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00:00:00.000 🎵 Outro Music 🎵 Do we really have to do this?

00:00:19.000 Absolutely.

00:00:21.000 It's just insane.

00:00:22.000 Well, it's mentally irregular, but a deal's a deal.

00:00:24.000 Shouldn't we have, like, helmets or, like, boxing hats, whatever they wear?

00:00:28.000 No, CTE's not a real thing.

00:00:29.000 That's just something that old people say.

00:00:30.000 I don't think that's accurate.

00:00:33.000 Why are we covered in oil?

00:00:34.000 Uh, well, I have a lot of petroleum products in my portfolio trying to create scarcity.

00:00:38.000 A little boxing ring.

00:00:40.000 I just don't remember putting it on.

00:00:42.000 I still don't think this is a good idea.

00:00:44.000 You just had heart surgery and I'm built like a Simpsons character.

00:00:47.000 I'm cleared for physical activity.

00:00:49.000 Besides, we both need to get back in shape.

00:00:51.000 It'll be our thing.

00:00:53.000 This could be our new thing.

00:00:54.000 It'll be the thing that we do together.

00:00:56.000 Back in shape?

00:00:58.000 I need to look over my contract.

00:01:01.000 You wanna ring the bell, Apollo?

00:01:02.000 I was gonna ring... I was gonna ring the bell, but that's racist what you're talking about.

00:01:08.000 You ready?

00:01:09.000 Yeah.

00:01:10.000 Ding.

00:01:11.000 Ding.

00:01:12.000 Okay.

00:01:13.000 Come on, Scotty.

00:01:17.000 I can't hear what you're saying.

00:01:24.000 Hunter S. Biden's Freebase filled lungs are better than yours right now.

00:01:28.000 Oh, really?

00:01:29.000 Well, I hope you're feeling good, because I'm about to smoke you like some cheese!

00:01:33.000 Yeah, I like cheese.

00:01:35.000 Well, that's the whole thing.

00:01:36.000 Cheese is like my favorite.

00:01:38.000 It's why I'm getting very tired right now already.

00:01:42.000 I'm really getting tired.

00:01:44.000 If you ate a little less cheese and did a little more oil boxing, you probably wouldn't have this problem.

00:01:48.000 I don't know why we are oil boxing and why it's your thing.

00:01:50.000 Well, the good news is after this we're going to do We should just do it at a shooting competition.

00:01:56.000 I gotta... I see a... Oh, my insides burn.

00:02:00.000 Yeah, well... I just... I don't know if I'm hungry, or it's just the way I've lived my life.

00:02:09.000 That's my bad knee.

00:02:12.000 Hey.

00:02:13.000 Yeah.

00:02:14.000 Hey, dude.

00:02:15.000 Yeah?

00:02:15.000 You know what I can do?

00:02:16.000 I'm not here.

00:02:17.000 What?

00:02:17.000 I can...

00:02:19.000 Uh, just go to a GNC and pick up some bill bars.

00:02:21.000 Oh! 0.60

00:02:22.000 They sell them everywhere.

00:02:23.000 Oh yeah, that's a better idea than fighting for the last one.

00:02:26.000 You save your... save your breath.

00:02:28.000 You know what I'll do is, uh... I'll, uh... I'll have Gerald sit in the... I'll have Gerald sit in the first chair.

00:02:33.000 He's earned it.

00:02:34.000 He's earned it.

00:02:35.000 DriverScope.com!

00:02:50.000 He's earned it.

00:03:18.000 Mmm.

00:03:27.000 That's the sound of Monday.

00:03:28.000 I mean, it's the sound of every day.

00:03:30.000 Monday through Thursday at 10 a.m.

00:03:31.000 I'm just going to hit it right off the top.

00:03:33.000 Monday through Thursday at 10 a.m.

00:03:34.000 Eastern.

00:03:34.000 If we're not here on YouTube and we don't tell you that we're not going to be here, you can switch on over to Rumble or Mug Club, because it's Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.

00:03:41.000 Eastern, and we have a whole hour additional show on Mug Club.

00:03:45.000 Today, what are we playing?

00:03:46.000 Hate Symbol?

00:03:47.000 What is it?

00:03:48.000 Hate Speech or Not?

00:03:50.000 Hate Symbol or Not.

00:03:51.000 No way we could do that on YouTube.

00:03:55.000 Going over my back tattoos?

00:03:56.000 Yes.

00:03:57.000 We call them Dave Stamps.

00:03:59.000 Yes.

00:04:01.000 All tramped.

00:04:02.000 It took a lot in post to get rid of that in that little intro.

00:04:05.000 They have arrows and stuff.

00:04:07.000 It's not Japanese, it's not Korean, I don't even know what the writing is.

00:04:10.000 What is it?

00:04:12.000 Who sold you on that?

00:04:13.000 I'm not sure.

00:04:13.000 It's a QR code to Dave Stamps.

00:04:15.000 It's his own language.

00:04:16.000 It's a QR code that- it's like a treasure trail.

00:04:18.000 A QR code to the keys to his apartment.

00:04:20.000 The guy's own language of hate.

00:04:25.000 Look, today there's good news and there's bad news, but it's mostly good news.

00:04:30.000 So as we are broadcasting this right now... What's going on over there, you guys? 0.98

00:04:33.000 You guys are acting like a bunch of chickens with your heads. 0.89

00:04:35.000 Is everything okay? 0.97

00:04:36.000 Are we streaming?

00:04:37.000 Yeah, we're streaming. 0.75

00:04:38.000 You just about murdered someone.

00:04:39.000 Did you see this?

00:04:39.000 Well, he almost killed that guy, but that's fine.

00:04:41.000 Well, we have a new gentleman helping us with audio today.

00:04:44.000 What's his name there?

00:04:45.000 Casey.

00:04:45.000 You doing okay there?

00:04:51.000 Jose Conseco Beto!

00:04:53.000 Tell me, you didn't pay money for this!

00:04:54.000 Name that movie line, comment below.

00:04:55.000 Which brings me to my question of the day.

00:04:57.000 What will be your first tweet when Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter is finalized?

00:05:02.000 So, the good news is this morning it was announced on Bloomberg, an unreliable source of news, because they were partially wrong that Twitter accepted the offer from Elon Musk.

00:05:11.000 Turns out, They're still finalizing the deal, but there has been a tentative acceptance of the offer, and that is... Oh my gosh, I just hope Elon Musk buys Twitter.

00:05:24.000 It's going to be so much fun.

00:05:27.000 And this also comes as the EU is looking to clamp down now on what they view as hate speech, and wanting this to be applied internationally on social media.

00:05:36.000 So, they're happening at the same time, and we'll get into that a little bit, because some people will say, well, of course they need to moderate the internet from You know, things that are actual crimes.

00:05:43.000 We've talked about this.

00:05:44.000 Things that are actually illegal.

00:05:46.000 Death threats.

00:05:47.000 Doxing.

00:05:47.000 Taylor Lorenz.

00:05:49.000 But that's not actually what's happening in Europe.

00:05:50.000 And I don't think it's coincidence that this is happening at the same time.

00:05:53.000 So we'll keep you updated.

00:05:54.000 As it's occurring right now, it is 1022 Eastern, 922 Central.

00:05:56.000 God's time.

00:06:00.000 And we'll let you know what the stock price is.

00:06:02.000 We have the Edit Bay working on live news as it develops.

00:06:06.000 So hopefully we can break this with you because it would be a historical moment.

00:06:10.000 Yes.

00:06:11.000 And I just love, well, we'll get to it.

00:06:14.000 You've heard the term screw you money?

00:06:16.000 That's a teaser.

00:06:17.000 We'll get to more.

00:06:19.000 Uh, Day, well first off, Gerald Day, how are you?

00:06:21.000 I am fantastic.

00:06:22.000 It's fantastic day.

00:06:23.000 Yeah, we're all excited.

00:06:24.000 I think he's gonna buy it, and I think it's gonna be accepted.

00:06:26.000 They have no choice but to accept it.

00:06:28.000 So, freedom returns.

00:06:30.000 By the way, a lot of liberals are moving to Canada, and then they realize that Twitter's in Canada as well.

00:06:33.000 Right.

00:06:34.000 It's sort of like when people used to talk about how, you know, they're like, well, some, you know, slaves escaped to Canada.

00:06:38.000 I'm like, well, it depends on when they escaped to Canada, because at one point they would have said, great, more slaves!

00:06:42.000 Yeah, free!

00:06:43.000 Yeah, keep on fed!

00:06:44.000 Hey, look, I found this slave, eh?

00:06:46.000 Run into Mexico to the arms of the cartel.

00:06:48.000 Yes.

00:06:49.000 Oh, Jesus. 0.95

00:06:51.000 You screwed both ways. 0.74

00:06:52.000 If nature's kind, they'll take him in as one of their own.

00:06:55.000 And you hear him, you love him, at Landau.

00:06:57.000 Dave, he's going to be this Saturday in Green Bay by himself, but then him and I are in Colorado Springs, June 18th.

00:07:03.000 You can get tickets at loudearthcutter.com slash tour.

00:07:06.000 We had to add a second show, so loudearthcutter.com slash tour.

00:07:08.000 You can see Dave's dates and our dates together.

00:07:10.000 We have a big fall tour we'll be announcing.

00:07:12.000 Dave, how are you?

00:07:13.000 How about you?

00:07:13.000 Ahoy, good.

00:07:14.000 Both shows are almost sold out.

00:07:16.000 He didn't ask me how I was.

00:07:17.000 I didn't.

00:07:18.000 And I'm actually doing really well today.

00:07:20.000 So I was looking forward to the question because I would be able to say, good.

00:07:23.000 The one time.

00:07:24.000 Let's see.

00:07:25.000 Hey, Steven.

00:07:25.000 I care.

00:07:26.000 How are you?

00:07:27.000 I ate so much food last night that I weighed four pounds more this morning than yesterday morning.

00:07:31.000 Really?

00:07:32.000 Yes.

00:07:33.000 Wow.

00:07:33.000 Yeah.

00:07:34.000 How'd you do that?

00:07:34.000 Well, I consumed 3,800 calories in one sitting at dinner.

00:07:37.000 Uh-huh.

00:07:38.000 That's not including lunch and all the stuff I ate after dinner, because at that point I just stopped counting.

00:07:42.000 I see you've read my diet book.

00:07:44.000 Yes.

00:07:45.000 It's tattooed across your back.

00:07:47.000 Don't worry, it's keto.

00:07:48.000 I need my decoder ring.

00:07:50.000 All right, so we're going to spend most of today discussing Elon Musk, Twitter, the ins and outs, and also what is happening right now across Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, these international platforms that you may not have heard this story from the EU.

00:08:04.000 And what's the name of this?

00:08:06.000 Because there's so many different bills they've proposed.

00:08:08.000 The DSA, the Digital Services Act, which is separate from their previous bill that they put forward.

00:08:08.000 The DSA.

00:08:15.000 So this is their second attempt now to clamp down on it more, just as Elon Musk is Close to purchasing Twitter.

00:08:23.000 Strange.

00:08:24.000 We'll say it that way.

00:08:24.000 Yeah.

00:08:25.000 Before that, it's time to watch... I don't know if you know that liberals, they love to write some awful songs and perform them on TikTok, but very few have the balls, if I may, to be as honest and informative as this one. 0.93

00:08:40.000 Yes, I'm an evil left-wing sheeple snowflake working for the deep state here to push your wives to get abortions and 0.98

00:08:46.000 then leave you for transgender lesbians Yes, it was a Santiva that stormed the capital to make you 1.00

00:08:50.000 all look bad so that we can take your guns, spread communism and blast 1.00

00:08:53.000 Harvey in your churches That'll stop you yeah, it's fine 0.93

00:09:01.000 You know, the left has a remarkable ability to take someone fetching and make them unattractive.

