In this episode, the boys talk about a variety of topics, including the Michigan governor, the economy, and the worst thing we ve ever seen. Plus, we have a special guest, Brian Cowan, on the show!
00:00:37.000I do like the accusation that men are just the only ones that are hyper-competitive and then you get on Pinterest and you're like, you get on Facebook or Pinterest and all that distressed wood sign on your wall.
00:00:45.000Well, men are hyper-competitive about things that matter.
00:03:10.000250 people a year die from poverty, and the poverty line is getting such that more and more people are going to fall below that because the economy is crashing around us.
00:03:21.000And they're doing that because people are dying from the coronavirus.
00:03:24.000I get that, but look, the fact of the matter is... Alright, let's finish that clip.
00:03:27.000I don't want to watch any more of him.
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00:04:44.000Before this crisis, How much power were you afraid of the government wielding, and has that changed at all?
00:04:49.000I'm sensing a shift in the tides now where people are going, ooh, there's a little bit of an overreach here.
00:04:54.000Even people who before were saying, you know, you need to stay home and quarantine and not do anything and we should shut down the entire economy, now I see a lot of people going like, oh, okay.
00:05:02.000We were maybe a little wrong about that.
00:05:04.000When you try, when you arrest people for kissing in public, this is one thing.
00:05:07.000If I were to get arrested or get a ticket by a police officer for kissing my wife on a park bench, I mean, I'm not, I'm not an exhibitionist.
00:05:14.000I would just, I would just, I just, I would just have sex with my wife on the bench in front of the, it would be spite sex.
00:05:21.000But then I think he would actually have a legal case against you.
00:05:23.000He would, but the point is, it would be in the record books.
00:05:26.000It would be an act of disobedience and intensely pleasurable for me.
00:05:57.000So speaking of getting a ticket in a public park, did you guys see the one where there was a runner on a beach and a cop started running up next to him and the guy just starts gradually pulling away and then kicks the afterburner?
00:06:16.000He pulled away just enough to where the cop realized, oh, crap, I'm not going to catch him, but it was still expending energy, and then just kicked it in.
00:06:22.000We're going to have my dad on here to tell stories, and one of the stories that he can tell famously is of my grandfather, who was named Dean, and then his son, who was also named Dean.
00:08:01.000Give me a break, you know, after TGI Friday.
00:08:04.000And, um, instead, I was just sitting there watching it, and I forewarn you, I'm wearing disturbing pajamas in this clip, and this pops up in a special that I, I, you ever, have you ever laughed accidentally on an inward, like on a breathe-in?
00:08:46.000So, here's a clip of what I was laughing at at home, then we are going to play a portion of this later in the show today, just to see if it was, you know, if it was a byproduct of circumstances where I was tired, I had had a beer, maybe two, sometimes I live life on the edge.
00:09:00.000But this is what went down last Friday.
00:11:55.000So, just what you need to do is follow me at, I think, ladderwithcrowder on Instagram, because someone else has stevencrowder on Instagram.
00:12:02.000And I'll be announcing the rules, where one of you will just receive the check, because I don't need it, and that's because you guys have supported us here, so we give back with content and cash money.
00:13:01.000And sometimes I know I don't even have any cash, and I just say cash back just to make it longer at a 7-Eleven out of spite because I don't even want to be stuck there.
00:13:08.000Hey, look, this guy has a hairline that is all the way down to his eyebrows.
00:15:20.000So, Michiganders, they protested Governor Whitmer, and she banned any—and by the way, I love how they just arrest protesters in some of these places.
00:15:31.000They're protesting the government overreach, and like, well, we're going to use the power of the government to put you in jail for protest.
00:16:30.000You know what I love is there's gonna definitely be some, like, angry geologist in the audience who's, like, furiously typing out a comment that's like, That's not how it works.
00:16:38.000There's a magma in the center of the Earth.
00:17:45.000Yeah, and if you read the stories, it says almost everyone stayed in their cars, a handful of people got out of their cars and were holding signs and waving flags, and the thing that they hated the most is that they handed out candy to children and they didn't have on gloves.
00:18:38.000You know, CNN, you know, listen to what they said, right?
00:18:40.000They said these are the strictest in the country, right?
