Songs last a lifetime! Song: "Songs, They Last a Lifetime" by Robert's Unverse. Written and performed by me and my beautiful daughter Jasmine. I hope you enjoy this song and that it gives you a little bit of peace and quiet in the midst of all the chaos.
00:13:02.000This evening, one man will attempt to recreate the suicide of noted pedophile Jeffrey Edward Epstein.
00:13:09.000It will certainly be a feat like nothing the world has ever seen, and could only be attempted by the undisputed superstar of Daredevils, Steven Knieven Crowder.
00:13:20.000We are here for an attempt at what is no doubt one of the most anticipated fake suicide recreations in history.
00:13:27.000If you're tweeting about this evening, and lord in heaven I hope you are, be sure to use the hashtag, EpsteinDidntKillHimself.
00:13:34.000And please be certain to tweet your questions or comments to S. Crowder, which we will read live later in the program, just prior to the stunt being performed.
00:13:41.000And tonight, through Black Friday, if you join up at louderwithcrowder.com slash MugClub with promo code Epstein, you'll get $20 off.
00:14:06.000First, let me be clear, there are about one in a million details that we cannot go over or account for in this experiment.
00:14:13.000But let me be the first to say, or let me say this first on the outset, the number that we are trying to hit on that, what is it, newtometer scale?
00:14:21.000My engineer's not here with me right now.
00:14:22.000It's 55 kilograms, 121 pounds of force.
00:14:27.00055 kilograms, 121 pounds of force is what we're looking to hit to recreate a scenario in which Jeffrey Epstein's suicide is even plausible.
00:14:34.000It's even remotely possible, and that's the low end.
00:14:37.000Keep in mind, the story that we've been told, as you know from the New York Times, Washington Post, is that Jeffrey Epstein knelt Toward the floor with enough force that he broke several bones in his neck on a rope that he fashioned himself from orange bed sheets.
00:14:51.000Some people thought the bed sheets were paper.
00:14:54.000Apparently, they were actually real bed sheets.
00:14:56.000Keep in mind, too, something that a lot of people may not know, that when administering death by hanging, the number to ensure death that has always been used historically is 1,000 to 1,250 foot pounds of force.
00:15:10.000Now, why aren't you using that number, Steven?
00:15:13.000I'm gonna get to that in just a second.
00:15:15.000And isn't there something about the hyoid bone?
00:15:22.000Many in the media, they've tried to paint kind of people who are even remotely skeptical of the Epstein suicide as conspiracy theorists.
00:15:28.000And they often point to the hyoid bone, claiming that Jeffrey Epstein fractured that bone.
00:15:33.000It only requires 35 pounds of force to fracture.
00:15:35.000And of course, that makes it seem as though it's very easy, very plausible, the most likely scenario that Jeffrey Epstein hung and killed himself.
00:15:43.000I believe it's a red herring for several reasons.
00:15:45.000Couldn't be less relevant to this for one.
00:15:49.000The measurement being cited that people are often using, this was in a laboratory where they took a hyoid from a cadaver and put it into a vice, right?
00:15:56.000That's not the same as a real-world scenario where you've got cartilage and tissue and neck fat, as I well know.
00:16:01.000Then, number two, most importantly, Jeffrey Epstein had three fractures in his neck, and you will see us trying to recreate that here in a second.
00:16:08.000Three fractures, including thyroid cartilage, which is much more difficult to fracture than the hyoid bone.
00:17:14.000And by the way, very similar tonight in that we're going to be crawling through miles of shit just to make this happen for you, so please use the promo code and get your $20 off Mug Club so this will all be worth it.
00:17:24.000Something else that we need to keep in mind as well, 8% have a fractured hyoid bone.
00:17:29.000When you go to the situation, the statistics of people who have three fractures that we saw in Jeffrey Epstein's suicide, that number drops to 1 in 20.
00:17:37.000Only 1 in 20 from dead-hang suicides result in these three fractures.
00:17:41.000And how often is that kind of fracture found in homicides?
00:17:56.000However, though, when we discussed this stunt with an engineer, as you well know, we've had engineers here helping with this project, wanting to be as fair-minded as possible, after reviewing multiple studies, he came to the conclusion that a real-world scenario Like we've created right here.
00:18:09.000In that scenario, about 121 pounds or 55 kilograms are what would be required at minimum to result in the three fractures sustained by Mr. Epstein.
00:18:17.000So we're aiming to achieve a far lower number than even necessary to ensure death by hanging because we want to be as fair-minded as possible and take the lowest number, the lowest barrier to entry, because we don't know how any of this is going to turn out.
00:18:31.000And I want the folks at home to understand that this stunt is not something that should be tried at home.
00:18:34.000You are, in fact, an untrained professional.
00:18:36.000Steven, I understand that you've gone to great lengths to prepare for this evening, including the incorporation of some unconventional training methods.
00:21:11.000Yeah, you do your homework, Audio Wade.
00:21:13.000It's been pretty much nothing but oyster crackers and actual oysters, so nothing else.
00:21:18.000Of course, in a stunt like this, there is a lot that could go wrong.
00:21:20.000What are you most worried about tonight, sir?
00:21:23.000Well, you know, um, you'd think that I'd be more worried and hanging myself than I am, uh, but, uh, G. Morgan Jr.
00:21:29.000left a bottle of, half a bottle of tramadol, and, um, we have, uh, someone on watch for the Clintons, so I actually feel, I, you know what, I feel pretty good about it.
