Louder with Crowder - F35 Conspiracy Breakdown: What Really Happened to America's $100M Jet?

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00:02:41.000 We're looking forward to the debate.

00:02:43.000 I believe we have a compromised president.

00:02:49.000 I'm just sorry, Joe said may come in hard for Republicans at first.

00:02:56.000 No, he said he was hard.

00:02:58.000 No, that's what- HAHA

00:03:02.000 By the way, none of that checks out.

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00:03:05.000 Two million early votes were cast.

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00:03:56.000 I'm not just saying that.

00:03:58.000 It's not just lip service.

00:03:58.000 Really?

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00:04:13.000 Name that movie line.

00:04:14.000 We have a lot to get to today.

00:04:14.000 Glad to be with you.

00:04:16.000 That's, I guess, kind of become the really big show that we have a lot to get to today.

00:04:20.000 Really big show!

00:04:21.000 Do you guys want me to keep saying that or are you annoyed by it?

00:04:23.000 You can admonish me.

00:04:23.000 I just realize I always say that because I'm always looking at the rundown that we provide to you.

00:04:28.000 So, Donald Trump Jr., his account was hacked.

00:04:31.000 That's not necessarily a huge story, but it's funny.

00:04:34.000 It's not funny because it was hacked, it's funny what they said. 0.97

00:04:37.000 Yeah, Braun is now going to use a trans female with boobs cut off for a new commercial. 1.00

00:04:44.000 The point is, you get it. 0.85

00:04:45.000 And then in New York City, they're going to be removing the George Washington statue.

00:04:48.000 They're looking to do that.

00:04:49.000 They're looking to get rid of Washington monuments.

00:04:51.000 I don't know if you know this, but he freed his slaves upon his death because slavery was a thing back then.

00:04:57.000 And he was actually notoriously anti-slavery.

00:04:59.000 He was existing in a world that was.

00:05:02.000 So I feel like Washington deserves a little bit more of a defense than he actually gets.

00:05:02.000 Pro-slavery.

00:05:06.000 And then, look...

00:05:08.000 F-35.

00:05:09.000 What do you think actually happened to the F-35 jet?

00:05:11.000 There are a lot of conspiracies out there.

00:05:13.000 We'll be talking about that today.

00:05:16.000 There are pieces of this thing that were found, but the government doesn't do you any favors when everything is opaque.

00:05:22.000 They just lean into the stories.

00:05:24.000 So we'll get into that and more.

00:05:24.000 Yes.

00:05:26.000 And Gerald A., number two, how are you?

00:05:28.000 I'm doing well.

00:05:28.000 How are you?

00:05:29.000 My neck is still bothering me.

00:05:31.000 I know.

00:05:31.000 It is.

00:05:31.000 And yesterday everyone was telling me from the chat, get traction, do this.

00:05:35.000 Everybody's got a solution.

00:05:37.000 Yeah, it's a little bit better.

00:05:38.000 It's a little bit better.

00:05:39.000 There are only two ways that you hurt your neck.

00:05:40.000 You guys can comment below if you know the two ways that you hurt your neck.

00:05:44.000 One of them is whiplash.

00:05:45.000 And when you hear this... You know who he is, there in third chair.

00:05:49.000 He's going to be at the Genesee Theater in Waukegan, Illinois.

00:05:53.000 That's a funny name.

00:05:55.000 It's Sunday, September 24th.

00:05:56.000 You can see his whole tour line up there at briancallin.com.

00:05:58.000 Brian Callin, how are you, sir?

00:05:59.000 I'm a man!

00:06:00.000 Waukegan!

00:06:01.000 Sounds like I sneezed.

00:06:03.000 That doesn't sound at all like a sneeze.

00:06:05.000 Well, that's what I do, so Waukegan, like that sometimes.

00:06:07.000 Really, do you?

00:06:08.000 That sounds like you're faking it, and you're not sneezing at all.

00:06:10.000 I'm a Native American impresario.

00:06:13.000 Redskin.

00:06:14.000 Redskin.

00:06:14.000 Is that what it is?

00:06:14.000 Is that the word?

00:06:15.000 There's actually a group now, have you seen this?

00:06:17.000 I can't keep up with advocating for it.

00:06:18.000 Mission Control can bring it up, there's redskins. 1.00

00:06:21.000 Wait, Matt who does overlays, are you partially redskin?

00:06:23.000 What percentage of you?

00:06:23.000 I am.

00:06:25.000 Huron, I don't know because my grandmother won't give me the percentage.

00:06:28.000 That sounds like every girl in Los Angeles. 1.00

00:06:30.000 Blonde hair, blue eyes.

00:06:32.000 I'm Cherokee and Swedish.

00:06:36.000 More than Liz Warren.

00:06:39.000 It's Elizabeth Warren to you.

00:06:41.000 You're Huron as much as Warner Herzog is Cherokee. 0.95

00:06:45.000 Is that where you get your cheekbones?

00:06:46.000 As I smoked the peace pipe with all of my friends and wrote my cookbook for a New York

00:06:52.000 Times bestseller, I hoped that they would not discover the fraud that existed within

00:06:57.000 me.

00:06:58.000 I was in fact unable to communicate with the beers.

00:07:09.000 Alright, so Brian Cowan, that's gonna be a lot.

00:07:11.000 And you know what?

00:07:12.000 Hey, before anything else, if you see this, I know we're on YouTube, so hit the like button, but if at any point, and I guarantee you you will today, you see this while you're on YouTube...

00:07:21.000 That means head on over to Rumble.

00:07:22.000 There's like a five second delay and we just hit the censor button for YouTube.

00:07:25.000 And once we run out of delay, uh, you know, we just get suspended.

00:07:30.000 Worth it.

00:07:31.000 Yes.

00:07:32.000 So, uh, before we get to any of the other stories here, um, I guess this is, I haven't seen this because they wanted me to be surprised.

00:07:32.000 All right.

00:07:39.000 Oh yeah.

00:07:39.000 You'll be surprised.

00:07:40.000 Here's a wife coming out as gay to her husband. 0.99

00:07:43.000 That's all I have written.

00:07:44.000 Early this year I came out as gay to my husband, soon to be ex, and he had the sweetest and most amazing reaction, and this is what he said.

00:07:55.000 What did you say?

00:07:56.000 I said that I was so proud of you, and that was the bravest thing I've seen.

00:08:00.000 And that he likes to watch.

00:08:02.000 And now we are going our own separate ways, and we're about to put this house on the market.

00:08:08.000 And that's all she wrote.

00:08:10.000 Be like my ex-husband.

00:08:12.000 Be that good of a person.

00:08:12.000 Yeah.

00:08:14.000 Look, public service announcement.

00:08:17.000 Be exactly like the opposite of that ex-husband.

00:08:20.000 Just to be clear.

00:08:22.000 Now, I don't know every action that he's taken, so there could be some exceptions, but as I've always said, the exception does not prove the rule.

00:08:28.000 As a general rule, whatever that man does, do the exact opposite of him.

00:08:33.000 Yes.

00:08:33.000 At least he gets laid now.

00:08:35.000 And by the way, do me a favor, lady. 1.00

00:08:36.000 How about you be a good person instead of the lying whore that you are? 1.00

00:08:39.000 He married a man under false pretenses. 1.00

00:08:42.000 And by the way, when you came to him and said, I'm gay and want a divorce, he said, Oh, thank God.

00:08:48.000 That's exactly right.

00:08:49.000 There you go.

00:08:51.000 His dating profile with that beard.

00:08:53.000 Did you see that beard?

00:08:54.000 That goatee of his?

00:08:55.000 Didn't you?

00:08:56.000 That Luciferian.

00:08:56.000 That Lucifer.

00:08:57.000 That beta male look.

00:08:59.000 He doesn't have a Guy Fieri goatee.

00:09:01.000 He has a goatee that looks like Guy Fieri.

00:09:05.000 He's like, will you leave if I do the video for you?

00:09:07.000 Yeah, his pronoun is pear-shaped.

00:09:14.000 He's Chauncey Gardner, he likes to watch.

00:09:16.000 He's obviously taking the out.

00:09:18.000 Didn't she get the hint when he woke up from a coma?

00:09:20.000 They said, oh that's the most he's said in two days.

00:09:22.000 He heard your voice and went, and he went back to sleep.

00:09:24.000 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:09:26.000 Oh, you want to divorce me because you're gay? 1.00

00:09:27.000 Oh, you're so brave. 1.00

00:09:28.000 Yeah, you're so brave.

00:09:30.000 Yes.

00:09:31.000 Well, wait until she bravely takes half. 0.99

00:09:33.000 Hey, if it's two women, do they get a hundred? 1.00

00:09:37.000 Who do they pick to take half from?

00:09:38.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:09:41.000 There's gotta be a guy somewhere close.

00:09:42.000 Just a chain gang of gold diggers. 1.00

00:09:46.000 Nobody can look forward to domestic abuse because lesbians beat the crap out of each other. 1.00

00:09:50.000 That is true. 1.00

00:09:51.000 Is that true?

00:09:52.000 Oh yeah, the domestic abuse phase.

00:09:53.000 Actually, we still have batteredlesbians.org, batteredlesbians.com.

00:09:57.000 Does it start with rough wrestling?

00:09:58.000 I'm getting turned on.

00:09:59.000 No, it starts with a disparity in power with lesbian couples because unlike with gay couples where you both have the nuclear option, with lesbian couples there usually tends to be one who's pretty dude-like and is just the one willing to resort to violence most quickly. 0.82

00:10:10.000 So domestic abuse rampant in lesbian households, non-existent in gay households.

