Louder with Crowder - June 20, 2025


Crowder Exposes: Gay Camp for Children - What is "Brave Trails"?


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53 minutes

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8,105

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1,021

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Misogyny

40

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Toxicity

205

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Hate speech

68

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Comedian and podcaster Josh Firestein ( ) joins Jemele to discuss his new podcast, The Fag Camp, where he and his co-host, Sarah Silverman ( ) talk about the perils of being gay in America.

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00:01:14.000 This is, hey, it's Friday, which means it's a grab bag.
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00:01:42.000 And that's what we're going to do today with, if you remember, the Fag Camp. 1.00
00:01:47.000 Yes, I said fag camp, but first the intro. 0.87
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00:02:19.000 My hair is blue, my skin is thin.
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00:03:07.000 Homophobia.
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00:03:16.000 Hey.
00:03:22.000 Can we offer this to rest?
00:03:37.000 Your logic makes me feel the best.
00:03:41.000 You're one person.
00:03:43.000 You're a businessman.
00:03:45.000 My Wi-Fi has word is consent.
00:03:49.000 Wrangled and showed that light no phone.
00:03:54.000 Callow, low, low, and no mean ho. 1.00
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00:04:05.000 Trigger warning.
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00:04:08.000 Hear us cry now.
00:04:11.000 That avenge us.
00:04:13.000 We want control.
00:04:15.000 That's censorship.
00:04:16.000 Can we cry now?
00:04:19.000 Use my pronoun.
00:04:21.000 Hyper racial. 0.84
00:04:23.000 Endless gender. 1.00
00:04:25.000 I'm bisexual.
00:04:27.000 And in legend.
00:04:29.000 Yeah.
00:04:30.000 Trigger warning.
00:04:39.000 Trigger warning.
00:04:39.000 Words are dangerous.
00:04:41.000 Hear us cry now.
00:04:43.000 That avenge us.
00:04:46.000 We want control.
00:04:48.000 That's censorship.
00:04:49.000 Hear us cry now.
00:04:52.000 That avenge us.
00:04:54.000 Homophobia.
00:04:55.000 Patriarchy. 0.93
00:04:58.000 It's great culture.
00:05:00.000 It's a girl, Jack.
00:05:02.000 I'm offended.
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00:06:24.000 All right, Captain Morgan, glad that you're here.
00:06:26.000 Thank you.
00:06:27.000 Why do you look like a deer in the headlights? 0.97
00:06:31.000 See, this is why I said thank you for saying you were glad that I was here, because I knew the retarded comment was coming. 0.99
00:06:35.000 See, he uses kindness as a shield.
00:06:37.000 Yeah.
00:06:38.000 I use kindness.
00:06:39.000 Thank you.
00:06:39.000 Yeah, well, you know...
00:06:44.000 It was a no-look jab.
00:06:45.000 It was a jab.
00:06:46.000 I was like, hey, Josh.
00:06:47.000 Bing! 0.98
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00:06:47.000 Oh. 0.98
00:06:48.000 Bang! 1.00
00:06:48.000 Oh, so it wasn't about me ever. 1.00
00:06:50.000 No, it wasn't.
00:06:51.000 It was about Gerald.
00:06:51.000 I look at your face and I smile and I look at his and I go, Hold on a second.
00:06:57.000 It's the glasses.
00:06:58.000 Hold on a second.
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00:07:07.000 That's just the visceral reaction.
00:07:09.000 You can't control it.
00:07:11.000 Mr. Firestein, you are not on X, right?
00:07:14.000 I'm not on X. No.
00:07:15.000 No, some other guy is.
00:07:16.000 I am on Instagram, though, Josh underscore Firestein.
00:07:19.000 And I'm doing comedy shows near you somewhere in America, jfirestein.com.
00:07:22.000 There you go.
00:07:23.000 Yeah.
00:07:24.000 Go see him.
00:07:25.000 These allergies are terrible in Texas right now.
00:07:28.000 Are you allergic to studs, bro?
00:07:32.000 Yeah, if the studs are covered in a film of pollen.
00:07:37.000 That's a green stud. 0.60
00:07:38.000 Oh, it's a pollen stud.
00:07:39.000 I was pollinating earlier.
00:07:41.000 Oh, whoa.
00:07:42.000 This is too much.
00:07:43.000 Okay, it's just the right amount.
00:07:45.000 So, remember this, recently we introduced you, and for those of you who don't remember, By God, you're lucky.
00:07:52.000 We introduced you to Camp Brave Trails, which I know what you're thinking.
00:07:56.000 You're thinking summer camp.
00:07:58.000 You're thinking, you know, gimp bracelets or whatever it is.
00:08:00.000 No, it's an LGBTQ summer camp for the grooming. 1.00
00:08:05.000 I mean, youths.
00:08:07.000 School's out, guys.
00:08:08.000 And I don't know if, you know, there are all kinds of summer camps.
00:08:11.000 You can have tennis camp.
00:08:12.000 I had hockey camp.
00:08:14.000 There's, you know, fitness camp.
00:08:16.000 Well, how about really gay camp? 0.95
00:08:19.000 P.O.V.U.R.I.S. 0.94
00:08:21.000 2. LGBTQ plus seven.
00:08:24.000 All right.
00:08:25.000 Is this like the opposite of when Christian parents send their kids to conversion camp?
00:08:29.000 Is this like the opposite?
00:08:30.000 Something like that. 0.99
00:08:30.000 You're gay. 0.99
00:08:31.000 You're gay. 1.00
00:08:32.000 Yes, exactly. 0.99
00:08:33.000 Yes, repeat after me.
00:08:35.000 Repeat after me.
00:08:36.000 I'm a Swifty.
00:08:38.000 I'm a Swifty.
00:08:40.000 Good. 0.94
00:08:42.000 Is being a Swifty pretty gay? 1.00
00:08:44.000 Is it like Cher or Madonna? 0.97
00:08:45.000 I think if you're a guy, it is.
00:08:47.000 Yeah.
00:08:47.000 If you're a guy and you like Taylor Swift, you just go, yeah, I like Taylor Swift.
00:08:51.000 Right.
00:08:51.000 That's okay.
00:08:52.000 There's nothing wrong with that. 0.94
00:08:53.000 If you say, I'm a Swifty, that's objectively gay. 0.96
00:08:54.000 If you go to WNBA games like Dave Portnoy, then you might be a little gay.
00:08:59.000 Otherwise, he's pretty masculine and fine.
00:09:01.000 I like a lot of his opinions.
00:09:03.000 You like how masculine he is?
00:09:05.000 Is that a big turn-on for you?
00:09:06.000 No, I'm just...
00:09:09.000 Sure, yeah.
00:09:10.000 Even though those are effeminate things.
00:09:11.000 I completely disagree with the point.
00:09:12.000 I'll give it no more credence. 0.96
00:09:13.000 So, it turns out, with this fag camp, and I'm not going to stop saying it, it turns out there's more? 1.00
00:09:21.000 A whole lot more. 0.94
00:09:28.000 I work at Camp Rafe Trails.
00:09:29.000 Of course I'm in full frankenferter drag since 7am.
00:09:32.000 I work at Camp Brave Trails.
00:09:33.000 Of course I have ducks in my pockets.
00:09:35.000 I work at Camp Brave Trails.
00:09:37.000 Well, that's because she's the size of a Jeep. 1.00
00:09:40.000 Take me to your best friend's house?
00:09:42.000 Why?
00:09:47.000 I know why.
00:09:51.000 He's the head counselor?
00:09:52.000 Ew.
00:09:54.000 Next is one of my favorite parts of the day.
00:09:57.000 Practicing on popsicles.
00:09:58.000 where I teach campers how to do their drag makeup, and they learn the art and history of drag.
