Louder with Crowder - January 25, 2015


Dean Cain FULL INTERVIEW || Louder With Crowder


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On this week's episode of Louder with Crowder, Steven is joined by his good friend and childhood buddy, Dean Cain. They talk about how they grew up together, how they became friends, and why Chris Kyle is a coward.

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00:00:02.000 We're back, Louder with Crowder.
00:00:04.000 Thrilled to have this next guest in because I grew up on the guy.
00:00:07.000 I'm going to geek out a little bit.
00:00:09.000 The one and only Dean Cain is with us.
00:00:11.000 Dean, thank you for coming in, sir.
00:00:14.000 Steven, I think you just, in a roundabout way, just said I'm old.
00:00:17.000 Well, not so much in a roundabout way.
00:00:20.000 I figure it's okay because for those who are listening terrestrially, we're doing this actually as a video cast.
00:00:26.000 You can listen to it louderwithcreditor.com.
00:00:27.000 You look good, so it doesn't matter if you're old.
00:00:30.000 I'll take that.
00:00:31.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:00:31.000 Body sometimes betrays me a little bit.
00:00:34.000 But I'm hanging in there.
00:00:35.000 Well, you know what's funny, though, is so many Hollywood actors let themselves go completely.
00:00:40.000 So before we get into, obviously, why you're in the news, why haven't you?
00:00:44.000 Like, why am I not seeing, you know, the double chins of... 1.00
00:00:47.000 I don't want to name names because they could be friends, but you know what I'm talking about.
00:00:50.000 Hey, you know what happens to everybody sometimes?
00:00:52.000 Body type might be part of it.
00:00:53.000 Stress, lack of working out, hitting the drugs.
00:00:56.000 I don't do drugs, you know, so I'm okay in that spot.
00:00:59.000 Who knows?
00:00:59.000 Who knows what it is?
00:01:00.000 But I got good genes and I got to chase my 14-year-old around a lot, so he keeps me decently in shape.
00:01:07.000 Although about 15 minutes ago, he was beating my tail in the other room.
00:01:11.000 He was actually beating you up or was he beating you at a video game?
00:01:13.000 No, he was literally, I was tired and he was literally pounding on me and laughing.
00:01:18.000 And I was laughing too hard to do anything about it, so.
00:01:20.000 How dare he?
00:01:21.000 I was taking a whooping.
00:01:22.000 I want to get him back.
00:01:22.000 Don't get me wrong.
00:01:23.000 Well, my dad, you know, my dad's actually a national champion in Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and he's 54.
00:01:28.000 And so I don't really get to do that with him.
00:01:29.000 We train together, but what's funny is we train, and you're fighting, right?
00:01:32.000 It's full on.
00:01:33.000 I don't know if you know the sport.
00:01:34.000 You're full on fighting.
00:01:35.000 Then you get mad at each other, so you fight.
00:01:36.000 You're like, ah, let's fight about it.
00:01:38.000 We were just fighting.
00:01:39.000 It's completely funny.
00:01:40.000 But now you're fighting for real.
00:01:41.000 Yes, exactly.
00:01:41.000 You were sort of dancing before.
00:01:43.000 Now you're getting into it.
00:01:44.000 That's exactly it.
00:01:44.000 Exactly.
00:01:45.000 So, Dean, you've been all over the media, funnily enough, this week, which is not really why it initially reached out to you.
00:01:52.000 We sort of connected last week, and then, boom, whirlwind, because you were friends with the American sniper, right?
00:01:59.000 I'm wearing a hat for him right now.
00:02:00.000 That's right.
00:02:01.000 I can see that right there.
00:02:03.000 And not only that, but of course there have been a lot of celebrities in the news.
00:02:07.000 Seth Rogen, Michael Moore talking out.
00:02:10.000 And you sent Jabba the Moore a tweet yourself.
00:02:15.000 What was it that you sent to him? 0.95
00:02:17.000 Well, he said he was taught that snipers were cowards. 0.96
00:02:20.000 And the reality is I don't know anybody who's less of a coward in the world. 0.94
00:02:25.000 That I've ever met than Chris Kyle. 0.81
00:02:28.000 So that ticked me off.
00:02:30.000 Again, Chris is a good friend of mine.