00:10:18.000 Yeah, I'll go with it. 0.99

00:10:19.000 Muffins!

00:10:21.000 You think this husband was surprised?

00:10:22.000 Weren't you tipped off by a Rocky and Bebop nose ring?

00:10:26.000 Well, he was also in the background of the TikTok thing.

00:10:30.000 He was kind of in the background, and he was shuffling around, waiting for his cue.

00:10:33.000 And she went, action! 0.72

00:10:34.000 And he was like, this is the most brave thing I've ever seen in my life.

00:10:38.000 He couldn't even move his mouth.

00:10:39.000 You're incredibly brave.

00:10:41.000 As with her sociopathic smile, she's like, get back in front. 1.00

00:10:43.000 Get back, I said! 0.70

00:10:45.000 OK, we're selling the house.

00:10:47.000 Did you take a step forward?

00:10:51.000 Yeah.

00:10:52.000 She calls in her muscle. 0.98

00:10:53.000 Sorry.

00:10:54.000 Love her.

00:10:54.000 Alright.

00:10:55.000 Prison!

00:10:56.000 You know what?

00:10:56.000 Liberal prison!

00:10:57.000 I think this is as good a time as any because my neck is- and since Gerald came right out of the shoot- guys, leave a comment if you like seeing Gerald when he- he came right out of the shoot with Lying Whore, which is very rare for Gerald. 0.76

00:11:07.000 I thought it was descriptive?

00:11:09.000 Yeah.

00:11:09.000 For a Christian man, I have to say.

00:11:11.000 That was very Old Testament.

00:11:12.000 Well, I actually think that today, you seem fired up.

00:11:14.000 You should be in this chair, and we'll swap.

00:11:17.000 It's time for a Chinese fire drill.

00:11:19.000 Yeah, you go to jail.

00:11:21.000 Yeah, you know, different perspective.

00:11:23.000 It's all about perspective.

00:11:28.000 A prospectus?

00:11:30.000 Prospectus.

00:11:32.000 Oh, oh boy.

00:11:33.000 Wow.

00:11:33.000 Wow, I feel taller.

00:11:34.000 Wow, I feel taller. I feel taller and more Christian.

00:11:39.000 I'm like, oh look at that.

00:11:42.000 Oh my gosh, I'm not used to this audio at all.

00:11:45.000 All your screens.

00:11:46.000 I'm like, I'm like, fricking.

00:11:47.000 I have to put this up to man height. 0.93

00:11:52.000 My head's being cut off.

00:11:53.000 I have a short femur bone.

00:11:55.000 I have a short femur bone.

00:11:56.000 That's my diving ball.

00:11:57.000 Well, I mean, we planned potentially to do this, but we didn't plan to do this.

00:12:02.000 Well, you said lying forward, Gerald.

00:12:03.000 It kind of happened.

00:12:04.000 All right, fine.

00:12:06.000 Yeah, I mean, if you want to zoom in on my pecs, that's fine.

00:12:08.000 I'm not against it.

00:12:11.000 Zoom in.

00:12:12.000 Zoom in on those formerly Notre Dame pecs as those knee gave way.

00:12:16.000 As I've told you, though, I'm not a boob guy, so that makes this next story fun.

00:12:20.000 Don't tell Ann that.

00:12:21.000 She's very tired of the fact that there aren't enough boob men out there. 1.00

00:12:23.000 I'm not a boob guy.

00:12:25.000 I was waiting for it.

00:12:26.000 Thank you very much.

00:12:27.000 He's more of a guy guy.

00:12:29.000 Guys, I'm gay. 1.00

00:12:31.000 I hate all of you right now. 1.00

00:12:32.000 I like third chair. 0.90

00:12:32.000 Hey! 0.90

00:12:33.000 Can I do the show, please?

00:12:35.000 Yeah, go ahead.

00:12:36.000 I'm just kidding.

00:12:37.000 Alright, so there's not a whole lot to this story other than some hilarious tweets.

00:12:42.000 Our buddy Don Jr., his Twitter got hacked this morning, or he's on the first of many benders. 1.00

00:12:47.000 I don't think he's actually somebody who partakes of anything anymore.

00:12:50.000 No, he's completely sober.

00:12:51.000 He's completely sober.

00:12:52.000 I don't think anything happened to him, I promise.

00:12:54.000 But these tweets are kind of gold, so let me rock through these really quickly.

00:12:58.000 Someone else tweeted.

00:12:59.000 Somebody else tweeted.

00:13:00.000 Someone hacked his account.

00:13:01.000 This is not him.

00:13:01.000 This is not him, but it's really funny.

00:13:03.000 Hey, I just realized, hold on a second, we handed this over to Gerald on this segment, and I don't know if Gerald has the self-awareness to realize that you don't actually say the n-word that was tweeted.

00:13:12.000 Yeah, I just realized we took a risk.

00:13:15.000 That was my opportunity.

00:13:16.000 I'm going to have to bleep half the words in these tweets when he's talking.

00:13:20.000 You're getting a few letters, that's all.

00:13:21.000 He's been waiting all day.

00:13:22.000 Alright, so this first one, and this one got a lot of traction quickly, obviously.

00:13:26.000 I'm sad to announce my father, Donald Trump, has passed away.

00:13:29.000 I will be running for president in 2024.

00:13:33.000 This just in.

00:13:33.000 The next tweet.

00:13:34.000 This just in. 0.96

00:13:35.000 North Korea is about to get smoked.

00:13:37.000 I think everybody's fine with that.

00:13:37.000 That sounds like something he would say.

00:13:38.000 Yeah, that does.

00:13:39.000 I don't know.

00:13:40.000 Maybe he took it back over for a minute and then got back out.

00:13:43.000 That sounds like something he would say.

00:13:44.000 This next one though.

00:13:45.000 F. Joe Biden. 1.00

00:13:47.000 Stupid. 1.00

00:13:48.000 A. N-word. 1.00

00:13:50.000 You can say stupid ass N-word. 1.00

00:13:51.000 There you go. 1.00

00:13:52.000 You said it.

00:13:52.000 I don't need to.

00:13:53.000 Say ninja.

00:13:54.000 Ninja.

00:13:55.000 Ah, I can't say that because that's going to be code word for racist stuff and later on they're going to come back at me and use this episode against me.

00:14:01.000 This is probably... This isn't going to go well.

00:14:05.000 This one's a little fiery.

00:14:06.000 I also effed your girl, by the way, Logan Paul.

00:14:10.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:14:10.000 That was him saying it, not me, obviously. 0.87

00:14:12.000 The hacker.

00:14:13.000 Right, the hacker.

00:14:15.000 I don't think there's really a whole lot more to that story other than I really hope you get your account back quickly.

00:14:20.000 Mr. Trump Jr.

00:14:21.000 Did you ever hear what Joe Rogan tweeted after somebody hacked his Twitter?

00:14:28.000 I didn't.

00:14:29.000 He said, if you... Did you know that bears, they eat their own children?

00:14:33.000 It's crazy!

00:14:35.000 The bear will eat its children and the kid's going, AHHHHH! 1.00

00:14:38.000 WOW!

00:14:40.000 You know what?

00:14:40.000 You got it.

00:14:42.000 Then he had trouble spelling that loud.

00:14:45.000 The thing is, Joe Rogan, his nature facts are right.

00:14:49.000 That's what's crazy.

00:14:51.000 He does a great grizzly bear.

00:14:52.000 Does he?

00:14:53.000 What do you mean he does a great grizzly bear?

00:14:58.000 He can do a great grizzly bear impersonation.

00:15:02.000 A couple facts about Joe.

00:15:03.000 This is the Joe Rogan fact minute. 0.98

00:15:06.000 And then he tweeted, if you guys start seeing random pictures of large black dicks, you'll know I got my Twitter back. 1.00

00:15:16.000 That's pretty good. 0.99

00:15:17.000 That's a pretty lean joke.

00:15:20.000 Good for him.

00:15:21.000 Maybe it was a little leaner than that.

00:15:22.000 Moving on.

00:15:23.000 See, your job is difficult sometimes.

00:15:25.000 Corralling people.

00:15:26.000 I can't concentrate. 0.99

00:15:29.000 He just said vascular after I said dick. 0.99

00:15:32.000 The more you know. 0.99

00:15:33.000 You didn't say that, though.

00:15:34.000 I think Brian's a little distracted.

00:15:35.000 I can see his eyes are going all over the place.

00:15:36.000 I told him, I said, by the way, you're going to be in my seat and you're going to see the chaos of my screen.

00:15:40.000 Yeah.

00:15:40.000 So I hope you can deal with all of that.

00:15:41.000 He's like Oprah.

00:15:42.000 If there's a monitor of himself, he has to touch it.

00:15:44.000 He is.

00:15:44.000 So this is something I think... I've never been compared to Oprah.

00:15:49.000 He looks at himself on there and he's like... You want to see my impression of Oprah every time she's on air?

00:15:54.000 Mm-hmm.

00:15:57.000 Right.

00:15:59.000 She looks up to the camera for maybe like three seconds.

00:16:01.000 It's all about her monitor.

00:16:03.000 I love it.

00:16:04.000 Alright, so moving on.

00:16:07.000 There's a bit of a commercial that's come out, but we don't actually have video of this commercial.

00:16:10.000 Did you see this in like an article or something?

00:16:12.000 I saw it in an article, yeah, Daily Mail.

00:16:14.000 So it's Procter & Gamble, their brand Braun, right?

00:16:17.000 And it was in the Daily Mail.

00:16:18.000 They referred to this brand as a grooming brand.

00:16:20.000 I think they mean just like real grooming, not like pedophile grooming.

