Louder with Crowder - DeSANTIS VS. TRUMP: ARE THESE POLLS MANIPULATED?! | Louder with Crowder

00:00:00.000 And now, the final song.

00:00:07.000 Louder with the crowd, here we come.

00:00:10.000 Right back where we started from.

00:00:13.000 Louder with Crowder.

00:00:20.000 Crowder.

00:00:22.000 And more power.

00:00:40.000 you.

00:00:44.000 I'm gonna be a stranger in love, I know what I know I'm gonna be a stranger in love, I got to follow

00:01:08.000 I'm gonna be a stranger in love, I know what I know Oh, that's surprising alarm.

00:01:18.000 I don't know if you know this.

00:01:18.000 Occasionally, we actually do have non-branded drinkware, so when I drive here, and this is a non-branded tumbler, so I... Please don't sue me, blender bottle!

00:01:28.000 We have a lot to get to today.

00:01:30.000 It's a big day.

00:01:30.000 It's a fun... You know what?

00:01:31.000 One of my favorite days.

00:01:32.000 And the reason why is because we have Gay William in studio.

00:01:34.000 Oh, that's right!

00:01:35.000 Gay William in studio to talk about Kevin Bacon wants to touch your kids.

00:01:41.000 Emotionally, with drag queens who touch them physically. 1.00

00:01:44.000 So we'll be talking about that, not only that, but what's going on now with drag shows, where they will not host them unless they are with your children.

00:01:50.000 Sorry if this matters, this is legislative.

00:01:53.000 The most important topic I think today that we're going to be getting into, and you cannot let this happen.

00:01:57.000 So please, hit the like button right now, share this show if you can, because Fauci and Trudeau, and of course their complicit media, are trying to say that they never actually advocated for lockdowns or forced people to get vaccines.

00:02:12.000 The only way the left wins long term is if you let that go.

00:02:15.000 It's, ah, let's take the high road.

00:02:16.000 No, no, no, no.

00:02:17.000 We have to remember it, and just like rubbing a dog's face in their own feet, you gotta go, no, no, no, remember this right here?

00:02:22.000 Remember the lockdown?

00:02:23.000 Remember the vaccine mandate?

00:02:24.000 Remember the black face?

00:02:25.000 Love it!

00:02:25.000 There you go!

00:02:26.000 Take it!

00:02:26.000 That's what you have to do.

00:02:28.000 And we'll also be talking about Donald Trump and DeSantis and the attacks that have ramped up.

00:02:36.000 I know some of you are interested in that.

00:02:37.000 I'm not so interested in that, but I know you are.

00:02:39.000 So, Gerald A., how are you, sir?

00:02:41.000 I'm doing well.

00:02:42.000 It's a post-sip world, my friend.

00:02:45.000 Post what?

00:02:45.000 You didn't do your sip.

00:02:46.000 I didn't do my sip because Nick's like, if he does that sip one time, I swear to God, I'm gonna walk out.

00:02:50.000 I'm gonna walk out.

00:02:50.000 Really?

00:02:52.000 I didn't know that was...

00:02:53.000 Did he become an Irishman?

00:02:54.000 There was a little bit of... He is actually Irish.

00:02:59.000 I am!

00:02:59.000 There was a little bit of Dane Cook in there.

00:03:00.000 That wasn't... I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TAKE A SIP I'M GONNA WALK OUT!

00:03:03.000 OOOH! 0.97

00:03:04.000 I HATE WHEN HE TAKES A SIP!

00:03:04.000 OOOH!

00:03:06.000 I HATE WHEN HE GOES SIP!

00:03:07.000 NO SIPPY POOP!

00:03:07.000 OOOH!

00:03:09.000 Sip the shocker!

00:03:11.000 How do you do, Dane Cook?

00:03:14.000 Rage.

00:03:15.000 Yes, pretty much.

00:03:17.000 Someone phoned here?

00:03:18.000 Someone vibrated?

00:03:19.000 By the way, how are you doing?

00:03:20.000 I didn't ask you.

00:03:20.000 I'm good!

00:03:21.000 I normally... but I was so thrown off by the nonsense.

00:03:23.000 Oh, I'm great.

00:03:24.000 I'm great.

00:03:24.000 You know what I love is I love that now my little boy just loves wrestling.

00:03:28.000 And he comes up... Well, that could be good.

00:03:30.000 That could go either way.

00:03:31.000 Well, as long as he doesn't go into it professionally.

00:03:32.000 Well, that's not what I meant, but okay.

00:03:34.000 He does a little Macho Man Randy Savage now, where he comes up, he goes, wrestling?

00:03:39.000 And I go, yeah, what do you want to do?

00:03:40.000 He goes, oh yeah.

00:03:42.000 And I go, ooh, yeah, yeah, you're the cream of the crop.

00:03:45.000 Ooh, he goes, oh yeah, and he throws himself in the bed.

00:03:48.000 Wait till he goes, this is when you get concerned, when he goes, Sandusky?

00:03:56.000 Moving on.

00:03:57.000 You, Penn?

00:03:57.000 What?

00:03:58.000 What?

00:03:58.000 Penn State?

00:03:58.000 I don't even know what it was.

00:04:00.000 All right, so let me ask you this question of the day.

00:04:01.000 What is your favorite COVID conspiracy theory that came true?

00:04:05.000 You can comment below.

00:04:07.000 And you've already heard him, but you love him.

00:04:09.000 He has his own theme song because he is in Daytona Beach, Florida on Rollerblades.

00:04:15.000 The Hilton Oceanfront, May 12th.

00:04:17.000 And then, of course, he is also May 19th, 20th at Hyenas in Dallas.

00:04:21.000 Go to NickDePaoloShow.com.

00:04:22.000 The funniest man alive.

00:04:24.000 Nick DePaolo, how are you, sir?

00:04:25.000 Tremendous, Stephen.

00:04:26.000 How are you?

00:04:26.000 You look... Can I just say this for your fans?

00:04:29.000 They gotta be hockey fans, right?

00:04:30.000 You have a lot of... Sure!

00:04:31.000 I don't know.

00:04:31.000 Not so much.

00:04:33.000 Does Stephen... Is he not the spitting image of Tom Wilson of the Washington Capitals? 0.99

00:04:38.000 Who's the baddest ass in the league, by the way. 0.96

00:04:40.000 That's high praise! 0.99

00:04:44.000 Not Tom Wilson, the Senator. 1.00

00:04:45.000 He was a dick. 1.00

00:04:46.000 Stephen, you are an unknown hockey player. 1.00

00:04:48.000 Right. 1.00

00:04:49.000 I know my ass! 1.00

00:04:50.000 I thought I looked like Tom Wilkinson, the actor. 1.00

00:04:52.000 Come on, Gerald!

00:04:53.000 He's not Patrick Wall!

00:04:54.000 This guy, no, thank God he's not.

00:04:56.000 This guy is a, first of all, he's the toughest guy in the league, and he's a great hockey player.

00:05:00.000 I mean, they rely on him for scoring.

00:05:01.000 Well, they can bring it up in the control room later and we'll let the audience be the judge.

00:05:04.000 Absolutely.

00:05:05.000 But thank you, I appreciate the compliment.

00:05:06.000 I'm just saying, I have a crush on you.

00:05:08.000 Go ahead.

00:05:08.000 Did you ever watch the documentary on Bob Probert?

00:05:10.000 Bob Probert, yeah.

00:05:11.000 Did you watch the documentary?

00:05:12.000 I didn't have to, I sold him his Coke.

00:05:17.000 That's why he was so fast when he fought.

00:05:19.000 What a badass he was.

00:05:22.000 I read a list of toughest guys in history.

00:05:24.000 They got him at number one on about ten lists.

00:05:26.000 A friend of our family, Stu Grimson, had to fight him.

00:05:28.000 You know Stu Grimson?

00:05:30.000 Yeah, actually it's funny.

00:05:31.000 Can I do this?

00:05:31.000 It was hockey.

00:05:32.000 I'll just look.

00:05:34.000 So hockey ministries.

00:05:35.000 This was something when we were kids.

00:05:36.000 We were underprivileged kids.

00:05:37.000 And I ran.

00:05:38.000 Yeah, a lot of hockey and I ran.

00:05:40.000 Another two minutes doing Turkish oil wrestling.

00:05:43.000 Do you see that?

00:05:44.000 They do that in the Middle East. 0.61

00:05:45.000 It's shirtless oil wrestling.

00:05:47.000 Yes, we like wrestling, but you need to lube them up!

00:05:51.000 Lube them up for the takedown! 0.67

00:05:52.000 So, it's hockey, it's like underprivileged kids a lot of the time, and it's a Christian hockey camp, so they do like Bible studies and stuff, and teach kids, you know, skill sets, and then they bring in a pro to coach.

00:06:01.000 And my dad was one of the stable coaches, and then one year it was Stu Grimson, and he came in, and he talked about with Bob Probert, because Stu was a tough guy.