00:10:03.000 Sotomizing. 0.80
00:10:09.000 It's more of a science than an art. 1.00
00:10:14.000 All of those look very stupid. 1.00
00:10:19.000 We're gay summer camp directors. 1.00
00:10:21.000 Of course we know your name, pronouns, and big three.
00:10:24.000 Do you know your BMI?
00:10:27.000 Where each day we raise a different identity flag of the queer community. 0.99
00:10:35.000 Me?
00:10:38.000 Someone shove her in. 1.00
00:10:39.000 She's not even disabled! 0.99
00:10:41.000 Oh my god!
00:10:42.000 She never came back up.
00:10:44.000 Oh my god!
00:10:46.000 She's like, is the camera on now?
00:10:47.000 I'm going to stand out of my wheelchair and jump.
00:10:51.000 I thought for sure a counselor was going to push her in. 1.00
00:10:54.000 You know, like a dick. 1.00
00:10:56.000 Like the old lady in Gremlins in the electric chair. 1.00
00:11:00.000 I thought this camp was all of a sudden worth it.
00:11:03.000 She stood up.
00:11:05.000 She stood up!
00:11:07.000 Unless, off-camera, is Jesus Christ.
00:11:09.000 She is faking it.
00:11:10.000 Yeah, I was going to say, is this one of those, like, one of those...
00:11:14.000 They're called, like, not Episcopalian.
00:11:16.000 The conversion camps? 0.97
00:11:17.000 No, the church that have miracles.
00:11:19.000 Oh, yeah.
00:11:20.000 The ones where they talk in tongues. 0.52
00:11:22.000 Charismatic!
00:11:22.000 I would take some snake handling.
00:11:24.000 As a matter of fact, I hope there are a couple of water moccasins in that pool. 0.93
00:11:27.000 I have a feeling there's a lot of snake handling going on there.
00:11:30.000 Oh, yeah.
00:11:31.000 Well, more like caterpillars.
00:11:32.000 Oh, they do have the head counselor.
00:11:37.000 You gotta teach proper form.
00:11:38.000 And you know what?
00:11:39.000 This is no small thing.
00:11:40.000 I'm just telling you this.
00:11:41.000 You may say what I mean.
00:11:42.000 That's no small thing.
00:11:43.000 You are enabling fraud.
00:11:45.000 Do you realize that if that person was...
00:11:47.000 So we do have standards.
00:11:48.000 If you're collecting disability and they see you do that, they're like... 0.63
00:11:54.000 Do you understand?
00:11:55.000 They have people who follow you around with cameras to make sure you're not doing exactly that.
00:11:59.000 We're accepting of all identities.
00:12:02.000 Compulsive lying?
00:12:03.000 Yeah, that's one of them.
00:12:04.000 They'll even send a repo man to get that wheelchair.
00:12:07.000 Yes, they will.
00:12:08.000 Yeah.
00:12:08.000 They'll just dump you in the pool and take it.
00:12:10.000 I think it's great that all the things that we just saw, that's the thing that you were like, wait, what?
00:12:15.000 Can we see it again?
00:12:17.000 Can we see it again?
00:12:18.000 Just the last scene?
00:12:19.000 Just the last portion.
00:12:20.000 This is clearly someone who does not need a wheelchair.
00:12:24.000 Well, there you go.
00:12:26.000 Look, okay.
00:12:27.000 And now on the feet, double step and a hop.
00:12:29.000 There was a hop.
00:12:30.000 There was a whole hop.
00:12:35.000 No.
00:12:36.000 How much arms is it using? 0.98
00:12:39.000 And then just gave a whole leap.
00:12:40.000 Like, I would give it to you if you pulled a Ferris Bueller camera off the dive you were, if you just looked and just kind of threw yourself off.
00:12:47.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:12:47.000 But it's very clear that you've been faking it this whole time.
00:12:51.000 And here's the thing, they go, "Yeah, but this person is over..." I care that you're lying. 0.91
00:12:58.000 If you're fat, a wheelchair is not the prescription. 0.72
00:13:00.000 No, it is not! 0.95
00:13:02.000 It's actually the opposite.
00:13:03.000 It's using your bones and muscles.
00:13:06.000 Yes.
00:13:06.000 It's like, hey, you have a congenital heart condition.
00:13:10.000 I'm going to inject cholesterol into your thigh. 1.00
00:13:13.000 You're also in a camp in the woods.
00:13:15.000 Like, how do you get around?
00:13:17.000 Yeah, there's not even all-terrain wheels, dude.
00:13:18.000 That's true.
00:13:19.000 I've seen an all-terrain wheelchair.
00:13:20.000 Pretty badass.
00:13:21.000 That was weak as hell.
00:13:22.000 Yeah, that was super weak.
00:13:23.000 I walked to the pool and then got wheelchaired to the edge of the pool.
00:13:26.000 Here's the thing.
00:13:27.000 All I'm saying is this.
00:13:28.000 When in somewhere you float.
00:13:29.000 People who are actually disabled, of course, are hurt.
00:13:32.000 It goes out to them.
00:13:33.000 Yeah.
00:13:33.000 In this case, it's a pretty easy test, okay?
00:13:36.000 They have to go in with the wheelchair, and you make it electric.
00:13:40.000 Nice. 0.97
00:13:41.000 Well, that's the point that we're making, is that these people are just liars. 0.94
00:13:45.000 It's lying. 0.95
00:13:46.000 All the way around.
00:13:46.000 It's a lifestyle of lying, and you're taking away from people who actually are disabled.
00:13:50.000 Yeah. 0.95
00:13:50.000 I bet you that person's not even gay, either. 0.95
00:13:52.000 No, probably not.
00:13:53.000 Probably not.
00:13:54.000 Probably not.
00:13:54.000 Probably straight.
00:13:55.000 Yeah.
00:13:56.000 She probably thought there was a wiener at the bottom of the pool. 1.00
00:13:59.000 Oh, I can walk! 0.99
00:14:03.000 I don't think a penis has ever healed anybody, Stephen. 0.99
00:14:06.000 I'm just going to go on a limb. 0.99
00:14:07.000 Speak for yourself.
00:14:10.000 From your lips to the Lord's ears.
00:14:14.000 Yeah, you missed that house episode.
00:14:17.000 I love it, too, because he says it how it is. 0.98
00:14:21.000 So this brings us to this installment, a massive segment on specifically gay sex. 0.99
00:14:30.000 It's time for Crowder. 0.99
00:14:31.000 That's me.
00:14:31.000 Breaks it down.
00:14:32.000 We'll be right back.
00:14:38.000 Is that new?
00:14:39.000 It is kind of new.
00:14:40.000 And it's unnecessary.
00:14:42.000 It's totally necessary.
00:14:44.000 I said that's way too cool.
00:14:46.000 It sounded like the intro to Maximum Carnage.
00:14:48.000 Remember that game?
00:14:49.000 Was it Purple Jelly?
00:14:50.000 Can we do it again?
00:14:51.000 I missed part of it.
00:14:53.000 All right.
00:14:53.000 I can't even break it down for you.
00:15:02.000 Mom and Dad don't understand!
00:15:05.000 Alright.
00:15:06.000 Let me give you an overview of this camp.
00:15:07.000 According to the website, Brave Trails has locations in California, gross.
00:15:11.000 New York, gross.
00:15:12.000 Georgia, well the CNN part's gross.
00:15:14.000 And it is a fully accredited overnight camp designed for LGBTQ plus teens ages 12 through 17 with a focus on leadership development.
00:15:24.000 Oh yeah, I'm sure that's the focus.
00:15:25.000 Social security fraud our mission is And the slogan for counselors is, Shh!
00:15:41.000 Don't tell!
00:15:43.000 Wait!
00:15:44.000 There's more!
00:15:45.000 S'mores?
00:15:46.000 There's s'mores.
00:15:48.000 I heard there's no s'mores, actually.
00:15:50.000 No, there isn't.
00:15:50.000 They just roast weenies by the fire.
