Louder with Crowder - November 26, 2019


EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF LIVESTREAM! | Louder With Crowder


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Length

44 minutes

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Word count

6,149

Sentence count

517

Harmful content

Misogyny

17

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Toxicity

21

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Hate speech

11

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Summary

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Songs last a lifetime! Song: "Songs, They Last a Lifetime" by Robert's Unverse. Written and performed by me and my beautiful daughter Jasmine. I hope you enjoy this song and that it gives you a little bit of peace and quiet in the midst of all the chaos.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 🎵Robert's Unverse🎵 🎵How you doin' it?🎵
00:00:10.000 You know this at first, you show you the world, then you step right into the zone
00:00:13.000 You know this at first, you show you the world, then you step right into the zone
00:00:18.000 Now you're done and all trapped now except for everything Now you're done and it's time to stay outside
00:00:22.000 🎵Watch out, now!🎵 🎵Sept for every🎵
00:00:24.000 🎵How you doin' it?🎵 🎵Songs, they last a lifetime🎵
00:00:29.000 🎵How you doin' it?🎵 🎵Watch out, now!🎵
00:00:33.000 🎵Sept for every🎵 🎵How you doin' it?🎵
00:00:36.000 🎵Songs, they last a lifetime🎵 🎵Fake it, fake it🎵
00:00:40.000 🎵How you doin' it?🎵 🎵Watch out, now!🎵
00:00:43.000 🎵Sept for every🎵 🎵Fake it, fake it🎵
00:00:44.000 🎵How you doin' it?🎵 🎵Songs, they last a lifetime🎵
00:00:54.000 Now you're done and I top Dan meets Stan Cool with the mic's up and I top Dan meets Stan
00:01:02.000 Cool with all the messes and I top Dan meets Stan Cool with the mic's up and I top Dan meets Stan
00:01:10.000 Cool with all the messes and I top Dan meets Stan Cool with all the messes
00:01:18.000 Cool with all the messes and I top Dan meets Stan Cool with all the messes and I top Dan meets Stan
00:01:42.000 Cool with all the messes and I top Dan meets Stan Look at this.
00:01:51.000 You're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years.
00:01:59.000 It's all so magical.
00:02:01.000 Donovan, I've never had fun.
00:02:03.000 Sorry, Rod.
00:02:04.000 At first, someday it will end as I say.
00:02:09.000 I've never done it, and I've never had fun.
00:02:11.000 Sorry, Rod.
00:02:12.000 At first, someday you'll do.
00:02:14.000 Do you trust me?
00:02:17.000 Ch-ch-ch, say to me, how am I wonderful?
00:02:20.000 Time in my girl's shirts.
00:02:21.000 Hello, father, and time to say, mm-mm-mm, mm-mm-mm.
00:02:26.000 Ch-ch-ch, say to me, how am I wonderful?
00:02:28.000 Jasmine, you should tell our father and them to say I'm going to free Jeannie 1.00
00:02:34.000 Freedom, I ran away I'm free, and I am not going back
00:02:38.000 Freedom, and I am not going back You should, you should
00:02:42.000 I'm free, I ran away I'm free, and I am not going back
00:02:46.000 Let's make some magic!
00:02:50.000 Do something when I'm waiting in the night I spent it in your pocket, I got five
00:02:58.000 When did you last do something when I'm waiting in the night?
00:03:03.000 I spent it in your pocket, I got five When did you last do something when I'm waiting in the
00:03:10.000 night?
00:03:11.000 I spent it in your pocket, I got five When did you last do something when I'm waiting in the
00:03:19.000 night?
00:03:20.000 I spent it in your pocket, I got five When did you last do something when I'm waiting in the
00:03:27.000 night?
00:03:28.000 I spent it in your pocket, I got five When did you last do something when I'm waiting in the
00:03:34.000 night?
00:03:35.000 I spent it in your pocket, I got five When did you last do something when I'm waiting in the
00:03:41.000 night?
00:03:42.000 I spent it in your pocket, I got five When did you last do something when I'm waiting in the
00:03:47.000 night?
00:03:48.000 I spent it in your pocket, I got five When did you last do something when I'm waiting in the
00:03:51.000 night?
00:03:52.000 I ran away, and I am not going back And I am not going right
00:03:57.000 Ah ha ha!
00:03:59.000 Look at my, it's mine Look at my, it's mine
00:04:08.000 I spent it in your pocket, I got five I spent it in your pocket, I got five
00:04:15.000 I spent it in your pocket, I got five Look at my, it's mine
00:04:24.000 I spent it in your pocket, I got five It's all so magical
00:04:38.000 What are you doing?
00:04:44.000 Just playing along When did you last do something when I'm waiting in the
00:04:48.000 night?
00:04:49.000 I spent it in your pocket, I got five When did you last do something when I'm waiting in the
00:04:56.000 night?
00:04:57.000 I spent it in your pocket, I got five When did you last do something when I'm waiting in the
