Louder with Crowder - Disney Makes Star Wars Galactically Gay!

00:00:00.000 🎵 Welcome to Louder With Crowder's 9th Annual Cultural Appropriation

00:00:19.000 Month!

00:00:19.000 🎵 Your sweet gentleman, do what I know 🎵 As we take you across this globe to experience all the wondrous and diverse cultures we have to offer.

00:00:30.000 Because to appropriate is to appreciate.

00:00:34.000 This week, join us as we venture to the heart of the terrorist-supporting and mysterious Middle East. 1.00

00:00:41.000 A land of men with comically unkept beards, endless stockpiles of definitely not enriched uranium, and that one Ben Affleck film. 0.99

00:00:49.000 Who the f*** are you? 0.99

00:00:53.000 And until 1979, hot chicks in bikinis! 1.00

00:01:02.000 That's right.

00:01:03.000 This week, allow us to whisk you away to the land of Iran! 1.00

00:01:15.000 Hold the sip! 0.97

00:01:17.000 ...

00:01:23.000 Well, it's no hookah.

00:01:25.000 Glad to be with you and of course you welcome your supreme leader, me!

00:01:32.000 I thought we'd have like music, like Pomp and Circumstance or Vitamin C, we remember?

00:01:39.000 No, no, no.

00:01:40.000 We don't have any of those people in my country.

00:01:42.000 It is cultural appropriation month.

00:01:45.000 It is Iran today.

00:01:47.000 We're very glad to be with you.

00:01:48.000 You can send in, of course, your costumes to me or S Crowder on X using the hashtag appropriate Iran.

00:01:56.000 As long as you have a picture of your mug in there, we are going to announce the winners of the costume contest, because to appropriate is to appreciate, and that you will win a lock of the hair of Gerald Morgan, who I have not yet introduced.

00:02:08.000 Let me give you a rundown.

00:02:09.000 The Nashville Manifesto update.

00:02:11.000 We have an update there, very quickly.

00:02:14.000 We also have some of the tweets from me.

00:02:17.000 We'll be talking about that.

00:02:18.000 We will be educating you on the history of my country.

00:02:20.000 Do you know there was a very bad period, 60s, 70s, women were allowed to do the things The good news is we're back to being in the Stone Age. 1.00

00:02:29.000 Just how we like it. 0.98

00:02:30.000 Also, very fun, Star Wars is pretty much dead because they are gay. 1.00

00:02:37.000 This is an abomination, you know this, and it is punishable by flying off rooftops. 0.99

00:02:44.000 It has been raining men in my country. 0.99

00:02:46.000 It's not a season, it is pretty much a year-round, and there have been some people in my country attacking fast food places, but you know, you win some, you lose some.

00:02:54.000 If at some point today, and I don't know if I will be staying as the Ayatollah all program, you will see this on YouTube!

00:03:04.000 Head on over to Rumble! 0.97

00:03:07.000 They're fascists! 0.92

00:03:10.000 I'm just kidding it's a show live weekdays at 10 a.m. 0.82

00:03:12.000 Eastern so we will ask you the question of the day for cultural appropriation

00:03:15.000 who wore it better and also we will see with chat if you want the Ayatollah here

00:03:20.000 I'll show because concept shows have not that is I don't know why you have me

00:03:24.000 next meal next to me and CEO second in command and of course a great Persian

00:03:37.000 historical figure is Xerxes Morgan Eren laughs 0.61

00:03:45.000 It's not gay! 0.99

00:03:50.000 I mean, that's pretty close.

00:03:51.000 Let's be honest.

00:03:53.000 That is very good.

00:03:54.000 It's an homage.

00:03:55.000 At first I thought you were a hologram, like Tupac.

00:03:57.000 No.

00:03:58.000 I am here, my brother.

00:03:58.000 I also thought he was one of us.

00:04:00.000 Until I realized that he made up his name and it means nothing.

00:04:03.000 He's a drama nerd.

00:04:04.000 Tupac.

00:04:05.000 He's never been in a gang.

00:04:07.000 Right?

00:04:09.000 I don't think so.

00:04:10.000 Is it hard for you to speak to with the makeup?

00:04:12.000 No.

00:04:13.000 No, I just have less respect for myself as a human being.

00:04:15.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:04:16.000 Come on.

00:04:17.000 That is not possible.

00:04:19.000 And we have, of course, here today the funniest man alive, August 10th on Saturday.

00:04:24.000 He will be at the Gas South Theater in Duluth, Georgia.

00:04:28.000 You can see all of his programs at nickdip.com.

00:04:32.000 We have Mr. Soleimani.

00:04:35.000 Yes, I'll be at Kaboom's in Tehran.

00:04:38.000 That's right, in Tehran.

00:04:40.000 Look at that. 0.82

00:04:42.000 Look at him right next to himself as a handsome devil. 0.95

00:04:46.000 Uncanny.

00:04:47.000 This is just another podcast.

00:04:49.000 It's tough getting through the airport on the way home.

00:04:51.000 That is a tough way.

00:04:52.000 You think it's tough for you?

00:04:53.000 Imagine that guy going through the metal detector.

00:04:56.000 Can I mention Jacksonville too?

00:04:58.000 Yes.

00:04:59.000 It's not booked by a Jew.

00:05:02.000 Show business, what do you think?

00:05:03.000 Well, you know.

00:05:04.000 No, it's a nice Polish kid.

00:05:05.000 Yeah, that's right, that's right.

00:05:08.000 Which Jacksonville?

00:05:09.000 Jacksonville is the night before August 9th at the Performing Arts Theater at the Terry Theater, which is under the roof of the Performing Arts Theater.

00:05:20.000 And then the next night is Duluth.

00:05:22.000 Yes, we'll be sure to blow it up.

00:05:23.000 Duluth.

00:05:25.000 And here we have, of course, the technical booth.

00:05:28.000 We have, uh, what, Toolman?

00:05:31.000 Uh, I am Aladdin.

00:05:33.000 You are, huh?

00:05:35.000 How long did it take to get in your costume?

00:05:36.000 That's Arabian Nights?

00:05:38.000 Yeah.

00:05:39.000 We are Persian?

00:05:40.000 Uh, it doesn't matter. 0.99

00:05:41.000 I don't really know, and of course we know we have a very ugly woman. 1.00

00:05:45.000 And, uh, what, with noodles? 0.98

00:05:47.000 Noodles, what are you?

00:05:49.000 Just...

00:05:50.000 Uh, clean energy.

00:05:52.000 Clean energy!

00:05:54.000 Yes, that's right.

00:05:55.000 And what is it that you power?

00:06:00.000 Laptops.

00:06:01.000 Perfect.

00:06:02.000 Good for me!

00:06:03.000 Yes.

00:06:03.000 Good enough by me.

00:06:04.000 Peaceful.

00:06:05.000 Yes.

00:06:05.000 Program.

00:06:06.000 Of course, to appropriate is to appreciate.

00:06:08.000 We want to educate you on every great country that this planet has to offer because we are the world, except Israel. 1.00

00:06:18.000 And parts of New York.

00:06:19.000 Some large parts of New York.

00:06:21.000 And maybe Florida.

00:06:22.000 And parts of Hollywood near the Grove.

00:06:24.000 You know, just parts everywhere.

00:06:25.000 There are parts.

00:06:27.000 That's right.

00:06:27.000 Banks.

00:06:30.000 So let's get a little bit of flavor here.

00:06:32.000 Some key facts you may not know about Iran.

00:06:38.000 I'll allow it.

00:06:40.000 Over 60% of the country's 80 million people are actually under 30 years of age.

00:06:45.000 Wow.

00:06:46.000 Oh boy.

00:06:46.000 That's going to be a problem.

00:06:47.000 Number two.

00:06:48.000 Couples that want to get married in our wonderful country must take an hour-long lecture on contraception. 0.98

00:06:54.000 And fast-factory, Iran is the number one country globally for tourism suicide.

00:07:02.000 Yep.

00:07:03.000 Really?

00:07:04.000 We plumped up those numbers and we are number one.

00:07:08.000 Didn't mention that in the brochure.

00:07:10.000 It didn't.

00:07:11.000 Well, we cannot afford brochures.

00:07:13.000 Our money pretty much goes to lying to the West.

00:07:16.000 So, let me tell you... We don't have to do this anymore, do we?

00:07:18.000 No, I think we can.

00:07:24.000 That's kind of fun.

00:07:25.000 I know.

00:07:27.000 The only time we're gonna run it, I gotta at least run it twice.

00:07:29.000 As many times as we can do it.

00:07:30.000 Let's just think about this.

00:07:32.000 I go through the... You don't wear a shirt with a vest and a robe and a cloak?

00:07:37.000 And it's urban in hot countries.

00:07:39.000 I know it's a trend now, but I was doing it before it was cool.

00:07:42.000 So.

00:07:43.000 Dressing in layers in the desert.

00:07:44.000 Yes, exactly.

00:07:45.000 Well, you need the insulation to keep you hotter.

00:07:49.000 Yes.

00:07:51.000 No wonder we have a space program.

00:07:53.000 So Tuesday we are going to be getting to a lot of news.

00:07:57.000 Look, the beauty is when it's a slow news day and it happens to coincide with Cultural Appropriation Month, there will be a lot that will be dumped here today.

00:08:05.000 A lot.

00:08:05.000 I have absolutely no doubt.

00:08:07.000 Big update on the Nashville Manifesto and the shooter, transgender radical ideologue Audrey Hale.

00:08:13.000 Tuesday, we told you, and we brought on Michael Patrick Leahy, about the 80 new pages.

00:08:19.000 That have been discovered, not the manifesto, but writing from the Nashville Covenant school shooter Audrey Hill.

00:08:24.000 In case you hadn't been there, here's a clip and we'll have a link for you to go watch the full interview.

00:08:28.000 You reported last night that you've been ordered by the, is it by the court to justify what you've published?

00:08:36.000 Well, actually, the state court judge, Lucia Miles, who's been handling that case, has ordered me to show up on Monday for a show cause hearing and to determine whether or not we violated her court order and be held in contempt of court.

00:08:52.000 The problem is we've looked at her court orders, her written court orders, and it says nothing about obtaining a document and writing about it.

00:09:00.000 We didn't publish any documents.

00:09:02.000 We've obtained it.

00:09:03.000 That's first right there.

00:09:05.000 And Michael Patrick Leahy alluded to some of the content in those pages.

00:09:09.000 At this point, of course, we're still crossing his T's and dotting his I's, but it was very clear as to the reasons, I guess, that this led to a shooting.

00:09:16.000 I don't want to say very definitively the motives, but this is someone who was in therapy for 20 years.

00:09:20.000 This is someone with a deeply rooted hatred of, namely, middle class, white, cis Christians. 0.99

00:09:27.000 We need to kill Noodles Mike, unless it's necessary, because all I hear is your wrinkling. 0.99

00:09:31.000 All I hear is that nuke's wrinkling. 0.97

00:09:34.000 And just yesterday, some of the actual pages, official writings, were released.

00:09:39.000 So, I believe this was an ex-Matt Walsh, included passages like this, "'F' parents like them who oppose trans ideology, who think of themselves first and their preference of conservative religion, I'd kill to have had those resources.

