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00:02:01.000 She wants his uncle.

00:02:03.000 No, she don't.

00:02:04.000 What?

00:02:04.000 My soul.

00:02:05.000 Absolutely.

00:02:05.000 I know.

00:02:06.000 She wants his uncle.

00:02:07.000 No, she don't.

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00:02:20.000 She wants his uncle.

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00:02:21.000 No, she don't.

00:02:22.000 My soul.

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00:02:23.000 She wants his uncle.

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00:02:43.000 We're gonna take it low.

00:02:46.000 Demogorgon.

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00:02:59.000 We're gonna take it low.

00:03:01.000 Take it, take it low.

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00:03:04.000 Demogorgon.

00:03:15.000 Put my soul.

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00:03:18.000 Demogorgon.

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00:03:22.000 Demogorgon.

00:03:25.000 Cha, cha.

00:03:26.000 Your style.

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00:03:28.000 Most good, most good, in the dances. Yeah. Most good, most good, but my shorts are a little bit... most good, most

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00:03:38.000 Who could you be calling? Calling in the morning calling...

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00:03:44.000 Focused, you copy? Focused, you copy?

00:04:14.000 What a stupid question. Find, find, find... Find, find, find... 1.00

00:04:42.000 What a stupid question. Find, find, find... 1.00

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00:05:34.000 It's pounded in my brain often enough.

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00:05:40.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:05:42.000 What's your answer?

00:05:47.000 You've taken my breath away.

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00:06:07.000 If I tell my mom, and she tells your mom.

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00:06:29.000 I tell my mom and she tells your mom Make me a new football

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00:10:27.000 No one can say he's lived until he's loved, or gone and loved someone.

00:10:30.000 But I do, uh... Have you told her?

00:10:32.000 No, you know me, I'm too shy.

00:10:35.000 If I could cable her.

00:10:36.000 Why not, Xanathar?

00:10:37.000 After you've got to declare yourself openly.

00:10:39.000 Otherwise you'll stay right where you are.

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00:11:13.000 And I don't want to lose you I think I think.

00:11:20.000 With many mistakes Oh a-eh, aye, I do

00:11:26.000 And wake up from a Hit the

00:11:29.000 Outside And I don't want to lose you

00:11:35.000 Cause...

00:11:36.000 Fush. Fush. Fush. 1.00

00:11:36.000 Cause... 1.00

00:11:38.000 Cause.

00:11:41.000 I'm a plain simple man I have plain simple feelings

00:11:44.000 And I use plain simple words And I simply have to let you know

00:11:47.000 Plainly, that I That I slainly and pimply want 0.97

00:11:51.000 I'm a fool Many mistakes 0.96

00:11:59.000 Oh a-eh, aye, I do And wake up from a 1.00

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00:12:07.000 And I don't want to lose you Cause...

00:12:12.000 Ooh I think I think.

00:12:14.000 With many mistakes Oh a-eh, aye, I do

00:12:20.000 And wake up from a Hit the

00:12:23.000 Outside And I don't want to lose you

00:12:29.000 Cause...

00:12:37.000 If he's rather nice, then you have it.

00:12:40.000 Oh, no, really.

00:12:41.000 I think you ought to give him a chance.

00:12:42.000 He seems kind of helpless.

00:12:45.000 Helplessness is the last thing I am looking for.

00:12:48.000 I mean, I'm going to spend the rest of our lives together. You must

00:13:23.000 learn not to interrupt.

00:13:30.000 The rest of our lives?

00:13:32.000 Yes.

00:13:33.000 You mean marriage?

00:13:34.000 Of course.

00:13:35.000 You're going to...

00:13:36.000 It's June, and Louder With Crowder is concluding our fourth annual cultural appropriation month.

00:13:58.000 Only instead of traveling to some third-world shithole, this week we're covering the only culture that matters. 1.00

00:14:05.000 America.

00:14:06.000 So drink a beer, call Ice and one of your co-workers, and wrap yourself in the only flag that counts.

00:14:12.000 Join us as we make Cultural Appropriation Month great again.

00:14:15.000 Because to appropriate is to appreciate.

00:14:19.000 Oh, before we get started, cultural appropriation month is wrapping up.

00:14:30.000 That means United States Pledge of Allegiance.

00:14:33.000 Everyone, please join us.

00:14:34.000 Right now, before we start the stream, a lot of flags here.

00:14:38.000 Just pick a flag.

00:14:39.000 Just pick one.

00:14:40.000 Pledge of Allegiance to the flag!

00:14:43.000 Because there are so many flags, hopefully you don't see it as a sign of disrespect.

00:14:51.000 It's ultra respectful because look at all the flags!

00:14:53.000 You can't not look at a flag in this room.

00:14:55.000 Yeah, good runoff on the Canes because there are so many flags.

00:14:58.000 Hopefully you don't see it as a sign of disrespect.

00:14:59.000 It's ultra respectful because look at all the flags.

00:15:02.000 You can't not look at a flag in this room.

00:15:04.000 There's a merrier Canadian flag to be found.

00:15:07.000 We literally have eleventy-five flags.

00:15:09.000 I don't even know if that's a... Brodigan has already gotten into the Jameson.

00:15:12.000 Is he drunk?

00:15:13.000 He's already drunk.

00:15:14.000 Really quickly, guys, everyone.

00:15:15.000 Use the hashtag debate, crowd or debate stream tonight.

00:15:17.000 We're going to get into our thoughts and prayers here in a couple of seconds.

00:15:21.000 Guests tonight, we have Dave Rubin, John Stossel, a bunch of celebrity cameos.

00:15:24.000 Want to let You know, we have a costume contest for Cultural Appropriation Month wrapping up.

00:15:27.000 Best costume.

00:15:27.000 We'll be reading them aloud.

00:15:29.000 Quarter Black Garrett later. 0.96

00:15:30.000 And also, send us in.

00:15:31.000 You still have time for submissions.

00:15:33.000 You're the most American thing you could think of.

00:15:36.000 Send in a video, and we'll be running the best ones later today.

00:15:39.000 We'll see you before the break.

00:15:41.000 Drinking Game Rules for tonight.

00:15:42.000 Before we get to the debates, all right, let me make sure I have this right.

00:15:46.000 Let us know, send us your tweets.

00:15:48.000 You have to take a drink any time the words fascist or ism, right?

00:15:52.000 I don't have to do it. 0.90

00:15:52.000 Fascist, racist, gay, drink twice if it's butt gig, ice, deportation, border, crisis, camps, migrant, fair share, slash, fairness, white, supremacist, Trump, one percent, student loans or debt, marginalized, LGBTQ, parentheses, AAIP, we must act, Klan, parenthood, reproductive rights, women's rights, medicare for all, drink if Kristen DeLaBrande has more than one question, Obama, morality, Gun Control, Yang Gang, Millionaires, Billionaires, Wall Street. 0.90

00:16:11.000 We'll probably make some up along the way. 0.98

00:16:11.000 And you know what? 0.98

00:16:13.000 Really?

00:16:14.000 We're gonna run out of beer.

00:16:16.000 That sounds like something we should drink for.

00:16:18.000 Let's send in the lovely American ladies to get us set up. 1.00

00:16:21.000 We have a keg tonight.

00:16:22.000 We do.

00:16:24.000 Sam Adams, because that's the only large-scale brewery that I know that supports.

00:16:28.000 Yes. 0.99

00:16:30.000 Except for you, Link, but we all agree that sucks.

00:16:32.000 Alright, so tonight we have, uh, we are down to 42 people, I believe. 0.57

00:16:36.000 42.

00:16:36.000 Yes.

00:16:37.000 Uh, what do you guys expect before we get to the debates here?

00:16:39.000 Uh, you know what? Given that last night they were talking about the candidates speaking in Spanish, I'm looking for

00:16:45.000 like that kind of moment again.

00:16:46.000 No, they weren't talking about it, they were speaking in Spanish.

00:16:48.000 No, I know, but that's what everybody talked about afterwards, right?

00:16:49.000 So that was the thing that people were just most up in arms about and thinking was hilarious.

00:16:53.000 I'm looking for somebody to go, no, I can top that tonight.

00:16:55.000 Like, I'm looking for the hold my beer moment.

00:16:57.000 Like Bernie Sanders will start speaking in Finnish.

00:17:00.000 Something, yeah, exactly, right? 0.97

00:17:01.000 So somebody's going to do something really stupid, but they're going to think they're connecting with the American people. 0.98

00:17:05.000 That's what I'm looking for tonight. 0.99

00:17:06.000 How awesome would it be if Bernie Sanders just started speaking and the Swedish chef just came out on his podium? 1.00

00:17:14.000 The entire two day event has just been one giant burning man of bullshit. 1.00

00:17:14.000 You know what it is? 1.00

00:17:18.000 I'd be shocked.

00:17:19.000 Pretty much.

00:17:21.000 This is live, Brodigan!

00:17:22.000 Oh, wait, hold on a second.

00:17:24.000 By the way, we strongly expect, that's why you're not hearing the debate right now, it's a watch-along, so tune in your TV to the debate, or on YouTube, because our stream could very likely be removed from NBC, which wouldn't surprise me.

00:17:35.000 So Blaze, yeah, you can watch it tonight for free on Blaze, on Blaze TV and the app.

00:17:40.000 Also, by the way, we just crossed 4 million subscribers!

00:17:44.000 Young Turks gonna be pissed! 1.00

00:17:47.000 But there's some Armenians who are not rolling over in their graves. 0.99

00:17:50.000 No.

00:17:50.000 Not at all.

00:17:51.000 They're actually... What is this?

00:17:52.000 Why do we have music playing?

00:17:53.000 We passed music.

00:17:53.000 We're fine.

00:17:55.000 I'm already confused.

00:17:57.000 Thank you very much, ladies.

00:17:58.000 We appreciate it.

00:17:59.000 Very, very nice.

00:18:00.000 Yes.

00:18:01.000 Beer.

00:18:01.000 This is all foam.

00:18:02.000 It's very foamy right now.

00:18:02.000 It is.

00:18:04.000 Was that Klobuchar's thing last night?

00:18:05.000 She said, we have a saying in... Was it Minnesota?

00:18:08.000 Did she say we have a saying in Minnesota?

00:18:09.000 Was she last night?

00:18:10.000 We have a saying in Minnesota.

00:18:13.000 All foam and no beer.

00:18:15.000 That's terrible.

00:18:16.000 That's a horrible thing to say.

00:18:17.000 I mean, at least go with the head joke.

00:18:17.000 Minnesota?

00:18:19.000 No, she wasn't saying it about Minnesota.

00:18:21.000 She was saying that she said it in Minnesota.

00:18:23.000 Oh. 1.00

00:18:23.000 Well, either way, it sucks. 1.00

00:18:24.000 You know, listen, this is one of those things, there are going to be 12 debates. 0.94

00:18:28.000 So we've got to pace ourselves.

00:18:28.000 This is the last show, by the way, of course.

00:18:30.000 We're going to be on break up until August 1st.

00:18:32.000 This is our last time in the studio, but we are going to have Masterclass with David Barton up next week.

00:18:38.000 So we have like five to ten videos that are going up during this little hiatus.

00:18:42.000 And if you haven't seen David Barton, you really do have to watch his stuff.

00:18:45.000 It's really cool.

00:18:45.000 Anybody out there who's just kind of tuning into this stuff and you haven't seen it yet, good, good, good stuff.

00:18:50.000 Well, here's the thing, I know it was a luck of the draw, right, as far as the candidates being on either night, but what a crappy draw.

00:18:56.000 I mean, last night was just Elizabeth Warren and everybody else.

00:19:00.000 Yeah, because we were planning on doing this both nights.

00:19:03.000 We were, and then we said, ah, it's just Warren on night one.

00:19:06.000 That's really it.

00:19:06.000 That's it.

00:19:07.000 Okay, obviously we have Michael, is it Bennett?

00:19:10.000 Sure.

00:19:11.000 My name's Bennett.

00:19:12.000 If you say so.

00:19:13.000 We have Bennett, we have Swalwell.

00:19:15.000 I can't wait to make fun of him.

00:19:18.000 Mr. Swallows.

00:19:19.000 He's my dark, not dark horse.

00:19:20.000 He's my favorite.

00:19:21.000 And then yesterday they had that other guy, was it Ainsley?

00:19:23.000 I always forget that guy.

00:19:24.000 I don't even know who he is.

00:19:25.000 And then we have Williamson tonight.

00:19:26.000 As far as I understand, please someone let me know.

00:19:28.000 Why is she there?

00:19:29.000 She wrote some kind of a book on pseudo-spirituality.

00:19:32.000 Yeah.

00:19:33.000 And how many of these people do you think are just trying to sell books?

00:19:35.000 That's honestly what I'm wondering at this point.

00:19:36.000 Well, I mean, basically it's just for popularity's sake.

00:19:38.000 So you can do something else and make money off of it outside.

00:19:40.000 There's no way some of these people polling at 0.1% are going to have any kind of shot.

00:19:44.000 Out of the 217 people running, maybe five actually have a shot at winning the nomination.

00:19:44.000 That's the thing.

00:19:50.000 There are people like Booker and Kirsten Gillibrand, who I loathe, who think they're special enough where they should win.

00:19:59.000 No one else likes him.

00:20:00.000 And then there's everyone else who figures they can get a job on MSNBC or write a book.

00:20:04.000 I mean, name a candidate here that doesn't have this huge Achilles heel.

00:20:09.000 Like, huge.

00:20:10.000 He's all Achilles heel!

00:20:10.000 Bernie.

00:20:12.000 I see what you did there, jerk. 1.00

00:20:15.000 That wasn't all bad. 1.00

00:20:16.000 It was all bad!

00:20:19.000 Again?

00:20:19.000 Really?

00:20:20.000 Yes.

00:20:20.000 This is starting off so rough.

00:20:22.000 I would just love it if right away they came out and Bernie started speaking Spanish.

00:20:26.000 That would be great.

00:20:27.000 You no know how I'll span you! 1.00

00:20:30.000 But me goose to tacos!

00:20:34.000 I don't, you know, I think honestly, if you have to bet, obviously, smart money bets it's Biden, right?

00:20:39.000 But I think that if it's Biden versus... Oh, they're bringing them out?

00:20:42.000 Are they bringing them out?

00:20:43.000 Yeah.

00:20:43.000 Oh, I can't wait to... A little bit of backstage.

00:20:45.000 Look at... Bernie got a haircut!

00:20:45.000 Oh, that's... There you go.

00:20:46.000 He didn't brush his... He combed his hair!

00:20:48.000 He found his comb.

00:20:49.000 He didn't brush his hair with a balloon.

00:20:51.000 Look at Yang!

00:20:52.000 Yang's walking out... Did you see Yang, his little fictitious latchbird? 0.59

00:20:54.000 He was, like, walking out there like a Mexican boxer.

00:20:57.000 He's not wearing a tie.

00:20:58.000 All right, let's bring up some of the volume here.

00:21:00.000 We're going to be really careful tonight because we might get taken down, so we can't show it full screen.

00:21:04.000 Oh, I do like that he's not wearing a tie there.

00:21:06.000 Wait, how are they out there seven minutes before debate time?

00:21:08.000 Are they going to just send them back on in? 0.96

00:21:12.000 I've got to say, Yang looks pretty tight.

00:21:13.000 I've got to say, Bucky's smaller than a man named Yang.

00:21:20.000 Oh my gosh, he is!

00:21:21.000 Nothing like perpetuating the original stereotype, ButtGig.

00:21:24.000 And Barney just looks like he's shrinking into his suit like Tom Hanks in Big at the end.

00:21:28.000 I love it.

00:21:29.000 Walking down the street.

00:21:30.000 I still can't believe Barney combed his hair.

00:21:32.000 Swalwell.

00:21:33.000 That guy's gonna do something. 0.99

00:21:34.000 He's gonna say the dumbest or funniest thing tonight. 0.99

00:21:36.000 That's my bet. 1.00

00:21:37.000 He's desperate.

00:21:37.000 Well, here's the thing.

00:21:38.000 It's like a desperate fighter.

00:21:39.000 Oh, of course.

00:21:39.000 So expect the second tier people to come out and just be like... Just swing.

00:21:42.000 The Jews did 9-11! 1.00

00:21:43.000 You know?

00:21:44.000 Just to try and seal the headlines.

00:21:48.000 During the Republican primary, when we had 150 candidates, the debate was a matter of what one person was going to break out.

00:21:56.000 At our very first debate, Carly Fiorina had that really good performance. 1.00

00:22:01.000 She worked her way up to the main stage.

00:22:02.000 Look at him.

00:22:03.000 You know he has a stylist, Bernie, now.

00:22:05.000 Look, that's a whole different look, that's a whole different tie.

00:22:06.000 We need to make you look younger.

00:22:07.000 We gotta get a makeover over here. 0.99

00:22:08.000 Someone says, Bernie, listen, we are gonna... You're gonna love it.

00:22:11.000 You shifted the direction of the party.

00:22:12.000 And this is one thing I will say.

00:22:13.000 I agree with the Young Turks. 0.87

00:22:14.000 They were telling me how last night you could see Bernie's fingerprints all over the debate.

00:22:17.000 It is true.

00:22:18.000 The party has gone so much further to the left.

00:22:20.000 Remember when they asked Bernie, they said, uh, what do you think the most, uh, serious national security threat is in the last election?

00:22:25.000 And he said, climate change.

00:22:27.000 And everyone laughed.

00:22:27.000 Right.

00:22:28.000 Yesterday, everyone was like, me too, me too, climate change!

00:22:30.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:22:31.000 That defaults now.

00:22:32.000 Which doesn't make, like, a sense, because the Democrats are in a position where, at least with the current president, not one of the most popular guys in the world, where if you're ever gonna, like, make a tag for the middle to try and peel off some more votes- It's not hard!

00:22:44.000 In three states.

00:22:45.000 Instead, they're going straight on to, like, the most Bat poop crazy leftist side of the politics. 0.88

00:22:51.000 Well, they think they're going to have success because of people like AOC.

00:22:54.000 So I don't think it's just Bernie.

00:22:56.000 I think it's because he's got somebody like AOC who really is just a dumpster fire that people are watching.

00:23:00.000 Again, the only reason AOC is elected is because she ran in New York City. 0.97

00:23:04.000 A ham sandwich you get elected in New York City if you're a Democrat.

00:23:05.000 We do want you to send in, by the way, the most American thing you can think of.

00:23:08.000 And actually, we did it ourselves.

00:23:11.000 As a matter of fact, I think we have it live actually right now.

00:23:14.000 We go to one of the most American things we could think of for cultural appropriation.

00:23:17.000 Do we have a concentration cam?

00:23:19.000 Mr. Crowder?

00:23:19.000 Someone?

00:23:19.000 Oh, we go now live to our concentration cam.

00:23:22.000 Senor Crowder, alguien?

00:23:22.000 Yeah.

00:23:27.000 Yo tengo hambre.

00:23:29.000 Alguien, please.

00:23:32.000 Por favor.

00:23:33.000 Yo no quiero estar aquí.

00:23:38.000 We're going to get Vas Bill Clinton's fault with the Flores consent policy. 0.90

00:23:43.000 I'm sorry.

00:23:44.000 And it was Obama who built it.

00:23:45.000 These shadows are what they are.

00:23:47.000 Do not blame me.

00:23:49.000 That was obviously someone who's been in the cage since Obama put him there, since Obama started it, and he wants our help.

00:23:54.000 I'm in the cage that Obama put there.

00:23:56.000 It's called the economy.

00:24:00.000 I feel great shame.

00:24:01.000 Fantastic, sir.

00:24:03.000 Tim from HR just walked in.

00:24:04.000 Did we already get taken down?

00:24:05.000 Please don't tell me we got taken down.

00:24:08.000 What are they doing?

00:24:09.000 They're just standing here very awkwardly.

00:24:10.000 They're posing for pictures.

00:24:12.000 By the way, tonight we have, I bet you they're going to talk, of course, border crisis, climate change, abortion, economy, education, election interference, guns, health care, immigration, slave reparations, universal child care.

00:24:21.000 Because slave reparations is mainstream now.

00:24:24.000 Well, it is now.

00:24:25.000 I'm waiting.

00:24:26.000 Who's operating this camera?

00:24:27.000 Did they just get the guy from The Wire?

00:24:28.000 What happened?

00:24:30.000 They're just doing this whole zoom-in handheld deal.

00:24:33.000 It's the same guys who shot Bohemian Rhapsody.

00:24:36.000 I always want to say Queen.

00:24:37.000 It is Queen!

00:24:38.000 No, the camera's just going back and forth.

00:24:40.000 Oh yeah, that shot where it's just constantly... Constantly moving around and you're like, I'm gonna throw up.

00:24:44.000 No, I have no idea what you're talking about.

00:24:46.000 I thought my wire reference was better timed.

00:24:47.000 Can you guys see this was all foam?

00:24:50.000 Yeah, mine's gone down too.

00:24:52.000 Well, listen, I have to pace myself because of the drinking game tonight.

00:24:54.000 It's always a lot of fun.

00:24:55.000 Of course, we're not liable if you...

00:25:01.000 What happens if I puke on electrical equipment that then takes the show down?

00:25:05.000 I will end you. 0.99

00:25:05.000 Use your beard as a puke bar. 0.99

00:25:07.000 I won't free you if you don't shut up! 1.00

00:25:09.000 Alright, fair enough.

00:25:10.000 So I'm trying to think, when we talk about how some of these people are racing super far to the left, or quickly to the left.

00:25:16.000 Pick one person on that stage tonight, one person who you would say, when they talk about the current Democratic Party, and they try to say that they're a party that's a wider tent, one person there, probably Biden, who would have reasonable points of view, who would be more of a centrist.

00:25:30.000 Maybe so.

00:25:31.000 I was going to say Yang.

00:25:35.000 Yang?

00:25:35.000 Yang wants $1,000 for every man, woman, and child!

00:25:39.000 But there's a lot of libertarians out there that might feel like that's not a bridge too far.

00:25:43.000 I don't think he's mainstream by any means, but I think he's going to identify more with the mainstream.

00:25:47.000 You know, if I'd have rented you for the evening for a lookalike, I'd send you back. 0.95

00:25:52.000 You sent me the retarded Abraham Lincoln! 1.00

00:25:55.000 I said not the retarded! 1.00

00:25:56.000 They'd say, uh, sir, do you have any proof of faulty Abraham Lincoln?

00:26:00.000 He said Andrew Yang was moderate!

00:26:02.000 They'd be like, alright.

00:26:04.000 Look at him, sir.

00:26:06.000 Turkey that won't be pardoned. 0.99

00:26:07.000 I said he came off.

00:26:08.000 The funny thing is, I think Hickenlooper and Bennett are actual moderates, but I don't know which one's Hickenlooper and which one's Bennett.

00:26:13.000 Oh, okay, hey, by the way, thank you so much, sweetheart.

00:26:15.000 Uh, something I find hilarious.

00:26:17.000 Did you know that Pete, so Pete Buttigieg, you just saw, he's smaller than Yang, right?

00:26:20.000 You saw Pete Buttigieg, smaller than Yang.

00:26:21.000 Very little man.

00:26:22.000 By the way, people say don't criticize him for his sexuality.

00:26:25.000 Criticize him for his ideas.

00:26:26.000 Okay, let me ask you this.

00:26:27.000 Everyone here, Pete Buttigieg. 0.99

00:26:28.000 Alright, his ideas are gay. 0.90

00:26:29.000 What are his ideas? 0.92

00:26:30.000 What do you know about Pete Buttigieg?

00:26:32.000 Gun control. 0.74

00:26:33.000 How much do you want to guarantee he talks about being a gay man tonight? 0.98

00:26:35.000 No one knows anything about Pete Buttigieg except for the fact that he's gay! 1.00

00:26:37.000 Yes. 0.92

00:26:37.000 He was a gay guy in the military. 0.92

00:26:39.000 Good for him.

00:26:41.000 If you think he's feminine, you think he's smart, which he is, credit. 1.00

00:26:44.000 Do you realize that his husband took his name?

00:26:48.000 So his husband, think about this, there is a man out there who ditched his maiden name to become Mrs. Butt Gig.

00:26:56.000 Well, that's commitment right there.

00:26:57.000 It's a true story.

00:26:59.000 Do you flip a coin?

00:26:59.000 How do you determine that?

00:27:00.000 This is a genuine question for any gay couple.

00:27:02.000 Rock, paper, scissors.

00:27:04.000 I honestly don't know.

00:27:05.000 You should know these things.

00:27:06.000 We should all know.

00:27:07.000 I thought they'd switch off every once in a while.

00:27:09.000 I'm wondering, when it comes to who proposes, do they just, whoever thinks of it first?

00:27:13.000 I have no idea.

