talking about it in the United States Senate.
02:31:48.000 I serve on the Senate Homeland Security Committee.
02:31:50.000 I serve on the Senate Intelligence Committee.
02:31:53.000 Newsflash, Russia interfered in the election of the President of the United States.
02:31:58.000 And in fact, on that point, about cyber security, one, it is real.
02:32:04.000 When we talk about national security, to your point, a new form of war You know why they're going to wage cyber warfare?
02:32:14.000 Because Kamala Harris STOLE THEM BLACK PEARLS!
02:32:18.000 What'd he do?
02:32:18.000 Alright, where's Johnny Depp?
02:32:19.000 infrastructure so we've already seen one because you know what
02:32:25.000 I've been doing anything required to retrieve me black pearls
02:32:31.000 so we all know that we have been attacked in terms of our elections
02:32:35.000 we should also understand that's how you put the drink in people's consciousness
02:32:39.000 I'm just going to do this.
02:32:41.000 Look, I'm gonna tell you right now, she's not saying anything.
02:32:46.000 She's not saying anything.
02:32:47.000 There's literally not a word.
02:32:50.000 I tell you what you're saying and wearing, you Black Pearls.
02:32:53.000 There might as well be fighting words.
02:32:56.000 With you Black Pearls!
02:32:58.000 What are Black Pearls, by the way?
02:32:59.000 I think that's a fictional ship.
02:33:01.000 Is there such thing as Black Pearls?
02:33:07.000 I don't know, maybe.
02:33:08.000 I mean... I was going to say pearls that are black.
02:33:11.000 I mean... I think they exist.
02:33:13.000 Kind of like Kamala Harris.
02:33:15.000 I mean that in the sense that she's been formed over... Well, actually, those are diamond beads.
02:33:20.000 Pearls have layers that go on and on and on.
02:33:23.000 They're irritant.
02:33:24.000 Sand in the center, and then the oyster creates a smooth covering to protect it.
02:33:29.000 So it's kind of like her and the sand perpetually in her nether regions.
02:33:32.000 Sandy.
02:33:35.000 She has sand in her clam.
02:33:37.000 Are clams sultan?
02:33:39.000 This is falling apart.
02:33:42.000 We're falling apart.
02:33:47.000 And that's a wrap.
02:33:50.000 She's still said nothing.
02:33:52.000 She's doing a half knuckle.
02:33:54.000 The knuckle.
02:33:54.000 I like the knuckle.
02:33:55.000 This thing is different.
02:33:59.000 Who?
02:34:00.000 Shit, Mark's just like, that wasn't an answer.
02:34:05.000 He's like, I don't, what?
02:34:07.000 All right, what's the next question?
02:34:11.000 All right, I'm ready for Hoop earrings.
02:34:13.000 Let's hear what Hoop says.
02:34:14.000 And next up is a lady who shops at Orvis.
02:34:19.000 Hey, Orvis is correct.
02:34:21.000 They're Harvard students.
02:34:23.000 It's a Jean t-shirt.
02:34:24.000 Are there any other laws or policies that you regret as a prosecutor?
02:34:28.000 And what actions, if any, would you take to remedy this as president?
02:34:31.000 So let me be clear.
02:34:33.000 I absolutely believe that children have and should be thought of to have a constitutional right to education.
02:34:42.000 How about to not being killed?
02:34:45.000 How about if someone attempts to kill them and they survive, you just have to provide them with the same kind of healthcare that you think is a human right to everybody else?
02:34:54.000 A baby outside of the womb!
02:34:56.000 Born Alive Protection Act.
02:34:56.000 How about that?
02:34:58.000 How about that, Kamala?
02:35:01.000 Now we're getting into great territory.
02:35:02.000 Oh, so if it's a college dropout who's 24 years old who did a degree in underwater basket weaving, we're supposed to pay for her, but if it's a baby who survives a botched abortion, leave it in a wastebasket to die?
02:35:11.000 That's kind of our platform.
02:35:13.000 It's a little hard for me to stray from the message.
02:35:16.000 Democrats are about two presidential cycles away from legalizing abortions up until the 25th trimester.
02:35:21.000 I think she's two menstrual cycles away.
02:35:22.000 I thought you were going to say the 25th year.
02:35:25.000 That's four cycles away.
02:35:27.000 I'd be down for that one.