00:09:07.000 Very unattractive. 0.99

00:09:07.000 Yeah, I was just going to say, it's like, your mom's hot, but I hate her. 0.99

00:09:10.000 Yes. 0.96

00:09:11.000 I mean, it's wrong to hate.

00:09:11.000 Yeah.

00:09:12.000 Not hate. 0.89

00:09:13.000 But I hate her.

00:09:14.000 Right. 0.99

00:09:15.000 Hate her. 0.94

00:09:16.000 By the way, hey, Control Bank, can you put in here, I want to hit next the, uh, the protester here. 0.98

00:09:19.000 I think we, uh, before we go into Elon Musk, the, uh, Timberwolves, Grizzlies.

00:09:23.000 Can we stop lip-syncing and pretending it's a talent?

00:09:26.000 Hey, don't you remember when Sarah Cooper did that?

00:09:27.000 That was her special on Netflix, was lip-syncing Donald Trump.

00:09:29.000 Oh, yeah, that was hilarious.

00:09:31.000 We had to sit and watch it on Mug Club.

00:09:32.000 You were laughing so mean to me.

00:09:34.000 Talent.

00:09:35.000 Oh.

00:09:35.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:09:35.000 Yeah.

00:09:36.000 I'm still laughing.

00:09:37.000 Yeah.

00:09:37.000 Well, I'm literally laughing right now as hard as I was.

00:09:39.000 QBOD was the only way he could handle it.

00:09:41.000 Yes.

00:09:42.000 That was the top thing in comedy last year.

00:09:45.000 Was it really?

00:09:46.000 Sarah Cooper was lip-syncing.

00:09:48.000 Remember she would lip-sync to Donald Trump.

00:09:49.000 Donald Trump would be like, listen, you know, shithole countries, and she would just go... What is it? 0.98

00:09:56.000 You're a mime! 0.98

00:09:58.000 You're a mime!

00:09:59.000 Yeah, you're essentially doing what Jerry Lewis did, mugging to records in the 50s.

00:10:05.000 With a papier-mâché hat.

00:10:07.000 That's why he's still popular in France.

00:10:11.000 Yeah, but see, this was better because it was an hour of it.

00:10:15.000 Yes, she's almost the American Michelle Courtemarche.

00:10:17.000 Yes, I don't know what that means, but it sounds right.

00:10:19.000 There are a few French people like, oh, he's Naphine Leaf, something for me. 1.00

00:10:26.000 Oh, that was awful.

00:10:27.000 I forgot that existed.

00:10:29.000 Yeah, here's the thing.

00:10:30.000 It's like, you know, the whole idea, the popping and locking, is it sexual?

00:10:35.000 It's just like the dance of sexuality in nature, right?

00:10:40.000 The mating call.

00:10:41.000 But not the way she did it.

00:10:43.000 I mean, it looked like it was some kind of like a chiropractic.

00:10:46.000 I thought she was trying to throw up. 1.00

00:10:48.000 Yeah, she looked like a bird. 0.87

00:10:51.000 Yeah, like a mama bird getting ready to feed her babies. 0.99

00:10:56.000 And she had the crazy ponytail that was like she belonged in a psych ward.

00:11:00.000 Yes.

00:11:01.000 You can't trust that ponytail, that's true.

00:11:04.000 It's funny, every time I see Nancy Pelosi speak, when she's like, getting mad, she reminds me of a bird caught in an oil spill, you know?

00:11:09.000 Oh yeah, yeah.

00:11:13.000 And she just, she really just wants alcohol rubbed on her. 1.00

00:11:16.000 No, she's a teetotaler. 0.98

00:11:18.000 She's a teetotaler. 0.82

00:11:19.000 Is she really?

00:11:19.000 Yeah.

00:11:20.000 Heroin?

00:11:21.000 Fine.

00:11:21.000 Alcohol?

00:11:22.000 Not so much.

00:11:22.000 Allegedly.

00:11:23.000 As long as it's in pill form and prescribed, she's like, it's fine.

00:11:26.000 She's the only person who still has her hands on quaaludes. 0.99

00:11:29.000 Still has her liver-spotted, gross hands on quaaludes. 1.00

00:11:32.000 She has the last six in a safe. 0.74

00:11:35.000 Just excited every day.

00:11:37.000 Oh, man, I'm looking forward to getting to Elon Musk.

00:11:38.000 But before that, this is something that's also just, again, I just want you guys to be in a good mood today.

00:11:43.000 Yeah.

00:11:44.000 This is a celebratory mood.

00:11:45.000 Yes.

00:11:46.000 Guess what?

00:11:47.000 If this happens, guess who's coming back to Twitter?

00:11:49.000 Well, yes, but guess who's also out of a job?

00:11:52.000 Probably Devin Nunes over at Truth Social.

00:11:54.000 Well that's fine, I don't really care because there's 5 million people waiting to get on a platform that could not have possibly predicted technology issues.

00:12:01.000 Right.

00:12:01.000 Oh yeah, sorry.

00:12:02.000 Devin, you're doing a bang-up job.

00:12:03.000 Yeah, I know.

00:12:04.000 I'm not anti, I'm just saying, come on!

00:12:06.000 Yeah, true socialists had a rough rollout.

00:12:08.000 Yeah, it's been tough.

00:12:09.000 But you know what, they'll come back to Twitter and they'll take over.

00:12:11.000 Yeah!

00:12:11.000 It'll be a lot of fun.

00:12:12.000 Merge!

00:12:13.000 If we're lucky!

00:12:15.000 If we're lucky, some members of the board will, you know, just quit.

00:12:19.000 Jump out a window.

00:12:20.000 Figuratively!

00:12:21.000 It's a first story window, so it won't be productive.

00:12:23.000 Yeah, no, exactly.

00:12:24.000 Into a bush.

00:12:24.000 Yes, and they'll be fine.

00:12:27.000 Maybe some thorns.

00:12:28.000 Yeah, maybe some thorns in a moat.

00:12:30.000 A pricker bush.

00:12:30.000 So it's like a story and a half.

00:12:32.000 Yeah.

00:12:33.000 I mean, they can't get away with no punishment.

00:12:35.000 Yeah, no, like a hurt ankle sprained.

00:12:37.000 Right.

00:12:38.000 Rolled.

00:12:38.000 Rolled ankle.

00:12:40.000 Figuratively is what we're hoping for.

00:12:42.000 So in other good news though, and this is a lot of fun, we all hate animal rights activists.

00:12:48.000 And I don't mean people who don't want you to be cruel to animals.

00:12:51.000 I mean the PETA people.

00:12:53.000 The people who believe in total animal liberation.

00:12:55.000 Look into the actual origin of PETA.

00:12:57.000 They don't actually even believe that you should have pets.

00:12:59.000 That was the original mantra of PETA.

00:13:01.000 Really?

00:13:02.000 They want humans and animals to live in an entirely even playing field.

00:13:07.000 Which would just be the worst because you would just X you'd have to execute all animals for committing assault rape Public urination. 0.94

00:13:13.000 I mean they wouldn't last wouldn't last the end of the week. 0.86

00:13:16.000 I always loved the PETA ones that would throw paint on women Yeah, cuz it was like you see a fur coat It's like take that old white lady then like a big black woman walk by in a fur coat and they're like hi Have a nice day looking sharp. 0.98

00:13:26.000 Wow.

00:13:27.000 Nice coat.

00:13:27.000 Nice.

00:13:28.000 What is that?

00:13:29.000 Is that mink? 0.99

00:13:30.000 Is that baby seal?

00:13:31.000 Oh, I love it.

00:13:32.000 Yeah, great.

00:13:33.000 Have a good one Yeah, that's that's right Mm-hmm.

00:13:37.000 Oh, were you gonna throw paint on my coat, little white girl? 1.00

00:13:39.000 Yeah, were you gonna throw paint?

00:13:40.000 Come on.

00:13:41.000 Throw a little paint on me.

00:13:42.000 I dare you.

00:13:43.000 I don't want to.

00:13:44.000 Throw a little paint on me.

00:13:45.000 Go ahead.

00:13:46.000 Come on.

00:13:47.000 Let it happen.

00:13:50.000 This jacket was very expensive.

00:13:53.000 I didn't buy it.

00:13:54.000 It happened.

00:13:55.000 It was a gift.

00:13:55.000 So it's time for This Week in Protest Feels.

00:14:09.000 I already like where this is going because of the animal names.

00:14:11.000 Ah, it's the NBA.

00:14:12.000 Love it.

00:14:13.000 It was temporarily interrupted, and this is not, you know, the woman usually would be the star of the show because we want to mock her mercilessly, but the security guard deserves some attention here, and we'll go back to him.

00:14:23.000 But first, this was a woman dressed as a referee. 1.00

00:14:26.000 It's not illegal, like, impersonating a police officer.

00:14:28.000 I found out.

00:14:28.000 I looked into it.

00:14:30.000 Ran onto the court.

00:14:32.000 Here you go, watch what happens.

00:14:33.000 It's over there, in the stands.

00:14:37.000 Oh, so fast!

00:14:38.000 She just wanted to meet her dad.

00:14:41.000 She just wanted to meet her dad.

00:14:49.000 Yes.

00:14:50.000 Here's the thing.

00:14:53.000 That uh, good luck.

00:14:56.000 Was she running out there with a 23 in me?

00:14:58.000 A paternity test?

00:14:59.000 Here, here.

00:15:00.000 Is there passing the law?

00:15:01.000 Take one.

00:15:02.000 I know it's one of ya's.

00:15:05.000 And she doesn't.

00:15:07.000 It's a one in, I don't know, 28 chance.

00:15:10.000 I don't know how many people they have on both teams.

00:15:11.000 I don't know how to add it up.

00:15:14.000 Here's the thing.

00:15:14.000 We're going to get to her plan in a second, which was thwarted.

00:15:16.000 So that man is a hero.

00:15:17.000 But we want to show you, the reason it happened so quickly is this is the security guard doing his job.

00:15:22.000 Watch.

00:15:22.000 She.

00:15:23.000 I think it's a she. 1.00

00:15:24.000 Is it a she? 1.00

00:15:24.000 I think it's a she. 1.00

00:15:25.000 No.

00:15:26.000 I looked at the video.

00:15:26.000 Is a security guard a she?

00:15:27.000 Do we know?

00:15:28.000 I am 92% sure.

00:15:29.000 I think it's someone with a skullet, Gerald.

00:15:32.000 I don't know.

00:15:32.000 Can someone, you guys, comment below, let us know.

00:15:35.000 Comment below if it's a she. 1.00

00:15:36.000 I think Gerald's an idiot. 1.00

00:15:37.000 It could be a man who looks like a woman. 1.00

00:15:39.000 It didn't look like a woman at all to me.

00:15:41.000 Well, it could be a female security guard. 1.00

00:15:42.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:15:43.000 Yeah, that's what I mean.

00:15:44.000 Which could be a... Yeah, you repeat yourself.

00:15:46.000 Yeah.

00:15:46.000 So... That's the whole point of what I said.

00:15:48.000 Watch the flip-flop.

00:15:50.000 Watch the laser beam-like beat that this security Z has on the protester.

00:15:56.000 Look, here we go.

00:15:57.000 We have it slowed down.

00:15:57.000 Okay, here you go.

00:15:59.000 You see in the stands, right there, there is... Is it a woman? 1.00

00:16:03.000 The security, look, before she even gets up, Is it a woman? 1.00

00:16:06.000 It is a woman! 0.67

00:16:08.000 It is a woman.

00:16:08.000 I apologize.

00:16:09.000 Look at this.

00:16:10.000 Look at her go. 0.99

00:16:10.000 Boom! 0.99

00:16:11.000 Boom! 0.99

00:16:11.000 Takes her out. 0.99

00:16:13.000 Is it an African American woman? 1.00

00:16:14.000 It is.

00:16:15.000 It is.

00:16:15.000 And she is... Good for her.

00:16:17.000 That's for putting paint on my mink, bitch! 1.00

00:16:20.000 I love cow! 1.00

00:16:23.000 Yeah, I'm surprised she didn't punch her. 0.79

00:16:24.000 I know, right?

