Louder with Crowder - DNC Fact-Checking Livestream Night 2

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00:00:11.000 Welcome to 3 and 3.

00:00:13.000 Three key facts in three minutes or less on the topics you care about most.

00:00:20.000 Taxes.

00:00:21.000 Key fact number one.

00:00:23.000 Hausser's Law.

00:00:24.000 The findings as the basis for Hausser's Law were first published by investment economist W. Kurt Hausser in 1993, which showed no matter what the tax rates have been, in post-war America tax revenues have remained at about 19.5% of our GDP, with a surprisingly stable variability hovering between 16 and 20%, regardless of the tax rate.

00:00:47.000 Key fact number two.

00:00:48.000 Corporate tax numbers.

00:00:50.000 Though we often hear that corporations in the United States need to begin paying their fair share, before Donald Trump's tax cuts went into effect in the United States, the United States had the highest corporate tax rate of any developed country in the world at 38.9%.

00:01:05.000 And key fact number three, the top earners pay nearly all of the taxes.

00:01:09.000 Despite what you've heard regarding people paying their fair share and the wealthiest X percent, the numbers are inescapable.

00:01:15.000 The top 50% of earners in the United States pay 97% of all taxes.

00:01:21.000 Again, the top 50% of earners in the United States pay 97% of all taxes.

00:01:27.000 Add it all up, you get Hauser's Law, the corporate tax numbers, and those who pay taxes in this country, in reality, as opposed to what you've heard.

00:01:39.000 This has been 3 in 3.

00:01:41.000 I'm Stephen Crowder.

00:01:42.000 If you want to learn more, you can peruse the references for this specific show at 3keyfacts.com or tune in to the hour-long daily show Louder with Crowder weekdays at 10 a.m.

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00:01:57.000 I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been.

00:02:23.000 I can't stop.

00:02:26.000 The things I see.

00:02:30.000 The things she does.

00:02:34.000 You make laugh.

00:02:36.000 Don't see real.

00:02:39.000 Yeah girl, I'm out here in these streets.

00:02:41.000 Grab my phone, just to hear. 1.00

00:02:45.000 Calling donors Drinking beer I wish you would Disappear I can smell Bullshit from here The bitch is cringy Like no one else This bitch is cringy But I can't help myself Can't wait till election's through. 1.00

00:03:20.000 I'll be president, all thanks to you. 1.00

00:03:24.000 This mission is cringy.

00:03:29.000 I know what else.

00:03:31.000 This mission is cringy, and I think changing's hell.

00:03:38.000 Do barbecues.

00:03:39.000 Ha ha ha.

00:03:40.000 I'm already on it.

00:03:41.000 Do not laugh.

00:03:44.000 His face is exciting.

00:03:51.000 Do not laugh.

00:03:54.000 It's chick bait. 0.99

00:04:01.000 Be witch and rogue. 0.99

00:04:08.000 Tell this broad. 1.00

00:04:10.000 Put down the phone.

00:04:14.000 We did it. We did it, Joe.

00:04:16.000 This bitch is cringy. 1.00

00:04:19.000 Bye. 1.00

00:04:20.000 you Like a what else? 1.00

00:04:24.000 This bitch is cringy. 1.00

00:04:28.000 She needs professional help. 1.00

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00:04:59.000 ["Strange Animals"]

00:05:05.000 Thanks for watching!

00:05:34.000 Boy, really glad to be with you, the second night of the DNC convention.

00:05:37.000 Hey, look, it's D.L.

00:05:38.000 Hughley.

00:05:39.000 You can go back through the archives if you're watching on YouTube and watch the proverbial sodomizing of him that took place on my program.

00:05:47.000 What?

00:05:48.000 Yeah, he came on for a debate.

00:05:49.000 Of course, he was late.

00:05:51.000 Surprise.

00:05:52.000 And he didn't do very well.

00:05:53.000 That was back when we were still talking about Michael Brown, hands up, don't shoot.

00:05:56.000 Oh, yeah.

00:05:57.000 And he never came back on the show.

00:05:58.000 Why not?

00:05:59.000 Well, because I didn't think he was funny.

00:06:01.000 But glad to be with you.

00:06:02.000 Hey, tonight You can join Mug Club. 0.68

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00:06:10.000 Yeah.

00:06:11.000 My fever has gone up, so I am not particularly well, but we are looking forward to tonight quite a bit.

00:06:17.000 Let's bring up, before anything else, the drinking game rules.

00:06:20.000 We'll be live fact-checking tonight.

00:06:22.000 You will take a drink anytime Kamala cackles, anytime, or anyone, brings up vibes, hope, or joy, or implies it, anytime you hear a Kamala-ism, I'll be the judge of that, anytime Kamala promises to fix a problem that she could fix now, and you finish your drink anytime Kamala Harris claims one of Trump's policies as her own, like no taxes on tips.

00:06:44.000 My liver hates you.

00:06:47.000 Your liver loves the bottle, though. 0.92

00:06:49.000 But I'm going to have a great time getting there.

00:06:50.000 Yes, you will.

00:06:51.000 So we have that and a whole lot.

00:06:53.000 We have 7 Plus 1 Jobs Better Suited for Kamala Harris. 1.00

00:06:56.000 We also have Macho Man Randy Savage on later today.

00:06:59.000 And you know what?

00:07:00.000 Also, you can go and download 3in3, the podcast, three key facts, three irrefutable key facts, in three minutes or less, anywhere you get your podcasts on topics that you care about.

00:07:08.000 It's by no means meant to be an A to Z. It's a good place to start. 1.00

00:07:12.000 I know, look, last night some of you were saying, hey, we want more fact checking.

00:07:16.000 But the important thing to remember is that yesterday, and we did a four-hour show, every single person this entire week has not proposed any policy, has not actually contrasted anything that could be quantifiable.

00:07:33.000 They have spoken and said nothing.

00:07:35.000 You got nothing!

00:07:37.000 Nothing!

00:07:38.000 And if you were a man you would have done it now!

00:07:39.000 And I know what you're thinking. 0.99

00:07:41.000 Okay, maybe some of the time, like Tim Walz yesterday, when he said, mind your own damn business, that was something. 0.97

00:07:46.000 but in fact it was still nothing. 0.82

00:07:49.000 I have nothing, nothing, nothing.

00:07:53.000 And some of you I know are still saying like, hey couldn't you have fact-checked, you know,

00:07:58.000 some kind of policy or some proposal that would be horrible for America?

00:08:01.000 And I hear you.

00:08:03.000 Believe me, I hear you.

00:08:03.000 It is not falling on deaf ears.

00:08:06.000 But I couldn't, again, because the theme has been that these people say, propose, and have offered nothing.

00:08:13.000 People have begun to lose their hopes and forget their dreams so that nothing grows strong.

00:08:25.000 When I grew up, I was afraid of that wolf being outside my bedroom window.

00:08:27.000 Comment below, were you afraid of that, too?

00:08:29.000 Yes, of course.

00:08:30.000 And I was the only one who actually laughed when that horse died in the mud.

00:08:32.000 What?

00:08:33.000 Atreyu? 0.97

00:08:34.000 Not- Trey was not the horse, dummy. 1.00

00:08:36.000 The horse was a bit of a pain in the ass. 1.00

00:08:38.000 Oh, guys. 1.00

00:09:06.000 Utah's a strip, Utah wise guys.

00:09:09.000 West Jordan.

00:09:09.000 We were right last night.

00:09:11.000 We were both right.

00:09:13.000 Will you stop it?

00:09:13.000 What are you, 11?

00:09:15.000 No, come on. 0.85

00:09:16.000 Jesus.

00:09:16.000 We were both right.

00:09:18.000 Come on.

00:09:18.000 Hey!

00:09:20.000 Dammit, the fight's out there, boys! 1.00

00:09:21.000 Can't you see the fight's out there? 1.00

00:09:24.000 We got time.

00:09:25.000 By the way, we can hear you guys partying out there, so keep it down, huh?

00:09:29.000 They're laughing at us.

00:09:30.000 And you can't fact check joy.

00:09:31.000 Am I right?

00:09:32.000 No.

00:09:33.000 Well, especially not when you have none, which is pretty much everybody in this room.

00:09:37.000 So we have a lot that we are going to be getting to tonight.

00:09:39.000 I'm trying to think of how we lead this off.

00:09:41.000 Well, I guess before anything else, let's first go to this broad who, what was she, an empire or something? 0.90

00:09:46.000 She was in a show.

00:09:46.000 One of those things.

00:09:48.000 Let's see what she's saying right now.

00:09:49.000 This is an actress wearing a doily.

00:09:51.000 We do this for working families who make this country thrive.

00:09:54.000 We do this for the planet and for each other.

00:09:58.000 We do this for justice and for peace and for democracy.

00:10:02.000 And as we are about to hear, we do this for the safety of our communities.

00:10:09.000 You know, it's funny, when I go to South Dallas or the black areas of town, I usually look around and say, you know, the planet needs more of this.

00:10:15.000 Well, it's safe here, too.

00:10:18.000 You're coming out to throw an egg.

00:10:19.000 I apologize.

00:10:20.000 A little bit.

00:10:20.000 I love that.

00:10:21.000 Don't apologize, turn it up.

00:10:23.000 Same thing for, hey, who's this turncoat?

00:10:25.000 Looks like me.

00:10:26.000 He's probably the guy who shot people with paintballs on Tim Walz's watch.

00:10:29.000 My job is to protect people.

00:10:33.000 All people.

00:10:34.000 I don't trust a cop with Botox.

00:10:37.000 Righteous anger spilled over into the streets of Flint, Michigan.

00:10:43.000 One bad decision from either side, and there would have been bloodshed.

00:10:47.000 But that didn't happen.

00:10:51.000 We laid down our riot gear, and we embraced the community, and instead of hate, we chose hope.

00:11:02.000 Guys, look, I know you might be thinking we're the laughing stock because we're Detroit and 7 out of 10 murders go completely unsolved, but we kneeled to some blacks! 1.00

00:11:10.000 That counts for something.

00:11:13.000 By the way, I think they chose Genesee County, Michigan strategically because he's the sheriff responsible for Flint.

00:11:19.000 Oh, wonderful.

00:11:20.000 Sure, listen, look, you know what they have a saying in Flint?

00:11:24.000 Tap water's overrated.

00:11:27.000 Hydration?

00:11:28.000 You shouldn't.

00:11:29.000 There was a study that came out that said fluoride in the tap, that'll kill you.

00:11:32.000 I'm trying to keep you safe.

00:11:32.000 That's right.

00:11:33.000 That'll kill you. 0.82

00:11:34.000 So, you know, we just decided to skip the whole thing all together.

00:11:36.000 Wow.

00:11:37.000 It's like, you know, the poison pill to make sure you don't drink from the tap. 0.99

00:11:40.000 Killed a lot of blacks. 1.00

00:11:42.000 Not gonna, you know, we're not proud of that, but, uh, you know, sometimes you gotta crack a few black eggs. 0.99

00:11:48.000 Lick some bush. 0.98

00:11:51.000 I cannot believe that they are, uh, and by the way, we can bring that up, that image of them laying down their riot gear before they were raped without mercy. 0.94

00:12:00.000 If at some point, by the way, tonight you're watching this live fact check on YouTube, you may see this.

00:12:05.000 That means I'm talking?

00:12:08.000 Hand that over to Rumble, because, uh, you know, we're not gonna self-censor.

00:12:13.000 So, we don't need to listen to this.

00:12:15.000 By the way, this guy right here is why I don't say, back the blue.

00:12:18.000 I say, back some blue, but don't back the blue, because you have cops like him.

00:12:22.000 How could you be law enforcement and be at this convention?

00:12:26.000 They're incompatible.

00:12:27.000 Yeah, I mean, this guy said, righteous anger in 2020 spilled out into the streets, and we, we did what?

00:12:33.000 We had riot gear on.

00:12:34.000 When do you put on riot gear?

00:12:36.000 Peaceful protester gear, but yes.

00:12:37.000 No, not peaceful protest.

00:12:38.000 Peaceful protester gear, yes.

00:12:40.000 But he said it was riot gear.

00:12:41.000 Peaceful protester gear, though.

00:12:42.000 Did he use the right terms?

00:12:43.000 If they're black, it's peaceful protester gear. 0.99

00:12:45.000 So you laid it down, and then what happened? 0.97

00:12:46.000 The city burned?

00:12:47.000 This is good, like, so businesses can go, yeah, you're the pansies that laid down and kind of kissed the boots of these guys.

00:12:52.000 Come on! 0.61

00:12:53.000 Like, one of the black seniors was like, oh, I think so, you might want to pick that up.

00:12:56.000 He said, no, leave it down! 0.90

00:12:59.000 You haven't fought good riots anyway! 0.99

00:13:01.000 This guy's gay too, I think. 0.99

00:13:02.000 I think he's gay. 1.00

00:13:03.000 You think he's gay? 0.96

00:13:04.000 Nah, I'm just kidding.

00:13:05.000 The village people like uniform? 0.98

00:13:05.000 What gave it away? 0.98

00:13:08.000 I think he's got a beige skirt on.

00:13:13.000 Not that there's anything wrong with that.

00:13:14.000 Look at these mama-looks. 1.00

00:13:15.000 Well, that brings us to, actually, look, we are going to continue fact-checking live tonight, and you can use the hashtag, by the way, Comrade Kamala, and the promo code Comrade Kamala for $15 off Mug Club as we lead into election night, November 5th, 2024.

00:13:29.000 I've been telling you that this is what they do.

00:13:31.000 They did it with Joe Biden.

00:13:33.000 I'm going to distill this.

00:13:34.000 You'll say it's reductive.

00:13:35.000 Yes, and we'll get into all of Kamala's policies, who she is, her flip-flops, what we expect tonight. 0.95

00:13:40.000 But before that, the game plan from the left is lie to you until the lie is no longer tenable, then just cheat.

00:13:48.000 Let me give you some examples.

00:13:49.000 Lie to you about Joe Biden being fit as a fiddle, being in good health, until they realize the lie couldn't get him past that finish line, so then they just cheat and they don't play by the rules.

00:14:00.000 Lie to you About COVID coming from a wet market?

00:14:04.000 About COVID going to kill two million Americans in two months?

00:14:07.000 About lockdowns working?

00:14:08.000 About teachers not going back to school for the health interests of the children and not the teachers unions?

00:14:13.000 About vaccine mandates?

00:14:14.000 Lie to you and then when it no longer works, just cheat and say, well, we didn't know.

00:14:20.000 Yes, you did.

00:14:21.000 Lie to you?

00:14:22.000 Allow Kamala Harris to not appear before the media.

00:14:25.000 Is it day 29?

00:14:26.000 Day 30 at this point?

00:14:27.000 To not give an official interview or press conference?

00:14:30.000 I think 32.

00:14:30.000 32.

00:14:31.000 Lie to you, lie to you, lie to you, and then, when she actually gets some air time, and it will go badly, cheat.

00:14:39.000 Cheat.

00:14:40.000 That's the game plan.

00:14:41.000 Lie until it no longer works.

00:14:43.000 Not lie and have a crisis of conscience.

00:14:45.000 Lie to you until it no longer works, and then cheat.

00:14:48.000 And that is why we are preparing for the election livestream of the century, the Rumble on Rumble, November 5th, 2024.

00:14:53.000 I fully I fully plan on the left polling a lot of foul play and cheating.

00:15:00.000 That's why, with your support when you join Mug Club, we're actually going to have the live electoral integrity map where you can go, you can see states. 0.97

00:15:06.000 We will have the ability to call and dispute states because we will have more data than any news agency on legacy media that night.

00:15:13.000 When you go there, something happens like a pipe bursting in Georgia or Bristol boards being posted over a precinct in Detroit.

00:15:20.000 We will have boots on the ground in every major city, Milwaukee, Detroit, Phoenix, Atlanta, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and a volunteer army as well alongside them so that you can see in real time what is going on.

00:15:32.000 Nothing happens in darkness.

00:15:33.000 No more tricks.

00:15:34.000 It's been an undertaking.

00:15:35.000 Millions of dollars in the works.

00:15:38.000 The more lies that I see, the worse I know the cheating is going to be.

00:15:42.000 I have no doubt about it.

00:15:44.000 But let's recap you before we continue with Rep.

00:15:48.000 Lucy McBath.

00:15:51.000 I don't know.

00:15:52.000 I have no idea who that is and I don't care.

00:15:53.000 They're talking about gun violence right now.

00:15:54.000 Oh, really?

00:15:55.000 Are they?

00:15:56.000 Okay, well I guess let me listen to her really quickly so I can not care.

00:15:58.000 Oh, here comes a montage, but they're late.

00:16:05.000 On December 14, 2012, I walked into Sandy Hook School.

00:16:12.000 I stopped at the office, chatted with my principal, then started my day with my second graders.

00:16:20.000 Suddenly, a loud crash.

00:16:23.000 Like metal folding chairs falling.

00:16:29.000 154 gunshots blaring.

00:16:35.000 Hiding in the coats.

00:16:37.000 Trying to sing with my students.

00:16:40.000 Trying to read to them.

00:16:42.000 Trying to drown out the sounds. 0.99

00:16:45.000 Alright, she can shut up. 1.00

00:16:46.000 She was one step away from saying a rose such a clatter. 0.97

00:16:48.000 We get it.

00:16:49.000 No one is saying that gun violence, whenever it takes place, violence of any kind is not a tragedy. 0.57

00:16:49.000 Of course it's a tragedy. 0.57

00:16:54.000 What they won't tell you are the statistics.

00:16:55.000 They won't tell you that 94 to 97 percent of mass shootings occur in gun-free zones.

00:17:00.000 They won't tell you that firearms are used to defend lives far more often each year.

00:17:05.000 According to the DOJ, according to the CDC, 500,000 to 3 million defensive uses of firearms each year when compared to homicide.

00:17:13.000 It's anywhere between 10 and 20,000 in a given year.

00:17:15.000 They will not tell you about the statistics as to who is committing gun violence.

00:17:19.000 If you actually take out certain demographics in this country, we have lower gun violence.

00:17:24.000 Then Finland, then Sweden, then other countries.

00:17:28.000 It's because we don't have a homogenous society and we have gang crime in this country.

00:17:32.000 You are far more likely to die in your bathtub, in a car, and so are your children, or by the way, from choking at school than from being shot.

00:17:39.000 They won't give you the statistics.

00:17:40.000 They never want to give you the statistics.

00:17:42.000 This is one of the few areas where they'll propose some policy and again it makes no sense.

00:17:46.000 Oh, pistol grip?

00:17:47.000 Can't have that.

00:17:48.000 10 round mag, can't have that, we can't have that, and we'll get into Kamala Harris and her support of a mandatory gun buyback. 1.00

00:17:53.000 That's a ban, by the way.

00:17:55.000 But before that, let's recap everything that you've missed.

00:17:58.000 Here, I believe we have the clip DNC cringe montage, and it's self-explanatory.

00:18:03.000 As the saying goes, if you're not at the table, you're on the menu.

00:18:08.000 To a childless cat lady. 0.95

00:18:10.000 Yikes! 1.00

00:18:13.000 That's a good lady. 1.00

00:18:15.000 What?

00:18:17.000 What? Me?

00:18:19.000 On behalf of the great state of Minnesota...

00:18:23.000 What's with the hat?

00:18:25.000 She's half Indian.

00:18:26.000 Mrs. Michael J. Fox.

00:18:28.000 You can't let them do to America what it is to Florida.

00:18:34.000 Democrats welcome Weird.

00:18:36.000 This just came out, you're behind you, shouldn't you?

00:18:38.000 Wait, I thought we were here, right?

00:18:40.000 Michael Dell's arguing with a child. 1.00

00:18:43.000 You're an asshole! 1.00

00:18:47.000 I can spend my time revving up this crowd, but I'm certain I don't have to talk anybody out of voting for Donald Trump here. 1.00

00:18:56.000 Now let's cut to the chase.

00:18:59.000 I am too old.

00:19:00.000 How many more of these I'll be able to come to?

00:19:03.000 I'm depending on you to do, as Spike Lee would say, the right thing.

00:19:08.000 Project 2025!

00:19:12.000 That is false.

00:19:13.000 Trump did not write Project 2025.

00:19:15.000 CNN got something right.

00:19:19.000 Where were you when CNN told the truth the first time?

00:19:22.000 I know, I swear to you that lady looked like an SNL sketch person. 1.00

00:19:26.000 Like there was a caricature of somebody who'd be on the DNC stage, not her.

00:19:29.000 Speaking of caricatures, I mean they made fun of the RNC for bringing out Hulk Hogan.

00:19:33.000 They did.

00:19:33.000 And they brought out, was it Veruca Salt or is it Violet Beauregard?

00:19:37.000 They haven't gotten back to me.

00:19:38.000 They haven't gotten back to you?

00:19:39.000 Mission control!

00:19:41.000 There was a bunch of other stuff that came in and it got kind of swamped.

00:19:43.000 Alright, okay.

00:19:44.000 Well, they had on earlier today, Elise Slotkin from Michigan spoke to the conference and she was one of the Wonka Girls.

00:19:50.000 You guys can fact check me watching.

00:19:51.000 I don't remember if she was... Violet.

00:19:53.000 She was Violet Beauregard.

00:19:55.000 As the program continues, Alyssa Slotkin, representative from the state of Michigan, is listening.

00:20:00.000 She came out like the after picture of Beauregard in the blueberry outfit. 0.55

00:20:04.000 I'm Alyssa Slotkin.

00:20:05.000 I am honored to be your U.S.

00:20:07.000 Senate nominee from the great state of Michigan.

00:20:10.000 It was very cringy.

00:20:11.000 I mean, not as bad as Augustus Gloop's appearance earlier, which was ill-received.

00:20:19.000 Is there ever less a gobstopper made of Judenties? 1.00

00:20:23.000 Nein! 0.99

00:20:24.000 How is you?

00:20:27.000 Surrounding NZ chocolates! 0.74

00:20:29.000 My chocolates, it's full of Jew! 1.00

00:20:31.000 How is you? 0.66

00:20:35.000 Sorry, I'm still sick.

00:20:36.000 You alright?

00:20:38.000 Overall though, before we get to what's going on right here and we get to Kamala's policy, 0.98

00:20:42.000 it was really just a parade, it was a cavalcade, it was a black parade of freaks. 1.00

00:20:47.000 Thanks for watching. 0.99

00:21:11.000 you He said, son, please don't throw up, but look!

00:21:17.000 Upon all of the wokest, most freakish sights of man, to make sure that we were in those corners of power, he said, will we defeat them?

00:21:28.000 These demons, the communist believers, and trends that they have made. 0.97

00:21:38.000 Because some will, they hate it And they will simply stop at nothing

00:21:46.000 To burn this nation we have made When I was a young boy

00:22:07.000 My father took me into Chicago I saw that minstrel man

00:22:15.000 I said, Dad, when I grow up I'll see that we saved this sovereign nation

00:22:25.000 From the last destructive hands From the last destructive hands

00:22:39.000 You know, usually our parodies are pretty funny.

00:22:41.000 That's the first time I saw that final cut.

00:22:43.000 That might just be considered propaganda.

00:22:45.000 I don't know if you watched that, but I got fired up like, no, we gotta stop him!

00:22:50.000 Demons!

00:22:55.000 Right?

00:22:55.000 Didn't you feel that?

00:22:56.000 Didn't you feel something swell up in you?

00:22:57.000 I absolutely did.

00:22:58.000 I think it's the vodka.

00:23:01.000 Poison from Chernobyl.

00:23:02.000 It sniffed the kid's head right after that, so we had to cut away.

00:23:05.000 And to let people know, of course, bring up in the lower third, we are going to be fact-checking this god-awful convention, but we do have an exclusive right now.

00:23:12.000 Captain Morgan just let me know that we have a tip, and everything's been redacted, as I understand it.

00:23:17.000 Yeah, everything's been redacted.

00:23:18.000 So this came in.

00:23:19.000 Obviously, a lot of talk about Trump and RFK.

00:23:22.000 They're holding a press conference tomorrow.

00:23:24.000 I know Trump is going to be in Arizona.

00:23:25.000 They're going to be in the same city.

00:23:26.000 And so there's a lot of speculation on if RFK is going to endorse.

00:23:29.000 Well, one of the Mug Club Army has basically reached out to us. 0.91

00:23:33.000 But let me set this up with what the Trump campaign put out, because it kind of sets the stage.

00:23:37.000 President Trump will be joined by a special guest as he delivers remarks about his America First policies and his vision to lower inflation and the cost of living, secure the border, And make our city safe again.

00:23:47.000 Okay, so he's reserved a spot for somebody.

00:23:49.000 This tip that we received says, from one of the Mud Club Army, says, I am a blank in the Phoenix area.

00:23:55.000 I do many corporate conferences and political press conferences.

00:23:57.000 Today I got the call to do the blank for the RFK press conference.

00:24:01.000 We redact some of those when I say blank.

00:24:03.000 Press conference tomorrow.

00:24:04.000 As a member of the Mug Club Army, I wanted to reach out with any info I may have.

00:24:07.000 From the info I've been given, the announcement will be between 1 and 2 p.m.

00:24:10.000 local time.

00:24:11.000 There is an update, so that gets adjusted here in a second.

00:24:14.000 He will be departing after.