00:27:14.000 Somebody takes that role.

00:27:15.000 Somebody's got to, I guess.

00:27:16.000 I don't know.

00:27:17.000 You know, I don't like it.

00:27:18.000 See, I feel like I don't know enough about this culture.

00:27:20.000 You definitely don't know enough.

00:27:21.000 I don't want to know.

00:27:22.000 If you send me on a special report anywhere to find out more, I will be pissed off.

00:27:25.000 No, we're going to send you to San Francisco just to actually monitor the fecal charts.

00:27:28.000 Okay, I'll do it.

00:27:29.000 As long as I can drive right up the road in Napa Valley, baby.

00:27:32.000 One minute.

00:27:32.000 By the way, this is something else.

00:27:33.000 Before we get into this, because we're going to be talking about pure policy when we get to the debates, and that's going to be wildly unfun.

00:27:38.000 But did you see that San Francisco, San Francisco not only banned Juul cigarettes, but by the way, their home is San Francisco, and vaping products and nicotine.

00:27:45.000 Not only do they ban it for sale in San Francisco, they banned shipping nicotine products to San Francisco.

00:27:50.000 Huh?

00:27:51.000 What are they focusing on? 0.99

00:27:53.000 You can go in as a tranny and take a dump on a fake mustache in a little girl's room, walk out, smoke a joint, take a crap in the street, but the second you grab a vaping product, you're kicked out of city lines. 0.99

00:28:03.000 That's incredible. 0.99

00:28:04.000 The things they choose to care about baffle me.

00:28:06.000 It doesn't baffle me at all.

00:28:07.000 It baffles me!

00:28:08.000 It makes perfect sense to me. 1.00

00:28:09.000 Even if people are being idiotic, right? 1.00

00:28:12.000 It's still baffling. 0.98

00:28:13.000 Okay, can we bring up the sound a little bit there, audio Wade?

00:28:15.000 Just so we can see.

00:28:16.000 I want to know when they start asking the questions.

00:28:19.000 This is really awkward that they're making them stand up there.

00:28:21.000 Do you think it's because of the fault last night?

00:28:22.000 Yeah, they're like, can you give us a few minutes to do audio checks?

00:28:25.000 It was just like backstage was Matthews taking a piss.

00:28:31.000 Cut to the cam in the back, please.

00:28:33.000 It's like, what was it, Naked Gun, 33 and a third, where he's in the bathroom?

00:28:35.000 That was what happened last night.

00:28:37.000 That was what happened.

00:28:37.000 Yeah, the mics kept going.

00:28:38.000 They were like, we have to go to a break, go to a break, go to a break, because you could hear other people's mics still on.

00:28:41.000 I didn't hear the other mics.

00:28:42.000 Yeah, it was wildly embarrassing.

00:28:45.000 So if I have to bet, probably Biden.

00:28:48.000 I think Bernie probably beats Donald Trump in a general.

00:28:50.000 I hate to say it.

00:28:51.000 I think he's the one who would have the most, the highest likelihood.

00:28:53.000 I'll explain to you why in a second.

00:28:54.000 Oh, look, Lester Holt.

00:28:55.000 Commonly known as, what race is that guy?

00:28:58.000 Question mark, man.

00:28:59.000 That is a little, that is a little... I think a lot of people picture, uh, Quarter Black Garrett, they think the picture in your wallet of your father is Lester Holt.

00:29:06.000 Aw, that's mean.

00:29:07.000 The one that just comes with the stock wallet.

00:29:09.000 I'm sorry, Dad, he's watching this right now.

00:29:10.000 And Chuck Todd always looks like... Chuck Todd looks like a family of caterpillars just went right onto his beard and just laid a bunch of eggs.

00:29:19.000 Oh my gosh.

00:29:19.000 Look at this guy, peeping.

00:29:20.000 Butt gig! 1.00

00:29:22.000 Boom! 0.99

00:29:23.000 Wow, you should know a lot about Gillibrand. 0.99

00:29:26.000 I know we don't want to place too much emphasis on being presidential, but if your headshot makes you look like Ben Shapiro would kick the crap out of you in a street fight... Swallow just looks so funny to me. 0.98

00:29:36.000 This is hilarious.

00:29:38.000 Andrew Yang?

00:29:39.000 What, did they take a picture of his picture on an old flip camera phone?

00:29:42.000 Yeah, pretty much.

00:29:44.000 He's trying to be more relatable, Steven.

00:29:46.000 Actually, by the way, Andrew Yang is going to be on the show.

00:29:46.000 No tie.

00:29:48.000 Gerald, what are you doing?

00:29:49.000 Sometime here soon.

00:29:49.000 I don't know what I'm doing.

00:29:49.000 Nice.

00:29:50.000 Is there something not going out with the stream?

00:29:52.000 I see Tim from HR here fixing something.

00:29:53.000 Tim from HR is just doing his HR thing.

00:29:54.000 All right.

00:29:54.000 OK, let's bring up the sound a little bit so we can hear this.

00:29:56.000 Let's go to the debates.

00:29:58.000 Who's first?

00:30:00.000 Send in most of it.

00:30:01.000 Hashtag crowd or debate stream.

00:30:02.000 Yes.

00:30:03.000 Watch along, because we have to keep the volume kind of in and out, because we never know if we're going to be removed.

00:30:10.000 Spirit and audience here tonight in the Anna Center.

00:30:12.000 They just have cameras on them.

00:30:12.000 Spirits and audience.

00:30:13.000 Right.

00:30:14.000 I will say Lester Holto always dresses nicely.

00:30:17.000 He does have good suits.

00:30:18.000 Yes.

00:30:19.000 He's got a good tailor.

00:30:20.000 And then he ruins it with those Harry Potter glasses.

00:30:22.000 With that face?

00:30:24.000 No, I think Lester Holto is a very dapper gentleman.

00:30:24.000 Wow.

00:30:26.000 Listen, why are you saying, is this all going to be ad hominem?

00:30:28.000 No, it's just nothing else has happened yet.

00:30:30.000 Yes, we're waiting.

00:30:30.000 And honestly, this is how it starts.

00:30:32.000 That's all we got.

00:30:33.000 Yes, we're just getting warmed up. 1.00

00:30:36.000 He looks like Chuck Schumer had sex with a G.I. 1.00

00:30:36.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:30:38.000 Joe.

00:30:40.000 Look at Williamson. 1.00

00:30:41.000 That's the face of a crazy woman. 1.00

00:30:43.000 That's the face of a crazy woman. 1.00

00:30:44.000 That's the face of a guy who oils your pet rabbit. 0.99

00:30:48.000 I would expect before the first question, she'd be like, Yo soy Espanol!

00:30:53.000 I swear somebody swallows my candidate that's gonna speak Spanish tonight. 0.97

00:30:56.000 He's my guy.

00:30:57.000 Alright, let me hear it.

00:30:58.000 I can't hear it that much, so let's... Yeah, that worked out like a charm last night.

00:31:01.000 It never works.

00:31:01.000 And they don't say anything!

00:31:02.000 Good bunch of blowhards. 1.00

00:31:04.000 Yeah, that worked out like a charm last night. It never works, and they don't say anything

00:31:07.000 You've called for big new Sanders like universal health care and free college in a recent interview

00:31:19.000 calls for medical... oh yeah that's right, universal health care, free college by the

00:31:19.000 They absolutely have to.

00:31:22.000 way, two drinks everybody.

00:31:23.000 Oh jeez, that's two.

00:31:24.000 My question to you is, will taxes go up for the middle class in a Sanders administration?

00:31:31.000 And if so, how do you sell that to voters?

00:31:32.000 Of course they will, they absolutely have to.

00:31:34.000 Let's hear his answer.

00:31:35.000 You're quite right, we have a new vision for America.

00:31:37.000 By the way, how's your vision, Bernie?

00:31:39.000 2035.

00:31:39.000 Okay.

00:31:40.000 You do.

00:31:40.000 No.

00:31:40.000 Hold on a second, let me hear.

00:31:40.000 No we don't.

00:31:41.000 Human right.

00:31:42.000 Human right, gosh!

00:31:43.000 There it is.

00:31:43.000 2035.

00:31:44.000 While 500,000 people are sleeping out on the streets today, we think it is time for change,

00:31:52.000 real change.

00:31:53.000 No we don't.

00:31:54.000 No.

00:31:55.000 You do.

00:31:56.000 Hold on a second, let me hear.

00:31:57.000 Change in my view is a human right.

00:31:59.000 Human right.

00:32:00.000 Human right, gosh.

00:32:01.000 There it is.

00:32:02.000 Gosh, human right, drink.

00:32:03.000 Under that system, by the way.

00:32:07.000 By the way, he's not answering the question.

00:32:08.000 Do you notice that?

00:32:08.000 He's not answering the question at all.

00:32:09.000 The question was, would middle class Americans see a tax raise under a Bernie administration?

00:32:13.000 Hold on a second.

00:32:14.000 Spoiler alert.

00:32:15.000 Yes!

00:32:16.000 The answer should be this. 1.00

00:32:17.000 Of course, you filthy bitch! 1.00

00:32:20.000 Have you seen any of my prior installments? 1.00

00:32:25.000 But that's the dumb thing with these glorified joint press conferences.

00:32:28.000 None of them answer the questions because they're talking to everyone at home. 0.85

00:32:31.000 Right.

00:32:33.000 Wall Street drink.

00:32:34.000 Wall Street drink.

00:32:35.000 Geez! 0.99

00:32:36.000 And billionaire!

00:32:37.000 By the way guys, this is a watch-along, so turn your TV to whatever station, live MSNBC, MSNBC over there.

00:32:43.000 So watch-along on one of the TV's.

00:32:44.000 Here you go, she's asking again.

00:32:48.000 People who have health care under Medicare for all will have no premiums, no deductibles, no medical payments.

00:32:55.000 That has nothing to do with taxes.

00:32:55.000 Oh Lord!

00:32:56.000 Those are private services.

00:32:57.000 Yes.

00:32:57.000 They will pay more in taxes.

00:32:59.000 I understand you asked a question.

00:33:00.000 There you go.

00:33:00.000 They will pay more in taxes.

00:33:01.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:33:02.000 Okay, and here, by the way, this is something that's really important to note.

00:33:04.000 When people say, it's a tax break for the wealthy.

00:33:06.000 Okay, we've talked about this and I think we have this.

00:33:07.000 See if we can bring it up as an overlay at some point.

00:33:10.000 Here tonight.

00:33:10.000 When you look at Americans, and specifically you look at the bottom 20%, not only do they pay nothing in taxes, but when you look at the federal transfers that they see, they pay net negative, meaning federal transfers, welfare, public programs, food stamps, things like that that they get, they pay a net negative of 58%.

00:33:26.000 All the way up through the middle class, there's a net negative that they pay an income tax.

00:33:29.000 Then you have the top 20% pay 30% of their income in taxes.

00:33:34.000 47% of Americans pay no federal income tax whatsoever.

00:33:36.000 So when people say, this is a tax break for the rich, it is necessarily a tax break for that remaining half America who pay taxes and don't have net federal transfers.

00:33:47.000 This is the big lie that they don't want to tell you.

00:33:49.000 That's why Bernie Sanders doesn't want to answer that question.

00:33:52.000 Every single person would have to pay more in taxes.

00:33:54.000 You want to know how someone would pay more in taxes in the middle class? 0.93

00:33:58.000 If they paid 1%, they'd be paying more in taxes.

00:34:00.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:34:01.000 Alright, they're asking Biden.

00:34:02.000 Is he even saying something worth listening to?

00:34:04.000 ...to return dignity to the middle class, they have to have insurance that is covered and they can afford it...

00:34:09.000 That your party, your administration destroyed.

00:34:12.000 ...there's continuing education and they're able to pay for it.

00:34:15.000 And they have to make sure that they're able to...

00:34:18.000 That's a little crazy.

00:34:19.000 That's a lower third.

00:34:20.000 I thought it was a tea kettle.

00:34:21.000 Hold on, I do want to hear what he's saying.

00:34:22.000 Donald Trump has put us in a horrible situation.

00:34:25.000 We do have enormous income inequality.

00:34:32.000 Yeah, Donald Trump has put us in a horrible situation.

00:34:37.000 50 year unemployment low.

00:34:38.000 Highest job participation rate that we've seen in decades.

00:34:40.000 We have more jobs than there are people to fill them.

00:34:44.000 I know that.

00:34:45.000 Here's the thing.

00:34:45.000 Right now, there's no doubt that economic opportunity is better than ever before.

00:34:49.000 The only way, the only way that you don't buy that is if you give in to envy and say, yeah, but that CEO has more.

00:34:57.000 The entire spectrum of answers right now have just been based on the seven deadly sins.

00:35:01.000 It's gluttony, envy, lust, I'm sure.

00:35:04.000 I saw someone looking at Williamson.

00:35:06.000 Someone get Kevin Spacey with the palladium strap on.

00:35:11.000 Okay, hold on.

00:35:12.000 What'd she say?

00:35:13.000 What'd she say?

00:35:14.000 Top 1% drink.

00:35:14.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:35:14.000 That's the drinking sound, by the way.

00:35:16.000 Can we get one of the ladies to... I'm already out. 1.00

00:35:19.000 It's frustrating.

00:35:20.000 That's the drinking sound, by the way.

00:35:22.000 I'm already out.

00:35:24.000 You need a fresh drink?

00:35:26.000 Can we get a refill?

00:35:29.000 What?

00:35:29.000 Hold on a second.

00:35:30.000 have been written in favor of the people who have the most and not in favor of the people

00:35:30.000 People who work the most.

00:35:35.000 who work the most.

00:35:37.000 Which is why I am proposing that we change the tax code so that for every family that

00:35:41.000 is making less than $50,000 a year, they can use the tax code to collect up to $500 a year,

00:35:49.000 Whoa, no.

00:35:50.000 34 hours.

00:35:51.000 That's the average amount of time worked for the average American worker right now.

00:35:51.000 34 hours.

00:35:56.000 I haven't seen a 34-hour week since 20.

00:35:59.000 Wait, what is that?

00:36:00.000 That's a 34-hour work week. 1.00

00:36:01.000 And literally, dumber and dumber, they were mocking them. 0.99

00:36:03.000 They said, they're not a job in this town. 1.00

00:36:04.000 Yeah.

00:36:05.000 Unless you want to work 40 hours a week.

00:36:07.000 And everyone was laughing back then.

00:36:09.000 They think they'll work less than 40 hours a week.

00:36:11.000 Today, the average work week is 34 hours.

00:36:12.000 Wow.

00:36:15.000 That's insane.

00:36:15.000 By the way, she said she was day one.

00:36:17.000 Who is that guy?

00:36:18.000 I don't even know.

00:36:19.000 Who is that man?

00:36:21.000 It's Applejack.

00:36:22.000 You know him.

00:36:23.000 Who is that man?

00:36:26.000 It's Applejack!

00:36:27.000 Come on, you know him, man!

00:36:28.000 Oh, that is Hickenlooper.

00:36:31.000 Hickenlooper!

00:36:33.000 Oh man, that's a rug that would give Frank Luntz a run for his money.

00:36:37.000 Okay, now is this toupee, would you say you approve?

00:36:40.000 Hands up?

00:36:41.000 Disapprove.

00:36:42.000 Approve?

00:36:42.000 Disapprove.

00:36:43.000 Disapproved. Disapproves, have it.

00:36:45.000 We can't promise every American a government job.

00:36:47.000 If you want to get universal health care coverage, I believe that health care is a priority.

00:36:50.000 Can't promise every American government job.

00:36:51.000 Bernie's health care WORKS FOR ME!

00:36:54.000 Universal health care.

00:36:55.000 He said it.

00:36:56.000 Isn't that one of the words?

00:36:57.000 Where's my list?

00:36:59.000 Okay, maybe it's not.

00:37:01.000 It's Colorado, right?

00:37:02.000 Yeah.

00:37:03.000 Former governor of Colorado.

00:37:05.000 Wait, what does this have to do with health care?

00:37:08.000 Look at Yang, he looks so bored.

00:37:11.000 on it right? Yeah. Former governor of Colorado. What does this have to do with... look at

00:37:14.000 Yang he looks so bored. I don't know if that's bored or if that's just resting Asian face. 1.00

00:37:20.000 Where's half Asian lawyer Bill when you need him to really weigh in?

00:37:23.000 I feel like they might have some facial recognition software.

00:37:29.000 Hickenlooper's gonna lose this election because he couldn't be bothered with white strips.

00:37:35.000 It's back to Bernie already?

00:37:37.000 He looks perpetually confused.

00:37:40.000 Really?

00:37:40.000 I'm sorry, what?

00:37:41.000 Oh, really?

00:37:42.000 was 10 points ahead of Donald Trump because the American people understand that Trump 1.00

00:37:42.000 Oh, racist, racist! 1.00

00:37:50.000 is a phony, that Trump is a pathological liar and a racist, and that he was a stand-alone. 1.00

00:38:03.000 Of all the criticisms to lob at Donald Trump, racist is not one of them. 1.00

00:38:06.000 It doesn't work.

00:38:07.000 No one really buys the whole racist thing.

00:38:09.000 There's that one story like 20 years ago in the hotel.

00:38:12.000 Come on.

00:38:13.000 What happened in the hotel? 0.99

00:38:14.000 Is that where he raped his wife? 0.99

00:38:15.000 No. 1.00

00:38:16.000 Oh, gosh.

00:38:17.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:38:18.000 Allegedly.

00:38:20.000 I'm just saying, like, if you toss, if I were a Democrat, I would toss that in there.

00:38:23.000 I'd toss that in there, you know, someone runs a search, there's reasonable doubt, right?

00:38:27.000 I wouldn't, I wouldn't go into racist.

00:38:29.000 No one buys it anymore.

00:38:30.000 Pay attention to me!

00:38:32.000 Right, exactly.

00:38:33.000 Meghan McCain lost weight.

00:38:39.000 Greed is good.

00:38:41.000 Hold on a second.

00:38:44.000 Why is it greedy, right?

00:38:45.000 Why is it greedy for someone who's created jobs and earned wealth to keep it, but it's not greedy for Bernie to take it?

00:38:52.000 Bernie, by the way, let's not act as though when Bernie takes it, he's giving it to charity.

00:38:55.000 Less than 3%.

00:38:57.000 Multi-millionaire, less than 3% to charity.

00:38:59.000 Probably wrote off his underwear donation too.

00:38:59.000 Exactly.

00:39:01.000 Scrooge McDuck thinks he's a prick. 0.96

00:39:05.000 I just can't wait for President Kirsten. 0.96

00:39:12.000 And Vice President Stacey Dash.

00:39:16.000 They're really just throwing out all of these things without any evidence.

00:39:20.000 They're saying these things are bad and I can fix them by changing the economy in this kind of way.

00:39:26.000 Wait, now who's that guy?

00:39:28.000 That's Bennett.

00:39:29.000 We back to Bennett?

00:39:31.000 He's probably high.

00:39:31.000 He's from Colorado.

00:39:32.000 I thought Hickenlooper was Colorado.

00:39:34.000 Senator.

00:39:35.000 Hickenlooper's governor.

00:39:36.000 Former governor.

00:39:37.000 This is a senator. 1.00

00:39:40.000 That's bullshit! 0.98

00:39:42.000 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:39:43.000 That is bullshit. 0.99

00:39:44.000 This is one of the biggest lies that you hear out here. 1.00

00:39:46.000 They say, oh, they talked about this last night.

00:39:47.000 There hasn't been economic growth.

00:39:49.000 First off, there's more economic opportunity today in America than there has been in over half a century.

00:39:54.000 Now what they try to say is, Average earnings hasn't gone up.

00:39:58.000 No, no.

00:39:58.000 What they use is they use a metric, average hourly earnings, okay?

00:40:02.000 And they say that hasn't gone up.

00:40:03.000 It really hasn't gone up that much when adjusted for inflation.

00:40:06.000 It's remained pretty constant.

00:40:07.000 But you know what has gone up 5% year over year?

00:40:09.000 It's average individual income.

00:40:09.000 Huh?

00:40:12.000 That's the important measurement.

00:40:13.000 In other words, for example, everyone here, right, who's worked at this company, Quarter Black Garrett, Audio Wade, Too Cute Maddie, we have Columbia Maddie there.

00:40:19.000 I want to ask about Beto's Spanish in not too long.

00:40:21.000 Right, yeah.

00:40:22.000 They move up within the company.

00:40:24.000 Now, if you're a PA at the company, that job is still worth the same amount.

00:40:27.000 Of course, it gets an increase because of inflation.

00:40:29.000 That being said, people in this company make more money.

00:40:33.000 Flipping burgers at McDonald's is still worth about the same amount.

00:40:36.000 It still presents the same amount of value.

00:40:38.000 But individuals consistently make more.

00:40:41.000 And the reason there's a big difference between average hourly earnings versus individual income is it takes into account how long you've been into a job, how young you are.

00:40:48.000 And the longer you live, the longer you've been at a company, you kind of hit this arc.

00:40:51.000 Right, and I think we have this as an overlay.

00:40:53.000 Too Cute Maddie can bring this up. 1.00

00:40:54.000 There's an arc, and there's a chart that shows people get huge raises at the middle portion of their career.

00:40:59.000 They start off, it stays pretty stagnant.

00:41:00.000 Then they move up, and when they get older, it remains relatively stagnant because now they're in the upper echelon of earnings.

00:41:05.000 This idea that Americans do not earn more is not true, and I want you to tweet me. 0.78

00:41:09.000 Use the Crowder hashtag, Crowder Debate Stream, and let me know if you've worked in the same job for 10 years or more, if you have not seen an increase.

00:41:09.000 Tweet me at Ask Crowder.

00:41:17.000 That's why I don't think this is going to work, because people go, hold on a second, I know that's not true.

00:41:20.000 Yeah, and he's saying that only 10% of Americans are really benefiting from this economy.

00:41:24.000 Are you serious?

00:41:25.000 When unemployment goes down, who do you think got employed?

00:41:27.000 Oh, on Butt Gig, yeah.

00:41:28.000 Student debt.

00:41:29.000 He didn't say get rid of it.

00:41:31.000 Can we have a lower third for Butt Gig? 1.00

00:41:32.000 you ought to be able to refinance your student debt.

00:41:34.000 He didn't say get rid of it.

00:41:35.000 Don't we have a lower third for Buckley?

00:41:36.000 Oh, it's coming in.

00:41:37.000 For low and middle income students, for whom cost could be a barrier.

00:41:40.000 Ah.

00:41:41.000 What did he say?

00:41:43.000 I just don't believe it makes sense to have working class families to subsidize even the children of billionaires. 0.98

00:41:50.000 They pay a net negative of 20-50% in taxes.

00:41:55.000 This is what's crazy to me.

00:41:57.000 Listen, I understand that you don't like billionaires.

00:41:59.000 They have a lot of stuff.

00:41:59.000 I get it, right?

00:42:00.000 People are jealous. 1.00

00:42:01.000 You think they're dicks. 1.00

00:42:01.000 You don't like billionaires. 1.00

00:42:02.000 Understood.

00:42:03.000 But the fact is, an average lower middle class American is being subsidized by the wealthy class.

00:42:09.000 They're not subsidizing billionaires.

00:42:11.000 They're receiving more federal transfers than they're paying in income tax.

00:42:15.000 47% of Americans don't pay federal income taxes.

00:42:18.000 That's what killed Romney's campaign.

00:42:20.000 Remember, everyone got furious with him when he said 47% of Americans don't pay federal income taxes.

00:42:23.000 Mother Jones or whatever.

00:42:23.000 Everyone should pay something.

00:42:25.000 How about two percent?

00:42:25.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:42:26.000 How about two?

00:42:27.000 Guess what?

00:42:27.000 Anything.

00:42:28.000 You'd see an entirely different voting bloc.

00:42:29.000 Yes, you would.

00:42:30.000 For the same reason they don't want there to be voter ID, because they know that they would see an entirely different voting bloc, right?

00:42:36.000 No, we couldn't possibly be bothered to make sure that people are citizens on the census or to vote in the next representative of the United States, the next most powerful leader of the free world.

00:42:44.000 For that same reason, they don't want people to pay taxes.

00:42:48.000 Because if people pay taxes, guess what?

00:42:50.000 Democrats never win again.

00:42:51.000 No.

00:42:52.000 I want to hear this guy.

00:42:54.000 Oh, gang gang!

00:42:56.000 UBI.

00:42:58.000 I like him just because he's a wrestling fan.

00:43:03.000 Sorry?

00:43:07.000 It's difficult to do if you have companies... What?

00:43:09.000 Me so sorry!

00:43:10.000 Don't ask.

00:43:11.000 Me so sorry!

00:43:12.000 ...while they're closing 30% of our stores.