00:16:24.000 Well, she's totally allowed to, too.

00:16:26.000 Well, look, the WNBA players have to work part-time jobs. 1.00

00:16:36.000 By the way, if anybody is planning on doing this again, I would not advise it, but if the person next to you goes from this to...

00:16:43.000 This?

00:16:43.000 Yeah.

00:16:44.000 That's a dead giveaway.

00:16:45.000 The person next to her did that, like, ready to record what she was doing.

00:16:47.000 Yeah.

00:16:48.000 And, like, quickly went up like this, and then the security guard and the person came out and was like, come on.

00:16:51.000 Yeah, ready to record it.

00:16:52.000 Gave it away. 1.00

00:16:53.000 Ready to record the ass kicking. 0.99

00:16:54.000 You gotta be, like, slowly. 1.00

00:16:55.000 Security guard should have hit a double leg, though.

00:16:57.000 Looks like she may have had, like, a Greco-Roman background, because went for an upper body clinch. 1.00

00:17:00.000 No leg attacks.

00:17:00.000 I appreciate it.

00:17:01.000 But still, there could be accidental head-to-head contact, and you get accused of a headbutt like Johnny Depp Amber Heard.

00:17:06.000 You don't need that. 0.99

00:17:08.000 Just shoot a blast double, security guards. 0.99

00:17:10.000 That's what we need to see. 0.99

00:17:11.000 And by the way, if you want to see, there was almost no, there was almost no gap between, like they were running together.

00:17:18.000 It was like a lion chasing down a gazelle.

00:17:20.000 This is very similar to, hats off to Pops Crowder, what happened at UNT.

00:17:25.000 Did the same thing, just carried the protesters' momentum and continued tossing them.

00:17:29.000 Do we have that clip?

00:17:32.000 Did I see that again?

00:17:35.000 Because I didn't see it happen when it happened right next to me.

00:17:38.000 Here's your momentum.

00:17:40.000 Did I see that again?

00:17:41.000 Because I didn't see it happen when it happened right next to me.

00:17:43.000 Look at that.

00:17:44.000 That's great.

00:17:45.000 90!

00:17:46.000 That's hilarious.

00:17:48.000 It's like your kid's first bike ride.

00:17:50.000 You're gonna get bruised, it's fine.

00:17:56.000 So it turns out, and there's stuff that people will never see actually aired live, there have been a few people who've kind of tussled with Paul Crowder, and then after feeling a little bit of jostling, they're like, couldn't you at least say you're sorry?

00:18:07.000 And they just leave.

00:18:08.000 No, of course not.

00:18:09.000 They know.

00:18:09.000 They felt something.

00:18:10.000 It's like bagels.

00:18:10.000 Your kid's a big dude.

00:18:11.000 I wouldn't mess with him.

00:18:12.000 He felt something he didn't want.

00:18:13.000 So it turned out that this lady, the white lady who was tackled, was an animal rights activist named Sarah Zimmel.

00:18:19.000 Now here's the thing.

00:18:20.000 Sasha.

00:18:21.000 Sasha?

00:18:22.000 Sasha Zimmel.

00:18:22.000 I thought it was Sarah.

00:18:23.000 I don't care.

00:18:24.000 Let's call her Sarah because I don't want to give her credit. 0.99

00:18:26.000 You don't want copycats, Gerald.

00:18:27.000 That's true.

00:18:29.000 Did I just dox her?

00:18:31.000 Yes.

00:18:31.000 No, you just encouraged copycats.

00:18:33.000 You made her famous.

00:18:34.000 That's the only thing she gets out of this is what you just did.

00:18:37.000 You feel good about what you just did?

00:18:40.000 Now she's in jail, who's at home feeding her 37 cats? 1.00

00:18:44.000 Well, maybe one of her 19 possible dads.

00:18:47.000 That's true.

00:18:47.000 So sad.

00:18:50.000 But here's the thing.

00:18:51.000 She had a very in-depth plan.

00:18:52.000 This just shows how delusional leftists are.

00:18:54.000 So let me take you through the step-by-step plan of this protester.

00:18:57.000 Step one, okay?

00:18:59.000 I believe we have some of the, uh, uh, yeah.

00:19:01.000 Step one was, uh, her plan was to run onto the court.

00:19:03.000 He wears a gun holster, bro.

00:19:07.000 Okay, it's the new sound guy.

00:19:08.000 It's okay.

00:19:08.000 Give him a break.

00:19:09.000 That was not the right one.

00:19:10.000 That's fine.

00:19:11.000 Step 2.

00:19:12.000 The guy you just played is doing real well right now.

00:19:15.000 Step 2 was to whistle to stop the play.

00:19:18.000 Okay.

00:19:19.000 Step 3 was to pretend to issue a technical foul.

00:19:21.000 It's like an Ocean's 11 plan.

00:19:23.000 Ocean's 8, sorry.

00:19:24.000 Oh, there we go.

00:19:27.000 Step four, then eject the Timberwolves owner, Glenn Taylor, who is seated courtside, all of which was thwarted by a simple tackle.

00:19:35.000 But I love that this woman thought she had five steps in her. 0.99

00:19:38.000 Yeah.

00:19:39.000 She's like, alright, look, this is the plan.

00:19:41.000 How many times when we have gone and done protests or things like that, when we've showed up, you've heard me say, guys, we're only going to have a couple of seconds at this, so everyone have your cameras, we're going to have to stick and move, get going.

00:19:50.000 She's sitting there like, look, trust me, I'm going to A, run onto the court, then whistle, stop the play, which people will respect because I'm clearly the referee, look at the outfit.

00:20:00.000 Then I will pretend to issue a technical foul, which everyone will respect, including the announcers, who will not.

00:20:05.000 Because you're obviously an official.

00:20:06.000 Yes.

00:20:07.000 And then I will eject the Timberwolves owner, Glenn Taylor, and of course the owner of the team.

00:20:14.000 I guess I have to leave.

00:20:15.000 Nobody would follow that plan.

00:20:18.000 Yeah.

00:20:18.000 Nobody would understand what she's doing.

00:20:20.000 It's like a streaker running out and we're like, so we all get naked, right?

00:20:23.000 Yeah, well that makes sense.

00:20:25.000 It'd be like, what was his name, Fan Man, during the Holifield-Tyson fight.

00:20:31.000 I believe that's what it was.

00:20:32.000 Was it Holifield-Tyson?

00:20:34.000 I don't know.

00:20:34.000 Or Lennox Lewis something?

00:20:36.000 Fan Man came in.

00:20:37.000 Only if he came in and he was like, alright, go back to your corners.

00:20:39.000 I'm like, well, there's nothing we can do.

00:20:41.000 It's clearly the referee.

00:20:42.000 What did you think would happen? 1.00

00:20:43.000 This idiot couldn't get people to start the wave, let alone this. 1.00

00:20:49.000 Speaking of protest failures, this is a common theme. 1.00

00:20:52.000 A man known as Win Bruce celebrated Earth Day by setting himself on fire on the steps of the Supreme Court.

00:20:59.000 Here we go.

00:20:59.000 This part is slowed down because it was very short.

00:21:04.000 Oh my goodness.

00:21:06.000 See, I just thought it was Ghost Rider.

00:21:09.000 Wow.

00:21:10.000 I'd feel bad if that wasn't self-induced.

00:21:21.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:21:22.000 Like, those screams would be horrifying if it weren't just a moron who lit himself on fire. 1.00

00:21:28.000 I wonder what he thought fire would feel like. 1.00

00:21:30.000 Yeah.

00:21:31.000 He's like, you know, this hurts.

00:21:33.000 Didn't they say not to burn stuff?

00:21:35.000 Ow! 1.00

00:21:36.000 Ow! 1.00

00:21:37.000 I watched that Tiananmen Square thing and it seemed a little... I don't know if you see how useless the Capitol Police are. 0.91

00:21:41.000 What was he aiming? 0.89

00:21:42.000 A park?

00:21:42.000 Was that a fire extinguisher?

00:21:43.000 I don't think it was a fire extinguisher.

00:21:44.000 I think that was a parking cone.

00:21:45.000 He was just aiming a parking cone?

00:21:47.000 Was he trying to blow on him?

00:21:48.000 It's not working!

00:21:52.000 Yeah, that's just a normal parking cone.

00:21:54.000 What is he doing?

00:21:55.000 There's got to be something coming out of it, though.

00:21:56.000 I thought I saw water.

00:21:58.000 No?

00:21:58.000 Hey, you know what I think will stop global warming?

00:22:00.000 Lighting my face on fire.

00:22:02.000 Well, here's the thing.

00:22:03.000 Interesting that you should bring that up, Dave, because burning one human body, if you guys are trying to save the planet, of course, Earth Day, one human body being burnt creates up to 600 pounds of CO2.

00:22:15.000 I'm looking at you, Hitler! 0.94

00:22:18.000 The real culprit of global warming.

00:22:20.000 Captain Pollution.

00:22:21.000 Yeah, seriously.

00:22:22.000 I tell you what.

00:22:24.000 That's the worst.

00:22:26.000 His lack of respect.

00:22:27.000 Hitler, this was a world that we all had to live in. 0.87

00:22:30.000 This has been...

00:22:31.000 Protest Fails.

00:22:32.000 It was mostly the Holocaust though. 0.69

00:22:40.000 The killing of the people was the worst thing.

00:22:43.000 It was a component.

00:22:44.000 Two things can be true.

00:22:45.000 The lack of respect for the environment.

00:22:48.000 Two things can be true.

00:22:49.000 What hurts the second most is a lack of respect.

00:22:52.000 I don't know what the official announcement is because this is happening as we are live, but I can say this.

00:22:58.000 Musk's concerns about Twitter may soon be alleviated because they apparently, this morning, and this came from Bloomberg and New York Times, have agreed on a deal to settle with Musk.

00:23:10.000 It's a good day!

00:23:11.000 Yeah baby! 1.00

00:23:12.000 Woo! 0.99

00:23:13.000 You can't do anything that works?

00:23:14.000 That was great.

00:23:15.000 Okay, alright.

00:23:16.000 Woo! 0.99

00:23:17.000 That was great.

00:23:18.000 That was great.

00:23:19.000 Ha ha ha ha ha!

00:23:20.000 Woo! 0.99

00:23:21.000 Woo! 0.99

00:23:22.000 That was great.

00:23:23.000 Okay, alright.

00:23:24.000 Woo! 0.99

00:23:28.000 It went in my water.

00:23:29.000 You literally hit the hose.

00:23:32.000 I think you're doing it wrong.

00:23:33.000 Not one of these works.

00:23:34.000 I think you might be doing it wrong.

00:23:37.000 I don't even know what this is.

00:23:40.000 Oh! 0.60

00:23:40.000 Hold on a second. 0.60

00:23:40.000 Give me one. 0.60

00:23:41.000 Give me a beat.

00:23:43.000 Give me a beat.

00:23:43.000 Give me the beat.

00:23:43.000 Give it a beat, give it a beat.

00:23:45.000 Yeah!

00:23:46.000 Woo! 0.99

00:23:47.000 All right.

00:23:48.000 Ready?

00:23:49.000 Yeah!

00:23:50.000 Woo! 0.99

00:23:52.000 You did try to blow into a popper, so.

00:23:55.000 I did too though.

00:23:57.000 I didn't know what it was.

00:23:59.000 You know, these were probably made in China.

00:24:00.000 Yeah, well, do you smell that?

00:24:01.000 Yeah.

00:24:02.000 They were.

00:24:02.000 Made in China.

00:24:03.000 That's a serious gunpowder odor.

00:24:04.000 It really is, yeah.

00:24:05.000 They don't play around over there.

00:24:07.000 Just wanted to celebrate.

00:24:09.000 Made in China for American promotional events.

00:24:12.000 That's a scary label.