00:06:09.000 Yeah, he was!

00:06:10.000 He said, and this is true, And I've known people like this, and sometimes I can be this way.

00:06:15.000 But he said, you know, the thing is, Stu said, with Bob Probert, you know, you have, what is it, 80 games in a season?

00:06:21.000 Something like that.

00:06:22.000 He said, you knew whenever you were about to face Bob Probert, his team, it wasn't that he was a good fighter.

00:06:29.000 It was that he was a man with complete disregard for his own personal safety or well-being, and he wasn't going to stop until you put him down.

00:06:38.000 And he said, and living with a man like that in your head for 48 hours is a very difficult life to live.

00:06:44.000 Yeah, that's called a good fighter, the qualities you mentioned.

00:06:47.000 Yeah, but he just, because Stu was a smart guy.

00:06:50.000 Just imagine, this is a guy who was willing to break himself, and he was a good scorer!

00:06:53.000 Yeah.

00:06:54.000 All right, speaking of a scorer, See the little segway there?

00:06:58.000 That was beautiful.

00:07:00.000 Like the guy who invented the segway and segwayed off a cliff.

00:07:03.000 That's how he died, right?

00:07:05.000 The guy who invented the segway and segwayed off a cliff.

00:07:05.000 No.

00:07:07.000 Can I see footage of that? 0.97

00:07:08.000 I haven't jerked off in a long time. 0.93

00:07:10.000 Oh, wait a minute! 0.73

00:07:12.000 Sorry, I forgot this is the early part of the show.

00:07:15.000 I'm serious!

00:07:16.000 I'm sorry!

00:07:16.000 It'll be fine!

00:07:19.000 I guess you can't take that out either.

00:07:20.000 This is like streaming, is it?

00:07:21.000 Yes.

00:07:22.000 You've heard of live?

00:07:24.000 Yeah, I'm sorry.

00:07:27.000 Can I apologize?

00:07:28.000 But he's like, what's streaming?

00:07:29.000 What is that?

00:07:29.000 Oh, it's live!

00:07:30.000 I don't know.

00:07:31.000 I don't even know how to tell people to get to your show.

00:07:33.000 Yeah, I know.

00:07:33.000 I go, just drive to, you know where, and see it live.

00:07:36.000 Drive to Dick's Sporting Goods.

00:07:39.000 The Schenectady Airport that plays on every screen next to whatever Don Lemon's doing now.

00:07:42.000 Okay, so, I'm sorry, we've dragged out, we've wasted your time, but you know what, that's part of it.

00:07:46.000 So Barbie, Mattel, in order to boost inclusivity, just announced, and at one point you would have thought this was a sketch, all references are available for you at lightearthcreditor.com, this is real, they just announced the release, I feel bad even saying it, Down Syndrome Barbie.

00:08:07.000 The world's first Barbie with Down Syndrome will give children the opportunity to play with more inclusive dolls.

00:08:14.000 This doll is breaking barriers by creating the first fashion doll with Down Syndrome, allowing more children to project their future through fashion doll play and imagine what is possible.

00:08:27.000 Mattel, Barbie's parent company, announced the new figures will soon be hitting store shelves.

00:08:33.000 Well, here's the thing.

00:08:34.000 They really have been going full bore.

00:08:35.000 Mattel actually announced plans to expand this in the name of diversity before the end of the year with Sickle Cell Barbie.

00:08:41.000 Oh, for the love of... So that's something they also... You know, look, everyone's...

00:08:45.000 Everyone's involved.

00:08:47.000 Down syndrome Barbie. 1.00

00:08:48.000 Short bus, not included.

00:08:49.000 Did she have to say... Did she have to say smash through barriers when we all know about special needs strength?

00:08:56.000 I mean, for crying out loud.

00:08:58.000 I looked at the Barbie and I'm like... She doesn't look that downsy.

00:09:03.000 That's my whole point.

00:09:03.000 Exactly!

00:09:04.000 It looks like Amy Schumer Barbie.

00:09:07.000 Says this is the down syndrome Barbie and it's like here another Barbie to sell?

00:09:11.000 Like I feel like I'm being taken advantage of. 0.96

00:09:12.000 Now with more retard. 1.00

00:09:14.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:09:17.000 Professional assistant not included.

00:09:20.000 By the way, if you see this or hear this on YouTube, because I'm sure we've already had to hit it, this means...

00:09:29.000 What's going on is still on Rumble, so we don't have to self-censor on YouTube.

00:09:32.000 And it's a live show, Monday through Friday, 10 a.m.

00:09:34.000 Eastern.

00:09:35.000 Friday only on Mug Club, the rest of the time on Rumble.

00:09:38.000 And we encourage you to watch.

00:09:39.000 We do not get to do this without you.

00:09:41.000 We're funded by viewers like you at Mug Club, unlike NPR, who's funded by tax dollars.

00:09:45.000 How about Monkeypox Ken?

00:09:47.000 Can we get that?

00:09:48.000 Yes!

00:09:50.000 That's only fair.

00:09:51.000 He drives his convertible.

00:09:52.000 It's inclusive.

00:09:53.000 Drives his convertible and skin flakes just flying off.

00:09:58.000 Can we get some Barbie in the face? 1.00

00:10:00.000 Oh, no, gosh, what do you have, leprosy?

00:10:03.000 No, I just went to a Norwegian techno festival.

00:10:05.000 How about the 42% suicide rate Barbie?

00:10:09.000 Listen, I'm sorry, if we're going there, let's go there.

00:10:13.000 It comes with a nice sailor's knot.

00:10:14.000 Yeah, there's a noose in every room in the Barbie dream house. 0.94

00:10:21.000 When it comes with a little 8-ball that says, not today.

00:10:23.000 Look, look, here's the thing.

00:10:24.000 I have worked with, you know, the special needs people for years.

00:10:27.000 Yeah, me too.

00:10:28.000 They never were sitting there.

00:10:29.000 Yeah, well that's just called taking advantage.

00:10:29.000 I call it dating.

00:10:31.000 It's called grooming, Dave.

00:10:33.000 It's called grooming, little ladies. 1.00

00:10:38.000 None of them ever thought, I don't feel represented.

00:10:42.000 They never complained about it.

00:10:42.000 Right.

00:10:43.000 They were totally fine.

00:10:45.000 They were totally fine.

00:10:46.000 With their toys.

00:10:48.000 Just like chubby girls weren't going, Barbie's too thin. 1.00

00:10:51.000 Right, exactly.

00:10:52.000 I mean, Barbie allows me to live a full life, apparently.

00:10:56.000 Dang it, she's going to clip this in now. 1.00

00:10:58.000 I know, soundboard.

00:11:02.000 Sorry, dang it.

00:11:03.000 Alright.

00:11:05.000 So you guys can comment if you, you know, look, if you have a kid with Down syndrome and you're really happy about Down syndrome, Barbie, great.

00:11:09.000 Good for you. 1.00

00:11:09.000 I just think that it's stupid. 1.00

00:11:11.000 Yes. 1.00

00:11:11.000 And I don't mean stupid, like, cool, like, oh, you're stupid. 1.00

00:11:15.000 Unintelligent. 1.00

00:11:15.000 I mean, stupid. 1.00

00:11:16.000 I thought you guys were doing a parody of a commercial. 1.00

00:11:18.000 I know.

00:11:19.000 I know some of the stuff exists, but that one even went a little... I mean, yeah, it's, look, we need it.

00:11:25.000 It was needed, but now we have it, so everything is good.

00:11:28.000 So let's move on to a story that I think is also really important here.

00:11:30.000 Yeah.

00:11:31.000 Remember COVID?

00:11:33.000 Remember that?

00:11:34.000 Remember that was a thing?

00:11:35.000 And some of you may not know, some of you who maybe were a little bit younger, the entire world got locked down.

00:11:42.000 They were locked down, then there were vaccine mandates, it upended the economy, unemployment to numbers that we've never seen in our lifetime, the fundamental shifting of the economy, all on the word of a few experts and of course the lackeys who said trust the science.

00:11:54.000 And I know that right now this isn't super topical, right, and everyone always wants to jump on the trend and the trend and the trend, but I think this is probably the most important subject we covered today.

00:12:03.000 Why?

00:12:04.000 The only way the left wins is if there is no sunlight.

00:12:07.000 They squirm anytime there's transparency.

00:12:09.000 They squirm anytime they're called to the mat to answer for their actions.

00:12:14.000 And they want you to now actually believe in their complicit media, right, in the industrial entertainment media complex.

00:12:20.000 They want you to believe that they never did all of those things.

00:12:23.000 So let me sort of lead the way here.

00:12:24.000 Halloween 2022, the Atlantic started running cover, right?

00:12:28.000 And that's for the expert class, the science, the science as they called it, trademarked.

00:12:34.000 They ran an article called Let's Declare a Pandemic Amnesty.

