Louder with Crowder - September 04, 2023


Comedic Icons Pull Back The Curtain on Hollywood, Censorship & Politics | Murderer's Row #1


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49 minutes

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Comedian and actor Brian Callan joins Jemele to discuss his stand-up comedy career, his new book, and why he thinks we should all be in a box of Black Dicks. Plus, the guys discuss the best and worst of the late 90s and early 2000s.

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00:00:00.000 All right. Okay. So the folks that we have here, I mean, the resume, if you were to stack
00:00:23.000 it, I guess, vertically, like we're going like geo strata layer, you have a Brian Callen,
00:00:27.000 You can check out his dates at briancallin.com.
00:00:30.000 Mad TV alumni has, I mean, I don't know how many podcasts, what are you up to, 19 a day now?
00:00:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, 19 a day.
00:00:35.000 Can't stop, won't stop, you know what I'm saying, bro?
00:00:37.000 Then kind of a little bit of a rivalry because you have SNL alumni, and of course has been all over the country.
00:00:43.000 You may have seen him in, I mean, I don't know how many films you've been, but you know, you're proud of stand-up.
00:00:47.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:00:48.000 They call Jim, they call Jim the rich man's bride.
00:00:50.000 Okay, hold on a second.
00:00:51.000 It's jimbrewer.com is where you can go see his dates, and then, of course you know him, you love him, he's on the show very often, nickdip.com, you can watch him on Mug Club.
00:00:57.000 Wait a minute, you went in a geo-what order?
00:01:00.000 So why am I last?
00:01:01.000 Yeah, I didn't like that.
00:01:02.000 Either way, I don't like that.
00:01:03.000 You're the Cretaceous period.
00:01:08.000 I thought you were saying if you stack up all of our accomplishments, it would reach the moon.
00:01:14.000 Well, it was geology, but it's for comedians, you guys, so it's fine.
00:01:20.000 I love geology.
00:01:21.000 I'd love to start on geology.
00:01:22.000 Do you want to start on geology?
00:01:23.000 Study of rocks.
00:01:24.000 See, a lot of people talk about carbon dating.
00:01:27.000 You strike me more as a selenium dating.
00:01:28.000 I can't believe you know me so well, bro.
00:01:30.000 I know.
00:01:30.000 It's almost like the back of my hand.
00:01:32.000 God, and what about selenium, man?
00:01:34.000 Are we still mining that in the Congo, guys?
00:01:36.000 Because these kids need to eat.
00:01:38.000 But seriously, though, this is one thing, honestly, I've been wanting to get you guys in a room together for a while now.
00:01:43.000 There really aren't many... Think about it.
00:01:45.000 Did you swallow a burp and you surprise yourself?
00:01:47.000 I'm just looking at the whole... I swallowed a joke.
00:01:49.000 I was going to make a racial crack. 0.91
00:01:51.000 No, go.
00:01:51.000 Go ahead.
00:01:52.000 I mean, that's why we're here.
00:01:55.000 No, I had nothing.
00:01:56.000 We're here for the racial cracks. 0.59
00:01:57.000 I'm kidding.
00:01:57.000 I just smelt sour milk in here.
00:01:59.000 You can just block that out like a rape. 0.90
00:02:04.000 Beat the R word, please. 0.89
00:02:04.000 Beat that. 0.89
00:02:06.000 I just pulled a Chelsea Handler, where I had you do a bit before, and then I took it and made it mine.
00:02:06.000 Don't you love it?
00:02:10.000 How do you know what Chelsea Handler does? 1.00
00:02:12.000 You watch that whore? 1.00
00:02:16.000 This is me hiding my face. 1.00
00:02:18.000 Yeah, well, because you have to go back to that club that venomous want to be a part of. 1.00
00:02:21.000 Bring her a box of black s**t. 0.99
00:02:25.000 That's actually her new book. 0.99
00:02:27.000 Are you there, God? 1.00
00:02:28.000 It's me, a woman who loves a box of black dicks. 1.00
00:02:30.000 And people talk about how strong and independent she is. 1.00
00:02:32.000 I'm kidding.
00:02:33.000 She's a terrific, very fun lady. 1.00
00:02:34.000 She seems like a good lady.
00:02:36.000 I like Chelsea. 0.96
00:02:37.000 Do you?
00:02:38.000 She's my friend.
00:02:40.000 You think everyone's her friend?
00:02:41.000 No, I've known Chelsea forever.
00:02:42.000 She's good people.
00:02:43.000 I knew Hitler for a few years.
00:02:45.000 That doesn't make him nice.
00:02:46.000 Well, so does Tim Kennedy.
00:02:47.000 He found him.
00:02:50.000 Look, this is pretty rare that you get this amount of people.
00:02:52.000 There used to be a lot of shows like this.
00:02:53.000 You think about, like, Tough Travel with Colin Quinn.
00:02:55.000 Nick was obviously their pioneer there.
00:02:57.000 I mean, you were regular.
00:02:58.000 Back on Sirius XM, of course, you had Opie and Anthony, where there was just sort of comedians in and out.
00:03:03.000 Now that's really sort of changed quite a bit.
00:03:06.000 Everyone here is at least sort of right to center right.
00:03:10.000 There's been a shift, almost a tectonic shift in the landscape of comedy because that wasn't a thing.
00:03:15.000 You say right, like most of us were just living our lives.
00:03:19.000 Go on both sides of the s**t right off the bat.
00:03:21.000 What's that?
00:03:22.000 Go on both sides of the s**t right off the bat, Brian.
00:03:24.000 I'm not, I'm just saying that the world started going crazy and all of a sudden I was just sticking to my traditional beliefs. 0.88
00:03:30.000 Traditional is a good word. 0.75
00:03:31.000 All I was saying is 2 plus 2 is 4 and all of a sudden I'm now not just right, I'm far right.
00:03:37.000 Right, right. 0.75
00:03:38.000 You can say you're a man if you're a woman and you just decide you are a nugget. 1.00
00:03:44.000 There are all these things that started happening where I couldn't even follow the rules because they kept coming down.
00:03:50.000 When would you say that started happening?
00:03:56.000 2017, 2000, probably 2007.
00:03:57.000 That's when you sort of started identifying more as traditional conservative.
00:04:01.000 That's when I started identifying as a woman, but with muscle.
00:04:05.000 Well, so do a lot of the men who identify as women.
00:04:07.000 Yes, but the George Floyd thing really went crazy.
00:04:10.000 Now, who's that?
00:04:11.000 Who's that?
00:04:13.000 Who's this George Floyd you're speaking of? 0.99
00:04:15.000 Oh, that nice black guy that did porn? 1.00
00:04:17.000 No, he's the boxer. 1.00
00:04:22.000 He does the Philly Shell.
00:04:25.000 Yeah, really good Philly Shell.
00:04:26.000 Philly Shell?
00:04:27.000 Yeah, but... It doesn't protect your neck. 0.55
00:04:29.000 I think what happened was I started seeing things like silence is violent.
00:04:33.000 First, I was told to shut up because I would never understand. 0.75
00:04:36.000 White man, yeah. 0.91
00:04:37.000 And then I was told that silence was violence.
00:04:40.000 So I had nowhere to go.
00:04:41.000 And I started to realize, your aim is actually destruction.
00:04:45.000 It's not even to talk to me.
00:04:47.000 And then I saw that the left wasn't even interested in talking to me.
00:04:50.000 And then COVID hit.
00:04:52.000 See, I'm Mr. Traditional myself.
00:04:53.000 I used to think that violence was violence.
00:04:57.000 I didn't know.
00:04:58.000 But they didn't say Simon Says.
00:04:59.000 You were about to say something there.
00:05:00.000 Well, no, no, no.
00:05:02.000 That too.
00:05:03.000 That was the first time I started seeing the lunacy of creating violence.
00:05:09.000 Clearly creating violence and division.
00:05:12.000 Listen, I did a show in Harlem in the early 90s.
00:05:16.000 If there's one police activity in any neighborhood, even the neighborhood I grew up, everyone's out in the street and everyone's videotaping.
00:05:27.000 I just, I thought it was bizarre that there weren't 20 camera angles and 300 people in the area, because I'm telling you right now, you go to any poor area, roll up in a cop car, and I'm telling you right now, everyone stops what they're doing, and they all come outside.
00:05:44.000 Well be careful, don't actually do that because that's highly illegal to be imitating an officer, but the point remains.
00:05:48.000 Yes.
00:05:48.000 Yeah, it's a great point. It's but I Disconnect and you would know these stats better than I do,
00:05:54.000 but I started seeing a disconnect in 2020 I think there were 10 million arrests and nine unarmed
00:06:01.000 black men were killed And and if you look at those cases each case was pretty egregious
00:06:06.000 to begin with where they were coming out You know, so there were a couple examples
00:06:09.000 So I went 10 million to 9 10 million arrests 9 million unarmed black men were shot
00:06:14.000 Those are pretty good odds. All of us would say you have it You got a 10 million 9 and 10 million chance of winning
00:06:21.000 whatever it is. Are you willing to bet a million dollars? I I'd put a million dollars on that.
