On this week's episode of The Daily Show with Stephen Colbert, host Stephen Colbert is joined by special guest Josh Feierstein to discuss the new COVID report from the House Intelligence Committee. Plus, President Trump's new foreign policy plan, and why he thinks it's a good idea to bring back tariffs and trade restrictions.
00:00:13.000I still have gum in my mouth, but this is what we call a cold open where I talk to you before you actually get to see the introduction.
00:00:19.000This intro you're about to see, Kung Flu Fighting, was actually banned from YouTube.
00:00:23.000As a matter of fact, if you search Kung Flu Fighting on YouTube right now, you won't be able to find this video because it was removed and we were suspended for two weeks because of the implication that maybe COVID came from a lab.
00:00:35.000But the good news is there's a new COVID report from the official subcommittee and we're allowed to say it now.
00:01:05.000Everybody was Kung Fu Frightening That shit spread fast As lightning In fact it was a little bit Frightening As the numbers Kept on climbing Those funky China men From funky Chinatown There's days to come up They tried to break it down
00:01:33.000When diseases get their start Swans get to the start Tried to call it just a slip But I blamed the flatbed stream Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting That shit spread fast As lightning In fact it was a little bit Frightening As the numbers Kept on climbing
00:01:59.000There was clear To NYU and NYU Trying to get the whistle He said Here comes a virus And now he's gone They forced to call him Dinging To contain COVID-19 And it was probably too late To stop this spread of Chinese food Everybody was cold Fighting That shit spread fast As lightning
00:02:28.000In fact My temperature Rising And I think my chest Is tightening Oh no Say the term again Tongue clear It comes from China
00:02:46.000Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no you
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00:04:52.000You used to be a libertarian, and then when I realized it was not free trade, and these were not equitable deals, and I realized who the primary benefactors were, I actually do believe in some kind of economic protectionism, and tariffs, when appropriate.
00:05:08.000And I know you want to get your black tar heroin, but that's not what we're talking about today.
00:05:12.000Also, the reason we were able to run that intro is because the COVID subcommittee now came out with its official report, and we're going to go through three main truths.
00:05:21.000People are talking about it out there, but not a lot of people providing substantiation as far as fact-checking it.
00:05:27.000We now know a lot of the stuff that we were sold, and you were banned on social media for believing, you know, lab leak, gain of function, all that stuff, social distancing.
00:05:40.000It's not the most free and fair election that we've ever had, 2020. And, yeah, a lot of COVID, a lot of it was a myth, which means that at some point today, you still may see, if you're watching on YouTube, this...
00:06:57.000Some of you know I was hooked up to an IV like twice before that because I had a stomach flu from hell and I will do anything to avoid getting sick again.
00:07:19.000His wife made it happen, so it was the three-way call.
00:07:22.000And every few minutes it said, this call is being recorded and your number is being captured.
00:07:26.000And it's coming over the top of People Speak.
00:07:28.000So you can still hear somebody in the background.
00:07:30.000With that overlay, repeated recording.
00:07:33.000Wow, I never imagined in my wildest dreams that Pops Crowder would be trying to get Suge Knight booked on the show discussing this from prison.
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00:08:23.000I think you need to point out that an ideology is wrong, and I think we should bring shame back, because that's the only effective tool we have if we're going to try and right this ship.
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00:09:01.000Let's just rattle through the comedy before we get to commentary, because I think we're all about to blow.
00:09:06.000Never did I think I'd be discussing this with my father on my program.
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00:11:25.000You'll say that Miss Phillips is a pretty woman.
00:11:28.000But there are other pretty women out there, and isn't it nice to be able to find a pretty woman who doesn't sleep with a thousand men, you know, who has self-respect?
00:11:36.000I don't know that Ms. Phillips and people of her ilk understand that's what you're competing against.
00:11:43.000You're not competing against if women could do it, if they were as hot as me, then they would do it, get their money, money.
00:13:40.000And look, women out there, if you're watching this, and I get it, being a Christian, being a conservative, you don't want to have to address this, but here's the thing that's going to warp this woman's mind.
00:13:50.000Guarantee of those thousand guys, there are probably a few guys who are tens.
00:13:53.000Really good looking, have a fast car, have a lot of money, have their stuff together.
00:13:58.000And this girl, Phillips, is going to think that that's actually her caliber of man.
00:14:02.000But then when she realizes, wait a second, I don't know, if that guy's a ten, the tens aren't going to marry you.
