Louder with Crowder - Fake News Phone Call! NBC Rejects Evidence | #4 Good Morning MugClub

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00:06:30.000 Today was Good Morning Monoclub.

00:06:31.000 This is what?

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00:06:37.000 We have Ted Nugent.

00:06:38.000 Ted Nugent's on the show today.

00:06:39.000 Our Jocko correspondent, Mandy, will be here.

00:06:42.000 And we'll be talking about Joe Rogan, Bernie Sanders.

00:06:45.000 What else?

00:06:45.000 Oh, oh, oh!

00:06:46.000 Our exclusive called NBC.

00:06:48.000 Yeah!

00:06:49.000 To talk about the chloroquine fish tank thing, lady.

00:06:52.000 And they were none too happy to hear from me.

00:06:55.000 They didn't just welcome you open arms?

00:06:57.000 No, no, they didn't.

00:06:58.000 It was more of a blatant rejection.

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00:07:02.000 Yeah, pretty much normal.

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00:07:35.000 You guys do have better mics.

00:07:36.000 I thought that was pretty accurate.

00:07:37.000 And loudearthcrowder.com slash schedule so you can see all of the live broadcasts.

00:07:41.000 Today we're going to be taking a lot of your chats.

00:07:43.000 So the chat is only available on BlazeTV because they do not let us do... Link in description.

00:07:49.000 Well, they let us do chat on YouTube, but they don't pay nothing.

00:07:52.000 They don't pay nothing?

00:07:53.000 Does that mean they pay something?

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00:07:54.000 Well, come on, stop.

00:07:55.000 What are you trying to get all grammatical Nazi with me?

00:07:57.000 And right now, look, look, look.

00:07:58.000 Quarterback Garrett and AudioAid.

00:07:59.000 You see this over there?

00:08:00.000 Yeah.

00:08:01.000 What's going on?

00:08:01.000 This is, it's live.

00:08:02.000 What's wrong?

00:08:03.000 Just tell us what's wrong.

00:08:04.000 We'll do it live.

00:08:05.000 It's distracting.

00:08:05.000 I'd rather know what's wrong.

00:08:07.000 Blaze is not getting audio.

00:08:08.000 So we're just going to make sure that they get that.

00:08:09.000 Blaze is not getting audio? 0.72

00:08:10.000 Well, screw me. 1.00

00:08:12.000 You guys should get your crap together. 1.00

00:08:15.000 Uh, half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond here for the first time in the morning. 0.98

00:08:17.000 Hey.

00:08:17.000 And, uh, Gerald A. Alright, so, let's- I don't think it's the first time.

00:08:20.000 Do you want me to- Do you need me to buy some time, then, before we go to the first story?

00:08:23.000 No.

00:08:23.000 We just have to restart it.

00:08:24.000 Oh, okay.

00:08:24.000 We restarted the stream?

00:08:26.000 On the Blaze side, yeah.

00:08:26.000 On the Blaze side.

00:08:27.000 We apologize for that.

00:08:28.000 So, chat- I could have totally fixed it without any words, but, you know.

00:08:31.000 I didn't want to.

00:08:32.000 It's hard to fix it when it's like- It's like the three blind mice right here.

00:08:35.000 It's like, your tail's missing!

00:08:37.000 I thought they were talking about Gerald.

00:08:39.000 Like, I literally thought, like, they're literally gonna see if they should cut Gerald's mic.

00:08:45.000 I have a button right here for that.

00:08:47.000 I was like, didn't we have a whole meeting about how you guys can just cut his mic off anytime you want?

00:08:52.000 We went through it, we signed documents.

00:08:54.000 You've already been given the authority to do so as well.

00:08:57.000 We repurposed the cough button.

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00:09:00.000 To the Gerald button.

00:09:02.000 Also, Gerald can't be bothered to bring his own pajamas.

00:09:04.000 I don't have them!

00:09:04.000 I don't own them!

00:09:05.000 As you should know, since we're inside baseball here, Gerald refuses to bring... Well, Gerald doesn't have pajamas.

00:09:10.000 I don't refuse!

00:09:10.000 Thank you.

00:09:11.000 Bill refuses to wear pajamas.

00:09:12.000 Yes, that's correct.

00:09:13.000 So we all agree... We're very insubordinate.

00:09:15.000 Good morning, Mugglers.

00:09:16.000 We're all going to wear pajamas.

00:09:17.000 It'll be a theme.

00:09:17.000 And then Gerald's like, I don't have any.

00:09:19.000 We're like, oh, that's an unsolvable problem.

00:09:21.000 Like a Venezuelan election, I was not present at the vote to decide we were going to wear pajamas.

00:09:27.000 Neither was I. But now I'm going to go all in And like the Venezuelan election, it means nothing because I am the final say.

00:09:35.000 Exactly.

00:09:36.000 Put on your smoking jacket.

00:09:37.000 Yes.

00:09:38.000 Everyone staying safe?

00:09:39.000 No one has any slight coughs, tickles?

00:09:40.000 Nope.

00:09:41.000 No COVID reported here.

00:09:42.000 Nothing more than normal.

00:09:43.000 I could be asymptomatic though.

00:09:43.000 I could be asymptomatic quite a bit right now, and they're talking at CNN right now about... 150 beds.

00:09:49.000 This will happen at the Meadowlands Exposition Center.

00:09:51.000 Sure enough, more doom and gloom.

00:09:53.000 By the way, apparently they overestimated how many hospital beds they were going to need.

00:09:56.000 Hey, look, they've got two more right there.

00:09:58.000 They have two more beds.

00:10:00.000 And on CNN, you can expect them to say, of course, they were planning on hospital beds.

00:10:04.000 However, they were only sent cots due to the administration's lack of foresight.

00:10:09.000 Now, what can you say about the cots there, Dr. Sanjay Gupta?

00:10:12.000 Well, as a practicing physician, cots are definitively less comfortable than surtas. 0.66

00:10:20.000 It's a real shame that Donald Trump didn't have the foresight to take proper precautions and ensure that every American can have a sleep number over there in the hospitals.

00:10:31.000 Now they're paying for it.

00:10:32.000 No pillow top on the cot.

00:10:35.000 No, just because that guy, the MyFitPillow guy is too busy.

00:10:38.000 Is it MyFit, MyPerfectPillow?

00:10:39.000 MyPillow, MyPillow. 0.98

00:10:40.000 Here's the thing, I really appreciate, I really appreciate the MyPillow guy changing over to masks.

00:10:46.000 Absolutely.

00:10:47.000 I appreciate that.

00:10:48.000 Good for him.

00:10:49.000 That's American ingenuity that's coming together.

00:10:52.000 But the pillow really is terrible.

00:10:55.000 I don't know, man.

00:10:56.000 Maybe there's a reason he could.

00:10:57.000 People swear by the pillow.

00:10:59.000 I'm telling you.

00:11:00.000 Do they really?

00:11:00.000 Yeah, people... You think he sold a bunch of pillows because they're crappy?

00:11:04.000 I'm telling you, the people who have the pillow... That happens in America.

00:11:07.000 It does happen.

00:11:08.000 Across the world.

00:11:08.000 It does happen.

00:11:09.000 Yeah, it does happen.

00:11:10.000 People like the pillow.

00:11:11.000 We're talking about needing clinical trials on chloroquine?

00:11:13.000 Yeah.

00:11:13.000 I want double-blind, placebo-controlled clinical trials on my pillow.

00:11:17.000 On my perfect pillow.

00:11:18.000 What's the comparison?

00:11:19.000 Because people think it improved it.

00:11:20.000 The placebo would be any pillow that's not my... What's your favorite pillow brand, then?

00:11:24.000 Not Mr. Pillow Man.

00:11:24.000 What is it?

00:11:25.000 There's one that's called... I didn't... Well, listen.

00:11:26.000 Not very memorable, though.

00:11:27.000 You coined that term, not me.

00:11:28.000 Not very memorable.

00:11:30.000 Indulgence is the name of the pillow I think I got at Bed Bath & Beyond.

00:11:33.000 And it's quite nice.

00:11:34.000 I do feel quite indulgent.

00:11:35.000 There you go.

00:11:36.000 It's like a perfume brand.

00:11:39.000 It's stuffed with live weasels.

00:11:42.000 We have a lot to talk about.

00:11:43.000 We're going to get to the exclusive call with the NBC member, which, by the way, she wrote the report, so her name, we didn't remove her name, the lady who wrote the report at NBC.

00:11:52.000 Are they having Jersey Shore on CNN right now?

00:11:55.000 What is this right now?

00:11:55.000 Apparently he's a pastor.

00:11:56.000 We have abs.

00:11:58.000 We felt like the spotlight was just kind of all on us in that moment.

00:12:02.000 Here to speak out against the president is the only pastor left in the northern hemisphere with mutton chops. 0.56

00:12:09.000 This guy looks like he needs a G6.

00:12:13.000 He's got the Amish facial hair with the modern pastor garb. 0.70

00:12:19.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:12:20.000 He has the modern sort of Hitler Youth haircut, but then he has the old school beat cop mutton chops.

00:12:27.000 Man, this guy has a melting pot of amazing stereotypes.

00:12:31.000 He's the guy, he's like, alright, Jesus, give us the drum solo.

00:12:35.000 Right during the praise and worship session.

00:12:38.000 Give it up to Josh in the background!

00:12:41.000 By the way, somewhere Rob Bell is hanging himself with bed sheets because he isn't getting the airtime that this guy is right now.

00:12:48.000 I wrote a book!

00:12:49.000 I wrote a book about how Christians are wrong about being Christians. 1.00

00:12:52.000 Okay, so the first story I want to get to—this is just a perfect example, and we'll be taking a lot of your chat here today.

00:12:59.000 Joe Rogan caught a lot of flack.

00:13:00.000 Did you guys see this? 0.81

00:13:01.000 Caught a lot of flack for saying that—and this is a guy who endorsed Bernie Sanders, by the way, and I thought that was silly.

00:13:06.000 Yeah, like two weeks ago. 0.97

00:13:07.000 Very silly. 0.99

00:13:08.000 And I don't know necessarily why he did it, but, you know, I know Joe. 0.97

00:13:11.000 I wouldn't say we're necessarily close friends, but I said, Kind of a mistake.

00:13:15.000 And I think now he's seeing why, because liberals had a meltdown over these, we have this clip, the recent comments that he made regarding Biden versus Trump.

00:13:25.000 This is the real issue with the Democratic Party. 0.99

00:13:28.000 They've essentially made us all morons with this Joe Biden thing. 1.00

00:13:32.000 They really have. 1.00

00:13:35.000 Who do we need?

00:13:36.000 I can't vote for that guy.

00:13:39.000 I can't vote for him.

00:13:40.000 I'd rather vote for Trump than him.

00:13:41.000 I don't think he could handle anything.

00:13:47.000 Now, let me be really clear here.

00:13:48.000 Joe Rogan did not say, he will vote for Trump.

00:13:51.000 So in his defense, Joe Rogan, and I know there's always a lot of caveats, like, well, I'm pro-gun, but, well, I'm this, but, well, Donald Trump does this, but.

00:13:57.000 He hedges everything that he has to say, and it's kind of sad to live in that world where you have to do it.

00:14:02.000 But I do want to be clear, because people are attacking him for something that he didn't say.

00:14:05.000 He didn't say, I will vote for Trump.

00:14:07.000 He said, I'd probably rather Trump than Biden.

00:14:10.000 Which really isn't all that extreme of a statement when you consider that one of them has extreme dementia and shows up on stage like he drank a bucket of salt water right before emerging from his hut.

00:14:21.000 He's just like an empty suit right now.

00:14:24.000 I don't know how anybody could put him up for a candidate in any election and vote for him.

00:14:27.000 A couple of facts here really quickly.

00:14:29.000 With Democrats, Biden leads Sanders by 22 points.

00:14:31.000 And then when you look at Trump and Biden neck and neck, 55% of Trump voters very enthusiastic, Biden only 28%.

00:14:38.000 And this is something that's important to what we're saying, hey, I would rather have Trump versus Biden.

00:14:44.000 Sometimes it's kind of tough.

00:14:45.000 When you have candidates before they're in a general election, right, it's kind of tough to know exactly what'll happen.

00:14:50.000 Remember back in the day they did that sort of virtual fight with Muhammad Ali and Rocky Marciano?

00:14:55.000 They put in some metrics and saw who would win, and that was the basis for, what is it, Rocky 19?

00:14:58.000 I think that was 22.

00:15:00.000 Was that Rocky 22?

00:15:03.000 Then they created Creed, and I don't know why I'm in the minority where I think that Creed is an awful film, but it's like the pitch was, okay, listen, we're gonna take Rocky and remove all the likable characters and iconic music!

00:15:16.000 I like the color of your jib, kid.

00:15:17.000 Can we make it more black? 0.96

00:15:18.000 We can make it all black! 0.92

00:15:20.000 Very nice!

00:15:22.000 I thought it was a ploy to make everyone like the older Rockies more every time we watch those, right?

00:15:27.000 Unfortunately, it had the exact opposite effect, where it's like, oh, they came out with a new... You know what?

00:15:31.000 I should go back and watch Ninja Turtles 2.

00:15:35.000 Leave it there! 1.00

00:15:37.000 Leave it there, just let it be. 0.99

00:15:39.000 But in this case, we don't necessarily have to look at a bunch of hypotheticals with Donald Trump and Joe Biden, because the one thing that obviously right now I saw, I just read an article, it's the coronavirus stupid. 0.98

00:15:50.000 Clever little title, you know. 0.96

00:15:51.000 I like it.

00:15:53.000 Because that's going to be the determining factor in the election.

00:15:55.000 And as much as people want to say that Donald Trump has done a terrible job, I don't agree with that, we know for a fact that Joe Biden was against the travel ban, which Donald Trump pulled pretty early on, right?

00:16:05.000 Now he flip-flopped just this last week and he said that, you know what, we do need the China travel ban.

00:16:09.000 Bernie's still against it.

00:16:11.000 Which doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

00:16:13.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:16:14.000 What do you mean it doesn't make sense?

00:16:15.000 Bernie's a communist.

00:16:16.000 He loves his communist friends.

00:16:17.000 What doesn't make sense about that?

00:16:19.000 This is a time when people need to be able to stick together who like each other, and nobody goes better together than Chinese communists and Bernie. 0.72

00:16:27.000 That's like peanut butter and jelly, which is really a hot combination when you think about it.

00:16:27.000 That's true.

00:16:31.000 You know what would go great with this?

00:16:32.000 Welches.

00:16:32.000 What?

00:16:36.000 Hmm.

00:16:37.000 Put it on there.

00:16:37.000 I have no idea.

00:16:38.000 It's disgusting.

00:16:39.000 I like peanut butter and honey and banana, but the point here is that's not really what's most important.

00:16:43.000 It is remarkable to me that Bernie Sanders, before all this, you know, he talked about how Americans shouldn't have to compete against effectively slave labor in these other countries, and he was really kind Yeah.