00:02:31.000 He trained me.
00:02:33.000 We were partners on Stars Earned Stripes.
00:02:35.000 We became great friends from there, and we were going to stay friends forever.
00:02:39.000 And I was just ticked off the way I would be ticked off if you called my brother a name I didn't like.
00:02:47.000 So I sent back a lovely... 0.81
00:02:49.000 Quick tweet, and I said something to the effects of, call Chris Kyle a coward to my face, and I think we'll see who a coward is.
00:02:58.000 It was very playground, but it came out, it just came out.
00:03:03.000 Well, here's my actual, this is a genuine question, okay?
00:03:06.000 And believe me, I am not going to judge you if you answer the way that I pray to God you do.
00:03:12.000 Let's say it actually happens.
00:03:13.000 Some parallel universe.
00:03:15.000 Michael Moore is in a room with you.
00:03:16.000 I don't know.
00:03:17.000 He's in a bar.
00:03:18.000 And he says, okay, you know what?
00:03:20.000 I'm going to go for it.
00:03:21.000 I'm going to try and triple Sal Cow, stick the landing. 1.00
00:03:25.000 Dean Cain, your friend Chris Kyle is a coward. 0.99
00:03:28.000 Would you bring him bodily harm? 0.99
00:03:33.000 Have I had a drink or two yet?
00:03:35.000 I mean, that depends.
00:03:36.000 Let's say...
00:03:37.000 Sometimes I pull that trigger a lot faster if I had a couple drinks.
00:03:41.000 That trigger just gets pulled right away.
00:03:42.000 Bang.
00:03:43.000 I mean, it would be... 0.83
00:03:45.000 Look, would I like to give him a smack for that if he looked me in the eye as a man and said that? 0.51
00:03:50.000 Sure.
00:03:52.000 I'd love to be on an elevator with him and have him say that.
00:03:54.000 Right.
00:03:55.000 With no camera?
00:03:57.000 Wait a minute.
00:03:57.000 Yeah, you don't want the Ray Rice.
00:03:58.000 Hold on.
00:03:59.000 I take that back.
00:04:00.000 I take that back.
00:04:01.000 Not an elevator.
00:04:02.000 Jay-Z, Ray Rice, no.
00:04:04.000 Don't put us in an elevator.
00:04:05.000 Put us someplace without a camera.
00:04:07.000 You know, it's hard.
00:04:09.000 You know, when something like that happens, you don't know how you really react.
00:04:12.000 I mean... 0.96
00:04:14.000 Maybe I'd slap him. 0.98
00:04:16.000 Yeah, I would think an open palm. 0.95
00:04:19.000 Open palm, you know as well as anybody, but you hit him open palm in the right spot, it's as hard as anything.
00:04:24.000 Hey, but you know what?
00:04:26.000 Oops, sorry.
00:04:27.000 Right.
00:04:28.000 You know, the problem is, though, he's so...
00:04:29.000 I mean, we've seen what can happen when someone who is in that poor physical condition gets any kind of stress applied to him.
00:04:37.000 You know, a slap could put him into a coma for 40 years.
00:04:41.000 It could...
00:04:42.000 We don't know.
00:04:43.000 Now, is that a bad thing?
00:04:45.000 Wait, I'm just...
00:04:45.000 Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:04:46.000 I jest, because I don't want to wish him bodily harm, but I probably, if he...
00:04:51.000 No, no, you don't need to wish him bodily harm, but, you know, it's different to wish one bodily harm and then cause one bodily harm.
00:04:56.000 True.
00:04:57.000 I promise you this.
00:04:57.000 Well said.
00:05:00.000 If he were to say it to Chris Kyle, you might get a...
00:05:02.000 He would have got a quicker shot than anything.
00:05:05.000 Chris's response would have been probably less political than mine was, and mine wasn't very political.
00:05:09.000 No, you know, it's funny.
00:05:11.000 Obviously, I've never served, and I'm very grateful to anyone who has.
00:05:13.000 And I'll get comments from people, you never served!
00:05:16.000 I have served members of our military by going overseas and entertaining the troops.
00:05:19.000 That's kind of what I can do.
00:05:20.000 You know, I got sucked into this racket as a comic by the time I was 16.