00:06:25.000 I'll take those odds all day long.
00:06:26.000 I would, because I'm white.
00:06:27.000 The ten million you talk about are interactions with the police.
00:06:30.000 Yes, yes.
00:06:31.000 Just interactions.
00:06:31.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:33.000 Out of those nine, those are good.
00:06:35.000 Well, there's a reason they pull the unarmed statistic, because if you're armed, you're actually far more likely to be shot by the police as a white man. 0.91
00:06:41.000 The black man.
00:06:42.000 It's several multiples.
00:06:43.000 Unarmed, and here's what they don't tell you, is when we're dealing in the realm of statistics, armed or not, that changes the dynamic between a cop and a civilian.
00:06:51.000 Unarmed depends on how you're reacting to the cops.
00:06:54.000 Are you throwing hands at the cops?
00:06:56.000 Are you trying to run?
00:06:57.000 Are you getting physically violent?
00:06:59.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:07:00.000 So that's why they only pull the unarmed statistic, because the armed statistics are shockingly different.
00:07:07.000 I want to ask when Nick realized he was... I think, because Nick was always this way.
00:07:07.000 For me, that was the first time.
00:07:10.000 I mean, I go back and watch... When I realized I was kind of conservative?
00:07:14.000 when I bit the head of my pastor's d***. 1.00
00:07:14.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:07:16.000 That's sort of, that was the change.
00:07:22.000 What's that, second, third?
00:07:24.000 That's what happens.
00:07:26.000 I don't know, like he said, it's more about tradition.
00:07:30.000 My parents weren't political, common sense type people.
00:07:35.000 My first open mic was in 1987 or 88.
00:07:37.000 I'd say, yeah, and somebody comes up after my first open mic and goes, you're politically incorrect.
00:07:46.000 I didn't know what that meant at the time.
00:07:47.000 I'm like, okay, that's the guy goes that's like sort of the future comedy boy was he
00:07:54.000 wrong.
00:07:55.000 I mean, yeah, still not.
00:07:57.000 Did you guys did you guys all find what I found the most alarming was when I saw legacy
00:08:02.000 mainstream media all saying the same thing.
00:08:06.000 And they were telling me that 2 plus 2 is 16.
00:08:09.000 And I was like, wait.
00:08:11.000 Why is everybody saying this and it's not making... Why are you not mentioning the stats?
00:08:16.000 Why are you not looking at what we all know is the truth?
00:08:20.000 Well, I expected that.
00:08:22.000 What concerned me was when comics were stepping in.
00:08:25.000 When comics were throwing other comics under the bus.
00:08:27.000 And when it was a witch hunt.
00:08:28.000 I mean, you saw what happened with Louis C.K.
00:08:30.000 or all these people.
00:08:31.000 I mean, it was just like, they pull up the ladder behind them like Peter Dinklage.
00:08:34.000 Now with the midget stuff. 0.99
00:08:36.000 Were you about to say something, Nick?
00:08:36.000 Yeah.
00:08:37.000 I think it's dwarf.
00:08:38.000 Yeah, I forget, though.
00:08:40.000 He was talking about mainstream media and 2 plus 2 equals 16.
00:08:42.000 No, when I... Something racist.
00:08:43.000 To take a serious answer to your question, like, I started listening to Rush Limbaugh. 1.00
00:08:49.000 And people, you know... Oh, it's like... What are you, an idiot? 1.00
00:08:49.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:08:52.000 He's a fat lob!
00:08:53.000 Because that's what they were being told right out of the gate. 1.00
00:08:55.000 He's a racist! 0.98
00:08:57.000 And I kept listening, going, I haven't heard a mean word out of this guy's mouth. 0.99
00:09:00.000 I heard nothing but... Then I shut my mouth at the comedy cell.
00:09:00.000 No, yeah.
00:09:05.000 I remember, um, what's his name?
00:09:07.000 Funny, uh, improv off the top Jewish guy. 0.99
00:09:10.000 Brian Callen?
00:09:11.000 Okay, Jewish, never mind. 1.00
00:09:13.000 Jewish kid? 0.86
00:09:13.000 I mean, that doesn't narrow it down in comedy. 0.86
00:09:15.000 Oh, come on! 0.99
00:09:15.000 No! 0.99
00:09:16.000 Andy Kindler! 0.92
00:09:18.000 I mention Rush Limbaugh in the green room at Tough Crud, he goes, you don't f***ing listen to that guy!
00:09:23.000 And I go, you don't f***ing read Chomsky, do you?
00:09:25.000 Did he get quiet? 0.87
00:09:27.000 He didn't expect that was going to come out of me. 1.00
00:09:29.000 Oh, the dumb d***. 1.00
00:09:30.000 Yeah, he shut his f***ing mouth. 1.00
00:09:31.000 Well, the thing is, if you say Rush Limbaugh in the mirror three times, Andy Kindler shows up. 0.99
00:09:35.000 Yeah, no, exactly.
00:09:37.000 He's upset.
00:09:37.000 I can't believe a guy's like that.
00:09:39.000 And I love Kimba.
00:09:40.000 I think he's as funny as anybody to ever do this.
00:09:43.000 And he sort of said the same about me.
00:09:45.000 He doesn't like my politics or whatever. 0.98
00:09:48.000 But I wouldn't do that if I heard him talking left-wing horseshit. 0.69
00:09:52.000 I don't mind if there's a guy who disagrees with me. 0.98
00:09:54.000 I don't mind that.
00:09:55.000 I love the idea that someone like Andy Kindler has a different point of view and I might learn something.
00:09:59.000 I don't care about that.
00:10:01.000 You need that in this grand experiment.
00:10:02.000 But when they attack you for their point of view, and this is the thing that I would say the left does, and you guys have all experienced this to some degree, and it's completely untrue where they go, oh no no, it's fine, I don't disagree with this politics.
00:10:11.000 They'll say, it's that he's not funny.
00:10:13.000 That's what they'll use as the attack.
00:10:14.000 They'll say, no no, you're not funny.
00:10:16.000 All of a sudden people who thought you were funny think you're not funny, and they say it's not because of politics.
00:10:19.000 They treat you like you're a bad person.
00:10:21.000 It's not just that you're not funny.
00:10:22.000 I don't care anymore.
00:10:23.000 I don't care.
00:10:25.000 I know what's funny.
00:10:26.000 We were always funny.
00:10:28.000 There's a comic out there.
00:10:31.000 I don't even want to give him the credit.
00:10:33.000 He went out there and started a special.
00:10:35.000 Right out of the gate, talking about, oh, you know, we all got masks, and we all did what we were supposed to do, and blah, blah, blah.
00:10:44.000 And he went into a scenario where he goes, unlike a Jim Brewer, unlike, and he added two other guys, and he goes, and that's why it's okay to wish them to be dead.
00:10:53.000 I was like, that's some... Jesus.
00:10:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:56.000 Who's the guy so I can hate him?
00:10:57.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:10:59.000 We'll talk about him off air.
00:11:01.000 He doesn't have anything going.
00:11:02.000 But that's a great point. 0.98
00:11:11.000 On a larger scale, like they paint Trump as Hitler, so of course you'd want to kill somebody as horrible as Hitler, and then the rest of the sheep join in. 0.85
00:11:21.000 They're convinced that he is as bad as Hitler, so if we have to f***ing lock him up during the, you know, when the election comes along, I'm worried for Trump's, actually for his security. 0.98
00:11:32.000 Well that's how you got punched by a broad in Birkenstocks. 1.00
00:11:35.000 Because literally someone's probably showing up going, this guy's like Hitler and she feels emboldened. 0.64
00:11:39.000 I like to reframe the story.
00:11:42.000 You always start out there like I went three rounds.
00:11:44.000 I didn't say it was a split decision.
00:11:50.000 You gotta put in context.
00:11:51.000 Okay, all right, fine.
00:11:52.000 But she was, you know, she was crafty. 1.00
00:11:53.000 She's mentally ill. 0.98
00:11:55.000 I have pictures of her on my phone if you want to see. 1.00
00:11:56.000 I'm not shitting you.
00:11:57.000 No, no, I remember you were on my show, and you had a black eye. 0.91
00:12:00.000 Yeah, I'm looking at her dad like this, and the father set me up.
00:12:04.000 He's like, yeah, you really enjoyed your show, all of a sudden, bang.
00:12:08.000 What?
00:12:08.000 You ever get suckered, and you're in shock?
00:12:10.000 It's a weird thing.
00:12:10.000 No, why?
00:12:11.000 No.
00:12:12.000 If it was a guy, I would've... My head's always moving.
00:12:13.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:12:14.000 Even when you're talking to somebody?