00:15:52.000 Digger Dildo every night.
00:15:53.000 As you enter Camp Brave Trails, you're welcomed by a forest of rainbows and the cheers of our unicorns... 0.65
00:16:01.000 I literally just threw up in my mouth.
00:16:08.000 Our unicorn staff.
00:16:10.000 From the moment you arrive, you'll feel a sense of belonging like nowhere else.
00:16:15.000 Well, yeah, if it's the only place where you're allowed to get away with disability fraud.
00:16:19.000 It's true.
00:16:20.000 Either you're amongst the disabled or you're amongst the able-bodied. 1.00
00:16:25.000 Seldom do you find yourself amongst people who also engage in disability fraud.
00:16:29.000 They identify as disabled.
00:16:32.000 Maybe they have temporary disability.
00:16:34.000 Yeah.
00:16:35.000 Well, I guess it just temporarily went away when she jumped off the high dive.
00:16:40.000 Camp Brave Trails blends the best of traditional summer camp with an LGBTQ twist.
00:16:48.000 We've done away with gender-segregated spaces, restrictive dress codes, and the need to explain your identity. 1.00
00:16:55.000 Instead, we focus on friendship, personal growth, and, of course, having an absolute blast in our pants.
00:17:02.000 Some of the top moments from its, uh...
00:17:07.000 This is how they highlight like so here are some of the top moments from our 2024 camp.
00:17:11.000 It involves Hey, how'd you get up there in your fake wheelchair? 1.00
00:17:20.000 Worked with 140 queer role models who were the person they needed when they were younger.
00:17:25.000 75 passion to taction.
00:17:28.000 Is that a thing or is it a typo?
00:17:30.000 Does it mean action?
00:17:31.000 Passion to taction projects made showing the We misspelled it.
00:17:37.000 Showing the power of LGBTQ plus youth activism.
00:17:42.000 Alright, how many weighted blankets do you need?
00:17:46.000 Well, none, because you're in gender-separated spaces, and I want to see. 1.00
00:17:49.000 Yes, that's true.
00:17:50.000 I'm that counselor.
00:17:51.000 Yeah.
00:17:52.000 Hands above the no covers, where I can see them. 0.91
00:17:55.000 How is this not just a sexual perversion camp?
00:17:58.000 It's an order.
00:17:58.000 I bet they don't even have bunk beds.
00:17:59.000 It's probably just one Charlie and the Chocolate Factory bed.
00:18:02.000 Yes, except with the old people. 1.00
00:18:03.000 Yeah.
00:18:04.000 That's why they can't have the blanket, because it just traps in all the fake things And I'm going to tell you this.
00:18:11.000 If you go, and I went on their channel, we did a lot of these kids, just so you know, a lot of them are clearly just autistic.
00:18:17.000 A lot of them clearly are outsiders.
00:18:20.000 Maybe they feel like they don't belong.
00:18:21.000 They're misfits.
00:18:22.000 And you know what? 1.00
00:18:22.000 That sucks. 1.00
00:18:23.000 I was one of those kids. 1.00
00:18:24.000 But thank God I didn't have a community that got their claws in and told me, no, no, you're gay. 0.96
00:18:28.000 know your trance.
00:18:32.000 They are preying on the most vulnerable by bringing them out and isolating them in camp and conditioning them when they're young to believe that this is healthy, this is normal, this will lead to a better life.
00:18:45.000 You can identify however you want.
00:18:47.000 It's society.
00:18:49.000 And so the social security office that needs to change with its rules and standards.
00:18:54.000 No!
00:18:55.000 You're not disabled.
00:18:56.000 You don't get a wheelchair.
00:18:57.000 Well, you said you said that you were like one of those kids.
00:19:00.000 I was definitely a misfit. 0.95
00:19:01.000 I understand that you were a misfit. 0.97
00:19:02.000 Sure. 0.66
00:19:03.000 But I watched those same videos and this is they're way more vulnerable.
00:19:08.000 Sure.
00:19:08.000 I think that some of them are on the edge of mental disability, learning disability, unable to...
00:19:14.000 No, your point's right.
00:19:15.000 Process their emotions. 1.00
00:19:18.000 But I was a little shit. 1.00
00:19:19.000 I was a little shit. 1.00
00:19:21.000 No, but you're right. 1.00
00:19:21.000 I was picked last for gym class, behind Wei Lung, the retarded kid. 1.00
00:19:25.000 That's a true story.
00:19:26.000 Well, he was strong, and they were playing build the blocks.
00:19:29.000 Dude, he kicked me in the nuts one time because he didn't understand what was going on.
00:19:32.000 And to this day, to this day.
00:19:36.000 Point is... 0.71
00:19:42.000 It's basically the opposite of conversion therapy, where they bitch about that. 0.57
00:19:46.000 That's what they're doing.
00:19:47.000 Where kids are young, they're vulnerable.
00:19:49.000 They're very easily, they're suggestible.
00:19:53.000 But here they are promoting it as a one-size-fits-all on Twitter.
00:19:58.000 Oh, Kelly Clarkson. 0.99
00:19:59.000 Okay.
00:20:00.000 We have traditional stuff.
00:20:02.000 We have swimming, archery, arts and crafts, everything with queer twists and lots of glitter. 1.00
00:20:07.000 I lost my husband to COVID.
00:20:10.000 Pause.
00:20:15.000 Was it your size?
00:20:18.000 And I know you're going to say this is mean, but we all had to foot the bill when kids were locked out of school because no one wanted to tell the truth.
00:20:24.000 That child is not disabled, and you are at much greater risk if you are obese.
00:20:29.000 That's a fact.
00:20:31.000 It's not the same risk factor.
00:20:32.000 Let's continue on Kelly Clarkson with all the traditional glitter drag shows. 1.00
00:20:37.000 Passing, he had started to work on being a better parent to his LGBTQ teenagers, plural.
00:20:45.000 So I have an older son who's 19 that is gay.
00:20:48.000 And he was raised Indiana conservative and was really working on trying to be a better parent.
00:20:55.000 when he passed away, I realized that we were going to have to fill that gap somewhere, somehow.
00:21:01.000 And so I started, you know, scouring the internet and I found brave trails and I was like, Brave trails.
00:21:08.000 It's like your dad.
00:21:09.000 Yeah!
00:21:10.000 Brave trails.
00:21:11.000 We fill gaps.
00:21:12.000 I was able to do a lot of other, so many activities.
00:21:14.000 It's like the dad, your dad never could be before he died.
00:21:17.000 It's a good space where they can explore their pronouns and just learn and grow as, you know, a queer person.
00:21:25.000 And I'm sorry, I'm trying not to cry.
00:21:27.000 No, I think you're fine.
00:21:30.000 How about you learn and grow as a person?
00:21:33.000 I don't know if you know this.
00:21:34.000 If you learn and grow as a person, here's part of it.
00:21:36.000 Wait a second.
00:21:37.000 You're not disabled. 0.93
00:21:39.000 Get the hell out of that wheelchair. 1.00
00:21:40.000 There's someone who needs it. 1.00
00:21:42.000 Don't be a selfish prick. 0.99
00:21:43.000 That's what a good dad says. 1.00
00:21:45.000 That's what a good dad does.
00:21:47.000 You don't let kids get away with lying if it makes them feel good.
00:21:50.000 We even found one of their awful hype videos, just so you know, in case you think we're exaggerating.
00:21:55.000 It's Jurassic Park themed.
00:21:57.000 Jurassic Park.
00:22:17.000 They really do have no debts.
00:22:27.000 It's a Tyrannosaurus sex! 0.94
00:22:32.000 I'm trans! 0.92
00:22:35.000 That wasn't part of the video, was it? 0.98
00:22:40.000 Tell Dr. Hammond, thank you for the lovely orgy. 0.90
00:22:45.000 Spared no expense. 0.99
00:22:47.000 I will say that bullies, I was going to say statutory rape would find a way. 0.96
00:22:57.000 Well, we're all, you know, look, we're all in the same vein here.