00:09:53.000 2007 was the birth of puberty blockers and a newfound discovery for treatment of non-conforming transgender Children.

00:10:01.000 Isn't it funny that they try and make it seem like children are non-conformists, like they're rebels?

00:10:05.000 They don't know anything.

00:10:07.000 2007.

00:10:07.000 How old would that have made Audrey Hale?

00:10:11.000 Well, Audrey Hale, these people believe that you can transition as young as six.

00:10:14.000 Yeah, but I mean, she would probably have been, you know, pretty young to be able to transition. 0.94

00:10:19.000 Like, this was a mental issue that we should have treated as a mental issue, and if we had treated it as a mental issue, and I understand how that looks when I'm like this saying that.

00:10:28.000 It is not lost on me.

00:10:29.000 You speak with great authority.

00:10:31.000 Then we would have been fine.

00:10:32.000 You have a harem of Spartan boys.

00:10:35.000 Yes.

00:10:36.000 Audrey Hale was having a tough time, I understand that, but we did not help.

00:10:39.000 No.

00:10:40.000 Nor did the Phalanx formation. 0.99

00:10:43.000 You still killed them all. 0.96

00:10:45.000 It was a high point. 0.98

00:10:47.000 I don't bleed though.

00:10:48.000 For my country.

00:10:48.000 You know, sometimes.

00:10:51.000 Angel Fishers.

00:10:52.000 Kneel before me.

00:10:55.000 That's even creepier.

00:10:56.000 It is a little bit.

00:10:57.000 He looks good bald.

00:10:58.000 He does.

00:11:00.000 I'm either celebrating pride right now, or Xerxes.

00:11:04.000 And I'm saying Xerxes, I'm just saying somebody out there is going to photoshop me into a pride parade. 0.52

00:11:08.000 Xerxes sounds like the latest Pfizer medicine.

00:11:10.000 Yes it does, yes.

00:11:12.000 Sounds like a disease you pick up overseas because you didn't keep your fly zipped.

00:11:15.000 I got Xerxes and Guam.

00:11:18.000 Ouch! 1.00

00:11:20.000 We all did.

00:11:21.000 So, you can send your tips, by the way, with more of these tips.

00:11:26.000 Really, tips.

00:11:28.000 It's all about the tips.

00:11:29.000 It's just about the tips.

00:11:30.000 At ProtonMail at LWCTips.com.

00:11:32.000 We will protect our sources.

00:11:34.000 We're willing to go to jail to protect our sources.

00:11:38.000 It's in the map backwards.

00:11:40.000 It's LWCtipsAtProtonMail.com.

00:11:42.000 Oh, what did I say?

00:11:43.000 You said ProtonMail.

00:11:44.000 LWCtipsAtProtonMail.com.

00:11:47.000 LWCtipsAtProtonMail.com.

00:11:49.000 There we go.

00:11:50.000 Apparently we have one of the copywriters for The Drunk.

00:11:54.000 Nailed it.

00:11:55.000 Which we don't have in our country.

00:11:56.000 Oh, you're right!

00:11:56.000 You did!

00:11:58.000 Somebody does need to be fired.

00:11:59.000 Yes, yes. 0.67

00:12:01.000 Drunk.

00:12:01.000 We don't have alcohol in my country.

00:12:03.000 Or gays. 1.00

00:12:03.000 Or sex. 1.00

00:12:04.000 Or Jews. 1.00

00:12:06.000 Visit Iran!

00:12:10.000 So, lobctipsatprotonmail.com.

00:12:12.000 We'll be covering this.

00:12:13.000 We have some other undercover stories right now, and of course you can support it by joining at lidowwithcredit.comslashmugclub.

00:12:18.000 Hey, it's Cultural Appropriation Month.

00:12:20.000 This is a love letter to you.

00:12:21.000 It's the ninth year.

00:12:22.000 Next year's the tenth year.

00:12:23.000 That will be the last year of Cultural Appropriation Month.

00:12:25.000 So, these are your last two years to take part.

00:12:28.000 It's a lot of work.

00:12:29.000 We've run out of countries.

00:12:30.000 I don't know what we'll do next year.

00:12:32.000 So, it's $89 annually if you join up.

00:12:35.000 We can go mugless for $9.

00:12:36.000 Okay.

00:12:37.000 Let's move on.

00:12:37.000 It's very Iran-focused today.

00:12:39.000 I don't know if you noticed the theme.

00:12:40.000 No.

00:12:41.000 So, right now you have some young Iranians who are protesting their country's strict... You've heard of the knockout game? 0.96

00:12:48.000 Yeah.

00:12:49.000 Yeah.

00:12:49.000 It's a pretty American thing.

00:12:51.000 They do it a little different in Iran.

00:12:53.000 They're protesting the strict religious laws through a game that's annoying, not quite as dangerous.

00:13:00.000 This is real.

00:13:01.000 Turban knocking When's the beat gonna drop? 0.99

00:13:31.000 I don't know.

00:13:31.000 Let's play the groove.

00:13:33.000 Yes.

00:13:33.000 Oh, there we go.

00:13:35.000 🎵 Music 🎵 🎵 Scream 🎵

00:13:46.000 🎵 Laughter 🎵 Jesus!

00:13:47.000 Even the kids are in it.

00:13:48.000 Seems dangerous, no?

00:13:49.000 I mean, you would think so.

00:13:51.000 It's either like they're all in terrorism, blowing stuff up, or relatively passive.

00:13:56.000 I don't think there's an in-between.

00:13:58.000 I don't think there's an Iranian world star.

00:14:00.000 I don't think there's a lot of street fights.

00:14:02.000 It's not quite like the knockout game.

00:14:03.000 I mean, it's just the thing.

00:14:04.000 Now, if I were to see that in the States, I'd probably grab ahold of the guy who's tipping off someone's turban. 1.00

00:14:11.000 Do you have the right to wear a turban in this country? 1.00

00:14:13.000 That's right.

00:14:14.000 It's okay in 2024. 0.92

00:14:15.000 It can be silly.

00:14:16.000 They look like hats, though.

00:14:17.000 I thought turbans fell apart, like you had to actually wrap these things.

00:14:20.000 No, the turbans have become more convenient.

00:14:21.000 It's like the microwave dinner turban.

00:14:22.000 They're Velcro now.

00:14:24.000 Nike has it.

00:14:24.000 It's got a swoosh on it.

00:14:25.000 Yes, unless you're wealthy, in which case it's a turban weave. 1.00

00:14:28.000 There you go.

00:14:29.000 They have turban implants as well.

00:14:31.000 The trend started actually, it was 2022, after the death of Massa Amini, Massa Amini, however you pronounce, who died after being arrested for not wearing a hijab.

00:14:39.000 So this is something a lot of people don't realize.

00:14:40.000 Iran, there's a very big gap between the Iranian people and their government.

00:14:44.000 These people know, or at least they have probably some parents or grandparents who remember what it was like to live in a relatively, for that area of the world it's all relative, a relatively liberated society that resembled something closer to progressing to Western civilization and then of course Islamic I don't want to say Islamic fundamentalism.

00:15:04.000 Islam got hold. 0.93

00:15:05.000 Anytime Islam takes a hold, Islamic law becomes the rule of the land, and what happens there is you end up with Sharia law, and you end up with violations of human rights. 0.98

00:15:14.000 So they're protesting it now.

00:15:16.000 And that's... What's that?

00:15:20.000 Sounds like a drone?

00:15:25.000 Is that our building?

00:15:26.000 Yeah, let's keep tabs on that.

00:15:30.000 Yeah, a little bit.

00:15:32.000 All week long, by the way, still a Father's Day special at KreiderShop.com.

00:15:36.000 Use the code DAD for 20% off.

00:15:39.000 In my case, can I use it like 54 times?

00:15:41.000 Yes, you can.

00:15:42.000 And I don't know how many more.

00:15:43.000 You're not the dad.

00:15:43.000 No, no, no.

00:15:44.000 You're just the... I don't like popping in and out of the character, because it's like, you know, usually you commit.

00:15:49.000 But in this case, I'll use it when convenient, so I can't be held responsible.

00:15:53.000 Speaking of which, let's go to... You may not know a whole lot about the Ayatollah.

00:15:56.000 That's the person who matters in Iran. 0.86

00:15:58.000 Doesn't matter who is elected.

00:16:00.000 It's the Ayatollah is in charge, right? 0.92

00:16:02.000 This person can also call for a fatwa.

00:16:04.000 This person... It's not like the royal family, where it's largely symbolic.

00:16:08.000 The Ayatollah is in charge of Iran.

00:16:11.000 If the Ayatollah wants religious rule of law, if the Ayatollah wants fascism, guess what?

00:16:15.000 That's what you get in Iran. 0.79

00:16:16.000 Now the people don't want it.

00:16:18.000 So you may not know that I, the great Ayatollah Ali Khomeini, and there's Khomeini and Khomeini.

00:16:25.000 Who am I?

00:16:25.000 You decide.

00:16:27.000 Khomeini and Khomeini.

00:16:30.000 Khomeini? 0.83

00:16:34.000 We actually picked the next Ayatollah by the name being close enough.

00:16:38.000 That's the process.

00:16:40.000 We have a conclave.

00:16:41.000 There's a gray smoke.

00:16:43.000 You may not know that I am the supreme leader of Iran, but here is proof for you.

00:16:48.000 you.

00:17:01.000 This mischief, this intrusion, this vulgarity, this disgrace, is in his own actions.

00:17:09.000 This grave of America will not fall from the mouth of the people of Iran. 1.00

00:17:13.000 All the people of Iran will be hit in the mouth. 1.00

00:17:16.000 After that, they will be hit in the mouth. 0.99

00:17:19.000 The Islamic Republic will be held accountable for these crimes. 1.00

00:17:23.000 If it is proven that he collaborated with these crimes, and was involved in these crimes, he will be punished.

00:17:32.000 A more dashing man there has never been.

00:17:34.000 I mean, a few.

00:17:37.000 No.

00:17:37.000 I'm also, by the way, a prolific, along with being Supreme Leader, chosen by God, a prolific poster on X, formerly Twitter.

00:17:46.000 You get it.

00:17:48.000 Here are some of my recent favorites from me.

00:17:52.000 I praised the pro-Hamas protesters on U.S.

00:17:55.000 college campuses, who were also funded, by the way, by our good friends in Qatar.

00:17:58.000 Largest foreign investor in American institutions.

00:18:01.000 You may not know this.

00:18:02.000 I'd rather you don't.

00:18:03.000 Let's scrap that.

00:18:04.000 This is not live.

00:18:05.000 Yes.

00:18:05.000 Cut!

00:18:06.000 Cut it out.

00:18:06.000 Cut it.

00:18:07.000 Let's just keep it secret.

00:18:11.000 It's fun money.

00:18:13.000 So I actually praised on X these pro-Hamas protesters.

00:18:16.000 I X'd!

00:18:18.000 Dear University students in the United States of America, you are standing on the right side of history.

00:18:25.000 Now, you could be on the more right side of history, if you showed those Jews what's what. 0.98

00:18:32.000 The old one-two, BAM!

00:18:36.000 I also encouraged Americans to become more religious. 0.99

00:18:41.000 I said, dear university students in the U.S., my advice to you is to become familiar with the Koran, which is very hard to do with ugly lesbians. 1.00

00:18:52.000 True. 0.99

00:18:53.000 That sounds like a threat to me.