00:05:25.000 So there was no option to.
00:05:26.000 Not that I would have.
00:05:27.000 I have horrible eyes and flat feet, and I don't think I'm a particular physical specimen compared to someone like Chris Kyle.
00:05:34.000 But, you know, it's one of those things that when I spent time with them, There is a certain kind of...
00:05:42.000 Let me put it this way.
00:05:43.000 Nowadays there's even the argument, right, do you want women on the front lines or who should be allowed in the military, which we won't even get into, but I will tell you who I want.
00:05:53.000 And it's what I've seen is generally typical of most Marines.
00:05:56.000 I want a leather-necked, loud-mouthed, rough guy who would be Shooting something anyway, only instead of a deer, you put another human being who's a bad guy, and instead of a hunting rifle, an M16 in his hand.
00:06:09.000 That's why I want defending this country, and you see that with a lot of members of the American military in specialized divisions, like snipers.
00:06:17.000 Not necessarily if you're just going into basic training.
00:06:19.000 Nowadays, I think like eight push-ups for some of these things is really pretty easy.
00:06:23.000 Honestly, they've had to lower the level of physical excellence for certain branches of the military, and it's sad.
00:06:28.000 I've written about that.
00:06:29.000 But from Chris Kyle, everything I've read on the guy was a beast.
00:06:33.000 He was a beast.
00:06:34.000 He made me look small. 1.00
00:06:36.000 I have a photo of him standing there with a Superman ass on and... 0.98
00:06:39.000 Dan and they were doing a little bit of a pose, and I looked like his little brother. 0.98
00:06:45.000 In Superman pajamas.
00:06:47.000 Seriously, Chris was a big, strong guy.
00:06:50.000 And that's not necessarily what you see with a lot of SEALs.
00:06:52.000 Sure.
00:06:53.000 You know, they don't tend to be that big and strong.
00:06:54.000 He was a big guy doing it.
00:06:58.000 You said you didn't serve.
00:06:59.000 I didn't serve either.
00:07:00.000 But I was over in Iraq in 2005.
00:07:02.000 I was there for a long time.
00:07:04.000 A lot of forward operating bases saw a lot of things.
00:07:06.000 And that was the way I could serve.
00:07:08.000 And I still do it every day now.
00:07:10.000 I do all kinds of events for our wounded.
00:07:12.000 You going over there and providing entertainment for those guys is so incredibly valuable.
00:07:19.000 And it's not even so much about serving or not serving.
00:07:21.000 And everybody likes to jump on that.
00:07:22.000 They did it with me too.
00:07:23.000 It's, it's about your respect level for our men and women in uniform and for what they do.
00:07:29.000 And, and those guys just aren't showing that kind of respect.
00:07:32.000 No, they're not.
00:07:33.000 And that, that's what bothered me.
00:07:34.000 How many years have you known Chris Kyle, the, you know, American sniper?
00:07:34.000 For a long time.
00:07:37.000 We, we met probably about, I guess it was about two and a half years ago.
00:07:41.000 Wait, no, let me think.
00:07:42.000 Let's see.
00:07:43.000 He was killed a year after the show, and so I met him on the show.
00:07:46.000 So, I guess it's 2000.
00:07:48.000 So, three years ago.
00:07:49.000 Three, four.
00:07:50.000 The time gets away from me, Stephen.
00:07:52.000 Yeah.
00:07:52.000 I can't...
00:07:53.000 This old stuff is really starting to tick me off.
00:07:56.000 Oh, come on. 0.87
00:07:56.000 Stop it. 0.87
00:07:57.000 You say that, and then you've got James Woods down the block or Larry King.
00:08:01.000 I saw Larry King at a cafe in L.A. I swear to you, he's a Jim Henson hologram.
00:08:06.000 Well, Larry's 114 years old.
00:08:08.000 People don't know that.
00:08:09.000 Yes, exactly.
00:08:11.000 Larry's a buddy.
00:08:12.000 I like Larry.
00:08:12.000 His head is sharp as a tack.
00:08:15.000 His body may be...
00:08:16.000 He's been Larry for...
00:08:18.000 He's been like that for about 45 years.
00:08:20.000 He's pickled in his current state.