00:24:16.000 All indications point to him endorsing Trump and possibly moving to the Trump rally as that rally starts at 4 p.m.

00:24:21.000 This is what I have now, but I'll get you more info as the day comes on.

00:24:21.000 local time.

00:24:24.000 And this is the update that we got really just a little while ago that says RFK Jr.

00:24:29.000 is actually set to speak at 11 a.m.

00:24:30.000 local I just did get word he will be going to the Trump rally after the press conference.

00:24:35.000 I had to change my time so it wouldn't interfere with my split day workout.

00:24:40.000 That's right, my voice is better in drier climates.

00:24:42.000 I get too wiped out when I do like that.

00:24:44.000 You can tell the difference?

00:24:46.000 Kennedy going to a rally?

00:24:48.000 Yeah, well, you know.

00:24:50.000 Jesus.

00:24:52.000 I hear he's going to go in a limo that's an open top.

00:24:54.000 I don't know why.

00:24:54.000 Yeah, with a helmet.

00:24:56.000 He's got double plexiglass.

00:24:57.000 That's unconfirmed, unconfirmed.

00:24:58.000 Unconfirmed, but that means tomorrow at 11 p.m.

00:25:01.000 And you guys can join up at MugClubArmy.com.

00:25:01.000 Thank you.

00:25:04.000 We appreciate your help.

00:25:08.000 What do you expect tonight, Nick?

00:25:10.000 Because yesterday, obviously, we were all getting very frustrated.

00:25:12.000 Yeah.

00:25:13.000 And you said afterwards, Nick walked out, he said, you can't in fact check emotion!

00:25:19.000 That's true.

00:25:20.000 That's the perfect way to put it.

00:25:21.000 It is.

00:25:21.000 Nice.

00:25:22.000 I do have a way with words, you motherless fucks. 1.00

00:25:23.000 You do! 1.00

00:25:25.000 You waited until after we went off air to say it!

00:25:28.000 I was like, that's perfect!

00:25:29.000 No, I didn't!

00:25:30.000 I was like, that's perfect for me!

00:25:30.000 Yeah, you did!

00:25:31.000 No, we were still rolling, I was told!

00:25:33.000 No, we're always rolling.

00:25:35.000 Well, you just heard it.

00:25:36.000 Yeah.

00:25:38.000 More of the same, only to the tenth power. 1.00

00:25:40.000 When the dizzy bitch herself comes out, this is gonna be priceless. 1.00

00:25:45.000 This is gonna be priceless. 1.00

00:25:45.000 Yeah? 1.00

00:25:47.000 I mean... Do you think she'll be talking about any specific policy?

00:25:52.000 Oh, yes.

00:25:52.000 She'll get right down to the farm tax bill.

00:25:56.000 Are you kidding me?

00:25:57.000 She'll be like, ah, they're white, we're black and brown. 0.98

00:26:01.000 That's it.

00:26:02.000 Why does it sound like Paul Lynn?

00:26:04.000 I don't know.

00:26:09.000 D.L.

00:26:09.000 Hughley was already on.

00:26:09.000 Who else?

00:26:11.000 I gotta be honest with you.

00:26:12.000 I met him on a set of Tough Crowd and I liked him.

00:26:15.000 We liked each other because he liked the way I was pushing the racial... and I watched him do... funny, funny dude.

00:26:22.000 But then I look at him on X and he is insanely... He's a socialist.

00:26:26.000 Yeah, hardcore.

00:26:27.000 He's a hardcore socialist.

00:26:29.000 So who else is on besides before Kamala stinks up the place? 1.00

00:26:33.000 We got Gretchen Whitmer. 1.00

00:26:36.000 Oh, that yeast infection.

00:26:37.000 Adam Kinzinger.

00:26:38.000 Oh, girl! 0.93

00:26:42.000 A girl with nice boobies! 1.00

00:26:45.000 What's funny is it's like a completely tame, clean insult, but it cuts so much deeper. 0.59

00:26:50.000 I'm learning to do that more.

00:26:52.000 Oh, a girl!

00:26:53.000 I know you guys, a lot of people love banjo music, I realize that.

00:26:59.000 Pink! 1.00

00:26:59.000 Hey, look! 1.00

00:26:59.000 Oh, look at Pink! 1.00

00:27:01.000 She's working her traps, apparently.

00:27:03.000 Exactly, she looks like Bane.

00:27:04.000 She's got a neck on her like Brian Ehrlich. 0.99

00:27:09.000 Here's the part where she goes out and sings a song to young women that you're perfect just the way you are, which no young man has ever heard, ever, feminists, because we're told that in order to earn the love of a woman, because love for men is conditional, we better get our shit together. 0.99

00:27:23.000 So, you know, hey, if you're a woman you can just get teacher fat triceps and have a fauxhawk. 1.00

00:27:27.000 I love the fact she's called Pink and she's got a dick. 1.00

00:27:29.000 It's really a paradox. 1.00

00:27:31.000 Allegedly. 1.00

00:27:33.000 Alleged my ass. 1.00

00:27:34.000 She makes Michelle Obama look like a newborn. 1.00

00:27:38.000 True.

00:27:39.000 Her nickname in college was Nathan.

00:27:40.000 Is that a boy or a girl to the left?

00:27:41.000 I don't know.

00:27:42.000 They really do a good job of confusing you.

00:27:42.000 You know what?

00:27:44.000 I know!

00:27:45.000 You have no idea.

00:27:46.000 That's exactly what that's about.

00:27:48.000 I don't know, but that child is dead inside.

00:27:51.000 Oh, absolutely.

00:27:52.000 That would be a perfect Peter Pan back when...

00:27:54.000 ♪ Let's, uh, do you have the clip?

00:28:17.000 Here's one thing we did predict yesterday, because we went against the entire...

00:28:20.000 I want to make out with that boy.

00:28:21.000 The entire night.

00:28:22.000 And it was very difficult to fact check.

00:28:25.000 Nothing.

00:28:25.000 It was very difficult to fact check when there is nothing being spoken.

00:28:28.000 That's all we had to deal with yesterday.

00:28:30.000 He was a coach.

00:28:31.000 Hey, isn't that great?

00:28:32.000 Hey, hope. 1.00

00:28:33.000 Hey, joy. 0.89

00:28:34.000 Hey, vibes.

00:28:35.000 Nothing is what was spoken yesterday.

00:28:38.000 So we made the prediction that, and I think some of you on Mug Club may have made some bets.

00:28:44.000 Well, do you have it?

00:28:45.000 Let's just play what we said yesterday and I stand by it.

00:28:48.000 I think Kamala Harris, if I'm predicting it, if you can believe it, will propose less in policies. 0.61

00:28:54.000 How many people here want to bet she will not talk about the increase in unrealized capital gains taxes?

00:29:01.000 That's at the end of the night when I sounded like Harvey Fierstein.

00:29:03.000 I didn't raise my hand, but I do support.

00:29:05.000 I just want to be loved, is that so wrong?

00:29:07.000 Look, I'm still here for you.

00:29:09.000 I haven't taken a 60 day in 34 years.

00:29:14.000 What's on Trilogy?

00:29:15.000 It's actually pretty good.

00:29:17.000 Let's go through this.

00:29:18.000 So let's go through who Kamala Harris is, because this is important.

00:29:22.000 We'll get to the very specific proposed policies that she's given, and I don't think she's going to get into them tonight because they are wildly unpopular.

00:29:28.000 The fear of the unknown is worse than the known until the known is worse.

00:29:33.000 Like I talked about this yesterday, fear of the unknown is terrible until I broke my femur, shattered my kneecap, and I was like, well actually that's worse.

00:29:39.000 That's worse than my worst case scenario, I thought I'd sprained an ankle.

00:29:41.000 So, with Kamala Harris, she was saying, the fear of the unknown, I better get out there and answer a question.

00:29:47.000 She did it once, it went so badly, she went right back into hiding.

00:29:51.000 So understand that because...

00:29:53.000 Before we get into the very, very thin amount of policy, you need to see it through the prism of who Kamala Harris really is.

00:30:00.000 Kamala Harris is really, let's, four things, okay?

00:30:04.000 Number one, she's a radical, a radical leftist who of course enables criminality. 1.00

00:30:12.000 A big part of this conversation really is about reimagining how we do public safety in America.

00:30:19.000 Minneapolis today, with its charred remnants of last night's rioting.

00:30:24.000 The fury evident at every corner.

00:30:26.000 Now, Mayor Jacob Fry says to understand what happened Thursday night, They're not going to stop.

00:30:32.000 You need to go back 24 hours.

00:30:34.000 This is a movement, I'm telling you.

00:30:36.000 To the looting and protests in the area the night before.

00:30:39.000 They're not going to stop.

00:30:40.000 People are laughing, some people are videotaping.

00:30:42.000 They're not going to stop.

00:30:43.000 Just threw something on fire, Chris, a firecracker.

00:30:46.000 They're not going to stop.

00:30:47.000 Something got fired!

00:30:49.000 Oh no!

00:30:50.000 They're not going to stop before Election Day in November, and they're not going to stop after Election Day.

00:30:55.000 And of course, remember, she supported a fund to bail out rioters in Minnesota, some of whom went right on to commit violent crimes again.

00:31:03.000 And Noodles, let me know, I think they had some fact checks, so whatever they have that comes in really quickly, just feed it right to me, because I know that there's a lot of BS going on here.

00:31:12.000 Here's something else that you need to know about Kamala Harris.

00:31:13.000 So number one, she's a radical leftist who supports crime. 1.00

00:31:16.000 That's sort of the Americanized version.

00:31:18.000 Internationally, Kamala Harris, if you look at what she actually believes, and you look at GovTrack, This is why she was rated the most liberal senator in the United States, including Bernie Sanders.

00:31:27.000 She's an actual communist.

00:31:29.000 And what I mean by that is, she believes that the government should mandate and enforce outcomes.

00:31:35.000 So there's a big difference between inequality and equity.

00:31:38.000 And economic justice, then, we know, is our collective commitment to equity.

00:31:45.000 It's all about equity.

00:31:46.000 And whether or not we are truly committed to the principles of equity in every way that we as government and as a society Can enforce those important principles.

00:31:56.000 Because I believe, as you all do, that addressing gender equity and equality is essential.

00:32:05.000 Giving people the resources and the support they need so that everyone can be on equal footing.

00:32:12.000 To put equity firmly at the center of our economic policy.

00:32:19.000 The president, myself, The secretary and everyone in our administration are so dedicated to

00:32:26.000 A specific principle, which is that of equity.

00:32:29.000 If we think that by giving everyone an equal amount, we're going to achieve equal outcomes, it doesn't take into account, not everybody starts out on the same base.

00:32:39.000 So we have to address this in a way that is about giving resources based on equity, understanding that we fight for equality, but we also need to fight for equity, understanding not everyone starts out at the same place.

00:32:51.000 This is a fight!

00:32:53.000 That is a civil rights fight, a human rights fight.

00:32:56.000 This is about equity.

00:32:57.000 equitable treatment means we are...

00:32:59.000 No, it's just he was a space guy.

00:33:01.000 No, it's just he was a space guy.

00:33:23.000 Yeah, I know.

00:33:25.000 Space Shuttle Commander.

00:33:26.000 Yes.

00:33:26.000 Was he an actual commander or did he appropriate the title?

00:33:29.000 Is it Stolen Valor for Space?

00:33:30.000 I don't know if it's the same thing.

00:33:31.000 You notice when Kamala's talking about the tenets of socialism or communism, she never screws up?

00:33:37.000 Right.

00:33:38.000 No words.

00:33:38.000 She doesn't need, yeah, she can go off and find a way.

00:33:40.000 Right on the money. When we all...

00:33:41.000 It's a good one.

00:34:02.000 I didn't even know that!

00:34:03.000 Who knew? 0.95

00:34:04.000 Take your semen pills and put your helmet on! 0.85

00:34:08.000 Somebody's been up right. 0.96

00:34:09.000 I'm sorry.

00:34:10.000 So look, we do have some breaking information.

00:34:14.000 We do!

00:34:15.000 They think that there are some excerpts that have been leaked from Kamala Harris' speech.

00:34:19.000 Yes.

00:34:20.000 Do we have a transcript?

00:34:21.000 Does it read...

00:34:26.000 Oh, that's Walters.

00:34:27.000 Yes, that's Walters.

00:34:29.000 So here, pull that up really quickly.

00:34:30.000 So there's a few things that are in here.

00:34:32.000 Let me give you just two bullet points and then I'm going to give you a follow-up.

00:34:35.000 One is we know what a second Trump term would look like.

00:34:38.000 It's all laid out in Project 2025.

00:34:40.000 So that boring old line.

00:34:42.000 No, not a boring old line.

00:34:43.000 The lie.

00:34:44.000 It's a lie to the American public.

00:34:46.000 It's a boring old line there.

00:34:48.000 Every single one of these people have said it.

00:34:50.000 But they want to repeat the lie enough and then they accuse Donald Trump of lying.

00:34:53.000 It is a lie.

00:34:53.000 It's a flat-out lie.

00:34:54.000 Even CNN had to say it once. 0.54

00:34:55.000 They're very lazy.

00:34:57.000 Even when Snopes debunked something, they come back with it an hour later.

00:35:00.000 Daniel Dayle had to come out and say that wasn't true.

00:35:03.000 Biden came out and said that Donald Trump praised neo-Nazis as very fine people.

00:35:06.000 He said it this week.

00:35:07.000 I know, I know. 0.82

00:35:08.000 And they're like lazy.

00:35:11.000 You have to be able to adjust on the fly when it comes to life.

00:35:14.000 Well, here's point number two.

00:35:16.000 Consider the power he will have, especially after the United States Supreme Court just ruled he would be immune from criminal prosecution.

00:35:22.000 That's actually not true.

00:35:24.000 We have the fact check here.

00:35:26.000 SCOTUS did not grant Trump immunity from any prosecution just for official acts.

00:35:32.000 They didn't give details on what those official acts are.

00:35:32.000 As President.

00:35:34.000 And by the way, they didn't give him that immunity.

00:35:35.000 They recognized Otherwise, presidential immunity, which has already always existed.

00:35:39.000 Otherwise, Barack Obama would be dead.

00:35:42.000 He would have faced the death penalty for all the drone strikes.

00:35:46.000 And by the way, I'm not saying that he should be.

00:35:48.000 I'm saying that you need to be able to make executive decisions.

00:35:51.000 The Supreme Court did not create a right.

00:35:53.000 They recognize the right of presidential immunity.

00:35:55.000 It's the same thing that these people say when they're talking about qualified immunity with police officers.

00:36:00.000 No, it doesn't protect you from criminal acts. 0.96

00:36:02.000 It protects you from civil litigation because someone high on PCP got smacked around when you pulled them over for a speeding ticket and they punched you in the balls. 0.97

00:36:09.000 That's what it is. 0.87

00:36:10.000 They lie about these things. 1.00

00:36:11.000 There is no more they're ignorant. 0.97

00:36:13.000 There is no more we have different views for America. 0.95

00:36:15.000 They fundamentally want to view a non-America.

00:36:19.000 They want to look out their front porch and see a place that is not the United States of America.

00:36:24.000 That's the truth.

00:36:26.000 There is no common ground.

00:36:27.000 You guys can comment if you agree, and I'm the guy who just changed my mind on black and white and the gray issues, but you know what?

00:36:31.000 Hey, I'll talk with anyone.

00:36:33.000 I'll let them know where I disagree.

00:36:34.000 There's no virtue in finding common ground on a lie.

00:36:37.000 Yeah, so one of the other things, they're going to claim that Trump is the one who is divisive, right?

00:36:42.000 Not the Democrats.

00:36:43.000 Ah, yes, yes.

00:36:45.000 We've got, I think we have the clip here of this.

00:36:47.000 I couldn't believe it when this happened.

00:36:48.000 Biden said Trump and MAGA Republicans are a clear and present danger to democracy and did it with this background.

00:36:55.000 Has called Trump and the extreme MAGA Republicans, quote, a clear and present danger to our democracy.

00:37:04.000 That's the Harris administration.

00:37:05.000 We're just gonna say Harris administration because we all know Biden was not running the show.

00:37:09.000 He hasn't been doing much of running anything lately, including his own mouth.

00:37:13.000 He absolutely looked like Stalinist Hitler-esque.

00:37:17.000 It was one of those things where you're like, Who chose this background?

00:37:21.000 I thought Oliver Stone was directing it.

00:37:23.000 Well actually, but did you see, I think at that time, I can't remember if you remember.

00:37:27.000 Speaking of divisive, show me where you see this at Trump rallies.

00:37:32.000 just outside of the DNC people were asking folks, drivers by to honk to execute Trump.

00:38:00.000 By the way, am I offended?

00:38:03.000 No, but that's exactly what they claim Trump supporters were doing with their midget noose for Mike Pence.

00:38:08.000 Yeah.

00:38:09.000 On January 6th. 0.97

00:38:11.000 It's just someone saying like, I don't like him, execute him. 1.00

00:38:12.000 I think it's stupid. 1.00

00:38:14.000 I think it's immature. 1.00

00:38:16.000 But they're the people.

00:38:17.000 They're the party of divisive.

00:38:18.000 And you can thank Barack Obama for that.

00:38:20.000 Oh, we got Leon Panetta up here.

00:38:21.000 I know, they're still digging him up.

00:38:23.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:38:24.000 I've got a couple of other things.

00:38:25.000 And the biopic will be played by George Segal.

00:38:27.000 I thought he was a good guy when Reagan was around.

00:38:28.000 You'll like this.

00:38:29.000 What?

00:38:30.000 So, let me just set this up for you, and this is not part of this clip, but it involves Al Sharpton, so get ready.

00:38:35.000 Apparently mispronouncing Kamala Harris' name as Representative Manchin. 0.97

00:38:40.000 The bitch said she was 18 at the time! 1.00

00:38:43.000 Well, almost. 1.00

00:38:46.000 Yes you did!

00:38:47.000 It's racist to mispronounce her name, but when this guy does it, I guess it's okay? 0.96

00:38:53.000 How do you mispronounce twat? 0.97

00:38:57.000 Kamala Harris!

00:39:00.000 Kamala! 0.87

00:39:09.000 a box of Chesterfiffs all rolled into one. It's alright I never said that. I never said that.

00:39:20.000 Let's look right now at Leon Panita. What I said was...

00:39:27.000 That's what our warriors do.

00:39:30.000 That's what our warriors do. He looks the same. Our warriors need a tough...

00:39:37.000 I can't wait until RFK is the CIA director.

00:39:38.000 Wasn't this guy kind of moderate? 0.96

00:39:41.000 our democracy from tyrants I can't wait until RFK is the CIA director screw you 1.00

00:39:48.000 screw you screw you you can laugh my family screw you you guys are all fired 1.00

00:39:52.000 wasn't this kind of moderate I'm just gonna inject you with the mRNA vaccine 1.00

00:39:57.000 25 times see what happens 28 days later yeah I got a little on the Senate

00:40:07.000 intelligence committee and his vice president.

00:40:11.000 She worked with more than 150 world leaders.

00:40:15.000 I thought they were going to say men.

00:40:17.000 She's looked our allies in the eye and said America has your back.

00:40:24.000 No, they're on hers.

00:40:26.000 Trump would abandon our allies and isolate America.

00:40:31.000 Wrong.

00:40:33.000 In the 1930s.

00:40:34.000 That's an outright lie.

00:40:36.000 Hold on a second.

00:40:37.000 We tried it.

00:40:38.000 We tried it for four years under Donald Trump and we had no new foreign conflicts, by the way.

00:40:43.000 And Russia didn't act up.

00:40:44.000 And Iran didn't act up. 0.77

00:40:45.000 And North Korea didn't act up.

00:40:47.000 But you got mad because he actually spoke with them.

00:40:49.000 Think about this for a second. 1.00

00:40:50.000 Donald Trump is the first leader, yes, I get it, to step across that stupid South Korea, North Korea line. 1.00

00:40:55.000 You know what else he did? 1.00

00:40:56.000 He said. 0.86

00:40:57.000 He said that Kim Jong Un was fat.

00:41:01.000 Kay? 0.76

00:41:02.000 He does both!

00:41:03.000 He keeps them on their toes!

00:41:04.000 That's right.

00:41:05.000 By the way, there's a difference between being isolationist and not doing anything in the rest of the world, and not getting into new wars because you are good enough to keep yourself out of them, and also kill the second person in command of a country when you get out of them.

00:41:17.000 Do you notice these people who are in positions where they're highly specialized?

00:41:21.000 They're always... It's kind of like someone in IT who's always going to tell you you have to solve something in this super thoroughly technical manner.

00:41:28.000 You're like, why don't I just unplug it and plug it back in?

00:41:29.000 Like, I guess you could do that, and it starts working.

00:41:31.000 This guy, every solution involves more foreign intervention. 0.92

00:41:34.000 Just like with Anthony Fauci, every single solution involved more kickbacks to Big Pharma, involved more control to the CDC.

00:41:40.000 They never tell you, hey, hey, look, we get things wrong a whole lot.

00:41:44.000 Hey, I'm Leon Panetta, and guess what?

00:41:46.000 Have you guys seen what we've done internationally?

00:41:48.000 You see the Iran deal?

00:41:49.000 Not our best!

00:41:50.000 You see what happened with Iraq? 0.99

00:41:51.000 Okay, look, not our finest moment.

00:41:53.000 Did Anthony Fauci ever say, sure, I said people could get AIDS through cereal boxes in the same house as their parents?

00:41:59.000 You know what?

00:42:00.000 I screwed up. 0.95

00:42:00.000 Turns out that it was only communicable in gay bathhouses, which I was attending all the time. 0.95

00:42:05.000 Instead, they just tell you, no, it's the next thing.

00:42:06.000 Give us more control.

00:42:08.000 These people cannot tell you, hey, hold on a second, I no longer justify my job.

00:42:14.000 They'll never tell you that.

00:42:15.000 And we like to think because they work in the military, they're somehow altruistic.

00:42:19.000 No, no, I'm sorry.

00:42:20.000 The soldiers who sign up, the people who want to go out there and be Marines and fight for their country, that's a very different person from someone who has been a career, a career military pencil pusher.

00:42:30.000 I would like to try isolationism.

00:42:33.000 Yes, I would.

00:42:34.000 I would like to try.

00:42:35.000 You just say to the rest of the world, you need us still more than we need you for business purposes, right?

00:42:39.000 Yes.

00:42:40.000 We'll do business with you.

00:42:41.000 That's it. That's where I write.

00:42:43.000 🎵 Ha ha ha! I don't like that one.

00:43:02.000 That's over the top.

00:43:03.000 No, stop it, really?

00:43:05.000 Look, now the giddy gets sensitive.

00:43:08.000 By the way, under Donald Trump, NATO spent $50 billion more on their own defense.

00:43:12.000 He was just making sure they spent money on their own defense.

00:43:15.000 And also, one of the only countries out there that wanted us to actually have Donald Trump as president.

00:43:19.000 The one that depends on us for defense, Taiwan! 0.99

00:43:22.000 Yeah.

00:43:23.000 In 2020, they wanted Donald Trump to be president.

00:43:26.000 Because look, when it comes to Taiwan, we still need their chips.

00:43:29.000 Bet you can't eat just one.

00:43:32.000 Not those chips, Steven.

00:43:35.000 That's not what Mark Messier said.

00:43:37.000 Whatever.

00:43:38.000 By the way, really quickly, we do have... Since we did have Kamala's name mispronounced, it's not the first time that this has happened to a good reverend.

00:43:49.000 Tim, you have a Reverend Al Sharpton.

00:43:51.000 No I don't.

00:43:52.000 Mother... I told you two to stop copying my schtick with the screwing up all the time! 1.00

00:44:00.000 Mr. O'Reilly, what a fair word!

00:44:02.000 Noodles?

00:44:03.000 It's pronounced noodles!

00:44:06.000 Thanks for confirming I had it before setting it up.

00:44:08.000 That's how we do things, I guess.

00:44:10.000 And then Noodles looked at you and I'm like, nah, he's... Gerald, you will make a god-awful lawyer because you ask nothing but questions you do not know the answer to!

00:44:20.000 Did you order the Code Red? 1.00

00:44:22.000 Are you in fact a retard? 0.99

00:44:27.000 We have like a six minute montage. 0.99

00:44:29.000 I just don't know if we want to... You don't want to laugh?

00:44:31.000 You don't want to have a good time?

00:44:33.000 What do you mean?

00:44:34.000 I'm talking about the montage of Kamala Harris.

00:44:36.000 No, no, no.

00:44:36.000 I have Al Sharpton first.

00:44:37.000 I want to have a good time first before I go to Kamala Harris.

00:44:39.000 Him with the prompter?

00:44:39.000 You've seen this, right?

00:44:40.000 Al Sharpton?

00:44:41.000 A long time ago, right?

00:44:41.000 Yeah.

00:44:42.000 Yeah, but you know what?

00:44:43.000 Let's revisit it.

00:44:43.000 I know.

00:44:44.000 I love black literature.

00:44:48.000 No, do you have a montage about Sharpton's corrupts?

00:44:51.000 I just don't have it.

00:44:51.000 I do not.

00:44:55.000 They will often say that one in glass houses should not be throwing stonies.

00:45:03.000 Who's this?