00:43:15.000 Now, we need to put the American people in position to benefit from all these innovations and other parts of the economy.

00:43:19.000 And if we had a value-added tax at even half the European level... Oh gosh, here we go.

00:43:24.000 Taxing again.

00:43:25.000 We need people to see benefits from innovation.

00:43:27.000 Typically, innovation is a benefit in and of itself.

00:43:30.000 Yeah.

00:43:31.000 Millions, huh?

00:43:33.000 Hold on a second.

00:43:36.000 Here's a question.

00:43:38.000 How does that fix it, right?

00:43:40.000 He says, right, people are, you know, these innovations are hurting people, and if we give them $1,000, they'll spend it in their local economies.

00:43:45.000 Or people will take $1,000, they could spend it on anything, they could spend it on drugs, they could spend it on booze, or they could also, as most people are doing now, spend it on Amazon.

00:43:52.000 How do you know they're going to a local craft brewery?

00:43:55.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:43:56.000 Honestly, the market has spoken.

00:43:59.000 People benefit from the innovation.

00:44:00.000 People benefit from the convenience.

00:44:01.000 They don't want you to spend your money the way you want.

00:44:03.000 Bottom line.

00:44:04.000 We want to do the same thing to millions of retail jobs, call

00:44:06.000 center jobs, fast food jobs, truck driving jobs, and on and on through the economy.

00:44:10.000 So, Jerry, if I get you to understand a little bit better, so you're saying $1,000 a month for everyone over

00:44:16.000 18, but a value-added tax so you can spend that $1,000

00:44:22.000 on value-added tax?

00:44:24.000 Well, the value-added tax would end up, you'd still be increasing the power of the bottom 94% 1.00

00:44:31.000 This is why there's Internet Famous, and there's reality.

00:44:37.000 By the way, they tried this, I believe if I'm not mistaken, in Canada and Sweden.

00:44:40.000 Were they Canada-Sweden, Canada-Denmark?

00:44:42.000 And they immediately stopped it.

00:44:43.000 It was a horrible program.

00:44:44.000 Something like 44% of people dropped out from the workforce.

00:44:49.000 Yeah, they were less likely to go to work.

00:44:49.000 Yeah, less likely to go to work.

00:44:51.000 And it was supposed to be a three-year program, and they stopped it after, like, 15 to 18 months, something like that. 0.84

00:44:54.000 It was ridiculous.

00:44:54.000 Yeah, they said, this is not working well.

00:44:56.000 Turns out, giving people free money because some Asian guy said so. 0.58

00:44:58.000 This is a really bad idea.

00:44:59.000 This is really not a good way to run the economy.

00:45:02.000 Turns out.

00:45:02.000 Well, and look, there's a video out there, I think, on Amazon or Netflix about innovation.

00:45:06.000 Now, is he an African or a European Swalwell?

00:45:11.000 I don't know.

00:45:12.000 I don't know what I'm going to interrupt you.

00:45:12.000 I don't know.

00:45:16.000 I don't know.

00:45:17.000 Your point.

00:45:18.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:45:19.000 I, I just think that innovation, it's like, it's like bank tellers being pissed off that ATMs came around, right?

00:45:25.000 It's the, all of these like horse and carriage people basically got pissed off at the car.

00:45:25.000 Right.

00:45:29.000 Did that net jobs to the economy or did it take away?

00:45:29.000 Okay.

00:45:32.000 By the way, we could also have people dig ditches with spoons.

00:45:34.000 You'd have a hell of a lot of that.

00:45:36.000 I remember when I was a kid, I thought the ATM, I just called it the money machine.

00:45:40.000 And I just remember my parents said, we can't afford that.

00:45:42.000 I would say, well, go to the money machine.

00:45:44.000 Interesting fact, Bernie Sanders still thinks that.

00:45:47.000 He never grew out of that, right?

00:45:48.000 He never figured that one out.

00:45:49.000 Hold on a second, this is gonna cost us 18 trillion dollars.

00:45:52.000 JUST GO TO THE MONEY MACHINE!

00:45:54.000 Right.

00:45:55.000 YOU PUNCH IN!

00:45:56.000 NO, NO!

00:45:56.000 Well, hold on a second, I don't think you understand.

00:45:58.000 NO, NO, NO, NO!

00:45:58.000 I don't have anything to withdraw.

00:46:00.000 YOU JUST NEED TO PUNCH IN THE FOUR DIGIT CODE!

00:46:04.000 That's not how it works, Bernie.

00:46:05.000 No, perhaps I'm not explaining myself clearly!

00:46:09.000 There's a machine that gives you money! 0.91

00:46:13.000 One would say that's its sole purpose, is to dispense cold, hard, slutty cash! 1.00

00:46:23.000 Hey look, Biden's on and he's not raping anybody. 0.98

00:46:25.000 Oh, give him time.

00:46:25.000 Yes!

00:46:26.000 Give him time.

00:46:27.000 I was like, I wish he looked at me.

00:46:29.000 Turn it up.

00:46:29.000 I want to hear this.

00:46:30.000 I want to see what the interchange is here.

00:46:31.000 It's called a job.

00:46:31.000 Do you know why?

00:46:32.000 who graduates from high school, 65 out of 100 now need something beyond high school.

00:46:37.000 And we should provide for them to be able to get an education.

00:46:39.000 It's called a job. Thank God there's a surplus.

00:46:41.000 We do not have anyone have to pay back a student debt when they get out.

00:46:50.000 they make less than $25,000 a year.

00:46:53.000 Their debt is frozen.

00:46:54.000 No interest payment until they get beyond that.

00:46:57.000 If you go to college and graduate and make less than $25,000 a year, that is all on you.

00:47:05.000 I took out a $100,000 loan.

00:47:07.000 I can only find a job for 25K.

00:47:09.000 I do like that we went from Hickenlooper's Jafar in the prison teeth to dentures on Biden.

00:47:15.000 It's a very nice contrast.

00:47:17.000 Well, look, he talks about people needing something beyond high school.

00:47:19.000 You know why that became a thing, right?

00:47:20.000 A high school diploma used to mean something in this country, right?

00:47:23.000 And I know there's been innovations and the demand for skills, but then it became college.

00:47:27.000 Okay, everybody has to be shoved into college right now, and we have to subsidize it, which makes all the rates go up, and now you have useless college degrees, so it's post-graduate degrees now that everybody's asking for.

00:47:37.000 Hold on, Bernie's yelling about something.

00:47:41.000 To me, he doesn't look like an angry old man there.

00:47:43.000 That's a good thing.

00:47:46.000 Swallow.

00:47:48.000 Oh Oh

00:47:52.000 Senator Harris, please. We will let you all speak.

00:47:57.000 Senator Harris, would you like to comment on the fact that your career was started by sleeping with a mayor?

00:48:05.000 What?

00:48:05.000 Samosas.

00:48:06.000 We continue on to the next.

00:48:07.000 They don't want to see a food fight.

00:48:07.000 Oh, don't.

00:48:09.000 They want to know how we're going to put food on the table.

00:48:12.000 And she gets an applause for that.

00:48:13.000 Are they going to a break?

00:48:18.000 It sounds like they played a bump.

00:48:22.000 Here's the thing, and I know a lot of young people, right?

00:48:26.000 They're in the Bernie Bros and the Yang Gang. 0.98

00:48:29.000 I really feel like they're pandering to losers tonight.

00:48:31.000 Honestly, here's the big difference between this and Republic. 0.84

00:48:33.000 Whether you like Donald Trump or not, you say he's lying.

00:48:35.000 But guess what?

00:48:35.000 His lie is predicated on the idea... You believe that he's lying to you and telling you that you can be independent.

00:48:40.000 It's great, isn't it?

00:48:41.000 The economy's great.

00:48:41.000 Right?

00:48:43.000 Everyone, you can go out there and make your dreams come true.

00:48:45.000 Like, he's lying!

00:48:46.000 Whereas these people are telling people that they cannot make it.

00:48:49.000 That everything is stacked against them.

00:48:50.000 So even then, what do they have to do?

00:48:51.000 They have to, in order to win your votes, they have to keep you poor.

00:48:55.000 They have to... 0.98

00:48:56.000 Keep you uneducated and fat and a marginalized class. 1.00

00:48:59.000 That's why they keep inventing them by the day.

00:49:01.000 It is remarkable to me.

00:49:02.000 Why are they not talking about the vast majority of Americans who pay off their debt either immediately or don't accrue student debt?

00:49:08.000 Who worked their way through college.

00:49:09.000 What about those people?

00:49:10.000 By the way, you want to talk about people who are paying a net negative income tax because of the federal transfers?

00:49:15.000 They're paying less than they're actually receiving?

00:49:18.000 Let's make students pay 2% income tax.

00:49:21.000 This entire debate thus far has pandered to people who pay no tax, who contribute nothing to this economy.

00:49:28.000 And if you were to watch this, you'd go, hold on a second.

00:49:30.000 I get free school, I get free health care, and a thousand dollars in my pocket.

00:49:34.000 So someone who started watching this debate going, man, I have to make some life decisions.

00:49:37.000 Maybe the underwater gender studies basket weaving at a local college isn't the right way to go. 1.00

00:49:42.000 I should straighten up and fly right.

00:49:43.000 They tune into this and go, no, I'm confident with my choices.

00:49:46.000 People respond to the incentives that they're given, right?

00:49:46.000 I feel good about this.

00:49:49.000 And I know people would say, oh, it's not an easy way out.

00:49:51.000 And they know that.

00:49:52.000 That's why they want to ban Big Ops and Juul cigarettes.

00:49:55.000 Yeah.

00:49:55.000 They want more and more and more government control.

00:49:57.000 They're telling you that you can't make it.

00:49:59.000 Now, we're not talking about the extreme of somebody who has a legitimate reason why they're in poverty and all of the wonderful charity cases out there, or charity, not cases, but charities, out there that help those people.

00:50:10.000 Somebody said, oh, he said the word!

00:50:10.000 What did you say?

00:50:14.000 I melt!

00:50:15.000 Oh, he said it again!

00:50:18.000 That word, don't say that word! 1.00

00:50:20.000 Right?

00:50:21.000 Charity, charity!

00:50:22.000 Oh, God!

00:50:23.000 It burns!

00:50:24.000 We're talking about giving money to everyone.

00:50:27.000 Not everyone, just the people we're going to vote for.

00:50:30.000 No, no.

00:50:30.000 Universal basic income gives it to everyone.

00:50:32.000 Now you end up in a net loss if you're paying a lot of money and you only get $1,000 back, but you're paying $20,000 a year because of the new taxes.

00:50:39.000 You just talked about it being $3 trillion.

00:50:40.000 Don't worry, Bernie has it figured out.

00:50:42.000 And by the way, you know what happens with a VAT tax?

00:50:44.000 If you pay a sales tax for your state, it's on top of that.

00:50:48.000 Name me one place that's ever had a VAT tax that's A, gone down or gone away.

00:50:48.000 And guess what?

00:50:53.000 It never happens.

00:50:54.000 Speaking of VAT, it smells like Brodigan bathed himself in a vat of gin this morning.

00:50:58.000 Yeah, it's been early.

00:51:01.000 It's very similar.

00:51:05.000 I would call it Medicare for all who want it.

00:51:07.000 You take something like Medicare, a flavor of that... In other words, a public option.

00:51:11.000 By the way, Medicare, drink.

00:51:13.000 I just did.

00:51:14.000 I was on it.

00:51:14.000 That will be not only a more inclusive plan, but a more efficient plan than any of the corporate answers out there.

00:51:19.000 It will be a very natural glide path to the single payer environment.

00:51:19.000 Really?

00:51:22.000 To destruction.

00:51:24.000 Glide path right into the wall. 0.57

00:51:27.000 Into the ground, yeah.

00:51:30.000 Just crash and burn.

00:51:32.000 Actually, that's not necessarily true.

00:51:34.000 It is now, for example, in Canada, when I was there in Canada, they weren't allowed to have private sector medicine, right?

00:51:38.000 It actually wasn't allowed.

00:51:39.000 There was a Supreme Court case in 2005, Chauvi versus Quebec, and what happened was there was this guy, Chauvi, who was a doctor.

00:51:44.000 And he was actually treating, this is true, google this right now, Shawee versus Quebec, you can bring this up.

00:51:48.000 So people need to understand the only reason they allowed privatized hospitals, they call

00:51:51.000 them in Canada super hospitals, we call them in the United States hospitals, the only reason

00:51:55.000 they opened them up was because so many people were dying in the face of wait lines, as you

00:51:58.000 see in all socialized healthcare countries, by the way, they won't bring that up on the

00:52:01.000 Young Turks, objective measurements are worse in socialized healthcare countries.

00:52:05.000 People were dying and they said, okay, Dr. Shouey, we'll pay you to take care of us,

00:52:09.000 right?

00:52:10.000 And he did, and he was fine and he was being shut down.

00:52:11.000 And the Supreme Court ruled it is a violation of human rights to not allow people who are

00:52:16.000 essentially dying, right?

00:52:17.000 In our current healthcare system.

00:52:18.000 To pay.

00:52:19.000 To pay for healthcare.

00:52:20.000 And so it opened it up to privatized healthcare because there were a record number of deaths that, by the way, would not have occurred in the United States.

00:52:20.000 Yeah.

00:52:26.000 So this idea that, well, the only reason they allow market-driven insurance in these other countries is because they have to.

00:52:34.000 And it creates a secure system.

00:52:34.000 Because their system fails.

00:52:35.000 Yes, their system fails.

00:52:38.000 How many third world countries became great through socialism?

00:52:41.000 Haiti.

00:52:42.000 Alright, fine.

00:52:44.000 What's the bar on that?

00:52:46.000 Get those thumbs.

00:52:47.000 Secondly.

00:52:47.000 That's what he's talking out of.

00:52:49.000 secondly whether they have private insurance employer insurance or no

00:52:53.000 insurance exchange to medicare like it's at that time he's talking

00:52:58.000 out of you know i mean i i i i literally saw the difference

00:53:01.000 between my dad's health care

00:53:03.000 before obama care that my mom and they have to go to the same issues right 1.00

00:53:08.000 during obama care That's a brave stance.

00:53:11.000 Democrat who opposes the take down Obamacare and then a Republican who wants to get rid

00:53:16.000 of it.

00:53:17.000 Oh that's a brave stance.

00:53:18.000 If I oppose anyone who wants to take down Obamacare.

00:53:22.000 You got any kids?

00:53:23.000 Alright, Bernie's about to get into this.

00:53:27.000 Let's hear this.

00:53:30.000 Vermont had to stop their program.

00:53:31.000 That's what people don't realize.

00:53:32.000 Vermont had basically a socialized healthcare program, a single-payer system, and they said that's not working.

00:53:36.000 Nope.

00:53:37.000 Can't do it.

00:53:38.000 That's a good thing.

00:53:40.000 No.

00:53:40.000 They haven't.

00:53:41.000 They haven't! 0.98

00:53:42.000 They provide crappy health care.

00:53:44.000 It's like saying I provide a free lunch to everybody and it's a ham sandwich or a turkey sandwich. 0.63

00:53:50.000 They haven't.

00:53:51.000 Obviously they haven't and they didn't! 0.99

00:53:53.000 They provide crappy healthcare! 0.84

00:53:54.000 It's like saying I provide a free lunch to everybody and it's a ham sandwich or a turkey sandwich. 1.00

00:53:59.000 By the way, it's actually just human shit in a sandwich! 0.99

00:54:04.000 But you've been provided with a lunch, so don't complain. 1.00

00:54:07.000 Be happy.

00:54:08.000 This is one thing, too.

00:54:09.000 People always say, and you see this on all the leftist websites, they say, well, their healthcare measurements are actually better.

00:54:13.000 We're only ranked 36th or 46th in the United States.

00:54:16.000 We're ranked underneath Colombia and right next to Slovenia, okay? 0.92

00:54:19.000 We're ranked below Cuba, by the way.

00:54:22.000 These measurements come from subjective Yeah.

00:54:25.000 Because it's free!

00:54:26.000 Yeah.

00:54:26.000 People say, yeah, I'm satisfied with my health care.

00:54:27.000 But when you look at it, are you more or less likely to die from serious diseases?

00:54:31.000 What are the wait times?

00:54:32.000 Your best chance, here's a simple fact, OK?

00:54:35.000 If you have a terminal illness, period, if you are on planet Earth, the single biggest

00:54:39.000 determining factor in your survival, whether you're rich, poor, black, or white, is do 0.51

00:54:43.000 you live in the United States?

00:54:44.000 Yeah.

00:54:45.000 That's it.

00:54:47.000 Do we have a flawed system?

00:54:47.000 Sure.

00:54:48.000 Absolutely.

00:54:49.000 But there is no doubt that the quality of care is not only better in the United States, but we're the only country, statistically, pretty much, that provides virtually all medical innovation.

00:54:57.000 Again, but that's a bad thing.

00:54:58.000 That's a bad thing.

00:54:59.000 We're talking about innovation whether it's Amazon or curing polio.

00:55:02.000 Right.

00:55:03.000 Well, and it's a hard thing.

00:55:04.000 It's almost impossible to go back from.

00:55:06.000 Once you switch the system over, It's really hard to build it back up to what it used to be.

00:55:10.000 It's really hard to go back to a system where I can go out and pick my own insurance company, because the insurance companies kind of go away to some degree in that, right?

00:55:17.000 And the hospital system starts to degrade.

00:55:20.000 So if Canada right now wanted to switch everything back over to kind of a free market system, they probably couldn't do it.

00:55:25.000 Oh, hold on!

00:55:26.000 Williamson!

00:55:27.000 Who's this?

00:55:28.000 Yeah, who us?

00:55:28.000 We heard you wrote a book about yoga.

00:55:30.000 Not well, Lester.

00:55:30.000 So?

00:55:30.000 How's it selling?

00:55:31.000 Here's Big Pharma.

00:55:32.000 Why don't you see an SNL?

00:55:32.000 high cost of health care how would you so how's it selling not well Lester

00:55:39.000 with the big pharma that they couldn't negotiate here's the pharma the regular

00:55:43.000 corruption by which multinational you know I want to say that while I agree

00:55:49.000 Oh, you know what?

00:55:49.000 I forgot.

00:55:50.000 We do have to go pretty soon.

00:55:51.000 Hold on.

00:55:51.000 I do want to hear Williamson, and then let's get Ruben on the phone.

00:55:53.000 We have Dave Ruben coming up here.

00:55:54.000 Oh, nice.

00:55:55.000 Again, hashtag Crowder Debate Stream.

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00:56:06.000 Beautiful.

00:56:08.000 Can I get one of the breads with the refill?

00:56:10.000 Fraud?

00:56:13.000 Jeez.

00:56:14.000 Oh, really?

00:56:17.000 Oh.

00:56:20.000 Which could be fixed if you aligned your chakras and rocked in a tantric yogi position.

00:56:26.000 You put hot rocks on your chest.

00:56:27.000 But whatever you do, don't vaccinate yourself!

00:56:30.000 My nationalized healthcare solution... They list author!

00:56:33.000 My national healthcare solution, Chinese cupping. 1.00

00:56:37.000 Fix the national healthcare crisis by getting rid of fracking, sweetheart.

00:56:41.000 It has to do with environmental policies.

00:56:43.000 It has to do with...

00:56:44.000 Yes, yes.

00:56:45.000 No, her time has not expired.

00:56:46.000 Not in her eyes.

00:56:47.000 Fix the national health care crisis by getting rid of fracking, sweetheart. 0.85

00:56:50.000 Yes.

00:56:51.000 Do you want to keep the system that we have in place with Obamacare and build up?

00:56:54.000 I feel like she needs to read Jordan Peterson's book.

00:56:58.000 Let me know when we have Dave Rubin there on the phone.

00:57:00.000 And by the way, you've been hitting the lower thirds there, Garrett?

00:57:02.000 I can't say okay.

00:57:02.000 Oh yeah.

00:57:05.000 Don't forget, we have our black African American culture appropriations.

00:57:09.000 That's true.

00:57:09.000 When they bring up, they're going to talk about reparations here.

00:57:12.000 He looks like he's always sucked on half a lemon. 0.88

00:57:14.000 A little weird. 0.93

00:57:18.000 I don't want you to screw up my healthcare system.

00:57:21.000 Just leave it alone.

00:57:22.000 No, I don't think I need to leave it alone.

00:57:23.000 I do think I need to fix it.

00:57:24.000 No, I mean they need to keep their hands off it.

00:57:25.000 Somebody else who's better equipped to handle this needs to be the one fixing it.

00:57:28.000 Not them.

00:57:29.000 You guys.

00:57:29.000 Leave it alone.

00:57:30.000 Stop.

00:57:30.000 You're screwing it up.

00:57:32.000 says that Canada is single-payer, there are 35 million people in Canada.

00:57:37.000 There are 330 million people in the United States.

00:57:40.000 Oh, that's good math.

00:57:41.000 Easily the number of people- Easily, man!

00:57:43.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:57:45.000 He looks like he had a stroke.

00:57:46.000 Yeah, he does have a stroke face.

00:57:48.000 Hey, we don't know.

00:57:50.000 You don't know?

00:57:50.000 We don't know if we have that.

00:57:51.000 I don't want to go back to that after the dumpster fire fiasco.

00:57:53.000 That was a problem.

00:57:56.000 Dumpster fire!

00:57:57.000 Hit here! 1.00

00:57:58.000 You realize he had shingles.

00:58:01.000 It's still funny.

00:58:03.000 Oh my gosh.

00:58:07.000 His mouth looks like Dana Carvey doing a character.

00:58:10.000 We were talking about cosmetic procedures, man!

00:58:15.000 That is literally the greatest description I've ever heard of anything ever.

00:58:18.000 Doesn't it?

00:58:18.000 It looks like Dana Carvey's mouth.

00:58:20.000 I'd like to go a little longer there, but I won't.

00:58:25.000 Excuse me!

00:58:26.000 Look at the Bernie finger.

00:58:29.000 It looks like the cover of that movie.

00:58:30.000 Was it movie Strangers?

00:58:31.000 Yes.

00:58:32.000 With the hitting the doorbell?

00:58:34.000 That's Bernie's finger. 0.99

00:58:36.000 It's a demon!

00:58:42.000 Now I can't look at Bennett without thinking, like, Master of Disguise 2.

00:58:44.000 2020.

00:58:44.000 Oh, yeah.

00:58:45.000 Green.

00:58:46.000 Green.

00:58:46.000 There we go.

00:58:46.000 2020.

00:58:47.000 ...of healthcare in this country because we'll stop the greed of the insurance companies.

00:58:51.000 Oh, yeah.

00:58:52.000 Greed.

00:58:53.000 Greed.

00:58:54.000 Oh, gosh.

00:58:55.000 There we go.

00:58:56.000 I'm out.

00:58:57.000 Somebody pay attention to me, please!

00:59:00.000 I'm here!

00:59:01.000 Because here's the presumption.

00:59:02.000 Insurance companies, right?

00:59:04.000 They're all greedy.

00:59:06.000 They only have a profit motive.

00:59:07.000 But clearly, everyone on this stage, most of them have never worked in the private sector a day in their life outside of god-lover Williamson, who wrote a wildly unsuccessful book.

00:59:17.000 They all have inherently altruistic motives.

00:59:19.000 So you would have to believe that every single person who works at an insurance company or a health-sharing non-profit, like we use with Liberty Healthcare, right?

00:59:26.000 You would have to believe that all of them are somehow evil, but everyone on this stage and the 42 others on stage last night, because they have a D next to their name, are inherently good-hearted.

00:59:36.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:59:37.000 And know what they're talking about with this stuff.

00:59:38.000 That this would actually work and make the outcomes better for everybody.

00:59:41.000 And that's not true.

00:59:42.000 It's never been proven anywhere.

00:59:44.000 As bad as insurance is, if I hate my insurance, right?

00:59:47.000 All of us probably have different insurance plans.

00:59:49.000 If I hate my insurance, I can go to another plan.

00:59:52.000 That being said, if they are president, certainly Bernie, and certainly... I'm trying to remember who has a Medicare for all versus universal health care versus public options.

01:00:01.000 Half of them.

01:00:01.000 Certainly Bernie, Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris.

01:00:03.000 If they had their way, if the plan sucks, they have nowhere to go.

01:00:06.000 If people would just focus on reducing the cost of healthcare instead of worrying about insurance, that would be better.

01:00:13.000 We have a guest, actually.

01:00:14.000 I'm excited to bring him on.

01:00:17.000 Don't call him Pete Buttgig.

01:00:18.000 We have Dave Rubin on the show.

01:00:20.000 Mr. Rubin, can you hear me, sir?

01:00:22.000 Yes, Crowder.

01:00:24.000 Can you repeat Mayor Pete's last name?