00:16:53.000 kind of a nationalist. So when people like Joe Rogan come out and say Bernie's been consistent,

00:16:57.000 you can't catch him on anything, I go, well, hold on a second. I think a lot of people

00:17:00.000 will be surprised when they see in the general, maybe even 60% of Bernie Sanders supporters

00:17:05.000 go to Trump. I guarantee you it'll be closer to a 50-50 split than people think. All of

00:17:09.000 his supporters are not going to go to Biden, just like they didn't go to Hillary Clinton.

00:17:12.000 But the reason for that, I think, is that at one point in time, Bernie Sanders sort

00:17:15.000 of espoused this American protectionism, which I don't entirely agree with, but it was tinged

00:17:20.000 with a little bit of America first nationalism.

00:17:23.000 Yeah, I could see him doing much better in a general than Biden, because think about

00:17:27.000 If people are pissed off about the response to coronavirus, they're looking for somebody who exudes confidence and leadership.

00:17:34.000 He's not putting sentences together very well on TV right now, so nobody's... I can't even read his own thoughts.

00:17:39.000 The 28% was the amount of time that he's actually lucid.

00:17:41.000 And that wasn't just when his people were supporting him, right?

00:17:43.000 So it's just, there's no way he can stand up and say, I'm the guy to lead us through this challenge.

00:17:49.000 So of course you would vote.

00:17:50.000 Okay, I may have to hold my nose, but I'm going to vote for Trump, right?

00:17:52.000 That's what you're pretty much going to see from other Dems.

00:17:54.000 Well, you know, and I don't know, I mean, you probably just have to hold your nose if you vote for Biden, if you're there at the debate, because he poops.

00:17:59.000 He often poops himself. 0.74

00:18:00.000 He poops so much.

00:18:01.000 A little known fact.

00:18:02.000 Yeah, it's a little known fact.

00:18:03.000 And it's really sad when you soil yourself and you're beyond the point where you know how to fold a defense properly.

00:18:11.000 This is what we need to be converting our factories over to.

00:18:13.000 Depends.

00:18:13.000 Not N95.

00:18:15.000 I'm sure they could also act like respirator masks.

00:18:17.000 People just walking around with upside down diapers.

00:18:20.000 I am your father.

00:18:23.000 Joe, don't use the used one.

00:18:24.000 Not again.

00:18:25.000 You know what I hope?

00:18:25.000 I really don't.

00:18:26.000 And we have a traffic report coming up.

00:18:28.000 But before that, you know what I really hope we don't see with Joe Rogan?

00:18:32.000 I really hope we don't see an apology here.

00:18:34.000 I really hope that we don't see Joe Rogan walk this back.

00:18:36.000 And as you know, I've appeared on his show, so bias alert, obviously.

00:18:39.000 I've worked with him personally.

00:18:41.000 He's been on this show.

00:18:42.000 That being said, I do see a lot of walking things back a little bit.

00:18:45.000 Not just Joe Rogan, but people in positions of power who host podcasts or who are on air, regardless of their political leanings.

00:18:54.000 I don't want to see that happen right now.

00:18:55.000 In other words, Joe Rogan said nothing wrong.

00:18:58.000 He didn't First off, it wouldn't be wrong if he said, you know what?

00:19:00.000 Here, we've got Biden.

00:19:02.000 I'm going to vote for Donald Trump.

00:19:03.000 That wouldn't have been wrong.

00:19:04.000 But him saying, you know what? 1.00

00:19:05.000 Democrats have made morons out of all of us. 1.00

00:19:08.000 I've endorsed Bernie Sanders, and now it's Trump and Bernie. 1.00

00:19:11.000 At this point, I would probably rather have Trump than Biden.

00:19:15.000 There is nothing controversial about that.

00:19:18.000 And what I want to see is Joe Rogan go more on the offensive right now at this point and say, you know what?

00:19:23.000 You know what, folks?

00:19:24.000 OK.

00:19:26.000 I have the biggest podcast known to man.

00:19:28.000 Almost everyone else that exists in my orbit. 0.51

00:19:30.000 And you can go fornicate yourself with a wire brush.

00:19:33.000 You know what?

00:19:33.000 How about that?

00:19:36.000 I love it for him to just come out and show his NRA card and say, now you've converted me to a Republican forever.

00:19:42.000 And I don't think that'll ever happen.

00:19:43.000 I don't think he'll become a Republican.

00:19:44.000 But you know what?

00:19:45.000 I wouldn't be surprised if behind closed doors Joe Rogan probably votes for Donald Trump over Joe Biden.

00:19:50.000 How does Joe Biden represent not only middle America, but how does Joe Biden represent anyone in the entertainment industry, the Hollywood elite?

00:19:57.000 Anybody, period.

00:19:58.000 Who does he represent?

00:19:59.000 Joe Biden.

00:20:00.000 At all.

00:20:00.000 I don't understand.

00:20:01.000 Is it just old people? 1.00

00:20:02.000 Push-ups.

00:20:02.000 Is it just the people here who are buying gold, listening to Sanjay Gupta on CNN?

00:20:06.000 Who does Joe Biden represent?

00:20:07.000 Can someone let me know?

00:20:09.000 Is it maybe just this sort of amalgamate of people saying he's the only one who can run, he's the only one who can beat Donald Trump, and then people being nervous about Bernie Sanders because he is a far-left socialist, and so this is just kind of what we ended up with because it's his time, sort of like Hillary Clinton.

00:20:24.000 I just don't know how they ended up here.

00:20:25.000 And remember, everyone was saying this in the show, like, it's going to be Joe Biden.

00:20:28.000 I said, it's going to be an old craze. 0.95

00:20:30.000 crazy white guy at one point i said i don't know i think it'll be a heiress 0.97

00:20:34.000 yeah i think maybe it'll be butt gig because i thought they needed to keep the whole 0.99

00:20:38.000 first and instead we end up with not only a crazy old white guy 0.99

00:20:42.000 but a crazy old white guy who makes Ron Paul look positively tepid 0.97

00:20:48.000 it definitely does i do like his unerring support of push-ups right 0.98

00:20:53.000 I mean, guy push-ups, lady push-ups, marine push-ups, push-up bras.

00:20:56.000 I mean, he's into all of them.

00:20:59.000 Big fan of Hindu push-ups. 0.98

00:21:00.000 He does them at every 7-Eleven.

00:21:01.000 He walks in and goes, Huh?

00:21:02.000 Right?

00:21:02.000 Huh?

00:21:03.000 You guys?

00:21:04.000 Huh?

00:21:05.000 Alright, I'll have a smoke in.

00:21:05.000 Hindu!

00:21:08.000 It's just where is he right now, right?

00:21:11.000 Everyone is asking that, whether you're on the left or the right.

00:21:13.000 Do you mean physically or mentally?

00:21:14.000 Because the two could be very different places.

00:21:15.000 Well, it's clear we're not trying to put them in the same place.

00:21:19.000 At least put something forward to be a leader, and he's not.

00:21:24.000 And it's conspicuous. 0.93

00:21:25.000 The conspicuous absence here is something that even folks who want to vote for him or vote Democrat are saying, holy crap, is this really our guy?

00:21:34.000 Yeah, it's just crazy to me the outrage that we saw with Joe Rogan over this.

00:21:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:21:38.000 That is what's crazy.

00:21:39.000 We do have a traffic report, actually.

00:21:39.000 Hold on really quickly.

00:21:41.000 We know a lot of you have to deal with some complications right now with the lockdown

00:21:45.000 morning commute.

00:21:46.000 So it's time for a traffic report with Thomas Finnegan.

00:21:58.000 Mr. Finnegan, are you there, sir?

00:22:01.000 I am here, Steven.

00:22:02.000 Well, thank you for being here.

00:22:02.000 Great.

00:22:03.000 What can people expect this morning on their way to work?

00:22:07.000 Well, more about that later.

00:22:09.000 I was in the hospital for a couple of days following last week's incident with the stray sock, but I'm well on the road to recovery.

00:22:15.000 Okay, well what does that mean, well on the road to recovery? 0.98

00:22:19.000 My foot is fine, however I seem to have developed a bit of a dry cock. 0.88

00:22:24.000 Traffic is about the same as last week. 0.61

00:22:26.000 Okay, is there anything of note that we should know about as far as traffic?

00:22:29.000 About the same doesn't mean exactly the same.

00:22:34.000 It's exactly the same.

00:22:35.000 Okay, thank you very much.

00:22:35.000 This has been the Traffic Report with Thomas Finnegan.

00:22:38.000 All right, I apologize, Joe.

00:22:40.000 But I'm going to have to go.

00:22:49.000 Before we went to that completely useless phone call... Yeah, it seems unnecessary.

00:22:52.000 What were you about to say?

00:22:53.000 I was about to say that you're right in that somebody... Thank you.

00:22:56.000 We're looking for a leader, right?

00:22:57.000 Thank you.

00:22:58.000 I was actually talking to Bill.

00:23:00.000 But you're right.

00:23:01.000 People are looking for a leader to kind of step forward, and his absence is conspicuous, but every time they have tried to put him out there, it only makes things worse for him.

00:23:08.000 Like the last few interviews he's done on TV have just been progressively worse each time, and so I think the strategy for them needs to be just to stay out of the way and see if Donald Trump will take it on the chin for the rest of the response to coronavirus and then come back when this settles down because every time he goes out, I'm less confident in him being able to do anything.

00:23:25.000 Wait, are you saying Donald Trump will take it on the chin?

00:23:28.000 That's their hope, right?

00:23:30.000 They want him to take it on the chin and be so knocked down from his response to coronavirus.

00:23:33.000 No, no, it's a bad analogy.

00:23:34.000 Because Donald Trump takes everything on the chin.

00:23:34.000 You know why?

00:23:37.000 That's his greatest quality.

00:23:38.000 He's the Jake LaMotta.

00:23:40.000 He is an iron head.

00:23:42.000 All he does is take it on the chin and he's standing there like Ray LaMotta in the Sugar Ray Robinson or Raging Bull.

00:23:49.000 He's like, you never got me down!

00:23:51.000 You didn't get me down, Jake Tapper, OK?

00:23:53.000 You never got me down!

00:23:54.000 That's what it is.

00:23:55.000 He is incredible.

00:23:57.000 It's amazing.

00:23:58.000 I would like to see a little bit more from bobbing and weaving.

00:24:00.000 OK, I'm not prepared.

00:24:01.000 Bring up the chair.

00:24:02.000 But instead, he's just like, excuse me, excuse me.

00:24:05.000 That's very nasty.

00:24:06.000 And you're like, boom, boom, boom.

00:24:09.000 You don't have demoralizing minutes.

00:24:10.000 That's why the media is going absolutely crazy.

00:24:12.000 It's an analogy, but I'm serious.

00:24:13.000 What is happening is, when you hit somebody as hard as you possibly can, and that's what they've done with Trump.

00:24:19.000 They did it with Russia, they did it with impeachment, and now they're doing it with coronavirus, and his approval rating is going up.

00:24:23.000 When you stand there, and you can watch this in certain boxing matches, right? 0.99

00:24:26.000 You can see it where you hit someone as hard as humanly possible, and they keep on walking, and you go, oh shit! 0.99

00:24:32.000 I got nothing else! 0.99

00:24:34.000 Because usually he's like, okay, he slipped it, maybe alright, okay, he was evasive, Donald Trump, that's his whole strategy, just sit there, take it on the chin, and then eventually give you one.

00:24:34.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:24:44.000 And that's his press briefing.

00:24:45.000 I'm really interested to see Trump's second term, because the media's just run all of their options out, and I don't know what they're going to do for the next one. 0.84

00:24:53.000 I wouldn't be surprised if he whipped out his Schwanson and took a piss right on Acosta's forehead. 0.99

00:24:59.000 Guess what? 0.96

00:25:00.000 Impeachment, hey!

00:25:02.000 Jamie Crackcorn, hey little custard!

00:25:04.000 Jamie Crackcorn, how's that feel?

00:25:05.000 What are you going to do about it?

00:25:07.000 Jamie Crackcorn! 0.99

00:25:10.000 Dick slap. 0.98

00:25:10.000 So that's what I think would happen. 0.98

00:25:12.000 I think he's going to be so bold.

00:25:13.000 I mean, what does he have to lose?

00:25:14.000 Did you see when some reporter was reading a Biden tweet?

00:25:18.000 So it was like, I don't know if you saw this, but Joe Biden just tweeted something, a text.

00:25:21.000 He said, he didn't tweet that.

00:25:24.000 He has people.

00:25:25.000 He has people.

00:25:26.000 And Joe Biden, he's not watching right now.

00:25:28.000 And let's be honest, if he's watching, he doesn't understand.

00:25:32.000 It was an amazing quote.

00:25:34.000 You know what I love?

00:25:36.000 I will say this.

00:25:36.000 Joe Rogan, something else that people missed in that podcast.

00:25:40.000 Do we really call them podcasts at this point?

00:25:44.000 He said something else that I think is very telling.

00:25:46.000 Donald Trump really hasn't aged much as president.

00:25:49.000 When you compare it to George W. Bush, when you compare it to Barack Obama, I mean, it could just be because he tans and he dyes his hair, but as far as energy, like he went in where people were saying this is an old person who's incompetent, and right now they're still just saying he's an old person who's incompetent, but then they trot out Joe Biden.

00:26:05.000 Okay, maybe you don't really care about old and or incompetent.

00:26:10.000 And that's something he's gotten flack for too, just objectively saying that Donald Trump really hasn't aged all that much.

00:26:16.000 It is kind of remarkable to me.

00:26:17.000 I didn't really think about it until Joe Rogan said it.

00:26:19.000 Think, he's tweeting just as much, he's out there right now, he's doing press briefings every night.

00:26:23.000 He's still as spicy as he's always been, yeah.

00:26:25.000 Who is, oh my god, why do we have, it's a Q-tip! 0.97

00:26:28.000 $78 to $72 is where we think we have enough ventilators to get us Across New York State, more than half in NYC.

00:26:35.000 By the way, one other thing, I don't know if we have a source for this to bring it up, but we'll move on to the NBC call, or we can actually go to chat in a little bit, but they're counting every single death in New York City, in New York State, that involves COVID at all as a coronavirus death.

00:26:49.000 And that, to me, is really bothersome.

00:26:51.000 In other words, if someone has leukemia, a heart condition, pneumonia, and then, at the end of all that, they test positive for a coronavirus that's being listed as a corona death.

00:27:00.000 Some people, I don't think this is true, there were rumors circulating that even people who die like in car accidents who test positive for COVID are listed.

00:27:06.000 I don't believe that's true.

00:27:07.000 I wasn't able to verify it.

00:27:08.000 I would tend to believe that it's not true.

00:27:09.000 However, the idea of really listing one primary cause of death, even though there are severe comorbidities, that is not in line with the standard and how we always measure deaths across this country.

00:27:21.000 We don't do that.

00:27:21.000 If someone has leukemia, if someone has severe cancer, you know, and they're undergoing chemotherapy, and then they also happen to get influenza, we don't list that as an influenza death.