00:12:38.000 Now, this article implored readers to, quote, forgive the experts for their misguided recommendations and mandates.

00:12:46.000 So these are some of the things they said.

00:12:47.000 We have to put these fights aside and declare a pandemic amnesty.

00:12:51.000 We can leave out the willful purveyors of actual misinformation while forgiving the hard calls that people had no choice but to make with imperfect knowledge.

00:13:00.000 Yeah.

00:13:00.000 I have to stop him right there.

00:13:02.000 I read the beginning of that article, and I'm like, no, you're lying.

00:13:05.000 You said you were on a hiking trail with cloth masks that you made for your family, that there was a signal that the lead hiker would give if anybody was coming close, where you would put the masks on, and you had no idea that cloth masks wouldn't work.

00:13:18.000 I did a guided tour with them, and it didn't work because they were doing Navy signals.

00:13:22.000 I only know the Air Force signals.

00:13:23.000 Well, that's apparently true.

00:13:24.000 You did the bicycling stop.

00:13:28.000 Yesterday, I saw the guy doing this, the bicycle stop.

00:13:31.000 I saw him unironically doing this, and I just, I mean, I ran him over.

00:13:35.000 I was gonna say, please tell me you took a hard right into his bike.

00:13:38.000 Yes, I did.

00:13:39.000 So don't let them tell you that we didn't know these things.

00:13:41.000 We've known it for a hundred years.

00:13:43.000 Lockdowns were actually not recommended by the WHO immediately.

00:13:46.000 Sorry, and I know we're gonna get into people saying this, but that is the important part.

00:13:49.000 It was the CDC and it was Fauci.

00:13:49.000 But they weren't the science.

00:13:51.000 So, let's go to, I guess let's start with now, what they're saying.

00:13:51.000 Exactly.

00:13:56.000 Okay?

00:13:57.000 These experts versus them.

00:13:59.000 So it's a matter of record and it's irrefutable.

00:14:00.000 And hopefully you can use this with your friends because watch the conversation change.

00:14:04.000 Remember, just don't forget, don't think, did I dream that?

00:14:07.000 All your friends now who are saying, oh, you know, we didn't know.

00:14:09.000 No, they did know.

00:14:10.000 Those same people at your dinner meeting, at your Thanksgiving dinners were saying, we have to lock down.

00:14:15.000 Can you believe that Republicans are going to spread this?

00:14:17.000 Remember.

00:14:18.000 We were providing information at that point in time while the experts were giving you one side.

00:14:23.000 Now they're acting as though they never had access to this information.

00:14:26.000 It's not true.

00:14:27.000 It's just like Fauci when he said AIDS was airborne and other scientists said no it's not, but he was in a position of authority.

00:14:33.000 So now we have Prime Minister Blackface in chief Justin Trudeau, University of Ottawa on Monday,

00:14:40.000 said that he actually never forced anyone to get vaccinated.

00:14:43.000 Okay, sorry, wrong clip.

00:14:50.000 Here's the right clip.

00:14:51.000 All of the scientists and the medical experts and the researchers, not just in Canada but around the world, understood that vaccination was going to be the way through this.

00:15:05.000 And therefore, while not forcing anyone To get vaccinated, I chose to make sure that all the incentives and all the protections were there to encourage Canadians to get vaccinated.

00:15:18.000 And that's exactly what they did.

00:15:20.000 We got vaccinated to a higher level than just about any other of our peer countries.

00:15:25.000 Yeah.

00:15:26.000 Threatening people with jail time and freezing their bank accounts.

00:15:28.000 It was just incentives.

00:15:30.000 Like a rapist's gun. 0.83

00:15:37.000 What's that? 0.98

00:15:38.000 Bitch, it's incentive! 1.00

00:15:39.000 I had to sleep with my... I am an entrepreneur! 1.00

00:15:46.000 Don't you, ain't you ever heard of quantitative easing, bitch? 1.00

00:15:48.000 The point is, this is, this is what they say, it's incentives. 0.97

00:15:52.000 Oh, isn't that a nice, isn't that a nice just term now?

00:15:54.000 These were incentives.

00:15:55.000 Freezing bank accounts and ruining your... Yeah, that's not an incentive.

00:15:58.000 So let's go back to, they're trying to memory hole you, back then...

00:15:58.000 No.

00:16:03.000 Prime Minister Blackface, who did it like nine times. 0.92

00:16:06.000 The thing about the fact that this guy has been forgiven, it just shows you none of this selective outrage is real.

00:16:10.000 This guy did it more times than you probably wear an outfit, period, in your life, Blackface. 1.00

00:16:16.000 More times than I did it.

00:16:17.000 Yes.

00:16:17.000 Which is hard to do.

00:16:19.000 I mean, depends on which years we're taking, which seasons, but, you know, it's certainly close.

00:16:26.000 And we love you for it.

00:16:27.000 So, back then, Trudeau, he actually made it so that people couldn't even go about their day at all without getting the vaccine.

00:16:35.000 This is then.

00:16:36.000 I had to because of the new rules with the restaurant.

00:16:39.000 They said I better get another dose because I can't go anywhere. 0.98

00:16:42.000 I can't do sh**. 0.97

00:16:45.000 And more restrictions are on the way. 0.94

00:16:48.000 Justin Trudeau is promising vaccine mandates for the federal public service and for travelers.

00:16:53.000 We're going to make sure in the coming weeks that anyone 12 or older who wants to get on a plane or a train be fully vaccinated.

00:17:04.000 September 21st of 2021.

00:17:06.000 Yep.

00:17:08.000 A year and a half into the pandemic.

00:17:10.000 He was very proud of it too.

00:17:12.000 So for him to now say, I never forced anyone, and by the way, let's also, here's another then, just so you know.

00:17:12.000 Yes.

00:17:19.000 Prime Minister Blackface described, and we're going to get to Fauci, he described people protesting the vaccine mandates, which by the way, why would you need to protest anything if there's no vaccine mandate?

00:17:27.000 Which is what he's saying now. 0.93

00:17:29.000 He described the people protesting the vaccine mandate, which is a figment of your imagination, as Disgusting subhuman.

00:17:36.000 And to Canadians at home, watching in disgust and disbelief at this behavior, wondering how this could have happened in our nation's capital after everything we've been through together, this is not the story of our pandemic.

00:17:53.000 Of our country.

00:17:54.000 Of our people.

00:17:55.000 The two worst human beings that I have ever seen in politics.

00:17:58.000 That man and Governor Whitmer in Michigan.

00:18:01.000 Yeah.

00:18:01.000 There are people who disagree with it.

00:18:02.000 There are people who you can tell just get off on power and abusing it.

00:18:05.000 He's one of them. 0.70

00:18:06.000 Yeah, and he's so weak he's dangerous.

00:18:08.000 Yes.

00:18:09.000 Because he's going to have to do something to make himself look strong. 0.98

00:18:11.000 Like freezing the bank accounts of truckers and saying that they're disgusting people. 0.76

00:18:15.000 Again, I'll give you the timeline.

00:18:17.000 About a year into the pandemic.

00:18:18.000 It's not like we didn't know anything.

00:18:19.000 Come on, are you serious?

00:18:20.000 Yeah, at that point, well guess what?

00:18:21.000 They were removing.

00:18:23.000 Us from YouTube, from Facebook, from Twitter.

00:18:25.000 If we said that, hey, these lockdowns don't work, the WHO doesn't recommend them, that was one of the suspensions.

00:18:31.000 No lockdowns, according to WHO, who also denied that Taiwan existed.

00:18:35.000 on the first one on the very first.

00:18:37.000 One.

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00:19:20.000 Another issue, then.

00:19:22.000 You know what?

00:19:23.000 Again, this is a PG-13 show.

00:19:24.000 I'm pretty sure I know what Nick's going to say after this clip.

00:19:26.000 I will not.

00:19:27.000 You know what?

00:19:28.000 Do it.

00:19:29.000 Do it, Nick. 0.84

00:19:29.000 I think you let your freak flag fly. 0.84

00:19:30.000 So, Deputy Prime Minister Chrystia Freeland. 0.99

00:19:34.000 Lock sucker! 1.00

00:19:36.000 That's not an insult, she's a lady. 1.00

00:19:39.000 That just means she's doing her part.

00:19:40.000 I thought it was a guy, sorry.

00:19:42.000 Vowed to quote, ruin truckers who protested against the VAX mandates, which by the way, they now say never happened, in February 2022.

00:19:53.000 If your truck is being used in these protests, your corporate accounts will be frozen.

00:20:00.000 The insurance on your vehicle will be suspended.

00:20:06.000 The consequences are real and they will bite.

00:20:12.000 It is time for you to go home.

00:20:15.000 Nick, opinions on that broad?

00:20:17.000 Uh, speaking of frozen, she looks like Ted Williams' head.