00:05:05.000 night?
00:05:06.000 I spent it in your pocket, I got five When did you last do something when I'm waiting in the
00:05:13.000 night?
00:05:14.000 I spent it in your pocket, I got five Ch-ch, don't say to me 1.00
00:05:20.000 Have my, my wonderful time in my beautiful salon Father and daughter say
00:05:25.000 Mmm, mmm Ch-ch, don't say to me 1.00
00:05:28.000 Have my, my wonderful time in my beautiful salon Father and daughter say
00:05:33.000 Mmm, mmm Never done, and I've never
00:05:37.000 Worn a cardigan that says Someday you'll be
00:05:40.000 Father and daughter say Mmm, never done, and I've never
00:05:45.000 Worn a cardigan that says Someday you'll be
00:05:49.000 Father and daughter say Chase
00:05:53.000 Wondrous place For you and
00:05:59.000 Me!
00:06:00.000 That's who!
00:06:00.000 Goodbye.
00:06:01.000 Thank you.
00:06:01.000 Goodbye!
00:06:03.000 I'm back!
00:07:30.000 Let me go." 0.88
00:07:59.000 Let me go.
00:08:41.000 Why?
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00:11:00.000 Bang bang, but, heaven!
00:11:02.000 Bang bang, but oracle! 1.00
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00:12:36.000 Well, this is it folks!
00:13:01.000 The big event.
00:13:02.000 This evening, one man will attempt to recreate the suicide of noted pedophile Jeffrey Edward Epstein.
00:13:09.000 It will certainly be a feat like nothing the world has ever seen, and could only be attempted by the undisputed superstar of Daredevils, Steven Knieven Crowder.
00:13:19.000 Good evening, I'm Audio Wade.
00:13:20.000 We are here for an attempt at what is no doubt one of the most anticipated fake suicide recreations in history.
00:13:27.000 If you're tweeting about this evening, and lord in heaven I hope you are, be sure to use the hashtag, EpsteinDidntKillHimself.
00:13:34.000 And please be certain to tweet your questions or comments to S. Crowder, which we will read live later in the program, just prior to the stunt being performed.
00:13:41.000 And tonight, through Black Friday, if you join up at louderwithcrowder.com slash MugClub with promo code Epstein, you'll get $20 off.
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00:13:55.000 Now, a lot went into this evening, and we have here Stephen himself to give us a closer look.
00:14:00.000 Stephen, tell the folks at home what they can expect to see tonight.
00:14:03.000 Yeah, thanks, AudioWide.
00:14:04.000 I appreciate you doing a bang-up job.
00:14:06.000 First, let me be clear, there are about one in a million details that we cannot go over or account for in this experiment.
00:14:13.000 But let me be the first to say, or let me say this first on the outset, the number that we are trying to hit on that, what is it, newtometer scale?
00:14:21.000 My engineer's not here with me right now.
00:14:22.000 It's 55 kilograms, 121 pounds of force.
00:14:27.000 55 kilograms, 121 pounds of force is what we're looking to hit to recreate a scenario in which Jeffrey Epstein's suicide is even plausible.
00:14:34.000 It's even remotely possible, and that's the low end.
00:14:37.000 Keep in mind, the story that we've been told, as you know from the New York Times, Washington Post, is that Jeffrey Epstein knelt Toward the floor with enough force that he broke several bones in his neck on a rope that he fashioned himself from orange bed sheets.
00:14:51.000 Some people thought the bed sheets were paper.
00:14:53.000 That's not true.
00:14:54.000 Apparently, they were actually real bed sheets.
00:14:56.000 Keep in mind, too, something that a lot of people may not know, that when administering death by hanging, the number to ensure death that has always been used historically is 1,000 to 1,250 foot pounds of force.
00:15:10.000 Now, why aren't you using that number, Steven?
00:15:13.000 I'm gonna get to that in just a second.
00:15:15.000 And isn't there something about the hyoid bone?
00:15:19.000 Yeah.
00:15:20.000 I'm glad that you brought that up.
00:15:22.000 Many in the media, they've tried to paint kind of people who are even remotely skeptical of the Epstein suicide as conspiracy theorists.
00:15:28.000 And they often point to the hyoid bone, claiming that Jeffrey Epstein fractured that bone.
00:15:33.000 It only requires 35 pounds of force to fracture.
00:15:35.000 And of course, that makes it seem as though it's very easy, very plausible, the most likely scenario that Jeffrey Epstein hung and killed himself.
00:15:43.000 I believe it's a red herring for several reasons.
00:15:45.000 Couldn't be less relevant to this for one.
00:15:49.000 The measurement being cited that people are often using, this was in a laboratory where they took a hyoid from a cadaver and put it into a vice, right?
00:15:56.000 That's not the same as a real-world scenario where you've got cartilage and tissue and neck fat, as I well know.