00:27:30.000 Yeah, they're not drawing a distinction between dying of COVID and dying with COVID.

00:27:34.000 That's the main distinction.

00:27:36.000 There's no reason not to.

00:27:37.000 I mean, everything that's geared right now Yeah.

00:27:40.000 hysteria, the resources, etc. Everyone is geared towards, yeah, it's one, you get to

00:27:46.000 blame Trump. The higher the numbers are, the better it gets to be. And I don't think that

00:27:50.000 that's everyone, right? I'm not saying the coroners down there, switching them all over.

00:27:55.000 But there are, we have to take these numbers with a grain of salt to say, how are we actually

00:28:00.000 interpreting it? And what are we going to do from a policy perspective as a result of

00:28:03.000 And if every single person is like, well, let's just go ahead and put this guy down, too, even though he was about to die anyways.

00:28:10.000 What I want to know, too, is if these people who had died, who had all these other things going on as well, if they had gotten the regular flu, or if they had gotten really anything Would that have been the tipping point with anything?

00:28:19.000 Or is it that, you know, COVID-19 is so severe that it killed them?

00:28:23.000 Like, I think it matters how these people would have fared with regular flu that would go around every single year.

00:28:23.000 You know what I mean?

00:28:28.000 If they had other complications.

00:28:29.000 Yeah, with other complications.

00:28:30.000 Something that is undeniable though is the fact that the...

00:28:33.000 You have a better chance of getting on chloroquine early on with a Z-Pak than you do of not using it and praying for the best with a respirator.

00:28:40.000 Sorry, not a respirator, a ventilator.

00:28:42.000 And Donald Trump said that, and people were saying, oh my gosh, how heartless is he?

00:28:44.000 No, this is unbelievable to me.

00:28:46.000 I don't think we've ever seen a more anti-science-driven media right now when they're talking.

00:28:51.000 Now, no one here in this room has said chloroquine absolutely works.

00:28:54.000 We've said that the clinical data that is available both in vitro and in vivo, and then you look at the anecdotal evidence, is pretty positive at this point, and it should certainly Yeah.

00:29:03.000 be provided as an option and now it is provided as an emergency treatment from the FDA, a medical option.

00:29:08.000 The other side of the aisle right now, they're saying there is no proof, there's nothing definitive

00:29:12.000 at all. No, there is some, there is quite a bit of definitive proof by the way and you can't have

00:29:15.000 it both ways because they're also right now, they're talking about shortages.

00:29:19.000 This is something I was seeing on CNN this morning, where they're saying, you know, the problem with this, too, is if we stockpile it, people who need it, who have lupus or rheumatoid arthritis, who've been taking this for years, won't have access to it.

00:29:30.000 Hold on a second.

00:29:31.000 You just said that it's a very dangerous drug that we don't know how it'll interact with humans.

00:29:35.000 Here's the thing.

00:29:35.000 You can say that you can make the claim that it is not fully tested in the way that a drug classically is when it comes to phase 1, 2, 3 clinical trials, specifically in its efficacy against coronavirus.

00:29:46.000 You can say that.

00:29:47.000 What you cannot say is that this is an unsafe drug, that we're in uncharted territory, we have no idea how people will react.

00:29:54.000 And by the way, we can't have a shortage because the hundreds of thousands of people with lupus and rheumatoid arthritis or malaria use it all.

00:29:59.000 They need access to that medicine. 0.99

00:30:01.000 Which is it?

00:30:02.000 Is it dangerous?

00:30:02.000 Is it a drug that's completely untested?

00:30:04.000 Or is it a drug that has already been FDA approved, has a remarkable safety profile, and has been used for a litany of ailments for a long time now, and it delivers promise on this one that isn't entirely verified?

00:30:15.000 Pick one. 1.00

00:30:17.000 This is why people don't believe your shit. 1.00

00:30:19.000 Right, exactly. 1.00

00:30:20.000 Well, I think, Stephen, it depends on which way Trump goes.

00:30:22.000 They'll go the opposite.

00:30:23.000 They would have been yelling at them, like, this thing is out there, we use it for everything, why can't we try this?

00:30:27.000 Donald Trump's keeping it from us, right?

00:30:29.000 They had that ready to go, I guarantee you.

00:30:30.000 I think all we need right now is Trump to come out and say, nope, no chloroquine, nope, nobody do anything with it, nope, we're not going to do it, and then overnight it's going to turn.

00:30:39.000 Trump refuses to investigate important, you're going to get Chris Cuomo out there.

00:30:44.000 Chris Cuomo's going to be bobbing him like Eminem.

00:30:47.000 If I had only had the chloroquine, I would have been cured.

00:30:50.000 I mean, it's absurd.

00:30:52.000 It's just like when we talked about if Trump came out and said, I identify as a woman, I'm the first woman president, right?

00:30:58.000 And everybody would be like, well... Anti-science Trump believes he can change the biology. 0.99

00:31:02.000 Also, he's ugly as hell.

00:31:05.000 You know they have to have like both sides of these arguments going like the Super Bowl where like the losing team stuff just gets sold over somewhere in China like they've got all these like placards for Donald Trump and all this stuff like he's saying that Chloroquine can't work and it can and they're like no we can't use that we gotta go with the other one guys. 0.95

00:31:17.000 Hold on a sec you were about to say something there wait.

00:31:18.000 Yeah I was just gonna say we have a chat from Natalie here.

00:31:20.000 Oh thank you Natalie.

00:31:21.000 She has a question about the Joe Rogan thinks so.

00:31:25.000 She says, I don't understand, but what is the difference between what Rogan is saying about Trump over Biden versus all the Bernie bros who did the same in 2016?

00:31:31.000 So a lot of folks in 2016 pivoted from Bernie to Trump.

00:31:36.000 And she's saying, what's the difference between that and what's going on with Joe Rogan?

00:31:40.000 There's no difference.

00:31:41.000 You know how I can prove that this is something that happened back then?

00:31:44.000 We got a lot of flack, by the way, a lot of flack from those in the conservative media, from sort of the legacy outlets, the people like at Fox News, people who might be working for some of the major publications, and not unwarranted.

00:31:54.000 They were saying, why are you focusing so much on Bernie Sanders?

00:31:57.000 It seems like it's just because he's cannon fodder for comedy.

00:32:00.000 Namely, the fact that this is primarily a comedy show, I won't lie and say that isn't taken into account, but at that point everyone was talking about Hillary Clinton.

00:32:09.000 We had the analytics on YouTube, through Google, and of course at lottowithcreditor.com.

00:32:14.000 A lot of people don't realize this, we get many, many, many millions of people who come in, traffic at lottowithcreditor.com, particularly at that point going into the election.

00:32:21.000 So we had all this data, we were saying, hold on a second, we can see that a lot of people

00:32:24.000 who are searching, who are pro-Bernie Sanders, actually are surprisingly turning up in a

00:32:29.000 lot of this Trump-related content now that Hillary Clinton is going to be the candidate.

00:32:32.000 So we always focused on Bernie Sanders back then because, this is how I've said it, and

00:32:36.000 I will repeat it again, Hillary Clinton was the coronation, Bernie Sanders was the movement

00:32:41.000 candidate.

00:32:43.000 And people who were involved with a movement, and a big part of that movement was looking

00:32:46.000 out for the American middle class first and being anti-establishment.

00:32:50.000 They didn't go to Hillary Clinton and Joseph- They either didn't vote, or I would wager that a significant amount of them, more than have even actually come up in any kind of polling, went to Donald Trump.

00:33:00.000 This is the exact same thing happening right now.

00:33:03.000 I think that they are anticipating a voter turnout for Joe Biden that is highly unlikely, and I think they'll be surprised.

00:33:12.000 Alright, so speaking of the Chloroquine stuff, we have to move on to this phone call.

00:33:14.000 Then we have Ted Nugent in about 10 minutes.

00:33:17.000 Geez, we are running late.

00:33:18.000 You know what? 0.99

00:33:18.000 Maybe this show is just going to go late today, because who gives a rat's ass? 0.99

00:33:22.000 It's our show! 0.99

00:33:23.000 Last week, you guys remember that we revealed this, the Chloroquine lady, the lady who drank fish tank cleaner. 0.75

00:33:29.000 She said she drank fish tank cleaner.

00:33:33.000 Her husband most definitely drank fish tank cleaner.

00:33:36.000 Her husband died, right, and she gave the interview, go back and watch it where she said, we took it because we trusted Trump and nobody else should ever do the same.

00:33:45.000 Well, that we went through, that was a story you were told, and there was some publicly available information, but the media was not interested in it, that she was a prolific Democratic donor, that she hated Donald Trump, this was well documented, and that she had a history of mental illness and violent outbursts.

00:33:58.000 What was exclusive to us is that we found the court case where she was charged, ultimately found not guilty, but charged with domestic assault, and there were several different occasions where she wanted to divorce her husband and said that she was angry all the time.

00:34:10.000 So let's recap this.

00:34:12.000 This was a woman who was sold as a pro-Trump lady who died taking fish tank cleaner with her husband when in fact she hated Donald Trump and she hated her husband.

00:34:22.000 So we thought that this might be relevant to the original reporters at NBC.

00:34:26.000 They co-wrote this story and we called them offering the evidence.

00:34:30.000 This lady is um there were there was Vaughn I can't remember his name and then Erica Erika, what was her last name? 0.81

00:34:35.000 Erika Edwards.

00:34:36.000 Erika Edwards.

00:34:37.000 They co-wrote the original article at NBC.

00:34:39.000 Yeah, not doxing.

00:34:40.000 Not doxing.

00:34:40.000 You can find it at NBC.

00:34:41.000 If you search this and you go back to the original article, this is the one that was shared, like a virus, across all other mainstream outlets.

00:34:49.000 So we tried to go directly to the source and see if the media wanted to do the journalism that their journalistic jobs typically entail.

00:34:59.000 Sounds logical.

00:35:00.000 And my half-Asian lawyer, Bill Richman, is here.

00:35:01.000 Let's play the audio, if we have it.

00:35:05.000 Hi, Erica Edwards, Steven Crowder calling.

00:35:07.000 How are you?

00:35:09.000 Good, how are you?

00:35:10.000 Good, thank you so much.

00:35:11.000 I'm so sorry that I missed your call.

00:35:13.000 Do you have a minute?

00:35:15.000 Sure, what's up?

00:35:16.000 Well, I'm calling because I'm actually writing a story here, and I have some information from an anonymous source that I want to keep anonymous, and I know that you guys over there, obviously discretion is pretty important.

00:35:27.000 It's regarding the woman who drank the fish tank cleaner, the chloroquine, which I believe, I was trying to find who wrote it, I believe you co-wrote it with Vaughn Hilliard?

00:35:38.000 Yeah, and where are you calling from?

00:35:41.000 So, right now I'm actually calling from Okay, but I mean, do you work- I'm like, are you like a freelancer?

00:35:46.000 I'm a freelancer.

00:35:48.000 I said I'm calling from from fuckville and she didn't laugh so I knew it wasn't going to be a good call. 0.82

00:35:53.000 That's why I had to leave. Yeah, yeah, I knew that was a bad sign. 0.90

00:35:56.000 I continue. 0.98

00:35:57.000 If you don't laugh at fuckville. 0.98

00:35:59.000 Yes, yes, I'm a freelancer and and you know again I I know it's

00:36:04.000 um I've done some work and I know it's important to keep her obviously anonymous.

00:36:11.000 Um, I mean, I'm assuming you, you know, the person in question who you, who you wrote about.

00:36:15.000 Sorry.

00:36:15.000 I should ask that first.

00:36:16.000 Sure.

00:36:17.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:36:19.000 Okay.

00:36:19.000 So you did write the story and you are aware that it's a...

00:36:22.000 Great.

00:36:23.000 So I wanted to ask you this.

00:36:25.000 I've come upon some information.

00:36:26.000 You're doing some digging.

00:36:27.000 The story originally that was published, you know, stated that she drank fish tank cleaner and obviously, sadly, her husband died.

00:36:35.000 And there's an interview that was posted where she said she did it because she saw it from a Trump press conference, correct?

00:36:45.000 Yes.

00:36:45.000 Okay, and then she did say that she trusted him and that no one should do the same.

00:36:49.000 I have the article up right here.

00:36:50.000 I wanted to know, since you know her name, were you aware of the fact that she was a 1.00

00:36:57.000 — you must be a prolific Democratic donor?

00:37:00.000 I'm sorry?

00:37:03.000 Did you — you guys, you know her name, and obviously it's public record.

00:37:08.000 Most people don't have a name because I understand it's anonymous and rightfully so.

00:37:11.000 I didn't, I actually didn't say her name, but I don't understand what you're... No, you didn't say her name, but I'm just saying I know her name.

00:37:17.000 I was just confirming, that way I'm not letting the cat out of the bag.

00:37:20.000 So you know the woman in question, and obviously you guys do great journalism there at NBC News, so I wanted to know if you had discovered, if you came upon this information or can confirm that she is a Democratic donor who gave to Hillary in 2016, repeatedly.

00:37:35.000 Throughout her.

00:37:36.000 Yeah, I don't know anything that's not even relevant to the story, quite frankly.

00:37:43.000 Isn't it relevant because she said that she did it because Trump told her to?

00:37:46.000 And there are multiple sources here that show she was virulently anti-Trump as an activist for a long time.

00:37:52.000 So it seems peculiar that she would all of a sudden decide to take medical advice from Donald Trump when she also gave to pro-science, anti-right-wing, anti-science ideology, as it's stated here, non-profits.

00:38:07.000 Okay.

00:38:07.000 Do you have a question for me?

00:38:09.000 I mean, this sounds like it's your story.

00:38:11.000 Well, I am asking if you knew this when you posted this story because it seems like it would be pretty relevant, no?

00:38:19.000 That someone went out there saying no one should trust President Trump and she's a... I think that you have a specific story that you're trying to tell and that's totally cool.

00:38:28.000 No, see, I think that you did.

00:38:29.000 I think that either you didn't do your due diligence.

00:38:32.000 Also, let me move on here.

00:38:33.000 Are you aware about the assault case with her husband?

00:38:36.000 That she mentioned divorcing her husband?

00:38:38.000 Because this is a totally separate instance here.

00:38:41.000 We're not talking about politics, but she openly wanted to divorce her husband, and we found the court documents of her being charged with assault against her husband, who died from drinking the fish tank cleaner.

00:38:52.000 Were you aware of that?

00:38:54.000 I think that you have a story there that you should go with.

00:38:58.000 That's not my story.

00:38:58.000 Well, let me ask, since you published the original story, would you be willing to correct the story since this is relevant information?

00:39:04.000 Do you not see it as relevant information that a woman who went out saying she did something because she was a supporter of Trump, when we know that she's not, and she couldn't stand her husband?

00:39:14.000 I have the evidence.

00:39:15.000 I can send it to you.

00:39:16.000 Would that be relevant?

00:39:17.000 I don't have a big news outlet.

00:39:19.000 That's the thing.

00:39:19.000 I have this information.

00:39:20.000 I have corroborated it 100% with authorities.

