Louder with Crowder - Did Ezra Klein Red Pill Jon Stewart & JD Vance Initiates Greenland Takeover

00:01:40.000 Hey, glad to be with you.

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00:01:50.000 And welcome, Bongino Army and Vince viewers.

00:01:53.000 And Vince, of course, comes from all the romance languages, come from Latin, which in his native tongue means could be Middle Eastern.

00:02:01.000 And we have a lot to get to today.

00:02:02.000 Jon Stewart was unknowingly red-pilled yesterday by none other than Ezra Klein of Vox.

00:02:08.000 I know it sounds hard to believe, but we'll get into it.

00:02:10.000 We're saying the same thing.

00:02:12.000 Also, Greenland, we should have it.

00:02:14.000 We should take it over militarily or purchase it, and we'll go through the history of Greenland, why there are a bunch of ungrateful little pissants complaining about the Vances, and why they should honestly count their blessings instead of sheep, that we don't just go over and take it.

00:02:29.000 And I'll make the case.

00:02:31.000 Also, Jeremy from the quartering part of the lineup is going to be on to discuss the Wisconsin Supreme Court.

00:02:35.000 I know pretty much nothing about it because I don't pay a whole lot of attention to Wisconsin.

00:02:39.000 They're largely drunks.

00:02:41.000 But he does.

00:02:42.000 Let's get to it.

00:02:43.000 Hi, I'm Rumble, and on our platform we don't censor it.

00:02:46.000 Nope, can't say censor.

00:02:48.000 It's borderline content.

00:02:49.000 Well, on Rumble we definitely don't kick it.

00:02:52.000 Can't say kick.

00:02:53.000 Doesn't even make any sense. 0.98

00:02:54.000 You're full of sh--I get the appeal of that, actually. 0.52

00:02:59.000 Could I try it? 0.76

00:03:00.000 Sure, what's an air form between friends?

00:03:03.000 Is it just-- Just the button up.

00:03:06.000 Just the button right up there?

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00:03:52.000 where are you?

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00:04:02.000 It's good, but for some reason my mug smells like ketchup.

00:04:06.000 Huh? I have no idea why.

00:04:08.000 Did you get the ketchup mug?

00:04:10.000 Oh yeah, I was eating meatloaf out of that.

00:04:12.000 Oh, that makes sense.

00:04:13.000 Sorry. Also, a horrible recipe for meatloaf.

00:04:16.000 Just put together some beef and throw ketchup on it.

00:04:18.000 It's the French-Canadian way.

00:04:19.000 Seasoned ketchup.

00:04:20.000 Question for you.

00:04:22.000 If you had $42 billion, what would you spend it on?

00:04:26.000 I would spend it on a water slide from my bedroom to a pool and a garbage can full of ice cream.

00:04:31.000 What would you do with the rest of the money, though?

00:04:34.000 That remains to be seen.

00:04:35.000 That remains to be seen.

00:04:35.000 You have to keep filling up the garbage can of ice cream.

00:04:38.000 It's a daily purchase.

00:04:39.000 It melts, obviously.

00:04:40.000 You've got to save up for a lifetime of ice cream.

00:04:42.000 The rest of it, I'd probably put it in index fund, be responsible.

00:04:44.000 But I would have that giant recycling bin full of ice cream.

00:04:47.000 Okay, fine.

00:04:48.000 You know what?

00:04:49.000 We need to admonish you, though.

00:04:50.000 What did I do?

00:04:51.000 You said 9 p.m. to 5 p.m.

00:04:53.000 Oh, I didn't say a.m.?

00:04:54.000 You didn't say 9 a.m.

00:04:56.000 Well, the joke's on you because I was having a rough morning and I needed some admonishment.

00:05:00.000 Hit me, tool.

00:05:01.000 Get me off the screen.

00:05:03.000 You just said 5 p.m.

00:05:05.000 He said 4 p.m.

00:05:07.000 Wow, Gerald.

00:05:09.000 That is a joint shared admonishment.

00:05:11.000 For those of you who are new, welcome, by the way, Vince Evita, Dan Bongino Army, who's out there doing the Lord's work with the FBI.

00:05:18.000 We provide all of our references publicly every single show, and if we get anything wrong, anyone in this room can call us on it and admonish us.

00:05:26.000 The problem is...

00:05:27.000 We're so perverse, we like it, so it's not really a problem.

00:05:30.000 If anything, it's one of the perks.

00:05:32.000 Kind of want it.

00:05:32.000 Captain Morgan is here, CEO.

00:05:34.000 Thank you, sir.

00:05:35.000 Appreciate the admonishment.

00:05:36.000 Always keeping my feet to the fire.

00:05:38.000 You know that well, because the fires of hell are often flickering at your soul.

00:05:42.000 And not underscore Firestein on X, Mr. Josh Firestein, because that's not you.

00:05:46.000 That's not me.

00:05:47.000 Nope. It's not me, but he's a pretty funny guy.

00:05:50.000 Yeah. Sometimes a little wiry.

00:05:52.000 Late at night, he gets a little passionate.

00:05:53.000 He can.

00:05:53.000 Yep. He can be wild.

00:05:55.000 Another wild and woolly one.

00:05:57.000 Let's go to this first topic.

00:05:59.000 Now, let me just set the stage.

00:06:01.000 Marley was dead to begin with.

00:06:03.000 $230 to $520 billion in fraud, right, with our government.

00:06:08.000 That's the estimate each year.

00:06:10.000 Let's just call it an even round $500 billion.

00:06:13.000 That's not overspending.

00:06:15.000 That's not maybe some things that could be streamlined.

00:06:18.000 That's like a fart in the wind, gone.

00:06:21.000 We have no idea.

00:06:23.000 What's happening with it?

00:06:23.000 It's basically spent on nothing.

00:06:25.000 $500 billion every year.

00:06:27.000 And I say that because this is foundational.

00:06:29.000 It's important.

00:06:30.000 You either believe or understand that that is a problem, $500 billion gone, or you could line up with the left and say, okay, status quo, more money.

00:06:41.000 More money will fix it.

00:06:42.000 Let's continue with the spending.

00:06:43.000 Let's continue with the size of government.

00:06:46.000 More money is just going to make the situation better.

00:06:48.000 See the Department of Education.

00:06:49.000 See pretty much any government program at this point in time.

00:06:53.000 Okay. So, we're going to move on with this and get to Jon Stewart, too, because he's very pro-big government and then is dumbfounded at what he is about to learn.

00:07:03.000 Everyone understand?

00:07:04.000 Okay, good.

00:07:05.000 We've laid the foundation.

00:07:06.000 Flashback, really quickly.

00:07:08.000 Remember when former Vice President Biden announced broadband internet for all as part of his Build Back Better plan?

00:07:14.000 Here it is.

00:07:14.000 This law is going to make high-speed internet affordable and available everywhere.

00:07:18.000 Everywhere in America.

00:07:19.000 Urban, suburban, rural.

00:07:21.000 Great jobs laying down those broadband lines.

00:07:24.000 No parent.

00:07:25.000 No parent.

00:07:27.000 Wait, what?

00:07:31.000 Just so their child...

00:07:34.000 Sarah Crowe in his throat? 0.99

00:07:35.000 That's over.

00:07:36.000 And I swear to you, we didn't...

00:07:38.000 We didn't pick this clip based on that.

00:07:40.000 We were just trying to go back and find the clip where he was talking about this program. 0.56

00:07:43.000 It's impossible to find one where he isn't a demented old circus monkey.

00:07:48.000 That was in 2023. 0.95

00:07:49.000 Remember when we were all being berated for saying, yeah, his mental faculty.

00:07:52.000 Like, really? 0.73

00:07:53.000 Why do you make fun of his stutter?

00:07:55.000 That's not a stutter.

00:07:56.000 He almost died.

00:07:57.000 I can't wait to show this to my grandkids.

00:08:00.000 Yeah, that was the president.

00:08:03.000 What happened to him?

00:08:04.000 I don't know.

00:08:04.000 He tried to pronounce other.

00:08:08.000 To his credit, he continued like a champ.

00:08:10.000 The $42 billion of the thing.

00:08:14.000 In other words, he's been there before.

00:08:16.000 It was 2021, by the way.

00:08:18.000 Oh, 2021.

00:08:18.000 It was like right out of the gate.

00:08:20.000 That happens sometimes.

00:08:22.000 Got a frog in my throat.

00:08:25.000 One time I was there with the houthi, I swallowed a dragonfly. 1.00

00:08:29.000 Ever see two of them together?

00:08:31.000 And go at it.

00:08:33.000 It's like watching a flying porno. 0.94

00:08:36.000 I don't know why.

00:08:37.000 I have tons of dragonflies going at it right now.

00:08:39.000 It must be the season.

00:08:41.000 So, to date, the $42 billion program has connected exactly zero people to the internet.

00:08:49.000 And I know what you're thinking.

00:08:50.000 Some? None.

00:08:52.000 One? Not even one.

00:08:53.000 Zero people.

00:08:55.000 42 billion.

00:08:56.000 Net result.

00:08:57.000 Zero people connected to the internet.

00:09:00.000 And this is one of those scenarios where It's occurring in real time, and you're almost wondering if you're watching it, and you're hoping that Mr. Stewart here, who's very funny, comes to the right conclusion.

00:09:10.000 Ezra Klein, known for Vox, discussed this with Jon Stewart, I believe, yesterday.

00:09:17.000 Watch the reaction.