00:23:01.000 Though the Jurassic Park theme has left some of the campers, I should say, feeling less unique.
00:23:07.000 Tranny! 1.00
00:23:08.000 Tranny! 1.00
00:23:09.000 We got Tranny here! 0.98
00:23:11.000 See, nobody cares.
00:23:14.000 Reception, though, funny.
00:23:15.000 They seem to be mixed by people who've actually used the camp because they have a 2.8 rating on Yelp.
00:23:21.000 Should be noted that Yelp automatically removes a star for statutory rape.
00:23:26.000 Wait, I thought it added.
00:23:29.000 Here's one of the one-star reviews.
00:23:30.000 It says, My son had to leave early as he felt like he was in a psych ward versus summer camp.
00:23:35.000 That's true.
00:23:36.000 No, you don't say.
00:23:45.000 In the six days he was there, instead they simply sat around picnic tables and participated in heavily monitored, censored discussions and highly juvenile level crafts.
00:23:54.000 Let's contrast that with the five-star review, and this is why I tell you, your worldview matters.
00:24:00.000 And you need to have a worldview.
00:24:01.000 Not only has a moral backbone, but allows objectivity.
00:24:04.000 That is an objective review.
00:24:06.000 Now let me give you the five-star review.
00:24:08.000 All references available in the description.
00:24:09.000 You can go check it and see if this is as objective.
00:24:11.000 I sent my kid here as a punishment for not wanting to drink a beer. 0.96
00:24:17.000 You want to act gay? 1.00
00:24:19.000 I'll send you to gay camp, I said before I dropped him off. 1.00
00:24:22.000 He thought he was going to Patrick Mahomes' QB camp, LMAO. 0.94
00:24:27.000 He hated every second of this camp, so I will give it five stars. 0.99
00:24:31.000 Great punishment for little gay boys like mine. 0.98
00:24:37.000 I like a five-star one better. 1.00
00:24:41.000 I do, too.
00:24:42.000 He's got to put that in his wedding speech.
00:24:45.000 You're welcome.
00:24:46.000 I saved him.
00:24:48.000 Oh, goodness.
00:24:49.000 Okay.
00:24:50.000 Let's look at the community standards of the camp.
00:24:52.000 Surely these are good.
00:24:52.000 Yes, yes, of course.
00:24:55.000 So.
00:24:56.000 Number one, be kind and respectful.
00:24:58.000 Okay, that seems reasonable.
00:25:00.000 Number two, always ask for consent, alright?
00:25:03.000 Good rule.
00:25:03.000 Always important.
00:25:04.000 Number three, keep conversations.
00:25:07.000 Age-appropriate.
00:25:08.000 All right, well, maybe the system isn't that bad.
00:25:10.000 Number four, the trutty system.
00:25:11.000 Always stay in a group of three or more.
00:25:14.000 They explain two campers may never be alone, and a staff member must always be present if campers enter cabins.
00:25:19.000 That seemed a little bit odd.
00:25:21.000 Also known as a three-way rule.
00:25:22.000 Yeah, well, then number five, confidentiality.
00:25:25.000 The Vegas rule.
00:25:26.000 What's shared at camp stays at camp. 1.00
00:25:28.000 What the f- I think you guys are rapists. 1.00
00:25:31.000 Yeah, what? 1.00
00:25:32.000 I think you guys are doing drugs and all the sex. 0.99
00:25:34.000 Hold on. 0.99
00:25:35.000 The Vegas rule?
00:25:36.000 The Vegas rule for children's summer camp.
00:25:39.000 Minors 12 through 17. Is that the one where you can have daiquiris on the street or the one where you don't talk about the hooker?
00:25:45.000 Yeah, both.
00:25:46.000 Oh.
00:25:47.000 Both.
00:25:47.000 By the way, the conversations, keep them age-appropriate.
00:25:49.000 That's number three.
00:25:51.000 It talks about not discussing things like violence or trick, but it doesn't mention sex.
00:25:56.000 No.
00:25:56.000 Don't mention violence or alcohol, but it doesn't include sex.
00:25:59.000 So I guess all sexual conversations are age-appropriate for ages 12 to 17, but of course, that would have to be the case.
00:26:05.000 Otherwise, how do you have drag queen shows with children? 1.00
00:26:10.000 That's true.
00:26:10.000 You can't talk about drag queens without talking.
00:26:13.000 No, you cannot.
00:26:14.000 And by the way, don't name something the Vegas rule if you're just talking about keeping the conversations here.
00:26:19.000 Do you know what the Vegas rule means?
00:26:20.000 It's the place where they literally have pictures of naked ladies everywhere. 1.00
00:26:24.000 The guys are hammering like, hey, got the prostitutes, got this, and throwing pictures at you all the time. 0.98
00:26:29.000 It's called Sin City for a reason.
00:26:31.000 Not because people are gambling and drinking too much or gluttony, though those exist as well.
00:26:35.000 It's the sex.
00:26:36.000 It's the affairs.
00:26:37.000 Don't say the Vegas rule.
00:26:39.000 If this isn't a sex camp.
00:26:41.000 Here's the thing.
00:26:41.000 I'm pretty sure they know that.
00:26:43.000 And they said it anyway.
00:26:44.000 I know. 0.99
00:26:44.000 It's like a gay bat symbol. 0.99
00:26:46.000 Just a cock projected in the sky. 1.00
00:26:49.000 They said, hee hee. 0.99
00:26:50.000 Yeah.
00:26:51.000 It's like the STDs don't stay in Vegas.
00:26:52.000 I'm sorry, Robin.
00:26:54.000 The red dildo's ringing again. 0.77
00:26:57.000 Always answering the call. 0.97
00:27:01.000 Oh my gosh.
00:27:03.000 Vegas rule.
00:27:04.000 Because here's the thing.
00:27:05.000 If you did talk about what happened at camp.
00:27:09.000 I'm willing to bet it would go a lot like this.
00:27:13.000 Walker told me I have AIDS.
00:27:16.000 He explained it all.
00:27:18.000 You guys don't have to be careful anymore, okay?
00:27:22.000 Sure, honey.
00:27:23.000 No!
00:27:23.000 No, you have to be extra careful!
00:27:25.000 That kid has AIDS! 0.97
00:27:27.000 Put him in saran wrap, for God's sake! 1.00
00:27:29.000 He's bubble boy.
00:27:30.000 I was expecting him to say, Walker told me I have AIDS, and the old guy being like, he told me I have diabetes.
00:27:37.000 I was expecting him to say, they said I have AIDS, and they throw him in the swamp.
00:27:41.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:27:42.000 Might as well just stick with seeing dead people.
00:27:44.000 What does that mean? 0.97
00:27:45.000 I have AIDS.
00:27:46.000 You don't have to be careful anymore.
00:27:48.000 That's the opposite of the case.
00:27:49.000 Well, they're not going to have sex with a kid. 1.00
00:27:51.000 Well, they would at this camp. 0.93
00:27:52.000 Well, that's true.
00:27:54.000 I guarantee you there's more than a few bug chasers.
00:27:59.000 He doesn't have to disclose, at least in California.
00:28:01.000 No, no, he does not.
00:28:01.000 That would be stigmatizing.
00:28:03.000 Because we wouldn't want to stigmatize an infected seminal load, would we?
00:28:09.000 Let's just say what it is.
00:28:12.000 Normalize it.
00:28:12.000 Yeah, let's normalize it.
00:28:14.000 Hey, I had sex with those 19 people. 0.99
00:28:17.000 I feel funny. 1.00
00:28:18.000 What are you saying?
00:28:20.000 Nothing.
00:28:21.000 So, let's look at some of the camp features here, because this is good for your kids.
00:28:24.000 Remember they said they're not coming for your children?
