Louder with Crowder - Crowder Inauguration Day Live Stream 2025

00:00:00.000 And we must do it Non-fatal Communication Very much higher America first To lead it by an idiot Insiders fighting for insiders Time to stop.

00:00:12.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.

00:00:18.000 Time to stop.

00:00:20.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.

00:00:22.000 America first.

00:00:23.000 Love the flow.

00:00:25.000 69.

00:00:28.000 Now it's time for new believable people.

00:00:33.000 And we must do it.

00:00:34.000 If we don't control insiders, this will be over and over.

00:00:39.000 To lead by any big fat.

00:00:43.000 We won. - Oh!

00:00:51.000 We won!

00:00:54.000 At this very moment, Donald Trump will be taking the oath of office for the second time.

00:00:59.000 What a good feeling.

00:01:01.000 We like winning, don't we?

00:01:03.000 Hello, Washington, and hello, America.

00:01:09.000 I'm thrilled to be back with so many friends, supporters, and true American patriots.

00:01:22.000 The curtain closes on four long years of American decline, and we begin a brand new day of American strength and prosperity, dignity, and pride.

00:01:36.000 Bringing it all back.

00:01:42.000 My fellow Americans have been the privilege of my life to serve this nation over 50 years.

00:01:51.000 You have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump and you ain't black.

00:01:56.000 We already have a nigger mayor.

00:01:57.000 We don't need any more nigger big shots.

00:01:59.000 Joe, Joe.

00:02:01.000 We're doing this today.

00:02:05.000 Time for you to walk out this way.

00:02:08.000 And don't forget to take your gaze, hey, Biden, get out.

00:02:14.000 You f***ed us endlessly.

00:02:16.000 Come on.

00:02:17.000 Biden, it's not you, it's me.

00:02:19.000 No, that was a lie.

00:02:21.000 It's definitely all your fault.

00:02:25.000 Shut up.

00:02:26.000 You showed us that your brain's no more He is as sharp as ever.

00:02:33.000 Now it's time to go to the nursing home.

00:02:36.000 Baby, bye, bye, bye.

00:02:37.000 Hi, gas pressure.

00:02:39.000 Yeah, we feel screwed.

00:02:40.000 Economy is killing us, you know it's true.

00:02:43.000 You were sniffing babies and that ain't no lie.

00:02:47.000 So it's bye, bye, bye.

00:02:48.000 It's time for someone really tough.

00:02:51.000 We don't want to tell you that we've had enough.

00:02:54.000 47's back from 45.

00:02:58.000 Baby, bye, bye, bye.

00:02:59.000 Donald Trump has been elected.

00:03:01.000 Donald Trump has won the presidency.

00:03:07.000 Oh you know the things!

00:03:11.000 LLJ Cool J They are, "Make America Great Again."

00:03:40.000 "You were sniffing babies and there ain't no lies." I got that.

00:03:50.000 Even with my average, it was out of luck.

00:03:52.000 47's back from 45, baby.

00:03:57.000 Bye, bye, bye.

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00:05:05.000 Yes!

00:05:05.000 We are glad to be here.

00:05:07.000 It's a big day.

00:05:08.000 Oh, I just had a frog in my throat and my headphones were being gay.

00:05:12.000 We can say that now because it's Inauguration Day.

00:05:16.000 And, well, if at some point, right away, before we get, I have a clipboard so you know it's official.

00:05:21.000 If at some point today you're still watching on YouTube for whatever reason and you see this, head on over to Rumble.

00:05:29.000 It's a live show.

00:05:30.000 Weekdays usually 10 a.m.

00:05:31.000 am Eastern because I think comment below I think we're this close acceptable social lexicon And I don't mean homosexual.

00:05:46.000 It's going to come back, isn't it?

00:05:53.000 The left's going to start saying it.

00:05:55.000 They've already started saying retard.

00:05:57.000 So just short YouTube dump on that.

00:05:59.000 Hey, look, it is Inauguration Day.

00:06:01.000 We have a lot to get to.

00:06:02.000 We do have a time to close.

00:06:03.000 Joe Biden, former Vice President Biden, we've been waiting on this for years.

00:06:06.000 It's the, without a doubt, the funniest one we've done, because I forgot, like, he makes Dan Quayle look like a member of Mensa.

00:06:15.000 We have a time to close for a Karen jump here.

00:06:18.000 We have a recap of what's been going on this weekend.

00:06:20.000 We have Boots on the Ground, Mug Club Undercover, down there at the inauguration in Washington, D.C. We also have some predictions as to what the executive orders are that we think we'll be seeing today.

00:06:31.000 First day of Donald Trump as, well, president.

00:06:35.000 I mean, right now.

00:06:36.000 You know, at this point, come on, it's a technicality.

00:06:38.000 So we have that and more to get to.

00:06:40.000 But also, Gerald here today is not here today.

00:06:45.000 We have Gerald C. because Gerald's at a Notre Dame game.

00:06:47.000 I'm not a boob guy.

00:06:49.000 Yeah.

00:06:49.000 Sounds just like him, though.

00:06:50.000 Yeah, he does.

00:06:51.000 He does.

00:06:52.000 Sounds like him, looks like him.

00:06:54.000 What was that film with Johnny Depp where you upload your brain?

00:06:57.000 I don't know that one.

00:06:58.000 You know what I'm talking about?

00:06:59.000 Is that Edward Scissorhands?

00:07:00.000 No, no, no, where you upload your brain and it's like it's still alive.

00:07:04.000 Well, the point is, Gerald does that with a fornication doll.

00:07:07.000 And you're like, oh, wow, that's not so bad.

00:07:09.000 Yeah, no, exactly.

00:07:10.000 It's like he's here.

00:07:12.000 And that means you'll never die, Gerald, because we can always keep you with us.

00:07:16.000 So, since he is...

00:07:18.000 He's full of hot air, I guess.

00:07:20.000 Research is just telling me Trump is entering right now if we want to see that.

00:07:23.000 Okay, all right.

00:07:23.000 Well, then, really quickly, because we're going to bring in Pops Crowder.

00:07:25.000 Josh, I need you to go over there so you can help bring in the news.

00:07:27.000 And let's bring in Pops Crowder.

00:07:29.000 Let's do a Korean fire drill, really quickly.

00:07:30.000 Okay.

00:07:31.000 Okay.

00:07:32.000 They tape him in the chair?

00:07:48.000 Jesus.

00:07:49.000 Yeah, they put them in there for safety.

00:07:51.000 All right.

00:07:52.000 All right.

00:07:53.000 I can't hear the music when I'm doing it because it's not on the speaker.

00:07:56.000 It's in my headphones, but I assume it was the Korean?

00:07:58.000 Yes.

00:07:58.000 Oh, nice, nice.

00:07:59.000 What a perverse culture.

00:08:01.000 So drinking game rules, everybody.

00:08:03.000 It's some day drinking because I know it's a celebratory experience.

00:08:06.000 This is what makes us different from the other broadcasts.

00:08:10.000 You drink today anytime someone mentions January 6th and you hear this.

00:08:14.000 Anytime there's some coverage of protests, and you hear that.

00:08:18.000 Anytime President Trump mentions executive orders, and then you finish your drink, if there is any moment that you experience where they, I mean media, cuts to someone who makes you want to drink for any reason at all.

00:08:31.000 That's pretty simple.

00:08:33.000 We assume nobody is working today.

00:08:36.000 Yes, yes.

00:08:37.000 Well, also because it's MLK Day.

00:08:39.000 Yeah.

00:08:39.000 So in honor, I smoked crack.

00:08:41.000 Oh, I cheated on my wife.

00:08:43.000 Yes.

00:08:46.000 That being said, we all actually were being monitored by the intelligence community, so we did honor his legacy.

00:08:52.000 And Pop Scroider, how are you, sir?

00:08:54.000 Fantastic.

00:08:54.000 I'm more excited than ever.

00:08:55.000 Yeah?

00:08:56.000 Yes.

00:08:57.000 Even at that age.

00:08:58.000 No blue shoes here.

00:08:59.000 No.

00:09:01.000 Hems.

00:09:03.000 Hey, that's supposed to be confidential.

00:09:05.000 Yes.

00:09:06.000 I guess President Trump, I thought he was making his way in here at the half hour.

00:09:09.000 They're letting us know that he's coming in right now.

00:09:12.000 Oh, no, no.

00:09:13.000 It's Kamala Harris.

00:09:13.000 All right.

00:09:14.000 So, Martin Luther King Day.

00:09:15.000 Do we have any MLK? She's so mad.

00:09:16.000 She's so angry.

00:09:18.000 Any MLK music?

00:09:19.000 I have a stinger.

00:09:20.000 Oh, okay.

00:09:21.000 Good.

00:09:26.000 That works, I think.

00:09:27.000 Because MLK ain't easy.

00:09:31.000 So, some fast facts that you maybe didn't know since it's Martin Luther King Jr. Day.

00:09:36.000 Key fact number one.

00:09:37.000 The King family actually paid the hospital bill when Julia Roberts was born.

00:09:41.000 Did you know that?

00:09:42.000 Oh, it's very nice.

00:09:43.000 They paved the way for Brockovich Aaron.

00:09:45.000 Oh, thank goodness for that.

00:09:47.000 Key fact number two, there are over 730 streets named after him in America, and zero are safe.

00:09:54.000 Oh, right.

00:09:55.000 I think that's actually an indicator of it not being safe.

00:09:58.000 And key fact number three, he liked them big bitches.

00:10:02.000 What?

00:10:04.000 Who doesn't?

00:10:08.000 He was the best among us.

00:10:13.000 So, inauguration had been going on here.

00:10:15.000 Let us know what it is that you're looking forward to most.

00:10:17.000 Also, this week, we are going to have, I believe, the first interview exclusive with Enrique Tarrio, the founder of the Proud Boys.

00:10:24.000 January 6th was sentenced to 20-something years in prison.

00:10:26.000 We anticipate he will likely be pardoned today.

00:10:29.000 And I believe we have, is it Popscracker Brianna?

00:10:32.000 She's going to bring it to us.

00:10:33.000 Going to be interviewing him and get the full scoop.

00:10:35.000 Also, a lot of traditions underway.

00:10:37.000 Don't know if you know this.

00:10:39.000 People are there.

00:10:40.000 Everyone wants to be seen.

00:10:41.000 Who are they wearing?

00:10:42.000 Melania Trump today wearing Carmen Sandiego.

00:10:45.000 So she is...

00:10:46.000 Oh, there it is.

00:10:48.000 Carmen Sandiego.

00:10:50.000 That's Carmen St. Petersburg.

00:10:53.000 Also, I don't know if you know this, but they have Zuckerberg, I believe, Bezos, and Pichaya of Google.

00:10:59.000 They're all with Donald Trump at...

00:11:02.000 There's a church.

00:11:03.000 They're down there at a church.

00:11:04.000 St. John's Church.

00:11:05.000 St. John's Church.

00:11:06.000 We actually have a picture of it live right now.

00:11:11.000 Yeah.

00:11:11.000 Oh.

00:11:12.000 They don't show up.

00:11:13.000 Their images don't show up.

00:11:15.000 They can't hear the laughter anymore.

00:11:18.000 Vance, is Vance talking?

00:11:20.000 Sorry, we have this live right now.

00:11:20.000 Bring it up full screen for people who are not, for people out there who don't know what's going on.

00:11:25.000 First, I thought it was Pachaya behind him.

00:11:26.000 Is he going to be speaking?

00:11:33.000 Is he going to be speaking?

00:11:35.000 It looks like he may.

00:11:37.000 There's a microphone in front of him.

00:11:39.000 Oh, Donald Trump Jr. is, like, scary smiling.

00:11:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:11:44.000 He heard you.

00:11:45.000 Yes, he did.

00:11:47.000 His internet was like, tone it down a notch.

00:11:51.000 Tone it down.

00:11:52.000 Tone it down.

00:11:52.000 You're overselling?

00:11:53.000 No.

00:11:54.000 He does have a smile like that if you see him in person.

00:11:56.000 He just, uh...

00:11:57.000 It's worth every penny.

00:11:58.000 That's a smile of vindication.

00:12:00.000 Yep, yep, there's a lot.

00:12:02.000 What is it, really, we're going to be just combing the internet today to see what's going on.

00:12:06.000 And you let us know what it is that you want us to cover most as well, because we have live boots on the ground who can go anywhere they can mobilize.

00:12:12.000 In the social lexicon.

00:12:24.000 I really was upset when we lost that word.

00:12:26.000 I didn't know it went away.

00:12:29.000 Well, it never went away for William.

00:12:31.000 It never went away.

00:12:33.000 Neither did choking.

00:12:34.000 So you might remember, before we get to this, we want to contrast.

00:12:39.000 What a different tone in this country.

00:12:42.000 You know, you think about it, it's easy to become complacent.

00:12:45.000 I think that's kind of the theme today, is don't do that.

00:12:48.000 Because you look at big tech, you see X, right?

00:12:51.000 It used to be Twitter, Jack Dorsey, now you have Musk.

00:12:53.000 You see...

00:12:54.000 Zuckerberg with Meta, who's changing his tune.

00:12:56.000 You see Bezos, who's going to be there, and it would be easy.

00:12:58.000 Well, okay, big tech is...

00:13:00.000 I guess now, what is there to fight against?

00:13:01.000 You still have YouTube, you still have Google, and I don't trust these people any further than I can throw them.

00:13:05.000 And then you look at media, right?

00:13:07.000 That might be adversarial.

00:13:08.000 Well, no one really watches legacy media a whole bunch anymore.

00:13:11.000 And then you look at the landslide election.

00:13:12.000 You look at what...

00:13:13.000 You have the popular vote.

00:13:14.000 You look at the mandate of the masses.

00:13:16.000 There definitely is a huge...

00:13:19.000 Pendulum swing.

00:13:20.000 And not just politically.

00:13:21.000 It's not just one person.

00:13:22.000 It's not that you want a few key swing states.

00:13:23.000 The culture has changed in this country.

00:13:26.000 I think we're going to look back at this, well, these last 12 years and say, gosh, remember?

00:13:31.000 Remember when we were telling people that they were actually, like, they were hateful if they didn't want to sleep with women with wieners?

00:13:39.000 Okay, all right.

00:13:39.000 Sorry, this is a cultural change.

00:13:41.000 Here he is right now, President Donald Trump.

00:13:43.000 He's walking in.

00:13:45.000 We didn't even get to our time to close.

00:13:47.000 Jeez.

00:13:48.000 That's quick.

00:13:49.000 There's Carmen Sandiego!

00:13:51.000 Hiding those eyes.

00:13:56.000 We also, by the way, have 7 plus 1 after this.

00:13:59.000 Joe Biden rejected biopic titles.

00:14:01.000 And we do have Thomas Finnegan on the ground.

00:14:02.000 I didn't realize he was coming out this quickly.

00:14:04.000 We also have 20% off merch site-wide.

00:14:07.000 Use promo code Inauguration.

00:14:09.000 All these shirts that you see are available right now.

00:14:12.000 We've all got Inauguration-themed shirts on here.

00:14:15.000 Yes.

00:14:16.000 This happened really fast.

00:14:17.000 We were pretty sure it was going to happen at noon.

00:14:19.000 I know.

00:14:20.000 And we have a whole montage for this.

00:14:23.000 All right.

00:14:24.000 Let's go.

00:14:25.000 Drinking Game Rules.

00:14:26.000 You can bring them up so you guys know how to follow along.

00:14:28.000 I bet you this won't be that long of a speech.

00:14:30.000 I'm betting 25 minutes or less.

00:14:32.000 Let's start with a sip.

00:14:33.000 I'm back, bitches!

00:14:39.000 I'm back, bitches!

00:14:41.000 Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the swamp.

00:14:44.000 I'm surprise!

00:14:45.000 Totally different tone.

00:14:55.000 What is that arena they're cutting to?

00:14:58.000 Ladies and gentlemen, please be seated.

00:15:04.000 No one tells President Trump to sit.

00:15:06.000 He should stand just on principle.

00:15:10.000 I'll sit what I want.

00:15:12.000 I feel like it.

00:15:12.000 I like it, this looks comfy.

00:15:14.000 Just remember, all of you, watch, you played a huge role in this.

00:15:26.000 Mug Club Undercover doesn't happen without you.

00:15:27.000 The cultural shift doesn't happen without you.

00:15:29.000 I know it's easy to think that, hey, things never change.

00:15:32.000 It's an uphill battle.

00:15:33.000 Go back to when I started, many of you with me in 2009. The chairwoman of the Joint Congressional Committee on inaugural ceremonies, the Honorable Amy Klobuchar.

00:15:43.000 Honorable?

00:15:44.000 We're using that term a little loosely, these folks.

00:15:49.000 Good morning, everyone.

00:15:51.000 Welcome to the 60th presidential inauguration.

00:15:56.000 Today, President-elect Trump and Vice President-elect Vance...

00:16:00.000 Okay, we don't need to listen to Klobuchar, by the way, who said that the 2016 election was stolen.

00:16:05.000 I don't know if you remember that.

00:16:05.000 She headed up one of those commissions.

00:16:07.000 She stole a haircut from a bitch.

00:16:11.000 We just got in from research that Biden had just pardoned a bunch of his family.

00:16:17.000 Oh, really?

00:16:18.000 Apparently.

00:16:19.000 Well, I know he already pardoned Hunter.

00:16:20.000 Now he pardoned the rest of them?

00:16:21.000 I guess.

00:16:22.000 James B. Biden, Sarah Jones Biden, Valerie Biden Owens, John T. Owens, and Francis W. Biden.

00:16:27.000 I'm not going to lie to you guys.

00:16:29.000 I know you expect me to know a lot more than the average...

00:16:31.000 I don't know who Francis T... Francis T. Biden?

00:16:35.000 What was the last one?

00:16:36.000 Francis Owen?

00:16:36.000 W. Francis W. See, that's how little I know about him.

00:16:39.000 That sounds like a cartoon.

00:16:41.000 But I'm pretty sure he's guilty.

00:16:42.000 Is Ashley in the mix there?

00:16:43.000 I didn't see.

00:16:43.000 Yeah, well, she was pardoned for being...

00:16:45.000 So her diary is still fair game.

00:16:46.000 She was pardoned for being too sexy until she got over the hill when she turned eight.

00:16:50.000 Yeah.

00:16:51.000 Not your words, Bidens.

00:16:53.000 Yeah.

00:16:53.000 But hey, I want to get a look at all those laptops, though.

00:16:56.000 See what's going on.

00:16:57.000 He showered with his daughter.

00:16:58.000 You guys remember that?

00:16:59.000 I read about it.

00:17:02.000 Joe Biden!