00:09:19.000 So step one is the NTIA must issue NOFO, Notice of Funding Opportunity, within 180 days.

00:09:25.000 the requests are reviewed, approved, and awarded by the NDIA.

00:09:29.000 Step seven has to use the FCC maps to make allocation decisions.

00:09:34.000 Then having already done their letter of intent, their request for planning grants, it's hard even to talk about this, man.

00:09:40.000 Then having submitted all this.

00:09:41.000 Because you did it.

00:09:41.000 I think this one is actually quite amazing.

00:09:43.000 Having submitted their five-year plans or letters of intent, step eight is states must submit an initial And what the f***? 0.82

00:09:52.000 What the f*** did they apply for?

00:09:53.000 What was their nofo? 0.96

00:09:55.000 Step 10. States must publish their own map and allow internal challenges to their own map.

00:10:03.000 So the government has published a map.

00:10:04.000 They've invited the states to challenge the map.

00:10:07.000 Then states have submitted initial proposals and they then have to publish their own map and allow challenges.

00:10:13.000 Step 11. The NTIA must review and improve...

00:10:18.000 The challenge results and the final map.

00:10:21.000 Step 12. States must run a competitive sub-granting process.

00:10:27.000 Oh my f***ing God! 0.95

00:10:29.000 Step 13. This is a revelation to him. 0.98

00:10:31.000 States must submit a final proposal.

00:10:33.000 All the proposals weren't enough to NTIA.

00:10:36.000 Step 14. The NTIA must review and approve the state's final proposal.

00:10:43.000 And that is three of the 56 jurisdictions and states are there.

00:10:47.000 The next line, which is in bold, says, in summary, colon, states are nearly at the finish line.

00:10:57.000 And it says, to stop their progress now, or worse, to make them go backwards, would be a stick in the spokes of the most promising broadband deployment plans we have ever.

00:11:09.000 See, this is the Biden administration's process for its own bill.

00:11:13.000 They wanted this to happen.

00:11:15.000 This is how liberal government works now.

00:11:18.000 Yeah, it's almost like you have people at the tiller of the ship who've never run a business.

00:11:21.000 Now, here's the thing.

00:11:23.000 We have covered this quite a few times.

00:11:26.000 We covered this, I want to say, years ago, where I was speaking with one of our researchers, Martin Lane, and I said, hey, are we still sure that it's still zero?

00:11:34.000 This is not new.

00:11:35.000 We've gone through this.

00:11:36.000 Surely somebody has gotten it by now.

00:11:38.000 Surely there's been some progress, and the answer is no, but Jon Stewart is finding out about this now.

00:11:42.000 So we found out about it, or we've always known about it, which is why we supported the idea of Doge, before Doge was a thing, the idea of trimming government bloat.

00:11:49.000 He's finding out about it now after the billions have been spent, and I wonder if this would maybe change his perspective, if he could go back in time, and you remember that this was the man who, of course, criticized Doge and the idea of...

00:12:04.000 I want Doge to work.

00:12:07.000 I want better efficiencies.

00:12:09.000 I want to get rid of the alphabet agencies that don't do enough.

00:12:11.000 Make the Pentagon pass an audit.

00:12:14.000 But we are dozing in the wrong place if we want to really change the system.

00:12:19.000 The Democrats should go live on Facebook and do the people's audit.

00:12:23.000 Find the absurdities and the remedies in our exploitative system.

00:12:28.000 Get someone like AOC or Jasmine Crockett or Chris Murphy or anybody that doesn't sound like they're complaining why there's no more frozen yogurt at the cafeteria in the villages.

00:12:36.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:12:37.000 But the thing is, we were complaining about $42 billion being spent on a lengthy process that resulted in zero people getting any kind of internet.

00:12:44.000 Again, you know, based on that false empathy that the left uses.

00:12:48.000 He unironically mentions Crockett or AOC.

00:12:51.000 That's insanity.

00:12:54.000 The government moves so slow on wired internet that we now get it from space.

00:12:59.000 Yes! Pause the program.

00:13:04.000 To give you an idea of the private sector performance, in contrast, this doesn't exist in a vacuum.

00:13:09.000 References available.

00:13:10.000 Same amount of time, private companies, they connected 13 million people.

00:13:14.000 Still using cables.

00:13:15.000 To broadband.

00:13:16.000 Let's go to Starlink.

00:13:17.000 Starlink connected 27,000 people's phones following Hurricane Helene in one day.

00:13:24.000 One whole day, huh?

00:13:25.000 One day.

00:13:26.000 I don't even think they took all 24 hours.

00:13:28.000 Yeah, that was like three hours in and then they just took a break the rest of the day.

00:13:32.000 And by the way, when John Schwartz says a people's audit, do you mean an audit where the results are being posted, for example, publicly on X regarding social security rules or regarding USAID?

00:13:42.000 Do you mean that?

00:13:43.000 Oh, no, you mean AOC.

00:13:44.000 You mean gatekeepers like Crockett.

00:13:45.000 He said Facebook Live, so he wants these people who are concerned about all of our data and information being viewed by Elon Musk and his team, he wants them to have other people go in and then broadcast our information live on Facebook for the whole world to see.

00:13:57.000 Do you have an idea?

00:13:58.000 Sometimes we lose $42 billion.

00:14:00.000 $42 billion to give you an idea could buy three Ford-class aircraft carriers.

00:14:04.000 Brand new ones.

00:14:05.000 Brand new ones.

00:14:06.000 Or it could buy you the Dallas Cowboys.

00:14:09.000 And the LA Rams.

00:14:11.000 And the New England Patriots.

00:14:13.000 And the New York Giants.

00:14:14.000 And even the Philadelphia Eagles.

00:14:16.000 Or you could buy a homeless veteran $300,000 home.

00:14:20.000 Each. And still have $32 billion left over.

00:14:24.000 Jeez. But instead...

00:14:26.000 We'll get him $600,000.

00:14:27.000 There you go.

00:14:28.000 We'll have a little less left over.

00:14:30.000 Instead, we spent it on internet that was provided to zero people.

00:14:35.000 I just wonder how the left thinks they have a leg to stand on at this point.

00:14:39.000 So Stuart is hearing this.

00:14:40.000 He can't fathom the absurdity.

00:14:42.000 We've known about it for a long time.

00:14:43.000 Like I said, during COVID, people say, well, we did the best we could.

00:14:47.000 No, no, no.

00:14:48.000 You decided to exclude information that was available at that time.

00:14:52.000 John Stewart, you didn't do the best you could with your information.

00:14:55.000 You specifically decided to exclude the kind of information that this very information that you're hearing now for the first time that we've been talking about really for decades, but certainly the last few years.

00:15:06.000 And Stewart actually goes on to bring up a pretty good point about regulation, which makes this all the more confusing.

00:15:14.000 By the way, going to make it impossible, impossible for anyone other than larger corporations.

00:15:21.000 To comply because the expense that it would take for smaller, more agile, more local businesses, they would not have the manpower, the financial resources.

00:15:35.000 You are excluding an enormous amount of the American economy in terms of building things by laying on compliance costs that would drive most companies into the ground.

00:15:48.000 Yes, but you vote for the party who deemed BlackRock and Vanguard too big to fail!

00:15:55.000 Glad you've come out against big business.

00:15:57.000 Gosh, this is what we've been saying, by the way, about Obamacare, about the health insurance, the biggest kickback to health insurance companies ever in this country.

00:16:05.000 This is what we've been saying about green energy deals that go to giant companies like Solyndra, or for example this, with internet.

00:16:11.000 Over-regulation.

00:16:12.000 Of course, big banks, super banks.

00:16:14.000 You can't have local credit.

00:16:15.000 How can you compete with a never-ending supply of federal funding?

00:16:17.000 Airlines! There you go, buddy.

00:16:20.000 Welcome to the team.

00:16:21.000 Completely agree.

00:16:23.000 So what could possibly be the solution?

00:16:25.000 Again, the platform of the left is...

00:16:26.000 Status quo, status quo, more money, more money.

00:16:28.000 And here's the thing.

00:16:29.000 You have a direct contrast right now.

00:16:31.000 Remember I kept saying you had eight years of Obama, four years of Trump, then you're going to have four years of Biden.

00:16:35.000 There's going to be a contrast.

00:16:36.000 One of these things is not like the other.

00:16:38.000 And people saw it, they realized it, and they reached for it the moment they had another shot.

00:16:44.000 That's why this is important right now.

00:16:45.000 Elon Musk and Doge...

00:16:47.000 There are countless examples of waste that they've found.

00:16:50.000 Like, for example, he talked about this, I believe, yesterday.

00:16:52.000 A billion-dollar survey just, hey, do you like stuff?

00:16:58.000 That's a clip.

00:16:59.000 We routinely encounter wastes of a billion dollars or more.

00:17:04.000 Casually. You know, for example, the simple survey that was...

00:17:13.000 Literally a 10-question survey that you could do with SurveyMonkey cost you about $10,000.

00:17:17.000 The government was being charged almost a billion dollars for that.

00:17:21.000 A billion dollars for a simple online survey.

00:17:24.000 Do you like the National Park?

00:17:25.000 And then there appeared to be no feedback loop for what would be done with that survey.

00:17:29.000 So the survey would just go into nothing.

00:17:32.000 Just for me to go, nah.

00:17:35.000 Thank you. 0.99

00:17:36.000 I think Yellowstone's gay. 1.00

00:17:39.000 The geysers didn't even blow. 0.99

00:17:42.000 It just cost $12 million.

