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00:23:36.000at least 21 state election systems and attacked a U.S. voting systems software company.
00:23:41.000While there's no evidence that the Senate vote outcome was tampered with, this dangerous precedent should be a wake-up call as we head into the 2018 election cycle.
00:23:51.000Why do you feel so strongly about this?
00:23:52.000I feel strongly about it because it's obvious.
00:23:55.000I'm trying to bring this up for you guys.
00:23:56.000So I have this and we just brought up a Russian hack.
00:27:25.000But I think he's very passionate about they didn't collude.
00:27:28.000Okay, I want to ask you about one of the continuing resolutions to try to fund the budget and whether or not we're going to have a government shutdown.
00:27:40.000Now let's say, are we going to have a government shutdown?
00:27:43.000This isn't something that you don't see, and we're going to be doing this all day.
00:27:45.000day 823 we just went from russia collusion assuming collusion sorry i sprained my wrist we went from assuming russian collusion not the possibility assuming that as a pre assuming that as just okay this is the premise two is there gonna be a shutdown of all government let's do Let's discuss the tax bill.
00:31:28.000That sounds like less inflation than healthcare costs!
00:31:32.000I think liberals are really bad at numbers.
00:31:34.000Well, one thing with the tax video, with the tax bill, that really surprises me is I just, I, I, I, I, there's this idea that there's a roundabout way.
00:32:13.000This idea that we put it off there, this will only benefit corporations.
00:32:16.000So there's this voodoo economics where it's supposed to trickle down, like if a corporation has more money, they're going to give more to their employees, or they're going to hire more.
00:35:22.000Alright, let's uh... Hold on a second.
00:35:25.000All of this, I think, is only encouragement to the President that he can act in ways that would be destructive of our system of justice and he'll have only too many quiescent partners in the House.
00:35:37.000But maybe the plan is more subtle than what you think.
00:35:41.000I mean, maybe it's not getting rid of Rod Rosenstein.
00:35:46.000Are we still talking about firing Mueller?
00:35:49.000Here's the thing, do you realize, I mean, I was just watching Judd Apatow's stand-up special and he was talking about the Russian peeing incident, the Russian prostitutes, and he's like, we know it's probably not true, but wouldn't it be great if it were?
00:36:05.000This is Judd Apatow's stand-up special on Netflix.
00:38:59.000The CNN stream is really entertaining because the audio isn't even close to their video, so it makes them look even more dumb, said Nate no more.
00:39:08.000All right, we might want to find a way to get this a little more in sync for them.
00:40:22.000They're acting as though Mueller's already been fired.
00:40:24.000They've already asked, is it meddling or collusion with the Russians?
00:40:28.000And they have a guy who's on here spewing bullshit that is so bullshitty the House Intel Committee said you have to stop being so bullshitty and now we have Squishy Face.
00:44:09.000Why would CNN protect a source that, when you're talking about Schiff, or any source that humiliated them?
00:44:15.000With any of these stories, why would you protect a source that humiliated you because everyone thinks you're a liar and now you're facing a libel suit?
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00:47:35.000Now, Sound Guy Edward, if I don't hear this, if you turn it down for me, but the audience still hears it... Okay, it's at two different feeds.
00:48:46.000My inclination right now is to go, it's probably not as much of a mystery as CNN wants to make us believe, because it is incredibly dangerous and violent on the border, and my guess is it's border-related.
00:49:04.000- The Border Patrol Union says that Garland suffered severe head trauma, that he wants to remember, he wants to get this out in the open, and he wants for justice to be done.
00:49:13.000And Bill and Allison, one other important point to make, and that's that Angie Ochoa says she asked the FBI whether it's possible that Martinez was killed with rocks.
00:49:22.000The FBI told her there was no evidence to support that.
00:49:24.000- Oh my God. - This is the problem, this is the problem too. - It's so mysterious and it only gets more so an obvious way.
00:50:51.000There's some poor schmuck who had to get B-roll of grapes and wine glasses.
00:50:56.000You know that was shot at an intern's apartment and he had his nine roommates who were living in the Lower East Side, like, get out, get out, I have to get the hero shot of the grapes, they wanna do a report online.
00:51:05.000Be quiet, I need the audio for thinking.
00:51:08.000And she was just hired to like, can you wear it as low cut as possible without starting the boob open?
00:55:07.000No, I mean, you're aware that this is a CNN livestream, that right as we're talking, I've been watching CNN all morning and I'm going to do it for 16 hours.
00:57:46.000There's plenty of non-government-funded... Well, CTV gets government credits.
00:57:51.000Yeah, well, there's always been a lot of government support for public media in Canada or for broadcast media in Canada because it's faced such overwhelming competition from the U.S., although I think that's really become a non-issue in the last, I would say, ten years.
00:58:08.000When I was young, Canadians had themselves wrapped in a knot trying to decide what their identity was, you know, in contrast to the United States.
00:58:17.000That was the preoccupation of Toronto elites for like 20 years, but Canada is actually populated enough now and has enough big cities so that I think our concern about our national identity has decreased and Wait!
00:58:46.000that he has no mustache anymore you know what's weird is is uh he has no upper lip look at that it almost looks like he had like like someone penciled in a lip and did not like a jackson uh one of the jacksons good lord maybe it shrank away because it didn't get any sunlight during those years it's like a caterpillar just crawled away and it was left shriveled Yeah, you know, it's funny you say that about Toronto media, about Canada media.
00:59:10.000It seems to me when I lived there, their big identity was, we're not America.
00:59:57.000Saying look at Venezuela, Sean Penn, I think Nancy Pelosi, but for sure Bernie Sanders, Sean Penn, all the celebrities saying look at Venezuela, it's unbelievable, it's criminal, they call him a dictator.
01:00:08.000This man has done so much for the people of Venezuela and now that it's crumbling, they just don't talk about it.
01:00:13.000They just sweep it aside and say what about Denmark?
01:00:15.000Then the Danish Prime Minister says we're not socialists, we're a market-driven economy.
01:00:18.000vacation aruba for the summer you can literally see venezuela just just you can figuratively see best weather just just in flames across the cross you could just like it's like it'd be interesting to to do a video compilation of of people's support for venezuelan politics and to ask them the questions about what they think now
01:00:37.000Now, my suspicions are it'd be some conspiracy or theory about how Venezuela's economy is tanked because the capitalist countries have put sanctions on it or something like that, instead of noting the simple explanation, which is The policies were absolutely catastrophic.
01:00:51.000Venezuela was actually a rich country.
01:00:53.000That's the thing that's so terrifying.
01:00:55.000It's one of the most resource-rich countries, I think, in the world.
01:00:58.000Canada is one of the most resource-rich countries in the world as far as not only oil but mineral.
01:01:02.000Not so much, you know, once you go past Quebec City, you're getting pretty seasonal with your fruits and vegetables there, Dr. Peterson.
01:01:52.000And so they just rather than say we were wrong.
01:01:55.000And this is kind of socialism and Marxism and postmodernism to a T.
01:01:58.000There's never been ever a successful example.
01:02:01.000You just give it a little more time and it crumbles and they never acknowledge it.
01:02:05.000They move on to the next portion of the cycle.
01:02:08.000Well, I would say, though, in defense, like there are there are some things in Canada that are working quite well.
01:02:14.000I would say the health care system here, it's not obvious to me that the health care system here works worse than it does in the US.
01:02:21.000You know, I've lived in both places and I've had interactions with the health care system.
01:02:25.000There are problems in Canada with wait times for certain operations and that's really a consequence of rationing that emerges because there isn't a private system.
01:02:37.000But you know, Our hospitals pay very low overhead compared to American hospitals with regards to doing things like collecting bills, because American hospitals have to have a huge administrative overhead just to handle their finances.
01:02:51.000Well, there's something about health care that doesn't easily fit into a strict capitalist paradigm, you know, and I think it might have something to do with the fact that there's actually infinite demand for it.
01:03:02.000No, I'm not making the claim that a socialized medical system, A, would work in the U.S.
01:03:07.000I mean, Canada is a much smaller country, and we instituted a socialized medical care system back in the 60s when this was also a much smaller country.
01:03:16.000But it isn't obvious that it's not working Can I give you a couple of reasons why I think it's pretty obvious that it doesn't work?
01:04:14.000Well, they don't have MRI machines in most emergency rooms, whereas here, I make a phone call right now, I pay $350, I have an MRI, and if I need surgery, I can be on the table by the afternoon.
01:04:24.000So quality of care And then I also think it's important to remember one thing, and we've talked about this, you know, Canada can enjoy the luxury of a lot of these socialized programs because we, we protect the free world.
01:04:34.000And then when even you look at that, it's okay.
01:04:51.000And other countries say, well, we're going to subsidize it through the government.
01:04:53.000But someone has to come up with, you know, with the newest cancer treatment.
01:04:57.000Someone has to come up with the newest, you know, the newest, I don't know whether it's a pink, pink, someone has to find a fix for pancreatic cancer down the line.
01:05:05.000They're not even trying in a lot of these other countries that offer socialized care, disregarding the quality.
01:05:10.000So I do think I had to step I had to step outside the socialized medical system in Canada.
01:05:16.000My daughter required an ankle replacement about five or six years ago.
01:05:25.000She has rheumatoid arthritis and so she had a hip and an ankle replacement when she was 16, so it was pretty bloody catastrophic.
01:05:35.000So we learned everything you need to know about the medical system in a very painful amount of time.
01:05:42.000We had to step outside the Canadian public medical system for the ankle replacement because the waiting list Waiting list was two years, which was completely impossible because she was in excruciating pain.
01:05:54.000But I should say what's interesting is that the provincial government here, when we contacted them, actually helped us, strangely enough, arrange a private hospitalization for her in British Columbia.
01:06:08.000And so Canada has done a reasonable job of trying to amalgamate a system that allows people access to emergency or to medical care with With some, you know, outside the rules speeding up.
01:06:24.000Here's something interesting for you though, Steven.
01:07:23.000You go over to Infowars and that may be the case.
01:07:26.000He's just an actual living, breathing Sven computer.
01:07:29.000Okay, so I'm playing devil's advocate here a little bit, but let me tell you something that's quite interesting.
01:07:33.000So, the rate of private entrepreneurship in Canada per capita is actually higher than it is in the U.S.
01:07:41.000And there's been some investigations into why that is.
01:07:44.000I know it's hard to believe, but it happens to be the case.
01:07:46.000And one explanation that's been floated is the fact that young people in particular have socialized medical care because they are completely covered no matter No matter, like from one job to another, no matter when they switch jobs, that they're much more able to take an entrepreneurial risk when they're young because they don't have to worry about health care coverage for themselves or their family.
01:08:07.000So there's some evidence, and I'm not saying necessarily that it's reliable evidence, but there's some evidence that laying in that underlying, what would you call it, foundation of security enables people to take risks that they might not otherwise take.
01:08:20.000Which I think is kind of a, if it's true, it's kind of comical that a socialized program would actually facilitate private enterprise.
01:08:30.000I'm not familiar with the study, but here is what I would say initially.
01:08:34.000I mean, first off, we know if you look at Fortune 500 companies, if you look at companies that have innovated and created, I mean, even as a percentage of the population, it's just not even close with the United States.
01:08:43.000I think Germany is the only European country up there.
01:08:47.000As someone who left, you know, the world where I was at one point employed by other people, because I really wanted to start this myself, and now we employ 12 people, it never would have even crossed my mind Uh, that why I won't do it unless I get healthcare.
01:09:00.000Yes, and 12 people who could have never found employment any other way, too.
01:09:09.000Uh, but, uh, it never would have even crossed my mind.
01:09:12.000That guy with the, like, the thin hat there.
01:09:13.000Like, I don't know what he would have done.
01:09:16.000It never even crossed my mind, and I can't imagine it crossing the mind of someone who really, because if you're an entrepreneur, you're taking a risk.
01:09:24.000And so these people, inherently, like you would probably do with your personality assessment, this would probably go under industriousness, the people who really tend to rise to the top are people who take that risk.
01:09:34.000And I can't imagine someone who would have been a successful entrepreneur, who would have started Apple, who would have started Microsoft, who would have started the company that, ElectroVoice that creates RE20s, But didn't end up doing it because they didn't have socialized healthcare with a two-year wait time for an ankle replacement.
01:09:53.000I'm not saying it's wrong, but it doesn't seem to fit with the personality of an entrepreneur.
01:09:58.000Well, I have this great idea for desalinizations that'll give us access to all of the world's water at a fraction of the price, but...
01:10:09.000Yeah, I think it's probably more borderline cases, you know, where people are have our young people have a family that started and they're deciding whether they could risk an entrepreneurial venture or stay in a secure job.
01:10:20.000You know, I think you're right that the people who are really classic entrepreneurs and they're high in openness, by the way, not conscientiousness that the entrepreneur entrepreneur types are like artists, not like not like managers and administrators.
01:10:34.000They're high in openness, which actually predisposes them to liberalism, by the way, which is partly why places like Silicon Valley tend to be quite liberal.
01:10:41.000Entrepreneurs and managers are quite different in their personality.
01:10:45.000But anyways, I mean, I'm not all that interested in making a walloping strong case for the benefits of socializing.
01:10:51.000No, no, I listen, but I understand it because you come on the show.
01:10:54.000I don't want you to be labeled a right-wing extremist like myself.
01:10:57.000We don't necessarily agree on everything, but... Hey, look, I've already been called Hitler, so...
01:11:01.000I don't know if you... Have you been following the Lindsey Shepard affair with Wilfred Laurier University?
01:11:26.000Dr. Peterson, where's the best place for people to go and take your personality quiz?
01:11:28.000We have to go back to fact-checking CNN.
01:11:31.000Yep, well, they can go to understandmyself.com for the personality test and selfauthoring.com if they want to write about their past and improve their future, and both of those really work.
01:12:54.000Sorry, I just realized I don't have a cough mic, and I aerated the microphone.
01:13:00.000I've eaten a big bowl of oatmeal this morning.
01:13:02.000So this is just so funny to me that – okay, let me read this here.
01:13:06.000here i think i have it from the chip hasn't gone the centers for medicare and medicaid services have been signing checks to states for the last two months last week president trump signed funding for chip to avoid the consequences of a government shutdown sanity majority leaders and on sunday we need to make sure that children's health insurance program that's chip just expiring gets to the panel before the end of the year they have taken so many measures republicans to make sure that this does not happen the premise on cnn is just republicans
01:13:29.000Republicans are a and want to defund chip because they want nine million to use their words earlier for people who weren't on the hashtag Crowder CNN live stream.
01:13:38.000They want you to believe that nine million tiny Tims will die because Republicans don't care about kids.
01:15:01.000So they've been saying, okay, is Trump, is Trump, is it meddling or collusion with the Russians?
01:15:06.000They just said there are going to be 9 million tiny Tims who die because the Republicans don't want to fund the child health care initiative, CHIP as they call it, which is They tried to fund it for the next five years, but Democrats want it to fund all the things, and so they said no.
01:15:20.000Um, Allison Camerota's hair doesn't move, and there's a guy in there who looks like... Remember those... Maybe you can help us.
01:15:47.000Uh, the nine million tiny Tims is really funny.
01:15:49.000I don't know how people haven't inoculated that yet.
01:15:53.000Like, how are people taking any of that seriously?
01:15:56.000Like, when CNN, like, anytime they do a policy thing, they're like, They're getting rid of a DMV, so 40 million unicorn children will die this morning.
01:16:43.000When I watch CNN, I just get this stress hormone where I'm just like, oh, I'm in Levity Live in New York and last night I did a show and kind of, I did an extra half hour and was just kind of ranting about various things.
01:19:11.000It's like a little north of New York City, but south of where I live in the Adirondacks, so they don't really have an accurate identity of who they are.
01:20:05.000Compliment his shoes even though you don't believe it.
01:20:10.000Alison Camerota, your hair flows like that of golden yarn spun by the gods.
01:20:16.000What's weird to me is, do you notice with King- Oh god, it's like angry long-faced Ben Shapiro with a buzz cut.
01:20:24.000If you take Ben Shapiro's face, punch him so you're left, so from his right, so his nose goes, buzz cut him, and then lengthen the face in Photoshop without hitting shift.
01:21:27.000You just read something on Twitter, or you read something that we wrote, and now you're using Getty Images, and, you know, because you paid...
01:23:59.000Like, they keep being like, oh, yeah, he got peed on in Russia, and then it turns out it wasn't true, and then they're like, there's more breaking news.
01:24:06.000Well, Judd Apatow, I just watched, have you seen Judd Apatow's comedy special on Netflix?
01:24:54.000I said, well, on the show we talked about in Beauty and the Beast today how there aren't enough black roles, but we put black people in powdered wigs in French colonial eras, and like, you know, obviously it goes both ways.
01:25:04.000She was like, well, you think you want to talk about Disney on air?
01:25:06.000I was like, no, you asked me what I was talking about.
01:25:08.000She's like, well, what about the Russian dossier?
01:25:18.000It's the best time to be a comic right now of all time.
01:25:21.000Because it's almost like all these other comedians are just crippling themselves and just the fact that all make fun of, like, Islam.
01:25:29.000I feel like that one boat who made it in Gump, like when the storm hits and all the other fishing boats are just ruined and then Gump's boat just sails out.
01:25:40.000Because it's like all these other comics refuse to acknowledge, like, all these hilarious premises.
01:26:30.000YouTube slash Owen Benjamin Comedy, and of course, YouTube Carol's gonna be coming up, and Owen, uh, helped us with this behind the scenes.
01:26:37.000I don't know if we'll be talking- we won't be talking on air before the new year, but you and I will definitely be talking, uh, here before then.
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01:28:03.000Let me tell you something, people say, what's the end goal here?
01:28:05.000Alright, this is, let me just be real, and then we'll go to, can we move James O'Keefe back?
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01:31:33.000The whole reason for the mug, you watch the Daily Show because you're a fan, but for the people who aren't, who are watching, the Young Turks going, Is this bullshit?
01:31:42.000Our video is right next to theirs, and that's what we're doing today with CNN.
01:31:45.000I'm getting aggravated just listening to the bullcrap.
01:31:48.000If they're going to talk about Jerusalem and say anything other than Jerusalem belongs to and has always belonged to Israel, Hamas, democratically elected, has the destruction of all Jews in their charter, they're the bad guy, Israel's the good guy, we give Jerusalem to the good guy, period.
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01:45:34.000Don't you also love how the Melbourne attack into holiday?
01:45:37.000So right away, you have the Melbourne attack, which I believe, I'm not entirely, I was reading this morning, they found was a Muslim guy, right?
01:46:08.000Can you bring that down for just a second for me, sound guy Edward?
01:46:11.000I'm looking here to see who the attacker was.
01:46:15.000For the, um, Melbourne attack, okay, two people, blah blah blah, was of Afghan descent, even by... So just there, so this is a good example, just there, CNN reported on a Melbourne attack in Australia.
01:46:27.000We're just gonna tear them a new sphincter today.
01:46:31.000And that's why I have the overlay, because we're not cutting this in post.
01:46:34.000This is the show that goes in the livestream archive.
01:48:00.000Schiff, they have Representative Schiff on, he's been saying he has evidence for 9 months, and now they just report an Afghan- Afghanistani...
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01:50:26.000Yeah, people don't realize it is harder to get a gun than a car, significantly, and you can do, anyone can do much more damage with a car accidentally.
01:50:36.000An accidental misfire with a gun, you kill one person, usually yourself.
01:51:06.000I mean, think about, like... It's not even close.
01:51:08.000You just, you fall asleep and you kill more people than if you're fooling around like a moron, putting a gun up, going, it's not loaded, boom, boom, boom.
01:51:15.000Like, picture the worst case scenario of someone messing up with a firearm.
01:51:20.000Which is kind of natural selection at that point.
01:51:22.000It's not anywhere close to the damage that can be done with a car.
01:51:24.000Makes you think you should have to lock your keys up in a safe, within a safe.
01:52:57.000If you're a student of life... I think you have to manufacture an EDU address, though, for it to work, right?
01:53:03.000We do every other day, but today we'll go with yes.
01:53:06.000Today we'll just say we'll be very lenient on the student today if you join Mug Club, because if you don't, it just means you want more CNN.
01:56:27.000Not throttling, let's say, okay, you know what, you need to pay a little bit more because you're using 4K.
01:56:33.000Like right now, if they were to say, you know what, you need to pay a little more because A, you're screwing CNN, they're another partner of ours with YouTube.
02:00:00.000Last time at the Olympics, was it Rio?
02:00:02.000Yeah, she submitted every single opponent.
02:00:04.000Like you want to talk about super athlete, this woman is as good as it gets.
02:00:08.000And she was sexually abused by her coach.
02:00:11.000She came on, she had a testimony about it when she was very young.
02:00:13.000Like actually sexually abused by her coach repeatedly.
02:00:17.000Came forward I think she was 14 at the time came forward and they moved to Boston to work with Jimmy Pedro And she went on to win two gold medals So she has an unbelievable story and when you would talk with her you wouldn't you wouldn't know it.
02:00:30.000She's unbelievably positive This kind of stuff really, really bothers me.
02:00:49.000Well, listen, I'm not saying she's going to be walking the runway.
02:00:55.000What I'm saying is, compared to the gaggle of Pelosi's and Elizabeth Warren's and Hillary Clinton's and Debbie Wasserman Schultz's, Nikki Haley is a refreshing change of face.
02:01:04.000And have you ever seen her at the UN tear them a new one?