00:12:15.000 Yeah, how do you do it?
00:12:16.000 Oh my God, they call me the Cobra.
00:12:17.000 Well, no, they call you the Parakeet, but the point is... Is that what it is?
00:12:19.000 She cracked me.
00:12:21.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:12:22.000 Damn. 0.99
00:12:22.000 Yeah, I remember. 0.99
00:12:23.000 I still have a flat spot, this f***ing b****. 1.00
00:12:25.000 Let me tell you something. 1.00
00:12:27.000 I know her name.
00:12:28.000 I know the old man's name.
00:12:30.000 And it's not over. 0.86
00:12:31.000 I'm not shitting you.
00:12:31.000 I tried to go through the legal channels.
00:12:33.000 They wanted nothing to do with it. 0.97
00:12:35.000 It was all broads at the f***ing courthouse. 0.99
00:12:38.000 Are you blind? 1.00
00:12:39.000 Are you in a wheelchair?
00:12:39.000 We can't help you.
00:12:40.000 And I go, but if I punch that girl in the face, you can f***ing help her, right? 0.98
00:12:44.000 And they just, you know. 0.97
00:12:45.000 He's gonna show up at the Croc store when she's there like two weeks from now.
00:12:47.000 You never got me down!
00:12:49.000 You never got me down!
00:12:51.000 Two weeks!
00:12:51.000 I got a flat spot on my face!
00:12:53.000 I got it in the back of my head.
00:12:54.000 I picture myself when I'm like 80 flying to New Jersey.
00:12:57.000 You don't feel it.
00:12:58.000 You get popped at a gig.
00:12:59.000 It's almost like...
00:13:01.000 After the show, Jimmy, I was shaking hands and the old man set me up.
00:13:05.000 I say old man, he was younger than me.
00:13:08.000 So he knew it was up.
00:13:10.000 These are the words he goes to me. 0.99
00:13:11.000 I really enjoyed the show, but my daughter wanted to punch you in the face. 0.87
00:13:15.000 He didn't even get the word. 0.90
00:13:16.000 That must have been her cue. 0.90
00:13:18.000 I'm not shitting ya! 0.95
00:13:20.000 Bang! 1.00
00:13:20.000 There was something wrong with that girl. 1.00
00:13:22.000 If it was a guy, I would have been knocked out.
00:13:24.000 Yeah, she was a liberal.
00:13:26.000 I mean, she almost cracked my cheek. 1.00
00:13:27.000 And I look right at him.
00:13:28.000 I'm seeing like two of him. 0.94
00:13:29.000 And I go, did you just f***ing set me?
00:13:31.000 Oh no, it's nothing like that. 0.57
00:13:32.000 And I know that's what went down.
00:13:35.000 Yeah, it's insane.
00:13:36.000 And like you said, she thinks she has a right to do that because she hated what I was saying.
00:13:40.000 She said I was racist.
00:13:42.000 And then she's crying after she hit me.
00:13:45.000 She's up in the lobby crying.
00:13:47.000 Oh no!
00:13:49.000 They became this weird thing too with white educated, this is like, there was this homogenous sort of education thing where white educated people.
00:14:01.000 Pushing, pushing. 0.96
00:14:06.000 I don't care, whatever, go, go, go.
00:14:07.000 Hit like if you want more, you know, whatever, we'll go continue on Mug Club. 0.98
00:14:11.000 Hit hate! 0.99
00:14:13.000 They had this idea that they had to change white people for black and brown people to be okay. 0.99
00:14:19.000 That was a new thing too, where it was like we have to purge the bad whites so that the black and white people, the black and brown people can fly free. 0.99
00:14:28.000 But the craziest thing is the place where that is, in my opinion, least necessary is comedy. 0.61
00:14:33.000 There is a disproportionate, and by the way, rightfully so, representation of black men specifically in comedy because it's a storytelling culture. 0.99
00:14:40.000 It's a culture where things are passed down. 0.99
00:14:42.000 It's a culture of busting balls. 0.98
00:14:43.000 A roasting culture. 0.99
00:14:44.000 That's right.
00:14:45.000 Like if you look at the top, you're not going to find anyone who argues if you have a top five list and you put Pryor up there as number one or number two.
00:14:51.000 If you put Rock, Chappelle up there, you're going to have three out of the top five.
00:14:54.000 Probably six out of the top ten.
00:14:56.000 Sports is the same way!
00:14:58.000 Yeah.
00:14:59.000 Well, yeah, but that's because of the tibia.
00:14:59.000 Sorry.
00:15:01.000 Oh, is that what it is?
00:15:02.000 10 out of 10.
00:15:02.000 I don't know.
00:15:03.000 I have no idea.
00:15:04.000 Yeah, there's something called the sports gene, guys.
00:15:06.000 Yeah.
00:15:06.000 The brothers are funny.
00:15:08.000 Funny.
00:15:09.000 Because they don't care.
00:15:10.000 They're also not shackled by political correctness.
00:15:12.000 They can say whatever they want. 0.95
00:15:13.000 I always would say that to Patrice, right to his face when he'd come off stage after saying these horrendous rape jokes. 0.95
00:15:13.000 Well, I know. 0.95
00:15:20.000 And I go, yeah, you can get away with that f***ing s***. 0.99
00:15:20.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:15:22.000 And he goes, I know.
00:15:23.000 He wouldn't deny it, that's why I loved him. 0.70
00:15:25.000 He goes, I know, you can't go up there and f***ing try to... But wouldn't you say, I mean, in comedy, of all the places, like, that don't really require social justice, as far as, you know, ensuring outcomes, it's pretty diverse.
00:15:35.000 And it has been for a long time.
00:15:37.000 And we're still winning.
00:15:39.000 It has been diverse, but they're definitely, I believe they're losing the battle, though.
00:15:44.000 The whole censorship, they're doomed.
00:15:47.000 You have guys that try to get rid of Rogan, they try to do something with Chappelle, and neither one budged.
00:15:55.000 I think those are great people.
00:15:57.000 It just makes it stronger.
00:15:58.000 It gives you something to push back against.
00:16:00.000 If you want to make people funnier, that kind of censorship is good.
00:16:03.000 You put the mirror on them.
00:16:04.000 Dude, I mean, how can you not?
00:16:07.000 When we were kids, we'd go to the carnival and you'd pay extra money for the freak show to see the bearded lady. 0.78
00:16:17.000 And now you go to f***ing Starbucks and pay $5 so I can see all the bearded ladies I want. 1.00
00:16:23.000 Why is that not funny? 0.97
00:16:24.000 Why can't I say that?
00:16:25.000 Why am I all of a sudden some psycho right-wing fanatic?
00:16:30.000 Because, uh... Because someone didn't even put in the effort to shave. 0.91
00:16:34.000 Like, if we're gonna demand that we recognize, like, just shave.
00:16:36.000 You know, Moo Moo doesn't cut it. 1.00
00:16:37.000 Yeah, but dresses and beards don't go. 1.00
00:16:39.000 They've both been around forever.
00:16:40.000 It's not a good combo.
00:16:41.000 No, it's not.
00:16:42.000 But I think the cancel thing, too, it's if you're afraid of... if you're afraid of the machine to back you, or you don't have that fear... Yeah.
00:16:52.000 Like, I don't have a fear of beards.
00:16:53.000 What am I getting canceled of?
00:16:54.000 Well, that's... What can you cancel me of?
00:16:54.000 Yes.
00:16:56.000 I can say that better than you.
00:16:57.000 I don't have anyone back.
00:16:57.000 You two got... I mean...
00:16:59.000 Lucky enough, my career was so mediocre, I've been flying under the radar.
00:17:03.000 You know, every once in a while, you know, that tweet on the radio show.
00:17:08.000 You call it mediocre, I call it uncompromising.
00:17:11.000 I was going to say that.
00:17:12.000 You're a man who knows what he wants.
00:17:14.000 Channel 187 on Sirius XM.
00:17:17.000 Oh, that's where I can find you!
00:17:19.000 That's where you could find me.
00:17:22.000 But everyone knows, we've talked about people behind the scenes.
00:17:24.000 I remember when Joe Rogan, I talked about this when we did the press conference, but it's true.
00:17:28.000 Joe Rogan, I was watching this from Greenfield Park on my then-girlfriend's computer when he did the Carlos Mencia thing.
00:17:34.000 And he was talking, and Carlos Mencius was like, he's just mad because he's obsessed with me, I'm the Punisher!
00:17:38.000 And Jordan was like, you're not original, I'm not jealous of you! 0.95
00:17:41.000 I watched Dave Chappelle and Nick DiPaolo, so that motherf***er was brilliant, I want to go home and write!
00:17:45.000 And that's what he said, he said Dave Chappelle and Nick DiPaolo.
00:17:48.000 And that's when I went and looked up Nick, and I realized that I had seen him at the Just for Laughs, I just didn't know his name.
00:17:52.000 Yet I still can't get on Joe's show anymore.