00:16:23.000 The other grooming.

00:16:23.000 Could be both.

00:16:24.000 But they're in hot water for the new ad featuring a trans dude.

00:16:28.000 So this, oh boy.

00:16:31.000 Wow.

00:16:31.000 Wow, the picture there.

00:16:32.000 I don't know if that's a picture from their actual ad.

00:16:35.000 I don't know if they screened it, but obviously this was something that was, it was covered in Europe.

00:16:38.000 So we were looking for, if anyone has it, you can send it in the chat if there's, you know, some kind of a leaked version.

00:16:44.000 Right, so the model using the Series X Hybrid Trimmer has big ol' mastectomy scars, as you can obviously see there, and well, they're actually using the same technique to mark... Yeah, they have this just because they have now, they've been using the same, so this is now for men's products.

00:16:57.000 Not just men's now.

00:16:57.000 It's all a conglomerate.

00:16:59.000 Because they've been doing this for a while, and we have the commercial that they stopped airing.

00:16:59.000 Right.

00:17:03.000 Really?

00:17:04.000 Yeah, for a women's razor. 1.00

00:17:05.000 Here you go.

00:17:06.000 When it's time for a shave, use Braun's Comfort Flex razor.

00:17:11.000 Its curved design fits the contour of any leg.

00:17:14.000 Pop the blades off with the touch of a button and be ready in five minutes.

00:17:20.000 Sensitive skin needs the sensitive touch of brawn.

00:17:23.000 And that's what we're going to do today.

00:17:30.000 Oh yeah, that's... I think... I'm saying... Um, statistically speaking... Hey, wow!

00:17:54.000 Make sure you hit that button.

00:17:56.000 Hit the YouTube Dump button.

00:17:57.000 Gerald, that was early on.

00:17:59.000 But you know, speaking of... Do hit the like button, though, if you're putting Braun to your boycott list.

00:18:05.000 I think that's fair.

00:18:06.000 Sorry, Brian.

00:18:07.000 Brian, speaking of what...

00:18:09.000 Suicide, Brian?

00:18:10.000 Is that where you're going?

00:18:11.000 Is it going to be a dark moment?

00:18:12.000 No, I was going to say that, you know, Braun should probably have a waxer or a plucker for when that person decides that transitioning was a bad idea and wants to detransition. 0.64

00:18:25.000 What are you looking at, Brian?

00:18:27.000 Is there a silverfish on your desk?

00:18:29.000 I was looking at my fingers.

00:18:30.000 I was looking down at my fingers because it's koi.

00:18:32.000 Your money maker is right there.

00:18:34.000 Do I need to shut off Brian's monitors there?

00:18:36.000 Is that my camera right there?

00:18:39.000 I was, I was, I'm looking around like somebody passed me a note.

00:18:42.000 Someone passed Brian, no you can't pass, they pass notes to Gerald.

00:18:47.000 They do pass notes to me.

00:18:48.000 You can't pass them to Brian, his brain doesn't work that way.

00:18:50.000 No, no, no, no passing to Brian.

00:18:52.000 Oh my gosh.

00:18:53.000 I told you guys, it's not fair to Brian.

00:18:56.000 What's that say?

00:18:57.000 Just a picture of a cat.

00:18:58.000 Did you pass him a note?

00:18:58.000 He said, pick is from, from E.D.

00:19:01.000 It's like Pagoda and Bottle Rock.

00:19:05.000 Oh wait, this just in guys.

00:19:07.000 That pick is from an ad.

00:19:08.000 That pick is from an ad.

00:19:09.000 Miscellaneous mad over there.

00:19:10.000 Send him.

00:19:12.000 He wrote E instead of A and I was like, pick is from an ad?

00:19:17.000 Hey, it's not easy is it?

00:19:19.000 And it's not easy, by the way.

00:19:20.000 It's not easy being here.

00:19:22.000 I like that chair.

00:19:22.000 I gotta say, third chair's pretty damn easy.

00:19:24.000 Pretty comfortable.

00:19:24.000 It's a lob, stuff over.

00:19:27.000 Alright, so look, New York City, gosh, they just can't get anything right right now.

00:19:33.000 And they're actually kind of facing one of their biggest problems, I think, right now that they're trying to solve.

00:19:38.000 Rats?

00:19:39.000 No. 1.00

00:19:40.000 Asians being pushed by African Americans under the third rail of the subway cars? 0.99

00:19:43.000 You know, that's high on the list, but it's not their main problem right now. 0.62

00:19:46.000 Their main problem right now is apparently removing more statues.

00:19:50.000 A city council is advancing a bid to remove statues of controversial historical figures.

00:19:55.000 Yeah, this would include figures such as George Washington.

00:19:59.000 Who knew he was controversial?

00:20:01.000 Thomas Jefferson, Peter Stuyvesant, and Christopher Columbus.

00:20:04.000 I'm glad that guy at least had the presence of mind to go, wait, George Washington?

00:20:08.000 Yeah, except everyone knew.

00:20:11.000 I know, everybody knows that.

00:20:12.000 Everyone knows that it's controversial.

00:20:14.000 I mean, if Abe Lincoln is controversial to the left, George Washington.

00:20:17.000 And here's the problem too, a lot of people don't know the history.

00:20:19.000 Remember that black and white and gray issues, which if they're on YouTube you'd have to go to, we'll be uploading it on YouTube I guess at some point.

00:20:24.000 Probably, I think it's next week.

00:20:25.000 Yeah, there was that black lady who was basically a white, white suburban lady who happened to be black, right? 1.00

00:20:30.000 She was, yeah.

00:20:30.000 And she, and I mean that because everything was a very Very wealthy privileged suburban experience and she said that you know George Washington Thomas Jefferson were out there And they were like she thought that they fought for the Confederacy, basically And she didn't realize how anti-slavery a lot of these people were and so they apply our current lens to you know at that point that you're talking about the 1700s

00:20:51.000 I have no idea why people don't know his, especially people in power in New York City.

00:20:54.000 It's like you're pandering to an audience that doesn't want what you're selling.

00:20:57.000 I don't know.

00:20:57.000 No, but there's no like mass movement to get rid of George Washington statues.

00:21:01.000 And they're just like, Hey, we're going to do this and get rid of George Washington statues.

00:21:04.000 Don't you guys want to protest again?

00:21:06.000 But the council committee is actually weighing, removing statues that depict a person who owned enslaved persons or directly benefited economically from slavery.

00:21:15.000 Or who participated in systemic crimes against indigenous peoples or other crimes against humanity.

00:21:20.000 Are you guys just screwing Gerald today and not including the overlays?

00:21:22.000 I mean, there was no overlay for this one.

00:21:24.000 Oh, okay.

00:21:25.000 Yeah, there is!

00:21:26.000 It's overlay A1!

00:21:27.000 A1!

00:21:28.000 Where's statues? 0.95

00:21:29.000 Son of a gun!

00:21:31.000 They just wanted it to look like you can't do this without reading.

00:21:35.000 I have to read the quote?

00:21:36.000 Yeah, we always read the quotes.

00:21:37.000 What in the world is that?

00:21:38.000 Otherwise they'll think it's your words.

00:21:39.000 By the way, I think the same person who wrote this actually works for YouTube because they basically said anything, anything that we deem necessary, we're going to do this for.

00:21:48.000 And by the way, just so you know, if they don't remove the statue, they're actually going to put an explanatory plaque there just to make sure you know how evil of a person that this was to tell the story about the person's misdeeds.

00:21:59.000 It's like the scarlet letter will be placed on the statue.

00:22:02.000 Yeah, this is called chronological snobbery.

00:22:05.000 That's what it is.

00:22:06.000 You would have been different back then?

00:22:08.000 You would have known better?

00:22:10.000 Yeah.

00:22:11.000 Yeah, okay.

00:22:12.000 I don't think that's true.

00:22:13.000 You can put that plaque up there about George Washington's slavery if you put one up about Rosa Parks' laziness.

00:22:23.000 I need further explanation on that.

00:22:27.000 I don't think you do, Brian.

00:22:28.000 I don't think you do. 1.00

00:22:29.000 You thought it was a civil protest and she just didn't want to get up off her ass. 1.00

00:22:35.000 Stephen literally made himself more comfortable after that comment. 0.99

00:22:38.000 He really did.

00:22:39.000 He sunk into the chair a little bit.

00:22:40.000 He's like, yeah.

00:22:41.000 How about that, everybody?

00:22:42.000 That's like Apollo when he goes, yeah, she was lazy. 0.99

00:22:45.000 What?

00:22:45.000 Cut!

00:22:46.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:22:47.000 By the way, look, here's the truth.

00:22:48.000 And you actually said it, right?

00:22:49.000 So you're the one that brought this up and brought this to our attention.

00:22:52.000 George Washington He freed slaves upon his death.

00:22:55.000 That was one thing that you already mentioned, but also there's a there's a quote from him about what he actually thinks about slavery, right?

00:23:01.000 Yeah, here's a good one.

00:23:02.000 So I'm actually reading, there's an overlay!

00:23:04.000 It does work!

00:23:05.000 I never mean to possess another slave by purchase, it being among my first wishes to see some plan adopted by which slavery in this country may be abolished.

00:23:15.000 Right, so George Washington, not a perfect man, right?

00:23:17.000 Absolutely not a perfect man, but he had an idea that The country at some point would adopt a policy and a law that would actually end the practice of slavery.

00:23:26.000 Right.

00:23:27.000 And you brought up a point, actually, before the show that I didn't know about.

00:23:29.000 He freed his slaves upon his death.