02:01:06.000It's like when you see the Cleveland Browns are on your schedule.
02:03:06.000Yeah, the ground, we have a coffee machine where if it fills up with grounds, it just goes haywire and it lets you know that it cannot, cannot make any more coffee.
02:03:25.000That guy, you know, there's a good example of a guy who I really liked until he came out as so far left, which is why I was so happy when it turned out to be Mario Batali, who I wasn't happy that he sexually harassed anybody.
02:03:35.000I was happy that there was no rape involved.
02:03:37.000But I was sitting there, I was like, please don't be Gordon Ramsay.
02:04:37.000Well, it makes sense, they shut down Red Eye.
02:04:42.000Can someone let me know, it has craters, Andy Levy appearing on CNN now?
02:04:45.000He used to be the ombudsman for Red Eye, and then when they unceremoniously fired Bill Schultz, he became like the co-host, and then he was the co-host for, after Greg Gutfeld left, and then, oh, hey, Hopper!
02:09:35.000We're not talking about... It is the capital of Israel.
02:09:37.000We're not talking about, you know, agreeing that... No, it is the capital... Well, because obviously, obviously, Palestinians, Hamas, who have the destruction of Jews in their charter, they claim Jerusalem.
02:09:47.000As a matter of fact, Reg, put the Jerusalem stuff in the current document, if you're watching, so that we can... Because there have been so many empires...
02:09:57.000So many rulers in that area who never recognized Jerusalem as their capital.
02:11:03.000Because Jerusalem is mentioned over 600 times by name in the Old Testament.
02:11:08.000I think it's maybe 400 times by name, 600 times through the term Zion.
02:11:12.000And it's never mentioned in the Quran, only in Hadith, and it's when Muhammad had his LSD trip that they refer to as a dream where he ascended to heaven.
02:11:22.000And here's the thing, I know people are saying, well, how do you know that he didn't ascend to heaven?
02:11:25.000And that's that, you know, because he's in hell.
02:11:56.000Let's assume that you're not a complete atheist, okay?
02:12:00.000So you're not a complete atheist, but you don't believe in the Judeo-Christian God, but you think, okay, afterlife, good things for good people, bad things for bad people.
02:12:08.000All right, let's get rid of the Christian component.
02:12:10.000A mass murdering, raping, beating his six-year-old wife, calling for the deaths of all Christians and Jews is his last words, warlord.
02:12:23.000If we're just going based on actions, remove the salvation component, just good angel, bad angel, you really don't think that Muhammad is burning in hell right now?
02:12:33.000Just from a purely secular standpoint.
02:14:36.000This is, again, that liberalism by omission.
02:14:39.000Trump colon Dems want to shut down for the holidays.
02:14:42.000Well, yeah, Trump said that, but he's basically saying that because the Democrats are huffing and puffing and they're angry over this bill, that there's going to be a shutdown for the holidays.
02:14:50.000He's placing the blame on Democrats, just as CNN and everyone placed the blame on the Republicans for the shutdown for a long time.
02:14:56.000But here, they say, Trump, how do we spin this as anti-Trump?
02:15:00.000Well, the Democrats might cause a shutdown.
02:15:03.000Trump said the Democrats might cause a shutdown.
02:15:19.000How are we back to Chip and we're only two hours in? - Ah. - I feel like Tom Hanks, I feel like Tom Hanks in Punchline, when his dad and his son, His dad and his brother show up to his stand-up, and he's this brilliant stand-up comedian.
02:15:32.000And then he can't, and he starts crying, and he's talking about how my dad used to hunt, and I was just, and I couldn't, because I didn't want to, I was too scared to, can somebody help me?
02:16:45.000I don't know what's coming for the 16 hours.
02:16:46.000But right now I'm all, I was expecting Jared to be here and I'm flying solo all day.
02:16:50.000So this is much more difficult, precarious than I had anticipated.
02:16:54.000And she doesn't seem... She's wearing... She's like trying to fake us out like she's wearing a gold medal, that one in the top right quadrant.
02:17:00.000Like we're gonna think she wins the conversation!
02:17:14.000The House passed legislation that would fund CHIP for five more years, but the Democrats opposed it because they didn't like the way it was going to be funded.
02:17:25.000Paul Ryan said, we need to get this before we break on holiday.
02:17:53.000It's Democrats holding a gun to their head.
02:17:54.000had no uranium one we'd like the government we pay for to stay up and running gosh i'm gonna need some coffee soon when we go to the next break Do you think those are all green screens?
02:18:56.000They're going to be investing and hiring more people.
02:18:57.000I don't, do you know, to me, even as a kid, right, when you were selfish, for example, let's say you wanted Did you ever have anything when you were a kid that you wanted?
02:20:33.000If you were a kid, just a selfish little bastard, would it have been that much of a leap, if you said, like, you can't get the Megazord because it's too expensive, for someone to say, hey, I'm going to give your dad twice the money that he's making now for this job, would you have been able to make the connection that, oh, I'm more likely to get a Megazord?
02:20:54.000Yeah, I'd certainly want to think if he didn't have that, I could petition the government to give me the money.
02:21:00.000But, like, you understood there was a finite supply of funds, right?
02:21:03.000And so let's say if someone said, hey, your parents are going to be twice as wealthy.
02:21:07.000Would you understand that that would directly benefit you?
02:21:22.000They don't want you to know they're screwing the middle class.
02:21:25.000Unless you believe that the government should be the sole employer of the American populace, I don't know how people think it's a logical leap to just understand that if you allow businesses, not even give them, just allow them to keep more of their money, that they'll pay people more.
02:21:42.000I just don't, I never understand the connection people, liberals, make between, uh, you know, the police state, for instance.
02:21:48.000That, you know, police brutality is a systemic problem, and the police force can't be trusted.
02:21:53.000By the way, hold on one second, and hold that thought.
02:21:54.000Breaking, the man at the border was killed by two illegal immigrants.
02:23:26.000Two weeks ago, a search warrant that was filed unsealed in New Mexico showed the agents were chasing a tip that two undocumented brothers, suspected drug smugglers, had attacked the agents.
02:23:36.000Don't know if he was killed by them, but it's silly to say, like, no answers.
02:23:42.000We were watching that, we didn't even know.
02:23:44.000Okay, sorry, go back to what you were saying and then we'll... The fundamental, like, for a leftist is to want to put so much power in the monopoly of the government to control things, yet You know, the police state and other things they throw out there as government can't be trusted, but they will solely trust the government when it comes to providing people for people.
02:26:09.000They've never mentioned Uranium One, the Clinton scandal.
02:26:11.000They said nine million tiny Tims will die because the Republicans want to defund the CHIP program, Child Health Care Initiative, which they don't.
02:27:37.000Why, were you planning to be in a CNN commentator in the quadrant view next to the guy who looks like the Burger Meister Burger and S.E. Cup?
02:27:55.000Well, I mean, it is, like you said, you guys have never been known for being political.
02:27:59.000I'm not even ascribing anything to you as far as what you believe, but just like you said, you're going to get a tax cut because you're entrepreneurs.
02:28:13.000you were laughing at my uh i thought you're laughing at my appendix carry see i got my got my walther here in a pow see that nice pow pow yeah i know we have to do this it's a true i was waterboarded last year hey you guys were in the military were you ever waterboarded what was that i guess not Well, anyway.
02:29:33.000So I was writing it for them to be arguing.
02:29:36.000And in there I wrote a few paragraphs, and then, here's no script, they refer to themselves, they use the n-word because they're black, and so I wrote, like, later, in, like, maybe at the very last lines, I'm like, one of you saying, and I wrote n dash dash dash, right?
02:29:52.000And I felt really uncomfortable writing this for you guys, but I was writing it in your voice.
02:29:57.000And I was like, I don't know how offended, I don't know if they're going to be really mad or offended.
02:30:01.000The first line, the first line Kevin comes in, Ebeneezer YouTube, at least that's what you've been telling us, nigga.
02:31:25.000I gotta pick out something for my wife, man.
02:31:26.000I do this every week, very last second.
02:31:28.000We're still sleeping Yeah And it's not like it's that crazy Of an hour Wake up at the crack of nine Do you guys have big plans For Christmas?
02:31:38.000Man I gotta go to the mall I gotta pick out something From my wife I do this every week The very last second You still shop And it's like Nothing today Let's do it today What's that?
02:31:55.000off Amazon you type in like hey you know I don't know you type in like anti-aging makeup and then it tells you Jesus was a fictional character you get everything you want add to cart one day shipping one day ship one day shipping hey hey Sven computer what was it that you tried to order on Amazon remember remember Beep beep.
02:40:36.000I believe it or not, I have to use the restroom and after that means, look at this, I have to use the restroom and I have to take off this belt.
02:44:04.000Not only do you get access to Loud Earth Crater daily, finally, but the entire CRTV lineup, including Mark Levin, Mark Stein, and Michelle Malkin.
02:46:44.000You're going to buy a firearm this season.
02:46:46.000If you're thinking about it, if you're thinking about a Glock, if you're thinking about a Smith & Wesson, if you're thinking about a Ruger, try the Walther.
02:47:51.000Anyway, one thing, we just say thank you so much to our sponsors, SimpliSafe this year.
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02:48:02.000You'd be surprised how big of a pussy most firearm companies are they acquiesce to the anti-gun lobby they're terrified they cower we told walther listen this is what we do we're conservative we're all christian conservatives here except for sven computer who's an atheist he's hellbound he'll be meeting muhammad soon but we said we're christian we said we're do not speak unless spoken to computer What is it?
02:51:03.000Well, the good thing is we're all under that umbrella, you know, at CRTV, so people can join up and there's a discount if they're a veteran, military, or student.
02:51:10.000Gavin, tell them about your show there on CRTV.
02:51:11.000By the way, right now on CNN, they're talking about the corporate tax cut is the biggest factor in the bill, as though it's a bad thing.
02:51:20.000Are you upset at the idea of reducing the highest corporate tax rate in the world?
02:51:23.000Is it just me, or do I see that and go, good, yeah, sounds fine?
02:51:26.000No, I'm not upset, but I'm one of the few people who should be upset.
02:52:19.000The way CRTV works is we all kind of produce our own shows, so we employ people in different areas of the country.
02:52:25.000And the more your show grows, the more people who sign up, the more people you're able to employ.
02:52:29.000Let's say you had an extra million dollars to our own budget, I would imagine the very first thing you would do is probably hire more people, and then probably improve some tech capabilities.
02:52:43.000No, we need a better switcher here, so we have a plan for the new year, depending on how many people join today, two new hires, and then some new things that we need to fix in the studio.
02:52:52.000Look, I'm so rich that money is just a thing.
02:52:57.000Like when they say, that'll be $35, sir.
02:53:17.000Well, maybe not the best ambassador, then, for this tax bill, because I don't think people are hearing your story, and this sounds like a good idea.
02:53:23.000Do you want me to give you the hit list thus far?
02:53:27.000I know since you haven't been watching, do you want me to give you the hit list thus far, Gavin, of the biases and flat-out lies from CNN just in the first hour and 49 minutes?
02:53:36.000Yes, and before you do, I wouldn't be surprised, and I'm a sexist so I'm biased, that there was a disproportionate number of women saying these things.
02:53:45.000I've noticed that we've got that Zoe Tuerer's daughter, Katie Tuerer, and some other chick.
02:53:51.000Wait, which one's the Tuerer, the tranny who strangled Ben Shapiro?
02:58:51.000Yeah, they really have run out of band names.
02:58:52.000I saw that when I was in a car with Andrew Breitbart and this band came on, Deer Tick, and Andrew turned to me and he just said, I really, like, I hate to be that guy where their generation, like, is mad about Elvis swiveling his hips, but it really feels as though they've run out of band names when it's Deer Tick.
02:59:09.000And he went into the science of why it was a bad band name.
02:59:14.000Okay, well, you know what, Gavin, where's the best place for people to find you, sir?
02:59:16.000We're going to have to go watch Nikki Haley here.
02:59:21.000I'm on a website called CRTV.com, and if you go there you can join Gavin's Mug Club.
02:59:29.000You get $10 off, and you get to see all of the top people at CRTV, like Michelle Malkin, Phil Robertson, me, I think that's pretty much it.
03:00:09.000Instead, there is a larger point to make.
03:00:13.000The United States will remember this day in which it was singled out for attack in the General Assembly for the very act of exercising our right as a sovereign nation.
03:00:27.000make the world's largest contribution to the united nations and we will remember it when so many countries come calling on us as they know don't why would you ever mute us this is the show the funny part is when we just talk well not when you talk well that's true i'm just saying let's just have the audio going so everyone can hear the audio that goes that is what the american people want us to do and let's hear it it is the right thing to do i You don't think that's a good-looking woman?
03:01:41.000I think it's crazy that you're going to see the UN do this, and they won't probably cover this part of it, so this is maybe a sin of omission here, is that I think 6 of the 12 UN resolutions are against Israel, when they're kind of handing out demerits for people right now.
03:04:29.000When you have Syria, Egypt, Jordan, everyone wanting to wipe Israel off the face of the map, and the UN are a bunch of spineless pansies, right?
03:04:35.000For example, you know, if you look at the UN, you look at the Seven Day War, it's like, oh, here's a place that gained land in a defensive war, Israel.
03:04:42.000When countries came together to wipe them out, If the UN wants, I don't know, this is just a hunch, if the UN wants as little work to do as possible, it's just a lot easier to side with everyone who wants to kill them.
03:04:53.000There's one little plot of land, everyone wants them out, and the UN wants to appease as many people as possible.
03:04:59.000Yeah, hold on, Sven Computer had something.
03:05:01.000So, as Reginald just said, this is coming from CBS, so this resolution that they're voting on right now is stating that any decision to change the status of Jerusalem is null and void, has no legal effect, and that it must be rescinded.
03:05:12.000So that's precisely what they're voting on.
03:05:26.000Trump said that he's watching this closely, beep beep, because all these countries, all the Muslim countries that are going to vote against Israel, beep beep, they are getting foreign aid by the US, beep beep, so he wants to cut the funding, potentially, if they keep on voting that way against Israel.
03:05:43.000Am I the only one who thinks it's entirely reasonable?
03:06:13.000You should just go topless towards the end.
03:06:15.000That's really when things will get interesting.
03:06:16.000Someone said, so Samir Karam said the UN decision will be based on the fear of violent countries and greed when it comes to the rich countries like Saudi Arabia.
03:06:24.000You got to admit, you kind of have to go with one or the other.
03:06:28.000Either the Jews are money-grubbing, you know, shekel hucksters, or they took the only plot of land in that entire area of the world with no oil.
03:06:41.000You know, we had some Egyptian people that we knew that they would say that the Israelis, they could run their hands through the sand and pull out gold because they could produce stuff in land that nobody else could.
03:06:49.000If you look historically, every time that the Jews were not there inhabiting it, it was like jackals in ruins, man.
03:07:19.000She got up there and said, we're going to be the only people that stand with Israel, and thank God, that's a promise in the Bible that we're going to be okay if we do that.
03:07:26.000Hold on, Sven Computer has some research here.
03:10:36.000We should hear, the United States is moving its embassy, right, that should be in some kind of scroll down here.
03:10:42.000And instead it says Trump's decision on Jerusalem, not the American people's decision in 1995 that was voted on in Congress, right?
03:10:50.000That's not what we're hearing, and the capital that we've given them already.
03:10:54.000There should be more context, and it's very easy to do in a short period of time, and they're not doing it.
03:10:59.000So the United States is just getting bashed in the UN, and that's all we're kind of hearing.
03:11:03.000We're not hearing the other side of the story, which we should be able to do whatever the hell we want with our own embassy.
03:11:07.000Well, what's just crazy to me is they were talking about how 9 million tiny Tims are going to die because of the CHIP program, you know, Child Health Care Initiative, and it's not true.
03:11:13.000No, and somebody tweeted out a picture to me and a couple other people on the team that had like a pre-1950s photograph of a child dying from type 1 diabetes, and I was like, well, it's good that you had to go back to pre-1950s because no children will die like that, okay?
03:14:30.000I don't think there's a specific one for us, no.
03:14:32.000I don't know if there's not, not from us, but listen, if you are a fan of Walther sponsoring the show, you want that, you want this show to continue, you want more like the CNN livestream, just call Walther, let them know that you heard about them on this show.
03:14:43.000Listen, we're not in it to make any, we don't make any more money if they sell more Walthers, right?
03:14:47.000They're just helping to sponsor the show because it's, I truly believe, I mean, you have it, it's, it's, they're just, they're the best guns out there at the price point.
03:14:54.000Their newest one, have you seen their newest one, the Creed?
03:14:56.000So it's their low price point Walther.
03:15:35.000So it is, but it has a metal wider trigger guard, kind of like you'd be used to more so with, um, you know, more traditional, like a SIG or something like that.
03:15:43.000So, uh, even their lowest price one, the new Creed, if you, if you're looking, if it's out of your price range, cause Walther is going to be really high quality lifetime warranty, their Creed is their less expensive one.
03:17:44.000So these are hand-painted, hand-etched at lottoescutter.com slash mug club, but they're not hand-formed because we just don't, I mean, that's incredibly expensive.
03:18:13.000I guess trending is curated for people, because people are showing me right now it's number four on their trending list.
03:18:16.000I kind of thought that too, because it was showing up on Edward's before it showed up on mine, and then it showed up on yours and mine, which is kind of weird.
03:18:24.000I don't know if it's curated, but I know there is a difference between where you have it set.
03:18:27.000So it's like United States trends or world trends or some... If you had it set on your pornography trends, though, you're probably not going to see it there, right?
03:18:58.000Okay, so in this room we have full-time, we have Not Gay Jared, Sound Guy Edwards, Fenn Computer, he's part-time, Gerald Morgan, myself obviously, we have Aaron the intern, we have Darren, Francine, Garrett is part-time, then we have Courtney Scoffs on the website, of course, we have Casey.
03:20:10.000So you don't have to join, but if you want us to be able to fight back and there's no one else who's going to be doing it, that's just, you know, $69 for the year.
03:20:40.000You've got to pass the budget so that the government doesn't shut down, right?
03:20:43.000And we always kind of seem to kind of walk all the way up to the edge of the cliff before we do it.
03:20:47.000I find it funny how they bitch about the tax plan, and it's going to add $1.5 trillion over 10 years is what they're claiming, which, this is amazing, because 10 trillion in 8 years, that's barely outpacing inflation.
03:23:54.000Okay, right now we are going to go to segment number two, two of five of the tale of Ebenezer YouTube ghost of past, present, and future, teaching him of his covetous, censoring, throttling ways.
03:24:06.000Segment two here, I believe that we see Ebenezer YouTube, who just was met by the ghost of Clint Howard slash Susan Wojcicki, is awoken, awakened from his slumber, ghost of Christmas past, so we get to look on YouTube Passed.
03:32:25.000We want to gain thousands of Mug Club subscribers just so we can do more of this, so we can do more undercover Antifa, so we can do more Change My Minds.
03:32:33.000One thing, and I would love it if you do, this is just a moment of sincerity here.
03:32:36.000Tweet me at AskCrowder, use the hashtag, For people who've joined the Mug Club, do you feel like you've gotten your money's worth?
03:35:04.000thing in the background like it's 7-eleven that tells the height or something like that someone said watching every day youtube dies because mug club provides that's what they think about uh trending number eight um maybe not ask you to guess the ending with 12 hours to go someone said scrooge gets throttled and then jihadi bond comes in and beats the ghost of christmas past this is from luke birds with the line of the day keep going to sven's uh just his youtube stream Sven, you can bring up some of the best tweets, and you can even tell me what tweets you think are really good, okay?
03:35:31.000Because I'm going here, and we were originally able to, me, send you my screen.
03:35:36.000Technical difficulties were rolling on the fly, and Sven Computer is helping us, and Reg, and the team is helping to make it happen.
03:35:42.000Someone just said you're at number three right now.
03:35:56.000Alana Workman says, I definitely feel like I've gotten... Sorry, people, we're just... It's a commercial on there, so it's commercial to us.
03:36:01.000I definitely feel I've gotten more than my money's worth I watch every day, and you love the addition of the Change My Mind segments.
03:36:29.000That's when it gets, unless there's a terrorist attack, in which case that'll become the number one trend and CNN will say, there's nothing to see here.
03:36:34.000So, uh, I don't know what the person did it for.
03:36:37.000Jason Lisenby says, I say Ebenezer buys into Mug Club.
03:41:31.000By the way, for people who are like, hey, you called him a pussy, are you a Christian?
03:41:35.000Let me just take this time here to say thank you to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for A, keeping us alive and providing us for the opportunity and the birth of Not the birth of the United States, but being born in the United States and we're able to do this.
03:43:47.000So we were just trying to help them, not realizing that at the same time they had a whole new agenda that we hadn't experienced before.
03:43:55.000Right-wing activist Stephen Crowder runs a website and podcast.
03:43:59.000He and three people associated with him pose as a family from Montreal trying to get more information on health care for their trans son.
03:44:08.000They filmed the entire meeting with hidden cameras.
03:44:11.000Asking questions about getting free health care.
03:44:13.000To have folks outside of the community, let alone coming in with malnutrition, to expose this conspiracy of trans folks really trying to access services, is absolutely absurd.
03:44:26.000The meeting happened months ago, but the video was just recently discovered.
03:44:31.000Now the Pride Center and its members say they are ready to move forward.
03:44:43.000Hey, Ben, go to the research docs and bring up the Facebook event, or Reg, if you can text it to me, their Facebook event, it was the trans town hall, what the hell, Ken?