01:00:26.000 One second.

01:00:26.000 Can we get him through the speaker or no?

01:00:27.000 Do I need a headphone?

01:00:28.000 Hold on one second there, Ruben.

01:00:30.000 Is there a way to get him coming out through the speaker?

01:00:33.000 We are working on that.

01:00:34.000 Alright, one second Dave Rubin.

01:00:35.000 For some reason I'm not hearing you for one second.

01:00:37.000 Look at him.

01:00:38.000 And the answer to that question is Butt Gig. 0.60

01:00:40.000 That's how we're pronouncing his name. 0.99

01:00:42.000 By the way, I'm going to get rid of this because I keep clicking this stupid thing. 0.99

01:00:45.000 Hold on one second. 0.99

01:00:46.000 Yeah, his name is Butt Gig.

01:00:47.000 Wow.

01:00:48.000 That's how I pronounce it, just because... Spooty Gig.

01:00:50.000 Yeah, one second.

01:00:51.000 And if not, you can just blare it from your headphones and I can probably hear them there.

01:00:55.000 I want to hear what Butt Gig is saying because that'll be a good segue.

01:00:59.000 And we do ourselves no favors by having 11 million undocumented people in our country be unable to access... We shouldn't have 11 million undocumented people with no pathway to citizenship. 1.00

01:01:13.000 It makes no sense.

01:01:14.000 And the American people... We should have audio.

01:01:16.000 Okay, alright.

01:01:18.000 Senor Dave Rubin, are you there, sir?

01:01:22.000 Crowder, gracias amigo!

01:01:24.000 Como estas?

01:01:25.000 How's your Spanish?

01:01:31.000 Me gusta ti trimmer set at George Clooney.

01:01:41.000 What do you do?

01:01:42.000 Do you just take the trimmer and set it at George Clooney in Syriana?

01:01:45.000 It's always the exact same length.

01:01:48.000 I feel very good about the trim.

01:01:49.000 Well, I wanted to trim nicely for these fine Democratic presidential candidates. 0.97

01:01:53.000 He's well put together.

01:01:55.000 These people who in only a few minutes of watching this thing have taken all of my money.

01:02:00.000 Yes, yes.

01:02:02.000 And about a half, actually no, sorry, it's three-fifths of the American economy.

01:02:06.000 Let me ask you this, Dave, because you've obviously talked about former Libyan of the Young Turks and a progressive.

01:02:10.000 Back when you were more, or I guess a liberal and you're more of a classical, we get it, we get it, we get it, okay?

01:02:16.000 Anyone here, would there have been at any point in your life, anyone up here who you think would have really appealed to you, who you would have voted for?

01:02:22.000 Well, it's funny because last night, which was such an absolute debacle and just not one interesting, remotely decent idea, you know, I tweeted out this thing like, are they banned from saying freedom or liberty or capitalism?

01:02:39.000 Like, did the DNC say you just can't say that?

01:02:44.000 When I was watching it last night, I really realized fully how far off the deep end these guys have gotten.

01:02:49.000 I mean, out of this crew, You know, I had Yang on the show, and I think he's a pretty decent guy and has some interesting ideas.

01:02:55.000 And by the way, he's against $50 minimum wage.

01:02:58.000 It's not for college.

01:02:59.000 I mean, he has some ideas of capitalism with rattling, and I think he's a decent human.

01:03:05.000 You know, Joe is more like an old-school Democrat, which it's not really a point anymore. 0.75

01:03:10.000 Oh, I thought you meant like Kennedy's in that, you know, they rape. 0.88

01:03:16.000 We're not going back to Camelot.

01:03:17.000 No, look, the rest of them, they think government is the answer to everything.

01:03:21.000 They want your money, they think they know how to run their lives.

01:03:23.000 There's no answer to any problem that they don't think involves government.

01:03:27.000 My answer to every problem would be just get the government out of my life.

01:03:31.000 So, you know, here we are, Starman.

01:03:35.000 How do you feel Pete Buttgig represents your community?

01:03:41.000 White people community?

01:03:42.000 Alien? 0.65

01:03:44.000 Uh, I mean, uh, practicing homosexual community. 1.00

01:03:48.000 This is a genuine question.

01:03:50.000 When you got married, Dave, because I've met, by the way, I've spoken with your husband and he's lovely.

01:03:53.000 Have you ever met, he's also named Dave.

01:03:55.000 Sorry, I hope I'm not letting the cat out of the bag, but really fun guy.

01:04:00.000 I want to party with that dude.

01:04:02.000 You're okay too.

01:04:02.000 I've never partied with someone dressed like that, for the record.

01:04:09.000 I have my charm.

01:04:10.000 How did you guys determine, did you both keep your names?

01:04:14.000 Well, technically we could have flipped, right?

01:04:16.000 And I could have taken his last name and he could have taken my last name, which would have been quite bizarre.

01:04:21.000 But no, we didn't do that.

01:04:23.000 He goes by David, anyway, as a first name, and I go by Dave, so, you know.

01:04:27.000 No, I meant last name, because I found out that Pete, his husband, took his name, and so if you go and search him, his husband has a very long last name.

01:04:37.000 You know, listen, this is just a room full of sorry straight guys who are wondering, how does that work? 0.94

01:04:41.000 And it was just an ignorant question.

01:04:43.000 We just decided we were just going to keep our names, and it's all good, and you know. 0.85

01:04:48.000 That makes it easy.

01:04:50.000 Here's the thing, you just mentioned it sort of economically, right?

01:04:52.000 They want to take all of your money and take over the economy.

01:04:55.000 Now, it seems to me when you became more sort of, when you left the left, you say they left you, you sort of came into it more so from a free speech angle, but it seems like you've gotten, I hate to use the word, progressively more sort of economically libertarian or conservative.

01:05:10.000 Is that about right?

01:05:12.000 No, that's completely right.

01:05:13.000 I mean, if anything, that's the one thing I say I've shifted on.

01:05:15.000 Most of the liberal things I believe in are the same things that I've always And if you're a true liberal, you can argue most of your liberal things, say gay marriage and legalizing weed.

01:05:24.000 You can argue them from a libertarian perspective, which I think is much saner, actually.

01:05:28.000 But the one place I shift on, for sure, is economics.

01:05:31.000 I'm a small business owner.

01:05:32.000 I understand how these things operate right now.

01:05:35.000 And by the way, like you, I've talked to Tom Sowell on the show.

01:05:38.000 I've talked to tons of great libertarian and conservative economists.

01:05:43.000 Their policies basically make sense.

01:05:46.000 They're not perfect, but they basically make sense.

01:05:48.000 And they give you the opportunity to do what you want with your money and your life.

01:05:53.000 And these guys all think, I mean, watching it right now, this endless parade, this clown car up there, like, they think that they know how to run your life better than you do.

01:06:02.000 And it's like, if you had a problem, which one of these people would you really want to call?

01:06:05.000 Like, I got a problem.

01:06:07.000 Let me call Kamal. 0.91

01:06:08.000 You know, it's like, actually ridiculous. 0.98

01:06:11.000 I would love to vote for a politician who said, I don't even like you people. 0.97

01:06:15.000 I don't want anything to do with you people.

01:06:17.000 Please never call me.

01:06:19.000 I won't bother.

01:06:20.000 Don't bother me.

01:06:20.000 That's my public.

01:06:21.000 Well, that's pretty much what Donald Trump says.

01:06:23.000 He just says it once you turn your back.

01:06:24.000 I don't like him.

01:06:25.000 I will never shake his head, especially if I have to eat bread.

01:06:29.000 No Ethiopian food today.

01:06:30.000 All right, listen, we do have to go, David, because you didn't eat with your hands.

01:06:33.000 Ethiopian food, all right.

01:06:34.000 I'm dying out here.

01:06:36.000 Dave Rubin, we're going to have you back on the Standard Show.

01:06:38.000 I know you want to get back to your viewing party.

01:06:39.000 We appreciate it, brother.

01:06:40.000 And I'm always interested in hearing your viewpoint.

01:06:42.000 Thank you, man.

01:06:44.000 Crowder, I'm going to go eat Chinese food now.

01:06:46.000 I know you think that somehow makes it gay, but it's just regular Chinese food. 0.95

01:06:49.000 No, it doesn't make it gay, but you know what?

01:06:50.000 It's going to be very much like this debate in that once you're done with it, 15 minutes later, you're going to want to do it all over again.

01:06:56.000 So thank you very much.

01:06:58.000 I'll see you, Dave Rubin.

01:07:01.000 All right, Kamala Harris.

01:07:01.000 Let's go to it.

01:07:02.000 It's really quick.

01:07:02.000 And then we do have to go to a commercial break because I have to pee.

01:07:05.000 Oh, well, there you go.

01:07:06.000 I really like Dave Rubin.

01:07:07.000 He's such a nice guy.

01:07:08.000 He's a nice guy.

01:07:08.000 He took that question in stride, too.

01:07:10.000 He's nice.

01:07:10.000 You know, here's the thing.

01:07:12.000 Obviously, I joke, but these are genuinely curious questions.

01:07:14.000 Like, how many questions have I asked you about being a quarter black? 0.57

01:07:16.000 I'm like, man, when you were being raised, what was that like?

01:07:18.000 Were people surprised?

01:07:19.000 When we talk about bridging the racial divide, you don't have to act colorblind.

01:07:24.000 And the truth is, the only way you learn of these things...

01:07:27.000 Smooth Manny back there.

01:07:29.000 I don't know anything about Columba aside from Shakira and Pablo Escobar.

01:07:32.000 He teaches me, right?

01:07:33.000 That's how it happens.

01:07:34.000 Don't talk about the king.

01:07:36.000 The king?

01:07:37.000 Oh jeez.

01:07:38.000 Alright, let's see what... She's pounding the podium. 1.00

01:07:41.000 Wait, is it just me or she got notably blacker? 0.66

01:07:47.000 She did, she popped out the Ibonics. 1.00

01:07:49.000 Yes, because you came here illegally!

01:07:51.000 Whoa, yes, that was an illegal coming here.

01:07:56.000 Hickenlooper made more like Hickenpooper.

01:07:59.000 You've been holding that in your back pocket, haven't you?

01:08:03.000 Look, watch.

01:08:04.000 It's Jafar in the prison cell. 0.99

01:08:06.000 Watch when Hickenlooper... Look, that is the face of a crazy lady! 1.00

01:08:08.000 That is the face of a crazy lady! 1.00

01:08:10.000 Williamson. 0.99

01:08:11.000 Me?

01:08:11.000 Huh?

01:08:14.000 At least he knows to keep his mouth closed when he's not talking because he's like, just don't show them the chompers.

01:08:19.000 Stop saying that they're all asking for asylum.

01:08:23.000 Doesn't look like Jafar in the Aladdin prison.

01:08:27.000 It does, it has that angle.

01:08:31.000 Vote for John Hickenlooper.

01:08:32.000 He looks like an eagle.

01:08:35.000 By the way, you want to know how you solve the problem when we talk about the crisis right now?

01:08:39.000 The only way you solve it is if you make sure they can't come in. 0.98

01:08:43.000 If you make sure there's a wall.

01:08:44.000 If you make sure you secure our borders.

01:08:46.000 Listen, it's just like not disciplining a kid.

01:08:49.000 It ends up being far worse for them down the line.

01:08:50.000 If you let people in, You have to put them somewhere.

01:08:53.000 You have to do something with these people.

01:08:55.000 And what do they want?

01:08:56.000 They want to just let everyone be granted immunity, become American citizens, and close the books.

01:09:02.000 We're saying, don't let them in in the first place. 0.99

01:09:04.000 And by the way, when we're talking about people in cages, again, that goes back to Clinton and the Flores Consent Policy, which Barack Obama violated because he saw it as an incentive to discourage illegal immigration by caging kids with their parents.

01:09:14.000 I want to make sure we understand this.

01:09:16.000 It was okay when he did it.

01:09:17.000 Yeah, and I know it's increased drastically.

01:09:20.000 They'll say, well, it's increased drastically since Donald Trump became president.

01:09:22.000 Because we had 100,000 illegal immigrants in March.

01:09:24.000 And by the way, do you know why more?

01:09:26.000 Because the economy is better.

01:09:28.000 How do these people talk about the crisis of mass migration while not acknowledging the reason for the crisis of mass migration?

01:09:35.000 And if you've got a problem where you have too many undocumented people that live here, and by the way, that's a problem for them too. 0.98

01:09:41.000 They live in a shadow economy.

01:09:42.000 They can't call on justice to help them if they're being robbed or if they're being exploited in some way because they're living in the shadows.

01:09:48.000 They'd be deported.

01:09:49.000 So they get taken advantage of all of the time.

01:09:51.000 So it's bad for them, it's bad for everybody.

01:09:53.000 The first thing you would do is close the door.

01:09:56.000 You know where they don't have this crisis?

01:09:57.000 Let's just make sure nobody else comes in.

01:09:58.000 Do you know where they don't have this crisis?

01:10:00.000 Finland.

01:10:02.000 You know who figured this out?

01:10:03.000 Israel.

01:10:04.000 They built a wall.

01:10:05.000 What was it?

01:10:05.000 A couple million dollars per mile?

01:10:07.000 They built like a hundred and fifty-ish?

01:10:08.000 Yes, it's not entirely appropriate, you know, because of rockets and terrorists, but I understand the principle.

01:10:12.000 Well, no, I'm just saying they figured it out.

01:10:13.000 They had people coming in that they wanted to make sure didn't come in.

01:10:15.000 They had a problem.

01:10:16.000 They solved that problem.

01:10:17.000 Yes.

01:10:17.000 For the most part, right?

01:10:18.000 What is she saying right now?

01:10:21.000 To buy her book.

01:10:22.000 Crazy things.

01:10:24.000 Something about gays and AIDS and like prayer and just happy thoughts. 1.00

01:10:29.000 She's the kind of crazy broad who would try to cure your HIV with lavender oil. 1.00

01:10:37.000 Just put some tussin' on it. 1.00

01:10:39.000 Just mix some frankincense in your LaCroix!

01:10:44.000 You'll be the next Magic Johnson!

01:10:46.000 What is in my book?

01:10:48.000 Some eucalyptus on your ball sack? 0.83

01:10:51.000 Your syphilis will be a thing of the past!

01:10:54.000 But I've transitioned.

01:10:55.000 Oh, it made it up to!

01:10:57.000 It made it up to $1,155 on Amazon Best Seller!

01:11:01.000 Williamson's one of those people where I see claims and people say things on Twitter, I'm like, I guess that could be true. 0.98

01:11:05.000 I don't know.

01:11:07.000 I'm sorry, I'm out.

01:11:09.000 I'm out.

01:11:09.000 You're out.

01:11:10.000 Thank you very much.

01:11:12.000 Golly, you guys are drinkers.

01:11:13.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:11:15.000 Almost had a woman down. 0.98

01:11:17.000 Careful, careful.

01:11:18.000 Someone's got to give you a fresh one in the kitchen later. 0.64

01:11:21.000 Let's bring up the volume a little bit.

01:11:27.000 Wait, hold on a second.

01:11:29.000 We want to pay for lawyers for every asylum seeker? 0.99

01:11:32.000 So let's rack up the bill right now.

01:11:34.000 Free healthcare, free education, $1,000 for everybody, right?

01:11:38.000 Thank you very much.

01:11:39.000 And now lawyers for illegal immigrants.

01:11:41.000 Yeah.

01:11:42.000 How about this?

01:11:42.000 The first safe country you arrive to is where you have to apply for asylum.

01:11:46.000 First and foremost, if you're not from Mexico and you're applying for asylum, The line starts a little to the south.

01:11:51.000 Yeah, you know what?

01:11:52.000 Apply there.

01:11:52.000 I hate to say it, but that would backfire because there is no safe country.

01:11:55.000 No, Mexico, relatively speaking, is not a war zone, right?

01:11:57.000 They're not a country that is in a state of war.

01:12:00.000 They're not fleeing religious persecution of Mexico.

01:12:02.000 No, and look, there may be drug cartels, but there's still places that you can go.

01:12:06.000 I'm sorry, that's what the rules are.

01:12:07.000 No, I'm talking about, they're talking dogs!

01:12:09.000 Yeah.

01:12:09.000 Talking dogs.

01:12:10.000 What the?

01:12:11.000 Degs? 0.91

01:12:12.000 Like Degs? 0.96

01:12:12.000 Only audio really appreciates this. 0.96

01:12:13.000 It really went right over me.

01:12:14.000 Yeah, thank you.

01:12:15.000 Did it go over you too, though?

01:12:17.000 Why are they raising hands?

01:12:18.000 I just saw Solwell.

01:12:18.000 I imagine it's like, I'm constipated.

01:12:22.000 Anybody need Preparation H?

01:12:23.000 I do!

01:12:26.000 Your presidency is dead, that's true.

01:12:28.000 Really?

01:12:28.000 Cloak?

01:12:28.000 You like to cloak yourself in the stem cells of... Hold on, hold on, hold on.

01:12:33.000 You like to cloak yourself in the stem cells of... Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Really?

01:12:40.000 Oh, really?

01:12:42.000 I'm not a Christian.

01:12:52.000 smile on the division of families at the hands of federal agents.

01:12:56.000 Who said that?

01:12:58.000 Who said that?

01:12:58.000 How about 32-week abortions, Butt Gig, that you support?

01:13:02.000 How about every senator here who voted against the infant-the-baby's-born-alive act, which just guaranteed health care to babies who were already born from surviving botched abortions?

01:13:12.000 Do you think God's smiling on that?

01:13:14.000 Oh, you're saying that God has a problem with rule of law, like borders?

01:13:19.000 Do you think, by the way, do you think God, this is one thing that is remarkable to me, they act like there was no pragmatism in the Bible.

01:13:24.000 Do you think that Jesus didn't have a basic understanding of geography, Jesus of Nazareth?

01:13:32.000 Why do they mention his name?

01:13:34.000 Galilee!

01:13:34.000 When he rode into town in a donkey in the palm of his hand.

01:13:37.000 It is just riddled with geographical and topographic references.

01:13:41.000 Yes, of course.

01:13:42.000 Well, and by the way, I can't believe that he just called on the name of God to say, I can't believe that we would have children separated from their families.

01:13:51.000 That is not Christian. 1.00

01:13:52.000 By the way, drink.

01:13:52.000 Really?

01:13:53.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:13:53.000 I don't want to keep drinking here.

01:13:55.000 You have to.

01:13:56.000 And he said, my party doesn't talk about religion a lot because we believe in the separation of church and state.

01:14:01.000 Really?

01:14:01.000 Apparently you don't know what that is.

01:14:03.000 You better drink.

01:14:04.000 Oh, sorry.

01:14:05.000 I just did my mug.

01:14:06.000 Hey Pete Buttke, here's a copy of the Constitution.

01:14:08.000 Find those words for me.

01:14:09.000 Yeah, thank you very much.

01:14:11.000 It was so that we would not impose a state religion.

01:14:13.000 It's like, you guys don't know anything about history at all. 0.99

01:14:16.000 Probably more likely to roll up the Constitution and stick it on his butthole with a German. 1.00

01:14:21.000 He's gonna say something about Romans. 0.98

01:14:23.000 I'm just saying he looks like Richard Gere.

01:14:25.000 I think we have a Trump tweet here?

01:14:28.000 That's right, our president is tweeting right now. 1.00

01:14:30.000 That's the end of that race and they're gonna go back to, Donald Trump is a racist! 0.99

01:14:32.000 Of course, yes. 0.98

01:14:33.000 unlimited health care. How about taking care of American citizens first? 0.99

01:14:36.000 Exclamation and question mark. That's the end of that race and they're gonna go 1.00

01:14:39.000 back to Donald Trump is a racist! Of course yes yeah because he's pragmatic 0.95

01:14:45.000 about it. Hundred thousand people last month Isn't that the stat that came up?

01:14:49.000 He was obviously talking about the Democratic race for presidency.

01:14:52.000 I guarantee you tomorrow morning that he was talking about Mexicans. 0.79

01:14:56.000 Hey, hold on a second.

01:14:57.000 Gerald, can you move your hat from the clock?

01:14:59.000 I can't see our actual clock.

01:15:01.000 He puts his hat above the clock.

01:15:03.000 Let me put it on the camera.

01:15:04.000 How about that?

01:15:05.000 That work for you? 0.97

01:15:06.000 Shouldn't you have been assassinated by now? 0.82

01:15:08.000 The play is still going on.

01:15:11.000 Can someone get us a flintlock?

01:15:14.000 Where's an assassin when you need one?

01:15:15.000 Here's something that's remarkable to me.

01:15:17.000 You know they talked about Hillary Clinton, right?

01:15:18.000 She was, they said she lost the election and she lost the Midwest, which surprised me.

01:15:23.000 Surprised with Michigan until I realized the cozy relationship that Donald Trump had with

01:15:26.000 sort of pandering to unions, which by the way are the biggest political donors of all

01:15:29.000 time and I think he would lose those same states to Bernie.

01:15:32.000 But the reason, I think Bernie would beat Donald Trump the way Donald Trump beat Hillary

01:15:37.000 I think it's a 50-50 shot.

01:15:37.000 I'm saying if Bernie wins, that's how he wins.

01:15:39.000 I don't think Bernie wins.

01:15:40.000 I don't think Biden has that path to victory.

01:15:42.000 I think Biden loses the same states that Hillary wins. 0.59

01:15:44.000 Now here's what's interesting to me.

01:15:45.000 I think he loses more, yeah.

01:15:45.000 Because they were seen as an elitist party not looking out for the best interests of Americans.

01:15:48.000 Here's what they've done.

01:15:49.000 They've swapped the elitism that you saw with Hillary Clinton, right, and the big donor class, and basically the big democratic elites, and they've swapped that in not looking out for Americans in being an elitist party to illegal immigrants and non-contributors. 0.75

01:16:02.000 So Americans don't I really think that a guy like Bernie Sanders wins New York and California and does horribly in swing states because of his policies.

01:16:18.000 I don't think there's a lot of support for his stuff.

01:16:21.000 I think a lot of the support that he's getting is just like it was last time in the primaries and that's it.

01:16:25.000 Can I just hear what the question is?

01:16:26.000 What are they answering right now?

01:16:28.000 Is their only offense is that person to be we do have Dan Oh my god, we're still on illegal immigration?

01:16:37.000 Yes!

01:16:38.000 Yes!

01:16:38.000 If they came here illegally, they should be deported.

01:16:41.000 Why is this hard?

01:16:42.000 I don't understand this.

01:16:46.000 Heads up, we do have Dan Crenshaw.

01:16:47.000 He sent in a video for us.

01:16:49.000 Oh, we do.

01:16:49.000 That's right.

01:16:50.000 Okay.

01:16:50.000 You know what?

01:16:51.000 Okay.

01:16:51.000 Hold on a second.

01:16:51.000 Since we're going on about immigration, we're going to take a quick break.

01:16:54.000 Again, hashtag Crowder Debate.

01:16:57.000 Oh, we have trivia.

01:16:57.000 So we have some trivia right now.

01:16:59.000 Winner will be announced later on.

01:17:00.000 Winner of the costume contest, winner of trivia, and the person who sends in the most American video you can possibly record.

01:17:06.000 Right now, we're going to a break.

01:17:07.000 Is this Jim Norton?

01:17:08.000 This is.

01:17:09.000 This is Jim Norton, who sent in a video with the most American thing he could... Oh, first trivia is, what cigar did Bill Clinton famously use?

01:17:16.000 Tweet your answers at Ask Crowder.

01:17:18.000 And the winner, I guess we'll probably average it up there at the end.

01:17:22.000 You'll win something.

01:17:23.000 I don't know.

01:17:24.000 We'll take a DNA scraper full of Gerald's half-beard here today.

01:17:27.000 We'll figure.

01:17:28.000 There we go.

01:17:28.000 Jim Norton right now and a quick break with the most American thing you can think of.

01:17:31.000 We'll be back after this with Jon Stossel.

01:17:46.000 I think my favorite thing about being an American, the quality in us that I cherish the most, is how we talk about valuing free speech while at the same time joining a social mob and targeting and trying to CANCEL!

01:18:00.000 CANCEL HIM!

01:18:01.000 CANCEL HIM!

01:18:03.000 Cancel a person who says something we find objectionable.

01:18:06.000 We value free speech, but only our own.

01:18:09.000 I think that's my favorite quality as a nation is our staggering lack of self-awareness. 0.98

01:18:14.000 And despite talking a good game in the end, I did not have the balls to wear this hat. 0.96

01:18:19.000 Happy 4th of July. 0.86

01:18:21.000 From Lady Liberty standing in the harbor to the sheer majesty of the Grand Canyon.

01:18:28.000 All the way to Donald Trump's historic electoral victory.