00:16:01.000 Then, number two, most importantly, Jeffrey Epstein had three fractures in his neck, and you will see us trying to recreate that here in a second.
00:16:08.000 Three fractures, including thyroid cartilage, which is much more difficult to fracture than the hyoid bone.
00:16:13.000 So let me kind of paint a scenario.
00:16:15.000 If you get into a car wreck, right, you get jostled around and you break your pinky,
00:16:18.000 you break your wrist, but you also break your femur.
00:16:21.000 I can't just recreate a scenario where I break a pinky and say, well, that's good enough for me, call it a day.
00:16:25.000 We need to recreate a scenario in which the most severe fracture is accounted for.
00:16:29.000 And that is what we are trying to do this evening, mimicking the force that will be required
00:16:34.000 to create all three fractures that were found in the suicide.
00:16:37.000 Oh boy, this all sounds very dangerous, Steven.
00:16:41.000 To the untrained eye, yeah.
00:16:44.000 Well, I don't think it will exactly tickle, Steven.
00:16:47.000 Did you say it would tickle?
00:16:49.000 I didn't say it would tickle.
00:16:50.000 I just said it's dangerous, but, you know.
00:16:53.000 I'm fine doing it.
00:16:54.000 That's what I do.
00:16:55.000 I don't think you could pull this off.
00:16:56.000 It's also important to note, only 8% of victims, by the way, victims of hanging suicide, are found with broken hyoid bones.
00:17:05.000 Keep in mind that these are suicides by hanging.
00:17:06.000 They typically aren't kneeling, right?
00:17:08.000 It's usually they're brooksing themselves like in Shawshank, knocking the stool out and hanging from a bean in the ceiling.
00:17:12.000 It's a dead hang.
00:17:12.000 I'm familiar.
00:17:13.000 It's a great film.
00:17:14.000 And by the way, very similar tonight in that we're going to be crawling through miles of shit just to make this happen for you, so please use the promo code and get your $20 off Mug Club so this will all be worth it.
00:17:23.000 Earn this.
00:17:24.000 Something else that we need to keep in mind as well, 8% have a fractured hyoid bone.
00:17:29.000 When you go to the situation, the statistics of people who have three fractures that we saw in Jeffrey Epstein's suicide, that number drops to 1 in 20.
00:17:37.000 Only 1 in 20 from dead-hang suicides result in these three fractures.
00:17:41.000 And how often is that kind of fracture found in homicides?
00:17:44.000 34%, yeah.
00:17:46.000 So, one could argue that these kind of fractures are more likely to occur in a homicide than in a suicide, is that correct?
00:17:54.000 Yeah.
00:17:55.000 Yeah.
00:17:56.000 However, though, when we discussed this stunt with an engineer, as you well know, we've had engineers here helping with this project, wanting to be as fair-minded as possible, after reviewing multiple studies, he came to the conclusion that a real-world scenario Like we've created right here.
00:18:09.000 In that scenario, about 121 pounds or 55 kilograms are what would be required at minimum to result in the three fractures sustained by Mr. Epstein.
00:18:17.000 So we're aiming to achieve a far lower number than even necessary to ensure death by hanging because we want to be as fair-minded as possible and take the lowest number, the lowest barrier to entry, because we don't know how any of this is going to turn out.
00:18:31.000 And I want the folks at home to understand that this stunt is not something that should be tried at home.
00:18:34.000 You are, in fact, an untrained professional.
00:18:36.000 Steven, I understand that you've gone to great lengths to prepare for this evening, including the incorporation of some unconventional training methods.
00:18:42.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:18:43.000 I mean, unconventional for most, maybe.
00:18:46.000 Not for me.
00:18:46.000 I've been working with personal trainers for a long time from Hollywood.
00:18:50.000 Someone who I've worked with, he's trained, worked with Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans.
00:18:56.000 All the Chris's. 0.76
00:18:57.000 And I've been training for a long time.
00:18:59.000 And I don't take these things lightly.
00:19:01.000 Certainly not these stunts.
00:19:03.000 And we've been strengthening what we need to strengthen and trying to close up any holes in my professional stuntman game.
00:19:09.000 And I think we've done that.
00:19:10.000 And I believe we have some footage of that now.
00:19:21.000 you My mind as much as my body.
00:19:24.000 I train for unlimited power, absolute endurance, bottomless stamina, unmeasured grit.
00:19:31.000 This is about unleashing the power of the truth.
00:19:36.000 Mastering the fear.
00:19:38.000 Shaping your destiny.