00:14:07.000The threshold is far lower to sleep with you.
00:14:09.000Even if you're middling attractive, you can get a very attractive, very successful man to sleep with you if you catch him at the right time.
00:14:20.000The people who will be willing to marry you in five or ten years' time after your window closes, sorry, it's a biological reality, are not going to be the men to whom you've become accustomed.
00:16:12.000If you actually think that all of these threats are going to come to fruition, I think you maybe don't understand what it is that Donald Trump is doing.
00:16:19.000But I do like that he's taking this kind of posture.
00:17:49.000Everybody is talking about the hostages who are being held so violently, inhumanely, and against the will of the entire world in the Middle East, but it's all talk, no action.
00:18:02.000Please let this truth, trademark, serve to represent that if the hostages are not released prior to January 20th, 2025...
00:18:12.000The date that I proudly assume office as President of the United States, there will be all hell to pay in the Middle East, and for those in charge who perpetrated these atrocities against humanity, those responsible will be hit harder than anybody has been hit in the long and storied history of the United States of America.
00:18:55.000Wherever you line up, think about this, though.
00:18:57.000It is good for someone to have at least a very clear mandate.
00:19:02.000The Democrat Party, a big part of the reason they lost this last election is because they would—remember Kamala Harris ran two ads, two sets of ads, one catering to Jews and one catering to anti-Semites.
00:20:06.000But here's the other clip with Mr. Doocy describing the meeting where Donald Trump referred to Canada as potentially the 51st state of America.
00:20:14.000And tonight we're getting some new details about that Trump-Trudeau dinner from two people who were at the table.
00:20:18.000We are told that when Trudeau told President-elect Trump that new tariffs would kill the Canadian economy, Trump joked to him that if Canada can't survive without ripping off the U.S. to the tune of $100 billion a year, then maybe Canada should become the 51st state and then maybe Canada should become the 51st state and Trudeau could become its governor.
00:20:48.000But let me be clear about something here.
00:20:50.000The theme that you're going to see is unfair trade practices, right?
00:20:54.000The United States has been, the only reason we've been taken advantage of is because we allow it to happen.
00:21:00.000We fund the world's security, we fund the world's innovation, and then get screwed in a very one-sided way on the deals that we supposedly made.
00:21:27.000It said that Trump continued telling Trudeau that Prime Minister is a better title, though he could still be governor of the 51st state.
00:21:32.000Sources told Fox News someone at the table chimed in and advised Trump that Canada would be a very liberal state, which received even more laughter.
00:21:40.000Trump suggested that Canada could possibly become two states, a conservative and a liberal one.
00:21:45.000The reason I find that funny is because he didn't just throw it out as a joke and move on, like he stuck on the point.
00:21:52.000No, and somebody chimed in, which is great.
00:21:54.000I want to know who chimed in there to set the table for him.
00:23:02.000Now, if we were to just look at the trade agreements, or if we were to look at free trade, hey, great.
00:23:06.000If they have a better lumber industry in Canada, and it's cheaper for Americans, that's good.
00:23:12.000That's good for you, if it's an equal playing field.
00:23:15.000The problem is, and I want you to have this as a subtext, None of this takes place if the United States does not fund Canada's security, and really the entire world.
00:23:24.000We'll get to NATO and how useless it is in a second.
00:23:26.000So in Canada, their lumber industry, entirely subsidized.
00:23:35.000That means that in Canada, they can just lower the price, lower the price, lower the price, artificially, And we saw this too, by the way, this is what happens with single payer, right?
00:24:39.000Donald Trump made some progress with that.
00:24:40.000But what happens is Canada has government-funded healthcare.
00:24:44.000So all of the R&D takes place in the United States.
00:24:46.000It's why you have more MRI machines in the state of Vermont than the entire country of Canada.
00:24:50.000Canada takes the drugs, subsidizes them, and then sells them back to Americans who paid for them effectively twice through their taxpayer, through their tax dollars, and then buying them across the border.
00:25:01.000Let's look at the budgets here, for example.
00:25:23.000The NATO agreement says 2% of your GDP. Canada, $27 billion.
00:25:29.000That's less than 1.4% of their GDP. Less than 1.4%.
00:25:35.000Anyone here believe that Canada can protect its own borders?
00:25:38.000Anyone here believe that Canada wouldn't be standing there with their hand out, demanding the United States go and defend them if something were to happen?