00:39:24.000 I would love to get it to you.

00:39:25.000 Because I would love to see the truth get out here.

00:39:27.000 Because, as we know, as journalists, it's very important.

00:39:29.000 It's your story.

00:39:30.000 You can take it.

00:39:30.000 I don't want the credit.

00:39:32.000 I just want to make sure the truth is out there.

00:39:33.000 And I can send you all of this evidence.

00:39:37.000 If you would, I think that you have a story to tell and I wish you good luck.

00:39:42.000 I think you have the truth to tell here and I would like to provide it to you, NBC News.

00:39:46.000 Do you understand that this is the definition of fake news at this point?

00:39:49.000 I can provide you evidence right now that she was...

00:39:54.000 I'm very upset.

00:39:57.000 By the way, it should be noted we sent this email, I think we have a screenshot, to both her and the co-writer with verification, corroboration of the evidence, and no response.

00:40:08.000 Maybe they're working on it.

00:40:10.000 Sounds to me like you have a story to tell.

00:40:12.000 Sounds to me like you have a retraction to write.

00:40:15.000 That was an interesting response.

00:40:17.000 I don't see how it's relevant to the story.

00:40:18.000 Hold on a second.

00:40:20.000 This is what's so remarkable to me.

00:40:21.000 You ran a story where a man died because him and his wife trusted Donald Trump and drank fish tank cleaner.

00:40:30.000 Turns out they don't like Donald Trump at all and she hated her husband.

00:40:34.000 That's That's pretty relevant, by the way.

00:40:36.000 You could say it's pretty relevant.

00:40:37.000 Especially because it wasn't just an unbiased report of it.

00:40:40.000 It was basically making it sound like this was a Trump supporter following the leader.

00:40:44.000 That's exactly what it was.

00:40:45.000 The man tragically dies after taking Trump-touted medicine.

00:40:48.000 There was an angle to it already.

00:40:49.000 First off, by the way, Donald Trump didn't go out and not only did he not say drink fish tank cleaner.

00:40:54.000 I think people use it.

00:40:55.000 That's way more of an extreme example.

00:40:56.000 Donald Trump didn't go out and say try to get your hands on legitimate chloroquine illegally.

00:41:01.000 Donald Trump didn't go out and specify a dosage.

00:41:03.000 Donald Trump said if you're in a hospital and you're not doing very well, before a ventilator, ask your doctor what can you lose at this point.

00:41:12.000 That's a totally valid point.

00:41:13.000 Take that and then apply drinking fish tank cleaner.

00:41:16.000 It was an absurd example.

00:41:17.000 I thought that it wouldn't gain any traction.

00:41:20.000 Unfortunately, it did.

00:41:21.000 And it's blatantly false.

00:41:24.000 It also plays into the narrative that a lot of folks want to say.

00:41:27.000 It's the same argument that Hillary had when she called a basket of deplorables. 1.00

00:41:31.000 You know, she's saying, look, take this entire group of people and look, here's another example of a Trump supporter not only trusting their fearless leader while he makes, you know, quote-unquote, gives bad advice, but also they are idiots, right? 0.99

00:41:44.000 When in reality, this woman was actually pretty... She had a good little two-for-one going there. 1.00

00:41:49.000 She not only got rid of the husband she didn't want to have in the first place, and she got to stick it to the candidate she doesn't like. 1.00

00:41:55.000 That's speculation.

00:41:55.000 Can we say that?

00:41:56.000 No, no, no.

00:41:57.000 Legally, I won't get her hot water.

00:41:58.000 Okay, so legally, I won't get her hot water.

00:41:59.000 This is speculation.

00:42:00.000 I think she killed her husband.

00:42:02.000 I can say it.

00:42:03.000 Yeah, you can say you think it.

00:42:04.000 Sure.

00:42:04.000 I mean... She is the Carole... What is it?

00:42:06.000 Carole Baskin. 1.00

00:42:07.000 Bitch is the new Carole Baskin. 1.00

00:42:08.000 Carole Baskin. 1.00

00:42:09.000 I want to get Troy Baskin to look into it.

00:42:11.000 Yes!

00:42:11.000 Call him from prison and see if we can get him to look into it.

00:42:13.000 Have you heard about the fish tank cleaner lady? 1.00

00:42:15.000 I think so.

00:42:15.000 He's like, I know!

00:42:16.000 I would love an investigation.

00:42:17.000 I bet they're friends.

00:42:17.000 Same woman.

00:42:18.000 Wouldn't be surprised if they're friends.

00:42:20.000 You know, and here's the thing, I don't know how that necessarily works as far as some kind of an investigation.

00:42:25.000 Separate from the news side of it, because this would be something that, would someone have to report that to local authorities?

00:42:32.000 It seems like it would be more of a national kind of investigation considering it involves donations, a long-standing history with this organization.

00:42:38.000 Well, I mean, the donations aren't a crime.

00:42:40.000 No, no, they're not a crime, but in other words, it's something that involves national elections, where it's not, like, the evidence presented isn't just, well, she was horrible at the local supermarket.

00:42:48.000 It's like, no, she tried to influence elections for a long time, and she hated her husband.

00:42:52.000 No, I mean, influencing elections is literally what everyone does, whether they're trying to or not.

00:42:56.000 They don't typically offer their husband to do it, though.

00:42:58.000 But the crime itself is the crime itself, right?

00:43:00.000 It's the same reason why there's no, like, why, you know, there's a significant argument against having hate crimes.

00:43:05.000 It's because the crime itself is the crime.

00:43:07.000 Right.

00:43:07.000 As opposed to, necessarily, the reasons behind it.

00:43:10.000 Can local authorities, though, like, access her... How would one report it?

00:43:14.000 Would they have to report to the local police department?

00:43:16.000 You can report it to any of them, and then they'll sort it out amongst themselves as to who's the perpetrator.

00:43:19.000 It's likely that they might be investigating it right now, and we're just not hearing about it.

00:43:23.000 Well, we're definitely not hearing about it as long as Erica has to be doing her job. 0.87

00:43:26.000 Well, yeah, that's true.

00:43:27.000 Right.

00:43:27.000 I just can't imagine.

00:43:28.000 This is the reason.

00:43:29.000 When people don't trust the media, this is exactly why.

00:43:32.000 Like, this isn't an example of me. 0.94

00:43:33.000 I didn't, we didn't call in aggressively going, are you crazy?

00:43:35.000 You need to, just going like, hey, this is relevant.

00:43:37.000 Would you like this?

00:43:38.000 Sounds to me like you have a story.

00:43:40.000 Yeah.

00:43:40.000 Sounds to me like you had a story.

00:43:42.000 Someone came in and said, and here's the crazy thing.

00:43:44.000 Think about this.

00:43:46.000 Could there be anything more catnip-y to reporters than a salacious story of a woman who potentially offed her husband?

00:43:53.000 Yes, yes, yes, yes!

00:43:54.000 If Donald Trump offed her husband! 0.69

00:43:56.000 And that is the story they decided to run with.

00:43:58.000 The only thing more appealing than Joe Tiger and Carole Baskin or making a murderer is if said murderer can be implicated as President Trump.

00:44:07.000 I know, and it seems like unless the road leads back to Trump, it's not a story.

00:44:11.000 But that's not true at all.

00:44:12.000 Like, this would be a major story either way.

00:44:14.000 If a woman, like, offed her husband by saying, here, drink this, it'll cure COVID-19. 1.00

00:44:17.000 It's like, well, that's a story.

00:44:19.000 They ran it like it was Donald Trump as Kathy Bates in Misery. 0.99

00:44:23.000 Drink your chloroquine, almost dead!

00:44:28.000 I do like how Steven says Joe Tiger, because every time you say it, I start thinking you're saying Joe Biden, but then you're saying Joe Tiger, and then I'm like, oh wait, Joe Exotic?

00:44:35.000 Joe Exotic.

00:44:37.000 Oh, whatever you say, Joe Exotic.

00:44:38.000 Oh, that's right.

00:44:39.000 Joe Tiger, everybody knows who you're talking about.

00:44:41.000 I like it.

00:44:42.000 I like it.

00:44:42.000 By the way, gun to your head, you have to vote for Joe Biden as president or Joe Exotic?

00:44:45.000 Joe Exotic.

00:44:46.000 Exotic, yeah, for sure.

00:44:50.000 As much as I don't like him, that man gets stuff done. 0.95

00:44:54.000 He got two male concubines who aren't even gay. 1.00

00:44:58.000 Because, man, 20 tigers is 20 tigers. 0.94

00:45:00.000 What?

00:45:01.000 What does that even mean?

00:45:03.000 And the music videos that come out of it?

00:45:04.000 I'm not gay.

00:45:05.000 I'm not gay.

00:45:07.000 But 20 tigers is 20 tigers.

00:45:09.000 What does that even mean?

00:45:11.000 You know who we need to find?

00:45:12.000 We need to find the guys who wrote the music.

00:45:14.000 There's some really good articles about the guys who actually wrote and recorded the music.

00:45:17.000 Yeah, he was lip syncing.

00:45:18.000 One of the guys, I think, has died.

00:45:20.000 We read that, I think, last night.

00:45:21.000 What?

00:45:22.000 Really?

00:45:22.000 Was he eaten by a tiger?

00:45:23.000 No, he was not.

00:45:24.000 He was not related to tigers at all.

00:45:27.000 Yeah, it is remarkable to me, because we've always had questions, I think, as guys, right?

00:45:30.000 You're like, okay, what would it take, like, for you to, you know, have relations with a guy?

00:45:33.000 It's kind of like, 10 million?

00:45:34.000 20 million?

00:45:35.000 You know, we always ask these questions, right, to guys, and usually the answer is no.

00:45:38.000 No, I haven't.

00:45:39.000 I usually ask it to people, but none of us ever thought to ask that the barrier to entry would be 20 tigers?

00:45:45.000 Nobody thought that was on the table, right?

00:45:47.000 I knew it all.

00:45:48.000 I'd have the yellow bandana out of my pocket.

00:45:50.000 Just means power anything.

00:45:51.000 20 tigers?

00:45:53.000 Are they Siberian?

00:45:54.000 Are they Siberian?

00:45:55.000 Bring in the train! 0.65

00:45:56.000 Snow leopards.

00:45:58.000 I don't get it.

00:45:59.000 No, that's a move that takes place once it's begun.

00:46:02.000 I don't want to hear about that.

00:46:05.000 Oh my gosh.

00:46:06.000 Do we have on the line?

00:46:07.000 Yes, we do.

00:46:07.000 All right, we do have on the line right now none other than the great Mr. Ted Nugent.

00:46:12.000 Mr. Ted Nugent, how are you, sir? 0.99

00:46:14.000 I'm doing so good at stupid in spite of the crazy world around us. 0.96

00:46:17.000 How are you and your family out there, Steven? 0.99

00:46:19.000 We're doing well.

00:46:20.000 And you know, I thought it was perfectly appropriate here, Mr. Newton.

00:46:22.000 You've been in this very studio a couple of times.

00:46:25.000 But actually, I think before.

00:46:26.000 It was before.

00:46:27.000 It was at the garage.

00:46:28.000 Is my epithet still permeating the brickware?

00:46:32.000 Can you still smell my essence of truth, logic, and common sense still permeating your studio?

00:46:38.000 Yeah, we do.

00:46:39.000 It smells like a deer covering scent and tapioca pudding because I know you like your snack packs and so that's a little tidbit most people don't know about.

00:46:47.000 That would be tinks number 69.

00:46:48.000 Okay, there we go.

00:46:50.000 I crush my teeth with that in the morning.

00:46:51.000 Now, I don't want to reveal a location, but obviously you split your time between Texas and Michigan.

00:46:56.000 You're proud Texan, proud Michigander.

00:46:59.000 Where are you quarantining right now?

00:47:02.000 We're quarantined in our beloved home where there's freedom and a hint of constitutionality right here in Central Texas.

00:47:09.000 We don't just live in China Spring, and Shemaine hates when I mention that, but you can Google where we live and if somebody wants to mess with us, I'll send you my itinerary.

00:47:20.000 We don't only live in China Spring, we own the spring that China Spring was named after.

00:47:27.000 Hence, the most important element of having Uncle Ted on your show, Stephen, is that I'm cocked, locked, and ready to rock the glock, Doc.

00:47:34.000 I have always had unlimited water, unlimited fish in the water.

00:47:38.000 Unlimited firewood in case the power goes out.

00:47:40.000 But in case the power goes out, I've always had a generator with fuel for at least six months.

00:47:45.000 Call me weird, but I figured that out about 1967 after a Michigan ice storm.

00:47:49.000 I'm like a Boy Scout!

00:47:51.000 Eat me!

00:47:52.000 Well, hold on.

00:47:53.000 I don't think you want to say I'm like a, yeah, Boy Scout.

00:47:55.000 Especially now with the counselors who are allowed in there.

00:47:57.000 That's the new, that's the new slogan at the Boy Scouts, by the way, with the new counselors is just, shh, don't tell.

00:48:03.000 Um, so let me ask you.

00:48:05.000 It's almost like saying I'm a Catholic, huh?

00:48:08.000 All right, and this is live, so we apologize.

00:48:09.000 I never want to shut off.

00:48:12.000 No, you know, this is interesting that you bring it up, because I used to do this where I talked about this being of the ice storm.

00:48:15.000 You know, Montreal, many people died from the Montreal ice storm.

00:48:18.000 I don't know if you remember that, but we actually had relatives who were... I was there.

00:48:20.000 In fact, the Amboy Dukes played during an absolute blizzard whiteout.

00:48:24.000 Everything was shut down, but the Amboy Dukes, me driving the van, we actually made it to Quebec and Montreal for a concert, but we were right there Through the blizzard, just in time to go on stage, so everybody had already left because everybody was scared of the blizzard.

00:48:40.000 And I'm from, right, they're from Canada, they should have been better prepared.

00:48:43.000 You'd think they should have been better prepared, but no, they were not.

00:48:46.000 It was terrible, and when we used to do this, I don't think they're sponsored anymore, but Prepare with Crowder, it's just kind Kind of like, you know, emergency food supplies.

00:48:53.000 And I always said when I would do these advertisements, listen, there doesn't have to be some crazy EMT attack.

00:48:56.000 It doesn't have to be some crazy post-apocalyptic scenario.

00:48:59.000 It could just be like earthquakes that you have in Los Angeles, which my brother had lived through.

00:49:03.000 It could be like the ice storm, where all of a sudden, the stores are picked clean.

00:49:06.000 It pays to have a supply of water and some food that can last you 30 days.

00:49:10.000 People said I was crazy!

00:49:12.000 I guess with this, you're a little crazier, because six months you have.

00:49:16.000 You could live for six months completely off the grid.

00:49:19.000 Well, I got news for you.

00:49:21.000 Without exaggerating, I could live forever off this deer.

00:49:24.000 Oh yeah, because you're a bow hunter.

00:49:25.000 But I mean, you know.

00:49:27.000 I mean, how many deer do you need?

00:49:29.000 You know, we have so much wildlife on the property.