00:21:39.000Something else very important to consider is that reports show that Jeffrey Epstein in fact hung himself from a rope of bedsheets that he fashioned from tearing and tying himself, which is notable considering the lack of any tools or sharp edges in his cell.
00:21:52.000In order to estimate how long this would take, and subsequently determining how long the security cameras would have had to malfunction for this elaborate suicide to go unnoticed, we have even Brendan standing by to begin fashioning a rope live as we speak.
00:24:16.000This broadcast promises to be a learning experience for all of us.
00:24:20.000Steven, you've mentioned the training that went into this evening, but that's not all the precautions this team has taken, correct?
00:24:25.000No, no, I really want people to understand that there's a whole team that makes this happen behind the scenes, you know, and I don't want to take all of the glory for that.
00:24:32.000They've worked tirelessly and earlier this week they actually did a dry run with a test subject.
00:24:38.000And I think we have some footage of that.
00:24:40.000And since then I understand you've worked out some kinks.
00:25:02.000Well, as you can see, we've got a slight overcast here during the day, which will burn off towards
00:25:11.000the evening as we fluctuate between 50 and 60 percent humidity, with only a bare whisper
00:25:16.000of wind throughout the day at no more than one mile per hour.
00:25:20.000We're not expecting any precipitation.
00:25:22.000As a result I'd say we have a near picture-perfect November evening for doing stunts which as you know is completely irrelevant since we'll be filming inside of an air-conditioned studio.
00:25:34.000Now, Stephen, that seems almost to have been totally unnecessary.
00:25:37.000You know what it seems, though, until you understand that we have to put him on retainer and we try to get our money's worth.
00:28:04.000Ladies and gentlemen, we are moments away from the attempt by Steven Knieven to recreate the suicide of Jeffrey Epstein.
00:28:10.000But first, we will have a quick word from our sponsors.
00:28:13.000And remember, folks, please, for the love of everything holy and just, tweet using the hashtag EpsteinDidntKillHimself and visit louderwithcrowder.com slash MugClub.
00:30:53.000When it comes to safety, there's no substitute for a quality firearm.
00:30:56.000And if you're a gun owner, there's no replacement for Firearms Legal Protection.
00:31:01.000Firearms Legal Protection provides lawful gun owners an uncapped legal defense program, 24-7 emergency hotline, access to a network of over 2,500 experienced attorneys, legal education on firearm laws in your state via our mobile app, and plans to protect you every step of the way if you are involved in a self-defense incident.
00:31:46.000...is that this answers... ...the reptilian question.
00:31:51.000This autist on poll pointed out the similarities between Joe Biden and a horned lizard with this disgusting ability to squirt blood from its eye.
00:32:00.000Uncle Joe must have felt threatened by so many questions and just couldn't suppress his natural instincts.
00:32:05.000I shouldn't even have to mention the other obvious similarity that old creepy Joe shares with a horny lizard.
00:33:15.000Here we have Jamie, I told my dad about how S. Crowder was going to try to kill himself on livestream, on livestream, like how Epstein did.
00:33:23.000And my dad told me to tell Steven, like Red Foreman would say, you're a dumbass.
00:33:28.000Well, unless she's saying that her dad actually is Red Foreman, I don't really care all that much because his opinion doesn't mean a whole lot to me.
00:34:28.000Well, it's always... let's see, so now before the big stunt, let's go to the tail of the tape.
00:34:51.000Stephen Knievan has a distinct advantage in both height and weight, meaning that if Epstein wasn't able to produce the kind of force necessary to kill himself, Stephen may, in fact, be able to.
00:35:00.000We will certainly see how this affects the outcome of tonight's event.
00:35:05.000Stephen, I believe it's time for you to go and prepare for the stunt, and any last thoughts?
00:35:10.000Well, I probably should have done that before you had me read those useless tweets.
00:42:32.000For everyone watching, what we really set out to achieve tonight was to hopefully show you a real-world scenario where what we've been told about the Jeffrey Epstein death doesn't seem to have been entirely accurate.
00:42:43.000I certainly didn't even talk about the hyoid bone, but we passed that really easily.
00:42:46.000Could have done that without the neck brace.
00:42:48.000Obviously, that's not the number that people should be concerned about.
00:42:51.000What we set out to prove was that people who are skeptical at all doesn't mean that you're a crazy conspiracy theorist.
00:42:57.000I think your criticisms are valid, and we wanted to put on a show, hopefully, Give you the ability to draw your own conclusions and give you one hell of a discount, which, you know, we have offered tonight with the promo code Epstein at ladderwithcreditor.com slash mugclub.
00:43:11.000And your signing up tonight continues to fund episodes like this.
00:43:17.000I'm really just buying time because I've had to think it through.
00:43:22.000In the spirit of trying to be fair and as objective as possible, If Jeffrey Epstein had been able to fashion a rope from bedsheets, which takes approximately 9 to 15 minutes going completely unnoticed in his cell, and if he were able to achieve the exact right angle and have somebody wheelbarrow him in his cell, potentially a cellmate,
00:43:53.000And if he were able to do that and snap his neck before he passes out, as that only takes, you know, about three to five seconds, as we know, considering the tension, and all the guards fell asleep, I think it is, I think it could be possible.
00:44:16.000I do think that in being objective, it is, It is a possibility as to whether it's the most likely scenario people will have to decide for themselves.
00:44:36.000Again, be sure to tweet using the hashtag EpsteinDidntKillHimself and go to louderwithcrowder.com slash MugClub and enter promo code Epstein for $20 off.
00:44:45.000Thank you for joining us, and good night.