00:17:44.000 All right, fine.

00:17:45.000 And this is not new.

00:17:47.000 This is what we've been talking about for a very long time.

00:17:49.000 It's what people like Jon Stewart and those on the left have been railing against.

00:17:53.000 It's people like us exposing.

00:17:55.000 And discussing government waste and fraud.

00:17:58.000 That's why every opportunity I can...

00:17:59.000 $230 to $520 billion in fraud every single year.

00:18:05.000 Do you think that Jon Stewart is going to find himself enlightened from this?

00:18:08.000 Comment below.

00:18:09.000 Or do you think he's still going to vote for the people who demand $42 billion for internet that's provided to no people?

00:18:17.000 Along with the other $500 billion a year that goes nowhere.

00:18:20.000 What do you think?

00:18:21.000 I really do hope.

00:18:22.000 I do have hope that these people can maybe learn from their mistakes.

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00:18:47.000 Because we do not have giant corporate overlords, which sometimes would be nice because I could ride Cadillacs like skis.

00:18:53.000 Let's go to...

00:18:53.000 That's impractical, though.

00:18:56.000 Trump... This is one right here.

00:18:57.000 I don't know if...

00:18:57.000 This is actually true, but I don't care.

00:19:01.000 You're having fewer people, largely foreigners, who at one point were traveling to the United States.

00:19:07.000 Fewer of them are traveling here for tourism purposes, and apparently it's President Trump's fault.

00:19:13.000 The Canada-U.S.

00:19:14.000 trade war is changing plans with many wanting to send a message to the White House.

00:19:19.000 Travel agents are reporting a year-over-year 40% decline in bookings to U.S. destinations for the month of February and travelers who are feeling betrayed.

00:19:29.000 Yeah, the analysis firm Tourism Economics started the year predicting an 8.8% increase in international visitors in the United States.

00:19:38.000 Mr. Dickus to you.

00:19:40.000 Now it predicts a 5.1% decline.

00:19:43.000 Blames the dramatic change on the Trump tariff warmongering.

00:19:47.000 Rising prices, trade wars, and Donald Trump's polarizing policies, all pushing foreign visitors away.

00:19:55.000 I'm fine with it.

00:19:57.000 So it might be, you know, some people are saying that it's opposition to the tariff policies.

00:20:03.000 So you're saying Disney World's going to smell better?

00:20:06.000 Yes! That sounds fantastic.

00:20:08.000 I'm going on vacation this July.

00:20:10.000 That's awesome.

00:20:11.000 You know, the Trump administration is considering banning people from more countries, which I'm fine with. 1.00

00:20:16.000 There's stricter enforcement of visas.

00:20:18.000 There are a multitude of reasons, but I will say some cities have made their own bed here, especially when you see some of the tourism ads that have been coming out lately.

00:20:26.000 Like Memphis, I don't know what they were thinking.

00:20:28.000 When it's time to get away, there's a place nestled snugly on the Mississippi River where rock and roll was born and quickly abandoned.

00:20:36.000 The land of the Delta Blues.

00:20:39.000 Where even Delta Airlines refuses to fly.

00:20:42.000 A place where even Martin Luther King Jr. could be murdered not for the color of his skin, but for the content of his character.

00:20:49.000 Often called the Mogadishu of America, Memphis will steal your heart and your wallet.

00:20:55.000 With its steadily decreasing population, there's always a vacant building just around the corner waiting for you.

00:21:01.000 In a city where the overall happiness of its citizens has earned it the nickname Home of the Blues.

00:21:08.000 Whether you're eating slow-smoked ribs or being stabbed in the ribs, Memphis is sure to be the place that you wish was more like Nashville.

00:21:17.000 So put on your blue suede shoes and be sure to be inside before dark.

00:21:22.000 Only in miserable Memphis.

00:21:25.000 To the one viewer out there angry, I don't care. 1.00

00:21:27.000 Memphis sucks. 0.99

00:21:28.000 Now, you know it. 1.00

00:21:31.000 Yeah, keep it down, you river rat. 0.95

00:21:33.000 Just be honest. 0.84

00:21:34.000 Yeah, most people are agreeing.

00:21:36.000 Yeah, Memphis is terrible.

00:21:36.000 I feel like Memphis is the kind of place where if you live in Memphis, you're like, yeah, dude.

00:21:40.000 Yeah, we get it.

00:21:41.000 I'm sorry.

00:21:41.000 I don't have my family over.

00:21:42.000 It's like Detroit without the false sense of pride that it's coming back.

00:21:46.000 It's like, yeah, yeah.

00:21:47.000 Sometimes you have a good job and you own your house and you're like, eh, it sucks, but...

00:21:52.000 That's where I am at this point.

00:21:54.000 Hey, look, there's Elvis.

00:21:55.000 So, some countries, by the way, they're also issuing warnings to potential tourists about traveling to the United States.

00:22:01.000 And by that, I mean virtue signaling.

00:22:03.000 Yes. These countries like Germany, Denmark, Finland, the UK, Australia.

00:22:10.000 Australia! Australia issuing warnings.

00:22:14.000 People traveling.

00:22:15.000 Everything there can kill you.

00:22:16.000 Yes. And it's a rapist colony. 1.00

00:22:20.000 Careful, mate. 1.00

00:22:21.000 Better stay here with the alligators. 0.98

00:22:23.000 Better stay here in the land of snakes. 0.65

00:22:25.000 Then over there with the guns. 1.00

00:22:26.000 Crooks and ripists. 1.00

00:22:28.000 They didn't even warn their citizens about traveling to North Korea. 0.99

00:22:32.000 Yeah, I know.

00:22:33.000 What are you doing, Australia?

00:22:35.000 So, it's fine.

00:22:36.000 Look, we're doing reciprocal tariffs.

00:22:37.000 Let's do the reciprocal roasting of nations. 0.56

00:22:40.000 We should issue a travel warning to people traveling to the UK. 0.99

00:22:43.000 Be careful of the no-go Muslim migrant rape zones, you know, grooming gangs. 1.00

00:22:48.000 Yeah, as they call them. 0.99

00:22:49.000 Or, you know, be aware that if you go to the UK, you could be around...

00:22:53.000 I don't know.

00:22:54.000 You should be aware of everything there.

00:22:56.000 Everything that lives, including the people, and it's a penal colony. 0.96

00:22:59.000 And to those going to Finland, the warning is it's Finland.

00:23:04.000 There's nothing...

00:23:05.000 Don't go to Finland.

00:23:07.000 If you're going to the UK, don't bring your teenage daughter. 0.99

00:23:10.000 It's open season over there.

00:23:11.000 Yeah. And Finland, I mean, at least Memphis, there's the thrilling aspect.

00:23:15.000 Yes. Finland is the place where Islamic terrorist refugees, they went to Finland, they looked around for about two days, and they left. 1.00

00:23:25.000 Yes. You don't know what you're talking about. 0.91

00:23:28.000 What's in Finland?

00:23:29.000 I don't...

00:23:30.000 What do they have?

00:23:31.000 I mean, I assume they have cable.

00:23:33.000 I don't know.

00:23:33.000 It's consistently rated like one of the top five happiest places, if not the happiest place in the world.

00:23:39.000 Yeah. And what do they have?

00:23:40.000 They have nothing except for white people. 0.99

00:23:42.000 Well, they're happy in the way that, you know, like retarded people who don't know any better are happy. 1.00

00:23:48.000 That's a good point.

00:23:50.000 That's a good point.

00:23:51.000 You're like, ah.

00:23:52.000 Yeah, I mean.

00:23:53.000 I don't want to bring them down.

00:23:54.000 You're right.

00:23:54.000 I don't want to bring them down.

00:23:55.000 I don't want to do this, but I'm going to compare the entire Finnish people. 0.68

00:23:58.000 To dogs. 0.98

00:23:59.000 In the sense that, like, okay, if a rapist comes into your house and reaches out to pet your dog, he'll lick him. 0.99

00:24:06.000 That's Finland with rapists. 0.99

00:24:10.000 You do nothing. 0.99

00:24:11.000 You provide nothing.

00:24:13.000 And I had a neighbor who was from Finland, and I remember he used to talk to his mother while she was naked in the shower.

00:24:22.000 Whoa, dude!

00:24:23.000 Yeah, we were going to McDonald's.

00:24:24.000 He's like, let me go ask my mom. 0.82

00:24:25.000 And he started talking, you know, whatever silly language they have.

00:24:27.000 And I noticed because he had the same apartment that I had, so I knew the floor plan.

00:24:31.000 And he was talking to her for like a good minute and a half.

00:24:32.000 And you saw?

00:24:33.000 And I said, wait, that's the bathroom.

00:24:35.000 No, I was on the other side of the hallway.

00:24:35.000 He goes, yeah?

00:24:36.000 I said, wasn't your mom in there?

00:24:37.000 He goes, yeah, yeah.

00:24:38.000 She was in the bath.

00:24:40.000 I said, did she have the curtain closed? 0.97

00:24:42.000 No, it's just my mom.

00:24:43.000 I said, no, no.

00:24:44.000 It's your mom. 0.57

00:24:46.000 And she was naked. 0.87

00:24:48.000 Yeah. Cool mom.

00:24:49.000 Yeah. So then I did his voice.

00:24:50.000 And I was like, ah.

00:24:52.000 My neighbor's mom! 1.00

00:24:53.000 I don't want to say his name.

00:24:54.000 You should have went in there.

