Louder with Crowder - October 03, 2015


Gavin McInness Melts Feminist Faces | Louder With Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

21 minutes

Words per Minute

196.9112

Word Count

4,250

Sentence Count

391

Misogynist Sentences

18

Hate Speech Sentences

14


Summary

Gavin McGinnis returns to the show to discuss his new podcast, Not For The faint of Heart, and why he thinks Bernie Sanders is going to win the 2020 Democratic primary. He also talks about being raised in Canada and how he got his start in the engineering industry.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Well, wasn't it funny, too, how the second that she felt threatened or there was any kind of uncomfortableness, she threw in her sick mom right into the, my mom's sick, my mom's sick.
00:00:10.000 So shallow and weak.
00:00:10.000 Yeah.
00:00:13.000 Well, guys don't do that unless someone makes a mom joke and you're trying to nail them back.
00:00:18.000 Like, my mom has cancer.
00:00:19.000 Yeah.
00:00:20.000 In that case, it's funny.
00:00:22.000 Exactly.
00:00:25.000 Very happy to have this next guest, a returning guest.
00:00:28.000 And last time he was doing something different.
00:00:31.000 He's everywhere now.
00:00:32.000 You can find him at anthonycumia.com.
00:00:34.000 He has a podcast there, Not for the Faint of Heart.
00:00:38.000 And if you're watching the videocast, he's wearing an incredible getup.
00:00:42.000 Gavin McGinnis, thanks for being on.
00:00:44.000 Salut là!
00:00:45.000 Salut, ça va bien là?
00:00:46.000 Non, pas de tout.
00:00:48.000 That's right, you were telling me about the fries you ate and it's giving you bags.
00:00:54.000 I don't know what was with them, but we were judging this comedy roast, which was pathetic, by the way.
00:01:01.000 And my eyes started getting itchy, and then by the time I walked out of there, I could barely see.
00:01:06.000 I put Preparation H on my face and ate Benadryl, but I'm still like...
00:01:11.000 Look, I look like I'm incredibly embarrassed all the time.
00:01:16.000 You should feel that way regardless.
00:01:19.000 Yeah, people listening to rest are going, what's he talking about?
00:01:20.000 You can see the videocast at ladderwithcrowder.com.
00:01:23.000 It could just be an MSG thing.
00:01:25.000 I don't know.
00:01:25.000 I mean, you should be of good stock considering you ate poutine in Montreal your whole life.
00:01:29.000 This should be nothing.
00:01:30.000 Maybe it was the dip.
00:01:31.000 I don't know.
00:01:32.000 I mean, I guess it's boring to talk about, but I just want to explain to all the women there who were hoping to use this as some sort of material.
00:01:39.000 That's why I'm so much uglier than usual.
00:01:41.000 All right.
00:01:42.000 So you have the podcast now on the Anthony Cumia Podcast Network.
00:01:46.000 You're working with Rebel Media up there in Canada.
00:01:47.000 Great people.
00:01:48.000 We kind of touched on this last time.
00:01:52.000 You were born in Scotland, I want to make sure, and then you moved to Canada?
00:01:56.000 My parents were Scottish.
00:01:57.000 They went down to England and had me.
00:01:59.000 And then in the 70s, Canada was desperate for educated citizens because they wanted to build up their computer industry.
00:02:06.000 Computers were hot.
00:02:07.000 And so they just went to British schools and said, anyone here interested in physics or engineering or anything science-y?
00:02:14.000 And some people put up their hand and they go, come on aboard.
00:02:17.000 We'll pay for everything.
00:02:18.000 And they sort of built these suburbs, poured in these British immigrants, and made Canada.
00:02:23.000 And then Bombardier happened.
00:02:27.000 You know, it's funny.
00:02:29.000 My ex-girlfriend, her grandfather, who actually fought for Hitler, and I think may have gotten some Hungarians killed.
00:02:35.000 When he moved to Montreal, he was looking there.
00:02:38.000 He wanted to get a job.
00:02:39.000 And so they were building, I don't know if it was the Champlain Bridge.