00:18:55.000 No!

00:18:55.000 Yes, a little bit.

00:18:57.000 No, let me clarify.

00:18:59.000 If you don't turn to the Koran, you know, then the fact is you will be subject to dimitude or you will be executed. 0.89

00:19:05.000 Okay, so I go back to my original statement.

00:19:08.000 It sounds like a threat.

00:19:09.000 Xerxes, you're like, you're always trying to do the philosophy.

00:19:12.000 Oh, like, does he mean it?

00:19:14.000 Does he not?

00:19:15.000 Come on, stop with the moral ambiguity, okay?

00:19:17.000 I've been around longer than you.

00:19:18.000 I was emperor before you ever became whatever it is you are.

00:19:21.000 Shave your back.

00:19:22.000 Supreme leader of what?

00:19:23.000 On President Trump.

00:19:24.000 My country.

00:19:25.000 I said, uh, this.

00:19:27.000 Me, Ayatollah.

00:19:29.000 That guy has tweeted that we see Iran responsible for the events in Baghdad and we will respond to Iran.

00:19:36.000 First, you can't do anything, Trump.

00:19:38.000 Second, if you were logical, which you're not, you'd see that your crimes in Iraq, Afghanistan have made nations hate you.

00:19:47.000 Unlike us, Iran, who are beloved the world over. 0.64

00:19:51.000 Yes, I post a lot.

00:19:53.000 We're more popular in my day, I'm just saying.

00:19:56.000 What about you, Ursula Maney?

00:19:58.000 You've been very quiet today.

00:19:59.000 You're pensive.

00:19:59.000 Yes.

00:20:03.000 I have the... Chlamydia?

00:20:06.000 Yes.

00:20:07.000 Oh, well. 1.00

00:20:08.000 My dick's dripping like a busted pipe. 1.00

00:20:10.000 Oh, jeez. 1.00

00:20:12.000 What?

00:20:12.000 There he is.

00:20:13.000 We've all been there.

00:20:14.000 We've all been there.

00:20:16.000 Also, in my country, we don't have pipes.

00:20:19.000 So the analogy may be lost.

00:20:20.000 A little bit.

00:20:21.000 Good point. 0.99

00:20:22.000 Computers, we have rooftops, and plummeting gays. 1.00

00:20:27.000 Is that the noise they make? 1.00

00:20:30.000 That is the noise they make.

00:20:31.000 In Mexico.

00:20:34.000 In Mexico, not here. 0.99

00:20:38.000 They say, DIOS MIO! 0.99

00:20:41.000 In Iran, they take their lickings. 1.00

00:20:43.000 There's a bomb on your desk. 0.93

00:20:44.000 I just noticed the bomb is counting down.

00:20:46.000 It only has five minutes left. 0.95

00:20:48.000 Five minutes, we're screwed.

00:20:49.000 So I will ask you this, Kamil.

00:20:51.000 Who is a better follow on X than the Ayatollah? 0.91

00:20:54.000 Nobody.

00:20:54.000 Answer!

00:20:55.000 I will let you comment if you answer nobody.

00:20:58.000 I don't think that's how it works.

00:20:59.000 Well, you know, we can edit the comments.

00:21:01.000 We can censor.

00:21:01.000 Oh, well that's nice.

00:21:02.000 That's right.

00:21:02.000 Private platform, something like that.

00:21:04.000 You literally have a picture of you over your shoulder.

00:21:10.000 I didn't even see that!

00:21:11.000 Over the other shoulder.

00:21:14.000 That's fast!

00:21:18.000 That picture must have been taken not more than four minutes before my Supreme Broadcast.

00:21:25.000 That's you in fifth grade.

00:21:26.000 Under threat of death, they do it.

00:21:28.000 Look at that guy.

00:21:30.000 My only regret in life is that there is not a clone of me so I could make love to him.

00:21:37.000 That sounds like Liberace.

00:21:38.000 No, no, no, no.

00:21:39.000 It's not gay if it's you. 1.00

00:21:40.000 Oh, is that how that works?

00:21:41.000 Yes. 1.00

00:21:42.000 Oh, go fuck yourself. 1.00

00:21:43.000 Well, that's the thing. 1.00

00:21:44.000 I would be straight as an arrow.

00:21:49.000 So, alright, if you look up...

00:21:51.000 Uh, Iran today.

00:21:52.000 Uh, or if you, and you look at them throughout history.

00:21:55.000 You'll actually see, this is one thing a lot of people don't realize, and this happens with, with Muslim countries everywhere.

00:22:00.000 We've talked about this, uh, Gerald.

00:22:01.000 You're all, you're both so quiet.

00:22:03.000 Is it because you can't talk with your makeup?

00:22:04.000 You're afraid of me?

00:22:05.000 Nothing, nothing.

00:22:05.000 No, no, I'm fine.

00:22:06.000 I just didn't, I didn't sleep well.

00:22:08.000 Well, do you want me to ask why? 1.00

00:22:10.000 Fucking maid snored. 1.00

00:22:14.000 I just kept banging to get out of the closet. 1.00

00:22:16.000 I didn't know if you wanted to discuss last night's goings-on.

00:22:21.000 We'll get to that.

00:22:22.000 I don't want to interrupt this.

00:22:24.000 I'm actually watching the show!

00:22:27.000 Please do!

00:22:28.000 Somebody! 0.90

00:22:28.000 Help me! 0.90

00:22:30.000 I'm the Supreme!

00:22:31.000 And this is the first reason that Gerald was brought on the show.

00:22:35.000 He used to teach a private course on apologetics related to Islam.

00:22:38.000 Yeah, Christian's response to Islam. 0.90

00:22:40.000 And a lot of people don't know that they'll point to a moderate Islamic country today, and there's always an example of one that is more moderate, but it changes decades.

00:22:49.000 There is no country that has remained moderate for a sustained period of time.

00:22:52.000 No, I mean, the religion has a blueprint.

00:22:55.000 Yes.

00:22:55.000 It is supposed to be how you organize society.

00:22:58.000 It's supposed to be ruled by them. 0.96

00:23:00.000 It's a theocracy.

00:23:02.000 There's no country where they're like, hey, we have leadership and we also happen to be Muslim.

00:23:06.000 It is a theocracy that is kind of blueprinted out.

00:23:09.000 And so really, it's just some of those other countries.

00:23:11.000 It's like, OK, well, you're nominally Islamic. 0.91

00:23:13.000 You just happen to be in the Middle East.

00:23:14.000 At one point, Iran.

00:23:16.000 Yeah.

00:23:16.000 And then at one point, remember, Turkey, they were about to join the European Union, or they were trying to.

00:23:22.000 People were vacationing in Turkey, and then Taken 2 came out.

00:23:28.000 Yeah.

00:23:29.000 I'd like to buy a timeshare.

00:23:31.000 Oh wait, terrorism?

00:23:32.000 Never mind.

00:23:34.000 So, by a coach for an American accent, Liam.

00:23:39.000 And today, I guess you might point to the UAE, but again, you don't know the subterranean, I guess, sort of culture that people actually have to live there, the residence.

00:23:49.000 It's very different from tourists.

00:23:50.000 There's kind of rules for thee, not for me.

00:23:52.000 And then, of course, you look at Iran today, and you can't imagine a time when Iran was different, when Iran would have been, for example, more progressive, or I don't want to use the term progressive, more free than other places in the Islamic world, and then was snatched away from them.

00:24:06.000 So comment below what you know about the history of Iran.

00:24:09.000 The people of Iran, very much like the people of China, they are not in line with their government because they don't really have a say in their actual government.

00:24:09.000 And it's sad.

00:24:17.000 So if you look at Iran today, you may see what appears to be the most oppressive authoritarian regime in the world.

00:24:25.000 Iranians are not happy with the way the government is treating them.

00:24:40.000 In this clip, two women wait in line at a supermarket. 0.99

00:24:41.000 have been engulfed by these demonstrations, many of them women, most of them women, who

00:24:45.000 are clashing with violent security forces.

00:24:48.000 In this clip, two women wait in line at a supermarket. 0.99

00:24:51.000 A man enters, attacks them by pouring a tub of yogurt over their hair to cover it.

00:24:59.000 By the way, that's not a beauty thing.

00:25:01.000 It's not a fashion thing.

00:25:02.000 I know you're thinking yogurt, probiotics.

00:25:02.000 Oh, it's not?

00:25:04.000 No.

00:25:04.000 Does nothing.

00:25:05.000 Just like argan oil.

00:25:06.000 It's not mane and tail?

00:25:07.000 No, it's a scam.

00:25:08.000 It's a scam. 0.99

00:25:09.000 It's almost like he hates women.

00:25:10.000 All those clips could have been in New York.

00:25:13.000 They could have been, no!

00:25:13.000 The subway, the college campuses, somebody getting hit with yogurt in a bodega.

00:25:17.000 It looks like New York. 0.99

00:25:18.000 Just fewer lesbians. 1.00

00:25:20.000 Yes. 0.65

00:25:20.000 Way fewer. 0.65

00:25:21.000 But you do have to ask yourself if these people, again, it's not what does the left do in this country, it's what would the left do if completely unfettered, if they didn't have the checks and balances.

00:25:30.000 It's not what do moderate Muslims in the United States do today, and there are plenty of Muslims who are your neighbors who, by the way, probably share a lot of your values.

00:25:38.000 It's what do Islamists collectively seek to accomplish wherever they gain a significant amount of power.

00:25:45.000 Historically, there is no exception.

00:25:47.000 There is not one exception. 0.90

00:25:49.000 It becomes an authoritarian fascist hellhole.

00:25:53.000 Is anyone else hearing that ringing or is that tinnitus in the ear? 0.72

00:25:55.000 Uh, the bomb has hit zero.

00:25:56.000 Oh.

00:25:57.000 Oh no.

00:25:58.000 It's starting to count down again.

00:25:59.000 Oh boy.

00:26:00.000 Okay.

00:26:01.000 I thought I was getting tinnitus again.

00:26:03.000 It's like, oh no.

00:26:04.000 Yeah, I think it's a dud.

00:26:06.000 Ugh. 0.74

00:26:07.000 Yeah, suicide bomber left in here. 0.56

00:26:09.000 He's disappointed.

00:26:10.000 Got it at Radio Shack, Clarkson.

00:26:12.000 It's a Tandy product.

00:26:13.000 We still have Radio Shack.

00:26:15.000 It's right next to our blockbuster.

00:26:17.000 Yes.

00:26:18.000 Why do you laugh?

00:26:19.000 You prefer family video?

00:26:22.000 No.

00:26:23.000 Federated.

00:26:24.000 We're going to be getting Rocky IV.

00:26:24.000 Well, we are soon.

00:26:26.000 I hear it's quite a nail-biter.

00:26:29.000 You have good products.

00:26:31.000 I can't believe it's not hummus.

00:26:36.000 Country tabouleh.

00:26:39.000 I didn't know what tabbouleh was until like in my 20s.

00:26:40.000 You mean partially with the thing on it?

00:26:42.000 Yeah, it's grass clippings.

00:26:43.000 It's delicious though.