00:18:44.000So people are, I've seen people posting about this on social media, they're like, oh, I can't believe these people are just upset about social distancing.
00:18:54.000It's not only the most strict, they are the stupidest rules.
00:18:56.000And by the way, shout out to the sheriff of Leelanau County, where he said, we're not going to do this because we're not going to infringe on your constitutional rights.
00:19:02.000And every single person, by the way, you can look at the Donald Trump three-phase plan, we'll get to that in a little bit, it's very reasonable.
00:19:08.000It's about quarantining those who are vulnerable, making sure they are not exposed, keeping schools closed, not allowing huge gatherings, keeping them to 10 or less initially, and then gradually expanding.
00:20:48.000Well, do you remember when, in 1918, the pandemic killed millions of people around the world, how we banned all public gatherings forever after that point, and had no football games, and no theater attendance, and no restaurants open, and we all just shut down and died?
00:21:15.000When we're talking about a problem that is all-encompassing, and I will say at this point, the economic impact, and by the way, because of the economic impact, it has an even greater toll on the health impact of the country.
00:21:25.000When you look at suicide, when you look at mental health, when you look at people who are more likely to develop addictions, or people, frankly, who are just more likely to become unhealthy because they're not nearly as active, especially if you're arresting people for going out jogging with their wives in parks.
00:21:38.000If you are arresting a man for jogging alone on the beach, you are telling people, That short of having a home gym, they can't take part in any physical activity.
00:24:12.000No, you want to give them to people who can make sure that people remain employed so they have something to do after this economy.
00:24:18.000Why is it that people who are doctors are the only authoritative experts, according to the left, but people who've created a business from the ground up and employ potentially dozens, hundreds, there's no merit?
00:24:30.000There's no added societal value there?
00:24:43.000You could have taken, you could have been a clerk, you could have worked your way up and hoped that you became a partner at a big firm, but you started your own and I respect that.
00:24:54.000I mean, you know, I was fortunate to work with some good friends to start the firm and to build it up and, you know, to be where we are.
00:25:00.000And it's a lot of fun to be able to work with people.
00:25:02.000But I will say right now that the thing is really unique about where we are is normally, if you were concerned about the economy and you just were like, you know, I don't want to talk about the prevailing wisdom, you would probably do it at work, you do it at a bar, you do it at church, you do it with your buddies, whatever it may be.
00:25:18.000But all the normal places that we would talk about those kinds of things, about I don't know if I really believe CNN or Governor Whitmer or all those things.
00:25:26.000Instead, the only place that we're looking right now, by and large, or we're allowed to look, is Facebook and Twitter.
00:25:32.000And the voices on Facebook and Twitter are predominantly hysterical.
00:25:36.000And I will tell you, it is actually people in my position who have the ability to work outside their office and don't have to have their workers come in.
00:26:40.000So for Republicans to be successful, it is in their interest to make you and keep you rich.
00:26:46.000If Democrats are the party of the poor, and by the way, let's be really clear, not the middle class anymore.
00:26:50.000The party of the poor, the party of the people who pay 47% of Americans who pay nothing in federal income tax, but they get federal transfers that amount to a negative 50 plus percent income tax rate.
00:27:00.000They have a vested interest in keeping you poor.
00:27:02.000So let's think about this for a second.
00:27:03.000Right now, they don't want to ensure that the economy can continue, that people can be employed when they talk about everyday Americans.
00:27:09.000They want to send you a temporary check so that hopefully you can be dependent on that check forevermore, and then they suggest universal basic income.
00:27:17.000Right now, their solutions all involve relying on the government.
00:27:20.000And they absolutely just shit-kicked the president for presenting a three-phase plan that couldn't be more reasonable and in line with working-class Americans.
00:27:32.000And I wanted to ask you one more question, Bill.
00:27:42.000How many people do you think who went to law school with you who were also really good lawyers, do you think all of them could have done that?
00:27:49.000I think there's definitely a smaller number of people who, and I even hear from my own classmates, the ones who are still working at larger firms or working in companies, they just say, look, there's a certain profile of folks who kind of have the skill, but also the kind of entrepreneurial risk-taking profile to be able to start a business.
00:28:04.000And fortunately, I have partners who work with me who share that profile.
00:28:08.000But there's a lot of folks where they just don't have that.