00:28:27.000 I hope we've disabused you of that notion here with Camp Brave Trails and the Vegas rule.
00:28:33.000 But I'll continue if you're still on the fence.
00:28:36.000 Campers must be fully vaccinated for COVID, of course.
00:28:39.000 Well, you saw the obesity.
00:28:41.000 Campers must wear name tags because of...
00:28:46.000 Also, I think they have to wear a patch on their sleeve.
00:28:48.000 And a choking collar.
00:28:50.000 Yes, yes.
00:28:51.000 Campers are grouped by age, but cabins are unisex.
00:28:54.000 Well, that just makes it easier.
00:28:55.000 Oh, wow.
00:28:57.000 Well, nobody's straight there.
00:28:58.000 Never mind.
00:28:58.000 I guess they're safe.
00:28:59.000 No, the kids' counselors will definitely be gay. 0.98
00:29:01.000 It says, every camper and staff undergoes a video screening process to ensure they are part of the LGBTQ plus community or are affirming allies.
00:29:10.000 So let me be clear. 0.94
00:29:11.000 The screening process ensures that you are absolutely gay, and then you have to wear the gay name tag. 0.98
00:29:18.000 Well, you have to prove it. 0.59
00:29:19.000 How would you prove it on camera for the counselor's viewing? 0.99
00:29:23.000 All counselors must be definitely are gay. 0.99
00:29:26.000 Yes. 0.99
00:29:26.000 Phew, said all the parents. 0.99
00:29:28.000 This is just, I guarantee you there's someone here who's just collecting video for black, it's like a Diddy party. 0.98
00:29:32.000 This is, this is like pedophile. 0.89
00:29:34.000 And then look back at ten years and go, how did we not see it?
00:29:36.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:29:38.000 Well, you kind of chose not to.
00:29:40.000 Right.
00:29:41.000 The pedophiles got together and said, "How do we do this without going to jail?" Every counselor Every counselor would definitely be gay. 1.00
00:29:50.000 Pedophilic, convocation. 0.98
00:29:53.000 Yeah, and by the way, if two people want to go in a cabin, a counselor must be present, otherwise it's not as fun.
00:29:59.000 Well, you have a video screening process to ensure they're LGBTQ+. 0.80
00:30:02.000 I haven't seen anything as far as a screening process to ensure that there's no history whatsoever of pederasty, but maybe I don't know.
00:30:09.000 Also, by the way, there's some fine print here.
00:30:12.000 It says, as part of the application, prospective campers, they must submit a video statement.
00:30:19.000 That is not optional in order to prove the gayness. 0.95
00:30:24.000 And by the way, we just intercepted a voicemail submission from someone who might surprise you.
00:30:30.000 I think I'd be a great fit for Camp Brave Trails because I'm not a boob guy.
00:30:33.000 I am, in fact, very gay.
00:30:36.000 I've been gay for as long as I can remember and have acted on my gay feelings throughout my life so many times with many men.
00:30:43.000 Sometimes multiple men at the same time. 0.98
00:30:45.000 Sometimes even women at Notre Dame, I was known in the football locker room as the tightest end because all the other guys really enjoyed my tight butthole. 1.00
00:30:54.000 In conclusion, any hole will do, but not just any camp will do. 0.98
00:30:59.000 And I prefer the butthole.
00:31:04.000 And it wasn't even AI. 0.99
00:31:09.000 It wasn't AI.
00:31:11.000 Let's just be clear.
00:31:16.000 Hold on, hold on.
00:31:17.000 I have two things to say about that.
00:31:19.000 One, I would have gotten in.
00:31:21.000 That's one of the other things.
00:31:22.000 That was very confusing.
00:31:25.000 New head counselor.
00:31:26.000 Two, two, that was not me.
00:31:32.000 Oh, my wife just asked me. 0.76
00:31:33.000 She wants to know why I got fired.
00:31:39.000 You know what?
00:31:40.000 We don't even need video. 0.99
00:31:42.000 Honestly, you said some shit that we'd never even dream of. 0.98
00:31:45.000 If you don't mind that floating out there, you're in. 0.99
00:31:49.000 You don't even have to pay the registration fee.
00:31:51.000 Just go on in.
00:31:53.000 Pick any bunk you want.
00:31:54.000 In it to win it, my friend.
00:31:57.000 I'm not going to be the last one picked.
00:32:03.000 Oh, that turned out perfectly.
00:32:05.000 That's what I have to live with, guys.
00:32:07.000 This is my life.
00:32:09.000 I'm so happy you guys made that.
00:32:12.000 I'm sorry, you intercepted it.
00:32:14.000 Yeah, yeah, no, you said the right words, Tim.
00:32:18.000 You remember a while back when that Filipino guy electrocuted himself?
00:32:26.000 That's me.
00:32:29.000 The Filipino guy? 0.92
00:32:31.000 Whatever the Thai guy, whatever the guy. 1.00
00:32:35.000 Oh, I hate all of you. 0.98
00:32:39.000 But that was funny.
00:32:40.000 What I love about it is it actually sounds like you're nervous that you may not get in.
00:32:43.000 I know.
00:32:44.000 Like I'm trying to make the case.
00:32:46.000 And at the end, at the end, it slows down.
00:32:49.000 Just be like, I want you to know.
00:32:52.000 I like.
00:32:55.000 I don't think gay guys would actually say that.
00:32:58.000 Maybe it was oversold.
00:32:59.000 I don't know.
00:32:59.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:33:01.000 Trust me, they won't question it.
00:33:02.000 I just left out a fart.
00:33:04.000 I'm sorry.
00:33:06.000 Sometimes it happens.
00:33:09.000 The campers will also be guided through their camp journey by one of these people.
00:33:15.000 You've got Molly.
00:33:17.000 Oh my gosh, that's that's The position that this person holds is super queero free choice lead plus cabin counselor. 0.95
00:33:27.000 What the hell is that?
00:33:28.000 Hey, isn't that the yellow ranger?
00:33:32.000 Pronouns they, them, of course, about.
00:33:34.000 They have a wealth of experience as a peer counselor and queer educator.
00:33:39.000 I think I got it on a queer counselor.
00:33:41.000 You don't need an educator.
00:33:42.000 No, you don't.
00:33:43.000 You don't.
00:33:43.000 You know what you like.
00:33:45.000 You don't need to be educated on what your fucking sexual fantasies are. 1.00
00:33:48.000 I know. 1.00
00:33:49.000 Yeah, it's totally grooming.
00:33:50.000 This is about conditioning, yes.
00:33:51.000 They're coming for your kids.
00:33:52.000 They are excited to be leading a variety of free choice activities at camp, including summer...
00:34:00.000 What?
00:34:01.000 Oh, just read the rest.
00:34:02.000 Exploring leadership through the world of superheroes.
00:34:05.000 Get ready to leave camp with your very own super queero name and superpowers. 1.00
00:34:11.000 Yeah, superpowers are getting your ass kicked when you get back to society. 0.99
00:34:15.000 Yeah, dude, they're definitely preying on intellectually vulnerable people. 1.00
00:34:19.000 Yes!
00:34:20.000 No regular teenager, gay or not, no regular teenager, 12 to 17, wants to go to summer camp and leave with a superhero name.
00:34:26.000 No.
00:34:27.000 An identity with the fake powers.
00:34:29.000 Definitely preying on that. 0.99
00:34:31.000 What is it, super fag? 1.00
00:34:31.000 Fun fact, their kryptonite is AIDS. 1.00
00:34:36.000 But we already knew that.
00:34:37.000 Or a workout.
00:34:39.000 They can't resist the pull.
00:34:43.000 Here's the next leader.
00:34:45.000 Kofi or coffee?
00:34:46.000 Kofi.
00:34:47.000 Kofi.
00:34:48.000 Was he dressed like Jackie Robinson?
00:34:50.000 I can't even see her.
00:34:51.000 Well, hold on.
00:34:51.000 It's not he.