00:02:42.000 No, it was the Victoria Bridge.
00:02:43.000 And he said, you know, I want a job, you know?
00:02:45.000 They said, okay.
00:02:46.000 See if you can walk up that scaffold or whatever they call it with a bridge there.
00:02:50.000 See if you can walk across that and walk back.
00:02:52.000 If you can, you'll get a job.
00:02:55.000 So he walked up and he came back and said, okay, you had the job.
00:02:58.000 It turns out about half the people just fell.
00:03:00.000 And then they opened up Bombardier and was it...
00:03:04.000 Pratt& Whitney.
00:03:05.000 Pratt& Whitney was another one.
00:03:06.000 And he went in there, started working the floor, and then he became an engineer.
00:03:09.000 He became an actual engineer there.
00:03:11.000 So the American success story back then could still be had in Canada.
00:03:14.000 But that's what I was getting...
00:03:16.000 When you and I were raised there, a lot of people raised in the United States don't realize how quickly that can go away.
00:03:21.000 I mean, you had Vice, which you created, you started up, brought it to the States, because the opportunity just wasn't there in Canada.
00:03:27.000 Do you feel concerned with like a Bernie Sanders or Hillary Clinton that that could happen here?
00:03:32.000 Oh, totally.
00:03:33.000 Totally.
00:03:34.000 I mean, if she wins...
00:03:36.000 Bernie Sanders can't win.
00:03:37.000 If he did...
00:03:38.000 I don't know.
00:03:39.000 I think he might beat her in the primary.
00:03:41.000 I don't know.
00:03:43.000 If he became the next president...
00:03:45.000 I mean, we already had a socialist president for eight years.
00:03:47.000 Can you imagine what you'd do?
00:03:49.000 It would be like when Breitbart died.
00:03:51.000 I'd be in a daze for three days.
00:03:54.000 I've said this about Bernie Sanders.
00:03:57.000 And people are going to get really mad and they'll be audited.
00:03:59.000 It's the first time where I would think of renouncing my citizenship and leaving because, I mean, you know, if you run a business, typical day for me is 14 hours right now.
00:04:09.000 I haven't taken a two-day weekend in over a year.
00:04:13.000 I'm not going to put that work in so a guy like Bernie Sanders can take 90% as he claims to want to do.
00:04:19.000 I think you'll see a lot of people, because he's really extreme, even more so than Hillary.
00:04:23.000 If that's the case and he gets what he wants, I would strongly have to consider that.
00:04:27.000 Is that unreasonable?
00:04:29.000 I mean, it seems hyperbolic, but who knows?
00:04:32.000 Maybe you should leave.
00:04:34.000 I don't know.
00:04:35.000 90% tax he wants to put.
00:04:36.000 He said if he could on the top 1%.
00:04:39.000 Top 1% is all households with over $500,000 a year.
00:04:43.000 Top 10%, which he's proposed 70% tax, is any household making $150,000 a year.
00:04:48.000 Any household making $150,000 a year, you're in the top 10%.
00:04:52.000 Well, we saw what happened with France.
00:04:55.000 There was a mass exodus.
00:04:56.000 Right.
00:04:57.000 I mean, same with Britain.
00:04:58.000 The Rolling Stones said, we love Britain, we just can't afford to live there.
00:05:01.000 So, I think if he does try to institute that, it can't last.
00:05:06.000 Because everyone with money will just start disappearing and they'll take their jobs with them.
00:05:10.000 But there's a disconnect.
00:05:12.000 I mean, you're young.
00:05:12.000 You're hip.
00:05:13.000 You're with it.
00:05:13.000 See, you got the facial hair.
00:05:14.000 You're in Brooklyn.
00:05:16.000 There's an entire generation of people, again, who weren't raised in Canada, so they don't see how quickly it can happen.
00:05:22.000 They don't understand that a 70%, 90% tax, that you can't pay for the things he promises.
00:05:29.000 I don't know if you've seen the...
00:05:30.000 We did the math breakdown, and his plan was...
00:05:33.000 $18 trillion in additional debt to running our current deficit over the next 10 years.