00:17:03.000 Former Vice President Joe Biden showered with his daughter.

00:17:04.000 She wrote about it in her diary.

00:17:05.000 It wasn't like it was a frame job because she wasn't setting him up when she was between pages of Teen Beat.

00:17:13.000 Like, let me just plant this in my diary that my father showered with me beyond the age of being appropriate.

00:17:17.000 No, no!

00:17:18.000 That's how you know it actually happened.

00:17:22.000 I'm a twisted version of the notebook.

00:17:25.000 Like the notebook meets Benjamin Button.

00:17:28.000 Except it's attraction.

00:17:30.000 In reverse.

00:17:31.000 For those of you who don't remember this, just to sort of see the different tone, we have boots on the ground.

00:17:35.000 We'll get to some undercover footage that's exclusive here.

00:17:37.000 Let's go back.

00:17:38.000 Let me transport you back in time to what inauguration looked like, you know, in the year of the pussy hat, the protest, 2017. Not everyone gathered here in Washington today came to celebrate President Trump's inauguration.

00:17:51.000 Our goal is to disrupt it.

00:17:52.000 Just like our name says, and we've definitely been disrupting it all day.

00:17:55.000 Burning cars and smashed windows.

00:17:58.000 A small group of protesters dressed in black, their faces covered, armed with hammers and bricks.

00:18:05.000 So ain't nobody gonna perform for Donald Trump, huh?

00:18:08.000 Which one of you jiggaboo-ass s***s gonna be the first one to do it?

00:18:13.000 I'm waiting.

00:18:13.000 I'm going to roast the f**k out one of you.

00:18:15.000 Bring it on!

00:18:16.000 For all of that resistance, for all of that opposition, Donald J. Trump is now president of the United States.

00:18:26.000 *Sings* It's still funny.

00:18:33.000 It's like Luke when he finds out Darth Vader's his dad.

00:18:37.000 Only he finds out he has no dad.

00:18:42.000 You are a test tube baby.

00:18:45.000 What?

00:18:47.000 I love you, Dad.

00:18:50.000 And the tone couldn't be more different here today.

00:18:52.000 This is actually footage from our folks on the ground.

00:18:55.000 This is kind of, these are the remnants, the retreads, this go-around.

00:18:59.000 These are the protesters left standing today.

00:19:04.000 They're not bringing their best.

00:19:10.000 Involve Amish quilts.

00:19:14.000 I'm sure Gaz is happy about your DJ. Oh my God.

00:19:19.000 Are those the faceless guys from 300?

00:19:22.000 Those are the Jabbawockeez.

00:19:25.000 The fucking circus.

00:19:32.000 You know what?

00:19:37.000 That's actually not true.

00:19:39.000 I don't know if you know this.

00:19:40.000 One issue that maybe affects people who are delusional or perhaps suffer from mental illness.

00:19:45.000 It's okay.

00:19:45.000 We can see that on Facebook now.

00:19:46.000 I don't know about YouTube.

00:19:47.000 It doesn't actually affect everyone who doesn't share those traits.

00:19:52.000 And don't you love how the only remaining protesters, like, they are out there.

00:19:55.000 Let me be really clear.

00:19:55.000 Out there in freakish outfits with their degenerate fellow protesters.

00:20:01.000 Speaking completely unaccosted about the gross violations of their civil rights.

00:20:05.000 The reason they're going to go is because no one cares.

00:20:07.000 It's like, yeah, you just can't be around our kids.

00:20:09.000 You just can't do drag shows around our kids.

00:20:11.000 You can't put kids in puberty blockers.

00:20:12.000 Go and do whatever you want.

00:20:14.000 Fine.

00:20:15.000 Yes, but we have a 40% attempted suicide rate and it doesn't get better after the surgery.

00:20:20.000 I'm sorry.

00:20:21.000 Doesn't affect me.

00:20:24.000 That's where we are now.

00:20:25.000 People don't care.

00:20:26.000 No one's buying it.

00:20:27.000 The marginalized just voted in a new president.

00:20:29.000 Yes, exactly.

00:20:30.000 None of us even asked what that lady was dressed as.

00:20:33.000 That's how much we don't care.

00:20:34.000 We're like, what are you, a claw machine?

00:20:35.000 Doesn't matter.

00:20:37.000 Was that a British phone booth?

00:20:38.000 What are you, a claw machine and this is pervert smurf?

00:20:41.000 I don't know what's going on here.

00:20:42.000 No one cares.

00:20:44.000 Were you about to say some of their noodles?

00:20:45.000 I was just going to say, yeah, unless they say that 2020 was a violent anomaly on the right, you know, they're bringing, we brought mini gallows, they brought a guillotine.

00:20:54.000 They brought an actual guillotine?

00:20:55.000 An actual guillotine.

00:20:55.000 A functioning guillotine.

00:20:57.000 I hope they make a mistake and it accidentally goes off and chops something off.

00:21:00.000 Yes.

00:21:01.000 I was going to say, what are the betting odds that someone uses that for a makeshift sex change operation?

00:21:06.000 And then The Daily Show tweeted out this, Jim.

00:21:09.000 Fun fact.

00:21:10.000 Technically, there's still time to do an insurrection.

00:21:12.000 Yeah, you know, here's the thing.

00:21:13.000 I actually think that's funny.

00:21:14.000 It is!

00:21:15.000 But considering that Fight Like Hell was seen as actual domestic terrorism, yeah, I say lock him up.

00:21:23.000 I say lock him up, or at least give him stocks, you know, vegetables, a couple of heavy metal objects, maybe something with some...

00:21:30.000 Mercury filling.

00:21:31.000 Yeah, stocks are good.

00:21:32.000 Yeah.

00:21:32.000 Give us some tomatoes.

00:21:33.000 Yeah.

00:21:34.000 Throw them at you.

00:21:34.000 Public shaming.

00:21:35.000 Wow.

00:21:35.000 That's an actual size guillotine.

00:21:37.000 Can someone bring up the old Mike Pence?

00:21:38.000 Remember when people were saying hang Mike Pence?

00:21:40.000 They were trying to say...

00:21:41.000 There was human hair on that guillotine blade.

00:21:42.000 Yeah.

00:21:43.000 Yeah, well, that's again...

00:21:44.000 Functional.

00:21:45.000 Pubic hair, but still.

00:21:46.000 By the way, this is just more work from Big Schick.

00:21:48.000 It's Big Gillette.

00:21:50.000 Are they still in business?

00:21:52.000 Some people say you need five blades.

00:21:54.000 Not here at Schick.

00:21:56.000 I'm a one-blade man.

00:21:57.000 You're gonna like the way you mutilate.

00:21:59.000 Now...

00:21:59.000 Also, but here's the thing.

00:22:04.000 There's some people clinging, still clinging onto the...

00:22:06.000 But everyone else, like it's hard to protest more freedom of speech It's hard to protest lower taxes.

00:22:20.000 It's hard to protest more Second Amendment rights, right?

00:22:23.000 It's pretty hard to paint them as a tyrant, but you still have some people out there who really want that victim status, because that's currency these days.

00:22:30.000 Of course, I'm speaking of AOC and the squad.

00:22:32.000 Here is her video.

00:22:35.000 Because she was being asked by everybody, according to her, if she was going to be attending Inauguration.

00:22:39.000 Yeah, many people asked her.

00:22:41.000 Allegedly everybody, according to her social.

00:22:43.000 Just like she was there for the pipe bomb.

00:22:45.000 Here is her answer as to whether she'll be attending Inauguration.

00:22:49.000 All these journalists are like, Congresswoman, are you going to the Inauguration?

00:22:52.000 Congresswoman, are you going to the Inauguration?

00:22:54.000 Are you going to the Inauguration?

00:22:56.000 Let me make myself clear.

00:22:58.000 Please do.

00:22:59.000 I don't celebrate rapists.

00:23:03.000 So no.

00:23:04.000 I'm not going to the inauguration market.

00:23:06.000 How much do you want to bet five minutes after that she asked her guy to choke her a little bit?

00:23:09.000 That wasn't clear at all.

00:23:12.000 Wait, what are you talking about?

00:23:14.000 Are we talking about Carla Homolka?

00:23:16.000 B2K? Oh, you're trying to say Donald Trump's a rapist.

00:23:20.000 How much do you want to bet she has R. Kelly on a playlist?

00:23:22.000 Yes.

00:23:22.000 I think she was referring to these people.

00:23:25.000 Yes.

00:23:26.000 By the way, can you go back?

00:23:27.000 Those are the...

00:23:29.000 What are those little people who were in Smash Brothers?

00:23:32.000 Little ice people?

00:23:33.000 Smash Brothers?

00:23:33.000 That's what the person looks like.

00:23:34.000 Those little igloo people from Penguins.

00:23:36.000 I don't know.

00:23:36.000 Looks like an avatar.

00:23:37.000 Noodles knows who I'm talking about.

00:23:38.000 I do, but I can't think of it.

00:23:40.000 Little ice people.

00:23:40.000 I don't know.

00:23:40.000 Sorry.

00:23:41.000 Point is...

00:23:42.000 Sunglasses up on the hat.

00:23:44.000 Somewhere a father is weeping.

00:23:47.000 Or dead.

00:23:48.000 If he's still.

00:23:49.000 Also, perspective versus reality you asked for.

00:23:51.000 There's...

00:23:52.000 Yeah, right.

00:23:53.000 There was the original, right there, going, they were going to hang Mike Pence!

00:23:56.000 And today they show up with an actual guillotine.

00:23:58.000 So, thus far, we've already seen just as bad as January 6th, as far as, you know, the items, the accoutrements that they've brought.

00:24:06.000 I think an actual guillotine, you know, that's accurate to scale replica is worse than a noose.

00:24:10.000 And, hey, there's still time for an insurrection.

00:24:12.000 It's more of a direct call from The Daily Show interns than...

00:24:16.000 Hey, you gotta fight like hell and make your voices heard peacefully, patriotically.

00:24:19.000 Comment below.

00:24:20.000 And by the way, hey, everyone out there who's right-wing, just comment below.

00:24:22.000 Hey, let's keep everything peaceful, right?

00:24:24.000 That's cute.

00:24:25.000 There's still time for an interaction coming from the show that can't even find a host.

00:24:29.000 Yeah.

00:24:30.000 Well, he comes in twice a week, right?

00:24:32.000 They got, like, it's a different host every day, and then he comes in on Mondays.

00:24:34.000 Jon Stewart comes on Mondays.

00:24:35.000 I almost think, because it looks like they're going to have other speakers.

00:24:39.000 And I guess, are they issuing a prayer right now, Archbishop?

00:24:41.000 Okay, I don't know.

00:24:42.000 Let's hear what the prayer is.

00:24:44.000 And then we have a...

00:24:44.000 ...for all with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right.

00:24:50.000 Remembering General George Patton's instructions to his soldiers as they began the Battle of the Bulge eight decades ago.

00:24:57.000 Pray.

00:24:58.000 Pray when fighting.

00:24:59.000 Pray alone.

00:25:00.000 Pray with others.

00:25:01.000 Pray by night.

00:25:02.000 Pray by day.

00:25:04.000 Observing the birthday of the Reverend Martin Luther King who warned, without God our efforts turned to ashes.

00:25:14.000 We, blessed citizens of this one nation under God, humbled by our claim that in God we trust, gather indeed this inauguration day to pray for our President Donald J. Trump, his family,

00:25:30.000 His advisors, his cabinet, his aspirations, his vice president, for the Lord's blessings upon Joseph Biden, for our men and women in uniform, for each other, whose hopes are stoked this new year, this inauguration day.

00:25:48.000 We cannot err in relying upon that prayer from the Bible, upon which our president will soon place his hand in oath.

00:25:57.000 As we make our own the supplications of King Solomon for wisdom, as he began his governance, God of our fathers, in your wisdom you set man to govern your creatures, to govern in holiness and justice, to render justice with integrity.

00:26:14.000 Give our leader wisdom, for he is your servant, aware of his own weakness and brevity of life.

00:26:22.000 If wisdom which comes not from you be not with him, he shall.

00:26:26.000 Be held in no esteem.

00:26:28.000 Send wisdom from heavens that she may be with him, that he may know your designs.

00:26:36.000 Please, God bless America.

00:26:40.000 Please, mend her every flaw.

00:26:42.000 You are the God in whom we trust who lives and reigns forever and ever.

00:26:47.000 Amen.

00:26:48.000 Amen.

00:26:49.000 Before, I believe we have five minutes until Donald Trump.

00:26:52.000 So look, just to let you know, Joe Biden has...

00:26:54.000 Made a few last-ditch efforts.

00:26:56.000 I don't know if you know this.

00:26:57.000 He just pardoned some people.

00:26:59.000 So Fauci, Mark Milley, the January 6th committee members and staffers, just so you know.

00:27:06.000 So we expect Donald Trump to pardon the January 6ers who are guilty of no more than trespassing, if even that.

00:27:12.000 But Biden did a lot on his way out.

00:27:14.000 He's been trying to damage everything to try and give Donald Trump quite a bit to repair.

00:27:17.000 So before Donald Trump enters in as President of the United States, I think we should one last time, right now, For everyone who's had to watch these last four years, enjoy this.

00:27:28.000 Former Vice President Joe Biden.

00:27:30.000 Time to close.

00:27:32.000 We already have a nigger mayor.

00:27:34.000 We don't need any more nigger big shots.

00:27:36.000 They're going to put you all back in chains.

00:27:37.000 Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.

00:27:41.000 Corn Pop was a bad dude.

00:27:43.000 And he ran a bunch of bad boys.

00:27:45.000 Let me start off with two words.

00:27:48.000 Made in America.

00:27:49.000 He gave me a list here.

00:27:51.000 Four more years.

00:27:54.000 More, more years!

00:27:56.000 Time to close.

00:28:00.000 Endings and beginnings are ending and beginning now.

00:28:08.000 I said, Jill, if there's ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony here or walk out, put that double-barrel shotgun and fire two blasts outside the house.

00:28:19.000 If you want to fight against a country, you need an F-15.

00:28:22.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.

00:28:27.000 COVID has taken this year, just since the outbreak, it's taken more than 100 years.

00:28:35.000 Time to close.

00:28:38.000 Endings and beginnings are ending and beginning now.

00:28:45.000 I acquired a nickname I'm very proud of.

00:28:50.000 I am Joe Bidenopolis.

00:28:52.000 You might say raised in synagogues in my state.

00:28:55.000 I'm lucky.

00:28:56.000 I guess it's because I'm Irish.

00:28:58.000 I was sort of raised in the Puerto Rican community at home.

00:29:02.000 Before I went to the black church.

00:29:05.000 Not a joke, Andy knows this.

00:29:07.000 Unlike the African-American community, with notable exceptions, the Latino community is an incredibly diverse community.

00:29:13.000 Time to close.

00:29:17.000 Endings and beginnings are ending and beginning now.

00:29:23.000 And they're going through a very, very painful experience.

00:29:26.000 The mistake to use the word, I didn't say crosshairs, I've been bullseye.

00:29:29.000 No, I wish you were in high school, I could take it behind the gym.

00:29:32.000 That's what I wish.

00:29:33.000 The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters.

00:29:37.000 If you want to check my shape line, let's do push-ups together, man.

00:29:40.000 Let's run.

00:29:41.000 Let's do whatever you want to do.

00:29:42.000 Look, look, here's the deal.

00:29:44.000 Hey, Nazi fags.

00:29:46.000 Why attack standards?

00:29:47.000 Why, why, why, why, why?

00:29:49.000 You're getting nervous, man.

00:29:50.000 You ever been to a caucus?

00:29:52.000 No, you haven't.

00:29:53.000 You're a lying dog-faced pony soldier.

00:29:55.000 You said you were, but now you've got to be honest.

00:29:58.000 I'm going to be honest with you.

00:29:59.000 That's a great asset.

00:30:00.000 More inflation.

00:30:02.000 What a stupid son of a bitch.

00:30:04.000 Time to close.

00:30:08.000 Endings and beginnings are ending and beginning now.

00:30:15.000 How would you say your mental focus is?

00:30:18.000 Oh, it's focused.

00:30:19.000 All men and women created by, you know the thing.

00:30:23.000 Well, President Harris led this effort.

00:30:25.000 And now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine.

00:30:29.000 Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin.

00:30:31.000 America is a nation that can be defined in a single word.

00:30:35.000 I was gonna put him in a foot to foot.

00:30:37.000 Beer brewed here.

00:30:38.000 It is used to make the brew beer.

00:30:40.000 It is defined.

00:30:43.000 Everything we have to do with, look.

00:30:46.000 I really don't know what he said at the end of this.

00:30:50.000 Joe, you did such a great job here.

00:30:52.000 You answered every question.

00:30:58.000 It's time for things to close.

00:31:01.000 I know that it's time for things to close All right, they're swearing in Vice President J.D. Vance right now.

00:31:16.000 I do have commentary on that afterwards.

00:31:18.000 Hey, look, it's the non-gang rapist, Kavanaugh.

00:31:20.000 Without any mental reservations.

00:31:22.000 Without any mental reservation.

00:31:24.000 Or purpose of evasion.

00:31:26.000 Or purpose of evasion.

00:31:28.000 And that I will well and faithfully discharge.

00:31:31.000 Kid's gonna be kids!

00:31:34.000 I love it.

00:31:34.000 The duties of the office.

00:31:35.000 The duties of the office.

00:31:37.000 On which I'm about to enter.

00:31:38.000 On which I'm about to enter.

00:31:40.000 So help me God.

00:31:41.000 So help me God.

00:31:42.000 Congratulations, Mr. Vice President.

00:31:44.000 Hey, Bezos is back there.

00:31:46.000 You see that?

00:31:47.000 Don't sniff those kids, Joey.

00:32:06.000 I know you want to get your hands on.

00:32:07.000 Yeah, come on, Joe.

00:32:08.000 Just try and leave with your dignity.

00:32:10.000 Come on, kids.

00:32:11.000 Come on, Daddy.

00:32:12.000 Don't talk to Joe.

00:32:13.000 Chief Justice Roberts to administer the presidential oath of office.

00:32:16.000 Here we go.

00:32:17.000 You know what?

00:32:18.000 I'd say take a drink when this oath happens just because...

00:32:21.000 Why not?

00:32:22.000 I am.

00:32:23.000 Oh, I just hit my microphone.

00:32:25.000 Gosh, can you guys believe it?

00:32:32.000 It really is the...

00:32:34.000 The single most storied comeback in political history in this country.

00:32:37.000 Please raise your right hand and repeat after me.

00:32:39.000 I, Donald John Trump, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States and will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend.

00:33:02.000 Preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.

