Louder with Crowder


COLD WAR 2.0? Will China Blink First Or Will Trump?


Summary

Vince Vince and Pops Crowder discuss the latest in the trade war between the United States and China. Plus, a new installment of The Nature Edition featuring the dire wolf and the question of the day: if you could be an animal, who or what animal would it be? Who or what would you be?


Transcript

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00:00:18.000 You know, most of the stuff out there is crap.
00:00:20.000 Welcome, Bongino Army.
00:00:22.000 I know he's doing some work there at the FBI, doing the Lord's work.
00:00:24.000 And so you're here from Vince.
00:00:26.000 Vince, which comes from Vincente.
00:00:29.000 Which actually, in Latin, translates to approximately, I'm not racist, but...
00:00:34.000 Today, we are going to be discussing the tariffs coming back from China.
00:00:39.000 Look, let me distill this for you.
00:00:40.000 We're going to make the case.
00:00:42.000 The tariff war needs to take place so that we can avoid actual war.
00:00:48.000 That's what the Cold War was.
00:00:49.000 This is actually more severe.
00:00:51.000 This is a new Cold War.
00:00:52.000 It's to avoid an actual war.
00:00:53.000 How do you think this plays out?
00:00:55.000 How do you think it ends?
00:00:57.000 We'll get into that.
00:00:57.000 Also, the left versus reality.
00:01:00.000 It's a new installment, the nature edition, because the dire wolf has been the point of a lot of debate.
00:01:04.000 But wolves, grizzly bears, and seals, what do they have in common?
00:01:09.000 Well, conservationists tried to fix the ecosystem, and they screwed up the ecosystem.
00:01:13.000 Also, Crockett's a racist.
00:01:14.000 We'll get to that and more, but first, this.
00:01:52.000 is the The Bounder.
00:01:59.000 For the constitutional law that created this country.
00:02:04.000 And some people don't.
00:02:07.000 If I had started liberalism, Mug Club can stop it.
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00:03:01.000 back.
00:03:03.000 Glad to be with you.
00:03:04.000 11 a.m. Eastern, weekdays as always.
00:03:08.000 Question of the day.
00:03:09.000 We kind of got away from this.
00:03:10.000 If you could unextinct, de-extinct, if you will, perhaps, you might, anyone or anything throughout all of human history of the animal kingdom, who or what would it be?
00:03:22.000 Who or what would it be?
00:03:25.000 Of course the natural answer is Jesus.
00:03:26.000 But then I'd undo the whole prophecy, so I don't know.
00:03:28.000 That could be sacrilegious.
00:03:29.000 Then we don't get saved, and that's so bad.
00:03:31.000 Captain Morgan is here, CEO.
00:03:33.000 So is Pops Crowder, along with your favorite, one of your favorites here in third chair.
00:03:38.000 He's going to be actually...
00:03:40.000 At the Coho's Music Hall in Coho's, New York, April 25th, Funniest Man Alive, Nick DiPaolo, fresh off of his vacation in the Bahamas, swimming with pigs, actually.
00:03:50.000 And we have, yeah, there you go.
00:03:57.000 She ate two apples out of my hand.
00:03:59.000 She gets apple crazy.
00:04:01.000 Oh, she's such a doobag.
00:04:03.000 The funny thing is, we created that in Photoshop, and then AI made Rosie O'Donnell look Asian, and it was somehow more unsettling.
00:04:11.000 I don't know what happened.
00:04:12.000 That's Rosie O'Donnell.
00:04:15.000 We were just learning about that.
00:04:17.000 I, for some reason, thought the Bahamas were the Caribbean, and then I realized that a lot of places we thought were in the Caribbean are not.
00:04:25.000 At least the way I, that's what I was told by the travel agent.
00:04:27.000 Yes. How was it?
00:04:29.000 Was it nice?
00:04:29.000 Oh, it was tremendous.
00:04:30.000 You know, me and the wife, you know, just tremendous.
00:04:33.000 Played Jeopardy.
00:04:35.000 Did you play with Wolf Blitzer?
00:04:37.000 Wolf Blitzer looks the same.
00:04:39.000 Today as he did in third grade.
00:04:41.000 He's always been a depressed German with a seeding hairline.
00:04:45.000 No, it was a great vacation.
00:04:46.000 I read a few books and I had a Heineken in my hand like around the clock.
00:04:51.000 There's nothing like a Heineken on the beach with Mein Kampf to relax.
00:04:54.000 Oh, I read that in seventh grade.
00:04:58.000 No, this is better stuff.
00:04:59.000 All right, we have a lot to get to, but this is, so I haven't seen this, but apparently immaculate conception among lesbians, because it's 2025, is alive and well.
00:05:10.000 Surprise! With that face?
00:05:14.000 overturned rovey weight my wife and i decided that we didn't want to risk getting pregnant and the only way to really prevent that was for both of us to close our legs it's not that we didn't want kids it's that we didn't want either one of us to fall pregnant and then there'd be complications and us not have access to medically
00:05:29.000 necessary abortion and while we both had iud's at the time because we weren't ready to have a baby we still liked having the idea of an abortion as a backup plan just in case
00:05:39.000 All this to say, we haven't had sex since 2021, but my wife is pregnant.
00:05:43.000 Now you might be thinking, Cass, she definitely cheated on you.
00:05:47.000 But she told me she didn't, and she's giving me no reason for me not to believe her.
00:05:51.000 Except that she is with child!
00:05:53.000 I am so confused right now.
00:05:55.000 I can't do the math.
00:05:57.000 I can't even do it.
00:05:58.000 If it happens, somehow it happens.
00:06:00.000 If God wants us to have a kid, he will impregnate one of us.
00:06:04.000 God hates you!
00:06:06.000 We are expecting a little bit of them in November.
00:06:09.000 Look, you are two lesbians with IUDs not having sex post Roe v.
00:06:16.000 Wade and your lesbian wife is pregnant.
00:06:18.000 Do not call upon the Lord's name.
00:06:20.000 He has damned you to hell.
00:06:22.000 Call David Copperfield.
00:06:25.000 What the hell is she talking about?
00:06:27.000 Just David Blaine mounting her wife in the corner.
00:06:29.000 That would have been a better one, actually.
00:06:30.000 That's right, yeah.
00:06:30.000 Now watch.
00:06:34.000 Whack people on a chair.
00:06:35.000 Oh, damn!
00:06:35.000 Oh, no!
00:06:36.000 I was about to say, yeah, call the guy plowing your wife.
00:06:38.000 Cheating with Chris Angel.
00:06:42.000 This is how delusional the left is.
00:06:45.000 This person, please, mission control, fact, this is not a troll, right?
00:06:50.000 This is real.
00:06:51.000 From what I understand, this is real.
00:06:54.000 These people are so married to the issue of abortion that no one stops two lesbians with IUDs who are celibate and says, what?
00:07:07.000 My wife has given me no reason to believe she's cheating.
00:07:10.000 The baby in her stomach?
00:07:13.000 That's not a reason.
00:07:14.000 It's almost as though that is undeniable proof.
00:07:18.000 She skipped biology class.
00:07:20.000 No. I thought that was the craziest part, and then she was like, well, and then we prayed about it, and we're like, well, if God wants us to have a baby, and I'm just like, okay, this got crazier for me.
00:07:28.000 I thought it was as far as it could go.
00:07:29.000 But it's not, apparently.
00:07:30.000 Does God want you to have a baby, and no one has a monopoly on talking to God, but hold on.
00:07:34.000 Ring, ring.
00:07:34.000 No, he doesn't.
00:07:37.000 I'm gonna go out on a limb.
00:07:39.000 I don't even know.
00:07:40.000 I know.
00:07:40.000 It's hard, because you guys hadn't seen it.
00:07:43.000 That's how insane it is.
00:07:44.000 Where no one in the studio can make sense of it.
00:07:46.000 Because it's nonsense.
00:07:48.000 I was literally sitting here going, am I missing, is there a transgender angle in here?
00:07:52.000 So did I. Does she have a husband?
00:07:55.000 You couldn't find the angle.
00:07:58.000 I can't anymore.
00:07:59.000 This is like talking about business and money for me now.
00:08:01.000 Someone has an IUD in their jaw.
00:08:04.000 This is what happens.
00:08:06.000 Love is love.
00:08:09.000 I disagree.
00:08:11.000 I disagree.
00:08:12.000 I don't think all loves are equal.
00:08:14.000 And I don't think that all loves are equivalent, just to be clear.
00:08:17.000 Why? Well, because one can lead to, well, one can lead to, obviously, conception, giving birth, and rearing a child without an insane amount of confusion.
00:08:29.000 Let's not act like they're equivalent.
00:08:30.000 Love is love.
00:08:31.000 Okay, this is what it gets you.
00:08:33.000 I know people think I'm to the right of Attila the Hun, even on social issues.
00:08:36.000 I was against same-sex marriage then because of this, and now you see why.
00:08:40.000 And also, you can comment below, hey, do you believe her?
00:08:44.000 She ought to write a book called Heather Has Two Morons.