00:23:30.000 I knew that.

00:23:31.000 I knew that, but I didn't know why.

00:23:32.000 Because there were a lot of laws that you couldn't free your slaves.

00:23:34.000 Why?

00:23:35.000 Well, think about it.

00:23:36.000 Because if slavery is the law of the land, you can't allow people to free slaves because they'll free every person.

00:23:42.000 They became friends with their slaves. 0.99

00:23:43.000 Like, alright, you're fucking free. 0.99

00:23:47.000 The other thing you talked about was not, where do they go? 0.99

00:23:50.000 Where do they go?

00:23:51.000 Maybe next door?

00:23:53.000 What's the matter with you?

00:23:54.000 Do you need, like, you know, gentrification or something like that?

00:23:57.000 Go into a white area and take it over?

00:23:59.000 The worry was most of the country probably didn't agree with that, or he didn't know if there would be a place off the plantation where you walk in and go, I'm free!

00:24:08.000 And the other guy goes, not on this plantation.

00:24:10.000 Oh, a free slave!

00:24:12.000 But you mean it in a different way than I mean it.

00:24:14.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:24:14.000 You want it on my property, so guess what?

00:24:16.000 You're mine now!

00:24:17.000 It's BOGO SLAVE SEASON!

00:24:20.000 You can just see them setting up like, come visit the Knott Plantation today.

00:24:26.000 No, look, this is the thing, you have to take into context, and you guys can comment if you knew this about a lot of the Founding Fathers.

00:24:31.000 In other words, it's the chicken or the egg, only you combine it with a lie.

00:24:34.000 It's the, hey, hold on a second, we had this Declaration of Independence, we had this Constitution that all men created equal, but not with black people. 0.98

00:24:41.000 Well, no, actually, if you look at the framers, they were putting that in there saying all men created equal because that was the spark.

00:24:48.000 They were deliberately putting that in there so that they could Ensure that slavery would eventually be abolished.

00:24:52.000 Now, not everybody, but certainly people like George Washington, certainly people, if you look at folks like Jefferson, or if you look at people like Adams, and by the way, just to be clear, you can find racist quotes from Abraham Lincoln.

00:25:02.000 That's absolutely true, right?

00:25:04.000 This is the guy who signed the Emancipation Proclamation. 0.99

00:25:06.000 He also, by your current standards, probably was a little bit ignorant. 0.91

00:25:09.000 You probably find some quotes from George Washington saying, we have to do away with slavery, and probably some negative stereotypes too, you know, where he's like, I don't know, he says like, you know, they smell like chicken or something like that, you know, probably say something like, you're like, That's racist. 0.89

00:25:19.000 You're like, yeah, you also wanted to free the slaves during an era where that was the trade. 0.52

00:25:24.000 That was how the world existed.

00:25:26.000 Imagine you are trying to upend, whatever it is, depending where you are, a fifth, a quarter of the economy, right?

00:25:32.000 And you know that not everyone is going to be on board with it.

00:25:34.000 And you just left a country where, of course, they engaged in slavery and they were purchasing slaves from an entire continent that still practices slavery. 0.80

00:25:40.000 Yeah, no, it's one of those things, it's impossible to go back and to put yourself in that position and actually see the complexity of actually doing it because you have to do it at the right time.

00:25:49.000 It wouldn't have worked if he had tried to do it earlier.

00:25:50.000 And by the way, when George, I'm sorry, when Abraham Lincoln did it, it cost him half the country.

00:25:55.000 Yeah.

00:25:55.000 Right?

00:25:56.000 So the price was still high and the bloodiest war that we've ever fought was fought to make sure that, among other things, took place.

00:26:02.000 And by the way, New York, if you're going to do something and focus on stuff like this regarding George Washington, how about you do this?

00:26:08.000 How about you teach people that he is one of the only people in history to come to power and then give it away?

00:26:13.000 What was there?

00:26:13.000 Yeah.

00:26:13.000 Right?

00:26:14.000 A quote by King George basically said that... He said, I didn't fight this war to become George II.

00:26:19.000 Because he said, you know, somebody said, you should be the king.

00:26:19.000 Exactly.

00:26:23.000 They wanted to make him king.

00:26:25.000 He didn't even want to do this.

00:26:26.000 He wanted to just live a quiet life and kind of retire and be out of this.

00:26:30.000 He'd gotten a lot of bones by fighting the French and he enjoyed that. 1.00

00:26:33.000 And then he had to fight with them side by side.

00:26:35.000 So that must have been an awkward first meeting.

00:26:37.000 Hey, by the way, how about we do it with JFK?

00:26:41.000 I mean, not only Bill Clinton, but JFK.

00:26:42.000 A lot of you don't know this.

00:26:43.000 You know why Sammy Davis Jr.

00:26:44.000 was a Republican for the rest of his life?

00:26:45.000 Because JFK uninvited him.

00:26:48.000 Sammy Davis Jr., because he was married to a white woman.

00:26:50.000 I don't know if it was a White House press correspondence dinner, or if it was an inauguration.

00:26:54.000 JFK uninvited him, and Nixon said, you know, I like the way that colored fellow sings, I like Mr. Bojangles, and he brought him in.

00:27:00.000 And so he said, so I'm voting Republican for the rest of my life, Beck.

00:27:04.000 Just so you know, JFK, and by the way, I don't think JFK was a racist.

00:27:08.000 I don't think JFK hated black people.

00:27:09.000 I think that different eras, people hold some different views and everyone's...

00:27:12.000 I think that's what's amazing.

00:27:14.000 That's what he said.

00:27:42.000 Something like that.

00:27:43.000 He's like, there's no way you can walk away from that kind of power when they want to give it to you.

00:27:47.000 It's not that you are taking it.

00:27:48.000 It's not just that, too.

00:27:50.000 I think that, you know, Thomas Jefferson was one of the people that solved the political problem.

00:27:54.000 You know, we have created the freest nation on the planet.

00:27:58.000 And the very language and the arguments and the infrastructure that these people use To say we've got to tear the statue down or exercise their free speech or just the fact that we've got to be a more equal society.

00:28:11.000 That just didn't come about through thin air.

00:28:15.000 Those ideas had to be thought through and put down on paper.

00:28:19.000 Thank you, James Madison.

00:28:21.000 Thank you, Thomas Jefferson, John Jay, and the list goes on.

00:28:24.000 And George Washington was the exemplar of that.

00:28:26.000 That's what he fought for.

00:28:27.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:28:28.000 And it created... So it's ridiculous. 0.88

00:28:30.000 You're taking credit for something you didn't do any work for. 0.86

00:28:33.000 Yeah.

00:28:35.000 And you're just erasing a human being because of the fact that slavery was the order of the day worldwide.

00:28:42.000 And they didn't do enough in your mind to fight against that, even though obviously he was.

00:28:47.000 Well, yeah, and here's the thing, too.

00:28:49.000 It's King of the Hill.

00:28:49.000 They're always going for King of the Hill.

00:28:50.000 Let's be honest.

00:28:51.000 The United States is the King of the Hill.

00:28:52.000 Hey, let me ask you this, because you say, oh, we took the Native Americans' land, even though in some cases, for example, like Manhattan, they didn't have the general concept.

00:28:58.000 We traded for it.

00:28:59.000 We traded like 30 guilders, which is the equivalent of 10,000 tons of timber.

00:29:02.000 That's $14.

00:29:03.000 $14.

00:29:04.000 In other words, receipts.

00:29:05.000 I think it was the Canarsie came back after they left, and they said, hey, we like what you've done with the place.

00:29:05.000 You know that?

00:29:09.000 We're going to come back now.

00:29:10.000 So the point is, they didn't understand the concept.

00:29:12.000 Some of these tribes have personal property.

00:29:13.000 Let me ask you this.

00:29:14.000 If the United States doesn't come to be, You think the Cherokee are freeing the slaves? 0.99

00:29:18.000 You think they're the catalyst for slavery ending across Western civilization?

00:29:22.000 People say, oh, they ended it in England.

00:29:23.000 Not in the British Empire, by the way.

00:29:25.000 That's a nice little convenience fact that I leave out.

00:29:27.000 They still had indentured servants.

00:29:28.000 Still exist, by the way, more slaves than ever.

00:29:30.000 On Earth right now, 42 million.

00:29:32.000 But if the United States didn't come over here, and by the way, didn't commit genocide, there are more people like Matt there for crying out loud with one sixteenth Iroquois, whatever it is, than ever before because the policy was a matter to, you know, to assimilate, to intermarry.

00:29:46.000 If the United States, if George Washington, right, if it doesn't happen, we don't have the revolution, the pilgrims don't come, no Mayflower, no Santa Maria, none of that stuff, okay.

00:29:53.000 Do you really think that someone else would have been the catalyst for, really you would have had England at that point, the greatest superpower, and over here?

00:30:01.000 We've had tribal warfare, never-ending.

00:30:03.000 How does slavery end across the globe?

00:30:05.000 Comment below.

00:30:05.000 You tell me your theory.

00:30:06.000 We can do it like a choose-your-own-path book for assholes. 1.00

00:30:09.000 Anyway, it was all the European diseases. 0.99

00:30:11.000 We should have vaccinated them first. 1.00

00:30:13.000 That's true, if we'd only had the vaccine. 1.00

00:30:15.000 Domesticated horses would have been morons. 0.99

00:30:17.000 I don't mean all Native Americans. 1.00

00:30:20.000 Whenever you see them with a bow and arrow on a horse, that's not until white guys showed up. 0.92

00:30:24.000 It's from Spain!

00:30:25.000 Yeah, they hadn't domesticated horses.