00:25:46.000But right now, they act arrogantly and tell us, well, you Americans are fascists, whatever, insert whatever they want to hear while they use electricity in their light bulbs and watch their Seinfeld and Simpsons and listen to their American music because it's a silly place.
00:25:58.000The good news is, according to Trudeau, though, Canada will finally hit its NATO spending for the first time since the 1970s really soon.
00:26:06.000Canada fully expects to reach NATO's 2% of GDP spending target by 2032. Oh.
00:26:23.000Okay, you can only plan for this in 2032. Okay, hey, how about you cut out socialized healthcare to meet the international agreement that you signed with NATO? Hey, you know what?
00:26:33.000The next hundred billion dollars going to Ukraine, how about that comes from you?
00:26:37.000Stop subsidizing with your tax dollars.
00:26:41.000Media, CBC, Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, lumber.
00:26:44.000Just get rid of all of these luxuries that you like to lord over the United States because you're so progressive and start paying what you already agreed to, I believe in the 1950s, an original member of NATO. You haven't hit 2% of your GDP since 1971. I believe I'm going by road.
00:29:20.000When Donald Trump is saying, you know what, we're not going to do that anymore.
00:29:22.000Keep in mind, we fund the defense of the entire world so that places like Germany can give their people free internet because it's a human right.
00:33:48.000The reason that the rest of the world expects the United States to step in and fix whether it's World War II or Ukraine today, it's the same reason that this nation has the Second Amendment.
00:34:00.000It was founded on guns and political violence, fighting off tyranny.
00:37:25.000And by the way, I don't think this wouldn't be ideal if Donald Trump were to follow through on this.
00:37:30.000But again, you may not know about the unfair business practices or trade practices that take place with Japan.
00:37:36.000Certainly, if you understand, when you think the United States is racist, go spend some time in Japan.
00:37:41.000Go see a billboard with Bob Sapp as a gorilla smashing bananas into his face selling novelty sex toys and Japanese people just taking a picture.
00:39:05.000So, just to be clear, when people try and single out Donald Trump, this is what you're seeing from the media, this is the same thing that was expressed by Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, John Fetterman, the Steelworkers Union.
00:39:18.000The pre-market trading after Trump made this announcement, right, U.S. Steel is down 7%.
00:39:21.000There is an argument to be made that it would be better for a Japanese company to buy U.S. Steel, who has driven themselves into the ground.
00:39:41.000Japan, by the way, should also say is considering Buying the Steel City's baseball team, the Pittsburgh Pirates, and changing the name to the Pittsburgh Samurai.
00:39:48.000And this is the issue that's just, I don't, you know...
00:40:26.000China's actually making just as much steel as the rest of the world combined.
00:40:30.000And then they dump their excess product out there, and so this happens, of course, they do it at cheap prices on foreign markets, and what does that do?
00:40:36.000It basically makes it, it's really hard to compete with a nation that employs slave labor.
00:40:43.000That's the whole we are the world thing?
00:40:46.000It's pretty tough when you have Uyghurs chained to a loom.
00:41:48.000There's all kinds of investment coordination between government and a lot of these executives.
00:41:52.000So, just to give you an example, in October 2024, Nippon Steel made a request for government subsidies to build new electric furnace plants, which will very likely be granted.
00:42:01.000So they get subsidies from their government, while our companies here lose our market to communist China so that Japan can come in and snatch them up.
00:42:11.000I think it's a good thing for a company to at least still be in existence, right?
00:44:32.000But then when you look at Japan and you look at what was taking place with American autos, with American bikes, with American goods and services across the board, oh my gosh, it was going on for a long time.
00:44:42.000This was a way of fighting back against the unfair practices.
00:44:45.000Do you realize that the United States were not able to sell cars?
00:44:49.000Cars effectively in a competitive rate in Europe, of course in China, in places like Japan.
00:44:54.000If you look at the tariffs, you look at the taxes, you think that there isn't an American executive who could buy up Brio?
00:45:00.000When I was in Europe, I was like, what the hell is this car?
00:45:52.000Come in hot, be willing to walk away from the table.
00:45:55.000I think that Donald Trump is using this as a negotiating tactic so that he says, okay, if you want to buy this company, then you probably have to employ X amount of Americans, invest in the community, as opposed to simply seeing us as a money crop harvesting and walking off, which is what we've allowed foreign...
00:46:11.000Foreign nationals in some point, but certainly foreign companies to do in the United States.
00:46:14.000We just have to make sure it takes place on an even playing field.
