Louder with Crowder - April 24, 2026


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Topics
lesbian domestic violence
Hosted by
Steven Crowder
Mentioned
Nicolas Maduro Whatcha Gerald Jeez John Bowne Listeria Robelt Morgan Wendy Denny Josh Lowe
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Episode Stats


Length

17 minutes

Words per minute

129.35

Word count

2,283

Sentence count

304

Harmful content

Misogyny

45

sentences flagged

Toxicity

18

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Hate speech

48

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Summary

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This week, the boys are joined by comedian and friend of the show, Josh Yes Yes No, and they talk about a variety of topics, including the recent tornado that devastated the Oklahoma City area, the new Home Depot brawl, and more.

Transcript

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00:04:31.000 Lesbian couples face many of the same problems that also plague straight couples.
00:04:36.000 This ranges from petty family squabbles all the way to domestic violence.
00:04:40.000 In fact, die-on-diet crimes occur at even higher rates than straight couples living in rural areas.
00:04:46.000 According to research, almost 44% of lesbian couples experience domestic violence compared to 35% of straight women, 26% for gays.
00:04:54.000 Not to be a Debbie Downer or anything, but I was actually slapped by my girlfriend on the way here. 0.88
00:04:58.000 It's time we put an end to this senseless violence by providing shelter for victims in well-carpeted rooms.
00:05:04.000 Please donate at batteredlesbians.org. 0.98
00:05:07.000 And let's make sure that no more lesies take beatings from their partners.
00:05:11.000 You too can stop the abuse by giving generously at batteredlesbians.org. 0.66
00:05:18.000 Click Rumble Premium and join now for $99 annually or $999 a month to get the entirely ad free experience and an ever expanding roster of content, creators, and free speech.
00:05:32.000 Subject for today.
00:05:49.000 Sorry.
00:05:52.000 I always forget because it's Friday.
00:05:53.000 This is a love letter to Rumble Premium, the OG mug club, where usually you guys, obviously, you're the only ones who see it.
00:05:59.000 We let you see, like, what, five, 10 minutes on YouTube?
00:06:02.000 Yeah, something like that.
00:06:02.000 Or Rumble, so you guys know what you're.
00:06:04.000 We do a show every Friday, weekdays, 11 a.m. Eastern, but I was late because I always forget how short that.
00:06:09.000 You stole my custom cappuccino cup.
00:06:11.000 You did.
00:06:12.000 My world market custom cappuccino cup.
00:06:14.000 That's empty.
00:06:16.000 Why don't you, here, bring that over here before we go?
00:06:19.000 I'll show them how I.
00:06:20.000 I was going to use my custom, my Diva cup.
00:06:23.000 It's, look at this.
00:06:25.000 I use it as a, what would be called a heat sink?
00:06:29.000 I don't know.
00:06:29.000 It keeps it from getting too cold.
00:06:32.000 Keeps the steam in.
00:06:34.000 But then you're in the New York Post.
00:06:35.000 He has to have a custom, like I have copper stills going around.
00:06:41.000 I mean, we got that too, but.
00:06:42.000 We did have an espresso machine, but it wasn't clean.
00:06:44.000 And Robelt's Listeria.
00:06:46.000 So now it's just, which is tasty.
00:06:50.000 Just the best.
00:06:51.000 He makes his third chair host take his dirty dishes.
00:06:55.000 I don't know how many of those we'd broken.
00:06:56.000 All right, welcome.
00:06:57.000 Hey.
00:06:57.000 One more.
00:06:58.000 We have a couple things to get to Home Depot brawl. 0.73
00:07:02.000 That's a lot of fun.
00:07:04.000 This guy who helps take out Maduro, he bet on himself.
00:07:07.000 And so that's, I guess, kind of like insider soldiering.
00:07:10.000 I mean, yeah.
00:07:11.000 And I don't know if you have heard of micro looting?
00:07:13.000 This is something that the Marxists are advocating for now micro looting, just stealing from like Whole Foods, bigger companies, because it's okay because they're rich and just ignore the people doing it who have $3 million homes. 0.97
00:07:24.000 Let me ask you, what do you hate most about commies and what's the best way to kill them?
00:07:27.000 Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you? 1.00