02:35:29.000 Up to 40% of them were elementary school students.
02:35:33.000 Missing 50, 60, up to 80 days of a 180 day school year.
02:35:37.000 Public school sucks.
02:35:39.000 So I decided to take the issue on.
02:35:41.000 And I took the issue on for a number of reasons.
02:35:43.000 Oh, she's talking about her truancy issue.
02:35:45.000 Oh, that's right, because a lot of black people... I was just reading about this.
02:35:52.000 Was it black parents?
02:35:53.000 Yeah, we're getting in trouble because a lot of the kids were skipping school.
02:35:59.000 Like, hashtag not all black people, but they get mad at her for that.
02:36:03.000 It's kind of like we talked about with crack laws.
02:36:06.000 This was pushed by a lot of black mothers in their communities because they thought crack was actually destroying their own communities.
02:36:11.000 This idea that crack disproportionately targets black Americans, by the way, meth also disproportionately targets white Americans, this was initially requested by the black community because they saw it destroying their neighborhoods.
02:36:22.000 Here's the thing, with the truancy issue, I believe she was probably trying, that's an instance where she was probably going out trying to do the right thing.
02:36:28.000 Yep.
02:36:29.000 And now everyone's playing politics with it because, unfortunately, some black parents were affected negatively because their kids were skipping school.
02:36:36.000 But it's not even the parents who are pushing it, I think it's like the kids who don't read history because it's not taught anymore.
02:36:41.000 No, I think there was, if I'm not mistaken, there was something going on with black parents because of the transition.
02:36:48.000 Well, no, I mean, the reason why it's an issue today is because of college students pushing it because they know nothing about the history.
02:36:55.000 You know, here's one thing I find to be ironic.
02:36:57.000 Just a couple of days ago.
02:37:00.000 Isn't it ironic?
02:37:00.000 Don't you think?
02:37:01.000 Best album ever.
02:37:02.000 Seriously.
02:37:03.000 Jagged Little Pill.
02:37:04.000 Amazing.
02:37:05.000 But, Kamala... It's a half a gen!
02:37:09.000 On your podcast day!
02:37:11.000 No, that's ironic.
02:37:13.000 Oh, yeah.
02:37:14.000 So, Kamala, recently on Pod Save America... When you've already paid!
02:37:22.000 Okay, go ahead.
02:37:23.000 A black fly in your chardonnay?
02:37:24.000 Why haven't we done an ironic cold open yet?
02:37:26.000 Yeah, seriously.
02:37:27.000 I will literally parody the entire Jagged Little Pill album.
02:37:30.000 I'm writing it tomorrow.
02:37:32.000 Done.
02:37:32.000 Done.
02:37:33.000 Please.
02:37:34.000 Done?
02:37:35.000 She recently talks about the kind of first signs of regret about this project, but I actually think it reveals the practical realities of enforcing existing laws.
02:37:45.000 She was out there enforcing the laws that actually exist to try and better America.
02:37:49.000 To try and create a change in how these kids were going about their view of school.
02:37:55.000 And trying to get them to be in school and to say, there are consequences with the problems you have.
02:37:59.000 But now, even Democratic strategists are saying, it's kind of hard to be a progressive prosecutor Enforcing the laws is counterintuitive with being a democratic candidate in this election.
02:38:11.000 And by the way, it's not like she was prosecuting people for a baggie of weed.
02:38:14.000 No!
02:38:15.000 That's not what's happening.
02:38:16.000 She tried to create a reasonable truancy law to keep kids in school.
02:38:20.000 She wanted to basically enforce a law to keep kids in school.
02:38:24.000 Oh, hold on a second.
02:38:24.000 It's crazy.
02:38:25.000 I want to see what she has to say.
02:38:26.000 Should the Boston Marathon bomber be able to vote?
02:38:28.000 These are policies that go back to Jim Crow.
02:38:31.000 These are policies that go back to the heart of policies that have been about disenfranchisement, policies that continue until today.
02:38:39.000 And we need to take it seriously.
02:38:41.000 But people who are convicted in prison, like the Boston Marathon bomber, on death row, people who are convicted of sexual assault, they should be able to vote?
02:38:50.000 I think we should have that conversation.
02:38:52.000 Wow!
02:38:53.000 Which basically means yes!
02:38:59.000 When I heard Bernie say that, I really thought, in my mind, that was the craziest thing I've ever heard.