00:19:39.000 Strengthening the neck.
00:19:42.000 Through the process of mastering one's fear, one masters oneself.
00:19:49.000 Today, I will test the limits of the human body, of the human mind, and above all, primarily the neck.
00:19:59.000 This is a test of the human body's ability to withstand the force of the human mind.
00:20:19.000 If you master your fears, you master yourself.
00:20:43.000 I'm off.
00:20:44.000 I'm out.
00:20:46.000 And all this is Just as much preparation for my body as it is my mind.
00:20:55.000 90% of it is 100% mental.
00:21:01.000 I truly am standing before a champion.
00:21:07.000 I also understand that you've been on a very strict diet, Stephen.
00:21:09.000 Is that correct?
00:21:10.000 That is correct.
00:21:11.000 Yeah, you do your homework, Audio Wade.
00:21:13.000 It's been pretty much nothing but oyster crackers and actual oysters, so nothing else.
00:21:18.000 Of course, in a stunt like this, there is a lot that could go wrong.
00:21:20.000 What are you most worried about tonight, sir?
00:21:23.000 Well, you know, um, you'd think that I'd be more worried and hanging myself than I am, uh, but, uh, G. Morgan Jr.
00:21:29.000 left a bottle of, half a bottle of tramadol, and, um, we have, uh, someone on watch for the Clintons, so I actually feel, I, you know what, I feel pretty good about it.
00:21:37.000 I really do.
00:21:38.000 That's certainly good to hear.
00:21:39.000 Something else very important to consider is that reports show that Jeffrey Epstein in fact hung himself from a rope of bedsheets that he fashioned from tearing and tying himself, which is notable considering the lack of any tools or sharp edges in his cell.
00:21:52.000 In order to estimate how long this would take, and subsequently determining how long the security cameras would have had to malfunction for this elaborate suicide to go unnoticed, we have even Brendan standing by to begin fashioning a rope live as we speak.
00:22:05.000 Brendan?
00:22:09.000 If that isn't your definition of riveting broadcasting, throw out your dictionary.
00:22:13.000 And may Christ himself have mercy on your hell-bound soul.
00:22:18.000 With an event like this, security is always a concern.
00:22:20.000 That's why we've put one of our guards on full-time Clinton watch.
00:22:23.000 Officer Gibbon, how do things look out there?
00:22:25.000 ♪♪ -♪♪
00:22:35.000 You truly can never be too safe.
00:22:38.000 Now, along with safety, a huge concern of this team's is accuracy.
00:22:42.000 Our field reporter Tom Finnegan spoke earlier with Stephen Knieven's technical advisor,
00:22:46.000 Corder Black-Garrett.
00:22:47.000 Well, we're here with technical supervisor Corder Black-Garrett and, uh...
00:22:57.000 Yeah, don't... watch out for that.
00:22:59.000 Watch out.
00:23:00.000 Come on, come on up here. 0.89
00:23:01.000 What's going on here today?
00:23:03.000 So, we got an A by A recreation of the cell that Jeffrey Epstein was sleeping in at the time of his not-suicide.
00:23:10.000 This here is a bunk.
00:23:11.000 It's to recreate the bunk.
00:23:13.000 We also got some walls here that are painted grey to repr- you know, the grey.
00:23:18.000 It's prison.
00:23:19.000 So, also right over here, if you look over here, this is where we're going to tie the bedsheet.
00:23:25.000 And that bed sheet is going to be connected to Mr. Stenivel, his neck, right?
00:23:31.000 This apparatus here is going to be what we're using to measure the force on his neck.
00:23:36.000 It's going to be measured in kilograms.
00:23:37.000 We're looking for 55 total to break his neck.
00:23:41.000 We have a backup here measuring the tension on the rope here.
00:23:44.000 This is a diameter here, and we're looking for 55 total to break his neck.
00:23:50.000 And then right below that, That's the suicide zone.
00:23:54.000 Alright?
00:23:55.000 Suicide zone. 0.85
00:23:55.000 That's where he's gonna recreate, he's gonna get on his knees, and he's gonna lean right into the suicide. 0.85
00:24:02.000 Just to recreate exactly, specifically, the events leading up to Jeffrey Epstein's suicide.
00:24:11.000 And who was that?
00:24:13.000 Who's the guy?
00:24:16.000 This broadcast promises to be a learning experience for all of us.
00:24:20.000 Steven, you've mentioned the training that went into this evening, but that's not all the precautions this team has taken, correct?
00:24:25.000 No, no, I really want people to understand that there's a whole team that makes this happen behind the scenes, you know, and I don't want to take all of the glory for that.
00:24:32.000 They've worked tirelessly and earlier this week they actually did a dry run with a test subject.
00:24:38.000 And I think we have some footage of that.
00:24:40.000 And since then I understand you've worked out some kinks.
00:24:49.000 Dear God, I hope so.