00:34:52.000 It could be Coffey.
00:34:54.000 John Coffey, Green Mile.
00:34:55.000 Kind of looks the same.
00:34:56.000 Hold on.
00:34:57.000 Time out.
00:34:57.000 It's them them, not they them.
00:34:58.000 That's the day that Mr. Coffey died before the Green Mile, riddled with AIDS.
00:35:02.000 Who was that?
00:35:03.000 Sacky Robinson?
00:35:04.000 Mr. Cartman, you put the condom on.
00:35:08.000 I'm a little scared of the AIDS sometime.
00:35:13.000 The position poetry build on lead plus cabin counselor pronouns they them, no surprise.
00:35:19.000 The About Me section has, as an openly black trans individual, they know that by showing up as themselves fully, they allow others to do the same.
00:35:27.000 Isn't that nice?
00:35:28.000 Isn't that nice to be a social justice activist, to be a civil rights icon, but all you need to do is exist.
00:35:35.000 Yes.
00:35:36.000 They also messed up the pronouns on their own thing, because it's them them, but then they went to say, as openly black trans individual, they know.
00:35:42.000 No, it should have been them know.
00:35:44.000 Oh, my gosh. 1.00
00:35:45.000 Idiots. 1.00
00:35:45.000 Yes. 1.00
00:35:46.000 Yes.
00:35:46.000 That's what's most important here.
00:35:47.000 It is.
00:35:49.000 And of course, it's a Dodgers fan.
00:35:51.000 I said it, Dodgers fans. 1.00
00:35:53.000 You suck. 1.00
00:35:53.000 You're all gay. 1.00
00:35:54.000 Well, it seems to me you might want to consider dodging dicks. 1.00
00:35:57.000 Oh, good one. 0.98
00:36:03.000 Okay, here's the senior administration.
00:36:05.000 You have Jessica Weisbach, co-founder, executive director.
00:36:08.000 She graduated from Antioch.
00:36:10.000 With a master's in psychology and a focus on queer youth.
00:36:17.000 Nobody should be studying queer youth. 1.00
00:36:19.000 What is it?
00:36:23.000 Exposure therapy? 1.00
00:36:24.000 This young fag thinks I'm invading his territory. 1.00
00:36:30.000 Just holding it by the ass plug. 1.00
00:36:35.000 Alright, let's see the clip. 0.99
00:36:37.000 After a few years of really exploring that for myself, I went back and I got my master's in clinical psychology, and I focused on queer youth, the queer community in general, but more specifically the queer youth population.
00:36:56.000 Just wanted to explore and explore and explore.
00:37:00.000 All right.
00:37:00.000 You know what?
00:37:01.000 I do have to get on a phone call here, but I will.
00:37:02.000 Let me just.
00:37:03.000 Okay.
00:37:04.000 Next one.
00:37:05.000 Kobe Pfaff?
00:37:06.000 Foff?
00:37:07.000 Kobe beef. 0.98
00:37:07.000 Listen, you did- Operations director, um, very, very big on gay times. 0.98
00:37:12.000 Here's a clip. 0.60
00:37:13.000 We are gonna have such an amazing gay time, you have no idea.
00:37:17.000 You're going to have such an amazing day time, you have no idea.
00:37:25.000 This person, also being a qualified medical professional, dispenses advice on how to deal with depression.
00:37:31.000 Actually, dancing is far and away a stronger cure for depression and anxiety than running, weights, SSRI drugs, or any other form of exercise. 1.00
00:37:41.000 The clinical data says you're a piece of shit. 1.00
00:37:45.000 That's not true. 1.00
00:37:46.000 He's a pedophile. 0.99
00:37:47.000 Just dancing. 1.00
00:37:49.000 Alright.
00:37:49.000 What kind of dancing?
00:37:51.000 Yeah.
00:37:52.000 This person really wanted a Kamala Buttigig ticket for 2024.
00:37:55.000 Absa, effing lutely.
00:37:57.000 Of course, Provax.
00:37:58.000 Because this is the thing.
00:37:58.000 When they say intersectionality, what they really mean is we throw in all of our social agendas here.
00:38:03.000 We're just not going to allow anything that even resembles traditionalism.
00:38:06.000 Because Provax is part of it.
00:38:08.000 The CDC is as conservative as it gets.
00:38:10.000 If they say it's safe, it's safe, he said.
00:38:13.000 Yeah, but you also have medical professionals who said that you didn't need to disclose your AIDS.
00:38:17.000 Thanks, California.
00:38:18.000 This guy was a little mad too, by the way, Andrew Yang, who congratulated Trump on the 2024 win.
00:38:24.000 So we have these posts here. 0.97
00:38:27.000 this person in response said, that's a ridiculous statement.
00:38:30.000 You know, Donald Trump, he won't bring anyone together to suggest otherwise is absolutely a denial of the facts in front of everyone's faces. 0.98
00:38:38.000 Hey, what if you have a kid who's gay, who likes men's butts, but also happens to believe in a strong national defense, lower taxes, and, uh, being able to... 0.96
00:38:51.000 Enjoy the fruits of your labor. 0.98
00:38:52.000 Would they be allowed?
00:38:53.000 Would that be intersectional enough?
00:38:55.000 But here's the guy showing that he's very ambitious with his goals for the kids.
00:38:59.000 These kids are going to rise up and they are going to rule the world.
00:39:05.000 Want to bet?
00:39:08.000 I don't want to be ruled.
00:39:09.000 Yeah. 0.69
00:39:10.000 Gay or not, I don't want to be ruled. 1.00
00:39:11.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:39:12.000 I think what he meant to say is, hopefully these kids rise up and we can take out the old ruler. 1.00
00:39:17.000 Oh, I get it.
00:39:20.000 They're gonna rock his world.
00:39:22.000 I'm going to get a phone call here really quickly.
00:39:24.000 Jill, you can do the Chinese fire drill.
00:39:25.000 I don't even know if we have the...
00:39:27.000 Wait.
00:39:28.000 Okay.
00:39:28.000 Go!
00:39:29.000 Where do I go?
00:39:30.000 Do I go somewhere?
00:39:32.000 I just stay.
00:39:32.000 I got that.
00:39:36.000 Let's go.
00:39:39.000 That doesn't seem like that's going to be all that difficult to do.
00:39:42.000 Holy cow. 0.89
00:39:43.000 So many mugs.
00:39:48.000 Put the camera on Josh.
00:39:50.000 Are we okay with this behavior?
00:39:52.000 I said Chinese fire drill.
00:39:54.000 I suppose.
00:39:56.000 Didn't mean we had to make you Chinese.
00:39:58.000 Oh, so sorry. 0.99
00:40:00.000 So sorry, so gay. 1.00
00:40:02.000 So sorry, Mr. Morgan. 0.95
00:40:04.000 Okay.
00:40:04.000 All right, that's enough.
00:40:05.000 Oh, you have to park your car.
00:40:06.000 I would, in fact.
00:40:10.000 Because Asians are the best drivers and I trust you more than others.
00:40:15.000 What, Josh?
00:40:17.000 Now that I'm in this chair, what you got?
00:40:19.000 Huh?
00:40:19.000 Huh?
00:40:20.000 That's what I thought.
00:40:21.000 I got plenty of stuff coming.
00:40:22.000 You still got fire, right?
00:40:23.000 I got it.
00:40:23.000 Okay.
00:40:24.000 I know you were behind that phone call.
00:40:27.000 Yeah.
00:40:27.000 We all were.
00:40:29.000 It's really true.
00:40:30.000 It's like a mutiny of the entire office.
00:40:31.000 It's just me.
00:40:32.000 No one else.
00:40:33.000 Yeah, I'll take the fall for everybody.
00:40:34.000 I am Spartacus.
00:40:35.000 Yeah.
00:40:37.000 The only one that thought that was a good idea.
00:40:39.000 We meticulously note time codes when you say something to put it out of context.