00:29:03.000I can't help but wonder if this wasn't an election year, what the response would be from the left, right?
00:29:08.000Because the thing that we all heard coming out of the State of the Union was that the economy was just roaring and there was absolutely no foothold.
00:29:16.000And if you remember, Whitmer, she actually gave the Democrat response And all she could do is basically go, yeah, the economy's good, but, you know, it's not as good as it maybe, I don't know, could be.
00:29:25.000There was no platform for the Democrats.
00:29:27.000I can't help but wonder if dragging this out doesn't help them get there a little bit more.
00:29:32.000Listen, she's telegenic, she's relatively sharp, but her response made Bobby Jindal's rebuttal to Barack Obama look like Winston Churchill.
00:29:40.000Yeah, the only more cringe-worthy moment was when Rubio ran out of water in his mouth.
00:29:47.000And he couldn't get the cup because he couldn't grab it with his hands.
00:29:56.000And then Donald Trump goes, si, small marco.
00:29:58.000So, okay, really quickly, by the way, Democrats also blocked an additional $250 billion in small businesses, small business aides calling it a stunt.
00:30:06.000So again, anywhere that they could help the businesses who employ you, keep in mind, employers don't hate you.
00:30:10.000They're actually looking to try and, because they need to keep you employed in order for them to be employed.
00:30:14.000They were trying to make sure that it went to more minority-owned businesses and women-owned businesses.
00:30:23.000Could you imagine if during the Great Depression, we have more unemployment than during the Great Depression?
00:30:27.000Like, wait, wait, wait, we need to make sure there are more colored businesses.
00:30:31.000Now I understand that we probably should have had more colored businesses back then, but that's because there were horrible racist laws.
00:30:36.000My point is the priority at this point, when the playing field has been leveled, is to get all Americans back to work.
00:30:43.000And black Americans, Asian Americans, Latinx will benefit more than just trying to focus on a... What was that?
00:32:11.000Like a slice of pizza, like a corner, where a certain portion of that is still considered a portion of your property, and then it's public, you know, because you're out there.
00:32:17.000It's public, state run, I don't know the exact terminology, but here's the exception, a canoe is fine.
00:32:23.000So, you can have a canoe or a rowboat, but you can't go out on a jet ski.
00:32:29.000I just want to get away and go out in the middle of the lake by myself, with my wife perhaps, on my Boston Whaler, and you might see the Coast Guard.
00:33:12.000Oh, this is something else to keep in mind, too, when we're talking about middle-class Americans.
00:33:15.000The reason Michiganders are so upset, and I don't take political stances, but because I love Michigan so much, was born there, and then have lived there for a very long time, and have so much family there, I might just need to step in and do something to get this broad out of there, because I wasn't a huge fan of Snyder just because he was a wiener, but he still was so much better than this lady right here.
00:33:37.000There's more coastline in Michigan than I believe any other state, maybe outside of Florida, more than California.
00:33:43.000People understand because it's fresh coast.
00:33:45.000And if you've never been to the Great Lakes, particularly Lake Michigan, like in northern Michigan, for example, Leelanau County, where the sheriff said, hey, Whitmer, It's beautiful.
00:36:34.000You know she probably has like a morning briefing from Salon and Slate because they're like, we have to team up against hydroxychloroquine because it seems like it's working.
00:36:43.000She banned it outright and then begged and lobbied Donald Trump to send some from the Federal Reserve afterwards.
00:37:47.000She said she didn't have time for politics.
00:37:49.000And a lot of people buy this, pardon me, buy this shit when people say, like, I don't have time for politics, you know, as though everybody doesn't have some kind of a political persuasion.
00:37:59.000And then she'll, so because she doesn't have time for politics, and she's most concerned with the citizens of Michigan, a huge portion of whom have second homes and now can no longer use their jet ski.
00:38:08.000She decided to go on Trevor Noah's program and wear this hat because Donald Trump referred to her as that woman from Michigan, which clearly got her goat.
00:38:18.000I assume a lot of Michiganders have small farms and goats, so it was an apt.
00:39:10.000You just have the energy to go to Vistaprint and have a custom-made t-shirt, expedite shipping, so that you can go on Trevor Noah's show and talk about... Non-political show.
00:39:22.000By the way, no one remembers your name.