02:39:04.000 I have a question.
02:39:05.000 People out there, tweet me at us.
02:39:07.000 This is a quandary.
02:39:08.000 This is a porter that says it has, uh, it bridges the gap between malty brown ales and heavily roasted stouts.
02:39:14.000 Notes of chocolate coffee, roasted barley, offset with just a slight hot bitterness.
02:39:18.000 Does that mean that there was coffee used in the brewing process?
02:39:21.000 Like, is there caffeine in this?
02:39:23.000 If only we had a brewer we could ask this question.
02:39:26.000 Not necessarily, but is there usually?
02:39:29.000 Would it have to say flavors added if there were coffee in this?
02:39:32.000 It would say coffees added.
02:39:34.000 It doesn't say coffee yet, it just says... Basically, if he drinks this right now, will he be able to go to sleep tonight?
02:39:39.000 Exactly like coffee when you... Right.
02:39:41.000 Yeah.
02:39:41.000 So there's probably no coffee in this.
02:39:42.000 It's like a flavor.
02:39:43.000 It's like a flavor thing.
02:39:44.000 Okay.
02:39:44.000 Not an actual coffee, just a flavor.
02:39:45.000 Alright.
02:39:46.000 Okay.
02:39:47.000 Okay!
02:39:48.000 Game on.
02:39:49.000 Alright!
02:39:50.000 What, are you out of beer then, Brian?
02:39:52.000 Not yet, but... Well, this is the last piece!
02:39:54.000 I think we only have one more commercial break.
02:39:58.000 Have you learned anything tonight?
02:40:00.000 I'm a clover.
02:40:02.000 Join right here.
02:40:03.000 There you go.
02:40:06.000 Devoid.
02:40:06.000 Thank you very much.
02:40:07.000 A question for everyone watching right now.
02:40:09.000 I'm assuming it's been with us the entire time.
02:40:11.000 Peep peep butts.
02:40:12.000 Have you learned anything tonight?
02:40:14.000 There should be a lot they've learned.
02:40:17.000 Am I in trouble?
02:40:18.000 What did you do?
02:40:19.000 I only broke a few things.
02:40:21.000 Okay.
02:40:22.000 Look, I'm still searching for the issues on Kamala's website.
02:40:26.000 I'm having to piece them together from interviews.
02:40:30.000 This used to be when I was doing political consulting, because you would have like five people, like, why don't you have an issues page?
02:40:35.000 Because when you actually say what you're gonna do, people can hold it against you.
02:40:38.000 So, basically, you have a donate page, you have a biography of you with your kids, and everything else is filler.
02:40:46.000 That's me.
02:40:47.000 That's mainly it.
02:40:48.000 All right.
02:40:48.000 Wait, what are all these dingings?
02:40:49.000 What are all these dingings?
02:40:50.000 These are people joining up MudClub.
02:40:52.000 Oh, is this what the screen is?
02:40:53.000 Thank you.
02:40:54.000 Phillip.
02:40:55.000 Kicking it.
02:40:56.000 Thank you.
02:40:56.000 Kicking it.
02:40:57.000 Wait.
02:40:58.000 Oh, what's that little bird?
02:41:01.000 Everyone here has been taunting with the ground owl.
02:41:02.000 Thank you.
02:41:03.000 Jason has pants and we appreciate that you have them.
02:41:06.000 Unlike Chris Cuomo backstage right now.
02:41:09.000 Don't send pics of them.
02:41:12.000 He's just absolutely relieving himself all over Bernie's platform.
02:41:18.000 No!
02:41:18.000 Or Bernie Sanders!
02:41:19.000 Throw me the ground owl.
02:41:20.000 Someone ground owl me.
02:41:24.000 Stop it!
02:41:25.000 I'm, like, it's a... You and me... The ground owl still probably has... I have more use for the ground owl than Kamala Harris.
02:41:35.000 Wow.
02:41:36.000 That's saying a lot, man.
02:41:39.000 So, like, this week will you have a song on My My Hey Hey about Kamala Harris?
02:41:44.000 I don't know, but now we have Van Jones going into prison.
02:41:47.000 And I usually, I don't like this because I feel like this could be a sitcom where he accidentally gets, like, Ernest goes to jail and they don't let him leave.
02:41:56.000 Van Jones.