00:17:54.000 I do it three times.
00:17:56.000 Brian, put the call in.
00:17:57.000 I give a text.
00:17:59.000 I just want to talk fights.
00:18:00.000 I've actually become a student.
00:18:02.000 I listen to him.
00:18:03.000 I beat up my wife twice a week. 1.00
00:18:04.000 I'm good with this UFC shit. 1.00
00:18:07.000 Got her in a Camaro last week. 1.00
00:18:09.000 But he never closes his hand.
00:18:10.000 He never closes his hand.
00:18:12.000 And there's the shake.
00:18:13.000 It goes by Islamic rule.
00:18:15.000 You can't see the bruises.
00:18:16.000 Jimmy brought up, you know, you said cancelling Rogan or Chappelle.
00:18:19.000 Chappelle was never in the danger of being cancelled.
00:18:22.000 They will never cancel a guy, a black guy, at that height of fame.
00:18:22.000 Nope.
00:18:26.000 It's too good.
00:18:28.000 Well, no, it's just... He's also telling the truth.
00:18:30.000 Well, big reason is you lose too much of the chorus of white women, because they feel like in the hierarchy they can't fully cancel Dave Chappelle, so he sort of gets to take that off the ledger. 0.71
00:18:38.000 Tracy Morgan says, I keep bringing this up, might be the third time on your show, but Tracy Morgan, perfect example.
00:18:45.000 Somebody asked him when his wife was pregnant, what if you have a gay baby? 1.00
00:18:48.000 I'd f***ing kill it. 1.00
00:18:50.000 Um, that really killed his career. 0.99
00:18:52.000 A year later, he has an animated series.
00:18:54.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:18:54.000 I mean, picture that coming out of your mouth, Jimmy, or a f***ing wife. 0.99
00:18:58.000 And it's been like that forever, folks. 1.00
00:18:59.000 I say, why that baby gay, his hair so short? 1.00
00:19:03.000 Why you got such short hair, gay baby? 1.00
00:19:07.000 My gaby. 0.99
00:19:08.000 I got a gaby.
00:19:09.000 I threw it in the trash.
00:19:09.000 I got a gaby.
00:19:11.000 Yeah, it really hurt his career.
00:19:13.000 Yeah, didn't he like mow over like nine people in a Lamborghini or something?
00:19:17.000 No, he banged into a lady at a red light.
00:19:19.000 He made a lot of money.
00:19:20.000 Why is she walking so slow? 1.00
00:19:25.000 That's a good white Tracy. 1.00
00:19:30.000 No, you're right.
00:19:31.000 I mean, when he said that, too, I remember thinking, but you know what?
00:19:33.000 Like, they'll say, again, behind closed doors?
00:19:36.000 When you're with black guys in comics, that's the kind of stuff they'll joke about all the time. 0.90
00:19:39.000 Well, that's your first mistake, going behind closed doors with them.
00:19:41.000 Well, you and the priests.
00:19:43.000 But that's the kind of thing that everybody jokes around about.
00:19:45.000 I mean, it's like... I'm kidding.
00:19:46.000 I don't know why we're acting like it's a... About killing your gay baby? 1.00
00:19:51.000 I don't know if that's, like, a genre. 0.99
00:19:52.000 That might be... I brought it up because it's a real-life example of the double standard.
00:19:57.000 And if somebody at Jimmy's level said that... Can you imagine if you were SNL and you said something like that?
00:20:02.000 No.
00:20:03.000 Needed.
00:20:03.000 Done.
00:20:04.000 You should, though.
00:20:05.000 You should have done it during the monologue.
00:20:06.000 I would have stood up and... This is a sketch called Killing Gay Babies. 0.99
00:20:11.000 I killed my gaby. 0.99
00:20:13.000 It's a sketch.
00:20:14.000 Hear me out, though, guys.
00:20:15.000 Hear me out.
00:20:16.000 I did it quick.
00:20:17.000 Well, let me, okay, so let me ask you this, because if you go back, everyone has always sort of bemoaned political correctness.
00:20:21.000 Now the term is often called, you know, people say woke.
00:20:24.000 So people on the left will say, oh, they've always complained about this, but it's just about accountability.
00:20:29.000 There's nothing new.
00:20:30.000 Do you really think, is this just kids these days, or do you think it's worse than ever?
00:20:35.000 No, I think kids are actually pushing back.
00:20:38.000 I think 18-year-olds and stuff like that are actually... Anytime you make something forbidden, in what I love about this country, is you start saying, you can't say there are only two genders. 0.92
00:20:51.000 That's a great way to get people to start saying, you know what, I'm looking around, there are only two genders. 0.98
00:20:56.000 Or, I don't think somebody who's 6'4 with a d*** should be swimming against women. 1.00
00:20:59.000 F*** off. 1.00
00:21:00.000 And that's what's going on more and more. 0.99
00:21:03.000 Let me ask you, Brian, but where do you see evidence of, like, 18-year-old exposure?
00:21:07.000 I hang out with 18-year-olds.
00:21:09.000 I comb high schools, because I got tight-fitting skin.
00:21:12.000 My girlfriend's brothers.
00:21:14.000 This lighting sucks, but in good lighting, when I wear a hat and the shade keeps my wrinkles, hides my laugh lines.
00:21:22.000 You know what? 0.55
00:21:23.000 This is a perfect example.
00:21:24.000 I was watching, I don't know how I missed it, on Hulu, the Mike Tyson series.
00:21:29.000 That's how you missed it, it was on Hulu. 0.99
00:21:31.000 Well, you know what, so remember when he yelled at that reporter, he's like, **** I'mma bend you over, you white ****. 0.98
00:21:35.000 And then he says, I'm... You couldn't live in my work. 0.99
00:21:37.000 Yeah, and then he says, I'mma **** you till you love me, ****.
00:21:40.000 So they include everything in the Hulu series, except they switch ****. 0.75
00:21:44.000 Really? 1.00
00:21:44.000 They include the n-word, they include new pussy, and to me it's just hilarious because it's like, well that makes you gay. 1.00
00:21:49.000 I'm gonna f**k you too, you love me, f**k it, and then I'm gonna take you to Red Lobster, you can have scampi, it is shrimp season, I will call you. 1.00
00:21:58.000 Did he say all that? 1.00
00:21:59.000 I don't know, but it's just like, he's like, he's squirting him. 0.99
00:22:01.000 But they changed the word f**k. That's the f**king, that's where they draw the line. 0.99
00:22:06.000 I'm telling you, ten guys run this f**king planet, eight of them are trans, I really believe that. 0.99
00:22:11.000 It's content, right, Jimmy? 0.98
00:22:13.000 A hundred percent.
00:22:14.000 People right now are gonna go and get their hat.
00:22:16.000 I couldn't believe they switched that word, though, to mess.
00:22:18.000 My father's 83, and I remember talking to him, and I said, he just quietly said, I was complaining like this, complaining about all this stuff.
00:22:27.000 Uh, yeah. 0.93
00:22:28.000 Um, I call him mommy because now he identifies, but I, but I, I remember I said, this is crazy like this, this woke shit, and I can't keep up with the rules and all that. 0.95
00:22:37.000 And we're doing, we're having a conversation and he just quietly looked at me and goes, won't last. 0.97
00:22:41.000 And I went, what?
00:22:42.000 He goes, it's impossible to apply at the level of detail.
00:22:45.000 It's just not going to last.
00:22:46.000 You'll see.
00:22:47.000 And that's all he said.
00:22:48.000 And I think that's the thing.
00:22:50.000 How do I apply these rules?
00:22:51.000 I can't.
00:22:52.000 After a while, there are more and more people sitting around talking this way, including people on the other side who are going, you know, women.
00:23:01.000 Not enough.
00:23:02.000 Yeah, I don't hear enough.
00:23:03.000 Maybe not.
00:23:03.000 I don't hear enough pushback.
00:23:04.000 As long as the money is... And there's too much time between now and then.
00:23:07.000 That's right, that's where it... Well, you know, I was talking to Rogan, I said, he said, we were saying this five years ago and it's still going on.
00:23:14.000 So, these ideas die hard.
00:23:16.000 You know, they die hard.
00:23:17.000 Joe, call me!
00:23:20.000 That's what Mick Jagger said.
00:23:22.000 He said old habits die hard.
00:23:22.000 I didn't know that.
00:23:23.000 Then he blew David Bowie.
00:23:25.000 You were about to say something.
00:23:26.000 Oh, for the love of God.
00:23:26.000 I don't remember.
00:23:27.000 Oh, OK.
00:23:28.000 I was trying to remember.
00:23:28.000 It's the wake, though, of bodies that would happen between now and then that's concerning.
00:23:32.000 I mean, that's one thing Nick has talked about.
00:23:32.000 Yeah.
00:23:34.000 And Nick, of course, he's being self-effacing there.
00:23:37.000 But he's always had respect of his peers because people know how good he is.