00:33:06.000 The Constitution of the United States.

00:33:08.000 How does that feel?

00:33:08.000 Come on.

00:33:09.000 Look at her.

00:33:10.000 Congratulations, Mr. President.

00:33:11.000 Hey, there you go!

00:33:14.000 Hallelujah.

00:33:15.000 I wanted to get a nod.

00:33:17.000 Eventually, it's over.

00:33:19.000 Hey, Ivanka's dressed like Cammy from Street Fighter.

00:33:22.000 Nice.

00:33:26.000 I like that Trump is either wearing a purple tie or a red and blue checkered tie.

00:33:33.000 Please tell me that those cannons are aimed at a couple of pussy hats on the horizon.

00:33:38.000 Those actually have t-shirts in them that say Trump won.

00:33:40.000 Just Mike Pence in a dunk tank.

00:33:58.000 That's a good-looking tribe, though.

00:34:00.000 You know what it is?

00:34:01.000 It's a normal-looking tribe.

00:34:03.000 That's the difference.

00:34:05.000 Except for Doug Burgum.

00:34:06.000 Yeah.

00:34:07.000 He's just lurking back there.

00:34:10.000 One, two, three!

00:34:12.000 Trumps!

00:34:12.000 Ha, ha, ha, ha!

00:34:13.000 Delights are too bright.

00:34:17.000 Who's the tall kid?

00:34:19.000 Yeah, you can't get up there to sniff, buddy.

00:34:24.000 Those shoulders are off limits for you.

00:34:49.000 So those outgoing have to hand the reins over to the man who they said was a threat to democracy.

00:34:55.000 Existential threat.

00:34:56.000 Just think about that.

00:35:00.000 Come on, give him some space, people!

00:35:03.000 Look at this!

00:35:04.000 He's going to shoulder from there!

00:35:06.000 Get out of the way, moron!

00:35:10.000 The guy leaned in a little bit.

00:35:12.000 He leaned in to stick him.

00:35:16.000 Hilarious.

00:35:18.000 Come on, the guy had it coming.

00:35:20.000 You gotta know they're coming in.

00:35:21.000 He likes it.

00:35:25.000 Trump likes it.

00:35:26.000 What was that guy thinking?

00:35:27.000 It's like the guy who hears a barbershop quartet and tries to get his hair cut.

00:35:30.000 It's like, no, this is...

00:35:31.000 Clearly here for performance.

00:35:34.000 Move!

00:35:36.000 It's like the drink cart on every airplane when you have the aisle seat.

00:35:41.000 Only it's the presidential inauguration.

00:35:44.000 Oh, now the cameraman, too.

00:35:46.000 He just got smoked.

00:35:47.000 He got smoked.

00:35:49.000 They took my spot.

00:35:53.000 This is much different.

00:35:54.000 This is first in the rotunda since Reagan?

00:35:57.000 Is it?

00:35:59.000 Since Reagan, yeah.

00:36:02.000 Yeah, I'm not sure if it is.

00:36:03.000 It's very tight in there.

00:36:05.000 It is.

00:36:10.000 Remember, because back in the day, if they had to change something due to weather, they would just say it's cold.

00:36:14.000 Whereas nowadays it always has to be something about, you know, your hairspray can and a hole in the ozone layer and turtles choking on straws.

00:36:21.000 Now it's just like, yeah, it's cold, we're going to do it inside.

00:36:25.000 Oh, there's the queen.

00:36:29.000 No, her teeth are too nice.

00:36:32.000 Her skin is too fair.

00:36:33.000 Surprised her face isn't on a Canadian coin.

00:36:39.000 That girl looks like a mako shark.

00:36:40.000 There's a marine biologist out there who's like, finally something that I can relate to!

00:36:49.000 *singing* Hell yeah, the one guy with rhythm is singing along.

00:36:58.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:36:59.000 Very nice.

00:37:00.000 Keep going back to him.

00:37:02.000 Yeah, he's enjoying it.

00:37:05.000 This guy's like, I don't like that colored fella.

00:37:07.000 How great would it be if it was just the statue of David with a pecker right there?

00:37:17.000 I don't know.

00:37:18.000 Goodbye.

00:37:20.000 Goodbye.

00:37:22.000 Amen.

00:37:23.000 Amen.

00:37:25.000 Thank you.

00:37:27.000 I always wonder how much that matters.

00:37:36.000 Like, if he had an itch on his nose, would it screw them all up?

00:37:39.000 Like, would they all of a sudden go into a minor key, like Black Sabbath?

00:37:44.000 The maestro?

00:37:45.000 Yeah.

00:37:46.000 They all bite their tongues.

00:37:48.000 Aaron looks so much like him.

00:37:53.000 As he died to make men holy, let us die to make men free while God is marching let us die to make men free while God is marching Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah.

00:38:22.000 The left just always ignores all of these traditions when they talk about the separation of church and state, which isn't in the Constitution, I know.

00:38:29.000 Because they don't really know the First Amendment.

00:38:30.000 They ignore it in all other facets.

00:38:32.000 But, of course, this is a country deeply steeped in Christian theism.

00:38:36.000 There's no way around it.

00:38:41.000 Well, that's a deeply spiritual stanza to that song.

00:38:44.000 Yeah.

00:38:44.000 They don't even know what they're hearing.

00:38:46.000 Is it me or do the Isles semi-shape a swastika a little bit there from the aerial view?

00:38:52.000 I think you're seeing what you want to see, Steven.

00:38:53.000 Well, it's like a Rorschach.

00:38:55.000 It's the aerial view.

00:38:58.000 Yeah, don't take that shot again.

00:39:05.000 Beautiful.

00:39:06.000 Beautiful.

00:39:06.000 And a beautiful building.

00:39:07.000 Remember when we used to make beautiful buildings?

00:39:09.000 Mm-hmm.

00:39:11.000 Now they all look like Qdobas.

00:39:13.000 Yeah.

00:39:16.000 Now it's all modern deco and tiny houses.

00:39:20.000 I have a toilet that uses ash.

00:39:23.000 It's compost.

00:39:24.000 Yeah, it smells like crap.

00:39:25.000 Don't get me started on open floor plans.

00:39:27.000 Oh, you charge me more for no walls?

00:39:29.000 Thanks.

00:39:31.000 Those are all the priceless works of art that were left untouched during the insurrection.

00:39:36.000 Yes, exactly.

00:39:37.000 No tags, no slashing.

00:39:42.000 But there's footprints.

00:39:46.000 It is my honor and pleasure to introduce to you the 45th and the 47th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.

00:40:00.000 that's right applause remember this folks Remember when everyone said he absolutely has no chance.

00:40:11.000 It was completely written off.

00:40:13.000 Remember this.

00:40:15.000 When people tell you that any type of struggle is futile, this was not supposed to happen.

00:40:21.000 Every single trick in the book was used.

00:40:25.000 This wasn't supposed to happen in 2015. It was not.

00:40:29.000 It's been a long time.

00:40:30.000 I think they've got Biden on an apple box there.

00:40:32.000 He's not that tall.

00:40:33.000 All right, bring up the drinking game rules just so people can see it.

00:40:38.000 Vice President Vance, Speaker Johnson, Senator Thune.

00:40:44.000 Chief Justice Roberts, Justices of the United States Supreme Court, President Clinton, President Bush, President Obama, President Biden, Vice President Harris, and my fellow citizens.

00:41:06.000 The golden age of America begins right now.

00:41:10.000 Stick it.

00:41:12.000 Stick it.

00:41:13.000 Right from beginning.

00:41:14.000 Oh, you're not going to clap for that?

00:41:17.000 The vice president, mulatto age.

00:41:19.000 From this day forward, our country will flourish and be respected again all over the world.

00:41:26.000 We will be the envy of every nation, and we will not allow ourselves to be taken advantage of any longer.

00:41:34.000 During every single day of the Trump administration, I will very simply put America first.

00:41:43.000 There you go.

00:41:44.000 Thank you.

00:41:45.000 Our sovereignty will be reclaimed.

00:41:54.000 Our safety will be restored.

00:41:57.000 The scales of justice will be rebalanced.

00:42:01.000 Nice.

00:42:01.000 The vicious, violent, and unfair weaponization of the Justice Department and our government will end.

00:42:08.000 Boy, he came in hot.

00:42:09.000 Wow.

00:42:10.000 He sure did.

00:42:11.000 Hey Obama, thanks for setting the precedent.

00:42:13.000 And they've got to sit there and listen to it.

00:42:16.000 And our top priority will be to create a nation that is proud, prosperous, and free.

00:42:22.000 America will soon be greater, stronger, and far more exceptional than ever before.

00:42:41.000 I return to the presidency confident and optimistic that we are at the start of a thrilling new era of national success.

00:42:50.000 A tide of change is sweeping the country, sunlight is pouring over the entire world, and America has the chance to seize this opportunity like never before.

00:43:01.000 But first, we must be honest about the challenges we face.

00:43:05.000 While they are plentiful, they will be annihilated by this great momentum that the world is now witnessing in the United States of America.

00:43:15.000 As we gather today, our government confronts a crisis of trust.

00:43:19.000 For many years, a radical and corrupt establishment has extracted power and wealth from our citizens while the pillars of our society lay broken and seemingly in complete disrepair.

00:43:32.000 We now have a government that cannot manage even a simple crisis at home, while at the same time stumbling into a continuing catalog of catastrophic events.

00:43:42.000 This is amazing.

00:43:43.000 It fails to protect our magnificent law-biting American citizens, but provides sanctuary and protection for dangerous criminals, men from prisons and mental institutions that have illegally entered our country from all over the world.

00:43:59.000 We have a government that has given unlimited funding to the defense of foreign borders, but refuses to defend American borders or, more importantly, its own people.

00:44:12.000 Our country can no longer deliver basic services in times of emergency, as recently shown by the wonderful people of North Carolina, been treated so badly. .

00:44:29.000 And other states who are still suffering from a hurricane that took place many months ago.

00:44:34.000 Or more recently, Los Angeles, where we're watching fires still tragically burn.

00:44:40.000 From weeks ago, without even a token of defense, they're raging through the houses and communities, even affecting some of the wealthiest and most powerful individuals in our country, some of whom are sitting here right now.

00:44:55.000 They don't have a home any longer.

00:44:58.000 That's interesting.

00:45:00.000 But we can't let this happen.

00:45:02.000 Everyone is unable to do anything about it that's going to change.

00:45:08.000 We have a public health system that does not deliver in times of disaster, yet more money is spent on it than any country anywhere in the world.

00:45:17.000 And we have an education system that teaches our children to be ashamed of themselves in many cases.

00:45:23.000 To hate our country despite the love that we try so desperately to provide to them.

00:45:29.000 All of this will change starting today, and it will change very quickly.

00:45:36.000 It's a campaign speech.

00:45:38.000 Watch.

00:45:39.000 CNN, their commentary is going to be Van Jones.

00:45:42.000 This could have been a time for unity, and instead he's more of a thing.

00:45:46.000 My recent election is a mandate to completely and totally reverse a horrible betrayal.

00:45:53.000 And all of these many betrayals that have taken place, and to give the people back their faith, their wealth, their democracy, and indeed their freedom.

00:46:05.000 Where's Beyonce now?

00:46:06.000 From this moment on, America's pipeline is over.

00:46:11.000 Our liberties and our nation's glorious destiny will no longer be denied.

00:46:27.000 And we will immediately restore the integrity, competency, and loyalty of America's government.

00:46:34.000 Over the past eight years, I've been tested and challenged more than any president in our 250-year history.

00:46:41.000 And I've learned a lot along the way.

00:46:44.000 The journey to reclaim our republic.

00:46:48.000 Has not been an easy one, that I can tell you.

00:46:52.000 Those who wish to stop our cause have tried to take my freedom and indeed to take my life.

00:47:01.000 Just a few months ago in a beautiful Pennsylvania field, an assassin's bullet ripped through my ear.

00:47:08.000 But I felt then and believe even more so now that my life was saved for a reason.

00:47:15.000 That's right.

00:47:16.000 I was saved by God to make America great again.

00:47:20.000 Oh my goodness.

00:47:22.000 That might be one of the most offensive lines, according to the left, ever delivered.

00:47:30.000 I was saved by God to make America great again.

00:47:37.000 Even the lesbians support him.

00:47:40.000 Whereas the left is too busy saying, why do you think God cares about your country more?

00:47:43.000 I do!

00:47:45.000 Deal with it.

00:47:47.000 I think we put him as a centerpiece in this country, and so that's why we're the only country that's done what we've done.

00:47:51.000 That is why each day under our administration of American patriots, we will be working to meet every crisis with dignity and power and strength.

00:48:02.000 We will move with purpose and speed to bring back hope.

00:48:06.000 Prosperity, safety, and peace for citizens of every race, religion, color, and creed.

00:48:14.000 For American citizens, January 20th, 2025 is Liberation Day.

00:48:22.000 He did to Bill Pullman!

00:48:24.000 He did!

00:48:26.000 He did!

00:48:29.000 I thought we did that sketch.

00:48:30.000 I know.

00:48:31.000 It is my hope that our recent presidential election will be remembered as the greatest and most consequential election in the history of our country.

00:48:40.000 As our victory showed, the entire nation is rapidly unifying behind our agenda with dramatic increases in support from virtually every element of our society, young and old, men and women, African Americans, Hispanic Americans, Asian Americans.

00:48:58.000 Urban, suburban, rural.

00:49:00.000 And very importantly, we had a powerful win in all seven swing states.

00:49:05.000 And the popular vote we won by millions of people.

00:49:14.000 To the black and Hispanic communities, I want to thank you for the tremendous outpouring of love and trust that you have shown me with your vote.

00:49:25.000 We set records, and I will not forget it.

00:49:29.000 I've heard your voices in the campaign, and I look forward to working with you in the years to come.

00:49:36.000 Today is Martin Luther King Day, and his honor, this will be a great honor, but in his honor, we will strive together to make his dream a reality.

00:49:47.000 We will make his dream come true.

00:49:54.000 Commonly going to sit for this one, too?

00:49:58.000 As a black woman, I think you'd stand.

00:49:59.000 Well, you're not Rosa Parks.

00:50:01.000 Get off your ass.

00:50:02.000 You know who the Democrats are.

00:50:05.000 Oh, you're not going to stand for unity, huh?

00:50:08.000 Dot that down.

00:50:09.000 National unity is now returning to America, and confidence and pride is soaring like never before.

00:50:19.000 In everything we do, my administration will be inspired by a strong pursuit of excellence and unrelenting success.

00:50:27.000 We will not forget our country.

00:50:29.000 We will not forget our Constitution.

00:50:32.000 And we will not forget our God.

00:50:37.000 Can't do that.

00:50:38.000 Can't do that.

00:50:40.000 I'm going to go off book here.

00:50:42.000 Can't do that.

00:50:42.000 Can't do that!

00:50:43.000 He meant to tag it, but I appreciate it.

00:50:45.000 Or like I call him, good guy God.

00:50:49.000 Not Hamas, God!

00:50:51.000 Good guy, God.

00:50:53.000 Look at Biden.

00:51:09.000 There you go.

00:51:14.000 Executive order.

00:51:15.000 Ding.

00:51:17.000 I am now out.

00:51:18.000 Is that the Borders are looking up?

00:51:23.000 I think it's embarrassing to sit.

00:51:33.000 Yeah.

00:51:34.000 You gotta stand.

00:51:37.000 All illegal entry will immediately be halted and we will begin the process of returning millions and millions of criminal aliens back to the places from which they came.

00:51:50.000 We will reinstate my remain in Mexico policy.

00:51:56.000 Executive Order!

00:52:01.000 I will end the practice of catch and release.

00:52:08.000 And I will send troops to the southern border to repel the disastrous invasion of our country.

00:52:17.000 Hear, hear.

00:52:18.000 There we go.

00:52:20.000 Pops, we're forgetting the drinking game rules.

00:52:21.000 Under the orders I signed today, we will also be designating the cartels as foreign terrorist organizations.

00:52:33.000 Kamala won't stand.

00:52:40.000 I hope we just turned you.

00:52:41.000 You're not going to stand?

00:52:42.000 Act like I'm a man with a raging erection.

00:52:46.000 And by invoking the Alien Enemies Act of 1798, I will direct our government to use the full and immense power of federal and state law enforcement to eliminate the presence of all foreign gangs and criminal networks, bringing devastating crime to U.S. soil.

00:53:08.000 Including our cities and inner cities.

00:53:11.000 That's right.

00:53:13.000 Gotta love it.

00:53:17.000 As Commander-in-Chief, I have no higher responsibility than to defend our country from threats and invasions, and that is exactly what I am going to do.

00:53:28.000 We will do it at a level that nobody's ever seen before.

00:53:31.000 And quickly.

00:53:32.000 Next, I will direct all members of my Cabinet to marshal the vast powers at their disposal to defeat what was record inflation and rapidly bring down costs and prices.

00:53:46.000 That means energy.

00:53:48.000 We'll get into that.

00:53:51.000 The inflation crisis was caused by massive overspending and escalating energy prices, and that is why today I will also declare a national energy emergency.

00:54:03.000 We will drill, baby, drill.

00:54:06.000 I think that's a trick, right?

00:54:08.000 I would have thought Kamala would stand up for that.

00:54:11.000 Look, if you're not going to stand, make like the whore you are and split.

00:54:15.000 Amazing what you can do when you're not encumbered by all the leftist environmentalists.

00:54:27.000 America will be a manufacturing nation once again, and we have something that no other manufacturing nation will ever have.

00:54:33.000 The largest amount of oil and gas of any country on earth, and we are going to use it.

00:54:40.000 We'll use it.

00:54:42.000 I'm off book again.

00:54:43.000 People just forget that.

00:54:45.000 It's an improv.

00:54:46.000 We just think, oh, we need Saudi Arabia.

00:54:48.000 No, no, no.

00:54:48.000 Go back to your caves.

00:54:49.000 Again, right to the top.

00:54:51.000 We're good.

00:54:51.000 And export American energy all over the world.

00:54:56.000 What is Biden doing?

00:54:58.000 Oh, no.

00:55:00.000 We will be a rich nation again, and it is that liquid gold under our feet that will help to do it.

00:55:08.000 With my actions today, we will end the Green New Deal and we will revoke the electric vehicle mandate.

00:55:15.000 See Joe, drink.

00:55:17.000 and keeping my sacred pledge to our great American auto workers.

00:55:22.000 Oof.

00:55:28.000 How can you watch this and be upset?

00:55:30.000 Keep this and remember it and then show it next election to the UAW. Remember those guys too?

00:55:34.000 They stayed seated when he talked about you.

00:55:36.000 Buy the car of your choice.