00:24:15.000 Preferably with large masses of people.

00:24:17.000 Also, you'd die after reading this.

00:24:19.000 Oh, good.

00:24:20.000 Just filled with COVID.

00:24:21.000 Okay, so let me read this to you right now and you let me know if there are any updates that I've missed.

00:24:28.000 I was just going to give you one update.

00:24:29.000 It was a guy.

00:24:31.000 Pierre.

00:24:31.000 What?

00:24:32.000 What?

00:24:32.000 The security guard?

00:24:34.000 How could anybody know? 1.00

00:24:35.000 I told you Gerald was an idiot! 1.00

00:24:36.000 Admonish him! 1.00

00:24:37.000 Admonish Gerald!

00:24:38.000 Admonish Gerald!

00:24:40.000 Admonish him right now!

00:24:41.000 No admonishment!

00:24:44.000 None!

00:24:45.000 Nine! 0.98

00:24:45.000 Those are the rules. 0.98

00:24:46.000 We don't make them, we just call them.

00:24:47.000 You misgendered a hero.

00:24:49.000 No, I didn't.

00:24:50.000 It was very vague.

00:24:51.000 No, he tackled a... It had ponytail.

00:24:54.000 He tackled a bitch. 1.00

00:24:56.000 But he also looked like one. 1.00

00:24:58.000 Does he look like a bitch? 1.00

00:25:01.000 Does the security guard look like a bitch? 1.00

00:25:05.000 I'm not a biologist. 1.00

00:25:07.000 I really am not.

00:25:09.000 I couldn't say. 1.00

00:25:11.000 I mean, he looks strong, like a strong bitch. 1.00

00:25:14.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:14.000 I blame... Here's the thing. 1.00

00:25:16.000 I understand Gerald's misconception there. 0.82

00:25:19.000 I blame every girl who comes back from those cruises with those crappy little beads in their hair. 1.00

00:25:25.000 They've ruined it for the rest of us. 0.55

00:25:26.000 Okay, fine.

00:25:27.000 And I only did it once.

00:25:28.000 I was in Cancun.

00:25:29.000 Well, you know.

00:25:30.000 Went in Drug Lord City.

00:25:33.000 Yes.

00:25:33.000 They were like, look, you have to do this and give us $80.

00:25:38.000 So Musk's, he of course made a deal for Twitter and apparently this deal is happening, this is coming from New York Times, Twitter is nearing a deal to sell itself to Elon Musk with two people Who have knowledge of the situation, they said an agreement could be announced as soon as Monday.

00:25:55.000 Yeah, that would be today.

00:25:57.000 And it also, by the way, should be noted, you had some notes on this here, Gerald.

00:26:02.000 Well, it was really interesting, right?

00:26:03.000 So he put together $46.5 billion.

00:26:05.000 $46.5 billion for the purchase.

00:26:06.000 He announced how the funding was actually going to break out, who was involved, and it was like every blue chip bank was supporting him except the two that were So he literally went to every other bank and said, hey, you guys are cool.

00:26:18.000 You guys over there?

00:26:19.000 No, the guy's still advising Twitter.

00:26:21.000 It's like buying stuff and then flipping the bird.

00:26:23.000 Well, you've heard of screw you money. 0.96

00:26:24.000 This is his money literally saying screw you. 0.97

00:26:28.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:26:29.000 So awesome.

00:26:30.000 It's the best way I've ever seen somebody play with money.

00:26:33.000 Yeah, who would have thought of that?

00:26:34.000 He's like, you know, let's get every bank except the ones that are already at Twitter.

00:26:37.000 He's like, you don't even need to do that.

00:26:38.000 I know.

00:26:39.000 By the way, don't you love that CNN's not talking about it at all?

00:26:41.000 Oh, no, no, no.

00:26:42.000 Right now, Brian Stelter is just sweating bullets.

00:26:45.000 Oh, yes.

00:26:46.000 He is sweating.

00:26:47.000 He's like, oh my god!

00:26:48.000 I'm going to lose everything!

00:26:49.000 Just like when CNN said we want to focus more on news with the new president.

00:26:52.000 He's like, I'm going to be fired!

00:26:53.000 First CNN Plus and now this!

00:26:56.000 Wait, they're not going to throttle conservatives?

00:26:58.000 I'm going to lose everything!

00:27:03.000 Pete on an even playing field?

00:27:06.000 Oh, bother!

00:27:07.000 CNN lasted three weeks.

00:27:11.000 Bruce Jenner could hold a baby inside of her longer than that.

00:27:16.000 Bruce Jenner could, like, pinch a baby between her legs like a Thighmaster for longer than that.

00:27:21.000 Just saying. 0.52

00:27:22.000 Three weeks, they were like, that's not even giving it a chance.

00:27:25.000 They're like, there's no way this is going to work at all.

00:27:27.000 There's no way this is going to work at all.

00:27:28.000 The projections just say, loss, loss, please.

00:27:30.000 Literally.

00:27:31.000 Let's pretend it never happened.

00:27:32.000 Yeah.

00:27:32.000 As soon as the Discovery people came in that were leading this, they were like, hey, can you send us the file?

00:27:37.000 Gosh.

00:27:37.000 We entered into our QuickBooks software and it just started popping up.

00:27:41.000 It laughed at us.

00:27:41.000 Really?

00:27:42.000 Really?

00:27:43.000 And then said, ah, ah, ah, you forgot to say the magic word.

00:27:45.000 I was like, why did Dennis Nedry program our computers?

00:27:49.000 So, I don't know, can someone give me an update as to where Twitter shares are right now?

00:27:52.000 They jumped 5% on the news at the time we started this show.

00:27:58.000 Showing, again, that the market clearly is happy about the prospect of a Musk takeover.

00:28:03.000 And by the way, it's not like it would jump because anyone over there on Wall Street would have any insider information.

00:28:09.000 Illegal, you know!

00:28:10.000 It's up $1.55 today, but it's still $3-ish, $3.50 below his bid.

00:28:16.000 So there's still skepticism out there that it's actually going to happen to some degree, but I'm pretty sure we're celebrating for the right reasons.

00:28:23.000 Yes.

00:28:24.000 Some degree of skepticism.

00:28:26.000 You just gave me some doubt.

00:28:27.000 No, don't give me doubt.

00:28:28.000 Let me have this.

00:28:29.000 Don't doubt.

00:28:30.000 So here's the thing.

00:28:31.000 Gerald, he was in a great mood.

00:28:32.000 Yeah.

00:28:33.000 He added a Snickers bar to his bid, so they took it.

00:28:35.000 Yeah.

00:28:36.000 All right.

00:28:37.000 That's fair.

00:28:38.000 He gets cranky when he's hungry.

00:28:39.000 So if the deal is finalized, you can expect more gems like this from Elon Musk.

00:28:44.000 On Friday, he dropped a tweet comparing Gates to the new pregnant man emoji.

00:28:50.000 And it just said, in case you need to lose a boner fast, And then obviously expected action from the Twitter censors.

00:28:59.000 And by the way, this is what happened after they were sort of going back and forth because leaked text messages showed that Bill Gates tried to short Tesla stock.

00:28:59.000 Yeah.

00:29:09.000 Well, yeah, he's holding a short position still.

00:29:12.000 Right.

00:29:13.000 On Tesla stock.

00:29:14.000 For people who don't know, explain to people who don't understand.

00:29:16.000 Well, basically you're betting that the stock is going to go down and the more people that hold shorts on stuff like that, the worse it can get for you because it can just be a spiral.

00:29:22.000 A big part of me feels like that should be illegal.

00:29:24.000 It is.

00:29:25.000 Well, that's what happened to AMC.

00:29:26.000 That's what the whole thing was about AMC, is that there were tons of people with shorts on.

00:29:30.000 And GameStop.

00:29:31.000 Yeah, GameStop was actually the lead, sorry.

00:29:33.000 So GameStop, and then AMC as well, was kind of the next thing.

00:29:36.000 So that's what they did.

00:29:36.000 They just bought it and, you know, cost people billions of dollars.

00:29:39.000 Yeah, a lot of people don't realize this, but equities have created more millionaires than anything throughout human history.

00:29:43.000 They've created more, really, sort of members of the upper middle class than anything that's ever existed.

00:29:48.000 But if you look at the way the stock market has been framed in and you look at the way

00:29:53.000 that big banks obviously play a role in manipulating the never-ending bailouts that take place,

00:29:57.000 it isn't the same as capitalism.

00:29:59.000 And that also is something I understand the reason for it, but also it's gotten out of

00:30:03.000 hand where people – it's a really tough pill to swallow that giant powerful banks

00:30:10.000 can bet on a company failing.

00:30:12.000 And if enough of them bet on it failing, it can ultimately perhaps lead to it failing.

00:30:16.000 Well if enough people do it, like if Carl Icahn comes out and takes a short position on your company, everybody's following him.

00:30:22.000 People that understand his ability in this arena go, oh, he knows something.

00:30:26.000 We're going to do it too.

00:30:27.000 We're going to sell the stock.

00:30:28.000 We're going to get out.

00:30:31.000 Up a dollar.

00:30:31.000 Okay, that's up from the Excite.

00:30:34.000 I think I bought it $48 earlier.

00:30:35.000 Yeah, right before the show.

00:30:37.000 I was like, hey, there's like five or six bucks a share just sitting there for anybody to take that.

00:30:40.000 Yeah, don't financially take any advice from me.

00:30:43.000 Yeah, don't take any advice.

00:30:43.000 Of course not.

00:30:44.000 This is not Jim Cramer.

00:30:45.000 He's gonna show up tomorrow with a rubber mallet.

00:30:47.000 Sell!

00:30:49.000 Yeah.

00:30:51.000 Who is that for?

00:30:53.000 Who is Jim Cramer for?

00:30:54.000 You know that no one on Wall Street is actually watching him, and people at home are not watching him like, oh, I'm gonna take his advice. 1.00

00:31:02.000 He's an asshole of the highest order. 0.99

00:31:04.000 He doesn't really give the best advice either, that's what I like about him. 1.00

00:31:07.000 I think he said to sell Twitter at 30, I don't know.

00:31:10.000 Yeah.

00:31:11.000 He's like, I've made a mistake.

00:31:13.000 Tell your family goodbye.

00:31:14.000 Yes.

00:31:15.000 Could have doubled your money had you not listened to me.

00:31:19.000 Look, you want financial advice?

00:31:21.000 It's very simple.

00:31:22.000 I do work not as a sponsor of the show.

00:31:24.000 I work with a guy.

00:31:25.000 It's Mattson Money.

00:31:27.000 It's very simple.

00:31:28.000 You invest in a diversified portfolio.

00:31:30.000 You yield 10%.

00:31:31.000 You double your money about every 10 years.

00:31:33.000 The stock market wins out long term.

00:31:34.000 You just have to be patient.

00:31:35.000 Betting on stocks, you know, there's the random walk theory.

00:31:37.000 A monkey with a dartboard does just as well as these experts, these financial advisors, these hedge funds.

00:31:44.000 It is a house of cards, and anyone who comes in and tells you they have a tip is lying.

00:31:50.000 The market wins out over time, you just have to be disciplined.

00:31:52.000 That's why sometimes people say, could you offer me some financial advice?

00:31:55.000 No!

00:31:55.000 I'm not going to do it, and I'm not going to talk about the crypto thing, because, you know, if you want to make it a part of your portfolio, fine.

00:32:00.000 If you want to bet it all on one specific crypto, be prepared to lose your shirt.

00:32:04.000 You have no idea what's going to happen.

00:32:05.000 Now, if you want the best advice, just watch Wolf of Wall Street and the Matthew McConaughey speech.

00:32:11.000 Jordan Belfort, I found out, reached out to me.

00:32:13.000 I guess he has a podcast.

00:32:14.000 Have you met Jordan?

00:32:15.000 No.

00:32:15.000 He's cool.

00:32:15.000 I've met Jordan.

00:32:16.000 I've heard that.