00:49:32.000 Literally, when I graduated from high school in 1967, I was already prepped.

00:49:36.000 I was raised in a hunting family where we had to gather wood at the camp.

00:49:40.000 You had to gather water, you had to start your fire, you had to kill a squirrel for dinner.

00:49:44.000 I mean, you know, basic utilitarian pragmatism, self-sufficiency.

00:49:48.000 Utilitarian pragmatism, self-sufficiency.

00:49:51.000 Is that legal?

00:49:52.000 I'm not entirely sure.

00:49:53.000 Anyhow, taking care of yourself, I was taught all about that.

00:49:56.000 So by the time I graduated from high school, even though I was a crazy, rock and roll, mushy brain, uneducated by the American anti-education system guy, I had the basics figured out.

00:50:06.000 So my first purchase in life Wait, wait, hold on a second.

00:50:12.000 Hold on a second.

00:50:15.000 That was your first purchase?

00:50:16.000 You never put like a quarter in the little rooster egg machine to get yourself one of those sticky hands?

00:50:21.000 Your first purchase was farmland?

00:50:22.000 I'm calling BS.

00:50:25.000 Absolutely.

00:50:25.000 You never bought a stick of Bazooka Joe?

00:50:30.000 That was my first personal purchase.

00:50:31.000 I had to buy a van for the Amboy Dukes.

00:50:33.000 I had to buy amplifiers for the Amboy Dukes.

00:50:37.000 It was my musical dream, obviously, which I achieved, I must say, by the time I was 12 or 13 in Detroit, literally won the Battle of the Bands in 1963, opened up for the Supremes and the Bo Brummels right next to the mighty Funk Brothers of Motown.

00:50:52.000 So my American dream was on fire.

00:50:55.000 Really early on, but again, it goes back to my hunting, fishing, trapping, conservation lifestyle.

00:51:02.000 Right.

00:51:03.000 I've just never been unprepared.

00:51:04.000 I've never been unarmed.

00:51:05.000 I've never not had a pocket knife.

00:51:07.000 I've never not had a handkerchief.

00:51:09.000 I've never not had a fire extinguisher.

00:51:11.000 I've never not had a spare tire.

00:51:14.000 Just the basic things in life.

00:51:15.000 Wait a second.

00:51:15.000 Handkerchief?

00:51:16.000 Who tosses that in there? 1.00

00:51:18.000 It's the only non-explosive item, but I imagine it's the one that's probably most deadly.

00:51:23.000 It's true.

00:51:24.000 You gotta have a handkerchief.

00:51:26.000 I mean, even today, come on.

00:51:27.000 Come on, are you kidding me?

00:51:29.000 Yeah, and I shouldn't be surprised at the color.

00:51:31.000 By the way, as far as the camo, Ted, we can still see you.

00:51:35.000 The bookcase, it doesn't necessarily blend.

00:51:36.000 Let me ask you this, because we don't have a ton of time this morning.

00:51:38.000 We've gone over time.

00:51:40.000 What would you recommend to people out there who aren't sort of conservationists like yourself?

00:51:43.000 We don't live this lifestyle.

00:51:44.000 What do you, if they were to start just being prepared for disasters like this, what are the basic fundamentals that everyone should have?

00:51:51.000 Well, a handkerchief for starters.

00:51:57.000 I've literally stopped bleeding and saved lives with my neckerchief.

00:52:02.000 But anyhow, you know, isn't it a shame that you have to reference the author of Wango Tango for survival skills?

00:52:12.000 But there are some basics.

00:52:14.000 And first of all, prayer.

00:52:15.000 We're praying for those people who are maybe not on the edge of self-sufficiency and not living the original Last Boy Scout preparedness.

00:52:24.000 I think that's what a responsible human being should be.

00:52:26.000 But we haven't bought any toilet paper.

00:52:29.000 I mean, again, I'm going back to ice storms in my youth and blizzards and floods and droughts and hurricanes and tornadoes.

00:52:36.000 I mean, who hasn't lived through those?

00:52:37.000 So we all have a few hundred rolls of toilet paper.

00:52:41.000 I swear to God we have a reasonable pantry.

00:52:44.000 We have long-lasting canned goods of quality, but we have unlimited fish, fowl, venison

00:52:51.000 because we live on land that provides life itself.

00:52:55.000 But you have to have food, water, toilet paper.

00:52:59.000 You have to have guns, ammo.

00:53:00.000 You have to be adequately trained.

00:53:02.000 You have to have fire extinguishers.

00:53:03.000 You have to have adequate fuel.

00:53:05.000 I've always been trained that you fill your gas tank up in your truck or your car at the end of a trip into town, even if the gas gauge has only gone down a little bit.

00:53:15.000 The Nugent family... Well, that's because you're from Detroit and they invented carjacking.

00:53:18.000 There's a drive-in movie theater still in downtown Detroit.

00:53:22.000 It's the stuff that gives children nightmares.

00:53:25.000 You drive past it in the downtown, you know what I'm talking about, downtown Detroit.

00:53:28.000 It's right next to an overpass, like a drive-in movie.

00:53:31.000 You're going, I'm gonna, I'm gonna start watching, you know, Big Trouble 2, and my car is gonna be nothing but cinder blocks and a steering wheel before we get to the double feature.

00:53:40.000 All right.

00:53:41.000 It's a drive-by theater.

00:53:42.000 Oh yeah, yes, exactly.

00:53:43.000 It's a drive-by theater.

00:53:44.000 Don't wear red, don't wear blue, just stay neutral.

00:53:46.000 Mr. Nugent, we do have to get going.

00:53:48.000 We have our Jocko correspondent on here.

00:53:49.000 Where's the best place for people to find you, brother?

00:53:52.000 Well, go to JerryGarcia.com for all the things Ted Nugent.

00:53:57.000 We have a TedNugent.com website, and I don't know if you're a PG-13, but I'm selling the hell out of those things.

00:54:03.000 We also have new Java.

00:54:06.000 We have real, ultimate, high-octane Joe.

00:54:09.000 So Shemaine and I are quarantining here, but we're quarantining between tours.

00:54:12.000 I'm trying to advertise a competitor there, Ted, but I will say this.

00:54:18.000 It is remarkable that Jerry Garcia, so annoying, but unfortunately, unilaterally agreed upon, there's the pun with Jerry Garcia, is the best ice cream available.

00:54:29.000 It's absolute hippie.

00:54:30.000 It is ice cream.

00:54:31.000 It's so delicious and I make little root beer floats with it.

00:54:34.000 And I buy it.

00:54:35.000 I support those hippies.

00:54:37.000 I love the hippie ice cream.

00:54:39.000 Right, okay.

00:54:39.000 Thank you, Mr. Nugent.

00:54:40.000 We appreciate it, brother.

00:54:41.000 We must go.

00:54:44.000 Thank you.

00:54:44.000 God bless you and God bless America.

00:54:46.000 You can hang up there because we don't know what he's going to say.

00:54:48.000 I can't believe that you yawned.

00:54:50.000 I can't believe that half-Asian Bill yawned when Ted Nugent was on. 1.00

00:54:55.000 I'm sorry it's not Yo-Yo Ma with the cello.

00:54:58.000 Hey, Yo-Yo Ma moves me, man.

00:55:00.000 What am I saying?

00:55:02.000 Where's the Cherry Garcia?

00:55:03.000 Now I'm hungry.

00:55:03.000 Yo, yo, mama.

00:55:06.000 That man is an absolute treasure.

00:55:08.000 OK, we're going to go to some of your chat.

00:55:10.000 We are going to have our Jocko Willink, because Jocko Willink is actually, a lot of people have been wondering how he's doing.

00:55:15.000 We actually have Smooth Manny, our Jocko Willink correspondent, who will be here after the break.

00:55:19.000 And we'll also be talking about voter suppression and Louis C.K.

00:55:23.000 So short break.

00:55:24.000 We'll be right back after this.

00:55:28.000 Hey.

00:55:29.000 Hey guys, what's up?

00:55:30.000 We got an idea.

00:55:31.000 A bright idea!

00:55:33.000 Lay it on me.

00:55:34.000 We're a commercial for Black Rifle Coffee Company. 1.00

00:55:36.000 We're gonna show everybody how good the coffee is by beating your black ass. 1.00

00:55:41.000 Yeah, coffee's so good, you're gonna forget we just beat your ass. 1.00

00:55:45.000 I just, I don't know. 0.99

00:55:47.000 Come on, soak up the brilliance of the idea we got going.

00:55:50.000 Yeah, come on, man.

00:55:51.000 You can be the hero. 1.00

00:55:52.000 I'm going to hold your arms back while I keep punching you in the stomach. 1.00

00:55:55.000 No, I'm going to punch him in the face. 1.00

00:55:57.000 I told you that. 0.99

00:55:57.000 No, I don't think any of this is necessary. 0.99

00:55:59.000 It's not going to fit the brand.

00:56:00.000 It's going to work.

00:56:00.000 Trust me.

00:56:01.000 Well, we can run it by Steven, but I don't think he's going to be into it.

00:56:04.000 OK.

00:56:05.000 Yeah, sure.

00:56:05.000 Trust me.

00:56:06.000 There he is right there.

00:56:06.000 Let's go ask him.

00:56:07.000 Yeah, go ask him.

00:56:11.000 Black Rambo coming! 1.00

00:56:12.000 Yeah!

00:56:16.000 Hey guys, Whistleblower22 here.

00:56:19.000 Sorry about the gap between videos.

00:56:21.000 I got kicked out again.

00:56:23.000 But I promise this new scoop will be the biggest of my career.

00:56:26.000 To be honest, once I expose this, I fear for my life.

00:56:30.000 It's time for the truth.

00:56:32.000 Pete Buttigieg is not gay.

00:56:36.000 The story never added up, not coming out until his 30s, recoiling from any physical intimacy with his alleged husband. 0.94

00:56:42.000 The Deep State has gone to great lengths to cover up and rewrite Mayor Pete's history, because not only is he not gay, Pete Buttigieg is a plant.

00:56:51.000 He's been handpicked by Vice President Mike Pence to run for president, and then, once installed in the White House, he'll sign an executive order to create Pence's gay conversion camps. 0.76

00:57:00.000 It's been Pence's plan all along, and when President Trump didn't agree, Pence went with Plan B. Plan Buttigieg.

00:57:07.000 Thanks for watching, Anons.

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00:57:19.000 Whistleblower out. 0.98

00:57:21.000 And we're back!

00:57:22.000 Good morning, Mug Club!

00:57:25.000 Which, by the way, one of the funniest hours available right now online.

00:57:29.000 You listened to the Artie Lange Halfway House with Gilbert Gottfried.

00:57:32.000 Oh my god.

00:57:33.000 It was a treat.

00:57:33.000 If you guys are just looking for a laugh, I hope we get Artie Lange back on this show.

00:57:37.000 I don't think I'm winning the cat out of the bag.

00:57:38.000 Last time he was on the show, he was doing drugs literally right before the show.

00:57:42.000 Yeah, almost on the show.

00:57:43.000 Almost on the show, and he's very open about it now.

00:57:45.000 He's finally sober.

00:57:46.000 Artie Lang.

00:57:47.000 Good!

00:57:47.000 Yeah, he's doing well.

00:57:48.000 He was on the show, and because we could literally hear him, we thought, we suspected I should say, doing drugs, and he made some comments where he seemed kind of out of it.

00:57:56.000 Yeah.

00:57:56.000 There are only two Interviews that we've ever actually edited.

00:58:01.000 People say, no, sometimes we have to pre-tape it because of timing.

00:58:04.000 One, I won't give the name because he's a very nice person but was incredibly boring and couldn't actually get them to stop speaking.

00:58:10.000 So it was inconsequential.

00:58:12.000 One was Artie Lange because we felt that he wasn't in his right mind and we didn't want to be a liability for him.

00:58:20.000 Yeah.

00:58:20.000 So I would really love to have him back on because it was so fun.

00:58:22.000 He's such a sweet guy, but his hour with Gilbert Godfrey right now is so funny.

00:58:28.000 They were talking about...

00:58:30.000 I'll just repeat this for you a little bit.

00:58:32.000 You were telling me how Robin Williams says, you know, I hear you, Gilbert, that there's a theory going around that Robin Williams actually killed himself because of how good your life is, you know?

00:58:39.000 And if I would love to go back to 1991, people watching Aladdin saying, yeah, one of these guys is actually going to have an incredibly successful career, and one of them is going to hang himself with a lady's piece of clothing, making a nanoose nanoose, and it's not the parrot!

00:58:59.000 Robin Williams is up there with God, saying, Oh boy, you really are cruel.

00:59:07.000 I noticed Gilbert Godfrey just says offensive things and laughs.

00:59:11.000 That's all.

00:59:12.000 It's not even a joke.

00:59:13.000 I don't know that you can teach it.

00:59:16.000 Where is this?

00:59:17.000 Hardy's Halfway House.

00:59:18.000 It's Hardy Lyon's new show.

00:59:21.000 There's something, certain people, you get them in a room with him and Gilbert Godfrey, the chemistry is just Electric.

00:59:27.000 So before we go to our correspondent, I want to talk about Louis C.K.

00:59:30.000 after that, before we talk about voter suppression.

00:59:32.000 But right now, of course, many of you are interested in a good friend of the show.

00:59:35.000 He's on quite a bit, and he's disappeared a little bit, so we want to make sure that he's okay, so there's no man more up-to-date on the goings-on of Jocko Willink.

00:59:43.000 It's time for a Jocko correspondent.

00:59:58.000 Come on in here.

00:59:58.000 Let's come on in.

00:59:59.000 Jocko Correspondent, thank you very much.

01:00:00.000 And I know AudioWave, you had some questions.

01:00:02.000 Smooth Manny, you are, of course, you're from Columbia.

01:00:06.000 Yikes.

01:00:06.000 Correct.

01:00:07.000 And you know more about Jocko than I think anybody ever.

01:00:10.000 Perhaps.

01:00:11.000 Except Jocko.

01:00:12.000 Except Jocko.

01:00:12.000 Yeah, of course.

01:00:14.000 I appreciate you giving credit where it's due.

01:00:16.000 We wouldn't want to run the risk of ever not giving Jaco credit where he can.

01:00:22.000 Can you fill us in?

01:00:23.000 So first off, you have all these things, right?

01:00:25.000 Correct.

01:00:26.000 And to be clear, Origin Maine, that's the face mask.

01:00:28.000 Can you bring that up really quickly?

01:00:29.000 That's Jaco's company, and thank you guys.

01:00:32.000 They did send some out to us.

01:00:33.000 There's a little pocket in there, too, where you can put a surgical mask or some other kind of a filter.

01:00:38.000 And they've repurposed all of their factory to do that.

01:00:42.000 And then all of this, though, when they sent that, they sent us some samples.

01:00:45.000 Like of the protein powders?

01:00:46.000 And you said you've had all, you were like, I've had all of it.

01:00:49.000 That one's good.

01:00:50.000 That one's good.

01:00:50.000 That one's better.

01:00:51.000 That tea's better.