00:40:16.000I didn't take into account Western Michigan and how much they hate people like this, and Northern Michigan, like the sheriff in Leelanau County, who said, no, we're not going to do that.
00:43:12.000I think they've been maligned often, particularly when you go to, like, Black Lives Matter a lot, and you see that Dallas police officers were shot because of that kind of rhetoric.
00:43:19.000And, you know, a good example of that is Mike Brown, right?
00:43:23.000He not only—it wasn't hands up, don't shoot—he not only punched a cop, he was reaching into a cop car—oh, this did unbutton—reaching into a cop car, reaching for the holster, Like, I don't know about you, and this could be a blind spot as a white person, I can't imagine a scenario in which I don't get my ass kicked.
00:44:36.000And you walk around from the left like a horse.
00:44:37.000I feel like this is something Joe Biden would say to justify his behavior.
00:44:40.000I feel like it's something Joe Biden wouldn't understand that I'm saying.
00:44:47.000But then you look back on all and I do because there is a valid concern of police overreach and most police officers obviously are not interested in doing that but we have seen some instances like the man being arrested on the beach like people being arrested for kissing in a public park that's a real problem that being said I'm conflicted.
00:45:46.000And that's one of those things where I think I'm the only person who, when I see it, I'm like, I want that next frame to be that daisy being blown out.
00:45:54.000Through the person who got... Look at that!
00:46:19.000I want it to be like an old film reel of that, followed by uh, followed by he's off frame, and you just see just a puff of flour, of pollen.
00:46:30.000It was like, sorry, he warned you after the fourth flower in the barrel of his gun that he didn't want someone high on shrooms getting close to him despite your turtleneck.
00:47:19.000Virus is kind of funny, though, because a virus is something you can beat.
00:47:24.000So, and the HIV virus in North America, not obviously we, you know, get your treatment, Dallas Pirates Club, all that, but it's almost like the HIV in North America, considering the rate, if you, you know, if you don't have, if you don't have sex with strangers and, you know, gay sex with strangers in truck stops or shoot up heroin with dirty needles, your chance is statistically zero percent.
00:47:41.000So it's like, it's almost like the virus, not the disease, because that's not funny, but the virus is entirely controllable, manageable.
00:47:47.000It's almost like you fall asleep at a party and your friends drop penises on your face with Sharpies.
00:49:15.000We already covered that this week so we don't want to cover it again.
00:49:18.000A couple of main reasons is they don't trust authority and black people live in urban areas and so unfortunately they are more likely to be affected.
00:49:29.000Now, it's not like this was, now it could be, you may know if it was released from the lab, like there could be some racist person in China.
00:51:11.000Yes, there's a lot of other races that have come and been there.
00:51:14.000But generally, there's nowhere near as much of a mix as there is in America, which is why
00:51:18.000we have additional challenges dealing with COVID from a genetic standpoint.
00:51:22.000But the fact of the matter is, yeah, there are, of course, this is what's crazy, I think.
00:51:27.000Every time you're going to have any kind of negative thing happen to a country like America, it's going to disproportionately affect some race.
00:51:35.000Maybe it's this race this time, it's this race the other time, whatever it may be.
00:52:11.000The sign just says, uh, no black people!
00:52:14.000When I find out that that sign was on friggin' Gerald's wine store, and they just photoshopped it together... Even right now the ghost of Crow is going, that seems severe.
00:54:14.000Like my high school Spanish class where I just used Google Translate even though they told me I shouldn't use Google Translate and I was flunked immediately.
00:54:40.000There are guidelines, and we can probably bring up some of these.
00:54:42.000The first phase involves really opening up, kind of like what we've talked about here, determining what is non-essential, but kind of starting to reverse it, going, okay, more people can get back to work than not.
00:54:55.000People who are vulnerable, the elderly, obviously they shouldn't be going to work.
00:54:58.000The first phase is still trying to do a lot of work by computer, what do they call it, telecommunication work?
00:55:29.000And I want to be clear about, because the way the media is portraying it is as though there are doctors and scientists and then the people who just want to open the floodgates and let all hell break loose.
00:55:48.000I was hearing, I think Wolf Blitzer, could be John King, whoever it is.