00:32:17.000 You should talk to him.

00:32:17.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:32:18.000 I should talk to him.

00:32:20.000 I mean, yeah, what he did was obviously a crime.

00:32:22.000 That's why I went to jail.

00:32:24.000 When you actually hear him, he knew what he was doing.

00:32:26.000 Yeah, he's done his time.

00:32:27.000 I mean, yeah, he played it and now he's a fascinating sport.

00:32:31.000 Well, Mr. Belfort, just know I only just found out this last week how to check, like, Instagram messages.

00:32:35.000 I didn't know there were messages on Instagram.

00:32:37.000 I had no idea.

00:32:37.000 So I have a lot to go through.

00:32:39.000 Yeah, I think you'd like him.

00:32:41.000 He's an interesting guy.

00:32:43.000 By the way, speaking of companies that I do like, don't, I don't think you can, I don't think they're an IPO, so whatever, it doesn't really matter.

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00:33:01.000 We're gonna send some more, yeah.

00:33:02.000 Cause I eat these so often that it's the sponsor where I'm like, I need them to send me more.

00:33:07.000 I have them at night.

00:33:07.000 I put them in the freezer.

00:33:08.000 They're delicious.

00:33:09.000 No one needs protein bars.

00:33:10.000 I've told you about this before.

00:33:10.000 Like, you know, you can get your, but if you want something that sort of satisfies your sweet tooth, the craving, uh, without all the crap pill, but it's just, it's super tasty.

00:33:18.000 That's why portable and easy, right?

00:33:20.000 So that's not why I eat them like a dessert.

00:33:22.000 They're portable and easy, but I mean, for other people, I ate him in the parking lot when I don't go into the gym.

00:33:22.000 Sure.

00:33:29.000 I got my protein.

00:33:30.000 Yeah, yeah.

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00:33:39.000 Yeah, those are good.

00:33:39.000 Okay.

00:33:40.000 Here is something else that I wanted to talk about.

00:33:42.000 Okay.

00:33:42.000 So, Elon Musk.

00:33:43.000 And we'll keep you abreast as this unfolds.

00:33:45.000 In a press release, though, now, this was April 23rd.

00:33:49.000 2000... well, obviously 2022.

00:33:50.000 So, April 23rd was... Saturday?

00:33:51.000 Yep.

00:33:51.000 Two days ago.

00:33:56.000 The Council of the European Union announced a provisional agreement for the Digital Services Act and, quote, the DSA follows the principle that what is illegal offline must also be illegal online.

00:34:10.000 Now... That sounds good enough, right?

00:34:11.000 No, it doesn't.

00:34:12.000 No?

00:34:12.000 So here's the problem.

00:34:14.000 Right away, the red flag should go up when you hear, now, Council of Europe... That's enough.

00:34:22.000 That's it.

00:34:23.000 You're just like, isn't there a Council of Europe?

00:34:25.000 No!

00:34:26.000 Europe what?

00:34:26.000 European Union?

00:34:27.000 I say the words Europe in the context of control of the internet.

00:34:27.000 It doesn't matter.

00:34:32.000 And Council.

00:34:32.000 Bad!

00:34:33.000 Yes.

00:34:34.000 I've already given you all you need to know, but of course all the resources are available at lateralcutter.com.

00:34:40.000 So, what is required here?

00:34:42.000 And this is important.

00:34:43.000 You know, we've done Change My Minds about hate speech.

00:34:45.000 We haven't done one in a long time.

00:34:46.000 But it's something that sounds good to people who aren't paying attention.

00:34:50.000 If you are paying attention, you will understand that this is yet another power grab.

00:34:54.000 And it's a power grab after they've already achieved sort of an unrecognized power grab.

00:34:58.000 And just recently I was, again, subject to this by German law.

00:35:02.000 This happens all the time.

00:35:04.000 So what does this mean, though?

00:35:05.000 It means that search engines and platforms with over 45 million active monthly users, they'll have to monitor for, and I'll read you what's in this bill that sounds good, and then get to, oh wait, red flag.

00:35:18.000 Dissemination of illegal content.

00:35:20.000 People here are like, well I like selling drugs, or okay, or hit men, got it, great.

00:35:24.000 Adverse effects on fundamental rights.

00:35:26.000 Getting a little more broad.

00:35:27.000 That's vague.

00:35:28.000 Especially when you're talking about Europe, because they don't really understand what fundamental rights are, and alienable is determined by God, they don't really recognize that when you look at sort of the basis of common laws that exist there.

00:35:38.000 Manipulations of democratic processes.

00:35:41.000 We know what that is, questioning elections, for example, freest and fairest ever.

00:35:45.000 And then this is also included, Adverse effects on gender-based violence and minors.

00:35:54.000 Well!

00:35:56.000 Whoa, is that broad!

00:35:57.000 Wait.

00:35:58.000 Adverse effects on... It's not violence against people based on gender or violence against minors.

00:36:07.000 It's adverse effects on gender-based violence and minors.

00:36:11.000 That can mean what?

00:36:12.000 And that's what this bill is about.

00:36:13.000 That's what this proposal is about.

00:36:15.000 It's about speech regarding those issues, not about actions.

00:36:21.000 Well, take out gender-based violence and, and it would make sense?

00:36:27.000 Right.

00:36:29.000 It should just say violence against gender or minors. 0.78

00:36:32.000 It should say violence against minors. 1.00

00:36:34.000 There you go.

00:36:34.000 Yes.

00:36:35.000 That's a given.

00:36:36.000 We could all be on board with it.

00:36:36.000 That would make sense.

00:36:37.000 But gender-based violence seems... Well, adverse effects on gender-based violence.

00:36:43.000 So I thought that the gender-based violence was the adverse effect.

00:36:46.000 How do you have an adverse effect on the violence?

00:36:49.000 That's my point.

00:36:50.000 So we don't want to upset the violence?

00:36:52.000 Right.

00:36:53.000 Numbers are high, keep the numbers high.

00:36:55.000 So we would like to have positive effects on gender-based violence and minors.

00:37:01.000 Positive effects will be given the right of way.

00:37:04.000 Adverse effects on gender-based violence, we're going to keep an eye on.

00:37:08.000 We know you guys.

00:37:09.000 We need you to make sure you're nice to kids and nice to people that hurt women because they're women.

00:37:15.000 Yes, yes.

00:37:16.000 Well, the shiny wrapper for this is minors.

00:37:18.000 Who wrote this?

00:37:19.000 It's also fraudulent products, right?

00:37:21.000 So they're saying, these are the things we're really trying to protect.

00:37:24.000 Don't pay attention to the rest of it.

00:37:25.000 It already exists, and that's the problem.

00:37:27.000 So let's look at the laws. 1.00

00:37:28.000 That's a stupid sentence. 1.00

00:37:29.000 It's a stupid sentence, but not only that, let's look at the laws in Europe and hate speech. 1.00

00:37:34.000 This is something I've talked with people about so many times. 1.00

00:37:38.000 And I know that we have a lot of viewers, obviously, in Canada, in Europe, in Australia.

00:37:43.000 You don't have freedom of speech.

00:37:45.000 It's why I will likely never do a live show in Europe or Australia.

00:37:45.000 It doesn't exist.

00:37:51.000 Maybe Canada, I have no idea, because I could be hauled out in cuffs.

00:37:54.000 They can arrest people for speech.

00:37:57.000 Only in the United States is it protected, and that's why, again, you have to look at what would the Democrats push for?

00:38:02.000 What would they have?

00:38:03.000 People always, oh, it's not left, right, it's not Democrats, it's not Republicans.

00:38:06.000 It is when the entire platform of the DNC, when the entire platform believes, for example, abortion up until and including birth period.

00:38:12.000 That's the platform.

00:38:14.000 You may not like a lot of Republicans.

00:38:16.000 Guilty.

00:38:17.000 Not a huge fan.

00:38:17.000 However, I am precluded from supporting The platform of Democrats on anything because of what the platform represents.

00:38:25.000 And if the platform had their way, unfettered, you would have Europe. 0.91

00:38:29.000 The platform of the Democrats today does not believe in freedom of speech.

00:38:33.000 It does not believe in the First Amendment, just as it doesn't believe in the Second Amendment.

00:38:36.000 The United States is the only place that actually has true freedom of speech enshrined into law.

00:38:44.000 Let's look at Europe and their sort of broad hate speech laws, which by the way is illegal, across like Denmark for example.

00:38:52.000 It criminalizes expressing and spreading racial hatred.

00:38:55.000 Well, we've all seen how that can get that can get away from you.

00:38:58.000 Well, you just committed racial hatred by labeling that black guy a woman accidentally.

00:39:02.000 Yeah, it looked like a woman. 0.99

00:39:04.000 That's the braids. 1.00

00:39:05.000 I would be all the way.

00:39:05.000 That's true.

00:39:06.000 Yeah.

00:39:07.000 Yeah, well.

00:39:09.000 In France, the press law of 1881, incitement to racial discrimination, hatred, or violence, these were illegal.

00:39:15.000 In the UK, the POA there in 1988, section 18, parenthesis 1, I don't know exactly what this means, resources are all available at subsection1.com, criminalizes threatening, abusive, or insulting words or behavior.

00:39:30.000 See how it gets more and more broad?

00:39:32.000 Insulting!

00:39:33.000 Words.

00:39:34.000 Half our conversations with liberal critics.

00:39:36.000 So here's the thing, people put in threatening, you go, well of course, to commit an actual violent threat, that's a crime.

00:39:41.000 Abusive.

00:39:42.000 People in their mind will go, well abusive, okay, physical abuse, and you see that with the Amber Heard Johnny Depp thing, where it's abusive.

00:39:47.000 He didn't, did he hit you?

00:39:48.000 He was verbally abusive.

00:39:50.000 You hit him, that's actual abuse.

00:39:52.000 Yeah.

00:39:53.000 Or insulting words or behavior.

00:39:56.000 What would insulting behavior, is that what they mean?

00:39:59.000 Insulting behavior is illegal in the UK.

00:40:01.000 Is it a roast?

00:40:03.000 I mean, and is it a joke?

00:40:04.000 I mean, that's the problem.

00:40:05.000 Is then is a joke hate speech?

00:40:07.000 That's the problem.

00:40:09.000 It's all based on interpretation.

00:40:11.000 And this is the issue is speech is, you know, you've heard now silence is violence.

00:40:15.000 What they say in the United States, they've gone one step further ever because speech is considered violence in Europe by the law.

00:40:20.000 Speech is considered violence in Europe if they don't like what you have to say.

00:40:25.000 This has happened across Europe for a very long time.

00:40:28.000 So this just happened this weekend.

00:40:29.000 This is what, the 40th?

00:40:31.000 Example of me being dinged for violating a version of some kind of this law in Germany.

00:40:36.000 We have an overlay.

00:40:37.000 This is where I said that there was a guy.

00:40:38.000 We'll show the clip later.

00:40:39.000 There's a special place.

00:40:40.000 I think Dante created a circle in hell for guys like this.

00:40:43.000 I'll show you the clip.

00:40:43.000 You'll all agree and be guilty of hate speech too.

00:40:45.000 You're no David Hasselhoff in Germany, that's for sure.

00:40:48.000 Now this was under a different act, right?

00:40:51.000 It was the Network Enforcement Act.

00:40:53.000 That already exists!

00:40:56.000 Criminalizes online dissemination of propaganda, preparations against the state, treasonous forgery, public incitement, disturbing the public peace via threats, or then of course inciting hatred against a racial, ethnic, or national group.

00:41:14.000 These are The sitting president, right, they use for preparations against the state.

00:41:17.000 always think it sounds good until you get to that last portion.

00:41:21.000 And guess what?

00:41:23.000 They use that last portion to say, what?

00:41:25.000 Get rid of the sitting president.

00:41:26.000 Let me just give you some examples right here.

00:41:27.000 So the sitting president, right?

00:41:30.000 They use for preparations against the state.