03:45:51.000With a minimal footprint, something that Alaskans have been fighting for for 38 years.
03:45:57.000You don't give up on something when the cause is right, when you know you have so much to contribute.
03:46:05.000So to colleagues who have stood with us as the Alaska delegation, with those who have stood with Alaska, with those who have stood for American energy production, Today is indeed a bright, bright day.
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03:46:49.000dots on the top maybe for brightness in our public life if you think about the impact all right do you got it sven you have the trans town what the hall yeah how do i uh sven can you come here spend the computer that means you're having all right i'm gonna make the point that i was gonna Every single time one of these things come out, like the Hillary Clinton stuff, all the emails and stuff like that that come out about the document dumps that we've had, right?
03:47:12.000Nobody talks about, you're just pissed off because somebody found out you were doing something wrong or something stupid or something people wouldn't support.
03:47:20.000All you do is say, well, you invaded our privacy or you did it the wrong way to find it.
03:47:24.000And if something comes out on Republicans every single time, it focuses on the issue and not the way people got the documents.
03:47:35.000Like, how stupid are people for them to go, yeah, you're right, they shouldn't have been recording.
03:47:40.000Forget the fact that you're trying to give people, you know, access to healthcare that they shouldn't have in the first place and encouraging them to do things that are scientifically proven to be bad for them and increase suicide rates and everything else.
03:47:52.000They were just mad that someone leaked it.
03:47:54.000They weren't mad about the content of the leaks.
03:47:57.000Look, if you don't want people to be mad at you for being jerks to heads of other states in emails, don't be jerks to heads of other states in emails.
03:48:41.000We went to a town hall where they discussed how to lie to health insurance.
03:48:47.000to get sex change operations paid for and it went all the way as far as electrolysis and the media like we just showed you reports that we went in and we illegally recorded them and that the video we took we didn't take down the video that's I'm trying to claim a victory you know what a victory is we told Shia LaBeouf and his people to piss off and guess what they did you know what a real victory is Facebook was throttling us and what was actually announced in the end gadget article and we said a lot of court that's an actual victory You know what a real victory is?
03:49:12.000Mashable came after us with some false, stupid, bullshit copyright claim, and we told them we're gonna counter-file, and so they dropped it.
03:49:56.000You join Mug Club, you still get to see the full damn episode on Mug Club.
03:50:00.000We'll put it up everywhere we possibly can because YouTube doesn't even play by their own rules.
03:50:05.000We've gotten signed releases on YouTube interviewing people and they've changed their mind and YouTube has asked us to blur their faces out, which we did, but that's not the law.
03:50:55.000Noah, and then this guy said if you can pronounce his name correctly, instead of just the one he subscribed for now, he's going to subscribe for three years.
03:52:46.000The only available keyboard is this thing from Apple right now, and it sucks, and it just stops working, and Apple makes it and charges $150.
03:54:22.000So speaking of which, I serve at a church and we have a great questions class where you can ask any question that you want, no matter what it is.
03:54:29.000And there was a girl in college who came and said, do you think it's a violation of the separation of church and state for Donald Trump to tweet out that we serve God, not government?
03:54:39.000And remember how we talk about all the time how kids are getting indoctrinated?
03:54:42.000She said, everybody that was on campus during the election told me that they were glad that I was, that I should be glad I was not there because it was just the most toxic place ever.
03:54:50.000And they're just getting indoctrinated over and over and over.
03:54:53.000And if you think CNN is bad, college professors are worse.
03:54:57.000College campuses are worse because when I told her that it's not state being out of church, being out of business as state, but state out of church, she looked at me like she had never heard that before.
03:55:05.000And she had never heard the backstory of any of it before.
03:55:08.000And she's fighting to try to kind of maintain some kind of belief on a college campus and it's almost impossible.
03:56:10.000Shouldn't you be able to give your kids whatever you want?
03:56:12.000This is one of those things to me that's like, whoa, why should someone be able to give more than 11 million dollars to their kids who didn't earn it?
03:56:17.000Why should you be able to tell me one way or the other?
03:56:40.000Well, essentially what you're doing, the reason that some of the rich people are getting a benefit from this is you are repealing stuff that was stealing from people that made money.
03:56:48.000You should feel good that you're not stealing quite as much and not being quite as much of a jerk to people that are out there making money that, by the way, are the ones that employ you and give you the money to go buy your kids Christmas gifts for Monday.
03:57:00.000Well, they also have been talking about, they've talked about this before, they talked about today, about Obamacare premiums, that 9 million did to anything because of the chip thing, which is false.
03:58:02.000And of course, by the way, when we're talking about reducing corporate tax rate, we have the highest corporate tax rate of any industrialized economy.
03:58:30.000That hypothyroid range includes that ideal thyroid, that thyroid range that doctors use includes people with hypothyroidism and diabetes and people who have thyroid disease.
03:58:38.000He goes, when you eliminate from the population, people with thyroid disease, that range goes from one to five to about 0.5 Yeah.
03:58:47.000He goes, I'd like to have you under two, ideally.
03:58:49.000I'd like to have you in that 1.5 range as far as TSH.
03:58:52.000So he said there's a range including people who have diseases or you use the range of people who are healthy.
03:58:57.000So when we say that under Obamacare, premiums have gone up 105%, that includes the totality, just overall premiums, including people who all of a sudden got subsidized health care.
03:59:09.000So you remove the people who are getting subsidized healthcare who aren't working, who are getting it from you, and that's why you have a 300% increase.
03:59:16.000And we had over a 100-something percent increase.
03:59:18.000I was paying $98 a month, and it was a $3,500 deductible, and I had a fully HSA-qualified plan, and I fully funded my HSA, I had AFLAC just in case I had an accident, and I had short-term disability at work.
03:59:30.000I injured my back, had a $150,000 surgery, I was out of pocket zero dollars.
03:59:36.000I used my HSA account, I used short-term disability, and I used AFLAC and my insurance.
03:59:41.000I had zero dollars come from my day-to-day spending budget to take care of that.
03:59:45.000That's exactly how you want people like me to be able to do that.
03:59:48.000And now my plan is $300 for a $6,000 deductible.
03:59:53.000And it has almost none of the benefits that I need.
03:59:54.000I go in to get stuff done and it's terrible.
04:01:48.000Because you know how to use it, you're comfortable with it, you've got all the stuff you want on it, and really, for the stuff most people do, it doesn't matter.
04:03:01.000Do you have any idea what would happen if I were on air and a black person were beaten up by a Trump supporter and I was like, oh my god, Paul Negroes!
04:03:07.000Do you have any idea what would happen?
04:03:28.000No one can stop us from livestreaming CNN.
04:03:30.000No one can stop us from going into tranny town halls.
04:03:32.000No one can stop us from going undercover Antifa.
04:03:34.000And when the media says there's no story here, even though someone was arrested from Not Gay Jared, who bravely went into undercover Antifa, guess what?
04:03:47.000And you know what a big thing our sponsorship with Walther by the way yeah by the way this is I'll take this out appendix carry just so just so you can see okay hold on check it make sure it's cleared and right yeah pointed at me to check thanks yeah you're good clear so just say this is clear okay there's nothing in the magazine this is the PPS all right this is the Walther PPS that I have in my chastity belt right now it's an amazing carry gun now the reason I say this is Walther came on as a sponsor a big part of it is because you joined A big part is because they see how many people have joined up on Mug Club and supported us.
04:04:18.000We don't need to be the sponsor who tepidly joins and then we're afraid and we pull out because we already know what they're about and we know that there are people out there who are willing to support them.
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04:06:29.0001995, Congress passed the Jerusalem Embassy Act for relocating the embassy of the United States to Jerusalem and recognizing it as Israel's capital.
04:09:27.000I've got my blast helmet, my stormtrooper outfit, I've got tear-away pants for no particular reason, and I'm ready for CNN to scour my brain of reason and evidence.
04:09:37.000All my years of philosophical training can be taken out by one pixel-based shotgun blast of irrationality from the mainstream media, I'm said, baby.
04:09:46.000Is it wrong that that looks refreshing?
04:09:50.000Well, it may look more refreshing than CNN, that's all I'm saying.
04:11:19.000Two illegal, uh, immigrant drug cartels are the only suspects right now.
04:11:23.000We can't confirm it, but they didn't even mention it at all.
04:11:25.000They had DeSimone Sanders on to talk about the Mueller probe, who, of course, mocked Trump supporters being beaten by black mobs, saying, poor white people.
04:11:31.000And, of course, they've been talking about Israel nonstop and the embassy saying...
04:11:34.000Basically, I've been presenting it as though this is some kind of a new idea to move the embassy to Jerusalem.
04:11:39.000Not talking about the 1995 vote for the embassy to be moved to Jerusalem and it to be recognized as Israeli capital no later than May 1999.
04:11:46.000That's just the hit list from 8 o'clock a.m.
04:12:15.000They're off doing their crazy stuff and Mueller should just keep going.
04:12:18.000I'm really sorry for all the people whose life savings are being scoured clear by this political witch hunt, but it does give the Democrats something to focus on that keeps them distracted while the country gets saved.
04:12:30.000Well, I am amazed that there's no mention of Uranium One.
04:12:32.000And they even said like, well, is it just meddling?
04:12:45.000And then they go into Mueller and they have Schiff, who's been promising evidence for nine months.
04:12:48.000Like you said, it's a gift because they promise evidence and then there's nothing and they move on down the trail.
04:12:55.000But wouldn't it be terrible, as Hillary Clinton said, wouldn't it be terrible, shocking and appalling, Stephen, if Trump did not recognize and accept the outcome of a democratic election?
04:13:05.000Wouldn't that just be the worst conceivable thing in the world?
04:13:08.000Oh, Lord, I just, you know, if you ever want to know what's really going on in the mind of a leftist, just look what they're accusing other people of, and that's their darkest acted out fantasies.
04:13:37.000The UN is a massive spider-based cancer for spreading leftism around the planet.
04:13:44.000The idea that you have, what is it, Saudi Arabia chairing the Women's Rights Commission, and I don't know, it was like Zimbabwe on the Human Rights Council and so on.
04:13:52.000It's affirmative action for evil people.
04:13:54.000I like the idea that this shouldn't have anything to do with anything.
04:13:57.000What if we just cut off a portion of the clitoris?
04:14:15.000He said, hey, you don't like the Jerusalem thing?
04:14:17.000Maybe we'll just cut your foreign aid.
04:14:19.000Now, why there's foreign aid to begin with is completely beyond me.
04:14:22.000I don't know if it's white guilt or if it's just buying off votes or whatever, but you know, how about you just, anybody who says anything, are you breathing?
04:14:30.000I mean, it's terrible for the countries involved.
04:14:32.000It's just the whole process of transferring money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
04:14:38.000And it's just another form of corporate welfare, because you give a bunch of money to Zimbabwe in American dollars, they end up having to spend it someplace, which benefits American companies.
04:14:45.000So yeah, let's just get rid of foreign aid completely.
04:16:03.000Anyways, long story short, but here, let me, it's funny that you mentioned this, no foreign aid.
04:16:06.000That's, you know, I'm actually kind of on board with that, but what's ironic here, so let's, let's both agree on that, but now let's get into the reality that there is foreign aid.
04:16:14.000The only place liberals have problems with foreign aid is the one place that actually respects, to some degree, human rights.
04:17:01.000They have a sense of culture, of history, of pride, and they want to keep the country for themselves.
04:17:06.000Now that very idea gives liberals hives and shakes and spina bifida and Lord knows what else.
04:17:11.000So I think that they're concerned that That a cultural country that wishes to keep its own identity exists, because, by God, man, what if that idea were to spread elsewhere?
04:17:23.000And the thing is, like we talked about here in the United States, the equivalent there isn't really a race of people, there are Jews as a race of people, but people who are, okay, boom, you subscribe to the Constitution, when you come here you actually take this naturalization oath, and if you don't believe it, You're out.
04:17:34.000That's terrifying to liberals here in the United States.
04:17:37.000You know, what makes an American is a set of ideals.
04:17:56.000Now, Israel is a pivotal military ally of ours because it's the one area where, you know, listen, we need a place to land, we need a place to refuel, we need a safe haven where there's an entire sea of people who want to destroy us, but you can do that without the kind of money that exchanges hands as it does right now.
04:18:09.000But if you look at Ron Paul, What they basically said is we're funding to the tune of all of these countries around Israel.
04:18:15.000If you add it all up, we're giving far more money to countries who want to eviscerate Israel than Israel itself.
04:18:21.000We give more to them individually, but if you just say no funding at all, right?
04:18:25.000No funding at all to anybody, Israel would actually be better off because of the funding we give to other countries who want to kill them.
04:18:33.000Well, as far as I understand it, I'm no expert of the economics even, but as far as I understand it, Jews in America, not the poorest demographic in the known universe.
04:18:42.000So, you know, if people want to help a country, they can write checks and send money.
04:18:46.000You know, it's not like there'll be no help going from America to Israel if there's no foreign aid.
04:18:51.000I mean, why are you selling hundreds of billions of dollars of arms to places like Saudi Arabia and also giving money to defense for Israel?
04:18:59.000I mean, talk about funding both sides of the coin.
04:19:02.000And here's something I don't understand, too.
04:19:03.000Like, Saudi Arabia, I get it, you know, and you look back, okay, then it goes all the way back to the Clintons and the Bushes and their allyship with Saudi Arabia, and then you kind of have it with the UAE.
04:20:01.000Even if you go back to, you know, before the Iran conflict, you look, there were all different kinds of alliances, and it always goes sour.
04:20:08.000So my whole thing is I understand that people say, well, listen, we have to be diplomatic, but you know, you know, they're going to turn on you at some point.
04:20:15.000At this point, we're going to lose some of the biggest alliances just because we say, yeah, we can put the embassy in Jerusalem.
04:20:26.000Let's just, let's just do a thought exercise here for you and your listeners.
04:20:29.000I warn you, I am very, my thoughts are slower than usual after five hours of CNN.
04:20:35.000Oh no, listen, I specifically wanted to come in later, just to have the slight intellectual advantage.
04:20:40.000You've got me beat on biceps, but if you're exhausted, I might have a chance.
04:20:45.000But let's imagine that there was a religion somewhere out there in the world that specifically allowed its adherents to lie to people who weren't part of that religion and be perfectly moral.
04:20:52.000Like, you know, because with Christianity, it's a, you know, do not bear false witness and so on, and it's a universal commandment.
04:20:58.000But let's just imagine there are a couple of religions out there that specifically say, totally fine, in fact, if it's advantageous for your religion, you can completely lie to people not part of your religion.
04:21:08.000And let's say that America or the West as a whole Didn't really notice that particular clause and entered into these contracts with people whose religion specifically says they never have to keep a contract with you in any way shape or form.
04:21:21.000I wonder if a lot of foreign policy could be improved by just reading a few sections of, say, said religious text and making decisions accordingly.
04:21:29.000You can't even ask them, I think, by the way, this thought exercise.
04:22:32.000...in a year in which Republicans are trying to protect their majorities, and you already see the beginnings of a Democratic wave because of the president's unpopularity.
04:22:56.000And they're paying them to have this opulent set and a round table, and all they are doing is discussing the same thing we are, except with a lag, because they have to have middlemen get them the breaking news online.
04:23:22.000Oh, listen, Stephen, I mean, come on, you and I and the audiences that we have and the trajectory of our growth, like we just ran the numbers, Mohammed on my channel grew 20% year over year.
04:23:43.000Well, I guess I just saved everybody some money.
04:23:45.000So, no, I like to think that I'm not just a passive participant in watching the decaying orbit of the mainstream media as it burns up in the stratosphere of intelligent thought and alternative media.
04:23:55.000I like to think that I'm not just helping someone fly, I'm giving them a little bit of a push as well.
04:24:00.000So, yeah, I think we're a little bit more active than just observers.
04:24:05.000And then I think all the people who joined Mug Club today, they're basically the person with the pillow going, I can't bear to watch this.
04:24:11.000Let me just say one other thing, just looking at that CNN panel.
04:24:16.000This question of diversity is interesting because it seems to me that they're only focused on the surface with regards to diversity.
04:24:26.000Because, of course, on CNN, you never want a libertarian.
04:24:29.000You might get a rhino sort of floating through from time to time who's, you know, willing to say a few things to the Republican base while basically informing with what the left wants.
04:24:38.000But any actual diversity of opinion at CNN is completely absent.
04:24:43.000So they have, I guess, women and blacks and other groups who all have the same beliefs.
04:24:49.000So in other words, they say diversity is only skin deep.
04:24:53.000Diversity is like what covers your dome, what's inside your brain.
04:24:58.000There can be no diversity of any kind, any way, shape, or form.
04:25:02.000No divergent opinions, no opposite arguments, nothing like that.
04:25:06.000And that to me is really interesting because I value diversity of opinion.
04:25:09.000You know, nobody has a monopoly on truth and we all benefit from having our arguments sharpened by opposition.
04:25:14.000But with CNN, it is this monotonous sameness.
04:25:18.000And this is why I think that the audience for CNN is sort of functionally retarded because smart people want – they don't like things being the same.
04:25:49.000I mean, if you take the jerseys of your team and put them on the other team, suddenly you've swung to the other side of the stadium and it's not cheering for them.
04:25:56.000You've seen all of these videos that people have online and they take a Trump speech and they go to a leftist and they say, Obama made this speech.
04:26:32.000There's no moral content to any of this.
04:26:34.000I see them meeting in the middle because Trump hadn't really accomplished a whole lot until this tax bill and the net neutrality kind of thing.
04:26:41.000I see both of them kind of coming and going, okay, he's doing some stuff finally at the end of the year.
04:26:44.000You know, I saw a lot of Trump people are upset that he didn't get the wall done and the Never Trumpers saying, told you so.
04:26:49.000And now I see pro-Trump people and the Never Trumpers going, all right, this is good right now.
04:26:58.000Well, you know, I don't agree that he didn't get much done.
04:27:00.000It's just that he didn't get stuff done that changes things now.
04:27:03.000But in terms of, you know, SCOTUS, Gorsuch on the bench, in terms of other stuff that happened behind the scenes, there's a lot of sort of building for the future.
04:27:11.000I mean, the guy's settling in for another seven years and, you know, all going well.
04:27:52.000I had someone tell me, because everyone here gets a salary, which is better than most people out there, and there's a huge, or big, really big, I like to say huge, Christmas bonus incentive.
04:28:03.000And you know, because the reason for that is with us, Q4 with sponsors, or it used to be YouTube, it's exponentially higher, right?
04:28:10.000With advertisers, they dump all their ad money.
04:28:12.000So if we hit these certain things, you guys get really big bonuses.
04:28:14.000And someone actually bitched about this bill on Twitter.
04:28:17.000I don't have it up in front of me, and said, yeah, that's nothing new.
04:28:20.000My corporate employer used to do this, give us bonuses at the end of the year so they could get a tax break.
04:28:26.000So, that's because they make a bunch of money at the end of the year.
04:28:29.000A lot of businesses, like Gerald, he works in wine.
04:28:33.000If you work in retail, most of your orders.
04:28:34.000If you work in commercials, most of your orders come in in Q4.
04:28:37.000As a matter of fact, 70% of next year, Q4, by the way, for people who don't know, means fourth quarter of the year.
04:28:43.00070% of next year's ad inventory is sold in the fourth quarter of this year because they're making a bet on what their tax burden is going to be the next year.
04:28:52.000It just, it just, it really does come down to Appealing to selfishness.
04:29:27.000So Bill Kristol tweeted out, isn't there something creepy about corporations giving cash bonuses to employees explicitly because of the passage of certain legislation or because of specific regulatory actions?
04:29:38.000Doesn't it have something of a road to corporatist serfdom feel to it?
04:29:44.000I'm sorry, Bill, that people are getting more money around Christmas and that a bunch of companies have raised the minimum amount they'll pay to employees to $15 an hour.
04:29:58.000We're now being enslaved by corporations who are giving us more money out of the goodness of their hearts and the competition of the market.
04:30:09.000Shamefully, Republicans were cheering against the children as they robbed from their future and ransacked the middle class to reward the witch.
04:30:26.000Nancy Pelosi, the left is very concerned about the children, which is why they're for abortion up to kindergarten, and massive national debts to be passed along to the next generation.
04:30:36.000But now you see, they care about the children, and it's so funny to watch the left caring about deficits, and it's just amazing.
04:30:41.000Yeah, there's like a $1.5 trillion deficit over the next ten years.
04:30:46.000We had $10 trillion added over the last eight.
04:31:45.000If this bill takes effect very quickly and we see the actual ramifications, people are thinking, yeah, if we have more money, we hire more people.
04:31:53.000And let's say we hire another person, right, who's unemployed, and I make more money.
04:32:04.000So, and this is a little technical, but I really want people to understand this.
04:32:07.000So there's a big problem with the American tax code, which I won't get into the details of it, but basically it's the difference between territorial and worldwide taxation.
04:32:16.000So what this means is I think it's about 2.4 trillion dollars.
04:32:20.000That's trillion dollars that American corporations who are multinationals have parked in overseas bank accounts that they don't want to bring back to the United States because the taxes are going to be ridiculous.
04:32:30.000At a 45% corporate tax rate, one of the highest in the world.
04:32:37.000And it allows them to bring the money back for I think it's about a 15% tax on cash, like an 8% tax on equipment and so on.