00:45:04.000 You had it.

00:45:05.000 Who's this guy?

00:45:05.000 I never said that.

00:45:06.000 Who's this chump? 1.00

00:45:07.000 Have more wine, Gerald. 0.99

00:45:08.000 Emasculated.

00:45:10.000 Rep Ruben Gallego?

00:45:12.000 Oh, that's uh... Is that the Arizona guy?

00:45:14.000 Yeah.

00:45:14.000 They're really bringing out Arizona because they're losing Latinos very fast.

00:45:17.000 Gallego.

00:45:18.000 I think they said Gallego, no?

00:45:19.000 I'm even prouder to be a Marine.

00:45:22.000 Rah! 0.97

00:45:23.000 Rah.

00:45:24.000 That's what you said when you got in the shower with him.

00:45:27.000 My mom raised us alone.

00:45:29.000 On a secretary's salary.

00:45:30.000 Cause your dad hated you for a reason.

00:45:31.000 I slept on the floor.

00:45:33.000 I worked every job I could.

00:45:35.000 Including hand and blow.

00:45:36.000 Making pizzas.

00:45:39.000 I made it to Harvard with no money or connections.

00:45:42.000 What'd you do?

00:45:43.000 How'd you do it then?

00:45:45.000 Other kids were happy because they were at Harvard.

00:45:49.000 I was happy because I finally had a mattress.

00:45:52.000 Wait a minute, it was bad J.D.

00:45:53.000 Vance went to Yale then.

00:45:54.000 Yeah.

00:45:55.000 I enlisted.

00:45:57.000 No one went to Yale.

00:45:58.000 He's the original J.D.

00:46:00.000 Vance's guy. 0.61

00:46:01.000 It's like bizarro world gay Vance. 0.99

00:46:01.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:46:05.000 The background looks like green screen, right?

00:46:07.000 I kind of like it, right?

00:46:09.000 It's kind of like my show.

00:46:10.000 It looks like it's running red with the blood of the innocent.

00:46:13.000 You guys see my new set?

00:46:14.000 You haven't seen it, have you?

00:46:15.000 No, is it like the gates of hell?

00:46:16.000 Fire and brimstone?

00:46:19.000 You just kick somebody in there every once in a while?

00:46:22.000 We watch Nick DiPaolo's show, then we burn!

00:46:29.000 No idea what you're talking about.

00:46:30.000 Adam Sandler in the Norm Macdonald film.

00:46:33.000 We have a six minute montage of Kamala Harris. 0.86

00:46:37.000 You know what, here's the thing.

00:46:37.000 Do we have it?

00:46:39.000 I'm just kidding.

00:46:40.000 Yes, you do have that.

00:46:41.000 So I told you, she's a radical leftist who supports crime. 0.99

00:46:44.000 She's a communist, we know that.

00:46:45.000 And here's something else that you really need to know about Kamala Harris, which will get us through the policy, is she is extremely unlikable. 1.00

00:46:52.000 And she is very, very slow on her feet.

00:46:56.000 Which is why we've gone 32 days without a genuine interview.

00:47:00.000 But believe your lion eyes and ears.

00:47:02.000 I am Kamala Harris.

00:47:03.000 My pronouns are she and her.

00:47:05.000 I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit.

00:47:08.000 I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been.

00:47:12.000 And understands the strength that rests in understanding the significance of diplomacy.

00:47:19.000 How dare we speak Merry Christmas!

00:47:21.000 Happy Kwanzaa from our family to yours.

00:47:25.000 How dare we?

00:47:26.000 I know how to make a mean pot of greens.

00:47:28.000 In fact, people used to ask me to make greens for them for Christmas.

00:47:31.000 You know, I think that there's a duality to the nature of democracy.

00:47:35.000 It's on your laptop and it's then therefore up here in this cloud that exists above us, right?

00:47:44.000 That's on top of everything else that we know and don't know yet based on what we've just been able to see and because we've seen it or not doesn't mean it hasn't happened.

00:47:52.000 When it's Intact?

00:47:55.000 Oh, it's so strong.

00:47:57.000 And when we talk about the children of the community, they are the children of the community. 0.99

00:48:02.000 There's a balance to be struck between being tough and being a bitch. 1.00

00:48:12.000 So strong in its nature. 0.99

00:48:15.000 And it's very fragile.

00:48:18.000 What can be unburdened by what has been.

00:48:23.000 There is this wonderful word that has a great meaning and it's called hypothesis.

00:48:28.000 I love Venn diagrams.

00:48:30.000 It's just something about those three circles.

00:48:32.000 The work that we have begun is the work that is going to be ongoing.

00:48:37.000 But there will be no pride associated with the hypothesis, because after all, it was a hypothesis.

00:48:44.000 So I am committed to ensuring that we engage in an active way on the root causes, on addressing the cause and effect.

00:48:52.000 What can be unburdened by what has been.

00:48:56.000 I'm pointing to the direction of what I believe is the Capitol.

00:49:01.000 All right, that actually goes on for six minutes, but we decided... Too much.

00:49:05.000 Can't you see he's had enough?

00:49:07.000 Small doses, Steven.

00:49:08.000 emotional damage. What the hell was that? I put my picture up in that one. Someone I have reconciled, okay, during

00:49:17.000 that clip. Something came out from Donald Trump?

00:49:20.000 We do have a post from Donald Trump.

00:49:24.000 He made, in a lot of people's opinion, a blunder by going after Brian Kemp.

00:49:28.000 It looks like maybe there's a little bit of love here.

00:49:30.000 Let's see if we can bring it up on the screen big enough for Stephen to be able to read there.

00:49:33.000 Thank you to hashtag BrianKempGA, that's how you say in social Brian Kemp Georgia, for all your help and support in Georgia where a win is so important to the success of our party and more importantly our country, right?

00:49:47.000 That's what it is, it's our country.

00:49:49.000 I look forward to working with you and your team and all of my friends in Georgia to help make America great again!

00:49:59.000 He did all caps.

00:50:00.000 Why'd he put that out?

00:50:02.000 Because he's the governor of Georgia and they've been sideways for a while.

00:50:02.000 That's huge.

00:50:05.000 No, I understand that, but why the timing now?

00:50:07.000 Is he gonna be there or what?

00:50:08.000 I don't know, but I know that Georgia is incredibly important for Donald Trump to win.

00:50:11.000 I live there, I understand that.

00:50:12.000 And to go after a very popular governor in that state was a mistake.

00:50:17.000 I know.

00:50:17.000 And so doing this is him actually showing the rest of us that he does want to win and not just be right.

00:50:22.000 He did go after Kemp, but he went...

00:50:25.000 Harder after Raftisberg of the Secretariat.

00:50:27.000 He definitely did.

00:50:28.000 I'm talking about very, very quickly.

00:50:29.000 Right now we do, I think, have Whitmer coming up.

00:50:31.000 I only did it, look, I only did it because people tell me that the devil went down there and I don't like, I'm not a fan of the devil, frankly not.

00:50:40.000 Right.

00:50:41.000 Let's see what Governor Whitmer has to say, who is the worst woman in the United States of America. 1.00

00:50:47.000 Fake kidnapping plot, this woman, and the person who was involved with it tried to sting me, Jason Chambers.

00:50:51.000 We've talked about him.

00:50:52.000 Let's go. 1.00

00:50:53.000 Another waste of tits. 1.00

00:50:55.000 I'm Governor Gretchen Whitmer. 0.99

00:51:02.000 Thank you.

00:51:05.000 In Lansing, they call me Governor.

00:51:08.000 But in Detroit, they call me Big Gretch.

00:51:13.000 Call you what?

00:51:14.000 Big Gretch?

00:51:15.000 Big Stretch.

00:51:16.000 Big Stretch, exactly.

00:51:17.000 Donald Trump called me that woman from Michigan.

00:51:23.000 As an insult.

00:51:23.000 You're lucky.

00:51:26.000 Yeah, dust your shoulders off, just like Eminem who you tried to imitate yesterday.

00:51:33.000 Don't do this!

00:51:33.000 It's this big!

00:51:34.000 It's this big!

00:51:36.000 Like women across America, we just GSD. 1.00

00:51:41.000 Get some!

00:51:43.000 Stuffed.

00:51:45.000 Done.

00:51:45.000 Well, that's because you have no GDP.

00:51:47.000 Yet men still run the planet. 1.00

00:51:49.000 It's un-fuckin'-real. 0.99

00:51:50.000 At 29, I joined the sandwich generation. 1.00

00:51:53.000 Stick that in your pipe, you witch. 1.00

00:51:54.000 Sandwiched between working and raising my newborn and caring for my mom, who was dying from brain cancer. 0.97

00:52:03.000 But not extraordinary.

00:52:05.000 It's life.

00:52:07.000 Those nights were memorable.

00:52:09.000 Who was fighting for them?

00:52:11.000 The people just trying to be better.

00:52:13.000 I'm going to continue laughing at this later, but I want to hear the lies she tells.

00:52:15.000 Kamala Harris knows who she's fighting for too.

00:52:17.000 Yeah.

00:52:19.000 fighting for too.

00:52:23.000 Yeah, with a pillow when she was asleep.

00:52:24.000 I took care of your mom last week.

00:52:27.000 Oh, that sounds nice.

00:52:28.000 How you gonna do it?

00:52:29.000 Not just the college?

00:52:30.000 Did you sleep your way to the top too?

00:52:31.000 Lower the cost of health care and elder care for every family. Oh, that sounds nice. How you gonna do it?

00:52:37.000 Not just the college lived a life like ours She knows us

00:52:44.000 Did you sleep your way to the top doesn't know you at all?

00:52:47.000 Bad-looking you think he understands that when your car breaks down you can't get to work

00:52:53.000 work.

00:52:55.000 No!

00:52:55.000 How about the fact that people couldn't get to work because you shut down the entire state while you had your husband call the local doc, and I know the guy who he asked to lower it.

00:53:03.000 You think he's ever had to take items out of the cart before checking out?

00:53:08.000 Have you?

00:53:09.000 Well, she takes items out of everyone else's cart. 0.98

00:53:10.000 No, you think he's ever been to a grocery store?

00:53:12.000 Have you?

00:53:16.000 That's what the chauffeur is for.

00:53:18.000 Oh, good one.

00:53:20.000 So, we now know our theme.

00:53:21.000 Yesterday, they hate people who go to Yale, and they hate successful people.

00:53:26.000 She is us.

00:53:33.000 What?

00:53:34.000 If you say her name three times, will your heart scream, I am Legion?

00:53:37.000 What happened?

00:53:38.000 Their feed cut out.

00:53:39.000 That's CNN's feed?

00:53:40.000 Yep, CNN's feed cut out.

00:53:41.000 That's probably because her tongue shot out like venom. 1.00

00:53:45.000 They have it on a delay.

00:53:47.000 Do we need to go to another feed?

00:53:48.000 Yeah, we're gonna search for another feed.

00:53:50.000 Is it us or is it CNN?

00:53:52.000 It's CNN.

00:53:52.000 Alright guys, we're going to go to another feed.

00:53:55.000 Right now Anderson Cooper is going, OH MY GOD IT'S DEFECTIVE!

00:53:59.000 He stepped on a cord.

00:54:00.000 Probably because his boyfriend knocked the cord out.

00:54:02.000 Yeah, he was whipping his boyfriend with a cord.

00:54:04.000 Let me unplug this.

00:54:07.000 Go to the Weather Channel, I'm very curious.

00:54:07.000 Whoopsie!

00:54:14.000 We're missing Whitmer!

00:54:15.000 Oh, there you go.

00:54:16.000 Right there.

00:54:16.000 ABC.

00:54:17.000 And we'll go back to CNN.

00:54:20.000 James Brown's here again tonight.

00:54:24.000 Mar-a-Lago?

00:54:26.000 That's racist, lady. 1.00

00:54:28.000 It's Mar-a-Lago.

00:54:29.000 I know.

00:54:31.000 In a crisis, we need someone strong enough to come up with a plan.

00:54:36.000 Yeah, like someone like you where there was over 8,000 listed nursing home deaths because during COVID you sent young sick patients into nursing homes in order to try and hide the deaths because you thought, you know what, the old people are going to die anyway. 0.52

00:54:47.000 Why wouldn't we choose the leader who's tough?

00:54:51.000 She can't sell it.

00:54:54.000 By the way, you know the guy who was punching the guy in the face, the video that we saw?

00:54:59.000 That guy got off.

00:55:00.000 Charge is dismissed.

00:55:01.000 Yeah, because it's Michigan.

00:55:02.000 Can you tell, though, she's not selling this.

00:55:05.000 No, she's not.

00:55:07.000 Women can't talk nice about other women, especially when it comes down to the presidency that they both want. 1.00

00:55:12.000 She's faking it.

00:55:13.000 She's got a smile on her face.

00:55:14.000 There is no sincere juice behind this. 1.00

00:55:17.000 Oh no, bring them tits back! 1.00

00:55:17.000 Is she done? 1.00

00:55:24.000 If you'll excuse me, my stockings have to go roll up under a house.

00:55:27.000 Why are the Democrats the party of 15 minute speeches for the best people out there? 0.99

00:55:32.000 Because they realize the average American has the attention span of a retarded gnat. 1.00

00:55:37.000 I hope that when she walks out a bunch of trees throw apples at her. 0.98

00:55:41.000 Who's this?

00:55:43.000 That's Yvonne Longoria.

00:55:45.000 Is it?

00:55:46.000 Yeah, talk about a vapid poof. 1.00

00:55:48.000 Yeah.

00:55:48.000 Can we go back to CNN and see if they've gotten her?

00:55:50.000 Yeah, let's see what CNN has to say.

00:55:52.000 By the way, Governor Whitmer, she was, when people say, she's been still talking about this, that I was the subject of a kidnapping plot.

00:55:58.000 Oh, whatever.

00:55:59.000 Twelve! 0.52

00:56:00.000 FBI and other undercover agents tried to entrap five defendants.

00:56:03.000 So it was twelve agents and five defendants, and the plan to kidnap came from the defendants.

00:56:08.000 One of them was a guy named Jason Chambers.

00:56:11.000 J-A-Y-S-O-N Chambers. 1.00

00:56:13.000 And he actually, we knew him.

00:56:15.000 When we stung Antifa, he was the person to whom the evidence was handed over.

00:56:19.000 Nothing happened with Antifa in Utah when they tried to stab Ben Shapiro with an ice pick.

00:56:23.000 And he actually tried to sting us.

00:56:26.000 He actually tried to offer me body armor that was not legal for civilian use because I was speaking at Lansing about the COVID death toll with Governor Whitmer.

00:56:34.000 And he said, you know what?

00:56:34.000 You should use this.

00:56:35.000 This is better.

00:56:35.000 I said, well, what'll happen if I get caught using that?

00:56:37.000 He said, well, it's a felony.

00:56:39.000 I said, well, you know what?

00:56:39.000 I'll just buy, at that point, from Spartan Armor.

00:56:41.000 I'll just use the stuff from a sponsor.

00:56:43.000 It doesn't seem like your stuff is that much better anyway.

00:56:45.000 If I would have done that, I would have been in jail from the same guy, FBI agent Jason Chambers, who was involved with the fake kidnapping plot, Governor Whitmer.

00:56:53.000 Just so you know, the kind of target That Donald Trump has on his back that any of us who are making an impact have on our back.

00:56:58.000 And please do consider supporting us because we're funded by viewers like you.

00:57:02.000 Mug Club, click that button. 0.73

00:57:03.000 Comrade Kamala, $15 off.

00:57:05.000 Let's hear what Ava Longoria has to say.

00:57:07.000 I'm just kidding.

00:57:08.000 I don't know what to do now.

00:57:12.000 Are you serious?

00:57:14.000 She does look good, though.

00:57:15.000 She always looks good, but she's not relevant anymore.

00:57:17.000 She wasn't relevant when she was a hit.

00:57:21.000 She is so West Coast vapid. 0.94

00:57:26.000 Is she introducing Kamala Harris?

00:57:27.000 Because here's one thing, yesterday Tim Walz went up I believe after 11 o'clock Eastern for 16 minutes.

00:57:35.000 can so we're gonna say she's sippin' with it. 1.00

00:57:40.000 Is she introducing Kamala Harris?

00:57:43.000 Because here's one thing, yesterday Tim Walz went up I believe after 11 o'clock Eastern

00:57:48.000 for 16 minutes.

00:57:50.000 That's not what you do with a star.

00:57:53.000 And the later they go up, the less faith the people have in them.

00:57:57.000 Let me go through the proposals here, by the way.

00:57:59.000 Real quickly, can I just say one thing?

00:58:01.000 CNN brought this up last night and they were saying, you don't have enough Hispanic people.

00:58:05.000 And then today, Eva Longoria comes out.

00:58:07.000 I didn't see her on the list earlier.

00:58:10.000 I mean, was this a late addition?

00:58:12.000 I don't think so.

00:58:13.000 I have no idea.

00:58:15.000 They had Ana Navarro yesterday.

00:58:16.000 But her whole entire speech was just, I used to be a Republican!

00:58:20.000 Hey, De Palo!

00:58:21.000 You still think I'm fat? 1.00

00:58:22.000 Eat your heart out, you filthy wop! 1.00

00:58:24.000 And she just repeated that over and over again. 1.00

00:58:28.000 They're gonna roll out Freddie Prince Jr.' 's corpse.

00:58:33.000 Followed by Ricky Ricciardo and uh... Ha!

00:58:36.000 Ha! 0.89

00:58:36.000 Kamalua! 0.89

00:58:38.000 Kamalua! 1.00

00:58:40.000 I'm home from the club, you whore! 1.00

00:58:45.000 Um, so let me go through the actual policy proposals because there are not many from Kamala Harris so that, you know, she won't be getting into these tonight. 0.98

00:58:52.000 Okay, let's go through the worst one.

00:58:55.000 She will not mention this tonight.

00:58:56.000 The unrealized capital gains tax.

00:58:58.000 So let me explain this to you.

00:58:59.000 Did you buy a home?

00:59:00.000 And she says it'll only be on people making I believe Thank you, thank you

00:59:22.000 I'm Adam Kinzinger and I am proud to be in the trenches with you as part of this sometimes awkward alliance that we have to defend truth Defend democracy and decency.

00:59:39.000 Really?

00:59:39.000 Democracy?

00:59:40.000 How many votes did Kamala get during the primary? 0.99

00:59:42.000 I was drawn to the party of Ronald Reagan, to his vision of a strong America, the shining city on a hill.

00:59:50.000 I was a Republican for 12 years in Congress, and I still hold on to the label.

00:59:55.000 I never thought I'd be here, but listen, you never thought you'd see me here, did you?

01:00:01.000 Yeah, we did.

01:00:03.000 Yeah, we did.

01:00:05.000 I thought I'd seen her sit in a Russian bathhouse, but yes. 1.00

01:00:07.000 You're politically confused, dude. 0.99

01:00:09.000 You're like a transgender. 1.00

01:00:10.000 Yep. 0.98

01:00:10.000 Only you're politically confused. 0.98

01:00:12.000 The Democrats are as patriotic as us.

01:00:16.000 Really? 1.00

01:00:17.000 You are a sucker. 1.00

01:00:19.000 Even though they want open borders and amnesty for people who hate America. 1.00

01:00:22.000 They love this country just as much as we do.

01:00:24.000 By the way, this guy used to work, fact check me on this, he used to work with faith-based organizations.

01:00:28.000 He came from a Christian background.

01:00:29.000 How do you justify abortion all the way up until and including birth, no restrictions like Tim Walz and Kamala Harris want?

01:00:35.000 Fact check me on that.

01:00:36.000 He comes from the Christian background.

01:00:37.000 He's so Christian that he can't vote for Donald Trump. 0.98

01:00:40.000 They replaced Kim Cheadle with Don Cheadle, you see what I mean?

01:00:42.000 To defend American values at home and abroad as we conservatives have ever been.

01:00:42.000 Yes.

01:00:47.000 You are abroad.

01:00:51.000 I was relieved to discover that because I've learned something about my party too.

01:00:57.000 Something I couldn't ignore.

01:01:00.000 The Republican Party is no longer conservative.

01:01:05.000 It has switched its allegiance from the principles that gave it purpose to a man whose only purpose is himself. 0.98

01:01:17.000 Donald Trump is a weak man pretending to be strong.

01:01:24.000 Says the guy who had to tuck tail and run from his party because he couldn't win an election so he shows up at the DNC so he can get a few book sales. 0.97

01:01:31.000 He's gonna tell someone else that they're a weak man?

01:01:34.000 Talking about a guy who they're trying to jail and shot once but he's a weak man.

01:01:39.000 He's a perpetrator who can't stop playing the victim.

01:01:42.000 He puts on quite a show, but there is no real strength there.

01:01:52.000 He plays the victim? 0.99

01:01:53.000 He was shot, dummy! 0.99

01:01:55.000 And he got up and said, fight! 1.00

01:01:58.000 It's in protecting your family.

01:02:00.000 It's in standing up for our Constitution and our democracy.

01:02:04.000 That, that is the soul of being a conservative.

01:02:08.000 It used to be the soul of being a Republican.

01:02:11.000 But Donald Trump has suffocated the soul of the Republican Party.

01:02:17.000 How?

01:02:18.000 So hold on a second.

01:02:19.000 You want to raise us to the highest corporate tax rate in the industrialized world.

01:02:23.000 You want to transition children, abortion up until and including birth, amnesty for any and all illegals. 0.99

01:02:28.000 You want a $25,000 theft, down payment on a house.

01:02:30.000 You want big bailouts for big banks, for big Wall Street.

01:02:33.000 What else do we have?

01:02:34.000 What else do we have?

01:02:35.000 Democracy was frayed by the events of January 6th, as Donald Trump's deceit and dishonor led to a siege on the United States Capitol.

01:02:45.000 You know what's so wrong about this?

01:02:47.000 This guy, who's former military, he knows what a siege looks like.

01:02:51.000 And it's not a bunch of people with face paint and funny hats being invited into the people's house.

01:02:55.000 He's not even get that good response, by the way.

01:02:57.000 No, he's not.

01:02:58.000 And he shouldn't.

01:03:01.000 Right, they see him as two-faced.

01:03:03.000 He thought the election was stolen and he went out without a party.

01:03:06.000 How can a party claim to be patriotic if it idolizes a man who tried to overthrow a free and fair election?

01:03:15.000 What if, what if it wasn't a free and fair election and people were not being represented by the folks they elected?

01:03:22.000 It's almost like actually fighting that is the most American thing you could do.

01:03:26.000 Yes.

01:03:27.000 And it retreats.

01:03:29.000 It equivocates.

01:03:31.000 It nominates a man who is weirdly obsessed with Putin. 1.00

01:03:36.000 Boy, you fuckin' old moves. 0.99

01:03:38.000 And his running mate who said, quote, I don't care what happens in Ukraine. 0.99

01:03:43.000 We don't.

01:03:45.000 And nobody does.

01:03:48.000 Hey, don't you love that the entire Democratic Convention now loves foreign wars?

01:03:52.000 COAT PINK!

01:03:53.000 COAT PINK! 1.00

01:03:54.000 Olly olly oxen free, bitches! 1.00

01:03:56.000 ...served in World War II. 0.99

01:03:57.000 Who believed in a cause bigger than himself, and he risked his life for it, behind enemy lines.

01:04:04.000 To preserve American democracy, his generation found the courage to face down armies.

01:04:12.000 Listen, all we're asked to do is to summon the courage to stand up to one weak man.

01:04:20.000 To stand up to him.

01:04:22.000 He's been prosecuted and was shot.

01:04:25.000 And you tried to keep him off the ballot through weaponizing the DOJ.

01:04:29.000 I love how they always say he's the bully.

01:04:30.000 This is ringing so hollow.

01:04:33.000 The people there are clapping. 1.00

01:04:34.000 Nobody at home is buying this shit. 1.00

01:04:36.000 No. 1.00

01:04:36.000 Independents, people on the fence. 1.00

01:04:38.000 Let me tell you, it's gonna be a landslide of epic proportions.

01:04:40.000 By the way... They're gonna make a... They'll make us stink out of it legally.

01:04:43.000 Yeah.

01:04:44.000 And try to make it look... Trust me.

01:04:46.000 Yeah.

01:04:46.000 Drink, because he said democracy thing.

01:04:48.000 You got any pre-recorded bits we can pull up?

01:04:50.000 I'm getting sick to my stomach.

01:04:52.000 Bring up the drinking game rules one more time for people who are just tuning in.

01:04:57.000 I know Kamala Harris shares my allegiance to the rule of law, the Constitution, and democracy. 0.99

01:05:04.000 And she is dedicated to upholding all three in service to our country.

01:05:09.000 She said the rioters should not stop.

01:05:11.000 Whatever policies we disagree on pale in comparison with those fundamental matters of principle, of decency,

01:05:17.000 and of fidelity to this nation.

01:05:20.000 She must uphold the Constitution, you think. 0.98

01:05:23.000 Of fidelity to this nation.

01:05:25.000 Equity. 0.99

01:05:27.000 Look, even Nancy Pelosi is like this, Dick. 0.98

01:05:29.000 My fellow Republicans. 0.98

01:05:31.000 A fidelity to this nation.

01:05:32.000 Walls has been in China a million times.

01:05:34.000 Yeah, thirty times.

