Louder with Crowder - Crowder TAKES OVER Biden's 1st Press Conference! | Louder with Crowder

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00:01:49.000 I'm tired of doing the slurp for you because you're ungrateful. 0.98

00:01:52.000 It's not even morning, really.

00:01:53.000 I always hear those noises at the movies.

00:01:55.000 Yes, well, that's the last time you go to the Pee Wee Herman Theater.

00:01:58.000 What's his name?

00:01:58.000 I always forget his name.

00:01:59.000 Paul Reubens.

00:02:00.000 Paul Reubens.

00:02:02.000 By the way, Dave Landa had not seen the Biden grab house, so he was positively tickled.

00:02:05.000 I was laughing very hard.

00:02:07.000 This is our Because We Are All Children.

00:02:10.000 This is our first livestream of an event this year.

00:02:14.000 We were planning on doing it.

00:02:15.000 We were planning on doing it, just like we had done with the debates in town halls.

00:02:19.000 But there have been no press conferences with Joe Biden.

00:02:21.000 We've been waiting with bated breath.

00:02:22.000 And I'm not going to burn all my powder on Saki. 0.99

00:02:25.000 No.

00:02:26.000 No, not the Saki. 0.71

00:02:27.000 You can't fight someone who doesn't have a soul.

00:02:30.000 It's like dueling with the immortals. 0.98

00:02:33.000 So, today we do have a promo code for you where you get $20 off Mug Club.

00:02:38.000 Promo code DEMENTIA.

00:02:40.000 Also use the hashtag.

00:02:41.000 By the way, we're not insinuating anything.

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00:02:44.000 It's to raise money for those who watch Mug Club who may have dementia.

00:02:49.000 It's an acronym.

00:02:51.000 And the hashtag is Crowder Biden Stream.

00:02:53.000 We're going to be watching the live, I guess it's not really a town hall, it's a press conference.

00:02:57.000 This shouldn't be an event.

00:02:58.000 It really shouldn't.

00:02:59.000 It's a news conference.

00:03:00.000 It should be a common daily occurrence.

00:03:02.000 However, it is not.

00:03:05.000 And we have a drinking game, right?

00:03:06.000 We do.

00:03:06.000 We have a drinking game so that you can watch along with us.

00:03:09.000 So when you see any of these words, can you read them, Gerald?

00:03:11.000 Shot in the arm.

00:03:13.000 Or seven shootings in seven days.

00:03:16.000 Biden gaffes.

00:03:17.000 Number three asked easy or leading question.

00:03:20.000 Number four, Biden tells a blatant lie.

00:03:21.000 Number five, Biden stutters.

00:03:22.000 And you hear this ding!

00:03:24.000 That means that it's time for you to get sloshed.

00:03:26.000 And of course, Dave Landau, he doesn't drink.

00:03:29.000 No, I'm in recovery, but this would even kill an alcoholic like me in my bed.

00:03:34.000 So be safe out there.

00:03:36.000 Yes, yes.

00:03:37.000 And by be safe, we mean join Mud Club. 0.97

00:03:40.000 What can we expect today?

00:03:41.000 Look, this is what I think we can expect, okay?

00:03:43.000 And then we're going to go through a couple of clips, a couple of montages, and then we'll have a long post show for you.

00:03:49.000 If you could bring up CNN in that lower third so people can see that they'll be watching it along with us.

00:03:53.000 Post-show will probably be longer than the press conference.

00:03:55.000 I expect it to be shorter.

00:03:56.000 The average press conference with Donald Trump was about an hour.

00:04:00.000 I expect this to be half an hour to an hour.

00:04:02.000 I expect him to talk about migrants.

00:04:04.000 I expect him to of course talk about mass shootings and try and push HR 127.

00:04:09.000 And of course we expect him to obviously try and tout I expect softball questions, I expect him to kind of bounce back and forth, and nobody to call him on any of this stuff, right?

00:04:17.000 I don't think reporters are really doing their jobs very well.

00:04:20.000 What by the way of Gerald a quarter black Dave Landau you can follow all of them. What do you expect here today? 0.95

00:04:25.000 I I expect softball questions. I expect him to kind of bounce back and forth and nobody to call him on any of this

00:04:30.000 stuff Right. Yeah, I don't I don't think reporters are really

00:04:33.000 doing their jobs very well right now We are seeing some start to ask probing fascinating insight

00:04:37.000 captain, but Love guy Gene shallot who shaved his mustache and ate a

00:04:42.000 bunch of cake Great!

00:04:44.000 Who is that?

00:04:45.000 It seems to me that the chasm between Biden and the population widens, which is why we need a press conference, and I don't know how to finish this rhyme because I'm about on par with Biden intellectually.

00:05:00.000 It's old Josh Gad.

00:05:02.000 Yes, it's old Josh Gad.

00:05:04.000 From the future.

00:05:04.000 I predict a freeze, too.

00:05:06.000 I predict that at one moment he's just going to go, Yep.

00:05:08.000 He's going to lose the trainer and he's not going to be able to get back on.

00:05:10.000 At his first address, he mispronounced the first word, which was tonight, and he said to-light, but it's not just that he said to-light.

00:05:17.000 Well, he thought he was coming to the light.

00:05:19.000 He didn't think he was, he was.

00:05:22.000 Then they stabbed him with an EpiPen full of norepinephrine, like Sherlock Holmes with Watson's dog.

00:05:27.000 Tonight! 0.63

00:05:29.000 Sucked him right back into reality.

00:05:30.000 Someone get me a can, I need to sniff it like a smelling salt. 0.81

00:05:34.000 Tonight!

00:05:34.000 Breaks its neck.

00:05:37.000 I want to get to a couple of quick clips just so you guys have some context.

00:05:40.000 Here's the lie too.

00:05:41.000 Jen Psaki tried to say that this is actually... He's done 40 Q&As.

00:05:47.000 He's done 40 press conferences and Q&As since the beginning of his presidency.

00:05:51.000 Here's the clip.

00:05:51.000 That's a lie.

00:05:52.000 You mentioned last week that the president is expected to give a formal press briefing

00:05:58.000 before- Press conference, yeah.

00:06:00.000 Yes, before the end of the month.

00:06:03.000 So that is a commitment before, in the next few weeks, we will see him and take questions

00:06:09.000 and follow-ups and so forth.

00:06:11.000 He has done about 40 Q&As since he took office, but in terms of a formal press conference,

00:06:19.000 which I understand there's a big focus on.

00:06:20.000 Yes, we will have one before the end of the month.

00:06:21.000 Because he's the president.

00:06:23.000 Now what she is including, by the way, is every single time Joe Biden has interacted

00:06:28.000 with the press, including when he fell on them.

00:06:31.000 So, just to be clear, this is how they lie.

00:06:34.000 But the media, just you saw that report from the Washington Post reporter telling people not to ask tough questions.

00:06:38.000 You guys can, in the control room, can bring that up.

00:06:40.000 I don't think we have it prepared.

00:06:42.000 They're including interactions, when they say 40 Q&As, this, none.

00:06:45.000 There have been no press conferences.

00:06:47.000 She is including interactions like this montage.

00:06:52.000 Thank you, Mr. President, for your confidence.

00:06:54.000 Thank you.

00:06:55.000 Now we're going to get down to business here.

00:06:59.000 And, uh, Ron, who am I turning this over to?

00:07:02.000 Thank you very much, Mr. President.

00:07:04.000 I think it's time for our friends in the press to leave now.

00:07:07.000 Thank you.

00:07:07.000 And that was a double whammy, because he was trying to say, who am I turning over and look for an eight-year-old.

00:07:12.000 Why is he only wearing one mask?

00:07:15.000 Thank you very much. 1.00

00:07:17.000 What a dick. 0.99

00:07:18.000 Give a wave. 1.00

00:07:20.000 I see him.

00:07:20.000 Yeah.

00:07:21.000 And we also have Donald Trump.

00:07:23.000 We need you.

00:07:25.000 He's saying, I see it!

00:07:27.000 Like a child who's proud that he jumped off the high dive.

00:07:30.000 Did you see me?

00:07:31.000 I used the gift of sight!

00:07:32.000 I'm not such a loser after all!

00:07:38.000 It's not one of those mall stores that looks like it's ran by terrorists. 0.72

00:07:40.000 Or the purple suit store.

00:07:41.000 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

00:07:43.000 Or the purple suit store.

00:07:44.000 Yes.

00:07:45.000 I'm happy to take questions if that's what you're...

00:07:46.000 Or classy with two Ys. 0.79

00:07:47.000 Oh yeah.

00:07:48.000 And a glitter dress.

00:07:49.000 Yeah, so even the examples that they use, they don't trust him.

00:07:57.000 That was riveting.

00:07:58.000 At all.

00:08:00.000 And the next thing we'll get to is a thing that you guys just added really quickly.

00:08:02.000 So the PR team, because we're running a little late today, and like I said, we will have a long post-show.

00:08:08.000 So we're playing the drinking game.

00:08:08.000 The promo code is dementia, not implying anything.

00:08:12.000 Crowder Biden stream, if you watch this on social, we'll try and just sort of dip in and out

00:08:15.000 because we know that you want to watch this and this is the only way to make it palatable,

00:08:19.000 but we also want to provide some insight.

00:08:20.000 And then live fact checking afterward, Biden's PR team, this is overlay D,

00:08:24.000 they released an article at CNN.

00:08:26.000 That's also just, think about that.

00:08:28.000 Biden's PR team at CNN released an article, okay.

00:08:32.000 Okay.

00:08:32.000 Saying that Biden has been getting ready for days to face the White House Press Corps,

00:08:38.000 as he has before in other major public appearances.

00:08:40.000 Nope!

00:08:41.000 Biden has taken home briefings book, uh, home briefing books containing policy questions and framing for potential answers.

00:08:45.000 Biden's three ring binders are typically, or, by the way, Romney's were full of women. 0.97

00:08:50.000 Three Ring Binders are typically organized by topic, with tabs separating... Anyway, the whole point is they're trying to say he's prepared, and actually, I wanted to hit this before because... He's got a nice catrapper keeper.

00:08:59.000 I just want to point that out.

00:09:00.000 We have an exclusive, actually, Lider with Crowder, exclusive footage of his preparation for these.

00:09:05.000 We will show you the process of making the Lider.

00:09:33.000 I had not seen that.

00:09:49.000 That's really good.

00:09:50.000 I really do. 0.94

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00:09:52.000 Closer.

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00:10:24.000 it's a real knife it's real stab Dave give it a little more juice

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00:10:56.000 We're used to wearing this from Detroit anyway.

00:10:59.000 Yes, that's right.

00:10:59.000 This is how I go grocery shopping.

00:11:04.000 Poor taste, Dave.

00:11:06.000 Especially, we can't joke about grocery stores anymore.

00:11:08.000 No, that's true.

00:11:09.000 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:11:10.000 Son of a bitch. 1.00

00:11:11.000 I've got a lawsuit with Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, and now Publix? 1.00

00:11:17.000 No, there's no Publix in Detroit. 0.99

00:11:19.000 Burn in hell, Dave Landis. 0.99

00:11:21.000 No! 1.00

00:11:22.000 There's Kroger.

00:11:24.000 Yes, there's Kroger.

00:11:25.000 There's Whole Foods.

00:11:27.000 And keep in mind, too, with what are you expecting?

00:11:29.000 I know you just want to hit Joe, but what do you really expect of Biden? 0.99

00:11:32.000 I think he'll shit his pants. 0.99

00:11:35.000 We may not know it, but I think he's going to be wearing at least two masks and two diapers. 0.99

00:11:40.000 You have to watch for the facial expressions.

00:11:45.000 He'll at least shart to the point that he'll be thinking about it.

00:11:48.000 He'll be like, did that go all the way?

00:11:51.000 Yeah, it'll be at the front of his mind.

00:11:54.000 He always tries to act flippant when he has no leg to stand on.

00:11:57.000 Come on, look.

00:12:00.000 You know what we're going to do, okay?

00:12:02.000 We can't.

00:12:02.000 We've got to be careful.

00:12:04.000 Okay, look, come on, come on.

00:12:06.000 People say that.

00:12:07.000 Please.

00:12:07.000 That's what he's going to do.

00:12:08.000 And he's going to try and act as though there haven't been mass shootings, that there isn't a migrant border crisis surge.

00:12:16.000 And a lot of people might be asking, look, why is he so, well, oh wait, did we already do this, the montagee?

00:12:24.000 Yeah, we did.

00:12:25.000 Okay, here's something else that I wanted to say.

00:12:27.000 He's already running late, by the way.

00:12:28.000 Two minutes late.

00:12:29.000 That's a shock.

00:12:31.000 It's supposed to be at 12.15.

00:12:33.000 So he hasn't done any press conferences.

00:12:35.000 This is unheard of for a president.

00:12:36.000 Nothing even close to one, by the way.

00:12:37.000 No, nothing even close to one.

00:12:38.000 Not a legit Q&A.

00:12:39.000 The time where he even thought... Did you ever see The Last Emperor?

00:12:43.000 Yes.

00:12:44.000 With Peter O'Toole, where when he wants to actually take some actions as emperor, they're like, no.

00:12:48.000 That's him when he's like, I'll take some questions and they just usher him out and put him in the stocks.

00:12:53.000 That's pretty much what's been happening.

00:12:54.000 He thinks that he can do more than they know he can't.

00:12:58.000 And so why do we think he's been so reclusive and not actually been communicating directly with the people?

00:13:03.000 Maybe because of the interactions that he has had in the past, they've been like this.

00:13:10.000 I think that's Montage B. No, you think I'm kidding.

00:13:15.000 It's almost not there now, but anyway.

00:13:21.000 His leg goes floppy there, which worries me.

00:13:24.000 Honestly, no joke, it seems like it could be a stroke or a broken ankle.

00:13:27.000 Now when President Harris and I took a virtual tour of the vaccination center in Arizona, not long ago, a lot of people don't know how to register.

00:13:36.000 Not everybody in the community, in the Hispanic and the African American community, particularly in rural areas that are distant and or inner city districts, know how to use, know how to get online.

00:13:52.000 Like he's still figuring it out.

00:13:54.000 No!

00:13:55.000 By the way, he was talking about, I love how he said African Americans and Hispanics and 1.00

00:13:59.000 then just tried to cover his ass, but like in rural communities. 0.99

00:14:04.000 With Wi-Fi. 0.99

00:14:05.000 Then he had to come back and he's like, and in domestic areas.

00:14:09.000 You know, come on, man.

00:14:11.000 They don't all have iPhones.

00:14:14.000 Some of them, they're still using sidekicks.

00:14:16.000 Your name's Cardi B and people call me Joby.

00:14:20.000 We could be related.

00:14:21.000 I like your talk of your going down on things.

00:14:25.000 And you know, the thing is, it was disturbing for a long time because I spent hours today You know, I'm not sure.

00:14:33.000 I couldn't find Cartier.

00:14:35.000 There's no Cartier.

00:14:36.000 There's Cardio, which the doctor says if I do it, I will certainly perish.

00:14:43.000 To light!

00:14:45.000 There it is.

00:14:46.000 Ah, President Kabbalah.

00:14:48.000 He's the kind of guy you can't leave the bug zapper on the porch, because you're just going to find him there the next day, stuck.

00:14:53.000 He feels like he'd just be a grandparent calling from Florida, and then he would hang up and go, he's not doing well.

00:15:01.000 We need to go visit, honey.

00:15:02.000 He doesn't have much time.

00:15:03.000 Probably wouldn't even have to respond.

00:15:04.000 It'd be like your wife goes, hey, how's Grandpa doing?

00:15:07.000 And you would just look.

00:15:09.000 Yeah.

00:15:09.000 Really?

00:15:10.000 How many push-ups you want to do here, pal?

00:15:16.000 Well, I'm interested to see what he does when he comes out, right?

00:15:18.000 When you do these press conferences, you try to lead off breaking news, so you can kind of control the trajectory of the questions and everything else.

00:15:25.000 And I wonder if it's going to be, we're going up to 200 million vaccines instead of 100 million, because we'd already almost gotten that from the previous guy.

00:15:32.000 I mean, he would actually say something like that on accident.

00:15:35.000 We have one ready.

00:15:36.000 I think we'll probably have to show it after the press conference because, gosh, for crying out loud, he's five minutes late.

00:15:43.000 He's five minutes late, he's still not there.

00:15:45.000 That, by the way, is perfectly analogous to Joe Biden's presidency.

00:15:49.000 It's like the empty crutch by a fire with Tiny Tim.

00:15:52.000 Well, they're probably just making sure he says the right thing, like when they bring up 200 million shots, they're like, sir, we're not talking about Chicago.

00:16:00.000 Right.

00:16:00.000 Right now, the problem is they're having to talk him down because he's really concerned about the speak and spell.

00:16:06.000 Joe, just say what we wrote.

00:16:09.000 No, listen, come on.

00:16:10.000 I wouldn't lie.

00:16:10.000 It's talking to me.

00:16:12.000 It knows my name.

00:16:14.000 They're showing him the Judge Reinhold Fred Savage scene from Vice Versa to explain how he's gotta answer the questions.

00:16:21.000 Don't repeat them when they come into your ear.

00:16:23.000 Thank you.

00:16:24.000 Salute the Marines.

00:16:25.000 Right now he's looking in the Oval Office closet door for Howie Mandel.

00:16:31.000 He's lost, trying to find it.

00:16:33.000 Where's the power glove?

00:16:35.000 We have the montage after this to compare the energy of Donald Trump's press conferences versus what we will see from Joe Biden.

00:16:43.000 Also to see how the media would jump on him.

00:16:46.000 Look, I always say you have to go into it with eyes wide open and so when conservatives would just complain about the media being biased, I always appreciated that Donald Trump knew it and he went on the attack.

00:16:55.000 Ron DeSantis is probably the only other person who I can think of who does it as effectively.

00:17:00.000 And conversely, Joe Biden knows that he has a friendly audience with the media.

00:17:03.000 He knows they're not going to call him to the mat on the vaccines.

00:17:07.000 They're not going to call him to the mat on the border crisis right now.