00:47:15.000If we're going to have a place in the world and these people expect us to be the policemen and do what we do, they're going to have to play with all of this.
00:48:34.000This is one of those where thank you and we, meaning you, are vindicated.
00:48:40.000The intro we ran today, Kung Flu Fighting, you can't find it on YouTube.
00:48:43.000If you search Stephen Crowder or Ladder with Crowder, Kung Flu Fighting, you'll find other people who ripped it and re-uploaded it because at a certain point they said, meaning the powers that be at Google and YouTube, said, okay, all right, you're kind of allowed to talk about it now.
00:48:57.000We're actually making some progress here because yesterday the Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic, right, this is the official subcommittee tasked with running an investigation, they released their report and we are going to go through three key takeaway findings, giving you all the references so that you know beyond any shadow of a doubt the truth.
00:49:19.000None of us here are surprised with the findings.
00:49:22.000The U.S. House subcommittee on the coronavirus pandemic released its final report today, and the findings would have gotten you canceled a mere three years ago, had you suggested them then.
00:49:31.000Things like the NIH did fund gain-of-function research in Wuhan, and there was widespread cover-up of the origins.
00:49:38.000Most likely, the report says, a leak from the Wuhan lab.
00:49:41.000Also, the teachers' unions enabled school closures that had an enduring and negative impact on millions of kids.
00:49:47.000So, just to be clear, before people say, oh, this is just pro-Trump, the subcommittee is part of the House Committee on Oversight and Accountability.
00:49:54.000They are tasked with overseeing the federal government and sort of being an enforcement arm or a watchdog as it relates to accountability.
00:50:46.000The first couple times I saw him, he wasn't saying too much, too controversial, and then as the election progressed, he came out more swinging.
00:50:53.000I think after the election, he's got a lock over there now.
00:50:56.000They realize they need some balance, and he's going to be a big dog.
00:52:52.000Dr. Fauci's testimony to Senator Paul misled the public regarding NIH funding of gain-of-function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology.
00:52:59.000It also concluded that the NIH was, quote, deficient in its oversight of gain-of-function research and fostered an environment that promoted evading federal record information Keeping laws.
00:53:11.000Keep in mind at this same point in time you had the White House colluding with big tech to have anyone removed who suggested that what we now know to be true was true.
00:53:56.000The laboratory in the city of Wuhan at the center of conspiracy theories and a U.S. government investigation is once again denouncing notions that it had anything to do with the origins of the pandemic.
00:54:07.000This virus was actually circulating in China, likely in Wuhan.
00:54:13.000For a month or more before they were clinically recognized at the end of December of 2019. This morning, Dr. Anthony Fauci is shooting down theories that the coronavirus was man-made.
00:54:26.000He tells National Geographic everything about the stepwise evolution over time strongly indicates that this virus evolved in nature and then jumped species.
00:54:35.000But the evidence from the virology community points strongly towards a natural occurrence.
00:54:41.000There are no lab leaks that have led to pandemics.
00:54:46.000That last one is pretty bad because it was pretty definitive.
00:54:51.000He kind of overreached there because now it turns out it did.
00:55:26.000That COVID stems from single introduction, one single introduction to humans, that Wuhan is home to China's foremost SARS research lab and the Wuhan Institute of Virology.
00:55:37.000Employees, this one's pretty important, they were sick with COVID months before it was discovered in any kind of a wet market.
00:55:46.000So it's not just someone saying at this point, eh, it came from a lab.
00:55:49.000The report confirms it came from a lab.
00:56:36.000And he regretted doing that, specifically as it related to COVID, whether it was gain of function, whether it was a lab, whether it was questioning the science of masks, social distancing, teachers' unions, which we'll get to.
00:56:46.000To give you some context as to how militant they were on Facebook, back then on Twitter, on Google, on YouTube, these companies more powerful than world governments, just to be clear throughout human history, this very channel, what you support with your Mug Club membership is the only reason we could possibly survive.
00:57:03.000Was suspended for weeks on YouTube for a comedy parody music video called Wuhan Mistake.
00:57:11.000We were suspended for two weeks for this.
00:58:22.000We did sketches and he would fall asleep all the time and at a certain point you're like, yeah, this is probably not for you if you keep falling asleep.
01:00:18.000And we're going to continue with this and get to the third then and now on teachers unions and what happened with the educational establishment, the institution you didn't trust back then.
01:00:27.000But do consider right now you want to continue.