01:18:32.000 Everywhere you turn is a reminder that this country is better than yours.

01:18:39.000 Our food tastes that much sweeter.

01:18:42.000 Our women are that much hotter. 1.00

01:18:46.000 And our teeth are that much straighter.

01:18:49.000 So please, stop by.

01:18:52.000 Come say hello.

01:18:54.000 Do a keg stand in the parking lot.

01:18:56.000 And join us as we all give a collective middle finger to England.

01:19:01.000 As a reminder that we are never, ever, ever, ever getting back together.

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01:21:08.000 Here's the most American thing I can think of.

01:21:10.000 Assumes his position in the White House. You have no judges.

01:21:18.000 You come as a retired police officer.

01:21:24.000 And we are back.

01:21:31.000 Thank you so much, Jim Norton and Joy Villa.

01:21:34.000 We have Brian Cowan.

01:21:35.000 And who's the Earthworm Jim creator, right?

01:21:37.000 Oh, yeah.

01:21:37.000 What's his name again?

01:21:38.000 Doug TenNapel.

01:21:39.000 Doug TenNapel.

01:21:39.000 I heard a baby crying.

01:21:40.000 Tim from HR, close the second door for now.

01:21:43.000 Treat the studio like a darkroom.

01:21:45.000 Oh my gosh.

01:21:45.000 People bringing their babies here.

01:21:47.000 It's wrong.

01:21:47.000 It's just wrong.

01:21:48.000 How does that even happen these days?

01:21:49.000 Tell you what, that's where I'm hopefully going to get to the Planned Parenthood discussion soon, and you could learn a thing or two.

01:21:54.000 Whoa.

01:21:56.000 That got really dark.

01:21:57.000 This has turned me into a person that I just don't like myself.

01:22:00.000 Maybe I do need Marianne Williamson's book.

01:22:02.000 Maybe a little bit.

01:22:03.000 Maybe it'll help.

01:22:04.000 They're giving Butt Gig a lot of air time, by the way, right now.

01:22:06.000 That's true.

01:22:06.000 All right, let's see what Butt Gig has to say.

01:22:10.000 God hates taxes, okay.

01:22:11.000 Wait, did I just see Biden's hand going up to pick his nose?

01:22:14.000 Wait, what?

01:22:14.000 China is investing so that they could soon be able to run circles around us in artificial

01:22:19.000 intelligence and this president is fixing it on the China relationship as if all that

01:22:23.000 mattered was the export balance on dishwashers.

01:22:26.000 We got a much bigger issue on our hands.

01:22:28.000 But the moment when their authoritarian model is being held up...

01:22:31.000 Look at Biden talking about his fists.

01:22:32.000 He's like, this is what I would do if it were consensual.

01:22:36.000 By the way, you know the biggest issue with China right now is them stealing our intellectual property. 1.00

01:22:40.000 That's one of the arguments we're having.

01:22:43.000 Is something wrong?

01:22:44.000 Oh, did the camera move?

01:22:47.000 Okay.

01:22:47.000 Oh, thank you, Porter Blackbeard.

01:22:48.000 It's gonna be very hard to do in slave garb.

01:22:51.000 Hey, by the way, for people, we are going to be on break.

01:22:55.000 No more live streams until August 1st, so do follow me on Instagram.

01:22:58.000 Is it louder with Crowder on Instagram?

01:22:59.000 It is, sir.

01:23:00.000 Because, yeah, Steven Crowder is taking, uh... Who's a Steven Crowder?

01:23:04.000 They're coming back after this?

01:23:06.000 Wow, we took a break and now they're having a break.

01:23:07.000 We're gonna have Jon Stossel come up in a couple of minutes.

01:23:10.000 It is, oh, by the way, the answer to the trivia.

01:23:12.000 Sorry, I have so many things to go into.

01:23:13.000 What cigar did Bill Clinton famously use?

01:23:15.000 The Grand Reserve Gurkha cigar.

01:23:17.000 Tweet your answers, add us, Crowder.

01:23:20.000 Famously.

01:23:22.000 Not allegedly.

01:23:23.000 Not allegedly.

01:23:24.000 No, it's just well known.

01:23:26.000 Famously.

01:23:26.000 Grand Reserve Gurkha.

01:23:27.000 How many times are you gonna say it?

01:23:29.000 One more time, brother.

01:23:30.000 He's a little stuck on that word.

01:23:37.000 Has anything surprised you yet?

01:23:38.000 Anything so far stood out?

01:23:40.000 Have we been watching it?

01:23:41.000 We have.

01:23:41.000 Hickenlooper's teeth.

01:23:43.000 No, honestly.

01:23:44.000 I am amazed at people who don't even consider looking presidential.

01:23:48.000 It really is remarkable to me.

01:23:49.000 These things matter.

01:23:50.000 I think the funniest thing so far is Yang is like listening and like, wait, what?

01:23:53.000 What'd you say?

01:23:55.000 You know the Dan Crenshaw?

01:23:57.000 Right.

01:23:58.000 We've got the Dan Crenshaw video.

01:23:59.000 You want to do that real quick?

01:24:00.000 Oh, do we have that right?

01:24:00.000 What is a Dan Crenshaw video?

01:24:02.000 Dan Crenshaw sent us in a video so we can go to that.

01:24:04.000 Here's a video from Dan Crenshaw.

01:24:06.000 Is this the most American thing you can think of?

01:24:07.000 No, he was supposed to be here, but Nancy Pelosi screwed it up for everyone.

01:24:10.000 That's true.

01:24:10.000 Nancy Pelosi, she ruined our night.

01:24:12.000 Oh, that's right.

01:24:12.000 She did.

01:24:14.000 I don't like her even more.

01:24:15.000 That's hard to do. 0.90

01:24:15.000 By the way, I'm pretty sure that Nancy Pelosi, like if I had to bet my bottom dollar, she smacked him around like the pharmacist in It's a Wonderful Life with butt gig. 0.90

01:24:26.000 I'm pretty sure that happened.

01:24:27.000 I'm pretty sure that Nancy Pelosi at some point put rat poison in the wrong pill and Pete Buttigieg was like, I know you didn't mean to do it!

01:24:33.000 Was it Mr. Plassie?

01:24:34.000 I know you didn't mean to do it!

01:24:35.000 And she crushed his eustachian tube. 0.99

01:24:37.000 Bam.

01:24:38.000 I just crushed my own.

01:24:39.000 I should have reenacted that!

01:24:41.000 Alright, here's a video from Dan Crenshaw really quickly.

01:24:44.000 You're not going to like it.

01:24:45.000 Hey guys, sorry I couldn't be with you.

01:24:47.000 We had late votes.

01:24:50.000 I hope you are looking forward to another Democrat debate where they can try out their crazy language skills and prove to everybody that they do not in fact speak the language they're trying to speak.

01:25:00.000 That was probably my favorite part from last night's debate.

01:25:04.000 Anyway, happy 4th of July.

01:25:06.000 It's coming up.

01:25:08.000 I want to show you the most American thing I can think of, which is beating our favorite Canadian in deadlifting. 0.99

01:25:16.000 Destroying his best deadlift.

01:25:20.000 Here it is.

01:25:21.000 Ha ha.

01:25:22.000 Wait, is he wearing white or black t-shirts?

01:25:31.000 I don't know.

01:25:32.000 By the way, you just got called out.

01:25:40.000 No, he is stronger than me in the gym.

01:25:42.000 I can't do anything with my wrist.

01:25:44.000 And he's, like, people don't realize this because the camera adds 10 pounds.

01:25:47.000 He's 4 foot 9.

01:25:48.000 If he were next to me... Daniel Crenshaw is a very good looking guy because he was actually an understudy at the CW network.

01:25:57.000 He would be positively dwarfed by Andrew Yang and Pete Buttigieg if he were to stand in the lineup.

01:26:02.000 But you should be stronger if you're bigger.

01:26:03.000 Matter of fact, that's actually how he got his job.

01:26:05.000 Dan Crenshaw, did you know this, Representative Dan Crenshaw?

01:26:07.000 He was actually picked out, he was just at the police station, was in a lineup when Pete Buttgig committed the sexual assault.

01:26:14.000 And Dan Crenshaw just happened to be there because they matched size.

01:26:17.000 But the person said, I know it can't be Dan Crenshaw, that guy's far too little.

01:26:20.000 It's Buttgig. 1.00

01:26:22.000 He's not 4'9".

01:26:23.000 That's all I'm saying.

01:26:24.000 I still love you.

01:26:24.000 That's all I'm trying to say.

01:26:26.000 He calls you out and you resort to insults.

01:26:28.000 I think we know who would win.

01:26:30.000 I know Dan Crenshaw, but he's doing the deadlift.

01:26:32.000 You know why?

01:26:32.000 Because he can't do the squat challenge because he has poor depth perception.

01:26:38.000 And we're bringing in the weights now.

01:26:39.000 There they are, right over there.

01:26:40.000 By the way, though, you got so much crap for the squatting technique, even though it was correct.

01:26:44.000 I really hope he comes back on the show because that's probably the meanest joke you can make about Dan Crenshaw. 0.82

01:26:49.000 We love you, Dan.

01:26:50.000 We love you, Dan Crenshaw. 1.00

01:26:51.000 No, I mean, he got crap for his deadlift, but lots of compliments on your ass. 1.00

01:26:54.000 That's true. 1.00

01:26:55.000 Well, he's squatting his... I believe the word was thick, with two C's.

01:26:59.000 Yeah, that's the word that's often used.

01:27:01.000 Okay, so do follow me on Instagram, they just took three commercial breaks in rapid succession. 0.99

01:27:06.000 Well, they're realizing that their show sucks. 0.97

01:27:08.000 Which, by the way, here's something else that I find funny. 0.98

01:27:10.000 Cut to break, quick! 0.62

01:27:11.000 They'll be coming back.

01:27:11.000 Yeah, can we get Jon Stossel on here?

01:27:12.000 We're going to have Jon Stossel up in a minute.

01:27:14.000 One thing that I do find funny is they have Rachel Maddow on.

01:27:18.000 Did they say Chris Matthews and Rachel Maddow?

01:27:20.000 Who's doing it tonight?

01:27:20.000 She was on yesterday.

01:27:21.000 Matthews was on earlier today, right before.

01:27:23.000 Okay, but they said Maddow.

01:27:24.000 Remember when people were upset that Candy Crowley asked a biased question to Mitt Romney?

01:27:30.000 Now they're having people like Maddow.

01:27:33.000 They've just thrown off and they aren't even trying.

01:27:36.000 I think the difference there is that was during the presidential.

01:27:38.000 Yeah.

01:27:39.000 The other thing is, you know, I don't have a problem with Rachel Maddow moderating a Democrat debate, but if Sean Hannity moderated a Republican debate, Rachel Maddow would go bananas. 1.00

01:27:47.000 Yeah.

01:27:47.000 It's true.

01:27:49.000 Honestly, that'd be the better way to do it.

01:27:50.000 Have somebody from the other side ask the opposing party a pointed question instead of these softball layups that we're hearing here.

01:27:56.000 One on the right, one on the left.

01:27:56.000 And now for Chuck Todd.

01:27:58.000 Guess which one's the man.

01:28:00.000 Let's hear them.

01:28:01.000 I actually think Rachel Maddow is pretty good at her job. 1.00

01:28:04.000 I think she's sharp.

01:28:06.000 I think she expresses the leftist point of view pretty effectively.

01:28:08.000 I think she's wrong.

01:28:09.000 But I actually think that Rachel Maddow is probably the best amongst the left today.

01:28:13.000 Yeah, we can grab stuff.

01:28:15.000 I do want to hear them though for a couple of seconds.

01:28:17.000 Don't worry, the audience reaction, that would require enthusiasm.

01:28:20.000 Every person will be able to comment on everything, but the less audience reaction there is, the

01:28:25.000 more time they will all get.

01:28:27.000 Don't worry, the audience reaction, that would require enthusiasm. 0.99

01:28:29.000 Please clap, because these answers suck. 0.98

01:28:32.000 Please clap. 0.99

01:28:33.000 Even though we know that.

01:28:35.000 Buttigieg.

01:28:36.000 And we have John Stossel.

01:28:39.000 We have John Stossel.

01:28:40.000 All right.

01:28:41.000 Senior, this is actually, you know, when people ask me, they talk about our show, obviously

01:28:44.000 not tonight, this is a live debate, but they say, what has influenced your program?

01:28:48.000 If you had to describe it, what I always say is the two biggest influences, early David

01:28:52.000 Letterman and this man, John Stossel, because I used to watch the Gimme a Break segments

01:28:56.000 after TGIF, and I was a kid, I didn't know what conservatism was, and just when he would

01:29:03.000 Give me a break.

01:29:04.000 I like this guy.

01:29:05.000 I don't know what it is about him.

01:29:06.000 And then I bought his book immediately.

01:29:08.000 So one of the biggest influences of this show.

01:29:10.000 I don't know if he'll be proud of that or ashamed.

01:29:12.000 Mr. John Sosso, thank you for being here, sir.

01:29:15.000 Happy to be here.

01:29:16.000 But what's a conservative?

01:29:18.000 I'm a libertarian.

01:29:19.000 I don't know what you... I'm sorry.

01:29:21.000 We had Dave Rubin on before, and he said classical liberal and all this stuff.

01:29:26.000 So, okay, libertarian.

01:29:28.000 I apologize.

01:29:30.000 By the way, when I said David Letterman and Stossel, I meant Letterman and Hugh Downs.

01:29:36.000 I misspoke.

01:29:38.000 Are you watching this tonight, Mr. Stossel?

01:29:41.000 Off and on.

01:29:41.000 I took a relief break to walk the dog, but yeah, I've been watching.

01:29:46.000 And what has been your read on this watching thus far? 0.96

01:29:52.000 I hate them all!

01:29:54.000 That doesn't sound very libertarian. 1.00

01:29:55.000 I hate politicians.

01:29:57.000 They just pander.

01:29:58.000 They just offer people free stuff. 1.00

01:30:01.000 They're economically so ignorant. 1.00

01:30:04.000 It just makes me hate politicians even more. 1.00

01:30:07.000 Well, we can tally up the bill, right, tonight.

01:30:09.000 We have free health care for all.

01:30:11.000 We have free college for all.

01:30:12.000 And then we have lawyers for all asylum seekers.

01:30:16.000 Yeah, I could do that for one of my new five-minute videos, which is what I do now every week.

01:30:20.000 You're probably going to have some sort of installment here in the future

01:30:23.000 tallying up this bill. That seems right up your alley, just adding this up and having a receipt.

01:30:27.000 Yeah, I could do that for one of my new five-minute videos, which is what I do now every

01:30:33.000 week. But before we go into that, I would like to know, who's the guy to your left?

01:30:39.000 This is John Brodigan, one of my writers.

01:30:42.000 Wonderful man.

01:30:42.000 He is George Washington, but it's not the Washington you know.

01:30:45.000 This is President Washington, not General Washington.

01:30:48.000 And he's also drunk.

01:30:49.000 Yes.

01:30:49.000 A little bit.

01:30:52.000 Well, I'm stone-cold sober, which is not a good way to watch.

01:30:59.000 We need to play our drinking game.

01:31:00.000 Do you know how much I know about you, John Stossel?

01:31:02.000 This is gonna creep you out, okay?

01:31:05.000 I know how you keep fit, okay?

01:31:07.000 Volleyball.

01:31:09.000 I know that when you get home... Beach volleyball.

01:31:11.000 Yes, beach volleyball.

01:31:12.000 Sorry, I'm sorry.

01:31:12.000 I didn't know the rules set.

01:31:14.000 The best of the volleys.

01:31:16.000 Because it uses your stabilizing muscles.

01:31:17.000 That's how he keeps us felt.

01:31:19.000 I know that people are jealous of your metabolism because when you come home after work, you've talked about how you eat as much popcorn and chocolate as you want.

01:31:26.000 Do you still do that, by the way?

01:31:29.000 I do, but I don't eat breakfast, so I don't eat anything at the one until my upload goes down.

01:31:35.000 Yeah, that makes it okay.

01:31:36.000 I just remember reading everything.

01:31:38.000 I was a voracious reader of your books when I was a kid.

01:31:41.000 Good judgment.

01:31:42.000 Yes, yes!

01:31:45.000 Well, this is what happened after we watched Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and then 2020 would come on, and I remember going, oh, that's the guy who probably pisses everyone else off at the ABC halls.

01:31:56.000 Now, where can people see your five-minute videos you were talking about, Jon Stossel?

01:31:59.000 Where's the best place for people to see it?

01:32:02.000 Just Google Jon Stossel.

01:32:04.000 We make a video every week.

01:32:06.000 It's nice and concise, like the old gimme-a-break days, not the long It looks like this is some kind of homemade makeshift Raelian cult back there. 0.99

01:32:15.000 Is that the guru?

01:32:15.000 what you need to know.

01:32:17.000 But we're still working on the lighting here.

01:32:20.000 Yeah, I was gonna say, I didn't...

01:32:22.000 Opened up behind you.

01:32:23.000 It looks like this is some kind of a homemade makeshift Raelian cult back there. 0.88

01:32:30.000 Is that the guru?

01:32:32.000 Is that Marianne Williamson's guru behind you?

01:32:35.000 Is it Williamson?

01:32:37.000 This is my new assistant, Rebecca.

01:32:38.000 She's a libertarian.

01:32:39.000 We just don't know.

01:32:42.000 I'm in my apartment.

01:32:43.000 Oh, that's better.

01:32:45.000 Lighting is new to me.

01:32:47.000 Working on Skype and all that.

01:32:49.000 Yeah.

01:32:50.000 It's newfangled technology, John.

01:32:54.000 These things change.

01:32:55.000 That being said, you are light years ahead of Bernie.

01:32:58.000 Let me ask you this.

01:32:58.000 Final question, because we do have to get going pretty soon.

01:33:01.000 And by the way, we just checked.

01:33:03.000 If you Google John Stah in Google, Google immediately suggests John Stossel Illuminati.

01:33:08.000 So don't do that.

01:33:10.000 Let's give him the direct plug. 0.63

01:33:11.000 That was foreseeable.

01:33:11.000 Yeah, James O'Keefe kind of had a lead on that.

01:33:14.000 I'd worry about any searches in Google.

01:33:15.000 Who do you think is the nominee?

01:33:17.000 Or do you think it's too early to tell, Mr. Stossel?

01:33:21.000 Well, it's clearly too early to tell, and who I think is sort of irrelevant.

01:33:27.000 But the best guide is not the polls, but the bettors.

01:33:31.000 Because anybody can say, I think it's this person.

01:33:33.000 But the people who put their money where their mouths are, if you get enough of those people, and you go to the bookies and calculate the odds. It's not

01:33:42.000 perfect, but it's the most accurate predictor. And I'm just putting it up on my phone.

01:33:47.000 It's hard to see here, isn't it?

01:33:48.000 It's very hard to see.

01:33:49.000 Electionbettingodds.com. It says Biden's a 27%.

01:33:55.000 He's down 1.2% in the last hour, though I didn't think he'd done so badly.

01:34:01.000 Elizabeth Warren is up.

01:34:03.000 I guess she thought to do well last night.

01:34:06.000 It's 16% way behind.

01:34:08.000 Harris at 14% way behind.

01:34:11.000 So have you placed a bet yourself?

01:34:14.000 Say again?

01:34:15.000 Have you placed a bet yourself?

01:34:18.000 No, we Americans can't legally do it except small amounts unpredicted.

01:34:22.000 Yeah, but you're libertarian.

01:34:23.000 Since when has that stopped you?

01:34:27.000 We do try to obey the laws while we complain about them.

01:34:31.000 No, you guys pretty much just talk about pot and bitcoin.

01:34:34.000 But, uh, no, I, uh, I, uh... What is pot?

01:34:38.000 All drugs should be legal.

01:34:39.000 Once you're an adult, it should be your right to ingest Whatever the hell you want.

01:34:43.000 John Stossel in the house!

01:34:46.000 Not only that, but I remember I made the argument at a Thanksgiving table, I can't remember which book it was in, where you were the one who introduced me to this, that someone should be allowed to sell their kidney if they want to.

01:34:55.000 And I think you made the point that when you think of a kidney donor, or you think of an organ donor, the surgeon is making money, the person who's receiving the transplant is obviously benefiting from it, the only person who is not compensated in this transaction is the one who's giving up an organ.

01:35:09.000 And that made me become more libertarian.

01:35:12.000 That's true.

01:35:12.000 Well, whatever works, because another good example, lots of people die because something like a hundred thousand people are waiting for kidneys.

01:35:21.000 And we have donors who do it out of altruism, but it's not enough.

01:35:26.000 So why not give people money?

01:35:28.000 They say, oh, poor people will make bad decisions.

01:35:31.000 Well, poor people have free will, too, and if somebody wants to say, I'd rather have $70,000 than one of my kidneys, let them.

01:35:39.000 Yeah.

01:35:41.000 I don't know how that works with Medicare for All at that point.

01:35:43.000 It just seems like a free-for-all, where basically you wake up in a tub full of ice and a sore back.

01:35:47.000 All right.

01:35:47.000 We do have to get going.

01:35:48.000 We're having a lower third there.

01:35:49.000 Mr. Stossel, for people to go find your content, we want to have you back on the show soon.

01:35:52.000 I really appreciate you making the time.

01:35:54.000 Fix the stone cold sober.

01:35:56.000 Go mix it up, sir.

01:35:58.000 I'll do what I can.

01:35:59.000 I have to talk to you.

01:36:00.000 Thank you very much.

01:36:01.000 Be well.

01:36:01.000 And it looks like Harris, let's bring this up, is getting into it with Biden?

01:36:05.000 They look like they're battle ramping.

01:36:17.000 You supported Irish terrorists?! 0.88

01:36:19.000 I'm the guy that extended the Voting Rights Act for 25 years.

01:36:23.000 We got to the place where we got 98 out of 98 votes in the United States Senate doing it.

01:36:28.000 I've also argued very strongly that we in fact deal with the notion of denying people access to the ballot box.

01:36:36.000 I agree that everybody wants to...

01:36:38.000 Wait, we do that?

01:36:39.000 My time's up, I'm sorry.

01:36:40.000 Thank you, Vice President.

01:36:41.000 Yeah, your time is up because that was going nowhere.

01:36:43.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:36:44.000 My time's up, I'm sorry.

01:36:45.000 ...the day you launched your campaign.

01:36:46.000 It's like someone who's doing the fight, like, hold me back, hold me back.

01:36:49.000 Ah, I can't.

01:36:50.000 Nobody holds you back.

01:36:51.000 Oh, man.

01:36:52.000 Oh, nobody's here.

01:36:53.000 I would have nailed that kid.

01:36:54.000 ...Democrats are very excited by the diversity of this field, on this stage...

01:36:58.000 Diversity drink.

01:36:59.000 There it is.

01:37:00.000 Alright, hang on.

01:37:02.000 I need one of the broads, I'm out. 1.00

01:37:04.000 Bring up, back up the drinking rules there real quick there, Quarterback Garrett, if we can, for people who don't know.

01:37:08.000 Hashtag CrowderDebateStream.

01:37:10.000 A lot of words.

01:37:11.000 Alright, let's see what Bernie hits here.

01:37:15.000 We encourage diversity.

01:37:17.000 That's a good thing.

01:37:17.000 We believe in diversity.

01:37:18.000 Diversity, twice.

01:37:19.000 That's what America is about.

01:37:22.000 But in addition to diversity... Oh, three times, three times.

01:37:25.000 ...in terms of having more people from the LGBTQ... LGBTQ!

01:37:28.000 Oh my god!

01:37:28.000 The GBLTQ!

01:37:29.000 This is a social justice phrase and then I, like... Oh no!

01:37:31.000 They're all gonna have alcohol poisoning.

01:37:33.000 Let's bring out a tribute.

01:37:34.000 Let's bring out a tribute.

01:37:35.000 Oh boy, here we go.

01:37:35.000 That's been the social justice phrase for the night.

01:37:39.000 Oh, baby! 0.98

01:37:39.000 What the hell, dude? 0.98

01:37:42.000 It's in my career list! 0.98

01:37:43.000 Cover your mugs!

01:37:44.000 It's so girthy!

01:37:45.000 It's just a giant white vessel.

01:37:50.000 I think we popped a light.

01:37:51.000 Alright, listen, that was a social justice warrior phrase of the night.

01:37:54.000 You hit nine of the drinking game words.

01:37:56.000 Everyone at home, send in what you're drinking.

01:37:58.000 I think, are you helping him there, Gerald, or no?

01:38:00.000 No, no, they got it, they got it.

01:38:01.000 Alright, Maximus the PA, are you ready, sir?

01:38:03.000 Not doing a thing.

01:38:05.000 Alright, and here we go, Social Justice Warrior Phrase of the Night.