00:05:39.000 If you cut military spending by 100%, taxed all earnings over a million dollars by 100%, you still couldn't pay for it.
00:05:45.000 But people don't care.
00:05:46.000 Well, it's really the death of math.
00:05:48.000 I mean, we used to push math hard in school and people understood numbers.
00:05:52.000 Now no one cares about numbers.
00:05:55.000 30 million immigrants, 1 million immigrants, no problem.
00:05:55.000 So...
00:05:58.000 18 trillion, it's just a big number.
00:06:01.000 Can a rich guy pay it?
00:06:03.000 How much does a rich guy have?
00:06:04.000 Doesn't he have like 17 trillion?
00:06:06.000 No.
00:06:07.000 He has a trillion.
00:06:10.000 I've heard Hollywood liberals say this.
00:06:12.000 They just need to tax a few rich guys.
00:06:14.000 Maybe George Soros and Warren Buffett could get together and pay off the debt in an afternoon.
00:06:19.000 You could bleed every billionaire dry and you'd barely take a chip off of it.
00:06:25.000 The left takes advantage of this with immigration and with the debt where they know that no one's going to check their numbers.
00:06:30.000 Same with education.
00:06:32.000 You go, how much does the average American kid get per year?
00:06:36.000 And they go, I think it's about $13,000 a month.
00:06:40.000 And they'll go, I don't know, $400?
00:06:43.000 And then just try it.
00:06:44.000 Just lie and go, it's actually $50,000.
00:06:47.000 And they'll go...
00:06:48.000 Oh.
00:06:49.000 And I go, should it be more?
00:06:50.000 And they go, yeah.
00:06:51.000 What's the limit?
00:06:52.000 100,000 per student?
00:06:53.000 And they'll go, there is no limit.
00:06:55.000 The children are our future.
00:06:57.000 I'm just like, you don't understand.
00:06:59.000 Two plus two is four.
00:07:00.000 Well, it's a brilliant system, though.
00:07:01.000 Think about it.
00:07:02.000 I'm becoming less and less convinced that college is a necessity, let alone even valuable for a lot of people.
00:07:08.000 But it's a brilliant system.
00:07:09.000 Get them into university where they'll be indoctrinated at a relatively young, malleable age.
00:07:14.000 And now declare it, like Bernie Sanders, a human right.
00:07:17.000 Or even Clinton is going that way.
00:07:18.000 A human right so they feel entitled to free college.
00:07:22.000 And they come out and you have a voting base for years.
00:07:25.000 Whereas if you look at kids who go to trade schools, who ultimately a lot of them end up opening up businesses, they're more successful.
00:07:31.000 It used to be a point where it was about the same or a little bit less.
00:07:34.000 As more studies come out, it's turning out that there are actually more job opportunities that pay better for kids in trade schools than college, but no one talks about it.
00:07:44.000 Well, yeah, there's this, I think with boomers, they saw that the ones who had an education made tons more money.
00:07:52.000 So that became, you need an education.
00:07:54.000 Now, college is almost a victim of the free market, because they went, when we have high standards, we don't get that many students.
00:08:01.000 So why don't we lower the bar and invent a whole doctrine here of other courses?
00:08:07.000 Like, when I was in school, there was the philosophy of self was a class.
00:08:10.000 Yeah.
00:08:11.000 The philosophy of love was a class.
00:08:12.000 Now we have classes like how to be gay is a class.
00:08:16.000 That's true.
00:08:16.000 You texted me that because you told me I sent something homoerotic and you said you had learned how to become gay.
00:08:26.000 It's humid here in New York.
00:08:28.000 This is terrestrial.
00:08:29.000 Oh, sorry.
00:08:30.000 You can say that in Quebec.
00:08:31.000 You can say that on...
00:08:32.000 I don't know what Cumia does over there, but over here...
00:08:35.000 It's a swear word.
00:08:36.000 Sorry.
00:08:37.000 In French-Canadian, it's not.
00:08:39.000 You see it on primetime TV. Oh, really?
00:08:41.000 Yeah, the F word.
00:08:42.000 They use it like a period.