01:05:35.000 They show the pirate.

01:05:43.000 The only woman of the house with a ticking pantsuit. 1.00

01:05:48.000 It's a living, breathing ideal that defines us as a nation.

01:05:52.000 Oh, that's a fetus.

01:05:53.000 It's the bedrock that separates us from tyranny.

01:05:56.000 Yep, I got a douche! 0.96

01:05:57.000 And when that foundation is fractured, we must all stand together, united, to strengthen it.

01:06:05.000 And again, what did he say?

01:06:06.000 What did he say, people?

01:06:07.000 The theme of the night is what?

01:06:09.000 What?

01:06:10.000 Nothing.

01:06:12.000 I urge you, make the right choice.

01:06:14.000 No policy, no specifics.

01:06:16.000 Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.

01:06:19.000 Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. 1.00

01:06:24.000 I hope you die in your sleep tonight. 1.00

01:06:27.000 Figuratively. 1.00

01:06:28.000 That guy, you know I have an issue.

01:06:36.000 By the way, I love how they show him walking all the way out so it's awkward.

01:06:39.000 Who didn't exit stage right?

01:06:41.000 He's just like, I still have a camera on me?

01:06:44.000 That was uh... One of the Supremes.

01:06:46.000 I have no respect for people like Adam Kinzinger. 0.98

01:06:50.000 None whatsoever because everything he said is protecting democracy and this guy's a bad guy and he had a coup on our government and he didn't want to accept the results of an election even though he said peacefully and patriotically even though he said you should go home in peace and love and we don't do this and don't be violent and even though he left office voluntarily you human piece of crap He is not the issue. 0.97

01:07:15.000 People are not pledging allegiance to Trump. 0.87

01:07:17.000 Trump has signified to them that it's okay to question power and it's okay to question institutions that we used to believe in.

01:07:23.000 That's why they love him.

01:07:25.000 He will not be president after four years.

01:07:27.000 It's okay to question institutions like the crown?

01:07:30.000 Yes!

01:07:31.000 Absolutely.

01:07:32.000 We're kind of founded on the ability to go, hey, leaders, we get to question you.

01:07:37.000 That's also why we have the Second Amendment, which he's also against.

01:07:39.000 Yes.

01:07:40.000 By the way, they put January 6th, former committee member on January 6th.

01:07:45.000 I knew that's what they were going to put up.

01:07:46.000 He withheld footage, by the way.

01:07:48.000 Yes!

01:07:49.000 We support rule of law!

01:07:51.000 You put American taxpayers, law-abiding citizens, in jail for over a year.

01:07:56.000 People who didn't even trespass while Kamala Harris helped free violent criminals, including murderers.

01:08:04.000 Check that all you want.

01:08:04.000 Let me go back, because it's Kamala Harris's sister who's the only person less qualified than Kamala Harris.

01:08:09.000 So the policy, of course, unrealized capital gains for people who don't realize it.

01:08:12.000 You buy a house, did it appreciate $250,000?

01:08:14.000 You owe $125,000, whether you sell it or not.

01:08:17.000 That's what capital gains, unrealized capital gains tax.

01:08:20.000 Or stocks.

01:08:21.000 Yeah, or stocks.

01:08:21.000 You know, for example, if you have a 401k, they could come for any of that.

01:08:24.000 Here's the reality.

01:08:26.000 This has already been tried, in case you don't know.

01:08:28.000 Now, to a much, much smaller level, Norway instituted a 1.1% wealth tax.

01:08:33.000 30 billionaires and multi-millionaires left in 2022 alone.

01:08:38.000 In Norway, they said, this is really screwed up.

01:08:40.000 Not so good.

01:08:41.000 I think we're going over to Luxembourg.

01:08:46.000 Norway lost half a billion in tax revenue, or as Minnesota calls it after the riots, just, you know, it's a rough day, but we've had worse.

01:08:56.000 Here's another policy from Kamala Harris that she won't talk about.

01:08:59.000 Price controls, right?

01:09:00.000 This is something that she's proposed, because every policy that Kamala Harris has proposed is wildly, wildly unpopular. 1.00

01:09:07.000 She wants to tell companies what they can and cannot charge for products, right?

01:09:10.000 She basically wants to say, because the reason for that is so that you don't blame her, because she's in office right now.

01:09:15.000 She wants you to blame companies that all of a sudden, they just decided to raise prices.

01:09:20.000 Now isn't that odd?

01:09:21.000 Think about that for a second.

01:09:22.000 All of a sudden, they just decided, hey, you know what, we're going to raise prices today.

01:09:26.000 And I believe actually we have a clip about this.

01:09:29.000 This is actually, was this the clip Price Control failed?

01:09:31.000 Yeah, it's CNBC arguing amongst themselves.

01:09:33.000 It's CNBC, where even there, her own representatives are getting pushback. 0.99

01:09:38.000 Yeah, but if you look at grocery stores, the price margins are only 1-2%.

01:09:44.000 And Josh, you know that's not what caused the inflation.

01:09:47.000 And for you to say it with a straight face, it doesn't help your cause at all.

01:09:52.000 No, but Joe, talking about, as a capitalist, I believe in competition and making sure that there's actual competition.

01:10:01.000 Why didn't the corporations gouge for 40 years if that's what caused it?

01:10:08.000 How did it suddenly happen they learned how to gouge three and a half years ago and it went to 40 year highs on inflation?

01:10:15.000 And when you talk about unifying...

01:10:17.000 Being where you are, you may be unifying intra-DNC, but I can guarantee you that what we're seeing in policies coming out are not unifying policies.

01:10:30.000 And you must know that in terms of the populace.

01:10:32.000 But Joe, you're not unifying to me.

01:10:35.000 They're very divisive.

01:10:38.000 That was one of the... I guess I get why Kamala doesn't do these things. 0.99

01:10:41.000 That's right.

01:10:43.000 I can't believe she sent me out here to talk to you guys.

01:10:45.000 I thought it was an honor.

01:10:47.000 That was one of the best ways to put it.

01:10:48.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:10:49.000 They haven't done this for the last 40 years?

01:10:51.000 You're telling me the corporation just figured out three and a half years ago how they could price gouge? 1.00

01:10:56.000 It shows you so clearly it's crap. 0.99

01:10:59.000 Let's go to Kamala's sister really quickly, just like a fruit roll-up. 0.99

01:11:02.000 I can just see her smiling.

01:11:06.000 Oh, the annoying voice runs in the family! 1.00

01:11:08.000 Can you imagine that family dinner table?

01:11:10.000 Pass the roast beef! 1.00

01:11:12.000 Shut up! 1.00

01:11:13.000 I'm a vegetarian! 1.00

01:11:16.000 Stop with your virtue signaling.

01:11:18.000 She said that's enough, you've got work to do.

01:11:20.000 Oh, is that what she used, the black voice? 0.82

01:11:21.000 Laying on the black voice. 1.00

01:11:22.000 What are you, the fucking maid from the Jeffersons? 1.00

01:11:25.000 She would tell all of us to roll up our sleeves and get to work. 1.00

01:11:29.000 You are the funniest people I've ever seen in my life.

01:11:31.000 To elect a leader who sees the potential in each of us. 0.73

01:11:34.000 I hope she's a white nanny banger. 1.00

01:11:34.000 She better. 1.00

01:11:36.000 A leader who cares for all of us.

01:11:38.000 I hope that their father at the table said, what we have here is a failure to communicate Get that all black up in there. 1.00

01:11:52.000 Are they bringing her out?

01:11:53.000 No, not yet.

01:11:55.000 It's way too early for Kamala Harris, isn't it? 1.00

01:11:58.000 You wouldn't think so.

01:11:59.000 You wouldn't think it would be too early.

01:12:00.000 No, there's still... I think there's still more speakers to come.

01:12:02.000 They're still vibing.

01:12:04.000 Yeah.

01:12:05.000 Now we have to drink.

01:12:06.000 You said vibing.

01:12:07.000 Okay.

01:12:08.000 I haven't drank in a while.

01:12:10.000 Governor of North Carolina is coming up next. 0.99

01:12:16.000 That's the wrong dick. 1.00

01:12:17.000 Another big dick. 1.00

01:12:20.000 Another swishy white guy. 1.00

01:12:22.000 Here we have a return from Carolina.

01:12:25.000 I don't know about the boys regular.

01:12:28.000 Looks like he drank some moonshine.

01:12:31.000 The last guy standing between you and the moment we're all waiting for.

01:12:36.000 Uh-oh.

01:12:37.000 Alright.

01:12:38.000 Who was the special guest that they were holding a spot?

01:12:40.000 It was this guy.

01:12:41.000 All week, boys heard stories about my friend Kamala.

01:12:45.000 I want to take you behind the scenes of one of them.

01:12:48.000 Careful.

01:12:49.000 2011 was a rough time for American homeowners.

01:12:53.000 By the way, let's go over that really quickly.

01:12:55.000 Kamala Harris, they say, we're not going back to the past.

01:12:59.000 So she wants to subsidize housing. 1.00

01:13:00.000 She wants to offer $25,000 basically subsidy and assistance for first-time homebuyers.

01:13:05.000 You know who will pay for it?

01:13:06.000 You, if you already own a home.

01:13:07.000 And by the way, if there's unrealized capital gains, you'll have to pay for the increased value on that home.

01:13:11.000 She says we don't want to go back.

01:13:11.000 Here's the thing.

01:13:13.000 The idea of giving people money or giving them handouts for homes that they cannot afford is exactly what created the 2008 crash and the rhetoric before that was the exact same.

01:13:27.000 Which clip is it?

01:13:28.000 Clip! 0.99

01:13:29.000 Clip! 0.99

01:13:29.000 Loan montage! 0.99

01:13:30.000 I'm sorry!

01:13:32.000 We're attracting more capital into affordable housing and community development by strengthening the Community Reinvestment Act, expanding the network of community development financial institutions, making permanent mortgage revenue bonds in the low-income housing tax credit, and gaining greater commitments from Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

01:13:49.000 Today, while nearly three quarters of all white Americans own their homes, less than half of all African Americans and Hispanic Americans are homeowners.

01:13:58.000 When a low-income family is qualified to buy a home but comes up short on the down payment, the American Dream Down Payment Fund will help provide the needed funds.

01:14:06.000 Oh, how will they do that, George?

01:14:09.000 Let's go back to this guy in North Carolina because the pandering is shameless.

01:14:13.000 I'm here because Kamala needs to win this state and we don't like her. 1.00

01:14:16.000 Who never will settle for less.

01:14:20.000 America, we've got a lot of big fights ahead of us.

01:14:25.000 And we've got one hell of a fighter ready to take them on.

01:14:29.000 Can't say fight.

01:14:30.000 Remember, Fight Like Hell was a call to violence.

01:14:32.000 By the way, you can go buy the shirt, Fight Like Hell, at the Kradershop.com.

01:14:36.000 But they said Fight Like Hell was a call to violence from Donald Trump.

01:14:39.000 I've heard the word fight at least 15 times, the DNC.

01:14:43.000 I agree with her on everything.

01:14:44.000 I agree with her on nothing.

01:14:45.000 Kamala Harris will fight for you to the very end.

01:14:48.000 Actually, since you mentioned this, we have some limited time shirt.

01:14:50.000 Communism collection at CrowderShop.com.

01:14:53.000 Bring it up.

01:14:53.000 Some new designs for Kamala Harris right there.

01:14:56.000 Go to CrowderShop.com right now and grab it.

01:14:59.000 I like the just say no to communism.

01:15:01.000 I like that one. 0.98

01:15:01.000 Kamala sucks is good too, but you know, it's a little bit, you know, just, just plain. 0.98

01:15:04.000 Pissing off your communist neighbor is what we call good neighborlyism. 0.99

01:15:08.000 It's neighborliness to other people.

01:15:09.000 I'll come up with some slogans for you shirts after the show.

01:15:11.000 Thank you.

01:15:12.000 Thank you, Nick. 0.99

01:15:14.000 They're gonna cunt them though. 1.00

01:15:21.000 Kamala's on hers. 1.00

01:15:22.000 More than a porn star with a mortgage. 0.99

01:15:28.000 Kamalaism. 0.99

01:15:29.000 Kamalaism. 0.57

01:15:30.000 When she fights, we win.

01:15:31.000 Drink.

01:15:31.000 We're gonna need a new drink.

01:15:32.000 This guy's doing terrible, by the way.

01:15:35.000 Are we?

01:15:35.000 Why would he be the guy to introduce her?

01:15:38.000 He's the political equivalent of Gallagher's brother.

01:15:41.000 Here's my theory.

01:15:45.000 It's like a comedy club.

01:15:46.000 They put a weak one in front of them.

01:15:47.000 Yeah, they want to suck the air out of them. 0.99

01:15:49.000 You know what I mean? 0.97

01:15:50.000 Put somebody good in front of her, she's gonna eat her own turd. 1.00

01:15:54.000 They brought this mannequin out.

01:15:57.000 Stand up Wisconsin!

01:16:00.000 Stand up Georgia! 0.83

01:16:02.000 Stand up Nevada! 0.94

01:16:03.000 Stand up Kamala! 0.96

01:16:04.000 Stand up Arizona!

01:16:05.000 Get off your back!

01:16:07.000 Stand up America!

01:16:10.000 Are we gonna stand up?

01:16:12.000 What are you, what's this a paraplegic convention?

01:16:14.000 Are we gonna fight?

01:16:17.000 Are we gonna vote?

01:16:18.000 You stand up in the wheelchair, yes you!

01:16:21.000 Are we gonna win?

01:16:22.000 Are we gonna cheat?

01:16:24.000 You bet we are!

01:16:26.000 Thank you Andy Griffith. 1.00

01:16:26.000 Shut up! 1.00

01:16:33.000 Watch he's walking off whistling. 1.00

01:16:34.000 Thank you.

01:16:35.000 Bye!

01:16:36.000 Go fishing with Opie, you dink.

01:16:39.000 He'd be the one getting thrown in the river.

01:16:42.000 She grew up in a tight-knit neighborhood.

01:16:44.000 Here we go.

01:16:46.000 In Jamaica.

01:16:47.000 Bangladesh?

01:16:49.000 Where your first grade teacher would show up at your law school graduation.

01:16:52.000 It's just a lack of real estate.

01:16:53.000 It's where Kamala Harris learned what it means to be in the middle class. 0.99

01:16:57.000 I'm good.

01:16:58.000 And she vowed that she would sleep her way out of it.

01:17:01.000 That's right.

01:17:04.000 Alright, everybody.

01:17:05.000 We need you to share, like, and let people know.

01:17:08.000 We are going to live fact check this, guys.

01:17:09.000 I just ask that you give me the floor.

01:17:10.000 I'm going to work with Mission Control.

01:17:12.000 Everything she says, any claims she makes, we are going to fact check in real time, and you can check all of the references.

01:17:18.000 Link in the description for every single one.

01:17:21.000 Again, I'm predicting a whole lot of nothing, but I hope she gives us something to work with.

01:17:25.000 She's like, who period?

01:17:26.000 Is that that right? 1.00

01:17:27.000 What is this standing up shit? 0.99

01:17:28.000 Kamala Harris has been fighting for she's like who period she grew up with 0.99

01:17:32.000 that is Kamala she can't help herself from getting up for people and standing 1.00

01:17:40.000 up for what is this standing up shit she has been that way our whole lives being 1.00

01:17:45.000 a protector is what led her actually I wrote she never used protection looking 0.99

01:17:51.000 back now I could say good thing she's barren there she is a clan parent I'm secure she went after 1.00

01:17:56.000 predators and targeted women and children and fraudsters ripped off working

01:18:01.000 families and she put dangerous gang members and human traffickers behind bars

01:18:07.000 We didn't have partnerships with DOJ or FBI.

01:18:10.000 Really?

01:18:11.000 Human traffickers?

01:18:11.000 How about you put the human traffickers who come across this border behind bars.

01:18:16.000 Can you guys bring up, fact check the number, how many people are trafficked across the border this last year?

01:18:20.000 I think it's 400 something thousand if I'm not mistaken.

01:18:22.000 And the left said that it was a QAnon conspiracy.

01:18:24.000 We're supposed to believe that she's anti-human trafficking when she wants to give amnesty and she has an open border? 0.98

01:18:29.000 You know the first step in stopping human trafficking?

01:18:31.000 It's really simple.

01:18:32.000 A wall.

01:18:33.000 A wall is just a good start.

01:18:36.000 Not something you'd get banged against.

01:18:37.000 Ever try that though?

01:18:39.000 Pretty good.

01:18:40.000 It's not bad.

01:18:41.000 Yeah, that I can't use my hands to steal, that I can't use my hands to kill, can't use my feet to assault.

01:18:47.000 that give the government the power to make decisions about the male body. 1.00

01:18:51.000 Yeah, that I can't use my hands to steal, that I can't use my hands to kill,

01:18:55.000 can't use my feet to assault. What are you asking, you dumb bitch? 1.00

01:18:58.000 How many of you guys had to have a drill where you learned about how you need to 1.00

01:19:04.000 hide in a closet or crouch in a corner in the event that there's a man?

01:19:08.000 No, you were crouching under a desk.

01:19:09.000 Look at that.

01:19:10.000 Look at that. 1.00

01:19:11.000 When did she do all this shit? 1.00

01:19:12.000 I must have been sick. 1.00

01:19:13.000 Do you have the human trafficking number? 1.00

01:19:14.000 When did she do all this shit? I must have been sick. 1.00

01:19:21.000 Do you have the human trafficking number? I asked before.

01:19:27.000 Wait.

01:19:28.000 No she did not.

01:19:34.000 Let's bring that fact check up.

01:19:35.000 Donald Trump was the first president to lower the cost of prescription drugs and he was the one who actually set the insulin cap.

01:19:41.000 Joe Biden and Kamala Harris undid it so they could redo it.

01:19:44.000 I need that fact check guys.

01:19:48.000 She's taking credit for anything, Biden.

01:19:49.000 Give me the insulin fact check and the sex trafficking fact check.

01:19:51.000 powerful interests.

01:19:52.000 Sometimes people will open the door for you and leave it open.

01:19:55.000 Give me the insulin fact check and the sex trafficking fact check.

01:19:58.000 It's in a previous map.

01:19:59.000 And then he had to take that door down.

01:20:00.000 Kamala cackles. 1.00

01:20:05.000 Kamala Cackles. 1.00

01:20:07.000 That's not fair.

01:20:07.000 She's running for president.

01:20:09.000 Still fighting for families like the one she grew up with.

01:20:12.000 Our campaign is about saying we trust the people.

01:20:14.000 Oh my God!

01:20:15.000 They just showed her side by side with a totally different accent and didn't even realize it.

01:20:20.000 We're fighting here for families.

01:20:21.000 We up in here listening to Tupac Shakur!

01:20:25.000 But we will die trying because we love our country.

01:20:28.000 Now the accent's gone!

01:20:29.000 I hope it.

01:20:30.000 Did you see that?

01:20:30.000 Yeah, but she said she'll die trying.

01:20:32.000 Let's keep our fingers crossed.

01:20:33.000 We're trying to divide us.

01:20:35.000 Trying to pull us apart.

01:20:37.000 We know what we stand for.

01:20:39.000 We stand for the people.

01:20:40.000 And we stand for the dignity of work.

01:20:43.000 And we stand for freedom.

01:20:45.000 We stand for justice.

01:20:47.000 We stand for equality.

01:20:49.000 And so we will fight for all of it.

01:20:51.000 That's what Marla Harris is. 1.00

01:20:53.000 That's what she believes.

01:20:55.000 That's what she'll fight for every day.

01:21:02.000 I break chains about myself, gonna let my freedom ride in hell.

01:21:09.000 Hey, I'ma keep on running cause the winner don't quit on themselves. 1.00

01:21:14.000 I'ma keep on running from the media cause I'm a bitch. 1.00

01:21:17.000 Ha ha ha. 1.00

01:21:18.000 Alright Kamala, let's do this.

01:21:26.000 Please welcome the Democratic nominee for president.

01:21:31.000 That's why he's peeing and I'm gonna... Alright, here we go.

01:21:43.000 Promo code Comrade Kamala.

01:21:45.000 $15 off.

01:21:45.000 None of this happens without you, Muglove.

01:21:47.000 We're ready to fact check.

01:21:48.000 I feel jacked up tonight.

01:22:06.000 I feel ready.

01:22:07.000 I feel ready for this takedown.

01:22:13.000 We have the insulin fact check if you want it.

01:22:16.000 Give me the insulin fact check really quickly.

01:22:16.000 Yeah, go ahead.

01:22:18.000 They claim that she's going to cap insulin.

01:22:20.000 What's the fact check on that?

01:22:21.000 Of course, Biden undid it so he could redo it.

01:22:23.000 Exactly.

01:22:23.000 Bring it up.

01:22:24.000 So, let's see.

01:22:25.000 So, in May of 2020, Trump announced an insulin co-pay for $1,750 Medicare Part D prescription plans.

01:22:25.000 I'll say it.

01:22:33.000 Biden actually paused it and instead, he got rid of that and said, we're actually going to go to the companies and do this at $35 to take credit for it.

01:22:40.000 So, he basically did a little bit of a switcheroo.

01:22:42.000 Yep.

01:22:45.000 Next thing you know, she'll say no tax on tips.

01:22:49.000 Okay, let's go.

01:22:53.000 If she does say that, it's to finish your beer.

01:22:55.000 Here's the drinking rules real quick. 0.52

01:22:57.000 Yep, drinking game rules. 0.65

01:22:58.000 You have to drink anytime Kamala cackles. 1.00

01:23:00.000 Anytime anyone brings up vibes, hope, or joy, you hear Kamalaism. 0.99

01:23:03.000 Anytime Kamala promises to fix a problem, she can fix now. 0.94

01:23:05.000 Finish your drink anytime she claims a Trump policy is her own.

01:23:08.000 Let's go.

01:23:08.000 How about a dime bag falling out of her pants?

01:23:13.000 What happened with Pelosi?

01:23:14.000 Toilet paper, did you see that?

01:23:15.000 Did I ever.

01:23:17.000 All right.

01:23:18.000 You're afraid to let her talk.

01:23:24.000 Good evening everyone!

01:23:26.000 They know it's coming.

01:23:27.000 They're going, STAY OUT!

01:23:31.000 You're afraid to let her talk.

01:23:33.000 Thank you.

01:23:35.000 Thank you.

01:23:37.000 You thought Tulsi was tough, too.

01:23:39.000 I'll have trouble knocking in tomorrow, kid.

01:23:41.000 And in a minute.

01:23:43.000 I got a cauliflower on my hand right now. 1.00

01:23:49.000 Oh my gosh, Jim Walz is gay. 1.00

01:23:51.000 Thank you. 0.97

01:23:52.000 He is, he is.

01:23:55.000 Fruit cup.

01:23:57.000 He's the kind of guy who checks his nails like this.

01:24:01.000 Okay, sorry.

01:24:01.000 Back to her.

01:24:03.000 They're afraid.

01:24:08.000 Oh, look at the white broad crying. 0.91

01:24:18.000 Okay. 0.98

01:24:20.000 This is gonna be so much for my white guilt!

01:24:24.000 Watch!

01:24:25.000 She will not mention the unrealized capital gains tax.

01:24:27.000 This is overcompensation.

01:24:29.000 Way to command the room!

01:24:32.000 Oh! 0.60

01:24:32.000 Kamalaism drink! 0.60

01:24:33.000 Thank you everyone. Thank you. Okay, let's get to business.

01:24:36.000 Let's get to business.

01:24:37.000 Come on, let's drink.

01:24:38.000 Alright.

01:24:39.000 Hit the ding.

01:24:40.000 So, let me start by thanking my most incredible husband, Doug.

01:24:47.000 Gabriel O'Reilly.

01:24:51.000 For being an incredible partner to me, an incredible father to Colin Ellum.

01:24:57.000 And my gangbanger daughter.

01:24:58.000 And happy anniversary, Dougie.

01:24:59.000 I love you so very much.

01:25:06.000 I'll kiss you with a mask on.

01:25:08.000 I'll kiss you with a mask on.

01:25:21.000 Your record is extraordinary, as history will show, and your character is inspiring, and Doug and I love you, too.

01:25:30.000 So inspiring, we forced you out, and I put a blow dryer in the bathtub.

01:25:35.000 Right now, Joe's at home throwing a full diaper at the TV.

01:25:40.000 Coach.

01:25:41.000 That's what you're going to hear.

01:25:46.000 That's a Kamalaism. 0.97

01:25:47.000 You are going to be an incredible vice president!

01:25:51.000 No he's not!

01:25:53.000 To who?

01:25:56.000 And to the delegates and everyone who has put your faith in our campaign.

01:26:02.000 Just not the voters.

01:26:03.000 Your support is humbling.

01:26:05.000 So, America, the path that led me here in recent weeks was no doubt unexpected.

01:26:13.000 Unacceptable.

01:26:13.000 Journeys.

01:26:13.000 But I'm no stranger to unlikely journeys.

01:26:17.000 So my mother, our mother, Shamala Harris, had one of her own.

01:26:23.000 And I miss her every day, and especially right now.

01:26:27.000 And I know she's looking down smiling.

01:26:30.000 We're still in the nothing zone.