02:41:56.000 He's like, I'm Van Jones!
02:41:58.000 Sure you are.
02:42:00.000 Let's get back in your cell, buddy.
02:42:01.000 Get a load of Tyrone over here.
02:42:03.000 Get back in here 9-5-7-5-7.
02:42:04.000 I have a show on CNN!
02:42:06.000 Sure you do, Oz.
02:42:09.000 Who do you think you are, Tom Lemon?
02:42:11.000 Get back in here!
02:42:13.000 By the way, did anyone ever actually watch Oz?
02:42:15.000 No.
02:42:15.000 I can't do it.
02:42:16.000 I tried to go back and watch both Oz and The Wire.
02:42:19.000 Can't do it.
02:42:20.000 I tried The Wire.
02:42:20.000 I couldn't do it either.
02:42:21.000 It's so hard.
02:42:22.000 I mean, it just... They claim it's the best show of all time.
02:42:25.000 I hear it's so good.
02:42:26.000 It's Planet Seinfeld.
02:42:27.000 I've tried, yeah.
02:42:29.000 I generally can't get into the shows that are that hyped up because they never live up to the hype.
02:42:29.000 No way.
02:42:34.000 The main reason I never bothered with Game of Thrones is because everyone has a Game of Thrones part and they're like, alright, there's no way this is not going to suck.
02:42:42.000 The Game of Thrones is not great.
02:42:43.000 You suck.
02:42:44.000 You can't live up to the hype because the hype oversells it.
02:42:47.000 You know what else is very overhyped?
02:42:48.000 I'm just gonna come out and say it.
02:42:49.000 No, I can't.
02:42:53.000 The Sopranos!
02:42:54.000 The Sopranos!
02:42:55.000 Overhyped!
02:42:56.000 Who goes back and re-watches The Sopranos right now?
02:42:59.000 Did you watch The Sopranos?
02:43:00.000 No.
02:43:01.000 There was a while when cable channels first started doing TV shows where as long as they had boobs and cursing, it was considered a good show.
02:43:11.000 Hold on, come on.
02:43:12.000 Doesn't everyone find it awkward when someone claps for themselves?
02:43:15.000 Oh, Don took his glasses off.
02:43:17.000 He's giving up on seeing the point.
02:43:18.000 Yes, that is the best hairdo.
02:43:18.000 he's given up on seeing the point supporting senator bernie sanders yes
02:43:22.000 that is the best hair do that i nominate best hair do hi sahil is oh is everyone from harvard tonight
02:43:28.000 Did I miss that?
02:43:28.000 No, no, no.
02:43:29.000 St.
02:43:29.000 Anselm and some other college.
02:43:32.000 Every single person from Harvard has been black, aside from one.
02:43:34.000 Have you noticed that?
02:43:36.000 No, no, no.
02:43:36.000 How does our identity politics drink?
02:43:41.000 Do you know how we know this is rigged?
02:43:42.000 There are no Asians from Harvard.
02:43:44.000 I think of this as being an inflection point in the history of our country.
02:43:47.000 Also, a mock.
02:43:50.000 I like them up.
02:43:51.000 I like them up.
02:43:52.000 Like I said, I guarantee anyone watching wrestling right now, which is less scripted and fake, that this is right.
02:43:57.000 Where's Hulk Hogan when you need him?
02:44:00.000 Exactly.
02:44:01.000 I'd give anything for Stone Cold Steve Austin with a beer truck right now.
02:44:04.000 Okay, hold on a second.
02:44:05.000 Let's see here.
02:44:10.000 The other part of it is understanding that in this inflection moment, there are very powerful voices in our country right now that are trying to sow hate and division among us.
02:44:20.000 Yes, your party.
02:44:21.000 That would be you.
02:44:22.000 Talking about racial reparations?
02:44:25.000 One of them is this.
02:44:26.000 It's always so funny when they talk about racism, sexism, homophobia, and then blame the other side of sowing division.
02:44:32.000 I'm just throwing this out here.
02:44:33.000 Maybe 10 years of saying if you want lower taxes, you're racist.
02:44:36.000 I know it to be true because I've been exposed to many cultures.
02:44:41.000 The worst is Butt Gig accusing Mike Pence of supporting conversion therapy.
02:44:46.000 You know he never did that?
02:44:49.000 It's in one page of a multi, I think, hundred page document on a website that could be misconstrued as supporting therapy for homosexuals.