00:30:26.000 They should be like, hey, how, what's up, I'm Dander, does someone have a Zyrtec? 0.99

00:30:35.000 Alright New York, you got bigger problems to focus on, please do that.

00:30:38.000 You know we're going to keep track of this story and if they end up actually taking down statues of George Washington or placing plaques, they are going to be made fun of the world over because people, whether you like America or not, people probably think of George Washington globally in a very positive light, right?

00:30:52.000 So you're going to have a really tough case to make on this one.

00:30:55.000 Alright, speaking of tough cases...

00:30:59.000 Military, you could do us a favor.

00:31:00.000 Government, you could do us all a favor.

00:31:01.000 You would end the conspiracy theories tomorrow if you just wouldn't lay it up for us.

00:31:06.000 And maybe you're trying to do that.

00:31:08.000 Maybe that's the entire point.

00:31:09.000 It's like some 8-D chess game where it's like, oh, if they talk about this plane being hijacked, essentially, and flown to Cuba because of software, then they won't be talking about other things.

00:31:18.000 But Tuesday afternoon... Blink from 182 found a UFO!

00:31:21.000 What?

00:31:21.000 Sorry, Tom from Blink 182.

00:31:24.000 I didn't know Blink was part of the band.

00:31:26.000 Blink from 182.

00:31:27.000 That's a temporary drummer, Blink.

00:31:30.000 You're old.

00:31:32.000 On Tuesday, debris from the missing F-35 was finally, but stealth plane, was finally found in South Carolina.

00:31:40.000 Breaking tonight, a search team just discovering a debris field two hours northeast of Joint Base Charleston.

00:31:46.000 It is believed to be the wreckage of an F-35 fighter jet that disappeared on Sunday.

00:31:52.000 The $100 million stealth jet crashed after the pilot safely ejected over Charleston, South Carolina.

00:31:59.000 $100 million they couldn't bother with an air tag?

00:32:01.000 I mean, $100 million and they couldn't have crumple zones?

00:32:04.000 Yeah.

00:32:04.000 Well, I understand your point here, but we do actually have an exclusive image of the pilot ejecting.

00:32:10.000 It tells the story.

00:32:11.000 Oh, that makes sense.

00:32:12.000 They only found her stretchy maternity suit.

00:32:17.000 Well, look, just so you know, the military does, they have designations for when they screw up, and this is a Class A mishap, which is silly.

00:32:25.000 Called the Amelia Earhart Protocol.

00:32:26.000 Pretty much, it's like, it's a Class A mishap, I just want you guys to know.

00:32:31.000 That's not a bad Alex Jones!

00:32:32.000 Oh, well, I wasn't even trying, I just was going for, you know, a general of some sort's authority.

00:32:37.000 So talented, so talented.

00:32:38.000 The funny part here is they keep talking about this number, this $2.5 million plus in damages qualifies as a class A. Yeah, you're $97.5 million away from the actual number of damages.

00:32:49.000 Thank you very much, media, for covering the most important point. 0.99

00:32:52.000 Really, the class A mishap thing is because the plane was destroyed, you morons. 0.98

00:32:55.000 Hey, chat thinks they know what happened to it. 1.00

00:32:58.000 Hold on, wait, wait.

00:32:59.000 Awww.

00:33:01.000 Come on! 0.61

00:33:02.000 Guys, you can't take everything you see!

00:33:03.000 Remember folks, we have to be peaceful!

00:33:06.000 The F-35 is mine!

00:33:07.000 Take the plane!

00:33:08.000 Take the plane!

00:33:10.000 I got tips!

00:33:11.000 He's holding it with one arm.

00:33:13.000 Yeah, it's pretty strong.

00:33:14.000 And I know that's not the QAnon shaman, it's the J.P. 1.00

00:33:16.000 Sears understudy.

00:33:18.000 It's not.

00:33:19.000 Plane has vertical takeoff capabilities.

00:33:21.000 It'd be fine to get out of the White House and the Capitol grounds.

00:33:24.000 The pilot actually, and this is kind of funny to me because it reminds me of the new Top Gun Maverick.

00:33:29.000 Yeah.

00:33:29.000 Like his pilot just parachutes into somebody's backyard.

00:33:33.000 Whoops!

00:33:34.000 And this quote to me gets a little bit crazy.

00:33:36.000 And look, we're just kind of telling you kind of what happened.

00:33:39.000 I understand you've seen this in the media, but we're going to go into some of the conspiracy theories about what actually happened just to be able to dispel some of them for you that are kind of crazy, laugh at some of them, and then kind of scratch our head and go, wait a minute, is this one of those moments where we're going to look back and go, Alex Jones was right again on one of these?

00:33:55.000 So there are a couple of these that actually make sense.

00:33:57.000 But here's the pilot's quote.

00:34:00.000 He's unsure of where his plane crashed.

00:34:03.000 He just lost it in the weather.

00:34:04.000 Well, I know that happens to me when it drizzles.

00:34:08.000 Well, yeah.

00:34:09.000 He's a fighter pilot.

00:34:10.000 Yeah.

00:34:10.000 With one of the most advanced pieces of technology on the planet that we'll get to later, by the way, when those things crash, typically countries scurry about to try to find them before the owners do.

00:34:19.000 This guy ejected one mile north of, I believe, the Charlotte Airport, a main airport, not where he took off, not the field where he took off, I don't think, but a major commercial airport.

00:34:28.000 And then, by the way, he actually Let the plane fly for 60 additional miles.

00:34:36.000 Why?

00:34:37.000 He's Mr. Can't-Fly-In-Iceman.

00:34:39.000 I don't know what to do with that.

00:34:46.000 Shame.

00:34:47.000 Can we admonish him?

00:34:48.000 Don't do a split screen of me and him.

00:34:49.000 Just him.

00:34:50.000 That's okay.

00:34:50.000 You can admonish me.

00:34:51.000 I won't even be in the chair.

00:34:52.000 Oh, come on! 1.00

00:34:56.000 You stinker. 1.00

00:34:59.000 Did you urinate yourself? 1.00

00:35:01.000 He looks good wet.

00:35:04.000 He looks good in rain.

00:35:04.000 I just don't fly good.

00:35:07.000 I didn't think you got that much on you.

00:35:08.000 But look, the reason that this all started kind of coming back up was obviously, you know, they wanted to find the plane.

00:35:13.000 Did you know the government was like, hey, anybody see a plane?

00:35:16.000 Yeah.

00:35:17.000 They literally reached out to the public to see if they could help them find the plane.

00:35:20.000 But apparently a debris field of sorts has surfaced online.

00:35:23.000 And this is causing a lot of speculation on what the government is actually doing.

00:35:26.000 They're not really telling the whole truth.

00:35:29.000 Watch this clip and see if you can see what is not there.

00:35:38.000 Bonfire.

00:35:38.000 Yeah, was that a burn pit or something?

00:35:40.000 The no-plane!

00:35:41.000 The no-plane!

00:35:43.000 Oh boy.

00:35:43.000 That's it.

00:35:44.000 Damn good stuff. 0.99

00:35:45.000 It's like a UFO photo where you just can't make out anything. 0.99

00:35:48.000 Why is there a rapist van?

00:35:51.000 Just rolling up.

00:35:53.000 The experts are here.

00:35:55.000 You hear the sound of an ice cream truck?

00:35:59.000 This is like X-Files, you know, they roll up and cordon off an area and there's not really a plane there that you can see.

00:36:04.000 Now, look, I get it.

00:36:05.000 I get it.

00:36:06.000 This is a really curious kind of accident.

00:36:09.000 And given that this is not really clear, we thought it would be time for us to look into what really is going on.

00:36:15.000 And that brings us to the truth according to Gerald.

00:36:17.000 Outro You always just scratch stuff out and put my name in there's

00:36:31.000 no original whack You're a businessman.

00:36:33.000 Stop whining.

00:36:34.000 Alright, so we're going to go through the theories.

00:36:36.000 If you can give me maybe like a ding here or something like that.

00:36:39.000 Well let's also, by the way, comment below what you think it is.

00:36:42.000 Yeah.

00:36:42.000 And we'll probably take some more of your chats on Mug Club and consider signing up.

00:36:46.000 LottoEarthCreditor.com slash Mug Club.

00:36:47.000 You know you guys can sign up there.

00:36:48.000 And of course you have the Brian Callan Show every week.

00:36:49.000 Now the Brian Callan Show.

00:36:51.000 Ow, this chair.

00:36:52.000 Now I hurt my rib.

00:36:54.000 I was laughing earlier.

00:36:56.000 Your spine isn't as supple as mine.

00:36:57.000 It's not as pliable.

00:36:58.000 I'm not a supple leopard.

00:37:00.000 Here's the crazy thing.

00:37:01.000 People are warring with each other.

00:37:02.000 They really are.

00:37:03.000 They really have dug in their heels that they're convinced they know what's happened.

00:37:06.000 And people are going for the craziest possible theories, but the worst part about this is that some of them seem possible and others don't.

00:37:12.000 So here's the first one.

00:37:14.000 We'll start off with one that doesn't.

00:37:15.000 The jet was shot down by local militia using small arms weapons.

00:37:21.000 You can down a $100 million airplane with small arms.

00:37:24.000 I want my money back.

00:37:25.000 Exactly.

00:37:26.000 I thought they had some kind of armor.

00:37:28.000 You think that it was shot down by some farmer in the field with a shotgun.

00:37:28.000 I get it.

00:37:32.000 My bad.

00:37:33.000 This might have been started by liberals because they may actually think you can take down an F-35 with an AR-15.

00:37:38.000 You know what?