00:26:45.000 And good for you.

00:26:47.000 I don't like it.

00:26:47.000 You don't like it?

00:26:48.000 You're a horrible Xerxes. 0.97

00:26:49.000 I am not. 0.88

00:26:50.000 So you may not know this until you look at Iran's timeline.

00:26:53.000 Let's look at the timeline and show you how peaceful Iran once was and what the people would like to see in the country today.

00:26:59.000 Let's go to 1963.

00:26:59.000 Okay, so you have Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, if I'm getting that right.

00:27:05.000 launched what was known as the white revolution. Well, yeah, I guess you can do that in the 0.99

00:27:09.000 Middle East. Yes. And the revolution was aimed at ending what they saw as feudal rule, what they saw

00:27:14.000 as westernizing the country. It included a few main points that they were seeking to institute.

00:27:19.000 Land redistribution, profit sharing, nationalization of forests. They wanted a literacy

00:27:24.000 core. They wanted to be selling state factories and they wanted electoral reforms like women's 0.99

00:27:30.000 Hold on, one of those is not like the other.

00:27:33.000 Nationalization of forests.

00:27:33.000 I know, exactly.

00:27:35.000 We want land redistribution, we want profit sharing, we want the state to sell factories, and we want women to be able to ruin our country. 1.00

00:27:43.000 Absolutely!

00:27:44.000 Yes.

00:27:45.000 What about the forests?

00:27:46.000 The truth is they can't do as much damage here when they vote, because unlike in the States, the very first thing they did was, you know, banning alcohol.

00:27:55.000 They can't do that here.

00:27:55.000 That was a bad move.

00:27:56.000 They can't do that.

00:27:57.000 No.

00:27:57.000 30 banned.

00:27:58.000 They can't.

00:27:59.000 So this pissed off Islamists. 1.00

00:28:01.000 You had people like, well, the original, Rahul Khomeini, who was calling for the establishment of Islamic law, the Islamic state.

00:28:08.000 He was exiled to Iraq in 1964.

00:28:09.000 Okay.

00:28:10.000 Then you go to the 1970s.

00:28:12.000 The Shah's Iran kind of started coming into Western civilization in a lot of ways. 0.96

00:28:17.000 Women were allowed to vote.

00:28:18.000 They were allowed to serve in government.

00:28:20.000 They can't nail everything.

00:28:22.000 Rights were extended to minorities, including Jews and Christians.

00:28:27.000 Think about that for a second.

00:28:29.000 That's a huge thing.

00:28:30.000 There was more freedom as far as free enterprise.

00:28:33.000 It even looked in a lot of ways back then.

00:28:37.000 Look at Iran today. 0.98

00:28:38.000 this is what Iran looked like in the 70s.

00:28:38.000 Picture it.

00:28:40.000 Damn! 1.00

00:28:49.000 Normal. 1.00

00:28:51.000 Is that Ryan O'Neal?

00:28:53.000 I had two women almost kissing.

00:29:13.000 That was like a sitcom intro.

00:29:15.000 Believe it or not, but I am supreme.

00:29:20.000 Where could I be? 0.99

00:29:22.000 I'm out bombing Jews. 1.00

00:29:24.000 Oh, it's always that. 0.99

00:29:26.000 Ayatollah.

00:29:28.000 Not you.

00:29:29.000 The late 1970s, the Shah also then, unfortunately, became more repressive.

00:29:33.000 So you go, moment of freedom.

00:29:35.000 They started using secret police to completely suppress any type of opposition.

00:29:39.000 You go to 1978, the Shah's forces opened fire on a crowd of demonstrators.

00:29:43.000 They were killing hundreds, hundreds, by the way, opened fire on a crowd of demonstrators.

00:29:47.000 Here, you see a few beanbags, you know, on people who are blocking the quad at a university, and you claim that it's a gross violation of human rights.

00:29:55.000 Think about this.

00:29:55.000 In Iran, 1978, a crowd of demonstrators, hundreds, opened fire.

00:30:00.000 Dead.

00:30:00.000 Real bullets.

00:30:01.000 Okay.

00:30:02.000 That starts a revolution.

00:30:05.000 The Shah's government collapsed.

00:30:05.000 January.

00:30:07.000 He had to go into exile.

00:30:08.000 Noticing a pattern?

00:30:10.000 Then, February 1979, Khamenei returned to Iran and set up a provisional government.

00:30:17.000 That's when it became Ayatollah.

00:30:19.000 There you go, Ayatollah, which is kind of effectively... Look, I think that was what the Shah was kind of trying to fight against, and look at where we are now. 0.95

00:30:26.000 I'm not approving of his methods to fight against that, but the religious movement that he saw coming And he wasn't a good guy from all accounts, right? 0.99

00:30:34.000 So I'm not defending the Shah. 0.65

00:30:35.000 But what he saw coming wasn't wrong, that this would end up being a repressive regime that over time would absolutely destroy any semblance of freedom in this country, at least for most people.

00:30:46.000 If you're a man, then you have at least a little bit better of a shot. 0.99

00:30:48.000 If you're rich or wealthy and connected in the religious hierarchy, then you're fine. 0.89

00:30:53.000 But everybody else is kind of getting screwed.

00:30:55.000 By this. 0.95

00:30:56.000 And he saw that coming.

00:30:57.000 So that's why he was a little bit more repressive.

00:31:00.000 But then obviously going too far. 0.99

00:31:01.000 Killing hundreds of people and just shooting them. 1.00

00:31:02.000 You can't do that. 1.00

00:31:03.000 Obviously they overthrew him.

00:31:05.000 But you can understand where his fear was.

00:31:07.000 Right?

00:31:07.000 Right.

00:31:08.000 In this religious theocracy coming in and trying to take over the country. 0.95

00:31:11.000 So now you basically have Ayatollah.

00:31:11.000 Right.

00:31:13.000 This brings us to October 1979.

00:31:13.000 Okay.

00:31:15.000 You may not know this.

00:31:16.000 The Great Monthaneer.

00:31:17.000 Great Monthaneer.

00:31:17.000 Yeah.

00:31:18.000 The Shah, admitted by the way by Jimmy Carter, traveled to the United States to receive cancer treatment.

00:31:26.000 How about none?

00:31:28.000 The Shah? 0.92

00:31:30.000 Anyone from a foreign hostile entity at that point.

00:31:32.000 It's like, you know what, sorry, we can't trust any of you at this point.

00:31:36.000 He was fine.

00:31:37.000 We're the only nation who sees a foreign adversary, and I get it, not everybody is, and we provide them, I guarantee you, free of charge cancer treatment.

00:31:45.000 No, I understand, but the Shah was not our enemy.

00:31:47.000 I know.

00:31:47.000 He was in exile, and the Khomeini was the guy who was our enemy, and obviously he got pissed off by us helping his enemy.

00:31:53.000 But do you doubt that even the Ayatollah, if he asked, would get cancer treatment in the United States?

00:31:57.000 That's the difference between the United States.

00:31:57.000 100%.

00:31:59.000 Would there be a co-pay?

00:32:00.000 That's not the question.

00:32:01.000 The question is, would he accept that help, because it's going to be a Jew doctor. 0.99

00:32:05.000 That's true.

00:32:05.000 We would make sure of that.

00:32:06.000 Am I right, my friends?

00:32:07.000 Yes.

00:32:08.000 Absolutely.

00:32:08.000 Here are your options.

00:32:10.000 Goldstein.

00:32:12.000 Goldberg.

00:32:13.000 I knew a Muslim in Montreal who refused.

00:32:16.000 He walked in to get his cataracts removed and he heard the man's last name.

00:32:20.000 It was Jewish.

00:32:21.000 Walked out.

00:32:23.000 Absolutely not!

00:32:24.000 Nope!

00:32:24.000 I don't need his help!

00:32:27.000 And then he walks into a door because he can't see.

00:32:30.000 He got Maxwell smarted.

00:32:31.000 Fell down an elevator shaft.

00:32:33.000 This means nothing!

00:32:36.000 So then we go to November 4th, 1979, backed by, again, we go back to Khomeini.

00:32:40.000 Militants stormed the United States Embassy, took 52 American hostages.

00:32:44.000 You may have seen some of this with Argo, the film, but here's an actual history refresher.

00:32:49.000 The seizing of the U.S. 0.57

00:32:50.000 Embassy happened in the wake of the Islamic Revolution, which occurred in Iran from 1978 to 1979.

00:32:59.000 More than 60 American hostages were seized.

00:33:02.000 More than 50 of them were held for 444 days.

00:33:05.000 Gosh, way to go Jimmy Carter.

00:33:07.000 You screwed that up so bad.

00:33:09.000 I remember the helicopters crashing in the desert when they were practicing and everything else.

00:33:13.000 Listen, that was the time that you go into Iran and you You cannot take over an embassy.

00:33:18.000 You cannot hold our people hostage.

00:33:20.000 There is no 400-plus days.

00:33:23.000 Are you kidding me?

00:33:24.000 Believe it or not, if you listen to the liberal podcasts, and I do, they actually try and blame that crisis on Ronald Reagan.

00:33:29.000 Yeah, I was gonna say.

00:33:31.000 Have you heard them do that?

00:33:31.000 Of course.

00:33:32.000 Because he was running for president when it happened?

00:33:34.000 Yeah, they try and blame it on him.

00:33:35.000 He wasn't the guy in charge.

00:33:36.000 Yeah, I was just listening to an American History podcast, like, you know, a little-known fact about Reagan, and it's like, yeah, stop.

00:33:42.000 So, June, uh, in 1989, that's where Ayatollah Khamenei died and was replaced by a new Ayatollah, Ali Khamenei.

00:33:51.000 Ah!

00:33:52.000 Oh man, these names.

00:33:52.000 I know.

00:33:53.000 Like Caesar.

00:33:55.000 Khamenei, Khomeini, Khamenei.

00:33:58.000 And, of course, that person to this day remains the brutal dictator of Iran to this very minute, the Ayatollah.

00:34:03.000 Last month, Iran's president, we talked about this, Ibrahim Risi, died in a helicopter crash.

00:34:09.000 People were saying, this is going to change the whole world.

00:34:11.000 The president really has no authority.

00:34:12.000 Remember when you had people clickbait online saying, oh, this is going to be World War III.

00:34:16.000 Has anything changed?

00:34:17.000 No.

00:34:17.000 The Ayatollah is the one in charge.

00:34:19.000 They're in the process of electing a new president.

00:34:21.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:34:21.000 Why even do that? 0.87

00:34:22.000 I know.

00:34:23.000 Just save yourself the time and the hassle and just say, you!

00:34:26.000 Yeah.

00:34:27.000 Well, let's give you some insight into the candidates.

00:34:28.000 Compared to women... Very pretty women in bikinis, by the way, in Iran. 1.00

00:34:32.000 Persian women... That looked like it could have been the United States in some ways. 1.00

00:34:35.000 Yeah, it did.

00:34:36.000 In a nice way.

00:34:37.000 I mean, we're not talking about Lizzo twerking.

00:34:40.000 We're talking about women in modest bathing suits. 0.93

00:34:45.000 I was going to open a waxing place over there and be a billionaire.

00:34:47.000 Oh my gosh, yeah, you'd be a makeup torch. 0.99

00:34:50.000 Well, there's always... You can just go to the Armenian set.