02:45:01.000 And he's openly come out and said he did not support conversion therapy.
02:45:05.000 Here's the funny thing about that, because prior to ButtGig thinking that he's running against Mike Pence and not Trump?
02:45:12.000 He never wrote a word about him in his biography.
02:45:14.000 Right, but... He didn't have any disagreements.
02:45:17.000 Mike Pence treated him with the utmost respect.
02:45:19.000 You can look through a laundry list of quotes where ButtGig was talking about how Mike Pence and him were able to work together, and only now does he have a problem.
02:45:26.000 Well, right, because a couple weeks ago, the think pieces started to come out that ButtGig isn't gay enough.
02:45:32.000 Because... Well, no, seriously... His name is ButtGig.
02:45:35.000 I know, it's just funny coming from his mouth.
02:45:36.000 ButtGig isn't gay enough!
02:45:40.000 Well, no, because basically, like, you know, he's only sexually attracted to the same sex and married to one of them, he doesn't march in parades or get angry and do protests.
02:45:48.000 And ever since those thing pieces started to come out, he started running against Mike Pence for president, even though he's supposed to be running against Donald Trump.
02:45:56.000 He needs a rainbow suit, that's what he needs.
02:45:58.000 I have to take a breath.
02:45:59.000 And I'm sorry, but if Mike Pence's governor of Indiana was looking to put a butt gig in
02:46:06.000 a camp, you would think he would speak up about it as a self-fan to wherever he's from.
02:46:10.000 I have to take a breath.
02:46:11.000 If I'm going to vote for a blatant homosexual as the first gay president, I want a power
02:46:22.000 bottom!
02:46:23.000 Instead of using a microphone in a way that is about fueling the fan of hate, instead
02:46:30.000 You're gonna kill him.
02:46:34.000 You can't keep doing it.
02:46:35.000 You're just gonna kill him.
02:46:36.000 Look at him.
02:46:37.000 He's dying.
02:46:37.000 He's gonna have an aneurysm.
02:46:38.000 It's either that or the Dane Cook impression.
02:46:40.000 He's gonna have an aneurysm.
02:46:43.000 Wait, hold on.
02:46:44.000 Can we just take a moment and reflect on the fact that Kamala's still talking about her identity?
02:46:48.000 But this is definitely not identity politics.
02:46:51.000 I'll tell you how I identify Kamala Harris.
02:46:54.000 Ye who stole me black pearls!
02:46:58.000 Alright, here's the challenge.
02:47:01.000 We're not watching this anymore.
02:47:08.000 Okay, Bernie Sanders doing a Dame Cook.
02:47:12.000 Please, do this.
02:47:14.000 Ladies and gentlemen, we now have a new comedy special.
02:47:18.000 Bernie Sanders doing Dame Cook?
02:47:25.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
02:47:25.000 Let's hear it.
02:47:26.000 Let's hear it.
02:47:26.000 Dawn just asked her a glasses question.
02:47:28.000 Alright, what was the question?
02:47:29.000 That suggests... No, I don't mean you.
02:47:31.000 I didn't think so.
02:47:32.000 Thank you.
02:47:33.000 Ooh!
02:47:33.000 Look at that little knee lift!
02:47:35.000 Did you see that?
02:47:36.000 Oh, look at that little knee lift.
02:47:38.000 Did you see that?
02:47:39.000 I just went on TV.
02:47:40.000 I'm just digging myself.
02:47:41.000 Did you see that?
02:47:42.000 I wish we had a replay.
02:47:43.000 I don't understand the question.
02:47:44.000 In any event.
02:47:45.000 This is because there's a huge problem right now within the Democratic Party about whether
02:47:57.000 or not they should go for their normal policy.
02:48:01.000 The normal view is if we just win enough rural white voters like we've traditionally done, we'll be able to succeed in an election.
02:48:08.000 But here a lot of them have kind of gone Full minority.
02:48:11.000 They've said, you know what, let's just ignore the white voters, and that's what she's talking about here.
02:48:15.000 The guy in the Midwest is quote-unquote a white guy, right?
02:48:19.000 Because again, you know, if you're going to have reparations, you're going to have to define what white means or who the people are going to pay, or you're just going to have to admittedly make a bunch of people pay who didn't have anything to do with it.