00:08:23.000 It's pretty amazing.
00:08:24.000 Guy as sharp as a tack.
00:08:25.000 He still does his show, and I love going and doing it.
00:08:27.000 There are some guys, though, who just...
00:08:29.000 You know, a great example, Larry King has always looked like he's 114.
00:08:32.000 Yes.
00:08:33.000 Kind of like Bryan Cranston has always looked like he's about 44.
00:08:39.000 But now he doesn't look any older.
00:08:41.000 You know, he always looked kind of older.
00:08:42.000 I've always said this about Diane Lane, and I'm going to catch my...
00:08:45.000 Diane Lane has always looked like a prettier, slightly older woman. 1.00
00:08:50.000 And now she is a prettier, slightly older woman.
00:08:52.000 When she was 25, she looked like, wow, she's a really pretty 38-year-old.
00:08:55.000 Well, I don't think she's slightly older than me.
00:08:57.000 But I don't want to be specific.
00:08:59.000 I'm not sure.
00:09:00.000 I think we're about the same age, but she's always looked pretty to me.
00:09:03.000 Yes, she did.
00:09:04.000 Some people get that young gene.
00:09:06.000 I'm part Japanese.
00:09:07.000 Maybe that's what it is.
00:09:08.000 I sure hope so.
00:09:09.000 And I hope I do the Dick Clark thing.
00:09:12.000 I hope I look like this until I'm 98 and then...
00:09:15.000 And then it can all just go away one day.
00:09:17.000 I'm fine.
00:09:17.000 Then it can just all go away like that.
00:09:19.000 Like that.
00:09:20.000 Okay, so let me ask you something here.
00:09:22.000 We're talking about Chris Cow, but let me switch topics.
00:09:24.000 And I do this, I know this is a risk.
00:09:26.000 Now, I started as an actor in stand-up comic, and no matter what I do with kids, probably your son who's 14, they know the show Arthur, the cartoon.
00:09:34.000 I did the voice of his best friend, The Brain.
00:09:36.000 It was very out of character.
00:09:38.000 That's why I was a method actor.
00:09:39.000 I had to learn how to pretend to be smart.
00:09:41.000 And people constantly bring it up.
00:09:42.000 And I have other cast members who get really mad about that.
00:09:46.000 I just think if it's touched someone in a way that they still remember that, good for them.
00:09:50.000 When people bring up, obviously, Lois and Clark, because it's such an iconic show, does it bother you?
00:09:57.000 Are you like, I've got new stuff?
00:09:58.000 Or just go, hey, great, let's sign an autograph.
00:10:00.000 Sure.
00:10:00.000 Well, you know, one day Chris Kyle showed up on the set of Stars Are And Stripes in a Superman-esque shirt.
00:10:05.000 Right.
00:10:05.000 And a little cape.
00:10:06.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:10:07.000 And I whipped his ass. 1.00
00:10:08.000 No, that did not happen. 1.00
00:10:10.000 I was like, damn, you look better than that than I ever did. 0.98
00:10:14.000 No, I don't shy away from that at all. 0.98
00:10:16.000 I'm so proud to have played that character, one of the greatest, if not the greatest American icon of all time.
00:10:21.000 Here you have this guy who is the most powerful guy in the world.
00:10:21.000 Sure.
00:10:25.000 He could be anything he wants, so he could take advantage of any situation.
00:10:28.000 But because he's raised with small-town American values, he doesn't, and he's the most honorable, wonderful guy.
00:10:33.000 What else do you want?
00:10:35.000 So to be associated with that, no skin off my back.
00:10:40.000 I'll take it.
00:10:41.000 It hasn't stopped me from working, although you wouldn't know that from some of the mean Skype comments.
00:10:46.000 It's so funny.
00:10:47.000 You, heck, that's because you can't get a job.
00:10:48.000 Well, Skype?
00:10:49.000 No, you mean Twitter.
00:10:50.000 I mean, not Skype.
00:10:51.000 Yeah, because that would only be me.
00:10:51.000 Twitter.
00:10:52.000 I'd be the one sending you mean comments on Skype.
00:10:54.000 Yeah, why would you say that to me?
00:10:55.000 Right.
00:10:56.000 Oh, yeah.