00:34:53.000 You can go to Glendale.

00:34:55.000 Hair salons for women? 1.00

00:34:56.000 Not that popular.

00:34:57.000 No, not as popular.

00:34:58.000 I don't even think they do manicures, but mani-pedis.

00:35:01.000 They do for the men.

00:35:02.000 Who knows?

00:35:02.000 Wear a lot of rings.

00:35:03.000 So here's some of the candidates right now for president, just in case you thought, well, maybe they're on the right track.

00:35:07.000 This one man, Saeed Jalili.

00:35:10.000 He's a hardline, hardline Islamist ideologue.

00:35:13.000 His slogan is actually, Great Jihad for Iran's lead.

00:35:16.000 Wait, what?

00:35:17.000 That's the slogan.

00:35:18.000 Mistranslation?

00:35:19.000 And here they try and say that Make America Great Again is extremism.

00:35:23.000 Great Jihad for Iran's Leap! 0.99

00:35:25.000 Can you imagine?

00:35:26.000 Here?

00:35:27.000 Look!

00:35:28.000 Look!

00:35:29.000 Make Great Jihad for America's Leap! 0.97

00:35:32.000 I don't know, this is the inception of some character.

00:35:34.000 No Jews! 1.00

00:35:36.000 Not a one.

00:35:37.000 Except for my accountant.

00:35:38.000 Is Khomeini doing Trump?

00:35:40.000 This guy is the former head of Iran's nuclear negotiating team.

00:35:43.000 So actually, maybe pretty good, because they got quite a bit with the administration.

00:35:47.000 And screwed us royally.

00:35:48.000 And he's actually so extreme their Revolutionary Guard tried to stop his bid.

00:35:52.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:35:53.000 Really?

00:35:53.000 When the Revolutionary Guard is saying, oh wait, that guy's a little extreme.

00:35:53.000 Yes.

00:35:57.000 Listen, we will kill women in the streets for not wearing the scarf and everything, but this guy? 0.99

00:35:57.000 That's too much. 0.99

00:36:03.000 Yeah, it's bad.

00:36:03.000 Yeah.

00:36:05.000 No.

00:36:05.000 Look, I'll provide all the references.

00:36:06.000 I don't really care because whoever wins, it doesn't matter.

00:36:09.000 You have the mayor of Tehran who's also running, who's also an Islamic fundamentalist.

00:36:13.000 You have another hardline ideologue.

00:36:15.000 Mustafa?

00:36:16.000 Yeah, Mustafa.

00:36:17.000 Yeah.

00:36:18.000 Who's a member of Iran's death committee.

00:36:20.000 He's approved mass execution of thousands of political prisoners since the 1980s.

00:36:24.000 The point is, here you say, I have to pick the lesser of two evils.

00:36:28.000 There you have to pick the most evil of all the evils.

00:36:32.000 That's pretty much your choice. 0.98

00:36:34.000 These people are all bad.

00:36:35.000 I know!

00:36:36.000 I'm holding my nose, pulling the lever, and hoping for the best!

00:36:42.000 He was on the death committee?

00:36:43.000 Perfect!

00:36:44.000 I like you.

00:36:45.000 Every candidate is bad.

00:36:46.000 And of course, last but not least, former advisor and then sultan, Agrabah Jafar.

00:36:51.000 He's also running.

00:36:52.000 And you know what?

00:36:52.000 Honestly?

00:36:53.000 Is that him?

00:36:54.000 That would be my pick.

00:36:55.000 That would be my pick.

00:36:56.000 Iran was a place that was beautiful at one point in time.

00:37:04.000 There's no reason for Rand to be an awful, awful... You want to see it again?

00:37:10.000 Let's see it again.

00:37:12.000 Look, that's our time square!

00:37:14.000 With me we could go Jafar. 1.00

00:37:18.000 I don't like that we spent that much time on a shitty pun. 0.96

00:37:24.000 How much time did we waste? 0.95

00:37:26.000 You can never go too far with Jafar. 1.00

00:37:29.000 Worth it!

00:37:30.000 So, none of it is any good, and it is entirely the way that it is.

00:37:35.000 So funny.

00:37:36.000 Because of Islam, to be clear. 0.99

00:37:38.000 Hashtag not all Muslims, but Islam. 0.89

00:37:41.000 If you read the Quran, Hadith, if you look at what Muhammad preached, Iran is not too far off. 0.99

00:37:46.000 Most of, and I get Persian, most of the rest of the Arabic world is not too far off.

00:37:50.000 You cannot say, when people say, hey, you look at these extremist Christians, well, hold on a second, if a Christian opens fire on a bunch of innocent civilians, it's pretty easy to see the daylight between that and what not only Jesus preached, but how Jesus lived.

00:38:03.000 For example, let me give you, and I've talked about this quite a bit, if someone commits murder, right, mass murder, and they say, I'm doing it because I'm a white Christian fundamentalist, which almost Pretty much never happens.

00:38:12.000 But if they do it, you go, okay, hold on a second.

00:38:15.000 No.

00:38:15.000 Did Jesus preach that?

00:38:16.000 Okay.

00:38:16.000 Did Jesus kill anybody?

00:38:18.000 Did he mass murder anybody?

00:38:18.000 No.

00:38:20.000 No.

00:38:20.000 Did he call for the death?

00:38:22.000 No.

00:38:23.000 All right. 0.92

00:38:23.000 If you have an Islamic terrorist saying, we're going to oppress women, okay, did Muhammad? 0.92

00:38:29.000 Yes. 0.99

00:38:30.000 If they say, we're actually going to kill people who are apostates or Jews, did Muhammad do that? 0.99

00:38:33.000 Yes, he did. 1.00

00:38:34.000 Killing Christians and Jews? 1.00

00:38:36.000 He did it. 1.00

00:38:36.000 Did he call for it? 1.00

00:38:37.000 Yes.

00:38:38.000 You can say that maybe some interpretations are murky.

00:38:41.000 You cannot argue that he didn't do those things himself.

00:38:43.000 Right.

00:38:44.000 Maybe you can say it was at a time of war.

00:38:46.000 It wasn't!

00:38:47.000 That's a huge difference too.

00:38:48.000 Early Christianity, and think about this for a second, and you've talked about it in your apologetics, early Christianity spread even though people were being executed, right?

00:38:56.000 Martyrs.

00:38:57.000 Spread by word of mouth.

00:38:57.000 Yeah.

00:38:58.000 Okay?

00:39:00.000 Islam, with no real known oppressors, because it wasn't a religion that people were super concerned about at that point in time, was spread by the sword.

00:39:07.000 So, you were facing martyrdom.

00:39:10.000 You spoke.

00:39:11.000 No one really knew what you were doing.

00:39:13.000 No one really knew who you were following.

00:39:15.000 You killed.

00:39:16.000 That's the spread of these two religions, and that's why you see two very different results. 0.99

00:39:19.000 Does that make sense?

00:39:20.000 Comment below.

00:39:20.000 Do you disagree with it?

00:39:22.000 And we'll be taking your chats on Islam, and of course your costumes on Mug Club here today.

00:39:27.000 And so one of the things, too, I feel like we have missed a really good opportunity.

00:39:27.000 Here we go.

00:39:31.000 There's been a movement, I think it's the Green Movement or something like that, or one of their colors was green, I can't remember, in Iran, for freedom.

00:39:40.000 I am a god, you do realize.

00:39:41.000 Sorry, it's hard with the beard.

00:39:42.000 Yeah, I know you claim to serve one that's fake, but nonetheless.

00:39:45.000 You look like a bowling trope. 1.00

00:39:49.000 You have a huge penis on your desk over there? 1.00

00:39:51.000 I do, I do. 1.00

00:39:52.000 That's actually... I know, sex toy. 0.99

00:39:55.000 That is actually model sized. 0.99

00:39:58.000 Oh, okay.

00:39:59.000 Yeah, that's not... This is, it's not like an airhead shoe, actual size.

00:40:04.000 The nuclear program for laptops should be so lucky.

00:40:08.000 Shaped after you. 0.73

00:40:09.000 Got it.

00:40:10.000 But no, we missed a great opportunity and we've been missing it for the last couple of decades to support that movement from the United States, right?

00:40:17.000 And just to have little head nods towards that kind of revolutionary freedom-seeking people that live in Iran that don't want to live in a repressive society.

00:40:27.000 And I think we've missed out on great opportunities to make progress there. 0.95

00:40:30.000 That sucks.

00:40:31.000 Talkin' about the Green Revolution. 0.99

00:40:32.000 And Obama missed it.

00:40:32.000 of the world because now we're paying for the price. You can't live without freedom for too

00:40:37.000 long until you have a generation that never knew what it was in the first place. And it's very hard

00:40:41.000 to yearn for something that you have no idea what it is.

00:40:43.000 Good point. Right? We're talking about the green revolution. Yeah, green revolution. And Obama missed

00:40:48.000 it. He did. Big surprise, huh? Yeah.

00:40:50.000 You know, you're talking about my opinion. 1.00

00:40:53.000 Fuck him, I don't like him! 1.00

00:40:54.000 You know, you're talking about my penis, and I want to move on, but you know, I played rec hockey for a while. 1.00

00:41:00.000 Yes, yes. 0.99

00:41:01.000 Do you know what my nickname was?

00:41:02.000 What?

00:41:03.000 Hold this, the rocket, Rekak. 1.00

00:41:05.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:41:07.000 Destroy this fucking country. 1.00

00:41:27.000 I saw where it was headed. 1.00

00:41:28.000 I don't think Star Wars killed us, Nick.

00:41:30.000 It didn't help.

00:41:31.000 You remember Bill Burr did that on Conan, and then Bill Burr was in Star Wars.

00:41:35.000 Oh, that's right.

00:41:36.000 There's a difference between me and him. 0.99

00:41:38.000 Like, you got a bear with a crossbow and shit, right? 0.99

00:41:38.000 I don't get it. 0.99

00:41:42.000 And then he's there, and it's just, you're watching him.

00:41:44.000 Come on.

00:41:45.000 Dude.

00:41:46.000 Come on.

00:41:47.000 Dude, right?

00:41:49.000 We're gonna have to admit that not every beating just falls from the sky.

00:41:49.000 Like, come on.

00:41:52.000 Like, dude, what are you doing? 1.00

00:41:53.000 Just shut up. 1.00

00:41:54.000 Dude. 1.00

00:41:56.000 I like him.

00:41:57.000 I used to like him, but he softened.

00:42:01.000 It's not my favorite special.

00:42:01.000 Red Rocks.

00:42:02.000 So, Star Wars.

00:42:04.000 Okay.

00:42:04.000 This is important because it shows you that no one is too big to fail.

00:42:07.000 I'm not just talking about banks.

00:42:08.000 I'm not talking about airlines.

00:42:10.000 Culturally, this is different, right?

00:42:12.000 There used to be a point in time where you say, well, look, Hollywood creates what it creates.

00:42:15.000 If you don't like it, don't watch it.

00:42:17.000 There are no alternatives.

00:42:18.000 They're just going to be making money hand over fist because the barrier to entry is too great.

00:42:22.000 That has changed.

00:42:23.000 It has changed in a lot of ways.