02:48:28.000 But that's what they're talking about when they talk about codes, is who are the people that they're now going to ignore, and that's what she's talking about.
02:48:36.000 The thing is, people act as though Donald Trump completely changed the electoral map.
02:48:41.000 He didn't.
02:48:41.000 Democrats gave it to him with things like this.
02:48:44.000 There is no way Donald Trump wins Michigan without this kind of a town hall.
02:48:48.000 She looks normal.
02:48:49.000 Not this one.
02:48:49.000 Inequality.
02:48:50.000 Inequality.
02:48:51.000 You've got two for one, bud.
02:48:51.000 Drink, dammit.
02:48:52.000 Oh, no.
02:48:52.000 Sorry, dammit.
02:48:53.000 Gosh.
02:48:53.000 inequalities in the workplace. Women train men in income, leadership positions, and labor force participation rates.
02:49:00.000 Drink, dammit.
02:49:01.000 What do you plan to do as president to help the playing field and empower working women?
02:49:06.000 You don't get Asian rosacea though.
02:49:08.000 I do not, no.
02:49:08.000 It's from years of hyper damage to your liver.
02:49:10.000 I remember the Oscars. You don't get Asian rosacea though.
02:49:15.000 I do not.
02:49:16.000 It's from years of hyper damage to your liver. I'm like Asian only like waist to neck.
02:49:21.000 to neck. It is. It's perfect.
02:49:23.000 Okay, here's the thing.
02:49:23.000 something that has to be acknowledged and dealt with.
02:49:25.000 Women are paid on average 77% to the dollar.
02:49:30.000 OK, here's the thing.
02:49:31.000 Do you really believe?
02:49:33.000 Does anyone here not have access to Google?
02:49:35.000 Is that Aaron Andrews?
02:49:36.000 Sorry, go ahead.
02:49:38.000 Even Bing.
02:49:39.000 We know that the 77 cents on the dollar is not true.
02:49:42.000 I'm not going to go through the effort of debunking this right now.
02:49:45.000 It simply compares what women make versus what men make.
02:49:48.000 It doesn't take into account degrees.
02:49:49.000 It doesn't take into account amount of years worked in a specific field.
02:49:53.000 The fact that she's parroting that tells me advisors have told her that that's a winning issue on the DNC platform.
02:50:00.000 They couldn't care less about truth.
02:50:05.000 If people can get away with only paying women 70 cents a dollar, Maddie would be the only one employed right now.
02:50:11.000 If people can get away with only paying women 70 cents a dollar, Maddie would be the only
02:50:20.000 one employed right now.
02:50:21.000 I'd be out.
02:50:22.000 Good point.
02:50:23.000 But then you'd have to hire me back because of the torn fight.
02:50:27.000 She'd be the HBIC.
02:50:28.000 I pair 79.
02:50:30.000 Oh, alright.
02:50:32.000 That's because she gets a little bit lippy.
02:50:34.000 I just don't want to have to deal with it.
02:50:36.000 What are you, Google?
02:50:37.000 Paying the ladies more?
02:50:41.000 By the way, hey, by the way, listen.
02:50:42.000 Uh, see it at the promo code lotofthecleaner.com slash mugclub.
02:50:45.000 Promo code of CNN sucks.
02:50:46.000 The hashtag, oh gosh.
02:50:48.000 That guy's waiting for butt gig.
02:50:49.000 He looks like Wolverine banged butt gig!
02:50:51.000 He looks like Wolverine banged butt gig.
02:50:55.000 I don't know what he's going to ask but drink.
02:50:58.000 LGBTQ plus community.
02:51:00.000 Drink.
02:51:01.000 Visibility and safety like the transgender community and LGBTQ plus community members of color.
02:51:06.000 Right.
02:51:07.000 So I have my entire career in life been...
02:51:09.000 Don Lemon's gay and he said...
02:51:10.000 That was a gay question, man.
02:51:11.000 Wait, what the hell are you talking about?
02:51:12.000 What the hell are you talking about?
02:51:13.000 That was a gay question, man.
02:51:15.000 ...that no group should be treated without equality under the law.
02:51:20.000 And right now that is the case and we have got to change it.
02:51:23.000 Wait, what the hell are you talking about?
02:51:25.000 What the hell are you talking about?
02:51:26.000 How are gay people not observed as equal under the law?