00:08:48.000 Well, the good news is as of November 5th, we don't have to worry about this anymore.
00:08:55.000 Oh, that dirty...
00:08:57.000 And the face on her.
00:08:58.000 Anybody wants to tap that?
00:09:00.000 It's the face Mel Gibson sees in his nightmares.
00:09:03.000 I just love watching you go through the Rolodex looking for Criss Angel.
00:09:07.000 I almost went with Houdini.
00:09:11.000 By the way, there is a new David Blaine show that I highly recommend on Discovery where he just goes around and he kisses a cobra or some shit.
00:09:18.000 Really? It's not magic, but he goes and does fire breathing and chewing razors and he kissed a cobra.
00:09:24.000 He's like, I've always wanted to kiss a cobra.
00:09:27.000 You're like, why?
00:09:28.000 Why did you always want to?
00:09:30.000 There you go.
00:09:30.000 Kissing a cobra.
00:09:31.000 I've seen that.
00:09:33.000 People in India that do that?
00:09:35.000 Yeah, well, this one was Thailand, but then he goes to India.
00:09:38.000 They kiss one, like, right on the nose.
00:09:40.000 Yeah, they kiss it.
00:09:40.000 Sometimes they get clipped, and it's funny.
00:09:43.000 They get sick, and they die.
00:09:45.000 They start screaming like they're playing Russian roulette and deer hunter.
00:09:51.000 Kiss him, Nicky, kiss him!
00:09:57.000 All right, okay.
00:09:59.000 Hey, we have a new confirmation here.
00:10:02.000 Yesterday, the Senate confirmed a new Trump cabinet official, and this is a pretty big one.
00:10:06.000 Might fly under the radar, but Albert Scobie was confirmed to serve as Defense Department Undersecretary.
00:10:14.000 For policy.
00:10:15.000 I know that sounds good.
00:10:16.000 It's a real thing, but the vote was 54-45, and then we'll show you who voted no.
00:10:21.000 On this vote, the yeas are 54, the nays are 45, and the nomination is confirmed under the previous order to motion.
00:10:28.000 The motion to reconsider is considered made and laid upon the table, and the president will be immediately notified of the Senate's actions.
00:10:35.000 You just had to make it through two phrases, and you couldn't?
00:10:37.000 You had one job.
00:10:40.000 There were three.
00:10:42.000 Three Democrats who voted yes, and McConnell voted no.
00:10:47.000 Surprise! Saying, abandoning Ukraine and Europe and downplaying the Middle East to prioritize the Indo-Pacific is not a clever geopolitical chess move.
00:10:56.000 It is geostratic self-harm that emboldens our adversaries and drives wedges between America and our allies for them to exploit.
00:11:03.000 Okay, I understand that.
00:11:05.000 It would hold water if Europe, who demands that we spend more money on the war between Ukraine and Russia, didn't.
00:11:11.000 Spend all of their money, by the way, on Russian energy while putting tariffs on ours.
00:11:15.000 But let me ask you this.
00:11:16.000 You're talking about emboldening our adversaries.
00:11:18.000 Where do you line up on the tariffs with China?
00:11:20.000 McConnell? Who's a greater threat, Russia or China?
00:11:24.000 That was written by a staffer.
00:11:25.000 McConnell didn't write that.
00:11:26.000 His stroke brain doesn't know half those words.
00:11:29.000 No way.
00:11:31.000 Grok auto-corrected.
00:11:35.000 Filling his diaper as he talked.
00:11:39.000 Kobe, just to be clear, he's a hawk on China who has advocated for, in all references available, links in the description, an increased focus overall on China and the Asia Pacific, a decreased focus on Ukraine, increased defense spending from our allies specifically in Asia, and he actually made this statement at the confirmation hearing himself.
00:11:58.000 Taiwan is very important to the United States, but as you said, it's not an existential interest.
00:12:02.000 It's very important.
00:12:03.000 The core American interest is in denying China regional hegemony.
00:12:06.000 What's changed, Senator, as we discussed, is the dramatic deterioration of the military balance.
00:12:10.000 So my view that the combination of the greater threat from China and the lack of preparedness on our part...
00:12:18.000 respect, Senator, about Taiwan's efforts.
00:12:19.000 I think actually as a proportion of GDP, it's well below 3%.
00:12:22.000 I agree with President Trump that they should be more like 10% or at least something in that ballpark.
00:12:26.000 Really focused on their defense.
00:12:28.000 So we need to properly incentivize them.
00:12:30.000 So together, that means that my focus has been, again, with the shooting the flare metaphor I used earlier, Senator, to get Taiwan motivated to avoid precipitating a conflict that is not necessary with Beijing and giving us time and space to be able to try to rectify this problem.
00:12:45.000 That is my goal, Senator.
00:12:45.000 Because
00:12:47.000 Thank you, Mr. Quayle.
00:12:48.000 Pretty sharp.
00:12:49.000 I was going to say, Mr. Control, get a picture of him in the middle.
00:12:52.000 He is the love child of Tucker Carlson and Ed Begley Jr.
00:12:56.000 They had a baby.
00:12:57.000 It's Colby.
00:12:57.000 And for those of you wondering, by the way, Colby Cheese originated in Colby, Wisconsin in 1885, developed by Joseph F. Steinone, who, of course, named it after the township where his father built the first cheese factory.
00:13:08.000 And that's been this week's Cheese Facts.
00:13:14.000 Facts.
00:13:17.000 Is that my phone?
00:13:18.000 I got a message from my wife.
00:13:19.000 Today, a little bit of what you came for and some of what you didn't.
00:13:25.000 So, let's go to China.
00:13:29.000 I don't know.
00:13:30.000 And by the way, the Chinese, if nothing else, the reason that we should go to war, they don't have one good dessert in the country.
00:13:38.000 What is a Chinese dessert?
00:13:40.000 It's a cookie with a piece of newspaper.
00:13:43.000 That's all it is.
00:13:44.000 Somebody had extra time and they're like, I'll write this on a thing, whatever.
00:13:47.000 They put frosting on an eel.
00:13:51.000 That's true.
00:13:54.000 It's always, you get Asian, you're like, what's the Thai do?
00:13:56.000 They have the sticky mango rice with the coconuts.
00:13:58.000 That's pretty good.
00:13:59.000 But you know what?
00:14:00.000 Comment below if I'm missing something.
00:14:02.000 Do the Chinese have any good desserts?
00:14:05.000 I don't know.
00:14:06.000 Let's... Let's talk about China right now because obviously we've discussed the tariffs and I know that people have tariff fatigue and I know the markets are pretty volatile.
00:14:13.000 But I want to be clear about something here.
00:14:16.000 The tariff war that is going on, it is necessary to avoid a real war.
00:14:24.000 To avoid an actual physical war.
00:14:27.000 Let me ask you this.
00:14:28.000 Do you doubt that the end game here Do you doubt that at some point the Western world is going to have to go to war with a communist dictatorship who, by the way, has said that they seek to destroy and undermine Western civilization?
00:14:46.000 Do you acknowledge that?
00:14:47.000 Let me ask you, would you rather have a Cold War or an actual war?
00:14:52.000 With China.
00:14:53.000 The Cold War was to avoid, obviously, actual war.
00:14:55.000 Now, in that case, I would even argue that there was more miscommunication, there was more suspicion there, and Russia was not the kind of global superpower that China is in comparison to the United States.
00:15:06.000 China has used our systems to subvert them, and they seek to destroy the United States.
00:15:10.000 Let me even go one step further.
00:15:12.000 If the United...
00:15:13.000 Some people will say, well, their goal is just to basically take over our economy.
00:15:16.000 Okay. So let's say that happens, and they cripple us.
00:15:20.000 Do you honestly believe that the Chinese at that point won't strike?
00:15:24.000 You think it ends with you stay over there and we stay over here?
00:15:28.000 There's going to be a clash.
00:15:30.000 And I want to give you an example here, too.
00:15:33.000 We can kind of see what would happen with some industries.
00:15:37.000 People are saying, well, all these industries that rely on shore, like rare earth minerals.
00:15:42.000 Perfect example, because it also deals with communism, cigars.
00:15:45.000 There was the embargo put on Cuba, Cuban cigars.
00:15:48.000 They basically had a monopoly on the industry.
00:15:50.000 Right? A communist country.
00:15:51.000 Cuba. It's God's gift to Cuba.
00:15:53.000 The soil.
00:15:54.000 When we put the embargo on Cuba, they moved to the Dominican.
00:15:58.000 Then eventually Nicaragua.
00:15:58.000 They moved to Honduras.
00:16:00.000 And there are more fantastic cigars now than ever before.
00:16:03.000 It was actually so much a given that JFK, when he signed the embargo, that day, for people who don't know, he had his assistant go out and purchase 1,200 Petit Upman cigars before the embargo went into effect.
00:16:19.000 Then, so at that point in time, people are going, well, say goodbye to cigars.
00:16:22.000 There are more cigars than ever.
00:16:23.000 The cigar boom happened after that.
00:16:26.000 You think that can't happen with other industries as it relates to China?
00:16:32.000 Maybe not with every industry, but it certainly can.