00:17:10.000 And what we need to keep in mind, too, with the border crisis, because it is a crisis, is they will say, well, look at how many people came to the border under Trump.

00:17:17.000 That's not the number that matters.

00:17:19.000 The number that matters is how many illegal immigrants successfully made it to the border and were released to the interior of the United States.

00:17:26.000 I think I have that number here.

00:17:28.000 Which page is it there, Gerald?

00:17:29.000 Can you tell me?

00:17:30.000 For the border stuff, we're talking page 8.

00:17:32.000 Page 8.

00:17:33.000 Yeah, because this is something I had heard that they were saying in an interview.

00:17:36.000 Well, actually, 72% of these migrants are turned away.

00:17:39.000 And I don't have nails, so I wish I were abroad.

00:17:42.000 It makes it tough.

00:17:43.000 Oh, I wish I had a vagine!

00:17:45.000 But I guess what I really don't get is for four years we watched every single reporter try to have a gotcha moment.

00:17:51.000 Right.

00:17:51.000 And that's why I'm wondering, why doesn't it happen now?

00:17:54.000 Wouldn't at least one person try?

00:17:56.000 Yeah.

00:17:56.000 Oh, okay, here we go.

00:17:57.000 I got a couple of numbers for you.

00:17:59.000 Because this is a border crisis, right?

00:18:00.000 They went all in on Trump with kids in cages, which were pictures from Barack Obama.

00:18:04.000 So Biden broke the record for most unaccompanied minors, right, in custody.

00:18:07.000 3,200, okay?

00:18:09.000 So that's one that's significant.

00:18:10.000 We have that from CNN.

00:18:11.000 The total number of migrant children in custody right now is over 16,000.

00:18:16.000 This is something I guess we can show this clip really quickly since he's probably busy doing paperwork and by that I mean wiping with single ply.

00:18:24.000 Double mask, single ply.

00:18:25.000 And they don't see the irony.

00:18:27.000 Saki, if it's a short clip, she claimed that the majority of immigrant families were actually being turned away.

00:18:35.000 The vast majority of people who come to the border are turned away.

00:18:39.000 Adults, families, single people who are coming to the border are turned away.

00:18:45.000 Right.

00:18:45.000 So here's a number that I have for you.

00:18:47.000 Actually, it's 13% of families are being turned away.

00:18:49.000 What?

00:18:50.000 Only 25 illegal immigrants were given humanitarian release into the United States and into the interior in October, November, and December in 2020 combined.

00:18:58.000 Do you know what it's been now?

00:18:59.000 Two months into Biden's presidency.

00:19:01.000 So this is the number that matters, not how many are at the border, how many migrants are, you know, knocking to get in.

00:19:05.000 Because if we tell them, not by the hair of my chinny chin chin, which also Biden can't grow despite being 95, it doesn't matter.

00:19:11.000 It's irrelevant.

00:19:13.000 Do you know how many have been released into the interior of the United States just in 2021?

00:19:19.000 10,000.

00:19:19.000 What?

00:19:21.000 10,000.

00:19:21.000 We went from 25 to 10,000.

00:19:23.000 10,000.

00:19:24.000 10,000.

00:19:24.000 I say for every family that gets in, we send in a senator.

00:19:27.000 We just throw our trash back over the fence.

00:19:31.000 Or just people that's like, hey, listen, we appreciate that you sent Jorge and Paco, and in exchange, Barney Frank. 0.99

00:19:37.000 Please enjoy his tits. 1.00

00:19:39.000 Have fun. 1.00

00:19:40.000 The cartel's like, no, don't go!

00:19:43.000 They're voluptuous. 0.95

00:19:45.000 Don't go.

00:19:45.000 Be careful.

00:19:46.000 Hey, Bonnie Frank gonna invite you in his basement.

00:19:49.000 Only it's not a basement.

00:19:50.000 It's like an above-ground pool, only he does weird things.

00:19:54.000 He used to be beautiful in Mexico, so he showed up.

00:19:56.000 He showed up. 0.99

00:19:58.000 Now everybody's growing tits. 1.00

00:20:00.000 It's like it's contagious and shit. 1.00

00:20:03.000 That's a good thing. 0.99

00:20:05.000 Those really are something.

00:20:08.000 We have FEMA at the border right now.

00:20:10.000 I expect him to talk about gun control because, and I expect him to take credit, by the way, for the assault weapons ban.

00:20:15.000 Oh, sure.

00:20:16.000 I did the assault weapons ban back in the 90s.

00:20:18.000 We can do it again.

00:20:19.000 Which is an incredible thing to brag about, considering that it did nothing.

00:20:22.000 Right.

00:20:24.000 As a matter of fact, oh, wait, hold on a second.

00:20:25.000 Let's turn up the volume.

00:20:26.000 I think he's coming out.

00:20:27.000 Former Vice President Joe Biden.

00:20:28.000 It is Crowder Biden stream promo code is dementia.

00:20:30.000 Hold on.

00:20:31.000 He's going to say that he's not coming out.

00:20:32.000 Let's bring up the volume.

00:20:33.000 Does there need to be more of an effort there to get church leaders, community leaders, and others to get the shot and set a leadership role?

00:20:42.000 Absolutely.

00:20:43.000 I have these conversations with people every single day.

00:20:46.000 Wait, did you see that?

00:20:47.000 They didn't cover what that guy just said.

00:20:49.000 Can anyone send me a message?

00:20:50.000 And by the way, we'll be taking your chat on Mock Club afterwards.

00:20:53.000 Does anyone have the raw feed?

00:20:55.000 What did he just say?

00:20:56.000 CNN clearly didn't want him to be heard.

00:21:03.000 He probably came out and said, we apologize, Joe Biden pooped.

00:21:07.000 We're trying to clean it up right now?

00:21:09.000 The whole process?

00:21:11.000 I really do feel like this is a guy who's being ushered from room to room who has no idea what's going on.

00:21:15.000 Yeah.

00:21:16.000 Yeah, genuinely.

00:21:17.000 Yeah, genuinely.

00:21:18.000 You know what?

00:21:19.000 Here's what's so sad about Joe Biden, is he doesn't have anyone in his life who cares about him.

00:21:24.000 His kids, while they're doing crack off their nieces' hip bones, are just using him for their deals, their money.

00:21:29.000 You appreciate that, but there's no crack.

00:21:31.000 You know, it can't be done off the breasts, which is a common misconception. 0.99

00:21:33.000 You need a firm surface.

00:21:35.000 I think he burns them with a crack pipe like Rick James.

00:21:38.000 Or the founder of Kwanzaa.

00:21:39.000 What was his name?

00:21:40.000 Something like Fred Willard. 0.87

00:21:42.000 And then he changed it to like... And it was just like, no, you just burn women with soldering iron crack pipes.

00:21:51.000 No, that's not his real name. 0.99

00:21:53.000 That's a bullshit TV name. 0.98

00:21:54.000 Oh, sorry. 0.99

00:21:55.000 Ronald McKinley Everett.

00:21:56.000 What is his name?

00:21:57.000 Ronald McKinley Everett.

00:21:58.000 It's a lot different.

00:21:59.000 Ron McKinley Everett.

00:22:00.000 Yeah.

00:22:00.000 Ron Everett.

00:22:01.000 Ron Everett.

00:22:02.000 Sounds like a Scientologist.

00:22:05.000 It does.

00:22:05.000 He's the founder of Kwanzaa.

00:22:07.000 So yes.

00:22:07.000 But his family, his family, his family, he's surrounded by, by, you know, his wife is, his wife's a climber and his kids Couldn't care less because they just want to get some deals that they've never actually earned themselves.

00:22:20.000 And so no one is saying, look, Dan, you know what?

00:22:24.000 This isn't good.

00:22:24.000 They're not taking care of the guy.

00:22:26.000 And you know, I will say this, former Vice President Joe Biden, I don't agree with him on much.

00:22:30.000 He doesn't know what he believes.

00:22:32.000 Truth be told, if you were to tell him about the whole trans and sports thing 10 years ago, he probably would have laughed you out of the room.

00:22:37.000 He probably would have said that it's a straw man, a slippery slope intellectual fallacy, and that's what's so sad.

00:22:41.000 He doesn't know what he believes.

00:22:42.000 He figures this is one of the boxes that he wanted to tick, and so he's finally... Oh, okay.

00:22:47.000 All right.

00:22:48.000 Here he comes.

00:22:48.000 Here he comes, the former Vice President Joe Biden.

00:22:50.000 ...in which we covered his gaffes.

00:22:52.000 Well, never mind.

00:22:53.000 Here he is.

00:22:54.000 Let's listen to him, the 46th President of the United States, Joseph Robinette Biden.

00:22:58.000 I want to give you a progress report to the nation.

00:23:04.000 On where we stand 65 days into office here.

00:23:09.000 On vaccinations and a few other top priorities for the American people.

00:23:13.000 First, on vaccinations.

00:23:16.000 On December 8th, I indicated that I hoped to get 100 million shots in people's arms in my first 100 days.

00:23:25.000 Drink?

00:23:26.000 Drink?

00:23:26.000 I hit that goal last week by day 58.

00:23:27.000 Shots in arms.

00:23:28.000 42 days ahead of schedule.

00:23:32.000 Now today I'm setting a second goal, and that is we will, by my 100th day in office, have administered 200 million shots in people's arms.

00:23:42.000 That's right, 200 million shots in 100 days.

00:23:47.000 I know it's ambitious, twice our original goal, but no other country in the world has even come close, not even close, to what we were doing.

00:23:57.000 It's dangerously close to nationalism.

00:23:59.000 They're dead.

00:23:59.000 Today, we made a historic investment in reaching the hardest hit and the most vulnerable communities, the highest risk

00:24:08.000 communities, as a consequence of the virus.

00:24:09.000 You, Drake and Rolfe, people 10 years younger than you.

00:24:10.000 By investing additional people, billion dollars, in being able to reach them.

00:24:15.000 High risk.

00:24:16.000 I also set a goal before I took office of getting a majority of schools

00:24:21.000 in K through eight fully open in the first 100 days.

00:24:27.000 Now, thanks to the enormous amount of work done by our administration,

00:24:33.000 educators, parents, local, state education officials and leaders,

00:24:37.000 recent Department of Education survey shows that nearly half of K through eight schools

00:24:44.000 are open now full time, five days a week for in-person learning.

00:24:49.000 Not yet a majority.

00:24:51.000 But we're really close, and I believe in the 35 days left to go, we'll meet that goal as well.

00:24:56.000 Yeah, because you made sure that no schools were allowed to open under Donald Trump, and now you're like, okay, you can.

00:25:00.000 A neighborhood association meeting has more energy than this.

00:25:08.000 That's real money in people's pockets bringing relief instantly.

00:25:12.000 That's been coming out of our pockets.

00:25:14.000 And millions more will be getting their money very soon.

00:25:19.000 By the way, he's not allowed to have pockets.

00:25:21.000 They sew them shut just in case he loses his match.

00:25:24.000 He's constantly looking for his Werther's Originals.

00:25:27.000 Since it was passed, a majority of economic forecasters have significantly increased their projections On the economic growth that's going to take place this year.

00:25:41.000 They're now projecting it will exceed 6%.

00:25:44.000 A 6% growth in GDP.

00:25:49.000 That's not because of you, sir.

00:25:50.000 No, of course not.

00:25:51.000 Of course, yeah, when you try to shut down the economy to win an election, and then you say, okay, you can open back up now, because herd immunity is one hell of a thing, I guess you can take credit.

00:26:02.000 Also, 6% growth after crippling everything isn't really impressive.

00:26:06.000 It's like 6%, yeah!

00:26:07.000 That's very little.

00:26:09.000 So there are still too many Americans out of work, too many families hurting.

00:26:13.000 Thank you for that.

00:26:14.000 They still have a lot of work to do.

00:26:17.000 But I can say to you, the American people, Help is here and hope is on the way.

00:26:23.000 Could you imagine if Joe Biden said that and he was your paramedic?

00:26:26.000 Hey! 0.99

00:26:27.000 Relax!

00:26:28.000 Help is here!

00:26:29.000 Get away! 1.00

00:26:31.000 Don't worry, there's hope.

00:26:32.000 Am I going to die? 1.00

00:26:35.000 Shut up, man. 1.00

00:26:36.000 Thank you, Mr. President. 0.99

00:26:39.000 You mentioned your progress on COVID-19.

00:26:40.000 I'd like to ask you about some of the other issues facing your presidency.

00:26:44.000 One of the defining challenges you face in the coming months is how to deliver on your promise to Americans on issues like immigration reform, gun control.

00:26:53.000 Voting rights, climate change.

00:26:55.000 All of those right now are facing stiff, united opposition from Republicans on Capitol Hill.

00:27:00.000 How far are you willing to go to achieve those promises that you made to the American people?

00:27:06.000 Well, I'm going to look.

00:27:07.000 Of course a leading question.

00:27:08.000 Oh my gosh.

00:27:09.000 How far are you willing to go?

00:27:11.000 I took office. 1.00

00:27:12.000 I'll kill them all. 1.00

00:27:13.000 I decided that it was a fairly basic, simple proposition. 1.00

00:27:18.000 Oh good.

00:27:18.000 And that is I got elected to solve problems.

00:27:22.000 And the most urgent problem faced the American people, I stated from the outset, was COVID-19 and the economic dislocation for millions and millions of Americans.

00:27:35.000 I got this thing where the little wooden thing goes along a metal... You get it to the end, it's very satisfying.

00:27:47.000 Very complicated.

00:27:48.000 From my foot doctor.

00:27:49.000 Wait, you mean podiatrist?

00:27:50.000 You're the pediatrician.

00:27:51.000 Yeah, why are you here?

00:27:52.000 I want a sticker, man.

00:27:54.000 I got a ball and it hits one ball and this other ball bounces and it does it for hours.

00:28:00.000 It's crazy.

00:28:02.000 I keep thinking I'm gonna catch it.

00:28:04.000 We're not?

00:28:05.000 Alright, sorry.

00:28:05.000 Guns are not a problem.

00:28:06.000 or guns or a number of other problems that face the country.

00:28:11.000 But the fundamental problem is getting people some peace of mind so

00:28:18.000 they can go to bed at night and not stare at the ceiling wondering where they

00:28:21.000 lost their health insurance.

00:28:23.000 He's just describing himself!

00:28:24.000 He lays in bed at night staring at the ceiling!

00:28:26.000 He's midnight staring at the ceiling.

00:28:28.000 They're not gonna be, they're gonna lose their homes.

00:28:30.000 He's just staring into the void.

00:28:32.000 Oh, darkness my old friend.

00:28:34.000 Where the millions of people are gonna get thrown out of a room because of the end of the world.

00:28:38.000 Suicide is failing.

00:28:40.000 That softball question seemed like it was kind of fed to him because when we were doing research before the show,

00:28:44.000 the CNN article, it was so vague for me.

00:28:46.000 I don't know, Nicole, it was so very...

00:28:48.000 From the state of bipartisanship to the future.

00:28:50.000 Like, this is one of the things that they were saying would come up.

00:28:52.000 That's all the guy said.

00:28:53.000 It was so broad.

00:28:53.000 Yeah, it's totally fed to him.

00:28:58.000 We want to work together or they'll decide that the way in which they want to proceed is to, uh, is to, uh, just, uh... That vein coming out from Mr. Bright's eye looks like it's never going to be a problem.

00:29:10.000 ...continue the politics of division.

00:29:13.000 But I'm not going to do that.

00:29:14.000 I'm just going to move forward.

00:29:15.000 Don't you love how once it's a Democratic president, it's all about unity?

00:29:19.000 Yeah.

00:29:19.000 Let's work together and get things done.

00:29:22.000 If you can't make progress on those four challenges, climate change, immigration reform, gun control, voting rights...

00:29:28.000 Well, I plan on making progress on all of them, but that's going to be for the American people.

00:29:33.000 You mean making progress?

00:29:34.000 Like what?

00:29:35.000 Gas prices are up 38% or 40%?

00:29:36.000 Huge.

00:29:37.000 The last time they were this high was under Barack Obama.

00:29:39.000 People say, it's not the Texas freeze, because I was in Arizona recently.

00:29:41.000 It's over $5 in California.

00:29:43.000 He's made some progress, because he's already made the... The oil market is largely determined, and it's unpredictable.

00:29:48.000 It's volatile by speculators, of course.

00:29:50.000 And they know that this guy is a guy who will make access to our own reserves much more difficult, so gas prices have gone up.

00:29:56.000 Immediately.

00:29:57.000 Keystone.

00:29:57.000 Immediately.

00:29:59.000 Immigration.

00:29:59.000 Immediately.

00:30:00.000 Record numbers of people being released.

00:30:02.000 So, you know what? 0.88

00:30:02.000 Bomb Syria. 0.88

00:30:04.000 Syria. 1.00

00:30:05.000 Okay.

00:30:06.000 How about Yamiche?

00:30:10.000 This guy's just worried.

00:30:11.000 So he's got a list?

00:30:11.000 He's trying to not laugh at the name.

00:30:14.000 You've said over and over again that immigrants shouldn't come to this country right now.

00:30:18.000 This isn't the time to come.

00:30:19.000 That message is not being received.

00:30:21.000 Instead, the perception of you that got you elected as a moral, decent man is... Oh my God!

00:30:27.000 This is the person who got elected as a moral, decent man?

00:30:30.000 Really?

00:30:31.000 Really?

00:30:32.000 This is a guy who had to exit the 1988 presidential race in disgrace.

00:30:41.000 racial jungle. 0.70

00:30:42.000 You won't be seeing these overcrowded facilities run by CPB when it comes to unaccompanied

00:30:48.000 minors.

00:30:49.000 Well, look, I guess I should be flattered people are coming because I'm the nice guy.

00:30:54.000 That's the reason why it's happening.

00:30:55.000 What? 0.99

00:30:56.000 Yeah, you don't have to deal with it, shithead. 0.98

00:30:58.000 It's the American public who has to deal with it, not only in the form of job loss, not only in the form of obviously feeling as though their states are no longer secure, but they're actually getting attacked. 0.98

00:31:09.000 If you look at the likelihood of an illegal immigrant, that's a stat they always throw out, oh, legal immigrants commit fewer crimes.