00:42:25.000 Young people, this isn't necessarily a good thing, but they aren't saying, I want to be an actor, I want to go to Hollywood.

00:42:30.000 Number one job for a period of time was to be a YouTuber.

00:42:33.000 They see that.

00:42:33.000 Yep.

00:42:34.000 Or an influencer.

00:42:35.000 Yeah, just as glamorous.

00:42:36.000 And so Disney doesn't have the stranglehold that they did.

00:42:39.000 And then, if you throw kind of an accelerant on that dumpster fire, it's making everything gay and woke to the tune of Billions and billions of dollars in losses. 0.79

00:42:49.000 So let me sort of fill you in.

00:42:51.000 I know a lot of you know this, but let's put a timeline to it.

00:42:54.000 So, since acquiring Star Wars, Disney, they've made some decisions that people don't necessarily think were in their best interest.

00:43:01.000 So it starts off with something just a bad storyline killing off Han Solo

00:43:04.000 It's so hard to take it seriously I can see how he would be upset.

00:43:12.000 Is that a real scene?

00:43:13.000 Yeah, it's a real scene.

00:43:14.000 That's real.

00:43:14.000 And some people are like actually really sad when they see it.

00:43:16.000 They're like... You don't want Han to die.

00:43:18.000 Oh yeah.

00:43:19.000 It's just a bad character arc, but then you get a little weirder making Luke drink, uh, there's no other way to say it, green, green titty alien milk.

00:43:27.000 What? 1.00

00:43:28.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:43:37.000 And then there's some that just show... 1.00

00:43:40.000 Then there's some that just show lazy writing, like dropping gravity bombs...in space.

00:43:44.000 Yeah, good research.

00:43:54.000 I know some say there was some propulsion mechanism.

00:43:57.000 I don't think there was.

00:43:59.000 I have watched that before and seen that and I'm just, I just, it never occurred to me until just now when I was like, that's right.

00:44:07.000 Did you see the scene when they're smoking on the spaceship?

00:44:09.000 Well, that's true too.

00:44:10.000 That's, that's a bad idea.

00:44:10.000 Yeah.

00:44:12.000 I'm just saying they're idiots. 1.00

00:44:15.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:15.000 Just ask the Apollo astronauts if that's a safe bet. 1.00

00:44:18.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:44:18.000 That's why they had to eat dehydrated ice cream.

00:44:20.000 It's not.

00:44:20.000 I just wanted to fit in that fast fact.

00:44:22.000 Good job.

00:44:22.000 But their new creative decisions, and you see this, all of these woke decisions that they've also made in this show, Acolyte, I think is going to be the nail in the coffin.

00:44:30.000 They're losing billions, but now they're going to lose even more billions, plural.

00:44:34.000 So episode three of the series, we actually just learned that the main Jedis were conceived By lesbian space aliens. 0.52

00:44:44.000 They're not obsessed with this sexual... That's how Jedis come to be. 0.83

00:44:44.000 Wait, what? 0.83

00:44:49.000 Lesbian space aliens. 1.00

00:44:52.000 Here's a clip.

00:44:53.000 Cheers to a bright clean energy future for Massachusetts.

00:44:57.000 Cheers to lowering energy costs.

00:45:00.000 Cheers to great new clean energy jobs for Massachusetts workers.

00:45:04.000 Cheers to investing in America!

00:45:07.000 And to beer. 0.95

00:45:10.000 That woman, Elizabeth Warren, she moves like a muppet. 1.00

00:45:13.000 Do you notice that? 0.97

00:45:14.000 It's like she doesn't know how to use her hands.

00:45:15.000 She's like, oh, I didn't realize there was stuff in this.

00:45:17.000 I thought it was gel.

00:45:18.000 It's real.

00:45:19.000 Ah!

00:45:20.000 Beer!

00:45:22.000 Careful, it's still liquid.

00:45:24.000 It's like it's taped to her hand. 0.98

00:45:25.000 It looks like a drink black people would love. 0.98

00:45:29.000 Paper towels? 0.99

00:45:30.000 Oh, this is what happens with the Cultural Appropriation Month.

00:45:32.000 Shoot.

00:45:33.000 I got water all over myself. 1.00

00:45:33.000 Shit. 1.00

00:45:34.000 The how-to-do. 1.00

00:45:36.000 They're telling me it's Mountain Dew.

00:45:38.000 Oh! 0.60

00:45:38.000 Oh, good. 0.60

00:45:39.000 Mountains don't.

00:45:41.000 Is it fresh Mountain Dew?

00:45:41.000 How long has it been there?

00:45:42.000 Is it safe?

00:45:43.000 It's been three, four hours.

00:45:43.000 You know what, let's try it.

00:45:46.000 Tastes like mama's basement.

00:45:47.000 Okay. 0.95

00:45:48.000 Tastes like that gorilla tit.

00:45:52.000 Sorry, that was obviously the wrong yeast infection. 0.99

00:45:55.000 Here's a clip of the lesbian space jedis. 1.00

00:45:55.000 I mean, clip. 1.00

00:45:59.000 Power one! 0.90

00:46:01.000 Power two! 0.99

00:46:03.000 The power of many!

00:46:05.000 That's the power of muff! 0.90

00:46:10.000 That impregnates people? 0.98

00:46:13.000 Muff lift us up where we belong! 0.99

00:46:15.000 The power of muff is just... Sorry!

00:46:21.000 And it's not a surprise that the show is so gay slash lesbian slash whatever when the show creator Leslyle Hedlund told us that it would be. 0.52

00:46:31.000 I want to ask you both because this is, I would say, arguably the gayest Star Wars I've seen by a considerable margin. 1.00

00:46:37.000 And that's coming from that guy.

00:46:39.000 Are you excited about this?

00:46:41.000 I'm here for it!

00:46:42.000 Seems you're about to swallow the universe.

00:46:43.000 Look at them, they're proud they ruined a franchise. 1.00

00:46:46.000 You sound like you're gay. 0.99

00:46:48.000 How do you feel? 0.97

00:46:49.000 Am I gay?

00:46:49.000 Yes.

00:46:50.000 No, I know you are gay, but I'm asking, are you excited about putting this together? 0.96

00:46:53.000 Excited about it? 0.95

00:46:54.000 This is going to be a talking point.

00:46:55.000 Is it going to be a talking point? 0.99

00:46:57.000 I'm sure some nerds are gay. 1.00

00:46:58.000 Like when your dad left. 0.99

00:46:59.000 Well, some nerds are very not gay and are very threatened by gay stuff. 0.91

00:47:03.000 Well, that's true. 0.98

00:47:03.000 But in my world, nerds are gay. 0.98

00:47:05.000 You have a very small world. 0.94

00:47:08.000 No, I don't think so, and yet people have told me that it's the gayest Star Wars, and I frankly You're offended?

00:47:16.000 Into it. 0.88

00:47:19.000 I think that Star Wars is so gay already. 1.00

00:47:22.000 I'm with her. 0.99

00:47:25.000 Once in my life, a black woman. 1.00

00:47:26.000 Shut up, Nick. 1.00

00:47:27.000 I think the fans like it. 1.00

00:47:29.000 They don't.

00:47:29.000 I'm glad you're into it.

00:47:30.000 The fans are not.

00:47:32.000 The series also includes a non-binary black lead actress because, you know, it's 2024. 0.95

00:47:36.000 A gay Jedi. 1.00

00:47:38.000 Star Wars' first trans actor where everyone watches and just acts as though it's the gender that they're portraying themselves to be. 0.96

00:47:43.000 Of course, a trans writer.

00:47:45.000 This is just what they do with Star Wars.

00:47:50.000 What?

00:47:51.000 No, not right now.

00:47:53.000 Not the suicide bombing right now.

00:47:53.000 I'm in the middle of a segment.

00:48:00.000 So, the critics on Rotten Tomatoes love it, of course.

00:48:03.000 This is a trend.

00:48:04.000 And the audience hates it.

00:48:05.000 Critics?

00:48:06.000 85%!

00:48:06.000 Needs more muff!

00:48:10.000 Scissor me tambours! 0.95

00:48:11.000 More muff!

00:48:12.000 More muff!

00:48:13.000 And I will always muff you! 1.00

00:48:19.000 Imagine Kevin Costner, just a butch lesbian carrying out Whitney Houston in the bodyguard. 1.00

00:48:24.000 That's a beater. 0.99

00:48:27.000 Carrying out Lena Dunham. 0.99

00:48:29.000 You'd need two lesbians to do that. 1.00

00:48:30.000 Knees buckling. 0.99

00:48:31.000 So critics 85%, audience 20%.

00:48:35.000 And you know, but hey, look, they took us, you know, sometimes you take a flyer, we do that on this show.

00:48:39.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:48:40.000 Like Cultural Appropriation Month.

00:48:42.000 It doesn't always work out, but for them it only costs, you know, a crisp $180 million to produce.

00:48:42.000 It's true, it happens.

00:48:47.000 And, uh, their losses...

00:48:49.000 🎵 And that proves it's pure propaganda.

00:48:59.000 Yes.

00:49:00.000 They don't care about profit.

00:49:02.000 Just get that message out.

00:49:03.000 Exactly.

00:49:04.000 When people say, oh, it's all a profit motive.

00:49:04.000 No, you're right.

00:49:06.000 They will put profit aside if they think they can push propaganda for a period of time and eventually, hopefully, it becomes profitable.

00:49:12.000 Yeah, ESPN did it.

00:49:13.000 Yep, ESPN did it. 0.98

00:49:15.000 They did it, remember, when Bush was president with Lions for Lambs, redacted, renditioned.

00:49:18.000 They all lost money, right, where they were just tarring and feathering our troops.

00:49:22.000 And then they said, well, you know what, it's important to make this film.

00:49:24.000 And then when Obama was president, all of a sudden, all the films about corrupt government just went away.

00:49:27.000 Yeah.

00:49:29.000 And then they came back.

00:49:30.000 But also the female leads, where they kind of shoehorned female leads into these movies, like all-female casts on Ghostbusters, Ocean's 8, all of that stuff.

00:49:37.000 And we're like, look, you can have different movies that feature female leads, that's fine, but don't shoehorn it into something that doesn't need it.

00:49:43.000 And they all fail very miserably.

00:49:45.000 Raging Bull Dyke. 0.51

00:49:45.000 That actually works! 0.51

00:49:49.000 You keep getting me down!

00:49:51.000 Stop it! 0.99

00:49:52.000 Oh, the Raging Bull Dyke.

00:49:54.000 Stop it! 0.99

00:49:56.000 Just Caitlyn Jenner, you'll make my food better. 0.98

00:50:00.000 These hands, I'll never get to fight the best there is because of my bad mani-pedi.

00:50:05.000 That's too feminine for a live. 1.00

00:50:06.000 So Disney movies, they lost an entire billion dollars.

00:50:30.000 A whole billion in 2023 alone.

00:50:30.000 A whole billion.

00:50:32.000 The good news is they plan to right the ship with a Qui-Gon Jinn lemon party. 1.00

00:50:32.000 Wow. 1.00

00:50:36.000 And we weren't even sure about doing that.

00:50:36.000 Oh, come on.

00:50:38.000 Take it off.

00:50:39.000 Oh, jeez.