00:24:56.000 Apparently, I think his sister might work for some conservative out there. 0.93

00:24:58.000 I was like, oh yeah, I remember that guy. 0.99

00:25:00.000 He was a dick when he was 14. Let's go to Greenland, another place that is silly. 1.00

00:25:04.000 But it's not inconsequential.

00:25:06.000 So I want to present...

00:25:08.000 Let me sort of...

00:25:11.000 Let me posit something here.

00:25:13.000 Is it possible that Donald Trump is using his sort of demeanor that's seen as bombastic to draw attention to things that are actually quite reasonable and most people haven't thought of?

00:25:23.000 I think that may be the situation with Greenland.

00:25:26.000 When you understand the historical context, this is not new, the idea of the United States controlling Greenland or wanting to purchase a very important piece of land strategically or, frankly, just taking it.

00:25:39.000 And Greenland is pivotal.

00:25:40.000 As we go into the 21st century here, continue and we understand the threats that exist abroad and really the waterway.

00:25:48.000 So it's very, very important.

00:25:49.000 And a lot of people just thought it was absurd. 1.00

00:25:51.000 Also, Denmark is full of assholes. 1.00

00:25:55.000 So anything you can do... 1.00

00:25:56.000 Tiny country.

00:25:57.000 It's a tiny country. 1.00

00:25:58.000 A lot of assholes. 1.00

00:25:59.000 Exactly. It's a stinky place. 1.00

00:26:01.000 It is a very stinky place. 0.99

00:26:03.000 It's the kind of place that issues a travel warning to their citizens going to the United States when they basically live on an iceberg. 0.95

00:26:11.000 So, this morning, J.D. Vance actually left to join his wife in this Greenland visit, which has been met, by the way, with a lot of protests.

00:26:19.000 I don't know why, from the Greenland people. 1.00

00:26:23.000 What do we call them?

00:26:23.000 Greenlanders? I don't know.

00:26:26.000 Greenies. Greenies.

00:26:28.000 Greenies. There you go.

00:26:29.000 Sure. You are nothing more than a dog breath treat. 0.57

00:26:33.000 So let's just watch the video of JD Vance talking about it.

00:26:35.000 You know, there was so much excitement around Usha's visit to Greenland this Friday.

00:26:39.000 There was.

00:26:40.000 I decided that I didn't want her to have all that fun by herself.

00:26:43.000 Oh, yeah.

00:26:44.000 So much fun in Greenland.

00:26:45.000 Some of our guardians in the Space Force on the northwest coast of Greenland.

00:26:49.000 And also just check out what's going on with the security of the...

00:26:52.000 Unfortunately... Leaders in both America and in Denmark, I think, ignored Greenland for far too long.

00:27:09.000 That's been bad for Greenland.

00:27:10.000 It's also been bad for the security of the entire world.

00:27:12.000 We think we can take things in a different direction, so I'm going to go check it out.

00:27:17.000 That's a very Saturday morning cartoon.

00:27:19.000 This is where they bake bread!

00:27:21.000 Let's go check it out!

00:27:23.000 Sounds like an MTV show or something.

00:27:24.000 Somebody made J.D. Vance look like an idiot there and they need to be fired. 1.00

00:27:28.000 First off, it's not like, she's having so much fun, I can't let her do it by herself. 1.00

00:27:32.000 That's a really...

00:27:33.000 I've always wanted to go to Greenland.

00:27:36.000 Nobody wants to go to Greenland, especially people that live in Greenland. 1.00

00:27:39.000 They'll do anything to get away from Greenland, including committing suicide at the world's top rate. 1.00

00:27:46.000 Really? Get me the hell out of Greenland.

00:27:50.000 You know who's most upset about that is the Japanese. 1.00

00:27:53.000 That's true.

00:27:53.000 They are trying.

00:27:56.000 They're not even in the top five.

00:27:58.000 I wish you would step back from Greenland, my friend. 1.00

00:28:02.000 We can come and take it over and you can die. 0.99

00:28:07.000 Yeah, yeah, that's fair. 0.98

00:28:08.000 And by the way, the Danish Prime Minister, like we care, he's all mad.

00:28:11.000 He's going, I have to say that it is unacceptable pressure being placed on Greenland and Denmark in this situation, and it is pressure that we will resist.

00:28:19.000 Okay, fine.

00:28:20.000 We won't wait up.

00:28:21.000 Good luck.

00:28:22.000 So Donald Trump first floated this idea of purchasing Greenland from Denmark in 2019.

00:28:26.000 Okay. We'll get to why that's entirely reasonable.

00:28:28.000 You may not know the history of Alaska, and even, by the way, the history of Greenland.

00:28:32.000 The Danish Prime Minister at that point in time called the idea absurd, and then, of course, President Trump doubled down, writing on Truth Social, For the purposes of national security and freedom throughout the world, the United States of America feels that the ownership and control of Greenland is an absolute necessity.

00:28:50.000 That's absurd!

00:28:52.000 Necessity. Hey, why are you repeating my words, but you're turning them into different words?

00:28:57.000 Go screw yourself. 1.00

00:28:58.000 You'll live on an iceberg. 0.98

00:29:01.000 Here's another clip of Donald Trump saying this recently, that we do need to secure our interests in Greenland.

00:29:06.000 And again, this is well within the bounds of something that any other nation would do throughout human history.

00:29:12.000 How far are you prepared to go on Greenland?

00:29:15.000 You said this morning that the United States needs Greenland.

00:29:18.000 How far are you prepared to go?

00:29:19.000 We need Greenland for national security. 1.00

00:29:20.000 Look at that bitch in a mask! 1.00

00:29:23.000 I think we'll go as far as we have to go. 1.00

00:29:27.000 We need Greenland.

00:29:28.000 And the world needs us to have Greenland, including Denmark.

00:29:32.000 Denmark has to have us have Greenland.

00:29:34.000 And we'll see what happens.

00:29:38.000 If we don't have Greenland, we can't have great international security.

00:29:41.000 If you look at the ships outside of Greenland, China, Russia, places that...

00:29:48.000 We have to be there.

00:29:50.000 If we're not there, we can't have national or international security.

00:29:54.000 So I view it from a security standpoint.

00:29:56.000 We have to be there.

00:29:57.000 And we're going to get to the meltdown over this very reasonable proposition from Donald Trump.

00:30:01.000 But before that, I do believe we have him, Toolman.

00:30:04.000 We actually have our on-the-ground correspondent.

00:30:05.000 For those of you who are new, he's our on the ground, on the beat reporter, Thomas Finnegan, up in Greenland right now.

00:30:20.000 All right, Finnegan, what have you been able to learn on the ground?

00:30:22.000 Hi, Stephen.

00:30:23.000 Hi. What have you learned in Greenland?

00:30:26.000 I think I made a mistake.

00:30:28.000 I made a trial there.

00:30:30.000 There's nothing green about this place.

00:30:32.000 No, actually, for once, Thomas, you're in the right place.

00:30:34.000 Iceland is green.

00:30:36.000 Greenland is icy.

00:30:36.000 It's a thing.

00:30:37.000 I didn't pack for this.

00:30:38.000 Don't worry about it.

00:30:39.000 What can you tell us about the possible Greenland deal?

00:30:42.000 That's what we need to know.

00:30:43.000 I can't feel my legs.

00:30:45.000 I think I have frostbite on my ears.

00:30:48.000 I'm pretty tired.

00:30:51.000 I'll just lie down here for a bit.

00:30:53.000 No, no, no, Finnegan, don't.

00:30:54.000 Finnegan, laying down on the ice, it's not going to warm you.

00:30:57.000 It'll make you colder.

00:30:58.000 We need your report.

00:30:59.000 Finnegan? Finnegan?

00:31:02.000 Okay, Tim, just cut it.

00:31:03.000 We'll check back in later.

00:31:04.000 We'll see you next time.

00:31:12.000 Ugh. He should build an igloo.

00:31:14.000 Yeah. Yeah.

00:31:15.000 He's not particularly handy.

00:31:18.000 And he drinks a lot, so his hands are shaky.

00:31:20.000 Smokes a lot, too.

00:31:21.000 Melt the ice.

00:31:22.000 Probably going to die.

00:31:23.000 We'll check back in with him.

00:31:24.000 So the best part about this is the complete meltdown that you see in response to President Trump, not just from the Danish, but even Americans. 0.56

00:31:33.000 As you can see from this montage, starting with this chick who looks like the best friend from the Wonder Years.

00:31:41.000 Oh, my God.

00:31:43.000 Whoa, how does the Wonder Years kid have better teeth?

00:31:48.000 By the way, he became Marilyn Manson.

00:31:49.000 Remember that rumor?

00:31:50.000 Here's the clip.

00:31:51.000 You know who they're sending to Greenland, this administration?

00:31:55.000 Dentists? Yes.

00:31:57.000 Sending the wife of the vice president. 0.95

00:32:01.000 Greenland relations.

00:32:03.000 I doubt it.

00:32:04.000 This is colonialism by any other nation.

00:32:06.000 She looks like she gives big sloppy kisses. 1.00

00:32:08.000 We are treating a NATO ally, which Denmark is, with the worst kind of disrespect.

00:32:15.000 He's down at his palace in Florida.

00:32:17.000 Talking about invading Greenland.

00:32:19.000 What does that do for people who are concerned about affording health care?

00:32:23.000 I suspect the plan is they're hoping that Greenland has some protests, some ugliness, that they can then turn up the gain on this whole nonsense about taking Greenland.

00:32:33.000 A member of the European Parliament had this to say.