00:10:57.000 Twitter.
00:10:57.000 Twitter.
00:10:58.000 So, yeah, people say that stuff.
00:10:59.000 But, you know, I work a ton.
00:11:02.000 And I'm able to be a single father and be at home with my son.
00:11:06.000 So I would not change a thing.
00:11:08.000 Yeah.
00:11:09.000 But that whole Twitter thing does...
00:11:11.000 Oh, it's amazing.
00:11:12.000 I mean, it's so quick how things devolve.
00:11:15.000 Like, you could have, anywhere on the internet, you could have someone say, hey, Olive Garden has unlimited salad and breadsticks.
00:11:21.000 Someone says, I love Olive Garden. 0.98
00:11:22.000 And it's just like someone, the next comment is how they're going to hire a gang to murder his mom because Olive Garden sucks. 0.97
00:11:28.000 And it's like four comments down. 0.98
00:11:30.000 How'd that happen?
00:11:31.000 It evolved very quickly.
00:11:33.000 Very, very quickly.
00:11:34.000 All-you-can-eat salad, and now we're blowing it up.
00:11:36.000 I will tell you this, though.
00:11:37.000 I do have a bit of a bone to pick with you.
00:11:38.000 You probably don't remember this.
00:11:41.000 When I was a kid, and I wasn't initially allowed to watch Lois and Clark.
00:11:44.000 In 93, I was 6.
00:11:46.000 The intro had Terry Hatcher looking quite bosomy, let's be honest.
00:11:50.000 She is bosomy. 0.92
00:11:51.000 She is bosomy. 0.92
00:11:52.000 And my parents were like, I don't think you need to be watching anything so bosomy.
00:11:55.000 But there was an episode.
00:11:56.000 But it makes you feel like home, doesn't it?
00:12:00.000 Remember, this is on terrestrial radio.
00:12:02.000 We have to be careful.
00:12:03.000 I'm making you comfortable.
00:12:04.000 That's good.
00:12:05.000 There were no visual aids.
00:12:07.000 I did nothing to that one.
00:12:09.000 Okay.
00:12:09.000 But you, in an episode, got into some farmhouse, and I remember, as a kid, obviously, I look up to Superman, and you put a glass down.
00:12:17.000 The scene opens up, you're putting a glass down.
00:12:19.000 I remember this clear as day, and you go, oh, nothing better than an ice-cold glass of buttermilk.
00:12:24.000 Do you remember that?
00:12:25.000 I do remember that.
00:12:26.000 And I had no idea what buttermilk was.
00:12:28.000 I just thought, it's going to be great, like extra thick milk.
00:12:31.000 And I just tasted it, and it was the worst, most sour experience. 1.00
00:12:35.000 And I was like, damn you, Dean Cain! 0.99
00:12:38.000 It wasn't me, it was Clark. 1.00
00:12:40.000 Clark did that.
00:12:41.000 And his parents taught him that.
00:12:43.000 You know, because Superman doesn't need to eat.
00:12:45.000 He ate for the pleasure of it because he got his power from the sun.
00:12:49.000 Although your guy's not there to argue with me, so I'm okay.
00:12:52.000 Yeah, Fundip will come in and he'll argue.
00:12:54.000 Fundip, I probably said something wrong and I don't even realize it yet, but that was an Irish show, however much you liked or disliked it, Fundip.
00:13:04.000 That was our thing, that the buttermilk was funny and that was a thing that was from him.
00:13:12.000 Thank you very much.
00:13:14.000 Don't drink buttermilk!
00:13:15.000 That was the only thing I wanted really to get out today.
00:13:18.000 So now we have to get back to the news because it's obligatory.
00:13:21.000 Let's do it.
00:13:22.000 So Chris Crowell, obviously this American sniper.
00:13:24.000 You've seen the film, sure, right?
00:13:25.000 Okay.
00:13:25.000 Yes, I have.
00:13:26.000 I'll be honest.
00:13:26.000 I haven't seen the film yet, namely because of all the...
00:13:29.000 It's so funny when there's so much controversy surrounding something, I feel like I have to just hit reset and forget about that and then go in and see it a little fresh.
00:13:38.000 But it's amazing, not only Michael Moore, a guy like Seth Rogen coming in and calling it, essentially equating it to German Nazi propaganda.