04:32:44.000So this could potentially mean hundreds of billions or even trillions of dollars rolling back into the US economy to be invested, to grow, to raise wages, to drive economic growth.
04:32:55.000And it seems to me now that the left has simply become A parody of patriotism.
04:33:00.000I think they're not concerned that the tax bill, the tax cuts are going to fail.
04:33:05.000They're concerned that it's going to succeed and it's going to transition more people from receiving government money to paying taxes.
04:33:11.000Because when you pay taxes, suddenly you care about your tax rates.
04:33:15.000When you're receiving money, not so much.
04:33:16.000And their whole base could be eviscerated through this process.
04:33:19.000Well, you were saying that too, right?
04:33:51.000Now, without getting too technical, the reason that'll be the biggest effect of this tax bill is because we're going to lower our corporate tax rate from the highest in the industrialized world to just be the same as most European nations.
04:34:05.000Is that too technical for people out there?
04:34:08.000You can tweet me and Stefan Molyneux, use the hashtag, CrowderCNNLivestream.
04:34:11.000We're just going to lower it to say, like, the price of the UK.
04:34:17.000Someone was warning, saying, hey, you're going to have a flux of incoming investments, so you better be ready for that and have infrastructure for that, because now people are... I mean, the United States is the best place to start a business because, obviously, of the environment fostering innovation, but then it's not the best place to...
04:34:33.000Yeah, yeah, but now it's not it wasn't the best place for people to keep a business now it's going to be both or at least competitive on both and That's a huge deal by the way Let me let me let me end on this because we do have to get going Stefan Molyneux the net neutrality thing Did you not find this hysterical that all youtubers were acting as a net neutrality?
04:34:51.000And I'm gonna hold a second Google Facebook YouTube.
04:34:54.000They have all clearly censored and Tim Cook of Apple I just think this is the perfect, just the perfect irony was pro-net neutrality and now we find out that they're throttling old phones.
04:35:07.000Let me ask you this just before we go.
04:35:09.000What was your first, like, I got my first job when I was like 10, but I started paying taxes when I was 11, when I was working in a bookstore.
04:35:15.000And you get that first paycheck and you're like, because in your mind you're like, oh, I was making like $2.50 an hour back in the day, right?
04:35:20.000Oh, I worked, I worked four hours, that's $10, which was, you know, a good chunk of money.
04:35:25.000And then you get your paycheck and it's like, well, let's just say it's not $10.
04:35:28.000And I think the fact that people are getting jobs later and later and later means that they just don't get that Oh, OK, I guess all this stuff isn't free.
04:35:37.000And when was what was your first big tax whiplash?
04:35:40.000Well, you know, it's funny because I think in Canada, though, they give it back to you at the end of the year if you're under 18, if I'm not mistaken.
04:36:51.000Yeah, no, and so the fact that a lot of kids aren't getting jobs until their 20s, and then maybe they get low rent jobs where their tax brackets aren't that high, but yeah, the longer you can push off people getting a job, the more that you can make them think that there's all this just free stuff in the world and only mean people want to keep poor people from getting it.
04:37:06.000Well, they can just fight for $15, which is ironic because I think like four companies, AT&T, I think it was Boeing, like four major Fortune 500, probably top 50 companies as far as employers in the United States said, they're going to be raising their minimum wage up to $15 an hour.
04:37:43.000And listen, if you want the segment from this for your own channel, you can get it because this is 16 hours, so anyone can piecemeal what they want.
04:38:34.000You know what you need to do, is you need to do, I'm gonna do my next Christmas show driving a big truck, because there's no way you could do it this long without it being completely illegal.
04:41:43.000It's a little, uh, little... Okay, quick best of, just so I can take a break to go to the restroom, and I will be back, and hopefully the honey lemon ginger tea will help, uh, and we'll keep the tweeting going.
04:48:25.000They're rerunning anti-Trump speeches, whether it's someone at the UN, or they rerun anti-Republican, anti-conservative speeches, and it's just on CNN.
04:48:35.000And if you just were to tune into CNN right now, you'd think that's what was going on.
04:49:03.000You did when you came to work for me, because you didn't really know.
04:49:05.000You were never, and I'm saying this, I'm not saying this to insult you, he was never a liberal, but you would admit you were not nearly as aware of this.
04:49:13.000I always said, I've always said, I don't really, I don't have a problem with MSNBC because they're honest.
04:49:17.000The problem I have with CNN is they try and act as though this is down the middle and it's a bias by omission.
04:52:15.000Well, listen, the U.N., it was 100-something to, like, it was overwhelmingly, for someone asking me, I think it's Logan Barrett, you were asking me what's going on with the U.N., it's overwhelmingly they want to condemn Donald Trump for moving the embassy, and no mention yet that in 1995 it passed by 300-something to, like, 90 in the House to recognize uh the embassy of jerusalem of the embassy of israel in jerusalem there's they haven't even mentioned that so if you don't have any here's the thing if you have no context as to history
04:52:43.000if you don't know that clinton george w bush barack obama and donald trump have all said we're going to recognize the embassy of jerusalem as in uh embassy my brain is already getting imagine when we had alcohol to the mix The, the embassy of Israel is Jerusalem.
04:53:01.000If you have no historical context, you're going to think Trump's a dick.
04:53:36.000If nothing else, wherever you line up, and I don't like that Donald Trump has done this, and I certainly don't like that Barack Obama has done this, the politicization of federal bureaus, whether it's the FBI, whether it's the NSA, I think you see that it really does depend on who's in office and what the politics are of the people at the helm of those places, what happens.
04:53:52.000I mean, you saw Republicans and Democrats both love and hate James Comey and flip-flopped twice on that in about the span of... A month?
04:55:01.000It's about, are they applying their standards equally?
04:55:04.000If you were to just, like, I mean, I'm pretty, we pretty much take a, I mean, I got so much hate because I took a, dropped a steaming pile.
04:56:01.000Are the journalistic standards applied equally?
04:56:04.000And the only person... I love it when you watch House of Cards.
04:56:08.000Or you watch... Actually, House of Cards is actually... I don't see House of Cards for a show that's political, with a bunch of liberals in it.
04:56:13.000It's probably the most apolitical show I think I've watched.
04:57:32.000funny is cnn ratings are off does anyone's okay hold on a sudden let me look at eighth or tenth of all the news you have some of the responses fan the tweets or do you mean mug club joins yeah i'm not up joins no no i meant responses to the poll let me see here i've got a couple um what does uh from eric says what does u.s condemning the u.s actually entitled though it just seems like political jibber jabber that's the point that's the entire point eric m not pc just c Omission is a lot worse because it's harder to prove them wrong.
04:57:57.000Lies are not a big deal because you can produce the truth.
04:58:27.000And he would do that every now and then with Kathy Griffin, where he would sit there and he would speak and he would say, well, the New Year's ball is going to...
05:04:00.000We've been a little out of the loop because we've been watching CNN preparing for this and also taping the YouTube Carol, so I'm probably the least sharp.
05:04:06.000Today, I guarantee you, I'm the least sharp I've ever been on news because I am only watching CNN.
05:04:11.000I mean, this is something I've realized.
05:04:14.000I really think that it would be, and probably the same with Fox News, only the difference is people who watch CNN really think they're getting the full scoop because it's the most trusted name in news.
05:04:24.000I think people kind of know what they're getting with Fox News or MSNBC.
05:04:27.000Isn't it alarming how woefully ill-informed, we would be misinformed if we watched CNN as our main news source?
05:04:33.000And there's a lot of people who do that.
05:04:34.000They marry themselves to one network, one source of information.
05:08:57.000And it's everyone here who wants, not just Israel, but all Jews?
05:09:00.000I like the message that Nikki sent yesterday at the United Nations for all of these nations that take our money and then they vote against us at the Security Council.
05:09:23.000But this isn't like it used to be, where they could vote against you, and then you pay them hundreds of millions of dollars, and nobody knows what they're doing.
05:11:37.000Now listen, if this seems a little useless, if you feel like you're getting bored at some points because of the Christmas news cycle, that's the point.
05:11:48.000We don't have to talk a bunch of bullcrap all day.
05:11:51.000They're talking about a non-binding UN resolution to condemn us recognizing the embassy, which by the way, in Jerusalem, it was already signed!
05:13:12.000Every single time when it comes to manufacturing, it comes out of the liberal propaganda factory.
05:13:18.000It comes out with the small little maps.
05:13:20.000So you see Israel as though it looks like it's more than the size of half of the state of Roleidon.
05:13:26.000It comes out from the liberal propaganda factory in the vote you see to condemn Trump's decision that's non-binding.
05:13:32.000It It comes out in the liberal propaganda factory in that they've never mentioned Geranium One.
05:13:37.000It comes out in the propaganda factory in that they've never discussed the 1995 resolution and every single president saying they would recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel and that it would be its embassy.
05:13:48.000It comes out from the liberal factory in nine million tiny Tims dead, right?
05:14:22.000Green means good relations, so there's like a couple of countries that... Not anymore?
05:14:25.000Egypt shouldn't... That's an old map, because Egypt and Israel... Yeah, this might be like a year old, but you know, like limited relations, like it's most countries, and no relations.
05:18:35.000You thought it was fit to talk about government shutdown all day, and then you didn't include the fact that Republicans have already put something before you to completely prevent a government shutdown January 19th, and it's just the vote is today?
05:18:46.000You can't tell me that it wasn't news fit to cover.
05:18:50.000Alright, do we have Josh Wolfe on the line?
05:22:26.000Oh, and also, just for what it's worth, CNN homepage, you got UN condemns Trump's Jerusalem decision, and no space for Mueller or any other things, but we got some space for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle reveal engagement photos.
05:22:40.000Then they said, okay, let me- Let me wrap this up.
05:22:46.000Well the only suspects are two illegal immigrant drug cartels.
05:22:48.000And then they have been talking about the Israel resolution passed by the UN.
05:22:52.000No mention at all in 1995 how over 300 something to 90 there was a vote to recognize the embassy in Jerusalem and every single president has said that Jerusalem is the capital.
05:23:01.000And then they're also talking about the government shutdown.
05:23:03.000No mention of the fact that Republicans have actually introduced a clean short-term spending bill to fund us through Uh, January 19th.
05:23:09.000So the point is, they've covered all the issues, but they just have so selectively provided information, it is not- Everything has been a lie.
05:23:18.000Well, here's my thing with news, and I don't think there's fake news, man.
05:23:24.000I think what you said is the right word.
05:23:28.000And every news outlet provides biased news, which is a problem for me, because you're already putting it through a filter instead of just relating what's happened.
05:23:38.000And I think That is the basic problem, because people don't want the news to give them facts, they want the news to back up their point of view.
05:23:47.000And I think going into news that way is inherently bad.
05:23:52.000But isn't it worse though, isn't it worse for, my point is, the reason we chose CNN is because if we were to say we're going to tune into MSNBC, there would be no surprises people like well yeah of course he's going to say that but if you watched cnn today for example you would genuinely have no idea that every single president has recognized jerusalem as the capital of israel going back to clinton you would genuinely have no idea that the republicans are not trying to kill nine million tiny teams you would genuinely have no idea that they've said you don't need a government shutdown let's Let's sign this bill right now.
05:24:21.000Vote today to fund us through January 19th.
05:24:24.000I think that's so much worse than Keith Olbermann yelling, draping himself in the American flag about how much he hates Republicans because people think this is straight down the middle.
05:25:15.000My problem is, is I think most politicians, and I can tell by the way they talk and their smug fucking faces, that they've never been punched in the face.
05:25:24.000Everybody should get punched in the face one time as a consequence for something stupid they've said.
05:25:29.000Well, I think... See how brave they are.
05:25:31.000I think they should get their ass kicked.
05:25:32.000Because a punch in the face can just be nothing.
05:25:33.000But I mean, actually get their asses kicked.
05:25:44.000I think everybody, in my view, the world would be better if everybody had to work in the service industry for a year, everybody had to wait tables or do something like that for a year, and everybody got their ass kicked one time.
05:25:57.000It would change the entire way people talk to each other.
05:26:03.000My boxing coach hit me really hard in the liver because I said that I thought Chinatown was a better movie than The Godfather that year, and he's Italian.
05:28:26.000Yeah, obviously we're not talking legislatively, but I do think this political ruling class, these are people who just haven't really been challenged to the same degree, and that's what bothers me.
05:28:34.000Let me ask you this before we go, because obviously I know that you've worked with Chelsea Handler quite a bit, and I don't want to put you on the spot, but she's got a lot of flack recently because she did some stand-up, which I was fine with, but it was, you know, it was seen as... she was making fun of black people.
05:28:49.000Recent, yeah, it was her saying, like, someone making fun of black people.
05:28:52.000And it was totally Chelsea Handler stuff.
05:28:54.000But it's because she tweeted out that anyone who makes racist jokes should be jailed.
05:28:57.000And so she was really upset because people went after her.
05:29:00.000And I got to wonder, you know, like with this stuff, like, how long until liberals, like you said, you were kind of more liberal, kind of moderate, but how long until liberals realize that this is biting them in the ass now?
05:29:10.000If you say people should be jailed for offensive things, they're coming for every comedian always.
05:29:15.000Yeah, I, as a comic, I feel like my stage is really the last bastion of free speech.
05:29:22.000And I always feel like if you walk into a comedy club and you get insulted or offended, that's your problem.
05:29:29.000And I, but I don't, I'm not okay with comics or anybody who decides that what they say is an offensive, but the other people saying it are being offensive.
05:29:46.000Either you're offended by everything or nothing, but you can't laugh at the black jokes if you're not gonna laugh at the woman jokes, or you can't laugh at the fat jokes if you're not gonna laugh at the Mexican jokes.
05:29:55.000That is not, in my mind, that is not okay.
05:29:57.000I laughed my ass off with the, uh, do you know the Hodge twins?
05:30:13.000And so I wrote it, you know, them arguing and I wrote, you know, them are and I wrote N dash dash dash a like he was going to because they call each other that.
05:30:21.000And I was like, listen, you don't have to say it.
05:30:24.000I was just trying to think to write in your voice.
05:31:10.000Because if we say the N-word is the worst word that you can say to a black person, if it was simply the word, then nobody would be able to say the N-word.
05:31:19.000Hold on one second, one second, one second, we have to hold this, hold on.
05:32:05.000I've thought about that before, actually, just like having, I've thought about it on our website for a day, just having it be two columns, all the liberal sites and all the conservative sites covering the exact same stories, because that's how we do our show pitches.
05:32:22.000I go to see the exact same story to see how both, as a matter of fact, when I have my Google Home, which is always on mute or unplugged, but in the morning I say, good morning, Google.
05:32:52.000of a truck into a crowd of holiday shoppers and it'll be fox news fair and balanced at 5 45 p.m and afghani man's name sakhi nori ran you know i'm like oh i'm hearing the exact same story side by side so that's what i try and do i wish everyone did it because i think everybody should instead of just reading headlines yeah or breaking news we have i will say though wolf blitzer i mean i feel like he's really as far as the head
05:33:21.000the beard hair combo length i think he's at his all-time best right now Right now?
05:33:58.000So I think Wolf Blitzer ages like that port.
05:34:03.000Can I tell you my brother once we went to we were huge Red Sox fans and we grew up with no money and I remember one time You know, we all caught up like a basically a Peter Pan bus Which is a Greyhound bus from our small town of Massachusetts Right to Fenway Park and my brother got to see a game and he caught a foul ball You know the odds of catching a foul ball, right?
05:36:22.000I can't believe it's now GOP Lawmaker.
05:36:24.000It seems to me the trend here And then I'm going to go get lunch, and then you're going to bring Courtney on to just fill in while I grab lunch.
05:36:32.000It seems to be the trend just to get people really upset about things that either aren't happening, are very unlikely to happen, or things that would inevitably happen anyway but aren't anything new so that people get upset.
05:36:42.000So it's like, ugh, Donald Trump could fire Mueller.
05:38:08.000No one out now, everyone kind of is, but for years, if you go back and listen to our podcast, if you're not, it's only on audio because it wasn't on YouTube, but you go back three years ago, you will hear us bitching about CNN.
05:38:18.000This was long before Trump, long before he ever ran.
05:39:41.000It can't happen through a cable news segment.
05:39:44.000I have to sit here for 16 hours to show you guys so you can see how bad it is, to see what it is.
05:39:51.000For someone who doesn't know, someone who's apolitical, we have the left and we have the right and then there's this huge swath of people in the middle who just flip on the CNN and think they're getting a straight story.
05:39:58.000It could not be shown any other way, and the only way we're able to do this is through Mug Club.
05:40:04.000I can't have a full-time job and do this.
05:40:06.000I can't be mentally adjusted and do this.
05:40:13.000Yeah, we'll go to a word from our sponsors, and then Courtney and Jared, they're going to pinch hit for me for a little bit while I just eat some lunch, and then I'll be right back.
05:43:29.000It's the only way to deal with the suffering because if we fooled ourselves with too much light, we would trick ourselves into thinking we are in a more pleasant place than we actually are.
05:44:39.000First of all, it's the Christmas cycle.
05:44:41.000Things aren't really happening, and those things that are happening run contrary to CNN's narrative.
05:44:46.000So Nikki Haley is just lighting up the UN.
05:44:49.000And tax reform went through, and everybody's kind of happy about it, so CNN is just trying to focus on the Mueller, Mueller, Mueller, or anything that they don't like.
05:45:00.000It's not going well for CNN, but I don't think anything ever does.
05:47:48.000Or there was maybe like a pool going on and it was the next poor schlub who got to go next.
05:47:54.000I think, I would say with the women they needed to be, I'm not going to say that, but that's... If you're filtering yourself, you know it's bad.
05:51:59.000That Trump really is slutty for Russia, when really it's them.
05:52:03.000Yeah, I think that's... There we go, that was the right one.
05:52:06.000I think it's more proof that it's not about the information, it's about controlling the narrative.
05:52:13.000If you control the narrative, that's just as good as the information.
05:52:17.000What the history books say is more valid than what actually happened in history.
05:52:21.000So if you're the one writing the books, you are controlling...
05:52:26.000They're essentially kind of playing God in that sense of controlling how history is being written in accordance with what their agenda is, not with what truth and facts and actual information data says.
05:52:42.000Well, and it also kind of takes down the Trump legacy, whatever that legacy will be, if there's an asterisk by his name that says, oh, and just so you know, all the news networks in 2017 were investigating whether or not he was a Russian spy.
05:52:55.000So that kind of takes down any accomplishment that he might have and taints it, even though there's just no evidence.
05:53:11.000They're covering for the Democrats while saying, look, look, this is actually what Trump did when really it was Obama and Hillary that were engaging in a little nookie nookie with the Russians over nuclear weapons.
05:53:26.000Do you think looking down the road, call it 5, 10, 15, 20 years, do you think Trump, do you think his legacy will recover from all of the bad press or do you think it will define his presidency for eternity?
05:53:41.000Because if you look at, there's been some presidents who...
05:53:46.000I think George Bush is probably tainted forever as the dumb president.
05:53:49.000Then you look back and see, you know, presidents like Ronald Reagan who, while they're looking, look back on as kind of some, you know, some of the heroes of conservatism, the heroes of the Republican Party.
05:54:00.000At the time, it wasn't, especially when he first ran, it was a lot of negative press.
05:54:05.000You know, this Hollywood actor coming up, entering into politics.
05:54:08.000It wasn't all, he lost, who did he lose to the first time?
05:54:45.000I think they are They are trying to taint his legacy and they would have pulled it off had it not been for conservative media kind of throwing it the other way.
05:54:55.000And the reason I say that, after a certain amount of time when that politician has lost influence, it's kind of okay to turn on them.
05:55:04.000The only reason I say that, I saw that there's a new trailer for the movie Chappaquiddick, which is about Ted Kennedy.
05:56:47.000It's coming from independent media like Lara Crotter, like Daily Wire, like all these other independent shows, which never obviously existed back in the days of Kennedy.
05:56:58.000You wonder what it would have done to his legacy at the time had they been able to call him out on He'd have been done.
05:57:06.000I mean, if we'd had the social media access or YouTube or anything else out there... I can't hear Gerald.
05:57:38.000No, what I was saying is that if there had been social media, if there had been any kind of access to YouTube or any of the instant kind of news things that we have today that can really get at the base of the story, they would have been screwed at the time.
05:58:34.000Interesting though, as much pushback as people like Sina could face today from independent media that only exists because of online technology, and of course things like Mud Club that helped fund them, What amazes me on CNN is they know people can call them on stuff with a quick Google search.
06:01:31.000Like, you don't want to say that this person, that you don't want to, you don't want to attribute it to their beliefs, but you have to, right?
06:01:36.000Because their beliefs are what motivates them to do this.
06:01:38.000And I'm not talking about all Muslims, right?
06:02:05.000Well, this goes back to the sin by omission thing because People report all day long if a guy did something wrong and ever even wore a Trump hat.
06:03:40.000Of course, the Hodge twins and Clint Howard's show, you can get a clue.
06:03:43.000But once you see the rest of them, you will realize just why you want that so badly.
06:03:47.000When Steven gets back, I'm going to ask him a question about the availability of that.
06:03:56.000He was gone for less and I'm trying I'm trying to get him to like take I think the the whole thing was that you had to watch CNN not talk the whole time.
06:04:03.000Watching's bad enough it burns your eyes out.
06:07:15.000We started talking about Muslim stuff a little bit because they put up something about Damascus not mentioning anything about what's really going on.
06:07:22.000We mocked a woman's hair a little bit.