01:38:08.000 Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go Let's see, I'm going to try my best Joe Biden.

01:38:30.000 See how this works out.

01:38:30.000 Is he OK?

01:38:31.000 Yeah, but she's over the age of 18. 1.00

01:38:33.000 She is? 0.92

01:38:36.000 Oh, man.

01:38:37.000 Is he doing all right over there?

01:38:39.000 Is he OK?

01:38:39.000 Wow.

01:38:39.000 Max, Mr. P.A.

01:38:40.000 had a, by the way.

01:38:41.000 He had an experience.

01:38:42.000 Max, Mr. P.A.

01:38:42.000 had a concussion two weeks ago.

01:38:44.000 He did.

01:38:44.000 Last week from playing Juan Valdez.

01:38:47.000 He fell off the donkey.

01:38:48.000 It's dangerous being you.

01:38:49.000 Or working for you, sorry, I should say. 0.99

01:38:52.000 Abe Lincoln, you horndog. 1.00

01:38:54.000 But I suppose you have to get it somewhere, considering your wife's a horrible person. 1.00

01:38:58.000 She's a bitch, I'm just gonna say it! 1.00

01:39:02.000 Not my wife, Abe Lincoln's wife! 1.00

01:39:04.000 Who are you, Tourette's guy? 1.00

01:39:06.000 She's a bitch! 1.00

01:39:07.000 I mean, the guy had half the country against him and his wife, okay? 1.00

01:39:13.000 Played by Sally Field!

01:39:14.000 It was a tough one.

01:39:16.000 She was no peach. 1.00

01:39:18.000 Thank you.

01:39:18.000 Woah, woah.

01:39:19.000 It's getting a little closer there.

01:39:21.000 You are so getting assessed, Danny, when you get home.

01:39:23.000 I am!

01:39:24.000 Alright, I feel like in solidarity this is too Maximus to be I have to drink something here.

01:39:28.000 What the hell are you testing?

01:39:35.000 This is clearly the least dusty thing in the room! 0.95

01:39:39.000 Dust his head.

01:39:40.000 Alright, alright pumpkin, that's enough.

01:39:41.000 She has the right amount of head. 1.00

01:39:48.000 You know why you should be mad?

01:39:49.000 Oh my gosh.

01:39:49.000 Is that this is how we make a living.

01:39:51.000 Yes.

01:39:53.000 Just think, if they were talking substantive policy, we couldn't do this.

01:39:57.000 We'd actually have to listen to what they're saying.

01:39:59.000 Oh, they're talking about gerrymandering?

01:40:01.000 Yeah.

01:40:02.000 Here's the thing, I do have a problem with gerrymandering.

01:40:05.000 I really do.

01:40:05.000 Yeah, I do too.

01:40:06.000 That being said, someone is going to determine... Is that a racist term?

01:40:09.000 The line.

01:40:09.000 Someone's going to determine... Again, we're back to geography.

01:40:12.000 They don't believe that people should have to be citizens to vote effectively.

01:40:15.000 Yes.

01:40:16.000 So don't try and get all high and mighty when you talk about changing voting demographics when you don't believe that someone should have to present the same ID they would if they wanted to purchase this keg to vote for the leader of the free world.

01:40:25.000 Or to go and check out a book in the library.

01:40:28.000 Right.

01:40:28.000 Or get on an airplane, perhaps.

01:40:31.000 Come on.

01:40:31.000 I just get annoyed because a lot of people who think gerrymandering is the biggest issue only discovered it in 2010.

01:40:37.000 We haven't been politically gerrymandering states.

01:40:42.000 We have for a long time.

01:40:45.000 There are districts in New York City that I swear cut through apartment buildings.

01:40:50.000 No, it makes sense.

01:40:51.000 I get it.

01:40:52.000 If you change a district, I get it, right?

01:40:54.000 They don't like it.

01:40:55.000 But sometimes it does make sense to change a district.

01:40:58.000 The dynamics change a little bit.

01:40:59.000 So, go for it.

01:41:00.000 I don't care.

01:41:02.000 And they didn't say, the Supreme Court didn't say anything other than we're not gonna, we're not gonna rule on this.

01:41:06.000 Just send it back down.

01:41:07.000 I will say though, the reason I think, because John Stossel was talking about, maybe we can bring the volume up a little bit, the reason Joe Biden lost some points, this is kind of king of the hill, and everyone's going after him, not because he's at the top, but you know what?

01:41:16.000 It's pretty easy to attack Joe Biden.

01:41:18.000 Here's why.

01:41:19.000 Because there's a contrast between Barack Obama and Donald Trump, and everyone knows that that's a weak spot because the country was in a much worse situation with Barack Obama's president. So by proxy they

01:41:28.000 can copy-paste that onto Joe Biden. Right now he's having to defend all of

01:41:31.000 Obama's crappy policy.

01:41:33.000 Yeah, and that'll be the thing that brings him down if he gets the nomination. 0.96

01:41:38.000 One of the things. By the way, don't you love that Barack Obama didn't endorse him and he's like,

01:41:40.000 I didn't want him to! I told him specifically, I said, don't you endorse me, Barack!

01:41:45.000 And then I walked on down to Amy's Diner.

01:41:51.000 Doesn't a sitting president usually not endorse?

01:41:57.000 Huh?

01:41:58.000 I don't think Reagan and Dorsey are doing the Bush 42 point thing.

01:42:03.000 It does get a little dicey.

01:42:05.000 The West Wing addressed this, Stephen.

01:42:06.000 But he's not the sitting president, Barack Obama.

01:42:09.000 No, are you talking about now or are you talking about before?

01:42:12.000 No, I'm talking about now.

01:42:13.000 Oh, okay, gotcha, yeah, yeah.

01:42:14.000 I'm talking about now.

01:42:15.000 Now he's fine.

01:42:15.000 Barack Obama won't endorse you.

01:42:16.000 No, you're right, you're right, you're right.

01:42:17.000 Well, I think it's too early for an endorsement anyway, right?

01:42:19.000 So if he comes down to, like, the last four or five people, then I wouldn't be surprised to see it.

01:42:23.000 Well, listen, he could goose him along a little bit.

01:42:25.000 Well, he's doing fine by himself.

01:42:26.000 He doesn't need it.

01:42:27.000 So what happens if you're Obama and you endorse him and all of a sudden he loses?

01:42:30.000 Like, you gotta pick between the people you didn't endorse to endorse?

01:42:33.000 I mean, it can be a little embarrassing. 0.99

01:42:35.000 Oh, shut up. 1.00

01:42:39.000 Oh, the Koch brothers. 1.00

01:42:40.000 The Koch brothers can't stand Donald Trump.

01:42:41.000 And they can't catch a break here, either.

01:42:43.000 They're like perpetually the people calling out, like, ah, son of a gun, they mentioned this again.

01:42:47.000 Did you notice yesterday, when they asked Cory Booker to name specific companies, he said Amazon and Halliburton.

01:42:52.000 It's like, what?

01:42:53.000 Halliburton?

01:42:54.000 Halliburton pays? 1.00

01:42:55.000 How far back did you have to reach for that asshole? 1.00

01:42:58.000 Like, Halliburton. 1.00

01:42:59.000 I remember when George Bush was president, that was the category.

01:43:01.000 Halliburton!

01:43:02.000 Yeah, but what about Halliburton?

01:43:04.000 Halliburton, Dick Cheney.

01:43:07.000 I didn't know Seth Rogen was moderating this.

01:43:08.000 since 1973.

01:43:09.000 OK, abortion. 1.00

01:43:10.000 Here we go.

01:43:11.000 Is God writing this?

01:43:12.000 We got to hear this.

01:43:13.000 This is abortion. 1.00

01:43:14.000 Republican controlled states have passed laws to severely restrict or even ban abortion.

01:43:18.000 Which makes sense.

01:43:18.000 One of those laws could very well make it to the Supreme Court during your presidency

01:43:23.000 if you're elected president.

01:43:24.000 What is your plan if Roe is struck down in the court while you're president?

01:43:29.000 Well, my plan is somebody who believes for a start that a woman's right to control her own body 1.00

01:43:36.000 is a constitutional right.

01:43:38.000 It's a good thing.

01:43:39.000 That government and politicians should not infringe on that right.

01:43:43.000 By the way, this is something they talk about.

01:43:45.000 Let's be really clear about this.

01:43:46.000 They're trying to set up this narrative that these states are extreme.

01:43:50.000 These states are extreme because they have heartbeat bills or they have some kind of restrictions on abortion.

01:43:55.000 By the way, I think one state doesn't make exceptions for rape and incest and the other ones do.

01:44:00.000 Georgia, that's right.

01:44:00.000 It's tough to keep track of Georgia, Alabama.

01:44:03.000 What he just said is, no restrictions on abortion period.

01:44:06.000 Bernie Sanders believes in abortion up to nine months if it's inside the birth canal.

01:44:12.000 And keep in mind, every single person on the stage who had the ability to vote, voted against the Babies Born Alive Act.

01:44:19.000 Which simply would protect babies who had already survived abortions and already been born.

01:44:23.000 So while they try to portray this as though the heartbeat bill is super extreme, let's be clear here.

01:44:28.000 These people, many of whom receive all kinds of funding from pro-abortion organizations, Planned Parenthood themselves, pushed against any rollbacks to abortion just to 20 weeks.

01:44:37.000 Every single person who could vote on this, on this stage, supports abortion up until the moment of birth, and in many cases, after.

01:44:45.000 After birth, if they've survived an attempted abortion.

01:44:48.000 So let's be clear about who the extremist is here.

01:44:50.000 That's most important.

01:44:51.000 And if you're one of those people that is going down to the border for a photo shoot in an all-white outfit, crying with rage, AMC.

01:44:58.000 $1,000 watch at a parking lot.

01:45:00.000 Yeah, at a parking lot that turned out not to be the thing.

01:45:02.000 If you're upset about people having migrant children being kept in cages, quote unquote, you better be pissed off about a child being born and left on a table to die. 0.86

01:45:12.000 There is no Excusing that.

01:45:16.000 There's no consistency.

01:45:18.000 And by the way, on abortion, aren't we one of like 10 countries in the world that allow it after 20 weeks?

01:45:24.000 Yeah, we're one of the only countries.

01:45:25.000 And North Korea and China are on the list?

01:45:28.000 North Korea and China, we're one of very, very few countries who actually have abortion as far as we do.

01:45:33.000 Including, by the way, most nations in Europe end it well before most states do.

01:45:37.000 And people act as though that's some kind of crazy right-wing talking point.

01:45:39.000 That's only because of how far the left is.

01:45:41.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:45:42.000 Well, and it's this false premise that we're trying to control women's bodies. 1.00

01:45:45.000 No, we're just trying to say, don't kill babies.

01:45:46.000 Please, just don't kill babies.

01:45:47.000 I want to hear Williamson's opinion on this.

01:45:49.000 I feel like she would support, like, live dolphin birth.

01:45:51.000 Yeah.

01:45:52.000 Where you're like, give birth. 0.99

01:45:54.000 Nature knows how to help you take its course.

01:45:56.000 And like, they would have dolphins.

01:45:57.000 That was an actual thing, where they would have dolphins deliver babies. 0.89

01:45:59.000 Really?

01:46:00.000 Yeah, but then the dolphins started stealing kids.

01:46:02.000 What is this, Shape of Water?

01:46:03.000 And like... The dolphins started stealing kids.

01:46:06.000 Did they really?

01:46:07.000 Dolphins are pricks.

01:46:08.000 They were remote controlled by Biden.

01:46:12.000 No, it's an actual thing.

01:46:13.000 Dolphin bird.

01:46:13.000 Look it up.

01:46:13.000 Not you.

01:46:14.000 Definitely not you.

01:46:14.000 I mean, here's honestly, honestly, let's be real.

01:46:15.000 They just kind of gave that one to Trump.

01:46:17.000 Who do you want when that door closes? 1.00

01:46:19.000 Not you.

01:46:20.000 Definitely not you.

01:46:21.000 I mean here's the thing, honestly, let's be real.

01:46:24.000 They just kind of gave that one to Trump.

01:46:26.000 You're saying, who would you want to negotiate a deal?

01:46:29.000 Maybe the guy who wrote Art of the Deal?

01:46:31.000 The whole premise of this question is wrong.

01:46:33.000 It says, okay, if Roe gets overturned in the what?

01:46:36.000 I'm sorry, in the... Oh!

01:46:38.000 The co-equal branch of government that handles this?

01:46:41.000 The courts?

01:46:42.000 You can't do anything.

01:46:44.000 All they're gonna do, basically, is say it goes back to the states.

01:46:47.000 That's it.

01:46:47.000 They're gonna give the states full power to take care of it.

01:46:50.000 It also shows how little Bernie knows about the law.

01:46:51.000 There is no constitutional right to abortion.

01:46:53.000 It's about privacy law.

01:46:54.000 If you look at the Constitution!

01:46:57.000 Oh, climate change.

01:46:58.000 Crisis!

01:46:58.000 It's worse.

01:46:58.000 That's two.

01:47:03.000 Ten years.

01:47:06.000 No.

01:47:06.000 Oh, science fiction?

01:47:10.000 You mean like chopping off your cock and calling yourself a woman? 1.00

01:47:13.000 Right. 1.00

01:47:13.000 Is that what you mean? 1.00

01:47:14.000 You mean like Florida was supposed to be gone by now? 0.97

01:47:15.000 Where everyone looks like a Space Odyssey Spielberg alien with just a cup and no genitalia? 0.67

01:47:20.000 That kind of science fiction? 0.77

01:47:21.000 Is that what you're talking about?

01:47:22.000 Oh, no, no!

01:47:23.000 You mean the guy who doesn't believe the people who said that Florida was going to be gone and we would have record Great Lake droughts?

01:47:28.000 Record highs!

01:47:29.000 And by the way, sea level's pretty much fine in Florida.

01:47:31.000 I'm pretty sure Florida's still there, last I checked.

01:47:35.000 Oh, come on! 0.99

01:47:37.000 Here's what you should be saying.

01:47:41.000 You want to save migrants who are at the border, right? 0.94

01:47:43.000 You want to save them.

01:47:44.000 By the way, people who are basically staying at a Holiday Inn Express, OK?

01:47:48.000 It's like NASA camp, because they have to use some of that cheap plastic blanket.

01:47:51.000 I know.

01:47:51.000 I went to space camp as a kid.

01:47:52.000 It's not very comfortable.

01:47:53.000 It's like putting a microwave food top cover on you as a blanket.

01:47:56.000 They're like, this is what the space men use.

01:47:58.000 And here's some dried ice cream. 0.97

01:47:59.000 I'm like, this sucks. 0.90

01:48:00.000 I want to go home. 0.96

01:48:01.000 Point is, I understand their plight.

01:48:03.000 But she just said she wants to bring us back.

01:48:05.000 Into the Paris Accord.

01:48:07.000 The Kyoto Protocol Paris Accord.

01:48:08.000 It was the Montreal Agreement, Kyoto Protocol, and Paris Accord.

01:48:12.000 Guess what?

01:48:13.000 You'll be killing millions of people from third world countries. 1.00

01:48:16.000 Now, of course, what is that when you look at things like the carbon tax?

01:48:19.000 That's passed on.

01:48:19.000 A lot of people don't know this.

01:48:20.000 Guess who that gets passed on to?

01:48:22.000 People who disproportionately pay for energy, heating, gas.

01:48:25.000 Middle class people.

01:48:26.000 So middle class people will be hit by things like the Paris Accord more than anyone else in this country.

01:48:31.000 We're talking about the billionaire class.

01:48:32.000 But guess who's going to be hit more than American middle class?

01:48:35.000 People in third world countries who have to work an entire month just so they can have enough fuel to hopefully cook a can of beans over an ironing board, put over a barrel garbage can fire. 1.00

01:48:45.000 These people don't understand.

01:48:46.000 It would be catastrophic.

01:48:47.000 It will kill people.

01:48:48.000 And it will reduce carbon emissions.

01:48:49.000 It would cost trillions of dollars and scientists, hold on we need to go back to science because that's what she said, scientists have even come out and said this won't solve the problem even if everybody does every single thing that we've said to do.

01:49:00.000 And by the way, China?

01:49:01.000 is in no way, shape, or form going to do everything that they were told to do.

01:49:05.000 They're going to do nothing.

01:49:06.000 They're going to be like, oh, we're not all real loving.

01:49:09.000 I listen to the science guy, OK?

01:49:11.000 He knows what he's talking about.

01:49:12.000 We can't get them to raise kids paid at a Nike factory by a nickel.

01:49:15.000 And we're supposed to believe that they're going to completely stop, halt, full stop their industrial revolution?

01:49:22.000 Yeah, we'll get right on that.

01:49:23.000 Hey, I tell you what, have your Yang Gang call my Yang Gang. 0.93

01:49:29.000 They're going to start hacking to get Yang in.

01:49:31.000 That's the new story.

01:49:31.000 Hey, this is Andrew Yang.

01:49:32.000 Oh, no, habla espanol. 1.00

01:49:34.000 He's so fucking stupid. 1.00

01:49:39.000 Why is Buckingham getting so much time? 1.00

01:49:43.000 He really is.

01:49:43.000 He keeps saying local communities.

01:49:45.000 He's like the wannabe craft brew of the candidates.

01:49:48.000 Well, he's what?

01:49:49.000 He's the governor of Indiana, right?

01:49:50.000 Yeah.

01:49:51.000 There's only one major city.

01:49:52.000 The rest are just local small towns, okay?

01:49:55.000 I spent some time up there.

01:49:55.000 What are you trying to say?

01:49:56.000 I didn't want to do his viral conditions.

01:49:57.000 I'm saying Indiana is just... What?

01:49:59.000 What are you trying to say?

01:50:01.000 I'm trying to say that he doesn't have any major cities.

01:50:02.000 Indianapolis doesn't count.

01:50:04.000 Gary?

01:50:05.000 Gary is the murder capital of the world?

01:50:08.000 Really?

01:50:09.000 Per capita?

01:50:10.000 Is that one Hickenlooper or Bennett?

01:50:12.000 This is Hickenlooper.

01:50:13.000 That's Hickenlooper, okay.

01:50:13.000 Okay, let's see what he has to say.

01:50:14.000 I didn't mean 10 or 12 years and Hickenlooper didn't get the memo.

01:50:30.000 They're just preparing it.

01:50:34.000 Wind and solar! 0.96

01:50:38.000 Let's talk about wind and solar.

01:50:39.000 It doesn't work.

01:50:40.000 You can look to Germany and France as an example.

01:50:43.000 Germany tried to make all their energy come from renewal.

01:50:44.000 This is the thing.

01:50:45.000 All of us here want the earth to be cleaner. Yes. All of us think you shouldn't be throwing your crap out the window

01:50:50.000 We've got yes that being said Germany tried to move to renewables namely wind and solar guess what it didn't work 0.95

01:50:54.000 They have power brownouts and then they have power Surpluses because you can't have a battery grid that works

01:50:58.000 to store that kind of power They have to sell it a net negative price compare that to

01:51:02.000 France who's mostly what now what now what now everyone say together?

01:51:05.000 nuclear energy and they're almost entirely energy independent

01:51:08.000 By the way, nuclear energy uses 300 times less, creates 300 times less toxic waste per unit energy, right, that it created, than solar.

01:51:20.000 And by the way, radioactive isotopes have a half-life.

01:51:24.000 Yeah.

01:51:25.000 The toxic landfill that's created from solar, how do you think they get these unbelievably expensive rare materials, the mining that they do?

01:51:33.000 It doesn't work.

01:51:34.000 This is a great example here.

01:51:36.000 If they wanted to talk about safe, independent, or if they want to talk about energy independence, I think we have a Hopper here.

01:51:45.000 Hopper and his American flag.

01:51:48.000 Now I'm distracted because my dog is just adorable. 0.92

01:51:52.000 Hey buddy, I know you love the United States, but the problem is they're going to say you're a white supremacist.

01:51:56.000 Look, you don't want to watch the movie Chernobyl, the series Chernobyl on HBO and think that tells you everything that you need to know about nuclear.

01:52:02.000 Go to a country that actually does it and implements it and does it safely and does it effectively.

01:52:06.000 Read up Chernobyl is the worst after.

01:52:08.000 Read up Chernobyl, Fukushima.

01:52:10.000 Actually, you know what?

01:52:11.000 I think I have this written down because I haven't really gone to any of these sources here.

01:52:15.000 I did some prep, believe it or not.

01:52:17.000 You have, uh... I don't know where it's at in here, but it's one of those things.

01:52:22.000 But it's actually safer.

01:52:23.000 Lots and lots and lots and lots of people die.

01:52:25.000 There's a number, I think, that you're going to be able to pull up, a statistic that shows that a lot more people die from the other things.

01:52:29.000 Okay, guess what the death rate is.

01:52:31.000 Guess what the death rate is for solar, okay?

01:52:34.000 Solar and wind compared to nuclear.

01:52:36.000 Five.

01:52:37.000 Five.

01:52:37.000 Guess how many times higher it is than nuclear per kilowatt hour created.

01:52:40.000 I'm gonna go with ten.

01:52:42.000 Four thousand times higher.

01:52:43.000 Wow!

01:52:44.000 Yeah, this comes from four.

01:52:45.000 So that's a lot higher than ten.

01:52:46.000 The death rate is four thousand times higher for wind and solar than for nuclear power plants.

01:52:53.000 Most of the fallout from Chernobyl in these places, there was a possibility that some people had thyroid cancer.

01:53:00.000 But the deaths that occur, Think of the different steps in erecting these solar panels and wind turbines.

01:53:07.000 The mining needed for the materials.

01:53:09.000 The repairs.

01:53:10.000 The fact is, it doesn't work.

01:53:12.000 It's unreliable.

01:53:13.000 It's expensive.

01:53:14.000 Nuclear creates no waste, virtually.

01:53:16.000 Basically, waste can be stored for just a small amount of time.

01:53:19.000 And it creates no carbon emissions.

01:53:21.000 And there are plants that can actually recycle part of that waste and reuse it.

01:53:24.000 So they cut down big time on the waste.

01:53:25.000 And if you're worried about Chernobyl saying that thousands and thousands of people died or were affected by it, they were, but guess what?

01:53:31.000 No, no, there were not thousands of people who died.

01:53:33.000 Yes, there were.

01:53:34.000 No, there were not.

01:53:35.000 There were less than a hundred attributable to the actual explosion, but afterwards there were thousands of people that had their lives cut short.

01:53:41.000 They revised those numbers.

01:53:42.000 They didn't revise them down to a thousand.

01:53:43.000 But let me make my point.

01:53:44.000 My point is, it was Soviet-controlled Russia.

01:53:48.000 They didn't do anything right. 1.00

01:53:50.000 The problem with this is that they didn't want to look stupid. 1.00

01:53:52.000 Don't throw that to Bernie. 1.00

01:53:53.000 He's like, DON'T SOIL MY HONEYMOON!

01:53:57.000 It was a horrible, like, if it happened in France, it wouldn't be the same thing.

01:54:00.000 They would call in world experts.

01:54:02.000 It wasn't a sheet!

01:54:03.000 It was just a USSR flag with a hole in it!

01:54:08.000 It was just Bernie having some bad gas after burritos, right?

01:54:10.000 Yeah.

01:54:10.000 Jeez.

01:54:11.000 So, you can be done well.

01:54:13.000 And it can save a lot of money and save a lot of lives.

01:54:15.000 Hold on.

01:54:15.000 Williamson, say something crazy.

01:54:17.000 Oh, here we go.

01:54:17.000 Doing nothing.

01:54:18.000 Oh, yoga.

01:54:18.000 I have had a career not making the political plans, but I have had a career...

01:54:22.000 Doing nothing.

01:54:23.000 ...heart-sensing the inspiration and the motivation and the excitement of people.

01:54:26.000 Thank you, Ms. Flameson.

01:54:27.000 Masses of people.

01:54:28.000 When we know... 1.00

01:54:29.000 That was a, please shut up. 0.85

01:54:30.000 ...we are going to turn from... 0.62

01:54:31.000 I have had a career motivating people.

01:54:33.000 That's like if a personal trainer were running for president.

01:54:36.000 Oh, she said Green New Deal.

01:54:38.000 She said Green New Deal, sorry.

01:54:40.000 Drink.

01:54:41.000 Drink.

01:54:42.000 Have we heard from Andrew Yang since the first question?

01:54:44.000 No.

01:54:45.000 He's sitting over there a little stunned still.

01:54:46.000 Huh?

01:54:47.000 I'm just confused.

01:54:48.000 You know what?

01:54:49.000 We could cut to the concentration camp, Cam.

01:54:50.000 Oh, yeah.

01:54:51.000 You know, actually we do have that right now.