00:16:36.000 We don't know what it looks like yet.
00:16:38.000 That's an unknown.
00:16:39.000 What we do know, I would argue, and you can comment below, this ends in war with China unless something changes at some point, which I don't want.
00:16:48.000 Now, if you doubt that, don't take my word for it.
00:16:53.000 China has vowed to fight until the very end.
00:16:57.000 Do you know what that means against the US?
00:16:59.000 If the US overlooks the interests of the two countries and the international community and is determined to fight a tariff and a trade war, China's response will continue to the end.
00:17:10.000 Next one, please.
00:17:13.000 Now, what does the end mean?
00:17:14.000 Remember, last month, China's foreign ministry said on X, if a war is what the U.S. wants, be it a tariff war, a trade war, or any other type of war, we're ready to fight till the end.
00:17:24.000 They've told you.
00:17:25.000 They've given you the blueprint.
00:17:28.000 Some tariffs kind of seem like we're getting out easy at this point, doesn't it?
00:17:31.000 Yeah. It doesn't seem like, I mean, there's a bit of a trap that we're kind of all heading into with this, that China doesn't have any kind of an off-ramp.
00:17:38.000 Based on what they're saying right now, we're going to fight to the end.
00:17:40.000 I didn't realize the X-Post had that as well.
00:17:42.000 I knew they would say any kind of war you want, but they're like, oh, we're ready to fight to the end.
00:17:45.000 Okay. That's the posturing that's going on right now.
00:17:49.000 Right. Hopefully, and I think Donald Trump knows how to do this, he gives them an off-ramp that helps them save face and we avoid the war, but we correct the economic problem.
00:17:58.000 I hope we do, but we don't have an off-ramp.
00:18:01.000 No. Unless we correct the economic problem.
00:18:02.000 No, absolutely not.
00:18:03.000 Absolutely not.
00:18:03.000 That's the issue.
00:18:04.000 There is no off-ramp.
00:18:06.000 From the direction we are headed right now, unless something changes.
00:18:09.000 And the media has half the public believing that the tariffs are going to cause an actual war.
00:18:13.000 Just the opposite.
00:18:15.000 And they're coming out in parks and droves.
00:18:17.000 It could happen, but it's not happening because of the tariffs.
00:18:20.000 It's happening because it was going to happen anyway.
00:18:23.000 There's never been a point in human history, aside from maybe the Cold War, where you have a world economic superpower and another one coming up with fundamentally different values, and they don't clash.
00:18:35.000 The Greeks, the Romans, the Persians, the Ottomans, the Mongolians.
00:18:38.000 It's human nature.
00:18:40.000 And China absolutely and expressly, they state they hate everything that we're about and they want to use our systems to subvert and destroy our economic systems.
00:18:51.000 This is the government of Mao.
00:18:53.000 I'm not a war hawk.
00:18:54.000 This is not me pulling a McConnell or a Ukraine.
00:18:56.000 I'm saying to avoid war, we have to uncouple from China.
00:19:01.000 So yesterday, for those of you who missed it, The tariffs from President Trump became official, I guess today, midnight, including 104%, a massive rate on China.
00:19:13.000 I just spoke to the president about this, and he believes that China wants to make a deal with the United States.
00:19:18.000 He believes China has to make a deal with the United States.
00:19:21.000 It was a mistake for China to retaliate.
00:19:23.000 The president, when America is punched, he punches back harder.
00:19:27.000 That's why there will be 104% tariffs going into effect on China tonight at midnight.
00:19:33.000 But the president believes that Xi and China want to make a deal.
00:19:36.000 They just don't know how to get that started.
00:19:38.000 And the president also wanted me to tell all of you that if China reaches out to make a deal, he'll...
00:19:45.000 She is a tiny package of dynamite, and if I was Donald Trump, I would send her in to negotiate because she'd still be larger than the Chinese ambassador.
00:19:55.000 Such a big lady!
00:19:57.000 You have such a big lady!
00:19:58.000 No, no, no, she's actually about average.
00:20:00.000 Oh, no!
00:20:03.000 Do I have this right?
00:20:04.000 The Chinese president wants to be referred to as she, his pronoun.
00:20:10.000 She, Xi Jinping.
00:20:12.000 She? I will also accept they, them.
00:20:16.000 So, this might sound like a lot, 104%.
00:20:20.000 And also, I want to be clear about this, too.
00:20:22.000 People will point to Donald Trump as a hypocrite.
00:20:24.000 They'll point to business folks as hypocrites and go, well, Trump ties were made in China.
00:20:27.000 Well, look at these business owners who have their stuff manufactured in China.
00:20:31.000 In many cases, there is no ability outside of that because our current economic system is predicated on cheap labor from China.
00:20:40.000 We've talked about this with mugs.
00:20:41.000 We can get them painted.
00:20:42.000 There's no one who can meet capacity.
00:20:44.000 So I would actually see that as a virtue.
00:20:47.000 Someone who would stand to benefit from cheap labor, like Donald Trump or like Kevin O'Leary, who we'll get to, is saying this is not sustainable.
00:20:54.000 We have to do it this way now, but we don't want to.
00:20:56.000 104% sounds like a lot.
00:20:59.000 I love this guy.
00:21:11.000 they don't play by the rules they've been in the wto for decades they have never abided by any
00:21:17.000 Pause. Is he talking to a Chinese carp?
00:21:26.000 No, I was going to say, that's a Down syndrome guy.
00:21:31.000 It looks like a Chaz Bono St. Jude's.
00:21:35.000 He's got a touch of mongloid in him.
00:21:37.000 All right, let's continue watching.
00:21:38.000 Kevin, I'm listening intently.
00:21:40.000 That technology, they steal it, they manufacture it, sell it back here.
00:21:45.000 Never has an administration...
00:21:47.000 Does Americans stand 400% tariffs?
00:21:49.000 What would that look like?
00:21:50.000 I want Xi on an airplane...
00:21:52.000 To Washington, to level the playing field.
00:21:55.000 This is not about tariffs anymore.
00:21:57.000 That's right.
00:21:57.000 Nobody has taken on China yet, not the Europeans, no administration for decades.
00:22:03.000 As someone who actually does business there, I've had enough.
00:22:06.000 And I know people will say, oh, he's a hypocrite because you've watched him on Shark Tank.
00:22:11.000 Sure. But this is why it matters.
00:22:15.000 Someone is saying, hey, we should have a 400% tariff on China, and it's the same guy.
00:22:20.000 Who you've seen say things like this.
00:22:22.000 You said before that you wouldn't consider...
00:22:25.000 I'm not going to consider.
00:22:26.000 I'm just saying we wouldn't be able to.
00:22:27.000 Let's just test that for a moment.
00:22:30.000 Let's just say for a sec that a manufacturer in Asia could make it for $150 in quantities of, let's say, $1,000.
00:22:38.000 That'd put you in business right now, my friend.
00:22:40.000 You'd be in business with a distributor that you're not doing any business with right now.
00:22:43.000 And yet you're saying no to that.
00:22:44.000 Why? I believe I can make it.
00:22:47.000 I know I can.
00:22:48.000 Donnie, you can't solve the problem we're talking about here.
00:22:53.000 One man can't do it.
00:22:54.000 I'm talking about the problem of getting it done offshore.
00:22:57.000 There's a reason that's happening.
00:22:59.000 And there's a reason that a lot of the furniture manufacturers are coming back.
00:23:02.000 Yeah, but you know, to say that the quality is bad everywhere offshore is wrong.
00:23:08.000 Of course.
00:23:09.000 And so, I'm kind of stuck here.
00:23:13.000 He understands the systems that exist.
00:23:16.000 We talked about cigars.
00:23:18.000 Okay, cigars in Cuba.
00:23:19.000 Let me ask you this.
00:23:21.000 We are very much, at this point, we are reliant, for example, on China, not just for rare earth minerals, but really, we don't have the ability to process them.
00:23:29.000 Okay. There's been a discovery recently.
00:23:32.000 I can't remember if it's cobalt or lithium, salt and sea.
00:23:35.000 There's nothing else there.
00:23:37.000 It's awful.
00:23:39.000 It's like hell on earth.
00:23:40.000 Where is it?
00:23:41.000 Salton Sea, right outside, kind of between Palm Desert and Los Angeles.
00:23:46.000 Used to have a yacht club there, and Barack Obama, during the stimulus package, pumped about $7 million into a yacht club that hadn't existed for decades.
00:23:46.000 Oh, okay.
00:23:53.000 It just smells like death.
00:23:55.000 It's dried up.
00:23:56.000 It smells like sulfur.
00:23:57.000 There's a hobo town called Slab City.
00:24:00.000 We could use it for lithium.
00:24:02.000 We could use it for whatever rare earth minerals, and put the processing facilities right there.
00:24:08.000 Well, we can't because there's likely some kind of eco-regulations that don't...
00:24:11.000 You don't think that we could make that cheaper to use resources from our own place that is being used for nothing else in the Salton Sea with plenty of land to set up the processing facilities?
00:24:22.000 You don't think we can make that more efficient than importing it from China or taking minerals from another country, rare earth metals, sending them to China to be processed?