00:20:21.000 You know, people be going, I live in Canada, everything's frozen. 0.99

00:20:26.000 Raise my back and count your ugly witch. 1.00

00:20:29.000 See that? I claimed it. 1.00

00:20:30.000 No, say it, say it. You don't even have to say it.

00:20:31.000 With her I was hoping you wouldn't.

00:20:33.000 If you look up, where do you think her picture is next to what in the dictionary? 0.99

00:20:36.000 Oh, it begins with a C and ends in a T. Rhymes with cunt. 1.00

00:20:41.000 I thought you were going to say punt. 0.99

00:20:47.000 I was looking for one today.

00:20:48.000 That woman, I could not stand her. 1.00

00:20:49.000 Thank you, Nick.

00:20:50.000 PG-13, I guess.

00:20:52.000 It's a new 13.

00:20:53.000 It's PG-48.

00:20:54.000 It's the American Psycho PG-13.

00:20:58.000 NC-13.

00:20:59.000 It's a hybrid.

00:21:00.000 13-year-old pirate.

00:21:01.000 Aye. 1.00

00:21:02.000 She's a motherless fuck. 1.00

00:21:04.000 Gosh. 1.00

00:21:05.000 That's my new favorite go-to.

00:21:07.000 I learned that one from the Sopranos. 1.00

00:21:10.000 And we're going to go to Fauci here, but comment below, especially if you're from Canada.

00:21:14.000 If you're from Canada, look, you are the sample pool. 0.99

00:21:17.000 If you're on Rumble, if you're on YouTube, you comment and people will get to see it.

00:21:20.000 The beauty is you can now comment on the mandates.

00:21:23.000 You can now comment on the lockdowns and criticize them because they're trying to say that they never existed.

00:21:27.000 So at least that opens it up to conversation.

00:21:29.000 Let's go to Fauci, everyone's favorite marionette who wants to be a real boy.

00:21:34.000 Here's what he is saying now.

00:21:37.000 In a New York Times interview, Fauci tried to avoid any of the blame for the lockdowns.

00:21:43.000 He said, show me a school that I shut down and show me a factory that I shut down.

00:21:48.000 Never.

00:21:49.000 I never did.

00:21:50.000 I never did.

00:21:52.000 Never ever did I did a did.

00:21:55.000 I gave a public health recommendation that echoed the CDC's recommendation, and people made a decision based on that.

00:22:02.000 He also added, something clearly went wrong.

00:22:05.000 I don't know exactly what that was.

00:22:07.000 It's science.

00:22:08.000 We can guess.

00:22:09.000 We can take a guess.

00:22:10.000 That's like a mob boss saying, I never ordered that hit.

00:22:12.000 That's right.

00:22:13.000 Come on.

00:22:14.000 I never did that.

00:22:16.000 It's very mob-like, isn't it?

00:22:17.000 When you think of, we're going to shut down your bank accounts, we're just going to make it so that you can't purchase anything, we're going to make it so that you can't travel, and you know, you do whatever you want.

00:22:25.000 Yeah, you can't flee this persecution to at least get somewhere where you can live.

00:22:28.000 Oh, you want to come back?

00:22:29.000 You want to go visit your family in Europe?

00:22:32.000 Well, we're gonna lock you down for 14 days in a quarantine.

00:22:34.000 And, you know, maybe you show back up, maybe you don't.

00:22:38.000 So that's what he's saying now, Fauci.

00:22:40.000 Let's go back in case you didn't know, but the record matters.

00:22:44.000 Back then, Fauci was, I mean, I wish I loved anything as much as Fauci loved using lockdowns to stop the virus.

00:22:52.000 I would like to see a dramatic diminution of the personal interaction that we see in restaurants and in bars.

00:23:00.000 Whatever it takes to do that.

00:23:03.000 Sorry, I had to blow my nose.

00:23:04.000 I have that red tide.

00:23:05.000 Still red tide?

00:23:06.000 Yep.

00:23:06.000 You sure it's not COVID?

00:23:07.000 I have no idea, and I don't care.

00:23:10.000 Here's another clip of then.

00:23:11.000 Again, keep in mind right now, we have no idea.

00:23:13.000 I didn't know.

00:23:14.000 Show me anything that I shut down back then.

00:23:17.000 He urged lockdowns to coerce people into getting the vaccination.

00:23:20.000 Here you go.

00:23:20.000 But lockdown has its consequences.

00:23:23.000 You use lockdowns to get people vaccinated.

00:23:28.000 Oh! 0.60

00:23:28.000 So lockdowns to stop the spread of COVID, and then lockdowns to force people to get the vaccine. 0.60

00:23:34.000 Just to be clear, that's two different instances of lockdowns.

00:23:37.000 What he wants to tell you, what he wants you to believe is, show me a factory I shut down like he's a foreman.

00:23:42.000 Right, exactly.

00:23:42.000 He didn't walk in and order it, but basically he said, look, that's a vaccine passport ad right there.

00:23:47.000 That's basically saying, hey, you want to live your life?

00:23:49.000 You want to go to work?

00:23:50.000 You want to be able to make a living and feed your family and also be able to protect them and provide home and security for them?

00:23:55.000 Maybe you should get this jab, otherwise you can't do any of that.

00:23:57.000 Yeah.

00:23:57.000 Yeah, it's Hitler saying, uh, show me a Jewish, uh, store I shut down.

00:24:00.000 Yes, it is.

00:24:01.000 Right, exactly.

00:24:02.000 That's exactly right.

00:24:03.000 And othering anyone who doesn't get the vaccine.

00:24:05.000 Sounds much better in Bavarian.

00:24:07.000 Yeah, it does.

00:24:07.000 He was, uh, he was very charismatic.

00:24:11.000 He was a headliner.

00:24:12.000 That guy could draw.

00:24:14.000 Yeah, he just showed up to a club.

00:24:15.000 I'm not going to MC!

00:24:16.000 Night!

00:24:17.000 You think I'm a middler?

00:24:19.000 A middler!

00:24:22.000 On you, on you paper, the room!

00:24:23.000 Yes, I, I am not, I'm not, I'm not feature act!

00:24:27.000 I'm not feature act!

00:24:29.000 A little bit of inside baseball for people who've had to live through the prize-swallowing siege that is the stand-up circuit.

00:24:34.000 If he had only succeeded, we could have avoided all of it.

00:24:36.000 Exactly, yeah.

00:24:38.000 Oh my god!

00:24:38.000 No, I mean as a comedian!

00:24:40.000 I can't believe he's playing it safe over here.

00:24:43.000 We got a priest over here praising the Third Reich.

00:24:46.000 No, I did not!

00:24:47.000 Gerald's final solution.

00:24:48.000 Clip it, use it!

00:24:51.000 A letter from Paul to the Third Reich.

00:24:55.000 Nice work, fellas! 0.83

00:24:57.000 Just let Hitler succeed in the club! 1.00

00:24:59.000 As a comedian! 1.00

00:25:01.000 Yeah, in the Jew-killing club. 1.00

00:25:02.000 What's wrong with you? 1.00

00:25:02.000 You're making it worse! 1.00

00:25:04.000 Yeah, the club.

00:25:05.000 Like, we don't know what that means.

00:25:06.000 Earth!

00:25:07.000 Earth!

00:25:08.000 Slavery was okay.

00:25:09.000 They had a handshake!

00:25:10.000 Shake! 1.00

00:25:11.000 Sub it! 0.97

00:25:11.000 Pound it! 0.97

00:25:12.000 Okay, so that's right.

00:25:16.000 I get it with Fauci.

00:25:17.000 Look, it takes a big man to admit that he's wrong.

00:25:19.000 But Fauci's 5'5".

00:25:20.000 So you can't expect it of him.

00:25:22.000 And if you're still wondering...

00:25:25.000 You're still wondering, by the way.

00:25:26.000 Again, these are the real-life consequences of lies from people in positions of authority.

00:25:31.000 Here's the thing.

00:25:32.000 Some homeless guy lies and he has no effect.

00:25:35.000 It's when you centralize power to unelected officials who are free to lie, as it, by the way, serves to mandate policy that you have a problem.

00:25:43.000 This is why when people say, oh, I'm pro-free speech, but their solution is socialism, I

00:25:47.000 like that people are further away.

00:25:48.000 I like that people are further away.

00:26:10.000 the show if you're this is this is I'm sure has mostly been dumped on YouTube most.

00:26:36.000 Yes.

00:26:37.000 Is that because I'm made seriously?

00:26:38.000 No, no, absolutely not.

00:26:40.000 It's usually Gerald.

00:26:41.000 Oh, really?

00:26:42.000 You can say naughty words.

00:26:43.000 You can't say that the CDC says that the flu is more dangerous than COVID for kids.

00:26:47.000 The more I find out about Gerald, the more I like about him.

00:26:49.000 I know. 0.88

00:26:50.000 He's like a Dick Cabot if he were a sociopath. 0.98

00:26:52.000 That's right! 0.84

00:26:54.000 Boy, if I were a sociopath, I'm not sure that's good with anybody.