00:40:43.000 It's a group effort.
00:40:44.000 That's true.
00:40:44.000 Thank you all.
00:40:45.000 I love my life.
00:40:47.000 Can I go to this camp?
00:40:49.000 Do they have like a suicide forest right next door?
00:40:51.000 We'll see.
00:40:52.000 So, who's paying for all of this, right?
00:40:55.000 So this doesn't sound like a cheap endeavor because, you know, queers don't work for free. 1.00
00:40:59.000 In 2023, Brave Trails reported $2.1 million in revenue, which is about $2.1 million more than they should report in revenue.
00:41:07.000 And donors to the camp include Alexandra Hedison, actress and Jodie Foster's wife.
00:41:14.000 Jodie Foster's gay? 0.86
00:41:16.000 Of course she is. 0.98
00:41:17.000 Her name's Jodie Foster and she sounds like this.
00:41:19.000 She does sound like a man. 1.00
00:41:20.000 Hey, do you think I like to suck dick? 1.00
00:41:23.000 No, I don't. 1.00
00:41:24.000 I don't.
00:41:25.000 I like ladies. 1.00
00:41:26.000 Okay, and then Susanna Hoffs, the Bengals singer.
00:41:30.000 Okay, that makes some sense.
00:41:31.000 They have corporate sponsors.
00:41:34.000 This just keeps getting worse.
00:41:35.000 That's nice.
00:41:36.000 Apple, Nike, Raytheon, and North Face.
00:41:40.000 North Face makes sense because I'd like to take them there and leave them.
00:41:46.000 Maybe Raytheon does make sense.
00:41:47.000 Didn't Raytheon also sponsor the Michelle Obama podcast?
00:41:51.000 Maybe so, but I'd like to bomb the camp.
00:41:53.000 Not with people there.
00:41:54.000 But just to give them to the camp completely.
00:41:56.000 Wipe it right off the face of the earth.
00:41:58.000 I'm sorry.
00:41:59.000 Is that such a bad thing to say?
00:42:01.000 That this shouldn't exist?
00:42:03.000 Like this is going after children.
00:42:04.000 Like this is one of the worst things that I've, How can you come up with a camp and pitch this and get funding for it and say, here's what we're going to do.
00:42:13.000 We're going to have a bunch of people who are a freak show in and of themselves.
00:42:17.000 And I'm sorry, that's exactly what they are.
00:42:18.000 They're like, ah, dress norms and all that stuff.
00:42:21.000 That doesn't make you feel free that you can go out and dress like a clown, right? 0.98
00:42:25.000 And your teachers and everybody who's supposed to be in charge is acting goofy and crazy. 0.98
00:42:29.000 That's fine. 0.98
00:42:29.000 I don't care about goofy and crazy. 0.98
00:42:31.000 I care about the whole pedophilia kind of lean and dressing up like crazy hookers. 1.00
00:42:37.000 That's a problem for me. 0.91
00:42:38.000 And then the audience in, what's her name, Kelly Clarkson, was like, oh, that's great.
00:42:42.000 You've got this umbrella and you're doing this and you're pushing back against that Indiana conservatism.
00:42:46.000 That means Christian, by the way.
00:42:48.000 Yeah, and they laugh about it.
00:42:49.000 Like, oh, that's a terrible thing to be.
00:42:50.000 By the way, that fat lady was just... 1.00
00:42:54.000 No, she was dogging her dead husband. 0.99
00:42:59.000 She was like, he was trying to be a better father.
00:43:01.000 She was insinuating he was a bad guy and a bad father.
00:43:03.000 And she was like, he was trying to be better before he died.
00:43:06.000 Maybe for not supporting a really terrible lifestyle for your son.
00:43:10.000 And then so instead of discussing my, with my children, their sexual, um, Instead of having a conversation with them, I sent them to their new dad.
00:43:25.000 The new dad, oh gosh.
00:43:26.000 I sent them to a bunch of counselors.
00:43:27.000 She doesn't have a new dad yet.
00:43:28.000 He wasn't there.
00:43:29.000 You may remember also the North Face stuff.
00:43:32.000 Brought this back up.
00:43:32.000 You may remember from two years ago, they did some ads featuring the drag queen Patty Gonia.
00:43:38.000 Hi, it's me, Patagonia, a real-life homosexual.
00:43:42.000 And today I'm here with the North Face. 0.77
00:43:44.000 We are here to invite you to come out in nature with us.
00:43:49.000 Wow, this is nice.
00:43:51.000 We like to call this little tour the Summer of Pride.
00:43:55.000 I just hope a bear comes from off screen and just feasts on the disease-ridden body of By the way, Patagonia is an honorary Camp Brave Trails board member.
00:44:08.000 Go figure!
00:44:09.000 Go figure.
00:44:10.000 Hold on, bring that back up. 0.93
00:44:13.000 She, they.
00:44:14.000 You can't even pick one.
00:44:16.000 It's they, them.
00:44:18.000 She, her.
00:44:19.000 You chose she, they. 0.99
00:44:21.000 Yeah, what's up with the her? 0.97
00:44:22.000 I see that a lot, actually.
00:44:23.000 I see a lot of she, they.
00:44:25.000 And it's like, what's wrong with her?
00:44:27.000 Why do you hate her so much?
00:44:29.000 So wait, is she that just proclaimed in that video that they're a homosexual, so does that technically make them straight?
00:44:36.000 I don't...
00:44:38.000 Well, if they're trans... 1.00
00:44:42.000 Is she drag queen? 1.00
00:44:43.000 Drag queen's not trans. 0.99
00:44:44.000 Drag queen could be a straight person. 1.00
00:44:45.000 That's a dude.
00:44:45.000 That's a dude.
00:44:46.000 No, I know it's a dude. 0.92
00:44:47.000 It's a dude, and they're gay, and they do drag. 0.98
00:44:49.000 It's not a trans person. 1.00
00:44:51.000 Yeah, but they're gay. 0.99
00:44:52.000 Right, which means they like guys.
00:44:53.000 But they go by she.
00:44:55.000 That's a valid point.
00:44:58.000 Heterosexual. 0.86
00:44:58.000 We need a Nell Gibson conspiracy theory wall to figure this out, and I don't have the ribbon. 0.86
00:45:03.000 Sorry.
00:45:05.000 Or the yarn. 0.95
00:45:06.000 You know they call us dumb for this, right? 0.99
00:45:07.000 They go, oh, they don't get it. 1.00
00:45:08.000 They're dumb. 1.00
00:45:09.000 I'm glad not getting this one. 1.00
00:45:11.000 Yeah, me too.
00:45:12.000 I don't want to get it. 0.98
00:45:13.000 Color me dumb. 0.85
00:45:15.000 I forgot there was a cough button over here.
00:45:17.000 You also, Patagonia has really done a lot of bad things, including making...
00:45:25.000 I love that.
00:45:31.000 Iron Man on this.
00:45:32.000 Oh God. 1.00
00:45:33.000 Burn it. 0.99
00:45:34.000 To prove a point that trans is natural. 1.00
00:45:37.000 I Hold on.
00:45:41.000 Time out.
00:45:41.000 You're wondering what's starting the supervolcano.
00:45:46.000 All of a sudden, I'm kind of for it.
00:45:49.000 So you wanted to prove that trans is natural by going out into nature. 1.00
00:45:55.000 And bringing an object that is not natural into nature to show that trans is natural. 1.00
00:46:00.000 It doesn't make any sense at all.
00:46:02.000 None of your ideology makes any sense at all.
00:46:05.000 But here's some other stuff.
00:46:06.000 So there's some recommended media.
00:46:08.000 Those aren't even primary colors.
00:46:09.000 They're not.
00:46:10.000 Light blue and pink?
00:46:11.000 They're not even primary colors.