06:08:40.000All right, tweet me at S Crowder for those people out there.
06:08:42.000there oh oh oh oh oh you got ow i think i just poked him in the eyeball he's got an elf beard nice oh this dog he's how close where does he need to be for you to see the close-up on him uh right in front of you right in front of me next hour right there okay get over there hopper hopper come here he goes to the nearest pets is where he goes he's like get that get it off
06:09:30.000No mention that Republicans have already put forward a measure to keep us... No, they had to keep you watching their breaking news, repeat headlines.
06:09:39.000She's the one who Gavin McGinnis went nuclear on on Fox News.
06:09:41.000I remember I used to be on Hannity's Great All-American Panel with her.
06:09:45.000And that was actually, I will tell you this, this is going to sound really bad, but I'm giving you all the inside baseball because who cares?
06:09:49.000I'm my own... I'm self-employed and apparently decided to work 16 hours today.
06:12:09.000To me, someone who stands nothing to gain by not stealing half after it's been taxed half from a wealthy person.
06:12:16.000For me, that person in the middle of Arkansas who stands nothing to gain by repealing the death tax but saying, you know what?
06:12:22.000I probably won't make any more, it won't put another, it won't put another penny in my pocket, but if that man wants to pass it down, I think it's wrong.
06:12:30.000This Chapelle bit, they're talking about a comedy bit saying Trump is... Chapelle is fighting for me, not the poor.
06:12:56.000Why didn't you give them any more right to it?
06:12:57.000Why does anyone feel... Okay, if I work my ass off, and I have, alright?
06:13:02.000If I work my ass off and we build something up, and you people willingly join Mug Club, as you have today, by the hundreds already, and you join up because you want to see this kind of content, you want to see someone call CNN and they're bullcrap, you join up because you want to support our business with your dollar over other businesses.
06:13:19.000Instead of supporting a multi-national corporation, multi-billion dollar corporation, like Turner, CNN, you've decided you want to support independent media, lotearthcreditor.com, and you've given me your dollars, and we have a renewal rate that's insane.
06:13:32.000People are asking to renew for three years.
06:13:33.000We don't even have that as an option, I don't think.
06:13:35.000But we will create an option and give you an awesome gift if you do.
06:13:37.000But if you decide to do that, okay, and you say it's been worth every penny for you, and you're happy, and we haven't ripped you off, and let's say, at the end of my life, I have $20 million.
06:13:49.000And that's after, let's say, that's after I'd have made $40 million and it's been taxed at $20 million.
06:15:16.000Someone said Jared needs more caffeine, so someone get Jared some more caffeine, because people are saying he looks like he's falling asleep here.
06:16:32.000He was making that exact same argument, saying that his secretary was going to pay a higher percentage than him, and never did he say, and by the way, to correct that problem, I sent the government more money.
06:16:42.000Nobody has ever said that or done that.
06:16:44.000He's going to give a lot away to charity, and that's fine.
06:16:46.000We are all for giving it away to charity to help, but not having it stolen from you.
06:16:51.000At a certain point, I've paid for the services that we enjoy as citizens.
06:16:55.000I've paid my share of fire, water, roads, police, whatever else you want to throw in there.
06:17:12.000Every need that we can possibly find that gives us power to put money in somebody else's hands, to stay in office, that is something that we have to take money from you to give to them.
06:17:22.000Well, someone said, uh, because Marxism.
06:17:24.000That's from Lisa B. Well, yeah, reasonable.
06:17:40.000Um, and someone asked, here's something interesting.
06:17:42.000King Colli, I don't know, J. Ford 88 says, the government is virtuous and moral, so they need to take your money and distribute it in a fair manner.
06:18:06.000Google, Facebook, Twitter, they're inherently virtuous because they support our things until they don't.
06:18:10.000And businesses, people who actually have to provide a service or a product to make a living are inherently evil.
06:18:17.000And government, for some reason, which is the biggest bloated multi-billion dollar, trillion dollar, however you want to compare it, Conglomerate, corporation, amalgamation of everything that is unholy, for some reason, when it comes to them, and by the way, they've run up a bill of trillions and trillions of dollars, not only my money, not only your parents' money, but our kids' kids' kids' money, you're supposed to believe for some reason that they are inherently morally right and virtuous.
06:18:45.000And by the way, which one is inherently morally right and virtuous?
06:18:47.000When you're talking about the death tax, you're saying, well, the government will know how to use it better.
06:19:23.000I was going to say, you know, you look at the corporatists and even the robber barons in their worst days, the people that were having other people killed so they wouldn't join unions would blush at what government officials do.
06:19:35.000These guys, like, government is the most corrupt.
06:24:46.000It would have been funny if they would have actually voted to condemn themselves, because they're like, hell, you've done it to us so many times, we might as well do it.
06:27:00.000Even though he made me put it in the house when he was supposed to dog sit me once.
06:27:04.000The one time Hopper ever pooped in the house was when he was dog sitting, and he pooped in the corner of the office, which tells me that Gerald, at G. Morgan Jr., send him your hate, hashtag CrowderCNN livestream, did not let him out to go to the bathroom.
06:28:04.000So the rule is, and if you ever do dog training or you go with, like Cesar Millan talks about this, but there are other dog trainers too, even ones that aren't that aggressive in their training of dogs.
06:28:12.000And some people, oh, Cesar Millan's abusive.
06:28:14.000Anyway, point is, They will tell you, ignore the dog, always when you come home.
06:28:17.000When you come home, ignore him, take just like a liter of the pack, a liter of a dog pack, doesn't come in, and just go, and fawn over you with praise.
06:28:25.000You come in, you set your bags down, take your shoes off, and then call him over.
06:28:29.000And a big reason, you know, for him, if you don't call him over, he'll come over and he'll throw your hand, he's done it with his fen computer.
06:29:01.000I hope Anthrax is delivered to their... No, he doesn't.
06:29:04.000Not real anthrax, like an envelope, like in House of Cards, where it's like a lockdown, where no one can do their job for four hours, they just blow the powder.
06:29:10.000I call this the tale of misfortune CNN.
06:29:13.000But like one of those things that gives them, it's not anthrax, but it gives them a heart attack, so they die from that, so you're still guilt-free.
06:29:25.000So anyway, so the point is with Hopper, you ignore him and same thing, you don't pet him unless you call him over, otherwise he'll learn to bully you.
06:29:30.000So we told Clint Howard and his significant other, who is lovely by the way, lovely lady, if you're watching, thank you so much for coming with Clint.
06:29:40.000And we're like, okay, so listen, don't acknowledge Hopper when you walk in, ignore him, and then when you settle in, sit down and just call him over in a firm voice and, you know, pet him and praise him and that's the best way that he'll love you for life.
06:31:55.000And then he went back, and his ears were up, and he just stared, and he kind of did this, where he looked at us, and the same thing with the lizard on the wall, uh, outside.
06:32:02.000And that's when he goes out, when you let him out to the bathroom, every now and then, Gerald Dogg sits, he looks at that, he just walks out, and he fixates.
06:34:35.000When asked, when he learned of the dossier, he had been funded by... When asked, when he learned that the dossier, let's go to Sven's overlay.
06:36:26.000Facebook, who supported net neutrality because they want a fair and open internet, are going to determine what news you read by WaPo and Snopes.
06:36:35.000Because they have your best interest at heart.
06:37:20.000Well, you know what's going to happen with Facebook.
06:37:22.000The good thing for us is we probably won't be that harmed because Facebook was caught throttling us and we have them on record admitting that we weren't the kind of news they wanted to go after.
06:38:16.000Because he's a conservative and he understands that we're fighting back.
06:38:18.000I don't think you've closed the fridge all the way.
06:38:20.000Close the fridge all the way, you behemoth!
06:38:24.000Kind of sexy, you're making me uncomfortable.
06:38:25.000So all of this, everyone you see working, but also a bunch of people, I forgot him when we were talking about employees.
06:38:29.000Bill Richmond's going to be, he's been on retainer here in our partnership with CRTV, and then he's going to be on retainer specifically under Mug Club in 2018.
06:39:51.000And the only reason is because I have to go to the bathroom because I ate lunch and that was the first time actually I drank some caffeine.
06:41:24.000So we're going to do one through, uh, and then before the five, before the final segment, the fifth segment, we're going to run segments one through four again.
06:49:59.000One place has freedom and opportunity and a fantastic economy.
06:50:03.000The other place is literally a frozen hell whose leader is so insecure that everybody has to do what he says and say he's the best looking, has the best haircut, has the best girl, can shoot 18 holes of golf and 18 strokes.
06:59:37.000I've seen it twice since I've been here, once earlier, every single time.
06:59:41.000And so I think what it did is it came down to a vote and they showed like the sheet where somebody drew a line through one candidate and then circled the other one, like trying to change the scantron for your test and it doesn't work.
07:05:13.000And it was Stine Night like on Mondays.
07:05:15.000And they were like, oh it was free mug night where you brought your own mug and they'd fill it for five bucks and I would bring that and they'd be like, damn it!
07:05:46.000I think, and Courtney was saying this, I think that we probably go through more news in six hours at Loud or with Crowder than CNN goes through in a day.
07:06:31.000pleads for government funding mother pleads for government to keep funding kids insurance rachel hoffman who's rachel hoffman can someone run some research on this why is she in the news please don't tell me they just plucked out a mother to say republicans want kids to die well they always do that jared bring up this right now so people can see there's this mother i mean i i've uh portly who by the way look at that's her on the left and that's her on the right that's her instagram picture Come on.
07:06:57.000She is, look at, she, every trick in the book.
07:07:00.000Welcome to online dating world, buddy.
07:07:37.000as you know six to seven times via ambulance she spent more than a combined total of 21 days in the hospital at one point i mean four days in the hospital can run eleven thousand dollars and that's a lot to cover even if you're just doing a cop you get screwed pretty pretty heavily it is obviously cuddling to parents like you the the notion of kicking the chip can down the road this But you know that's not what's going on.
07:08:14.000No editorialization there, just the most trusted name in news.
07:08:18.000And now, and by the way, it's completely false, okay?
07:08:21.000The Republicans have actually put forward a plan to fund CHIP for another five years.
07:08:25.000Democrats just have to vote on it, they don't like the funding mechanism.
07:08:27.000So earlier they editorialized with nine million tiny Tims to die, and now it says nine million kids hanging in the balance.
07:08:34.000The only reason this woman is up here is because they want to put a face to it to make you feel bad as though Republicans want to take away health care.
07:08:41.000They're taking the same story and recycling it In a way that solely appeals to emotions.
07:08:47.000Okay, let's look at the intellectual argument.
07:09:11.000It's really, as Hazel's mom said, terrifying.
07:09:14.000And it's important to recognize that this exists for people who are working and make too much money to qualify for Medicare or Medicaid, but don't, as the mom said, have the resources to fully cover these really serious medical conditions.
07:09:29.000So this mom and her family, they're doing what America tells them to do.
07:14:31.000If we did a stopwatch on this, And then we're back to Chappelle.
07:14:36.000So now they just showed a Disney clip, a liberal, and now they're showing a Dave Chappelle clip saying Trump is fighting for me, not the poor.
07:14:42.000So look, we have a Democrat guest, Pam, we have a liberal host, and we have one Republican former senator guest, who they've interrupted.
07:14:50.000And now they've shown a pro-Democrat clip from a Disney broad, and now a pro-Democrat clip from Dave Chappelle.
07:14:56.000So basically, we've now stacked the deck, host, guest, two clips, four to one.
07:15:02.000I was about to say, how many— The most awesome thing I ever knew.
07:15:04.000How many Republicans have we seen on here, other than when they're cutting away to a conference or something like that, when the Republicans are announcing the tax plan?
07:15:11.000How many voices of opposition have they brought on today?
07:18:04.000That's the only way that you can make that comment, but it's incredibly misleading to say 87 or whatever she just said, 85% of the beneficiaries are going to be in the 1%.
07:21:47.000Who do you think is fighting the tax cuts?
07:21:49.000If the tax cuts were going to be longer than, say, to 2027, who do you think would be the sticking point for tax cuts for 80% of Americans?
07:21:57.000Do you think it would be Republicans or do you think it would be Democrats?
07:22:00.000The reason they shrink back down is because of what you have to do to get any kind of tax reform in through the Democrats.
07:22:06.000If Republicans had their way, none of you would be paying these rates.
07:22:09.000If Republicans had their way, you'd have a flat tax.
07:22:11.000If you could, if conservatives had their way, well, fair tax, no, I'm a flat tax guy.
07:22:19.000It's just, to me, people watch the internet are like, oh, it's good.
07:22:21.000Ask yourself, why would those tax breaks, and when we say break, what we mean is not taking half, Why would the 80% of Americans receiving tax breaks, not including all the benefits of employment, not including all the benefits of the corporate tax rate reduction, why would 80% of Americans who are receiving tax breaks see that reduced to 2027?
07:22:41.000You have to ask yourself, is it more likely that Republicans said, we don't want Americans to get tax breaks in 2027, or is it more likely that in order to appease the Democrats, They had to find some kind of a middle ground, which meant these tax breaks won't last forever, kind of like the Bush tax breaks.
07:22:57.000Who wants the tax breaks for 80% of Americans, Republicans or Democrats?
07:25:13.000You know, and just the fact that nobody's getting any answers just makes it even worse.
07:25:18.000On the night of November 18th, Martinez was working alone, checking culverts along the interstate near Van Horn, Texas, about 30 miles from the Mexican border.
07:25:27.000Whatever happened next left Martinez badly injured and unconscious.
07:25:31.000He never regained consciousness and later died in the hospital from head injuries.
07:25:35.000I still have the last I love you note he left that night he left to work.
07:26:02.000A second agent, Stephen Michael Garland, was also found injured in the same area, but survived.
07:26:07.000The Border Patrol Union was quick to label it an attack.
07:26:10.000Texas Governor Greg Abbott called it murder, and on Twitter, the president used the incident to promote the southern border wall he's promised to build.
07:26:18.000But the local sheriff, Oscar Carrillo, who responded to the scene that night, says it did not look like an attack to him.
07:26:25.000These agents didn't get clipped by a truck.
07:26:26.000may have fallen eight to ten feet to the bottom of the culvert.
07:26:29.000He told Dallas Morning News it's even possible they were clipped by a passing tractor trailer.
07:28:16.000For its part, the Border Patrol Union says that Garland suffered severe head trauma, that he wants to remember what happened, wants to get it out in the open, and ultimately wants justice to be done.
07:31:19.000That's been the number one trend all day.
07:31:20.000They say that Republicans want to cut the chip program, leaving nine million, and I quote, tiny Tims without insurance.
07:31:25.000No mention of the Melbourne attacker, Afghani Saeed Nayori.
07:31:28.000They just said some random guy ran a truck into people.
07:31:31.000For the longest time until just now, they didn't acknowledge the two illegal immigrant drug dealers who were suspects with the man killed at the border patrol.
07:31:37.000And they have never mentioned the 1995 Israel vote to recognize, of course, Jerusalem as the official capital, where they would put the embassy and every president thereafter.
07:31:46.000And of course, now they're talking about a government shutdown with no recognition of the Republicans' promise to fund short-term funding to January 19th.
07:31:55.000They're just saying the Republicans want to shut down the government.
07:31:59.000We've been just doing this because the only way, David, to actually show people is to sit down and watch this for their entire original clock to show all the lies by omission.
07:32:08.000And I think a big one is Israel that we're talking about today.
07:32:12.000Tell people who don't know, you know, first off, let's do this.
07:32:16.000Tell them about the 1995 vote that passed overwhelmingly in the Senate and House.
07:32:22.000And for how long Jerusalem has been recognized as the capital of Israel.
07:32:26.000They've been acting like this is a new thing.
07:32:28.000Yeah, well, Jerusalem has been recognized the capital of Israel for 3,500 years.
07:32:33.000It's just that America got around to acknowledging that in 1995, and that is what Congress passed.
07:32:38.000That was under Bill Clinton, said, yep, Israel, Jerusalem is the capital of Israel.
07:32:43.000Everybody else in the world knows that.
07:32:45.000And so what happens is, every six months since, and they put a little clause in there that says, every six months the President can, for security reasons, say, well, we're not going to move our embassy there.
07:32:54.000And we've been doing that every six months since 1995.
07:32:57.000And finally Trump said, that hadn't worked out too well.
07:33:00.000That's supposed to bring peace, and us not moving our embassy there is supposed to make the Palestinians really happy.
07:33:05.000That hasn't happened, so let's try something different.
07:33:07.000So, you know, no real change except we've done what the law required us to do back in 1995.
07:33:55.000So what happens is the military guys repeat what the State Department has told them, and that's what it's been for nearly 20 years now, the State Department pulling the strings on this.
07:34:03.000Are you aware of the vote today in the UN?
07:34:45.000Historically, do you think that journalism has always been this bad in the United States, and we just are now able to see it with social media?
07:34:52.000Or do you think there was actually a golden era where this isn't the kind of stuff that they did in mainstream media?
07:34:57.000No, there's always been some bias there.
07:34:58.000I mean, Founding Fathers started the Committee of Correspondence because they said there's a British bias in the news.
07:35:20.000I've got some some news that was running back in 1777, where the New York newspapers were faking letters from George Washington, running them in the newspaper to make people think bad about George Washington.
07:37:37.000The issue was, we don't make a big celebration festival out of it, because that's what they do in Europe, and we ain't Europe, and we're not doing that stuff.
07:39:49.000Well, they did cards, but they just didn't do it for the White House.
07:39:51.000And so what Eisenhower did was make a partnership for them to do it with the White House, and so they started doing White House.
07:39:57.000Now, on the other side, consider this.
07:39:59.000Jimmy Carter, when he gets in, he gives 70,000 Christmas cards, then it goes to 100,000 next Christmas, then it goes to 105,000 Christmas cards he gave out.
07:40:09.000He gave out so many Christmas cards, Carter actually created a commission to study how many Christmas cards should be given out.
07:41:12.000Here's a Christmas card actually from outer space.
07:41:15.000Apollo 8 was the first Apollo mission to the moon, and on Christmas Eve they were orbiting the moon, and Frank Borman, this is actually the picture they took of Christmas Eve, the Earth rising over the moon, and then Frank Borman prayed a prayer for all of America there on Christmas Eve night, and they read the Genesis story.
07:41:35.000That's a Christmas card from the moon.
07:41:37.000Lots of fun Christmas stuff in American history.
07:41:39.000There is a lot of fun Christmas stuff in American history.
07:42:44.000David, for people who don't know, I've talked about this.
07:42:46.000Give people, just like, if we can just take two minutes, the kind of the history of modern Israel.
07:42:51.000Why are the Jews in there in that tiny plot of land, surrounded by people who want to kill them, and like you said, why have they had more sanctions put against them than, say, North Korea or even actual Islamic caliphates?
07:43:05.000Yeah, there's about 2 billion people who want to see the 13 million Jews exterminated.
07:43:10.000So if you keep odds, you're outnumbered 189 to 1.
07:43:13.000What happened was Israel had been in that land, and you go all the way back to 2,000 years ago when Rome destroyed it and dispersed it, and you go back to the time of the founding fathers.
07:43:21.000The founding fathers, John Adams, John Quincy Adams, others, wanted to see Israel reestablished as a nation back in the late 1700s, early 1800s.
07:44:25.000They gained land by defending themselves.
07:44:27.000By defending themselves, and they went and drove the attackers out of the lands where they were being attacked.
07:44:32.000And actually, that was part of what was supposed to be Israel's land back under the Balfour Declaration, the way it was divided up at World War I. So, what happened was, when World War II started, that land was supposed to belong to Israel.
07:44:44.000After World War II, it was given to Israel, but nobody was going to go in and defend Israel, and the British... Hold on, pause really quickly, because this is pivotal.
07:44:50.000This is pivotal for people who don't know.
07:45:30.000So even though they were given the land, what happened was the Jordanians and others came in and took a lot of the land.
07:45:36.000And Israel let them keep that, and they built their own military and air force, and in 67, those three nations came after to get everything else that was there, and Israel just crushed them in that six-day war.
07:45:49.000And they ended up keeping some of the land that they had been originally given, that the others had taken from them, and so they still are much smaller than what the mandate was in 1948.
07:45:59.000But you're right, the UN gave it to them, and now the UN condemns them for what the UN gave to them, so it's a crazy thing.
07:46:05.000It really is absolutely mind-boggling to me for anyone who understands the history of modern Israel.
07:47:44.000Let's just name it after people who wanted to kill them.
07:47:46.000Was it ever the capital of, because I'm trying to say, you know, there were times obviously when the Jews didn't have control over Jerusalem and now they act as though it's this really, it's this holy site and it's just steeped in Muslim history.
07:48:23.000Yeah, only Hadith when Muhammad, they claim he ascended to heaven, which was, I mean, I don't buy it, but you know, listen, that's not why you're here.
07:48:31.000He never came to Jerusalem, he never was there at all.
07:48:38.000400-something times by name, right, in the Old Testament, and another 200-plus times, if I'm not mistaken, with the term, obviously, the term Zion, which they're basically interchangeable.
07:48:46.000So over 600 times, Jerusalem is mentioned specifically in the Torah, right?
07:49:49.000Yeah, I got a little something special.
07:49:51.000Sven Computer, what is it you were saying?
07:49:53.000Sven Computer was texting me something.
07:49:54.000Something about... Because I saw you texting on your phone, and I said, don't text on your phone!