00:08:43.000 You know that.
00:08:43.000 You can turn it on to...
00:08:45.000 Wait, did I say the F word?
00:08:47.000 Yeah, you did.
00:08:47.000 You said that, and then you also said SC. Wow, that's weird.
00:08:50.000 Sorry about that.
00:08:51.000 Um...
00:08:52.000 So, I don't know if it was a grand Marxist scheme or if it was just, they go, hey, these people are idiots, right?
00:09:00.000 They're into idiocracy, so let's feed them idiocracy.
00:09:04.000 Let's have these terrible courses that are totally useless, where they come out dumber than when they went in, and it perpetuates itself because there's this myth of everyone needs education.
00:09:14.000 And it's even more untrue today than it was before because the education you're providing is all bullshit.
00:09:23.000 We're short on tradesmen.
00:09:25.000 I have friends of mine that have nothing going on with their lives because they're not that smart.
00:09:30.000 And you go, you would have been an awesome welder and you've had a happy life.
00:09:32.000 My buddy is a blue collar electrician in the union.
00:09:36.000 He makes more money than I do.
00:09:38.000 And I know a lot of lawyers who make 40k a year.
00:09:43.000 Well, it depends where you're going.
00:09:45.000 Starting salary, if you're like Harvard or U of M, I think it's 160.
00:09:48.000 They must have gone to a crappy school, man.
00:09:50.000 There's a glut.
00:09:51.000 There's too many lawyers.
00:09:52.000 Yeah, I know.
00:09:53.000 You're telling me.
00:09:54.000 We have feminists threaten to sue us all the time.
00:09:56.000 I don't know what it is.
00:09:57.000 They must get all the pro bono work in the country, these feminists.
00:10:01.000 We constantly get requests to remove their image.
00:10:05.000 Well, yeah, that's right.
00:10:06.000 You were texting me asking, well, what was that image with the feminists?
00:10:08.000 We had a feminist who put out this image of her giant fat self with a T-shirt that says, I'm an effing feminist.
00:10:14.000 And she used it to promote her, I think, stop and stare clothing line.
00:10:18.000 So we're like, well, this is perfect for a feminist meme, and we added some text, and then she claimed that her mother was in the hospital, and it was causing her great anguish to remove it.
00:10:26.000 And as a courtesy, I removed it, but then I realized she was probably lying.
00:10:29.000 And you asked me, you said, what image was it?
00:10:32.000 And I sent it to you, you said, oh yeah, I'd use it, but if she commits suicide, that'd be a real liability.
00:10:39.000 Yeah.
00:10:40.000 Because that's what happens with these feminists.
00:10:41.000 Like when I show up in my underwear in this video, for those of you who haven't seen it, you can go to the website and see the video.
00:10:47.000 It's perfectly legal, right, to be in your underwear.
00:10:49.000 You have that guy in New York, the cowboy.
00:10:51.000 But feminists can say, oh, it caused recall to rape and so I feel like it was sexual harassment.
00:10:58.000 And they can claim rape to a cop and then you end up in a situation because they just don't believe in language anymore.
00:11:03.000 They choose to make it up as they go.
00:11:05.000 Wasn't it funny, too, how the second that she felt threatened or there was any kind of uncomfortableness, she threw in her sick mom right into the, my mom's sick, my mom's sick.
00:11:15.000 So shallow and weak.
00:11:15.000 Yeah.
00:11:18.000 Well, guys don't do that unless someone makes a mom joke and you're trying to nail them back.
00:11:23.000 Like, my mom has cancer.
00:11:24.000 In that case, it's funny.
00:11:24.000 Yeah.
00:11:27.000 Exactly.
00:11:28.000 We had this thing.
00:11:29.000 So you know the whole deal with Dove Charney, right?
00:11:32.000 Which deal?
00:11:34.000 So AA, American Apparel, wanted him out.
00:11:36.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:37.000 And needed an excuse.
00:11:39.000 So they said, it's all these sexual harassment lawsuits.
00:11:42.000 Right, because he was Mr.