00:26:57.000 Well, it's good for us. 0.99

00:26:59.000 It could be like, you're an who-cares and a sociopath.

00:27:01.000 Yeah, well, I mean, it's good for us, but, you know, we'll keep an eye on Child Protective Services.

00:27:05.000 So, what you can't do is let them, this is why when people say, hey, why do you break, look, Don't let the memory hold us.

00:27:12.000 This is an actual legal, a political, as a matter of policy, version of gaslighting.

00:27:17.000 They come out, right?

00:27:18.000 Fauci.

00:27:19.000 And by they, I do mean the left.

00:27:21.000 Why you gotta say left, man?

00:27:22.000 Okay, is anyone on the right trying to get you to forget about lockdowns and vaccine mandates?

00:27:27.000 Maybe you have a couple.

00:27:28.000 You're Mitch McConnell's of the world, but I would consider them among the left.

00:27:31.000 They're certainly not allies of mine.

00:27:32.000 They want you to actually believe that they never... In the next clip, I'm going to have to actually blow my nose, like, fully.

00:27:40.000 They want you to believe that they never did these things, and the media says, good enough for us!

00:27:47.000 Let's just tell people that you never did.

00:27:49.000 Now here is, again, we talked about the real-life consequences.

00:27:53.000 The lockdowns had real-life consequences.

00:27:55.000 The vaccine mandates had real-life consequences.

00:27:57.000 Remember when they were saying, locking down just to be safe, just to be safe, as though there were no risks?

00:28:01.000 We were talking about this.

00:28:02.000 You can go back and check the references.

00:28:04.000 The percentage of children, by the way, Reaching expected levels of learning fell dramatically pre-pandemic, 72% to 59%.

00:28:12.000 Math scores in 2022 saw the largest decrease ever.

00:28:15.000 Suicide attempts skyrocketed from 2019 to 2021.

00:28:18.000 Teen suicide went up by 51%.

00:28:20.000 The economy was devastated in a way that you could have never pictured.

00:28:23.000 The first year of the pandemic, 200,000 more businesses than normal permanently closed.

00:28:29.000 2020, the worldwide economy shrank by an estimated five, sorry, is it 8.5%?

00:28:33.000 8.5 trillion dollars. 0.84

00:28:36.000 That's 9% of the total economy because that little Geppetto son-of-a-bitch decided that he wanted to, but not go into the factory like officer and a gentleman, right? 1.00

00:28:46.000 That's what he wants you to think. 0.97

00:28:47.000 Like, I never went into the factory and closed it down because of you, the expert, the science, and all your cabal.

00:28:53.000 Like Nick says, 10 people in a room, you devastated the world, and now you want us to think that it was our fault.

00:28:59.000 I guess I just shut down my business permanently.

00:29:02.000 I don't know why I did that. 0.81

00:29:04.000 Silly me.

00:29:05.000 They hauled me off to jail when I was open on a Saturday, but I guess that was my fault. 0.92

00:29:10.000 It's a dry rehearsal for what's coming next, I swear to God.

00:29:12.000 They just want to see how far they can push.

00:29:14.000 Oh, I do too.

00:29:15.000 But I'm just saying, they wanted to see how much we would obey, how much we would take. 0.99

00:29:19.000 They were fucking laughing. 0.98

00:29:20.000 Remember the first thing they told us, don't touch our eyes? 0.99

00:29:23.000 Remember that one?

00:29:24.000 That's one of my main hobbies.

00:29:27.000 Yeah, I was gonna say, were you touching your eyes before COVID?

00:29:30.000 Were you going, oh honey, put on your pants, I don't need you. 1.00

00:29:34.000 I was touching my eyes after COVID.

00:29:36.000 My friends go, who's responsible for the pandemic?

00:29:38.000 I'd go... Well, it's horrible for me because I like to role play.

00:29:41.000 I like to role play Clockwork Orange, where I just...

00:29:47.000 Yeah, don't touch your eyes.

00:29:48.000 Sanitize your packages. 0.93

00:29:49.000 Don't punch your wife. 0.78

00:29:50.000 I mean, come on!

00:29:51.000 I mean, you know, look.

00:29:51.000 They know no bounds.

00:29:53.000 Here's the thing.

00:29:54.000 So the first salvo is basically, oh, we didn't actually say these things.

00:29:58.000 And what we're seeing sprinkled in now is, well, we just didn't have enough information.

00:30:01.000 Yes, we did.

00:30:02.000 We weren't just guessing when we said this.

00:30:05.000 All of this information was available and you decided to bury it.

00:30:08.000 They're the ones saying, follow the science.

00:30:11.000 They came up with that phrase.

00:30:13.000 So you had plenty of information.

00:30:14.000 Exactly.

00:30:15.000 But that's what's most important.

00:30:16.000 I always say it's not what decisions did they make in the absence of information.

00:30:19.000 What decisions did they make when that information was available and they denied it anyway?

00:30:24.000 It's not like there were no... This is what they do with global warming.

00:30:27.000 97% of scientists, which is a bullshit statistic. 0.80

00:30:29.000 In other words, when they say, Hey, the Kyoto Protocol, now is it the Paris Accord, or is it the Montreal Agreement, the Paris Accord, the Kyoto Protocol, I can't remember the exact name. 0.95

00:30:37.000 The Louisiana Purchase Agreement.

00:30:38.000 Yes, we're now in Paris right now, and what they'll say is, well all the scientists agreed on this when it devastates the economy of the world permanently.

00:30:46.000 You need to know, green policy would devastate the economy of the world permanently.

00:30:50.000 Permanently.

00:30:51.000 Mass death and starvation that you can't even imagine.

00:30:54.000 Just take what happened with COVID and apply it to the entire globe and look at the policies.

00:30:59.000 And that information is available right now.

00:31:01.000 They'll say it's only three percent.

00:31:02.000 It's not.

00:31:03.000 What decisions did they make in the face of information that we now know to be accurate anyway?

00:31:09.000 And the only way you learn from it is when you move forward you say, okay, as many voices as possible so that we can take in wise counsel and make a decision.

00:31:16.000 They eliminated those voices.

00:31:17.000 They eliminated them.

00:31:18.000 Don't let them eliminate yours.

00:31:19.000 Don't let them make you believe it.

00:31:21.000 Hit like if you're watching the show right now and you understand the gaslighting that is taking place.

00:31:25.000 It drives me nuts.

00:31:27.000 Oh, okay.

00:31:29.000 You feel better?

00:31:29.000 We got that off your chest a little bit earlier?

00:31:31.000 I'll piss now! 0.96

00:31:33.000 That's the beauty of it, though.

00:31:34.000 We have empirical evidence now to point to.

00:31:37.000 Yes.

00:31:37.000 You know what I mean?

00:31:38.000 But not if we let them write history.

00:31:40.000 No, that's right. 0.99

00:31:41.000 Just come out and, you know, fucking... Yeah. 0.99

00:31:43.000 As opposed to Gerald, who wants to write history. 1.00

00:31:45.000 Geez.

00:31:49.000 I am far too blonde-haired and blue-eyed for you guys to make these jokes about me.

00:31:52.000 That's true.

00:31:52.000 We are playing with fire.

00:31:53.000 We are playing with fire.

00:31:54.000 Oh my god.

00:31:56.000 That face?

00:31:57.000 You should be guarding a barbed wire fence on the History Channel.

00:32:04.000 So I think this is actually, this is going to be a segment of, now we're going to get into Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis, and I would love to hear what you believe, because this has gone back and forth, and the opinions kind of change.

00:32:14.000 I, look, I like both guys for different reasons, and I have issues with both guys for different reasons.

00:32:19.000 It's not me being a fence-sitter, I genuinely could be persuaded, but I think that both of them, I'd much rather have Ron DeSantis in that seat as governor than not.

00:32:29.000 And I don't want to see that guy damaged beyond belief where he can't continue to be an effective governor.

00:32:33.000 Right.

00:32:34.000 I also like Donald Trump acting as some kind of an influence whether he wins the general election or the primary or not.

00:32:40.000 I don't want to see either one of these guys eliminated from the pool yet.

00:32:45.000 That's where I am and so I just hope that we can have somewhat of a clean primary with more focus on Biden but someone who's more micro-political than us.

00:32:53.000 It's time for Mr. Third Reich. 0.97

00:32:54.000 Like, Gerald knows things.

00:33:01.000 You Bye.

00:33:06.000 He spared all of you.

00:33:07.000 He spared no expense.

00:33:08.000 Every single time.

00:33:08.000 I asked for upgrades.

00:33:09.000 It never is going to happen though.

00:33:10.000 That is the upgrade.

00:33:11.000 That was the upgrade.

00:33:12.000 You're welcome.

00:33:12.000 Gerald, we're not running this on a Jim Henson budget, okay?