01:26:35.000 So my mother was 19 when she crossed the world alone, traveling from India to California with an unshakable dream to be the scientist who would cure breast cancer.

01:26:53.000 When she finished school, she was supposed to return home to a traditional arranged marriage. 0.94

01:27:00.000 But as fate would have it, she met my father, Donald Harris, a student from Jamaica.

01:27:05.000 Donald J. Harris, that's real.

01:27:08.000 They fell in love and got married and that act of self-determination made my sister Maya and me.

01:27:16.000 How long did Donald J. stick around?

01:27:21.000 Growing up, we moved a lot.

01:27:24.000 I will always remember that big Mayflower truck, packed with all our belongings, ready to go to Illinois, to Wisconsin, and wherever our parents' jobs took us.

01:27:40.000 My early memories of our parents together are very joyful ones.

01:27:46.000 A home filled with laughter and music, Aretha, Coltrane, and Miles.

01:27:55.000 At the park, my mother would say, stay close.

01:27:59.000 But my father would say, as he smiled, Run Kamala, run, don't be afraid, don't let anything stop

01:28:06.000 you.

01:28:07.000 From my earliest years, he taught me to be fearless.

01:28:17.000 But the harmony between my parents did not last.

01:28:21.000 When I was in elementary school, they split up.

01:28:24.000 And it was mostly my mother who raised us.

01:28:28.000 Before she could finally afford to buy a home, she rented a small apartment in the East Bay.

01:28:33.000 And by the way, that's no small thing.

01:28:34.000 That's why she was a 29-year-old sleeping with a 60-year-old. 0.99

01:28:36.000 Just to be clear.

01:28:38.000 No dad.

01:28:39.000 That's a statistical reality.

01:28:40.000 That's a sad thing.

01:28:41.000 And I mean that.

01:28:42.000 My heart goes out to her.

01:28:44.000 She was sleeping around because she had no dad in her life, but she won't talk about that statistic.

01:28:48.000 A beautiful, working-class neighborhood of firefighters, nurses, and construction workers.

01:28:57.000 All who tended their lawns with pride.

01:29:01.000 My mother, she worked long hours. 1.00

01:29:04.000 And like many working parents, she leaned on a trusted circle to help raise us.

01:29:10.000 Mrs. Shelton, who ran the daycare below us and became a second mother.

01:29:16.000 Uncle Sherman, Aunt Mary, Uncle Freddy, Auntie Chris.

01:29:22.000 None of them family by blood.

01:29:25.000 And all of them family by love.

01:29:30.000 That's something to be proud of.

01:29:32.000 I'm voting for you because of what?

01:29:35.000 That's something to be proud of.

01:29:36.000 How to make gumbo.

01:29:38.000 How to play chess.

01:29:39.000 Oh my god, she's embarrassing herself.

01:29:41.000 And sometimes even let us win.

01:29:43.000 Well they always let you win if you ever won.

01:29:46.000 She's the kind of broad who sets the chess computer on easy and feels good about herself.

01:29:53.000 the chess computer on easy and feels good about herself.

01:29:55.000 They instilled in us the values they personified community, faith, and the importance of treating others as you would

01:30:09.000 want to be treated.

01:30:10.000 With kindness, respect, and compassion.

01:30:18.000 My mother was a brilliant, five foot tall, brown woman with an accent. 1.00

01:30:25.000 And as the eldest child, I saw how the world would sometimes treat her.

01:30:34.000 But my mother never lost her cool. 1.00

01:30:36.000 She was tough, courageous, a trailblazer in the fight for women's health.

01:30:42.000 Bad driver.

01:30:43.000 And she taught Maya and me a lesson that Michelle mentioned the other night.

01:30:48.000 She taught us to never complain about injustice, but do something about it.

01:30:53.000 And how did your mom react when you came home saying, hey ma, what you think I'm doing down the south side? 0.98

01:30:58.000 She said, no we don't talk like that.

01:31:00.000 You are going to be an import-export coordinator.

01:31:05.000 I'm not welcome here.

01:31:07.000 She also taught us, and never do anything half-assed. 1.00

01:31:12.000 And that is a direct quote.

01:31:15.000 You can't do anything half-assed, Kamala! 1.00

01:31:17.000 You have no ass! 1.00

01:31:19.000 You really took that fucking philosophy to the wall. 1.00

01:31:22.000 I grew up immersed in the idea of the civil rights movement. 0.99

01:31:26.000 My parents had met at a civil rights gathering, and they made sure that we learned about civil rights leaders, including the lawyers like Thurgood Marshall and Constance Baker Motley.

01:31:40.000 Those who battled in the courtroom to make real the promise of America.

01:31:47.000 So, at a young age, I decided I wanted to do that work.

01:31:51.000 I wanted to be a lawyer.

01:31:53.000 And when it came time to choose the type of law I would pursue, I reflected on a pivotal moment in my life.

01:32:03.000 You see, when I was in high school, I started to notice something about my best friend, Wanda.

01:32:08.000 She was sad at school.

01:32:11.000 And there were times she didn't want to go home.

01:32:15.000 So one day I asked if everything was alright. 0.72

01:32:19.000 And she confided in me that she was being sexually abused by her stepfather.

01:32:24.000 And I immediately told her she had to come stay with us.

01:32:28.000 And she did.

01:32:29.000 This is one of the reasons I became a prosecutor.

01:32:34.000 To protect people like Wanda, because I believe everyone has a right to safety, to dignity, and to justice.

01:32:45.000 Who doesn't?

01:32:46.000 Who doesn't, you bimbo? 1.00

01:32:49.000 I believe that rape is wrong. 0.97

01:32:52.000 Oh, bro, thank you.

01:32:53.000 You're breaking new ground there, Copernicus.

01:32:53.000 Unbelievable.

01:32:55.000 Really going out on that little branch.

01:32:57.000 In the name of the victim, but in the name of the people.

01:33:01.000 How about all the people who were raped and victimized by the folks who were bailed out from the fund you supported?

01:33:06.000 Really?

01:33:07.000 What about a nine-month-old baby?

01:33:11.000 all of us. Really? What about a nine-month-old baby? And I would often explain this to console

01:33:21.000 survivors of crime, to remind them. Well I freed the men who were committing the crimes. We are all

01:33:30.000 in this together.

01:33:32.000 No, we're not.

01:33:33.000 No, we are not.

01:33:34.000 We are not all in this together.

01:33:36.000 You just said she was sexually assaulted. 0.99

01:33:38.000 Are we in it with the sexual assaulter?

01:33:40.000 That's why you don't have no cash bail, sweetheart. 0.50

01:33:40.000 We're not. 0.50

01:33:43.000 That's why you don't leave the borders open.

01:33:45.000 We are not all in this together.

01:33:46.000 There's evil in the world.

01:33:48.000 It exists.

01:33:49.000 You're part of it.

01:33:53.000 And to be clear, And to be clear, my entire career, I've only had one client, the people.

01:34:02.000 Suckling at the government teeth, have you?

01:34:07.000 And so, on behalf of the people, on behalf of every American, regardless of party, race, gender, or the language your grandmother speaks, On behalf of my mother and everyone who has ever set out on their own unlikely journey, on behalf of Americans like the people I grew up with, people who work hard, chase their dreams, and look out for one another,

01:34:47.000 On behalf of everyone whose story could only be written in the greatest nation on earth, I accept your nomination to be President of the United States of America.

01:35:06.000 But no one voted for you for the nomination.

01:35:07.000 You're not accepting it from the people.

01:35:09.000 Again, just think about the cognitive dissonance.

01:35:13.000 My only client has been the people who, when we're given the opportunity, gave me no vote statistically.

01:35:20.000 Less than Dee Snider, who ran as a joke. 1.00

01:35:27.000 And with this election, our nation with this election has a precious A new way forward from yours right now?

01:35:38.000 Drink!

01:35:39.000 Drink!

01:35:40.000 She's proposing a solution to the problem she could fix right now! 1.00

01:35:44.000 battles of the past, a chance to chart a new way forward.

01:35:50.000 A new way forward from yours right now?

01:35:53.000 Drink, drink.

01:35:55.000 She's proposing a solution to the problems she could fix right now. 1.00

01:35:59.000 But as Americans, and let me say, I know there are people of various political views

01:36:07.000 watching tonight, and I want you to know.

01:36:09.000 From the left to the extreme left? 1.00

01:36:12.000 Shut the fuck up! 1.00

01:36:16.000 What about parents who don't want to put their kids on puberty blockers? 1.00

01:36:19.000 Are you going to allow states to take them away?

01:36:21.000 Are you going to allow states to take those kids away?

01:36:23.000 Like Tim Walz's state?

01:36:25.000 How about those Americans?

01:36:29.000 None of which do you support?

01:36:37.000 The rule of law?

01:36:39.000 You said the rioters were not going to stop, nor should they stop.

01:36:44.000 Free and fair elections?

01:36:45.000 who unites us around our highest aspirations.

01:36:51.000 A president who leads and listens, who is realistic, practical, and has common sense.

01:37:02.000 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

01:37:03.000 Poor Kamala.

01:37:03.000 Right.

01:37:04.000 Common sense, like a mandatory gun ban.

01:37:05.000 Letting men beat up women in a box ring.

01:37:07.000 Common sense like a mandatory gun ban.

01:37:10.000 For the White House, that has been my life's work.

01:37:12.000 Letting men beat up women in a boxery. 0.79

01:37:14.000 Common sense.

01:37:16.000 As a young courtroom prosecutor in Oakland, California, I stood up.

01:37:23.000 I bent over.

01:37:24.000 For women and children against predators who abuse them. 0.74

01:37:28.000 Nope, you freak.

01:37:29.000 As Attorney General of California, I took on the big banks.

01:37:35.000 She's still in the past, folks.

01:37:42.000 Well, in her defense, in Oakland, it's worked like a charm.

01:37:48.000 Yes.

01:37:49.000 Wonderful place.

01:37:51.000 Unbelievable.

01:37:52.000 Think about this.

01:37:53.000 You just had the governor of Michigan bragging about Detroit while she brags about Oakland in Chicago!

01:37:59.000 For workers who are being cheated out of their wages, the wages they were due.

01:38:06.000 The wages that went down under your administration.

01:38:08.000 That's right, the wages that went down.

01:38:10.000 $4,200 under your administration when they went up $4,000 under Trump's.

01:38:14.000 Bring up the fact check just as an overlay when Mission Control sends it in.

01:38:17.000 Who threaten the security of our border and the safety of our communities.

01:38:22.000 How dare you.

01:38:23.000 10 million border crossings under your watch.

01:38:25.000 These nights were not easy.

01:38:30.000 By the way, drink any time she just proposed a solution to her own problem and claims one of Trump's policies is her own. 0.93

01:38:35.000 That's a finisher drink.

01:38:36.000 I think you've been overestimated.

01:38:41.000 Let's talk about the future.

01:38:44.000 What are you going to vote for?

01:38:47.000 Yeah, but here's the thing.

01:38:50.000 The problem is you are the present and you're proposing a future that's different from you now.

01:38:56.000 That's like the ghost of Christmas present in a Christmas carol saying, you don't need to fear the specter that precedes me.

01:39:03.000 It's basically me in a robe.

01:39:06.000 It is not only the most important of our lives, it is one of the most important in the life of our nation.

01:39:20.000 In many ways, Donald Trump is an unserious man.

01:39:25.000 But the consequences, but the consequences of putting Donald Trump

01:39:34.000 back in the White House are extremely serious.

01:39:38.000 If he does that, your wages might go up by $4,000 on average and inflation might be around 2%.

01:39:44.000 Record low black unemployment, I believe.

01:39:47.000 No new conflicts in foreign affairs?

01:39:49.000 Come on! 0.61

01:39:50.000 The gravity of what has happened since he lost the last election.

01:39:56.000 Donald Trump tried to throw away your votes.

01:40:00.000 No.

01:40:02.000 He sent an armed mob to the United States Capitol.

01:40:02.000 Wrong.

01:40:07.000 Where they assaulted law enforcement officers.

01:40:07.000 Wrong.

01:40:09.000 Oh my god, they got nothing. 1.00

01:40:12.000 They count on the stupidity of these people. 1.00

01:40:16.000 He released a video. 1.00

01:40:22.000 No, Nancy Pelosi was supposed to send help.

01:40:26.000 We ran that clip yesterday.

01:40:26.000 She admitted it.

01:40:27.000 We'll have that ready.

01:40:27.000 Bring that up.

01:40:28.000 And Donald Trump called them to make their voices heard peacefully and patriotically.

01:40:32.000 You are lying. 1.00

01:40:33.000 This is a dishonest, evil woman. 1.00

01:40:35.000 And by the way, it's not lost on me the irony that I'm using the kind of rhetoric that they used against Donald Trump, which led to his attempted assassination. 0.98

01:40:40.000 It is not lost on me. 0.96

01:40:41.000 These are evil, evil people. 0.99

01:40:43.000 Not Nazis. 1.00

01:40:45.000 Evil people. 1.00

01:40:46.000 These are the kinds of people who tell the Nazis, the Jews are in the attic! 0.88

01:40:49.000 But that shouldn't surprise you because George Soros is one of their biggest backers.

01:40:51.000 Oh my god!

01:40:52.000 Oh my god!

01:40:52.000 again. Consider his explicit intent to set free violent extremists who assaulted those

01:41:03.000 law enforcement officers at the camp.

01:41:05.000 You supported the bail fund that led to violent rapists and arsonists going back out in the

01:41:10.000 streets. He wants people who were invited into the people's house, who've been in jail

01:41:15.000 for trespassing, to serve the same kind of sentence as anyone else.

01:41:19.000 Like me at Juice Land! 0.92

01:41:21.000 I've been banned for a year, I can go back now, but I wouldn't because their juice sucks! 0.81

01:41:26.000 Consider! 0.98

01:41:27.000 Consider!

01:41:29.000 Oh, it's so easy to poke holes in this.

01:41:30.000 Fact check, false.

01:41:30.000 That's not true.

01:41:31.000 No president is immune from criminal prosecution.

01:41:34.000 After the United States Supreme Court just ruled that he would be immune from criminal

01:41:39.000 prosecution.

01:41:40.000 Fact check, false.

01:41:41.000 That's not true.

01:41:42.000 Nope.

01:41:43.000 No president is immune from criminal prosecution.

01:41:47.000 There's presidential immunity.

01:41:48.000 No guardrails.

01:41:51.000 Really?

01:41:52.000 And how?

01:41:52.000 You're in office.

01:41:53.000 How'd that happen?

01:41:53.000 He would use the immense powers of the presidency of the United States.

01:41:59.000 Like to prosecute a political opponent?

01:42:01.000 Not to improve your life.

01:42:02.000 Weaponizing the DOJ?

01:42:05.000 Using the FBI to censor the Hunter Biden laptop story?

01:42:08.000 Or using the CDC to censor anyone who questions the COVID lockdowns like your administration?

01:42:12.000 I just want to be clear.

01:42:13.000 The danger?

01:42:14.000 Himself! 0.51

01:42:16.000 They are so cynical, man. 0.99

01:42:18.000 It's grotesque.

01:42:21.000 1.9% inflation, lowest black unemployment, Hispanic women unemployment, and zero wars, Donald Trump.

01:42:26.000 Yes, I'll go back to that, please.

01:42:27.000 Thank you very much.

01:42:28.000 Also, I don't need $17,000 more as a family of four.

01:42:31.000 I'm a family of five now.

01:42:32.000 A family of four just to maintain the same standard of living.

01:42:34.000 That sounds pretty good!

01:42:36.000 We are not going back.

01:42:42.000 We're not going back.

01:42:43.000 We want to stay on the course.

01:42:45.000 It's very simple.

01:42:47.000 We're not going back to four years ago.

01:42:48.000 Vote for me to stay on the exact path that we're on.

01:42:50.000 That's your choice, America.

01:42:50.000 We want to stay on the course.

01:42:52.000 It's very simple.

01:42:54.000 We're not going back to four years ago.

01:42:57.000 Vote for me to stay on the exact path that we're on.

01:43:01.000 That's your choice, America.

01:43:02.000 Not going to work.

01:43:04.000 When insurance companies could deny people with pre-existing conditions.

01:43:09.000 And not go bankrupt.

01:43:10.000 We are not going to let him eliminate the Department of Education that funds our public schools. 0.98

01:43:16.000 Because our public schools suck. 0.97

01:43:16.000 Why not? 0.97

01:43:17.000 Over two trillion dollars in costs and lower standardized test scores than when it was created in the 1970s.

01:43:24.000 Fact check.

01:43:24.000 Bring it up guys.

01:43:25.000 That's from three and three.

01:43:25.000 It should be easy to find.

01:43:27.000 America, we are not going back.

01:43:33.000 You're right.

01:43:34.000 We're on the right course.

01:43:35.000 Stay with you.

01:43:36.000 The choice right now is stay with what we've got.

01:43:39.000 They're not going back to the White House.

01:43:40.000 From the way that you have right now?

01:43:43.000 We are charting a new way forward.

01:43:47.000 From the way that you have right now?

01:43:49.000 To a future with a strong and strong middle class because we know a strong middle class

01:43:56.000 has always been critical to America's success.

01:44:01.000 and building that middle class will be a defining goal of my presidency.

01:44:06.000 I was doing it when you were...

01:44:08.000 And I'll tell you, this is personal for me.

01:44:15.000 The middle class is where I come from.

01:44:19.000 My mother kept a strict budget.

01:44:21.000 We lived within our means.

01:44:24.000 Yet, we wanted for little.

01:44:27.000 And she expected us to make the most of the opportunities that were available to us.

01:44:32.000 And to be grateful for that.

01:44:33.000 Because, as she taught us, opportunity is not available to everyone.

01:44:35.000 because section as she's going down opportunity is not available for all of us available at a

01:44:41.000 lot of kind of come by the way that's one of the three and three podcasts what

01:44:44.000 that's available where we get your podcast department the federal department

01:44:47.000 of education Very, very clear.

01:44:50.000 We have three key facts on the Federal Department of Education.

01:44:52.000 total spending, and the standardized test score.

01:44:59.000 I need a hall.

01:45:01.000 area, small town, or big city.

01:45:06.000 And as president, I will bring together labor, and workers, and small business owners, and entrepreneurs, and American companies to create jobs, to grow our economy, and to lower the cost of everyday needs like healthcare, and housing, and groceries.

01:45:26.000 We will provide.

01:45:29.000 Something she could do now!

01:45:30.000 That's a drink!

01:45:31.000 I have to drink again!

01:45:32.000 Bring up the cost of groceries, the average cost of groceries for Americans.

01:45:36.000 I believe it's up 30-something percent, 20% if you use the conservative estimates.

01:45:40.000 Inflation up 20% since 2021 alone.

01:45:42.000 Yeah, but groceries is way higher.

01:45:43.000 It's way higher, yeah.

01:45:48.000 Now compare that to Donald Trump.

01:45:51.000 Please do.

01:45:52.000 Because I think everyone here knows he doesn't actually fight for the middle class.

01:45:57.000 He doesn't actually fight for the middle class.

01:45:58.000 No, he took a bullet for the middle class.

01:46:00.000 Instead he fights for himself and his billionaire friends.

01:46:03.000 And he will give them another round of tax breaks that will add... Groceries are up 21%, mortgages 83%, gas 40%.

01:46:12.000 Don't believe that for a second, the groceries up 21%, Mission Control is bringing the wrong number.

01:46:17.000 It's probably up 200%.

01:46:20.000 Just look at the price of milk.

01:46:21.000 Tell me that it's up 20%.

01:46:22.000 Look at the price of eggs.

01:46:23.000 Look at the price of beef.

01:46:24.000 Not a single one is up lower than 40% for God's sake.

01:46:27.000 Find me a better number.

01:46:27.000 Except for the capital gains.

01:46:31.000 Instead of a Trump tax hike, we will pass a middle class tax cut that will benefit more

01:46:38.000 than 100 million Americans.

01:46:40.000 Except for the capital gains.

01:46:42.000 Are you paying for that?

01:46:45.000 Friends, I believe America cannot truly be prosperous.

01:46:55.000 Unless Americans are fully able to make their own decisions about their own lives. 0.95

01:47:03.000 Like school choice?

01:47:03.000 But you said the Federal Department of Education.

01:47:05.000 How about what cars they drive?

01:47:07.000 Oh, you want an increased tax on gas.

01:47:09.000 How about where they invest?

01:47:10.000 Oh, you want an unrealized capital gains.

01:47:12.000 What choice? 1.00

01:47:12.000 Oh, to kill babies at nine months. 1.00

01:47:13.000 in America too many women... 1.00

01:47:15.000 What choice? Oh, to kill babies at nine months. 1.00

01:47:17.000 ...to make those decisions. 0.99

01:47:19.000 And let's be clear about how we got here.

01:47:21.000 Donald Trump hand-picked...

01:47:23.000 Felicio.

01:47:25.000 ...members of the United States Supreme Court to take away reproductive freedom. 1.00

01:47:30.000 And now he brags about it.

01:47:31.000 In his words, quote, I did it, and I'm proud to have done it, end quote.

01:47:34.000 women's health. 0.71

01:47:35.000 I'm proud to have done it.

01:47:51.000 Why, they read your autobiography?

01:47:52.000 They show the white guy with the pubic-haired beard. 1.00

01:47:55.000 Disgusting! 1.00

01:47:56.000 Miscarriage! 1.00

01:47:57.000 in a parking lot developing sepsis losing the ability to ever again have

01:48:04.000 children all because why they read your autobiography they may go to jail for

01:48:09.000 caring they show the white guy with the with the pubic hair beard family 0.99

01:48:14.000 miscarriage that affects me dammit children people sterilized sexual 0.98

01:48:21.000 assault and potentially being forced to carry a pregnancy to term this is what 0.98

01:48:29.000 happened I'll drop a set bring up the clip repeatedly that he believes in

01:48:32.000 exceptions for rape incest and the life of the mother and that it should go to

01:48:36.000 I don't even agree with it.

01:48:37.000 You're not forcing a woman to carry a pregnancy to term.

01:48:39.000 You're forbidding her from terminating it.

01:48:41.000 But I'm an extremist.

01:48:42.000 You can comment below.

01:48:43.000 I'm open about my point of view.

01:48:44.000 Donald Trump has said that he supports the exceptions that Reagan did.

01:48:50.000 Are you kidding me?

01:48:50.000 What?

01:48:50.000 Oh!

01:48:52.000 Please, Mr. Control, you have 30 seconds to bring up Donald Trump, the clip where he said he would not enact an abortion ban.

01:49:02.000 That should be the easiest thing to find in the world.

01:49:02.000 30 seconds!

01:49:05.000 We're going to answer that question 25 damn times. 0.99

01:49:09.000 Think! 0.99

01:49:09.000 They say Donald Trump. 0.99

01:49:11.000 Have you ever seen lying more blatant?

01:49:13.000 Seriously!

01:49:13.000 Have you ever seen lying more blatant?

01:49:15.000 Donald Trump is going to ban abortions?

01:49:17.000 Watch.

01:49:18.000 She will go Project 2025.

01:49:19.000 She's going to bring up Project 2025. 0.99

01:49:22.000 She's a compulsive liar. 1.00

01:49:24.000 She's like the kid who donated at a scooter when we were in junior high and he was 12 and you couldn't because it wasn't even legal. 0.95

01:49:29.000 His name was Calvin. 0.99

01:49:30.000 He was a compulsive liar. 0.99

01:49:33.000 He said he had a hoverboard. 0.99

01:49:33.000 I still remember it. 0.99

01:49:35.000 Fucking Calvin. 0.99

01:49:36.000 The people who are- Alright, we've got a clip from Abortion Montage if you want it. 0.99

01:49:39.000 Bring it up really quickly.

01:49:43.000 Bring it up really quickly.

01:49:44.000 Trump abortion montage.

01:49:45.000 That's for the woman who would never get pregnant. 1.00

01:49:47.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:49:48.000 The Congress passes a bill to restore reproductive freedom as president of the United States.

01:49:53.000 And by that she means take it away from the states.

01:49:56.000 She means make it a federal government issue and you know how the federal government would handle it? 0.93

01:50:01.000 Look at Tim Walz's state.

01:50:03.000 She's never been a governor.

01:50:03.000 She's inconsequential when she's not on her knees.

01:50:06.000 Tim Walz has the zero exceptions abortion all the way up until and including the day of birth and they have twice the national average of late-term abortions.

01:50:14.000 Tell me which party is radical.

01:50:16.000 Here's the one we have about three exceptions as well.

01:50:18.000 They're having the montage right now.

01:50:20.000 Here's Donald Trump with the exceptions.

01:50:25.000 The freedom to breathe clean air.

01:50:30.000 I am a person that believes.

01:50:32.000 And frankly, I think it's important to believe in the exceptions.

01:50:34.000 Some people, you have to follow your heart.

01:50:36.000 Some people don't believe in that.

01:50:38.000 But I believe in the exceptions for rape, incest and the life of the mother.

01:50:43.000 I think it's very important.

01:50:44.000 Some people don't follow.

01:50:45.000 There you go.

01:50:46.000 Back to Kamala.

01:50:48.000 And by the way, John Lewis and Congressman Clyburn, they were the ones saying that people were spitting on them, screaming the N-word, and Andrew Breitbart, the man there on that blackboard, under whose tutelage I sat, Said I'll offer $100,000 to the United Negroes College Fund if you can send us any proof.