00:24:50.000 Yeah.
00:24:51.000 One unknown that must be accounted for in an event like this is the weather.
00:24:55.000 Earlier this evening, half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond took a look and made certain that this stunt would not be derailed.
00:25:00.000 Here we have his report.
00:25:02.000 Well, as you can see, we've got a slight overcast here during the day, which will burn off towards
00:25:11.000 the evening as we fluctuate between 50 and 60 percent humidity, with only a bare whisper
00:25:16.000 of wind throughout the day at no more than one mile per hour.
00:25:20.000 We're not expecting any precipitation.
00:25:22.000 As a result I'd say we have a near picture-perfect November evening for doing stunts which as you know is completely irrelevant since we'll be filming inside of an air-conditioned studio.
00:25:34.000 Now, Stephen, that seems almost to have been totally unnecessary.
00:25:37.000 You know what it seems, though, until you understand that we have to put him on retainer and we try to get our money's worth.
00:25:43.000 So thanks, Half-Asian Bill. 0.99
00:25:44.000 No, I understand.
00:25:45.000 With a monster like Epstein, it's easy to believe that all America rejoiced at his demise.
00:25:50.000 But sometimes we forget the victims of all this.
00:25:52.000 Real folks upon whom Epstein's predatory nature inflicted a living hell.
00:25:57.000 Tom Finnegan has spoken to those who have been negatively affected by Epstein's death.
00:26:00.000 Here is what he heard.
00:26:05.000 Jeffrey was a good man.
00:26:06.000 A real facilitator.
00:26:09.000 Made my life a hell of a lot simpler.
00:26:11.000 Anytime I needed to escape the wife, I'd call Jeffrey boy and he'd fly me out to the island. 0.67
00:26:17.000 It was great. 0.97
00:26:17.000 It's made my life immeasurably more difficult finding young girls to have sex with. 0.97
00:26:24.000 A damn shame. 1.00
00:26:25.000 A damn shame is what this is. 0.99
00:26:28.000 A year ago, we were all on top of the world. 0.98
00:26:30.000 Then suddenly, it all came crashing down like a house of cards pulled over by a yappy young man. 0.99
00:26:35.000 Crying shame.
00:26:36.000 An absolute tragedy.
00:26:38.000 Murder.
00:26:38.000 Plain and simple, folks.
00:26:40.000 That's what it was. 0.81
00:26:41.000 Sexy, teenager-adjacent murder.
00:26:44.000 I tried to stop her.
00:26:45.000 I said to her, Hillary, don't go suiciding my friend now, you hear? 0.84
00:26:49.000 But she didn't listen. 0.97
00:26:52.000 Very sad.
00:26:54.000 There you have it, folks.
00:26:55.000 As they say, we never fully know how our actions are affecting others.
00:26:58.000 Right, Steven?
00:26:59.000 Yeah, sometimes it's tough to know how it affects real folks out in the real world, and it's heartbreaking.
00:27:06.000 Truer words, perhaps, never spoken.
00:27:09.000 I believe it's time for you to head back and get ready for the stunt, so go ahead and be safe.
00:27:12.000 Thank you.
00:27:13.000 Thank you very much, AudioWaite.
00:27:14.000 I appreciate it.
00:27:15.000 Thank you.
00:27:16.000 Godspeed.
00:27:17.000 For me.
00:27:17.000 Is it... Where do you go?
00:27:20.000 Here?
00:27:21.000 Just... Yeah.
00:27:22.000 You know, I'll go...
00:27:23.000 You want to go this way?
00:27:25.000 That's perfect.
00:27:26.000 Earlier today, Tom Finnegan spoke with someone with a special insight into Epstein.
00:27:30.000 Here's that interview now.
00:27:32.000 Yes, I'm here with someone who knew Jeffrey Epstein, who could be considered a confidant.
00:27:36.000 He is this many.
00:27:39.000 Timmy, thank you for being here.
00:27:41.000 Hi, happy to be here.
00:27:44.000 And what are your initial thoughts on the suicide of Jeffrey Epstein?
00:27:48.000 I like the orange bedsheets.
00:27:52.000 Yes, the orange bedsheets.
00:27:53.000 And do you, in fact, think he did kill himself?
00:27:56.000 I saw Santa Claus at the mall.
00:27:59.000 Yes, there you have it.
00:28:00.000 He saw Santa at the mall.
00:28:02.000 Back to you.
00:28:04.000 Ladies and gentlemen, we are moments away from the attempt by Steven Knieven to recreate the suicide of Jeffrey Epstein.
00:28:10.000 But first, we will have a quick word from our sponsors.
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00:28:25.000 We will return in a moment with the daredevil himself, Steven Knieven, answering your tweets live.
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00:31:25.000 Whistleblower22 here.
00:31:28.000 You may know that Joe Biden was recently seen with a blood-filled left eye during a climate town hall. 0.96
00:31:33.000 To ignore me, this is just more proof that this actual f***ing baby boomer is too old to support a closed circulatory system. 0.95
00:31:40.000 While this is true, the more important truth, though, here is that... No! 0.96