00:46:12.000 I didn't know that because I'm partially colorblind. 1.00
00:46:14.000 I just thought it was a really stupid flag. 1.00
00:46:16.000 The great part is that flag is going to erode and decay and fall apart. 1.00
00:46:20.000 And probably kill animals.
00:46:22.000 Yeah, and probably, yeah. 0.94
00:46:24.000 Yes, it will.
00:46:25.000 The mountain is cisgendered men, women, people who don't go crazy.
00:46:31.000 The mountain stays. 0.99
00:46:33.000 You go away.
00:46:34.000 The mountain is reality. 0.53
00:46:35.000 I hope some Native Americans take it down. 1.00
00:46:37.000 And they have to have that fight out.
00:46:39.000 Oh, trans. 1.00
00:46:40.000 So some recommended media on the page buried on their kind of resources tab of the website is a list of LGBTQ-themed shows and books aimed at...
00:46:55.000 Here's some of the titles.
00:46:57.000 All Boys Aren't Blue, which, you know, that's totally normal. 0.97
00:47:01.000 2025's most challenged book, by the way.
00:47:03.000 It includes excerpts like this.
00:47:04.000 There is a fear, as with most things, you are doing for the first time. 0.99
00:47:08.000 But this was my ass. 0.99
00:47:10.000 Listen. 1.00
00:47:12.000 Listen, I am reading a quote.
00:47:15.000 I take my job seriously to portray what is in this book accurately and with feeling.
00:47:21.000 Could you guys stop laughing?
00:47:22.000 You're ruining the clip.
00:47:23.000 Sorry. 0.99
00:47:24.000 But this was my ass. 1.00
00:47:26.000 And I was struggling to imagine someone inside me. 1.00
00:47:30.000 And he was big.
00:47:31.000 That's why Stephen left you.
00:47:39.000 I see.
00:47:42.000 I see how good.
00:47:43.000 He ran ahead.
00:47:43.000 Gerald, look at the map.
00:47:47.000 Committed to the role.
00:47:48.000 No, I saw it.
00:47:50.000 I want you to see the kind of debauchery that these people are pushing on your kids.
00:47:58.000 Listen, we're just going to keep going.
00:48:00.000 Granddad's Pride.
00:48:01.000 Another title.
00:48:06.000 When Millie finds her granddad's old pride flag in the attic, she learns about the adventures her gramps and granddad had at pride parades when they were younger and organizes a new pride celebration in their village.
00:48:21.000 They make it sound like it's kids fighting their grandpa's flag from World War II.
00:48:24.000 Like from Iwo Jima.
00:48:26.000 It's like, whoa, you were on Iwo?
00:48:28.000 No way!
00:48:28.000 It sounds like a country song.
00:48:30.000 I found your pride flag and hung myself with it.
00:48:32.000 That's more likely the ending of that story.
00:48:34.000 What's this, Grandpa?
00:48:36.000 That's something to be proud of. 0.99
00:48:39.000 That's a flag you can hang your dildo on. 0.94
00:48:44.000 Instead of metals, it's used poppers. 0.98
00:48:47.000 Yeah, just random rusty dildos.
00:48:52.000 Bayonet dildos everywhere. 0.79
00:48:54.000 As well as some gay clothing brands, as if we needed those.
00:48:58.000 I thought those were just kind of all over there.
00:49:00.000 But Transfigure Print Company, a trans-owned clothing company, creating gender-affirming streetwear and accessories that celebrate identity and self-expression and also say...
00:49:14.000 A tribe called Queer. 1.00
00:49:17.000 Oh, I'm sure a tribe called Quest loves this.
00:49:20.000 I haven't heard it yet, but I'm sure.
00:49:22.000 A black queer-owned shop offering apparel and accessories with queer pride and black pride quotes.
00:49:29.000 But you're... 0.97
00:49:36.000 Oh, man.
00:49:37.000 This might go over your guys' head.
00:49:38.000 No.
00:49:39.000 Hands up, pants down.
00:49:41.000 But that's already there.
00:49:42.000 They just didn't think that that was easy access.
00:49:45.000 They just thought it was a fashion style to sag.
00:49:48.000 A tribe called Queer. 1.00
00:49:49.000 Can I lick it? 1.00
00:49:50.000 Yes, you can. 0.71
00:49:51.000 Can I lick it?
00:49:53.000 You guys don't know that song?
00:49:55.000 I just want to act like I don't.
00:49:58.000 Yes, you can.
00:49:59.000 Yeah.
00:50:00.000 It's a rap group.
00:50:02.000 Okay.
00:50:03.000 Yeah, sure.
00:50:03.000 A tribe called Queer.
00:50:04.000 Rebirth Garments.
00:50:05.000 Gender non-conforming wearables and accessories centering non-binary trans and disabled queers of all sizes and ages.
00:50:15.000 Okay.
00:50:16.000 Of all sizes.
00:50:16.000 So this is the camp.
00:50:18.000 And I will make this point and we'll wrap these things up really quickly here.
00:50:23.000 We're being too tolerant.
00:50:25.000 Which just we are.
00:50:26.000 Look, guys, 2025, the United States of America, we've got companies like Nike and Raytheon and North Face sponsoring these camps.
00:50:35.000 This is $2.1 million in revenue.
00:50:38.000 And parents are getting duped into sending their kids to these camps, which are basically indoctrination factories.
00:50:45.000 They're paying for it.
00:50:45.000 They're paying for the kids to go to camps for them to explore their sexuality.
00:50:49.000 And that's not something that is appropriate for anyone to do.
00:50:54.000 A 12-year-old?
00:50:55.000 This is camp from 12 to 17. This is not an unsupervised event.
00:50:59.000 You don't send your kids to overnight sex camp.
00:51:01.000 No, you don't do it. 1.00
00:51:02.000 This is stupid and we have to do a better job of calling this what it is. 0.99
00:51:07.000 Listen, I read that quote on purpose knowing somebody's going to take that out of context and make some kind of a recording about me applying to be a camp counselor somewhere. 1.00
00:51:15.000 Who knows what could possibly happen.
00:51:17.000 We already hit a banger during the show. 0.98
00:51:19.000 That's ridiculous, Gerald. 0.93
00:51:20.000 But I read it like that on purpose because that's what it is. 0.98
00:51:24.000 This stuff is killing society, and it is killing these kids that go there.
00:51:29.000 I'm sorry, that is not where life is found.
00:51:31.000 I'm sorry, I don't care what you believe.
00:51:33.000 That is not where life is found.
00:51:36.000 Sending a 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, whatever, sending them to this camp is a dereliction of your duty as a parent.
00:51:44.000 I don't understand why we have given in to letting the world steal our children.
00:51:51.000 Because we want to be accepting.
00:51:53.000 That mom on the show saying, you know, when he died and raised this and that, it's a struggle if you deal with somebody who's having a problem identifying who they are and they're 12, 13, 14 years old as a parent.
00:52:04.000 But the way out is not to just affirm every single thing that happens.
00:52:08.000 And then send them away.
00:52:09.000 And send them to a camp space.
00:52:10.000 So you can be you.
00:52:11.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:52:12.000 So I can go be me for a week and then come back to the real world for the rest of the year where I have to
00:52:32.000 Let me send you somewhere that will tell you the truth about where you can find that meaning, not in some sexual identity or some gender bending experience or some crazy camp filled with degenerates, but actually in the word of God and who he made you to be. 0.97
00:52:50.000 Can we just be honest with people and stop running down this line that promotes books like this that talk about having an ass and struggling to imagine somebody in sighting That's what they recommend. 0.97
00:53:04.000 A 12-year-old reading that. 0.97
00:53:08.000 Got to stop being as tolerant as we are.
00:53:10.000 It doesn't mean...
00:53:12.000 But we have been, I'm a tolerant person.
00:53:15.000 I feel like people get to do, adults, they get to do what they want for the most part.
00:53:19.000 This is beyond that.
00:53:20.000 We need to be way, way more intolerant.