00:55:53.000Whichever personality void with white hair was on CNN at that moment, whatever cosmic personality vapid wormhole it was, they said we are no longer going to air these press conferences as long as he continues to run propaganda.
00:56:06.000The only purpose for these press conferences is to inform and assist the American people.
00:56:10.000Like providing a three-phase plan that allows 22 million unemployed Americans to get back to work in a safe and reasonable manner?
00:56:19.000Here's why they don't want to run that press briefing.
00:56:23.000Because the vast majority of Americans, guarantee you, including Democrats, would read this three-phase plan.
00:56:30.000These guidelines go, oh, that seems totally reasonable.
00:56:34.000Okay, basically they're just saying that people who want to go back to work and there's no risk in states where there is no risk, they can start doing that.
00:56:41.000Then you have phase two, where it gradually increases it.
00:56:44.000And only when you get to phase three do you have sporting events and back to normal.
00:56:49.000If the American public heard that, guess what?
00:56:51.000This narrative that's been set of science and doctors versus someone like Donald Trump who knows nothing about this and only cares about the economy and giving all the money to Jared Kushner, It doesn't stand anymore.
00:57:20.000That makes perfect sense for you to be able to determine what is going on in your state.
00:57:24.000So we obviously give Michigan a hard time for going way too far one way, but states like Wyoming and other states that don't have a huge population, don't have a ton of these viruses right now, not a lot of cases, they're already spread out as it is.
00:57:37.000Why not let them do what's right for them?
00:57:39.000I do love the irony of how we've kind of swapped back and forth between, well I think the federal government should have done more, they should have exercised more power, we want to give Trump more power, wait a minute, but not Trump, but wait a minute, but you should have done more, but now we're going to do it on our own, and we don't think you should open, and you don't have unfailing power, and you're not omnipotent, and you can't control us, but we're going to reopen.
00:58:01.000And hey everybody, go down and eat in Chinatown!
00:59:42.000Well the way they did that was by lying about the statistics!
00:59:45.000So if you're going to tell us that we're not doing enough because we're not acting like communist authoritarian regimes like China or other countries, our allies, great churches, phones that explode, so you take some, you lose some, but South Korea, still far more paternalistic and authoritarian than the United States because of the history of their society.
01:00:03.000This couldn't be more reasonable, this plan right now.
01:00:05.000Right, and newsflash, governors of states don't have absolute power.
01:01:39.000One, there's the autonomy that officers have about whether to consider something to be an offense in the same way that there's a prosecutorial discretion, right?
01:01:48.000How is it that we can decide, well, we're just not going to always prosecute these crimes?
01:01:52.000Regardless of whether you get the evidence, you just decide it's not important to do.
01:01:55.000Now, the other aspect of that is this.
01:01:57.000I think this is what you were getting at.
01:01:58.000I was giving you shit earlier, Gerald.
01:02:00.000But the point is that if you are a sheriff or a mayor or a governor and you decide to disobey the law, there's no part of the Constitution that says, well, if you feel strong enough about the law, you can just disobey it.
01:02:45.000The only safeguard we have is the sheriff's going, no, we're not going to go around and enforce this law other than the people rising up and banding together against it.
01:02:54.000And that's actually one of the things that is, and history has borne itself out.
01:02:57.000You see sheriffs in a lot of different instances throughout.
01:03:00.000American history who have stood up and other other political figures as well who have stood up and said I'm
01:03:05.000not going to follow Right certain rule and they have put themselves at risk
01:03:08.000because the court may later determine that they were wrong Yeah, it happens
01:03:11.000but without that test and and that's the thing is is I do want to impress upon why it isn't lawful because
01:03:18.000By doing something that's not lawful. It shows how much they're actually risking
01:03:23.000Yeah to do what they think is right Because without having done that thing, they won't lead to a legal challenge, or they won't have been punished and then have the forum to be able to take it to the court and resolve it in their favor.
01:04:40.000I don't remember what it was, but I would like to suggest that.
01:04:43.000Oh, that was what I was going to ask you.
01:04:45.000So a police officer, for example, let's say in a hypothetical scenario, let's say me and an employee here.
01:04:52.000Use the registered sex offender search to find pedophiles who live on corner lots so that we don't disrupt the neighborhood and honk near their house late at night.