00:11:43.000 Illegal Immigration.
00:11:45.000 Yes.
00:11:46.000 So the lawsuits were long dead, but they kept coming back.
00:11:50.000 And I think one of the reasons is I put these pictures on my site.
00:11:54.000 One is of Kimberle Lowe, nude, getting fucked by Dove.
00:11:58.000 Sorry.
00:11:58.000 Good Lord, Gavin.
00:12:00.000 Sorry, sorry.
00:12:01.000 Making love to Dove.
00:12:03.000 And the other ones are from this other girl, Irene Morales, and she is pleasuring herself.
00:12:09.000 And that's relevant because they went on Good Morning America, one of these shows, you know, dressed in little Hillary Clinton suits, and said Kimberlow said she was raped and Irene Morales said she was a sex slave.
00:12:22.000 So the pictures are from the sexual encounter she's talking about, so that proves it's not rape.
00:12:27.000 And Irene Morales was sending him disgusting, perverted texts after she was done working at American Apparel.
00:12:35.000 So I would never put up pictures like that normally, but they were relevant to the case, and they're asking for a quarter of a billion dollars from Dove.
00:12:42.000 It ended up ruining him.
00:12:44.000 He's got no money, I don't think.
00:12:46.000 That was a $400 million company.
00:12:48.000 It's about to file for bankruptcy.
00:12:50.000 American Apparel is?
00:12:51.000 Yeah.
00:12:52.000 I didn't know that.
00:12:53.000 One of the biggest charges was Kimbrough Lowe tried to kill herself, I believe.
00:13:00.000 So now it becomes a criminal act, which is why I said that to you about that picture.
00:13:05.000 Yeah.
00:13:06.000 But yeah, American Apparel's on the outs.
00:13:08.000 You know, it's funny.
00:13:09.000 They grew more popular in Montreal.
00:13:12.000 A lot of people don't realize that.
00:13:13.000 Montreal, they're behind as far as technology, but they're way ahead as far as fashion.
00:13:19.000 And American Apparel was huge in Montreal before they started setting up in malls here in the States.
00:13:24.000 Yeah.
00:13:25.000 That's what Dove is.
00:13:26.000 He's a Shemada Jew.
00:13:27.000 And that's a classic Montreal guy, the Jewish-English hustler.
00:13:32.000 And when you apply that guy, who's perfectly bilingual and can hustle and get through the dirt of Montreal bureaucracy, he just murders in a free country like America.
00:13:42.000 Well, we have to go keep the lights on from these evil capitalist sponsors.
00:13:46.000 Gavin McGinnis will be back after this.
00:13:49.000 Stay tuned, and we'll be sure to keep bleeping him.
00:13:53.000 Back with Gavin McGinnis.
00:13:55.000 You know, it's funny you were talking about American Apparel.
00:13:57.000 Because this is something I find interesting about you.
00:13:59.000 What's that face?
00:14:01.000 What are you doing?
00:14:01.000 These bags.
00:14:02.000 This...
00:14:06.000 I don't know, but Benadryl is what I imagine a hangover would feel like.
00:14:10.000 I've never actually been hungover, but Benadryl just ruins me for the entire day.
00:14:14.000 No, no, no.
00:14:15.000 Benadryl, you're just sluggish.
00:14:16.000 A hangover is like you're being sued, and the mob just put a hit out on you, and you can't find your son.
00:14:24.000 He's lost.
00:14:26.000 I don't know if that's quite – if I would go that – but possibly.
00:14:30.000 See, that's the thing.
00:14:30.000 I don't know.
00:14:31.000 That's a perfect leftist argument.
00:14:32.000 It's like, you haven't done heroin?
00:14:33.000 How can you have an opinion on it being legal?
00:14:35.000 Well, I guess you're right.
00:14:36.000 I haven't done it.
00:14:37.000 So pretty much everyone who's done morphine has effectively done heroin.
00:14:41.000 Little known fact, heroin was developed as a synthetic, non-addictive alternative to morphine.
00:14:47.000 Talk about a screw-up.
00:14:48.000 I wanted to go back to American Apparel, because that's something I find really interesting that Americans might not know.
00:14:53.000 Now, you're a pretty profane guy.