00:32:36.000 Let me put it in words you might understand. 1.00

00:32:38.000 Mr. Trump, f*** off. 1.00

00:32:42.000 All right. 1.00

00:32:43.000 Okay, Denmark.

00:32:44.000 I didn't understand you.

00:32:46.000 Okay, Greenland, but we're taking your sharks. 0.67

00:32:48.000 We are taking the Greenland shark.

00:32:49.000 What? Those of you who don't know, the Greenland shark, it lives to be like 250 to 500 years old, 24 feet long.

00:32:54.000 It has six gills.

00:32:57.000 Okay. What does that mean?

00:32:58.000 I don't know.

00:32:59.000 I'm just saying it's untapped potential.

00:33:00.000 What else are you going to use this shark for?

00:33:01.000 Oh, that's a separate thing.

00:33:02.000 As an aside, I don't know if you know this.

00:33:04.000 What? There was a great white that decapitated a scallop diver in Mexico.

00:33:09.000 What? It's recirculating now.

00:33:11.000 Yeah, just the head.

00:33:13.000 Just the head.

00:33:14.000 That shark was making a statement.

00:33:17.000 Is it on a pike? 1.00

00:33:19.000 I wonder if the head just fell down now at some hermit crab's new shell.

00:33:24.000 That would be really cool.

00:33:25.000 He's just walking in.

00:33:26.000 You got to kiss the shark.

00:33:29.000 You always look surprised, Carl.

00:33:33.000 I can't control my shell.

00:33:37.000 This is a warning.

00:33:39.000 I want to be where MS-13 are.

00:33:43.000 Why was the crab and nut thing notably black?

00:33:47.000 Because it's a Caribbean, I believe.

00:33:49.000 Okay, that makes sense.

00:33:51.000 I guess it's not.

00:33:51.000 Is it the Caribbean?

00:33:52.000 Is it not crab either?

00:33:53.000 It's a lobster, I think.

00:33:54.000 It is a lobster.

00:33:55.000 It's a lobster?

00:33:56.000 It's a red lobster, yeah.

00:33:57.000 And I think he's a...

00:33:59.000 My whole world is coming unclear.

00:34:01.000 Yeah, I think it's a lobster.

00:34:03.000 Yeah, Sebastian is a crab.

00:34:05.000 He's a lobster.

00:34:06.000 Sebastian the crab, that sounds right.

00:34:08.000 All right, we need a fact check.

00:34:10.000 Is it a crab or a lobster?

00:34:12.000 Sebastian the crab.

00:34:13.000 There you go.

00:34:14.000 No, I don't...

00:34:15.000 Yes, that's clearly a crab.

00:34:16.000 Okay, hold on.

00:34:17.000 Time out.

00:34:17.000 There's no tail.

00:34:18.000 Well, look at the claws.

00:34:19.000 He has...

00:34:19.000 No, no, no.

00:34:20.000 He has lobster body, though.

00:34:21.000 Look at him.

00:34:22.000 He has a lobster body.

00:34:22.000 There's no tail.

00:34:23.000 No, that's an admonish.

00:34:24.000 I don't care.

00:34:24.000 That's an admonish, Gerald.

00:34:26.000 Show me a...

00:34:26.000 No. And it's admonish because you were so smug.

00:34:30.000 You were so smug and you were so sure that he was a lobster.

00:34:32.000 If you just said, isn't he a lobster?

00:34:34.000 Here's the thing.

00:34:34.000 You don't understand.

00:34:35.000 You don't know how you come across.

00:34:36.000 If you just said...

00:34:37.000 Isn't it a lobster?

00:34:38.000 No one would fault you. 0.99

00:34:39.000 But you were such a prick about it. 0.99

00:34:41.000 You had to say, it's definitively a lobster. 0.99

00:34:44.000 It is a lobster.

00:34:45.000 And you brought it up, and we all said it was a crab, right?

00:34:48.000 All of us were like, that's a crab.

00:34:50.000 And Gerald said, no, it's a lobster. 1.00

00:34:52.000 You guys are idiots. 1.00

00:34:53.000 Do you guys have any idea how much sleep I lost over how you screwed me yesterday? 1.00

00:34:57.000 Like the Billy Joel song, right?

00:34:59.000 Allentown, and you're like, I've never heard of it.

00:35:01.000 I was like, wait, did I dream that?

00:35:03.000 No, it's in the very first... 1.00

00:35:06.000 Versus living here in Allentown, idiot. 1.00

00:35:09.000 Yeah, it's a stupid song. 1.00

00:35:11.000 Sorry, I couldn't remember it. 1.00

00:35:12.000 Josh, make sure you get your balls off the frickin' table over there. 1.00

00:35:15.000 Oh my gosh. 1.00

00:35:16.000 You gotta own your own mistakes. 0.87

00:35:17.000 That's a frickin' lobster. 0.92

00:35:19.000 What are you talking about? 0.70

00:35:20.000 I said it.

00:35:21.000 I said it was a crab.

00:35:23.000 No, you did not.

00:35:24.000 I said, no, not a lobster. 0.60

00:35:25.000 That's goofy, dude.

00:35:26.000 One more thing.

00:35:27.000 Gerald doesn't believe in red crabs, apparently.

00:35:30.000 Okay, now do me a favor and put that side by side with Sebastian.

00:35:33.000 Yeah, I'll get right on that.

00:35:34.000 You're still arguing this?

00:35:35.000 You're still arguing this?

00:35:38.000 Gerald, you've taken enough time from the show.

00:35:40.000 I've been wronged.

00:35:42.000 Take the L. Just like that time we were asked if we could go see any artist live, either alive or dead, and you said Motley Crue, and we all lost respect for him.

00:35:52.000 How dare you?

00:35:54.000 I'm going to be posting about this later.

00:35:56.000 Admonish him!

00:35:58.000 Admonish him!

00:36:01.000 Well, he's not going to sing Kiss the Girl to Gerald.

00:36:03.000 You've got to kiss the guy.

00:36:08.000 Don't you turn that lobster against me. 0.99

00:36:12.000 All right.

00:36:13.000 Okay. All right.

00:36:14.000 Let's go back to Greenland.

00:36:15.000 It's hard because nobody cares about Greenland.

00:36:18.000 That's the thing.

00:36:19.000 So it's easy to get.

00:36:20.000 And it's Friday and we're tired.

00:36:21.000 But let me give you a few key facts here, the history of Greenland.

00:36:24.000 So key fact number one.

00:36:26.000 Greenland is, and it always has been, a matter of national security as it relates to the United States. 0.91

00:36:30.000 So since World War II, the U.S. increased their military presence, and they even established bases to try and secure Greenland during Nazi occupation of Denmark, because most of these European nations are pussies and they couldn't stand up to it, so the United States had to kind of step in and do their job. 0.99

00:36:44.000 Then you have the Cold War. 0.75

00:36:45.000 The U.S. built Camp Century to actually house nukes capable of reaching Russia.

00:36:50.000 This goes to the...

00:36:51.000 Close proximity geographically, why it's important.

00:36:55.000 And now, Greenland is actually home to, I want to make sure I pronounce this right, to U.S. Bidufique?

00:37:03.000 No. Bidufique?

00:37:05.000 It's the space space.

00:37:06.000 But it reads like a naughty word.

00:37:11.000 A Pokemon.

00:37:12.000 Yes. Or a racial slur.

00:37:15.000 And so, we've known this historically, but really, Greenland is actually...

00:37:19.000 Pretty pivotal to us winning the race, really, for the Arctic against China and Russia.

00:37:25.000 And actually, former Trump NSA advisor Robert O'Brien pointed this out.

00:37:31.000 And I want you to watch Rob speak, actually, about...

00:37:35.000 Is it...

00:37:35.000 No, wait, I don't think...

00:37:36.000 His name is Rob Arctic.

00:37:37.000 I don't think his name is Rob...

00:37:39.000 Is his name Rob Arctic?

00:37:42.000 I'm trying to remember.

00:37:43.000 Maybe I just wrote a note.

00:37:44.000 Maybe there's two Robs.

00:37:46.000 The point is, none of it matters because you're going to watch him in an interview with a man who looks exactly like Mr. Yunyoshi from Breakfast at Tiffany's.

00:37:54.000 And... Let's play the actual clip.

00:37:59.000 President Trump's also talking actively about...

00:38:02.000 What's the latest there?

00:38:04.000 Well, the latest is Greenland is a highway from the Arctic all the way to North America to the United States.

00:38:10.000 It's strategically very important to the Arctic, which is going to be the critical battleground of the future, because as the climate gets warmer, the Arctic is going to be a pathway that maybe cuts down on the usage of the Panama Canal.

00:38:25.000 And the Russians and Chinese are all over the Arctic. 0.97

00:38:27.000 That's true.

00:38:28.000 If it does get warmer, that ice will melt, which opens up a whole lot of possibilities for bad actors.

00:38:34.000 It sounds like a job for...

00:38:36.000 My name is Freeze.

00:38:39.000 Learn it well.

00:38:41.000 Mr. Freeze.

00:38:42.000 You think you're getting through China?

00:38:44.000 Chill. Chill.

00:38:47.000 Hey, Russia, there's a storm coming, baby. 0.98

00:38:52.000 We do not know what is happening.

00:38:54.000 We don't think they are taking us seriously.

00:38:55.000 They send fictional character to stop us.

00:38:59.000 So China actually has attempted to invest in quite a bit of infrastructure in the Arctic, including rare earth mines, airports, some maritime stations.

