Louder with Crowder - May 22, 2026


Conquering the Insecurities of Your Manhood : Tough Love with Guru Crowder


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Length

11 minutes

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177.32938

Word count

1,992

Sentence count

195


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00:01:02.000 for today Hello.
00:01:17.000 Gerald was sitting in my chair at one point.
00:01:18.000 It's never true.
00:01:19.000 It's just, it's all these accusations.
00:01:22.000 There we go.
00:01:23.000 I have to set it to normal human height.
00:01:25.000 I have to set it to not shortened by 10 years average life expectancy height.
00:01:32.000 Getting up there.
00:01:33.000 Is it really 10 years?
00:01:35.000 That's putting it generously.
00:01:36.000 Oh, no.
00:01:37.000 Only one way to find out.
00:01:39.000 No, I mean, I'm sure you're fine.
00:01:40.000 Oh.
00:01:42.000 That was a ringing endorsement of my health.
00:01:45.000 Well, it's, by the way, we're not wearing headphones, which is why I was like, oh my gosh, I got to make sure that my hair is the thing.
00:01:50.000 Because the headphones just make it no matter what.
00:01:54.000 So I don't actually spend time doing anything.
00:01:57.000 I look like a baby bird caught in an oil spill with the weather spoken.
00:02:01.000 Aching for some dawn.
00:02:02.000 It's uncanny.
00:02:03.000 If you notice, it's a little bit of a different tone.
00:02:05.000 That's because we haven't done one of these in a while, but you guys need it.
00:02:09.000 I've been following up on you.
00:02:10.000 And first, you need Jesus.
00:02:16.000 And then a little bit of tough love.
00:02:21.000 Tough love!
00:02:23.000 With Guru Crowder.
00:02:26.000 And of course, it is my duty to inform you that I am, in fact, a certified guru.
00:02:31.000 Yes, the check cleared.
00:02:32.000 Yep, and the stamps.
00:02:35.000 By the way, it's okay.
00:02:35.000 We're not doing the stamp sponsorship, right?
00:02:37.000 No, we're not doing the stamp sponsorship.
00:02:38.000 Okay, good.
00:02:38.000 Well, they came to me like, you guys want to do it?
00:02:40.000 I was like, no.
00:02:42.000 It's 2026.
00:02:45.000 I don't remember the last time I handled the stamps.
00:02:49.000 You want me to push too?
00:02:49.000 Come on.
00:02:50.000 I mean, you know what?
00:02:51.000 Honestly, if they could, they should, you know how they always have a product that they sell to like a professional market and then they sell it to a consumer market?
00:03:00.000 They need that with catheters.
00:03:01.000 They need the medical market and then the convenience market.
00:03:05.000 I don't want to break from the middle of a movie.
00:03:06.000 Yeah, but you got to.
00:03:07.000 I don't know if I'm binge watching or I'm playing a game or whatever it is, you know, just to be able to.
00:03:11.000 Just shove a tube in your keyhole.
00:03:14.000 Yeah, that's.
00:03:15.000 What are we talking about here?
00:03:17.000 I grew attached to mine the last time I had surgery.
00:03:19.000 Like, okay, we're here to remove your catheter.
00:03:20.000 I was like, no.
00:03:25.000 I've never known like that.
00:03:26.000 I get to do so little.
00:03:28.000 Yeah.
00:03:30.000 That's awesome.
00:03:30.000 Yes, please take the needle out of my pee hole.
00:03:32.000 Thank you.
00:03:33.000 It's not a needle, Jerry.
00:03:34.000 The tube, whatever.
00:03:35.000 There's a big difference between a tube and a needle.
00:03:35.000 I don't care.
00:03:38.000 Well, yeah, but I don't know.
00:03:39.000 It's the difference between a straw and a needle.
00:03:43.000 You can't define things like that.
00:03:44.000 And of course, you can send in your requests, your letters at toughlove at louderwithcrowder.com.
00:03:50.000 We finally have that email going because at first it was like life advice, and then we realized it always ended up being unnecessarily mean.
00:03:55.000 Yeah.
00:03:55.000 So we were like, it's tough love.
00:03:56.000 Some so mean, we've actually cut them in the past before.
00:04:00.000 Yeah.
00:04:00.000 I don't think we have.
00:04:01.000 Yeah, we did.
00:04:02.000 Did we?
00:04:03.000 Yeah.
00:04:04.000 Because of me.
00:04:06.000 Oh, really?
00:04:06.000 That was so brutally mean in one.
00:04:08.000 I was like, hey guys, can we cut that one?
00:04:11.000 I've only, people know, I've only ever actually edited three interviews that were pre taped.
00:04:17.000 Yeah.