00:31:15.000 Of course if they're legal immigrants, because they're on the books, they can be can be deported. Illegal immigrants commit crime at a much, 0.99

00:31:20.000 much higher rate. Ten thousand in the year of 2021 released to the interior of the United

00:31:24.000 States. It's not because you're a nice guy. It's because you're a pussy of January, 1.00

00:31:31.000 February, March. 1.00

00:31:33.000 It happens every year.

00:31:35.000 In addition to that, there is a... and nobody... and by the way, does anybody suggest that... Oh, so the surge is seasonal?

00:31:44.000 You know, it's like a farm... hey, it's like a farm-to-table menu with the thing.

00:31:50.000 Do they still make Serge?

00:31:57.000 If he means there was a 31% increase at one point in time of people trying to get to the border, sure.

00:32:06.000 There was not a 31% increase in people released into the United States.

00:32:10.000 The number that matters is people arrive.

00:32:12.000 That's why a wall is important.

00:32:13.000 People try to come to the country, are they turned away or are they granted access until their court date?

00:32:18.000 Again, the number that we have, 25 released in the United States in October, November, December of 2020.

00:32:23.000 10,000 in 2021.

00:32:26.000 I'm not sure what percentages are for that, but it's got to be more than 37%.

00:32:29.000 It's got to be more.

00:32:29.000 to be more.

00:32:30.000 He did not dismantle all the elements that exist to deal with what had been a problem

00:32:36.000 and has continued to be a problem for a long time.

00:32:40.000 Well, the president of Mexico said it's your problem.

00:32:41.000 He in fact shut down the number of beds available.

00:32:46.000 He did not fund HHS to get people to get the children out of those border patrol facilities

00:32:53.000 where they should not be and not supposed to be more than two days.

00:32:55.000 And by the way, this is why there's a record.

00:32:58.000 Just to be clear, this is the problem that they create when they say they didn't get

00:33:02.000 the beds.

00:33:03.000 Because the point is we shouldn't have policies that encourage unaccompanied minors, by the 1.00

00:33:08.000 way.

00:33:09.000 Sex trafficking used to matter to people.

00:33:11.000 That's why we have a record number of unaccompanied minors. 0.99

00:33:12.000 We have 32 women.

00:33:14.000 $3,200 in 2019 compared to $2,600 under Trump, and that was a big year last year.

00:33:18.000 Why?

00:33:19.000 Because now they're going, oh wait a second, oh wait a second.

00:33:21.000 If the kids just don't have an adult, then they can go and then they can send us green card.

00:33:26.000 Okay, bye Jorge!

00:33:28.000 That's what happens.

00:33:29.000 They're sending, do you have any idea how dangerous that is?

00:33:32.000 You're creating more hotel rooms.

00:33:35.000 For unaccompanied minors, giving them space blankets and dehydrated ice cream is not fixing the problem. 0.99

00:33:40.000 It's just encouraging families to send more children without any kind of adults to the border.

00:33:48.000 That's horrible.

00:33:49.000 The families that are coming, we're trying to make out now with Mexico their willingness to take more of those families back. 0.96

00:33:57.000 That's what's happening.

00:33:59.000 They're not getting across the border.

00:34:01.000 That's why he's using more cages.

00:34:02.000 the border who are unaccompanied children who are moving rapidly to try to put in place

00:34:07.000 what they dismantled.

00:34:08.000 His vice president cabinet, that were separating the children from the parents, which then

00:34:11.000 led to this.

00:34:12.000 That's why he's using more cages, has to get his money's worth.

00:34:14.000 Right.

00:34:15.000 ...or either 16 or 17 years old.

00:34:18.000 We're not talking about people ripping babies from mother's arms or little three-year-olds

00:34:21.000 standing on the border.

00:34:23.000 Less than, I think it's one and a half percent, fall in the category of the very young.

00:34:28.000 So what we're doing... You haven't seen very young in an eon?

00:34:32.000 No.

00:34:33.000 So it's the pre-Cambrian era.

00:34:35.000 He may have sniffed very young just before he walked out.

00:34:38.000 He knows it very well.

00:34:38.000 He smells very young.

00:34:42.000 Baby butter.

00:34:43.000 I went to, for example, I used all the resources available to me, went to the Defense Department, and the Secretary of Defense has just made available Fort Bliss.

00:34:54.000 5,000 beds.

00:34:55.000 Do you think he has to wind his teeth before he talks?

00:35:00.000 Do you think if you throw him off a high story building he has a little pouch that goes...

00:35:08.000 You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?

00:35:10.000 I would.

00:35:11.000 Figuratively.

00:35:12.000 By the way, do you see something?

00:35:13.000 Do you notice a trend?

00:35:15.000 Do you notice a trend?

00:35:16.000 He's talking about giving stuff to people who are trying to get into this country illegally.

00:35:19.000 He's not talking about policies that will actually stop the flow of illegal immigration, which is bad for who?

00:35:25.000 It's bad for Americans, natural-born Americans. 1.00

00:35:27.000 It's bad for legal immigrants, and it's bad for the illegal immigrants themselves, because then they can be abused.

00:35:33.000 Then they can effectively be indentured servants, right?

00:35:37.000 Well, they are.

00:35:38.000 Oh, hold on, she's asking follow-up.

00:35:38.000 Hold on, she's asking a follow up.

00:35:39.000 There's, immigration is a big issue of course when it relates to the filibuster.

00:35:43.000 It is, Buster Goldman.

00:35:44.000 But there's also Republican...

00:35:46.000 That's a lie.

00:35:46.000 Listen, if you guys are drinking at the leading questions, we're gonna die.

00:35:51.000 Switch to, uh, water.

00:35:52.000 an existential threat to democracy, why not back a filibuster rule that at least gets around...

00:35:57.000 Listen, if you guys are drinking at the leading questions, we're gonna die.

00:36:00.000 Switch to uh...

00:36:01.000 Water.

00:36:02.000 Switch to Nappy Light.

00:36:03.000 ...very well, has backed the idea of a filibuster rule when it comes to civil rights and voting

00:36:08.000 rights.

00:36:09.000 Don't conflate that to...

00:36:10.000 Oh, no.

00:36:11.000 Don't conflate that to civil rights and voting rights.

00:36:14.000 Look, when we're talking about people not having the right to vote, that's very different from saying, hey, we just want to make sure that we know who you are voting.

00:36:22.000 You have an ID.

00:36:22.000 It's not hard.

00:36:23.000 Let me go through this.

00:36:24.000 Where's the vote?

00:36:25.000 OK.

00:36:25.000 Here's what they want.

00:36:26.000 Here's what their bill is really quickly. 1.00

00:36:27.000 So I'm really pissed at this shit, OK? 0.99

00:36:31.000 Their bill, H.R. 0.99

00:36:32.000 1, and by the way, a lot of people get confused because H.R. 0.99

00:36:34.000 127 is the crazy, absolute bat-shit, crazy gun bill. 0.94

00:36:38.000 This is H.R. 0.99

00:36:39.000 1.

00:36:39.000 We have all the sources available at lateralthecreditor.com, by the way.

00:36:41.000 Allows same-day and automatic registration, expands early voting, prohibits voter ID, Prohibits signature requirement.

00:36:49.000 Mandates no excuse absentee voting.

00:36:51.000 One absentee ballot application for all future elections.

00:36:54.000 What could go wrong there?

00:36:56.000 Forces states to accept mail-ins up to 10 days after the election day.

00:36:59.000 Allows 16-year-olds to register to vote.

00:37:03.000 Or, as Joe Biden refers to them, his romantic interests.

00:37:05.000 Mandates districts redrawn by unelected bureaucrats.

00:37:09.000 Limits the ability to clean up voter rolls.

00:37:10.000 And makes D.C.

00:37:11.000 a state.

00:37:12.000 What do Republicans want?

00:37:14.000 Voter ID, and if you're voting mail-in, that you have a reason for it.

00:37:17.000 That's about it.

00:37:18.000 If you're saying that's racist, you're a racist.

00:37:22.000 It's literally weeks and weeks and maybe even months before anybody pick up the phone and

00:37:26.000 call to see if there really was someone there.

00:37:28.000 Talking about his grandkids?

00:37:29.000 Yes.

00:37:30.000 Well, we've set up a system now where within 24 hours there's a phone call made as that

00:37:35.000 person, that child crosses the border.

00:37:39.000 And then a verification system being put in place as of today to determine quickly whether

00:37:45.000 or not that is a trafficker being called or that is actually a mom, a dad, and or a close

00:37:52.000 relative.

00:37:52.000 Bye.

00:37:53.000 They're establishing that right off the bat.

00:37:56.000 If it in fact is mom or dad, dad says to take the extreme case, I got a birth certificate.

00:38:02.000 Then guess what?

00:38:03.000 We're getting that kid directly to- You know what?

00:38:06.000 This is complicating a problem.

00:38:07.000 Look, we have a child, and he's not answering on the voting rights by the way.

00:38:10.000 A trafficker can never pretend to be a dad.

00:38:12.000 Right.

00:38:13.000 It's like, hey!

00:38:14.000 Hey! 0.99

00:38:15.000 Is this Pico's father?

00:38:19.000 He flips through the script.

00:38:20.000 Yes.

00:38:21.000 Good enough for me.

00:38:22.000 By the way, your son smells lovely.

00:38:25.000 Click.

00:38:26.000 Here's the issue here.

00:38:27.000 Yeah, Pimps never said I'm her dad.

00:38:30.000 If they're actually being sent by parents across the border.

00:38:34.000 They can be sent back to their parents.

00:38:37.000 You don't need to have some caller ID and a mission impossible voice recognition software.

00:38:41.000 It's, oh, well, your mom and dad have some splaining to do.

00:38:45.000 Why don't you take yourself right on back? 0.94

00:38:47.000 And that will discourage parents from being shitty guardians and sending kids across the border. 0.78

00:38:52.000 I'm sorry. 0.88

00:38:53.000 It is not empathy.

00:38:55.000 When you remove law and order from the books, it enables cruelty.

00:38:59.000 It always does.

00:39:01.000 Let's listen to this guy.

00:39:02.000 Cause I just, I'm sorry.

00:39:03.000 I don't want you to get caught up in the velocity.

00:39:05.000 None of this is aimed at you.

00:39:06.000 That's why I have this vest.

00:39:08.000 They told me it was for knives and if you went a little mad.

00:39:11.000 It used to be required for the filibuster and I had a card to see so I was going to use the statistics but you probably know that.

00:39:17.000 It used to be that from between 1917 and 1971 the filibuster existed.

00:39:19.000 used to be that from between 1917 and 1971 the filibuster existed, there were a total

00:39:28.000 of 58 motions to break a filibuster.

00:39:36.000 Keep in mind that they tried to ram, I don't remember if it was the public option or Obamacare, through with filibuster.

00:39:41.000 Okay?

00:39:42.000 Taking over a fifth of the economy with filibuster.

00:39:44.000 I don't remember if that's what they did, or they just did something, they piecemealed it.

00:39:46.000 They ended up using reconciliation.

00:39:48.000 Oh, that's right, they tried to use it through reconciliation.

00:39:49.000 Well, they had to, because there was a filibuster that there wasn't a filibuster.

00:39:52.000 Sorry, there was a filibuster, but there was some other, you're right, there was something else, though.

00:39:56.000 That they did something with Obamacare.

00:39:58.000 Could have been an addendum to it or an earmark.

00:40:00.000 I don't remember exactly.

00:40:00.000 There was a filibuster.

00:40:01.000 The point is they used it like crazy.

00:40:04.000 They used it like crazy when they've had control.

00:40:07.000 What I like about the Obamacare is how all my liberal friends were furious they had to pay for the insurance by force.

00:40:16.000 And now they're championing this guy and getting mad at me where it's like, didn't you scream at me for a while?

00:40:23.000 My whole thing was I thought the pre-existing conditions may have gone a little too far because I have the, you know, I think the insurance companies were screwing people over for that.

00:40:32.000 They were just angry that they had to pay $60 as a fine.

00:40:37.000 Oh, I'm surprised it was that low.

00:40:38.000 Well, it depends where you were at.

00:40:40.000 Particularly my fat friend who won't leave me alone.

00:40:46.000 And so, I'm going to say something outrageous.

00:40:50.000 I have never been particularly poor at calculating how to get things done in the United States Senate.

00:40:56.000 So the best way to get something done is to hold near and dear to you.

00:41:01.000 I mean, if you don't look at my track record, I'm pretty good.

00:41:05.000 Anyway.

00:41:06.000 Oh, he couldn't finish his thought.

00:41:08.000 Anyway.

00:41:09.000 Drink!

00:41:09.000 Drink, he's getting tired.

00:41:11.000 And if we have to, if there's complete lockdown and chaos as a consequence of the filibuster, then we'll have to go beyond what I'm talking about.

00:41:20.000 What are you talking about, sir?

00:41:21.000 Nobody knows.

00:41:23.000 Hang on.

00:41:27.000 Lost his train of thought.

00:41:28.000 By the way, getting rid of the filibuster.

00:41:29.000 Wow, yeah, that's a good point.

00:41:32.000 Little Kim?

00:41:32.000 Did he just call him Little Kim?

00:41:35.000 Thank you Mr. President.

00:41:37.000 To follow up on the filibuster.

00:41:38.000 Being abused in a gigantic way.

00:41:40.000 Don't you love how everyone has been a minority? 1.00

00:41:43.000 Well they have to.

00:41:45.000 What was the question?

00:41:46.000 Would you end it with 51?

00:41:47.000 Something about ending the filibuster still.

00:41:48.000 You're going to have to.

00:41:49.000 The existing rule.

00:41:51.000 It's going to be hard to get a parliamentary ruling that allows 50 votes to end the filibuster.

00:42:00.000 the existence of a filibuster. But it's lost my expertise in what the parliamentary rules

00:42:10.000 You've been in the Senate forever!

00:42:12.000 Who's in to this?

00:42:14.000 Your expertise is claiming credit for bills where you didn't even vote.

00:42:17.000 The filibuster is there to make sure somebody can't just ram through their own policies against the will of the American people.

00:42:23.000 again that's three times in a row drank filibuster especially by the way i'm

00:42:26.000 gonna die the filibuster is there to make sure somebody can't just ram

00:42:29.000 through their own policies against the will of the american people it is there

00:42:32.000 to make sure on controversial issues you have to get 60 You just listed the reasons that people are coming, talking about in-country problems, saying that it happens every year.

00:42:41.000 You blamed the last administration.

00:42:43.000 Sir, I just got back last night from a reporting trip to the border, where I met 9-year-old Jose, who walked here from Honduras by himself, along with another little boy.

00:42:55.000 He had that spell on him.

00:42:57.000 And we were able to call his family.

00:42:59.000 His mother says that she sent her son to this country because she believes that you are not deporting unaccompanied minors like her son.

00:43:08.000 That's why she sent him alone from Honduras.

00:43:11.000 So, sir, you blame the last administration, but is your messaging and saying that these children are and will be allowed to stay in this country and work their way through this process encouraging families like Jose's to come?

00:43:26.000 First decent question.

00:43:26.000 Yes. Yeah. The idea that we Wow. Wow. Wow. You took it.

00:43:35.000 Hunter, can you put down the crack pipe for long enough to help your dad?

00:43:42.000 Get your dad out of here, it's not working.

00:43:44.000 Seriously, I feel bad for the guy.

00:43:45.000 I really do.

00:43:46.000 Except Trump.

00:43:48.000 I'm not gonna do it.

00:43:50.000 I'm not gonna do it.

00:43:52.000 That's why I've asked the Vice President of the United States yesterday to be the lead person on dealing with focusing on the fundamental reasons why people leave Honduras, Guatemala, El Salvador in the first place. 0.89

00:44:07.000 Because they're shithole countries.

00:44:08.000 It's because of earthquakes, floods. 0.95

00:44:12.000 Yeah, people are leaving El Salvador.

00:44:15.000 If I'm not mistaken, it's El Salvador has the highest murder rate in the world.

00:44:19.000 Not industrialized world, because that's a lofty goal for them.

00:44:22.000 It's in the world, period.

00:44:24.000 And I think Honduras is right up there.

00:44:26.000 Mexico is pretty high.

00:44:27.000 I think Mexico City might be the worst city, but I'm pretty sure it's El Salvador is the country with the highest murder rate.

00:44:33.000 They have 401Ks for kidnapping over there, and you believe it's because people get a little dewy?

00:44:41.000 It's the floods, okay?

00:44:43.000 I tend to walk a couple of thousand miles because of a flood, too.

00:44:47.000 Well, they've wanted to see a white Christmas.

00:44:49.000 That's why they come to the U.S. 1.00

00:44:52.000 Tired of it being so hot? 0.92

00:44:54.000 I want to come here to see your Statue of Liberty, to meet your Bing Crosby, and also to not be raped for days on end without mercy.

00:45:05.000 Instead of us going down and helping in a major way, so many people do not have a reason to want to leave.

00:45:11.000 Because they have a cold, they have to skip us.

00:45:13.000 Really?

00:45:15.000 Yep.

00:45:17.000 El Salvador!

00:45:19.000 Wow.

00:45:19.000 Sometimes I amaze myself.

00:45:20.000 We're gonna do a lot in our administration.

00:45:22.000 We're gonna be spending that 700 plus million dollars a year.

00:45:26.000 Just so you know.

00:45:27.000 To change the life and circumstances of the white people, even in the first place. 0.96

00:45:30.000 Like people will be confused. 0.95

00:45:31.000 No, the other worst country ever.

00:45:33.000 Oh, you're looking for Salvador Biggie?

00:45:38.000 There's no more. 0.82

00:45:39.000 We killed him, huh? 0.98

00:45:41.000 We are now. 0.98

00:45:43.000 El only Salvador.

00:45:44.000 Why would you let a nine-year-old walk through Honduras?

00:45:49.000 On top of it, what a crafty nine-year-old.

00:45:52.000 I mean, maybe we could use him in the States.

00:45:55.000 Get all the way here by himself? 0.97

00:45:56.000 Again, throw back our trash. 0.99

00:45:58.000 Gosh.

00:46:01.000 To have to take.