00:24:31.000 We could do it all right here.
00:24:34.000 No one is doing it because it's impossible.
00:24:35.000 And again, the regulations are predicated on the idea of, well, no one will do it here because it's cheaper in China.
00:24:41.000 Because you have made it cost prohibitive.
00:24:45.000 Yeah. I want to go back to Kevin O'Leary's point because his point is the overall point and people are missing this.
00:24:51.000 We're slowly heading towards an inevitable death in this country if we don't address this problem.
00:24:56.000 You brought up the example of Russia in a Cold War.
00:24:59.000 The reason it's different is because when we were going against Russia, our businesses weren't tied economically to Russia.
00:25:05.000 We didn't have corporations going out there and doing the bidding of the Chinese party, essentially, to curry favor and to make sure they had favorable agreements.
00:25:13.000 We do have that now.
00:25:15.000 And that is the difference.
00:25:16.000 We are having to uncouple that.
00:25:18.000 And that's where this game is going to be fought is information and trying to put out propaganda.
00:25:25.000 I just use that as an example, yes, because China controls 90% of the rare earth processing and they just put some export controls in the United States.
00:25:31.000 Wouldn't it be nice for us to be able to say, alright, fine, we're going to go to this piece of crap plot of land, the Salton Sea, or wherever it is that we could actually mine, we could hopefully have some kind of new discovery expedition to see what reserves we have and create our own processing,
00:25:46.000 create our own refining facilities.
00:25:48.000 But instead we go, oh my god!
00:25:49.000 This is horrible!
00:25:50.000 We have to play ball with China.
00:25:52.000 Really? That's your answer?
00:25:53.000 And where were we getting our medicine during COVID?
00:25:56.000 Right. There was a shortage across the board.
00:25:58.000 They're making our medicine.
00:25:59.000 Gee, how could that get us in a pickle in the future?
00:26:01.000 Exactly. Look, I get it.
00:26:04.000 It sucks, but this is not the same as inflation that you saw as a result of government policy trying to purchase votes and orchestrating a lockdown.
00:26:13.000 If we do, and we likely will see some kind of inflation or increased cost of goods and services.
00:26:18.000 It's to avoid a real war.
00:26:20.000 That's the path that we're on.
00:26:21.000 He painted a really good picture there.
00:26:22.000 It wasn't just about tariffs.
00:26:23.000 He was describing their character, how they steal patents, how they make stuff, sell it back to us.
00:26:29.000 He was trying to define for the American people, even though he's Canadian, what these people are like, and it matters.
00:26:37.000 This is a way to kind of keep them and get them in a place where they can play fair.
00:26:42.000 At least pretend to play fair.
00:26:44.000 And the number of the tariff doesn't matter.
00:26:46.000 Here we have China.
00:26:47.000 Additional 50%?
00:26:48.000 Yeah. On top of what?
00:26:49.000 On top of what already?
00:26:51.000 Yeah. 54. So it's 104% total.
00:26:54.000 It depended on the industry.
00:26:57.000 Some industries were 36, some were...
00:26:59.000 Well, theirs is probably at least that, because it's on top of already.
00:27:01.000 Right. And noodles, you had something?
00:27:03.000 Yeah, research sent in two things.
00:27:04.000 First off, it was $540 billion worth of lithium discovered in the Salton Sea.
00:27:09.000 That's a lot of nuts!
00:27:09.000 And then the inevitability of this clash you were referring to, you even mentioned Greece.
00:27:15.000 It's called the Thucydides Trap.
00:27:18.000 It's a deadly pattern of structural stress that results I don't really need an abstract.
00:27:30.000 I don't really need an abstract on that.
00:27:32.000 It's like, oh wait, someone's coming up and wants your shit?
00:27:34.000 Got it.
00:27:35.000 These conditions have occurred 16 times in history.
00:27:37.000 War broke out in 12 of them.
00:27:40.000 No, it's occurred far more than that.
00:27:41.000 It's pretty much been every war.
00:27:43.000 A war over resources.
00:27:44.000 Someone developing into a problem.
00:27:45.000 You could even relate it to the tribes here in North America.
00:27:48.000 The Algonquins and the Iroquois.
00:27:49.000 One of them was nomadic.
00:27:50.000 I don't really care because we beat them.
00:27:50.000 One of them was sedentary.
00:27:51.000 They didn't use the wheel.
00:27:52.000 So this comes down to who in this war, trade war, blinks first.
00:27:58.000 Right? And again, this is all posturing to avoid a real war.
00:28:01.000 The Chinese side, they're confident that America is going to back down.
00:28:05.000 How can you tell if they're blinking?
00:28:08.000 It's exceedingly difficult.
00:28:11.000 You ever have an Asian lady wink at you?
00:28:13.000 Is that a pass?
00:28:14.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:28:16.000 They do think that we're going to blink first and just watch Einar Tangen talk about this from the set of The Frighteners.
00:28:24.000 A lot of people who elected Donald Trump because they thought he could control prices will be calling for his head.
00:28:31.000 This is what's so odd.
00:28:33.000 I mean, the idea is that...
00:28:35.000 Trump is trying to bluff somebody, but they've seen his hand.
00:28:38.000 And China is calling it.
00:28:40.000 They are absolutely resolved.
00:28:42.000 They've seen his backhand.
00:28:44.000 I hope so.
00:28:45.000 What, did the CCP send you out to do that?
00:28:48.000 They've seen our hand?
00:28:49.000 Yes, our hand is that we control consumption in the world right now.
00:28:53.000 So if you don't have us, good luck.
00:28:56.000 By the way, going back to Cuba, you know one of their main trading partners?
00:28:58.000 China. Oh, why?
00:29:00.000 If communism worked...
00:29:01.000 Why would our sanctions, why would our embargoes with Cuba affect them at all?
00:29:06.000 They've had Russia, they've had China, and they still have taxicabs from the 1950s.
00:29:11.000 Because China is a cheap goods economy.
00:29:14.000 It cannot provide the bedrock for an industrial, for a technological, for an innovative revolution in Cuba.
00:29:21.000 If the United States, well if Cuba of course got rid of their communist regime, if the United States opened up to Cuba, I mean within two years.
00:29:21.000 They can't.
00:29:29.000 Within two years, they could be brought into the new world.
00:29:31.000 That's the power of the United States.
00:29:33.000 China? Huge population.
00:29:35.000 Huge country.
00:29:36.000 Huge economy.
00:29:37.000 They can pull no one else out from poverty.
00:29:39.000 It's not possible.
00:29:40.000 So even if you hate the United States, do you want the rest of the world to look like the slave class of China?
00:29:46.000 Or would you like to see, for example, Cuba divest from China and say, okay, come on in.
00:29:51.000 Now you have new...
00:29:52.000 Imagine Cuba tomorrow.
00:29:53.000 Okay, you can have cars finally.
00:29:56.000 Okay, you can get soap.
00:29:58.000 Okay, you can get basic goods that we take for granted here in the United States.
00:30:02.000 They've had China for a long time.
00:30:04.000 Hey, two communists of a feather.
00:30:06.000 Doesn't seem to work out.
00:30:07.000 That's something that people just fail to realize.
00:30:10.000 If China becomes a superpower, they not only can't pull countries out of poverty, they will plunge every country they possibly can into poverty in the name of their great Maoist ideal.
00:30:22.000 So this man here...
00:30:23.000 He says, ah, China's in charge, and I don't even know what he's saying.
00:30:27.000 I know that President Trump's team begs to differ.
00:30:30.000 Ladies and gentlemen, we have breaking news.
00:30:33.000 That's what's going to happen.
00:30:34.000 What other presidents allow China to get away with is absolutely criminal, but I'm not like the other presidents.
00:30:41.000 It's not going to happen under President Trump.
00:30:44.000 It's just not going to happen.
00:30:45.000 Maria, I think it's unfortunate that the Chinese actually don't want to come and negotiate because they are the worst offenders in the international trading system.
00:30:56.000 They have the most imbalanced economy in the history of the modern world.
00:31:00.000 And I can tell you that this escalation is a loser for them.
00:31:05.000 I'm telling you, these countries are calling us up, kissing my ass.
00:31:09.000 They are dying to make a deal.
00:31:12.000 Please, please, sir, make a deal.
00:31:13.000 I'll do anything.
00:31:15.000 I'll do anything, sir.
00:31:16.000 And then I'll see some rebel Republican, you know, some guy that wants to grandstand, say, I think the Congress should take over negotiations.
00:31:25.000 Let me tell you, you don't negotiate like I do.
00:31:27.000 By the way, I love that his voice is like the black comedian's white guy voice.
00:31:32.000 Well, I don't think we should negotiate.
00:31:36.000 The bottom line in all this is...
00:31:38.000 There's not a country out there...
00:31:42.000 I mean, they need us!
00:31:43.000 Every country out there needs us, including China, more than we need them.
00:31:47.000 Just say that, but of course they...
00:31:49.000 And you know what?
00:31:50.000 We're not going to be there for any of these other countries if we're dependent on China, and they decide to pull the rug out from under us, which is their plan!