00:07:30.000 I'm thinking of ways to kill commies now. 1.00
00:07:30.000 Fantastic. 1.00
00:07:32.000 Agent Orange.
00:07:33.000 There's so many.
00:07:33.000 That's a good one.
00:07:35.000 Yeah.
00:07:35.000 It has, you know, some bad side effects, though.
00:07:39.000 Yeah, but not for commies. 0.96
00:07:39.000 Tried and tried. 0.96
00:07:40.000 No, but sometimes the friendly forces get it.
00:07:43.000 So that's.
00:07:43.000 Yeah, that's why you're just trying to isolate them.
00:07:46.000 It's like.
00:07:46.000 It's hard to do, but.
00:07:47.000 It's almost like we've played God because we've created an angel of death for commies. 0.80
00:07:53.000 We just have to make sure it's targeted right. 0.99
00:07:55.000 Right.
00:07:55.000 It's hard.
00:07:56.000 Yeah.
00:07:57.000 It's like a reward. 0.97
00:07:58.000 COVID for commies.
00:07:59.000 There we go. 0.84
00:08:00.000 Perfect.
00:08:00.000 There you go.
00:08:01.000 And tomorrow, by the way, tomorrow, April 25th, Comedy Avenue in Lawton, Oklahoma.
00:08:05.000 Go support, go see live comedy.
00:08:07.000 Go say hi to Josh.
00:08:08.000 Yes, please.
00:08:09.000 Hopefully, you're not affected by tornadoes.
00:08:10.000 I know there were some bad ones up a little bit north of there in Enid and that area.
00:08:14.000 So hopefully, you guys are doing all right and you still have ticket money.
00:08:17.000 Do you ever just wonder, like when we're here and you go, why did settlers stop here or Oklahoma?
00:08:23.000 Like pre air conditioning, you're like, everything can kill you.
00:08:27.000 Yeah, there's some places that make sense.
00:08:28.000 You know, you go like El Paso stinks, but the river.
00:08:31.000 Right.
00:08:31.000 You know, you go like, oh, well, Arizona, they have the river and there's some lake.
00:08:35.000 But then Oklahoma, you're like, what did you guys just quit?
00:08:38.000 Yeah.
00:08:39.000 You're like, well, this is flat.
00:08:41.000 We're tired.
00:08:42.000 We lost some family back there.
00:08:44.000 We had to eat our son.
00:08:45.000 Yeah.
00:08:45.000 We'll stop here.
00:08:46.000 What are those Comanche out there? 1.00
00:08:48.000 Like, hey, careful. 1.00
00:08:49.000 There's that screaming demon from the sky.
00:08:51.000 It's fine.
00:08:51.000 Don't worry about it.
00:08:52.000 I don't know.
00:08:54.000 We'll develop a trailer park.
00:08:56.000 So I don't know how else to get into this.
00:09:00.000 There was a brawl in Detroit surprise.
00:09:02.000 It was at Home Depot. 0.98
00:09:04.000 And then they had a female cop. 1.00
00:09:07.000 Break it up, right? 1.00
00:09:08.000 And by that, I mean do absolutely nothing whatsoever. 1.00
00:09:12.000 It's time for the latest installment of Feminist Cops. 1.00
00:09:15.000 Bad girls, what you want? 1.00
00:09:17.000 What you want? 1.00
00:09:17.000 What you want? 1.00
00:09:29.000 Whatcha gonna do?
00:09:31.000 Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? 0.99
00:09:34.000 Bad girls, bad girls. 0.99
00:09:35.000 Whatcha gonna do? 0.97
00:09:36.000 Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? 1.00
00:09:42.000 Feminist Cops is filmed on location with the brave, strong women of law enforcement. 0.99
00:09:46.000 All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. 0.98
00:09:52.000 All right.
00:09:55.000 At first, I didn't even know who the cop was.
00:10:05.000 She is leaning against him.
00:10:08.000 She's pushing it back.
00:10:09.000 All of her leverage pushes.
00:10:10.000 No, he's stepping back.
00:10:11.000 He's trying to fight the other guy.
00:10:13.000 He's just trying to buy some conduit.
00:10:16.000 Jeez.
00:10:18.000 Is he holding pipes or is he holding like one of those pool?
00:10:20.000 It's conduit, I think.
00:10:21.000 Like PVC power or something.
00:10:22.000 I don't know.
00:10:24.000 They're just treating her like a minor annoyance, like getting around her. 0.97
00:10:29.000 They're moving her out of the way, like, hey, move out of the way so she can see the.
00:10:32.000 She's just sitting there, she's taking a break. 0.99
00:10:34.000 No, man, go stop!
00:10:36.000 That guy is grabbing awful close to her gun, and she does not seem to be concerned.
00:10:41.000 No, he's got knee pads on, it's fine.
00:10:44.000 They act like she's not even there. 0.98
00:10:46.000 I said, go to Lowe's!
00:10:58.000 She had a second go.