01:00:52.000 Uh, so what is going on with, with Jocko these last couple of weeks?

01:00:56.000 You know, I think the question, Steven, is what isn't going on with Jocko?

01:01:01.000 You've got your nutrition, your goods.

01:01:03.000 If you want to read, you've got children's books.

01:01:06.000 You have durable goods.

01:01:08.000 Uh, you know, we've just, We've got the masks.

01:01:11.000 Basically re-innovated the masks.

01:01:15.000 And I hear the CDC actually thinks these might even be better than the vaccine.

01:01:20.000 That's not correct at all.

01:01:21.000 That's totally factual.

01:01:22.000 I'm pretty sure that's wrong.

01:01:23.000 That's wrong.

01:01:24.000 I want to be really clear about that.

01:01:28.000 What have you been doing to keep up with with Jocko during all this?

01:01:31.000 Actually, I think we can go to his Twitter, and we can check that he has indeed been waking up at 4.34 in the morning.

01:01:42.000 That's correct.

01:01:43.000 He's getting after it before the enemy.

01:01:46.000 Takes an Instagram photo, then goes back to sleep until noon.

01:01:49.000 I think so, from what I understand.

01:01:51.000 He doesn't find this funny at all.

01:01:55.000 Very serious.

01:01:56.000 Zero funnies.

01:01:57.000 This is loaded.

01:01:58.000 What would Jocko say about having a loaded firearm aimed at the CNN monitor?

01:02:04.000 No one will have a problem.

01:02:06.000 Good trigger discipline.

01:02:08.000 And either way this is my everyday carry.

01:02:09.000 And where did you learn your good trigger discipline?

01:02:12.000 Obviously, Jaco.

01:02:13.000 Right, that makes sense.

01:02:14.000 That makes a lot of sense.

01:02:15.000 Did you have some questions for him there, audio-wise?

01:02:17.000 Yeah, I mean, I did hear that Jaco has fallen off with the 433 thing, but we, let's see, so he has, we do have the most current aftermath of his workout, so yeah, never mind.

01:02:27.000 No, okay.

01:02:28.000 There is clear evidence of body workouts.

01:02:32.000 Okay, and what do you, what do you, what do you think is helping Jaco right now most getting through the coronavirus pandemic?

01:02:38.000 Because we all sort of, we cope differently.

01:02:40.000 How do you think Jaco is handling it?

01:02:41.000 Well, besides creating this mask that pretty sure the Surgeon General of America has said is more potent than the vaccine for Corona.

01:02:50.000 Masks aren't potent, but he is Colombian. 1.00

01:02:53.000 There's not a vaccine yet, right?

01:02:55.000 Are you putting venom in your mask?

01:02:56.000 You know, it's not like Bane in real life.

01:02:58.000 Like if you put potent venom in your mask, you will die.

01:03:02.000 So what else is a is it do you think Jocko, what do you think is his biggest quality?

01:03:07.000 Okay?

01:03:07.000 What is this?

01:03:09.000 I'm sorry.

01:03:09.000 I couldn't hear your question because my Jocko go has been opened, and this might also be a cure for Corona.

01:03:18.000 None of that is accurate.

01:03:19.000 None of this is terrible.

01:03:20.000 You know what, I almost feel like we wanted to know what was going on with Jocko, and I feel like there's a deal under the table.

01:03:25.000 There might be.

01:03:25.000 So I'll tell you what, we're gonna have you back next week, or maybe not, maybe the week after, and we'll check in and bring us something more substantial next time than just hawking Jocko's goods.

01:03:36.000 How is that drink, by the way?

01:03:37.000 It's delicious.

01:03:38.000 You can try it.

01:03:39.000 Well, I don't want to try it because you've been wearing your poison mask.

01:03:42.000 I'm pretty sure that all of this is publicly available information.

01:03:45.000 I don't know if there's any kind of inside scoop.

01:03:47.000 That's right.

01:03:48.000 Do you have any inside information?

01:03:49.000 Anything that maybe people don't already know?

01:03:51.000 These are just my two cents, but you're correct.

01:03:53.000 This is all public knowledge.

01:03:54.000 Hey, I think if he's going to come back on the show, he needs to take a photo of himself at 433 every morning as well.

01:04:01.000 Because otherwise he's not really a true correspondent.

01:04:03.000 So we need a face.

01:04:04.000 And black and white.

01:04:05.000 Yep.

01:04:05.000 Black and white.

01:04:06.000 I'm already way ahead of you.

01:04:07.000 Newspaper?

01:04:07.000 Check my Instagram.

01:04:09.000 Alright, thank you very much Smooth Manny.

01:04:13.000 Enjoy your drink because I don't want to get Corona.

01:04:15.000 That has been our wildly unproductive installment of Jocko Correspondent.

01:04:19.000 Okay, so I wanted to ask you guys really quickly, do we...

01:04:33.000 Were we able to pull that video from that awful female comedian before she removed it on Twitter? 1.00

01:04:39.000 Regarding Louis CK?

01:04:39.000 I hope not.

01:04:40.000 Gerald's not awful.

01:04:41.000 Were we able to pull it?

01:04:42.000 I don't know if we have it right now, but we can do our best to pull it up.

01:04:44.000 Well, because she blocked me and deleted it. 0.87

01:04:45.000 deleted it.

01:04:46.000 Oh, that's great.

01:04:47.000 Oh, no.

01:04:48.000 This was trending.

01:04:49.000 You see, Louis C.K. was trending yesterday because he released another special.

01:04:52.000 And of course, all these people come out from the woodwork to say, I can't believe that

01:04:55.000 he would release a special.

01:04:56.000 And there's this one female comedian who keeps complaining about Louis C.K. saying, anyone

01:05:01.000 who actually pays for a Louis C.K. special, stop talking with me, because effectively

01:05:04.000 implying that people are rapists.

01:05:05.000 And she uploaded this awful, awful sketch. 0.87

01:05:09.000 Let me know if and when, just give me a hands up, of a parody of the Louis intro. 0.99

01:05:14.000 And it was just saying, you know, jerking, jerking, jerking off. 0.67

01:05:18.000 That was the only lyric change. 0.95

01:05:20.000 And it was so bad.

01:05:21.000 It was so poorly edited.

01:05:22.000 I'm like, listen, even if, let's assume that you believe Louis C.K. 0.94

01:05:26.000 is a rapist on par with Roman Polanski, who got multiple Oscar nominations and Oscar awards after raping a 14-year-old. 0.96

01:05:34.000 At least Louis C.K. 0.99

01:05:35.000 asked.

01:05:35.000 It's weird.

01:05:36.000 It's a weird request.

01:05:37.000 It is.

01:05:38.000 But he did make the request.

01:05:39.000 Also not kids.

01:05:40.000 Right, and also not kids.

01:05:42.000 Let's be really, really clear.

01:05:43.000 But let's assume that you believe he's that terrible.

01:05:47.000 Don't you understand that creating something so painfully unfunny just drives people into the arms of Louis C.K.?

01:05:53.000 Yeah, you're hurting your own cause here.

01:05:54.000 You're creating more Louis C.K.

01:05:56.000 fans.

01:05:56.000 Hey, she's a deep state Louis C.K.

01:05:58.000 fan.

01:05:58.000 She's a deep state Louis C.K.

01:06:00.000 fan.

01:06:00.000 I busted it way open.

01:06:02.000 That is disgusting.

01:06:03.000 I know. 0.76

01:06:03.000 It's terrible. 0.76

01:06:04.000 We actually do have the video.

01:06:06.000 Okay, so hold on a second.

01:06:07.000 What's the name of this lady? 1.00

01:06:08.000 So she deleted, she blocked me, she deleted me. 0.67

01:06:10.000 On Twitter, yeah.

01:06:11.000 Yes, and this was when all these complaints about Louis C.K. 0.99

01:06:14.000 saying he's not, he's horrible, he's a rapist, he's only made advancements in his career because of white men. 0.98

01:06:20.000 Let's assume that all of that is true. 0.99

01:06:22.000 Okay, let's see, uh, what's her name?

01:06:25.000 Kelsey Cain.

01:06:26.000 Kelsey Cain.

01:06:27.000 What do you got? 1.00

01:06:29.000 🎵Jerking, jerking, jerking off🎵 🎵Jerking, jerking, jerking off🎵 0.99

01:06:49.000 The only reason I have to run all of this is because it doesn't go anywhere. 0.98

01:06:51.000 The only reason I have to run all of this is because it doesn't go anywhere.

01:06:53.000 You need to see that this continues.

01:06:56.000 Wait, is that not Louis C.K.? ?

01:07:00.000 So everything as the credit involves penis, which I can appreciate. 0.99

01:07:04.000 Look at this, too. 0.98

01:07:05.000 She cuts, she breaks character, and they keep it going.

01:07:10.000 Everything about... and not that it can't be low-budget and satisfactory.

01:07:14.000 This is low-budget and distinctly unsatisfactory.

01:07:17.000 She's trying to go... so, yeah, at the end of the clip she tries to go into the comedy cellar, because that's where Louis often goes, and they don't let her in.

01:07:17.000 Look at this, look at this.

01:07:23.000 Look, they don't even cut it early enough.

01:07:25.000 This is so painfully bad and unfunny.

01:07:29.000 Funny doesn't lie.

01:07:29.000 Here's the thing.

01:07:31.000 And that's kind of the difference between, let's even say take Roman Polanski or Harvard Weinstein, people who are actual sex offenders, right?

01:07:37.000 There are a lot of people involved with those productions.

01:07:40.000 There are a lot of people involved with the creating of a film where they can't really take credit or necessarily take blame if, for example, like Lions for Lambs is that bad.

01:07:49.000 But funny doesn't lie.

01:07:50.000 And Louis C.K.

01:07:52.000 I guess the question becomes, when has someone paid their penance if they were, granted, did some scummy stuff?

01:07:58.000 And I understand that it's not just that he was servicing himself in a green room.

01:08:01.000 I understand that he asked people, but maybe people felt pressured, and obviously there could be sort of a disproportionate abuse of power there, or authority.

01:08:10.000 But again, it's like the guy did apologize, the guy went away, and he's not saying that I should be out there as a role model, it's just, is he still funny?

01:08:17.000 And the answer, in my opinion, is undoubtedly yes.

01:08:20.000 So what do you think?

01:08:21.000 At what point do you... It's tough to say, but don't we do this all the time anyway?

01:08:24.000 We separate the art from the artist?

01:08:26.000 With people that, maybe we just have a mild disagreement with them, or they're batshit crazy like Tom Cruise and Scientology, and we're like, eh, you know?

01:08:33.000 People still go watch his movies.

01:08:34.000 I'm not saying they're good or bad.

01:08:35.000 I'm just saying people still do it.

01:08:36.000 And in a case like this... They're bad.

01:08:39.000 They are bad.

01:08:40.000 But in a case like this... Particularly Mission Impossible 4, where Tom Cruise and Henry Cavill were both fighting this Asian guy. 0.98

01:08:46.000 Wasn't he the Asian guy?

01:08:47.000 Making zero progress until the woman comes in and she's like... 0.99

01:08:52.000 I thought that 6-2-2-20 of Cavill on Dekadron might have... But no, all of a sudden, you, 120 pounds soaking wet, and stilettos move the needle a little bit.

01:09:02.000 Especially when he reloaded his fists and did that.

01:09:04.000 Tom Cruise was wearing stilettos?

01:09:04.000 I thought it was over.

01:09:06.000 I did not recall.

01:09:07.000 That was in his trailer.

01:09:09.000 I gotta rewatch it.

01:09:10.000 That was in his trailer.

01:09:11.000 I will rewatch it.

01:09:12.000 Mr. Cruise, they need you on set.

01:09:13.000 Can you please take off the stilettos and put the 9-inch lifts on?

01:09:16.000 Listen, you're not supposed to say that out loud.

01:09:20.000 Wait, so Gerald, so you're saying separate the art from the artist so you're a Roman Polanski fan, huh?

01:09:23.000 No, no, no, I'm not.

01:09:24.000 So look, I think it gets difficult very much so when you have stuff like this happen, right?

01:09:29.000 This is different.

01:09:31.000 And I think some people will have an opinion and say, look, I'll just never watch that guy again.

01:09:34.000 I'll never think he's wrong.

01:09:35.000 That line's different for everybody.

01:09:37.000 But I still think, so here's a comparison.

01:09:39.000 I hate what Bill Cosby did.

01:09:41.000 But I go back and I look at his Bill Cosby as himself stand-up, like, that was hilarious.

01:09:45.000 It doesn't change the fact that what he said at the time was funny.

01:09:47.000 I don't really think he was ever that funny.

01:09:49.000 He was.

01:09:49.000 Bill Cosby was talking about chocolate cake for breakfast, but Louis C.K.' 's stand-up is about being a horrible person.

01:09:54.000 Yeah, it's about being depraved!

01:09:55.000 Yeah, so like, was anybody who had seen anything he had done actually surprised?

01:10:00.000 I don't think so.

01:10:00.000 No, no.

01:10:01.000 I really don't think so.

01:10:02.000 Yeah, whereas, you know, Bill Cosby was out there telling us, you know what I said?

01:10:06.000 There was chocolate cake for breakfast and eggs and milk and I was there to go with brown chocolate cake.

01:10:14.000 Give us a chocolate cake. 0.97

01:10:15.000 And then he was raping 419 people. 0.99

01:10:17.000 Yeah, that's pretty terrible. 0.95

01:10:19.000 There's a difference between that and at least... I don't think those numbers are accurate.

01:10:22.000 I think it's about the equivalent to the entire Lakers roster.

01:10:27.000 Throughout history.

01:10:29.000 It's like 30-something women, right? 1.00

01:10:31.000 I think it was 30-something that came forward.

01:10:34.000 There are no women on the Lakers roster.

01:10:36.000 That just shows how out of touch you are with the WNBA. 1.00

01:10:42.000 They're not called the Lakers.

01:10:43.000 Hold on a second.

01:10:45.000 Pause.

01:10:46.000 This is a genuine, and then I want you to go, genuine question.

01:10:49.000 What is the name, when people say, I love women's sports, and some people in this room have done it, but not so much.

01:10:54.000 What's the name of the Los Angeles WNBA team?

01:10:57.000 Go.

01:10:57.000 Can anyone give it to me?

01:11:01.000 Mystics?

01:11:02.000 Not even close!

01:11:03.000 Mystics?

01:11:03.000 No, that was a film with Julia Roberts in a pizza parlor.

01:11:06.000 There's a team that's called the Mystics.

01:11:08.000 It's... It's... I don't know.

01:11:10.000 I don't know.

01:11:12.000 The Dragons.

01:11:13.000 There's no way it's Dragons.

01:11:13.000 Please.

01:11:14.000 With you, everything's the Dragons.

01:11:16.000 The Lions.

01:11:18.000 Oh, what other Zodiac symbol can I say right now?

01:11:21.000 Dang it!

01:11:22.000 Well, we do know that the WNBA is most comparable to cancer. 0.98

01:11:26.000 So, um... Research has found that it is the Sparks.