00:31:57.000 They've said so!
00:32:00.000 The rug's not even made in China.
00:32:02.000 It's made in Iran.
00:32:04.000 Remember that when people said Persian rugs were good investments?
00:32:07.000 Turns out that was a crock.
00:32:08.000 Boy, I lost a leg on that one.
00:32:10.000 Yeah, me too on Beanie Babies and Pogs.
00:32:13.000 I'm not like other presidents.
00:32:16.000 Jeff's dad lets him play ball in the house.
00:32:18.000 I'm not like Jeff's dad.
00:32:19.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:32:20.000 I'm different.
00:32:21.000 Jeff's dad's head comes to a point.
00:32:23.000 That's right.
00:32:24.000 Not like those other parents.
00:32:26.000 Jeff's dad's...
00:32:27.000 Look, a lot of people say this.
00:32:29.000 They say he's a bitch.
00:32:30.000 I say...
00:32:31.000 I can't believe they say, whoa, what a bitch.
00:32:34.000 His mom sleeps around.
00:32:35.000 She does?
00:32:37.000 We're not even sure that Jeff's dad is frankly Jeff's dad.
00:32:44.000 Like those two lesbians with IUDs.
00:32:46.000 Can't figure it out.
00:32:48.000 Can't figure it out.
00:32:49.000 It was a troll.
00:32:49.000 It was a troll.
00:32:50.000 So instead of worrying, it was a troll?
00:32:53.000 Yeah. Oh, okay.
00:32:54.000 Admonish us.
00:32:55.000 I'm admonishing research.
00:32:57.000 No, look, my name's on the ledger.
00:33:00.000 I thought it was, but someone told me.
00:33:02.000 The lesbians were a troll?
00:33:03.000 The lesbians were a troll.
00:33:04.000 Oh. That's the thing.
00:33:05.000 I was sure that they were.
00:33:07.000 We're all up in arms.
00:33:08.000 Oh, come on, guys.
00:33:09.000 Is that AI, that face?
00:33:10.000 Now, if I were a cop, I'd be like, whoa, see, the point remains because you can't tell reality from true, but we should have done better.
00:33:18.000 Well, how do you figure it out?
00:33:20.000 It's very difficult.
00:33:21.000 They say this is a troll account, and you go, oh, yeah.
00:33:25.000 I always comment on shit, and then people are like, do you realize that was a troll?
00:33:28.000 I don't give a shit.
00:33:29.000 I'm still unloading.
00:33:31.000 That's a good comment.
00:33:32.000 I'm looking for a reason.
00:33:33.000 I've got high blood pressure.
00:33:34.000 I need this.
00:33:36.000 You can't swim with pigs every day.
00:33:39.000 Instead of worrying about defeating China, though, Stephen Colbert, well, I should say, instead of worrying about defeating China, Or writing jokes.
00:33:48.000 Stephen Colbert is focused on Nintendos and iPhones or something.
00:33:52.000 The tariffs are already hitting America right in the joystick because gamers were supposed to be able to order Nintendo's Switch 2 starting tomorrow, but now Nintendo has delayed Switch 2 pre-orders in the United States over the Trump tariffs.
00:34:06.000 What? I need my Nintendo.
00:34:11.000 What am I supposed to do without our new Mario game?
00:34:14.000 Take a bunch of mushrooms and jump on turtles in real life?
00:34:17.000 Maybe, right?
00:34:18.000 Jokes? That's what got me banned from the petting zoo.
00:34:22.000 104% Chinese tariffs are going to make everything more expensive.
00:34:26.000 iPhones, laptops, those wonderful knock-off toys you can find only at the gas station, like new-style Ninja Tortoise, Trayer Fomos, and my personal favorite, Special Man.
00:34:40.000 That's funny, but you didn't write it.
00:34:41.000 China will never accept it.
00:34:43.000 Oh, no.
00:34:45.000 Now we're in a trade war with China.
00:34:47.000 Save us, special man!
00:34:49.000 Here's the thing.
00:34:50.000 He's so bad at writing comedy that I don't know what he's trying to say.
00:34:54.000 It sounds like he's saying, oh, no, we're in a trade war with China, as though that's a good thing.
00:34:57.000 Like, he's being sarcastic.
00:34:58.000 It's like he didn't study presenting a point of view because he doesn't actually have one.
00:35:02.000 Everything is inauthentic.
00:35:03.000 Sorry, leftists.
00:35:05.000 Look, not everything goes as planned, especially when you're dealing with a communist dictatorship.
00:35:10.000 Unexpected events come up, even when you're having Just your morning cup of coffee.
00:35:15.000 What's up, man?
00:35:16.000 Oh, not much.
00:35:17.000 Just having my morning cup of Joe.
00:35:20.000 This is disgusting!
00:35:23.000 Try the other one.
00:35:24.000 That one's for Sam.
00:35:25.000 Try the other pot.
00:35:26.000 Oh, okay.
00:35:27.000 Alright. I'll give this a try.
00:35:30.000 You're not tricking me, are you?
00:35:31.000 No, no, no.
00:35:32.000 Trust me.
00:35:37.000 Oh my gosh, this is delicious.
00:35:38.000 What is this?
00:35:39.000 That's 1775 Coffee.
00:35:40.000 Bolivian grown, Florida roasted, and they believe in freedom of speech.
00:35:44.000 I think I just found my new favorite.
00:35:46.000 If you go to 1775coffee.com slash Crowder and enter in promo code Crowder, you get 15% off of your first order.
00:35:54.000 15%?
00:35:55.000 Are you serious?
00:35:57.000 15%. I'm going to go place an order right now.
00:36:00.000 Glad I could help.
00:36:01.000 1775.
00:36:12.000 1775coffee.com slash Crowder.
00:36:14.000 Use the promo code Crowder to get 15% off.
00:36:16.000 And I guess there's also a contest going on right now?
00:36:20.000 There's another deal here.
00:36:22.000 So you get $250 worth of 1775 coffee plus exclusive gear for only $99 with a bundle that they're selling.
00:36:28.000 Oh, they have the longevity ball.
00:36:29.000 It's like mushroom coffee and protein creamer.
00:36:30.000 And I will tell you guys, look.
00:36:32.000 This Peaberry is awesome.
00:36:34.000 They sell them in 16-ounce bags.
00:36:37.000 They're fresh roasted, and they don't actually give your money to people who hate you, which is more than we can say for a lot of other coffee companies out there that try and pander.
00:36:46.000 By the way, I don't even normally like coffee, but it tasted pretty good.
00:36:50.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:36:51.000 Well, that's because I mixed mine with some Coke Zero.
00:36:54.000 So you're getting a nice stomach bile.
00:36:56.000 It was a blend.
00:36:57.000 I just needed a mister of coffee.
00:36:59.000 Who knew?
00:36:59.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:36:59.000 I like how you little...
00:37:01.000 Sponsor plugs are funnier than Colbert's monologue.
00:37:04.000 The funniest part of his monologue is just an actual toy that exists.
00:37:09.000 You can see it.
00:37:10.000 People are laughing.
00:37:11.000 They're laughing not at what he writes.
00:37:13.000 No. But an actual for sale item.
00:37:16.000 He's a spokesman for the DNC under the guise of a late night talk show.
00:37:21.000 It's creepy.
00:37:21.000 It could be coming from a Democratic Senate to that garbage.
00:37:26.000 It's just about as funny as pediatric cancer.
00:37:31.000 This is a broad umbrella term for all of the funny cancers that befall young children.
00:37:36.000 He has cancer of the funny bone is what he has.
00:37:39.000 I think you're better than that.
00:37:41.000 No, he's talking about it.
00:37:42.000 I just did a great reference, you ass.
00:37:46.000 See, I told you you were better than that.
00:37:48.000 Gerald sometimes doesn't live in reality, which brings us to our next segment.
00:37:54.000 I love Gerald.
00:37:56.000 The left versus reality.
00:37:58.000 We're going to do this as an ongoing segment, but today we want to spend some time on Nature Edition.
00:38:04.000 You know, if you want to understand how to best conserve, for example, a species or certain environments, we kind of know how to do that now.
00:38:11.000 Hand it over to hunters.
00:38:13.000 Because they have a vested interest, for example, in maintaining healthy deer, elk populations.
00:38:17.000 They don't just want to go out and dump a bunch of red paint on your fur coat.
00:38:21.000 And when you look at a lot of the environmental regulations, the intrusions that are designed to solve a problem, there are many examples where we've tried to play God and have made it worse.
00:38:32.000 So as a jumping off point, not that this is a catastrophe, but it's potentially a minor screw-up, this week, Colossal Biosciences, they introduced what they claim were the first ever de-extinct species, these dire wolf pups,
00:38:49.000 to the world.
00:38:52.000 The howl of a dire wolf hasn't been heard on planet Earth for more than 10,000 years.
00:38:59.000 That's because the species is extinct.
00:39:02.000 Or was.
00:39:04.000 Colossal Biosciences is a Dallas-based company that's using genetic engineering to de-extinct long-gone species.
00:39:13.000 It became abundantly clear that we need new tools and technologies for conservation.