00:46:03.000 I couldn't even put a tent up when I was 9.

00:46:06.000 So we can do something about that.

00:46:07.000 That's what the Vice President is going to be doing.

00:46:10.000 What I did.

00:46:11.000 When President Obama asked me a common deal.

00:46:14.000 I was in Turkey at the time.

00:46:17.000 He said you gotta come home and take care of this.

00:46:20.000 So we put together a plan and it had an impact.

00:46:23.000 And so the question here is whether how we go ahead and do this.

00:46:28.000 What we do.

00:46:30.000 There's no easy answer.

00:46:32.000 No specifics, by the way.

00:46:34.000 None.

00:46:34.000 Do you want to see these unaccompanied minors staying in this country, or should they be deported eventually?

00:46:44.000 Well, the judgment has to be made whether or not, in this young man's case, he has a mom at home.

00:46:50.000 There's an overwhelming reason why he'd be put in a plane and flown back to his mom.

00:46:57.000 Free travel, huh?

00:46:59.000 Does he have spirit points?

00:46:59.000 Hey, why don't you just put them in all the hospitals?

00:47:01.000 They already have COVID and those are empty right now.

00:47:02.000 None of them are at capacity.

00:47:03.000 The Customs and Border Protection facility in Donna, Texas, I was there, is at 1556%

00:47:09.000 capacity right now with mostly unaccompanied minors. There are kids that are sleeping on floors.

00:47:14.000 They are packed into these pods. I've spoken to lawyers who say that they-

00:47:18.000 Hey, why don't you just put them in all the hospitals? They already have COVID and those

00:47:21.000 are empty right now. None of them are at capacity. There was a big boat in New York.

00:47:26.000 You could put them in. Nobody ever went to them.

00:47:28.000 Put them in and send them down to Snake Island off Sao Paulo, Brazil.

00:47:31.000 That's going to be fixed.

00:47:33.000 There's lots of arenas here.

00:47:34.000 Not the children.

00:47:35.000 Drug cartels.

00:47:35.000 Right.

00:47:36.000 Send the drug cartels to Snake Island.

00:47:38.000 That's why we're going to be moving a thousand of those kids out quickly. 0.99

00:47:42.000 That's why I got Fort Bliss opened up.

00:47:45.000 That's why I've been working from the moment this started to happen to try to find additional access for children to be able to safely, not just children but particularly children, to be able to safely be housed while we follow through on the rest of what's happening.

00:48:01.000 That is totally unacceptable.

00:48:05.000 The most humane thing to do would be put them on a bus or a plane immediately back like the revolving door in Elf.

00:48:11.000 They shouldn't be sitting there for more than half a day.

00:48:15.000 It should be, oh, no, you're not, sorry, you're not a citizen, bye.

00:48:19.000 ...of U.S.

00:48:19.000 troops from that country.

00:48:22.000 As a candidate in foreign affairs, you wrote that it is past time to end these forever wars.

00:48:30.000 Can you commit to the American people that by May 2nd, the U.S.

00:48:35.000 will no longer have forces in Afghanistan?

00:48:39.000 No!

00:48:41.000 Didn't he bomb Syria within, like, two days? 0.55

00:48:45.000 Remember there was that peace in the Middle East thing?

00:48:48.000 Oh, remind me, remind me, write it down.

00:48:49.000 I have a story about an Iraqi cab driver, Uber driver, on the way back from the airport, and it's a shocking statistic as to how many Middle Eastern, American, whatever, people from Iraq and the United States support Donald Trump because of the peace that they had for four years.

00:49:05.000 Every Uber driver I had in New York was probably Middle Eastern and many were from Iraq and told me that.

00:49:10.000 Yeah.

00:49:11.000 And they're really scared about what's going on with Biden.

00:49:13.000 And by that, I mean all of them.

00:49:14.000 Yes, yeah.

00:49:14.000 ...consultation, I said, with our allies and partners, and how to proceed.

00:49:19.000 And Secretary Blinken is meeting in Brussels this week with our NATO allies.

00:49:24.000 Did you just say Abe Lincoln?

00:49:25.000 Particularly those who have forces there.

00:49:28.000 And General Austin has just met with Kayani, and I'm waiting for the briefing on that.

00:49:32.000 He is the... Absolutely, an intern sent in a modem or something.

00:49:37.000 I need to calm my nerves.

00:49:39.000 There's a UN-led process that's beginning shortly on how to mechanically get people, how to end this war.

00:49:48.000 But it is not my intention to stay there for a long time.

00:49:53.000 But the question is, how and in what circumstances do we meet that agreement that was made by President I guarantee you, by the way, if Donald Trump was still president, they would be out by May 2nd.

00:50:07.000 be worked out to begin with. How's that done? But we are not staying a long time.

00:50:12.000 By the way, was it three peace deals with Israel under Donald Trump?

00:50:16.000 Yeah.

00:50:17.000 Three? How many deals?

00:50:18.000 Unprecedented.

00:50:19.000 So, assault weapons deal. You've done no deals. You don't even know how to coupon shop for

00:50:24.000 a deal.

00:50:25.000 I guarantee you, by the way, if Donald Trump was still president, they would be out by

00:50:28.000 May 2nd. He sets those deadlines and says, we're gone.

00:50:32.000 You forget Biden did the deal between Pfizer and Merck, right?

00:50:34.000 Yes, that's true.

00:50:36.000 Which actually isn't true, Trump did that.

00:50:38.000 Joe Biden couldn't find a deal if you gave him a shop and save, a 10% off Bed Bath & Beyond coupon, and a map.

00:50:50.000 He couldn't find a deal at Big Lots, and they got lots of big deals.

00:50:53.000 He'd turn up paying full sticker price, full MSRP, for something he didn't even want.

00:50:59.000 The plan, very shortly, is underway to let you have access to- At 2021 F-150 with a Lando roof.

00:51:06.000 To be able to have access to the facilities.

00:51:10.000 We've obviously been allowed to be inside one, but we haven't seen the facilities in which children are packed together to really give the American people a chance to see that.

00:51:22.000 Will you commit to transparency on this issue?

00:51:24.000 I will commit to transparency.

00:51:26.000 And as soon as I am in a position to be able to implement what we're doing right now.

00:51:31.000 Right after we get the kids out of there.

00:51:32.000 One of the reasons I haven't gone down.

00:51:34.000 Once it looks pretty good, I'll show you.

00:51:38.000 Look, look.

00:51:39.000 The thing is, we have one, you've been in the one room.

00:51:42.000 The other, you ever seen Blazing Saddles?

00:51:45.000 It's the town.

00:51:46.000 It's cardboard.

00:51:49.000 That's not real.

00:51:52.000 Now!

00:51:52.000 Access now!

00:51:53.000 That's freedom of the press.

00:51:55.000 I've noticed that the reporters that appear to be possibly Hispanic, I want to say possibly, seem a little bit more passionate than the others about this topic.

00:52:03.000 Yeah, a little bit.

00:52:03.000 A little more, dare we say it?

00:52:05.000 Passionate?

00:52:05.000 I like that.

00:52:06.000 Did you roll back quite, I'm sorry?

00:52:12.000 I've got 10,000 reasons as to why yes.

00:52:14.000 We're gonna police the C's. 0.99

00:52:16.000 What?

00:52:16.000 back some of the executive orders of your president.

00:52:29.000 Yes they did.

00:52:30.000 Rolling back the policies of separating children from their mothers, I make no apologies for

00:52:35.000 that.

00:52:36.000 Those were policies under your vice presidency.

00:52:37.000 Rolling back the policies of the children of the land in Mexico sitting on the edge

00:52:41.000 of the Rio Grande in a muddy circumstance with not enough to eat.

00:52:45.000 I make no apologies for that.

00:52:47.000 I make no apologies for ending programs that did not exist.

00:52:50.000 Is that a reference to the John Wayne movie?

00:52:52.000 Hey, do you make any apologies to the record number of women who've been raped and people

00:52:57.000 who've been killed on the southern border in towns like El Paso?

00:52:59.000 Do you make apologies to them?

00:53:01.000 How about them?

00:53:02.000 I don't think he's going to apologize for his son.

00:53:04.000 So I make no apologies for that.

00:53:06.000 to ask you about foreign policy, Mr. President.

00:53:09.000 Overnight, we learned that North Korea tested two ballistic missiles.

00:53:15.000 What if any actions will you take, and what is your red line on North Korea? 1.00

00:53:21.000 Someone take that bitch's lanyard! 1.00

00:53:22.000 Let me say that, number one, UN Resolution 1718 was violated by those particular missiles that were tested. 1.00

00:53:33.000 Oh, what are you going to do about it?

00:53:35.000 We're consoling with our allies and partners.

00:53:39.000 And there will be responses if they choose to escalate.

00:53:47.000 We will respond accordingly.

00:53:49.000 But I'm also prepared... That's a far cry from fire and fury like they've never seen.

00:53:54.000 Remember when everyone said that Donald Trump was too cozy with Kim Jong Un?

00:53:57.000 Because he actually crossed over that border right into North Korea for the first time and met with them, and he went there to make a deal.

00:54:04.000 And when Kim Jong-un did not meet the deal, Donald Trump came back, called him Little Rocket Man, and said if he does anything, he will be met with fire and fury like he's never seen.

00:54:12.000 Guess what?

00:54:13.000 No more tests!

00:54:14.000 And all of a sudden now it's kind of popping back, they're doing tests.

00:54:18.000 She's asking another one.

00:54:21.000 I'd be more vocal, I'm just so scared.

00:54:24.000 Is that how you assess the crisis in North Korea?

00:54:27.000 Yes.

00:54:28.000 By the way, I think he just agreed with Trump.

00:54:34.000 Yeah, pretty much.

00:54:36.000 That was not a one-word question, sir.

00:54:38.000 Oh, no.

00:54:39.000 You know, his answer was, we'll do some stuff, and when we do the stuff, the stuff will happen.

00:54:43.000 It'll happen.

00:54:44.000 It'll happen.

00:54:45.000 Let me hear the questions, guys.

00:54:46.000 ...across the country are working to pass bills that would restrict voting, particularly Democrats' fear of impacting minority voters and young voters and very people of health.

00:54:57.000 Elected in November.

00:54:59.000 Are you worried that if you don't manage to pass voting rights legislation that your party is going to lose seats and possibly lose control of the House and the Senate in 2022?

00:55:13.000 What I'm worried about is how un-American this whole initiative is. 0.68

00:55:18.000 It's sick. 0.97

00:55:20.000 It's sick.

00:55:22.000 Deciding in some states that you cannot bring water To people standing in line waiting to vote.

00:55:31.000 Deciding that you're going to end voting at five o'clock when working people are just getting off work.

00:55:38.000 Deciding that there will be no absentee ballots under the most rigid circumstances.

00:55:43.000 Not true!

00:55:45.000 It's all designed and I'm going to spend my time doing three things.

00:55:49.000 One, trying to figure out how to pass the legislation passed by the House.

00:55:55.000 Number one.

00:55:56.000 Number two, educating the American public.

00:56:00.000 The Republican voters I know find this despicable.

00:56:05.000 Republican voters.

00:56:08.000 The folks out in the Outside this White House.

00:56:12.000 I'm not talking about the elected officials.

00:56:15.000 I'm talking about voters.

00:56:17.000 Voters.

00:56:18.000 Who vote for the elected officials?

00:56:19.000 And so I'm convinced that we'll be able to stop this because it is the most pernicious thing.

00:56:25.000 This makes Jim Crow look like Jim Eagle. 0.52

00:56:30.000 This is gigantic!

00:56:31.000 What they're trying to do.

00:56:31.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:56:32.000 I have no idea.

00:56:33.000 And it cannot be sustained.

00:56:34.000 Is that a reference to something that's swinging in the 20s?

00:56:35.000 I'll do anything in my power, along with my friends in the House and the Senate, to keep

00:56:39.000 that from becoming a law.

00:56:40.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:56:41.000 He hasn't hit number three.

00:56:43.000 Is there anything else?

00:56:44.000 Nope, you're free.

00:56:45.000 What did I tell you? 1.00

00:56:46.000 Call me Nostradamus, bitch. 1.00

00:56:48.000 He had three things to remember, he forgot one, and number two was all a lie and a reference to, I assume, a quarterback to the age of when they had leather helmets. 0.99

00:56:58.000 An eagle is bigger than a crow.

00:56:59.000 Jim Crow?

00:57:01.000 Jim Eagle?

00:57:02.000 Makes it look like Jim Dodo Bird.

00:57:05.000 It's Jim Pterodactyl.

00:57:06.000 Makes it look like Johnny Flamingo.

00:57:09.000 Flamingo Kid? 0.93

00:57:09.000 Huh? 0.93

00:57:10.000 You know Matt Dillon?

00:57:11.000 You know what I'm talking about.

00:57:14.000 Wow.

00:57:15.000 Joey Blue Jays, you know.

00:57:17.000 They want 16-year-old... Let's do this math, okay?

00:57:20.000 Really quickly, before we go to this.

00:57:22.000 10,000 people.

00:57:23.000 10,000 people, illegal immigrants, released into the United States, right?

00:57:26.000 In 2021.

00:57:27.000 10,000 people, and they want no voter ID.

00:57:30.000 And they want 16... He just said the majority of them aren't 3, they're 16.

00:57:33.000 Well, guess what?

00:57:34.000 Their bill?

00:57:35.000 16-year-olds registered to vote!

00:57:38.000 With no necessary identification.

00:57:40.000 Do that math.

00:57:41.000 How many states, border states, were within 10 to 20?

00:57:43.000 That's only in two months.

00:57:45.000 In a year you know it'll be what?

00:57:46.000 40?

00:57:46.000 20?

00:57:46.000 100,000?

00:57:47.000 Yeah.

00:57:48.000 Arizona?

00:57:49.000 Nevada?

00:57:50.000 These were within 10 to 20,000 votes.

00:57:52.000 Yeah.

00:57:53.000 It was very close.

00:57:54.000 All of them under the name Jim Eagle.

00:57:56.000 Yep.

00:57:57.000 We should have seen it.

00:57:59.000 There could only be so many Jim Eagles.

00:58:02.000 No, why'd you write Bob Hawk?

00:58:03.000 I don't know.

00:58:04.000 We all agreed he's one bird of prey!

00:58:06.000 But I got the Hawkeye.

00:58:06.000 I think I've ever shoot a little bit gets blown off because one like no, why'd you why'd you write Bob Hawk?

00:58:11.000 I don't know. We all agreed. He's one bird of prey, but I got the Hawkeye. Oh, no, you don't you have glaucoma

00:58:17.000 Hey, what about a falcon? 1.00

00:58:20.000 Don't start with your falcon shit again, Jorge! 1.00

00:58:22.000 But I train them. 1.00

00:58:24.000 You and your falcon helmets.

00:58:27.000 Did you write to Jacob Peacock?

00:58:30.000 Well, then you ought to take a look at his party.

00:58:33.000 Over 50% of them must be over that edge as well.

00:58:37.000 Because they support what I did.

00:58:40.000 Right now he's holding up the size of Jim Eagle's package.

00:58:43.000 Where am I here?

00:58:44.000 I plan to be alive in 2024.

00:58:45.000 Yes, that is correct.

00:58:48.000 That's the plan.

00:58:49.000 Thank you very much, Mr. President.

00:58:49.000 Yeah.

00:58:51.000 I have a question for you, but first I'd like to follow up on a question from Yamiche, and that's on the filibuster.

00:58:56.000 That counts as a question, but go ahead.

00:58:58.000 Okay, I'll make it quick.

00:58:59.000 It's a quick question.

00:59:00.000 Let me smell your hair, I'll let you go again. 0.97

00:59:02.000 Regarding the filibuster, at John Lewis' funeral, President Barack Obama said he believed the filibuster was a relic of the Jim Crow era.

00:59:10.000 Do you agree?

00:59:11.000 Yes.

00:59:12.000 If not, why not abolish it if it's a relic of the Jim Crow era?

00:59:18.000 Did you hear my joke about Jim Eagle?

00:59:21.000 I referenced that.

00:59:22.000 Successful electoral politics is the art of the possible. 1.00

00:59:27.000 Let's figure out how we can get this done and move in the direction... Now come over here, you sick-jacketed, flamenco, Herbal Essences, beautiful bitch. 1.00

00:59:37.000 I like that those buttons are placed on your nips. 0.99

00:59:40.000 Reminds me of Barney Frank.

00:59:46.000 We sent him to El Salvador.

00:59:47.000 Haven't seen him in a while.

00:59:48.000 Pink on the outside, pink on the inside.

00:59:51.000 Eliminating the filibuster, is that correct?

00:59:53.000 I'm doing it as him.

00:59:54.000 It's a character.

00:59:55.000 I answered your question.

00:59:56.000 What?

00:59:57.000 You also just made some news by saying that you are going to run for re-election.

01:00:01.000 I said that is my expectation.

01:00:03.000 Could be dead.

01:00:04.000 Is that a yes that you are running for re-election?

01:00:06.000 Look, I don't know where you guys come from, man.

01:00:09.000 I've never been able to travel.

01:00:10.000 I'm a great respecter of fate.

01:00:12.000 I've never been able to plan four and a half, three and a half years ahead for certain.

01:00:15.000 Oh, and you're running the country?

01:00:16.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:00:16.000 Did you just say he can't plan ahead?

01:00:19.000 Yeah.

01:00:20.000 And he basically told her, I can't answer this question because there's such a thing as actuary tables.

01:00:24.000 Right.

01:00:25.000 It's like, I can't be expected to plan ahead.

01:00:27.000 Come on, I'm the president.

01:00:29.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

01:00:30.000 Why would a president run for two terms?

01:00:32.000 I had no idea.

01:00:33.000 That's crazy.

01:00:34.000 I had no idea it would be a Republican Party.

01:00:37.000 Do you? 0.97

01:00:38.000 I know you don't have to answer my question, but I mean... Are you getting spicy with me, turtle shell nipple girl? 1.00

01:00:44.000 The way I view things, I become a great respecter of fate in my life.

01:00:48.000 I set a goal that's in front of me to get things done for the people I care most about.