01:05:01.000Would a police officer be within his rights to, for example, give me a warning rather than any kind of an official infraction?
01:05:08.000They have discretion to decide whether you're actually violating the law or not.
01:05:12.000And would that be honking at pedophiles' houses, corner lots, illegal?
01:06:18.000He apparently has no dress clothes at home.
01:06:21.000He reminds me of a French-Canadian who got things a little late, like he just got Orange County Chopper and he's trying to look like the Tuttles.
01:06:26.000It doesn't work with the egg-shaped head.
01:06:29.000There was a funny story that there was a judge, a state court judge, who just went off the rails at some lawyers because he was like, You're at home.
01:07:02.000He's like, come on, half-Asian Bill, I want you to have as much fun as the rest of us.
01:07:05.000By the way, some new evidence as far as a quick story to get to.
01:07:12.000People are starting to accept the idea that the virus likely came from a Wuhan lab, which you talked about on this show, but because I'm not Asian, I was like, well, let's not spread conspiracy theories.
01:07:22.000You know, only Washington Post corroborated me last night.
01:10:13.000Do you think it was just an accident or do you think this was some kind of plan to create a biochemical tool?
01:10:18.000Uh, I'm very convinced that this was part of an increased ramp up to study these particular viruses in a, in a facility that was not prepared to take the type of, um, Safety measures and precautions that would be required to keep it safe.
01:10:35.000And when you increase the study of these types of diseases, you increase the risk that something's going to happen.
01:10:42.000Again, the studies that are now coming out and the evidence that's coming out as people are studying disease, it's clear that it wasn't like someone tinkered in a lab and put it together and then like went out on the street and just coughed it on somebody, right?
01:10:53.000through the testing of different animals as they are working on these coronaviruses, like prior SARS, which also had similar origins.
01:11:00.000That's what's most sad to me, is I can't make SARS jokes anymore.
01:11:02.000Yeah, I mean, well, when SARS 3 comes out, son of SARS, you know, SARS Junior, SARS Deceitful, I mean, we're gonna have more of these.
01:11:11.000And the problem is, is when you have It didn't happen last year.
01:11:34.000Yeah, it was like their screw up leap year.
01:11:36.000So, I've also read, and I cannot corroborate this, but there also is some circulating information right now at the time of this broadcast, which is Friday morning, that someone who worked there may have been selling the animals to wet markets to make extra profit after they were done with some of these experiments.
01:11:59.000They bribe the guy at the toilet every time.
01:12:02.000So they spend all this money on infrastructure and technology and creating this workforce and having everything be so regimented that they often don't instill the morality needed to make that work.
01:12:12.000Now, on the flip side, we require a moral society to be a free society.
01:12:17.000That's why the fundamental building block needs to be the nuclear family.
01:12:20.000And then we believe in local churches and communities and in local government
01:12:24.000and then state government for the federal government but the same thing
01:12:26.000you know for you to have for you have the Great Wall of China to work or that
01:12:29.000lab to work you got to make sure that no one's you know just having their
01:12:32.000palm greased letting I don't know which one the Mongolians in whichever depending
01:12:36.000on which instance we're talking about or selling the dog to a local wet
01:12:39.000market to make a couple extra you know bucks
01:12:42.000Yeah, well, I mean, at the very least, can you just not put it in the middle of a densely populated city of 10 to 15 million people?
01:13:55.000We were talking about this on Wednesday, and we're going to get back to, again, we've placed our bets as to whether I can make it through ABC 20.
01:14:00.000You can't even talk about it without laughing.
01:14:12.000And I just read a statement from someone in China.
01:14:15.000So again, this is happening live, and I'm reading a statement about how disappointed some Chinese representatives are in the United States, no longer funding Hu.
01:14:31.000Wait, did I just read a quote on air without even realizing that was the foreign minister on ABC News who they were quoting to condemn the president who spread the rumor that coronavirus was started by American soldiers?
01:15:21.000He's already blocked me for retweeting him saying like, uh, actually, and all I did was say, actually, coronavirus wasn't started by American soldiers.
01:15:29.000You are making the rounds on the country's lists.
01:15:32.000But I think I need to make some phone calls to writers and editors because either they do not know that they are quoting a communist propagandist who blamed the virus on American troops, or they do know and they ran it anyway because they would rather side with a communist propagandist against President Trump.