00:13:48.000 You're obviously pretty outwardly conservative.
00:13:50.000 I'm not pulling you out of the closet here.
00:13:53.000 I was never in the closet.
00:13:55.000 You were never in the closet?
00:13:56.000 No.
00:13:57.000 As a conservative?
00:13:59.000 I mean you weren't as outward about this until more recently.
00:14:03.000 No, it's funny.
00:14:05.000 I have very liberal social views.
00:14:07.000 But when it comes to foreign policy and our military and those places and fiscal policy, I am extremely conservative.
00:14:16.000 So you would call yourself a libertarian or do you just – I am much more along the lines of a libertarian, yes.
00:14:21.000 OK. I don't call myself really anything.
00:14:24.000 Yeah.
00:14:25.000 I have voted Democratic before.
00:14:27.000 How dare you?
00:14:28.000 Not for a while.
00:14:28.000 Well, it was Bill Clinton.
00:14:29.000 Bill Clinton, you weren't old enough to vote.
00:14:31.000 No, I voted – my first election was the Canadian prime minister.
00:14:31.000 Good Lord.
00:14:34.000 I'm dual citizen.
00:14:35.000 There you go.
00:14:36.000 I used to know Trudeau – not Trudeau.
00:14:38.000 Turner.
00:14:38.000 What was my buddy?
00:14:39.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:14:39.000 I went to college with Mike Turner, and I believe his father was the PM for a little while.
00:14:44.000 Trudeau was a bit of an ass. 1.00
00:14:46.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:14:46.000 So I'm glad you switched it. 1.00
00:14:48.000 I can't comment on Canadian politics.
00:14:51.000 But yeah, I voted for Bill Clinton.
00:14:53.000 So I really will go with a candidate.
00:14:57.000 Or maybe I got older and wised up.
00:14:59.000 I don't know what it is.
00:15:00.000 Okay, so you voted for Bill.
00:15:02.000 You voted Bill.
00:15:03.000 I voted for Bill Clinton.
00:15:04.000 Does that mean...
00:15:04.000 Please don't tell me you'd go Hillary if she's the...
00:15:08.000 Once that Benghazi thing happened, there was no way. 0.99
00:15:10.000 I wasn't going to go with Hillary anyway.
00:15:12.000 She was very nice to me.
00:15:12.000 I met her.
00:15:14.000 But that's not – no, I would not vote for Hillary.
00:15:17.000 That's not going to happen.
00:15:18.000 No, yeah, it's one of those things.
00:15:20.000 It's so funny.
00:15:21.000 Isn't it amazing though, right?
00:15:22.000 You work in this industry in Hollywood, how the Clintons were just their golden family and how quickly they threw Hillary under the bus for Barack Obama.
00:15:30.000 Well, the politics are ugly and the more time I spend around politics, the more I see it, the uglier it becomes.
00:15:36.000 And I realize that it's, you know, there's been a lot of talk of, hey, why don't you run for office?
00:15:40.000 And sure, I might someday when I got nothing left to lose.
00:15:45.000 But what I don't like is I don't like, you know, He's a 23-term congressman.
00:15:51.000 You shouldn't do that.
00:15:52.000 It should be a part-time job.
00:15:53.000 I also don't like to see these guys getting rich in office.
00:15:57.000 It doesn't jive with the whole, you know, this is our cost.
00:16:02.000 What happens on both the right and the left, too, unfortunately.
00:16:04.000 Oh, yeah.
00:16:04.000 It happens everywhere.
00:16:05.000 I mean, I hate to say this because the guy has been trying to get on the show.
00:16:09.000 But Newt Gingrich, I think he went into public office.
00:16:11.000 He was worth about – his net worth was in the thousands.
00:16:11.000 We had these numbers.
00:16:14.000 Left, it was like $30 million.
00:16:16.000 Sure.
00:16:16.000 See, that's a problem.
00:16:18.000 That shouldn't be happening.
00:16:19.000 Good guy on a lot of other issues, but you look at, I mean, even John McCain is a perfect example.
00:16:24.000 You couldn't have more of a career politician, and a lot of people will get mad because they're saying you should never bring Republicans in the mix when being critical, but I can appreciate that, that you don't label yourself, but you're not a liberal.