00:33:15.000 Okay, fine, fine.

00:33:16.000 I guess my sights were set a little too high.

00:33:20.000 So look, Trump, like you said, he is turning up the heat a little bit on Ron DeSantis because obviously he's the frontrunner in the primary.

00:33:25.000 If you're going to punch at somebody right now, as a Republican, that's the only other Republican really that merits anything.

00:33:31.000 And he actually called him unloyal.

00:33:34.000 Oh really?

00:33:34.000 Yeah.

00:33:35.000 Okay, I guess we have a clip.

00:33:36.000 He was running against a man that was way up in the polls, leading by a massive amount.

00:33:41.000 That election was over.

00:33:42.000 When I endorsed him, the election was over in Ron's favor.

00:33:45.000 I mean, Ron was getting ready to quit.

00:33:48.000 So, I don't know, I'm very disappointed in him because I'm a...

00:33:52.000 A loyal person.

00:33:53.000 Maybe to a fault.

00:33:54.000 I'm a loyal person.

00:33:56.000 And somebody gets you into office, and then you're telling people, well, I don't know if I'll run against the president.

00:34:01.000 You know what I mean?

00:34:02.000 Life shouldn't have to work that way, but it does, and that's okay too.

00:34:06.000 A lot of people said loyalty doesn't mean anything.

00:34:08.000 To me, loyalty means a lot.

00:34:10.000 He's always talking to reporters like they're a child, like, life doesn't always work that way, but that's okay too.

00:34:14.000 Sometimes, excuse me, sometimes it's about being happy for the things we do have.

00:34:19.000 Grateful.

00:34:21.000 There's always a little lesson at the end.

00:34:22.000 Here's a ticker toy!

00:34:25.000 Right, he said life didn't have to be that way.

00:34:26.000 People don't have to have political ambition.

00:34:28.000 Look, I understand what he's trying to say there, but on the same day that actually we covered it, that Joe Biden released the absolute worst I'm-gonna-run-for-reelection campaign that we've seen, actually Trump, and we've got some quotes from him, and I'd like to implore you to read them, said that he might not even participate in some of the primary debates.

00:34:46.000 But I'm curious to what people think.

00:34:47.000 Here's the thing.

00:34:48.000 He's not entirely wrong.

00:34:50.000 On the loyalty issue.

00:34:51.000 Now, I don't believe in blind loyalty to one guy.

00:34:53.000 Correct.

00:34:53.000 But I do understand if, and no, here's the thing.

00:34:57.000 Donald Trump's not a liar. 1.00

00:34:58.000 Donald Trump is a bullshitter. 1.00

00:34:59.000 He's like a car salesman, right? 1.00

00:35:00.000 Like, he was going really badly.

00:35:02.000 He was about to quit.

00:35:03.000 Well, that's not true.

00:35:04.000 But it is true that Donald Trump did help Ron DeSantis in his campaign.

00:35:07.000 Oh, for sure.

00:35:07.000 He did throw some weight behind him.

00:35:09.000 And you know what?

00:35:10.000 DeSantis at that point did accept that support, likely knowing full well that Donald Trump was going to be running for office.

00:35:16.000 So I can see why Donald Trump thinks that's disloyal.

00:35:20.000 I also understand that Donald Trump says it's just business, so he does want it both ways, but I don't think it's completely invalid.

00:35:26.000 When Trump said, I'm a loyal person, I think Stormy Daniels did a spit-take somewhere.

00:35:31.000 She's always doing spit-takes. 1.00

00:35:32.000 I can do that better.

00:35:35.000 Let's do it again.

00:35:38.000 Let's do that again.

00:35:40.000 Let me fill my mouth again.

00:35:41.000 Dave, come up here.

00:35:43.000 She did a spit-take with someone in a clapper. 1.00

00:35:48.000 So, uh, the same day Biden announced- No, no, no, I said that you have to read the Trump quotes!

00:35:53.000 Yeah, I don't- I read that, though.

00:35:55.000 Yeah, I- Oh, oh, okay.

00:35:57.000 This is what Trump said- Oh, you were setting me up for- Alright, okay.

00:35:59.000 I threw you a soft lob and you threw it out of my face! 0.99

00:36:03.000 I see that everybody is talking about the Republican debates!

00:36:08.000 But nobody got my approval.

00:36:10.000 Nobody got my approval!

00:36:11.000 I know some are asking, did some people?

00:36:13.000 No people at all.

00:36:15.000 None.

00:36:17.000 Certainly not the best people.

00:36:19.000 My people.

00:36:20.000 When you're leading by seemingly insurmountable numbers, folks, and you have hostile news networks with angry Trump and MAGA-hating anchors asking quote-unquote questions, Why subject yourself to being libeled and abused?

00:36:38.000 Okay, he's not fully wrong about, he's right to point out the media, but we also are the party of discussing ideas, and I think it's important.

00:36:46.000 We have always had primaries for a reason. 0.68

00:36:49.000 Yeah, I think that's silly.

00:36:50.000 I think if you could keep calling out the media, which he does really effectively, and also show up to debate and not crap on DeSantis.

00:36:58.000 By saying this though, isn't he giving people reasons that people say he comes with too much baggage?

00:37:05.000 Yeah, that's the big thing.

00:37:06.000 So that actually leads into this.

00:37:08.000 Look, in the Republican primary, Trump is actually doing much better than DeSantis during the polling.

00:37:12.000 So 46% vs. 31%.

00:37:15.000 Trump has a commanding lead.

00:37:16.000 That's 15 points.

00:37:17.000 But if you get into the general, when you start to compare him vs. Biden and DeSantis vs. Biden, Trump actually loses by 3.1% if you believe polling, and DeSantis wins by 1.2%.

00:37:26.000 DeSantis leads Biden in 5 of the 6 battlegrounds.

00:37:29.000 But here's the reason people don't trust it.

00:37:30.000 Donald Trump on was it 18 or 19 out of 20? 21?

00:37:34.000 🎵 Music 🎵 I would never vote for Donald Trump.

00:38:01.000 So I'm not saying that DeSantis doesn't have a better chance.

00:38:04.000 I'm just saying that if DeSantis is looking to woo Trump people to his side, pointing to polling numbers is not going to change a damn thing because those people don't trust him.

00:38:13.000 Yeah, they absolutely don't trust him.

00:38:14.000 And you know, I think the Democrats in some ways want Trump to win, but that's also playing with fire for them.

00:38:20.000 Right, because they feel like, because it would be a full court press in the media against him.

00:38:25.000 DeSantis doesn't have the traction in the media that Trump does.

00:38:28.000 Trump was a draw.

00:38:29.000 Every time you mentioned him, you got tons of views, tons of clicks, tons of people watching on CNN.

00:38:34.000 They got 12 people instead of 10.

00:38:35.000 But everywhere else, it was Trump, Trump, Trump.

00:38:38.000 DeSantis doesn't do that.

00:38:39.000 Yeah. 0.95

00:38:39.000 And so maybe they're looking for the draw, but then they want him to go away because they'll just absolutely kill him. 0.95

00:38:44.000 They can't do that with DeSantis in general.

00:38:46.000 They had a dinner... Wait, did you say the media can't do that?

00:38:48.000 With DeSantis, they can't.

00:38:49.000 They absolutely can't.

00:38:50.000 But he doesn't draw.

00:38:51.000 But they're going to make him a draw.

00:38:53.000 He's not as bombastic.

00:38:53.000 Like, he's not as entertaining.

00:38:55.000 It doesn't matter, though.

00:38:56.000 They're going to attack him, attack him, attack him, attack him, attack him.

00:38:58.000 That won't have the same effect.

00:38:59.000 You can either become a draw as a Republican, look, one of two ways.

00:39:02.000 Sort of professional wrestling, Donald Trump, just a bull in a china shop.

00:39:05.000 Or, if you are, you know, Carly Fiorina is an example, and to my everlasting shame, you can admonish me, I supported her in the primary.

00:39:11.000 She was on our show- For a minute she was good.

00:39:13.000 Five minutes before she broke out as a star, then she hired the Mitt Romney advisors. 0.98

00:39:17.000 But she gained traction, not by being bombastic, but by being surgical-like in her precision, and just cutting up people in the media. 1.00

00:39:26.000 And then she went away from it.

00:39:27.000 Right, well she went away because of her advisors, not because of her ability.

00:39:30.000 So DeSantis could become a draw if he's not bombastic, but he is so effective that he drives the media nuts.

00:39:36.000 He could do it because they're going to have all guns aimed at him.

00:39:38.000 There's another way of becoming a Republican star.

00:39:40.000 You date Lindsey Graham for a month.

00:39:42.000 Yes!

00:39:43.000 I don't know if that makes you a star.

00:39:45.000 It makes you a cabana boy.

00:39:47.000 It's inclusive.

00:39:49.000 It shows you're not afraid of the Google.

00:39:50.000 Paul Ryan's his P90X partner.