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00:32:00.000 Uncle Joe must have felt threatened by so many questions and just couldn't suppress his natural instincts. 0.94
00:32:05.000 I shouldn't even have to mention the other obvious similarity that old creepy Joe shares with a horny lizard.
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00:32:24.000 Live, and I believe we have some tweets here to take a look at.
00:32:39.000 Okay.
00:32:40.000 Here we have S. Crowder.
00:32:41.000 I wish Steven was a victim of Pedophile Island. 0.94
00:32:44.000 I guess I'll have to set her for him hanging himself on camera. 0.66
00:32:48.000 Your response?
00:32:49.000 I'm not... We'll just... Are we good?
00:32:54.000 This is what happens when you do a live broadcast.
00:32:55.000 I'm not at all surprised, honestly.
00:32:59.000 I wish I could say that I was.
00:33:00.000 And you know what?
00:33:00.000 It's actually not called Pedophile Island.
00:33:02.000 Okay?
00:33:03.000 We were the ones who sort of coined that.
00:33:04.000 That's not the official name, so... Just, you know, water off a duck's back.
00:33:10.000 Understood.
00:33:10.000 And we have the next tweet?
00:33:15.000 Here we have Jamie, I told my dad about how S. Crowder was going to try to kill himself on livestream, on livestream, like how Epstein did. 1.00
00:33:23.000 And my dad told me to tell Steven, like Red Foreman would say, you're a dumbass. 0.90
00:33:28.000 Well, unless she's saying that her dad actually is Red Foreman, I don't really care all that much because his opinion doesn't mean a whole lot to me. 0.99
00:33:35.000 We have engineers here.
00:33:36.000 We have a nurse here on staff. 0.99
00:33:38.000 And I feel pretty confident about what we're looking to achieve.
00:33:40.000 So, you know, Jamie, you can go fornicate yourself. 0.71
00:33:45.000 Well said. 0.79
00:33:46.000 Next tweet.
00:33:48.000 Steven Crowder, I am very hard right now.
00:33:51.000 Your thoughts?
00:33:53.000 That's his problem, not mine. 0.71
00:33:56.000 Good point.
00:33:57.000 Next tweet.
00:34:00.000 Here we have Scott Brompton. 1.00
00:34:01.000 I don't think Epstein killed himself, but I hope you do, you puffy-faced piece of shit. 1.00
00:34:07.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:34:08.000 Your response?
00:34:09.000 Well, you know, I get that a lot, but if I were puffy-faced, I wouldn't be able to fit in this neck brace.
00:34:13.000 Okay, Scott?
00:34:13.000 So I don't know what you have to say to that, but maybe we'll get a follow-up tweet.
00:34:17.000 I don't think we're going to.
00:34:20.000 A wonderful point.
00:34:22.000 Well, we have just a few moments before the big stunt, so let's check in with our officer on Clinton Watch, Officer
00:34:27.000 Gibbon.
00:34:28.000 Well, it's always... let's see, so now before the big stunt, let's go to the tail of the tape.
00:34:51.000 Stephen Knievan has a distinct advantage in both height and weight, meaning that if Epstein wasn't able to produce the kind of force necessary to kill himself, Stephen may, in fact, be able to.
00:35:00.000 We will certainly see how this affects the outcome of tonight's event.
00:35:05.000 Stephen, I believe it's time for you to go and prepare for the stunt, and any last thoughts?
00:35:10.000 Well, I probably should have done that before you had me read those useless tweets.
00:35:12.000 That's what I was planning on doing.
00:35:14.000 But I do want to say, too, that the number on there is wrong in the tail of the tape.
00:35:18.000 It's 219 now.
00:35:19.000 I put on some LBs, but Happens to the best of us.
00:35:25.000 All right, so Mr. Knieven is approaching the set.
00:35:29.000 We do have trained paramedics standing by.
00:35:33.000 And again, that number, folks, that we are shooting for is 55 kilograms.
00:35:37.000 We will be measuring at the neck as well as the tension of the rope.
00:35:41.000 And it looks like he is being fitted with a heart monitor, getting that all set to go.
00:35:46.000 We have the replica, again, of the orange bedsheets that will be wrapped around Mr. Knieven's neck.
00:35:52.000 This, again, in line with exactly what Mr. Epstein would have experienced.
00:36:00.000 We have the cell here and the sheet is about to be placed around Mr. Knieven's neck.
00:36:06.000 But first, his pupils are being checked there.
00:36:10.000 All right, and again, we'll be measuring for 55 kilograms.
00:36:15.000 55 kilograms we'll be testing at the neck and on the tension of the rope.
00:36:20.000 All right, waiting for the go-ahead from Mr. Knieven himself.
00:36:25.000 All set?
00:36:25.000 All right.
00:36:29.000 All right, and we have the go-ahead.
00:36:30.000 Everyone, it is go time.
00:36:33.000 Again, 55 kilograms is what we will be looking for on the rope and at the neck.