00:23:40.000 And that tells you that they know that he's foregone opportunities because of his point of view.
00:23:44.000 You know, I've been, I was on YouTube in 2006 and then started doing right-leaning videos in 2008, I believe, because I would get in trouble in Canadian clubs or universities, which is, you know, remember NACA?
00:23:56.000 Remember all that stuff?
00:23:57.000 NACA! 1.00
00:23:58.000 They thought because I was young, they were like, yeah, you'll do great at NACA.
00:24:01.000 I got one college.
00:24:03.000 Anthony Clark, remember him?
00:24:05.000 He came home with 88.
00:24:06.000 88 colleges signed him up at NACA.
00:24:11.000 But I don't know how you would do that today.
00:24:13.000 Who's going to go and select the people? 0.99
00:24:15.000 It's got to be a bunch of angry lesbians. 1.00
00:24:17.000 Why would you go? 0.99
00:24:18.000 Would anybody say yes?
00:24:20.000 It's literally, everybody knows those are indoctrination camps. 0.99
00:24:24.000 Unless you were a far left to believe that s***. 0.88
00:24:26.000 Why would you ever, as a comic, go to a... 0.75
00:24:29.000 Well back in the day it wasn't, you know, you have a lot of like frat people and it'd be kind of like, you know, that's where Dane Cook made his bones and Jimmy Fallon, Adam Sandler.
00:24:36.000 It was good money back then.
00:24:37.000 It was good money.
00:24:38.000 It was great money.
00:24:39.000 But today, yeah, how could you do it?
00:24:41.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:24:42.000 I got in trouble back then.
00:24:43.000 I did Clark College outside of Boston.
00:24:46.000 It's even liberal for Boston.
00:24:47.000 But this is when bad ideas percolate.
00:24:51.000 And then the people who have been indoctrinated come of age and get into positions in government, in journalism, in academia, in Hollywood, in writer's room.
00:25:01.000 All of a sudden you have this groupthink, this hive mentality, and that's kind of what happens.
00:25:06.000 Yeah, if you start teaching children at that age, and they go all the way up to college, and especially when you have this sort of issue where they all come from the same area of code, you can trace this back.
00:25:17.000 It's not a mystery as to how this sort of collective madness And it only could get this big and take on this momentum with help of the media.
00:25:27.000 That's it. 0.65
00:25:28.000 You couldn't, we have one, even Fox, you're gonna call that f***ing right-wing people? 0.55
00:25:32.000 No, of course not. 0.84
00:25:33.000 That's all we've got.
00:25:33.000 It's good for business.
00:25:35.000 Professional wrestling.
00:25:35.000 But it's good for business.
00:25:36.000 If you get this side to believe in this and pick up, and somehow we even get homosexuals to stop fighting one another, it'll be brilliant. 1.00
00:25:45.000 Send a thundersire.
00:25:47.000 Make sure all the media pushes out immediately.
00:25:49.000 Put it on the Time Magazine.
00:25:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:53.000 Isn't that Klaus Schwab?
00:25:53.000 I remember magazines.
00:25:55.000 That's Klaus Schwab he's doing.
00:25:56.000 I remember magazines.
00:25:57.000 Dead on.
00:25:59.000 One, who's one day, will destroy the entire nation. 0.73
00:26:04.000 When is it when he gets fat that it's, you can hear it?
00:26:07.000 You know, when you hear his voice, you're like... It's like in his throat?
00:26:09.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:26:09.000 Blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub bl Yeah, but I think it's also important though to f**k where I don't do the both sides thing either because there is truth. 0.98
00:26:26.000 One truth. 0.95
00:26:28.000 It's not your truth, it's not my truth.
00:26:30.000 People say my truth, well there's a truth.
00:26:32.000 They say.
00:26:32.000 That's what it is.
00:26:33.000 The left says my truth.
00:26:35.000 good evil, left is just evil. Left is all, they're all nice words for evil. That's right. Starts with a language. But
00:26:42.000 what's good guys is that when you say that, like you just said
00:26:45.000 that there is the truth. When you have this f***ing madness over here, all it does is get it forces you to start
00:26:54.000 defining the bedrock you're anchored into. 0.67
00:26:57.000 It forces you to kind of solidify your political and moral philosophy.
00:27:02.000 That's not a bad thing, but it's when you start to see that there's a tidal wave of insanity coming your way and you gotta go, hey guys, I gotta batten down the hatches and I need to figure out what I'm standing on.
00:27:15.000 Let's make sure we got our guns lined up and clean and our powder is f***ing dry.
00:27:21.000 That's a good thing.
00:27:23.000 Like you just said, when you just said, there's not your truth, there's the truth.
00:27:27.000 Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
00:27:29.000 But the problem is when you have people in positions of power.
00:27:31.000 That's why I always say, you know, they say the military-industrial complex.
00:27:33.000 Remember Code Pink?
00:27:35.000 You don't hear a word from them now that Biden's in office.
00:27:37.000 Or when Barack Obama all of a sudden was in office.
00:27:39.000 Just for George Bush.
00:27:40.000 It was just like, code, we don't like George W. Bush.
00:27:42.000 That was all they did.
00:27:43.000 But, I mean, there's one president... They did it with Reagan.
00:27:46.000 I'm 61. 0.99
00:27:46.000 I've seen all this s***. 0.99
00:27:48.000 Reagan was a Nazi. 1.00
00:27:49.000 George Bush Sr. 0.99
00:27:50.000 was a Nazi. 0.59
00:27:51.000 But they all say the military-industrial complex.
00:27:53.000 That's why I say the media-entertainment-industry-big-tech complex.
00:27:56.000 If there is the truth, but it's... And those are neocons.
00:27:59.000 Well, no, no.
00:28:00.000 These people are all far left.
00:28:01.000 It's an agreed-upon lie.
00:28:03.000 It's an agreed-upon line that we are living.
00:28:04.000 That's the issue.
00:28:05.000 It's when NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, when you have people in, you know, whether it's at Johns Hopkins who then have been browbeaten into submission by the trans community, whether it's the CDC, the WHO, and then you have Facebook, Twitter, whether it's a Hunter Biden story, Big Tech, Google, YouTube, all of them. 0.98
00:28:21.000 They all say, no, no, hold on a second, there's no such thing as male-female, that's hate speech.
00:28:25.000 They all say, no, no, hold on a second, you're not allowed to discuss elections, or you're not allowed to question CDC.
00:28:29.000 They don't believe it, it's an agreed-upon line.
00:28:31.000 It doesn't matter how strong your arguments are until that gets broken apart.
00:28:35.000 They start, when you argue, and this is something that Raj Limbaugh said 40 years ago, when you argue with a liberal, they're starting at I'm superior to you.
00:28:46.000 That's where they start their arguments.
00:28:48.000 You start arguing with a comedian or somebody, they literally believe they're morally superior.
00:28:53.000 But Nick, I don't mind that.
00:28:54.000 That's as human as it gets.
00:28:55.000 What I go crazy over is what I would call chaos.
00:28:59.000 We are embracing... So when the CDC has...
00:29:07.000 When you can go as a man and get a drug that causes you to lactate, which allows you then 0.97
00:29:12.000 to breastfeed your child, and that milk, because of the drugs you have to take, actually causes
00:29:18.000 heart problems in a child.
00:29:20.000 And the CDC and everybody else isn't going, we got to stop this because this is evil,
00:29:25.000 which it is.
00:29:26.000 This is evil and insanity.
00:29:28.000 When you don't have that, now we're really in trouble.
00:29:31.000 Now what's happening is we are embracing actual insanity.
00:29:35.000 When you have men who can go to women's prisons and get two women pregnant, two female, and
00:29:41.000 before they get moved, we are dealing with insanity.
00:29:44.000 That's right. 0.99
00:29:45.000 When Scotland says, if you say you're a woman for three months and you don't have to have anything, you can have balls and a beard and get put into a woman's prison. 1.00
00:29:54.000 I don't know what the f*** we're doing anymore, but there are certain things I'm willing to fight for. 0.98
00:29:58.000 There are lines you're going to cross where I'm going to dig my heels in and I'm actually going to fight. 1.00
00:30:02.000 And I mean, you're my enemy, motherfucker. 1.00
00:30:05.000 I'm not interested in being, I don't want to meet you halfway. 1.00
00:30:07.000 This is why you say, how did I come out of the closet?
00:30:09.000 Why am I?
00:30:10.000 You want to call me right wing?
00:30:10.000 Why am I?
00:30:11.000 You want to call me a conservative?
00:30:13.000 I'm a proud conservative now. 1.00
00:30:15.000 Because that's the kind of shit I'm not going to compromise on. 0.99
00:30:18.000 Well, let's compromise on the mic. 0.99
00:30:19.000 I'm trying to get in there.
00:30:20.000 Sorry.
00:30:21.000 No, but I was, no.