01:00:54.000 Yeah, stuck to them by wages being driven down through illegal immigration.

01:01:03.000 Stuck to them by having their businesses shut down and not being able to work.

01:01:06.000 Stuck to them by not being able to put their kids back into school.

01:01:10.000 Stuck to them because they have a horrible economy, they have an immigration problem like they've never seen, and by the way, you want to take their guns away. 1.00

01:01:16.000 And you don't give any press conferences because you don't see the American people fit to communicate with you.

01:01:23.000 So, and being attacked in the street because you've convinced them if they don't wear a face garb that they're somehow killing you.

01:01:29.000 Right.

01:01:29.000 Do you hear them complain when they passed close to $2 trillion Trump tax cut?

01:01:36.000 83% going to the top 1%?

01:01:38.000 That helped the economy?

01:01:39.000 No, by the way, it didn't go to the top 1%.

01:01:41.000 Again, you're just talking about total numbers.

01:01:43.000 The vast majority, just to be clear, we have this too, someone can bring it up, the vast majority of people under Donald Trump with those tax cuts pay less.

01:01:50.000 Yeah.

01:01:51.000 Now look, here's the thing.

01:01:54.000 If you make a billion dollars, and you're paying slightly less of a percentage of a billion dollars, but you're making $70,000, and you're still both paying less in taxes, this is the problem with the left.

01:02:08.000 It's not that it's dishonest, although that is also a problem, it's that it preys on humanity's worst vices and evils.

01:02:16.000 Jealousy, greed, fat pride, gluttony, Right?

01:02:20.000 Unearned accolades and awards.

01:02:23.000 Illegal immigration. 1.00

01:02:25.000 Or maternity flight suits. 0.59

01:02:27.000 Or lowering PT standards to join our armed forces.

01:02:32.000 I just had a Biden moment right there.

01:02:35.000 Let's continue with what he said.

01:02:37.000 I'm sorry, I've been talking for too long.

01:02:38.000 Dignity, honor, honesty, transparency to the American political system.

01:02:45.000 How about letting them see the cages first? 1.00

01:02:53.000 Bullshit! 1.00

01:02:57.000 Bullshit! 1.00

01:03:00.000 Fuck you! 1.00

01:03:02.000 Hey, how about this? 1.00

01:03:03.000 That's a regurgitation of the guy who, you know, obviously he does his cup check for him, Barack Obama, when he said, you didn't build that.

01:03:09.000 Again, he's pandering to people who think, oh, I can't do anything without a union, by the way, who 99%, if I'm a member of the SEIU or Electrical Union or Teachers Union, 99% of our donations go to Democrats.

01:03:23.000 I can't do anything without a union.

01:03:25.000 What about the small business owners?

01:03:27.000 What about the right to work stage, which, by the way, is an increasing trend?

01:03:30.000 You want, just like Barack Obama told business owners, you didn't build that because, through your tax dollars, we incredibly efficiently, might I add, built roads for you, so technically you should thank the government.

01:03:42.000 And right now he's saying, technically, you can't make it on your own.

01:03:45.000 It's not your own merit, at least not the system that I want in place.

01:03:47.000 So thank you, Union.

01:03:49.000 Average Americans, the average American saw a salary increase, an increase of earnings.

01:03:54.000 The average wage went up by $5,000 in three years.

01:04:00.000 We can factor that, bring it up later on under Donald Trump.

01:04:03.000 Under eight years of Obama, $1,000.

01:04:05.000 And he started with a terrible, he started down.

01:04:09.000 Of course.

01:04:09.000 And just had nowhere to go but up and only got $1,000.

01:04:13.000 He cares about everyone but the American middle class who aren't beholden to unions. 0.82

01:04:18.000 He cares about illegal immigrants.

01:04:20.000 He cares about voting bases and purchasing votes.

01:04:23.000 He cares about union money.

01:04:25.000 He cares about big banks so he wants to lock out people trading GameStop.

01:04:29.000 He doesn't care about the average American.

01:04:31.000 He doesn't.

01:04:31.000 He couldn't care less.

01:04:32.000 He wants to cut your wages.

01:04:33.000 You've seen the growth under Donald Trump.

01:04:35.000 He wants to increase your taxes, and he wants to make sure that you have to compete for jobs in a labor pool with unskilled immigrants who didn't even have to sign the guestbook. 0.99

01:04:44.000 Oh, and by the way, they can vote as young as 16.

01:04:46.000 Looking out for you!

01:04:47.000 When he can finish a sentence. 1.00

01:04:48.000 Sorry, let me hear this double-masked bitch. 1.00

01:04:50.000 international payment systems. 0.99

01:04:52.000 Look, uh...

01:04:54.000 That's the best you could look today, sir.

01:04:58.000 Sure.

01:05:00.000 Legitimate questions.

01:05:02.000 But the only... I couldn't hear him through the two masks and pube beard.

01:05:06.000 A smidgen of what the relationship with China really is about.

01:05:10.000 I've known Xi Jinping for a long time.

01:05:14.000 Allegedly, by the time I left office as Vice President, I'd spent more time with Xi Jinping than any world leader had.

01:05:21.000 Because President Obama and the Chinese President Hu decided we should get to know one another.

01:05:29.000 And he's on first.

01:05:30.000 Which is inappropriate for the President of the United States to spend time with the Vice President of another

01:05:34.000 country.

01:05:35.000 But it was obvious he was going to become the new leader of China.

01:05:39.000 And how did that work out for the American worker?

01:05:43.000 How did that work out for the American worker with that cozy relationship with China and the Trans-Pacific Partnership?

01:05:48.000 Worked out well for him.

01:05:49.000 Got some good business deals out of him.

01:05:50.000 Yeah, of course.

01:05:51.000 I mean, Hunter Biden.

01:05:52.000 He's more of an opium guy.

01:05:53.000 well yes, yeah not him. 0.91

01:05:55.000 He's more of an opium guy. 0.70

01:05:57.000 Yes.

01:05:59.000 In fairness it's for his legs that break when he walks upstairs.

01:06:03.000 Or pets a dog.

01:06:05.000 President Glass.

01:06:05.000 Stutter.

01:06:09.000 And by the way, these aren't stutters.

01:06:14.000 These aren't actual stutters.

01:06:16.000 He never had a stutter.

01:06:17.000 No one talked about a stutter until... These are inabilities to find his thoughts.

01:06:21.000 The problem with everything is it becomes corrupt, even the same with unions, and that's the sad thing.

01:06:28.000 I think that they started in a very, a very noble thing. 0.98

01:06:32.000 Oh yeah, where they're like, your kid, who's fuckin', sorry, who's twelve, fell in a meat grinder. 0.93

01:06:36.000 What are you, six? 0.99

01:06:37.000 Butt him in that hole! 0.59

01:06:37.000 We need to make sure that people aren't working seven days a week in a factory where they lose an arm on a conveyor 0.59

01:06:41.000 belt. 0.99

01:06:41.000 Oh, yeah, where they're like, your kid who's fucking, sorry, who's 12, fell on a meat grinder. 0.99

01:06:47.000 What are you, six? 1.00

01:06:48.000 Butt in that hole.

01:06:49.000 It was tasty.

01:06:50.000 Yeah.

01:06:51.000 Why does this have a young man's nail in it?

01:06:53.000 It's fine, eat it.

01:06:56.000 But then Jimmy Hoffa was like, hey, let's loan all this money out.

01:07:00.000 I don't know where he is.

01:07:01.000 This is to you.

01:07:03.000 Actually, I think I told you, I tell you that my step-grandfather, who was mayor of Bloomfield Township, saw him at the, whatever it is, the Fox, whatever.

01:07:11.000 Yeah, the restaurant, it's still there.

01:07:12.000 He was there that day.

01:07:13.000 Really?

01:07:14.000 Yeah, when he saw Jimmy Hoffa.

01:07:15.000 Oh, wow.

01:07:16.000 Sorry, let's go.

01:07:17.000 I think he was incinerated into metal for cars.

01:07:20.000 That's my... He's in Fort Knox.

01:07:21.000 You think Fort Knox?

01:07:22.000 Guys, let's stop getting off track.

01:07:23.000 We have to listen to former Vice President Joe Biden.

01:07:26.000 Sorry, I got bored.

01:07:28.000 Back in the 60s, we used to invest a little over 2% of our entire GDP in pure research and investment in science.

01:07:37.000 Today, it's 0.7%.

01:07:38.000 I'm going to change that.

01:07:42.000 We're going to change that.

01:07:43.000 The future lies in who can, in fact, own the future as it relates to technology, quantum computing, a whole range of things, including the medical fields.

01:07:55.000 And so, what I'm going to do is make sure we invest... Is that a dog bark?

01:08:01.000 What was that?

01:08:02.000 A bit of a cough.

01:08:04.000 Major just attacked a small child on a tour.

01:08:07.000 Yeah, it just came back.

01:08:08.000 The new one's even worse.

01:08:11.000 We're going to invest in medical research, cancer, Alzheimer's, diabetes, industries of the future, artificial intelligence, quantum computing, and we're going to make real investments.

01:08:25.000 China is out investing us by a long shot.

01:08:29.000 Because their plan is to own that future. 1.00

01:08:31.000 It's because it's a communist government where nothing is your own, you dipshit. 0.96

01:08:36.000 If you want to go from 2 point whatever percent, like you were saying, go back up to it because we're only at .7 percent, where are you going to cut it? 0.96

01:08:42.000 It's like this idea of balancing a budget doesn't occur to them.

01:08:45.000 That only occurs to, sorry, the middle class Americans who built this country. 0.64

01:08:48.000 You actually have to do some QuickBooks.

01:08:50.000 Well, they're just going to get rid of that, though.

01:08:55.000 One of the things that I'm going to be doing, I'm going to be speaking with 27... Oh yeah, hold on a second.

01:09:00.000 By the way, like I said, it's stab-proof, it's also hatchet-proof.

01:09:03.000 It's a real hatchet.

01:09:04.000 Real deal.

01:09:05.000 Okay, there you go.

01:09:07.000 Nope.

01:09:09.000 It's still there.

01:09:10.000 It is, isn't it?

01:09:11.000 Alright.

01:09:12.000 Dave, are you still alive?

01:09:12.000 That's enough.

01:09:13.000 That's enough because I'm just worried about hand fatigue and a miss.

01:09:15.000 SpartanArmorSystems.com They're actually N.I.J.

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01:09:22.000 Everyone should have them in their house.

01:09:23.000 At least one.

01:09:24.000 I feel like a ninja turtle.

01:09:25.000 Yeah.

01:09:26.000 Yeah!

01:09:26.000 With a shell, you're like, huh, I'm fit.

01:09:27.000 I really do.

01:09:28.000 Like, it's comfy.

01:09:29.000 I know it's mine.

01:09:31.000 You can't even feel it.

01:09:32.000 You're ready to fight the foot.

01:09:33.000 Who's hitting me with an axe with his bad hand?

01:09:35.000 Huh?

01:09:35.000 So do you live in a sewer?

01:09:36.000 I do live in a sewer. 0.99

01:09:37.000 Talk to rats. 1.00

01:09:38.000 You gay old pizza. 1.00

01:09:39.000 A rat trains me. 1.00

01:09:42.000 But it's pizza rat.

01:09:43.000 Their label is N.I.J.

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01:09:44.000 The ones that are.

01:09:45.000 This one is.

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01:09:47.000 They offer some less expensive options for people who maybe just want to get into the

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01:09:53.000 Because listen, getting that certification is expensive and it also guarantees you quality.

01:09:56.000 Alright, let's go back to Mr. Whiteye. 0.80

01:10:03.000 Are you talking about the place that the World Health Organization refuses to acknowledge

01:10:07.000 even exists?

01:10:08.000 Next question.

01:10:09.000 Next.

01:10:10.000 No pretense about not understanding.

01:10:11.000 Talk about a Hunter's business trip.

01:10:14.000 I pointed out to him, no leader can be sustained in his position or her position unless they

01:10:19.000 represent the values of the country.

01:10:22.000 And I said, and Mr. President, as I've told you before, Americans value the notion of

01:10:30.000 freedom.

01:10:32.000 of values, human rights.

01:10:34.000 We don't always live up to our expectations, but it's a value system.

01:10:40.000 It's rhetoric.

01:10:41.000 As long as you and your country continue to so blatantly violate human rights, we're going to continue in an unrelenting way to call to the attention of the world.

01:10:52.000 Who is violating human rights?

01:10:53.000 He's talking about China.

01:10:54.000 He is?

01:10:55.000 Make it clear what's happening.

01:10:56.000 But he's good friends with them.

01:10:58.000 He understood you.

01:10:58.000 Yeah.

01:10:59.000 He understood me.

01:11:00.000 But I wouldn't do anything.

01:11:02.000 But you signed agreements that sent American jobs there, reduced our ability to compete, and you said that we should

01:11:08.000 trust the World Health Organization, who was doing China's bidding, by the way, and we know what 0.96

01:11:12.000 happened in China.

01:11:13.000 I can't say it on YouTube.

01:11:15.000 I can't actually include the World Health Organization screenshots from what they were saying in January.

01:11:20.000 So, you know.

01:11:22.000 As the last one did, is the moment we began to lose our legitimacy around the world.

01:11:28.000 Did he say Momo to lose auto-generacy?

01:11:30.000 Is that counted as a drinking moment?

01:11:35.000 China has an overall goal, and I don't criticize them for the goal.

01:11:40.000 They have an overall goal to become the leading country in the world, the wealthiest country in the world, and the most powerful country in the world.

01:11:48.000 That's not going to happen on my watch.

01:11:52.000 Did he just say the United States is the wealthiest country in the world, the most powerful country in the world, and that's not going to happen on my watch?

01:11:58.000 No, that China wants to be that way.

01:12:01.000 Hey, pube beard!

01:12:03.000 No, that's not where I make the decision, that's where I make sure we're all on the same page. 0.96

01:12:08.000 He looks like they shaved the wildlings pubis from Games of Thrones and just glued it to his face in a jackass stunt. 0.99

01:12:19.000 He also has a good Bam Margera greasy I'm on opioids hair. 0.87

01:12:24.000 Right.

01:12:25.000 That's something I can't chew anymore.

01:12:32.000 We're in the midst of a fourth industrial revolution of enormous consequence.

01:12:37.000 Will there be middle class? 0.90

01:12:40.000 How will people adjust to these significant changes in science and technology?

01:12:49.000 Look, look, look.

01:12:53.000 You had, well, I mean, I know you were a patsy for the higher-ups.

01:12:56.000 Eight years, the middle class suffered.

01:12:58.000 They paid more in taxes, they made less money, they saw skyrocketing health costs, okay?

01:13:03.000 That was, and there were, for two of those years you had control of every single chamber, alright?

01:13:07.000 Let's make that clear.

01:13:09.000 Then, in three years under Trump, until this manufactured reaction to the pandemic, they had record wage growth, record low unemployment, not only for middle class Americans, but for every demographic race and creed.

01:13:21.000 You had eight years, you can compare it with three.

01:13:23.000 That's what I'm looking forward to doing now, is comparing this next three years as being generous, but let's go with that for right now because I don't want to be removed, to the previous administration.

01:13:35.000 Mr. President, sorry, I know you have another chance to address the tragedies in Georgia and Colorado.

01:13:42.000 You had said to stay tuned for actions that you might take on gun control.

01:13:46.000 Here we go.

01:13:47.000 Wondering if you've made a decision either about sending the manufacturer liability bill that you promised on day one to Capitol Hill.

01:13:54.000 By the way, that means that if someone gets shot, they can sue a mom-and-pop gun shop. 0.91

01:13:57.000 That's ridiculous. 0.88

01:13:58.000 Just to be clear. 0.97

01:13:59.000 Even if they didn't sell the gun?

01:14:02.000 Even if they legally sold a gun and someone happens to shoot somebody.

01:14:06.000 So it's the Michael Moore blame Kmart for Columbine technique.

01:14:12.000 As a matter of fact, Bernie even voted against that and that's why he only got a D minus from the NRA as opposed to an F like every Democrat.

01:14:21.000 Order it.

01:14:23.000 Decide on priorities.

01:14:25.000 What needs to be done.

01:14:28.000 The next major initiative is...

01:14:31.000 And I'll be announcing it Friday in Pittsburgh, in detail, is to rebuild the infrastructure, both physical and technological infrastructure, in this country.

01:14:46.000 So that we can compete.

01:14:48.000 Oh! 0.60

01:14:48.000 Oh, great! 0.60

01:14:49.000 You know what probably happened?

01:14:51.000 He probably got some poll results that said, hey, guns are the losingest issue the Democratic Party has. 0.73

01:14:56.000 Stay away from it.

01:14:58.000 Joe's gonna take me to Pittsburgh.

01:15:00.000 Some of you have been around long enough to know.

01:15:02.000 I think he just forgot where he was.

01:15:04.000 Did he admit that they not coordinate the questions that they're supposed to ask him with his sheet there?

01:15:10.000 I still think the majority of the American people don't like the fact that we are now ranked, what, 85th in the

01:15:16.000 world in infrastructure?

01:15:18.000 I think he lost his place and pivoted to like, we're gonna launch an infrastructure plan.

01:15:21.000 What is he talking about?

01:15:22.000 The best airports that can accommodate...

01:15:25.000 Is he trying to blame infrastructure problems on people going out and shooting bridges?

01:15:29.000 I think he lost his place and pivoted to like, we're gonna launch an infrastructure plan.

01:15:33.000 If someone can let me know in the chat, those who are muggable, to be talking with you afterwards. 1.00

01:15:37.000 Yeah, maybe we missed it or something.

01:15:39.000 Yeah.

01:15:40.000 He said Colorado and Atlanta.

01:15:43.000 You promised a gun bill.

01:15:44.000 Look, here's the thing with Donald Trump, the things that people don't like about Donald Trump, all of the qualities that people disliked were the opposite of this because he was a dog on a bone and he would repeat himself ad nauseam because he wanted to lay into the report.

01:15:56.000 Like, no, excuse me, excuse me, actually, we're not, we're not, we're not the top country in mass shootings.

01:16:03.000 No, excuse me, look, if you actually look at the countries, okay?