00:37:39.000 It is an assault weapon.

00:37:41.000 It was that lone survivor with Kiefer Sutherland.

00:37:43.000 How did he make that?

00:37:44.000 This actually happened.

00:37:45.000 Maybe someone can find this clip and episode.

00:37:46.000 How did he make that shot?

00:37:48.000 From 600 yards away!

00:37:49.000 I go, we found out, sir.

00:37:51.000 He had an AR-15.

00:37:54.000 That doesn't explain why he was able to make a 600 yard shot.

00:37:58.000 I think it's like wanted where he's curving the bullet.

00:38:00.000 This makes zero sense.

00:38:02.000 He shot down a jet, Brian.

00:38:04.000 That's like a... Pull up the Twitter post on that again.

00:38:07.000 Pull it up.

00:38:07.000 I want to see how much interaction this thing has gotten.

00:38:09.000 Do we?

00:38:09.000 Nah.

00:38:10.000 Don't have that.

00:38:10.000 Do me a favor, guys.

00:38:11.000 Let me know how many people are buying into this one because we need to be able to mark these people.

00:38:15.000 You know what?

00:38:16.000 And avoid them.

00:38:16.000 You know what I think?

00:38:17.000 It could have been a wild goose.

00:38:21.000 Well, so he's definitely no Sully.

00:38:23.000 Did he fly into a bunch of geese?

00:38:27.000 He's like, oh, I don't want a river to land this thing on.

00:38:29.000 Yeah, a bird strike.

00:38:29.000 Like a bird strike?

00:38:30.000 That's not out there.

00:38:31.000 Hey, Brian, you know why I don't think that's the theory?

00:38:31.000 That's my theory.

00:38:33.000 Why?

00:38:34.000 Because the plane flew for 60 more miles! 1.00

00:38:34.000 Because you're stupid? 1.00

00:38:38.000 Well, that's because it goes 60 miles per second. 1.00

00:38:40.000 It doesn't.

00:38:41.000 I just gave up a secret.

00:38:43.000 I gave up a secret.

00:38:44.000 Unless the geese, like storks, they had little bandages and they carried the plane another 60 miles.

00:38:50.000 Like the Flintstones.

00:38:53.000 They're like pterodactyls carrying an F-35. 0.99

00:38:56.000 Like, this job sucks! 0.98

00:38:58.000 And they took it in as one of their own. 0.98

00:39:00.000 There's nowhere to grab a jet, obviously.

00:39:03.000 You don't know much about stealth fighters.

00:39:06.000 And then it dawned on me that Brian Callen took things far too literally.

00:39:13.000 A state of repressed childhood from which he could never recover due to his attack from the beers.

00:39:19.000 Dear diary, be more metaphorical.

00:39:23.000 Dear diary, Steven found out my fatal flaw on air.

00:39:27.000 It's a rough couple of weeks for Jets.

00:39:29.000 He used his go-to defense mechanism, a mimic miming as though he had a diary or the ability to write words.

00:39:39.000 Read more fiction.

00:39:40.000 This illiterate half-Italian. 1.00

00:39:44.000 Joe, researchers came back and said it was only 445 views, one retweet. 1.00

00:39:48.000 Oh, well who's the one idiot? 0.99

00:39:50.000 Was it us? 1.00

00:39:52.000 No, it was Don Jr.' 's hack account.

00:39:55.000 Don Jr.' 's hack account is like, I found the jet!

00:39:58.000 Alright, so here's another one.

00:40:00.000 When they're not busy creating fires on Hawaiian islands, directed energy weapons took down this jet.

00:40:05.000 Okay.

00:40:09.000 Well, what?

00:40:23.000 What happened?

00:40:24.000 Who said that?

00:40:25.000 Well, you know, he has a good point.

00:40:26.000 I mean, there is Jewish NASA with the space lasers. 0.99

00:40:28.000 Well, that's what they say.

00:40:29.000 Jewish laser. 0.88

00:40:30.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:40:31.000 I thought we were talking about directed energy.

00:40:32.000 No, no, you're right.

00:40:32.000 You're right.

00:40:33.000 You're right.

00:40:33.000 That's right.

00:40:34.000 I didn't know.

00:40:35.000 I didn't make the connection that you immediately made.

00:40:36.000 I just thought it was anti-Semitic.

00:40:37.000 It's not anti-Semitic because you're not anti-Semitic.

00:40:40.000 He's very pro.

00:40:41.000 He's being metaphorical because Jewish space lasers, it's actually code for banks. 0.89

00:40:47.000 Look, man, stop quoting Marjorie Taylor Greene.

00:40:50.000 I mean, yeah, she's right about a lot of stuff, but still, this is where I draw the line.

00:40:55.000 But I don't understand this one as well, guys, because, as I will repeat, the plane flew on for 60 additional miles, so maybe it's the worst directed energy weapon ever, or we have the most trigger-happy pilot ever to get out of the plane.

00:41:08.000 Energy weapon! 0.99

00:41:08.000 bye and doesn't actually get shot down. 0.99

00:41:10.000 So that one's probably not going to be true too.

00:41:12.000 But let's get to one that is, this one seemed to be making the

00:41:15.000 rounds quite a bit more and we'll see what kind of activity the tweets had here.

00:41:18.000 I just can't not say tweets, the posts on X, like it just doesn't

00:41:22.000 sound the same. That the jet was actually hacked by the Chinese 0.99

00:41:25.000 and diverted to Cuba of all places.

00:41:28.000 That is a reasonable theory, though.

00:41:29.000 So this one has a lot more 1.6 million views because it's Andrew Tate, right?

00:41:32.000 Okay, so that makes sense.

00:41:35.000 Bring that back up really quickly.

00:41:36.000 I want to read the one right up there.

00:41:37.000 So if you're concerned or upset about the U.S.

00:41:39.000 losing $150 million, it's a $100 million debt.

00:41:41.000 Let's not inflate it.

00:41:43.000 Don't forget about... Okay, whatever.

00:41:44.000 Who cares about the rest of it, right?

00:41:45.000 But people are talking about it being hacked.

00:41:48.000 Look, I know these are some theories, and we'll get back to the hacking thing in just one second, because there are some problems with this jet.

00:41:54.000 I think it runs on Linux.

00:41:54.000 And to be clear, I don't think Andrew Tait said it was hacked by the Chinese and diverted.

00:41:58.000 He said it was hacked.

00:41:58.000 That... That made sense.

00:42:00.000 That makes sense to me.

00:42:00.000 Like, that is possible.

00:42:01.000 Pilot ejects immediately.

00:42:02.000 Can't control the plane.

00:42:03.000 It flies on an autopilot for 60 more miles.

00:42:05.000 Like, okay, maybe there was something going on.

00:42:07.000 It's a sensible theory.

00:42:07.000 Yeah, it is.

00:42:08.000 It's much more sensible.

00:42:09.000 But look, we actually have...

00:42:12.000 It's real.

00:42:13.000 This is a real news report.

00:42:14.000 It's the greatest interview of all time.

00:42:15.000 I know what you're going to think, that it's not real, but it's 100% real.

00:42:18.000 This is a witness who puts all the speculation to rest.

00:42:22.000 Uh, in the bathroom taking a shave, and I heard a screeching, sort of between a screech and a whistle.

00:42:30.000 SCREAM! 1.00

00:42:32.000 That's 100% real!

00:42:37.000 Randolph!

00:42:40.000 Look, he's got the best dentist on the planet.

00:42:42.000 He does.

00:42:43.000 This is the best teeth I've ever seen in my life.

00:42:46.000 As a guy with yellow teeth, I'm jealous.

00:42:49.000 Where does he buy the rest of his outfit?

00:42:50.000 The Roots commemoration store?

00:42:51.000 I mean, that guy.

00:42:53.000 I was in the bathroom taking a brush of my teeth.

00:42:56.000 Or taking a shave, that's what it was.

00:42:57.000 Yeah, the way he's dressed and the way he's talking.

00:43:01.000 He's sitting there like, it's like, let me see, how many stereotypes can I fit in here?

00:43:07.000 Good God, y'all!

00:43:09.000 I'm gonna make it sound like a goat screaming.

00:43:10.000 People like goats that sound like a goat viral.

00:43:12.000 I'm gonna go viral.

00:43:12.000 Do the goat.

00:43:15.000 I feel good.

00:43:16.000 Interviewers are like, sure, that's not hell.

00:43:17.000 I don't know nothing about this, boy.

00:43:19.000 Make sure everybody see that one.

00:43:20.000 That's a good goat. 0.99

00:43:22.000 Where's Auto-Tune the News when you need it?

00:43:23.000 You've got some more material.

00:43:26.000 Are you guys still around?

00:43:27.000 Can we watch it one more time?

00:43:29.000 We absolutely can.

00:43:29.000 It's the greatest.

00:43:29.000 This happened yesterday.

00:43:30.000 It is the greatest interview of all time.

00:43:31.000 It's incredible.

00:43:32.000 In the bathroom, taking a shave.

00:43:35.000 And I heard a screeching, sort of between a screech and a whistle.

00:43:40.000 That's very close to the goats.

00:43:47.000 This is going to live forever.

00:43:49.000 He didn't realize that he was going to be famous.

00:43:51.000 I love how he was also, he was taking a shave.

00:43:53.000 Taking a shave?

00:43:54.000 Yeah, he wasn't shaving, he was taking a shave.

00:43:56.000 Taking a shave! 0.75

00:43:57.000 That's the sound I made after my first sexual experience. 0.71

00:44:03.000 Was that on air? 0.98

00:44:04.000 When you first saw a naked woman. 0.86

00:44:06.000 Ah, inside voice.