00:11:02.000 Look, that's exactly what you would expect. 1.00
00:11:04.000 I don't think that women should be in physical or combat roles. 1.00
00:11:06.000 I've been really clear about that. 0.96
00:11:07.000 We had to change my mind.
00:11:08.000 I don't know if you know, it's decentralized with police.
00:11:11.000 So we use a lot of the military data that we have, all references available. 0.82
00:11:14.000 Army ladies are 67% more likely than the men to receive physical discharge for some kind of injury, musculoskeletal disorder.
00:11:21.000 They are actually, as far as police, 48% more likely to be injured when using takedowns versus men. 0.79
00:11:29.000 And only four out of 17 women could do. 0.98
00:11:32.000 A single pull up after three months training. 1.00
00:11:35.000 Four out of 17.
00:11:35.000 And here's the thing with the fake victims we have to equalize, right?
00:11:40.000 Women are just as good at being cops. 1.00
00:11:42.000 They're not. 1.00
00:11:43.000 Women are just as good at physical. 1.00
00:11:44.000 They're not. 1.00
00:11:44.000 And so then when people actually need saving, well, someone like that shows up. 1.00
00:11:48.000 By the way, the cop did call for backup.
00:11:51.000 Well, actually, before that, let's just do this.
00:11:53.000 It's fun. 1.00
00:11:53.000 This is what you get with female cops. 1.00
00:12:18.000 Bet you didn't expect a Radiohead parody this morning. 1.00
00:12:20.000 No.
00:12:21.000 But you got it.
00:12:23.000 Now, the female cop in question, to be clear, she did call for backup.
00:12:27.000 They were already responding to another call. 1.00
00:12:29.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:12:31.000 You are walling. 1.00
00:12:31.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:12:32.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:12:39.000 Is that Wendy? 1.00
00:12:39.000 Walling. 1.00
00:12:40.000 Go. 1.00
00:12:41.000 Watch this little white lady. 1.00
00:12:43.000 Watch this little white lady. 1.00
00:12:44.000 She's had enough. 1.00
00:12:46.000 This is her falling down moment.
00:12:47.000 Boom.
00:12:48.000 Boom. 1.00
00:12:49.000 Tight little white hooks. 1.00
00:12:50.000 You know what she's saying in her mind every time she hits. 1.00
00:12:53.000 She knows she can't.
00:12:54.000 She knows.
00:13:00.000 What are you holding that back?
00:13:01.000 She's run through?
00:13:04.000 Dear God.
00:13:05.000 What did he say?
00:13:07.000 You know what she's saying every time in her mind when she hits.
00:13:11.000 Jeez, Gerald.
00:13:14.000 That's great.
00:13:15.000 Sure.
00:13:18.000 She's like, I'm not going to be able to get the distance, so I'm going to get the.
00:13:20.000 I'm going to combine the hook and like I'm whipping a baseball and grab this weave.
00:13:28.000 People are tired of it.
00:13:29.000 People are tired of it. 1.00
00:13:30.000 And we're also tired of seeing a lady cop show up to subdue a 280 pound man on PCP. 0.99
00:13:37.000 I watched a lady cop, Johnny Boyne, I watched a lady cop get punched. 1.00
00:13:41.000 Get punched up the street from our old studio.
00:13:44.000 We watched the guy in nothing but boxers.
00:13:46.000 It was a pullover.
00:13:48.000 Yes, he was color.
00:13:50.000 And he was walking back and she was telling him, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:13:55.000 Said, like, okay, I'll put my hands behind him, and he is wham!
00:13:58.000 Yeah, and she stopped.
00:14:00.000 She stopped.
00:14:01.000 She stepped back, and like, God, if you're walkie talkie, I was like, That's it, he's gonna take it. 1.00
00:14:06.000 No, this lady at Home Depot was in the way.
00:14:09.000 Yeah, that's that's really what it was like. 0.99
00:14:10.000 She would have been better off.
00:14:11.000 Like, the guy was the guy in the knee pads and the orange shirt was pulling her back by the belt.
00:14:14.000 Like, thanks for doing that.
00:14:16.000 Yeah, she needed to be out of there and just finding guys on the out and just taste, taste, taste.
00:14:21.000 It also reminds me, do you remember at the black and white barbershop when I just, you know, this was when I was just. 0.99
00:14:26.000 Done with it, and I said, Hey, why do black guys fight in packs? 0.99
00:14:30.000 And they go, I've never seen it. 1.00
00:14:33.000 Twice just now.
00:14:35.000 You just did.