01:54:52.000 Most American thing we can think of.

01:54:53.000 Let's go live really quickly to the concentration camp. 0.79

01:54:56.000 I need to go to the United States.

01:55:00.000 I want to go back to Nicaragua.

01:55:05.000 Mommy! 1.00

01:55:06.000 You know, it almost seems as though a propeller cap would be impractical given the harsh climate that he had to traverse.

01:55:13.000 But the lollipop, it's a great addition.

01:55:15.000 It almost seems as though it shouldn't be one's first choice.

01:55:19.000 It almost would be a giveaway.

01:55:21.000 And make noise, probably.

01:55:22.000 It could almost make one more visible.

01:55:23.000 Stop it.

01:55:27.000 You and shiny things.

01:55:28.000 Oh, Swallow.

01:55:29.000 Let's listen.

01:55:31.000 African-European Swallow. 0.91

01:55:32.000 Are they closing?

01:55:34.000 Climate change and the lack of economic mobility.

01:55:38.000 and the lack of my ability to speak.

01:55:40.000 ...a family bill of rights that includes a national pay leave plan,

01:55:43.000 universal pre-K, affordable daycare...

01:55:46.000 She's just saying stuff that she wants for herself.

01:55:48.000 I want my reparations, man.

01:55:49.000 Yeah.

01:55:50.000 That's true.

01:55:50.000 Which Donald Trump did.

01:55:51.000 Oh, guns.

01:55:51.000 You just don't like guns.

01:55:52.000 So passing a middle class and working families tax cut.

01:55:56.000 Which Donald Trump did.

01:55:57.000 Taka, guns.

01:55:58.000 Reparations.

01:55:59.000 Oh guns.

01:56:00.000 You just don't like guns.

01:56:01.000 I'm giving you credit for the first thing you said about tax cuts.

01:56:04.000 Senator Sanders first changed the premise that there's only one or two issues out there.

01:56:09.000 I'm not saying there's one or two.

01:56:11.000 This country faces enormous crises.

01:56:12.000 Senator Sanders.

01:56:13.000 He's not going to stop. 0.56

01:56:14.000 He's getting older and crazier.

01:56:18.000 He's like the guy who's at the Bob Evans early bird special. 0.99

01:56:22.000 You're like, you can't say that about black people right now. 0.97

01:56:25.000 You have to keep quiet.

01:56:25.000 Are you sure?

01:56:26.000 Bullcrap. 0.94

01:56:26.000 Wouldn't happen. 0.94

01:56:27.000 Wouldn't happen. 0.98

01:56:27.000 You're a joke. 0.98

01:56:27.000 The first thing I would do is make sure that we defeat Donald Trump. 0.98

01:56:30.000 of 196 nations to commit to deal with climate change. 0.98

01:56:35.000 Bullcrap. 0.85

01:56:36.000 Wouldn't happen. 0.98

01:56:37.000 I don't buy that.

01:56:38.000 Wouldn't happen. 0.81

01:56:39.000 You're a joke.

01:56:40.000 The first thing I would do is make sure that we defeat Donald Trump, period. 0.92

01:56:46.000 Well, that's your first day in office.

01:56:48.000 That's your plan, man?

01:56:49.000 That's the question!

01:56:49.000 First day in office, what would you do?

01:56:51.000 I'd kick kick in the crap out of Donald Trump. 1.00

01:56:53.000 Pete Buttigieg's like, I'd lay a big wet one on my husband. 1.00

01:56:56.000 What?

01:56:57.000 Why am I talking?

01:56:59.000 Mr. Yang, I'd pass a $1,000 freedom dividend for every American adult starting at age 18, which would speed us up on climate change, because if you get the boot off of people's throats, they'll focus on climate change.

01:57:10.000 All right, wax off, you're done.

01:57:12.000 Yang Yang.

01:57:12.000 He's out of this one now.

01:57:14.000 She's a homeless lady. 1.00

01:57:15.000 They put makeup on her and a dress. 0.93

01:57:16.000 I would pronounce it well before the election to make sure we don't re-elect the worst president

01:57:20.000 in American history. 0.90

01:57:21.000 Yeah, well, tell that to the economy, dummy. 0.99

01:57:22.000 Wait, is she deaf? 0.99

01:57:23.000 No.

01:57:24.000 Oh, she's a homeless lady. 1.00

01:57:25.000 They put makeup on her, and a dress.

01:57:26.000 I want everyone to know that you too can go from pooping in streets to being on the Bay

01:57:41.000 Stage.

01:57:42.000 What?

01:57:43.000 You're not even from San Francisco!

01:57:44.000 You know what would make it great for people to grow up?

01:57:46.000 There was one? 0.99

01:57:47.000 You know, a great country for people... if you don't kill them when they're about to be born. 1.00

01:57:50.000 That would be fantastic for children. 1.00

01:57:51.000 Alright, good.

01:57:52.000 This is perfect.

01:57:52.000 We're gonna go to a quick break.

01:57:54.000 We have some trivia before we go to the break.

01:57:55.000 By the way, send in your videos.

01:57:56.000 The most American thing you can think of.

01:57:58.000 Costume contest winners.

01:57:59.000 We'll be reading them pretty soon.

01:58:00.000 Boom! 0.99

01:58:00.000 Trivia before the break is who freed the slaves? 0.99

01:58:04.000 American trivia.

01:58:05.000 We'll be back after this short break.

01:58:06.000 Not you.

01:58:07.000 Stop it.

01:58:18.000 Louder with Crowder Mug Club.

01:58:20.000 Chael Sonnen here.

01:58:21.000 Just want to wish you all a very happy 4th of July.

01:58:24.000 And it's a great time to think about what you're proud of when it comes to being American.

01:58:30.000 And I can tell you, I am very proud that our nation is the most generous and compassionate nation in the history of the human species.

01:58:41.000 We will create things like vaccines and share them with other countries, including our enemies.

01:58:47.000 Pest resistant crops that could have caused starvation throughout many different continents.

01:58:55.000 But we're happy to share that.

01:58:56.000 Even our military power.

01:58:58.000 While we could destroy any other culture or country on the face of the earth, America Does not, has not, and will not, because we have made a moral obligation to help, and to continue to help.

01:59:13.000 And at the end, that's really who we are.

01:59:17.000 Shhh!

01:59:19.000 This is the first time I've ever seen a person die.

01:59:22.000 I'm not sure why I'm doing this.

02:00:01.000 Stop playing games with your personal protection.

02:00:04.000 Try the Walther today.

02:00:06.000 See what I did there with the stop playing games?

02:00:10.000 Walther's happy about it.

02:00:15.000 Let's all go to the merch shop.

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02:00:39.000 Mug Club!

02:00:42.000 Let's all go to the merch shop and buy ourselves some swag! 1.00

02:00:51.000 Happy f**k! 0.99

02:00:51.000 American culture is a product of constant... 0.99

02:00:56.000 And radical cultural appropriation.

02:00:58.000 We're a great country because all these cultures get together and they learn from each other.

02:01:02.000 They have what's called idea sex. 0.99

02:01:05.000 Yeah, and I'll tell you what that makes.

02:01:06.000 That makes for great innovations, but also super good food.

02:01:11.000 Ever eat a burrito?

02:01:12.000 You take rice from China.

02:01:14.000 That's where it started.

02:01:15.000 Or maybe India, but who cares? 1.00

02:01:17.000 Then you take You take meat, like cow, from the old world, and then you take tomatoes and peppers from the new world, you know, like South America, the Andes, wherever.

02:01:28.000 Then you take cheese, which they say started in Turkey, but don't tell the Swiss that, and don't tell the French that either!

02:01:34.000 Oh my God, I don't want to start a cheese war.

02:01:36.000 Either way, put it all together, wrap it in a flour or corn tortilla, and you got yourself a Mexican burrito.

02:01:43.000 Yummy, yummy.

02:01:44.000 So, hooray! 0.94

02:01:46.000 For delicious cultural appropriation. 0.99

02:01:48.000 I'm a food slut! 1.00

02:01:49.000 Put all your food in my mouth at the same time! 1.00

02:01:55.000 Hey, it's moving day!

02:01:57.000 Woo! 0.99

02:02:25.000 Oh, where am I?

02:02:27.000 I've taken a vacation.

02:02:29.000 I'm in the Bahamas.

02:02:31.000 Oh no!

02:02:32.000 It's Mordor!

02:02:33.000 I gotta take the ring to the... Mount Doom!

02:02:37.000 Oh no!

02:02:38.000 Oh, thank you.

02:02:39.000 Morning. I'm in a...

02:02:41.000 Hey.

02:02:42.000 Oh, thank you.

02:03:11.000 Ow. You alright?

02:03:13.000 I'm good, no.

02:03:14.000 Ow. 0.99

02:03:24.000 Keesma Z Wetlaubt and Boss, Captain Joe Rock Mesem I used Melsa Rock Mesm

02:03:31.000 Frankie! 1.00

02:03:33.000 French but im fukin goon Samek'z 1.00

02:03:35.000 ... 0.62

02:03:43.000 Long, when I have plucked the rose.

02:03:49.000 Long and still, for that which longer nurseth the deceased.

02:03:53.000 In faith, I do not love thee.

02:03:56.000 Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

02:04:00.000 When I have plucked the rose.

02:04:05.000 For that which longer nurses the diseased.

02:04:07.000 In faith, I do not love thee.

02:04:08.000 Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

02:04:09.000 Tis better to have love and loss, Than never to have love at all.

02:04:11.000 me shall I compare me to a summer's day?

02:04:16.000 It's better to have love and loss Than never to have love at all

02:04:24.000 Cheer up my lads, cheer up my lads It's better to have love and loss

02:04:32.000 You can't have faith, not broken, safe and small Moving from topic to topic, no one had a chance to

02:04:38.000 interrupt, it was quite hypnotic. Incredibly unbroken sentence, moving from topic to topic, no one had a chance

02:04:46.000 to interrupt, it was quite hypnotic.

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02:05:25.000 Happy 4th of July, louder with Crowder Moklop.

02:05:28.000 Here's the most American thing I can think of.

02:05:30.000 Me!

02:05:31.000 I mean, come on, you're looking at a guy who immigrated from Holland to the United States with his family to live the American dream and I'm doing it.

02:05:37.000 Listen, I'm even making a video right now for one of the greatest shows in America.

02:05:42.000 Too bad I can't watch football because that's pretty American, right?

02:05:44.000 Because I'm in Holland right now.

02:05:45.000 But guess what?

02:05:46.000 I'm watching ladies soccer.

02:05:49.000 And soccer is pronounced voetbal.

02:05:51.000 I'll take it.

02:05:52.000 Happy 4th, everybody.

02:05:52.000 Godspeed and party on!

02:06:01.000 Thank you Bob Struden and Brian Callen.

02:06:03.000 By the way, let's bring up the drinking rules here really quickly so people can see.

02:06:07.000 Everyone here is three sheets to the wind.

02:06:09.000 There you go, you have to take a drink every single time.

02:06:11.000 Like we said, this is the last installment of a live stream until August 1st.

02:06:15.000 We're going to have long-form episodes, change my mind, here next week.

02:06:19.000 Follow me on Instagram, LadoTheCracker.

02:06:21.000 Listen, I'm not gonna lie, this is a It's been, it's been a night.

02:06:28.000 What else do we need to say?

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02:06:35.000 And so the Young Turks, after we just crossed 4 million, they know by the time, by the time we get to September, October, we're coming for you Armenian genocide! 0.78

02:06:44.000 What else was I, was I about to mention anything else?

02:06:46.000 Oh, you know what?

02:06:47.000 Trivia.

02:06:48.000 Trivia answer.

02:06:48.000 Before we get back to debates.

02:06:50.000 Who freed the slaves? 0.99

02:06:51.000 Draymond Green and the commissioner of the NBA.

02:06:54.000 Oh, because they don't have owners anymore.

02:06:56.000 They do not have owners.

02:06:57.000 Trick question!

02:06:58.000 They have governors, much like the governor of Virginia.

02:07:01.000 Yes, but LeBron James is a business owner still.

02:07:04.000 Before we get back to Pete Buttigieg, who looks as though he just had a... What is it called?

02:07:10.000 Warheads.

02:07:11.000 A lemon sour warhead.

02:07:12.000 Too Cute Maddie has some new Mug Club join-ups. 1.00

02:07:14.000 Let's see these real quick.

02:07:15.000 Some Mug Club join-ups.

02:07:17.000 Very nice.

02:07:18.000 Oh, Fiery Red.

02:07:19.000 Thank you, Kirk.

02:07:19.000 There we go.

02:07:19.000 Oh wait, that was a cigar.

02:07:20.000 That was the answer.

02:07:21.000 Just join Mug Club.

02:07:22.000 Adolfo, gee, thank you so much.

02:07:24.000 Your mug will not get there soon because we are backordered.

02:07:26.000 Yeah, unfortunately.

02:07:27.000 We're sorry.

02:07:28.000 And what's this?

02:07:29.000 Most American.

02:07:30.000 Oh, Most American.

02:07:30.000 Thank you.

02:07:31.000 Thank you for joining Mug Club.

02:07:31.000 We appreciate it.

02:07:32.000 That's true.

02:07:33.000 That is the most American.

02:07:34.000 Thank you so much.

02:07:35.000 That's what keeps this show going.

02:07:35.000 That's the only reason we're able to do this, because if it gets removed, you can watch it in the blaze.

02:07:39.000 And what else?

02:07:39.000 We have, really quickly, we have to hit the costume contest winners.

02:07:42.000 We do.

02:07:42.000 Costume contest winners for Cultural Appropriation Month are...

02:07:46.000 Runners up.

02:07:48.000 Okay, Donald Trump. 0.98

02:07:49.000 Lesbian Donald Trump on the left. 1.00

02:07:52.000 And then Uncle Sam.

02:07:56.000 They're supporters, let's be nice.

02:07:58.000 Yes, let's be nice.

02:07:59.000 That's a very patriotic outfit.

02:08:01.000 I don't know if it's Uncle Sam or it's Apollo Creed after Dolph Lundgren killed him. 0.87

02:08:07.000 I will break him. 0.99

02:08:08.000 If he dies, he dies. 1.00

02:08:10.000 That's what I said before.

02:08:11.000 That's the greatest description of anything I've ever heard ever.

02:08:14.000 And then, okay, the winner.

02:08:15.000 We have the winner.

02:08:16.000 Winner is, look at this, Crowder Costume.

02:08:19.000 The right to bear grill my arms.

02:08:21.000 I see what he did there.

02:08:23.000 Very well played.

02:08:23.000 Alright, we're going to send you a t-shirt over there, the costume contest winner for Cultural Appropriation Month.

02:08:28.000 Alright, Biden looks pissed.

02:08:29.000 Let's see what he's pissed about.

02:08:30.000 He ran out of the pen.

02:08:34.000 Something about the NRA.

02:08:34.000 Look at that dude chillin' out behind him.

02:08:36.000 For the wife. 0.78

02:08:36.000 This is a question from our viewers. 0.78

02:08:38.000 We put some suggestions in the past.

02:08:39.000 Look at that dude chilling out behind him.

02:08:40.000 Maybe they could share some.

02:08:41.000 Here's one that came from Kathleen from C.B.

02:08:43.000 Oregon, who writes, many fear the current administration has inflicted irrevocable harm

02:08:48.000 on our governing institutions and norms, and in the process, on our reputation abroad.

02:08:54.000 The question is, what do you see as important early steps in reversing the damage done?

02:08:59.000 And we'll put this one to you, Senator.

02:09:00.000 This assumes there's been damage done.

02:09:02.000 Eliminate the First Amendment.

02:09:04.000 Add 85 justices to the Supreme Court.

02:09:06.000 Reparations.

02:09:07.000 Reparations.

02:09:11.000 At this point, Donald Trump just offered reparations to the states that voted for him.

02:09:14.000 Pretty much.

02:09:15.000 What?

02:09:16.000 Make California pay for it. 0.96

02:09:20.000 Now, is that Hickenlooper or Bennett?

02:09:22.000 It's Bennett.

02:09:22.000 Bennett.

02:09:23.000 I don't know.

02:09:23.000 Nobody knows.

02:09:25.000 Everything he said was a lie.

02:09:27.000 Everything he said was wrong.

02:09:28.000 Have you not been watching the debate?

02:09:30.000 I'm not surprised, but it's like, come on.

02:09:32.000 He doesn't believe in the rule of law?

02:09:35.000 What's amazing to me is they're picking the worst answers.

02:09:38.000 It's like Rocky Balboa.

02:09:39.000 Must have picked the wrong hat!

02:09:42.000 You know what it is? 1.00

02:09:44.000 They're confusing President Trump with Donald Trump talking out of his ass on Twitter. 1.00

02:09:48.000 Yes. 0.99

02:09:49.000 And how about Bill Clinton in the rule of law?

02:09:51.000 How about that?

02:09:52.000 By the way, people who are listening, you do have to tune in your television or another YouTube tab to the NBC debates because they will remove us if we run it full screen.

02:09:59.000 So people who are complaining like, we can't hear it, that's because we can't play it for you.

02:10:02.000 So you play a side by side.

02:10:03.000 This is a watch along.

02:10:05.000 But I do want to hear what they have to say.

02:10:07.000 ...another one of these down the line.

02:10:08.000 And this is what this question is, which is, you're likely going to have to reset a relationship between America and another country or entity if you become president because... Entity.

02:10:21.000 Marianne Williamson's like, I had an encounter once.

02:10:23.000 Because the relationship we have right now is too strong.

02:10:26.000 We need to dumb it down.

02:10:27.000 ...reset as president.

02:10:28.000 I'll go down the line and I'll start with Miss Williamson. 1.00

02:10:30.000 I'm on edibles!

02:10:31.000 For me the Hickenlooper or Bennett, I don't know which. 0.98

02:10:40.000 Okay, shut up now. 1.00

02:10:40.000 Yep, shut up. 1.00

02:10:41.000 Oh, God. 1.00

02:10:41.000 Pick, pick. 1.00

02:10:41.000 He's Colorado. 1.00

02:10:42.000 Okay, he said China.

02:10:43.000 Move on. 1.00

02:10:44.000 Shoot China. 1.00

02:10:44.000 We get it. 1.00

02:10:44.000 You legalized hallucinogenic mushrooms. 1.00

02:10:47.000 Let's move, Mr. Colorado.

02:10:48.000 China.

02:10:48.000 First country I would go to, but I understand they'd be cheating and stealing in on your property, would be China

02:10:53.000 because- He's Colorado.

02:10:54.000 Okay, he said China, move on. Choo-China. 1.00

02:10:56.000 We get it. We get it. You legalized hallucinogenic mushrooms. Let's move, Mr. Colorado.

02:11:01.000 China.

02:11:02.000 He'll- Asians are succinct. 1.00

02:11:04.000 They're laughing at us on climate change!

02:11:05.000 What?

02:11:06.000 That's funny.

02:11:06.000 That's a good one.

02:11:07.000 We are.

02:11:07.000 Strength.

02:11:07.000 Because, yeah, you're gonna solve the Middle East conflict as a gay mayor of Indiana.

02:11:10.000 Oh, okay. 0.98

02:11:10.000 which of our most important allies he will have pissed off worse between now and then. 0.98

02:11:14.000 What we know is that our relationship with the entire world needs to change.

02:11:18.000 And it starts by modeling American values at home.

02:11:21.000 We are.

02:11:22.000 Strength.

02:11:23.000 I'm trying to be quick. 0.98

02:11:24.000 Because, yeah, you're going to solve the Middle East conflict as a gay mayor of Indiana. 0.98

02:11:29.000 Okay. 0.98

02:11:30.000 Okay.

02:11:31.000 Russia!

02:11:32.000 And USSR! 0.80

02:11:33.000 Why don't you enter President of the United Nations?

02:11:36.000 Oh, thank you very much, chocolate chip, I appreciate it.

02:11:43.000 Give me some of that.

02:11:44.000 Chips ahoy.

02:11:45.000 Spare no expense.

02:11:48.000 Is it the chewy ones?

02:11:49.000 No, it's the generic.

02:11:51.000 Have you not seen the legal bill we have trying to fight Vox?

02:11:55.000 We have generic Kroger cookies.

02:11:57.000 quickly are european allies in every latin american country that's willing to

02:12:01.000 have a conversation about how to deal with the refugee crisis

02:12:06.000 he doesn't have to swallow breaking up the process and making up for it going

02:12:10.000 his mouth congressman swallow

02:12:13.000 i'll do it tonight you have made your decades of experience in foreign

02:12:18.000 policy you know something is i i i i was not expecting a food

02:12:22.000 fight to break down alright

02:12:23.000 consequential foreign policy decisions of the last century.

02:12:28.000 She has the deepest voice out there.

02:12:31.000 Of course he regrets it.

02:12:32.000 It's politically unpopular now.

02:12:33.000 I was for it until I got a poll sheet.

02:12:35.000 Really?

02:12:35.000 for it until I got a poll sheet.

02:12:55.000 Generally when I send our troops into a war on terror, I like them to be combat troops.

02:13:01.000 Yes.

02:13:02.000 Yes, indeed.

02:13:03.000 I understand you need some medics and some chefs, but if we were to only pull back our combat troops, we're kind of hanging some IT guys out to dry.

02:13:12.000 Yeah, a little bit.

02:13:13.000 Probably going to wind up in cages.

02:13:16.000 At that point, it's just a guy up on a telephone pole.

02:13:18.000 Hello?

02:13:19.000 Guys, where'd you go?

02:13:23.000 Wait, wait, hold on a second.

02:13:24.000 I just thought you said you wanted to pull all of our combat troops out.

02:13:29.000 How do you deal with them in Iraq? 0.98

02:13:31.000 No, no, no.

02:13:32.000 We put together 65 countries to make sure we dealt with ISIS in Iraq and other places.

02:13:40.000 That's what I would do.

02:13:41.000 Wait, wait, hold on a second.

02:13:42.000 I just thought you said you wanted to pull all of our combat troops out.

02:13:44.000 I had to do it.

02:13:45.000 How do you deal with them in Iraq? 0.98

02:13:46.000 No, no, no.

02:13:47.000 I pull our combat troops out and I would send in Air Bud. 0.80

02:13:53.000 Because there's nothing in the rule books that say Golden Retrievers can't go into combat.

02:13:59.000 That's right, baby.

02:14:02.000 I'm disturbed.

02:14:03.000 Someone just fed a hot dog on our street.

02:14:05.000 Oh my god.

02:14:05.000 Oh, everything you can, like what?

02:14:06.000 Giving them everything they want until they have a nuclear weapon? 0.62

02:14:10.000 That's it.

02:14:10.000 Letting them do whatever the hell they want?

02:14:12.000 Is that what you would do?

02:14:13.000 I will do everything I can to prevent a war with Iran which will be far worse than disastrous war. 0.94

02:14:20.000 Oh, everything you can, like what? Giving them everything they want until they have a nuclear weapon? 0.69

02:14:24.000 That's it.

02:14:25.000 Letting them do whatever the hell they want? Is that what you would do? I think that's what you would do.

02:14:29.000 We gotta make a little bit more money!

02:14:33.000 Do we have the most American thing?

02:14:36.000 The most American thing?

02:14:37.000 The most American thing winner?

02:14:38.000 We're waiting one more minute.

02:14:39.000 We are going to have to go here really quickly to the most American thing that you guys can think of.

02:14:44.000 We have a montage of all the people who submitted and entered and we appreciate it.

02:14:48.000 Here's the truth.

02:14:50.000 The reason people say, they talk about how they don't get into substantive policy discussions regarding foreign policy.

02:14:55.000 You know why?

02:14:56.000 Because they don't have anything.

02:14:58.000 Barack Obama set red lines with Iran.

02:15:01.000 They were laughed at.

02:15:02.000 And so what happens now is they say, well, hold on a second.

02:15:04.000 We believe that our image has been tarnished abroad.

02:15:07.000 And Donald Trump has said mean things.

02:15:09.000 The truth is, they haven't offered anything.

02:15:11.000 Now, I do appreciate that Bernie Sanders talked about Yemen.

02:15:15.000 But most people just said, I haven't heard that phrase until Chandler thought he was making it up to try and leave Janus.

02:15:21.000 Really?

02:15:22.000 I'm going to Yemen. 0.99

02:15:24.000 We have the most American thing.

02:15:25.000 That's a terrible phrase.

02:15:28.000 That was random.

02:15:29.000 Montage the most American thing you can think of.

02:15:31.000 Perfect.

02:15:31.000 Trump 2020.

02:15:31.000 that resembles America around here.

02:15:33.000 Perfect.

02:15:36.000 Trump 2020.