02:51:28.000 ...we actually correct what is wrong and give LGBTQ people...
02:51:30.000 You see, Steven, when they say things, it's reality.
02:51:33.000 Yes!
02:51:34.000 Okay, now I understand.
02:51:36.000 That's how it works.
02:51:39.000 Human rights issue.
02:51:40.000 Just like violent sex offenders maintaining the right to vote.
02:51:43.000 I'm getting this now.
02:51:44.000 I'm understanding this now.
02:51:47.000 I mean, if you can follow the thread of that argument, you can follow anything down into a black bit of socialism.
02:51:53.000 Well, hold on a second.
02:51:53.000 Wait a second.
02:51:54.000 What if someone is in prison because they sexually assaulted or beat up a member of the LGBTQ plus community?
02:52:00.000 Don't you love that they write unironically LGBTQ plus community?
02:52:04.000 Because after LGBTQ, they're just like, ah, let's add a plus.
02:52:08.000 Whatever.
02:52:09.000 Add a red cross symbol!
02:52:11.000 You know, I really think someone should bring a lawsuit against CNN for not adequately representing all the other letters of the alphabet.
02:52:19.000 They had other questions that had three or four lines.
02:52:22.000 Why could they add the other letters here?
02:52:24.000 Ladies and gentlemen, if you are out there, and it's probably no one I'm actually talking to right now, really offended by the lack of letters, writes your local senator.
02:52:33.000 Do you realize that I actually had people complain when we did the Feminist Film Festival?
02:52:37.000 We made the joke about LGBTQAAIP.
02:52:40.000 Back then, that's what we said.
02:52:40.000 People were going like, okay, you're just extending the acronym now to mock them.
02:52:45.000 Here we are!
02:52:46.000 That was only four years ago!
02:52:49.000 Yeah, because back then it was just LGBT.
02:52:51.000 Now it's LGBTQ+, at minimum.
02:52:54.000 At minimum.
02:52:55.000 When was the last time you heard a liberal or a democrat say with a straight face, LGBT?
02:53:00.000 They never stop at T. They always add Q+, and they often add QA, and we've all heard a QAAIP now.
02:53:07.000 Seriously.
02:53:08.000 Without a hint of sarcasm.
02:53:10.000 But going back to your question about, like, you know, if felons should vote, what if the felon, you know, attacked a member of the LGBTQAI, whatever we're calling them, I wonder what Bernie Sanders would think of that.
02:53:22.000 I don't know.
02:53:24.000 I want to stir up a civil war between them.
02:53:26.000 They already have one.
02:53:27.000 Yeah, they do.
02:53:28.000 Identity politics lead to these kind of wars.
02:53:31.000 Can you really vote for the white male?
02:53:33.000 The straight white male?
02:53:35.000 What is it?
02:53:35.000 Cis?
02:53:36.000 Cis white male?
02:53:39.000 I mean, the millionaire cis white male?
02:53:42.000 I mean, give me a break.
02:53:43.000 Well, if you wrote a best-selling book... An international bestseller!
02:53:48.000 Yes, and Joe Biden's thinking, I should have thought of that.
02:53:50.000 I know.
02:53:51.000 He's like, I was too busy filling people up.
02:53:55.000 Smelling their hairs.
02:53:56.000 I guarantee you he smelled Kamala Harris.
02:54:00.000 The past couple of years have seen young people getting involved in politics and activism, organizing around issues such as gun control and climate change.
02:54:09.000 Look at him, he's so happy.
02:54:11.000 All right, I'm ready for this question.
02:54:12.000 Let's hear it.
02:54:13.000 Hi Senator.
02:54:14.000 Okay, last question.
02:54:15.000 The past couple of years have seen young people getting involved in politics and activism,
02:54:19.000 organizing around issues such as gun control and climate change.
02:54:22.000 Given that policies passed now will affect the younger generation for years to come,
02:54:26.000 do you believe that America should have the right to vote at age 16?
02:54:30.000 I'm really interested in having that conversation.
02:54:32.000 I have to tell you that.
02:54:33.000 You've been doing it all night!
02:54:37.000 I'm really interested in having a conversation.
02:54:39.000 I've already been having a conversation about it.
02:54:41.000 We are putting more responsibilities on people at a younger age.
02:54:46.000 Great.
02:54:47.000 I also agree with lowering the ownership of handguns age to 16.