00:50:39.000 What the hell was that?

00:50:40.000 Take it off.

00:50:41.000 That makes me look straight.

00:50:41.000 Okay.

00:50:43.000 That's gonna be enough for me.

00:50:45.000 I don't have time for this.

00:50:45.000 I can't wait for this.

00:50:47.000 Okay.

00:50:47.000 Well, we didn't ask.

00:50:49.000 It just...

00:50:52.000 Alright.

00:50:53.000 The bomb was a dud anyway.

00:50:54.000 Yeah, it was a dud.

00:50:57.000 Oh.

00:50:58.000 Oh word.

00:50:58.000 Oh no.

00:50:59.000 Maybe not.

00:51:00.000 Problem solved?

00:51:01.000 Do we have the reinforced doors?

00:51:02.000 We do, we're fine.

00:51:03.000 Apparently.

00:51:04.000 He's not fine.

00:51:06.000 He painted the wall.

00:51:07.000 The problem with suicide bombs, you know, you should be Iranian by Iranian. 1.00

00:51:13.000 Um... Never trust the bomber with all his fingers.

00:51:16.000 You don't want to be early, either.

00:51:16.000 No.

00:51:18.000 No, you don't want to be early.

00:51:19.000 I'll be right on time when you're... It really does require some finesse.

00:51:22.000 Yeah?

00:51:22.000 Yeah, you know, you have to give them credit where it's due.

00:51:25.000 So, Disney's not going to write the ship, and I will say that Iran probably looks to the United States and they see lesbian space aliens and they say, you know what? 0.56

00:51:33.000 Maybe we have it right over here.

00:51:35.000 They're not all wrong.

00:51:36.000 They're not all wrong.

00:51:37.000 I mean, if they're like, no, we don't want this as part of our culture, thank you very much.

00:51:41.000 I understand where you're coming from.

00:51:42.000 It's just your methods.

00:51:43.000 That's what's happening in Russia.

00:51:44.000 Yeah. 0.71

00:51:45.000 Even though, is Putin a fascist dictator? 0.91

00:51:47.000 Of course. 0.66

00:51:47.000 Sure. 0.66

00:51:47.000 But he goes, look at what they have in these days. 0.66

00:51:49.000 Look, do you want the scissoring Jedis? 0.80

00:51:55.000 Like Space Babies?

00:51:56.000 He goes, oh no, you want to go?

00:51:58.000 Look, I will buy you the ticket to the United States.

00:52:01.000 You want to defect?

00:52:02.000 Okay, let's see what's going on right now.

00:52:04.000 Oh, Gay Pride Parade!

00:52:05.000 I'll leave this with you for five minutes.

00:52:08.000 You make your choice.

00:52:09.000 Walks out.

00:52:10.000 Or the Kardashians.

00:52:11.000 Yeah, or the Kardashians.

00:52:12.000 And then they're just alone in a padded room throwing up, and they pledge allegiance to the motherland.

00:52:16.000 First time I saw the Kardashians, I said, maybe ISIS has a point.

00:52:19.000 Yes, yes.

00:52:20.000 They're not all wrong.

00:52:23.000 So let's go back to Iran. 0.61

00:52:25.000 I know we have to.

00:52:26.000 I do.

00:52:26.000 We have to.

00:52:27.000 By the way, I think it's the Republic of Iran.

00:52:29.000 They will say Iran is like a completely different country.

00:52:31.000 We're the Republic of Iran.

00:52:32.000 Fine, the Republic.

00:52:33.000 I don't care.

00:52:33.000 We're a republic.

00:52:34.000 I don't care.

00:52:34.000 Yeah, we're a real republic.

00:52:37.000 Look, it's not democracy, it's the representatives who you vote and don't give a shit. 0.98

00:52:44.000 So there's been a string of fast food attacks, actually, not just in Iran, but in Iraq. 0.99

00:52:50.000 And it was apparently caused, though, by Iranian agents.

00:52:53.000 Here you go.

00:53:06.000 Bye!

00:53:08.000 What are they doing?

00:53:09.000 They throw one chair and they kind of move on.

00:53:15.000 That all started because somebody didn't clean the Freilator.

00:53:20.000 So KFC in Baghdad was attacked like three times in two weeks, and the Iraqi government arrested 12 people for the attacks.

00:53:28.000 This is going on right now.

00:53:31.000 You know, Atlanta, their Waffle House said, hold my 40.

00:53:33.000 So this is one of those things where it's just, I mean, it's kind of cute.

00:53:37.000 But the attacks on KFC and these other American-style restaurants, they took place due to the United States' support for Israel.

00:53:43.000 So think about this for a second.

00:53:44.000 What goes after freaking KFC?

00:53:45.000 I'm nervous.

00:53:46.000 Now they have the Colonel's Secret Recipe.

00:53:49.000 Yes!

00:53:52.000 What is the 52nd secret spice?

00:53:55.000 Jew! 0.87

00:53:56.000 Oh no!

00:53:57.000 Don't have any!

00:54:00.000 Fudge! 0.99

00:54:01.000 We're fresh out! 0.94

00:54:03.000 No Jews here! 1.00

00:54:04.000 Not fresh out.

00:54:04.000 We've always been out.

00:54:06.000 None in my country.

00:54:06.000 Tree piece and a grenade.

00:54:20.000 All references are available at louderworthcreditor.com.

00:54:22.000 We put the link in the description.

00:54:22.000 And our sources suggest it may just be another case of restaurant rivalry.

00:54:27.000 Oh, geez.

00:54:28.000 Yeah.

00:54:29.000 And that's...

00:54:30.000 Okay.

00:54:31.000 Oh, geez.

00:54:32.000 Thank you.

00:54:32.000 I'm sorry.

00:54:37.000 Again?

00:54:37.000 Is that a drone?

00:54:39.000 Gerald, do you know anything about this drone?

00:54:40.000 I don't, man.

00:54:41.000 I never got a memo about this at all.

00:54:41.000 It's headed to Wendy's.

00:54:43.000 You think you get the memo for a drone?

00:54:45.000 I mean...

00:54:50.000 Alright.

00:54:53.000 Thanks tool man.

00:54:54.000 Yeah.

00:54:54.000 He got hit by tartar sauce.

00:54:57.000 He squirted tartar sauce.

00:55:01.000 That looked me at the hotel.

00:55:02.000 That's like making him dig his own grave but of shame.

00:55:05.000 Like you're gonna put the bird poop on you.

00:55:09.000 Best father ever.

00:55:10.000 Changed my mind.

00:55:11.000 I just did.

00:55:11.000 Yes, exactly.

00:55:14.000 Oh, by the way, I completely forgot.

00:55:15.000 I'm supposed to actually, I guess, mention this because our clip went wrong today.

00:55:21.000 It's Cultural Appropriation Month.

00:55:22.000 I don't know if you guys realize this.

00:55:23.000 You can go on social.

00:55:24.000 So much happens right before the show that we're just hustling and, you know, some things get missed.

00:55:29.000 I forgot to mention this earlier.

00:55:33.000 Yeah, that's right.

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00:55:41.000 So the emergency food kits, they are shelf-stable for, like, decades.

00:55:45.000 Look, you don't need to be a doomsday prepper to just have enough food and water in case of an emergency.

00:55:49.000 Also, Bulletin Everclear, but they don't sell it.

00:55:53.000 Could we get, do you think we could get the solar generator here?

00:55:57.000 I think, maybe.

00:55:59.000 That'd be nice.

00:55:59.000 Yeah, that'd be kind of a cool thing to have.

00:56:00.000 We need to start asking for free stuff from sponsors.

00:56:02.000 Can I ask a question about that product?

00:56:04.000 Yeah.

00:56:05.000 It's solar generated, but isn't the mushroom cloud gonna block that?

00:56:09.000 I don't know, I'm not a mushroom cloud expert, but I would assume if Skynet falls, none of this is relevant.

00:56:16.000 This is almost all churd-ish. 1.00

00:56:19.000 Churlish.

00:56:20.000 Churlish.

00:56:20.000 It's churlish.

00:56:21.000 So, uh, what else?

00:56:23.000 Oh, we have the costume contest winners.

00:56:24.000 Am I wrong?

00:56:25.000 We do.

00:56:26.000 We do have the costume contest winners.

00:56:28.000 Do we have some, we have some happy music there?

00:56:32.000 The kid?

00:56:34.000 All right, Cultural Appropriation Month, we will be announcing next week, and I believe we just have two weeks this week because we have the big debate.

00:56:40.000 Right, and we're not going to do this for the debate.

00:56:41.000 No, we're not.

00:56:42.000 There's no way we could be in costume.

00:56:43.000 If we thought we would get them on as guests before.

00:56:46.000 When's the debate?

00:56:49.000 It's June, is it 27th?

00:56:50.000 27th.

00:56:50.000 Two weeks from tonight.

00:56:51.000 June 27th, we'll be live fact-checking, drinking game, guest surprises, you know, that's where... My question is, who will Trump be debating?

00:57:00.000 Stop it! 0.99

00:57:01.000 You think someone volunteers? 1.00

00:57:03.000 I swear my mother's ass it won't be Biden. 0.99

00:57:06.000 In two weeks, Nick? 1.00

00:57:08.000 Yes!

00:57:09.000 That's a horrible thing to say.

00:57:10.000 Don't you understand how these people play?

00:57:11.000 They got something up their sleeve.

00:57:13.000 They're gonna roll Oprah out there. 0.91

00:57:16.000 She just said the stomach flu.

00:57:18.000 I was in a news report and Oprah said it was coming out of both ends.

00:57:22.000 I don't want to hear that.

00:57:23.000 Yeah, I've read that too.

00:57:24.000 Yeah, and Gail King, whatever her name is. 0.99

00:57:26.000 She was catching it.

00:57:27.000 Yeah, she said she had to sleep in the guest room for a couple of nights. 0.92

00:57:30.000 Did she really?

00:57:32.000 Allegedly.

00:57:33.000 You really think it's not going to be?

00:57:35.000 Comment below.

00:57:36.000 Do you think Nick still maintains it?

00:57:37.000 Do you think they're going to try and swap Biden out with someone else for this debate?

00:57:40.000 Not for the debate.

00:57:41.000 It's going to be the most, if they don't, it is going to be It'll be the end.

00:57:47.000 What do you mean stop it? 0.98

00:57:48.000 Can I fucking state something? 0.99

00:57:50.000 I thought you were with me. 0.99

00:57:50.000 Go ahead. 0.99

00:57:52.000 You were with him.

00:57:52.000 I am not.

00:57:53.000 You're trying to cover your tracks. 1.00

00:57:55.000 You're trying to cover your gay gold tracks. 0.99

00:57:59.000 As a God, what I am saying. 0.98

00:58:00.000 Last time I was here, you and I were in agreement.

00:58:02.000 No, no, no.

00:58:03.000 What you're saying right now is that they're going to try somebody out in two weeks.

00:58:06.000 I am not in agreement with that.

00:58:07.000 I think it's going to be later on in about August.

00:58:09.000 And also, I don't think that Trump is just going to mop the floor.

00:58:12.000 We set the expectations.

00:58:14.000 So low for Biden, all he has to do is show up and say his name.

00:58:16.000 Well, we haven't.