01:16:08.000 We're not the top one, excuse me, because of all the countries.

01:16:12.000 There are top countries that are not us, okay?

01:16:16.000 No, excuse me.

01:16:18.000 And I know you like to say that we're the top.

01:16:19.000 I know that you love, you would love to say we're the top, right?

01:16:22.000 Well, that's not true.

01:16:24.000 We're not one of them.

01:16:25.000 He would do it.

01:16:26.000 He'd just keep going, yeah.

01:16:26.000 He didn't lose his train of thought.

01:16:28.000 No.

01:16:28.000 He stayed on it and these things went four hours.

01:16:31.000 Biden can't last.

01:16:32.000 No.

01:16:34.000 He's still talking about infrastructure.

01:16:38.000 They asked him about the slaughters in Georgia and he's like, oh Pittsburgh's got a nice airport.

01:16:44.000 Yeah, well I mean at the very least he could be like my thoughts and prayers are with the families and the victims like he could have started with that but he pivoted immediately to where am I?

01:16:52.000 Infrastructure.

01:16:53.000 We'll talk about that.

01:16:54.000 You can't hold a train of thought for long enough to say a prayer.

01:16:57.000 Still have lead pipes servicing their water lines. 0.99

01:17:01.000 Our father, Lartin, dammit! 0.98

01:17:03.000 We have over 100,000 wellheads that are not capped. 0.99

01:17:05.000 He looks like he would be the conductor on a ghost train.

01:17:08.000 Just pull up.

01:17:11.000 What are we doing?

01:17:13.000 And by the way, I don't know what we're doing.

01:17:16.000 What am I doing? 1.00

01:17:17.000 He'd be like, uh, I don't know if it was a Canadian show, but he'd be like if after they rotated George Carlin and Ringo Starr in Shining Town Station, they'd bring in Biden and the kids go, fuck! 0.99

01:17:26.000 Yeah, they're like, uh, this guy, Just ringo'd and smile-moed. 0.98

01:17:32.000 I just find it, um...

01:17:34.000 I want to hear the follow-up from this guy, like, Sir, what the hell was that?

01:17:38.000 Sir, I was talking about...

01:17:40.000 Sir, I was talking about...

01:17:42.000 Yes, uh, Mr. President? 0.99

01:17:45.000 Yes, um, what in the actual fuck? 0.99

01:17:47.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:17:49.000 I'm sorry, did you hear me say gun bill?

01:17:53.000 Did you hear me say shootings?

01:17:54.000 I understand that firearm sounds a lot like bridge.

01:18:00.000 No, I understand the infrastructure of a bridge in airports are pretty good.

01:18:06.000 Yes, you get it!

01:18:07.000 You get it, man!

01:18:08.000 You see what I'm saying.

01:18:10.000 There's planes.

01:18:18.000 There's only one of two answers here, okay?

01:18:21.000 And you guys tell me, people sometimes say, well, yeah, look, I do have absolutist thinking sometimes when something like this happens.

01:18:27.000 One of two reasons that that just happened.

01:18:28.000 Either A, he completely lost his train of thought, he has no idea that the question was about firearms, or number two, he's going to go along with pre-written talking points anyway because they Regardless.

01:18:40.000 How many schools where the kids can't drink the water out of the fountain?

01:18:43.000 Oh boy.

01:18:44.000 I thought he said schools.

01:18:45.000 I thought for sure he was going to shootings.

01:18:47.000 No, I thought so too.

01:18:48.000 Make sure you get us some good questions in the chat, guys.

01:18:50.000 Keep going.

01:18:51.000 from how many schools where the kids can't drink the water out of the fountain oh boy i thought he

01:18:57.000 said i thought for sure he was going to shootings oh i thought so too well in the chat make sure

01:19:01.000 you get us some good questions in the chat guys keep going let us know what you think he was

01:19:04.000 going for here our kids too don't have adequate ventilation how many schools what are they going

01:19:11.000 to they're going to they're doing their kumon learning classes in barney frank's tit basement

01:19:17.000 I'm convinced we missed a question or something.

01:19:19.000 Did something happen?

01:19:21.000 Did we miss a question?

01:19:23.000 I don't know.

01:19:24.000 Somebody let us know because this doesn't sound like the answer to the question we heard.

01:19:26.000 Someone let us know because as I understand it, Pubic Hair Gingerbeard asked about the recent shootings and he started responding about infrastructure.

01:19:36.000 Do I have that incorrect?

01:19:38.000 Because I would love... He asked about the manufacturer liability.

01:19:42.000 That he promised on day one.

01:19:43.000 It's not day one anymore.

01:19:44.000 Not that he would know that.

01:19:45.000 Well, the only time a kid couldn't drink out of a... The chat's saying you guys are right.

01:19:49.000 The question was clearly about his intentions on a gun control bill.

01:19:52.000 So nobody follows up. 0.97

01:19:52.000 Show me your nipple buttons! 0.97

01:19:53.000 of siblings who came in on Monday. 0.94

01:19:55.000 So nobody follows up. 0.88

01:19:56.000 Show me your nipple buttons. 1.00

01:19:57.000 We have contacted the mother.

01:19:58.000 That's the only way they know her kids are here because CBE today first of all has not

01:20:07.000 contacted that mother.

01:20:08.000 So when can we expect your promise of things getting better with contacting and expediting

01:20:13.000 the process?

01:20:15.000 They're going to get a whole hell of a lot better real quick.

01:20:18.000 We're going to hear some people leaving.

01:20:22.000 We can get this done.

01:20:24.000 We're going to get it done.

01:20:25.000 We're going to need the entire team and several cabinet level officers.

01:20:30.000 We're going to be moving within the next Within the next week, over 100,000, I mean 1,000 people out of the Border Patrol into safe, secure beds and facilities.

01:20:46.000 We're going to significantly ramp up.

01:20:49.000 We're already out there contacting everyone from getting some of the employees at HHS.

01:20:55.000 There's a lot of them doing other things and move them into making those calls.

01:20:59.000 If this is his last question, this is very clearly a recap.

01:21:07.000 This is very clearly like, we're going to do a callback question where I get to wrap up everything that I've said.

01:21:12.000 I've never seen something more pre-packaged due to a lack of trust in someone's basic cognitive functioning.

01:21:20.000 And I've worked with special needs kids at churches.

01:21:23.000 And I don't say that as an insult to them.

01:21:26.000 It is an insult to them because I just used Biden.

01:21:28.000 It's an insult to them comparing him to their cognitive abilities, honestly.

01:21:34.000 They'd stun you with math.

01:21:49.000 Needs a shot.

01:21:50.000 Look, he's looking down.

01:21:52.000 Or is he just dipping his ear?

01:21:56.000 Where's he going?

01:21:59.000 Where's he going?

01:22:00.000 Oh, don't do that.

01:22:01.000 It makes it look worse.

01:22:03.000 Oh my God!

01:22:04.000 Oh, he's lost it. 1.00

01:22:05.000 I hope he slugs her. 0.99

01:22:07.000 He's talking and there's no mic!

01:22:09.000 He just walked up and just, you see a hand go into her frame. 0.89

01:22:13.000 You know as well as I do.

01:22:14.000 You're covered.

01:22:16.000 What are you doing? 0.86

01:22:17.000 Looking for an apple butt. 0.54

01:22:20.000 I think I smelled finesse.

01:22:25.000 Somewhere in... Oh, it's really wearing off.

01:22:29.000 Guadalupe said, I got a great idea.

01:22:31.000 Let's sell everything we have.

01:22:34.000 Give it to a coyote. 1.00

01:22:36.000 Have them take our kids across the border into the desert where they don't speak the language. 1.00

01:22:40.000 Won't that be fun?

01:22:42.000 Let's go.

01:22:44.000 That's not how it happens.

01:22:46.000 People don't want to leave.

01:22:47.000 That's exactly how it happens.

01:22:49.000 Precisely.

01:22:50.000 And they do speak Spanish.

01:22:51.000 And they do want to leave.

01:22:52.000 Right.

01:22:53.000 They do want to leave, even though you dislike that Donald Trump said mean things like these countries are shithole countries, allegedly, because they're not as good as the United States.

01:23:01.000 The fact is, these countries are inferior to the United States.

01:23:04.000 What do I mean?

01:23:04.000 In every way, shape, or form.

01:23:06.000 Safety, class mobility, income.

01:23:09.000 I mean, take your pick.

01:23:11.000 Name anything.

01:23:11.000 Name any metric for a country.

01:23:14.000 No!

01:23:15.000 Exactly.

01:23:16.000 The answer is no to all of them, so they want to leave and come to the United States.

01:23:18.000 That doesn't mean that everyone has the right to the United States.

01:23:21.000 You cannot say, hey, we need to do away with nationalism.

01:23:24.000 Nationalism is bad.

01:23:25.000 Not white nationalism.

01:23:26.000 The idea of being proud in your nation, telling people that that is bad, and then say, hey, but no one wants to leave, but we need to let them in.

01:23:33.000 Yeah.

01:23:34.000 Why would we want to let them into a mediocre country?

01:23:39.000 I got a lot of trunk space.

01:23:40.000 I could probably make a few extra shillings these days as a coyote.

01:23:55.000 And yesterday, I asked my team... A lot of babies.

01:23:59.000 By the way, this is right now.

01:24:00.000 He said, hey guys, just at the end, let me riff a little bit.

01:24:04.000 I'm gonna walk around the microphone.

01:24:06.000 If the baby's crying all night, you just shake it.

01:24:10.000 Everyone knows that.

01:24:10.000 Press the top of its head.

01:24:12.000 Just give it a good old... It's the button.

01:24:15.000 It's the sleep button.

01:24:17.000 The sleep button.

01:24:19.000 The good thing is, with every infant that's crying, the top of their head, they have an easy button.

01:24:24.000 Yeah, much like me.

01:24:25.000 Oh, I want to hear a question.

01:24:26.000 ...administration with not considering the immigration legislation that was passed in the House until the situation at the border has been resolved.

01:24:34.000 No, because I know they have to posture for a while.

01:24:38.000 They've sort of got to get it out of their system.

01:24:41.000 Speaking of posture, you should start working on yours, Joe.

01:24:46.000 Looking like a walking prawn banged Mr. Burns.

01:24:49.000 Putting your ear into the microphone to hear better.

01:24:51.000 Who wants to help?

01:24:53.000 Really something.

01:24:54.000 Solve the problem.

01:24:56.000 Make the situation better.

01:24:58.000 But folks, I'm going.

01:25:00.000 Thank you very, very much.

01:25:01.000 What?

01:25:01.000 That's fascinating.

01:25:02.000 Hey, we really followed the general rule of close with your aid material.

01:25:07.000 No.

01:25:07.000 But folks, I gotta poop.

01:25:09.000 Did you see him just staring into the distance?

01:25:10.000 That's like watching Cocoon, wasn't it?

01:25:11.000 Just a vibrant old man.

01:25:13.000 Your wife climbed a lot of trees.

01:25:14.000 She climbs one every once in a while.

01:25:17.000 All right, hold on.

01:25:18.000 Let's see the fawning, by the way, before we go to the live fact check afterwards here at CNN.

01:25:22.000 Look, I think by any objective metric, people would have to say that was not good.

01:25:25.000 That was bad.

01:25:26.000 That was one of the worst performances.

01:25:29.000 It's so bad.

01:25:30.000 This guy has his eyes shot Kennedy glasses.

01:25:36.000 It's so bad, though.

01:25:37.000 Donald Trump did one every single day at the start of coronavirus.

01:25:41.000 And he would interrupt doctors.

01:25:42.000 He'd be like, Dr. Birx, get the hell out of the way!

01:25:45.000 This is my stage!

01:25:45.000 This is how you answer!

01:25:47.000 This is his, like, coming out and going, like, this is why I didn't answer questions before, because I'm this serious.

01:25:53.000 What a strong start.

01:25:54.000 Yeah.

01:25:54.000 It's like, dude, you're drifting ten minutes in.

01:25:57.000 He doesn't know what he's doing.

01:25:58.000 I really want to see what they say.

01:26:00.000 He's imprudent and slow.

01:26:02.000 He's like the tortoise and the hare, if in addition to taking a nap, the hare also couldn't run.

01:26:07.000 When he said Joey Bald Eagles, I knew he had it. 0.96

01:26:13.000 I had them eating out of the palm of my liver-spotted hands.

01:26:19.000 I am shocked this guy doesn't have at least mustard on his tie.

01:26:23.000 I'm just the break.

01:26:26.000 You're what they say.

01:26:28.000 But this was not somebody who was coming to say, let's go.

01:26:33.000 We are going to break down the filibuster.

01:26:35.000 I'm going to bash things up in the Senate because priority X, Y, and Z must get through.

01:26:40.000 In fact, this was Joe Biden, the same Joe Biden we saw on the campaign trail, the same Joe Biden we've seen governing for the last couple months.

01:26:47.000 He calls himself, I'm a fairly practical guy, likes to get things done.

01:26:51.000 I was hired to solve problems, not create division.

01:26:54.000 And I thought what was most telling... And the last thing you said is Republicans have to posture by not thinking that we send in a record number of illegal migrants.

01:27:01.000 He reaffirmed where his position was on those issues, but he said, and I thought this was so revealing, that presidencies succeed by timing your priorities, and how you order things, and how you sequence things, and he made clear his next thing is this Build Back Better infrastructure plan.

01:27:23.000 On a gun question!

01:27:26.000 This really is Chauncey Gardner, if the garden is healthy, The plant will grow.

01:27:32.000 Huh.

01:27:33.000 So what you're saying is if we till the soil, what was it?

01:27:37.000 What's the name of the guy who was on Dirty Work?

01:27:39.000 The dad in that.

01:27:40.000 Oh, uh, Jack Ward.

01:27:42.000 Jack Ward.

01:27:43.000 Jack Ward was the president, right?

01:27:44.000 Yeah.

01:27:44.000 For those of you who haven't seen Being There with Peter Sellers, it's a special needs guy who's a gardener, and he accidentally becomes president.

01:27:51.000 And they ask him, what are you going to do with the economy?

01:27:54.000 He goes, well, if the garden is healthy, the plant will grow.

01:27:57.000 And they're all interpreting what he said.

01:27:59.000 That's what they're doing right here.

01:28:02.000 House Democrats can get their legislation through the Senate, which is also very narrowly controlled by Democrats.

01:28:10.000 So using the word filibuster sounds wonky and nerdy and guilty as charged, but the issue is, does that mean climate change legislation gets through?

01:28:20.000 Does that mean gun control legislation gets through?

01:28:24.000 Not.

01:28:25.000 And I just want to underline that because it actually means tangible things for people's lives.

01:28:29.000 Making sure that we increase the price of gas.

01:28:31.000 He got asked a gun question, though, and responded with a talking point.

01:28:36.000 It's not okay.

01:28:38.000 And you know where that comes from, right?

01:28:40.000 That comes from being vice president.

01:28:41.000 The last thing he can remember is being vice president under Barack Obama.

01:28:44.000 And when Barack Obama came in, he did his whole stimulus initiative of shovel-ready jobs, where it was all about infrastructure.

01:28:50.000 That's why.

01:28:51.000 He's like, it worked for the old colored folk. 0.96

01:28:51.000 He's remembering. 0.96

01:28:56.000 It'll work for me.

01:28:58.000 Look at Biden's quotes.

01:29:00.000 I can't be racist if I'm actually doing an impression of what would you rather me impersonate.

01:29:05.000 7-Eleven, you have to have an Indian accent. 0.97

01:29:08.000 You know what, it's good to see finally an articulate black man. 0.85

01:29:12.000 Hey, go ahead, cancel me.

01:29:13.000 Where's the wide shot?

01:29:15.000 Go ahead, cancel me. 0.98

01:29:16.000 You ain't black. 0.98

01:29:18.000 Thank you.

01:29:19.000 Cancel me.

01:29:20.000 Okay, let's listen to them here.

01:29:23.000 Joe Biden also wants to do voting rights.

01:29:25.000 He spoke passionately about that.

01:29:26.000 He also spoke passionately about immigration and also about guns.

01:29:30.000 If you are up here towing the the line that black people in the United States who in poll

01:29:34.000 after poll say of course they can get voter ID if you say it's racist to

01:29:38.000 expect them to be able to procure identification you are absolutely disgracing people

01:29:45.000 in your community who she claims to represent who have repeatedly

01:29:49.000 said no that's not true yeah that's not true and there's

01:29:51.000 Study after study after study.

01:29:53.000 We did a segment on this.

01:29:54.000 It's been debunked.

01:29:54.000 It was posted in the Washington Post.

01:29:56.000 Every single study after that showed that no one in any community deemed it more difficult to get an ID than a middle-class white person outside of exclusively Spanish-speaking migrants.

01:30:08.000 And by the way, these studies didn't account for legal status.

01:30:11.000 Yeah, absolutely.

01:30:12.000 So one of the things that Ted Cruz pointed out about H.R., well it's not H.R.

01:30:16.000 1, yeah it is H.R.

01:30:17.000 1.

01:30:17.000 He said that if you are an illegal immigrant on government services, if you get a check, you're automatically registered to vote.

01:30:25.000 So think about that.

01:30:26.000 Automatically registered to vote, and now it's illegal to ask for an ID.

01:30:30.000 Wow, so it's like, so hold on a second.

01:30:33.000 They get our money and then automatically get to cancel out our vote?

01:30:37.000 Yes.

01:30:37.000 It's like a multi-ethnic spit roast.

01:30:39.000 Yeah, in Texas that's 95,000 people.

01:30:41.000 Nice.

01:30:42.000 95,000 people.

01:30:42.000 Wow, perfect.

01:30:45.000 Hey, by the way, we're about to stab Dave Landell. 0.61

01:30:47.000 Oh, good!

01:30:48.000 We have an actual, by the way, show.

01:30:49.000 This is a real sword.

01:30:50.000 Katana blade, is that what it's called?

01:30:51.000 Real sword, katana blade.

01:30:52.000 It's a real katana.

01:30:53.000 Just make sure you aim it properly, even, Brendan.

01:30:55.000 Oh, good, with his... Don't move, Dave.

01:30:57.000 One arm.