00:04:18.000 And two were by request from the person.
00:04:22.000 And then one was just so long and boring.
00:04:26.000 Yes.
00:04:26.000 I was like, that can't, we can't do this.
00:04:28.000 Yeah, we'll just, yeah.
00:04:30.000 All right.
00:04:31.000 Nothing recent, by the way.
00:04:32.000 No, no, nothing recent.
00:04:33.000 And it didn't alter the content of anything, but there was, yeah, one of them.
00:04:37.000 It was actually the guy's manager.
00:04:38.000 One of the guests was very, very high.
00:04:40.000 It's like, hey, when I said the E word 15 times, can we cut that part out?
00:04:43.000 Yeah, no, it was worse than that.
00:04:45.000 And the guy was, he was out of rehab and went back in for a stint.
00:04:49.000 And the manager was like, hey, he was.
00:04:51.000 And I said, you know what?
00:04:52.000 Totally fine.
00:04:52.000 That's fine.
00:04:53.000 I don't want to, you know, I don't want to put him out there like that.
00:04:56.000 Then I did it behind the scenes so you guys can still go watch it.
00:04:58.000 All right.
00:05:00.000 First one Dear Guru Crowder and Permanent Guru in Training Gerald.
00:05:06.000 Okay.
00:05:06.000 Yeah.
00:05:07.000 Fine.
00:05:07.000 I mean, we started off.
00:05:07.000 At first, I read Permanent Guru and I didn't like it.
00:05:10.000 But then I read the in training part and I went, okay.
00:05:13.000 So my wife, 26, and I, 26, those are good ages.
00:05:17.000 It's a good start.
00:05:20.000 Are expecting for our first time, and we are really excited, it's early proof that everything works.
00:05:26.000 Sorry, it's early, but proof that everything works, which is reassuring.
00:05:29.000 I always keep in mind, I always get shadows on a specific page here.
00:05:32.000 As a preparing first time father, what can I do to quiet the insecurities as they get louder and louder in my head and I feel like I'm going to fail my budding family?
00:05:40.000 I feel like of those insecurities.
00:05:43.000 A tough love.
00:05:44.000 I feel like those insecurities stem from the fact that I was raised mostly by my grandmothers at a young age.
00:05:49.000 Sorry, I mean, obviously, good on your grandmothers, but I know that can be tough for a young man.
00:05:52.000 I had very little interaction with my dad as he was a trucker, and my parents divorced when I was seven, with my mom taking primary custody.
00:05:58.000 I've had very few positive male role models in my younger years.
00:06:01.000 Sorry to hear that.
00:06:02.000 It's also tough as I see a lot of my father in me and his supposed suicide weighs on my conscience as I don't want to follow in those footsteps.
00:06:10.000 It just keeps getting worse.
00:06:12.000 So it started off good with your 26, and then just.
00:06:15.000 And really.
00:06:17.000 Well, first off, the first advice there if you don't want to follow in his footsteps, don't.
00:06:21.000 Don't do it.
00:06:21.000 Yeah.
00:06:22.000 Set your brain to it.
00:06:23.000 And I know easier said than done because believe me, like the last time I got nothing right going through the McDonald's drive through when I was with kiddos, I mean, I considered it because I'm always carrying, but it would be a mess.
00:06:36.000 My whole detailing membership had lapsed.
00:06:42.000 What are some.
00:06:43.000 They couldn't get a.
00:06:44.000 Nuggets?
00:06:45.000 Quarter pounder.
00:06:47.000 Would you like a double?
00:06:48.000 Yes.
00:06:50.000 Two kids' meals, one cheeseburger, one chicken nuggets.
00:06:54.000 They said, What to drink?
00:06:55.000 Apple juice.
00:06:56.000 And then one more cheeseburger.
00:06:59.000 None of it was correct.
00:07:00.000 Well, yeah, but his dad committed suicide.
00:07:02.000 No, I know, I know.
00:07:03.000 But my point is, we all have our cross to bear.
00:07:06.000 That wasn't a failure on your part.
00:07:09.000 No, I didn't do anything wrong.
00:07:10.000 That's on the $15 an hour.
00:07:12.000 You still, I mean, the sins of the father fall on you, so you're still partially guilty.
00:07:17.000 I didn't mix up the nuggets.
00:07:18.000 Fudge.
00:07:19.000 I'm better than you.
00:07:20.000 We love you guys.
00:07:21.000 I'm significantly better than you, which is why I'm the guru.
00:07:23.000 That's right.
00:07:26.000 Are we going to have to edit this one?
00:07:27.000 Amazing.
00:07:29.000 What are some practical things I can do to drive off the insecurity and just focus on here and now?