00:58:18.000 No, I'm saying we as a Republican conservative, anybody voting for Trump, just go and say, this guy is going to be a formidable opponent, he's probably going to be high on something, and children's blood is going to be coursing through his veins.

00:58:30.000 Donald Trump needs to take him out on the stage.

00:58:30.000 That's true.

00:58:33.000 Not physically.

00:58:34.000 No, no, no, no.

00:58:35.000 Metaphorically.

00:58:35.000 No, no.

00:58:37.000 That's what I mean.

00:58:38.000 So you think Biden will be there.

00:58:39.000 You actually think the replacement will take place before that?

00:58:41.000 The guy is having mini strokes.

00:58:43.000 Well, he needs to have a major one before it matters.

00:58:45.000 I don't think they care.

00:58:46.000 Here's why I don't think they care.

00:58:47.000 He can't put a sentence together.

00:58:48.000 This is going to be, he's way worse than he was six months ago, guys.

00:58:51.000 They don't care.

00:58:52.000 Of course.

00:58:53.000 They don't care.

00:58:56.000 Here's a theory, and I do think that Biden is going to be the nominee, but I also think they know how bad it is.

00:59:02.000 They know how bad former Vice President Biden is.

00:59:04.000 I can't say dementia, but dementia.

00:59:06.000 So they see it as an opportunity where they go, this is going to be a completely empty suit.

00:59:12.000 He's a blank slate.

00:59:13.000 We can get whatever.

00:59:14.000 If we just get him past that finish line and cheat enough, Any one of us is going to be in charge.

00:59:19.000 He's not the real president.

00:59:20.000 I think the people around him, nothing would make them happier than for Biden to win so that they effectively are president.

00:59:27.000 They're a sweating bullet.

00:59:28.000 Yeah, that was their idea when they put him in the first time.

00:59:30.000 Yeah.

00:59:31.000 And they are sweating bullets because here's the finish line.

00:59:34.000 Yeah.

00:59:35.000 And I'm telling you, he's staggering.

00:59:37.000 No, I agree with you.

00:59:38.000 I don't even see how He's going to put a sentence together.

00:59:43.000 He will.

00:59:44.000 I think he'll be pumped up with something.

00:59:47.000 They'll hit him with a few injections.

00:59:48.000 And I'm not saying he's going to do well, but I don't want people to think that he won't even be able to put a sentence together, because then if he does, it's a win.

00:59:55.000 You know what I mean?

00:59:56.000 It's like when a shitty fighter makes it to a decision, even though he gets absolutely hammered, people are like, ah, he showed heart. 0.82

01:00:00.000 He did good. 0.66

01:00:01.000 Yeah, I don't want to hear that for Biden.

01:00:02.000 No, and we heard that with the State of the Union.

01:00:04.000 It was essentially him Basically, just making it through and stringing some sentences together, and none of it actually was good.

01:00:11.000 Big difference.

01:00:12.000 Teleprompter there.

01:00:13.000 No, no, no.

01:00:13.000 I agree with all of that.

01:00:14.000 I agree with everything you're saying.

01:00:16.000 But the expectation was set so low that it looked like a win for him, because everybody's like, he won't even make it through the speech!

01:00:22.000 And he did, and then it looked like a win.

01:00:24.000 So I'm saying like, hey, Trump will have to work to beat him.

01:00:28.000 Keep that mentality, and then I'm fine declaring victory after.

01:00:33.000 Yeah.

01:00:35.000 I think you're right.

01:00:36.000 I never think it pays to underestimate your opponent, or at least build him up in the public eye so that they think he's a worthy opponent.

01:00:43.000 Also, if Donald Trump builds him up, guess what?

01:00:46.000 Makes it tough for the Democrats to say Biden's not a worthy opponent.

01:00:48.000 He's amazing!

01:00:49.000 Yeah.

01:00:49.000 Best debater I've ever seen!

01:00:50.000 And then he just destroys him.

01:00:52.000 Yeah, and then he just destroys him.

01:00:53.000 That's what George St.

01:00:53.000 Pierre used to do.

01:00:54.000 Every single guy he faced was the toughest fighter he ever had.

01:00:56.000 You're like, come on.

01:00:57.000 Like, he's the most dangerous.

01:00:58.000 If it's like a guy who was ranked 10th, he'd be like, this is the most dangerous fighter I ever faced because he's have nothing to lose.

01:01:05.000 But it's too late to show that respect.

01:01:07.000 Trump's been bad-mouthing him for six years.

01:01:09.000 That's true.

01:01:10.000 But that's what Trump can do.

01:01:11.000 People tell me he's the best debater, so it's not him saying it now.

01:01:14.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:01:15.000 He does that third person.

01:01:16.000 That's what people have said.

01:01:17.000 They say, be scared.

01:01:19.000 He's great at debating.

01:01:20.000 I say, I'm shaking in my shoes.

01:01:23.000 Shaking.

01:01:24.000 Do you hear the clanking?

01:01:25.000 That's me in my double monk straps.

01:01:29.000 I would never say they say he's very good at debating, not so good at not shitting his pants, but we all have our strong suits.

01:01:36.000 I'm honored.

01:01:37.000 That's what he'll say.

01:01:38.000 He should say.

01:01:38.000 Yeah.

01:01:39.000 All right, let's go to the costume contest winners. 0.75

01:01:41.000 Let's bring back on the happy music.

01:01:42.000 In third place for cultural appropriation month is, in fact, Miss Ashley Kate! 0.75

01:01:49.000 Yeah!

01:01:50.000 Let's see what Ashley Kate sent in.

01:01:51.000 I can't see this at all.

01:01:52.000 What did Ashley Kate send in?

01:01:53.000 There we go.

01:01:55.000 Like party music or anything?

01:01:55.000 Oh, look at that!

01:01:57.000 Oh, well that's why Ashley Kate.

01:01:59.000 That's nuts.

01:02:02.000 That's why Ashley Kate was selected. 0.87

01:02:04.000 It's more of a transformation.

01:02:08.000 Second place for Cultural Appropriation Month.

01:02:10.000 And by the way, do they all win prizes in the first one?

01:02:12.000 I guess third place you'll win a t-shirt?

01:02:14.000 Is that what we're doing?

01:02:15.000 I don't know.

01:02:16.000 Okay.

01:02:17.000 And then second place you win two t-shirts.

01:02:19.000 And then first place you win a whole swag bag and a lock of the hair that we shaved off of Gerald though we told him we weren't going to for the bald cap.

01:02:27.000 Listen, why did you do that? 0.99

01:02:27.000 Hey, shut up. 0.99

01:02:28.000 God kings aren't nearsighted. 0.99

01:02:30.000 Second place...

01:02:31.000 It's American Ammo, LLC!

01:02:33.000 Yeah!

01:02:34.000 With... I can't see what it is.

01:02:36.000 It's a Red Bull?

01:02:38.000 Bomb vest?

01:02:39.000 It's a Jaeger. 0.93

01:02:40.000 Oh, a Jaeger bomb. 0.87

01:02:42.000 And says he's still waiting on his mug.

01:02:44.000 That's fantastic.

01:02:45.000 You probably didn't click and put your address in, but that's okay!

01:02:47.000 You're a good bomber, and we will find you.

01:02:50.000 Send us a message, a direct message, and we'll make sure that you get your mug.

01:02:50.000 Yeah.

01:02:53.000 I know that there are a few people who are still missing theirs.

01:02:55.000 Please let us know, and we'll make sure that it gets sent out to you.

01:02:58.000 With my back hair in it already.

01:03:00.000 Absolutely.

01:03:01.000 And then you know you might want to give it a rinse.

01:03:02.000 And the first place winner of the Cultural Appropriation Contest winner Is John Veitch One with... Oh, look at that.

01:03:10.000 That person is actually there in the desert.

01:03:12.000 He's got a prop.

01:03:13.000 He does have a prop.

01:03:14.000 That's a green screen.

01:03:16.000 Hold on, is that after?

01:03:17.000 Is this like your cigarette after with the, uh... Oh, no.

01:03:20.000 Come on, now. 0.87

01:03:21.000 Come on, Cheryl. 1.00

01:03:23.000 That's gross. 0.96

01:03:23.000 No, I just saw me filthy Father Mulcahy. 0.96

01:03:26.000 A morning after.

01:03:32.000 And by the way, none of this happens without you.

01:03:34.000 We're going to continue.

01:03:34.000 It's Chat Thursday, Mug Club, of course.

01:03:37.000 It's Cultural Appropriation Month because to appropriate is to appreciate.

01:03:41.000 We're announcing the country next Monday, I guess.

01:03:44.000 Yes.

01:03:45.000 On Monday, we'll be announcing the country for Thursday.

01:03:47.000 It's every Thursday because we do it once a week and it takes a long time to tear down the set.

01:03:51.000 And I look around and I say, oh boy, this could have paid for a vacation to Cabo. 0.91

01:03:56.000 But instead, I got a nearsighted gold gay god king... I didn't realize that the glasses would make me look... Okay, hold on. 0.99

01:04:03.000 I need to fire my financial advisor.

01:04:06.000 None of this happens without you.

01:04:07.000 You can click that button right there if you're on Rumble to continue with Chat Thursday on Mug Club.

01:04:11.000 Of course, we're gearing up for not only the debate stream, but the election.

01:04:14.000 This is the sprint season from now through November, the most important election of our lifetime, and people will be taking our cues on election night.

01:04:22.000 We have our own decision desk, we have boots on the ground, we have poll watchers.

01:04:27.000 Nothing will happen without you seeing it live, and we will not stop until we get to the bottom of everything.

01:04:32.000 Every single discrepancy.

01:04:33.000 Lodderwithcrowder.com slash MugClub if you're on YouTube piss off

01:04:37.000 off time of death?

01:04:49.000 His creation was an estate isolator, built by many All right, boys, let's find it.

01:05:19.000 No!

01:05:24.000 Ooh, I wonder what's in here.

01:05:27.000 Oh, it's a pull.

01:05:38.000 You find it?

01:05:44.000 Nothing, man.

01:05:46.000 Nothing man, where are they hiding it?

01:05:48.000 Cash...

01:05:54.000 More cash...

01:05:57.000 I'm gonna go.

01:05:58.000 I'm gonna go.

01:06:00.000 Bear bonds?

01:06:01.000 I can't... It's gotta be here somewhere!

01:06:05.000 The studio!

01:06:06.000 I need you to help me crack this safe!

01:06:10.000 I think we found it, boys.

01:06:12.000 Oh yeah.

01:06:14.000 Let's go.

01:06:15.000 Yes sir.

01:06:17.000 Oh man.

01:06:17.000 Oh yeah.

01:06:18.000 Moment of truth, boys.

01:06:19.000 Alright, moment of truth boys.

01:06:21.000 Come on.

01:06:23.000 Oh.

01:06:29.000 Help baby.

01:06:31.000 Oh yeah.

01:06:33.000 Yes.

01:06:36.000 That's what I'm talking about!

01:06:38.000 That's my dawg!

01:06:41.000 Good tonight, baby!

01:06:45.000 I want that mushroom rice pilaf, dawg.

01:06:47.000 Let's go.

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Louder with Crowder - June 13, 2024

Disney Makes Star Wars Galactically Gay!

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