02:15:36.000 ♪ Sex and the City ♪ ♪ Now it's time for new believable people ♪

02:15:43.000 ♪ And we must do it ♪ ♪ If we don't control insiders, this will be over ♪

02:15:48.000 The most American thing is my California mug, my flag pins, my hat,

02:15:53.000 having the autograph of the 45th president of the United States, sleeping under an American flag.

02:15:59.000 Having the Holy Bible, the Constitution, and the Pocket Constitution.

02:16:03.000 Having a Ronald Reagan autograph, a flag wallet, the Capitol, the Supreme Court, the Statue of Liberty, and Saturn V. Having a flag to place the National Anthem.

02:16:15.000 Now that's the most American thing out there.

02:16:20.000 Well, it would be the most American thing out there if you had the right mug.

02:16:24.000 California, what is that, dawg?

02:16:29.000 I don't know, that's pretty good, come on.

02:16:30.000 To get nothing.

02:16:31.000 Come on! 0.61

02:16:32.000 Have a heart!

02:16:33.000 You mediocre nothing! 0.99

02:16:36.000 You no-talent mediocre nothing! 1.00

02:16:38.000 No, that's unbelievable. 0.98

02:16:39.000 Is that guy one of those autograph hogs from TMZ? 1.00

02:16:42.000 We've got to see if that guy's still around.

02:16:44.000 He's far too young to have procured an autograph from Ronald Reagan.

02:16:47.000 Somebody got it, you know, for him.

02:16:49.000 Yeah, you can buy that on eBay, come on.

02:16:51.000 I mean, he looks like he stole it.

02:16:53.000 Well, what he didn't say, he was actually Ronald Reagan Jr.

02:16:56.000 It was Ronald Reagan Jr.

02:16:58.000 I feel like Ronald Reagan Jr.

02:16:59.000 is the kind of guy who would go out and make a bunch of money at Comic-Con, signing Ronald Reagan.

02:17:06.000 He wouldn't lie, he just wouldn't correct people.

02:17:08.000 He just wouldn't write Jr.

02:17:11.000 Are we coming back with Rachel Maddow?

02:17:13.000 Look at this dead air that they have.

02:17:14.000 You guys can't see this.

02:17:15.000 There's like five seconds of a black screen.

02:17:19.000 They're making sure they have the audio right.

02:17:22.000 Okay.

02:17:22.000 Here we go.

02:17:23.000 This is the final stretch.

02:17:24.000 The home stretch.

02:17:25.000 Almost there, guys.

02:17:25.000 We're almost there.

02:17:26.000 Alright, let's hear this.

02:17:27.000 I don't know what it looked like before, but it looks like they had work done.

02:17:31.000 to this. We can't be a forward-looking party if we look to the past for our leadership. I don't know what it looked

02:17:42.000 like before but it looks like he had work done. Who is that man? That's Applejack!

02:17:42.000 Who's that man?

02:17:42.000 And I've suckled at the government teat ever since.

02:17:45.000 Every single day. 0.98

02:17:45.000 Here we go. 0.98

02:17:46.000 Here we go.

02:17:46.000 Student debt, that's right.

02:17:48.000 Drink.

02:17:48.000 I found a Washington that doesn't work for people.

02:17:50.000 And I've suckled at the government teat ever since. 0.84

02:17:53.000 Every single day.

02:17:55.000 I was the first in my family to go to college and have student loan debt.

02:17:57.000 So I have led this effort to elect the next generation of members of Congress.

02:18:01.000 Student debt, that's right, drink.

02:18:03.000 This is a can-do generation.

02:18:06.000 This is the generation that will end climate change.

02:18:08.000 But you just told them that they can't do anything.

02:18:10.000 This is the generation that will solve student loan debt.

02:18:12.000 This is the generation that will say enough is enough and end gun violence.

02:18:15.000 This generation demands more solutions.

02:18:17.000 By the way, you can't pay for your own health care, you can't pay for your own school, but

02:18:22.000 we're going to click China's arm and make sure that they follow our... 0.86

02:18:26.000 This should be fun.

02:18:26.000 Oh yeah?

02:18:27.000 It takes an author.

02:18:27.000 It takes a crazy... It takes a crazy bitch!

02:18:29.000 He's going to be beaten by voodoo. 1.00

02:18:31.000 She just pulled out a doll. 0.58

02:18:32.000 This is how I do it, Donald Trump.

02:18:34.000 It takes an author. 1.00

02:18:35.000 It takes a crazy, it takes a crazy bitch. 1.00

02:18:40.000 This man has reached into the psyche of the American people and he is harnessed fear of 1.00

02:18:44.000 political purposes.

02:18:45.000 He's going to be beaten by voodoo. 0.99

02:18:46.000 So Mr. President. 0.82

02:18:47.000 She just pulled out a doll.

02:18:48.000 This is the idea of Donald Trump.

02:18:50.000 She sticks a pin in it.

02:18:52.000 She literally has Joe Boo for Major League. 0.99

02:18:54.000 Right.

02:18:55.000 Hi sir, I have a feeling you know what you're doing. I'm going to harness love for you.

02:19:00.000 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I need love today, and so, love will win. Enjoying that?

02:19:05.000 And she's looking into the wrong camera! 0.99

02:19:08.000 This is her camera, but she's like, I am going to harness love.

02:19:12.000 Bro, I came to the United States, bro.

02:19:13.000 to rebuild their shattered lives.

02:19:15.000 Bro, I came from the United States, bro.

02:19:17.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:19:18.000 Wayne!

02:19:19.000 My parents came and came searching religious freedom here.

02:19:23.000 Here.

02:19:24.000 And I think I should be your president, bro.

02:19:27.000 Aww.

02:19:27.000 Thank you.

02:19:27.000 Really?

02:19:28.000 really at risk in the United States, especially among children living in poverty like the

02:19:32.000 ones I used to work for in the Denver public schools. That's why I'm running for president.

02:19:38.000 I've had two tough races in Colorado, by bringing people together, not by making empty promises.

02:19:44.000 And I believe we need to build a broad coalition of Americans to beat Donald Trump and the

02:19:49.000 Donald Trump?

02:19:49.000 It's Bennett.

02:19:50.000 It's on the screen.

02:19:51.000 He can't see it.

02:19:52.000 Yes. 1.00

02:19:52.000 Because your plan sucks. 1.00

02:19:53.000 of American democracy and American opportunity. 0.99

02:19:56.000 This is going to be hard to do, but it's what our parents would have expected.

02:20:00.000 It's what our kids deserve.

02:20:01.000 I hope you join me in this effort.

02:20:04.000 Thank you.

02:20:05.000 Thank you.

02:20:06.000 Governor, you can move it.

02:20:07.000 I'm a small business owner who brought that same scrappy spirit to Big Colorado, one of

02:20:12.000 the most progressive states.

02:20:14.000 You're a little old now, buddy.

02:20:15.000 Sorry.

02:20:15.000 You're not really scrappy anymore.

02:20:16.000 Actually, Colorado is pretty damn purple.

02:20:18.000 Yeah.

02:20:19.000 They like their drugs, but they want to keep their guns.

02:20:22.000 Right, exactly.

02:20:22.000 We're the first state to legalize marijuana, and we transformed our justice system in the process.

02:20:27.000 We passed universal... Handle the increased crime rate for my people.

02:20:30.000 We got to near universal healthcare coverage.

02:20:33.000 What is up with your teeth, Methane?

02:20:35.000 Wait, what?

02:20:35.000 I mean, they make those teeth whiteners that you can just suck it out of the pacifier and get one.

02:20:39.000 His mouth is what you see on the packet of cigarettes.

02:20:43.000 The warning.

02:20:44.000 The warning label.

02:20:44.000 So good as the pacifier, get one.

02:20:46.000 ...has actually done the big progressive things everyone else is talking about.

02:20:49.000 If we burn...

02:20:50.000 His mouth is what you see on the packet of cigarettes. 0.92

02:20:54.000 The warning.

02:20:55.000 The warning label.

02:20:56.000 Yes.

02:20:57.000 Senator Gillibrand, you have the floor for 45 seconds.

02:21:00.000 Gillibrand, you love this person, right?

02:21:02.000 Oh, God.

02:21:04.000 You know, it's almost like Consultant said, you know, I like Hillary Clinton, but she's too authentic, she's not scripted enough, and she's too likable. 1.00

02:21:11.000 Our rights are under attack like never before.

02:21:13.000 And that's the problem with Republicans who want to repeal...

02:21:16.000 They could really mature quickly.

02:21:18.000 And why went to the promises of Georgia to fight for them?

02:21:21.000 As president, I will take on the fights that no one else will.

02:21:25.000 Really?

02:21:26.000 No you didn't.

02:21:27.000 Really?

02:21:28.000 I never heard of you ever.

02:21:34.000 So that's how our modern banking system was fixed.

02:21:38.000 First of all, she was the Blue Dog Democrat. 0.68

02:21:40.000 She was probably just standing outside of Bear Stearns with a sign. 1.00

02:21:43.000 You guys are assholes! 1.00

02:21:46.000 You guys are dicks! 1.00

02:21:48.000 I'm gonna run for president and I'll show you. 1.00

02:21:52.000 Bernie Madoff is like, yeah, I'm your bro.

02:21:54.000 She was a blue dog Democrat until like New York City Democrats said, you know, you have to change your payer and everything. 0.99

02:22:01.000 And she's like, okay.

02:22:02.000 I want to thank everyone who put me on this stage tonight.

02:22:04.000 I am proof that our democracy still works.

02:22:07.000 You are getting a question for the nominee.

02:22:11.000 And that is who can beat Donald Trump in 2020?

02:22:13.000 Not you.

02:22:15.000 Disaffected Trump voters?

02:22:16.000 No.

02:22:16.000 No you can't.

02:22:17.000 defense he's a fan of a w wrestling that's really all that matters to me

02:22:20.000 vision of a trickle-up economy that is already drawing thousands of

02:22:23.000 disaffected Trump voters conservatives this affected Trump voters and

02:22:27.000 libertarians as well as Democrats and progressives I am that candidate I can

02:22:31.000 build a much broader coalition to beat Donald Trump it is not left it is not

02:22:35.000 right it is it is not left you want to give everybody a thousand dollars for

02:22:40.000 crying out loud that's we abandoned it that's as left as they said that's too

02:22:46.000 far left for us.

02:22:47.000 Okay.

02:22:48.000 All right, Kamala.

02:22:49.000 Give it to us.

02:22:49.000 We need a nominee who has the ability to prosecute the case against four more years of Donald Trump.

02:22:55.000 Prosecute.

02:22:56.000 That's her, right?

02:22:57.000 Oh, prosecute. 0.92

02:22:58.000 I thought she was talking about all the blacks she put in prison. 0.82

02:23:01.000 Oh, wow. 0.93

02:23:01.000 That's what it was. 0.93

02:23:02.000 This is about your hopes and your dreams and your fears.

02:23:05.000 25% of Garrett's family.

02:23:07.000 And what wakes you up at 3 o'clock in the morning.

02:23:10.000 In the morning.

02:23:10.000 She almost looks like she's bored.

02:23:11.000 It's called cool.

02:23:12.000 It's called jive.

02:23:12.000 That's what it is.

02:23:13.000 Yes, I speak jive.

02:23:14.000 What she's saying is, give me your money.

02:23:16.000 Oh.

02:23:16.000 As I go bump to this Tupac album.

02:23:17.000 how you will be able to pay the bill by the end of the month.

02:23:20.000 What is it?

02:23:20.000 Yes, I speak Jive.

02:23:21.000 And when I think about what our country needs, I promise you,

02:23:23.000 I will be a president who leads with a sense of dignity.

02:23:28.000 As I go bump to this Tupac album.

02:23:29.000 With honesty, speaking the truth, and giving the American family all

02:23:34.000 that they need to get through the end of the month in a way that allows them to prosper.

02:23:38.000 Giving them.

02:23:38.000 Well, hold on a second.

02:23:39.000 You're going to give your own money there?

02:23:39.000 What are you going to give?

02:23:40.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:23:41.000 You're going to give your own money there, half-haji? 1.00

02:23:44.000 I'm going to reunite America like Biggie and Tupac, who I listened to in college.

02:23:50.000 What else would you do with a letter?

02:23:51.000 I do appreciate his service.

02:23:52.000 I also had a second letter that I wrote and put in an envelope after watching Philadelphia, just in case.

02:23:56.000 it in an envelope marked just in case.

02:23:59.000 What else would you do with a letter?

02:24:00.000 Where they would know where to find it in case I didn't come back from Afghanistan.

02:24:02.000 Oh, okay, I feel bad now.

02:24:03.000 I've experienced a venial marriage that exists by the grace of a single vote on the U.S.

02:24:07.000 Supreme Court.

02:24:08.000 Yes, but, that's about it.

02:24:09.000 Make sure of the service, that's it.

02:24:10.000 I also had a second letter that I wrote and put in an envelope after watching Philadelphia

02:24:13.000 just in case.

02:24:14.000 The capital income was below $20,000 when I took office into a brighter future.

02:24:18.000 Oh my gosh.

02:24:20.000 A brighter future.

02:24:22.000 You know, we're mayor of South Bend.

02:24:26.000 I wouldn't necessarily call that light at the end of the tunnel.

02:24:28.000 I thought he was the governor of Indiana.

02:24:29.000 Good lord, he's the mayor of the city of South Bend?

02:24:33.000 There's a reason Notre Dame made their own city right next to you.

02:24:38.000 The only person he could drag on stage to make him seem qualified is Marianne Williamson

02:24:43.000 and maybe the understudy to the mayor for Stockton.

02:24:46.000 Let's respect people all over the country.

02:24:48.000 Exactly.

02:24:49.000 Bernie, Bernie, Bernie.

02:24:50.000 These are good people.

02:24:51.000 They have great ideas.

02:24:52.000 But how come nothing really changes?

02:24:54.000 How come for the last 45 years wages have been stagnant for the middle class?

02:25:00.000 How come we have the highest rate of childhood poverty?

02:25:04.000 35 million people still have student debt.

02:25:07.000 How come three people own more wealth than the bottom half of America?

02:25:10.000 We should just chug what's up in the mugs while he's up there.

02:25:15.000 I know, we can't do it again though.

02:25:17.000 That almost got my heart.

02:25:18.000 So blow up the whole country is what you're saying.

02:25:27.000 Blow it up.

02:25:29.000 That's literally just, everyone has to drink their whole mug.

02:25:31.000 Everything he just said.

02:25:32.000 Pretty much, yeah.

02:25:33.000 We'll continue to have talk and the rich will get richer and everybody else will be struggling.

02:25:38.000 Thank you, Senator.

02:25:39.000 Let the rich get richer and so do I.

02:25:41.000 But everybody's getting richer right now, Bernie.

02:25:43.000 Everyone is getting richer.

02:25:45.000 This only works if everyone is poor.

02:25:47.000 I'm going to lead this country because I think it's important we restore the soul of this nation.

02:25:52.000 This president has ripped it out.

02:25:53.000 Ripped it out like a baby born alive.

02:25:55.000 Who's my best friend?

02:26:00.000 What? 0.98

02:26:00.000 White supremacist. 0.98

02:26:01.000 Honestly, we just tossed that in as an extreme because we needed to fill out the palette.

02:26:05.000 He actually used it.

02:26:07.000 I'm empty from bourbon.

02:26:09.000 Not bourbon.

02:26:09.000 I'm empty from bourbon.

02:26:12.000 I haven't even gotten to the bourbon yet.

02:26:15.000 Well, if you have the right ideas to bring us together!

02:26:16.000 I really think they're coming to bring Stevens Bourbon.

02:26:18.000 They're really getting it in there.

02:26:20.000 We've got to unite the United States of America as much as anybody says we can.

02:26:22.000 If we do, there's not a single thing the American people can't do.

02:26:26.000 This is the United States of America.

02:26:29.000 We can do anything if we're together.

02:26:32.000 Well, if you have the right ideas to bring us together.

02:26:35.000 Yeah, but I still ain't got no college, do I Mick?

02:26:38.000 We want to thank our candidates.

02:26:41.000 That's all of them?

02:26:44.000 That's it.

02:26:44.000 Two nights of debates.

02:26:45.000 Two nights of bad ideas.

02:26:46.000 Guys?

02:26:46.000 Really, Chuck Todd?

02:26:47.000 There's women. 1.00

02:26:47.000 Two nights of bad ideas. 1.00

02:26:54.000 Guys, really, Chuck Todd?

02:26:57.000 There's women. 1.00

02:27:04.000 Rachel Maddow.

02:27:07.000 Okay, so we're going to take a break and come back with a full recap after this, but really quickly, nothing

02:27:13.000 surprised me for tonight.

02:27:14.000 If you look at the prep, everything we had was pretty much prepared.

02:27:17.000 One thing I will say, though, is, you know, when people say Republicans are the party of the rich, they say that.

02:27:22.000 But again, you have to look at the rhetoric coming out of the Republican Party, coming out of Donald Trump.

02:27:25.000 The rhetoric assumes something.

02:27:28.000 That does matter, because it tells you what they believe to be the American ideal, and it also tells you what they believe to be their voting base ideal.

02:27:35.000 It assumes, Donald Trump assumes that people believe in themselves.

02:27:39.000 It assumes that America is successful, that people understand this is the most successful nation in the world.

02:27:43.000 Right now, tonight, They couldn't even pivot.

02:27:45.000 They had to act as though the middle class is shrinking.

02:27:48.000 They had to act as though unemployment is at record high.

02:27:51.000 They had to act as though the economy isn't working.

02:27:53.000 They had to act as though we weren't safer than we were before.

02:27:56.000 They have to act as though everyone out there is downtrodden, incapable, and helpless.

02:28:01.000 Why?

02:28:01.000 Because they require that of you to be elected.

02:28:05.000 Democrats can only be elected if your life sucks. 0.94

02:28:08.000 When people's lives are going well, When the American dream, or certainly when people feel at least and believe that the American dream is alive and well, Republicans tend to win. 0.98

02:28:16.000 When they think that they need a leg up, they vote for Democrats.

02:28:18.000 Right now we have a rip-roaring economy that's the best that our generation has ever seen, and it amazed me because I thought, well, maybe we'll have to come in and sort of explain it away, right?

02:28:26.000 So we have some prep here for them trying to explain it away, you know, saying that Americans are working four jobs, which also isn't true.

02:28:32.000 So I had some of these talking points that I assumed they would use Yeah.

02:28:36.000 and address the economic prosperity that we're facing. 0.97

02:28:38.000 Instead, they just said the economy sucks. They just said, right everybody, isn't this

02:28:44.000 terrible right now?

02:28:44.000 And I think that that is going to come across as really tone-deaf with most

02:28:49.000 Americans. But let me know what you think. Comment below. I'm so grateful that it

02:28:53.000 has not been removed tonight. G. Morgan Jr., Quarter Black Garrett, thank you so much.

02:28:58.000 Smooth Manny, my wonderful friend and writer, Brodigan.

02:29:02.000 We are going to be gone until August 1st, but we're going to have Masterclass installments and Change My Minds uploading here through July.

02:29:08.000 We'll come back with a new studio, courtesy of you guys joining up at lottocreditor.com.

02:29:14.000 We so much appreciate it.

02:29:16.000 We cannot continue the show without you.

02:29:18.000 And you know what?

02:29:19.000 We're going to take a quick break and stay with us because we're going to recap what happened tonight.

02:29:19.000 We love you.

02:29:25.000 You know what?

02:29:26.000 I feel that my words, I think they might be best put into a song.

02:29:31.000 Yes.

02:29:32.000 We'll be back.

02:29:33.000 My name is Doug TenNapel and I'm the creator of Earthworm Jim.

02:29:38.000 I love God and I love my country.

02:29:40.000 ♪ Dark horse be brave not groovy not ♪ My name is Doug TenNapel

02:29:44.000 and I'm the creator of Earthworm Jim.

02:29:47.000 I love God and I love my country.

02:29:49.000 And the most American thing I can think of doing is chewing Copenhagen

02:29:54.000 and backing my book, Earthworm Jim on Indiegogo.

02:30:01.000 And I'm back.

02:30:04.000 Bye.

02:30:09.000 Are you ready kids?

02:30:12.000 I can't hear you!

02:30:15.000 Who lives in a swamp right under the sea?

02:30:21.000 Who sniffs your aunt's head and won't let her flee? 0.99

02:30:23.000 Who touches your mom and gropes all the kids? 1.00

02:30:29.000 Be sure not to tell your dad what I did!

02:30:32.000 Or me!

02:30:33.000 BAYAN KREMEN! 0.83

02:30:44.000 🎵 🎵 0.98

02:30:57.000 🎵 Happy f***ing 4th fellow ladder with cratter muggers! 0.99

02:31:01.000 Folks, my favorite thing about American culture is we're the only country in the world that counts chasing the American dream as exercise, where you can go into the same building for a big gulp and a dialysis machine. 0.92

02:31:12.000 I'm RazörFist! 0.77

02:31:13.000 God f***ing speed!

02:31:15.000 🎵 Music 🎵 You know, hey, I'll...

02:31:27.000 Audio Wade?

02:31:28.000 Yeah.

02:31:29.000 Come on.

02:31:30.000 Come on.

02:31:31.000 Thank you.

02:31:58.000 Bernie Sanders.

02:32:04.000 Biden and Yang.

02:32:11.000 Also Pete Buttigieg.

02:32:17.000 Who kept his main name.

02:32:24.000 Dick and Luper. 1.00

02:32:30.000 Whoever that guy is Not super familiar But I'm sure that he's a prick Wild horse shit Everything they say Wild, wild horseshit. 1.00

02:33:08.000 A pure horseshit buffet. 1.00

02:33:13.000 We cried out impeachment It drove us to drain. 1.00

02:33:34.000 you you

02:33:38.000 Michael Bennett.

02:33:44.000 No one cares what you think.

02:33:51.000 You want all our freedom. 0.98

02:33:57.000 You steal, cheat, and lie. 1.00

02:34:04.000 I still think Pete, but gay. 1.00

02:34:10.000 Has a mean case of pink eye. 1.00

02:34:13.000 Wild horse shit. 1.00

02:34:14.000 Everything you say. 1.00

02:34:23.000 Everything you say Wild, wild horseshit 1.00

02:34:34.000 Pure horseshit will flee Wild horseshit 1.00

02:34:46.000 Everything you say Wild, wild horseshit 1.00

02:34:58.000 Pure horseshit will flee You 0.99

02:35:06.000 Thank you, everybody! 0.81

02:35:07.000 Happy 4th!

02:35:08.000 Next week is Masterclass, and then we'll be back!

02:35:10.000 First livestream, August 1st!

02:35:12.000 Thanks so much!

02:35:13.000 Have a good one!

02:35:13.000 one prodigal's trunk!

02:35:15.000 one dog, one dog paw, he falls, push you!

02:35:40.000 One, oh, one, oh, oh, oh, boo-shoo! 1.00

02:35:49.000 One, oh, one, oh, oh, oh, one, one, oh, one, oh, kiss.

02:36:00.000 One, oh, kiss.

02:36:03.000 Kiss.

02:36:04.000 Boo-shoo. 1.00

02:36:05.000 Bang, bang, heaven.

02:36:09.000 Bang, bang. 0.99

02:36:13.000 Bang, bang, heaven.

02:36:15.000 Bang, bang. 0.99

02:36:19.000 One, oh, one, oh, oh, oh, oh, kiss. 0.62

02:36:25.000 Boo-shoo. 1.00

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02:36:27.000 One, oh, one, oh, oh, oh, oh, kiss. 0.62

02:36:33.000 Boo-shoo. 1.00

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02:36:35.000 One, oh, one, oh, oh, oh, oh, boo-shoo! 1.00

02:36:40.000 One, oh, one, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, one, oh, kiss.

02:36:45.000 One, oh, one, oh, oh, oh, kiss.

02:36:49.000 One, oh, kiss.

02:36:51.000 Boo-shoo. 1.00

02:36:52.000 One, oh, kiss.

02:36:57.000 Boo-shoo. 1.00

02:37:00.000 Boo-shoo. 1.00

02:37:01.000 One, oh, kiss.

02:37:05.000 Boo-shoo. 1.00

02:37:08.000 ♪ Is your rumbling thing on your mouth? What? When oh what? Wow gas, wow ga-ga-GAZE, museum?

02:37:28.000 Bang bang, heaven. Oracle. Bang bang, heaven. Oracle. Bang bang, heaven. Oracle. Bang bang, heaven.

02:37:57.000 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

02:38:01.000 ♪ All today.

02:38:26.000 I woke up. Go to bed. I woke up. Night Owl.

02:38:55.000 There he is.

02:38:56.000 Where are you?

02:38:58.000 I woke up.

02:38:59.000 Cool today.

02:39:00.000 I woke up.

02:39:02.000 Night Owl.

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