00:41:33.000 That's the rule they use. 0.66

00:41:34.000 Now, you don't live in a free society if you live in a society that has laws.

00:41:38.000 And here's the thing too, by the way, if you are linked, this is the problem with globalism, and this is why you're seeing a resurgence of nationalism that has nothing to do with ethno-nationalism.

00:41:48.000 It means a nation-state that you are proud of your nation, you know, like Palestine wants to be. 0.98

00:41:53.000 So, the issue here is when you have globalism and you link arms with other countries, Other countries that don't recognize the right to freedom of speech, you no longer have freedom of speech.

00:42:04.000 So, preparations against the state.

00:42:06.000 Okay.

00:42:07.000 Donald Trump, gone.

00:42:08.000 Now, internationally, do they apply the laws equally?

00:42:12.000 That's the standard.

00:42:13.000 Not do they have laws.

00:42:15.000 Because Ayatollah... 0.86

00:42:16.000 Al-Khamenei is still there.

00:42:18.000 Hamas is still there. 0.94

00:42:20.000 Well, inciting hatred against a racial, ethnic, or national group?

00:42:23.000 I've got to imagine you could just comb through Hamas for, I don't know, a minute and find something with the Jews. 0.63

00:42:30.000 It's got to be there.

00:42:31.000 Read their charter.

00:42:33.000 Start there.

00:42:35.000 Just for crying out loud?

00:42:36.000 So you get rid of the president, and you keep actual terrorists.

00:42:36.000 Think about it.

00:42:40.000 This is the problem that you run into.

00:42:42.000 It's not, do you have laws?

00:42:43.000 Are they applied equally?

00:42:45.000 And of course we know that there are plenty of people who have been removed.

00:42:47.000 Four points of view.

00:42:48.000 And sure, this happens sometimes on the left, but very, very... when people say it happens on both the left and the right.

00:42:54.000 Okay, let me ask you this.

00:42:56.000 How many prominent liberal figures have been suspended or permanently removed from Twitter?

00:43:00.000 The only one I can think of was I think once it might have been Rashida Tlaib or Ilhan Omar because they went after Jews too hard and then it was a temporary suspension.

00:43:07.000 But something equivalent to Donald Trump.

00:43:10.000 Something equivalent, by the way, not only on users, but like the New York Post, Hunter Biden story.

00:43:16.000 Can you name... Really, comment below.

00:43:18.000 Can you think... I'm actually thinking of this.

00:43:18.000 Comment below.

00:43:20.000 I tried to think of this this morning.

00:43:21.000 None came to mind.

00:43:23.000 Examples of prominent liberals or liberal stories that would have harmed conservatives being treated that same way.

00:43:30.000 The kind of story that would affect an election, for example.

00:43:34.000 Right?

00:43:37.000 What happened to Trump as far as the president's not being able to be on a media source to reach the people has never happened.

00:43:46.000 You know what else has never happened?

00:43:47.000 A president who bypassed the media using social media.

00:43:50.000 Exactly, yeah.

00:43:51.000 They couldn't have that.

00:43:53.000 That's what happened.

00:43:54.000 Yeah.

00:43:55.000 Well, and one other thing I want to mention, this actually doesn't just include,

00:43:58.000 like we think Facebook, we think Twitter, when we think of these accounts,

00:44:00.000 these platforms that'll have to manage this.

00:44:02.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:44:03.000 They go a step further.

00:44:04.000 They go to cloud storage and websites, which means anybody who says anything anywhere,

00:44:10.000 your ability to have a business, your ability to have your files online

00:44:13.000 and not expect that the government will be going through those things.

00:44:15.000 We've gotten notices from platforms recently in the last, I don't know, month, two months,

00:44:19.000 that said, hey, be careful.

00:44:21.000 By the way, if you do this, this is now something, this is a private platform.

00:44:24.000 This isn't open for the public.

00:44:25.000 We were removed from Shopify.

00:44:26.000 Yeah, we were removed from Shopify because we had the audacity to sell a shirt.

00:44:30.000 Yeah.

00:44:31.000 Which didn't say anything bad.

00:44:31.000 I've seen more.

00:44:33.000 No, it had fruit.

00:44:34.000 It was suggestive.

00:44:35.000 It was suggestive.

00:44:37.000 Oh my gosh.

00:44:37.000 Yeah, I mean it certainly wasn't as bad as, you know, the actual pro Che Guevara shirts.

00:44:44.000 The guy was a genocidal maniac who, by the way, also wanted to Read up on Che Guevara.

00:44:50.000 He was like Hitler without the selective charm. 0.99

00:44:53.000 And I'm not saying that Hitler was some silver-tongued devil. 0.94

00:44:57.000 I'm just saying that Che Guevara was even worse. 0.95

00:44:59.000 If Che Guevara had the resources that Hitler did, he would be every bit as bad. 0.96

00:45:04.000 And he was personally a sadist.

00:45:06.000 So, you can find the original Che Guevara shirts on there.

00:45:09.000 It really does come down to a lack of education.

00:45:12.000 These laws can get through when people are not paying attention.

00:45:16.000 A lot of people ask, why don't you ever run for office?

00:45:18.000 I could run, I could win.

00:45:19.000 We know that, depending on where I would run.

00:45:21.000 Wouldn't be able to do this.

00:45:22.000 Wouldn't be able to reach the millions of people that we reach.

00:45:24.000 It all starts with people just becoming aware.

00:45:26.000 I cannot tell you how many people simply originally thought, well yeah, hate speech is bad, until they looked into it just a little bit.

00:45:34.000 Just a little bit.

00:45:34.000 If you're not paying attention, it sounds good.

00:45:37.000 Oh, okay, let's get rid of the violence, gender-based violence. 1.00

00:45:40.000 Then when you understand, just like Che Guevara.

00:45:42.000 Well, Che Guevara, okay, he was a revolutionary, I guess, of the people.

00:45:44.000 Just do a little bit of research.

00:45:46.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:45:46.000 Called blacks insolent and lazy. 0.99

00:45:49.000 Stood before, I believe it was the UN, and said, of course we're going to continue executing without trial. 0.98

00:45:54.000 We've executed without trial and we'll continue to do so and there's nothing that you can do about it. 0.99

00:45:57.000 By the way, Che Guevara was also a p-p-p-p-pussy. 1.00

00:46:02.000 Was found with a fully loaded rifle that had never been fired in Bolivia saying, I'm worth more to you alive than dead! 0.99

00:46:08.000 But those shirts are allowed. 0.82

00:46:09.000 A shirt mocking Che Guevara, who executed gays as well.

00:46:15.000 You'd think they would love us making fun of this guy.

00:46:17.000 It just requires a little education.

00:46:18.000 I've got a silver lining for you.

00:46:20.000 Talked about hate speech and we always say we'll define hate speech.

00:46:22.000 Well, guess what?

00:46:23.000 This actually has trusted flaggers as well.

00:46:27.000 So they are going to have people out there that they trust to go out and flag this harmful content.

00:46:33.000 Hey, by the way, let's put this in context.

00:46:34.000 Remember Jen Psaki was asked about the Joe Rogan thing?

00:46:37.000 Yeah.

00:46:37.000 And a lot of people try and say, oh, this is just, you know, these extreme wings of the party are creating an issue out of this when it's not.

00:46:44.000 Hey, maybe guys in the control room, get that podcast where Jen Psaki was talking about kids' gender. 0.99

00:46:44.000 You know what? 0.99

00:46:49.000 She, only a couple months ago, said, right, well, we're really glad to see what Spotify is doing.

00:46:53.000 We would like to see more authoritative sources and more fact-checkers.

00:46:56.000 So keep in mind, that's the White House press correspondent.

00:47:00.000 Okay?

00:47:01.000 She's out there calling social media to do what Spotify is doing.

00:47:07.000 So when people say it's a private company, is it really a private company, though, when it's, wink, wink, Spotify?

00:47:12.000 Wink, wink.

00:47:12.000 We really hope that you do the bidding that we want you to do.

00:47:14.000 Wink, wink.

00:47:15.000 This is someone who has the ability and has the ear of the President of the United States.

00:47:15.000 Right?

00:47:20.000 Everyone in that administration, by President Kamala Harris and former Vice President Joe Biden of the United States, can affect real change and then only recently started crying on a podcast because, my God, some parents aren't letting their children transition at six or seven years old.

00:47:35.000 It's no longer a fringe issue.

00:47:36.000 The same people who say, your children have the right to transition, are the same people who say, Spotify?

00:47:41.000 Get rid of more Rogan.

00:47:42.000 Hey, everybody else, take a page from Spotify.

00:47:45.000 By the way, these international bills, these are from places that we support as liberals here in the United States because we're globalists.

00:47:50.000 We want to be more like Europe. 0.76

00:47:52.000 I think we're better than Europe.

00:47:53.000 That's why we left.

00:47:54.000 I don't want to be anything like Europe.

00:47:55.000 No.

00:47:56.000 Well, and the government has officially become the mob.

00:47:58.000 Hey, Spotify, sure would be a shame if you lost that pretty company of yours.

00:48:03.000 That's exactly what it is.

00:48:04.000 It's the same shakedown.

00:48:06.000 Yeah, it is.

00:48:07.000 But at what point do you say it's no longer fringe?

00:48:09.000 This is the phase of what happens with the left, is you say, hey, wait a second, hey, wait a second, this is wrong.

00:48:15.000 And they say, this isn't happening.

00:48:17.000 Or you say, well, hold on a second, it seems like you're sexualizing children. 0.52

00:48:20.000 That's not happening.

00:48:21.000 That's a straw man.

00:48:22.000 You're just trying to scare people.

00:48:23.000 And then it goes, well, it's only a very small, select few, no one even cares about NAMBLA.

00:48:29.000 And then they end up saying, well, it's happening.

00:48:32.000 So?

00:48:33.000 How does it affect you?

00:48:34.000 And then it ends up being, if you don't support it, you're a bigot.

00:48:37.000 So we start with, it's not happening, gaslighting, and then, well, it's just a small percentage of people.

00:48:42.000 And then finally we end up with, if you don't support the bill in Florida that prevents sex being taught to kids, kindergarten through 12.

00:48:50.000 And you know what?

00:48:51.000 Let me just answer this because this is something that, by the way, could be banned.

00:48:55.000 In the UK, in Europe, just to be clear under this bill.

00:48:57.000 The kind of don't say, what they referred to as don't say gay bill in Florida, which was don't offer hyper-sexualized curriculum to children K-3.

00:49:06.000 That's the kind of thing, the kind of speech that Governor DeSantis and the majority of Floridians support and believe could be banned under these new international agreements and acts.

00:49:17.000 And these are agreements that the current Democratic Party supports.

00:49:21.000 It is no longer a fringe issue.

00:49:25.000 I just hope that people are aware of this when they always try and say, oh, the trans thing, that affects like 2%.

00:49:29.000 No, no, it doesn't affect 2%.

00:49:31.000 It affects everybody when there's compelled speech.

00:49:35.000 Yeah.

00:49:36.000 And if you think it's not coming, it is coming.

00:49:38.000 Given, do you have an update for us?

00:49:39.000 I found this Nike video.

00:49:41.000 Oh, okay.

00:49:42.000 Okay.

00:49:42.000 Well, I'm just saying, of course it affects you.

00:49:44.000 It affects 100% because if you don't say the right thing, you can lose your job, your livelihood, everything that you've worked for based on the fact that you go, I don't think you should be able to mutilate a child.

00:49:54.000 Sorry, I don't understand why that's such an extreme opinion.

00:49:54.000 Right.

00:49:58.000 Well, this is what happened.

00:49:58.000 Right.

00:49:59.000 We can show you the sequence on our show.

00:50:01.000 You can go back to 2014-2015.

00:50:02.000 We had transgender individuals on the show who said, of course I'm never talking about transitioning children.