00:39:08.000 And unfortunately, we talked about this too.

00:39:10.000 Remember at the beginning of the Russia-Ukraine war?

00:39:13.000 We were like, China and Russia are not good bedfellows, but if the Western world plays this wrong...

00:39:19.000 The real problem would be if they happened to become a sort of begrudging couple.

00:39:24.000 And we're seeing some signs of that.

00:39:26.000 China's been ramping up their cooperation with Russia all throughout the Arctic.

00:39:30.000 Alaska Senator Dan Sullivan called the size of the Chinese and Russian joint operation unprecedented.

00:39:37.000 He said that the U.S. sent four Navy destroyer ships near the Aleutian Islands in response to those 11 Chinese and Russian warships near U.S. waters.

00:39:49.000 So, militarily, it's pretty important.

00:39:51.000 And if you understand too, Greenland, they have a lot of rare earth minerals, which would be pretty important for the United States.

00:39:57.000 We actually don't have a ton of those.

00:39:59.000 That's one thing that we sort of lack.

00:40:00.000 So, China has about 44 million tons of the world's rare earth reserves.

00:40:04.000 We only have about 1.8 million tons.

00:40:07.000 Greenland has 1.5 million.

00:40:09.000 So, almost as much as us in our entirety as a country.

00:40:13.000 Also have a lot of energy reserves.

00:40:15.000 They have 17.5 billion barrels of oil that we know of.

00:40:19.000 148.2 trillion cubic feet of natural gas.

00:40:23.000 So taking this into account, in other words, if there happened to be a nation like this that was largely entirely defenseless in the United States, for example, I don't know, replace this with the British Empire, the Turks, the Ottomans, the Greeks, the Romans, Greenland doesn't exist.

00:40:37.000 It's the United States.

00:40:38.000 Yeah. Right?

00:40:39.000 It's very, very important, and they wouldn't be able to stop, but we're the good guys, so we don't do that.

00:40:45.000 That being said, something pretty important to note.

00:40:47.000 Is, I guess, key fact number three here.

00:40:49.000 All references, we make them publicly available.

00:40:51.000 There's plenty of precedence for the idea of this expansion.

00:40:54.000 So in the 1860s, Andrew Johnson, or at least the State Department, they talked about purchasing Greenland.

00:41:00.000 And then in 46, the Truman administration offered to pay $100 million in gold to Denmark for the purchase.

00:41:05.000 They should have done that.

00:41:06.000 Of Greenland.

00:41:07.000 What year was that?

00:41:08.000 46. 46. That would have been a great thing for them.

00:41:11.000 And in 46?

00:41:12.000 Yeah. That would have been great.

00:41:13.000 And then you had John Nixon, a State Department official, wrote, the consensus among the group was that the territory was completely worthless to Denmark and indispensable to the safety of the United States.

00:41:23.000 Because keep in mind, if the Russians and the Chinese, or even just the Russians, or even like just half the Chinese decide that they want to start acting up, the last person to do anything about it would be Denmark. 0.51

00:41:36.000 Yeah. Oh, sorry.

00:41:39.000 Why are your people so short?

00:41:43.000 Oh, no!

00:41:45.000 Also, before we get to this mission control, bring this up.

00:41:48.000 This is one of the most fascinating stats to me, because all of these, and I know, okay, if you want to say Norwegian, if you want to say Swedish, what is Slav, I don't know the term that's often used for all of these nations.

00:42:00.000 We sort of see them as a monolith.

00:42:01.000 I get it.

00:42:02.000 Iceland, Greenland, okay, fine, they're different.

00:42:03.000 I don't care.

00:42:04.000 You have a lot of strongmen.

00:42:05.000 Good for you.

00:42:05.000 But they often use these nations, and certainly Bernie Sanders, for their high quality of living.

00:42:10.000 So they actually think they have a leg to stand on, going, you Americans, you don't have as good of a quality of life.

00:42:15.000 One of the most fascinating statistics, you guys can pull it from an old Change My Mind doc that I prepared.

00:42:19.000 It's true.

00:42:21.000 Swedes, for example, and the Danes, they do have a higher standard of living in Denmark and in Sweden.

00:42:29.000 Danes, who then come to the United States, however, Have like a 50, I think 56% higher standard of living in the United States than in Denmark. 0.99

00:42:39.000 Which tells you, when you have a country that's the population of Rhode Island, and there's kind of a monolithic culture and maybe work ethic, sure, they can make it work better there than a country of 340 million, but when you take those people and you transplant them in the United States, they do better here than their own people in their homeland. 0.60

00:42:58.000 Because the United States is like gasoline on a fire.

00:43:01.000 It just makes everything better.

00:43:03.000 That's why people come here.

00:43:05.000 Let's bring that up, Mission Control.

00:43:06.000 Bring it up so we can give it to...

00:43:07.000 That is one of those stats that, to me, is a checkmate for these countries over there.

00:43:12.000 The United States, by the way, while we're going back to this, historically, we've purchased plenty of territories and land.

00:43:18.000 So in 1803, we purchased the Louisiana.

00:43:22.000 I say the Louisiana because I'm speaking like a Cajun.

00:43:24.000 I don't know.

00:43:26.000 And by the way, we purchased it from France for only 15 million dollars.

00:43:31.000 They're like, thank God we get rid of Louisiana.

00:43:35.000 1854, there was a Gazdan purchase, New Mexico, $10 million.

00:43:38.000 And in 1867, we purchased Alaska from Russia for $7.2 million.

00:43:43.000 Something fascinating, I did a segment on this a while back, is if you read the newspapers during that period of time, the Russian newspapers were bitching about the government basically selling Alaska, saying, why would you do this?

00:43:56.000 This was a pivotal piece of land.

00:43:57.000 And the American newspapers were criticizing our government, saying, why would you purchase such a useless bit of land?

00:44:02.000 If you ask me, we fleeced Russia. 0.63

00:44:04.000 Yes, we definitely did.

00:44:06.000 For $7.2 million?

00:44:09.000 What is $7.2 million in today's money?

00:44:10.000 I don't know, but we win.

00:44:12.000 Yes, we definitely win.

00:44:14.000 We won that trade, yeah.

00:44:16.000 Whatever number you want to throw out there, we won.

00:44:18.000 We won on that one.

00:44:19.000 That's the Yankees getting Babe Ruth from the Red Sox.

00:44:21.000 Just imagine being that Russian president finding out how much oil is there.

00:44:25.000 You get a piece of paper, you're like, what? 1.00

00:44:26.000 Son of bitch! 0.99

00:44:29.000 I guess also, by the way, oh, we do, we have to check back in before we go to Jeremy from The Quartering to talk about Wisconsin. 1.00

00:44:35.000 We have him back on the line?

00:44:36.000 We have Finnegan?

00:44:38.000 Maybe. I got something.

00:44:40.000 Let's go check.

00:44:49.000 All right, Finnegan, now that you've had some time to warm up, what have you got?

00:44:55.000 Oh. Huh.

00:44:57.000 Uh-oh.

00:44:58.000 He'll bounce back.

00:45:09.000 59%. Finnish Americans.

00:45:10.000 What have I told you?

00:45:11.000 That's really close.

00:45:12.000 Yeah. No, no, it's 55. No, Danish is 55. Finnish is 59. No, Finnish is 53. It says 59 down here.

00:45:19.000 Oh, Finnish. 0.61

00:45:20.000 Sorry, I was looking at the Swedes. 1.00

00:45:20.000 You're looking at the Swedes. 1.00

00:45:21.000 Okay. Admonish you!

00:45:22.000 So I was off by one percentage.

00:45:24.000 I was off by one percentage point.

00:45:26.000 Not me.

00:45:27.000 Do you got to admonish him?

00:45:28.000 You can admonish me.

00:45:28.000 Nah, he was close enough.

00:45:29.000 I don't think it's a...

00:45:30.000 It's in the same...

00:45:32.000 Steven was going by memory and he was one percentage point.

00:45:35.000 No, no, no.

00:45:35.000 He was arguing with me over...

00:45:36.000 Price is right rules.

00:45:38.000 Sorry, Gerald.

00:45:39.000 Agreed. If I'd have said 57, maybe you'd have had a leg to stand on your stupid lobster comment. 1.00

00:45:45.000 He's a lobster. 1.00

00:45:47.000 Here's the thing.

00:45:47.000 It doesn't have to be a thing until Gerald makes it a thing.

00:45:50.000 Then he doesn't let it go.

00:45:51.000 What, are you going to gaslight us into thinking that this obviously a crab, which I said from the beginning, is a lobster?

00:45:56.000 Yeah. What kind of lobster, though?

00:45:58.000 Like a Maine lobster?

00:45:59.000 A rock lobster?

00:46:00.000 I'm going to die on this underwater seashell.

00:46:02.000 I'm dying there.

00:46:03.000 Yeah. It's a lobster.

00:46:04.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:46:05.000 I hope you die there. 1.00

00:46:05.000 And a little hermit crab with a head shell is passing by your cave. 1.00

00:46:09.000 It's clearly a Dungeness. 0.60

00:46:10.000 I'll know where he came from.

00:46:12.000 Yes. I don't really know my crabs.

00:46:14.000 The dungeness ones with the soft shells?

00:46:15.000 Anyway, so it goes back to this.

00:46:17.000 Okay, Greenland, there's historical precedent.

00:46:19.000 It's very important.

00:46:20.000 Right. We understand that now.

00:46:22.000 Contextually, this is not absurd.