07:49:58.000Well, beep beep, I only texted on my phone to answer questions from fans, because I'm too stupid, because I'm a very bad computer, beep beep, so I don't know how to set up both accounts on this MacBook and Safari, so I can just switch like I could on the phone, but now I just opened the second browser to do it.
07:51:34.000- I was 24/7, it's the, yes, it's the one that got the award from CNET. - - Now there are no other people for this dollar, just $50. - - - - - Yeah. - Now I'm telling you, the SimpliSafe is incredible.
07:56:18.000There's a yummy, yummy list, especially Dean Cain.
07:56:22.000Let's split the difference with these lights here, Sound Guy Edward, because I know we brightened up those kind of... They were dimmer before, and then I was stupid, and let's just put them in between the two, because it hurts my... The light, dude!
08:00:57.000But there's a full show every single day.
08:00:59.000So we do the same pitch every single day, whether it's Monday or Thursday, OK?
08:01:03.000And I go in and I go, I was watching CNN this morning and it said just in, Steve Bannon says George W. Bush was the most destructive presidency in history.
08:01:13.000Or Bush 43, most destructive presidency in history.
08:01:15.000And I'll say, I know that's not true because I read that months ago.
08:01:18.000Please, one of you get an overlay for that.
08:01:20.000And then either Sven or Reg, who's brilliant and scary, gets an overlay for it.
08:02:02.000It's crazy to me too, is it's, Now, we know the production obviously takes some time, but they are news, so you'd figure they had that part figured out.
08:02:10.000We figure out news faster on Twitter and are more on top of things than they are running the same rehearsed stuff over and over and over again.
08:03:50.000I'm gonna, like, I remember everyone gave, uh, gave, uh, Pajama Boy a bunch of flack for that, you know, Obama commercial talking about Obamacare, but I'm not gonna lie.
08:07:15.000Good King Wenceslaw stood out on the Feast of Stephen, where the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even, brightly shone the moon that night.
08:07:30.000Though the frost was cruel, When a poor man came in sight, Gathering winter fuel.
08:09:38.000Well it's funny because we're talking about how we like Carol of the Bells because of the Home Alone thing, but I will say Oh Holy Night and I also really like Oh Come All Ye Faithful.
08:11:59.000Really quickly, I have to use it as a plug.
08:12:00.000If you guys want to see more Carol... See, these, they don't come cheap, because this is actually what they do for... You earn a living doing this, right?
08:12:06.000And we earn a living hiring people like this who earn a living.
08:19:24.000Yes, when it comes to singing, caroling, the creative arts, there's probably a good chance that one of them was eyeing you and was disappointed.
08:19:30.000Hey, at Sven Computer, remember I need to be able to hear you, how was the German?
08:19:36.000But I guess opera singers, beep beep, they're often from other countries, because there are a lot of German operas, beep beep, and they're often sung by foreign singers.
08:20:08.000I mean, obviously there are a lot of German opera singers, but for some of the biggest pieces, like Mozart pieces, that would be Austrian by the way, but they just bring an outside talent if they need like a very good voice for this particular role.
08:21:07.000Now, by the way, apparently there are a lot of other unplanned events that I don't know about, so hopefully... Coffee Beans and My Sternum was unplanned.
08:24:08.000But then I start telling her, my mom's a big conservative, and she actually sang with Aretha Franklin at the inaugural ball for Bill Clinton, because that's what professionals do.
08:24:50.000That's why I was saying that not K. Jarrett might have caught off guard.
08:24:56.000So the reason I say that is because he started, like, when the girl was, like, she wept the entire time, still weeping, and your dad and I obviously, like, were very polite, but, like, come on, you know?
08:25:20.000And then, and then I'll leave in a second.
08:25:23.000So then the caroler that's a fan, the other man, was saying how his college, his daughter in college is such a fan of you and oh my gosh I just told my kids I'm here and they can't even believe it and so... Know which man?
08:25:35.000And so... Well, come on, listen, let's be honest.
08:25:37.000If you're gonna call, you know which one is... Go ahead.
08:25:39.000So, um, as he's, uh, as he's saying this, and Weepy is standing at the door cowering, um, I, you know, your dad and I made sure to kind of discuss loudly- Just try and sound a little more empathetic.
08:26:56.000And then when we get, here's the thing, I felt bad for like 10 seconds, then we gave her the opportunity to come in here and make her case.
08:27:01.000Cause I am all about woman empowerment.
08:27:03.000Oh, you know, if she'd have come in here, I would have listened to her.
08:28:06.000So anyway, I was upset because we were really excited to bring you four carolers, and we had four special songs planned out, and... Oh, so that's why you said three?
08:28:54.000So, tell people how often this kind of, a lot of people don't understand how often this kind of thing happens, where we run into people who don't like us, or we become, you know, a part of a small group or something, and someone, and you find out someone is uncomfortable.
08:29:06.000I mean, this isn't an isolated incident.
08:29:08.000Yeah, and what's really funny, though, is you and I, I think we make a point to be, especially with strangers, very, very friendly, because that's the right thing to do, is to be really friendly to people, not apathetic.
08:29:20.000So we really can make a point to be very friendly to people.
08:29:23.000Okay, not counting Weepy in the green room, but we make a point to be... I'm sure you were probably friendlier to her than you're telling the story now.
08:30:12.000But back to the point you were making before, like usually when we got, you know, When we're talking to just, you know, strangers, we want to be overly friendly, we want to be really friendly.
08:30:20.000And when someone figures out who you are and they don't like you, what's interesting is, like, we'll stay friendly with them, but all of a sudden they become really rude and abrasive.
08:30:30.000And it's bizarre because, like, we weren't being rude and abrasive, but because they have this idea of who you are and they don't like your ideas, they become snotty and rude first.
08:31:08.000But he believes that people should be able to keep more than half after death of their state.
08:31:14.000I will say the one thing that made me feel like even a little bit better, which then she like locked herself into the green room where we're.
08:31:30.000Yeah, she, like, locked herself- She locked you out of my green room?
08:31:32.000Yeah, and Darren and I are banging on the door, and she locks herself in the green room.
08:31:37.000And then I'm like, okay, well, there's like 12 guns in there.
08:31:41.000But she's never going to touch them because she's terrified if she looks at them, they're going to go off.
08:31:46.000And so I'm kind of also feeling a little bit glad because she's traumatized enough, but we're going to hear even more PTSD by having her around the gun.
08:31:53.000Do you have any idea the press release?
08:31:56.000A caroler in full breaking news on the chyron, or developing a fully Dickens-era-dressed caroler blew her brains out in Steven Crowder's green room today when she was forced at gunpoint to perform Hark the Herald Angels Sing for the notorious troll artist.
08:34:22.000Nakia, Jared, and I, by the way, we're going to be doing Virginia Tech in February, and we're going to actually take—if you want this show, if you want Lotta with Crowder, To be taken on the road to your show, to your school.
08:34:31.000Sorry, my brain is already mush and I have to make it to midnight.
08:39:46.000The UN's vote is to condemn Trump recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, which it is, and putting the embassy in Jerusalem, which it's supposed to have been since 99.
08:39:55.000And the vote is outrageous because it was 128 to 9 to condemn Trump.
08:40:35.000I think it's served, though, and that's what this whole stream is about, is to illuminate kind of the biases because everyone knows Keith Olbermann has a bias, right?
08:40:42.000But for the longest time, people thought Jake Tapper was fair and straight down the middle, and I think people now know that's not the case.
08:40:48.000And so the whole purpose to this stream is, I was like, listen, We can't cheat it.
08:41:30.000I'm going to have to bring in that caroler and give her a switchblade and bring in caroler number four just to be West Side Story trying to dodge her whole show.
08:41:43.000I don't know how much worse it can get, Joy.
08:41:45.000I just... So, okay, I'm glad to hear you say that, because I would perform stand-up.
08:41:48.000Like I said, I wouldn't perform for a function that would be, like, Planned Parenthood or something, but if just someone who happened to be a liberal... But I guess I can see it.
08:43:37.000Victoria's acting police commissioner tells Sky News the alleged Street attackers attributed his actions to perceived mistreatment of Muslims, but has no known links to any terrorist groups.
08:44:20.000No mention, of course, of the Melbourne attacker being Afghani Saeed Nayori, so now we'll see if they actually talk about this because this just broke on Twitter.
08:45:35.000You don't give a fair and balanced side.
08:45:38.000And if you don't start talking about Uranium One, which is huge breaking news, which ties the Clinton, you know, horribleness into everything, and also New York Times, They did a story about how the Clintons were taking money for something with Russia.
08:45:53.000They did something like that about a year ago, and now they're refusing to even bring up their own stories.
08:45:59.000Well, they're refusing to bring this up, and I'm just amazed.
08:46:01.000Right now they're talking, it says, you know, it's continually said breaking about the UN vote.
08:46:05.000Now it's not saying breaking, but it had been saying that all day.
08:46:08.000And it had been saying breaking, you know, they're voting for government shutdown.
08:46:11.000The Republicans, by the way, we've said this, have already said, well, there doesn't need to be a shutdown till the 19th.
08:47:44.000And they don't want to pay you because they just want free entertainment.
08:47:47.000That's totally disrespectful because it's like if you pay somebody to cut your hair, you're not trying to get a freebie or, you know, fix your car.
08:47:54.000So on that side, singers want to work to get paid.
08:47:58.000Now if a singer gets paid and they don't work, They shouldn't get paid then.
08:48:04.000I mean, she showed up, she didn't do the job.
08:49:59.000Can we get Darren out here to tell his version?
08:50:01.000Because he spent a lot of time with her.
08:50:02.000Darren usually doesn't like to be on camera, but I'm sure we can get him out here after once we're done with... Why don't we have a live camera team in the hallway?
08:50:20.000I have a beautiful old nickel-plated Smith & Wesson revolver that sits on a shelf, so it's like that, but it's on a gun stand.
08:50:28.000And it's really just mainly just aesthetic, because it's a beautiful classic revolver with a rosewood grip handle and beautiful underlug to the barrel.
08:50:37.000So I wonder if she was eyeing that at one point, like... I mean...
08:50:43.000It's just, it's just how many, you know what I mean?
08:51:21.000Well, they can go to bringjoytocongress.com because I just announced my exploratory endeavor into Congress, a possible Congress run for Florida, the state of Florida.
08:52:37.000So, rather than run a story on the actual motives of a Muslim terrorist who ran a van into Christmas shoppers, let's speculate over whether the super villain Steve Bannon might run for president someday.
08:52:46.000So, rather than run a story on the actual motives of a Muslim terrorist who ran a van into Christmas shoppers, let's speculate over whether the super villain Steve Vannon might run for president someday.
08:53:10.000So, the police spoke this morning to this guy, because he apparently improved in the hospital, beep beep, and this guy said, they said, he spoke about dreams, beep beep, boop boop, and he spoke about voices, but he also did attribute some of his actions to the poor treatment of Muslims, beep beep.
08:53:25.000So it sounds like this guy is like, already planning for the court sessions, he's like, yeah, I'm mentally ill, but they mistreat Muslims.
08:53:37.000Yeah, it does sound... It's like, uh... Why did you do this?
08:53:43.000Because Muhammad is the holiest prophet, peace be upon him, and I believe the holy land... Because right now we're looking at Tel Aviv moving to Jerusalem... Also, my toaster talks to me.
08:55:55.000So, convulsing in the hallway, and Hillary says, you know, my mom was a professional singer, and she actually sang at Bill Clinton's inaugural, she told you, because it was her job.
08:59:29.000This was, this was high drama and you guys are, you know, completely unaware of it going on behind the scenes.
08:59:34.000I have, well, I know there are more surprises set for me, so, um... Let's just... Hold on, let me, let me, hold on a second, let me read the poll here.
09:00:55.000Sorry, I let my dog lick my face sometimes, because he looks like he's a little bit tired and hasn't gotten enough attention from me today.
09:03:03.000But there's my wife's essential oil diffuser, so I have to decide between being safe, potentially not mugged, murdered, raped in my sleeve, or the smell of nutmeg.
09:08:38.000We have the results for the should we pay the fourth girl poll and initially it was 85-15% but then all the shills came in and now it's only 78% that say we shouldn't pay the fourth girl.
09:09:54.000Three minutes, and it came through, they, they, like we said in the hit list, nine million tiny Tims have to die.
09:10:00.000Talked about how, sorry, pardon me, they didn't mention it, I'm sorry, listen, there's no, there's no mic, mute button, I just drank a portion of milk and I have a banana here.
09:10:09.000I'm going to be eating on the microphone.
09:10:57.000If I'm trying to remember, this is the one, they cut off, as a matter of fact, as he was trying to communicate it, they cut off Senator Rick Santorum, remember?
09:11:04.000Remember they had that broad, they had Pam, and then they had shrinking Kandi Crowley?
09:11:09.000Which really isn't saying much, just was smaller than Kandi Crowley.
09:11:13.000Basically anyone who's not Kandi Crowley.
09:11:15.000But the point is, now why do I despise Kandi Crowley so much?
09:11:19.000Because she almost single-handedly lost Mitt Romney the election with her bias at the debate.
09:13:32.000But you plug MugClub here while I finish my banana so that people know that you were hired because more people joined MugClub.
09:13:38.000Yeah, so, guys, if you want to have a job here, then you need to continue promoting the show and then...
09:13:46.000being Muck Club members, because then we can bring in more German people, beep, beep, and we can start a takeover and turn this into a horrible Nazi show.
09:15:41.000So, these are, people say if you're going to get one gun, Walter is a sponsor, we can also, German company, we say Walter, Sven, right, in German, Sven Computer.
09:15:51.000If you're going to get one gun, one gun, I know, one gun, no, but I'm, oh, that's right, I'm showing it right here.
09:16:17.000I'm a big revolver guy, you know that.
09:16:18.000And then, if you're gonna get a semi-automatic, get one that is ultra-reliable, ultra-simple, lifetime guarantee, and I'm a big believer if you're not a gun enthusiast, a 9mm.
09:16:31.000Because typically... 40 is going out because a 9mm with the ballistics, it's every bit as effective.
09:16:36.000It's cheap, it's plentiful, and it's pretty easy for most people to shoot.
09:16:39.000So if you're gonna get one gun, the reason you support Walther is not because they support the show, but that's... but they're also the best.
09:16:45.000So, we sit and we create all these ad campaigns, like SimplySafe, PrepareWithCredit.com.
09:17:23.000You can have a 6-round magazine, so 7 rounds, 8 rounds, or 9 rounds.
09:17:26.000So if you're only going to have one firearm, something that you can carry, and also switch to a bigger magazine to carry 9 rounds is what I recommend, the Walther PPS.
09:17:34.000Yeah, the limited edition comes with six, seven, and eight rounds, so you can have seven, eight, or nine rounds, okay?
09:17:41.000This is what is going back, hold on a second, in my Walt of Chastity belt right now, from Nate Squared Holsters.
09:17:46.000We're gonna get a custom holster actually made for the show.
09:17:49.000Great company, but they're not a sponsor of the show yet, but they are a great company.
09:17:53.000So this, again, cleared just for people who are tuning in.
09:18:39.000They're actually not expecting us to plug them this show But if you're looking I know Christmas season right now a lot of people looking at buying firearms I highly recommend the Walther's this thing is out-of-the-box Silly accurate to shoot and we couldn't be more ecstatic when we did the gun video first time gun owners That guy went to the range for the first time.
09:18:56.000It was Walter was not a sponsor of the show This is a very recent thing.
09:19:02.000It's like it's like It's a product that you're a fan of for a long time, and then you find out that your views are aligned and they're willing to sponsor the show.
09:19:11.000It's as good as a partnership can be, and it's a great feeling.
09:20:20.000So, the Democrats have no problem spending.
09:20:22.000So when they accuse Republicans or conservatives of Ted Cruz of disaster relief, saying, why are you not wanting to help these people from these disaster relief?
09:20:30.000Usually it's because these bills come with crazy earmarks, right?
09:20:33.000And it's the spending that conservatives have a problem with.
09:20:44.000They want as much of your money, as much spending as humanly possible.
09:20:47.000So there is no reasonable, there's no reasonable actual, there's no, my brain is mushy, there's no reason, there's no valid reason Democrats can give to not vote for 81 billion in disaster relief.
09:21:00.000This is something that would be straight down center plate.
09:21:02.000They vote to spend on anything, including forcing Hobby Lobby to get you the morning after pill.
09:21:10.000And they just voted against disaster relief.
09:21:53.000I'll say it's not a favorite of mine, but it's an iconic gun.
09:21:56.000So, alright, we have up next, I believe he's with us, Matt Isman, winner of Celebrity Apprentice, host of American Ninja Warrior, also a bunch of- I'm not hearing you!
09:23:08.000I'm sorry, I have to do this with every single guest.
09:23:10.000Can I give you the... By the way, Sven, let's add to the hit list the fact that they only gave 45 seconds to when the bill passed.
09:23:16.000Alright, I'm going to give you... You know we've been watching CNN all day.
09:23:18.000We're doing the full 16-hour clock because it's the only way to expose their bias to actually show, unedited, all day how their news works.
09:23:25.000I'm going to give you a really quick hit list, okay?
09:24:28.000Can you believe we give 14 year old girls the ability to, not 14 year olds, but 16 year old girls, they're texting and you've given them a Tahoe?
09:25:11.000Of course they've been talking about Israel.
09:25:12.000They've been saying breaking news all day for the 128 to 9 vote from the UN, the resolution to just say Donald Trump sucks because he's recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, which it is.
09:25:24.000Then they said breaking news, breaking news, Bannon doesn't like Bush 43.
09:25:32.000And then finally, when actually the government shut down, because they were talking about it all day, 9 million tiny Tims will die.
09:25:38.000They had panel after panel after panel after panel after guest after guest after guest, and we were talking about how Republicans put forward a bill to basically stop a government shutdown to January 19th.
09:26:00.000It's I mean it's sad that you we you're just acknowledging what I think we are all realizing is that there isn't news it's newsertainment where it's we're pandering to what people want to see and and it's so hard to find authentic Facts!
09:26:18.000Without doing the research on your own.
09:26:20.000And it's so disappointing to feel like, whether it's Fox or particularly MSNBC and CNN, which presents itself as the voice of the people, and you see the bias.
09:27:13.000Turns out there was a fourth caroler in the green room who almost, like, she figuratively, like, melted, locked herself in my green room so no one could get in and said, I didn't realize this was for Steven Crowder!
09:29:29.000How often do they do what you're doing, where you're sitting down here saying, I don't always agree with CNN, but I will give them the chance to sit here for 16 hours and acknowledge if they If they were to change your mind or at least to be open to it and that's what's so frustrating is someone who makes a living with words or to see someone like Owen Benjamin
09:29:50.000Who expresses opinions and rather than saying, let's discuss this, let me hear your point of view, it is censored, it is you are immediately toxic, where there's trial without jury and you're immediately considered this Nazi right winger.
09:30:08.000And it's so unfortunate, I think, to live in an era where We have such avenues of free speech, but nobody's engaging in them.
09:30:37.000Listen, I would never go in and be like, I won't perform stand-up if I found out there was a liberal there.
09:30:42.000And if the person said, hey, you're allowed to go in and tell this person and, you know, have a conversation.
09:30:47.000Particularly if it were like, let's say a Dave Rubin, or let's say, I don't know, Christine Hoff Summers, or let's even say someone even like a Van Jones.
09:30:55.000Van Jones, I'd disagree with him on that.
09:30:56.000I would go in and I'd talk with him about it.
09:31:47.000You look like the Burger Meister Meister Burger when he's in the wheelchair.
09:31:50.000You know, the other thing that bothers me too is to say, say I'm more conservative in some of my positions.
09:31:58.000That's not to say I don't believe in gay marriage or believe in rights for people or charity where people say, you know, again, as someone who was in health care before, To say I believe in people having health care.
09:32:13.000I just believe that the free market is a better system of providing it.
09:32:16.000So when I say I may be opposed to the government getting involved in it, it's not as though I'm saying I want people to die or tiny Tim's to go away.
09:32:26.000I'm saying I just think that the free market is a more efficient way of doing it than the government.
09:32:30.000Certain things the government should do, like having the army protecting us, providing some infrastructure.
09:32:34.000But I'm more and more convinced of the merit of the free marketing.
09:32:39.000And what I don't like is, particularly when you look at something like Twitter, which I'm not going to argue it's a public utility, but to say like, your existence is supposed to be predicated on the exchange of ideas.
09:32:53.000And when you censor people or shadow ban people, I think it does it a disservice because you're not really engaging in the thoughtful exchange of ideas.
09:34:01.000You show up, and you're doing stand-up, and it turns out that you are doing stand-up, and let's say it's a private party, and it turns out the guy who's running the private party is a real liberal.
09:34:45.000It's so amazing when they have these, I was watching it last night on the show, saying that, you know, 77% of women have reported being sexually abused at work.
09:34:55.000And I'm not disagreeing with it, and I'm not disagreeing that what's going on right now, this purge, this outing of inappropriate behavior is good.
09:35:04.000But you also start to question some of these studies, or the wage gap, where you feel women make 77 cents on the dollar, and you've seen it discredited.
09:35:14.000You start to wonder about some of these statistics that people cherry-pick, and so often there are no sources cited on it.
09:35:26.000I mean, they probably threw a poll up on their Facebook page.
09:35:30.000And we know, you know, where you're the phrasing of a question can can can absolutely manipulate the outcome.
09:35:42.000Like, do you think President Trump, who's been so irresponsible or who, you know, got peed on in a Russian hotel, how do you think he's handling it?