00:39:18.000 And so we thought this was a really cool way that we could create value.
00:39:21.000 Yeah! Bring back an extinct species and release it into the wild.
00:39:37.000 What could possibly go wrong?
00:39:39.000 It's not like we've seen this film literally a hundred times.
00:39:42.000 There's some mayor saying, oh, by God, this is going to increase tourism here.
00:39:46.000 They're going to see some direwolves.
00:39:47.000 You can't do that!
00:39:48.000 Stop playing God, man!
00:39:51.000 How does it end?
00:39:52.000 Take a guess.
00:39:53.000 But before we get to that, there's a debate.
00:39:55.000 Are these pups really direwolves?
00:39:56.000 You have on one hand people saying yes, namely the company.
00:39:59.000 They said that they used technologies that included harvesting ancient DNA, rewriting genetic code to create what they claim is a direwolf.
00:40:09.000 Here it is explained by the Rosie O'Donnell after photo.
00:40:13.000 We extracted DNA from two fossils that we knew from previous work had some amount of preserved ancient DNA.
00:40:21.000 One was a 13,000 year old bone and the other was a 72,000 year old bone, an inner ear bone.
00:40:28.000 We were able to generate
00:40:30.000 Two dire wolf genome sequences from that.
00:40:33.000 Using this knowledge, Colossal then made 20 modifications to 14 genes in the DNA of common gray wolf cells.
00:40:41.000 Man, that shit's boring.
00:40:42.000 Someone kill something!
00:40:44.000 I wish I were extinct.
00:40:47.000 The dire wolf's white coat, large size, characteristic vocalizations like that howling you heard at the beginning of the story, and more.
00:40:58.000 And it's a virtual killing machine.
00:41:00.000 Is the remaining more interesting?
00:41:02.000 Yes. Because you'll make it boring by saying it.
00:41:07.000 It's like they see it as a virtue to be boring when you're around these people.
00:41:11.000 Like, no, no, we don't want any showmanship or anything that could possibly generate interest among the general public.
00:41:16.000 It's like those NPR voices.
00:41:18.000 Yes, exactly.
00:41:18.000 You're literally talking about what could be Jurassic Park and you're making it uninteresting.
00:41:23.000 I know.
00:41:24.000 It's either going to kill all of us or be a complete flop.
00:41:26.000 Either way, interesting.
00:41:28.000 Show us a walking stick, some saps, someone getting torn apart in a porta potty, anything.
00:41:32.000 The guy's got the charisma.
00:41:33.000 Nature finds a way.
00:41:35.000 We've got some wolves coming back.
00:41:39.000 They're 60 million years old.
00:41:41.000 I'm Todd Barry.
00:41:43.000 You have people on the no side.
00:41:45.000 A lot of people saying these are just gray wolves with a few gene edits.
00:41:48.000 There's a famous doctor out there who's, I guess, Hey, I care about the Earth.
00:42:03.000 Therefore, they have the moral high ground.
00:42:05.000 We see it, for example, with smart cars.
00:42:07.000 Or, sorry, electric cars in some cases.
00:42:09.000 Like, this is better for the environment.
00:42:10.000 Okay, until we realize that these batteries require minerals from the Earth that come from slave labor countries.
00:42:18.000 The energy that goes into it is far more energy-intensive, slave labor-intensive than, for example, just getting a gasoline car.
00:42:26.000 And these are giant, non-recyclable batteries that go into the Earth and stay there forever.
00:42:30.000 There are consequences.
00:42:31.000 Remember Cash for Clunkers?
00:42:32.000 The idea was, oh, let's make the roads more environmentally friendly.
00:42:37.000 So rather than driving old cars into the ground, we
00:42:41.000 people to trade them in to be destroyed so they could use that money to purchase new cars that have to be manufactured, again, largely through slave labor and energy intensive means.
00:42:53.000 By the way, download the app.
00:42:55.000 If you are watching right now live on Rumble, the app, follow.
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00:43:08.000 Now, keep in mind, before we move on, I want to give you a few examples of where environmental intervention has screwed up.
00:43:15.000 But this company, Colossal, they're the same company on the case trying to revive the woolly mammoth.
00:43:23.000 Why? I get that it's cool.
00:43:26.000 I understand that it's cool.
00:43:29.000 But again, do you understand the catastrophe that could take place if you bring back a woolly mammoth and just say, well, let's just let the cards fall where they may.
00:43:36.000 Do we really need woolly mammoths?
00:43:38.000 Right now, a lot of Americans, right, they're having to ratchet down their belt, they're having to be careful, they're having to make some cutbacks.
00:43:44.000 You want to bring back the woolly mammoth?
00:43:46.000 At what point is it not seen as a necessity?
00:43:49.000 Let me make the case here.
00:43:51.000 There are some things that nature has created that were a mistake.
00:43:58.000 There are many species.
00:43:59.000 You know, you talk about the dodo bird, the woolly mammoth, Rosie O'Donnell.
00:44:02.000 Mosquitoes. Mosquitoes.
00:44:04.000 They're annoying.
00:44:04.000 Although they do feed fish.
00:44:05.000 I understand that.
00:44:07.000 Nature's worst...
00:44:07.000 Do we need Snake Island?
00:44:09.000 So for people who don't know, we've talked about...
00:44:11.000 Snake Island is an island off the coast of Brazil.
00:44:14.000 It's about 110 acres.
00:44:15.000 There's one snake per square meter.
00:44:18.000 On the island.
00:44:19.000 There are some, by the way, snakes that only exist on this island itself.
00:44:24.000 We have to preserve this ecosystem, otherwise it could disrupt the other ecosystem to which it has no connection.
00:44:30.000 It is an island where if we wipe it out tomorrow, it would only affect the ecosystem of that island.
00:44:38.000 They have flying snakes.
00:44:40.000 They have the golden lancehead pit viper.
00:44:42.000 One bite is fatal.
00:44:43.000 We have an island full of snakes.
00:44:46.000 My point here is we need the woolly mammoth about as much as we need Snake Island.
00:44:52.000 When it's time to get away, to leave the hustle and bustle of everyday life, to abandon your worries at the door, there's a place that beckons off golden coasts of Sao Paulo with open arms in Snake Island.
00:45:10.000 Sandy beaches and miles of coastline with not another human in sight.
00:45:14.000 Snake Island, an actual place, averaging at least one deadly snake per square meter, crawling with Mother Earth's most evil creatures.
00:45:25.000 Venomous snakes, flying snakes, snakes that hunt in packs.
00:45:30.000 It is literally filled to the brim with deadly snakes.
00:45:34.000 It's a place that leaves you grateful.
00:45:37.000 For all the modern day basic bitch white guy problems you have at home, should you ever make it back alive?
00:45:45.000 So pack your Depends and book your travel today and prepare to ask yourself, why the hell don't we just nuke Snake Island?
00:45:55.000 Your trip begins at the gates of hell.
00:46:00.000 It's a thing.
00:46:01.000 It shouldn't be.
00:46:02.000 Snake Island is a thing.
00:46:04.000 I know you'll say I'm being insensitive.
00:46:06.000 I don't care.
00:46:07.000 I really don't care.
00:46:08.000 Let me give you some examples.
00:46:09.000 References are always available.
00:46:11.000 Oh, sorry, Nick, you were about to say something.
00:46:12.000 What's more dangerous, being caught in Snake Island or Epstein Island?
00:46:16.000 Well, I guess it depends on my age and gender.
00:46:19.000 Is Bill Clinton there?
00:46:21.000 Yeah. Even then, I'd still take my chances on Epstein Island.
00:46:24.000 I would still take my chances.
00:46:25.000 I'd rather end up being someone's blood bag than have to face...
00:46:28.000 Flying snakes.
00:46:29.000 Yeah, that was a creep.
00:46:30.000 I didn't know those existed.
00:46:31.000 I thought you were just kidding.
00:46:33.000 Yeah, no, it's the old blood transfusions.
00:46:35.000 Actually, Johnny Boy knew a guy who got a blood transfusion in a hospital.
00:46:38.000 He was in his, I think, 70s or 80s.
00:46:40.000 He'll tell the story.
00:46:41.000 Got a blood transfusion from a younger guy.
00:46:43.000 His gray hair went away.
00:46:44.000 What? Yeah.
00:46:45.000 All of a sudden, it fell off.
00:46:47.000 It's just for men, actually.
00:46:48.000 Right after it.
00:46:49.000 Well, that could be.
00:46:50.000 Now that I think about it.
00:46:52.000 His gray hair went away, but he lost two legs and an arm.
00:46:56.000 It's the life budget.
00:46:58.000 Elvis in a wheelchair.
00:46:59.000 So they always just assume, hey, we can be a net positive.
00:47:02.000 The left always assumes, or these environmentalists, they assume that we are always accidentally a net negative to the environment by creating houses, driving cars.
00:47:12.000 But when deliberately intervening in the course of nature, it's...
00:47:17.000 It's deliberately a net positive.
00:47:18.000 Let me give you some examples where that's not the case.
00:47:20.000 Wolves! Since we're talking about dire wolves.