00:55:39.000 We will build automobiles in America again at a rate that nobody could have dreamt possible just a few years ago.

00:55:46.000 And thank you to the autoworkers of our nation for your inspiring vote of confidence.

00:55:52.000 We did tremendously with that vote.

00:55:55.000 The direct slap in the face.

00:55:57.000 I will immediately begin the overhaul of our trade system to protect American workers and families.

00:56:05.000 Instead of taxing our citizens to enrich other countries, we will tariff and tax foreign countries to enrich our citizens.

00:56:16.000 Absolutely.

00:56:18.000 There you go.

00:56:20.000 Drink.

00:56:20.000 That's another executive order.

00:56:22.000 Beautiful.

00:56:23.000 We are establishing the external revenue service to collect all tariffs, duties, and revenues.

00:56:33.000 It will be massive amounts of money pouring into our treasury, coming from foreign sources.

00:56:40.000 The American dream will soon be back and thriving like never before to restore competence and effectiveness to our federal government.

00:56:49.000 My administration...

00:56:51.000 will establish the brand new Department of Government Efficiency.

00:56:55.000 After years and years of illegal and unconstitutional federal efforts to restrict free expression, I will also sign an executive order to immediately stop all government censorship and And bring back free speech to America.

00:57:24.000 Hear, hear.

00:57:25.000 There you go.

00:57:26.000 Thank you.

00:57:27.000 Thank Rumble.

00:57:28.000 That's our business.

00:57:29.000 By the way, Rumble Premium, you guys can join.

00:57:31.000 Click that button.

00:57:32.000 This election wouldn't have happened without Rumble.

00:57:34.000 You guys know that.

00:57:36.000 Back in the day, YouTube had a monopoly.

00:57:38.000 It wasn't even close.

00:57:40.000 All of this is changing.

00:57:41.000 Never again will the immense power of the state be weaponized to persecute political opponents.

00:57:48.000 Something I know something about.

00:57:50.000 Oh, that sounds like a fascist.

00:57:51.000 Never will it be used to persecute political opponents.

00:57:54.000 They're sitting.

00:57:57.000 Beautiful.

00:58:00.000 Well said.

00:58:02.000 Here's the thing.

00:58:03.000 For anyone to be mad about what he...

00:58:05.000 You would have to believe that everything is a lie.

00:58:07.000 He has made this blanket for everybody and included proactively political opponents.

00:58:12.000 He's saying, go nuts.

00:58:15.000 It's America.

00:58:16.000 You didn't hear that.

00:58:18.000 From the left.

00:58:21.000 to socially engineer race and gender into every aspect of public and private life.

00:58:27.000 Oh, that's good.

00:58:28.000 You know how this bitch got here.

00:58:32.000 We will forge a society that is colorblind and merit-based.

00:58:41.000 Remember?

00:58:45.000 Six years ago, they said, that's actually white supremacy.

00:58:47.000 But it's not fair.

00:58:49.000 It will henceforth be the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders, male and female.

00:58:57.000 Oh my goodness.

00:58:58.000 He stuck that one.

00:58:59.000 Wow.

00:58:59.000 Hey, I don't know if you remember this.

00:59:01.000 I was banned from campus.

00:59:03.000 2017, there are only two genders.

00:59:05.000 Changed my mind.

00:59:07.000 There's a change.

00:59:08.000 It's now national policy.

00:59:09.000 I like that one.

00:59:14.000 He likes the ladies.

00:59:15.000 Kids from Kindergarten Cup.

00:59:17.000 Penis.

00:59:18.000 Magina.

00:59:19.000 ...expelled from our military for objecting to the COVID vaccine mandate with full back pay.

00:59:26.000 That's right.

00:59:26.000 Good.

00:59:27.000 Full back pay.

00:59:28.000 There you go.

00:59:29.000 That affects thousands of lives right there.

00:59:32.000 Do you understand that?

00:59:33.000 We know a lot of those people.

00:59:34.000 Wait till you see the settlements for these J6 guys.

00:59:37.000 And I will sign in order to stop our warriors from being subjected to radical political theories and social experiments while on duty.

00:59:46.000 It's going to end immediately.

00:59:48.000 Thanks.

00:59:49.000 They need to learn react to contact.

00:59:51.000 Also, we're going to bring back push-ups.

00:59:54.000 Sorry, ladies.

00:59:55.000 on their sole mission, defeating America's enemies.

01:00:23.000 I think this is the most consequential presidential speech of my lifetime.

01:00:28.000 Mine too.

01:00:32.000 We will measure our success not only by the battles we win, but also by the wars that we end, and perhaps most importantly, the wars we never get into.

01:00:43.000 And we won't measure it by metric.

01:00:47.000 This speech will be remembered very well through history.

01:00:51.000 It's like the silliness ends today.

01:00:53.000 The adults are now on judge.

01:00:54.000 Everyone's smiling when they rise.

01:01:03.000 My proudest legacy will be that of a peacemaker and unifier.

01:01:08.000 That's what I want to be, a peacemaker and a unifier.

01:01:12.000 I'm pleased to say that as of yesterday, one day before I assumed office, the hostages in the Middle East are coming back home to their families.

01:01:23.000 Oh, he nodded.

01:01:24.000 Biden and Kamala are nodding like, yeah, that was me!

01:01:27.000 I would stand up if I could.

01:01:29.000 They're going to clap for something.

01:01:30.000 Thank you.

01:01:31.000 There you go.

01:01:32.000 I need to be doing squats.

01:01:36.000 They finally stand for something.

01:01:38.000 Wow.

01:01:40.000 Because they think they did it.

01:01:42.000 Yeah, they want to take that.

01:01:44.000 America will reclaim its rightful place as the greatest, most powerful, most respected nation on earth.

01:01:52.000 Inspiring the awe and admiration of the entire world.

01:01:56.000 A short time from now, we are going to be changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, and we will restore the name of a great president, William McKinley, to Mount McKinley, where it should be and where it belongs.

01:02:16.000 GMC is going to rename their truck.

01:02:19.000 By the way, go look up the pistol.

01:02:21.000 Go look up the pistol that killed McKinley.

01:02:23.000 It's really bizarre.

01:02:24.000 Such a great president.

01:02:25.000 He was taken out by a fruity gun.

01:02:29.000 Oh, boy.

01:02:40.000 foolishly been given to the country of Panama after the United States, the United States, I mean, think of this, spent more money than ever spent on a project before and lost 38,000 lives in the building of the Panama Canal.

01:02:58.000 We have been treated very badly from this foolish gift that should have never been made.

01:03:03.000 And Panama's promise to us has been broken.

01:03:07.000 The purpose of our deal and the spirit of our treaty has been totally violated.

01:03:13.000 American ships are being severely overcharged.

01:03:18.000 And not treated fairly in any way, shape, or form.

01:03:22.000 And that includes the United States Navy.

01:03:25.000 And above all, China is operating the Panama Canal.

01:03:29.000 And we didn't give it to China.

01:03:31.000 We gave it to Panama.

01:03:32.000 And we're taking it back.

01:03:35.000 Whoa.

01:03:37.000 Whoa.

01:03:39.000 Xi Jinping just shot him.

01:03:44.000 I believe I shat myself.

01:03:47.000 Great, now Trump's banned on TikTok.

01:03:51.000 Biden's smiling.

01:03:52.000 He won't be able to do that.

01:03:54.000 The message to Americans today is that it is time for us to once again act with courage, vigor, and the vitality of history's greatest civilization.

01:04:03.000 So as we liberate our nation, we will lead it to new heights of victory and success.

01:04:10.000 We will not be deterred.

01:04:12.000 Together we will end the chronic disease epidemic and keep our children safe, healthy and disease-free.

01:04:19.000 The United States will once again consider itself a growing nation, one that increases our wealth, expands our territory, builds our cities, raises our expectations and carries our flag into new and beautiful horizons.

01:04:35.000 And we will pursue our manifest destiny into the stars, launching American astronauts.

01:04:42.000 To plant the stars and stripes on the planet Mars.

01:04:48.000 Sorry!

01:04:51.000 Fourth rock from the sun.

01:04:52.000 I just love the way he speaks, man.

01:04:56.000 That was nice to include Manifest Destiny in the planets.

01:04:59.000 Oh, yeah.

01:05:00.000 That's how America's built, baby.

01:05:01.000 And it looks a little bit like that actor from There Will Be Blood.

01:05:07.000 The sun is the high blood of a great nation.

01:05:09.000 I'm talking about that actor.

01:05:10.000 The reverend in There Will Be Blood.

01:05:12.000 Daniel Day-Lewis, no.

01:05:14.000 The spirit of the frontier is written into our hearts.

01:05:28.000 Paul Dano.

01:05:29.000 The call of the next great adventure resounds from within our souls.

01:05:35.000 Our American ancestors turned a small group of colonies on the edge of a vast continent into a mighty republic of the most extraordinary citizens on earth.

01:05:46.000 No one comes close.

01:05:48.000 Americans push thousands of miles through a rugged land of untamed wilderness.

01:05:55.000 Mm-hmm.

01:06:01.000 Won the Wild West, ended slavery, rescued millions from tyranny, lifted billions from poverty, harnessed electricity, split the atom, launched mankind into the heavens, and put the universe of human knowledge into the palm of the human hand.

01:06:20.000 If we work together, there is nothing we cannot do and no dream we cannot achieve.

01:06:26.000 Many people thought...

01:06:28.000 It was impossible for me to stage such a historic political comeback.

01:06:33.000 But as you see today, here I am.

01:06:36.000 The American people have spoken.

01:06:39.000 Where is Donald?

01:06:41.000 Where is Donald?

01:06:42.000 Here I am.

01:06:43.000 Here I am.

01:06:44.000 How are you today, sir president?

01:06:47.000 It's Taylor Lautner.

01:06:56.000 Thank you.

01:06:57.000 I stand before you now as proof that you should never believe that something is impossible to do.

01:07:03.000 In America, the impossible is what we do best.

01:07:07.000 From New York to Los Angeles, from Philadelphia to Phoenix, from Chicago to Miami, from Houston to right here in Washington, D.C., our country from Houston to right here in Washington, D.C., our country was forged and built by the generations of patriots who gave everything they had for our rights and for our freedom.

01:07:34.000 They were farmers and soldiers, cowboys and factory workers, steel workers and coal miners, police officers and pioneers who pushed onward, marched forward, and let no obstacle defeat their spirit or their pride.

01:07:50.000 Thank you.

01:07:51.000 they laid down the railroads.

01:07:54.000 Raised up the skyscrapers, built great highways, won two world wars, defeated fascism and communism, and triumphed over every single challenge that they faced.

01:08:08.000 After all we have been through together, we stand on the verge of the four greatest years in American history.

01:08:15.000 With your help, we will restore America's promise.

01:08:20.000 And we will rebuild the nation that we love, and we love it so much.

01:08:24.000 We are one people, one family, and one glorious nation under God.

01:08:29.000 So to every parent who dreams for their child, and every child who dreams for their future, I am with you, I will fight for you, and I will win for you.

01:08:40.000 you.

01:08:41.000 We are going to win like never before.

01:08:43.000 Thank you.

01:08:48.000 Here's a wheelchair guy.

01:09:00.000 Thank you.

01:09:01.000 Thank you.

01:09:03.000 In recent years, our nation has suffered greatly, but we are going to bring it back and make it great again, greater than ever before.

01:09:13.000 We will be a nation like no other, full of compassion, courage, and exceptionalism.

01:09:19.000 Our power will stop all wars and bring a new spirit of unity to a world that has been angry, violent, and totally unpredictable.

01:09:28.000 America will be respected again and admired again, including by people of religion, faith, and goodwill.

01:09:36.000 We will be prosperous.

01:09:38.000 We will be proud.

01:09:40.000 We will be strong and we will win like never before.

01:09:44.000 We will not be conquered.

01:09:46.000 We will not be intimidated.

01:09:48.000 We will not be broken.

01:09:51.000 And we will not fail.

01:09:53.000 From this day on, the United States of America will be a free, sovereign, and independent nation.

01:09:59.000 We will stand bravely.

01:10:00.000 We will live proudly.

01:10:03.000 We will dream boldly.

01:10:05.000 And nothing will stand in our way because we are Americans.

01:10:09.000 The future is ours.

01:10:11.000 And our golden age has just begun.

01:10:14.000 Thank you.

01:10:15.000 God bless America.

01:10:17.000 Thank you all.

01:10:18.000 Thank you.

01:10:18.000 God bless you, sir.

01:10:19.000 All right.

01:10:20.000 Thank you very much.

01:10:21.000 Thank you very much.

01:10:24.000 Boy.

01:10:25.000 Can someone get me a side-by-side of Barron Trump and Paul Dano?

01:10:41.000 Oh, is he still going?

01:10:43.000 I thought that was the end.

01:10:44.000 Just saying thank you.

01:10:45.000 I think.

01:10:48.000 He literally doesn't even care.

01:10:52.000 He doesn't even care that the other side is there.

01:10:54.000 Performing America the Beautiful, please welcome the Armed Forces Chorus and Carrie Underwood.

01:11:00.000 Have you ever heard her sing this?

01:11:02.000 This is incredible.

01:11:04.000 That guy looks like old fat Elon Musk.

01:11:07.000 Time travel.

01:11:08.000 At the end, the music stops and she belts.

01:11:10.000 It's amazing.

01:11:14.000 Stand right in front of Kamala.

01:11:18.000 One of these things is not like the other.

01:11:21.000 Oh my god, it's perfect.

01:11:23.000 It's like the before and after.

01:11:29.000 laughter Biden's asleep standing up.

01:11:35.000 He's reading the lyrics.

01:11:36.000 He thinks it's a menu.

01:11:38.000 Yes, I have a lobster.

01:11:42.000 Uh-oh.

01:11:44.000 Uh-oh.

01:11:44.000 False start.

01:11:45.000 You're fired.

01:11:46.000 Have her come in again.

01:11:47.000 Not the best start to America's golden age.

01:11:51.000 Looking at her ass.

01:11:52.000 Look at him.

01:11:53.000 Biden?

01:11:54.000 Yeah, he did for it.

01:11:55.000 Look, he's back.

01:11:56.000 She must work out.

01:12:00.000 I'm going to do some thrusts.

01:12:05.000 He's like she's got the ass of a 12 year old boy He looks like Jeff Dunham She might have to go acapella, which, if she does, good thing you got Carrie Underwood.

01:12:23.000 Hmm.

01:12:24.000 Somebody is shooting their pants.

01:12:25.000 Yes, right now.

01:12:27.000 Some audio guy is like, I'm getting deported!

01:12:33.000 Tell me you did a sound check.

01:12:34.000 Tell me you did a sound check.

01:12:36.000 They had it.

01:12:36.000 They just had the research.

01:12:37.000 Someone's getting a helicopter ride over the Gulf.

01:12:40.000 Of America.

01:12:43.000 Right in front of Rumble.

01:12:47.000 In the entire helicopter ride, he's just playing America the Beautiful on repeat.

01:12:51.000 Remember this?

01:12:53.000 Remember this?

01:12:54.000 The CD's skipping.

01:12:57.000 She said, just cut it.

01:12:59.000 You know the words help me out here.

01:13:00.000 I told you.

01:13:01.000 Oh, yes.

01:13:02.000 Oh, beautiful for spacious skies.

01:13:08.000 For amber waves of grain.

01:13:14.000 For purple mountain majesties above the fruited plain.

01:13:29.000 America, America, God shed his grace on thee.

01:13:42.000 And crown thy good with brotherhood from sea.

01:13:51.000 There you go.

01:14:01.000 That's actually better that way.

01:14:03.000 Screw it.

01:14:04.000 This is America.

01:14:05.000 We'll make it happen and we'll do it better than other people anyway.

01:14:09.000 They downloaded the track from Kazaa.

01:14:13.000 That's a poll.

01:14:14.000 Now watch, I bet you the conspiracies are already abound.

01:14:22.000 The deep state pulled the track.

01:14:26.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Senator Fisher will now introduce the benediction clergy.

01:14:30.000 Oh, don't make her follow Carrie!

01:14:33.000 I now call on Rabbi Ari Berman, Pastor Lorenzo Sewell, and Reverend Frank Mund to provide prayers of benediction.

01:14:42.000 So look, this is kind of something that I noticed here with this speech that's really different.

01:14:46.000 If you have to boil it down to a point, Really about the previous administration, it's diversity versus competence.

01:14:54.000 It's about quotas versus excellence.

01:14:57.000 You've heard me say this before, you can either have equal opportunity or you can ensure equity.

01:15:02.000 But you can't have both.

01:15:03.000 You cannot have equal opportunity while ensuring equal outcomes.

01:15:08.000 The two preclude each other.

01:15:10.000 You cannot ensure diversity.

01:15:12.000 There's nothing wrong with diversity if it occurs naturally.

01:15:15.000 If it's the natural order of people getting together.

01:15:18.000 In the pursuit of excellence.

01:15:20.000 But you cannot artificially ensure equity and also pursue excellence.

01:15:27.000 It really comes down to, and you'll hear this from people like Mark Cuban and Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, we are going to make sure that we are diverse and we are going to make sure that every single voice and every single person color is represented because that makes us stronger.

01:15:43.000 Their view is ensure quotas are met.

01:15:46.000 Because they'll try and convince you, sell you, that it makes you stronger.

01:15:49.000 Let me ask you.

01:15:50.000 Do you believe that is the case?

01:15:52.000 Or do you believe, as you just heard today, we're going to try and be as strong as possible.

01:15:57.000 We are going to pursue excellence with as much vigor, as much zeal, as much effort as humanly possible, and let the cards fall where they may.

01:16:09.000 And that tends to create some diversity.

01:16:12.000 Not insured percentages.

01:16:14.000 But that's the big difference.

01:16:15.000 And just like he said, ah, there are only two genders.

01:16:18.000 Sounds like a small thing.

01:16:22.000 You and millions of Americans were removed from the digital town square for saying that for years.

01:16:29.000 For saying what every single civilization and humanity has known up until 2015. You were removed.

01:16:38.000 You were censored.

01:16:39.000 All in the name of diversity.

01:16:41.000 All in the name of equity.

01:16:44.000 We used to, or I should say the last few years, and certainly under Obama, remember you were kind of shamed for American success.

01:16:51.000 It's kind of, ah, we don't really deserve it.

01:16:52.000 We have to spread it around.

01:16:54.000 This is a new era.

01:16:56.000 It's a different time.

01:16:58.000 You know what?

01:16:59.000 Maybe we are different from other nations.

01:17:02.000 Maybe the nations who benefit from electricity, light bulbs, the automobile.