00:14:55.000 You're pretty rough around the edges, but you're also a man of faith, and you've talked about how you're kind of growing in that, too.
00:15:02.000 You came back to it a little bit later.
00:15:05.000 Came back?
00:15:06.000 Came to it?
00:15:07.000 Came to it, yeah.
00:15:09.000 My dad said that me baptizing my kids was child abuse, but he doesn't think third-term abortions are bad.
00:15:17.000 Good lord.
00:15:18.000 Nice definitions of abuse, huh?
00:15:21.000 I hate to tell you, your father's a sick man.
00:15:24.000 Murder's fine.
00:15:25.000 Splashing of water is abuse.
00:15:27.000 Yeah, that's a little bit bizarre.
00:15:29.000 Okay, so you came to faith later on.
00:15:31.000 But American Apparel is interesting because their ads have always been risque here in the United States.
00:15:36.000 But I remember there was an ad in Montreal.
00:15:38.000 And I went there and there was an ad of a...
00:15:39.000 They sell these sort of mesh bodysuits.
00:15:42.000 And there was a girl on all fours.
00:15:44.000 From behind, no underwear.
00:15:46.000 And this was, you know, the size of an entire wall.
00:15:49.000 And I remember just pointing at someone there saying, hey, listen, obviously I don't care.
00:15:53.000 I like looking at that.
00:15:54.000 I'm a guy, biologically.
00:15:55.000 But a kid can walk in here, man.
00:15:57.000 He goes, well, we're very, very forward in our advertising.
00:16:01.000 And as someone who is personally pretty edgy, Do you see that, though, as sort of a problem, sort of a cultural pulling at the twine of the fabric?
00:16:10.000 I mean, Montreal, our Times Square is club super sex, is strip clubs, and it doesn't have good ramifications.
00:16:16.000 Does that at all concern you with our generation here?
00:16:19.000 It's something I would imagine you have an interesting opinion on.
00:16:22.000 I don't want kids seeing porn that involves fornication, but I have no problem with the human body, and I thought those ads were all pretty tasteful.
00:16:30.000 I mean, the woman looks sexy, but I don't see nudity as...
00:16:35.000 No, this was different.
00:16:36.000 The one I'm talking about was actually in the store, and it was literally a girl.
00:16:39.000 Picture her from behind on all fours.
00:16:41.000 You could basically use it as an anatomy chart.
00:16:44.000 Oh, you could see her...
00:16:46.000 You could see her nether regions entirely, yeah.
00:16:49.000 Isn't that illegal?
00:16:50.000 Well, not Montreal.
00:16:51.000 I mean, think of the signs for the strip clubs there.
00:16:53.000 Or the moving neon hand with the butt in Montreal.
00:16:56.000 It's like it is so awful.
00:16:59.000 And when I tell Americans they don't believe me, I'm like, oh, no, you're exaggerating.
00:17:03.000 No, no, no, no, no, I'm not.
00:17:05.000 And it does take away innocence.
00:17:07.000 There's a bar called Fufun Electric.
00:17:09.000 Is a Fufun the entire butt or is it more specific?
00:17:12.000 You know, it's funny.
00:17:13.000 Everyone was like, hey, want to go to Fufs?
00:17:15.000 And I was that straight-laced kid.
00:17:16.000 I was like, no, I don't want to go to Fufs because weird stuff happened there.
00:17:20.000 And, yeah, I mean, as someone who is more sort of libertarian in my approach to enforcing any kind of beliefs, I also see the negative ramifications in Montreal.
00:17:30.000 I mean, Montreal is actually, people are going to get mad at this, you know this, French Canadians have about the same teen pregnancy rate, dropout rate, and abortion rate.
00:17:40.000 As black Americans.
00:17:42.000 And that's the single highest demographic in all of those, you know, anywhere really in the industrialized world.
00:17:47.000 Quebec has the highest abortion rate in the industrialized world if you were to judge it as a country.
00:17:51.000 And you've got to say, well, this hypersexualized culture at some point has got to have something to do with it.
00:17:58.000 Yeah, I mean, it's a tough subject as a dad, because before all this, I didn't care about any of it and thought it was all totally rad.