00:47:22.000 1974, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service officially declared gray wolves as an endangered species.
00:47:27.000 So there was a conservation effort to reintroduce wolves across North America.
00:47:32.000 Okay, that happened through the 90s.
00:47:34.000 There are unintended consequences.
00:47:37.000 In this case, moose!
00:47:40.000 Moose populations declined by up to 90%.
00:47:43.000 Jeez. And elk up to 80%.
00:47:46.000 Now, it's not just due to wolves, but if you search, Google, croc, moose, their top predator?
00:47:54.000 Wolves! I'm sure it has something to do with it, but the environmentalists will never tell you that.
00:47:59.000 They'll say, oh, it's some kind of a tick.
00:48:00.000 Okay, did they exist pre-moose boon?
00:48:04.000 Yes, it did.
00:48:05.000 There are unintended consequences.
00:48:07.000 And the craziest thing is in Michigan there was a vote on a wolf hunt because people in the Upper Peninsula were having problems with wolves and it was voted down by hipsters in Detroit.
00:48:15.000 They should have no vote in the wolf hunt.
00:48:18.000 Seems like a county issue.
00:48:21.000 It really does.
00:48:23.000 They're going, well, if you get rid of the wolves, then we'll have more coyotes.
00:48:25.000 And the people in Northern Michigan are going, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:27.000 We're more concerned with the wolf problem right now.
00:48:30.000 We'll deal with the coyotes.
00:48:31.000 We don't want black people getting rid of their pit bulls and replacing them with wolves.
00:48:35.000 For the love of God, man.
00:48:37.000 Have you tried to drown a wolf in a bathtub when it loses a fight?
00:48:39.000 It's incredibly difficult.
00:48:40.000 Oh my God.
00:48:41.000 You've got to throw the toaster in it.
00:48:43.000 Well, you actually had a story.
00:48:44.000 Remember, you were on a film set and there was a Native American, I believe, like wolf trainer.
00:48:48.000 He was a wolf expert.
00:48:50.000 He was a stunt guy who had a little side hustle where he would lease out male timber wolves to the movie industry, and he had this giant roster of Native Americans for extras, and that was his business.
00:49:02.000 What? Talk about a niche.
00:49:06.000 Today, hold on, I only have Sitting Bear, Walking Duck, and Carl.
00:49:11.000 His pinnacle was Last of the Mohicans.
00:49:15.000 Now he was known as the go-to guy if he needed Native American extras.
00:49:18.000 And wolves.
00:49:20.000 And he had a wolf, a male timber wolf, in the back of his truck, chained up, and everyone was petting this thing.
00:49:24.000 150-pound was a beautiful animal.
00:49:26.000 Why would you pet it, though?
00:49:27.000 Yeah. He fed it from his mouth as a puppy.
00:49:30.000 And this thing totally trusted him, and he had some amazing stories.
00:49:34.000 Well, he said at two years, they would always attack him, challenge him, right?
00:49:38.000 At two years, a male timber wolf doesn't even know this consciously.
00:49:41.000 They have to challenge the alpha.
00:49:43.000 It's going to happen.
00:49:44.000 I saw an interview with that guy.
00:49:46.000 He's missing half a snow.
00:49:47.000 That's right, yeah.
00:49:48.000 And he was challenged.
00:49:49.000 He said when it came on him, he was in a hotel room and business picked up.
00:49:53.000 He said he was in a hotel room.
00:49:54.000 Hotel room?
00:49:55.000 Yeah. With his wolf.
00:49:57.000 They allowed pets.
00:49:59.000 Yes, we do have a $50 dog deposit.
00:50:02.000 Oh my God!
00:50:03.000 My wolf wants to know, is there a continental breakfast?
00:50:06.000 No, he said the room was trashed and he had to beat down the challenge and he said when he got it off the ground, lifted it up and it submitted because it can't do that to you.
00:50:17.000 So it totally...
00:50:18.000 Yeah. Like an old UFC fighter.
00:50:21.000 French kiss it with French toast in his mouth?
00:50:25.000 Here's the interesting thing.
00:50:26.000 If he ever shows weakness, ever, the challenge comes again.
00:50:32.000 Because the alpha has shown.
00:50:33.000 Are we talking about the Native Americans?
00:50:34.000 This guy was full-blooded mohawk.
00:50:37.000 I just couldn't live on those pins and needles.
00:50:39.000 You're afraid that you're going to stab your toe like, ow!
00:50:41.000 And your whole life comes unglued.
00:50:43.000 You like the Brian song, you're crying?
00:50:46.000 Son of a wolf is tearing a vein out of your neck.
00:50:49.000 I just hurt my back telling that joke.
00:50:51.000 I'm freaking old to mind.
00:50:53.000 Are you okay?
00:50:53.000 They won't let me punch.
00:50:57.000 But if he was ever doing stunt work, He had to put the wolf away, sequester the wolf away, because if, you know, it's play fighting, it doesn't know it.
00:51:08.000 If this guy takes a hit, shows any weakness in a stunt routine, when he gets home, the challenge comes again.
00:51:14.000 What happens at the Waffle House?
00:51:18.000 You show any weakness during breakfast, you get fucking stabbed.
00:51:20.000 And I asked him, I said, if I came over to your house...
00:51:23.000 Would this thing attack me?
00:51:25.000 He said, no, it's not like a dog.
00:51:26.000 It wouldn't attack you.
00:51:27.000 It would look to me to see if I was accepting you into the den.
00:51:30.000 And then it would love you and be all over you and you'd be fine.
00:51:33.000 But if you came in aggressively, it would eat you.
00:51:37.000 It would consume you.
00:51:38.000 It wouldn't bite you like a dog.
00:51:39.000 It would eat you.
00:51:39.000 Well, that's the same with monkeys.
00:51:41.000 I was on a Louis C.K. show.
00:51:42.000 They had a monkey on the set.
00:51:44.000 Not long after that lady got her face chewed off.
00:51:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:47.000 I was scared shit.
00:51:48.000 I was supposed to be in the scene, and I wouldn't.
00:51:50.000 No? And the guy said, the trainer who was taking care of the monkey, yeah, he's sensing that you're a little, and I go, what does that mean?
00:51:57.000 Well, he might get a little, I'm quoting, he might get a little nuts.
00:52:02.000 Yeah, but in layman's terms.
00:52:04.000 Might get a little nuts.
00:52:05.000 I go, what are you shitting me?
00:52:07.000 And everybody else is petting it and stuff.
00:52:09.000 I wouldn't get married.
00:52:10.000 No, monkeys freak me out.
00:52:11.000 I saw that Asian...
00:52:12.000 So if the wolf has to defend the place...
00:52:15.000 Another challenge is coming, because the alpha showed weakness.
00:52:18.000 What would he do with a Girl Scout ringing the doorbell?
00:52:23.000 Leave the Samoas.
00:52:25.000 I can't corroborate that, but that's what the man told me.
00:52:28.000 Hey, anyone out there who's a wolf expert, tell me if that checks out.
00:52:31.000 But I can tell you that the wolf population and moose, that's an issue.
00:52:35.000 When does this become mutual of Omaha's wild kingdom?
00:52:37.000 This is one of my favorite episodes.
00:52:38.000 Let's move on to bears.
00:52:40.000 Bears! Proof!
00:52:43.000 That God likes to have a little fun.
00:52:44.000 The only animal that consumes you alive with complete disregard.
00:52:49.000 A lion bites you so you bleed out because it doesn't want to fight.
00:52:52.000 A jaguar crushes your skull, drags you into the tree.
00:52:54.000 The bear burrows through your body cavity while you are alive because it has no other predator that could challenge it.
00:53:01.000 It's just a non-issue.
00:53:01.000 It's my favorite animal on the planet.
00:53:02.000 So there are over 500,000 brown and black bears in the United States.
00:53:06.000 Too many.
00:53:07.000 D-E-I.
00:53:08.000 They were hunted to near extinction.
00:53:09.000 Okay, that's a problem.
00:53:10.000 At one point in time.
00:53:10.000 Alright. Then you had bears being reintroduced to the United States.
00:53:14.000 They regained, I think this is more so black bears, but we did the same thing with grizzlies.
00:53:17.000 60% of their former range.
00:53:19.000 Now you have the brown bear population, for example, just exploding in states like Wyoming because of some conservation efforts.
00:53:25.000 So, unintended consequences.
00:53:28.000 Now you have to decide if you line up on team human being or team animal because they'll always blame people.
00:53:34.000 Well, actually, it's your fault for being attacked by a bear because you live in a house.
00:53:39.000 So, the unintended consequences?
00:53:43.000 Well, now bears have run into far more conflicts with human beings.
00:53:49.000 Here you go, feminists.
00:53:51.000 Come on, get up.
00:53:53.000 Hey, you guys, you got clock bars.
00:53:55.000 Is it going through TSA?
00:53:58.000 How'd that sound?
00:53:59.000 Did that sound like the first line to...
00:54:01.000 Gotta resolve that cord.
00:54:02.000 So, obviously, we want to make sure that there are bear-resistant containers out there for people to put their trash into.
00:54:08.000 It looks like if Jim Gaffigan was a monk.