01:17:09.000 You know what?

01:17:10.000 Maybe other nations benefit when we pursue excellence.

01:17:15.000 Kind of like putting on your own oxygen mask first, right?

01:17:19.000 That's what this speech was about.

01:17:21.000 You saw an entirely different outlook.

01:17:24.000 And it really does come down to your worldview.

01:17:27.000 Do you run a company?

01:17:28.000 Have you gone to school?

01:17:31.000 If you're trying to pass a test, did you focus on doing as well on that test as possible?

01:17:36.000 Or did you focus on ensuring that everyone's different preparation methodology was executed so that no one's feelings were hurt?

01:17:43.000 When you're in a company, do you say, I want to make this company as effective, as successful as possible?

01:17:48.000 Or, well, I have to make sure that we hit all the demographics, like the Girl Scouts.

01:17:54.000 What do you think will lead to greater success?

01:17:57.000 And do you believe that America should strive to be as successful as humanly possible?

01:18:02.000 And here's the thing.

01:18:03.000 You know that we're different.

01:18:05.000 The left knows that we're different.

01:18:06.000 Do you know how you know?

01:18:07.000 How often have you heard atheists or have you heard the left say, oh, really?

01:18:11.000 Well, you have a very privileged view.

01:18:13.000 You didn't do anything to be born here in America.

01:18:15.000 There are people starving in Africa.

01:18:17.000 All of that is true.

01:18:19.000 You just said that we're different.

01:18:22.000 You just said that we're better.

01:18:24.000 You think the world is better off by us cutting ourselves off at the knees?

01:18:29.000 Let me ask you this.

01:18:31.000 I can list you.

01:18:34.000 I mean, a laundry list of ways the world is better off and has been better off by the United States being really the world's only significant superpower for over a century now.

01:18:46.000 And none of you would necessarily disagree with it.

01:18:48.000 You'd also have some caveats.

01:18:49.000 You'd also have some negatives, and that would be true, too.

01:18:51.000 We haven't been flawless.

01:18:52.000 Can you tell me any way in which the world would be better off if that superpower wasn't the United States?

01:19:02.000 And if so, Who replaces it?

01:19:04.000 We all know it's going to be somebody.

01:19:07.000 There's going to be a king of the hill.

01:19:10.000 China?

01:19:11.000 Russia?

01:19:13.000 I mean, the UK? The EU? Any nation in Africa?

01:19:18.000 Any nation in Asia?

01:19:20.000 There's going to be someone.

01:19:22.000 There's going to be someone steering the ship.

01:19:25.000 Obviously it's been the nation that pays over 4% of their GDP into NATO, the only one.

01:19:31.000 The only nation that has the world's greatest peacekeeping force that has ever existed in the United States military.

01:19:36.000 Obviously, it's been us.

01:19:37.000 But we have been on a path that basically is based, it's predicated on the policy.

01:19:43.000 The Democrat Party in this country, the radical left, really the movement internationally, but certainly the United States, that has said it shouldn't be us.

01:19:53.000 We shouldn't be in charge.

01:19:55.000 We shouldn't view ourselves as better.

01:19:57.000 We should focus on spreading it.

01:19:59.000 Because they believe the world is better off.

01:20:02.000 That era is over, and it's an era of, you know what?

01:20:05.000 Let's be as great, as wealthy, as successful as possible, because everyone benefits if head honcho is the United States.

01:20:16.000 That's the difference.

01:20:18.000 And you can hear it said now because the left was ashamed of it.

01:20:22.000 It's the difference in shame of your country.

01:20:25.000 You see it not only with DEI. You see it with what was taught in school.

01:20:28.000 You see it with checking your privilege.

01:20:31.000 You see it with the censoring of freedom of speech.

01:20:34.000 You see it with the erosion of our institutions.

01:20:37.000 The institutions, we're talking about intelligence agencies, our institutions going after Americans.

01:20:42.000 Invariably, they were going after patriotic Americans who believe that this country is the greatest country ever.

01:20:47.000 Think about that.

01:20:48.000 Get rid of left and right.

01:20:50.000 When they were going after parents at PTA meetings who didn't believe that there should be...

01:20:55.000 Boys and girls' bathrooms.

01:20:57.000 When Barack Obama was using the IRS to audit Tea Partiers.

01:21:01.000 When they labeled anyone January 6th an insurrectionist, a terrorist.

01:21:05.000 Every single time in the last, let's call it certainly four years, but I would also extend it to the Obama administration.

01:21:11.000 Even if you don't agree politically, you would have to acknowledge that our institutions were purging, persecuting, and attacking people who do believe that the United States is the greatest country that's ever existed.

01:21:24.000 Can we agree on that?

01:21:26.000 It'd be hard-pressed to find someone who would say that statement is not correct factually.

01:21:32.000 So at a certain point, you have to ask yourself, why?

01:21:37.000 Why does the persecution only go one way, and why has it always been from the left?

01:21:42.000 And why does your country's institutions that you are demanded to trust persecute the people who believe in preserving the vision and values of America to begin with?

01:21:53.000 We're back to those.

01:21:55.000 No, no.

01:21:56.000 What we're saying is we're not going to persecute.

01:21:57.000 We're not going to use the IRS, the DOJ, the Department of Education to persecute people who believe that this was the greatest country on earth and want it to be again.

01:22:06.000 Those are not going to be the enemies of the state.

01:22:09.000 The enemies of the state should be the people who actually want to change the state and subvert the state.

01:22:16.000 You know, like do away with the Constitution.

01:22:18.000 First Amendment, Second Amendment.

01:22:20.000 Like do away.

01:22:21.000 With the ideas of Western civilization, like the nuclear family.

01:22:24.000 I'm sorry, a byproduct of white patriarchy.

01:22:27.000 The idea of male and female.

01:22:30.000 It sounds like a small thing.

01:22:32.000 I'm really hoping that 20 years from now, people look at this speech and some kids don't even have context for it and go, why would the president have to say there are only two genders?

01:22:43.000 That it'll be a given.

01:22:45.000 And the reason for that is because billions of you, and not just this program, But you're a huge sample size, literally billions of you, tuned in to, there are only two genders, changed my mind, when no one was allowed to say it.

01:23:00.000 Build a wall.

01:23:02.000 Remember in 2016 when that was considered racist?

01:23:05.000 No one believes it anymore.

01:23:07.000 Including people who will be on the other side of that wall.

01:23:12.000 What you just heard was a fundamental shift in tone, and it's really simple.

01:23:17.000 It's America is great.

01:23:20.000 And we should be greater and we are going to put a focus on excellence versus shame in our nation.

01:23:27.000 That's the change.

01:23:28.000 And you can put everything under those umbrellas.

01:23:31.000 Shame that we believe moms and dads are a thing.

01:23:34.000 Male and female is a thing.

01:23:36.000 Shame that we believe success is a good thing.

01:23:38.000 Shame that we've been at the forefront of all ingenuity.

01:23:41.000 Shame that we are the ones this country tasked with the responsibility of protecting the free world so that other nations can Have free healthcare and internet and experiment with green technology.

01:23:52.000 Shame!

01:23:53.000 Shame in using our own energy.

01:23:57.000 Shame in having standards that have made our military the greatest that the world has ever known.

01:24:04.000 Shame that we have people and parents who speak out freely.

01:24:08.000 We label it hate speech.

01:24:10.000 Shame in the very idea and fiber of being American.

01:24:15.000 That's what we lived through.

01:24:16.000 And he just said, alright.

01:24:17.000 We're going to erase that.

01:24:19.000 We're going to etch a sketch this shit and go back to what we have always been.

01:24:26.000 When people say, oh, the right has moved and the parties have changed, I don't necessarily know that I agree.

01:24:33.000 But I will say one thing.

01:24:35.000 The Democrat Party wasn't always a party that was completely ashamed and wanted to erode the very fiber of America.

01:24:44.000 That's what it's become.

01:24:45.000 And that's what this mandate is.

01:24:47.000 It's a rejection of that.

01:24:50.000 And you can see it, not only with the Musks of the world, not only that Rumble now had bigger election streams than YouTube and Google, and let alone CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox News.

01:25:02.000 You can see it with Zuckerberg at Facebook saying what he's saying.

01:25:06.000 And you can see it across this country with the demographic shifts.

01:25:11.000 Mexican Americans.

01:25:12.000 And yes, I mean Mexican Americans, not Hispanic Americans.

01:25:15.000 Mexican Americans as a demographic one.

01:25:17.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:25:18.000 You should probably have a wall.

01:25:20.000 Yeah.

01:25:21.000 You know what?

01:25:22.000 You really have the right as a country to determine who enters just like the country I left.

01:25:29.000 It's a complete rejection of this culture of shame in the United States of America.

01:25:35.000 Shame of masculinity.

01:25:37.000 Shame of freedom.

01:25:39.000 Shame.

01:25:40.000 Of Judeo-Christian values?

01:25:42.000 Hey, you may not agree with it, but at least now people can discuss it.

01:25:47.000 Look, I remember.

01:25:50.000 If nothing else, if I provide no other value to you, it's that you can go and see me as a 20-year-old, 18-year-old, probably even younger here on YouTube, with a blue bed sheet and an old Hi8 camera, digital 8 maybe, before we moved to mini-DV. I was here when it was nothing.

01:26:08.000 On YouTube when it was nothing but atheists?

01:26:10.000 And there were no conservatives.

01:26:12.000 There were no Christians.

01:26:14.000 You were mocked.

01:26:15.000 It was the era of Dawkins and Flying Spaghetti Monster, right?

01:26:19.000 I was here for the very first online network.

01:26:21.000 PJTV was one.

01:26:22.000 You can see my videos.

01:26:23.000 We're a part of that.

01:26:23.000 I was here when Fox News launched what they called Studio B. I was at Fox News for four and a half years.

01:26:29.000 That was their online platform that was seen as an afterthought.

01:26:32.000 I was here when I was on Fox News, and my own interviews that I would upload to this very channel, if you're still watching on YouTube, you should be watching on Rumble, were removed by Fox News' legal department because they didn't think there was a future in it, and it was a fad.

01:26:46.000 Take your pick.

01:26:47.000 Blaze, Daily Wire, and before Twitter was even a thing, I was here back on MySpace, and I can tell you there was a shift where people felt afraid to speak out just with the point.

01:27:02.000 Afraid to speak the point of view that every single American held, really up until about 2008. Or at least were allowed to espouse.

01:27:14.000 So if there's a reversal, look, you're always going to have left and right.

01:27:16.000 You're always going to have freaks.

01:27:17.000 You're always going to have people who hate this country.

01:27:19.000 You can go back to people burning the flag.

01:27:21.000 You can go back to communists.

01:27:22.000 Hey, guess what?

01:27:23.000 McCarthy was right about a lot of it.

01:27:25.000 But at least back then, the people who were fighting against it...

01:27:29.000 Didn't feel shame in expressing their point of view, and didn't have to fear the loss of their career, of their livelihood, and their very fundamental right to speak out.

01:27:40.000 Because we didn't have the same centralized powers that exist today in big tech and media that silenced everyone.

01:27:47.000 We're going to look back on this.

01:27:48.000 If, if we stay vigilant, we keep our feet on the gas, if we don't become complacent, and history can look back on the period, I would say, Between about 2014, 2015 to 2024, that will be the period of time in the United States where free speech didn't exist, but it was a blip.

01:28:12.000 And then Americans got it right.

01:28:15.000 That's what this can be.

01:28:16.000 It's hard because you were in it.

01:28:18.000 But remember when you were in COVID, it felt like it was never going to end?

01:28:21.000 The new normal?

01:28:22.000 Remember that way back there?

01:28:25.000 Remember that?

01:28:25.000 You have people who were...

01:28:27.000 You have people who don't remember it because they were born just a couple years before COVID. It's a blip.

01:28:30.000 We're like, oh yeah, that was a thing.

01:28:31.000 We're back to normal.

01:28:34.000 I really pray that history will look back on that period of time between, I would say, 2014 to about 2024 as the lost decade.

01:28:42.000 The erosion of fundamental American rights before we course corrected.

01:28:47.000 And we went back to doing what it is that we've always done.

01:28:52.000 Imperfectly, but at least.

01:28:54.000 Striving to create and be proud of the greatest country that's ever existed.

01:28:58.000 That's a shift.

01:28:59.000 And that's what you heard today.

01:29:00.000 You heard it unapologetically.

01:29:02.000 You wouldn't have been able to get that without the mandate that we saw this last election.

01:29:06.000 That's the contrast I see.

01:29:09.000 Anyway, I'm off my soapbox.

01:29:10.000 It looks like good stuff.

01:29:12.000 They're exiting to probably do the flurry of executive orders.

01:29:18.000 Yep.

01:29:19.000 All right.

01:29:19.000 We're going to be going to the executive orders.

01:29:21.000 Anything else that I missed?

01:29:22.000 By the way, now that Trump is president, we have a new promo code.

01:29:26.000 Oh, we do?

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01:29:40.000 Yeah, Trump47 is 30, so you probably want to use the more discount.

01:29:44.000 Yeah.

01:29:46.000 The higher discount, so 47. Some people think, no.

01:29:50.000 I mean, you could get 30 if you use Trump47.

01:29:54.000 Personally, look, Mug Club was created because we said, oh my gosh, we're going to lose all revenue and we can't speak out on social media.

01:29:58.000 And now, look, Rumble Premium, what exists, all these people under one roof, there was no alternative to YouTube.

01:30:06.000 I just looked not to...

01:30:07.000 Do you mean...

01:30:08.000 I thought I was having a heart attack.

01:30:10.000 Turns out it was a panic attack.

01:30:11.000 I've had three in my life ever.

01:30:13.000 When I was in my guest room and got a call from YouTube saying, you've been demonetized for not violating any policies.

01:30:21.000 That's how everyone here made a living.

01:30:23.000 That's what I had worked for my entire life.

01:30:25.000 And they did it because they could.

01:30:29.000 They did it because they could.

01:30:32.000 And we've been living under that for over half a decade.

01:30:36.000 The left has done it.

01:30:37.000 Because they can.

01:30:39.000 We're going to arrest parents speaking out at parent-teacher meetings because we can.

01:30:44.000 We're going to kick out people more qualified to be in our military because they refuse to take an experimental mRNA injection because we can.

01:30:54.000 We're going to remove people from the digital town square just for espousing American exceptionalism, Christian values because we can.

01:31:03.000 Well, now they can't.

01:31:05.000 There are too many eyes on them.

01:31:07.000 It's not the only game in town.

01:31:10.000 That's a big, that's a huge change.

01:31:13.000 And now we're going to executive orders.

01:31:15.000 Any other notes from Josh?

01:31:16.000 Yes, actually.

01:31:18.000 Our team in D.C. has gotten close-up footage of the guillotine.

01:31:24.000 Oh, really?

01:31:26.000 Yes, the French Revolution execution device.

01:31:28.000 Which, by the way, if you want to know how to do a revolution shittily, the French Revolution.

01:31:33.000 Even though we spent all that...

01:31:34.000 I spent all this time on the French Revolution in college.

01:31:36.000 I'm like, oh, so they never got it right!

01:31:38.000 What, did it take like 25 years or something?

01:31:39.000 Yeah, I didn't really know.

01:31:41.000 People don't know that Guy Fawkes were like, oh, anonymous, oh yeah, V for Vendetta.

01:31:44.000 Yeah, he wanted to establish a religious oligarchy, and the bomb didn't even work.

01:31:49.000 All right.

01:31:50.000 Yes, let's see the close-up footage from our mug club on the ground there in D.C. This is the Entirely Peaceful Guillotine.

01:31:57.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:31:58.000 That's dumb.

01:32:01.000 That's dumb.

01:32:05.000 Is that a rainbow flag?

01:32:09.000 Yep, yep.

01:32:10.000 I hope that thing isn't sharp, because you could actually, right there, that's a size where you could actually kill somebody or harm someone.

01:32:17.000 They could do it.

01:32:19.000 No, I like the take on shame.

01:32:22.000 Very well put.

01:32:23.000 That's exactly where we were.

01:32:24.000 Everything was shame.

01:32:25.000 Every value, every principle, every history.

01:32:29.000 Yeah.

01:32:30.000 Oh, voice of Abby Phillip on CNN right now.

01:32:33.000 I wonder what...

01:32:33.000 Oh, Abby Phillip?

01:32:34.000 Let's see what Abby Phillip has to say.

01:32:35.000 Perhaps she's saying.

01:32:36.000 Usually presidents spend a lot of time talking about the country, about their vision for the nation, about its place in the world.

01:32:45.000 He did.

01:32:45.000 And Donald Trump talked a lot about him and how difficult it was for him to endure the last four years and the journey back to the White House.

01:32:52.000 He talked about how his life was saved.

01:32:55.000 He believed by God to make America great again.

01:32:58.000 77 million people believe that.

01:33:00.000 And the reason that's notable is because he understands that for his supporters, that is part of his political story.

01:33:07.000 That's one of the reasons, as we were talking about earlier, that they love him.

01:33:12.000 Yeah, because Barack Obama didn't get up and say, I was told that someone who looked like me couldn't make it.

01:33:19.000 And his wife didn't say, I was never proud of America before my husband became president.

01:33:24.000 Right?

01:33:25.000 This is the whole thing.

01:33:26.000 It's this pop, it's this social media pop psychology.

01:33:30.000 I don't know.

01:33:30.000 He's talking about himself.

01:33:32.000 Therefore, he might be a narcissist.

01:33:34.000 He's the only president in recent memory Who was shot while running for president?

01:33:41.000 They're actively saying the opposite of what he said in his speech.

01:33:45.000 Yeah.

01:33:46.000 Most presidents talk about the country and the state of the things and where they're placed in the world.

01:33:50.000 You missed the whole thing?

01:33:52.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:33:52.000 You missed the whole thing about the borders and being respected around the world.

01:33:56.000 Right.

01:33:56.000 Ending wars, not starting new ones, and being admired by the rest.

01:34:00.000 Oh, you must have missed all of that.

01:34:02.000 Yeah.

01:34:02.000 You heard three sentences.

01:34:04.000 They really are.

01:34:05.000 Their mind is warped.

01:34:06.000 It really is a pathology.

01:34:07.000 Because if he ever mentions himself, and you know what, every now and then I think the American people want to hear a little bit about this president, the guy who ran for office, the guy who was persecuted by our intelligence agencies, the guy who was shot at, the guy who was accused of being a racist.

01:34:21.000 You know why?

01:34:22.000 Because all of you and I were.

01:34:25.000 That's what it is.

01:34:26.000 It's relevant.

01:34:26.000 And he spent the vast majority of his time discussing.