00:50:07.000 That's child abuse. 1.00

00:50:08.000 These were transgenders who were on the show. 0.98

00:50:09.000 By the way, we had one argue, what's a lesbian? 1.00

00:50:13.000 There was a lesbian and a transgender arguing about this in the LGBTQ AIP, I think in 2015.

00:50:18.000 Transgender saying this is, of course, this is a fallacy.

00:50:20.000 No one is talking about children. 0.99

00:50:21.000 That's child abuse. 1.00

00:50:22.000 These same people now are saying, how can you not allow your child to transition? 0.81

00:50:26.000 You're a bigot.

00:50:27.000 And this is reflected by the people in the highest offices in the land.

00:50:33.000 Now that we have it, here you go.

00:50:34.000 Here's Jen Psaki getting teary-eyed about the idea of children not making decisions that could affect their sex life forever. 1.00

00:50:40.000 issue and an attempt to win a culture war and they're doing that in a way that

00:50:40.000 Unbelievable.

00:50:46.000 is harsh and cruel to a community of kids especially. I'm like gonna get

00:50:52.000 emotional about this issue because it's just it's horrible but you know it's

00:50:58.000 it's like kids who are bullied. Like all these leaders are taking steps to hurt

00:51:05.000 them and hurt their lives and hurt their families.

00:51:08.000 And you look at some of these laws in these states, and it is going after parents who are in loving relationships who have kids.

00:51:15.000 It's completely outrageous, but it is a wedge issue.

00:51:19.000 Sorry, this is an issue that makes me completely crazy.

00:51:22.000 Yes, it's the issue.

00:51:25.000 It's a political wedge issue.

00:51:26.000 It is not a reflection of where the country is.

00:51:29.000 It is absolutely a reflection of how disconnected you are from the country.

00:51:33.000 Let me give you an example right now.

00:51:34.000 I'm going to say something that under this new act would probably be illegal in Europe.

00:51:39.000 Germany, have your ban button ready.

00:51:41.000 By the way, you don't get a say in anything because you're responsible for how many world wars now?

00:51:46.000 All of them?

00:51:46.000 Don't care.

00:51:47.000 You know, you're talking about 60, 70.

00:51:50.000 It's not all that long in the realm of human history.

00:51:52.000 We're still keeping our eye on you.

00:51:53.000 I will say this.

00:51:54.000 When they say, well look, does the curriculum ban people from discussing heterosexual marriage with children?

00:52:00.000 No, it also doesn't ban discussing your personal relationships.

00:52:02.000 It's just inappropriate.

00:52:03.000 However, I would argue, yeah, it's more appropriate to discuss heterosexual relationships with children than same-sex relationships and marriage.

00:52:12.000 Why?

00:52:12.000 Because it doesn't require much of an explanation.

00:52:15.000 Is this an argument that you really want to make?

00:52:17.000 The vast majority of relationships since the beginning of time have been heterosexual relationships.

00:52:22.000 That is, I dare say normal, meaning the norm, meaning it is the most likely to occur.

00:52:29.000 It's not that hard to explain to a child.

00:52:31.000 Boy meets girl, boy falls in love with girl, boy and girl get married, have babies.

00:52:36.000 Then if you want to get into the 1.5% who are two dudes, look, it's more confusing because there's more explanation.

00:52:43.000 It's for the same reason you probably wouldn't teach kids about child bribes or arranged marriages.

00:52:48.000 And by the way, I'm not saying that arranged marriages are necessarily morally wrong.

00:52:53.000 I don't like them.

00:52:54.000 But my point is, of course you wouldn't need to.

00:52:57.000 People act as though there's an equivalency.

00:52:59.000 There's not.

00:52:59.000 When something is far outside the realm of average, it requires more explaining.

00:53:06.000 Why?

00:53:06.000 Because the vast majority of kids there understand that men and women go together and can make babies.

00:53:12.000 So it's not as big of a deal to say, my wife, for a man, or my husband, for a woman, as it is for a man to say, my husband.

00:53:19.000 Because most kids are going to go, what was that?

00:53:22.000 Well, it's the same as when you get into middle school, you don't cover every single fetish and every single thing that happens either.

00:53:28.000 It's like, you're young, you don't understand it, fine.

00:53:30.000 If parents want to explain that to a kid, that's fine too.

00:53:32.000 Like, I don't really care, but it's like, yeah, you're not in middle school going like, alright, now this is bondage, this guy, he's powerful in his day job, but he likes to be humiliated.

00:53:42.000 She stomps on him with these heels. 1.00

00:53:45.000 Like, it's not like that, you know?

00:53:46.000 That was taught to me in high school, but in the janitor closet.

00:53:48.000 Well, yes.

00:53:49.000 Did you know Willie?

00:53:50.000 Yep.

00:53:52.000 He is doing a long sentence.

00:53:55.000 Oh, yeah.

00:53:56.000 I believe it's three life terms, which is odd, because they didn't kill anybody.

00:53:59.000 It's just their spirit.

00:54:00.000 Yeah, all of them.

00:54:03.000 Honestly, if my son asks me, which he never has, do people have two moms, I'm just going to go like, yeah, some do, and I'm just going to leave it at that.

00:54:10.000 And that's just my own personal opinion, and that's it, and that's fine.

00:54:15.000 But you made a good point to me a little while ago, which was I didn't know my teacher's first name.

00:54:20.000 Yeah, I didn't.

00:54:21.000 I didn't know who my teachers were married to. 0.99

00:54:23.000 I didn't know any of that stuff in elementary school.

00:54:25.000 I don't think it's necessary.

00:54:27.000 I'm not saying that they can't find out, they can't say anything, but it's like, I don't see what that has to do with the curriculum.

00:54:32.000 I once saw one of my first or second grade teachers at, by the way, Canadians, you can comment below, Harvey's.

00:54:38.000 I don't know if it still exists in Canada.

00:54:39.000 It was like a burger franchise.

00:54:40.000 Not very good.

00:54:41.000 And I once saw, I believe her name was Madame Aluf, in Yep. 1.00

00:54:48.000 I had her kindergarten in the second grade, and I saw her at Harvey's, and I was like, oh, look, it's like seeing an animal in its natural habitat when you see a teacher.

00:54:55.000 I was like, oh, okay, Madame Elephant!

00:54:57.000 And you know what she did?

00:54:58.000 She went... That was it!

00:55:01.000 This is it.

00:55:03.000 This is not where we interact.

00:55:05.000 And that's okay.

00:55:07.000 Coney Island when I was a kid, same thing.

00:55:09.000 I saw my teacher and I didn't understand it.

00:55:11.000 I was like, what?

00:55:13.000 I thought she just goes into the closet until we come back the next day. 0.97

00:55:16.000 I was so confused.

00:55:18.000 Just go into a cocoon.

00:55:19.000 The problem, Dave.

00:55:21.000 A lot of them are coming out of the closet in the classroom.

00:55:23.000 But the thing is, you see them in their natural habitat.

00:55:26.000 It's weird.

00:55:28.000 That is not the purview of a school to teach my child about sex at age five.

00:55:35.000 And my point is, everything that we just said, which is a response to what teachers are already doing, is considered hate speech to the left.

00:55:43.000 You just saw it with Jen Psaki. 0.99

00:55:44.000 That's the issue.

00:55:45.000 If someone who has control of your children for eight hours a day wants to indoctrinate them in a way which is very, very new to keep in mind.

00:55:52.000 There have been gay people since the beginning of time, but trying to shove the LGBTQ on all children and Black Lives Matter. 1.00

00:55:58.000 And by the way, we also have some interesting polling data.

00:56:00.000 We'll talk about this tomorrow, that Gen X is the least racist and now Zoomers Generation Z are the most racist since the oldest generation. 1.00

00:56:07.000 So it's skipped I've lived a few generations and now racism is alive again.

00:56:09.000 Told you!

00:56:10.000 You can go back to 2015 where I was saying, I think you're going to see more racists than ever in my lifetime because this is a divide and conquer from the left.

00:56:17.000 But what can happen is they can indoctrinate your kids with LGBTQAAIP, they can indoctrinate your kids with Black Lives Matter and white privilege and these white guilt tests, and your response is labeled Hate speech. 0.68

00:56:29.000 Just like you can go and create new laws that are in violation of your state constitution, Pennsylvania.

00:56:35.000 You can create mass mail-in voting, which by the way, ironically isn't allowed in most of Europe, but here in the United States, completely unprecedented.

00:56:42.000 That can be made into policy, and then if you come out and speak against it, even if you're the sitting president, you are removed.

00:56:51.000 This is how you silence the response.

00:56:55.000 That's what's insane.

00:56:57.000 It's like having two lawyers in a court and no one has the ability to cross-examine.

00:57:02.000 And they are moving because they don't like what's happening with the Elon Musks of the world.

00:57:05.000 They don't like what's happening with Rumble.

00:57:07.000 Like I said, if all of you left YouTube and went to Rumble, nothing would make me happier.

00:57:10.000 You can go watch us on Rumble right now live, but many of you don't.

00:57:14.000 You're still here on YouTube because they have a ton of resources.

00:57:16.000 So let me give you some more examples of hate speech and then we'll get to STI Awareness Month.

00:57:20.000 So in the UK, I was jailed in charge with hate speech for singing Kung Fu Fighting.

00:57:28.000 Which rendition?

00:57:29.000 Which one?

00:57:30.000 I don't care.

00:57:30.000 Ours?

00:57:31.000 Or, you know... I mean, he was really bad at singing.

00:57:35.000 Really bad.

00:57:36.000 Everybody's a critic, Dave.

00:57:37.000 They should do that in Detroit for everyone who karaoke's Journey.

00:57:40.000 Born and raised in South Detroit, just grab him.

00:57:43.000 No!

00:57:44.000 Stop it! 0.99

00:57:45.000 Journey's not even from Detroit.

00:57:47.000 Why is this your anthem?

00:57:48.000 And by the way, no Seeger on the list.

00:57:50.000 Not allowed.

00:57:51.000 No.

00:57:51.000 I like Seager, but not out of your mouth.

00:57:53.000 Not in Detroit.

00:57:54.000 Recent trial in Finland attempted to convict a Finnish MP and a bishop of hate speech for quoting the Bible.

00:58:02.000 What?! !

00:58:04.000 We're quoting the Bible.

00:58:05.000 So I'm just giving you some examples and we have so many more.

00:58:08.000 What did they think they were going to use?

00:58:10.000 Like this bishop was there and he was speaking and the guy's like, alright, where's this going?

00:58:15.000 A Bible?

00:58:15.000 There's a twist!

00:58:17.000 He's not reading Harry Potter up there?

00:58:19.000 I'm confused.

00:58:20.000 I would also arrest him for Harry Potter because that J.K.

00:58:22.000 Rowling's a TERF.

00:58:23.000 Yes, I hear.

00:58:24.000 I learned this term last week also, but now I live by it. 1.00

00:58:27.000 And by the way, speaking of it, I stand by my statement that there's a special place in hell For this guy, Germany. 0.99

00:58:35.000 So let's go into what POCD actually is.

00:58:37.000 This is a subset of OCD.

00:58:40.000 This is where somebody with OCD may have unwanted, harmful, or sexual thoughts about children.

00:58:47.000 This often results in panic, anxiety, distress, even depression.

00:58:52.000 People living with POCD have no intentions of harming a child, yet they are tormented with the thoughts of possibly doing so.

00:59:00.000 Oh, you know what that wall would look nice with?

00:59:04.000 Figuratively.

00:59:10.000 Well, look, and by the way, smash the like button if you can't stand that guy.

00:59:13.000 They're just tormented.

00:59:15.000 This is what happens, right there.

00:59:16.000 Why would you allow... Sorry.

00:59:19.000 Yeah, they're tormented is what's going on.

00:59:21.000 The poor guy's tormented.

00:59:23.000 They're tormented with thoughts that they don't want to act on.

00:59:25.000 Hey, how about this?

00:59:26.000 I don't care.

00:59:28.000 I don't care.