00:44:07.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:44:08.000 That's right.

00:44:08.000 You can use this guy for anything.

00:44:10.000 Her robe dropped and I screamed. 0.99

00:44:13.000 I've never seen a jet like that in my life.

00:44:14.000 I can't even go that high with the pitch.

00:44:16.000 Like, he did pretty good.

00:44:17.000 He was unbelievable.

00:44:18.000 That's incredible.

00:44:19.000 Good job.

00:44:20.000 So there are some major problems with this jet.

00:44:22.000 Like, it's an F-35.

00:44:23.000 It's very technically advanced.

00:44:24.000 It's, you know, stealthy, but obviously has some problems that make pilots eject.

00:44:29.000 But in 2018, there was a report that indicated that 53 of the, I'm sorry, the F-35 had 13 Category 1 deficiencies that made flying dangerous.

00:44:41.000 It seems like Operation number one is to try and make flying as safe as possible because the enemy is going to try to make it dangerous for you, so you probably should have that one figured out.

00:44:50.000 I don't know if, like, the wing randomly rips off.

00:44:52.000 And this, by the way, does lend credence to, I hate to use the term, but the theory that it could have been hacked.

00:44:57.000 Well, the next one even, it buttresses that even more.

00:45:00.000 Here's the problem, it's filling in the blanks saying the Chinese hacked it and sent it to Cuba.

00:45:03.000 There can be something that's true and you can have a question that's valid.

00:45:06.000 The problem is when you start filling in all the blanks as though you know, and you peddle that as though that is fact.

00:45:13.000 But I mean, if you were to get into a plane and they said, listen, good news is it's a hundred million dollars and it's an amazing piece of machinery.

00:45:20.000 Bad news is there are 13 things wrong with the aircraft.

00:45:24.000 That make it difficult to, um, what was it?

00:45:26.000 Fly.

00:45:27.000 Yeah.

00:45:27.000 And you go, are they big things?

00:45:29.000 Well, they're category one.

00:45:30.000 Send it to Spirit.

00:45:33.000 One of the things is that it loses thrust on a hot day in landing, which, you know, if you're doing the vertical kind of landing thing and at the wrong point because it's a hot day you lose it, that's a problem.

00:45:41.000 Also, the battery, when it's cold, can stop working.

00:45:46.000 And planes, I don't know if you've known planes, they fly high.

00:45:48.000 Yeah, I know.

00:45:49.000 It's typically colder up there.

00:45:50.000 I've never had a problem with thrust.

00:45:51.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:45:52.000 So, Brian.

00:45:54.000 What?

00:45:56.000 There it is.

00:45:57.000 That's the sound I make.

00:45:59.000 So in 2019, to give this hacking thing a little bit more credence, the Defense Watchdog noted that there was susceptibility to hacking.

00:46:07.000 So here's this.

00:46:08.000 The Government Accountability Office released a report in October of 2018 showing that nearly every software-enabled weapon system tested between 2012 and 2017 can be hacked.

00:46:19.000 Often by simple means like looking up default passwords online for commercially available software.

00:46:24.000 Numerous parts of the F-35 program use this kind of software.

00:46:29.000 ALIS, I don't know what that is, runs on Windows, for example.

00:46:34.000 ALIS runs on Windows.

00:46:36.000 So look, I was taking a shave.

00:46:38.000 Then I said to myself, the last time I saw an F-35 run on Windows 98.

00:46:38.000 Taking a shave.

00:46:41.000 And if that motherfucker had a password to plane, my mother... Password was plane! 1.00

00:46:49.000 We're not on the plane, we're playing. 1.00

00:46:50.000 You are so dumb. 1.00

00:46:53.000 You turn the plane on. 1.00

00:46:54.000 You start me up.

00:46:58.000 It almost never stopped.

00:46:59.000 In this case, it did.

00:47:01.000 But look, people still love this play.

00:47:03.000 And just really quickly, this program is going to cost $1.7 trillion, the F-35 program.

00:47:08.000 That's a lot of nuts!

00:47:10.000 It is a lot of nuts.

00:47:11.000 It's the largest program ever at the Pentagon, and it was developed by Lockheed Martin.

00:47:15.000 By the way, 2022, Lockheed Martin's profit, $66 billion.

00:47:19.000 I believe one of our researchers, he can throw this in to you, Matt.

00:47:23.000 I had a nickname, Miscellaneous Matt.

00:47:25.000 There we go.

00:47:26.000 Miscellaneous Matt can have it, and we'll Because we have like three mats.

00:47:29.000 We have three mats now.

00:47:30.000 We have previously fired mat.

00:47:31.000 I have Cybermat.

00:47:32.000 Oh, is that Cybermat?

00:47:33.000 I called him Cybermat.

00:47:34.000 I don't know, it makes sense to me.

00:47:36.000 1.7 trillion.

00:47:37.000 Don't get caught up in the trillions.

00:47:39.000 That's $1,700 billion.

00:47:41.000 That's a lot.

00:47:42.000 That's $1,700 billion.

00:47:44.000 He's a math not Asian. 0.90

00:47:46.000 But I mean, what?

00:47:48.000 You're not Asian. 1.00

00:47:49.000 Well, maybe you got a little bit of Asian. 0.95

00:47:50.000 Yeah, for a plane that runs on windows.

00:47:52.000 They were telling us it made like a million dollars.

00:47:54.000 Like, Lockheed Martin makes like a million dollars.

00:47:56.000 Seven million an hour in profit.

00:47:57.000 Seven million an hour in profit.

00:47:59.000 Not in revenue.

00:48:00.000 Lockheed does?

00:48:01.000 We're in the wrong, but you want to go into the defense business?

00:48:03.000 Yeah, I do.

00:48:04.000 Seems like the place to be.

00:48:05.000 Yeah, and you know what?

00:48:06.000 The good news is I don't know anything about it, so I can make a plane.

00:48:08.000 I can make nunchucks.

00:48:09.000 Well, we can make this one fly for 60 miles before crashing.

00:48:13.000 I feel like you hit the ejection button a little prematurely over a populated area.

00:48:18.000 You're lucky the plane did make it 60 miles away before it crashed.

00:48:20.000 But look, there's 16 other countries that want to purchase these things, or I'm sorry, that have purchased them.

00:48:25.000 Among them, Poland, Germany, South Korea, and Singapore.

00:48:28.000 So we're arming people that hopefully will stay on our side.

00:48:30.000 I don't think we should ever arm Germany, ever. 0.82

00:48:32.000 I think that's a bad idea.

00:48:33.000 They're the one country.

00:48:34.000 They get restless every 40 years.

00:48:37.000 I wouldn't call their allies, so to speak, but we can't really trust them.

00:48:41.000 No, it's not that I don't trust them, I don't like them.

00:48:43.000 Unless we can hack all their planes and fly them to Cuba. 0.74

00:48:45.000 That's true.

00:48:46.000 Then that's fine.

00:48:47.000 With the pilots.

00:48:48.000 But then that'd just be vacation for them.

00:48:50.000 Yeah, Germany's also mostly Syrian and Turkish.

00:48:53.000 That's true.

00:48:53.000 But look, countries like China, we're not selling them to China.

00:48:56.000 I know what you're thinking right now.

00:48:57.000 We're also not giving them to Iran. 0.84

00:48:58.000 We're not abandoning them in Afghanistan, right?

00:49:00.000 Like some of the stuff that we've done.

00:49:01.000 Yeah, this is really good stuff.

00:49:02.000 Was it $8 billion worth of equipment we abandoned in Afghanistan?

00:49:06.000 Something like that.

00:49:06.000 I thought it was $80.

00:49:08.000 Yeah, but it's really hard to carry home pallets of cash.

00:49:11.000 Those are the things that you tend to... And opium. 0.98

00:49:13.000 They literally left pallets of cash along with all of the military equipment there.

00:49:18.000 It's like...

00:49:19.000 Prioritize the cash as well.

00:49:21.000 Just watch the Italian job. 0.60

00:49:22.000 Stuff it in some duffel bags when you hear the sirens.

00:49:25.000 One plane!

00:49:26.000 I'll go get the pallets of cash for you.

00:49:28.000 But China actually, so an F-35 actually went down and China was dying to get their hands on it.

00:49:36.000 Tonight, one of the most sophisticated pieces of military technology on the planet, now at the bottom of the South China Sea, and up for grabs.

00:49:44.000 The race is on to get the appropriate kind of recovery gear.

00:49:48.000 The Chinese have it, the U.S. 1.00

00:49:49.000 Navy has it.

00:49:50.000 Both those countries are going to want to get a hold of this record.

00:49:53.000 All right, look, so tell me, what do you think?

00:49:55.000 Is the F-35 a savvy national security investment that ensures that we will have U.S. 1.00

00:50:01.000 air superiority in whatever fight that we end up with in the future because of either a stupid administration or some idiot dictator that tries to take us to war? 1.00

00:50:09.000 Or is it a trillion dollar boondoggle suckling at the taxpayer tip? 1.00

00:50:13.000 But here's the thing, either way, Buy Lockheed stock.

00:50:15.000 Yes, that is a good lesson.

00:50:17.000 Buy Lockheed stock.

00:50:17.000 That is definitely what you're going to need.

00:50:19.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:50:19.000 Buy some Lockheed stock.

00:50:23.000 By the way, down.

00:50:24.000 I'm bullish on Lockheed.

00:50:27.000 I'm bearish on the new technology regarding the air transport of Pallets O'Cash.

00:50:33.000 We can start a company called Pallets O'Cash.