01:11:31.000 Sparks!

01:11:31.000 Hey, Mystics is not even a flame!

01:11:35.000 You know, that was pretty awful.

01:11:36.000 That was not close at all.

01:11:37.000 Mystics isn't even close!

01:11:38.000 Mystics are characters from Dark Crystal!

01:11:40.000 No, the Mystics are a team in the WNBA.

01:11:42.000 They're just not from LA.

01:11:45.000 I don't really love Dark Crystal that much, but I guarantee you that if you just had movies in the park, they do that sometimes, if you had movies in the park and in the park you had the WNBA National Championship and the making of documentary of Dark Crystal, everyone would turn their chairs away from the WNBA and go, wow, they built a whole village without Jim Henson.

01:12:06.000 They're still getting it done.

01:12:07.000 So much creativity.

01:12:08.000 Puppets are cool.

01:12:11.000 This is an experiment that needs to happen.

01:12:13.000 Though someone may every now and then accidentally turn to the NBA or the WNBA because they assume that the hairdo is a puppet.

01:12:19.000 It's like, no, no, no, that's just... Well, they thought somebody dumped... That's a weave.

01:12:21.000 That didn't happen.

01:12:22.000 That is a weave, which will undoubtedly be torn off at the rebound.

01:12:27.000 Just think, Don, I almost got fired.

01:12:29.000 Yeah, very good.

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01:12:53.000 To wrap up the Louis C.K.

01:12:55.000 thing, I don't like what he did, but I think the guy's funny, and I don't think it's such an unforgivable... It's not the kind of sin that is so unforgivable that the guy can't go out and tell jokes if people want to pay him for it.

01:13:07.000 And I mean, at what point do we allow somebody to be truly repentant?

01:13:10.000 I mean, are you done?

01:13:11.000 I mean, where's the line?

01:13:12.000 Are you done for the rest of your life?

01:13:14.000 Can you ever say, you know what?

01:13:15.000 I was a horrible person then.

01:13:16.000 I'm not that person anymore.

01:13:17.000 Is there any repentance?

01:13:18.000 Is there any second chance that we give anybody?

01:13:21.000 Or do we just put somebody in the corner and say, well, because of what you did, now I don't know where that line is for everybody, but because of what you did, we're never allowing you to be in society again.

01:13:28.000 No, no, no.

01:13:29.000 It only applies to him because he's a white male. 0.52

01:13:31.000 Pretty much.

01:13:31.000 Actually, he's Mexican.

01:13:33.000 He's Latino.

01:13:34.000 He's Latino.

01:13:35.000 He's more Mexican than Carlos Mencia.

01:13:36.000 That's not a joke.

01:13:37.000 I did not know that.

01:13:38.000 You didn't know that?

01:13:39.000 Luis C.K.?

01:13:40.000 He's Mexican.

01:13:40.000 Then Carlos Mencia?

01:13:42.000 Yeah!

01:13:42.000 Carlos Mencia is half Honduran.

01:13:44.000 He's not any Mexican at all. 1.00

01:13:46.000 Luis C.K.

01:13:46.000 was born... He's Hispanic.

01:13:47.000 Honduran is Hispanic.

01:13:48.000 But I'm saying he goes out and claims he was Mexican.

01:13:50.000 That's a beaner joke! 1.00

01:13:52.000 Mexicans!

01:13:53.000 And he wasn't Mexican at all. 0.88

01:13:55.000 Luis C.K.

01:13:55.000 was... Wait, he's not Mexican at all?

01:13:57.000 No, no.

01:13:58.000 Carlos Mencia is not Mexican at all.

01:13:59.000 He's half Honduran.

01:14:00.000 What is the other half?

01:14:02.000 Uh, he's like Polish or something. 0.99

01:14:04.000 His real name is Ned.

01:14:06.000 Ned?

01:14:06.000 Well, the Ned doesn't matter, but what's the... It matters, Bill!

01:14:09.000 Ned's name is Ned?

01:14:10.000 My name is Bill!

01:14:12.000 I'm still Asian!

01:14:13.000 If you went out and sold yourself as half-Asian lawyer, ching-ta-ta, that might be relevant, but you're very forthcoming about the fact that you're Bill! 1.00

01:14:21.000 Hey, you mean if I went by Beto and my name was Robert?

01:14:27.000 I understand.

01:14:28.000 I will now go by some Asian name.

01:14:31.000 I do have a Chinese name.

01:14:34.000 Make it short.

01:14:34.000 He's exactly as Mexican as Patrice O'Neal.

01:14:38.000 Someone bring it up. 0.85

01:14:39.000 I think Louis C.K.

01:14:40.000 was actually raised in Mexico, if I'm not mistaken.

01:14:42.000 I don't know if he was born in Mexico City.

01:14:44.000 I think he was actually raised in Mexico City.

01:14:48.000 If I'm not mistaken.

01:14:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:14:49.000 A lot of people don't know that about Louis C.K.

01:14:50.000 I didn't know that at all.

01:14:51.000 I mean, he doesn't really advertise it, but... Right, yeah.

01:14:54.000 Almost hides it.

01:14:55.000 The real thing is, I was just being persnickety and I wanted to correct my lawyer for no reason, because it's not really relevant.

01:15:00.000 The perception is he's a white male.

01:15:02.000 That being said, for me, there's no line.

01:15:03.000 For me, there's no line as far as, is it still funny?

01:15:07.000 There is a line, in a sense, that someone doesn't get to work in the industry anymore. 0.85

01:15:10.000 For example, Roman Polanski, you rape a 14-year-old with quaaludes. 0.87

01:15:13.000 I don't think you should be allowed to work anywhere around children. 0.98

01:15:16.000 Or without the quaaludes.

01:15:17.000 In the industry, I don't know.

01:15:20.000 Unfairly qualified.

01:15:21.000 One could almost argue that the quaaludes were really the only saving grace of the event.

01:15:26.000 I don't know.

01:15:27.000 Quaaludes.

01:15:28.000 What else have you got going on?

01:15:29.000 Oh, no.

01:15:30.000 That's the argument that could be made.

01:15:32.000 Quaaludes were not the worst part of that equation.

01:15:33.000 No, they were not.

01:15:34.000 Though some would argue necessary.

01:15:35.000 So I do think that he shouldn't be allowed anywhere children.

01:15:38.000 Right.

01:15:38.000 And probably don't send any women into the green room with Louis C.K.

01:15:42.000 unless they like watching Redhead Mexican service themselves. 1.00

01:15:45.000 My point is, he's not a danger to anyone.

01:15:48.000 He didn't commit a crime.

01:15:49.000 And it's not like the Harvey Weinstein situation. 0.88

01:15:52.000 I don't think we can lump, even as much as I can't stand Aziz Ansari, I really think this guy is the epitome of woke and dishonest and a little bit arrogant. 0.76

01:16:00.000 He had a really bad date.

01:16:02.000 We can't lump that in with Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby.

01:16:04.000 And it's just amazing to me that I do notice with the comedians particularly, you would think that if someone is a real germ, right, and they talk about the sort of hierarchy of powers that be.

01:16:14.000 Well, other people in positions of power who don't need Louis C.K.

01:16:18.000 would be the ones who would speak out and say, he's a real germ, this guy needs to go away.

01:16:22.000 But you don't see that from the Bill Burrs of the world.

01:16:24.000 You don't see that from the Jim Nortons.

01:16:25.000 You don't see that from comedians who stand nothing to gain by being subservient to Louis C.K.

01:16:30.000 In other words, they could come out and say that, and guess what?

01:16:32.000 They could actually eliminate competition.

01:16:34.000 But all of them say, you know what, no, the guy is still funny.

01:16:36.000 The people who come out and say, Louis C.K.

01:16:39.000 isn't funny at all, therefore you should all boycott him, are women like this. 1.00

01:16:42.000 Are people who are definitively unfunny, and they argue, well, it's just because of the powers that be.

01:16:47.000 No, the powers that be think the guy is funny, and they have no reason to.

01:16:51.000 It would be like assuming that Jerry Bruckheimer is, you know, if anyone had dirt on Harvey Weinstein, you'd have someone like a Bruckheimer.

01:16:57.000 Someone who's his direct competitor would be the easiest thing in the world.

01:17:00.000 Yeah, I mean, think about it this way with sports.

01:17:02.000 Like, we're selectively outraged.

01:17:04.000 And you have athletes that go out and do things that we disagree with, but they go out and still they are able to perform athletically.

01:17:09.000 And so we allow them.

01:17:10.000 We're like, oh, we'll pay and we'll go watch the basketball team that has three felons on it right now because they can score.

01:17:15.000 Right?

01:17:15.000 So they're selectively kind of picking their spots on where they're going to be outraged and against who.

01:17:19.000 I don't know anything about basketball.

01:17:21.000 You shouldn't.

01:17:21.000 I assume there's a lot of felonies.

01:17:24.000 Why is that, Steven?

01:17:25.000 John Stockton.

01:17:26.000 John Stockton.

01:17:27.000 Larry Bird.

01:17:30.000 Name one more white guy.

01:17:33.000 I assume that's in almost all organized sports.

01:17:36.000 Especially in combat sports and physical sports because it's on the way out for a lot of people from rough areas of town.

01:17:40.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:17:41.000 If you're raised in a lap of luxury, you go play tennis.

01:17:45.000 Or golf.

01:17:46.000 Look, there's felons on basketball teams and football teams and in wineries. 1.00

01:17:52.000 Not in wineries.

01:17:54.000 Wine sellers.

01:17:56.000 Wine distributors.

01:17:59.000 You don't think Polanski made a couple of visits to Coppola's Vineyard?

01:18:02.000 Come on, don't be naive.

01:18:03.000 He probably did, I'll give you that.

01:18:05.000 I'll give you that.

01:18:05.000 I just thought Gerald was gonna laugh, and then he got really defensive.

01:18:08.000 Yeah.

01:18:09.000 No?

01:18:09.000 No, no, that would never happen.

01:18:11.000 I think I doth protest too much.

01:18:14.000 Mr. Sterling is a saint.

01:18:15.000 You know Gerald is defensive when he busts out the English quotes and the English accent?

01:18:22.000 I didn't do the English accent there.

01:18:24.000 What about Yellowtail or Barefoot?

01:18:26.000 You think they have a few felons working at those vineyards?

01:18:27.000 I hope so, because I don't want them around anymore.

01:18:30.000 I'd like an undercover operation to take them out.

01:18:32.000 Barefoot and Yellowtail, it's the three-strike policy. 0.95

01:18:35.000 Three strikes of crappy wine.

01:18:38.000 Here's another Democratic talking point right now.

01:18:40.000 I don't know if you guys have been following this wherever.

01:18:42.000 That Donald Trump and the GOP, that they are challenging efforts to make voting easier, right?

01:18:47.000 They want more absentee voting.

01:18:50.000 And so this is a narrative that people are hearing out there.

01:18:52.000 There was a quote from Donald Trump saying, you know, you look at what they want. 0.99

01:18:54.000 It's ridiculous. 0.96

01:18:55.000 I don't think any Republican would ever be elected again. 0.87

01:18:57.000 They're saying, see, see, with increased voter turnout, Republicans want to suppress votes because they can never win with increased voter turnout.

01:19:04.000 Why do you think, let me ask this.

01:19:06.000 Trick question.

01:19:06.000 Why do you think it is that Republicans might have an issue with simply opening up absentee voting, basically on a federal level, superseding states right now?

01:19:15.000 Why do you think they might have an issue with it?

01:19:17.000 Do you think it's just because they don't want people, legal American citizens voting from home?

01:19:23.000 Yeah, that's totally it.

01:19:25.000 It's gotta be it, yeah.

01:19:26.000 I was shocked, by the way, because Democrats, you obviously know they're against voter ID laws, and they say that's racist.

01:19:31.000 I was shocked, as someone who has had to vote absentee once before, that many states, many states do not require that you submit any form of identification for receiving your absentee ballot or when you submit the actual voting ballot.

01:19:46.000 At no point is ID required in many states.

01:19:50.000 I was going through, I'm like, going through Alabama, Arkansas, Alaska, that's just the A's!

01:19:55.000 Wow.

01:19:56.000 He got bored after that.

01:19:57.000 Didn't even get to the B's.

01:19:59.000 Yeah, and what is it, we have, by the way, the more that Democrats obviously can get illegals and felons to vote, the more they can obviously sort of sell out the American taxpayers.

01:20:06.000 I think in Colorado, what is it, 73% of people vote in person?

01:20:10.000 So this was a note that I put in there because the whole argument is that they want- Yeah, makes no sense.

01:20:14.000 I was looking, I was like, what did I write this for?

01:20:15.000 It's gibberish, yeah.

01:20:16.000 Why does it make no sense?

01:20:18.000 Gerald wrote it.

01:20:19.000 I did it, my bad.

01:20:20.000 I should put my initials in front of it and change the color.

01:20:22.000 I did.

01:20:23.000 It still makes no sense.

01:20:25.000 It says Colo 73, Oreg 59, Wasta 65 in person.

01:20:33.000 The kind of scribblings you'd see on a serial killer's wall of strings of yarn.

01:20:37.000 And only I know what it means.

01:20:39.000 It makes no sense.

01:20:40.000 And a picture of Phoebe Cates from Fast Times at Ridgemont High School?

01:20:44.000 No!

01:20:44.000 Who does that?

01:20:45.000 Nobody wants that.

01:20:47.000 Stop it.

01:20:48.000 So what they're saying is that in November they don't want people to have to actually go out and vote because it's much safer to just mail it in, and so their whole argument is, oh we have to switch to this mail-in, we already do it with absentee voting, why not?

01:20:58.000 Well, in Colorado 73% of the people that got a mail-in ballot returned it by hand.

01:21:04.000 And dropped it off.

01:21:05.000 The same as if they had gone to a voting location.

01:21:07.000 59% in Oregon and 65% in Washington State.

01:21:11.000 From the studies that they were using to cite to say that we should just go to this because everybody's doing it anyway.

01:21:15.000 It wouldn't solve the problem!

01:21:16.000 Well, I would assume that they would resubmit it anyway, regardless.

01:21:19.000 At this point, they would probably send it back by mail.

01:21:21.000 I don't think they would.

01:21:22.000 But that being said, the point that you just made is completely nonsensical.

01:21:24.000 There's no way to decipher that from this point.

01:21:26.000 No, I knew the information.

01:21:30.000 They were not for you!

01:21:31.000 They were for me!

01:21:32.000 That's why there's the GM right before them!

01:21:34.000 It's kind of like if you're dyslexic and you have to write them in reverse with jumbled letters.

01:21:39.000 If you're a serial killer, you write notes like this.

01:21:42.000 You told me to have brevity with my notes!

01:21:44.000 I know, but it doesn't make any sense!

01:21:46.000 Not in a way that I couldn't possibly decipher!

01:21:48.000 One for you, it's for me!

01:21:49.000 What is this, the Dark Knight comics?

01:21:51.000 Were you expecting Commissioner Gordon to come in?

01:21:53.000 Once in a while.