00:16:37.000 Let's just be honest. 0.95
00:16:37.000 You hate hippies. 0.95
00:16:38.000 I'm not much of a liberal. 0.92
00:16:40.000 No.
00:16:41.000 No. 0.76
00:16:42.000 No liberals I know would want to punch Michael Moore in the kisser. 0.96
00:16:47.000 I don't want to kiss him in the kisser.
00:16:48.000 I haven't seen anything that I really liked of his, and I just really took offense to that comment.
00:16:53.000 And, you know, hey, catch me at the wrong time and say that comment.
00:16:56.000 It could be a It could be a bad show.
00:16:58.000 It's funny, you know, we have the right to free speech, right?
00:17:00.000 But there are certain things that do warrant in the realm of manhood a smack.
00:17:07.000 I'm not talking about legally.
00:17:08.000 You would be wrong.
00:17:09.000 Believe me.
00:17:10.000 You would be wrong.
00:17:11.000 Legally, I can't do it.
00:17:11.000 It would be bad.
00:17:12.000 Right.
00:17:13.000 But if you walk up to a guy and insult his dead best friend, I mean, you're walking into that one.
00:17:19.000 And believe me, I'm at the other end where I was punched in the face by a union thug and people saying, well, you shouldn't have protested the union state.
00:17:27.000 And that's different.
00:17:27.000 But in this case, if someone walks up and insults your dead friend or dead mother, you've got to expect that.
00:17:33.000 And that's just a perfect example.
00:17:34.000 Not as to whether you should hit him or not, though.
00:17:37.000 I would love to see it. 0.98
00:17:39.000 But cowardice.
00:17:40.000 That's the big irony.
00:17:41.000 Well, they know they're not going to get hit, and that's that thing.
00:17:44.000 There's those intellects.
00:17:45.000 I went to Princeton.
00:17:46.000 I knew a lot of guys like that who thought they wouldn't get hit.
00:17:48.000 They could say whatever they want to, and Maybe they got hit.
00:17:52.000 I don't know.
00:17:54.000 There's a time where it's not all roses.
00:17:56.000 There's a real world out there.
00:17:58.000 Unfortunately, for those that do that here, they don't realize that in 90% of the world, it's the bully that makes the rules.
00:18:05.000 Someone like them, they don't have a chance because the strong guys just smoke them.
00:18:10.000 But here, the strong guys are Chris Kyle and guys like him, and they protect their right to say that stuff, however misguided it may be or however misguided I may think it is.
00:18:20.000 I respect their right.
00:18:21.000 But also, sometimes you want to be Gary Cooper or Jimmy Stewart and give him a good old sock.
00:18:26.000 Let's put it this way.
00:18:27.000 If it was in a film and I smacked him, everybody would cheer.
00:18:30.000 Oh, they'd all cheer.
00:18:32.000 Oh, they'd feel bad for him.
00:18:33.000 Have you ever actually seen Michael Moore?
00:18:35.000 It's the physique.
00:18:37.000 We spend some time in northern Michigan every now and then.
00:18:41.000 No, I was born in Michigan, right?
00:18:42.000 No, we're in Michigan.
00:18:43.000 Mount Clements.
00:18:44.000 Oh, okay.
00:18:45.000 There you go.
00:18:45.000 But you got out pretty quickly, right?
00:18:47.000 I was three.
00:18:48.000 Yeah, you were three.
00:18:49.000 Western Michigan, Northern Michigan.
00:18:50.000 Weather's better than Malibu.
00:18:51.000 Yeah.
00:18:51.000 Actually, Northern Michigan in the summer is, I would argue, more beautiful.
00:18:55.000 Yeah.
00:18:55.000 And Michael Moore's up there.
00:18:57.000 The Traverse City took a tax credit, by the way, to restore a theater.
00:19:00.000 Didn't pay his 1% taxes.
00:19:01.000 But people would feel bad for Michael Moore only because you'd be seen as more classically studly.
00:19:07.000 And it's the physique of a man who's never done a push-up. 1.00
00:19:11.000 So people inherently feel bad for him because he's this underdog, even though he's an ass. 0.99
00:19:17.000 That's where the slap, that's where the open hand slap. 1.00
00:19:19.000 The open hand!