00:36:38.000 He is leaning.
00:36:38.000 We have 22 at the rope.
00:36:40.000 We have, let's see, 28 on the neck.
00:36:46.000 22 on the rope, a steady 22.
00:36:47.000 We're getting the signal to stop.
00:36:50.000 We're getting the signal to stop.
00:36:55.000 Sorry, something went wrong.
00:36:56.000 What do we have on the rope?
00:36:57.000 22 on the rope.
00:36:58.000 The Roper's kilograms were good. Are we able to cheese?
00:37:01.000 Okay.
00:37:03.000 So one thing I want to note.
00:37:05.000 Um, this is the most important measurement audio way, but this is probably the least accurate device that we have.
00:37:12.000 So this is designed because the compression at the neck is going to be dispersed around the neck.
00:37:16.000 The number is going to be lower than this, uh, monitor right here directly on the cord.
00:37:21.000 So you'll notice that the number is significantly lower at the neck, significantly higher at the cord.
00:37:25.000 The real life number is probably between those two, but even then, uh, leading what we got to 22 kilograms.
00:37:32.000 Okay.
00:37:32.000 I'm going to try this again.
00:37:34.000 Uh, and I think, I think that I can actually, hold on one second.
00:37:38.000 I think I can actually get this pretty close.
00:37:41.000 Um, in the spirit of, of being fair minded, I think I can get this pretty close.
00:37:45.000 I think I can do it.
00:37:46.000 Okay.
00:37:46.000 Ready?
00:37:46.000 All set on boat.
00:37:51.000 All right, and we have the signal all set to go.
00:37:54.000 We have Mr. Knieven leaning again.
00:37:56.000 Again, this is go time.
00:37:57.000 Putting his foot against the bed, he's pushing.
00:38:00.000 We have 16.1 at the neck.
00:38:02.000 37 at the neck.
00:38:05.000 38 on the rope.
00:38:06.000 38 on the rope.
00:38:07.000 23 is a high on the neck.
00:38:09.000 We have, again, we are shooting for 55 kilograms.
00:38:12.000 We are not even close.
00:38:14.000 41 is the peak on the rope.
00:38:17.000 Again, the signal to stop.
00:38:20.000 Forty-one on the rope, what do we have on the neck?
00:38:22.000 Twenty-three was the high on the neck.
00:38:23.000 Okay, so the high is twenty-three kilograms on the neck.
00:38:28.000 Forty-three on the rope, which is the best that we've had.
00:38:31.000 I don't know if you guys could see, I was pressing up against the bed.
00:38:34.000 Of course, I probably have more friction on a plywood panel here than you would have in a prison.
00:38:41.000 We got pretty close.
00:38:43.000 Um, I want to explore every option here and, uh, and do everything I can to see if we can actually hit this number.
00:38:48.000 And I actually, I do think that I could probably hit this number if, uh, if I really push it.
00:38:53.000 I just need a little bit of time to catch my breath.
00:38:58.000 That was 44?
00:39:00.000 44 and 22 on the rope.
00:39:01.000 Okay.
00:39:01.000 22 on the neck.
00:39:02.000 22 on the neck.
00:39:03.000 All right.
00:39:03.000 So on the neck, that's not even close.
00:39:05.000 No, not even close.
00:39:06.000 But the rope was close.
00:39:07.000 The rope was close.
00:39:07.000 So the real number is probably somewhere in the thirties.
00:39:09.000 Yes.
00:39:10.000 Okay.
00:39:11.000 Which means you're still alive.
00:39:12.000 All right.
00:39:14.000 We have everything, the safety mechanisms that we need?
00:39:17.000 Yes, we do.
00:39:18.000 O2?
00:39:18.000 Perfect.
00:39:18.000 Okay, good.
00:39:20.000 All right, all right.
00:39:21.000 Let's get the meter set.
00:39:23.000 Let me know when we're good.
00:39:24.000 I'm gonna go for one last try.
00:39:25.000 All clear.
00:39:27.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Knieven is going for one last try.
00:39:31.000 We are all set to go, and we have the signal.
00:39:35.000 As Mr. Knieven leans, we can, again, we are looking for 55 kilograms.
00:39:38.000 We have 25 on the rope.
00:39:40.000 Oh, and Mr. Knieven appears to have collapsed.
00:39:41.000 He is simulating having been choked out.
00:39:43.000 Oh, and what I died in the pierced of collapse. Oh, he's he's simulating having
00:39:48.000 Again Oh look, there's a rope.
00:39:57.000 Yeah, this is so weird.
00:39:58.000 Nope, nope, nope.
00:39:58.000 Okay, Joe, Joe, you have to wheelbarrow me.
00:40:01.000 Okay, okay.
00:40:02.000 You have to wheelbarrow me.
00:40:03.000 Mr. Crowder, we're going to be requesting a wheelbarrow move.
00:40:08.000 55, 56, 56, we got it.
00:40:10.000 56, we achieved 56 on the neck and 58 on the right.
00:40:15.000 You're out, you're out.
00:40:17.000 Oh, Mr. Crowder is rolling.
00:40:19.000 Mr. Crowder is being addressed by the men of Crossroads.
00:40:23.000 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:40:25.000 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:40:27.000 Again, the high on that was 62, which is far beyond what is necessary