00:14:37.000 Nah, man, that was just eight individual one on ones.
00:14:40.000 That's right.
00:14:40.000 That's right.
00:14:41.000 It's like a fight card.
00:14:42.000 I was having a one on one with him.
00:14:44.000 My friend was having a one on one with the same guy I was having a one on one with.
00:14:47.000 That's right.
00:14:48.000 It's like an undercard.
00:14:49.000 You must have missed the tag in because he tagged in.
00:14:52.000 It's like a royal rumble with felonies. 0.93
00:14:58.000 Yeah, it's the opposite of an orgy. 0.97
00:15:02.000 Okay. 0.97
00:15:03.000 Okay.
00:15:03.000 Yeah.
00:15:04.000 Although you do get that godlike thrill, you do get that dopamine hit when you feel that little dig, you know what I mean?
00:15:11.000 You hit and it connects.
00:15:12.000 So it's like, it's not that opposite of an orgy.
00:15:14.000 All right, next one. 0.91
00:15:15.000 No, you're banging on them.
00:15:16.000 You're banging on that person with the rest of your gang.
00:15:18.000 There's something that can't be replicated with a bag, which is like you hit, you get the solid, and then there's just a little bit of that corkscrew.
00:15:27.000 Yeah, a little bit extra.
00:15:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:15:29.000 Someone call a lady cop. 1.00
00:15:30.000 I don't know. 0.94
00:15:32.000 Let's go on to it's Friday.
00:15:35.000 It's Friday, guys.
00:15:36.000 What do you want from us?
00:15:37.000 Yeah, what do you want from us?
00:15:39.000 We just try and have fun.
00:15:41.000 Here's the next story.
00:15:42.000 Did you have anything else you wanted to add?
00:15:43.000 No, I'm good on that.
00:15:44.000 Aside from your implications of the most racist epithet in the English language?
00:15:48.000 No?
00:15:49.000 Any other racist thoughts?
00:15:50.000 I'm going to give Gerald an admonished pass.
00:15:53.000 Yeah, no.
00:15:55.000 You know why?
00:15:56.000 If only for his boldness.
00:15:57.000 He took a risk.
00:15:59.000 Would you like to read your Waffle House review on Yelp?
00:16:04.000 No, it was the other footage she put on her fatigued shirt afterwards and walked out the back.
00:16:09.000 I remember the first time I went to a waffle house.
00:16:11.000 I was raised in Canada.
00:16:12.000 We did a driving to the United States when my family moved.
00:16:15.000 I thought it would be centered around waffles.
00:16:19.000 No.
00:16:19.000 I thought it would have a bunch of different waffles and, like, oh, they specialize in waffles.
00:16:24.000 There's just one waffle.
00:16:24.000 Or you can get pecans in it.
00:16:26.000 Do you say pecans or pecans?
00:16:27.000 What do you say?
00:16:27.000 Pecans.
00:16:28.000 It depends on what I'm talking about.
00:16:29.000 All right.
00:16:29.000 They're pecans or it's pecan pie.
00:16:31.000 Well, there you go.
00:16:32.000 That's why I was confused.
00:16:33.000 And I went and I'm like, this is it.
00:16:34.000 It's like the, the.
00:16:34.000 You're not a house of waffles.
00:16:36.000 You have a waffle drawer.
00:16:37.000 That's it.
00:16:37.000 Everything else is pies.
00:16:39.000 Yeah.
00:16:39.000 It's just Denny's and you put waffle in the name.
00:16:42.000 And oh, look, there's another fight.
00:16:43.000 So, speaking of fight, we really did well with Maduro.
00:16:48.000 I don't know if you guys know that, but like that was top five.
00:16:51.000 Aces.
00:16:51.000 Yeah, we were aces on that one.
00:16:53.000 Now, one of the soldiers involved, involved with the planning of capturing Maduro, which was done in the dead of night, and we had no loss of life as far as we know, he actually was charged recently because he won $400,000 by betting on Poly Market, even though he was involved with the operation.
00:17:10.000 So, let me be really clear.
00:17:12.000 It's not anywhere near as bad as the insider trading that we see in Congress.
00:17:18.000 And you probably know that, but you probably don't even know how bad that is.
00:17:21.000 So we're going to give you those numbers.
00:17:22.000 But here's a jumping off point.
00:17:24.000 We took out a dictator, guy bet on himself.
00:17:26.000 I'm not that mad about it.
00:17:28.000 This raid by U.S. Special Forces in Venezuela in January saw the capture of the country's president, Nicolas Maduro.
00:17:36.000 Now, a U.S. Special Forces soldier involved in the operation.