01:34:29.000 I guess he wasn't discussing America's place when he said we're going to rename it the Gulf of America.

01:34:34.000 When he said we're going to rename it, sorry, we're going to take back the Panama Canal.

01:34:38.000 When he said, hey, we're going to open up American energy immediately.

01:34:42.000 We're going to be exporting it.

01:34:43.000 When he talked about American auto workers.

01:34:46.000 When he talked about our military.

01:34:47.000 When he talked about us pursuing excellence.

01:34:50.000 When he talked about minorities by not saying black and white, but I mentioned every minority group.

01:34:53.000 Yeah.

01:34:54.000 Being colorblind.

01:34:54.000 Yeah.

01:34:55.000 Mm-hmm.

01:34:55.000 I will not forget you.

01:34:57.000 I will fight for you.

01:34:58.000 Oh, but he said I. He said I will fight for you.

01:35:01.000 Well, remember, he did say I want to remember and honor Martin Luther King.

01:35:05.000 He said it's a great honor for me.

01:35:06.000 Yes, that's true.

01:35:07.000 To be inaugurated on Martin Luther King.

01:35:08.000 Everything's about him.

01:35:09.000 It's about him.

01:35:10.000 It's about him.

01:35:10.000 Yeah.

01:35:11.000 For crying out loud.

01:35:12.000 I want to make sure his dream come true.

01:35:13.000 It's because he wanted to do it, not Martin Luther King.

01:35:16.000 He did kind of Jiminy Cricket that a little bit.

01:35:18.000 He should say reestablish his dream since the left took it away for four years.

01:35:21.000 Yeah.

01:35:22.000 No, that's a good point.

01:35:24.000 We do expect him.

01:35:24.000 He's going to be going over right now to sign just an absolute flurry of executive orders.

01:35:29.000 So we actually do have a couple of things that we want to, and we'll take some chats from you.

01:35:32.000 We do have a 7 plus 1. We do have Finnegan on the ground.

01:35:34.000 But he's expected to sign a bunch of executive orders day one.

01:35:40.000 We had a whole segment about Biden, but at this point, he's history.

01:35:44.000 He's history.

01:35:46.000 It's gone.

01:35:47.000 Here's a clip regarding the day one executive orders you can expect.

01:35:50.000 But just imagine all of the good things that we will accomplish together with four more years in the White House.

01:35:56.000 And we're going to do a lot of things.

01:35:58.000 You're going to see something tomorrow.

01:35:59.000 You're going to see executive orders that are going to make you extremely happy.

01:36:04.000 Lots of them.

01:36:05.000 Lots of them.

01:36:06.000 Every radical and foolish executive order of the Biden administration will be repealed within hours of when I take the oath of office.

01:36:21.000 Oh, you're going to have a lot of fun watching television tomorrow.

01:36:28.000 Somebody said yesterday, sir, don't sign so many in one day.

01:36:32.000 Let's do it over a period of weeks.

01:36:34.000 I said, like hell, we're going to do it over weeks.

01:36:36.000 So it looks like it could be in the, and by the way, all references available, ladderscounter.com, link in the description.

01:36:44.000 Multiple like omnibus executive orders.

01:36:46.000 People are saying it could be up to 200 in total.

01:36:49.000 And if people try and say, oh, this is unprecedented.

01:36:51.000 Well, the previous record belongs to Joe Biden.

01:36:55.000 So, just so you know, he's going to send the most amount of executive orders in a day.

01:36:59.000 So, hey, you know what?

01:37:01.000 That was celebrated.

01:37:02.000 You should stay under it by one.

01:37:05.000 Hope you like this.

01:37:06.000 Live by the depends.

01:37:09.000 And we're expecting to probably be pardoning the January 6th, which, again, remember when we did that live stream, that whole, right, there was going to be that whole hearing.

01:37:16.000 It was, I believe, was it Hurricane?

01:37:18.000 Was it Harvey?

01:37:19.000 Yeah, it was a hurricane where they were not...

01:37:21.000 They didn't show up and we did it.

01:37:23.000 And I think that got suspended from YouTube.

01:37:24.000 You can watch it on Rumble where we did an entire, from A to Z, why what you were told was a lie and everyone was afraid.

01:37:31.000 You even had people on the right going like, I don't support what happened on January 6th.

01:37:34.000 I would say, no, no, I support most of them.

01:37:37.000 Yeah, I support what most people did.

01:37:39.000 Not if anyone committed a crime, you know, of trespassing or vandalism, but the people who said remain peaceful and were invited in for a walking tour by the Capitol Police.

01:37:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:37:46.000 I support them.

01:37:47.000 Yeah.

01:37:48.000 Now people can say it because we all know it's not 9-11 times two, so he's most likely going to be pardoning the January 6th folks.

01:37:54.000 We don't know how many.

01:37:56.000 He did say that people are going to be very happy with his January 6th decision in a way that Trump says.

01:38:03.000 And tomorrow everybody in this very large arena will be very happy with my decision on the J-6 hostages.

01:38:17.000 Hostages.

01:38:18.000 I think you'll be very, very happy.

01:38:22.000 I would say about 99.9% of this beautiful arena.

01:38:29.000 And that's the kind of thing that WAPO will fact-check.

01:38:31.000 Like, actually, it wasn't 99.9%.

01:38:34.000 We're done with this, right?

01:38:36.000 I think we're over that now.

01:38:37.000 These are the same people who will defend Islam where they say, well, actually, 72 virgins really just translates to countless virgins, to hundreds.

01:38:45.000 I'm sure the virgins still aren't big fans of it.

01:38:48.000 Is WAPO going to change now that Bezos is there?

01:38:51.000 Yeah, WAPO, PolitiFact, Reuters, it's hard to keep track of the bullshit fact-checkers.

01:38:56.000 Let me give you some examples when we talk about January 6th.

01:38:58.000 These are people.

01:39:00.000 Right?

01:39:01.000 So some people go like, I don't know if, we'll hear this all the time, I don't know if politically that's smart, that's why everyone was afraid it was a third rail, I don't know if politically, you know, January 6th people, yeah, but they're human beings.

01:39:10.000 So, there was a 68-year-old woman spent 60 days in jail.

01:39:15.000 She pled guilty, you know, one charge of demonstrating in the Capitol.

01:39:21.000 There was a 66-year-old man, another 60 days in jail.

01:39:24.000 Again, just demonstrated.

01:39:26.000 There was a 64-year-old woman, 20 days in jail.

01:39:28.000 Pled guilty to entering, remaining in a restricted building, likely into which she was invited.

01:39:36.000 There are countless examples.

01:39:38.000 These are human beings.

01:39:39.000 It's not an issue that's being politicized.

01:39:41.000 There are people who showed up because they thought an election was fishy.

01:39:45.000 Oh, you think that's less likely now?

01:39:48.000 That you've seen the election afterward?

01:39:50.000 They were invited in and then spent months in the clink.

01:39:55.000 You're damn right they should be pardoned.

01:39:58.000 Like we told you, we're going to have an interview, exclusive, I believe, the first interview with Enrique Tarrio this week, who I believe was sentenced to 22 years in jail.

01:40:05.000 He wasn't even in the city, Washington, D.C. He wasn't even in D.C. Think about that for a second.

01:40:14.000 Think of how absolutely insane that is.

01:40:18.000 Yeah, he orchestrated it remotely.

01:40:20.000 Right.

01:40:21.000 Yeah, a lot of texting, I'm sure.

01:40:23.000 There are a lot of slip-and-fall lawyers that are going to be in touch with those people.

01:40:26.000 Think so?

01:40:27.000 And they should be.

01:40:28.000 All right.

01:40:29.000 I don't know.

01:40:30.000 Yeah, definitely.

01:40:30.000 Definitely.

01:40:31.000 They need to be compensated for years of their lives removed, the big ones.

01:40:34.000 They're doing their final go-byes here outside of Marine One.

01:40:37.000 Okay, let's go see that.

01:40:39.000 I hope he pantses Joe Biden.

01:40:42.000 Kamala and her Doug were saying goodbye, doing their last goodbyes, and Trump gave him a nice pull-in shake.

01:40:50.000 Nice.

01:40:51.000 He threw him off center?

01:40:53.000 Yeah.

01:40:53.000 Nice.

01:40:54.000 He deserves it.

01:40:57.000 Extraordinary moments of an inaugural ceremony when the incoming president escorts the outgoing president.

01:41:06.000 Of course, we got a tiny female cop.

01:41:09.000 Yeah, I was just thinking like, who's this cartoon cop?

01:41:16.000 Isn't it funny?

01:41:17.000 Just think about this for a second.

01:41:19.000 I know you'll say this is being reductive.

01:41:21.000 Okay, I'm fine with it.

01:41:24.000 We have weight classes.

01:41:26.000 What did I say?

01:41:27.000 No, I'm just kidding.

01:41:28.000 I was like, did I say redundant?

01:41:30.000 No, no, reductive.

01:41:31.000 They'll say it.

01:41:32.000 We have weight classes.

01:41:33.000 In every single contact sport, we acknowledge the necessity for weight class, within the same gender, by the way.

01:41:41.000 Everywhere from, I believe, bantamweight, flyweight, up to super heavyweight.

01:41:45.000 In combat, you see it in wrestling, you see it in boxing, in mixed martial arts, and then even if you're above a certain size, usually in grade school or high school, you can't play football.

01:41:55.000 Why?

01:41:55.000 Because we know that there's a disparity, and as it relates to physical contact and violence, it's a challenge.

01:42:01.000 Everywhere.

01:42:02.000 That we expect physical altercations.

01:42:05.000 Except police officers who will be fighting crackheads or crazy drug dealers on PCP. All of a sudden, a flyweight broad who has spent no time in any type of physical contact sport whatsoever, good enough when it comes to the presidential motorcade.

01:42:25.000 She's got a gun.

01:42:26.000 If it wasn't for the PCP, she'd be fine.

01:42:28.000 Do you realize if that woman stepped foot?

01:42:30.000 At a college wrestling meet with other women two weight classes above, it would be a national news story as to how dangerous and irresponsible this was.

01:42:40.000 What?

01:42:40.000 They had the 145?

01:42:41.000 Did you see she had to go against this 195-pound monster?

01:42:44.000 Let alone if she were to step out into a male boxing ring.

01:42:50.000 But then we all think, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's just as good as any middleweight male.

01:42:56.000 As a Capitol Police member, it's absurd!

01:42:59.000 This is where we are in the United States.

01:43:00.000 Get her out of there!

01:43:01.000 And she looked bored.

01:43:03.000 Yes!

01:43:04.000 I watched during the Occupy Wall Street riots, I watched a female cop who looked like Dark Helmet get hit in the head with a snare drum and she was out for like three minutes.

01:43:17.000 You just hate women!

01:43:18.000 I don't want to see her get knocked out by a snare drum with some kid who just got off his mom's couch!

01:43:24.000 He himself was a lightweight!

01:43:26.000 He beat the shit out of her!

01:43:28.000 Biden's gone.

01:43:29.000 It's over.

01:43:30.000 It's over.

01:43:31.000 But just think of how far we've come.

01:43:32.000 Another hallelujah.

01:43:34.000 Well, what are you saying?

01:43:35.000 You're saying that she's not as capable as any of the men in this room?

01:43:39.000 Yes!

01:43:41.000 Yes!

01:43:42.000 Just like I'm saying, well, that's a man!

01:43:44.000 Just because he has a penis?

01:43:46.000 Uh-huh!

01:43:51.000 What do you think Biden's off to?

01:43:53.000 He's gone.

01:43:54.000 He's out.

01:43:55.000 He's in the helicopter.

01:43:56.000 I know, but where's the helicopter taking him?

01:43:57.000 They're going to stop for an ice cream cone and it's off to Delaware.

01:43:59.000 It says Joint Base Andrews.

01:44:01.000 Okay.

01:44:02.000 He's off to 31 flavors, except he forgot 29 of them.

01:44:06.000 He thinks that Joint Base Andrews is just a place where there's two guys named Andrew.

01:44:10.000 Drop him off at one of his beach houses.

01:44:12.000 Also, you know what?

01:44:13.000 Let's give you...

01:44:13.000 Here.

01:44:14.000 Here's how this affects you.

01:44:15.000 Right now, and I know we have some liberals, some people who...

01:44:17.000 If you're watching, you're on the left.

01:44:19.000 You didn't vote for Donald Trump.

01:44:20.000 Do you fear the IRS targeting you?

01:44:23.000 Genuine question.

01:44:24.000 Because we were there at the very first Tea Party, the Tea Party demonstrations.

01:44:28.000 Then we learned what was happening with Barack Obama and the IRS. You said this guy was a fascist.

01:44:32.000 Do you fear the IRS auditing you because he didn't vote for Donald Trump?

01:44:38.000 You need to know we all experienced that.

01:44:41.000 It's a matter of record.

01:44:42.000 And for people who are out there, by the way, it's no small deal.

01:44:46.000 More people would rather be mugged in this country.

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01:46:19.000 All right, and I do believe we have our 7 plus 1 actually rejected biopic titles for Joe Biden, and we're going to check in with our on-the-ground correspondent in a little bit.

01:46:28.000 Time to close, Karen Jean-Pierre, but Noodles, you said we have a video of Zuckerberg.

01:46:32.000 He's a boob man?

01:46:34.000 Apparently, yes.

01:46:35.000 Here we go.

01:46:36.000 Hey, sneaky to peek.

01:46:36.000 Let's see.

01:46:37.000 This is Bezos' wife.

01:46:38.000 Oh.

01:46:39.000 It's great on repeat.

01:46:46.000 He didn't just look at them subtly.

01:46:48.000 He smiled at her like, alright.

01:46:52.000 They sent us a still as well.

01:46:55.000 I want to see what this is.

01:46:56.000 I'm telling you, that guy is on testosterone.

01:46:58.000 Something has changed.

01:46:59.000 Good for...

01:47:00.000 So it's a very serious look and then a very warm smile.

01:47:03.000 The guy behind him is sneaking a peek too.

01:47:05.000 Everyone's sneaking a peek.

01:47:07.000 Hilarious.

01:47:08.000 I want a rundown on Bezos' wife.

01:47:11.000 So do they.

01:47:12.000 Yeah.

01:47:13.000 Not the luckiest broad in the world who did just as much for Amazon and is worth how many hundreds of billions of dollars?

01:47:19.000 Not his ex-wife.

01:47:20.000 This one with the nice set.

01:47:22.000 The waitress?

01:47:23.000 Was that Baron taking a peek at Carrie Underwood?

01:47:25.000 No, no.

01:47:25.000 It was Bezos' wife.

01:47:26.000 Oh!

01:47:27.000 Okay, show it to Josh.

01:47:28.000 He didn't see it.

01:47:29.000 Look, he doesn't just look.

01:47:29.000 He visually confirms by smiling at her.

01:47:32.000 I shut it.

01:47:33.000 I have to bring it back.

01:47:33.000 What did you do?

01:47:34.000 I'm sorry.

01:47:34.000 You never shut tits?

01:47:37.000 Like the first rule of mandom.

01:47:39.000 I love CNN. They're just still following this helicopter as if they're like, no, don't go.

01:47:47.000 Look, wait till you see the video.

01:47:49.000 Yeah.

01:47:50.000 Come on in, PopScratter.

01:47:51.000 That's okay.

01:47:52.000 Wait till you see the video.

01:47:53.000 Do you have it, Noodles?

01:47:55.000 I'm bringing it up now.

01:47:57.000 Mark Zuckerberg, he likes them titties.

01:48:00.000 He's about to community note those puppies.

01:48:10.000 Oh, hey.

01:48:13.000 Fact check.

01:48:15.000 Sticky notes, Eddie.

01:48:19.000 Good for Zuckerberg.

01:48:21.000 Gradually, he's just going to become more and more unfettered.

01:48:24.000 I bet you like a year from now, he's going to be like, yeah, well, you know, I do jujitsu.

01:48:28.000 I like tits.

01:48:29.000 So, assuming.

01:48:30.000 Yeah, you know.

01:48:31.000 I basically created a, I started with a, basically a hot or not version right at Harvard.

01:48:36.000 Like, are you surprised?

01:48:37.000 Are you surprised that I like tits?

01:48:38.000 I'm not ashamed.

01:48:39.000 I like tits!

01:48:42.000 His current wife never would have made the rating system on the Facebooks, would she?

01:48:45.000 Oh, boy, that was cruel, but no, she wouldn't.

01:48:50.000 Bezos' wife.

01:48:51.000 Oh boy.

01:48:52.000 At least you know he's not with her because of her money.

01:48:55.000 There's a nerd who had no game in school, and now he's trying to go back and say, how do you like me now?

01:49:00.000 That's what he's doing.

01:49:00.000 Bezos?

01:49:01.000 Yeah.

01:49:02.000 I mean, it cost him like hundreds of billions of dollars to a woman.

01:49:06.000 Didn't even feel it coming off the shelf.

01:49:07.000 She left him, she got with a teacher, and then immediately left him because he didn't make enough money.

01:49:12.000 It was so fast.

01:49:13.000 That was her philanthropy.

01:49:14.000 Yes, exactly.

01:49:15.000 I want to be normal.

01:49:17.000 Not like gross normal.

01:49:19.000 You mean you have to do things and you have to grade paper?

01:49:21.000 You have to work at night?

01:49:23.000 I thought it was like a movie where it's like, you know, we're rich, but we're with the plebs.

01:49:31.000 But no, this is gross.

01:49:33.000 This is gross.

01:49:34.000 I'm leaving you.

01:49:36.000 Let's grab some chats from people who are watching this and experiencing it in real time.

01:49:39.000 And then we've, of course, got our 7 plus 1. And Thomas Finnegan, thank you.

01:49:43.000 We're always just glad to be here with you for these historical moments.

01:49:46.000 And, of course, it's a live show, 10 a.m.

01:49:47.000 Eastern weekdays.

01:49:49.000 Today was a little bit of a different special time.

01:49:51.000 All right, Noodles.

01:49:52.000 All right.

01:49:52.000 First chat from AmandaDNice1.

01:49:55.000 Question for the crew.

01:49:56.000 How can Biden pardon people who haven't even been convicted of any crimes?

01:49:59.000 Or did he just pardon these people's whole life?

01:50:02.000 Pretty much.

01:50:03.000 It's not unprecedented either.

01:50:04.000 We've talked about this.

01:50:05.000 We went through a bunch of presidents who have done it in the past.

01:50:08.000 And I don't have them all at the ready, but Fauci better hope it applies to his whole life.

01:50:15.000 It's an admission of guilt.

01:50:16.000 It's an admission of guilt, really.

01:50:18.000 Why would you cover something that doesn't need to be covered?