00:30:23.000 Did you write that down?
00:30:25.000 I don't have to.
00:30:25.000 Did you?
00:30:26.000 It's right up here.
00:30:27.000 For crying out loud, you're one step away from banging the podium.
00:30:31.000 There's a PDF that I'm going to send out.
00:30:32.000 So Nick.
00:30:33.000 No, I was just going to say, but it all starts with that, you said this is only the truth.
00:30:38.000 And that's the attitude when they argue with you.
00:30:40.000 They start at, I'm morally superior.
00:30:42.000 So it doesn't matter what comes out of your mouth.
00:30:44.000 And that's why they're so quick to shut down speech. 0.72
00:30:47.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:30:47.000 They want to shut down the conversation.
00:30:49.000 That took a while to sink in.
00:30:50.000 I mean, I heard it years ago, but then when you watch it and it's so prevalent today, you're like, they really do think they're smarter.
00:30:57.000 How far back do you think it goes?
00:30:59.000 Because if you really think about it, just controlling people's emotions.
00:31:02.000 I'd say 78, 79.
00:31:03.000 It's so easy.
00:31:05.000 This is all media, all entertainment.
00:31:07.000 It's this simple.
00:31:10.000 Think of before everything first was...
00:31:15.000 Read all about it!
00:31:16.000 Read all about it! 0.99
00:31:17.000 You're like, oh s**t, f**k it, what are we reading about? 0.99
00:31:20.000 If someone's, what the f**k's going on? 1.00
00:31:22.000 Any human situation, if you come in to go, holy s**t, f**king, you're not gonna, before you can even think, they're like, now here's the deal, this person's like this, and this person's like that, oh yeah, f**k it. 0.99
00:31:32.000 And before you even get it, they've got your attention, and when you do argue with them, There is no arguing. 0.99
00:31:39.000 All they're doing is repeating everything that they've heard, and they've seen, and the magic word.
00:31:45.000 Yeah, they're tolerating you.
00:31:47.000 It is the greatest black magic voodoo, perhaps in human history. 1.00
00:31:54.000 You know, they say, oh, the king, whatever f***ing king, he used to come and take 20% of your money, and he'd come along Well, how much money you think we work for?
00:32:04.000 And what kind of gig is going where a government, which Marley, dude, I used to listen to Marley all the time, his interviews, he said, all governments are illegal. 0.81
00:32:16.000 And if you really just break down government, what the f*** is government there for?
00:32:21.000 What is government there for?
00:32:23.000 Two purposes here.
00:32:24.000 Tell us.
00:32:25.000 And it's really, the only purpose for the government is, my dad used this analogy.
00:32:28.000 Do you trust it anymore?
00:32:29.000 I trust the analogy.
00:32:30.000 I don't trust government.
00:32:31.000 I don't trust government.
00:32:33.000 You trust your dad.
00:32:33.000 He said a hockey, and you'll appreciate this, a hockey referee.
00:32:36.000 Now, not a soccer referee. 0.96
00:32:37.000 It doesn't even work with football or baseball where everyone jumps on the pitcher's mound like a bitch because some guy's got into a disagreement, right? 1.00
00:32:43.000 In hockey, the referee, he said, is there to keep the players safe, make sure the pace of the game is kept, otherwise he keeps his whistle in his pocket. 0.55
00:32:51.000 He says, so the government is there to keep us safe, meaning external threats or, you know, interior threats.
00:32:55.000 Like in a neighborhood.
00:32:57.000 He said, and to ensure that people are playing by the rules, meaning they're not stealing from people, outside of that, keeps the whistle in his pocket.
00:33:03.000 It's not the government's business.
00:33:05.000 And the analogy only works with the hockey referee.
00:33:07.000 So the legitimate purview of government would be, yep, some form of military, yep, some form of enforcement of regulations to ensure that people aren't being swindled, lied to.
00:33:14.000 Enforcing contracts, keeping your promises.
00:33:16.000 That's it.
00:33:17.000 They're supposed to stay out.
00:33:19.000 When you're at this state, we're like, what are you talking about?
00:33:22.000 We're talking about, we don't know what a man is, we don't know what a female is. 0.99
00:33:27.000 Well then, if military's in rule, and government's in rule, and nobody's stepping in to go, this is... I don't know where you all come from, but this is f***ed. 0.98
00:33:41.000 If nobody's stepping in, then I don't trust anyone that says they're government, they're this, they're whatever. 0.97
00:33:48.000 None of them are to be trusted.
00:33:50.000 And the thing that I worry about is, where does it go?
00:33:53.000 Because everyone talks about it.
00:33:54.000 All we do is talk about it.
00:33:55.000 We talk about it.
00:33:56.000 I know, that's what I say.
00:33:58.000 I even feel guilty doing my part.
00:33:59.000 What are we doing about it?
00:34:01.000 And what does the outcome look like?
00:34:04.000 Because it is...
00:34:08.000 It's not going, we're letting it happen.
00:34:11.000 I think a lot of conservatives are, and you know that's why Mug Club is, and by the way if you guys want to sign up, you guys can sign up and support all this because a lot of conservatives have kowtowed too.
00:34:22.000 They're like, oh they'll kill me last.
00:34:24.000 Right?
00:34:24.000 Tens of millions of dollars on YouTube, on Facebook, and we only know one way.
00:34:27.000 We said, well, no, okay, at least that's doing something where you're migrating people off of these platforms where you can hit them in the pocketbook.
00:34:34.000 You see it with Bud Light, right?
00:34:35.000 You saw it with Target.
00:34:37.000 The problem is the government, right?
00:34:38.000 The scope now is so large.
00:34:39.000 Yeah, it feels like this Leviathan that can't be addressed, but it does start with information, and that's why the central battle to me is still the battle of big tech and being able to ensure that everyone here can at least reach people with the truth or has a fighting chance.
00:34:53.000 Who's taking marching orders from who?
00:34:55.000 Because Colin Quinn says it's the corporations that give the White House their marching orders and I thought it was the other way around.
00:35:01.000 It's this unholy alliance at this point.
00:35:05.000 It's that lateral cooperation.
00:35:06.000 Well think about this, like Facebook, so really you have Facebook itself or Meta now, right?
00:35:11.000 Meta and then Alphabet is Google and YouTube.
00:35:14.000 These are more powerful Then, for example, the Roman Empire, right?
00:35:18.000 You look at the Ottomans, you look at Genghis Khan, you look at how much these people control, and you look at the benefits that they receive directly from the government with Section 230, right? 0.75
00:35:26.000 They get to receive the benefits of being an open platform, but they also get to be publishers and remove content editorialized.
00:35:34.000 You have to pick a lane.
00:35:35.000 And sometimes people will say, hey, it's really bad to have A or B thinking.
00:35:39.000 With this, there does need to be an A or B. Either you are a platform, in which case you cannot censor material, Or, you're a publisher.
00:35:46.000 Right?
00:35:46.000 But either way, you have to pick one.
00:35:48.000 Because if you start censoring material and saying, this is allowed, this isn't allowed, I don't care if you're doing it on behalf of the CDC, or whoever it is that day, you now are liable for whatever is on that platform, just like New York Times is.
00:35:57.000 Just like the Washington Post is.
00:35:58.000 That's the problem with 230.
00:36:00.000 It protects them like they're a utility.
00:36:01.000 Is that because it's a new problem that they're trying to figure out?
00:36:03.000 It's one that no one on the right has done anything about.
00:36:05.000 We have them on the show, and they grandstand, and they go, look, enforce it.
00:36:09.000 But would you say, though, that for me it's always like, secretly, a lot of these studios in Hollywood have fired their DEI officers because they were losing money.
00:36:09.000 Pick a lane.
00:36:20.000 So at the end of the day, if you start making these movies and you're taking politics into consideration to check boxes, and you put out a bunch of sh**ty movies and studios start losing, I don't know, a hundred million dollars, right?
00:36:30.000 But they're not switching, though.
00:36:31.000 That's where I'm saying, but they're not switching yet.
00:36:33.000 That's how you know it's propaganda.
00:36:34.000 It's ideological.
00:36:35.000 Exactly.
00:36:36.000 When they put the money aside, it's about the message.
00:36:39.000 And that's the definition of propaganda.
00:36:41.000 But how long does that last until you kind of, ideology is not going to pay the bills.
00:36:47.000 After a while, you're going to go, nobody's watching these movies and nobody wants to finance movies like that.
00:36:51.000 They're going to go, I did a movie, I'm telling you, I did a movie and I remember the conversation.
00:36:57.000 They were looking for staff, you know, they need makeup people.
00:37:01.000 And the one thing the producer said is he goes, look man, The director and the producer were saying, yeah, and they're not into this pronoun stuff. 0.96
00:37:09.000 They're not into this, all this, whoa, crazy s***. 0.98
00:37:11.000 So they were looking specifically and they had questions that were kind of secretly put into the interview to make sure that we weren't dealing with f***ing crazies. 0.99
00:37:19.000 Really? 0.96
00:37:20.000 Yes!