00:50:35.000 Pallets O'Cash.

00:50:36.000 That's all we'll do.

00:50:37.000 We'll just transport, mostly flying to Iran with this regime, and then we'll just look it up for other people.

00:50:43.000 And maybe just create those, if it's a hundred million dollars, just, I mean, you could make them float.

00:50:47.000 They could double as a boat.

00:50:49.000 Make them more amphibian-like.

00:50:51.000 See, I come up with ideas, guys.

00:50:51.000 There, I said it.

00:50:53.000 I should be there.

00:50:54.000 I come up with ideas.

00:50:55.000 Yeah, you're not doing that.

00:50:56.000 He's an idea man.

00:50:57.000 Thank you, that's what I was thinking.

00:50:59.000 Look, I think you're right.

00:51:00.000 Dear diary, call Lockheed Martin.

00:51:04.000 Water wings! 0.98

00:51:05.000 Try to get in on the ground floor of Lockheed Martin.

00:51:08.000 Only if you have a DeLorean, sorry guys.

00:51:09.000 It's not going to happen.

00:51:10.000 So look, our Friday show this week is actually going to be some behind the scenes of kind of the making of this show and some of the skits and some of the opens and stuff that you guys love that we get to do where people get painted gold, which is a lot of fun.

00:51:23.000 So make sure you check that out on MugClub.

00:51:25.000 Again, it's only going to be available for Mug Club, but here's a little bit of a taste of what you can expect.

00:51:30.000 My father's gone.

00:51:42.000 My father and my mother.

00:51:44.000 I'm looking at Tim right now and seeing how good he looks. 1.00

00:51:52.000 This is so stupid. 1.00

00:51:55.000 If you want to keep it on, you and I can go do something later. 1.00

00:51:59.000 I tell you, come to the gym.

00:52:01.000 I ain't talking about you. 0.99

00:52:04.000 What the f***? 0.99

00:52:06.000 Cut. 0.99

00:52:07.000 Cut.

00:52:10.000 In your head, you know, they're all still alive.

00:52:15.000 Cutting.

00:52:16.000 Final touches.

00:52:18.000 Hey.

00:52:19.000 Get the chest hair a little bit.

00:52:23.000 Yeah, we'll clean it up.

00:52:24.000 Watch the nipple like last time. 0.99

00:52:27.000 I could do an arrow. 0.99

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00:52:30.000 Watch the nipple, I said. 0.87

00:52:32.000 Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off plus free shipping with the promo code Crowder20. 0.99

00:52:38.000 I'm so horny.

00:52:43.000 No one told me they were keeping that.

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00:52:47.000 No, but honestly, I gotta tell you, it honestly is the Manscaped Razor.

00:52:50.000 This is the big thing that not enough people talk about.

00:52:52.000 This light makes all of the difference.

00:52:54.000 You see that?

00:52:54.000 It's very unflattering when you do it because it rakes across your... Look, spooky stories.

00:52:58.000 Don't actually accidentally shave your... Spooky stories of a hairless mouse.

00:53:04.000 It really does work well.

00:53:05.000 Like, we've used them for a while, then they became a sponsor to the show.

00:53:07.000 That light shows you the difference between a wart and a mole.

00:53:09.000 Hey, Brian, do you know where that light's really useful?

00:53:12.000 Yeah.

00:53:12.000 Downstairs?

00:53:13.000 No.

00:53:14.000 I didn't say that, Brian.

00:53:15.000 I thought that was the implication.

00:53:16.000 Come on, guys.

00:53:17.000 You're better than this.

00:53:18.000 I call that my naughty place.

00:53:19.000 That's why I keep it in the dark.

00:53:20.000 Manscaped.com and you use the promo code, right, Crowder20, you get 20% off.

00:53:24.000 And free shipping.

00:53:25.000 And free shipping.

00:53:26.000 By the way, I will say their trimmer for their beard is actually, like, legitimate.

00:53:30.000 It has a little dial so you don't have to have a bunch of different guards. 0.94

00:53:32.000 And then the balls will sponsor the show. 0.99

00:53:35.000 For those of you who don't just need to shave your balls, nose hair, the weed whacker. 0.99

00:53:40.000 I need to start doing that. 0.98

00:53:41.000 I put it off and I'm embarrassed.

00:53:41.000 Actually, you kind of need it every once in a while.

00:53:43.000 I'm losing hair here, gaining hair in other places.

00:53:45.000 It's kind of a weird thing.

00:53:46.000 It's a bad tradeoff.

00:53:47.000 It's cruel.

00:53:49.000 But also, thank you very much for the laugh track, Healthy Helperton.

00:53:53.000 I actually used it on my neck, which is why my neck looks like you could sleep on it.

00:53:58.000 Alright Tim, so before we went to this, we were talking about the story of the F-35.

00:54:03.000 You said you had a, somebody said they knew what it was, like what the theory was.

00:54:06.000 Do you still have that?

00:54:07.000 That image?

00:54:08.000 Did you show me an image?

00:54:09.000 It's long gone.

00:54:09.000 Yeah, I showed an image.

00:54:11.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:54:12.000 I totally forgot what it was.

00:54:14.000 Oh, no, it was the guy holding the plane.

00:54:15.000 I thought there was something else.

00:54:16.000 Never mind.

00:54:17.000 My bad.

00:54:17.000 Alright, so we're going to start a story and then finish it in Mug Club, so you'll get to hear a little bit of what we're setting up here.

00:54:24.000 Because we'll absolutely be banned.

00:54:26.000 You've got to get one of these guys to be able to see it.

00:54:28.000 It's the secret pass.

00:54:30.000 It's the golden ticket, if you will.

00:54:32.000 Over the weekend, the Ukrainian Defense Forces Trans spokesperson.

00:54:38.000 This is the one of the most strange stories.

00:54:40.000 By the way, the whole story on this is not just that this person exists because we've already addressed this person in August, but they actually went on a rant about Russian propagandists.

00:54:51.000 Next week, the teeth of the Russian devils will gnash ever harder, and their rabid mouths will foam in uncontrollable frenzy as the world will see a fate of prevalent propaganda. 0.95

00:55:01.000 I was gonna say, like, you know how hard it is to get a good wig in a war zone? 0.87

00:55:06.000 It's only the first.

00:55:08.000 Russia's war criminal propagandists will all be hunted down, and justice will be served as we in Ukraine are led on this mission by faith in God, liberty, and complete liberation.

00:55:19.000 And it was apparent the only effort she put into looking like a woman was visiting Party City and asking for 0.94

00:55:27.000 the the

00:55:49.000 the Imagine in Ukraine, if you own a wig shop, business ain't a-boomin' right now.

00:55:55.000 Well, I mean, people still need wigs when they're fighting battles and not trying to, you know, die.

00:56:00.000 At least, I mean, because there are a lot of layers to this, some parts that are true, some parts that aren't true, but we can all agree it's a good thing that Draco Malfoy has found some new work.

00:56:08.000 So that's nice.

00:56:12.000 One's not going to help you, buddy.

00:56:13.000 I don't think it's going to work.

00:56:15.000 And by the way, people, they can comment if they want us to do a deep dive onto this disturbed individual.

00:56:22.000 Because this person does exist, but some of the stories around this person aren't really true.

00:56:27.000 It's getting crazier as we dive into this, right?

00:56:29.000 So this person's cringey in the voice and the way that they are.

00:56:33.000 It seems like they're doing propaganda, right?

00:56:35.000 So this is a As an American citizen, is what we think, based on what they've claimed, and there's some people that have thought maybe they found out who this is, but trust me, this story is only going to get more crazy as we go.

00:56:46.000 But look, again, if you are not on Mug Club, you don't get to see that part of it right now.

00:56:50.000 I'm really sorry, but this is really interesting.

00:56:52.000 So look, if you want us to do a deep dive, maybe we'll do a deep dive on one of the other shows, like you said, but this is the part.

00:56:57.000 You know, I don't normally get to do stuff like this.

00:56:58.000 Well, I know, but people need to know, you know, on Mug Club, not only do you get the Brian Cowan Show, But you're also going to get the Hodge Twin Show.

00:57:04.000 You get us every day.

00:57:05.000 Alex Jones.

00:57:06.000 45 minutes.

00:57:06.000 You get Alex Jones on Friday.

00:57:08.000 Mr. Guns and Gear.

00:57:09.000 Guns and Gear.

00:57:09.000 And of course the undercover journalist.

00:57:12.000 Undercover unit.

00:57:12.000 Yeah, the undercover investigative unit.

00:57:13.000 They're working on a lot right now.

00:57:14.000 And by the way, they're the ones who did a lot of work.

00:57:15.000 The reason that that Pornhub exclusive got out and there's going to be likely legislative action taken, that's entirely because of you at Mug Club.

00:57:22.000 You know what a lot of the nonprofit investigative journalism outfits out there can't do?

00:57:26.000 They can't go after companies like Pornhub.

00:57:27.000 No.

00:57:28.000 We're not allowed to do that.

00:57:29.000 So, it really is all because of you, and that's Mug Club. 0.79

00:57:32.000 That was the first sponsor spot we've done in a long time.

00:57:35.000 It is the first spot.

00:57:35.000 It's fun, though, to do it!

00:57:37.000 It is!

00:57:37.000 You never know if they're going to fire us.

00:57:38.000 Well, that's true.

00:57:39.000 They do give us creative license, and that's your fault, because you did it.

00:57:42.000 But, I don't normally get to say this, piss off YouTube.

00:57:57.000 What?

Louder with Crowder - September 20, 2023

F35 Conspiracy Breakdown: What Really Happened to America's $100M Jet?

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