00:46:23.000 But is it even feasible?

00:46:27.000 Right? Otherwise, you shouldn't float it if there's no way to do this.

00:46:29.000 Here is the next key fact.

00:46:31.000 Number three, number four.

00:46:33.000 How we could actually control Greenland or how this could be done.

00:46:37.000 Most likely scenario, Greenland declares independence, right?

00:46:40.000 And they vote to become a part of the United States.

00:46:43.000 And by the way, there is actually a major push on the island of Greenland right now to declare independence from Denmark.

00:46:49.000 Not necessarily become part of the U.S., but they want to get out from under the oppression, I guess, of Denmark, which is just kind of funny to think of the Danes oppressing anybody.

00:46:57.000 It's a tiny country.

00:46:59.000 Yeah. They get made fun of.

00:47:00.000 That's the oppression.

00:47:01.000 Yeah, they probably wouldn't be the U.S., but they could, if they leave Denmark, you know, I don't know how Greenland's going to protect themselves, they could form some kind of, like, association pact with the United States, similar to the Marshall Islands, something like that.

00:47:11.000 The less likely but still possible scenario is that the United States basically can make Denmark an offer that they couldn't refuse, right?

00:47:19.000 So basically, Denmark right now would have final say over the transfer of Greenland to any other country.

00:47:25.000 You could buy them.

00:47:26.000 Yeah, if they want to sell it for the right price, I don't like the way that they've been talking, so, you know, the price just went down and they should take it.

00:47:32.000 The least likely scenario, and by this I mean almost no possibility, but it would be funny, is if the United States just takes over Greenland by force.

00:47:43.000 How much force?

00:47:44.000 Not a lot.

00:47:45.000 It wouldn't need to be a lot.

00:47:47.000 You know what I mean?

00:47:47.000 It's kind of just like a pawing jab.

00:47:49.000 You're just feeling it out.

00:47:50.000 Come on, guys.

00:47:51.000 Don't make me do this.

00:47:51.000 Like a fixed fight.

00:47:52.000 A phantom punch.

00:47:53.000 And they just, you know, overact.

00:47:55.000 And throw some money down to them.

00:47:56.000 Here, surrender.

00:47:57.000 You're hit like a Mack track.

00:48:00.000 Because they don't want to take any more paint.

00:48:02.000 So, it's very, very unlikely.

00:48:04.000 But I do appreciate that President Trump...

00:48:07.000 He always leaves this option on the table, like my father when I was acting up with the wooden spoon.

00:48:12.000 It was there.

00:48:13.000 He rarely used it.

00:48:14.000 Sometimes he did, but very, very rarely, but I knew it was there, and so Donald Trump has made it clear, you know, maybe military.

00:48:22.000 Let's start, if we could, with your references to Greenland and the Panama Canal and so forth.

00:48:29.000 Can you assure the world that as you try to get control of these areas, you are not going to use military or economic coercion?

00:48:40.000 No. And can you tell us a little bit about what your plan is?

00:48:43.000 No. Are you going to negotiate a new treaty?

00:48:46.000 Are you going to ask the Canadians to hold the vote?

00:48:50.000 What is the strategy?

00:48:51.000 I can't assure you.

00:48:52.000 You're talking about Panama and Greenland.

00:48:55.000 No, I can't assure you on either of those two.

00:48:57.000 Yeah, and why would you?

00:49:00.000 Mr. President, can you show us all your cards right now so I can get an exclusive story?

00:49:05.000 Yes. It'd be like going into a store or going into a...

00:49:08.000 Which, by the way, I feel like when I go to shopping malls now, I feel like I'm with some third-world barker in the middle of it.

00:49:13.000 It'd be like going in with some haggling, I don't know, kiosk, and just showing them every bill you have in your wallet before negotiating a price.

00:49:21.000 Why would you do it?

00:49:22.000 And in some instances, if they're trying to rip you off, you beat them up.

00:49:26.000 That's what we do with England.

00:49:28.000 How about we pay nothing and we just take it?

00:49:30.000 We're already there.

00:49:31.000 Yeah, I mean, I'm mostly joking.

00:49:33.000 But not entirely.

00:49:34.000 By the way, download the Rumble app and follow us there.

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00:49:48.000 Not right now.

00:49:48.000 Not right now, after the show.

00:49:50.000 Conclusion here, in wrapping this up, seems like Donald Trump is serious about Greenland.

00:49:57.000 And he has good reason to be.

00:49:58.000 And I think what we'll see develop is the media point to this as absurd. 0.91

00:50:03.000 Isn't that ridiculous?

00:50:04.000 Because no one's really been thinking of Greenland.

00:50:06.000 That doesn't mean that people in the know behind the scenes have not had Greenland on their radar for quite a long time as far as national security, as far as resources, as far as keeping our eye on China and Russia.

00:50:17.000 And there are a few different ways to do it.

00:50:20.000 This is a negotiation that is taking place.

00:50:21.000 If you've read Art of the Deal, you know he wants to come in high.

00:50:24.000 He wants to come in hot.

00:50:25.000 And we'll probably settle somewhere in the middle.

00:50:27.000 But anyone who tells you that this is absurd, that Donald Trump wants to go out and take over the Panama Canal and Canada and Greenland, they're just not paying attention, even though at the end of the day, we absolutely could.

00:50:39.000 So one thing, too, I would caution the left.

00:50:43.000 Stop overplaying.

00:50:45.000 Your hand a little bit here.

00:50:47.000 If you keep accusing patriotic Americans of being the bad guy, of this country, of being the bad guy, at a certain point, maybe we just own it and say, all right, well, since you've been accusing us of being an empire for all this time, let's just go ahead and be one.

00:51:03.000 Let's stop nation building and let's start taking.

00:51:05.000 You don't want that.

00:51:06.000 We don't want that.

00:51:08.000 But you may push us to do it.

00:51:09.000 You know, basically, it's your fault.

00:51:11.000 They have the highest suicide rate in the world.

00:51:13.000 I think change in management would be good for them.

00:51:15.000 Yes, it would.

00:51:16.000 Or we'll just wait you out.

00:51:18.000 Yes. There won't be any of you left.

00:51:20.000 You have Suicide Glacier.

00:51:21.000 You don't even have Suicide Forest.

00:51:22.000 Exactly. You're a failing franchise.

00:51:25.000 Laying everywhere. 0.78

00:51:26.000 Frozen. Or like space heaters.

00:51:28.000 Yeah. I say you treat it like a sports team.

00:51:34.000 Change the name.

00:51:35.000 Like the Seattle Supersonics.

00:51:36.000 They left Seattle.

00:51:37.000 They went to Oklahoma.

00:51:38.000 Now they're the Thunder.

00:51:39.000 Greenland. Now you're Iceland.

00:51:41.000 Damn, it's taken. 0.99

00:51:41.000 Yeah, it's taken. 0.99

00:51:42.000 That's right.

00:51:43.000 Frozenland. Yeah.

00:51:44.000 Plus, we all saw Mighty Ducks, too.

00:51:46.000 Who cares?

00:51:47.000 Well, we all know that Iceland is very nice and Greenland is filled with ice, so people would know.

00:51:52.000 They'd show up right away like, this can't be Iceland.

00:51:53.000 That was a good naming trick.

00:51:55.000 It was a good naming trick.

00:51:57.000 Trumpville. That's bad.

00:51:59.000 Yeah. Don't we have Jeremy coming on?

00:52:02.000 You know, we could call it Gerald's fictitious lobster town.

00:52:07.000 It's totally a lobster.

00:52:08.000 So we're going to bring on... 0.89

00:52:09.000 We're going to ask Jeremy whether he's a frickin' lobster.

00:52:12.000 We're going to have Jeremy from the Corning, by the way, who is, of course, on the lineup here.

00:52:15.000 I believe he's at two after Russell Brand.

00:52:18.000 But Wisconsin has a big election for its Supreme Court coming up, I believe, on Tuesday, next Tuesday.

00:52:24.000 Trump posted about it on Truth, saying...

00:52:26.000 Brad Schimmel is running against radical left liberal Susan Crawford, who has repeatedly given child molesters, rapists, women beaters, and domestic abusers light sentences.

00:52:37.000 This is the first paragraph.

00:52:40.000 He just goes in. 0.98

00:52:41.000 He leads with child molesters and rapists.

00:52:43.000 How do you believe it? 0.99

00:52:46.000 She is the hand-picked voice of the leftists who are out to destroy your state. 0.87

00:52:50.000 And our country.

00:52:52.000 And if she wins, the movement to restore our nation will bypass Wisconsin. 0.98

00:52:56.000 All voters who believe in common sense should get out to vote early for Brad Schimmel.

00:53:00.000 Here to discuss this and more is Jeremy right here in the lineup from The Quartering.

00:53:10.000 Jeremy, thank you for being here, sir.

00:53:11.000 I know people can watch you later on today.

00:53:14.000 Oh, you said you were doing away with the hats, but now I see a hat.

00:53:16.000 I was bullied back into the hat.

00:53:20.000 From your viewers, I believe, the message was passed on to me from the Mug Club that the hat is my thing, which I think is a nice way of saying you don't have as much hair left as you thought you did.

00:53:33.000 So that's also fine.

00:53:35.000 No, no, no.

00:53:36.000 I'd like to recommend a tried and true naming nomenclature that the United States has used several times in the past.

00:53:44.000 We just call it New Greenland.

00:53:46.000 Yes. And it becomes a good part of America.

00:53:48.000 Thank you for saving me there.