00:37:21.000 Because if you, if, think about when you go to work.
00:37:23.000 That's a good sign.
00:37:24.000 No, I think it's anecdotal.
00:37:26.000 No, because look, these people have either been fired or they've been sort of laid off.
00:37:34.000 Every DEI officer has been laid off for the most part.
00:37:39.000 You're talking about like an L.A.
00:37:40.000 I'm talking about big studios.
00:37:40.000 film, right?
00:37:42.000 Okay, well that's good.
00:37:43.000 Some of it's trickling in, but it's too little, too late.
00:37:46.000 Nobody wants to deal with it.
00:37:48.000 The Boat by Millions.
00:37:49.000 They started making movies about being normal again.
00:37:55.000 Sound of Freedom.
00:37:56.000 Look at what's happening with Maverick.
00:37:58.000 Top Gun.
00:37:59.000 America First.
00:38:01.000 It crushed.
00:38:02.000 And they're paying attention to that.
00:38:04.000 It was also a lot of support, people don't realize, from Big Voice Boxless.
00:38:09.000 With Maverick.
00:38:09.000 From what?
00:38:10.000 They were big fans of the film.
00:38:12.000 You know what?
00:38:14.000 Stephen?
00:38:15.000 I'm saying, you wanted to ask who's pulling the strings?
00:38:17.000 It's those people who are like, I used to chew tobacco.
00:38:19.000 Those commercials.
00:38:20.000 The anti-tobacco lobby.
00:38:22.000 No, but I will tell you this.
00:38:22.000 I did not know that.
00:38:23.000 I have been up against this.
00:38:24.000 I thought it was the Jews. 0.97
00:38:25.000 This one thing.
00:38:26.000 Them two.
00:38:27.000 You can't talk about the Jews. 0.50
00:38:28.000 Did you say chews?
00:38:30.000 That's how the Germans say it.
00:38:30.000 Yes.
00:38:31.000 Bigly chews.
00:38:32.000 That's what we're saying.
00:38:33.000 That's what we're saying.
00:38:33.000 Must be the chews.
00:38:34.000 Must be the chews.
00:38:35.000 Odin's chews.
00:38:36.000 Mr. Mohan.
00:38:37.000 No, but I used to talk about this on the show.
00:38:40.000 What show is this?
00:38:40.000 A long time ago, too.
00:38:43.000 No.
00:38:45.000 No, but people, because a lot of comedians had a blind spot, a little bit.
00:38:49.000 Now I came up, you know, so you said your first open mic was in 87.
00:38:51.000 Um, I'm trying to think back, mine would have been, uh, like, you know, early-mid 2000s.
00:38:57.000 I get it, you're younger than me.
00:38:58.000 No, but here's, but I remember, here's the thing, I remember talking with comedians who had been established, going like, yeah, well here's, they would say, it doesn't matter as long as you're funny.
00:39:04.000 I'm going, no, no, hold on a second, you don't understand, it's the people who are trying to get their foot in the door.
00:39:08.000 So at this point, I remember being told at open mics, you can't do that.
00:39:11.000 I remember one point.
00:39:12.000 club here in Texas that you just did recently where a guy who wasn't the
00:39:16.000 actual manager of the club but he would he was the guy who would tell the
00:39:19.000 manager he would say yeah yeah he came in and he did this stuff you know we
00:39:22.000 don't do that in this city it's like an oasis you can't talk about these topics
00:39:25.000 and I would even have the tapes and go no no the set went really well I would
00:39:29.000 tell you I've had a bombed I've eaten many times. Is this Canada or Canada?
00:39:33.000 and then even the United States.
00:39:34.000 But when you're coming up as a feature, when you're coming up as an emcee and you're trying to get stage time, they just weren't willing to take that risk.
00:39:40.000 I had been banned from colleges.
00:39:42.000 That's why I started doing the YouTube stuff because I was going, these are things that I, at that point, it was more free than the club atmosphere.
00:39:48.000 Now it's kind of tipping back a little bit.
00:39:50.000 But a lot of comedians, they come from the era where they would say, as long as you're funny, That's fine, but it's not true.
00:39:57.000 I can't imagine being someone today.
00:39:58.000 I think maybe now it's opening up a little bit.
00:40:00.000 No, you're right.
00:40:01.000 I know for a fact that these open mics in Brooklyn and even at the comedy store, from what I understand, there is a political agenda.
00:40:10.000 You're not getting up and doing this quote-unquote straight white guy comedy, whatever you want to call it.
00:40:15.000 Brooklyn?
00:40:16.000 You mean comedy?
00:40:16.000 Yeah.
00:40:17.000 There's no way I'm walking out there.
00:40:18.000 I'm not even able to cross the bridge of Williamsburg.
00:40:22.000 Isn't that crazy?
00:40:23.000 I know.
00:40:24.000 Exceeds him!
00:40:26.000 Exceeds him!
00:40:26.000 Immediately!
00:40:27.000 I don't think they sound that way in Bed-Stuy.
00:40:29.000 A white man over 50! 0.67
00:40:29.000 That always exists for some reason, and Jim's always, all his villains are speaking this way. 0.67
00:40:34.000 Well!
00:40:35.000 Well, that makes sense.
00:40:36.000 All the villains are white and English on TV now.
00:40:37.000 That's one of the ways the villains talk like this.
00:40:39.000 Yes, always.
00:40:40.000 But, uh, Steve, yeah, Cat, Cat Tanf a couple years ago went to Brooklyn to do, you know, two times they dumped water over it.
00:40:47.000 Was it a wet t-shirt contest?
00:40:49.000 No.
00:40:50.000 Oh, Steven, come on.
00:40:52.000 He's not out there.
00:40:55.000 He doesn't know.
00:40:55.000 I don't know.
00:40:56.000 I don't live out in the real world, man.
00:40:58.000 Don't fight me. 1.00
00:40:59.000 The fight's out there, dammit. 1.00
00:41:00.000 I don't know. 0.99
00:41:03.000 I think it's feminism. 1.00
00:41:05.000 I've been saying that.
00:41:06.000 I know.
00:41:08.000 Me and Colin Quinn had this argument for years.
00:41:10.000 He would say, no it's the race thing.
00:41:12.000 I said at the core of it, just watch any commercial.
00:41:15.000 I was on this way before anybody.
00:41:17.000 Any commercial how the guys emasculated. 0.88
00:41:19.000 I was saying this in the f***ing 80s.
00:41:22.000 And then now you can't even watch a movie It is unbelievable. 0.78
00:41:27.000 Well, it was like telling you I was watching a movie that was fine.
00:41:31.000 Oh, it was that series The Offer.
00:41:32.000 Did you watch that about the making of The Godfather?
00:41:35.000 No, you didn't tell me that the feminism permeated it. 1.00
00:41:37.000 This must have been before it happened.
00:41:39.000 You just told me to watch it.
00:41:40.000 I didn't tell you about that?
00:41:41.000 No.
00:41:42.000 No, Pains Taking Detail, great series until about the second episode where the woman who's like the co-star goes off on some on some tangent that a feminist would have wrote yesterday. 1.00
00:41:55.000 Yeah.
00:41:55.000 You know this is supposed to be in the late 60s.
00:41:57.000 Right.
00:41:58.000 It sticks out they might as well have had a Martian walk by.
00:42:01.000 Yeah.
00:42:01.000 It would have been more realistic.
00:42:02.000 The Pains Taking Detail for the you know for And then they throw in, whether it's a commercial, I watched it last night, same thing, a couple movies at the hotel.
00:42:12.000 I just watched the new Predator film, Prey, because they switched it now from Predator to Prey, and he gets beaten by a broad with a bow and arrow and a tomahawk with a piece of bungee cord on it.
00:42:27.000 Yeah, lioness. 0.99
00:42:28.000 And she's like, I want to go out and hunt, and I'm like, you have to gather the berries.
00:42:32.000 I want to hunt because you say that I can't.
00:42:33.000 Do you have any idea how little tolerance the Comanche tribes would have for that? 1.00
00:42:37.000 They'd be like, oh really?
00:42:39.000 You want to get us all killed? 0.98
00:42:40.000 We're gonna tie you to a post and just be thankful we don't light you on fire and sing what makes the red man red, okay? 0.99
00:42:47.000 Shut up, stay home, and if you want to put some war paint from the wild lowbush blueberries because they have greater dye, then fine, we'll do that. 0.98
00:42:54.000 Lowbush blueberries have greater dye? 0.99
00:42:55.000 Yeah, but they're very hard to cultivate.
00:42:58.000 I learned so much with you.
00:42:59.000 They used to dye their clothes with wild blueberries.
00:43:02.000 But hold on, Jim had something before.
00:43:04.000 The brilliance of propaganda through film, TV, everything.