00:18:04.000 And I still, I mean, we go to this anarchist commune sometimes in England where this band Krath built a sort of a...
00:18:15.000 They call it Dial House.
00:18:16.000 And there's tons of kids running around and a lot of the people are nude.
00:18:20.000 So you'll be talking to a nude guy and there's a kid running in the background.
00:18:23.000 I don't see anything wrong with that.
00:18:25.000 It's totally asexual.
00:18:27.000 On the same way, yeah.
00:18:29.000 Really?
00:18:30.000 No, I mean, I would do that.
00:18:32.000 And I also, I remember my dad, you know, when I started out acting, was like, well, what's your line?
00:18:36.000 I said, I would do a full-on streaking, you know, my Doniger showing if it was supposed to be like a frat scene and it was a dumb idiot.
00:18:44.000 I said, but the moment you get into something that's sexualized, particularly if I'm married, I wouldn't do any of it.
00:18:48.000 So I would sooner be completely nude running down the street than I would be doing any kind of a sex scene, even if there was no nudity.
00:18:57.000 In a film, because I had to think about those things.
00:18:59.000 And my dad said, oh, okay, that's fair.
00:19:02.000 Is he square, too?
00:19:04.000 You think that's square?
00:19:05.000 No, I'm just asking.
00:19:06.000 My dad is, he's actually called into the show.
00:19:10.000 He swears almost zero, but when he does, it punctuates his sentence.
00:19:15.000 And he's probably, to a leftist, probably the most offensive person you could imagine, but he's never dirty.
00:19:21.000 Well, my dad's never not dirty.
00:19:23.000 And my parents were always nude when I was a kid.
00:19:25.000 They're still nude.
00:19:26.000 Like, if they come to visit, my mom will be walking back from the bathroom and I'll see all her geriatric genitalia.
00:19:33.000 But, uh...
00:19:34.000 Oh, farts.
00:19:35.000 I forgot what I was going to say.
00:19:36.000 Well, let me tell you this about my dad.
00:19:37.000 To give you an idea.
00:19:38.000 My dad, I remember, he gave me the sex talk when I was three.
00:19:42.000 Just so you know.
00:19:43.000 So he just said, you know, we don't want you to think of it as anything dirty at all.
00:19:47.000 But as a Christian, he wanted me to understand the parameters that he thought and he raised me to be appropriate for sex.
00:19:53.000 So I had it at three and actually got, they called home in preschool because they were doing the stork business and I corrected her with medically accurate terminology.
00:20:02.000 So my dad was never, and he, same thing in church, he would get in trouble for just telling people, he's like, hey, this is, he would be really open about sex, but he believed it was between a husband and wife, but he was never approved about it.
00:20:12.000 Right.
00:20:13.000 Well, I'll tell you, I'll never see anyone happier than a young Catholic girl who churned out a bunch of kids early.
00:20:20.000 Unfortunately, that option is pretty rare these days, especially in New York City.
00:20:24.000 And I'm of two minds about it.
00:20:27.000 I mean, I'm definitely not scared of sex.
00:20:30.000 Oh, that's what I was going to say.
00:20:31.000 There is a real latent Puritanism in America, and it's shocking coming from sex-positive Montreal.
00:20:38.000 Where it's the right and the left are both really uptight about it.
00:20:41.000 The right just can't handle any sort of nudity and any kind of allusions to sex.
00:20:46.000 And the left has this whole no means no.
00:20:50.000 And yes means no.
00:20:53.000 And yes means no.
00:20:54.000 And loving it and then regretting it eight years later means no.
00:20:58.000 And you go, you just sound like the sexual Puritans on the far right.
00:21:01.000 Even there was feminists saying that the kiss cam is...
00:21:03.000 Oh my gosh, you know what?
00:21:04.000 Hold on a second.
00:21:04.000 We have to go to a break.
00:21:06.000 Let's go to the...
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