01:51:12.000 We had proof that it never happened. 0.99

01:51:15.000 Race-baiting sons of bitches. 1.00

01:51:17.000 John Lewis. 1.00

01:51:18.000 Last year, Joe and I brought together Democrats and conservative Republicans to write the strongest border bill in decades.

01:51:26.000 $10 billion for the border, $60 billion for Ukraine, I believe it ended up with $20 and $70 billion?

01:51:32.000 Yes, and by the way, the wall would only get constructed if they had excess funds. 0.99

01:51:36.000 If you have a meatloaf that's 20% human shit, that's whatever it is, 20 to 70, give me the ratio there, that's what, that's about 28% human shit, and the remainder is meat, would you eat the meatloaf? 0.99

01:51:51.000 That was the border bill! 1.00

01:51:52.000 And by the way, not one dollar for a wall.

01:51:55.000 I know, I know we can live up to our proud heritage as a nation of immigrants and reform

01:52:09.000 our broken immigration system.

01:52:11.000 You were the border czar!

01:52:13.000 Great!

01:52:13.000 It's a problem you can fix right now, border czar!

01:52:16.000 That's like Mr. Christie saying, if you elect me, this country will finally be able to make cookies.

01:52:26.000 And America, we must also be steadfast in advancing our security and values abroad.

01:52:36.000 As Vice President, I have confronted threats to our security, negotiated with foreign leaders, strengthened our alliances, and engaged with our brave troops overseas.

01:52:49.000 That's right, because war constantly breaks out under the watch of you, Biden and Obama.

01:52:53.000 I will ensure America always has the strongest, most lethal fighting force in the world.

01:53:00.000 Yeah, because that's what Democrats and nobles... 0.72

01:53:03.000 Yeah, especially because you were the last person in the room when they discussed the Afghanistan withdrawal.

01:53:07.000 We have a clip of that.

01:53:08.000 We'll bring it up afterwards.

01:53:09.000 We're going to ombudsman this.

01:53:11.000 Guys, be really good at cataloguing it.

01:53:13.000 Give us one paragraph at the end of it so we have all of it.

01:53:15.000 I'm going to rattle through it.

01:53:16.000 I'm feeling inspired tonight.

01:53:18.000 work with me.

01:53:25.000 Every single thing she said tonight is not a mistruth.

01:53:29.000 It is a lie.

01:53:30.000 And she knows it.

01:53:32.000 She knows it.

01:53:33.000 She can dunk. 1.00

01:53:34.000 I think Tim Walz is going, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not get ahead of our skis on China here.

01:53:38.000 She can dunk. 1.00

01:53:39.000 ... and artificial intelligence that America, not China, wins the competition for the 21st

01:53:45.000 century and that we strengthen, not abdicate our...

01:53:48.000 Tim Walz going, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not get ahead of our skis on China here.

01:53:52.000 Trump, on the other hand...

01:53:53.000 I think he just gave her the finger.

01:53:55.000 ... threatened to abandon NATO.

01:53:58.000 He encouraged Putin to invade our allies.

01:54:01.000 What said Russia...

01:54:02.000 Bring it up for the fact check after her that Donald Trump was the first president to get

01:54:05.000 people to spend close to 2% of their GDP on NATO.

01:54:08.000 That was the agreement.

01:54:09.000 They weren't doing it.

01:54:10.000 Russia attacked Ukraine.

01:54:10.000 We were footing the bill.

01:54:12.000 Donald Trump is the first president in modern history to get those countries to start spending

01:54:16.000 money to defend themselves.

01:54:18.000 I helped mobilize a global response, over 50 countries, to defend against Putin's aggression.

01:54:24.000 You did?

01:54:25.000 How's that working out?

01:54:28.000 How about making them pay their fair share? 0.72

01:54:32.000 How about making them pay their fair share? 0.72

01:54:35.000 Was that you, Wallace, not being in a suit?

01:54:37.000 No, I think it was Charles Xavier.

01:54:39.000 Oh, Ben Stiller. Wonderful.

01:54:42.000 With respect to the war in Gaza, Oh, oh!

01:54:46.000 President Biden and I are working around the clock.

01:54:50.000 Because now is the time to get a hostage deal and a ceasefire deal done!

01:54:57.000 Drink, a problem she could solve right now.

01:55:00.000 Not done.

01:55:01.000 Compare that, one hostage deal right now with American hostages by the way, to the two Abraham 1.00

01:55:06.000 Accords under Donald Trump.

01:55:08.000 Let's bring that fact check up afterwards.

01:55:10.000 I want a list of all these.

01:55:11.000 And I will always ensure Israel has the ability to defend itself because the people of Israel must never again face the horror that a terrorist organization called Hamas caused on October 7.

01:55:29.000 Must be hard for her to say.

01:55:32.000 Including unspeakable sexual violence and the massacre of young people at a music festival.

01:55:42.000 At the same time, what has happened in Gaza over the past 10 months is devastating.

01:55:50.000 So many innocent lives lost.

01:55:54.000 So how many days should have Netanyahu been back? 0.88

01:55:57.000 People fleeing for safety over and over again.

01:56:02.000 The scale of suffering is heartbreaking.

01:56:06.000 Hamas can end it tomorrow. 0.66

01:56:07.000 You unfroze $6 billion to Iran.

01:56:09.000 Bring that up on the fact check.

01:56:11.000 Look at these vapid... Oh, look at Spike Lee.

01:56:13.000 Iran. Bring that up on the fact check. 0.99

01:56:17.000 And the Palestinian people can realize their right to dignity, security, freedom, and self-determination.

01:56:27.000 Look at these vapid...

01:56:30.000 Oh look at Spike Lee. He's dressed like Jack Nicholson the Joker when he ruined the museum.

01:56:36.000 And know this, I will never hesitate to take whatever action is necessary to defend

01:56:43.000 our forces and our interests against Iran and Iran-backed terrorists.

01:56:49.000 I will not cozy up to tyrants and dictators.

01:56:51.000 She just contradicted herself.

01:56:53.000 You unfroze $6 billion for Iran.

01:56:57.000 I believe it was the Ayatollah, I don't know if it was the Ayatollah, the Prime Minister, President of Iran said that Donald Trump's sanctions cost them $1 trillion.

01:57:04.000 That's right.

01:57:06.000 Hey, bunny. 0.86

01:57:06.000 with flattery and favors. 0.86

01:57:08.000 And money.

01:57:09.000 So why did Iran do it? 0.98

01:57:10.000 Donald Trump won't hold autocrats accountable because he wants to be an autocrat himself.

01:57:16.000 One trillion dollars in net cost to Iran because of Donald Trump's sanctions, dummy.

01:57:20.000 And as president, I will never waver in defense of America's security and ideals

01:57:26.000 because in the enduring struggle between democracy and tyranny, I know where I stand and I know where the United States

01:57:36.000 belongs.

01:57:37.000 As the first unelected president in modern American history.

01:57:40.000 Candidate, sorry.

01:57:41.000 You care about our security?

01:57:43.000 Your Board of Work doesn't say that.

01:57:45.000 I feel like Patrick Walker.

01:57:47.000 I feel like Patrick Walker.

01:57:49.000 I feel like Patrick Watt.

01:57:52.000 Nothing's getting past me.

01:57:53.000 I'm not one of them.

01:57:53.000 That's right.

01:57:54.000 No, you don't.

01:57:55.000 You mispronounced mouth.

01:57:58.000 I'm not one of them.

01:57:59.000 I love our country with all my heart.

01:58:02.000 No you don't.

01:58:03.000 You mispronounce mouth.

01:58:04.000 Everywhere I go, everywhere I go, in everyone I meet, I see a nation that is ready to move

01:58:14.000 forward.

01:58:15.000 Oh god.

01:58:16.000 Ready for the next shift.

01:58:17.000 Drink!

01:58:18.000 She's the vice president right now.

01:58:19.000 She's basically the president. 1.00

01:58:21.000 I say an America where we hold fast to the fearless belief that built our nation and inspired the world.

01:58:34.000 A lot of broad platitudes.

01:58:36.000 No specifics.

01:58:38.000 How to do it.

01:58:38.000 No details.

01:58:39.000 Anything is possible. 1.00

01:58:41.000 Yeah, even a dumb bitch become a president. 1.00

01:58:43.000 That was accurate. 1.00

01:58:44.000 Fact check true.

01:58:45.000 I didn't mean that.

01:58:46.000 that was accurate.

01:58:47.000 Where we care for one another.

01:58:49.000 Fact check true.

01:58:50.000 Look out for one another and recognize that we have so much more in common than what separates

01:58:58.000 us.

01:58:59.000 Not true.

01:59:01.000 Not true!

01:59:02.000 I have nothing in common with people who want to terminate babies at nine months.

01:59:07.000 I have nothing in common with people who want to take children away from their parents if they don't put them on puberty blockers.

01:59:12.000 I have nothing in common with someone who believes that we should be spending 70 billion dollars on wars in Ukraine.

01:59:18.000 I have nothing in common with someone who believes in taxing you on money that you haven't made yet.

01:59:22.000 I have nothing in common With this woman. 1.00

01:59:25.000 We are not all in this together.

01:59:27.000 Just like you, a rape victim, are not in it with the rapist. 1.00

01:59:32.000 It's such a stupid false platitude. 1.00

01:59:34.000 If you believe it, you're dumb. 1.00

01:59:36.000 I'm not calling all Democrat voters dumb. 1.00

01:59:39.000 if you believe that line, you are dumb. 1.00

01:59:42.000 You are. 1.00

01:59:44.000 America, let us show each other and the world who we are.

01:59:57.000 Show them now!

01:59:58.000 Show them now!

02:00:01.000 Freedom, opportunity, compassion, dignity, fairness, and endless possibilities.

02:00:11.000 And salad recipes.

02:00:12.000 Has she given one policy?

02:00:15.000 She hasn't come clean.

02:00:16.000 She's not gonna.

02:00:19.000 She might not even be the nominee. 0.93

02:00:21.000 You meant airheads.

02:00:25.000 Research confirms zero policies in this country.

02:00:29.000 Seriously, I want a paragraph with bullet points, everything I've written down.

02:00:33.000 We'll hit it afterwards, rapid fire.

02:00:35.000 I've got border, Israel, inflation, six billion, frozen Iran, one trillion in cost. 0.66

02:00:40.000 Probably about six more.

02:00:44.000 It is now our turn to do what generations before us have done.

02:00:52.000 It's your turn now!

02:00:56.000 And faith to fight for this country we love, to fight for the ideals we cherish, and to uphold the awesome responsibility If this woman wins the presidency, I'm getting my shotgun fitted with a tow trigger. 0.66

02:01:20.000 of being an American.

02:01:20.000 I swear to God.

02:01:22.000 If this woman wins the presidency, I'm getting my shotgun fitted with a tow trigger. 1.00

02:01:28.000 I swear to God.

02:01:29.000 So let's get out there, let's fight for it, let's get out there, let's vote for it, and

02:01:40.000 together we can do it.

02:01:42.000 Let us write the next great chapter in the most extraordinary story ever told.

02:01:42.000 Let's steal it!

02:01:50.000 You are the current chapter.

02:01:52.000 If it was a choose-your-own-path book, it would be like, see page 4B.

02:01:57.000 It's Kamala.

02:01:57.000 Go to next page.

02:01:58.000 It's Kamala.

02:01:59.000 Go to next page.

02:02:00.000 It's Kamala.

02:02:01.000 Wow.

02:02:01.000 Can you imagine?

02:02:02.000 How long was that?

02:02:04.000 32 minutes?

02:02:05.000 Tops?

02:02:05.000 Can you guys give me the number?

02:02:07.000 Oh, God.

02:02:07.000 It felt like 132.

02:02:10.000 It was Trump who went on for an hour and 45 minutes.

02:02:12.000 Can you imagine giving a speech, what, a month after your opponent got shot at and not even

02:02:17.000 bringing it up?

02:02:18.000 No.

02:02:19.000 Like years ago.

02:02:20.000 I mean, seriously.

02:02:21.000 And you know what I mean?

02:02:23.000 We're talking about unifying this country, but you don't bring that up?

02:02:27.000 They're not going to bring that up.

02:02:27.000 No.

02:02:29.000 I mean, I'm not surprised at that at all.

02:02:30.000 But look, let's go through a couple of things here.

02:02:32.000 You have sanctions.

02:02:33.000 Do we have everything?

02:02:33.000 Hold on a second.

02:02:34.000 Because if we don't have everything... I think we have most everything.

02:02:36.000 I was going to say, if we don't have everything, let's take a break so we can buy them some time and then hit it with a fact check that's rock solid because I can hit this thing in two minutes or less.

02:02:45.000 You wanna do that?

02:02:46.000 Yeah, let's do it.

02:02:46.000 Alright, guys, we are going to take a quick break.

02:02:48.000 We're only able to do this because of the wonderful team out there in Mission Control, where we can fact-check everything live.

02:02:53.000 We're gonna have a quick break.

02:02:55.000 We'll hear three and three, and a brief commercial.

02:02:58.000 When we come back, two minutes or less, every single lie from that speech, kinda like CNN claims they do with Donald Trump, I'm rearing and ready.

02:03:07.000 I am champing at the bit.

02:03:08.000 It's not chomping.

02:03:09.000 It's not.

02:03:09.000 Champing.

02:03:10.000 It's champing.

02:03:11.000 It's champing.

02:03:11.000 Champing.

02:03:12.000 It's an equestrian term.

02:03:14.000 Give us two minutes, everything will be accomplished.

02:03:19.000 Welcome to 3 in 3, three key facts in three minutes or less on the topics you care about

02:03:37.000 most.

02:03:41.000 Gun crime.

02:03:42.000 Key fact number one.

02:03:44.000 Higher gun ownership directly correlates with lower gun crime.

02:03:48.000 According to studies from both the Crime Prevention Research Center and Columbia University, 2% of all United States counties account for 56% of all murders, with nearly all high-murder counties having a major city run by a Democrat mayor.

02:04:03.000 The same can also be said of overall gun prevalence, with a study from Crime Research and the University of Chicago in John Lott showing that 94% of all mass shootings since 1950 have taken place in gun-free zones.

02:04:17.000 Key fact number two.

02:04:19.000 The number of homicide deaths from firearms each year.

02:04:23.000 According to the CDC, between 2018 and 2022, there's been an average of 17,673 firearm homicides each year.

02:04:33.000 To put it in perspective, you are 20 to 25 times more likely to die from an accidental injury, fall, car crash, or poisoning than be murdered with a firearm.

02:04:45.000 In stark contrast to the firearm homicides annually, defensive firearm uses are far more prevalent.

02:04:56.000 According to NationalAcademics.org, almost all national surveys estimate an annual number of defensive uses of firearms ranging from approximately 500,000 to over 3 million.

02:05:08.000 Furthermore, in 2021, Georgetown University performed the single most comprehensive study ever conducted on the issue and concluded that roughly 1.6 million defensive uses of firearms take place in the United States every year.

02:05:23.000 94% of mass shootings take place in gun-free zones, 17,000 firearm homicides per year versus 1.6 million defensive uses.

02:05:35.000 This has been 3 in 3.

02:05:37.000 I'm Stephen Crowder.

02:05:38.000 If you want to learn more, you can peruse the references for this specific show at 3keyfacts.com or tune in to the hour-long daily show Louder with Crowder weekdays at 10 a.m.

02:05:48.000 Eastern on Rumble, YouTube, or right here anywhere you get your podcasts.

02:05:57.000 And now for Barely Legal with Bill Richmond, sponsored by my club.

02:06:04.000 Hi, I'm half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman for Louder With Crowder, here with some education and tips on the terms we use in the legal world.

02:06:12.000 Our question today comes from Dan McGovern in that hellhole known as East St.

02:06:16.000 Louis, Illinois.

02:06:18.000 Dan's question is, what is the deal with the court names like Supreme Court, Circuit Court, District Court, and Justice Court, and who in the s**t is in charge of who gets to be a judge in each one of those?

02:06:29.000 Well Dan, we're going to split this one up into two parts and deal first with the courts themselves.

02:06:33.000 Most of you have heard about a Supreme Court, which is the final appellate courts in both our federal and state systems.

02:06:39.000 At the very top in the federal system, above all the courts, is the United States Supreme Court.

02:06:43.000 You can end up here whether you start in a state court or a federal court.

02:06:47.000 It is the true court of last resort for judicial relief.

02:06:50.000 Now secondly, most states also have a Supreme Court that is the highest court in the state of Massachusetts.

02:07:00.000 Hey! 0.99

02:07:02.000 Hey! 0.99

02:07:03.000 Boom! 0.99

02:07:04.000 Boom! 0.99

02:07:04.000 Pedro! 0.99

02:07:05.000 Not today!

02:07:06.000 You're not sending your best.

02:07:08.000 I'm gonna send you right back.

02:07:11.000 Lookin' over that.

02:07:12.000 Well, let's keep building this wall.

02:07:13.000 There you go.

02:07:14.000 Brick by brick.

02:07:15.000 My wall, frankly, shoots fire.

02:07:18.000 You see?

02:07:19.000 And you're gonna pay for it.

02:07:21.000 Bah! 0.97

02:07:22.000 Bah! 0.97

02:07:24.000 Headstrap! 1.00

02:07:27.000 Hey, guys, in the chat, let me know what you'd like me to put in my boat.

02:07:32.000 I'm thinking alligators and spikes.

02:07:34.000 🎵Dum de dum de dum de dum de dum de dum de dum🎵 🎵But I'm with you, I'm with you🎵

02:07:42.000 🎵And all of🎵 Alright guys, look, uh...

02:07:45.000 We're going to have a printout here.

02:07:47.000 All the references are available at loudearthcreditor.com.

02:07:49.000 Click that link in the description.

02:07:52.000 I have never, that I can remember, been more pissed off at a speech.

02:07:56.000 Now, I know a lot of it was platitudes, but that was not just platitudes.

02:07:59.000 That was not obfuscation.

02:08:01.000 Everything that could be fact-checked was a lie.

02:08:06.000 Was a lie.

02:08:07.000 Yeah, you got that?

02:08:07.000 Thank you very much, Lane the Brain.

02:08:10.000 And you've never heard me say this on air.

02:08:14.000 Everything that she just said was a lie? 0.93

02:08:20.000 Straight from the pit of hell. 0.98

02:08:23.000 When I say that, and I mean a God damned lie, and I don't mean that using the Lord's name in vain, I mean I hope that God damns every single policy proposal, every single suggestion, every single anti-God, anti-human, you were created in the image of God, idea, policy that was even mentioned there. 0.96

02:08:42.000 I hope that an unholy firestorm is brought upon their head like heaping coals so that they regret ever toying with the Lord Almighty with what they've just done here. 0.97

02:08:53.000 That was lying.

02:08:55.000 This is a woman who has not seen an interview or a press conference in 32 days, and the moment that she had the opportunity to talk to you, she decided to lie to you about everything.

02:09:08.000 That is certainly not democracy, and absolutely not a constitutional republic, to be clear.

02:09:18.000 That was, take Barack Obama, take Joe Biden, take John Kerry, take Al Gore, roll it all up, and combine it with someone incompetent that the only tool at her disposal is to lie. 1.00

02:09:32.000 And so that's what you're left with.

02:09:35.000 That's what you're left with.

02:09:37.000 And then, are you mad?

02:09:38.000 If you're mad, comment.

02:09:40.000 Hit a like.

02:09:41.000 If you're on Rumble, smash the Rumble button.

02:09:44.000 If you're mad, you should be.

02:09:46.000 And by the way, don't be told it's toxic masculinity. 0.97

02:09:49.000 If you're a man right now and you're not mad as the head of your household, you're not a man.

02:09:55.000 You're no man who should lead a family.

02:09:58.000 This is someone who wants to lie to the American public so she can steal from you what you have created and tear under what God has created. 1.00

02:10:07.000 That's what we just saw.

02:10:09.000 This is evil, evil stuff.

02:10:14.000 You can share this out if you want to.

02:10:16.000 All right.

02:10:17.000 Let's get to a few key things here.

02:10:19.000 Let's just get to her talking about people not being able to afford groceries that she's going to change, even though she's in office right now. 0.99

02:10:24.000 Groceries in general are up at least 30 percent.

02:10:26.000 Flour up 38.3, sugar up 30.7, butter up 35.9, eggs up 40.9, beef up 29 percent, chicken up 26 percent.

02:10:33.000 Jeez!

02:10:33.000 Show me one number that's below 20, but that's the number that they officially release.

02:10:38.000 Let's get to foreign policy where she says she's going to stand with her allies in NATO and by that she means a giant bill giving them money even though they have no business taking it.

02:10:38.000 Yeah.

02:10:49.000 Donald Trump, under him it was the first time that spending went to 2%.

02:10:56.000 for most nations. Before that, look at those numbers. A lot of people were spending, uh, we

02:11:00.000 don't have the before numbers, they were spending point something percent. Only four nations met the

02:11:04.000 two. Only four nations met. Yep. Four out of ten. When she talks about Iran, she talks about what

02:11:09.000 we're going to do with terrorism. The Biden administration unlocked six billion dollars

02:11:14.000 in funding with Iran, the largest funder of terrorism across the globe. And by the way,

02:11:19.000 Iranian officials said that Donald Trump's sanctions cost them.

02:11:22.000 them about 1 trillion plus dollars. You may not know this but as a as opposed to

02:11:28.000 unfreezing six billion dollars as opposed to sending tens of billions of

02:11:33.000 dollars to foreign nations to fight wars what happened with Donald Trump were the

02:11:39.000 Abraham Accords the first peace accords that were signed in the Middle East in

02:11:42.000 our lifetime.

02:11:45.000 Just to be clear.

02:11:50.000 Insulin, that's one that she brings up, talking about the price of insulin.

02:11:53.000 This is just a lie because they want to take credit for something that Donald Trump did.

02:11:57.000 Don't go back to the past, which we copied.

02:11:59.000 Donald Trump announced in May 2020 a $35 insulin co-pay.

02:12:06.000 And then Biden in 2021, February, decided to rescind that insulin policy.

02:12:10.000 And then he announced in 2023, two years later, a $35 insulin policy pressuring four main insulin manufacturers.

02:12:20.000 So he undid what Donald Trump did and then said, you know what, I'm going to redo it and claim credit for it.

02:12:25.000 Income, when you talk about income of the middle class, you're talking about salaries that went up about $4,000 under Donald Trump's presidency.

02:12:31.000 And salaries that went down an average of $4,200 under Biden-Harris's presidency.

02:12:36.000 When you're talking about the border, by the way...

02:12:39.000 Talking about 300,000 unaccompanied minors in the United States in 2021.

02:12:45.000 When she talks about fighting sex offenders.

02:12:48.000 When she talks about fighting criminality.

02:12:50.000 When she talks about us all being in this together.

02:12:52.000 When she talks about, hey, everyone deserves to be safe.

02:12:55.000 You've seen the skyrocketing crime rates.

02:12:57.000 The skyrocketing crime rates across the United States?

02:12:57.000 Have you seen that?

02:12:59.000 We've given you those numbers.

02:13:00.000 I'm sure we can bring them up again from Mission Control.

02:13:04.000 They've gotten worse and they've gotten so bad that they decided to no longer report it.

02:13:10.000 When she talks about divisiveness, Donald Trump was shot because you guys called him Hitler.

02:13:18.000 Let's be really clear about that.

02:13:21.000 You want to talk about extremism?

02:13:23.000 You want to increase the corporate tax rate to the highest in the industrialized world.

02:13:27.000 You want to increase the capital gains rate, which by the way would affect every American with a retirement portfolio, to I believe 44.6% and unrealized capital gains.

02:13:36.000 Donald Trump wants to decrease the corporate tax rate from 21% to 20%.

02:13:43.000 When she says we're all in this together, Tim Walz is governor of the state that enacted abortions with zero exceptions, meaning all the way up until the day that you actually gave birth.

02:13:55.000 If you gave birth at 1 p.m., you could have aborted that baby in Minnesota at 12 p.m.

02:14:00.000 Over 500 people last year did.

02:14:02.000 10,000 to 15,000 people per year do it.

02:14:07.000 By the way, Donald Trump is reacting live on Fox News audio.

02:14:11.000 If you want to go to that, it's up to you completely.

02:14:14.000 We can go live to Fox News.

02:14:15.000 Let's go see Donald Trump's reaction.

02:14:17.000 I have more fact-checking to do, but we can go back to it.

02:14:19.000 Yeah, by the way, 44.6% is capital gains tax, unrealized is 25%.

02:14:23.000 Those NATO nations, there were a handful that were paying their 2%.

02:14:27.000 Donald Trump was the first one to get 10 nations to pay minimum of 2%.

02:14:31.000 Yep.

02:14:33.000 Yep.

02:14:36.000 Bring up Donald Trump on Fox News.

02:14:37.000 Let's hear what he has to say.

02:14:38.000 By the way, also murder in 2019.

02:14:42.000 I don't know what the number is, but now it's up 28.7 over 2019.

02:14:46.000 Assault up 9.5% over 2019.

02:14:49.000 And that's with reporting.

02:14:51.000 Yes, exactly.

02:14:53.000 That's without, you know, places like New York and other people reporting.