00:43:08.000 I was just even on, I don't know what flight I was on, and they had a blue planet.
00:43:15.000 Oh yeah, yeah.
00:43:15.000 It's unbelievably shot though.
00:43:18.000 Incredible!
00:43:19.000 But what it does, it brings you in, and you know, whatever.
00:43:21.000 They talk about the f***ing mountain goat, and the elk, and the... Twice, every episode ends with, but then climate change!
00:43:31.000 We'll never see a goat again! 0.99
00:43:35.000 Dude, I saw them push climate change and being gay. 1.00
00:43:39.000 There's another episode... Oh, I swear to God! 0.99
00:43:42.000 They were picking on the gay goat? 1.00
00:43:43.000 F***ing bird! 1.00
00:43:45.000 has his whole scenario right and he goes to to pick up the chick and the chick's ready to go with him and then all of a sudden a bunch of other guys are like We're going to have to fight if you're going to bang the chick. 0.99
00:43:58.000 This is how it goes.
00:43:59.000 And so he gives up and he goes somewhere else.
00:44:01.000 And what happens?
00:44:02.000 He tracks another guy.
00:44:03.000 And they ended and he goes, and then they'll spend a lifetime with the male bird, which in the end is probably better than just being alone.
00:44:15.000 Unbelievable.
00:44:16.000 You've been studying birds!
00:44:18.000 Unbelievable. 1.00
00:44:19.000 And they're gonna live together being gay. 0.98
00:44:21.000 This is blue pan- It's the West African incel thing.
00:44:25.000 But it's an important point because like what I saw with the feminism movement and the same thing with this is that like in climate change is it's one thing to be a feminist and say we want equal rights, right?
00:44:36.000 I want to be able to vote.
00:44:37.000 I want rights to my own property.
00:44:39.000 All that stuff.
00:44:39.000 Steven!
00:44:40.000 They had a big march over it.
00:44:42.000 But something else changed.
00:44:43.000 Third wave and quote-unquote fourth wave feminism changed from, we want equal rights to, men are trying to kill us. 1.00
00:44:51.000 Bullshit. 1.00
00:44:51.000 In a war against men. 1.00
00:44:52.000 Bullshit. 1.00
00:44:53.000 I'm saying that was the narrative. 1.00
00:44:54.000 It was never right.
00:44:55.000 It was never right.
00:44:55.000 I have women out there and they educated me.
00:44:57.000 It's always been women. 1.00
00:44:58.000 We're there against women voting. 1.00
00:45:00.000 Now let me explain to you exactly what it is.
00:45:02.000 No, people don't realize this.
00:45:04.000 I believe it was 1920, early 1920s.
00:45:06.000 No, what happened is for a man to vote, for a man to vote, he had to pay taxes, own property, be in the draft, mandatory bucket duty, which means volunteer firefighter service.
00:45:15.000 It was a socialist movement catering to women to get and say, by the way, you can get the vote. 0.69
00:45:19.000 Most women didn't want the vote because they thought it came with all those responsibilities. 1.00
00:45:22.000 They said, no, no, you're not gonna have to do any of that.
00:45:24.000 They said, really?
00:45:25.000 So they got the vote.
00:45:26.000 There was a period of time where men still had those responsibilities to vote, but women didn't. 1.00
00:45:29.000 And the first thing they did, the very year, prohibition.
00:45:33.000 Because they couldn't help themselves in sticking their nose in where it doesn't belong.
00:45:38.000 Right away, like they had the, lips that touch liquor never touch ours.
00:45:41.000 So my point is, the basis was never equal rights, it was special exceptions.
00:45:44.000 It was not, we want to vote, and we're going to be in the draft, and we're going to do volunteer firefighter service, and we're going to pay taxes.
00:45:51.000 It was, there was a coexistence of the socialist party, the temperance movement, and the suffragette movement, and that's why most women didn't want the vote. 1.00
00:45:58.000 They should vote, but they should all have the same responsibilities.
00:46:00.000 Well, whatever, I understand.
00:46:02.000 I'm just saying- And they vote wrong.
00:46:06.000 There was this shift where women were now having to fight men off because men were trying to kill them. 1.00
00:46:13.000 And then you had these things that trend like, wait, what? 0.99
00:46:16.000 Kill men. 1.00
00:46:16.000 Yeah, we're all rapists. 1.00
00:46:17.000 That was the message. 1.00
00:46:19.000 Rape culture, all this stuff, the whole Me Too movement, all of that stuff was men are trying to rape and kill you. 0.99
00:46:25.000 And that's what we have to fight now. 0.99
00:46:28.000 And that's how women were taught. 1.00
00:46:29.000 And that's how they are taught.
00:46:30.000 So that's the difference between the old school feminism and the new, new wave feminism. 1.00
00:46:35.000 But now they actually have to deal with actual male rapists in their prisons who identify as women.
00:46:42.000 By the way, that's a good example.
00:46:43.000 We were banned.
00:46:44.000 We were suspended from YouTube because we did the joke.
00:46:46.000 Alex Jones is the Angel Gabriel coming down saying, like, hey, I bring you tidings of, oh, I'll deliver a virgin birth. 0.99
00:46:53.000 No, your cellmate's going to rape you. 1.00
00:46:55.000 Repeatedly. 0.98
00:46:55.000 It was a sketch and we had a trans... and then YouTube said you can't talk about this because at the time it had not been fully confirmed by trial that the man had raped a cellmate. 0.98
00:47:04.000 So we were suspended for two weeks for doing a joke about something that actually happened.
00:47:08.000 There you go.
00:47:08.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:47:09.000 But climate change is the same thing, right?
00:47:10.000 It's like you're gonna... we're gonna die if we don't do something right now.
00:47:13.000 It's all fear-based.
00:47:14.000 Oh, come on. 0.87
00:47:15.000 I do love watching it though.
00:47:17.000 It's such a great show to watch, but yes, all the time.
00:47:19.000 It's just, yeah.
00:47:20.000 No, watch it.
00:47:20.000 Watch everyone.
00:47:21.000 Yeah.
00:47:22.000 They always say climate change.
00:47:23.000 Ah, forget what the bird one is.
00:47:25.000 So funny. 0.99
00:47:25.000 But they're clearly pushing a gay agenda. 0.99
00:47:28.000 They're very sly about it. 0.99
00:47:29.000 This is unbelievable.
00:47:30.000 Homosexuality exists across many species.
00:47:32.000 No, they're very sly about it.
00:47:34.000 And it's like, no it doesn't.
00:47:35.000 Yeah, they don't show you.
00:47:36.000 Have you seen the problem now with the chimpanzees? 0.96
00:47:38.000 That are, sorry, look, well, but they're doing, they're Uh, fornicating with the bullfrog's mouth. 0.98
00:47:45.000 Have you seen this? 0.99
00:47:46.000 What?
00:47:46.000 Dude, I was on Rogan, and he showed me that.
00:47:49.000 Did he?
00:47:50.000 Yes, he showed me, and I went, wait a minute.
00:47:52.000 What the?
00:47:53.000 Is this Animal Planet?
00:47:53.000 It's an ongoing thing.
00:47:55.000 Apes do that.
00:47:55.000 So they always say this, they go like, homosexuality exists across different species, but they don't show you.
00:48:01.000 It's like, oh yeah, so we're just like apes.
00:48:03.000 They don't show it.
00:48:05.000 Face-banging a frog, right?
00:48:07.000 The interspecies, like if Harvey Weinstein was doing that on his casting couch, they would say, well, lock him up.
00:48:11.000 Of course, he's face-banging another species that we are not. 1.00
00:48:15.000 I watched an orangutan catch a chicken in Indonesia, and I watched an orangutan grab a little, a three-year-old orangutan, and it was an adolescent male, and it raped the three-year-old, the baby, up in the tree. 0.75
00:48:28.000 We're just apes.
00:48:29.000 We're apes.
00:48:31.000 Yeah.
00:48:32.000 So you're saying that feminists are... He'll draw the connection. 1.00
00:48:44.000 No, I wasn't doing a racial thing.
00:48:45.000 No, this isn't racial. 0.97
00:48:46.000 No, I was just saying when he said, you know, all men are potential rapists. 0.91
00:48:50.000 That's what the feminists say. 1.00
00:48:51.000 Hey, even a broken clock is right.
00:48:54.000 And all women are potentially, right? 0.86
00:48:56.000 What's the term?
00:48:56.000 You guys thought I was going with some race thing.
00:48:59.000 No, I don't.
00:49:01.000 What was it?
00:49:01.000 I'm just saying.
00:49:02.000 There's a reason there are rape laws. 1.00
00:49:06.000 What?
00:49:06.000 And I'm that reason.
00:49:07.000 Listen.
00:49:09.000 No.
00:49:09.000 I am the law!
00:49:10.000 Alright.
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00:49:17.000 What's that Mug Club? 0.85
00:49:19.000 Yeah, way to step on your own plug.
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