02:54:50.000 Thank you.
02:54:51.000 I think the more robust it would be.
02:54:52.000 I think one of the downsides of the way that our system is currently constructed, but thanks to CNN for doing this town hall with students, is that if people don't vote or they don't write checks, they don't get hurt.
02:55:04.000 Do you know why you have to pay an additional fee until you're 25 to rent a car?
02:55:09.000 Because the brain is not fully developed, particularly this portion of the brain that takes into account risk-taking.
02:55:14.000 I think we should just consistently make it one age across the board.
02:55:17.000 That's why I have to pay an extra $19.99 when I go to frickin' Hertz.
02:55:21.000 But I can elect the next leader of the free world.
02:55:25.000 By the way, I think drinking, voting, guns, cars, I think we should just consistently
02:55:31.000 make it one age across the board.
02:55:32.000 It has gotten pretty complicated.
02:55:35.000 Forty.
02:55:37.000 I'm okay with that.
02:55:40.000 I don't even know how we got this far.
02:55:44.000 The thing is, most people wanted us to do Butt Gig after Bernie.
02:55:47.000 It went Bernie, Butt Gig, then Warren and Harris.
02:55:51.000 There's no way we're making it through Butt Gig.
02:55:52.000 They've been so repetitive now at this point.
02:55:54.000 They all say the same thing, except she is apologizing for truancy concerns.
02:55:58.000 I'm not gonna lie, I want Cuomo back.
02:56:00.000 He asks the good questions.
02:56:02.000 He was pretty rough on Ernie.
02:56:03.000 Oh, is this it?
02:56:05.000 That's it.
02:56:05.000 That's it!
02:56:06.000 All right, Kamal Harris.
02:56:07.000 Okay, before we go, enter lottowithcredit.com slash Mug Club promo code CNNSUCKS.
02:56:14.000 You get $20 off.
02:56:16.000 And what have we learned tonight?
02:56:19.000 First off, we're a glutton.
02:56:21.000 I am, at least, a glutton for punishment.
02:56:23.000 Second, that we need more beer if we play a drinking game that is as startlingly accurate as this in the future.
02:56:29.000 I mean, quite frankly, the fact that none of us were drunk after Elizabeth Warren shows something about our constitution.
02:56:36.000 That's just because we weren't paying attention because she was a woman.
02:56:38.000 And I also think that this one is... Can people still see me or did we already shut it off?
02:56:45.000 Can people see me or is it frozen?
02:56:46.000 It's frozen.
02:56:49.000 Is it frozen?
02:56:52.000 Alright, we have audio, but we lost the image.
02:56:54.000 Alright, so for people, this is the theater of your imagination.
02:56:57.000 Just for Brodigan.
02:56:57.000 It's okay, just keep the image up.
02:56:58.000 We're gonna go.
02:56:59.000 No, no, no!
02:57:00.000 Keep the image up!
02:57:00.000 Keep the image up!
02:57:01.000 Let's just keep it going now that we fixed it.
02:57:03.000 Let's just act like we fixed it.
02:57:04.000 Thank you so much to my half-Asian lawyer, Bill Richmond.
02:57:06.000 Of course, we have Brodigan tomorrow.
02:57:09.000 There is no show.
02:57:10.000 We will be back Wednesday with an Ash Wednesday and Thursday, just because Brodigan asked for it on the way out.
02:57:17.000 This is now Bernie Sanders.
02:57:19.000 Okay!
02:57:19.000 date I need a subject Bernie Sanders Bernie Sanders is Dane Cook as a
02:57:24.000 international bestseller yes New York Times bestseller list okay when I found
02:57:34.000 out that I was a bestseller I said what I never heard of being a bestseller
02:57:42.000 before the New York Times Who runs the New York Times bestseller list?!
02:57:50.000 I've heard it!
02:57:51.000 The Jews!
02:57:52.000 But I'm one of them!
02:57:54.000 Ooooooh!
02:57:55.000 I'm one of those Jews!
02:57:57.000 I can't do anymore.
02:58:00.000 I have voice hairs.
02:58:01.000 We'll see you tomorrow.
02:58:01.000 We'll see you Wednesday and Thursday!
02:58:03.000 Bye!
02:58:05.000 I'm so sorry for the bad audio, I'm not good at editing. I'm sorry!
02:58:17.000 Things won't be the same.