02:14:56.000 There is not one area.

02:14:58.000 Look, let me be really clear.

02:15:00.000 The economy.

02:15:02.000 Crime.

02:15:03.000 The border.

02:15:05.000 Sex trafficking.

02:15:07.000 The middle class.

02:15:08.000 Manufacturing.

02:15:10.000 Freedom.

02:15:11.000 Education?

02:15:13.000 There is not one area, mortgages, that are better off under a Harris-Biden administration than Donald Trump.

02:15:23.000 Not one.

02:15:24.000 You can maybe dislike that Donald Trump did it through actually enacting policies that enable more freedom.

02:15:32.000 Fine.

02:15:32.000 Be that as it may.

02:15:34.000 You cannot argue with the results, the numbers, the data.

02:15:38.000 It's irrefutable.

02:15:41.000 Everything she just said was a lie and she knows it.

02:15:45.000 You've heard me on the show say do not attribute to malice what you can attribute to ignorance.

02:15:49.000 This is malice.

02:15:50.000 We are living in a time of malice.

02:15:54.000 That's a steal.

02:15:56.000 If you vote for Kamala Harris because you believe that she brought down grocery prices, your vote was stolen.

02:16:02.000 If you vote for Kamala Harris because you believe that she's actually going to get NATO to pay their fair share, your vote was stolen.

02:16:08.000 If you vote for Kamala Harris because you believe that she's going to actually put sanctions on Iran, the world's biggest funder of terrorism, your vote was stolen. 0.89

02:16:17.000 If you vote for Kamala Harris because you think she's going to unify this country, your vote was stolen.

02:16:22.000 Why?

02:16:23.000 Because you were lied to in order to get your vote.

02:16:27.000 That's a steal.

02:16:29.000 Think about it.

02:16:30.000 If someone tells you I'm selling you this car, and you buy it, and it is not the car that you were sold, that's theft.

02:16:39.000 That's exactly what they're doing.

02:16:40.000 That's why we've gone 32 days without a press conference or answering a legitimate question.

02:16:44.000 Let's go to Donald Trump on Fox News.

02:16:48.000 It's really dangerous here.

02:16:49.000 I think it's time to leave.

02:16:51.000 You wouldn't believe the things that I saw at that border.

02:16:54.000 She's the border czar.

02:16:55.000 Now she wants to deny that, but she's the border czar.

02:16:58.000 In any event, she was in charge of the border.

02:17:00.000 She's the worst border czar in the history of the world. 1.00

02:17:02.000 There's never been a border so unsafe as this one.

02:17:06.000 20 people, 20 million people have poured into our country, many of them from prisons and jails, from mental institutions and insane asylum, and record number of parents.

02:17:19.000 And other countries are releasing their prisoners from their jails.

02:17:23.000 They're emptying out their jails into the United States of America because of her incompetence and her bad border policies. 1.00

02:17:31.000 She is a horrible, Horrible person to run this country. 1.00

02:17:35.000 We won't have a country if she gets elected. 1.00

02:17:38.000 Let me ask you this, sir.

02:17:39.000 There has been a huge appeal and momentum for women voters.

02:17:44.000 She's trying to pull that the youth vote, the Hispanic vote, the black vote back in her direction. 1.00

02:17:51.000 Polls show that she's having some success in that at this point.

02:17:55.000 So what are you going to do?

02:17:56.000 What's your strategy to rebuild the momentum that you had with those voters?

02:18:01.000 He already gained it back with Polly Market.

02:18:03.000 He's not having success.

02:18:04.000 I'm having success.

02:18:06.000 I'm doing great with the Hispanic voters.

02:18:08.000 I'm doing great with black men.

02:18:11.000 I'm doing great with women, because women want safety. 1.00

02:18:14.000 They want safety.

02:18:15.000 And they don't have safety when they have somebody allowing 20 million people into our country, many of them very dangerous people. 1.00

02:18:22.000 That number's not far off, based on our calculations.

02:18:24.000 Our estimate was 18.7 million, so he's close.

02:18:28.000 That's on top of the other 15 to 20 that are already there.

02:18:31.000 But not more.

02:18:32.000 Oh, mister called Arizona with 4% of the vote in.

02:18:34.000 Mr. President, let me interrupt you.

02:18:36.000 Oh, Mr. called Arizona with 4% of the vote in? Go ahead.

02:18:41.000 Mr. President, you're nine days before anybody else.

02:18:44.000 I hate when they do this phone trick.

02:18:45.000 Hey Fox, don't go mic.

02:18:47.000 I already had our tipster tell us that he will be.

02:18:48.000 I already broke that.

02:18:49.000 The United Auto Workers ought to be ashamed of themselves.

02:18:53.000 They sold the workers down the tube.

02:18:57.000 Two quick things as we wrap up here, Mr. President.

02:18:59.000 Tomorrow, do you expect to be endorsed by Robert F. Kennedy Jr.?

02:19:04.000 I already had our tipster tell us that he will be.

02:19:08.000 Watch Donald Trump will be cryptic.

02:19:09.000 That's what a lot of people are saying.

02:19:11.000 I don't know.

02:19:12.000 Well I just saw Brian on A Very Good Man.

02:19:15.000 Did you ever hear of a man named Sean Hannity?

02:19:19.000 And he was interviewed by Sean Hannity.

02:19:21.000 And he was very nice and he said he wants Trump to win and he's going to work with me 100%.

02:19:26.000 Brian Kemp.

02:19:27.000 I think we're going to have a very good relationship with Brian Kemp.

02:19:30.000 I was on just before you people went on with that speech that we just listened to.

02:19:36.000 It just happened.

02:19:37.000 As far as RFK, I've had a great relationship with him over the years.

02:19:41.000 I respect him.

02:19:42.000 He respects me.

02:19:43.000 I have no idea if he's going to endorse me.

02:19:46.000 I know he's got a news conference.

02:19:47.000 We happen to be in the same state.

02:19:49.000 Arizona will be in the same state, but in quite different parts of the state.

02:19:54.000 I think he's right.

02:19:55.000 I do, too.

02:19:55.000 We'll be meeting tomorrow and we'll be discussing it.

02:19:59.000 He said, look, he was treated very unfairly by the Democrats.

02:20:02.000 He would have beaten Joe Biden in a Democrat primary.

02:20:05.000 I have no doubt about it.

02:20:06.000 I think he's right.

02:20:07.000 I do too.

02:20:08.000 And they made it absolutely impossible for him.

02:20:10.000 They made it that you have to get...

02:20:11.000 You can't get them off.

02:20:12.000 Hold on, I think I have a call waiting.

02:20:14.000 and you know what?

02:20:15.000 in the end the democrats did the same thing to joe biden you can't have a phone call with them, you can't get them

02:20:21.000 off that's why we saw a different night tonight

02:20:23.000 mr president, thank you very much hold on, i think i have call waiting

02:20:27.000 oh wait, it's me let me merge myself

02:20:32.000 Our producer's in our ear, we gotta go!

02:20:34.000 Go back to CNN for this.

02:20:35.000 this. Go back to CNN. I'll show you their reaction later, but I want to give you a few

02:20:39.000 things really quickly. A few more fact checks. Mortgage under Biden increased 83 percent.

02:20:43.000 The current rate is 6.46 when Trump left office. 2.6. What does that mean to you? $420,000

02:20:49.000 house today if you're lucky enough to be able to find one.

02:20:52.000 $2,800 monthly payment versus $1,692 under Trump.

02:20:56.000 That is life-changing.

02:20:59.000 Cannot afford a house at that kind of rate.

02:20:59.000 Yes.

02:21:04.000 Now add on top of that.

02:21:05.000 That's $1,100 more.

02:21:05.000 Unrealized capital gains.

02:21:08.000 On 25% of your unrealized.

02:21:08.000 By the way, I have to kind of admonish me.

02:21:10.000 Fox called it with 72% of the vote, but that was 12 days before.

02:21:15.000 I said six.

02:21:16.000 I was exaggerating.

02:21:17.000 12 days before.

02:21:19.000 Anyone else called it?

02:21:21.000 It might as well have been three.

02:21:22.000 Twelve days go by before anybody else calls it?

02:21:22.000 It didn't matter.

02:21:25.000 And they got sued?

02:21:26.000 I guess two people got fired because of this?

02:21:28.000 I don't know if they got sued.

02:21:30.000 I think that just people got fired.

02:21:31.000 I don't want to get admonished again.

02:21:34.000 Don't admonish me.

02:21:36.000 At least this election will provide clarity.

02:21:39.000 I'm not scared because Kamala Harris will win. 0.90

02:21:42.000 I'm scared at the mere idea that someone like that could win.

02:21:46.000 That's exactly right.

02:21:51.000 Yeah.

02:21:52.000 They rely! 1.00

02:21:53.000 They rely on the stupidity. 1.00

02:21:55.000 We're going to live fact-check CNN and their coverage thereafter. 1.00

02:22:00.000 But first, actually, Josh has been missing.

02:22:03.000 He hasn't been here the last couple of days.

02:22:04.000 Yeah, what's up with that?

02:22:05.000 Do we know where he is?

02:22:05.000 Can we check in with Josh?

02:22:07.000 Yeah, I think I got him on the line.

02:22:09.000 Oh, can you call him?

02:22:10.000 Yeah, bring him on.

02:22:11.000 Alright.

02:22:14.000 Where in the world is Josh?

02:22:20.000 Hey, Josh, we're actually missing you around here today.

02:22:23.000 What's going on exactly?

02:22:24.000 Hey, Steven.

02:22:25.000 Yeah, I'm at the mall.

02:22:26.000 Sorry, I couldn't make it in tonight.

02:22:28.000 I thought I'd be finished by now.

02:22:30.000 You'd be finished with what?

02:22:31.000 You have your hand in a bucket there.

02:22:32.000 I see a Patriot supply.

02:22:33.000 It's a hands-on hard-body competition.

02:22:36.000 It's like, you put your hand on an item, and then the last person to take their hand off wins the prize.

02:22:40.000 They used to do it with, like, cars or appliances and stuff like that.

02:22:43.000 Well, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:22:44.000 I understand the concept, but I don't understand why we're doing that when you can just get your own bucket at prepwithcrowder.com and you get $300 off.

02:22:51.000 Well, this one is free, so I'd rather just get one for free.

02:22:56.000 Well, I guess that's a good point.

02:22:57.000 You know, just send me a few buckets, I guess?

02:23:00.000 Yeah, I guess.

02:23:02.000 Wait, hold on.

02:23:03.000 Are you with Finnegan?

02:23:04.000 Oh, yeah.

02:23:05.000 We figured we'd team up, double up our chances, you know?

02:23:08.000 And whoever's left, whoever wins, can split the bucket 50-50 with the other guy.

02:23:11.000 Well, that makes sense. 1.00

02:23:12.000 You're both idiots. 1.00

02:23:14.000 All right, Toolman, you can just cut. 1.00

02:23:16.000 You can just cut this because I don't...

02:23:18.000 Get your feet again!

02:23:20.000 Do the DNA, do the DNA Where in the world is...

02:23:24.000 Jones Look, go to prepwithcrowder.com

02:23:28.000 You don't think you'll need this if Kamala Harris is president?

02:23:31.000 And I'm not a doomsday prepper, but you should always have this if there's an earthquake, there's a hurricane, or a Kamala Harris presidency.

02:23:40.000 Get $300 off on a three month food supply kit.

02:23:43.000 Their pudding's pretty good.

02:23:45.000 Very good.

02:23:45.000 I should be more enthusiastic with this plug.

02:23:46.000 They actually sent me a bunch of oatmeal and I like their oatmeal.

02:23:48.000 It's actually better than the Quaker Oats.

02:23:50.000 Is it?

02:23:50.000 But I gotta tell ya, I'm just, I'm in a rotten mood, so.

02:23:53.000 You're pissed.

02:23:54.000 I wanna see what this guy's saying on CNN.

02:23:56.000 He usually does a good job.

02:23:57.000 I hope he pushes back.

02:23:59.000 Maybe you don't put the people in charge who are already in the White House.

02:24:04.000 I don't know who's going to win that race, but to me, between now and the debate on September 10th,

02:24:09.000 that is the argument that's going to be had between these two juggernaut campaigns.

02:24:12.000 I think that Kamala Harris has done something.

02:24:15.000 She's not just going to get away from Biden, which I think that she can do now penalty-free.

02:24:19.000 Penalty free.

02:24:21.000 What?

02:24:21.000 She has this party behind her, but she's doing something, she's fixing some problems on the left.

02:24:28.000 This whole thing has been an implicit critique of problems that we've had on the left.

02:24:32.000 The left before we walked in here was about justice, diversity, trigger warnings, reparations for the past, and a bunch of party poopers and scolds.

02:24:42.000 That was the knock on the left.

02:24:44.000 We have gone from talking about justice, which is wonderful, but now it's about freedom.

02:24:48.000 It's not just about diversity, it's about patriotism.

02:24:51.000 It's not just... When has the left ever cared about freedom and patriotism?

02:24:53.000 It's unbelievable.

02:24:55.000 Reparations for the past?

02:24:56.000 No.

02:24:56.000 Fight for the future.

02:24:58.000 Party poopers?

02:24:58.000 No.

02:24:59.000 We legalize fun.

02:25:00.000 We legalize fun.

02:25:03.000 We put the party back in the Democratic Party.

02:25:05.000 And so this is a...

02:25:07.000 I'm not sure the left is gonna go down as easy as you think, but I agree with your chart and I did want to pick up on one word that you wrote and that's patriotism.

02:25:14.000 not just Biden in the past, they want to fight this sort of anti-wolf war against a left

02:25:19.000 that just died in here and something new just got born.

02:25:22.000 The Kamala Harris Democrats are a different thing for you guys to fight.

02:25:26.000 I'm not sure the left is going to go down as easy as you think, but I agree with your

02:25:31.000 chart and I did want to pick up on one word that you wrote and that's patriotism.

02:25:35.000 I do think that Republicans should pay attention to what happened in this hall tonight and

02:25:41.000 the power of patriotism.

02:25:42.000 It is a powerful thing.

02:25:44.000 I made a snarky quip about it earlier, but what I was noticing was the American flags, the number of them, everybody had one.

02:25:52.000 Towards the end of the speech they had large American flags.

02:25:55.000 There is something very symbolic about a waving American flag, the red, white, and blue, especially when you consider what we've seen out of the left on the streets of America and on the campuses of America over the last several months.

02:26:08.000 You didn't really pick that up in the hall, but there is something interesting about it, and it was powerful.

02:26:13.000 I want to quickly go to Caitlin on the floor.

02:26:15.000 Let's go to Harry Forearms Broad.

02:26:17.000 I'm joined by two special guests here, Pete Buttigieg and his husband, Chastin Buttigieg.

02:26:20.000 Oh my gosh, they somehow look gayer tonight.

02:26:22.000 What did you think of Vice President Harris' speech tonight?

02:26:24.000 It was extraordinary.

02:26:25.000 First of all, a clear and compelling account of who she is. 0.98

02:26:29.000 For the first time I got an erection for a woman. 0.98

02:26:31.000 Protecting others and keeping this country safe. 0.90

02:26:34.000 She also prosecuted the case against Donald Trump very effectively.

02:26:39.000 Reminded Americans of the two very different futures in front of us under her leadership.

02:26:45.000 I want to tell you, if Kamala Harris wins the presidency, I don't know, I may just retire and go back to stand up.

02:26:52.000 Because at that point, at that point, at that point it's lost. 1.00

02:26:52.000 Shit. 1.00

02:26:55.000 This country is lost. 1.00

02:26:56.000 If she wins, this country is lost.

02:26:59.000 Honestly, at least we'll get clarity this election.

02:27:01.000 None of this happens.

02:27:02.000 Election night.

02:27:03.000 We've burned the ships.

02:27:05.000 I think it's already lost.

02:27:06.000 Click the button.

02:27:07.000 Join Mug Club.

02:27:07.000 You can use the promo code Comrade Kamala.

02:27:10.000 But if nothing else, we'll have some clarity.

02:27:10.000 $15 off.

02:27:12.000 If Americans choose this, I don't know.

02:27:15.000 I'll just go back to just making people laugh because the points don't matter.

02:27:20.000 Instead of, like, join Mug Club or you're a communist. 0.98

02:27:23.000 Not just gay, but communist. 0.69

02:27:25.000 Click the link in the description. 0.99

02:27:26.000 Don't be a commie. 0.99

02:27:27.000 Or a gay commie. 1.00

02:27:28.000 That's worse, right? 0.96

02:27:29.000 Ten good men in Sedim and Gomorrah.

02:27:31.000 That's where we are at this point.

02:27:34.000 If she gets elected, it's not the American voters. 0.98

02:27:37.000 It's ten people that run the world. 1.00

02:27:39.000 Whether it's Bill Gates or whoever the fuck. 0.99

02:27:41.000 We're taking our marching orders from the top. 0.99

02:27:43.000 It's got nothing to do with the American voter.

02:27:45.000 This country is way more to the right than the media would have you believe.

02:27:49.000 Of course.

02:27:51.000 It's embarrassing.

02:27:52.000 Yeah, all the betting stuff, I think you're going to see that.

02:27:55.000 And by the way, Chris Cuomo actually put out in the Trump War Room, retweeted it from NewsNation.

02:28:00.000 Really? 0.98

02:28:01.000 Was he not fondling his brother's nipple barbells? 0.99

02:28:03.000 He was, but he actually took a break from that, thank God. 0.98

02:28:07.000 From Cuomo, it's not going to be satisfying to independent voters, what they heard tonight.

02:28:11.000 Right.

02:28:12.000 Oh great, what would I ever do without Chris Cuomo's insightful commentary?

02:28:15.000 When Cuomo does say something like that, he does it begrudgingly. 1.00

02:28:20.000 No, he's an idiot. 1.00

02:28:21.000 Of course he's a liberal idiot. 1.00

02:28:23.000 He's an idiot now who needs conservatives. 1.00

02:28:24.000 So he says, you know what? 1.00

02:28:25.000 I'm calling balls and strikes.

02:28:27.000 Really?

02:28:28.000 Why didn't you have the spine to do that for, what was it, nine years at CNN?

02:28:31.000 Of course.

02:28:32.000 But now that he's doing it. 1.00

02:28:32.000 Fuck you. 1.00

02:28:33.000 That's true. 1.00

02:28:34.000 Fuck you. 1.00

02:28:36.000 You're part of the reason that we're here in this country right now. 1.00

02:28:39.000 And I don't want to act like you've somehow grown an altruistic backbone. 1.00

02:28:42.000 Go fuck yourself, Chris Cuomo. 1.00

02:28:44.000 You didn't show up to our fight either. 1.00

02:28:45.000 And you can't dunk a basketball.

02:28:48.000 We actually proved scientifically that that was like a nine foot rim, eight foot rim.

02:28:52.000 Eight.

02:28:53.000 And that's being generous.

02:28:53.000 Eight.

02:28:54.000 I want to hear about it, Judge.

02:28:56.000 He's got a egg salad recipe.

02:28:57.000 Butt gig.

02:28:58.000 Butt gig.

02:28:59.000 Say it right. 1.00

02:29:00.000 Talk sucker. 0.98

02:29:01.000 Called surrogate salad recipe. 0.98

02:29:05.000 There's going to be some plowing this evening.

02:29:07.000 The streets.

02:29:08.000 What are you talking about?

02:29:09.000 Mr. Plow.

02:29:11.000 That's my name.

02:29:12.000 Remember that name.

02:29:13.000 It's Mr. Plow.

02:29:14.000 It's pretty remarkable that that's an applause line in this day and age.

02:29:18.000 Yeah, and I think she wants to lead the way to where that is table stakes, where any Republican and any Democrat... Look, let me just tell you before we go to our 7 Plus 1 and then Mug Club, why you heard what you just heard.

02:29:29.000 Kamala Harris is deathly afraid of the American public knowing who she is. 0.68

02:29:35.000 People used to say that, I think it was I don't remember who, it was like JibJab back in the day, who used to do political cartoons, that John Kerry had more waffles than a house of pancakes, was like one of their jokes, back when comedians were kind of, you know, taking it online and not doing actual comedy.

02:29:52.000 But the point here is, there's never been someone who's flip-flopped more than Kamala Harris.

02:29:56.000 She doesn't actually believe in anything, but she would have communism if she could choose.

02:30:01.000 As far as her policy, as far as her platform, she'll say whatever she needs to say.

02:30:08.000 And that's why she's deathly afraid of having to answer questions from the media.

02:30:12.000 So let me give you some then and now, and all the references are available.

02:30:16.000 Link in the description.

02:30:18.000 Let me give you, for example, tonight what you hear may not be what you hear a month from now.

02:30:24.000 Election is in 70-something days.

02:30:27.000 You may hear an entirely different policy from Kamala Harris in 40 days.

02:30:32.000 Let me make my case.

02:30:33.000 So let's go back to then.

02:30:35.000 Kamala Harris unequivocally, for example, supported a gun ban.

02:30:42.000 Mandatory gun buybacks.

02:30:44.000 What would you do about the millions of, specifically, assault weapons that are already in circulation?

02:30:52.000 What do you do about those?

02:30:53.000 Well, there are approximately 5 million, to your point, Craig.

02:30:56.000 We have to have a buyback program, and I support a mandatory buyback program.

02:31:00.000 It's got to be smart.

02:31:00.000 What about the freedoms you just said?

02:31:03.000 But there are 5 million, at least.

02:31:06.000 Some estimate as many as 10 million.

02:31:08.000 And we're going to have to have smart public policy.

02:31:12.000 By the way, is she saying there are 5 to maybe 10 million assault weapons?

02:31:18.000 There are over 200 million by your definition.

02:31:21.000 Hey, anyone out there have a Glock?

02:31:23.000 Anyone out there have a Ruger?

02:31:24.000 Or, thank God, a Walther?

02:31:26.000 You have a magazine that holds more than 10 rounds?

02:31:29.000 That's an assault weapon.

02:31:31.000 It's the majority of firearms.

02:31:32.000 I believe there's 400-something firearms, fact check, Mission Control, in the United States right now.

02:31:37.000 400 million-something firearms. 1.00

02:31:39.000 She can't even get her bullshit right. 0.99

02:31:41.000 It's not 5 to 10 million. 1.00

02:31:42.000 It's over 200 million.

02:31:43.000 But she doesn't want to say, we're going to ban over half of the guns in this country.

02:31:49.000 She just told you, she supported it.

02:31:51.000 Okay, but now...

02:31:55.000 she no longer supports a gun ban or mandatory buyback. 0.98

02:31:58.000 Because now she has Beyonce Singh freedom, along with her slutty friends and their Illuminati 0.98

02:32:03.000 triangles. 1.00

02:32:04.000 Holy crap, you're wrong. 0.97

02:32:06.000 500 million civilian-owned firearms in the United States. 0.98

02:32:10.000 I guarantee you at least 250 of them are assault weapons.

02:32:14.000 It's gotta be higher than that, yeah.

02:32:15.000 And they're in blue cities.

02:32:17.000 Dang! 0.99

02:32:18.000 Let's go to fracking.

02:32:20.000 You know, one of the greatest modern innovations that has allowed the United States, at least under Trump's administration, to become a net exporter of energy.

02:32:30.000 I'm gonna have to get very near the end of this now because I have SARS Are we all gonna die?

02:32:36.000 Let's go back, let's go back to then.

02:32:39.000 Kamala Harris said that she was going to flat-out ban fracking in 2020.

02:32:45.000 Will you commit to implementing a federal ban on fracking your first day in office?

02:32:50.000 Adding the United States to the list of countries who have banned this devastating practice.

02:32:54.000 There's no question I'm in favor of banning fracking.

02:32:58.000 Well, no question!

02:32:59.000 Wow, no question at all.

02:33:01.000 That makes it really queer. 1.00

02:33:02.000 And I meant queer on purpose, no.

02:33:06.000 Quite queer. 0.97

02:33:07.000 Because it's gay. 0.99

02:33:10.000 Which brings us to now. 0.90

02:33:12.000 There's no question except now her campaign claims that she no longer supports banning fracking.

02:33:18.000 Wait, what?

02:33:19.000 She was clear.

02:33:20.000 She said it was clear.

02:33:23.000 That's why I said it was queer. 1.00

02:33:23.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:33:25.000 It is queer. 1.00

02:33:25.000 Banning fracking. 1.00

02:33:27.000 Let's go to the topic that all the liberals and libertarians love at the think tanks.

02:33:32.000 Marijuana.

02:33:35.000 Back then, 2010, as Attorney General Harris opposed Prop 19 to legalize marijuana in California, she called it flawed public policy.

02:33:45.000 Oops.

02:33:46.000 Which, by the way, shows you how elitist she is because she claimed that she was smoking weed while listening to Tupac and Snoop before they ever existed.

02:33:54.000 Well.

02:33:55.000 That brings us to now.

02:33:58.000 Where she's all in on the Mary Jane saying that she smoked in college and listened to artists who didn't even exist.

02:34:06.000 Have you ever smoked?

02:34:07.000 I have.

02:34:08.000 And I inhale.

02:34:09.000 I did inhale.

02:34:13.000 It was a long time ago.

02:34:15.000 What was it when you was high?

02:34:16.000 What was on?

02:34:17.000 What song was it?