00:59:29.000 Oh, you have a thought?

00:59:30.000 About sexual thought?

00:59:31.000 About children?

00:59:32.000 Bye!

00:59:33.000 You come back? 0.96

00:59:34.000 Bullet.

00:59:36.000 Yeah, I don't... I'm sorry, your brain doesn't work for a society. 1.00

00:59:40.000 Oh, I'm sorry, you were sexually abused? 1.00

00:59:41.000 Don't care. 0.94

00:59:42.000 Yeah.

00:59:42.000 He said, oh, they have no desire to actually do anything with children.

00:59:45.000 Yeah, they typically don't until they do.

00:59:47.000 Right.

00:59:47.000 Until they do.

00:59:48.000 I can't trust that they will stay in that, I don't ever want to act on this category.

00:59:52.000 Right.

00:59:53.000 They're going to.

00:59:53.000 Sorry.

00:59:53.000 It doesn't matter.

00:59:54.000 Doesn't matter.

00:59:54.000 If you look at the rehabilitation rate, it's very low.

00:59:56.000 Let me ask you this.

00:59:57.000 Let me ask you this.

00:59:59.000 If not people who are sexually attracted to children, Are there any issues for that man, for what will be the mainstream democratic platform, just so you know, within five years, guarantee it, come back here, we're 2022, just like I referenced 2014, 2015, mark it!

01:00:17.000 It will be the mainstream platform, not saying it will be the mainstream platform that they encourage pedophilia, but they will encourage an approach of rehabilitation.

01:00:24.000 If not, pedophiles, who are actively having sexual thoughts about children, What issue is it for you where, no explanation, it requires an action?

01:00:37.000 Which one? 0.68

01:00:38.000 To me, that's it. 0.65

01:00:39.000 To me, that's one of those, it's like, oh, okay, you're having sexual thoughts about children? 0.77

01:00:42.000 Don't care why, you have to leave now.

01:00:44.000 I don't, go figure it out in the wilderness.

01:00:47.000 You're not allowed around children, ever.

01:00:49.000 No, no, no, you cannot even go home and get a carry-on.

01:00:53.000 You're out.

01:00:54.000 If not the issue of sexual attraction, admittedly, to children, is there any issue that you're willing to make a decision with finality?

01:01:07.000 Not everything requires understanding that perspective.

01:01:09.000 And the thing is, the left loves to apply this retroactively, like, well, Hitler, we'll never let that happen again. 0.76

01:01:14.000 Really?

01:01:14.000 Because Hitler didn't run, by the way.

01:01:17.000 On exterminating the Jews. 0.99

01:01:18.000 That wouldn't have been like the party of Jew extermination. 0.90

01:01:21.000 It ended up being shoehorned in through the kind of identity politics that's very similar to what you see happening with the left today, right?

01:01:27.000 He used diseases.

01:01:28.000 He blamed them for the economic woes.

01:01:31.000 The point is he didn't... So it's easy for you to look back and say, oh, that was terrible.

01:01:34.000 Well, you're able to look back and issue a judgment.

01:01:37.000 But what about here, today, when it's happening now?

01:01:42.000 If not sexually attracted to children, what issue do you say, that's a red line?

01:01:46.000 Because this guy doesn't have it there.

01:01:48.000 No.

01:01:48.000 That's my, everyone should have it somewhere at some point.

01:01:52.000 Okay.

01:01:53.000 We'd also be remiss, and by the way, you guys can update me, is there anything, there's nothing on Elon?

01:01:56.000 No, we're still waiting?

01:01:57.000 Okay.

01:01:58.000 They're not even talking about it.

01:02:00.000 Is that Toobin?

01:02:01.000 It is!

01:02:02.000 Yay! 0.99

01:02:03.000 Toobin! 1.00

01:02:04.000 We live in a society where that guy... This is why no one trusts the media.

01:02:09.000 Oh, we need to create a bill so you don't sow mistrust in our institutions.

01:02:13.000 Yeah, you know what?

01:02:14.000 No amount of memes or even fake news that I could present online could sow more mistrust than that guy spanking it on a Zoom call and still having a job with The most trusted name in news.

01:02:27.000 Yeah, he couldn't get through a Zoom call and wear pants.

01:02:31.000 He couldn't use a sticky note to show.

01:02:33.000 That's what brought the network down.

01:02:40.000 Seriously, this guy's on CNN right now.

01:02:43.000 He's on CNN and they blame us.

01:02:44.000 It's our fault for sowing mistrust.

01:02:46.000 It's the same thing when you have former Vice President Biden receiving more votes than anyone in the history of ever.

01:02:52.000 And it's like, what?

01:02:54.000 You don't believe that?

01:02:55.000 I don't want to be accused of sowing mistrust, but not really. 0.99

01:02:59.000 No, I just masturbate on work calls. 0.99

01:03:02.000 What? 0.99

01:03:03.000 You're not a legal correspondent? 1.00

01:03:04.000 Well, you should just shut up and work harder. 0.99

01:03:06.000 Sounds like hate speech. 0.98

01:03:08.000 It's the sound of one hand slapping.

01:03:10.000 Now, we'd be remiss if we, because we want to do our part, if we let April pass us by without acknowledging STD Awareness Month.

01:03:18.000 Isn't it STI Awareness Month, I thought?

01:03:20.000 It was STI Now.

01:03:22.000 That's what I've heard, but I don't know what the difference... I thought it was different.

01:03:27.000 STD and then ST... So a disease versus an infection.

01:03:30.000 Every time I would go to the doctor, they'd be like, STD, why do you keep coming in?

01:03:36.000 Wear a condom.

01:03:37.000 So they never told you STI?

01:03:38.000 No, they were always like STD.

01:03:40.000 So I thought it was, but now they're saying they're interchangeable.

01:03:44.000 Why are they changing it?

01:03:45.000 I really don't know.

01:03:46.000 I was looking in, maybe, is it getting worse?

01:03:48.000 Well, what I thought was, you know, for example, if you have a cold or something and you go in and they'll say, well, it's bacterial and they'll give you an antibiotic or it's viral and they don't, I thought an STI like infection was maybe bacterial versus the disease state.

01:03:59.000 Right, because the virus is, you can get a treatment, right?

01:04:03.000 No, the bacterial.

01:04:04.000 Turns out they're completely interchangeable.

01:04:06.000 They've changed it to STI to de-stigmatize it.

01:04:09.000 Yeah, because sexually transmitted is the good part. 1.00

01:04:13.000 It's the disease and the infection that we want to make sure we don't want to stigmatize.

01:04:18.000 And I don't know that infection is any more palatable.

01:04:21.000 It's not.

01:04:22.000 From what I understand, neither is very palatable.

01:04:24.000 They both end up with a sore throat.

01:04:27.000 Twelve years from now they're going to change it to sexually transmitted pustule. 0.95

01:04:32.000 It's actually transmitted pustule.

01:04:34.000 We don't want to stigmatize it.

01:04:35.000 No.

01:04:36.000 What if you think about STDs? 1.00

01:04:37.000 You're a dirty boy. 1.00

01:04:39.000 Here's your antibiotic. 1.00

01:04:41.000 I've been very lucky.

01:04:42.000 I can't imagine.

01:04:44.000 I know people who haven't, though.

01:04:46.000 2020 alone, CDC reported 2.4 million new.

01:04:49.000 That's when they used to say STDs.

01:04:51.000 It's like ISIS and ISIL.

01:04:54.000 That is a lot of people.

01:04:55.000 2.4 million. 1.00

01:04:58.000 You dirty, dirty people. 0.99

01:04:59.000 So, look, we do want to help inform you and we're going to go to Mug Club here in a little bit. 0.99

01:05:04.000 So here to educate us on STD Awareness Month and to educate everyone out there who may not know is Herpo, the STI clown.

01:05:15.000 Hi, Herpo.

01:05:16.000 Thanks for being here, sir.

01:05:17.000 Hi kids! 0.92

01:05:18.000 I'm Herpo, the STI-riddled clown! 0.83

01:05:22.000 And let's just, by the way, be sure to clean the mic up after. 0.75

01:05:24.000 So you're here to share with us some STI facts, correct Herpo?

01:05:28.000 Yes! 0.98

01:05:29.000 I have a ton of venereal diseases, and that makes Herpo a sad clown. 0.98

01:05:34.000 Oh boy. 0.94

01:05:35.000 So like a sad Jerry Lewis clown at a concentration camp?

01:05:39.000 No.

01:05:40.000 More like a, hurts when I bathroom sad.

01:05:44.000 And I have lip sores on my mouth, which technically makes it a felony for me to blow balloon animals and hand them to children.

01:05:51.000 Yeah, that would be felony battery.

01:05:53.000 Wonderful.

01:05:54.000 And that's, I don't know, what is that you have there?

01:05:57.000 Oh, don't, don't.

01:05:59.000 Jeez.

01:05:59.000 I thought it was a gun.

01:06:00.000 Glad we get some use out of it.

01:06:02.000 Wonderful.

01:06:03.000 So, um, so you're here to share the facts about STI prevention.

01:06:08.000 That's primarily.

01:06:09.000 Fact number one!

01:06:11.000 The best way to prevent an STI, aside from abstinence, right Gerald?

01:06:16.000 Is with a prophylactic. 0.98

01:06:18.000 As Herpo always says, don't be a condom and wear a scum bag! 0.97

01:06:25.000 That didn't rhyme even, but okay. 0.96

01:06:26.000 That's not slogan-y at all.

01:06:28.000 Fact number two, genital acne may not indicate a case of STI and may be a simple case of genital pimples. 0.94

01:06:37.000 Oh my god, that's disgusting. 0.51

01:06:38.000 What kind of person has genital acne? 0.99

01:06:41.000 I do. 0.70

01:06:42.000 What?

01:06:44.000 Oh my gosh.

01:06:44.000 Oh, Finnegan, I didn't even know you were here.

01:06:46.000 Oh jeez, why is he here again?

01:06:48.000 I'm Ronald's ride, that's his name when he's not hurt both.

01:06:51.000 Dude, I told you not to use my real name!

01:06:53.000 Your name's Ronald, like McDonald's? 0.99

01:06:56.000 You shut your mouth. 1.00

01:06:57.000 That's like the n-word to we clowns. 0.99

01:07:00.000 Oh yeah, yeah, because who could forget hundreds of years of clown slavery? 1.00

01:07:04.000 One more word out of you and I'll spit in your mouth. 1.00

01:07:06.000 Yeah, go ahead. 1.00

01:07:07.000 I probably got half of what you got.

01:07:08.000 Okay, enough.

01:07:09.000 Alright, you are both just... 0.94

01:07:11.000 Absolute animals.

01:07:12.000 Thank you, sir.

01:07:13.000 The two of you.

01:07:14.000 Continue with your facts, Purple.

01:07:15.000 Fact number three.

01:07:16.000 Child rape is an epidemic in Africa largely due to the entrenched belief that sex with a virgin can cure sexually transmitted diseases such as AIDS.

01:07:27.000 No, that's enough. 0.91

01:07:27.000 I've heard enough. 0.91

01:07:28.000 You know, Finnegan, get your Ronald, get your ride out of here.

01:07:31.000 This is enough.

01:07:32.000 I don't want him in here.

01:07:32.000 Get him.

01:07:33.000 Finnegan, come on.

01:07:33.000 Hurry up.

01:07:34.000 Get him out of here.

01:07:34.000 That's enough.

01:07:35.000 That's enough, Purple.

01:07:36.000 Oh, jeez.

01:07:36.000 All right.

01:07:36.000 Look.

01:07:37.000 Oh, my.

01:07:38.000 Hey.

01:07:39.000 It's getting real.

01:07:40.000 Oh, boy.

01:07:43.000 Yeah, no one's floating, except for this break.

01:07:45.000 YouTube, I wouldn't blame you for banning us for that spectacle.

01:07:48.000 We're gonna go play Hate Symbol or not.

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