01:50:21.000 Yeah.

01:50:21.000 It's not like a pardon of Lil Wayne who had some weed possession crimes or whatever the hell it was from Lil Wayne.

01:50:27.000 It's like, I'm pardoning Fauci.

01:50:29.000 People are like, wait, why in the hell would you need to pardon Fauci?

01:50:33.000 I thought he did everything right.

01:50:34.000 Yeah.

01:50:34.000 According to the book.

01:50:36.000 Yeah, I thought he was a hero.

01:50:37.000 Can the guy be fired?

01:50:39.000 I mean, oh, he's gone.

01:50:40.000 I mean, he should never work again.

01:50:42.000 But the truth is, that guy doesn't need any money.

01:50:44.000 He was the highest paid unelected official in government.

01:50:47.000 He just loves the attention.

01:50:49.000 He still appears on CNN every now and then.

01:50:51.000 He just shows up to be a prick.

01:50:53.000 I always thought it was virology.

01:50:55.000 It's virology, it turns out.

01:50:57.000 For 50 years.

01:50:59.000 Yeah, I thought AIDS was...

01:51:00.000 I had to say A-I-D-S every time.

01:51:04.000 Also, did you know that it's only with the gays?

01:51:09.000 I found out by being wrong a few times.

01:51:11.000 That's right.

01:51:12.000 It took me several years of...

01:51:15.000 Bathhouses and sodomy.

01:51:17.000 A lot of research I had to do.

01:51:18.000 Yes, yes.

01:51:20.000 But I got to the bottom of it.

01:51:21.000 I method acted.

01:51:22.000 I can't walk right for the rest of my life.

01:51:25.000 Sometimes they call me fellatio fauci.

01:51:27.000 They see me coming.

01:51:28.000 At first I thought it was derogatory.

01:51:31.000 Then I realized it's not that bad.

01:51:33.000 It's an honor.

01:51:34.000 Turns out a little fella don't fare too well in the bathhouses.

01:51:37.000 That's true, but being fellatio Fauci, you know, that really means something, because they've had a lot of fellatio from a lot of guys.

01:51:44.000 They used to have fellatio Mike.

01:51:46.000 Now he's Michelle.

01:51:47.000 They don't like him too much.

01:51:48.000 I kind of feel bad for him, because, you know, when you're no longer fellatio Mike, who are you?

01:51:55.000 Your identity's gone.

01:51:57.000 He looks in the mirror, he sees me.

01:52:01.000 Which brings us to this week's...

01:52:03.000 Seven plus one.

01:52:05.000 It's a new era.

01:52:13.000 It's a fun era.

01:52:14.000 Let me make sure I have these written down.

01:52:15.000 This is actually this week.

01:52:16.000 Oh, that's right.

01:52:17.000 Because, you know, everyone gets a book deal.

01:52:19.000 When I leave the office.

01:52:20.000 That's how these people make all that money.

01:52:22.000 Political office and Navy SEALs, you all get books.

01:52:24.000 Yep.

01:52:25.000 Audiobooks?

01:52:25.000 Well, actually, there's one audio...

01:52:28.000 Thomas Sowell, all of his audiobooks are read by a guy who sounds like the...

01:52:30.000 What's the name of that?

01:52:32.000 Boyle Salermanos in Breaking Bad, that black guy.

01:52:35.000 Really good voice.

01:52:36.000 I don't know who reads the audiobook, but I think it's that guy, and I fall asleep to him all the time.

01:52:40.000 Yeah, he is a bit robotic.

01:52:42.000 Yeah, but he has a good voice.

01:52:43.000 It's great.

01:52:44.000 So these actually, it's actually a 7 plus 1 rejected biopic titles for Joe Biden's presidency.

01:52:51.000 Okay.

01:52:51.000 Yeah.

01:52:52.000 So like Heroes of War and stuff like that.

01:52:53.000 Yeah.

01:52:54.000 Yeah.

01:52:54.000 These were workshopped.

01:52:56.000 Giancarlo Esposito.

01:52:57.000 No one knows.

01:52:58.000 Sure.

01:52:59.000 You remember the face.

01:53:00.000 You know the voice.

01:53:01.000 I appreciate it, but I don't think we need a name.

01:53:04.000 All right.

01:53:04.000 7 plus 1 rejected biopic titles for Biden's presidency.

01:53:06.000 Number 7. Father of the Bribe.

01:53:10.000 I see what's going on there.

01:53:13.000 And number six, Josh.

01:53:16.000 We have a Photoshop on this one.

01:53:17.000 Good Will Hunter.

01:53:18.000 Oh, and he's in.

01:53:20.000 He's working there, not stealing anyone.

01:53:22.000 That's nice.

01:53:23.000 The Good Will.

01:53:24.000 Seven plus one, rejected biopic titles.

01:53:26.000 Number five, Bops.

01:53:27.000 Why?

01:53:27.000 Because it's my era, that film?

01:53:29.000 To Ukraine with Love.

01:53:30.000 Oh, instead of Russia with Love.

01:53:32.000 Because I love the Ukraine.

01:53:34.000 I see.

01:53:34.000 I took a date to that.

01:53:36.000 Really?

01:53:36.000 No, it would have been six.

01:53:39.000 It could have been a Biden.

01:53:43.000 There would be no whining and dining.

01:53:45.000 It'd be straight to the shower.

01:53:47.000 The ages would match up.

01:53:48.000 It could have been.

01:53:49.000 What do you think?

01:53:50.000 You think I'm going to try and grease the wheels on a trip to Cracker Barrel?

01:53:57.000 I'm bummed we don't get any more of those.

01:53:59.000 Any more of those speeches.

01:54:01.000 I could do the popcorn box trick.

01:54:04.000 How are ya?

01:54:06.000 I'm doing a home of rent.

01:54:11.000 Instead of sneaking in popcorn like poor people used to do, he's sneaking in six-year-olds in the sleeves of his winter jacket.

01:54:18.000 There's KJP coming out of those sleeves.

01:54:21.000 Seven plus one rejected biopic titles.

01:54:23.000 Number four, Josh.

01:54:25.000 President Evil.

01:54:26.000 Oh, yeah.

01:54:27.000 I never saw Resident Evil, by the way.

01:54:29.000 It's a fun game, fun movie.

01:54:31.000 Yeah, number three.

01:54:32.000 Hot chick.

01:54:33.000 Number three.

01:54:34.000 I know what you did last summer.

01:54:37.000 Oh, you shit your pants.

01:54:38.000 Oh, we all know.

01:54:43.000 It's no urban legend.

01:54:46.000 All the different faces.

01:54:49.000 Seven plus one.

01:54:50.000 Rejected Biden biopic titles.

01:54:52.000 Number two.

01:54:54.000 Total retard.

01:54:55.000 But if I am you and you are me, then who am I?

01:55:09.000 What if it was just the lady with three boobs shows up?

01:55:14.000 It's just Bezos' wife.

01:55:16.000 Yeah.

01:55:18.000 Could happen.

01:55:19.000 Better than the maid!

01:55:22.000 Oh, man.

01:55:23.000 That's so funny.

01:55:25.000 And the number one rejected biopic title for Biden's book, Josh.

01:55:30.000 There's something about Mary's daughter.

01:55:33.000 Oh.

01:55:34.000 Oh, I... Yeah.

01:55:36.000 She's at the right age.

01:55:37.000 And a prime.

01:55:38.000 Yeah.

01:55:39.000 Look at her armpits.

01:55:40.000 I haven't heard them.

01:55:41.000 And the plus one?

01:55:41.000 Big Daddy.

01:55:42.000 Which only makes sense when you see the picture listening on audio.

01:55:45.000 It's not really a thing.

01:55:47.000 That has been this week's 7 plus 1.

01:55:49.000 You forgot the van in the chamber.

01:55:56.000 Yes, Mr. Feierstein.

01:55:57.000 And by the way, where are you going to be?

01:55:58.000 I'm going to be at the Spokane Comedy Club.

01:56:01.000 February 7th and 8th.

01:56:02.000 SpokaneComedyClub.com.

01:56:03.000 Awesome.

01:56:05.000 Trump is now greeting the inauguration crowd at the Capitol.

01:56:09.000 Oh, let's see what he has to say.

01:56:10.000 Now he's off book.

01:56:12.000 Can you believe that bitch stayed seated the whole time?

01:56:16.000 Because I don't want to have all those big shots up there.

01:56:20.000 I don't want to think you're more powerful than them.

01:56:22.000 You look better than them.

01:56:23.000 And I love you.

01:56:25.000 Man of the people.

01:56:27.000 She looks good.

01:56:28.000 We just had a great time.

01:56:30.000 We just had a great day.

01:56:31.000 They look nice.

01:56:32.000 This was amazing.

01:56:33.000 You know, when you think we took a journey.

01:56:36.000 I mentioned in the speech, a lot of people said that was not a journey that was possible.

01:56:40.000 And it was indeed possible.

01:56:43.000 I didn't really know too much about what they were saying when they said that.

01:56:46.000 A lot of people felt it.

01:56:48.000 And we hooked up with J.D. very early.

01:56:51.000 I watched J.D. over a period of time.

01:56:53.000 I endorsed him in Ohio.

01:56:55.000 He was a great senator and very, very smart.

01:57:00.000 The only one smarter than him was his wife.

01:57:03.000 I would have chosen her, but somehow the line of succession didn't work that way, right?

01:57:09.000 But now she's great and he's great.

01:57:11.000 This is a great, beautiful couple and unbelievable.

01:57:15.000 Career, I just said to him, you are very upwardly mobile.

01:57:19.000 Because he hasn't been doing it that long.

01:57:21.000 But he picked it up so quickly.

01:57:23.000 Remember, the first week was a little bit like the fake news was hitting him really hard.

01:57:28.000 And I said, ooh, this may be tough.

01:57:30.000 But after that, it was smooth sailing for him.

01:57:34.000 He took on everybody.

01:57:34.000 He took on the meanest.

01:57:38.000 I don't want to use the word corrupt because we're into a new system.

01:57:41.000 So let's wait till the corruption begins, because it will.

01:57:45.000 But he took on some pretty mean people, and he handled it well.

01:57:48.000 I want to also congratulate Mike Johnson for the job that he's doing.

01:57:52.000 Steve, we gave him a majority of almost nothing.

01:58:01.000 And then I said, to make it tougher on him, let me take two or three of the people, right?

01:58:06.000 I said, he'll only have to suffer with that for about three months.

01:58:09.000 How are they doing, by the way?

01:58:10.000 Is that moving along?

01:58:14.000 I said, do you mind if I take this one, that one, and a couple of others?

01:58:18.000 He didn't mind.

01:58:19.000 He can handle it.

01:58:20.000 No, he's a man that's liked by everybody.

01:58:21.000 I've never met a man like this.

01:58:23.000 How many is it?

01:58:24.000 219 or 220?

01:58:26.000 220. And of the 220, 219 really like him.

01:58:30.000 I noticed he got one negative once about two weeks ago.

01:58:33.000 But I think even 220 like him, if you want to know the truth.

01:58:36.000 And that's very unusual.

01:58:37.000 I know a lot of nice guys in Congress, and they have 35 people that hate him.

01:58:42.000 So if you have 35 people that hate you and you only have one or two or three votes, you'll have five, I think.

01:58:47.000 But that's going to be like, you know, the good news is when we get to that five number, it's going to feel like a massive majority.

01:58:55.000 You could be really nasty to a couple of them, at least.

01:58:59.000 So it's going to feel like kidding your head on the wall and stopping.

01:59:03.000 It feels so good to stop.

01:59:04.000 But he's done a fantastic job.

01:59:06.000 And Steve Scalise, he's our hero because, you know, I was with him.

01:59:14.000 You talk about being shot.

01:59:17.000 I was with him.

01:59:18.000 He got some bad ones and his incredible wife and she really loves him.

01:59:24.000 You know, you never know about that.

01:59:26.000 I've been with other people.

01:59:28.000 The wife is like looking at a watch.

01:59:30.000 She can't get out of the hospital.

01:59:33.000 How's he doing?

01:59:34.000 I don't know.

01:59:37.000 He's doing internal monologues.

01:59:39.000 She was crying and crying.

01:59:41.000 No, they're going to take him.

01:59:43.000 They're going to take him.

01:59:44.000 I told Steve when he finally woke up, it was a while, too.

01:59:47.000 The doctor told me it was the most blood they've ever transfused in any patient.

01:59:52.000 They've never done anything like it.

01:59:54.000 And here he is, the picture of strength, right?

01:59:56.000 And he's been a great friend of mine.

02:00:00.000 With a family, because of a family.

02:00:03.000 And what a job you did.

02:00:05.000 It worked out pretty much better than we even thought, right?

02:00:10.000 And I did have a couple of things, you know, to say that were extremely controversial.

02:00:14.000 And between J.D. and Melania and anybody else that heard, please, sir, it's such a beautiful unifying speech.

02:00:23.000 Please, sir, don't say these things.

02:00:26.000 I said, I'm telling you.

02:00:29.000 It's going to play great.

02:00:32.000 You're the only ones I heard by that.

02:00:37.000 But we had some beauties, didn't we, Milani?

02:00:39.000 And she said, sir.

02:00:40.000 Cosme Sarah when she's angry.

02:00:42.000 No, no.

02:00:46.000 I better say I'm only kidding her.

02:00:48.000 The press is going to pick that one up.

02:00:49.000 Cosme Sarah when she's angry.

02:00:51.000 Not like when she calls me a daddy.

02:00:54.000 It's terrible.

02:00:55.000 It's such a nice speech.

02:00:57.000 It all depends on your delivery.

02:01:00.000 How was the delivery?

02:01:01.000 Was it good?

02:01:05.000 This has got to be the most personal.

02:01:07.000 Would you go on Yelp?

02:01:08.000 Give me five stars.

02:01:09.000 You can't put things in there that you're going to put in.

02:01:12.000 And I was going to talk about the J6 hostages, but you'll be happy.

02:01:19.000 Drink.

02:01:20.000 Anytime he mentions, even though it's not a speech, it's still a continuation.

02:01:23.000 Bring up the drinking game rules for people who are still with us.

02:01:26.000 On the J6 hostages.

02:01:30.000 Just the word hostages defines it.

02:01:33.000 And I was going to talk about the things that you did today with the pardons of people that were very, very guilty of very bad crimes, like the unselect committee of political thugs, where they literally, I mean, what they did is they destroyed and deleted all of the information, all of the hearings, practically not a thing left.

02:01:58.000 They deleted all the information on Nancy Pelosi having turned down the offer of 10,000 soldiers.

02:02:04.000 You wouldn't have needed 10,000.

02:02:06.000 You could have had 500, and it would have stopped.

02:02:08.000 We still have the footage here.

02:02:10.000 Because we've been having a million people that day, the people that were there.

02:02:13.000 You don't see any photographs.

02:02:15.000 But we have a lot of great photos.

02:02:17.000 But you don't see those photographs.

02:02:18.000 They don't put them in.

02:02:19.000 They show the people at the Capitol.

02:02:21.000 But I was talking about that.

02:02:24.000 I was going to talk about that.

02:02:26.000 They said, please don't bring that up right now.

02:02:29.000 You can bring it up tomorrow.

02:02:31.000 I said, how about now in front of the very...

02:02:33.000 I'll bring it up right now!

02:02:36.000 You know, this little time delay is good because we're getting great reviews on the speech.

02:02:41.000 Great reviews.

02:02:44.000 Because he left there and he's talked to people.

02:02:46.000 But we're giving you a little more information than we gave up.

02:02:50.000 They pardoned a lot of people.

02:02:52.000 They pardoned, before we even get to today, they pardoned, what is it, 33 murderers?

02:02:58.000 Absolute murderers.

02:02:59.000 The worst murderers.

02:03:01.000 You know, when you get the death sentence in the United States, you have to be bad.

02:03:05.000 Because they don't give it much.

02:03:07.000 Give it more.

02:03:08.000 And he pardoned almost everybody having a death sentence.

02:03:11.000 And if you went through the crimes that were committed, you wouldn't even believe them, the level of violence.

02:03:19.000 The people that were killed, the innocence of people that were killed and children killed by these people, and he pardoned them for whatever reason.

02:03:26.000 He spared them, but they didn't spare the people that they killed.

02:03:31.000 Who knows what happens in the future?

02:03:33.000 It's one of the worst.

02:03:34.000 CBP1 app has been shut down.

02:03:38.000 Really?

02:03:39.000 Wow.

02:03:40.000 While he's laughing and joking with the crowd, it has been shut down.

02:03:44.000 Yes!

02:03:46.000 Which app?

02:03:47.000 CBP1. It was the mobile app that allowed people to come to the States to get flights and stuff like that.

02:03:52.000 The Biden administration had set up and then tried to hide for two years.

02:03:56.000 Trying to help a guy like Milley.

02:03:59.000 Why are we doing Milley?

02:04:00.000 He was pardoned.

02:04:01.000 What he said.

02:04:02.000 Terrible what he said.

02:04:04.000 Why are we helping some of the people?

02:04:06.000 Why are we helping Liz Cheney?

02:04:08.000 I mean, Liz Cheney is a disaster.

02:04:10.000 She's a crying lunatic and crying Adam Kinzinger.

02:04:15.000 He's a super crying.

02:04:16.000 I never saw the guy not crying.

02:04:17.000 He's always crying.

02:04:19.000 I look at him.

02:04:20.000 I remember years ago he was actually on my side.

02:04:23.000 And then one day, you know, when you don't want to kill people in wars, they turn against you.

02:04:27.000 Liz Cheney hated the concept of Yes.

02:04:30.000 Of not going to war with everybody.

02:04:32.000 Let's kill everybody.

02:04:33.000 We spend a lot of money on military equipment.

02:04:35.000 See, when people, when they fact check Trump, what they're usually, is that kind of hyperbole?

02:04:40.000 Yeah.

02:04:41.000 He's always crying.

02:04:42.000 I've never seen him not crying.

02:04:43.000 He's like, Biden's always pooping.

02:04:46.000 I never see him not pooping.

02:04:48.000 Looks me in the eyes.

02:04:49.000 I know there's poop.

02:04:52.000 Like, it's a way of speaking.

02:04:53.000 If you had a way of speaking that people determined was worthy to fact check, okay, they can pick anything.

02:04:59.000 And they fact check and crucify it, but then they sum up his inaugural speech as narcissistic talking about me.

02:05:06.000 Yeah.

02:05:06.000 And by the way...

02:05:07.000 You do the same thing, you hypocritical bastards.

02:05:09.000 Every single president has had some streak of narcissism in them because they're presidents of the United States.

02:05:14.000 In other words, they have to at some point believe they are qualified to run the free world.