00:53:49.000 Yeah, New Greenland.

00:53:51.000 Yeah. I wouldn't necessarily count on new and improved because there's only so much you can do with a glacier.

00:53:56.000 Yeah, but marginally improved Greenland.

00:53:59.000 Yes, it's silly that it's allowed to exist.

00:54:01.000 We'll just put new carpeting in and we're fine.

00:54:03.000 Yeah, passable Greenland.

00:54:05.000 Like, it's not going to blow your socks off, but it's not bad Greenland.

00:54:09.000 Before we get to the Supreme Court, what you've been doing there in Wisconsin, how's the new Rumble live treating you there with the lineup?

00:54:16.000 It's great.

00:54:17.000 The lineup is incredible.

00:54:18.000 And your raids, I've really opened up my show to a whole new audience, and we're having massive, massive new viewership.

00:54:27.000 And so if you enjoy, I do a bit of a panel show with a bunch of different people, and I'm hoping people continue to check it out because I think it's changing the game.

00:54:38.000 It's making opportunities for people that are taking advantage of them quite well.

00:54:44.000 And I think the viewers love it.

00:54:46.000 They have just kind of one place to lock in.

00:54:49.000 I think a lot of people on Rumble are kind of like AM radio listeners at times.

00:54:54.000 They listen, but maybe they're not at their computer or at their desk.

00:54:57.000 So this makes it incredibly easy for them to just stay entertained throughout the day.

00:55:03.000 And informed.

00:55:04.000 And so can you help inform us here?

00:55:06.000 You've been doing a lot of work for the Supreme Court election there in Wisconsin.

00:55:12.000 And before you run me through it, can I go to one of the people I can't stand the most?

00:55:18.000 Which is why when people say the whole, like, you know, they get into the AIPAC thing, I go, yeah, well, I really hate that AIPAC gave more money to Hakeem Jeffries than I believe almost any other candidate because he's the worst of the worst.

00:55:29.000 Here he is, Hakeem Jeffries, discussing the election.

00:55:31.000 In Wisconsin, that's a 50-50 race because we know Wisconsin's a 50-50 state.

00:55:37.000 Yeah. And we have a strong Democratic candidate. 0.98

00:55:40.000 Whoever wins is going to determine who has the majority in the Wisconsin Supreme Court.

00:55:47.000 Why is that important?

00:55:48.000 Because there are gerrymandered congressional lines right now in Wisconsin.

00:55:55.000 Wisconsin is a 50-50 state, as I mentioned, but there are six Republicans and only two Democrats out of an eight-person delegation because the lines are broken.

00:56:05.000 We need to be able to revisit that.

00:56:12.000 At what point can Blade just come in and take care of him?

00:56:15.000 Even a significant possibility is if you have an enlightened Supreme Court.

00:56:22.000 And so, you know, I think that's an incredibly important race.

00:56:26.000 My implication was that he looks like a vampire.

00:56:28.000 I stand by it.

00:56:29.000 I make no apologies.

00:56:31.000 I like how he said, hey, guys.

00:56:34.000 The Republicans gerrymandered in Wisconsin, and that's bad.

00:56:38.000 So we have to win this election so we can gerrymander in Wisconsin, because that's good.

00:56:44.000 I mean, whenever someone complains, and I understand that gerrymandering, if you look at some districts, I believe Crenshaw's is one of the worst, but you still do have to understand that if you just get rid of it, someone's going to be determining the districts, and it's just always going to be an environment for corruption.

00:56:58.000 Someone's going to make the final call, and Democrats, Republicans alike, both do it.

00:57:05.000 I'd like to see Hakeem Jeffries' district.

00:57:06.000 I bet you it makes no sense.

00:57:08.000 But run us through this, because it's different state to state.

00:57:11.000 So Supreme Court in Wisconsin, this is something that people will vote for.

00:57:15.000 How has this been panning out?

00:57:17.000 Well, right now, the Republicans are getting outspent two to one.

00:57:20.000 And we've got that fat blob Pritzker from Illinois donating half a million dollars. 0.97

00:57:27.000 We have huge money coming from Democrat losers flowing into Wisconsin. 0.97

00:57:33.000 People are door-knocking from Illinois in Wisconsin. 0.94

00:57:36.000 That's how important this is.

00:57:38.000 Because as evil and vampiric as Hakeem Jeffries may appear, he's 100% correct.

00:57:44.000 That's why they're pouring the money in.

00:57:46.000 And conservatives, they do great for presidential elections in my state, but they are not great at voting in the lesser elections or the bi-yearly elections.

00:57:56.000 And it is imperative that people not just vote.

00:58:01.000 But bring a friend or two.

00:58:03.000 Right now, the polls have Schimmel behind a couple of points.

00:58:10.000 The betting markets have him down bigly.

00:58:13.000 Just a 15% chance to win.

00:58:15.000 But I think it's all going to come down to showing up.

00:58:21.000 And it's supposed to snow on Monday, so you can still early vote in Wisconsin.

00:58:25.000 You can find that information at myvote.wi.gov.

00:58:29.000 I went door-knocking yesterday.

00:58:31.000 It was terrifying.

00:58:33.000 And I had this cute little gnome-sized girl who was with me.

00:58:39.000 I just let her knock because I didn't want people to open the door. 0.98

00:58:42.000 So I stood way back.

00:58:45.000 You'd be like top eight people if I didn't know I wouldn't want to see on my doorstep.

00:58:50.000 Yeah, and I didn't knock with Scott Presser because he's actually as tall as I am.

00:58:56.000 So we're like, I'll just go with this little girl and she'll...

00:58:59.000 Disarmed people.

00:59:00.000 It was scary at first, but it's doing the work, getting out there.

00:59:05.000 At this point, people just have to bring somebody to vote.

00:59:08.000 You can still early vote across the state.

00:59:10.000 Scott Pressler, obviously, people know he did unbelievable work in Pennsylvania.

00:59:13.000 We've had him on the show.

00:59:14.000 He's really good with the grassroots, kind of knowing what to look for and do some work strategically so you're not spinning your wheels.

00:59:20.000 Let me ask you this, because I would imagine that you're also probably knocking on doors of a lot of conservatives.

00:59:24.000 Did you actually run into anyone who was like, you got a queer with you? 1.00

00:59:29.000 I did have a Karen interaction that I thought was great. 0.79

00:59:34.000 She was not a friendly.

00:59:36.000 We knocked anyway.

00:59:37.000 And her dog burst out the front door and absolutely loved me.

00:59:41.000 And it was just burning her up.

00:59:44.000 She kept calling her dog back.

00:59:46.000 She's like, Miley, come back!

00:59:47.000 Get back! 0.96

00:59:48.000 And it just kept coming to me.

00:59:49.000 Yeah, and I was like, oh, who's your gopapi?

00:59:52.000 And she's just like, I don't have to tell you guys anything.

00:59:58.000 She thought it was an interrogation?

01:00:01.000 We didn't have anything.

01:00:03.000 She was dropping off a pamphlet.

01:00:05.000 She was very offended, and I had a great...

01:00:09.000 I had a great time.

01:00:11.000 Shout out to Eliza, who is with me.

01:00:14.000 She's an absolute pro.

01:00:16.000 The energy there, youth, young kids, everywhere.

01:00:20.000 I can see them knocking on doors with TPUSA or TPUSA Action or whatever it's called.

01:00:26.000 People are out there.

01:00:28.000 If I can do it, then anyone literally can do it.

01:00:31.000 If you don't want to knock on doors, then find two or three people who are low-propensity voters, people that probably agree with you but aren't going to go.

01:00:38.000 And just drag them with you and make it fun.

01:00:41.000 Have a party afterwards or whatever the case is.

01:00:44.000 Because this is a big deal.

01:00:46.000 We've got voter ID on the ballot too.

01:00:47.000 So for people, yes on voter ID, Brad Schimmel.

01:00:51.000 And obviously you want to educate yourself on the local school board stuff because I can't.

01:00:55.000 My school board is different than a lot of other people's.

01:00:58.000 But this is huge and we're behind.

01:01:00.000 And people really, really...

01:01:01.000 If I could just say this.

01:01:03.000 We've got to send people to Tim Pool, but go ahead and say it.

01:01:06.000 12 seconds.

01:01:09.000 The Democrat governor locked down the state, and the Republican Supreme Court told him no and overruled the lockdowns.

01:01:18.000 Remember what that was like.

01:01:19.000 Get out and vote.

01:01:20.000 If you can't vote early in person, make sure you show up on election day and bring people with you.

01:01:25.000 Okay, that almost worked, but it was partially nonsensical.

01:01:27.000 We're going to continue with you on Rumble Premium.

01:01:29.000 And everyone who is not a member, you can click right now.

01:01:31.000 Continue with Jeremy.

01:01:32.000 We have a behind-the-scenes show, actually, for Rumble Premium members today.

01:01:35.000 And the rest of you, you stay right here, and you will be taken to Tim Pool.

01:01:40.000 Tim Pool, take it away.

01:01:41.000 Jeremy, it was like you were playing Mad Gaps for a second there.

01:01:44.000 But we're going to go.

01:02:40.000 *music*

01:02:51.000 Alright, we are back with Mr. The Quartering.

01:02:54.000 And, you know, it's funny.

01:02:55.000 I was saying, I got a watch as a gift, and it's an analog watch, and I'm not in the habit of it, and I don't know if this makes... 0.97

01:03:02.000 I'm going to sound really stupid, rightfully so. 0.98

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