00:07:35.000 I know I fall short as a Christian with my time and the word, but I do try and talk with God daily.
00:07:39.000 But I want to know direct actions I can take to pull me out of those thoughts.
00:07:42.000 I'm not necessarily concerned about the costs, as I only have my wife's little remaining student debt, my mortgage, and small bills.
00:07:49.000 I am paid very well by my employer as well.
00:07:51.000 I'm just worried about who I am as a person, and I don't know how to change that.
00:07:55.000 Thank you.
00:07:58.000 Do we say their name?
00:07:59.000 No, no.
00:08:00.000 Generic name.
00:08:02.000 Name.
00:08:02.000 Thank you, name.
00:08:03.000 Thank you, C. First name starts with a C.
00:08:09.000 Well, first off, there is a lot of good here.
00:08:13.000 And what I mean by that is it seems like you're excited about this.
00:08:17.000 You and your wife are the same age, you're getting started at a good time.
00:08:20.000 You seem to already recognize that maybe you. didn't have some tools that other people had.
00:08:26.000 And, you know, you don't want to overthink it, but it is good to be self aware.
00:08:30.000 So I really do mean that.
00:08:31.000 There is, and you're obviously trying to work on yourself and your Christian walk.
00:08:34.000 I will say, you know, this kind of goes back to generic advice, which is always kind of focus on those things that you can control.
00:08:41.000 I will say this if you are worried about who you are as a person in combination with everything else here, that means you're probably a more decent person than people who aren't.
00:08:53.000 I think everybody here.
00:08:55.000 At some point, they have been worried about that or asked themselves that.
00:08:58.000 I know certainly Gerald, myself, and the friends that we're close with, we've all had those conversations, especially if you're in a position of authority where you have to make decisions.
00:09:06.000 Like, for example, no one I know likes firing anybody.
00:09:10.000 But sometimes it has to be done, and you really, really want to make sure that you are making the right decision.
00:09:15.000 So, questioning your judgment is indicative of better judgment itself.
00:09:21.000 There was something else I was looking at here.
00:09:23.000 Very few files are done, but I want to know the direct actions I can take to pull me out of those thoughts.
00:09:30.000 As far as insecurity, I don't know if you're just talking about suicidal thoughts or if you're talking about your ability as a father.
00:09:37.000 To raise them well.
00:09:38.000 And the truth is, I think every man, Gerald, you can tell me if I'm speaking out of turn, every man has those thoughts.
00:09:44.000 And I think more men have those thoughts now because the lines aren't so clearly defined as to what the expectations are.
00:09:52.000 And I mean, I know I went through this fear.
00:09:54.000 That's why I didn't have children younger.
00:09:56.000 And if I was in a different situation where I wasn't afraid of having to be, you know, run a company and be Mr. Mom, it would have been very different.
00:10:02.000 But societally, you're told your life ends and, you know, kiss everything else goodbye.
00:10:06.000 And at that point, I was working sometimes 16 hour days and I just thought it wouldn't be fair until I. Realize that's not how it used to be.
00:10:12.000 It used to be you each take your share and you each have jobs and roles.
00:10:16.000 So I would say your wife needs to be included in this.
00:10:19.000 First and foremost, focus on disciplining your mind, body, spirit across the board.
00:10:26.000 Creating a framework for yourself, for your life, helps keep everything in line because there's a consistent but a healthy self evaluation, not narcissism.
00:10:35.000 It really is I hate to use the term holistic, though I am a guru, a holistic approach because that just better disciplines you across the board.
00:10:44.000 And then I would enlist your wife and talk about these things and what your roles are and who's going to be doing what.
00:10:52.000 Maybe even drafting up like a whiteboard, something for men, sometimes knowing exactly where responsibility falls gives you the ability to throw yourself into yours a little more effectively.
00:11:02.000 And it's a team effort.
00:11:04.000 It is a team effort.
00:11:05.000 On the suicide stuff, if that's your primary concern, I mean, just don't do it.
00:11:10.000 And I will tell you this think of, and I