00:39:54.000 Look, DeSantis is actually... Nah, it'd be more insanity workout they probably do with Sean T, right?

00:39:57.000 Yeah.

00:39:58.000 How come all the high- they had a party with the donors, the biggest donors and-

00:40:03.000 done it at first.

00:40:10.000 pi.

00:40:13.000 A gun.

00:40:17.000 I'm going to show you how to do it.

00:40:40.000 You know stuff.

00:41:05.000 I'm cutting you off.

00:41:06.000 DeSantis was in Asia, right?

00:41:08.000 So he's in Japan right now and he had some interactions with the Japanese media on the intention to run for president.

00:41:14.000 Okay.

00:41:14.000 So Tim, if you could run that clip for us.

00:41:18.000 What the hell was that?

00:41:22.000 What happened?

00:41:23.000 Yeah, I'm sorry.

00:41:24.000 New guy Carl is having a bit of issues cutting clips.

00:41:28.000 Pagan?

00:41:28.000 Carl Pagan?

00:41:29.000 Yeah, Carl Pagan needs some work on his editing.

00:41:33.000 Look, you know, let me go check it out real quick.

00:41:34.000 Right now? Okay, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Hey, Carl. We just had a clip go out on air that was way too loud.

00:41:48.000 So when you cut these things you gotta make sure it's at the right level, normalize it so that we don't blow people's eardrums out.

00:41:53.000 Sorry Tim, won't happen again.

00:41:54.000 Alright, don't let it happen again.

00:41:56.000 ...

00:42:12.000 Alright.

00:42:14.000 Hopefully that doesn't happen again.

00:42:15.000 Yeah, let's make sure.

00:42:19.000 Did you find him indeed?

00:42:21.000 We found the clip though, right?

00:42:22.000 We have the right clip?

00:42:23.000 So this is him talking about DeSantis in a potential presidential run in Tokyo.

00:42:29.000 Well, if I did that in Tokyo, people would probably say, why didn't you do it in Florida?

00:42:34.000 So, no announcement.

00:42:35.000 But I basically, so you know, I got re-elected in November.

00:42:39.000 We had a big landslide win.

00:42:41.000 So, no announcements prior to the end of the legislative session.

00:42:44.000 So, just stay tuned.

00:42:48.000 Oh no!

00:42:48.000 No announcements!

00:42:49.000 How can this be?

00:42:50.000 Why are you here?

00:42:53.000 You go home!

00:42:55.000 We bring you in to make a major announcement!

00:42:58.000 I have a old friend here!

00:42:59.000 Bring a great no announcement?

00:43:02.000 Not even widow announcement?

00:43:04.000 Sorry, so close to west.

00:43:06.000 Do not take to Ciro Noshusi!

00:43:08.000 No, no, no.

00:43:08.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:43:10.000 You'll get no Nero.

00:43:12.000 None for you. 0.81

00:43:15.000 You bring a great shame.

00:43:19.000 Hey look, on CNN they have Grimace.

00:43:21.000 Alright.

00:43:23.000 Boo.

00:43:23.000 So look, by the way, just so you know, the legislative session in Florida ends May 5th, so if he's hinting at when an announcement might come, then we should expect it here in the next week or so.

00:43:33.000 I'd like to know, and by the way, smash that Rumble button if you're watching right now, and we've told you that Rumble's been the subject of DDoS attacks, so anything you can do to share the show.

00:43:41.000 We'll be releasing some more Lost tapes, by the way, on audio on Spotify and Apple, where it's just old, we found these old sketches from, Nick used to be a be a guest when this show is syndicated on radio.

00:43:51.000 We would fill the commercial breaks with random sketches, like 30 minutes, so you can go and

00:43:56.000 uh, that's exclusively on audio.

00:43:57.000 So I do want to know though, where you line up, and this is the thing too, like either

00:44:01.000 run or don't, DeSantis is doing a lot of things by the book which runs people the wrong way,

00:44:04.000 like I don't know, an exploratory committee, Donald Trump came down the escalator, he was

00:44:08.000 like, screw you, I'm running! 0.66

00:44:12.000 It was refreshing. 0.96

00:44:13.000 DeSantis needs to borrow, if he wants to woo them, a little bit of that refreshing out of the box.

00:44:17.000 And I'm telling you, I've seen this with all these Republicans.

00:44:21.000 They come up like a contender, then they hire the people, they start acting like they're champion.

00:44:25.000 If Ron DeSantis does that, and he's surrounded by the Jeb Bush people, he's going to lose.

00:44:29.000 Let's cut out all the guesswork and call Soros and see who's going to play.

00:44:32.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:44:32.000 Yeah, let's ask right now.

00:44:33.000 Or the ten people in the room.

00:44:34.000 Have you ever tried to talk with Soros?

00:44:36.000 I have.

00:44:37.000 Oh, by the way, I'm not a fan of the game.

00:44:39.000 I'm not a fan of the game.

00:44:53.000 So now, do we have a stinger for this?

00:44:57.000 Yes, of course.

00:44:57.000 Oh, okay.

00:44:58.000 So now we're actually going to go to, you may not know this, but San Francisco may repeal the ban on doing business with red states, which of course the ban led to city contracts becoming incredibly expensive.

00:45:10.000 But who would want to do business with San Francisco at all?

00:45:10.000 Good!

00:45:14.000 Statistically, we're going to get to this.

00:45:15.000 this brings us to the golden state of crime.

00:45:17.000 California love.

00:45:19.000 California.

00:45:31.000 Oh, sorry, I was singing.

00:45:34.000 By the way, I don't know if we have time for this if we're going to do the Kevin Bacon and Gay William.

00:45:39.000 I mean... We're already 45 minutes in.

00:45:42.000 We could get through this.

00:45:43.000 You want to rattle it off quickly?

00:45:44.000 Yeah, we'll probably rattle it off.

00:45:46.000 You guys in the chat below, how much... Gay William is going to be on the show, part of it, but it's mainly going to be on Mug Club.

00:45:52.000 It has to be on Mug Club.

00:45:53.000 Because he's gay, he's conservative, he's Cuban, he's to the right of Attila the Hun. 0.99

00:45:57.000 There is no way. 0.70

00:45:58.000 You just described DeSantis.

00:46:00.000 Yeah.

00:46:02.000 I always knew.

00:46:04.000 He sounds a little Polish. 1.00

00:46:06.000 So gay, so sorry, so gay. 1.00

00:46:08.000 I see you at the pray parade with 10,000 people. 0.99

00:46:15.000 How do you learn to do that?

00:46:22.000 I don't know.

00:46:23.000 It's a skill like anything else.

00:46:24.000 Was your grampy in World War II?

00:46:26.000 Was he stuck in a rut?

00:46:27.000 Oh no, I had a French-Canadian grandfather.

00:46:29.000 They all dodged.

00:46:32.000 They got the easy beaches like Juneau and Sword County.

00:46:34.000 Oh yeah, you ever seen the video of Juneau Beach?

00:46:37.000 So it's like, you know, we had Omaha... Was it Omaha and was it Gold?

00:46:40.000 Was it the United States?

00:46:41.000 One of them, yeah.

00:46:42.000 Gold, Omaha Beach, and then Canada had Juneau Beach and they had us watch, because there were cameras back then, you know, like the Flintstones with a pterodactyl, like... This job sucks! 0.98

00:46:50.000 So there are cameras in Omaha, and of course it was like Saving Private Ryan, blown up right away, and they had us watching the videos in high school going, so we're going to show you the invasion of Juno Beach, the Canadian troops, and we warn you, it's very disturbing, and it's just the boat door opens, and they just walk out into the mist. 0.98

00:47:11.000 I know plenty died later on, but the point is they weren't really paying attention.

00:47:15.000 They were like, what do we do about Juno Beach?

00:47:17.000 Who's coming?

00:47:17.000 The Canadians?

00:47:18.000 I don't know.

00:47:18.000 I'll put down some gum.

00:47:19.000 Who gives a shit? 1.00

00:47:20.000 You pan over to Omaha and it's Saving Private Ryan. 0.99

00:47:24.000 And Juno guy's like, I think I twisted my ankle.

00:47:27.000 It's like Baywatch.

00:47:30.000 It's like the opening of Baywatch.

00:47:32.000 Some hot German broad jogging. 0.91

00:47:34.000 And we appreciate the Canadian soldiers.

00:47:36.000 Of course we do!

00:47:37.000 It was Utah and Omaha.

00:47:39.000 It was Utah and Omaha?

00:47:41.000 The two hardest ones.

00:47:42.000 And then gold was it?

00:47:43.000 Utah, Juno, Gold Sword. 1.00

00:47:44.000 And Malibu, that was a bitch. 1.00

00:47:46.000 Yeah, that really was. 1.00

00:47:48.000 You lose signal in that canyon every time.

00:47:50.000 I think Burt Convy got shot up.