01:21:54.000 I like more of this.

01:21:55.000 I like more surprise notes that Steven doesn't understand.

01:21:58.000 I don't understand them at all!

01:21:59.000 Because I had these points that were written down that were pretty clear regarding states.

01:22:02.000 So, here's the thing to me.

01:22:04.000 I actually, I would have no problem with absentee voting if it required some proof of identification

01:22:10.000 at some point.

01:22:11.000 Ideally, both points.

01:22:13.000 Ideally for you to receive your ballot, you have to provide identification.

01:22:16.000 And when you submit your ballot, you have to provide identification.

01:22:18.000 The left, I mean, they want identification to purchase a firearm, to buy a big gulp, to buy an SUV, to make sure that they know who has the most carbon credits in need of purchase.

01:22:27.000 Not when somebody is electing the leader of the free world.

01:22:30.000 This is something that they try to oversimplify in a way that makes very little sense.

01:22:35.000 And here's one thing I will say, too.

01:22:36.000 Sometimes, of course, from the left, things are so extreme where you go, there's no way that's true.

01:22:41.000 Often it is.

01:22:41.000 For example, a lady drinking fish tank cleaner because Donald Trump told her to and her husband died.

01:22:46.000 You go, there's no way that's true.

01:22:48.000 Well, here's the thing.

01:22:48.000 I want you to backtrack.

01:22:50.000 Just like Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time.

01:22:51.000 I'm like, what happened with the bees nest?

01:22:52.000 I have to hit it with a stick and I don't have the stick.

01:22:54.000 I gotta go back and talk to the villagers. 0.69

01:22:55.000 This is a waste of time.

01:22:56.000 I hate backtracking, but you have to do it with news.

01:23:00.000 You bet.

01:23:01.000 Don't get me started on Majora's Mask.

01:23:02.000 Oh my God. 0.98

01:23:03.000 Oh, that was just It's ridiculous. 0.95

01:23:04.000 It's nothing but the little clock tower. 1.00

01:23:05.000 Shut up! 1.00

01:23:06.000 Stop it! 1.00

01:23:07.000 Stop it! 0.99

01:23:07.000 Stop it with the backtracking! 0.99

01:23:09.000 I want a game to play, not chores!

01:23:13.000 But you have to backtrack.

01:23:14.000 Sometimes it sounds so absurd that you're like, there's no way that can be true.

01:23:16.000 And often, I would say more often than not, on the left today, it is true.

01:23:20.000 But you should also backtrack when you see the Young Turks or you see John King.

01:23:24.000 Ugh! 0.97

01:23:24.000 You see, he looks like a Pixar character who didn't make it. 0.97

01:23:28.000 You see one of these stories of someone saying, you know what, Donald Trump just doesn't, he said that no Republicans will ever win if more people can vote.

01:23:35.000 You go, hold on a second, that sounds a little absurd.

01:23:37.000 Why would Donald Trump be against absentee voting?

01:23:40.000 Are we supposed to believe?

01:23:41.000 Again, use your logic process here.

01:23:44.000 Use it just a little bit.

01:23:44.000 Are we supposed to believe that all of a sudden, in the Midwest, in Texas, in Idaho, people who are voting from home because they have coronavirus are going to swap to Biden?

01:23:53.000 That doesn't make sense.

01:23:55.000 No, the reason that he has a problem with it, when you search it requires a little bit of digging, is that this is ultimately a Trojan horse to try and create new laws where you require no identification to vote.

01:24:06.000 You require no identification to use an emergency room.

01:24:09.000 Sometimes they don't even verify identification for social services.

01:24:12.000 And now no ID to vote, and you wonder why the American taxpayer thinks that you are selling them down the river for people who have no business being here, who are not here legally.

01:24:22.000 It's because of this.

01:24:23.000 This shouldn't be a partisan issue.

01:24:25.000 No, it should be very easy.

01:24:26.000 Prove you're a citizen so you can vote!

01:24:27.000 And a lot of the states that they would win have large undocumented populations like Texas and Arizona and places like that that are closer to the southern border.

01:24:35.000 The whole map of Texas changes.

01:24:36.000 You just gotta flip it.

01:24:37.000 You gotta flip one of those states.

01:24:38.000 If you flip Texas, it becomes almost impossible for a Republican to win consistently.

01:24:43.000 They've gotta take a lot of other ground that's very hard to take if you flip Texas like that.

01:24:47.000 Yeah, and it's just lazy.

01:24:49.000 It's a lazy way to try and get this mass voter block of illegal aliens. 0.99

01:24:52.000 It's just, let's allow absentee ballot, and then when Donald Trump says he's against it, we'll say that he just doesn't want more people to vote.

01:24:58.000 I don't know, just string some taquitos or something along into the voting booth.

01:25:04.000 Do something that takes a little bit more effort.

01:25:05.000 How dare you?

01:25:06.000 And then maybe, I don't know, just use a glue stick and put on a fake ID.

01:25:11.000 You know what I mean?

01:25:11.000 There you go.

01:25:11.000 We'd at least respect it and go, oh, OK, all right.

01:25:13.000 Maybe you deserve to destroy our country from within at this point.

01:25:17.000 They paid for the taquitos! 0.84

01:25:18.000 They've earned it.

01:25:18.000 Which, by the way, taquitos, are you supposed to take it out of the corn husk?

01:25:21.000 No!

01:25:21.000 What?

01:25:22.000 You mean a tamale?

01:25:23.000 A tamale!

01:25:24.000 That's it.

01:25:24.000 Are you supposed to take it out of that thing?

01:25:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:25:26.000 Don't eat it with that!

01:25:27.000 That's why I hate tamales!

01:25:28.000 You just unwrap it.

01:25:29.000 It's like a little blanket for the food.

01:25:30.000 It's like gum, man.

01:25:31.000 You can't eat it with the wrapper.

01:25:32.000 But it comes with a paper wrapper over the corn husk wrapper.

01:25:35.000 Yeah, it's just multiple wrappers.

01:25:36.000 So that doesn't make any sense.

01:25:37.000 It's double wrapped.

01:25:37.000 Name me one other food that is double wrapped like that.

01:25:40.000 One other Mexican... Enchiladas are not double wrapped?

01:25:42.000 Burritos are not double wrapped?

01:25:43.000 Actually, burritos are double-wrapped. 0.99

01:25:45.000 Crap. 1.00

01:25:45.000 I just realized I'm an idiot on air. 1.00

01:25:48.000 Name me something else that is double-wrapped with an edible form of wrapping paper. 0.99

01:25:53.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

01:25:53.000 I love that he just keeps changing the stage. 0.87

01:25:56.000 He's like, no, no, no. 0.68

01:25:56.000 I'm not stupid. 0.68

01:25:57.000 I have another layer of complexity. 1.00

01:25:59.000 You're stupid. 1.00

01:25:59.000 It's like Play-Doh when you're a kid. 1.00

01:26:01.000 When they sell you the Play-Doh fun fact.

01:26:03.000 Like, look at this.

01:26:03.000 Oh, it looks like a strawberry.

01:26:04.000 Yeah, smell it.

01:26:05.000 Smells like a strawberry.

01:26:06.000 Yeah, but don't Eat it!

01:26:08.000 What do you expect to do?

01:26:09.000 You just offered me a scrumptious strawberry. 0.85

01:26:12.000 Both visual sensory overload, sense sensory overload.

01:26:15.000 How am I supposed to know how this is going to end up with taste?

01:26:18.000 That's true.

01:26:18.000 Until you taste it.

01:26:19.000 Makes sense.

01:26:19.000 Until you taste it.

01:26:21.000 And that's why I think we need to make Play-Doh more toxic. 0.84

01:26:25.000 We do have to get going here pretty soon.

01:26:29.000 What was the other thing?

01:26:30.000 Oh, do we have chat that we can go to at all?

01:26:33.000 Yes, we do actually, yeah.

01:26:34.000 So let's see, Jaden here says, thanks for the jacked up month of shows.

01:26:41.000 What do you guys think we can expect from a Biden-Trump debate?

01:26:45.000 Good, bad, funny.

01:26:47.000 Funny.

01:26:47.000 I think it's always going to be funny.

01:26:48.000 As long as Trump is there, it's going to be funny.

01:26:51.000 It's going to be so funny.

01:26:52.000 There's no Netflix special, though.

01:26:53.000 They are coming out with another Joe Exotic episode, apparently.

01:26:57.000 Other than that, there's nothing I'm more excited for than Trump-Biden.

01:27:01.000 I think we might see a fistfight.

01:27:03.000 Let me explain to you why.

01:27:05.000 I'm only half-joking, but because, you know, Donald Trump did that sort of, what do you call it, looming behind Hillary Clinton, and she said, well, that's kind of creepy, right?

01:27:12.000 If he does that behind Joe Biden, first off, he's going to get very scared.

01:27:16.000 You know, like Peter Pan with the shadow?

01:27:18.000 And then he'd probably swat, and then Donald Trump would probably swat back, and then it'll just be like, rock'em, sock'em, old guys are just going to be hitting each other. 0.71

01:27:25.000 I wouldn't be surprised, because you were talking about two very big egos.

01:27:29.000 Oh yeah.

01:27:30.000 Very, very, very.

01:27:30.000 Two very, very big egos.

01:27:33.000 One guy is already president, the other guy was vice president, feels entitled to it, and is crazy.

01:27:38.000 I mean, you get Joe Biden.

01:27:40.000 He wants to fight his own constituency.

01:27:44.000 I mean, he's challenging his own voters to fight.

01:27:47.000 He's not going to challenge Trump.

01:27:49.000 Let's take it behind soundstage.

01:27:51.000 You want to talk to me like that?

01:27:52.000 We'll go outside.

01:27:54.000 You're going to have to leave me there because I can't walk straight by.

01:27:57.000 Just take me back there.

01:27:58.000 Help me out there.

01:27:59.000 Who would you think would win?

01:28:01.000 In a fist fight?

01:28:02.000 Yeah.

01:28:03.000 Well, I will say Donald Trump is a lot bigger, but he's, listen, as much, and I think Donald Trump has been a pretty good president, he's pretty gelatinous.

01:28:08.000 Like, let's be honest, he's not a guy who's done anything super physical.

01:28:10.000 He can absorb the blows, though, Stephen.

01:28:12.000 The gelatinous, he just moves.

01:28:15.000 Joe Biden is, um, it depends.

01:28:17.000 I mean, it also comes down to fight IQ.

01:28:20.000 So here's the thing.

01:28:23.000 Who do you think would win in a physical fight between Joe Biden and Donald Trump?

01:28:27.000 This is actually an interesting question.

01:28:28.000 So Donald Trump obviously has the reach advantage.

01:28:31.000 He obviously has the size advantage.

01:28:32.000 He's much larger, physically stronger.

01:28:35.000 And Donald Trump has had a lot of involvement with boxing and with mixed martial arts.

01:28:39.000 What?

01:28:40.000 Yeah, he's been a fan of the sport quite a bit.

01:28:42.000 Doesn't make him good at it.

01:28:43.000 Doesn't make him good at it, but he's been following it.

01:28:45.000 He's been on the periphery for quite a while.

01:28:47.000 It's true.

01:28:47.000 Joe Biden, on the flip side, is smaller, but he does seem to maintain his fitness.

01:28:52.000 He claims that he boxed when he was a young person, but he also claimed that he ate at Amy's Diner, which had been closed for 34 years.

01:28:57.000 So I don't know, let's assume they have no combat history.

01:29:00.000 Physical advantages certainly to Donald Trump in size and power.

01:29:04.000 As far as endurance, probably Joe Biden.

01:29:08.000 But here is sort of the outlier.

01:29:12.000 Crazy usually beats big every time. 0.88

01:29:15.000 And so I don't, you know, like Joe Biden is actually an insane person. 0.97

01:29:19.000 You think he might be like a crackhead and he could take more hits? 0.67

01:29:21.000 I think it might be someone on PCP. 0.75

01:29:22.000 You know how they talk about being hit on the button?

01:29:24.000 Like we were talking about this earlier, hitting the button is where you actually get hit and

01:29:28.000 it creates enough vibration that there's shock to the brain.

01:29:30.000 It rattles around.

01:29:31.000 But if someone, their button's already been hit, but really just on a mental level.

01:29:34.000 In other words, it's not going to show up in a cat scan.

01:29:37.000 It's like, I hit you right in the button and it could be a Tyler Durden.

01:29:41.000 You don't know where I've been.

01:29:43.000 You have no idea.

01:29:45.000 Crazy beats big. 0.99

01:29:46.000 They're both a little crazy, but I think that Joe Biden is clinically insane and that could 0.99

01:29:51.000 play in his favor. 0.99

01:29:52.000 I think he's much more frail right now, too, than Donald Trump.

01:29:56.000 And I think the frailty part, like he, you hit him once.

01:29:59.000 If you just actually, Donald Trump, all he has to do is step out of the way.

01:30:02.000 Dodge one blow and the guy's going face first.

01:30:04.000 Or if Donald Trump can throw a perfect leg kick.

01:30:06.000 I think so. 0.98

01:30:07.000 Like a low kick, high leg kick, and just snap the femur of Biden. 0.98

01:30:10.000 He's got legs. 0.94

01:30:11.000 I mean, I think he could throw a good kick.

01:30:12.000 If he's, no, like, if you just have, you know, Donald Trump's like, hey, hey, Biden, and turn his head around and just Joe Biden goes,

01:30:18.000 huh, why'd I stop? 1.00

01:30:19.000 You stopped because your tibia was snapped in half, you fool. 0.99

01:30:22.000 I think Donald Trump has got to go with a circle Joe till he gets out of his vision. 0.99

01:30:30.000 And then it's that moment.

01:30:31.000 Because of the cataracts.

01:30:33.000 He's got a narrow, he's got a very low peripheral vision.

01:30:37.000 And as soon as he gets out of his vision, Joe will forget that he's in a fight.

01:30:40.000 Then it's easy.

01:30:41.000 We're done.

01:30:43.000 I want to know who the coaches are going to be.

01:30:46.000 That would be great.

01:30:48.000 I tell you what, it would be great if just Donald Trump brought out the black trainer from the Rocky film.

01:30:54.000 I told you don't circle into his power head! 0.98

01:30:57.000 Stop the fight! 0.99

01:31:00.000 It's all about looks with Donald Trump, and he's like, oh my gosh.

01:31:03.000 And Joe Biden's corner man would just be like a hermit crab in a Diet Coke can, like, I pinch.

01:31:07.000 Hey, you're not offering me any help here, Mr. Hermit! 0.99

01:31:12.000 This was a bad plan!

01:31:16.000 What happened to Angelo Dundee?

01:31:18.000 I have a hermit crab!

01:31:20.000 On that note, we do have to get going.

01:31:26.000 So, a couple of quick announcements tonight.

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01:33:00.000 In faith, I do not love thee, shall I compare thee to a summer's day? When I have plucked the rose, plucked the

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Louder with Crowder - April 06, 2020

Fake News Phone Call! NBC Rejects Evidence | #4 Good Morning MugClub

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