02:05:18.000 Oh, you know that leader of the free world, Mr. Humble?

02:05:21.000 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

02:05:22.000 Better than anybody on the planet at that time in history, they believe they're the best candidate.

02:05:26.000 I want my president to be a little narcissistic.

02:05:28.000 Sure.

02:05:29.000 Sure.

02:05:29.000 I want you to care about your legacy, for crying out loud.

02:05:31.000 Yeah.

02:05:32.000 I'm going to be all laissez-faire about it.

02:05:33.000 I'd rather you be open about it, unlike Jimmy Carter, who would be like, oh, peanut farmer, man of the people.

02:05:37.000 And then he would say, I'll carry up a suitcase, right?

02:05:39.000 He was like, he wouldn't have his servants, basically, his detail carry his suit.

02:05:43.000 So he would literally have a suitcase that was empty that he would carry so they could carry his heavy shit.

02:05:48.000 What a tool.

02:05:49.000 Yeah, he actually did that.

02:05:50.000 That's well known about Carter.

02:05:51.000 What a tool.

02:05:51.000 And if you read from all of these detail workers and people who are in the Secret Service...

02:05:56.000 They let you know who was genuine.

02:05:58.000 Hey, Ronald Reagan believed in exceptionalism.

02:06:00.000 He believed he was a great president.

02:06:02.000 Great narcissist.

02:06:03.000 Jimmy Carter was a liar who tried to act like, oh, gee golly.

02:06:07.000 The whole Roy Rogers, oh, shucks.

02:06:08.000 And the fact is, he was a liar and he was a prick.

02:06:11.000 I'll give you another one.

02:06:12.000 How about Richard Nixon?

02:06:13.000 Resigning because of narcissism.

02:06:15.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:06:16.000 Resigning, which would be complete child's play.

02:06:20.000 We'll do another segment on Watergate.

02:06:21.000 He didn't even know about it.

02:06:22.000 Actually, there's a three in three.

02:06:26.000 Three key facts in three minutes or less about Watergate.

02:06:30.000 About Watergate.

02:06:31.000 You can just go and download those wherever audio podcasts are available.

02:06:34.000 There's one on Watergate.

02:06:34.000 Most of you don't know what Watergate was.

02:06:37.000 I'll summarize it for you.

02:06:39.000 A couple of rubes decided to try and tap opposition's room at the Watergate Hotel and Nixon didn't even know about it.

02:06:46.000 There you go.

02:06:47.000 He resigned over it.

02:06:49.000 That's it.

02:06:50.000 I know, you're thinking there must be more to it than that, considering what...

02:06:53.000 No, there's not.

02:06:54.000 There really isn't.

02:06:55.000 No, we did it in three minutes.

02:06:56.000 You did it in three minutes.

02:06:57.000 Yeah, and you know why we know about it?

02:06:58.000 Because Nixon himself installed recording equipment for all of his calls and conversations because he wanted to be ultra-transparent.

02:07:06.000 And you can hear him go, what?

02:07:07.000 They did what?

02:07:09.000 Who's the asshole who cleared that?

02:07:11.000 They're like, I don't know.

02:07:12.000 I remember asking my father, I didn't know they record everything in the...

02:07:17.000 He goes, no, no, no, just this president.

02:07:20.000 Oh, this isn't standard practice?

02:07:22.000 No, he did.

02:07:22.000 He recorded it himself.

02:07:24.000 I mean, it does get a little awkward when he's like, oh boy, can we cut the tape?

02:07:30.000 But actually, we'll continue with it, but we do actually have boots on the ground, and since we already invested in it, we might as well use them.

02:07:35.000 We actually have our on-the-ground correspondent on retainer down there on Capitol Hill, none other than Mr. Thomas Finnegan.

02:07:42.000 Let's go.

02:07:43.000 All right, Finnegan, what are you seeing there on this historic day on...

02:07:56.000 Hi, Stephen.

02:07:57.000 Where are you?

02:08:00.000 I'm here on Capitol Hill, but there doesn't seem to be too much going on right now.

02:08:04.000 Uh-huh.

02:08:04.000 Where are you exactly?

02:08:05.000 That doesn't look like Washington at all.

02:08:09.000 Well, it's the only Capitol Hill I could find in Washington.

02:08:13.000 Washington as in the District of Columbia?

02:08:16.000 Washington?

02:08:17.000 Well, the coffee shop at the corner has great Colombian beans.

02:08:20.000 Seattle's known for it.

02:08:21.000 Okay, there it is.

02:08:22.000 You're at the Capitol Hill.

02:08:23.000 You're Capitol Hill in Seattle, Washington.

02:08:26.000 All right, you know what, Toolman?

02:08:27.000 This is...

02:08:28.000 Cut it.

02:08:28.000 it.

02:08:28.000 We know what...

02:08:30.000 I guess as That one's on me.

02:08:38.000 What?

02:08:39.000 That one's on me.

02:08:40.000 I'm sorry.

02:08:41.000 Did you hit the mute button?

02:08:42.000 Yeah, I hit the mute button.

02:08:43.000 I had to burp.

02:08:44.000 As good a time as any to let people know there's 20% off the...

02:08:48.000 WholeCraderShop.com.

02:08:49.000 Oh, no, there's 47% on it.

02:08:50.000 Oh, well, I also have the promo code.

02:08:52.000 Why would anyone use the 20% one?

02:08:53.000 Why do we have that running?

02:08:54.000 They wanted us to start with that and then go to the 47. Oh, I'm an idiot.

02:08:58.000 I went straight to 47. I give too much.

02:09:00.000 They don't work together.

02:09:02.000 No.

02:09:02.000 So, yeah, now that Trev is sworn in, promo code MAGA47, 47% off site-wise.

02:09:08.000 You can get one of these shirts.

02:09:10.000 Yeah, yeah, great.

02:09:11.000 One of these.

02:09:11.000 Yeah, we can't see it because it's a lower third.

02:09:13.000 Well, it's on the lower third.

02:09:15.000 You're the kind who would cover up Bezos' wife's tits.

02:09:19.000 Look at these tits right here.

02:09:20.000 Look at this.

02:09:21.000 We are so back.

02:09:23.000 That's a fun one.

02:09:23.000 Yeah, I like that shirt.

02:09:24.000 Yeah, it's very good.

02:09:27.000 What'd you say?

02:09:28.000 He said he likes the gold chain.

02:09:30.000 Now, I wore it for Trump.

02:09:32.000 Yeah, you did.

02:09:34.000 Every single rapper, by the way, they referenced Trump all the time until they were told, like, you shouldn't do that anymore.

02:09:40.000 I don't know why, you don't want to be the best.

02:09:42.000 They're so independent, they back down.

02:09:44.000 I love how people are calling, I noticed this over the weekend, they had the concerts and the celebration for the inaugural weekend going on, and Snoop Dogg performed, Rick Ross performed, Soldier Boy performed, Nelly performed, along with some other white people, but the liberal whites calling them racist and bigots.

02:10:01.000 For supporting Trump.

02:10:02.000 It's just blowing my mind, dude.

02:10:03.000 It's like, you guys...

02:10:05.000 It reminds me...

02:10:06.000 You mentioned McCarthy earlier.

02:10:07.000 It reminds me of the days of McCarthy when they were having blacklists in Hollywood.

02:10:11.000 And they go, oh, people on Twitter, people on Blue Sky right now are going, oh, I'm making a list.

02:10:16.000 Snoop Dogg just made my list.

02:10:17.000 Okay.

02:10:19.000 That ship has sailed.

02:10:20.000 The self-proclaimed Long Beach gangster who has avoided murder convictions, now he's on your blacklist?

02:10:26.000 Right.

02:10:26.000 Okay, well, it sounds racist to me.

02:10:28.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:10:29.000 By the way, McCarthy, the thing is, it was actually right.

02:10:32.000 There were plenty of communists.

02:10:33.000 He was a little overzealous, and he was kind of a bombastic prick.

02:10:36.000 But there were plenty of communists, and we actually know now, like the Soviets, they're like, yeah, let's infiltrate their institutions, propaganda.

02:10:41.000 Oh, you mean it's a crazy idea that the Soviets believed in propaganda and that they could somehow use that against the West?

02:10:48.000 Go and read up on...

02:10:49.000 There are plenty of books on it.

02:10:50.000 McCarthy was not wrong about it.

02:10:51.000 Today, it's McCarthyism today, only there are no fascists.

02:10:55.000 That's the issue.

02:10:56.000 They just go, fascist, fascist, fascist, blacklist, only you're not a fascist and I'm not a fascist.

02:11:00.000 You and I have been just as blacklisted as any of the McCarthy blacklist in Hollywood.

02:11:05.000 Yeah, you especially.

02:11:07.000 Demonetized.

02:11:08.000 I'm banned from TikTok permanently.

02:11:10.000 We literally had to find an alternative and rumble.

02:11:13.000 I'm the fascist.

02:11:15.000 That'll be taken and clipped.

02:11:16.000 All right.

02:11:18.000 Let's watch Trump a little more.

02:11:20.000 Yeah, he's probably still roasting people.

02:11:22.000 He probably is.

02:11:23.000 Because, you know, if you look at my numbers with Hispanics, they're 56%.

02:11:27.000 Mike Johnson looks like the Brazier cartoon boy.

02:11:31.000 We just said he's not our sister.

02:11:33.000 My numbers with Hispanics, great numbers.

02:11:37.000 As the governor said, it hasn't...

02:11:39.000 Oh, did I get lucky?

02:11:43.000 Did I get lucky?

02:11:45.000 Supposing I said...

02:11:46.000 You know, he's not here, but the governor of Texas has done a terrible job.

02:11:51.000 Wow!

02:11:52.000 Look at you!

02:11:53.000 I can't see you because you're lower than everyone else in here.

02:11:57.000 Freaky little Burger King Kids Club wheelchair.

02:12:01.000 Front row handicap parking.

02:12:03.000 The governor of Texas is not doing his job.

02:12:06.000 You heard what I said?

02:12:07.000 See, I didn't know you were there.

02:12:09.000 I said he's doing...

02:12:09.000 I didn't know you were there, just like you didn't know there was a tree falling.

02:12:15.000 Because you didn't have...

02:12:16.000 Not only didn't he have a partner, he had people selling the wall.

02:12:21.000 Right?

02:12:22.000 We have a fence structure that we worked on, the governor worked on with me.

02:12:27.000 And I didn't love it, to be honest with you.

02:12:28.000 I wanted a nice precast concrete.

02:12:32.000 He's such a builder.

02:12:34.000 Lego gummies!

02:12:37.000 Have you seen those?

02:12:38.000 They're great.

02:12:38.000 You can't use the red dye anymore, but they're like gummy bears, but they're Legos.

02:12:45.000 Now I want Lego gummies.

02:12:47.000 Like a rabbit.

02:12:48.000 I said, what do you mean?

02:12:50.000 No way.

02:12:50.000 They brought some of these things up.

02:12:52.000 Bob's spaghetti!

02:12:54.000 And the other thing is you hit it with acid and the thing will disintegrate.

02:12:57.000 You know, they have things for concrete.

02:12:59.000 So they needed very hardened steel, very special steel.

02:13:02.000 And then they needed 7,000 pound concrete inside that steel.

02:13:05.000 You know, inside that steel.

02:13:06.000 And then they have a rebar that's the toughest steel made.

02:13:11.000 Very hard to cut.

02:13:13.000 So this is why very little is cut.

02:13:15.000 I mean, it's right.

02:13:16.000 And then they put an anti-climb panel on top.

02:13:18.000 I hated it.

02:13:20.000 I said, it's so unattractive.

02:13:23.000 And I said, why would that work?

02:13:24.000 I don't believe it works.

02:13:25.000 And I went to watch, bought a patrol, gave a display.

02:13:28.000 We had actually two sets of climbers.

02:13:31.000 The guys that climb up walls with drugs on their back, I mean, they got like 60, 70 pounds of drug, and they go as fast as you can walk.

02:13:38.000 They go, bop, bop, bop.

02:13:39.000 Like Cirque du Soleil.

02:13:40.000 Mount Everest-type climbers.

02:13:42.000 And honestly, the drug guys were much better.

02:13:45.000 I couldn't believe.

02:13:46.000 The drug guys blew them away, right?

02:13:48.000 He's saying he didn't like the top of it.

02:13:51.000 I didn't like it, and then he's going, I was wrong.

02:13:53.000 You didn't have it.

02:13:54.000 They showed me I was wrong.

02:13:55.000 No other president's doing this.

02:13:56.000 - Yeah, I know. - To sacrifice beauty for efficiency.

02:13:59.000 And we did, so we built this wall and we built over 500 miles of wall That's why we had such good numbers.

02:14:08.000 The famous chart that came down, very thankfully, the chart that came down on my right governor.

02:14:13.000 Had I not looked over there, I'm not speaking right now.

02:14:16.000 You might be speaking here.

02:14:17.000 You want to know the truth?

02:14:19.000 You, JD, have got a lot of great people in this party.

02:14:22.000 But it was, I got very lucky.

02:14:24.000 But we had the best numbers we've ever had.

02:14:26.000 But I bought, you know, what happens is when you fill it up, it's like water.

02:14:29.000 You fill it up.

02:14:30.000 Now we have 571 miles of wall.

02:14:33.000 And they would always say, you know, when we renovated a wall, so there'd be like a piece of plywood sitting there for 60 years, or a 2x4 sitting for 60 years on the ground and rotting.

02:14:48.000 Because, you know...

02:14:49.000 And they'd say, you didn't build a new wall!

02:14:51.000 Here we're building...

02:14:52.000 50 feet up in the air, 30 feet sections, 50 foot sections, all steel, all concrete, all everything.

02:14:58.000 And oh, by the way, they don't even want me to say this, but what the hell, it doesn't take them long time.

02:15:03.000 They're all wired for all of the equipment.

02:15:05.000 We put wires in everything so they can easily wire for all the different types of equipment.

02:15:10.000 If there's a doubt, we have to wire.

02:15:13.000 Whenever we just look, you just find the wires all over the place up top, so we can just hook it up.

02:15:18.000 We don't have to...

02:15:19.000 Have wires on the outside, which wouldn't do too well, right?

02:15:23.000 So anyway, so we built an extra 200 miles of wall, and the governor wanted to buy it.

02:15:30.000 He tried to buy it, and they wouldn't sell it to him.

02:15:32.000 He wanted to put it up himself.

02:15:33.000 Could have been done in three to four weeks, 200 more miles, because when you do it now, they just keep going further out, further out, further out, getting around.

02:15:42.000 So we did an extra 200 miles, and it was all bought.

02:15:48.000 And they announced that they're not going to put it up.

02:15:52.000 And that's when I realized they wanted open borders.

02:15:54.000 And that's when I realized that people are going to come pouring through the wall like nobody's ever seen before.

02:16:01.000 But you've seen it.

02:16:02.000 A lot of you are here because of that.

02:16:03.000 I made it my number one issue.

02:16:05.000 They all said inflation was the number one issue.

02:16:07.000 I said I disagree.

02:16:08.000 I think people coming into our country from prisons and from mental institutions is a bigger issue for the people that I know.

02:16:15.000 And I made it my number one.

02:16:16.000 I talked about inflation, too, but, you know, how many times can you say that an apple has doubled in cost?

02:16:22.000 I'd say it, and I'd hit it hard, but then I go back to the fact that we don't want criminals coming into our country.

02:16:29.000 We don't want the jails of every country in the world, virtually, being deposited into the United States.

02:16:35.000 And that man had to suffer with it.

02:16:37.000 And he did an unbelievable job.

02:16:40.000 I'll tell you, he was a very popular governor, but now he's like...

02:16:43.000 An unbeatable governor because of your border policies.

02:16:45.000 He was fantastic.

02:16:47.000 And he really was.

02:16:51.000 All right.

02:16:52.000 And for people who are not, we're going to be here, of course, tomorrow at 10 a.m.

02:16:56.000 Eastern, as we always are, weekdays.

02:16:57.000 And we even are on Fridays.

02:16:58.000 But that's only for Mug Club Rumble Premium members.

02:17:01.000 You can click that button right there.

02:17:03.000 Enjoy.

02:17:03.000 None of this happens without you.

02:17:04.000 Notice not a ton of...

02:17:07.000 Live reads and 20 minutes of commercials for every hour of programming and we can say whatever we want with a YouTube dumb button.

02:17:12.000 That's entirely because of you as well as this groundswell, this landslide mandate, this election.

02:17:18.000 It's because you, the people out there, have been heard and you're no longer going to be silenced.

02:17:23.000 You can download the Rumble app too.

02:17:24.000 You get automatic notifications whenever we are live.

02:17:26.000 We're going to continue taking your chats here today.

02:17:29.000 But before that, actually, we meant to do this last week.

02:17:34.000 And then it just got moved.

02:17:36.000 Z is no longer going to be press secretary.

02:17:39.000 I'm going to miss it.

02:17:41.000 I'm going to miss.

02:17:45.000 They were adorable.

02:17:46.000 I'm going to miss that mop with a body.

02:17:48.000 They did their level best.

02:17:50.000 And so as we go to Rumble premiere here in just a few moments, Karine Jean-Pierre.

02:17:56.000 No, don't say pirate.

02:17:58.000 It's time to close.

02:18:01.000 I am obviously acutely aware I am a black, gay, immigrant woman, the first of all three of those to hold this position.

02:18:10.000 Time to close.

02:18:13.000 Endings and beginnings are ending and beginning now.

02:18:20.000 When it comes to illegal migration, you've seen it come down by more than 90 percent, and that's because of the actions that this president has taken.

02:18:28.000 But why do you think it is that when you say the economy is improving, and President Biden says the economy is improving, that a majority of Americans outside of this building are not buying it?

02:18:38.000 When we walked into this administration...

02:18:40.000 The economy was on a tailspin.

02:18:44.000 That is the fact.

02:18:45.000 Because of the last administration.

02:18:47.000 In Las Vegas, he told a story about recently talking to a French president who died in 1996. I'm not even going to go down that rabbit hole with you, sir.

02:18:55.000 What is the rabbit hole?

02:18:56.000 Time to close.

02:19:00.000 Endings and beginnings are ending and beginning.

02:19:06.000 Our heartfelt condolences go out to the families who lost three brave folks who are military folks who are brave.

02:19:18.000 Is there any possibility that the president would end up pardoning his son?

02:19:22.000 No.

02:19:23.000 I just said no.

02:19:25.000 I just answered.

02:19:26.000 Go ahead.

Louder with Crowder - January 20, 2025

Crowder Inauguration Day Live Stream 2025 | The Return of Donald Trump!

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