02:34:18.000 Oh my goodness.

02:34:19.000 Oh yeah, definitely Snoop.

02:34:20.000 Uh huh.

02:34:21.000 Tupac for sure.

02:34:22.000 Hey, I don't know if we had Mission Control put this together, but she accuses Donald

02:34:28.000 Trump of being a misogynist.

02:34:30.000 You ever listen to Snoop Dogg?

02:34:31.000 Or Tupac?

02:34:32.000 Do we have a... Snoop and Tupac.

02:34:34.000 So Donald Trump says, Kamala, she slept her way, we don't know how she got her job, but we know at 29 she was dating Willie Brown who was 60, which is weird. 0.98

02:34:45.000 If you're 29, suckling on old pendulous wrinkly balls is weird. 0.98

02:34:52.000 But that's just me, Mr. Traditional. 1.00

02:34:54.000 So she calls Donald Trump and you, everyone here, a misogynist, but then talks about how she listens to Tupac and Snoop Dogg.

02:35:00.000 Let's run a little bit of Snoop Dogg and Tupac so you can see if she actually believes what she says. 0.98

02:35:06.000 Do you look back at some of your old lyrics, given the climate of what's happening today with women's empowerment, and be like, damn, that was kind of f***ed up that I said that? 0.97

02:35:14.000 Nope. 0.99

02:35:14.000 Hell no. 0.99

02:35:14.000 Nope. 0.99

02:35:15.000 That was me. 0.99

02:35:15.000 I love every motherf***ing man f***ed in my house. 0.99

02:35:18.000 F*** these b****es, man. 1.00

02:35:19.000 If you f*** with a cool female, that's all good. 1.00

02:35:22.000 But if you f*** with a b****, you need to break her ass and shake her ass. 1.00

02:35:25.000 That's how we got to do it in the 9-3. 1.00

02:35:30.000 Oh, thanks for being clear, drama nerd Tupac. 0.98

02:35:33.000 You can beat the p***y, you just can't grab women by it. 1.00

02:35:37.000 Apparently. 0.99

02:35:38.000 Let's go to cash bail, which is tough for Kamala Harris because she's trying to pander to black voters even though she's not amongst them. 1.00

02:35:45.000 Back then, as a prosecutor, she wasn't only not in favor of cash bail, she had some of the highest money bail amounts in the country and she extended sentences that people had already served so that the state of California could use them as state-funded slave labor.

02:36:05.000 Check the reference.

02:36:06.000 Click that link.

02:36:06.000 You can read it.

02:36:07.000 I encourage you to because I want an informed voting populace as opposed to now!

02:36:14.000 Well, she wants to end cash bail and completely reduce penalties for criminals. 1.00

02:36:17.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

02:36:18.000 And here she is, by the way, supporting the Freedom Fund for Minnesota.

02:36:21.000 She said, if you're able to chip in now to the Minnesota Freedom Fund to help post bail for those protesting on the ground in Minnesota.

02:36:30.000 One of the beneficiaries of that fund committed murder three weeks later while she talks about how we all deserve to feel safe.

02:36:37.000 Can you give some more money to that rapist murderer, please?

02:36:40.000 Can you give some more money, please? 0.93

02:36:41.000 You deserve to feel safe.

02:36:45.000 Everything that she said is a lie or evil.

02:36:48.000 That's not hyperbole.

02:36:51.000 This election, if nothing else, will provide some clarity.

02:36:55.000 You know what?

02:36:56.000 I accept that.

02:36:58.000 Let the chips fall where they may.

02:36:59.000 Yeah, 35, 37 minutes, something like that.

02:37:01.000 She spent a very large chunk of that time trying to tell you who she was.

02:37:05.000 That her mom was 5 foot 2.

02:37:06.000 Yes, 5 foot 2 and we made this and we had to do all that. 0.99

02:37:10.000 Sorry, I got the fucking papers. 0.97

02:37:11.000 I wish you would just give me some more of your policies and how you're going to enforce some of these things. 0.98

02:37:16.000 How about this?

02:37:18.000 How about a section on why I haven't done any of this yet, right?

02:37:22.000 You believe that Americans deserve freedom and prosperity and the ability to feel safe in their cities.

02:37:28.000 How about all the illegals that have murdered people? 1.00

02:37:30.000 I mean, we can at least start there, right?

02:37:32.000 How about all the illegals who have committed crimes and then been let back out into our society? 0.99

02:37:36.000 Those are undocumented rapists. 1.00

02:37:39.000 Undocumented rapists. 1.00

02:37:41.000 Future rapists, apparently. 1.00

02:37:43.000 And I think most women think rape is sexy. 1.00

02:37:45.000 Well, you're also Eugene Carroll, so... You're very interesting to talk to.

02:37:49.000 Thank you.

02:37:51.000 Listen, I'm just saying, like, this doesn't make any sense to me for the American people to buy this, and so what I hope is that we don't see a bump and that RFK does his thing

02:38:01.000 tomorrow, Trump does his thing tomorrow, and pushes whatever bump they would have gotten aside and

02:38:07.000 that we move on into debates where Donald Trump will absolutely destroy her on policy and the 0.95

02:38:11.000 American people get to see who she is not here I am as a child, here I am as somebody serving as 0.88

02:38:18.000 vice And I know I don't understand God's plan.

02:38:21.000 So understand that.

02:38:22.000 It's not lost on me.

02:38:22.000 I get it.

02:38:23.000 Please vote me in.

02:38:24.000 By the way, just hearing those words out of your mouth, I just had a crisis of faith.

02:38:28.000 Because, and I know I don't understand God's plan.

02:38:30.000 So, understand that. I get it.

02:38:32.000 It's not lost on me. I am not the Almighty.

02:38:35.000 But in my opinion, if there was justice in this world, after blowing every mayor in Northern California,

02:38:44.000 Kamala Harris should sound like RFK Jr. 0.99

02:38:48.000 A little bit.

02:38:48.000 And he should sound like Clark Gable.

02:38:51.000 She should walk out of Willie Brown's office talking like this.

02:38:53.000 It was a rough day.

02:38:54.000 I had a tough day at work.

02:38:56.000 I don't want to talk about it.

02:39:00.000 Michael Douglas maybe?

02:39:03.000 I don't know.

02:39:04.000 At least some mouth herpes.

02:39:06.000 You can thank Willie Brown for me talking like this.

02:39:11.000 Don't do what I did. 0.96

02:39:13.000 By the way, I'm getting a little bit of crap from research. 0.73

02:39:15.000 They said it was important about the coach thing. 0.96

02:39:18.000 Whatever.

02:39:18.000 I think they're going to keep calling him coach.

02:39:20.000 Donald Trump tweeted out a few things.

02:39:24.000 Waltz was an assistant coach.

02:39:26.000 I can't do the voice.

02:39:26.000 Not a coach.

02:39:27.000 I'd give it to you if you can read it.

02:39:29.000 Is this the actual sequence?

02:39:30.000 Yes.

02:39:30.000 Waltz was an assistant coach.

02:39:33.000 Not a coach.

02:39:34.000 Not a head coach.

02:39:35.000 Wait five minutes.

02:39:36.000 Where's Hunter?

02:39:40.000 Sorry, I mispronounced canter.

02:39:45.000 Well, how?

02:39:46.000 Can you say the last one?

02:39:47.000 I can't read it.

02:39:47.000 I can't.

02:39:48.000 Too many thank yous.

02:39:50.000 Too rapidly said.

02:39:51.000 What's up with her?

02:39:51.000 Too many thank yous.

02:39:52.000 Too rapidly said.

02:39:54.000 What's going on with her? 0.60

02:39:57.000 I think it's syphilis brain. 0.71

02:39:59.000 She needs an old English wig, I think. 1.00

02:40:01.000 By the way, this is Donald Trump.

02:40:02.000 He didn't wait five minutes.

02:40:04.000 That's one minute apart.

02:40:05.000 That's four minutes old, five minutes old, and six minutes old.

02:40:08.000 He's like, no, no, no.

02:40:09.000 I've got another one.

02:40:10.000 No, I gotta ask.

02:40:11.000 Why so many thank yous?

02:40:14.000 Sir, if you can just wait a few minutes, you're on Fox.

02:40:16.000 I know, but I can speak to Fox and tweet.

02:40:21.000 We also got the clip of Kamala saying she's going to snatch patents from companies. 0.86

02:40:26.000 Ugh.

02:40:28.000 Okay, go.

02:40:30.000 I will snatch their patent so that we will take over. 0.78

02:40:35.000 She's doing this now. 0.85

02:40:36.000 Look at the crazy eyes.

02:40:37.000 Yes, yes, we can do that.

02:40:40.000 Look, listen, I understand it's confusing.

02:40:42.000 The question is, do you have the will to do it?

02:40:45.000 I understand it's confusing.

02:40:47.000 What she meant to say is that she will put a patent on that horrible snatch.

02:40:52.000 Okay, I don't believe that's actually what she said.

02:40:59.000 Off-brand!

02:41:00.000 Wow.

02:41:02.000 Generic snatch, they called her. 1.00

02:41:05.000 Alright, look.

02:41:06.000 This woman is not suited. 0.99

02:41:08.000 She is not fit to be President of the United States. 0.64

02:41:12.000 To be clear.

02:41:13.000 And I don't mean fitted for a Trojan.

02:41:15.000 She... It's a good brand.

02:41:18.000 That brings us to this week's 7 Plus 1.

02:41:22.000 Jobs better suited for Kamala Harris. 1.00

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02:41:34.000 You can click that link below.

02:41:35.000 It's the only reason we're allowed to do this and not be banned from the internet.

02:41:39.000 We can be banned from YouTube, but we're still on Rumble.

02:41:42.000 7 plus 1 jobs.

02:41:43.000 Better suited for Kamala Harris. 1.00

02:41:46.000 Number 7.

02:41:48.000 Fashion designer of couture knee pads.

02:41:55.000 They'll get a lot of use.

02:41:56.000 That's right.

02:41:57.000 Better do- Rent a beard.

02:42:18.000 Oh, look at that!

02:42:19.000 That's not even a Photoshop.

02:42:20.000 That's just her husband.

02:42:23.000 It must be true.

02:42:24.000 It's just her husband.

02:42:25.000 He's just a beard.

02:42:26.000 7 plus 1 jobs better suited for Kamala Harris than mine. 1.00

02:42:30.000 Number 5, Gerald.

02:42:33.000 The new Aunt Viv!

02:42:35.000 Oh, I hated the original advent...

02:42:38.000 I'm sorry, I'm not a fan of the original.

02:42:56.000 So, um, I'm going to go ahead and get started. I'm going to start with the basics. I'm going

02:43:03.000 to start with the basics. I'm going to start with the basics. I'm going to start with the

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02:43:39.000 basics. I'm going to start with the basics. I'm going to start with the basics. I'm going

02:43:47.000 to start with the basics.

02:43:54.000 I'm going to start with the basics. I'm going to start with the basics. I'm going to start

02:44:00.000 Are they Ben Stiller on CNN right now?

02:44:02.000 Are they saying this is a historic nomination at the DNC because she stole it from Joe Biden?

02:44:09.000 Is that why it's historic?

02:44:11.000 That's what I was asking up here.

02:44:12.000 Otherwise it's run-of-the-mill, we plugged whoever in here.

02:44:14.000 It's historic because it was a coup and nobody said boo.

02:44:16.000 She's the vote burglar. 1.00

02:44:18.000 I think you plug in Fawkes 11.

02:44:21.000 that's that's come about and in such a so fast and I think it was it was a

02:44:27.000 really tough time I think everybody was kind of looking at you know I think

02:44:31.000 feeling that like maybe this wasn't gonna go the way we'd want it to go and

02:44:36.000 by the president doing this incredible thing of stepping aside which you know

02:44:42.000 no one ever does and then how quickly Kamala Harris rose to the moment and 1.00

02:44:49.000 He was forced to walk the plank or get keeled.

02:44:53.000 Absolutely.

02:44:54.000 Absolutely.

02:44:55.000 But I wonder when people like Ben Stiller say that. 1.00

02:44:58.000 I think he's actually naive enough to buy this shit. 1.00

02:45:01.000 Maybe. 1.00

02:45:01.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

02:45:03.000 You're not too broad.

02:45:03.000 Because he's an actor.

02:45:04.000 Do you think he even knows what keelhauling is?

02:45:06.000 I don't think he does.

02:45:08.000 I think only you and I do in this room.

02:45:08.000 No.

02:45:11.000 Because I'm not doing pirates, right?

02:45:11.000 Absolutely.

02:45:13.000 It's where they run you on a rope underneath the ship as they rake you across the barnacles and they kill you.

02:45:20.000 Isn't that a horrible way to go?

02:45:20.000 Yeah.

02:45:21.000 My dad tried that.

02:45:22.000 Yeah, well, he had a good sense of humor.

02:45:23.000 We got caught drinking one night.

02:45:24.000 He liked to have a laugh.

02:45:25.000 It was a canoe.

02:45:25.000 Yeah.

02:45:26.000 Well, you know, it taught you a valuable life lesson.

02:45:28.000 My back got clenched.

02:45:28.000 It did.

02:45:29.000 I can't touch it. 1.00

02:45:30.000 Who's the blonde bitch? 1.00

02:45:31.000 Yeah, what's happening? 1.00

02:45:32.000 Oh, he's clutching her a little too tight.

02:45:33.000 Like, let's make it seem like we're affectionate.

02:45:35.000 He looks better than he used to.

02:45:36.000 you can hold that.

02:45:37.000 Wow.

02:45:38.000 For me, just the thought of a woman being president is so big. 0.95

02:45:39.000 Oh, he's clutching her a little too tight.

02:45:42.000 Let's make it seem like we're affectionate.

02:45:44.000 He looks better than he used to.

02:45:45.000 He looks better older.

02:45:47.000 Why was that?

02:45:47.000 Apparently her heart was filled with heavy cream.

02:45:49.000 It's fat catfish Barbie!

02:45:50.000 was that to hear her speak the other night and rally your heart was filled

02:45:54.000 with heavy cream it's fat catfish Barbie no that's Tim Walz

02:46:04.000 They're hooked at the hip.

02:46:05.000 I voted for Joe Biden for the first time.

02:46:07.000 I'm trying to do math quickly.

02:46:08.000 Uh oh, wow, what a great track record you have.

02:46:10.000 You voted for Joe Biden.

02:46:11.000 You only have three minutes, ma'am. 0.82

02:46:12.000 This is very exciting for me.

02:46:16.000 Because my daughter is 16 and she doesn't really... Careful, Joe Biden might try to shower with her. 1.00

02:46:21.000 She's very smart, she's very brilliant, but she doesn't pay a lot of attention to Washington politics. 0.58

02:46:27.000 How smart was the milkman?

02:46:28.000 The whole Kamala Harris brat thing? 1.00

02:46:31.000 Like, all of a sudden she got interested in politics.

02:46:33.000 Is that a real thing?

02:46:35.000 Is that a real thing, white body? 0.86

02:46:35.000 Yes, 100%. 0.86

02:46:37.000 I think that tapping into what people my age and women my age and girls want to hear.

02:46:43.000 Thanks for the time, white bride.

02:46:44.000 Back to the celebrity. 0.99

02:46:45.000 You know, this sort of meme culture, as silly as it is. 0.96

02:46:49.000 Yeah, I fully expect to lose my left leg. 0.92

02:46:54.000 Why the hugging?

02:46:55.000 What are you wearing, an Old Spice?

02:46:56.000 Why the hugging?

02:46:56.000 That's what you asked for.

02:46:57.000 Canoe?

02:47:03.000 What are you wearing, Old Spice?

02:47:06.000 That's what you asked for.

02:47:08.000 Canoe?

02:47:09.000 It's better than... 0.54

02:47:10.000 She's not a lesbian. 0.95

02:47:13.000 I feel like if you keep hugging every once in a while, it'll soften him up.

02:47:16.000 Alright.

02:47:17.000 Look, we are gearing up again.

02:47:20.000 The election lives from the century.

02:47:22.000 They lie, lie, lie.

02:47:23.000 And tonight, I have never seen more lies at a convention than tonight.

02:47:26.000 You guys can comment below if you disagree.

02:47:27.000 I'm worried about Kamala's safety if she wins.

02:47:33.000 I'm not.

02:47:33.000 I am.

02:47:34.000 By the way, we do have Tim Walz as our fire insurance.

02:47:36.000 Footage of protests, unless you guys already got to it, outside the DNC right now if you want.

02:47:41.000 Alright, let's show this before we go.

02:47:42.000 Things firing up just a little bit.

02:47:43.000 Let's see.

02:47:44.000 Is this the last night of the convention?

02:47:46.000 Thank goodness.

02:47:46.000 It is.

02:47:47.000 That's not mine, right?

02:47:48.000 No, no, I got you.

02:47:51.000 Oh, this guy, that guy was at the January 6th... What kind of rioters?

02:48:00.000 What kind of rioters wait the last night to riot?

02:48:03.000 And why do they send out British truancy cops?

02:48:06.000 I know!

02:48:07.000 Hey! 0.99

02:48:08.000 You better not be saying more! 0.97

02:48:10.000 You better not be saying more bollocks about the Jews! 0.71

02:48:13.000 Alright, you got a trunk voice for me? 0.99

02:48:15.000 I have my money in a certified deposit and I'll be a fool if I let you risk it with your shenanigans! 0.97

02:48:25.000 We could always bring in the Mounties. 0.98

02:48:27.000 Yeezy was right about you all!

02:48:32.000 I need your Trump voice.

02:48:33.000 You got it?

02:48:33.000 No, let's go.

02:48:36.000 She didn't mention China.

02:48:38.000 She didn't mention fracking.

02:48:41.000 She didn't mention energy because she's low that. 1.00

02:48:45.000 She didn't mention meaningfully Russia and Ukraine.

02:48:48.000 She didn't mention the big subjects of the day.

02:48:50.000 She didn't folks.

02:48:52.000 that are destroying our country.

02:48:53.000 There are 60 million people in poverty in the U.S.

02:48:57.000 under their watch, and she doesn't even talk about them.

02:49:00.000 She only talks about the Kama Sutra.

02:49:05.000 Technically, she didn't mention Kama Sutra.

02:49:08.000 Oh, she inferred it?

02:49:09.000 It's a part of her heritage.

02:49:11.000 She can be unburdened by what has been?

02:49:12.000 By the way, the Kama Sutra, I tried it. 1.00

02:49:15.000 It's mostly bullshit. 0.99

02:49:17.000 There's like five positions that they recreate like 54 times. 0.99

02:49:24.000 Now the term Kamala Sutra is in my head and it's not going anywhere.

02:49:26.000 That's right.

02:49:27.000 Kamala Sutra.

02:49:29.000 Kama Kama Kama Kama Kamala Sutra.

02:49:33.000 Oh boy.

02:49:34.000 Oh boy.

02:49:35.000 She swallows gum.

02:49:39.000 I'm saying it not.

02:49:40.000 That was a bad time.

02:49:41.000 Who did Come A Chameleon?

02:49:43.000 Who was that?

02:49:44.000 You know, Boy George.

02:49:45.000 Oh, was it?

02:49:46.000 Culture Club.

02:49:48.000 Oh.

02:49:49.000 I forgot about that.

02:49:50.000 Alright, look guys.

02:49:51.000 They're gonna lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, and then eventually cheat.

02:49:55.000 Those are the two plays.

02:49:57.000 I expect as we get closer to election night, it's going to be cheap.

02:50:01.000 You saw what happened last time.

02:50:03.000 It happened so egregiously in 2020 that for the midterms, we were banned from YouTube.

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02:50:18.000 And by the way, between now and election, I won't be here next week, Monday through Wednesday, because I will be on the ground with our investigative journalism team, Mug Club Undercover, with some stories that, frankly, could change the election.

02:50:36.000 Yep.

02:50:36.000 I don't say that lightly.

02:50:38.000 So I won't be here because I'll be on the road flying to and fro to work on that, because we all sat here, we said, look, is it worth it?

02:50:45.000 Is it worth the cost?

02:50:46.000 Yeah.

02:50:47.000 We don't want to look back and kick ourselves and say, man, we could have done this when this fell in our lap.

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02:51:06.000 We're going to be here for every single debate, if Kamala shows up, every single town hall, every single live event, and election night.

02:51:13.000 We do not leave you until it is over.

02:51:17.000 Because there can't be any more tricks.

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02:51:20.000 We appreciate it.

02:51:21.000 We love you, and right now we are going to, before I go, one last thing to mention.

02:51:25.000 We're going to go to Mug Club, do a little more fact-checking, and of course, take some chats.

02:51:29.000 Nick DiPaolo is going to be in the Gaza Strip, West Jordan, Utah.

02:51:36.000 I tell you what, those Mormons with mortars are quite... West Jordan. 1.00

02:51:41.000 They are quite something.

02:51:43.000 Yeah, September 27th, wise guys.

02:51:47.000 West Jordan, Utah.

02:51:49.000 The city in the country with the highest percentage of beautiful women that I've ever seen is Provo, Utah. 0.60

02:51:54.000 Oh yeah.

02:51:56.000 I guess you haven't been to Rochester.

02:51:59.000 Or Poughkeepsie.

02:52:01.000 Have you been to Schenectady?

02:52:03.000 Those are the ones I confuse.

02:52:04.000 They all blend in.

02:52:06.000 Poughkeepsie, Rochester, Schenectady.

02:52:08.000 Wait till you go to Plattsburgh.

02:52:09.000 It's 11 degrees in September.

02:52:11.000 Everyone there is a regular Raquel Welch. 1.00

02:52:13.000 Nice coleslaw on there.

02:52:14.000 Limp, lazy eye, one ear, syphilitic.

02:52:19.000 You're getting me roused. 0.92

02:52:21.000 I don't know what the button button is.

02:52:23.000 We love all of you, but we love Mug Club more. 0.89

02:52:25.000 You two piss off.

02:52:27.000 There is no scenario where we approve a platform that has Stephen Crowder, Alex Jones, or the like.

02:52:36.000 The content of your platform is non-compliant.

02:52:41.000 The same people who have been saying that YouTube is a free and open platform are telling you right now, we will not allow you to be a free and open platform.

02:52:52.000 Why?

02:52:52.000 Because it's not about their advertising dollars.

02:52:55.000 It's about you.

02:52:57.000 They demonetized us.

02:52:58.000 That didn't work.

02:52:59.000 Suspend us after the election stream.

02:53:01.000 Suspend us for the next election.

02:53:02.000 Suspend us now.

02:53:03.000 That didn't work.

02:53:04.000 We survived because of you.

02:53:06.000 We had 17 million people who watched the election stream in 2020.

02:53:10.000 You were here with us.

02:53:11.000 The people in charge of 90% of the world's advertising revenue say, wait a second, what's going on?

02:53:19.000 They're doing okay.

02:53:20.000 I thought you took them off YouTube.

02:53:22.000 They're doing okay off of YouTube?

02:53:24.000 Let's stop that too.

02:53:27.000 And all of this right before the most important election of our lifetimes.

02:53:32.000 Think that's a coincidence?

02:53:35.000 How are you going to stand against the mob?

02:53:38.000 How are you going to fight like hell?

02:53:40.000 Between now and election, it's a sprint.

02:53:43.000 Not just for a national election, it's a sprint for the spirit of this country and your ability to choose what you watch, who you support, and the mere ability This season is war.

02:53:58.000 What we did in 2020 is child's play compared to what we are about to do this election.

02:54:03.000 We already have on the ground in major swing states and cities and what they are digging up right now before this election.

02:54:11.000 And they will be there on election night with an army of volunteers and investigative journalists and more access to data in real time than anybody else on earth.

02:54:25.000 Fact check, Kim.

02:54:26.000 We have a DNC chairperson to fact check. 0.82

02:54:27.000 And let me leave this with you.

02:54:28.000 One time I called Donald Trump Hitler.

02:54:30.000 Hitler was duly elected. 0.99

02:54:33.000 And then you wonder why people think you're the enemy of the people.

02:54:36.000 Yeah, the media has already got their marching orders.

02:54:39.000 Anytime there's questions, go with the race thing.

02:54:42.000 Misogynoir.

02:54:42.000 Racism.

02:54:43.000 Racism and sexism. 0.94

02:54:44.000 Is it just because she's black? 0.98

02:54:46.000 Yes. 0.99

02:54:46.000 Misogyny and racism faced by black women. 0.99

02:54:49.000 The problem is the media entertainment industrial establishment, okay? 0.98

02:54:54.000 It's the big steal.

02:54:55.000 It's the stealing of the election in front of the American people on every single level.

02:55:00.000 Conservatives out there!

02:55:02.000 Hey, don't let us be the only ones getting suspended after election night on YouTube.

02:55:06.000 Come on, everyone!

02:55:07.000 You want to see that.

02:55:08.000 You want to be here with us.

02:55:10.000 There's no reason to tune in anywhere else that night.

02:55:12.000 You don't need to tune in for entertainment or up-to-the-minute calling.

02:55:15.000 The election livestream of the century.

02:55:17.000 Imagine dominoes falling in every state with corruption.

02:55:24.000 The election livestream of the century, November 5th, 2024.

02:55:26.000 Be there with us.

Louder with Crowder - August 23, 2024

DNC Fact-Checking Livestream Night 2

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