00:54:10.000 But we want to make sure that can is bear-resistant enough.
00:54:13.000 He's swelling from...
00:54:14.000 Is that a child's car seat?
00:54:17.000 Yeah, the baby gun.
00:54:18.000 My lord.
00:54:20.000 Watch this.
00:54:22.000 Oh my god.
00:54:24.000 Playing with the inflatable?
00:54:25.000 You okay?
00:54:26.000 And here's the thing, by the way, since...
00:54:29.000 I believe in the last few years, in 2022, I know there were 46,000.
00:54:33.000 We've seen a 2.1 times increase from 2015 as far as human and black bear encounters.
00:54:40.000 Now, here's something else.
00:54:42.000 We're also seeing more fatalities from brown bears across the country.
00:54:46.000 And they will blame people.
00:54:48.000 But you see more bear interaction where people haven't necessarily expanded their territory, right?
00:54:52.000 People live in towns.
00:54:53.000 We're human beings.
00:54:53.000 So again, the solution is eliminate all people because if a bear finds out they can get free food from the trash, it's done.
00:55:00.000 You can relocate them.
00:55:01.000 They're going to go back to the free food because they're designed to survive.
00:55:04.000 They're not trying to thrive.
00:55:05.000 Why would they go try and hunt for fish?
00:55:07.000 Why would they go scavenge for food if they know there's free food in the trash?
00:55:11.000 So the consequence is more people get attacked at this point.
00:55:15.000 There's less hunting.
00:55:16.000 And it's your fault.
00:55:18.000 We just need to eliminate cities and we need to eliminate human beings from the area.
00:55:22.000 Because it's the bear's land.
00:55:23.000 We're just renting it.
00:55:25.000 Here's the funniest one to me.
00:55:27.000 Mountain lions.
00:55:31.000 What? And by the way, before I continue with Mountain Lions, if you are not a Rumble Premium member, do consider joining.
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00:55:50.000 We'll send you on over to Tim Pool today, who no doubt is talking about the tariffs.
00:55:53.000 But Mountain Lions.
00:55:54.000 Okay. So...
00:55:56.000 There was a big movement for conservation for mountain lions.
00:56:00.000 Even though they're not considered an endangered species.
00:56:03.000 But here's what's funny about mountain lions.
00:56:04.000 This is a perfect example of how privileged, largely white people trying to save the earth can't.
00:56:10.000 If you preserve mountain lions, if you say, okay, we're going to introduce more mountain lions.
00:56:15.000 We're going to make sure that you don't hunt mountain lions.
00:56:17.000 You end up with fewer mountain lions.
00:56:19.000 Because mountain lions are incredibly territorial.
00:56:23.000 One male mountain lion has a hunting radius that is 100 miles and it will allow no male mountain lions.
00:56:30.000 She's like, hey, we're going to introduce him.
00:56:31.000 This guy's like, crap!
00:56:32.000 I've got to kill more mountain lions.
00:56:35.000 Another lesson on borders.
00:56:37.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:56:39.000 There's a mountain lion in a MAGA hat saying build a wall.
00:56:42.000 There's nothing you can do.
00:56:45.000 If you kill mountain lions, we'll fear mountain lions.
00:56:46.000 If you preserve mountain lions, the mountain lions are going to kill them and you end up with the same amount of mountain lions.
00:56:50.000 They will allow no other male mountain lions in their territory.
00:56:52.000 They'll allow a female mountain lion in exclusively to mate and then immediately kick them back out.
00:56:58.000 So I guess mountain lions aren't all wrong.
00:57:00.000 Ha ha ha ha.
00:57:07.000 I love that.
00:57:08.000 What if they get thumbs?
00:57:09.000 Oh my God.
00:57:10.000 Was that a menthol?
00:57:12.000 Life finds a way.
00:57:13.000 That's life.
00:57:13.000 That's racist.
00:57:15.000 Puncture in an elevator.
00:57:17.000 Can we bring that up again?
00:57:19.000 That's one of my favorite Photoshop's ever.
00:57:20.000 That really is well done.
00:57:23.000 Holy me.
00:57:24.000 That's me watching the game.
00:57:26.000 Is the wife.
00:57:27.000 Come back and I'll kill your boyfriend.
00:57:31.000 Here's another one.
00:57:33.000 Seals. So it was a huge conservation effort.
00:57:36.000 Again, all references available.
00:57:36.000 There was a reason.
00:57:37.000 There was overfishing, seals, we get it.
00:57:39.000 Same thing with whales.
00:57:40.000 We needed their fat to light our lamps and then we moved on to oil, but now we're not supposed to use that.
00:57:45.000 So there was a conservation effort for seals.
00:57:48.000 So the population quadrupled since the 1970s.
00:57:52.000 And what are the unintended consequences?
00:57:54.000 Far more sharks.
00:57:57.000 Far more sharks.
00:57:58.000 Because there are more seals.
00:58:00.000 So then the sharks go, hey, there's more food.
00:58:04.000 And the seals are often on shore, so the sharks start coming into shore.
00:58:07.000 For example, in Cape Cod, they saw interactions or detections of sharks increase by 15 times.
00:58:12.000 There were three attacks in the entire 20th century in Massachusetts.
00:58:16.000 Since 2012, there have been five.
00:58:19.000 And four of those at Dunkin' Donuts.
00:58:21.000 Yes, exactly.
00:58:23.000 You know, Amity means friendship.
00:58:25.000 Yes, it does.
00:58:26.000 Close those beaches.
00:58:29.000 At least there's always a mayor.
00:58:32.000 So here's the thing.
00:58:33.000 I get it.
00:58:34.000 I understand you don't want no seals.
00:58:35.000 Sure, but it also disrupted the ecosystem as far as more sharks, more seals, we'll get to that.
00:58:39.000 But again, if you are on the side of human beings, you also understand, hey, far more, like it's a five-time increase here or a 15-time increase.
00:58:47.000 Maybe there's a split the difference.
00:58:49.000 You had people in a town, I believe it was Cape Cod or a surrounding town.
00:58:53.000 There was a documentary, I think, Great White Summer.
00:58:55.000 I highly recommend you go and watch it, where the townspeople are talking to a city council.
00:58:59.000 They have some ecologists or they have some conservationists there.
00:59:02.000 Got a name, Quint.
00:59:03.000 And the people who all sound like they're all part of the Kennedy family.
00:59:06.000 Yes. Like, I'm not concerned about the sharks.
00:59:08.000 Bobby's out there and he can't swim in the bay.
00:59:11.000 Here's actually, I believe, a clip of one of these.
00:59:15.000 I'm curious if you're aware of any studies that have looked at the impact of seals and sharks beyond just the commercial fishing.
00:59:22.000 I mean, I'm aware of neighbors that are moving away, people that are not here to vacation anymore because of the sharks.
00:59:29.000 I don't know, I can't give you any quantitative figures, and you can add to this what you know of anymore, but there's lots of other areas that have thriving economies where there are also sharks and seals, like in parts of Florida, parts of California.
00:59:43.000 I don't think those places have the trajectory of sharks that we have here.
00:59:49.000 I think the trajectory and the future is where there's grave concern.
00:59:53.000 People are not coming back.
00:59:54.000 People are not coming back.
00:59:56.000 People are being attacked.
00:59:56.000 They're concerned.
00:59:57.000 But it doesn't matter because something, something, something, the environment, we need more seals, we need more sharks.
01:00:01.000 Here's something else, an unintended consequence.
01:00:03.000 Seals, right, we wanted to stop overfishing, but then we preserved the seals.
01:00:07.000 So I don't know if you know this, seals eat fish.
01:00:09.000 So in some cases, the seals have hurt some of the fish populations and certainly the lobster populations.
01:00:16.000 But the biggest factor impacting us is the seal population here.
01:00:21.000 We used to be able to go anywhere from about 8 miles to 25 miles out to go catch codfish.
01:00:27.000 But over the past 10 years, the seal population has decimated the inshore fishery.
01:00:32.000 So what used to be a thriving fishery close to home, we now have to travel anywhere from 50 to 125 miles to really be successful at catching codfish.
01:00:42.000 And I don't care about sharks.
01:00:43.000 I'd be totally fine if we had none of them left and I don't think anyone would miss them.
01:00:47.000 I remember the good old days when I was missing half a hamstring out here surfing.
01:00:50.000 Which brings me to five animals that absolutely should be extinct according to yours truly.
01:00:56.000 It's a new segment.
01:00:58.000 Cradders Top 5.
01:01:05.000 You know it ain't no lie It's Crowder's Top 5
01:01:17.000 This week, top five species that should be extinct.
01:01:20.000 Number five.
01:01:24.000 Anything on Snake Island.
01:01:26.000 Anything on Snake Island should be extinct.
01:01:28.000 And then numbers four through one, just spider, spider, spider, spider, spider, spider, spider,
01:01:34.000 This has been this week's Top 5. You know it ain't no lie.
01:01:39.000 It's Crowder's Top 5. It's Crowder's Top 5. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:01:52.000 That picked up.
01:01:53.000 Yeah, there you go.
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