09:35:50.000And you're like, well, clearly, you know, these questions can be guided.
09:35:53.000I think it's incredibly difficult to phrase something in a truly neutral fashion or simply to ask someone just a question of how do you feel President Trump is handling Russia?
09:36:03.000And I don't feel that when you look at, when you really get into these polls, I think a lot of times the biases of the people polling are revealed.
09:36:12.000I would probably say I think he hasn't handled the Russia probe well just because he's been going off half-cocked on Twitter.
09:36:49.000You know, the implication and sort of where they conflate the two of, we don't think he's handling it well, therefore he should be impeached, is the natural conclusion.
09:37:28.000It usually has a good sense of humor, but I try to follow a variety of people and hear the different takes on a type of story and then try to do some research and draw my own conclusions.
09:37:41.000But honestly, you know, again, I've said this, I was talking to your pops, and I'm like, one of the things that shocks me is as I listen to, you know, occasionally listen to the Young Turks, it's, Cenk is very hard, but you listen to it and you feel biases revealed.
09:37:56.000And one of the things I appreciate is with louder with Crowder is you're very open about your points of view and you're very open to being challenged and that's another thing when i look at joe rogan i always appreciate joe ironically for this guy who's seen as kind of the meathead
09:38:13.000um you know bow and arrow provider guy that he's a guy who i think is willing to have his ideas changed and challenged and to bring people in who disagrees with and rather than attack them say it's more that thing of like you do which is great is change my mind Yeah, I don't know.
09:39:05.000At the very least, you know where people stand with those segments.
09:39:08.000I think that's what people are craving now.
09:39:11.000I watched an episode of Sarah Silverman's I Love You America, which I thought was a similar premise to Change My Mind.
09:39:20.000But when I watched it, I felt like Um, you know, she chose a family of Trump supporters who were, I thought, probably, you know, exaggerated caricatures.
09:39:31.000And there was always kind of a wink at the camera of, aren't these people idiots?
09:39:35.000Even though it's open and I'm like, Sarah, I thought she missed to do a genuine show where she really went into somebody who's, who's semi-informed, you know, where, You don't want to choose, you want to choose someone like on a college campus or someone who theoretically would have some informational backing because it's so easy to cherry pick and find someone who says, I don't like gun control, but they're not going to have statistics to back it up and you can embarrass them.
09:40:01.000But to have someone come on who's like, all right, I want someone who's relatively informed and let's have an honest discussion.
09:40:07.000And, and I think to me, that's so much more productive to have two people respectfully disagree.
09:40:13.000Here's the thing, it's productive if the people are willing to have an honest conversation.
09:40:18.000If they don't, it's productive for the person watching.
09:40:20.000So a good example, we've had several different change my mind.
09:40:23.000So the first one was just me talking with college kids and one of them changed their mind.
09:40:29.000And then one, when she realized she didn't have a leg to stand on, said, I'm trans disabled.
09:40:33.000And I noticed that's a big thing that changed my mind.
09:40:35.000The second, they think, oh wait, maybe I'm not making my points very well.
09:40:38.000Well, as a woman who could be raped, or as a trans-disabled, or as, you know, a quadriplegic black Jew with rickets, whatever it is, you know, they just pick something.
09:40:47.000They're the most, you know, oppressed class du jour.
09:40:49.000We've noticed that with every single change of my mind.
09:40:51.000But then, there were some, for example, there was an hour change of my mind with pro-life, and I realized the lady was fine with abortion up until nine months.
09:40:59.000And so you realize sometimes it's futile.
09:41:01.000And that was more productive for the audience, because even though it was cringe-worthy, and you're like, why isn't, why is this going nowhere?
09:41:07.000Because sometimes it's okay to say, you know what, we're not gonna find common ground if you're okay with abortion up to nine months.
09:41:12.000And then the next ones were, some people came up and threatened me, some people, you get both, and you have to accept that going in.
09:41:17.000But if you don't have honesty in your approach, I don't know, to me, it's just valueless.
09:41:22.000And watching CNN today, I mean, I tell you, Matt, I'd much rather be waterboarded Again, than doing 16 hours of CNN.
09:41:29.000This is really painful because I'm getting mad.
09:41:32.000And I don't want to be mad all day, but they're just, nothing is honest.
09:41:35.000It's something, and I go back to Owen Benjamin.
09:41:39.000I really think he's a thoughtful guy who, some people are like he's going off the deep edge, but I love the honesty.
09:41:45.000And one of the things he said was, I'm always willing to have a discussion with someone if I feel we have shared values.
09:41:52.000So if the idea is we ultimately want people in America to be healthier, we may just disagree about whether the government should do it or private enterprise should do it.
09:42:01.000We can have that discussion to have a discussion with someone about, you know, the value of life and when abortion can go.
09:42:08.000If you truly believe they they they share the same value, you.
09:42:12.000You can have a discussion and an honest disagreement.
09:42:15.000If you feel in the end, we kind of want the same things, like, you know, a healthier populace, a safer life, and we just disagree about how to get there, you feel like, are you going for the gun there or something else?
09:42:26.000No, I was moving it because I realized it had ridden up in a weird way and it looked like an uptuck.
09:42:34.000It's one of those things where I'm like, I'm always happy to discuss with someone I disagree with someone.
09:42:39.000Where, you know, you say, but I, but I believe that we both want the best for this country.
09:42:47.000I don't think we do anymore though, Matt.
09:42:50.000And that's when, and that was one of the points that Owen makes is that's what's scary is when you see people, when you feel like we don't have that common goal, that's when I think it gets scary because then it becomes intractable.
09:43:04.000If you used to be like Dawkins, Dinesh D'Souza, Christopher Hitchens, whoever it was, they would say, I disagree with you, but I'll fight to the death for your right to say it.
09:43:12.000Now it's just like, you can't say this because I don't like it.
09:43:15.000And so I think that's the big thing with Change My Mind.
09:43:35.000show but it was a great run it's all it's there's a caroling job open for you the american ninja warrior experience is our next thing we're actually going to be touring live go to anw experience.com or find me on twitter at matt eisman instagram and matt eisman facebook matt eisman or find me watching you guys and trolling not gay jared i'm such a horrible human It was the cross eyes.
09:44:01.000I was like, Hey Matt, are you getting some sun in your eye?
09:44:16.000And it's, it's the kind of thing of, you know, why I appreciate what you've done creating your own.
09:44:21.000And I often talk to, I was just on with Anthony Cumia and I send out my best to Artie Lang, another guy who's like, I'm going to create my own thing that no one can take away from me because otherwise you work at the pleasure of people and particularly when you do what you do where you have an exchange of ideas that you believe in.
09:44:38.000It's important I think to create your own safety net because otherwise someone disagrees with you and and we see that now in this industry.
09:44:48.000Conservative people come out and their careers are gone.
09:52:11.000And it amazes me that they still even try, what's offensive to me is they still even try to feign this concept of being fair-minded.
09:52:19.000But is it that the left, and I say this with all due respect, is it that you're so stupid that you actually buy it and only the left can get away with this?
09:52:26.000Or is it that that's just where the money is at from corporations and things like that, and so they have to do it to appease the kind of people that are going to fund these programs.
09:52:35.000It's a genuine question, because I know Foxlean's way right, obviously, right?
09:53:38.000fact check has cnn covered since we've been watching i went to the bathroom did they cover at all the melbourne attack i don't think so i don't think so okay good i can't hear you thank you um this is like hazing it just never gets fun computer made a great point about how they're gonna try and chalk it up to mental illness but it's just so brilliant the way the guy framed it so computer make your point It had us laughing, but it's a good point.
09:54:00.000And by the way, people, if you want to talk, go along with the stream.
09:54:24.000But because His condition improved in the hospital and they talked to him and they came out and said that this guy said that he was basically talking to his toaster in his free time but also it was because Muslims are mistreated.
09:54:41.000So it was kind of already setting the stage for when he has to make his point in front of a court.
09:59:33.000More appropriate from Truth and Sheed.
09:59:35.000So Papa John Pizza is basically rearranging titles of the CEO who made racially toned comments about black NFL players protesting systemic white supremacy.
09:59:42.000We are still not eating their nasty pizzas.
09:59:45.000Funny enough, I think they have one of the best pizzas going around.
10:00:03.000If you join Mug Club, we will ring the bell, read your name out, and by the way, every time- every time someone joins Mug Club, Muhammad is sexually accosted in hell.
10:00:11.000Yeah, what were you- you already- you have one?
10:02:00.000I want everyone out there, okay, part of the Crowder army, because people are coming home from work, a lot of people aren't aware of the livestream.
10:02:05.000I want everyone to hashtag CrowderCNN livestream Send out the punchline, because it's a one-phrase punchline.
10:02:13.000I'll give it to you, and I want you to send it out, because that's why I'll tell you about Muhammad, how it ties in afterwards.
10:04:03.000It was a joke that I remember my dad told me.
10:04:05.000He was like, do you, he was trying, I remember, he used to tell me jokes when I was a little kid, but he told me like, hey, do you like, but he told me, hey, do you like being pickpocketed and robbed and beaten up and bullies?
10:04:16.000I was like, no, he's like, you're going to hate Wednesdays.
10:05:10.000CNN story is Donald Trump basically rebukes Hamas by recognizing Jerusalem as a capital.
10:05:17.000UN votes to rebuke Donald Trump and the United States, then Donald Trump comments and rebukes them, and then Andrew Brenner rebukes Donald Trump's rebuke of the UN's rebuke, and that's been like 80% of the coverage.
10:06:23.000Could you imagine someone stuck on a layover today?
10:06:26.000No, hey, your dad actually and I were talking in the green room and he's like, I think most of the numbers that CNN gets is because it's a captive audience.
10:06:33.000In the airport, you got nowhere to go.
10:08:07.000I so appreciate you being in this with me.
10:08:09.000Hashtag crowd our scene in a live stream because every time I think I'm gonna get a glimpse of news like, oh, what did Vice President Pence say in Afghanistan?
10:17:06.000By the way, we still also have a Golden Ticket for another... We won't talk about it now because we'll get too many submissions during the stream.
10:19:46.000Listen, if a caroler comes to your studio and locks herself in your green room, thereby locking out your own producers and refuses to perform even though you've paid them and they signed a contract- They know your address now.
10:19:57.000Can you say that person's kind of a bitch?
10:20:51.000We are tent- gosh, we've been doing this for ten hours.
10:20:53.000I still say we need to get Francine on that one later on, because she's- she's- she's- We'll let her watch the video and see if she can tell.
10:20:58.000Let's see, Francine- I'm gonna send- I'm gonna send a note to Senator Roy Blunt.
10:21:00.000Anybody from Missouri on Twitter, we want you to send a note to your senator's office and ask him, is that a piece?
10:21:07.000Look, see, here's the thing- Is that carpet?
10:21:09.000You don't just look at the- you don't just look at the- the hair.
10:21:11.000You gotta look at the face it goes with, because the face- I'm done listening to you.
10:22:08.000I was one of the last people to talk with Richard Simmons on Twitter by direct message.
10:22:11.000Yeah, he was gonna come on the show, and he was like, uh, I don't have time right now, please stop messaging me, and just, like, disappeared, and then his Twitter was shut down, and then we've heard that he was, like, kidnapped.
10:22:26.000And since he came back, they said he was doing a bunch of witchcraft, weird stuff, and everyone has said that he's cut out his family, so whether it's witchcraft or not, maybe he's a member of a cult.
10:26:02.000They're a commercial and we got nothing.
10:26:04.000We actually came to the conclusion that we have more sponsors than they do because they keep running the same commercials over and over and over.
10:26:10.000Well, listen, we've been... It's just so manufactured.
10:26:12.000Since they're running commercials, one thing we'll say is we've been really limited with sponsors.
10:27:15.000That's why Walther, people don't understand, the paying members, where we don't have to run ads because you're paying, but the paying members is what shows people like Walther, people like SimpliSafe, they go, oh my gosh, there's a lot of, not many people pay for things on the internet.
10:27:28.000And Walther just, they have the balls to stand up and support the show.
10:27:31.000Listen, like I said, about Walther, it's a sponsor for us.
10:27:35.000If you're not a firearm person, don't buy a gun.
10:27:37.000If you're going to buy a gun, all I'm asking you is to try the Walther.
10:27:41.000Go to the gun range, Glock 19, Glock 7, try the PPQ.
10:27:45.000If you're going to get a Smith & Wesson Shield, or the Ruger LCP, or whatever it is, or the Sig... They're all good guns, by the way.
10:27:59.000And so if you want to support – if you find them kind of, okay, within the margin of error and you want to support the company that supports your show, great.
10:28:21.000You know, whether it's bedsheets or reverse mortgages or gold, we can just tell people, go right now, do me a favor, people out there, and then you can tweet me at S Crowder, of course, hashtag CNN, Crowder CNN livestream.
10:28:50.000Honestly, like, I can't tell you, that's one of the... For me this year, that's one of the biggest... That and the success have changed my mind.
10:29:11.000Well, I like the way you guys do this, too.
10:29:13.000I like the way you guys do commercials, because, you know, every time you would, if you ever listen to talk radio or anything like that, it's like, it's the cheesy, and I only use whatever, and you're like, yeah, whatever, we know you got paid.
10:29:22.000You guys do really fun commercials, where, you know, you put some time and some effort and energy into it, so it's entertaining, and so I'm like, I, of course, want to buy that product now.
10:30:08.000The cool thing, too, I will say this about right now, claims for loyalty.
10:30:10.000The cool thing I'll say about Walther, and then I'll stop talking about our sponsor, is I told him, like, hey, listen, just so you know, I have an old Smith & Wesson revolver, and I really like my Ruger SP-101 revolver.
10:30:23.000I was like, well, I know you don't have revolvers, so if ever I mention it, they're like, even if there were other semi-automatics that you had that you liked, we wouldn't care.
10:30:31.000They never said you have to only plug Walther.
10:30:34.000Well, it gives you some ability to be honest.
10:32:44.000By the way, we're going to need your help.
10:32:45.000When people get back from work, you guys have been the workday crowd.
10:32:48.000It's going to be a whole different crowd.
10:32:50.000We want to get this thing to top three trending like it was earlier so that Don Lemon starts blubbering like the blatant, blatant feminine homosexual he is once you get a few drinks in him.
10:35:49.000You can't do a poll, you've got to just ask the question.
10:35:52.000Sven, double check to make sure it's not already up the poll to see... It's a poll, how fast can Sven... I've got to blare away at this bitch.
10:37:26.000But Blair was very nice, came out... By the way, special thanks to Hodge Twins, Clint Howard, Blair White, Bill Richmond, our half-Asian lawyer, and we have Mark... Well, people did guess.
10:38:53.000I don't understand, like, is there, is there somebody on the liberal side, like, as a normal person, that you'd be like, yeah, this person is so bad, I wouldn't want to be around them?
10:39:00.000Maybe I disagree with them, but I wouldn't care.
10:39:01.000I think that if I were in a room, and I've said this for, if I were in a room with Nancy Pelosi, I'd just start vomiting uncontrollably with the Exorcist.
10:39:08.000But if someone, if I were in a green room, and they said, hey, you're going to be doing stand-up for Nancy Pelosi, I would probably say, listen, she's not going to find me funny.
10:40:59.000have one for harry reed already when when when nancy pelosi dies the best part about this is that somebody took the time to think about those things like you know what i didn't get a nice bottle like at some point he went to the store and bought a bottle of wine to prep for that bottle of wine or beer for christmas day much less yeah well i'll tell you what coach mark repito has foresight All right, so before the guest, are we doing the Aaron challenge?
10:43:07.000No, listen, I don't care what, I mean, if they take you, they can just give you some knack and you'll be fine, but I don't want, just not the carpet.
10:46:34.000No one is, no one is, no one is, no one is.
10:46:36.000Uh, no mention of the Melbourne attacker being Afghani Saeed Nayori, who, by the way, said he was doing it because of the mistreatment of Muslims.
10:46:42.000That's not even been mentioned up here.
10:46:43.000Apparently we have this guy, we have Scarforehead on here, we have Lex Luthor to talk about something else.
10:46:47.000And then, uh, they had Simone D. Sanders on to talk about the Mueller probe.
10:46:50.000By the way, this is the person who mocked Trump supporters being by black people saying, uh, poor white people.
10:46:54.000No mention of the 1995 Israel vote to move the embassy and recognize it in Jerusalem, which passed overwhelmingly in both the House and the Senate.
10:47:00.000No mention of the short-term funding for Republicans to the January 19th.
10:47:03.000They just now said, well, the House has extended it, even though they said the Republicans wanted to die them.
10:47:16.000And then they only devoted 45 seconds to when the Tiny Tim Bill actually passed.
10:47:20.000Yeah, and then when they had the one lone conservative voice that everybody would kind of get behind Rick Santorum on there, they gave the other lady three minutes.
10:47:26.000They gave Santorum 20 seconds before both the host and the other guest interrupted him.
10:47:52.000They can walk away whenever they want.
10:47:53.000These people are a captive audience on this.
10:47:55.000Our parody with like Perry Matheson who used to do fake news and all the fake commercials that we would make and the fake breaking news and the fake warnings.
10:49:31.000So if that's all you get, which is what most people get, you're not only not informed, you're misinformed.
10:49:36.000Yeah, I am genuinely... Okay, you tell me now, KJ.
10:49:39.000Do you feel as though today is probably the first day in a long time where you actually feel out to lunch in regards to what's going on in the world?
10:50:31.000I don't know that there's a whole lot else going on, but that doesn't excuse them from running the same stuff and pushing a narrative every time.
10:50:51.000Well, that's what news has become, and that's why I think people enjoy shows like this so much, is because you get a lot of the facts behind the opinions.
10:50:57.000We'll give you the opinion, and we'll tell you exactly what we think, but we'll tell you why.
10:51:01.000Well, let me tell you the logic behind what we do, compared with CNN.
10:51:03.000Right now they're doing commercials, so we're not missing anything.
10:51:19.000Or we're going to pick a topic like the myth of the Native American genocide.
10:51:23.000Or we're going to pick a topic like the myth of the Crusades and what they actually were as a retaliatory action.
10:51:28.000There's so much to discuss throughout human history and through sociology and culture.
10:51:33.000And since we're not beholden to lying about the news, we can come out, tell a few jokes about news of the day, and it doesn't have to be consequential because we can joke about it being inconsequential and then say, listen, not much happened, so we're going to dive into a topic today that maybe you might want to know about.
10:51:48.000Now, if it's topical, we'll dive into the tax bill.
10:51:50.000If it's topical, we'll dive into a terrorist attack that happens in the East.
10:52:14.000It was really boring to the point where a lot of people said, man, your guest, I can't remember who he had on as a guest, but he was a net neutrality guy.
10:52:32.000If you don't do that, if you don't take time out of your day to prioritize with news, people are only reacting to what they're hearing about net neutrality at the last second.
10:52:47.000Not all information is dessert, right?
10:52:49.000Sometimes you need the spinach of information, like you need the background and the understanding, the stuff that takes a little time to get so you can have an informed opinion when stuff does happen.
10:54:40.000Do you realize that you are one of us having you on the show after what happened in Sutherland Springs?
10:54:45.000You are probably the guest we've had the most feedback about all year.
10:54:50.000And we've had president, ever on the show, we've had presidential candidates.
10:54:53.000So many people said, hey, we want to reach out and speak with Mr. Williford and send him, you know, whether it was shirts or food or offer their help.
10:55:00.000And of course we kept your obviously location identity private.
10:55:03.000But you've, you've, you had a reaction or people had a reaction to you that they've never had from anyone on the show, sir.
10:55:34.000Has the press left you alone now finally? - The press has pretty much left me alone.
10:55:40.000Saturday is our Christmas ride with the church.
10:55:45.000And we're hoping to have a lot of motorcycles there.
10:55:48.000Now, we were actually at one point trying to get you a motorcycle to get a sponsorship going, and it was just really hard to get a hold of someone.
10:55:56.000But I know you ride Harleys, and so how many people do you expect to have riding motorcycles down for this Christmas ride?
10:56:46.000And I got to tell you, every single hour, every single headline has been a falsehood.
10:56:51.000So, listen, we're in the late night show just doing what we can.
10:56:55.000And so I hope you feel like we did your story justice.
10:56:58.000We did you justice and gave you a fair platform because, listen, man, you touched our lives.
10:57:03.000We only wanted to have you on to say thank you so much for giving us the privilege of having you on the show and for, you know, what you've done to save lives.
10:58:17.000So I don't think I'd ever actually seen him.
10:58:19.000I didn't get to see the episode where you interviewed him and gave him kind of the opportunity to talk about it, but I am shocked that he didn't do like a CNN or something like that as well.
10:59:06.000I don't try and corner people and create that kind of drama on air.
10:59:09.000But that guy, he's the guy who stopped the shooter in Sutherland Springs with an AR-15 and no one talked about it and he came on our show.
10:59:16.000And gosh, what a blessing that that guy's been there.
10:59:18.000So when people say, yeah, there's a rhyme and a reason to our life and this show, and of course you've supported it at lottowithcutter.com slash MugClub, where we've had scoops And you know what else I will say about Steven Wilford?
10:59:28.000It taught me the conservatives out there who are real and who only care about some ratings.
10:59:33.000Because he did our show, and he did a 40-something minute interview, and he did one other show that was his friend, local, I think in Arkansas or something like that, and some conservative sites that I know I sent the video to, and we had the better interview, the other one was a puff piece, didn't run ours, ran another one.