00:40:37.000 to fracture the neck cartilage.
00:40:38.000 58 on the neck.
00:40:43.000 Mr. Crowder again has collapsed.
00:40:49.000 He is, he appears to be okay.
00:40:52.000 Mr. Crowder appears to be okay.
00:40:55.000 He is requesting to be checked in the pupils.
00:41:01.000 62.9 on the rope.
00:41:02.000 My goodness.
00:41:03.000 We are testing the limits here.
00:41:05.000 Mr. Knievans approaching now.
00:41:07.000 Okay.
00:41:07.000 Hold on.
00:41:08.000 Audio wait.
00:41:08.000 I don't think I've ever felt so alive.
00:41:17.000 I have felt more alive, but this, uh, I mean, it's painful.
00:41:21.000 Uh, painful, but I don't think I would have suicided.
00:41:24.000 Mr. Kennedy, there appears to have been a lot of commotion over there.
00:41:27.000 What do you think went wrong?
00:41:28.000 Hold on, let me fix my cape.
00:41:29.000 Please, please.
00:41:30.000 Okay.
00:41:31.000 What were you asking?
00:41:31.000 Hold on, let me get this off.
00:41:33.000 Someone take my helmet. 0.75
00:41:35.000 Thank you.
00:41:36.000 Yes, there appears to have been a lot of commotion.
00:41:38.000 What do you think went wrong?
00:41:39.000 Um, it's a good question.
00:41:42.000 I'm still a little fuzzy.
00:41:45.000 I think a better question is what went right.
00:41:47.000 It seemed like everything kind of went wrong there.
00:41:50.000 The meter was maladjusted to pounds initially and that's what we were getting.
00:41:54.000 I thought there was too much of a discrepancy.
00:41:56.000 We were kind of expecting it to be not as heavy on the neck because of course there wouldn't be as much from the compression.
00:42:00.000 Heavier on the cord.
00:42:02.000 I heard those first numbers out there.
00:42:04.000 I panicked.
00:42:04.000 I thought maybe we had a calibration wrong.
00:42:06.000 It just turns out that one of them reset to pounds.
00:42:08.000 So that went wrong.
00:42:11.000 And I've had to question some life decisions that have led me to this point.
00:42:14.000 Audio wait.
00:42:16.000 Well, Mr. Knieven, the viewers have to know, do you believe that Jeffrey Epstein could have killed himself?
00:42:22.000 Oh, boy, that's a loaded question.
00:42:24.000 Well, I'll say this.
00:42:32.000 For everyone watching, what we really set out to achieve tonight was to hopefully show you a real-world scenario where what we've been told about the Jeffrey Epstein death doesn't seem to have been entirely accurate.
00:42:43.000 I certainly didn't even talk about the hyoid bone, but we passed that really easily.
00:42:46.000 Could have done that without the neck brace.
00:42:48.000 Obviously, that's not the number that people should be concerned about.
00:42:51.000 What we set out to prove was that people who are skeptical at all doesn't mean that you're a crazy conspiracy theorist.
00:42:57.000 I think your criticisms are valid, and we wanted to put on a show, hopefully, Give you the ability to draw your own conclusions and give you one hell of a discount, which, you know, we have offered tonight with the promo code Epstein at ladderwithcreditor.com slash mugclub.
00:43:11.000 And your signing up tonight continues to fund episodes like this.
00:43:17.000 I'm really just buying time because I've had to think it through.
00:43:20.000 I will say this.
00:43:21.000 I will say this.
00:43:22.000 In the spirit of trying to be fair and as objective as possible, If Jeffrey Epstein had been able to fashion a rope from bedsheets, which takes approximately 9 to 15 minutes going completely unnoticed in his cell, and if he were able to achieve the exact right angle and have somebody wheelbarrow him in his cell, potentially a cellmate,
00:43:53.000 And if he were able to do that and snap his neck before he passes out, as that only takes, you know, about three to five seconds, as we know, considering the tension, and all the guards fell asleep, I think it is, I think it could be possible.
00:44:07.000 It could be possible.
00:44:08.000 If all of those conditions are met, and those conditions would need to be met, I was trying with everything I had by myself.
00:44:14.000 I wasn't able to hit that number.
00:44:16.000 I do think that in being objective, it is, It is a possibility as to whether it's the most likely scenario people will have to decide for themselves.
00:44:31.000 Well, there you have it, folks.
00:44:32.000 Perhaps we'll never know what really happened that fateful night.
00:44:35.000 That's it for us.
00:44:36.000 Again, be sure to tweet using the hashtag EpsteinDidntKillHimself and go to louderwithcrowder.com slash MugClub and enter promo code Epstein for $20 off.
00:44:45.000 Thank you for joining us, and good night.
00:44:47.000 Did you guys say one thing?
00:44:48.000 Sweetheart, we did it!
00:44:49.000 I love you!
00:44:49.000 I love you!