01:15:48.000And by the way, could there be any more of an indictment on the World Health Organization than looking to someone in China for a statement and using the propagandist?
01:15:56.000Alex Jones was kicked off of YouTube for Far less!
01:16:01.000Not saying I agree with the conspiracies at all, but I'm saying, could you imagine if this guy were some kind of American alt-writer?
01:16:06.000There would be an article in New Yorker so fast it would make your head spin, with a picture of Philip DeFranco right next to it.
01:16:11.000It is unreal to me that I went through every major source, and they include a quote from the communist propagandist who blamed, started, created, circulated the rumor that COVID was created by American soldiers, and the media, not one or two sources, Are entirely complicit.
01:16:35.000The press isn't the enemy of the American people.
01:16:38.000Just everyone who's working for it right now.
01:16:41.000That's a pretty large group of people.
01:16:44.000There couldn't be a more unifying factor for American people right now than to say that China has historically been a very difficult place for people to live and to have any kind of freedom whatsoever.
01:16:54.000To say that they've been oppressed, that's easy.
01:16:55.000And that the WHO is completely in bed with China.
01:17:33.000I think that they meet, not saying they're actual communists, though some of them, but they are communist sympathizers through their actions.
01:17:41.000They talk about vetting sources and how important news is in this era of blogging.
01:18:26.000Okay, we are going to come back after this.
01:18:28.000We're going to go to a quick commercial, a commercial for Black Rifle Coffee where I give you some coffee tips.
01:18:31.000Then we will come back, place your bets as to whether we can make it through the Angie Arriola ABC News Gender Bender Special without laughing.
01:21:14.000Water between 195-205, eight grams per five ounce cup, and you want it to sit in contact with that coffee for two and a half to five minutes, ideally three.
01:21:23.000Now I'm going to pour the rest of this coffee, get it up to 544.
01:24:20.000You're the kind of person who gets a genie and wishes for more wishes.
01:24:27.000I have no problem with women enlisting in the military, provided that they aren't in violent combat roles if they don't meet the PTU requirements.
01:24:33.000And I don't think we should be lowering them.
01:24:35.000I think we should consistently be raising police and military requirements.
01:24:40.000What about this question grabbed you, Wade, and said, this is the question?
01:26:02.000Yeah, because I was laughing on an inhale, so I had a spasm in my back all night.
01:26:06.000Because I was breathing in, and then, and so you start laughing, and I go, and there was a guy who I knew when I was a teenager who laughed like that, and I hated him.
01:26:15.000So then there were all these conflicting emotions.
01:26:18.000I hated myself but I couldn't stop laughing.
01:26:20.000So we're going to watch this today to see if the idea of Angie Nipple... Is it Angie Areola?
01:29:34.000Mark Elizabeth voice I feel like the pot calling a kettle black they're like I
01:29:39.000know how to keep in character guys right well they're like who can we possibly
01:29:43.000bring on to make fun of a woman's voice this is clearly and they want to look oh
01:29:49.000yeah and Jerry Allah Yeah, what is, what does Angie have to say?
01:29:53.000Say, ignore the, ignore the half, the half male packer involvement with the guess who perm that looks like, it looks like, it looks like our Bob Ross wig when we pull it out of the, out of the container.
01:30:09.000And then Damon, the glasses, and the, you can still see some stubble and clown lipstick.
01:30:15.000And the, I don't know if you noticed this, the first scene, when I first saw it, I thought Anna Nipple was an amputee, because that shot, if you see, is just like this.
01:30:25.000This is clearly entirely unnecessary commentary.
01:34:09.000Can you imagine a special where there's just some guy from HR who just like talking to ABC 2020 going like, yeah, everyone else was was really scared about from Elizabeth Holmes.
01:34:50.000And then at the very last, we don't have the clip but we have to go, is I remember at the end they say should Elizabeth Holm be in prison and it ends with Anna Nipple saying like, should she go to prison?
01:35:01.000Let me just say, should she be in prison?
01:35:06.000Let me just say, orange is the new black!
01:35:12.000You spoke the title of the most popular Netflix show that somehow made it past being renewed for three seasons, which is remarkable to make that budget work, but it's so popular that it's like on season six and just like, I shone her.