01:30:58.000 Yeah.

01:31:00.000 A little harder.

01:31:01.000 Come on, give it some juice.

01:31:01.000 Just, you know, like, really rare back.

01:31:03.000 Get it in there.

01:31:04.000 Hey, you know what?

01:31:04.000 Can you step back and, like, joust him?

01:31:07.000 Yeah, joust him.

01:31:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:31:10.000 You feel any of that?

01:31:11.000 That's pretty good.

01:31:12.000 No, it's totally good.

01:31:13.000 Go on, give him another one.

01:31:14.000 The last one just goes all the way through.

01:31:15.000 I heard that!

01:31:17.000 Give it a little harder, as long as it's accurate.

01:31:20.000 There you go!

01:31:21.000 SpartanArmorSystems.com, promo code Crowder, you get 10% off.

01:31:24.000 I wear them like my jammies.

01:31:26.000 They're so comfy.

01:31:27.000 I'm going to start wearing them.

01:31:29.000 Are they going to bring out the fact check?

01:31:30.000 Do we have a fact check, Doc, or do we pretty much all do it in real time?

01:31:33.000 They'll bring it out.

01:31:34.000 Okay.

01:31:34.000 All right.

01:31:34.000 We'll have them bring it out.

01:31:35.000 Let's watch Tune.

01:31:35.000 I felt like he wanted to do that.

01:31:37.000 Yeah, he did.

01:31:38.000 He really did.

01:31:39.000 He actually volunteered.

01:31:41.000 Is it because I threw coffee on him?

01:31:43.000 Well, it's more so that you didn't blow on it first.

01:31:46.000 Well, why would you hand me hot coffee?

01:31:49.000 I didn't say that I wasn't complicit.

01:31:50.000 I want my coffee Luke.

01:31:54.000 ...asked the question about a young, unaccompanied minor standing at the border.

01:31:59.000 President Biden gave a humane answer, and he said no, he would not turn that unaccompanied minor away.

01:32:06.000 Wait, hold on a second.

01:32:07.000 Didn't he say that he would?

01:32:08.000 He said he would send it back to the mother.

01:32:09.000 He said he would put him on, in that case, his mother who could be identified, because I remember we made the joke about a drug dealer sounding like a mom.

01:32:16.000 Correct.

01:32:17.000 He said he would be sent back Can someone rewind that?

01:32:20.000 Can someone loop that back?

01:32:21.000 Can someone pull that clip?

01:32:22.000 Because I'm pretty sure I remember him saying that he would send that person back.

01:32:26.000 And now, maybe it's not one of the agreed upon answers in their talking points, and now CNN is saying, no, he gave a humane answer saying he wouldn't send him back.

01:32:32.000 By the way, he did!

01:32:33.000 It's the one thing I liked about his whole press conference!

01:32:36.000 Maybe he didn't mean to say it.

01:32:37.000 If you look at the other newscaster who looks like every senator during McCarthyism, he has the facial expression that he's aware that guy is incorrect, but he's just not calling him on it.

01:32:49.000 Yes, it's like Jake Tapper can smell farts and he's not allowed to let on.

01:32:53.000 They just started!

01:32:53.000 making it very clear that infrastructure what he called the jobs

01:32:56.000 bill uh... was going to be his next priority for all the time i

01:33:01.000 talked about how one in five american roads is in disrepair one hundred eighty

01:33:05.000 thousand miles how we rank something like thirty u s rank something

01:33:08.000 like thirteenth in the in the world when it comes to infrastructure china

01:33:12.000 spending three times as much

01:33:14.000 is still developing the willingness among just started with him by the way 0.97

01:33:18.000 i'm a consenator everything else about china sucks yeah do you think that the 0.74

01:33:22.000 average citizen of china you know who doesn't live in some kind of a royal 0.96

01:33:25.000 palace that's been uh... that's been a legacy then do you think they take

01:33:29.000 roads for the bicycles that they put ninety pounds of baggage on

01:33:33.000 Or do you think they'd take a decent income?

01:33:35.000 Or how about the ability to have a Bible in their nightstand without their house being burned with them in it, alive, like the church in Patriot?

01:33:43.000 I think they would opt for that rather than paved roads.

01:33:45.000 And by the way, I'm pretty sure a lot of them are still dirt.

01:33:48.000 You know who cares zero about how much money is being spent on roads in China?

01:33:52.000 The Uyghurs that are being killed by the Chinese right now. 1.00

01:33:54.000 I don't think they care. 0.91

01:33:56.000 Right.

01:33:56.000 Well, yeah, all of them have.

01:33:58.000 It's a little bumpy on the way to camps.

01:33:59.000 Please don't give them any more sidewalks to Kirby us!

01:34:04.000 I like this.

01:34:05.000 His name is Man U. Yeah.

01:34:06.000 focus on, right? Oh, this infrastructure project, that sounds like a... and this was really

01:34:11.000 telling. He said if you prioritize, you can accomplish things as a president. I was just

01:34:16.000 mesmerized. That's what that guy was saying and he pivoted to this. And nobody is saying...

01:34:20.000 he was asked a question about guns.

01:34:22.000 He said nothing to the victim's family that we heard, unless we like missed time, got abducted by aliens and dropped back in.

01:34:28.000 Alright, well listen, before we give our wrap up here, I don't know, if we're not going to get the fact check token out, I need it within about one minute, or otherwise it's useless.

01:34:34.000 I think I can just go through here.

01:34:36.000 But let's just compare that, just mind you, let's compare that Press conference to what we saw from the previous administration who, by the way, Donald Trump did them every day for months.

01:34:47.000 And when he wasn't doing them every day, he was still doing them consistently.

01:34:49.000 Let's compare what you just saw to the kind of press conference that you would see from Donald Trump and the media treatment therein.

01:34:55.000 How do you see your role as a moral leader?

01:34:57.000 Mr. President, just how do you see your role as a moral leader?

01:34:59.000 There's so many people, I'm sorry.

01:35:01.000 As a moral leader, though?

01:35:02.000 I think I am a great moral leader, and I love our country.

01:35:06.000 Why are you pitting Americans against one another, sir?

01:35:09.000 Is that how you view citizens of this country?

01:35:10.000 No, I'm not.

01:35:11.000 Well, look, I'll tell you what.

01:35:12.000 We won a lot of elections last night.

01:35:14.000 We did very well last night.

01:35:17.000 I think it's going to have a very positive impact. 1.00

01:35:21.000 Michael Cohen recently said you called black voters stupid. 1.00

01:35:23.000 That's false. 1.00

01:35:24.000 Omarosa has accused you of using the n-word, and the rapper Lil Jon has said you called him Uncle Tom.

01:35:30.000 What's your response?

01:35:31.000 I don't know who Lil Jon is.

01:35:32.000 He's on your podcast.

01:35:33.000 I don't know.

01:35:34.000 Oh, he was?

01:35:35.000 Did he fight Ravnood out of love? 0.96

01:35:36.000 Do you ever use racist remarks?

01:35:37.000 No, I would never do that, and I don't use racist remarks.

01:35:40.000 Why did you wait so long for last week?

01:35:43.000 I didn't wait long.

01:35:47.000 I wanted to make sure.

01:35:48.000 Mr. President, after three and a half years, do you regret at all, all the lying you've done to the American people?

01:35:55.000 All the what?

01:35:56.000 All the lying, all the dishonesties.

01:35:58.000 That who has done?

01:35:59.000 You have done.

01:36:00.000 Uh... Yeah, go ahead, please.

01:36:03.000 Please.

01:36:04.000 I am a young, vibrant man.

01:36:07.000 I look at Joe.

01:36:09.000 I don't know about him.

01:36:11.000 I don't know.

01:36:15.000 Young vibrant man.

01:36:16.000 Too old!

01:36:16.000 Yeah, that seemed like the same kind of treatment.

01:36:18.000 Hey look, nipple button lady is back on CNN. 1.00

01:36:21.000 By the way, maybe put the hair to cover up those ears. 1.00

01:36:22.000 I asked some questions and the answers were silly. 0.92

01:36:25.000 Well, you're fired. 0.84

01:36:27.000 But I wear my hair like Princess Zelda.

01:36:29.000 What I like about the Trump conference is how it wasn't nine people sitting in chairs six feet apart all wearing masks.

01:36:35.000 Asking questions and making sure going, hey, page four.

01:36:39.000 They're standing up like they're selling stock trades.

01:36:44.000 Okay, let me do a quick live fact check here.

01:36:46.000 So there are a few things that we've already talked about.

01:36:47.000 We already talked about the migrant border, sir.

01:36:49.000 We already talked about gun control.

01:36:51.000 But something that he said that the filibuster is a relic of the Jim Crow era, that's the claim that he made on there.

01:36:55.000 Jack Eagle.

01:36:56.000 Obamacare was only passed because of budget reconciliation, which prevented Republicans from using the filibuster.

01:37:01.000 That's what I was saying earlier.

01:37:02.000 Yeah.

01:37:03.000 And Biden said, I think we have a clip here, right?

01:37:06.000 that Biden said, keep in mind, that he opposed abolishing the filibuster.

01:37:11.000 And I know you're going to say, well, hold on a second, are you bringing something up from his disgraced

01:37:15.000 presidential campaign in 1988 that he had to cancel due to serial lying and corruption?

01:37:19.000 No, no, no, this comes from March.

01:37:22.000 Do we have the clip?

01:37:27.000 Almost.

01:37:27.000 That was a dunk and you guys didn't have the clip.

01:37:29.000 Hey look, when I say do you have the clip and you don't, the answer is no.

01:37:33.000 Did Dukakis run in 88?

01:37:35.000 I don't know who it was.

01:37:38.000 I'm trying to remember.

01:37:39.000 I think that sounds right, but I could be wrong.

01:37:42.000 Was that a Bush-Dukakis?

01:37:43.000 You know who didn't run in 1988 anymore?

01:37:45.000 Joe Biden.

01:37:46.000 He did for a little bit.

01:37:47.000 Joe Biden lost to Dukakis.

01:37:49.000 Scandals.

01:37:50.000 Then Connie Chung just filled the beans and was like, uh, I don't even know where to start.

01:37:56.000 There's this guy, Joe Biden?

01:37:59.000 Isn't she married to Maury Povich?

01:38:01.000 Who?

01:38:02.000 Connie Chung.

01:38:03.000 She's married to Maury Povich?

01:38:04.000 Wasn't she married to Maury Povich?

01:38:06.000 Doesn't surprise me.

01:38:07.000 Isn't that correct?

01:38:07.000 Do we have the clip of him opposing the abolishing of the filibuster?

01:38:11.000 I'm gonna seem real.

01:38:12.000 We have his communications director talking about it.

01:38:15.000 Okay, in March, this is right at the first claim here.

01:38:19.000 He wants to work with Republicans, to work with independents.

01:38:22.000 He believes that we're stronger when we build a broad coalition of support.

01:38:27.000 And look, I would say, look at what we've been able to do in the first six weeks that we've been in office with the filibuster in place.

01:38:33.000 We just passed a $1.9 trillion rescue plan that's going to make a massive difference in the lives of people all across the country.

01:38:41.000 You know, we've been able to, but we were able to get it done.

01:38:44.000 Look, it's a 50-50 Senate.

01:38:45.000 We understand that.

01:38:46.000 We are going to have to navigate our way through a 50-50 Senate.

01:38:49.000 That's the situation that we're facing.

01:38:52.000 But you got this done with the reconciliation rules that only require 50 votes.

01:38:56.000 I mean, that's how you're able to do this.

01:38:59.000 Other bills, you won't be able to do that.

01:39:02.000 Well, but we also got it done with the support of 75% of the American people, including over 50% of Republicans.

01:39:09.000 You know, American voters who heard President Biden's, heard him lay out his proposal, believed that he had the right approach, that this was the right plan.

01:39:18.000 Alright, and this clip actually involves Biden saying he opposes.

01:39:20.000 So, it says here, hey, someone in the room there, interns, if you guys want to keep your 25 an hour, which is very much nicer than 15 an hour.

01:39:27.000 Take them down to 15, yeah.

01:39:28.000 It's the first clip!

01:39:30.000 Not Clip H. It's the first one labeled Clip.

01:39:32.000 And I remember this clip.

01:39:33.000 That's why I requested it.

01:39:34.000 Here's another one.

01:39:35.000 They claim that... So just send it in there to the page where you know that Tocanawan has access to it.

01:39:39.000 It's right here.

01:39:40.000 It says Clip.

01:39:41.000 They claim that 31% of migrants... There was a surge of 31% under Donald Trump.

01:39:46.000 That's another thing.

01:39:47.000 We kind of gave you some general statistics, but here's something.

01:39:49.000 that is specific, thank you to Troy Jr.

01:39:49.000 Wow.

01:39:52.000 That actually happened with unaccompanied minors under Joe Biden.

01:39:55.000 Last week it was reported that as many as 4,200 unaccompanied migrant children

01:39:59.000 were being held in short-term holding facilities.

01:40:02.000 That's a 31% increase.

01:40:04.000 So even the number they used.

01:40:05.000 Oh wow, yeah.

01:40:06.000 So he was basically conflating it.

01:40:09.000 Right.

01:40:09.000 Like, this is terrible!

01:40:11.000 Oh, that's me!

01:40:12.000 Well, that's actually a good job done, I think.

01:40:15.000 And by the way, when he was talking about the Middle East, look, he bombed Syria right away. 0.85

01:40:15.000 Yeah, that's wonderful. 0.85

01:40:21.000 So we were coming back from Arizona when I was there with the Mayo Clinic, and we had a driver who was Iraqi, as former President Barack Obama would say, Iraqi.

01:40:34.000 He at one point, I like, I said, Hey, sorry guys, I need to pull my mask.

01:40:37.000 It was my mask was below my nose.

01:40:38.000 He goes, I don't care.

01:40:40.000 You can take the mask off if you want.

01:40:41.000 I don't believe in it.

01:40:42.000 I said, well, you can take your mask off. 1.00

01:40:44.000 He goes, Oh, it's bullshit. 1.00

01:40:46.000 The mask was only need COVID is over my friend. 1.00

01:40:49.000 It's over because the election is over.

01:40:51.000 You know, you know, I said, well, what do you mean?

01:40:53.000 He goes, listen, I am from Iraq, okay?

01:40:55.000 I served in the armed forces alongside the American military in Iraq, okay?

01:40:59.000 And we, for four years, had peace in our country.

01:41:01.000 And now, that's over.

01:41:03.000 That's it.

01:41:03.000 That's over.

01:41:04.000 I used to hate America.

01:41:05.000 I used to think I hate America until I came here.

01:41:07.000 Now, I say, well, hold on a second.

01:41:08.000 How many of your relatives or friends who are Middle Eastern from Iraq do you think?

01:41:13.000 He goes, before Trump was president, 90% hated him.

01:41:17.000 Now it's 80% agree with me because I am right.

01:41:20.000 They know that I am right because they had peace for four years and they said, okay, we've never had this.

01:41:26.000 Yeah.

01:41:27.000 I mean, from the party who is anti-war, who protested the Vietnam War like they had no other thing to do in life, they sure are willing to stay in wars.

01:41:36.000 And not willing to make a commitment.

01:41:37.000 You know what Donald Trump did?

01:41:38.000 He put out a goal, like a leader does, and says, figure out how to make this happen because on May 2nd, the bases will be empty, don't give me any bullcrap, get it done.

01:41:49.000 And it happens.

01:41:50.000 With Biden, I don't know how to do it.

01:41:52.000 Oh, this is another one.

01:41:52.000 I didn't know the actual number, but I'm glad that we got it.

01:41:55.000 Biden said that everyday Americans built America and unions built them.

01:41:59.000 By the way, I don't know if Washington and Jefferson... I don't know if they were in the Carpenters Union.

01:42:05.000 I'll have to think back to you.

01:42:07.000 Maybe John Adams because he liked his pipe.

01:42:10.000 Biden killed at least 11,000.

01:42:13.000 11,000 union jobs alone in the Keystone Pipeline.

01:42:16.000 Yes, but that gave us higher gas prices.

01:42:20.000 Don't you understand?

01:42:21.000 And he said he wouldn't do that in the campaign.

01:42:25.000 People in Pennsylvania right now are really happy that he supports unions because they can't afford to even pay their dues anymore because they don't have jobs.

01:42:32.000 I'm sure they're happy.

01:42:33.000 And Dr. Levine killed their grandparents.

01:42:35.000 Ah, yes.

01:42:36.000 That's true.

01:42:36.000 And like I said, yeah, the middle-income, middle-class income average, up 5,000 under Donald Trump, only 1,000 under Obama.

01:42:43.000 This is one where they're saying, oh yeah, we have this clip, I love it, straight from the, I'm trying to think, I can't say horse because it's racist, I'm saying straight from the would-be beautiful and brave migrants mask.

01:42:59.000 The immigrants, Joe Biden said, are coming because, you know, he's a nice guy.

01:43:04.000 No, he didn't say it.

01:43:05.000 The reporter said, that's how you were seen, what, as a humanitarian?

01:43:08.000 You were seen as a decent man, right?

01:43:11.000 BuzzFeed boldly.

01:43:12.000 She said, that's why you were elected, because you were seen as a decent, a good man.

01:43:17.000 And he said, yeah.

01:43:20.000 And a man that whittles on his front porch and accidentally stabs himself with a knife.

01:43:25.000 Yes.

01:43:25.000 And then he forgets to train his dog, so he attacks kids on a White House tour.

01:43:30.000 I told you, don't go in the West Wing!

01:43:33.000 Cujo's there!

01:43:34.000 Well, you know, did you have to name him Cujo, Joe?

01:43:37.000 That was kind of... It's foreshadowing!

01:43:39.000 Steinbeck did it!

01:43:43.000 So, she said that they were coming because he's a decent man.

01:43:47.000 I think we have the clip right here from an illegal immigrant themselves saying that, of course, they knew that Trump wouldn't let them in, and this is why they're coming now.

01:43:54.000 Would you have tried to do this when Donald Trump was president?

01:43:58.000 Definitely not.

01:44:00.000 Definitely.

01:44:01.000 So did you come here because Joe Biden was elected president?