00:19:21.000 Or even the backhand.
00:19:22.000 Right.
00:19:23.000 I mean, I just can't, it's one of those things, I can't get past it, and I know everyone, you know, you get on the cable news and they want this sort of righteous indignation, and I can kind of sense now that when you look at it, you're like, man, it's pretty silly to think, but the internet breeds this, and it is the perfect breeding ground for someone like Michael Moore.
00:19:39.000 He's the guy who probably has 20 different anonymous screen names telling the kid he wants to kill him for the Olive Garden.
00:19:44.000 Yeah, probably.
00:19:46.000 And that's really scary because sometimes I'll see a tweet or something where someone says something really awful to me.
00:19:51.000 So I'll click on their profile.
00:19:52.000 They've got, you know, three tweets and four followers.
00:19:55.000 And the three tweets were mean things about me.
00:19:58.000 Hmm, that's interesting timing.
00:20:00.000 I don't know.
00:20:01.000 But you're so lovable.
00:20:03.000 Exactly!
00:20:04.000 Who hates Dean Cain?
00:20:06.000 Apparently, some of these guys.
00:20:08.000 Look, I expect it.
00:20:09.000 I wade into it. 1.00
00:20:10.000 I mean, I'm a bit of a jerk. 1.00
00:20:11.000 Like, with that, I get it. 0.99
00:20:12.000 I'm pretty bold.
00:20:12.000 But you're Dean Cain.
00:20:14.000 You're Superman.
00:20:14.000 I don't get why people would be so angry with you.
00:20:17.000 I don't know.
00:20:18.000 But you know what?
00:20:19.000 I don't take my comments back.
00:20:20.000 Maybe they're a little quick and a little rash.
00:20:22.000 And I said to Seth, you know, apparently he's walked his comments way back. 1.00
00:20:25.000 And the tweet I said to him was, you know, I like your movies, but right now I want to kick your ass. 0.99
00:20:31.000 And I would say that to my buddies or anybody. 1.00
00:20:33.000 Sure. 1.00
00:20:34.000 And I didn't say I'm going to kick your ass. 1.00
00:20:37.000 No. 1.00
00:20:37.000 I usually don't. 1.00
00:20:38.000 If I'm going to kick somebody's ass, I pretty much don't tell them I'm going to kick their ass. 1.00
00:20:40.000 I just kick their ass. 1.00
00:20:41.000 Right. 1.00
00:20:42.000 But, yeah, so he walked it back, and that's good, and that's fine. 0.99
00:20:47.000 Although, that was a stupid thing to say at the wrong time. 0.99
00:20:50.000 He knew it. 1.00
00:20:50.000 I think he was trying to be snide and a little snippy. 1.00
00:20:53.000 Well, he stole it, too, actually.
00:20:54.000 That comment was stolen from a commenter, I think, on Reddit they found.
00:20:56.000 It was just copy-pasted, and he claimed it as his own.
00:20:58.000 Yeah.
00:20:59.000 And it happens a lot in the comedy community.
00:21:01.000 I've had friends who've done it.
00:21:03.000 Speaking of which, though, we have to go.
00:21:05.000 Mr.
00:21:05.000 Kane...
00:21:05.000 I'm not done!
00:21:06.000 I know!
00:21:07.000 Well, you know, we could keep you for another segment if you want to, but I think your son wants you to go back.
00:21:12.000 Where can people find you on Twitter, by the way?
00:21:13.000 At RealDeanKane.com And if you're going to flame me, at least have more than one follower, okay?
00:21:19.000 Yes.
00:21:20.000 I'll be sure to tell people to follow them so that then they can flame you. 0.90
00:21:23.000 I'll say, hey, follow these guys so we can watch this play out.
00:21:27.000 Thank you, dude.
00:21:28.000 We appreciate it, brother.
00:21:28.000 And we'll have to have you back.
00:21:29.000 I'd love it.
00:21:30.000 Anytime.
00:21:32.000 Imam said, she's 14.
00:21:35.000 She's 14.
00:21:37.000 By Sharia, grace of Allah, she's legal to be married.
00:21:40.000 That is Sharia. 0.90