00:47:52.000 What?

00:47:54.000 Two miles inland, Canadians are like, the sand gets everywhere! 0.99

00:47:56.000 Oh my gosh!

00:47:59.000 I met a lot of the Canadians when I did the USO tour in Afghanistan.

00:48:02.000 Yeah, back then they were tough guys.

00:48:03.000 Absolutely.

00:48:04.000 Loved them, loved them.

00:48:05.000 Just not in World War II.

00:48:07.000 Just kidding, Canadians. 1.00

00:48:08.000 Gold Beach brings us back to the golden state of crime, the wonderful state of California.

00:48:13.000 Look, why would you want to do business in a city where you have inventory locked away?

00:48:18.000 So to give you an idea of what's happening in San Francisco, look at Target and they have to treat the merchandise like the Hope Diamond.

00:48:27.000 No audio on this.

00:48:27.000 Oh, there's no audio.

00:48:28.000 Look at this.

00:48:28.000 Look what's in it.

00:48:29.000 It's hairspray.

00:48:30.000 Pert Plus.

00:48:33.000 Colgate.

00:48:34.000 Don't call yourself Target. 1.00

00:48:36.000 Start this, stupid. 1.00

00:48:38.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:38.000 By the way, not locked up, small condoms. 1.00

00:48:45.000 Yes, yes.

00:48:46.000 Well, you would know.

00:48:49.000 Plenty available.

00:48:51.000 They have the Crest toothpaste locker.

00:48:53.000 But plenty of AIM, that's just at the front.

00:48:55.000 No one... AIM, oh my god, I forgot about that.

00:48:58.000 I used that because I was poor when I lived in New York City.

00:49:00.000 I had canker sores for like five months.

00:49:02.000 My dentist said, how do you have so many canker sores?

00:49:04.000 I said, well, he goes, what toothpaste do you use?

00:49:05.000 I go, this. 1.00

00:49:05.000 He goes, AIM or get that shit out of here! 1.00

00:49:08.000 That's toxic! 1.00

00:49:09.000 I use it as lube.

00:49:11.000 You should see that.

00:49:12.000 Oh, that makes sense why you ended up in the emergency room. 1.00

00:49:14.000 My dentist said, get that shit outta here! 0.99

00:49:17.000 And by the way, of course, theft, burglary, they were all up dramatically in San Francisco last year. 1.00

00:49:22.000 Why is that?

00:49:23.000 And who's doing it, the Irish or the Polish? 1.00

00:49:25.000 And elsewhere in town, hoodlums, they took over the Bay Bridge. 0.56

00:49:28.000 And I know what you're saying, what do you mean, no, they took over the Bay Bridge.

00:49:32.000 There were some people there?

00:49:33.000 No, think of the bridge as it exists, and it's not taken over?

00:49:37.000 The opposite of that, which connects it to Oakland.

00:49:41.000 Here you go.

00:49:41.000 A sideshow on the Bay Bridge involving dozens of bikers blocked traffic bound for San Francisco.

00:49:46.000 Video posted to Twitter shows nearly 100 motorcycles stretched across all lanes of the Bay Bridge Sunday afternoon.

00:49:52.000 Witnesses tell KTVU that as traffic slowed down and stopped altogether, bikers began a sideshow and some riders drove in circles on their back wheels in the middle of the Bay Bridge.

00:50:04.000 Okay, now I know what you're thinking, Nick.

00:50:05.000 I can see what Nick's thinking.

00:50:06.000 He's thinking, okay, you conquer and take over my bridge once.

00:50:11.000 Shame on me.

00:50:12.000 But this isn't the first time it's happened.

00:50:13.000 Here's another one from last December.

00:50:15.000 Now look at this from late Friday night.

00:50:18.000 Several cars spinning doughnuts across all lanes eastbound.

00:50:22.000 That was me trying to get home from high school after a party.

00:50:25.000 As people stood around the side jump.

00:50:28.000 The CHB hadn't said if arrests were made or any side tensions were issued.

00:50:32.000 That was Lizzo's driver just fished in. 1.00

00:50:35.000 I said take a left, bitch! 1.00

00:50:39.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

00:50:40.000 I would honestly... Have you been over the Bay Bridge before? 1.00

00:50:42.000 Yes, I have.

00:50:43.000 Oh my goodness.

00:50:44.000 Many times.

00:50:44.000 One, it is hell to get to because it's just traffic jammed.

00:50:47.000 I thought you meant Oakland.

00:50:48.000 It's expensive.

00:50:49.000 You're trying to get out of Oakland at this point, right?

00:50:51.000 Not get shot.

00:50:52.000 You can see freedom just across the water.

00:50:53.000 Not anymore, though.

00:50:55.000 And then you get up there, I would...

00:50:57.000 If I had a weapon, I would probably be tempted to start shooting because you're that frustrated just to get over the bridge, much less having people close it down.

00:51:03.000 And by the way, people...

00:51:05.000 I'm sorry, I'm not a good speaker.

00:51:07.000 All right, we've gone through all the statistics.

00:51:37.000 Those are just a little bit of fun.

00:51:39.000 Would you want to do business in those conditions?

00:51:41.000 And now they have to do business with the other states who do things, you know, the exact opposite way as them.

00:51:47.000 So New York Times, Gavin Newsom, California, they want the rest of the country to be New York, San Francisco.

00:51:53.000 Can't we just be results-oriented at some point in time?

00:51:56.000 I think so.

00:51:57.000 And if he gets even one vote, will people agree with me on my theory about the election?

00:52:01.000 On Gavin Newsom?

00:52:01.000 Yeah. Even if he...

00:52:02.000 ♪♪♪ About the beaches and how just difficult they were.

00:52:33.000 Oh, is this from World War II?

00:52:34.000 Yeah.

00:52:34.000 Alright, let me see it.

00:52:38.000 Is this Juno Beach?

00:52:39.000 This is Juno.

00:52:40.000 So picture-saving Private Ryan.

00:52:42.000 And this is the Canadian beach.

00:52:44.000 The doors are already open.

00:52:45.000 Again, I appreciate that they went out there.

00:52:47.000 The guy has a lunch pail!

00:52:51.000 What are you kidding me?

00:52:52.000 It's like he's going to Sandals Resort.

00:52:55.000 Now, single file.

00:52:56.000 Tommy, stop pushing.

00:52:57.000 I hear they got great shrimp.

00:52:59.000 Great shrimp.

00:52:59.000 Jamaica hedonism, too.

00:53:01.000 Look at this.

00:53:02.000 I remember they told us in high school, like, this is very disturbing.

00:53:04.000 And I was watching this going, wait, I saw Saving Private Ryan.

00:53:07.000 Is this?

00:53:07.000 It's not worth it.

00:53:08.000 Did they lie?

00:53:09.000 Ted, it's safe.

00:53:09.000 Get the hibachi.

00:53:13.000 Who's got the football?

00:53:15.000 It's Canadian military.

00:53:30.000 It's nerf or nothing.

00:53:30.000 So this has been Golden State of Crime.

00:53:52.000 So first let me set this up for you before he comes in.

00:53:56.000 We're about to go to Mug Club.

00:53:57.000 And by the way, Nick DiPaolo, of course you can go to nickdipaoloshow.com.

00:54:00.000 His show is 5 p.m.

00:54:01.000 Monday through Thursday.

00:54:02.000 Go see his live shows May 12th in Florida, Daytona Beach, May 19th, May 20th.

00:54:07.000 We're about to discuss the topic that I really wanted to discuss today because I used to be a fan.

00:54:12.000 But Kevin Bacon, and we're going to bring in Gay William. 0.97

00:54:14.000 Yeah.

00:54:15.000 Again, you guys should know, and just let us know in the chat, let Gay William know you love him, because this is a tough life to live.

00:54:21.000 A Latino gay conservative.

00:54:24.000 This weekend, Kevin Bacon posted a TikTok of himself dancing with a shirt saying that drag is art, drag is right.

00:54:32.000 We have another newer clip, but let's start with this one.

00:54:35.000 And I keep my side of the street clean.

00:54:40.000 You wouldn't know what I mean.

00:54:45.000 Carmen is my boyfriend. Carmen is a go- Alright, so we're going to be talking about that and more

00:54:53.000 on Mug Club, but it's time for his wonderful stinger, so it's going to be a Gay Williams segment.

00:54:57.000 Music Senor William, do you prefer the new mask?

00:55:07.000 I look like a Mexican.

00:55:10.000 Do you have his microphone going?

00:55:11.000 Do you like the mask?

00:55:12.000 What did you say, William?

00:55:13.000 I look like a Mexican.

00:55:14.000 Well, yeah, I know.

00:55:25.000 We appreciate it, but YouTube, we're gonna continue with Gay William.

Louder with Crowder - April 26, 2023

DeSANTIS VS. TRUMP: ARE THESE POLLS MANIPULATED?! | Louder with Crowder

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