01:44:04.000 Basically.

01:44:06.000 Basically.

01:44:07.000 He can't be expected to know.

01:44:08.000 He's Mexican.

01:44:12.000 Biden seems to have no understanding that his policies made it likely that people would be able to come here, get into this country, and not be forced to leave.

01:44:20.000 Yeah.

01:44:21.000 Donald Trump knew how to keep people out.

01:44:22.000 You show up at the border, we're sending you back.

01:44:25.000 If you're a criminal, you're getting put in jail.

01:44:27.000 If you commit a crime and you're an illegal, we're sending you back right after you serve your sentence, baby.

01:44:31.000 Or you're going to a Mexican prison.

01:44:33.000 It's almost as though if you stop punishing crime, more people will commit such crimes.

01:44:38.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:44:40.000 It's too complicated for Joe.

01:44:41.000 He can't take that.

01:44:42.000 Well, we'll draw on the back of a children's menu.

01:44:44.000 Well, I don't buy it.

01:44:45.000 And by the way, his own porter czar, Roberta Jacobson, admitted that the policies were driving smugglers and criminals to cross the border.

01:44:52.000 It's a coincidence that as soon as Trump and his immigration policy were on the way out, and Biden and his stated policy were on the way in, this historic surge at the border started.

01:45:04.000 Well, first of all, one of the things I think is important is we've seen surges before.

01:45:10.000 Surges tend to respond to hope.

01:45:13.000 And there was a significant hope for a more humane policy.

01:45:20.000 Why is she smiling?

01:45:21.000 I know!

01:45:22.000 That's not a good thing.

01:45:24.000 I don't know whether I would call that a coincidence, but I certainly think that the idea that a

01:45:29.000 more humane policy would be in place may have driven people to make that decision, but perhaps

01:45:36.000 more importantly, it definitely drove smugglers to...

01:45:40.000 Why is she smiling?

01:45:41.000 I know.

01:45:42.000 That's not a good thing.

01:45:43.000 Express disinformation, to spread disinformation about what was now possible.

01:45:47.000 We know that.

01:45:48.000 And in fact, if the change in administration is brought home, then from your perspective,

01:45:51.000 is this good? 0.99

01:45:52.000 She's a sociopath. 1.00

01:45:54.000 I don't think that's what I just said. 0.95

01:45:56.000 I think it's a reflection of how migrants feel at a particular time.

01:46:00.000 Well why do you think they feel that?

01:46:01.000 It's gonna send more smugglers. 0.70

01:46:03.000 And so ladies of El Paso, I hope you like uninvited penetration. 0.98

01:46:09.000 Can you imagine working in communications in the White House trying to like push over the security to get in the room and take her off the map?

01:46:17.000 Take the mic away!

01:46:21.000 Secret Service agents are playing.

01:46:23.000 Oh, Turkeybeck is talking again! 0.99

01:46:25.000 No!

01:46:25.000 Get her off the mic!

01:46:27.000 Oh, she's laughing about it, too!

01:46:29.000 Oh, no!

01:46:30.000 She's laughing about smugglers! 0.99

01:46:32.000 Does she think that's an important voting demo?

01:46:34.000 She's just excited because there's a chance she's going to be touched again after ten years.

01:46:39.000 Even Joe Biden stopped grabbing my buttons!

01:46:43.000 It's why I wore this yellow jacket.

01:46:45.000 That's a really poor placement of buttons, by the way.

01:46:47.000 The first two colors to draw attention are black and yellow!

01:46:50.000 That's why I dressed like a school bus!

01:46:52.000 Look at me!

01:46:53.000 I look like I have the flock of seagulls!

01:46:57.000 Now!

01:47:01.000 Oh my gosh.

01:47:02.000 Do you guys remember Bananarama?

01:47:07.000 By the way, you mentioned the COVID.

01:47:08.000 Let me just hit this briefly.

01:47:09.000 All the COVID success, it all comes from Donald Trump.

01:47:12.000 Just to be clear, 1.3 million vaccines were delivered in January.

01:47:16.000 He was doing a million a day.

01:47:17.000 America's already on track for 100 million in 100 days.

01:47:20.000 Biden said he could do 200 million in 100 days.

01:47:23.000 Well, again, thanks to Donald Trump, he's halfway there.

01:47:26.000 He hasn't increased it dramatically at all.

01:47:29.000 I also love that, you know, the only answer he had on the border crisis Do you plan to visit the border?

01:47:35.000 Not today.

01:47:35.000 do it. Yeah. You know, Kamala's gonna do it. So listen, if she's

01:47:40.000 in charge, let's hear what she has to say. Yeah.

01:47:42.000 Do you plan to visit the border?

01:47:46.000 Not today.

01:47:49.000 But I have before and I'm sure I will again.

01:48:00.000 It's so crazy.

01:48:00.000 She's haunting.

01:48:02.000 And by the way, thanks for letting us know.

01:48:03.000 Yeah, it does turn out we weren't wrong.

01:48:05.000 We thought... Here, Joe Biden is... The one thing that he does really well, and then I want to go to what, you know, your recap.

01:48:11.000 He's so crazy, he makes you think you're crazy. 0.97

01:48:15.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:48:16.000 Because we're all sitting here going, wait.

01:48:17.000 True.

01:48:18.000 They asked a gun question, right?

01:48:19.000 Yeah, there's no way.

01:48:20.000 But then you're going, there's no way that the sitting president of the United States would answer a gun question with... A bridge answer?

01:48:27.000 A bridge answer, right?

01:48:28.000 We must have missed something because we locked Naval off and we were having many.

01:48:33.000 So there must be something that we missed.

01:48:36.000 So that's a skill. 0.66

01:48:37.000 Joe Biden is so insane that he makes all of us question our own train of thought. 0.92

01:48:42.000 And you know what? 0.97

01:48:43.000 Maybe he really is playing 12-D chess.

01:48:45.000 I don't think so.

01:48:47.000 No.

01:48:48.000 No.

01:48:49.000 Four squares.

01:48:52.000 Okay, before, what are your thoughts, Gerald, on how this went?

01:48:56.000 So I'm not surprised by Joe Biden, obviously, right?

01:48:58.000 We all thought that he was going to have a difficult time doing an actual press conference.

01:49:02.000 I'm also not surprised by the questions because we thought it was going to be softballs.

01:49:05.000 I am shocked that nobody else called him on the gun question thing.

01:49:10.000 I am, I mean, just absolutely shocked.

01:49:12.000 And also, the other thing that the press was just screaming about was like, the press has to be freed, right?

01:49:17.000 You're suppressing the press under President Trump.

01:49:19.000 Yeah.

01:49:19.000 They said, when can we go into these facilities?

01:49:22.000 And he's like, well, whenever we could make it look better.

01:49:25.000 I swear to you, I'm not quoting verbatim, but he's like, well after a few days when we get people out of there and things will be better, so when can we go in?

01:49:33.000 Well, I'm not sure yet.

01:49:35.000 We gotta bleach the sheets and get some Charmin in there. 1.00

01:49:38.000 Don't bring a black light.

01:49:41.000 Yeah, when I can make this situation not look bad for me, then I'll let the press in.

01:49:45.000 That's what Joe Biden- Which, by the way, parallels this very press conference.

01:49:49.000 It's when I think I have enough to sort of- I'll finally do a press conference in a very measured, controlled way where I give you the questions that you can ask me.

01:49:59.000 And he still couldn't find a spot.

01:50:01.000 Right.

01:50:01.000 Well, and the other, the last thing that I was surprised about was that, and I told you this was probably what he was going to come out with, some strong policy thing to kind of take the trajectory of it in that direction.

01:50:11.000 He came out with 200 million vaccines.

01:50:13.000 Like you're building, it's like, oh, we're going to do a hundred million.

01:50:15.000 You get in there like, what?

01:50:16.000 We've already done 87 because of Donald Trump. 1.00

01:50:18.000 Well, it's just crap. 0.99

01:50:20.000 What? 0.99

01:50:20.000 200 million. 0.99

01:50:21.000 Like that's not a strong policy initiative.

01:50:23.000 No.

01:50:24.000 Come out with something better.

01:50:25.000 And that's what you came with.

01:50:26.000 If you left him in a room with all the ingredients for a vaccine, he wouldn't come out with the vaccine.

01:50:33.000 All it would say is peel back tape to have vaccine.

01:50:36.000 If you left him in a room with the vaccine and an empty syringe with instructions on how to fill it, he'd come out missing an eye.

01:50:45.000 Or he'd just have an air bubble headed for his heart.

01:50:49.000 Just come out with his hematoma.

01:50:50.000 I don't know.

01:50:51.000 Yeah, what's that?

01:50:51.000 You press it.

01:50:53.000 And he faints.

01:50:54.000 He didn't make anything.

01:50:56.000 The only thing he's made is a bowel movement.

01:50:59.000 That's the only thing that, which is difficult for him.

01:51:02.000 And he comes out and he has to blow out candles.

01:51:04.000 I used the needle to draw blood and I drew up a plan for infrastructure.

01:51:09.000 It's in my own blood.

01:51:11.000 What about the roads?

01:51:12.000 There's guns and bridges.

01:51:16.000 Hey, whoa, come on.

01:51:19.000 I'm not kidding around.

01:51:20.000 Sometimes the criminals, they put their guns under the bridges.

01:51:24.000 And we don't know because we're not spending money on those bridges.

01:51:27.000 How are we going to find the guns?

01:51:28.000 Hunter took my car and drove under the bridge and somebody sold him something.

01:51:33.000 Great song with the peppers, the chili guys.

01:51:36.000 Under the bridge.

01:51:37.000 Give it away, give it away now.

01:51:39.000 Give all of it away. 1.00

01:51:40.000 They put their penises in socks. 1.00

01:51:42.000 That's not decent. 1.00

01:51:44.000 A sock isn't an eight year old.

01:51:46.000 No.

01:51:48.000 A sock is something you put your foot in.

01:51:52.000 I mean it. 1.00

01:51:53.000 Not your penis. 1.00

01:51:54.000 You put your foot in it. 1.00

01:51:56.000 Even a penis sock, which I make. 1.00

01:51:58.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:51:58.000 In China. 1.00

01:51:59.000 Even a penis sock? 1.00

01:52:00.000 Joe Biden's penis sock. 1.00

01:52:01.000 Build back better. 1.00

01:52:06.000 Oh my gosh.

01:52:08.000 Do you think I'd endorse it if I didn't believe in it?

01:52:10.000 Come on.

01:52:12.000 I got real softballs.

01:52:14.000 Not just questions, but in real life. 0.99

01:52:17.000 And if I put this penis guard on it, Joe Biden's penis sock guard, I'm not going to hurt my softballs. 0.99

01:52:24.000 What's your takeaway from that? 0.99

01:52:27.000 And by the way, the promo code is DEMENTIA.

01:52:30.000 We're not insinuating anything.

01:52:31.000 You get $20 off Mug Club.

01:52:33.000 It's the only reason we're allowed to do this.

01:52:34.000 And by the way, we are going to go and take your chat on Mug Club.

01:52:37.000 Lightoffcutter.com slash Mug Club.

01:52:39.000 That's our, you know, because we don't do the YouTube chat.

01:52:41.000 And this doesn't run on Facebook anymore because they always remove it.

01:52:44.000 But before we go, what was your macro impression of this?

01:52:48.000 Oh man, I thought he was coherent, fluid.

01:52:50.000 I thought everything made sense.

01:52:52.000 What I really think, For years and years and years we've dealt with politics and letting people run us instead of us controlling them the way that we should.

01:53:02.000 Trump, who I had my own issues with, was a monkey wrench into the system where at least you got somebody doing something and giving something back to the press. 0.96

01:53:10.000 This is what we voted for to put in The same business-as-usual bullshit. 0.98

01:53:16.000 We were so worried about demonizing the last guy that we didn't even pay attention to what we were sneaking in. 0.99

01:53:23.000 You have him and you have Kamala, who's somebody where you didn't even read the ingredients, you just looked at the label.

01:53:27.000 All we've done is label us and destroy this country. 1.00

01:53:31.000 This is dog shit, and we should be ashamed that it's in office. 1.00

01:53:35.000 That's what I truly and honestly think. 1.00

01:53:37.000 Why did you bring Major into this?

01:53:39.000 I didn't mean to.

01:53:40.000 I said, come on!

01:53:41.000 I'm just mad.

01:53:42.000 Like, talk about Kamala like that. 0.69

01:53:43.000 He's in Delaware.

01:53:44.000 He's back in Chevy Chase, Maryland.

01:53:45.000 Come on.

01:53:46.000 Speaking of Chevy Chase, did you see me do the fall?

01:53:48.000 Yeah.

01:53:48.000 Trying to get into an airplane?

01:53:50.000 I fell up.

01:53:50.000 Yeah, fine.

01:53:51.000 The poop on the floor was mine. 0.77

01:53:52.000 Turns out that for it to be considered a sketch, it can't be real.

01:53:56.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:53:57.000 You're a lying dog-faced pony soldier. 1.00

01:53:59.000 Yes, you are. 1.00

01:54:00.000 No, I think that's... I was going up the stairs in my electric chair and it stalled out and I tumbled down.

01:54:06.000 I thought I would get up fast like the old lady in Gremlin, but I didn't. 0.99

01:54:10.000 Only I wouldn't go out the sunroof.

01:54:12.000 There was piss everywhere.

01:54:13.000 My knees were bleeding.

01:54:15.000 Listen, listen, listen.

01:54:17.000 The first time I fell, okay, that was an accident. 0.79

01:54:20.000 But time number three, you can't blame it, that was my piss.

01:54:23.000 It gets slippery. 0.98

01:54:24.000 Piss on carpet.

01:54:26.000 Look, I will say that I think that's actually a great point.

01:54:28.000 I grabbed the spot shot.

01:54:30.000 That's a great point that Dave made.

01:54:31.000 I honestly believe that.

01:54:32.000 And I would take it one step further, and I would say before we go here to Mug Club, I think it's really, when he's talking about, look, look at the policies that he's talking about. 0.84

01:54:38.000 When he says, look, it's time for us to come together, and what he means is for everyone to get on board with the Democrats.

01:54:45.000 And he's talking about it's time to get this business done.

01:54:47.000 Or to keep us completely divided.

01:54:49.000 That's what he means by come together.

01:54:51.000 Right, that's what he means.

01:54:51.000 He really means is, come along to get along, otherwise we're just going to run roughshod over you.

01:54:56.000 Now, who does he plan... over whom does he plan to run roughshod?

01:54:58.000 Well, let's be clear.

01:54:59.000 Letting in tens of thousands of migrants, record numbers, right, at the border.

01:55:03.000 Taking guns away, even though he didn't actually have the mental acuity to go over that.

01:55:07.000 We know what he supports as far as policy.

01:55:09.000 Increasing taxes.

01:55:11.000 All right, all of these issues that he's talking about when he talked about COVID, no solutions to really actually ending lockdown.

01:55:17.000 So when he says, hey, we need to come together, what he means is him, his Democratic buddies in the House, in the Senate, and of course the media who offer up softball questions, and I can't confirm or deny that they seem to greet upon ahead of time, but the fact that he kept looking down and seemed to answer them in sequence and then was given a nice little wrap-up question makes me think that it happened.

01:55:37.000 So now we have All!

01:55:41.000 We have all branches of government, we have the mainstream media, we of course have Hollywood, and we have big tech trying to do their bidding, right?

01:55:47.000 These people all are coming together to make sure that the flow of information supports the policies of disarming you while letting a record number of migrants come into this country with which we have no system! 1.00

01:56:00.000 To verify, right, wherever they are, whenever they are, and then reducing the voting age to 16 and not requiring any kind of identification.

01:56:06.000 So when they talk about who needs to come together, they're talking about, just as Dave Lando said, business as usual, the elites, so that they can enact policies against you.

01:56:17.000 It really is.

01:56:18.000 That's the one thing that I would say Donald Trump did really pretty well, and I was more of a libertarian conservative for a long time, and I still am, really, that's how I would be labeled, but I do think my eyes were opened, certainly, to the more pervasive problem of just how bad it is for career politicians to constantly have carte blanche to write checks with your money, because they have no concern for your well-being.

01:56:41.000 They have concerns solely with votes.

01:56:44.000 This is why we need term limits, because now they're running it for job security and not to actually serve their population. 0.64

01:56:51.000 Just compare Joe Biden.

01:56:53.000 Let me leave you with this comparison, okay?

01:56:56.000 Everything that I hate about Joe Biden.

01:56:59.000 Can be summed up in a comparison to George Washington.

01:57:02.000 And I don't think that we've had another president more comparable to George Washington in modern times than Donald Trump.

01:57:07.000 And here's what I mean. 0.94

01:57:09.000 Joe Biden for 48 years suckled at the taxpayer teat.

01:57:12.000 He's never held a job in private office for 48 years.

01:57:16.000 George Washington was the first president and so beloved that he could have stayed president likely for decades.

01:57:23.000 He had the power of the world's greatest nation.

01:57:26.000 Keep in mind, A world, a country, sorry, that had left the world's superpower, the world's greatest superpower, only a decade prior, only a few years prior, to become the world's greatest superpower, only a couple decades after.

01:57:39.000 And he was given the keys to that kingdom and they said, by the way, no one's going to give you the boot.

01:57:43.000 Please, please stay.

01:57:44.000 And he walked away.

01:57:46.000 Is there any more clear of a contrast than a man who walked away from that power versus a man who has been clamoring for it and claiming credit for it for 48 years?

01:57:56.000 Which man do you think is most likely to serve you?

01:57:59.000 That was my takeaway from this press conference.

01:58:01.000 All right, we're going to go to Mug Club and take your chat.

01:58:03.000 Loddorfcreditor.com slash Mug Club.

01:58:05.000 And the promo code is DEMENCIA, not insinuating anything.

01:58:07.000 You get $20 off.

01:58:09.000 We will see you, of course, next Monday.

01:58:11.000 next Monday.

01:58:12.000 And right now, YouTube, thank you.

01:58:14.000 Not really.

Louder with Crowder - March 25, 2021

Crowder TAKES OVER Biden's 1st Press Conference! | Louder with Crowder

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