10:59:50.000By the way, for people who don't know, it's not like Daily Wire.
10:59:53.000Daily Wire I love, and they ran our piece, and we always support Daily Wire, and Shapiro's gonna be on the show, so just before the rumor mill starts.
10:59:58.000But there were some other big conservative sites that never ran our interview with Stephen Williford, which to me is like, if you're a conservative site, and we gave him a platform, and he was begging for help to his church and support, and we gave him, and he said, this is the best platform that I've been given, thank you so much for being fair, and conservative sites didn't run it?
11:00:17.000These sites are just in it for the money, you realize, too.
11:00:27.000So I think you got involved in this originally because you had a passion for bringing comedy and information together in a way that was fun and entertaining, but educational, right?
11:01:44.000I go on to another career because nobody enjoys it, nobody signed up, but everybody did sign up.
11:01:48.000Well, I think it's important, and this is one thing for people who've joined, and at Sven Computer can jump in because he was a Mug Club member before he ever worked for us.
11:02:16.000It's like Kandi Crowley who's been in a sauna suit who's been cutting for wrestling practice.
11:02:21.000So, one thing I will say, and I'm incredibly grateful for, is our brand, Loud Earth Crowder, is based on, I know watch all the liberals say no, is based on truth.
11:03:24.000I was like, eh, I won't say what it is, but it involves, it's like one of those boxes delivered to your house.
11:03:30.000And I won't say which one, there's so many of them, so I'm not really, but I was like, it's kind of gimmicky.
11:03:34.000I was like, honestly, I don't, and it's kind of expensive.
11:03:37.000And I didn't want to do it, and people were shocked.
11:03:39.000So because it's based on truth, if we tell you, hey listen, the Walther, we use it, it's the best firearm out there, it's because we mean it.
11:03:47.000You may think the HK is better, you may think the SIG is better, but we all genuinely believe that Walther makes the best, and we went after them as a sponsor, based on that first.
11:03:57.000We go after sponsors based on who we use and who we think the best is first, and if they don't, then we just don't run a sponsorship, we run another mug club ad.
11:04:05.000Well, and I feel like, too, I get a little bit of perspective because I've been a close friend of yours for a while, but I've kind of seen where you started, kind of to where you are today.
11:05:17.000And for hundreds of millions of dollars, I think that's the biggest takeaway for me today, is how much CNN sucks and how much money it costs for them to suck.
11:06:13.000But anyway, this is one of the reasons that I think we need... And one thing, really quick, the irony is they're calling people conspiracy theorists for saying that the Mueller probe, you know, is a campaign against Trump.
11:06:22.000It's like, listen, this is designed to discredit Trump, and they go, you're just a conspiracy theorist.
11:06:30.000You've been running this whole conspiracy about Russia for an entire year!
11:06:35.000How are we the conspiracy theorists for saying, you've had a year, you just had a guy sit down on your desk for seven and a half hours and say none of it's confirmed by the FBI, we think this is probably bullcrap, and you're like, well you're just a conspiracy theorist.
11:06:46.000You told us he was having Russian prostitutes piss on the veneer!
11:06:52.000I'm sorry, I've interrupted you like five times.
11:06:57.000I was reading an article recently from somebody who leaned left, and I want to say that it was either New York Times or Washington Post, and he said, no wonder Trump is saying fake news.
11:07:07.000And he listed story after story after story, that they came out, big headlines, and then he listed the story that they had to run to retract it, or the headline that they had to change to make it accurate.
11:07:22.000No wonder he thinks that, because every big reveal that comes out turns out to be nothing, or it turns out to be something that's overstated, or it turns out to be something that really doesn't matter, it's not connected to Russia at all.
11:07:54.000Hey, Sven, have you seen any sources today that have been like legitimate concrete sources outside of CNN?
11:08:01.000Like, I haven't seen any sources outside of obviously a vote was taken, but it seems to me they just make a bunch of claims and they don't provide the overlays for them.
11:08:08.000They don't provide the sources for them.
11:08:10.000Yeah, no, that's not just you, beep beep.
11:08:12.000They just show a clip of something that happened, like the Republicans, on the stairs in front of the White House, and then they just give their opinion to it.
11:09:34.000I understand protecting your sources, like when it comes to like the Clintons, because they're gonna kill a guy, right?
11:09:39.000But like, when it comes to, it's just, everything is unnamed.
11:09:42.000It's like, well, why does a source need to be unnamed if they're just claiming that some Russian prostitutes peed in front of Donald Trump?
11:09:52.000That was one of the things the article brought up.
11:09:54.000If you use sources like that all the time, you can't have people go in and vet them because then the circle widens too much and the source gets outed.
11:10:49.000But as Manu said, what is key here is, in addition to the contemporaneous notes, there's now a contemporary corroborating with this, basically, to the account.
11:10:59.000I mean, this isn't just James Comey now going to a car and typing up notes to make sure it's No.
11:12:08.000If I watched this and I had no idea what was going on in this country and I wanted to figure something out, I'd be like, oh, the GOP is a bunch of jerks that are attacking people that are just trying to get the truth.
11:14:45.000They are now saying, breaking news, FBI official backs up Comey's claim that Trump asked for loyalty.
11:14:50.000I want to read their headline and what this actually means is breaking news.
11:14:54.000Yesterday, McCabe, under questioning for 7.5 hours, who said there was not a scrap of evidence for the Trump dossier, did in fact confirm that James Comey told him once Trump asked Comey for loyalty.
11:20:55.000All right, Mr. Shapiro, sir, can you hear me slash see me?
11:20:59.000Oh, I'm here, and I can see you wearing your crazy outfit, and you're not getting waterboarded this year, so this is not nearly as interesting as it was last year.
11:21:06.000I am not, and I will say this, crazy enough, I'm 12 hours in, but you look more tired than me, so you must just be unhappy.
11:21:13.000Well, I mean, you can always guarantee that's a true thing.
11:22:09.000I was in that because, so yesterday I was up at like 4 o'clock Eastern time because I was speaking at a TPUSA event, flew back, did my show, hosted for Mark Levin, and then this morning I was up hosting for Glenn Beck.
11:22:21.000So it's been, and then I did my show again.
11:22:24.000So it's been like every hour has been a broadcast hour in the last 24.
11:22:27.000Here, Ben, you can just recycle the same one topic.
11:22:41.000Ben, I have to do this because I do this with each guest because I know obviously you haven't been watching all of it, but hit list here today from CNN.
11:22:47.000And the reason we did this for people who are watching right now is because I said this is the only way to prove how biased CNN is.
11:22:53.000It's the bias by And also because you are the worst masochist I have ever met in my entire life.
11:22:58.000And every year you have to come up with some new way to torture yourself.
11:23:23.000So let me just kind of give you a hit list here, really quickly, breakdown.
11:23:27.000And then, uh, then we can go through it.
11:23:28.000So, right away they start off the day by stoking the Russia hysteria, the idea that Trump was going to fire Mueller, even though he's... Mueller.
11:23:45.000It's been trending number one on Twitter.
11:23:46.000No reference to this show, which was trending number three on Twitter.
11:23:48.000They said the TRIP program, Republicans were going to kill 9 million tiny Timbs.
11:23:53.000Then, no mention of the Melbourne attacker, Afghani Signore, being Muslim, nor being Afghani, nor saying that it was because of mistreatment of Muslims.
11:23:59.000They had Simone D. Sanders on to talk about the Mueller probe, who mocked Trump supporters being beaten by a black mob.
11:24:04.000No mention at all of the 1995 Israel vote.
11:24:07.000Of course, the fact that basically the embassy is supposed to have been in Jerusalem.
11:24:11.000It was supposed to be in Jerusalem in May 1999.
11:24:14.000Every single president, Clinton, Bush, Obama, Donald Trump, all said they would recognize the Capitol being in Jerusalem.
11:24:20.000No mention of the short-term funding from Republicans to January 9th, so there wouldn't be a government shutdown.
11:24:24.000Then when they finally put that through, and now we're kicking it to the Senate where it'll probably happen, They just said, oh, the House votes to not shut down, and they only devoted 45 seconds to that when they admitted that I think that the Tiny Tims, 9 million people won't have to die.
11:24:56.000You know, I have been, unfortunately, in the gym when the only thing on the television was CNN.
11:25:02.000And the good news is it makes you so angry that you actually power lift.
11:25:04.000Like, all of a sudden I was lifting like Crowder.
11:25:06.000But the bad news is that you're watching CNN, and I will say that when you watch CNN for any length of time, what you see is that you are doing breaking... First of all, the number one thing is they'll say, breaking news, then they will repeat a headline they literally said 35 seconds ago.
11:25:19.000That's exactly what they're doing right now!
11:25:21.000Yeah, this is Wolf Blitzer's particular specialty.
11:25:25.000What I love particularly about Wolf is that Wolf plays the kind of innocent, I just stumbled into a political show and I don't know anything better than anyone on TV.
11:25:54.000He just basically sits on the CNN set for nine hours a day and waits for them to cut to him desperately hoping against hope that now will be his time to shine.
11:26:02.000But I've never seen anybody appear on CNN as often as I've seen Adam Schiff.
11:26:22.000Ben, you've been in news more so, obviously than entertainment for a long time, worked on radio.
11:26:26.000What's the shelf life on saying breaking news, or like, when I see something on news that says earlier, I always assume it was earlier that day.
11:26:51.000Well, I guess that we, once again, we were this close to all dying.
11:26:55.000I mean, we've all died several times in the last weeks, right?
11:26:58.000If you haven't died, it's net neutrality.
11:27:01.000After net neutrality, you know, I woke up this morning, I hopped in my car, I looked around, and it was after the tax bill had passed, and I looked around, there was no one on the roads, I figured I was the only one left alive, and then I realized it was just 5.15 in the morning.
11:27:11.000Who the hell is out on the roads at 5.15 in the morning?
11:27:13.000This is the way that they cover the news.
11:27:15.000Yeah, I mean, CNN's coverage, particularly on, you know, the Middle East issues, is pretty astonishing.
11:27:20.000I did see, I, maybe, well, I'm sure you saw it.
11:27:22.000So you tell me, I heard that Jake Tapper actually did a decent monologue on the UN and their bias against Israel.
11:27:28.000I will tell you what, when he turned on, I think we had a guest who came in, or I was playing with my nipples.
11:27:33.000No wait, that was where, I have a hole in my sternum here, and no one believed me, so we tried to see, I have an inverted sternum, so I was trying to see how many coffee beans we could fit in my sternum.
11:28:52.000Is there anything new here for CNN to warrant being on the Russia probe all day nope there's there hasn't been anything new for months and and i don't really think that there's any i mean i have been saying for months i don't think there's anything there other than ancillary activity by man i mean i actually named what i thought was happening right i said there might be ancillary activity by manafort and flynn and i named the players because if you're watching this at all you can see who are the guys who are most likely to get swept up in this and it was never trump no it was It was never going to be Trump.
11:29:18.000And as far as the idea that, you know, I dislike Trump, you know, I dislike his personality.
11:30:59.000I mean, she's obviously well-spoken, and she does have a gravitas that I thought she lacked, actually, in politics until her performance at the UN in recent months.
11:31:13.000He hasn't gotten in a fight with LeVar Ball, so he gets affirmative action points for that.
11:31:17.000He doesn't, every time, President Trump, when it comes to, you know, what he does, if he's not getting in a fight with a low IQ human being, then that is a positive, a real positive for him.
11:31:27.000I mean, I've been saying on my show, go on vacation now.
11:31:29.000You know, Mr. President, you've had a couple of good weeks.
11:31:38.000If Trump deprives the left of the tweets, they're not going to be able to talk about anything except rehash this Russian stuff, which is a big nothing.
11:31:46.000And not only is it a big nothing, there is significantly more evidence that the Obama administration was colluding with Russia.
11:31:51.000Over Hezbollah, then there is that Trump was colluding with Russia to win the election.
11:31:55.000That's the real under-told story of the last couple of weeks, is that Politico story that just blows the lid off of the Obama administration basically saying it's fine that Hezbollah is smuggling drugs and murdering people so long as they can get the Iran deal done.
11:32:07.000Uranium One has been trending all day for a reason, and not to do the but Hillary thing.
11:32:10.000Here's the one thing, with Donald Trump, like we've talked about, I don't think Trump has had anything to do with Russia.
11:32:16.000The problem with Donald Trump and Russia, like you said, is his tweeting, is his talking about it.
11:32:21.000Here's the thing, the truth, as it comes out, is better and better for Donald Trump, but it gets overshadowed by him getting a little bit nervous, gets a little trigger happy, and then goes after someone on Twitter.
11:32:30.000It's like, listen, if you said nothing and waited two months, this is all pretty good.
11:32:34.000The fact that McKay was Totally agree.
11:32:47.000I think he may be starting to figure that out because, you know, a few weeks ago there was talk that he was going to fire Mueller, and now he's saying, I'm not going to fire Mueller, which is the smart move, because here's the deal.
11:32:56.000If Mueller comes forward with anything against Trump, we're all going to say, well, that The investigation was flawed from the very beginning.
11:33:02.000I mean, we're going to have to take that into account now because the Mueller investigation was filled with anti-Trump people, some of whom were legitimately texting each other while having an affair that they had an insurance policy against Trump becoming president.
11:33:11.000We're all going to have to take a serious look at that, no matter what they find.
11:33:14.000And then if they find nothing, then he's off the hook.
11:33:15.000So I think that Trump is starting to figure that out.
11:33:17.000The real question now is, is this Is new Trump here, right?
11:33:22.000Have people figured out how to box him in?
11:33:24.000You know, you praise him a lot, you do the Mike Pence routine, you say nice things about him, you surround him with people who are giving him good advice, and then you praise him and tell him to go golfing.
11:34:27.000That allowed Mike Tyson to defend himself, and then when the opportunity arose, And destroy people because he learned how to keep himself safe until then.
11:34:36.000That's the same thing with Donald Trump.
11:34:37.000Listen, you can be Donald Trump when the U.N. tries to embarrass you.
11:34:41.000That's when we want you to you can tell them to go F themselves for all I care.
11:34:45.000But that only holds water if you remain silent when the truth would vindicate you.
11:34:51.000So I think people think it's one or the other.
11:34:52.000It would be better for him in the sense of being a better Trump.
11:34:55.000And it would be better for everyone because I like a lot of the policy.
11:34:59.000I mean, I was asked by a member of the Trump administration recently to grade them, and I said, I'll give you guys an A-minus on executive policy.
11:35:04.000This is before they passed the tax bill, so I said C-minus on negotiations with Congress.
11:35:10.000And in terms of rhetoric, I'll give you guys an F, because the problem is that Every time you do something great, within five minutes you're doing something stupid again.
11:35:17.000If you could get that F up to a B, this looks like a pretty good administration, right?
11:35:21.000If suddenly all the boo-boos go away, like I did an entire list of his accomplishments versus his drawbacks, and nearly all of the accomplishments are substantive, and nearly all the drawbacks are rhetorical.
11:35:29.000Nearly all the drawbacks are things like Charlottesville, or him getting in stupid Twitter fights with people, or him deciding that he's just gonna rip on LeVar Ball for a year.
11:35:36.000You know, all this kind of stuff detracts from what has been a presidency that's actually gotten some things done.
11:36:40.000And here's the thing, very little of it has directly involved Donald Trump, because like you said, we've had good Trump, and so it's a fire that if he just stops giving it oxygen, CNN will embarrass themselves.
11:36:50.000Today has been, I will tell you this, the difference in quality between cable news, for example, CNN, and your show, or even late night and our show, is so minimal now, it's shocking.
11:37:01.000I'm amazed they have an entire research department and they've gotten so much wrong today.
11:37:05.000Your research department is you and, like, one other person helping you produce.
11:37:08.000With us, we have Sven Computer and a guy named Reg who does it remotely.
11:37:12.000I think, if nothing else, today has shown us how much money they spend on sucking and being dishonest.
11:37:18.000And if Trump just stops giving them oxygen, you know, they can only have so many days of news like this, Ben, until CNN goes under.
11:37:24.000And I also think that you may be the only person in America who's ever watched more than 15 minutes of CNN.
11:37:29.000I mean, really, I think that one of the reasons they can keep recycling the news is because I would say probably the average time spent watching is maybe half an hour, 15 minutes.
11:38:03.000In time-bound media, where you're, like, live radio, this is true also, in any live setting, you tend to repeat yourself a lot because you only want to hit the top-line stuff.
11:38:11.000You want to hit the stuff that's going to grab people's attention.
11:38:13.000If they're just tuning in right now, it's sort of a rule.
11:38:16.000When there's no news to actually recycle, you just end up recycling crap from eight months ago.
11:38:21.000And right now, the last thing they want to talk about is the actual news.
11:38:23.000Because if they were talking about the actual news, the actual headlines today are Nikki Haley just destroying people at the UN.
11:38:28.000It's the fallout from the tax reform, which includes a bunch of companies coming out and saying they're going to give bonuses to people.
11:39:02.000Raise the death tax to 68%, raise taxes on businesses from the highest corporate tax rate in the industrialized world, or, as we see right now with this bill, give people more of their money.
11:39:16.000This is my favorite thing that happened.
11:39:17.000This is my favorite thing that happened yesterday, was Chuck Schumer going out there and ripping AT&T, saying that the proof positive that corporate tax rates will not help companies is that AT&T only pays an 8% corporate tax rate, but they've not increased their employment for the last several years.
11:39:30.000And as he's saying that, on the split screen, AT&T is announcing that they're gonna give $1,000 bonuses to all of their employees and increase employment.
11:39:39.000So he doesn't realize what's happening.
11:39:42.000I mean, the Democrats are so shocked and appalled, and they don't know what line to take on this tax cut, because the tax cut's gonna be relatively popular, because people are getting money back.
11:39:52.000There's never been a tax cut that's unpopular in the United States before this one, and so this one will flip as well.
11:40:37.000And then I want to hear your favorite moment of the year.
11:40:39.000My favorite moment of today is when people came out and talked about how Apple is slowing down old phones, and minds were blown on Twitter when I said, by the way, Tim Cook was a big supporter of net neutrality.
11:40:53.000So it's like to me, it's like, hold on a second, you thought they were altruistic along with Facebook, Twitter, Google.
11:41:01.000And by the way, it's not like it's justifiable.
11:41:03.000Like for example, if, if, uh, for, if I don't know, our, our internet provider said, Hey, listen, you're streaming HD all day for 16 hours.
11:41:09.000We're going to have to charge you a little more than your basic plan.
11:41:49.000This is a federal crime punishable by three times the amount you're trying to bribe to the federal government and 15 years in prison.
11:41:56.000So you might want to back off of that.
11:41:58.000And then I tweeted that President Obama, if he initiated an actual investigation and prosecution into Rosie O'Donnell, would immediately deserve to have his face etched into Rushmore.
11:42:09.000That we would actually just start the carving tomorrow if he locks up Rosie O'Donnell.
11:42:12.000So Rosie O'Donnell tweeted at me, To suck her dick was the actual line.
11:42:45.000In any case, so Rosie O'Donnell, so then I tweet back at Rosie O'Donnell and I want to get the exact quote because I was very proud of myself.
11:42:52.000What I actually tweeted back to her was, quote, You're already a felon, Rosie.
11:42:57.000Don't be a homophobic sexual harasser, too.
11:43:31.000And all of a sudden, I find myself, you know, in a position where somebody is trying to force me to perform sexual acts that are anatomically impossible given her actual genetics.
11:44:00.000I mean, favorite political moment of the year?
11:44:01.000I have to say, I really have been enjoying this last week.
11:44:04.000So the Nikki Haley moment at the UN, basically telling them to go F themselves, I think that ranks really, really high on the list.
11:44:10.000But it's hard to... I mean, the news cycle moves so fast that if you had asked me this three days ago, it would have been something within the three days before that, because it's just...
11:44:18.000Crazy stuff has been happening all year, and the favorite stuff for me has not been all the stuff that's been happening with me, like the Berkeley thing.
11:44:25.000I thought, by the way, one of my favorite moments of the year was you guys infiltrating Antifa at University of Utah, right?
11:47:21.000Well, he saw... Look, the Jews, they have a history of perseverance, but us Christians... You know, the Jews that are fans of us right now are like, just shut up.
11:47:30.000We're bearing it through 16 hours of CNN.
11:48:13.000Has there been has there been any news by the way?
11:48:15.000Because I went out and checked, so I deleted Twitter from my phone a long time ago so that I would have some sanity, and I went and reloaded it back on just for the rest of tonight's show.
11:48:23.000And I saw the Papa John's thing, he's gonna be CEO, or no, he's gonna be the chairman now, instead of the CEO, right?
11:48:28.000So that's something that could have been talked about.
11:48:31.000And there was, I thought there was one or two other things that were not, like, big, that were kind of noteworthy things that could have been, you know, talked about, but no, we're not getting any of that from CNN, and I kind of hate Steven for this.
11:48:43.000I love him to death, but... I hate him for all of this.
11:48:55.000I feel like this is like Saw, where he tells you, like, hey, if you go online to this website, like, the heat lamps are gonna just get hotter and hotter with all the people, and, like, all of the fans of the show are like, ah, this is great, we love...
11:49:17.000We can, what we can do is we can run a SimpliSafe commercial while I clear my throat because I feel like I want to... Can you do the let me clear my throat thing?
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11:52:32.000It's the closest thing to, like, a natural miracle drug.